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00:01:12.000It's always that character, that Charles Bronson dude who wants to live in the woods by himself and doesn't bother anybody, but the government has to go out there and fuck with them and he winds up killing everybody.
00:01:20.000What is it that we admire about that guy who doesn't need anybody?
00:01:45.000He told me a story 16 years ago about how Charles Bronson was reading a book in a bookstore, and this guy comes up and goes, Excuse me, Mr. Bronson, I'm a huge fan.
00:03:19.000Remember Dim Muck, which was Death Touch?
00:03:21.000There was a guy named Raphael Torrey, and I've talked about this guy before, because this guy snuck through my crazy radar, and I realized that there was something wrong, and then it turned out he was a killer.
00:04:58.000Yeah, that's the story, is that this guy was just this crazy pathological liar, and he wound up hooking up with this girl, and the girl was married, and he choked the husband to death.
00:05:07.000So, in real life, when you choke somebody to death, instead of just choking them jujitsu style, you have to continue to choke them when they're already passed out.
00:06:16.000There was one point in time when Tom Erickson was the scariest guy on the planet.
00:06:19.000And he kind of missed both boats as far as like fame.
00:06:22.000And a lot of people don't know about Erickson because of that.
00:06:24.000But if you go back to when Erickson fought Kevin Randall and smashed him and knocked him unconscious, he was fucking really close to 300 pounds, corn-fed, just one of those big, crazy white boys, and a powerful wrestler, just a real good wrestler.
00:06:39.000I'd love to have rape choke strength with other guys.
00:06:41.000Just grab a guy and go, you're going out.
00:06:43.000But Erickson, he was getting famous right at the time where the UFC was falling apart.
00:06:48.000And so he went to fight over in Japan.
00:06:53.000The peak of his athletic talent and the peak of his possibilities, they didn't collide together correctly.
00:07:01.000One of the things I was thinking about is just for MMA, if you're tennis players, MMA seems to stay on top.
00:07:08.000say, Anderson Silva or GSP has, is so extraordinarily difficult because there are so many good guys now coming up.
00:07:14.000And more importantly, it looks to me like a lot of these guys are really learning how to box because they're coming out of boxing gyms.
00:07:20.000When you learn how to box and you can punch now, instead of punching like a wrestler, they're punching like boxers.
00:07:25.000When you don't have gloves, you make one mistake.
00:07:28.000There's this guy, Fabio Maldonado, that's been fighting out of Brazil, and he just fought recently.
00:07:34.000And this fucking kid is, he's got nasty hands, dude.
00:07:38.000And he fought Kyle Kingsbury, who's like a serious athlete, 205. And Kyle Kingsbury was grabbing in the Muay Thai clinch, and he was just ripping hooks to his body.
00:07:47.000And Kingsbury had to let it go, which is rare.
00:07:49.000Most of the times when a guy gets you in the Muay Thai clinch and you punch his body, the guys can take it.
00:07:53.000But he turns his punches over so good and he's so loose with them that just, bam, bam!
00:07:57.000Like, there were just vicious body punches.
00:07:59.000You see the difference between a guy who could really punch.
00:08:02.000Like, if you got a guy like Manny Pacquiao and you gave him those little gloves...
00:10:18.000You know, I remember when they There was an old interview, and you could probably YouTube it, where he's being asked by Brent Musburger or someone about his fight with Hector Macho Camacho.
00:10:30.000and and you'd hear him say some stuff in like Spanish and and well I then interpreter would say because because Brent Mars but do you feel like you're fighting in an outside It's going to be hot?
00:11:00.000So Mossberger will be like, well, yeah.
00:11:02.000But do you think that you're fighting now with 10-ounce gloves as opposed to 12-ounce gloves now, and you are a harder hitter, and a lot of people say, do you think that's going to favor you in the fight?
00:11:09.000Are you going to go to the body, you think, more than the chin?
00:11:15.000He's still referring to Mr. Macho as a homosexual.
00:11:20.000And then finally, I think it was the third time, whoever it was, he's still calling him a homosexual.
00:12:04.000It's going to be interesting to see guys like Nick Diaz who are coming out of Andre Ward's camp and these guys who are really studying boxing.
00:12:10.000And even though you have to know everything in MMA, which is what I love about it, you are going to get some guys who are going to become incredible boxers.
00:12:20.000And I think that it's going to be an issue about you're going to have fights that last.
00:14:10.000Yeah, but you know, that's like wrestling.
00:14:12.000Like, you know, you roll in jiu-jitsu, and some guy comes in, and he's got this beautiful body, and somehow you can move and manipulate him.
00:14:19.000Then a guy shows up, and he looks like a plumber with a bit of a belly, and he's just, like, immovable.
00:14:23.000I think it's how your body's balanced.
00:14:25.000But Kongo is always dangerous to anybody because he's got some pop in those hands, dude.
00:14:30.000He's the only guy to really hurt Velasquez, too.
00:14:31.000And he's also very hard to hurt, right?
00:14:33.000He went three full rounds with Kane, and Kane beat the fuck out of him in that fight.
00:14:37.000He's obviously durable, because Kongo caught him with some big punches.
00:14:41.000Mir put him to sleep, but Mir got him in a guillotine.
00:14:43.000Mir's guillotine's nasty, and he did it so perfect.
00:14:46.000If you watch the way he locked it up, he cinches it up, he blocks off the neck with his left arm and squeezing with his right.
00:14:53.000Mir is one of those guys, man, if he catches you, especially in the early part of the fight where he's not even a little bit tired, And you give up an arm or a choke or something like that, he's going to break your neck, man.
00:15:19.000I wish people could see what he did, but I was in Vegas and we were laughing and talking and he kept moving around and we were joking around.
00:15:24.000And then finally he got so excited, he walked out in the hallway and he went, nobody was watching.
00:15:28.000He just kind of punched the air and ran down the hallway for no reason.
00:15:32.000I was like, he just spazzed out the hallway!
00:15:34.000He got so excited, and then he came back in.
00:18:05.000What's your call in the Bisping-Miller fight?
00:18:07.000I can't wait to see the series because the series is going to be hilarious because Mayhem is never going to stop fucking with him.
00:18:13.000And I've already heard some shit that's gone down.
