The Golden One - June 29, 2015


Total War: Attila. Inheritors of Rome: Ostrogoths Chapter 6


Episode Stats

Length

36 minutes

Words per Minute

92.86383

Word Count

3,373

Sentence Count

1,027

Misogynist Sentences

7

Hate Speech Sentences

18


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Greetings you proud sons of Rome. I thought to hang out with you all a bit in good old Italy,
00:00:13.380 which is now the new Roman Empire rising. Now as the inheritors of Rome were very respectful
00:00:20.940 towards our former Romans. However, we cannot abide blasphemous rebels so I'm just gonna start
00:00:31.800 this episode off with doing like that before we take the turn and see what might happen. See if the
00:00:44.820 former Romans want to take their lands back from us. So with that said, welcome back. Always a
00:00:57.780 pleasure doing these kinds of episodes and I've really been enjoying this campaign in particular
00:01:07.140 because it started off quite, I don't know really how to put it. In the third episode we were quite
00:01:19.240 close to dying in all actuality. But we managed to turn that around and now we're having a quite stable
00:01:29.700 position in Italia. We're gonna try to expand to the hinterlands of Rome. And there we saw the Western
00:01:46.200 Romans. Okay, there we are. Western Romans are moving. Trying to reclaim their lost lands. But we have a good
00:01:58.740 few armies. And this episode I'm looking to expand even further, perhaps even take the whole of Italy. Now we have
00:02:08.040 the southernmost tip of Italy as an ally still since we liberated them. So what we can't get, not yet at least,
00:02:18.720 and I would be loath to betray our true friends. Okay, rebellion. No,
00:02:28.680 noble birth. How quaint. A matter of state. Those are always fun. Let's see what Arayrik has.
00:02:37.980 Secret meetings. Your loyal servants have brought to your attention that your rivals have been meeting in the shadows.
00:02:46.480 The only common cause that they could bring together is their hatred of you.
00:02:49.780 Okay, what do we do?
00:02:55.780 Kill them. I don't have time for this. Let's look at the politics. Okay, we can have one more governor, but we don't have
00:03:05.080 enough regents to do so. Does anyone... Oh, you can be a judge if you want. And you can be an elder. And you can be a companion.
00:03:23.380 And you can also be a companion. And we see, we can look at what companion does. Personal influence plus one influence per turn.
00:03:32.680 And recruitment cost minus 5%. So that's really good to have these companions filled up with, you know, generals to make everything a bit cheaper.
00:03:45.680 And a wealth obviously also plus 4% all regions. So that's really, really good. And here also some perks. And they get better as the higher up you come.
00:04:01.680 So here it's 3 plus influence. So this must be to a family member. Because we don't want the opposition party to have too many high influence characters.
00:04:14.680 Integrity. 5 plus commanded force. Really good. And upkeep minus 6% all units. So a family member with a huge army is supposed to be the high judge.
00:04:29.680 I didn't really understand all of these things when I started playing Atila. But I've played a good few hours of it now. So now I have a better understanding of the politics.
00:04:42.680 And as with many things, it gets more fun the more you do it.
00:04:49.680 Now we have a good few options. I don't know where these guys will go. Perhaps they will take Neapolis.
00:04:57.680 Perhaps they will take Tarentum.
00:05:02.680 What they have done though, is they have left Ravenna.
00:05:06.680 Which was fun. I'm gonna see if we can do anything fun.
00:05:10.680 Missed the Wrecked Army.
00:05:12.680 Perhaps they can...
00:05:16.680 ...can cause them to stall in their advance.
00:05:19.680 Critical success. Brilliant. Thank you very much for that.
00:05:26.680 And...
00:05:28.680 I wonder what that might be.
00:05:30.680 If that's actually a...
00:05:32.680 ...some sort of siege...
00:05:35.680 ...artillery.
00:05:37.680 ...could move this army down to Neapolis.
00:05:40.680 To better defend people.
00:05:43.680 And then I suppose we have a chance there.
00:05:48.680 I do want Ravenna.
00:05:50.680 Verona...
00:05:52.680 ...might be a fun idea as well.
00:05:53.680 We can start by looking here.
00:05:54.680 Ah, we can assault them.
00:05:59.680 Ehm...
00:06:01.680 And...
