The Golden One - June 29, 2015


Total War： Attila. Inheritors of Rome： Ostrogoths Chapter 6


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In this episode, the Roman Empire is facing rebellion from the Western Romans, who are trying to reclaim their lost lands. Will we be able to hold them off? Or will we be overwhelmed by the sheer size of their army?

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00:00:00.000 Greetings you proud sons of Rome. I thought to hang out with you all a bit in good old Italy,
00:00:13.380 which is now the new Roman Empire rising. Now as the inheritors of Rome were very respectful
00:00:20.940 towards our former Romans. However, we cannot abide blasphemous rebels so I'm just gonna start 0.97
00:00:31.800 this episode off with doing like that before we take the turn and see what might happen. See if the
00:00:44.820 former Romans want to take their lands back from us. So with that said, welcome back. Always a 1.00
00:00:57.780 pleasure doing these kinds of episodes and I've really been enjoying this campaign in particular
00:01:07.140 because it started off quite, I don't know really how to put it. In the third episode we were quite
00:01:19.240 close to dying in all actuality. But we managed to turn that around and now we're having a quite stable
00:01:29.700 position in Italia. We're gonna try to expand to the hinterlands of Rome. And there we saw the Western
00:01:46.200 Romans. Okay, there we are. Western Romans are moving. Trying to reclaim their lost lands. But we have a good 0.97
00:01:58.740 few armies. And this episode I'm looking to expand even further, perhaps even take the whole of Italy. Now we have
00:02:08.040 the southernmost tip of Italy as an ally still since we liberated them. So what we can't get, not yet at least,
00:02:18.720 and I would be loath to betray our true friends. Okay, rebellion. No,
00:02:28.680 noble birth. How quaint. A matter of state. Those are always fun. Let's see what Arayrik has.
00:02:37.980 Secret meetings. Your loyal servants have brought to your attention that your rivals have been meeting in the shadows.
00:02:46.480 The only common cause that they could bring together is their hatred of you.
00:02:49.780 Okay, what do we do? 1.00
00:02:55.780 Kill them. I don't have time for this. Let's look at the politics. Okay, we can have one more governor, but we don't have 1.00
00:03:05.080 enough regents to do so. Does anyone... Oh, you can be a judge if you want. And you can be an elder. And you can be a companion.
00:03:23.380 And you can also be a companion. And we see, we can look at what companion does. Personal influence plus one influence per turn.
00:03:32.680 And recruitment cost minus 5%. So that's really good to have these companions filled up with, you know, generals to make everything a bit cheaper.
00:03:45.680 And a wealth obviously also plus 4% all regions. So that's really, really good. And here also some perks. And they get better as the higher up you come.
00:04:01.680 So here it's 3 plus influence. So this must be to a family member. Because we don't want the opposition party to have too many high influence characters.
00:04:14.680 Integrity. 5 plus commanded force. Really good. And upkeep minus 6% all units. So a family member with a huge army is supposed to be the high judge.
00:04:29.680 I didn't really understand all of these things when I started playing Atila. But I've played a good few hours of it now. So now I have a better understanding of the politics.
00:04:42.680 And as with many things, it gets more fun the more you do it.
00:04:49.680 Now we have a good few options. I don't know where these guys will go. Perhaps they will take Neapolis.
00:04:57.680 Perhaps they will take Tarentum.
00:05:02.680 What they have done though, is they have left Ravenna.
00:05:06.680 Which was fun. I'm gonna see if we can do anything fun.
00:05:10.680 Missed the Wrecked Army.
00:05:12.680 Perhaps they can...
00:05:16.680 ...can cause them to stall in their advance.
00:05:19.680 Critical success. Brilliant. Thank you very much for that.
00:05:26.680 And...
00:05:28.680 I wonder what that might be.
00:05:30.680 If that's actually a...
00:05:32.680 ...some sort of siege...
00:05:35.680 ...artillery.
00:05:37.680 ...could move this army down to Neapolis.
00:05:40.680 To better defend people.
00:05:43.680 And then I suppose we have a chance there.
00:05:48.680 I do want Ravenna.
00:05:50.680 Verona...
00:05:52.680 ...might be a fun idea as well.
00:05:53.680 We can start by looking here. 0.89
00:05:54.680 Ah, we can assault them. 0.97
00:05:59.680 Ehm... 0.99
00:06:01.680 And...
00:06:03.680 ...let's go with a...
00:06:04.680 ...the balance stands there.
00:06:07.680 And just for the sake of clarification I am...
00:06:10.680 ...I wanna take the battles that might be...
00:06:14.680 ...might not be...
00:06:19.680 ...so clear.
00:06:20.680 So clear.
00:06:21.680 Take.
00:06:22.680 Okay.
00:06:23.680 Latin chapel.
00:06:27.680 Which we can...
00:06:29.680 ...convert to a...
00:06:30.680 ...an Aryan chapel.
00:06:32.680 So we're gonna repair you.
00:06:35.680 Cavalry stables.
00:06:37.680 Yes.
00:06:38.680 Repair you.
00:06:41.680 Auditorium.
00:06:44.680 Can we convert you to anything fun?
00:06:46.680 Market stalls.
00:06:49.680 Market stalls.
00:06:50.680 Public order.
00:06:51.680 Okay.
00:06:52.680 Let's repair you as well. 0.72
00:06:53.680 And repair you.
00:06:55.680 Cool.
00:06:57.680 And we have a little...
