The Joe Rogan Experience - July 24, 2011


Joe Rogan Experience #124 - Michael Schiavello (Part 2)

Topics
prison numbers repo shootings
Hosted by
Joe Rogan
Guests
Michael Schiavello
Mentioned
Kevin Smith Mark Cuban Pentridge Jail Whitey Bulger Eric Banner Ned Kelly Jay Moore Austin Dude Emmanuel Yarbrough Kyle Kingsborough Giorgio Tsoukalos Melbourne Jail Doug Stanhope John Gotti Joey Diaz K1 Max Papsmear Chopper Gifford and 5 more
Joe Rogan Experience #123 - Tom Segura Joe Rogan Experience #125 - Giorgio A. Tsoukalos, Eddie Bravo

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Misogyny

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27

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In this episode, we talk about the crazy things people have done in prison, and the things we would do in prison if we were in jail. We also talk about what it's like to be gay in prison and how it's a whole different world than the one we grew up in. We talk about some of the weirdest things people in prison have done, and why we should all be worried about going to prison. We also discuss how much of a mess our society is, and how many of us are in prison. And how many people are in jail? How many people in jail are gay? How much do we need to go to prison to get to know our fellow prisoners? How many prisoners do we have in prison? What do we do to keep them safe? How do we keep them happy? And what do they do with their time in prison to keep us safe and keep us from going to jail? If you like the episode, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and tell us what you thought of the episode and what you think of it in the comments section below. We'll be looking out for the next episode! Thank you so much for listening and supporting the podcast! Love ya, bye! -Eugene & Matt XOXO. xoxo - The Wives Club Podcast. -Jon & Sarah Jon & Sarah xxx -Jon and Sarah xo -The Waffling Crew Ben & Sarah xx The Waffing Crews Podcast - Jon and Sarah - , & the Wiffle Crews - Ben and the Waffle House Crew - - Jake, . Jake & The Wiffling Crew - And the Wuffling Crews and , and much more! - and a little bit more! & much more!! And much more Jason & Joe, - and so much more. & , we hope you enjoy this episode. Jon and Jake & the rest of the WTF is going to make you feel like this episode is a lot more like it's going to be better than this one! . . . - Thank you for listening to it! ! (and we appreciate all the love & support you can feel like you're getting a chance to be a little more like that?

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00:00:00.000 It's still sexual because of society.
00:00:02.000 That's why women think of women as being sexual. 1.00
00:00:05.000 It's like women will make out with women and party with women. 1.00
00:00:08.000 And part of it is because they think that guys like it.
00:00:09.000 But also part of it is because in our society it has been deemed that women are more sexual. 0.99
00:00:16.000 They're more sex objects. 1.00
00:00:17.000 They use them to sell watches and cars and shit like that. 0.99
00:00:20.000 It's more natural and accepted. 1.00
00:00:22.000 So I think a gay guy would have way less problems fucking a straight girl than a straight guy would have fucking a gay guy. 1.00
00:00:28.000 Okay, so if you said to a gay guy, fuck a girl, he'd probably do it quicker than a hetero guy would fuck another guy in the ass, even though he'd fuck his girl in the ass. 1.00
00:00:36.000 Unless the hetero guy was in prison. 1.00
00:00:38.000 And then it's a whole different ballgame, because those guys will say, I'm not gay, but just need to put my cock in something. 1.00
00:00:43.000 Yeah, that's a strange thing, isn't it? 1.00
00:00:45.000 How much humans adapt. 0.88
00:00:46.000 They adapt so much that straight people become gay while they're in jail. 0.99
00:00:50.000 Dude, if I was in jail, I'd become the best masturbator on the planet. 1.00
00:00:53.000 I'd fucking get artwork, man. 0.98
00:00:56.000 out of toilet paper what they don't know exactly how the dude did this but he somehow or another created a shank um and used something to harden the toilet paper like a paper mesho shank dude the weirdest thing ever i mean just you think about human ingenuity and one of the things about prison is these guys are forced to adapt and survive and you know and kind of use their ingenuity use their creativity and create things that nobody's made out of toilet paper what they That's why they develop tattoo needles. 0.98
00:01:25.000 They take pens and they take the ink and they'll burn things and use the...
00:01:31.000 They melt them down.
00:01:32.000 They'll make ink.
00:01:33.000 They'll make their own ink out of burning plastic and burning paper.
00:01:37.000 And then they figure out how to make some sort of a machine with a battery.
00:01:41.000 It's really kind of amazing some of the things that people have done in jail.
00:01:44.000 But this was one of the weirdest, man.
00:01:46.000 The guy made a weapon out of toilet paper.
00:01:48.000 And he attacked someone with it?
00:01:49.000 I don't think he did.
00:01:49.000 I think they found it.
00:01:50.000 But they don't know what the fuck this guy did to make the toilet paper hard. 0.98
00:01:54.000 But he had made it to the point where it was like plaster. 0.99
00:01:58.000 It was like he had developed a shank.
00:02:00.000 An actual shank out of toilet paper.
