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00:02:57.000The crazy thing is the people who make the more money, the more money you make rather, the higher percentage you have to pay.
00:03:05.000So not only do you pay more money just because you make more money, which seems, that seems rational to me, but the fact that you pay a higher percent, that's just like saying, listen, we know you got it, fuck you, give us the money.
00:04:32.000You know, we're over there because we need to keep these terrorists from becoming strong.
00:04:38.000We need to go and attack them at their base.
00:04:41.000Okay, if that was what was agreed, that that's the reason why we're there, but there's a lot of people that say that doesn't make any sense.
00:04:48.000There's a lot of people that say there's very few Taliban that are actually left in Afghanistan, that we have other motives, and that these motives might be the natural gas pipeline that runs through Afghanistan, which everybody apparently has been trying to control for years, or Also very overlooked and a subject that people like, they kind of poo-poo it and they make it seem like it's not that big a deal, is the opium market.
00:05:08.000Afghanistan produces some 90-something percent of the entire world's opium.
00:05:14.000The entire world's poppy seeds, the entire world's heroin, more than 90% of it is produced in Afghanistan.
00:05:23.000You hear about that, you're like, there's a lot of goddamn money in heroin.
00:05:26.000There's a lot of goddamn money in opium.
00:05:28.000I mean, if all of it is being produced, literally, almost all of it, in this one place, like, someone's making some fucking money off that.
00:05:36.000It's not like the U.S. got in there and they stopped making heroin.
00:05:52.000Then you find out that the president of Afghanistan, this is absolute fact, president of Afghanistan, his brother, It was being paid by the CIA for years.
00:06:04.000Like, our government dollars were going to pay the brother of the president of Afghanistan who's in the poppy business.
00:06:12.000This guy is involved in the opium trade.
00:06:16.000This guy is involved in the heroin trade.
00:06:18.000And he's an employee of the CIA. Like, really?
00:06:39.000It seems like there's no way that could be possible.
00:06:41.000There's no way it could be that corrupt.
00:06:43.000If it was, we would have heard about it.
00:06:45.000But when you start researching the history of the CIA, like, they've been accused of doing this forever.
00:06:51.000Not just accused of doing this by people who don't make any sense, like crazy people and, you know...
00:06:56.000Internet conspiracy theorists, but no, they've been accused of doing it by people who used to work for the CIA. They've been accused of doing it by people who have actually just flown in the drugs.
00:07:05.000There's a great case about a guy named Barry Seals from Mena, Arkansas.
00:07:09.000This guy used to fly into Mena, Arkansas and drop off big packages of cocaine.
00:07:44.000They didn't want to do autopsies, but they forced them.
00:07:46.000They got them done, and it turns out that these kids had been murdered.
00:07:49.000They had been stabbed multiple times before they had been put on these train tracks.
00:07:54.000So then the investigation goes further, and it turns out this guy named Barry Seals, who's a CIA employee, and there's, you know, documented.
00:08:03.000This guy's got a great, long history with the CIA. There's, you know, tons of pictures.
00:08:08.000There's tons of, you know, documentation on this guy.
00:08:10.000And this guy was flying in drugs from South America.
00:08:26.000There's another guy named Michael Rupert.
00:08:29.000Michael Rupert has a website now and he's got a bunch of books on the whole situation.
00:08:34.000But his story is that he was working for the LAPD. I'm not sure if he worked in narcotics, but he was involved somehow or another in some narcotics case.
00:08:45.000And it turns out that the CIA was involved, and the CIA was protecting these people, and the CIA was selling drugs.
00:08:52.000And he went to try to report it, they squashed everything, and he just went public with everything.
00:08:58.000And it's, you know, he gets very little attention.
00:09:01.000I mean, it's really shocking how little attention he gets.
00:09:04.000But he's a fascinating dude, this Michael Rupert guy.
00:09:08.000He's got a couple really fascinating books.
00:09:11.000I think The End of the Rubicon is one, and That's the one I've read.
00:09:17.000He's got a few other ones, but basically going into great depth and detail, all of his research on the CIA and their involvement in drugs.
00:09:31.000I think they could justify that there's so much money Involved in drugs and someone's gonna make that money people are addicted to drugs like why don't we make that money and at least that money is being made by the good guys I mean that's like the most idealistic point of view make sure your kids don't do drugs make sure no one you love does drugs but let's be honest there are people out there that are gonna do drugs and if anybody should make the money it should be the good guys I can see people falling for that but the bottom line is It's all greed.
