The Joe Rogan Experience - March 14, 2018


Joe Rogan Experience #1092 - Mary Lynn Rajskub


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 59 minutes

Words per Minute

188.9241

Word Count

22,652

Sentence Count

2,262

Misogynist Sentences

45

Hate Speech Sentences

33


Summary

Comedian Mary Lynn Rice Cobb joins Jemele to discuss how she got her start in comedy, how she became a star, and what it's like being a woman in the entertainment industry. Plus, we talk about what it was like growing up in the 90s and early 2000s, and how she ended up at the legendary Comedy club The Comedy Store in LA, and why she loves it there so much. Plus, she explains why she thinks she's a better actress than Arnold Schwarzenegger and why it's a good thing she doesn't have to be an actor to be funny. Thanks to our sponsor, Caff Monster Energy Drink. Caff is available in Vanilla, Mocha, and Salted Caramel. It's also available in Mocha and Mocha Blush. If you like the show, please HIT SUBSCRIBE on Apple Podcasts and leave us a rating and review! Thanks for listening and a Happy New Year! Cheers, Amy Poehler and Sarah Silverman Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. This episode was produced and edited by Riley Bray. Our theme song is by Suneaters, courtesy of Lotuspool Records, and our ad music is by The Good Lady Project, and produced by Epitaph Records. Artwork by Mitch Albom, and the music on this episode was done by Haley Shaw and Mark Phillips. Thank you for all of the work of The Good Lord Project. and our thanks to Mary Lynn R. Rice Cobb for coming up with the music used in this episode. We hope you enjoy this episode and all of our music is great and we hope you all enjoy it. Thank you so much for all the love and support we get a chance to support us, and we appreciate all of your support and support us in this project. - we really appreciate it, we really do appreciate it. XOXO - Thank you all of you all so much, thank you, Sarah, for being a good friend and all the support we can see you back and support you back here and back again and back and forth. -- Thank you, bye, bye bye. Sarah, bye! - Sarah, Amy, Kristy, Natalie, Caitlyn, Jack, Mike, Matt, and Korte, and Jacklyn, etc. xoxo, Emily, AJ, EJ, etc.,


