The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #1319 - Joey Diaz

00:00:04.000 Joey, motherfucking Diaz. 1.00

00:00:06.000 What's up, brother? 1.00

00:00:07.000 What's up, baby?

00:00:08.000 I'm just on the drive up here. 0.99

00:00:09.000 I was thinking about all the busted assholes that are in the hospital today from the gay pride parade yesterday. 1.00

00:00:14.000 Can you imagine how many guys went down there just to say hello and ended up getting fucked in the ass by the stick? 1.00

00:00:19.000 They had a good time. 1.00

00:00:20.000 Bro, let me tell you something.

00:00:22.000 That was one of the biggest turnouts. 0.99

00:00:24.000 My friend went and he said he had a fucking blast. 0.99

00:00:26.000 One of my guerrilla buddies said he had a blast. 1.00

00:00:28.000 Blast! 1.00

00:00:28.000 Gay people are great in fucking New York. 1.00

00:00:30.000 All over. 1.00

00:00:31.000 Everywhere.

00:00:32.000 They're celebrating.

00:00:33.000 They can be free.

00:00:34.000 They can be who they are.

00:00:35.000 I loved it.

00:00:35.000 Anybody who's got a problem with that is crazy.

00:00:37.000 But on the dark side, let's talk about the facts here.

00:00:40.000 A couple confused little young white dudes went down there yesterday.

00:00:44.000 Sure, I'll go have a drink.

00:00:46.000 Yeah, some guys who just wanted to be an ally. 0.74

00:00:49.000 Ally to the gay folks. 1.00

00:00:50.000 I just want, you know, I'm not gay, but I am your ally. 0.86

00:00:53.000 Next thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

00:00:56.000 What's up, brother?

00:00:58.000 That's what guys have to remember. 0.96

00:00:59.000 Gay dudes are dudes. 0.95

00:01:01.000 All same rules apply. 0.99

00:01:03.000 All same rules of scumbaggery that apply to men apply to gay men. 1.00

00:01:06.000 Yeah, there's like three types of gay guys. 0.99

00:01:08.000 There's gay guys that aren't interested.

00:01:11.000 There's gay guys that are semi-interested. 0.97

00:01:13.000 And there are gay guys that live to convert you. 0.64

00:01:16.000 It hurts my feelings as a 51-year-old man that that's still a big deal. 0.96

00:01:21.000 That anyone cares at all.

00:01:22.000 It really does.

00:01:23.000 It hurts my feelings. 0.97

00:01:25.000 Because I thought that by the time I was a fucking middle-aged 51-year-old father that we'd be done with that. 0.99

00:01:33.000 People wouldn't care if other people were gay. 0.99

00:01:34.000 Like, whoa. 1.00

00:01:36.000 Of all the shit to worry about, of all the shit in the world to worry about, you're worrying about guys who like guys? 1.00

00:01:42.000 Like, what do you give a fuck? 1.00

00:01:44.000 And they always go biblical. 1.00

00:01:46.000 They always go biblical.

00:01:48.000 Like, it's always, uh, if God wanted that, it'd be in the Bible. 1.00

00:01:54.000 That shit drives me crazy. 1.00

00:01:55.000 Where I lived in my old house in North Hollywood, there was a gay couple across the street, two dudes. 1.00

00:02:00.000 One was a pilot for a major airline, and he was in the process, and the other guy got fired from Target for being a transgender.

00:02:08.000 This goes back to 2010, and they had cats.

00:02:12.000 You know me, dog.

00:02:13.000 I talked to the guys about cats.

00:02:14.000 There was an old guy down the block that would come over and talk to him like you can't talk to him.

00:02:20.000 Old white dude. 0.58

00:02:21.000 Like, you can't talk to them.

00:02:22.000 You can't encourage that in that neighborhood. 1.00

00:02:24.000 I don't want two more of those fucking assholes moving here. 1.00

00:02:27.000 And I go, they're out here feeding fucking homeless cats. 1.00

00:02:32.000 What's the... 1.00

00:02:32.000 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:02:33.000 Right.

00:02:34.000 To this day, whenever I go to my old neighborhood and I see them outside, I pull over, I talk to them, say hello. 0.99

00:02:40.000 They're just two sweet people trying to be fucking... 0.98

00:02:42.000 Just being who they are. 1.00

00:02:43.000 Trying to be who the fuck they are. 1.00

00:02:45.000 And we make jokes. 1.00

00:02:46.000 Hey, I make jokes, the whole thing.

00:02:47.000 But at the end of the day, I learned the hard way.

00:02:50.000 And I talked about it on stage the other night.

00:02:52.000 You were there when I said that my daughter invited me to a party, that she went to school with a kid, and his parents are transgender, and I felt kind of weird, and I went.

00:03:00.000 And on the way out, I looked at the kid.

00:03:02.000 I seen 60 transgender people.

00:03:05.000 They come from a community.

00:03:07.000 And I saw this little kid smiling.

00:03:09.000 I go, I'm adopted.

00:03:10.000 That kid's adopted.

00:03:11.000 Look what they're doing for that kid.

00:03:13.000 They're making him a life.

00:03:15.000 And I closed the door and I went in.

00:03:17.000 And like I said in the joke, I hugged the lead tranny. 1.00

00:03:21.000 And now we're fucking tight. 0.99

00:03:22.000 That's it. 0.99

00:03:23.000 I eat the food.

00:03:24.000 Nice.

00:03:25.000 Yeah, it doesn't matter.

00:03:27.000 It does matter.

00:03:29.000 The only time it matters with me is with sports.

00:03:31.000 Just stop with that.

00:03:32.000 Just stop with that and we're going to be fine.

00:03:34.000 Look, there's some statistic, see if this is true, that someone sent me that out of the 14 states that allow high school kids to compete as the gender that they identify with, rather than their biological gender,

00:03:51.000 in those 14 states, transgender students are just dominating. 1.00

00:03:56.000 Transgender male to female. 0.97

00:03:58.000 They're just dominating.

00:04:00.000 They're winning everything.

00:04:02.000 It's crazy.

00:04:03.000 I know you have problems with the boxer.

00:04:05.000 I have problems with all of the sports.

00:04:09.000 All of it.

00:04:09.000 When it comes to power sports.

00:04:12.000 I'm not sure they've done the work here.

00:04:15.000 This idea that every...

00:04:16.000 They use the excuse of outliers.

00:04:19.000 And the outliers are there's some super athletes.

00:04:22.000 You can get...

00:04:24.000 A regular girl who weighs 145 pounds or you can get a Ronda Rousey who weighs 145 pounds. 1.00

00:04:32.000 There's extreme athletes.

00:04:34.000 There's people that are different.

00:04:35.000 Serena Williams is clearly a different level of athlete than a regular person. 1.00

00:04:40.000 A regular girl who's like her weight, she's just superior. 1.00

00:04:45.000 And I think that that is what you see with some of these transgender athletes that come over to become women.

00:04:52.000 They say, well, they're no different than like an Ann Wolfe, who is like a superior athlete female boxer. 0.99

00:04:59.000 You ever see Ann Wolfe knock girls out? 1.00

00:05:01.000 No.

00:05:01.000 Dude!

00:05:03.000 Dude.

00:05:03.000 She haymakers this chick with a right hand.

00:05:06.000 It's like one of the most brutal one-punch knockouts you've ever seen, men or women.

00:05:09.000 Perfect technique.

00:05:10.000 Boom! 0.99

00:05:12.000 Just waylays this girl. 0.97

00:05:14.000 Timber!

00:05:15.000 She falls out cold.

00:05:17.000 I mean, there's not a whole lot of women other than maybe Amanda Nunes, but Amanda Nunes is doing it with them little gloves on. 1.00

00:05:22.000 I wonder if she would be able to do it like that with those big gloves. 1.00

00:05:26.000 I think she probably could because she hits that goddamn hard. 1.00

00:05:29.000 But, you know, you got to judge each sport by, you know, like we see Paulie Malignaggi goes over to bare-knuckle boxing. 0.98

00:05:36.000 He doesn't do that well in comparison to say, like, if somebody, like, you know, like a really good high-level striker with knockout power with the big gloves on, would you put, like, if you put Deontay Wilder in little gloves, I don't imagine anybody being able to take that.

00:05:54.000 He's fucking people up at, like, a heavyweight with those big gloves.

00:05:59.000 So it's a different thing, you know? 0.99

00:06:02.000 So who the fuck knows? 0.96

00:06:03.000 But the idea is the outlier. 0.99

00:06:05.000 The outlier, like if you get one superior athlete and then you have them sort of commensurate with a transgender athlete. 0.90

00:06:15.000 Like a guy who was an athlete who became a woman, you know, in his 30s, and then identifies, goes through the surgery, but how much benefit does he take of having testosterone flow through his body for 30 plus years?

00:06:27.000 We really don't know.

00:06:29.000 It doesn't mean you hate transgender people.

00:06:33.000 It doesn't mean you don't love everyone.

00:06:34.000 It doesn't mean you don't want everyone to live their life and be whoever they want to be with total freedom.

00:06:40.000 I don't think we have males compete against males for a reason because we feel like it's more fair.

00:06:46.000 Even though it's not.

00:06:47.000 It's not more fair if I'm playing basketball against Michael Jordan.

00:06:50.000 That's not fair.

00:06:50.000 He's better.

00:06:51.000 He's a better athlete.

00:06:53.000 There's people that are just going to be way better than you no matter what you do.

00:06:56.000 If I had trained all my life to be a better basketball player than Michael Jordan, it's not even physically possible.

00:07:01.000 Right?

00:07:02.000 So there's outliers in males.

00:07:05.000 But when the outliers, when there's so many, when you see so many transgender athletes that are dominating in sports, and then when you add combat sports, which is how I got involved in this, when a woman was doing that, who was a transgender woman, Just not telling anybody and saying it was a medical issue. 0.99

00:07:23.000 Like, well, that's fucking crazy. 0.95

00:07:24.000 We want to pretend that everyone's equal. 0.98

00:07:28.000 You know, we want inclusiveness and we want peace and we want everyone to get along.

00:07:33.000 We want equality.

00:07:35.000 We want gender equality.

00:07:36.000 Okay, I get it.

00:07:38.000 I see where you're going.

00:07:39.000 But we also have to look at reality.

00:07:40.000 The reality is... 0.99

00:07:43.000 There's fucking giant physical differences. 1.00

00:07:45.000 These transgender athletes are dominating against women who are born a woman. 1.00

00:07:50.000 They have to be a woman their whole life. 1.00

00:07:51.000 They never have 30 years of testosterone flowing through their veins.

00:07:55.000 It's like doing steroids for 30 years and then stopping.

00:07:58.000 It's crazy.

00:08:01.000 That's what I think.

00:08:01.000 You're freaking me out.

00:08:02.000 You know, I just smoked some reflux.

00:08:04.000 Me too, man!

00:08:04.000 How did you get me on this subject?

00:08:07.000 Oh, transgender people. 1.00

00:08:09.000 But as human beings, I love them all.

00:08:11.000 I love everybody.

00:08:12.000 Dude, Eddie Izzard is one of my favorite guests of all time.

00:08:14.000 He's so interesting.

00:08:16.000 He's been transgender since 85, I believe he said.

00:08:21.000 Prefers women, likes women. 0.92

00:08:23.000 He's not a gay fellow. 1.00

00:08:25.000 Just likes dressing up as a woman. 1.00

00:08:28.000 And extremely intelligent.

00:08:30.000 Very interesting.

00:08:31.000 That special on HBO 15 years ago was mind-boggling.

00:08:35.000 Say what you want to say.

00:08:37.000 It was up there with the great specials.

00:08:40.000 Because it had more of a one-man show tone to it, you didn't qualify it as a special. 0.98

00:08:45.000 But when you look at it as a whole, it was a great fucking performance. 0.98

00:08:49.000 He's a special person. 0.99

00:08:51.000 And...

00:08:55.000 He just happens to be transgender.

00:08:57.000 It kind of makes him even more interesting.

00:08:59.000 Speaking about special people, I gotta apologize to you for something.

00:09:03.000 For me?

00:09:04.000 Because I've always had this discrepancy.

00:09:06.000 Last night I went out for a little while.

00:09:08.000 I got home.

00:09:08.000 I had a couple numbers in me.

00:09:11.000 I grabbed the fucking apple. 1.00

00:09:13.000 I sat on the couch to unwind. 1.00

00:09:15.000 And I put the TV on.

00:09:16.000 And in front of me was the Blues Brothers.

00:09:19.000 When was the last time I watched the Blues Brothers?

00:09:21.000 I don't know.

00:09:22.000 So the scene that opens up is them at the restaurant when he's trying to talk to maitre d' and to join the band.

00:09:31.000 And there's a family next to him, a husband, a wife, and three daughters.

00:09:35.000 And the guy's telling him, I'm not going to join the band.

00:09:38.000 So he goes, really?

00:09:38.000 You're not going to join the band?

00:09:40.000 He takes a bottle of champagne and he goes over to the table and he goes, sir, how much little girls? 0.99

00:09:50.000 I wasn't ready for that.

00:09:51.000 I just lost it, right?

00:09:53.000 And he's like, sir, how much for little girls?

00:09:56.000 And the guy's like, what?

00:09:56.000 And he goes, for the women.

00:09:57.000 I want to pay you for the women. 1.00

00:09:59.000 And the guy's like, you know, sir, sir.

00:10:03.000 He turns around. 0.99

00:10:04.000 The guy comes over, breaks his balls again. 1.00

00:10:06.000 He fucking turns over to the guy again. 1.00

00:10:08.000 And he goes, sir, how much for their wife? 0.99

00:10:11.000 How much?

00:10:12.000 How much for your wife?

00:10:14.000 I remember this.

00:10:15.000 This is class.

00:10:16.000 This is class.

00:10:17.000 This is craziness.

00:10:19.000 This would never happen today.

00:10:21.000 Mouths full of food and Dan Aykroyd continues eating in the background.

00:10:25.000 Dog, and Dan, we got to talk about Dan Aykroyd because he's been like a hemorrhoid.

00:10:29.000 He's the silent...

00:10:31.000 He don't make a boo, and the guy is phenomenal.

00:10:34.000 He's still around.

00:10:35.000 And if you don't believe me, watch a movie named My Girl. 0.99

00:10:38.000 And then watch this, and then watch the fucking Liberace movie. 0.99

00:10:42.000 He's outlasted everybody. 0.99

00:10:44.000 You know, he's a serious believer in UFOs.

00:10:47.000 Well, what are you going to do?

00:10:48.000 Everybody's got problems.

00:10:49.000 Right here.

00:10:50.000 Right here.

00:10:51.000 When he threatens him, right here.

00:10:52.000 How much for the wife? 1.00

00:10:54.000 Okay? 1.00

00:10:55.000 Look at the guy choking his shit. 1.00

00:10:56.000 They give him champagne. 1.00

00:10:58.000 And then watch fucking Dan Aykroyd. 1.00

00:11:01.000 Watch what he does. 1.00

00:11:03.000 He goes, if you don't join the band, we will be in here every day for breakfast, lunch, and fucking dinner. 0.99

00:11:12.000 And watch what Dan Aykroyd does at this fancy restaurant. 0.99

00:11:15.000 But Joe, it doesn't stop there.

00:11:17.000 They get in the car.

00:11:18.000 They drive off.

00:11:20.000 Look at him.

00:11:21.000 That's craziness.

00:11:23.000 This is the last of real comedic.

00:11:25.000 If you're going to get into comedy or you want to be...

00:11:28.000 This is Comedy 101. They walk out.

00:11:31.000 They get into a car. 1.00

00:11:33.000 That black fucking car. 1.00

00:11:34.000 This is non-stop, Joe Rogan. 1.00

00:11:36.000 There's not like a hard line.

00:11:37.000 There's no fluff.

00:11:38.000 They get into a car.

00:11:40.000 They get into traffic.

00:11:41.000 The cop comes up to him.

00:11:43.000 He goes, there's Nazis.

00:11:44.000 I have them parades.

00:11:45.000 And he goes, Belushi goes, Illinois Nazis. 0.97

00:11:48.000 I hate them more than anything. 0.98

00:11:50.000 He looks at Aykroyd. 1.00

00:11:51.000 They fucking pull over and they take the car and go right for the Nazis. 1.00

00:11:56.000 The Nazis have to jump off the bridge. 1.00

00:11:58.000 White people are clapping and shit that they knocked them off. 1.00

00:12:00.000 Then they pull into a black neighborhood. 1.00

00:12:03.000 Who's playing the fucking guitar? 1.00

00:12:06.000 Your boy, John Lee Hooker. 1.00

00:12:08.000 In the middle of the street. 1.00

00:12:10.000 Just playing the fucking guitar. 1.00

00:12:13.000 Then after he's singing the song, brothers fucking everywhere doing their business. 1.00

00:12:18.000 John Lee Hooker and Belushi and Ackroyd are just staring them down. 0.99

00:12:22.000 Then from there they walk into a diner to get the fucking guitar player and it's Aretha Franklin. 1.00

00:12:28.000 And Aretha Franklin could act the fucking... 1.00

00:12:31.000 I'm sitting there. 1.00

00:12:32.000 It's midnight.

00:12:32.000 I gotta go to bed.

00:12:33.000 I gotta get up at 6.15 with the baby. 1.00

00:12:35.000 I don't give a fuck. 0.99

00:12:36.000 I'm watching this. 1.00

00:12:38.000 Aretha Franklin goes off.

00:12:39.000 They do a dance.

00:12:40.000 The black dude leaves with the white guitar player. 1.00

00:12:43.000 Then where the fuck do they go? 1.00

00:12:44.000 A pawn shop with the fucking black piano player. 1.00

00:12:49.000 Ray Charles. 1.00

00:12:51.000 He's the pawn shop owner.

00:12:52.000 He opens up the thing.

00:12:53.000 He's blind.

00:12:54.000 He owns a pawn shop.

00:12:56.000 Look at him.

00:12:56.000 He owns a pawn shop.

00:12:58.000 This doesn't stop!

00:13:00.000 Wow. 0.99

00:13:01.000 I had to fucking finally go to bed and then I felt bad about going to bed. 0.99

00:13:04.000 They will never make a movie like this. 0.98

00:13:07.000 Ever.

00:13:08.000 Ever again.

00:13:09.000 Then they start dancing like it's grease.

00:13:12.000 They start dancing.

00:13:13.000 Let it go, Jamie.

00:13:14.000 They start dancing.

00:13:15.000 Look at this. 1.00

00:13:16.000 Like it's fucking grease. 0.99

00:13:19.000 Look at this. 0.99

00:13:20.000 This will never happen again, Joe Rogan. 0.99

00:13:23.000 Black people flipping in the air. 0.99

00:13:25.000 This will never happen again. 0.99

00:13:27.000 This will never happen again.

00:13:31.000 Look at these two. 1.00

00:13:34.000 You think Belushi gave a fuck? 1.00

00:13:37.000 Wow. 1.00

00:13:39.000 Look how free people were in movies.

00:13:41.000 There was no superhero movie.

00:13:42.000 Look at this.

00:13:45.000 It cost millions to make this movie!

00:13:48.000 Look at them dancing it out! 0.97

00:13:51.000 That, you know, I forgot how goddamn fun this movie is. 0.96

00:13:54.000 This movie's fun. 0.97

00:13:55.000 And then the chick that died on the airplane.

00:13:57.000 Wow.

00:13:57.000 What's the chick that died on the airplane that was at Star Wars?

00:14:00.000 Chick that died on the airplane that was at Star Wars?

00:14:02.000 The chick last year.

00:14:03.000 That might be the best description of anybody ever.

00:14:05.000 The reefer I had that killed her.

00:14:07.000 What's that chick that died on the plane? 1.00

00:14:08.000 She had sleep apnea.

00:14:09.000 She was doing pills on the plane.

00:14:11.000 Who?

00:14:11.000 She played the actress in Star Wars.

00:14:13.000 Carrie Fisher?

00:14:14.000 Carrie Fisher is chasing him throughout the whole movie because he dumped her. 0.97

00:14:18.000 Oh, that's right. 0.99

00:14:19.000 So she's fucking throwing missiles at them and grenades. 1.00

00:14:21.000 That's right. 1.00

00:14:22.000 And then they go into the bar and they tell the fucking dude that they're the good old boys. 0.99

00:14:27.000 Oh my God. 1.00

00:14:27.000 This is non-stop. 1.00

00:14:29.000 Oh my God.

00:14:29.000 Whoever wrote this, directed this, shot this.

00:14:33.000 So this whole movie, they have the Nazis are looking for them.

00:14:36.000 John Candy's looking for them with the state police.

00:14:42.000 That's old Chicago.

00:14:43.000 This is wild, man.

00:14:45.000 It's just what the folks who were just listening just says the Blues Brothers 1980 shake a tail feather scene four of nine on movie clips.

00:14:55.000 How does that work?

00:15:01.000 Are they allowed to show these?

00:15:03.000 Yeah, they've made a deal with them because this links also to the, if you want to watch it, you can pay right here to rent it and all that stuff.

00:15:08.000 Look at this stuff.

00:15:09.000 You know what I mean?

00:15:10.000 I fully support buying this movie.

00:15:12.000 You're looking at me going, Joey, it's a comedy.

00:15:14.000 Why are they dead?

00:15:15.000 Look at that.

00:15:15.000 It just adds to the brilliance.

00:15:18.000 They look like they're having a good time.

00:15:19.000 If they're not snorting blow, they're not doing anything, okay?

00:15:23.000 Now, was it this movie where he would walk off the set and just knock on people's door?

00:15:28.000 One of those movies, bro. 1.00

00:15:30.000 This fucking nut... 1.00

00:15:32.000 When they would say, cut, you got, you know, A-Team, go sit down. 1.00

00:15:36.000 Belushi was so fucked up for the night before, he would just wander off into a neighborhood, knock on somebody's door and go, you mind if I crash on your couch? 0.98

00:15:45.000 No. 1.00

00:15:46.000 Yeah, bro, they had to go looking for him in neighborhoods and shit. 0.98

00:15:49.000 He would just find people and ask to sleep on the couch? 0.95

00:15:51.000 Joe Rogan, what door could you knock on?

00:15:53.000 Look!

00:15:55.000 Of the Blues Brothers' mayhem, John Belushi fell asleep in a stranger's house.

00:15:58.000 Dan Aykroyd proposed to Carrie Fisher.

00:16:00.000 This is crazy!

00:16:01.000 Like, this was this Caddyshack.

00:16:04.000 You know, when they shot Caddyshack, they shot it in Florida. 0.99

00:16:07.000 I heard when Paramount went down there, they fucking went nuts. 1.00

00:16:10.000 They were like, dog. 1.00

00:16:11.000 They found everybody snorting coke.

00:16:13.000 Rodney was throwing a party.

00:16:15.000 They couldn't, you know, this is a different type of movie.

00:16:17.000 These people are having fun.

00:16:19.000 That's the difference.

00:16:20.000 They're having fun on that set.

00:16:21.000 There's probably alcohol.

00:16:23.000 The director's drinking.

00:16:25.000 You know, he's keeping everybody alive.

00:16:26.000 How many extras were dancing? 0.99

00:16:28.000 Fucking hundreds. 1.00

00:16:29.000 They were all in tune. 0.99

00:16:31.000 And it was like, everybody loved that movie. 0.98

00:16:34.000 That's one of the rare movies with a musical scene that fucking everybody loved. 0.98

00:16:37.000 The Blues Brothers. 0.96

00:16:39.000 No, the Blues Brothers started on Saturday Night Live.

00:16:41.000 That was a sketch.

00:16:43.000 I guess so, yeah.

00:16:44.000 Dan Aykroyd wrote it.

00:16:45.000 John Landis directed it.

00:16:47.000 They co-wrote it together.

00:16:48.000 Aykroyd's crazy into UFOs.

00:16:51.000 He's like one of the main celebrities they pull up. 0.98

00:16:54.000 When people start talking about UFO real believers, he's done little clips where he narrates things, UFO shows and shit. 1.00

00:17:02.000 He fucking believes. 0.97

00:17:04.000 Well, didn't they just release that there's even more belief now about UFOs? 0.99

00:17:08.000 Yeah, it's fun.

00:17:10.000 I don't know if it's real, but it's fun.

00:17:13.000 That's how I feel.

00:17:15.000 Doug, I did a podcast with Jim Florentine, and I explained to Jim Florentine that what people don't know is that Hudson County, New Jersey, Northern New Jersey is the number one place in the country where they have the most UFO sightings.

00:17:30.000 Really?

00:17:31.000 Northern New Jersey?

00:17:33.000 Look it up, Jamie, if you'll get a minute, please, not to be rude.

00:17:35.000 But isn't that like near a couple airports?

00:17:37.000 No.

00:17:38.000 It's closer to like, you know like when you live in New York City and you look at the Hudson River?

00:17:43.000 They say that people go on their balcony, they're drinking coffee, they talk on the phone and they'll see a little flying saucer go by.

00:17:48.000 Really?

00:17:49.000 And I know for a fact that in 1976. A little one?

00:17:53.000 Whatever the fuck they are. 0.99

00:17:54.000 I know for a fact that in 1975 and 1976 you could check me out on this. 0.99

00:18:00.000 A UFO landed in Hudson County Park.

00:18:02.000 I was a kid and the next day the feds locked off the park.

00:18:05.000 They had yellow tape.

00:18:07.000 They had samples.

00:18:08.000 Go look it up, dog.

00:18:09.000 You see that?

00:18:13.000 That's called, North Bergen is where I'm from.

00:18:16.000 That's called, I forget what it's called, but it's a circular building.

00:18:20.000 So they did so much coke in there in the 80s, they called it the grinder.

00:18:24.000 That's what they called it because it was shaped like the Stonehenge.

00:18:27.000 The Stonehenge.

00:18:28.000 I have a couple friends that lived there. 0.99

00:18:31.000 People that lived in that building have seen UFOs for fucking years. 0.97

00:18:34.000 And if you go to YouTube, there's an actual North Hudson Park UFO. They dug up. 0.99

00:18:40.000 They came out.

00:18:41.000 There's a liquor store.

00:18:42.000 And the liquor store guy says he's seen the lights.

00:18:45.000 You heard, like, the organ music that they play.

00:18:49.000 They landed.

00:18:50.000 A couple Martians got out and took samples and got back in the thing and took off. 0.98

00:18:55.000 There's a YouTube thing.

00:18:56.000 There's a history channel special about it.

00:18:59.000 And I still remember being a young kid.

00:19:01.000 Did you find anything, Jamie?

00:19:02.000 Not given.

00:19:03.000 That was what's popping up, all that stuff about that building.

00:19:07.000 Oh, yeah.

00:19:07.000 No, no, no.

00:19:08.000 Is there anything that says a UFO landed?

00:19:10.000 That's the story I'm reading right now is what he's saying.

00:19:13.000 Done.

00:19:14.000 And witnesses.

00:19:15.000 You know, it's not just one guy that says, I don't know, UFO. It's people who got knocked on the door and said, did you see anything at 11, 10 at night?

00:19:22.000 And they said, you know what?

00:19:23.000 There were lights flashing outside.

00:19:26.000 They contacted police departments to see if there was anything.

00:19:28.000 They went full.

00:19:29.000 Then the FBI came in, circled the park.

00:19:33.000 It was by the Little League Field in Hudson County.

00:19:37.000 But you'd think it was Area 51. You'd think it was close to northern Las Vegas.

00:19:42.000 The number one place to see UFOs is northern New Jersey.

00:19:47.000 They even made a reference to it in The Sopranos.

00:19:50.000 When he said something, he goes, what are you talking about?

00:19:52.000 Last week you said you seen a UFO in Hackensack.

00:19:55.000 Because that's where they're at.

00:19:57.000 Hackensack, Munaki.

00:19:59.000 You ever go to Munaki, New Jersey? 0.98

00:20:01.000 A lot of ugly people. 0.99

00:20:02.000 A lot of people with big heads. 0.99

00:20:03.000 The only good thing in Munaki, New Jersey... 1.00

00:20:05.000 It's fucking Segovia, a Spanish restaurant. 0.99

00:20:08.000 It's been there since 19 fucking Schlemenski. 0.99

00:20:11.000 I don't know. 0.97

00:20:12.000 But that's the only good thing about Munaki. 0.99

00:20:14.000 I think those people in Munaki have been abducted.

00:20:17.000 There you go. 1.00

00:20:17.000 And they put them back as big-headed motherfuckers. 1.00

00:20:20.000 I did a gig there a couple times. 1.00

00:20:22.000 Oh yeah, there used to be like a bar.

00:20:23.000 There's a bar that did something in Munaki.

00:20:25.000 Was that a Bob Gonzo gig?

00:20:27.000 Yes, outside the Sea Corpus.

00:20:28.000 Was it?

00:20:29.000 Yeah, it's outside.

00:20:30.000 No, no, no.

00:20:31.000 I think Bob is more down the shore and stuff.

00:20:33.000 Well, he had gigs all over the place.

00:20:34.000 He had gigs all over Bob.

00:20:35.000 How I met Bob was he did a gig in Romano's Italian restaurant in my hometown.

00:20:40.000 And my buddy's like, hey, aren't you a comedian?

00:20:43.000 Let's take you up there.

00:20:44.000 And we went up there and Bob's like, I don't know him.

00:20:46.000 He said, I don't know him.

00:20:48.000 And next thing Bob came up to me, he's like, look, I got to put you up because my friend is threatening me.

00:20:52.000 So Bob put me up and we've become friends ever since.

00:20:55.000 That's awesome.

00:20:56.000 I think I follow him on Facebook.

00:20:58.000 We have a chat from time to time on Facebook. 0.98

00:21:00.000 But yeah, for you UFO motherfuckers, look into northern New Jersey. 1.00

00:21:04.000 That's the fucking mother load of them. 1.00

00:21:08.000 That's interesting. 0.99

00:21:08.000 I had read that before, but I kind of like... 0.99

00:21:11.000 There you go.

00:21:11.000 51. 51 UFO sightings in 2018. You get biased because the story is always some person in the woods and they get abducted.

00:21:23.000 They see a UFO in some strange town in the middle of nowhere.

00:21:26.000 The aliens land and abduct people.

00:21:28.000 You always think about it being a rural thing.

00:21:30.000 But if I was an alien, of course I'd go to New York City.

00:21:33.000 Of course I'd go to New Jersey. 1.00

00:21:35.000 What the fuck? 1.00

00:21:35.000 Why wouldn't you? 1.00

00:21:36.000 You want to go see the craziest thing we have?

00:21:39.000 You got like... 0.99

00:21:41.000 Seven million people stuffed together on a fucking tiny island in comparison to the rest of the planet. 0.99

00:21:47.000 Stuff stacked on top of each other. 0.98

00:21:49.000 Awesome, amazing buildings.

00:21:51.000 All these lights at Times Square.

00:21:53.000 Look at all these people mowing around, traveling over these bridges to get to this one hub, this one hive of humanity.

00:21:58.000 Of course, if I was an alien, I would check that out.

00:22:01.000 Why would I look at a barn?

00:22:03.000 You know what I mean?

00:22:03.000 You used to have a joke that the United States is a Tijuana...

00:22:08.000 Of outer space.

00:22:09.000 Of outer space.

00:22:09.000 They're like, what are we doing this weekend?

00:22:12.000 They come down when they're fucked up and they want to see a show. 0.98

00:22:16.000 That was the whole bit. 0.99

00:22:18.000 I think aliens come here when they're high. 1.00

00:22:20.000 They just get fucked up. 1.00

00:22:22.000 They're like, come on, let's go check out the monkeys. 1.00

00:22:24.000 Let's go, dude.

