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00:01:59.000That's a weird distinction, and it's one we kind of all agree on.
00:02:03.000I mean, I'm sure there's some bassoon aficionados out there, but if you had to ask the average person, you play a bassoon, they're like, get the fuck out of here.
00:02:10.000But if you're like, yeah, I play a trumpet, damn, this is cool, a jazz guy in my house plays a trumpet.
00:02:14.000The best trumpeteer or the best bassoonist?
00:02:16.000Yeah, when I think of trumpets, I think of Denzel Washington and Mo' Betta Blues.
00:02:20.000I remember watching that, and he's cleaning his trumpet and shit.
00:02:23.000I was like, this motherfucker loves that thing.
00:02:26.000He's toning it up and polishing it, and girls want to fuck him.
00:03:25.000I guess he has really powerful lungs and flexible skin.
00:03:29.000And because his fucking lungs are so powerful, because he's been playing trumpet for so long, when he's dead now, when he would blow out his face, it was crazy.
00:03:38.000And I went to see him, and I was amazed that this guy can do all this, make all this noise out of this one little instrument just because he knows it.
00:03:47.000He knows if he pulls it back just this much, it'll make that much of a difference.
00:03:51.000And if he hits this key and blows a little extra hard, it'll hit that special note that he wants.
00:03:58.000There's so much variation in the notes.
00:07:30.000You see the country, but most of your day, 9 to 5, it's really like 8 to fucking 10 p.m., just studying all day long with a break for lunch, a break for dinner, and the services.
00:08:32.000My answer is, if it was an argument about anything else except religion, using the same proofs, you'd be like, what the fuck are you talking about?
00:09:36.000Well, there's a research group in Canada, according to CNN, that has just proved, and this is the story that they published, that the Old Testament has been massively mistranslated.
00:09:48.000And follows three years of research which has uncovered that the actual system for translating ancient Hebrew is the group discovered that each letter is not a letter at all, but a full word.
00:09:59.000And what was believed to be a word is actually a sentence, like a description, which supplies the definition of the word.
00:10:11.000This is one of the reasons why I wanted to bring this up to you, because I know you have a lot of A lot of knowledge about this shit, about ancient Hebrew.
00:10:18.000So is what they're saying making any sense to you?
00:10:23.000What they're saying basically is that...
00:10:34.000So there's no numbers in ancient Hebrew, right?
00:10:38.000Letters and numbers are all the same thing.
00:10:40.000Yeah, if you want to show there was chai, it's a sign for life, but it means 8 and yud means 10, so it's 18. So people usually give gifts.
00:10:49.000The gift of life is the greatest gift, so they give gifts in units of 18. Wow, that's a really badass thing, a language that's like that when you think about it.
00:10:57.000A language where it's all numbers and letters are all intertwined.
00:11:02.000Words have numerical value to them, right?
00:12:03.000You know, when I go to CNN.com, one of the reasons why it goes is because every now and then they'll have some weird ass fucking story like this.
00:12:53.000But if somebody tried to shoot a cockroach with a speedboat, I want to fucking know.
00:12:58.000It's so sad to be in that state of mistrust of the government and thinking that the system is so completely fucked that you just don't want to stop it.
00:13:17.000When people say that all Republicans are just fucking idiots, Midwestern morons, it's just so silly to write half the country that they can't have any point at all.
00:13:26.000I agree with Republicans on a lot of shit.
00:13:32.000If everybody would be like old school conservative Republican the way it was supposed to be, it would be smaller business, smaller government, get the fuck out of our lives, leave people alone, leave people that have personal freedom.
00:13:46.000But somewhere along the line, conservative didn't become that.
00:14:09.000So Republican or Democrat or whatever the fuck it is, it's all just some shell game that involves people making absurd amounts of money doing shit that most people wouldn't want them doing.
00:15:29.000When I was joking around, because I always joke around that these guys in Japan have made a sun in the middle of the field, and now they can't shut it off.