00:14:27.000But cigarettes seem to be the one that they've got the most nailed as to how to just get you fucking hooked.
00:14:34.000You know, there's an article that I read recently where they were discussing all the different additives that the government allows them to put into cigarettes.
00:14:50.000And you look at them, unless you're some sort of a pharma chemist sort of a character, you're not going to have any idea what the fuck they are.
00:14:56.000And there's 599 of them in cigarettes.
00:15:00.000Aren't cigarettes just supposed to be fucking tobacco?
00:16:39.000He was selling his same designs to a couple different t-shirt companies and they had to get rid of him because it's some sort of a copyright lawsuit thing going on.
00:17:04.000When that guy started wearing it everywhere, I think Ed Hardy was probably paying him But little did they know that that just put the fucking, the douche label on the Ed Hardy.
00:17:15.000There's a chick that's one of the morning DJs in Denver.
00:18:24.000Like, just because Ray Merchant knocked him out, just because, like, he's lost to a couple different guys like Fedor, there's a big goddamn difference between losing to Fedor and losing to a guy who's had one fight and is really good at lifting shit.
00:18:36.000That guy's going to get his ass handed to him.
00:18:37.000If Tim Sylvia loses that fight, there's something wrong.
00:18:41.000He's got something wrong with him and he probably shouldn't fight anymore.
00:18:43.000I think Tim Sylvia should be able to keep that dude at bay.
00:21:32.000Just teach them how to keep his hands up, close the distance, teach them some takedowns, and teach them to get on top of dudes and just smush their fucking head.
00:21:40.000A guy like that, if you taught him some shit, he would only need a few things just because he's so goddamn strong.
00:21:47.000A few things he would be able to beat a lot of guys.
00:23:40.000Unless someone has done you wrong, unless maybe Sandra Bullock is out there.
00:23:47.000Sandra, I know that you've had some tough times recently, and I saw recently online the photos of this young lady that Jesse James allegedly has had an affair with.
00:24:01.000And, uh, you might want to watch the video of the guy cutting his balls off.
00:24:35.000If you looked at Sandra Bullock and you looked at Jesse James, you know, you'd say, well, you know, he's a rough, fucking handsome character and she's a beautiful woman.
00:25:29.000If you read Tiger Woods' stuff and I can't fucking help it, Some new skank came out with all his Twitters, or not his Twitters, his text messages that he sent to her.
00:25:38.000I'm like, first of all, what kind of a relationship did he have with these girls that they would want to put his, like, didn't even, or was he even friends with them?
00:25:46.000It seems like these girls, like, don't even, like, they didn't even talk to him.
00:25:52.000It seems like this thing was just all fucking.
00:25:56.000And because of that, I think they felt slighted.
00:26:00.000And that's what I'm getting out of this.
00:26:03.000That here's this guy with the most squeaky clean image in the world.
00:26:07.000And this image is what he used to make a ton of money.
00:26:11.000And, you know, he's like a super successful guy at the most, you know, like lucrative sport in the world and the sport, the most connected to money, to big businesses, to, I mean, so many, like, it's so important to be like the best golfer ever.
00:26:27.000I'm like, God, it's just a, such a huge thing, like to market and sell that.
00:28:01.000If you're a guy like that, you can really never trust anybody.
00:28:05.000You know, if that's what you're doing, if you're a wild guy that likes to cheat on your wife, and you're a fucking billionaire, super squeaky clean character, who the fuck can you trust?
00:28:15.000Like, that guy, man, what a predicament.
00:28:18.000He would have to go somewhere where they didn't know who he was.
00:28:20.000He'd have to go to, like, Malaysia to cheat.
00:28:30.000I'm disturbed by James Toney, his recent speeches.
00:28:35.000I don't know what's going on with him physically.
00:28:39.000I guess he wants to fight heavyweight.
00:28:42.000I've heard that he says he wants to fight Brock Lesnar.
00:28:45.000If that's the case, I think maybe the best thing to do to get this over with is just give him Brock Lesnar.
00:28:51.000If James Toney loses to somebody, the way I look at it is James Toney, obviously, all the respect in the world as a boxer, all-time, really one of the craftiest guys to come along in decades.
00:29:04.000And a guy who really utilized that old, like, Archie Moore, you know, like, shoulder roll style.
00:29:11.000Like, had a real classic old-timers boxing style.
00:29:15.000Like, real good at, like, rolling with punches, then coming back.
00:29:19.000Like, his counter right hand is against John Ruiz.