00:22:26.000 Come on, let's abduct a couple of them. 1.00

00:22:28.000 Have a good time.

00:22:30.000 Let's go see those monkey people. 1.00

00:22:31.000 I never saw a fucking UFO. I want to. 0.99

00:22:35.000 I never have, though.

00:22:36.000 I want to see it land, and I want to see one of those green dudes get out. 1.00

00:22:39.000 I think I thought I saw some shit when I was a kid, but as I got older, I thought that was like a fighter jet or something. 0.99

00:22:47.000 That's what that was. 0.98

00:22:49.000 God, it's a real sketchy memory.

00:22:51.000 It's one of those memories that's barely active.

00:22:54.000 But I remember thinking for a day or two when I was a little kid, maybe I saw a UFO. But I think I was trying to convince myself of it.

00:23:01.000 I was bored.

00:23:03.000 But I think it was a jet.

00:23:04.000 I think it was something fast and unusual.

00:23:07.000 Have you ever seen one of those stealth bombers? 0.99

00:23:10.000 That looks like a fucking UFO. Have you ever seen one of those things in the sky? 0.99

00:23:14.000 No, yes.

00:23:15.000 It looks like a Star Wars movie. 0.99

00:23:16.000 Like when you go to like a Blue Angels fucking thing? 0.99

00:23:20.000 Yeah, they're probably... 0.99

00:23:21.000 No, those are like...

00:23:22.000 I think those are F-A-18s.

00:23:24.000 That's what I think it is.

00:23:25.000 I think that's what that is.

00:23:26.000 I flew in one of those.

00:23:28.000 I had a bit about that too.

00:23:29.000 Ugh! 0.97

00:23:30.000 Yeah, you hold on to the hand, you hook.

00:23:33.000 You either hold on to your handle if you're steering the plane, or you hold on to your straps if you're a passenger.

00:23:39.000 I was in the passenger seat, so I grabbed a hold of my straps.

00:23:42.000 And you have to go like this, hoot, hoot, hoot, hoot.

00:23:45.000 And you have to force blood into your brain to stay awake.

00:23:48.000 That's how much g-force you're going through.

00:23:50.000 It's insane.

00:23:52.000 Force blood into your brain to stay awake.

00:23:55.000 See, that's one of those stealth bombers. 0.77

00:23:57.000 I saw one of those in the air over, I guess it's Edwards Air Force Base.

00:24:01.000 Is that what the one it is?

00:24:02.000 Is Edwards the one that's out near Palmdale?

00:24:06.000 I think that's it.

00:24:07.000 Because we used to film Fear Factor in Palmdale and we saw that thing fly overhead like that.

00:24:12.000 Look at that thing! 0.99

00:24:13.000 Tell me that doesn't look like it's from another planet. 0.99

00:24:15.000 When you're on the ground and you see that fly overhead, you're like, what the fuck is that? 0.90

00:24:21.000 So I think that's responsible for a bunch of the things that people saw. 0.96

00:24:27.000 I think it's military crafts.

00:24:28.000 Can I ask you a question on that article you pulled up, the 51 sightings?

00:24:32.000 What type of sightings do you have? 0.99

00:24:33.000 Look at this fucking thing. 1.00

00:24:35.000 What is considered a sighting? 1.00

00:24:38.000 Well, the thing is, you just see shit, but how do you know if... 0.98

00:24:43.000 What are you doing, Jim? 0.99

00:24:43.000 These are the sightings. 0.99

00:24:45.000 Okay, but go back to that video.

00:24:47.000 Look at that thing. 0.92

00:24:49.000 I mean, come on.

00:24:49.000 If you're just sitting on the ground and you saw that, you're like, they're coming!

00:24:52.000 The aliens are coming!

00:24:53.000 That does not look like it's from this world.

00:24:56.000 That thing is madness.

00:24:58.000 Especially with those two guys next to him. 0.99

00:24:59.000 God, it's fucking beautiful, though. 0.98

00:25:01.000 Like, what an amazing design. 0.98

00:25:05.000 That thing flying through.

00:25:06.000 It looks like something on a keyboard.

00:25:08.000 You know, it looks like a symbol on a keyboard.

00:25:10.000 And it's just flying perfectly through the air.

00:25:12.000 That looks like the future.

00:25:14.000 I mean, that really does look like it's from another world.

00:25:18.000 I would imagine, like, little blue dudes with black eyes talking to each other in that thing. 1.00

00:25:25.000 Going through fucking wormholes and shit. 0.99

00:25:27.000 I mean, that's what that thing looks like. 0.99

00:25:29.000 And what's the thing that they're going to have 100 years from now?

00:25:32.000 Just imagine that.

00:25:34.000 Yeah, I just want to know what the logistics is for it to be considered a legitimate sighting.

00:25:43.000 Legitimate sighting?

00:25:43.000 Legitimate sighting.

00:25:44.000 It just means that someone saw it.

00:25:48.000 If you're a lawyer, and you see something, and then you convince yourself that what you saw was something extraordinary, and you have the feeling that you're looking at something from another world, But if it's just some drone or some military vehicle and then you look at it and then you convince yourself,

00:26:04.000 then it becomes a bigger and bigger deal in your head.

00:26:06.000 That's a problem with people.

00:26:07.000 It doesn't mean that everybody that sees something is seeing that. 1.00

00:26:10.000 People are kind of full of shit. 0.99

00:26:12.000 Well, let's say there's a 1-800-CALL-MARTIAN. I see a fucking thing. 1.00

00:26:18.000 I call that thing. 1.00

00:26:18.000 1-800-CALL-MARTIAN. Yeah, call Martian. 1.00

00:26:20.000 Whatever the fuck. 0.99

00:26:21.000 1-800-MARTIAN. The phone won't stop ringing. 1.00

00:26:26.000 Okay, the phone won't stop ringing.

00:26:28.000 It will never stop ringing.

00:26:29.000 There will be people talking to Martians.

00:26:30.000 My concern is when do they consider it a credible?

00:26:34.000 What does it take for it to be credible? 0.99

00:26:37.000 For me, for it to be credible, I got to see the motherfucker land and get out. 0.99

00:26:41.000 My take is usually military guys. 0.99

00:26:45.000 When you have military fighter pilots, that's an extraordinary human. 0.97

00:26:50.000 If you can be one of those guys that flies one of those B2s, for them to trust you with that billion dollar fucking spaceship, dude, you gotta be an exceptional human. 1.00

00:27:02.000 There's no room for someone who's full of shit. 0.99

00:27:04.000 You're gonna be a top flight fighter pilot, you're gonna fly around with gunfights in the sky, because that's what they do. 1.00

00:27:12.000 They have gunfights in the fucking sky. 0.98

00:27:14.000 Those guys are exceptional human beings. 0.99

00:27:17.000 So when they see something...

00:27:20.000 That's when I listen, for sure.

00:27:22.000 Everybody else, not that I wouldn't listen, but I don't know. 0.99

00:27:25.000 You might be crazy. 1.00

00:27:27.000 And you might be crazy even if you're in the military. 1.00

00:27:29.000 You might be crazy if you're a fighter pilot. 0.93

00:27:31.000 It's 100% possible.

00:27:32.000 So those fighter pilots and all those Air Force pilots that do test runs or whatever, they say that they see things?

00:27:38.000 There's a bunch of sightings.

00:27:39.000 Not only a bunch of sightings, there's a bunch of sightings from these really credible guys.

00:27:44.000 What is this?

00:27:44.000 Fleet of UFOs followed U.S. aircraft Navy pilots as May 29th.

00:27:48.000 Yeah, this is what I'm talking about.

00:27:49.000 See, these guys that are talking about these things...

00:27:52.000 These aren't guys with histories of embellishing things.

00:27:57.000 I mean, they have this, whatever that is.

00:27:59.000 Is that radar?

00:28:00.000 What are they looking at?

00:28:01.000 Is that infrared?

00:28:02.000 Like, what is that screen that they're looking for?

00:28:05.000 Does it say what kind of image it is?

00:28:06.000 Because it's like a weird look.

00:28:08.000 It's not like a photograph, right?

00:28:09.000 It's like a weird computer image.

00:28:14.000 Because it's detecting it, right?

00:28:17.000 With some piece of equipment, right?

00:28:19.000 Isn't it?

00:28:20.000 Like tracking it on radar or something like that?

00:28:22.000 I know what you're saying because I feel like I've heard that description of it too, but this article just says it's video of two aerial encounters.

00:28:29.000 That's tremendous.

00:28:30.000 But that video doesn't look very clear.

00:28:32.000 Why isn't it clear? 0.99

00:28:33.000 My phone does a better job than that shit. 0.99

00:28:35.000 They don't have very good cameras on those. 0.99

00:28:36.000 They don't have good ones, but in order to catch movement at that high speed up there, yada yada, all that stuff.

00:28:44.000 Oh, so it would require some exceptional gear?

00:28:46.000 I think.

00:28:47.000 And it could have also been at night.

00:28:48.000 I don't know what time of day it was.

00:28:50.000 So convenient.

00:28:52.000 So convenient that they never have a clear picture. 0.98

00:28:54.000 That drives me fucking crazy. 0.99

00:28:56.000 It drives me fucking crazy. 0.99

00:28:57.000 Because if it is real, I want it to be real. 0.96

00:29:03.000 Honestly.

00:29:04.000 I really do. 1.00

00:29:05.000 But when I look at it, I go, God damn, so many people are so crazy and so many people are so full of shit. 1.00

00:29:10.000 You personally believe, and so do I, that there's other galaxies out there. 1.00

00:29:16.000 There has to be.

00:29:17.000 Well, there are definitely other galaxies.

00:29:18.000 Other civilizations.

00:29:19.000 Other civilizations.

00:29:20.000 Some form, somewhere.

00:29:21.000 Out of the nine planets, there's got to be something.

00:29:25.000 I don't know what.

00:29:26.000 I'm not going to sit here and tell you what they're called or whatever, but there has to be something.

00:29:30.000 At this point, you have to believe that.

00:29:32.000 The universe is too big.

00:29:34.000 It's just too big to discount, to say, nope, I doubt it.

00:29:37.000 Like, that's so crazy to say.

00:29:39.000 Just because we haven't seen it yet, it's so big.

00:29:42.000 There's the explanation.

00:29:44.000 Okay.

00:29:45.000 Explanation of what he caught and what...

00:29:46.000 He said that though tracking equipment, radar, and infrared cameras on his aircraft detected UFOs both times, he was unable to capture them on his helmet camera.

00:29:54.000 Okay.

00:29:55.000 So, maybe he couldn't look at it, get it, and good vision or whatever.

00:30:00.000 Maybe.

00:30:00.000 Yeah.

00:30:01.000 Or that's a good reason why... 0.97

00:30:03.000 I would imagine as fast as those goddamn things are going, it must be really hard to get a camera to be able to constantly focus in and out. 0.97

00:30:10.000 That's interesting. 0.99

00:30:11.000 He says that Lieutenant Ryan Grimes...

00:30:14.000 Graves?

00:30:15.000 Graves, whatever.

00:30:16.000 A squadron of UFO followed his Navy strike group up and down the eastern coast of the U.S. for months. 0.99

00:30:23.000 That's, I'm telling you, that little fucking... 0.99

00:30:26.000 I read something about the Hudson River, that all those people that live across the Hudson River, whether on the Weehawken Edgewater side or the west side of Manhattan, those are where the people on their balconies see all that shit. 1.00

00:30:39.000 Look at this shit. 0.99

00:30:40.000 We did have issues with them when we went to the Middle East, Lieutenant Graves said. 1.00

00:30:47.000 Imagine them following the war.

00:30:49.000 Imagine if there were aliens and they came down to follow the war.

00:30:53.000 So they see the war going on in Afghanistan.

00:30:55.000 Come down and they're checking it out.

00:30:58.000 Just to go on the cynical side of this, they're not necessarily saying they are an alien ship.

00:31:03.000 They're saying it's a UFO, so it's something they're not sure of.

00:31:06.000 Of course. 0.94

00:31:06.000 What if it's some sort of awesome drone that some Middle Eastern company has and it can just follow shit or move faster or something? 0.94

00:31:13.000 Sure. 0.95

00:31:13.000 That would be the more likely explanation, right? 0.95

00:31:17.000 Terrestrial would be more likely that someone has advanced shit. 1.00

00:31:20.000 We know they have advanced shit. 1.00

00:31:21.000 I mean, we know they have incredible drones. 1.00

00:31:23.000 You know what I mean?

00:31:24.000 The stuff that they can do.

00:31:25.000 They got drones.

00:31:29.000 That green berets are seals. 1.00

00:31:31.000 You put razor blades on them, and they slit your fucking throat when you're driving. 1.00

00:31:37.000 Whoa. 1.00

00:31:39.000 That's how good the technology is on those drones.

00:31:42.000 Jesus Christ.

00:31:44.000 I wouldn't be shocked if they could do all kinds of things that we can't expect. 0.99

00:31:47.000 You could be standing there, and they could take the drone to just come down, and they put razor blades on them or some shit. 0.94

00:31:54.000 Well, you could totally see someone having a small drone, like a small thing, like the size of a cheeseburger, that has poison in it. 0.98

00:32:01.000 And you just slam it into somebody.

00:32:04.000 I could see that.

00:32:08.000 What you're seeing when you're seeing stuff that's flying around the sky most likely is made by a person because people make stuff and people know how to make stuff that flies around the sky but then when you get to shit that defies physics like some of the things these fighter pilots see that's when you gotta go wait a minute you see these extraordinary feats of traversing distances like they can get from one place to another place so fast it looks like they disappear This is something they all talk about.

00:32:38.000 They all talk about the insane speed at which these things can go.

00:32:41.000 They can just change angles.

00:32:43.000 They can just go and then take a hard right angle turn.

00:32:47.000 They can do stuff that nothing that we know how to make can do.

00:32:51.000 That's where it gets to be like, whoa, like nothing.

00:32:54.000 It's not like it's like, oh, that's like a fighter jet, but like really fast.

00:32:58.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:32:59.000 It's like an alien car.

00:33:00.000 Oh, it's like a car, but it's way faster.

00:33:02.000 You know, it's an alien car.

00:33:04.000 But this is not like anything that we make. 0.99

00:33:07.000 These fucking things, they fly this way, they say, flat, like a plate hovering over the ground. 0.99

00:33:13.000 But when they go to fly, when they go to take off, they flip up sideways. 0.99

00:33:18.000 And they have like, the bottom of the spaceship is pointing towards where it wants to go.

00:33:23.000 And it does something to space and time, make some sort of fucking magnetic gravity connection, insert big spooky words, whatever. 0.98

00:33:32.000 They don't know how the fuck it does it, right? 0.97

00:33:35.000 This thing can go like insane distances in insanely small amounts of time. 0.97

00:33:51.000 I don't know if it's from another planet.

00:34:00.000 It might be from here, but it's exciting. 0.99

00:34:02.000 It's exciting shit. 0.98

00:34:04.000 I want it to be from another planet. 1.00

00:34:05.000 That's what I want.

00:34:07.000 Like, unbiased.

00:34:08.000 Like, my honest, what I would love it, just be completely honest, I would love it if it was aliens.

00:34:14.000 But if it was people, I'd be even more scared. 0.99

00:34:17.000 Because, like, goddamn, people can do that? 0.99

00:34:20.000 People can do that and no one knew. 0.99

00:34:23.000 If you can imagine a person who can make a spaceship that defies all of the rules that we know about travel, about air travel. 0.97

00:34:33.000 If they can make something that defies all that shit and somehow or another keep the whole development and production of it a secret and then have this thing and take it off and no one knows how the fuck they did it. 0.96

00:34:47.000 That's almost more impressive than aliens. 0.96

00:34:51.000 Because what these things are doing is if these pilots are accurately reading what's happening and they're telling the truth, the thing that's remarkable is their stories are very consistent.

00:35:04.000 There's a lot of very similar stories from different people that make a living flying super fast warships.

00:35:11.000 Right?

00:35:12.000 They see things. 1.00

00:35:13.000 They know what the fuck they're looking at. 1.00

00:35:15.000 They see something they don't know. 1.00

00:35:16.000 They're like, what in the fuck is that? 0.99

00:35:18.000 When they see something like that, that freaks me out. 0.99

00:35:22.000 That's when it gets me. 0.98

00:35:23.000 Because when some fucking kid's riding his bike to school and he looks up and he sees a UFO, okay, maybe it did happen. 0.99

00:35:29.000 Maybe it did happen. 0.99

00:35:30.000 Maybe the kid's being 100% honest.

00:35:33.000 Or maybe he was bored.

00:35:34.000 Maybe he was bored and decided to make up a crazy story and stuck with it and then after a while telling it, maybe he believed it himself.

00:35:40.000 That happens too.

00:35:42.000 People see things.

00:35:43.000 They don't know what they're seeing and they decide that it's a different thing.

00:35:46.000 I've said this before, but it's a true story.

00:35:48.000 When I was in Alberta, there's wolves there and I thought I saw a wolf for like a whole second.

00:35:53.000 It was a squirrel.

00:35:56.000 I saw gray fur movement wolf squirrel. 0.97

00:36:02.000 Like, if you're dumb, or if you're compromised, or if you're a little drunk, maybe a little tired, you know, maybe you just saw something that looked really weird because of, you know, whatever weather conditions that are affecting some... 0.97

00:36:18.000 Part of the world you live in. 0.98

00:36:19.000 There's things called ball lightning.

00:36:21.000 Flies through the air.

00:36:23.000 You know, it looks like a UFO. You ever see that shit? 1.00

00:36:25.000 It's like a real natural phenomenon. 1.00

00:36:27.000 Somebody might see something like that and then add a bunch of other shit to it. 0.95

00:36:31.000 And that's where you get a lot of these stories. 0.99

00:36:33.000 You get like natural phenomenon and then people adding a bunch of shit to things. 0.92

00:36:37.000 But then on top of that, you have credible stories. 0.95

00:36:40.000 And you can't throw out any of them.

00:36:44.000 When you look at all these things, you can't decide, just because there's a bunch of crackpot stories about UFOs, that the ones by legitimate fighter pilots, that those aren't real.

00:36:53.000 You can't look at it that way.

00:36:55.000 It's crazy to look at it that way.

00:36:57.000 Because it's more likely there's something out there.

00:37:00.000 Then there isn't something out there.

00:37:02.000 It's way more likely.

00:37:03.000 When I was a kid and that happened in Hudson County Park, I wrote it off.

00:37:07.000 I didn't even pay attention.

00:37:08.000 I remember riding my bike up there, seeing the Fed tape and seeing people with those orange protective suits on.

00:37:16.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:37:16.000 And I was like, these people are fucking out of my mind. 0.99

00:37:20.000 Then one night I got high, five or six years ago, and I saw it. 0.99

00:37:24.000 Somebody had posted on Facebook or YouTube, and I read more and more into it.

00:37:30.000 And I discounted it until I read the accounts of the 28 people.

00:37:36.000 In that building, the liquor store, there was a guy who had just got dropped off a bus from New York.

00:37:43.000 Buses drop you off there from New York.

00:37:46.000 The bus driver said there was a flash. 0.99

00:37:49.000 There were just so many people with stories that they didn't see a fucking guy get out. 0.98

00:37:56.000 Only three people saw people get out. 0.99

00:38:00.000 Everybody else discounted the lights and the noise and the other bullshit that went with it. 1.00

00:38:06.000 I would have shit my fucking pants if I lived in that building and saw three little Martians get out. 1.00

00:38:10.000 Or it could just be fucking... 1.00

00:38:12.000 Who knows? 1.00

00:38:13.000 Who gives a fuck? 0.99

00:38:14.000 I just wanted to tell you that that's where... 0.99

00:38:16.000 People can get freaked out.

00:38:18.000 And they can, you know, they can think all kinds of things that didn't really happen. 0.99

00:38:24.000 One night I was on acid, I thought it was a fucking, I thought the FBI was out there with dogs. 0.99

00:38:28.000 The next day, it was fucking a fire hydrant, alright? 1.00

00:38:31.000 I dumped an ounce of coke down the toilet. 0.99

00:38:34.000 Oh my god. 0.99

00:38:34.000 Because I hallucinated, because when you're doing coke for more than fucking ten hours, you start hallucinating. 0.99

00:38:40.000 I started hallucinating. 0.99

00:38:41.000 I thought it was fucking dogs and it was a fire hydrant. 1.00

00:38:44.000 You know how stupid I felt the next day? 1.00

00:38:46.000 Pretty fucking stupid. 1.00

00:38:48.000 Pretty fucking stupid. 1.00

00:38:50.000 I sat there and I went over and petted the hydrant. 1.00

00:38:52.000 You fuck. 1.00

00:38:54.000 You fuck. 1.00

00:38:56.000 This is the problem with any story. 1.00

00:38:58.000 Like all these fucking UFO stories. 0.99

00:39:01.000 It's people's memory. 1.00

00:39:03.000 Memory's not that good.

00:39:04.000 It's just not that good.

00:39:06.000 It's too hard to figure out what it actually looked like after you saw it.

00:39:10.000 Like you see something crazy like a year ago, and then you try to describe it.

00:39:16.000 It's too hard to describe.

00:39:17.000 Like, you barely remember it.

00:39:19.000 Your version of it is a rehashed version that you keep repeating to yourself.

00:39:25.000 You know, if you saw something, like say if you were hiking and you saw a wolf, right?

00:39:30.000 If you saw that wolf, when you try to describe that moment you saw that wolf years later, like, what are you actually seeing when you're going into your memory?

00:39:40.000 How accurate is it?

00:39:42.000 We're always lying about how accurate our memory is.

00:39:45.000 It's not that good.

00:39:46.000 Like, if you did see a wolf, which is an extraordinary moment, right? 0.99

00:39:51.000 You're in the fucking forest, you're like, that's a fucking wolf! 1.00

00:39:53.000 That's a wolf! 1.00

00:39:54.000 And you see a real wolf looking down on you, a wild motherfucker in the woods of Canada, just looking at you, staring at you on a trail. 0.99

00:40:02.000 Like, that's an extraordinary moment. 0.97

00:40:03.000 But if you try to recount that in your mind ten years later, what do you actually see?

00:40:09.000 How much do you actually see?

00:40:11.000 You see this blurry, weird, fucking misty version, and you've got some words that fall into place that can describe it. 0.99

00:40:19.000 But how accurate is your fucking memory? 1.00

00:40:22.000 It's terrible! 1.00

00:40:23.000 How accurate is your memory?

00:40:25.000 It's good with statistics.

00:40:27.000 Okay.

00:40:27.000 Like, I can tell you about fights.

00:40:29.000 I can tell you what year someone fought.

00:40:32.000 I can tell you how this guy won and how he beat this many guys with a triangle, and I remember things.

00:40:38.000 But if I actually have to remember what it actually looked like in my head, I can't really pull that up.

00:40:43.000 I barely can pull it up.

00:40:45.000 If I see it, I'll recognize it again.

00:40:48.000 You can show me Joe Schilling knocking out Melvin Manhoff in Bellator.

00:40:52.000 I watched that KO so many times.

00:40:54.000 A wild, crazy slugfest.

00:40:57.000 And if I see it, I'm watching it happen in a video.

00:41:01.000 I remember it.

00:41:02.000 Yep, this is how it goes.

00:41:03.000 Here it goes.

00:41:04.000 Boom! 0.99

00:41:05.000 He KOs him.

00:41:05.000 But if I had to just pull that out of my brain right now, it's not good.

00:41:10.000 Do you know what I'm saying?

00:41:11.000 If I have to close my eyes and pretend I saw Mike Tyson knock out Michael Spinks, I kind of can see little flashes.

00:41:22.000 I can kind of remember weird little parts of it.

00:41:25.000 You know, I remember the final right hand.

00:41:27.000 Boom! 0.99

00:41:28.000 It just ends up flying through the ropes.

00:41:29.000 It was chaos.

00:41:30.000 It was just like, he's the best ever.

00:41:32.000 But if I had to play it back in my head, it wouldn't be nearly as good as a video of it.

00:41:37.000 How is the memory in your life?

00:41:39.000 How are the memories of your life?

00:41:41.000 Do you remember being three?

00:41:42.000 No.

00:41:43.000 Do you remember being five?

00:41:45.000 Barely.

00:41:46.000 I was fucking suffering. 0.99

00:41:48.000 Not suffering. 0.99

00:41:49.000 But I was trying to think of my dad.

00:41:51.000 My dad died when I was three.

00:41:54.000 And I have two memories with him.

00:41:56.000 I have two memories that I can look you in the eye.

00:41:59.000 I don't remember what he was wearing or what shoes he was wearing.

00:42:02.000 But I still remember driving from the Lincoln Tunnel from New York to Jersey.

00:42:08.000 And him put me on my lap, no seatbelt, and me holding on to the steering wheel.

00:42:13.000 Wow.

00:42:14.000 And I still remember him and my mom having a discussion and him taking me with him.

00:42:20.000 That's it.

00:42:21.000 I don't remember nothing else.

00:42:22.000 Wow.

00:42:23.000 You know, you try to go back on your memory.

00:42:26.000 Then you start to write a little bit and your memory gets better.

00:42:29.000 Yeah, but even when your memory gets better, the problem is, with my memory, I'm always wondering how much of this is accurate.

00:42:39.000 How much of it was I really paying attention during the moment?

00:42:44.000 If you have a biased perspective of something that's happening and then you have a memory of it, how much does your memory and the biased perspective shape what you think happened?

00:42:58.000 You could actually kind of twist the past.

00:43:01.000 In your head if you're not careful.

00:43:03.000 And you start thinking about things that didn't really necessarily happen the way they... 0.99

00:43:06.000 Like if you go, I get fucked over at work. 0.99

00:43:08.000 You know, I had to come and my fucking pension and all this. 0.99

00:43:11.000 And then you look at it from that way. 1.00

00:43:14.000 Wow, this guy worked for an evil company that fucked him over. 0.98

00:43:16.000 Or you go to the employers and some of the other people you work with. 0.99

00:43:20.000 They go, no, no, no. 1.00

00:43:21.000 That guy was a fucking asshole. 1.00

00:43:23.000 He made life at work hell. 1.00

00:43:25.000 Nobody wanted him around. 0.99

00:43:26.000 He didn't get fucked over. 1.00

00:43:27.000 He was so negative. 0.99

00:43:28.000 Nobody wanted to be with him in the office.

00:43:31.000 We had to get rid of him.

00:43:32.000 Like, you have to look at it from their point, too.

00:43:34.000 You don't know. 0.99

00:43:35.000 So, the actual memory of it for that guy might be that he got fucked over by this evil company. 0.89

00:43:40.000 But the memory of the other people is a completely different experience. 0.96

00:43:43.000 The memory of the other people is this guy was annoying to work with.

00:43:46.000 Ugh! 0.97

00:43:47.000 And they're both, you know... 0.99

00:43:51.000 I mean, who the fuck knows who's right? 0.73

00:43:55.000 My memory is good in some places and completely bad in others. 0.93

00:43:59.000 Like right now, my memory of 30 years ago is spot on.

00:44:03.000 I can tell you conversations we had.

00:44:05.000 Don't ask me what we did a year ago.

00:44:07.000 Like I'll sit here and go, what did I do last 4th of July? 0.99

00:44:11.000 I have no fucking idea. 0.97

00:44:13.000 But I went home. 0.99

00:44:14.000 When I went home for three weeks, I went to dinner with a friend of mine.

00:44:18.000 And then way back, I had him in tears telling him about the night his arm got broke.

00:44:23.000 You know, he looked me legit at me in the face.

00:44:25.000 And he goes, Joey, I forgot I broke my arm.

00:44:28.000 It's amazing that you remember. 0.99

00:44:30.000 How the fuck do you remember? 0.98

00:44:32.000 And I go, it was one of the best nights of my life. 0.99

00:44:34.000 I never laughed so hard.

00:44:36.000 He drove his car at my friend.

00:44:39.000 You know how people go on and they drive at you?

00:44:41.000 Yes.

00:44:42.000 He didn't stop in time.

00:44:43.000 And he tapped my friend.

00:44:45.000 My friend went down, who's hilarious as it is.

00:44:47.000 He got up.

00:44:48.000 He went to take a swing at this guy.

00:44:50.000 And the guy put his arm up.

00:44:52.000 And when he hit, he broke his arm with the punch by absorbing the punch.

00:44:56.000 And he had to wear a cast.

00:44:57.000 And we tortured him.

00:44:58.000 And my friend kept threatening to sue him.

00:45:01.000 And when I was telling him this, his face was red.

00:45:05.000 He had to take his napkin down, and he was banging the table. 0.99

00:45:08.000 He goes, Cokes, I just remembered the broken fucking arm. 0.98

00:45:14.000 You know, he's my age. 1.00

00:45:16.000 He goes, I forgot all about my broken fucking arm. 0.97

00:45:18.000 You know, before you came in, Jamie and I were talking about Achilles tendons. 0.98

00:45:22.000 And I remember the time pulling a hamstring. 0.96

00:45:26.000 Like having to go to the hospital when I was 15 and having the fucking doctor do something and it was bruised. 0.99

00:45:33.000 Blood was running from my ass to the top of my leg. 1.00

00:45:37.000 It was fucking horrible. 1.00

00:45:39.000 I just ripped the hamstring. 0.99

00:45:40.000 We were talking about...

00:45:42.000 You know, like just that, you know, and then there's a theory that there's times, like you go back to Newark, like you, I don't know if there's a fight, are you going to Newark, that fight?

00:45:53.000 No, I'm not working that one.

00:45:54.000 Let's pretend you went back to Newark and you went to see where your grandpa lived and you saw a corner store that was still there.

00:46:00.000 This is interesting.

00:46:01.000 And you go into that corner store and maybe you get a bag of Wise potato chips.

00:46:06.000 Maybe you get a bun that you went there and got.

00:46:09.000 They say by tasting that bun, And it takes you back. 1.00

00:46:14.000 It opens up all those fucking memories. 0.99

00:46:16.000 Why eating something from the area? 1.00

00:46:18.000 Something, something.

00:46:20.000 It's like sometimes a song will trigger something.

00:46:23.000 Right. 1.00

00:46:23.000 Fucking songs really trigger you. 1.00

00:46:25.000 Yeah, for sure. 0.99

00:46:26.000 That's why it's important sometimes when you watch a movie or a TV show to have a soundtrack.

00:46:30.000 Because we have a soundtrack.

00:46:32.000 We all have a soundtrack of our lives.

00:46:35.000 A couple years ago I was on a podcast and we were talking about some Bon Jovi and you were like, oh, I remember...

00:46:41.000 Give me some chicken stabbing, listening to my Joey, something like that.

00:46:44.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:46:45.000 Like, you'll even say it. 1.00

00:46:47.000 I fucked Mary Lou Smith in the ass listening to this song. 1.00

00:46:50.000 You know, it just brings you back. 1.00

00:46:51.000 It just brings you back.

00:46:53.000 But they say that...

00:46:55.000 It's funny.

00:46:56.000 Your example is to bring it back.

00:46:57.000 Yeah, it was me and my best friends.

00:46:59.000 We were by the lake.

00:47:00.000 No. 1.00

00:47:01.000 Banging some married in the ass. 1.00

00:47:04.000 Most guys will hear a song. 1.00

00:47:06.000 They'll be by themselves.

00:47:08.000 They'll be by your wife and your kids.

