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00:01:41.000Brian is redoing my website, and in doing so, his fucking master genius self, he's put the Ustream actually on joeroga.net, so if you go to the webpage, there's a little corner link that says live webcam, so you can see it right from there.
00:02:43.000I guess they probably couldn't use the technology, right?
00:02:45.000Didn't you say that Apple is suing people?
00:02:50.000Yeah, Android devices and Sprint devices, they're all fucked right now because they own, or Apple owns like 20 of the patents that all these new cell phones are using.
00:02:59.000That's why you have a phone like the Android or the Droid, like, wow, it has pinched to zoom just like the iPhone.
00:03:05.000Well, yeah, they all, Apple owns all these patents, so...
00:03:51.000Yeah, but if I told you that five years ago, I was like, no, you can go like this.
00:03:54.000Yeah, but once I know that I can do that, it's like when you have water in your ear, and the water gets out of your ear, and you're like, oh, now I can hear.
00:04:00.000Like, you accepted the way your ear was working when the water was in there.
00:04:27.000He gets electricity from a generator and he fucking shoots all his own meat, kills all his own rabbits, kills all his own caribou, has to protect his cabin, little tiny ass cabin like the size of like a bedroom.
00:04:40.000He has to protect his cabin from wolves.
00:08:36.000What's weird is when that happens, that opens up a lot of these little memories that just because you remember that one thing, then you'll start remembering.
00:08:42.000Oh, and I remember listening to that guy at the grocery store.
00:08:45.000Bishop Desmond Tutu gets the gas face.
00:11:39.000The idea is some sort of electrical interference, but I think really the good idea to it is that it forces people to comply.
00:11:46.000And that's the same thing with putting the seat up.
00:11:48.000Everybody thinks it's ridiculous, and I used to think it was ridiculous to force people to put their seat up, but now I think it's important, because you've got to get them to fucking listen to you.
00:11:59.000They don't want you to lean back or something?
00:12:43.000Yeah, I think people, there's a certain amount of people, you know, there's just too many of us.
00:12:49.000We need very clearly established rules, even if they're ridiculous.
00:12:52.000Even if it's just like, it sounds like I'm a conservative, but I'm not just an expert in retards.
00:12:59.000You know, I just know there's just so many fucking dummies out there.
00:13:02.000It's very important to have a certain amount of order to the world.
00:13:05.000Because even though you don't want that order, you've worked really hard to put yourself into a position where you don't have to have that order.
00:14:26.000Whenever people ask me, like, hey, do you want to feature for the third show or something or whatever, I'm always like, I've said no before, and then it's like, yeah, can I do a guest spot?
00:16:34.000April 18th, if you haven't seen it or heard about it, Ari Shafir is doing, if you live in L.A., he's doing this psychedelic show, and he did it, when was the last date?
00:17:34.000My friend Matt was in New York and he took it and he said he could hear people talking in a building, like across the street, way over there.
00:17:41.000He said there's a glass window and he goes, I can hear them talking.
00:17:45.000Meanwhile, it's probably just like a cell phone going off.
00:17:48.000I mean, I think there's ways we can perceive things other than the standard way.
00:17:55.000When I'm drunk, I can hear things further away.
00:17:58.000Like in a bar where I can normally hear nothing, I can center on one person talking.
00:18:29.000But it's not like a psychoactive levels.
00:18:31.000But when you eat it, it's processed by your body and it produces this fucking insane chemical that's like four times more psychoactive than THC. That's why when you eat pot, it's so like, whoa.
00:18:43.000Remember those brownies that were cookies that somebody gave us in Chicago?
00:20:08.000Last time I ate mushrooms, when I was getting sick and stuff, then I resorted to bed.
00:20:12.000And it was weird because it went into stages of like, first I was shaking real fast, then I went into like a sweaty, and then I got into like a thing that felt like I was going inside out or something.
00:20:22.000And it was like seven things, but it was in a cycle.
00:21:08.000See, you talk to some people and they're just like, no dude, you gotta smoke seven joints.
00:21:13.000A lot of people think that to get the most out of pot, the way to really do it right is to not smoke pot for a long time and then blow it the fuck out.
00:21:24.000I haven't smoked for the last couple days and now I'm just gone.
