Duncan Trussell and Joe Rogan talk about cow milk and the weirdest things people have ever sucked on other people's tits and dicks. It's a good one, but it's also really, really long and really weird. Joe also talks about a UFO abduction and how weird it is to be milked by other people and how it's not so weird to be sucked on by other animals and how that's not weird at all, it's really weird to think about it and wonder why people do it and how they do it on TV and why it's so weird and why we should all do it too. Joe also gives us a brief history of goat milk and what it's like to be a goat milker and why he thinks it's weird that people suck on goat tits and other animals' tits and what they do to them and why they like it and why you should do the same to your own tits and udder and other parts of your body and your ass and your balls and your vagina and your dick and your pubes and other bits and balls and all the other parts you have inside of you and you don't even realize it's there and you're not even aware of it and you can do it? The Joe Rogans Experience is brought to you by The Fleshlight and it's a great product that's great and it does it for you and it makes you feel good and it doesn't make you feel better and you get better after you use it and it gives you pleasure and it helps you more than you think you can have more orgasms and you feel like you're getting more pleasure and you deserve it and more and more pleasure from it and they make you more of a life like that you're more of an experience and you have more of your day to you get more of it, you get it, more of that and more of them, you're better than you're just like that, you have it, and you just get it more of you, you just like it, they're better, you, and they're not better, and more, more, you know you're less of it... more of this, more like you, more you, they just more, they have it more, etc, they get it all of that, more than they're more than that, they love it, etc etc, etc. etc, more with it, yay, more love, yeeeee, more things like that.
00:05:38.000But I hadn't eaten there yet, and I was super stoned.
00:05:44.000And it was the first time I'd ever eaten, like, French cheese.
00:05:49.000And I almost passed out because it tasted so good.
00:05:52.000I swear to God, I got a momentary vertigo where I was like, I've been eating prison cafeteria food for my entire life because the food over there is better.
00:06:14.000I've always thought they had the worst food until he said this because I worked at a French restaurant once and it was the worst food ever.
00:06:21.000Like the lobster bisque or something like that was the only thing that I thought was decent on the whole menu.
00:06:25.000What is it, like a low-end restaurant?
00:07:44.000It's like the way they cook at this place that we went to, they were cooking.
00:07:49.000We ordered this like rib platter for two and they cook this giant slab of meat on an open fire like above a fireplace and you can watch it in the restaurant and the restaurant feels like something Out of like the 1600s or something.
00:08:05.000And do you know why it feels like that?
00:08:06.000Because it's been around since the 1600s.
00:08:36.000I mean, I kind of knew that abstractly, and I always, like, appreciated good chefs, but until I watched that show, you see that guy's passion, how he describes food, how addictive it is, you know?
00:08:58.000The way he describes things, I never get more hungry than when I'm watching that show.
00:09:03.000It's like you realize that people who are really badass chefs, all these guys, they all have ideas and thoughts and a method to how they prepare things.
00:09:16.000And it's so fascinating that it's just to maximize the impact that it has on the palate.
00:09:21.000And it's this strange art form, the art form of flavor.
00:09:25.000And I never really appreciated that until I watched that show.
00:09:28.000And then you see a really well-prepared dish, and you're like, wow, that guy just fucked me up with some crazy crab with squid ink pasta.
00:09:39.000And you realize that these creations of textures and combinations of flavors, it really is a badass art form.
00:09:47.000Yeah, and you get this, when you taste something really good like that, you get a glimpse at how there's this spectrum of sense gratification, and some people in some parts of the world have figured out ways to hit the higher ends of it.
00:10:01.000So if you're only experiencing life at this one spectrum of it, then when you do get something super high-end like that, it's really intense.
00:10:11.000It's amazing to think people eat like that every day.
00:10:14.000And also, the weird thing about a lot of people in Paris...
00:12:12.000This is the most scariest shit I've ever seen in my life that I did not know existed, and there's more than one.
00:12:17.000I saw photos once of a church, but just explain to everybody what it is.
00:12:22.000So, underneath Paris, basically, and I don't know the exact history behind this, but what happened is, I think because of the Black Plague, Everyone starts dying.
00:12:32.000They're having these mass die-offs, and they ran out of room in the cemeteries.
00:12:37.000So they had to dig up all the bones from the cemeteries surrounding Paris, and they took them under Paris into these limestone quarries and created these things called ossuaries, which are these open-air crypts.
00:12:51.000And someone has gone in basically, so to get there, you go down these winding steps that go down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down to a point where you start feeling like you're going crazy because you just keep seeing more steps and more steps and more steps and more steps and your mind starts saying you are going deep deep underground like we're talking like out of breath on the stair master steps like way down to the the
00:13:21.000quarries under the city And you sort of walk around and then suddenly you come out into hallways of bones, just Yellowed old French bones that someone has stacked into patterns like crucifixes and it looks like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre house when you go in the movie where they have bone sculptures everywhere.
00:13:44.000They've just someone just took like a shitload of femurs and it's like I think I could make a crucifix out of this and like so there's a cross in the middle there's stacks of skulls.
00:13:55.000They say there's nine million skeletons down there.
00:14:18.000It's got to be the worst job on the planet.
00:14:20.000I passed this French kid whose job is to sit in a lawn chair down there and observe people to make sure they don't steal bones.
00:14:27.000And I walked by the kid and he was like pale and sick because it's damp down there and it kind of sounded like he was talking to himself in French.
00:14:47.000So, as it turns out, under Paris, the catacombs that the tourists are in, that's only a fraction of the catacombs.
00:14:53.000There is miles and miles and miles of winding catacombs.
00:14:58.000One of our waiters told us that people go down there, and they get lost, and they find them down there, and they've starved to death in the fucking catacombs.
00:16:22.000You'd probably just be absorbed with the energy of what it must have been like to see millions of people just rot in front of you by some incurable disease that was inescapable.
00:16:32.000And you just had a hope that some of the genetics would carry on, that some people would be able to live through this shit.
00:16:39.000If you ever get serious about your life, a cure is to see nine million skulls.
00:17:06.000You know, I joke around about being on stage like when we were in Philly and I was going, do you know why the streets are so narrow around here?
00:17:12.000Because they were made by people riding fucking horses.
00:18:07.000If you look up spontaneous generation, it'll pop up the year that they believe this.
00:18:12.000But there was an obstetrician who suddenly came up with this crazy idea.
