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00:11:11.000And you see right there, this, if you don't know, if you're from out of town, that Red Cross and the marijuana leaf, this is medical marijuana.
00:11:20.000So this is totally legal in the state of California.
00:11:24.000It's pretty trippy because you drive down the street, and I was driving down the street yesterday, and we were looking for places Where we could see how many places are near my house.
00:11:34.000There's like fucking 20 places within a couple miles of my house that I can go.
00:11:39.000And a lot of them, they just say collective on it.
00:11:43.000They'll say West Hills Collective or fucking Dick Street Collective, whatever.
00:14:15.000Like one of the weed stores that I go to, there's a guy right next door to him.
00:14:18.000That opened up, like, I'm talking, like, right next door.
00:14:21.000Like, there's maybe, like, one storefront between two weed stores.
00:14:25.000And the guy's pissed off, and he's, fuck, this guy's a dick.
00:14:28.000That's totally not in the spirit of, you know, what marijuana's supposed to be.
00:14:32.000I mean, you're not supposed to be opening up right next door to a dude and killing his competition, but he shouldn't be like, fuck that dude, you know, what's that dude doing?
00:15:17.000From the very first time they worked together, when they did that, the Kentucky Derby is decadent and depraved, from that story all the way on to Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, that Ralph guy, he fucking nailed it.
00:15:30.000He totally got the vibe that Hunter was writing.
00:15:33.000He totally got where Hunter was seeing things.
00:15:36.000You know, I just started getting into Hunter S. Thompson really recently.
00:15:39.000I was, I guess, maybe a year and a half ago, I was staying in a hotel room in Seattle, and I ordered up Gonzo on the pay-per-view in the hotel.
00:15:49.000Just because nothing else looked good, I said, fuck it, I'll just check this out, and I immediately became a Hunter S. Thompson fan.
00:15:55.000I started reading his books and I'm reading the one I'm reading now.
00:21:18.000When Doug Stanhope and I went to do that show, they lied to us.
00:21:20.000They told us, you can do nudity, we'll blur it out, you can swear, we'll beep it out, we want you to go crazy, we want to get sued, it's going to be great publicity.
00:22:56.000But what we really, the reason why we did it is, one of the gags was we had this really hot chick, and she climbs all over him, the audience is going fucking crazy, they're going nuts, and this really hot chick, at the end of this, she pulls her tits out, he's sucking on her tits, whipped cream, the whole deal, and then she pulls her panties off and she's got a dick!
00:24:14.000And that shows you how these shows work.
00:24:16.000The best shows, like stand-up comedians, like if you take a guy like Dave Chappelle or, you know, Cat Williams or anybody, any good comic that you like, they write all their own shit.
00:24:35.000And that's why you get a pure product, because you get a product that's from this dude's mind.
00:24:40.000Well, what happens is when you start working on a television show, these people that are working for the network, somebody has to work for the network, and you would assume that the people at the very top of the food chain are the perfect people for the job.
00:25:24.000I got to keep this sign because it was useless.
00:25:27.000Because we had to change the sign to make me stiff.
00:25:29.000Like, it's okay to pull out your fucking dick.
00:25:31.000It's okay to have a guy strapped to a chair thinking a chick is on top of him and this chick pulls out this wrinkled, poisoned, black dick.
00:25:39.000That's okay, but you can't call it hard.
00:25:43.000It seems like I would be exaggerating, but that's why Dave Chappelle walked away from The Chappelle Show.
00:25:47.000It's just because when you're a comic, having somebody else tell you what's good and what's bad.
00:25:52.000There was one of the things we did in the Man Show where we wanted Joey Diaz.
00:25:56.000If you don't know who Joey Diaz is, his Twitter is madflavor, one word, @madflavor, and Joey Diaz is one of the funniest dudes I've ever met in my life.
00:26:05.000He's like one of the funniest human beings to ever live.
00:26:36.000First of all, it's hilarious because Joey's hilarious.
00:26:39.000Doug Stanhope said Joey Diaz could read the phone book and it'd be funnier than most of the shit you see on late night TV. And that's totally true.
