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00:00:59.000Actually, I remember a while ago when Justin TV came out, we used to always be on the road in the green room, and I always tried to set up a video in the green room thing.
00:01:07.000We did it a few times with Joey Diaz, and then Joey Diaz got pissed and twisted my finger.
00:02:25.000The worst is when you're thinking about not taking a shit, and then you do, and you go, God, I can't believe I was just going to walk around for the next couple hours with that inside of me.
00:03:26.000And I left it here, though, and immediately when I saw it, I'm like, oh my god, that video could easily have just gotten out, and that's how it happens.
00:07:17.000Psychedelic Salon's kind of cool because it's a podcast, but really it's a bunch of old audio recordings, like old Terrence McKenna recordings or, you know, stuff like that.
00:08:10.000Bullets, gasoline, guns, places to stay, somewhere you go where there's no radiation.
00:08:16.000When the shit hits the fan, there's so many...
00:08:18.000Human beings have devised so many ways to fuck each other up that if something ever really chaotic happened at this point in time...
00:08:25.000Where we really went into, like, nuclear warfare.
00:08:28.000Man, the gold ain't gonna help you, dog.
00:08:30.000Every time I'm away from L.A., this is the reason, one of the things that maybe we should leave L.A. someday, because every time I'm away from L.A., like, I was out of town this weekend, and when I was away, I was like, now's a good time.
00:08:41.000If shit was to happen, this would be a good time, because I'm kind of out of the crowd.
00:08:45.000I could escape easier, you know, because there's not a whole bunch of traffic in Solvain, and, like, I think I have, like, a whole suitcase of shit.
00:08:55.000I think at a certain point in time, it becomes completely unnecessary to be in such a large group of people.
00:09:00.000The only benefit of it is that because there's so many people, you're going to get, and especially because it's such a desired area, you get a lot of fascinating people here.
00:09:53.000There's ways to set it up that you could, definitely.
00:09:55.000You could use these mics as an example.
00:09:57.000Yeah, and if I had it set up like this, like if I had it set up like this in Colorado and you had it set up like this in California and we just Skyped it together, we could do a podcast.
00:11:47.000I used to have a whole joke about it, about how when I was in high school, I played baseball, I did all these sports, until I started getting laid.
00:11:54.000And then I was like, whatever with all that other stuff.
00:11:57.000My parents were like, what about baseball?
00:11:59.000I'm like, yeah, I found this new thing.
00:14:15.000No, like, sometimes, you know, like, I'll have sex, and then, you know, when I come, and then I'll take the condom, throw away, put a new condom on so I can continue, and then not come again, but I forget I have that condom on.
00:14:50.000No, I didn't know it was on there, but it's crazy how much pee comes out so fast, because it was like a full balloon when I looked down, and the first thing you do...
00:14:58.000How the fuck does it stay on your dick?
00:15:03.000But what's crazy, your first thing to do is like, holy shit, and so I just kind of pulled it off, and the weight of the pee dropped into the toilet and just started spraying out back out of the toilet, and it would piss everywhere.
00:17:51.000I'll have a cup of coffee during the podcast, and one cup of coffee is fine, but if I have two cups of coffee during the podcast, after the podcast is over, I feel all amped up.
00:18:17.000I noticed on the way home yesterday, because I had two cups of coffee here yesterday, and I noticed I was driving, and I'm like, why am I clenching my teeth?
00:18:52.000Maybe if you, like, started doing something like throwing the discus or something, like, really physical, like, maybe you would, like, feel much better.
00:19:00.000I've been trying this Xbox dance game on Kinect.
00:19:19.000I think this Kinect thing, I don't know if you know what Kinect is, it's like that webcam thing that you put on top of your TV and it detects your body.
00:21:36.000And then you would be walking around with this ball, you could walk in any direction.
00:21:40.000You know, it wouldn't feel totally real, like you'd kind of be realizing that you're on a ball and then you're stuck in this, you know, in this thing.
00:21:47.000But that would be, I mean, other than that, how the fuck else could you simulate movement?
00:21:51.000Unless you just did it inside, like, the virtual reality.
00:21:54.000Then it wouldn't even be virtual anymore.
00:21:55.000You'd have to do it inside, like, put a program and then make a program the exact parameters of, say, an airplane hangar.