00:30:04.000And he thinks that he's going to be able to stop Brock Lesnar from taking him down by hitting him with a punch.
00:30:09.000Either one is not good, because one of them means he's delusional, that he doesn't really understand what this is all about, and the other one means that he's just a guy who's looking for money.
00:30:24.000And when you've been in it as long as James Toney has, even though he doesn't take that much punishment, you've got to realize these guys at a certain point in time, they only have a certain amount more punches you can take.
00:30:37.000There's a finite number, and after that number, you're fucked.
00:30:42.000And I think the thing with James Toney is he has this incredible confidence in his hands.
00:30:48.000And he really, truly believes that if a guy like Brock Lesnar tries to take him down, that he's going to be able to connect.
00:30:54.000And with those little gloves, he's going to put him to sleep.
00:30:58.000I think it looks a lot easier than it is.
00:31:01.000I think if he starts training with high-level guys, he goes and, you know, work out with, you know, King Mo, work out with some, like, high-level wrestlers and see how easy it is for those guys to take you down.
00:31:11.000You know, you think you're just going to catch them with an uppercut?
00:31:26.000So you not only have to change your stance as a boxer, you have to constantly be thinking about sprawling, constantly be thinking about getting your underhooks in.
00:31:36.000The punching ability that he has is a huge plus.
00:31:40.000And it'll definitely, if anybody's stupid enough to not try to take him down and just box with him, you're going to get your clock cleaned.
00:32:01.000If somebody chose some crazy boxer, you know, in the UFC, a guy who's got good hands, chose to try to stand up, just stand up with James Toney, he would make them look like a fool.
00:32:59.000That's enough for your average regular human.
00:33:01.000Brock Lesnar, that's a freak of a man.
00:33:05.000That's like the high end of the genetic spectrum where you're like, you know, you can have a dude who looks like Ichabod Crane, you know, you can have a dude who looks like, you know...
00:33:17.000Like, who was Olive Oil in that Popeye movie?
00:33:34.000You have Brock Lesnar, some weird instance where, you know, Vikings fucked Vikings for generation after generation and their warrior bloodlines were passed on and this motherfucker living in the woods in Minnesota, you know, he got the best of the best.
00:34:22.000The feeling that you're going to have of helplessness and hopelessness when that fucking gorilla grabs a hold of you and yanks you up in the air and smashes you and then gets on top of you and starts boom, boom.
00:34:37.000And those big fucking lunchbox fists, that's a wrap, son.
00:40:25.000So, that's my answer to that question.
00:40:29.000Alright, that was going off of the Ustream shit, so I'm gonna go to the JoeRogan.net forum and we'll see what kind of questions we got up in this bitch.
00:41:16.000How do you feel about the Pope knowing that child sex abuse was going on and he didn't say anything about it when he was a priest in Germany?
00:42:47.000They were at the front of the fucking God line.
00:42:50.000They had the Willy Wonka golden ticket.
00:42:53.000And they were reading the Word of God.
00:42:55.000And in a village, you know, of several hundred people, the guy who's the fucking priest who speaks the Word of God and has to console all these women.
00:43:03.000And, you know, maybe these women are with husbands that, you know, are tired of fucking them.
00:43:07.000And this priest would love to step in and take some of that.
00:43:32.000And they kept banging people and then they got caught.
00:43:33.000They probably got flogged or something terrible like that.
00:43:36.000And so then they really cracked down and made sure that the priests are not allowed to have sex anymore.
00:43:40.000Well, once they started doing that, then the only people that want to be priests were either gays who could be with other priests and they just like keep it on the sneak sneak and bang each other or pedophiles.
00:43:52.000Because they had access to all these children, and these children had to listen to them.
00:43:56.000The overwhelming amount, I mean, just, it hurts your head to think about how many fucking kids have been sexually abused by the Catholic Church.
00:44:09.000It really hurts to think that all these people are so blinded by a fucking fairy tale that they're willing to let some criminal, some monster, fuck their kids.
00:44:20.000After all these years, the fact that that is still going on, that is mind-boggling.
00:44:27.000It is mind-boggling that we pay any attention to this fucking silly cult.
00:44:56.000I always say that I've done things that were so much crazier than the stories that people tell about heaven.
00:45:01.000When you smoke DMT and you've communicated in another dimension with beings that are made out of love and understanding and they're super knowledgeable and they know everything about life and everything about you.
00:45:12.000When you've seen something like that and someone wants to talk to you and tell you that they've seen a guy in the cloud with a harp, who are you to tell him that he's full of shit?