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Anything.
00:00:00.000 Anything.
00:00:02.000 Life.
00:00:04.000 Four, three, two, one.
00:00:07.000 Live.
00:00:08.000 And we're here with the Arnold Schwarzenegger of comedy.
00:00:10.000 Mary Lynn Rice Cobb.
00:00:11.000 How many people have ever, on one shot, spelled your name right?
00:00:16.000 Or pronounced it right?
00:00:18.000 Never.
00:00:19.000 It's kind of exciting now that you mention it.
00:00:21.000 Because they're going to introduce me and it's just...
00:00:23.000 It just gives like an instant obstacle.
00:00:26.000 Like when you were coming up as a comic, there had to be a big issue.
00:00:30.000 Like for the MC to bring you up or the DJ when they bring you up if you were the MC? The DJ or the MC. I don't know.
00:00:39.000 I never really looked at it that way.
00:00:41.000 Well, somebody had to introduce you, right?
00:00:44.000 Someone was introducing me.
00:00:46.000 I think I was in such a bubble, I didn't really, and I wasn't on the road hardcore, and I wasn't, I don't know, I wasn't identifying with me as a performer so much.
00:00:59.000 What does that mean?
00:01:00.000 That means I was doing performance art, and people were laughing, I didn't know why they were laughing.
00:01:08.000 Right?
00:01:09.000 I moved to LA and I was like, yeah, let's do shows.
00:01:11.000 Like, I didn't know, I didn't think about it as like, you're introducing me.
00:01:17.000 I'm a performer.
00:01:18.000 I would say only in the past couple years have I done the road proper.
00:01:22.000 But I came in the back alley for everything, for comedy, for...
00:01:27.000 For acting.
00:01:28.000 Like, if I had come to L.A. with a stack of headshots, like, hey, I'm ready for acting, it would have never happened.
00:01:33.000 I just came with a group of people, like, I want to do some live shows.
00:01:37.000 I'm like, no business being in L.A. No business.
00:01:41.000 Just doing weird shows, because that's what I was compelled to do.
00:01:45.000 Like, I could not have done it had I... Said, all right, you're gonna do acting and performing, especially not comedy.
00:01:54.000 Like, I didn't identify with that at all.
00:01:56.000 I had to figure out why people were laughing.
00:01:59.000 That's fascinating.
00:02:00.000 So when you first got into show business, what was the goal?
00:02:05.000 It's a weird word, show business.
00:02:07.000 Isn't she a special lady?
00:02:10.000 I'm audition ready today, by the way.
00:02:13.000 You notice I have a good brow and a good...
00:02:18.000 I'm such a woman.
00:02:20.000 I'm really more of a woman now than I've ever been.
00:02:23.000 What's that about?
00:02:25.000 Yeah.
00:02:26.000 Just growing up, letting it go.
00:02:28.000 I look back at my 20s and I'm like, you were a hot bitch.
00:02:32.000 Like, what was wrong with you?
00:02:35.000 But I was so incapable of anything.
00:02:38.000 Like, so socially.
00:02:39.000 I mean, I still am, but I'm much, much better now.
00:02:43.000 Awkward, usually?
00:02:44.000 Yeah, awkward and just...
00:02:46.000 But that's...
00:02:47.000 I don't find you awkward.
00:02:49.000 So I think it's odd.
00:02:50.000 Like, every time I've talked to you, I've had very fun, comfortable conversations.
00:02:53.000 I never found you to be awkward.
00:02:55.000 I don't find you to be awkward either.
00:02:57.000 Maybe we just don't make each other awkward.
00:03:02.000 Is that weird?
00:03:03.000 My mind just went to an Instagram app?
00:03:06.000 That was creep-tastic in my own mind.
00:03:09.000 That one that goes in close and does the little stars.
00:03:11.000 We get programmed.
00:03:12.000 Sorry.
00:03:13.000 It's alright.
00:03:14.000 But I honestly don't find you to be awkward.
00:03:16.000 Every time I've ever talked to you, it's been very comfortable, very easy.
00:03:20.000 I agree.
00:03:21.000 But I would also say that's kind of a recent development that you and I are speaking.
00:03:27.000 Well, it's when I started coming back to the Comedy Store.
00:03:29.000 Yes, which was what, a couple years ago?
00:03:32.000 Yeah, three now?
00:03:34.000 I guess three, something, 14, November of 14, I think it was.
00:03:38.000 Because we've been in each other's orbit since, you know, since news radio.
00:03:43.000 Yeah, but we didn't really get a chance to hang out or be friends until the store.
00:03:49.000 That's such an interesting little community, right?
00:03:51.000 It's like everybody just kind of like...
00:03:53.000 You want to talk about a positive community?
00:03:55.000 I was just explaining this to someone the other day.
00:03:58.000 When I first started going there in 1994, there was a lot of conflict between comedians.
00:04:03.000 There was comedians that didn't like comedians.
00:04:04.000 Like, oh, this guy doesn't like this guy, and she doesn't like her, and they all fucking duked it out with each other a little bit.
00:04:12.000 There's none of that now.
00:04:13.000 Yeah, it's amazing.
00:04:14.000 Think about how super supportive that place is.
00:04:16.000 It's amazing.
00:04:17.000 Like, everybody's friendly.
00:04:18.000 Yeah, I love it.
00:04:19.000 Like, there might be a hundred of us there on a regular basis, like in and out, doing Sunday through Monday, and there's no conflicts.
00:04:28.000 It's really fucking cool.
00:04:31.000 I'm sure you've talked about this a million times.
00:04:33.000 Did you ever stop going there for a chunk of time?
00:04:36.000 I stopped for seven years.
00:04:38.000 Oh, okay.
00:04:38.000 Yeah.
00:04:38.000 I stopped for seven years after I had that dispute with Carlos Mencia.
00:04:44.000 Yeah.
00:04:45.000 That was when he was way more popular than me.
00:04:49.000 Like, especially as a comic.
00:04:51.000 And the comedy store took his side.
00:04:53.000 And I was like, alright, fuck you guys.
00:04:54.000 And I took off.
00:04:56.000 It wasn't really the comedy store either.
00:04:58.000 It was this one guy who was the manager.
00:05:00.000 Because Mitzi actually, I called Mitzi and gave her the whole rundown of what was going on.
00:05:05.000 I told her.
00:05:06.000 And she's like, why don't you just stay away from him?
00:05:09.000 And then she gave me a spot that night.
00:05:11.000 And then they called me up two hours later to tell me that I was banned.
00:05:15.000 So I said, wait a minute.
00:05:16.000 I just talked to Mitzi.
00:05:17.000 She gave me a spot.
00:05:19.000 She told me when to go up.
00:05:20.000 So if she's not running the store, who's deciding I'm banned?
00:05:25.000 You are?
00:05:26.000 What are you doing?
00:05:28.000 Do you guys understand what this is?
00:05:30.000 You're having a little battle for whether or not you're going to let people profit off of crime.
00:05:36.000 This is really what's happening.
00:05:37.000 You have thought crime.
00:05:39.000 You have intellectual crime.
00:05:40.000 You have plagiarism.
00:05:41.000 And you're allowing one person, knowingly allowing them to profit off it.
00:05:46.000 And no one's doing anything about it.
00:05:48.000 So when one of us does something about it, then you're going to punish that person.
00:05:52.000 You're basically highlighting everything that everyone was afraid of.
00:05:55.000 That's a good point.
00:05:56.000 What was the reason for your being banned?
00:06:00.000 Because you were on their end of it.
00:06:03.000 Because we had made a video with me and Carlos arguing on stage.
00:06:08.000 And then we put it online.
00:06:10.000 So they decided that this was somehow or another in violation that should have been kept inside the club.
00:06:16.000 And I'm like, you don't get it.
00:06:17.000 You weren't protecting us.
00:06:18.000 No one was protecting us.
00:06:20.000 My fucking agent stumped me.
00:06:22.000 Over that?
00:06:23.000 Oh, yeah.
00:06:24.000 Over that.
00:06:24.000 Yeah, I was with Gersh.
00:06:25.000 They dropped me.
00:06:26.000 Holy shit.
00:06:27.000 They had to call me up to tell me.
00:06:28.000 They essentially, in this long roundabout way, were trying to say that I either had to apologize or they couldn't work with me anymore.
00:06:37.000 That was the gist of it.
00:06:39.000 And I had to make them spell it out.
00:06:41.000 Okay, let me say this really clear.
00:06:43.000 You tell me if this is what you're saying.
00:06:45.000 You're saying you want me to apologize or you can't work with me anymore.
00:06:50.000 Well, we're done.
00:06:51.000 You know, there's no apology, and we're never gonna work together.
00:06:54.000 I appreciate everything you've done for me, and I was really nice to the guy who was, it wasn't his idea, my agent.
00:06:59.000 He said, you're a great guy.
00:07:00.000 If I see you, I'm giving you a hug.
00:07:02.000 But you guys have to understand that you're making a choice that's gonna affect the rest of your life.
00:07:06.000 This isn't just a small thing.
00:07:08.000 You only have a few...
00:07:09.000 How many years do you have in this life?
00:07:11.000 Well, this year is gonna be highlighted by this decision.
00:07:14.000 This is gonna be a big...
00:07:15.000 And why did the agent take that stand?
00:07:16.000 Did they represent him as well?
00:07:18.000 Yes.
00:07:18.000 Oh, okay.
00:07:19.000 Alright, so they needed to make nice.
00:07:22.000 He made way more money than me.
00:07:24.000 So he was way more valuable to them.
00:07:27.000 And so I'm like, you gotta make, this is, you sell art.
00:07:30.000 That's all you guys do.
00:07:31.000 Okay, you're not making anything.
00:07:33.000 You're just, if Mary Lynn comes up with a show, if this guy has a tour, if she's doing a this, or he's writing a book, you make money off art.
00:07:41.000 That's who you make money off.
00:07:43.000 Now here you know a guy stealing other people's art.
00:07:47.000 And your answer to that is we've got to stop people that are exposing it.
00:07:53.000 Did he ever change?
00:07:54.000 I don't know.
00:07:55.000 Not that it even matters.
00:07:56.000 I hope he did.
00:07:58.000 He's got to find Jesus.
00:07:59.000 Did he ever acknowledge it that he did it?
00:08:01.000 Sort of.
00:08:02.000 Yeah, sort of, and then he kind of took it back.
00:08:06.000 It's hard to admit.
00:08:07.000 Should I try one of these?
00:08:08.000 Should I try this?
00:08:09.000 Are you ready for it?
00:08:09.000 Is it insane?
00:08:10.000 I should only have like one sip, right?
00:08:12.000 Do you know my friend Tate?
00:08:13.000 Tate Fletcher?
00:08:14.000 You've probably seen him around the store before.
00:08:16.000 Big giant gorilla.
00:08:17.000 It's his company.
00:08:18.000 They're very good.
00:08:19.000 Don't drink the whole thing, Mary Lynn.
00:08:20.000 I like it.
00:08:21.000 You can do it.
00:08:22.000 Can you drink a grande coffee?
00:08:24.000 Yeah.
00:08:25.000 That's about a grande.
00:08:25.000 Coffee's worth of caffeine.
00:08:27.000 But it's strong.
00:08:29.000 Fuck!
00:08:30.000 I gotta go!
00:08:31.000 I gotta go work out!
00:08:32.000 I gotta go in your isolation tank.
00:08:34.000 Find yourself.
00:08:36.000 I just found myself.
00:08:38.000 And I peed a little.
00:08:39.000 That's okay.
00:08:41.000 So you started out as a performance artist.
00:08:43.000 That was your idea.
00:08:44.000 What did you want to do?
00:08:45.000 That was your big idea.
00:08:47.000 I went to art school for painting and I got really frustrated when people started to critique the paintings and I was supposed to be getting more serious in art school and more conceptual and everyone was doing something different and everyone was critiquing it in a different way and none of it made sense to me.
00:09:09.000 And then the idea of having to sell that I mean, it makes it sound like I don't like or appreciate art.
00:09:21.000 I just, for me, I couldn't grasp what the next thing to do was.
00:09:26.000 You know, you're poor, you're in art school, you're making something, and then you have to go sell and market that thing.
00:09:33.000 And I also was...
00:09:38.000 Frustrated and kind of like boiling inside and needed to express myself.
00:09:42.000 So I started doing performance art in school.
00:09:45.000 When you say performance art, that's a pretty open-ended description, right?
00:09:50.000 Oh, it's so open-ended.
00:09:52.000 There were so many like weird performance art things that would happen.
00:09:56.000 I mean, we had performance art class.
00:09:58.000 There was the guy that like taped his genitals to the side and put on lipstick in a mirror and that was his performance art piece.
00:10:05.000 Or the girl that like...
00:10:07.000 And we would all sit there and watch it.
00:10:09.000 Oh my god, that's so weird.
00:10:10.000 Did you see his genitals?
00:10:12.000 Did he go naked and pull it aside?
00:10:14.000 Or how did he do that?
00:10:15.000 That's a really good question.
00:10:16.000 I like how your mind just went there.
00:10:18.000 You're like, what actually happened?
00:10:20.000 I think I blocked it out.
00:10:23.000 Because I think you could probably get away with doing that under the guise of it being something you're doing, you know, in a class somewhere.
00:10:30.000 Yes.
00:10:30.000 Yeah.
00:10:31.000 Yes.
00:10:32.000 You could get away with that.
00:10:32.000 So pervy.
00:10:33.000 I think I was focused on his beautiful lips.
00:10:35.000 I was trying to be polite and not look down there.
00:10:38.000 Another woman was obese and her piece was, she had pre-set up, we weren't aware she was doing the performance, butter pats in like dominoes, like a few thousand of them in a line and she was obese and she crawled on the ground She didn't actually eat them,
00:10:54.000 but it was something...
00:10:56.000 It's weird.
00:10:57.000 My mind kind of drops off.
00:10:58.000 I remember specific parts of it, but I don't remember.
00:11:00.000 I think she just was collecting the butter pieces and crawling, and that was her performances.
00:11:05.000 Another guy...
00:11:06.000 I went to Detroit and then finished in San Francisco, and San Francisco is known for being a real performance art history artist.
00:11:16.000 A lot of the, you know, the most famous performance artists, nobody knows.
00:11:20.000 That was the scene, it was in San Francisco.
00:11:22.000 So it was a two-story, really beautiful campus overlooking, you could see Lombard Street on one side, you could see the water on the other side.
00:11:29.000 And another guy's piece was to jump from the second story to a tree, that he may or may not have made the jump, and that was his art piece.
00:11:41.000 His art piece is jumping from a window to a tree?
00:11:44.000 Yeah.
00:11:45.000 What the fuck?
00:11:46.000 I know.
00:11:46.000 This other guy, the room where we had our class, he had a bread machine.
00:11:53.000 This was back, you know, bread machines were new technology.
00:11:56.000 Had a bread maker.
00:11:57.000 You know those machines you can make a...
00:11:59.000 I guess it just does the dough, right?
00:12:00.000 Right.
00:12:01.000 Or maybe it bakes it.
00:12:02.000 I think it just kneads the dough and then you bake it.
00:12:04.000 Or I don't know if you bake it in the machine.
00:12:06.000 No, you bake it in the machine.
00:12:07.000 It's all coming back to me.
00:12:08.000 He bakes it in the machine.
00:12:09.000 We come into the classroom as he's baking it.
00:12:12.000 There's always like a reveal in these pieces, right?
00:12:14.000 So we come in.
00:12:15.000 He's taken plaster from the wall and put it in the bread.
00:12:19.000 He's fed us the bread.
00:12:22.000 Half of us get it.
00:12:23.000 Half of us don't.
00:12:25.000 What?
00:12:26.000 And there's plaster in the bread.
00:12:28.000 Why do you put plaster in his bread?
00:12:30.000 It was something about communism.
00:12:34.000 Ha ha ha!
00:12:38.000 Some get the bread, some don't.
00:12:40.000 But even if you get the bread, there's plaster in it.
00:12:43.000 So, in your face.
00:12:45.000 What the fuck?
00:12:46.000 Oh my god.
00:12:48.000 See, there's something about like performance art and slam poetry.
00:12:53.000 I did slam poetry too.
00:12:54.000 That was one of my...
00:12:55.000 I bet you did.
00:12:55.000 You know I did.
00:12:57.000 Here's the best part.
00:12:58.000 I got zeros.
00:13:00.000 You got zeros?
00:13:01.000 Yeah.
00:13:01.000 You didn't get any...
00:13:02.000 Why?
00:13:03.000 I never really wrote any poetry.
00:13:05.000 I was just into the performance of it.
00:13:08.000 So you didn't have a poem?
00:13:09.000 I think I was doing comedy.
00:13:11.000 Oh no.
00:13:12.000 And I was doing an awkward thing.
00:13:14.000 Which was very real for me.
00:13:16.000 But I think I just wanted to express...
00:13:17.000 I also had an ex-boyfriend who...
00:13:20.000 He said that comedy was his life.
00:13:22.000 This was when I was, like, 19. And I think I attached to people.
00:13:26.000 Like, I thought he was the shit because he would be rude to people.
00:13:31.000 Like, that was his version of comedy.
00:13:32.000 It was, like, bossing people around.
00:13:34.000 Or one of his bits was, like, having a whistle and directing traffic.
00:13:38.000 I mean, really adolescent, like...
00:13:41.000 But for some reason, I was really attracted to him and...
00:13:45.000 I wanted to be him.
00:13:46.000 Anybody who was extroverted or something that I wanted, I was attracted to that, right?
00:13:53.000 Right.
00:13:54.000 So he was like, comedy is my life, and I do this open mic.
00:13:57.000 And I was like, I'm going to do that open mic.
00:14:00.000 And I had...
00:14:01.000 I taped like phrases to my body and phrases from commercials or snippets of conversation that I had heard and I went up and I started reading them and then I would improvise a little bit and I'd be like waxy build up or whatever and just repeating Just letting it all filter through and come out my mouth for five minutes of whatever the open mic was and I started getting laughter but it was like awkward laughter after the fact of that uncomfortable like what it what is she doing
00:14:32.000 but my commitment level was so high that the fact that it didn't make any sense Just caused laughter, right?
00:14:38.000 Right, right, right.
00:14:39.000 Well, that works sometimes with just even with comics.
00:14:43.000 Yes, absolutely.
00:14:45.000 There's a lot of people that are just really odd, and if you saw them, you would get it, but if you saw what they wrote on paper, or what they said just written down on paper, you would be like, what?
00:14:56.000 That doesn't make any sense.
00:14:57.000 Yeah.
00:14:58.000 Well, I thought you were going to say, which is a similar point, that it comes in the pause and after what they're saying, even if it doesn't make any sense.
00:15:05.000 But you're saying sometimes people write things and it makes its own sense when you hear them say it.
00:15:10.000 Yeah.
00:15:11.000 I mean, but it's also just about being fully committed.
00:15:14.000 Or the pause.
00:15:14.000 Yes.
00:15:15.000 Yes.
00:15:15.000 Yes.
00:15:16.000 Yeah.
00:15:16.000 And those pauses, yeah, that gives you, especially if something's really absurd, gives you that opportunity to go, what?
00:15:22.000 Yeah.
00:15:23.000 You don't want to just hammer them over the head with it.
00:15:27.000 So you just started doing that, and how did it lead to actual stand-up stand-up?
00:15:32.000 It was a really fun time in San Francisco because the comedy clubs were closing, so a lot of comics were coming to these open mic poetry rooms, and one of my favorite rooms was in this bar.
00:15:41.000 And also, I was from the suburbs of Detroit, and so just being in San Francisco, that was a real city, and a friendly city, you know?
00:15:49.000 Like, it's small enough, and it's beautiful, and they have a real arts scene, and it was the first time that I had seen, like, a real counterculture scene.
00:15:56.000 I think?
00:16:14.000 And I was like, I'm in.
00:16:16.000 Like, I'm done.
00:16:17.000 And I had no money.
00:16:18.000 And I would sit and crouch on the floor and drink like a half a beer and be like, oh, this is crazy.
00:16:23.000 And I would watch her read from her journal.
00:16:26.000 And I did a similar thing where I would just, and it was always, I didn't know my own mind or my own thoughts, really.
00:16:32.000 So I would write down random words and I would perform it.
00:16:35.000 I mean, and still now, it's, you know, I've progressed a bit, but it's like it informs you how the audience reacts, or it begins to.
00:16:43.000 And I just love seeing all these, like, different people and what they thought they were saying versus what they were really saying and what their intended effect was and how people were really seeing them.
00:16:54.000 Anyway, so comics started dropping into these rooms, like Patton Oswalt and...
00:17:00.000 Jeremy Kramer and Blaine Capatch and, you know, Greg Behrendt, all these Ron Lynch people that were more San Francisco affiliated that were there at that time would start doing these open mic nights.
00:17:14.000 But because a comic is so versed in their own voice that...
00:17:22.000 Watching them, I was like, oh, they know how to speak, and they're more polished.
00:17:28.000 And then that was attractive to me.
00:17:29.000 So I kind of gravitated towards, and there were all these alternative rooms that weren't comedy clubs.
00:17:36.000 And that was like, I loved that.
00:17:38.000 I just loved it.
00:17:39.000 Because there was room for mistakes.
00:17:42.000 There was room for the in-between.