00:21:27.000but have you heard of people yeah but that's just a couple days you stoner we're talking about like taking a muck off I was like I haven't smoked in at least 28 hours have you ever talked to those guys that like I don't trip on one hit of ass I trip on 10 man Well, there are definitely some dudes.
00:21:44.000I don't know, man, but don't you think that we all have different chemical structures to our bodies?
00:21:47.000Yeah, but it's like, I bet you they didn't even try the one dose thing.
00:21:51.000They're just like, no, I like to eat five pizzas, man.
00:21:55.000Have you ever met a dude who just can't drink?
00:21:58.000I knew, especially back in Boston, I knew a lot of guys that they would drink and then all of a sudden, I mean, one drink and they were at Gonsville.
00:22:28.000There was one girl I knew, a Jewish girl, she's a friend of mine on Facebook, she might be watching so I won't say her name, but first time she smoked weed up...
00:22:35.000Why'd you have to say her fucking religion, man?
00:25:35.000I mean, that's what, and that becomes part of the thrill of it, too, I think, for people.
00:25:39.000There's a lot of people that are addicted to crime, and they think that crime, like selling weed or doing anything illegal, where you, you know, you don't really even pay taxes on it.
00:25:46.000There's a fucking, a wild outlaw thrill to that shit, you know?
00:25:57.000You're not playing by society's rules.
00:25:59.000When you're running around selling drugs, I like to get drugs, and I think it's awesome that you're doing that, but I don't want to be around you, because if you're the guy who's making his life off of selling cocaine, you might be fucking crazy.
00:26:13.000You might just be a reckless, wild motherfucker.
00:27:41.000The cops, there were so many corrupt cops that one year, the entire graduating group in the police academy, the entire graduating group, all of them either wound up dead or locked up in jail.
00:29:00.000And that place is one of the places where I've never heard a headliner get more sabotaged when they decided to put Kevin Meaney up after Joey Diaz.
00:29:13.000That's what, I mean, the audience is Cuban, the audience is Cuban, right?
00:29:17.000The audience does, you know, coke, and Joey has, like, an hour of coke material.
00:29:23.000He could go on and on about all kinds of shit.
00:29:25.000The best is watching him, and the way he says it's so funny, so you kind of giggle, like, oh, that sounds funny, and then you'll see somebody just die laughing, and you're like, oh, you know about this shit.
00:29:33.000He says shit that I don't even know because I've never done coke, but it's funny.
00:29:50.000He was on stage once and he was spitting and sweat was flying off of him.
00:29:57.000And he was telling jokes about him being in one window, they're both on coke, him and his cat, and he's in one window, and the cat's in the other one, and they're fucking looking out for police.
00:30:07.000I don't think I've ever laughed any harder.
00:30:10.000I don't think I've ever laughed any harder.
00:30:12.000And Joey, so Joey's leveling these audiences with this kind of material.
00:30:18.000And this was before Kevin Meany came out of the closet.
00:30:21.000So Kevin Meany was doing like, he used to do We Are The World, like a We Are The World tribute thing, like a whole song that was like his closing bit.
00:30:28.000But this was like decades after that We Are The World.
00:31:06.000The one who I heard got fucked with the most was Mitch Hedberg.
00:31:09.000Mitch Hedberg got fucked with a bunch of times where they would put on like these singing black guys before him, you know, and these guys would destroy with like really dumb, hack shit.
00:31:18.000And then Mitch Hedberg would go up with this really weird, unique act, you know, that like on paper isn't even funny, you know, it's like he's got some really great stuff.
00:31:27.000Like an interesting way of delivering, but it was, it's very much you have to set it up correctly.
00:32:09.000There's a lot, I mean, if a guy's like really super cerebral and really wordy and doesn't swear and is really, you know, and you go up and you want to talk about getting your dick sucked, you know, people are like, whoa, what the fuck?
00:32:20.000Even when Brett Ernst for some reason and Caponera were killing, I would always do well.
00:32:52.000Like, AJ Jamal just had that perfect timing.
00:32:55.000Yeah, and just the way he would do it, like, you would just be recovering from the last joke, and then the next one would hit you.
00:33:01.000But it would hit you at the right time.
00:33:03.000Like, while you're still appreciating that joke...
00:33:04.000And then another one hits you, and he just would hit you with these waves, and Joey was just a, you know, sort of like a stream of consciousness guy.
00:33:12.000He would just go up, he had a couple ideas of some jokes he would talk about, but he wanted to just fuck around.
