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00:01:57.000The river crested at 48 feet, falling short of its all-time record, but still soaking low-lying areas with enough water to require a massive cleanup.
00:02:23.000Our little baby existence is so fragile, and we set up these camps next to these natural things like rivers and oceans, and we just assume that, well, it's been this way for a year.
00:02:32.000It's going to be this way next year, and it's a good spot to build a house.
00:02:37.000But do you think, like, when we were in the wilderness, right, and floods happened, they probably just didn't go as close next time, right?
00:02:43.000They probably were like, all right, this is where the water came last time.
00:03:32.000I eat meat, you know, and I understand if you're an animal lover, but look, it's way more cruel to see an animal go through this whole system of factory farming and getting hung by their ankles and get their neck cut and they kick and spasm.
00:03:46.000Some of the shit that you see in these videos, man, these animals have lived shit lives forever.
00:03:50.000I don't know how much of those videos is just one isolated terrible incident in one terrible place where they don't follow the rules or if it's widespread.
00:03:59.000You know, it's it's real difficult because neither side wants to be totally honest about how fucked up the the whole raising animals thing is.
00:07:37.000I was scared to have one when I used to do a lot of drugs and drink a lot because I thought I'd be emotional and I'd be tripping and I'd pull my gun out not thinking and then I'd do something stupid.
00:10:07.000But it's made out of leather and inside of it is like lead pellets and it's got a handle on it and, you know, it's like lead inside this leather and you just crack somebody with this thing.
00:10:16.000So it's kind of like a more high-tech version of like a sock with some marbles in it.
00:14:19.000Brian, you did the fake cigarettes for a while, the electronic cigarettes, to try to get off the cigarettes?
00:14:26.000Yeah, well, it was when they first were starting to come over, like maybe a year and a half, two years ago, when they first started to come over here from overseas.
00:14:43.000So I contacted all these companies and I was like, hey, I want to review these things and make a video out of them.
00:14:48.000So all these companies sent me samples and products of their things.
00:14:52.000So for a couple weeks straight, I was smoking only electronic cigarettes.
00:14:58.000They had a cigar version, too, that you love, the cigar one.
00:15:02.000But then I noticed that I was spitting up blood.
00:15:06.000Yeah, it's got a chemical in it, right?
00:15:07.000It's got a chemical used in smoke machines, like dance clubs and stuff like that, like a fog machine.
00:15:12.000machine i forget the name of the chemical chemical but what one of the the negative parts about that chemical is is it dries out it will dry you out it'll dry your skin out or if you put it in your throat it will dry your fucking throat out so i was getting like these lesions on my throat from my throat being so fucking dry that i started spitting out blood so i pretty much was like fuck doing a review and i i told all these people that sent me the products like look i'm not going to do this review for you because i don't want i'm just going to bash what you're selling
00:15:38.000because bloody throat is a lot different than fucking when inhaling smoke when you ask the company is Were they all electronic cigarette companies?
00:16:10.000This FDA release on these electronic cigarettes is actually kind of funny.
00:16:13.000The US Food and Drug Administration today announced that a laboratory analysis of electronic cigarette samples has found that they contain carcinogens and toxic chemicals such as diethylene glycol and ingredient used in antifreeze.
00:16:30.000It's amazing that they decided to release this press release.
00:16:33.000What they're basically saying is the fake poison is poison.
00:16:39.000What about the real shit, you fuckheads?
00:16:41.000Why are you releasing this on these electronic cigarettes and not clamoring for the removal of cigarettes from fucking stores and grocery stores?
00:16:52.000I go to the grocery store and there's a goddamn cigarette carton area where you can buy poison.
00:16:56.000You can buy addictive drugs that don't do anything for you.
00:20:07.000In the first day, 40. Maybe you should do it.
00:20:08.000Your problem is, Brian, you're super, super, super skeptical.
00:20:12.000You're so skeptical you would never be willing to give in to anything like that.