00:45:19.000You're talking about something that you've actually experienced and I've actually experienced that's way more fucking crazy than angels with wings and a dude in the clouds with a big book of who gets in and who doesn't.
00:45:30.000That's way less crazy than the things that I've actually experienced.
00:45:34.000And this thing that you actually experience when you die, this DMT, this stuff that when you die, this is what your brain produces.
00:45:42.000When you're in heavy REM sleep, this is what your brain produces.
00:45:44.000A natural part of human neurochemistry and it lets you see something way crazier than what these religious people are talking about.
00:45:51.000So who am I to say that there's no God, that maybe there is a fucking village in the clouds, maybe it's all true.
00:45:56.000But just studying the actual words, if you know the history of how the Bible was made, the ancient Hebrew, which the original Old Testament was written in, the original Bible written in ancient Hebrew was, to this day, they only know three out of four of those words.
00:46:53.000When they translated that, and then eventually to English, all that's missing.
00:46:57.000And then you've got the New Testament, which is just complete wackiness, because Constantine, who wasn't even a fucking Christian, created this.
00:47:05.000And this is just clearly a ploy to try to control people.
00:47:08.000Constantine got together with a bunch of bishops, and they wrote it all out.
00:47:12.000And there's stuff that they left in and stuff they took out.
00:47:14.000So the New Testament, which is literally made hundreds of years after Christ was supposed to be dead, who the fuck knows what that's all about?
00:47:52.000But the fucking Pope on TV somehow or another gets to be national news.
00:47:56.000This crazy fuck who's not allowed to have sex, who hangs out with a bunch of crazy fucks who aren't allowed to have sex, and every rock you fucking pick up, there's a priest fucking a kid underneath it.
00:49:02.000Sister Mary Josephine, this evil, evil woman who used to tell you that if you didn't get your homework done, you would have to sit on a nail in the closet overnight.
00:49:34.000This relationship to life where you're a person who's in charge of some nonsense fairy tale and because of that you get to shit on people and yell at their kids and hit their fucking kids and treat them like shit?
00:49:46.000Because you somehow or another are special?
00:49:48.000Because you're one of those people that doesn't fuck?
00:49:56.000It's the craziest, most ridiculous cult ever, and it's still going on.
00:50:02.000And if that's not a damning condemnation of human beings and human culture today, in 2010, with the age of information, with the internet, with all this, that we still have the Catholic religion, that that stupid shit is still around, it's mind-boggling.
00:50:17.000If there is a God, that's not what he wants.
00:50:19.000If there is a God, what God is is the energy that creates everything.
00:50:23.000It might not be a conscious thing, or it might be all conscious things together as one thing.
00:50:29.000In some sort of a framework that we can't even recognize because it's so big, it's so great that literally, you know, when someone, some hippie says, hey, you are God and God's you.
00:50:49.000We're pushing humanity and human culture and human innovation forward for a reason.
00:50:53.000You know, probably some sort of a fucking, some sort of a technological thing that we're going to create that's going to enter us into the new age.
00:50:59.000But if that's the case, is it that we just lack the perception to really understand that we're in tune with anything, with everything, with the whole world, then that makes sense that everything is God.
00:51:09.000And that's the feeling that you get when you do mushrooms.
00:51:12.000When you do mushrooms, you get this feeling of connectedness that you are attached.
00:51:18.000When you do DMT as well, which is very similar to mushrooms in what it is chemically.
00:51:28.000What mushrooms are, Cubensis mushrooms, is 4-fox4-aloxy and dimethyltryptamine.
00:51:35.000They're very closely chemically related.
00:51:39.000You have this intense feeling of connection with everything, with people, you know, with the friends in your life, with animals, with wilderness.
00:51:49.000I mean, that's why they say do mushrooms and go into nature.
00:51:51.000Because when you do, when you, you know, have some mushrooms and you're laying in the woods, you know, in a plot of trees, you feel like the energy of the trees.
00:52:04.000Like you really feel like the fucking tree of souls communicating with you.
00:52:09.000I think that our main problem as human beings is that we are in a stage of evolution and we're in an adolescent stage and we are certainly passing where we used to be and just our potential For evolving above the basic fight or flight instincts and our potential for evolving above just animal brutality and anger and jealousy and all these things that we think that we need in order to compete and survive.
