Nord of Skyrim Chapter 13
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Summary
In this episode, I talk about why I decided to join the Stormcloaks, and why I chose Skyrim over other games. I also talk about how I came up with the name for my character, and how I feel about it.
Transcript
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Greetings true friends and welcome back to good old Skyrim. Now I actually decided upon
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going with Skyrim. I thought about making some other games, some other let's plays,
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but then I was like, why would I do it? Glory to Skyrim! So I will join the Stormcloaks.
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Greetings High King. I am courageous. I believe we've already met. Quite so. I was going
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to be executed. We were lucky, weren't we? I helped Rolof escape. He said he'd vouch for
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me. Rolof's alive. I hope that's true. He's a damn good man, but he hasn't returned
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yet. So I'll need to wait for his account. For now, speak with Gaoma. I'm always looking
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for able fighters. Not everyone can say they made it out of Helga. Seems we're all branded
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villains these days. I know that's a feel, bro.
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The world of past stays in the past. And you'll fight for me with honor and integrity.
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Greetings true friends. This is a good old Nord.
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Over told us quite the story. If you made it through all that, you're likely worse.
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Tell me. Why does a foreigner want to fight for Skyrim?
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I'm no foreigner, you stupid pig. Skyrim's my home.
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I want to fight the Empire. I bleed for the chance to do so.
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I can't fault anyone for that. As long as you hate the Empire.
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I don't hate anyone. I just love my own. I love Skyrim. I love the Nords.
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All right. But before I can put you to use, I need to know how much you can take.
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So long as you can back up those words with steel.
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If you die, well, you won't going to be much use to me anyway.
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It's a strange rock formation built by the ancients.
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Something about that place attracts the icewaves.
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You kill an icewaves out there, and I'll have all the proof I need about you.
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I was, as I was going to say, I thought about, you know, should I make another let's play?
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And then I was like, oh, good God, that's far away.
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Let us, I'll run and I'll talk a bit in the meantime, in all actuality.
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Yeah, and I was like, okay, why am I going to do...
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I'm not really out to, like, I know I won't attract any new subscribers with let's plays, so my let's plays is more like my way of hanging out with my true friends from all over the world.
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And then, you know, then I can go with Skyrim, because Skyrim allows me to interact the most, you know, to tell you little secrets that only the truest will hear.
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Because the let's plays aren't, you know, by any means, my most watched series of videos.
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So, then it feels like only the truest are watching it.
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And then we have a good feel for this character as well.
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So, yeah, I thought, like, Skyrim is better for let's play.
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The graphics are better, just better in every way.
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Mountain Blade, and I will probably make one Mountain Blade let's play, but...
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And then, obviously, I know a lot of you enjoy my Skyrim let's plays.
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And then, I also enjoy playing Skyrim the most, because I'm familiar with the game, the gameplay.
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If I have to learn something new, then I don't have to focus so much about that.
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So, for example, when I played Rise, Son of Rome, that was the case.
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I had to focus all the time on all the hack and slash, as it were.
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But, Rise of Rome was a really nice game, to be honest.
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But, yeah, I'm quite good leveling to Anand.
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I thought about that ever since I made my very first Let's Play.
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You can stick a sword through an Imperial any day you want, but that doesn't make you a Stormcloak.
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We're fighting to restore Skyrim to her glory and give her the king she deserves.
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I do swear my blood and honor to the service of Ulfric Stormcloak.
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As Talos is my witness, may this oath bind me to death and beyond.
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Even to my lord, as to my fellow brothers and sisters in arms.
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Even to my lord, as to my fellow brothers and sisters in arms.
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All hail the Stormcloaks, the true sons and daughters of Skyrim.
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All hail the Stormcloaks, the true sons and daughters of Skyrim.
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Now you're one of us, which means you get to tag along on a little trip with me.
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I have found the final resting place of the jagged crown.
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Well, I failed to join the Imperial Legion and I failed to betray my people.
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We're bound to run into trouble of some kind.
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You're the Stormcloaks are already assembling outside the tomb.
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I'll meet you there as soon as I'm finished up here.
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I'm just going to throw away the poverty things he granted me.
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So, I'm going to give you some relationship advice.
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Since we're with Serana and it's a beautiful night here in Skyrim.
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And I will cover this in a separate video sometime.
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And I've already gotten the question on a few occasions.
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If you don't want to get over an ex, you have to occupy yourself with other things.
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The worst thing you can do is to dwell upon it too much.
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And I'm not talking about necessarily going up and meeting up with other girls and stuff.
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I'm just talking about be so fucking focused you just can about a certain mission.
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So, when I broke up with my ex, I was, you know, beginning to get some moderate fame and attention.
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Like, nothing that I have now, but enough of it.
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And then I, you know, was in the middle of a cot.
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My father always told me to stay away from them.
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Yeah, as I was saying, oh, look, this is a big place.
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As I was saying, I was, like, busy as fuck.
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You know, busy with getting in shape, with keeping the shape, with taking pictures, with social networking.
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Like, obviously, yes, I missed her and stuff, but...
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It could have been a lot worse, in all actuality.
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And obviously, it's easier if you're doing it, like, breaking up with a girl in the summer and stuff like that.
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It's not optimal to do it in the autumn when you just want to be cuddling someone.
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But, yeah, so basically, my advice right there is to keep as busy as possible.
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Like, I've never been hurt, really, like, by any heartache, per se.
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But, generally speaking, it's just to keep busy and then the more time passes by, the less you care about it.
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So, whatever has happened, basically, just keep in mind.
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Keep in mind that you have to slay these insolent dogs.
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Like, the more days it's going to take one day at a time.
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And then, obviously, I realize that it's easy to say, like...
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Easy to say, oh, you know, just take one step at a time and not think about it because you will think about it.
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But try to think as little as possible about it.
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Oh, how dare they stand against the Stormcloaks like that.
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If you have a birthday or anything and you get what you...
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Something you perhaps hadn't thought about, but you're like,
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I tell you, I tell you, the dragonborn cause.
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And then like, to try other games, it's hard to match.
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Let's look at the Ebony Claw and see what, um...
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Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders.
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Tell her how the IRA made you run like hell away.
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From the green and lovely fields of Kila Chandra.
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You know, worst scum ever that roamed the Irish countryside
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to try to, um, you know, harass the population in submission.
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And that's also one of the reasons I detest Winston Churchill.
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And obviously, like, in England he's a bit of a hero, so, uh...
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So I understand if people are getting mad at that.
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Good God, I really need to, uh, drop some fangs.
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Okay, Serana, let's report back to good old Jarl Ulfric.
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Perhaps I'll talk about it later in the next episode.
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But I've actually never played as the Imperials in this.
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Our hero, our hero, claims a warrior's call.
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My singing voice is under construction, as you know.
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But, you know, you don't need to be the best at something to enjoy it.
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And I hope you bear with me as I chant merry tunes along with our adventures here in good old Skyrim.
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I get all the details from Galmar when he gets back.
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I have a message I need to deliver to the Jarl of Whiterun.
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I've delivered this axe to Balgrove, the great...
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Men who understand each other often have no need for words.
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There are but a few simple truths behind one warrior giving another his axe.
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The Jarl of Whiterun is known for his temper.
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We will actually conclude this glorious episode right here.
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Thank you so much for joining me in this glorious endeavor.