00:20:16.000My sister had it done, and she audio-recorded it, and I wish I still had the CD, because I used to listen to it in my car and laugh my ass off.
00:20:25.000And it was only one time for her that she went.
00:21:27.000Like when you drive down the street and you see these fucking houses that a lot of psychics in their house, you know, like psychic readings.
00:22:41.000My power cannot be used for personal gain.
00:22:44.000What kind of silly, stupid thing is that?
00:22:47.000You don't think there's ever going to be one rogue psychic who's going to be like, I'm not following this shit.
00:22:51.000I'm going to go fucking make a ton of money.
00:22:54.000Like Biff in Back to the Future was like, I got this book that tells me what the fucking, who's going to win every sports game and I'm going to bet on it.
00:23:00.000And he had like Biff Enterprises in Back to the Future 2. There's been a bunch of different people that have offered huge rewards for anyone to prove psychic ability.
00:23:10.000I think Penn and Teller had something going on with that for a while, but they're very vocal about psychics being bullshit, hence the name of their show.
00:23:18.000And there's been a bunch of other people, and no one's ever been really able to prove that there's a psychic ability.
00:23:24.000The only psychic ability that has been proven, and this is a very odd one, and we all kind of knew about this one, you can tell when people are looking at you.
00:26:59.000It may be something that we didn't have the ability to process before, and we do now, because the written type and reading is very commonplace, that we have developed this ability to do this.
00:27:09.000It's very possible that the minds that we are working with are, you know, much different than the minds of a few thousand years ago.
00:27:15.000You know, when there was no There was no mass media, and there was no phones, there was no nothing.
00:27:21.000There's always been some weird speculation that people were able to tune into Mother Gaia, that some people were able to tune into the forest, and able to tune into information that comes from all the animals and nature around you.
00:27:35.000Like, there was a show, Charles Kuralt on the Road, I know we've talked about this before, but there was a guy who used to live in Alaska, and he said that he was a prospector.
00:27:43.000He would live out there by himself for months at a time.
00:28:08.000But if you talk to the Indians or the natives in Peru, when they brew this ayahuasca stuff, this psychedelic beverage.
00:28:16.000Yeah, Robin Quivers just went down and did it.
00:28:19.000Well, the thing about ayahuasca is they've been doing it for 10,000 years, way before written history.
00:28:24.000And then you ask them how they learned how to do this.
00:28:28.000I mean, the speculation is 10,000 years ago.
00:28:30.000The real evidence is probably only like a couple thousand, but...
00:28:33.000When they ask these people how they figured out how to do this, they say that the forest told them, that the plants told them how to do this, told them how to make this.
00:28:42.000There's over 100,000 different plants in the Amazon.
00:28:45.000They figured out how to take the leaves of one and the root and the vines of another and combine them because one of them contains the chemical DMT and the other one contains what's called an MAO inhibitor.
00:28:57.000Something called Harmin, because you can't eat this psychedelic stuff, you can't eat DMT, because it exists in so many different things that if you eat it, your body has the ability to break it down inside your stomach with monoamine oxidase.
00:29:08.000So this stuff called Harmin, this other plant that produces this natural MAO inhibitor, they have to mix this stuff in, and they have to boil it, and they have to break it down over hours and hours.
00:29:18.000How the fuck did these people living on dirt floors and huts with no books, how the fuck Did they ever figure out how to take these plants and put them together?
00:29:27.000Well, they say that the forest told them how to do it.
00:30:32.000If you smoke DMT, it only takes about 15 minutes.
00:30:34.000If you take ayahuasca, the orally active version, it's a less potent version of the experience, but it's over a few hours as opposed to over 15 minutes.
00:30:45.000But what it is is the most trippy experience, the most bizarre outside of this world, the most separate experience you could ever possibly have.
00:30:56.000And once you've had that, you know, and you start talking about why doesn't he do other things?
00:31:00.000Why doesn't he figure out, you know, how to make a fucking jet car?