00:02:03.000 Man, that's one place I never want to end up. 1.00
00:02:04.000 Fucking in prison, man. 0.99
00:02:06.000 I would not survive. 1.00
00:02:07.000 It's a dark fucking world, man. 1.00
00:02:09.000 I know a dude who just got out. 1.00
00:02:10.000 This guy War Machine.
00:02:11.000 You know War Machine.
00:02:11.000 Yeah, War Machine just got out a few days ago, right?
00:02:13.000 I saw him tweeting you about asking where you were playing.
00:02:16.000 Yeah, he got in some sort of fight.
00:02:17.000 He said on Twitter it wasn't a pretty experience.
00:02:19.000 Of course not, man.
00:02:20.000 It's horrible. 1.00
00:02:21.000 And that's just small-time shit. 1.00
00:02:23.000 That's just doing a year. 1.00
00:02:25.000 You watch those lockdown shows. 1.00
00:02:28.000 Fucking scary, man. 0.99
00:02:30.000 When I was in Jersey for Strikeforce, I remember driving back to the airport. 0.99
00:02:33.000 I'm not sure if it was Newark or JFK or whatever, but on the way to the airport, actually, you drive past a prison yard.
00:02:39.000 And in Australia, like in Melbourne, we have one prison.
00:02:42.000 We have Barwon Prison now, which is in the country.
00:02:44.000 It's like out of Melbourne.
00:02:45.000 We used to have...
00:02:48.000 One right in the heart of the city, but now it's out.
00:02:50.000 So I'm not used to seeing prisoners. 0.99
00:02:51.000 And we drove past a prison yard, and as you're driving past the fucking fence of the prisoners right there, with prisoners walking around in fucking orange uniforms. 1.00
00:02:59.000 And even though I was in a cab, I sort of shit myself. 0.99
00:03:01.000 Just not used to seeing that, being from Australia. 0.99
00:03:04.000 I'm like... 1.00
00:03:05.000 Fucking prisoners right there, right near the road. 1.00
00:03:07.000 I can see them walking around. 1.00
00:03:09.000 Prison is a big, big, big sign.
00:03:11.000 The numbers of people in prison is a big sign that this society is a mess.
00:03:15.000 If you ever wanted some real hardcore evidence as to how much of a mess our society is, our prison numbers are huge.
00:03:21.000 More black men are in prison right now than we're ever slaves.
00:03:25.000 Really?
00:03:26.000 Yeah, I believe so.
00:03:27.000 I might be wrong.
00:03:27.000 I think that's true, though.
00:03:29.000 And, you know, just the sheer numbers.
00:03:32.000 There's millions of people.
00:03:32.000 There's more people in jail in America than all of China.
00:03:36.000 And that's incredible when you consider China has over a billion people.
00:03:39.000 There's way more people in jail here. 1.00
00:03:40.000 Fuck. 1.00
00:03:41.000 We have more people in jail than several countries. 1.00
00:03:43.000 Like, if you add up a bunch of different countries in a row, we have more people in jail than them. 1.00
00:03:48.000 Fuck, that is amazing, man. 1.00
00:03:49.000 Well, they make money off of it. 1.00
00:03:50.000 That's the sickest part about our jail system is that we have private prisons.
00:03:52.000 How cramped must the jails be, though?
00:03:54.000 Very crammed.
00:03:55.000 And they're building more of them all the time. 0.99
00:03:56.000 And they're arresting people on more and more silly shit all the time. 0.98
00:03:59.000 Well, what's the one in San Quentin? 0.98
00:04:02.000 So we did a tour in San Francisco a few days ago, and the tour guide pointed out San Quentin, and he said it looks like there might be a possibility it's going to be sold soon.
00:04:11.000 Prison is going to be so...
00:04:12.000 San Quentin prison...
00:04:13.000 The land is going to...
00:04:14.000 The prison is going to close down.
00:04:15.000 They'll relocate a prison somewhere else and tear it all down and build San Quentin estate. 0.90
00:04:21.000 Putting houses on it.
00:04:22.000 Where San Quentin is at the moment.
00:04:23.000 He says there's a really good chance of that happening. 1.00
00:04:25.000 Who the fuck would want to live over all that gay rape? 1.00
00:04:28.000 Dude, it is in Melbourne the same. 1.00
00:04:30.000 Pentridge Jail, that's what I was trying to think of before, was in Coburg, which is in Melbourne's inner northern suburbs, which has become quite a trendy spot at the moment.
00:04:37.000 Used to be just a big ethnic spot, still is, but now a trendy spot.
00:04:39.000 And that's where Pentridge Prison was located.
00:04:42.000 And years ago, they tore down Pentridge, and now it's apartments.
00:04:45.000 Don't they remember Poltergeist? 0.99
00:04:48.000 They built those houses over the Indian burial grounds, and then the ghosts of the Indians came and fucked everybody up. 1.00
00:04:53.000 The ghosts of all the shankings, and just all the men forcing themselves on men. 0.97
00:04:59.000 If you ever get to Melbourne, I'll take you to the Old Melbourne Jail, which is still spelt G-A-O-L the old way, where Ned Kelly, our most famous, most famous...