00:28:03.000He used to have the fastest internet back when internet was, you know, 28K, 56K. He used to have ISDN? No, I asked the ISDN first, then I got a T1 line installed in my house.
00:30:00.000It's amazing that a guy like that, all he has to do is be good at something and acquire a bunch of numbers and he can fuck all these girls.
00:30:16.000So he's this, like, billionaire dude, and he's banging these cocktail waitresses, and they're struggling with their bills, and he won't even fork over any cash.
00:30:22.000Like, how hard would it be for Tiger Woods to just slip her ten grand?
00:35:52.000I mean, why doesn't that guy want an autopsy?
00:35:54.000If it was a murder case, then of course he would want an autopsy, right?
00:35:58.000The only way you die of natural causes when you're 32 years old is if you have a serious health condition or if you take something that kills you, which is pretty natural.
00:36:08.000I've read that a lot of her close friends stopped hanging out with her when she got married to that guy because of him.
00:38:14.000But, like, killer whales, if killer whales didn't exist and there was some animal that people talked about in legend that was as smart as people, lived in the ocean, but breathed air...
00:38:25.000And had to come up for air and doesn't eat human beings, saves human beings, but kills everything else, including great white sharks.
00:38:32.000A super intelligent being that's gigantic and murderous and runs the ocean.
00:39:30.000I used to really be into UFOs and all kinds of stuff like that until I kind of realized what I'm into is the unknown.
00:39:38.000What I'm into is somehow or another is if there's something that's unknown and I figure it out and I find it and I know it's proven and true, then somehow or another you gain something from that.
00:39:47.000I guess you do to a certain extent if you can really prove it, but mostly what it is is this weird desire that human beings have for things to prove things.
00:40:36.000With that, but I'm trying not to swear.
00:40:38.000But all I'm trying to do is do commentary on the fights.
00:40:40.000The only thing they've ever told me what to do is when they were trying to buy Pride, Pride fucked them over and there's this big thing going on back and forth.
00:40:47.000They said, please don't mention Pride by name.
00:40:50.000You can mention all the fighters, but don't mention Pride by name because they didn't want to give advertisement to that organization.
00:41:29.000Well, I talked to a pilot, and I asked a pilot about it, and he gave me a very simple explanation about how water going through those jets, those jet engines at a certain altitude with certain You know, weather conditions, certain moisture.
00:41:44.000It probably has like humidity conditions.
00:42:33.000So there are absolutely real conspiracies, but there's a lot of goofy ones, man.
00:42:37.000And the problem is, it's very difficult for people to, once they made a decision about something, like JFK, you know, Oswald acted alone, and people just get that in their head, Oswald acted alone.
00:42:49.000It's very difficult for them to look at contrary evidence and take it into consideration.
00:42:54.000It's almost like there's a competition going on.
00:43:23.000It wouldn't be something that's that easy.
00:43:26.000You could just hire a guy to fucking spray every city in the world every day of the week, and they're going to keep their mouth shut.
00:43:32.000Plus, all these reporters that are getting pissed off at oil businesses for ripping off customers, what if you were getting sprayed with poison?
00:43:40.000Wouldn't that reporter be a crazy research reporter?
00:43:48.000Not to say they haven't sprayed people before.
00:43:51.000Not to say that there haven't been some experiments where they've sprayed certain bacteria or certain colds over an area to see if they can get people sick.
00:44:02.000We know there's a thing called Operation Midnight Climax that in the 1950s the CIA ran fucking brothels.
00:44:10.000They ran whorehouses in New York and San Francisco and they ran these things and what they did was they ran the whorehouse so they can do LSD experiments on people.
00:44:20.000And so they unknowingly gave these Johns acid.
00:44:23.000So these poor guys would go in there just to try to give their, you know, their hard-earned money.
00:44:27.000You know, they probably, you know, didn't even have much.
00:44:29.000Paid just whatever they had to get their dick sucked.
00:45:12.000All these conspiracies, all these things that the government's done, like Operation Northwoods, Operation Northwoods was a thing that they proposed in the 1960s, 1962, and this was signed by the Joint Chiefs of Staff and then vetoed by Kennedy.
00:45:26.000What it was was they were trying to get people enthusiastic about a war against Cuba.