00:47:11.000 You'll hear, never say goodbye to Bon Jovi. 1.00

00:47:13.000 And you'll think of the night that drunk midget chick sucked your dick behind the church and you never told nobody. 1.00

00:47:19.000 It just comes back. 1.00

00:47:23.000 It comes back to haunt you for a minute. 1.00

00:47:26.000 You know, like, shit like that always goes, oh. 0.99

00:47:29.000 That was a song I got sentenced in prison to, like, whatever. 0.99

00:47:31.000 I don't fucking know. 0.95

00:47:33.000 Like, when I got locked up, the big album was Appetite for Destruction. 0.98

00:47:38.000 When I got locked up, the big albums for regular people were Appetite for Destruction.

00:47:43.000 For the brothers, it was Don't Be Cruel by Bobby Brown.

00:47:47.000 That album he made, Solo, when he split from New Edition. 0.99

00:47:50.000 So every time I hear Don't Be Cruel, the other one, every time I hear, especially that fucking Mr. Brownstone. 0.99

00:47:58.000 Every time I hear Mr. Brownstone, I want to crash the car. 0.99

00:48:01.000 Because all the bikers would shoot heroin to that song. 0.97

00:48:03.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:48:04.000 Like, it's time for Mr. Brownstone.

00:48:06.000 That's all they would talk about.

00:48:08.000 So every time I hear those two albums... 0.99

00:48:10.000 I fucking think about being locked up. 0.97

00:48:12.000 Ever since Guns N' Roses went on tour, that's all you hear on the radio now. 0.99

00:48:17.000 Put the radio on for five minutes.

00:48:19.000 Every day you hear November rain, welcome to the jungle, because that's it.

00:48:23.000 That's it.

00:48:24.000 Right. 1.00

00:48:24.000 Every time I hear those jams, I think about that stupidity. 1.00

00:48:29.000 That's funny. 1.00

00:48:31.000 Welcome to the jungle was mine.

00:48:33.000 But there's a lot of people who will say to you like, oh, you know, I make love.

00:48:39.000 I used to make love to my girlfriend listening to that album, you know, whatever.

00:48:43.000 But there's some people who are animals and say, you know.

00:48:45.000 Yeah, the truth. 1.00

00:48:46.000 I used to get my dick sucked listening to that when I was 14. Yeah, music, more than anything, is like an imprint of the time of your life when you saw it. 0.99

00:48:56.000 Like if you go back and think about, like for me it was Stripes with Bill Murray.

00:49:01.000 I think I was...

00:49:02.000 I had to be a teenager.

00:49:06.000 What year did Stripes come out?

00:49:09.000 What year was that?

00:49:11.000 81. Perfect.

00:49:13.000 So I was 14 years old.

00:49:15.000 I was in 9th grade.

00:49:17.000 I was a freshman in high school.

00:49:19.000 So when I think about that movie, that was the epic movie of our time when I was a kid.

00:49:26.000 I think about that time of year, or that time of my life.

00:49:31.000 You think about...

00:49:32.000 Who you were.

00:49:34.000 It brings you back to a weird place.

00:49:36.000 It helps.

00:49:37.000 It enhances the memory. 0.98

00:49:39.000 Fucking tremendous. 0.98

00:49:39.000 That was a great movie, man. 0.98

00:49:41.000 That was such a funny movie.

00:49:43.000 Think about the line when he asked the fat dude why he joined the service.

00:49:48.000 And the guy goes, I want to lose a couple pounds.

00:49:51.000 Look at him.

00:49:51.000 Look at John Candy.

00:49:52.000 John Candy was amazing.

00:49:53.000 Amazing in this. 0.99

00:49:54.000 It's a fucking great movie, man. 0.99

00:49:57.000 It was just so good at the time. 0.99

00:50:00.000 You had a smile on your face through the whole movie.

00:50:03.000 Even the moments of the movie that weren't hilarious when they're setting things up, it was so well done.

00:50:10.000 You just smiled all the time.

00:50:11.000 Are you guys looking at this cast?

00:50:13.000 You got the guy from Beverly Hills Cop.

00:50:15.000 You got Zito from Miami Vice. 0.99

00:50:17.000 You got fucking Harold Ramis who... 0.99

00:50:21.000 It was a blessing in my life. 0.99

00:50:22.000 He legitimized me when I did his movie.

00:50:24.000 The movie was terrible, but he was phenomenal comedy-wise.

00:50:28.000 That's awesome. 0.97

00:50:29.000 I don't know what this brother went on to do, but this is fucking great comedy. 0.97

00:50:34.000 Look at Bill Murray. 0.99

00:50:35.000 I know, man.

00:50:36.000 This is the height of Bill Murray.

00:50:38.000 Now, you guys got to remember, we were just talking about another great movie a couple minutes ago.

00:50:43.000 Didn't these both come out the same year?

00:50:45.000 Did they?

00:50:46.000 Yeah, 81, 80. This is the shit we were going through. 1.00

00:50:52.000 This is why we talk about movies and music. 0.99

00:50:54.000 It's not that we're all men fucking being nostalgic. 0.98

00:50:59.000 I'm telling you the truth. 0.97

00:51:00.000 They were making great movies at this time.

00:51:03.000 There was a few great movies.

00:51:05.000 A few?

00:51:06.000 There was a few, yeah.

00:51:07.000 I mean, quite a few, I should say.

00:51:09.000 This...

00:51:09.000 Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.

00:51:11.000 When did that come out?

00:51:12.000 83, 82, 84. You know, you gotta...

00:51:17.000 The comedy lessons we were getting those years, 87. Well, let's think of this, just cinematically.

00:51:25.000 What year did The Godfather come out?

00:51:27.000 73. 73. 72. Exorcist, 73. The Mechanic, 73. It was just too much.

00:51:35.000 Just those three movies right there.

00:51:38.000 The Godfather, The Mechanic, and The Exorcist.

00:51:42.000 Yeah.

00:51:44.000 And if you look at who was up for an Academy Award in 73, you'll fucking die. 1.00

00:51:49.000 You'll die. 1.00

00:51:50.000 You'll go, how the fuck can they pick a winner there? 1.00

00:51:52.000 It's also, imagine the stark contrast between that and 53. Like, in 1953, the movies were kind of corny, you know? 0.99

00:52:00.000 Even if they were good, they were kind of corny, you know?

00:52:03.000 And if you go any earlier than that, like, you ever try to watch King Kong?

00:52:07.000 You ever watch?

00:52:08.000 I watched it with my kids and wife wasn't home and they were scared.

00:52:13.000 They're like, I don't want to watch a scary movie.

00:52:15.000 I go, we're going to laugh at a silly scary movie.

00:52:19.000 And they're like, really?

00:52:20.000 I go, you got to trust me.

00:52:21.000 This movie was from so long ago that what they thought is scary, you're going to think is silly.

00:52:26.000 And they're like, are you serious?

00:52:28.000 Because they go, okay, but if we get too scared, just shut it off, right?

00:52:30.000 I go, I'll definitely shut it off.

00:52:32.000 They were like, I think seven and five at the time. 1.00

00:52:36.000 This fucking movie. 1.00

00:52:37.000 It's so fake looking when the gorilla comes out. 1.00

00:52:40.000 They thought it was hilarious.

00:52:41.000 And then because we talked about it being funny, then they were just laughing hysterically and cracking all these jokes about what that thing looked like.

00:52:48.000 That it looked like...

00:52:49.000 My youngest daughter said it looked like someone was moving poop around.

00:52:52.000 That it looked like it was made out of poop.

00:52:54.000 Because it's all clay. 1.00

00:52:55.000 It looks so dumb. 0.99

00:52:57.000 But, you know... 0.99

00:52:59.000 Back then, that was as good as it got.

00:53:01.000 Well, look at the new Godzilla.

00:53:04.000 The new Godzilla's got awful. 0.99

00:53:06.000 People leaving with a fucking headache. 0.99

00:53:08.000 Are they? 1.00

00:53:08.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:53:09.000 Look at the old Godzilla.

00:53:10.000 It's a comedy.

00:53:11.000 It is?

00:53:12.000 Oh, my God.

00:53:13.000 You see those poor little Japanese people? 1.00

00:53:15.000 Look at this, though.

00:53:16.000 Yeah, look at this.

00:53:16.000 Look how fake this looks.

00:53:19.000 It's crazy.

00:53:19.000 But this must have been huge back then.

00:53:21.000 Yeah, look at these guys.

00:53:22.000 Like, yeah, buddy, you're not in a plane.

00:53:25.000 It's like so fake looking.

00:53:27.000 You know, like these guys flying around.

00:53:31.000 And look how bad the gorilla looks.

00:53:34.000 It's so crazy.

00:53:36.000 But at the time, this was unbelievable.

00:53:38.000 This was amazing.

00:53:40.000 So if you go from this to like Apocalypse Now...

00:53:44.000 The jump in terms of how impactful it is and how much they nailed it.

00:53:50.000 It's a fun movie, man.

00:53:52.000 Don't get me wrong.

00:53:52.000 I have a King Kong poster on my wall at my house.

00:53:55.000 I love the movie.

00:53:55.000 I love this movie.

00:53:56.000 I have a movie poster from the 1930s.

00:53:58.000 And I'd much rather see the old Godzilla's.

00:54:01.000 Godzilla vs.

00:54:02.000 Mortar.

00:54:03.000 Godzilla vs.

00:54:04.000 the Smog Monster.

00:54:06.000 Godzilla.

00:54:06.000 Those are fun.

00:54:07.000 Just to see what Japanese people were doing. 1.00

00:54:10.000 Yeah.

00:54:11.000 They had the string on them.

00:54:13.000 They would do wide shots, so they would show the Chinese people running, and then they would just have a single shot of Godzilla moving through the air. 0.69

00:54:21.000 You see, look at that.

00:54:23.000 They're Japanese.

00:54:24.000 Japanese. 0.61

00:54:24.000 Look how dope he looks. 0.61

00:54:26.000 Like, even when it's lit up, that is fucking fun, man. 0.99

00:54:30.000 That's fun. 1.00

00:54:30.000 Look, he's going through the fucking electric! 1.00

00:54:32.000 Godzilla doesn't give a fuck! 1.00

00:54:34.000 They're shooting him! 1.00

00:54:35.000 Fuck you! 1.00

00:54:37.000 See, now they can't show you a behind shot of the Japanese shooting Godzilla because there's really no Godzilla. 1.00

00:54:42.000 They just shoot into a wall.

00:54:44.000 It's completely separate.

00:54:45.000 This is like a real clay model.

00:54:48.000 If you look at it, he's really not 60 feet. 0.97

00:54:51.000 It's maybe fucking eight inches or something. 0.94

00:54:53.000 No, this is not a model. 0.99

00:54:55.000 These are men in suits.

00:54:56.000 This is the difference between King Kong and Godzilla. 1.00

00:54:58.000 No shit! 1.00

00:54:59.000 Yes, these are men in suits. 1.00

00:55:00.000 And it was really complicated, and these guys had to be really strong because they're carrying around this gigantic rubber suit, and it's heavy as fuck and hot as fuck. 0.99

00:55:08.000 So the reason why it moves so fluid, what the Japanese did that was brilliant, was they had men, and they put men in these monster suits. 1.00

00:55:17.000 Look at the fucking smoke coming out of his mouth. 0.94

00:55:19.000 Yeah, go and Google the men who wore the Godzilla suit. 0.99

00:55:23.000 It's actually pretty fucking cool.

00:55:25.000 It's not easy to do. 0.98

00:55:26.000 These guys had to walk around and have these fight scenes and shit in these big giant suits. 0.97

00:55:31.000 That wasn't animation. 0.98

00:55:32.000 That's a dude in there.

00:55:35.000 Isn't that crazy?

00:55:37.000 And that's what it really looked like in terms of height-wise.

00:55:40.000 It was like the size of a person.

00:55:41.000 See, that guy go back a bit?

00:55:43.000 You see that guy getting out of it?

00:55:44.000 Right there.

00:55:45.000 That's what the dude looked like who was inside of it.

00:55:49.000 I always thought it was like a clay model.

00:55:51.000 No, no, no.

00:55:52.000 King Kong's a clay model.

00:55:54.000 King Kong was Claymation from Ray Harryhausen.

00:55:59.000 That's how...

00:56:00.000 I got onto the subject with them.

00:56:02.000 I was telling them about...

00:56:04.000 They love that Monsters, Inc.

00:56:05.000 show.

00:56:06.000 And Harry Heusen is one of the characters or something about Harry Heusen is in the movie.

00:56:10.000 I said, huh.

00:56:11.000 I go, do you guys know who that is?

00:56:12.000 And they go, no.

00:56:13.000 I said, that is the guy who...

00:56:14.000 Of course, they didn't know who it is. 1.00

00:56:15.000 What the fuck am I talking about? 0.98

00:56:17.000 But I said, that's the guy who was one of the original monster animators for movies, like King Kong. 0.99

00:56:25.000 He did all that claymation stuff.

00:56:26.000 And back then, I mean, that was the state of the art.

00:56:29.000 You gotta think, it's 1930-something.

00:56:31.000 I was like, King Kong was what, 33?

00:56:33.000 Yeah.

00:56:34.000 33. When was Godzilla?

00:56:36.000 That was later.

00:56:37.000 That was post-World War II. Yeah.

00:56:39.000 What is it?

00:56:40.000 I'm sorry.

00:56:40.000 54. 54. Jesus.

00:56:42.000 Post-World War II was Godzilla.

00:56:44.000 Godzilla was after we...

00:56:45.000 We.

00:56:46.000 I shouldn't say we.

00:56:47.000 Somebody from the United States dropped bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki when they used nuclear weapons. 0.95

00:56:52.000 The idea was that and all the nuclear tests that they had done in the water, there was no real understanding of what the fuck was going to happen.

00:56:59.000 And so the science fiction version of that would... 0.77

00:57:02.000 It might be that all that radiation would create some super monster. 0.94

00:57:05.000 Fucking brilliant. 0.95

00:57:06.000 Yeah, the Japanese were dealing with radiation poisoning and death on an unbelievable scale. 0.97

00:57:13.000 I mean, hundreds of thousands of people wiped out instantly from atomic bombs.

00:57:18.000 I mean, and so just the sheer force of the power of those things, you couldn't even imagine that there could be anything that could do that.

00:57:28.000 Just one thing that falls out of an airplane that can do that.

00:57:30.000 Well, what else can it do?

00:57:33.000 What happens if it gets in the water? 0.99

00:57:34.000 How is this shit going to affect fish? 0.99

00:57:37.000 How is it going to affect... 1.00

00:57:38.000 Who knows?

00:57:39.000 So the science fiction version was always awesome.

00:57:42.000 A Godzilla would come.

00:57:44.000 That's what the new one's about, too, right?

00:57:46.000 The new one is the same kind of thing, like a dinosaur got zapped.

00:57:50.000 I believe the new one was all the other dinosaurs came back and they had to reawaken Godzilla because he's the only thing that can fight him.

00:57:56.000 Oh, God.

00:57:58.000 Oh, God.

00:57:59.000 So it's a superhero monster movie?

00:58:01.000 He's a superhero?

00:58:03.000 Godzilla's a superhero now?

00:58:04.000 They had to bring him back.

00:58:04.000 He's a good guy in this one.

00:58:05.000 Oh, no, he's not a good guy.

00:58:07.000 At the end of the last one, everyone complained because there's this weird winky scene where Godzilla and the main guy looked at each other in the eye and we're like, same team, bro.

00:58:14.000 You know who the real Godzilla is, man?

00:58:16.000 The real Godzilla is Cersei's...

00:58:18.000 Not Cersei. 0.99

00:58:20.000 What the fuck's her name? 1.00

00:58:21.000 The dragon. 0.99

00:58:22.000 Mother of Dragons Dragon in the Game of Thrones that fucked up that city at the end. 0.96

00:58:27.000 That's a real horrific idea of a fire-breathing lizard. 0.95

00:58:34.000 But Godzilla was always adorable.

00:58:36.000 Didn't really go after people.

00:58:38.000 Even the early Supermans, the first six episodes, you could see the string.

00:58:44.000 Really?

00:58:45.000 Check it out.

00:58:46.000 That's hilarious.

00:58:47.000 The black and white, the pilot, maybe the pilot in the first three episodes, they figured out how he could do it.

00:58:54.000 You could see his train.

00:58:58.000 It's a weird, the Godzilla story is a weird story, right?

00:59:00.000 Because it's not like Godzilla goes on a killing spree.

00:59:03.000 He just goes through Tokyo and just starts lighting every building on fire.

00:59:06.000 He doesn't do that.

00:59:07.000 He's like almost like, he is almost like a good guy lizard.

00:59:11.000 And in the new movie, it's more accentuated then.

00:59:14.000 So he has to help us. 0.99

00:59:16.000 And Mothra was the fucking bird. 1.00

00:59:19.000 Mothra was a moth. 1.00

00:59:20.000 Mothra was a moth.

00:59:21.000 Yeah.

00:59:22.000 And what was the smog monster?

00:59:24.000 You got Rodan.

00:59:25.000 His ultimate analysis.

00:59:26.000 Rodan?

00:59:27.000 Rodan was the ultimate analysis?

00:59:29.000 What did Rodan look like?

00:59:30.000 I'm trying to remember. 0.99

00:59:31.000 Like wings and shit, right? 0.99

00:59:32.000 Didn't Rodan have wings? 1.00

00:59:37.000 You gotta get high and watch all these.

00:59:40.000 Yeah, you gotta get high and watch these guys. 1.00

00:59:43.000 This is crazy, this shit. 1.00

00:59:45.000 Oh, that's right. 1.00

00:59:46.000 Rodan could fly.

00:59:47.000 Look at that one with the blue sky below him.

00:59:49.000 Oh, there's a three-headed one?

00:59:52.000 Yeah.

00:59:52.000 But this is new monsters, right?

00:59:54.000 Oh, these are the new ones?

00:59:55.000 These are the new ones. 1.00

00:59:56.000 Get the fuck out of here with this new shit. 1.00

00:59:57.000 Give me the blue sky right there. 1.00

00:59:59.000 Yeah, right there.

01:00:01.000 That's kind of a TV show-ish. 1.00

01:00:07.000 The smog monster had laser beams coming out of his fucking eyes like Medusa. 1.00

01:00:13.000 Yes, he did. 1.00

01:00:14.000 Yes, he did. 0.99

01:00:15.000 One of them had fucking laser beams. 0.99

01:00:17.000 Did he really? 1.00

01:00:18.000 Oh my god, the three-headed thing.

01:00:19.000 What was that called again?

01:00:21.000 It's right here.

01:00:22.000 Hold on.

01:00:22.000 I forgot about that three-headed thing.

01:00:24.000 King Ghidorah?

01:00:25.000 I don't know how to say that.

01:00:27.000 Oh, Ghidorah. 0.91

01:00:28.000 Motrat, Rodan.

01:00:29.000 It was Ghidorah, right? 0.97

01:00:30.000 Ghidorah. 0.94

01:00:31.000 Yeah.

01:00:32.000 Pull up a video of Godzilla vs.

01:00:35.000 Ghidorah. 0.99

01:00:39.000 It was so silly, but man, when we were little kids and this shit was on on Saturday night or Saturday morning. 1.00

01:00:43.000 Lose your fucking mind. 1.00

01:00:44.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:00:45.000 Lose your mind. 1.00

01:00:46.000 I used to love this shit. 1.00

01:00:47.000 It was the best. 1.00

01:00:48.000 When you found out Godzilla was going to be on TV, you were so pumped.

01:00:51.000 This is from the actual new movie.

01:00:53.000 Oh, there's a new movie with Ghidorah?

01:00:54.000 No, this movie's out right now.

01:00:56.000 It is?

01:00:57.000 The Godzilla King of the Monsters.

01:00:58.000 And Ghidorah's in this?

01:01:00.000 Yeah, all three of these are. 0.99

01:01:01.000 Let me see these bitches. 1.00

01:01:03.000 Whoa! 1.00

01:01:04.000 Special effects today is a lot better.

01:01:07.000 No, look at this. 1.00

01:01:08.000 Holy shit! 1.00

01:01:09.000 This is amazing! 1.00

01:01:10.000 This is crazy.

01:01:11.000 Oh my god.

01:01:14.000 Dude, the special effects they can do today are insane.

01:01:19.000 So we're looking at...

01:01:20.000 It says King G-H-I-D-O-R-A-H. King Ghidorah. 0.95

01:01:25.000 Oh my god.

01:01:27.000 Dude! 1.00

01:01:28.000 The fucking special effects are insane! 1.00

01:01:35.000 There's Mothra? 1.00

01:01:36.000 Wow.

01:01:38.000 Is this supposed to be a good movie, though?

01:01:40.000 The thing with these movies is, and I really hate to say this, how come they can't do both?

01:01:46.000 How come they can't have an amazing special of 40% on Rotten Tomatoes? 0.97

01:01:52.000 How come they can't have amazing special effects and a fucking killer story? 0.99

01:01:56.000 No. 0.99

01:01:57.000 How can't they do that?

01:01:59.000 That's one of the last of the great ones.

01:02:01.000 It's 2009. That's 10 years ago.

01:02:02.000 Yeah.

01:02:02.000 Which one was that one?

01:02:03.000 Avatar.

01:02:04.000 Avatar was a great story with great special effects.

01:02:09.000 At the end of it, people were like, oh, it's Pocahontas in space.

01:02:13.000 Get over it.

01:02:14.000 Yeah, it is.

01:02:15.000 It's a classic story.

01:02:17.000 James Campbell always talks about this classic structure of these heroes' journeys.

01:02:22.000 There's a lot of that in there.

01:02:23.000 It's very similar to a lot of the stories.

01:02:26.000 It's still great.

01:02:27.000 Don't let that get in the way of the fact that it's great. 0.98

01:02:29.000 That movie was fucking awesome. 0.96

01:02:31.000 That movie was awesome. 0.98

01:02:33.000 Just the special effects and the way it all went together. 0.99

01:02:37.000 Yeah, the fucking bad military guy was cartoonish. 0.99

01:02:40.000 Yeah, of course he was. 0.99

01:02:42.000 So what?

01:02:43.000 Why let that get in the way with your fun?

01:02:46.000 Think of it as like...

01:02:47.000 When a movie like that, I think of it as like...

01:02:50.000 It's...

01:02:52.000 Like a lot of the hyper-violent Tarantino movies.

01:02:54.000 Like, you know what you're signing up for.

01:02:56.000 You know what it is.

01:02:59.000 This is not supposed to be some...

01:03:02.000 Detailed analysis of the human psyche, you know, where a guy takes a strange, slow transformation over the course of two hours. 0.99

01:03:10.000 No, it's a fucking bad guy. 0.99

01:03:12.000 This is a bad guy. 1.00

01:03:13.000 Here's a good guy.

01:03:13.000 Good guy can't use his legs.

01:03:15.000 Wouldn't it be awesome if he could be one of those blue things?

01:03:17.000 Pa-pow. 1.00

01:03:18.000 I never saw the fucking thing. 1.00

01:03:19.000 Fucking movie's great! 1.00

01:03:20.000 I never saw it. 1.00

01:03:21.000 I never wanted to see it.

01:03:23.000 I thought that they put too much money into it.

01:03:25.000 Too much.

01:03:26.000 Anybody can make a movie if I give you $600 million.

01:03:29.000 It's not.

01:03:30.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:03:31.000 Any idiot can make a movie if I give you 600 mil. 1.00

01:03:33.000 Joey, it's James Cameron. 1.00

01:03:35.000 James Cameron is a monster.

01:03:37.000 I love James Cameron.

01:03:38.000 He's made so many amazing movies.

01:03:39.000 He's made some great movies. 1.00

01:03:40.000 He's a fucking killer. 1.00

01:03:41.000 I think that time, it's like building an ego. 1.00

01:03:43.000 It was like fucking building a team to put a movie together, which I understand, but... 0.96

01:03:50.000 600 million, you know, it's Oscar nominated, but I love them. 0.99

01:03:54.000 They shunned him.

01:03:54.000 They shunned him?

01:03:55.000 No.

01:03:56.000 Who shunned him?

01:03:57.000 At the Oscars.

01:03:58.000 He walked in and he thought he was bad to the bone.

01:04:00.000 He was sitting there with his little new girlfriend and his ex-wife directed Hurt Locker.

01:04:06.000 Whoa.

01:04:08.000 So they're both up for the same thing.

01:04:10.000 Oh.

01:04:10.000 And he's sitting there looking at Spielberg, like, winking at him and winking at all the other white people, like, what's happening?

01:04:15.000 And all of a sudden they go to announce the winner of the best movie.

01:04:21.000 And they showed up at Barbra Streisand.

01:04:23.000 Oh.

01:04:24.000 And once you pay her fee, you know what her number is just to walk out of the house?

01:04:27.000 What's her number?

01:04:28.000 Big.

01:04:29.000 Big?

01:04:29.000 Big.

01:04:30.000 I imagine.

01:04:31.000 She's Barbra Streisand. 0.91

01:04:32.000 Look at when she does the theaters. 0.99

01:04:34.000 Her tickets are more expensive than the fucking Laker tickets. 0.98

01:04:38.000 When she did the Staples Center, cheapest ticket, three bills by the refrigerator. 0.99

01:04:44.000 2,000 to sit on the floor. 1.00

01:04:46.000 Barbra Streisand don't fuck around. 1.00

01:04:48.000 So when they call her, it's because she's lighting somebody's asshole up. 1.00

01:04:53.000 Even James Cameron knew. 1.00

01:04:54.000 When he saw her, he put his head down.

01:04:56.000 Look at the tape.

01:04:57.000 He knew what he was done.

01:04:58.000 And she came out and gave it to her.

01:05:00.000 He lost that to his wife.

01:05:01.000 Hurt Locker, though.

01:05:04.000 That was like a culturally significant movie at the time of a war.

01:05:10.000 That was super well done. 0.95

01:05:12.000 There was no bullshit in that movie. 1.00

01:05:13.000 That is a good fucking movie. 1.00

01:05:16.000 Hurt Locker is one of those movies at the end of it you go, Jesus. 0.99

01:05:19.000 Speaking of Hurt Locker, did you see what happened in New Jersey yesterday?

01:05:21.000 What happened?

01:05:22.000 Ice went to New Jersey to go into some Jewish place. 0.93

01:05:26.000 And Jews got together and held hands and 36 of them got arrested. 1.00

01:05:30.000 I've always said those Jersey Jews don't fuck around, Doug. 1.00

01:05:33.000 East Coast Jews. 1.00

01:05:34.000 All of them.

01:05:35.000 Jersey, New York, Brooklyn.

01:05:36.000 They held hands and went up against ice.

01:05:38.000 Good for them.

01:05:39.000 Little young kids. 1.00

01:05:40.000 They don't fuck around in those jerseys. 1.00

01:05:41.000 I was telling Lee last night. 1.00

01:05:43.000 Lee, you know they sell more neck braces in Jersey than they do across the country?

01:05:49.000 Because there's a lot of Jews in Jersey that just wear neck braces. 1.00

01:05:52.000 Did you know that?

01:05:53.000 Why?

01:05:53.000 Because then they're under lawsuit.

01:05:56.000 Oh.

01:05:57.000 So they just get hurt all the time.

01:05:58.000 Every time I go to the Meadowlands, there'd be eight guys with neck braces on at the Meadowlands.

01:06:03.000 And I asked around, what goes on?

01:06:05.000 You don't know what that is?

01:06:06.000 They have somebody on the paper.

01:06:09.000 They have a court case going.

01:06:11.000 Oh, that's so funny. 1.00

01:06:12.000 So they got to wear fucking neck braces. 1.00

01:06:14.000 So they call them the Jewish gold chains in Jersey. 1.00

01:06:16.000 You didn't know that, Doug?

01:06:20.000 They call a neck brace a Jewish gold chain.

01:06:24.000 So racist. 1.00

01:06:24.000 Like, when you go get a fucking neck brace, you have to back order him in Jersey. 1.00

01:06:28.000 Like, they fucking... 1.00

01:06:29.000 But Jewish folks are interesting in that it's a religion and a race. 1.00

01:06:32.000 It's a religion.

01:06:33.000 It's like a both, right? 0.68

01:06:34.000 Kind of.

01:06:35.000 Because a lot...

01:06:36.000 Like, Jewish... 1.00

01:06:36.000 Ari's Jewish, but Ari's not religious anymore at all. 1.00

01:06:39.000 No, he went over and did the whole fucking thing. 0.99

01:06:41.000 But he's Jewish. 1.00

01:06:42.000 Yeah, he's Jewish.

01:06:43.000 Yeah, it's a different animal.

01:06:45.000 There's a lot of Jewish atheists.

01:06:46.000 You're like, how... 1.00

01:06:47.000 How the fuck... 0.99

01:06:49.000 How can you do that? 1.00

01:06:50.000 How does that work?

01:06:51.000 They just do it.

01:06:51.000 They identify with that tribe.

01:06:54.000 It's part of a tribe.

01:06:55.000 It's like a tribe.

01:06:57.000 Right?

01:06:58.000 Like a tribe and a religion and a race. 0.54

01:07:01.000 It's like three things.

01:07:02.000 Dog, when I was a kid, I knew a Jersey Jew.

01:07:04.000 He was an attorney.

01:07:04.000 His name was Cozy.

01:07:05.000 This motherfucker didn't even smile. 1.00

01:07:07.000 Wow. 1.00

01:07:08.000 People were going to him because they called him guaranteed 30. Like, he would get you $30,000 for anything.

01:07:13.000 Like, people would cut their thumb and just go down there.

01:07:15.000 Guaranteed 30?

01:07:17.000 30 Gs.

01:07:18.000 And then you take an advance from him.

01:07:19.000 You get hurt and you take an advance from him.

01:07:21.000 Coach, let me get 10 Gs.

01:07:23.000 When we were in Brooklyn the last time, when we were going to...

01:07:27.000 Peter Luger's and so we drove through these Hasidic neighborhoods and these you know, what are the ones like Ari?

01:07:34.000 There's Orthodox Jews.

01:07:35.000 There's a big community of Orthodox Jews, but in New York and Brooklyn particularly and Ari was explaining how they didn't they don't leave this community This is where they they stay.

01:07:46.000 These are all their people. 0.97

01:07:47.000 They don't give a fuck about what's happening in the outside world. 0.98

01:07:49.000 I'm like, what? 0.98

01:07:51.000 You just see this interesting subculture.

01:07:54.000 It's one of the more cool things about New York.

01:07:56.000 You get to be in that kind of...

01:07:58.000 That's like a genuine...

01:08:00.000 Even though they're isolated, they have their own neighborhood, it's a genuine melting pot in that regard.

01:08:04.000 You can go to a Chinatown, like a real Chinatown.

01:08:07.000 You go to Chinatown in New York City, that's a different animal, man. 1.00

01:08:10.000 I mean, you might as well be in some part of Asia. 0.98

01:08:12.000 Fucking Mohawk is a tremendous restaurant. 0.97

01:08:15.000 What's the name of it? 0.99

01:08:16.000 Mohawk.

01:08:17.000 Where's that?

01:08:18.000 It's in Mott Street.

01:08:19.000 It's open 24 hours.

01:08:20.000 They got real 24 hour joints in New York. 0.99

01:08:23.000 Just put the fucking menu up from Mohawk. 0.99

01:08:26.000 When I was in New York shooting that movie, the one night I was starving. 0.99

01:08:29.000 I got stoned.

01:08:31.000 And at 1.30, I go, I can't do it.

01:08:33.000 I called Mohawk.

01:08:35.000 I go, what time you open till?

01:08:36.000 They go, we'll open.

