The Golden One - February 17, 2018


Skyrim. Just Checking In To Remind You That I Am FVCKING JOOCEY.

Topics
Sovngarde
Hosted by
Marcus Follin
Mentioned
Ensir Alduin Sovngarde Skaldafin Delphine Thalmor Skyrim Krosus Jonathan Bowden Renique Vaza Onikan Korav Oda Fien Dragonborn Aldrin Hunter Worthy Roland Thuam
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Episode Stats


Length

15 minutes

Words per minute

108.67

Word count

1,652

Sentence count

199

Harmful content

Misogyny

3

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Toxicity

22

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Hate speech

12

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Summary

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In this episode of What's Up, Dragonborn? , we discuss the impending doom of Parthenax the Mad Cuckoo, and why he needs to die. Also, we discuss whether or not traps are gay.

Transcript

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00:00:00.880 And this is true for quite a lot of rightists and perennially minded people, I'm not philosophically
00:00:06.640 perennial, but to any right-wing people who are, actually admire elements of Islam.
00:00:13.280 For their belief, for their strength, for their ferocity, for their knowledge of who they are.
00:00:20.800 That's Jonathan Bowden's Manchester speech. I will link the transcription on countercurrents
00:00:27.680 below. I will elaborate on that in a later video but this video is just for the bands. I'm not
00:00:34.560 looking representable enough to make a regular video so you will look at my avatar in Skyrim instead.
00:00:42.160 Looks like me but I have a beard of wisdom right now and I'm currently not painted with blue in my face. 0.96
00:00:49.440 On another note, I would like to aware you all of the fact that I am fucking juicy. 0.94
00:01:00.080 Bulk for the Hulk is what's up. You can follow me on Instagram if you want to know more about my 0.94
00:01:08.400 grotesque bloat max bulk. Focusing on the bench press at the moment. Now it was about six
00:01:16.080 gorillion years since I played Skyrim so I'm not really sure what uh what we're doing here but I 0.99
00:01:22.560 suppose we're gonna talk this mad cunt. 0.99
00:01:24.720 I anticipated the problem. While you were arranging this meeting I was busy in the library of Skyhaven 0.99
00:01:30.560 Temp, an unguessed trove of lost lore. But the important thing is that the blades recorded many of the
00:01:38.720 names of dragons they slew. Cross referencing this with Delphine's map of dragon burial sites,
00:01:46.480 I believe I've identified one of the dragons that Aldrin has raised up.
00:01:49.920 Don't you see? The names of dragons are always three words of power. Shouts. By calling the dragon with a voice,
00:02:06.560 he will hear you wherever he might be.
00:02:08.720 Why would he come when called? He's not compelled to, but dragons are prideful by nature and loath to refuse
00:02:21.280 the challenge. Your voice in potential is likely to intrigue this dragon. After your victory over Aldrin,
00:02:29.120 I think it's very likely that he will be unable to resist investigating your call.
00:02:34.640 So what's this dragon's name?
00:02:38.800 Ah, indeed. I'm no master of the voice like these worthy gentlemen. But it is written here in the scroll.
00:02:46.720 Oda Fien, Winged Snow Hunter, as I read it.
00:02:53.200 Nice, mate. I'm gonna utilize that term. Worthy gentlemen.
00:03:00.640 Perhaps I'm gonna utilize that instead of saying true friends, because no one really understands.
00:03:07.200 When I say true friends, a lot of people ask, what is he saying? They don't understand my eloquence.
00:03:15.680 But it is what it is. I will come to terms with his blasphemy.
00:03:22.000 Do the right thing. Parthenax deserves to die. 1.00
00:03:25.280 Parthenax is a good boy. He didn't do nothing. 1.00
