The Golden One - January 17, 2015


Nord of Skyrim Chapter 13


Episode Stats

Length

26 minutes

Words per Minute

106.801155

Word Count

2,880

Sentence Count

411

Misogynist Sentences

5

Hate Speech Sentences

17


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Greetings true friends and welcome back to good old Skyrim. Now I actually decided upon
00:00:09.560 going with Skyrim. I thought about making some other games, some other let's plays,
00:00:15.920 but then I was like, why would I do it? Glory to Skyrim! So I will join the Stormcloaks.
00:00:27.540 Greetings High King. I am courageous. I believe we've already met. Quite so. I was going
00:00:42.620 to be executed. We were lucky, weren't we? I helped Rolof escape. He said he'd vouch for
00:00:52.000 me. Rolof's alive. I hope that's true. He's a damn good man, but he hasn't returned
00:00:58.820 yet. So I'll need to wait for his account. For now, speak with Gaoma. I'm always looking
00:01:05.300 for able fighters. Not everyone can say they made it out of Helga. Seems we're all branded
00:01:12.040 villains these days. I know that's a feel, bro.
00:01:15.000 The world of past stays in the past. And you'll fight for me with honor and integrity.
00:01:20.820 Death and glory!
00:01:23.820 If he's not with us, he's against us.
00:01:28.820 Greetings true friends. This is a good old Nord.
00:01:31.820 Over told us quite the story. If you made it through all that, you're likely worse.
00:01:35.820 Look, that's an alpha. A Nordic alpha.
00:01:38.820 Tell me. Why does a foreigner want to fight for Skyrim?
00:01:42.520 I'm no foreigner, you stupid pig. Skyrim's my home.
00:01:46.480 But are you willing to die for your home?
00:01:50.700 Yes.
00:01:53.580 I want to fight the Empire. I bleed for the chance to do so.
00:01:57.080 I can't fault anyone for that. As long as you hate the Empire.
00:02:00.940 I don't hate anyone. I just love my own. I love Skyrim. I love the Nords.
00:02:05.480 That's why I'm here. I want to join.
00:02:08.800 All right. But before I can put you to use, I need to know how much you can take.
00:02:14.540 Fight me!
00:02:15.420 If I have a little test for you.
00:02:18.300 That's what I like to hear.
00:02:20.720 So long as you can back up those words with steel.
00:02:24.240 I'm sending you to Serpent Stone Island.
00:02:27.220 If you survive, you pass.
00:02:29.680 If you die, well, you won't going to be much use to me anyway.
00:02:35.480 All right, then.
00:02:36.300 If the men have tested their metal for ages.
00:02:39.500 It's a strange rock formation built by the ancients.
00:02:43.620 Something about that place attracts the icewaves.
00:02:45.540 Sounds sickening, to be honest.
00:02:47.700 Exquisite.
00:02:48.340 You kill an icewaves out there, and I'll have all the proof I need about you.
00:02:55.120 All right, then.
00:02:56.420 We'll see about that, won't we?
00:02:58.620 I am certain I can handle that.
00:03:03.540 Glory to Skyrim.
00:03:05.480 Yeah.
00:03:06.300 I was, as I was going to say, I thought about, you know, should I make another let's play?
00:03:14.360 And then I was like, oh, good God, that's far away.
00:03:18.800 And I have to run all the way out of there.
00:03:21.020 Oh, well.
00:03:29.180 Let us, I'll run and I'll talk a bit in the meantime, in all actuality.
00:03:36.680 And it's dark and snowing, but oh well.
00:03:45.460 And I'm a Nord, so I can swim here.
00:03:47.000 Yeah, and I was like, okay, why am I going to do...