00:18:15.000I can't divulge any information and give you any previews, but there's already been some crazy shit going down and Mayhem is having a blast.
00:19:02.000Because there's a guy who's lived some crazy Well, my buddy Anthony Tambacis, who's a novelist, actually was talking to him about his novel.
00:19:09.000He said, you should write a book, and I think he's going to call it Total Mayhem or something.
00:20:03.000I can't believe you've got that kind of top game.
00:20:05.000Just don't smile at me, because then it makes it really gay.
00:20:07.000For the last five minutes, I've been thinking about that.
00:20:09.000And you're like, you know, like you said, beautiful body.
00:20:11.000You said you should see his, if he gets a hold of you on top, you know, you're, like, you just replay the whole thing, what you're saying, and act like you were talking about other guys, like gossiping.
00:21:29.000Anyway, if you ever meet Mayhem, ask him to tell you the story about when he was in Florida and he ended up ninja-ing like six guys because he was dancing with a girl and the guy's like, are you trying to disrespect me?
00:21:40.000He was like, no, I'm not disrespecting.
00:21:42.000The guy's like, and he throws a punch and Mayhem basically goes, hey, get!
00:22:10.000Well, what people don't understand the difference between a professional fighter and a regular human being is this is something they're doing every day, all day, for hours.
00:24:15.000Not that I've ever had thoughts like that, but the point is that if you're going to funk the housekeeper, first of all, that's outrageous, but I'll give it to you.
00:24:32.000I think the whole thing is the wild thing.
00:24:36.000The whole thing of doing it is you're not even supposed to be doing this and she's sucking your raw cock and you just look at that fucking housekeeper pussy.
00:26:44.000That was kind of a weird movie for Sylvester Stallone, where it was kind of like he played a little chubby.
00:26:49.000I think if Arnold does a movie like that, where he plays a character that's kind of down on his luck, coming back, kind of like a dirty cop or something like that, I think he could do it.
00:26:58.000There's a stench of I want to see a good actor do that.
00:28:40.000It was one of the greatest character pieces ever written, in my opinion.
00:28:44.000Yeah, when he's angry and he's like, this is all he's got in his house and Bert's around there and he's yelling and screaming, that was so fucking real!
00:28:53.000And then he was so moving when he looks at Adrian and he goes, remember when I said that stuff they said about me on TV didn't hurt?
00:29:02.000Yeah, it's like when he gets his shit together and got up and starts drinking raw eggs, you're fucking, you start moving in your seat and you get goosebumps.
00:29:09.000A lot of people credit that movie for ushering in the fitness craze in America that happened shortly after that.
00:29:17.000Dude, I was, whatever I was when it came out, 11 or something like that, I drank raw eggs and ran around my block.
00:29:30.000It's like, how does a guy, I guess he just gives up on good movies and says, let's just make something crazy and explode and have a good time.
00:29:38.000But I also think what happens is, like with Arnold or anybody, when you surround yourself, and it's almost impossible to avoid, when you surround yourself with an army of people that make their living off you, What happens, I think, is that, like anything, a politician who's been in power too long, you lose self-awareness because everybody's telling you you're perfect, you're great.
00:30:00.000They laugh at your jokes and everything.
00:30:11.000You keep playing the same note over and over again because people keep telling you it's great.
00:30:17.000And instead of like actually putting yourself back in the real arena, which is competing with what's really going on and having people really give you real critiques.
00:30:26.000You know, I was in an acting class and Burt Reynolds showed up and he did some scenes in class.
00:30:31.000And I thought to myself, Burt Reynolds at 70, whatever, is still not only doing scenes in class, but kind of failing in front of people and having a teacher critique his performance.
00:30:40.000And was he getting a lot of white pussy because of this?
00:32:11.000You know that comedian Brian Jarvis at all?
00:32:14.000Brian Jarvis has a Tom Selleck mustache and if you know his comedy and you know his face, it's just perfect.
00:32:19.000When you say aggressive gay man, for a while I never knew that crystal meth was so popular in the gay community.
00:32:27.000I had no idea that meth and amphetamines and speed and And amyl nitrates and a bunch of like really crazy chemicals were so prevalent in the gay community.
00:32:36.000So I would occasionally run into dudes that were gay, especially around West Hollywood, near the comedy store, that had this crazy fucking look in their eye.
00:32:47.000I didn't know they were hopped up on drugs.
00:32:50.000So in my silly 25 year old just moving to LA mind, I was like, wow, there's a certain look that some of these gay guys get when they're really crazy.
00:32:59.000I didn't realize that there's fucking...
00:33:01.000I'm in the hub of gay meth use in the country.
00:33:08.000Like, oh my god, he really wants my dick.
00:33:10.000I just thought that's what they looked like.
00:33:12.000You have amazing radar for anything off-kilter.
00:33:16.000It's like an animal of prey that sees, like if you put a cow in a, not an animal of prey, not that a cow is an animal of prey, but like if you put an animal of flight in like a stall and there's a piece of like a string hanging that it hasn't seen, they won't go in that stall.
00:33:31.000And you have a very good eye for something that's like that sharp F, like there's music and all of a sudden somebody comes in with a horn like, you know, you're like, that's something weird.
00:33:40.000You pick up on that stuff better than anybody I know.
00:33:42.000I grew up without anybody protecting me.
00:33:44.000So I grew up in some weird situations.
00:33:47.000We lived in a bunch of places where I didn't have any friends.
00:33:50.000And I was forced at a very early age to try to get an objective sense of the world around me without listening to other people's opinions of it.
00:33:59.000Without taking for granted that everyone else is paying attention and that they've got a grip on reality.
00:35:28.000When you say smell, that's a thing that they believe about psychosis, about some psychotic behavior may actually be triggered by pheromones.
00:35:37.000And literally, you put out a certain smell, and this is all theoretical, and they really don't exactly know what causes some people's psychotic episodes.
00:35:45.000But they think you put out a certain smell and then people smell this and they're put off by you.
00:35:50.000And so people are acting weird with you.
00:35:53.000And it starts this chain reaction that literally can make a person slowly go crazy.
00:35:58.000We know the worst thing you can do to a person in prison is to put them in solitary confinement and leave them alone with their own thoughts without interacting with people.