00:18:19.000He thought that If doctors washed their hands between handling, like doing an autopsy or handling a dead body and delivering a baby, then maybe the mothers wouldn't die as much as they were dying of this infection called pleurosis.
00:18:38.000So he's like, we should start maybe washing our hands, guys, after you handle the rotting corpse and then put your hand in that lady's pussy.
00:18:48.000And doctors were like, you're a fucking lunatic.
00:18:53.000You think if we wash our hands after we handle a corpse and touch a woman's open, dilated pussy that it's going to keep her from getting the infections they've been getting?
00:19:07.000So this guy tried all these experiments and he dropped the death rate in one of these wards where women are giving birth to 1% where it was 30% in other places.
00:20:20.000Towards the end of his life, they said he got dementia, but I think it was just because he knew that he had discovered this thing, that he proved he could save so many lives and no one would listen to him.
00:20:31.000Could you imagine, dude, if you were an advanced human and you were stuck in an inadvanced age that just refused to change?
00:20:39.000Could you imagine if you were a scientist from 2011 and all of a sudden you found yourself in the middle of Spanish Inquisition?
00:23:54.000Like he should be on the front of his own float in a gay pride parade holding sparklers and like, I don't know, wearing like leather clothes.
00:24:07.000That's how gay her husband seems, right?
00:24:10.000But he's in a suit now, and he's talking you in that stereotypical voice.
00:24:15.000He's saying, we can overcome this thing.
00:24:18.000James, I need you to tell me, though, every gay sexual encounter that you've ever had.
00:25:05.000But what happens is a lot of these people back when they were painting those pictures were just artists who were getting paid by the church and they needed to make money, but they liked the male form.
00:25:15.000And so they were painting like they were making Jesus hot.
00:26:58.000You're saying that we must discount all scientific knowledge ever.
00:27:04.000Just because there's an ancient book that says some stuff, and if you go along with it, you have to just assume that this was a one-time thing, and that this one time, these amazing, miraculous things that defy science happened.
00:27:19.000We just have to assume that these people, who barely could write shit down, were super accurate about it.
00:27:53.000Build a church and every Sunday go to the church and sit down in an uncomfortable seat and read prayers pre-written from people that you barely understand and then give 10% of your income to this group of people and just trust that they're going to use it in the right way.
00:28:13.000In the New Testament, if you read this stuff, mostly the idea of the thing seems to be, if you love the people around you as much as you can, and if you're tuned into God or the love force of the universe, and you love that too, then you are going to have a great life.
00:30:18.000But, you know, I used to, when I was in college, take LSD and read the New Testament.
00:30:24.000And it was the most awesome psychedelic thing ever because you're reading it and you're thinking like, this, no matter what this is, it's shaped so much of society.
00:30:36.000These words shape so many people's lives.
00:30:39.000And so just from that alone, it's super psychedelic.
00:30:46.000There's all these awesome ideas, you know, because there's a lot of books in the Gospels that didn't make it into the final cut that are equally valid and are far more esoteric and have, like, really weird ideas.
00:31:01.000I've read stuff that it's based in, like...
00:31:03.000This form of religion called Gnosticism, which I don't know too much about.
00:31:07.000I've heard that it's like some weird desert cult called the Essenes or that it's somehow the formulation of all these different desert mysticisms kind of merging into the, you know, they embodied it in the form of this person to transmit this bigger information about the idea that they're,
00:31:23.000you know, we're all children of some super intelligence and that if we give up our greed and selfishness and Love other people like we love ourselves, then that would create like a, you know, if everyone did that, then we would be living on Paris.
00:32:00.000We're all children of this universe and so we should treat each other with love.
00:32:06.000Yeah, that doesn't work with society, though.
00:32:09.000Unfortunately, there would have to be some gigantic event that got rid of currency or got rid of the idea of competing for currency.
00:32:21.000As long as people are still competing, competing for job positions, competing their company against other companies, as long as there's capitalism going on, that push for money, that push to make money, You're always going to get this same kind of douchey, cunty, chimp-like behavior.
00:33:06.000How are you going to get everybody to just have resources available?
00:33:10.000Are you going to trust people to work?
00:33:12.000Are you going to trust everyone to put in their share?
00:33:14.000All of us are going to trust all of us?
00:33:16.000And what do we do when someone doesn't?
00:33:18.000If we're supposed to love them like we love ourselves, are we just supposed to let them just fuck everything up all around them and let them go into super sabotage, spin-out mode where they destroy everything in their vicinity and nobody stops them from doing that?
00:33:40.000It's like super-pacifism, and the message of the thing was supposed to be, look, this being that they're killing is the physical manifestation of the universe.
00:35:38.000Is the next stage of evolution the idea that people have gotten to a point technologically where we can start to join together as one thing again?
00:35:48.000Like that there had to be a certain peak of competition.
00:35:51.000To get us to a point where we have created some really boundary dissolving technology and when that point happens then through that very technology as in the internet people slowly start to assimilate to some level of understanding and awareness that wasn't previously achieved because there was this constant state of Competition to try to get to that technological point.
00:36:18.000And that's where you run into a problem.
00:36:20.000Because once you start getting to that state that you're talking about, and I think a lot of people are.
00:36:27.000And that's when you get to that state and suddenly you're in Egypt.
00:36:31.000Because you're starting to understand about what's going on and you're getting this information from the internet, showing you what other people in other parts of the world, how they're living.
00:36:41.000The point is suddenly, like, a lot of shit starts seeming really, like, we've been asked to believe a lot of stuff.
00:36:50.000Kind of like you ask your kids to believe a lot of stuff when they're growing up, and you do it to keep them safe.
00:36:55.000You tell them these stories, and you want them to believe it.
00:36:57.000But eventually, your kid knows that whatever story you told them about where the baby is coming from isn't completely real, and your kid's going to start wanting to know the truth.
00:37:09.000And then at that age, you tell your kid the truth, and it's uncomfortable or whatever you would tell them the truth.
00:37:13.000But now, it's like we still have kings.
00:37:21.000And you're expecting people to keep believing this king is any more special than anyone else?
00:37:26.000Like, okay, you want me to keep buying this thing about the king, about how he gets to wear the throne and gets to have the giant fucking mansion that he lives in and all this property he lives in because he's a king and he's in the bloodline of some what?
00:37:54.000Okay, so I guess I'm supposed to believe that there's a government which is mostly just like, what, 120 old men in a room?
00:38:01.000I'm supposed to believe they're the ones who know how to do everything and that system's the right way?
