The Joe Rogan Experience - September 10, 2011


Joe Rogan Experience #137 - Tim Ferriss


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 36 minutes

Words per Minute

200.52292

Word Count

31,315

Sentence Count

2,740

Misogynist Sentences

77

Hate Speech Sentences

69


Summary

In this episode of the Joe Rogan Experience podcast, we have a guest on the show, Tim Ferriss. Tim is a writer, podcaster, and podcaster. He's also the author of a new book called The Dark Side Of, and the host of the popular podcast, Mythology. In this episode, Tim talks about his journey with ADHD, and how he got into the field, and why he thinks there's something wrong with you if you can't deal with boring shit like school and other boring stuff. It's a great episode, and we hope you enjoy it as much as we did making it. Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. The show is brought to you by The Fleshlight. If you go to joerogan.net and click on the link for the Fleshlight, and enter in the code ROGAN, you will get 15% off the number 1 sex toy for men. You can call it a sex toy, but it's not a toy, it's some serious shit. You can't ask for much better than that. It's not even close to what you're getting here. - it's a JOKEROGAN PODCAST! - the JOGAN Experience Podcast is a podcast where we'll be giving you a discount code "ROGAN" and you'll be getting 15% OFF your first purchase of a laptop, an iMac, a desktop, a Surface Pro, and a MacBook, and an iBook, and you get a bunch of all sorts of other cool stuff. Enjoy, bitches! - The JOGan Experience. Joe Rogans Podcast. xoxo Featuring: Brian Rogan, Tim Ferriss, Brian Rogans, and Brian's book, "The Missing Man" by The Missing Man, The Disappearance of the Missing Man. and the missing puzzle. (featuring the missing man. ) . The missing man, Brian's podcast, The missing puzzle, The Missing man, and The Missing puzzle, and much more! , and , and , Brian's new book, The Lost Man, and The Missing Problem? is out on Amazon Prime, featuring Brian's blog post, and more. , the missing piece of evidence.