00:17:43.000 It was like the real alt scene of that time.
00:17:48.000 Yeah.
00:17:49.000 That alt scene is interesting.
00:17:50.000 It's always interesting when a little branch of a style of comedy breaks off.
00:17:55.000 And some people do it because it feels more true to them.
00:18:01.000 Right.
00:18:02.000 And then some people do it because it seems like the cool hip thing to do.
00:18:05.000 And then some people it's just a combination of both, right?
00:18:10.000 The alt scene is an interesting scene, you know, because it also is attached to that one place that doesn't pay anybody, the UCB. Yeah.
00:18:18.000 I was always like, wait, what?
00:18:20.000 Oh, you mean because they're making money and no one else is making money?
00:18:23.000 Yeah.
00:18:23.000 I was always like, what?
00:18:26.000 Huh?
00:18:27.000 Like, how does that make sense?
00:18:29.000 People don't get paid at comedy clubs as well.
00:18:32.000 Well, sure they do.
00:18:33.000 Comedy store pays you.
00:18:34.000 You mean like 25 bucks?
00:18:35.000 25 bucks for regular sets and then you get a lot more than that if you do the main room.
00:18:39.000 Right.
00:18:40.000 The main room, they pay you real money.
00:18:41.000 So you're saying, why doesn't UCB throw $25 to people?
00:18:45.000 You have to pay them something.
00:18:46.000 People are paying to go there.
00:18:48.000 They're paying for gas.
00:18:50.000 They're traveling there.
00:18:51.000 Right.
00:18:51.000 And you're selling tickets to see them do their art.
00:18:53.000 Right.
00:18:54.000 Yeah, but if you're going to take that line, then everybody should be paid a lot more.
00:18:58.000 There should be a genuine percentage.
00:19:00.000 It's really only the Comedy Store.
00:19:01.000 We're like going back to that argument from the Comedy Store from the 70s.
00:19:05.000 It's a legit argument.
00:19:07.000 It's not legit that, look, this is where we live and it's a really important place to work out.
00:19:13.000 So we need it and we want it to be there.
00:19:16.000 And they pay you a little bit, but if they didn't pay you anything, like the Comedy Store went UCB and just didn't pay anybody anything.
00:19:22.000 Oh, that's interesting.
00:19:23.000 So you're saying even that little amount is an important...
00:19:26.000 It's something.
00:19:27.000 Yeah.
00:19:27.000 Like, especially it was important when the club wasn't making any money.
00:19:31.000 So if the club, I mean, the old days of the OR, you know, you got that 25 bucks.
00:19:35.000 Like, look, they're giving 25 bucks to 15 people.
00:19:39.000 Fine.
00:19:39.000 How much money are they really making?
00:19:41.000 I get what you're saying.
00:19:41.000 Because UCB, you're saying, has that vibe of like, hey, it's a workshop.
00:19:45.000 Right.
00:19:45.000 And you're like, you guys are making money off of it.
00:19:47.000 They're opening up new places.
00:19:48.000 Right.
00:19:49.000 I mean, this is a business, right?
00:19:50.000 I'm not telling them what to do or telling anybody who performs what to do.
00:19:53.000 I've performed there before.
00:19:54.000 Right.
00:19:54.000 It's just...
00:19:56.000 It's kind of weird.
00:19:57.000 It's like these festivals.
00:19:58.000 I got invited to one of those festivals once.
00:20:00.000 They offered to give me a pass, like a gold pass, where I could watch all the other acts.
00:20:05.000 That's what they were going to pay me with.
00:20:06.000 They weren't going to fly me.
00:20:07.000 They weren't going to put up in a hotel.
00:20:10.000 They weren't going to give me any money.
00:20:11.000 It reminds me of that thing in Steve Martin's book where he made that choice.
00:20:15.000 And again, a very different time, very different scene where he's like, I'm only headlining for money.
00:20:20.000 He made that conscious choice.
00:20:21.000 That would not work now.
00:20:22.000 And like you said, I work out in town.
00:20:25.000 I don't expect to get paid.
00:20:27.000 But it does.
00:20:27.000 It makes a difference that the comedy store, that system that is in place really works.
00:20:34.000 It's like, I'm a paid regular.
00:20:35.000 That was a big deal.
00:20:36.000 Because I remember I had been on the road doing...
00:20:40.000 Comedy really for the first time in the club proper, even though I had tons of stage time, but connecting it back to that alt scene where it would be a different thing every time, and I didn't quite know what I was saying.
00:20:52.000 So in the past four years was when I did the six shows per weekend, and you're like, I'm your entertainment for the night, and I learned how to do that.
00:21:00.000 Right, when people came out to see you.
00:21:02.000 Yes.
00:21:02.000 Don't mumble.
00:21:04.000 Tell them what you're talking about.
00:21:05.000 Repeat your theme.
00:21:07.000 Smile.
00:21:08.000 Talk to people.
00:21:09.000 I learned how to do that.
00:21:12.000 What was my point?
00:21:13.000 Do you feel in any way confined by that?
00:21:17.000 Because your beginnings were so sort of free and...
00:21:22.000 I think it's like a reverse.
00:21:24.000 The confinement of that is serving me because I needed to do that.
00:21:31.000 It took me...
00:21:32.000 I went about it like completely opposite.
00:21:35.000 I was so organic that now I'm finally getting some structure...
00:21:40.000 I'm like, for the first time, like, oh, that's a joke.
00:21:42.000 I've heard a joke.
00:21:43.000 I honestly was like, like I said, I had no idea why people were laughing.
00:21:48.000 I knew I liked it, but I wasn't exactly sure where it was going to come.
00:21:52.000 And I knew that I had a deep connection to it.
00:21:56.000 You know, that's what propelled me to do it.
00:21:58.000 I had a need to do it.
00:22:01.000 It was the only thing.
00:22:02.000 It kind of saved me.
00:22:03.000 I needed to, I mean, not to get all overly dramatic.
00:22:07.000 Comedy kind of saved you?
00:22:09.000 Performing, yeah.
00:22:10.000 Because I just was really...
00:22:12.000 didn't know how to express myself.
00:22:17.000 And it still, to this day, is like an ever kind of deepening thing, you know?
00:22:22.000 Yeah, it's a very weird discipline, right?
00:22:24.000 Yeah.
00:22:27.000 It's a weird thing to get involved with.
00:22:30.000 Chase down these ideas and try to figure out how to flesh them out and give them structure.
00:22:34.000 Do you feel like you are always, because I see you as somebody who's so powerful and such a strong point of view and strong belief system, do you feel like you've always kind of been that way?
00:22:47.000 No, I don't think so.
00:22:49.000 I think comedy, for sure, makes you chase down those ideas.
00:22:53.000 Like, what is your real feelings on things?
00:22:55.000 Yeah.
00:22:56.000 Because you're thinking about things so often.
00:22:58.000 And then, as you're saying things, you're thinking about people's reaction to them.
00:23:01.000 That's a big one.
00:23:02.000 A big one is that comedy has allowed me to really pay attention to other people's reactions more than, like, I think I wanted to.
00:23:10.000 Because I think...
00:23:12.000 If I had my own way and I had nothing to do with stand-up, I probably would be way more antisocial, way more guarded and protected, and way more insecure because I hadn't answered those questions.
00:23:25.000 I didn't pose them of myself because they made me uncomfortable.
00:23:29.000 So what stand-up allowed me to do is, like, I wasn't the most outgoing person.
00:23:34.000 Really?
00:23:34.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:23:35.000 I was very insecure.
00:23:36.000 And even so, I'd get, like, social anxiety.
00:23:39.000 I've talked about this before, but I would, like, talking to a bank teller, I'd know that I'm next to talk to the bank teller, and I'd kind of freak out.
00:23:45.000 I wouldn't exactly know how to talk and say things and do it right.
00:23:51.000 But it changed from teaching martial arts.
00:23:53.000 When I started teaching martial arts, I learned how to project in front of this big room full of people, which is something I never imagined I was going to do.
00:24:02.000 Any public speaking before that.
00:24:03.000 It was never on the menu.
00:24:05.000 I never even thought about it.
00:24:06.000 But when I taught classes, I had to teach them.
00:24:08.000 And I was teaching in universities.
00:24:10.000 I taught at BU, and I taught at some other places, some other gyms and stuff.
00:24:15.000 And you have to get these people's attention.
00:24:18.000 You have to be clear, and you have to have confidence.
00:24:21.000 But I knew what I was doing with martial arts.
00:24:22.000 Right, I was just going to ask you that.
00:24:23.000 It probably helped a lot.
00:24:24.000 For sure.
00:24:24.000 Even if you were nervous, you were like, let the skill kind of take over.
00:24:27.000 Yeah.
00:24:28.000 We would oftentimes, like, if we opened up a new school somewhere, we'd do a demonstration.
00:24:32.000 And then they'd give a speech afterwards, explain what the martial arts were.
00:24:36.000 But we'd do a demonstration first.
00:24:37.000 Like, people would hold, like...
00:24:38.000 Boards and shit and you'd kick them and stuff like that which we never did in real life We only did for demonstrations like we never trained that way But my point was like getting into stand-up.
00:24:47.000 I didn't have a particularly clean point of view I think I was 21 years old.
00:24:53.000 I was thinking was a moron, you know I didn't have any life experience other than martial arts and girls like that was all I could talk about and I didn't I knew martial arts weren't really funny.
00:25:03.000 So it's just relationship stuff but um Hey guys, how about when we hit that block and we don't really do that, am I right?
00:25:12.000 What's up with us kicking those blocks of wood, guys?
00:25:14.000 I mean, seriously.
00:25:16.000 Yeah, I mean, I had a similar thing of...
00:25:23.000 It helps to just even say anything and to be like, oh, I exist.
00:25:28.000 I have a voice.
00:25:29.000 And I'm just now starting to...
00:25:31.000 I mean, I have a lot of material that's true, but I'm just now kind of starting to build that deeper...
00:25:40.000 The belief system thing, you know, like I talk about my personal life and there are kernels of things in there, but it's it's scary to kind of Come out.
00:25:49.000 Yeah But it's fun because that's what people want, you know, that's what like that's what gets it going and that's what gets everybody excited and that's what It's cool.
00:25:59.000 Yeah, you know what comedy has taught me one really important thing as a person You're not done Never.
00:26:07.000 There's no like you're a finished product.
00:26:08.000 Yeah, I did it.
00:26:09.000 No, you're changed depending upon your attitude about how you look at your very existence right now.
00:26:14.000 It can shift within an hour.
00:26:16.000 It can shift back and forth.
00:26:18.000 It can shift in a day or two.
00:26:20.000 It's like if you take a few weeks off of stand-up.
00:26:22.000 I was just going to ask you that.
00:26:22.000 Is it hard for you to get back?
00:26:24.000 Yeah, it always feels weird.
00:26:25.000 I haven't done it very often, but I did it a couple of times in my career where I got like surgery or something like that and I had to take some time off.
00:26:33.000 And then I got burnt out once, maybe like five years ago, and I took three months off.
00:26:39.000 That was crazy.
00:26:40.000 That was real weird.
00:26:42.000 But then when I got back into it, it was before I came back to the store, too.
00:26:47.000 So it was a real issue with me, like, going on stage.
00:26:50.000 Like, the improv never felt like home.
00:26:52.000 It was like a place to fuck around.
00:26:53.000 It was a nice club.
00:26:54.000 But it never...
00:26:55.000 I didn't hang out there.
00:26:56.000 It just felt weird.
00:26:58.000 Didn't feel the same.
00:26:59.000 So I'd just do a set there and then I'd get out of here.
00:27:01.000 So I was missing like the camaraderie aspect of it.
00:27:03.000 And I just finished a special and I just didn't want to do anything for a while.
00:27:07.000 I wanted to chill.
00:27:08.000 And so I took like three months off.
00:27:10.000 But then when I came back, I came back with like a lot of purpose.
00:27:15.000 Like I really was enthusiastic about it.
00:27:16.000 I had been thinking about coming back for like a couple of weeks before I actually did it.
00:27:22.000 But you're always working at it.
00:27:25.000 Always.
00:27:26.000 You're always in the process of reaffirming, thinking things through, understanding who you are.
00:27:35.000 It varies with your health.
00:27:37.000 It varies with how you're eating.
00:27:39.000 It varies with who's in your life.
00:27:41.000 Your comedy radically varies.
00:27:43.000 Like how you interface with an audience radically, how you look at yourself, all that varies so much.
00:27:48.000 It's never done.
00:27:49.000 Have you ever been on stage and just been, not angry, but like not enjoying, kind of not wanting to be on stage and it shows in your performance or do you always get out of it through performing?
00:28:03.000 Or speaking it.
00:28:05.000 You can get upset.
00:28:06.000 There was a woman who kept heckling me in the front row of the Comedy Store, just interrupting, just stopping bits before I had a chance to explain them.
00:28:14.000 And then finally I had to kick her out.
00:28:16.000 And it was so annoying.
00:28:17.000 The way she did it, it was so entitled.
00:28:20.000 She was entitled to voice out her opinion in the middle.
00:28:23.000 I was doing this chunk last year on my last special about this guy who broke into the White House.
00:28:31.000 That a guy just broke into the White House.
00:28:32.000 You would think there would be all these things in place to keep someone from breaking the White House.
00:28:35.000 The guy just humped across the lawn, ran across the lawn, got to the front door, and there was only a girl sitting there.
00:28:40.000 One unarmed girl by herself.
00:28:42.000 He smacked her to the ground and just ran through the fucking White House.
00:28:46.000 And I had this whole bit about whose idea it was to just leave a girl by herself.
00:28:51.000 I think I've seen you do that.
00:28:53.000 And then I said that...
00:28:55.000 This is the part like this lady interrupted me.
00:28:58.000 I said, a lot of people think that women can do everything men can do, right?
00:29:03.000 And I go, well, that doesn't make sense because men can't even do everything men can do.
00:29:07.000 So I was in the middle of saying that doesn't even make sense because...
00:29:11.000 And the joke is, and I explained to her, I go, the joke is, lady, I've met Shaquille O'Neal and his dick is where my face is.
00:29:18.000 And if the White House is experiencing a Shaq attack...
00:29:22.000 We're good to go.
00:29:46.000 There's just some smart lady that was drunk that thought she could stop what she thought was sexism probably because she was drunk.
00:29:54.000 But there's a difference between like you then overcoming it and being like haha that was awesome and then the feeling of I think what I'm I was tense.
00:30:05.000 Yeah, like where you're just in inside your own head going I don't want to be here like that sucked like it's not fun.
00:30:11.000 It wasn't that it was just like I shouldn't have allowed myself to get so upset but I came into the stage upset that was part of the problem is that I had a crazy day with a lot of fucked up things happened and I carried that energy onto the stage There was a lot of weird shit that happened in my life that day.
00:30:28.000 It was just like enough enough fucking enough And then her.
00:30:31.000 Yeah, it's like weird shit with friends and a couple weird business things.
00:30:35.000 It was like a compounding day.
00:30:37.000 And then this lady was hammered.
00:30:39.000 And I gave her the benefit.
00:30:41.000 I tried to talk her into just release.
00:30:43.000 And I explained to her, this is how the bit would have gone if you didn't erupt.
00:30:46.000 I go, okay, get it.
00:30:48.000 See, I'm going to say something outrageous.
00:30:49.000 Then I'm going to say something more fucked up about myself.
00:30:51.000 This is what I do.
00:30:52.000 So I did it again.
00:30:53.000 And she interrupted again.
00:30:54.000 I'm like, get the fuck out.
00:30:55.000 Just get out.
00:30:56.000 Just get out.
00:30:56.000 But I was really upset.
00:30:59.000 And you shouldn't really get upset.
00:31:00.000 So when you allow yourself to get really upset, it's usually because you came into it Unbalanced.
00:31:06.000 And again, it's always, you're never done.
00:31:10.000 Like, you might think, well, I understand how to behave now.
00:31:12.000 I've got my shit together.
00:31:13.000 I get it.
00:31:14.000 But you don't.
00:31:15.000 You get it right now.
00:31:16.000 But if you let it slip, you won't get it tomorrow.
00:31:19.000 If you have the wrong attitude or the wrong approach, and the wrong dude cuts you off, you're like, fuck off!
00:31:26.000 Like, ah, where'd that come from?
00:31:27.000 Shit!
00:31:28.000 You know?
00:31:30.000 And going back to what we were talking about earlier when you said you're not awkward, two things.
00:31:36.000 You're much more of a teddy bear now than you used to be, don't you think?
00:31:41.000 I've never thought of myself as a teddy bear.
00:31:43.000 Well, when I see you now, you're just like...
00:31:46.000 I'm not saying you weren't like this before, but you just are so positive and loving and kind of like you can feel it.
00:31:56.000 Whereas...
00:31:57.000 And, you know, there's a lot of baggage in the past, and we never, not baggage, but, like, I was like, oh, that guy hates women.
00:32:03.000 Oh, that guy hates me.
00:32:04.000 But that was also when Duncan was hanging out with you, you know, he and I just broke up, so that was the baggage I was referring to.
00:32:12.000 But, like, I just thought, you know, you have such a strong energy that I was like, oh, that guy and I, not that I, it's weird, because I wasn't, like, I just never pictured us talking easily.
00:32:27.000 Yeah.
00:32:28.000 Not saying that it wouldn't have happened then, because it just didn't, but I was like, whoa, what's up with that dude?
00:32:33.000 I get it.
00:32:34.000 I've said on stage a bunch of times that I look like a sexist.
00:32:39.000 I look like I would be a dick.
00:32:41.000 That's what I look like.
00:32:43.000 There's not much you can do about it.
00:32:44.000 If you lift weights and you have a fat head, you look like a dickhead.
00:32:50.000 Right?
00:32:50.000 There's no way around it.
00:32:51.000 What was that thing I was watching some of your recent podcasts where it was like, What are the shirts, the feminine for...
00:33:02.000 Oh, the future is feminine.
00:33:03.000 The future is feminine.
00:33:04.000 I want to wear the future is masculine and you wear the future is feminine and then we just walk around.
00:33:12.000 For whatever that image of yourself, I'm like the equal but opposite.
00:33:16.000 Like if I built my compound, it'd be like crystals and lavender and soft.
00:33:21.000 You know what the problem with that statement, the future is feminine, is the problem with every single statement.
00:33:26.000 You cannot boil down the future to one fucking sentence.
00:33:30.000 Of course.
00:33:30.000 You just can't.
00:33:31.000 That's why it would be funny.
00:33:33.000 It's preposterous.
00:33:34.000 It would be fun.
00:33:35.000 I would like to just wear the future as masculine and just not acknowledge it.
00:33:38.000 What's up?
00:33:39.000 Yeah, the future is masculine, guys.
00:33:41.000 Get used to it.
00:33:43.000 You should roll a pack of cigarettes in one of your sleeves.
00:33:46.000 Like the Fonz.
00:33:47.000 Fuck you, man!
00:33:50.000 Is that masculine for you?
00:33:51.000 Yeah, no, it makes no sense.
00:33:53.000 No, it's silly.
00:33:54.000 Oh, and then the other thing that, when I was talking about going on the road, which I was going to mention, coming back to the store, because I was there in the 90s too, and it was just like a terrible place and a bad vibe.
00:34:05.000 Weird vibe, right?
00:34:06.000 Dark and dank.
00:34:07.000 What year did you get there?
00:34:09.000 I moved to L.A. in 94, and I was in San Francisco for a couple years before that.
00:34:16.000 94. Did you perform at the clubs in San Francisco as well?
00:34:21.000 I did bars.
00:34:23.000 Did you do the punchline?
00:34:24.000 Oh, you did bars?
00:34:24.000 I never did the punchline.
00:34:26.000 Have you still done it?
00:34:27.000 Have you done it since?
00:34:27.000 I have, yeah.
00:34:28.000 It's great.
00:34:28.000 Fucking amazing.
00:34:29.000 It's great.
00:34:30.000 I love it.
00:34:30.000 That place is amazing.
00:34:31.000 I love it, yeah.
00:34:32.000 Cobbs was a little strange.
00:34:34.000 Big ceiling.
00:34:35.000 It's so big.
00:34:36.000 And the people are way back there that are in the balcony.
00:34:38.000 They're way back.
00:34:39.000 Oh my gosh.
00:34:40.000 Hi.
00:34:40.000 Hi back there.
00:34:41.000 My husband, who like, he used to, before we had a child, he used to come see my one-woman show that I did.
00:34:46.000 I think he came like every...
00:34:47.000 Anyway, he saw me at Cobbs and he sat back there.
00:34:51.000 And it was a great assessment because he goes, you've gotten really good because I had been on the road.
00:34:56.000 But he goes...
