The Golden One - October 27, 2019


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Episode Stats

Length

10 minutes

Words per Minute

141.0039

Word Count

1,442

Sentence Count

9

Misogynist Sentences

1

Hate Speech Sentences

2


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Greetings Laddingtons. I'm checking in from a dreary autumn forest here in good
00:00:06.480 old Scandinavia. As you can see we've missed the beautiful autumn where all
00:00:11.400 the leaves are shining in bright colors but we do have an epic feel nonetheless
00:00:16.680 and I have the actually a rain jacket my brother got me. Always a man of
00:00:22.320 impeccable style. Underneath I have the Perseus hoodie. Extremely comfortable if
00:00:28.240 anything. So anyway today I want to mention that since I talked about some
00:00:35.680 deeper issues about mental health I want to say that do get out in the forest. I
00:00:41.980 can't say exactly what mechanism it is within your body that really wants to
00:00:48.880 have this sort of being out in the forest but I do know it makes you feel good and
00:00:53.440 I do know that being indoors for an entire season which might be the case if
00:00:58.220 you are in a city or something you can't really get out in forest do make a
00:01:02.940 commitment to yourself that you try to get out in forest at least once a week or
00:01:07.580 every other week or something like that so you get that sort of forest bath so to
00:01:14.660 speak. I don't want to sound like a hippie I don't want to sound like some
00:01:17.900 sort of you know ultra environmentalist or yeah anything like that but I do
00:01:24.740 believe still that it is good for you to get out in nature just feel the smell of
00:01:30.920 everything smells great to be honest especially in the autumn and just yeah
00:01:37.740 have a stroll be a bit present in nature and I say this as a biological fact I'm
00:01:45.260 not saying this as a hippie fact so I'm saying this because there might be some
00:01:49.100 biological reaction you get in your body so same thing I say that you must train
00:01:54.640 in the temple of iron you must do your squats because it's good for you it's good on a
00:01:58.580 biological level your hormones are in a good place if you train hard in the gym
00:02:04.180 same thing here that you need to be out in forest to get those good biological
00:02:09.580 well process in your body so to speak so it's same as training same same as sleeping you need
00:02:17.000 to get out in the forest every once in a while so yeah first part of this little
00:02:22.460 video log it will continue on our forest walk so another note I suppose most of
00:02:27.440 you saw on legu glory either Facebook or Instagram yesterday that we have
00:02:31.340 released re-released this fine classic and the difference is you don't have any
00:02:37.520 zippers anymore because I yeah I thought it was redundant it got in the way most of the
00:02:42.240 time so now it's just a bit smoother here no back pocket either because it was a it
00:02:48.300 was a redundant feature so so yeah check that out in case you're wondering about
00:02:53.400 the greatest handsome tracksuit buttons of all time they're great they're great
00:02:59.340 mate I'm saying this in a humble way so let's get on with a forest tour oh by the
00:03:06.900 way being completely honest I also get the chance to LARP as a wood elf when I'm out in
00:03:11.280 the forest do you see this way watcher garment I have so I'm ready to yeah I'm
00:03:16.500 ready to um infiltrate this forest and deal with forces of Slaanesh stop
00:03:23.220 watching porn lads all right so I have had this throwing knife for longer than well
00:03:31.620 over half of my life such a beauty I got it when I was like 12 because I thought it
00:03:36.660 was fun to throw some knives so we're gonna see right now if I if I'm just
00:03:42.840 LARPing as a wood elf or if I'm actually having some wood elf skills with my knife
00:03:47.760 here so we're gonna aim at that tree and see what the crack is
00:03:52.880 of course of course so basically you have to stand at a certain distance if you're throwing
00:04:07.460 it like this otherwise it will turn over so I can only reach this tree this tree if I'm standing
00:04:15.260 close enough so if I'm standing further away I can't really do it but at this distance it's
00:04:20.420 doable to get all right so one attempt a last attempt to get this aesthetic shot
00:04:28.040 let's go jump let's go jump
00:04:34.760 masterfully done
00:04:38.780 my elven graces are profound this was fun so yeah let's try again
00:04:47.480 ultimate fail
00:04:50.900 no I thought about titling this video something really clickbait such as you can't believe what
00:05:00.420 someone said to me I might still do it I haven't decided yet so this moment but in regards to my
00:05:07.160 hair some guys say I don't look like a Viking anymore but it's not true because I look like a
00:05:13.340 Norman if you see this by you tapestry see the Norman haircuts the only difference though is that I
00:05:22.880 haven't shaved the back of my head but if you look at the Norman hairstyle it's more it reminds more of
00:05:29.300 this than just having long hair and the Norman's
00:05:32.720 were perhaps the most ultimate of mad cunts in their exploits I'm not saying this because I sympathize with the
00:05:41.480 Norman's during the conquest of England I sympathize with Hervard book recommendation by the way
00:05:48.560 great book by James Wilde I can definitely encourage all English guys to read it if you want some
00:06:00.520 additional patriotism in your reading routine so anyway the Normans conquered Sicily among other things
00:06:10.520 so I do think it's a good aesthetics to have so you can still think of me as a Viking Jarl
00:06:17.780 just a Norman Normanized Jarl instead so yeah that's my response to everyone who says that my hair isn't
00:06:27.200 isn't Viking-ish enough anymore absolute heresy that being said who knows I might save it out again the long hair
00:06:37.520 it's not overly short now anyway so but it feels really good with short hair I can tell you that
00:06:43.880 much especially in Brazilian jiu-jitsu and MMA and now we have stumbled upon some mushrooms here and I
00:06:53.180 will use my new camcorder to get some cool footage so here it goes
00:06:58.040 okay perhaps wasn't the coolest of shots but damn we'll see if we can get some other nice shots in
00:07:12.560 this Mirkwood forest so anyway I think about making some Warhammer lore videos both for fantasy and for
00:07:25.220 40k or rather Horace heresy I know a lot of you like Warhammer and of course I've talked about
00:07:34.520 Horace heresy before and there's a lot of inspiration to be drawn from there to stand up for what is right
00:07:42.800 in this beautiful world so yeah good times good times right so we stumbled upon a reasonably cool
00:07:51.140 photo shoot opportunity and I have the epic sort of Mars hoodie so you might see this picture come
00:07:59.480 up on Instagram or you might not in case the picture is bad who knows
00:08:03.080 so that was the video log salutation from the Scandinavian autumn forest and yeah maybe maybe just maybe this is the kind of top quality content that will make my channel finally go over a hundred thousand subscribers
00:08:33.060 who knows it has to be done anyway and I said in the last video I have to increase my video log
00:08:42.120 skills so anyway I have another training video log which is coming up today as well I will be out on patreon
00:08:48.960 I'm still demonetized by YouTube hence keeping the training video logs on patreon and subscribe star so anyway
00:08:55.860 thank you for watching this fine video and have a great rest of your day xxo boom
00:09:02.100 oh hello is it filming extra quality content this type of extra quality content of me improvising well I always improvise
00:09:32.040 so anyway so it doesn't really make it make a difference but this is the kind of quality content that will make the video go up the channel go up so yeah
00:09:40.380 subjugate enormling force him or her to subscribe so they say like oh you know I'm not sure about this guy he seems a bit too full of himself a bit narcissistic but then you physically subjugate
00:09:52.200 or just say you know what give me your account or otherwise I will subjugate you and then hit the subscribe button it's the only way
00:10:00.300 it's the only way to get this channel to reach its final destination well not the final destination of course but the next stop along this great journey
00:10:08.160 so anyway get people to subscribe it's the will of the gods xxo boom