00:33:17.000He wanted to, like, find the material on stage.
00:33:19.000I think it bothered him that this guy was, like, so...
00:38:57.000Like, there's sometimes when you read something, someone will say something douchey, and you're like, I can just crush this idiot right now.
00:39:22.000What would be really funny is to film somebody like that.
00:39:25.000Film somebody have this online war with somebody and just have them going back and forth and it became so dangerous that you go to fight them and it's like a four-year-old.
00:40:14.000You know, sometimes you talk shit to people, and you don't really mean what you're saying, but it's like you've entered into like a little contest.
00:41:02.000It's like you're deciding to get upset and to enter into this little competition with someone who you don't know who chooses to interact with you that way.
00:41:12.000That's the way they choose to interact with you.
00:44:49.000I think the reason I care is because it seems like, okay, you saw the same movie I saw, and yet you think that was enough to be amazing, to win the best award.
00:44:58.000So you're disappointed in so much people?
00:44:59.000So it's weird, because I think I'm on a brave, like a wavelength with people's intelligence and how they're thinking, and that just blows it out of the water.
00:45:06.000Like, there was a million movies better than Hurt Locker, I think.
00:48:02.000We're getting really close to the point where you can just download shit and put it directly on your TV in super high quality in real time.
00:49:24.000Because you know how many people, you might think it's cool, but you know how many people are like, you know what, I'm going to buy a whole new TV just so I can have this 3D. Especially after they just made us all buy new ones anyway.
00:49:48.000And honestly, 3D to me, man, even when I go to the IMAX movie theaters, I'm still kind of like, you know what, I don't know if I like this yet.
00:50:16.000I go to that movie theater and it doesn't feel perfect, but I put those glasses on and I watch those dudes in Avatar floating inside that room.
00:50:23.000I was like, holy shit, this is awesome!
00:51:13.000Okay, but tell me it wasn't lame when they said, when all the other armies came out to fight them, and people were like, oh, we got all the other armies to come out.
00:53:30.000All this shit would have to be filmed in 3D, and it's going to take a lot of people to go, really, do we want to spend this whole movie being a 3D movie?
00:53:38.000You know, like Jaws 3D. They had to go back.
00:58:39.000Anyway, Steve Wozniak, who's one of the super geniuses who founded Apple, he has a Prius, and he said that there's an issue with the accelerator, and he can replicate it.
00:58:48.000He can do like a specific number of things, you know, you hit the blinker, do this, do that, and it'll happen.
00:58:53.000And he said he can do it safely, and he shows them how to do it.
01:01:33.000We send these flying robots that we remotely control from a base somewhere, and these dudes are literally using Xbox controllers.
01:01:39.000Because these kids are so used to playing Xbox, they know those computers so well, they just program the software to control the drones to use that same device.
01:01:47.000So they got a fucking Xbox controller, and they're controlling the drones.
01:01:50.000Yeah, what if your controller goes out?
01:03:19.000Garant fucking T. Some evil motherfucker in some high lofty position, you know, I don't want to name the organization because who the fuck knows who's really bringing it in.
01:03:37.000You know, there's a plane that the CIA had, we talked about this before on the show, this plane had crashed in Mexico with four tons of cocaine in it.
01:03:45.000And it was a jet that had been to Guantanamo Bay twice.
01:03:49.000This fucking jet had been to Guantanamo Bay on two separate occasions and this fucking thing was flying cocaine into the United States and crashed into Mexico.
01:06:12.000Drugs are going to be out there no matter what you do.
01:06:14.000And it's all like a nice little cycle because the more people get arrested for those drugs, the more these private prison companies and companies that own these gigantic prisons, the more they're happy because more people are in their prisons, and the more people are in private prisons, the more profit they make.
01:07:06.000I mean, if the CIA, if someone in the CIA, someone in the organization really is selling drugs, is it just every now and then a rogue agent goes fucking nutty and cuts some deal with some fucking drug smug killer?
01:07:36.000They'd be getting busted left and right.
01:07:37.000People that are so crazy that they're willing to do something that insane, like smuggle a million dollars for their cocaine in the country, those people are crazy.
01:11:12.000Brazil was, uh, Brazil was very much, like, uh, Sao Paulo, there was, um, there was a feeling in the air, like, you know, you gotta watch where you go.