00:15:35.000I mean, it really is kind of what it's like.
00:15:37.000I mean, I know it's not exactly the same thing, but it is something preposterously powerful that you can't even fucking go near, and we created it.
00:15:45.000Why don't we just use that as where to put all the world's garbage?
00:16:12.000There's the latest thing on this Large Hadron Collider situation is that the Large Hadron Collider, talking about shit that you can never get away from.
00:16:22.000The Large Hadron Collider has created a gluon quark, a quark gluon plasma.
00:16:29.000And it's many, many times more dense than a neutron star.
00:16:33.000This shit is so dense that if you'd have a sugar cube size of it, it's like 40 billion pounds.
00:18:52.000What they're trying to do is create a, they were trying to create a God particle.
00:18:56.000This is a theoretical particle called the Higgs-Boson particle.
00:19:00.000And this is a particle that existed milliseconds after the Big Bang.
00:19:03.000And it's this theoretical particle, if they can prove its existence, it puts a lot of the pieces together of like some sort of a unified theory of what, you know, what creates the universe, what the universe is made of, what's matter made of.
00:19:16.000So if they make enough of these particles and put them together?
00:21:38.000The atomic weapons that were first created in 1940-whatever, they eventually spawned much smaller compact, much more dangerous atomic, much more powerful atomic weapons.
00:28:09.000So it's like, yeah, but they never fell off.
00:28:10.000They got close, and then I managed to push them back.
00:28:13.000Dude, deaths in amusement parks are like, whenever you see that Final Destinations movie, you know those movies where people are dying, it's always like a bunch of different, I never saw one of them, but I have seen, I mean, I think they must have done like five of them.
00:30:55.000What a crazy story she'll have, though.
00:30:57.000You know what freaks me out is those traveling amusement parks that are in parking lots where out of nowhere there's this roller coaster in the parking lot of a Costco.
00:31:28.000Yeah, there was always those down, I guess like in New Hampshire.
00:31:32.000I'm trying to figure out where it would go.
00:31:34.000We'd go to one of the beaches, one of the beach towns, and there was like those little fucking carnival things there and just really wonky roller coasters and shit where you like really shouldn't be on it.
00:32:24.000You know what was really cool that I just thought of is that – I don't know how it was where you guys live, but in haunted houses back in the day in Columbus, Ohio, it used to be like, oh, remember that old house in the corner?
00:32:36.000They're about to tear it down, but they're going to make it a haunted house the last year.
00:32:42.000Seeing it every day as a child driving by that one old crazy house and then knowing it's going to get torn down right after this haunted house, it feels like that house is just even a thousand times more scarier.
00:32:55.000I remember just going through these old houses looking around going, wow.
00:32:58.000This is an old creepy house that needs to be torn down, you know?
00:33:47.000This living room that you're here only on weekends in the summer.
00:33:49.000Yeah, well, not only that, there's a lot of our celebrities, and they say, you know, they want everybody to know where they live because they think it's like a hip spot.
00:33:59.000And then, like, Jesus, stupid, there's not that many houses there.
00:35:03.000And I gave her a good tip and he was like, thanks a lot for that tip.
00:35:07.000Before the girl leaves or his girlfriend leaves, Danielle needs to take her underwear and stuff it inside of her and it's so much better for the smell.
00:35:14.000Why don't you just go over there and blow him?
00:35:43.000Shove that shit up there, and then get fucking wet.
00:35:45.000It's important, because the smell of good pussy is a delicious thing, but the smell of bad pussy is probably the worst smell you can smell next to some horrible chemical shit that's going to kill you.
00:35:56.000When you smell a girl that has an yeast infection, that is easily the most...
00:37:29.000Our, you know, housing all sorts of different healthy and non-healthy friendly bacteria, unfriendly bacteria, you know, all sorts of shit on your skin.