00:22:03.000And then you have an empty airplane hangar and they walk around inside that hangar.
00:22:35.000You know, for the most part, they're cool, but, you know, there's just, there's too much of that hippie movement that wants people to help them, you know, and this is how I feel about that.
00:22:47.000If I felt like everybody was on the ball and everybody was doing their best, and, you know, I'm a generous person, and I think one of the things about being generous is if you have the opportunity to do so, It feels really good to be generous, especially if it doesn't affect you.
00:23:03.000It's not like you're being generous and it's hurting you.
00:23:21.000There's some people that are always there for you.
00:23:24.000There's some people and they're doing their best and they're living their life and you're doing your best and you're living your life and you're helping each other.
00:26:17.000Discipline that they've developed over years of trying to accomplish things to the point where they have this sense of personal sovereignty.
00:26:26.000But if somebody will help you if they know that you're the type of person that will help them, and if you know that you're the type of person that does their best, What drives me nuts is when someone wants help.
00:26:36.000I'm like, motherfucker, you're not even helping yourself.
00:26:39.000Like, look what you're doing for yourself.
00:26:40.000And you want someone else to step in and manage your fucking situation?
00:26:56.000There's a lot of lazy bitches in this world.
00:26:59.000Yeah, the reason why I was asking about Burning Man is I've often thought the same thing, like, fuck hippies, you know, because I've been there, done that.
00:30:25.000But if you're just doing a fucking, like you're at a tent with some speakers and you're on this stage and all these people are all, they're all fucked out of their minds.
00:30:34.000You know, why should they pay attention to you?
00:30:46.000You're communicating with the alien overlords right now.
00:30:49.000You know, these beings that have come on asteroids and their spores have infested this earth.
00:30:54.000You're communicating with them through eating them.
00:30:56.000What, I'm going to tell you some stupid dick jokes?
00:30:58.000Yeah, but you're pretty known for being a psychedelic speaker.
00:31:02.000I mean, you always do the marijuana shows here in town and stuff like that for the same reason to the same kind of people.
00:31:06.000Yeah, but I think part of being into psychedelics and understanding psychedelics and have had psychedelic experiences, it sort of negates any idea of you wanting that sort of attention, like doing a show.
00:31:19.000When you're doing a show, the beautiful thing about a show is that people enjoy it and they have a good fucking time.
00:31:23.000They come see a comedy show, but that's not what you want to do when you're jazzed out of your head.
00:31:28.000If you're on psychedelics, You don't want to go see a comedy show.
00:31:32.000I don't want to see anything structured.
00:31:34.000I certainly don't want someone on stage forcing their...
00:31:37.000There's a lot of things you say on stage in a comedy show that's just to get a laugh.
00:32:22.000When I first met Doug, I thought the whole marijuana thing was kind of like an act, kind of like an Andrew Dice Clay, kind of like he was doing it.
00:32:28.000I mean, he might have smoked weed, but I didn't think he was the crazy stoner.
00:32:32.000And just after hanging out with him that first night, oh, fuck, yeah, immediately, he's like, every five minutes, hey, let's go back to your hotel room and smoke some other joint.
00:32:40.000Yeah, those guys like to go deep, man.
00:32:57.000In Hollywood, I was one of the judges, and it was at a head shop, and they closed the head shop down, they papered up the window so no one could see inside, they put a doorman in the back, locked the front, and then they turned the whole thing into this cannabis cup party.
00:33:30.000I mean, most of the time when you're high, driving is not an issue.
00:33:33.000Because driving is not any more complicated than walking.
00:33:36.000As long as you're not smoking indica, as long as you're not smoking some dopey weed, if you're driving and you're high, just be extra careful.
00:35:48.000It's just people, if people really realize what it could do for you.
00:35:52.000You know, so many people, like, I have a friend who's, like, super organized and, like, he's, like, really ambitious and he produces television shows.
00:37:07.000Brian Whitaker apparently is very upset with the depictions of him on that podcast.
00:37:11.000He's been tweeting mean things to you.
00:37:13.000Yeah, he started attacking me on Twitter just like today.
00:37:15.000I was like, dude, alright, the thing I'm saying is I'm trying to make sure that people that are at home Can listen to this podcast and understand what's going on instead of having a million people talking at once.
00:38:52.000That's why people develop great personalities.
