The Golden One - February 17, 2018


Skyrim. Just Checking In To Remind You That I Am FVCKING JOOCEY.


Episode Stats

Length

15 minutes

Words per Minute

108.665146

Word Count

1,652

Sentence Count

176

Misogynist Sentences

3

Hate Speech Sentences

12


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.880 And this is true for quite a lot of rightists and perennially minded people, I'm not philosophically
00:00:06.640 perennial, but to any right-wing people who are, actually admire elements of Islam.
00:00:13.280 For their belief, for their strength, for their ferocity, for their knowledge of who they are.
00:00:20.800 That's Jonathan Bowden's Manchester speech. I will link the transcription on countercurrents
00:00:27.680 below. I will elaborate on that in a later video but this video is just for the bands. I'm not
00:00:34.560 looking representable enough to make a regular video so you will look at my avatar in Skyrim instead.
00:00:42.160 Looks like me but I have a beard of wisdom right now and I'm currently not painted with blue in my face.
00:00:49.440 On another note, I would like to aware you all of the fact that I am fucking juicy.
00:01:00.080 Bulk for the Hulk is what's up. You can follow me on Instagram if you want to know more about my
00:01:08.400 grotesque bloat max bulk. Focusing on the bench press at the moment. Now it was about six
00:01:16.080 gorillion years since I played Skyrim so I'm not really sure what uh what we're doing here but I
00:01:22.560 suppose we're gonna talk this mad cunt.
00:01:24.720 I anticipated the problem. While you were arranging this meeting I was busy in the library of Skyhaven
00:01:30.560 Temp, an unguessed trove of lost lore. But the important thing is that the blades recorded many of the
00:01:38.720 names of dragons they slew. Cross referencing this with Delphine's map of dragon burial sites,
00:01:46.480 I believe I've identified one of the dragons that Aldrin has raised up.
00:01:49.920 Don't you see? The names of dragons are always three words of power. Shouts. By calling the dragon with a voice,
00:02:06.560 he will hear you wherever he might be.
00:02:08.720 Why would he come when called? He's not compelled to, but dragons are prideful by nature and loath to refuse
00:02:21.280 the challenge. Your voice in potential is likely to intrigue this dragon. After your victory over Aldrin,
00:02:29.120 I think it's very likely that he will be unable to resist investigating your call.
00:02:34.640 So what's this dragon's name?
00:02:38.800 Ah, indeed. I'm no master of the voice like these worthy gentlemen. But it is written here in the scroll.
00:02:46.720 Oda Fien, Winged Snow Hunter, as I read it.
00:02:53.200 Nice, mate. I'm gonna utilize that term. Worthy gentlemen.
00:03:00.640 Perhaps I'm gonna utilize that instead of saying true friends, because no one really understands.
00:03:07.200 When I say true friends, a lot of people ask, what is he saying? They don't understand my eloquence.
00:03:15.680 But it is what it is. I will come to terms with his blasphemy.
00:03:22.000 Do the right thing. Parthenax deserves to die.
00:03:25.280 Parthenax is a good boy. He didn't do nothing.
00:03:29.440 I will make some sort of training videos as well in the coming weeks while I am
00:03:45.840 a big boy when I'm strong and bloat and juicy. Did you want to talk to me, Delphine?
00:03:52.400 Who are the Thalmor?
00:03:58.720 Well, I think we all know who the Thalmor are in this epic saga.
00:04:06.240 But let's not talk about that now. I don't want to get my channel shut down.
00:04:11.040 We can talk about something safe instead. Let's talk about Parthenax, the mad cunt.
00:04:15.280 Make your choice, Dragonborn. You're either with us or against us.
00:04:20.400 But he's my friend. Why does he need to die?
00:04:22.720 Here's the big picture. He helped Alduin enslave our ancestors.
00:04:27.760 He may have betrayed Alduin in the end, but that makes him worse, not better.
00:04:32.480 We can't afford to give Parthenax the opportunity to betray us in turn and return to his old master.
00:04:38.880 All right then. Thank you for thy insights, oh fair maiden.
00:04:47.440 I will prepare a trap.
00:04:52.000 Are traps gay? Is the question at hand?
00:04:58.960 I don't know. I will leave that contemplation to 4chan. They will determine if traps are gay or not.
00:05:12.480 I would say traps are quite gay actually, to be honest.
00:05:14.960 That's just my humble opinion, but who am I to gainsay the wisdom emanating from the chance?
00:05:28.080 Imagine having a horn of mead with your lads in this hall. That would be fucking epic.
00:05:36.240 Oh yeah, I might.
00:05:37.120 We're ready, dragonborn. Just say the word.
00:05:41.360 Are thou ready to spring the trap on the dragon?
00:05:44.080 As I promised. My men stand ready. The great chains are oiled. We wait on your word.
00:05:53.760 Let's go trap dragon.
00:05:55.360 My men know what. Make sure you do your part. I'm putting my city in your hands.
00:06:00.800 My part is to be an absolute mad cunt who's just being juicy.
00:06:08.720 Hello gorgeous.
00:06:09.760 The Greybeards have arranged a truce between the Stormcloaks and Imperials.
00:06:14.560 How long can such a thing last?
00:06:17.840 On a completely unrelated note, well it's not actually unrelated, it's highly related to be honest.
00:06:25.200 Skyrim. I love this game obviously, but
00:06:27.840 something that I don't really like is when people say elves are not good.