00:45:30.000So they were planning on blowing up American ships, like real ships.
00:45:35.000They were going to have mock plane crashes where they were going to blow up drones in the air and they were going to blame it on the Cubans.
00:45:43.000We're going to say that all these people died and they were going to take the passengers and put them under false aliases and have pilots under false aliases.
00:45:51.000And that pilot was going to give maydays and say he got shot down.
00:46:11.000Like, you're gonna fake attacks in order to get people to want to go to war with Cuba?" And that's probably one of the reasons why they killed Kennedy.
00:46:25.000The real problem with conspiracies is nobody wants to look stupid.
00:46:28.000And when you say that you believe something, like you believe in alien abduction, or you believe the government killed Kennedy, or you believe anything nutty.
00:48:30.000It's like, hey, there was no Jesus Christ.
00:48:38.000Fable, this myth, has existed in many different forms.
00:48:41.000But the Mithra thing is totally wrong.
00:48:43.000Because the Mithra thing, if you just Google Zeitgeist, the movie Debunked, this guy gets really into the mythology behind, you know, in Zeitgeist.
00:48:55.000They talk about how Jesus really is basically the same story as all these different stories before.
00:54:22.000I mean, he was really the original mixed martial artist.
00:54:24.000When I started out as a kid, I did karate and then I started doing Taekwondo.
00:54:29.000And each one of those disciplines, karate and taekwondo, wanted you to think that their style was the best style, the end-all, be-all style.
00:54:37.000Karate, they didn't want you training with taekwondo people.
00:54:40.000Taekwondo people, they didn't want you training with karate people.
00:54:43.000You know, judo people didn't want you training with kung fu people.
00:54:46.000It was like everybody was like really attached to their style.
00:54:49.000So really, Bruce Lee and Jeet Kune Do, that's the original mixed martial art.
00:54:53.000That's the original guy to look at, you know, all the different systems and take what's useful from each one.
00:54:59.000I mean, Bruce Lee was a genius when it came to martial arts.
00:55:25.000I love that feeling where the truth just hits you.
00:55:28.000You know, Anders Thompson was a fucking genius.
00:55:30.000He was one of the very few dudes that really captured the angst of the 60s and the 70s, the Nixon era, and, you know, he was a part of the acid culture of the 60s.
00:55:42.000He was a part of the culture, like, the San Francisco-Hate Ashbery movement, where it's like, everybody was doing acid.
00:55:48.000All these people were, like, and good acid.
00:55:50.000So all these people were, like, really coming together and they were really, like, releasing...
00:55:55.000Their egos and their identity and kind of like losing themselves in a movement, in this hippie movement of the 60s.
00:56:49.000And the 60s were a totally different frequency when it came to music, when it came to culture, and that set the stage for what happened in the 70s and the 80s and where the really crappy music that came from the 80s and Some of it in the 70s, but definitely the 80s.
00:57:05.000What that is, is this consciousness, this incredible music where these people were really tuning into the art of it in the 60s.
00:57:15.000More 60s music is classic fucking shit that you hear today and you go, God damn, that's a good song!
00:57:22.000It's like they really figured out how to tap into the real shit, you know, the real energy that makes art interesting, that makes art resonate.
00:57:36.000And I think that the decline in the 70s and certainly in the 80s was because there was like a void left where this...
00:57:47.000Tuning in, this connection to the real pure source was gone.
00:57:51.000It's like whatever they had hit, whatever frequency they had nailed in the 60s, the echoes of it had died down by the time the 80s hit.
00:58:00.000I think Hunter S. Thompson had a fucking brilliant story that he wrote, a brilliant...
00:58:07.000That he wrote, The Wave, talking about how the 60s was like a wave and that when the 60s ended you could see where the wave broke back, like where they thought that people could be, like where they saw the true potential of humanity, of the United States, of the human race in general, and you saw it just roll back and go back to where it was.
00:58:31.000And that's what it was between the 60s and the 70s, you know?
00:58:33.000And he nailed that shit better than anybody.
00:58:36.000Hunter S. Thompson's words today, still, when you look at, like, especially what was going on with the Bush administration, and what was just, like, the clearest evidence ever of massive amounts of corruption in government, where, you know, it's, I mean, they got us into a war that made no fucking sense.