00:38:54.000They develop great personalities because they realize somewhere along the line with rewards is that when you have a great personality, the reward is people are always nice to you.
00:39:12.000It's a beautiful thing in both ways, but really the root of it all is that people really want positive attention.
00:39:18.000So when you see jealousy in little kids and then you see jealousy in grown adults, You know, you see like really petty shit and haters and I love to go on like those gossip blogs, you know, and just to read, I don't even know who these people are, you know, but someone will, you know, it'll be someone from The Bachelor or someone from, I just like to read the comments.
00:39:38.000I don't even know what the fuck the story's about.
00:39:40.000Half the time I campaigned his baby and his mom and they're in court.
00:40:00.000You're talking about me like I'm not even here, bro.
00:40:01.000I know, but what is like a company, like NBC, like Jay Leno should, you know, people are mad at Jay like, if it wasn't for NBC, you would be nobody.
00:40:09.000You know, it's me getting Joe seeing my work and then hiring me.
00:43:19.000If I was on a date, perhaps, back in the day, I would order a glass of wine or a bottle of wine, but I would never order a glass of wine while I was eating dinner.
00:43:49.000He has this crazy wine cellar in his home with some insane amount of money worth of wine in it.
00:43:54.000He's one of those guys that can tell you why a wine is good and what year it's good and what part of the country it comes from and all that kind of shit.
00:44:03.000And when you're around a guy like that and they know so much about wine, then you start to sort of appreciate it.
00:44:09.000Like, oh, okay, this is some weird tasting art form.
00:44:13.000It's like they're trying to create this ultimate taste and it's a very specific taste.
00:44:18.000And if you're not, it's a weird thing, like the whole idea of acquired taste.
00:44:47.000The first time you try wine, when you're a little kid or something, who the fuck would get into that?
00:44:53.000But when you really get a nice Pinot Noir and a delicious steak, and you're cut into that steak, and then you have a sip of the wine, all the flavors together, it takes a while to appreciate it.
00:45:07.000But knowing someone who knows as much about wine as I do, I mean, he tells me so much about, you know, it's all about how they put it in what kind of barrels they use, store it, and how they store it, and how long they store it, and how long has it been bottled for, and...
00:45:23.000One of the wineries I went to, they did cheese pairings, which is cool because you think, okay, they're going to mix this cheese with this wine.
00:45:30.000Yay, it's going to just taste like cheese and wine.
00:45:31.000Now, if I still use the word faggot, which I don't, I might throw it at you right there.
00:47:15.000You know, I've been joking around about it in my act a little bit about the mass bird deaths that happened, about how birds are really dinosaurs that survived.
00:48:46.000My favorites were always the out of nowhere people, like the Ricky Schroeder, or even Kevin Pereira I think was one of my favorite ones of all time.
00:49:00.000People walking around outside without sunscreen, man, be fucking careful.
00:49:04.000If you see some little mark on you, man, People die from weird skin little things when you're out there getting burnt and you don't think it's a big deal.
00:49:41.000He's always out there chopping wood and shit and getting things done.
00:49:44.000He wishes he lives on a farm or something like that.
00:49:47.000I think growing up poor, or rather growing up super rich, Growing up rich and famous from the time, as early as he can remember, he was a celebrity and he was rich.
00:49:56.000So he's always had so much fucking money that I think he likes driving around pickup trucks.
00:50:00.000He likes doing manual labor and shit like that.
00:50:03.000But when you do that, you've got to put your sunscreen on, homie.
00:50:32.000Imagine if that was your problem, and they pull that out, and all of a sudden, boy, you get think clear, and fucking start going to the gym.
00:50:38.000That mold was like a little vampire just sucking the life out of you.
00:50:42.000So I went there, and she's like, no, that's fine.
00:52:39.000And so I was talking about the moment that I realized that the internet was taking porn to a whole new level was the moment, I forget who it was, it might have been Duncan, sent me an email and the email heading said "Home Run" and then I opened up the email and it just said "I love people" in all capital letters and a link.
00:52:57.000So I clicked the link and it opens up, it's Belladonna on all fours with a baseball bat stuffed in her asshole.
00:55:28.000I remember hanging out with Jenna Jamison's husband and he was a producer and he was giving me the whole skinny on how much money there is in the porn industry.