00:31:03.000You know, why don't the plants teach him how to do that?
00:31:44.000One time I did DMT, and then a week later...
00:31:47.000I was smoking weed and I had a flashback, a real flashback, where I got to the door.
00:31:52.000There's a door, like, when you have the DMT experience, it's a very fucked up experience.
00:31:57.000And for those of you that are anti-drug and for those of you that are listening to this that are like, you know, what kind of fucking loser is talking about doing drugs?
00:32:04.000And we go, what the fuck is this stupid shit?
00:33:25.000Instead of being over your friend's house and you fucking escape into the woods.
00:33:28.000And then you get too fucked up in the woods.
00:33:30.000You don't know how to get back to your house.
00:33:31.000That sounds so much better, the second one, instead of having some creepy dude sitting outside of a bedroom door with a phone ready to call the police on you.
00:35:52.000Right after you get off the mat, you've got to wash yourself with some probiotic defense soap, eucalyptus oil, tea tree oil, shit like that.
00:36:02.000But do it right after you get off the fucking mats.
00:36:04.000You don't go home and sit around and eat fucking pizza, you know, like Ari, and then not shower for two more days.
00:36:13.000There's the guy who's just too lazy, and then there's the guy that's like, oh, I'm a tough guy, I can go do whatever I want to do after, or I'll go, you know, whatever.
00:39:46.000Her YouTube name, I think, is Neuro Soup.
00:39:53.000about taking DMT up her ass. - What? - She put DMT up her ass, and there it goes right into your bloodstream, 'cause it's open, as opposed to if you eat it, and it has to go through your stomach and everything.
00:40:05.000So she takes this DMT up her ass, and has this 30 minute trip, as opposed to like a 15 minute trip.
00:40:11.000You know, she probably got some fucking insane dose.
00:40:14.000Because when you smoke it, you know, you're breaking it down.
00:43:04.000Gotta change what's going on in my brain for me.
00:43:06.000There was a study that somebody put up on the Rogan board, on the message board, about the increase, the number of people that are gay that have cancer as opposed to straight people.
00:43:15.000And there's a much higher percentage of gay people.
00:43:19.000Yeah, and we were trying to speculate what the fuck that is, whether it's drugs, because gay people party their asses off.
00:43:24.000You know, especially young gay dudes, they party like fucking crazy.
00:43:59.000It's great going, like Ari Shaffir's all joke, it's great going being a straight guy, because all the chicks there are thinking everyone's gay, so they're like, oh!
00:45:26.000Other gay people, themselves, their parents, everything.
00:45:30.000And the woman that owned this place, God bless her, she was just like this fucking cute little old lady that her husband died, so she died.
00:45:37.000She was bored and sad, so she took all her money to get this nice little coffee shop.
00:45:41.000And so she's training me to be like a manager of this place.
00:45:43.000And there's this window looking in the backyard of this building, which is like an alley.
00:45:48.000And she goes, now I made this little curtain, and she sewed this curtain to put it over the window at certain times.
00:45:56.000She's like, sometimes you're going to have to shut this curtain because of this place next door.
00:49:46.000I don't know, but I almost had to watch that.
00:49:49.000I had to take Mrs. Rogan somewhere, and I was in a waiting room for an hour, and I was watching Good Morning America, and then they were talking about Oprah being on Next.
00:49:59.000You know, and not Next, it was like 3 p.m., and I was like, God damn it, I might have to watch this.
00:50:04.000They keep teasing me with this Chaz Bono thing.
00:53:41.000I try and my voice doesn't work that way.
00:53:43.000And some people just can't do, like, Johnny Depp sounds like he's trying to sound like a version of Hunter S. Thompson, but Bill Murray sounds like Hunter S. Thompson.
00:53:53.000But then when I found out that Johnny Depp lived in Hunter's basement and fucking stayed with him for fucking weeks and weeks trying to work on the whole impression of him.