00:52:37.000we have potential to rise above that and that's what yoga is all about and that's what meditation is all about and isolation tanks people who are a psychedelic enthusiasts with that's what that's all about is this this struggle up this slippery slope to get to the top to have just a little better view of what the world could be and I think that that's what that's the the potential that we have inside of us
00:53:15.000It's all moving away from these nonsensical animal instincts to something higher and more evolved.
00:53:23.000And I think that potential is the only good thing that human beings have.
00:53:28.000It's like we have this potential For one side or the other, we have this potential to be like an evil government that corrupts its citizens, or we have this potential to be a brother.
00:53:39.000We have this potential to be a sister.
00:53:41.000We have this potential to be someone who loves you like they love family, like they love themselves.
00:53:46.000I have a buddy that has a kid, and we were talking about babies recently, and we were just joking around.
00:55:35.000And the fact that these fucking presidential candidates...
00:55:38.000And all these knuckleheads that want to be world leaders and they want to guide us towards, you know, they're not guiding us towards anything.
00:56:36.000How about we just leave all the religion out and all we concentrate on is how things are run, business, how we treat each other, what laws we enforce, how we make sure that people aren't being victimized.
00:56:47.000These fucking politicians and these newspapers and all these people that really follow all this Pope bullshit, they just add credence to it because knuckleheads read about it in the news so they think it's legitimate.
00:56:57.000I had a conversation with someone where they were saying that we were talking about cults and I said, well, I was watching a documentary and it was really fascinating.
00:57:05.000It was a documentary on Christianity and they kept referring it to the cult cults.
00:57:28.000Like, if you have a cult that has three people, if you can trick three people, you can trick three million, okay?
00:57:33.000If you can find three people dumb enough to believe your wackiness and they let you fuck them and they wear purple Nikes because you tell them that's the sacred color, if you get three people to do that and they really believe it, they're going to get more people to believe it.
00:57:46.000We are all going through this life completely clueless.
00:57:50.000We are like people in a spaceship that woke up from hypersleep and were going through the manuals and no one knows how to run the ship.
00:58:00.000And there's a few of us that are older that are pretending to the younger people, listen, don't worry, we've got this, everything's going to be fine, we're going to have a meeting with Congress, we're going to work all this out.
00:58:09.000And these people are trying to placate the rest of us who are just like them.
00:58:13.000And no one knows what the fuck is going on.
00:58:16.000So anybody that steps up and tells you that they have all the answers, that God wants this for you and God wants that, no, you don't know.
00:58:57.000And until we acknowledge that, Until we acknowledge that it is our own insecurities that are asking us to search for an answer to something that's impossible to answer.
00:59:04.000Until we acknowledge that we're fucked.
01:03:00.000When they go and close down crystal meth labs, yeah, that's a fucking danger because crystal meth makes people, it completely fucks with their judgment, makes them insane.
01:04:51.000The only way pot is going to kill you is if you're standing on the wrong side of the fence when one of those Mexican drug helicopters comes over and pushes a bailout and it clubs you on the fucking head.
01:05:12.000I've never heard of anybody dying from mushrooms.
01:05:14.000You can definitely die if you eat poison mushrooms, but poison mushrooms, by the way, are legal.
01:05:18.000And you can have poison mushrooms all around your backyard and you can munch on them all day and fucking die of a heart attack and nobody gives a shit.
01:05:24.000No one's gonna have a- it's not gonna be a- a big inquest.
01:05:28.000But if you- if you put psilocybin mushrooms in your yard and the cops come and find them growing in your yard, they will lock you in a fucking cage.
01:05:36.000Even though psilocybin mushrooms, they can make you go crazy if you do too many of them and if you have a weak mental constitution.
01:05:43.000I could see you going crazy from mushrooms.
01:05:45.000Just too much information, too much realization.
01:06:28.000So this intense, insane throbbing, like literally, you're getting ripped apart, like someone slamming a door on your arm, and it lasts a whole day.
01:06:37.000And the experience is so traumatic that some people, when they come out of it, they are never the same again.
01:07:09.000The people that are in power, they're not using these things.
01:07:12.000Throughout human history, shamans have been the leaders of tribes and shamans have been the ones that the tribe will go to when the tribe has troubles.
01:07:21.000And what the shamans are, were people who had a lot of experience in navigating psychedelic dimensions.
01:07:29.000In the Amazon, when they would all sit around and drink ayahuasca, ayahuasca is an herb, like a tea that they brew that produces DMT. Ordinarily, DMT is not, you can't drink it because it gets broken down when you take it in orally, when you eat it.
01:07:50.000It gets broken down by something in your stomach called monoamine oxidase and it's produced in your gut.
