The Golden One - November 19, 2015


Skyrim Imperial of Glory. Meridia's Beacon. Part 1

Topics
Imperial Luck chest
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Marcus Follin
Mentioned
Skyrim Killer Wraith Balcony Imperial Luck Malkorath Assassin Marcus Lettissimus Maximus Nord Sword Wolf Armor Dotty APG Malkaran Whiterun Blasms Thin Felt
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18 minutes

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1,467

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348

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12

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67

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16

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It's finally November, which means it's time for some good old Skyrim. This week, we have a new character, Marcus Lettissimus Maximus, a battle mage with a hand and shield restoration and destruction specialty. We start our quest with a quest for Meridia's Sword, and a visit with Malkaran the Blasphemous.

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00:00:00.000 Greetings, proud sons of Rome!
00:00:04.000 Welcome back to good old Skyrim. It's been a while actually.
00:00:07.000 We have a new character, Marcus Lettissimus Maximus.
00:00:11.000 I created him in my own image, as it were.
00:00:14.000 He is an imperial, almost like a battle mage.
00:00:18.000 One hand and shield restoration and destruction is his specialties.
00:00:24.000 And I'm gonna start this new character with a quest for Meridia's sword.
00:00:32.000 Hello, gorgeous! How are we today?
00:00:36.000 So yeah, November. High time for some good old Skyrim.
00:00:42.000 Admire the view now.
00:00:45.000 The Damriel! 0.96
00:00:48.000 That the token of my tomb lies buried in the ruins of my once great temple.
00:00:54.000 I love this quest. Just because of this sequence where you can see out of the world.
00:01:04.000 Malkaran the Blasphemous! 0.63
00:01:06.000 We need to...
00:01:08.000 We just wanna talk to him, to be honest.
00:01:10.000 We just wanna talk to him.
00:01:12.000 To do his bidding.
00:01:14.000 Ehm...
00:01:15.000 So yeah, do we have Solitude?
00:01:17.000 Down there in the distance.
00:01:18.000 The worst thing, he uses the power stored within my own tokens of fuel.
00:01:21.000 Oh yes, yes!
00:01:22.000 Get on with this! 0.98
00:01:24.000 I'll do it.
00:01:25.000 Of course you will.
00:01:26.000 I have commanded it.
00:01:28.000 Go now.
00:01:31.000 The artifact must be reclaimed.
00:01:34.000 And Malkaran destroyed. 0.99
00:01:36.000 I'm on it, girl.
00:01:37.000 Malkaran has forced the door shut.
00:01:41.000 Admire this now.
00:01:42.000 But this is my temple, and it responds to my decree.
00:01:47.000 Where's Whiterun? 0.92
00:01:48.000 We have...
00:01:49.000 Solitude...
00:01:50.000 There.
00:01:51.000 Oh, maybe we can't see it, because this is...
00:01:55.000 And I'm not really listening to her, because I want to talk. 0.99
00:02:02.000 The foolish word. 0.96
00:02:03.000 Oh, there's Dragon Bridge, at least. 0.99
00:02:05.000 FĂĽ, mirin.
00:02:06.000 Love it!
00:02:08.000 Alright, cool.
00:02:09.000 Let's look at the possibility of...
00:02:13.000 Bringing death and destruction to these... 1.00
00:02:16.000 To these bastards. 1.00
00:02:18.000 It was actually a while since I played Skyrim, so... 1.00
00:02:23.000 Hopefully, my...
00:02:28.000 My...