00:55:03.000And there's a reason why he only does a movie once every three years, because it takes that fucking, in his mind, I don't know if it always will, but right now it takes that to get to there, and it's like, fuck it, just do what you want to do.
00:55:13.000Did you ever see that movie where he played a boxer?
00:55:43.000They've got Ryan Parsons is helping him out there, and this dude Darryl, who's the fight coordinator, and, you know, Boss Rootin's helping him, too.
00:55:50.000And they came up with these amazing fight fucking...
00:55:55.000They look so realistic and so good and so well shot and so dynamic and it keeps your interest.
00:56:00.000Like I watched one of this Mayhem, Jason Mayhem Miller and Kevin James fight and I watched the fight and I'm like, this is fucking well done!
00:56:23.000I've seen these exact same scenes of this guy punching the other guy, and...
00:56:27.000I think those kind of directors choose to do it like what they would consider artfully, where they're just going to keep the camera on it and let the action...
00:56:35.000It's like you need to see different angles.
00:56:37.000That's why watching fights live is amazing, but even on television, you cut to different angles.
00:56:43.000When a guy's in this position, they can go around the other side, and it's cool to see those different things, whereas those artsy movies are like, well, we're just going to keep the camera there and let the...
00:56:52.000Well, I think respectfully, Mark Wahlberg did not imitate...
00:58:34.000He knew the boxing, and you could tell that he probably didn't come from a boxing background, so whatever he started with was from fresh and to the point he got, I thought it was really good.
00:59:34.000When I watched that Kevin James thing, Kevin James and Mayhem, just the pure artistic version, like what they did, their version of the fight scene, I was like, these motherfuckers thought this shit out.
00:59:46.000There's a camera on his chest while they're grappling.
00:59:49.000There's like this wild shot of him getting belly-to-belly suplex from a camera on his chest.
01:06:30.000But sometimes the fights aren't nearly as exciting because these guys cancel each other out.
01:06:35.000But then sometimes when you get two of the baddest motherfuckers in the world, and one guy takes a chance, like Anderson Silva versus Vitor, and it winds up being ultra spectacular and even worth more because you know that these guys are the best guys in the fucking world.
01:06:54.000It's going to be better to have all these fighters in, but they have to figure out what exactly they're going to do.
01:06:59.000I do miss the mismatches of the old UFCs, you know, like where it's a black belt in jiu-jitsu versus a bartender of the Applebee's.
01:07:07.000Yeah, those are fun as far as a spectacle.
01:07:10.000So yeah, I guess they've moved Tiago Alves versus Rick Story to the main card, but there's a lot of good fights on this, man.
01:07:17.000Do they have any of those fight fantasy camps?
01:07:20.000You know how they have for basketball and baseball, like go down and play with old Yankees and That's a good question, but go down and get your fucking brain smashed in by Matt Hamill.
01:07:29.000But I'm sure there's dudes that would do it.
01:07:29.000Yeah, there are dudes that would do it.
01:10:45.000Human beings, man, when they get away with shit, I mean, we see it a little bit on the internet when people are anonymous and they snipe at you and say evil mean shit, but when they know they can get away with shit, you see the weakness of a human's character.
01:10:58.000You see, like, the lowest a person can go.
01:11:00.000There's very few things lower than you see a guy who just got knocked the fuck out and you just run over and kick him in the head because you can't.
01:12:46.000Joey Cola was performing at Pips in Brooklyn, and there was a guy sitting in the front row that was heckling him, and the guy pulled up his shirt and showed him a pistol.
01:12:54.000I was there the night Holtzman got the gun pulled on him by the undercover cop.
01:14:47.000When I see a guy who's completely out of shape and obviously not skilled and he's a cop, that's a scary place to be, man.
01:14:56.000It's scary to be a cop anyway, but it's really scary to be a cop where you pull your gun out, click, click, click, the bullets don't work, you're unarmed and he's unarmed, now what?