00:05:08.000 Yeah, Jail.
00:05:09.000 The old English spelling is G-A-O-L. G-A-O-L? Yeah.
00:05:13.000 So Old Melbourne Jail.
00:05:14.000 So Gaol?
00:05:14.000 Yeah.
00:05:15.000 But pronounced Jail, though.
00:05:17.000 Like misspelling goal, though.
00:05:18.000 Yeah.
00:05:18.000 No, miss...
00:05:19.000 Oh, A-O-L. A-O-L, yeah. 1.00
00:05:21.000 So Gaol, but pronounced Jail.
00:05:23.000 But that's the old spelling, the old English spelling for Jail.
00:05:26.000 And Old Melbourne Jail is where Ned Kelly, who's our most famous criminal of all time, you might have seen movies on him. 0.99
00:05:31.000 He was the dude that wore like a fucking tin armour. 0.98
00:05:34.000 Anyway, I thought Chopper. 0.99
00:05:34.000 I thought Chopper was the most popular. 0.99
00:05:35.000 Chopper reads the most popular at the moment.
00:05:37.000 He's like the, you know, he's away the last 10 years or so since Eric Banner did the movie.
00:05:41.000 That was a great movie.
00:05:42.000 Fantastic. 0.99
00:05:43.000 Fucking Eric Banner rocks, man. 1.00
00:05:44.000 He's a bad motherfucker. 1.00
00:05:45.000 Chopper's a bona fide celebrity now in Australia. 1.00
00:05:48.000 I like that comedian who does the impressions of him. 0.97
00:05:51.000 Harden the fuck up. 0.86
00:05:52.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.99
00:05:53.000 Doing the weather and that.
00:05:54.000 Talking to little babies. 0.99
00:05:55.000 Harden the fuck up. 0.99
00:05:56.000 Well, you know, the whole criminal thing in Melbourne at the moment is really being glorified, especially our mobsters, because there's this Underbelly TV series, which I think has hit America on one of the networks, but Underbelly is into its fourth season or so now, and it started off being about the Melbourne underworld, the Italian mobs and the Aussie sort of mobs that were warring with each other over the last 15 years. 0.97
00:06:19.000 There's only a few of them left now.
00:06:20.000 They ended up mostly killing each other off.
00:06:23.000 But just newspapers are full of it.
00:06:26.000 An underbelly series is rated so high in Australia, there's that fascination with mobsters.
00:06:31.000 Yeah, so they become like celebrities.
00:06:33.000 Exactly.
00:06:33.000 Then it becomes more popular.
00:06:35.000 Yep.
00:06:36.000 They have Mob Wives here. 1.00
00:06:37.000 Have you ever seen that?
00:06:38.000 Yeah, I saw an episode of Mob Wives. 1.00
00:06:39.000 Those fucking monsters. 1.00
00:06:41.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:06:44.000 Yeah, it's just so crazy.
00:06:45.000 There's one, the fat one, who's by herself, and her husband left her.
00:06:48.000 You know, they're divorced, but she's like a big star of it, and she's always screaming, and when there's busts on TV, she's smoking cigarettes and crying and screaming. 0.96
00:06:56.000 You're like, oh, this monster.
00:06:58.000 How do these women end up with these guys? 1.00
00:06:59.000 You know, like those chicks that go to prison, they like to fuck guys in prison, and like have relationships with dudes in prison, like... 1.00
00:07:05.000 How does a woman get to that point? 1.00
00:07:07.000 They love the strong, like, what it represents.
00:07:11.000 You know, they like going into a restaurant and everybody respects them.
00:07:14.000 They like the fact that people pick up the tab because they're afraid of these people. 1.00
00:07:19.000 Date a fucking fighter. 1.00
00:07:21.000 Date a fucking mess murderer. 1.00
00:07:22.000 Yeah, there's something about it. 1.00
00:07:24.000 It's like, you know, I mean, it goes back to the Godfather movies.
00:07:27.000 It goes back to the John Gotti thing in New York.
00:07:29.000 It's like there's this weird sort of a romantic thing of knowing someone that's in the mafia.
00:07:34.000 Yeah.
00:07:35.000 People have weird fetishes, man.
00:07:36.000 I remember watching this...
00:07:37.000 That organized crime thing is a deep thing.
00:07:39.000 I grew up in Boston, and it was Whitey Bulger, that guy who just got busted.
00:07:44.000 He was on the run for like 16 years, but he ran the Irish Mob. 0.89
00:07:48.000 And, you know, there was a lot of...
00:07:49.000 I trained with a lot of Whitey Bulger's hitmen. 0.94
00:07:52.000 Did you ever used to have that Boston accent?
00:07:53.000 Yeah, I had that for a while.
00:07:54.000 Really?
00:07:54.000 Yeah.
00:07:55.000 That's a cool accent, man.
00:07:56.000 It was pretty decent.
00:07:57.000 I love it.
00:07:57.000 It's cool.