00:36:27.000And your body, there's a book, I mean, Malcolm Gladwell wrote that book, Blink, about that, where a human eye can pick up a massive amount of information.
00:36:35.000Did you ever hear, did you ever read that book?
00:36:37.000He uses an amazing example of, there was this, the Getty Museum paid a fortune.
00:36:43.000A fortune for a statue that was a young Greek boy.
00:37:47.000And the minute they were setting it up to show, as they pulled it off, I believe, if you guys are listening and you read the book, it's been a while since I read the book, but for the story's sake, the curator of that museum, the guy who's the expert, they lifted the veil to show how they were going to present it.
00:38:03.000And after all these tests, he stopped and he went, he goes, Did you guys pay for this already?
00:38:10.000And I go, yeah, what are you talking about?
00:38:12.000Oh, no, no, can you get your money back?
00:38:18.000He picked up on what everybody else picked up on it, but they were so excited that they actually found this thing that they didn't want to believe it.
00:38:23.000And he said, if you have to test for a year on the authenticity of something, All of you guys, all of your experienced minds were telling you right away, there's something wrong here.
00:38:36.000They had people come to his office, to a psychiatrist's office, and when they mentioned the words orange, Florida, and raisin, People left the office much slower than they did otherwise.
00:38:54.000Because when you mentioned orange, Florida, and raisin, people thought of old people, retirees.
00:39:00.000And so young people would actually leave the office, they would walk down the hallway leaving the office much slowly, a lot slower than they did when they didn't hear those words.
00:39:08.000So what you hear What is suggested to you has a profound effect on your physiology, not just your mind.
00:39:16.000And he uses so many incredible examples of this, I can't even tell you.
00:39:43.000I think broad slicing or something where you just pick up.
00:39:45.000I've always felt like there's more senses than we can totally define because there's a sense when someone's lying.
00:39:50.000There's a sense that it's very difficult to describe deceptive language because if you looked at it on a computer, the timing seems to be pretty similar.
00:39:59.000I mean, if someone's good at it, their timing is pretty similar to someone who's being honest.
00:40:03.000Yeah, but what does a lie detector do?
00:40:04.000It measures in a very minute detail your breathing, your respiratory, all these things, the heat of your skin and all that.
00:40:11.000And that changes when you're not telling the truth.
00:40:17.000I've always wondered if that goes off, though, if you're nervous.
00:40:19.000Because you've ever been innocent of something, but someone thinks you're guilty, and when you're describing what actually happened, it sounds ridiculous.
00:40:59.000You would think, though, you could easily throw it off by just, like, every time he asks a question, you just think of something like, my dog dying or something like that.
00:41:07.000There's, like, they know that people do that, so there's tactics in order to, like, to trip you up with questions that kind of will fuck with your emotions.
00:41:30.000There's a thing that I wanted to talk about this when you were talking about that statue being a fraud.
00:41:35.000There's a thing called the Voynich Manuscript.
00:41:38.000I don't know if you ever heard about this, but it was a book that was thought to have been written in the early 15th century.
00:41:44.000And it's in a language that no one could decipher.
00:41:47.000And they sent this to all the top coders and the experts and the people that decoded the Nazi signals in the 40s and the top coders in the world.
00:41:58.000And people have gone over it for decades.
00:42:00.000Nobody can figure out how to fucking decode it.
00:42:02.000They have no idea what this language is.
00:42:03.000It's all illustrated with all these beautiful pictures.
00:42:07.000But nobody wanted to admit that since they had been working on this for so long, it might just be bullshit.
00:47:33.000If you got something like that and stolen and you're smart, what you would do is you would go to someone and say, listen, man, we both know this thing's worth $200,000.
00:47:54.000I don't think criminals like that do it for the money.
00:47:56.000I think criminals do it for the juice.
00:47:58.000I think that, you know, we all have, some people have to get drunk, some people have to get, you know, they have to do blow, other people just have to do crime.
00:48:35.000If this was just jiu-jitsu, if MMA was just jiu-jitsu, like, see, he's one of those guys that really became an MMA fighter as a jiu-jitsu champion and had to learn everything else from scratch.
00:48:46.000And, like, when he first, like, first fought Olofsky, like, you look at that fight, he, like, had no striking.
00:48:50.000Even when he fought Alistar the first time, had very little striking.
00:48:54.000He just wanted to get guys to the ground, and when he got Alistar to the ground back then, he submitted them.
00:48:57.000It's a shame that there's not, like, professional jiu-jitsu and professional wrestling.
00:49:22.000Dude, you can't tell me that if you didn't get someone to explain it correctly, you get some really passionate wrestling champion guy to explain it correctly.
00:49:28.000I almost think that people who watch wrestling did wrestle, so they know the difference.
00:50:27.000And it also is cool that you have to adjust for like the wind and shit like that.
00:50:31.000Think about like you're playing against nature a little bit.
00:50:33.000Golf is, you know, it's that saying, it's like the longest distance is that one, the distance between your ears, you know, it's all mental.
00:50:59.000And these balls, you're colliding one ball into another, trying to send it into a very small space.
00:51:06.000You know, usually in pro tournaments, it's four and a half inch pockets.
00:51:09.000So you have very little room for error.
00:51:11.000And you're calculating the exact distance, the amount of rotations that ball is going to make on this slippery cloth to get your ball in the perfect position for the next shot.
00:51:24.000You know, on that, speaking of balls colliding into each other, you know what that collider actually, that super collider in Switzerland actually does?
00:51:38.000Well, actually, they're trying to prove that.
00:51:41.000The string theory, this notion that there are other dimensions where matter goes, right?
00:51:44.000And so when they collide these things together, within this chamber, when these two atoms, I guess, or is that what they're going to hit them at?
00:51:54.000When they collide, they give off debris.
00:51:58.000If that energy If part of that energy isn't there anymore, that would prove that those tiny particles that are actually smaller than quarks are going somewhere else, and that's how they're trying to prove that there are other dimensions.
00:52:16.000What if those particles just burn out?
00:52:18.000I know they said that energy can never die or whatever, and if those particles go into another dimension, but what if those particles just died?
00:52:26.000What if we were just wrong about that?
00:52:59.000And that seems to indicate a level of evidence at at least some infinitesimal subatomic level.