00:38:04.000And it's like, all that stuff starts, you know, spreading where people are like, I don't know if I can believe the whole you're a cop, I'm a person thing.
00:38:13.000I mean, I believe it because you got a billy club and you're fucking...
00:38:16.000Beating my friend in a wheelchair to death, but I'm not sure if you really represent the real authority of the world.
00:38:23.000And so that kind of stuff starts emerging and emerging as people evolve, and the authority in the world is like, fuck, you gotta believe the game!
00:38:31.000If you don't believe this fucking game, we don't know what to do.
00:38:35.000We can't just reformat everything all of a sudden.
00:38:37.000So do you think that law enforcement almost inhibits evolution by creating this culture where people are getting constantly in trouble with things?
00:39:15.000But, you know, you don't need to be in a cage for smoking pot.
00:39:18.000You don't need to be in a cage for taking acid or taking mushrooms.
00:39:21.000You don't need to be in a cage because you told people that the military was using fucking military choppers to gun down reporters and you had the balls to tell that to the world.
00:39:31.000That's no reason to put someone in a cage.
00:39:33.000So it's like, at some point, a certain number of people realize, okay, this is like a kid's game.
00:39:39.000This is a game of make-believe that went way too far.
00:39:42.000And I don't feel like doing this game of make-believe anymore because it's destroying the planet.
00:39:47.000So we've got to come up with a new game that works.
00:39:50.000How are you going to convince those 60 or 120 old fucking drooling men shitting their pants, getting payoffs from the tobacco companies, writing bullshit laws without hesitation?
00:40:01.000How are you going to convince them, like, you know what?
00:43:03.000There's some fucking dude living in one of those loft apartments where you can drive your car up in an elevator and he's by himself right now carving his blade of his knife.
00:43:26.000It seems like if it could affect your body the way some colds can affect your body, they should be able to engineer something that could affect your brain.
00:43:36.000Something that is a byproduct, it creates a tryptamine effect.
00:43:40.000When you think about it, man, when you do MDMA and the next day, you sort of feel like you came down from a cold.
00:44:00.000Well, I haven't done MDMA much or molly or whatever it's called much, but I did it once without having that and then once with having it and it was a totally big difference.
00:44:11.000There was no hangover at all like the next day.
00:44:13.000And it's just like you take it before you do it and then after right before you go to bed.
00:45:49.000But I did learn a lot when I did it, man.
00:45:52.000Boy, I got a big lesson about insecurity.
00:45:57.000That's the thing that hit me the most.
00:46:00.000God, if everybody was in some sort of a way, the way people are during an acid trip or an MDMA trip, you never would have to worry about fights ever again.
00:46:17.000brain can be engineered to operate at those RPMs on a regular basis.
00:46:21.000Because now the idea is that you take this MDMA, you take ecstasy, whatever the fuck it is, and it makes you high for a brief moment and then brings you down But what if the mind could sustain those levels of those chemicals on a regular basis?
00:46:42.000Why would anyone assume we could not evolve to that?
00:46:45.000If we've come to this point from some shit-throwing, you know, tree-swinging little monkey people, If that's what we used to be, and we've come this far, we can't take that other leap to have the levels of chemicals in our brains operate so that you would be like you were on ecstasy all the time.
00:47:05.000That would be the way to engineer a loving culture.
00:47:10.000Because I did not feel stupid when I was on it, which was very amazing that I could think very clearly.
00:47:16.000But I remember thinking, wow, how silly are my insecurities?
00:47:21.000Imagine like another universe where instead of building an atomic bomb, Einstein or these scientists had come up with these theories and physics of a way to create, like, some kind of device that blasts pure love into people so that when it goes off, the city that it's in, everyone in the city gets filled with, like, as though you were on the best ecstasy on the planet, that level of love.
00:47:49.000So you're at war with a country, and instead of destroying them, you're just blasting them with love chemicals so that there's no way that they can...
00:47:57.000He's going to poison a big population of people with acid, aren't you?
00:48:01.000You keep setting yourself up as that guy.
00:48:41.000You're saying that you're not comfortable with the speed at which evolution is happening.
00:48:45.000It's obvious that people are evolving, but you're not comfortable that people haven't reached your level yet, so your fucking solution is to engineer some way to poison them.
00:50:22.000Warren Buffet just wrote some big article on corporate taxes and why do I have to pay so little taxes?
00:50:29.000Why do all my super rich friends get to pay taxes?
00:50:32.000And he described in detail a bunch of crazy clauses that are in place that allow these guys to only have like 17% taxes and especially people that make their money with money.
00:50:43.000There's all sorts of things that can be factored in and because of that they pay even less taxes.
00:52:00.000Anyway, this guy said we have a bought Congress.
00:52:03.000He said that Congress is in the pocket of corporations.
00:52:06.000Whether this is true or not, I don't know.
00:52:08.000But I did read, if you go to Boehner's Wikipedia page...
00:52:13.000It's spelled boner, but Boehner, B-O-E-H-N-E-R. If you go to his Wikipedia page, it talks about one of the controversies around him was that there was a big vote coming up against tobacco.
00:52:27.000And right before the vote happened, he went and passed out checks from big tobacco on the floor to all these senators.
00:53:52.000That's why I'm so fascinated with fucking anonymous right now, because they're acting No matter what people says, oh, they're just a bunch of 14-year-olds in the basement of their Bob's house.
00:54:08.000Yeah, but that's one step away is Obama's going to go on television going, okay, just so you know, we're now considering these guys terrorists.
00:54:16.000And then these 14-year-olds that are in basements who are thinking they're doing a good job are now going, okay, now we're going to get in prison for 60 years and a federal crime.
00:54:25.000Here's the thing, but for the rest of history, if every member of whatever this mysterious weird group is gets arrested tomorrow, for the rest of time, They still will exist as an organization that was one of the first emergent revolutionary organizations in the technological age.
00:55:00.000I mean, our country considers anything that goes against their ideals, terrorism, to the point where it's obvious that certain people aren't.
00:55:35.000Could you fucking imagine if you were living over there, if that's your roll of the dice, you're a fucking mountain goat herder in Afghanistan.
00:55:44.000And you literally are under the power of various warlords.
00:55:50.000You know, one city in the entire country, Kabul.
00:57:27.000If you think about that stuff too much, God, especially if you...
00:57:31.000If you eat mushrooms and your brain decides to start thinking about the Taliban, oh God, that's the worst.
00:57:39.000I have rolled against the wall of my fucking apartment, clutching my head with visions of bearded strangers strapping suicide bombs to their bodies and wandering into the streets to blow up other people.