01:13:51.000You know, when the storms come, your fucking house is literally flopping back and forth and it might go under.
01:13:56.000Other houses are going to crash into it.
01:13:58.000My dad had to get up in the middle of the night and go out to, in the middle of horrible rough waters, climb on other people's boats and secure their anchors because they didn't secure their anchor correctly and their boats were drifting and they had to worry about their boats slamming into his boat.
01:14:25.000Human beings are, we are only as civilized as our circumstances, you know?
01:14:32.000And I learned that when we were in San Francisco, and the fucking, we thought the building was on fire.
01:14:37.000I was really thinking, like, how am I going to do this?
01:14:40.000When we're evacuating, there was 15 flights of stairs, and people were going down the stairs in single file, and people were panicking, and they were asking questions, and they were stopping the line, and they were going really slow, and they were shitting their pants.
01:14:51.000And while this was all happening, you could look down through the spirals and see the smoke coming up from the bottom, and I was ready to jump.
01:14:57.000I was ready to just start climbing down.
01:14:59.000I was ready to just start, fuck you, I'm just going to start climbing.
01:15:02.000People are panicking and they're not going fast enough.
01:15:05.000They're like freaking out and everyone's in every floor.
01:15:32.000That was one of the worst times in my life.
01:15:34.000That's the only time ever I thought I for sure was going to die.
01:15:38.000I didn't think I was going to die, but I thought we were in a very, very bad situation here.
01:15:42.000I was very thankful when we got out and everything was okay.
01:15:44.000And it turned out it wasn't really a fire, that the smoke was actually the fire extinguishers, because these assholes got drunk at like 4.30 in the morning and just started...
01:15:58.000But it was the whole fucking room, the whole floor was covered in this smoke and the fire alarms went off, I guess because they activated the thing.
01:16:10.000So it was no real fire, but God damn it was scary as fuck.
01:16:13.000It could have very easily been a fire.
01:16:38.000They had just woken up, and they were delirious, and they were unhealthy, and they weren't athletic.
01:16:42.000They weren't like people who can move well.
01:16:44.000So here they get up, and some people need a long-ass fucking time to get going, like they're in their 60s and 70s, and all of a sudden you put them on a staircase like, oh my god, I'm gonna die because this guy can't walk.
01:16:55.000There's a gap in front of you, motherfucker.
01:16:58.000Normally there's a gap on the stairs, it doesn't mean shit, but when you see smoke on the second floor, and there's like 10 feet between you and the next guy, you're like, dude, you gotta move, man.
01:18:27.000I think about zombies, we've talked about this before, I think this whole idea of reincarnating people after they're dead.
01:18:34.000You know, like the whole cryogenics thing where they're taking people and they're freezing them like they did with Walt Disney.
01:18:38.000I think if there are really zombies, that's a zombie.
01:18:41.000A zombie is when a person dies, their soul goes to the next stage of existence, their energy, their essence, and you just reanimate their flesh.
01:18:47.000And that flesh needs to stay alive, but it doesn't think at all.
01:22:33.000A guy who's willing to do something that dark, I mean, I understand it's all for the name of science and all that stuff, but a guy who's willing to take an animal and completely disregard its suffering just to find out what you can do to it, that guy will do that to people.
01:24:22.000The other dudes who were on the show with him, they said that he was so creepy they were like, they didn't even realize but they were leaning away from him.
01:25:19.000And if he had gotten it, would he still have gone crazy?
01:25:21.000My friend was like, yes, he just would have been a crazy monkey.
01:25:23.000Well, it would have been way more crazy because what if he became one of the monkeys and he got fucking famous and then had incredible power?
01:25:29.000I mean, the power he had over chicks, he was three feet tall and a fucking ex-con.
01:27:50.000I love it so much that I'm willing to put myself through it just for the awkwardness.
01:27:53.000Well, you know how when we were doing the store, all those years, we'd have those crazy late night shows?
01:27:58.000I think there's something about those late night shows that set...
01:28:02.000You know, there's times when we did gigs together where if I did a gig with Tripoli or me and Brent Ernst and Mike Young did a show once in Hollywood, Florida, and everybody killed.
01:28:14.000And one of the things that Brent Ernst said, when he killed, right after he was bringing me up, he goes, Comedy store, motherfucker!
01:28:30.000The comedy store, if you don't know, the way it has always been in LA, it used to be that the criminals ran the, the insane people ran the asylum.