00:07:57.000 Whenever I see a movie sitting in Boston...
00:07:59.000 If you're a guy and you want to look like a douchebag, it's a great accent.
00:08:02.000 I love the sound of it. 1.00
00:08:03.000 Pack your fucking car. 1.00
00:08:05.000 I heard myself on TV when I was 19. I was in the Bay State Games, the Taekwondo tournament, and I heard myself on TV, and it was so bad, I immediately got rid of the accent. 1.00
00:08:16.000 Really?
00:08:16.000 I figured out how to get it out.
00:08:17.000 Yeah, I had had it.
00:08:18.000 It was pretty deep.
00:08:20.000 We've been working really hard, and I was like, oh my god, I listened to myself. 0.99
00:08:23.000 I was like, what the fuck is that? 0.96
00:08:24.000 Yeah, it's sort of like a mix between American and British and something else. 0.99
00:08:28.000 It's really strange.
00:08:29.000 But I love it. 0.95
00:08:31.000 I like movies where they have the Boston accent, but it's a fucking hard accent to try to replicate. 0.99
00:08:35.000 Yeah, people fuck it up all the time. 0.95
00:08:37.000 Yeah, it's a tricky one.
00:08:38.000 It's a fun accent.
00:08:40.000 It's a good accent to have if you're drinking and you're around a bunch of guys who have Boston accents.
00:08:46.000 I guarantee you they're going to be funnier.
00:08:48.000 That's probably the funniest group of humans per capita is Boston men.
00:08:53.000 Really?
00:08:53.000 It's a hard life up there, man.
00:08:55.000 Women are ugly. 1.00
00:08:55.000 It's cold as fuck. 1.00
00:08:56.000 Women are ugly in Boston? 1.00
00:08:58.000 Monsters. 1.00
00:08:58.000 Really? 1.00
00:08:58.000 Monsters. 1.00
00:08:59.000 Women in Texas are hot, man. 1.00
00:09:00.000 Like I said, it's not their fault.
00:09:03.000 Texas is hot, women. 1.00
00:09:04.000 I was in Dallas.
00:09:04.000 They're the hottest.
00:09:05.000 The Texans are the nicest Americans, too.
00:09:07.000 I think Texas is just really polite and nice. 0.87
00:09:10.000 Okay, you're only dealing with city Texas.
00:09:13.000 There's a different Texas.
00:09:15.000 Oh, really?
00:09:15.000 There's a Chainsaw Massacre, Texas.
00:09:17.000 Oh.
00:09:17.000 And you've got to go out into the...
00:09:18.000 Well, you've got to go to Jasper, where they drag black people behind trucks. 1.00
00:09:21.000 Oh, no. 0.99
00:09:22.000 Yeah.
00:09:22.000 Really?
00:09:23.000 Yeah, there's Meth, Texas.
00:09:24.000 Okay, I'll rephrase.
00:09:25.000 Dallas Texans?
00:09:26.000 Dallas, Texas.
00:09:26.000 Oh, lovely.
00:09:27.000 I'll rephrase. 1.00
00:09:28.000 Dallas, Texas is the shit. 1.00
00:09:30.000 Y'all, I love when they say y'all. 1.00
00:09:32.000 Like San Antonio and Houston.
00:09:34.000 Houston is amazing.
00:09:35.000 Austin is one of my favorite cities of all time.
00:09:37.000 Austin, apparently, everyone I talk to, it's like one of the best cities in America.
00:09:40.000 Yeah, it's incredible.
00:09:41.000 I've got to go there.
00:09:41.000 But there's outside of that.
00:09:44.000 The problem is you drive outside of that a half an hour and you're in fucking Roscoe P. Coltrane Coltrane. 0.98
00:09:50.000 Really? 0.97
00:09:50.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.97
00:09:51.000 It's squirrely.
00:09:52.000 Texas is real squirrely.
00:09:54.000 And they've got the real conservative laws. 0.99
00:09:56.000 And they can fuck you up over reefer or anything. 0.98
00:09:59.000 There's speed traps everywhere. 1.00
00:10:01.000 Guy was telling me that, make my day law, we can shoot someone that comes into your house?
00:10:05.000 You not only can shoot someone that comes into your house, you can shoot someone who's trying to repossess your car. 0.97
00:10:09.000 What?
00:10:09.000 Yep, they've had people who shot people who they thought were trying to steal their car, shot them with a rifle, turns out it was a repo guy, turned out that he was vindicated, and the guy never did any time at all.
00:10:19.000 Really? 0.99
00:10:20.000 Yeah, shot a guy with a fucking deer hunting rifle that was just trying to do his job and repossess a car. 1.00
00:10:24.000 Fuck. 1.00
00:10:24.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:10:25.000 That's amazing. 0.99
00:10:26.000 You're a car thief.
00:10:28.000 That's how they look at it.
00:10:30.000 Even though what the repo guy is doing is legal, the bank is repossessing its property and they hire this guy to do it, what the shooter is doing is legal too because you didn't represent yourself as a repo man.
00:10:39.000 And even if you did, he might be able to shoot you.
