Skyrim. Just Checking In To Remind You That I Am FVCKING JOOCEY.
Episode Stats
Words per minute
108.665146
Harmful content
Misogyny
3
sentences flagged
Toxicity
22
sentences flagged
Hate speech
12
sentences flagged
Summary
In this episode of What's Up, Dragonborn? , we discuss the impending doom of Parthenax the Mad Cuckoo, and why he needs to die. Also, we discuss whether or not traps are gay.
Transcript
00:00:00.880
And this is true for quite a lot of rightists and perennially minded people, I'm not philosophically
00:00:06.640
perennial, but to any right-wing people who are, actually admire elements of Islam.
00:00:13.280
For their belief, for their strength, for their ferocity, for their knowledge of who they are.
00:00:20.800
That's Jonathan Bowden's Manchester speech. I will link the transcription on countercurrents
00:00:27.680
below. I will elaborate on that in a later video but this video is just for the bands. I'm not
00:00:34.560
looking representable enough to make a regular video so you will look at my avatar in Skyrim instead.
00:00:42.160
Looks like me but I have a beard of wisdom right now and I'm currently not painted with blue in my face.
0.96
00:00:49.440
On another note, I would like to aware you all of the fact that I am fucking juicy.
0.94
00:01:00.080
Bulk for the Hulk is what's up. You can follow me on Instagram if you want to know more about my
0.94
00:01:08.400
grotesque bloat max bulk. Focusing on the bench press at the moment. Now it was about six
00:01:16.080
gorillion years since I played Skyrim so I'm not really sure what uh what we're doing here but I
0.99
00:01:24.720
I anticipated the problem. While you were arranging this meeting I was busy in the library of Skyhaven
0.99
00:01:30.560
Temp, an unguessed trove of lost lore. But the important thing is that the blades recorded many of the
00:01:38.720
names of dragons they slew. Cross referencing this with Delphine's map of dragon burial sites,
00:01:46.480
I believe I've identified one of the dragons that Aldrin has raised up.
00:01:49.920
Don't you see? The names of dragons are always three words of power. Shouts. By calling the dragon with a voice,
00:02:08.720
Why would he come when called? He's not compelled to, but dragons are prideful by nature and loath to refuse
00:02:21.280
the challenge. Your voice in potential is likely to intrigue this dragon. After your victory over Aldrin,
00:02:29.120
I think it's very likely that he will be unable to resist investigating your call.
00:02:38.800
Ah, indeed. I'm no master of the voice like these worthy gentlemen. But it is written here in the scroll.
00:02:53.200
Nice, mate. I'm gonna utilize that term. Worthy gentlemen.
00:03:00.640
Perhaps I'm gonna utilize that instead of saying true friends, because no one really understands.
00:03:07.200
When I say true friends, a lot of people ask, what is he saying? They don't understand my eloquence.
00:03:15.680
But it is what it is. I will come to terms with his blasphemy.
00:03:22.000
Do the right thing. Parthenax deserves to die.
1.00
00:03:25.280
Parthenax is a good boy. He didn't do nothing.
1.00
00:03:29.440
I will make some sort of training videos as well in the coming weeks while I am
00:03:45.840
a big boy when I'm strong and bloat and juicy. Did you want to talk to me, Delphine?
00:03:58.720
Well, I think we all know who the Thalmor are in this epic saga.
1.00
00:04:06.240
But let's not talk about that now. I don't want to get my channel shut down.
00:04:11.040
We can talk about something safe instead. Let's talk about Parthenax, the mad cunt.
1.00
00:04:15.280
Make your choice, Dragonborn. You're either with us or against us.
1.00
00:04:22.720
Here's the big picture. He helped Alduin enslave our ancestors.
00:04:27.760
He may have betrayed Alduin in the end, but that makes him worse, not better.
00:04:32.480
We can't afford to give Parthenax the opportunity to betray us in turn and return to his old master.
0.90
00:04:38.880
All right then. Thank you for thy insights, oh fair maiden.
00:04:58.960
I don't know. I will leave that contemplation to 4chan. They will determine if traps are gay or not.
0.99
00:05:12.480
I would say traps are quite gay actually, to be honest.
1.00
00:05:14.960
That's just my humble opinion, but who am I to gainsay the wisdom emanating from the chance?
0.97
00:05:28.080
Imagine having a horn of mead with your lads in this hall. That would be fucking epic.