00:06:03.680 ...let's go with a...
00:06:04.680 ...the balance stands there.
00:06:07.680 And just for the sake of clarification I am...
00:06:10.680 ...I wanna take the battles that might be...
00:06:14.680 ...might not be...
00:06:19.680 ...so clear.
00:06:20.680 So clear.
00:06:21.680 Take.
00:06:22.680 Okay.
00:06:23.680 Latin chapel.
00:06:27.680 Which we can...
00:06:29.680 ...convert to a...
00:06:30.680 ...an Aryan chapel.
00:06:32.680 So we're gonna repair you.
00:06:35.680 Cavalry stables.
00:06:37.680 Yes.
00:06:38.680 Repair you.
00:06:41.680 Auditorium.
00:06:44.680 Can we convert you to anything fun?
00:06:46.680 Market stalls.
00:06:49.680 Market stalls.
00:06:50.680 Public order.
00:06:51.680 Okay.
00:06:52.680 Let's repair you as well.
00:06:53.680 And repair you.
00:06:55.680 Cool.
00:06:57.680 And we have a little...
00:06:59.680 ...rebellion on our hands here.
00:07:03.680 Let's see if we can...
00:07:04.680 ...shut that rebellion down immediately.
00:07:06.680 So they...
00:07:08.680 ...they don't...
00:07:09.680 ...recruit any more units.
00:07:11.680 Which might then...
00:07:13.680 ...so they don't end up taking a settlement.
00:07:17.680 That would be...
00:07:18.680 ...detrimental towards our empire gains.
00:07:23.680 Okay, cool.
00:07:24.680 So we've...
00:07:25.680 ...solidified our position in Northern Italia.
00:07:29.680 Take on warriors there.
00:07:31.680 They don't want to...
00:07:33.680 ...slay the...
00:07:34.680 ...those brave...
00:07:36.680 ...bravemen.
00:07:37.680 We're gonna have a rebellion here next turn as well, but...
00:07:42.680 ...I suppose we...
00:07:43.680 ...we're more than able...
00:07:45.680 Okay, cool.
00:07:46.680 So now what we're gonna do is...
00:07:49.680 ...we're gonna take the champion rider one...
00:07:52.680 ...and then we're gonna move him...
00:07:54.680 ...no we don't even have to move him.
00:07:55.680 Yeah, as soon as the cavalry stables are...
00:07:59.680 ...repaired...
00:08:01.680 ...we're just going to recruit...
00:08:03.680 ...all of the cavalry with this general and then...
00:08:06.680 ...distribute the cavalry units...
00:08:09.680 ...among the...
00:08:13.680 ...among the other...
00:08:14.680 ...and...
00:08:16.680 ...food from reserves...
00:08:19.680 ...Akragan Olive Merchant for Mirin.
00:08:23.680 Yes, please.
00:08:25.680 Yes, thank you very much.
00:08:28.680 So...
00:08:30.680 ...then we have the choice...
00:08:33.680 ...to...
00:08:35.680 ...either move down...
00:08:38.680 ...with this army...
00:08:40.680 ...to meet this army.
00:08:42.680 Which could actually make for a rather cool...
00:08:47.680 ...field battle...
00:08:49.680 ...except that it's in the woods.
00:08:51.680 Or...
00:08:53.680 ...we could take Ravenna...
00:08:55.680 ...and they could...
00:08:56.680 ...try to take...
00:08:57.680 ...our settlement.
00:08:59.680 And a settlement fight...
00:09:00.680 ...a siege fight is always...
00:09:02.680 ...fun.
00:09:03.680 So we're gonna do that.
00:09:05.680 For the tribe.
00:09:07.680 Our High King...
00:09:08.680 ...Vitericus.
00:09:11.680 To the tribe.
00:09:19.680 Alright.
00:09:20.680 Gonna do like that.
00:09:21.680 And...
00:09:22.680 ...God, I wish we...
00:09:24.680 ...could hire some...
00:09:25.680 ...some Onegers...
00:09:26.680 ...so we could take it on...
00:09:27.680 ...in one turn.
00:09:28.680 But...
00:09:29.680 ...we don't have any...
00:09:30.680 ...true friends.
00:09:31.680 We don't have any Onegers.
00:09:36.680 In...
00:09:37.680 ...in all actuality.
00:09:39.680 Okay.
00:09:40.680 So what we're gonna do is...
00:09:42.680 ...change positions...
00:09:43.680 ...positions.
00:09:44.680 Here.
00:09:49.680 And...
00:09:51.680 ...do we want any Mercenaries here?
00:09:54.680 They're quite low in upkeep actually.
00:09:56.680 Only...
00:09:57.680 ...115.
00:09:58.680 For some Gothic Pikemen.
00:09:59.680 And Pikemen obviously are...
00:10:01.680 ...really good at defending.
00:10:06.680 Very light.
00:10:07.680 Okay.
00:10:08.680 No.
00:10:09.680 We're gonna go with two of you.
00:10:11.680 And also recruit...
00:10:13.680 Oh yeah.
00:10:14.680 This is our...
00:10:15.680 ...this is our...
00:10:16.680 ...ultra...
00:10:17.680 ...good...
00:10:18.680 ...general.
00:10:19.680 I actually do want some...
00:10:26.680 ...range units...
00:10:27.680 ...even though we're missing out on...
00:10:28.680 ...on two inexperience points.
00:10:30.680 But that's fine.
00:10:31.680 Okay.