00:06:59.680 ...rebellion on our hands here.
00:07:03.680 Let's see if we can...
00:07:04.680 ...shut that rebellion down immediately.
00:07:06.680 So they...
00:07:08.680 ...they don't...
00:07:09.680 ...recruit any more units.
00:07:11.680 Which might then...
00:07:13.680 ...so they don't end up taking a settlement.
00:07:17.680 That would be...
00:07:18.680 ...detrimental towards our empire gains.
00:07:23.680 Okay, cool.
00:07:24.680 So we've...
00:07:25.680 ...solidified our position in Northern Italia.
00:07:29.680 Take on warriors there.
00:07:31.680 They don't want to...
00:07:33.680 ...slay the...
00:07:34.680 ...those brave...
00:07:36.680 ...bravemen.
00:07:37.680 We're gonna have a rebellion here next turn as well, but...
00:07:42.680 ...I suppose we...
00:07:43.680 ...we're more than able...
00:07:45.680 Okay, cool.
00:07:46.680 So now what we're gonna do is...
00:07:49.680 ...we're gonna take the champion rider one...
00:07:52.680 ...and then we're gonna move him...
00:07:54.680 ...no we don't even have to move him.
00:07:55.680 Yeah, as soon as the cavalry stables are...
00:07:59.680 ...repaired...
00:08:01.680 ...we're just going to recruit...
00:08:03.680 ...all of the cavalry with this general and then...
00:08:06.680 ...distribute the cavalry units...
00:08:09.680 ...among the...
00:08:13.680 ...among the other...
00:08:14.680 ...and...
00:08:16.680 ...food from reserves...
00:08:19.680 ...Akragan Olive Merchant for Mirin.
00:08:23.680 Yes, please.
00:08:25.680 Yes, thank you very much.
00:08:28.680 So...
00:08:30.680 ...then we have the choice...
00:08:33.680 ...to...
00:08:35.680 ...either move down...
00:08:38.680 ...with this army...
00:08:40.680 ...to meet this army.
00:08:42.680 Which could actually make for a rather cool...
00:08:47.680 ...field battle...
00:08:49.680 ...except that it's in the woods.
00:08:51.680 Or...
00:08:53.680 ...we could take Ravenna...
00:08:55.680 ...and they could...
00:08:56.680 ...try to take...
00:08:57.680 ...our settlement.
00:08:59.680 And a settlement fight...
00:09:00.680 ...a siege fight is always...
00:09:02.680 ...fun.
00:09:03.680 So we're gonna do that.
00:09:05.680 For the tribe.
00:09:07.680 Our High King...
00:09:08.680 ...Vitericus.
00:09:11.680 To the tribe.
00:09:19.680 Alright.
00:09:20.680 Gonna do like that.
00:09:21.680 And...
00:09:22.680 ...God, I wish we...
00:09:24.680 ...could hire some...
00:09:25.680 ...some Onegers...
00:09:26.680 ...so we could take it on...
00:09:27.680 ...in one turn.
00:09:28.680 But...
00:09:29.680 ...we don't have any...
00:09:30.680 ...true friends.
00:09:31.680 We don't have any Onegers. 1.00
00:09:36.680 In...
00:09:37.680 ...in all actuality.
00:09:39.680 Okay.
00:09:40.680 So what we're gonna do is...
00:09:42.680 ...change positions...
00:09:43.680 ...positions.
00:09:44.680 Here.
00:09:49.680 And...
00:09:51.680 ...do we want any Mercenaries here?
00:09:54.680 They're quite low in upkeep actually.
00:09:56.680 Only...
00:09:57.680 ...115.
00:09:58.680 For some Gothic Pikemen. 1.00
00:09:59.680 And Pikemen obviously are... 1.00
00:10:01.680 ...really good at defending.
00:10:06.680 Very light.
00:10:07.680 Okay.
00:10:08.680 No.
00:10:09.680 We're gonna go with two of you.
00:10:11.680 And also recruit...
00:10:13.680 Oh yeah.
00:10:14.680 This is our...
00:10:15.680 ...this is our...
00:10:16.680 ...ultra...
00:10:17.680 ...good...
00:10:18.680 ...general.
00:10:19.680 I actually do want some...
00:10:26.680 ...range units...
00:10:27.680 ...even though we're missing out on...
00:10:28.680 ...on two inexperience points.
00:10:30.680 But that's fine.
00:10:31.680 Okay.
00:10:32.680 So...
00:10:33.680 ...what we're looking at now is...
00:10:34.680 ...probably defending from this army next turn.
00:10:37.680 Might even charge our...
00:10:39.680 ...high...
00:10:40.680 ...king there.
00:10:41.680 Let's see.
00:10:42.680 End turn.
00:10:43.680 Alright.
00:10:44.680 I utilized a little edit there...
00:10:49.680 ...so that you could just see the...
00:10:51.680 ...quadians...
00:10:52.680 ...eh...
00:10:53.680 ...eh...
00:10:54.680 ...eh...
00:10:55.680 ...eh...
00:10:56.680 ...chasing off the rebels there.
00:10:57.680 So the quadians, as I said, they are... 0.95
00:10:59.680 ...true friends.
00:11:00.680 They...
00:11:01.680 ...they know the...
00:11:02.680 ...value of...
00:11:03.680 ...of having...
00:11:04.680 ...good...
00:11:05.680 ...quad...
00:11:06.680 ...development.
00:11:08.680 And for those who are unaware...