00:53:07.000That there is some sort of a passageway where things go from one place and come back.
00:53:13.000And string theory is based on this notion that at the end of it, the very smallest particles are all these sort of vibrating circles of light.
00:53:21.000And those are so small that they can fit into different, I guess, dimensions of where...
00:53:25.000And the idea behind string theory is that you have Newtonian reality, which is the reality you and I live in, which is gravity and everything else.
00:53:32.000And then you have the subatomic reality, which is whenever you get into the subatomic world, a lot of times the very laws that govern us are, in fact, the opposite.
00:53:42.000Light bends, gravity collapses on itself, all these things that I don't know about, but I mean, they'll talk about.
00:53:46.000String theory is what Einstein called this unification theory, this one thing that brings all of it together so that you have one theory that can explain how the world really works.
00:53:59.000But there's still a lot of controversy with it.
00:54:37.000It's like what we discussed when we were talking about fighting an MMA fighter is literally like trying to get in an argument with someone and all you have is a language book for the average person.
00:54:45.000Yeah, they speak a different language.
00:54:46.000They speak the language of mathematics and they've been speaking this language for decades and decades and they go deep, deep, deep into the rabbit hole.
00:54:52.000It's all, well, because mathematical theory, which is where you go, is all imagination.
00:54:57.000You know, you see these guys sometimes, and they're actually really like, you know, this one dude's working on the particle collider, he gave this lecture at Ted, young, really good-looking kid, like, dressed, like, with these awesome clothes, and just kind of like, jeez, you don't get laid, do you?
00:55:09.000And yet he's this brilliant physicist, like, brilliant physicist.
00:55:13.000Well, physicists sort of have a history of being skirt chasers.
00:55:16.000If you go back to Feynman, that was like one of Feynman's, there was like a bubble chart that would be like, are girls around?
00:55:23.000If no girls around, you know, work on physics.
00:55:27.000Here's what's great about that is that I'm not that smart and I have nothing to talk to girls about for the most part.
00:55:31.000And I wonder what Well, Feynman was just such a genius.
00:55:34.000I mean, he was such a good talker, too.
00:55:37.000And he had, like, kind of a cool accent, too.
00:55:39.000Because even though he was a genius, he had a very sort of an ethnic East Coast accent, which is really odd.
00:55:44.000Well, this guy I'm talking about, he's from Manchester, and she talks like that, you know?
00:57:18.000There was a video of it on LiveLeak and this 3D printer, this guy takes a wrench and they put the wrench into a copier and the copier looks at the wrench and figures out how the wrench is built and then makes it out of resin.
00:57:32.000Makes it out of this incredibly hard resin where you can actually use it as a fucking wrench.
00:57:36.000So this thing literally physically made this wrench with moving parts and prints it all in one piece.
00:58:30.000In Transcendent Man, what they were talking about, basically, that we are going to mesh with machines, there's no question, and our biology is going to die off.
00:58:36.000As you make eyes that work better, as you make skin that can heat up, as you make, you know, your body is going to start meshing with biocompatible components that mimic and are, in fact, better than the very...
00:58:50.000And it's going to be a world where people are going to decide to go that way or other people are going to decide, you know what, I'm going to die with my old biological self.
00:59:25.000And that's the same story with that guy, Ronald Mallet, the professor out of the University of Connecticut, that's the leading theorist on time travel.
00:59:33.000His father died when he was a kid, and it freaked him out so bad that he dedicated his life to developing a time machine because he wants to go back in time and save his old man.
00:59:46.000And this guy's like, no, he's in his 50s, and he's like the leading...
00:59:48.000And not only that, he's figured out, at least theoretically, through his studies, that that would actually be impossible.
00:59:53.000And that what's going to happen with the time machine, the current theory is that when a time machine is invented, What the issue becomes is then all time ceases to become linear because everyone from the invention of that time machine on to the end of time can come back to that moment in time and any moment in between and any time they choose.
01:00:12.000So time loses all of its linear quality but only the moment the door is opened.
01:00:18.000So literally the idea is that the way they describe it is you can't travel where there are no roads.
01:00:23.000Once the road has been created from that moment in time on, time ceases to become what we define as time today.
01:00:28.000You know, I had Einstein's theory of gravity and explained to me, like, well, for example, the Sun is 93 million miles away from the Earth.
01:00:52.000It bends according to whatever object is essentially in it.
01:00:55.000So if you look at time and space as a blanket, a tight blanket, and you drop a pool ball on it, what happens to the blanket is there's an indentation.
01:01:05.000So that's essentially what it's doing to time and space.
01:01:08.000It's bent that plane of time and space.
01:01:30.000And that's how Einstein described gravity to a four-year-old.
01:01:34.000He said, this is how gravity and time works.
01:01:38.000And of course, the farther away you get from that, the less you spin or the longer it takes to complete one revolution, which means then that you get, as you go farther away, you don't age as quickly.
01:02:10.000Like, what I'm saying is, if you went out and you were 30 years at the speed of light, and then you came back and everyone was dead, and, you know, the people that were children were old people, you would be the same age, but...
01:02:21.000You would feel like you had only lived 30 years or whatever the fuck it was.
01:02:25.000You wouldn't feel like you've gone through...
01:03:24.000Because the reason why I'm losing it is because why does it take more time when you're out further when in Earth time is going faster?
01:03:35.000I understand that there's revolutions, but why are you not aging and feeling the same thing as those people on Earth?
01:03:42.000The idea of alternate versions of time and space and traveling at a speed, it's too much.
01:03:49.000What's amazing, though, is that it's been proven with subatomic...
01:03:52.000When Einstein came up with these theories, we didn't have atomic clocks and things.
01:03:59.000We didn't have the actual tools to prove it.
01:04:02.000And it wasn't until later on when we actually came up with the technology and the math to prove it, especially the instruments to measure it.
01:04:10.000And when we came up with the instruments to measure it later on, say 30, 40 years later, it turned out the guy was right.
01:04:16.000You know, that's when you know you're really smart.
01:04:45.000He goes to war for women so he can look good and come back with a bunch of medals on his chest.
01:04:49.000I'm not saying that's the case with everybody.
01:04:51.000It's amazing how guys like Einstein and guys like Nikola Tesla, they live amongst you and I. But they literally couldn't be any further from the type of person, especially you and I. You and I are like mirror images of each other.