01:17:17.000And he'd eat their flesh and he would force them to eat each other.
01:17:20.000He would cut their pieces up and cook it and feed it to each other.
01:17:23.000Yeah, and then he would leave them up there for months and people would come over his house like, yeah, there's fucking some people I killed the other day.
01:17:29.000He wanted to make sure that everybody knew he was a bad motherfucker.
01:17:37.000Yeah, you may be willing to die, but are you willing to be put on a fucking stick and have me eat you for the next three days?
01:17:43.000When things happen, man, when you hear about people kicking shit up to the highest, scariest notches, like one of the scariest things that I ever read was about people that had arrived, the first people that arrived and encountered Native Americans.
01:17:57.000And some of the fucked up things they did to the Native American babies, dashed their heads on rocks, picked them up by their feet and dashed them on the rocks.
01:18:33.000It was like a long time ago, 10 years ago.
01:18:35.000As I'm writing this, I started really getting into the Old West and reading all these stories about all these different battles and the fucking brutality on both sides.
01:18:45.000The brutality, the horrible shit that people would do where American soldiers would cut the pussy out of dead American Indians.
01:18:53.000Cut their pussy out and wear it on their hats.
01:18:55.000It was like a thing that they did all the time.
01:19:36.000Yes, because these motherfuckers were just the biggest, baddest motherfuckers, and they would come in and kick ass on the other Indians and rape their women and kill everybody.
01:20:09.000They were living this weird, harmonious, almost animal-like, advanced animal life.
01:20:14.000You know, they would do a lot of hunts where they would do hunts by exhaustion where they would follow a deer and a warrior would chase a deer down and literally run at that deer until that deer died of exhaustion and then they would kill it and then they would all eat it.
01:21:37.000But you look at that movie and you see the hardships of the time, like how people were, you know, the shit they had to go through back then.
01:23:19.000Get to the highest cliff and drop down and bash your head on the rocks because you can't handle what thousands of years of people have handled before you?
01:24:03.000But then, you know, when you get a place like America that's like this weird melting pot and people, their genetics have come from all these different places.
01:24:10.000Now all of a sudden they're in some strange environments where you get like blonde people in Phoenix.
01:24:15.000If you're a blonde person living in Phoenix, Arizona, you got exactly 10 hours every year of being in the sun, getting baked down before you start developing cancer.
01:24:26.000You get 365 days a year and out of those days, you got about 10 hours where maybe if you ration it off over the course of a year, you can survive being outside.
01:24:36.000But if you want to be some sort of a fucking farmer or if you like fishing, And, you know, your arms are always outside in the sun.
01:24:43.000You're going to develop some weird shit on your arms.
01:24:48.000I've seen, like, I've been, like, on boats before, like fishermen you talk about, like, dudes that look like me, but just, like, when they take their shirt off, but, like, their arms and their faces just look like fucking leather bags.
01:25:30.000Our moon is one quarter of the size of the Earth.
01:25:32.000And it's in, you know, a stationary orbit and it keeps our orbit stationary.
01:25:36.000Its gravity interacts with our gravity and it keeps us in a stable path where every year we're, you know, it doesn't get too cold and it doesn't get too hot.
01:27:09.000There's a lot of binary star systems, too.
01:27:11.000And that's one of the things they suspect might be outside of Pluto.
01:27:16.000There's all this speculation lately about There's something wrong with the moon's gravity and the way the moon's orbit is that it's reflective of some larger body in the solar system.
01:27:25.000And there's also a lot of evidence of something called the galactic shelf and the Kuiper belt and all these asteroids that are on the real outskirts of our solar system, like outside of Pluto.
01:27:36.000Apparently there's like a big drop off and they're really quite sure that there's some large body out there.
01:27:43.000And it's probably four times the size of Jupiter at least.