00:55:36.000And this dude, you know, he had all the numbers and I was like, that is incredible.
00:56:09.000Yeah, most of these are websites, you know, fetish websites or, you know, exchanging content.
00:56:13.000I think that the weirdest thing about knowing all these porn stars, I think the saddest thing, is not even what, how they got into it or that they do it, because I don't have a problem with it, is that their future, because a lot of them don't have an idea.
00:56:29.000I mean, is that where you go to, you know, like a truck stopper, is that really older woman, then you're just like, wow, she used to be a, you know, playboy bunny.
00:56:36.000Well, you know, look, this avenue, this internet avenue, has opened up the door to the point where there's way, way, way more porn stars than there ever were back in the day.
00:57:27.000Back then there was no magazines that showed hard-ons.
00:57:30.000And I think, I mean, none that you could find.
00:57:32.000And it was like, you know, you'd ask the guy at the counter if you were bold, you know, at the bookstore, but you didn't really want to ask him.
00:57:38.000Like, hey, how come nobody's dick's hard?
00:57:41.000You know, you don't really bring it up to him.
00:57:42.000But there was always like these weird poses where...
00:57:46.000They would be in, like, not just one, but, like, 20 different poses, and in each one of them, the girl's, like, moaning like she's an exe, and the dude doesn't have a hard-on.
00:58:03.000This is just how the universe works and that women that are way hotter than you could ever possibly imagine will always wind up with gay guys and you're going to be alone by yourself jerking off onto pictures of them.
01:02:26.000It only lasted back when people couldn't move to other places.
01:02:29.000When you were stuck in China and everybody else was in China, well, you fed off the same gene pool and you produced Chinese people.
01:02:35.000You know, but once the Africans got to, you know, the Northern Africa and Egypt, and things started getting weird, and they took over, you know, Cairo, and then they move into other places, and then the Moors, you know, hit Sicily, and then all these, you know, fucking the Spaniards come over on boats and fuck the American Indians, and then eventually, eventually, we're going to be a world culture.
01:02:53.000I just don't see how you can keep people from interbreeding for the next millennia.
01:04:18.000They're never going to be fighting for their life against other bodies and trying to take down animals to eat them.
01:04:22.000They're moved way, way, way, way past that shit.
01:04:25.000That's, I mean, the human-alien connection, you know, for a lot of people, they believe that what their alien image represents, whether it's real or imagined, what it represents is humans from the future.
01:04:38.000And that the eventual metamorphosis of the human animal, the morphing, the evolving, will ultimately lead to something like that.
01:05:16.000If the human animal moves past reproduction in a natural way, I mean, that might be...
01:05:22.000What if they found out that babies were 100% smarter and they lived twice as long and they were five times more resistant to diseases if you raised them in a test tube, if everybody raised them outside of the womb in some new machine that someone created?
01:06:34.000I don't believe they exist or that they don't exist.
01:06:36.000I don't believe that, you know, people are really seeing flying saucers, and I don't believe that everything that people see is a government spacecraft.
01:06:43.000It's very possible that it could be something from another dimension or something from another world or something from some even hokey, ridiculous, cliche description from like a 1950s sci-fi movie.
01:06:54.000I'm not discounting the possibility of that, but I've looked at all these different people, all their stories and all their...
01:07:03.000I have a An awesome bullshit detector.
01:07:05.000I'm currently reading this John Mack book.
01:07:07.000John Mack was actually a professor at Harvard who started doing past life hypnotic regression shit with people.
01:07:18.000Hypnotic regression, not past life, but in their past, like abduction stuff.
01:07:23.000Because he was dealing with all these different people that had very, very similar experiences where they were abducted, you know, repeatedly over many times in their life.
01:07:34.000But I'm looking at the work and I'm reading his stuff and I'm like, God, this is so embarrassing.
01:07:43.000He's made a conclusion in his mind already.
01:07:46.000And what he's doing in his work is not like he's not exploring all the possibilities.
01:07:52.000He's kind of like pushing towards this conclusion.
01:07:55.000And the latest one that I'm reading is like, it's so sloppy because he's telling all these stories about all these people and all the, you know, they're, I want to know a lot of other shit about these people.
01:08:18.000I want to know about what their experience was like, you know, first when I was eight.