01:06:11.000Joe, have you been following this marijuana thing that you just released the reports on the medical...
01:06:19.000Yeah, the federal government has declared there's no medical, no, I forget the wording, but no valid medical use for marijuana, which is just fucking ridiculous.
01:06:29.000We have a friend that has a brother that has, he's on the autism spectrum.
01:07:03.000And so, you know, you can say what you want.
01:07:05.000It's a chemical that's going to affect your brain.
01:07:07.000Maybe some people it affects them negatively, other people it's going to affect them positively, you know.
01:07:11.000If you're going to tell me that if you look at the amount of damage just in money terms, and by the way in lives, that alcohol does versus weed, one of the funniest and craziest things that make no sense is that weed's illegal but alcohol is?
01:07:42.000Ideas are really what move and change everything in the world.
01:07:45.000And this goes back to these guys like Tesla.
01:07:47.000When you think about people who are thinking of truly seminal ideas, like some people sit around and they fucking just sit around and think like up new constructs.
01:07:58.000They change everything for the next hundred years.
01:09:10.000From what I understand with that marijuana thing, this is actually the third time this has happened where the US government has said, no, there's nothing good with this shit.
01:09:18.000But it's good for us because now we can take it to the courts or whatever, the federal court, and go against everything they say.
01:09:27.000So if they say, no, this doesn't help headaches, we can put the proof up like, no, it does.
01:09:33.000So this is actually a good thing that they did this.
01:09:36.000It's very obvious that the system is rigged.
01:09:38.000The only reason why people would be going after marijuana in this day and age, wasting any resources on something that kills nobody, is they're getting paid to do it.
01:09:54.000There was an article, there was a big debate about ethanol today and there's an ethanol lobby and ethanol is The problem with ethanol, you got to grow a lot of corn and it's not that efficient.
01:10:04.000We got only 10 million cars on the road that actually are flex fuel compatible, which means basically 5% of the cars on the road right now in the United States.
01:10:14.000And yet you have a lobby, an ethanol lobby.
01:10:28.000The reason you have lobbyists, and you always have had lobbyists, is because in the Constitution you have the right to petition your government.
01:10:35.000The reason lobbying has become such a force and the reason politicians essentially are beholden to the NRA and these kinds of people is essentially because whenever you create, as the government becomes bigger and has more influence, which is what it's going to do as it grows, regardless of what side, right, left, it's not a right-left argument.
01:10:58.000If something like this gets bigger, you are going to have industry that is going to find a way to influence that power structure.
01:11:15.000So now you have a county, like Potomac, In Maryland, which is one of the richest, I think it's probably the third richest county in the world.
01:11:25.000Do you think they manufacture anything?
01:11:31.000And when you try to go from Potomac to Washington DC to the capital, you'll be in the car for about two hours and it's about 20 miles away or whatever it is.
01:11:51.000It is a group of people from all different kinds of industries that live there 24-7 and do whatever they can to influence their congressman in their state.
01:12:02.000And so when you start talking about government, understand, I've said this before, I always say it, regardless of what side of the aisle you're on, Government has two functions, to pass laws and to tax.
01:13:13.000The fact that no one ever brings up cigarettes.
01:13:15.000There's never a president that says, we have to stop something that's killing literally almost a half a million Americans every year.
01:13:21.000You know what I love about that example you just used?
01:13:23.000In Health and Human Resources, there's a building in Washington where you can go down one floor and it's Health and Human Resources or the Department of Health.
01:13:34.000And the Department of Health has a huge campaign to get people to stop smoking, and it's a good, noble program.
01:13:39.000You go up three flights from there, or whatever it is, but it's in the same building, and you have essentially the Department of Agriculture.
01:13:47.000You know what the Department of Agriculture does?
01:13:48.000It pays farmers to produce tobacco because it's called a subsidy.
01:14:23.000And that's why if you don't educate yourself on how the government works and what the history of expansive government is, you're going to pay a price for it out of your pocketbook and with your freedom.
01:14:33.000And doesn't it seem like as the economy corrodes and they start trying to add more and more government jobs, people don't want to resist this because it does provide some sort of a tangible boost in the economy.
01:14:44.000They've created two million jobs, but they don't tell you that these two million jobs are all census people.
01:14:53.000Useless jobs, things that we don't need.
01:15:39.000This nation was founded on the idea that you are self-reliant, that if you're going to create alliances and stuff, they should be voluntary alliances, not government-mandated alliances, etc.
01:15:52.000And we're headed to a point where people are trying to solve problems, and that means I'm going to pass a government mandate.
01:16:45.000And what happened was during the Korean War, we decided to make uniforms out of alpaca and alpaca blend because they would be warmer because Korea is very fucking cold.
01:17:47.000In fact, I would argue that there's a huge movement to bring government, on both sides of the aisle, to bring government into a manageable, you know, to make it smaller.
01:17:57.000Yeah, but that's like the Ron Paul dogma, but nobody sort of takes it seriously.
01:18:01.000Actually, every time you hear a politician now who wants to get re-elected, they all have to justify their spending.
01:18:09.000I mean, a lot of government programs are being cut.
01:18:12.000The whole Tea Party movement, which is a formidable movement in some ways, and Michelle Bachman and these guys, their platform is basically like, no matter what you say...
01:18:22.000Now, I have some issues with those guys, but I'm just saying that at the end of the day, they gained that much traction because they said, what the hell's going on here?
01:18:28.000Michelle Bachman is one of two things.
01:18:30.000Either she's the bringer of the apocalypse or she's someone hired by the Democrats to completely discredit the Republicans.
01:19:04.000And I'm not saying that every black guy talks like that, but there are certain black guys that, man, you call the guy up on the phone, and I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it, but you know you're talking to a black guy.
01:19:12.000This guy's one of those guys, you hear him talking, you go, that's a gay guy.
01:19:33.000She wants to get rid of all porn too, which is hilarious, because then the rapes would go through the fucking roof.
01:19:38.000It's one thing they've realized and one thing they actually believe could help child pornography, could actually help child molesters not have sex with children.
01:19:48.000I'd like to see that test study on that.