00:11:10.680 ...what quads is...
00:11:11.680 ...it's the...
00:11:12.680 ...part of the leg.
00:11:16.680 Rebellion.
00:11:17.680 Yes.
00:11:19.680 Rebellion imminent again.
00:11:22.680 Okay, and as usual, I'm gonna go with...
00:11:24.680 ...minus...
00:11:25.680 ...ten in influence for...
00:11:27.680 ...Videmir, because we want to keep...
00:11:29.680 ...Vitericus...
00:11:30.680 ...insanely...
00:11:32.680 ...strong...
00:11:34.680 ...influence there.
00:11:37.680 Alright.
00:11:38.680 Wonderful.
00:11:39.680 Ready for battle.
00:11:42.680 Okay, we have some...
00:11:43.680 ...Roman...
00:11:44.680 ...agents there.
00:11:47.680 Okay, this might actually be...
00:11:49.680 ...eh...
00:11:52.680 ...ah...
00:11:53.680 ...no!
00:11:54.680 The Alans.
00:11:55.680 Such... 1.00
00:11:56.680 ...cheeky cunts. 1.00
00:11:57.680 They've taken... 0.99
00:11:58.680 ...em...
00:12:00.680 ...the settlement that was...
00:12:01.680 ...rightfully ours.
00:12:02.680 Ready for orders!
00:12:04.680 Alaric has...
00:12:05.680 ...leveled.
00:12:07.680 Let's see what you can do.
00:12:08.680 Authority.
00:12:10.680 Public order.
00:12:11.680 Oh, that's governed province. 0.86
00:12:13.680 ...em...
00:12:14.680 ...em...
00:12:15.680 ...so what we could do is actually...
00:12:17.680 ...later on if we want...
00:12:18.680 ...we could disband this guy...
00:12:20.680 ...so that he returns to the...
00:12:22.680 ...em...
00:12:23.680 ...available candidates and then...
00:12:24.680 ...transfer him...
00:12:25.680 ...to...
00:12:26.680 ...to being a...
00:12:27.680 ...em...
00:12:28.680 ...a governor instead.
00:12:30.680 So I'm actually gonna go with that...
00:12:33.680 ...and...
00:12:34.680 ...eh...
00:12:35.680 ...hopefully...
00:12:36.680 ...do that...
00:12:37.680 ...but now I kinda need him as...
00:12:39.680 ...as a general right there.
00:12:40.680 ...and...
00:12:44.680 ...and...
00:12:45.680 ...what are you doing here...
00:12:46.680 ...rovans?
00:12:49.680 ...ah...
00:12:50.680 ...misdirect you...
00:12:51.680 ...again?
00:12:52.680 ...see if we can...
00:12:53.680 ...perhaps gain a level there...
00:12:54.680 ...and...
00:12:55.680 ...be...
00:12:56.680 ...be glorious.
00:13:00.680 ...ah...
00:13:01.680 ...thank you.
00:13:02.680 Indeed, you are absolutely right.
00:13:05.680 ...misdirect...
00:13:06.680 ...army.
00:13:07.680 Okay...
00:13:09.680 ...and...
00:13:10.680 ...we have...
00:13:15.680 ...ruined provisions also...
00:13:16.680 ...and...
00:13:17.680 ...as I was gonna say...
00:13:18.680 ...we have investigate corruption...
00:13:19.680 ...that's...
00:13:20.680 ...ah...
00:13:21.680 ...really really good...
00:13:22.680 ...ah...
00:13:23.680 ...good one...
00:13:24.680 ...and we still have one turn to...
00:13:25.680 ...ah...
00:13:26.680 ...to go there...
00:13:27.680 ...so...
00:13:28.680 ...ah...
00:13:29.680 ...you just have to...
00:13:30.680 ...to calmly...
00:13:31.680 ...wait...
00:13:32.680 ...I suppose...
00:13:33.680 ...what we should do...
00:13:34.680 ...though...
00:13:35.680 ...just...
00:13:36.680 ...shut this little...
00:13:37.680 ...em...
00:13:38.680 ...rebellion...
00:13:39.680 ...down...
00:13:40.680 ...as quickly as possible...
00:13:44.680 ...boom...
00:13:45.680 ...boom...
00:13:48.680 ...I really like those... 0.93
00:13:49.680 ...killing animations... 0.98
00:13:54.680 ...I'm gonna take on... 0.99
00:13:55.680 ...those...
00:13:56.680 ...brave...
00:13:57.680 ...warriors...
00:13:58.680 ...ah...
00:13:59.680 ...look at that...
00:14:00.680 ...we're...
00:14:01.680 ...we're stuck...
00:14:02.680 ...in...
00:14:03.680 ...uh...
00:14:04.680 ...okay...
00:14:05.680 ...so we're just gonna go with...
00:14:06.680 ...we want to keep them...
00:14:07.680 ...garrisoned...
00:14:08.680 ...as often as possible...
00:14:11.680 ...and...
00:14:12.680 ...and...
00:14:13.680 ...conning...
00:14:14.680 ...boom...
00:14:15.680 ...look at that...
00:14:17.680 ...upkeep...
00:14:18.680 ...minus...
00:14:19.680 ...eight percent...
00:14:20.680 ...really good...
00:14:21.680 ...we're gonna go with...
00:14:22.680 ...some seal as well...
00:14:24.680 ...alright...
00:14:25.680 ...cool...
00:14:26.680 ...because...