01:09:13.000What a dream is, is your mind reaches a certain state in REM sleep, where rapid eye movement takes place, and all sorts of crazy chemicals, psychedelic chemicals, start being produced by your body.
01:09:24.000And they all pass the blood-brain barrier, and you have all these nutty fucking experiences, and you and your cousin Mikey, and you're on sleds, and you're running from Godzilla.
01:10:20.000And if something happens and all of a sudden that something gives your life meaning, like, oh my god, instead of it being some sleep paralysis thing where your brain has this endogenous dump of psychedelic chemicals that are natural in the brain anyway, instead of that being the case, like, no, no, no, I have been visited and I have information that I have to give to the people of the world.
01:10:42.000Well, you know, if you have a natural psychedelic experience or if you have A real psychedelic experience where you take a drug and you're planning it out.
01:10:49.000Either one is going to give you a very similar experience.
01:10:52.000And that experience is, what you're doing is totally wrong.
01:10:57.000How about an analysis of yourself, an analysis of life on the planet, and let's look at this other than the way we're looking at it right now because this obviously isn't working.
01:11:04.000That's the theme to every mushroom trip, the theme to every acid trip, the theme to every Time you eat a pot brownie.
01:11:10.000You want to reconstruct the whole thing and put it back together again in a way that's rational and that makes sense.
01:11:15.000And this experience these people are having when the aliens are telling them, well, we need to get your shit together.
01:11:58.000That guy in Philadelphia the other day, thank you whoever you are, some guy came to the show and handed the manager a book, and the book got to me, and it's all patents on aircrafts that the government has, like U.S. patents.
01:13:50.000My dream has already been not just reached, but surpassed.
01:13:54.000When we first started doing this, when you and I first started doing this in episode one, we were just fucking around, man.
01:13:59.000We were just sitting in front of the computer and we just thought it'd be fun to have some little kind of silly show that we would do for people that were on the message board.
01:14:13.000This way to tell people about shows that we never had before.
01:14:18.000You know, it used to be you would go on a radio show and, you know, you would hope that some of the people listening were your fans or hope that you could say something funny enough to convince them.
01:14:26.000You know, on the radio, it's in the morning, you're fucking half awake.
01:19:16.000They start arranging themselves on paper.
01:19:19.000And then sometimes when an idea will come out and then another idea will follow it, I step back and look and I'm like, wow, it's this crazy thing that just happened through me.
01:19:30.000This crazy idea that just happened through me.
01:19:49.000I was going to write just for an hour and then get in the tank, but sometimes every now and then you tap into a vein and you've got to stay there.
01:19:58.000I just had one idea that I needed to write down before I went in the tank.
01:20:02.000And as I was writing that idea down, something about writing, like say if you're thinking about a word, like if you're writing the word experience, it takes longer to write that word than it is to think of the concept of experience.
01:20:13.000So it allows you to deeply consider everything that you're saying.
01:20:16.000And then oftentimes, like when you're writing, I can seem so much smarter writing than I ever could just talking.
01:21:19.000Yeah, they're always going to colleges or talking here with representatives.
01:21:23.000They're always doing speeches if you look at his schedule.
01:21:25.000There was that one time where they followed him around.
01:21:27.000For a week, I forget what program did it.
01:21:30.000And it was just like, his schedule was pretty much from when he'd wake up, just going from one place to another, giving a speech, giving a speech, giving a speech.
01:21:38.000Fuck, either way, write your own speeches, bitch.
01:21:42.000And one of his most famous speeches is one that he wrote, one of the ones when he was running for office.
01:21:48.000He's a smart guy, and he's a very good speechwriter, but The whole idea of having a speech written out for you by a bunch of other people is kind of offensive to me.
01:21:59.000It's like, what the fuck are you doing being the leader if you've got all these people telling you exactly what to say?
01:22:03.000And, you know, you're following all these charts and graphs and this is what the people want and so let's give them this and this is sort of in the middle and we'll lower their expectations with that and then we'll hit them with this to make them happy.
01:22:14.000It's just, it's like so obvious that we're being played.
01:22:17.000You know, that's what drives me nuts about speech writing, about the idea of it.
01:22:20.000So it's just like, They're not even trying to pretend that they're not playing you.
01:22:23.000They're not even trying to pretend that this guy wrote this shit himself.
01:22:26.000He's just up there reading off a fucking teleprompter and you're just going, yay!