00:57:54.000When you really consider that this happens, at this very second right now, There's two things happening.
00:58:02.000There's a guy at fucking Halliburton who's screwing the top on a Hellfire missile that no doubt will land in some playground in Afghanistan and incinerate some toddlers, and he's like, ah!
00:58:14.000Only six more of these I gotta screw on.
00:58:17.000There's that guy and then there's some guy in the Middle East right now strapping a fucking belt around his waist and he's got a little timer or a phone and he's buttoning everything up and he knows that any second, like in the next hour or two, he's going to be hamburger meat all over some fucking cafe or hotel.
01:00:53.000They just got some giant crazy contracts with the United Arab Emirates.
01:00:58.000And they're gonna, you know, I think it's like in Abu Dhabi, maybe Abu Dhabi.
01:01:02.000They're starting like a private military.
01:01:05.000You know, he's putting together some crazy mercenary group to shut down uprisings and make sure that no nutty shit happens and they don't lose all their money.
01:05:12.000It kind of sucks that while he was in that fucking vortex, he like started saying that people could start raiding medicinal marijuana dispensaries again.
01:06:17.000And here's the problem with this idea of medical, is that I believe, at least the way I understand it, that it can be interpreted that the only way you're supposed to be running one of these collectives and dispensaries is you're not supposed to be making any profit.
01:06:31.000I believe they're supposed to be a non-profit sort of a business.
01:06:36.000But obviously these people are making a fuckload of money.
01:06:38.000So it's a very tricky sort of a gray area that's going on right now.
01:06:44.000So I'm not even happy with just the medical distinction.
01:07:39.000You can take that fucking cactus, and if you know how to do it, there's a bunch of forms that will show you how to go through a step-by-step process online.
01:07:53.000It's not just fucked up, it's like that, if there's a one thing that has to happen, the first thing that's gonna happen, and people don't put as much stock into this idea because it seems like a silly request, but if you could fix anything about the world, what would you do?
01:08:06.000I'd make psychedelics regularly available and legal and have people and devote energy and money to studying them and to distributing them correctly.
01:08:50.000And if you have any weird sort of a personality tick like that, and you do any psychedelic, even eat pot, just eat a cookie, man.
01:08:57.000That's the first thing that's going to hit you.
01:08:59.000You're going to think about being a creepy person.
01:09:01.000You're going to think about your creepy behavior.
01:09:03.000If there's ever a way to re-engineer society, it's to shock people out of their current pattern of behavior that they find almost unavoidable.
01:09:14.000The same patterns that cause people to overeat or chronic masturbation, we have to figure out a way to blast people out of those.
01:09:22.000Shock you out of the pattern, show you yourself from an angle or perspective that's not available without the psychedelic, then bring you back and give you something to think about.
01:09:32.000You know, it's like these little trips, these little blasts.
01:09:35.000They're just little bursts of evolution.
01:09:47.000And every couple months, people go in, get blasted, talk to people.
01:09:52.000People talk through situations and tell them about ego and that it's all a trick and it's Just temporary anyway, man.
01:09:59.000The best feeling you'll ever get is to be really cool to as many people as you can.
01:10:04.000The best feeling you'll ever get is just to be nice to as many people as you can.
01:10:08.000Be friendly to them, shake their hand, hug them if you can, and just be someone that other people enjoy to be around.
01:10:15.000When you do that, you create positive energy, you create love, you create this burst comes from you and you attract it and you bring it into your world.
01:10:34.000And a year later, you can't even recognize this guy.
01:10:37.000A year later, this guy is fucking eating organic food and drinking coconut water and going to CrossFit and reading about the Bhagavad Gita.
01:10:44.000And you become a different human being.
01:11:30.000I get baked in hotel rooms and I'll do yoga.
01:11:32.000I got like a few DVDs and I got one thing that I downloaded that I can watch on my laptop.
01:11:38.000Dude, I'll get just blitzkrieked so you're just in tune with every fucking fiber of your muscles and you're holding these poses and I'm reading from this book that has this fucking black and white photo of this Indian dude doing it from 1934 and he's doing these crazy ass fucking poses and I'm holding them in this hotel room and then after I'm done man It's like it takes the high and brings it to this completely new room.
01:12:08.000It's super clean and it's like you sit here in this new room and just relax a little until the yoga wears off and then you can go right back in.
01:12:18.000It's like it puts you in some crazy new high room where you're like, I can see things so well right now.
01:12:34.000I would love to see both of your favorite thing to do high together at the same time, like you chanting and you doing yoga in the same room.
01:12:41.000I think that you guys should do that sometime.
01:12:42.000Yeah, but we could put that online and dudes would beat off to it.
01:14:28.000And what made me really start hating it halfway through and get embarrassed by it and just think I'll never go see a fucking movie again in my life.
01:15:05.000So I, from this pilot I did for Comedy Central, we had a chimpanzee as one of the gags where I was playing chess with a chimpanzee and the chimpanzee beat me at a move.
01:15:16.000And so, so like, oh, a chimpanzee is smarter than me.
01:15:20.000Like a computer's hooked up to the chimp and like, it says checkmate, the computer says checkmate.
01:15:24.000So, I was really excited about this day and my friend, Tom Giannis, who was the co-creator of the show and directed it, he kept telling me, Duncan, do you think there's any way we could do this without a chimp?
01:15:39.000Or do you really want to have a chimpanzee?
01:15:41.000Because I've worked with chimpanzees before and they're really hard to control on set and they're dangerous.
01:15:47.000And I'm like, you know, I want to work with a chimp, man.
01:15:51.000I'm not going to say no to working with a chimp, and they're not dangerous, and they're going to sense that I'm a nice guy, and the chimpanzee's going to know I'm okay, and it's going to be fine.
01:15:59.000I was looking forward to this for days, because I've always wanted to fucking hold a chimpanzee.
01:16:57.000So this fucking monkey, so he's like, just so you know, the chimpanzee is the strongest person in the room.
01:17:06.000If he comes up to you, he just wants to say hi, he's very friendly, just don't make any quick movements.
01:17:11.000And so, suddenly this chimp is sitting in front of me, and it goes from being like, oh this is going to be cute, to being like, this is no different than being with a tiger.
01:23:48.000But there's a picture on this site of a painting someone did at Planet of the Apes and it's these apes with guns standing in front of a pile of dead human bodies like they're hunters posing with like things that they've killed.