00:10:32.680 So...
00:10:33.680 ...what we're looking at now is...
00:10:34.680 ...probably defending from this army next turn.
00:10:37.680 Might even charge our...
00:10:39.680 ...high...
00:10:40.680 ...king there.
00:10:41.680 Let's see.
00:10:42.680 End turn.
00:10:43.680 Alright.
00:10:44.680 I utilized a little edit there...
00:10:49.680 ...so that you could just see the...
00:10:51.680 ...quadians...
00:10:52.680 ...eh...
00:10:53.680 ...eh...
00:10:54.680 ...eh...
00:10:55.680 ...eh...
00:10:56.680 ...chasing off the rebels there.
00:10:57.680 So the quadians, as I said, they are...
00:10:59.680 ...true friends.
00:11:00.680 They...
00:11:01.680 ...they know the...
00:11:02.680 ...value of...
00:11:03.680 ...of having...
00:11:04.680 ...good...
00:11:05.680 ...quad...
00:11:06.680 ...development.
00:11:08.680 And for those who are unaware...
00:11:10.680 ...what quads is...
00:11:11.680 ...it's the...
00:11:12.680 ...part of the leg.
00:11:16.680 Rebellion.
00:11:17.680 Yes.
00:11:19.680 Rebellion imminent again.
00:11:22.680 Okay, and as usual, I'm gonna go with...
00:11:24.680 ...minus...
00:11:25.680 ...ten in influence for...
00:11:27.680 ...Videmir, because we want to keep...
00:11:29.680 ...Vitericus...
00:11:30.680 ...insanely...
00:11:32.680 ...strong...
00:11:34.680 ...influence there.
00:11:37.680 Alright.
00:11:38.680 Wonderful.
00:11:39.680 Ready for battle.
00:11:42.680 Okay, we have some...
00:11:43.680 ...Roman...
00:11:44.680 ...agents there.
00:11:47.680 Okay, this might actually be...
00:11:49.680 ...eh...
00:11:52.680 ...ah...
00:11:53.680 ...no!
00:11:54.680 The Alans.
00:11:55.680 Such...
00:11:56.680 ...cheeky cunts.
00:11:57.680 They've taken...
00:11:58.680 ...em...
00:12:00.680 ...the settlement that was...
00:12:01.680 ...rightfully ours.
00:12:02.680 Ready for orders!
00:12:04.680 Alaric has...
00:12:05.680 ...leveled.
00:12:07.680 Let's see what you can do.
00:12:08.680 Authority.
00:12:10.680 Public order.
00:12:11.680 Oh, that's governed province.
00:12:13.680 ...em...
00:12:14.680 ...em...
00:12:15.680 ...so what we could do is actually...
00:12:17.680 ...later on if we want...
00:12:18.680 ...we could disband this guy...
00:12:20.680 ...so that he returns to the...
00:12:22.680 ...em...
00:12:23.680 ...available candidates and then...
00:12:24.680 ...transfer him...
00:12:25.680 ...to...
00:12:26.680 ...to being a...
00:12:27.680 ...em...
00:12:28.680 ...a governor instead.
00:12:30.680 So I'm actually gonna go with that...
00:12:33.680 ...and...
00:12:34.680 ...eh...
00:12:35.680 ...hopefully...
00:12:36.680 ...do that...
00:12:37.680 ...but now I kinda need him as...
00:12:39.680 ...as a general right there.
00:12:40.680 ...and...
00:12:44.680 ...and...
00:12:45.680 ...what are you doing here...
00:12:46.680 ...rovans?
00:12:49.680 ...ah...
00:12:50.680 ...misdirect you...
00:12:51.680 ...again?
00:12:52.680 ...see if we can...
00:12:53.680 ...perhaps gain a level there...
00:12:54.680 ...and...
00:12:55.680 ...be...
00:12:56.680 ...be glorious.
00:13:00.680 ...ah...
00:13:01.680 ...thank you.
00:13:02.680 Indeed, you are absolutely right.
00:13:05.680 ...misdirect...
00:13:06.680 ...army.
00:13:07.680 Okay...
00:13:09.680 ...and...
00:13:10.680 ...we have...
00:13:15.680 ...ruined provisions also...
00:13:16.680 ...and...
00:13:17.680 ...as I was gonna say...
00:13:18.680 ...we have investigate corruption...
00:13:19.680 ...that's...
00:13:20.680 ...ah...
00:13:21.680 ...really really good...
00:13:22.680 ...ah...
00:13:23.680 ...good one...
00:13:24.680 ...and we still have one turn to...
00:13:25.680 ...ah...
00:13:26.680 ...to go there...
00:13:27.680 ...so...
00:13:28.680 ...ah...
00:13:29.680 ...you just have to...
00:13:30.680 ...to calmly...
00:13:31.680 ...wait...
00:13:32.680 ...I suppose...
00:13:33.680 ...what we should do...
00:13:34.680 ...though...
00:13:35.680 ...just...
00:13:36.680 ...shut this little...
00:13:37.680 ...em...
00:13:38.680 ...rebellion...
00:13:39.680 ...down...
00:13:40.680 ...as quickly as possible...
00:13:44.680 ...boom...
00:13:45.680 ...boom...
00:13:48.680 ...I really like those...
00:13:49.680 ...killing animations...
00:13:54.680 ...I'm gonna take on...
00:13:55.680 ...those...
00:13:56.680 ...brave...
00:13:57.680 ...warriors...
00:13:58.680 ...ah...
00:13:59.680 ...look at that...
00:14:00.680 ...we're...
00:14:01.680 ...we're stuck...
00:14:02.680 ...in...
00:14:03.680 ...uh...
00:14:04.680 ...okay...