00:37:38.000And when you have any sort of an imbalance like that, some sort of a It could be for women.
00:37:44.000Stuff they eat makes them have yeast infections.
00:37:46.000It could be the black shit underneath your fingernail and you just shove it into the girl's pussy and next thing you know, she's got WD-40 and poop inside her pussy.
00:41:49.000And that they're almost completely independent of each other, but when they interact with each other, they can change each other back and forth.
00:41:55.000It sounds like total ridiculous hippie talk, but if you look at scientific interpretations of what some sort of a computer program of life would be and how detailed it could get...
00:42:09.000Well, with the exponential increase in technology, it can get absolutely unrecognizable.
00:42:13.000Computer simulation, one day, will be impossible to stop it from being as real as real life.
00:43:00.000When I came out of being sick and puking and going through these phases of just being this body was ill, out of nowhere, I just became better.
00:45:41.000See, the whole idea, and if you haven't heard this, it's a crazy theory.
00:45:45.000I don't know how much of it makes sense.
00:45:48.000But the idea is that this mushroom represents Santa Claus.
00:45:53.000And that Santa Claus, when you see this Santa Claus...
00:45:55.000And you see him, and he's like bringing you packages under the Christmas tree.
00:45:59.000Well, those packages, those bright, shiny packages, what those packages are is those mushrooms have a micro-rhizal relationship with that tree, with pine trees.
00:46:08.000They grow under these fucking pine trees.
00:47:09.000Sheep can't eat DMT. If sheep eat DMT, they fucking fall down to the ground, their little legs stick up, and they have seizures and they die.
00:48:39.000What if when you do shrooms, you enter into some sort of a zone, or if it wasn't shrooms, maybe some other drug, where there was a zone you could enter where everyone was in the same hallucination?
00:48:58.000When I'm on Shrooms, I was at a music festival in Ottawa when I was on Shrooms, and as I was leaving, as the whole crowd was leaving, I could tell who else was on some sort of hallucinogen.
00:52:58.000But my point is, when you ask someone, say if you're talking to a child and you're an adult, this woman has got to be at least 19 to be a cop, right?
00:54:15.000Regular high is good, but there's something...
00:54:17.000What the edible does to me is it tunes the whole body in.
00:54:22.000Whereas pot, when you smoke it, it goes blast right to your head, and you're high as fuck, but your body's not as in tune the way it is with an edible.
00:54:29.000Edible does something where the whole thing hits the same frequency.
00:54:34.000You get a control over your body, a feeling over your body.
00:55:23.000They cut a section of the bone out and slice the tendon and then cut a section of the bone out where it connects in your shin.
00:55:29.000And then they open you up like a fish and they screw it into the bottom with a screw and they screw it into the top of the screw and it sets and eventually becomes like really strong like it is now.
00:55:40.000But the fucking pain of these screws that they put in the bone of your shin It's hard to describe, man.
00:57:58.000Your problem was you went for this long period of time where you weren't in shape, and then all of a sudden you threw yourself into jiu-jitsu class.
01:01:07.000Each year, an estimated 443,000 people die prematurely from smoking or exposure to secondhand smoke And another 8.6 million live with a serious illness caused by smoking.
01:01:49.000In the back, next to his rifle, who was also in the back.
01:01:52.000Well, for some people, I shouldn't say you know who it is, because for some people, I'm sure they have to use that because of an actual disease they didn't get from smoking.
01:03:32.000But that's one thing I do remember as a kid.
01:03:35.000My friend's mom always driving us to the bowling alley every weekend because we were in bowling leagues and smoking the whole way there with the windows open.
01:03:43.000And as a kid, I remember going, this is disgusting.
01:03:45.000And I told my mom the other day about it.
01:07:43.000Because I thought when I went to church when I was a little kid, when I was like three and four and five, you know, church to me was like my whole life was falling apart.
01:09:23.000A priest in the archdiocese of a top advisor to Pope Benedict XVI was arrested Friday on pedophilia and drug charges.
