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00:01:41.000I don't know how many guys into coupons, but usually guys that are into coupons usually generally don't tip them.
00:01:45.000Well, I consider more of like, that's human, and I'm helping somebody out, compared to like, fuck, if I can get $20 off Amazon, I'm going to do that.
00:02:10.000Now, if you go to a grocery store without one of those cards, you're pretty much paying a good 15-20% more than you would if you didn't have a card on you.
00:02:18.000So what's the benefit in that for them?
00:02:20.000Because for those people that aren't loyal, they just come in and just spend money and they can charge them more.
00:02:26.000I think coupons and advertising, when you put up a billboard and it said call now 15%, it doesn't mean shit to them.
00:02:43.000That makes sense, that it's sort of like an advertising move.
00:02:46.000But I've always thought it was probably to see, like, maybe our shit's too expensive.
00:02:50.000Maybe we could actually make more money if we sold more of them at a lesser price.
00:02:55.000Well, it probably also averages out, like, if you have a product that's $20, but you could also charge $30 for it, then the averages out, the people that use the coupons, would probably make it more like $25.
00:03:05.000Probably there's, like, some economics major right now pulling his fucking hair out right now.
00:03:08.000You don't know what you're talking about!
00:03:52.000We get a lot of shit done, but you and I are both the same way in that if we don't have to think about something, I'm not gonna think about it.
00:03:58.000Yeah, and if it's not gonna make a difference in my life, I don't give a fuck.
00:04:01.000If I'm not gonna feel it, I'm not gonna physically feel the difference.
00:05:37.000You have the ability to control your impulses.
00:05:40.000And even though your impulses might be crazy, you have the ability to put them in check.
00:05:44.000Whereas a lot of people, when they start drinking and black out and become another person, those people, they can't just not do it again the next day.
00:05:52.000The next day comes around, they have a couple drinks and they can't step aside.
00:06:09.000Went out, got our party on, got a drink on.
00:06:12.000We were hammered, and we were at a pizza place, and it's 2 o'clock in the fucking morning, and Eddie Bravo was on the Atkins diet, so he's blackout drunk.
00:06:20.000Blackout drunk, and he still won't eat his crusts.
00:06:44.000And he would put pictures of his shit online because it was so ridiculous.
00:06:47.000He would go to McDonald's and get a quarter pounder and then he would go to Krispy Kreme and he would cut a donut in half and he'd put the cheeseburger in between the donut.
00:10:40.000My friend lives like that, and I'm thinking, what if you had to poop really bad, and you couldn't find a parking spot, and you was sticking out?
00:11:17.000But they let some fucking chick, she was drunk, man, and she fucked up my car.
00:11:22.000She was pulling it out of a spot, and it was a really tight little area, and she just turned her wheel and hit the gas and just jacked my fucking car.
00:13:40.000The thing in the middle, I guess the knee socket or something, snapped out of place and the top bone hit the bottom bone and then snapped right back.
00:21:47.000But when me and my friends are talking about the best Bruce Lee move ever, the best Bruce Lee movie ever was actually done by the fake Bruce Lee.
00:24:26.000Where helicopters were really popular in the 80s, and there was like Blue Thunder, Airwolf, and there was all these sitcoms about helicopters.
00:29:48.000They would find all these audio detection devices all over the place, or audio recording devices, where the Russians were listening into them.
00:29:55.000They found these Russian things that they made were so complicated that they operated on the swaying of the building, that that's what powered them.
00:30:06.000The swaying of the building back and forth actually charged them up and powered them.
00:30:31.000You know, everybody likes to look at Kennedy like he's this rosy, you know, beautiful figure from our liberal back, you know, or liberal past.
00:30:38.000But Kennedy's family was all fucking moonshine runners.
00:30:40.000They made all their money selling illegal booze.
00:30:43.000And there was all sorts of people that were just like the Tea Party people today trying to get rid of Obama and going crazy about the democratically elected president.
00:30:55.000They'd make posters with Kennedy's face on it.
00:30:57.000Nobody likes to think about that shit because it happened so long ago.
00:31:00.000And what about the fact that he was, out of all the presidents that have ever existed, he's the one who had the worst reputation as far as womanizing?
00:31:37.000If they're going to fuck around with these interns, offer them and their family a spot in the underground cities when shit goes down, they ain't going to say shit.
00:31:45.000Eddie Brown was a firm believer in the underground cities.