00:02:29.000 I still know...
00:02:32.000 Know how to play.
00:02:33.000 Uh...
00:02:34.000 Yeah, this is...
00:02:35.000 I've played so much Skyrim over the years, so...
00:02:37.000 It shouldn't be a problem whatsoever.
00:02:39.000 Alright, where are you? 0.99
00:02:41.000 Filthy... 0.99
00:02:43.000 Skeletons. 0.56
00:02:44.000 Uh...
00:02:45.000 Emperor's Luck.
00:02:46.000 I think it's called...
00:02:47.000 Imperial Luck.
00:02:48.000 Uh...
00:02:49.000 Makes you gain...
00:02:50.000 Extra Shekels. 0.60
00:02:53.000 When you, um...
00:02:56.000 In, um...
00:03:00.000 In chests, et cetera.
00:03:02.000 Ah, there you were. 0.99
00:03:03.000 Sickening. 0.97
00:03:04.000 Boom.
00:03:05.000 Ah...
00:03:06.000 A chest.
00:03:07.000 How quaint.
00:03:08.000 Owned Nord Sword.
00:03:09.000 Potion of healing.
00:03:10.000 That...
00:03:11.000 That will come in handy.
00:03:12.000 I can guarantee you...
00:03:13.000 As much.
00:03:14.000 So, you see, we...
00:03:15.000 Gather a lot of Shekels here. 1.00
00:03:16.000 Die, unbeliever! 1.00
00:03:17.000 Come at me then. 1.00
00:03:18.000 I know...
00:03:19.000 Exactly what awaits us.
00:03:20.000 Street Prince.
00:03:21.000 A lot of...
00:03:22.000 Blasms...
00:03:23.000 Thin.
00:03:24.000 The...
00:03:25.000 The...
00:03:26.000 The...
00:03:27.000 The...
00:03:28.000 The...
00:03:29.000 The...
00:03:30.000 The...
00:03:31.000 The...
00:03:32.000 The...
00:03:33.000 The...
00:03:34.000 The...
00:03:35.000 The...
00:03:36.000 O...
00:03:37.000 The...
00:03:38.000 The...
00:03:39.000 The...
00:03:40.000 The...
00:03:41.000 The...
00:03:42.000 Ha! 0.89
00:03:43.000 The...
00:03:44.000 The...
00:03:45.000 The...
00:03:46.000 things. Hello main. And you see my destruction level isn't all too high. But I'm still utilizing
00:04:02.440 some air support there. Alright let's do this. Come at me blue. And blocking. I never really
00:04:18.900 had a character who blocks a lot so. Die unbeliever. 0.99
00:04:32.440 One handed increased, half quaint. Get away from me. Come at me blue. Ah fuck he actually 0.95
00:04:56.800 got in a trick there. Healing time. Ah. Sickening. And having the healing spell is awesome. 1.00
00:05:19.800 I can tell you that much students. Hello. It was a poverty shade. It didn't really prove
00:05:28.480 much of a challenge to me. Me. Murder. So yeah. That is actually what is up. And I might have
00:05:42.580 said this. But my computer was not. Was just not good enough to play The Witcher on good
00:05:53.120 graphics. So. I'm gonna save that until I upgrade my computer. Good old computer. Might just
00:06:04.160 get a new graphics card. Let's see. Oh right. That's not the way at all. How silly of me.
00:06:11.160 How silly of me. How silly of me. Oh. I thought I blocked that. 0.99
00:06:18.160 Die unbeliever. How dare you hope to me like that. Ah. There's a lot of 1.00
00:06:48.100 There we are. Masterfully done, if I may be so bold, to give myself praise like that.
00:07:04.100 I've also played Assassin's Creed 3, which was an okay game, I suppose.
00:07:16.100 I've begun with Black Flag as well, and I really enjoy it. I really love it even.
00:07:23.100 Oh! Over in combat as usual. Do I have anything we can throw away? Wolf Armor, let's throw you away. 1.00
00:07:36.100 Yeah, so the third Assassin's Creed was... the beginning was really horrible, to be honest.
00:07:46.100 But the rest of the game was good enough, I suppose.