01:27:49.000so they think that this might be a brown dwarf star that we might actually have a binary star system but that this other star is way the fuck out there and it's like it's a brown dwarf and i guess you can't see them that well i guess it's very difficult to figure out where the fuck it is and spot it and they haven't been able to locate it yet but there's so little we know about this whole fucking thing that we live in look how long it's been and look how we won't we haven't even you know we haven't sent them human to mars well that's
01:28:17.000Technically, if you look at the whole thing, we haven't even gone off our back porch yet.
01:28:23.000Not even into the fucking backyard or the pool or wherever.
01:28:26.000Yeah, and most people believe we went in the moon.
01:29:06.000The Apollo missions before that as well.
01:29:08.000No biological entity from the United States ever went into space and came back alive, except humans.
01:29:14.000We never even sent a chicken around the moon to see if it survives.
01:29:17.000We just threw them out into deep space and threw them out into extreme radiation.
01:29:22.000And they return successfully every single time.
01:29:25.000And yet we haven't been able to go back since 1972. Every other man-made or manned mission from that point on has only been up to 400 miles, like under 400 miles of the Earth's surface.
01:29:41.00069 to 72. And people will say all kinds of things like, the Soviets could have, you know, they would have pulled the trigger and told on us if that was the case.
01:30:23.000That was the number one conspirator, speculative guy that they said that Kubrick was probably in on it and that he, you know, because he had a relationship with NASA, NASA came to him for some things.
01:30:36.000He borrowed the cameras from it or something like that, if I remember.
01:31:52.000Just a month before Apollo 11 astronauts Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong had left their colleague Michael Collins aboard Spaceship Columbia and walked on the moon, beating by five months President Kennedy's goal of putting a man on the moon before the decade was out.
01:32:07.000The old carpenter asked me if I really believed it happened.
01:33:22.000It's also possible they faked the whole fucking thing.
01:33:24.000It is possible that they murdered Gus Grisham.
01:33:27.000He was the guy that was the fucking astronaut in the Apollo 1. He was the guy that died in the simulator, burned to death with two other people.
01:33:32.000That guy was questioning whether or not they were going to be able to get to it left and right.
01:33:35.000He actually hung a lemon on the simulator when he was doing interviews with reporters to tell people that this is a lemon.
01:33:41.000They can't even communicate with this fucking tower that's half a mile away.
01:33:46.000He goes, how the fuck are we going to talk to people when we're on the moon 260,000 miles away?
01:33:51.000And his family to this day, I mean, maybe it's just his son that misses his daddy and believes in conspiracies too, but they believe that NASA murdered him.
01:33:58.000There was also a guy, and his name was Thomas Ronald Barron, and he was hired by Congress.
01:35:02.000I firmly believe that with the insane budget they had operating, they could have pulled off almost anything short of faking Godzilla attacking Tocho.
01:35:32.000I had two arguments on the air, on the Penn& Teller show, on Penn Jillette, rather, Penn Jillette's radio show, with this guy, Phil Plait, great guy, and he runs badastronomy.com, and I debated him about it.
01:35:46.000And I thought he was going to clown me.
01:35:47.000And he kind of did in some ways in the first one because he kind of corrected me on some things and made me really kind of see where he was coming from.
01:35:55.000But also he was not willing to look at the possibility that it was fake.
01:35:59.000I said, you have to look at things from both sides before you form a belief in it.
01:36:04.000You have to look at it from both sides before you choose what side you believe.
01:36:08.000Yeah, but he's always going to believe in the side of science.
01:36:10.000He's a scientist and he's an astronomer and it makes sense to me.
01:36:12.000But when I was talking to him about certain things, man, one of them was they had some photos that they took, the Clementine Lunar Orbiter, and they took these photos of the launch sites and they had these little specks that were on the ground.
01:36:25.000And they said that this is like infrared photos from 30 miles up or whatever the fuck it was.
01:36:31.000300 miles up, whatever the satellite is, how far away it is from the moon.
01:36:35.000And that these are photos and they show the landing site because it's like a blast crater from when the thing took off.