00:10:42.000 So it's not true, though, that if you shoot an intruder, you have to kill them? 0.98
00:10:45.000 No. 0.80
00:10:45.000 It's not true? 0.80
00:10:46.000 No, you just have to shoot them. 1.00
00:10:47.000 You don't have to even shoot them. 1.00
00:10:49.000 There's no law.
00:10:50.000 It's like a deer. 0.99
00:10:51.000 Someone told me ages ago that if you shoot them, you've got to make sure you kill them, otherwise they can sue you for shooting them. 0.99
00:10:56.000 Well, I bet they could. 0.99
00:10:57.000 Yeah, I bet they could sue you.
00:10:58.000 Not necessarily whether they would win, but they could probably take you through the system. 0.99
00:11:02.000 But if you did shoot them and kill them, it wouldn't... 0.92
00:11:04.000 No, then they can't sue you, obviously. 0.99
00:11:06.000 No, no, but you wouldn't be charged for manslaughter?
00:11:08.000 No.
00:11:08.000 You know, people have gotten in trouble in Texas for shooting their wife and boyfriend and gotten away with it.
00:11:13.000 Really?
00:11:14.000 Yeah, it's like a crime of passion. 1.00
00:11:16.000 You come home, some guy's banging your wife and you fucking shoot them. 1.00
00:11:19.000 You know, you can get away with that. 1.00
00:11:20.000 There's some tricky shit that you can get away with in Texas. 0.98
00:11:24.000 You know, I don't know if it's a concealed carry state. 0.99
00:11:26.000 I don't know if it is. 0.99
00:11:27.000 I don't know if you're allowed to go Wild West style and have a fucking holster. 0.99
00:11:31.000 Yeah. 0.98
00:11:32.000 Because in some places you're not allowed to do that, but you are allowed to carry it out in the open.
00:11:36.000 So if you have a handgun, you're just allowed to hold it out in the open as you walk towards the supermarket. 1.00
00:11:41.000 Like, what the fuck, man? 1.00
00:11:43.000 Can you imagine? 1.00
00:11:44.000 You're going to the supermarket and some dude is just walking with his gun out in the open because that's how the law is.
00:11:49.000 The law states that.
00:11:50.000 What they're saying, coming to America. 0.98
00:11:52.000 America is great indeed!
00:11:54.000 What did you think about this whole Norway thing that just went down with this one guy?
00:11:57.000 I'm just getting all the information.
00:11:59.000 Dude, opened up a camp?
00:12:00.000 A children's camp or something?
00:12:02.000 Yeah, killed a huge amount of children.
00:12:04.000 I mean, I don't know how many...
00:12:05.000 It's going to be all told because there's a lot of injuries and some of these kids are going to die, but it's over 80 kids, I believe. 0.99
00:12:09.000 And Norway's one of those countries that flies under the radar, and you never hear shit from Norway. 0.98
00:12:14.000 Nothing bad ever comes out of Norway. 0.98
00:12:15.000 Well, my buddy Doug Stanhope just filmed his last DVD there in Oslo, where this all went down. 0.98
00:12:22.000 And this one guy, some crazy, all they're saying is he's very religious and anti-Muslim, I believe, but who knows how much they even know about what the fuck the real situation is. 0.96
00:12:33.000 It's, you know, the dust is still settling. 1.00
00:12:36.000 What a horrible, horrible fucking thing. 1.00
00:12:37.000 What causes these people to do this? 1.00
00:12:39.000 Is it just the thing that's just being fucking pure evil? 1.00
00:12:42.000 Just, you're fucking evil? 1.00
00:12:43.000 You know, who knows, man. 1.00
00:12:44.000 You know, did you ever see the man who shot, there was a woman who was a congressman.
00:12:49.000 Oh, shot in the face or the head or whatever?
00:12:51.000 Yeah, she lived, Gifford.
00:12:52.000 And then, you know, he killed a bunch of people on the scene.
00:12:55.000 That guy had a bunch of videos that he had put on YouTube and written some things.
00:13:00.000 And it was just, he was obviously, his brain wasn't working right.
00:13:04.000 He had like, he would make these, he would say these things are just like what they would call word salad.
00:13:09.000 Just throw a bunch of words together.
00:13:11.000 It didn't make any sense.
00:13:11.000 Like there was obviously a disconnect.
00:13:13.000 He was functioning incorrectly.
00:13:15.000 And look, the human mind is a very complicated thing. 0.99
00:13:20.000 And sometimes it's fucked up. 0.98
00:13:22.000 Sometimes it's off. 0.98
00:13:24.000 Just like some people get cancer and some people get diseases.
00:13:26.000 Some people's brains don't work at all. 1.00
00:13:28.000 Some people have some fucking... 1.00
00:13:29.000 I was watching this TV show where this guy had a fetish for vomit. 1.00
00:13:34.000 He was called a... 0.71
00:13:36.000 It's off the Greek word for vomit.
00:13:38.000 I should have asked Irene. 0.53
00:13:39.000 But it was a fetish of his.