00:32:42.000Look, I'm going to follow my human instincts and keep on keeping on.
00:32:45.000But, if I had to choose between living a life of fucking cancer and radiation and zombies or getting hit in the head by a meteor, I'll take getting hit in the head by a meteor.
00:32:54.000What's your take on the zombie situation?
00:32:56.000It's funny how many fucking shows and movies and things...
00:33:00.000There's people that believe they're real.
00:33:01.000There's radio shows where they're talking about preparing against zombies.
00:34:48.000Because maybe your soul's long gone and all of a sudden you just got this tissue with no consciousness that needs food all the time and eats anything in front of it.
00:35:53.000The real possibility is the possibility that was expressed in that 28 Days Later.
00:35:58.000That someone comes out with some fucking genetically altered super virus and That attacks the human body and literally turns you into some fucking freaky, crazed monster animal thing.
00:36:37.000The thought that people eating human flesh...
00:36:40.000You know, it's been documented very recently that they think that it was done, like, ritualistically for thousands and thousands of years.
00:36:48.000And that people have been eating people, like, whether they killed them in battle or that small children, they found small children with tool marks on their bodies that they're positive inside their brains, in the brain cavity.
00:37:01.000That they're positive with someone scooping and scraping out their brains and cutting off their meat and eating it.
00:37:06.000So people have been, yeah, people have been preying on other people for forever.
00:37:11.000Look, man, when people are starving to death, you know, if you're living like thousands and thousands of years before written language and people are starving to death, And you're a bunch of fucking skin-wearing savages.
00:37:21.000And you look over the hill and there's a bunch of other skin-wearing savages.
00:37:24.000You look back at your babies that are screaming in agony because there's no food in their body.
00:37:28.000And you say, I'm just going to go kill these motherfuckers and eat them.
00:37:39.000If animals do it, for sure somewhere, a human, before it became the human being of circa 2011, for sure someone did everything that an animal's done.
00:38:59.000the circle and stuff like that yeah you know like the world around and everything i was so mad at my sister once and i didn't know she had her hamster in the ball and so i'm like i'm not take this and i kicked it really hard thinking i was just gonna break the the ball the hamster just flew right out of it though and uh it was okay but it was the most scariest thing ever it It lived?
00:39:19.000Yeah, but what was so gross is, you know when you're a kid and you see something disgusting and you're just like, I'm not going to look at it!
00:39:42.000So, speaking of people and their affection for animals, I was in Pittsburgh this last weekend for the UFC, and it was the same time as a furry convention.
00:39:54.000And I don't know if you're aware of this, because I certainly as fuck wasn't.
00:42:36.000My girlfriend's actually, before I even heard about this, my girlfriend's been actually recently trying to get me to go to a furry party, and she's like, you know, we won't have to have sex with anybody else, and no one will know who you are, and we can just fuck.
00:42:48.000It's like an orgy by a bunch of furries.
00:42:49.000Your girlfriend wants you to bang her in front of a bunch of other freaks that aren't showering, and they're shitting in litter boxes, and they're wearing...
00:44:55.000I pet him for 30 It's on how they're raised.
00:44:58.000If they're raised with people all the time, like my cat's been with me since she was a kitten.
00:45:02.000So from the time she was little, it's all like, meow meow, what's up meow meow?
00:45:06.000And pets, and every day it's affection.
00:45:08.000So she associates people with affection.
00:45:10.000But if you're around a cat and you just go to work all day and you barely pay attention to that fucking cat, then the cat's like, yeah, you can pet me.
00:48:34.000And then it turned out, obviously, that he wasn't mine, and I stuck around for a while, and then me and the girlfriend broke up a couple times, and we would separate and come back and see him, because I was in love with him.
00:48:46.000But it was like a six-month stretch when I came back.
00:48:49.000And he was around two after we'd break up.
00:53:15.000Actually, all the episodes were on your website, but since you moved the servers now, everything's kind of weird.
00:53:20.000We're probably getting too much bandwidth.
00:53:22.000Well, the premise of it was Joe wanted to put together a reality show based on him going to all these clubs across the nation and his posse.
00:54:19.000So Duncan was getting everybody in the audience used to the fact that we got 10-foot screws backstage and they're playing a big show at the Holodome next to the El Pollo Loco.
01:01:17.000I would just think they'd be crazy, though, man.
01:01:18.000I think they just do shit to each other, and they just, like, it could get, like, really uncomfortable.