01:09:34.000And they have all the papers of this dude asking...
01:09:39.000They have emails and shit of him asking for boys and wanting them from backgrounds where they didn't have a family and they're all fucked up.
01:09:48.000How ridiculous is the guy that was in charge to make sure that didn't happen?
01:10:27.000If you don't arrest them, you're backing it up.
01:10:28.000This pope, when he was a bishop, this one that's currently in now, they have all sorts of paperwork showing that he was shielding child molesters.
01:10:58.000Why is this not, like, on the front page of CNN? Why is that the only article about this was from some, you know, translated from some Italian newspaper?
01:11:06.000People don't want to hear about it, man.
01:11:06.000You know, like, why aren't they collecting all these facts and, like, really talking about this on mainstream news?
01:11:17.000Did they just translate the articles, what I was saying?
01:11:20.000Is there actually anybody really talking about this other than translations from Italian newspapers?
01:11:25.000I don't know, but there's been other stories about these in the New York Times as well.
01:11:28.000It's not like people are avoiding all these pedophile issues.
01:11:31.000And there was also like in every mainstream story or every mainstream news source, there was some big meeting that they had recently to deal with priests and sexual charges.
01:12:04.000Yeah, they're like, oh, I'm associated now with child molesters in my organization that are making the rules for me, but I'm not leaving this organization.
01:12:59.000Going to kill Muslims with guns and horses on a...
01:13:03.000Yeah, and it was really funny because Obama, they asked Obama about people that would, you know, what's the controversy about the death of Osama Bin Laden?
01:13:14.000And he was like, anybody to think there's anything wrong with getting rid of that guy needs to have their brain checked.
01:15:05.000My problem with the theory that he just did this to win an election that's coming up is like, well, if they're going to do that, the timing is not right.
01:15:14.000Because maybe this is what sets the ball in motion.
01:15:17.000Maybe they have political experts that have actually studied tides of the cult of personality and how many months does it take...
01:15:25.000Maybe, like, all this shit with Kim Kardashian and all this.
01:15:29.000This is just all the government has done is create these famous people for no reason, just so we can see, like, chart the tides of how much time does it take for people to get pissed off at you?
01:15:39.000And how much time does it take for you to recover from that?
01:15:42.000You know, when everybody was pissed off at Obama, how much time does it take for him to recover and be a bad motherfucker again?
01:15:46.000Well, he's got to kill Bin Laden now, and then it needs, like, nine months for it to fester in the American psyche.
01:15:51.000And this is, like, step one of a bunch of other things that will set in place.
01:15:59.000Now step two, they're going to thwart some nuclear attack.
01:16:02.000They'll stop that, look like badasses.
01:16:04.000Step three, yeah, and then they move into step three and then they announce all these new jobs because the government will hire like two million census workers.
01:16:12.000The government created two million new jobs.
01:16:14.000Meanwhile, there's just a bunch of people knocking on your door, annoying you, asking you what peanut butter you use.
01:16:19.000You know, so you put it on the fucking census.
01:16:21.000That's why the only thing that could have beat Obama would be something like a lesbian, armless lesbian.
01:16:35.000I think a lot of people would be good to run against Obama if they, like Ron Paul did, You know, Ron Paul and that other guy from New Mexico, the former Gary Johnson.
01:16:57.000Well, Ron Paul is all about smaller government and is all about getting us out of these wars and is all about being honest about what's happening with the American people and upholding the Constitution and freedom of personal use of drugs and doing whatever the fuck you need to do.
01:17:14.000I think we need a new constitution made by people that we can relate to.
01:17:47.000Well, they've shown time and time again that a lot of these guys, especially when it comes to economics, that are professors at universities, not only do they not know shit, they're whores.
01:17:55.000All these guys, especially the professors in economics that are detailed in that movie, The Inside Job...
01:18:01.000They'll just take whatever money they can to say whatever.