00:14:05.680 ...so we're just gonna go with...
00:14:06.680 ...we want to keep them...
00:14:07.680 ...garrisoned...
00:14:08.680 ...as often as possible...
00:14:11.680 ...and...
00:14:12.680 ...and...
00:14:13.680 ...conning...
00:14:14.680 ...boom...
00:14:15.680 ...look at that...
00:14:17.680 ...upkeep...
00:14:18.680 ...minus...
00:14:19.680 ...eight percent...
00:14:20.680 ...really good...
00:14:21.680 ...we're gonna go with...
00:14:22.680 ...some seal as well...
00:14:24.680 ...alright...
00:14:25.680 ...cool...
00:14:26.680 ...because...
00:14:27.680 ...true friends...
00:14:28.680 ...take...
00:14:29.680 ...the...
00:14:30.680 ...the...
00:14:31.680 ...turn...
00:14:32.680 ...and...
00:14:33.680 ...god...
00:14:34.680 ...the Romans are...
00:14:35.680 ...are just falling like...
00:14:36.680 ...like bricks here...
00:14:40.680 ...what I do want also...
00:14:41.680 ...is try to expand...
00:14:45.680 ...oh...
00:14:46.680 ...god...
00:14:47.680 ...forgot to...
00:14:48.680 ...to repair this...
00:14:49.680 ...yes...
00:14:50.680 ...I do want to expand...
00:14:51.680 ...perhaps take...
00:14:52.680 ...carthage...
00:14:53.680 ...we're gonna look at the possibility of...
00:14:57.680 ...recruiting...
00:14:58.680 ...some units there...
00:15:00.680 ...and...
00:15:01.680 ...yeah...
00:15:02.680 ...expand down...
00:15:03.680 ...there...
00:15:04.680 ...so...
00:15:05.680 ...let's...
00:15:06.680 ...simply take the time...
00:15:09.680 ...we are not a friend for the new moon...
00:15:11.680 ...and an enemy in the old...
00:15:13.680 ...alright...
00:15:14.680 ...utilized a...
00:15:15.680 ...quick little editor...
00:15:17.680 ...until...
00:15:18.680 ...this happened...
00:15:19.680 ...and...
00:15:20.680 ...every time I get a diplomatic offer...
00:15:22.680 ...I am looking at the possibility of...
00:15:24.680 ...demanding more from them...
00:15:27.680 ...so trade agreement...
00:15:28.680 ...obviously really good...
00:15:29.680 ...military access...
00:15:31.680 ...also good to have...
00:15:33.680 ...then we can't really...
00:15:34.680 ...do anything more there...
00:15:36.680 ...so...
00:15:37.680 ...it's still high...
00:15:38.680 ...so we're gonna look at...
00:15:40.680 ...increasing the amount of gold...
00:15:43.680 ...but they have...
00:15:44.680 ...a weak economic power...
00:15:45.680 ...so...
00:15:46.680 ...I can't really push it...
00:15:47.680 ...too...
00:15:48.680 ...far there...
00:15:49.680 ...proposed offer...
00:15:50.680 ...boom...
00:15:51.680 ...thank you...
00:15:52.680 ...septimania...
00:15:57.680 ...right...
00:15:58.680 ...we have a...
00:15:59.680 ...rebellion...
00:16:00.680 ...there...
00:16:05.680 ...rebellion there as well...
00:16:10.680 ...and we had someone who...
00:16:11.680 ...was...
00:16:12.680 ...ready to be...
00:16:14.680 ...promoted...
00:16:15.680 ...you can be promoted...
00:16:16.680 ...and...
00:16:21.680 ...let's...
00:16:22.680 ...see...
00:16:23.680 ...our...
00:16:24.680 ...companion there...
00:16:25.680 ...and here's our...
00:16:26.680 ...family...
00:16:33.680 ...I'm gonna look through the...
00:16:35.680 ...the...
00:16:36.680 ...different candidates here...
00:16:37.680 ...and you see if anyone can...
00:16:39.680 ...no...
00:16:40.680 ...no one really can...
00:16:42.680 ...there...
00:16:43.680 ...alright...
00:16:44.680 ...and these guys...
00:16:45.680 ...why aren't you doing anything...
00:16:53.680 ...misdirect...
00:16:54.680 ...again...
00:16:55.680 ...and see if we can...
00:16:56.680 ...level even more...
00:16:58.680 ...opportune...
00:16:59.680 ...failure...
00:17:00.680 ...hmm...
00:17:01.680 ...well...
00:17:03.680 ...father be praised...
00:17:05.680 ...it's gonna...
00:17:06.680 ...shut these guys...
00:17:07.680 ...down...
00:17:08.680 ...and...
00:17:12.680 ...gone...
00:17:13.680 ...they...
00:17:19.680 ...run quite far...
00:17:20.680 ...into the forests...
00:17:22.680 ...much like...
00:17:24.680 ...good old Spartacus...
00:17:25.680 ...who...
00:17:26.680 ...ravaged this land...
00:17:27.680 ...in our rebellion...
00:17:30.680 ...a few hundred years...
00:17:31.680 ...prior to the events...
00:17:32.680 ...of this time...
00:17:34.680 ...ah...
00:17:35.680 ...always nice to level...
00:17:36.680 ...what do we have...
00:17:37.680 ...in integrity...
00:17:39.680 ...want to go with...
00:17:40.680 ...conning...
00:17:41.680 ...to keep down...
00:17:42.680 ...the upkeep...
00:17:43.680 ...public order...
00:17:44.680 ...wonderful...
