The Golden One - May 29, 2015


Total War: Battle of Adrianople 378


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The Battle of Adrianople is a battle between the Roman Empire and the invading Goths. After facing many hardships under dishonest Roman rule, the Goths felt that they had no choice but to revolt. Two years later, Emperor Valens marched towards Adrianople in an attempt to subdue them.

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00:00:00.000 Greetings proud men of the north and welcome back to the historical battle section of Attila
00:00:16.740 and today we're gonna embrace our barbarian mode that's why I'm having my beard still
00:00:22.680 and we're gonna go with the glorious battle of Adrianople and when I shave which I will do in 0.92
00:00:33.040 maybe a week or two by god I will miss the beard though I will miss the beard indeed I am I like
00:00:38.560 it but for the summer I need a close nice close shave but either way I thought to game a bit as
00:00:48.660 our illustrious barbarian forefathers the Visigoths in this episode and then when I shaved I can be
00:00:55.900 a Roman legionnaire again but then as I said like during the autumn the beard will be back
00:01:02.060 with all that said let's get into the battle in AD 376 the Goths settled within the empire
00:01:11.520 on the approval of the eastern emperor Valens after facing many hardships under dishonest Roman rule
00:01:17.820 the Goths felt that they had no choice but revolt two years later Emperor Valens marched towards
00:01:24.600 Adrianople in an attempt to subdue them okay a lot can be said about this very interesting story
00:01:33.580 overall I'd say we're gonna go with hard difficulty which is my standard in in these battles
00:01:41.820 um and as you can see they are outnumbering us uh initially at least
00:01:53.200 and yeah as I said a lot can be said about this uh this story in particular that the Visigoths and
00:02:02.880 the Goths are being pushed away by the Huns from their initial territories in the in the east and
00:02:11.660 then also due to climate change let's not forget the climate change force them to migrate south to
00:02:20.160 be able to sustain themselves the emperor Valens is personally leading a Roman army towards
00:02:26.160 Adrianople in an effort to crush the Goths outnumbered the Goths are encamped on top of a hill despite
00:02:34.320 marching all day the Romans have numerical superiority and move to attack yet unknown to the Romans the
00:02:42.480 gothic cavalry is not far away our true friends are coming to the rescue in all actuality the Goths must
00:02:49.600 hold out against the Roman attack until their mounted reinforcements arrive all right so the objective is 0.56
00:02:56.080 quite clear raise a cheer soldiers raise a cheer himself comes to claim victory against us so
00:03:04.400 prepare a welcome for him and his men what is going on right here right now is the Roman attack has
00:03:11.520 been sent to our cavalry forces they will surely return to the battlefield soon we must hold out until then
00:03:21.840 what the crack is in all actuality true friends is the following i'm gonna hold this hilltop until
00:03:29.440 the Romans i mean until our gothic allies are coming our cavalry force are coming to the rescue 0.99
00:03:40.480 so i'm just gonna play it very defensively try to hold on to our little a little camp here and
00:03:49.440 the Romans are advancing slowly let's look at a general
00:03:52.960 there you see that's what he is uh love it love it okay so we have um some pikemen here going to defend 1.00
00:04:12.240 these little um skirmishes and i'm gonna put them in skirmish mode as well i mean um lose
00:04:22.880 spacing mode of course is is what i'll do so that they are less vulnerable to to missiles
00:04:38.800 and you see there is their general which is obviously our target i have um
00:04:43.360 deadly missiles ready i am in no um no need to stress this battle they the longer i can hold out
00:04:52.080 the better so i will just um keep it keep it cool i'm gonna hide this you see the little tree symbol
00:05:00.000 there is that they're hidden so i'm gonna hide them there
00:05:09.920 so um let us just try to hold this little hilltop we can have a look at the battlefield as we are also
00:05:20.240 and the skirmishing has begun
00:05:22.640 germanic pikeman highly glorious in right there and obviously as we saw our general
00:05:41.360 and we have broken them so we can switch the the focus of the arrows slingshots to uh
00:06:02.640 okay i'm not i'm not gonna advance very much
00:06:06.080 keeping my eye out for these scout equities so they don't um get around us in any
