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00:00:22.000So I think a gay guy would have way less problems fucking a straight girl than a straight guy would have fucking a gay guy.
00:00:28.000Okay, so if you said to a gay guy, fuck a girl, he'd probably do it quicker than a hetero guy would fuck another guy in the ass, even though he'd fuck his girl in the ass.
00:00:56.000out of toilet paper what they don't know exactly how the dude did this but he somehow or another created a shank um and used something to harden the toilet paper like a paper mesho shank dude the weirdest thing ever i mean just you think about human ingenuity and one of the things about prison is these guys are forced to adapt and survive and you know and kind of use their ingenuity use their creativity and create things that nobody's made out of toilet paper what they That's why they develop tattoo needles.
00:01:25.000They take pens and they take the ink and they'll burn things and use the...
00:02:51.000And we drove past a prison yard, and as you're driving past the fucking fence of the prisoners right there, with prisoners walking around in fucking orange uniforms.
00:02:59.000And even though I was in a cab, I sort of shit myself.
00:03:01.000Just not used to seeing that, being from Australia.
00:04:02.000So we did a tour in San Francisco a few days ago, and the tour guide pointed out San Quentin, and he said it looks like there might be a possibility it's going to be sold soon.
00:04:30.000Pentridge Jail, that's what I was trying to think of before, was in Coburg, which is in Melbourne's inner northern suburbs, which has become quite a trendy spot at the moment.
00:04:37.000Used to be just a big ethnic spot, still is, but now a trendy spot.
00:04:39.000And that's where Pentridge Prison was located.
00:04:42.000And years ago, they tore down Pentridge, and now it's apartments.
00:04:48.000They built those houses over the Indian burial grounds, and then the ghosts of the Indians came and fucked everybody up.
00:04:53.000The ghosts of all the shankings, and just all the men forcing themselves on men.
00:04:59.000If you ever get to Melbourne, I'll take you to the Old Melbourne Jail, which is still spelt G-A-O-L the old way, where Ned Kelly, our most famous, most famous...
00:05:56.000Well, you know, the whole criminal thing in Melbourne at the moment is really being glorified, especially our mobsters, because there's this Underbelly TV series, which I think has hit America on one of the networks, but Underbelly is into its fourth season or so now, and it started off being about the Melbourne underworld, the Italian mobs and the Aussie sort of mobs that were warring with each other over the last 15 years.
00:06:45.000There's one, the fat one, who's by herself, and her husband left her.
00:06:48.000You know, they're divorced, but she's like a big star of it, and she's always screaming, and when there's busts on TV, she's smoking cigarettes and crying and screaming.
00:08:05.000I heard myself on TV when I was 19. I was in the Bay State Games, the Taekwondo tournament, and I heard myself on TV, and it was so bad, I immediately got rid of the accent.
00:10:09.000Yep, they've had people who shot people who they thought were trying to steal their car, shot them with a rifle, turns out it was a repo guy, turned out that he was vindicated, and the guy never did any time at all.
00:10:30.000Even though what the repo guy is doing is legal, the bank is repossessing its property and they hire this guy to do it, what the shooter is doing is legal too because you didn't represent yourself as a repo man.
00:10:39.000And even if you did, he might be able to shoot you.
00:10:42.000So it's not true, though, that if you shoot an intruder, you have to kill them?
00:12:15.000Well, my buddy Doug Stanhope just filmed his last DVD there in Oslo, where this all went down.
00:12:22.000And this one guy, some crazy, all they're saying is he's very religious and anti-Muslim, I believe, but who knows how much they even know about what the fuck the real situation is.
00:12:33.000It's, you know, the dust is still settling.
00:12:36.000What a horrible, horrible fucking thing.
00:14:20.000Fucking fetish for people fucking chucking up and girls spewing on him.
00:14:24.000The only way he could get an erection, if a hooker or a friend of his, he'd pay them to stick their fingers down their throat and chuck up on him.
00:14:59.000They have these wives or girlfriends who are fucking behemoths, like 300-pound Emmanuel Yarbrough-looking fucking women who lie in bed all day and immobilize because they're so huge they can't really fucking move.
00:15:33.000They have an online community of this?
00:15:35.000No, apparently it's like, I wouldn't say a popular thing, but it's like a thing.
00:15:38.000There's like a feeder community and fucking skinny dudes are feeding these chicks, just feeding them, constantly sitting by the bedside, fucking feeding these behemoths.
00:15:45.000When those people become immobile and they can't even leave the house, you would think, well, that's the perfect time to go on a diet.
00:16:28.000I mean, I think, I mean, I know it's not possible.
00:16:30.000I know you would starve to death even if you're a big fat fuck, but I wonder how many days you would last.
00:16:34.000I wonder if you would last, like, if you had, like, a lean guy, you know, like, you get, like, a fucking Kyle Kingsborough super athlete lean guy, and you put him in a room with some Jabba the Hutt looking fuck.
00:16:43.000And starve them both who would die first.
00:18:12.000Well, we live in extreme times, and you and I travel in the most extreme circles, if you really think about it.
00:18:18.000The cage-fighting commentary and kickboxing commentary and flying all over the world and being around all these savages, and yet we're still shocked by the level of human behavior out there in the world.
00:18:31.000Don't get shocked by the violent knockouts I see and the crazy cuts and the blood I see.
00:18:35.000Did you think that when you were in that fight with that dude, that dude was coming at you, did you think like, wow, I'm just so used to conflict and so used to fights that it's like, even though you're not getting in them, you probably were way more calm than an average dude because you're so used to being around fights.
00:20:08.000You take the same level of talent, the real high-end guys they have now in K-1 Max and the K-1 Grand Prix, the Heavyweight Grand Prix, and put those on in Vegas and make a big fucking deal out of it.
00:21:03.000So Jay Moore's doing something on Kevin Smith's network of podcasts, and he's also going to do some sort of a television thing with Kevin Smith, so he's got that going on.
00:21:10.000But Jay and I are going to do a podcast soon.
00:21:12.000This week, we got Giorgio Tsoukalos from Ancient Aliens.