01:24:02.000Now that's cool when I see that because then they're really playing that like we flip the script here's what it's here's that Planet of the Apes By showing monkeys behaving like humans do, it was a cool, creative way to amplify the cruelty and humanity and brutality of humans.
01:24:20.000That was an important aspect of it, is the monkeys were supposed to be cruel to things that they didn't think were smart.
01:24:29.000So, the fact that these, their distant ancestors started off as, like, what appears to be, it seems like while that chimp was getting educated, he got a nice, heavy dose of, like, some form of, like...
01:24:43.000This is no spoilers, by the way, right?
01:24:45.000You're not going to drop some spoilers on us, because I haven't seen it yet.
01:25:03.000But you could make a movie where it would be all the scenes from King Kong and from the Hulk where they were just smashing everything, and I would watch that movie.
01:25:57.000But we were willing to accept it because it was kind of a cool movie.
01:26:01.000What's fun for me now is I just love watching these artificially created creatures that have been rendered on a computer and people are interacting with them.
01:26:14.000To me, like the King Kong scene, when King Kong falls down, in the newest King Kong, he falls down in between these two Yeah.
01:27:04.000When you hear about computer language, I watched John Carmack do this speech about the new technology and their game, Rage, and all the different cool tweaks and different things that they've done with it.
01:27:16.000Remember when we went there, when we were in Dallas and we got a chance to go, id software, they let us go walk around the studio and look at the game before it was ever made?
01:27:24.000Dude, you listen to him talk and it's like, my brain is so far removed from any of this knowledge.
01:27:33.000What he's discussing with how they've created video games, how they've changed the way the game interacts with people, and I know he's doing this with ones and zeros and numbers on white paper.
01:27:51.000He might as well be a different species.
01:27:54.000Somebody was just telling me that programmers' brains start working differently because they're constantly thinking in coding language and it creates this difference in the way their brains work, which I didn't really understand.
01:28:53.000And as we are this weird combination of Evolving being an animal with needs and instincts, there's a lot of variables that don't get accounted for as behavior forms into patterns and cultures evolve around giant masses of land.
01:29:15.000But I always feel, just like I feel with any pattern that is established in nature, I always feel that the most fucked up human behavior, all of it, the whole pile of it all, has got to all be natural.
01:30:21.000That's when we're supposed to heart failure.
01:30:24.000That's when your shit's supposed to quit.
01:30:26.000But we're alive so much longer now because of nutrition and medicine and people are just, they're more...
01:30:33.000They're more conscious and a person like yourself has more free time as well and more free time to contemplate and you're in a non-conformist occupation where you're not constantly pressured every day to thinking along certain lines because that's a real issue with the American worker.
01:30:49.000You think you're given eight hours a day but you're not given eight hours a day.
01:30:52.000You're given eight hours a day plus your behavior outside of work can't get much too crazy In comparison to your behavior inside of work, or it's going to affect your performance at work.
01:31:02.000You can't be partying too much and coming into work hungover, so the whole thing must be regulated.
01:31:59.000When you go and buy a Starbucks, I learned this.
01:32:03.000There's a really cool meditative technique you can do that's part of this stuff this guy Gurdjieff talks about, but it basically shows you how you're essentially just a series of automatic functions throughout the day.
01:32:27.000Watch the way the person talks to you.
01:32:28.000And what you'll see happening is something you've been doing for years and years and years and years and years and years over and over and over again to buying shit because you live in America and that's how we fucking survive is buying shit at a cash register.
01:32:40.000Just a great way to see how when you do that, your body goes into this automated function.
01:32:45.000Get the wall, pull the cards, say thanks in a weird way.
01:32:48.000If you look at the person, you're seeing an automaton.
01:32:50.000You're seeing a person who's put their consciousness on the shelf while they, like, all day long process people's cards, process people's cards.
01:32:56.000So what you're seeing is two machines having this interaction.
01:33:00.000And it's really fucking a great exercise to do because what you're seeing is a game that you've been playing so long, you've forgotten you're playing that game.
01:33:08.000You've learned how to buy shit at a cash register.
01:33:12.000There was a time when you'd never bought something at a cash register when you were a kid and then your parents taught you how to do it.
01:33:16.000You learned how to exchange money for goods and that crystallized to this ritual that you don't even know is a ritual.
01:33:26.000This fucking game of Western society, it invites people to become automatons.
01:33:32.000To get through the day when you're like, I used to wash dishes at Applebee's and I can remember like the way that you would get through the day of washing dishes is you just go into this automatic trance.
01:34:11.000When you're doing all the shit for money that no one wants to do.
01:34:15.000There's a big difference between that kind of a job and the kind of a job where you actually have a career and do things you enjoy like you.
01:34:22.000You get paid to be a professional comedian.
01:35:34.000It's just, you know, is there a way that this...
01:35:38.000This process that we're all engaged in, this gigantic game that we're all in, this crazy dance of Western civilization that we're all engaged in, is there a way that we can take it up a level?
01:35:49.000Is there a way we can make it a little more aware of itself, a little more cognizant of itself, a little less embedded in superstition?
01:35:58.000Again, I've gotta go to what I said before, is that I think that things are evolving, you just are not happy with the pace.
01:36:06.000I think that we live in such a tiny frame, a tiny window of time, and the amount of progress that we're looking at, just from a thousand years to now, is monumental.
01:36:20.0002,000 years to now and human behavior and knowledge and access to information off the charts how much it's progressed.
01:36:28.000And you're just caught in the middle of it.
01:36:32.000With the internet and with the access to information that's available now and the ability to communicate now, truth is getting through more often than not.
01:37:09.000It's unquestionably moving in a certain direction.
01:37:11.000And yeah, it's quagmired in greed and built on a foundation of unfixable bullshit, but it's still spiraling towards the technological singularity.
01:37:42.000Their role is to push things in that manner.
01:37:45.000I mean, I think it's all an ingredient in a gigantic metaphysical sort of a soup.
01:37:52.000It's all piled in together there, you know, and everyone's doing their little part, but it's changing slow for our ideas and our tastes, but compared to history, the rapid pace of evolution, and not even evolution, progress, the complexification of our society, it's blowing up in our face.
01:38:14.000We're hanging on tooth and nail, literally, you know?
01:38:19.000There's a lot of people that still haven't even grasped how much it's changed.
01:38:23.000That's why when you have all these wacko gay Republican dudes that get busted online getting hookers, you know, getting male hookers, like this new guy that just got caught.
01:38:31.000Somebody just sent it to me on Twitter.