00:14:27.680 ...true friends...
00:14:28.680 ...take...
00:14:29.680 ...the...
00:14:30.680 ...the...
00:14:31.680 ...turn...
00:14:32.680 ...and...
00:14:33.680 ...god...
00:14:34.680 ...the Romans are...
00:14:35.680 ...are just falling like...
00:14:36.680 ...like bricks here...
00:14:40.680 ...what I do want also...
00:14:41.680 ...is try to expand...
00:14:45.680 ...oh...
00:14:46.680 ...god...
00:14:47.680 ...forgot to...
00:14:48.680 ...to repair this...
00:14:49.680 ...yes...
00:14:50.680 ...I do want to expand...
00:14:51.680 ...perhaps take...
00:14:52.680 ...carthage...
00:14:53.680 ...we're gonna look at the possibility of...
00:14:57.680 ...recruiting...
00:14:58.680 ...some units there...
00:15:00.680 ...and...
00:15:01.680 ...yeah...
00:15:02.680 ...expand down...
00:15:03.680 ...there...
00:15:04.680 ...so...
00:15:05.680 ...let's...
00:15:06.680 ...simply take the time...
00:15:09.680 ...we are not a friend for the new moon...
00:15:11.680 ...and an enemy in the old...
00:15:13.680 ...alright...
00:15:14.680 ...utilized a...
00:15:15.680 ...quick little editor...
00:15:17.680 ...until...
00:15:18.680 ...this happened...
00:15:19.680 ...and...
00:15:20.680 ...every time I get a diplomatic offer...
00:15:22.680 ...I am looking at the possibility of...
00:15:24.680 ...demanding more from them...
00:15:27.680 ...so trade agreement...
00:15:28.680 ...obviously really good...
00:15:29.680 ...military access...
00:15:31.680 ...also good to have...
00:15:33.680 ...then we can't really...
00:15:34.680 ...do anything more there...
00:15:36.680 ...so...
00:15:37.680 ...it's still high...
00:15:38.680 ...so we're gonna look at...
00:15:40.680 ...increasing the amount of gold...
00:15:43.680 ...but they have...
00:15:44.680 ...a weak economic power...
00:15:45.680 ...so...
00:15:46.680 ...I can't really push it...
00:15:47.680 ...too...
00:15:48.680 ...far there...
00:15:49.680 ...proposed offer...
00:15:50.680 ...boom...
00:15:51.680 ...thank you...
00:15:52.680 ...septimania...
00:15:57.680 ...right...
00:15:58.680 ...we have a...
00:15:59.680 ...rebellion...
00:16:00.680 ...there...
00:16:05.680 ...rebellion there as well...
00:16:10.680 ...and we had someone who...
00:16:11.680 ...was...
00:16:12.680 ...ready to be...
00:16:14.680 ...promoted...
00:16:15.680 ...you can be promoted...
00:16:16.680 ...and...
00:16:21.680 ...let's...
00:16:22.680 ...see...
00:16:23.680 ...our...
00:16:24.680 ...companion there...
00:16:25.680 ...and here's our...
00:16:26.680 ...family...
00:16:33.680 ...I'm gonna look through the...
00:16:35.680 ...the...
00:16:36.680 ...different candidates here...
00:16:37.680 ...and you see if anyone can...
00:16:39.680 ...no...
00:16:40.680 ...no one really can...
00:16:42.680 ...there...
00:16:43.680 ...alright...
00:16:44.680 ...and these guys...
00:16:45.680 ...why aren't you doing anything...
00:16:53.680 ...misdirect...
00:16:54.680 ...again...
00:16:55.680 ...and see if we can...
00:16:56.680 ...level even more...
00:16:58.680 ...opportune...
00:16:59.680 ...failure...
00:17:00.680 ...hmm...
00:17:01.680 ...well...
00:17:03.680 ...father be praised...
00:17:05.680 ...it's gonna...
00:17:06.680 ...shut these guys... 0.94
00:17:07.680 ...down...
00:17:08.680 ...and...
00:17:12.680 ...gone...
00:17:13.680 ...they...
00:17:19.680 ...run quite far...
00:17:20.680 ...into the forests...
00:17:22.680 ...much like...
00:17:24.680 ...good old Spartacus...
00:17:25.680 ...who...
00:17:26.680 ...ravaged this land...
00:17:27.680 ...in our rebellion...
00:17:30.680 ...a few hundred years...
00:17:31.680 ...prior to the events...
00:17:32.680 ...of this time...
00:17:34.680 ...ah...
00:17:35.680 ...always nice to level...
00:17:36.680 ...what do we have...
00:17:37.680 ...in integrity...
00:17:39.680 ...want to go with...
00:17:40.680 ...conning...
00:17:41.680 ...to keep down...
00:17:42.680 ...the upkeep...
00:17:43.680 ...public order...
00:17:44.680 ...wonderful...
00:17:45.680 ...thank you very much...
00:17:46.680 ...for that...
00:17:49.680 ...they have garrisoned...
00:17:50.680 ...themselves there...
00:17:54.680 ...so...
00:17:55.680 ...what we're gonna do...
00:17:56.680 ...we're gonna take...
00:17:57.680 ...ravenna now...
00:17:58.680 ...boom...
00:17:59.680 ...boom...
00:18:01.680 ...boom...
00:18:02.680 ...we're gonna surround...
00:18:03.680 ...the other army... 1.00
00:18:04.680 ...and annihilate it... 0.86
00:18:06.680 ...then we have... 0.99
00:18:07.680 ...properly secured...