00:03:29.440 I will make some sort of training videos as well in the coming weeks while I am
00:03:45.840 a big boy when I'm strong and bloat and juicy. Did you want to talk to me, Delphine?
00:03:52.400 Who are the Thalmor? 1.00
00:03:58.720 Well, I think we all know who the Thalmor are in this epic saga. 1.00
00:04:06.240 But let's not talk about that now. I don't want to get my channel shut down.
00:04:11.040 We can talk about something safe instead. Let's talk about Parthenax, the mad cunt. 1.00
00:04:15.280 Make your choice, Dragonborn. You're either with us or against us. 1.00
00:04:20.400 But he's my friend. Why does he need to die?
00:04:22.720 Here's the big picture. He helped Alduin enslave our ancestors.
00:04:27.760 He may have betrayed Alduin in the end, but that makes him worse, not better.
00:04:32.480 We can't afford to give Parthenax the opportunity to betray us in turn and return to his old master. 0.90
00:04:38.880 All right then. Thank you for thy insights, oh fair maiden.
00:04:47.440 I will prepare a trap. 0.99
00:04:52.000 Are traps gay? Is the question at hand? 0.99
00:04:58.960 I don't know. I will leave that contemplation to 4chan. They will determine if traps are gay or not. 0.99
00:05:12.480 I would say traps are quite gay actually, to be honest. 1.00
00:05:14.960 That's just my humble opinion, but who am I to gainsay the wisdom emanating from the chance? 0.97
00:05:28.080 Imagine having a horn of mead with your lads in this hall. That would be fucking epic. 0.99
00:05:36.240 Oh yeah, I might. 0.99
00:05:37.120 We're ready, dragonborn. Just say the word.
00:05:41.360 Are thou ready to spring the trap on the dragon?
00:05:44.080 As I promised. My men stand ready. The great chains are oiled. We wait on your word.
00:05:53.760 Let's go trap dragon. 1.00
00:05:55.360 My men know what. Make sure you do your part. I'm putting my city in your hands.
00:06:00.800 My part is to be an absolute mad cunt who's just being juicy. 1.00
00:06:08.720 Hello gorgeous. 1.00
00:06:09.760 The Greybeards have arranged a truce between the Stormcloaks and Imperials.
00:06:14.560 How long can such a thing last?
00:06:17.840 On a completely unrelated note, well it's not actually unrelated, it's highly related to be honest.
00:06:25.200 Skyrim. I love this game obviously, but
00:06:27.840 something that I don't really like is when people say elves are not good.
00:06:35.200 I'm more of a Tolkien kind of guy when it comes to the elf question, since I refer to myself as an elf
00:06:42.880 quite often, but that is for another video as well. So upcoming video, why do I refer to myself as an elf?
00:06:52.160 It's related to my vision for the future and how I want to conduct myself as an individual, actually.
00:07:06.480 So look forward to that, and if I don't make the video, you will just have to remind me because I
00:07:13.040 I know I'm quite bad in that sense that I sometimes say I will make a video on it and then it goes about six
00:07:20.400 billion years and then I still haven't made a video. So always feel free to remind me of these things.
00:07:26.720 Look how beautiful it is.
00:07:34.080 We do have a plan for luring a dragon here.
00:07:36.720 Yeah.
00:07:38.720 Um, I don't, I'm not really sure what to do to be honest, but, um, perhaps I need to shout.
00:07:49.520 Call dragon. Is that it?
00:07:53.280 Um, all right, I suppose we'll try.
00:07:58.400 Oh, hello mate.
00:08:14.160 Oh, look at that. He, uh, got absolutely wrecked.
00:08:19.920 I've actually lowered the difficulty level a bit, uh, in order to not, uh, die.
00:08:28.400 Um, I suppose my, my voice of, um, prosperity is the true charm of these, um, episodes.
00:08:46.000 Uh, and not necessarily my gaming skills, which are non-existent when it comes to Skyrim these
00:08:55.040 days because it was a very long time since I, since I played actually, so, uh, but anyway,
00:09:03.360 come at me as well. I want to, uh, I want to box with you.