00:34:56.000 That's a really hard room, because these people, especially that late show, like, they've just had dinner, and they're there, and it's so dark, and it's, it's like a room, I don't know, some people love it, but it's a room that's sort of seen its heyday at a different time that it would be packed out.
00:35:12.000 I don't know, maybe you...
00:35:14.000 Like it?
00:35:15.000 If you pack it out and they're there to see you?
00:35:17.000 I do like that room, but it's a different room than it used to be.
00:35:20.000 I used to do the old Cobbs.
00:35:22.000 That's where I met...
00:35:23.000 Man, I did...
00:35:25.000 That's where I met Al Magical.
00:35:26.000 Al Magical started working together in like 1998 or some shit.
00:35:31.000 Really?
00:35:31.000 Yeah.
00:35:31.000 It was a long time ago.
00:35:32.000 But the old one was tiny.
00:35:35.000 Like just a little bit bigger than the belly room.
00:35:37.000 I mean, it was like...
00:35:38.000 I like that.
00:35:39.000 Like a hundred seats or something like that.
00:35:40.000 It was really ridiculously small.
00:35:42.000 I think...
00:35:43.000 I might be off by a little.
00:35:44.000 It might be like 130. But they would stuff everybody in there to get 130. And it was this tiny little club.
00:35:49.000 And I used to work it, even though I could make less money there than I could at the Punchline, I liked it better.
00:35:57.000 I was like, this place is better.
00:35:59.000 It's grimy, it's tiny.
00:36:01.000 And then Tom Sawyer, the guy who ran it, was a huge comedy nerd.
00:36:05.000 The dude really loved comedy.
00:36:07.000 And so I liked that.
00:36:08.000 And I'm like, good, he's supporting good comedy.
00:36:10.000 Fuck it.
00:36:11.000 So I started going there.
00:36:12.000 So then when they turned into the new place, I was like, this is the opposite of what you guys were.
00:36:17.000 You guys were the most intimate club, and now you're one of the most cavernous.
00:36:21.000 That makes sense.
00:36:23.000 Yeah, clubs have to be, like, they've got to be right on top of you.
00:36:27.000 I was going to say, I came back from going on the road for the first time and doing the six shows, and I was on 24, which I love that we're just full-on comedy shop talking, by the way.
00:36:41.000 We do that all the time.
00:36:42.000 I do that all the time.
00:36:44.000 Does it feel unusual?
00:36:45.000 No, no.
00:36:46.000 I like it.
00:36:47.000 I like it.
00:36:49.000 I just got a little self-conscious for a minute.
00:36:51.000 I'm like, anyway, the rooms and the ceiling.
00:36:53.000 It's interesting.
00:36:54.000 It's just a funny thing.
00:36:55.000 I think people enjoy it, too, because they like hearing people who are professionals talk about what makes it good and what makes it bad.
00:37:01.000 And then when they're there themselves, they're like, oh, yeah, the room's kind of high in this place.
00:37:05.000 Oh, this place is intimate.
00:37:08.000 You gave me the confidence to get back in it.
00:37:10.000 So I was on 24 when it came back and we filmed in London because it had been done for like two years and they brought it back.
00:37:18.000 And it was the end of that airing and it was the first time I was going on the road as a comic.
00:37:24.000 So, because my face was on TV and people were super into 24, my show's packed out.
00:37:31.000 The first time I had ever gone on the road, right?
00:37:32.000 My first 45-50 minute show.
00:37:35.000 And I first hit the stage at like Sidesplitters Tampa or whatever.
00:37:39.000 You know, it's like, all your shows are sold out.
00:37:41.000 And first of all, my opener and my middle are like, this is great, it's sold out.
00:37:46.000 But then when they got on the stage, they come off, they're like, your audience is weird.
00:37:49.000 Yeah.
00:37:50.000 Because they're 24 fans, and they don't come out to clubs, right?
00:37:54.000 Right, right.
00:37:54.000 Like, I would sometimes have somebody sitting, like, with a...
00:37:57.000 This guy had an article of clothing that I had worn in season three, so I'm, like, trying to do comedy, like, okay, like, you just want me to sign your thing.
00:38:05.000 But, you know, my approach was, because I'm in my own head, so I'm like, hi, so my name's Mary Lynn, and doing my, like, I'm uncomfortable, and that's where my comedy comes from.
00:38:15.000 And the whole vibe was like, what...
00:38:18.000 You know, like, you're a TV star.
00:38:20.000 Like, we came to see you.
00:38:21.000 And I had to adjust and, like, take that in.
00:38:25.000 And then not only take it in, but talk about it, you know?
00:38:28.000 And I would just be like Jack Bauer.
00:38:30.000 And they'd be like, ha, ha, ha, ha, like, losing their shit.
00:38:32.000 And, like, I would just make somebody in the audience, like, you're my Jack Bauer.
00:38:36.000 And then I just, you know, had to make it, like, 5, 10, 15 minutes of, like...
00:38:41.000 Let's talk about it, because it was such an amazing thing.
00:38:44.000 And it was to me, too.
00:38:45.000 But that was the only drama I had ever been on.
00:38:48.000 And I had this whole other world of comedy that I had been doing, but the intersection of that was just bizarre.
00:38:56.000 But then, like you said, you're never done, and you never know what's going to happen, and you adjust to it.
00:39:01.000 So I would do the 24 stuff, and then I would go into my...
00:39:06.000 That's my stuff about my life and my personal life and my point of view.
00:39:10.000 And then that became really gratifying, you know, once I sort of brought them in, did the thing that they needed to hear about, which is also part of my life.
00:39:21.000 So, you know.
00:39:22.000 How long did it take before they stopped coming to see you because you're from 24 and started coming to see you because you're a funny comic?
00:39:29.000 Oh, I'm still waiting for that to happen.
00:39:32.000 I'm still hoping for a career in comedy.
00:39:36.000 No, seriously.
00:39:37.000 Well, then it dropped off, right?
00:39:38.000 So I did that same circuit a year and a half later, and there would be some super fans, there would be some comedy fans, and there would be some people that didn't know why the hell they were there.
00:39:46.000 Oh, so it switched around.
00:39:54.000 Going, you're not funny.
00:39:56.000 And I'm like, you know, and this poor person's like, she's a superstar.
00:39:59.000 Like, why is she in this shithole?
00:40:01.000 And the other guy's like, I don't know who she is.
00:40:02.000 And that guy's like, you don't get what I get because she's from Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
00:40:07.000 And then I would pit them against each other.
00:40:08.000 I'm like, she doesn't get it, but you get it.
00:40:10.000 And it's like, oh, the burden of being so versatile, you know?
00:40:14.000 It's such a cross to bear.
00:40:16.000 It must have been a fun transition, though, once you got through the initial stages, because a lot of people would have bailed.
00:40:22.000 Like, a lot of people, okay, fuck doing the road.
00:40:24.000 This is just too crazy.
00:40:25.000 It's too weird.
00:40:26.000 Yeah, I love it.
00:40:26.000 I mean, it sucks, but I love it.
00:40:28.000 It's awesome.
00:40:29.000 But it's sort of changed who you are then, right?
00:40:32.000 Like, what you think of yourself.
00:40:33.000 You're like a real comic now.
00:40:35.000 Yeah.
00:40:36.000 Yeah.
00:40:36.000 You know, for so many years, I had that little, like, ooh, you haven't done the road.
00:40:41.000 Like, you haven't really done it.
00:40:42.000 And now I'm like, no, I know how to do this.
00:40:44.000 Fuck, there's so many people that don't do the road that I wish would leave.
00:40:48.000 You know?
00:40:49.000 I'm like, God, you gotta experience it.
00:40:50.000 You gotta go out there.
00:40:51.000 But they don't want to do, like, the shitty road.
00:40:53.000 Well, you have to do the shitty road.
00:40:55.000 I also learned something about myself, the shitty road, because I... I would not have a car, and I'd take the hotel that they gave me that would be by the freeway that would be not even near the city and a little bit from the club, and I'd just hole up.
00:41:08.000 And then it took me a while to realize, like, oh, you like that.
00:41:11.000 Like, I like a certain amount of suffering and, like, it's so shitty here.
00:41:16.000 I'm going to go, like, walk along the freeway, and then, you know, someone would be like, why didn't you get a car?
00:41:21.000 I'm like, I don't know.
00:41:22.000 I just walked over to Chili's for lunch, and...
00:41:27.000 Along the grass on the side of the freeway.
00:41:30.000 I like it.
00:41:31.000 I like it.
00:41:32.000 So you actually like the dinginess of weird cities.
00:41:37.000 Is that what you're saying?
00:41:38.000 Yeah.
00:41:39.000 Or I don't know.
00:41:40.000 The part of me likes the shittiness of it.
00:41:46.000 Just a Bukowski-esque?
00:41:49.000 I don't know why.
00:41:50.000 There was one hotel room that had like a dining room table for 10 and like these big plastic flowers with dust all over them and this weird hot plate with foil on it and a walk-in closet.
00:42:02.000 But it was the shittiest, most run-down.
00:42:06.000 Like, who's partying in here?
00:42:08.000 Like, whose fancy hotel suite is this?
00:42:11.000 It couldn't have been shittier.
00:42:14.000 And it was...
00:42:15.000 Yeah, I guess it's just fascinating.
00:42:17.000 And I... I like being comfortable, you know?
00:42:21.000 I like having my things, but I guess I like that too.
00:42:26.000 Yeah.
00:42:26.000 I like feeling the pain of that.
00:42:28.000 Whatever, I'm just not being comfortable.
00:42:31.000 But also because it's in contrast to your life in LA, right?
00:42:35.000 Yeah.
00:42:37.000 Fucking TV star.
00:42:39.000 Get some cash.
00:42:40.000 So much cash all the time.
00:42:43.000 I've seen those pictures on your Instagram.
00:42:46.000 Diamonds and gold.
00:42:47.000 Just throwing it up in the air.
00:42:51.000 Your thing is isolation tank.
00:42:52.000 Mine is I get in one of those blowers where the money...
00:42:55.000 That's what I do in the morning.
00:42:56.000 I just get in my little room.
00:42:57.000 I'm like, money!
00:42:58.000 It's just a cyclone of hundreds.
00:43:01.000 Surround me.
00:43:02.000 I get a money massage.
00:43:04.000 Yeah, it's so great.
00:43:07.000 But when you're in the road and you're in like a shitty hotel in Pittsburgh or something, it's in the middle of January, you look out and the sky is like a shitty, dark, smoky gray.
00:43:18.000 There's not even a hint of sun.
00:43:20.000 It's noon, you look out, nothing.
00:43:22.000 Everybody's got this look on their face.
00:43:25.000 Everybody's just sourpuss.
00:43:27.000 You're just wiping dust off the window, so...
00:43:31.000 Like that weird air conditioning or heater that doesn't really work and just blows in one area.
00:43:36.000 My favorite is the ones that crank on.
00:43:37.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:43:37.000 Loud in the middle of the night.
00:43:39.000 You can't control them.
00:43:40.000 Like, oh, you fucking asshole.
00:43:42.000 I once had a lady in a hotel room.
00:43:48.000 How did this go?
00:43:49.000 She was the receptionist.
00:43:52.000 God, it's all a blur.
00:43:54.000 I don't even remember what city it is.
00:43:56.000 One of those low-mid hotels.
00:43:59.000 She calls me.
00:44:00.000 I'm napping.
00:44:01.000 It's like after you do the radio or something, I'm napping.
00:44:04.000 Oh, hi.
00:44:05.000 There's a fan down here with a bottle of wine for you.
00:44:09.000 Can I send him up?
00:44:11.000 I swear to God.
00:44:12.000 I've never felt more unsafe or on the verge of a breakdown.
00:44:17.000 First of all, you woke me up.
00:44:19.000 Second of all, you're the gateway between...
00:44:23.000 But it was such a small town and it was such a foreign concept to her.
00:44:28.000 To me, I was like, that's inherent, right?
00:44:31.000 Like, you're the protection that I have.
00:44:34.000 Should I send him up a stranger who stopped at the hotel with a bottle of wine?
00:44:40.000 He's got a bottle of drugs for you.
00:44:42.000 Yeah.
00:44:43.000 Should I send him up?
00:44:44.000 Seems like a good move.
00:44:46.000 And then, you know what I did as I actually took his...
00:44:49.000 I could hear him in the background go, no, no, no, that's okay.
00:44:51.000 Like, he actually was a nice guy.
00:44:54.000 Nice enough of a person that would do that.
00:44:56.000 But he wanted to bring a bottle of wine to your room.
00:44:58.000 I think that was her idea.
00:45:00.000 And so then I started, like, instead of going, what the fuck are you talking about?
00:45:03.000 I just went, okay, well...
00:45:06.000 I'll come down and get it.
00:45:08.000 And then I came down and met him.
00:45:11.000 But it was so unsettling.
00:45:13.000 And that was her idea.
00:45:14.000 It wasn't his idea.
00:45:15.000 But instead of saying, don't do that, and setting her straight, I took the middle road.
00:45:20.000 How well did you go back to sleep after that?
00:45:22.000 Not so good, right?
00:45:23.000 Well, I drank that bottle of wine and had the best show of my life.
00:45:27.000 I hung over at the show.
00:45:31.000 Yeah, that's creepy.
00:45:32.000 Ali Wong has a great bit of I'm Not Gonna Do It Justice, and I don't want to paraphrase it either, and I don't want to tell anybody what it's about, but it's essentially the difference between life for a woman comic on the road versus life for a male comic.
00:45:45.000 It's a big difference.
00:45:48.000 The danger level, that's like guys that get obsessed with you, want to bring you wine and shit.
00:45:56.000 That's got to be weird.
00:45:58.000 I had another guy.
00:45:59.000 It was the guy who held the sweater.
00:46:01.000 He's like, it's your sweater from season three.
00:46:04.000 So he bought it somehow online?
00:46:06.000 He bought it.
00:46:06.000 And then after the show, he showed me...
00:46:09.000 I don't know what's wrong with me because I'm like, he was a really nice guy.
00:46:13.000 Like, this is a terrible situation.
00:46:15.000 But I, for whatever reason, I'm like...
00:46:18.000 He needs me to listen to him right now.
00:46:20.000 And I stood there like, what is wrong with me?
00:46:22.000 He had two thick photo books of the thousands of dollars of memorabilia and the pictures of all the items and the itemized of shit from the show.
00:46:34.000 And again, I'm there.
00:46:36.000 I'm looking around like, anybody seeing this?
00:46:39.000 Just me and him?
00:46:40.000 Okay, yeah, you guys continue cleaning.
00:46:41.000 Because that's the weird thing, too.
00:46:43.000 Because I'm a superstar on one end, but on the other end, it's like, not really.
00:46:48.000 I don't have the money.
00:46:49.000 I'm not bringing anyone with me.
00:46:51.000 I'm like a regular headliner on the road.
00:46:55.000 Most places do have security, though, right?
00:46:56.000 Most places.
00:46:57.000 Yeah, sure.
00:46:58.000 Yeah.
00:46:58.000 Yeah, they just probably weren't aware that they should be paying attention.
00:47:02.000 Yeah, maybe they thought, that's a friend of hers.
00:47:04.000 It's also a weird thing, like, when do you step in?
00:47:06.000 The guy's got a bunch of books filled with memorabilia.
00:47:08.000 Okay.
00:47:09.000 Like, when, that seems okay.
00:47:10.000 Like, that doesn't, like, it's just a, he's a very, very, very enthusiastic fan.
00:47:14.000 Yes.
00:47:15.000 But, like, at what point in time does everyone go, hey, hey, hey, hey, what?
00:47:18.000 And, you know, ultimately, I'm glad I did it, because I feel like I validated him, even though I wanted to go, like...
00:47:23.000 What happened?
00:47:25.000 You spent $75,000 on all this stuff.
00:47:29.000 But what can you do?
00:47:30.000 So I was like, this is great.
00:47:32.000 This is terrific.
00:47:33.000 You did a really good job.
00:47:35.000 She just reached out with a pair of scissors.
00:47:36.000 This is for you.
00:47:38.000 And if you're listening, you did do a really good job.
00:47:40.000 And you have a lot of really cool stuff that no one else has.
00:47:44.000 There you go.
00:47:45.000 And I'm happy for you.
00:47:48.000 It's always weird when you're a comic, too, or you're Comedienne in nature and you do something that's not comedic, right?
00:47:59.000 Yeah.
00:47:59.000 Like if you're a comedian and you do a drama show, like 24 was basically like a drama, right?
00:48:07.000 Yeah, it's one of the most serious shows ever.
00:48:10.000 Ever.
00:48:11.000 Right?
00:48:11.000 Super drama.
00:48:11.000 Yeah.
00:48:12.000 I think I messed up.
00:48:14.000 No.
00:48:14.000 I should have just rolled into another drama.
00:48:17.000 I had to open my mouth and show everybody how not the computer genius I am.
00:48:23.000 Like, what is wrong with me?
00:48:25.000 I've set up obstacles.
00:48:27.000 You know her from 24. What?
00:48:30.000 Welcome the comedy stylings of...
00:48:32.000 Do you remember when Richard Belzer got on Law and Order?
00:48:35.000 Oh, yeah.
00:48:36.000 And everybody was like, what?
00:48:37.000 And then stopped being funny.
00:48:39.000 Like, he doesn't do any comedy anymore, I don't think.
00:48:43.000 I gotta clean up my act.
00:48:45.000 Should I only be funny now or should I get on another drama?
00:48:49.000 Well, I think you should stay funny.
00:48:51.000 Just be the funny.
00:48:53.000 Just do that.
00:48:54.000 Oh, I never completed this, whatever, the story of going through being on the road and then coming back to the store and thinking like, I got it because I've been on the road, right?
00:49:03.000 Right.
00:49:04.000 Coming back, doing the main room, don't got it at all.
00:49:09.000 Dry mouth, terrible set, guy in the front row is miming falling asleep and mouthing to me how boring I am because I'm like...
00:49:18.000 Wow.
00:49:19.000 It was intense.
00:49:20.000 But that's also the beauty of the store because you're like, oh, that was one thing on the road and this is another thing.
00:49:28.000 You've got to go deeper and get real.
00:49:31.000 It's running with a weight vest on.
00:49:32.000 That's what I'd describe it.
00:49:34.000 You can run fast with a weight vest on if your legs are strong.
00:49:38.000 But otherwise you're gonna be fucked.
00:49:40.000 Yeah, I love it.
00:49:41.000 Yeah, it's an intense place.
00:49:44.000 I remember you and I were talking about something there once, like fairly recently, within the last year.
00:49:49.000 Were you like, I don't know what I'm doing.
00:49:51.000 Oh yeah, I told you I'm like, I'm quitting.
00:49:54.000 I quit.
00:49:55.000 Were you serious?
00:49:56.000 I couldn't tell if you were serious.
00:49:57.000 Yeah, of course.
00:49:57.000 Deadly.
00:49:58.000 That's me every six days.
00:50:01.000 Or if I take more than two days off.
00:50:04.000 I'm done.
00:50:05.000 I don't need to talk to anybody or go anywhere or do anything.
00:50:10.000 I'm done.
00:50:11.000 Like, that's my nature.
00:50:12.000 That's what I fight with.
00:50:13.000 What brings you back?
00:50:16.000 What gets you from there to, fuck it, I'll just go do it?
00:50:19.000 I just force myself.
00:50:23.000 But you don't have 100% confidence in your future resolve.
00:50:27.000 Like, you don't.
00:50:29.000 No.
00:50:32.000 In the future, do you think there's gonna come a time where a week turns into a month, turns into a year, and then 24 again comes on.
00:50:42.000 Didn't they do 24 with a black guy?
00:50:43.000 Wasn't that recent?
00:50:44.000 Is that still okay?
00:50:46.000 Is it still good?
00:50:46.000 No, it's done.
00:50:48.000 Yeah, they did it with a whole new cast.
00:50:50.000 I think it went one season.
00:50:52.000 Well, that's what happens, fucking white people.
00:50:55.000 You ruined it.
00:50:58.000 Thanks, white people.
00:50:59.000 Thanks, white people.
00:51:02.000 You didn't promote it good enough.
00:51:03.000 You promoted it great for Kiefer Sutherland.
00:51:05.000 Oh, I didn't understand where you're going with that.
00:51:08.000 Yeah!
00:51:08.000 Black actor, and you fucking half-ass and cancel it before people grew to love it.
00:51:13.000 I think that was a pretty tough, uh...
00:51:16.000 Act to follow?
00:51:17.000 Yeah.
00:51:17.000 Yeah, I'm sure.
00:51:18.000 Yeah, people get angry when you redo something.
00:51:20.000 Yeah.
00:51:21.000 You know, you call it the same thing, like, fuck off, it's not 24. How about come up with another name?
00:51:25.000 Huh?
00:51:26.000 Yeah, I think that was a hard...
00:51:27.000 The World's in Trouble.
00:51:29.000 Starring...
00:51:29.000 I like that.
00:51:30.000 Super cool black guy.
00:51:32.000 Who was the guy that played the...
00:51:34.000 Corey Hawkins?
00:51:35.000 Is that right?
00:51:36.000 I don't know who that gentleman is.
00:51:37.000 Yeah, he's great.
00:51:38.000 Just, they fucked him.
00:51:39.000 Yeah.
00:51:40.000 Goddamn white people.
00:51:41.000 Fucked him over.
00:51:42.000 White people.
00:51:42.000 Yeah.
00:51:43.000 Yeah.
00:51:44.000 Fucking hate white people.
00:51:45.000 That's my take on it.
00:51:47.000 So, are you gonna do a special, you think?
00:51:50.000 I'd like to.
00:51:52.000 I'd like to.
00:51:53.000 You should.
00:51:54.000 I want, yes.
00:51:55.000 I think you're very funny.
00:51:56.000 Thanks, girl.
00:51:58.000 I do.
00:51:59.000 Thank you.
00:51:59.000 I do.
00:52:00.000 I think you're hilarious.
00:52:01.000 I'm glad you're doing it still.