01:01:23.000I think some of them are probably pretty normal, but I think whenever you get an opportunity to completely pretend to be somebody else, you get to dress up in some outfit, you don't even talk, everyone agrees to not talk, you get to see how wacky some minds are.
01:01:36.000Some people's brains are fucking fried.
01:01:39.000And you kind of put yourself at the mercy of being around those people without being able to filter them socially.
01:01:44.000If we're all sitting around talking, after five, ten minutes we all kind of figure out where each other's vibe's coming from.
01:01:52.000We might do something that surprises us, you know, if you find out someone's a little weirder than you thought.
01:01:56.000But for the most part, you get a kind of vibe.
01:01:59.000And some people get a vibe immediately.
01:02:00.000Okay, I don't want to talk to that guy.
01:02:02.000Well, when that guy's dressed up like Wile E. Coyote, you don't ever get that vibe.
01:02:05.000Yeah, you're going to have that one Wile E. Coyote guy walking around, creeping everybody out.
01:02:13.000Look, I think that would be a great thing for a serial killer.
01:02:16.000A great thing for a serial killer would be go and hang around with a bunch of other people that are dressing up like this fucking weirdo outfit, you know, this weirdo animal thing, and you could wear one of those weirdo animal things and just infiltrate them and then hang out with them in a way that other people are never willing to hang out with you.
01:03:09.000If you have a bunch of different friends and you run a bunch of people, and if you're honest, that to me I think is the big one.
01:03:15.000If you're a real honest person and you're honest in the way you communicate with people, you pick up deceptive behavior very quickly because it just seems off.
01:03:28.000And then you see something that's just not quite real.
01:03:31.000There's something about what you're saying that seems like bullshit.
01:03:34.000I think psychedelics also helps that sense too because you actually see the person's inner soul at certain points in doing psychedelics where you can see their energy in the world.
01:03:44.000And ever since you see that, or feel that feeling, I think you kind of have that feeling in the back of your head.
01:03:49.000Do you ever go to the movies when you're high?
01:04:00.000He's a bad motherfucker in that movie.
01:04:02.000But in the Hulk, there were some scenes where, He didn't really have much to do, and it didn't seem like he was the most focused.
01:04:08.000There's a few scenes where him and this chick are talking, and I'm listening to the two of them talking, and I'm like, this is so not real.
01:04:16.000I remember in the movie theater going, this is some of the worst acting ever.
01:05:55.000So I'm thinking right there, okay, if these people live here in Spokane, small city, in the woods, if they don't believe it, then a couple guys start going, well, you know, you never know because of this and because of that.
01:07:12.000That has like, maybe different Indians do, and some of them do and some don't, but for the most part, I don't think it's like, you know, the Greeks had all these fake gods and all these different, you know, Griffins and all these different things that they had created.
01:07:23.000There was obviously a lot of fiction going on.
01:07:25.000I don't think there's that much fiction in the Native American folklore.
01:07:29.000So when there's all these different names for this one animal, it makes you go, hmm, maybe there was a thing like that at one point in time.
01:07:35.000And then there's so many fucking sightings of these things.
01:09:10.000If there's a small population of them, and one of them died, things that die, there's a time-lapse video of Africa, which is obviously much more predatory than the Pacific Northwest.
01:09:22.000But in this time-lapse video of Africa, an elephant dies, and these hyenas start tearing this elephant apart.
01:09:29.000And even some lions actually scavenged a little bit.
01:11:10.000The thing if you went to Spokane, you know that as you fly over that Pacific Northwest, it really occurs to you how fucking dense that shit is.
01:12:47.000And that's way more populated than the Pacific Northwest.
01:12:50.000If you're living in a place like Spokane or any of those areas where they have those Sasquatch sightings, it's always like Northern California.
01:13:01.000There's some fucking sounds that these guys have recorded.
01:13:04.000And it could be hoaxes, but people who have studied these sounds, like primatologists have studied these sounds, they said they're primate in nature.
01:13:12.000You know, they don't know what the fuck it is, but these guys are camping out in the woods and they hear these screams and these screeches in the night.
01:19:14.000It was fascinating, the actual facts of what the Nazis were into.
01:19:18.000And a lot of what they were into is like ancient Hindu scriptures, like the Vimanas.
01:19:22.000They studied all these, you know, Vimanas were like these flying things in ancient Hindu scriptures that, from thousands and thousands of years ago, these flying ships that people have always tried to interpret.
