The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #1329 - Brian Moses

00:00:02.000 Boom! 0.99

00:00:03.000 Brian Moses, you are one of the saviors of comedy.

00:00:06.000 I want you to know this.

00:00:07.000 Honestly, truly, really.

00:00:09.000 Because of Roast Battle?

00:00:11.000 Roast Battle is like one of the last real, like, sanctuaries for horrible comedy.

00:00:19.000 Like, nasty... 0.99

00:00:21.000 Evil, fucked up, but hilarious comedy. 0.99

00:00:25.000 And the way you do it, where you make everybody hug it out at the end, and you set the ground rules. 0.99

00:00:31.000 No violence.

00:00:32.000 This is just joke writing.

00:00:34.000 This is all, this is just, words don't hurt us.

00:00:37.000 When I first came back to the Comedy Store, it was like, how many years ago it was now?

00:00:40.000 It's like five years ago or something like that.

00:00:42.000 The exile was over.

00:00:43.000 And when I saw Roast Bottle, it was one of the things that made me go, whoa, this place is different now.

00:00:49.000 This place is changed.

00:00:50.000 It's evolved.

00:00:52.000 We brought a fight culture back to it, you know what I mean?

00:00:55.000 Yeah.

00:00:56.000 Where if you have a problem, we're in a place where all we use is words anyway, so duke it out that way.

00:01:02.000 Yeah.

00:01:02.000 Well, not just that.

00:01:04.000 There's people that don't have problems with each other, and they just fuck each other up on that stage.

00:01:08.000 There's people with devastated friendships. 0.77

00:01:11.000 Yeah, they ruin friendships.

00:01:13.000 But nobody's ever attacked each other.

00:01:15.000 That's amazing.

00:01:16.000 Because I've been there a couple times.

00:01:17.000 I stopped going.

00:01:18.000 It makes me feel bad.

00:01:20.000 Does it?

00:01:21.000 It's consensual.

00:01:23.000 Everybody's involved.

00:01:24.000 I'm the commentator for the UFC, and roast battle makes me feel bad.

00:01:29.000 That's the combat sport you don't like.

00:01:31.000 Just stop and think about how crazy that is.

00:01:33.000 That's nuts.

00:01:33.000 Why?

00:01:34.000 How is that possible?

00:01:35.000 Sometimes it's so mean. 0.99

00:01:36.000 Sometimes people say shit that's so mean. 0.99

00:01:38.000 You're like, yikes. 1.00

00:01:39.000 I saw, there was a joke recently by, it was Jimmy Carr and Megan Gailey, and Jimmy was judging her, and she was battling a puppet.

00:01:46.000 That's how crazy this show gets.

00:01:49.000 So this girl's got like a half around Comedy Central. 1.00

00:01:51.000 She's brilliant. 1.00

00:01:52.000 And Jimmy said something snide to her and her response was, I wouldn't fuck you if you raped me. 1.00

00:01:58.000 And I was like, I can't believe I've never heard that before. 1.00

00:02:01.000 And his response to that was, oh, you can say funny things.

00:02:05.000 Oh, wow.

00:02:05.000 It was gorgeous.

00:02:07.000 I wouldn't fuck you if you raped me. 1.00

00:02:08.000 I won't. 1.00

00:02:11.000 Let's break that down.

00:02:12.000 Yeah, I would have to be like this while that's like, hmm, I don't know if I'm going along with that one.

00:02:16.000 False premise.

00:02:18.000 Yeah.

00:02:19.000 I'm not going along with that one.

00:02:20.000 Why not?

00:02:20.000 I don't know.

00:02:21.000 I mean, you're not fucking someone if they rape you. 0.99

00:02:24.000 No, no, it's not consensual, right? 1.00

00:02:26.000 You're not giving it back.

00:02:27.000 It doesn't make sense.

00:02:28.000 All right.

00:02:28.000 I get it.

00:02:30.000 I get what she's doing.

00:02:31.000 I get what she's saying.

00:02:33.000 It was just so hard, though. 1.00

00:02:34.000 I was like, damn, I wouldn't fuck you if you raped me. 1.00

00:02:36.000 God. 1.00

00:02:37.000 That's hard.

00:02:38.000 And a lady said that to a man. 1.00

00:02:40.000 And it took him a couple seconds to be like, I'm going to let this happen.

00:02:43.000 There was some senator somewhere, and they were talking about rape, and he actually said that a woman can't, unless she submits, a man can't actually rape her. 0.62

00:02:55.000 Wait, what? 0.70

00:02:56.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:02:57.000 Unless she gives into it.

00:02:59.000 Like she taps out?

00:03:00.000 Like, I'm giving it to you.

00:03:01.000 There was something along those lines.

00:03:03.000 It was almost like saying that she kind of wants it.

00:03:07.000 Wow.

00:03:07.000 Do you remember that?

00:03:09.000 Yeah, it was one of the most ridiculous... 0.96

00:03:12.000 He says he misspoke, of course. 0.98

00:03:13.000 Oh, he misspoke.

00:03:15.000 Didn't they make Mario Lopez apologize?

00:03:18.000 For what? 0.64

00:03:18.000 Because he said that babies shouldn't be trans. 0.64

00:03:22.000 And he said, my comments were ignorant and insensitive because I want to keep my job at E. Right, exactly. 0.98

00:03:28.000 That's all it is.

00:03:28.000 He should have added that.

00:03:30.000 He should have went dot dot dot because I want to keep my job at E. Because I want to keep my job.

00:03:33.000 That's really all it is.

00:03:35.000 Three-year-old trans babies. 1.00

00:03:36.000 What the fuck? 1.00

00:03:37.000 Some Blair White, who's actually a trans woman, had a hilarious quote. 1.00

00:03:42.000 She goes, three-year-old trans kids are like vegan cats. 0.99

00:03:46.000 We know who's making the lifestyle choices.

00:03:49.000 Oooh, message.

00:03:50.000 Boom! 0.99

00:03:51.000 And she's trans. 0.66

00:03:52.000 Right.

00:03:52.000 Which is hilarious.

00:03:53.000 Well, she can say that.

00:03:54.000 She's free.

00:03:55.000 Free like a bird.

00:03:56.000 I mean, what age?

00:03:58.000 It ain't three.

00:03:59.000 You should be in your twenties or something.

00:04:00.000 You should be in your...

00:04:01.000 Like an adult. 1.00

00:04:02.000 A fucking adult. 1.00

00:04:03.000 A full-grown adult, right? 1.00

00:04:04.000 Three-year-olds.

00:04:04.000 What's the matter?

00:04:06.000 Camera cut off?

00:04:07.000 What? 1.00

00:04:08.000 The fucking government! 1.00

00:04:09.000 They don't want us talking about trans babies! 1.00

00:04:13.000 Is it dead?

00:04:15.000 Did the camera die?

00:04:16.000 The cord died?

00:04:20.000 Oh, hi everybody.

00:04:24.000 Yeah, I mean, we live in the weirdest time in terms of progressive ideology.

00:04:28.000 Right.

00:04:29.000 Dogma.

00:04:29.000 Gender's a construct.

00:04:30.000 Race is a construct. 0.91

00:04:31.000 Trying to bring it all down.

00:04:32.000 But race is not a construct because no one's been successfully transracial.

00:04:36.000 Oh, that's true.

00:04:37.000 Never been pulled off, even remotely.

00:04:39.000 Not even close.

00:04:40.000 Eddie Murphy on SNL. Yeah, but you could go black to white.

00:04:44.000 Dave Chappelle used to do it all the time.

00:04:45.000 Remember, he used to do the crazy wig.

00:04:49.000 Yeah, that was pretty good, too.

00:04:52.000 You could do black to white.

00:04:54.000 Nobody cares.

00:04:55.000 You used to be able to do white to Asian.

00:04:57.000 You can't even do that anymore.

00:04:59.000 So you can't go transracial.

00:05:00.000 You could probably go Asian to white.

00:05:02.000 People really hold on to this race thing.

00:05:04.000 Why is that?

00:05:06.000 Why do we hold on to it?

00:05:07.000 I don't know.

00:05:10.000 I mean, because I don't look at you as like, I don't even know what you are.

00:05:13.000 You're just a tank, you know what I mean?

00:05:15.000 I'm mostly Italian, Irish, 1% Asian, 1.6% African. 0.98

00:05:21.000 See?

00:05:21.000 And I don't even have that.

00:05:22.000 I'm just, like, a nigga from America. 0.95

00:05:24.000 You know what I mean? 0.98

00:05:25.000 Like, I'm just American black.

00:05:27.000 Well, it's...

00:05:28.000 If you care that much, like, variety's interesting.

00:05:32.000 I like that people look cool.

00:05:33.000 Like, we were talking about Blake Griffin.

00:05:35.000 Like, it's interesting that there's a guy like him out there.

00:05:38.000 Yeah.

00:05:38.000 Big old giant dude.

00:05:39.000 Six foot ten, albino-looking. 1.00

00:05:41.000 He's probably got all kinds of shit inside of him. 1.00

00:05:43.000 All kinds of shit. 1.00

00:05:43.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:05:43.000 But I mean, when you meet a guy like that, you're like, wow, that's a different type of person. 1.00

00:05:47.000 Look how big he is.

00:05:48.000 Yeah.

00:05:49.000 Like Shaq. 0.91

00:05:50.000 When Shaq comes around UFC fighters, there's a photo of Shaq, and he was training at American Top Team with my friend Dean Thomas.

00:05:58.000 And Dean is like, I guess Dean's like 5'9", 5'10".

00:06:01.000 And he's standing next to Shaq, and Shaq is standing next to Junior Dos Santos.

00:06:04.000 He used to be the heavyweight champion.

00:06:05.000 He looks like his child.

00:06:06.000 Looks like Shaq's child, because he's so small.

00:06:09.000 And Shaq's still like, what, seven foot? 0.94

00:06:11.000 Like he hasn't shrunk at all?

00:06:12.000 He's a legitimate, gigantic human being. 0.99

00:06:16.000 I mean, he's fucking huge. 0.96

00:06:18.000 I like the fact that there's people that are different. 0.98

00:06:21.000 It's cool.

00:06:22.000 It's interesting.

00:06:23.000 You know, the real problem is racism.

00:06:25.000 The real problem is not that there's variety.

00:06:27.000 The variety part's interesting.

00:06:29.000 It's also like this new racism.

00:06:31.000 There's so much of the cancel culture and you can't say what you can't say.

00:06:35.000 That's not scary racism like it used to be, right?

00:06:38.000 I think people are more scared about the silent racism than that over-aggressive racism like the lynching in the 50s and 40s and before.

00:06:46.000 Well, we all know that that stuff happened less than 100 years ago, which is why it's scary.

00:06:51.000 When you see photographs, like those black and white photographs of the families standing around while there's a black guy hanging from a tree behind them like that.

00:06:59.000 That is not that long ago.

00:07:01.000 No. 0.99

00:07:01.000 So that shit is still in the air down there. 0.99

00:07:03.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:07:04.000 But now this new racism is like, you know, you can't talk about trans kids, you know?

00:07:09.000 Well, that's not racism, but yeah.

00:07:11.000 What that is is authoritarianism.

00:07:15.000 They're just trying to enforce a certain way of thinking and behaving, and they go hard on anybody who deviates.

00:07:23.000 Poor old Mario Lopez.

00:07:24.000 Poor old Mario Lopez.

00:07:25.000 Probably the nicest guy that's ever lived. 0.99

00:07:27.000 Doesn't have a fucking controversial bone in his body. 0.99

00:07:29.000 He's like, well, I don't think kids should be trans. 1.00

00:07:32.000 I mean, they're little babies.

00:07:33.000 And they're like, what?

00:07:34.000 You insensitive.

00:07:35.000 It's because they can go after him for something like that.

00:07:37.000 And he'll acquiesce.

00:07:38.000 He'll give in.

00:07:39.000 That's almost like backing into that old segregative, I guess, Jim Crow thing.

00:07:44.000 Remember when, well, another black guy talking about Emmett Till. 0.88

00:07:46.000 But remember when Emmett Till gets killed, right?

00:07:48.000 It's because of, you know, he's doing a, he's saying, hey, you look kind of pretty.

00:07:51.000 Or he's like, he's doing a cat call to a lady, right?

00:07:53.000 And then this woman goes and tells these group of dudes. 0.95

00:07:55.000 And it's like, hey.

00:07:56.000 And they're just like, oh.

00:07:56.000 We've got to cancel Emmett Till.

00:07:58.000 You know what I mean?

00:07:59.000 So it's almost the same thing.

00:08:01.000 I'm not saying it's that aggressive and violent, but it's the same thing of you can't say anything. 0.97

00:08:06.000 You can't have a brain.

00:08:08.000 I guess there's, I want to say, a criminal thought now.

00:08:13.000 Even having a thought.

00:08:14.000 Right.

00:08:15.000 There's thought crime.

00:08:16.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:08:16.000 Yeah, I mean, that's the Orwell shit, right? 0.99

00:08:18.000 There you go. 0.99

00:08:19.000 This is what people are deeply concerned about.

00:08:21.000 It's authoritarian...

00:08:33.000 Right. 1.00

00:08:46.000 And it can go viral, and a bunch of other fucking pink-haired weirdos will retweet you, and next thing you know, there's a goddamn mob after Mario Lopez. 1.00

00:08:54.000 Right. 0.99

00:08:54.000 I mean, that's what happened. 0.99

00:08:56.000 It's interesting, though.

00:08:58.000 I mean, it's weird to watch it all take place, especially from our business, because comedy relies on taboos. 0.99

00:09:04.000 And in a lot of ways, they're reinforcing us.

00:09:07.000 They're helping us, because people come to us for relief.

00:09:10.000 Yeah, thank you.

00:09:11.000 Yeah, right?

00:09:12.000 Thank you, yeah.

00:09:13.000 Keep the PC culture going, honestly.

00:09:15.000 It's only making us more money.

00:09:17.000 It's making us more accessible. 0.99

00:09:18.000 The fucking comedy store has never been more packed. 1.00

00:09:20.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:09:20.000 People are coming in. 1.00

00:09:21.000 They're looking to hear those things.

00:09:22.000 Oh, they're so happy when you go against the grain.

00:09:25.000 When you go hard in the paint, they go crazy.

00:09:27.000 Love it.

00:09:28.000 They love it.

00:09:28.000 Yeah, bring on OJ. Bring him back.

00:09:30.000 You see OJ's fucking Twitter? 1.00

00:09:32.000 Have you been paying attention to OJ's Twitter? 1.00

00:09:34.000 No, I don't follow it, Joe.

00:09:35.000 I just think you can't follow OJ on Twitter.

00:09:37.000 That's crazy.

00:09:38.000 I follow him.

00:09:38.000 Do you?

00:09:39.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00

00:09:40.000 Why? 1.00

00:09:40.000 Because it's great. 1.00

00:09:41.000 Oh.

00:09:42.000 Doug Stanhope and I, back in the day when we were hosting The Man Show, we had an idea for having O.J. Simpson.

00:09:48.000 At the end of every show, O.J. Simpson would be like Andy Rooney.

00:09:52.000 And he would break down the problems in America.

00:09:55.000 Here's what I think about things.

00:09:57.000 Hey, Twitter world.

00:09:58.000 And so that's what he's doing.

00:10:00.000 He's literally doing what Doug and I wanted him to do on The Man Show, but he's doing it all on his own.

00:10:04.000 Like, he was talking about the debates.

00:10:06.000 He goes, is it just me?

00:10:08.000 Or does Tulsi and Andrew Yang, are they the only ones that are following the rules?

00:10:13.000 I'm just saying.

00:10:14.000 Following the rules, OJ? Bring it back to the beginning.

00:10:18.000 Give me some volume.

00:10:19.000 Hey, Twitter world.

00:10:20.000 Hold on.

00:10:21.000 Go to the beginning so I can hear.

00:10:22.000 Hey, Twitter world.

00:10:22.000 That's my favorite part.

00:10:23.000 Hey, Twitter world.

00:10:24.000 Is it my imagination that Yang and Gabbard are the only two who know how to follow the rules of this debate?

00:10:38.000 I'm just saying.

00:10:39.000 He's just saying.

00:10:40.000 Voice of reason.

00:10:42.000 But wait, he can't even vote.

00:10:43.000 He's a convicted felon now, right?

00:10:45.000 Yeah.

00:10:46.000 So yeah, OJ, why are you even involved?

00:10:48.000 You can't even vote.

00:10:49.000 Because he wants to know where everything's going.

00:10:51.000 I mean, he talks about the NFL draft.

00:10:54.000 He's got a lot of sports talk on his Twitter telling people they should get paid more and you need to draft this guy and bring this guy in and So OJ's a GM now, alright.

00:11:06.000 You know, there's like, you could have done some stuff.

00:11:11.000 Like, he could have embezzled some money and went to jail and got out or maybe didn't file taxes.

00:11:17.000 Like if Wesley Snipes, who went to jail for tax evasion, he started talking about politics, he wouldn't care.

00:11:25.000 But you killed two people, OJ. Allegedly, he got offered that joke, come on.

00:11:31.000 You fucking killed two people. 1.00

00:11:32.000 I'm saying he killed him. 1.00

00:11:34.000 He killed two people.

00:11:35.000 I just think it's wrong what happened to Ron Goldman.

00:11:37.000 Nobody even talks about him.

00:11:38.000 I know. 0.99

00:11:38.000 Nobody gives a fuck. 0.99

00:11:39.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:11:39.000 They talk about the wife. 0.99

00:11:41.000 Yeah, all the time.

00:11:41.000 They never talk about the other guy.

00:11:43.000 He was like 25 and... 1.00

00:11:44.000 Just a fucking waiter, man. 1.00

00:11:45.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:11:45.000 Bringing someone's sunglasses back. 1.00

00:11:47.000 He was side dick. 1.00

00:11:48.000 He was bringing the dick, right? 1.00

00:11:49.000 Right place, wrong time. 1.00

00:11:50.000 Was he bringing the dick? 1.00

00:11:51.000 Has that been proven? 1.00

00:11:52.000 They were sleeping together, right?

00:11:53.000 That's what it was...

00:11:54.000 Is that true?

00:11:54.000 I mean, that's also a rumor.

00:11:56.000 Allegedly.

00:11:56.000 We don't even know.

00:11:57.000 We can't even ask him.

00:11:58.000 Yeah.

00:11:59.000 I have no idea.

00:12:01.000 I'm trying to find the killers.

00:12:03.000 Ron Goldman deserves like a holiday.

00:12:06.000 He does.

00:12:06.000 He really does.

00:12:07.000 Ron Goldman day today on Brian Moses' Joe Rogan episode.

00:12:10.000 I knew his sister back in the day.

00:12:12.000 Really?

00:12:13.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:12:13.000 She used to come around the set of news radio.

00:12:16.000 I knew her from back then.

00:12:16.000 She was very nice.

00:12:18.000 It was devastating, though.

00:12:19.000 It was like knowing someone whose brother was murdered and, you know, you're hanging out with her, it's like always in the air, you know?

00:12:28.000 It's always in the air.

00:12:30.000 Yeah, that's like a...

00:12:31.000 She had like a pin with her brother's face on it.

00:12:34.000 I should bring you some, like, black barbecues. 0.97

00:12:35.000 There's a lot of sisters there who, you know, brothers got murdered.

00:12:38.000 But the difference is it's ultra, ultra public.

00:12:42.000 I mean, this was pre-internet, right?

00:12:44.000 Yeah.

00:12:44.000 That was the biggest thing to date.

00:12:46.000 Oh, my God.

00:12:47.000 I was watching the verdict with my girlfriend at the time.

00:12:51.000 We're sitting in front of the TV, and I'll never forget, when they said not guilty, my girlfriend put her hand on her face.

00:12:57.000 I'm like, oh, no.

00:12:58.000 No.

00:13:02.000 That's crazy.

00:13:03.000 She couldn't believe it.

00:13:04.000 No.

00:13:04.000 Because I remember being like, I was like, it was either elementary school or middle school, and I remember the verdict happening, and it was like a split verdict.

00:13:10.000 My teacher, who was white, she was like devastated, and like all the black kids, it was like me and another kid.

00:13:15.000 We were so happy.

00:13:16.000 We were just like, yes, because we didn't know any better.

00:13:18.000 You know what I mean?

00:13:18.000 We're just like, we're just happy because a black guy got up because of what happened to Rodney King.

00:13:21.000 We're just like, this is redemption.

00:13:23.000 That's how many people felt about it.

00:13:25.000 They felt like... 0.97

00:13:27.000 The Rodney King thing was so fucked up that, I mean, the problem with the Rodney King thing is you only see the end. 0.97

00:13:34.000 Apparently he led them on a crazy high-speed chase, and there was fights, and he was a big fellow, and he was on PCP, so he was swinging for the fences. 0.99

00:13:43.000 And so they had to beat him down, apparently, according to the cops.

00:13:46.000 But then, you know...

00:13:47.000 Well, PCP makes your bones stronger, doesn't it?

00:13:49.000 No, it makes you really impervious to pain, though.

00:13:54.000 Okay.

00:13:54.000 I had a friend who got his finger bitten off when he was on PCP. And he didn't feel it?

00:13:59.000 Until he woke up? 0.97

00:14:00.000 I don't think he remembers, because he was so fucked up, but he was a boxer, and he had his toe removed, and Not his pinky toe, not his fat toe, the big toe, but the one next to it, and put it where his index finger was, on his right hand. 0.97

00:14:14.000 They moved his toe to his finger. 0.98

00:14:16.000 They moved his toe to his finger and curved it permanently so he could throw right hooks.

00:14:20.000 Oh, isn't that a performance enhancing?

00:14:22.000 No.

00:14:22.000 No, not at all.

00:14:24.000 But when he'd shake your hand, he would give you the little finger.

00:14:29.000 Because they don't make it so it can bend again.

00:14:31.000 It was just bent like this forever.

00:14:33.000 So if he was punching you, that was the only way.

00:14:35.000 So when he opened it, it would stay curled. 1.00

00:14:38.000 Damn. 0.99

00:14:38.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:14:39.000 He's a hard man.

00:14:40.000 And he was doing PCP. He was doing PCP at the time.

00:14:42.000 You guys were hanging out?

00:14:43.000 He was my boxing coach. 0.99

00:14:47.000 He was a madman. 0.99

00:14:48.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:14:49.000 Legit madman. 1.00

00:14:50.000 I mean, wouldn't that be performance enhancing, taking PCP while being in a fight because you could just get the shit beat out of you? 0.99

00:14:55.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. 0.98

00:14:56.000 But you'd be too aggressive.

00:14:59.000 It's not going to make you a better fighter.

00:15:02.000 You wouldn't want your opponent to be on PCP because they would have no fear. 0.86

00:15:05.000 They would just come charging at you and they might be able to just fuck you up just because of that if you panicked.

00:15:09.000 But if you were a seasoned fighter and a guy was on PCP, he would just come charging recklessly. 0.98

00:15:14.000 He'd just crack him as he's coming in and keep moving.

00:15:17.000 It's like the LAPD. Eventually his body would wear out.

00:15:19.000 Your body could only go for so long.

00:15:22.000 Yeah, until it becomes mush.

00:15:23.000 There's a lot of people that believe in themselves and they get flatlined.

00:15:26.000 Yeah.

00:15:27.000 You know, they 100% believe in themselves. 0.99

00:15:29.000 You gotta fucking believe in it, bro. 0.99

00:15:31.000 If you believe, you can achieve. 0.99

00:15:33.000 Not really.

00:15:34.000 You know, if you believe in yourself, if Francis Ngannou punches you in the face, you're going into the spirit world.

00:15:40.000 Yeah, or like, ACO's beat you down for like eight minutes, yeah.

00:15:43.000 Yeah, with clubs.

00:15:44.000 With clubs, yeah, like metal clubs.

00:15:45.000 Face you and club you.

00:15:46.000 Yeah. 0.88

00:15:47.000 Was that pre-tasers?

00:15:48.000 Did they not have tasers back then?

00:15:50.000 So that was after the choke, because you couldn't choke guys out anymore.

00:15:54.000 So that's why they said they beat him down because they couldn't choke him out.

00:15:57.000 Really?

00:15:57.000 Yeah.

00:15:57.000 They couldn't choke him out?

00:15:58.000 Oh, that's right.

00:15:59.000 They put a ban on chokeholds.

00:16:00.000 Yeah.

00:16:01.000 Why'd they do that?

00:16:02.000 Because they were killing guys.

00:16:03.000 Oh.

00:16:04.000 They were saying guys were on PCP when they weren't on PCP and they were like literally killing dudes.

00:16:07.000 Were they killing them with their arms or were they using a nightclub?

00:16:10.000 Like a nightstick?

00:16:11.000 One guy killed with a stick, I think.

00:16:13.000 Yeah, the stick makes sense.

00:16:14.000 And the second case was a guy who actually choked a guy.

00:16:17.000 Just with a rear naked choke.

00:16:17.000 He killed him?

00:16:18.000 No.

00:16:19.000 I know a dude who killed a guy with a choke.

00:16:21.000 In the ring?

00:16:21.000 No.

00:16:22.000 Killed him in a gym. 0.99

00:16:23.000 He was banging this guy's wife. 0.99

00:16:25.000 Oh, he really went for him.

00:16:26.000 Yeah, it was crazy.

00:16:27.000 He was banging the guy's wife and he invited the guy to his school and then choked him to death and killed him and then was driving the guy's car around town.

00:16:35.000 Dude, that's cold-blooded.

00:16:36.000 And then they arrested him.

00:16:37.000 Yeah, he was an interesting character.

00:16:39.000 He was a fake Brazilian jiu-jitsu black belt.

00:16:42.000 My friend Eddie Bravo called him out.

00:16:44.000 Wait a minute.

00:16:45.000 Fake?

00:16:46.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:16:46.000 He was fake.

00:16:47.000 He was a fake black belt. 0.96

00:16:48.000 Okay.

00:16:48.000 He was telling everybody he was a black belt.

00:16:49.000 And Eddie rolled with him.

00:16:50.000 And I remember him coming back to me and he's like, that guy's not a black belt. 0.99

00:16:54.000 I go, what, you sure?

00:16:55.000 And he goes, dude, he don't know anything.

00:16:57.000 Like, it was too crazy.

00:16:59.000 It was like barely, it was like a white belt. 1.00

00:17:01.000 You can get killed doing shit like that. 0.99

00:17:02.000 I thought maybe he was doing it because he was, maybe he was just being nice and wasn't going hard. 1.00

00:17:07.000 And he goes, but then as time goes on, I was like, this guy doesn't know what the fuck he's doing. 0.99

00:17:11.000 And so then he calls him up and he was like, hey, are you a fucking black belt? 0.98

00:17:16.000 The guy's like, well, you know, I'm a black belt in Japanese jiu-jitsu. 0.98

00:17:20.000 He goes, stop, stop, stop, stop. 1.00

00:17:21.000 Are you a fucking black belt? 1.00

00:17:23.000 And there's like this big pause. 1.00

00:17:24.000 He's like, bro, you're a fucking liar. 1.00

00:17:26.000 You're a liar. 1.00

00:17:27.000 So Eddie separated himself from the guy. 0.99

00:17:30.000 And then...

00:17:31.000 Years later, the dude wound up murdering somebody.

00:17:34.000 What?

00:17:36.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:17:37.000 With jiu-jitsu?

00:17:38.000 Yeah, he murdered a guy with jiu-jitsu.

00:17:40.000 He knew something.

00:17:41.000 He strangled the guy.

00:17:41.000 Well, you know, I could teach you how to put a choke in five seconds.

00:17:45.000 Yeah?

00:17:45.000 It wouldn't take long at all.

00:17:46.000 Yeah, I could teach you how to do it.

00:17:48.000 Just wrap your forearm underneath someone's neck.

00:17:51.000 Clamp your hand to your bicep, put this arm behind the head, squeeze. 0.99

00:17:54.000 You could kill somebody. 0.94

00:17:56.000 It's not a hard thing to learn, but to actually apply it to someone who knows what they're doing, you'd have to be really good. 0.97

00:18:03.000 No one's going to let you choke them, but this guy didn't know anything.

00:18:06.000 So I think he snuck up behind this guy who he killed and just choked him.

00:18:09.000 Choked him to death.

00:18:10.000 Sounds like the OJ murder. 0.73

00:18:11.000 I think he brought the guy to his school under false premises.

00:18:14.000 He's in jail now. 1.00

00:18:15.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:18:16.000 All right. 1.00

00:18:16.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:18:17.000 Shout out to that guy.

00:18:18.000 Yeah.

00:18:18.000 It was weird because I got semi-involved in it in that the guy who wound up ratting him out to the cops was one of Eddie's students.

00:18:29.000 And I was talking to the guy on the phone about it.

00:18:32.000 I was like, what's going on with that guy?

00:18:34.000 And then the cops called me afterwards and said, hey, we were tapping that guy's phone.

00:18:38.000 We want to know what you know.

00:18:41.000 Whoa! 1.00

00:18:42.000 I'm on the fucking set of Fear Factor. 0.99

00:18:43.000 I'm in my trailer. 1.00

00:18:45.000 Jesus.

00:18:46.000 Yeah.

00:18:46.000 Putting my microphone on.

00:18:48.000 I'm like, huh?

00:18:49.000 You were in a murder case all of a sudden.

00:18:50.000 I'm like, hey, listen.

00:18:51.000 I don't know that guy.

00:18:52.000 I go, this is what I know.

00:18:53.000 He's a fake black belt. 0.50

00:18:54.000 I told him the whole deal. 0.94

00:18:57.000 And I had heard that he killed somebody. 1.00

00:18:58.000 But I wasn't sure if it was true because the guy's so full of shit. 1.00

00:19:02.000 This is how full of shit this guy was. 1.00

00:19:16.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:19:28.000 And it's like a duffel bag that's just big enough to fit a trophy in it.

00:19:32.000 Yeah.

00:19:32.000 Right?

00:19:33.000 Like about this big?

00:19:34.000 So he leaves, goes out into the woods.

00:19:36.000 The guy comes back the next day.

00:19:38.000 He's got a trophy.

00:19:39.000 No duffel bag. 0.99

00:19:40.000 So he brought a fucking trophy with him, and then he came out of the woods like, yeah, I won. 1.00

00:19:47.000 I fucked everybody up. 0.99

00:19:48.000 And so he thought this guy would tell everybody that he beat everybody in this karate tournament. 0.99

00:19:54.000 This guy's a hell of an actor.

00:19:55.000 He really commits.

00:19:57.000 He was one of those guys that snuck through my crazy radar.

00:20:00.000 Because he's a friend of a friend, so I assumed... 1.00

00:20:05.000 Fucking 30 years old. 0.99

00:20:06.000 I don't know any better. 1.00

00:20:07.000 I was dumb. 0.96

00:20:08.000 And I was like, I assumed. 0.95

00:20:09.000 30?

00:20:09.000 30, yeah.

00:20:10.000 Aren't you fully cooked by then?

00:20:11.000 Nah, you think you are.

00:20:13.000 You think you are. 0.67

00:20:14.000 You haven't met enough murderers yet. 1.00

00:20:15.000 Shit. 1.00

00:20:17.000 You have to meet enough really legitimate crazy people to have them in the database where you're like, oh, you're fucking, you're a sociopath. 1.00

00:20:26.000 Oh. 1.00

00:20:26.000 Well, what's worse, a psycho or a sociopath? 1.00

00:20:29.000 A sociopath is someone who doesn't care about someone. 0.93

00:20:32.000 A psychopath, I think, is someone who violently attacks people.

00:20:35.000 But in many ways, they're interchangeable.

00:20:38.000 Let's Google that.

00:20:39.000 What is the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

00:20:42.000 Because I think...

00:20:44.000 A sociopath can have no violent tendencies, but I think the idea is that they have no compassion for other people.

00:20:50.000 Right.

00:20:51.000 Like, I have a friend, and she thinks her sister's a sociopath. 1.00

00:20:54.000 Everybody thinks everybody's a fucking sociopath these days. 1.00

00:20:57.000 That's the hot word these days. 1.00

00:20:59.000 It's like calling somebody a racist or calling someone a Nazi.

00:21:01.000 Exactly, yeah.

00:21:03.000 The quick thing I pulled up...

00:21:05.000 Well, put it up.

00:21:05.000 Yeah, you explained exactly what it said, but there's just like a Venn diagram that's a better explanation.

00:21:12.000 By the way, every woman who's going to hear this is going to be like, he is a sociopath! 0.98

00:21:15.000 So there's something in the middle. 0.97

00:21:16.000 It could be both.

00:21:18.000 So genetically predisposed.

00:21:21.000 A psychopath genetically predisposed. 0.99

00:21:23.000 My parents would have to be psychopaths. 0.89

00:21:24.000 What is happening with the screen there, buddy? 0.93

00:21:29.000 Better than a purpose.

00:21:31.000 You should connect again.

00:21:32.000 Maybe not.

00:21:34.000 Maybe it's dead.

00:21:35.000 There it goes.

00:21:35.000 Oh, even better.

00:21:38.000 Okay.

00:21:38.000 Lacks empathy.

00:21:39.000 A psychopath. 0.99

00:21:41.000 Genetically predisposed. 0.99

00:21:42.000 Lacks empathy and guilt.

00:21:43.000 Convincing behavior.

00:21:45.000 Look how they spell behavior.

00:21:46.000 Oh, it's conniving.

00:21:47.000 Conniving behavior.

00:21:48.000 But look how they spell behavior.

00:21:50.000 Oh, yeah.

00:21:50.000 With the I-O-U-R. Higher job success.

00:21:54.000 What?

00:21:55.000 Okay.

00:21:56.000 Antisocial personality disorders, conformed social relationships, and treatable.

00:22:00.000 That's the one in the middle.

00:22:01.000 Okay, so they're both treatable.

00:22:02.000 Sociopath, environmentally influenced, feel empathy and guilt, erratic behavior, struggles to find and keep jobs.

00:22:10.000 Wait a minute.

00:22:10.000 I thought sociopath didn't feel empathy.

00:22:13.000 See?

00:22:14.000 I don't think this is right.

00:22:16.000 I think this is some British definition.

00:22:18.000 Like, the psychopath doesn't care, but like it's the same.

00:22:21.000 Hmm. 0.84

00:22:22.000 What, the sociopath does care?

00:22:25.000 A sociopath would feel no guilt about hurting a stranger.

00:22:27.000 So how is that...

00:22:28.000 It's not saying the same thing.

00:22:29.000 But it's not saying the same thing.

00:22:30.000 Right.

00:22:30.000 It says they feel empathy.

00:22:33.000 When you look at that chart, it says sociopaths feel empathy.

00:22:38.000 Whatever.

00:22:39.000 It's close.

00:22:40.000 We kind of get it.

00:22:41.000 Sure. 0.95

00:22:42.000 I feel like a lot of stand-up comics, as much as they're narcissistic, they might also be sociopaths.

00:22:48.000 I think a lot of people, they get to a point in their career where they're trying so hard to be successful that it becomes all about them.

00:22:57.000 Right.

00:22:58.000 Like, it becomes...

00:23:00.000 Such an obsession and the narcissism is so strong that all they really care about is their own good and their own success.

00:23:09.000 Right. 1.00

00:23:09.000 And they'll fuck people over. 1.00

00:23:10.000 That's a fact. 1.00

00:23:12.000 I mean, yeah.

00:23:12.000 I've seen it.

00:23:13.000 Yeah.

00:23:14.000 It's kind of sociopathic.

00:23:15.000 Yeah.

00:23:15.000 Have you lived it?

00:23:16.000 Lived it a little bit.

00:23:17.000 A little bit?

00:23:17.000 You want to talk?

00:23:18.000 You want to talk about it or you want to keep it on?

00:23:21.000 We should keep it on the hush.

00:23:22.000 We can't break it on this one.

00:23:23.000 We'll come back for that one.

00:23:25.000 We'll do that when the camera stops rolling.

00:23:27.000 We've all had those experiences.