Transcript

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00:00:25.000 Alright, ladies and gentlemen, Tim Ferriss is in the house.
00:00:27.000 We're gonna get down to the nitty gritty.
00:00:29.000 We're gonna learn some shit.
00:00:30.000 We're gonna figure this out.
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00:00:35.000 The power of the internet once again manifests itself.
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00:00:50.000 Tim Ferriss is here, ladies and gentlemen.
00:00:52.000 Yeah, thanks for having me.
00:00:53.000 Thanks for coming, man.
00:00:54.000 And a much requested man on the internet because a lot of people really enjoy your work.
00:01:00.000 And you've got some fascinating theories.
00:01:02.000 And you've obviously spent a lot of time breaking things down and analyzing things.
00:01:09.000 And people really love that.
00:01:11.000 They love when someone does the hard work.
00:01:14.000 Trying to harness my OCD for something useful.
00:01:16.000 Is that what it is?
00:01:17.000 I don't think it's diagnosed, but I'm glad certainly when I was a kid that ADHD didn't have a prescription associated or a label with it because I would have been thrown straight into a small cage.
00:01:28.000 I would have as well.
00:01:28.000 I would have as well, for sure.
00:01:29.000 But here's the thing, man.
00:01:30.000 There's nothing wrong with you.
00:01:32.000 There's nothing wrong with you at all.
00:01:33.000 Why is it that people want to medicate someone for being unusual or exceptional?
00:01:37.000 Or energetic.
00:01:39.000 Or someone who can't sit and do boring shit.
00:01:41.000 They resist the machine, so we tell them they're sick.
00:01:45.000 Because if you'll sit in some boring, monotonous class about some fucking subject you don't really give a shit about, your instinct as a five-year-old kid or a six-year-old kid is to run out of the room.
00:01:54.000 Or even 15. Or whatever the fuck.
00:01:56.000 Even now.
00:01:57.000 That's normal.
00:01:58.000 You don't want to be around shit that's not stimulating.
00:02:01.000 But we're like, there's something wrong with you if you don't submit to the hive.
00:02:05.000 There's something wrong with you.
00:02:07.000 What, do you want to write your own books?
00:02:10.000 No, no, no, no, no.
00:02:12.000 You've got to memorize all the shit that we wrote.
00:02:14.000 We don't want you coming up with music.
00:02:15.000 We don't want you figuring out movies or cartoons or starting your own comic book.
00:02:22.000 You can't call a guy who writes books like you do.
00:02:25.000 You can't say you have OCD, dude.
00:02:27.000 You don't got a disease.
00:02:28.000 No, no, not at all.
00:02:30.000 Neither does one of my friends, I remember in, I think it was third grade, he was one of the smarter kids in the class and he got bored out of his mind so he took a fork.
00:02:36.000 Walked over to the side of the room.
00:02:38.000 The teacher was on the blackboard and he goes, I am the master of the universe!
00:02:42.000 And he stabbed the fork into the electric outlet and shot across the room.
00:02:47.000 So he was immediately dispelled from the class for a period of time.
00:02:50.000 But he was one of the smartest kids in the class.
00:02:52.000 It was just boring.
00:02:53.000 Oh my god.
00:02:54.000 And the class could only move as quickly as the slowest kid.
00:02:57.000 And he was bored.
00:02:58.000 I've done that before.
00:02:59.000 I took a wire to the top outlet and I wanted to transfer the power from the top outlet to the bottom outlet.
00:03:04.000 Oh my god.
00:03:05.000 I was like, let me see if I could do this.
00:03:07.000 And I did it and just blew up, flew across the room.
00:03:10.000 That's what they use for cooking hot dogs at science fairs.
00:03:14.000 Explains a little bit more about Brian, ladies and gentlemen.
00:03:16.000 We found another link.
00:03:17.000 We found another little piece of evidence.
00:03:19.000 The missing puzzle.
00:03:22.000 Yeah, man.
00:03:22.000 School is boring as fuck.
00:03:23.000 That's a big problem.
00:03:24.000 A big problem that's not addressed because we figure, well, fuck it.
00:03:27.000 I got out of it.
00:03:28.000 They can get out of it, too.
00:03:29.000 I went through all that boring shit.
00:03:31.000 You go through all that boring shit, too.
00:03:32.000 But it is the worst way to inform the mind ever.
00:03:37.000 Just make it so it sucks and it's boring and you have to get up early when you're tired and be around some uninspired fucks that are getting paid pennies to teach you this nonsense.
00:03:47.000 I honestly can say I slept through at least 80-90% of all of my high school years.
00:03:54.000 My dad gave me this Camel cigarette hat that back in the day you were allowed to wear cigarette hats to school.
00:03:59.000 Your dad gave you a cigarette hat?
00:04:00.000 Yeah, he's like, some guy at work gave this to me.
00:04:02.000 Do you want this?
00:04:03.000 My dad doesn't smoke.
00:04:04.000 And so I was like, okay.
00:04:06.000 Did he know that you smoked?
00:04:07.000 No.
00:04:08.000 It was before I smoked, he gave it to me.
00:04:10.000 I wore it my whole four years of high school.
00:04:12.000 It was kind of cool, because no one had cigarette hats, I guess.
00:04:16.000 But I found that way.
00:04:18.000 It folded perfectly, where if I sat the right way, it looks like I was looking at my book.
00:04:24.000 And so I mastered all through high school.
00:04:26.000 But the problem is, now I'm trying to learn things that I should have learned already, like the Holocaust and the Civil War and stuff like that.
00:04:34.000 Khan Academy.
00:04:35.000 Have you seen Khan Academy?
00:04:36.000 No.