01:07:56.000And this ayahuasca was a way that they figured out how to extract DMT and a monoamine oxidase inhibitor from another plant.
01:08:08.000They've been doing this for 10,000 years.
01:08:10.000In a place where there's 250,000 plus different species of plants, they've figured out a way to combine two to make this incredible brew that lets you communicate with the afterlife.
01:08:22.000Which, by the way, is totally illegal.
01:08:28.000It's a real fucking mess when you start to think about what it really is.
01:08:35.000Because what it really is is people keeping other people from having an experience.
01:08:39.000And the reasoning for it, the reason why, is not because they think that this person, if they have that experience, is going to make life difficult for me.
01:08:49.000They're doing it because they can profit off this person not having that experience.
01:08:53.000If I say that something is illegal and I set forth laws and I say, if you cross this boundary and you do this behavior and you violate my law, I get to lock you in a cage and I get to make money from locking you in a cage.
01:09:06.000Not only that, I get to employ people that now they have a job and their job is to go after people that are doing what I said they couldn't do and get them and kidnap them and put them in a cage.
01:09:16.000That's what you're having with marijuana and mushroom bust and stuff like that.
01:09:20.000You're telling someone that by your judgment, they shouldn't have that experience.
01:09:26.000And so you say, well, if you're going to make such an extreme judgment, that judgment has to be based on facts, right?
01:09:33.000Because if it was, then marijuana would have been legal in the 1950s.
01:09:37.000I mean, it would have been legal when they passed the sweeping Schedule I Psychedelics Act of 1970, I believe it was, when they made everything illegal.
01:09:46.000They would have had to provide some reasoning for making mushrooms illegal.
01:09:51.000Some reasoning for making marijuana illegal.
01:09:53.000And it would have been scientific and it would have been medical.
01:09:55.000But the problem is every single fucking medical study that's ever been done about marijuana shows that it's relatively harmless.
01:10:00.000I mean, you can ruin your life with anything.
01:10:03.000You can ruin your life with cheeseburgers if you want to.
01:11:13.000We have leaders that, if we find out they're doing mushrooms, we would be shocked.
01:11:17.000We would want them removed from office.
01:11:19.000If Obama had a press conference on Monday and said, I got together with my wife the other day.
01:11:26.000We did five grams of mushrooms and we went to the mountains.
01:11:29.000And I really started to think about our country.
01:11:31.000Everybody would be like, what the fuck are you talking about?
01:11:34.000That would be the most beautiful thing that he could ever say.
01:11:37.000If you could say, I just took something that allowed me to literally tune in to the stream of love that is God, that is the energy of the universe, that is Mother Gaia.
01:11:49.000I connected myself to all that is loving in the world and I came back with some revelations and some thoughts about how we can lead our culture better, how we can be kinder to the rest of the world, how instead of going all these places to control their resources and to ruin them, how about we introduce them to this spiritual realm?
01:12:07.000How about we introduce the whole world to mushrooms?
01:12:09.000How about we produce them in mass quantities and slowly start to open people's eyes up to the fact that it's not a lack of resources that we have in this country.
01:12:17.000It's a gluttonous fucking gigantic group at the top that are fucking and raping the world.
01:12:23.000It's not that we have not enough resources to run the life We don't have enough resources to run the life we're living.
01:13:42.000And that's what I think psychedelic experiences are.
01:13:45.000And these guys that are running for president, they will deny that to the end.
01:13:49.000They will, you know, Obama had this fucking thing recently where it was a town hall meeting and he got all these questions from the internet.
01:13:56.000And the number one question, the number one question was marijuana legalization.
01:14:02.000And every other issue that was being discussed that day, whether it was healthcare or anything else, he gave these really well-thought-out, in-depth answers.
01:14:10.000But it came to the marijuana question.
01:14:19.000You don't think it's a good idea to stop suppressing people?
01:14:22.000You don't think it's a good idea to not jail people for having a fucking experience?
01:14:27.000To not jail people for selling a plant, a naturally growing thing that's never killed anyone?
01:14:32.000You don't think that it's a good idea to reverse an evil, fucked up, corrupt law that is helping people with the worst karma ever, imprison people for nothing?
01:14:44.000Well, you, sir, need some fucking mushrooms.
01:15:14.000Once that fucking wave hits you, that wave of alien information and the wave of love and the connectivity, and when you see the fiber of the very universe all around you, you're going to start talking.
01:15:27.000And if I could get, you know, like Ken Starr and Dick Cheney, could you imagine?