01:08:38.000 I hung up the phone.

01:08:39.000 I went on Uber.

01:08:39.000 It was a $10 cab ride.

01:08:42.000 And I go, I'm going to go to Warhop and I chickened out Joe Rogan.

01:08:45.000 I got a heart attack.

01:08:46.000 Who goes to Warhop at 2 in the morning?

01:08:48.000 You'll get a heart attack. 1.00

01:08:49.000 All that sodium will fucking kill me at 2 in the morning. 0.99

01:08:52.000 I'll be up for two days. 0.97

01:08:55.000 We often went to Chinatown after playing pool because it was like the best thing back in my early stand-up days when I didn't have obligations.

01:09:02.000 We'd stay up playing pool until 2, 3 in the morning and then go and you have a real meal.

01:09:06.000 Like a really good meal.

01:09:08.000 I think I have a heart attack now. 1.00

01:09:10.000 That big ass meal at night with egg rolls and steak on a stick and fucking... 1.00

01:09:17.000 Just the pork fried rice alone will set you off. 1.00

01:09:20.000 Was there even Diet Coke back then?

01:09:22.000 When did Diet Coke get invented?

01:09:25.000 No, there's always been...

01:09:26.000 We always had Fresca.

01:09:28.000 Yeah, we always had Fresca.

01:09:28.000 When we were kids, my mother had Fresca and Tab.

01:09:31.000 I drank Tab, my mother had Tab.

01:09:33.000 People got super sad when Tab went away.

01:09:36.000 I remember people would be all bummed out.

01:09:38.000 I love Tab, but Tab was a girl's drink. 1.00

01:09:41.000 That was a girl's drink. 1.00

01:09:42.000 Yeah, Tab, Fresca.

01:09:44.000 Fresca was more of a girl's drink.

01:09:46.000 But Tab was a girl's drink because it had a pink can. 1.00

01:09:49.000 Didn't Tab have a pink can? 0.94

01:09:51.000 Yes, yes.

01:09:52.000 It says 1982. That's when Tab went away?

01:09:54.000 No, Diet Coke.

01:09:55.000 Oh, wow.

01:09:56.000 I thought it was older than that.

01:09:59.000 Me too.

01:10:00.000 Yeah.

01:10:01.000 I still remember in 85 when they changed the recipe. 1.00

01:10:04.000 That was 85 and motherfuckers went nuts. 1.00

01:10:06.000 They went crazy. 1.00

01:10:07.000 Yeah, they really did.

01:10:08.000 They went crazy.

01:10:09.000 New Coke.

01:10:10.000 Like, what?

01:10:10.000 You're on Coke.

01:10:12.000 Why would you fuck with the taste of the best soda of all time? 0.99

01:10:16.000 Coca-Cola is the best tasting soda of all time. 0.99

01:10:18.000 And there's other stuff that's really good.

01:10:20.000 Like, root beer is really good.

01:10:21.000 It's interesting. 0.99

01:10:22.000 But there's a reason why that shit sold a billion fucking trillion gallons over the past... 1.00

01:10:26.000 So Tab had saccharin in it and led to bladder cancer and rats. 0.99

01:10:31.000 People found that out and then the popularity declined exactly when Diet Coke came out in 1982. Oh, they got set up.

01:10:38.000 Put on your pink tinfoil.

01:10:42.000 Let me see a picture of it.

01:10:43.000 What did a Tab can look like?

01:10:45.000 Was it pink?

01:10:46.000 I'm trying to remember.

01:10:47.000 See, again, memories.

01:10:48.000 Okay.

01:10:49.000 Like I was talking about.

01:10:50.000 I know that that registers with me.

01:10:53.000 Okay?

01:10:53.000 I know that that makes sense.

01:10:55.000 Yeah, that's what Tab looked like. 0.95

01:10:56.000 That makes sense.

01:10:57.000 But it was a Coca-Cola company also. 0.99

01:11:00.000 So I think Coca-Cola discontinued Tab, put more fucking cancer in it, and sold it as Diet Coke. 0.97

01:11:08.000 What I was going to say is I could never draw that. 0.98

01:11:11.000 Like if you asked me to draw what a Tab can looks like.

01:11:15.000 I wouldn't be able to do it.

01:11:16.000 I knew it was in that realm of that red, but it wasn't called red.

01:11:20.000 But that's what I'm talking about with memory.

01:11:22.000 You know, memory is a weird thing.

01:11:26.000 It's very weird.

01:11:27.000 Because my memory with numbers is pretty good.

01:11:30.000 I remember a lot of important dates and times and things and statistics.

01:11:36.000 I can remember a lot of statistics.

01:11:38.000 And I remember a lot of fights.

01:11:40.000 I could pretty much tell you what the outcome was.

01:11:43.000 How much do I remember of seeing it?

01:11:46.000 How much can I pull up and watch again?

01:11:49.000 How accurate is that?

01:11:50.000 I don't know.

01:11:51.000 I was more of a sporting guy when I was growing up, and yesterday I was on a plane, and they had DirecTV on there, and they were showing the best 10. I was looking at the iPad anyway.

01:12:03.000 I was watching something on the iPad, but that screen was on, and they were showing the best 10 football plays.

01:12:09.000 And they showed Joe Montana throw it to Dwight Clark in 81. And right away, my memory's like, wait a second, I won 800 on that game.

01:12:17.000 Because I had the over, I had San Francisco getting a point. 0.95

01:12:21.000 Fucking Dallas went into San Francisco giving a point in those days. 0.99

01:12:25.000 Not on my clock. 0.99

01:12:26.000 Not when Snowy Joey was throwing heat.

01:12:28.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:12:29.000 That's when Snowy Joey was up there, snowing coke, throwing fucking touchdowns up there, Joe Montana. 0.98

01:12:35.000 Like, I have all, like, who, look at that. 0.99

01:12:38.000 Jesus Christ.

01:12:40.000 Oh, no, no.

01:12:40.000 There was a catch that some giant made with one hand.

01:12:43.000 I don't know what the fuck. 0.99

01:12:45.000 Oh, my God. 0.99

01:12:46.000 They showed the best 10 catches.

01:12:48.000 I was sitting there, and I was just looking at them, but I saw this one catch.

01:12:52.000 I don't know what the, I think this is the kid they traded. 0.97

01:12:54.000 He just reaches up, and the defender, he fucking pulls it in. 0.98

01:12:58.000 Oh, yeah. 0.99

01:12:59.000 I don't know if it's Odell Beckham.

01:13:01.000 I thought it was Odell Beckham.

01:13:02.000 It's like his specialty is doing those catches.

01:13:05.000 Did you see Francis Ngannou knock out Junior Dos Santos?

01:13:07.000 Yeah, I didn't even think it was a real knockout.

01:13:09.000 He just blushed him.

01:13:10.000 Look at him.

01:13:11.000 He hit him and he went down and held his head.

01:13:13.000 Let him fight it out with him.

01:13:14.000 Listen, that fight was over.

01:13:16.000 You gotta listen to me.

01:13:17.000 That fight was over.

01:13:18.000 Did he hit him that hard?

01:13:18.000 Yeah, it doesn't matter.

01:13:19.000 The scary thing is he just clipped him.

01:13:21.000 He clipped him?

01:13:22.000 He clipped him, rocked him, put him down, pounded on his head, and Junior just couldn't even move.

01:13:27.000 He just laid there and take it, and they stopped it quick.

01:13:29.000 That was 100% legitimate.

01:13:32.000 100% legitimate knowledge.

01:13:33.000 I thought between you and I that this would go a little longer.

01:13:36.000 I thought that he was a seasoned veteran.

01:13:38.000 I thought that he would go at least take it into the third round and try to, you know, nullify his power by the third round. 1.00

01:13:45.000 You can't keep throwing those fucking aim makers. 0.98

01:13:47.000 I thought he was going to wrestle him a little bit. 0.99

01:13:49.000 It was not what I anticipated.

01:13:50.000 It was not the game plan.

01:13:52.000 I thought.

01:13:53.000 I got off stage and it was starting.

01:13:54.000 As I walked into the green room, they were going. 0.95

01:13:59.000 And I was so fucking happy. 0.84

01:14:01.000 I'm like, let me watch this. 0.94

01:14:02.000 I go, I think Junior has a shot here. 1.00

01:14:05.000 As I thought that he was already on the floor holding his fucking forehead. 0.99

01:14:08.000 Junior had a good start where he was kicking the leg, especially the lower part of the leg. 1.00

01:14:14.000 You could really fuck someone up with that. 0.98

01:14:16.000 He knocked him off balance. 1.00

01:14:18.000 And that can really fuck you up, man. 0.94

01:14:20.000 It can really mess up your movement. 0.53

01:14:22.000 And if that was the case, if we was able to mess up his movement and get him to miss a little bit, you know, get him so that he was having a hard time moving correctly and keep chewing on that leg, then maybe there would be openings for him to jump in with some punches.

01:14:37.000 The problem is when they're both on the outside, Francis is bigger and the consequences are way more grave.

01:14:44.000 If Francis clips you, it's nighty-night, I don't care who you are.

01:14:48.000 He's so confident in it too.

01:14:50.000 He moves forward and he's going to throw everything full speed. 0.98

01:14:53.000 The first round with him is extremely dangerous because he's just trying to take you the fuck out. 0.96

01:14:59.000 It takes a guy like Stipe.

01:15:01.000 Stipe Miocic saw what he was doing and what he did was just ride with it.

01:15:07.000 Just moved away from it.

01:15:09.000 Kept his hands up.

01:15:11.000 When Francis was coming after him, he used good defense and he kept moving and kept picking away at him, picking away at him, picking away at him, taking his shots when they were there and then started wearing Francis down, taking him down, beating him up and then just dominated him.

01:15:25.000 Clear-cut, unanimous decision for five rounds.

01:15:27.000 It takes a guy like that, a guy like Stipe that has the mental fortitude to stick to a game plan, not panic in the firefight.

01:15:35.000 Because that's what happens with Ngannou.

01:15:37.000 You're like, Jesus Christ, I'm going to see lights any second now.

01:15:41.000 I'm going to see a big flash, and I'm going to be out cold.

01:15:44.000 Any second now it's coming, and you see the reaction they have to him.

01:15:48.000 They fight different.

01:15:49.000 They fight different with him than they do with anybody else.

01:15:52.000 Because the consequences are so grave.

01:15:54.000 You watch the way he knocked out Aleister over him.

01:15:57.000 The consequences are so grave.

01:15:59.000 So everyone's scared.

01:16:00.000 It's normal.

01:16:01.000 Everyone's scared to fight.

01:16:02.000 At least there's going to be some anxiety or fear.

01:16:06.000 Your heart rate's going to get jacked.

01:16:08.000 Your adrenaline's going to be pumping.

01:16:09.000 But it's even more so if the consequences are more grave. 0.97

01:16:13.000 If you're going to fucking take a skateboard down a small hill, you're not freaking out. 0.98

01:16:17.000 But if you're taking a skateboard down... 0.99

01:16:20.000 Down like four mile canyon.

01:16:21.000 What is that four mile in Boulder?

01:16:22.000 What is that one of those crazy roads that goes Sunshine Canyon, right? 1.00

01:16:27.000 If you're taking a skateboard down that, going 50 miles an hour, you're going to shit your fucking pants. 0.99

01:16:31.000 You're going to try to land this thing right. 1.00

01:16:33.000 Try to figure out how not to die here.

01:16:35.000 Because the consequences are so much graver.

01:16:37.000 You're going to be more jacked.

01:16:39.000 And that's what happens to these guys when they fight Francis.

01:16:41.000 The consequences are so grave.

01:16:42.000 They make mistakes.

01:16:44.000 And then with Junior, he reached for an overhand right.

01:16:47.000 He just really, really extended himself.

01:16:50.000 You can't do that with Francis.

01:16:51.000 He just clips you.

01:16:52.000 The scary thing is it's true with Krokov.

01:16:54.000 Everybody has a game plan, and then they get punched in the face.

01:16:56.000 That's Mike Tyson.

01:16:57.000 Mike Tyson said that.

01:16:58.000 Oh, Mike Tyson said that.

01:16:58.000 I think it's un gallo that, you know, once you get that first point.

01:17:03.000 I only saw two fights.

01:17:04.000 The funniest one was the first one against a kid from Dallas.

01:17:08.000 Props to him.

01:17:09.000 He went up against a lieutenant in the KKK. The guy drew blue on his face at the weigh-in.

01:17:15.000 They almost got into a little scuffle in the weigh-in. 0.99

01:17:18.000 He had no fucking love in his face. 0.99

01:17:21.000 He didn't smile one time. 1.00

01:17:22.000 He was definitely a member of the KKK. And this little black dude from Dallas came in. 0.95

01:17:28.000 And he did a spinning back kick and that dude, it was all over.

01:17:31.000 I don't know who you're talking about.

01:17:32.000 First fight on the main card.

01:17:34.000 Which fight?

01:17:35.000 Undefeated from the non-contender series.

01:17:38.000 Oh, I didn't see that fight.

01:17:39.000 First fight on the card.

01:17:40.000 He's 8-0 now out of Dallas.

01:17:42.000 Strong little guy.

01:17:43.000 Really good.

01:17:45.000 He's going to grow a little bit.

01:17:47.000 He's going to get knocked out once before he really makes that big jump.

01:17:51.000 But once he gets it, the guy kept doing spinning back kicks on him.

01:17:55.000 The second one, he was right in his back. 1.00

01:17:58.000 This guy just hates black people. 1.00

01:18:00.000 Who? 1.00

01:18:00.000 The guy on the right? 1.00

01:18:01.000 No, that's Paul Craig.

01:18:02.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:18:03.000 That guy there?

01:18:03.000 Paul Craig is great.

01:18:05.000 No, he's probably great. 1.00

01:18:05.000 It's a fucking joke. 1.00

01:18:07.000 I know, but that's a real person. 1.00

01:18:09.000 He went in with a tough face, you know, like fucking the guy from, he went in there like fucking Braveheart. 0.99

01:18:15.000 He's a tough guy. 0.99

01:18:16.000 Paul Craig is a good guy, too. 1.00

01:18:17.000 But wait till you see the fucking fight. 0.99

01:18:19.000 I'll see it. 1.00

01:18:19.000 No, it was great. 1.00

01:18:21.000 The guy waited for the second one, and when the foot landed, he was right behind him.

01:18:26.000 And that'd be no time.

01:18:27.000 Click! 0.99

01:18:28.000 Guy turned around, and he hit him with a fucking drop in right hand. 0.99

01:18:32.000 You could see his feet just go. 1.00

01:18:33.000 You know when you come, are your feet just playing?

01:18:36.000 Same thing.

01:18:37.000 It looked like he came.

01:18:38.000 He just went.

01:18:39.000 Jamie's got it.

01:18:41.000 Oh, Jesus.

01:18:42.000 Yeah.

01:18:43.000 That's the first one.

01:18:44.000 So right away, he timed it.

01:18:49.000 That's it.

01:18:50.000 Oh, man.

01:18:51.000 The last one he did while the guy was already out.

01:18:54.000 Tremendous.

01:18:54.000 Boom.

01:18:56.000 Boom.

01:18:57.000 Boom.

01:18:57.000 There he goes.

01:18:57.000 Boom.

01:18:59.000 Boom.

01:18:59.000 There he go.

01:19:00.000 He's probably right now reading fucking Malcolm X's biography. 0.99

01:19:05.000 Jesus. 1.00

01:19:05.000 That was ferocious. 1.00

01:19:06.000 Yeah.

01:19:06.000 That was ferocious.

01:19:09.000 Why do people want... 1.00

01:19:10.000 Fuck it. 1.00

01:19:10.000 I wonder why people want to spin that much. 1.00

01:19:13.000 You know, those like that... 1.00

01:19:14.000 I hate all that shit. 1.00

01:19:15.000 Spinning punches. 1.00

01:19:17.000 Why are you giving your back to a killer?

01:19:19.000 I never understood it.

01:19:20.000 Well, that's not what I'm saying.

01:19:21.000 I'm saying if you're not that good at it.

01:19:23.000 He doesn't have like a really fast...

01:19:25.000 You didn't commit to it.

01:19:26.000 Edson Barboza...

01:19:27.000 Okay?

01:19:28.000 Edson Barboza wheel kicks people and puts them on Pluto. 0.94

01:19:31.000 He's spinning back kicks you to the body. 0.99

01:19:33.000 I mean, his kicks, his spinning kicks are fucking insane. 0.99

01:19:37.000 But these guys are not that good. 0.98

01:19:39.000 Like, what I'm saying is, like, Paul Craig, that's not his specialty.

01:19:41.000 He's more of a grappler.

01:19:42.000 I mean, he can strike, obviously.

01:19:44.000 He's a good striker.

01:19:45.000 But I wouldn't think that he would want to throw spin kicks.

01:19:48.000 He's not like a Taekwondo guy, I don't think.

01:19:49.000 If you don't do Taekwondo for 10 years, why are you spinning kicking in the UFC against an athletic player?

01:19:55.000 Guy, you know, all those things.

01:19:57.000 I hate when they, even that reverse punch, when the guy keeps doing it and doing it, I'm like, you know what, choke him. 1.00

01:20:02.000 Bust him in the fucking ear. 0.99

01:20:04.000 See, when you're talking about like Edson Barboza, though, like the spinning kick he landed on Dan Hangman, kept fucking kicking his body with those spinning back kicks, just fucking insane. 1.00

01:20:12.000 You gotta commit to that spinning back kick. 0.99

01:20:14.000 Speaking of my commitment, how about Max Holloway spinning the little fucking cap off the bottle? 0.99

01:20:18.000 Isn't that cute? 0.98

01:20:19.000 And then they got the guitar player did it?

01:20:21.000 Yeah.

01:20:21.000 What's his name?

01:20:22.000 John Mayer.

01:20:23.000 John Mayer.

01:20:23.000 Yeah, he did it too.

01:20:24.000 So did Max Holloway invented it?

01:20:26.000 I don't know how.

01:20:27.000 I just saw it on...

01:20:28.000 Is he the first one?

01:20:30.000 That's amazing.

01:20:31.000 Everybody's trying to do it now.

01:20:32.000 That's amazing. 0.95

01:20:34.000 Max Holloway, he's such a fucking cool guy. 0.86

01:20:37.000 I love that guy. 0.96

01:20:38.000 Wynn plays the show.

01:20:40.000 He's a champion.

01:20:41.000 He'll come back.

01:20:41.000 Yeah, man.

01:20:42.000 Like, who the fuck loses better than him? 0.99

01:20:43.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:20:44.000 He's tremendous.

01:20:44.000 The way he lost to Dustin Poirier.

01:20:46.000 Tremendous.

01:20:47.000 Zero excuses, all love, all happiness.

01:20:49.000 He's amazing.

01:20:50.000 Jason Statham, what's he doing?

01:20:51.000 What's going on?

01:20:51.000 He didn't say two.

01:20:52.000 No, let me see.

01:20:53.000 He's a real karate guy.

01:20:54.000 Jason Statham has real striking skills.

01:20:58.000 Like, you can tell even the way he's standing here.

01:21:00.000 Like, the way he's moving.

01:21:02.000 No, no, no.

01:21:02.000 He's going to spin.

01:21:03.000 Yeah.

01:21:05.000 But even the way he's doing it, this guy's got real skill.

01:21:08.000 Look at that.

01:21:12.000 Kapow.

01:21:14.000 He achieved a very high level of skill in karate. 0.98

01:21:20.000 I don't know exactly what it was, but from people that I know that have done martial arts with him and trained with him, they said, that guy's a bad motherfucker, like a legit badass, really knows martial arts. 0.97

01:21:35.000 I believe it. 0.98

01:21:36.000 Right?

01:21:36.000 You see him, you're like, I believe it.

01:21:38.000 See him in, like, Snatch, one of those movies.

01:21:40.000 Like, yeah. 1.00

01:21:41.000 He fuck people up. 0.99

01:21:42.000 Aided a mechanic, too. 1.00

01:21:44.000 That's why I don't even look at his face.

01:21:45.000 Yeah, I know.

01:21:45.000 I know it bothers you, but hey, it's a gig.

01:21:47.000 I don't want to look at his fucking face. 0.99

01:21:49.000 You understand? 1.00

01:21:49.000 Gotta take a gig. 1.00

01:21:52.000 It's hard, man.

01:21:53.000 I'm ashamed of him.

01:21:54.000 You really should just say to them, hey, let's not do that.

01:21:57.000 Let's just write a movie that's similar and an homage to it.

01:22:00.000 And no, they didn't even do an homage.

01:22:01.000 That's what really pissed me.

01:22:02.000 There was no respect at any level for Charles Bronson. 0.99

01:22:06.000 Not even a fucking ounce. 0.99

01:22:08.000 Not even an ounce. 0.99

01:22:09.000 Why?

01:22:09.000 Why do you say that?

01:22:10.000 What do you mean?

01:22:11.000 If you watch the mechanic and study the mechanic, it just wasn't a white guy shooting people.

01:22:16.000 He was very calculated.

01:22:18.000 There was no very calculated.

01:22:20.000 Everything was made to look like it was an accident.

01:22:24.000 It's one of the best beginnings.

01:22:26.000 The only movie that starts better than The Mechanic is Scarface.

01:22:31.000 There's something that has a better opening, I forget. 0.98

01:22:34.000 There's no fucking dialogue for 11 minutes, 12 minutes. 0.99

01:22:38.000 It's him setting up a guy to make it look like the fucking... 1.00

01:22:43.000 Heater blew up. 0.99

01:22:44.000 Like those type of guys. 0.99

01:22:46.000 I had a friend that he used to say the best way to kill somebody is breaking the house, take the fucking pipe, the gas thing out of the stove, point it down, and light a can on the refrigerator, and then leave. 1.00

01:22:59.000 Whoa. 0.99

01:23:00.000 And give it 15, 20 minutes, and it's night-night Irene.

01:23:03.000 What is this, Jamie?

01:23:04.000 This is the beginning of the mechanic.

01:23:06.000 This is the beginning of the mechanic.

01:23:08.000 This is the beginning of the original one.

01:23:09.000 The original one.

01:23:10.000 Wow.

01:23:11.000 You know, Jan Michael Vincent's father, in the movie, Charles Bronson kills. 0.86

01:23:17.000 He gets a contract to kill him.

01:23:18.000 That's how Jan Michael drifts to him. 0.93

01:23:21.000 When he killed him, it made him look like he had a heart attack.

01:23:23.000 He went to his medical file, and he saw he had a weak heart, and he went to meet him, and then he shot at the road.

01:23:31.000 And he goes, run, run.

01:23:32.000 So it was the guy who was running.

01:23:34.000 He had a heart attack. 0.99

01:23:36.000 Jason Stratham and whoever the fuck made the movie make it look like he was just shooting up Charlie. 0.99

01:23:41.000 Now you're saying to me, Joey, why do you take so much offense? 1.00

01:23:43.000 Because it's, you know, it's the fucking mechanic. 1.00

01:23:47.000 It was that good of a goddamn movie. 1.00

01:23:50.000 You know, they redid Death Wish. 1.00

01:23:52.000 No, no, no.

01:23:52.000 You know, you can't redo Death Wish.

01:23:55.000 One of the most disturbing movies you'll ever see.

01:23:57.000 Bruce Willis. 1.00

01:23:58.000 Yeah, he should be shot and hung and shot again. 1.00

01:24:01.000 Okay? 1.00

01:24:02.000 I mean, he did fucking... 0.99

01:24:04.000 Listen, you know what Death Wish has that nobody remembers? 0.99

01:24:07.000 What?

01:24:08.000 And I saw it when I was 10. This is why I don't play that shit. 1.00

01:24:11.000 It has one of the most disturbing rape scenes you'll ever see. 1.00

01:24:16.000 And Jeff Goldblum's in it. 1.00

01:24:19.000 Remember, they knocked his daughter out, raped her, spray-painted her ass. 1.00

01:24:23.000 I left that movie being 11, like, fearing for my mom now. 1.00

01:24:27.000 Yeah.

01:24:27.000 Like, I left there, and I became tired with my mom at the bar.

01:24:31.000 I tried to get a stick and a knife.

01:24:33.000 Like, that could happen to women? 1.00

01:24:35.000 Like, that happens to women? 1.00

01:24:36.000 Like, guys just rip their pants off?

01:24:38.000 I didn't know. 1.00

01:24:38.000 I didn't know what that shit was until I watched the, uh, whatever the fuck it is, Death Wish. 1.00

01:24:44.000 It's a different world for women. 1.00

01:24:46.000 Yeah, I couldn't even believe it when I watched that.

01:24:49.000 They never talk about how disturbing that scene is.

01:24:51.000 That's a thing that most men never have to think about.

01:24:55.000 Unless you're in jail, most men, most men don't have to think about that.

01:24:59.000 All women have to think about that. 1.00

01:25:00.000 You know what happened, right?

01:25:01.000 He goes to Arizona.

01:25:02.000 They sent him to Arizona to build the building.

01:25:05.000 And he becomes a redneck. 0.65

01:25:07.000 And the redneck's like, man, that can't happen to you.

01:25:10.000 He goes, I'll put a little something in your bag for you to take back up to those big city folks. 0.99

01:25:15.000 When Charles Bronson got back to his house, it was a fucking white cannon from Texas. 1.00

01:25:24.000 Paul Kersey, he was an architect. 1.00

01:25:26.000 He gave him a fucking cannon. 0.99

01:25:29.000 So Charles Bronson said, let me go out and have some fun and see what happens. 1.00

01:25:32.000 First night, some guy's like, hey, old timer, give me 20 bucks.

01:25:36.000 And you could see the panic in his face.

01:25:38.000 He was an old man.

01:25:39.000 He stole it. 0.90

01:25:40.000 He stole it. 1.00

01:25:41.000 He didn't take it out and say, fuck you. 1.00

01:25:42.000 No. 1.00

01:25:43.000 He was panicked.

01:25:44.000 And then he shot the guy in the subway scene.

01:25:46.000 You could see he's scared. 0.99

01:25:48.000 You remember when I fucking... 0.99

01:25:49.000 Look at him. 1.00

01:25:50.000 Look at him.

01:25:51.000 Oh, this is great.

01:25:52.000 That's right.

01:25:52.000 Right here.

01:25:53.000 Look, he's just an old man, dog. 0.99

01:25:55.000 53 years old. 1.00

01:25:58.000 Fucking killing it in America. 1.00

01:26:00.000 Giving men like you and me hope. 1.00

01:26:02.000 He was giving older men hope, this fucking guy, right? 0.98

01:26:04.000 I think he was at least 50 years old when he was in... 0.99

01:26:09.000 Oh, wow.

01:26:10.000 Look, look how scared he is.

01:26:12.000 Baya!

01:26:13.000 Balapinga! 0.92

01:26:14.000 Right there you go.

01:26:15.000 Bah! 0.97

01:26:16.000 Look at him.

01:26:17.000 He's just scared, petrified. 0.99

01:26:18.000 Oh, the suit on, shooting these guys. 0.97

01:26:19.000 Yeah!

01:26:20.000 This is a brilliant film. 0.99

01:26:22.000 They'll never do that again because they won't take these little fucking details. 0.99

01:26:26.000 He was petrified. 0.99

01:26:28.000 That's a great scene.

01:26:30.000 In the hard times, I think he was 50 years old by then.

01:26:34.000 Remember when he played that boxer?

01:26:36.000 The mechanic, he was 51, I think, hard times.

01:26:39.000 Yeah, bro.

01:26:40.000 I think he was 51 in hard times.

01:26:42.000 There was no TRT back then, son.

01:26:43.000 That dude was doing push-ups, chin-ups, steak and eggs.

01:26:47.000 And he was going to Formosa.

01:26:48.000 I forgot what people...

01:26:49.000 What's Formosa?

01:26:50.000 That Formosa Cafe, that little bar down there.

01:26:53.000 That's where he would go? 1.00

01:26:54.000 Like to eat or some shit. 1.00

01:26:55.000 He lived down there? 0.99

01:26:57.000 I don't know what the deal was.

01:26:58.000 Where did he live?

01:26:59.000 Well, when he came to L.A., that's where he took the name Bronson from, was that street in Hollywood.

01:27:04.000 Really?

01:27:05.000 Bronson.

01:27:06.000 What was his real name?

01:27:06.000 He's a Polak.

01:27:09.000 Radinsky.

01:27:10.000 Something just that they told him, like, you can't.

01:27:13.000 Pachinsky.

01:27:13.000 Yeah, you can't.

01:27:13.000 Pachinsky?

01:27:14.000 Yeah, you can't have that name.

01:27:16.000 So he looked around Hollywood.

01:27:18.000 Perfect. 0.99

01:27:19.000 And said, Bronson, do you fucking believe that? 1.00

01:27:22.000 When you hear that shit, like, wait a second. 1.00

01:27:24.000 So you were walking down the street. 1.00

01:27:26.000 It's like when you had Jamie Foxx on here.

01:27:28.000 Yeah.

01:27:29.000 He made his name Jamie Foxx because people would think he was a hot chick.

01:27:33.000 Exactly.

01:27:33.000 That is the most brilliant thing I've ever heard in my life.

01:27:36.000 Jamie Foxx was a bad motherfucker. 0.99

01:27:37.000 A brilliant man. 1.00

01:27:38.000 He's a brilliant man.

01:27:39.000 Brilliant.

01:27:39.000 The fact that he figured that out.

01:27:41.000 Yeah.

01:27:41.000 If I'm a hot chick.

01:27:43.000 Because they pick your name on the lineup, they see that Jamie Foxx, you get a chance to get up there.

01:27:47.000 So smart.

01:27:49.000 If a guy sees that Foxx, whatever, Jamie, especially with an I, he spells it J-I-M-I. Does he?

01:27:59.000 Yeah.

01:27:59.000 Doesn't he Jamie?

01:28:00.000 Oh, he's basically regular Jamie. 0.99

01:28:02.000 That makes you think it's a broad right off the fucking bat. 0.99

01:28:05.000 If it's Jamie, J-A-Y-M-I-E, I would say it's a girl. 1.00

01:28:09.000 Yeah, usually the I before the M is a girl spelling.

01:28:11.000 There's a lot of those weird words like Sean.

01:28:14.000 There's a lot of hot Seans that are girls, right? 0.97

01:28:17.000 What else?

01:28:18.000 What other ones?

01:28:19.000 It's a guarantee.

01:28:20.000 They used to be like Stacy.

01:28:21.000 They used to be named Dude Stacy.

01:28:23.000 Like Stacy Keech.

01:28:26.000 You know, there's a lot of dudes, like in their 60s, they used to name guys Stacy.

01:28:31.000 There's a name that a friend of mine had that was a guy, I can't remember it now.

01:28:36.000 Wasn't there one of the weird guys in Airplane?

01:28:39.000 Leslie.

01:28:40.000 Leslie.

01:28:41.000 Leslie.

01:28:41.000 They used to name guys Leslie.

01:28:43.000 How weird, that's a weird one!

01:28:45.000 What was his name, Leslie?

01:28:46.000 Leslie Nielsen.

01:28:47.000 Leslie Nielsen.

01:28:48.000 Hilarious.

01:28:48.000 That guy was hilarious.

01:28:50.000 Wasn't he in Creepshow, too?

01:28:53.000 Was he one of the people in Creepshow that got killed? 0.94

01:28:55.000 I feel like he was one of those people that got buried on the beach or some shit like that. 0.95

01:29:01.000 Yeah. 0.96

01:29:01.000 He's a husband. 0.96

01:29:03.000 Yeah.

01:29:03.000 He did something to some rich guy.