00:07:53.100 I think the thing is that the beginning of Assassin's Creed 3 was really bad, and Brotherhood Revelations was really good.
00:08:03.100 So then you had high expectations, and then if you played Black Flag, which is really good.
00:08:08.100 So, Assassin's Creed 3 was caught in the middle of basically three really, really good games.
00:08:18.100 And that's my analysis of the situation.
00:08:25.100 I think I'm gonna include that little analysis in the next Sunday Summer as well, actually.
00:08:30.100 It might be interesting.
00:08:34.100 But yeah, I really like Assassin's Creed, so...
00:08:39.100 I chose to...
00:08:42.100 What's this now?
00:08:43.100 I chose to play it through either way.
00:08:48.100 And thanks to anyone on my Facebook who were actually asked if it was worth it.
00:09:03.100 Well, most people actually said it wasn't, but a few said it was worth it.
00:09:07.100 And I thought, like, okay, as I'm a fan of the series...
00:09:11.100 And then...
00:09:13.100 Let's give it a try! 0.70
00:09:15.100 I reasoned thus.
00:09:17.100 Whoop.
00:09:28.100 Killer Wraith Balcony. 1.00
00:09:32.100 Fucking sick physique. 1.00
00:09:34.100 Ah, look there. 1.00
00:09:35.100 A chest.
00:09:37.100 Expert!
00:09:38.100 Okay, I'm just gonna give this one try.
00:09:40.100 That's a try.
00:09:42.100 Failed miserably.
00:09:45.100 Oh well.
00:09:46.100 Alright, Killer Wraith ruins of...
00:09:49.100 Peace.
00:09:51.100 Let's see...
00:09:53.100 What...
00:09:54.100 What a crack might be in all actuality.
00:09:57.100 Empty.
00:09:58.100 Not very good at all.
00:10:05.100 Hello there, little shade. 1.00
00:10:16.100 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:10:17.100 Get out of the way. 1.00
00:10:18.100 Die, unbeliever. 1.00
00:10:19.100 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:10:20.100 Get out of the way. 1.00
00:10:21.100 Die, unbeliever. 1.00
00:10:22.100 What? 1.00
00:10:23.100 What?
00:10:24.100 What?
00:10:25.100 Get out of the way. 0.53
00:10:26.100 Come get out of the way. 1.00
00:10:27.100 Die, unbeliever. 1.00
00:10:28.100 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:10:39.580 Get out of the way. 1.00
00:10:41.540 Die, unbeliever. 1.00
00:10:54.140 Ah, all is nice to get a level. 1.00
00:10:58.100 Oh, fuck. 0.99
00:11:00.620 And I have to be careful with those heavy hits. 1.00
00:11:09.620 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:11:11.740 Got me good there. 1.00
00:11:13.040 Oh! 0.60
00:11:19.320 Bear with me, pretty friends, as I...
00:11:22.780 As I try to combat these foul creatures. 0.91
00:11:33.040 Not going very well at the moment, I'm afraid.
00:11:36.200 And I can't really trade blows with me there.
00:11:52.640 Maybe I can lure them in here.
00:11:55.600 It'd be cool if I could do... 1.00
00:11:58.200 Ah, fuck. 1.00
00:12:06.420 Alright, and if I'm not that talkative, it's because I don't want to die and dishonor you all. 1.00
00:12:12.240 That's exactly why. 1.00
00:12:13.520 Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck. 1.00
00:12:25.960 Healing! 1.00
00:12:32.160 They want a fox with me.
00:12:33.560 Is that ace?
00:12:34.100 That, true friends, is exactly how it goes. 1.00
00:12:48.940 This genius bastard. 0.99
00:12:50.980 If they have the... 1.00
00:12:52.100 If they have the audacity to talk to me like that.
00:12:56.620 Such urn.
00:13:11.920 There's a little...
00:13:13.480 A little trap there.