01:19:32.000Like, what the fuck did they mean by this?
01:19:34.000You know, and the Nazi scientists were fascinated by all that stuff.
01:19:38.000They were very much into the occult and very much into, you know, the idea of ancient knowledge.
01:19:43.000You could throw that aside and say they were silly if it wasn't for the incredible technological capabilities that they had back then.
01:19:51.000BMW, they made engines for Nazis, man.
01:19:55.000I mean, Volkswagen, that's the car for the people.
01:21:14.000So a lot of the sightings in the 40s and 50s and probably even to today are all based, or not all, but I'm sure a lot of them were German UFOs.
01:21:23.000Right, but when they say that they built something that's anti-gravity, that can't really be proven because we can't do anti-gravity today.
01:21:31.000So because we can't do anti-gravity, we don't have a working model that they actually had that we could fly around in.
01:22:54.000V-R-I-L. Yeah, it makes me wonder if maybe they were just really dumb.
01:22:59.000Yeah, it's like, yeah, we're talking to aliens, but they were really talking to our government, and we're like, oh yeah, yeah, we're from outer space.
01:23:04.000Well, you know, you can poo-poo all you want the idea of secret societies, but the bottom line is almost every single fucking president...
01:23:12.000It's been a part of one of those fucking things in high school or in college.
01:23:15.000That skull and bones shit is so disturbing that these people get together in college and decide to run shit based on this bond that they make when they're in college.
01:23:26.000If you pay attention to how people operate, man, especially if you could...
01:23:30.000I mean, the best way to keep something secret, really keep something secret, is to have a bunch of people who belong to some exclusive group and they won't rat anything out.
01:23:39.000It's like a group of buddies who will talk about man law.
01:23:50.000Skull and Bones is basically what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas on the biggest level possible.
01:23:55.000Raping the world, causing wars, doing all this crazy shit and doing it under this premise of we're all a part of this group that agrees to be running the world in secret.
01:24:34.000That sounds like some shit that you're saying in your mom's basement and there's like wood paneling on the wall and you're doing bong rips.
01:24:40.000You're like, dude, and then they totally make you eat shit.
01:26:09.000I think our lives are becoming more and more complex and people are more and more stressful and they have more and more real problems and they want to be distracted with a problem that they can focus on that they have absolutely no stake in.
01:26:21.000So they could watch people with their drama and get mad at each other and crazy and screaming and this girl's fucking his wife and he's going fucking crazy and they're going bankrupt.
01:26:30.000But meanwhile, you personally have zero stake in it.
01:26:32.000So you can sit there and watch it and get totally caught up in it and your life doesn't fall apart.
01:27:41.000Which I'm down, but the problem is, man, with all of these things, whenever you claim that you fucking got the answers, alright, whether it's Zeitgeist or whether it's Scientology or whether it's I don't want to equate Zeitgeist with Scientology, but it's too late.
01:28:19.000They got all these things wrong with Mithra, and it's been corrected on all these different websites, all the things that they got incorrect about.
01:28:26.000But they're so confident in these points of view that they can put these points of view out on...
01:29:40.000He's got extra skin, but he's in way better shape than almost since I met him.
01:29:45.000I met him in 91, maybe, somewhere around then.
01:29:49.000And this is about as healthy as I've ever seen as far as like his diet and what he's doing.
01:29:54.000And he got this Vitamix thing and he swears by it, man.
01:29:57.000He's like, he told me about this book.
01:29:59.000Some woman wrote this book on, you know, how you're supposed to eat vegetables and that the problem is, you know, your body spends so much time digesting food and breaking food down that it causes a lot, uses up a lot of energy.
01:30:09.000So she has this, she tells you to take this blender and you blend all your vegetables together.
01:30:15.000So I blend like kale and And I blend cucumbers, and I blend like a pear, and some ginger, and some celery, a bunch of shit together into this drink that looks like the Hulk's loads.
01:30:40.000Like if you were logging on a river, and it was a nice, strong current to the river, and you unloaded a whole truckload of logs into this river to take them downhill, and then you just went, ah, just travel downhill.
01:30:53.000That's what it's like when I take a shit.
01:32:30.000As soon as Eddie showed up, I got a book here on the Salton Sea, and I got two documentaries sitting on my desk because being the retard that I am, Whenever a subject comes up on the podcast or that I get set hip to, I get fascinated by it.