00:17:45.680 ...thank you very much...
00:17:46.680 ...for that...
00:17:49.680 ...they have garrisoned...
00:17:50.680 ...themselves there...
00:17:54.680 ...so...
00:17:55.680 ...what we're gonna do...
00:17:56.680 ...we're gonna take...
00:17:57.680 ...ravenna now...
00:17:58.680 ...boom...
00:17:59.680 ...boom...
00:18:01.680 ...boom...
00:18:02.680 ...we're gonna surround...
00:18:03.680 ...the other army...
00:18:04.680 ...and annihilate it...
00:18:06.680 ...then we have...
00:18:07.680 ...properly secured...
00:18:08.680 ...Italia...
00:18:12.680 ...opper you...
00:18:13.680 ...wonderful...
00:18:14.680 ...thank you very much...
00:18:15.680 ...for that...
00:18:17.680 ...boom...
00:18:18.680 ...repair you...
00:18:19.680 ...trade yetis...
00:18:20.680 ...yes...
00:18:21.680 ...and reservoir...
00:18:22.680 ...yes...
00:18:23.680 ...alright...
00:18:26.680 ...wonderful...
00:18:27.680 ...can't really do much more...
00:18:28.680 ...considering our...
00:18:31.680 ...economic...
00:18:33.680 ...position...
00:18:34.680 ...don't really have any more money...
00:18:39.680 ...but what we could do...
00:18:41.680 ...is simply go down...
00:18:44.680 ...and take this settlement...
00:18:45.680 ...for the tribe...
00:18:48.680 ...boom...
00:18:54.680 ...none will escape...
00:18:57.680 ...wonderful...
00:18:58.680 ...and now we can start a little...
00:18:59.680 ...expansion there as well...
00:19:02.680 ...I...
00:19:03.680 ...am...
00:19:04.680 ...wondering if we could just...
00:19:07.680 ...go in and take...
00:19:09.680 ...that...
00:19:11.680 ...settlement...
00:19:12.680 ...or if we perhaps need some more...
00:19:13.680 ...more units...
00:19:16.680 ...the public order is quite low though...
00:19:17.680 ...so I'm gonna stay there...
00:19:19.680 ...for another turn or so...
00:19:21.680 ...so...
00:19:22.680 ...so I don't expand too quickly...
00:19:24.680 ...and get too many rebellions...
00:19:26.680 ...and get...
00:19:27.680 ...beaten from within...
00:19:29.680 ...as it were...
00:19:34.680 ...and...
00:19:37.680 ...these guys might obviously be needed...
00:19:42.680 ...okay...
00:19:43.680 ...so here's the plan...
00:19:44.680 ...take one more turn...
00:19:45.680 ...recruit some more units in this army...
00:19:46.680 ...and then go down to...
00:19:47.680 ...to...
00:19:49.680 ...to...
00:19:50.680 ...Cartago...
00:19:51.680 ...and take that...
00:19:52.680 ...and turn...
00:19:53.680 ...ah...
00:19:54.680 ...okay...
00:19:55.680 ...nice...
00:19:56.680 ...nice...
00:19:57.680 ...you're a governor...
00:19:58.680 ...so...
00:19:59.680 ...which means...
00:20:00.680 ...construction cost...
00:20:01.680 ...minus...
00:20:04.680 ...public order...
00:20:05.680 ...can be really useful though...
00:20:07.680 ...so I'm gonna go with...
00:20:08.680 ...more authority there...
00:20:10.680 ...nice...
00:20:11.680 ...Athalric...
00:20:13.680 ...is also a governor...
00:20:16.680 ...wealth...
00:20:17.680 ...it's...
00:20:18.680 ...really good...
00:20:19.680 ...but...
00:20:20.680 ...um...
00:20:21.680 ...I'm gonna try to get this...
00:20:22.680 ...as soon as possible...
00:20:24.680 ...ah...
00:20:25.680 ...look at that...
00:20:26.680 ...wealth from immigration...
00:20:30.680 ...now...
00:20:36.680 ...alrighty then...
00:20:38.680 ...through...
00:20:40.680 ...friends...
00:20:41.680 ...would you look at that...
00:20:44.680 ...we have...
00:20:45.680 ...been attacked...
00:20:46.680 ...by the Romans...
00:20:50.680 ...and...
00:20:51.680 ...this might actually be a...
00:20:52.680 ...fun fight to take...
00:20:54.680 ...you see we are outnumbered there...
00:20:55.680 ...so we can't out-resolve it...
00:20:57.680 ...we are outnumbering them...
00:21:00.680 ...and we have...
00:21:01.680 ...a lot of solid units...
00:21:03.680 ...we have the cohorts...
00:21:05.680 ...which should slaughter their...
00:21:07.680 ...Western Auxilia Palatina...
00:21:09.680 ...they have a little garrison army...
00:21:10.680 ...but...
00:21:11.680 ...um...
00:21:12.680 ...yeah...
00:21:13.680 ...I don't suppose this...
00:21:14.680 ...they...
00:21:15.680 ...can threaten us in any way...
00:21:16.680 ...but...
00:21:17.680 ...we're gonna take it either way...
00:21:18.680 ...the balance of power showed us...
00:21:20.680 ...another thing completely...
00:21:21.680 ...so...
00:21:22.680 ...um...
00:21:23.680 ...might be fun to...
00:21:25.680 ...to see what...
00:21:26.680 ...what might happen in this...