00:03:50.340 I'm not really out to, like, I know I won't attract any new subscribers with let's plays, so my let's plays is more like my way of hanging out with my true friends from all over the world.
00:04:03.240 And then, you know, then I can go with Skyrim, because Skyrim allows me to interact the most, you know, to tell you little secrets that only the truest will hear.
00:04:15.320 Because the let's plays aren't, you know, by any means, my most watched series of videos.
00:04:23.580 So, then it feels like only the truest are watching it.
00:04:30.000 And then we have a good feel for this character as well.
00:04:34.300 Fuck.
00:04:37.460 Don't die now.
00:04:39.740 We have a good feel for the character.
00:04:42.880 The golden one.
00:04:44.240 As I so named him.
00:04:50.780 Oh, I don't want to fight you.
00:04:52.640 Get away from me.
00:04:54.180 You bastard.
00:04:56.240 So, yeah, I thought, like, Skyrim is better for let's play.
00:05:00.480 The graphics are better, just better in every way.
00:05:02.500 I thought about...
00:05:04.240 Mountain Blade, and I will probably make one Mountain Blade let's play, but...
00:05:09.520 You know, it...
00:05:10.480 I tried.
00:05:11.200 But it just doesn't compare to Skyrim in...
00:05:15.260 At all.
00:05:17.760 To be perfectly honest.
00:05:19.700 And then, obviously, I know a lot of you enjoy my Skyrim let's plays.
00:05:28.820 So, why change a winning concept?
00:05:31.700 And then, I also enjoy playing Skyrim the most, because I'm familiar with the game, the gameplay.
00:05:39.980 If I have to learn something new, then I don't have to focus so much about that.
00:05:50.320 So, for example, when I played Rise, Son of Rome, that was the case.
00:05:56.820 I had to focus all the time on all the hack and slash, as it were.
00:06:02.120 So, I couldn't really properly talk.
00:06:06.820 But, Rise of Rome was a really nice game, to be honest.
00:06:14.220 It actually was.
00:06:15.980 It was intense as fuck.
00:06:19.460 Okay, let's...
00:06:20.720 Where is Serana?
00:06:23.120 Serana, where art thou?
00:06:26.180 I'm gonna wait a bit.
00:06:27.460 Ah, nice.
00:06:30.560 Now I wanna face something.
00:06:32.320 Oh.
00:06:33.060 Hello, girl.
00:06:34.300 You're looking...
00:06:35.120 Gorgeous.
00:06:37.680 I wanna charge something.
00:06:40.420 Alright.
00:06:42.460 Glory!
00:06:43.060 Glory!
00:06:47.380 Was the worst enemy ever.
00:06:50.560 I ran all that way just to...
00:06:53.060 To slash at him.
00:06:56.180 But, yeah, I'm quite good leveling to Anand.
00:07:01.080 So, we're gonna slay some Imperials.
00:07:03.420 I thought about that ever since I made my very first Let's Play.
00:07:09.800 I thought about learning the Imperium.
00:07:14.260 And now, my very first Let's Play was...
00:07:21.020 Also Skyrim, in all actually.
00:07:23.920 The Jarls are upset.
00:07:25.840 Greetings, true friend.
00:07:26.700 You're alive.
00:07:28.500 I owe Ulfric a drink.
00:07:30.340 Quite so, indeed.
00:07:32.100 I didn't think we'd be seeing you again.
00:07:35.040 I misjudged you.
00:07:36.940 You're definitely Stormcloak material.
00:07:39.480 Indeed, I am.
00:07:40.140 It's time we made this official.
00:07:42.560 You ready to take the oath?
00:07:44.160 Aye.
00:07:44.580 You can stick a sword through an Imperial any day you want, but that doesn't make you a Stormcloak.
00:07:55.460 We're not just fighting Imperials.
00:07:57.760 We're fighting to restore Skyrim to her glory and give her the king she deserves.
00:08:02.460 I'm ready to take the oath.