01:22:37.000If you wanted to give speeches on podcasting or speeches on something that you know a lot about, like if you wanted to give speeches on how to be a good video editor, you could do that.
01:22:45.000You could easily do a seminar on video editing.
01:22:47.000If you ever wanted to, if people were into your internet videos, you could come up with a bunch of bulletin points.
01:24:19.000According to wise and fair denizens of the internet, this is after he's been busted.
01:24:24.000According to the wise and fair denizens of the internet, this behavior is proof that I am a thin-skinned troll, asshole, dick, fame whore, egomaniac, douche nozzle, misogynist.
01:24:35.000That list might sound bad to you, but keep in mind that I was starting from a pretty low base, so I think my reputation is trending up.
01:24:46.000If you guys want to read it, it's kind of interesting because they're like, wow.
01:24:50.000So what he did was he logged online and he did under the name Planned Chaos and he pretended to be the only person in the world who doesn't hate him.
01:25:04.000Because I guess he's been getting in trouble lately.
01:25:41.000The only time to me it was even remotely interesting was when they had Raul, Raul Duke, who was the Hunter S. Thompson character who would come in with guns and start shooting shit up.
01:25:50.000And, you know, it was like Hunter S. Thompson's, they kind of like, he has his character Raul Duke from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
01:25:59.000You know, he like The novel is sort of based very loosely on him and his friend Oscar and the crazy shit they did when they were on drugs in Vegas.
01:26:09.000And this guy from Doonesbury just sort of co-opted that character, sort of stole it, stole his intellectual property and started using it as characters inside of his Doonesbury comic.
01:27:43.000I think, like stand-up comics, some cartoons are so bad, they, like...
01:27:49.000turn you off to other cartoons. - Wow. - Like I've talked to people that have been to like shitty comedy shows, like nah, I'm not really into live comedy.
01:27:56.000- Right. - Like whoa, you're not into a live comedy.
01:28:37.000I'm just reading these facts that were on dig.com today, facts about masturbation.
01:28:42.000And it's going through that male kangaroos have been known to give themselves blowjobs and female porcupines have been witnessed using wooden sticks as dildos.
01:31:32.000I've told this story before, but in the interest of brevity, a girl that I was working with did the bit for me because she was telling me how funny he was.
01:31:38.000And she was lying on her stomach in the parking lot going, Oh, oh!
01:31:42.000You mean life keeps fucking you in the ass even after you're dead?
01:32:42.000I think if I was a mortician, and I think if you get a hot chick, that there'd be, sometimes you're sitting in this basement by yourself, you'd be like, I'm definitely gonna touch this dude.
01:32:51.000This video's online, this photo's online of guys fucking dead bodies.
01:34:45.000You know, the cool thing is that you could just pretty much fucking rip skin if you wanted to fuck that ass really hard, you know, and you just fucking just start ripping it.
01:34:53.000You never have to worry about her getting hurt, right?
01:40:55.000Before we get going, there was some questions on the Rogan board that I'm perusing through, and some of them we've actually already answered.
01:42:10.000You know, over the course of the year or so that we've been doing this, one of the coolest things that really made me appreciate, I was bummed out when I had to come back here from Colorado.
01:42:19.000I have this idea of raising my kids in a place where it's a little more calm, there's less people, there's less of the pressures of Hollywood, there's sort of the bullshit materialism of this area, this part of the country.
01:42:48.000But what really made me appreciate this place was this podcast and was having all these cool people come over all the time.
01:42:57.000Having Ari over, having Eddie over, having Joey over, having Bert Kreischer and Russell Peters and Tom Green, I'm like, you know, I sit back and I go, God, this is so much fucking fun.
01:43:07.000You know, somehow or another, we have like a real, legit national radio show.
01:43:12.000And not even national, man, worldwide.
01:43:15.000Because we had a fuckload of podcast fans in Australia.
01:43:18.000That's on the other side of the fucking planet.
01:43:20.000And when I asked them about the podcast, they went nuts.
01:43:23.000So it's a worldwide sort of a thing, man.
01:44:14.000And all the people that send me emails, man, and all the Twitter messages, and all the people that I meet in the comedy clubs, I appreciate the fuck out of that.
01:44:23.000I think it is one of my biggest accomplishments In my career is this podcast and that message board and both of those things.