00:52:02.000 Like, when you were telling me that you were going to quit, I was like, you know.
00:52:05.000 You were my angel that night.
00:52:06.000 You really were.
00:52:07.000 You lifted me up from the depths.
00:52:09.000 I love that you're like, were you serious?
00:52:11.000 I'm like, no, you lifted me up from the depths of hell.
00:52:16.000 Well, I could tell you were really down.
00:52:18.000 I was like, that's crazy.
00:52:19.000 I know who's funny.
00:52:20.000 You're hilarious.
00:52:22.000 And you're really nice.
00:52:23.000 You know, so I was like, you know.
00:52:26.000 It's a weird thing to do.
00:52:28.000 It's a weird thing to do.
00:52:30.000 And maybe you don't have to.
00:52:31.000 None of us do, really.
00:52:32.000 I mean, there's going to come a point in my life where I'm probably like, eh, I'm not going to do this anymore.
00:52:37.000 But for right now...
00:52:39.000 But that's cool that you love the live show as much as you do.
00:52:46.000 It's a struggle.
00:52:47.000 I really enjoy struggling.
00:52:49.000 I do.
00:52:50.000 I think it's very important.
00:52:51.000 It's very important for my balance as a person.
00:52:54.000 Especially me.
00:52:55.000 I have maniacal genetics.
00:52:57.000 My brain just has to be constantly overrun with things to think about and do.
00:53:03.000 My brain just wants to go.
00:53:05.000 Just, come on!
00:53:06.000 Let's go!
00:53:06.000 We need more fucking stimulation!
00:53:08.000 Let's go!
00:53:09.000 It always needs something.
00:53:11.000 So what I do is just stuff it filled with information, work it out, get it to run hills and do jujitsu and yoga and burn that motherfucker out so that I could be calm.
00:53:21.000 And so a lot of what people notice today versus how I was like 20 years ago is I understand myself better.
00:53:29.000 I'm better at managing my business.
00:53:31.000 Like, whatever are the things that make you you, I'm better at managing those to be very positive.
00:53:38.000 To just be, just overall, and my attitude is very different too.
00:53:41.000 It's overall just nicer to people.
00:53:43.000 And how did you become nicer?
00:53:45.000 Just realized that when I'm at my best, that's who I am.
00:53:50.000 And the only variation between that and when I'm at my worst...
00:53:53.000 Wait, do you think you weren't nice before?
00:53:54.000 Yeah, I was nice.
00:53:55.000 I just wasn't as nice as I am now.
00:53:58.000 I've always been nice.
00:53:59.000 But I've always been nice.
00:54:01.000 I'm quicker to pull the trigger back then.
00:54:04.000 Right.
00:54:04.000 You know, and I'm less...
00:54:06.000 Do you remember when we were at the comedy store?
00:54:08.000 This was pretty recently.
00:54:09.000 And that guy came into the bathroom when I was in there.
00:54:13.000 You totally pulled, like, the best male, like, strong guy.
00:54:19.000 It was so good.
00:54:22.000 You're like...
00:54:23.000 Because I... I think the guy was like on coke or a combo of something And again, it's like, do I not have a regard for my own being?
00:54:34.000 Because part of me kind of left my body and was like, wow, this guy is crazy.
00:54:38.000 Because he's like, give me a kiss.
00:54:40.000 And it's like in the women's bathroom.
00:54:42.000 Right, right, right.
00:54:43.000 And then I think he had done it to someone else, so it was kind of going around.
00:54:46.000 And then I ran into you and I was like, yeah, that just happened to me.
00:54:48.000 And you were like, what?
00:54:50.000 Where is he?
00:54:51.000 And you were immediately like, I'm going to beat his ass.
00:54:54.000 But simultaneously, you were like, get security to get this guy.
00:54:57.000 It was so awesome.
00:54:58.000 Well, that guy was a creep.
00:55:00.000 It was so creepy.
00:55:01.000 I was upset that I wasn't there as it was happening.
00:55:04.000 I know.
00:55:05.000 Yeah.
00:55:06.000 That's unfortunate that you're always going to have to...
00:55:09.000 But I rarely enjoy that response that you had.
00:55:14.000 I was like, that was awesome.
00:55:17.000 I like this.
00:55:18.000 You rarely enjoy it.
00:55:18.000 I could be a lady after all.
00:55:23.000 I just don't know how to do it.
00:55:25.000 I miss the boat.
00:55:27.000 I think the only reason why you can enjoy it is because it is in stark contrast to how I behave when people are nice.
00:55:36.000 There's a difference, right?
00:55:38.000 It's like, break glass in case of emergency.
00:55:42.000 That was an emergency.
00:55:43.000 This is a real creep.
00:55:46.000 It's cool to see that.
00:55:47.000 So many coked up assholes at that fucking store lately.
00:55:50.000 There's so many coked up weirdos.
00:55:52.000 Are there?
00:55:53.000 Coke must be making a comeback in Hollywood.
00:55:54.000 It must be.
00:55:56.000 Kind of like put my blinders onto it.
00:55:58.000 Probably should.
00:55:59.000 There's a lot of people with fucking bright eyes and ideas and business plans.
00:56:04.000 Ideas.
00:56:04.000 They want to fucking pitch you some things.
00:56:06.000 By the way, that's what I need.
00:56:06.000 If you're the overactive, I'm the opposite.
00:56:08.000 Like if I see a bed out of the corner of my eye, I'm like, oh, that could be great right now.
00:56:13.000 Like that's my avoidance tactic.
00:56:15.000 Just like, just go to sleep.
00:56:17.000 Yeah, I can't do that.
00:56:19.000 It doesn't work.
00:56:21.000 I just lie there and think.
00:56:22.000 But my sort of road of discovering, like, my hidden anger core, I'm like, oh!
00:56:28.000 Like peeling off the layers of like, oh, she's uncomfortable, she's quiet, she doesn't react, and it's like...
00:56:33.000 No, no, no.
00:56:34.000 They're in there.
00:56:34.000 You've just buried them, like, all of your feelings in, like, politeness.
00:56:39.000 So comedy has helped me with that, too.
00:56:41.000 Because early on, I was, like, way too reactive.
00:56:43.000 I'd be like, oh, what do you think?
00:56:45.000 Like, talking to an audience member, it's like, no, no, you're in control.
00:56:48.000 Like, you tell them where it's going.
00:56:50.000 You steer it.
00:56:50.000 Like, yes, you can listen to it, but...
00:56:53.000 Um, so that's, it's teaching me that as well, how to like, drive the train instead of like, I'm gonna be open to you and listen and go wherever you want me to go, you know, and just react to you.
00:57:07.000 There's also, like, there's a weird feedback loop thing going on there because people like it when you go, oh, well, what do you think?
00:57:14.000 So you like the fact that they like that you do that, and then you avoid the conflict that way.
00:57:20.000 But then you have to swallow it for the rest of the day.
00:57:23.000 Totally.
00:57:25.000 That's so true.
00:57:30.000 Yeah.
00:57:31.000 Well, I mean, it's like I said, being a person and being a comic are very similar in that you're never done.
00:57:37.000 We're just never done.
00:57:38.000 You know?
00:57:39.000 You're always trying to fix that thing.
00:57:40.000 Always trying to tweak it.
00:57:41.000 Make it a little better.
00:57:43.000 And then, that's like one of the big arguments for writing new material too.
00:57:48.000 The idea is that every time you write a new act, especially when you have to, like release a special or something like that, you're going to be better because you understand comedy better than you did two years ago.
00:57:58.000 You're just going to be better.
00:57:59.000 If you've really been paying attention and you really are looking at it correctly, you're going to be better.
00:58:05.000 God, it's so hard because you're right.
00:58:06.000 You want to avoid it.
00:58:07.000 You want to go to that bed.
00:58:07.000 It's right there.
00:58:08.000 It's right there, Raylan.
00:58:10.000 So comfy.
00:58:12.000 So cozy.
00:58:14.000 Pets.
00:58:16.000 Cats.
00:58:16.000 Dogs.
00:58:16.000 Fluffed pillow.
00:58:18.000 Oh, you get your pets in the bed with you?
00:58:19.000 No.
00:58:20.000 Oh, yeah.
00:58:20.000 I have to keep them out because of my allergies.
00:58:22.000 But then when they sneak in and surround me.
00:58:25.000 What are you allergic to?
00:58:27.000 Everything.
00:58:28.000 You have cats and dogs and you're allergic to them?
00:58:30.000 Yeah, my husband got the cat.
00:58:31.000 That's what put it over the edge.
00:58:33.000 I had two dogs for the longest time and I ignored it.
00:58:36.000 And then it's the weather and the cat and I just went over this edge where I always had like this really bad cold.
00:58:41.000 And then I finally had to go and I tried all the organic things and I finally had to go and get the like twice a week.
00:58:48.000 But when they tested it, it was like everything just like paper and pollen and pets.
00:58:53.000 Paper?
00:58:54.000 You're allergic to paper?
00:58:55.000 Yeah.
00:58:56.000 Wow.
00:58:58.000 But then I got those shots twice a week.
00:59:00.000 And what'd the shots do?
00:59:01.000 I kind of miss my allergist.
00:59:03.000 We would have little four-minute chats.
00:59:05.000 It's like you're inoculating.
00:59:07.000 So you start doing a little bit and then you build up your tolerance.
00:59:10.000 So they can inoculate you for cat dander?
00:59:13.000 Mm-hmm.
00:59:13.000 Really?
00:59:14.000 Yeah, that's what an allergy shot is.
00:59:16.000 I didn't even know that there were allergy shots.
00:59:19.000 Yeah, and it's like a little cocktail of all the things, cocktail for me, of all the things that I'm allergic to, and then I just build up my tolerance.
00:59:28.000 Wow.
00:59:29.000 So now if you're around a cat, nothing?
00:59:31.000 Yeah, I cuddle him.
00:59:33.000 No shit!
00:59:34.000 We make out.
00:59:35.000 Whoa, you make out?
00:59:35.000 Yeah.
00:59:36.000 And it used to be if a cat just licked you or touched your hand or something like that, you would get a little rub, a little red area.
00:59:44.000 Yeah.
00:59:45.000 Or like, yeah, inflamed.
00:59:47.000 Yeah, one of my daughters is allergic to cats.
00:59:49.000 We had to figure it out.
00:59:51.000 Took a while.
00:59:51.000 She'd wake up with puffy eyes, and then we got her tested and realized it was a cat.
00:59:55.000 So what'd you do?
00:59:56.000 She takes a pill.
00:59:57.000 No, no.
00:59:58.000 The cat went to my other daughter, my oldest daughter.
01:00:01.000 Oh, okay.
01:00:01.000 So she's got it in her apartment.
01:00:03.000 I used to be allergic to feathers.
01:00:04.000 I remember sleeping over someone's house.
01:00:06.000 It depends on like where my system is of how it affects me.
01:00:10.000 Feathers?
01:00:10.000 Yeah, like laying on a feather pillow.
01:00:12.000 Yeah, down.
01:00:13.000 Yeah.
01:00:13.000 Whoa.
01:00:15.000 I know people that are allergic to like styrofoam.
01:00:19.000 I've heard of people who are allergic to certain types of plastic and shit.
01:00:22.000 Yeah.
01:00:23.000 Just coming in contact with certain plastics make them break out.
01:00:27.000 Am I making this up?
01:00:29.000 It feels like bullshit.
01:00:31.000 I got the EpiPen once from getting the shots.
01:00:35.000 That was really exciting.
01:00:37.000 So you got the shots, your body went into shock because of all the allergic shots, and then they had a fucking boom right in the thigh?
01:00:43.000 Yeah, and my allergist was like, he did it in my arm, but he said I didn't even raise it that much, but I went home and I was reading and I'm like, God, I'm itchy.
01:00:52.000 Oh, I must have been sweating, like I worked out and I didn't...
01:00:57.000 For like a full 10 minutes, I wasn't conscious.
01:01:00.000 I was just subconsciously going, man, I gotta go take a shower or something.
01:01:03.000 And then I lifted up and it was like, like traveling.
01:01:08.000 And then I just was like, I'm having an attack.
01:01:12.000 Like, I need a Benadryl.
01:01:12.000 And like, no one was listening to me.
01:01:14.000 And I'm like, I think I need a Benadryl.
01:01:16.000 And I didn't...
01:01:17.000 I was looking for the Benadryl, couldn't find it, called my allergist and he goes, yeah, just come here right now.
01:01:24.000 And then I drove there just like so scared because I could feel it traveling and I'm like, you know, panicking, but also trying to like manage, like when you panic and it's a good thing because you have to act fast.
01:01:37.000 And then I thought, are my eyes going to close up?
01:01:39.000 Is my throat going to close up?
01:01:40.000 And then went in there full on EpiPen.
01:01:44.000 This is awesome.
01:01:45.000 It felt really good.
01:01:46.000 It honestly felt like I was about to go on stage.
01:01:51.000 Ooh, like a rush?
01:01:53.000 Yeah.
01:01:54.000 Wow.
01:01:54.000 It was kind of a great feeling.
01:01:56.000 What's in those?
01:01:57.000 It feels like tinny and real trebly.
01:02:00.000 Like you get like, ooh, for a few seconds.
01:02:03.000 Tinny and trebly.
01:02:04.000 That's interesting.
01:02:06.000 Yeah.
01:02:07.000 Yeah, like, not even caffeine, like beyond caffeine, but yeah, like a pure, it felt like a real exciting stand-up show.
01:02:17.000 Like, wow, I'm really excited to go on stage right now.
01:02:20.000 And that immediately stops the allergic reaction?
01:02:23.000 Yeah.
01:02:23.000 Wow, that's incredible.
01:02:25.000 I don't like it.
01:02:26.000 What do you got?
01:02:27.000 That's what it is?
01:02:28.000 The EpiPen?
01:02:29.000 Oh, wow, that's crazy.
01:02:32.000 I've done that on an episode of 24 where the character dies and EpiPen in the heart and they wake back up.
01:02:37.000 So epinephrine is adrenaline.
01:02:40.000 Wow.
01:02:41.000 It was awesome.
01:02:42.000 I liked it.
01:02:43.000 I would do it every day if I could.
01:02:44.000 You should do it every day.
01:02:45.000 It's a hormone, neurotransmitter, and medication.
01:02:48.000 Epinephrine is normally produced by both the adrenal glands and certain neurons.
01:02:53.000 Plays an important role.
01:02:54.000 The fight-or-flight response by increasing blood flow to the muscles.
01:02:58.000 That's the tinny treble feel.
01:03:00.000 Oh, wow.
01:03:01.000 Pupil dilation.
01:03:03.000 Wow.
01:03:04.000 And then that other stuff that you get from cold shock proteins, that's norepinephrine.
01:03:09.000 Is that what that is?
01:03:10.000 Yeah, that sounds right.
01:03:10.000 What's that?
01:03:12.000 Dr. Rhonda Patrick, she's a giant proponent of sauna and also cryotherapy.
01:03:19.000 And she was talking about the benefits of cold shock proteins.
01:03:24.000 And one of them is your body freaks out when you go into those cryotherapy chambers because it's like 250 degrees below zero.
01:03:30.000 So you get this big, powerful burst of norepinephrine.
01:03:35.000 You get cold shock proteins, these cytokines, because your body's trying to react to the fact that you have this massive cold environment that you're just trapped in.
01:03:42.000 It's like so fucking cold, your body freaks out.
01:03:44.000 And it produces this really radical anti-inflammation process.
01:03:49.000 And one of them is this stuff.
01:03:51.000 Okay, that's why I was like, wait, what?
01:03:52.000 It's also known as noradrenaline.
01:03:54.000 Oh, it's also known.
01:03:55.000 Oh, because adrenaline is epinephrine.
01:03:57.000 Okay, so norepinephrine.
01:03:59.000 It makes you feel so good.
01:04:01.000 It's like one of the reasons why I really like going to the cryo chamber.
01:04:04.000 Just to get out.
01:04:05.000 So you know how I felt.
01:04:07.000 Yeah, you get out.
01:04:07.000 You're like, whoa!
01:04:10.000 So you're putting your body under stress and then it releases that.
01:04:15.000 Yeah.
01:04:16.000 Dr. Rhonda Patrick is also a big proponent of that in the sauna and that's why I installed that sauna here.
01:04:21.000 But did you call it a protein?
01:04:23.000 Yeah, heat shock proteins.
01:04:25.000 Heat shock proteins and cold shock proteins.
01:04:27.000 It's like proteins that are produced by your body to deal with the effects of extreme heat or cold.
01:04:33.000 So your body reacts to stress.
01:04:35.000 Too much heat will kill you, for sure.
01:04:37.000 Too much cold will kill you, for sure.
01:04:38.000 But a little bit is actually very good for you, because your body has a response to that, and that response sort of invigorates your entire system.
01:04:46.000 Kind of speaks to what we were talking about, performing and stressing yourself, going through that stress in order to...
01:04:54.000 Yeah, I listened to a chunk of that Yoel and...
01:05:00.000 Joey Diaz?
01:05:01.000 Yeah.
01:05:01.000 Which, by the way, was amazing, the way you guys communicated.
01:05:05.000 That was, like, a beautiful thing.
01:05:06.000 It's pretty cool.
01:05:07.000 But, yeah, the pyramid of...
01:05:10.000 Athletics.
01:05:11.000 Yeah.
01:05:11.000 And your everyday, and your living there, it just made me think about my own life, which, you know, my parents worked really hard to, like, make me comfortable.
01:05:19.000 And here's your TV, and you go to school, and you come home from school, and how that's the goal in, like, suburban life is to just...
01:05:28.000 Be comfortable.
01:05:29.000 Be comfortable.
01:05:31.000 We don't realize it, but this is all because people before us weren't.
01:05:34.000 We're just only living in the environment where people are supposed to be comfortable.
01:05:37.000 But, you know, just two generations back, everyone's an immigrant and everyone's really concerned about starving.
01:05:42.000 That's all you have to do.
01:05:43.000 Go back to the 1920s.
01:05:44.000 Everyone's worried about fucking dying.
01:05:46.000 Millions of people died.
01:05:48.000 Like, even during World War II. Millions of people died by starvation.
01:05:52.000 That was a real concern.
01:05:54.000 I remember you saying to him, you're like, yeah, it produces really good athletes.
01:05:59.000 It might not be like the nicest situation, but...
01:06:02.000 There's no way you get really nice situations that produce the world's best combat sports athletes.
01:06:07.000 It just doesn't happen.
01:06:09.000 You have to be strong as fuck.
01:06:11.000 Mentally, physically, you have to have experienced adversity on a level that most people can never comprehend.
01:06:16.000 So that when the shit hits the fan...
01:06:18.000 That you could look at the other guy on the other side of the cage like Yoel Romero does and goes, I'm going to go fuck you up.
01:06:25.000 I've been through everything already.
01:06:27.000 Even then, the other guy's the same way.
01:06:30.000 So it doesn't even work.
01:06:31.000 Yeah, I don't really relate to that.
01:06:33.000 Like trying to fuck up the other dude and going through so much adversity.
01:06:37.000 Well, my point of view is like...
01:06:40.000 I'm going to do my chores and I'm so comfortable right now.
01:06:44.000 Now I'm going to deliberately make myself uncomfortable in order to do what I know is good for me and that I enjoy doing and that I want to have success in and that takes me to another place in my life.
01:06:54.000 But it's, you know, I do it in a very small...
01:06:58.000 Way, you know?
01:06:59.000 You do, but it's still really honestly the same thing.
01:07:02.000 What Yoel's doing and what you're doing is the same thing.
01:07:05.000 You're doing something very difficult that you struggle to do it.
01:07:09.000 It's hard.
01:07:10.000 You push yourself.
01:07:12.000 But it's recognizing that you want to do it.
01:07:14.000 Yes.
01:07:14.000 And then through doing it, you get a little bit better at everything.
01:07:17.000 Did he talk about...
01:07:18.000 I only watched the first chunk of it.
01:07:20.000 Did he talk about his desire to do that or not?
01:07:24.000 Yeah.
01:07:25.000 Yeah, he definitely did.
01:07:26.000 And how does that match with kind of being put in that system?
01:07:31.000 I think you asked that early on, too.
01:07:33.000 It was like, how do you choose...
01:07:36.000 What if you have the natural ability, but you don't want to do it?
01:07:41.000 Well, then you won't perform, and if you don't perform, you get knocked out of the system.
01:07:44.000 So there is the desire along with it.
01:07:46.000 There has to be.
01:07:47.000 To be as good as he is, there has to be a desire to compete.
01:07:50.000 He wanted to be a boxer initially, he said, but his father was a boxer.
01:07:53.000 I think his brother is a world champion boxer as well.
01:07:57.000 He's just a genetic freak.
01:07:59.000 Like, there's genetics in Cuba, and he was explaining it to me, too, during the podcast.
01:08:04.000 He was like, anybody that thinks that everyone's on steroids, just go to Cuba, where everybody's so poor, and look at the regular people.
01:08:09.000 Just the regular people.
01:08:10.000 Forget about the athletes.
01:08:12.000 He said, I'll take you to Cuba for two weeks, and you'll come back.
01:08:14.000 You're like, I get it.
01:08:15.000 I get it.
01:08:16.000 Really?
01:08:17.000 It was a slave colony.
01:08:18.000 They had a hard life.
01:08:20.000 I mean, they're Africans that speak Spanish, and they live on an island that's off the coast of Florida.
01:08:26.000 I mean, it's a crazy spot.
01:08:28.000 The whole thing's crazy, and it was run by a dictator forever.
01:08:30.000 And they had some of the best athletes in the world in boxing, in judo, in wrestling, just world-class athletes that had mental toughness the likes of I mean, it's hard for the average person to even comprehend what those people are capable of.
01:08:44.000 And a lot of it is because of that really brutal system that you all talked about on the podcast.