01:19:49.000Scientifically, though, they're proposing that this actually could be a possibility because it's a terrible idea.
01:19:57.000But you obviously could never do it because those kids in those videos are victims.
01:20:00.000But regular pornography has been shown to curb rape.
01:20:05.000Regular pornography in other countries is accepted, in Japan especially, that pornography and even violent things actually keep people from acting out.
01:20:12.000There have been a lot of psychological studies about the fact that, you know, movies like Saw and stuff, there are less maniacs out there actually doing it because they can simulate, they can see it being done and get off on it.
01:21:18.000There's a bunch of people in this country, though, that don't think that way.
01:21:21.000That's one of the things about this world, is that, you know, there's people in this life that are at various stages of awakening.
01:21:27.000And I'm not claiming to be any enlightened being, but there's people that have the benefit of having more free time, more open-minded friends, live in a better geographic environment where people think a little clearer.
01:21:39.000There's a lot of people, though, in certain spots of this country alone, and forget about the rest of the world, but certain spots of this country, they were just in some fucked spot.
01:21:46.000The spot they're at is just filled with dummies.
01:22:14.000Remember like Dov Davidoff used this thing when he was in Jersey and he'd go to school and his mom would pack pita bread and he'd get the shit kicked out of him because he's eating pita bread.
01:22:23.000Give me white bread, because I know pita's good for me, but it's not good for me when I get my fucking teeth knocked in for being a communist, because I'm eating pita bread, right?
01:23:07.000If you take boys and you take a ball and throw it in the middle of a bunch of boys who don't know each other, they'll become friends around that ball.
01:23:13.000Because they start playing a game and they break up into teams and they compete.
01:23:17.000They have to rely on each other and they get very good and they do it right away.
01:23:32.000That's why when you adopt a child, if she's a girl and she's a little older, and you put her in a new school, she has a much harder time making friends than a boy does when he's just around...
01:23:50.000Boys try to beat your ass when you move into town.
01:23:52.000Yeah, but I think the reason that somebody gets beaten up when they show up with all this decoration is because you can't go hunting with somebody with jewelry on it.
01:24:21.000You're fucking showing off your tits and ass.
01:24:23.000And you didn't get permission from us, motherfucker.
01:24:27.000You can't walk in like the King Peacock.
01:24:29.000Because then guys are going to be like, that guy's a fucking peacock, and I guess he thinks he's a tough guy because he's showing me his muscles, which is an affront to me.
01:28:41.000Anyway, the point is he's swimming with great whites.
01:28:45.000And all I can say, I don't want to ruin anything, but he's basically, without any protection at all, slowing his heart rate down and just in the middle of the ocean with a weight belt on, floating.
01:29:32.000And he always, he became obsessed with suffering and with how to suffer with dignity, how to overcome, in my opinion, I'm speaking for him, but we've talked a little bit about it.
01:29:42.000But Dave has read so much about the Holocaust and so much about "Man's Search for Meaning" by Viktor Frankl and those kind of guys.
01:29:48.000He's obsessed with the notion of how one deals with all the suffering in the world.
01:29:54.000He's got a huge heart that's happening. - So his facet, Fascination has led him into dealing with adverse situations, like really bizarre situations, like standing in that ice cube.
01:30:04.000Yeah, you know, he broke the world record for holding his breath.
01:36:06.000What's really crazy is that I've read that something, some ridiculous number, like after two years of retirement, 80% of NFL players file for bankruptcy and 60% of NBA players.
01:36:55.000It's like being when I was in Afghanistan and I caught a group of guys who walked by me with beards and long hair and I was like, who are those guys?
01:37:20.000Those real elite, like SEAL Team 6, you know, whoever they were, they weren't talking to me.
01:37:26.000Yeah, what a strange way to go and live your life, to commit to being one of the most disciplined, hardened, well-trained, fighting, killing machines in the world.
01:37:36.000My buddy hangs with those guys in Afghanistan, and he works with them, and I said, what delineates a Delta Force guy from a SEAL team or a regular guy?
01:38:05.000I mean, as long as we're allowing war, as war seems to be legal, the president seemed to, I believe, celebrate that we had just murdered a bad guy.
01:38:15.000I mean, that's what the whole Osama Bin Laden thing is.
01:38:17.000I love that they came in, the guy shot him above the eye, and then took a picture and sent it back to their computer, the facial recognition program.
01:38:52.000In the meantime, I'll talk about Jessica Lynch where they tried to pretend there was a gun shootout and she was actually just in the hospital.
01:39:34.000It might have looked like controlled demolition just because of the very bizarre way in which it was injured, that it was injured on the bottom floors, and that's what gave in first, and everything pancaked down.
01:44:51.000Before you tell the story, before you even go any further...
01:44:54.000You decided to tell this story recently at the UCB. I told the story at the UCB podcast and it was interesting because they're all a very nice group and very funny and talented group of people, but they probably not live the kind of sexual deviancy that I have gone through.
01:46:05.000Like Amy Poehler came out of there and, you know, great people.
01:46:07.000And so they're telling their stories and for whatever reason you decide to take it down pervert lane and tell a story that you never even told me.
01:46:13.000I've never told anybody because, you know, I mean, it's just like, I was like, I want to tell something that's a little outrageous because I don't want any secrets in my fucking life.
01:46:21.000I just want to be fucking out there and I don't give a fuck.
01:46:25.000I don't care what, really care what other people think.
01:46:28.000I care what my friends think, you know, and my friends all know exactly who the fuck I am.
01:46:40.000So I'm driving and I go, I hang on my first 10 balls, I can't do it, I can't do it.
01:46:44.000Now I had listened, there was this thing where, you might have told me, Joe, but we were talking about a woman who was dying of cancer.
01:46:50.000And they said, if you could do it all over again, what would you do?
01:46:52.000And she said, I wouldn't do anything because it made sense.
01:46:55.000And I was thinking about that when I got this phone call.
01:46:58.000I was thinking, you know, I want to, I want to do, you know, you got to live your life sometimes and you got to have experiences and you got to fucking do something that kind of shocks and astonishes yourself.
01:47:07.000And by the way, you don't know a guy out there who wouldn't want to fuck six girls at the same time.
01:47:13.000So I hear that, but I'm driving and I, my first impulse, nah, I got to go get it.