01:32:42.000And the salt and sea is the thing that I've been...
01:33:30.000And then it talks about how toxic it became because of the runoff from all these different farms and...
01:33:35.000That it got saltier and saltier to the point where a lot of the animals and the fish just fucking died and these people still lived there and it flooded out their house.
01:34:34.000As long as we don't leave any equipment behind.
01:34:36.000But what if we have a place, we set it up, we get some couches in there and shit, get an internet connection, bring our laptops so we don't really have to have equipment there.
01:34:44.000You bring our laptops and our mixer, set that shit up, and do a weekly or a monthly show from the Salton Sea.
01:35:54.000Didn't you go with me when we drove and you and me and Dimitri, and we stopped off in one of those little ghost towns where they had like a fake gunfight?
01:38:24.000I got like maybe 10, 15 hours of pool matches on my laptop at any given time.
01:38:29.000So if I'm ever in an airport by myself, ooh, I'll watch Mika Eminen play effin' Reyes, and I'll sit there and watch a pool match that I already know the results.
01:38:55.000They were on the floor, they didn't stop it.
01:38:56.000I mean, that fight could have been stopped two different times easily.
01:39:00.000Was that not the craziest end of a fight you have ever seen ever?
01:39:03.000This is the greatest comeback in the history of combat sports.
01:39:06.000I was watching it with a friend who doesn't train.
01:39:08.000He was just telling me right before the match, he goes, I hate it when people, when a fighter hurts another fighter and he goes down and then he jumps in his guard and then tries to knock him out.
01:39:17.000Why doesn't he just let him get up and stand up?
01:42:12.000Yeah, and what's dark about it all, man, is that Roy Jones was the guy who never wanted to get hit.
01:42:18.000Roy Jones was the guy who never wanted to fight really dangerous fighters because he was always worried about brain damage because he was buddies with Gerald McClellan.
01:42:25.000Gerald McClellan was one of the best fucking middleweights and light heavyweights ever.
01:42:30.000Gerald McClellan was a fucking animal.
01:42:32.000But in his prime, he got in a fight with Nigel Benn and he caught a lot of weight for that fight.
01:42:38.000And during the fight, the fight was ugly, and he blasted Nigel Benn in the first round, but Nigel Benn had mad heart, and Nigel Benn hung in there, and was there in the second and third, and they fought like dogs, dude, and they head-butted, and they clashed heads, and at one time, Nigel Benn and him clashed heads after Nigel Benn was jacking him with some punches.
01:43:24.000If you want to see some crazy, barbaric, top-of-the-food-chain KO action boxers going at it, because Julian Jackson was one of the hardest punchers ever, and Gerald MacLellan fucked him up, and it's a crazy fight.
01:44:11.000And what a lot of people don't realize, especially fighters, they don't know who to turn to.
01:44:16.000They get their advice from either shitty doctors or they get their advice from bodybuilders that are their friends or something like that.
01:44:22.000What people don't understand about hormones is If you jolt your body, you make your body hyper-testosterone levels where they're far above normal, what happens is, afterwards, your shit crashes.
01:44:34.000So when you get off this testosterone, if you take some Crazy amount of testosterone in your system.
01:45:59.000You know, Hopkins was just too good for him.
01:46:01.000And, you know, and then he fought that guy, Danny green in Australia.
01:46:03.000He got knocked out in the first round.
01:46:05.000And then he fought this Russian dude and got knocked the fuck out in the last round.
01:46:08.000And it was ugly, He froze up, like, halfway, like, was crumbling, and the referee, the guy looks at the referee, and the referee wouldn't stop it, so he goes, alright, ba-bing!
01:46:19.000While he's crumpling, while, like, Roy Jones is essentially slowly crumpling, this dude tees off with two full power shots, and he face plants, completely unconscious.
01:46:30.000And so then he goes on HBO a couple weeks later and he can't say spectacular.
01:46:37.000We are watching everything that that guy was terrified of when he was a 20-year-old phenom, when he was on top of the world lighting people up.
01:47:15.000Why isn't there a wall at least the size of maybe ten times the height of the current wall around that whole entire place if it's near water or the ability to get flooded?
01:47:26.000Well, there's a lot of floods going on, man, that nobody ever anticipated.
01:47:29.000What we're finding out right now with Japan and what we're finding out with this as well is they didn't do a lot of what-ifs when they built these fucking things.