01:08:49.000 Amazing stuff.
01:08:50.000 Yeah.
01:08:50.000 Amazing.
01:08:51.000 You know?
01:08:51.000 Just imagining that this guy went through that, you know?
01:08:55.000 It's fascinating, because that's not what I want to do.
01:08:58.000 It's not what you want to do.
01:08:59.000 Right.
01:08:59.000 But you just think, like, there's a person out there that can do that, and look what happens on the other end.
01:09:05.000 You get that guy.
01:09:06.000 Like, Jesus.
01:09:07.000 If you just be in the room with him, it's just...
01:09:10.000 He's like a fucking superhero.
01:09:11.000 It's like, Jesus!
01:09:13.000 That is the product of genetics, ruthless training, ruthless environment, one of the most complex and sophisticated sports training systems in the world, with boxing and with wrestling and with judo.
01:09:27.000 I mean, they're just phenomenal over there.
01:09:28.000 It was cool.
01:09:29.000 It was really inspiring.
01:09:30.000 He's amazing.
01:09:30.000 In a different way for someone like me, like, I don't relate necessarily to what he does is, like, foreign and amazing, but through my own life, it's like, oh, I can be not comfortable, and, like, that's why it seems like a contradiction,
01:09:46.000 but it's not.
01:09:47.000 It's not.
01:09:52.000 And when you get through that, you have a sense of satisfaction, and then your comfort feels better.
01:09:57.000 I guess it wasn't something that was introduced to me or taught to me, really.
01:10:03.000 I mean, I did sports a little bit.
01:10:05.000 Did you figure it out just through the pursuit?
01:10:07.000 Yeah.
01:10:08.000 There was nothing that I really committed to that much or knew how to.
01:10:13.000 Or if I did, it was maybe one small aspect.
01:10:16.000 It wasn't really...
01:10:18.000 It was, you know, the messaging was, try to get by, try to get some shitty job.
01:10:25.000 You know, it wasn't...
01:10:29.000 It's weird because, you know, it's not like woe is me, but like just knowing that even that you had choices that you could try to be something great.
01:10:40.000 Right.
01:10:40.000 That wasn't really something that was discussed or on the table.
01:10:46.000 Well, wasn't that, isn't that, that's one aspect of alt comedy.
01:10:49.000 Like, there are not a lot of people that talk about success or the process of, it's more of like playing everything low key.
01:10:56.000 Right.
01:10:57.000 Right.
01:10:57.000 Or like a sarcasm.
01:10:59.000 Yes.
01:10:59.000 Or a...
01:11:00.000 Yeah.
01:11:01.000 It's not...
01:11:02.000 Like that's the definition of being...
01:11:03.000 Sincerity is for saps.
01:11:03.000 Yes, yes, yes.
01:11:04.000 Of being a hipster is that you've got that distance.
01:11:07.000 You're not really...
01:11:08.000 That's why I love the Comedy Store as well because it's like...
01:11:11.000 The opposite.
01:11:12.000 It's the opposite.
01:11:13.000 It's like, what's your thing?
01:11:14.000 Yeah, and everyone's super honest and open about like bombings and good sets and bad sets and jokes that just fell right in their face.
01:11:22.000 Like that back bar area is so brutal when people just come back there and go, oh, I just ate a fat plate of shit.
01:11:28.000 Like people are just so honest about it when they come downstairs, you know?
01:11:34.000 It's a great place.
01:11:35.000 I feel super fortunate.
01:11:37.000 Yeah.
01:11:38.000 I missed it so much, coming back.
01:11:40.000 I mean, there's a place for that sarcasm and the...
01:11:44.000 Sure.
01:11:45.000 Tom Segura does that all the time, but he's also sincere as well.
01:11:48.000 There's a thing that's an insecurity.
01:11:52.000 It's like a defense mechanism.
01:11:54.000 And that's what a lot of people do it for.
01:11:56.000 They pretend they're above it all.
01:11:58.000 But no one's above it all, man.
01:11:59.000 Don't pretend you're above it all.
01:12:00.000 It's ridiculous.
01:12:01.000 You can do it for fun, but pretending you're actually above it all, you're missing out.
01:12:05.000 Nobody believes you, first of all.
01:12:07.000 It's like pretending you're psychic or you know magic.
01:12:10.000 Nobody fucking believes you.
01:12:12.000 Alright, so you keep that act going, keep your fucking fake mustache on, your cape and your top hat.
01:12:16.000 I feel that's like, that's silly.
01:12:19.000 Like, doing it occasionally, every now and then, it's fun.
01:12:22.000 We all do it to each other all the time.
01:12:24.000 But if you have a complete lack of ability to communicate sincerely, that's not being hip or cool.
01:12:30.000 That's a defense mechanism.
01:12:32.000 And it's a stupid one.
01:12:33.000 Because you don't have much time.
01:12:34.000 You have a hundred years if you're lucky.
01:12:37.000 They go by like that.
01:12:39.000 If you have $100, you spend a dollar a day.
01:12:41.000 Before you know it, you're fucking broke.
01:12:42.000 That's life.
01:12:43.000 My son was like, how old was Michael Jackson when he died?
01:12:46.000 I was like, ah, in his 50s.
01:12:48.000 He was like, oh, okay.
01:12:50.000 Like that sounded right to him.
01:12:52.000 I'm like, people don't die until much later.
01:12:55.000 Basically, that's me.
01:12:57.000 Well, Michael Jackson's the craziest case of all time, right?
01:13:00.000 Because he was administering anesthesia every night so he can go to sleep.
01:13:04.000 Dude.
01:13:05.000 I was playing that, I was playing I Want to Be Starting Something and Thriller in the car on the way taking my son to school and I start crying just because it's like, how do you explain what he was and how monumental what he did was?
01:13:25.000 Like I can remember seeing him dancing to Billie Jean and like how Kind of like broke the mold for music and the persona that he had and that level of creativity.
01:13:39.000 Yeah, it was weird.
01:13:41.000 And to be in the car with my kid who doesn't really, knows the name, but didn't, you know.
01:13:47.000 Right.
01:13:48.000 It's just, that's not part of his, that's not part of his life.
01:13:52.000 Maybe you should introduce him to that movie, that documentary.
01:13:54.000 What was that one documentary they did?
01:13:57.000 This is it?
01:13:58.000 Yeah.
01:13:58.000 Oh yeah.
01:13:59.000 That's right.
01:13:59.000 Yeah.
01:14:00.000 Does that get into the drugs and stuff?
01:14:03.000 And how many years was he doing that for?
01:14:05.000 So sad.
01:14:06.000 Not very long.
01:14:07.000 But here's one of the more fucked up things.
01:14:09.000 This is something I speculated a long time ago.
01:14:12.000 His doctor who went to jail for giving him the anesthesia also testified that Michael Jackson was chemically castrated by his parents when he was young to preserve his voice.
01:14:22.000 That's what I suspected.
01:14:23.000 I suspected, I talked about it on the podcast, like, years ago I was saying this.
01:14:27.000 I think he was a castrata, which is, they take young boys, and they used to do this with opera, and they would castrate them at a very young age.
01:14:35.000 And because of that, their body never developed testosterone, so they would develop this high, piercing, like, haunting voice.
01:14:42.000 It's very strange.
01:14:43.000 Like, we played some of the...
01:14:44.000 There's only a few recordings of actual castratas that are available, or castratos.
01:14:50.000 One of those.
01:14:52.000 But when you play them, they're haunting.
01:14:54.000 Because you realize, like, this is a kid that was castrated as a baby so that he could be a singer.
01:14:58.000 Like, this is fucked up.
01:15:00.000 And that's what Michael Jackson's doctor said they did to Michael.
01:15:04.000 They did it through chemicals.
01:15:06.000 They chemically castrated him, the same way they do to pedophiles.
01:15:09.000 So his argument is, I'm just trying to regulate a situation that was already far gone.
01:15:13.000 Is that his defense?
01:15:15.000 No, I mean, there's no defense.
01:15:17.000 The doctor's just fucking, you know, he's just...
01:15:19.000 He killed him.
01:15:20.000 I mean, killed Michael Jackson.
01:15:21.000 Let him...
01:15:22.000 Get anesthesia until he died.
01:15:24.000 His defense wasn't that.
01:15:26.000 He was just saying, there's something else.
01:15:28.000 Michael Jackson was fucked up.
01:15:30.000 His parents literally chemically castrated him to preserve his voice.
01:15:34.000 Because he was the lead singer of the Jackson 5 when he was a baby.
01:15:36.000 And that was part of what was great about him, was like...
01:15:39.000 Oh, baby, give me one more chance.
01:15:42.000 Like that voice.
01:15:43.000 You got a nice falsetto there.
01:15:44.000 Thank you.
01:15:44.000 That voice was nothing like anything that he would be capable of doing as an adult if he grew into a man.
01:15:50.000 He would have this big old man, I want to get some pussy voice.
01:15:54.000 And people would be like, no, where's little Michael?
01:15:57.000 He would have like a, you know, like a Barry White voice or something.
01:16:00.000 Like, fuck, you can't have that.
01:16:02.000 Like, you're Michael.
01:16:03.000 You know, you're ABC. It's the easiest one.
01:16:06.000 Well, he may not have gotten that deep with his voice, but I guess if that's to be believed, he'd never had the chance.
01:16:14.000 I believe it.
01:16:15.000 You know why I believe it?
01:16:16.000 Because his voice didn't sound anything like a regular man's.
01:16:19.000 And it didn't sound anything like his brother's.
01:16:20.000 His brother's all look like regular grown-ass men.
01:16:24.000 Michael Japson's deep voice.
01:16:33.000 That's not deep.
01:16:34.000 Something's got cold.
01:16:36.000 That sounds like Joan Rivers.
01:16:38.000 It's still like mid-rangey.
01:16:39.000 I was looking it up.
01:16:39.000 All those places I'm seeing that story about him being castrated are like tabloidy.
01:16:44.000 It's the sun and that kind of stuff.
01:16:46.000 Right, but it wasn't in an interview in like the...
01:16:50.000 It was a UK paper.
01:16:52.000 Yeah, no, I just googled it.
01:16:54.000 It was the sun, which is like not the best...
01:16:56.000 Mmm.
01:16:56.000 That's not the worst, right?
01:16:57.000 The Daily Mail's the worst?
01:16:58.000 Both of them, actually.
01:16:59.000 Are they the same?
01:17:00.000 The equal?
01:17:00.000 Yeah, I don't think so.
01:17:01.000 See, I'm hoping that's so true.
01:17:03.000 The last time you talked about this, I got some messages.
01:17:05.000 I don't know, again, I was getting videos like this of showing, like, examples of his deep talking voice.
01:17:10.000 See, that's not deep.
01:17:11.000 There's a lot of chicks that have way deeper voices.
01:17:14.000 Yeah, true that, yeah.
01:17:15.000 Listen.
01:17:17.000 That's his deep voice?
01:17:18.000 Come on.
01:17:19.000 Let me tell you, motherfucker.
01:17:23.000 You listen to the wrong people.
01:17:26.000 I mean, think of how many women have ruthlessly deep voices.
01:17:30.000 I could tell you a couple right now, yeah.
01:17:32.000 I think.
01:17:34.000 I think they did it to them.
01:17:36.000 His voice was just phenomenal, like human nature.
01:17:39.000 Like as an adult, that is such a fucking phenomenal song.
01:17:43.000 It doesn't sound like anything that a regular man is capable of singing.
01:17:48.000 Like the notes that he hits, like that voice that he had was just haunting, right?
01:17:52.000 I'm trying to think of who else is a natural star who has a high voice.
01:17:58.000 Well, Prince used to sing in falsetto, but it was very obvious when he was doing it that he was doing it.
01:18:03.000 Yes.
01:18:04.000 Whereas Michael Jackson, that Human Nature song was one of my favorites because it's such a slow, smooth holding of those sounds.
01:18:11.000 These are natural sounds that are coming from him.
01:18:14.000 It's like this natural, warm, affectionate tone to it.
01:18:19.000 It just doesn't seem like a man's voice.
01:18:23.000 It doesn't seem like a woman's voice either.
01:18:27.000 You got the right way of talking.
01:18:29.000 That's different.
01:18:30.000 That's like falsetto.
01:18:31.000 Dancing.
01:18:32.000 You're saying that's like a force.
01:18:33.000 It's like a caricature.
01:18:35.000 Baby, help me.
01:18:36.000 Yeah, you could say that.
01:18:37.000 Dancing that way.
01:18:38.000 What is this?
01:18:39.000 You feel like dancing.
01:18:41.000 Puberphonia, known as mutational falsetto.
01:18:45.000 Hang on, I have a call on my puberphonia.
01:18:47.000 Hello?
01:18:49.000 It's a type of voice disorder characterized by habitual use of high-pitched voice after puberty.
01:18:55.000 Oh, so some people get that?
01:18:56.000 Yeah, it's like psychogenic in nature.
01:18:58.000 The other thing is, you look at his body.
01:19:00.000 He had no muscle.
01:19:01.000 His body was like...
01:19:03.000 I mean, he was a very active guy, dancing all the time, but he wasn't built like a dancer.
01:19:06.000 He was built like a stick.
01:19:08.000 He was a very, very thin guy.
01:19:10.000 That's what you would expect from someone who didn't have any testosterone.
01:19:13.000 He wouldn't be able to develop any muscle.
01:19:15.000 I'm sticking with my theory.
01:19:17.000 I might have biases, but...
01:19:19.000 They're mine.
01:19:20.000 They're mine.
01:19:21.000 I'm sticking with it.
01:19:22.000 Dig them up.
01:19:23.000 Make me feel like that.
01:19:24.000 Dig them up and check the nuts.
01:19:26.000 Dig them up.
01:19:28.000 So, Marilyn.
01:19:29.000 Yes.
01:19:29.000 Is there anything you'd like to talk about?
01:19:31.000 Anything that's important to you in this day and age?
01:19:33.000 Jeez.
01:19:34.000 You can't just turn it over to me.
01:19:36.000 I'm just trying to figure out where you stand on things.
01:19:39.000 Um...
01:19:40.000 What?
01:19:42.000 What?
01:19:43.000 What?
01:19:44.000 What?
01:19:45.000 Um...
01:19:46.000 Told you I cried to Michael Jackson.
01:19:48.000 Yeah.
01:19:49.000 Good reason.
01:19:51.000 Uh...
01:19:52.000 I... I think I'm a hypocrite.
01:19:56.000 In what way?
01:19:57.000 The gun control march that is happening.
01:20:05.000 Part of me was like, I had a friend, a mom, who said, the march is going on right outside our house.
01:20:14.000 Like, who wants to join?
01:20:15.000 And as soon as I clicked on the email and saw what it was, in the pit of my stomach, I was like, no.
01:20:23.000 No.
01:20:24.000 And then I covered it up with, I should do that.
01:20:28.000 This would be a really good thing to do.
01:20:30.000 And I... Was then fighting with myself because I was like, well, you can't have both things at once.
01:20:39.000 Either you want to march and do that, or you don't.
01:20:45.000 Like, those are conflicting things.
01:20:47.000 What was the no?
01:20:52.000 I don't want to do it.
01:20:53.000 I don't think it'll help.
01:20:55.000 But then there's another part of me that really likes when people march because I do think it changes the attitude.
01:21:05.000 Like I'm really happy that the Women's March happened and is happening.
01:21:10.000 But I didn't go.
01:21:11.000 And I feel like it's like a dirty secret.
01:21:16.000 And I have a bit about it that's sort of an unformed bit where I say, yeah, I live in Encino because that's where you go to give up.
01:21:25.000 Like, next time you see me, I'm going to be like, I live in Thousand Oaks.
01:21:28.000 I'm allergic to the sun.
01:21:30.000 Yeah.
01:21:31.000 And I described, like, the moment I knew I had given up was, and this is just an exploratory, I still don't have it figured out, the moment I knew I had given up was I was making my stay away from my vagina poster with glitter, and then I marched out to the curb and was like,
01:21:47.000 it's too hot.
01:21:48.000 Like, I don't think they'll be parking at the march.
01:21:52.000 And went back inside.
01:21:54.000 Did you really?
01:21:56.000 Yeah.
01:21:57.000 Yeah.
01:22:00.000 I mean, that's the joke version, but I was very conflicted and like, oh, I should go.
01:22:06.000 And both times I was doing stuff with my kid and it was, you know, a very small mundane day and I was like, I'm not doing it.
01:22:13.000 And then I saw the women that did it and they talked about being in this crowd and how uplifting it was.
01:22:18.000 And I was like, that's amazing.
01:22:19.000 Like, I'm really happy this is happening.
01:22:24.000 But yet, why is it because I don't care and I'm weak?
01:22:30.000 Or is it because there's a part of me that believes I don't want to do it?
01:22:35.000 And that it's an actual belief.
01:22:37.000 And then I was like, you're a hypocrite.
01:22:39.000 And then I was like, I'm tired.
01:22:42.000 I can't think about it anymore.
01:22:44.000 But yeah, the...
01:22:48.000 I don't know.
01:22:51.000 Is what I'm saying.
01:22:52.000 I'm a hypocrite, is what I'm saying.
01:22:53.000 I don't know if you're a hypocrite.
01:22:55.000 You just have...
01:22:55.000 You decide...
01:22:57.000 You just decide what you want to do and what you don't want to do.
01:23:00.000 You know, and you didn't want to go march that day.
01:23:02.000 It doesn't mean you're a hypocrite.
01:23:03.000 It means you just didn't want to do it.
01:23:05.000 You're a hypocrite if you were saying one thing and voting for another.
01:23:09.000 That would make you a hypocrite.
01:23:10.000 That just makes you a person who just decided that's not what you wanted to do.
01:23:14.000 And also, look, it would be nice if you threw your one into the 600,000 that were marching through the streets of downtown LA, but there's still 600,000 people, even if you're just watching it from the news and go, you go, girl!
01:23:27.000 You're not helping.
01:23:29.000 But I don't think you're a hypocrite.
01:23:31.000 It doesn't make you a hypocrite.
01:23:34.000 Does it help?
01:23:34.000 Do you think those big marches...
01:23:36.000 Well, that's what I'm wondering.
01:23:37.000 I think it empowers people.
01:23:39.000 It gets people very excited about the cause.
01:23:41.000 There's a lot of other people that think like-minded.
01:23:43.000 Gets people to watch.
01:23:44.000 Gets people to put it on the news.
01:23:45.000 People at home watch it.
01:23:47.000 Maybe people feel like, hey, even though some fucked up things have gone down with Harvey Weinstein and all this other shit, at least it's turning around.
01:23:55.000 Maybe people are bummed out that this guy became the president, but now people are active.
01:23:59.000 Maybe people are paying attention more.
01:24:01.000 Maybe people are more engaged.
01:24:02.000 Absolutely.
01:24:03.000 So ultimately it's almost like what we were talking about before.
01:24:07.000 You get past that adversity and there's actually a benefit to it.
01:24:11.000 And sometimes I think even as a country we might need that because we don't have any war over here.
01:24:16.000 Everything is over there.
01:24:17.000 We don't see it in terms of like right in front of us on a daily basis.
01:24:20.000 But this is like a cultural war and an idea war.
01:24:22.000 And so I think that these things happening right in front of us and having these uncomfortable moments Forces these conversations.
01:24:29.000 There's just gonna be peaks and valleys in the conversation where people are rude and people are calm and maybe there's gonna be some breakthroughs, but ultimately at least...
01:24:36.000 So you're pro, Marcus?
01:24:37.000 I'm pro everything.
01:24:39.000 Well, I'm pro progress and I think that all of this comes from people being dissatisfied with how things are currently.
01:24:47.000 So the best way to I mean, it's very, very inspiring to me that those kids came out and are talking, and that's like, I love that.
01:24:57.000 You mean about guns?
01:24:58.000 Yes, but it's also sad that so little is happening.
01:25:04.000 Yeah.
01:25:05.000 It is sad, but there's two things that have to be addressed.
01:25:09.000 Guns have to be addressed for sure, but also mental health has to be addressed.
01:25:14.000 We have to address psych medicines.
01:25:16.000 We have to address how many of these people, whether it's correlation equals causation or not, how many of these fucking people have been on psych medicine?
01:25:24.000 And the answer is almost all of them.
01:25:26.000 Now, does that mean that they're mentally ill and so that's why they shoot people?
01:25:30.000 Or that doing these psych meds, a lot of people call the effects of these things very disassociative, that they allow people to do horrific things they might not have been able to do before or inspire them to do that?
01:25:41.000 There's a real argument there.
01:25:42.000 It's not exonerating the people that have done these horrific things or exonerating the people that got the guns in their hands.
01:25:47.000 It's not doing that, but it is a factor.
01:25:49.000 There's a factor that people aren't taking into consideration because it becomes a one or the other thing.
01:25:56.000 It becomes an either we need more gun control and we need stricter gun control or we need to do something about the effects of psych medication.
01:26:04.000 It's not both, and I think it's both.
01:26:07.000 I really do.
01:26:08.000 I was just gonna say, well, yeah, based on how you just presented it, it definitely seems like both.
01:26:13.000 Yeah.
01:26:14.000 There was an article that was, I'm sorry to interrupt you, but there was an article that was written, I gotta remember this, that was written recently that was really ridiculous.