01:29:07.000 I think I buried him up to his head.

01:29:09.000 I forget. 0.99

01:29:10.000 Those fucking scary horror movies like Creepshow fun horror movies, they don't make enough of those anymore either. 0.99

01:29:16.000 Those are my favorite movies. 0.99

01:29:17.000 Well, they forgot how to make them.

01:29:19.000 How?

01:29:20.000 Scream wasn't bad, right?

01:29:22.000 It wasn't bad at all.

01:29:23.000 And what year was that?

01:29:25.000 87. No.

01:29:27.000 97. Sorry.

01:29:28.000 96, 97. I'm sorry.

01:29:30.000 96, 97. That was a fun-ass movie.

01:29:32.000 I think that's the last one I watched. 0.97

01:29:35.000 But the last movie to scare the living fuck out of me was the first Nightmare on Elm Street with the tongue coming out of the phone.

01:29:43.000 Before that, people are like, you don't watch Walking Dead. 0.88

01:29:47.000 You know why? 0.98

01:29:47.000 Again, I'm loyal to fucking when I was a kid. 0.98

01:29:51.000 Those Dawn of the Dead movies. 0.99

01:29:53.000 What was the guy that wrote those?

01:29:54.000 George Romero.

01:29:55.000 George Romero.

01:29:55.000 I'm loyal to him.

01:29:56.000 My loyalty's with him.

01:29:57.000 I took acid and went to George Romero. 0.98

01:30:00.000 That one Dawn of the Dead when the helicopter chops the black guy's head off. 0.95

01:30:04.000 When he doesn't even... 0.93

01:30:05.000 The helicopter lands and he's a zombie.

01:30:07.000 Yeah. 0.96

01:30:08.000 And I think it chops his head off.

01:30:10.000 I remember tripping on acid. 1.00

01:30:11.000 I almost had a fucking heart attack. 0.99

01:30:12.000 Walking Dead was awesome for the first few episodes. 0.99

01:30:15.000 They just lost...

01:30:16.000 You just can't keep something like that up forever.

01:30:19.000 It just becomes too hard to keep the story going.

01:30:23.000 The story got too weird.

01:30:25.000 But the best zombie horror movie of all time is 28 Days Later.

01:30:29.000 That's the best one.

01:30:31.000 That's that British movie.

01:30:34.000 We didn't get it until way after it came out in the theater over there.

01:30:38.000 Most people have seen it on cable or DVD, right?

01:30:41.000 Was 28 Days Later even in the theaters out here?

01:30:44.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:30:44.000 Was it?

01:30:44.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:30:46.000 The one after that was a big deal, but it was a British movie, right? 0.93

01:30:50.000 Goddamn, that movie's good.

01:30:52.000 I remember I bought a version of it on VHS. Remember European VHS was a different format? 0.95

01:31:00.000 It was like, you had to have a different player, or you had to have a player that was a universal player that could play both.

01:31:05.000 I had one of those.

01:31:07.000 Just so I could get some cool documentaries and shit that you would get from Europe. 0.98

01:31:11.000 Just as a reminder, I want to give props to American Airlines for returning my luggage after the whole weekend, and they missed that fucking half ounce of weed in my boxing glove. 0.99

01:31:20.000 I'm sick of that. 1.00

01:31:22.000 Sir, if you're the delivery driver, you're a dumb fuck. 1.00

01:31:24.000 That was your tip. 1.00

01:31:26.000 They lost my Muay Thai bag.

01:31:27.000 They did? 0.99

01:31:28.000 I was going to Columbus to go to a short Muay Thai, and I brought my little fucking shin pads and my gloves and some hand wraps. 0.97

01:31:34.000 You've been doing that a lot lately, huh? 0.98

01:31:36.000 Muay Thai.

01:31:37.000 I love it.

01:31:37.000 It's great, right?

01:31:38.000 I go twice a week.

01:31:41.000 I'm 56, the targets, the thing, and I take the class, everybody else, I do everything else, I die, then I go to one boxing, because Tuesday and Wednesday, Tuesday and Thursday is boxing.

01:31:51.000 Now when you do the class, do they have you spar? 0.97

01:31:55.000 I'm 56, I light, no head key, none of that shit. 0.98

01:31:58.000 Just me and you tapping, popping out, working on combinations, shit like that. 0.99

01:32:03.000 Saturdays, Sundays, I go in, there's an open mat. 0.96

01:32:05.000 If I'm home, I go in, there's a chick that's like an ice cop. 1.00

01:32:09.000 An ice cop? 0.64

01:32:10.000 Oh no.

01:32:12.000 You know, she's a tough chick. 1.00

01:32:14.000 Yeah?

01:32:14.000 Yeah, she trains with Brett and the whole thing, so I go down and just let her beat me up to death.

01:32:18.000 Let me ask you this.

01:32:19.000 As someone who was born in another country, how do you think that they should handle the immigrations that are here? 1.00

01:32:25.000 Because this is the big question.

01:32:27.000 A lot of people know people that are, I mean, probably a lot of people listening, know someone who they love that's illegal. 0.99

01:32:34.000 Whether they're illegal from Canada, or they're illegal from Europe, or they're illegal from Mexico, wherever the fuck. 0.98

01:32:39.000 There's a lot of people that get over here and stay over here that aren't supposed to be. 0.99

01:32:43.000 Some of them turn out to be amazing people.

01:32:46.000 So how do you decide?

01:32:47.000 How do you decide who gets to stay?

01:32:49.000 And there's someone coming over here trying to make their life a better thing, but just doing it illegally.

01:32:55.000 Does that automatically discount them from staying here?

01:32:58.000 That seems crazy.

01:32:59.000 What if they're great?

01:33:00.000 There's a lot of people come over here because They were super unfortunate in where they were born.

01:33:05.000 They grew up in a shitty place, and they wanted to make it better, but they didn't know how to do it, so they came over to America by hook or by crook. 1.00

01:33:13.000 They figured out how to get here. 1.00

01:33:14.000 They got here, and now they're kicking ass. 0.99

01:33:16.000 Why would you want to get rid of them? 0.99

01:33:18.000 As long as they're not criminals, as long as they're not hurting anybody, why would you want to get rid of them?

01:33:22.000 Well, for starters, let's do this.

01:33:25.000 What's going on right now just points the finger at.

01:33:29.000 A certain realm.

01:33:32.000 You're pointing the fingers south of the border.

01:33:34.000 Yeah, it's Canadians.

01:33:35.000 A lot of Canadians.

01:33:36.000 And I'm not saying nothing bad about anybody.

01:33:38.000 This is the United States of America. 0.99

01:33:39.000 People come here to fucking have a dream. 0.99

01:33:41.000 And whatever happens, bro. 0.99

01:33:43.000 Sometimes the dream goes kaput.

01:33:44.000 You know, when I went to New York, I spent three weeks in New York and I Ubered.

01:33:49.000 And I did a little thing in my mind.

01:33:51.000 You know, I took 20 Ubers.

01:33:53.000 In fact, I became Uber Platinum.

01:33:55.000 Because I was doing, you know, all these rides.

01:33:58.000 Not one white person picked me up.

01:34:01.000 Not one time.

01:34:02.000 Not one time.

01:34:03.000 And guess what?

01:34:04.000 I asked questions.

01:34:06.000 I asked everybody questions, and the most inspiring person I met was one that I worked at.

01:34:11.000 I rapped at 6.30 in the morning.

01:34:13.000 There was no way I was getting in the van to go home, and I just called Uber.

01:34:17.000 I was in Ridgewood, Brooklyn, and this Indian girl picked me up.

01:34:22.000 Very cute. 0.99

01:34:24.000 You know, 6 in the fucking morning. 0.99

01:34:26.000 It's still kind of dark out, you know, 5.30, whatever it was. 0.99

01:34:31.000 And this little girl that weighed 90 pounds picked me up. 0.99

01:34:34.000 Got in the car.

01:34:35.000 Hello?

01:34:36.000 We have charger in the back if you want to charge your car.

01:34:38.000 And there's little caramels in the front.

01:34:40.000 You know?

01:34:41.000 And I said, where are you from?

01:34:43.000 And she told me, India.

01:34:44.000 And I go, how long have you been here?

01:34:45.000 A year and a half.

01:34:47.000 Spoke perfect English.

01:34:49.000 Wow.

01:34:49.000 I go, why did you become an Uber driver?

01:34:52.000 She goes, I became an Uber driver because I was a waitress in an Indian restaurant.

01:34:57.000 And the guy abused me and he would only pay me eight bucks an hour and take half my tips.

01:35:02.000 So me and my cousins got together.

01:35:05.000 We put away money and we rent a car.

01:35:08.000 We lease the car.

01:35:11.000 She drives in the daytime and I drive it at night.

01:35:14.000 Wow.

01:35:16.000 And I go, why aren't you scared to go out at night?

01:35:19.000 She's like, no.

01:35:20.000 She's like, I love it because there's no traffic at night.

01:35:24.000 I go, what do you walk with?

01:35:25.000 I just asked her creepy questions.

01:35:28.000 I just asked her questions.

01:35:30.000 I gave her an extra tip.

01:35:33.000 Let me ask you this.

01:35:33.000 Can you be illegal and do that?

01:35:37.000 Do they check your citizenship?

01:35:39.000 I don't know what the status was with her.

01:35:41.000 I didn't ask her.

01:35:42.000 I didn't know she was a citizen.

01:35:43.000 What do you think?

01:35:44.000 Do you think that you could do that?

01:35:45.000 Do you think if you came from Guatemala illegally, you came over here though and became an Uber driver, could you do that?

01:35:52.000 Me?

01:35:53.000 No, can anybody do that?

01:35:54.000 Or do they check your citizenship?

01:35:56.000 What do you think, Jamie?

01:35:58.000 Yes, they can do that.

01:36:00.000 So someone definitely can come over here and start working for Uber or a similar company?

01:36:05.000 I'm not saying they're doing that necessarily through the proper ways.

01:36:08.000 If you have a legal friend, you can use their license to be the Uber thing.

01:36:13.000 They don't know who's behind the car.

01:36:14.000 It happens all the time when I'm ordering food.

01:36:16.000 You definitely have to have a valid driver's license, right?

01:36:19.000 Yes, someone does.

01:36:19.000 So can you get a valid driver's license if you're illegal?

01:36:22.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:36:24.000 No, but that doesn't stop someone from getting behind a car if you don't have a license any day.

01:36:29.000 That's sort of what I'm going with.

01:36:30.000 Is someone getting in trouble right now? 0.99

01:36:33.000 Aren't we on the shit list? 1.00

01:36:35.000 We agreed and somebody else to give illegals licenses. 1.00

01:36:38.000 Yeah, that's why I was asking.

01:36:40.000 There was a thought, a memory that popped in my head about some story like that.

01:36:45.000 That they were going to give illegal aliens the right to drive. 0.89

01:36:49.000 I'm sort of saying it does happen, but not above the board, basically.

01:36:53.000 Yeah, but are you sure?

01:36:54.000 Could you see if they're trying to give illegal aliens driver's licenses?

01:36:57.000 Because I remember a story like this as well.

01:37:01.000 People were super upset about it.

01:37:04.000 It's a weird thing, man.

01:37:06.000 There's 13 states that allow it.

01:37:08.000 There you go, baby!

01:37:09.000 Where do you have to move?

01:37:11.000 What are those states?

01:37:13.000 And D.C. California is the first one.

01:37:17.000 As of 2013, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, everywhere there's weed.

01:37:21.000 Hawaii, Illinois, Maryland, Nevada, New Mexico, New York.

01:37:25.000 Interesting.

01:37:26.000 Yeah, everywhere there's weed.

01:37:27.000 Hawaii doesn't necessarily have weed.

01:37:29.000 Utah, Vermont.

01:37:30.000 I think Hawaii just says medical.

01:37:32.000 It's very close to that.

01:37:33.000 From a business standpoint, they work for cheaper.

01:37:37.000 I mean, there's so many benefits as a business owner.

01:37:41.000 I mean, when was the last time you saw a white laborer?

01:37:45.000 You see him.

01:37:46.000 You go in the kitchen at any restaurant, it's all, you know, I mean, so now you're questioning what rights you have as an American.

01:37:57.000 You come here, you get a job, you're working hard, you stay out of trouble.

01:38:03.000 Yeah.

01:38:03.000 You stay out of trouble, you mind your business, you know.

01:38:06.000 I mean, you and I grew up on the East Coast, where you go to a Chinese restaurant, and you'd see the husband and wife working, and the kids would be doing homework at the back table.

01:38:18.000 And if you came in the daytime, it was a different couple, which is telling me that two couples got together, they buy a home, And they open a business together.

01:38:27.000 They work together.

01:38:28.000 That's what those immigrant groups do. 0.58

01:38:31.000 And then from there, they bring a cousin and they open, they open.

01:38:34.000 And next thing you know, they got three houses on the block. 1.00

01:38:36.000 And now you just had a fucking immigrant family move into your neighborhood. 1.00

01:38:41.000 Not necessarily good or bad. 1.00

01:38:43.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:38:44.000 They're nice.

01:38:44.000 We all had them in our neighborhoods.

01:38:46.000 Sure.

01:38:46.000 And remember, 70 years ago, this was your grandparents.

01:38:49.000 Yeah.

01:38:50.000 So you have to think about your grandparents.

01:38:51.000 How would you want them treated?

01:38:53.000 I'm sure your grandfather got a job laying brick way before he got his immigration papers.

01:38:58.000 I don't know how they did it right.

01:39:00.000 I think they got it pretty quick.

01:39:02.000 Right.

01:39:02.000 You get to Ellis Island and they push you through.

01:39:06.000 I mean, the legal situation...

01:39:08.000 It was a different world back then.

01:39:09.000 You could immigrate pretty easily.

01:39:11.000 My grandparents weren't rocket scientists when they came over here.

01:39:14.000 No.

01:39:15.000 They were kids.

01:39:16.000 Their parents weren't geniuses.

01:39:18.000 They were farmers.

01:39:20.000 Do you know what's going on in South America right now?

01:39:22.000 Nicaragua, Honduras, all those places.

01:39:25.000 Pure hell.

01:39:27.000 Pure hell, you know? 0.99

01:39:29.000 I can't be mad at you for wanting to get the fuck out of there. 0.99

01:39:32.000 But there's other places on earth right now where there's pure fucking hell going on. 0.98

01:39:37.000 And they're trying to come over too. 0.97

01:39:39.000 Let's point everybody out. 1.00

01:39:40.000 Let's lock all the fucking borders. 1.00

01:39:43.000 Don't make it seem like it's just Mexico that's the fucking problem. 1.00

01:39:48.000 You know? 0.99

01:39:49.000 We're getting bombarded from everywhere.

01:39:51.000 We're getting new people in here every day from everywhere.

01:39:54.000 I ain't mad at it.

01:39:55.000 They're coming here to make better lives. 0.99

01:39:58.000 But don't just keep pointing the fucking border at. 0.99

01:40:01.000 You know who else is coming through that Mexican border that nobody's talked about? 0.99

01:40:04.000 Jamie, when you get a minute, if you'd love to check it just to verify me.

01:40:08.000 You know how many Cubans are getting sent back to Cube on a daily basis from Mexico?

01:40:12.000 Really? 0.95

01:40:13.000 Getting back to get them shot. 1.00

01:40:14.000 But Cubans, when they come to America... 1.00

01:40:16.000 They're not coming through Miami no more.

01:40:17.000 Why?

01:40:18.000 They're not coming through... 1.00

01:40:18.000 They've closed all that type of shit. 1.00

01:40:21.000 What? 1.00

01:40:21.000 So right now... 1.00

01:40:22.000 You can't come through Miami anymore?

01:40:23.000 It's easier to go from Cuba to Mexico and just join the walk.

01:40:29.000 Whoa.

01:40:29.000 And walk up.

01:40:30.000 But once Cubans are in America, we give them asylum, right? 1.00

01:40:33.000 Right.

01:40:33.000 The tag.

01:40:35.000 Is that still going on?

01:40:36.000 I think Obama removed it.

01:40:38.000 Did he really?

01:40:39.000 Yes.

01:40:39.000 Trump made it so he can't go over there anymore.

01:40:41.000 There you go. 0.92

01:40:42.000 Africans, Cubans, PAC, Mexican shelters, hoping for a shot in town. 0.99

01:40:45.000 They're going through Mexico.

01:40:46.000 People are going through Mexico now.

01:40:48.000 That's crazy.

01:40:49.000 So I think the number a couple weeks ago, I think 900 Cubans are getting sent back weekly to get shot.

01:40:56.000 Do you think that more people are making towards the border since Trump was like, build that wall, build that wall?

01:41:03.000 Do you think more people are headed towards the border now because it's a popular thing to do?

01:41:08.000 It's a part of our culture.

01:41:09.000 A part of the conversation is the border wall, right?

01:41:13.000 Do you want a border wall or do you not want a border wall? 0.97

01:41:15.000 Build that wall, make it a fucking million feet high, bring it right to that top of the earth. 0.96

01:41:19.000 Or are you one of those people that thinks anybody should be able to come over here and have a better life? 0.98

01:41:23.000 Those two ideas are fucking clashing left and right. 0.51

01:41:28.000 Some people think that people should be able to try to do better, try to better themselves. 0.94

01:41:32.000 They should have the opportunity. 1.00

01:41:33.000 And then some people think, fuck them. 1.00

01:41:35.000 You were born somewhere else. 1.00

01:41:37.000 You don't ever get a chance to come over here.

01:41:38.000 Go in through proper channels, which is almost impossible.

01:41:41.000 Do something that's very valuable to us over here.

01:41:44.000 See, that's the thing.

01:41:44.000 If you're a person who has some extraordinary skill, you could probably get American citizenship easier.

01:41:51.000 You're unusual.

01:41:52.000 If you're contributing to the physics department at Harvard or something like that, and you were born in Germany or wherever, you probably could get citizenship a little bit quicker.

01:42:01.000 And you have just a guy who lives in Guatemala and wants to come to America because he thinks he can advance his life. 0.68

01:42:08.000 He thinks he can get better, whereas where he lives, you can't go anywhere.

01:42:12.000 You're stuck.

01:42:13.000 The poverty is extreme, the crime is extreme, and he wants none of that.

01:42:18.000 He wants to do better.

01:42:19.000 So he makes it over here.

01:42:21.000 Listen, when you talk about immigration, you're going to get good and bad from every country. 0.98

01:42:26.000 You know, Castro in 79 opened up his prisons in Mario, and you got 100,000 Cubans and 100,000 fucking spoiled, rotten savages from Cuban prisons where they wear no clothes and this. 0.99

01:42:39.000 They have to shit in a hole in the middle of the floor. 1.00

01:42:41.000 They're savages. 1.00

01:42:42.000 They're animals. 1.00

01:42:42.000 They got no problem taking your life for a piece of toilet paper. 1.00

01:42:46.000 But the same runs true from other countries.

01:42:50.000 We get the good...

01:42:51.000 And they're bad from other countries. 1.00

01:42:52.000 You know, let's not beat around the bush.

01:42:55.000 Before Russians come here, they get a course. 0.99

01:42:58.000 They go to a school and take a 12-week course on how to come here and get money right off the bat.

01:43:04.000 How to go to Social Security.

01:43:06.000 Check that out, Jamie.

01:43:07.000 That's a very weird one.

01:43:09.000 They get taught how to come here and scam the system.

01:43:14.000 Whether you want a call scam.

01:43:15.000 I'm not putting nobody down.

01:43:17.000 I have tons of Russian friends.

01:43:18.000 I love them.

01:43:18.000 I'm not saying nothing bad, but I've heard that's a fact.

01:43:21.000 I've heard them from them.

01:43:22.000 I have a friend who's married, and she told me one day that before they come here, they take a course to prep them on how to get money as soon as they land.

01:43:32.000 Three days after they land, they get cash in dollar.

01:43:38.000 Paperwork, what to say, they coach you.

01:43:40.000 That's hilarious.

01:43:41.000 Is it like a service that they offer?

01:43:43.000 Yeah.

01:43:44.000 Some type of class.

01:43:45.000 Sign up for it if you want to scam the system.

01:43:47.000 I don't know exactly how it works, but ask somebody to rush.

01:43:49.000 They'll tell you how to do it.

01:43:50.000 How many Armenians come over, come over, get citizenship?

01:43:54.000 Guess what they do?

01:43:55.000 What?

01:43:56.000 They get social security and they move back to Armenia and they get the check sent back to Armenia.

01:44:01.000 They have a system on how to do that.

01:44:03.000 They got a thousand loopholes now, brother. 0.99

01:44:06.000 And if you learn those loopholes, you could cave the fucking system. 0.98

01:44:10.000 There's nothing wrong with having a group of people that all agree on certain rules, right? 0.97

01:44:15.000 Which is what the United States should be.

01:44:17.000 But the problem with having a group of people is you don't get to pick, like, who's in that group.

01:44:22.000 So you're just deciding, instead of being admitted by your merit, or how good a neighbor you are, or how nice of a person you are, whether or not you're born on the dirt.

01:44:34.000 Were you born on this dirt or that dirt?

01:44:36.000 Because if you're born on that dirt, you can't stay. 1.00

01:44:38.000 But if you're born on this dirt, even if you're a shit human being, you get to hang out. 1.00

01:44:42.000 You get to ruin other people's lives while you're here. 1.00

01:44:44.000 As long as you don't do enough that we need to put you in a cage. 0.98

01:44:47.000 And then if we do, we keep you for a couple years and let you out and you do more.

01:44:50.000 We have no problem with that.

01:44:53.000 I don't know what...

01:44:57.000 What the percentage is. 0.99

01:44:59.000 What the fuck was I going to tell you? 0.99

01:45:01.000 I don't know. 0.99

01:45:02.000 I lost my thought of it.

01:45:04.000 What the percentage of good people versus bad people that come across the border?

01:45:07.000 The thing is, every time there's a bad one that comes across the border, it's highlighted as an example of why we've got to keep the border closed.

01:45:12.000 And they have a point.

01:45:14.000 They all have a point.

01:45:15.000 Absolutely.

01:45:15.000 When you see someone who is talking about illegal gang members that are sneaking across the border and murdering people, it absolutely has happened.

01:45:22.000 It's 100% a real thing.

01:45:24.000 It's not fiction.

01:45:25.000 The question is, how much does it happen?

01:45:28.000 And how much better is it for those people's lives that make it across?

01:45:32.000 Is there a way to screen better to make sure that the bad people don't come in?

01:45:36.000 All these questions are legitimate. 1.00

01:45:38.000 You know, you don't want a bunch of fucking evil, vicious people from another country in your neighborhood. 1.00

01:45:42.000 That's how everybody feels. 1.00

01:45:43.000 You don't want your children, your family to be in danger because someone snuck across the border and they have a long history of working for the cartel murdering people.

01:45:51.000 That's a real thing.

01:45:52.000 That's a real possibility.

01:45:53.000 So all the people that are vigilant and all the people that are scared, you know, they're probably smart to be scared. 0.98

01:45:58.000 Look at fucking human history. 1.00

01:45:59.000 People are capable of doing some awful shit. 1.00

01:46:02.000 No one's saying... 1.00

01:46:03.000 I'm not...

01:46:03.000 I don't think there should be no...

01:46:06.000 No wall at all.

01:46:07.000 Nothing stopping people from coming across. 1.00

01:46:09.000 You definitely don't want pieces of shit coming over here. 0.99

01:46:12.000 But the problem is how do you find out? 0.99

01:46:14.000 Did you ever notice that maybe we're full?

01:46:17.000 Yeah, we're probably...

01:46:18.000 Maybe we're full. 0.97

01:46:19.000 Did you notice that when you go on, there's homeless people on Ventura fucking Boulevard, on Lancashire Boulevard, under bridges everywhere. 0.90

01:46:27.000 Has it ever come to your mind that anywhere you go, there's cars everywhere, and they're between Uber and Lyft and cabs. 0.98

01:46:33.000 Now there's traffic in every major fucking city. 0.95

01:46:36.000 There's deadlock or whatever. 1.00

01:46:37.000 Did you ever notice that maybe it's not that I hate Cubans or Mexicans or Puerto Ricans or blacks or Germans or Irish? 1.00

01:46:44.000 Maybe that we're fucking full. 0.99

01:46:46.000 Have you ever come to that conclusion? 0.97

01:46:47.000 Yeah.

01:46:48.000 That we're just full right now.

01:46:49.000 Yeah.

01:46:49.000 We have to take five years off.

01:46:51.000 Like, I would accept that.

01:46:52.000 I would accept that.

01:46:54.000 I would accept special circumstances.

01:46:57.000 Like why?

01:46:57.000 Like you have family here or something.

01:46:59.000 But at this point right now, we're fucking full, bro. 0.98

01:47:02.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.98

01:47:03.000 We're full.

01:47:03.000 We don't have nowhere else to put anymore.

01:47:06.000 We really don't.

01:47:07.000 Look at your cities.

01:47:09.000 Unless we pack them all to Iowa and send them all, you know, send them all into my... 0.99

01:47:14.000 Where's the highest population of Mexicans in the country?

01:47:18.000 I would probably say Southern California, right?

01:47:20.000 Wrong.

01:47:21.000 Really?

01:47:21.000 Indiana, Chicago.

01:47:22.000 Indiana and Chicago?

01:47:23.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:47:24.000 They farm a ton of shit up in Chicago. 1.00

01:47:26.000 Oh, that makes sense. 1.00

01:47:28.000 Up in rural Illinois.

01:47:29.000 Wow.

01:47:29.000 You know, where's the highest population of Puerto Ricans?

01:47:32.000 The Bronx?

01:47:33.000 You're wrong.

01:47:34.000 Cleveland.

01:47:35.000 Cleveland?

01:47:35.000 Because in the 50s, they shipped.

01:47:38.000 All the dealers were taking Puerto Ricans and putting them to the Cleveland, Ohio area to work in the fucking Ford plants and all those type of plants. 1.00

01:47:49.000 And after all those places sat down, all those people sitting there holding on to their dick. 0.99

01:47:53.000 When you go to certain parts of Ohio, there's a suburb outside of Cleveland. 1.00

01:47:57.000 It's all fucking Puerto Rican. 1.00

01:47:59.000 Wow. 1.00

01:48:00.000 Interesting.

01:48:00.000 But I don't think of it as...

01:48:03.000 We hate Russians or Germans or anything. 1.00

01:48:06.000 I look at it from a different perspective at times and maybe we're full.

01:48:10.000 You know, for me to send my daughter to day camp costs three bills a week. 0.99

01:48:16.000 I'm not complaining.

01:48:16.000 It's a great day camp.

01:48:17.000 It's a science camp.

01:48:18.000 They make potions.

01:48:19.000 They learn about light bulbs and electricity.

01:48:22.000 My point is I did the same thing for free when I was a kid.

01:48:25.000 All I had to do was walk to my park.

01:48:28.000 There's no funds left.

01:48:30.000 There's nothing left for these kids.

01:48:32.000 Whenever I walk into a Dodger game or an event, I go, I always think of the family of four in America today.

01:48:41.000 That both parents have to work.

01:48:43.000 And everybody has to work.

01:48:45.000 If you go by my office for the podcast, in the middle is a A 24-hour daycare.

01:48:50.000 How many times I leave my office at midnight and I see parents picking up their kids, you know, carrying them out over their shoulders into that car?

01:48:58.000 You know, it costs a lot to control the American family.

01:49:01.000 There's not a lot of jobs.

01:49:03.000 Why do you think you see everybody's driving Uber?

01:49:05.000 If you take Ubers, Ubers is interesting.

01:49:08.000 I'm thinking of doing a documentary on just going in Ubers and talking to these people and asking them why they're Ubering.

01:49:14.000 Yesterday I had an engineer.

01:49:17.000 Engineer, lost his job, 58 years old.

01:49:21.000 Gotta work.

01:49:22.000 Asian fellow.

01:49:23.000 Very nice.

01:49:24.000 I tipped him extra.

01:49:25.000 You offered me to plug the phone.

01:49:27.000 I mean, you know, you have to look at that and go, wow, there's a lot of people in this country without work. 1.00

01:49:33.000 There's a lot of fucking homeless people. 0.98

01:49:36.000 And we're running out of money to take care of what we got here. 1.00

01:49:41.000 It's true.

01:49:42.000 L.A. has an epidemic of homeless people right now where there's so many tents on the street. 0.99

01:49:46.000 Epi-fucking-demic. 0.99

01:49:48.000 They're everywhere. 1.00

01:49:49.000 They're on fucking Lancashire. 0.99

01:49:51.000 They're in Sherman Oaks on the streets, hiding on the underpasses. 0.99

01:49:58.000 Underpasses are stuffed with them now sometimes.

01:50:00.000 What are you going to do with them?

01:50:02.000 You can't walk through those underpasses.

01:50:04.000 You know what the answer is?

01:50:05.000 You know what they usually do with them?

01:50:06.000 They give them a hundred bucks and they give them a bus pass to Vegas.

01:50:09.000 And now Vegas is stuck with them.

01:50:11.000 We talked about that on the podcast.

01:50:12.000 For two months.

01:50:13.000 Every city's done that.

01:50:14.000 Every city keeps doing it. 1.00

01:50:15.000 You just keep moving them around like shit. 1.00

01:50:17.000 It's time to get fucking a park and put a tent city and make them be resourceful. 1.00

01:50:24.000 Look at this. 0.98

01:50:25.000 There are more than 110,000 empty rental units in Los Angeles.

01:50:29.000 Filling those spaces won't solve the housing or the homeless crisis. 0.99

01:50:32.000 Yeah, but the problem is if these fucking things are for rent and you have these homeless people that are drug addicts and probably mentally insane and you let them stay in those rental apartments, they're going to destroy your rental place. 0.99

01:50:43.000 Well, let's be honest. 1.00

01:50:44.000 There's 110,000.

01:50:46.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:50:46.000 It all depends on what kind of homeless person you're talking about.

01:50:49.000 Are you talking about a person who's down on his luck or are you talking about a mental illness person?

01:50:53.000 Drug addiction.

01:50:54.000 Yeah.

01:50:54.000 That stuff...

01:50:55.000 Violently...

01:50:56.000 When I see 60...

01:50:57.000 When I see 100...

01:50:58.000 When I see 10,000 homeless people in L.A., I got to assume 4,000 of them are people who are down in their luck.

01:51:07.000 They made a slip.

01:51:09.000 They got four flat tires, and they just get... 0.99

01:51:12.000 You know, there's times people go through shit for periods of time. 0.99

01:51:15.000 It could be a year. 0.99

01:51:16.000 Yeah.

01:51:17.000 It could be... 1.00

01:51:17.000 It's like these fucking hikers. 1.00

01:51:19.000 Every fucking three days, a hiker gets lost, okay? 1.00

01:51:22.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:51:22.000 These hikers get lost. 0.99

01:51:24.000 And they stroll off.

01:51:25.000 When they get saved, they're all happy.

01:51:28.000 You see them on Eyewitness News.

01:51:30.000 They're all happy.

01:51:31.000 Wait till they get the bill.

01:51:32.000 Bzzz! 0.74

01:51:34.000 Do they get hit with a bill?

01:51:35.000 Oh yeah.

01:51:35.000 Every time?

01:51:36.000 Most.

01:51:37.000 We think those helicopters cost.

01:51:38.000 So they...

01:51:39.000 There's volunteer groups.