00:08:06.680 That's the spirit.
00:08:08.520 By swearing this oath, you become one of us.
00:08:11.960 A hero of the people.
00:08:13.660 A true son of Skyrim.
00:08:15.440 A true son of Skyrim.
00:08:17.960 Repeat after me.
00:08:19.180 I do swear my blood and honor to the service of Ulfric Stormcloak.
00:08:31.340 Jarl of Windhelm and true High King of Skyrim.
00:08:36.660 Jarl of Windhelm and true High King of Skyrim.
00:08:40.540 As Talos is my witness.
00:08:42.600 Talos, I love you.
00:08:43.660 In this oath, bind me to death and beyond.
00:08:46.200 As Talos is my witness, may this oath bind me to death and beyond.
00:08:52.820 Even to my lord, as to my fellow brothers and sisters in arms.
00:08:57.740 Even to my lord, as to my fellow brothers and sisters in arms.
00:09:02.340 All hail the Stormcloaks, the true sons and daughters of Skyrim.
00:09:08.280 All hail the Stormcloaks, the true sons and daughters of Skyrim.
00:09:12.760 Now you're one of us, which means you get to tag along on a little trip with me.
00:09:20.680 Oh, and here.
00:09:23.260 You're a Stormcloak now.
00:09:24.860 You ought to look the part.
00:09:28.760 Huh.
00:09:29.800 I have found the final resting place of the jagged crown.
00:09:41.800 Can you believe it?
00:09:43.400 Well, I failed to join the Imperial Legion and I failed to betray my people.
00:09:50.640 We're bound to run into trouble of some kind.
00:09:53.400 I'm ready to fucking fight.
00:09:54.980 Fight me.
00:09:55.740 You're the Stormcloaks are already assembling outside the tomb.
00:09:57.840 I'll meet you there as soon as I'm finished up here.
00:10:00.840 Glory to Skyrim.
00:10:02.680 All right, let's do it.
00:10:03.640 I'm just going to throw away the poverty things he granted me.
00:10:09.760 I don't want them.
00:10:11.100 I don't want them.
00:10:12.660 Do you hear me?
00:10:13.280 But thanks for the consideration.
00:10:18.780 It was mighty fine of you.
00:10:34.280 Greetings, true friends.
00:10:36.260 You fucking juicy.
00:10:37.600 Ah, brilliant.
00:10:41.740 Beautiful Skyrim.
00:10:43.160 Okay, let's...
00:10:44.600 Oh, hello.
00:10:49.920 I have not yet discovered this place.
00:10:52.520 Tower of Mzark.
00:10:54.400 Okay, so we're going to run around a bit more.
00:10:58.260 Fortunately, I'm in a talkative mood.
00:11:00.800 So I'm going to tell you a little story.
00:11:03.900 Oh, wow.
00:11:05.340 Fuck, look at this.
00:11:06.360 Look how beautiful this is.
00:11:10.000 Hello, gorgeous.
00:11:12.340 I like Serana.
00:11:14.180 She is...
00:11:14.920 She is gorgeous.
00:11:19.460 So, I'm going to give you some relationship advice.
00:11:23.760 Since we're with Serana and it's a beautiful night here in Skyrim.
00:11:27.860 And since you are so glorious.
00:11:30.980 So, if you want to get...
00:11:34.000 And I will cover this in a separate video sometime.
00:11:37.600 I'm certain I will.
00:11:38.780 Or get the question in the Wednesday Q&A.
00:11:40.680 And I've already gotten the question on a few occasions.
00:11:44.520 So, basically, you have to...
00:11:46.580 If you don't want to get over an ex, you have to occupy yourself with other things.
00:11:52.100 The worst thing you can do is to dwell upon it too much.
00:11:56.420 And I'm not talking about necessarily going up and meeting up with other girls and stuff.
00:12:01.960 I'm just talking about be so fucking focused you just can about a certain mission.
00:12:08.780 So, when I broke up with my ex, I was, you know, beginning to get some moderate fame and attention.