01:26:20.000 And it was saying, contrary to popular belief, most of these mass shooters are not mentally ill.
01:26:24.000 Well, what the fuck defines mentally ill if they're on psych medication?
01:26:29.000 They're all on anti-psychotics and psychiatric meds and SSRIs.
01:26:34.000 They're almost all So if they're not mentally ill, why the fuck are they taking medicine?
01:26:38.000 How are you shooting people and that in itself is mentally ill?
01:26:43.000 If you can just go into a school and shoot 19 children, you have to be mentally ill.
01:26:47.000 But the point is, if they're not mentally ill, why are they taking medicine for people who are mentally ill?
01:26:52.000 This is a bullshit article.
01:26:54.000 And it's an article, who knows what the fucking, whether it's a contrarian point of view that's designed to get clickbait, Hits, or whether it's someone who's trying to set up a narrative that's contrary to what the pharmaceutical drugs companies have known for years.
01:27:08.000 There's real effects to those things.
01:27:11.000 They're not always positive.
01:27:12.000 And it's a goddamn crapshoot whether or not a pill's gonna work for you or not work for you.
01:27:17.000 I mean, that's why they have Abilify.
01:27:19.000 Abilify is an anti-psychotic they prescribe to people who are on SSRIs, but they think about killing themselves.
01:27:26.000 They're like, look, if you're thinking about killing yourself, try this first.
01:27:28.000 Try to stack these two together.
01:27:30.000 Maybe that's your mixture.
01:27:32.000 Wasn't it the number one most prescribed drug in the country?
01:27:36.000 See if that's true still.
01:27:38.000 Abilify, an anti-psychotic, was the number one most prescribed drug in the country.
01:27:43.000 Look, we've got a fucking problem.
01:27:45.000 Now, how many of these people are taking medication because they really need it?
01:27:48.000 I'm sure some of them.
01:27:49.000 How many people are taking medication because drug companies are pushing this shit?
01:27:53.000 Abilify is top selling US drug.
01:27:55.000 There you go.
01:27:56.000 That's fucking crazy.
01:27:58.000 The top selling US drug.
01:27:59.000 See this.
01:28:00.000 Don't blame mental illness.
01:28:02.000 Blame men.
01:28:03.000 Well, that's true too.
01:28:04.000 No, she's right there too.
01:28:06.000 I have a bit that I'm doing about all the different fucked up things that men do.
01:28:10.000 It's an anti-men's rights bit.
01:28:13.000 I don't want to do it on the air because I'll fuck it up before my special.
01:28:16.000 But it's that we have to pay attention to all the shit that we do wrong.
01:28:23.000 Mass shootings is not just...
01:28:25.000 If you want to take credit for the good things that men have done, you have to take credit for all the war.
01:28:29.000 That's also what they've done.
01:28:31.000 Men have caused all of it.
01:28:33.000 In the bit, I go into detail about all these different things.
01:28:36.000 It's a build-up to something else, but this also has to be addressed, that it's always men.
01:28:42.000 That's real, too.
01:28:43.000 It's not blaming every man that didn't shoot up a school.
01:28:46.000 We have to figure out, what the fuck is it?
01:28:48.000 What combination of psych drugs, guns, and being a man is causing this?
01:28:53.000 And if we just want to blame only the tools, that seems to me to be fucking crazy.
01:28:59.000 They also want to blame the NRA. Well, I see in one point because you think the NRA is helping people get guns rather more easily.
01:29:06.000 I get that.
01:29:07.000 But also, no one who is a member of the NRA has ever committed a mass shooting.
01:29:12.000 So you have to think of that.
01:29:13.000 Well, what does that mean?
01:29:15.000 I mean, are you really blaming the group of people that wants gun safety to be paramount and the group of people that doesn't want their rights to be infringed?
01:29:23.000 Or are you going to...
01:29:24.000 Attack the group of people that are actually shooting these people.
01:29:26.000 The real problem is the people that have actually done it.
01:29:29.000 And I guarantee you, there's something wrong with every single fucking one of their brains.
01:29:34.000 I'm looking for that bed right about now.
01:29:35.000 Sorry.
01:29:36.000 No, no, no.
01:29:37.000 Because everything you're saying, I'm just thinking that the person that shoots a bunch of people, whether they're on psych drugs, whether they have access to a gun...
01:29:50.000 Mental health issues, they're isolated to the point where they can do something like that.
01:29:57.000 And that...
01:29:59.000 A quiet little statement that someone is isolated is something that we can't address because it's so complicated and it's such the fabric of how we live our lives.
01:30:12.000 It's so much easier to blame and fight for all these things, but how do we fix the one guy whose brother was just found with all that porn?
01:30:23.000 Yeah, the guy that shot all the people in Vegas.
01:30:27.000 How do we address just how fucked up people are in general?
01:30:32.000 Or the horrible story about...
01:30:34.000 And I'm jumping topics, but the horrible story about that...
01:30:37.000 Ugh, can't even talk about it.
01:30:39.000 The couple that had all those kids that they...
01:30:43.000 Oh, yeah, they kept locked up in their basement.
01:30:46.000 Nobody knew.
01:30:48.000 Nobody said anything.
01:30:50.000 People, yeah, I thought they seemed weird.
01:30:52.000 Like, how do we address...
01:30:55.000 Our disconnection from each other that we're so fucked up.
01:31:01.000 There's definitely going to be people that feel alienated and they always want to, they see these people having a good time around them and they want to just flip over the game.
01:31:10.000 They want to say fuck you and burn the whole thing to the ground.
01:31:13.000 There's always going to be people like that.
01:31:14.000 There's a lot of that that you get.
01:31:16.000 What do you mean they see people having a good time around them?
01:31:18.000 They see people that are happy, that are enjoying life.
01:31:21.000 Like, especially if this kid felt alienated in school and bullied and cast out and targeted, and then he gets free and he sees these people that are having fun.
01:31:30.000 He just wants to go back and just punish everyone.
01:31:33.000 This is a very common theme.
01:31:34.000 You know, people feel real pain.
01:31:36.000 How do we change that theme?
01:31:38.000 How do we help people who are in pain?
01:31:41.000 You're going to have to do a lot of things, right?
01:31:42.000 Because, like, think of the people that had their children locked up.
01:31:47.000 Who are these monsters and how do they have a kid?
01:31:49.000 How is it so hard to get a car license and it's easy as fuck to have a kid and raise another member of our culture, of our society, our community?
01:31:57.000 How is that possible?
01:31:58.000 You've introduced a poison, toxic member to our community because you did a terrible job of raising them.
01:32:03.000 And one of the oldest ones went to college and then they would, I can't remember, I think it was a dude, would come out and the mom would be waiting for him and like, So the oldest one was out in the world and still no one could help.
01:32:19.000 Like, whatever mind melds they had on...
01:32:22.000 So the oldest one was out and he didn't say that his younger brothers and sisters were locked up?
01:32:26.000 I guess.
01:32:28.000 Oh, God.
01:32:29.000 He should be in jail.
01:32:30.000 Yeah, I don't know the whole...
01:32:32.000 the details of that.
01:32:34.000 I mean, it's not...
01:32:34.000 I guess it's not his fault.
01:32:36.000 He's probably, like, beyond fucked in the head.
01:32:38.000 Yeah.
01:32:38.000 But just the fact that he could keep that a secret, it's like, what?
01:32:41.000 What?
01:32:43.000 It's horrific.
01:32:44.000 And you just think about, I mean, how many people are fucked by the time they have children.
01:32:51.000 Like, it's not even that they're doing a bad job of it.
01:32:54.000 They're incapable of doing a good job of it.
01:32:56.000 They're too fucked up.
01:32:57.000 They're too fucked up from their own upbringing, but they still get horny.
01:33:02.000 That's just what happens in this world.
01:33:05.000 People like to have sex, they have sex, boom, there's a person, gotta raise it, but I'm fucked up and I love meth.
01:33:10.000 What do you do?
01:33:11.000 Fucking men, am I right?
01:33:13.000 Yeah, it's fucking men.
01:33:15.000 It's everybody.
01:33:17.000 It's definitely men though.
01:33:18.000 And that's my issue with all this masculine bullshit, is a lot of these guys that are proclaiming masculinity are really bitches.
01:33:29.000 And that real men wouldn't be doing this stuff in the first place.
01:33:34.000 You would look past most of this stuff in the first place.
01:33:39.000 You know, there's a lot of people in this world that don't have personal sovereignty, whether it's men or women.
01:33:46.000 And they're not raised correctly, and then they didn't go on a beneficial path through life that left them in the current state where they're a helpful member Of our community.
01:33:58.000 See, this is a show about family values.
01:34:00.000 That's what you're really about.
01:34:01.000 It is about community values, like friendship.
01:34:05.000 You know, like what we were talking about at the Comedy Store.
01:34:07.000 Friendship's giant.
01:34:08.000 It's very important.
01:34:09.000 And some people don't have any fucking friends.
01:34:11.000 And that's a dark place to be.
01:34:13.000 Bullied your whole life.
01:34:13.000 Don't have any friends.
01:34:14.000 You're on medication.
01:34:15.000 You're all fucked up.
01:34:16.000 And you're one of those guys out there that just wants to go out with a bang.
01:34:20.000 You know, just want to walk into a mall with a fucking shotgun and go out with a bang.
01:34:23.000 There's a lot of people that think like that.
01:34:25.000 They just don't have the courage to do it.
01:34:27.000 I mean, even going back to that one night when I said, I don't know if I can do it.
01:34:30.000 I mean, it's a smaller example, but still...
01:34:36.000 And you just looked at me and said, you can.
01:34:39.000 You're good.
01:34:39.000 You're doing it.
01:34:41.000 Whatever your response was, those little moments of...
01:34:44.000 Those are big.
01:34:46.000 A real connection.
01:34:47.000 Yeah.
01:34:48.000 When you know someone really does care about you and someone really does like you.
01:34:51.000 And we're not talking every day.
01:34:54.000 It was just a moment of kindness and commonality and seeing the other person.
01:35:00.000 We fixed it, everybody.
01:35:01.000 We fixed it.
01:35:02.000 We fixed it.
01:35:03.000 We did it.
01:35:03.000 Well, I never had...
01:35:04.000 I never knew that you didn't think well of me or of me.
01:35:09.000 I never felt like you didn't like me or anything.
01:35:11.000 I think I was just intimidated by you.
01:35:14.000 Well, I didn't know you, but your vibe to me was like, uh-oh, he doesn't like me very much.
01:35:22.000 But that wasn't because of anything I said.
01:35:24.000 I'm talking years ago, though.
01:35:24.000 This probably would have been 2000, whatever, right?
01:35:29.000 But it was never anything where I didn't like you.
01:35:33.000 I'm sure I probably was not even really on your radar.
01:35:37.000 Or not even a thing of not liking or liking.
01:35:41.000 No, we never really had any interactions.
01:35:43.000 No, I just felt your power.
01:35:45.000 I took it personally.
01:35:46.000 I felt your power.
01:35:49.000 That's pretty silly.
01:35:51.000 Well, we got through that too.
01:35:53.000 Yeah, we did.
01:35:56.000 So if you do a special, when do you think you'd be gearing up for that?
01:36:00.000 Have you thought through it?
01:36:01.000 Like you'd be ready in a year?
01:36:02.000 You'd be ready in a month?
01:36:04.000 Oh my gosh.
01:36:05.000 Too much?
01:36:06.000 No.
01:36:07.000 Where's the bed?
01:36:07.000 Where's that bed?
01:36:08.000 Where's that bed?
01:36:10.000 I have to figure out, because so many comics I know do it themselves.
01:36:18.000 Yeah.
01:36:20.000 I think I could have the material I want fairly within the next six months, but then I need to figure out the how.
01:36:30.000 The how.
01:36:32.000 There's a few companies that do that now.
01:36:34.000 I need to make it first, right?
01:36:37.000 That's how you do it.
01:36:38.000 Yeah, definitely.
01:36:39.000 Just make it.
01:36:40.000 Yeah, that's not a bad move.
01:36:42.000 The just making it first is not a bad move because when you just make it first, then you can just sort of sell it somewhere.
01:36:48.000 And if it's good, everybody's always looking for new comedy.
01:36:51.000 You know?
01:36:52.000 We were just talking earlier about Amazon.
01:36:54.000 I guess I'm scared a little bit.
01:36:55.000 Don't be scared.
01:36:56.000 Because I had teed up for it when I first went on the road and had an hour.
01:36:59.000 And then my manager at the time, I think, tried to sell it on a high level.
01:37:05.000 This was before Netflix is what it is now.
01:37:08.000 It was a few years back.
01:37:10.000 When they were first started doing hours, I think.
01:37:15.000 And they were like, no.
01:37:17.000 All the top tier people were like, no.
01:37:20.000 No one knows her as a comic.
01:37:21.000 We're not buying it.
01:37:22.000 And then she was like, let me sell it at the second tier.
01:37:25.000 And they were like, no.
01:37:26.000 And this whole time I was like, I should have just done it myself.
01:37:29.000 But...
01:37:30.000 I think I've been lucky enough to get a lot of acting jobs.
01:37:36.000 So whenever I'm being my self-starter and then a carrot comes along, I'm like, I'll do that acting job.
01:37:41.000 That'll work.
01:37:41.000 So I've never had to sort of grind it out in that way.
01:37:45.000 And that's why it scares me.
01:37:47.000 So then when it didn't sell at that time, I just went, oh, I should have done that myself.
01:37:52.000 And now I'm tired of this material.
01:37:53.000 And then, you know, time passes.
01:37:55.000 I'm like, maybe it's for the best because...
01:37:58.000 You know, once I do that, then I'm really out there as that.
01:38:02.000 It might be a commitment issue on my part.
01:38:04.000 I know that feeling.
01:38:06.000 I know what you mean.
01:38:06.000 It's just hard.
01:38:07.000 It's hard to just fucking dig your heels in and decide to do something that's tough like that.
01:38:11.000 And then also the financial investment.
01:38:13.000 If you decide to do it yourself, you gotta spend a lot of money and hire a crew and make sure the director doesn't fuck it up and make sure it all comes out well.
01:38:21.000 You know?
01:38:22.000 Who do I know that did one and they fucked up the shooting of it and he had to wind up putting it online?
01:38:28.000 Was it Rory Albanese?
01:38:30.000 Did he say that he did one?
01:38:31.000 That someone fucked up and he wound up putting it online?
01:38:34.000 I think Rory hasn't released it yet.
01:38:36.000 He was thinking about doing it soon.
01:38:38.000 Some of it was him.
01:38:40.000 Somebody else then.
01:38:42.000 Kurt Metzger?
01:38:44.000 Whatever.
01:38:45.000 Someone funny.
01:38:46.000 Did you do yours yourself?
01:38:48.000 I did one of them myself.
01:38:50.000 Yeah.
01:38:50.000 I've done two of them.
01:38:52.000 Two of them myself.
01:38:53.000 Yeah.
01:38:54.000 But the best was last year, doing it with Netflix.
01:38:59.000 That was the best.
01:39:00.000 Because they're just so easy.
01:39:01.000 They're just like, go ahead.
01:39:02.000 They just let you do it?
01:39:03.000 Yeah.
01:39:03.000 Whatever you want.
01:39:04.000 They're like, we like it!
01:39:05.000 Yay!
01:39:05.000 That's awesome.
01:39:06.000 There was like zero feedback, you know?
01:39:09.000 They just wanted to make sure it was an hour long.
01:39:11.000 Not too long, not too short.
01:39:12.000 I kind of want to do a 15-minute special because I have this thing that I've done for years, and I don't do it very often, but it's so dumb.
01:39:20.000 It's like, hey, guys, take a break.
01:39:25.000 Hey, ladies, fucking guys, am I right?
01:39:27.000 Ladies, take a break.
01:39:28.000 What's up with these bitches but for 15 minutes?
01:39:32.000 What's up with bitches and their scented candles?
01:39:34.000 They're always like, smell this, try these sheets.
01:39:37.000 Guys, take a break.
01:39:39.000 Ladies, guys.
01:39:40.000 Give us a ring if you want to.
01:39:43.000 Just have the whole thing be that.
01:39:45.000 That's funny.
01:39:46.000 I like it.
01:39:47.000 15 minutes, that's just something they're doing now.
01:39:49.000 Right?
01:39:50.000 That's what I heard.
01:39:51.000 I mean, I would love to do an hour for sure, but that's more of a commitment to things and ideas.
01:39:58.000 You wanted to have some girth to it.
01:40:01.000 Well, you could definitely do it, but we were also talking about how Amazon's doing specials now, too.
01:40:05.000 They did Bob Saget's special, and they bought a bunch of other people's specials.
01:40:09.000 They bought Brian Callen's special.
01:40:11.000 They bought all those specials from CISO. All those specials are now on Amazon.
01:40:15.000 A lot of places for you, Maryland.
01:40:19.000 Just do it, is what you're saying?
01:40:21.000 Just do it, for sure.
01:40:21.000 Yeah, the only terrifying thing is once you do it, then you have to write new material.
01:40:25.000 That's where it gets scary, because then you're left without weapons.
01:40:29.000 You start from scratch.
01:40:31.000 You've got to grind and dig and claw your way back up to the top of the hill.
01:40:40.000 You've never done that before, huh?
01:40:41.000 A special?
01:40:42.000 Well, a special when you have to abandon all the material and start from scratch.
01:40:45.000 No, as you were saying that, I was thinking, because I've done one-woman shows, I've done...
01:40:49.000 But I'm still pulling from that show, because if it's stuff that I still like, I'll pull it up.
01:40:57.000 I have stuff about my son being an infant, and he's nine years old.
01:41:02.000 I'll talk about my C-section.
01:41:04.000 If it's late at the comedy store, I'm like, let's get into it.
01:41:07.000 Because I know they don't want to hear it.
01:41:09.000 I'm like, let's talk about it.
01:41:11.000 It's 1am.
01:41:12.000 Let's talk about the C-section.
01:41:13.000 Those 1am sets, those are strength training.
01:41:16.000 That's like running with weights on, like a weight vest, weights on your back, and like ankle weights too.
01:41:22.000 I've learned to really love them.
01:41:24.000 It took me so long to just even leave the house.
01:41:27.000 I would be standing there at the comedy store like...
01:41:31.000 I had to train myself to be like, this is part of it.
01:41:36.000 You have to be awake.
01:41:37.000 You have to want to be here.
01:41:39.000 It was a weird psychological...
01:41:42.000 Part of me is like, I just want to do my set.
01:41:45.000 But then I'm like, resenting that I'm out of the house.
01:41:48.000 Like, I'm some sort of princess or something.
01:41:51.000 How dare...
01:41:52.000 It's like, no, you made this choice.
01:41:55.000 But connecting the want with what it is.
01:41:58.000 I don't know.
01:41:58.000 I mean, I've talked to other people who are like, well, don't do midnight shows.
01:42:03.000 But clearly, I wanted it, and I wanted it at the comedy store.
01:42:08.000 And once I got used to it, I was like, this is the best.
01:42:12.000 I love doing those late spots.
01:42:14.000 Not that I wouldn't mind an 8 p.m.
01:42:17.000 shot...
01:42:19.000 You want 845. Shot in my slot every once in a while.
01:42:26.000 Nitro.
01:42:27.000 Yeah, it makes you talk.
01:42:28.000 I didn't even get halfway through.
01:42:30.000 I'm taking it easy.
01:42:31.000 Well, then you're about 135 milligrams caffeine in.
01:42:35.000 It's good.
01:42:36.000 It's not bad, right?
01:42:36.000 It's really good.
01:42:37.000 Do you like espresso?
01:42:38.000 Do you drink that kind of stuff?
01:42:39.000 Yes.
01:42:40.000 Black coffee?
01:42:40.000 Yeah, I go both ways.
01:42:42.000 I like a latte.
01:42:43.000 Strong woman.
01:42:44.000 I like a latte too.
01:42:45.000 Do you like a latte with like vanilla sweetener and shit in it?
01:42:47.000 No.
01:42:47.000 Not sugar?
01:42:48.000 No.
01:42:49.000 No?
01:42:49.000 No, like a straight up nonfat.
01:42:51.000 I'll do it all.
01:42:52.000 I'll drink a vanilla latte.
01:42:53.000 I won't turn my nose at it.
01:42:55.000 I'll do a shot of espresso.
01:42:56.000 Yeah, it's all yummy.
01:42:57.000 Yeah.
01:42:59.000 You're kind of on a path of self-improvement through comedy.
01:43:03.000 Do you realize that?
01:43:04.000 I like that.
01:43:05.000 It seems like it, right?
01:43:07.000 Yeah.
01:43:07.000 Like, you seem more empowered by this.
01:43:11.000 I definitely am.
01:43:13.000 Yeah, that's true, isn't it?
01:43:16.000 It is.
01:43:17.000 It is.
01:43:21.000 It's helping me.
01:43:23.000 You say it so reluctantly.
01:43:26.000 So disappointed.
01:43:27.000 It's such a strange thing.
01:43:28.000 Well, it's what it is.
01:43:29.000 You're fighting your alt roots.
01:43:31.000 That's what it is.
01:43:32.000 You're fighting the smugness and the sarcasm.
01:43:35.000 You're fighting it.
01:43:36.000 Fighting sincerity.
01:43:38.000 Ugh.
01:43:39.000 Sincerity.