00:23:29.000 You know when you find it?

00:23:30.000 You find it when you start getting a little bit of success.

00:23:32.000 And it's not even much.

00:23:34.000 It could be anything.

00:23:35.000 You get a development deal.

00:23:36.000 And all of a sudden people are like...

00:23:37.000 There's people that equate good things happening to other people as bad things happening to them.

00:23:44.000 And that's the narcissism.

00:23:45.000 That's that, yeah.

00:23:46.000 Extreme.

00:23:47.000 Egomania, right.

00:23:49.000 Extreme, extreme narcissism.

00:23:51.000 And obviously, you have to be, this has to be something wrong with you most of the time, not 100% of the time, but most of the time, to want to be a comedian.

00:24:02.000 Right, absolutely.

00:24:03.000 Something's got to be wrong. 0.99

00:24:04.000 Yeah, because this is like your ego gets kicked in the dick every day, you know, especially in this town. 0.99

00:24:08.000 So just taking that every day, you have to have something a little wrong with you. 0.99

00:24:11.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.99

00:24:12.000 And no better way to see it than the goddamn open mic nights. 0.99

00:24:17.000 Bruh. 0.99

00:24:18.000 I can't go anymore. 0.75

00:24:19.000 I used to be able to go and just watch, but now it's so fucking crazy.

00:24:23.000 It's just, I can't.

00:24:24.000 Especially the comedy store, because now there's a crowd now.

00:24:26.000 I mean, back when, I mean, I remember when I was coming up, there was no crowd.

00:24:29.000 It was just your peers.

00:24:31.000 Open mic nights are packed.

00:24:32.000 Yeah.

00:24:33.000 Packed.

00:24:33.000 Yeah, like with a real audience.

00:24:35.000 Yes.

00:24:35.000 Yeah, like that's...

00:24:36.000 You guys are stealing.

00:24:38.000 There's people that are fans of comedy now that want to see the process.

00:24:43.000 Really?

00:24:44.000 Yeah.

00:24:44.000 Is that what that is?

00:24:45.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:24:46.000 Yeah, there's a lot of...

00:24:49.000 Podcasts.

00:24:50.000 Oh, that makes sense.

00:24:51.000 We started talking about it on podcasts, and next thing you know, I think, over the last six, seven years, you start to see people that are like, I want to know what it's like.

00:25:00.000 Because they love going to see headliners.

00:25:04.000 If you love going to see the fully finished product, you want to see what it's like.

00:25:10.000 It's almost like going to watch an amateur's fight.

00:25:12.000 Like, I'll keep an eye on him.

00:25:13.000 Maybe one day he'll be the champ.

00:25:15.000 I hear that, but then it's also, I mean, there's that, but I feel like spiting, yeah, you can kind of see somebody's style here and there, but with comedy, you see everybody's style.

00:25:22.000 You're going to see a young guy who's probably doing a Dave Chappelle type of thing, and a guy who's doing a Jim Gaffigan type of thing, a Joe Rogan kind of thing, a Mitch Hedberg kind of thing.

00:25:29.000 So that's just what an open mic is.

00:25:30.000 You're going to see a bunch of copycats until they figure it out.

00:25:32.000 You can't just do that.

00:25:33.000 But what's cool about it is, you go from that...

00:25:37.000 And then you can go into the other room, like, you can go into the main room, and there'll be a real show going on.

00:25:42.000 Right, Kill Tony.

00:25:43.000 Yeah, so you could see both on the same day. 0.93

00:25:47.000 Like, you really can.

00:25:48.000 You could go see a real comic.

00:25:50.000 Yeah.

00:25:50.000 You could see an open mic night, and then at the end of the open mic night, like, Chappelle shows up at Pop-Up all the time.

00:25:55.000 Right, Dice Clay.

00:25:56.000 Yeah, all the time.

00:25:57.000 So you literally watch these amateurs, and then boom, like a world-renowned movie.

00:26:04.000 Professional shows up.

00:26:05.000 You're like, oh, that's the finished product.

00:26:06.000 We get it now.

00:26:07.000 But they're never going to be.

00:26:08.000 I mean, that's crazy.

00:26:09.000 That's the guy.

00:26:11.000 But somebody used to be...

00:26:13.000 I mean, Chappelle was an open-miker.

00:26:14.000 We all were open-mikers.

00:26:16.000 When did you start?

00:26:17.000 1988. I was 21. 21, okay.

00:26:19.000 He was like, what, 14 when he started?

00:26:20.000 He was a baby.

00:26:22.000 How did you even get in?

00:26:23.000 I think they let him in.

00:26:24.000 I didn't know you could get in.

00:26:26.000 I thought you had to be 21 because it was a bar.

00:26:29.000 But it turns out there's a law where you can be...

00:26:32.000 I think in Massachusetts, you could be 18 with like a note to perform at a nightclub.

00:26:37.000 They just had to make sure that they didn't serve you alcohol.

00:26:40.000 When I met Dave, I think Dave is like four or five years younger than me.

00:26:44.000 And I was 23 or something like that.

00:26:48.000 He was a baby.

00:26:50.000 17 probably?

00:26:52.000 Yeah.

00:26:53.000 Yeah, I met him at the Catch Rising Star.

00:26:56.000 Catch Rising Star in Boston.

00:26:57.000 Or not in Boston, in New York.

00:26:59.000 Yeah.

00:27:00.000 Was he already passing all the clubs by that point?

00:27:03.000 Um, he must have been.

00:27:05.000 He must have been.

00:27:06.000 He was on stage, and they were already talking about him.

00:27:08.000 Like, look at this young kid.

00:27:10.000 Like, he's so talented.

00:27:11.000 I remember Silverman, Sarah, she was telling me, she was like, I remember when Chappelle got Mel Brooks' one of his last films, The Men in Tights.

00:27:20.000 And it was like a big talk in New York.

00:27:21.000 It was just like, hey, that 19-year-old kid just got a Mel Brooks deal.

00:27:24.000 Wow.

00:27:25.000 The world was a different place back then.

00:27:27.000 Yeah.

00:27:29.000 Isaac Hayes was alive.

00:27:31.000 Yeah.

00:27:33.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:27:33.000 Yeah.

00:27:34.000 So it was a different time.

00:27:35.000 Yeah.

00:27:36.000 You guys were scared of AIDS. This is the 90s, right?

00:27:38.000 So yeah, so AIDS was big. 0.99

00:27:40.000 You couldn't really fuck anybody. 0.99

00:27:41.000 Dude, the first time I got an AIDS test, I was so nervous. 1.00

00:27:43.000 Really?

00:27:44.000 Oh, yeah.

00:27:44.000 It just was a slideshow.

00:27:46.000 Every bad decision I never made.

00:27:48.000 Every time I never wore a condom, it was just going through my hand.

00:27:52.000 Because everybody was convinced.

00:27:53.000 It was funny because at the same time, Kinnison had a bit.

00:27:56.000 Mm-hmm.

00:27:57.000 Where he goes, like, they say, Sam!

00:27:58.000 They say AIDS is a communicable disease.

00:28:00.000 Straight people can get it too.

00:28:02.000 He goes, name one! 1.00

00:28:04.000 Name one fucking guy! 1.00

00:28:07.000 Fuck you, it's not our dance! 1.00

00:28:10.000 And people were so... 1.00

00:28:12.000 Did anybody you know?

00:28:12.000 People were so mad.

00:28:13.000 Well, nobody I know.

00:28:14.000 But I was just, you know, when it happened, I remember in my car, I was living in Boston, in my car driving, and I was listening to the radio, and Magic Johnson had a press conference to announce that he had HIV. And it was like a scene in a zombie movie where the first person got bitten.

00:28:31.000 I was like, oh my god.

00:28:33.000 Yeah.

00:28:34.000 It's happening. 1.00

00:28:35.000 Holy shit. 1.00

00:28:37.000 I'm like, Magic Johnson with all his money? 1.00

00:28:40.000 That guy's got HIV? Yeah.

00:28:42.000 Oh my god, we're fucked. 1.00

00:28:44.000 We're fucked. 1.00

00:28:45.000 I remember thinking that. 1.00

00:28:46.000 And then it was probably like a year or two later, I got an AIDS test.

00:28:53.000 After Magic got it two years later.

00:28:54.000 I didn't have any money.

00:28:55.000 I didn't have health insurance.

00:28:57.000 I forgot.

00:28:58.000 They cost money back then.

00:28:59.000 Oh, yeah.

00:29:00.000 Yeah.

00:29:00.000 Now they're just free.

00:29:02.000 Yeah.

00:29:02.000 Well, now they want people to not get AIDS. Or people just get AIDS sometimes just to get the free health care.

00:29:08.000 Really?

00:29:08.000 Yeah.

00:29:09.000 I mean, this is a rumor on the street I've heard in the gay community, because I live in the gay community.

00:29:13.000 Not that I am, but I'm saying I live there because it's clean and it's nice.

00:29:16.000 But nothing's anything wrong with gay people, right?

00:29:17.000 Exactly.

00:29:18.000 There's nothing wrong.

00:29:19.000 Right.

00:29:20.000 Anyway. 0.55

00:29:21.000 You live in a gay neighborhood because it's safe.

00:29:22.000 It's safe.

00:29:23.000 Oh my God, is it safe?

00:29:24.000 Yeah.

00:29:24.000 I just have to worry about, you know, anyway.

00:29:26.000 You drop your keys when you're naked.

00:29:28.000 I don't go outside naked anymore, Joe.

00:29:31.000 But yeah, they say like, yeah, some guys will just get it just to get the free healthcare.

00:29:34.000 This is before Obamacare.

00:29:54.000 Mike Tyson?

00:29:57.000 Mike Tyson.

00:29:58.000 Yeah, I think he had some issues.

00:30:00.000 Yeah.

00:30:00.000 He's my favorite, by the way.

00:30:02.000 Love him.

00:30:02.000 He is my spirit animal.

00:30:03.000 I fucking love Mike Tyson. 0.97

00:30:04.000 I got Tyson weed over there if you want to smoke some. 0.98

00:30:06.000 Do you really?

00:30:06.000 Yeah.

00:30:07.000 Do you smoke weed?

00:30:07.000 Yeah, I smoke weed.

00:30:08.000 How often?

00:30:09.000 Every day.

00:30:09.000 Every day?

00:30:10.000 You want to smoke some right now?

00:30:11.000 Yeah, I smoke some right now.

00:30:11.000 Smoke some Tyson weed.

00:30:12.000 Hold, please.

00:30:12.000 Mom, sorry.

00:30:16.000 Hold, please.

00:30:17.000 Breaking out the good stuff.

00:30:18.000 That's going to knock me out.

00:30:19.000 Let's do it.

00:30:21.000 Mike Tyson, holler at me, please.

00:30:24.000 Some Tyson Ranch.

00:30:25.000 Original stuff, I think.

00:30:26.000 In California City.

00:30:27.000 Dude, I grew up out.

00:30:28.000 That's where the earthquakes are. 1.00

00:30:30.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:30:31.000 Oh, yeah. 0.99

00:30:32.000 I think they're launching it soon.

00:30:34.000 The Ranch.

00:30:35.000 The Ranch. 1.00

00:30:36.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:30:37.000 He brought us a golden box. 1.00

00:30:41.000 Look at that box back there.

00:30:42.000 It's amazing.

00:30:44.000 Who made that?

00:30:45.000 That wasn't...

00:30:45.000 Yeah.

00:30:46.000 Whoever knows Mike.

00:30:49.000 What was he on?

00:30:50.000 What episode was that?

00:30:51.000 Two, three? 0.95

00:30:52.000 It was a few months back. 1.00

00:30:53.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

00:30:54.000 It's the bamboo. 1.00

00:30:55.000 Look at that.

00:30:58.000 Can't believe we never smoked weed before.

00:30:59.000 Did we ever?

00:31:00.000 No, we haven't together.

00:31:01.000 Never?

00:31:01.000 Ever?

00:31:01.000 We've had a drink together.

00:31:02.000 We haven't smoked together.

00:31:03.000 That's outrageous.

00:31:06.000 Outrageous.

00:31:09.000 But anyway, there was bug chasers.

00:31:11.000 Bug chasers were dudes that, for whatever reason, for whatever reason, they wanted to catch HIV. They wanted to what? 1.00

00:31:23.000 They wanted to.

00:31:23.000 They'd call them bug chasers.

00:31:25.000 They would literally go out and try to get it.

00:31:28.000 Why?

00:31:29.000 I mean, they hated themselves.

00:31:30.000 They wanted to die.

00:31:31.000 Oh, this is a real thing.

00:31:32.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:31:32.000 Okay, this is like black kids would be like the death by cop thing. 0.99

00:31:35.000 Yes, yes, yeah. 0.99

00:31:37.000 Not just black kids. 1.00

00:31:38.000 You see that video recently of the guy who's running towards the cop with a knife and he's fucking screaming and yelling and he's like, don't make me shoot you, don't make me shoot you. 1.00

00:31:44.000 He just wanted to die. 0.99

00:31:45.000 The cop just starts unloading on the guy.

00:31:46.000 Suicide by cop is super, super common.

00:31:48.000 I did not know that, yeah.

00:31:49.000 I thought it was just a hood thing.

00:31:51.000 No, it's a real common thing.

00:31:54.000 But bug chasers were, I mean, maybe it's still a thing, but now AIDS is relatively...

00:32:00.000 Dude, AIDS is the apple of diseases.

00:32:03.000 It's the Oprah diseases. 0.99

00:32:04.000 I mean, honestly, it's like, when Magic Johnson got it, AIDS was like, our stock's about to go up like fucking Disney. 0.77

00:32:11.000 I mean, because you think about it, Crack and AIDS kind of came in at the same time, and Crack was killing it, and all of a sudden, now AIDS is like, you get AIDS, it's like you've... 0.78

00:32:19.000 It's not that big of a deal.

00:32:20.000 That's a hit track, yeah. 0.99

00:32:21.000 Yeah, like, look at fucking Charlie Sheen. 0.99

00:32:23.000 He looks great. 1.00

00:32:24.000 Looks great.

00:32:25.000 Dude, Jeff at the Comedy Store.

00:32:26.000 Yeah, Jeff at the Comedy Store has had it forever.

00:32:28.000 Yeah, he had it, like, yeah, back when it wasn't cool, before it was cool, you know?

00:32:31.000 Still got it.

00:32:32.000 He looks great.

00:32:33.000 Looks great, still got it.

00:32:35.000 But it's HIV. It's not AIDS. Right, right.

00:32:37.000 It's not full-blown.

00:32:38.000 That's the difference.

00:32:38.000 But nobody gets full-blown.

00:32:40.000 Some people do.

00:32:41.000 Really?

00:32:42.000 Yeah.

00:32:42.000 You can live with full-blown?

00:32:44.000 I don't know why they get it.

00:32:47.000 Maybe some people don't react to the medication.

00:32:49.000 Maybe some people don't get treated.

00:32:52.000 Full blown.

00:32:53.000 You can live a full blown.

00:32:54.000 I didn't know that.

00:32:54.000 I don't think you live very long.

00:32:55.000 Right.

00:32:56.000 Because you can live with HIV. Yes.

00:32:58.000 Well, now they can get it to the point where your HIV... By the way, if you're a doctor and you listen to this, we're sorry.

00:33:04.000 I know we're... 0.99

00:33:05.000 You're like, you guys don't know jack shit. 0.99

00:33:09.000 You have no idea what you guys are talking about. 1.00

00:33:10.000 But if you...

00:33:12.000 Here it goes.

00:33:14.000 Death usually occurs within six months to three years from the time of developing full-blown AIDS. People living with AIDS. Is there any other disease that has full-blown next to it?

00:33:23.000 It's only AIDS, right?

00:33:25.000 It's like a rap name.

00:33:25.000 You get full-blown flu.

00:33:29.000 Full-blown AIDS. And that's the scientific term, by the way.

00:33:32.000 That's so blown out.

00:33:34.000 That's so slang.

00:33:36.000 Full-blown AIDS. Put that back up so I can read it again.

00:33:39.000 Sorry, that's okay.

00:33:40.000 I was looking for other things with full-blown in it.

00:33:42.000 No, there's nothing else with full-blown in it.

00:33:45.000 People living with AIDS go through periods of being sick, alternating with periods of reasonable health.

00:33:50.000 It's usually one of the many opportunistic infections that eventually cause death.

00:33:54.000 So yeah, your immune system smashed.

00:33:57.000 Yeah.

00:33:57.000 And that causes death.

00:33:59.000 Oof.

00:34:00.000 Full-blown.

00:34:01.000 Alright.

00:34:01.000 Yeah, full-blown.

00:34:03.000 Shut up, HIV. HIV's like, what, like 38 now? 0.99

00:34:06.000 Yeah, HIV's been around for a minute.

00:34:08.000 Happy birthday.

00:34:09.000 Now it's the point where you can be undetectable.

00:34:14.000 Like, Magic Johnson's apparently undetectable.

00:34:17.000 Even through AIDS tests, like when you test him for HIV, he shows HIV negative.

00:34:24.000 Really?

00:34:24.000 Yeah.

00:34:25.000 But they say it's still dormant in the system somehow or another.

00:34:28.000 It's very confusing.

00:34:29.000 So it's like herpes almost not for him.

00:34:31.000 Like it flares every once in a while.

00:34:32.000 No, because I think if you have herpes, even if you don't have an outbreak, if they test you, it'll show that you have herpes.

00:34:38.000 Oh, but with HIV, no.

00:34:39.000 Yeah, with the way they have the medication, the way the body responds to the medication now, at least in some cases, like Magic Johnson's apparently, He shows up HIV negative.

00:34:50.000 But the weird thing is like, well, isn't he cured then?

00:34:53.000 Is that cured?

00:34:54.000 They've only cured two people, and he's not one of them.

00:34:57.000 So when they have started curing people, which I was like, okay, well, how do they differentiate?

00:35:02.000 Like, what's the difference between curing someone and what's going on with Magic Johnson when he's HIV negative?

00:35:07.000 If you're anything else negative, they figure they cured you.

00:35:10.000 Yeah, they haven't actually, yeah, they haven't, they haven't deemed him, he's done with that, like you've, you've cured it.

00:35:15.000 Like if you get tested for chicken pox, and it comes up negative, they've cured you of chicken pox, right?

00:35:20.000 Polio, negative, polio negative.

00:35:22.000 One guy, meet the only person to be cured of HIV. There's one more guy now.

00:35:26.000 There's one more guy now.

00:35:28.000 So what happened to this guy?

00:35:29.000 He had stem cell treatment is what fixed it.

00:35:32.000 See?

00:35:32.000 I thought I just read something about that.

00:35:33.000 They're holding good stuff from us, yeah.

00:35:35.000 They just cured another guy, I want to say, a few months back.

00:35:37.000 It was this year they did it.

00:35:38.000 Well, there was something that I posted on my Twitter feed.

00:36:01.000 Yeah, and don't hold that from people.

00:36:04.000 I don't know enough about how severe the injury was.

00:36:08.000 I do know that some people get temporarily paralyzed by certain injuries.

00:36:12.000 I knew a dude who got slammed on his head and his whole body went numb and he couldn't move his body.

00:36:17.000 He was like, oh my god, I'm paralyzed.

00:36:18.000 This is it.

00:36:19.000 This is it.

00:36:20.000 This is how I'm living from now on.

00:36:21.000 I can't move my body.

00:36:22.000 But then his body slowly started coming back, and he just got jolted because he was wrestling.

00:36:27.000 It's like a stinger.

00:36:28.000 Yeah, he was wrestling.

00:36:30.000 Landed on his head. 1.00

00:36:32.000 Scary fucking shit, man. 1.00

00:36:33.000 Yeah, I mean paralyzed and full-blown AIDS. Yeah, so I don't know if they really can bring someone back from that, but man, if they can, holy shit. 1.00

00:36:45.000 That's a great question, by the way, because they do say if he's HIV negative, they wouldn't say he's cured of it. 0.96

00:36:50.000 Right.

00:36:50.000 So then, evidently, it does show up in some tests somewhere.

00:36:53.000 Again, scientists.

00:36:53.000 Sorry.

00:36:54.000 We're sorry.

00:36:54.000 Also, how is he the only NBA player in history to have HIV? Right.

00:37:00.000 Do you remember Keenan Ivory Wayne's bit about him?

00:37:02.000 No.

00:37:03.000 Not Keenan.

00:37:04.000 I'm sorry.

00:37:04.000 Damon.

00:37:05.000 Damon Wayne's bit about him.

00:37:06.000 Damon, who I sing his praises often on this podcast.

00:37:09.000 He's like the most underrated comedian of all time.

00:37:12.000 I hear that often, by the way.

00:37:14.000 The greats.

00:37:14.000 One of the greats.

00:37:15.000 But he had a bit about nobody wanted to cover Magic Johnson except for Dennis Rodman. 0.99

00:37:19.000 And Dennis Rodman was like, I fuck Madonna. 1.00

00:37:22.000 I'll spit in your mouth and accelerate your symptoms. 1.00

00:37:24.000 Damn! 1.00

00:37:27.000 Dude, it was one of those jokes where you hear it, you can't fucking believe he said it, and you are on the floor slapping the ground. 1.00

00:37:35.000 You're like, no, no, no. 1.00

00:37:37.000 He was a monster. 0.96

00:37:39.000 He's still a monster, by the way. 0.89

00:37:41.000 I remember featuring for him a year or two ago.

00:37:43.000 Years ago, actually.

00:37:45.000 Underrated.

00:37:45.000 People forgot.

00:37:47.000 It's like that Roy Jones Jr. song.

00:37:49.000 Y'all must have forgot.

00:37:51.000 He should put a special out, though.

00:37:52.000 Maybe that's what it is. 0.99

00:37:53.000 Fuck yeah, he should put a special out. 0.99

00:37:54.000 And all his sitcoms are pretty great, too. 0.99

00:37:56.000 He took a long time doing that TV show.

00:37:59.000 That's what it was.

00:38:00.000 People associated him with that television show, which was very family-friendly.

00:38:04.000 Good for him.

00:38:06.000 Made a lot of money, I'm sure.

00:38:08.000 Did you ever guest star?

00:38:09.000 Is that what you're mad about?

00:38:09.000 No, I'm not mad about anything.

00:38:11.000 I love that guy.

00:38:12.000 I love his brother, too. 0.99

00:38:13.000 Kenan's cool as shit. 0.97

00:38:14.000 Kenan's the nicest guy ever. 0.97

00:38:16.000 I know them, too, but I don't know them as well.

00:38:19.000 Kenan's super cool.

00:38:20.000 He's always been a real down-earth guy, too.

00:38:23.000 I mean, they have comedy bones, like all of those guys.

00:38:26.000 I mean, I work with Marlon, and he is so funny.

00:38:29.000 He's hilarious.

00:38:30.000 But the whole family.

00:38:31.000 I mean, imagine a family that has that much stand-up in him.

00:38:34.000 I mean, that's bananas.

00:38:35.000 I mean, the Rock family, too.

00:38:36.000 Yes, yes.

00:38:38.000 Jordan, Tony, and obviously Chris.

00:38:40.000 Yeah.

00:38:40.000 Dude, Tony's another one.

00:38:42.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:38:42.000 Goddamn that dude's funny. 0.99

00:38:44.000 Yeah? 0.99

00:38:44.000 Goddamn he's funny. 0.99

00:38:45.000 I've never seen him live, but he's... 0.77

00:38:47.000 Bro.

00:38:48.000 I only get to when I look like him.

00:38:49.000 Bro.

00:38:49.000 He's one of those guys that, because he's Chris Rock's brother, people almost look past him.

00:38:57.000 You know, like, oh, you're Chris Rock's brother.

00:38:59.000 Right, right, right.

00:39:00.000 You're the other Rock.

00:39:01.000 Like, dude, forget all that. 1.00

00:39:02.000 That guy's a murderer. 0.99

00:39:04.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:39:04.000 He fucking kills. 1.00

00:39:06.000 He's really good. 1.00

00:39:08.000 He's just funny, man.

00:39:09.000 He's just, and he's, it's like sharp, good writing, you know, good solid punchlines.

00:39:15.000 Boom, boom, boom.

00:39:16.000 His pacing. 1.00

00:39:17.000 He's like a legit killer. 1.00

00:39:19.000 He's a legit killer. 0.98

00:39:21.000 Dude, the last time I saw him, he was in the main room in the Comedy Store, and I walked into the back because there was roars. 0.95

00:39:29.000 And it was Tony Rock.

00:39:31.000 And Tony Rock was murdering.

00:39:32.000 I mean murdering. 0.99

00:39:34.000 Damn, you could hear it in the hallway, that hallway roar when someone just really hits a high note. 1.00

00:39:41.000 I walked in like, damn! 1.00

00:39:43.000 No, dude. 0.99

00:39:43.000 Everybody's always talking about Tony Rock in the community. 0.99

00:39:45.000 I mean, he's a monster. 0.99

00:39:46.000 He's a monster. 0.98

00:39:47.000 I gotta check him out. 0.93

00:39:48.000 He would be so much more famous if he wasn't Chris Rock's brother.

00:39:50.000 Really?

00:39:51.000 You believe that?

00:39:51.000 Yeah, 100%.

00:39:52.000 He's a fucking top ten murderer. 0.99

00:39:55.000 I think that it's one of those things where if your brother is one of the greatest comics of all time, not just a great comic. 1.00

00:40:02.000 Right.

00:40:02.000 Your brother's Chris Rock.

00:40:03.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:40:04.000 I mean, come on. 0.99

00:40:04.000 He's got niggas versus black people. 0.99

00:40:06.000 Fuck! 1.00

00:40:06.000 And everybody knows that bit. 1.00

00:40:08.000 Everybody knows that bit.

00:40:09.000 He's one of the greatest of all time.

00:40:11.000 If that's your brother, Oh, people don't want to pay attention to you.

00:40:16.000 You know, it's a weird thing, man.

00:40:17.000 They're just like, hey, yeah, yeah, can you get me your brother's number?

00:40:20.000 You know what I mean?

00:40:20.000 It's the gift and the curse, though, yeah.

00:40:22.000 But I'm Tony Rock, and I kill, too. 0.97

00:40:23.000 I probably kill, you know.

00:40:24.000 Charlie used to have a bit about it.

00:40:26.000 Charlie used to have a bit.

00:40:27.000 He goes, they said, Charlie, do you get mad at people yelling out Charlie Murphy?

00:40:33.000 You know, because everybody's like, Charlie Murphy!

00:40:35.000 That was like a thing people would do with him if you were hanging out with Charlie.

00:40:37.000 He goes, no, I'm just glad they're not calling me Eddie Murphy's brother anymore.

00:40:40.000 Yeah.

00:40:43.000 Imagine how Ray J feels.

00:40:44.000 Yeah, man.

00:40:45.000 Brandy's brother.

00:40:46.000 Yeah.

00:40:47.000 You never saw the tape.

00:40:49.000 I did.

00:40:50.000 Did you?

00:40:50.000 Yeah.

00:40:51.000 You saw the tape.

00:40:52.000 Yeah, everybody had to see that.

00:40:53.000 Yeah, it was much watch TV. Yeah, it's super important.

00:40:57.000 It is in pop culture, you're right.

00:40:59.000 You're a star.

00:41:01.000 Yeah.

00:41:05.000 It's gotta be weird, man, to have someone like that that's a brother, that's a person who's like, like if you're Mike Tyson's brother, you know, real good heavyweight boxer.

00:41:15.000 Tony Tyson?

00:41:16.000 Yeah, but you're Mike Tyson's brother.

00:41:17.000 Yeah, and you can't, yeah.

00:41:19.000 Like, I get knockouts too!

00:41:20.000 Like, eh, but you're not like Mike, bro.

00:41:22.000 Yeah, you're just judged at a totally different standard.

00:41:25.000 But I don't think that's the case with the Wayans Brothers.

00:41:27.000 The Wayans Brothers is generally accepted that they're all really talented.

00:41:31.000 Yeah, they're all really good.

00:41:33.000 They're all super successful.

00:41:35.000 Yeah.

00:41:36.000 Kim, too.

00:41:36.000 Yeah, all of them.

00:41:37.000 Now you have Shantae, Damien, all those guys.

00:41:40.000 Crazy comedy family.

00:41:41.000 Craig, yeah. 0.92

00:41:43.000 It's in their DNA. Predisposed to being funny.

00:41:46.000 Well, it's also like, that's the family business, which is, you know, some people, they make boots.

00:41:50.000 Right.

00:41:51.000 Or they cater, you know, or they work delis.

00:41:54.000 Man, I was just in Italy.

00:41:55.000 Like, when you see, like, these little small family businesses, small family restaurants, like, people that work there...

00:42:01.000 You know, the father's the owner, and the daughter's the manager, and the mom works in the kitchen. 0.71

00:42:07.000 It's like, wow, this is crazy.

00:42:09.000 They still do that.

00:42:10.000 Family businesses, yeah.

00:42:12.000 That was always a thing, right?

00:42:13.000 You remember, like, family businesses on the East Coast.

00:42:15.000 Now it's, like, so rare that people, they wear it like a badge of honor.

00:42:19.000 Look, it's a family business.

00:42:20.000 Like, all businesses used to be family businesses.

00:42:23.000 No, everything went corporate, though.

00:42:25.000 Yeah, man.

00:42:26.000 There's certain places where that's not the case, though.

00:42:28.000 You gotta really appreciate.

00:42:30.000 There's one of the things you appreciate about going to Italy.

00:42:33.000 There's just a bunch of little places. 0.98

00:42:35.000 I mean, they have nice stores, like if you're in Gucci shit and stuff like that. 0.96

00:42:38.000 They have nice stores. 0.91

00:42:39.000 But the restaurants and all the places where you buy things, they're like people's shops.

00:42:45.000 Right.

00:42:45.000 They're not boutiques.

00:42:46.000 They're just like, yeah, I go to Craig's or I go to Tiffany's.

00:42:49.000 It's not Target or Walgreens or Sears.

00:42:53.000 There's no corporate to it.

00:42:55.000 It's just families.

00:42:58.000 It's weird.

00:42:59.000 That keeps the money in the household, too.

00:43:00.000 You know what I mean?

00:43:01.000 It makes it real familial.

00:43:02.000 It actually works out.

00:43:04.000 That makes sense.

00:43:05.000 And that's also why I say, like, I'm not real big into the reparations talk for black people.

00:43:09.000 I mean, I don't really know the ins and outs of it.

00:43:11.000 People keep saying, like, we need it.

00:43:13.000 Get ready for Twitter hate.

00:43:14.000 I'm saying this.

00:43:15.000 I'm saying, how about we incentivize parenting?

00:43:20.000 But can you do that?

00:43:22.000 If you're watching your kids, instead of like, they're just out there, because I mean, like, let's say, is reparations talk about, I don't know, infrastructure in black communities?

00:43:30.000 And if that's the case, well then let's incentivize keeping the parents there, keeping the parents together.

00:43:34.000 Or, if they're split up, it's just like, if you guys are teaching your kid, and he's in school every day, or he survives, you know, eight years without a school shooting...

00:43:42.000 Every family gets, like, you know, a big bonus, you know?

00:43:45.000 Or if he makes the honor roll, you know, like, you guys get this.

00:43:48.000 It's like you'd really be investing in your investments.

00:43:50.000 Like, they say it takes 18 years to make it back on your investment of your child.

00:43:53.000 If you're incentivizing them to go to school and for education, it's going to make better people and a better society.

00:43:59.000 That seems good on paper.

00:44:01.000 No, if you're saying incentivize, how would you incentivize them?

00:44:04.000 It's always good to encourage people to be successful.

00:44:08.000 So your kid tests well on some of these aptitude tests, right?

00:44:12.000 Then you get a stipend or something like that.

00:44:14.000 What are these reparations we're talking about exactly?

00:44:16.000 I don't really know the ins and outs of it, but if it's about infrastructure of black communities, I'm so into it.

00:44:19.000 But it's also, let's incentivize being in the child's life.

00:44:24.000 Because for a lot of the reasons these kids are depressed and they feel like they have a chip on their shoulder because nobody's home watching them and they go to these gangs and they go to these other things, right?

00:44:33.000 Because they're just not being watched.

00:44:35.000 Right, but I think the idea behind reparations is that some people...

00:44:39.000 At one point in time, we're profiting off of slavery.

00:44:43.000 Those people have used that money, and that money has become a part of really large businesses, many, many large businesses.

00:44:50.000 Oh, we're talking about taking from businesses?

00:44:51.000 Well, that's where reparations would have to come from, in my mind.

00:44:53.000 Oh, yeah. 0.99

00:44:54.000 General Electric, fucking, yeah, give me $1,500. 0.99

00:44:57.000 That's one that I think directly should be, like, you have to wonder, like, if you made money, like, what if you used to sell babies? 0.99

00:45:06.000 Yeah.

00:45:06.000 You had a baby selling business.

00:45:08.000 You sold babies, right?

00:45:10.000 And then your grandson inherited all your money from selling babies.

00:45:16.000 Okay.

00:45:17.000 But the grandson's cool.

00:45:18.000 I mean, he just goes golfing and he's not a criminal.

00:45:21.000 It's fine.

00:45:22.000 It's fine.

00:45:22.000 But is it fine?

00:45:23.000 Because didn't his money come from baby selling?

00:45:26.000 Right.

00:45:27.000 Wait a minute.

00:45:28.000 Let's chase this money.

00:45:29.000 It started out, it was this much money, and then your dad got that, and then his dad got that.

00:45:36.000 How many generations?

00:45:38.000 Okay.

00:45:38.000 So you're saying that families who are known plantation owners should have to pay that money back to the black community?

00:45:44.000 Where did it go?

00:45:45.000 Where'd the money go?

00:45:46.000 What was it used for?

00:45:47.000 No, you're right.

00:45:47.000 I mean, it's only 100 years ago.

00:45:49.000 It's 1865. Okay.

00:45:51.000 It's not that long ago.

00:45:52.000 That's so recent.

00:45:53.000 We're just giving it to anybody that's on the census that says they're black, right? 0.79

00:45:57.000 If I'm 8% black, I'm going to get how much of this, you know, the Jones plantation, you know, fortune.

00:46:04.000 I'm not saying that I'm saying that what the the smart thing to do would be to figure out what damage was like if they really objectively looked at what damage was done to communities where Slavery existed for,

00:46:19.000 I mean, how many hundreds of years in this country before it was 400 years!

00:46:25.000 Hundreds of years, right?

00:46:27.000 And then it ends.

00:46:28.000 And then these people live in these cities and they're discriminated against and they're locked up.

00:46:33.000 They would sort of...

00:46:35.000 One thing that I learned about, who was telling us about this, that they would disproportionately arrest black men for all sorts of different crimes?

00:46:42.000 The Reconstruction era is the worst era for black people in America. 0.79

00:46:45.000 It's not so much slavery as it is the Reconstruction era, because then people are just mad that black people are here.

00:46:50.000 Yeah, well, they were also arresting them for, like, small crimes and making them work in prison.

00:46:55.000 Right.

00:46:55.000 Kidnapping people, yeah, making them indentured servants.

00:46:58.000 It's just another form of slavery.

00:47:00.000 It's like through this weird loophole.

00:47:01.000 Like, we can make you a slave again. 0.84

00:47:02.000 We just arrest you for hanging out in the street, and then we put you in this factory and you have to do this for us. 0.63

00:47:07.000 We make nothing.

00:47:09.000 It's basically the same thing as slavery. 0.98

00:47:10.000 When you find out what they make in prisons, when you go, wait a minute, they work for like 13 cents a day or whatever the fuck they get? 0.97

00:47:17.000 Right. 0.96

00:47:17.000 Like, what? 0.96

00:47:18.000 They figure out how to, yeah, they're modernizing slavery.

00:47:20.000 Right.

00:47:20.000 Yeah, because somehow or another that's okay because we got them locked in a box.

00:47:25.000 Like, they're supposed to be punished, right?

00:47:27.000 They're supposed to be rehabilitated and taken off the street, but we're going to make them work for no money. 0.99

00:47:32.000 I know.

