The Golden One - November 27, 2019


Vlad Dracula Part 3 - The Breath of the Dragon. Age of Empires 2 Definitive Edition


Episode Stats

Length

16 minutes

Words per Minute

102.92561

Word Count

1,718

Sentence Count

324

Hate Speech Sentences

11


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Greetings my esteemed Laddingtons. Welcome back to Valachia and our ongoing campaign with the heroic and glorious Vlad Dracula.
00:00:13.000 So without further ado, we will get into episode number 3, The Breath of the Dragon.
00:00:21.000 The punishment for all offenses was death, for Dracula needed to make an example of criminals.
00:00:32.000 Under his strong rule, trade was reopened and the economy blossomed. Proud of his achievement, Dracula placed a golden cup in the central square of Terminista.
00:00:47.000 Dove was never once touched throughout. I was shocked. The share of the stake was surely enough to prevent crime, but to rule Valachia while simultaneously evading the plots of the boyars was no small feat.
00:01:09.000 Dracula invited all of the boyars to a feast and asked them how many rulers they had seen perish due to treachery. None had seen fewer than seven reigns while some had even seen thirty.
00:01:24.000 Furious, Dracula arrested them all and marched them here to perform a ruin of culinary castle.
00:01:33.000 For months, they labored to rebuild the castle, toiling even after their clothes fell off. Those who survived them were slain.
00:01:43.000 Finally, Dracula had eradicated the fickle, godnaivic boyars. He replaced them with loyal followers, be the knights or common peasants.
00:01:57.000 Strong again, the dragon was ready to breathe a flame that would engulf his enemies, the Turks.
00:02:04.000 Alright, so another highly motivating and epic introduction. That is what I like. A strong ruler who sees criminality sharply reduced and trade blossoming.
00:02:25.000 So, yeah, a good man Dracula. Some say he might have been a bit brutal, but you know, those were brutal times.
00:02:34.000 So, perhaps if some modern man sees him and says, oh, he was so brutal and mean to everyone.
00:02:41.000 Well, he needed to be mean and brutal because he wanted his people to prosper.
00:02:47.000 So, yes, a true hero, Vlad Dracula. Anyway, our main objectives. As usual, Vlad Dracula must survive.
00:02:57.000 And we must conquer Giorgio by destroying its castle and all towers. Then I will read the hints here.
00:03:04.000 Dracula now rules Wallachia. And we're playing as the Slavs. Very good indeed. Slav Strunk.
00:03:18.000 My lord, I have scouted the fortress of Giorgio, but it is well defended. We will need siege weapons to take it.
00:03:27.000 Alright, and I am still, even though we're on our third episode, I'm still amazed at the graphics.
00:03:35.000 Especially since I grew up playing this game and just seeing this, yeah, makes my...
00:03:42.000 It warms the heart. Look at this, also. He has impaled someone there.
00:03:49.000 Perhaps a sort of criminal. Perhaps someone who wasn't loyal to his reign.
00:03:56.000 So, yes, as I said, we are playing as the Slavs this time.
00:04:06.000 I have an analysis. I think somewhere in Eastern Europe they have commenced a ritual.
00:04:16.000 So they stole a lot of testosterone from Western European men.
00:04:23.000 I can't back this up, of course, but...
00:04:26.000 It wouldn't surprise me if there was some sort of magic that allowed Slavic men, Eastern European men, to be a bit more masculine, on average, this day and age.
00:04:40.000 Well, usually I like to say that that is how Western European men, or perhaps Swedish men, used to be back in the day.
00:04:53.000 So, a few generations back, Swedes, of course, used to be very manly, and took great pride in masculine endeavors.
00:05:09.000 Especially military endeavors. Sweden had a strong army and military for a long time, and all men had to do the mandatory service.
00:05:19.000 I am very fortunate in the fact that I got to do my mandatory 11 months.
00:05:27.000 But, anyway, that is why I am making videos. I am trying to reintroduce some thumos and some testosterone to the West.
00:05:37.000 Everyone is here to liberate us from the Turks!