01:36:41.000How is that possible that you're accepting that that is the photo of the launch site?
01:36:46.000When if you look at the launch site and those high-resolution close-up photos, there's no disturbance whatsoever.
01:36:52.000There's one of the things that all the hoaxsters, all the people that think it's a hoax, that's what they always point to, that this 10,000 pounds of thrust would have blasted a fucking hole in the ground.
01:37:01.000But meanwhile, when they landed, it was totally undisturbed.
01:37:04.000How are you going to get crystal clear, close-up, high-resolution photos that show no disturbance, but you're going to be able to see it from orbit?
01:37:39.000One of them where this guy who runs, he's got, he made the movie A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Moon, and he tells Buzz Aldrin that he's a liar, and Buzz Aldrin punches him in the head.
01:39:15.000I know the arguments that Occam's razor, man, most likely scenario, you have to go with that one.
01:39:21.000The most likely scenario is That we can't do it anymore because of budgetary reasons and this and that.
01:39:25.000But there's never been a single technological achievement from 1969 that's not cheaper, easier, or faster to reproduce today, except for putting people on the moon.
01:40:08.000That Pakistan thing is because, you know, if you start with them, then that cuts off all support to Afghanistan, and it's like, now it's game on.
01:40:19.000You want to fight three fucking, you want to have three wars at one time?
01:40:23.000And by the way, that's when Iran comes into the picture, too.
01:40:27.000I mean, there's all this talk about invading Iran.
01:40:29.000What if Iran keeps up its military program, or its nuclear program, rather, and then we have to invade Iran?
01:40:49.000We assume that what they're telling us is what's really going on.
01:40:52.000But they've been proven over and over again throughout history to be full of shit.
01:40:56.000They've even said they're going to be full of shit to protect us.
01:40:59.000They've said that the CIA has come out.
01:41:01.000It was mainstream news reported that they were going to start making artificial stories and putting them in the news to throw off the terrorists.
01:41:08.000Well, when you start doing that, man, all bets are off.
01:41:10.000You start lying to everybody to protect us, like, Jesus fucking Christ, where's the accountability?
01:41:30.000Is it just because we've been doing it forever?
01:41:33.000I mean, is there a better way to approach this?
01:41:38.000I just feel like, right now, with what is happening here, and the sentiment that people feel about what's going on over in the Middle East, and they're taking...
01:41:48.000Not that they're taking care of the business on their own, but you see things starting to play out where, like, even in Egypt, it's like they're handling...
01:41:56.000The uprisings are happening, and they're not perfect, but things are getting sorted out on their own.
01:42:01.000And for us to be there interfering or being the catalyst for those kind of things to happen is not a good idea.
01:42:08.000You're knocking at the fucking hornet's nest rather than just letting it be and letting them take care of themselves or take care of the situations that they're not happy about themselves.
01:42:17.000Yeah, but I guess you got to kind of keep dictators from rising up and just fucking up people too.
01:42:23.000It's like, because also when you get a dictatorship.
01:42:46.000And that's my fear about Pakistan now.
01:42:48.000It's like, we've been giving one and a half billion dollars a year for arms, and it's like, now, wait a second, you've had this guy for five fucking years he's lived in this house, five fucking years, 800 yards away from a military base?
01:43:36.000And we talked about this yesterday, and we said that if you had a movie, and in the movie you wanted to have an ending where it could leave room for the sequel, this is the perfect ending.
01:44:27.000I can see the argument for not showing it.
01:44:29.000I can see that it's going to make him a martyr.
01:44:31.000I can see that it's going to make people, you know, in the militant movement, the Islamic militant movement, you know, they're going to use that as propaganda.
01:44:37.000I can see that it's better to not show it.
01:44:40.000When you're dealing with religious fanatics, it's better to just, if you really did have it, yeah, jump it in the ocean.
01:44:45.000I'm not saying it's not the upper hand.
01:44:57.000I don't even think it's the high road.