00:58:50.000I mean, and it was obvious, like, across the board.
00:58:55.000Information was being, you know, very easily transferred back and forth, and yet it still managed to go through.
00:59:00.000And the way he felt about the Nixon administration, I mean, you literally could substitute Nixon for Bush and then insert most of the shit that he said into the early 2000s.
00:59:21.000The only problem is I don't think anybody wants to pay me to do a radio show.
00:59:25.000I might have to do a radio show like this because right now, I mean, Adam Carolla has a suite set up where he does podcasts and he gets a lot of people to listen to it.
01:04:59.000When I had AT&T, like when I would drive to jiu-jitsu at night, I'd drive the same way, and I'd go through Hollywood, and my shit would drop out...
01:05:29.000It's like the amount of drop-offs that I get with Verizon are so tiny in comparison to the AT&T ones.
01:05:36.000AT&T, they just got fucked by that iPhone.
01:05:39.000That iPhone just overloaded their network, overloaded the shit out of it.
01:05:42.000And the things, they just drop off all the time.
01:05:46.000Something that AT&T has been pushing lately, and I agree, is not being able to use your data network while you're on the phone.
01:05:55.000Verizon, when you're on the phone, you can't check your email and get new email or go on Twitter and get new Twitters while you're on the phone.
01:06:02.000You can't use your data and your phone together at the same time.
01:13:56.000But, like, jujitsu and stand-up comedy, I try to be more...
01:14:00.000I try to be addicted to things that are beneficial to me instead of things that are just going to, like, eat up all my day, which is what pool used to be for me and what video games used to be for me.
01:15:35.000There's certain dudes that get to a certain point...
01:15:38.000With confidence, with experience, with skill, technique, and then you add discipline and conditioning to that, they get to this crazy place that very few people can reach, this crazy high air.
01:15:50.000And that's where BJ Penn's at right now, right?
01:16:02.000But, you know, there's such a gigantic gap between these guys that have fought in these smaller organizations and the guys at the top of the food chain.
01:16:09.000And you see, like, with Fedor Emelianenko, like, it takes so many years for a guy to become, like, the Fedor of today.
01:16:15.000And Anderson Silva's a perfect example of that.
01:16:17.000Like, Anderson Silva, when he's fighting in Pride, I mean, he got submitted by Rio Chonan, uh, Takassi got him in a mounted triangle.
01:16:38.000He had to really get his shit together, really focus on his jiu-jitsu and really become black belts on the ground so he had this full package so that he was totally confident in throwing his strikes because he didn't worry at all about being on the ground.
01:16:50.000And that's the Anderson Silva that you have now, this fully complete fighter.
01:17:36.000I mean, there was like a thousand people or something like that, and it's because the tickets were really cheap, and because people came to see a fucking freak show.
01:17:42.000There was nobody there that knew when someone was passing the guard, and nobody passed the guard back then either.
01:17:47.000You know, nobody knew what the fuck was going on.
01:17:48.000Nobody knew, you know, that leg kicks were, you know, really bad for you.
01:19:53.000And in the absence of any sensory input, you don't hear anything, you don't feel anything, you don't see anything.
01:19:59.000In the absence of all that, your mind has no distractions, and your brain becomes supercharged, and you start having vivid hallucinations, and you start, like, it's really like a psychedelic experience.
01:20:10.000You really start, you start, like, really, like, researching, like, your thoughts and getting to the heart of who you are, separate from culture, separate from language, separate from You know, your experiences.
01:20:26.000And then when you get to that, once you get past that is when the hallucinations start.
01:20:30.000Because you kind of cease to exist as you define yourself as who you are by your job, the car you drive, the house you live in, the family you have, the friends you keep.
01:20:39.000You define yourself by all these different things.
01:20:42.000But when you're in that tank, all those things are gone.
01:21:25.000No, it's not like a really great power nap.
01:21:27.000It's like a really great mushroom trip.
01:21:29.000But the best thing about it is you can end it at any second.
01:21:32.000Anytime you want to end it, you just open up the door and you're stone cold sober.