01:15:35.000Could you imagine if those guys, like, if people sued them, And people, you know, because like, look, there's a lot of people that want to take them to trial for war crimes, especially Dick Cheney.
01:15:46.000When you think about the fact that Dick Cheney was the CEO of Halliburton, and then, you know, he becomes the vice president of the United States, we go to some crazy fucking wars where Halliburton gets the contracts, and the wars are all based on...
01:15:58.000Totally false information about weapons of mass destruction.
01:16:08.000And if he was convicted and they said, here's one thing you can do to get out of it.
01:16:13.000You gotta do the, let's do mushrooms with Joe Rogan show.
01:16:19.000And you have a guy like that, like a...
01:16:22.000Any really fucked up politician, George Bush Sr., George Bush Jr., anyone like that, sit them down and make them do mushrooms.
01:16:32.000Make them realize that just because you've been living this life the same way As everyone before you, as your father and all these other corrupt politicians, it doesn't mean it's justifiable.
01:16:44.000Just because you can find examples all around you of people who have done worse and people who are doing the same things, doesn't mean that it's supposed to continue.
01:16:51.000And there's got to be a way to stop it.
01:16:53.000It doesn't seem to be stopping with the evolution of culture.
01:16:59.000It seems to be that the corruption, it's being exposed more, but it doesn't seem like it's put a monkey wrench in it, like they're just stopping.
01:17:06.000You know, the financial corruption involved in this bailout is staggering.
01:17:11.000And if you really want to hurt your head, you go and read some of Matt Taibbi's articles about it, it fucking hurts.
01:17:18.000Like, when you look at the billions and trillions of dollars and where it's going and how it's being funded and these guys are getting bonuses and they're getting bonuses but they don't have any money and the money came from taxpayers but they were Oh, the bonuses or else they'll quit.
01:17:37.000I mean, it's literally our entire civilization is built on a foundation of unfixable bullshit.
01:17:48.000It's the only way, I think, to restructure our society correctly.
01:17:54.000Literally, it would have to be done by someone other than us.
01:17:59.000That's what the Constitution was all about when there was the birth of America.
01:18:03.000The idea of America was that we were going to have a separation of church and state.
01:18:07.000That we were going to have people that could only run it for a few years, and then they would have to leave.
01:18:12.000We were going to have the will of the people.
01:18:14.000We were going to be free from all the imperialism bullshit that we had to deal with in England and Europe.
01:18:20.000But after a while, it just fell into the same thing.
01:18:25.000People, inherently, if we're left alone and we're just people the way we are right now, our evolution, our cultural and social evolution is so much slower than the evolution of technology and what we're able to do.
01:18:37.000We're able to communicate with people all around the world.
01:18:40.000We're able to fly in fucking tubes through the sky.
01:18:42.000We're able to send video through the air.
01:18:45.000We're able to watch television programs that are being broadcast from the other side of the planet.
01:18:50.000I mean, we have this incredible technological capabilities, but socially, we're just a bump ahead of where we were in the 50s.
01:19:00.000I mean, it could be argued that we're, like, slightly behind where we were in the 70s in comparison to, like, you know, if you think about it, like, as far as, like, what kind of access to information they had back then.
01:19:11.000You know, everybody was all about love and fucking peace and love.
01:19:23.000When, you know, all that Summer of Love, all that Woodstock shit, they were all on acid, okay?
01:19:27.000They were all on mushrooms, they were all on peyote, they were high as fuck, and they were realizing that this way of living the life that, you know, leads you to be your dad is not where it's at.
01:19:38.000When you watch your dad drop dead of a fucking heart attack at 55 and you scarcely can remember him laughing three times ever, you know, and you go, what, I'm supposed to be that guy?
01:20:01.000We need something like that right now.
01:20:02.000Because the way we're doing it, we are just spinning our fucking wheels.
01:20:06.000When the President wins the Nobel Peace Prize and then, like a week later, sends 30,000 people more into Afghanistan, you gotta go, what the fuck?
01:20:56.000Because the warlords can't get it up anymore.
01:20:58.000And, you know, they want to still be the warlord, but, you know, they got, like, these six wives, and these chicks are, like, sitting around, going, when are you going to fuck me?
01:21:05.000And they can't fuck them, so they take Viagra now.
01:21:08.000And the soldiers give them Viagra, and they, in turn, give them information about the Taliban.
01:21:13.000it's pretty funny shit okay let's see you How long will the world ignore the people that are dying of starvation?