01:44:58.000I mean, I just think it's the smart road.
01:44:59.000I think, you know, if you look at as far as benefit...
01:45:05.000To negative repercussions, you would have to say that the benefit would lie in not stirring up more than possible.
01:45:11.000If you already killed the guy and you did the work, you did what the public wants you to do, you got rid of public enemy number one, You got rid of this guy.
01:46:20.000By the way he grew up, he believes that they're doing the right things and he believes that whatever the narrative is, that he follows whatever America is, the reason why we're there in certain places, and he doesn't believe in conspiracies.
01:46:37.000But when you look at all the different goddamn stories like Pat Tillman, How they tried to change that fucking story and butcher that when he was killed by friendly fire and the Jessica Lynch story.
01:46:47.000These are just the ones that have blown up in our faces.
01:46:49.000How many of these have they got away with?
01:46:51.000How many stories that we think are history are just total complete horseshit?
01:46:59.000There's, uh, you know, I just, you gotta be crazy to believe everything they say.
01:47:04.000I'm not saying that you should believe in conspiracy theories, because a lot of them are just as nuts.
01:47:08.000And by the way, some of the really nutty conspiracy theories, Garol fucking T, those are put in place by the government to discredit conspiracy theories.
01:47:18.000That's a tactic that's been used from the beginning of time.
01:47:25.000They'll give you a bunch of good information, a bunch of things that make sense.
01:47:29.000They'll say that Lee Harvey Oswald did not act alone, and he thought that he was doing this, but they had set him up, and they really shot Kennedy with assassins that were set up in different parts of the grassy knoll and all throughout Dallas, Texas.
01:47:43.000And the reason why they used Lee Harvey Oswald is because they needed him to die so that he could go through a wormhole to Alpha Centauri to bring back the Master.
01:51:04.000But the speculation is that that's not possible.
01:51:06.000And then there's other speculation by, you know, more fringe people that think that the atmosphere was different then.
01:51:11.000That it was a much denser atmosphere, that it could carry your weight better, that gravity was lighter or something.
01:51:15.000Well, I also think they were an unbelievable fighter.
01:51:17.000They never got off balance because their tail weighed almost as fresh as the front part, so they were never – they could just lock those legs down and just move around and you can really get them off balance.
01:51:26.000There's also speculation that T-Rex was just a scavenger.
01:51:31.000Those big teeth were just for breaking up bones.
01:52:01.000What people don't realize, man, is that if this...
01:52:04.000I mean, that world that existed 65 million years ago before that giant meteor hit and killed all those dinosaurs, that world could easily be right now if that meteor didn't hit.
01:52:30.000There's very few animals that survive that.
01:52:32.000The one that hit the Yucatan, they say it was five miles long and that it was five miles deep into the Earth in the first second and a half it hit.
01:55:32.000I mean, it's a lot of, like, mellow, kind of, like, techno-type music, but then they have some just amazing songs.
01:55:38.000And one of the songs, it's called, I think it's called Digital Love, but it has this awesome guitar solo in the middle of it that's just pretty badass.
01:56:53.000I was listening to one of the podcasts you were talking about going through a period where you were on television and still doing stand-up, but you felt old...
01:57:02.000Your shit was getting old and you were getting tired of it.
01:57:37.000I didn't do that nearly as much when I was younger, and I appreciate my act, and I appreciate the process a lot more now, and I don't take it for granted nearly as much now.
01:57:46.000Before, when my act was just completely solid, and it was, you know, this is what I did for the next couple of years, and I really didn't add too much to it.
01:57:54.000There was a period in the 90s where I did that, where...
01:57:59.000Stand-up wasn't the same thing as it is now.
01:58:01.000Now stand-up is like this living thing that's constantly changing and evolving and I can't wait to get rid of my material to come out with new shit.
01:59:58.000Okay, that's it, ladies and gentlemen.
01:59:59.000We'll be back tomorrow with Doug Benson.
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