00:13:41.000 And the only way he could get hard was... 0.93
00:13:44.000 When chicks vomited. 1.00
00:13:45.000 So he would pay prostitutes to spew on him and vomit. 0.99
00:13:48.000 And if he went to a restaurant and he saw someone chuck, he would go and scoop the chuck up and put it in a plastic bag. 0.92
00:13:54.000 And they took the camera inside this giant freezer that he'd stored all these bags of vomit from over the years.
00:14:01.000 And he had each one of the bags documented.
00:14:04.000 So he was grabbing a bag off the...
00:14:06.000 They were frozen?
00:14:07.000 Frozen.
00:14:07.000 So he'd grab it, right?
00:14:08.000 And he's like, oh yeah...
00:14:10.000 Taco Bell, 1992. She fucking blew chunks on the floor. 1.00
00:14:14.000 Like, I fucking get turned on just thinking about it. 1.00
00:14:17.000 Amenite. 0.99
00:14:19.000 Amenite. 1.00
00:14:20.000 Fucking fetish for people fucking chucking up and girls spewing on him. 1.00
00:14:24.000 The only way he could get an erection, if a hooker or a friend of his, he'd pay them to stick their fingers down their throat and chuck up on him. 1.00
00:14:32.000 What? 1.00
00:14:32.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:14:33.000 How the fuck do you explain that? 0.95
00:14:35.000 Like also these dudes. 1.00
00:14:36.000 You know dudes that they're called feeders and they feed those fat chicks? 1.00
00:14:40.000 They're little skinny.
00:14:41.000 Have you seen that?
00:14:43.000 Feeders.
00:14:43.000 There's not a TV show.
00:14:45.000 I saw a show again like this. 1.00
00:14:46.000 You got some crazy shit on TV here. 1.00
00:14:48.000 These little skinny fucking dudes that look like they're 45 to 50 kilos in weight. 1.00
00:14:53.000 What is that in pounds? 1.00
00:14:55.000 100 pounds?
00:14:56.000 110 pounds?
00:14:56.000 Yeah, say 110, 120 pounds, right?
00:14:59.000 They have these wives or girlfriends who are fucking behemoths, like 300-pound Emmanuel Yarbrough-looking fucking women who lie in bed all day and immobilize because they're so huge they can't really fucking move. 1.00
00:15:10.000 And the little men feed them. 1.00
00:15:11.000 And the little men feed them.
00:15:12.000 They're called feeders. 1.00
00:15:12.000 And they get off sexually on feeding these women and just constantly fucking feeding them and giving these women fucking fat. 1.00
00:15:19.000 I can't say I'm surprised. 1.00
00:15:21.000 I can't say I'm surprised.
00:15:22.000 I would have been surprised if you told me that 20 years ago.
00:15:24.000 If you told me that before I knew about the internet, I'd be like, what?
00:15:28.000 Really?
00:15:28.000 I would say that doesn't even make any sense.
00:15:30.000 Why would somebody, maybe one person's into that?
00:15:32.000 This other dude on the show.
00:15:33.000 They have an online community of this?
00:15:35.000 No, apparently it's like, I wouldn't say a popular thing, but it's like a thing. 0.99
00:15:38.000 There's like a feeder community and fucking skinny dudes are feeding these chicks, just feeding them, constantly sitting by the bedside, fucking feeding these behemoths. 0.97
00:15:45.000 When those people become immobile and they can't even leave the house, you would think, well, that's the perfect time to go on a diet. 0.99
00:15:50.000 You can't even move.
00:15:51.000 How long would it take to starve someone like that to death if you just gave them water? 0.94
00:15:55.000 They have so much fat.
00:15:56.000 Yeah, so they'd process the fat, wouldn't they, for a while, more than a normal person.
00:16:00.000 But you would die of starvation still, even if you were that fat.
00:16:03.000 They would, because your stomach would start shrinking.
00:16:04.000 Is that what would happen?
00:16:07.000 You give them water, right?
00:16:08.000 So they're staying hydrated.
00:16:09.000 Yeah, if you just gave them water.
00:16:10.000 How many days?
00:16:12.000 I don't know.
00:16:13.000 That's what I'm saying.
00:16:13.000 I don't think it's that efficient.
00:16:15.000 I don't think you can just use it as an alternative fuel supply. 0.98
00:16:18.000 But then again, they're not using up any food for energy because they're just fucking lying there. 0.95
00:16:22.000 Yeah, but they need some just to pump blood and breathe air. 0.98
00:16:25.000 They need some energy.
00:16:27.000 I don't think it's possible.