01:28:37.000But now it's more it's managed and it kind of sucks now.
01:28:40.000But still, the door guys are all wannabe comics.
01:30:29.000This is one time I wanted to fuck with Gordy Stevens, so I put my balls, he hated anything homosexual, so I pulled my balls out and left a long t-shirt over them because I was going to bring them on.
01:30:36.000And I had them out before the entire set.
01:30:38.000And there were a couple times where I'd raise my hand like this.
01:30:41.000They'd just go up a little bit, so I had to be conscious of doing my set, put my hands down the whole time.
01:30:45.000And then when he got out, because we were doing this thing called cocking, Where I would come behind you and just put my balls on your arm or something.
01:32:06.000- Oh, he's on a date. - He could be in the middle of talking. - Let me do this. - You could be in the middle of talking to him, What are you doing here?
01:32:53.000Remember when we went to McDonald's and it was one of those places where you grab a quarter pounder, you grab your fries, and you go to the cashier and you go, I got a quarter pounder of fries.
01:33:01.000He's just like, quarter pounder here, quarter pounder here, some french fries in my shirt.
01:35:34.000The last time I was with my mom, and I saw these pair of sunglasses that I thought were cool, and I put them in my pocket, and as I'm walking out the door, I'm like, what am I doing?
01:35:43.000And I was like, 17. It was like, enough where I'm like, they'll just charge me.
01:37:33.000How about you one of those dudes that fucking still fishes by hanging a net over a fucking moving river from a tree?
01:37:38.000They hang with their feet from fucking trees and scoop nets into the water.
01:37:42.000Dude, it's nuts because the river is raging, and if they're not even wearing safety vests, if they fall in that water, they might be fucked.
01:37:48.000There's some video of these guys living in the Congo that are catching fish by doing that.
01:38:22.000Occasionally you see one of them will be wearing, like, Western underwear.
01:38:25.000Like, somebody got them some fucking underwear, or one of them would be wearing a t-shirt or some shit, like, from The Gap, and you're like, wow, this is crazy.
01:38:32.000And here they are living in these straw huts in the middle of the fucking jungle, surrounded by monsters, you know?
01:40:22.000I've moved further and further away from the hives from the moment I moved to LA. When I first moved to LA, I had an apartment in North Hollywood.
01:46:47.000Because how many times have you shot a load and then you realize, oh my god, now I have to talk to this crazy bitch that I just shot a load with.
01:56:31.000And he had a bunch of good stuff, you know.
01:56:33.000Just, I mean, even stuff like about his son pooping, you know, you'd think it's like his innocent job, but it's really well-worded and great timing and a really good economy of words.
01:56:43.000He's a really good craftsman, you know, with his material.
01:57:04.000But Ray was a friend, you know, so it was weird to run into him, you know.
01:57:08.000But then all of a sudden he got his show, which was like a hundred times more successful than his radio.
01:57:12.000And it was perfect because he controlled the whole thing.
01:57:14.000And when we were hanging out when we first got the show, it was me and him and Kevin, Kevin James, we were all eating dinner at Jerry's Deli.
02:00:12.000It's so spooky that our culture has made things so easy for idiots to survive.
02:00:20.000There's so many people that do so many different things that are so useless, and they're going to be replaced by robots.
02:00:25.000He said, on The Simpsons, Ned Flairness went to watch a comedy concert, and he goes, that was the worst Christian rock concert I've ever seen!
02:02:24.000You're going to be asked to follow certain protocol.
02:02:27.000You will consult with these people before any decision, before any press conference, it will be reviewed.
02:02:32.000I think there's some of that, but I think they're also just met with With checks and balances, it's way harder to get things done than you think.
02:03:08.000You know, I think what they've got to do at some point in time, they've got to have some...
02:03:12.000If they really want to get people to like the United States and other countries, there has to be some massive goodwill operation.
02:03:20.000Where we go to these impoverished countries, these places that have been wrecked by war, by devastation, by all these different things that are going on, and we have to help the fuck out of them.
02:03:29.000Because if we don't do that, then other people are going to look at us and go, why would we look up to the United States?
02:03:41.000And if the people at the very top aren't the most generous, then the whole system below you seems unfair and people get fucking pissed off.
02:03:48.000There's something in the Old Testament where it's the light unto the nations.