00:47:32.000 The white man's so smart.

00:47:33.000 Why don't we, like, black guys, we've got to start making white guys work for us. 0.64

00:47:36.000 Why don't we do the same thing?

00:47:37.000 We're just so smart.

00:47:39.000 Well, all the areas that were affected by that in the 50s and the 60s, there's a residual effect that has never been addressed. 0.93

00:47:49.000 Like, the government has never said, we've got to figure out how to make these spots better, because the reason why they're so fucked up is because slavery was there.

00:47:56.000 And then the subsequent race riots in the 60s, and this quest to... 0.94

00:48:06.000 Figure out what to do with those sort of stop short There's not like like like Baltimore and places like that like Detroit Southside Chicago would just murder every year. 0.88

00:48:17.000 We just accept high numbers High numbers of murder, right?

00:48:22.000 Yeah, it's Westside Chicago.

00:48:23.000 Is that where it all goes down?

00:48:24.000 I mean Southside Westside they're but they're just really poor areas But it's also like how these guys getting guns.

00:48:30.000 Yeah If you can drive around you can get a gun and that's another yeah I just don't know.

00:48:37.000 Like, you have money for guns, but you don't have money to like, I don't know, you know, get a backpack and go to school.

00:48:41.000 Well, also, if you see that around you all the time, the problem is you become a part of that world.

00:48:46.000 If everyone's got a gun and everybody's shooting at everybody and you don't.

00:48:49.000 Yeah.

00:48:50.000 No, you better get one. 1.00

00:48:51.000 You better get a fucking gun. 1.00

00:48:52.000 They're going to try to shoot at you. 1.00

00:48:53.000 You got to shoot back. 0.99

00:48:54.000 Like, what? 0.98

00:48:55.000 We're all shooting?

00:48:56.000 Yeah, you live in a war zone, bro. 0.98

00:48:57.000 Go get a gun.

00:48:58.000 That's what it is.

00:48:59.000 It's not a war zone in terms of its official designation by the government, but it's a war zone.

00:49:07.000 These are undeclared wars.

00:49:09.000 People are shooting at each other.

00:49:11.000 They're warring each other.

00:49:13.000 Hatfields and McCoy, it's a war.

00:49:14.000 It's a civil war.

00:49:15.000 It's like warring tribes. 1.00

00:49:18.000 We have that in fucking Siberia right now, I bet. 0.99

00:49:21.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:49:22.000 How about the Siberian gang fights?

00:49:23.000 Yeah, but that's also...

00:49:24.000 It's everywhere.

00:49:24.000 That's depression.

00:49:25.000 And that's another thing classism does. 0.99

00:49:27.000 It's like, they're telling you to kill yourself because you're just poor and you don't know what to do.

00:49:32.000 And it's like, but that's not true. 0.53

00:49:33.000 I mean... 0.98

00:49:35.000 I'm a black guy like you guys, and I got family members who are in gangs like that, and it sucks down there. 0.73

00:49:40.000 They're so depressed because of what they say, and they don't know how to get out of it.

00:49:43.000 Yeah, and they don't see any pathway, and they don't see anybody who's gotten out of it, so they feel like they're stuck.

00:49:50.000 There's a lot of kids that grow up in bad situations.

00:49:52.000 They feel inferior.

00:49:54.000 Exactly.

00:49:55.000 Yeah, they feel inferior because of the clothes they wear or how much money their family has.

00:49:59.000 But then how do you empower those kids?

00:50:02.000 I think through activities.

00:50:04.000 Yeah.

00:50:05.000 I think getting those kids involved in things that they can get good at, that show that they have value, and that with hard work comes rewards.

00:50:14.000 I mean, some of the greatest success stories in this country are professional athletes coming out of impoverished neighborhoods, and they become these global superstars.

00:50:22.000 Right, but then they stay in their kids' lives, though, don't they?

00:50:25.000 Some of them do.

00:50:26.000 I mean, but they're still there.

00:50:55.000 In this country, it's like even an infrastructure problem.

00:50:58.000 We just sort of accept the fact that it is an infrastructure problem.

00:51:00.000 So if we're going to put money back, if we're going to repair these black communities, put money in the infrastructure, but also you've got to incentivize parents to be there, right? 1.00

00:51:09.000 I think it's a good idea.

00:51:10.000 I like what you're saying because you're not punishing them.

00:51:12.000 No.

00:51:12.000 You're just incentivizing.

00:51:13.000 No.

00:51:14.000 I'm not saying we shouldn't get money just for being black.

00:51:16.000 I'm saying we've got to keep the parents there because that builds a strong community.

00:51:21.000 It really does.

00:51:21.000 I don't know a whole lot about Kamala Harris, but I do know that she's a very powerful, well-spoken lady.

00:51:30.000 But she was talking once about this thing that they did where they had these...

00:51:42.000 I think?

00:51:54.000 I think? 1.00

00:52:08.000 And that this lady had to figure out a way to get her fucking son to show up at school. 1.00

00:52:13.000 Hey, I could go to jail. 0.99

00:52:15.000 You know, and did it work?

00:52:17.000 I'm sure it worked, right?

00:52:19.000 I'm sure everyone was probably terrified.

00:52:21.000 But is that really what we want in America?

00:52:24.000 We want people to be scared that you might go to jail if your kid doesn't go to school.

00:52:29.000 So if the kid doesn't go to school, you're going to lock someone in a cage?

00:52:32.000 That is so threatening.

00:52:34.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:52:34.000 That's so authoritative.

00:52:35.000 There's also homeschool, you know what I mean?

00:52:36.000 I mean, just because he's enrolled, it's almost like, you know, maybe I took him to sick day.

00:52:39.000 Yeah, but if you want to do homeschooling things, I think you have to fill out paperwork, you apply for it, you have to let them know that you're withdrawing your kids from the school system, I think.

00:52:46.000 Right, but how many truancies is this?

00:52:48.000 Is this his first one?

00:52:49.000 I don't know.

00:52:49.000 Is it your first time offender?

00:52:50.000 I don't care if it was a hundred.

00:52:51.000 Yeah.

00:52:52.000 If someone's saying they're going to lock you in jail because your kid doesn't go to school, that's bananas.

00:52:56.000 That's bananas. 1.00

00:52:58.000 He's 16, or whatever the fuck he is. 1.00

00:53:00.000 When you were 16, I was a latchkey kid. 1.00

00:53:03.000 When I was 14, I was out and gone.

00:53:05.000 We lived in a different time, though, Joe.

00:53:07.000 I know, but he's still kids.

00:53:08.000 There's two genders. 1.00

00:53:09.000 Race is race.

00:53:11.000 It's different for us.

00:53:12.000 That's the only thing that bothers me.

00:53:15.000 That just drives me crazy.

00:53:16.000 The idea of the way you fix things is by scaring people and locking them up.

00:53:22.000 That's how the gulags start, man.

00:53:24.000 That's how the Soviet Union becomes this. 0.72

00:53:34.000 What's up?

00:53:35.000 The jail sentences of some parents in multiple counties were, in quotes, what she said, an unintended consequence of a statewide law.

00:53:44.000 But I'm looking further into this in...

00:53:47.000 This is from the Los Angeles Times.

00:53:49.000 Well, it was a speech actually that she gave where she explained how she did it and how it was effective.

00:53:54.000 She was hard on people being truant.

00:53:57.000 I think your idea, what my point was, I think that your idea is better.

00:54:01.000 Because instead of punishing people for not doing it, Incentivizes them for doing it.

00:54:05.000 And if you could set aside...

00:54:07.000 Imagine that as a project, right?

00:54:08.000 You were saying that it takes 18 years to see.

00:54:10.000 If we could fund an 18-year project where they were doing that and just incentivizing kids to succeed, and all of a sudden they just start succeeding like crazy.

00:54:19.000 What if we had a big jump?

00:54:21.000 Because it was like financially...

00:54:23.000 Like you're competing for...

00:54:24.000 That's a great idea.

00:54:25.000 Dude, look at the AAU. By the way, look at all these guys who get popped in college for taking incentives.

00:54:33.000 It's because they're getting their parents' jobs or homes or cars.

00:54:36.000 There's another form.

00:54:37.000 There's another form right there.

00:54:38.000 You know what I mean?

00:54:39.000 College athletes. 0.99

00:54:41.000 Who's getting fucked harder than college athletes? 0.99

00:54:44.000 Exactly. 0.99

00:54:44.000 Who's getting fucked harder than the only thing that's interesting about the event is the athletes performing. 0.99

00:54:53.000 That's it. 1.00

00:54:54.000 And they make ungotts.

00:54:56.000 They make nothing!

00:54:57.000 Yeah, they get like a 40 grand scholarship.

00:54:59.000 The school gives you the opportunity to perform here.

00:55:02.000 Everybody gets here.

00:55:03.000 You get an electrical engineering degree.

00:55:05.000 Like, everybody wants me.

00:55:06.000 What are you talking about?

00:55:07.000 Oh my God, look at this.

00:55:08.000 2016-2017 school year, the NCAA revenue reached $1 billion with a B. $1 billion.

00:55:16.000 And they're a non-profit, right?

00:55:17.000 The athletes get un-gots.

00:55:19.000 Just like get paid to organize the sports events, really.

00:55:22.000 Hey, click on that link.

00:55:23.000 It says NCAA sports make one.

00:55:26.000 That's that business insider.

00:55:28.000 That's one of the real clickbaity.

00:55:30.000 Is that like a, what is it?

00:55:32.000 Or is it a real legit?

00:55:33.000 You just got to figure out who wrote the article.

00:55:35.000 But it's also like what, California is like, they put on a bill, right?

00:55:37.000 They're going to pay the athletes for their likeness.

00:55:40.000 They should pay them to play.

00:55:41.000 You should pay them to play.

00:55:43.000 Who are those people in the audience?

00:55:44.000 All California schools, I think.

00:55:45.000 Those people in the audience.

00:55:46.000 What do they pay for?

00:55:47.000 They're paying for entertainment.

00:55:48.000 They're paying to watch the players.

00:55:48.000 They're paying for entertainment, yeah.

00:55:49.000 They're paying to watch the game.

00:55:50.000 So how come the players don't get a piece?

00:55:53.000 Right.

00:55:53.000 Why don't they do it?

00:55:54.000 Or it's like people are wearing a jersey that says my name on the back.

00:55:56.000 Why can't I get just a piece of that?

00:55:58.000 The idea is that it's not fair.

00:55:59.000 No one else gets anything for anything they do in school.

00:56:01.000 Yeah.

00:56:02.000 But you're stealing from athletes.

00:56:04.000 Well, it makes you professional because you're getting paid for your craft now. 0.99

00:56:07.000 Well, then if the athlete's going to work for free, the fucking show should be free. 0.98

00:56:12.000 It should be free tickets. 1.00

00:56:14.000 Damn. 0.99

00:56:14.000 Anybody could go. 0.99

00:56:16.000 You just broke the internet.

00:56:17.000 That's what it should be.

00:56:18.000 Like, oh, okay.

00:56:18.000 We don't get any money?

00:56:19.000 Well, you don't get any money either.

00:56:20.000 We're doing it for fun?

00:56:21.000 Well, you're doing it for fun. 1.00

00:56:23.000 Dude, if games were free, holy shit. 0.99

00:56:26.000 That's how it should be. 0.99

00:56:26.000 You don't want to pay me? 0.99

00:56:27.000 Free.

00:56:28.000 Everything's free. 1.00

00:56:28.000 You can't charge money and keep it all, you greedy fucks. 1.00

00:56:31.000 That'd be the worst audience, by the way. 1.00

00:56:33.000 The free audience is the worst audience.

00:56:35.000 You know what the weird thing about colleges is the dudes who've graduated and they're rich now and they donate money.

00:56:41.000 Keep that football program alive, Wilson. 0.99

00:56:43.000 They give you a fucking stack. 0.99

00:56:45.000 They're investing in their community, player. 1.00

00:56:46.000 They love it.

00:56:47.000 Like, Jamie loves Columbus teams.

00:56:50.000 Anything from Columbus, he gets a boner for.

00:56:52.000 He gets super...

00:56:53.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:56:54.000 Stay away from this one.

00:56:55.000 Are you watching the basketball tournament? 1.00

00:56:57.000 There's stuff going on at Ohio State with the Epstein shit. 0.99

00:56:59.000 They've invested a lot of money at Ohio State, and they're trying to figure out if they need to give it back or not. 0.99

00:57:04.000 Oh, did he go to Ohio State?

00:57:05.000 He didn't, but he's involved in Columbus business, and so they've given a lot of money to this football team.

00:57:09.000 Have they determined that his...

00:57:12.000 That his money, like how his money was made?

00:57:15.000 Through sex trafficking? 0.55

00:57:16.000 Oh, yeah.

00:57:18.000 Like Epstein's money?

00:57:18.000 Yeah.

00:57:19.000 I don't know.

00:57:20.000 I don't know.

00:57:21.000 I mean, I know he was managing that one guy's money.

00:57:22.000 I mean, how much from sex trafficking?

00:57:24.000 Because that would make him a plantation owner.

00:57:26.000 Like, in a sense, right?

00:57:28.000 Because he's like, he's giving out flesh, he's getting paid for flesh.

00:57:33.000 What was his, allegedly what he did was he would find young girls and get them to give massages.

00:57:39.000 And they'd be like, you guys should, you know.

00:57:41.000 Yeah.

00:57:42.000 Getting my tribe.

00:57:44.000 Yeah.

00:57:45.000 The prosecutor.

00:57:46.000 I don't know how mad you are.

00:57:47.000 The prosecutor had a real creepy way of describing it, too.

00:57:50.000 He said that he thought it was impossible for him to control.

00:57:54.000 That his impulses were impossible for him to control, and he was a great flight risk.

00:57:58.000 So they didn't want him to have...

00:58:00.000 See if that's true.

00:58:01.000 So his therapist was saying this.

00:58:02.000 So they're trying to protect him, but it's also like, are they trying to cure him?

00:58:05.000 See if that quote is true, because I'm pretty high right now.

00:58:09.000 The prosecutor said that the Epstein fellow had impulses that were impossible to control.

00:58:19.000 That's how he felt.

00:58:20.000 But a lot of those guys, they say that, right?

00:58:21.000 Even like the Jared, all the guys say that.

00:58:24.000 That's the thing, apparently, about pedophiles.

00:58:26.000 Yeah.

00:58:26.000 Is that the recidivism rate's so high.

00:58:29.000 When they get...

00:58:30.000 If they do go to jail and then they get released, boy, man, they do it again.

00:58:33.000 Right, because I got away.

00:58:34.000 I can do that.

00:58:35.000 I can deal with that.

00:58:36.000 It's not just that.

00:58:36.000 I think they're broken.

00:58:37.000 I think it's like a... 0.91

00:58:39.000 You know that screen that was just all fucked up? 0.97

00:58:41.000 That's them. 0.98

00:58:42.000 That's them.

00:58:42.000 It's a glitch, yeah.

00:58:43.000 Yeah, I think...

00:58:43.000 I don't think we should assume that...

00:58:47.000 If your brain is working well and your body is working well, you just can't assume that everybody's is.

00:58:52.000 But then it's also like, you feel bad for...

00:58:54.000 We feel guys who are born with severe cerebral palsy, right?

00:58:58.000 In a sense, that's what's happening to them.

00:59:00.000 They can't control this urge, but then it's also how do you fix that instead of shaming them.

00:59:04.000 Right, and a lot of it is apparently a lot of pedophilia is brought through sexual trauma, right?

00:59:10.000 So if someone is molested as a young child, apparently there's a higher likelihood that they can...

00:59:19.000 So it's like the HIV virus. 0.67

00:59:21.000 It's just, you're breaking someone's wiring, like the wiring to the way they interface with the world at a young age, and you're fucking up their life in a horrible way.

00:59:33.000 They say that about Michael Jackson, right?

00:59:34.000 It's like he got touched early, so then it was like he was using that as like, hey, this is normal to me.

00:59:39.000 Yeah, what did he ever allege happened to him?

00:59:42.000 Did he ever explain what happened to him?

00:59:45.000 No.

00:59:45.000 There was something where he was talking about how he had all the surgery so he didn't have to look like his father.

00:59:50.000 I remember that.

00:59:52.000 Really?

00:59:52.000 Yeah.

00:59:53.000 But that's also...

00:59:53.000 It could also be that...

00:59:54.000 So he was scared of his father.

00:59:56.000 Yeah.

00:59:56.000 And every time he looked in the mirror, he saw his father.

00:59:57.000 Yeah.

00:59:58.000 Man in the mirror.

00:59:59.000 Yeah.

01:00:00.000 I don't think that's what it's about.

01:00:01.000 I don't think that's what it's about.

01:00:02.000 It's not about Joe Jackson. 0.99

01:00:03.000 I think it's about getting your shit together. 0.99

01:00:07.000 They also say because he bought the Beatles catalog that that's a smear campaign and they paid those kids off to say that about him. 1.00

01:00:14.000 That's ridiculous. 0.80

01:00:16.000 It's a great conspiracy theory. 0.96

01:00:17.000 I think people are...

01:00:20.000 You know, they're crazy if they think it's normal for a guy to have a bunch of kids sleep in his bed.

01:00:27.000 He was weird!

01:00:29.000 You know, Mike was on drugs!

01:00:32.000 Off the charts bananas that anybody would let their kid stay there.

01:00:36.000 Off the charts bananas.

01:00:37.000 It is.

01:00:38.000 Also, Mike was off the charts.

01:00:41.000 Yeah.

01:00:42.000 He had so many hits. 1.00

01:00:43.000 The more hits you have, the more shit you can get away with until eventually... 0.99

01:00:47.000 It says, okay, Berman's dismissed a request for bail because Epstein's impulses are not likely to have abated or been successfully suppressed. 0.99

01:00:56.000 That's not exactly.

01:00:57.000 That makes more sense.

01:00:59.000 I paraphrased hard.

01:01:01.000 Is the Florida governor?

01:01:02.000 That's how rumors get started.

01:01:04.000 So this is in Florida.

01:01:05.000 You can get away with anything there.

01:01:06.000 You used to be able to.

01:01:06.000 They're tightening it down on Florida.

01:01:08.000 Thank God.

01:01:10.000 Look, Florida.

01:01:11.000 2019, it took you this long?

01:01:13.000 Well, Florida was the place where the pain pill mills existed, where they have the management centers, the pain management centers, right next to an OxyContin store.

01:01:20.000 Dude.

01:01:21.000 So you go to the doctor, you tell me, my back's killing me.

01:01:24.000 The doctor's like, you need pain pills.

01:01:26.000 He's like, I do need pain pills.

01:01:28.000 We're good to go.

01:01:43.000 It's crazy.

01:01:44.000 It's got a history of high.

01:01:45.000 I feel like the chaos of the 80s, of all the cocaine, is burned into the psyche of the landmass.

01:01:53.000 And then the alligators moved in.

01:01:54.000 It made it even more reptilian.

01:01:56.000 It made it more reptilian?

01:01:58.000 When I was a kid, I lived there.

01:01:59.000 Did you really?

01:02:00.000 I lived in Gainesville.

01:02:02.000 Gainesville, Florida.

01:02:03.000 That's North Florida, right?

01:02:04.000 North?

01:02:04.000 I don't know if it's North.

01:02:05.000 Is it North?

01:02:06.000 Sort of-ish?

01:02:07.000 Middle-ish? 0.90

01:02:08.000 Sort of middle?

01:02:08.000 Okay.

01:02:09.000 I mean, we were around alligators, but they were endangered back then.

01:02:13.000 Were they?

01:02:28.000 Jesus.

01:02:29.000 Yeah.

01:02:29.000 I didn't see it happen, but I came after it happened and people were all freaked out.

01:02:34.000 And they were telling you to stop feeding the marshmallows.

01:02:38.000 We would feed alligators marshmallows.

01:02:39.000 And they'd keep coming back.

01:02:40.000 Well, the thing is they liked the marshmallows.

01:02:43.000 So you knew if you threw the marshmallows, the alligator would come up and eat it.

01:02:46.000 And they got used to eating marshmallows.

01:02:48.000 And then there was signs.

01:02:49.000 They said, don't have the alligators eat marshmallows because it's apparently bad for their digestive system and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 0.99

01:02:54.000 They can shit everywhere? 0.97

01:02:56.000 They can eat a whole dog with a collar on. 0.99

01:02:58.000 Yeah.

01:02:59.000 That's better for their digestion. 1.00

01:03:01.000 I mean, it's not...

01:03:03.000 It's spitting out the dog's collar.

01:03:05.000 It's swallowing that collar. 0.99

01:03:07.000 It's going to shit out that metal buckle. 0.98

01:03:09.000 You really think a marshmallow is going to stop? 0.92

01:03:12.000 So this attitude that they had that they wanted to bring back the alligator, it was a good thing because they really were on the verge of extinction.

01:03:20.000 But then it became the opposite.

01:03:23.000 So now alligators are everywhere.

01:03:25.000 So now alligators are everywhere.

01:03:27.000 People find them in their house.

01:03:28.000 They find them in their pool.

01:03:30.000 They're snatching people up.

01:03:32.000 They become rats. 0.97

01:03:33.000 Like rats in New York.

01:03:35.000 They're everywhere.

01:03:36.000 Did you see that one that was really recently filmed walking across a golf course?

01:03:41.000 No.

01:03:42.000 It is a dinosaur.

01:03:44.000 Really?

01:03:44.000 It's 15 feet long.

01:03:46.000 I do love the gator, though. 0.99

01:03:48.000 I fucking love the gator, though. 0.99

01:03:50.000 It's an awesome animal. 0.99

01:03:50.000 Yeah, it really is. 0.99

01:03:51.000 It's an awesome animal.

01:03:52.000 See if you can find the video, the video of the giant alligator.

01:03:56.000 And they said, by the way, that this alligator is probably somewhere in the neighborhood of 80 years old.

01:04:02.000 Yeah.

01:04:03.000 He's 80 years old.

01:04:05.000 Okay.

01:04:05.000 80 years old.

01:04:06.000 That's an 80-year-old alligator.

01:04:08.000 God.

01:04:09.000 He never experienced any kind of racism or Jim Crow laws.

01:04:13.000 They're just...

01:04:14.000 Yeah.

01:04:15.000 Walking through...

01:04:15.000 Eating machine.

01:04:17.000 Yeah.

01:04:18.000 Yeah.

01:04:19.000 Good for them.

01:04:20.000 But here it is.

01:04:21.000 Look at this. 1.00

01:04:22.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:04:23.000 You weren't lying. 1.00

01:04:23.000 Oh, my God. 1.00

01:04:24.000 He's 80 years old?

01:04:26.000 That's an 80-year-old alligator.

01:04:27.000 He's moving kind of fresh.

01:04:29.000 They say the ones that are really big, when they get to be that 15-foot length, a lot of those are really old.

01:04:36.000 50, 60, 80. No arthritis.

01:04:38.000 I mean, God.

01:04:38.000 My friend shot one, and it was more than 80 years old.

01:04:42.000 Shout out to John Dudley.

01:04:44.000 That is a dinosaur. 1.00

01:04:46.000 That is a goddamn dinosaur. 1.00

01:04:48.000 Wow. 1.00

01:04:48.000 That means... 1.00

01:04:49.000 Rewind that again, because we're both super high.

01:04:52.000 I mean, what is he even doing?

01:04:54.000 Imagine seeing that.

01:04:56.000 Brian Moses.

01:04:56.000 You're in your yard.

01:04:57.000 You're chilling, hanging out, on your phone, got your feet up, and you see that walking across your yard. 1.00

01:05:03.000 Yeah, I gotta get the fuck out of Florida. 0.99

01:05:04.000 You're like, how close is that to me? 1.00

01:05:06.000 What the fuck? 0.99

01:05:07.000 I mean, that's super dope. 1.00

01:05:09.000 I mean, look at that thing.

01:05:10.000 He's got a scab there, too.

01:05:11.000 How much do you think that weighs?

01:05:15.000 Let's go half a ton. 0.99

01:05:16.000 500 pounds?

01:05:17.000 I think a thousand easy.

01:05:19.000 Did you see the guy's fishing?

01:05:20.000 That's a 500, Jesus Christ. 0.82

01:05:22.000 I am high. 0.95

01:05:22.000 He's reeling in a big-ass fish, and the gator wants it, and starts chasing him on land, and the guy's like, get the fuck out of the way, get out of the way. 0.95

01:05:28.000 Oh my God. 0.98

01:05:30.000 It's a thousand-pound gator.

01:05:31.000 It's not that big, but it's big.

01:05:32.000 That's a lot of church shoes.

01:05:34.000 It's so big.

01:05:36.000 It's a lot of church shoes.

01:05:37.000 These things, they live amongst us, and they eat dogs, and they eat deer, and everything else they can get their hands. 0.99

01:05:44.000 They have to eat a lot of food to maintain that fucking mass. 1.00

01:05:47.000 Is this it? 0.99

01:05:49.000 So the guy, oh my god, he's got the fish.

01:05:51.000 Oh, he's got a fish.

01:05:52.000 He pulls it in, the gator's chasing him. 1.00

01:05:54.000 Holy shit. 1.00

01:05:56.000 Oh, fuck, man. 1.00

01:05:57.000 Whoa. 1.00

01:05:58.000 Look how agile he is.

01:05:59.000 For 80?

01:06:00.000 Dude, they move quick.

01:06:02.000 I don't know who knows how old that one is.

01:06:04.000 That could be a younger one.

01:06:05.000 Oh, he's stealing this dude's fish.

01:06:07.000 Yeah, keep the fish. 0.79

01:06:08.000 Wow.

01:06:08.000 He's got robbed for his fish.

01:06:10.000 He just got jacked.

01:06:12.000 That does not look like a crocodile.

01:06:15.000 Yeah, I was going to say that doesn't look like an alligator.

01:06:16.000 That's a crocodile.

01:06:17.000 What's the difference?

01:06:18.000 Crocodiles have like a pointier snout and they're way more aggressive. 1.00

01:06:21.000 Okay, so don't fuck with a croc. 1.00

01:06:23.000 Alligators are better. 1.00

01:06:24.000 Yeah, oh my god, they're better.

01:06:25.000 If there was as many crocodiles as there are alligators in Florida, way more people would be getting jacked.

01:06:30.000 Oh, so croc is, okay, whoa. 0.99

01:06:32.000 Crocs will fuck everybody up. 1.00

01:06:34.000 Crocs do not discriminate. 1.00

01:06:35.000 They get water buffaloes, people, they don't give a fuck. 1.00

01:06:39.000 They're real aggressive, too. 0.98

01:06:40.000 There was this one video of...

01:06:42.000 They had an alligator farm, and they were raising alligators, and then they had one crocodile. 1.00

01:06:47.000 And so when it came time to feeding, the one crocodile was like, bitch, down! 1.00

01:06:50.000 Sit the fuck down! 1.00

01:06:51.000 Climbing on top of these alligators. 1.00

01:06:52.000 Like roosters and hens.

01:06:53.000 Yeah, but he was on the top of all the alligators. 1.00

01:06:56.000 Fuck the fuck off of here! 1.00

01:06:57.000 And just took control and was getting the food. 1.00

01:06:59.000 Way more aggressive.

01:07:00.000 Will a crocodile eat an alligator?

01:07:03.000 That's a good question.

01:07:04.000 They eat each other.

01:07:05.000 Do they really?

01:07:06.000 Which one's a caiman?

01:07:07.000 Where's a caiman from?

01:07:07.000 That's a crocodile, but it's a very small crocodile.

01:07:10.000 Okay.

01:07:10.000 Caimans are small.

01:07:11.000 They live in the Amazon.

01:07:12.000 Have you eaten crocodile?

01:07:13.000 No.

01:07:14.000 Or a gator?

01:07:14.000 Yeah.

01:07:15.000 I was an alligator. 0.98

01:07:16.000 I had it at a place that was like a fucking TGI Fridays type joint, and it wasn't the best. 0.98

01:07:22.000 It wasn't TGI Fridays, but it was one of the Applebee's type places. 0.98

01:07:25.000 Right, like a chain that serves gator.

01:07:28.000 And it wasn't fresh, but apparently when you get it fresh, right off the gator, it's supposed to be really good.

01:07:34.000 I think any meat could be like that, you know what I mean?

01:07:36.000 Even rat.

01:07:36.000 Yeah.

01:07:38.000 But the alligator thing is like, did you eat the gator?

01:07:40.000 Yeah, we did.

01:07:41.000 We went crazy.

01:07:42.000 What a weekend.

01:07:44.000 You know?

01:07:45.000 Yeah, my brother and sister live down there, and my brother got a gun pulled on them.

01:07:49.000 Whoa.

01:07:49.000 Yeah, by like a delivery driver.

01:07:51.000 Whoa.

01:07:52.000 So, my brother is a little baby, my little niece, and they're with her.

01:07:58.000 It's my brother and her in the back.

01:08:00.000 And then...

01:08:01.000 He's driving us in the neighborhood.

01:08:02.000 He's going on the speed limit, right?

01:08:03.000 Like maybe like five to ten miles an hour, maybe a little slower.

01:08:06.000 And there's a delivery driver behind him.

01:08:08.000 Delivery driver gets mad, starts honking at him, is behind him, right?

01:08:12.000 My brother-in-law pulls into their driveway.

01:08:14.000 Delivery driver pulls him behind him and is like, what do you want to do, man?

01:08:18.000 And it flashes a gun on him.

01:08:19.000 And my brother, who's like, he's as big as you, he's like a bodybuilder.

01:08:21.000 And he was like, I don't want to do anything, man.

01:08:24.000 He's like, I just want to know why you're honking at me.

01:08:25.000 I got my daughter in the back.

01:08:27.000 You know, she's like, less than a year old.

01:08:29.000 And the guy's just like, I'm not making this a race thing!

01:08:31.000 And he's like, I'm not saying this is a race thing.

01:08:34.000 Yeah.

01:08:35.000 So he's just like, well, because my brother was in the military, and he kept calling the guy sir.

01:08:41.000 And the guy's like, you calling me sir?

01:08:42.000 Are you in the military?

01:08:43.000 And he's just like, I am, sir.

01:08:44.000 I am in the military.

01:08:45.000 And he's just like, well, you're disgraced in the military.

01:08:46.000 And he's just like, I just went slow enough because my daughter's in the back and you're behind me.

01:08:51.000 So he's like, I don't understand what the deal is here.

01:08:53.000 And the guy just kept trying to egg him on to try to provoke a fight because they're standing your ground.

01:08:58.000 Oh.

01:08:59.000 Yeah.

01:08:59.000 I mean, when I heard about it, I was terrified.

01:09:02.000 My sister was shook.

01:09:03.000 She had to come home from work because it's like, you know, the baby's in the back and this guy just pulled up into your driveway and he's just like, if Quincy would have made a move and that guy shot him, that guy would have been on the right.

01:09:14.000 How much of that's going on?

01:09:15.000 It's probably happening all the time.

01:09:16.000 Look what happened to Trayvon.

01:09:18.000 That's a uniquely incompetent security guard, too, though.

01:09:22.000 I mean, he was getting smashed.

01:09:24.000 He's getting his head bounced off the curb.

01:09:25.000 By a 15-year-old, right. 1.00

01:09:27.000 That kid was fucking him up when he pulled that gun out. 0.99

01:09:30.000 That happened in Florida, too. 0.99

01:09:31.000 Wasn't that in a parking lot, right?

01:09:32.000 Where a guy thought he was being threatened by a dude with his kids in the car, and then he shot the guy.

01:09:37.000 There's a parking lot in Florida.

01:09:39.000 I don't know that one.

01:09:40.000 I think that happened either last year or something, but that's definitely a recent one.

01:09:43.000 People just having guns all the time seems like a great idea, but people like that having guns.

01:09:50.000 That's when it becomes a problem.

01:09:51.000 Somebody knows that you don't have a gun, and they're trying to goad you into something so they can shoot you like an outlaw Josie Wales movie.

01:09:58.000 That's not someone defending themselves.

01:10:00.000 That's the weapon.

01:10:01.000 That's why guns are creepy.

01:10:02.000 It's not creepy because a guy like you has a gun.

01:10:05.000 You're a great guy.

01:10:06.000 You're not going to rob anybody.

01:10:07.000 I don't need a gun either.

01:10:08.000 You wouldn't have a gun.

01:10:09.000 But if you did have a gun, I wouldn't be nervous.

01:10:11.000 I'd be like, well, Moses has a gun.

01:10:12.000 He can handle it.

01:10:14.000 Yeah, I'm not looking at...

01:10:15.000 There's some people that aren't good guys, right?

01:10:17.000 If those not good guys get a gun...

01:10:20.000 This was the one he was talking about where the guy was...

01:10:22.000 It's a big stand-your-ground case.

01:10:23.000 He was on the ground with his hands up.

01:10:25.000 And he got shot still.

01:10:27.000 Really?

01:10:27.000 Because the guy said he felt threatened or something, I believe.

01:10:30.000 That's all they need is a reason, dude.

01:10:32.000 That's all they need is a reason to Florida.

01:10:34.000 He's on the ground on his knees and the guy shot him?

01:10:36.000 Yeah.

01:10:37.000 Oh my god.

01:10:38.000 Yeah.

01:10:41.000 Jesus Christ.

01:10:42.000 I mean, when do you not shoot someone? 0.98

01:10:46.000 Are you willing to shoot them if they flattened out? 0.66

01:10:50.000 I thought it was always like if somebody's attacking you, I thought. 0.98

01:10:53.000 I mean, you're on the offense.

01:10:55.000 Do you have to flatten out?

01:10:56.000 Yeah.

01:10:58.000 No, you have to offer them money.

01:11:00.000 Please don't shoot me.

01:11:01.000 Yeah, here's how much I think my life is.

01:11:02.000 When would you accuse him?

01:11:04.000 I mean, if he shot the guy while the guy was flattened out, what about then?

01:11:09.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:11:10.000 Do you think they'd have the same reaction?

01:11:13.000 Because the reaction they had when they saw him with his hands up on his knees...

01:11:16.000 I think they'd still be mad, yeah.

01:11:17.000 I don't know how mad you are with a gun in your hand, with a weapon in your hand, to be like, I'm playing God right now to this guy. 0.93

01:11:23.000 I can kill this man right now, or this person right here. 0.73

01:11:26.000 So yeah, I don't think it would matter. 1.00

01:11:27.000 Would they accuse him?

01:11:28.000 What I'm saying is, would they accuse him?

01:11:29.000 Because he got away with it, right?

01:11:32.000 No, he was accused though, right?

01:11:33.000 He wasn't charged for this.

01:11:35.000 They didn't charge him?

01:11:36.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:11:37.000 What?

01:11:38.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:11:39.000 The guy that he shot?

01:11:40.000 He wasn't arrested yet.

01:11:41.000 He's deciding to stay in your ground law.

01:11:43.000 I'm reading right here from the AP. Sheriff won't arrest parking lot shooter.

01:11:46.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:11:47.000 Oh, so they can't even charge him?

01:11:48.000 No.

01:11:48.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:11:49.000 They're not going to charge him.

01:11:50.000 You can't challenge that rule?

01:11:52.000 Like in football?

01:11:53.000 That's not a red flag?

01:11:55.000 He said he felt threatened.

01:11:57.000 And the black guy was just like, dude, I was on the ground and there's closed circuit footage of it.

01:12:02.000 Yep.

01:12:03.000 My question was, what if he had lied down?

01:12:06.000 Lied down flat on the ground?

01:12:07.000 Would then he be...

01:12:08.000 I mean, when would they...

01:12:10.000 What would the line be where they decide to charge him?

01:12:14.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:12:14.000 Right, right.

01:12:15.000 They don't charge a guy when he's on his knees.

01:12:16.000 Okay, will you charge him when he's lying down? 0.96

01:12:18.000 If the guy's lying down, you just execute him. 0.99

01:12:20.000 Right. 0.97

01:12:20.000 Does that still stand your ground? 0.97

01:12:22.000 There is a manslaughter trial, apparently now, updated as of June 18th.