01:44:32.000And the whole internet group are bringing all these cool people together.
01:44:37.000And the positive energy that I get from all these people at shows and the positive reactions that I get.
01:44:42.000So many people coming up to me and telling me that this podcast helps them think differently.
01:47:50.000I drink fresh squeezed juices every morning.
01:47:53.000Every morning when I'm at home, I squeeze, I get ginger and raw garlic and carrots and celery.
01:47:58.000And I blend it all together, and you feel so fucking good.
01:48:02.000You're getting all those raw nutrients in your body.
01:48:05.000I have a lot of friends who are very, very smart, but they almost think that there's something vain and trivial and foolish about taking care of your body.
01:48:16.000They smoke cigarettes, or they eat shitty food, and they never exercise, they never take care of themselves.
01:48:22.000It's like, man, you're missing out on a big chunk of life.
01:48:27.000It's annoying to have to go to the gym.
01:48:28.000That's why it's good to learn a martial art or it's good to pick up a sport or racquetball or something where you're forced to move around, where it's fun, it's part of the whole game.
01:49:07.000Do you feel a difference after taking 5-HTP? I've been taking it for over a month, and that and the resveratrol, I think, are two of the best things I take.
01:49:16.000I mean, I take fish oil and a multivitamin every day, but I think those two are the things that I've noticed the biggest from.
01:49:22.000How much do you think cigarettes fuck with you?
01:50:35.000Well, isn't there like a point of no return, like where you've done so much damage that you can never heal yourself up?
01:50:41.000No, I mean, well, to a point, if you get cancer, obviously, but I mean, there's a chart, I think, like, after a year, you're pretty much back to normal.
01:53:55.000And Ari's at a bit of a disadvantage, just like Joey is, in that they're both ruthlessly dirty, you know, which is really hilarious, but it's hard to clean that shit up for, you know, a seven-minute spot at Live at Gotham or something like that, you know.
01:54:07.000It was always hard for me, too, when I first started out, to clean it up for a 10-minute set or a 7-minute set.
01:54:14.0007-minute sets are hard in the first place because it's like just getting a joke out.
01:54:18.000It's like, fuck, when you want to do a set, you want to open up, get their respect, get some laughs, and then slowly settle into your view of things.
01:54:27.000But you can't do that in 10 minutes, man.
01:54:29.000In 10 minutes, you've got to slam them with some shit and then just get the fuck out of there.
01:54:34.000That's something that Ari hasn't done yet.
01:54:36.000He hasn't really, really knocked one out of the park and then got a half an hour Comedy Central special and then got an hour Comedy Central special.
01:54:42.000And he doesn't do enough updating on his website either.
01:56:05.000You know what's weird is the whole thing is that when I was in middle school or something like a high school, freshman in high school, you had a shadow of the day job where you picked what you wanted to be when you grew up and you shadowed them for a day.
01:56:34.000We were actually in Columbus, Ohio when we did your DVD special and we were on that radio show and the guy was still working as a DJ. And I was like, you know what?
01:56:42.000You were the guy when I was a kid that I hung out with this guy all day.
01:56:47.000He took me to breakfast, took me to lunch, and now look at this.
01:56:51.000It's like I'm an adult and you're still here.
01:57:29.000I remember all these other people were doing podcasts at the time because I did Adam Carolla's podcast way before I even moved to Colorado.
01:57:36.000I had done it, and I still hadn't done my own.
01:58:00.000Well, now he's not with Dig anymore, and everyone's pissed because he pretty much Dig's supposedly gone to shit since he left, and everyone's mad at him, I guess.
01:58:52.000That's sort of an inside joke on this podcast that I'm a retard and I never turn my fucking phone off.
01:58:57.000The real problem is I'm always usually on the phone right up until the time we start, and there's a bunch of them, and they're cordless, you know, so they're all floating around.
01:59:04.000I never know where the fuck they are, and I usually just pull the plug out of the wall.
02:00:24.000There was always a huge percentage of cool people, but there was always people that didn't know what I was up to, and they were just, you know, something to do.
02:00:29.000They were because of fear factor, or UFC, or whatever.
02:00:31.000Yeah, Jamie Kennedy wasn't in town, so they went to see me.
02:01:55.000You guys are the coolest motherfuckers on the planet.
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