00:06:17.120 mischievous way and i actually thought about making a let's play campaign with either the visigoths or
00:06:25.520 the ostrogoths just um just get that initial episode where i can talk a bit about the the story of the
00:06:33.120 gothic people gothic people etc and obviously it would be
00:06:39.200 yes you know fun for me to play but i i suppose it's better that they do
00:06:43.840 this um this one-off videos instead and
00:06:50.240 our hidden units have been discovered
00:06:56.240 where i come on and are they actually going in there
00:06:59.280 oh yes come on come on oh look at that sickening that's glorious 0.99
00:07:16.400 oh fuck and i got distracted by by being killed that's why i am lost my focus there 0.99
00:07:29.280 uh yeah because uh i realize that most people don't 0.99
00:07:37.280 it's better if i stick to one campaign which obviously will be the
00:07:41.920 the western roman empire
00:07:46.480 which will be released soon enough but i want to wait until i shave
00:07:52.720 then then i become a romanized barbarian i'm still a barbarian at heart though
00:08:11.200 okay
00:08:18.800 get out of them boys
00:08:27.360 and i want to keep the general as far away from this huge horde of uh of enemies as possible
00:08:35.360 and i'm gonna retreat with you
00:08:43.120 and
00:08:46.560 okay so our general is out on
00:08:50.400 and why aren't they breaking though 0.99
00:08:54.240 fuck 0.99
00:08:56.720 i'll try to get them to break here 1.00
00:08:58.160 and you see the enemy is going for our general
00:09:08.160 i'm gonna try to run away with him and not run away as in as in flee but
00:09:14.320 tactical withdrawal
00:09:21.280 i'm gonna hide you up there
00:09:22.880 here
00:09:27.920 berserk mode
00:09:29.840 come on get out of boys 0.87
00:09:33.040 and here we have the the story of the day
00:09:35.760 clothing barbarians against 0.91
00:09:38.960 romans
00:09:39.520 warband
00:09:48.800 okay there is the general
00:09:51.680 cavalry guard okay they
00:09:54.160 that is a heavy
00:09:56.640 heavy unit indeed no question about that at all
00:10:03.280 i'm gonna engage you
00:10:05.920 and advance with you and now
00:10:09.520 and where is our cavalry
00:10:17.520 god
00:10:20.000 all right let's uh let's defeat those commit attempt this spears
00:10:25.600 and here we are
00:10:28.240 boom it's a bloody battle indeed true friends
00:10:30.960 don't really see much but
00:10:39.760 due to the little forest
00:10:44.000 all right then
00:10:45.120 all right cool they've uh broken these guys
00:10:57.440 and this always hurts when you turn it back towards the enemy
00:11:01.440 always 1.00
00:11:03.840 a blasphemous thing i'm gonna surround these guys and kill them 1.00
00:11:07.840 for their insolent 1.00
00:11:11.920 they are but dogs and i am the master
00:11:14.880 that's that's exactly what i want to say to them
00:11:22.320 okay
00:11:25.360 no father oh look at that yes
00:11:37.360 all right where were we yes we were gonna admire the rear charge of our general
00:11:44.880 uh
00:11:46.480 ah great they are um
00:11:49.120 they are breaking off right there
00:11:53.200 and now let's engage these guys
00:11:55.520 and this warband is not
00:12:07.840 okay where
00:12:10.560 good they are quite close
00:12:12.720 already see if we can
00:12:17.680 utilize some of them to at least
00:12:19.440 divert the forces and then i want to get in the mix
00:12:24.160 right there in all actuality
00:12:27.440 is what i want to do
00:12:30.640 tration warriors
00:12:34.480 and now
00:12:39.760 nobles where will you stand stand there perhaps
00:12:49.760 i don't want to engage this force
00:12:53.600 at all
00:12:55.360 actually
00:12:58.480 i just want to get behind in the main battle
00:13:01.600 now then
00:13:03.680 come on get out of 1.00
00:13:04.640 bastards how dare they mistreat us like this 1.00
00:13:07.680 co-horse 1.00
00:13:13.280 oh okay
00:13:21.280 already then quickly now
00:13:24.560 don't have the time to not
00:13:27.520 advance quickly
00:13:28.400 i need to get around
00:13:35.200 oh god you were not supposed to be standing there 0.99
00:13:38.480 how silly of them how silly indeed 0.99
00:13:51.040 try to break those guys okay cool 0.99
00:13:54.080 now then
00:14:01.280 and there is the general
00:14:03.680 hello general how are we today
00:14:09.200 he's the only medium
00:14:11.200 cavalry how uh 0.99
00:14:13.360 how silly of him to be so so weak 0.94
00:14:17.040 and no i don't want to be captured here on the 0.97
00:14:20.960 i'm just going to try to run away with you
00:14:24.080 okay i i must try to get their general
00:14:52.640 i think that's the only hope we have