01:12:27.000 Manslaughter?

01:12:28.000 Oh, he killed that guy.

01:12:29.000 They're looking to call the sheriff as a defense witness. 0.88

01:12:31.000 That's insane.

01:12:32.000 Insane.

01:12:33.000 There's certain people that shouldn't have a gun, right? 0.95

01:12:35.000 Now, there's certain people, a lot of seasoned law enforcement people and people with good dispositions that would never, in their fucking wildest dreams, shoot someone who was on their knees, would never threaten anybody with a gun, and they have a gun purely for self-defense. 0.64

01:12:50.000 That's a different thing. 0.74

01:12:52.000 Everybody can have a gun. 1.00

01:12:54.000 You're gonna get a certain number of those fucking guys. 1.00

01:12:58.000 And they think they're in the right. 1.00

01:13:02.000 Yeah, I think we all got to get guns.

01:13:04.000 I mean, like, is that not the move?

01:13:07.000 Do we not all get guns?

01:13:08.000 This is America.

01:13:09.000 We can be racist and have guns and be on drugs.

01:13:12.000 Well, you have to be on drugs now.

01:13:13.000 It's new.

01:13:14.000 Right.

01:13:15.000 It's going to come to a point in time.

01:13:17.000 Could you imagine?

01:13:18.000 How scary are you of your kids to go to school now?

01:13:20.000 It's scary.

01:13:20.000 Right.

01:13:21.000 When you have children, you're very vulnerable, you know?

01:13:23.000 You feel more filled with love than ever before, but you also feel more filled with fear because you're worried.

01:13:31.000 I mean, that's one of the things that the Romans always knew.

01:13:33.000 So make people have families.

01:13:35.000 You can control them if they have families. 1.00

01:13:36.000 Oh, that's fucking powerful. 0.99

01:13:39.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:13:39.000 You can control your families. 1.00

01:13:41.000 You can't control young dudes.

01:13:43.000 Right.

01:13:44.000 Young dudes with swords.

01:13:45.000 Yeah.

01:13:46.000 Who are single.

01:13:47.000 You want them to get shacked up and have kids. 1.00

01:13:49.000 Right.

01:13:50.000 That way they stop doing that.

01:13:51.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:13:51.000 And then you got to kill somebody's kids every now and then. 0.99

01:13:54.000 Keep them in line. 0.99

01:13:55.000 Jesus, Joe.

01:13:56.000 And that's what they did.

01:13:56.000 Bro, I mean, that's what they did.

01:13:58.000 They did that from time-honored tradition. 0.98

01:14:02.000 You kill somebody's kid to keep them in line. 0.99

01:14:04.000 Right. 0.99

01:14:04.000 They've done it in the mafia. 0.99

01:14:06.000 They've done it with a lot of people.

01:14:07.000 I mean, it's always been something that people do to put fear in people.

01:14:10.000 You get people to, when you have a lot more to lose when you have a family, they look at it that way.

01:14:15.000 There's certain people that, I mean, when you study how to get people to listen to you and to behave and how to strike fear into populace, that's why they don't want abortion laws.

01:14:26.000 Hmm.

01:14:29.000 Wow, that's deep.

01:14:31.000 If there is someone that is really thinking, we need to make sure that people have families so that they'll be more vulnerable.

01:14:44.000 If there is someone that is following that philosophy, which is not my thought.

01:14:48.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:14:49.000 You said the Romans said that.

01:14:49.000 But it's been around forever.

01:14:51.000 This is like a commonly thought of...

01:14:54.000 Humans born, they think that we have to keep families to keep them in line.

01:14:57.000 Well, when you talk about authoritarian figures, like people that want to have an iron fist to control the population, the last thing you want is a bunch of young single guys running around with no attachments. 0.98

01:15:10.000 Because that's how coups get successfully completed. 0.99

01:15:12.000 A bunch of young mercenaries just decide to take over your fucking building, expendable style, and shoot everybody. 1.00

01:15:19.000 You don't want that. 1.00

01:15:20.000 Yeah, because they have nothing to lose.

01:15:21.000 Right.

01:15:21.000 You want a guy who loves his wife, and loves his kids, and he's got...

01:15:26.000 Yeah, he's got something to lose, and that's how you keep a society in order.

01:15:31.000 And that's why you shouldn't be getting rid of babies.

01:15:33.000 No condoms, no babies.

01:15:34.000 No birth control, no babies. 0.81

01:15:35.000 If someone really was plotting out a culture that way, like really masterminding it and really saying that, not just knowing that it is the case that people do change when they have children, but then doing this and promoting this on purpose, specifically to control people.

01:15:50.000 If that was the case...

01:15:52.000 Yeah, they would do that.

01:15:53.000 They would do that too.

01:15:54.000 They would work against abortion because they would want more people to have more kids so that they can control them. 0.98

01:16:00.000 That makes sense.

01:16:01.000 Well good.

01:16:02.000 Crazy to think that way.

01:16:04.000 But it would only be like one factor.

01:16:06.000 I think the major factor is religion.

01:16:08.000 Because if you are pro-life and a candidate is pro-choice, In your mind, a lot of times people decide that that person is against, like, God's law.

01:16:24.000 That person wants to kill children. 0.84

01:16:27.000 Right. 0.93

01:16:27.000 So they almost feel, like, compelled to vote I think? 0.93

01:16:53.000 You know?

01:16:53.000 This husband didn't stay, that kind of thing.

01:16:55.000 And you're making these communities, you know, depressed and sad, you know?

01:16:59.000 And then you guys who said, no, you have to have that.

01:17:01.000 You're not raising this kid, you know?

01:17:03.000 You're not putting money in this family's pocket.

01:17:06.000 All these things you're saying are true.

01:17:07.000 Yeah.

01:17:08.000 It's one of those things where you could see two...

01:17:12.000 Two distinct patterns, but infinite different varieties of the world sucks because the baby was born, or the world is amazing because the baby's born.

01:17:21.000 Right.

01:17:21.000 Tim Tebow says that, you know?

01:17:23.000 That's the thing, man.

01:17:24.000 It's true, though. 0.82

01:17:24.000 Tim Tebow's awesome. 0.82

01:17:25.000 It's true with all...

01:17:27.000 I mean, you never know.

01:17:28.000 You never know.

01:17:29.000 But it's whose decision should it be and what is it?

01:17:32.000 That's the real question.

01:17:33.000 Like, what is abortion?

01:17:35.000 Right.

01:17:35.000 What is it?

01:17:36.000 Is it killing a baby or is it a medical procedure?

01:17:39.000 Like, which one is it?

01:17:40.000 Oof.

01:17:41.000 It's a slippery slope.

01:17:42.000 That's where the debate falls in pro-choice or pro-life.

01:17:47.000 It's not that these pro-choice people are evil people.

01:17:51.000 No.

01:17:52.000 They just don't want anybody dictating.

01:17:54.000 I mean, it's not like an evil organization that's Right.

01:18:02.000 Right.

01:18:18.000 Right.

01:18:20.000 Right.

01:18:21.000 Right.

01:18:23.000 Right.

01:18:24.000 Right.

01:18:36.000 That's a narrative that, you know, that's how they really believe.

01:18:41.000 And people demonize people on both sides of it, as if they're so different.

01:18:45.000 And there's no way you could ever think any differently than the way you're thinking it right now.

01:18:49.000 No, I think you broke it down just like, is it a medical procedure?

01:18:52.000 Or is it, you know, the other way?

01:18:53.000 And I think that's hard to get into. 0.98

01:18:56.000 It is fucking very hard. 0.94

01:18:58.000 I mean, we'll be debating that until the end of time. 1.00

01:19:00.000 Well, it's one of the most human subjects because it shows how complicated shit really is. 0.99

01:19:07.000 And if you try to pretend it's not, then you get into late-term abortions. 0.99

01:19:11.000 You're like, well, what's up there?

01:19:14.000 When does it get weird for you?

01:19:16.000 When does it get weird?

01:19:16.000 Is it six months?

01:19:18.000 Does it get weird then?

01:19:18.000 Look, it's weird.

01:19:19.000 I'm not saying you shouldn't be able to have an abortion or should be.

01:19:23.000 I'm not saying either of those things.

01:19:25.000 I'm just saying to deny the weirdness.

01:19:28.000 The nicest term that I could come up with is weirdness, right?

01:19:32.000 It is weird.

01:19:33.000 I had a...

01:19:33.000 I got a girl pregnant when I was a teenager, and she had an abortion.

01:19:38.000 I'm sorry.

01:19:39.000 She had a miscarriage.

01:19:41.000 Nature's abortion.

01:19:42.000 And then she would... 0.97

01:19:44.000 I remember it was eight weeks or nine weeks, and she was flushing out chunks of what she was calling the baby.

01:19:49.000 So, I mean, that's at like eight to nine weeks, everybody.

01:19:51.000 Jesus Christ.

01:19:52.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:19:53.000 So...

01:19:53.000 Wow.

01:19:54.000 Yeah.

01:19:54.000 And she shouldn't have had a baby.

01:19:56.000 She was on crystal meth.

01:19:57.000 I mean, that shouldn't have happened.

01:19:58.000 So, thank whatever higher power did that for us.

01:20:01.000 But...

01:20:02.000 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

01:20:03.000 That's why it's so messy, and it really is messy because you don't know what is what.

01:20:09.000 It traumatized her.

01:20:12.000 Makes sense.

01:20:14.000 It's a crazy process that the human body goes through that men will never really understand because there's never going to be an opportunity where a body grows inside your body and then comes out of your body.

01:20:28.000 The way a woman experiences. 0.99

01:20:30.000 I mean, that's some alien shit. 1.00

01:20:31.000 Dude, women experience something that is so alien to anything that males experience. 1.00

01:20:37.000 They grow a body inside of them.

01:20:39.000 It's so different in terms of how they interface with the world.

01:20:45.000 Yeah.

01:21:07.000 We just shoot loads.

01:21:08.000 It's so easy.

01:21:10.000 What we do when we don't have a baby and what we do when we have a baby is the exact same thing. 0.92

01:21:17.000 When you have sex with a woman and she gets impregnated, it feels like regular sex to us. 0.75

01:21:24.000 And we have sex all the time and you don't get pregnant and then all of a sudden you are. 0.89

01:21:28.000 So it's weird.

01:21:29.000 We didn't even do anything.

01:21:31.000 We just had sex. 0.98

01:21:31.000 We normally have sex. 0.98

01:21:33.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:21:33.000 You had sex and now there's an extra person. 0.99

01:21:35.000 Like, whoa! 0.98

01:21:36.000 Like, what?

01:21:37.000 But there's a lot of times...

01:21:38.000 So you associate sex with pleasure.

01:21:40.000 Right.

01:21:41.000 Like, it is, obviously.

01:21:43.000 But when you have a baby, you're like, oh, it does that?

01:21:46.000 It does that, yes.

01:21:47.000 That's what it does?

01:21:48.000 Yeah. 0.78

01:21:49.000 Sex does that. 0.99

01:21:50.000 Wow.

01:21:50.000 So for a man, there's no difference in what happens to his body, right?

01:21:55.000 Like, when he's having sex and a baby's conceived versus when he's having sex and nothing.

01:22:00.000 It's just fun.

01:22:02.000 There's no difference to him.

01:22:03.000 He doesn't feel a difference. 0.99

01:22:04.000 Whereas a woman, literally, her body will fucking grow. 1.00

01:22:07.000 A person inside of you... 1.00

01:22:09.000 A person with a brain that she's sharing vessels and things with.

01:22:13.000 This thing's kicking inside of her. 0.90

01:22:15.000 That experience... 1.00

01:22:17.000 It'll fuck you up.

01:22:18.000 For a man, it's just, I mean, I would, I do not, like, if there was a way that you could record what it's like to be someone, and then they give you, like, a little chip, and you would slip it in there, and I could see you, like, you would allow people all of your feelings, 0.89

01:22:35.000 the way your skin feels, the way your emotions are, the way your psychology is set up, you would allow people to literally be you for a couple days.

01:22:44.000 And the chip would do that?

01:22:45.000 Yeah, this chip would just sit in your head and you would be that person.

01:22:49.000 I would like to feel what it's like to be pregnant.

01:22:53.000 Really?

01:22:53.000 Yeah.

01:22:54.000 You want to feel that rip, that pain?

01:22:56.000 No, not the birth part. 1.00

01:22:58.000 Fuck that. 1.00

01:22:59.000 I don't want the dick. 1.00

01:22:59.000 Such a straight male answer. 1.00

01:23:01.000 Yeah.

01:23:01.000 Right.

01:23:02.000 I don't want to get fucked. 1.00

01:23:03.000 I don't want to get fucked. 1.00

01:23:04.000 I don't want to... 1.00

01:23:05.000 Imagine if that was the only way you could feel it.

01:23:07.000 Right.

01:23:07.000 But I would wonder what it would like to, first of all, be a maternal woman.

01:23:13.000 I mean, I'm really curious as to what the hormones feel like, what it must feel like.

01:23:18.000 Because I don't think we...

01:23:19.000 You know, when you see a woman, you try to understand, like, what's the world through her eyes? 1.00

01:23:24.000 Right.

01:23:25.000 You're never going to...

01:23:26.000 Feel the way she feels.

01:23:27.000 I'm never going to look at somebody else and be like, oh, they can kill me right now all the time.

01:23:31.000 You know what I mean?

01:23:31.000 Yeah, that too.

01:23:32.000 That's a huge part.

01:23:33.000 But I mean, even just interfacing with the world through a different type of human body, a female human body versus a male human body in terms of like estrogen and the testosterone ratio and how your maternal instincts and oxytocin and all these different variables.

01:23:49.000 Yeah.

01:23:50.000 Heightened sensitivity in certain situations.

01:23:54.000 They have superpowers, actually.

01:23:56.000 You described it that way.

01:23:56.000 They're making humans.

01:23:58.000 They're making humans in their body.

01:24:00.000 And they have to make sure that everyone's safe around them.

01:24:02.000 Because every now and then, men will murder them.

01:24:05.000 Right. 1.00

01:24:06.000 Or rape them. 1.00

01:24:07.000 Exactly. 1.00

01:24:08.000 Jesus. 0.99

01:24:09.000 Crazy. 0.97

01:24:09.000 Sorry, ladies. 0.97

01:24:10.000 Sorry.

01:24:11.000 When you really think about it, it's like, what a mad...

01:24:16.000 Relationship.

01:24:16.000 It's mad.

01:24:17.000 The relationship between males and females?

01:24:19.000 Yeah.

01:24:20.000 It's mad.

01:24:21.000 That's why I always laugh at dudes who get, you know, when guys get jacked for their divorce money, it's like, come on, you're gonna be alright.

01:24:29.000 Yeah.

01:24:30.000 You got all the terrible things that could go wrong.

01:24:32.000 Right.

01:24:32.000 That's just, you just get jacked for some money.

01:24:34.000 I like that perspective, actually.

01:24:36.000 It kind of puts it on perspective.

01:24:37.000 You're just like, yeah, that's... 0.88

01:24:38.000 Nobody raped you and killed you. 0.99

01:24:39.000 Nobody raped you and killed you. 0.55

01:24:41.000 Look, people get into bad relationships.

01:24:44.000 I mean, I'm not happy that someone ever gets into a bad relationship.

01:24:48.000 But if you get into a bad relationship and she's just a gold digger, it's like, oh, God. 1.00

01:24:52.000 I've had so many friends that have been like, yeah, my fucking ex-wife, she wants more money, I've got to go to court. 0.99

01:24:57.000 I'm like, Wow. 0.99

01:24:58.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:24:58.000 But you can't get raped or murdered, player. 0.99

01:25:00.000 But it's like, you fucked up. 1.00

01:25:02.000 You shouldn't have married her, dummy. 1.00

01:25:03.000 You should have known. 1.00

01:25:04.000 You should have known she was crazy. 1.00

01:25:07.000 Would you rather get raped or murdered? 1.00

01:25:10.000 Raped. 1.00

01:25:11.000 Really?

01:25:11.000 Yeah, for sure.

01:25:12.000 You sure?

01:25:13.000 I don't want either one.

01:25:14.000 Obviously. 1.00

01:25:15.000 But if a guy rapes me, and I'm still alive, then I get to murder him. 1.00

01:25:18.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:25:19.000 You gotta think about it that way. 1.00

01:25:20.000 So you can get to murder him. 1.00

01:25:21.000 Yeah, you don't just get to murder him. 1.00

01:25:22.000 I'd rather die. 0.98

01:25:23.000 No, I don't get murdered. 1.00

01:25:25.000 I just get raped. 1.00

01:25:26.000 Okay. 1.00

01:25:27.000 I'll wait.

01:25:28.000 But there's like, isn't there trauma with that though, you know?

01:25:30.000 Yeah, there'll be trauma.

01:25:31.000 I'm not going to enjoy it.

01:25:32.000 Yeah, it's going to be terrible.

01:25:34.000 Yeah, but it's better than being dead.

01:25:38.000 Okay.

01:25:38.000 I'm not saying it's good.

01:25:39.000 No, but for me, as a man, as a human, I would rather be raped than murdered. 0.99

01:25:47.000 Okay. 0.99

01:25:47.000 For sure. 0.99

01:25:48.000 Then you go John Wick after that?

01:25:49.000 A hundred percent.

01:25:51.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:25:52.000 Just so everybody fucking knows. 0.99

01:25:54.000 A hundred percent. 1.00

01:25:54.000 Don't rape me or I'll murder you. 1.00

01:25:56.000 Yeah, I'll have a new goal in life. 1.00

01:26:00.000 But you gotta say goodbye to everybody before you do it.

01:26:03.000 Oh, because you're done after that.

01:26:05.000 You're not gonna stay alive.

01:26:06.000 Yeah, it's not John Wick.

01:26:07.000 John Wick just drives home.

01:26:09.000 Yeah.

01:26:09.000 They arrest you.

01:26:11.000 If a dude fucked you, and then you kill him, and they go to you immediately. 1.00

01:26:14.000 I go, hey, did you kill that guy who fucked you? 1.00

01:26:19.000 I mean, by the way... 1.00

01:26:22.000 Like, me?

01:26:23.000 Yeah.

01:26:24.000 No!

01:26:24.000 What happened?

01:26:26.000 I mean, what does a cop say? 0.97

01:26:27.000 He's just like, dude, he raped me, though. 0.98

01:26:28.000 He's just like, ugh. 1.00

01:26:30.000 Yeah, well, you can't just murder a guy because he raped you. 0.98

01:26:33.000 OJ says there are rules, so you can't murder people. 0.96

01:26:37.000 I'm just saying.

01:26:38.000 Hey, Twitter world.

01:26:40.000 Hey, Twitter world.

01:26:41.000 Someone's got to make a shirt soon.

01:26:45.000 I wonder if he would sue you, right?

01:26:48.000 Because there's people that if you made a Conor McGregor shirt and you had some quotes on it, you were selling it, he could maybe sue you.

01:26:57.000 If you keep his face off of it, probably be alright.

01:26:59.000 Or he'd come to your house with a bunch of dudes and take all his stuff back.

01:27:02.000 But if you have a picture of OJ's face leaning into that selfie camera, it just says, Hey Twitter world!

01:27:09.000 I mean, come on.

01:27:10.000 It's the Twitterverse, by the way.

01:27:11.000 Because he keeps saying it.

01:27:13.000 No, no, no.

01:27:14.000 It's OJ's world.

01:27:15.000 It's a Twitter world. 0.99

01:27:17.000 He can do whatever the fuck he wants. 0.99

01:27:18.000 He did. 0.98

01:27:19.000 That shirt would be giant.

01:27:22.000 It's probably being made right now.

01:27:23.000 There's nerds that are listening to us right now. 0.94

01:27:27.000 That are going...

01:27:28.000 They're just going to hit pause right now.

01:27:29.000 Yeah.

01:27:30.000 And make...

01:27:31.000 Twitterverse.

01:27:31.000 Yeah, you just made OJ some merch.

01:27:33.000 Hey, Twitter world.

01:27:34.000 OJ's got merch.

01:27:35.000 No, he's not going to get that money.

01:27:36.000 The money all is going to go to abused women. 1.00

01:27:38.000 Good.

01:27:39.000 And waiters.

01:27:42.000 Waiters have been murdered by boyfriends. 1.00

01:27:46.000 Goddamn. 1.00

01:27:47.000 With a knife, too. 1.00

01:27:49.000 Personal.

01:27:50.000 They never found that knife.

01:27:51.000 They never found that knife.

01:27:52.000 Yeah, who had that knife? 1.00

01:27:53.000 I mean, damn OJ. Damn, OJ. You know, for like 70 and like an ex-convict, he looks good. 1.00

01:27:59.000 He was playing golf all day.

01:28:00.000 Was he?

01:28:01.000 That's all he does.

01:28:02.000 Even like...

01:28:02.000 He plays golf.

01:28:03.000 Goes out and plays golf.

01:28:04.000 He looks great.

01:28:05.000 He seems to have at least a slight struggle with communicating.

01:28:11.000 Right.

01:28:12.000 And walking.

01:28:12.000 He seems like he's got a little slowness to his voice where he's forcing it.

01:28:18.000 You know what I mean?

01:28:19.000 Which is probably CTE. Oh, is that CTE? Yeah.

01:28:24.000 But he sounds pretty clear.

01:28:25.000 Pretty clear.

01:28:26.000 Pretty clear.

01:28:27.000 But there's a hint.

01:28:29.000 There's a hitch.

01:28:30.000 You know, you get it...

01:28:31.000 You see it in fighters where...

01:28:35.000 You never know, because it might just be you're tired, right?

01:28:38.000 But there's some days where I'm jet-lagged or tired. 1.00

01:28:41.000 I'm really stupid. 0.99

01:28:42.000 I don't talk that good. 1.00

01:28:44.000 He did beat two murder cases.

01:28:45.000 That'll make you a little...

01:28:46.000 And he's in his 70s, right?

01:28:49.000 Isn't he?

01:28:49.000 Yeah, he's in his 70s, yeah.

01:28:51.000 But still, there's a struggle, slight struggle to the way he's talking.

01:28:57.000 That makes me think he's dealing with some sparks.

01:29:01.000 O.J. Simpson worried he has CTE. I have days that I can't find words.

01:29:06.000 Yeah, 100%.

01:29:07.000 But CTE makes you murder people, right? 0.88

01:29:08.000 You could be.

01:29:10.000 Would you use that today, OJ? That's what his lawyer had said.

01:29:14.000 Oh, really?

01:29:14.000 One of his lawyers had said that it had OJ Simpson.

01:29:17.000 Was it a lawyer or was it a medical advisor?

01:29:19.000 Medical advisor?

01:29:20.000 Medical advisor said, I would bet my binnacle license that he has CTE. Yeah, but he was also saying that it would have been a part of the defense.

01:29:27.000 Right, it would have been a part of it.

01:29:28.000 If the crime had happened today.

01:29:30.000 I mean, yeah, that's what I'm saying, right?

01:29:31.000 That's what happened to Aaron Hernandez, they were saying?

01:29:33.000 CTV? Dude, with all of them.

01:29:35.000 Yeah.

01:29:35.000 And obviously, you're in a super violent sport, too.

01:29:39.000 Yeah.

01:29:39.000 It's like the most violent.

01:29:40.000 And then you're going to have a high capacity for violence.

01:29:44.000 Right.

01:29:45.000 Yeah.

01:29:45.000 You know what I mean?

01:29:46.000 And then on top of that, if your fucking wiring is... 0.98

01:29:50.000 Because you've been smashed so many times, and they do get smashed, and their wiring does go, for some of them, fighters and... 0.99

01:29:58.000 A little haywire.

01:29:58.000 Yeah, they get a little haywire.

01:30:00.000 Chris Benoit.

01:30:01.000 Yeah, that was terrible. 1.00

01:30:04.000 That kind of shit is so terrifying. 1.00

01:30:06.000 A guy could kill his family. 1.00

01:30:08.000 I mean, and many people that have experienced extreme CTE have wound up, when they committed suicide, donating their brain.

01:30:16.000 Like, saying, you know, like, that one dude, Junior Sal, he shot himself in the chest, right, so that they could look at his brain.

01:30:26.000 That's hard, man.

01:30:27.000 That's hard.

01:30:28.000 How many fights have you been in?

01:30:30.000 How many times have you been concussed?

01:30:32.000 I don't know.

01:30:32.000 I don't know how many times I've been concussed.

01:30:36.000 I've never been knocked unconscious, but I got TKO'd in a kickboxing match.

01:30:41.000 The last fight I ever had, I got cracked.

01:30:44.000 I got cracked with a left hook.

01:30:45.000 It was one of the weirdest times I've ever been hit because I'd been hit hard before, but I'd never been hit where my legs stopped working.

01:30:54.000 They just stopped.

01:30:55.000 They just stopped.

01:30:56.000 He hit me.

01:30:57.000 He caught me at the tip of my jaw with a left hook that I didn't see coming, and my leg just went...

01:31:04.000 They just gave out.

01:31:05.000 They gave out.

01:31:06.000 They shut off.

01:31:07.000 There's a nerve in here, you're saying, that's kind of like...

01:31:09.000 You get hit, and your jaw goes sideways, and your head twists, and your brain sloshes around in there.

01:31:15.000 And it's like a bolt of electricity.

01:31:17.000 It's like...

01:31:18.000 It's like everything shuts off.

01:31:21.000 It just shuts off.

01:31:23.000 But I was still conscious. 1.00

01:31:24.000 But I was like, oh, shit. 1.00

01:31:26.000 What is going on here? 1.00

01:31:27.000 Like, this is crazy.

01:31:28.000 And I was like, all right, get back up to your feet.

01:31:29.000 So the referee was counting.

01:31:30.000 He got to eight...

01:31:32.000 Or something like that.

01:31:32.000 I got up to my feet.

01:31:34.000 They dusted my gloves off, and the kid came at me again and hit me with an uppercut, another punch, and dropped me again, and then they stopped to fight.

01:31:40.000 So I was never unconscious, but that was the worst I'd ever been, like, beaten in a fight, where just knuckle sandwiches, sparks flying.

01:31:50.000 Jesus, dude.

01:31:51.000 But that was the last time I ever fought.

01:31:54.000 But other than that, there was a lot of training sessions where you get kicked in the face or punched.

01:32:01.000 There's a lot of those.

01:32:02.000 It just happens.

01:32:04.000 And most of the time...

01:32:06.000 You know, if you get hit full blast, it's an accident.

01:32:09.000 Can you get tested for CTE? Is that a thing now?

01:32:14.000 There's no age test for CTE? They have tested a few people while they're alive.

01:32:18.000 I think they have to actually look at the brain to find the stuff.

01:32:20.000 So they have to drill a hole in your brain?

01:32:22.000 Yeah, to prove, to have undeniable evidence. 1.00

01:32:25.000 Okay, so you've got to die first.

01:32:26.000 Yeah, they like to do autopsies on people with CTE, and they... 1.00

01:32:31.000 We have crazy, atrophied brains. 0.96

01:32:34.000 Right. 0.99

01:32:35.000 The brain of an 85-year-old person with Alzheimer's disease. 0.95

01:32:39.000 It's really nuts, man. 1.00

01:32:41.000 Like, their brains are fucked up. 0.99

01:32:43.000 There's all these weird proteins get developed from the concussions. 1.00

01:32:48.000 It's fucked up. 0.78

01:32:49.000 Like, what, like, calcifies the brain or something? 1.00

01:32:51.000 He does horrible things.

01:32:52.000 He eats away different parts of the brain.

01:32:54.000 There's like these little dark spots and holes.

01:32:56.000 Right.

01:32:56.000 I'm not exactly sure what the mental process is.

01:32:59.000 But the medical process is, rather.

01:33:02.000 That's like dead spots.

01:33:03.000 Like your brain's dead there.

01:33:04.000 It's when they always describe...

01:33:05.000 There we go.

01:33:06.000 Okay, former NFL player confirmed his first diagnosis of CTE in living patient.

01:33:10.000 Yeah, we had talked about this before.

01:33:12.000 Okay.

01:33:12.000 So recent, yeah.

01:33:13.000 So they're able now to get some sort of an accurate reading of what your brain looks like and they can see the CTE without having to open you up.

01:33:21.000 But I think most of the time it's when a person's already dead.

01:33:25.000 Maybe their detection methods are getting better.

01:33:30.000 Listen, man, if you look at that brain, go back to that image when the guy's poking at the brain.

01:33:36.000 He's looking at the x-rays or the MRIs.

01:33:41.000 Just look at that.

01:33:42.000 Just look at that thing. 1.00

01:33:45.000 That, which is protected by a thin layer of bone, is where all of your fucking thinking takes place. 1.00

01:33:54.000 All of it. 1.00

01:33:55.000 It's an organ. 0.98

01:33:57.000 And you get punched in the face.

01:34:01.000 All of that is just like detaching from the walls, all the connective tissue.

01:34:07.000 What is that stuff called?

01:34:08.000 That real weird stuff that sits between, what kind of connective tissue is that described as?

01:34:15.000 Between the brain and the skull.

01:34:17.000 There's like a specific name for it.

01:34:20.000 Oh, like that thin layer?

01:34:21.000 Yeah.

01:34:22.000 And that stuff gets ripped.

01:34:24.000 It's tears-free.

01:34:27.000 Which is when you get hit, you're saying?

01:34:29.000 Yeah.

01:34:29.000 Sometimes people develop internal bleeding after fights.

01:34:33.000 Jesus, dude.

01:34:34.000 Yeah.

01:34:34.000 Combat sports.

01:34:35.000 Crazy.

01:34:36.000 Oh, wait.

01:34:38.000 Another guy just died, right?

01:34:39.000 Another boxer?

01:34:39.000 Another boxer.

01:34:40.000 Two boxers died in a very short period of time.

01:34:43.000 Yeah.

01:34:44.000 Some people think that they should shorten fights now, that they should make them like eight rounds.

01:34:49.000 What, because guys are just bigger and faster and stronger?

01:34:50.000 I mean, people just want to mitigate the thing.

01:34:55.000 The damage, right?

01:34:55.000 Mitigate the damage, but if you did that in the high-level fights, you'd miss amazing fights.

01:35:02.000 Right.

01:35:03.000 Like Deontay Wilder and Tyson Fury, if that wasn't 12 rounds...

01:35:06.000 When Wilder knocked him down in the 12th round and Fury rose from the dead, we would have missed one of the greatest moments in the history of the sport.

01:35:15.000 I mean, that was an amazing moment, man.

01:35:17.000 For two reasons. 0.98

01:35:18.000 One, because you see how fucking hard Deontay punches. 0.98

01:35:21.000 And two, that Wilder, who looked like he was dead to the world, rises up and then outboxes him for the rest of the round. 0.99

01:35:27.000 Survives.

01:35:28.000 Survives Wilder chasing him down.

01:35:30.000 And then outboxes him.

01:35:31.000 Then even tags Wilder.

01:35:32.000 And has Wilder covering up.

01:35:34.000 That whole round doesn't take place if you only fight eight rounds.

01:35:37.000 Because it's supposed to be a test of endurance, too, right?

01:35:38.000 Not just strength and power.

01:35:40.000 For sure, yeah.

01:35:41.000 I mean, maybe if people were only fighting eight rounds, it would be worse because they would go harder.

01:35:47.000 Exactly.

01:35:47.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:35:48.000 Yeah.

01:35:48.000 And there'd be worse fights because you'd exert all your energy in the first three, four, three, five rounds.

01:35:53.000 The only argument against that, though, is kickboxing because in kickboxing, they've always had less rounds.

01:35:59.000 Like kickboxing, like a Muay Thai fight, like a lot of times they'll fight three rounds or they'll fight five rounds.

01:36:04.000 Yeah, but I mean, come on.

01:36:06.000 I mean, because that's insane.

01:36:09.000 I mean, you're talking about tree trunks hitting somebody, you know what I mean?

01:36:11.000 So awful.

01:36:12.000 Yeah, that should only be three to five rounds.

01:36:14.000 You ever gotten a charley horse, like a really bad charley horse?

01:36:16.000 Yeah.

01:36:16.000 I had one recently where my whole leg stopped.

01:36:19.000 I was like, this is possible?

01:36:21.000 I didn't know it was possible.

01:36:22.000 Your whole leg stopped just from a charley horse.

01:36:24.000 There's levels to it, but the worst I ever saw was Jose Aldo fought Uriah Faber.

01:36:29.000 Really?

01:36:30.000 And Jose Aldo was one of the most vicious leg kickers in the history of the sport.

01:36:34.000 Oh my god, his leg kicks were insane.

01:36:36.000 What year was this?

01:36:38.000 I had to have seen this fight.

01:36:39.000 2012, maybe?

01:36:41.000 This is one of the favorites.

01:36:43.000 He's becoming big at that point, 2012. Yes.

01:36:46.000 He was fighting for the title.

01:36:48.000 It was for the featherweight title, I believe.

01:36:49.000 Or the WEC title.

01:36:51.000 Boy, I feel like that was like...

01:36:53.000 Okay, this is what it was.

01:36:54.000 If I'm correct, I think it was...

01:36:57.000 I think I'm incorrect.

01:37:00.000 Is that a...

01:37:01.000 Is that in the WEC? Yes, it is.

01:37:04.000 So I think what this was was the UFC and the WEC had a pay-per-view, but it wasn't quite the UFC yet, so I don't think they called it anything.

01:37:16.000 I think they just called it Aldo vs.

01:37:18.000 Faber, and the UFC promoted it.

01:37:21.000 I think that was how they got around it.

01:37:25.000 Dude, that is Aldo in his prime, son.

01:37:28.000 That combination right there is called the duchy, where they throw a left hook to the body and a right leg kick. 0.96

01:37:34.000 But this just showed you how goddamn tough Uriah Faber is. 0.74

01:37:37.000 The impressive performance, for sure, offensively. 0.95

01:37:40.000 I mean, Aldo was in his full prime.

01:37:42.000 He was amazing.

01:37:43.000 But what's really impressive is how Uriah Faber was able to endure.

01:37:48.000 I mean, it was...

01:37:50.000 How many rounds did this go?

01:37:51.000 It went the full distance.

01:37:52.000 Full five rounds.

01:37:55.000 What's that?

01:37:56.000 Yeah, then you see his legs afterwards. 1.00

01:37:58.000 Fucking crazy, man. 0.99

01:38:01.000 When did they start doing five-round main events for the UFC? That wasn't early? 1.00

01:38:08.000 Or they grew to that?

01:38:09.000 I feel like I'm remembering.

01:38:11.000 It's been this way for quite a while, so it's hard to remember the exact year, but they didn't used to.

01:38:18.000 2011. Oh, so this is like this decade.

01:38:20.000 That's when they started going to five rounds for main events.

01:38:23.000 UFC, Dana White says, all UFC main events to become five rounds.

01:38:26.000 Right.

01:38:26.000 But before that, championship fights.

01:38:29.000 Were championship fights always five rounds?

01:38:31.000 I'm trying to go back to the early, early days.

01:38:35.000 At this point, five-round contests have been reserved for title fights only.

01:38:40.000 Yeah, that's what I said.

01:38:41.000 But when did they make them five rounds for title fights?

01:38:43.000 Oh, before that.

01:38:45.000 When do they decide that a title fights five rounds and a regular fights three rounds?

01:38:49.000 I wonder if that was from the beginning.

01:38:52.000 Because you've got to remember, in the beginning days, they didn't even have time limits.

01:38:56.000 Really?

01:38:56.000 No.

01:38:57.000 You went until somebody got submitted?

01:38:59.000 They had a lot of fights where there was no time limits.

01:39:01.000 They were terrible.

01:39:01.000 And you just fought until somebody tapped out?

01:39:03.000 Yeah.

01:39:04.000 That's badass.

01:39:05.000 Especially in Japan.

01:39:07.000 Hoist Gracie had a fight with Sakuraba that went like 90 minutes. 0.99

01:39:10.000 Damn. 0.99

01:39:11.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:39:13.000 Why?