0.99
00:05:41.360
Are thou ready to spring the trap on the dragon?
00:05:44.080
As I promised. My men stand ready. The great chains are oiled. We wait on your word.
00:05:55.360
My men know what. Make sure you do your part. I'm putting my city in your hands.
00:06:00.800
My part is to be an absolute mad cunt who's just being juicy.
1.00
00:06:09.760
The Greybeards have arranged a truce between the Stormcloaks and Imperials.
00:06:17.840
On a completely unrelated note, well it's not actually unrelated, it's highly related to be honest.
00:06:27.840
something that I don't really like is when people say elves are not good.
00:06:35.200
I'm more of a Tolkien kind of guy when it comes to the elf question, since I refer to myself as an elf
00:06:42.880
quite often, but that is for another video as well. So upcoming video, why do I refer to myself as an elf?
00:06:52.160
It's related to my vision for the future and how I want to conduct myself as an individual, actually.
00:07:06.480
So look forward to that, and if I don't make the video, you will just have to remind me because I
00:07:13.040
I know I'm quite bad in that sense that I sometimes say I will make a video on it and then it goes about six
00:07:20.400
billion years and then I still haven't made a video. So always feel free to remind me of these things.
00:07:38.720
Um, I don't, I'm not really sure what to do to be honest, but, um, perhaps I need to shout.
00:08:14.160
Oh, look at that. He, uh, got absolutely wrecked.
00:08:19.920
I've actually lowered the difficulty level a bit, uh, in order to not, uh, die.
00:08:28.400
Um, I suppose my, my voice of, um, prosperity is the true charm of these, um, episodes.
00:08:46.000
Uh, and not necessarily my gaming skills, which are non-existent when it comes to Skyrim these
00:08:55.040
days because it was a very long time since I, since I played actually, so, uh, but anyway,
00:09:03.360
come at me as well. I want to, uh, I want to box with you.
00:09:07.760
I want to capture you in the glory of a white one.
0.97
00:09:11.840
Two-handed increased. How joyous. Okay, so we, uh,
00:09:48.640
This isn't good at all. I'm gonna need to, oh, technically quick, same.
1.00
00:10:07.840
Aha. That's, uh, how it goes if you, uh, question the wisdom and, um, validity of my teachings.
00:10:15.760
You went to a great deal of trouble to put me in this humiliating position.
00:10:29.040
Ensir Alduin, hmm? No doubt you want to know where to find Alduin.
00:10:41.120
Renique Vaza. An apt phrase. Alduin, Boval. One reason I came to your call was to test your Thuam for myself.
00:10:54.000
Many of us have begun to question Alduin's lordship. Whether his Thuam was truly the strongest.
00:11:01.760
Among ourselves, of course, Muni Maie. None were yet ready to openly defy him.
00:11:17.120
Once Lord Krosus, innumerable pardons, I digress.
00:11:24.080
He has traveled to Sovngarde to regain his strength.
00:11:29.440
From Vasilis, you're. The souls of the mortal dead. A privilege he jealously guards.
00:11:42.960
One of his ancient fanes high in the eastern mountains.
00:11:47.520
I surely do not need to warn you that all his remaining strength is marshaled there.
00:12:06.640
Now that I have answered your question, you will allow me to go free?
00:12:25.600
If and when you defeat Alduin, I will reconsider.
00:12:34.320
There is one detail about Skaldafin I neglected to mention.
00:12:46.240
Only this. You have the Thurm of Adova. But without the wings of one, you will never set foot in Skaldafin.
0.97
00:12:56.880
Of course. I could fly you there. But not while imprisoned like this.
00:13:12.160
Dost thou expect me to takest thy word for that?
00:13:16.560
Fine. I'll set you free if you promise to take me to Skaldafin.
00:13:22.880
No. I cannot leave here until you defeat Alduin, which you cannot do without my help.
00:13:44.640
If in return I promise to take you to Skaldafin and stop helping Alduin?
00:13:59.360
It is wise to recognize when you only have one choice.
00:14:20.880
Free me and I will carry you to Skaldafin.
0.99
00:14:30.480
Okay, I just want to make a short little video saying hello to all.
00:14:43.360
Fucking sick physique in the comment section.
1.00
00:14:53.280
And, uh, yeah, let me know if you want me to make some more fast Skyrim episodes.
00:14:57.920
Um, that is the only reasonable course of action for you to let me know that.