00:06:35.200 I'm more of a Tolkien kind of guy when it comes to the elf question, since I refer to myself as an elf
00:06:42.880 quite often, but that is for another video as well. So upcoming video, why do I refer to myself as an elf?
00:06:52.160 It's related to my vision for the future and how I want to conduct myself as an individual, actually.
00:07:06.480 So look forward to that, and if I don't make the video, you will just have to remind me because I
00:07:13.040 I know I'm quite bad in that sense that I sometimes say I will make a video on it and then it goes about six
00:07:20.400 billion years and then I still haven't made a video. So always feel free to remind me of these things.
00:07:26.720 Look how beautiful it is.
00:07:34.080 We do have a plan for luring a dragon here.
00:07:36.720 Yeah.
00:07:38.720 Um, I don't, I'm not really sure what to do to be honest, but, um, perhaps I need to shout.
00:07:49.520 Call dragon. Is that it?
00:07:53.280 Um, all right, I suppose we'll try.
00:07:58.400 Oh, hello mate.
00:08:14.160 Oh, look at that. He, uh, got absolutely wrecked.
00:08:19.920 I've actually lowered the difficulty level a bit, uh, in order to not, uh, die.
00:08:28.400 Um, I suppose my, my voice of, um, prosperity is the true charm of these, um, episodes.
00:08:46.000 Uh, and not necessarily my gaming skills, which are non-existent when it comes to Skyrim these
00:08:55.040 days because it was a very long time since I, since I played actually, so, uh, but anyway,
00:09:03.360 come at me as well. I want to, uh, I want to box with you.
00:09:07.760 I want to capture you in the glory of a white one.
00:09:11.840 Two-handed increased. How joyous. Okay, so we, uh,
00:09:30.320 We need to trap it, not kill it.
00:09:42.000 Okay. Come now dragon. Oh. Oh, fuck.
00:09:48.640 This isn't good at all. I'm gonna need to, oh, technically quick, same.
00:09:52.800 I actually have, I'm gonna do like this and.
00:10:07.840 Aha. That's, uh, how it goes if you, uh, question the wisdom and, um, validity of my teachings.
00:10:15.760 You went to a great deal of trouble to put me in this humiliating position.
00:10:29.040 Ensir Alduin, hmm? No doubt you want to know where to find Alduin.
00:10:36.240 That's right. Where is he hiding?
00:10:41.120 Renique Vaza. An apt phrase. Alduin, Boval. One reason I came to your call was to test your Thuam for myself.
00:10:52.960 Sickening.
00:10:54.000 Many of us have begun to question Alduin's lordship. Whether his Thuam was truly the strongest.
00:11:01.760 Among ourselves, of course, Muni Maie. None were yet ready to openly defy him.
00:11:14.640 Thou werest telling me where to find Alduin?
00:11:17.120 Once Lord Krosus, innumerable pardons, I digress.
00:11:24.080 He has traveled to Sovngarde to regain his strength.
00:11:27.760 Sovngarde away.
00:11:29.440 From Vasilis, you're. The souls of the mortal dead. A privilege he jealously guards.
00:11:38.800 His door to Sovngarde is at Skaldafin.
00:11:42.960 One of his ancient fanes high in the eastern mountains.
00:11:47.520 I surely do not need to warn you that all his remaining strength is marshaled there.
00:12:01.200 Sovngarde is at Skaldafin.
00:12:03.120 Sovngarde is at Skaldafin.
00:12:04.320 Sovngarde is at Skaldafin.
00:12:06.640 Now that I have answered your question, you will allow me to go free?
00:12:11.040 Hmm.
00:12:17.600 Dost thou promise to serve me?
00:12:19.520 Come? Serve you?
00:12:22.320 No.
00:12:23.760 Need id.
00:12:25.600 If and when you defeat Alduin, I will reconsider.
00:12:30.640 Hmm, Krosus.
00:12:34.320 There is one detail about Skaldafin I neglected to mention.
00:12:41.520 All right. Tell me what you know then.
00:12:46.240 Only this. You have the Thurm of Adova. But without the wings of one, you will never set foot in Skaldafin.
00:12:56.880 Of course. I could fly you there. But not while imprisoned like this.
00:13:09.040 We seem to be at an impasse then.
00:13:12.160 Dost thou expect me to takest thy word for that?
00:13:16.560 Fine. I'll set you free if you promise to take me to Skaldafin.
00:13:19.920 Indeed. Or in Blithrow.
00:13:22.880 No. I cannot leave here until you defeat Alduin, which you cannot do without my help.
00:13:33.440 I miss-clicked there.
00:13:35.040 You have reconsidered my offer.
00:13:37.440 Yes, I have indeed my good man.
00:13:41.600 You will release me, Roland.
00:13:44.640 If in return I promise to take you to Skaldafin and stop helping Alduin?
00:13:52.480 Yes.
00:13:54.800 That, uh, that is true.
00:13:56.640 Onikan Korav, Gain Milad.
00:13:59.360 It is wise to recognize when you only have one choice.
00:14:04.320 And you can trust me.
00:14:08.160 You need Arudis.
00:14:12.240 Alduin has proven himself unworthy to rule.
00:14:17.040 I go my own way now.
00:14:20.880 Free me and I will carry you to Skaldafin.
00:14:25.600 All right, let's do it.
00:14:30.480 Okay, I just want to make a short little video saying hello to all.
00:14:37.040 If you have watched this far, comment
00:14:41.280 tests on you.
00:14:43.360 Fucking sick physique in the comment section.
00:14:47.680 So I know that would be fun.
00:14:50.800 It would be a fun thing.
00:14:53.280 And, uh, yeah, let me know if you want me to make some more fast Skyrim episodes.
00:14:57.920 Um, that is the only reasonable course of action for you to let me know that.
00:15:06.160 Anyway.
00:15:07.360 Thank you for watching.
00:15:09.440 XXO.
00:15:10.160 Boom.