00:21:27.680 ...this fight...
00:21:28.680 ...so what we are working with is...
00:21:31.680 ...four units of slingers...
00:21:33.680 ...and...
00:21:35.680 ...a lot of...
00:21:36.680 ...melee infantry...
00:21:37.680 ...and a lot of pikemen...
00:21:39.680 ...they don't really have...
00:21:42.680 ...anything to threaten us...
00:21:43.680 ...so I suppose...
00:21:44.680 ...this...
00:21:45.680 ...should be easy...
00:21:46.680 ...alright...
00:21:48.680 ...wonderful...
00:21:49.680 ...what...
00:21:52.680 ...can...
00:21:53.680 ...we do here...
00:21:54.680 ...we're gonna go with this...
00:21:56.680 ...formation...
00:21:57.680 ...except that...
00:21:59.680 ...you go there...
00:22:01.680 ...gothic pikemen...
00:22:04.680 ...go there...
00:22:05.680 ...and...
00:22:06.680 ...there...
00:22:08.680 ...and then we're gonna respond...
00:22:10.680 ...to what the...
00:22:11.680 ...enemy might...
00:22:12.680 ...do...
00:22:13.680 ...so we're gonna look at the...
00:22:14.680 ...army...
00:22:15.680 ...we haven't really had any...
00:22:16.680 ...any...
00:22:17.680 ...fights...
00:22:18.680 ...in this...
00:22:19.680 ...um...
00:22:20.680 ...in...
00:22:21.680 ...this...
00:22:22.680 ...um...
00:22:23.680 ...series...
00:22:24.680 ...this campaign...
00:22:25.680 ...this...
00:22:26.680 ...is a worthy...
00:22:27.680 ...enemy...
00:22:28.680 ...lads...
00:22:29.680 ...today...
00:22:30.680 ...we will...
00:22:31.680 ...bathed in glory...
00:22:33.680 ...bathed in glory...
00:22:34.680 ...wah...
00:22:35.680 ...love it...
00:22:39.680 ...ah...
00:22:40.680 ...look at this...
00:22:41.680 ...these are our...
00:22:42.680 ...Gothic...
00:22:43.680 ...Roman...
00:22:44.680 ...Gothic Romans...
00:22:45.680 ...wah...
00:22:46.680 ...love it...
00:22:47.680 ...alright...
00:22:48.680 ...speed up the gameplay a bit...
00:22:49.680 ...I'm...
00:22:50.680 ...I'm gonna edit...
00:22:51.680 ...now...
00:22:52.680 ...until the enemy appears...
00:22:53.680 ...I...
00:22:54.680 ...I speeded...
00:22:55.680 ...the gameplay up...
00:22:56.680 ...and I...
00:22:57.680 ...was actually taken...
00:22:59.680 ...uh...
00:23:00.680 ...by surprise there...
00:23:01.680 ...because they came out...
00:23:02.680 ...of the fog...
00:23:03.680 ...out of nowhere...
00:23:04.680 ...so...
00:23:05.680 ...uh...
00:23:06.680 ...so...
00:23:07.680 ...they got one of our...
00:23:08.680 ...um...
00:23:09.680 ...slingery units there...
00:23:13.680 ...which...
00:23:14.680 ...was...
00:23:15.680 ...uh...
00:23:16.680 ...rather silly of me...
00:23:17.680 ...I suppose...
00:23:18.680 ...I'm gonna withdraw these guys...
00:23:20.680 ...so that they don't...
00:23:21.680 ...die...
00:23:25.680 ...and we're gonna...
00:23:26.680 ...try to keep the...
00:23:27.680 ...messenary...
00:23:28.680 ...Germanic...
00:23:30.680 ...planted bowmen...
00:23:31.680 ...away from us...
00:23:32.680 ...
00:23:40.680 ...Warriors of Christ...
00:23:42.680 ...and the battle plan is...
00:23:57.680 ...trying to get the round with...
00:24:02.680 ...as much as we got...
00:24:03.680 ...ah...
00:24:05.680 ...look at that...
00:24:06.680 ...our...
00:24:07.680 ...our...
00:24:08.680 ...fightmen got severely...
00:24:09.680 ...owned there...
00:24:10.680 ...alas...
00:24:11.680 ...our...
00:24:12.680 ...course will take the...
00:24:13.680 ...the...
00:24:14.680 ...revenge...
00:24:15.680 ...there...
00:24:16.680 ...and...
00:24:17.680 ...as usually if I'm not...
00:24:18.680 ...that...
00:24:19.680 ...talkative...
00:24:20.680 ...it's simply because I'm trying to...
00:24:23.680 ...to...
00:24:24.680 ...to...
00:24:25.680 ...win the battle...
00:24:26.680 ...I'm always a bit hesitant to...
00:24:33.680 ...commit the general...
00:24:35.680 ...because...
00:24:41.680 ...I don't want him to die...
00:24:43.680 ...however...
00:24:45.680 ...their general is...
00:24:47.680 ...a different matter...
00:24:49.680 ...the men are broken and are fleeing...
00:24:55.680 ...alright...
00:24:56.680 ...the men are broken and are fleeing...
00:24:58.680 ...God...
00:24:59.680 ...our...
00:25:00.680 ...our...
00:25:01.680 ...our units get...
00:25:02.680 ...get...
00:25:03.680 ...get...
00:25:04.680 ...get owned there...
00:25:06.680 ...warriors...
00:25:07.680 ...ready...
00:25:08.680 ...to...
00:25:09.680 ...to...
00:25:10.680 ...we'll kill them all...
00:25:13.680 ...and I've positioned these guys...
00:25:16.680 ...quite favorably...
00:25:17.680 ...to take out their general...