02:03:52.000Lead by example of what you want them to do.
02:03:55.000Sure, if you're in that position, if you're in the position to be generous, if you're in the position to help, We're just ganking shit.
02:04:11.000We're bringing in guns and tanks and fucking jets and we're going to have spaceships that fly around you by remote control and shoot missiles into canyons and shit.
02:04:20.000Dude, you ever watch those videos online?
02:04:22.000They have videos of them launching missiles from, like, helicopters and shit with these people that are walking with donkeys.
02:09:59.000Does it have that in the plea ahead of time?
02:10:01.000Like, you can't put him in general application?
02:10:02.000You've got to say, my client is, you know, a very wealthy man who, you know, a lot of people could get a name off beating him up and he's not a very big man and he's concerned for his safety.
02:10:12.000One of my favorite things is when idiots like us try to walk through the law and what we would say to a judge in order to get things done.
02:10:20.000We're only going off old on-board episodes that we're sort of guessing.
02:10:26.000I think what you would have to do is tell a judge, Your Honor.
02:10:30.000Do you remember when TV shows had you convinced that you could tell, like, if a cop was, like, an undercover cop, you'd say, Are you a cop?
02:10:38.000And they'd have to tell you the truth.
02:11:05.000Because if they go undercover, they're going to have to do drugs with you.
02:11:08.000If you're doing drugs and you want to be a part of some motorcycle gang, and the motorcycle gang is doing drugs, you've got to do drugs with you.
02:11:13.000There's no way you're not going to be able to.
02:11:14.000But yeah, on TV, they'll be like, I don't know, and just dump it off a side with a one special episode where they had to do it.
02:13:28.000You lumped this guy in with a pedophile priest.
02:13:31.000But that religion is so ridiculous that there's a giant percentage of the men who are pushing this religion are also fucking horrible pedophiles that ruin people's lives.
02:13:40.000If you know anybody that's Catholic, if you grew up in a Catholic community, you know a bunch of people that have been molested.
02:14:09.000If you stop and look, do you know New Mexico has some crazy ass fucking law, or they used to at one point in time, where you could, if you had sex with a girl, like a man could not have sex with a girl like his normal age.
02:14:21.000Like the age of consent was like 18. But if a man had sex with a boy, the age of consent was like 13. Really?
02:14:29.000And the reason why, supposedly, this was enacted is that the Catholic Church put pressure on them to keep this in place so they could fucking ship all their crazy, sweet boy ass to New Mexico.
02:14:45.000The fact is that the age of consent for male to boy was 13. That's fucking nuts, man.
02:14:51.000Same-sex males is like 13. Whereas opposite sex, like boys and girls...
02:14:56.000What's really crazy now is this sexting thing, man, where kids are going to jail for child pornography because they're taking pictures of their pussy.
02:15:02.000They really came down at some point with a no tolerance, I don't care if you made it, you can't have it on your hard drive, no one can have it.
02:15:08.000And with those laws, we can't make an exception for anyone.
02:15:11.000They are attacking sluts for sending pictures of their pussy to guys.
02:15:16.000They're attacking girls for being silly.
02:17:29.000Yeah, if you go like a few weeks or a month without touching anybody, that guy that we were talking about earlier that lives in the Arctic, he went, I think, eight months at one point by himself, just up there hunting, and he said it was way too much.
02:17:52.000Like, one of the most incredible documentaries ever.
02:17:54.000You stop and think about it, like, this guy's chosen to live like that in this day and age.
02:17:58.000Whereas we think if we had to live like that, it would be hell.
02:18:01.000Like, Brian, how do you think you would feel if, like, all of a sudden civilization dropped off, there was no power, and you had to fucking light fires with wood and kill animals to stay alive, and it was fucking freezing cold out and you were in animal skins and shit?
02:19:31.000You feel rewarded for having produced all this food.
02:19:35.000There's a fable that God, because he loves his children, gave us a plentiful cattle and crops without us having to work for it at all, and the man went crazy and started warring on itself.
02:19:48.000So then he took that power away, and then you had to actually toil the soil, and then people were way calmer.
02:20:13.000This guy, Haimo, I think that's his name, that lived in the Arctic, that's why he was talking about how satisfying it is to be a hunter and gatherer.
02:20:20.000You know, that he thinks that that's where civilization fell apart.
02:20:23.000That man is most happy when he's out there providing for himself.