00:18:08.680 ...Italia...
00:18:12.680 ...opper you...
00:18:13.680 ...wonderful...
00:18:14.680 ...thank you very much...
00:18:15.680 ...for that...
00:18:17.680 ...boom...
00:18:18.680 ...repair you...
00:18:19.680 ...trade yetis...
00:18:20.680 ...yes...
00:18:21.680 ...and reservoir...
00:18:22.680 ...yes...
00:18:23.680 ...alright...
00:18:26.680 ...wonderful...
00:18:27.680 ...can't really do much more...
00:18:28.680 ...considering our...
00:18:31.680 ...economic...
00:18:33.680 ...position...
00:18:34.680 ...don't really have any more money...
00:18:39.680 ...but what we could do...
00:18:41.680 ...is simply go down...
00:18:44.680 ...and take this settlement...
00:18:45.680 ...for the tribe...
00:18:48.680 ...boom...
00:18:54.680 ...none will escape...
00:18:57.680 ...wonderful...
00:18:58.680 ...and now we can start a little...
00:18:59.680 ...expansion there as well...
00:19:02.680 ...I...
00:19:03.680 ...am...
00:19:04.680 ...wondering if we could just...
00:19:07.680 ...go in and take...
00:19:09.680 ...that...
00:19:11.680 ...settlement...
00:19:12.680 ...or if we perhaps need some more...
00:19:13.680 ...more units...
00:19:16.680 ...the public order is quite low though...
00:19:17.680 ...so I'm gonna stay there...
00:19:19.680 ...for another turn or so...
00:19:21.680 ...so...
00:19:22.680 ...so I don't expand too quickly...
00:19:24.680 ...and get too many rebellions...
00:19:26.680 ...and get...
00:19:27.680 ...beaten from within...
00:19:29.680 ...as it were...
00:19:34.680 ...and...
00:19:37.680 ...these guys might obviously be needed...
00:19:42.680 ...okay...
00:19:43.680 ...so here's the plan...
00:19:44.680 ...take one more turn...
00:19:45.680 ...recruit some more units in this army...
00:19:46.680 ...and then go down to...
00:19:47.680 ...to...
00:19:49.680 ...to...
00:19:50.680 ...Cartago...
00:19:51.680 ...and take that...
00:19:52.680 ...and turn...
00:19:53.680 ...ah...
00:19:54.680 ...okay...
00:19:55.680 ...nice...
00:19:56.680 ...nice...
00:19:57.680 ...you're a governor...
00:19:58.680 ...so...
00:19:59.680 ...which means...
00:20:00.680 ...construction cost...
00:20:01.680 ...minus...
00:20:04.680 ...public order...
00:20:05.680 ...can be really useful though...
00:20:07.680 ...so I'm gonna go with...
00:20:08.680 ...more authority there...
00:20:10.680 ...nice...
00:20:11.680 ...Athalric...
00:20:13.680 ...is also a governor...
00:20:16.680 ...wealth...
00:20:17.680 ...it's...
00:20:18.680 ...really good...
00:20:19.680 ...but...
00:20:20.680 ...um...
00:20:21.680 ...I'm gonna try to get this...
00:20:22.680 ...as soon as possible...
00:20:24.680 ...ah...
00:20:25.680 ...look at that...
00:20:26.680 ...wealth from immigration...
00:20:30.680 ...now...
00:20:36.680 ...alrighty then...
00:20:38.680 ...through...
00:20:40.680 ...friends...
00:20:41.680 ...would you look at that...
00:20:44.680 ...we have...
00:20:45.680 ...been attacked...
00:20:46.680 ...by the Romans...
00:20:50.680 ...and...
00:20:51.680 ...this might actually be a...
00:20:52.680 ...fun fight to take...
00:20:54.680 ...you see we are outnumbered there...
00:20:55.680 ...so we can't out-resolve it...
00:20:57.680 ...we are outnumbering them...
00:21:00.680 ...and we have...
00:21:01.680 ...a lot of solid units...
00:21:03.680 ...we have the cohorts... 0.97
00:21:05.680 ...which should slaughter their... 0.99
00:21:07.680 ...Western Auxilia Palatina...
00:21:09.680 ...they have a little garrison army...
00:21:10.680 ...but...
00:21:11.680 ...um...
00:21:12.680 ...yeah...
00:21:13.680 ...I don't suppose this...
00:21:14.680 ...they...
00:21:15.680 ...can threaten us in any way...
00:21:16.680 ...but...
00:21:17.680 ...we're gonna take it either way...
00:21:18.680 ...the balance of power showed us...
00:21:20.680 ...another thing completely...
00:21:21.680 ...so...
00:21:22.680 ...um...
00:21:23.680 ...might be fun to...
00:21:25.680 ...to see what...
00:21:26.680 ...what might happen in this...
00:21:27.680 ...this fight...
00:21:28.680 ...so what we are working with is...
00:21:31.680 ...four units of slingers...
00:21:33.680 ...and...
00:21:35.680 ...a lot of...
00:21:36.680 ...melee infantry...
00:21:37.680 ...and a lot of pikemen... 0.91
00:21:39.680 ...they don't really have...
00:21:42.680 ...anything to threaten us...
00:21:43.680 ...so I suppose...
00:21:44.680 ...this...
00:21:45.680 ...should be easy...
00:21:46.680 ...alright...