01:47:38.000First of all, they don't have any options to shut them down if they don't have any power.
01:47:43.000When they lost the backup generators in Japan and everything got flooded out by the tsunami, they had essentially eight hours before that thing started melting down.
01:48:08.000What's going on in Japan right now, man?
01:48:10.000The Michio Kaku just wrote a really fascinating and terrifying article about it, about how there are three complete meltdowns in those plants in Japan.
01:48:19.000And, you know, there's people online that are in denial about this for some reason.
01:48:22.000Like someone in my message board was, you know, on a thread about this was like, oh, you know, you're giving out misinformation about Japan.
01:48:31.000There's video online on YouTube of people that live miles and miles away that have taken Geiger counters and they walk around with the Geiger counter on and then they take the Geiger counter and they put the Geiger counter on the ground.
01:48:41.000And that's when it's fucking terrifying.
01:48:43.000Because in the air, when you walk it around, it looks like, yeah, it's a little radioactive, but not too bad.
01:48:48.000But then when you put the fucking thing on the ground, there's a couple videos like this.
01:48:51.000You see the fucking levels are off the charts, like way into the levels where people aren't supposed to be anywhere near.
01:49:27.000Dude, I think what we should do with Japan is we should help those fucking people that are anywhere near that place, help them get out, and then use that as a place to store the world's garbage.
01:50:36.000You know how they have hypernovas in space?
01:50:38.000They find these hypernovas that are basically these really super powerful novas that have these jets of energy spraying out in either direction.
01:52:32.000He's going to throw it out the fucking window.
01:52:35.000Gizmodo also has an article about LSD being used to treat what they call suicide headaches, which are people that have really bad headaches to the point where they almost want to kill themselves, like migraines times a billion, right?
01:52:47.000So these two psychiatrists have been giving LSD to these patients, and I think they said, like, almost...
01:52:56.000All six patients reported a decrease in the number of cluster attacks, and five said this effect lasted for months after they had taken LSD. Well, if they had the right dosage of LSD, if you could administer it in a laboratory and you knew exactly what you were getting, there was an article really recently that said that MDMA, which is ecstasy, and LSD are far closer to being available for prescription than anybody would really imagine.
01:55:00.000He decided to come up with his own business and one of them was that there's a bunch of different nootropics, a bunch of different supplements that can aid in brain function.
01:55:09.000And what he did is combine all the best ones and put them together.
01:56:51.000Dude, I was figuring some shit out, man.
01:56:54.000The crazy thing is when you have dreams, the dreams are super vivid and you can remember them, man.
01:56:58.000It's because your mind's, whatever receptor's awake, something's awake that's usually not awake.
01:57:03.000Because that's like when we were talking about nicotine, where it keeps your nicotine receptors in your head awake when you're on, you know, do a patch while you're sleeping.
01:57:10.000Whatever's in that shit has something that it's reacting to and keeping it awake.
01:57:13.000Well, what I was impressed with is that I had some good ideas, and I didn't want to get up and write them down, and I actually remembered them in the morning.
01:58:21.000It's just really, really poor, dumb girls that are 20 years old and they're asking about evolution and they're saying things that they want people to hear.
01:58:28.000Well, I think Jesus put me here for a purpose because they think that all the people from their church and all the people back home, that's what they would want to hear.
01:58:35.000You know, when you're 20 years old and you're indoctrinated into the world of religion, what are the odds that you actually have a real opinion of it?
01:58:40.000You actually sat down and sorted this shit out.
01:58:43.000Most of the time they're just spitting out shit that other people have been saying to them their whole life.
02:01:27.000Especially your, you know, your thighs toughen up and your shins really toughen up.
02:01:30.000They actually develop, like, little micro-fractures over the surface of your shin from clashing into other shins and kicking fucking banana trees and shit like that.
02:01:37.000Like, those crazy Thai guys that are constantly kicking, like, banana trees, they develop, like, shins that are like weapons, man.
02:01:44.000You know, there's, like, a sports science on it where they showed Melcher, God, I forget the last, his name, his phone, but it was a, He's a Muay Thai guy.
02:03:05.000There was a post on the Underground the other day.
02:03:07.000Some guy was talking about getting knocked out in training, you know, and how much it pissed you off.
02:03:11.000Some new guy came in, didn't really know what he was doing, swang full blast, and he didn't get out of the way, and he got knocked unconscious.
02:03:44.000It'd be awesome if they could fix it, you know?