01:18:03.000Oh my god, these guys are getting paid left and right by all these different...
01:18:05.000These professors in economics get paid to sign off on these different trusts and different funds and sign off on these different ideas and work for major corporations in the future.
01:18:17.000And they get these huge, cushy fucking jobs and millions and millions of dollars.
01:18:20.000So they say all these things that are complementary towards certain styles of the market.
01:18:25.000And they teach certain things that would encourage the same sort of system that they have set up or had set up for a long time until this recent economic collapse.
01:18:39.000And it turns out, if you follow the paper trail, these motherfuckers are, all of them eventually wind up getting cushy jobs.
01:18:44.000It's all, it's a real sneaky, snaky situation.
01:18:47.000My friend says, anytime you see an economist on Good Morning America or anything or whatever, talking about Meet the Press, talking about whatever it goes, they're selling a book.
01:21:45.000Yeah, I mean, you might live your whole life and never meet one, or you might work for the right office, and this girl's crazy, and she shows you a picture of her pussy on her cell phone, and you're like, what the fuck are you doing?
01:22:12.000He had the crazy stories yesterday, man, about trying to pass drug tests by putting various substances over his dick and then covering it with his foreskin.
01:25:00.000I guess there's this new practice now, this new way to do circumcisions that the hospitals have been doing, and the fail rate is so much higher.
01:25:07.000But I guess it's more sensitivity for the kid and all that.
01:26:59.000The answer, as I thought about it, is that it's not as effective because the tube does not seal as well, it's not as pliable, and furthermore, it's not as quick and it's not as close.
01:27:16.000You have to have a quick suction action, you have to have more pliability, and also there's a theory, some people feel that it is, some people feel that it's not, that the saliva of a human being has some antiseptic I've never heard of antiseptic qualities.
01:27:38.000That guy's making up reasons why he thinks it should be still the sucking.
01:32:03.000Yeah, I think it probably still would be because people do what they've always done.
01:32:07.000If the tradition for a long time, over a few lifetimes, is circumcision, you know, it's really difficult to break that off when people start having children and the grandmother starts asking, you know, are you going to take the baby and give him a circumcise?
01:33:04.000Anyway, according to the American Medical Association, blood loss and infection are the most common complications, but most bleeding is minor, can be stopped by applying pressure.
01:33:14.000A survey of circumcision complications by Kaplan in 1983 revealed that the rate of bleeding complications was shown between 0.1% and 35%.
01:33:23.000I think it's more now is what the doctor was saying because of this new way that they do it.
01:33:30.000I heard that a lot more people are having problems with circumcision than they used to.
01:33:35.000And it's because it's like, I guess it's easier for the doctor, where in the past it used to be you go to like somebody that does it as a living, like a Jew, you know, whatever these guys are called.
01:33:47.000Yeah, but that guy, that's all he does all day long.
01:33:49.000Like he's like an artist for penis circumcisions.
01:33:52.000Now they go to these doctors where they're fresh out of college, and this could be their second time doing it ever, you know what I mean?
01:37:09.000Take me on the boat with a little hound dog.
01:37:11.000That's so weird when your mom was dating guys.
01:37:14.000The worst one was that my mom used to date this guy that was a pilot and he just got his license and he used to have one of those small propeller planes, like three seater, and we used to fly back and forth.
01:38:11.000It reminds me of that episode of Silver Spoons where they all go down in a propeller plane through a storm and they crash on a desert island.
01:39:33.000It's just one of those, it's bad, but it's good.
01:39:36.000It's one of those movies where I'm happy if it's 1 o'clock in the morning and I'm flipping through the channel's board and then it comes on.
01:39:46.000Anyway, in this story, this guy, he had a Cessna, and he would fly into these little airports, and there was a vampire that was doing the same thing.
01:39:53.000The vampire was flying in, the vampire had an airplane, and would jack people at airports and shit.