00:05:40.000 Yes, we are indeed. We must liberate this fine townsfolk of Wallachia.
00:05:48.000 So there we have a castle from the Ottoman army.
00:05:55.000 And I suppose maybe they will ride out with something. We are just going to stay behind here and protect it at all costs.
00:06:07.000 So, anyway, I thought to mention something.
00:06:10.000 That, if you are interested in history, you are a lucky man.
00:06:16.000 Because there are so many cool and epic stories.
00:06:19.000 So many fascinating adventures that you can read up on.
00:06:25.000 So I played a bit also on the Kumans campaign here in Age of Empires 2.
00:06:31.000 And I was somewhat familiar with the Kumans because I watched Kings and Generals channel here on YouTube.
00:06:40.000 And just being able to play a game such as Age of Empires here and get that story, it's a luxury.
00:06:50.000 And of course, since we have the internet and books for that matter, you can just go to a library and borrow some books if you are interested in history.
00:07:04.000 So much to read up on. And as they say, sometimes reality or history is stranger than fiction.
00:07:16.000 That's also something I think George Martin said when people complained that Game of Thrones was too brutal.
00:07:24.000 He said, if you want some brutality, just read history.
00:07:30.000 And yeah, he had a point.
00:07:32.000 There's a lot of brutal happenings in world history too.
00:07:36.000 Especially if we are talking about the Kumans who got in the way of Genghis Khan and the Mongols.
00:07:42.000 They were excruciatingly brutal.
00:07:46.000 And I'm using excruciating here in its correct sense for once.
00:07:51.000 Usually I misuse the word excruciating.
00:07:57.000 I say something is excruciatingly epic, for example.
00:08:00.000 It's not really how you're supposed to use the term.
00:08:03.000 You're supposed to use it as in something is excruciatingly painful.
00:08:08.000 And I suppose it could work if I say Genghis Khan was excruciatingly brutal.
00:08:14.000 But yeah, he was good at conquering.
00:08:18.000 And for that he has our respect.
00:08:20.000 Even though we, as Europeans, were on the receiving end of his brutality.
00:08:34.000 Alright, we have liberated this fine place.
00:08:37.000 So there we have... Aha! Right!
00:08:41.000 Still have some Turkish soldiers here that we need to kill off.
00:08:49.000 And the cannons can stop shooting.
00:08:53.000 Ottoman arm is defeated.
00:08:55.000 Now what I like to do is just get the heavy plow upgrade and then toggle automatic farming.
00:09:05.000 Then you can build the castle and then I will upgrade handcart.
00:09:11.000 So they work a bit better.
00:09:15.000 They're 10% faster and carry 50% more.
00:09:17.000 So that is a good investment.
00:09:21.000 And...
00:09:23.000 Let's see. Yes, I have some idle villagers.
00:09:25.000 And what do we do now?
00:09:27.000 Simply build up my base here.
00:09:29.000 So I will just utilize a little edit and then...
00:09:33.000 Yeah, I will get back to...
00:09:35.000 Alright, so I did something un-gamer like.
00:09:41.000 I restarted on standard difficulty instead of moderate because I continued playing as I left off.
00:09:51.000 But I quickly noticed it was going to be a grind of the ages.
00:09:55.000 It was probably going to take quite some time to play it through on moderate.
00:10:01.000 So I simply...
00:10:03.000 Yeah, I started anew on standard to speed things up a bit.
00:10:11.000 So now I have reduced the green enemy here to...
00:10:17.000 Yeah, defeated them.
00:10:19.000 And now I will invade these guys down here.
00:10:23.000 The Magyars.
00:10:25.000 So that is what is up.
00:10:27.000 And I will also go down here across the bridge to drive off the Turks from this fine land.
00:10:34.000 So I will update again after I have done so.
00:10:40.000 Considering it's quite a bit of things to show otherwise.
00:10:45.000 And it might be an excessively long episode.
00:10:49.000 So yeah.
00:10:51.000 Okay, so what has happened?
00:10:54.000 Yes, the Ottomans got destroyed here.
00:10:57.000 Most satisfactory.
00:10:59.000 Then we also destroyed Orsova here.
00:11:02.000 So now we have two little cities left.
00:11:05.000 Which is this place.
00:11:08.000 Bulgarians, Rahova.