00:14:56.000 right now at least
00:15:03.120 all right come on then last last attempt to victory in this blasphemous battle
00:15:09.680 and there is the general come on then 38
00:15:14.560 oh the general is broken
00:15:22.640 come on then hurry up
00:15:29.040 hurry up you proud sons of the old father
00:15:33.680 need to get in the battle
00:15:37.360 and have their
00:15:38.000 the enemy general
00:15:40.080 yes
00:15:43.360 wonderful absolutely brilliant now
00:15:47.040 we might stand the chance i don't
00:15:51.760 don't really want to say anything yet because they are uh still outnumbering us
00:15:56.960 if we look at the statistics
00:15:58.400 okay they still have a lot almost double our um
00:16:06.160 our forces so um
00:16:12.720 i don't
00:16:15.360 i don't suppose that we will win either way because our general has fled the
00:16:20.800 the bleeding coward but uh we'll we'll try to to win this either way to your friends
00:16:28.320 because this is life or death for the gothic people 1.00
00:16:33.440 and why aren't you running away oh no oh fuck what 1.00
00:16:46.400 oh i'm so fucking stupid what did i do 1.00
00:16:50.640 toggle mount no on them 0.99
00:16:52.880 but i am
00:16:57.280 i messed up there
00:17:11.840 and you get in the mix get in the battle proud sons this uh
00:17:19.280 it's one of the most uh one of the most tight battles i've ever fought actually
00:17:40.720 which means that we'll have to be extra careful with what we do
00:17:49.280 and if i'm not that talkative it's because i'm
00:17:58.560 trying to
00:18:00.640 desperately trying to win this battle
00:18:11.040 now glory to the old father 0.98
00:18:19.600 come on and crush them then for god's sake 0.99
00:18:22.800 and we have 0.99
00:18:24.240 ah protector out this domestic left so um
00:18:29.520 we don't really have anything to
00:18:36.480 this is all we got
00:18:38.720 god what i would have given for another unit of anything really
00:18:49.280 but we have the
00:18:50.880 oh don't run then god we're almost winning this and they and they run
00:19:08.080 and look at this battle
00:19:19.200 look at this battle true friends this is
00:19:28.800 this is one bloody battle right there
00:19:32.880 and coming in the rear there should do the
00:19:40.000 get the job done i hope uh without losing too many of our own
00:19:44.880 but uh
00:19:49.120 these guys will probably
00:19:52.880 be too much to um
00:19:54.800 um
00:19:56.800 to deal with in all actuality
00:20:01.520 because we have medium melee cavalry
00:20:08.320 and they are
00:20:10.240 very light
00:20:12.240 very light okay
00:20:13.760 um
00:20:28.960 let's uh
00:20:30.800 let's try to get a cool uh cool charger let's admire the enemy
00:20:36.240 they are not to be trifled with
00:20:37.680 that diamond
00:20:49.760 all right then true friends
00:20:56.560 hope they don't
00:21:00.400 okay they uh they managed to turn around
00:21:07.680 yes come on
00:21:13.200 oh
00:21:15.520 this uh
00:21:16.800 oh god no
00:21:28.400 wonderful
00:21:30.080 absolutely wonderful
00:21:32.640 thank you for that based cavalry
00:21:34.160 victory will soon be yours
00:21:36.480 oh and battle okay if i wasn't that talkative during the end of the battle i just
00:21:41.280 i really wanted to uh to win this so let's look a bit at the battle statistics at least
00:21:48.640 did we have 177
00:21:51.760 uh 232 okay so it was our cavalry who did look at that 171 oh that 284
00:22:00.160 uh okay cool so um don't know how much you learned about history in this particular episode
00:22:07.040 but you can talk a bit about um
00:22:11.840 about the um
00:22:15.040 the relation between the gothic people and the uh the romans i will probably talk a bit about this if
00:22:22.720 i start a gothic campaign but if you look at the obviously the goths are from uh it's a germanic
00:22:29.120 tribe from scandinavia hence the name gothic uh they wandered down from from my beloved sweden and
00:22:35.760 scandinavia down here and you know raided the roman empire and settled them along the fertile coasts
00:22:45.200 of the black sea but then the climate change came and the hunts came so they couldn't really stay
00:22:51.680 here which is why they pushed on down to into the roman empire and obviously as with any
00:22:59.680 you know when when two different peoples are in the same region conflict will arise as we saw here
00:23:05.520 so yeah that's what's the little history lesson i hope you have enjoyed the video
00:23:09.440 um and uh yeah it was really nice to win that battle because it was really a really tight one
00:23:17.600 um so yeah and who am i i'm the proud son of the old father xx so