02:03:46.000It's like, you know, if you tear a knee ligament, they can fucking get another ligament, stick it in there, and screw it in place, and they can fix you up nice.
02:03:56.000If you hurt your brain, they go, dude, don't worry about it.
02:03:59.000We're going to put you in this chamber.
02:04:00.000It rejuvenates all your brain cells, and you're going to be 100% in a couple of weeks.
02:04:04.000What if this Chris Marcus stuff actually does that?
02:04:09.000It's going to be a lot more complicated than some herbs, I think.
02:04:12.000I would think that if there's going to be something that regenerates brain tissue that's injured, it's going to be something like some nanotechnology, something that rehabilitates or You know, fix his tissue.
02:04:21.000You guys should sponsor Roy Jones and see what happens.
02:04:25.000He's all speaking Shakespearean off the top of his head.
02:04:51.000They just spend all that money, and they have some wacky motherfucker that's handling their money.
02:04:56.000Just like the kind of guy who would have a wacky motherfucker handling his hormones, there's a guy that would have a wacky motherfucker handling his money, and that guy tells you, like Wesley Snipes' dude told him, You know, hey, you don't have to pay taxes, man.
02:07:15.000I'm going to get her to give me a lot of money.
02:07:18.000Yeah, I mean, to me, I'd rather, you know, I hate taxes so much, so I'd rather just go to TurboTax, take 10 minutes and do it, and get it sent away, you know, than having to pay extra and try to find money and do all that crap, which I should do.
02:15:04.000Having swallowed the most amount of semen ever officially recorded, Michelle Monaghan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July of 1991. Was it pumped out for her ass?
02:17:35.000But maybe all your testosterone is just stored up in your balls and your body doesn't use any of it for muscle development or, you know, behavior or any of that shit.
02:17:43.000It's all just in your balls ready to shoot.
02:17:46.000Seriously, two minutes, like a minute after I come, if I look at this...
02:18:45.000Remember you say you would fall asleep because you were too tired to go down on her and then fall asleep because you were too tired to do anything.
02:18:51.000You'd do her and then you'd fall asleep.
02:23:45.000The U.S. Department of Justice is reporting this.
02:23:47.000Okay, by the way, this is just the U.S. Department of Justice.
02:23:49.000They might just be saying this to cut out the cocaine business.
02:23:52.000They're saying up to 70% of the cocaine in the US is contaminated with this lavamisole, which is cheap and widely available and commonly used for deworming livestock.
02:24:22.000Why would you do that if you're trying to sell more cocaine?
02:24:25.000That almost seems like something the government would do, man.
02:24:29.000Sounds like the whole story is probably fake and they're just putting it out there to scare you like people on Pirate Bay like, oh, there's a virus in this vial.
02:25:06.000The way it's set up is too convenient.
02:25:08.000There's a bunch of people standing there looking up, and everybody's looking up, and they're catching these things, and they fly in and out of the clouds.
02:25:15.000You know what really makes me think that it's too convenient?
02:25:18.000The guy looks up, films some of the UFOs, and then looks down at all these people watching, which is the fucking last thing that you would do if you actually thought you saw real UFOs flying through the air.
02:25:30.000You would keep the fucking camera on them.
02:25:32.000You wouldn't want to turn it and point it down at all these people watching.
02:28:15.000But that's why I don't believe in them.
02:28:17.000I've seen so much stuff, I think, the way I look at it, and this is not that I don't believe in them, because it's not that I don't believe in them.
02:28:55.000If there's that many people that are idiots and fucked up, and then you look at the number of UFO stories, what are the numbers?
02:29:02.000The numbers are similar to what you'd expect from a population of retards.
02:29:07.000Yeah, but then you look at the smartest people on the planet, you look at the smartest people on the opposite end of the spectrum, Warner Von Braun and Herman Obert, they were rocket scientists.
02:29:17.000They not only believe in aliens, they're saying our technology came from messages from beings from other solar systems.
02:35:56.000And you can also subscribe to the Red...
02:35:58.000The Death Squad series of podcasts that Brian hosts on iTunes.
02:36:02.000It's called Death Squad, and it's Sam Tripoli's podcast, Tom Segura's podcast, Ari Shafir's podcast, and a bunch of other different ones.
02:36:10.000Every now and then they're throwing in new ones into the mix, but they're very entertaining and fun, especially if you're into liquid ass and people sticking fingers in other people's fleshlights.