01:43:40.000 Ugh.
01:43:41.000 Self-improvement.
01:43:43.000 Oh gosh.
01:43:44.000 Ugh.
01:43:46.000 Is that what I'm doing?
01:43:47.000 Sure.
01:43:48.000 I'm like, oh, if I could just get on a pilot, then I wouldn't have to work anymore.
01:43:53.000 No commitment.
01:43:54.000 You just zone out.
01:43:55.000 You're not even there.
01:43:56.000 You do your best, but it's not even your writing.
01:43:59.000 Whatever.
01:44:00.000 So much easier.
01:44:02.000 So much easier if you're on a good sitcom.
01:44:04.000 Oh, girl, you're dropping some logic.
01:44:06.000 When I was on news radio, when it was smooth.
01:44:08.000 I tried to get on a pilot so bad.
01:44:09.000 Yeah, go on.
01:44:10.000 When it was smooth, so easy to show up.
01:44:12.000 Script's good.
01:44:13.000 Got a couple good lines.
01:44:15.000 Remember them.
01:44:16.000 Deliver them.
01:44:17.000 Sit in the makeup chair.
01:44:18.000 Put the clothes on.
01:44:19.000 What's wrong with that?
01:44:20.000 Boom.
01:44:21.000 Nothing.
01:44:21.000 Nothing wrong with it.
01:44:21.000 Check's coming in.
01:44:22.000 Someone's bringing you a drink.
01:44:24.000 Doesn't feel as good.
01:44:26.000 It's not as good.
01:44:27.000 The problem is you've already killed Mary Lynn.
01:44:29.000 You've already crossed over into the dark lands.
01:44:32.000 Oh god.
01:44:32.000 When you kill, like Saturday night on the road and you're fucking crushing, right?
01:44:37.000 When you put it all together and you remember those dark days and you first started doing it again and now you're killing?
01:44:44.000 Yeah.
01:44:44.000 How good does that feel?
01:44:45.000 It feels great.
01:44:47.000 It's amazing.
01:44:48.000 But then I'll chip away.
01:44:50.000 Like, how long will I let that feel great?
01:44:52.000 You know?
01:44:53.000 Maybe until the next morning, and then it starts all over again.
01:44:57.000 Then you gotta do it again.
01:44:58.000 Yeah, you have to.
01:44:59.000 That's the thing.
01:45:01.000 There's never a point where you're like, oh, I made it.
01:45:03.000 Let me sit down.
01:45:05.000 That place doesn't exist.
01:45:12.000 Well...
01:45:12.000 You always have the bed.
01:45:14.000 Don't worry.
01:45:15.000 You can always take those naps.
01:45:16.000 It's always there.
01:45:17.000 You can always enjoy those naps.
01:45:19.000 That pillow's always there.
01:45:21.000 You got it now with all your shots?
01:45:23.000 The cat can crawl in bed with you?
01:45:25.000 No problem.
01:45:27.000 I mean, I still have a lot of fear.
01:45:29.000 Even last night, how was your stand-up on the spot?
01:45:33.000 It was great.
01:45:34.000 I loved it so much.
01:45:35.000 I spent the entire day going, why did I do this?
01:45:38.000 I'm not clever enough.
01:45:39.000 I can't think of jokes.
01:45:41.000 I'm like, just say the opposite.
01:45:43.000 Just get angry.
01:45:44.000 Go on a rant.
01:45:44.000 I'm coming up with all devices because I'm like, you won't write a joke on the spot.
01:45:49.000 You don't know how to write.
01:45:49.000 Your brain doesn't work like that.
01:45:51.000 Like a crazy person.
01:45:55.000 A nightmare, a living nightmare.
01:45:57.000 I spent the day going, oh, really?
01:45:59.000 Oh, you're going to just come up with jokes on the spot?
01:46:02.000 Like, good luck with that.
01:46:02.000 The voice in my head, once I got there, it was delightful.
01:46:08.000 I was like, oh, this is my real life.
01:46:09.000 This isn't the life in my head.
01:46:11.000 It was a delight.
01:46:14.000 I had to call my friend afterwards and go, I think I just experienced pleasure.
01:46:21.000 I hate to say this, but that was pleasurable.
01:46:25.000 Well, that room in particular, that set, for people to stand up on the spot is Jeremiah Watkins' show.
01:46:30.000 He used to have a show called Thunder Pussy.
01:46:32.000 Yeah, I guess I didn't explain it.
01:46:33.000 Oh, really?
01:46:34.000 Yeah, that was the same show, but they called it Thunder Pussy for some reason.
01:46:37.000 Now, what you do is you go on stage and people just have suggestions.
01:46:42.000 I make people put their hands up.
01:46:44.000 I point to someone and then they give you a suggestion and right away you just start talking about it.
01:46:50.000 And I have some real potential leads for bits from last night, like two solid ones.
01:46:57.000 What I do is, I don't want to, but I do.
01:47:00.000 When I get home, I'm fucking tired.
01:47:02.000 I've had a long day, but I still sit in front of the computer and I play the recordings and I go back over the bit.
01:47:06.000 Oh, that's good.
01:47:07.000 Have to.
01:47:07.000 That's good.
01:47:08.000 Have to.
01:47:08.000 It's part of the job.
01:47:09.000 Have to.
01:47:10.000 Clean your room.
01:47:11.000 It's like those things.
01:47:12.000 Like, gotta brush your teeth.
01:47:13.000 I don't want to go to sleep.
01:47:14.000 Brush your fucking teeth.
01:47:15.000 Gotta do it.
01:47:16.000 Do you know how many, I'm sure this is fairly normal, how many sets I have in my phone that I've never listened to?
01:47:22.000 Yeah, it's fairly normal.
01:47:24.000 I listen to them all.
01:47:26.000 You have to.
01:47:27.000 Damn.
01:47:28.000 The only time I don't listen to them all is when I'm on the road and I'm doing four sets.
01:47:31.000 And then do you erase it after?
01:47:32.000 No, I don't have anything.
01:47:33.000 You save it.
01:47:33.000 Yeah, I'll show you.
01:47:34.000 I got all these bitches in here.
01:47:38.000 And you've listened to all of them, and they stay there.
01:47:40.000 Yeah, look at them all.
01:47:41.000 How do you know which one to go back to for stuff?
01:47:44.000 I look for the date.
01:47:44.000 You don't really.
01:47:45.000 Yeah, I mark them.
01:47:46.000 I edit the names, see at the bottom all the names.
01:47:48.000 Oh, that's good.
01:47:48.000 Yeah.
01:47:49.000 But then you won't know...
01:47:51.000 How do you remember which bit in this one?
01:47:53.000 You just kind of loosely...
01:47:54.000 I just record it, and I go over it with a notebook.
01:47:56.000 But the thing with me is...
01:47:58.000 Okay, that's good.
01:47:59.000 The big thing is I know when something happened.
01:48:03.000 Like, if I do a set, I'm like, okay, I went on a totally different chain of thought.
01:48:08.000 Yes.
01:48:08.000 And if this branch of the bit might be a new bit, I have to listen to that bit again.
01:48:13.000 Yes.
01:48:14.000 And so I'll clearly go over there and make sure.
01:48:17.000 So common sense, but it's so hard to do.
01:48:19.000 It's discipline.
01:48:20.000 Yeah, you're giving me the training right now of the stuff that's like, obviously, you remember when you went off on that thing, go back and listen to it and write it down.
01:48:27.000 Think about the things that you've said today that have helped you, right?
01:48:30.000 Like how you've had to speak clearly, do all these things.
01:48:33.000 And what did that come from?
01:48:34.000 Well, that comes from trial and error and focus.
01:48:37.000 Like you're focusing on your act because of that.
01:48:40.000 That next level of focusing on your act is being super diligent about recordings and writing.
01:48:46.000 And that's what a lot of comics don't do.
01:48:48.000 There's a lot of comics that think they're grinding.
01:48:50.000 And they'll say, I'm out there, I'm doing a lot of sets.
01:48:52.000 They're not writing any new material, though.
01:48:54.000 You have to write.
01:48:56.000 You have to actually write.
01:48:57.000 That's what I believe.
01:48:59.000 Maybe you can just write all on stage.
01:49:01.000 No, it makes sense because you can trick yourself into thinking that you're grinding it out.
01:49:04.000 And maybe you are doing a lot of sets.
01:49:06.000 And maybe even though you're doing the same set, you're doing it differently.
01:49:10.000 And that's fine.
01:49:12.000 That's its own thing.
01:49:13.000 But you're not going to come up with new stuff from that.
01:49:16.000 You're doing something.
01:49:17.000 But are you doing everything you could be doing?
01:49:20.000 It's like anything else.
01:49:22.000 The more time and enthusiasm you put on something, the better you're going to get at it.
01:49:27.000 If you're a guy, like say if you're a bowler, and you only like to bowl 40 minutes a day, but you want to be the best in the world, you're not going to be.
01:49:34.000 I don't care what you want.
01:49:36.000 But the time and enthusiasm is that tricky part.
01:49:38.000 That goes back to like...
01:49:40.000 Discipline.
01:49:41.000 Well, also, I was trying to make a bigger jump, which is how do you connect to being enthusiastic if you don't...
01:49:53.000 Well, think about how you were bummed out about your set.
01:49:55.000 Right.
01:49:56.000 And you got to the store and you had to trick your brain into being more present and more pumped up for your set, right?
01:50:03.000 And then when you did...
01:50:04.000 It was a joy.
01:50:05.000 I guess I'm trying to connect it to what we were talking about earlier about people who get isolated and don't have friends and don't have a feedback and don't have those tendrils of being able to make that leap so that you start eating yourself alive.
01:50:22.000 Well, I think with everything it's like little steps.
01:50:25.000 You never climb out of the barrel, right?
01:50:27.000 Yeah.
01:50:27.000 If you're 300 pounds, do not run a marathon.
01:50:31.000 Walk around the block.
01:50:32.000 And if you're a person who's been living your life with a bunch of fucking negative thinking in your head, take steps in the right direction.
01:50:40.000 Take a step, but then you have to acknowledge that step.
01:50:43.000 Like, oh, something nice happened to me today.
01:50:45.000 I need to remember that.
01:50:46.000 Yeah, I need to remember it and I need to build on that.
01:50:49.000 And you can do that.
01:50:50.000 Anybody can do that.
01:50:51.000 You can just do it incrementally.
01:50:53.000 I had a great podcast with this guy, David Goggins.
01:50:56.000 You ever heard of him?
01:50:59.000 He's a Navy SEAL who's also a famous endurance athlete.
01:51:03.000 Yes, I think from your podcast.
01:51:03.000 Yes, I heard a bit of that.
01:51:05.000 And he was talking about how, you know, he was a fat loser who kept making excuses for himself and just, like, drinking chocolate milkshakes every day and working for an exterminator, and he was fat as fuck, and he just decided, I don't want to do this anymore.
01:51:17.000 And he had these moments where he went running, he ran three quarters of a mile, then he turned around and walked back home.
01:51:23.000 That was his first time running.
01:51:24.000 Like, it wasn't quick that he became this guy who runs 100 miles at a time, and he was doing...
01:51:29.000 How many fucking...
01:51:31.000 100 milers did he do in a year?
01:51:33.000 Wasn't it crazy?
01:51:35.000 Yeah, a week or every two weeks.
01:51:39.000 It was insane!
01:51:40.000 He played it for, he showed us the website, and he was like, these are all the ones he did in a year.
01:51:44.000 It's like, what the fuck?
01:51:46.000 Like, every week or two weeks, he was running 100 miles, like in the mountains and shit.
01:51:50.000 100!
01:51:51.000 That's a 24-hour race, and he was doing it every week.
01:51:54.000 That's fucking insane!
01:51:57.000 But this guy started out running three-quarters of a mile and then he quit and turned around and walked back home because he was fat and he was eating milkshakes every day.
01:52:03.000 Like, that's the same guy.
01:52:06.000 With these little incremental steps and then just deciding, this is who I am now.
01:52:11.000 I'm a guy who does what I say I'm supposed to do and I'm fucking serious.
01:52:15.000 I'm gonna change my life.
01:52:16.000 Oh, he's shredded.
01:52:18.000 Just, the guy's a fucking animal.
01:52:20.000 I mean, he's just a pure, A machine made out of, like, motivation and discipline.
01:52:25.000 Like, you don't get more discipline than that guy now.
01:52:27.000 But he wasn't at one point in time in his life.
01:52:29.000 And by him expressing that on the podcast is really an inspirational podcast.
01:52:34.000 I think it gives everybody hope, because you like to think that, oh, that guy who is really good at this thing, or that guy who's really mentally tough, or this girl who's super disciplined, who just accomplishes thing after thing, she's always been like that.
01:52:47.000 No, no, no.
01:52:48.000 Nobody's always been like that.
01:52:50.000 No one has.
01:52:51.000 You start off fucking up.
01:52:52.000 You fail.
01:52:53.000 You move up.
01:52:54.000 You figure it out.
01:52:55.000 You make some mistakes.
01:52:56.000 You fall back.
01:52:57.000 You get back up.
01:52:58.000 You go, well, that's not me.
01:53:00.000 I'm me now.
01:53:01.000 I realized, don't do that anymore.
01:53:03.000 Now, instead, don't quit after three quarters of a mile.
01:53:06.000 Now we're going to drink water instead of drinking chocolate shakes.
01:53:09.000 We're going to eat healthy food.
01:53:10.000 And tomorrow we're going to do a whole fucking mile.
01:53:12.000 Let's do it.
01:53:13.000 And then you do that mile like, holy shit, I did it.
01:53:15.000 Mark it down.
01:53:16.000 Write it down.
01:53:16.000 Did a mile.
01:53:17.000 And then maybe take a day off.
01:53:18.000 And then maybe the next day try to do it again.
01:53:20.000 And then build.
01:53:21.000 With everything.
01:53:22.000 With comedy, with fucking, I'm sure that's the case with music, with everything.
01:53:27.000 And to recognize that that's your choice.
01:53:29.000 If I think of myself, there are some mornings where I'm like, I'm going to sit and have a latte.
01:53:33.000 And you know, in other mornings where I'm going to work out, those are all my choices.
01:53:37.000 Like maybe that one day you're going to be that person that just kind of sits there and stares out the window.
01:53:43.000 You know, that would not be work towards my hundred miles that I'm trying to run.
01:53:48.000 Right, but it might be a day where you daydream and come up with an amazing idea.
01:53:52.000 And I kind of loved that I spent the day leading up to that stand-up on the spot.
01:53:57.000 Actually, I thought we had...
01:53:59.000 Our podcast was yesterday.
01:54:00.000 I had to go back into my text, and I kind of...
01:54:03.000 You know how you do when you have something to do at 1?
01:54:07.000 So at 11, you're like, well, I can't completely go do something else.
01:54:11.000 So I kind of just agonized, and then it was like 12, and I looked, and I was like, oh, it's not even today.
01:54:18.000 So now I'm kind of like...
01:54:21.000 You know, didn't do stuff I could have done for a couple hours, and now, you know, I thought we were podcasting, so now I have all that time, so I'm just like, well, I have that stand-up-on-the-spot show tonight, so I really was just...
01:54:34.000 I love what you do you.
01:54:35.000 You do you, your lips pursed, and you're looking down, you go...
01:54:40.000 Like, could I have worked out?
01:54:41.000 Yeah, but this lady, here she is.
01:54:45.000 Who's a pretty girl?
01:54:46.000 Who's a pretty girl?
01:54:49.000 Yeah, so I weirdly, but it was kind of a productive day because then when I got to the end and was so appreciative, it made me so aware of the nightmare of my own head that I was very conscious of what I was doing.
01:55:07.000 Yeah.
01:55:08.000 That got me to that then when it was so easy.
01:55:11.000 It really was like waking up from a bad dream when you're like, oh, this is life.
01:55:17.000 It's not that.
01:55:19.000 Being engaged and being present and going to do this thing, it was nothing like what I was beating myself up.
01:55:26.000 Like, why are you doing that?
01:55:29.000 What is that?
01:55:30.000 And also, you've done so many shows, but I wasn't even acknowledging that history.
01:55:34.000 I was just stewing in Almost because I had the time, and I just let that run rampant in my head, that voice of like, oh, really?
01:55:44.000 You think you can construct a joke?
01:55:46.000 Good luck!
01:55:47.000 You know, like, what?
01:55:49.000 Why?
01:55:50.000 Right.
01:55:51.000 Why did I just feed that monster?
01:55:55.000 Yeah.
01:55:56.000 It's just a common strategy that people do to avoid accomplishing things.
01:56:03.000 Right.
01:56:03.000 And you do it subconsciously to give yourself a little bit of a break.
01:56:06.000 Because the pressure of being disciplined and doing things is hard.
01:56:11.000 It weighs on you.
01:56:12.000 Right, so then that becomes an excuse to not...
01:56:16.000 We were talking before the podcast about yoga, and I was saying how when I did that 15 days in a month thing, I decided to end it with nine days in a row.
01:56:26.000 So I just did nine days...
01:56:27.000 I ended like a week early.
01:56:28.000 I finished like a week earlier, like five days early, but I did nine fucking days of yoga in a row to end it.
01:56:35.000 And I was like, this is crazy.
01:56:36.000 I never would have thought...
01:56:38.000 Not only that I could do it.
01:56:39.000 I mean, I know I could physically do it.
01:56:41.000 It's not impossible.
01:56:42.000 But I didn't think that I'd ever, like, follow through and do that.
01:56:46.000 It just seems too extreme.
01:56:47.000 And that was the Bikram?
01:56:48.000 The hour and a half?
01:56:49.000 Yeah.
01:56:50.000 Which people are like, oh, I do it every day.
01:56:51.000 I've did 60 days in a row.
01:56:52.000 Yeah, but I do, like, eight other things.
01:56:54.000 Right.
01:56:54.000 It's not easy to carve out an hour and a half of fucking sweating your dick off in this hot box.
01:56:59.000 You mean you're doing your other workout?
01:57:00.000 Oh, yeah.
01:57:01.000 I'm still lifting weights.
01:57:02.000 Oh, you're adding that in.
01:57:03.000 Yeah, I'm still doing that, too.
01:57:04.000 I'm not just doing yoga.
01:57:05.000 And I'm also doing writing and the podcast and whatever UFC shit I have to do.
01:57:12.000 I made myself do it, too.
01:57:14.000 But in doing so, I realized, like, oh, you just gotta just do it.
01:57:19.000 Like, you just gotta say you're gonna do it and just do it.
01:57:22.000 Like, I did a thing a while back in, like, 2009, but when I was writing, um...
01:57:28.000 I was getting ready to do my Comedy Central special at the time.
01:57:31.000 It was on Spike TV, then on Comedy Central.
01:57:33.000 I wrote every day for a month in my blog.
01:57:37.000 I just decided, and I committed to it online.
01:57:40.000 I said, I'm going to write every day for a month.
01:57:42.000 And in doing that, I'm like, oh, I could do that.
01:57:44.000 It has to be just a thing you do.
01:57:47.000 Like, oh, I brush my teeth.
01:57:49.000 Oh, I comb my hair.
01:57:50.000 Oh, I write.
01:57:51.000 Oh, I get up and I run in a while.
01:57:53.000 I get up and I lift weights for an hour.
01:57:55.000 Whatever the fuck it is.
01:57:56.000 Did that yoga tip you one way or the other make you more thirsty or more tired or more aware?
01:58:04.000 In the day?
01:58:05.000 Yeah.
01:58:05.000 It definitely makes you thirsty.
01:58:07.000 You fucking sweat so much.
01:58:09.000 I feel like I couldn't drink coffee.
01:58:12.000 I just was like, I need oranges and water and lemons and oranges and water.
01:58:17.000 But you sweat so much.
01:58:18.000 But did that affect your other workout that you do?
01:58:21.000 Was your body just like, stop.
01:58:23.000 No.
01:58:24.000 Drink a bunch of water.
01:58:25.000 No, I mean, it's easier because if I was going to do the yoga, I would just do stuff like lifting weights or something that night.
01:58:34.000 And lifting weights is...
01:58:36.000 As opposed to running?
01:58:38.000 Yeah, sometimes I'd run.
01:58:39.000 I'd like to run, though, in the morning and do yoga later.
01:58:42.000 Maybe I'll run at 8 and then do yoga at 10.30.
01:58:44.000 I've done that.
01:58:46.000 Because it's not a cardio thing, really.
01:58:48.000 You know, yoga.
01:58:49.000 And also, like, I like doing yoga when my legs are burnt out.
01:58:52.000 Because then, like, I get more flexibility out of them.
01:58:56.000 I feel like your tissues get really beat up.
01:58:58.000 And then they become more pliable if you just force past that little pain barrier.
01:59:03.000 You know, I really like lifting weights and then going to yoga is amazing.
01:59:07.000 If you do, like, squats and stuff like that.
01:59:10.000 Because your legs get, like, super warmed up.
01:59:13.000 And it just feels like they're exhausted and you just kind of can pull that tissue apart easier.
01:59:20.000 Yes.
01:59:20.000 Yes.
01:59:21.000 Hashtag yes.
01:59:22.000 Hashtag fuck yeah.
01:59:24.000 Alright, Mary Lynn.
01:59:25.000 Should we wrap this up?
01:59:26.000 Yeah.
01:59:27.000 I'm glad we did it.
01:59:29.000 Me too.
01:59:29.000 Shall we do it again?
01:59:29.000 We should do this again.
01:59:30.000 I'd love to, yeah.
01:59:31.000 I would love to have you on.
01:59:32.000 Have you thought about doing one of your own?
01:59:34.000 Oh my gosh, I'm gonna leave here today going, I got a podcast, I got a special, and I'm doing yoga twice a day.
01:59:39.000 You should do a podcast for sure.
01:59:41.000 You could do it.
01:59:42.000 I would like to.
01:59:43.000 Let's talk about it the second time you come back.
01:59:45.000 Okay.
01:59:46.000 Okay.
01:59:46.000 Thanks.
01:59:47.000 Goodbye, ladies and gentlemen.
01:59:49.000 Goodbye.
01:59:50.000 Goodbye.
01:59:53.000 I gotta, um...