00:13:17.120 I spotted that a mile away.
00:13:26.620 Alright, nothing there.
00:13:31.040 Nothing fun there.
00:13:33.640 Hide armor.
00:13:34.580 No thanks, yeah.
00:13:46.080 Ah, there's some...
00:13:47.720 Some more shades who would like to...
00:13:50.140 Talk to me here, maybe.
00:13:54.720 Ah, there we are.
00:13:56.620 How quaint.
00:14:02.700 Right, entering power gaming mode this episode.
00:14:06.900 Feels good, man, for JPG. 1.00
00:14:10.060 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:14:11.320 Did not even see him. 1.00
00:14:12.900 Yes, come on. 1.00
00:14:36.660 Die. 1.00
00:14:38.140 Undeliever. 0.91
00:14:38.660 Ah, there we are. 1.00
00:14:43.740 Ah, fuck. 1.00
00:14:44.560 Almost a level. 1.00
00:14:47.040 Almost, true friends.
00:14:48.940 Glorious level.
00:14:50.020 Would have been nice in this episode.
00:14:53.160 In all actuality.
00:14:59.000 And...
00:14:59.520 Oh, there we are.
00:15:01.920 Cool.
00:15:07.260 Cool.
00:15:15.960 Hillret, catacombs of...
00:15:18.080 Prosperous gains.
00:15:19.940 Oh, is that actually where you...
00:15:25.020 Would you face Malkorath himself?
00:15:27.160 Oh, is that actually where you...
00:15:29.020 Would you face Malkorath himself?
00:15:31.100 There we are. 1.00
00:15:44.240 Fuck, look at that. 1.00
00:15:47.060 Nice. 1.00
00:15:48.920 Yes, thank you.
00:15:50.100 I said that.
00:15:50.660 Let us equip that.
00:15:53.120 And...
00:15:54.680 Immediately.
00:16:02.080 Boom.
00:16:05.040 Nice.
00:16:11.760 How nice.
00:16:14.980 Alright, I'm gonna have...
00:16:16.940 Oh, okay, there it is.
00:16:18.360 Alright.
00:16:24.440 I lowered the difficulty level.
00:16:27.500 But this guy is...
00:16:28.920 Severely hard to beat either way.
00:16:30.900 So, I'm gonna look at the possibility of...
00:16:36.040 Doing like that.
00:16:39.420 Yes.
00:16:43.640 Now then. 1.00
00:16:44.980 Ah, die. 0.99
00:16:48.360 Felt good, man. 0.95
00:16:50.960 Dotty APG.
00:16:53.780 What? 1.00
00:16:55.660 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:16:59.880 Die, unbeliever. 1.00
00:17:01.520 Nice. 0.99
00:17:02.640 Yeah, I edited away...
00:17:05.300 Two...
00:17:06.300 Two deaths also.
00:17:12.320 The...
00:17:13.040 Alright, cool.
00:17:16.880 Utilize a little edit while I just...
00:17:18.660 Harvest the dilute there.
00:17:21.880 Activate pedestal. 0.78
00:17:24.100 Sickening.
00:17:25.400 Alright, cool.
00:17:27.040 Thank you very much for watching, everyone.
00:17:29.320 And feel free to comment...
00:17:30.660 If you have any suggestions as to missions I should do...
00:17:35.160 Do next with his character.
00:17:36.740 Malkorin is vanquished.
00:17:41.200 Skyrim's dead shall remain...
00:17:43.020 Skyrim belongs to the Nords.
00:17:44.820 This is as it should be.
00:17:47.080 I think I've done...
00:17:48.080 Let's plays for every questline in Skyrim.
00:17:51.020 Except for the Mages Guild.
00:17:52.380 So I could do that.
00:17:53.840 In all actuality.
00:17:55.020 And you shall be its herald.
00:17:57.980 Indeed.
00:17:58.360 I'll wield this mighty blade in your name.
00:18:06.820 But I'm not actually because I don't use blade.
00:18:10.040 I use axe.
00:18:12.080 With his...
00:18:12.720 An axe.
00:18:14.340 With his character.
00:18:16.140 Either way.
00:18:16.960 Thank you very much for watching.
00:18:19.580 And who am I?
00:18:21.140 The glorious Imperial of Wisdom.
00:18:23.800 Xxo.
00:18:24.200 So...
00:18:24.740 Boom.