00:09:07.760 I want to capture you in the glory of a white one. 0.97
00:09:11.840 Two-handed increased. How joyous. Okay, so we, uh,
00:09:30.320 We need to trap it, not kill it.
00:09:42.000 Okay. Come now dragon. Oh. Oh, fuck. 0.99
00:09:48.640 This isn't good at all. I'm gonna need to, oh, technically quick, same. 1.00
00:09:52.800 I actually have, I'm gonna do like this and.
00:10:07.840 Aha. That's, uh, how it goes if you, uh, question the wisdom and, um, validity of my teachings.
00:10:15.760 You went to a great deal of trouble to put me in this humiliating position.
00:10:29.040 Ensir Alduin, hmm? No doubt you want to know where to find Alduin.
00:10:36.240 That's right. Where is he hiding?
00:10:41.120 Renique Vaza. An apt phrase. Alduin, Boval. One reason I came to your call was to test your Thuam for myself.
00:10:52.960 Sickening.
00:10:54.000 Many of us have begun to question Alduin's lordship. Whether his Thuam was truly the strongest.
00:11:01.760 Among ourselves, of course, Muni Maie. None were yet ready to openly defy him.
00:11:14.640 Thou werest telling me where to find Alduin?
00:11:17.120 Once Lord Krosus, innumerable pardons, I digress.
00:11:24.080 He has traveled to Sovngarde to regain his strength.
00:11:27.760 Sovngarde away.
00:11:29.440 From Vasilis, you're. The souls of the mortal dead. A privilege he jealously guards.
00:11:38.800 His door to Sovngarde is at Skaldafin.
00:11:42.960 One of his ancient fanes high in the eastern mountains.
00:11:47.520 I surely do not need to warn you that all his remaining strength is marshaled there.
00:12:01.200 Sovngarde is at Skaldafin.
00:12:03.120 Sovngarde is at Skaldafin.
00:12:04.320 Sovngarde is at Skaldafin.
00:12:06.640 Now that I have answered your question, you will allow me to go free?
00:12:11.040 Hmm.
00:12:17.600 Dost thou promise to serve me?
00:12:19.520 Come? Serve you?
00:12:22.320 No.
00:12:23.760 Need id.
00:12:25.600 If and when you defeat Alduin, I will reconsider.
00:12:30.640 Hmm, Krosus.
00:12:34.320 There is one detail about Skaldafin I neglected to mention.
00:12:41.520 All right. Tell me what you know then.
00:12:46.240 Only this. You have the Thurm of Adova. But without the wings of one, you will never set foot in Skaldafin. 0.97
00:12:56.880 Of course. I could fly you there. But not while imprisoned like this.
00:13:09.040 We seem to be at an impasse then.
00:13:12.160 Dost thou expect me to takest thy word for that?
00:13:16.560 Fine. I'll set you free if you promise to take me to Skaldafin.
00:13:19.920 Indeed. Or in Blithrow.
00:13:22.880 No. I cannot leave here until you defeat Alduin, which you cannot do without my help.
00:13:33.440 I miss-clicked there.
00:13:35.040 You have reconsidered my offer.
00:13:37.440 Yes, I have indeed my good man.
00:13:41.600 You will release me, Roland.
00:13:44.640 If in return I promise to take you to Skaldafin and stop helping Alduin?
00:13:52.480 Yes.
00:13:54.800 That, uh, that is true.
00:13:56.640 Onikan Korav, Gain Milad.
00:13:59.360 It is wise to recognize when you only have one choice.
00:14:04.320 And you can trust me.
00:14:08.160 You need Arudis.
00:14:12.240 Alduin has proven himself unworthy to rule.
00:14:17.040 I go my own way now.
00:14:20.880 Free me and I will carry you to Skaldafin. 0.99
00:14:25.600 All right, let's do it.
00:14:30.480 Okay, I just want to make a short little video saying hello to all.
00:14:37.040 If you have watched this far, comment
00:14:41.280 tests on you. 1.00
00:14:43.360 Fucking sick physique in the comment section. 1.00
00:14:47.680 So I know that would be fun. 1.00
00:14:50.800 It would be a fun thing.
00:14:53.280 And, uh, yeah, let me know if you want me to make some more fast Skyrim episodes.
00:14:57.920 Um, that is the only reasonable course of action for you to let me know that.
00:15:06.160 Anyway.
00:15:07.360 Thank you for watching.
00:15:09.440 XXO.
00:15:10.160 Boom.