01:48:59.000I walk in, I walk in, and I go, and I see fucking four of the hottest girls I've ever seen.
01:49:06.000One girl's getting banged on the bed by some muscular dude, and then there's a dude who's kind of just standing off the side, not doing anything, with like a shaved chest, and I'm like, I don't like that guy.
01:50:01.000So this really hot girl, who turns out to be the birthday girl, who happens to be the celebrity's wife, She gets down on her knees, and I get pushed over to her.
01:53:05.000And now I fucking get to a point where I'm now, the girl who's the birthday girl goes, I want some of this.
01:53:14.000And she says, don't use him up to the girl that I'm going crazy on.
01:53:18.000She pushes me down on the bed and she gets on top of me.
01:53:23.000So as I'm being taken care of by this beautiful girl, now I'm being worked on my back and trying my hardest not to lose it because she's so beautiful.
01:53:34.000And so all of a sudden, at this point, the celebrity, I now recognize because he's drunk and the mask is crooked on his face.
01:53:43.000So it's like, I'm like, I see your face.
01:55:44.000And so now we're going to do the whole money shot thing.
01:55:48.000And I just, it's been a long time and I just lose it, you know, right away again.
01:55:52.000And as I'm, you know, coming, uh, I, I see Mr. Celebrity come running around with the camera and he comes around and he goes, Oh, what the, no, no, no, no, no.
01:57:14.000I mean, I don't want to get too detailed, but when I was single in L.A. and with a house and no worries and I was a young guy, I did that kind of stuff.
01:57:28.000I didn't organize anything, but I was pretty good at getting...
01:57:32.000I think my friends would tell you I was pretty good at getting a group of great...
01:57:40.000It's a funny thing to talk about though, isn't it?
01:57:42.000It's a funny thing to talk about because when you start saying, you know, I banged all these girls, I banged this girl, you open yourself up to people getting angry at you.
01:58:24.000It's taboo because when I was telling the story of the UCB, it was actually kind of an experiment.
01:58:27.000I was like, I want to see what happens to this audience when I tell a real story about something that most people would never admit to because it makes you look to a lot of people bad or it makes you look like a pervert.
01:58:59.000Yeah, it was a movie, and in the scene, she actually sucks his dick, and he comes all over.
01:59:04.000Do you know what I noticed about, especially women, when, what I noticed about, I told that story, and there were a lot of women in UCB, women were really open.
01:59:11.000Women were really, like, I had a couple women say, hi, I found that story really honest and refreshing.
01:59:22.000Like, if somebody calls you about an orgy, if you don't turn around and drive home immediately and throw handcuffs on yourself, Anything else is a slippery slope.
01:59:31.000You're going down that slope if you're a guy like me.
01:59:34.000That story about getting a call like that is what a lot of us deal with on a day-to-day basis with our addictions, whether it's I'm trying to stop smoking, I'm trying to stop drinking, I'm trying to stop fucking You know, watching porn all day.
01:59:50.000Whatever it is, people have these addictions.
02:00:48.000But I also think that a society has to have certain norms and certain rules.
02:00:53.000Because that was always the way you were able to be more efficient.
02:00:57.000I think when you had a credo that people bought into, it was easier to organize things.
02:01:03.000It was easier to create a cohesive culture, a cohesive belief system.
02:01:10.000And those are very human impulses and developments.
02:01:14.000And so when you have somebody who decides, I'm going to follow my appetites, And I'm just going to fuck and be a real slut or a real, you know, a real dirtbag, whatever.
02:02:32.000I can't remember who wrote it, but I know that a scientist would...
02:02:36.000I would suggest that genetic variation has both ends of the spectrum.
02:02:45.000The need for sex is very strong in human beings.
02:02:48.000I would imagine that you have examples of people who have a very strong sex drive and they're on one side of the spectrum and other people that are asexual.
02:02:56.000And it just probably, you can chalk it up to hormones or whatever it might be.
02:02:59.000But I don't even necessarily mean sexual.
02:03:01.000I just mean, what is this proclivity for addiction that people have, for compulsive behavior, or impulsive behavior, rather?
02:03:55.000So you think there's like some sort of a gap and then the average person working a 9 to 5 existence with some sort of staid behavior pattern that they have to follow throughout the day that these people have like a hole that needs to be filled.
02:04:32.000When you show up in a room and six girls you've never met are there to fuck you or you don't even know what they look like and your heart's beating.
02:04:38.000You know what you're really responding to?
02:04:58.000It's why when you make all the money in the world and you've done it all, a lot of people get a sense of loss because there's no longer that feeling like Zoros.
02:05:09.000Yeah, well Zoros, the rich, the multi-millionaire, the billionaire guy, He was a, I think, I believe he was a Jewish refugee, and he was 15 or 13 years old in Hungary as a Jew, and he was hiding from the Nazis.
02:05:22.000I mean, he had to hide from the Nazis, and otherwise he was going to be killed.
02:05:26.000And he said that in many ways, those were the most exciting, as terrifying and as horrible times.
02:05:32.000They were also the times he felt the most alive, because he didn't know if he was going to make it till tomorrow.
02:05:37.000And human beings, I think, have a very, very deep, deep need to be put in the unpredictable.
02:05:43.000And there's a way to do that that's positive, and there's a way to do that that's negative.
02:05:48.000And as you get older, like I am, you start to realize that going to orgies and that kind of stuff, gambling, those are not necessarily positive things to do.
02:06:00.000Because you pay a price for them in some ways.
02:06:02.000If you become a sex addict and you're chasing skirt all the time, you're going to pay a price in connection and intimacy.
02:06:12.000I've had to confront that in myself, and I've had to deal with that on a personal level.
02:06:16.000And so you don't get away with anything in the world.
02:06:19.000And the best way to do it is not to be too strict with yourself, to fucking be forgiving of yourself and others, to realize that we are all hanging on by a thread in one way or another.
02:06:28.000You know, I've watched really good people try to quit smoking, and they can't fucking do it.
02:06:32.000You can tell them they have weak character, but I don't choose to believe that.
02:08:40.000The most fun people I know are all pretty fucking crazy.
02:08:45.000I mean, you don't get interesting and funny without those weird sort of...
02:08:50.000I agree, and I like to hold on to a lot of my impulses.