00:16:28.000 I mean, I think, I mean, I know it's not possible. 1.00
00:16:30.000 I know you would starve to death even if you're a big fat fuck, but I wonder how many days you would last. 1.00
00:16:34.000 I wonder if you would last, like, if you had, like, a lean guy, you know, like, you get, like, a fucking Kyle Kingsborough super athlete lean guy, and you put him in a room with some Jabba the Hutt looking fuck. 1.00
00:16:43.000 And starve them both who would die first. 0.99
00:16:45.000 Who would die first. 0.98
00:16:46.000 That's interesting. 0.60
00:16:47.000 You would think the fat guy would have at least a little bit more energy. 1.00
00:16:50.000 How does that little guy fuck the fat chick? 1.00
00:16:51.000 How does he even find the pussy to fuck him? 1.00
00:16:53.000 Probably doesn't. 1.00
00:16:54.000 Probably doesn't. 0.99
00:16:54.000 Probably just fucking tosses off. 0.99
00:16:56.000 He's happy that somebody likes him. 0.99
00:16:57.000 Man.
00:16:57.000 You know, there's some people out there that are just happy that anybody likes him.
00:17:00.000 They'll take anybody. 1.00
00:17:01.000 How does she wipe her ass? 1.00
00:17:02.000 She probably doesn't. 1.00
00:17:03.000 There was a woman who died who was like grafted into a couch. 0.99
00:17:06.000 What?
00:17:07.000 She was slowly, her skin was starting to graft itself to the couch.
00:17:11.000 And when they cut her out of the house, they had to cut a hole in the wall to pull her out of the house. 0.99
00:17:16.000 And when they cut her out, they had to cut her out with the couch. 1.00
00:17:18.000 Oh, fuck! 1.00
00:17:19.000 Yeah, and then she died of complications. 1.00
00:17:22.000 It's crazy, man.
00:17:23.000 Yeah.
00:17:24.000 Well, you know what?
00:17:24.000 There's, like I said, there's a broad spectrum.
00:17:26.000 People can go off the fucking diggity-diggity deep end in many different ways. 0.98
00:17:31.000 This other dude on this show had an obsession that he wanted to return to the womb. 0.99
00:17:36.000 Oh, whoa.
00:17:37.000 And his wife was pregnant and he was jealous of his unborn child for being in his wife's womb.
00:17:42.000 And he said that his thing was he had an obsession with needing to return to the womb. 1.00
00:17:47.000 Can you imagine that poor woman have to deal with that bitch of a man? 1.00
00:17:50.000 And that's the one who's fathering your children? 1.00
00:17:52.000 Some fucking freak weirdo with crazy fetishes. 1.00
00:17:56.000 Climb back inside your fucking uterus, yeah. 1.00
00:17:58.000 So he doesn't have to deal with it anymore. 1.00
00:18:01.000 Life is homework.
00:18:03.000 I want to be a baby again.
00:18:05.000 Be in my mommy's tummy and be safe back in the little house on the prairie.
00:18:09.000 Can you believe it? 1.00
00:18:10.000 Crazy assholes. 1.00
00:18:12.000 Well, we live in extreme times, and you and I travel in the most extreme circles, if you really think about it. 0.99
00:18:18.000 The cage-fighting commentary and kickboxing commentary and flying all over the world and being around all these savages, and yet we're still shocked by the level of human behavior out there in the world.
00:18:28.000 Isn't that strange?
00:18:31.000 Don't get shocked by the violent knockouts I see and the crazy cuts and the blood I see.
00:18:35.000 Did you think that when you were in that fight with that dude, that dude was coming at you, did you think like, wow, I'm just so used to conflict and so used to fights that it's like, even though you're not getting in them, you probably were way more calm than an average dude because you're so used to being around fights.
00:18:50.000 Just your mind, it's there.
00:18:52.000 It's always in your face.
00:18:52.000 You're talking about it, you're seeing it at the highest level, at the lowest level, you're just seeing it.
00:18:56.000 So it's almost programmed into you.
00:18:59.000 HDNet's got to step it up, dude.
00:19:00.000 HDNet's got to figure out some way to get on more TVs because the programming is awesome.
00:19:06.000 The shows that they have is awesome.
00:19:08.000 It's the only place to get high-level kickboxing in America.
00:19:11.000 It is.
00:19:11.000 You never see it anywhere else.
00:19:12.000 You know, we're doing it Showtime now, and those shows are fantastic, man.
00:19:15.000 Showtime are great.
00:19:15.000 There's one coming up in September.
00:19:16.000 And they pay you.
00:19:17.000 Yeah.
00:19:17.000 They actually pay you.
00:19:18.000 Yeah, they pay. 0.99
00:19:19.000 Not my fucking K1, man. 0.99
00:19:20.000 Is K1 going to fold and it's Showtime going to take over? 0.99
00:19:23.000 Because I've heard that.
00:19:24.000 No, I... I don't think so.
00:19:26.000 I'm told that K1 will survive, but in what capacity, I'm not sure.
00:19:29.000 Not that It's Showtime will take over, but It's Showtime's going to be the one to watch. 0.99
00:19:32.000 Listen, Mark Cuban's a bad motherfucker, okay? 0.99
00:19:35.000 He owns the goddamn world champion Dallas Mavericks, brought them along to that title, owns HCnet. 1.00
00:19:42.000 Tell them to step the fuck up and buy K1. It's probably like a thousand bucks. 0.99
00:19:46.000 You could buy K1 for their debt.