01:38:33.000I don't know his fucking name, but you know the story.
01:38:35.000The story just keeps happening over and over again.
01:38:46.000Human animals a very strange mixture of complex thinking and awareness and then some just wild monkey jealousy and instincts and fears and it's all Piled together in this weird fucking biological machine and just like go ahead figure this out You got a bunch of things pulling you a bunch of different directions and a lot of lies around you.
01:39:14.000Good luck And get pushed out there and try to find things to sustain the body while the mind searches for answers and like-minded people to hang with in order to compare ideas so you don't feel like you're crazy, you don't feel like you're the only person out there on the beach howling at the moon saying, what the fuck is this?
01:39:31.000Somebody please make sense of this shit.
01:42:37.000And if they hadn't have done that, if they'd been content with just having conversations about it, it wouldn't have escalated to the level that it escalated to.
01:42:58.000I'm saying at some point, people have got to, like, stand up.
01:43:02.000Because if you don't, if no one had stood up, if no one had done that, if there had been no protests, if Bart didn't know that every time they try to shut the fucking phone lines down, they're going to get swarmed.
01:45:28.000But sometimes with kids, you give them like intelligence tests where they have to like do like certain things, you know?
01:45:35.000And imagine if that's what this whole thing is.
01:45:38.000Some kind of alien intelligence test where after you solve this certain puzzle, you get moved along.
01:45:44.000And the way it looks when you get moved along is you're Gandhi taking a bullet in the chest or you're you know you're some you're someone who just like maybe you just have a heart attack like sometimes I've thought I wonder if there's like a thought you can have or a place you can get to where you just get it to the point where you don't have to stick around here like they say that some yogis through meditation Have just like meditated and meditated and they can willfully just leave their body.
01:46:17.000I wouldn't put that past the realm of possibility.
01:46:20.000If you consider the fact that your brain, we know, produces a bunch of different psychedelic chemicals, who's to say there's not some way to trigger those?
01:46:27.000There's not some way to stimulate those by putting yourself into a frequency through meditation where you force the brain to accept a certain vibe, just a certain frequency.
01:46:39.000And in doing so, you can actually force your brain into producing certain chemicals.
01:46:59.000There's all sorts of things that stimulate you, affect you.
01:47:02.000We know it makes all the crazy chemicals that exist that create the dream state.
01:47:07.000I've been taking this fucking alpha brain shit and having the nuttiest dreams, man.
01:47:10.000And I had a werewolf, gorilla sex dream.
01:47:14.000It was the strangest fucking dream of all time.
01:47:17.000It was so bizarre because it was so stupid but so real and so easy to recall.
01:47:25.000These alpha brain things, man, one of the things that a bunch of people have tweeted me about this, too, that when you take them and have dreams, for whatever reason, you remember your dreams.
01:48:49.000Dude, it became completely ridiculous.
01:48:51.000Not only that, but the way they looked became completely ridiculous.
01:48:55.000They went from being like a terrifying looking silverback gorilla to some sort of curious George halfway, you know, goofy looking, like smiling gorilla getting his dick sucked by a werewolf.
01:49:09.000You know, it became completely cartoonish.
01:49:22.000When everything became a big gay joke, it's like you're running from a terrifying superior physical specimen in a giant silverback gorilla that you're trying to sedate through a wall with a needle?
01:53:38.000I had this crazy dream about a world with a thousand Nikola Tesla's that instead of just one super genius oddball crazy man like Tesla this it was like a subsect of the species and it's like a thousand of them and they just in A matter of a few years time had these giant metal floating ships all throughout cities and everything was run through wireless electricity.
01:54:05.000And this was me somehow or another in the 1950s.
01:54:09.000This 1000 Teslas had moved society so rapidly before anybody could even control it because they were so far advanced.
01:54:17.000It was like a thousand of them all together creating all this shit.
01:54:20.000And in the 1950s, there was flying ships, and there was a type of electronic connectivity that was very similar to the way we're doing it now, but different.
01:54:30.000Everyone could talk to people from these handsets that were all throughout the city.
01:54:34.000Everyone was congested in this one place, and you could move to any handset and constantly be contacting people.
01:54:43.000Because it was like 1950s aesthetic, like the way people dress and a man going to work with a leather briefcase and even the certain type of hats they would wear with their glasses on Father Knows Best.
01:54:55.000Meanwhile, there's flying metal ships and electricity in the air.
01:55:00.000Tesla wanted to broadcast electricity.
01:55:03.000He wanted it to be like radio signals.
01:55:29.000There was all these little crazy-looking dudes, eccentric-looking super-geniuses running around all together, like a thousand of them, creating all this nutty shit.
01:55:38.000No one could keep up with the effects.
01:55:40.000It was nothing like the slower pace that we've had to endure over.
01:55:44.000Really, and you think about it, an extra half of a century ain't shit.
01:55:48.000It's really not that much time ever to...
01:55:50.000To have all this new technology together.
01:55:52.000But if it all burst together in the 1950s, if we had all the access to all the different disciplines that we have today, if we had them in the 1950s, if there was really that kind of an evolutionary growth immediately from 1900 to 1950, that would be incredible.
01:56:53.000Man, if you look back, if you want to see how much we've advanced, just go back like we were talking about earlier and check out the medical ideas that people had, the scientific ideas people had.
01:57:02.000First observational test of the multiverse.
01:57:05.000The theory that our universe is contained inside a bubble, and that bubble That multiple alternate universes exist inside their own bubbles, making up the multiverse, is for the first time being tested by physicists.
01:57:20.000Two research papers published in Physical Review Letters and Physical Review D are the first to detail how to search for signatures of other universes.
01:57:32.000Physicists are now searching for disk-like patterns in the cosmic microwave background.
01:57:37.000Relic heat radiation left over from the Big Bang, which could provide telltale evidence of collisions between other universes and our own.
01:57:55.000That's the alternative concept to the Big Bang as well.
01:57:59.000The idea that our universe, whether it's in a bubble like the multiverse or the people that propose membranes, they propose that the brains collide at certain points and that creates a recycling of the world.
01:58:11.000We just can't wrap our head around something that's that far away.
01:58:16.000Or that much longer a period of existence than our own life.
01:58:21.000The idea of this cycle that's billions and billions of years.
01:58:25.000We are so important in our own lives that the idea that that's how small a part we play for real.
01:58:32.000I'm going to exist for 80 years inside some weird biological body in some crazy process that happens.