00:25:18.680 ...if you can do...
00:25:20.680 ...such a glorious...
00:25:22.680 ...thing...
00:25:23.680 ...should have put these in...
00:25:28.680 ...in...
00:25:29.680 ...testudo mode...
00:25:31.680 ...and I don't want you in close combat...
00:25:34.680 ...obviously...
00:25:35.680 ...I want you to stand...
00:25:40.680 ...there...
00:25:43.680 ...warriors of Christ...
00:25:46.680 ...allright then...
00:25:52.680 ...we have broken their...
00:25:53.680 ...general...
00:25:54.680 ...how quaint...
00:25:55.680 ...the men are broken...
00:25:56.680 ...and running for their lives...
00:25:57.680 ...for the savior...
00:26:02.680 ...for the savior...
00:26:04.680 ...allright cohorts...
00:26:10.680 ...can we get...
00:26:11.680 ...ah...
00:26:12.680 ...s...
00:26:13.680 ...okay...
00:26:14.680 ...they have...
00:26:15.680 ...they have another...
00:26:16.680 ...general there...
00:26:17.680 ...how quaint...
00:26:19.680 ...repares their heart...
00:26:21.680 ...the enemy refuses...
00:26:22.680 ...to admit defeat...
00:26:23.680 ...their unit has rallied...
00:26:24.680 ...that's a double...
00:26:27.680 ...double time...
00:26:29.680 ...every missile is ready...
00:26:31.680 ...glory to Makedon...
00:26:32.680 ...alright...
00:26:42.680 ...nice...
00:26:43.680 ...these guys have rallied...
00:26:44.680 ...and get in there...
00:26:45.680 ...proud men of the north...
00:26:50.680 ...the men flee the field of battle...
00:26:54.680 ...and get in there...
00:26:56.680 ...shameful display...
00:26:57.680 ...proud men of the north...
00:26:59.680 ...he's trying to get...
00:27:04.680 ...as many rear charges...
00:27:05.680 ...as possible...
00:27:06.680 ...okay...
00:27:08.680 ...they have some...
00:27:09.680 ...sagitarii there...
00:27:10.680 ...how...
00:27:13.680 ...how quaint...
00:27:14.680 ...this...
00:27:15.680 ...this battle was more even...
00:27:16.680 ...than I thought...
00:27:17.680 ...I did not...
00:27:18.680 ...anticipate this...
00:27:19.680 ...at all...
00:27:21.680 ...okay...
00:27:22.680 ...quickly now...
00:27:23.680 ...get behind them...
00:27:24.680 ...and...
00:27:25.680 ...they're out of ammo...
00:27:26.680 ...how...
00:27:27.680 ...how...
00:27:28.680 ...unglorious...
00:27:29.680 ...how inglorious...
00:27:30.680 ...I mean...
00:27:35.680 ...speaking of which...
00:27:36.680 ...inglorious bastards...
00:27:37.680 ...really...
00:27:38.680 ...really...
00:27:39.680 ...horrible movie...
00:27:40.680 ...actually...
00:27:41.680 ...I watched like...
00:27:42.680 ...20 minutes of it...
00:27:43.680 ...before I...
00:27:44.680 ...turned it off...
00:27:45.680 ...because it was...
00:27:47.680 ...so obvious...
00:27:48.680 ...like the...
00:27:49.680 ...the Germans...
00:27:50.680 ...with the bad guys...
00:27:51.680 ...as usual...
00:27:52.680 ...like in every...
00:27:53.680 ...American...
00:27:54.680 ...film...
00:27:57.680 ...regarding the...
00:27:58.680 ...Second World War...
00:28:03.680 ...really...
00:28:04.680 ...really don't...
00:28:06.680 ...like those...
00:28:07.680 ...kind of...
00:28:08.680 ...un...
00:28:09.680 ...unuanced...
00:28:10.680 ...films...
00:28:11.680 ...really...
00:28:12.680 ...uninteresting...
00:28:14.680 ...when it's so...
00:28:15.680 ...so black and white...
00:28:16.680 ...the black and white...
00:28:27.680 ...godic...
00:28:28.680 ...pike man...
00:28:32.680 ...kay...
00:28:33.680 ...let's...
00:28:34.680 ...get out of...
00:28:35.680 ...those boys...
00:28:36.680 ...and we're gonna...
00:28:37.680 ...try to save our...
00:28:39.680 ...might be too late...
00:28:40.680 ...to save our...
00:28:41.680 ...pike men there...
00:28:42.680 ...and our general...
00:28:43.680 ...is out on...
00:28:44.680 ...very...
00:28:45.680 ...thin...
00:28:46.680 ...ice...
00:28:47.680 ...there I am...
00:28:48.680 ... afraid...
00:28:49.680 ...is out on...
00:28:50.680 ...is out on...
00:28:55.680 ...alright...
00:28:56.680 ...cool...
00:28:57.680 ...blood and battle...
00:28:58.680 ...blood and battle...
00:29:06.680 ...stand firm...
00:29:07.680 ...proud men of the north...
00:29:16.680 ...yes...
00:29:17.680 ...you...
00:29:18.680 ...station yourself...
00:29:19.680 ...there...
00:29:20.680 ...no...
00:29:21.680 ...don't break...
00:29:22.680 ...damn you...
00:29:23.680 ...do not break...
00:29:24.680 ...at all...
00:29:27.680 ...for glory...
00:29:34.680 ...I...
00:29:35.680 ...lovely war shouts...
00:29:36.680 ...love it...
00:29:40.680 ...kay...