00:12:19.340 Like, nothing that I have now, but enough of it.
00:12:23.860 And then I, you know, was in the middle of a cot.
00:12:26.200 I was looking shredded.
00:12:28.440 I'll continue in a minute.
00:12:31.700 Ah, greetings, Rallof, true friend.
00:12:33.340 And we'll cast off the yoke of the Talmor.
00:12:43.900 What are you talking about?
00:12:45.200 These old ruins.
00:12:47.060 My father always told me to stay away from them.
00:12:50.540 Good advice, I'd say.
00:12:52.820 But never mind all that.
00:12:54.620 We've got a job to do.
00:12:56.420 And nothing's going to stand in our way.
00:12:58.920 What's the situation?
00:13:00.900 Glory.
00:13:03.340 Glory to Makedon.
00:13:25.560 Yeah, as I was saying, oh, look, this is a big place.
00:13:29.000 As I was saying, I was, like, busy as fuck.
00:13:31.940 You know, busy with getting in shape, with keeping the shape, with taking pictures, with social networking.
00:13:40.540 Like, just keeping busy as fuck.
00:13:42.140 So, I didn't really...
00:13:43.520 Like, obviously, yes, I missed her and stuff, but...
00:13:46.000 It could have been worse.
00:14:00.000 It could have been a lot worse, in all actuality.
00:14:06.480 So, I'm thankful for that.
00:14:07.860 I kept busy.
00:14:08.540 And then it will be...
00:14:11.700 Glory to Sparta.
00:14:16.540 That's exactly how it goes.
00:14:17.840 How dare you?
00:14:19.640 Oh, hello.
00:14:20.560 Hello, hello.
00:14:21.200 And obviously, it's easier if you're doing it, like, breaking up with a girl in the summer and stuff like that.
00:14:28.140 It's not optimal to do it in the autumn when you just want to be cuddling someone.
00:14:33.080 But, yeah, so basically, my advice right there is to keep as busy as possible.
00:14:40.720 And then, if you have been hurt or anything...
00:14:45.280 Like, I've never been hurt, really, like, by any heartache, per se.
00:14:53.200 But, generally speaking, it's just to keep busy and then the more time passes by, the less you care about it.
00:15:04.920 So, whatever has happened, basically, just keep in mind.
00:15:10.720 Keep in mind that you have to slay these insolent dogs.
00:15:17.300 Glory to Skyrim.
00:15:20.400 Yeah, keep in mind that the...
00:15:23.720 The initial time is always the worst in any...
00:15:30.780 Like, if you're feeling bad for any reason.
00:15:34.680 It can be for any reason.
00:15:35.920 Like, the more days it's going to take one day at a time.
00:15:39.000 Make the best of the situation.
00:15:41.020 Don't dwell too much upon it.
00:15:44.000 And then, obviously, I realize that it's easy to say, like...
00:15:48.700 Easy to say, oh, you know, just take one step at a time and not think about it because you will think about it.
00:15:55.920 But try to think as little as possible about it.
00:16:00.680 Anyway.
00:16:00.880 That's my glory to Talos.
00:16:07.660 Talos, I love you!
00:16:10.320 Oh, how dare they stand against the Stormcloaks like that.
00:16:16.080 They're so...
00:16:16.740 They're so silly.
00:16:17.380 I don't like the look of this.
00:16:30.680 Perfect spot on the handbush.
00:16:32.400 Galmar's stone fist.
00:16:33.500 He is...
00:16:34.700 He's one glorious hench guy right there.
00:16:40.000 Dragonborn!
00:16:40.720 Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:16:45.240 Talos!
00:16:53.620 You're nothing, hear me?
00:16:55.220 Nothing!
00:16:55.740 Nothing!
00:16:57.820 Ooh!
00:16:59.260 It's not cool.
00:17:02.140 Love it.
00:17:03.260 Absolutely love it.