01:39:14.000 Well, in Japan, they had a different way of looking at these contests.

01:39:21.000 They would make crazy matchups, where you can't win by decision, you can only win by knockout.

01:39:28.000 Like Krokop, who's one of the greatest strikers in MMA ever.

01:39:35.000 Because he came from K1 kickboxing.

01:39:37.000 He was big in K1 kickboxing, then made his way over to Japan and started fighting in Pride.

01:39:43.000 And the first time he fought, he fought Vanderlei Silva.

01:39:45.000 It was like a big time striker too.

01:39:47.000 But they had a special rules match.

01:39:49.000 And the special rules was, if it went to a decision, it was a draw, no matter what.

01:39:54.000 If no one got knocked out, it was a draw.

01:39:56.000 And if they fought...

01:40:02.000 We're good to go.

01:40:19.000 Real MMA training.

01:40:20.000 It was mostly just as a kickboxer.

01:40:22.000 But then he started, as his career got further, he got better and better at stuff and takedowns.

01:40:27.000 So Japan would do that.

01:40:28.000 They would make fights where one guy wears a gi, the other guy doesn't.

01:40:33.000 They made fights with Bob Sapp, who was like 370 pounds, against a guy who was 200 pounds.

01:40:39.000 Jesus Christ, he'd just sit on the guy. 0.87

01:40:41.000 He just smashes him.

01:40:42.000 They made a bunch of horrible mismatches.

01:40:45.000 They'd make Vanderlei Silva fight someone who was just deathly scared of him that was going to get pummeled into the ground.

01:40:51.000 And they did it just so you could watch Vanderlei smash somebody.

01:40:55.000 Yeah, they sound like circus matches.

01:40:56.000 They had crazy fights, man.

01:40:58.000 They had crazy fights.

01:40:59.000 And you went over there to call the fights or just to watch them?

01:41:01.000 No, no.

01:41:01.000 I only watched them here.

01:41:02.000 I've never been to Japan to watch fights other than the UFC. We did a UFC out there once.

01:41:06.000 That was fun.

01:41:07.000 They're really, really polite.

01:41:09.000 Are they?

01:41:09.000 Yeah, in between, like, while the action's happening, they're sitting there, quiet and polite.

01:41:14.000 Like, you don't hear a lot of, like, screaming and crazy.

01:41:16.000 Oh, I didn't know that.

01:41:17.000 Yeah, and then they get, they're very, they applaud, like, when things happen.

01:41:21.000 Is that good for a broadcast?

01:41:23.000 It's interesting.

01:41:24.000 Yeah, it's gotta be.

01:41:24.000 It's not bad.

01:41:25.000 It's not bad, but it is different.

01:41:26.000 Yeah.

01:41:27.000 But, like, um...

01:41:27.000 Like, how was, like, Tyson and Buster Douglas?

01:41:29.000 Like, was that loud?

01:41:30.000 I wonder.

01:41:30.000 Right?

01:41:31.000 I wonder.

01:41:31.000 I don't remember.

01:41:33.000 Like, all those fights over there.

01:41:34.000 Yeah, you're saying, like, the quiet. 0.99

01:41:35.000 I mean, that seems like it sucks.

01:41:37.000 But early on, they were super knowledgeable.

01:41:40.000 Like, early on in mixed martial arts, like, if you watched fights in Japan, if somebody passed guard, everybody would cheer.

01:41:46.000 Okay.

01:41:47.000 Yes!

01:41:48.000 Smart audience.

01:41:48.000 Yeah, they know exactly what's going on.

01:41:50.000 Okay.

01:41:50.000 They're well-educated.

01:41:52.000 And if someone gets a mount, they start clapping.

01:41:54.000 And, like, it's just a different...

01:42:06.000 We're good to go.

01:42:14.000 Yeah.

01:42:15.000 You're supposed to, yeah.

01:42:16.000 Press down with the butterfly, down with the butterfly.

01:42:18.000 Look out for the right arm.

01:42:19.000 We have the right arm.

01:42:20.000 Okay, keep that overhook.

01:42:21.000 Keep that overhook.

01:42:21.000 And you would hear that.

01:42:23.000 But he could hear it, too.

01:42:24.000 Everybody could hear it.

01:42:25.000 So the guy who you're fighting is hearing the advice against him. 1.00

01:42:28.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

01:42:28.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.99

01:42:29.000 Oh, wow.

01:42:29.000 Crystal clear, because there's no noise.

01:42:32.000 I mean, that must make fights, I mean, like, yeah, just long and boring because they all know their strategy now.

01:42:37.000 No, no, no.

01:42:38.000 No?

01:42:38.000 It's still crazy.

01:42:39.000 Just because someone knows you're trying to get their arm doesn't mean you're not going to get their arm.

01:42:44.000 It's still crazy.

01:42:45.000 It's still crazy.

01:42:46.000 But it was really interesting because you could hear everything.

01:42:50.000 You could hear a baby yelling out.

01:42:52.000 It's up in Vegas.

01:42:53.000 Yeah, Vegas is like anybody screaming.

01:42:55.000 Yeah.

01:42:55.000 Well, you know what I find?

01:42:57.000 Sometimes the most enthusiastic crowds are the ones that don't get the UFC there very often. 0.98

01:43:01.000 So when it does get there, they get fucking super pumped. 0.87

01:43:04.000 I can't believe it's there live, you know? 0.97

01:43:06.000 Like where?

01:43:10.000 I mean, there's a lot of cities where we've gone to. 0.84

01:43:14.000 Texas always has wild-ass UOCs.

01:43:17.000 I mean, that makes sense.

01:43:18.000 That's a good place for UOCs.

01:43:20.000 But there's a lot of cities that just don't get it all the time.

01:43:23.000 Chicago.

01:43:24.000 Whenever we're in Chicago, it's big.

01:43:25.000 You've never been to Chicago?

01:43:26.000 No, no.

01:43:27.000 Whenever we're in Chicago.

01:43:29.000 Yeah, I go to Chicago all the time.

01:43:30.000 Those are big drinking towns, though. 1.00

01:43:32.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00

01:43:33.000 I feel like any fighter's town or big drinking town, it doesn't matter what it is. 0.99

01:43:39.000 Yeah, so when we were talking about reparations earlier, I don't think they should give money to people.

01:43:45.000 No, not individually.

01:43:46.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:43:47.000 But what I think they should do is definitely put money...

01:43:48.000 If you were a guy who was the manager of a city, let's look at that.

01:43:54.000 Let's look at the city like a city was a store.

01:43:57.000 And you're the manager of the store. 0.96

01:43:59.000 But the section over near the cleaning products, everything explodes all the time, and it's fucking dangerous, and mops are falling.

01:44:07.000 And you're like, everything's in order. 0.55

01:44:09.000 City's good.

01:44:10.000 Revenue looks good.

01:44:11.000 Wait, wait, wait. 1.00

01:44:13.000 The fuck are you talking about? 1.00

01:44:14.000 You're the manager? 1.00

01:44:15.000 What are you doing about this?

01:44:16.000 Look at this spot.

01:44:17.000 He's like, what?

01:44:18.000 Oh, no.

01:44:19.000 That's the cleaning products.

01:44:20.000 I mean, I don't know what to do about the cleaning products.

01:44:22.000 They explode.

01:44:23.000 The mops fall off the racks.

01:44:24.000 I just...

01:44:25.000 I wave my hands at it.

01:44:27.000 Okay.

01:44:27.000 You would never tolerate that.

01:44:28.000 No.

01:44:29.000 But a mayor, like that Pete Buttigieg guy, he could have all sorts of chaos going on in his town while he's out there campaigning for president.

01:44:41.000 Right?

01:44:42.000 Yeah.

01:44:42.000 Nobody cares.

01:44:43.000 Nobody cares.

01:44:43.000 You don't have to fix it.

01:44:45.000 You don't have to fix it.

01:44:45.000 Yeah, but I mean, like, well, how do you feel like...

01:44:47.000 I'm saying it's an infrastructure problem, so how do you fix it?

01:44:49.000 I mean, so you're saying take, what, 15% or whatever percentage from, like, all these big corporations and then, like, they should be paying for...

01:44:54.000 I'm not even saying that.

01:44:55.000 Right.

01:44:55.000 But what I was saying, though, if there was a direct line...

01:44:59.000 Yeah.

01:44:59.000 I mean, I don't know if you even can do this anymore at this point in time, but if there was a direct way you could show this is the amount of money that came from slavery and they still have this amount of money.

01:45:08.000 I mean, how are you finding that out, though?

01:45:10.000 I don't know.

01:45:11.000 Yeah, there's no way.

01:45:12.000 Because, by the way, we can't even trace, like, you know, what, I don't know what plantation I was even at, you know what I mean, or where my family lineage is.

01:45:18.000 Well, there was a bunch of Nazi money that they traced.

01:45:21.000 They've traced Nazi money.

01:45:22.000 They've definitely done that.

01:45:24.000 They've definitely done that.

01:45:25.000 That's a little more modern, though.

01:45:26.000 I mean, I feel like you're saying from 16 or 15 or 14 until, you know, 1860-something.

01:45:31.000 Yeah, we're dealing with, like, an 80-year gap.

01:45:33.000 Yeah.

01:45:35.000 It'd be hard.

01:45:36.000 But if there was, like, some clearly established business that used to be a plantation.

01:45:40.000 Right.

01:45:41.000 You know?

01:45:42.000 I don't know.

01:45:42.000 Also, you know, Jewish people like to keep things in account, so you can trace that money.

01:45:47.000 Here's an unpopular thought.

01:45:49.000 This is what I think.

01:45:50.000 I think we should probably consider doing that with definitely areas that were impacted by slavery, but then also areas that have been impacted by economic crisis, too.

01:46:04.000 Not just the areas impacted by it.

01:46:06.000 We have to fix the bad spots in the country, all told.

01:46:10.000 Like, full stop.

01:46:11.000 We've got to fix those people that live in West Virginia, in the mountains. 0.98

01:46:14.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:46:15.000 The fucking pill people. 1.00

01:46:16.000 I mean, any poor community, yeah. 1.00

01:46:17.000 Any poor community, yeah. 0.97

01:46:19.000 But first, as a general acknowledgement of what this country was founded on, you've got to fix the areas that were fucked up by slavery. 0.90

01:46:27.000 The idea that you shouldn't... 0.83

01:46:30.000 Aren't we on a team together?

01:46:32.000 Okay, aren't we Team America?

01:46:34.000 Right.

01:46:34.000 Well, Team America would want all of its members to be in good shape.

01:46:38.000 We want less losers, right? 0.84

01:46:41.000 Here's the way you get less losers. 0.99

01:46:42.000 You provide more opportunity and you fix the spots that are fucked up. 0.99

01:46:47.000 That comes with education, though, Joe. 0.59

01:46:49.000 It's not just education.

01:46:50.000 The literacy rate is crazy down there. 1.00

01:46:52.000 So you're saying idiots, you know what I mean? 1.00

01:46:54.000 No, no, no. 1.00

01:46:55.000 I'm not saying that they're idiots. 1.00

01:46:56.000 What I'm saying is they're stuck in a horrible place. 1.00

01:46:59.000 And that you're an idiot if you don't want to fix that. 1.00

01:47:02.000 No, I get that. 1.00

01:47:04.000 I think it's just unpopular.

01:47:07.000 Here's what everybody wants to say.

01:47:08.000 We want to go to...

01:47:09.000 Out of Afghanistan and out of Iraq. 0.99

01:47:12.000 We want to provide free health care for everyone.

01:47:15.000 We think that education should be free.

01:47:19.000 I'm going to give you $1,000 a month.

01:47:22.000 But no one's saying Our whole thing, if we looked at it as an ecosystem, there's disease spots.

01:47:31.000 There's spots where it's not going well.

01:47:33.000 It's sick.

01:47:34.000 It's not doing well.

01:47:35.000 There's too much crime.

01:47:36.000 There's too much pollution.

01:47:38.000 There's too much environmental factors, whatever the factors are.

01:47:41.000 Taking advantage of communities, right.

01:47:43.000 Whether it's environmental factors like the water in Flint, Michigan, or whether it is the crime-ridden streets of Baltimore or Philly, or wherever it is where it's bad.

01:47:53.000 Find spots where it's bad.

01:47:55.000 Those spots have to be addressed.

01:47:57.000 You don't just address it with law enforcement.

01:48:00.000 You've got to figure out a plan to slowly reinvigorate those spots where there's no severe poverty left.

01:48:08.000 I like what you were saying earlier, even about the Italian cities, how they do the mom and pop thing.

01:48:12.000 They keep the money in the community, right?

01:48:13.000 They haven't sold out to the corporations who are just draining those communities.

01:48:18.000 Right, but the thing is, it's so tourism-based, they kind of don't have to.

01:48:22.000 The places where I'm going to, I went to the Malfi Coast, which is really popular for tourism.

01:48:29.000 You go to these places, there's no incentive.

01:48:32.000 Because there's people there all the time.

01:48:34.000 There's no incentive to give in to corporations.

01:48:37.000 But instead of my parents having to go to Costco, maybe there's a hardware store down the street that has, like, I'm just going to go to Pete's because he's got cameras over here.

01:48:43.000 So you're keeping money in the community, that kind of thing.

01:48:45.000 Or like local grocers, that kind of thing.

01:48:47.000 Like, oh, hey, I'm not going to go to Vons or Rouse.

01:48:49.000 I'm just going to go to Edna's because she's got the cabbages I like.

01:48:53.000 Yeah, but what if you don't have that?

01:48:56.000 Then the only thing you got is Target or Walgreens.

01:48:59.000 Like, you just gotta deal with it.

01:49:00.000 I mean, I'm saying, but that's, you know, that's their, yeah, that's those poor communities I'm saying.

01:49:05.000 Like, they're putting those there and they're just draining those people of just, like, you know, maybe getting opportunities that, you know, they can thrive in, like, Italian communities you're saying. 0.99

01:49:12.000 They also make it financially almost impossible to compete.

01:49:16.000 You can't sell things as cheap as they can.

01:49:18.000 They get better deals.

01:49:20.000 If you have a mom and pop shop and you're selling shovels or something like that, you can't sell them as Home Depot.

01:49:26.000 We made these ourselves. 0.99

01:49:27.000 I don't give a fuck. 0.99

01:49:29.000 Those shovels would be like $5 less and that's all anybody cares about. 0.99

01:49:33.000 That's a problem with people, right?

01:49:34.000 Well, then how do you build infrastructure then?

01:49:36.000 I mean, I'm saying incentivize parents because that's going to help those guys.

01:49:39.000 It's going to help the whole family figure out what do we need to do about Junior here or the little lady here and figure out how we're going to make them better members of society.

01:49:48.000 I like that idea.

01:49:49.000 I mean, I think that if we could figure out how much they would get and where the money would come from, and if it did work, it would be insane.

01:49:58.000 I mean, you think about how much money you have to spend on the criminal justice system, on healthcare system from assaults, and all sorts of things when people go bad, right?

01:50:09.000 And what would you save through incentivizing education and making sure that people get compensated financially for education success?

01:50:19.000 And then all of a sudden it starts booming and then you have way less crime.

01:50:23.000 That would be amazing.

01:50:24.000 I'm saying, bro.

01:50:25.000 I mean, that almost feels like it's a no-brainer, you know?

01:50:27.000 I mean, if you're talking about infrastructure, that's infrastructure.

01:50:30.000 Hey, dude, why don't you run for president?

01:50:32.000 You got any other awesome ideas?

01:50:33.000 Because that's an awesome idea. 0.99

01:50:35.000 Look, I'm obviously a financial moron. 0.85

01:50:38.000 I don't know how much that would cost, but if it could be done, I think it would work. 0.97

01:50:43.000 I hear it keeps saying, we need to have it, but it's like, what does that mean?

01:50:47.000 Is that an infrastructure thing, or are we just giving people money?

01:50:51.000 Isn't it a weird one?

01:50:52.000 Because it keeps coming up.

01:50:54.000 It's like it comes up, then it goes away.

01:50:56.000 It's like, hey, we never fucking sorted this out.

01:50:58.000 I mean, I'll tell you this. 0.88

01:50:59.000 I remember on, it was Willie Hunter, he put on Twitter, he put his Venmo, he said, white people, if you want to give me reparations, my Venmo's open.

01:51:06.000 And he made like, I don't know, like a hundred bucks, and then we went on the road, and then he bought us Skittles, iced tea, and Hennessy.

01:51:14.000 Reparation money.

01:51:16.000 You can't do that with the community, man.

01:51:18.000 Do you ever see when Hotep Jesus walked into Starbucks and demanded his reparation coffee? 0.99

01:51:26.000 He's an interesting character.

01:51:27.000 I've had him on my podcast.

01:51:30.000 There was a Starbucks that got busted for telling these young black guys that they had to leave.

01:51:37.000 And it became a big deal where they developed a new policy where they're never going to just tell people to leave.

01:51:43.000 And so the problem with that is they'll be like, what about homeless people?

01:51:45.000 Now you've got homeless people that have liked to hang around Starbucks and the policy is they can't even tell them to leave.

01:51:50.000 Right. 0.51

01:51:50.000 It's like all these black people and homeless people, now Starbucks. 0.51

01:51:53.000 The story was really, it was big in the news that Starbucks was racist.

01:52:00.000 So Starbucks was like apologizing publicly.

01:52:03.000 So while that was going on, Hotep Jesus was like, I'm going to go get some free coffee.

01:52:08.000 He went into coffee and he goes, I hear I can get my reparations coffee.

01:52:13.000 I'm here to get coffee for free because I heard y'all were racist.

01:52:16.000 And so the lady's like, yeah, I heard that. 1.00

01:52:18.000 And she pours him a cup of coffee and she gives him a cup of coffee.

01:52:20.000 I heard that.

01:52:21.000 I love that.

01:52:22.000 She heard that there was something racist going on.

01:52:24.000 Yeah, so she's giving her free coffee.

01:52:25.000 It's hilarious. 1.00

01:52:26.000 Good shit, Hotel Jesus. 1.00

01:52:27.000 It's hilarious. 1.00

01:52:28.000 But it's, you know, Starbucks, like anybody can go in there now.

01:52:33.000 Yeah, but it's all, you know, it's whatever coffee.

01:52:35.000 You're still, you're a big coffee guy.

01:52:36.000 I'm not a big, I'm a tea, I'm a black tea guy.

01:52:38.000 Dude, I love coffee. 0.97

01:52:40.000 We got a new coffee from Onnit called Fuck Yeah Coffee. 0.97

01:52:44.000 I'm scared to try it. 0.95

01:52:45.000 Apparently, did you see it?

01:52:47.000 Did you see the bag?

01:52:47.000 I have some, I've tried it.

01:52:49.000 It's fucking ridiculous. 0.99

01:52:50.000 But it's got caffeine crystals in it. 0.99

01:52:52.000 Yeah, I was trying to, I didn't know what that meant.

01:52:54.000 How much caffeine does it have?

01:52:55.000 I couldn't, I just made a French press of it, so I couldn't tell.

01:52:58.000 Were you off the wall?

01:52:59.000 I, I think just like weed, I don't think caffeine affects me like normal people does.

01:53:04.000 Jamie's a robot, dude.

01:53:05.000 Jamie's a robot. 0.92

01:53:06.000 Jamie takes edibles, they don't do a damn thing. 1.00

01:53:08.000 Really, Jamie? 0.93

01:53:09.000 Oh my god.

01:53:10.000 I've tried to OD. Have you?

01:53:11.000 Yeah.

01:53:12.000 Do not get into an edible eating contest with Jamie.

01:53:14.000 Yo, that's a million dollar idea.

01:53:17.000 He's a robot. 0.99

01:53:18.000 Oh, you'll kill people. 1.00

01:53:19.000 He's a robot. 1.00

01:53:20.000 He just throws them down. 0.99

01:53:21.000 They don't do a goddamn thing to him. 0.99

01:53:22.000 I don't know who it is. 0.99

01:53:24.000 One out of 20 times may be a small effect, but yeah.

01:53:26.000 Yeah, but like a small effect for like 500 milligrams.

01:53:29.000 He's got good genes.

01:53:30.000 He's got really good genes.

01:53:31.000 You took a thousand?

01:53:32.000 I took a thousand, yeah, and played some video games, and four hours later I was like, alright, I'm a little tired, I'll stop.

01:53:38.000 You got, yeah, you got like that gene, there's like a gene that, actually, let's go back to HIV, there's a gene that some people have, like you can't get it.

01:53:44.000 Yes, there's some people that can't get HIV. Isn't there a movie about that where they use a guy because he's got the one gene?

01:53:51.000 Oh, what is that goddamn movie? 0.99

01:53:53.000 I feel like I've seen it recently. 1.00

01:53:55.000 Oh, I did.

01:53:56.000 Okay, here's what it is.

01:53:59.000 It's called The Man Who Shot Hitler and Then Bigfoot.

01:54:04.000 And I saw it recently.

01:54:05.000 It's a Sam Elliott movie.

01:54:07.000 Whoa, okay.

01:54:08.000 Dude, it is an interesting movie.

01:54:11.000 It was good.

01:54:12.000 I enjoyed it.

01:54:13.000 I watched it on a flight.

01:54:14.000 And I downloaded it because I was like, what is this?

01:54:17.000 What is the man who shot Hitler and then Bigfoot?

01:54:19.000 But I'm a big Sam Elliott fan.

01:54:21.000 And it got good reviews.

01:54:22.000 Love the mustache.

01:54:23.000 So, I said, okay.

01:54:25.000 I'll give it a shot.

01:54:26.000 It's really interesting.

01:54:28.000 Okay.

01:54:28.000 I mean, they're not hiding it.

01:54:32.000 He shot Bigfoot and then Hitler. 0.89

01:54:34.000 The man who killed Hitler and then Bigfoot.

01:54:36.000 When did this come out?

01:54:37.000 I don't know.

01:54:38.000 And he can't get HIV. The thing was that he had a very specific gene.

01:54:43.000 They brought him back to service because after he'd killed Hitler, he's an older man. 0.61

01:54:48.000 But he had a very specific gene that made him immune to this disease that Bigfoot had, and that Bigfoot was sick.

01:54:56.000 And that his virus was killing all the wildlife that was anywhere near him.

01:55:03.000 And there was a dead zone around Bigfoot and they were tracking him.

01:55:06.000 And they had to have someone go in there and kill Bigfoot.

01:55:08.000 So they bring in Sam Elliott when he's like 70 years old.

01:55:12.000 Spoiler alert.

01:55:13.000 To go in and kill Bigfoot. 1.00

01:55:15.000 It's fucking cool. 1.00

01:55:16.000 I enjoyed it, man. 0.97

01:55:18.000 I mean, it's not... 0.95

01:55:20.000 It's not, you know, 2001 A Space Odyssey, but it's a fucking cool movie. 0.51

01:55:23.000 It's definitely a B movie. 0.98

01:55:25.000 I mean, damn, I didn't know... 0.98

01:55:26.000 Is that Bigfoot? 0.99

01:55:28.000 Where?

01:55:28.000 This little shadow thing?

01:55:30.000 No, they see him pretty up close.

01:55:31.000 I mean, maybe they don't show it in the preview, but it's pretty up close.

01:55:34.000 It's gnarly.

01:55:36.000 Is it?

01:55:37.000 I don't want to say too much.

01:55:38.000 Yeah, don't...

01:55:39.000 Yeah, completely spoil it. 0.98

01:55:40.000 But he does kill Hitler. 0.99

01:55:41.000 Yeah, well, killed Hitler and then Bigfoot. 0.98

01:55:44.000 It says it in the title. 1.00

01:55:45.000 People really want to kill Hitler. 0.55

01:55:46.000 That's like a thing that movies are doing, huh? 0.97

01:55:48.000 Yeah.

01:55:49.000 Yeah.

01:55:50.000 You know, I was watching a video of Hitler tweaking.

01:55:53.000 Hitler's on speed, you know, he did a lot of speed. 0.98

01:55:55.000 Yeah.

01:55:56.000 He's at the 1936 Olympics and he's sitting in the audience like this.

01:56:00.000 Like, tweaking.

01:56:00.000 Oh, it's like an actual footage of him.

01:56:02.000 Yeah, it's actual footage.

01:56:03.000 Apparently somebody had taken it and sped it up and made it unrealistic.

01:56:09.000 Just to show, like, make it look like he's really, really, really tweaking.

01:56:12.000 Yeah.

01:56:12.000 And then...

01:56:14.000 It was hard for some people to find the actual speed footage, but this is the actual speed footage, they believe.

01:56:25.000 So he's just rocking back and forth, tweaking.

01:56:29.000 Wow, he does have crack hit energy.

01:56:31.000 That's amazing.

01:56:32.000 100% tweaking.

01:56:34.000 So, I mean, there's no way you rock like that if you're not tweaking.

01:56:37.000 He's like, fidgety too?

01:56:38.000 Where's his left hand?

01:56:39.000 What is happening there?

01:56:41.000 He's touching the glove. 1.00

01:56:42.000 His left hand's got a glove and he's rubbing a gun on his dick. 1.00

01:56:45.000 Go back to that. 1.00

01:56:46.000 Let me see that again.

01:56:47.000 Replay, please.

01:56:48.000 Look at this.

01:56:49.000 How weird is that, man?

01:56:50.000 How weird is it to see that guy?

01:56:52.000 Go full screen. 0.99

01:56:53.000 So he jerks off with his gun. 1.00

01:56:55.000 Like masturbates in a way. 1.00

01:56:56.000 He's literally... 0.99

01:56:57.000 I'm just joking about a gun.

01:56:59.000 I don't think it's really a gun. 1.00

01:57:00.000 But he's definitely got his hand on his dick. 1.00

01:57:04.000 He's like a guy who's freaking out. 1.00

01:57:09.000 He might as well be a meth head, right?

01:57:11.000 How do they let this guy like... 0.86

01:57:13.000 I mean...

01:57:13.000 Look at him.

01:57:14.000 He's got something he's touching his dick with. 1.00

01:57:16.000 See it? 1.00

01:57:17.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:57:18.000 I mean, you said good.

01:57:19.000 It looks like one.

01:57:20.000 His hand's curled over.

01:57:21.000 It does look like he's got something in his hand. 0.99

01:57:23.000 Dude, he's rubbing something on his pecker. 0.75

01:57:25.000 Do you have a cane? 0.84

01:57:26.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:57:26.000 Oh, he's rubbing his cane on his dick. 1.00

01:57:27.000 Maybe he's holding like that. 1.00

01:57:28.000 Oh, yeah.

01:57:29.000 Maybe?

01:57:30.000 Is that it?

01:57:30.000 I don't know.

01:57:31.000 But look, go towards the end of it, and we'll pause when you can see the hand right next to his dick. 0.99

01:57:37.000 It's so weird. 0.99

01:57:39.000 It is moving.

01:57:41.000 No, watch.

01:57:41.000 Watch when you see his hand.

01:57:43.000 Get that bar out of the bottom. 0.98

01:57:45.000 There it is. 0.95

01:57:45.000 Over the pants handjob that he's given himself? 0.95

01:57:47.000 Look, he's got something in his hand. 0.99

01:57:50.000 And that something in his hand is in between his legs.

01:57:52.000 You said cane.

01:57:53.000 I mean, you might be right.

01:57:53.000 I'm going to Google cane.

01:57:54.000 I mean, you were joking about the gun, but I mean, it could be.

01:57:57.000 It could be a cane.

01:57:58.000 It could be a Ruger.

01:57:59.000 It might be a gun.

01:58:00.000 I think it looks more like a cane now that I'm looking at it.

01:58:03.000 But either way. 1.00

01:58:04.000 Yeah, he's definitely rubbing his dick. 1.00

01:58:05.000 Imagine if Trump was on TV just tweaking, fucking tweaking hard. 1.00

01:58:10.000 Oh, fuck China. 1.00

01:58:12.000 Fuck these fucking trade relations. 1.00

01:58:15.000 Fuck Jeffrey Epstein. 1.00

01:58:16.000 Fuck all these assholes. 1.00

01:58:18.000 Just tweaking. 1.00

01:58:19.000 Just tweaking.

01:58:20.000 Could you imagine?

01:58:21.000 He knows Jeff, right?

01:58:22.000 Jeff Epstein.

01:58:23.000 Apparently he knew him.

01:58:24.000 Okay.

01:58:25.000 Apparently they had a falling out over a mansion.

01:58:26.000 I was reading a story about it.

01:58:28.000 Oh, like when he sold him?

01:58:29.000 No, they were both trying to buy some super exclusive property that was like the crown jewel of Palm Beach.

01:58:36.000 It was this six-acre mansion that overlooks the ocean.

01:58:41.000 It's on the beach.

01:58:41.000 It's beautiful.

01:58:43.000 It's a hell of a plantation for girls. 1.00

01:58:45.000 Well, it's also one of those things where, like, if you're a part of these communities, there's certain properties that are iconic, and to own them would elevate your social status.

01:58:54.000 Like, did you hear Trump bought the Mansion de Chimabon? 0.99

01:58:58.000 Okay, yeah, some elite shit. 0.99

01:59:00.000 It had, like, a name to it. 1.00

01:59:01.000 The place is...

01:59:02.000 Off the charts.

01:59:04.000 If you see it on TV, you get a sense.

01:59:08.000 That's not it.

01:59:09.000 What is this?

01:59:10.000 It's a cane.

01:59:11.000 Apparently he's known to having a famous walking stick.

01:59:13.000 I thought you were showing Epstein and Trump.

01:59:15.000 He did have the cane.

01:59:18.000 What was the house?

01:59:21.000 Google the house that they competed about.

01:59:25.000 Trump and him competed over a house.

01:59:28.000 He's got eight waterfalls.

01:59:29.000 Well, it's really old, I think.

01:59:31.000 Fourteen-year-olds in every room.

01:59:33.000 It's like if someone was a super billionaire character.

01:59:37.000 Right.

01:59:38.000 I don't know, name some famous man.

01:59:41.000 Like the Hearst Castle.

01:59:42.000 The Hearst Castle for sale.

01:59:43.000 They'd all be trying to get it.

01:59:45.000 Trump and Epstein's friendship reportedly soured after they fought over a $41 million Palm Beach mansion.

01:59:50.000 Two weeks after the home's auction, cops received a tip about underage women in Epstein's house.

01:59:55.000 Can I say? 1.00

01:59:56.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:59:57.000 That was Candyland. 1.00

01:59:59.000 Yeah.

01:59:59.000 Let's see if they have pictures of the place.

02:00:01.000 That's like a Taj Mahal.

02:00:02.000 Look at that thing. 0.92

02:00:02.000 Yeah. 0.92

02:00:03.000 That's it.

02:00:04.000 Yeah.

02:00:04.000 That thing's gorgeous.

02:00:05.000 Dude, it's dope as fuck. 0.98

02:00:07.000 The images are insane. 1.00

02:00:08.000 That's it right there.

02:00:09.000 Click on that.

02:00:10.000 Look at that place.

02:00:11.000 So that's...

02:00:12.000 You get it. 0.99

02:00:12.000 They're fighting over who's got the biggest dick on Palm Beach. 0.99

02:00:16.000 If you own that motherfucker, you bought that place, you're King Baller. 1.00

02:00:19.000 Everybody wants to have the party at your house. 1.00

02:00:21.000 Right?

02:00:22.000 Yeah.

02:00:23.000 So I guess there's just a few of these type of mansions down in Palm Beach, but there's a lot of them.

02:00:30.000 I mean, there's, you know, I don't know what the number is, but there's a good, solid number of them where these guys are competing against each other. 0.97

02:00:38.000 That's fucking incredible. 0.88

02:00:39.000 It's sort of like... 1.00

02:00:40.000 It's like the White House.

02:00:41.000 Well, it's sort of like those houses in Malibu.

02:00:44.000 Like, there's some houses in Malibu where you look at, like, there's one crazy mansion overlooking the sea and then another one next to it.

02:00:51.000 Joe, I don't live in your neighborhood, Joe.

02:00:53.000 I don't live there either, man. 1.00

02:00:54.000 Oh, real shit? 1.00

02:00:55.000 They mostly burned to a crisp. 1.00

02:00:57.000 Okay.

02:00:58.000 It did.

02:00:59.000 I'm sorry.

02:01:00.000 It's crazy.

02:01:01.000 You fly over it now, it's like, just so many houses.

02:01:03.000 Just charred.

02:01:04.000 Yeah.

02:01:05.000 But those houses where the people do live with that kind of a view, I mean, those are super, super valuable.

02:01:11.000 And in Florida, in West Palm Beach, apparently, it's super, super wealthy.

02:01:16.000 Yeah.

02:01:17.000 Yeah.

02:01:17.000 $135 million?

02:01:18.000 I mean, property.

02:01:20.000 $135 million amazing Italian Renaissance-style mega mansion in Palm Beach, Florida.

02:01:25.000 If you buy that, you're King Cock. 1.00

02:01:29.000 You're just swinging dick all over. 1.00

02:01:31.000 Come on in! 1.00

02:01:32.000 By the way, why did God make the dick size? 0.99

02:01:35.000 Why is that? 0.98

02:01:36.000 To make you work harder.

02:01:37.000 Really?

02:01:37.000 That's really the reason.

02:01:38.000 Yeah, if you had a giant hog, you'd be just waiting around, waiting for girls to come to you. 0.99

02:01:42.000 I'm saying, but he can make dicks all the same size, and there'd be no competition. 0.99

02:01:45.000 No, no, no. 0.99

02:01:46.000 Can't make ears the same size either.

02:01:47.000 Sorry.

02:01:48.000 Not noses, not eyebrows, no uniformity, no eugenics.

02:01:52.000 Okay.

02:01:53.000 Yeah.

02:01:53.000 You gotta work harder.

02:01:54.000 You got a little dick. 1.00

02:01:55.000 Gotta figure out how to get by in this world. 1.00

02:01:57.000 Like your God's brain. 0.99

02:01:59.000 And those big dick dudes, man, they just don't have the motivation to hardly ever get anything done. 1.00

02:02:04.000 Right. 1.00

02:02:04.000 They're just too busy slinging dick. 1.00

02:02:07.000 You skirt around them. 1.00

02:02:08.000 You pass them in the game.

02:02:11.000 Take them on the inside turn.

02:02:13.000 I didn't know that.

02:02:14.000 That's what it is.

02:02:15.000 Alright.

02:02:15.000 I don't know, man.

02:02:17.000 Look, it doesn't make sense that there are sloths.

02:02:20.000 Okay?

02:02:20.000 Why is that fair?

02:02:21.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:02:23.000 I bet they love their shit, though. 1.00

02:02:24.000 I bet they love it. 1.00

02:02:25.000 They fucking hate it. 1.00

02:02:26.000 Do you think so? 1.00

02:02:27.000 Yeah, they fucking hate it. 0.99

02:02:28.000 Come on. 0.99

02:02:28.000 They're always getting jacked by eagles. 0.99

02:02:30.000 You know how embarrassing it is when the main thing that eats you is a bird?

02:02:34.000 And you're a mammal?

02:02:35.000 How often does that happen?

02:02:36.000 If you're not a mouse, it's not a field mouse and an owl.

02:02:39.000 That's hilarious, by the way. 0.99

02:02:40.000 I didn't know, yeah, that everybody talks shit about sloths in the animal kingdom. 1.00

02:02:43.000 Bro, they all talk shit on sloths. 1.00

02:02:45.000 Sloths move so slow that mold grows on them. 1.00

02:02:48.000 Oh, that's gross.

02:02:50.000 It's crazy. 0.98

02:02:51.000 That's how lazy they are? 0.65

02:02:53.000 And they just can't be any better?

02:02:54.000 They just move real slow.

02:02:56.000 That's just what they do.

02:02:57.000 And mold grows on them.

02:02:59.000 That's gross.

02:03:00.000 Yeah, I was at a wildlife sanctuary in Silmar, I think it is.

02:03:03.000 I take my kids there.