01:51:40.000 There's volunteer groups. 1.00

01:51:42.000 If every fucking hiker got paid for, for a fucking taxpayer, we'd be broke. 0.99

01:51:47.000 So like in Colorado, say if you're one of those hikers who goes and snaps her ankle and you're on a ridge somewhere, they come and get you. 0.99

01:51:55.000 That costs somebody money.

01:51:56.000 You got to pay somebody. 0.99

01:51:58.000 There's no fucking tax fund. 0.99

01:51:59.000 How much does that cost? 0.99

01:52:01.000 That's going to cost a lot of money. 0.99

01:52:02.000 If you get hit, listen, like a lady who got stuck in Hawaii for a week, wherever the fuck she was a month ago, those helicopters cost something. 0.99

01:52:10.000 She got stuck in Hawaii? 0.99

01:52:11.000 Oh, the lady, the yoga teacher that got lost in the woods?

01:52:13.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:52:15.000 They found her, right?

01:52:16.000 Yeah, they found her.

01:52:17.000 I assume, I'm just saying this story just because what happens if something like that happens to you?

01:52:22.000 And you get hit.

01:52:23.000 You ever get involved in a lawsuit?

01:52:25.000 Okay, in a lawsuit, I rear-end Joe Rogan.

01:52:28.000 Joe Rogan's neck and, God forbid, his neck and his back are hurt.

01:52:32.000 He can't do who gots, right?

01:52:35.000 You file a claim against me.

01:52:37.000 While you're going to the doctor, right, all those months, what does the doctor usually rate you at?

01:52:43.000 Everything's payable at 30 days.

01:52:46.000 30 is it.

01:52:48.000 When you start getting those $1,100 bills from when they look in your knee and in your neck, when you get 10 of those, how are you going to pay them? 0.99

01:52:58.000 Because you can't pay it until you get the settlement from the fucking attorney. 0.98

01:53:01.000 A lot of times people go broke. 0.99

01:53:03.000 By the time they get the money, The ship is sailed.

01:53:06.000 It takes seven years to get that money.

01:53:08.000 You've been going to the doctor for three years.

01:53:10.000 Wait, the insurance covers all this?

01:53:11.000 What insurance?

01:53:12.000 Well, tell everybody with the neck collars it's more complicated.

01:53:16.000 What's that?

01:53:16.000 Tell everybody with the neck collars it's more complicated.

01:53:19.000 Yeah.

01:53:20.000 So all those bills add up.

01:53:22.000 You get hit with a bunch of bills, Joe, you're homeless.

01:53:24.000 Yep.

01:53:25.000 You're homeless.

01:53:26.000 It's you and your wife, whatever.

01:53:27.000 It's homeless.

01:53:28.000 Unless you have parents and, you know, you're homeless.

01:53:32.000 So when I look at the homeless...

01:53:35.000 Situation, when you hit me with a 50,000 number, which is a lie, if you go around L.A., it's a lie. 0.99

01:53:41.000 Land at the airport and hook that fucking thing onto the 405 North and look under there. 0.98

01:53:46.000 There's 100 people just under there. 0.99

01:53:48.000 So whatever number they tell you...

01:53:50.000 What do you think they tell you as far as homeless population in L.A.? I don't know.

01:53:54.000 I know Garcetti's under fire. 1.00

01:53:56.000 Like, I know that they're fucking... 0.99

01:53:57.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:53:57.000 Like, the people are pissed because they gave him $2 million. 0.99

01:54:00.000 What can they do?

01:54:00.000 They gave him $2 million.

01:54:02.000 They gave him money and he didn't do dick. 0.99

01:54:03.000 Oh really? 0.99

01:54:04.000 Yeah, they gave him some type of money.

01:54:05.000 You gotta put up some shelters.

01:54:07.000 I saw that up in North Hollywood Studios there's a church that on Thursdays they go and take showers there.

01:54:14.000 You know, there was a place in Maine that was offering, they were offering young couples.

01:54:22.000 They wanted young people and young families to move up there.

01:54:25.000 Because it's tough to get people to live in some of those parts of Maine.

01:54:29.000 So they offered incentives for young people to move up there.

01:54:33.000 And a lot of African folks started moving up there.

01:54:36.000 You know, they found out that that was a good place to be.

01:54:39.000 And so they, like, filled up a lot of their shelters up there.

01:54:41.000 There was an article about that.

01:54:43.000 See if you can find that.

01:54:44.000 Interesting. 0.97

01:54:45.000 It's like, hey, they're like, look, I know it's cold as fuck, but we'll take a chance. 0.97

01:54:49.000 They're from a war-torn part of the world. 0.99

01:54:52.000 If they could just be cold in Maine and be at peace, they'll take it.

01:54:57.000 That's why Marcus Davis lived up there.

01:54:58.000 I asked him, remember UFC fighter?

01:55:00.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:55:00.000 I asked him, like, why do you like it in Maine?

01:55:03.000 He's like, there's no fucking crime. 0.99

01:55:04.000 He goes, it's none. 1.00

01:55:06.000 He's like, there's none.

01:55:07.000 He goes, everybody's nice. 0.98

01:55:08.000 It's cold as fuck, but everybody's nice. 0.99

01:55:11.000 We're in a comedy club up there. 0.99

01:55:13.000 Where was the comedy club?

01:55:15.000 It was on a wharf and it floated.

01:55:17.000 No.

01:55:18.000 Where's that kid from?

01:55:19.000 Maine or Vermont?

01:55:22.000 Marley.

01:55:22.000 Bob Marley's from Maine, yeah.

01:55:23.000 Okay, it was in Maine.

01:55:25.000 Yeah.

01:55:25.000 Bob Marley got into the club one time.

01:55:27.000 Was that...

01:55:28.000 More asylum seekers arrive in Portland, Maine from southern border.

01:55:33.000 A city debates assistance.

01:55:35.000 Portland's Human Resources Director criticizes comments by Mayor Ethan Strimling welcoming the arrival of more immigrants.

01:55:44.000 They'd say that they're all from Africa?

01:55:46.000 It doesn't say specifically Africa, but they're buying on bus tickets to go from, like, San Antonio and other parts in Texas.

01:55:53.000 Oh, I think this is a different one.

01:55:55.000 This is a different thing.

01:55:57.000 Yeah.

01:55:59.000 Just Google it from Africa. 0.97

01:56:01.000 I did.

01:56:02.000 Did you?

01:56:02.000 Main African shelter should have popped up.

01:56:07.000 That's just one person.

01:56:09.000 A new migrant surge from the border.

01:56:10.000 This one from Central Africa.

01:56:12.000 Wow.

01:56:13.000 Interesting.

01:56:14.000 But, you know, for other people in other parts of the world, like, I'll take it.

01:56:18.000 I get it. 0.99

01:56:19.000 Maine is, it is cold as fuck for a good stretch of the winter, but, you know, they just stay indoors and keep the fucking heat on. 1.00

01:56:27.000 Whoa! 1.00

01:56:28.000 Look at that.

01:56:28.000 LA population, LA County homeless population jumps.

01:56:32.000 So from 2011, it was 39,414.

01:56:37.000 And in 2019, it's 58,936. 0.98

01:56:41.000 So it jumped up a fucking ton. 0.96

01:56:44.000 Almost 20,000. 0.99

01:56:46.000 And that's just over a period of eight years.

01:56:49.000 That's crazy.

01:56:49.000 That's a lot of people.

01:56:51.000 There's a couple dudes by my house I take care of.

01:56:53.000 There's a couple dudes that live in shopping carts. 0.99

01:56:55.000 I always drop a little food.

01:56:57.000 There's one dude that was like a soldier with PTSD. And he lives in the park.

01:57:04.000 He's got to be 6'4", 280, big black. 1.00

01:57:06.000 What do you want to do?

01:57:08.000 Every time I see him, I pull over.

01:57:10.000 I give him a 20. I introduce him to my wife and my daughter.

01:57:13.000 You see anything?

01:57:14.000 You just attack.

01:57:17.000 Just attack. 1.00

01:57:18.000 You rip him apart.

01:57:19.000 When my daughter started going to grammar school, I saw him one day walking by the grammar school.

01:57:23.000 I pulled right up.

01:57:23.000 I go, you see that grammar school right there?

01:57:26.000 That's when my daughter goes to school.

01:57:27.000 You see these suspicious white people? 0.99

01:57:30.000 You just rip them apart. 0.99

01:57:31.000 Let me deal with it later. 0.88

01:57:32.000 He has a Rambo knife bigger than Rambo. 0.91

01:57:37.000 Bigger than Rambo.

01:57:38.000 I love him.

01:57:38.000 I love him to death.

01:57:39.000 You could see where the PTSD and mental health.

01:57:42.000 He won't take showers.

01:57:44.000 Oh, no.

01:57:44.000 But he's got a heart of gold.

01:57:46.000 Whenever he sees him, he smiles.

01:57:48.000 He gives me a thumbs up.

01:57:49.000 I've been in that neighborhood 10 years.

01:57:51.000 I see him in that park maybe six.

01:57:54.000 Never violent behavior.

01:57:55.000 He doesn't drink alcohol. 1.00

01:57:58.000 So I know he's not just a fucking drunk. 0.99

01:58:00.000 He just can't get a job? 1.00

01:58:01.000 It's just mental health. 0.66

01:58:02.000 No, it's a mental...

01:58:15.000 Good for you. 1.00

01:58:21.000 But he's a fucking stone killer. 1.00

01:58:23.000 There ain't gonna be no shootings at that kid's school. 1.00

01:58:25.000 Because I got him checking it out three times a day.

01:58:28.000 You think I'm kidding you?

01:58:29.000 You think I'm kidding you?

01:58:30.000 I love him.

01:58:30.000 I love him to death.

01:58:32.000 My wife waves at him.

01:58:33.000 We beep at him.

01:58:34.000 Mercy waves at him.

01:58:35.000 Everybody's happy with him.

01:58:37.000 Just so there's no misunderstandings.

01:58:38.000 I got a little peace of mind.

01:58:41.000 Is there ever gonna be a time when there's no bad neighborhoods?

01:58:44.000 Is that possible?

01:58:45.000 Is it possible to have a place where there's no crime at all?

01:58:48.000 What do you think?

01:58:49.000 Is that ever really going to be possible?

01:58:51.000 I mean, it's definitely better now than it ever has been before.

01:58:53.000 And you can think that if things move in the same general direction, there'll be less crime 100 years from now than 100 years ago.

01:59:01.000 But do you ever think there's going to be a time where everywhere is safe?

01:59:05.000 You know, the internet gives you a lot of education on what cities are having a hard time.

01:59:09.000 They don't tell you, but they don't really fill you in.

01:59:12.000 You know, every weekend you see the murder camp in Chicago.

01:59:15.000 It's crazy.

01:59:15.000 Every weekend, the murder camp in Chicago.

01:59:18.000 These fucking countries ain't no safer. 1.00

01:59:20.000 Dominican Republic and Puerto Rico. 1.00

01:59:22.000 Think about a year ago, they had as many shootings in Puerto Rico one weekend as they do in fucking Chicago on the weekends. 0.99

01:59:29.000 You know? 1.00

01:59:30.000 Look at the shit that happens in L.A. We don't hear everything. 1.00

01:59:33.000 What's happening in the Dominican Republic? 1.00

01:59:35.000 All these people are dying.

01:59:36.000 I don't know.

01:59:37.000 What is happening?

01:59:38.000 It's a mini bar, it's this, it's that.

01:59:40.000 What do you think, Jamie?

01:59:41.000 What do you think, Jamie?

01:59:43.000 Speculation.

01:59:44.000 I heard that there's lots of deals that get made from, like, if you had a friend that was, like, maybe refilling mini bars, your other friend would then refill the little bottles with not actual liquor or something like that.

01:59:56.000 They just kind of refill those.

01:59:57.000 I've seen videos online.

01:59:58.000 It's not actually happening in the Dominican Republic, but we're all-inclusive resorts.

02:00:03.000 That's what the video said.

02:00:04.000 They're just refilling bottles of Cavarcia and Hennessy and all sorts, just like with brown water. 0.99

02:00:09.000 I don't know what the fuck they're even doing. 0.99

02:00:10.000 It's like a whole system they have. 1.00

02:00:12.000 There's like 15 people, a little factory in the back of the shed on the beach, just filling up empty bottles of shit. 0.99

02:00:18.000 So just ripping people off? 0.89

02:00:20.000 I don't know if that's what's happening in the DR, but that's what I've read speculation online says that there's just sort of something going on.

02:00:25.000 Why are you reading this?

02:00:25.000 Online.

02:00:26.000 Again, it's speculation.

02:00:28.000 It's nowhere.

02:00:29.000 Legit.

02:00:29.000 I don't know.

02:00:30.000 That seems to make sense, right?

02:00:33.000 If someone had a scam, and those little mini bar bottles are kind of expensive.

02:00:38.000 Just put a bad batch, and just like you get bad batches of drugs, they've got to find out who spiked the fentanyl or whatever thing. 0.99

02:00:44.000 Maybe they got some bullshit homemade booze that's poison. 0.99

02:00:47.000 Could have got spread around. 1.00

02:00:48.000 Yeah.

02:00:49.000 Who knows? 0.99

02:00:49.000 Yeah, but the whole thing is suspicious because they're doing kinky shit at the hospital. 0.99

02:00:53.000 Kinky shit? 1.00

02:00:54.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:00:55.000 What kind of kinky shit? 1.00

02:00:56.000 No answering. 1.00

02:00:57.000 No answering?

02:00:57.000 No hablo.

02:00:58.000 We don't know.

02:01:00.000 Oh, well.

02:01:01.000 You know what it is?

02:01:01.000 They're probably overwhelmed.

02:01:03.000 Can you imagine if we're sitting over here talking about it, how many people have been calling them?

02:01:07.000 How many people are furious because they lost their loved one over there? 0.99

02:01:10.000 They don't know what the fuck is going on? 0.96

02:01:12.000 And then someone said that it's not necessarily really an uptick. 0.99

02:01:18.000 That there's not necessarily really an uptick of deaths.

02:01:21.000 It's just that they're highlighting every time someone dies.

02:01:23.000 And that the reality is people die all the time.

02:01:26.000 I don't know if that makes sense.

02:01:29.000 I mean, how many people, if you were just looking at Los Angeles, that come here and they visit, wind up having a heart attack and dying?

02:01:36.000 It might be a lot.

02:01:38.000 We don't really know.

02:01:39.000 I mean, how many people come over here from another country every day and wind up dying while they're here?

02:01:46.000 Is that a normal thing that people do?

02:01:47.000 Because people do, I mean, if people are dying of heart attacks and all sorts of strokes and all sorts of other shit, is that because someone's doing something to them? 0.90

02:01:55.000 Or is it because 100,000 people a day come over here and one of them a day dies? 0.83

02:02:02.000 I don't know what those numbers are.

02:02:03.000 I don't know if it's legit.

02:02:04.000 What are you showing me?

02:02:05.000 The people that died.

02:02:06.000 Grand numbers, I guess, looks like only maybe 12 to 15 people since March.

02:02:12.000 Since March.

02:02:13.000 That's a lot.

02:02:14.000 But is it?

02:02:15.000 I don't know.

02:02:16.000 I don't know if that's it.

02:02:17.000 Here in California?

02:02:18.000 All these people are older than 50 or older. 0.99

02:02:21.000 Yeah, right, which can happen at any point in time, especially if you're on vacation, doing Viagra, drinking straight Jack Daniels, fucking up a storm. 0.98

02:02:30.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:02:32.000 You could have a heart attack, bro.

02:02:33.000 But all jokes aside, no disrespect to the dead, can you Google how many people, is this an uptick?

02:02:43.000 What's the best way to say this?

02:02:44.000 How many tourists die per year?

02:02:46.000 Yeah, what's the annual tourist rate?

02:02:49.000 Tourist death rate?

02:02:50.000 And is it any different from what we're experiencing now?

02:02:53.000 Because it would be weird if we just found out that no, this is just what happens.

02:02:57.000 And they're just making a big deal out of this for a story.

02:03:00.000 You know, 55-year-old drunk guys die every year in the Dominican Republic and in Cuba and in Puerto Rico.

02:03:06.000 People get hammered on vacation, bro.

02:03:09.000 You know what I heard about the Dominican Republic?

02:03:12.000 What?

02:03:13.000 That I have no reason to go there.

02:03:15.000 Why?

02:03:15.000 They sell cocaine on the beach.

02:03:17.000 I do not like that idea.

02:03:19.000 Yeah.

02:03:20.000 At all.

02:03:20.000 When I heard that they sold cocaine on the beach at...

02:03:24.000 What's the big Mexican resort where the people go for spring break?

02:03:30.000 Mazatlan, but...

02:03:32.000 Oh, yeah.

02:03:32.000 Tulum?

02:03:33.000 No, not Tulum.

02:03:34.000 Cancun?

02:03:35.000 Cancun.

02:03:36.000 They sell coke on the beach.

02:03:37.000 Yeah.

02:03:38.000 All those times.

02:03:39.000 When you sell coke on the beach, I don't want to be on that beach.

02:03:42.000 And I was a junkie.

02:03:43.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:03:43.000 I just have this weird feeling about that.

02:03:46.000 They sell coke on the beach.

02:03:48.000 They do that in Costa Rica too.

02:03:50.000 I had somebody offer me some blow.

02:03:52.000 No.

02:03:53.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:03:56.000 Bill Hicks used to have a funny joke about that.

02:03:58.000 About walking down the street and someone's trying to say, I see you, coke, coke, you got coke.

02:04:02.000 We got weed, you got coke.

02:04:04.000 The guy would see me.

02:04:06.000 Heroin? 1.00

02:04:06.000 And he goes, the fuck? 1.00

02:04:09.000 Why did you think I wanted heroin, man? 1.00

02:04:11.000 I can afford coke.

02:04:13.000 Very funny.

02:04:14.000 About 2.7 Americans visited the Dominican Republic last year, which publicly releases data only about natural deaths such as car crashes and drownings.

02:04:25.000 It does not release information about deaths by natural causes such as heart attacks or strokes, even though it compiles reports on all Americans who die abroad.

02:04:35.000 It's a matter of statistics that a certain number of travelers will suffer serious illnesses, accidents, and even death while traveling internationally.

02:04:43.000 The death rate in the Dominican Republic is not any higher than the death rate in the states, officials said.

02:04:49.000 That's what I'm talking about.

02:04:51.000 When people visit other countries, don't expect them to stay alive, because you don't expect them to stay alive here.

02:04:57.000 They die all the time.

02:04:59.000 But when you're talking about, what did they say, what was the hundreds of thousands?

02:05:02.000 How many hundreds of thousands people visit the Dominican Republic every year?

02:05:05.000 2.7 million visited last year.

02:05:08.000 Americans visited last year.

02:05:09.000 Oh my god, really?

02:05:10.000 2.7 million?

02:05:11.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:05:12.000 That's a lot of fucking people. 1.00

02:05:13.000 10 people died. 1.00

02:05:14.000 12 people have died, I guess.

02:05:15.000 Why did I think it was hundreds of thousands?

02:05:16.000 That's way more.

02:05:17.000 So last year, 11 people died?

02:05:19.000 Last year?

02:05:20.000 No.

02:05:20.000 This year?

02:05:21.000 In the last couple of months, last 12 people died. 1.00

02:05:23.000 That's a lot of fucking people going over there, man. 1.00

02:05:25.000 People die. 1.00

02:05:26.000 But meanwhile, everybody's scared to go to the Dominican Republic, so it's like probably killing their business and...

02:05:31.000 Oh, he was fine until he drank out of the mini bar.

02:05:35.000 Come on, man.

02:05:37.000 Are you sure? 1.00

02:05:39.000 You know, some people, I'm sure, are getting fucked. 0.99

02:05:41.000 The scary one was the lady who got attacked. 1.00

02:05:43.000 There was a lady who got attacked. 0.98

02:05:45.000 Right, right, right.

02:05:46.000 They beat her half to death.

02:05:48.000 She has no idea what happened. 0.99

02:05:49.000 She saw a guy with an outfit on from the resort, like an employee's outfit, and he fucking clubbed her and beat the shit out of her, and she doesn't remember anything. 0.99

02:05:59.000 He left her for dead. 0.99

02:06:01.000 And when they found her, they thought she was dead.

02:06:03.000 You know, bro, I gotta be honest with you, for the last 10, 20 years, there ain't nowhere I really want to go.

02:06:09.000 Thank you.

02:06:10.000 Hawaii is awesome. 0.99

02:06:11.000 I'm scared of all that shit. 1.00

02:06:12.000 Go to Hawaii. 1.00

02:06:13.000 It's the United States. 0.99

02:06:14.000 They're the nicest fucking people in the world. 0.99

02:06:16.000 Yeah, go to Maui or, you know. 0.99

02:06:18.000 My wife and I sat down and we're like, all the places you want to go, it's a six hour fucking flight. 0.95

02:06:23.000 It's true. 0.78

02:06:24.000 You know, and after a while, doing what we do, we got some of the best coastline in the world here.

02:06:30.000 If you stop down by San Diego, mix it up a little bit.

02:06:33.000 One of the beaches, go up north to Santa Barbara, go even up a little north.

02:06:38.000 You know, uh, So, we're going to do that a little bit.

02:06:41.000 I mean...

02:06:42.000 Santa Barbara's beautiful.

02:06:43.000 Santa Barbara's beautiful.

02:06:44.000 That's like being on a vacation, you know, and you're an hour away. 0.99

02:06:47.000 We take too many fucking planes to be on six hours to go to fucking Miami or New York. 0.99

02:06:52.000 I thought about taking it to the Jersey Shore. 1.00

02:06:54.000 I thought about doing a lot of shit like that this summer. 0.98

02:06:57.000 You know what you could do, too? 0.99

02:06:57.000 You could take a couple-day trip, like go to Santa Barbara for a day. 0.99

02:07:01.000 Yeah, that's what I'm doing this week.

02:07:02.000 And then leave to Santa Barbara, go up past San Luis Obispo.

02:07:04.000 That's real nice.

02:07:05.000 Joe, I don't know if you know this. 0.99

02:07:06.000 I fucking hate holidays. 0.99

02:07:08.000 Do you? 1.00

02:07:08.000 I hate holidays because it softens us. 1.00

02:07:11.000 Guys like you and me, we work through everything. 1.00

02:07:14.000 But there's motherfuckers that two weeks before Christmas, they shut down on my ass. 1.00

02:07:18.000 They start singing Jingle Bells and shit. 1.00

02:07:21.000 You know, a week before Mother's Day, a week before Memorial Day. 1.00

02:07:25.000 It fucking kills me. 0.99

02:07:26.000 Like, this Memorial Day killed me. 1.00

02:07:29.000 You gotta figure I was in New York for three weeks, you know, walking around.

02:07:33.000 All of a sudden, I come home in the first week.

02:07:34.000 I come back to Memorial Day weekend.

02:07:37.000 Nobody's having a party. 0.99

02:07:38.000 Nobody's doing shit. 1.00

02:07:40.000 Finally, Monday night, I told my wife, I go, fuck it, I got tickets for the Dodger game. 1.00

02:07:43.000 Let's go to the Dodger game. 0.99

02:07:44.000 What are you doing for the 4th?

02:07:45.000 I'm going to the beach.

02:07:47.000 Nice. 0.99

02:07:48.000 I'm leaving fucking Wednesday morning. 0.99

02:07:50.000 When did we have a barbecue over my house for the 4th when you brought your daughter? 0.99

02:07:54.000 When was the last time?

02:07:55.000 That was like three years ago?

02:07:56.000 Three or four years ago.

02:07:56.000 Yeah, she was two or three.

02:07:58.000 She was so cute.

02:07:59.000 Now she's six.

02:08:00.000 She's so cute, man.

02:08:03.000 She pointed to me and went, yuck. 1.00

02:08:05.000 Yuck.

02:08:05.000 I asked her the other day.

02:08:06.000 I go, you don't say yuck no more, do you? 0.57

02:08:09.000 And she goes, nah, yuck, screw that. 0.99

02:08:10.000 I came close to her.

02:08:12.000 You were holding her.

02:08:12.000 I came close to her to say hi.

02:08:14.000 I'm like, how are you?

02:08:15.000 And she's like, yuck. 1.00

02:08:17.000 And now she sees you and she goes, I know him.

02:08:20.000 She still remembers you.

02:08:22.000 That's adorable.

02:08:24.000 The kids' memories are horrible.

02:08:27.000 And I remember being a kid and going to my mom's bar and there were certain people that would walk in and my mom would go, before you say anything, I want you to know that he remembers everything.

02:08:39.000 He doesn't react to you.

02:08:40.000 He'll tell me at 2 in the morning. 1.00

02:08:42.000 I would tell my mom shit like that dude came and he had a gun. 1.00

02:08:45.000 He had something on his nose. 1.00

02:08:47.000 And my mom would go, Jesus fucking Christ. 1.00

02:08:49.000 And that's what's crazy about kids. 1.00

02:08:53.000 Kids are little people.

02:08:54.000 They're in another room.

02:08:55.000 You're having a conversation with your wife.

02:08:57.000 Three days later, she'll tell me what that conversation was.

02:09:00.000 And I'll just look at her.

02:09:02.000 I don't smoke in the house no more.

02:09:04.000 She's busted me once, but she never said nothing to nobody.

02:09:08.000 So I could tell she's a dear.

02:09:10.000 She keeps her mouth shut.

02:09:11.000 I walked out.

02:09:12.000 She was right there.

02:09:13.000 And as I was talking to her, smoke was coming out of my mouth.

02:09:16.000 She didn't say one word to me.

02:09:18.000 And she hates smokers. 1.00

02:09:19.000 She fucking hates smokers. 1.00

02:09:21.000 Not because it's bad for their health, because they're ruining the environment. 1.00

02:09:25.000 That's hilarious.

02:09:26.000 Nothing about health.

02:09:27.000 She's like, they're no good people.

02:09:30.000 Smokers are no good because they're ruining the environment, daddy.

02:09:33.000 So I'm like, okay, what are you going to do?

02:09:36.000 No, I'm thinking about the Hawaiian thing.

02:09:38.000 I want you to hook me up for Maine and Z. Let me know.

02:09:40.000 Okay.

02:09:41.000 I know it's a certain four seasons.

02:09:43.000 I'll tell you exactly where to go.

02:09:43.000 What plane, what time of the year.

02:09:45.000 Because I don't know what time of the year to go.

02:09:48.000 Anytime. 0.99

02:09:49.000 Oh, okay, that's all bullshit? 1.00

02:09:50.000 Fuck yeah, for Hawaii. 1.00

02:09:52.000 I'd go to Hawaii any day of the year. 1.00

02:09:54.000 So that you don't go from, like, December to February because it's volcano season and nothing like that?

02:09:59.000 We went in June.

02:10:00.000 Before that, we went...

02:10:02.000 Last time we had gone was in January or December.

02:10:06.000 Yeah, it's beautiful.

02:10:08.000 The people are so nice, man.

02:10:10.000 But I shouldn't say this.

02:10:11.000 They're probably getting mad.

02:10:13.000 You're going to make more people come over there.

02:10:14.000 It's an amazing place to live, man.

02:10:16.000 They live in paradise.

02:10:19.000 They're on an island that's created by a volcano in the middle of the ocean. 0.99

02:10:24.000 And it's fucking gorgeous. 0.97

02:10:27.000 It's so pretty. 0.98

02:10:29.000 What was the craziest thing you saw in the water?

02:10:32.000 We saw a lot of dolphins, man.

02:10:35.000 A lot of spinner dolphins, I guess they call them.

02:10:38.000 I guess that's what kind of dolphins they were.

02:10:40.000 I don't remember what kind of dolphins.

02:10:42.000 But back in December, we saw whales.

02:10:45.000 That was awesome.

02:10:46.000 That's amazing, man. 0.99

02:10:47.000 You see fucking whales breach the surface of the water. 1.00

02:10:49.000 You're like, whoa! 1.00

02:10:51.000 Wild, man.

02:10:52.000 Just get out there on boats and look for splashes in the distance.

02:10:56.000 And then we saw them.

02:10:57.000 Big schools of dolphins.

02:10:59.000 They swim under your boat. 1.00

02:11:01.000 It's wild shit, man. 1.00

02:11:03.000 You know, because they're just these crazy sea mammals that are super intelligent, live in the water right off the coast. 1.00

02:11:12.000 I mean, that said, it's such a paradise because what Hawaii has that no other place does is it's fully surrounded by the most beautiful, pristine water. 0.99

02:11:22.000 There's no shit beaches on Hawaii. 0.97

02:11:24.000 It's all gorgeous water. 0.99

02:11:26.000 Did you scuba-gee?

02:11:28.000 Yeah, no, he snorkeled.

02:11:29.000 Okay, so when you went snorkeling, any sharks? 0.66

02:11:31.000 No, that scares the fuck out of me, though.

02:11:33.000 That what? 0.88

02:11:33.000 That scares the fuck out of me. 0.88

02:11:35.000 Sharks scare the fuck out of me. 0.98

02:11:36.000 Okay. 0.99

02:11:36.000 Guy just got killed. 0.99

02:11:37.000 I love you to death.

02:11:38.000 Thank you, I love you too. 0.91

02:11:38.000 I am fucking to a point where I am petrified. 0.91

02:11:43.000 And I don't know about you. 0.99

02:11:44.000 You should be.

02:11:44.000 I grew up in a...

02:11:46.000 I still remember my mom taking me to Coney Island, dog.

02:11:50.000 Being a little kid, getting a hot dog.

02:11:54.000 Both times I went to Coney Island, I had drama.

02:11:57.000 The first time I went to Coney Island, I got caught in a Undertale?

02:12:03.000 Yeah.

02:12:04.000 Where you go out and you're in your waist.

02:12:07.000 Me and you were playing.

02:12:08.000 And then we look at our parents and they're two miles away.

02:12:11.000 It's very dangerous. 1.00

02:12:12.000 So the fucking lifeguards. 1.00

02:12:13.000 I had to be five, maybe five, maybe four. 1.00

02:12:16.000 That was my first experience in Coney Island.

02:12:18.000 Second experience in Coney Island.

02:12:20.000 I'm there with my cousins.

02:12:21.000 We're jumping up and down.

02:12:22.000 I'm never forgetting how to be hot.

02:12:24.000 Like those hot days.

02:12:25.000 We ran in.

02:12:26.000 Do you know?

02:12:27.000 We're swimming around.

02:12:28.000 And all of a sudden we look up. 1.00

02:12:29.000 And that was the biggest piece of shit. 0.99

02:12:31.000 It was 13, 14 inches, spinning around on the beach, just floating past us. 1.00

02:12:37.000 I remember walking out and telling my mom, I'm never going back.

02:12:42.000 That was the last time I went to Coney Island.

02:12:43.000 And then I went to Jersey, and I went to the beach.

02:12:46.000 I loved it.

02:12:47.000 Everything was hunky-dory.

02:12:49.000 And it started here about 2003. I went down to the beach, and when we got there, the lifeguard walks over.

02:12:58.000 You know, after you smoke a fucking joint, you got the SPF on you. 0.97

02:13:01.000 The guy comes over and he goes, the beach isn't closed, officially. 0.99

02:13:07.000 But there's been a couple shark sightings this morning out there.

02:13:10.000 So if you go into the water, I just want you to know, let me know and wave over at me.

02:13:15.000 This is when you come up here and you make the right turn down.

02:13:19.000 You know, I don't know.

02:13:21.000 Anyway, it's the other way of going down to the beach.

02:13:24.000 It's not the four or five way to sunset and you get off.

02:13:28.000 It's the other way.

02:13:29.000 What canyon do you go down?

02:13:30.000 Topanga?