01:43:39.000Yeah, and then he was like a jock, and then he said, he was talking about it, but he just got real solemn, and he goes, you know, and then I gained some weight from there, and it just kind of spiraled.
01:47:28.000The lady said, because when I asked her, I was like, are you seriously IDing me for NyQuil?
01:47:31.000She goes, well, it's because CVS's policy is to try to get We need kids not to get addicted to cough syrup at a young age, and that's why they have to do it.
01:48:21.000I was on news radio, and I had the day off, luckily, and I was sick, and I took codeine, the codeine NyQuil, and I sat in front of my fucking TV, watching TV, going, I feel so awesome.
01:57:49.000Especially in that tube, that plane, when you broke that Tupperware seal and that hit me, I was like, I was thinking, I was thinking, I hope things ran through my mind.
01:57:58.000Mugshot, mugshot, stamping the hand, stamping the hand, fingerprints, cuffs, jail door shut, phone call to lawyer, shit, how much?
01:58:06.000Motherfucker, I could be here for how long?
01:59:07.000It was one of those things where you're talking to someone and you're like, I can't believe I'm forced to have a conversation with you and you're in some sort of position of power.
02:01:40.000It connects you more and more to the truth and more and more to the love.
02:01:43.000What you're getting out of it by getting a fresh perspective on yourself and dissolving your ego and you feel this connection of love and everything.
02:01:51.000What it's supposed to be is you connecting to I remember sitting in my car and thinking, there's no reason I don't tell people, like other comedians would say, that I like something they do.
02:02:30.000I love when, like, you know, you're not supposed to say it, but I love when I get emails from, like, comics that I respect, and they say they saw something.
02:02:37.000It's like, you know, like, if Stan Hope will send me some email and they saw something that I did and loved it, I'm like...
02:03:18.000They're insecure and they're struggling and they don't have what they want.
02:03:21.000And when you're in a state where you don't have what you want and you haven't achieved what you want, you're in this constant state of unease.
02:03:27.000And when you see people who are at ease, there's a tendency, a natural tendency that I've experienced myself to shit on those people.
02:04:09.000Some pitcher can be terrible, but you can throw one good pitch during a game, get lit up for 14 runs, but one fucking beautiful pitch, you can appreciate that one pitch.
02:04:17.000I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
02:04:18.000You can see the positives in everything.
02:04:21.000Just because they're more successful, you don't have to hate them.
02:04:24.000I deal with a lot of these message boards, especially for mixed martial arts, and the disrespect that these guys show to fighters that are doing the most dangerous and most fucked up job in the world, the riskiest job outside of being a soldier or a cop or a fire person, someone who actually risked their life, The next riskiest job is probably being a mixed martial arts fighter.
02:04:48.000There's very little chance you're going to have a good future.
02:04:51.000There's a real high chance you're going to get badly, badly injured.
02:04:54.000And you may never make a lot of money.
02:04:56.000Yeah, you're going to have knee reconstructions.
02:05:25.000But to call him like a fang and all this.
02:05:28.000These things that they say on these forums, like that people, they get so fucking insulting of fighters and shit all over all their performances.
02:05:36.000It's like, man, guys cancel each other out.
02:05:39.000Like people were shitting all over Tiago Alves.
02:05:41.000Like Tiago looked like shit, couldn't pull the trigger.
02:07:55.000So if you're constantly going, you fucking loser, idiot, kill yourself, this video's terrible, fuck you.
02:08:00.000Like, you take that with you to work the next day, and you're more negative, not all of it, but some level, you're way more negative with your coworkers and stuff and your friends.
02:10:35.000So every time he started pulling at me, I knew he was fucking with me in some way, but in my weird world where I barely had a grasp on reality, where I'm like, no, no, if you pull me over there, that's where I'll die.
02:10:46.000And I know you're not trying to pull me over there, but I'm going to drown to death for the sake of your little game.