01:21:34.000So you can be in this deep trance where you're...
01:21:37.000I've had really vivid, vivid hallucinations in there where I felt like I had traveled down to the very atomic structure of human beings and gotten through the lowest point.
01:21:54.000As you get lower and lower and deeper and deeper, it became like another universe.
01:21:58.000And the idea in my head was that all of this life that we see, you know, subatomic particles to atoms to all these things, like this progression of things getting bigger and bigger and bigger to humans, to countries, to continents, to planets, to planets, to galaxies.
01:22:15.000To galaxies, to universes, and this idea that things just keep getting bigger and bigger and bigger, well, it works infinitely in both directions.
01:22:25.000It was like I was taken on a trip through the whole experience, from subatomic To atomic, to planets, to flying through space, to space being subatomic, to this new atom that exists, and it's a part of new organisms that exist, that are part of a new ecosystem that exists, that's a part of a new planet, that's a part of a new galaxy, that's a part of a new universe, and it goes on and on and on.
01:22:50.000And I went through this whole thing over and over again, like multiple times, and it was really fucking crazy.
01:22:57.000It was very, very vivid and very realistic and very, you know, very life-changing.
01:23:02.000The whole thing is like doing it a lot.
01:23:04.000You've got to do the isolation tank a lot and you've got to learn to relax and you've got to learn to give in to the experience because so many times when you're in there, you're thinking about things and you're worrying about things and you think about your bills and your bullshit and, you know, I'm going to lose weight and I've got to do this and all those thoughts Distract you.
01:23:22.000It's like the state of mind that you can achieve in this isolation tank is very similar to the state of mind that you can achieve from, you know, when monks go through, you know, decades and decades of intense meditation.
01:23:35.000Like they achieve the same type of state of mind, but you're achieving it like with no discipline.
01:23:42.000But if you can learn to manage it and if you learn to go in with the correct thought process and to approach it the right way and maybe meditate before you go in and calm yourself and put yourself in a good state of mind and know how to navigate the waters of these experiences, then you can get to the crazy part.
01:23:58.000The crazy part is hard to get to but it's there.
01:24:00.000We should ask them which sounds better and switch between the three.
01:24:34.000You're gonna annoy the fuck out of people that follow you and people that get your phone messages.
01:24:41.000Sometimes I'll tweet, I'll get baked and I'll watch the Steven Seagal show and I'll tweet way too much and I get a lot of angry tweets from people.
01:24:49.000It's annoying if you only follow below 100 people or something.
01:24:54.000That's why I start following more and make it more just like a chat room almost.
01:24:58.000Yeah, I have thousands of people following them.
01:25:01.000I just hate when people reply to every single person that's ever written them, ever wrote them, ever, you know?
01:27:39.000You go there, have a show, have a good time, get your freak on, have a couple laughs, and then go hide when it comes to midnight so you don't get bullets dropping on your fucking head from all the douchebags out here like to fire guns in the air and get crazy.
01:28:39.000Yeah, the House of Blues is a good size anyway.
01:28:41.000The one thing that I won't do anymore is I used to do the House of Blues and I had most of the people were seated but then there was all the standing room in the back.
01:28:49.000The problem is that standing room by the bar just becomes a bar and people just start talking and it becomes a fucking nightmare.
01:28:57.000I'm not doing any more shows ever anywhere where people have to stand out while they're watching the show.
01:29:01.000And the reason being is because I went to see Doug Stanhope when he was in LA. And we went to see him and we're standing in the back of the room.
01:30:22.000My agents are not communicating this to the people or they're not paying attention.
01:30:26.000It's going through too many people before it gets to the person that makes the decision, but they wanted to have people stand, and I said, fuck that, so now I'm going to have to find a new gig in New York and a new gig in Houston, and I'm probably going to wind up doing the improv in Houston, I don't know, thinking about that, and maybe one of the clubs in New York City.
01:30:45.000If you go to Joe's Twitter, a website that has his calendar on it, you just gain four people, though, so people like talking about standing.
01:33:02.000You know what sucks is that my parents sent me money and then I took that money to buy them presents and I actually spent more than that they sent me.