02:13:30.000 Topanga Canyon.

02:13:31.000 You go down.

02:13:32.000 That time, we got right there.

02:13:34.000 As soon as we landed, it had to be 2003, 2002. The guys said, it's not closed, but they've been seeing a couple spots.

02:13:42.000 I always try to go in the ocean.

02:13:45.000 I'm Cuban.

02:13:46.000 My mother loved the beach.

02:13:47.000 We always went. 0.99

02:13:49.000 Every time I go to the beach, I go, what the fuck is wrong with me? 0.99

02:13:52.000 And I buckle up. 0.99

02:13:54.000 I take four steps.

02:13:56.000 I dip in.

02:13:58.000 And then I walk out a little bit, and once I start bouncing, I go under and I take a couple strokes.

02:14:04.000 Joe, I feel great. 0.99

02:14:05.000 And as soon as one of those fucking things touch my foot... 1.00

02:14:10.000 You never see a fat motherfucker run as quick as you see. 1.00

02:14:13.000 I just run out straight, and that's it. 1.00

02:14:16.000 I put my SPF on, and I don't go back in the water.

02:14:19.000 I go in just to refresh myself. 0.98

02:14:22.000 Did you see the fucking great white face off the coast of Jersey guy? 0.99

02:14:25.000 The one that bit those guys fish when he's bringing in? 0.99

02:14:27.000 Did you see that?

02:14:28.000 Unbelievable.

02:14:29.000 That's not normal, brother.

02:14:30.000 I grew up in Jersey.

02:14:31.000 There's always been sharks, but not great whites like that.

02:14:37.000 Great whites started, the first time I ever saw a shark was in Montauk.

02:14:44.000 Montauk is next to Amity where they really shot Jaws. 1.00

02:14:48.000 Jaws is supposed to be Amity or one of those.

02:14:51.000 If you look, I don't know what correctly it is. 0.98

02:14:53.000 When they shot Jaws, it's supposed to be the coast of fucking Long Island. 0.90

02:14:58.000 But if anybody knew, when I was a kid, I used to go to Montauk all the time. 0.99

02:15:02.000 That beach was no bueno, dawg. 0.99

02:15:04.000 You'd be on the beach and a fucking crab would walk up to you. 1.00

02:15:07.000 They walk backwards. 1.00

02:15:09.000 But this is unheard of, guys.

02:15:11.000 Come on.

02:15:12.000 That's Josh.

02:15:13.000 It's biting their buoy?

02:15:14.000 Is that what that is?

02:15:14.000 Yeah.

02:15:15.000 Or is that a sack of meat?

02:15:16.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:15:16.000 I think there's meat.

02:15:17.000 They're chumming it?

02:15:18.000 Yeah.

02:15:19.000 Oh, they're chumming?

02:15:20.000 Why is it biting that thing, then?

02:15:22.000 Is that definitely what's going on?

02:15:24.000 What is on that rope back there?

02:15:26.000 Oh, it sort of ripped it apart.

02:15:27.000 Oh, yeah.

02:15:28.000 Look, they're salmon fillets.

02:15:30.000 2,000 pounds.

02:15:31.000 Or fish fillets.

02:15:34.000 They think the shark was 2,000 pounds?

02:15:36.000 Stop doing this, because it's hard for me to tell what's going on.

02:15:40.000 Okay, they dangled...

02:15:41.000 So what is it biting?

02:15:43.000 What is that yellow thing? 0.92

02:15:44.000 It's like a buoy or something, isn't it?

02:15:46.000 Yeah, it looks like it, but why would it bite a buoy? 1.00

02:15:49.000 It's a fucking animal! 0.99

02:15:51.000 But you see how they have that piece of fish? 1.00

02:15:52.000 They were dangling in the water.

02:15:54.000 It seemed to me like they were trying to bring that...

02:15:57.000 But with that fish, it was already filleted.

02:16:00.000 So it's like the body, the head, and the tail.

02:16:03.000 It seemed to me like they're putting that in the water to attract sharks.

02:16:07.000 I bet they know a spot where sharks... 0.51

02:16:09.000 See what I'm talking about?

02:16:10.000 See, that's the part of the fish that you can't...

02:16:12.000 You know, it's like he's got it opened up like a fillet.

02:16:16.000 And they're dragging it through the water, I think, to try to attract them.

02:16:20.000 Maybe they saw it and they're like, let's see if we can get it closer.

02:16:23.000 Yeah, maybe, right?

02:16:24.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:16:24.000 Fuck. 1.00

02:16:25.000 Never mind. 1.00

02:16:25.000 Get it away. 1.00

02:16:27.000 Yeah, see, they're throwing that in the water.

02:16:29.000 They're definitely trying to bring him closer to the boat. 0.99

02:16:32.000 I don't give a fuck if they put a leg in the water. 0.99

02:16:35.000 Look at the size of that fucking thing off the coast of New Jersey. 1.00

02:16:40.000 That's what makes you want to scratch your fucking head. 1.00

02:16:43.000 Then a week later, a seal attacked a girl in a California beach. 1.00

02:16:48.000 A seal!

02:16:49.000 I saw one where a seal grabbed a girl's leg and pulled her into the water off a dock.

02:16:54.000 That was a different one.

02:16:55.000 This is another one?

02:16:56.000 This is another one.

02:16:57.000 And they're blaming it on a chemical in the ocean?

02:17:00.000 Clonox or something like that that wants the seals get that in?

02:17:05.000 Look at this girl, how she got dragged in, Connors. 0.74

02:17:07.000 Look at this.

02:17:08.000 Look at this, my brother.

02:17:10.000 Oh, my God.

02:17:12.000 Oh my god. 1.00

02:17:13.000 Get the fuck out of my leg. 0.99

02:17:15.000 Something's going on. 1.00

02:17:17.000 Holy shit. 1.00

02:17:19.000 Holy shit. 1.00

02:17:22.000 Bro. 1.00

02:17:23.000 I think the climate change is everywhere.

02:17:26.000 It's all over.

02:17:26.000 Look at that.

02:17:27.000 Oh, that thing fucked her leg up. 1.00

02:17:29.000 Come on, guy. 0.99

02:17:29.000 Wow, that's crazy that they got it on video, too. 0.99

02:17:31.000 It just jumps up and bites her fucking leg. 1.00

02:17:35.000 Maybe to pay back. 1.00

02:17:37.000 Did you see that too this week?

02:17:38.000 The dogs?

02:17:39.000 Oh, look at this.

02:17:40.000 Yeah, the dog?

02:17:42.000 Yeah.

02:17:42.000 I don't know what's going on here.

02:17:44.000 No, it's a big giant shark.

02:17:45.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.

02:17:46.000 And then the rest of the dogs come in to help its buddy.

02:17:49.000 And it sort of stays for a second.

02:17:51.000 I thought maybe it had one and they're trying to get it to release it.

02:17:54.000 Did it?

02:17:55.000 I don't believe so.

02:17:56.000 No, look at it.

02:17:57.000 Jesus Christ! 1.00

02:17:58.000 It's a really crazy fucking video. 1.00

02:18:00.000 But the dogs are huge also. 1.00

02:18:02.000 They're no bitch-ass dogs. 1.00

02:18:04.000 I guess. 1.00

02:18:04.000 I mean, who would show up to the beach with five savages like that? 1.00

02:18:08.000 That's a fucking shark, bro. 1.00

02:18:09.000 No, dog, you gotta be very careful. 1.00

02:18:11.000 You gotta be very careful now.

02:18:12.000 Something's going on, and you have to...

02:18:15.000 Do you think the world's coming to an end?

02:18:16.000 Not at all.

02:18:17.000 What do you think, I'm Eddie Bravo? 1.00

02:18:19.000 What the fuck? 1.00

02:18:20.000 The world, we're slinging dick until something happens, but... 1.00

02:18:24.000 What could make all these shark attacks, especially on the East Coast, the last three weeks? 0.88

02:18:29.000 Well, here's one thing.

02:18:30.000 Especially on the East Coast.

02:18:31.000 One thing could be lack of food, right?

02:18:34.000 I mean, they overfish the fuck out of the ocean.

02:18:36.000 People know for a fact that that's a real problem. 0.95

02:18:39.000 That's a real problem.

02:18:40.000 Overfishing is a giant problem.

02:18:42.000 They're worried that the ocean fish in some parts of the world will literally be extinct.

02:18:46.000 There'll be nothing left in 50, 60, 100 years.

02:18:49.000 Who knows if they don't clean up their act.

02:18:51.000 But...

02:18:51.000 You see the way they do with commercial nets.

02:18:53.000 Just throw those fucking things in and just insane wide nets just scooping up everything. 0.99

02:18:59.000 And then they get all these fish and they dump them in the hull of the boat. 1.00

02:19:03.000 It's crazy how much fish they kill.

02:19:05.000 It's crazy.

02:19:06.000 What a desire for fish we all have. 0.99

02:19:09.000 But if sharks run out of shit to eat and then the seals run out of shit to eat, the sharks start running out of seals and they start going after people. 0.99

02:19:19.000 What do seals eat? 0.99

02:19:20.000 That's a good question.

02:19:22.000 I don't imagine they eat fish.

02:19:26.000 Years ago, seals up in San Francisco were getting killed by sharks.

02:19:32.000 At such a high level that a guy was on a surfboard.

02:19:40.000 And they couldn't imagine why the shark bit him.

02:19:42.000 And then they looked into it and they said from underneath the shark just sees...

02:19:47.000 They see a seal.

02:19:48.000 A seal.

02:19:48.000 Yeah.

02:19:49.000 Yeah, there's a crazy video of a shark taking a seal out on this one right here.

02:19:53.000 Right in front of all these people on the marina.

02:19:56.000 Is that Alcatraz?

02:19:58.000 Alcatraz.

02:19:58.000 Okay, watch this.

02:19:59.000 Back it up a little bit.

02:20:00.000 Watch the splatter. 0.99

02:20:01.000 The shark just jacks his fucking seal right in front of everybody. 0.99

02:20:04.000 They're all looking out. 1.00

02:20:05.000 Watch this.

02:20:06.000 Boom! 0.99

02:20:06.000 Look at all that blood. 0.99

02:20:09.000 And everybody's like, what the fuck? 1.00

02:20:12.000 It's an oil slick of blood. 1.00

02:20:14.000 The shark comes out of the water with the seal.

02:20:17.000 I mean, look at that blood.

02:20:19.000 That is madness. 0.99

02:20:21.000 Bright red blotch and a fucking huge shark destroying a seal in front of everybody. 0.99

02:20:28.000 Just let you know that's their world. 0.99

02:20:31.000 There's monsters right there.

02:20:34.000 It's just they can't get out of the water.

02:20:36.000 I mean imagine if that was like right next to the woods and you know that if you didn't go into the woods you'd be okay.

02:20:41.000 But if you did go into the woods there's a giant gray thing that moves 30 miles an hour that just bites the legs and arms off of everything it runs into.

02:20:51.000 Is that what the village was?

02:20:52.000 They scared them from going into the woods because something was going to kill them if they were out there?

02:20:55.000 Yeah, they put on a costume.

02:20:58.000 The village was about a bunch of people that didn't know that it was like 2,000 and whatever it was.

02:21:01.000 I know that, but isn't that what the idea was?

02:21:04.000 They were going to die by something? 0.98

02:21:05.000 Yeah, they scared them with some costume or some shit, right? 0.99

02:21:09.000 Giant shark. 0.99

02:21:09.000 But that's what it's like when you're sitting on the dock there looking out at that shark fucking up that seal in the water. 0.99

02:21:15.000 It's right there. 0.92

02:21:16.000 I mean, you could just jump in.

02:21:18.000 I mean, it is sort of like being at the edge of the woods watching some mythical monster tear apart a creature in front of you.

02:21:26.000 We spoke when you went, Hawaii.

02:21:27.000 That's the first thing I said to you, though. 1.00

02:21:29.000 Look out for the fucking sharks, dog. 1.00

02:21:31.000 I'm worried about that shit. 1.00

02:21:33.000 We're fine. 1.00

02:21:33.000 Nothing happened. 1.00

02:21:34.000 We're fine.

02:21:34.000 And they got hammerheads down there?

02:21:36.000 Well, there's a lot of tiger sharks.

02:21:38.000 Tiger sharks bite people.

02:21:40.000 Bull sharks are apparently the most dangerous, and they're the weird ones because they go through fresh water.

02:21:45.000 They found bull sharks way up near Illinois, like near Chicago, on rivers.

02:21:51.000 Bull sharks get in fresh water and swim all the way up the river.

02:21:55.000 In fact, Jaws was actually inspired by bull sharks that bit people over a successive couple of days in New Jersey.

02:22:03.000 In a river in New Jersey.

02:22:05.000 The actual original story that inspired Jaws came from shark attacks and like...

02:22:14.000 I want to say, like, maybe the 50s or some shit like that, that were near a river in New Jersey.

02:22:20.000 Freshwater River. 0.75

02:22:21.000 Speaking of New Jersey, there's something I want to show you.

02:22:23.000 See if you can find that story, Jamie.

02:22:26.000 I know there's been sharks seen in the Mississippi River.

02:22:28.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:22:29.000 It's just like the same kind of story.

02:22:31.000 Yeah, exactly.

02:22:31.000 They can go way up.

02:22:33.000 They can survive in fresh water.

02:22:35.000 The bull sharks, they're a weird animal.

02:22:38.000 I think that monster guy, that television show River Monsters, that dude, that cool guy, I think that guy caught one somewhere, if I remember correctly.

02:22:47.000 That guy that used to hang out with Wild Boys, Steve-O and Chris Pontius, Manny, he got into that water in the bay at San Francisco with like 200 bull sharks. 0.85

02:22:55.000 The footage of it is fucking crazy. 0.99

02:22:57.000 Oh my god, those guys are so insane. 1.00

02:22:59.000 They're also insane. 1.00

02:23:00.000 Just with no cage or nothing? 0.98

02:23:01.000 Nothing. 0.99

02:23:02.000 How about when Steve-O was on that fucking tree and the lions jumped up in the tree to be with him? 1.00

02:23:07.000 Like, what in the fuck, son? 1.00

02:23:08.000 They took his hat from him. 1.00

02:23:10.000 Took his hat off his head.

02:23:11.000 I'm like, what?

02:23:12.000 What?

02:23:13.000 What?

02:23:15.000 What?

02:23:16.000 Like, he was inches from death.

02:23:18.000 One of your fans sent me an article for you about six months ago.

02:23:23.000 Really interesting.

02:23:24.000 I got it somewhere in my phone.

02:23:25.000 I think it's on Twitter.

02:23:27.000 So Rocky Balboa.

02:23:29.000 So Rocky Balboa.

02:23:30.000 Sylvester Stallone was a young guy and he went into a gym in Bayonne because he wanted Chuck Wepner's trainer to train him. 0.99

02:23:41.000 But Chuck Wepner's trainer told him to fuck off because Sylvester Stallone had done porn. 0.93

02:23:48.000 So Sylvester Stallone on the way out stole Chuck Wepner's notebook that he wrote in and that's where he took the idea for Rocky. 0.98

02:23:59.000 Is that true?

02:24:00.000 Did you ever hear this song?

02:24:02.000 Never heard that.

02:24:03.000 Maybe it's true.

02:24:04.000 Despite the fact that Stallone was sued by Wepner in 2003 for using his story for Rocky, he ultimately settled for an undisclosed amount of money in 2006, according to Forbes.

02:24:14.000 Seems to be in a good spirit about Wepner's tale being told on the big screen.

02:24:18.000 In an interview with Deadline, Chuck, producer Mike Tolan, said that Stallone was supportive of everyone involved, reading the script and even showing up on set.

02:24:26.000 He and Liv had...

02:24:27.000 Positive dialogue during shooting.

02:24:29.000 They made a movie about Chuck.

02:24:31.000 They did a movie about Chuck.

02:24:33.000 Hmm.

02:24:35.000 That's weird that he used his story for Rocky.

02:24:38.000 So the idea was that he used his story when Chuck Wepner fought Muhammad Ali.

02:24:43.000 Is that what you heard?

02:24:44.000 No, but it kind of makes sense that that would be based on because Carl Weathers was kind of like a Muhammad Ali character and Rocky Balboa was kind of like Chuck Wepner. 0.77

02:24:52.000 But if I remember that fight correctly, I remember Muhammad Ali beating the shit out of Chuck Wepner.

02:24:59.000 I don't remember it being like a close fight.

02:25:02.000 Didn't they make that fight a draw?

02:25:04.000 Wasn't Rocky a draw?

02:25:07.000 Did Muhammad Ali knock him out?

02:25:09.000 No, he beat him up.

02:25:11.000 He beat him up.

02:25:12.000 He didn't knock him out.

02:25:13.000 But I think he went 12 rounds.

02:25:15.000 It might have been 15 rounds.

02:25:17.000 Back when they were doing 15 rounds.

02:25:19.000 Matter of fact, I think it did.

02:25:22.000 I think, if I remember correctly, it went to distance.

02:25:25.000 But again, my boxing knowledge is not like my MMA knowledge.

02:25:29.000 It's like B-level.

02:25:30.000 It says 1975. It was billed as the Give the White Guy a Break Oh my god, that's hilarious. 1.00

02:25:44.000 They should have done that in Rocky.

02:25:45.000 He was knocked out in the 15th round.

02:25:47.000 Okay, 15th round.

02:25:49.000 So, that's what I'm saying.

02:25:50.000 It wasn't like Rocky.

02:25:52.000 The story of Rocky is this guy who actually was a good fighter but just never focused himself decides to focus himself for this preposterous opportunity to fight for the title and actually hurts him.

02:26:03.000 Actually hurts him and it's a draw at the end of the fight. 0.93

02:26:06.000 It's a crazy fucking war and turns out to be a draw. 0.97

02:26:09.000 That was not Chuck Webner's story. 0.99

02:26:12.000 I mean, unless he's part of Chuck Wepner's life.

02:26:15.000 Well, he paid him.

02:26:15.000 Yeah.

02:26:16.000 He obviously paid him.

02:26:17.000 He might have. 1.00

02:26:18.000 There may be some truth to that fucking story. 1.00

02:26:21.000 Maybe. 1.00

02:26:22.000 And Stallone has always been known to have sticky fingers.

02:26:25.000 He stuck his finger in the Expendables.

02:26:27.000 That was Eddie's student.

02:26:29.000 And Eddie's student had to take him back.

02:26:31.000 It was in those days...

02:26:32.000 That's what they did, right?

02:26:34.000 For people, what people don't know is...

02:26:35.000 There's a couple people who do that.

02:26:37.000 They meet with a guy, Jamie.

02:26:38.000 How you doing?

02:26:39.000 Jamie says, I got an idea.

02:26:40.000 But the guy moves back to Columbus.

02:26:42.000 All of a sudden, a year later, Jamie turns the TV on, and there's this story on TV. Jamie takes him to court and wins.

02:26:48.000 He even has the notes, the appointment that his agent made for him to meet Stallone.

02:26:53.000 All Stallone has to shell him now is for the amount of the script.

02:26:56.000 He doesn't have to give him proceeds of what he made.

02:27:00.000 So it's a tremendous scam if you do it and get away with it.

02:27:04.000 Listen, I'm not bad Mountain Stallone.

02:27:06.000 Let me tell you something. 1.00

02:27:08.000 Every time those Rockies come out, I watch those fucking things. 1.00

02:27:12.000 And I am more and more baffled that they kind of still hold up. 1.00

02:27:17.000 And what's really baffling about the Rockies is they keep on coming.

02:27:22.000 I mean, you know, they're writing another one.

02:27:25.000 Creed.

02:27:26.000 Yeah, Creed.

02:27:26.000 Now that they got Michael B. Jordan.

02:27:28.000 Yeah, you know.

02:27:29.000 Did you see the video of Michael B. Jordan going through that tactical course? 0.98

02:27:34.000 It's fucking badass, man. 0.99

02:27:36.000 I don't know what movie he's preparing for, but he's preparing for some fucking crazy shoot-em-up movie, I guess. 0.99

02:27:41.000 You know, I did this... 0.98

02:27:42.000 Taron Tactical?

02:27:43.000 I did this thing with our boy, and I didn't know.

02:27:47.000 Like, our boy was...

02:27:48.000 John Berthold was telling me that after movies he does...

02:27:52.000 You've got to go there six months before Joe Rogan.

02:27:55.000 He's going through one of these courses, like John Wick-style courses.

02:27:58.000 Yeah, you've got to go through six months of this.

02:28:01.000 It says it's for Black Panther.

02:28:03.000 So this is when he was in that movie, Black Panther.

02:28:05.000 So he's preparing for it.

02:28:08.000 He used a bunch of guns in that movie, though, so I don't know.

02:28:10.000 Makes sense.

02:28:10.000 Yeah, he did shoot a lot of guns in that movie.

02:28:12.000 Yeah, he was a mercenary.

02:28:13.000 Don't you remember? 0.99

02:28:15.000 Michael B. Jordan was a killer.

02:28:17.000 I remember the hand-to-hand fights, though, I guess.

02:28:19.000 Yeah, well, there was that, too.

02:28:20.000 But I'm sure there was some gunfights.

02:28:23.000 And just to be able to handle it and look like this.

02:28:26.000 I don't know enough about shooting to know if this looks good.

02:28:31.000 It looks good to me, though.

02:28:32.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:28:34.000 Well, if you watch, like, Tom Cruise in Collateral, when he goes into the Japanese bar in Koreatown or whatever it is, he's using tactical shooting, you know, like it's real tactical.

02:28:45.000 I always knew that Tom Cruise was an ultimate professional, you know, that's why he gets 20, 80 million a movie, the whole deal, but...

02:28:53.000 When I talked to our boy, he was telling me, nah, that all these movies now, you go over there five, six months before the movie starts.

02:29:01.000 And it's, you know, eight hours of training.

02:29:04.000 I mean, you got to give it up for your boy John Wick.

02:29:06.000 Oh, yeah.

02:29:07.000 He's 56. He's doing five hours a day in jiu-jitsu.

02:29:10.000 He's doing jiu-jitsu, and there's a bunch of scenes of him doing that same course.

02:29:14.000 Doing that same course.

02:29:15.000 He did it with a Henry rifle, one of those Henry old-school Western rifles.

02:29:20.000 What are those called?

02:29:21.000 You know those little load-em-up ones where you flip your wrist down to reload?

02:29:26.000 Remember when we were kids, we had those, and the more you pumped them, the stronger the thing was.

02:29:30.000 When you shot your grandmother, you pumped her like 80 times. 1.00

02:29:33.000 If you hated the motherfucker, you'd start pumping that bitch at like 6 in the morning, and you'd get it all full. 1.00

02:29:39.000 That was the ultimate... 1.00

02:29:41.000 Dangerous weapon to give to a kid, a fucking BB. We had everything. 1.00

02:29:45.000 Remember the wrist rockets?

02:29:46.000 Yeah, I had a wrist rocket.

02:29:47.000 Is that what they call it?

02:29:49.000 Yeah, they had those tubes, surgical tubes.

02:29:51.000 Oh my God.

02:29:52.000 I had a friend that lived on the second floor and he would just peg off kids and As they were walking home from school, Richie Vanacek, he was in school too, so he would run home from school, go on his second, third floor attic, lay on the floor like a mercenary,

02:30:09.000 and just shoot kids. 0.64

02:30:10.000 They couldn't invest. 0.99

02:30:11.000 How funny was he?

02:30:14.000 He would put nails in tables like these at school, so when people put their books down, they get caught by the nail. 1.00

02:30:22.000 He was just a fucking nut. 0.99

02:30:23.000 Now he's somewhere installing elevators in Pennsylvania somewhere. 1.00

02:30:27.000 Who the fuck knows? 0.99

02:30:28.000 Wrist rockets are so dangerous. 1.00

02:30:30.000 We used to use marbles.

02:30:31.000 We used to take wrist rockets, buy a bag of marbles, and get a wrist rocket.

02:30:35.000 Yeah.

02:30:36.000 Because marbles, they fly consistently.

02:30:39.000 You can get used to where the trajectory is going to go. 0.98

02:30:41.000 If you have a rock, who the fuck knows how much that rock weighs? 0.94

02:30:44.000 You know, this rock's heavier than that rock. 0.99

02:30:46.000 It's hard to figure out where the fuck things are going. 0.97

02:30:48.000 But when you get good with a marble, you understand that, like, right here, I kind of can judge the arc of that marble. 0.98

02:30:55.000 You can start nailing things.

02:30:56.000 You can start nailing things.

02:30:58.000 Remember when you got your first marksman repeater?

02:31:00.000 You ever got a marksman repeater?

02:31:01.000 I never had one of those.

02:31:02.000 A marksman repeater is pellets, BBs, and darts.

02:31:08.000 I had one of those when I was about eight. 0.99

02:31:10.000 My mother caught me, gave me a beat, and I had the fucking 007 knife. 0.98

02:31:15.000 That's a knife from the 70s. 0.99

02:31:17.000 They either sold them in Newark or in Harlem.

02:31:20.000 I remember 007s had a wooden handle.

02:31:22.000 Wooden handle, nice and big.

02:31:24.000 I used to get the painted jeans.

02:31:27.000 Do you know when I was about in third grade, do you know I used to get shaken down on the way out and then the way in?

02:31:34.000 Do you know that?

02:31:35.000 Because they were worried about you.

02:31:37.000 Oh.

02:31:39.000 In the second grade, before my mother put me in Catholic school, it was called Shakedown.

02:31:46.000 Take socks off.

02:31:48.000 Wow, socks off.

02:31:49.000 Like how much money you went out with.

02:31:51.000 Is this Keanu?

02:31:51.000 No, that's a Marksman repeater.

02:31:53.000 Oh.

02:31:54.000 Look at it.

02:31:54.000 It was BBs, pellets, and that's where you put the darts up on top.

02:31:58.000 You had a lot of fun with those.

02:31:59.000 How many kids got shot by the cops holding that thing?

02:32:02.000 None.

02:32:03.000 What are you talking about?

02:32:03.000 None.

02:32:04.000 None.

02:32:05.000 None?

02:32:05.000 That's the 70s.

02:32:06.000 Nah. 0.78

02:32:07.000 They would talk to you first before they shot you in the head.

02:32:10.000 When did they start shooting kids? 1.00

02:32:11.000 And they shoot you in the fucking leg back then. 1.00

02:32:13.000 They were normal people because they were neighborhood kids. 1.00

02:32:16.000 In those days, the cops in your neighborhood, 60% were from that neighborhood.

02:32:22.000 So they understood the person.

02:32:24.000 They understood the kid.

02:32:25.000 They knew he had mental health.

02:32:26.000 Now they'll get somebody from Culver City and put them in San Diego.

02:32:31.000 They don't know the area.

02:32:32.000 When we were growing up, especially when you were staying with your grandpa in Newark, all those cops grew up in Newark. 1.00

02:32:39.000 Ah, the Rogans, they're fucking crazy. 1.00

02:32:41.000 Don't worry about them. 1.00

02:32:42.000 It's when you go over to the Rogans, you take your gun out, you don't point it at them.

02:32:46.000 Right.

02:32:46.000 Joe, put the gun down.

02:32:47.000 So I see what you're saying.

02:32:48.000 Like, the cops were members of the community.

02:32:50.000 Yes.

02:32:51.000 So they knew.

02:32:52.000 They weren't going into everything cold.

02:32:54.000 They weren't going into everything cold.

02:32:55.000 I think the people that have to worry the most are cops that pull people over, because you just fucking never know.

02:32:59.000 You see what happened yesterday? 0.93

02:33:00.000 The cop, the black dude in North Carolina, whoever he was, I don't know where he was, I'm sorry if it's North Carolina, he was smoking a blunt. 0.98

02:33:08.000 The cop pulled him over, he fucking dragged the cop, grabbed him by the elbow. 0.99

02:33:14.000 Jamie, I know you saw it on the news, dragged him twice! 0.99

02:33:18.000 Not once, but twice.

02:33:20.000 The cop was trying to pull the gun, then the cop shot him in the leg.

02:33:22.000 Oh, Jesus.

02:33:23.000 And he still dumped the cop off and he got away.

02:33:26.000 Wow.

02:33:27.000 So he's out there with a hole in his leg?

02:33:29.000 Yeah, no, they finally caught him.

02:33:30.000 He went into an ambulance.

02:33:31.000 Look at this.

02:33:36.000 So he's just smoking the blunt.

02:33:38.000 Look at him!

02:33:39.000 Right in front of the cop.

02:33:40.000 The cop said he smelled marijuana.

02:33:45.000 Oh, he's driving off.

02:33:47.000 Is he holding on to him?

02:33:49.000 Yeah.

02:33:50.000 On the side?

02:33:54.000 Whoa.

02:33:57.000 So the guy tried to drive off and he hung on.

02:33:59.000 It looks like he hung on to the car.

02:34:01.000 Am I correct there?

02:34:04.000 I don't know.

02:34:05.000 I don't know why I can't get the audio.

02:34:11.000 He's reaching for his gun now.

02:34:13.000 Now look at that.

02:34:15.000 Are those bullets?

02:34:17.000 Yeah.

02:34:17.000 I mean...

02:34:18.000 He's driving off with them in the car.

02:34:19.000 Look at him.

02:34:20.000 He just dumped them there, Joe Rogan. 1.00

02:34:21.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:34:22.000 40 yards. 1.00

02:34:23.000 He just dumped them there.

02:34:25.000 And that guy fell over on the dirt. 1.00

02:34:27.000 He probably fucked himself up there. 1.00

02:34:28.000 Yeah, he fucked himself up, that poor guy. 1.00

02:34:30.000 So was he holding on... 0.99

02:34:33.000 It's like when the car takes off.

02:34:35.000 What is he doing?

02:34:36.000 It looks like he's holding on.

02:34:37.000 Is that an Escalade, Joe Rogan?

02:34:38.000 I can't tell.

02:34:39.000 So it usually has that panel along the side where you put your leg up.

02:34:46.000 That's what I think is going on.

02:34:48.000 But he's holding on to the window, too.

02:34:50.000 It looks like he's got his arm in.

02:34:53.000 Well, by this time, he's holding on to his seatbelt.

02:34:57.000 See?

02:34:57.000 He's got one foot up there, right there.

02:34:59.000 He's holding on to his seatbelt, you think?

02:35:01.000 Yeah, no, it is.

02:35:01.000 Look at him.

02:35:02.000 Look at his seatbelt.

02:35:03.000 Oh, that is what he has in his hand?

02:35:04.000 Oh, that is what he has.

02:35:05.000 Oh, yeah, that's what he has.

02:35:06.000 So he's holding the seatbelt. 1.00

02:35:08.000 Man, he's got his fucking gun out. 1.00

02:35:10.000 And he shoots the guy? 1.00

02:35:11.000 Not yet.

02:35:12.000 When he goes to grab for his gun, is that when he shoots him?

02:35:17.000 Because the dude does look like he at one point in time. 1.00

02:35:19.000 Man, leave me the fuck alone. 0.99

02:35:21.000 Look at his grill. 1.00

02:35:22.000 I'm just trying to smoke my motherfucking blunt. 0.99

02:35:24.000 What is going on with his teeth? 0.99

02:35:26.000 Is that like some kind of iced out grill?

02:35:27.000 I don't know.

02:35:28.000 Now that's when he starts to drop, boom, he shoots him. 0.97

02:35:32.000 Wow. 0.98

02:35:33.000 But at least he shot him in the leg and not in the head. 0.97

02:35:35.000 Right, right, right, right.

02:35:36.000 But the whole thing seems rather crazy.