02:03:04.000 And they got a sloth.

02:03:06.000 Oh my god, so cute.

02:03:07.000 And I'm like, why is this thing moldy?

02:03:08.000 And they're like, oh, it grows, like moss grows on it.

02:03:12.000 Like a green fungus, like a tree.

02:03:15.000 Like, look at that. 1.00

02:03:16.000 Look at all that shit. 1.00

02:03:18.000 Oh my god! 1.00

02:03:19.000 That's moss growing on them. 0.97

02:03:21.000 Because they're so goddamn slow that plants can grow on them. 0.94

02:03:24.000 I mean, is that healthy? 0.97

02:03:25.000 I mean, it looks great, by the way, guys.

02:03:26.000 It just works.

02:03:27.000 It's almost like camouflage.

02:03:28.000 Yeah.

02:03:29.000 But one of the main things that eat them in...

02:03:33.000 Is it moss?

02:03:34.000 Is this eagle called... 1.00

02:03:36.000 Fuck, what is it called? 1.00

02:03:38.000 Harpy eagle. 1.00

02:03:39.000 Harpy eagle.

02:03:39.000 Thank you.

02:03:40.000 Yeah, it's a giant eagle that lives in South America that just fucks up sloths.

02:03:43.000 And just eats sloths. 0.67

02:03:45.000 Man, sloth meat.

02:03:46.000 And monkeys, too.

02:03:46.000 It eats monkeys, too.

02:03:47.000 But look at that.

02:03:48.000 It's carrying a sloth. 1.00

02:03:49.000 Damn. 1.00

02:03:49.000 I mean, well, yeah. 1.00

02:03:50.000 That's not a big sloth, though. 0.99

02:03:52.000 No, but it's a big fucking eagle. 0.99

02:03:53.000 That's a bear, yeah. 0.99

02:03:55.000 I mean, look at those thighs. 1.00

02:03:56.000 Yeah, dude.

02:03:57.000 That thing is all power.

02:04:00.000 All power.

02:04:00.000 And I think that's the biggest eagle.

02:04:03.000 Yeah, the harpy? 0.99

02:04:04.000 I think that's the biggest eagle. 1.00

02:04:06.000 I mean, damn. 0.99

02:04:08.000 That's majestic. 1.00

02:04:09.000 I mean, those are small sloths.

02:04:10.000 Are these like baby sloths that it eats?

02:04:12.000 Not like full grown?

02:04:13.000 No, they eat a sloth sloth.

02:04:14.000 Sloth sloth. 0.69

02:04:15.000 They'll eat anybody. 0.92

02:04:16.000 Whatever.

02:04:16.000 I mean, the sloth can't really defend itself.

02:04:18.000 The armadillo.

02:04:19.000 Oh my God, they eat an armadillo?

02:04:20.000 Really?

02:04:20.000 Look how it's crushing the armadillo's body.

02:04:23.000 How crazy is that?

02:04:24.000 How crazy is how it can crush the armadillo's body with its claws?

02:04:28.000 That's one claw.

02:04:29.000 It's got it with one hand.

02:04:30.000 It's one-handing that thing.

02:04:31.000 What would it do to an arm, a human arm? 1.00

02:04:34.000 Oh, fuck you up. 1.00

02:04:36.000 We'd tear your meat apart. 1.00

02:04:37.000 We're so doughy, man. 0.89

02:04:39.000 Yeah.

02:04:39.000 We're so, like, so mushy.

02:04:42.000 It would just tear your arm apart.

02:04:44.000 Just clawing onto your arm.

02:04:46.000 That's why those dudes wear those crazy arm sleeves when they have a falcon on their arm.

02:04:50.000 Right, because it would just...

02:04:51.000 Yeah, because we're really easy to slice up.

02:04:55.000 Yeah.

02:04:56.000 We have no armor. 1.00

02:04:57.000 Look at that fucking thing with a rabbit. 1.00

02:04:59.000 Ooh, look at its legs. 1.00

02:05:01.000 That thing's badass. 1.00

02:05:02.000 It is a beast.

02:05:03.000 Yeah, it doesn't look real.

02:05:04.000 That one's got a little band on its leg.

02:05:06.000 It's been captured.

02:05:07.000 So they're either...

02:05:26.000 Right here?

02:05:27.000 Yeah.

02:05:29.000 Oh yeah, it is.

02:05:30.000 Yeah, they eat foxes. 1.00

02:05:31.000 Damn! 1.00

02:05:32.000 No, it looks like they're fighting. 1.00

02:05:34.000 The fox is fighting with the eagle over a rabbit.

02:05:38.000 Okay, they're fighting over food.

02:05:39.000 Alright.

02:05:40.000 Fox fighting over a rabbit.

02:05:41.000 Yeah, the eagle's stealing.

02:05:43.000 Yeah, just eat the fox.

02:05:45.000 Eagle grabs sloth from tree.

02:05:47.000 Oh, is that the sloth?

02:05:49.000 You want to see a video of it?

02:05:50.000 Yes. 0.99

02:05:50.000 You should watch a video of the sloth because it is kind of fucked up. 0.99

02:05:53.000 Look at that. 1.00

02:05:53.000 Is that a deer? 1.00

02:05:54.000 That's not real.

02:05:55.000 Is that a buck?

02:05:55.000 Oh, it's a bald eagle.

02:05:56.000 That's fake.

02:05:58.000 One thing they do do, though, is they pull...

02:06:00.000 They do do.

02:06:01.000 Sometimes you do have to say do and then do again.

02:06:03.000 One thing they do as well is they grab goats and fling them off the side of cliffs.

02:06:09.000 You ever see that?

02:06:09.000 No.

02:06:10.000 Oh, that's hilarious.

02:06:11.000 They just sling them off?

02:06:13.000 Yeah, they grab them.

02:06:13.000 That looks more real, but I don't know.

02:06:15.000 Why do they do that?

02:06:15.000 Oh, yeah, that's real, bro.

02:06:16.000 That's probably real.

02:06:18.000 But there's video of it. 0.99

02:06:19.000 They do it to kill them so they can eat them. 0.96

02:06:20.000 Okay, I was going to say, yeah, that makes perfect sense.

02:06:22.000 I was wondering why they're just doing it. 1.00

02:06:24.000 They're just assholes. 1.00

02:06:25.000 Yeah, I was just kicking them off the cliff. 1.00

02:06:29.000 That would be hilarious and perfect.

02:06:31.000 Well, that's what cats do. 0.99

02:06:32.000 You know, house cats.

02:06:33.000 Yeah.

02:06:34.000 You ever see the numbers of how many animals house cats kill per year?

02:06:36.000 You're kidding.

02:06:37.000 It's in the billions.

02:06:38.000 You're kidding.

02:06:39.000 B. B. Billion.

02:06:40.000 B. I. Cats kill other animals by what they're like.

02:06:42.000 Watch this.

02:06:43.000 Watch this.

02:06:44.000 Yeah, we'll show that right after this.

02:06:46.000 See, look, he's dragging the goat off the cliff and then drops it to have it smash against the rocks.

02:06:52.000 Look at that.

02:06:53.000 Jesus!

02:06:54.000 I mean, look at that.

02:06:54.000 That is dark.

02:06:56.000 And then it hits the ground and then the eagle swoops down and starts eating it.

02:07:00.000 So it's like planning on throwing this thing off.

02:07:03.000 It understands the consequences.

02:07:04.000 It understands that that thing can't fly.

02:07:08.000 So it's not just grabbing it, swooping down and grabbing it.

02:07:11.000 It broke its neck.

02:07:12.000 It's throwing it into the rocks.

02:07:14.000 Yeah.

02:07:14.000 Throwing it off the cliff so he can eat it.

02:07:17.000 That's brilliant. 1.00

02:07:18.000 Fucking crazy. 0.99

02:07:19.000 That's brilliant. 0.99

02:07:20.000 What was the other thing we were just talking about?

02:07:22.000 The numbers.

02:07:26.000 Okay.

02:07:26.000 The sheer numbers of birds that house cats kill.

02:07:30.000 Just house cats.

02:07:31.000 Just meow out in the backyard.

02:07:34.000 How?

02:07:35.000 Just murder.

02:07:36.000 Oh, they murder?

02:07:37.000 Okay. 0.99

02:07:37.000 Murder death. 0.99

02:07:38.000 Just jump up and grab birds.

02:07:40.000 I had this cat.

02:07:41.000 Her name was Spaz.

02:07:42.000 She was a fluffball cat. 1.00

02:07:51.000 Damn, good job. 1.00

02:08:05.000 Just birds. 0.99

02:08:06.000 I had a cat when I was growing up and he killed a squirrel and was walking across the street with it in his mouth.

02:08:13.000 It was one of the weirdest things I've ever seen.

02:08:16.000 Did he eat it or just like just carry it in his mouth?

02:08:18.000 He just, his name, we called him Kitty.

02:08:20.000 We were very unoriginal when we were kids. 0.90

02:08:23.000 I had a name for him that was like the Black Panther in a Conan the Barbarian book but everybody fucking gave me the veto on it. 0.80

02:08:31.000 They never called him it. 0.85

02:08:32.000 They just called him Kitty.

02:08:33.000 So we eventually just wound up calling him Kitty.

02:08:35.000 Very South Park.

02:08:36.000 He was walking across the street with a squirrel in between his legs.

02:08:39.000 So he had the squirrel by the mouth, by its neck rather, in his mouth.

02:08:43.000 And he was walking with the squirrel underneath him, just dragging it with it in between his legs.

02:08:49.000 And it was almost as big as him. 1.00

02:08:50.000 That's fucking nuts. 0.99

02:08:51.000 I'm looking at this and I'm like, what a creepy little thing I live with. 1.00

02:08:54.000 Because squirrels have like plague, don't they?

02:08:56.000 No.

02:08:57.000 Yeah, I think it's like that squirrel plague.

02:08:58.000 Squirrel plague?

02:09:00.000 Black Plague, right?

02:09:01.000 Wait a minute.

02:09:02.000 No, squirrels.

02:09:04.000 This was like last decade, I think.

02:09:06.000 Or maybe even this decade.

02:09:07.000 What's the squirrel plague?

02:09:08.000 Yeah, there's like a Black Plague for squirrels.

02:09:10.000 Really?

02:09:10.000 Yeah, dude.

02:09:12.000 Well, I know there was a couple.

02:09:15.000 I think it was a man and a woman.

02:09:17.000 Right.

02:09:17.000 Here we go.

02:09:17.000 Los Angeles.

02:09:18.000 Whoa.

02:09:19.000 There we go.

02:09:20.000 Plague-infested squirrel caused a closure of a California campground this week after it was found during a routine trapping, Los Angeles County health officials confirmed.

02:09:28.000 This is 2013. Actually, don't ever touch dead squirrels.

02:09:30.000 Bubonic plague.

02:09:32.000 Bubonic plague. 1.00

02:09:32.000 Holy shit. 1.00

02:09:33.000 I think that's what those people got that ate that marmot liver. 1.00

02:09:37.000 Ugh.

02:09:38.000 There was some people that got sick and died from the plague really recently, like within the last couple of months, because they had eaten a raw marmot liver.

02:09:48.000 A marmot is like some kind of a rodent.

02:09:50.000 And they had killed this marmot and ate its liver.

02:09:54.000 And this is here in the States?

02:09:55.000 Mm-hmm. 1.00

02:09:55.000 Fuck. 1.00

02:09:56.000 Mongolia. 1.00

02:09:57.000 It was in Mongolia?

02:09:58.000 I thought it was in America.

02:10:01.000 Mongolian couple died.

02:10:02.000 Right, but they didn't die doing it in America?

02:10:06.000 Thank God.

02:10:08.000 To make sure that they didn't come here and get it, but this says...

02:10:12.000 I thought the story was they died over here, and they had come over here and tried to reenact some sort of a ritualistic meal where they eat this raw liver, and they ate this raw liver and got the plague, son.

02:10:30.000 Does it say where it happened?

02:10:31.000 I think it was there.

02:10:33.000 Okay.

02:10:35.000 It's like certain countries in Africa, too, that you can eat human, right? 0.81

02:10:39.000 Cannibal, like... 0.58

02:10:41.000 Legally?

02:10:42.000 I don't know if it's legal.

02:10:43.000 I know there was a story I read on it or something like that about these places in Africa, yeah, you can eat human.

02:10:48.000 This is ultimate stoner talk.

02:10:50.000 Yeah.

02:10:50.000 It really is.

02:10:51.000 Sorry about that.

02:10:52.000 No, no.

02:10:53.000 I read about it.

02:10:54.000 I'd be reading.

02:10:55.000 Well, do you remember the...

02:10:56.000 I don't know if you ever saw this.

02:10:57.000 There's a Vice piece on Liberia.

02:10:59.000 I think that might have been it then.

02:11:01.000 Yeah.

02:11:01.000 Vice guy to travel in Liberia where they were saying this guy who was...

02:11:05.000 His name was General Butt Naked.

02:11:09.000 And General Butt Naked, he had become a preacher later in life, but when he was younger...

02:11:14.000 Preacher Butt Naked. 0.95

02:11:15.000 Yeah, when he was younger, he would go to war totally naked, and he would shoot people. 0.98

02:11:20.000 Oh, that was in Beasts of No Nation.

02:11:22.000 Was it?

02:11:23.000 Yeah.

02:11:23.000 You see Beast of No Nation?

02:11:24.000 No.

02:11:24.000 Okay.

02:11:25.000 It's with Idris Elba.

02:11:26.000 He plays like an Idi Amin or a... 0.84

02:11:28.000 What's that thing called?

02:11:30.000 Kony?

02:11:30.000 Whatever it was.

02:11:31.000 Anyway, he's got these child soldiers, basically. 0.99

02:11:34.000 And yeah, they just go from tribe to tribe and just kill.

02:11:36.000 And they just genocide. 0.99

02:11:38.000 Just kill a bunch of tribes. 1.00

02:11:38.000 How about... 1.00

02:11:39.000 Whatever happened with that?

02:11:40.000 Yeah.

02:11:40.000 Kony.

02:11:41.000 Remember that?

02:11:42.000 I think he's still like a warlord. 0.99

02:11:43.000 But do you remember how it was like this gigantic movement and it was this big thing and everybody was talking about it and then this one guy in San Diego that was a part of starting it, he wound up being naked, wandering around the street, masturbating in front of people and some crazy shit. 0.98

02:11:58.000 Yeah, that made him not credible. 0.96

02:11:59.000 Did I make that up?

02:12:00.000 He was doing something along those lines, right?

02:12:02.000 He basically had a schizophrenic break or a psychotic break.

02:12:06.000 I'm not a doctor.

02:12:08.000 Something went wrong.

02:12:09.000 Something went wrong.

02:12:10.000 He blew a fuse.

02:12:11.000 But that's the cat, yeah.

02:12:12.000 They called him Tripod in that, but I think you're talking about the same guy.

02:12:15.000 When he went to war, like as a child soldier, yeah, he was butt naked.

02:12:17.000 I think it's a different guy, because this guy, his name literally was General Butt Naked, but I think there's a bunch of them that did that.

02:12:23.000 But anyway, on the Liberia show, he said that he busted these street cart guys selling human meat, and he said he knew because he knew what meat tastes like, because he had eaten it.

02:12:32.000 Oh. 1.00

02:12:32.000 What the fuck? 1.00

02:12:33.000 So he knew that it was human meat. 1.00

02:12:35.000 He knew it wasn't pork.

02:12:36.000 He knew it wasn't beef. 0.85

02:12:38.000 Liberia is crazy, by the way. 0.82

02:12:39.000 Bro. 0.99

02:12:39.000 I mean, like, they have slaves out there. 0.99

02:12:42.000 Just imagine the gall of going to the cops and saying, that man is selling human meat.

02:12:49.000 Well, how do you know?

02:12:50.000 Well, because I've eaten it. 1.00

02:12:51.000 I mean, fuck. 1.00

02:12:53.000 Fuck. 1.00

02:12:53.000 Would you eat human? 1.00

02:12:57.000 It depends on what you have to do to stay alive, right?

02:13:00.000 Right.

02:13:00.000 Like, where are you?

02:13:02.000 What's that? 0.65

02:13:02.000 Like, if you were in that movie, Alive, when they're scooping the dead dude's butt with a broken spoon. 0.65

02:13:06.000 Yeah, like Donner Pass or something like that.

02:13:08.000 What are you going to do?

02:13:10.000 I'm saying like as a foodie.

02:13:11.000 Like, you know, you go to like a restaurant.

02:13:12.000 As a foodie?

02:13:13.000 That's what I'm saying.

02:13:14.000 Like, if they cook it up nice, you know what I mean?

02:13:17.000 You get some Tabasco.

02:13:18.000 You're probably eating a dude's foot.

02:13:20.000 You got foot soup. 0.97

02:13:22.000 Or dick soup. 0.94

02:13:23.000 A dick burger. 0.97

02:13:24.000 Well, there was one guy. 0.99

02:13:26.000 Okay, here's another.

02:13:27.000 There was one guy story. 0.99

02:13:28.000 There was one guy that I had read about where online he requested that someone kill him and eat him. 1.00

02:13:35.000 Damn, that's his death wish. 1.00

02:13:37.000 Yeah, and I think it was in Germany. 1.00

02:13:39.000 Of course.

02:13:40.000 So they met together, got together with a guy. 1.00

02:13:42.000 The guy cut his dick off, and they cooked it, and they ate it together. 1.00

02:13:47.000 He ate part of his dick, and then the guy wound up killing him. 1.00

02:13:52.000 Wait, wait, wait. 1.00

02:13:52.000 So this guy was alive, and they cooked and ate his dick? 1.00

02:13:54.000 Mm-hmm. 1.00

02:13:55.000 Oh, they ate his dick together? 1.00

02:13:56.000 They did it together. 1.00

02:13:57.000 That's so German.

02:13:58.000 Dude, it was this guy's idea.

02:14:01.000 He requested it on, like, Craigslist or one of those things. 1.00

02:14:05.000 Let's cut my dick off and then eat it. 1.00

02:14:07.000 We're going to eat it, and then you're going to kill me. 1.00

02:14:09.000 Wow. 0.99

02:14:10.000 He wanted the guy to eat him, too.

02:14:12.000 I think the guy did eat some of them, but there was a question as to whether or not...

02:14:17.000 I mean, a person's a lot to eat.

02:14:18.000 How do you prosecute that?

02:14:20.000 What do you do? 1.00

02:14:21.000 Like, if someone said, I want you to cut my dick off, and you cut their dick off. 1.00

02:14:24.000 I want to cook it and eat it, and then you both cook it and eat it. 1.00

02:14:26.000 I want you to kill me and eat me. 1.00

02:14:28.000 Okay. 1.00

02:14:28.000 And the guy kills him and eats him. 1.00

02:14:29.000 Like... 0.97

02:14:31.000 What is that?

02:14:33.000 It's not a regular murder.

02:14:35.000 I think I'm reading the same story.

02:14:37.000 Is that manslaughter?

02:14:38.000 And they filmed it.

02:14:38.000 Oh, they filmed it?

02:14:40.000 Yeah.

02:14:40.000 Yeah, they filmed it.

02:14:41.000 Oh, but like him cutting his dick off and then eating it? 1.00

02:14:43.000 Yeah, I think they filmed the whole murder. 1.00

02:14:45.000 What's the threshold?

02:14:46.000 Oh, so it's like a snuff film.

02:14:47.000 Yeah.

02:14:47.000 Sort of, yeah.

02:14:48.000 Yeah.

02:14:49.000 But the guy requested it.

02:14:50.000 That's gnarly.

02:14:51.000 Yeah.

02:14:52.000 Pull it up so we can read it.

02:14:55.000 This one's from 2003. I'm not sure if it's the same one.

02:14:58.000 Yeah, that's the one.

02:15:00.000 Yeah.

02:15:01.000 Yep, a 45-year-old in Berlin.

02:15:02.000 I offer myself to you unless you're dying for my live body.

02:15:05.000 Wow! 0.97

02:15:06.000 See, yeah, he posted a personal ad saying, Seeking well-built man, 18 to 30 years old for slaughter.

02:15:14.000 Whoa.

02:15:15.000 For slaughter. 0.76

02:15:16.000 He wrote, I offer myself to you and will let you dine from my live body, not butchery, dining.

02:15:23.000 Whoever really, all caps, wants to do it, will need a real, all caps, victim, all caps, exclamation point.

02:15:31.000 The two started swapping increasingly explicit emails, and on March 9, 2001, Braden took a day off work, never to return.

02:15:52.000 Wow.

02:15:57.000 At first, Brandon's got cold feet and wanted to return to Berlin.

02:16:02.000 Muse said, but he reconsidered, swallowed painkillers and medication to make him sleepy, he said.

02:16:09.000 Now, do it.

02:16:11.000 Muse set the video camera rolling and went to work with a kitchen knife.

02:16:15.000 Wow, dude.

02:16:15.000 We went into the bedroom.

02:16:17.000 How do you say his name?

02:16:18.000 The bathroom.

02:16:19.000 The bathroom.

02:16:20.000 How do you say his name?

02:16:20.000 Muse?

02:16:21.000 M-E-I? Muse?

02:16:22.000 Muse told the police...

02:16:24.000 Brandis lay in the bath so the blood could flow away, and Brandis slowly began to lose consciousness.

02:16:31.000 Muse passed the time reading a Star Trek novel.

02:16:34.000 When the Berliner finally passed out, Muse cut his throat.

02:16:40.000 He was consumed over a number of months.

02:16:43.000 The 30 kilos of flesh he had put in his freezer.

02:16:47.000 Mews went on the internet in search of a new victim. 1.00

02:16:50.000 Oh, so he became a taste for this.

02:16:52.000 Frustrated that he could only find people looking for cannibal role plays, Mews began boasting about Brandis. 0.97

02:16:58.000 Someone from the chat room informed the federal police who swooped in on Armand Mews' house in December, 10th last, surprising the coy cannibal and startling the unsuspecting neighbors.

02:17:11.000 Now that's that sociopath-psychopath thing you were saying earlier.

02:17:14.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:17:15.000 Because are you a psychopath or are you a sociopath at that point? 0.98

02:17:18.000 I mean, how do you not feel empathy even for a guy who's telling you to kill you, but you're just looking to kill somebody? 1.00

02:17:22.000 Because you have a taste for blood now.

02:17:24.000 It became his thing, right?

02:17:26.000 Yeah.

02:17:26.000 I bet whatever he did during the day was boring.

02:17:31.000 And I bet that, as psychotic as it is, was exciting.

02:17:35.000 And then he became...

02:17:37.000 A serial killer.

02:17:38.000 Chasing that feeling.

02:17:40.000 Yeah.

02:17:40.000 What is it, Jamie?

02:17:42.000 What's the matter?

02:17:44.000 He's got it.

02:17:45.000 I found a website that had seven or something interesting facts about this guy.

02:17:49.000 This is the first one. 0.99

02:17:50.000 He sauteed and ate the penis with his victim. 1.00

02:17:53.000 Yeah, that was the story, right? 1.00

02:17:55.000 Yeah.

02:17:55.000 Yeah, they cooked it together.

02:17:58.000 Sauteed it?

02:17:58.000 Wow.

02:17:59.000 Look at that image.

02:18:00.000 That's not really how it went down.

02:18:03.000 Yeah, that's enough, though. 0.99

02:18:04.000 Does it say how they sauteed the penis? 0.98

02:18:08.000 It's too chewy for either of them to enjoy, so they proceeded to fry it up with some of his flesh and fat and a bit of garlic. 0.99

02:18:16.000 Oh, dude.

02:18:17.000 That's hard.

02:18:18.000 I mean, that's not hard.

02:18:19.000 I guess it's like you're worried about the end, right?

02:18:22.000 And you just say, I'm going to take control.

02:18:24.000 I'm going to bring the end on.

02:18:26.000 And here it is. 1.00

02:18:27.000 We're eating my dick. 1.00

02:18:29.000 This is over. 1.00

02:18:30.000 We're eating my dick. 1.00

02:18:32.000 This is not going to last. 1.00

02:18:34.000 Eat my dick. 1.00

02:18:35.000 And then he goes into the tub to die out from warm water with his dick. 1.00

02:18:40.000 Dickhole bleeding out. 1.00

02:18:42.000 Just really insane stuff. 0.87

02:18:44.000 I mean, to live through that, by the way. 0.62

02:18:46.000 Well, you've got to think that there's just such a wide range of crazy people.

02:18:53.000 Right. 0.99

02:18:53.000 And there's some crazy people like that that want to be eaten, and some crazy people want to eat you. 0.99

02:18:57.000 And if they find each other... 0.94

02:18:59.000 That's the beauty of the internet.

02:19:01.000 You can do that now.

02:19:02.000 You couldn't do that back in the Donner era or even the 90s when the Brazilian soccer team ate each other. 1.00

02:19:08.000 How long do you think that guy could have kept it together?

02:19:10.000 If he just ate that one dude before he could find another guy that would let him eat him.

02:19:16.000 If that was his thing, would he just start murdering people? 0.61

02:19:18.000 Right, exactly.

02:19:19.000 Would he go, Dexter?

02:19:21.000 And that's what I'm saying.

02:19:23.000 Bad people, yeah. 0.99

02:19:26.000 That's fucking terrifying. 1.00

02:19:28.000 I mean, just to go there and kill the guy. 1.00

02:19:31.000 Read a Star Trek novel, by the way. 1.00

02:19:32.000 While the guy's bleeding out in a tub after you ate his dick. 1.00

02:19:36.000 That's some psychopath shit. 1.00

02:19:38.000 Picking dick out of your teeth. 1.00

02:19:40.000 Not that I'm not sharing with you guys. 1.00

02:19:41.000 There are pictures of this online.

02:19:43.000 Oh, no, no, no.

02:19:44.000 Don't do this.

02:19:45.000 I don't need this.

02:19:47.000 What?

02:19:47.000 I don't want to say, yeah.

02:19:48.000 So dick is too chewy. 0.99

02:19:50.000 I was like, don't do this. 1.00

02:19:52.000 Whatever you're going to do, don't do this.

02:19:53.000 It said the jurors had to seek therapy after they watched the video.

02:19:57.000 Oh, of course they did.

02:19:58.000 Of course they did, man.

02:20:00.000 Of course they did.

02:20:01.000 Imagine being a juror and they force you to watch that video. 1.00

02:20:03.000 Yeah, I don't want to see you eat a dick. 1.00

02:20:06.000 And you're the only ones watching it, right? 1.00

02:20:07.000 Because you've got to think that it's not like they're broadcasting it on television. 0.99

02:20:11.000 I mean, on Fear Factor, you guys did it like a, it was always like the big thing of like eating somebody's penis, right? 0.99

02:20:15.000 Or something. 1.00

02:20:17.000 Something's penis. 1.00

02:20:17.000 Basically every day. 1.00

02:20:18.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

02:20:19.000 Bull penis. 1.00

02:20:20.000 One time they had to eat dicks. 1.00

02:20:21.000 Right. 1.00

02:20:22.000 Yeah, they had to eat like bull dick, deer dick, pig dick, something like that. 1.00

02:20:26.000 I forget what the dick were, but it was a bunch of different kinds of dicks. 1.00

02:20:29.000 No human dick. 1.00

02:20:30.000 It's just something so strange. 1.00

02:20:32.000 I had a bit about it. 0.99

02:20:34.000 Never in my life did I think that I'd be standing in front of a girl with a plate full of animal dicks going, you can do it. 1.00

02:20:41.000 Hang in there. 0.99

02:20:43.000 Keep going.

02:20:45.000 Keep going.

02:20:47.000 Control your mind.

02:20:48.000 Control your mind.

02:20:49.000 Coaching them through it.

02:20:50.000 Nice. 1.00

02:20:52.000 Through eating pig penis. 1.00

02:20:54.000 Pig dick. 1.00

02:20:56.000 But it's like you can't... 1.00

02:20:59.000 You can't kill yourself.

02:21:00.000 It's not legal to kill yourself.

02:21:02.000 It's illegal.

02:21:04.000 Suicide's illegal.

02:21:05.000 And it's not legal to eat people.

02:21:08.000 And even if someone tells you to kill them and eat them, you're not allowed to.

02:21:12.000 Even in Germany. 0.99

02:21:13.000 That's assisted suicide, right?

02:21:15.000 Technically?

02:21:16.000 Yeah, but it's cannibalism, too. 1.00

02:21:18.000 We don't allow that.

02:21:19.000 No.

02:21:20.000 Mostly.

02:21:20.000 Humanity doesn't allow that, right?

02:21:22.000 Mostly.

02:21:22.000 There's some tribes.

02:21:23.000 There's a few tribes that still practice cannibalism.

02:21:26.000 Particularly...

02:21:27.000 I guess I was reading...

02:21:30.000 I'm just not interested in what a human tastes like.

02:21:34.000 Well, it's probably not good.

02:21:35.000 Right?

02:21:36.000 Or gross. 0.99

02:21:37.000 Yeah, we eat a lot of trash. 0.99

02:21:38.000 Cannibalism.

02:21:38.000 There's no laws against cannibalism per se, but in most, if not all states, they've enacted laws that indirectly make it impossible to legally obtain and consume the body matter.

02:21:49.000 What?

02:21:49.000 When you put it that way, yeah, it doesn't sound too appetizing.

02:21:52.000 If you can get it.

02:21:52.000 The body matter.

02:21:53.000 Somehow.

02:21:54.000 Wait a minute.

02:21:54.000 Wasn't there a show on CNN where one of their guys, they wanted him to eat charred flesh?

02:22:03.000 Like he was examining different religions.

02:22:06.000 Do you remember something along these lines?

02:22:08.000 It was like some outrageous thing.

02:22:10.000 Was that Gupta?

02:22:11.000 Sanjay?

02:22:11.000 No, I don't think it was Sanjay Gupta.

02:22:13.000 It was someone else.

02:22:15.000 He visited...

02:22:18.000 All of these different religions and people that live their lives in different weird ways. 1.00

02:22:25.000 I know the show you're talking about.

02:22:26.000 I don't remember that episode.

02:22:28.000 You're right, it wasn't Gupta.

02:22:29.000 It was another correspondent.

02:22:32.000 He eventually got fired for CNN for saying something about Trump, which is hilarious.

02:22:39.000 Yeah.

02:22:40.000 Yeah, Reza Aslan.

02:22:42.000 Sparks outrage after eating human brain in new show.

02:22:45.000 It takes like charcoal.

02:22:47.000 See, the problem with that too, by eating a human brain, is that, I mean, maybe these cults or these tribes or whatever he's involved with does do that.

02:22:56.000 If the brain has prions, prions are what gives you mad cow disease. 1.00

02:23:04.000 Oh, really?

02:23:04.000 Yeah.

02:23:05.000 So you can get sick from that and die.

02:23:13.000 Jacob Krexfeld disease.

02:23:16.000 It's basically mad cow disease.

02:23:19.000 You get it from prions.

02:23:20.000 You get it from brain tissue.

02:23:22.000 They survive thousands of degrees.

02:23:26.000 Yeah, Kruxfeld-Jakob disease.

02:23:28.000 That's it.

02:23:28.000 It's a rare degenerative fatal brain disorder and affects about one person.

02:23:32.000 So some people get it without cannibalism, but it also does happen.

02:23:37.000 See, one person every million worldwide in the United States are about 350 cases per year.

02:23:43.000 Crazy.

02:23:44.000 So it must have been really charred, though.

02:23:47.000 It doesn't matter, I don't think.

02:23:49.000 Really?

02:23:49.000 Yeah, I don't think it does.

02:23:50.000 He's still alive.

02:23:51.000 Yeah.

02:23:52.000 Well, he might not have had the prions of someone who has a disease.

02:23:56.000 Okay.

02:23:57.000 But if that person did, that's why it has to be the temperature that it has to be cooked at.

02:24:04.000 It's supposed to be insane.

02:24:05.000 I think prions can survive more than a thousand degrees for a long period of time.

02:24:10.000 Okay.

02:24:11.000 That's one of the fears of, like, mad cow disease. 1.00

02:24:13.000 Like, you really are not going to be able to cook it well enough to keep that shit from getting in your bloodstream. 1.00

02:24:19.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:24:20.000 Fuck. 1.00

02:24:21.000 See, Google how long... 1.00

02:24:22.000 Jamie, you're Googling off the chain today.

02:24:25.000 You got extra Google.

02:24:26.000 A lot of flesh talk today.

02:24:27.000 Yeah. 0.92

02:24:28.000 I was just sucking up stuff about it.

02:24:29.000 What temperature do prions survive in? 0.76

02:24:34.000 Because I think it's more than a thousand degrees and they can still survive.

02:24:38.000 Which I remember reading that going, oh, this is terrible.

02:24:42.000 Mad cow disease.

02:24:43.000 Zombies.

02:24:44.000 Zombies, yeah, exactly.

02:24:46.000 I mean, you hunt your food, so you're not worried about that.

02:24:50.000 Yeah, but you should be worried because there's a thing called chronic wasting disease.

02:24:53.000 And chronic wasting disease is essentially a form of, like, mad cow disease, like a very similar type of degenerative disease that affects deer, that it's affecting an increasing number of them.

02:25:05.000 They're spreading across the country.

02:25:06.000 Now, it hasn't made the jump to humans yet, but it could.

02:25:10.000 So, I don't want to worry you here, but...

02:25:14.000 You can't hunt deer no more, man.

02:25:15.000 Rions cannot be destroyed by boiling, alcohol, acid, standard autoclaving methods, or radiation.

02:25:21.000 That's what I'm saying.

02:25:22.000 Or radiation.

02:25:23.000 That's what I'm saying. 0.99

02:25:24.000 So they're like roaches. 0.93

02:25:25.000 They'll survive everything. 0.71

02:25:26.000 Well, you know what they are?

02:25:27.000 They're God's poison.

02:25:28.000 Okay.

02:25:29.000 When God's like, enough.

02:25:31.000 Like, no fire, no flames, no ice, no water.

02:25:35.000 You ain't fixing this.

02:25:36.000 Yeah.

02:25:37.000 This is coming in hot.

02:25:38.000 Yeah, and this is still, you can't...

02:25:40.000 Brions are forever.

02:25:42.000 Wow.

02:25:42.000 The lethal proteins are in the hard-to-kill hall of fame and may be more common than we realize.

02:25:48.000 See, this is what I'm talking about.

02:25:50.000 So these things, this is what affects people when they get mad cow disease.

02:25:55.000 And this is also what it affects, cannibals. 0.99

02:25:59.000 Kruxfeld-Jakob or Jakob Kruxfeld?

02:26:01.000 You got it the first way.

02:26:02.000 Kruxfeld-Jakob.

02:26:03.000 CJD. Okay.

02:26:05.000 Kruxfeld-Jakob disease.

02:26:06.000 But it affects cannibals. 0.97

02:26:08.000 They found out that cannibals in New Zealand...

02:26:11.000 New Guinea.

02:26:12.000 Cannibals in New Guinea exhibited the same sort of symptoms as people with Cruxfeld-Yakob disease.

02:26:20.000 Google that, Jamie. 0.99

02:26:22.000 I don't fucking hate people. 0.99

02:26:23.000 Cannibals. 0.99

02:26:23.000 Cannibals that get Cruxfeld-Yakob disease. 0.99

02:26:26.000 Those poor cannibals. 1.00

02:26:27.000 Well, they're eating brain matter. 0.99

02:26:29.000 That's what it is.

02:26:30.000 Yeah, just eat the flesh.

02:26:31.000 Fry the flesh.

02:26:32.000 Just eat the booty. 1.00

02:26:35.000 Oh, here you go. 0.98

02:26:36.000 Only pork butt. 0.92

02:26:37.000 They evolved their resistance to it.

02:26:40.000 Because they were getting it so much.

02:26:42.000 Oh, my God.

02:26:43.000 That's so crazy.

02:26:44.000 Wow.

02:26:45.000 Good for them.