00:21:48.680 ...wonderful...
00:21:49.680 ...what...
00:21:52.680 ...can...
00:21:53.680 ...we do here...
00:21:54.680 ...we're gonna go with this...
00:21:56.680 ...formation...
00:21:57.680 ...except that...
00:21:59.680 ...you go there...
00:22:01.680 ...gothic pikemen...
00:22:04.680 ...go there...
00:22:05.680 ...and...
00:22:06.680 ...there...
00:22:08.680 ...and then we're gonna respond...
00:22:10.680 ...to what the...
00:22:11.680 ...enemy might...
00:22:12.680 ...do...
00:22:13.680 ...so we're gonna look at the...
00:22:14.680 ...army...
00:22:15.680 ...we haven't really had any...
00:22:16.680 ...any...
00:22:17.680 ...fights...
00:22:18.680 ...in this...
00:22:19.680 ...um...
00:22:20.680 ...in...
00:22:21.680 ...this...
00:22:22.680 ...um...
00:22:23.680 ...series...
00:22:24.680 ...this campaign...
00:22:25.680 ...this...
00:22:26.680 ...is a worthy...
00:22:27.680 ...enemy...
00:22:28.680 ...lads...
00:22:29.680 ...today...
00:22:30.680 ...we will...
00:22:31.680 ...bathed in glory...
00:22:33.680 ...bathed in glory...
00:22:34.680 ...wah...
00:22:35.680 ...love it...
00:22:39.680 ...ah...
00:22:40.680 ...look at this...
00:22:41.680 ...these are our...
00:22:42.680 ...Gothic...
00:22:43.680 ...Roman...
00:22:44.680 ...Gothic Romans...
00:22:45.680 ...wah...
00:22:46.680 ...love it...
00:22:47.680 ...alright...
00:22:48.680 ...speed up the gameplay a bit...
00:22:49.680 ...I'm...
00:22:50.680 ...I'm gonna edit...
00:22:51.680 ...now...
00:22:52.680 ...until the enemy appears...
00:22:53.680 ...I...
00:22:54.680 ...I speeded...
00:22:55.680 ...the gameplay up...
00:22:56.680 ...and I...
00:22:57.680 ...was actually taken...
00:22:59.680 ...uh...
00:23:00.680 ...by surprise there...
00:23:01.680 ...because they came out...
00:23:02.680 ...of the fog...
00:23:03.680 ...out of nowhere...
00:23:04.680 ...so...
00:23:05.680 ...uh...
00:23:06.680 ...so...
00:23:07.680 ...they got one of our...
00:23:08.680 ...um...
00:23:09.680 ...slingery units there...
00:23:13.680 ...which...
00:23:14.680 ...was...
00:23:15.680 ...uh...
00:23:16.680 ...rather silly of me...
00:23:17.680 ...I suppose...
00:23:18.680 ...I'm gonna withdraw these guys...
00:23:20.680 ...so that they don't...
00:23:21.680 ...die...
00:23:25.680 ...and we're gonna... 0.93
00:23:26.680 ...try to keep the...
00:23:27.680 ...messenary...
00:23:28.680 ...Germanic...
00:23:30.680 ...planted bowmen...
00:23:31.680 ...away from us...
00:23:32.680 ...
00:23:40.680 ...Warriors of Christ...
00:23:42.680 ...and the battle plan is...
00:23:57.680 ...trying to get the round with...
00:24:02.680 ...as much as we got...
00:24:03.680 ...ah...
00:24:05.680 ...look at that...
00:24:06.680 ...our...
00:24:07.680 ...our...
00:24:08.680 ...fightmen got severely...
00:24:09.680 ...owned there...
00:24:10.680 ...alas...
00:24:11.680 ...our...
00:24:12.680 ...course will take the...
00:24:13.680 ...the...
00:24:14.680 ...revenge...
00:24:15.680 ...there...
00:24:16.680 ...and...
00:24:17.680 ...as usually if I'm not...
00:24:18.680 ...that...
00:24:19.680 ...talkative...
00:24:20.680 ...it's simply because I'm trying to...
00:24:23.680 ...to...
00:24:24.680 ...to...
00:24:25.680 ...win the battle...
00:24:26.680 ...I'm always a bit hesitant to...
00:24:33.680 ...commit the general...
00:24:35.680 ...because...
00:24:41.680 ...I don't want him to die...
00:24:43.680 ...however...
00:24:45.680 ...their general is...
00:24:47.680 ...a different matter...
00:24:49.680 ...the men are broken and are fleeing...
00:24:55.680 ...alright...
00:24:56.680 ...the men are broken and are fleeing...
00:24:58.680 ...God...
00:24:59.680 ...our...
00:25:00.680 ...our...
00:25:01.680 ...our units get...
00:25:02.680 ...get...
00:25:03.680 ...get...
00:25:04.680 ...get owned there...
00:25:06.680 ...warriors...
00:25:07.680 ...ready...
00:25:08.680 ...to...
00:25:09.680 ...to... 1.00
00:25:10.680 ...we'll kill them all... 1.00
00:25:13.680 ...and I've positioned these guys... 1.00
00:25:16.680 ...quite favorably...
00:25:17.680 ...to take out their general...
00:25:18.680 ...if you can do...
00:25:20.680 ...such a glorious...
00:25:22.680 ...thing...
00:25:23.680 ...should have put these in...
00:25:28.680 ...in...
00:25:29.680 ...testudo mode...