02:12:25.000Before I even started tripping, people, there's certain types of people, and that's okay, it's just who you are, will like to do things like this, which you did, you go, and I'm like, Brian, I know I'm not tripping yet.
02:12:35.000And you keep trying, and it's like, I get it, but it's annoying, because soon I will try.
02:12:38.000Don't talk, Brian, you gotta let him talk.
02:12:40.000I know exactly what he's talking about.
02:12:42.000But you can't interrupt, because this is not, Brian, this is not a podcast.
02:15:21.000Do you not understand that maybe the way you play around, even though I know you're just playing around, it might not be fun for other people.
02:15:28.000Yes, but what I'm saying is what he's talking about when he was doing acid, we were walking at a UFC... I've given you Ryan, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
02:15:38.000You are explaining the reason why you did things, and you are saying that you did it just as a friend, And you were completely discounting his experience with what you were doing, and that what you were doing was annoying to him.
02:15:51.000You're saying that you were doing it all from a good place, a place of a friend, a place of playing around, so he shouldn't be upset.
02:15:57.000But what he's saying is, your actions are directly making him feel like shit, and you're not coming to grips with that.
02:19:00.000My point to the people out there was, I would not do mushrooms with someone who you might think would mess with you in any way.
02:19:07.000Look, no one's saying that what you did do didn't come from a place of fun and friendship and that you weren't trying to fuck with him.
02:19:14.000But if someone does not want you to do that while you're doing it and you do it and it bothers them and it freaks them out, whatever you did to him, I saw you grabbing him, I saw the video when he was fucked up and you were holding on to him and talking to him and I saw you pull out the fleshlight and I know you were just joking around but can you not see that even though you're doing this as a friend and just playing around for the video...
02:19:34.000For him, while he's tripping out, that might not be comfortable.
02:20:06.000It didn't discount all the other shit you did.
02:20:08.000In the video, Ari tried to stand up, and I was the one that jumped to the ground to try to hold him so he wouldn't hurt himself.
02:20:14.000That's absolutely great, and thank you for that.
02:20:16.000And then you started swinging and flailing and kicking, and instead, while everyone was just watching, I was trying to protect your legs and hands from not punching windows and breaking things all around you.
02:20:47.000I said what you did, you did out of a place of friendship and playing around and doing it for a video show, and you didn't do anything wrong.
02:20:54.000But sometimes things that you do that are not wrong still annoy people.
02:20:58.000And as a general courtesy, you don't do those things because other people don't like you to do them to them.
02:21:35.000I was trying to get you specifically, Brian Redman, off of me because you were going to play a trick on me and put me into a really dangerous position that you weren't aware of.
02:21:43.000This is me having almost no grasp on reality.
02:22:41.000But I'm saying it's not the perfect way to do Salvia.
02:22:43.000And you're going to get upset at some shit because Salvia is such a mind-blowing, incredible, reality-dissolving experience.
02:22:49.000And if people are fucking with you and joking around with you and there's a camera on you and the fucking internet world is watching, it's going to suck anyway, man.
02:23:48.000That joke comes from a place of, wouldn't this be funny if I'm messing with you?
02:23:51.000And Sihang and Allison, I can't speak for them, but I bet you asked them both of them if I fucked with them or were in their trip in any way, they would say absolutely not.
02:23:58.000Okay, if Sihang doesn't remember you shoving that thing in his face, that's fine.
02:24:01.000But I saw you shove a fart spray thing in somebody's face while they were out, and I'm like, oh, that might happen to me when I'm out if this guy who likes doing that is around.
02:24:24.000Yes, but if you're going to have a fucking trip on a comedy podcast with a bunch of comedians and they're all laughing and giggling, guess what?
02:26:08.000That one thing, that one time when you said I was trying to moot voices, I knew I wasn't fucking with you because I knew you weren't tripping it.
02:26:15.000That was me just going, hey, you're about to do acid.
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