02:26:45.000 The practice of cannibalism in one Papua New Guinea tribe led to the spread of a fatal brain disease called Kuru that caused a devastating epidemic in the group.

02:26:54.000 But now some members of the tribe carry a gene that appears to protect against Kuru as well as other so-called prion diseases such as mad cow.

02:27:03.000 So they evolved.

02:27:04.000 They evolved that generation.

02:27:05.000 Wow.

02:27:06.000 Like a superbug. 1.00

02:27:08.000 Fucking life finds a way, man. 1.00

02:27:10.000 To eat more life. 1.00

02:27:12.000 Life finds a way.

02:27:12.000 I wonder how long it's going to take before we're physically addicted to phones to the point where you need it to stay alive.

02:27:19.000 I mean...

02:27:20.000 Like you need warm clothes, right?

02:27:23.000 In a cold environment.

02:27:24.000 You need a warm house.

02:27:26.000 How long before you need a phone?

02:27:29.000 Like, here's the thing.

02:27:30.000 The phone's going to help you.

02:27:32.000 It's going to make everything better, but you need it.

02:27:34.000 So it's almost like a heart monitor.

02:27:36.000 Like, I'm going to need this.

02:27:37.000 You have to have it.

02:27:39.000 Wow.

02:27:40.000 It's going to take generations.

02:27:41.000 If you just call it an access point to the internet instead of a phone, a way to access that information.

02:27:47.000 Yeah, don't just call it a phone.

02:27:48.000 Call it an electronic soul.

02:27:50.000 I mean, well, the phone is the only access to that matrix, which is the internet, and that thing's not real, you know, unless you live inside of it.

02:27:58.000 It's not real yet.

02:27:59.000 No.

02:28:00.000 It's drawing you in, though.

02:28:01.000 How often do you use your phone every day?

02:28:02.000 I mean, obviously, yeah.

02:28:04.000 Obviously, right?

02:28:05.000 Yeah, we're talking about, yeah.

02:28:06.000 Everybody just gives in, obviously.

02:28:07.000 Yeah, I'm using it.

02:28:08.000 I'm not saying I'm above it.

02:28:09.000 I'm just saying.

02:28:10.000 And I'm not even sure why.

02:28:12.000 Sometimes I'm searching Google News just to see if something's interesting.

02:28:15.000 Yeah, I'll look at the same news feed.

02:28:16.000 What do you got?

02:28:17.000 Nothing in politics?

02:28:17.000 Okay.

02:28:19.000 What about entertainment?

02:28:20.000 Nothing, nothing, nothing.

02:28:21.000 How about science?

02:28:21.000 Give me some science.

02:28:22.000 Come on! 0.61

02:28:23.000 What do you got for me?

02:28:24.000 What do you got for me?

02:28:25.000 Just constantly, instead of thinking about what I'm doing, constantly searching for some new data.

02:28:30.000 It's weird.

02:28:32.000 Right?

02:28:33.000 I mean, it's happening.

02:28:34.000 I mean, we can't get rid of it.

02:28:37.000 No.

02:28:37.000 I mean, you're talking about this generation of kids, this is the two girls, one cup generation.

02:28:41.000 You know what I mean?

02:28:41.000 They get to see it at five years old on their phone.

02:28:44.000 Right.

02:28:45.000 That's going to change.

02:28:46.000 Yeah, so I think when you're saying that's going to take generations, I mean, it could be a few generations removed from where you don't know any better if you don't have a phone.

02:28:53.000 Wow. 0.99

02:28:55.000 So we'd be the faces of death generation, because our parents probably never saw that shit. 1.00

02:28:59.000 But we definitely did. 1.00

02:29:00.000 They saw it in the war, son.

02:29:02.000 Yeah, they saw it in person.

02:29:03.000 We saw it on tape.

02:29:03.000 You weren't there, man.

02:29:04.000 We were the first bitch-ass generation. 1.00

02:29:07.000 I mean, my generation, yeah, we're definitely bitch-asses. 1.00

02:29:10.000 Well, when you go back to World War II, everybody was signing up, right? 0.99

02:29:16.000 Right.

02:29:17.000 People just signed up for the war.

02:29:21.000 But then they got around to Vietnam.

02:29:22.000 I was like, what?

02:29:23.000 Yeah, well, why were we there? 0.98

02:29:24.000 What the fuck are we doing over there? 0.96

02:29:25.000 They manipulated that war, though, so that was different. 0.98

02:29:27.000 World War II, like, you know, Pearl Harbor happened.

02:29:29.000 You know, there's no Pearl Harbor that happened for Vietnam.

02:29:32.000 Even 9-11, like, you know, like, the guys were signed up to go, you know, quote, unquote, fight those terrorists, you know, this faction of dudes.

02:29:38.000 Like how many guys came back from World War II with horrific memories?

02:29:44.000 Right.

02:29:45.000 Remember Saving Private Ryan?

02:29:47.000 Yeah.

02:29:48.000 That was one of the best depictions of a historical event and to put it into like real perspective what it probably was like when those guys were getting gunned down on the beach.

02:29:58.000 Yeah, you didn't know if it was going to be you or not. 0.99

02:30:01.000 But it's also, whoa, this is real as fuck. 0.99

02:30:06.000 And then imagine leaving that and coming back and you just had to be normal. 0.99

02:30:09.000 Yeah, because most movies that we saw about war, go back to John Wayne movies about war.

02:30:15.000 They were never gory.

02:30:16.000 It was like, bang!

02:30:18.000 And the guy would fall down.

02:30:20.000 He would hold his stomach.

02:30:22.000 You didn't see anything.

02:30:24.000 And then later, even in movies like Apocalypse Now, I mean, it was still wild.

02:30:30.000 It still gave you this feeling of war.

02:30:33.000 But there was never anywhere near the gore of that scene in Saving Private Ryan. 0.99

02:30:39.000 When you see people with their legs blown off and their guts hanging out, you're like, holy shit. 0.99

02:30:44.000 That's war. 0.99

02:30:45.000 That's what a war really looks like.

02:30:46.000 I mean, that's war.

02:30:46.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:30:47.000 But we never saw that.

02:30:48.000 You never see that unless you're there in the war or unless you're watching a movie like that.

02:30:55.000 Because the movies that whitewash it, they give it this feeling of like, oh, you got me!

02:31:04.000 I think what they're exposed to as far as their entertainment in the 1940s and then boom you're there and you're seeing real war.

02:31:13.000 I mean that'll scare you straight.

02:31:15.000 Like why would you want to go fight in that?

02:31:17.000 They were scared of the Germans taking over the world. 0.99

02:31:19.000 They saved the world from the Nazis. 0.76

02:31:21.000 That's one of those rare...

02:31:23.000 That's a great way to put it.

02:31:23.000 Save the world from the Nazis.

02:31:25.000 ...rare wars where it's not that sloppy.

02:31:29.000 It's pretty clear.

02:31:30.000 Right.

02:31:30.000 You got a real evil...

02:31:31.000 These guys are, yeah, they're evil. 0.58

02:31:33.000 Right, right, right. 0.99

02:31:33.000 ...evil empire. 0.99

02:31:34.000 You have a legitimate evil empire that's killing people. 0.99

02:31:37.000 They killed six million Jews. 0.98

02:31:39.000 Yeah.

02:31:40.000 Or whatever the number is.

02:31:42.000 What is the number?

02:31:43.000 They always...

02:31:43.000 Yeah, I said five million one time.

02:31:45.000 Is somebody correct?

02:31:45.000 They always correct.

02:31:46.000 It's always six million.

02:31:47.000 Yeah.

02:31:49.000 Genocide.

02:31:52.000 Genocide.

02:31:58.000 Genocide.

02:32:02.000 They showed all these SS officers laughing and with kids on their laps, and the caption was something to the effect of, don't ever think that the people that you think of as monsters are not human.

02:32:14.000 Like, humans are capable.

02:32:16.000 Regular humans are capable of horrific, monstrous behavior if they all agree to it.

02:32:22.000 And so it showed these SS officers and they just look so normal and laughing and ha ha ha. 0.80

02:32:29.000 Meanwhile, there's these Jewish skeleton people living in a cage just a few yards over. 0.96

02:32:36.000 Isn't that what a cabaret is about? 0.97

02:32:39.000 Kind of.

02:32:39.000 I was watching the movies on CNN. They're kind of saying cabaret is showing how all these funny, nice people, they're Nazis.

02:32:48.000 I didn't see that movie.

02:32:49.000 Who's in that movie?

02:32:51.000 I forget who's in it, but I know it's like a musical.

02:32:53.000 Liza Minnelli.

02:32:54.000 There we go.

02:32:55.000 Wow.

02:32:55.000 Yeah.

02:32:56.000 Never saw it.

02:32:57.000 Is that what it was really all about?

02:32:58.000 I didn't know that either.

02:32:59.000 I watched that.

02:33:00.000 I learned about it through Tom Hanks' The Movies on CNN. Well, you've obviously never seen The Man Who Killed Hitler and then Bigfoot.

02:33:07.000 All of it.

02:33:08.000 It would be clear.

02:33:09.000 Sam Elliott's my guy.

02:33:11.000 Do you understand why the Nazis are so bad?

02:33:14.000 Yeah, it's...

02:33:16.000 We haven't had, you know, you're right, we haven't had somebody as evil as the Nazis, right? 0.76

02:33:21.000 But they've tried to make guys like that, you know?

02:33:23.000 The Viet Cong, Saddam Hussein, Bin Laden.

02:33:26.000 But that one was clear-cut.

02:33:28.000 Like, everybody was like, oh, Jesus Christ.

02:33:30.000 Let's go get Hitler. 0.99

02:33:31.000 We've got to stop this. 1.00

02:33:32.000 This motherfucker. 1.00

02:33:33.000 When you see him scream in front of the crowd, like, Why would you follow that? 1.00

02:33:40.000 Shit! 1.00

02:33:41.000 They're all high on fucking methamphetamines, aren't they, though? 1.00

02:33:44.000 Let's say yes. 1.00

02:33:45.000 Okay.

02:33:46.000 Even if we don't know. 0.95

02:33:47.000 Eat that, Nazis! 0.98

02:33:48.000 He was tripping. 0.98

02:33:49.000 That video of him, he was definitely tripping. 1.00

02:33:51.000 He was rubbing his cane on his dick. 1.00

02:33:53.000 He was tweaking. 1.00

02:33:54.000 But a whole country was into that.

02:33:55.000 They're just like, yeah, yeah, this is our guy.

02:33:57.000 We're going to do whatever he says.

02:33:58.000 Yep.

02:33:59.000 Yep.

02:33:59.000 They didn't even know what it meant to have someone like him run a country back then.

02:34:07.000 How drugs like Pervitin and cocaine fueled the Nazis' rise and fall. 0.57

02:34:12.000 Wow.

02:34:13.000 Despite Hitler's anti-drug rhetoric, Nazi Germany used a little courage pill called Pervitin.

02:34:18.000 To take Europe by storm, and it turns out it was pure methamphetamine.

02:34:23.000 Wow.

02:34:23.000 There it is.

02:34:24.000 Pervitin methamphetamine hydrochloride.

02:34:28.000 Who made that? 1.00

02:34:29.000 It looks like the fucking Germans did, because it's in German. 1.00

02:34:32.000 I know what I'm saying. 1.00

02:34:32.000 What company? 1.00

02:34:33.000 What company's making Pervitin?

02:34:35.000 Some Nazi company. 0.56

02:34:36.000 Okay.

02:34:36.000 So they were just giving out everybody meth.

02:34:38.000 Yeah.

02:34:39.000 Instead of methed up country.

02:34:41.000 That makes sense. 0.98

02:34:42.000 That'll kill six million Jews, yeah. 0.98

02:34:44.000 Oh, okay.

02:34:45.000 It says, still couldn't ditch an Axis Power meeting, so Hitler's personal physician injected the Fuhrer with a drug called Eukadol. 0.64

02:34:54.000 Think oxycodone combined with cocaine to perk him up.

02:34:59.000 Yeah.

02:34:59.000 The physician took a significant risk in doing so.

02:35:02.000 After all, Hitler was prone to latching on to addictive substances and refusing to let go. 0.87

02:35:07.000 But in this case, the injection seemed warranted.

02:35:11.000 Hitler was doubled over with violent spastic constipation, refusing to speak to anyone.

02:35:17.000 Immediately after the first injection and despite his doctor's wishes, a revived Hitler ordered another injection. 0.97

02:35:24.000 Hitler then left for the meeting with the gusto of a soldier half his age. 0.71

02:35:28.000 Okay, so it was like, yeah.

02:35:30.000 He was methed up, man.

02:35:32.000 Yeah, he thought he was taking, like, super pills or whatever he was taking.

02:35:34.000 Liquid cocaine and meth and oxycodone.

02:35:38.000 Hitler reportedly spoke for several hours without stopping.

02:35:41.000 At the meeting with Mussolini, Hitler reportedly spoke for several hours without stopping.

02:35:46.000 The Italian dictator, who sat massaging his own back, dabbing his forehead with a handkerchief and sighing, had hoped to convince Hitler to let Italy drop out of the war.

02:35:56.000 He never got the chance.

02:35:58.000 You never got a word in edgewise.

02:35:59.000 Oh my god.

02:36:00.000 So, can you imagine being poor Mussolini?

02:36:02.000 You're over there talking to Hitler. 1.00

02:36:03.000 He's methed out of his fucking mind. 0.99

02:36:07.000 And you're trying to tell him, look, Italian, we don't want to go to war. 1.00

02:36:10.000 We want to back out of this.

02:36:12.000 We'd like to just kick it back.

02:36:15.000 You know what I mean?

02:36:16.000 Good luck.

02:36:17.000 We hope for the best...

02:36:20.000 And Hitler comes over all messed up. 0.93

02:36:22.000 Have you hung around Spikers? 1.00

02:36:24.000 Yes.

02:36:24.000 Okay.

02:36:25.000 Here it says, Jamie's trying to show us this.

02:36:27.000 This is what, he won't let it go.

02:36:28.000 This is about one episode amid Hitler's almost daily drug use, which included barbiturates, bull semen. 0.99

02:36:37.000 Bull semen. 0.99

02:36:38.000 Bull semen. 0.98

02:36:39.000 Testosterone.

02:36:40.000 Opiates.

02:36:41.000 And stimulants such as Pervitin, a courage pill.

02:36:45.000 So he was taking meth.

02:36:47.000 Isn't bull semen like taurine or whatever?

02:36:49.000 Bull semen is taurine?

02:36:50.000 It sounds like it would be.

02:36:53.000 Yeah, like Red Bull.

02:36:54.000 It's supposed to be like something.

02:36:55.000 It's supposed to be like some kind of...

02:36:57.000 Bull jizz?

02:36:57.000 Yeah, bull jizz.

02:36:58.000 Take that, Red Bull.

02:37:00.000 That's, again, some serious stoner.

02:37:02.000 I've heard taurine.

02:37:04.000 Am I right?

02:37:05.000 Is he right?

02:37:06.000 Taurine is bull semen. 0.88

02:37:07.000 Oh my god.

02:37:08.000 Taurine is a key ingredient in red bull, monster, rock star, and other energy.

02:37:14.000 It's an organic molecule, not an amino acid, named for the Latin taurus, which means ox or bull, because originally taurine was extracted from bull semen.

02:37:25.000 Red bull semen. 0.98

02:37:27.000 Originally, taurine was extracted that way, but it is an ingredient in bull semen.

02:37:33.000 So the taurine in Red Bull probably doesn't come from bull semen, but taurine is in bull semen.

02:37:38.000 So Hitler was getting his taurine right from the tap. 0.92

02:37:43.000 From the source. 1.00

02:37:44.000 Do you think you just suck the bull's dick? 1.00

02:37:46.000 The best way is to suck upon it. 1.00

02:37:49.000 Suck the dick! 1.00

02:37:49.000 You get it from the top when it is fresh and it's 700% more potent. 1.00

02:37:55.000 The Fuhras just gets down there. 0.99

02:37:57.000 They hold the bull back with straps and buckles.

02:38:00.000 It's kicking. 0.99

02:38:02.000 And Hitler gets his sloppy Nazi mouth right over that fat bull hog. 1.00

02:38:08.000 And that is apparently the origin of that upper lip mustache. 0.99

02:38:11.000 That upper lip mustache was to catch all the succulent drops when he's choking on Jesus.

02:38:17.000 He's like...

02:38:18.000 The flavor saver. 1.00

02:38:19.000 And that giant bull dick is pummeling the back of his throat and fills it up. 1.00

02:38:24.000 When it comes out of his nose, because a lot of the jizz comes out of his nose, that's just enough mustache to catch the jizz. 1.00

02:38:32.000 So that's why he had that mustache.

02:38:34.000 A lot of people don't know.

02:38:36.000 I can't believe that many people follow that kind of guy.

02:38:38.000 I mean, like, and everybody's just cracked out.

02:38:41.000 It's a perfect jizz-catching mustache.

02:38:43.000 If you think about it, if it's coming out of your nose, which it does do, right?

02:38:47.000 Like milk does.

02:38:48.000 Right.

02:38:48.000 Right?

02:38:48.000 You know, you cough when you're drinking milk and it comes out of your nose.

02:38:50.000 Some semen's coming out of your nose. 0.96

02:38:52.000 Semen's coming out of your nose. 1.00

02:38:52.000 And he's just, yeah. 1.00

02:38:53.000 He's catching it.

02:38:55.000 Savoring it.

02:38:57.000 No.

02:38:58.000 You're saying...

02:38:58.000 I mean, I'm just saying.

02:39:00.000 How many people were in Germany at that time?

02:39:01.000 How many people were in...

02:39:02.000 Millions.

02:39:03.000 Were SS soldiers?

02:39:05.000 I wonder.

02:39:05.000 That's a good question.

02:39:06.000 Right?

02:39:06.000 How many people actually joined?

02:39:08.000 Yeah.

02:39:08.000 Well, I think you had to be a part of it, right?

02:39:10.000 Right.

02:39:10.000 Otherwise you were...

02:39:11.000 The Hitler Youth as well? 0.87

02:39:12.000 Yeah.

02:39:13.000 It was a whole...

02:39:14.000 Yeah, the whole society was that.

02:39:15.000 It was all...

02:39:16.000 Yeah, it became Nazi Germany.

02:39:18.000 National Socialist.

02:39:19.000 What is it?

02:39:20.000 What is the actual...

02:39:21.000 What does Nazi actually stand for?

02:39:26.000 I mean, didn't shut up for seven hours?

02:39:28.000 Dude, poor Mussolini.

02:39:30.000 National socialism, I guess.

02:39:33.000 That's it?

02:39:33.000 The National Socialist German Workers' Party is what it was.

02:39:36.000 Oh, so they were socialists.

02:39:37.000 Imagine poor Mussolini. 0.99

02:39:40.000 Didn't he kill more people? 0.98

02:39:43.000 I don't know how many he killed. 0.81

02:39:46.000 Stalin, didn't he kill the most? 0.95

02:39:48.000 He killed the most, yeah. 0.69

02:39:50.000 He's Kareem Abdul-Jabbar of Mass Murderers. 0.97

02:39:53.000 He's got the points record, too.

02:39:56.000 Man.

02:39:57.000 When you're a person like that, and you didn't used to be a Stalin, you were just a person, and then all of a sudden you're in a position of power, and then all of a sudden you're responsible for the death of untold millions of people.

02:40:09.000 Oh yeah, almost tens.

02:40:11.000 So Mao was the most by a long shot.

02:40:13.000 Okay.

02:40:14.000 Look at Mao.

02:40:15.000 So Stalin, it's Hitler, and then Stalin. 0.60

02:40:18.000 17. Yeah.

02:40:20.000 No Mussolini on the list, okay.

02:40:22.000 But Mao, Mao was like 400 million, right?

02:40:26.000 It says 78, but yeah, I don't know.

02:40:28.000 Okay, Google Mao might have been responsible for 400 million, because there was an article I was reading yesterday.

02:40:33.000 Really?

02:40:33.000 400 million people?

02:40:35.000 Yeah, they revised the amount of people that they think were dead directly because of Mao.

02:40:41.000 Oh, okay.

02:40:42.000 You're saying directly killed?

02:40:44.000 400 people?

02:40:45.000 Some insane number of people were killed during Mao's reign.

02:40:49.000 What are they saying?

02:40:51.000 There's a place called Mao's Kitchen.

02:40:53.000 Maybe I added a zero to it.

02:40:56.000 Maybe I added a zero.

02:40:57.000 Most likely.

02:40:59.000 So 45 million.

02:41:00.000 And the other one said 70?

02:41:01.000 So it's between 45 and whatever the other number is.

02:41:05.000 So he's number one with a bullet.

02:41:07.000 Wow. 0.75

02:41:08.000 He's the guy responsible for the most death during his time.

02:41:11.000 Again though, there was a restaurant here in Los Angeles called Mao's Kitchen. 0.99

02:41:16.000 That's disrespectful as fuck. 0.98

02:41:17.000 Tyson has Mao on his arm. 0.99

02:41:19.000 Oh, does it? 1.00

02:41:19.000 Well, I mean, you know, he's supposed to kill people. 1.00

02:41:21.000 Well, when he was in jail, I think, he probably read some philosophy from Mao.

02:41:25.000 I mean, yeah, those guys, I mean, those guys write, they write good books.

02:41:30.000 Well...

02:41:30.000 Mein Kampf is, uh, it's pretty good.

02:41:32.000 Is it?

02:41:33.000 Did you read it?

02:41:33.000 I read it in English, yeah.

02:41:34.000 Are you allowed to read it now?

02:41:36.000 Like, when you read it, you're probably allowed to read it.

02:41:38.000 Like, if you buy it...

02:41:38.000 I don't think you can buy it today, yeah, but it's...

02:41:40.000 If you try to buy Mein Kampf on your Kindle, would you get flagged?

02:41:42.000 If you're, like, sales stuff, it's, like, it's literally, it's just, like, talking about the sale.

02:41:46.000 I mean, it's obviously talking about, you know... 0.89

02:41:49.000 Killing Jews, but... 0.91

02:41:50.000 What is it talking about? 1.00

02:41:51.000 The sale of...

02:41:52.000 It's talking about how they can overcome.

02:41:55.000 And it's like his struggle is basically just...

02:41:57.000 It is a propaganda book, but it's like...

02:41:59.000 From a sales perspective, you're just like, I see where he's coming from.

02:42:02.000 Not saying that...

02:42:02.000 I'm condoning it, but I'm saying you're like, okay, there's so much passion in it.

02:42:06.000 You know what I mean?

02:42:06.000 It's like a memoir.

02:42:08.000 So he's selling to the people that they can overcome the economic situation that Germany's in and they can rise above.

02:42:13.000 Yes.

02:42:14.000 And if you tried to buy that today to read it, people would assume...

02:42:18.000 I was young when I read it, by the way.

02:42:19.000 You can?

02:42:19.000 I would think it was, yeah.

02:42:20.000 Oh, you can buy it on Amazon.

02:42:21.000 You can buy it on Amazon.

02:42:23.000 But come on, son.

02:42:24.000 You know you're on a list.

02:42:25.000 I am now.

02:42:26.000 Right?

02:42:28.000 I read it in the library.

02:42:29.000 They had it in the library.

02:42:30.000 But if you buy it today, you don't think you get on a list.

02:42:31.000 Right, you definitely have a list.

02:42:32.000 Yeah.

02:42:33.000 For sure.

02:42:33.000 If you buy a Confederate flag, you're on a list now.

02:42:35.000 Oh, yeah.

02:42:36.000 For sure.

02:42:36.000 If you buy a Dukes of Hazzard DVD set.

02:42:38.000 You're on the list?

02:42:39.000 You're on a list.

02:42:40.000 Were you doing Jeff Foxworthy? 0.99

02:42:41.000 If it's one on the cover, the one with the General Lee leaping over the fucking canyon with the Confederate flag, clearly.

02:42:49.000 Some book that, I think it was maybe the one you talk about a lot, but I remember in the late 90s, people were saying, if you went to the bookstore to buy this book, you're on a list. 0.99

02:42:56.000 And if you had to go buy it with cash and wear a hoodie and cover your face and shit. 0.89

02:43:00.000 Yeah, I remember that. 1.00

02:43:01.000 It was always those stupid rumors. 1.00

02:43:03.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:43:03.000 What was the book? 1.00

02:43:04.000 I think it was the cross book that you've talked about.

02:43:07.000 The Sacred Cross?

02:43:08.000 Oh, The Sacred Mushroom and the Cross?

02:43:09.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:43:10.000 Was it really?

02:43:10.000 That's the one I would have heard of.

02:43:12.000 My rumor might get passed around a lot for five years or something.

02:43:16.000 Do you remember A Course in Miracles?

02:43:20.000 A Course in Miracles was a book that was going around, I want to say, in the early, early 90s.

02:43:29.000 There was a bunch of people that were telling you to read some book by this couple and they were channeling an angel who wrote this book.

02:43:37.000 It's one of those books where I don't know if it was any good because everybody that recommended it was so annoying.

02:43:47.000 Like Eat, Pray, Love?

02:43:49.000 Was that the other one?

02:43:50.000 The Secret?

02:43:51.000 Well, it was extremely spiritual, air quotes.

02:43:54.000 Okay.

02:43:55.000 And it was all about how to live.

02:43:56.000 And it might be an amazing book, but I remember everybody that wanted to recommend it, I always had like a...

02:44:01.000 Right.

02:44:02.000 And I was a young man at the time, and I was very dismissive about a lot of things that I wouldn't be dismissive of today.

02:44:08.000 But I remember it was like one of those books where annoying people loved it.

02:44:13.000 Yeah.

02:44:14.000 Yeah.

02:44:15.000 You've got to read this book, right?

02:44:16.000 Yeah.

02:44:17.000 It's like, this book transformed me.

02:44:19.000 It's a gift.

02:44:20.000 I'm giving you this book because I want you to read it and it's going to transform you too.

02:44:24.000 Wow.

02:44:25.000 This is me giving my love to you.

02:44:27.000 Maybe I'm reading a book about someone who said they were channeling an angel and that's nonsense.

02:44:32.000 Right.

02:44:33.000 How about that? 0.96

02:44:35.000 How about I have to think about the fact that it's a nonsense person. 0.53

02:44:38.000 There's a website for it.

02:44:39.000 Foundation for inner peace.

02:44:40.000 Look at the light.

02:44:43.000 It looks like the Dianetic scene.

02:44:48.000 It's very cultish.

02:44:49.000 What's the origin of it?

02:44:53.000 Am I correct? 0.96

02:44:54.000 Did it come from someone who channeled an angel or some shit like that? 0.91

02:44:59.000 Isn't that the idea? 0.97

02:45:01.000 I don't know.

02:45:03.000 Well, let's Google what is the origin of Containing curriculum, aiming at assisting readers in achieving spiritual transformation.

02:45:13.000 Am I conflating this with some other book?

02:45:16.000 We were talking Mein Kampf.

02:45:17.000 It's almost the same thing.

02:45:19.000 But where someone said that someone wrote it for them, that it was written as they were channeling.

02:45:25.000 Oh, really?

02:45:26.000 Someone went on Oprah to talk about it in 1992. Did they say that?

02:45:31.000 Am I making this up?

02:45:33.000 I'm trying to see what it says.

02:45:34.000 I'm reading it too quick.

02:45:35.000 So it's in Oprah's Book Club.

02:45:36.000 It's on Johnny Carson, too, also.

02:45:38.000 Wow.

02:45:39.000 This book got around.

02:45:40.000 Right.

02:45:40.000 I don't think you're going to find it from there.

02:45:42.000 Just Google what is the origin story for A Course in Miracles.

02:45:50.000 But it was one of those books where if you were dating a yoga teacher, you'd go to her house, she'd have it on the coffee table.

02:45:55.000 Right.

02:45:57.000 On your way to the vegan restaurant, let's go.

02:46:00.000 You know?

02:46:02.000 I mean, because you think, like, if the Nazis do win, that does become, like, the coffee book. 0.77

02:46:06.000 Mein Kampf.

02:46:07.000 Yeah.

02:46:07.000 You know?

02:46:07.000 If the Nazis won, it's super inspirational.

02:46:09.000 And in her voice, she identified as Jesus.

02:46:14.000 Began...

02:46:23.000 So the same guy who wrote the Mormon Bible said the same thing.

02:46:27.000 Joseph Smith.

02:46:28.000 Yeah.

02:46:29.000 So that's what it is.

02:46:30.000 So I'm correct.

02:46:31.000 So it's like a Bible.

02:46:34.000 Well, it's like one of those things, like maybe that happened.

02:46:38.000 Right.

02:46:39.000 Maybe that happened.

02:46:40.000 I mean, sold some books, obviously. 0.99

02:46:41.000 Or maybe you're crazy. 0.99

02:46:42.000 Maybe you're out of your fucking mind, and you want people to think that you're special, so you wrote these rules on how people should live, and they're pretty good. 1.00

02:46:51.000 They resonate well. 0.99

02:46:52.000 They make sense.

02:46:53.000 Sounds like the original Bible, too.

02:46:54.000 Yeah, you're not 100% crazy.

02:46:56.000 This is good structure.

02:46:58.000 We assume that if someone tells a crazy story like that, they're 100% crazy.

02:47:01.000 Right.

02:47:02.000 I don't have any good ideas. 1.00

02:47:04.000 Like you could be a fucking crazy person with a couple good ideas. 1.00

02:47:08.000 Like Mike is fucking crazy, but I'm telling you. 1.00

02:47:13.000 We're good to go. 1.00

02:47:37.000 Dr. Seuss and all those guys.

02:47:38.000 Mark Twain wrote about Huckleberry Finn and those boys.

02:47:41.000 I thought you were going to snort that.

02:47:42.000 I was like, oh.

02:47:43.000 All this meth talk.

02:47:45.000 Mushroom elixir.

02:47:46.000 Ooh.

02:47:47.000 You want some?

02:47:48.000 What's it going to do to me?

02:47:49.000 Lion's mane?

02:47:50.000 Juice me up?

02:47:51.000 No, no.

02:47:52.000 It's good for your brain.

02:47:53.000 Oh, perfect.

02:47:54.000 It doesn't taste bad either.

02:47:55.000 Thank you.

02:47:56.000 Is that actual lion's mane?

02:47:57.000 Yeah, lion's mane mushroom.

02:47:59.000 Not lions, like a lion lion.

02:48:00.000 Right.

02:48:01.000 It's a mushroom.

02:48:02.000 I just drink it all the time and I feel like I'd be rude if I don't offer you some.

02:48:05.000 Thank you.

02:48:07.000 You're the man.

02:48:13.000 I was going to correct something you asked me earlier.

02:48:15.000 UFC 21 was when that changed.

02:48:17.000 There was a significant rule change and they joined with the Council of Mixed Martial Arts Commission.

02:48:24.000 There were prelim bouts that had two rounds that were only five minutes then.

02:48:28.000 Three five minute rounds and championship rounds changed to five minutes.

02:48:31.000 That's when they added the 10 point must system.

02:48:33.000 So prelim rounds were two rounds, championship rounds were three.

02:48:37.000 Championships were five.

02:48:38.000 Everything else was three.

02:48:40.000 Oh.

02:48:41.000 So before that it was two, though, you said?

02:48:43.000 But this was also pre-Dana and pre-Frititas.

02:48:46.000 So they were still mixed, like the Gracie stuff they were doing, so they just had five-minute rounds until the thing was over.

02:48:51.000 Unlimited five-minute rounds.

02:48:53.000 That's right. 1.00

02:48:53.000 I remember that shit. 1.00

02:48:54.000 That was madness, but it wasn't as bad in terms of madness as the Japanese ones. 1.00

02:49:01.000 The Japanese ones were fucking crazy. 1.00

02:49:03.000 They did so many nutty things. 1.00

02:49:05.000 Yeah.

02:49:06.000 They had so many, like, crazy freak shows.

02:49:10.000 And they still do.

02:49:10.000 Right.

02:49:11.000 They got this lady named Gabby Garcia. 1.00

02:49:13.000 She's like 6'2", 240 pounds. 1.00

02:49:16.000 Amazon.

02:49:16.000 And they have her fighting, like, housewives.

02:49:18.000 She beats the fuck out of these ladies. 1.00

02:49:19.000 What? 1.00

02:49:20.000 And it's all consensual, right?

02:49:21.000 Like when they're signing up?

02:49:22.000 Yeah.

02:49:22.000 Okay.

02:49:23.000 They like freak shows.

02:49:24.000 Right.

02:49:25.000 I mean, yeah, look at their game shows.

02:49:26.000 Yeah.

02:49:27.000 Yeah, exactly.

02:49:27.000 What is going on with that?

02:49:29.000 It's just, because I think they're such a repressed country, aren't they? 0.96

02:49:32.000 I think so.

02:49:32.000 Yeah, I think this is like, I don't think they have like bending machines where like guys have like...

02:49:36.000 There's Gabby.

02:49:37.000 Look at that.

02:49:39.000 She's beating up housewives? 1.00

02:49:40.000 Look at the guns. 1.00

02:49:42.000 Yeah, pull up a video of her giving some motherfucking... 1.00

02:49:45.000 That's Ronda Rousey. 0.99

02:49:46.000 That's not real.

02:49:46.000 This is real.

02:49:47.000 That's Gabby? 0.98

02:49:48.000 That fight's real.

02:49:49.000 So look at the size of that woman that she has to fight. 1.00

02:49:51.000 I mean, what is up with the definition though, Gabby?

02:49:54.000 Mexican supplements.

02:49:55.000 Okay.

02:49:56.000 100%.

02:49:57.000 Nice.

02:49:58.000 She's Gab.

02:49:58.000 Keep it 100%.

02:50:01.000 I mean, yeah.

02:50:03.000 You're bigger than your trainer.

02:50:04.000 That's Vandelli Silva.

02:50:06.000 Yeah!

02:50:06.000 That's nuts.

02:50:07.000 That's crazy.

02:50:08.000 Yeah, she's a big lady. 1.00

02:50:09.000 Yeah.

02:50:10.000 So, anyway, Japan loves that.

02:50:12.000 That was when she was real thin. 0.62

02:50:13.000 At one point in time, she'd gotten real ripped and small. 0.98

02:50:17.000 And then got right back up to Giganti again to win in these fucking Japanese events. 0.95

02:50:23.000 Is she in UFC? No, she fights for, I think, I don't know which one. 0.95

02:50:27.000 Might be Ryzen.

02:50:29.000 I see.

02:50:33.000 Doesn't say which one.

02:50:35.000 Yeah, why is she not like a... 1.00

02:50:36.000 I mean, she's bigger than every female in UFC. Yeah, she's giant. 1.00

02:50:40.000 So she's got no division.

02:50:42.000 Yeah, she's giant. 1.00

02:50:43.000 She's 6'2".

02:50:45.000 I mean, she's in the 240-pound weight class, somewhere like that. 1.00

02:50:52.000 So she's a heavyweight.

02:50:53.000 She would be a heavyweight male. 0.75

02:50:54.000 Right, you can't.

02:50:55.000 Yeah.

02:50:56.000 Yeah.

02:50:57.000 Gabby.

02:50:58.000 I mean, there's no heavyweight female weight class. 1.00

02:51:02.000 That was her a couple weeks ago. 0.72

02:51:03.000 She's not that big anymore.

02:51:04.000 Oh, she's shrinking down.

02:51:06.000 Hey.

02:51:06.000 Good for her.

02:51:07.000 What up?

02:51:08.000 Still probably 200 pounds. 1.00

02:51:09.000 Damn. 0.99

02:51:10.000 Okay, so she's jacked and tan again. 1.00

02:51:12.000 She looks great.

02:51:13.000 Yeah.

02:51:14.000 What up, Gab? 1.00

02:51:15.000 She's strong as fuck. 1.00

02:51:16.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:51:17.000 And she's a world champion jiu-jitsu player, too.

02:51:20.000 So she grabs ahold of these girls and just pummels them. 1.00

02:51:23.000 But they had Bob Sapp back in the day, like I said.