00:25:31.680 ...and I don't want you in close combat...
00:25:34.680 ...obviously...
00:25:35.680 ...I want you to stand...
00:25:40.680 ...there...
00:25:43.680 ...warriors of Christ...
00:25:46.680 ...allright then...
00:25:52.680 ...we have broken their...
00:25:53.680 ...general...
00:25:54.680 ...how quaint...
00:25:55.680 ...the men are broken...
00:25:56.680 ...and running for their lives...
00:25:57.680 ...for the savior...
00:26:02.680 ...for the savior...
00:26:04.680 ...allright cohorts...
00:26:10.680 ...can we get...
00:26:11.680 ...ah...
00:26:12.680 ...s...
00:26:13.680 ...okay...
00:26:14.680 ...they have...
00:26:15.680 ...they have another...
00:26:16.680 ...general there...
00:26:17.680 ...how quaint...
00:26:19.680 ...repares their heart...
00:26:21.680 ...the enemy refuses...
00:26:22.680 ...to admit defeat...
00:26:23.680 ...their unit has rallied...
00:26:24.680 ...that's a double...
00:26:27.680 ...double time...
00:26:29.680 ...every missile is ready...
00:26:31.680 ...glory to Makedon...
00:26:32.680 ...alright...
00:26:42.680 ...nice...
00:26:43.680 ...these guys have rallied...
00:26:44.680 ...and get in there...
00:26:45.680 ...proud men of the north...
00:26:50.680 ...the men flee the field of battle...
00:26:54.680 ...and get in there...
00:26:56.680 ...shameful display...
00:26:57.680 ...proud men of the north...
00:26:59.680 ...he's trying to get...
00:27:04.680 ...as many rear charges...
00:27:05.680 ...as possible...
00:27:06.680 ...okay...
00:27:08.680 ...they have some...
00:27:09.680 ...sagitarii there...
00:27:10.680 ...how...
00:27:13.680 ...how quaint...
00:27:14.680 ...this...
00:27:15.680 ...this battle was more even...
00:27:16.680 ...than I thought...
00:27:17.680 ...I did not...
00:27:18.680 ...anticipate this...
00:27:19.680 ...at all...
00:27:21.680 ...okay...
00:27:22.680 ...quickly now...
00:27:23.680 ...get behind them...
00:27:24.680 ...and...
00:27:25.680 ...they're out of ammo...
00:27:26.680 ...how...
00:27:27.680 ...how...
00:27:28.680 ...unglorious...
00:27:29.680 ...how inglorious...
00:27:30.680 ...I mean...
00:27:35.680 ...speaking of which... 1.00
00:27:36.680 ...inglorious bastards... 1.00
00:27:37.680 ...really... 1.00
00:27:38.680 ...really...
00:27:39.680 ...horrible movie...
00:27:40.680 ...actually...
00:27:41.680 ...I watched like...
00:27:42.680 ...20 minutes of it...
00:27:43.680 ...before I...
00:27:44.680 ...turned it off...
00:27:45.680 ...because it was...
00:27:47.680 ...so obvious...
00:27:48.680 ...like the...
00:27:49.680 ...the Germans...
00:27:50.680 ...with the bad guys...
00:27:51.680 ...as usual...
00:27:52.680 ...like in every...
00:27:53.680 ...American...
00:27:54.680 ...film...
00:27:57.680 ...regarding the...
00:27:58.680 ...Second World War...
00:28:03.680 ...really...
00:28:04.680 ...really don't...
00:28:06.680 ...like those...
00:28:07.680 ...kind of...
00:28:08.680 ...un...
00:28:09.680 ...unuanced...
00:28:10.680 ...films...
00:28:11.680 ...really...
00:28:12.680 ...uninteresting...
00:28:14.680 ...when it's so...
00:28:15.680 ...so black and white...
00:28:16.680 ...the black and white...
00:28:27.680 ...godic...
00:28:28.680 ...pike man... 0.83
00:28:32.680 ...kay...
00:28:33.680 ...let's...
00:28:34.680 ...get out of...
00:28:35.680 ...those boys...
00:28:36.680 ...and we're gonna...
00:28:37.680 ...try to save our...
00:28:39.680 ...might be too late...
00:28:40.680 ...to save our...
00:28:41.680 ...pike men there... 0.90
00:28:42.680 ...and our general...
00:28:43.680 ...is out on...
00:28:44.680 ...very...
00:28:45.680 ...thin...
00:28:46.680 ...ice...
00:28:47.680 ...there I am...
00:28:48.680 ... afraid...
00:28:49.680 ...is out on...
00:28:50.680 ...is out on...
00:28:55.680 ...alright...
00:28:56.680 ...cool...
00:28:57.680 ...blood and battle...
00:28:58.680 ...blood and battle...
00:29:06.680 ...stand firm...
00:29:07.680 ...proud men of the north...
00:29:16.680 ...yes...
00:29:17.680 ...you...
00:29:18.680 ...station yourself...
00:29:19.680 ...there...
00:29:20.680 ...no...
00:29:21.680 ...don't break... 1.00
00:29:22.680 ...damn you... 1.00
00:29:23.680 ...do not break... 1.00
00:29:24.680 ...at all...
00:29:27.680 ...for glory...
00:29:34.680 ...I...
00:29:35.680 ...lovely war shouts...
00:29:36.680 ...love it...
00:29:40.680 ...kay...
00:29:41.680 ...let's see our...
00:29:42.680 ...general pairs...