01:33:12.000If I would have waited and sent them presents first and then they got me money, I would have felt like I got something.
01:33:17.000But I felt like I just bought them presents.
01:34:36.000I had a very vivid imagination and not such a good life, so I would always make up stories.
01:34:40.000And I wish somebody had called me on my bullshit then, so it wouldn't have taken so long for me to figure it out on my own that people knew I was lying.
01:34:47.000I didn't figure it out until I was like 10. You would think Pinocchio would have worked, though.
01:34:50.000You know, when you're a kid watching Pinocchio?
01:35:33.000But I think it should be because I think guys like Jose Aldo and Uriah Faber and Mike Brown and Miguel Torres, those guys are fucking awesome.
01:35:41.000They deserve all the attention that the UFC gets.
01:35:43.000They deserve people to be clamoring for super fights and to see big pay-per-view bouts in Madison Square Garden and fucking...
01:43:32.000It's on G4. It's like on every day I think.
01:43:35.000And it's called Campus, I think Campus PD, and it's just cops on campus.
01:43:39.000That doesn't seem like it should be fair.
01:43:41.000You shouldn't, if you're a kid, first of all, if you're in college, you're going to want to be on that stupid show because you're dumb and you're going to want to be on TV. And it's not fair for them to exploit you like that, exploit your vulnerability.
01:49:38.000Please talk about ancient alien theories, he says in all caps, JG129. Please talk about ancient alien theories.
01:49:48.000The big theory of the ancient alien theories is that human beings were manufactured and that they used genetic manipulation to take monkeys and add alien DNA to the monkeys to make people.
01:50:43.000Daddy has to stop smoking weed and doing his little webcam show because everybody wants to eat and they want to open up Christmas presents.
01:51:22.000They're more pure to the actual human race, you know?
01:51:25.000Well, definitely Asians are more pure.
01:51:27.000I mean, there's billions of them and they look very similar.
01:51:31.000That's incredible that they managed to do that.
01:51:33.000I mean, I guess they'd probably look at Europeans in a similar way, but the difference is with the blonde hair, red hair, and brown hair.
01:51:40.000Europeans come in all different colors and sizes, but even, like, you go Korean to Japanese to Chinese, it's all black hair, it's all real similar skin tones.
01:51:51.000I mean, goddamn, there's some similarities in the Asian cultures.
01:52:12.000My lower bald hair I shave off because there's some gray ones in there I'm trying to avoid, but my upper pews, I leave those bitches alone.
01:53:00.000Well, back when I came back from Colorado too, I was really thinking about growing one in Colorado, but that might push me well over the edge.
01:53:06.000When I was living in Colorado on the top of a mountain, if I had a beard up there too, I probably would've got way close to an animal.
01:54:08.000You know, you're driving, you're seeing wild animals, like real wild animals, big fucking 10-point bucks walking down the street, you know?
01:54:18.000It's just the fact that you can live somewhere like that.
01:54:22.000I think people get stuck into patterns, and I think it's real easy to get stuck in the same way of thinking, the same way of looking at the world, and nothing changes that, like, moving to a new place for a while, and moving to a place that's as stunning as the mountains of Colorado.
01:55:11.000And so they go towards where they hear barks.
01:55:13.000So it's actually kind of dangerous when you have a fucking house with dogs barking.
01:55:17.000Because sometimes these mountain lions, like if they're hungry, especially if they're old, and they can't catch deer anymore, they know these dogs are like in a cage.
01:55:47.000I mean, look, it doesn't seem like it's a good idea, but what if someone breaks in your house and you need the gun and you just go like that and you've got the gun?
01:55:56.000You know, there's that way of looking at it.
01:55:58.000You know, there's a way of looking at it like, hey man, if you think that way, man, fucking nothing can happen to you, man, as long as you think positive.
01:57:27.000I believe that most human beings are good, but I've come across way too many fucked up people to have complete and total blind trust in the human race.
01:59:52.000I'm trying to write a book right now and I've been spending a lot of time writing that and writing stand-up comedy and not so much time updating my website.
01:59:59.000But I do go on Twitter because Twitter's fun for me and it's like a little exercise in writing to make things short, make them 140 characters.