02:51:25.000 He was like 375 pounds.

02:51:27.000 He was fighting guys who were in like the 200s.

02:51:29.000 Yeah.

02:51:30.000 He smashed so many people.

02:51:31.000 There were so many guys like that that fought in Japan where they had these freak shows.

02:51:35.000 I mean, craziest. 0.96

02:51:36.000 I saw one the other day, like, a thing where, like, a woman and her nipples are just, like, almost like cones. 0.93

02:51:42.000 And it's, like, the game shows, like, these guys are just, like, put their fingers in the... 0.96

02:51:45.000 It's just wild.

02:51:46.000 I mean, there's just so many wild things in Japan.

02:51:48.000 Like, you can see things like that.

02:51:49.000 It's gnarly, bro.

02:51:50.000 Well, they are the birth of a lot of those crazy game shows, right?

02:51:53.000 Mm-hmm.

02:51:55.000 I mean, a lot of the game shows, like even Fear Factor, would that have even happened if it wasn't for the crazy Japanese shows? 1.00

02:52:00.000 What's in the water over there to make them think like that?

02:52:03.000 And we were saying they're repressed, but it's also, I mean, why are they so repressed?

02:52:06.000 Have you ever seen Bazooka Man?

02:52:07.000 Uh-uh.

02:52:09.000 Bazooka Man was a Japanese game show where a guy with a bazooka would show up at people's houses.

02:52:16.000 With like a real live bazooka?

02:52:18.000 So he'd be in bed.

02:52:20.000 He'd be in bed sleeping.

02:52:22.000 And Bazooka Man would shoot the bazooka at your wall above your head while you were asleep.

02:52:29.000 This is a real...

02:52:30.000 They would film it.

02:52:31.000 What?

02:52:31.000 They would film it.

02:52:32.000 This thing would explode above your head. 1.00

02:52:34.000 So he shoots a rocket launcher through your fucking wall. 1.00

02:52:36.000 Boom! 1.00

02:52:37.000 And this guy's like... 0.99

02:52:38.000 They wake up fucking screaming. 0.99

02:52:41.000 There's a hole in the wall above their head. 1.00

02:52:43.000 And the audience in Japan is like...

02:52:48.000 You have it on TV. You can find it.

02:52:50.000 You can find the videos.

02:52:51.000 Bruh.

02:52:52.000 Jamie will find it.

02:52:52.000 What is that?

02:52:53.000 That's a real thing.

02:52:54.000 Might have had a different name.

02:52:55.000 Okay.

02:52:56.000 Maybe Rocketman.

02:52:58.000 Bazooka Man.

02:52:59.000 I'm pretty sure it was Bazooka Man.

02:53:00.000 And it's a real rocket.

02:53:02.000 Whatever it is, it's firing out of a cannon that's on his shoulders and it's hitting the wall and it explodes.

02:53:08.000 Google a Japanese game show where they blow up a wall behind...

02:53:12.000 I mean, how do you have a heart attack when you wake up?

02:53:15.000 They're dead asleep.

02:53:16.000 Yeah, you easily could.

02:53:17.000 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 0.94

02:53:18.000 You must sound like a death warrant before you... 0.92

02:53:20.000 For sure you could definitely get a heart attack, though.

02:53:23.000 Jesus.

02:53:24.000 And these guys are dead asleep, and they all sign up for this.

02:53:26.000 This is all consensual.

02:53:27.000 Basically.

02:53:28.000 As far as I understand.

02:53:30.000 I don't think they sign up for it.

02:53:31.000 I think they're just allowed to do stuff like that, and then they give you money.

02:53:34.000 Okay.

02:53:34.000 If you survive, right.

02:53:36.000 Well, I don't think they have the same concept of lawsuits that we do over here.

02:53:39.000 Okay.

02:53:41.000 You got it?

02:53:41.000 No, no.

02:53:42.000 On my way to finding it, though, I found one.

02:53:44.000 This is called The Bum Show, where girls would put their bum in a hole, and a guy would... 1.00

02:53:50.000 Kiss it? 0.92

02:53:51.000 Yeah, basically.

02:53:53.000 Right on TV. Hmm.

02:53:55.000 Okay.

02:53:58.000 Can't comment on that one.

02:54:00.000 They have different ways of living.

02:54:01.000 They really do.

02:54:02.000 They have a different style.

02:54:04.000 Can't hate it.

02:54:04.000 Can't be hating on them.

02:54:06.000 Jesus.

02:54:06.000 Is it China or Japan where they have these crazy work hours, right?

02:54:11.000 Like factory workers.

02:54:12.000 The whole economy is just like work all the time. 0.98

02:54:15.000 And they have vending machines where you can just like pocket pussies basically. 0.99

02:54:18.000 Oof. 0.99

02:54:19.000 Yeah.

02:54:19.000 The guys will just use those things.

02:54:22.000 They'll toss them and just go back to work. 1.00

02:54:24.000 Oof.

02:54:25.000 Yeah.

02:54:26.000 Wow.

02:54:27.000 I want to say that's Japan.

02:54:28.000 Well, they're both known for their work hours.

02:54:33.000 Right.

02:54:34.000 So sex just isn't a part of the routine.

02:54:36.000 I was reading something on Huawei.

02:54:41.000 Huawei's a Chinese phone company, and the guy had a bed underneath his desk.

02:54:45.000 It's the craziest image.

02:54:47.000 He's in his cubicle, and his stuff is above him, and he's got a bed laid out under his cubicle, and he's asleep.

02:54:53.000 With glasses, at work, exhausted.

02:54:57.000 It's like an 18-hour day, probably.

02:55:00.000 Making cell phones so we can take selfies.

02:55:03.000 China has like the biggest economy though.

02:55:06.000 The biggest?

02:55:07.000 Yeah, don't they?

02:55:07.000 Do they?

02:55:07.000 Aren't they number one?

02:55:08.000 I don't know.

02:55:09.000 Yeah.

02:55:09.000 The Chinese.

02:55:11.000 I've been pretty right on this whole episode, Joe.

02:55:13.000 You've been very right.

02:55:14.000 You've been shockingly right.

02:55:15.000 Right? 1.00

02:55:16.000 Damn. 1.00

02:55:17.000 So, largest economy. 1.00

02:55:19.000 China? 0.73

02:55:21.000 Yeah.

02:55:24.000 And what's number two?

02:55:25.000 Oh.

02:55:26.000 Is America number two?

02:55:28.000 Somebody needs to tell Trump.

02:55:30.000 He keeps saying number one, yeah.

02:55:32.000 Yeah, I'm sorry to hurt anybody that didn't know that, but China's number one.

02:55:36.000 I guess it depends on what you're using to gauge economy as a general.

02:55:40.000 It's not just a thing.

02:55:41.000 Oh, it's not subjective.

02:55:42.000 I'm sorry, it's not objective?

02:55:43.000 Yeah, like the GDP or, you know, people, because it says our GDP is $19.39 trillion and China's is $12, which is their nominal, but over more people, I guess it's $23 trillion, so that's technically higher.

02:55:58.000 That's why it goes, I don't know what you want to...

02:55:59.000 Okay.

02:56:00.000 Yeah, what you're basing your economy on.

02:56:03.000 So GDP, we're killing it, but as far as largest economy, it's the Chinese. 1.00

02:56:07.000 Yeah, they got way more people, obviously.

02:56:08.000 Okay, so that's probably why, though.

02:56:10.000 They're the largest economy because they have more people.

02:56:11.000 A billion humans, right?

02:56:13.000 Yeah.

02:56:15.000 Is India bigger? 0.96

02:56:15.000 Are they the biggest country still? 0.96

02:56:16.000 China? 0.73

02:56:17.000 That's another good question.

02:56:19.000 Yeah.

02:56:19.000 I think it's close.

02:56:20.000 It's a hot race between China and India. 0.81

02:56:23.000 Yeah, there's stuff from earlier this year saying China and India are gaining on the U.S. as the world's top economy.

02:56:28.000 Are they poised to take over next year?

02:56:31.000 So I don't think...

02:56:32.000 It really just depends on what you want to...

02:56:33.000 Imagine if Trump is on to something with all these sanctions.

02:56:36.000 Mm-hmm.

02:56:37.000 Imagine.

02:56:37.000 You were talking about that health insurance thing earlier.

02:56:39.000 I learned a weird thing a British comic had told me when I was over in London last year doing the roast battle over there.

02:56:47.000 And he was like, you know, you guys don't have free healthcare, but your healthcare is better.

02:56:51.000 He had a bronchial thing.

02:56:54.000 He's like, normally it takes like two weeks for that to cure over here.

02:56:57.000 He's like, I went to America, it took like 48 hours.

02:57:00.000 That's what we're paying for, just the better drugs.

02:57:02.000 That makes sense.

02:57:04.000 Not just better drugs, but probably more motivated doctors.

02:57:08.000 Because they're getting paid.

02:57:09.000 But are they more motivated to keep people in and out of their office and shuffle them quick and stuff them up with pills versus where in England they're not motivated by a quota.

02:57:20.000 Right.

02:57:20.000 Maybe they're just...

02:57:22.000 Just trying to help.

02:57:23.000 Maybe it's different because they get paid a certain amount and healthcare is free and they're not motivated to earn additional profit by, you know, suggesting surgeries or making someone get on medication.

02:57:37.000 I don't know.

02:57:38.000 Yeah, but it's all, I mean, if you're talking about, listen, I'm a doctor, I'm making money over here, right?

02:57:43.000 Wouldn't you want to keep a guy, you know, sick as possible so you can make more money out of him?

02:57:47.000 Yeah, but that's like, again, it's a dark conspiracy type thing.

02:57:49.000 Definitely.

02:57:50.000 How many people are really thinking like that?

02:57:52.000 Right.

02:57:52.000 But I'm saying like two weeks compared to like 48 hours?

02:57:55.000 I think it's just a shittier system.

02:57:56.000 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

02:57:58.000 Maybe the argument can be made that profit-based systems are more efficient because people are more aggressive because they want to make money.

02:58:04.000 So they get things handled quicker.

02:58:06.000 And they believe in it more.

02:58:07.000 It's almost like I'm getting what I paid for.

02:58:09.000 Maybe.

02:58:10.000 I don't know.

02:58:11.000 I think it would be nice if people didn't go out without healthcare, though.

02:58:14.000 The problem is, like, the idea that healthcare is not a human right.

02:58:18.000 Well, if that's not a human right...

02:58:20.000 What else do we have?

02:58:22.000 If someone gets hurt and you're just going to let them die because they don't contribute enough change, you know, they didn't put enough money in the box.

02:58:31.000 Yeah, I'm basically bankrupt now because I got a scraped knee.

02:58:34.000 It seems crazy that we would somehow or another keep people from medical care.

02:58:40.000 Mm-hmm.

02:58:41.000 Like, you don't have enough money.

02:58:42.000 Like, that should be like the number one thing that they take care of.

02:58:44.000 Food and medical care.

02:58:46.000 Food, shelter, medical care.

02:58:47.000 Those things, you know, not necessarily in that order.

02:58:50.000 The fact that, oh, medical, you're on your own.

02:58:52.000 Like, what?

02:58:55.000 How come we can't pay for that?

02:58:57.000 Well, we can pay for this and pay for that, and we can fund that and fund this, and we're going to go to the moon and Mars.

02:59:05.000 Yeah, but you can't have health care.

02:59:08.000 But then again, it's like people are so resistant to socialism.

02:59:12.000 They don't want anybody taking over.

02:59:13.000 The Nazis weren't? 1.00

02:59:15.000 No, they fucked up, though. 1.00

02:59:16.000 Look where that ended. 0.99

02:59:17.000 That's true.

02:59:18.000 Terrible. 0.88

02:59:18.000 They're all meth. 0.88

02:59:20.000 That's true.

02:59:21.000 They're methed up.

02:59:22.000 Maybe non-methed up socialists is the way to go. 0.98

02:59:25.000 But the problem is people are almost all methed up here now with the fucking Adderall thing. 0.99

02:59:30.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:59:31.000 Or they're on downers like Xanax.

02:59:33.000 Yeah, one or the other.

02:59:34.000 But Adderall might as well be meth.

02:59:37.000 For some people.

02:59:38.000 It's cocaine.

02:59:39.000 It's amphetamine.

02:59:40.000 It's an amphetamine. 0.99

02:59:41.000 It's fucking straight up amphetamine. 0.97

02:59:43.000 And some people it helps. 0.99

02:59:45.000 Some people it works for them.

02:59:46.000 But other people they just chew it all day long and talk crazy. 0.90

02:59:48.000 Talk crazy. 0.54

02:59:49.000 Foaming at the mouth. 0.94

02:59:51.000 Everyone's against them.

02:59:52.000 Coke is the most annoying drug.

02:59:54.000 I mean, yeah.

02:59:56.000 It's the worst.

02:59:58.000 Yeah.

02:59:58.000 Just on an annoyance level, because people are just talking about nothing the whole time.

03:00:01.000 They just want to talk to you.

03:00:02.000 They want to talk right in your face.

03:00:04.000 They're super pumped up, like Hitler. 0.80

03:00:06.000 Can you imagine?

03:00:06.000 They injected Hitler with two doses of oxycodone and cocaine.

03:00:12.000 Yeah.

03:00:12.000 And he had, hit me again!

03:00:14.000 The doctor's like, we can't hit you again!

03:00:17.000 Hit me again!

03:00:18.000 They hit him again, and he goes directly to Mussolini's house.

03:00:21.000 Like, oh my god.

03:00:22.000 Like, he's so annoying.

03:00:23.000 Coke-fueled, five-hour rant and rant.

03:00:26.000 Poor Mussolini.

03:00:27.000 I just want to make a pizza.

03:00:28.000 I want to hang out.

03:00:30.000 I want to go to Capri.

03:00:31.000 I want to go fishing with my grandson.

03:00:34.000 Yeah, Hitler's just like, no, the joke!

03:00:36.000 And just losing his mind.

03:00:37.000 Oh, my God.

03:00:39.000 Imagine that this whole thing was fueled by meth. 0.99

03:00:43.000 That was responsible for the whole fucking chaos of it all. 0.99

03:00:48.000 Meth-fueled. 0.99

03:00:49.000 Because if you stop and think about history, there's obviously been some horrific campaigns.

03:00:56.000 Whether it's Alexander the Great, Genghis Khan.

03:01:00.000 What are they on?

03:01:01.000 You know what I mean?

03:01:02.000 What are they taking?

03:01:03.000 That's what I was going to say.

03:01:04.000 If these guys in the Nazi party were all on meth, which makes total sense. 0.93

03:01:09.000 They were so psychotic.

03:01:11.000 Yeah, dude. 1.00

03:01:12.000 What were the fucking Mongols on? 1.00

03:01:14.000 Were they just drunk? 1.00

03:01:16.000 Yeah, was that the opium den time?

03:01:19.000 That wasn't dens, I know that.

03:01:21.000 Oh yeah, they definitely must have had opium dens, right?

03:01:23.000 They must have had that.

03:01:25.000 Is that their era?

03:01:27.000 The Genghis Khan?

03:01:28.000 Opium's been around forever.

03:01:29.000 Everybody had opium.

03:01:32.000 But that mellows you out, though.

03:01:34.000 Right. 1.00

03:01:34.000 That should make you a killer. 1.00

03:01:36.000 Well, the Vikings were into mushrooms, which is weird. 0.92

03:01:39.000 Really?

03:01:39.000 Yeah.

03:01:40.000 Like psychedelic mushrooms?

03:01:41.000 Mm-hmm.

03:01:41.000 Psilocybin.

03:01:42.000 Yeah, they were into psilocybin.

03:01:43.000 Okay. 0.99

03:01:43.000 They would take psilocybin, and they would fucking go on crusades and start smashing heads. 0.99

03:01:48.000 Well, they're also, you know, they're groomed to be like that, so I think, yeah, psilocybin's going to take you where you want to go. 0.98

03:01:54.000 Yeah, because it's also their world, right?

03:01:57.000 Mm-hmm.

03:01:57.000 Their world is like cutting and slashing and attacking.

03:02:01.000 The idea of that not being there, that's not even an option.

03:02:05.000 Yeah.

03:02:05.000 I mean, you talk about Valhalla.

03:02:06.000 I mean, that's what they're thinking about.

03:02:07.000 They're just like, we're just killing people.

03:02:08.000 That's like, it's heaven. 1.00

03:02:09.000 We get to kill everybody. 1.00

03:02:11.000 What a crazy reward for murder. 1.00

03:02:16.000 Yeah.

03:02:17.000 You go to a heaven and you drink with Odin.

03:02:19.000 Yeah.

03:02:20.000 Gonna go to Valhalla. 0.84

03:02:22.000 Just hacking people apart with swords.

03:02:24.000 Just can't wait to see Odin.

03:02:29.000 Thrust. 0.98

03:02:30.000 And then you take that arrow in the neck.

03:02:34.000 And then you get to go to Valhalla. 0.75

03:02:36.000 Happy you're going to go to Valhalla.

03:02:37.000 You ever watch that show Vikings?

03:02:39.000 No, people tell me it's great though.

03:02:40.000 Is it great? 0.98

03:02:41.000 Pretty fucking good, man. 0.98

03:02:42.000 Up until like season four or five, Mrs. Rogan had to stop. 1.00

03:02:47.000 No, I didn't shake it anymore. 0.98

03:02:48.000 It was a lot of fucking pretty extreme violence. 0.99

03:02:51.000 She can't handle it? 0.99

03:02:52.000 It gets a little gnarly.

03:02:53.000 And there's not enough good people that you root for.

03:02:59.000 That's the Vikings. 1.00

03:03:01.000 Everybody's kind of a piece of shit. 1.00

03:03:02.000 You're like, why am I watching these piece of shits rape and murder each other? 1.00

03:03:05.000 The brothers would turn on brothers. 1.00

03:03:07.000 I mean, it's dark.

03:03:08.000 Yeah.

03:03:09.000 Those are like the true Caucasians, right? 1.00

03:03:11.000 Oh, yeah.

03:03:12.000 Yeah.

03:03:12.000 Oh, yeah.

03:03:13.000 Message.

03:03:14.000 They're the northern warriors. 0.99

03:03:15.000 The ones who escaped from the southern climates and figured out how to survive in the coldest fucking places in the world. 0.99

03:03:23.000 Oh, yeah. 0.96

03:03:23.000 And there's like a nature rule, not a rule, like a law in terms of like the size of things that live where it's cold. 0.96

03:03:32.000 So like if you have a deer in Mexico...

03:03:36.000 It might be 100 pounds.

03:03:38.000 But if you have a deer in Saskatchewan, it might be like 300 pounds.

03:03:42.000 Same species.

03:03:44.000 There's something about real cold climate makes things grow bigger and stronger.

03:03:48.000 It's reacting to the environment, right?

03:03:50.000 It's something about body temperature as well.

03:03:53.000 In order to maintain body temperature, they need a lot of mass.

03:03:58.000 And so, like, polar bears are the biggest of the bears.

03:04:00.000 Right. 0.99

03:04:00.000 They live in the coldest fucking place. 0.99

03:04:02.000 And those Caucasian Vikings are the biggest dudes. 1.00

03:04:04.000 Iceland motherfuckers. 1.00

03:04:05.000 Yeah. 1.00

03:04:06.000 Icelandic, just giant dudes.

03:04:07.000 Like that mountain from Game of Thrones.

03:04:09.000 He's an Icelandic guy.

03:04:10.000 Right.

03:04:10.000 Yes.

03:04:11.000 Yes.

03:04:11.000 That's what that is.

03:04:12.000 That's gnarly.

03:04:13.000 That's gnarly.

03:04:14.000 And he went to play basketball.

03:04:16.000 He went to play basketball.

03:04:17.000 Is he in MMA yet?

03:04:18.000 He didn't play basketball.

03:04:20.000 No.

03:04:20.000 Okay.

03:04:21.000 No, I don't think he knows how to fight. 0.98

03:04:22.000 There was a video of him sparring with Conor McGregor, and Conor McGregor's fucking him up. 0.98

03:04:27.000 What? 0.97

03:04:28.000 That guy?

03:04:29.000 Yeah, and Conor, I mean, Conor's not, uh, he's not weighing in, so he's probably weighing about 170. Okay.

03:04:34.000 And Game of Thrones guy's...

03:04:36.000 Easy three? 0.96

03:04:37.000 Three, easy.

03:04:39.000 I would imagine he's in the 320, 340 range.

03:04:43.000 Yeah, and he's like a bodybuilder, too, so he's like...

03:04:44.000 He's chasing Conor, and Conor's cracking him in the stomach.

03:04:47.000 Ugh.

03:04:48.000 It's kind of a crazy video to watch.

03:04:50.000 I want to see it.

03:04:51.000 Yeah, exactly.

03:04:52.000 Yeah, pull it up.

03:04:52.000 Because how tall is Conor, what, 5'9"?

03:04:54.000 This guy is, what, 6'7"?

03:04:57.000 He's taller than 5'9", I think.

03:04:58.000 Conor might be 5'10".

03:05:00.000 I'm 5'8".

03:05:01.000 I won't disrespect you, Conor McGregor.

03:05:03.000 Oh, he's a beast.

03:05:04.000 Yeah, you get the heart of an 8-foot person. 1.00

03:05:06.000 He doesn't give a fuck. 1.00

03:05:07.000 Yeah. 0.99

03:05:07.000 I mean, the guy fought Floyd Mayweather with zero professional boxing fights. 0.99

03:05:12.000 Just stop and think about that.

03:05:13.000 Zero.

03:05:14.000 He took zero.

03:05:15.000 So here it is.

03:05:16.000 So here's Conor.

03:05:17.000 He was probably about $1.70.

03:05:19.000 Look at the size difference here.

03:05:21.000 And they're like sparring.

03:05:22.000 And Conor's moving around.

03:05:24.000 And he's punched him in the stomach.

03:05:27.000 And the guy's trying to grab him.

03:05:29.000 He's trying to grab him, but Connor has not let him grab him.

03:05:31.000 But he's not doing anything.

03:05:32.000 He's controlling.

03:05:33.000 The guy's trying to grab him, but he doesn't know what he's doing.

03:05:38.000 And then he's like high-fiving.

03:05:40.000 Connor's like, no, no, no.

03:05:41.000 We're going to keep going.

03:05:42.000 We're going to keep going.

03:05:43.000 So now he starts kicking him. 0.91

03:05:45.000 He starts kicking him in the stomach. 0.60

03:05:47.000 See? 0.95

03:05:47.000 He just punched him in the stomach. 0.95

03:05:48.000 And the big guy doesn't know what to do.

03:05:50.000 He's trying to grab him.

03:05:51.000 But Connor's like, come on, lad.

03:05:53.000 How can I keep going? 1.00

03:05:55.000 He's a fucking monster. 1.00

03:05:56.000 Yeah. 1.00

03:05:57.000 So Connor knows that this big motherfucker can't keep this up. 1.00

03:06:02.000 He can't keep it up. 1.00

03:06:04.000 He's not able to keep up this pace.

03:06:06.000 So he's already hurting.

03:06:07.000 I mean, he's already tired?

03:06:08.000 I mean, come on.

03:06:09.000 You're just going back and forth here.

03:06:10.000 No, no, no.

03:06:11.000 First of all, he's not used to sparring.

03:06:12.000 I mean, we just got to a minute.

03:06:13.000 He's not used to sparring, right?

03:06:15.000 Okay.

03:06:15.000 So everything he's doing is like these big movements and he's not breathing well.

03:06:19.000 So he's all tense and tight.

03:06:20.000 So right now, he wants to take a deep breath.

03:06:22.000 See, all this is tension for him.

03:06:24.000 He's very tense.

03:06:25.000 So now he's got a hold of the leg, but he doesn't know what to do.

03:06:28.000 You have it, though, yeah.

03:06:29.000 Conor Hand fights with him.

03:06:30.000 All Conor has to do is keep him moving.

03:06:32.000 Oh, you see, he punched Connor in the stomach.

03:06:34.000 There we go.

03:06:35.000 And then Connor's like, oh, okay.

03:06:37.000 Okay.

03:06:37.000 And so Connor's going to keep going.

03:06:38.000 Look at that.

03:06:39.000 Now he's throwing kicks at him.

03:06:41.000 And the guy's going to kick him, yeah.

03:06:43.000 The big guy can't kick him.

03:06:45.000 Yeah.

03:06:45.000 It'll be too awkward, and Connor will trip him and throw him to the ground or something like that.

03:06:49.000 He doesn't know how to kick. 0.68

03:06:51.000 But Connor's just going to keep punching him in the stomach.

03:06:53.000 But eventually, he just gets really, really tired, and he gives up.

03:06:57.000 But it's kind of crazy to watch because Conor essentially made him fight.

03:07:00.000 See?

03:07:01.000 He got on his knees.

03:07:02.000 Just like that cop guy.

03:07:04.000 That was the victim.

03:07:06.000 Yeah, the victim with the cop.

03:07:08.000 He got on his knees and Conor didn't allow him either.

03:07:12.000 Connor's kneeing him in the body.

03:07:13.000 Look at this. 0.99

03:07:14.000 Bro, he's a gangster. 1.00

03:07:16.000 He's kneeing him and punching him in the body. 1.00

03:07:18.000 Jeez. 0.77

03:07:19.000 I mean, those are real kicks.

03:07:20.000 Those are real, like, knee...

03:07:21.000 Wow.

03:07:21.000 Dude, that guy is so much bigger than him.

03:07:24.000 Yeah. 1.00

03:07:25.000 He's a monster. 0.90

03:07:26.000 So, yeah, he's not doing any MMA training. 0.97

03:07:28.000 Well, that's...

03:07:28.000 I mean, he could, but he wasn't there.

03:07:30.000 I mean, he just doesn't know what to do.

03:07:32.000 Yeah.

03:07:32.000 But if he learned what to do, Connor would never do that.

03:07:34.000 Yeah, that guy's a...

03:07:35.000 I mean, he's a walking weapon.

03:07:38.000 Like Nganou.

03:07:39.000 Francis Nganou, who's probably one of the biggest heavyweights in the UFC. Conor would never do that with him.

03:07:43.000 He can't.

03:07:43.000 Yeah, because he's a trained fighter.

03:07:45.000 He's a giant striker. 1.00

03:07:46.000 He'd fuck him up. 1.00

03:07:47.000 But with that guy, that guy didn't know what he was doing. 1.00

03:07:49.000 No.

03:07:49.000 The mountain, though.

03:07:50.000 Yeah, he was a basketball player.

03:07:52.000 He wanted to play basketball, and then he broke his ankle or leg or something, and it never healed properly, and then he just became a bodybuilder, and then they put him in Game of Thrones.

03:08:00.000 Well, he's the world's strongest man.

03:08:02.000 Right, exactly.

03:08:03.000 Yeah, he wins those world's strongest man things.

03:08:05.000 He's not just like a participant.

03:08:07.000 Sorry, yeah.

03:08:07.000 He's the champ.

03:08:09.000 He's crazy strong.

03:08:10.000 And his guy is like Magnus Vermagnuson, right?

03:08:12.000 He's like his mentor.

03:08:13.000 Magnus?

03:08:14.000 Is that his mentor?

03:08:15.000 Yeah, Magnus Vermagnuson.

03:08:16.000 By the way, what a great name.

03:08:17.000 Perfect name.

03:08:18.000 Magnus Vermagnuson. 0.99

03:08:19.000 I fucking love that cat. 0.99

03:08:21.000 Strong man, competitor. 0.99

03:08:23.000 Magnum Kulaudi.

03:08:25.000 Magnus Vermagnuson. 0.97

03:08:27.000 Remember those shows used to be on ABC, Wide World of Sports and shit? 0.98

03:08:31.000 It would be on TV. You'd be watching the Strongest Man competition. 0.97

03:08:35.000 They would throw barrels over the fucking bars and stuff. 0.99

03:08:38.000 I mean, they're carrying trucks, 18-wheel semis. 1.00

03:08:41.000 Yeah. 1.00

03:08:42.000 Always ridiculous shit. 1.00

03:08:43.000 Remember the guys, they would lift and they'd have a hemorrhage and it'd just fucking go through their nose? 1.00

03:08:48.000 Oh yeah, you'd see blood splurging out their nose while doing deadlifts.

03:08:52.000 One of the guys, Robert Oberst, was on my podcast recently.

03:08:56.000 He's one of those strongest man competitors.

03:09:00.000 They're so big, they don't even look like real people.

03:09:02.000 You're around them and you're like, how are you so big?

03:09:05.000 They're so big. 1.00

03:09:07.000 These fucking gigantic humans. 1.00

03:09:09.000 The human body is incredible. 1.00

03:09:11.000 It is, man.

03:09:12.000 There he is.

03:09:13.000 You said this is the most he's ever lifted.

03:09:15.000 What did he take in his nose?

03:09:17.000 Smelling salt.

03:09:18.000 Isn't that nuts?

03:09:18.000 They do smelling salts before they lift.

03:09:21.000 Some dudes drink whiskey or something.

03:09:22.000 Yeah, I've heard that before.

03:09:24.000 But why smelling salts?

03:09:25.000 You know, I wouldn't drink the whiskey.

03:09:26.000 I feel like that would make me too relaxed. 0.96

03:09:28.000 I'd probably shit myself or something. 1.00

03:09:29.000 Look at the signs of this fucking human. 1.00

03:09:32.000 Yeah. 1.00

03:09:33.000 That's what, he's 425?

03:09:34.000 One, two, three.

03:09:36.000 Hurrah!

03:09:37.000 It's on the plate.

03:09:37.000 How much weight is this?

03:09:39.000 I didn't say.

03:09:39.000 It's a ton?

03:09:40.000 I just said it's the most he's ever done.

03:09:41.000 Bro, look at the bar, Ben.

03:09:43.000 Ugh! 0.97

03:09:44.000 God!

03:09:45.000 Jesus Christ. 1.00

03:09:47.000 Look at the fucking bar bend. 1.00

03:09:49.000 It doesn't really say there, no. 1.00

03:09:53.000 Jesus.

03:09:54.000 Good enough.

03:09:55.000 We get it.

03:09:56.000 But the smelling salts are so strange.

03:09:57.000 Yeah, right?

03:09:59.000 But NFL players do that too on the sideline.

03:10:01.000 Imagine if you did that right before you went on stage.

03:10:03.000 I might.

03:10:04.000 Just took smelling salts.

03:10:05.000 I might.

03:10:05.000 Maybe that's the move.

03:10:06.000 Right?

03:10:07.000 Maybe we're missing out. 1.00

03:10:08.000 I think for your next show you gotta do that shit. 1.00

03:10:10.000 Just fucking pound it real quick. 1.00

03:10:11.000 Hitler to Mussolini. 1.00

03:10:12.000 Just...

03:10:14.000 I just go up there and just rant for five hours.

03:10:16.000 Everybody's like, shut him up.

03:10:17.000 Did you see Rogan's seven-hour set?

03:10:20.000 Oh, my God.

03:10:20.000 Yeah, he took smelling salts.

03:10:22.000 All brilliant.

03:10:23.000 His nose was bleeding.

03:10:24.000 What's it smell like?

03:10:24.000 Took the best angles.

03:10:26.000 No, I don't know what it smells like.

03:10:26.000 I've never smelled it.

03:10:27.000 I was going to ask how to compare a stink bomb or something like that.

03:10:30.000 It's real strong.

03:10:32.000 The scent is strong.

03:10:34.000 Oh, my God.

03:10:35.000 Freaking out.

03:10:36.000 And it just pops your brain like wide awake.

03:10:38.000 Yeah. 0.99

03:10:39.000 And then you fucking lift. 1.00

03:10:43.000 Damn. 1.00

03:10:44.000 Yeah, you become like Dan Cook on stage. 1.00

03:10:45.000 You'd be like so physical.

03:10:46.000 No one's that physical.

03:10:49.000 No one's smelling salts physical.

03:10:51.000 No one's smelling salts physical?

03:10:52.000 Yeah.

03:10:52.000 We should make Jeremiah Watkins do it.

03:10:54.000 Oh my God.

03:10:54.000 Because he would.

03:10:55.000 Get Watkins on smelling salts?

03:10:56.000 Yeah.

03:10:57.000 He would be the first guy to have like, what kind of physical comedy does he have?

03:11:00.000 Oh, like smelling salts physical.

03:11:02.000 Yeah, exactly.

03:11:03.000 The most physical level.

03:11:04.000 Not cocaine. 0.99

03:11:06.000 Not kennis and shit. 1.00

03:11:07.000 You're talking about smelling salts. 0.99

03:11:08.000 Well, who's like, it'd be like, Dane Cook is one of the most physical.

03:11:11.000 Like, Jim Carrey was very physical.

03:11:14.000 Physical, right.

03:11:14.000 Robin Williams.

03:11:15.000 Yeah, but Jim Carrey would, like, fall down and fucking do pratfalls and go crazy. 0.99

03:11:20.000 Right, he's an acrobat. 0.94

03:11:21.000 Yeah, he could move weird, too.

03:11:23.000 He had, like, a real flexibility to the way he moved.

03:11:25.000 Yeah.

03:11:25.000 Remember in, Like Ace Ventura, Pet Detective.

03:11:27.000 I mean, that was on display, right?

03:11:29.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:11:29.000 I mean, that was part of his whole thing, was how wacky he moved, you know?

03:11:33.000 A man with a thousand faces, right. 1.00

03:11:35.000 But then, you'd have smelling salts, physical, next-level shit. 1.00

03:11:39.000 Yeah. 0.99

03:11:40.000 Just like those kids in the day, they couldn't do the BMX flip three times, right?

03:11:43.000 No, they can, right.

03:11:44.000 Now they can.

03:11:45.000 Yeah.

03:11:45.000 That's the same thing with smelling salts.

03:11:48.000 I gotta see this. 0.98

03:11:49.000 I gotta fucking try this, actually. 0.95

03:11:50.000 It's just ammonia. 0.98

03:11:50.000 Is it? 0.98

03:11:51.000 Yeah, it releases ammonia when you break the thing or open the cap or whatever you're doing.

03:11:56.000 Okay.

03:11:57.000 Oh, that's nothing. 0.98

03:11:58.000 That ain't shit. 0.99

03:11:58.000 That's Windex. 0.99

03:11:59.000 They used to make it from deer antlers and hooves.

03:12:01.000 What?

03:12:02.000 Oh! 0.99

03:12:02.000 Yeah, there's shit called Spirit of Hartshorne. 0.99

03:12:06.000 Folks, this has been the most educational experience ever of this podcast, I would say, with both real and false information. 0.96

03:12:15.000 Ha ha! 0.86

03:12:16.000 We don't know.

03:12:16.000 We can't decipher which is both.

03:12:18.000 We gave you nonsense and we gave you truth.

03:12:22.000 And we hope you enjoy it.

03:12:23.000 Brian Moses, tell these people where they can find you.

03:12:25.000 Yeah, you can find me at RaceBanning on Twitter.

03:12:29.000 FoxCompton on Instagram.

03:12:30.000 Or just see me at the Rose Battle every Tuesday night at the Comedy Store.

03:12:34.000 Every Tuesday night.

03:12:35.000 What time does it start at?

03:12:36.000 11 o'clock.

03:12:37.000 11 o'clock.

03:12:37.000 11 p.m.

03:12:38.000 One of the rare scheduled 11 p.m.

03:12:40.000 shows anywhere.

03:12:41.000 How about that?

03:12:42.000 Regularly scheduled show at 11 p.m.? 0.96

03:12:45.000 Pretty fucking rare. 0.99

03:12:46.000 It's dope, dude. 0.96

03:12:47.000 You came one time.

03:12:48.000 It was past your bedtime, but you still did it.

03:12:49.000 I did.

03:12:51.000 I took my Mylanta.

03:12:52.000 That's it, ladies and gentlemen.

03:12:54.000 Brian Moses.

03:12:55.000 Goodbye.

The Joe Rogan Experience - August 01, 2019

Joe Rogan Experience #1329 - Brian Moses

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