00:29:44.680 ...
00:29:46.680 ...okay...
00:29:47.680 ...cool...
00:29:48.680 ...they've broken there...
00:29:49.680 ...let's look at the action...
00:29:50.680 ...for a second...
00:29:51.680 ...I...
00:29:52.680 ...always...
00:29:53.680 ...neglect to do that...
00:29:54.680 ...ah...
00:29:55.680 ...there he is...
00:29:56.680 ...brave...
00:29:57.680 ...general...
00:30:00.680 ...ah...
00:30:01.680 ...look at that...
00:30:02.680 ...wow...
00:30:03.680 ...mirin...
00:30:04.680 ...gloriousness...
00:30:05.680 ...okay...
00:30:06.680 ...really tight battle...
00:30:07.680 ...which is why I don't want to stay too...
00:30:10.680 ...for too long in the...
00:30:12.680 ...in the cinematic mode as it were...
00:30:14.680 ...in the cinematic mode as it were...
00:30:16.680 ...do not run... 1.00
00:30:36.680 ...you bleeding cowards... 1.00
00:30:38.680 ...ah... 1.00
00:30:42.680 ...god... 1.00
00:30:43.680 ...fucking traitors... 1.00
00:30:45.680 ...yes... 1.00
00:30:49.680 ...turn around, turn around, turn around...
00:30:50.680 ...ah...
00:30:51.680 ...get those spikes down, man...
00:30:52.680 ...ah...
00:30:53.680 ...ah...
00:30:54.680 ...
00:30:58.680 ...why are you running?
00:31:03.680 ...our general is still...
00:31:04.680 ...alive and well...
00:31:13.680 ...this was a bloody battle indeed...
00:31:16.680 ...a very bloody battle...
00:31:17.680 ...eh...
00:31:18.680 ...which is...
00:31:19.680 ...which is fun...
00:31:20.680 ...I like it...
00:31:24.680 ...tried to get around with...
00:31:26.680 ...this unit...
00:31:33.680 ...fl hak-
00:31:47.180 ...boone, get out on boys...
00:31:52.680 ...
00:31:56.480 ...yes...
00:31:56.680 ...come on in...
00:31:57.920 ... 1.00
00:32:02.620 Ah, come on then, get into the testudo, damn you. 1.00
00:32:08.980 Fuck. 1.00
00:32:15.240 Ah, wonderful. 1.00
00:32:17.860 Some more of you.
00:32:20.240 Quickly now, we've got to save the general.
00:32:29.900 Ah, a very tight battle indeed.
00:32:32.620 Very tight battle.
00:32:33.860 Okay, cool.
00:32:34.800 Let's finish these guys off now. 1.00
00:32:44.860 Death and glory. 0.61
00:32:53.480 Now, the worst thing that could happen is if our general dies, or if any of these units break.
00:32:59.220 Oh, come on now. 0.98
00:33:02.880 Click quickly now.
00:33:08.780 Hurry up, men. 0.70
00:33:12.280 Ah, come on now. 0.77
00:33:19.180 Yes.
00:33:19.620 And the last one's there.
00:33:24.520 Come on now.
00:33:25.900 Yes.
00:33:30.080 Wonderful.
00:33:30.880 I'm just going to round these guys up.
00:33:32.440 So we can take more as, um, not prisoners, but take on warriors.
00:33:40.000 All righty then.
00:33:48.160 Wonderful.
00:33:49.280 Wonderful.
00:33:49.940 And battle.
00:33:50.680 Pyrrhic victory.
00:33:51.540 Yes, indeed.
00:33:52.420 It was quite, quite Pyrrhic actually.
00:33:56.980 But it was, um, it was enough for a victory.
00:34:00.460 And now we can take on warriors and, um, hopefully take the settlement.
00:34:04.920 If God in heaven will sit.
00:34:18.840 9% unit replenishment.
00:34:21.620 Ah, look at that.
00:34:27.100 They, they moved in, uh, directly in the settlement.
00:34:30.820 Did not know that they, uh, that they actually did.
00:34:34.060 Did such a thing.
00:34:37.860 All right.
00:34:38.480 Cool.
00:34:38.860 I think that, uh, that was a worthy battle to, um, to conclude this glorious episode.
00:34:47.940 And obviously I'm aware that I could have, probably have managed that battle a bit better, I suppose.
00:34:57.640 But, um, yeah, it's, it's easy to be wise in retrospect.
00:35:05.220 Just going to look through what the plan is.
00:35:10.960 Oh, look at that resource gained.
00:35:12.800 Nice.
00:35:13.360 And, uh, just before I end this episode, we're just gonna repair all of these things.
00:35:26.660 Okay, cool.
00:35:27.700 So, um, we've made some, some land gains.
00:35:34.980 God, I want to take the, that settlement the last thing I do.
00:35:39.660 But I'm gonna save that, uh, for the next episode.
00:35:43.100 So, what we have done today is taken three big settlements.
00:35:48.140 Mediolanum, Ravenna, and Acquea Sextiae.
00:35:54.380 Not sure how you pronounce that, um, at all.
00:35:59.620 And we've loaded up with an army here, which will take Carthago next turn.
00:36:04.020 So, uh, I will pick up here in the next episode.
00:36:09.740 And as always, thank you very much for watching.
00:36:13.560 And who am I?
00:36:15.320 I'm the proud champion of the savior.
00:36:18.040 XOXO.
00:36:19.080 Boom.