00:29:41.680 ...let's see our...
00:29:42.680 ...general pairs...
00:29:44.680 ...
00:29:46.680 ...okay...
00:29:47.680 ...cool...
00:29:48.680 ...they've broken there...
00:29:49.680 ...let's look at the action...
00:29:50.680 ...for a second...
00:29:51.680 ...I...
00:29:52.680 ...always...
00:29:53.680 ...neglect to do that...
00:29:54.680 ...ah...
00:29:55.680 ...there he is...
00:29:56.680 ...brave...
00:29:57.680 ...general...
00:30:00.680 ...ah...
00:30:01.680 ...look at that...
00:30:02.680 ...wow...
00:30:03.680 ...mirin...
00:30:04.680 ...gloriousness...
00:30:05.680 ...okay...
00:30:06.680 ...really tight battle...
00:30:07.680 ...which is why I don't want to stay too...
00:30:10.680 ...for too long in the...
00:30:12.680 ...in the cinematic mode as it were...
00:30:14.680 ...in the cinematic mode as it were...
00:30:16.680 ...do not run...
00:30:36.680 ...you bleeding cowards...
00:30:38.680 ...ah...
00:30:42.680 ...god...
00:30:43.680 ...fucking traitors...
00:30:45.680 ...yes...
00:30:49.680 ...turn around, turn around, turn around...
00:30:50.680 ...ah...
00:30:51.680 ...get those spikes down, man...
00:30:52.680 ...ah...
00:30:53.680 ...ah...
00:30:54.680 ...
00:30:58.680 ...why are you running?
00:31:03.680 ...our general is still...
00:31:04.680 ...alive and well...
00:31:13.680 ...this was a bloody battle indeed...
00:31:16.680 ...a very bloody battle...
00:31:17.680 ...eh...
00:31:18.680 ...which is...
00:31:19.680 ...which is fun...
00:31:20.680 ...I like it...
00:31:24.680 ...tried to get around with...
00:31:26.680 ...this unit...
00:31:33.680 ...fl hak-
00:31:47.180 ...boone, get out on boys...
00:31:52.680 ...
00:31:56.480 ...yes...
00:31:56.680 ...come on in...
00:31:57.920 ...
00:32:02.620 Ah, come on then, get into the testudo, damn you.
00:32:08.980 Fuck.
00:32:15.240 Ah, wonderful.
00:32:17.860 Some more of you.
00:32:20.240 Quickly now, we've got to save the general.
00:32:29.900 Ah, a very tight battle indeed.
00:32:32.620 Very tight battle.
00:32:33.860 Okay, cool.
00:32:34.800 Let's finish these guys off now.
00:32:44.860 Death and glory.
00:32:53.480 Now, the worst thing that could happen is if our general dies, or if any of these units break.
00:32:59.220 Oh, come on now.
00:33:02.880 Click quickly now.
00:33:08.780 Hurry up, men.
00:33:12.280 Ah, come on now.
00:33:19.180 Yes.
00:33:19.620 And the last one's there.
00:33:24.520 Come on now.
00:33:25.900 Yes.
00:33:30.080 Wonderful.
00:33:30.880 I'm just going to round these guys up.
00:33:32.440 So we can take more as, um, not prisoners, but take on warriors.
00:33:40.000 All righty then.
00:33:48.160 Wonderful.
00:33:49.280 Wonderful.
00:33:49.940 And battle.
00:33:50.680 Pyrrhic victory.
00:33:51.540 Yes, indeed.
00:33:52.420 It was quite, quite Pyrrhic actually.
00:33:56.980 But it was, um, it was enough for a victory.
00:34:00.460 And now we can take on warriors and, um, hopefully take the settlement.
00:34:04.920 If God in heaven will sit.
00:34:18.840 9% unit replenishment.
00:34:21.620 Ah, look at that.
00:34:27.100 They, they moved in, uh, directly in the settlement.
00:34:30.820 Did not know that they, uh, that they actually did.
00:34:34.060 Did such a thing.
00:34:37.860 All right.
00:34:38.480 Cool.
00:34:38.860 I think that, uh, that was a worthy battle to, um, to conclude this glorious episode.
00:34:47.940 And obviously I'm aware that I could have, probably have managed that battle a bit better, I suppose.
00:34:57.640 But, um, yeah, it's, it's easy to be wise in retrospect.
00:35:05.220 Just going to look through what the plan is.
00:35:10.960 Oh, look at that resource gained.
00:35:12.800 Nice.
00:35:13.360 And, uh, just before I end this episode, we're just gonna repair all of these things.
00:35:26.660 Okay, cool.
00:35:27.700 So, um, we've made some, some land gains.
00:35:34.980 God, I want to take the, that settlement the last thing I do.
00:35:39.660 But I'm gonna save that, uh, for the next episode.
00:35:43.100 So, what we have done today is taken three big settlements.
00:35:48.140 Mediolanum, Ravenna, and Acquea Sextiae.
00:35:54.380 Not sure how you pronounce that, um, at all.
00:35:59.620 And we've loaded up with an army here, which will take Carthago next turn.
00:36:04.020 So, uh, I will pick up here in the next episode.
00:36:09.740 And as always, thank you very much for watching.
00:36:13.560 And who am I?
00:36:15.320 I'm the proud champion of the savior.
00:36:18.040 XOXO.
00:36:19.080 Boom.