02:08:53.000I like to hold on to a lot of my whatever you would call the beast and the flesh.
02:08:58.000I mean, I do think that there's something beautiful about learning how to be in total control of yourself, of your appetites, and everything else.
02:09:05.000I think that is a virtue, and I think that's something people as adults as you get older should strive for.
02:09:38.000The key is to be that basket case, but to be happy.
02:09:41.000And as a comic, there's a dance and it is possible.
02:09:44.000It is possible to put your balance in the correct way so that you still are energetic and enthusiastic and creative, but yet you still have that.
02:09:53.000There's a part of your brain that will flip over to the dark side.
02:09:57.000You just got to be able to control it.
02:09:58.000Well, and you know, but let me tell you something.
02:10:00.000When you start talking in terms of I better learn how to control it, you know, that's not how people control themselves.
02:10:07.000The minute you start saying things like, I can't do that, not going to do that, like I was doing with that hotel room, I'm not going to go up there and fuck those six girls because it's wrong.
02:10:19.000Well, I think you either need a different kind of philosophy, but I think more importantly when it comes to dealing with an addiction, I think you've got to substitute.
02:10:27.000I think you've got to associate, you've got to figure out a way to associate that behavior with nothing positive, and you've got to be able to associate a different kind of behavior with something that's more pleasurable.
02:10:37.000They always say that in any addict counseling, right?
02:10:40.000They try to get you to replace your addiction with, you know, start gardening, get obsessed with something.
02:11:25.000I don't think you change with a gun to your head.
02:11:26.000I think real change happens when you see and understand the difference.
02:11:30.000And that can be taken to, I think, movements like Al-Qaeda's movement, this Muslim fundamentalism.
02:11:40.000When you show, they have a really interesting program in Yemen, where they take these young, idealistic Al-Qaeda guys, and they get these Muslim scholars in a room, these really kind of smart guys who've been around, older guys, and they debate them.
02:11:55.000They challenge them to a debate, and they go, what are your ideas on Islam?
02:12:19.000So what you're saying is you need to go to the Muslim religion and then you'll stop beating off and fucking whores in a hotel.
02:12:24.000Well, religion, whether it's Christianity, Muslim, Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism, can serve that function and has for many addicts and is a real place for people to kind of live.
02:12:35.000With the 12-step program, one of the reasons why it works is that you submit to a higher power.
02:12:40.000It sounds ridiculous, but as a tool, as a mental tool, using it as an operating system that you're going to operate...
02:12:45.000Your mind under the confines of this Christianity 5.0 system.
02:12:49.000The biggest problem we have in some ways and the worst thing an artist can do for themselves is to say, all my genius comes right out of me.
02:12:59.000It takes a lot of pressure off you as a creative person or a person in general to say, you know what?
02:14:22.000I couldn't handle being around you because I was so, not only inspired, but I went, my friend's doing something really special here and I have, I know I have something in me and I'm not living up to it.
02:14:34.000And being around him is reminding me of the fact that I'm not living my fucking life.
02:14:38.000And I remember you called me and you were mad and I made up some excuse like, I was like, I started telling you like some excuse and then I went, dude, I gotta be honest with you.
02:15:40.000And the beautiful thing about technology, and this is for young people, is that you can spend your time listening to music and reading about what Lady Gaga wore to the gym, or you can fucking open your mind to a whole world out there that is going to bite you in the ass if you're not ready for it anyway.
02:15:56.000So start opening your mind and start reading.
02:15:58.000And it's important to not give in a jealousy.
02:16:00.000When you see someone doing something that you're not doing and you feel like, fuck, I'm not doing...
02:16:06.000There's an instinct to protect yourself by bullshitting yourself and becoming jealous and bitter and talking shit about that person.
02:17:19.000If you open yourself up to something beautiful and great and let that work through you and really be affected, be astonished by it, be scared by it, be brought to your knees by it, whatever it takes, you will find way more strength in that surrender to the beautiful than you will you will find way more strength in that surrender to the beautiful than you will And all of us, man, all of us had this notion to go, I'm closing myself off.
02:17:49.000In order to be a real man or a real woman, you have to earn the whole thing.
02:17:55.000And the crazy thing is to be the man, to get to that point, to be the man, You literally have to not ever be possibly the man because you have to get to this zen state where there is no the man.
02:18:41.000Well, you're bringing me to the notion of celebrity, for example.
02:18:44.000That's a really good point because celebrity actually doesn't exist.
02:18:48.000You've had celebrity for a long time, but just with me now, things are starting to...
02:18:52.000I go to places and people recognize you and they want to take pictures or whatever.
02:18:57.000And you think to yourself, well, I'm doing this TV show and I'm doing...
02:19:00.000And I guess in some ways I'm making lots of money and I've kind of arrived a little bit.
02:19:04.000I mean, I'm kind of like, you know, I'm a working actor and I... There is zero difference, actually, in what it takes for me to keep myself inspired.
02:19:24.000I mean, you know, I've been with you in Vegas.
02:19:26.000I remember with the height of fear factor when, I mean, you had to literally go to the corner and rub your eyes because everybody wanted a picture.
02:20:19.000I've talked to so many people, and I've talked to a lot of them this weekend.
02:20:21.000We did the Irvine Improv, and it was a lot of fun.
02:20:25.000We've talked to a lot of people that are podcast fans.
02:20:28.000The number one thing that keeps coming up is these people say that, first of all, a lot of people listen to it at work.
02:20:33.000They listen to it when they're doing stupid shit that they don't like doing, and they just love the fact that there's something like this out there.
02:20:38.000And two, they say it gives them an opportunity to look at things completely different.
02:20:42.000And it's shaping the way people think, man.
02:20:44.000There's a difference between what we're doing here than sort of the average radio show and the average podcast.
02:20:50.000We're not afraid to talk about weird, deep shit and go.
02:20:54.000And because of that, it's allowing other people to consider possibilities and ways of thinking that I don't think they would have.
02:21:40.000Dude, I was just in San Francisco recently.
02:21:41.000A guy gave me Bill Hicks' last live performance at the Punchline.
02:21:45.000The last time he was there, he gave it to me on DVD. That's what's so amazing about being a comic is you're performing with such history in rooms like that.
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