01:58:39.000Every 16, 17 billion years these things collide with each other and everything starts Completely from new.
01:58:49.000Just particles and gas and heat and nuclear explosions and fucking mass connects all these different objects together and they slowly form planets and then life grows on them and then life becomes complex life, becomes intelligent, self-aware life, creates technology, goes to war, blows up the fucking universe.
01:59:09.000And then they collide again, and more collide all around, and it's a constant cycle of society, life, everything, the universe, complexity gets to a certain peak, and then they just hit each other.
01:59:26.000Maybe a genius thought or a really great idea, when people have super great ideas, maybe that's a collision that's happened.
01:59:35.000Maybe it happens on the micro scale and not just on the macro scale.
01:59:42.000Perhaps there's super tiny universes that bubble against stars and manifest in the form of somebody Who came up with the theory of relativity or some kind of culture-shaping idea like communism or something like that.
01:59:59.000Maybe that every great idea is just a projection of the multiverse coming through people and manifesting here as massive global change.
02:00:08.000And maybe we're getting hit by more of them now, like a meteor swarm of these other universes bumping into ours.
02:00:16.000Falcon McKenna wrote this awesome, weird story.
02:00:21.000He talked about how right around when Christianity started, the universe ripped into a multiverse and there's another advanced dimension right next to ours that's concerned over the fact that we have nuclear weapons.
02:00:36.000Normally we could be ignored, but the fact we have nuclear weapons kind of like...
02:00:42.000Makes things in multiverses next to us that are aware of us worried.
02:00:56.000This Tesla thing you're talking about, it's so funny because you have to think, okay, well I guess my brain just completely manufactured this alternate reality where super intelligent people had invented all these things.
02:01:09.000Or the other version, which a lot of I think shamans talk about, is the idea of the spirit world, where at that moment your astral body You're a leak of some weird Some weird coordinate of the multiverse is coming through you now as you talk
02:01:39.000about this thing that's like it's a dream.
02:01:41.000Maybe there's some fucking part of the multiverse where werewolf 69 gorillas.
02:01:46.000I gotta stay the fuck away from there.
02:01:50.000To me it was almost like a little message that everything is preposterous.
02:01:55.000Do you ever stop and wonder how much of your life, how much of the things that you go through are real?
02:02:06.000And how much of it may be some sort of background noise going on?
02:02:12.000And this weird play that you're creating for yourself that your imagination has put forth.
02:02:17.000And then someday you're going to understand it all.
02:02:18.000But right now, it's all the people that are in front of you are the bit players and you're supposed to be trying to figure this fucking thing out as you move along.
02:02:25.000All that stuff that's going on in the background, car accidents and war.
02:02:28.000It seems like there's too many pieces going together too.
02:02:31.000Too many times I'm like, that's just weird that that just happened like that.
02:02:50.000There's something to the idea that when you know someone is going to call you and then you pick up the phone and it's them, that's just weird.
02:03:02.000But I don't buy that it's just coincidence.
02:03:06.000It may be coincidence sometimes, but I've had sharp moments where I thought of somebody and I looked at the phone and it started ringing and it was them.
02:03:20.000You could say that it's just luck and anticipation meeting each other, you know, that I was hoping that person called me, but not even, man.
02:03:26.000Sometimes you don't even think about that person for a long time, and all of a sudden you think about them like, wow, I haven't talked to him in fucking ten years.
02:04:23.000And he just pulled up on the computer the Lavender Hour episode where I did the advertisement.
02:04:29.000Now, what the fuck are the odds of that?
02:04:31.000The odds of that are pretty goddamn slim.
02:04:34.000I mean, I think the odds that that guy would even hear about it are pretty slim, but if you consider the idea of me coming there at the exact time he had just pulled it up on the computer...
02:04:43.000Dude, I don't think you have any idea how many people listen to you on this podcast.
02:04:48.000I bet that guy probably was a big Podhead podcast fan, and he probably listens to this one or listens to yours, and he knew exactly who the fuck you were.
02:04:59.000And he's seen you online because he thought you were hilarious.
02:05:02.000When I find out about a comedian, someone that I think is funny, or a musician, some new music.
02:05:08.000I just got into Queens of the Stone Age recently.
02:05:10.000I've been looking up on them and reading all different articles about them and downloaded a couple of their CDs.
02:06:34.000It was fun seeing you in this different environment.
02:06:38.000Whenever you and I do a podcast, we do it over here.
02:06:41.000But doing it over there, it was cool to see you and her have this relationship.
02:06:45.000Real cute little banter thing going back and forth, and we're all sitting in this thing together, and you have to stop every 20 minutes because it's about to crash your hard drive.
02:07:45.000Those moments when you realize that someone is morphing you and that you are trying to conform to what they like because you don't want them to leave you.
02:07:52.000Those are creepy fucking weird moments, man.
02:08:32.000And you have to differentiate between, is this person, or am I dissatisfied with some core aspect of this human, or are they just in a weird spot right now?
02:10:05.000It's like you're either in a relationship with somebody where you can create a symbiosis and merge your power together and you both want each other to be successful, or you're in a situation with someone where somebody wants to be on top.
02:10:17.000Someone wants to be literally on top in every single way.
02:10:22.000If you're in a relationship where somebody's trying to repress your creativity out of fear, then as a human being, you have to get out of that relationship.
02:10:32.000But it's not that easy when you're in love with somebody.
02:10:33.000What do you mean by what you were just saying?
02:10:36.000Someone that always wants to be on top?
02:11:42.000A guy who's really pretty introspective and kind of brutally honest about yourself, pro or con, but when you're in a steady relationship, I always feel like, especially right now, you're in a healthy one, you're in a way different place creatively.
02:11:59.000You're able to express yourself without the burden There's a lot of psychological fucking warfare that goes on in constantly bad relationships that really clouds up the mind.
02:12:10.000And when you're in a healthy relationship, like you are, it allows you to think about things much clearer.
02:12:17.000Your ability to describe reality, just over the past few years, you've gotten so much better at it, man.
02:12:28.000You've always been a super smart dude.
02:12:30.000But I think that when you're in a position where you find someone who doesn't try to fucking change who you are, it's so important.
02:12:41.000It's the worst thing in the world to see one of your friends stuck in some situation where someone's trying to get him to be something that he's not.
02:13:15.000But, you know, if she was married to some square dude who's like, you know, fucking accountant or something like that, it's like, you know, her interests and needs and weirdness would probably be too much for him.
02:13:36.000She gets that this is going to result in you killing on stage.