00:19:48.000 I actually heard about a year and a half ago that the price tag for K1 was $30 million.
00:19:54.000 It's got to be less than that now.
00:19:55.000 I believe so, yeah.
00:19:57.000 Well, you know, they bought the UFC for like $2 million.
00:20:00.000 But if you bought K-1 for even $10 million, man, dude, Mark Cuban could turn K-1 into a monster. 0.99
00:20:08.000 Fuck yeah. 0.99
00:20:08.000 You take the same level of talent, the real high-end guys they have now in K-1 Max and the K-1 Grand Prix, the Heavyweight Grand Prix, and put those on in Vegas and make a big fucking deal out of it. 0.99
00:20:19.000 And make me the prisoner of it? 0.99
00:20:20.000 I don't know what the fuck. 1.00
00:20:21.000 Oh, son! 1.00
00:20:23.000 Mark Cuban, please.
00:20:25.000 We're begging you. 0.92
00:20:27.000 Step the fuck up.
00:20:28.000 There's an opening to be had here. 0.67
00:20:30.000 There's a product to be sold. 0.99
00:20:31.000 This is a fucking strong possibility. 0.99
00:20:34.000 You can make it happen, Mark Cuban. 0.99
00:20:37.000 Alright, this is a long fucking podcast. 0.98
00:20:39.000 How long are we talking for? 0.99
00:20:41.000 Hours, hours. 1.00
00:20:42.000 Fuck. 1.00
00:20:43.000 This week, I'm going to have Jay Moore on the podcast. 1.00
00:20:45.000 We're figuring out when to do it.
00:20:46.000 I've got to call Jay back.
00:20:47.000 He's doing this thing with Kevin Smith, and we're trying to bring awareness to that.
00:20:51.000 He's got a new podcast of his own.
00:20:53.000 Did Kevin Smith sit in his seat?
00:20:54.000 No, I only did it at his house.
00:20:56.000 I love Kevin Smith, man.
00:20:57.000 Yeah, I love him, too.
00:20:57.000 Would you sniff the seat, though?
00:20:58.000 I would. 0.99
00:20:59.000 I'd lick it, yeah. 0.98
00:21:00.000 That's beautiful. 0.90
00:21:01.000 He's a great guy.
00:21:02.000 He's doing...
00:21:03.000 So Jay Moore's doing something on Kevin Smith's network of podcasts, and he's also going to do some sort of a television thing with Kevin Smith, so he's got that going on.
00:21:10.000 But Jay and I are going to do a podcast soon.
00:21:12.000 This week, we got Giorgio Tsoukalos from Ancient Aliens.
00:21:15.000 He's going to be on the podcast.
00:21:17.000 We've got a lot of stuff happening.
00:21:18.000 And we're also looking at the new studio space this week.
00:21:22.000 We've got to figure out a new place to do this.
00:21:24.000 I'm moving on up, folks.
00:21:26.000 We're going to step up.
00:21:27.000 We're going to also produce a Joey Diaz DVD. That's another thing that we've just decided to do.
00:21:31.000 So, that's all for now.
00:21:34.000 September 21st in Denver at the Paramount Theater.
00:21:37.000 I got also coming up the Pabst Theater in Milwaukee sometime soon.
00:21:43.000 I'm not sure when that is.
00:21:44.000 I don't have my thing in front of me.
00:21:46.000 But it's soon.
00:21:47.000 The Papsmear?
00:21:49.000 Yeah, Papsmear Theater.
00:21:50.000 The Paps Theater.
00:21:51.000 Paps Brewing Company.
00:21:53.000 Oh, August 13th in Milwaukee.
00:21:55.000 So if you want to talk to Mike and contact him, you can get him on Twitter at ShiavelloVoice.
00:22:03.000 That's S-C-H-I-A-V-E-L-L-O Voice on Twitter.
00:22:13.000 Do you have ShiavelloVoice.com too?
00:22:16.000 No, no, just Shiavello Voice on Twitter.
00:22:17.000 Do you have a website?
00:22:17.000 Or check me out on Facebook.
00:22:19.000 Do you have a website?
00:22:19.000 Nah, just use hd.net.
00:22:21.000 Bro, you need a website, bro.
00:22:21.000 Yeah, that's it.
00:22:22.000 Tell hd.net, kick in, get a fucking shiavellovoice.com. 0.98
00:22:26.000 I need to get one. 0.99
00:22:27.000 Come on, man, get in there.
00:22:28.000 Alright, dude, thank you very much for being on the podcast. 0.97
00:22:30.000 Brother, fucking pleasure. 0.98
00:22:30.000 Always, man. 0.98
00:22:31.000 Always good to hang with you, my friend.
00:22:32.000 And so Michael and I are going to kick back and we're going to have a barbecue now, ladies and gentlemen.
00:22:36.000 Yeah!
00:22:37.000 And that's the end of this show and thank you very much for tuning in and thank you to The Fleshlight and if you go to...
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00:22:58.000 Alright, see you guys soon.
00:22:59.000 Bye. 0.99
00:22:59.000 Love you, bitches. 0.99