02:35:41.000 He's hanging on with just a gun.

02:35:45.000 Body dash cam shows Florida man driving, of course it's from Florida, driving off with a deputy, dragging from his car after a traffic stop.

02:35:53.000 The man is now facing an attempted murder charge.

02:35:57.000 Okay, was he dragging the car or was the guy hanging on?

02:36:03.000 Like, was the guy hanging on while he was trying to drive off?

02:36:06.000 Was that the same?

02:36:10.000 I guess, yeah, but I mean, I don't know if he...

02:36:11.000 If the cop's telling you to stop, you can't go.

02:36:13.000 So, like, he can't just drive away.

02:36:15.000 He can't just drive away.

02:36:16.000 And be okay with that.

02:36:17.000 And once the car starts moving and he's hanging onto the door, you are dragging him.

02:36:20.000 Yeah.

02:36:22.000 So he's hanging onto the seatbelt and they're dragging him.

02:36:25.000 What's the matter? 0.99

02:36:26.000 He got a hundred fucking stitches. 1.00

02:36:27.000 The guy's walking around with a bandit strand. 0.99

02:36:32.000 The dude who got pulled over, though, he's hilarious.

02:36:34.000 Play that again.

02:36:35.000 His reaction, he just keeps puffing on the blunt.

02:36:38.000 I skipped a minute of it, too.

02:36:40.000 Put that back up.

02:36:41.000 Look at him.

02:36:42.000 He goes, I smell marijuana.

02:36:43.000 Man, what are you talking about?

02:36:44.000 What?

02:36:45.000 Look at him.

02:36:46.000 He's hilarious.

02:36:47.000 He's right out of a movie.

02:36:49.000 Like, his teeth are so sparkly.

02:36:52.000 Does he have a grill on?

02:36:54.000 Can you tell?

02:36:54.000 It looks like he's got some kind of iced-up grill.

02:36:57.000 Am I imagining that?

02:36:59.000 Tell Joe Rogan what his name is.

02:37:01.000 Rocco Ragucci.

02:37:02.000 He's got a wild name, too.

02:37:05.000 That is hilarious.

02:37:07.000 The whole thing is so funny.

02:37:10.000 I hope the cop's okay.

02:37:12.000 Rocky Money.

02:37:13.000 That's his name.

02:37:13.000 His name is Rocky Money?

02:37:15.000 I told you.

02:37:16.000 Rocky Money Rudolph. 1.00

02:37:18.000 Damn, the cops done lit up. 1.00

02:37:20.000 Rocky Money Rudolph. 1.00

02:37:21.000 Junior, the boot.

02:37:23.000 Oh, that's hilarious.

02:37:26.000 The best name I've seen in 14 years on the job.

02:37:34.000 Yeah, that's about as good as a name ever gets.

02:37:37.000 Rocky Money Rudolph. 0.99

02:37:39.000 That poor cop went to work yesterday with a positive attitude, and he gets fucking dragged. 0.98

02:37:44.000 They say he's smoking a black and mild, and the cop's like, I smell weed, and he's like, I don't have weed, I don't have marijuana. 0.99

02:37:48.000 So is it just a cigar?

02:37:50.000 That's what he says.

02:37:51.000 He says it's just a black and mild.

02:37:52.000 There's a very distinct smell between a black and mild and marijuana. 0.97

02:37:56.000 Well, maybe if you're some goofy cop who doesn't know. 0.97

02:38:00.000 I think it's marijuana. 0.97

02:38:01.000 Pull him over.

02:38:02.000 What do you think it smells?

02:38:04.000 What does a black and mild smell like?

02:38:06.000 Is that what it's called?

02:38:07.000 Black and mild?

02:38:07.000 What does it smell like?

02:38:10.000 It's a very distinct smell.

02:38:12.000 You can tell it between any cigar and a black and mild.

02:38:15.000 You can pick it out.

02:38:16.000 See, but I don't know that.

02:38:18.000 What if I had become a cop and I smelled that?

02:38:20.000 Would I have to know what a black and mild smells like?

02:38:23.000 He might have thought it was drugs.

02:38:24.000 It doesn't smell like weed.

02:38:25.000 What does it smell like?

02:38:26.000 Thick cigarette, tobacco-y smoke.

02:38:29.000 Yeah, it doesn't smell anything like weed.

02:38:30.000 You know what smells great?

02:38:33.000 Pipes.

02:38:33.000 Like a nice...

02:38:35.000 It's closer to that kind of pipey smell, yeah.

02:38:37.000 Isn't it interesting that like the smell of tobacco from cigarettes is kind of gross.

02:38:43.000 Smell from a cigar, not that bad.

02:38:46.000 Smell from a pipe, a lot of people like that smell.

02:38:49.000 Like a lot of people like...

02:38:50.000 Like kids like the smell of pipes.

02:38:53.000 Smells like some tobacco burning in a pipe actually smells good.

02:38:58.000 Weird.

02:38:59.000 I like the smell of weed. 1.00

02:39:00.000 Fuck all that shit. 1.00

02:39:02.000 That pipe with nutmeg in it. 1.00

02:39:03.000 Yeah.

02:39:04.000 Those older guys used to...

02:39:05.000 Smoke nutmeg.

02:39:06.000 It's not around that much.

02:39:07.000 I don't know if it was nutmeg.

02:39:09.000 Nutmeg's a real psychoactive drug.

02:39:10.000 But what I'm saying is that when I was younger, when I was in my teens, it felt like people were smoking more pipes.

02:39:18.000 At all the schools, there was a teacher in my grandma's school who smoked a pipe.

02:39:24.000 I still remember a teacher from my high school vividly smoking a pipe.

02:39:28.000 I haven't seen anybody smoke with pipes.

02:39:30.000 Steven Crowder gave me one.

02:39:31.000 It's right here.

02:39:32.000 I smoked it when he was on the show.

02:39:33.000 Yeah, but he gave it to you for reefer?

02:39:34.000 No, no.

02:39:35.000 He brought tobacco and everything.

02:39:37.000 How was it?

02:39:38.000 It's not bad. 1.00

02:39:39.000 It's kind of a pain in the ass. 0.98

02:39:40.000 You've got to keep it lit. 0.99

02:39:41.000 You know, it's not something that just stays lit like a joint.

02:39:44.000 You know, you've got to kind of keep...

02:39:46.000 What did it make you feel like?

02:39:48.000 It's like tobacco.

02:39:49.000 You know, it gives you that little high.

02:39:50.000 It's a nice little buzz.

02:39:52.000 Like, cigars, I think, are the best version of that.

02:39:54.000 Because a cigar stays lit.

02:39:56.000 And you're getting it from the leaf, too, because your tobacco, your saliva, rather, is breaking down the tobacco.

02:40:03.000 Obviously, I'm not a scientist.

02:40:04.000 But your saliva is doing something to the tobacco of the leaf.

02:40:08.000 Look at these little kids smoking cigarettes.

02:40:11.000 He's got a pipe.

02:40:11.000 This little kid's got a pipe.

02:40:12.000 Is that a pipe?

02:40:13.000 Yeah.

02:40:13.000 I was just looking for kids.

02:40:14.000 Does the one on the left have a cigarette?

02:40:16.000 Yeah, he's got a cigarette.

02:40:16.000 Yeah.

02:40:17.000 This one's probably fake, but...

02:40:19.000 Hello.

02:40:19.000 He's got a pipe.

02:40:20.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:40:22.000 Look at that kid smoking cigarettes in the lower right-hand corner.

02:40:25.000 Yeah, kids are smoking.

02:40:26.000 That's like an 11-year-old.

02:40:28.000 Yeah.

02:40:28.000 Newsies.

02:40:30.000 Wow, look at that.

02:40:31.000 All the kids selling newspapers. 1.00

02:40:32.000 They were all fucking addicted to cigarettes. 1.00

02:40:35.000 Wow. 1.00

02:40:35.000 Hey, do me a favor. 1.00

02:40:36.000 Send me that picture.

02:40:37.000 I want to try to get that picture printed up for the studio. 1.00

02:40:40.000 That's like Little Rascals and shit. 0.99

02:40:42.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:40:43.000 Wow.

02:40:44.000 Yeah, save that picture.

02:40:46.000 There's a better version.

02:40:46.000 See if we can buy a copy of that.

02:40:49.000 There was a kid in my neighbor growing up in North Bergen.

02:40:51.000 His name was Olson.

02:40:53.000 The family Olson.

02:40:54.000 There'd be like 10 of them.

02:40:55.000 Like Jimmy Olson?

02:40:56.000 Yeah, they lived next to a body shop. 0.99

02:40:59.000 By 13, he had already been smoking, like, fucking eight years. 0.97

02:41:04.000 And I swear to God, he had cavities, so he would just put the cigarette in the tooth gaps and just leave it there and talk to you with the cigarette in the cavity. 0.99

02:41:15.000 His teeth are green.

02:41:17.000 He's on Facebook now. 1.00

02:41:18.000 I say I talk to him from time to time, and shit, I wave at him. 1.00

02:41:21.000 But that's how bad, in the 70s and 60s, and I think the 50s, kids were fucking smoking. 1.00

02:41:28.000 Look at that ad. 0.99

02:41:29.000 Give your throat a vacation. 0.97

02:41:31.000 Smoke a fresh cigarette.

02:41:33.000 Camels. 1.00

02:41:34.000 Holy shit. 1.00

02:41:35.000 That's a doctor. 1.00

02:41:35.000 A doctor's telling you to give your throat a vacation. 1.00

02:41:39.000 Chesterfield cigarettes are just as pure as the water you drink.

02:41:43.000 Wow.

02:41:44.000 People were evil back then.

02:41:46.000 They just lied.

02:41:48.000 Look at that one.

02:41:49.000 More doctors smoke camels, what did it say, than any other cigarette.

02:41:53.000 Look at them.

02:41:53.000 Well, of course I smoke camels.

02:41:55.000 I like to relax as much as anyone.

02:41:57.000 Your T-zone will tell you T for taste, T for throat. 0.99

02:42:01.000 How fucking crazy is that? 1.00

02:42:03.000 You're going to rot out from the inside. 1.00

02:42:05.000 How old were you the first time you smoked a cigarette?

02:42:07.000 Probably 14 or 15. What happened to you?

02:42:09.000 I thought it was disgusting.

02:42:11.000 I thought I was about like nine. 0.99

02:42:13.000 I thought it was fucking horrible. 0.97

02:42:14.000 I got dizzy, and then I didn't turn the cigarette out. 0.99

02:42:17.000 I almost lit the bathroom on fire.

02:42:19.000 My mother found out.

02:42:20.000 No good.

02:42:21.000 The next time I smoked one again was many years later.

02:42:25.000 Adam Ferrara used to smoke, and he gave me some of his cigarettes.

02:42:29.000 We were doing some sketch.

02:42:31.000 I don't remember exactly what it was about, but I was supposed to be smoking a cigarette in the sketch.

02:42:37.000 I was supposed to be like some annoying poet smoking a cigarette.

02:42:40.000 So I kept smoking a cigarette while we were practicing this thing.

02:42:43.000 And I blasted it out of my mind.

02:42:45.000 Three, four cigarettes in, we just smoke them back to back to back and you don't smoke.

02:42:49.000 Oh my god, the nicotine.

02:42:50.000 I was like, this is crazy.

02:42:51.000 This is what you're doing all the time?

02:42:53.000 I was like, you're getting high all the time like this?

02:42:55.000 A fact.

02:42:56.000 Science advances new data that may completely change your idea of cigarettes.

02:43:01.000 The experiences of camel smokers confirmed. 1.00

02:43:05.000 Camels can literally relieve fatigue and irritability.

02:43:10.000 And that does it naturally, too, it says.

02:43:12.000 It's all good.

02:43:13.000 And it does it naturally.

02:43:14.000 Yeah, man.

02:43:16.000 People just got sick.

02:43:17.000 So crazy.

02:43:18.000 Millions and millions of people got sick from smoking.

02:43:23.000 Just...

02:43:26.000 Taking in a big drag of chemicals mixed with tobacco.

02:43:30.000 They probably didn't mix the chemicals with them back then.

02:43:32.000 Back then, it was probably just actual tobacco.

02:43:34.000 All of these ads are really good.

02:43:36.000 Smoke after strenuous exercise.

02:43:39.000 Smoke after strenuous exercise.

02:43:42.000 That's hilarious.

02:43:43.000 Asthmatic cigarettes.

02:43:44.000 Imagine you got asthma.

02:43:45.000 Someone gives you a pack of Cools.

02:43:47.000 Here, this will help you.

02:43:49.000 Hey, what you need is camel. 0.99

02:43:51.000 No filters.

02:43:52.000 How about a Lucky Strike?

02:43:54.000 Hilarious.

02:43:54.000 How crazy is this?

02:43:55.000 How crazy it would be if you took one of these ads, like if you knew your grandfather died of cancer, and you took one of these ads and fucking took it to the cigarette companies, got some badass attorneys, and said, you know what, man? 0.94

02:44:10.000 Look at what you guys were putting out in the 50s and 60s. 0.98

02:44:15.000 Doctor's favorite cigarette is Camel Cigarette? 1.00

02:44:20.000 Are you fucking crazy? 1.00

02:44:22.000 Think about the ad. 1.00

02:44:23.000 Think about how outrageous what we know today that ad is.

02:44:28.000 Outrageous. 0.99

02:44:28.000 It's fucking outrageous. 0.99

02:44:30.000 Outrageous. 1.00

02:44:31.000 It's so evil.

02:44:32.000 Like doctor's favorite cigarette.

02:44:35.000 Because they're telling you doctors.

02:44:36.000 They're not saying like my accountant's favorite cigarette.

02:44:40.000 They're not saying my police officer's favorite cigarette.

02:44:43.000 They're saying doctors to let you know it's going to be okay because they know it's not going to be okay and you know it's not going to be okay.

02:44:49.000 No, you don't know.

02:44:50.000 You don't know.

02:44:51.000 You really don't know.

02:44:52.000 You really don't know.

02:44:54.000 You went to the movies.

02:44:55.000 You're 10 years old.

02:44:56.000 Your father gave you a nickel.

02:44:58.000 You went to the movies and Marlon Brando was smoking a cigarette in the wild one.

02:45:02.000 And all of a sudden you go home and you tell your friend, wow, that looks so cool.

02:45:07.000 And your friend goes, smoking is bad for you.

02:45:09.000 And you're like, no, I just saw an article. 0.99

02:45:13.000 Four out of five doctors surveyed smoked camel fucking cigarettes and they lived to the 80s. 0.98

02:45:19.000 Actually, it's not bad for you. 0.99

02:45:21.000 It can literally remove irritability.

02:45:25.000 Nose, throat, and accessory organs not adversely affected by smoking Chesterfields.

02:45:31.000 They did a six-month study and they said nothing was different.

02:45:33.000 First such report ever published about any cigarette.

02:45:36.000 Oh, so it's Chesterfields.

02:45:38.000 You just get them and you're okay.

02:45:40.000 Imagine if there was one cigarette that just had it nailed.

02:45:42.000 I used to date a girl that worked at a crazy house. 1.00

02:45:46.000 Like where people go when they're crazy.

02:45:48.000 I was a broke comic.

02:45:51.000 She used to bring me home cigarettes. 0.76

02:45:53.000 I would smoke those cigarettes and go off the reservation.

02:45:56.000 Uh-oh.

02:45:57.000 Like they were like low-end cigarettes. 1.00

02:46:00.000 You gotta see the shit they put in there. 0.99

02:46:03.000 I could tell a visible difference from when I smoked a Camel or a Marlboro Light. 1.00

02:46:08.000 Did you ever smoke Sherm?

02:46:10.000 What's Charm?

02:46:11.000 Sherm.

02:46:12.000 You know what Sherm is?

02:46:13.000 No.

02:46:14.000 Sherm was something they were doing where certain cigarettes they would dip in formaldehyde.

02:46:19.000 I smoked weed with formaldehyde.

02:46:22.000 What's that like?

02:46:24.000 Tremendous. 0.98

02:46:25.000 It's just fucking tremendous. 1.00

02:46:28.000 But I was into that shit at that time. 1.00

02:46:31.000 That serum supposedly turns people into a zombie. 1.00

02:46:34.000 You take a joint, you dip half of it in formaldehyde or coat it, my friend would coat it, let it dry, let it get hard.

02:46:40.000 So crazy. 1.00

02:46:41.000 And you'd smoke that shit, and it'd be 10 hours. 1.00

02:46:46.000 What's up, Jamie? 0.99

02:46:47.000 This says that when people were doing it, they would say it was embalming fluid because it would make you turn into a zombie, but it was really just PCP. Oh!

02:46:58.000 Really?

02:46:59.000 They would call it embalming fluid.

02:47:00.000 That's what the Urban Dictionary and some things that I'm looking up now call what it actually was.

02:47:04.000 But did you look up SHRM? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:47:06.000 And that's what it says?

02:47:07.000 So it's a hoax?

02:47:08.000 I don't know that it's a... 1.00

02:47:09.000 I'm sure some idiots probably did find some formaldehyde or embalming fluid and dip it in. 1.00

02:47:13.000 Well, after all the bad press that PCP got, I could imagine that people would eventually be like, alright, listen... 1.00

02:47:21.000 We've got to stop smoking PCP. So they had to sneak it in things.

02:47:24.000 Because nobody had a good PCP experience.

02:47:27.000 Another thing says the opposite of what I just said.

02:47:29.000 I had 50 good ones.

02:47:31.000 Good PCP experiences?

02:47:32.000 But guys, to be honest with you, I didn't know I was doing PCP. They called it THC Crystal.

02:47:39.000 THC crystal?

02:47:39.000 Crystal.

02:47:40.000 That's what it was called.

02:47:41.000 THC crystal.

02:47:42.000 How do you know it was PCP? Because years later, I found out THC crystal didn't fucking exist. 0.99

02:47:48.000 Well, THC crystals is like the crystals off of wheat. 0.97

02:47:51.000 So what they tell you at that time, you'd ask the dealer, like, where'd you get this from?

02:47:55.000 Word on the street was you took stems, you threw them in a pot with boiling water.

02:48:01.000 And when it comes to a head, the stuff that stays to the edge, you scrape that off, and you put it into a powder form, and that's what you're snorting.

02:48:10.000 That was the word on the street. 0.98

02:48:12.000 But what it really was, was PC fucking P. It was animal tranquilizer. 0.99

02:48:18.000 Oh, so they were just saying that so they could sell it. 0.99

02:48:20.000 So they could sell it.

02:48:21.000 And then when you go into New York City in the 80s, when you went to the weed spots, yeah, they sold two types of weed.

02:48:28.000 But they also sold the thing called trays.

02:48:32.000 Trays?

02:48:32.000 Trays.

02:48:33.000 That's a $3 bag.

02:48:34.000 Oh.

02:48:35.000 So when you paid, they would sell you a $10 bag, a sense of media, you got five joints or something.

02:48:42.000 Then they would have like a special $20 for Buddha Thai.

02:48:45.000 And you would get three joints, two and a half joints, tight joints.

02:48:49.000 And then for the tray, you'd get a tight joint of this white powder that looked like a line of coke when you put it on the table.

02:48:56.000 So what you did was you rolled your joint and you took that white line, you sprinkled in the joint, you smoked it, bye-bye Irene.

02:49:05.000 Bye-bye, Irene.

02:49:06.000 And they always gave it a weird name, like Jim Jones.

02:49:09.000 Oh, Jesus.

02:49:10.000 At the time after he drunk, you know what I'm saying?

02:49:12.000 After he killed those people?

02:49:13.000 Yeah.

02:49:13.000 So they would give it weird names.

02:49:16.000 Jim Jones.

02:49:17.000 How crazy was that?

02:49:18.000 Suicide.

02:49:18.000 They would give it all these weird names.

02:49:21.000 Jim Jones named the town Jonestown.

02:49:25.000 That's when the cops move in.

02:49:26.000 When you name a town after yourself, like, what are you doing?

02:49:29.000 I'm just running Vernonville.

02:49:31.000 And not just a town, but in Guyana.

02:49:33.000 Yeah.

02:49:34.000 And made people sell everything and move. 0.99

02:49:37.000 That's just a horrific fucking... 0.99

02:49:39.000 You know who's been to Guyana a bunch of times? 0.99

02:49:40.000 Steve Rinella.

02:49:42.000 You know who he is?

02:49:43.000 He's been on my podcast from the show Meat Eater.

02:49:46.000 Yeah, he's recorded a bunch of episodes in Guyana living with the people that live in the jungle. 0.99

02:49:51.000 Fascinating shit. 0.99

02:49:53.000 Fascinating. 1.00

02:49:53.000 Watching how those people live and he's interacting with them and hanging out with them and bow fishing with them and shit. 1.00

02:49:58.000 Just wild, man. 0.98

02:50:00.000 They found pictographs on a rock that's on a river.

02:50:03.000 They have no idea who made them.

02:50:04.000 No idea how old they are.

02:50:05.000 Just sitting there.

02:50:06.000 Just probably a thousand years old.

02:50:08.000 They don't know what they mean. 0.99

02:50:09.000 Just some people from an ancient time ago in Guyana wrote this shit on a rock and you can still see it today. 0.99

02:50:15.000 I want to see what that fucking place looks like that Jim Jones had now. 0.99

02:50:19.000 They just did a special about it. 0.99

02:50:21.000 No, it's just a jungle there.

02:50:23.000 It just grew up.

02:50:24.000 They went back and they re-dug up the old stage.

02:50:29.000 He had a landing strip too, right?

02:50:31.000 Yeah, that's where he shot the...

02:50:32.000 I still remember being a little kid and them showing the guy getting shot.

02:50:37.000 The federal agent?

02:50:38.000 The camera falling.

02:50:39.000 No, the governor or the senator.

02:50:41.000 They always showed the shot of the camera going down.

02:50:45.000 The reporters were about to get on the plane and then a truck pulled up and guys just opened fire on them.

02:50:52.000 And the guy fell with the camera rolling.

02:50:54.000 Wow.

02:50:55.000 The lady's still alive. 1.00

02:50:57.000 The senator, the woman, the assistant.

02:50:59.000 She got shot?

02:51:00.000 She got shot.

02:51:01.000 Woman got shot.

02:51:02.000 The congressman, whoever, the congressman, the senator, whoever got, he died, but her assistant lived and somebody else lived.

02:51:10.000 And they just got interviewed. 0.99

02:51:11.000 It was either the anniversary or some shit. 1.00

02:51:15.000 I hate all that shit. 1.00

02:51:16.000 I can't see the people he took down there. 1.00

02:51:19.000 He just, I don't know.

02:51:20.000 Cults are dangerous.

02:51:22.000 It's very dangerous when one person wants to be the only one to talk and tell you what to do and make the rules and be special.

02:51:31.000 When you've got that one person that gathers a group of people and has all those people listen to him without question and tries to say that he has the answers, for whatever reason that's appealing to people.

02:51:42.000 It's very weird, but people fall into that trap over and over and over again when you have a strong, confident man who is telling you what you know.

02:51:50.000 And then you see them giving into the power, and for whatever reason it makes it even more attractive to a certain segment of the population.

02:51:57.000 When you see someone reveling in the power of being a cult leader. 0.99

02:52:01.000 Like, I guarantee you, when that guy in Waco, what the fuck was his name? 0.99

02:52:05.000 Koresh. 0.98

02:52:06.000 Correct, David Koresh.

02:52:07.000 I guarantee you, when he was on the news and talking about how they'll never give up, girls were probably beating down his door trying to get in that cult.

02:52:15.000 The crazier and the nuttier and the more...

02:52:20.000 The more apocalyptic your message, the more people that want to join.

02:52:23.000 It's weird.

02:52:24.000 And they just don't have the ability to discern, oh, this is not a good idea.

02:52:28.000 This guy really doesn't have his head on straight. 1.00

02:52:30.000 This guy might be fucking completely crazy. 1.00

02:52:32.000 And they've always realized those things are fuck-fest anyway. 1.00

02:52:35.000 None of the ten, that guy's slinging dick. 1.00

02:52:38.000 Koresh did that? 1.00

02:52:39.000 Yeah, Koresh. 0.95

02:52:39.000 Koresh banged everybody's wife. 0.95

02:52:40.000 Yeah, he had kids. 1.00

02:52:42.000 I had a friend who grew up in a cult, and the stories were fucking horrific. 0.98

02:52:47.000 I know the friend. 0.98

02:52:47.000 I know what you're talking about. 0.98

02:52:48.000 Yeah, horrific. 1.00

02:52:50.000 So you look at this shit, and you're like, I don't... 1.00

02:52:52.000 Fucking dangerous. 1.00

02:52:54.000 Anytime someone is running any kind of thing where they've got to separate you from everybody else, come to us. 0.99

02:53:02.000 We're going to get you away from all those people.

02:53:04.000 That's It never goes well. 0.99

02:53:06.000 It fucking never goes well. 0.99

02:53:08.000 It never goes well. 1.00

02:53:10.000 They want control.

02:53:11.000 They want control and control of you.

02:53:13.000 And the best way to do that is to get you away from all these other pesky people with all their questions.

02:53:18.000 They don't know.

02:53:19.000 But we know.

02:53:20.000 We know what's really going on.

02:53:23.000 We know what this is really all about.

02:53:25.000 Next thing you know, you're in a cult.

02:53:29.000 How many cults are going on right now that we don't know about?

02:53:31.000 It's like a gang of them that are just like bubbling under the surface.

02:53:34.000 There was that one they found out about last year, right?

02:53:36.000 That was in New York.

02:53:38.000 Yeah, something like that.

02:53:39.000 That's surreal. 0.99

02:53:40.000 They're throwing motherfuckers in jail over that one. 1.00

02:53:42.000 Yeah, the Nexum one is a weird one, right? 0.99

02:53:45.000 Legit actors and actresses. 0.95

02:53:47.000 That was a sex cult, right? 0.99

02:53:49.000 They're all sex cults. 0.99

02:53:50.000 They should stop saying sex cults, right? 0.99

02:53:54.000 Is there a no sex cult? 0.97

02:53:56.000 No sex cults, it's like Buddhists. 1.00

02:53:58.000 They go, okay, do whatever you got.

02:54:01.000 Just think about that, a guy who tells you... 1.00

02:54:05.000 And you let them fuck your wife. 1.00

02:54:07.000 Crazy. 1.00

02:54:08.000 Take her away in the middle of the night. 1.00

02:54:10.000 And she comes back the next day smelling like cock and God knows what else. 1.00

02:54:14.000 And you have to still respect the guy and call him God and whatever the fuck they do. 1.00

02:54:19.000 It's such a sick, sick fucking mind. 1.00

02:54:22.000 It's sick. 1.00

02:54:23.000 And you have to be in such a weak state as a human being to really buy into that. 1.00

02:54:28.000 You can't call them, you know, they're just in a fucked up weird state. 0.97

02:54:36.000 Maybe they had a void in their life somewhere, and this is the way by filling it in. 0.96

02:54:40.000 I just...

02:54:40.000 I don't see it.

02:54:42.000 I can never join a cult. 1.00

02:54:43.000 Fuck you. 1.00

02:54:43.000 Well, there's a bunch of different things could be wrong with a leader. 1.00

02:54:46.000 And you gotta give them your money.

02:54:48.000 Mm-hmm.

02:54:49.000 You gotta do all...

02:54:50.000 You gotta sell your house.

02:54:51.000 All those people that went to Jonestown had to sell their homes.

02:54:54.000 Whatever they had, and give their money to him.

02:54:55.000 Did you see Wild Wild Country?

02:54:57.000 Wild Wild Country, no.

02:54:59.000 Oh! 0.60

02:55:00.000 What is it?

02:55:01.000 It's a Netflix documentary about the Pacific Northwest cult.

02:55:04.000 Oh, okay.

02:55:05.000 The Ragnish guy, the guy that eventually went on to, he found this crazy cult and they went on to buy this town up there. 1.00

02:55:15.000 I heard about it. 0.97

02:55:16.000 It's fucking amazing. 1.00

02:55:18.000 Listen, we live around so much stupidity. 1.00

02:55:21.000 Why sit there and watch it on TV? It's really good, though. 1.00

02:55:25.000 The documentary's incredible.

02:55:26.000 It's so well done. 0.99

02:55:28.000 And this Sheila lady who's running things, she's poisoning people and shit. 1.00

02:55:32.000 It's crazy. 1.00

02:55:33.000 They poison people.

02:55:34.000 She did all kinds of crazy stuff. 0.91

02:55:38.000 It's wild.

02:55:39.000 They shipped homeless people in to vote so they could take over the town. 1.00

02:55:42.000 They just brought homeless people in from everywhere.

02:55:44.000 Just picked them up.

02:55:45.000 And the homeless people were like, yay, we found a home.

02:55:48.000 And some of them were like really into it.

02:55:50.000 And then they're like, all right, we're done with you. 1.00

02:55:51.000 Get the fuck out of here. 0.99

02:55:52.000 They kicked them out after they took over the home. 1.00

02:55:55.000 Everyone in the town that lived there before them fucking hated them. 0.98

02:55:59.000 They had their own police force, armed guards. 1.00

02:56:03.000 I mean, guys armed to the dick, okay? 1.00

02:56:04.000 Just carrying machine guns and shit. 1.00

02:56:07.000 Doug, how the fuck is it 2 o'clock? 0.99

02:56:10.000 Because that's what always happens with us. 0.99

02:56:12.000 How the fuck? 0.98

02:56:13.000 I thought it was like 1 o'clock. 0.99

02:56:15.000 Maybe 12.30.

02:56:16.000 Joey, we have fun.

02:56:17.000 This is crazy.

02:56:20.000 I've known you for 23 years, man.

02:56:23.000 Maybe more.

02:56:26.000 22. When did you get here?

02:56:27.000 What year?

02:56:28.000 97. Was it 97?

02:56:30.000 Yeah.

02:56:31.000 22 years.

02:56:32.000 It's a long time.

02:56:33.000 It's crazy to go to the store and see what we're walking around around and how long we've been. 0.99

02:56:41.000 I got a fucking anxiety attack. 0.99

02:56:43.000 Really? 1.00

02:56:44.000 Yeah, I got anxiety.

02:56:45.000 I can't believe I'm still there.

02:56:47.000 Still so fun.

02:56:48.000 I got a home. 0.99

02:56:50.000 Sometimes I just sit back by the ice cube machine and look and go, how lucky am I that I got a fucking home. 0.99

02:56:57.000 But I got a boogie. 0.98

02:56:58.000 I know you do. 1.00

02:56:59.000 Let's wrap this bitch up. 1.00

02:57:00.000 I got a boogie and fucking pee. 1.00

02:57:03.000 I'm an old man. 1.00

02:57:04.000 Both.

02:57:05.000 I love you, brother.

02:57:05.000 It's great to see you.

02:57:06.000 Love you, too.

02:57:06.000 Happy Fourth of July, everybody.

02:57:08.000 Charlotte, next week, you dirty bitches. 1.00

02:57:10.000 I'm excited. 0.99

02:57:11.000 Thank you to everybody that came to Atlantic City and Baltimore, too.

02:57:14.000 We had a great time.

02:57:15.000 We didn't talk about Baltimore, the food in Baltimore, and Borgata, or John Rallo.

02:57:21.000 Yeah, shout out to John Rallo.

02:57:23.000 All right, folks.

02:57:24.000 I love you guys.

02:57:24.000 Love you.

02:57:25.000 Bye.

The Joe Rogan Experience - July 01, 2019

Joe Rogan Experience #1319 - Joey Diaz

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