02:13:41.000Whereas someone who doesn't see you as being successful enough thinks that they can fix you and mold you and turn you into something respectable they can bring at parties.
02:13:59.000You know, you got leather, those suede patches on your elbows, and you're just thinking about telling a great suck my cock joke and killing in front of a large crowd at the comedy store on a Friday night, a nice 10 o'clock spot.
02:14:13.000You're thinking about that while you're hanging out with some dildos, some stupid house where they eat French cheese and come in their pants.
02:14:28.000I knew a dude from France and him and his wife became friends with them and they had me over for some weird dish that they have with non-pasteurized cheeses and he was like really adamant about that that when they homogenize and pasteurize cheese in America it fucks up the flavor so he has to sneak this shit over.
02:15:29.000I think that's some of the theory behind it, is that when you homogenize things, pasteurize them, you can keep them on the shelf longer.
02:15:37.000But that's also how you apparently cook the enzymes.
02:15:41.000That's one of the reasons why people have lactose intolerance, but some people with lactose intolerance can actually drink raw milk and not have any problems with it.
02:15:58.000It's so like rich and creamy and, you know, and it seems so alive when you drink it as opposed to like, you know, when you drink regular homogenized pasteurized milk.
02:22:00.000You gotta get one of those blender things where there's two whisks and they spin with each other and you get it in a bowl and you add all the ingredients.
02:23:39.000But yeah, they come in these little containers, and you buy them by the case, and each balloon, then you have that metal cracker that looks kind of like something like a camping gear thing where you unscrew it, and you put it in, close it, you put the balloon on one side, and you crack it, and it just fills a whole balloon, and then you just take the balloon.
02:24:07.000But I also scooped ice cream and made ice cream sundaes, and we would have to go replenish the containers because they would make their own whipped cream.
02:24:14.000So they had these giant fucking containers of nitric oxide.
02:25:54.000I was watching The Wonderful Whites of West Virginia again on the plane, and one of the things they were talking about was Jesco and how much gasoline he sniffed, that he huffed so much gasoline he could tell the difference between regular and high test.
02:28:32.000Have you seen the commercial with the cyborgs begging?
02:28:35.000Because they're on this drug that you have to be on or your body rejects the cybernetic part.
02:28:39.000So it's all these people with cyborg arms or hookers with cyborg legs begging because they have to pay for this medicine that you have to take to keep yourself alive.
02:28:51.000I don't know what the gameplay is like because this seems like...
02:30:42.000It's the first time I feel like I've been able to watch something akin to sports.
02:30:46.000And really get excited about it because they just had this big tournament and they have like famous players and it was really cool to watch these two famous players compete against each other knowing the game and having played it seeing the crazy tricks they're using and the crazy control they have over so many Variables.
02:31:06.000And then it's so funny because I was thinking, like, athletes of the future are all going to be fat and pale because, like, they cut to these guys who just played this insane game that's, like, required so much brainpower to control this stuff.
02:31:19.000And since all they do is play computers, they're kind of emotionless.
02:31:23.000Like, you cut to, like, a UFC fighter after he's just knocked someone out, and it's like watching Julius Caesar march into a city that he's just defeated.
02:32:06.000It looks like you gotta do a lot of different things and you're moving around a lot of different shit and you're setting things up all over the place.
02:32:13.000Yeah, you're building, the idea is you're building up this economy by gathering resources.
02:32:18.000And while you're building this economy, you're also constructing an army that has to be based on what your opponent's doing.
02:32:26.000Do the same thing over and over again.
02:32:28.000You have to scout what your opponent's doing, and from seeing what they're doing, you understand what their strategy probably is.
02:32:34.000And then you have to create a perfect offense to what they're doing while building a defense that works against the type of troops they're constructing.
02:32:52.000You're juggling all these crazy balls at once and you have to be able to do this and also instantaneously react to shit that you don't expect to happen.
02:33:00.000Isn't it crazy that the most satisfying game is a virtual representative of war?
02:34:15.000I think pool for me is a form of like a moving meditation.
02:34:19.000When I'm running out, when I play pool, I'm using my body as well, and that's one of the things that I like about it the most.
02:34:24.000I'm forcing my mind to control the exact amount of force my body exerts on a piece of wood that impacts a ball that collides it into another ball and moves around.
02:34:35.000In order to do it right, I have to be in total tune with the amount of revolutions I'm causing this ball to turn over a nine-foot table.
02:35:10.000Have you played any of the Kinect games?
02:35:13.000Like, there's a game right now called Child of Eden.
02:35:15.000And if you fucking smoke some good weed or take some shrooms and stand in front of that game, you'll fucking feel like you're doing virtual reality.
02:35:21.000If I'm alone at home, I'll fire up Gears of War for a goof and just go on a fucking rampage because it's fun.
02:36:04.000With an addictive session of World of Warcraft, and I've been playing, or I'm sorry, I used to be addicted to that, to Starcraft 2. When I get up after playing that game for like three or four hours straight and walk outside, I feel like I'm mentally disabled.
02:36:27.000When I fucking go to the gym or go jogging or do something like that, I feel great for the rest of the day.
02:36:34.000So, video games are amazing, and weirdly, games that involve strategy, I think you can extrapolate some information from that that you can use in real life, but you gotta do it in very small doses.
02:36:44.000It's like, that seems like the responsibility of human beings.
02:36:47.000We've got this incredible brand new technology that's exploding in front of us.
02:36:51.000The discipline is not to reject it totally.
02:36:55.000Like those assholes when you hear, I don't even have a cell phone.
02:37:04.000It's like when I said I was addicted to City of Heroes.
02:37:06.000I used to always fantasize about jumping on from building to building just because I had been playing that video game so much and that was something I was doing repetitively, you know, all day, you know, all night.
02:37:15.000If you drop me off in the middle of a castle and it looked like the scenes from Quake 1, I might start pretending I'm in a rocket launcher.
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02:38:06.000Thank you, everybody who came out to the show in Milwaukee.
02:38:08.000Thanks to everybody who sang Happy Birthday to me.
02:38:10.000That was one of the coolest things that I've ever had happen in my life.
02:39:05.000I instituted a policy when Brian and I went to see Doug Stanhope, when we enjoyed the fuck out of Stanhope, as always, but it wasn't fun to stand and watch a show.
02:39:12.000So I decided, you know what, I'm being rude asking people to stand and watch my shows.
02:39:16.000Like, from now on, I'm gonna make sure that every show I do, people are seated.