01:21:34.000I think Sam Kinison had the best answer to that.
01:21:37.000Why don't you people live where the food is?
01:24:14.000So I don't think that dosing people with acid is the answer.
01:24:19.000I think that's definitely not the way to go.
01:24:24.000Any psychedelic drug should be done, if you're going to do it at all, with an understanding of what you're doing and you're doing it with someone who knows what they're doing, who's done it many times before.
01:24:33.000And that's what the role of a shaman is supposed to be.
01:24:36.000What a shaman is supposed to be is someone who can give you experience and help you and guide you through the experience of Literally leaving this world.
01:24:49.000That's what psychedelics are all about.
01:24:51.000Everybody thinks that to really leave this world, you're going to get a spaceship and you're going to go to another planet.
01:24:57.000You can leave this world from right here.
01:25:00.000You can leave this world in your own mind.
01:25:02.000And it's much more possible to me that the real aliens, the real alien life, it's probably way weirder and way more complicated than we've got it broken down in the movies with metal ships and shit like that.
01:25:16.000I think it's more of a dimensional thing.
01:25:21.000I think there's, you know, if you talk to people that know anything about quantum physics, and I don't understand it, I don't get it, but...
01:25:27.000From their claims, and supposedly this is mathematically provable, there's at least 11 dimensions.
01:29:09.000I used to do a show called Game Show in my head.
01:29:11.000I did it for CBS. And it was a hidden camera game show.
01:29:15.000And what the show was, was we would have a contestant, and the contestant would have to convince people to do a bunch of shit, and it would be under a hidden camera.
01:29:24.000And we set up in Hollywood, and this dude, we had a contestant dress up like a newscaster, like a guy who worked for Channel 4 News.
01:29:32.000And he stood there on the street corner, And we had all these cameras pointed on him.
01:30:15.000People love to be on camera and people are just generally full of shit.
01:30:19.000And even if they did see something, by the time that story comes around and there's cameras on them and they're being interviewed and they're talking to reporters, that story is going to morph in their memory.
01:30:46.000So I think that people see things and then they blow those things up in their head.
01:30:51.000And as far as the abduction experiences, all UFO abduction experiences occur while people are sleeping.
01:30:57.000They're all occurring like late at night.
01:30:59.000If you look at them, the bulk of them, except that people are just probably completely insane to think they come and take them, you know, they're in the middle of the day and bring them back and it seems like they're only gone for a second, but really they were gone for days.
01:31:11.000There's some loons that will tell you some stories like that, but I think that what's going on is DMT-related.
01:31:18.000Because we know that the brain produces DMT while a person is in heavy REM sleep.
01:31:24.000And if you smoke DMT, the experience that you have is very much alien.
01:31:30.000It's very much like what you would expect someone to be talking about if they were brought to another world or brought aboard a spaceship.
01:31:36.000I mean, it feels like you're going onto something.
01:31:40.000Who knows what kind of a response you would give these UFO people if you took them and gave them DMT and made them smoke DMT and go, okay, was that what you saw?
01:31:51.000And if they were like, yeah, I was back on the ship, you go, okay, settle down.
01:32:29.000It's very possible that the world of the imagination, the world of your mind, the world of dreams is really a world, is really another dimension.
01:34:30.000And I think it's just really hard for dudes to avoid that takedown.
01:34:34.000And he gets on top of you and stays on top, he's going to beat your ass.
01:34:37.000You know, the thing about GSP is, will it be a fight like the Thiago Alves fight, where he neutralized Alves, but he never really came close to stopping him?
01:34:45.000Or will it be a fight like the Fitch fight or the BJ fight, where he just gets on top of him and beats the fucking shit out of him?
01:34:50.000Or will Hardy have something up his sleeve?
01:34:53.000Maybe Hardy's takedown defense is better than we thought it is.
01:34:57.000Maybe Hardy has a strategy for how to counter the double and how to stop him when he's coming in.
01:36:48.000You know, Lil Wayne, I think it's hilarious that Lil Wayne said that he's a gangster, like he told Katie Couric, I'm a gangster, Miss Katie.
01:36:54.000Meanwhile, they put him in jail, they immediately put him in protective custody.
01:36:59.000You're a gangster maybe, and you got all your money and you're outside, but the inside world, no, you are a singer.
01:37:06.000You're an entertainer and it would be awesome if one of those guys fucked your face.
01:37:10.000Not for everybody, for them, for that guy to fuck your face.
01:37:13.000I'm not saying that I'm looking forward to you getting your face fucked.