The Golden One - May 20, 2015


Testosterone Levels Test Results are in (read it and despair Heretics)


Episode Stats

Length

1 minute

Words per Minute

107.608696

Word Count

165

Sentence Count

16


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I will ask you a question. How is it that mighty gods die yet the golden one stands incorruptible?
00:00:21.000 And I'm actually gonna answer for you.
00:00:24.000 I, the golden lion of mother Europe, I cannot be corrupted.
00:00:30.000 And I have a little message to all haters, heretics, unbelievers.
00:00:36.000 The truth will hurt.
00:00:42.000 I have never been bigger or stronger than I am right now. Got this test back now, today. Took it two weeks back.
00:00:54.000 So, I hate to break it to you, but luck has nothing to do with it. My testosterone levels are normal.
00:01:00.000 Might be hard for some people to accept, but that's just the way it is.
00:01:05.000 Let's instead focus on the positive sides of it and admire, take a moment to admire how glorious I am.
00:01:12.000 And in addition to you doing that, also some demigods and gods will do it.
00:01:23.000 That's fucking glorious. Feels rather good, man.
00:01:26.000 Who am I?
00:01:28.000 That's a secret I'll never tell in XXO.