00:17:06.080 Ah, how quaint.
00:17:07.640 Chest of...
00:17:09.000 Oh, it's already been looted.
00:17:13.300 Ah ha!
00:17:14.980 Nice!
00:17:16.380 Exactly what I wanted.
00:17:18.020 A bit like, um...
00:17:20.460 If you have a birthday or anything and you get what you...
00:17:23.800 Something you perhaps hadn't thought about, but you're like,
00:17:26.360 Oh fuck, I really wanted and needed this.
00:17:29.980 I'm ready, true friend.
00:17:33.520 Our hero, our hero, claims a warrior's call.
00:17:37.380 I tell you, I tell you, the dragonborn cause.
00:17:42.180 Ah ha.
00:17:48.520 I, um...
00:17:51.080 I was, uh, caring too much to, uh, continue.
00:17:58.940 Oh, true friends of glory.
00:18:02.120 Oh, the sick!
00:18:12.820 Oh, the sick!
00:18:14.420 Is exactly what Serana has.
00:18:18.380 According to legend.
00:18:24.940 Ah, always open up with a...
00:18:27.120 With a block.
00:18:32.180 Oh, ha ha.
00:18:33.800 He got, um...
00:18:35.500 He got severely owned.
00:18:37.420 In all actuality.
00:18:39.480 They, they don't stand a chance.
00:18:42.000 I don't wanna run into those things.
00:18:45.160 And obviously I love Skyrim dearly.
00:18:48.320 If you haven't noticed that already.
00:18:50.040 Because it's just so immersive and glorious.
00:18:58.560 And then like, to try other games, it's hard to match.
00:19:03.580 Ebony Claw.
00:19:04.900 Let's look at the Ebony Claw and see what, um...
00:19:08.560 What it looks like.
00:19:10.100 Yeah, it's hard to match.
00:19:12.100 Uh, Skyrim.
00:19:13.040 Unless it's...
00:19:18.040 A completely different game.
00:19:19.760 Okay, Fox.
00:19:21.420 Dragonfly and Dragon.
00:19:34.580 Come out you black and tans.
00:19:36.720 Come out and fight me like a man.
00:19:38.540 Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders.
00:19:44.000 Tell her how the IRA made you run like hell away.
00:19:48.500 From the green and lovely fields of Kila Chandra.
00:19:53.600 And that's obviously a really old rebel song.
00:19:57.500 And the black and tans were just, uh...
00:19:59.680 You know, worst scum ever that roamed the Irish countryside
00:20:03.300 to try to, um, you know, harass the population in submission.
00:20:09.700 And that's also one of the reasons I detest Winston Churchill.
00:20:14.500 I have no respect for Winston Churchill.
00:20:17.920 Or I mean respect, but he was, uh...
00:20:21.620 He was a blasphemous man.
00:20:24.760 By all accounts.
00:20:26.040 And, uh, I have gotten, uh...
00:20:29.740 You know, true friends that aren't all too...
00:20:33.520 Happy with, uh...
00:20:36.740 With that statement.
00:20:37.800 But that's just, uh, my opinion of the matter.
00:20:44.580 And obviously, like, in England he's a bit of a hero, so, uh...
00:20:50.220 So I understand if people are getting mad at that.
00:20:56.040 Oh, look at that.
00:21:13.740 Avlet of Talos.
00:21:16.560 Good God, I really need to, uh, drop some fangs.
00:21:20.420 Let's look at the weapons.
00:21:21.380 Do we have anything I don't need?
00:21:23.560 Uh, okay.
00:21:25.300 I could have sold this, but...
00:21:26.880 But whatever.
00:21:36.000 Can we...
00:21:38.260 Do anything here, perhaps?
00:21:46.300 Hmm.
00:21:48.400 Alright.
00:21:49.300 I think I have it.
00:21:50.180 Okay, that's done it.
00:21:52.240 Ah.
00:21:53.360 Glory to Skyrim.
00:21:56.200 Talos, I love you!
00:21:59.500 Poverty's Draugr.
00:22:02.160 I must save the Fair Maidens.
00:22:09.520 Glory!
00:22:09.960 Glory!
00:22:15.140 I love those, uh...