00:11:11.000 And then we also have Novozelo.
00:11:15.000 Which is located somewhere else.
00:11:19.000 I don't know quite where.
00:11:21.000 But I suppose we will find out in just a bit.
00:11:26.000 I'm transporting our soldiers from across the river here.
00:11:30.000 And these Laddingtons, I suppose they will try to explore and find where Novozelo might be.
00:11:41.000 So yes.
00:11:42.000 I can understand if this mission was quite hopeless playing on Hard or Moderate.
00:11:53.000 Usually I play the historical battles on Hard.
00:11:57.000 And I've played the previous episodes in this on Moderate.
00:12:01.000 But yeah.
00:12:02.000 It was quite the challenge to be sure.
00:12:11.000 So yeah.
00:12:12.000 That being said.
00:12:13.000 I just wanted to get to the end sequence.
00:12:17.000 To the epic end of mission story time.
00:12:26.000 I suppose.
00:12:27.000 Not quite sure what to call it.
00:12:28.000 But something like that.
00:12:31.000 I like that.
00:12:32.000 If you spare us, we will give you all that we have.
00:12:35.000 Alright.
00:12:36.000 I will spare you, Rahova.
00:12:40.000 Now we just need to find where Novozelo is.
00:12:45.000 It might be here.
00:12:46.000 Probably is.
00:12:47.000 Because we have the docks.
00:12:49.000 Created some fire ships here to take the river.
00:12:52.000 So anyway.
00:12:57.000 Generally speaking.
00:12:58.000 Of learning history.
00:13:03.000 I've said it before.
00:13:04.000 I'll say it again.
00:13:05.000 I will not overstate the point.
00:13:08.000 But it is a good point.
00:13:09.000 So I think it bears repeating.
00:13:12.000 Gaming.
00:13:13.000 Like this.
00:13:14.000 Such an excellent starting point.
00:13:17.000 To just become familiar with some sort of country.
00:13:23.000 Civilization.
00:13:24.000 People.
00:13:25.000 Then you.
00:13:26.000 Just read up.
00:13:28.000 Further.
00:13:29.000 On them.
00:13:30.000 So I mentioned previously.
00:13:32.000 About.
00:13:33.000 The Cumans.
00:13:34.000 And.
00:13:35.000 Yeah.
00:13:36.000 They're a.
00:13:39.000 Tragic story.
00:13:41.000 Basically.
00:13:42.000 Getting.
00:13:43.000 Driven off.
00:13:44.000 Their land.
00:13:45.000 By.
00:13:46.000 Jengis.
00:13:47.000 And.
00:13:48.000 Trying to find out.
00:13:52.000 A new land.
00:13:53.000 To settle.
00:13:54.000 And.
00:13:55.000 Of course.
00:13:56.000 It's.
00:13:57.000 Easier.
00:13:58.000 For them.
00:13:59.000 Since.
00:14:00.000 They were.
00:14:01.000 Already.
00:14:02.000 Domatic.
00:14:03.000 But.
00:14:04.000 It's still.
00:14:05.000 A.
00:14:06.000 Heartbreaking story.
00:14:07.000 As.
00:14:08.000 Of course.
00:14:09.000 Is.
00:14:10.000 The case.
00:14:11.000 With.
00:14:12.000 Goals.
00:14:13.000 But.
00:14:14.000 Yeah.
00:14:15.000 Fascinating.
00:14:16.000 To.
00:14:17.000 To.
00:14:18.000 Read.
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00:14:31.000 Some.
00:14:32.000 Things.
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00:14:34.000 Has.
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00:14:36.000 In.
00:14:37.000 History.
00:14:38.000 So.
00:14:39.000 Now.
00:14:40.000 These.
00:14:41.000 Guys.
00:14:42.000 Should.
00:14:43.000 Give.
00:14:44.000 Up.
00:14:45.000 Hopefully.
00:14:46.000 Soon.
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00:14:50.000 We are.
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00:14:53.000 Well.
00:14:54.000 Then.
00:14:55.000 There.
00:14:56.000 We are.
00:14:57.000 Okay.
00:14:58.000 So.
00:14:59.000 Victorious.
00:15:00.000 As.
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00:15:17.000 Common.
00:15:18.000 I.
00:15:19.000 Wondered.
00:15:20.000 Aloud.
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00:15:55.000 Swifter.
00:15:56.000 Molts.
00:15:57.000 Of.
00:15:58.000 Lightning.
00:15:59.000 Yes.
00:16:00.000 We.
00:16:01.000 Have.
00:16:02.000 Peace.
00:16:03.000 Now.
00:16:04.000 I.
00:16:05.000 Have.
00:16:06.000 used.
00:16:07.000 One.
00:16:08.000 Things.
00:16:09.000 They.
00:16:10.000 Sold.
00:16:11.000 right so thank you for watching in next episode we'll go to the moon
00:16:25.440 rises and i suppose we'll continue on with the resistance to the ottomans exo exo boo
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