00:22:16.560 Charging attacks.
00:22:18.100 That was Serana's Draugr of Peace.
00:22:23.300 Let's see what's down this way.
00:22:26.800 It's fucking juicy.
00:22:27.680 It's fucking juicy.
00:22:27.760 Hello, hello!
00:22:33.620 Hello!
00:22:33.700 Hello!
00:22:49.720 Look at that.
00:22:52.660 Oh, I forgot to sneak, in all actuality.
00:22:55.720 Okay.
00:23:01.300 No!
00:23:02.060 My crossbow!
00:23:04.460 Where's my crossbow?
00:23:08.360 How dare they?
00:23:09.340 Okay, I will get another one later on.
00:23:11.640 Why don't you stay dead, you bastard?
00:23:27.780 Draugr White, die for me.
00:23:31.160 Fall to me, dragon.
00:23:37.360 Oh, god, he bounced good there.
00:23:42.600 SPARTA!
00:23:44.440 Oh, I interrupted his shout there.
00:23:52.040 There we are.
00:23:53.500 Yes.
00:23:56.400 Oh, cool.
00:23:57.900 A glorious shout as well.
00:24:00.280 How quaint.
00:24:02.120 True, friends.
00:24:02.540 How absolute.
00:24:04.840 The Shagged Crown.
00:24:09.200 Ebony Battleaxe.
00:24:10.300 Wow, that was really good.
00:24:14.020 That was really good.
00:24:16.220 Okay, Serana, let's report back to good old Jarl Ulfric.
00:24:24.020 And I've actually never played as...
00:24:27.940 Oh, I forgot to talk about that.
00:24:30.080 Perhaps I'll talk about it later in the next episode.
00:24:32.820 But I've actually never played as the Imperials in this.
00:24:38.240 I just can't do it.
00:24:40.420 Let's see if we can find anything else useful.
00:24:42.260 It's...
00:24:42.640 I must be the Stormcloaks.
00:24:46.380 I just must.
00:24:48.220 There's no question about it at all.
00:24:52.520 Greetings, fair maiden.
00:24:54.260 It's fucking juicy.
00:24:55.200 Our hero, our hero, claims a warrior's call.
00:25:06.080 I tell you, I tell you, the dragonborn comes.
00:25:11.060 My singing voice is under construction, as you know.
00:25:17.860 But I do enjoy singing.
00:25:20.580 But I'm not the best at it.
00:25:22.320 But, you know, you don't need to be the best at something to enjoy it.
00:25:26.480 I'm gonna enjoy singing.
00:25:27.960 And I hope you bear with me as I chant merry tunes along with our adventures here in good old Skyrim.
00:25:36.840 Greetings.
00:25:37.360 Your cousin's what?
00:25:42.440 Is he a pale orc?
00:25:44.660 No, he can't be a pale orc.
00:25:47.940 Hello, hello.
00:25:49.320 Hello, main.
00:25:50.600 That's it, main.
00:25:51.320 The Empire's...
00:25:52.660 Damn him.
00:25:54.640 That old bear was right.
00:25:56.840 Did you run into any trouble?
00:26:02.080 That's the spirit.
00:26:03.960 I get all the details from Galmar when he gets back.
00:26:06.820 Ah, glorious.
00:26:08.180 I'm glad you're here.
00:26:09.260 I have a message I need to deliver to the Jarl of Whiterun.
00:26:13.380 Ah.
00:26:13.820 I've delivered this axe to Balgrove, the great...
00:26:15.760 He has to choose sides.
00:26:19.660 Men who understand each other often have no need for words.
00:26:23.820 That can be true.
00:26:24.720 There are but a few simple truths behind one warrior giving another his axe.
00:26:30.060 Balgrove will know my meaning.
00:26:32.140 Glorious.
00:26:32.620 Keep your wits about you.
00:26:36.460 The Jarl of Whiterun is known for his temper.
00:26:41.140 All right.
00:26:42.540 Okay, cool, true friends.
00:26:43.660 We will actually conclude this glorious episode right here.
00:26:46.500 Thank you so much for joining me in this glorious endeavor.
00:26:52.200 And who am I?
00:26:52.900 I'm the proud son of Skyrim.
00:26:56.720 XXL.
00:26:57.520 Boom.