00:04:36.000 K-H-A-N Academy?
00:04:38.000 It's astonishing.
00:04:39.000 This gentleman who decided he wanted to teach his kids, I think it was, remotely about calculus or something like that, to help them with their schooling.
00:04:46.000 And then he ended up blowing it out for the entire world.
00:04:48.000 And now it has Gates support.
00:04:49.000 And what some of these charter schools, the most successful charter schools are doing, is they're actually taking the lecture piece of school, which puts kids to sleep.
00:04:56.000 They're assigning that as homework.
00:04:57.000 And then when the kids come in, they focus on projects and experiments and actually putting what they heard and learned into practice.
00:05:04.000 That makes sense.
00:05:05.000 That seems like a lot better approach than just sitting there with a monotone voice pointing at chalkboards and going through huge books and looking at stupid pictures.
00:05:14.000 Nowadays, I think I would be pretty good at school because it would be interactive with iPads and stuff like that.
00:05:18.000 I think that's probably a lot better than it was when we went to high school.
00:05:22.000 Do you think they use iPads in classrooms?
00:05:23.000 Yeah, a lot of schools you're given iPads.
00:05:27.000 Really?
00:05:28.000 Yeah, nowadays.
00:05:29.000 Really?
00:05:29.000 Pretty wild stuff.
00:05:30.000 That's pretty awesome.
00:05:31.000 Yeah.
00:05:31.000 You remember when you used to get a movie in science class and you were so excited?
00:05:36.000 Fuck yeah, a movie, man.
00:05:37.000 This is going to be good.
00:05:39.000 I'm going to get some pleasure out of this.
00:05:41.000 As opposed to this normal nonsense with this asshole just droning on.
00:05:46.000 It's also like sex ed.
00:05:47.000 When no one was comfortable enough to present the material, they'd be like, alright, now we're going to watch some, like, breaches.
00:05:51.000 I don't think we had sex ed.
00:05:53.000 I don't think I ever had sex ed.
00:05:56.000 I don't think I did in Massachusetts.
00:05:57.000 I don't believe they taught a sex ed.
00:06:00.000 I really don't.
00:06:01.000 I don't remember.
00:06:02.000 A goddamn thing.
00:06:03.000 They didn't show that projector movie of like, your body, the penis, is good against the chin.
00:06:07.000 Maybe they did and I blocked it out.
00:06:10.000 But I don't remember out of my four years of Newton South High School, I don't remember anybody telling me anything about sex.
00:06:16.000 Not a fucking peep.
00:06:18.000 It was just nonsense.
00:06:20.000 Just droning on.
00:06:21.000 Become a part of the machine.
00:06:24.000 Submit.
00:06:25.000 You are a round peg.
00:06:27.000 You are not a square peg.
00:06:28.000 I also remember a lot of school was watching movies, and they were all made by Disney.
00:06:32.000 Do you remember that?
00:06:33.000 And now, The Natural Forest, sponsored by Disney.
00:06:37.000 Absolutely.
00:06:38.000 And it was like, wait, did Disney raise me back then, too?
00:06:41.000 If you raise kids with fascinating documentaries, they would learn so much more.
00:06:47.000 I've learned so much more from documentaries.
00:06:49.000 As long as it's verifiable, if it's a legit documentary, you can get a little crazy and find some documentaries on worms, those flying worms in the air.
00:06:57.000 If you're a fucking...
00:06:58.000 That is one of the greatest things ever.
00:07:00.000 Do you know about this?
00:07:02.000 No.
00:07:02.000 There was a guy who was absolutely convinced that there was these things.
00:07:07.000 He called them rods.
00:07:09.000 And they were flying around us too fast for us to see.
00:07:13.000 And that you could only capture these things on videotape.
00:07:17.000 That the human eye was incapable of registering.
00:07:20.000 Because they were going so fast.
00:07:21.000 They looked almost like jellyfish with winged appendages.
00:07:24.000 This guy spent years and years on this shit and made documentaries about it, had a website dedicated to it.
00:07:30.000 And then MonsterQuest found out that these things were just video artifacts when bugs flew too close to the lens.
00:07:38.000 So this guy, his whole life, he had dedicated to a video artifact.
00:07:44.000 Oh, God.
00:07:44.000 And he thought there was these flying, tubular, fluorescent-looking things.
00:07:53.000 Can you imagine the stress and obligation to society this guy felt only to find out that it's a video artifact?
00:07:59.000 He thought there were aliens.
00:08:00.000 They were flying around us.
00:08:02.000 We just can't register them.
00:08:04.000 It's like those flares in pictures that people think are ghosts.
00:08:07.000 There's obviously proof what they are, but yet people are still like, no, no, no!
00:08:11.000 It's my spirit!
00:08:12.000 How fascinating was Pinchbeck saying that ghosts were real?
00:08:15.000 I didn't get raped, by the way.
00:08:17.000 I wanted to put that on record.
00:08:18.000 I offered the ghost to rape my ass all night.
00:08:20.000 Oh, you're talking about your ghost story.
00:08:22.000 Yeah, no ghost raped me that night.
00:08:23.000 There's a guy on the other day that was absolutely convinced that ghosts were real.
00:08:26.000 He's so smart.
00:08:28.000 Every other way.
00:08:29.000 And I'm like, wow, ghosts?
00:08:30.000 Really?
00:08:31.000 Ghost stories?
00:08:32.000 There is some weird stuff out there, though.
00:08:35.000 Meaning, one of the reasons I ended up going to Princeton undergrad, but one of the reasons I wanted to go, which I didn't tell people because I thought they'd make fun of me, was because of a lab called the Scientific Anomalies Laboratory.
00:08:45.000 I'm not making this up.
00:08:47.000 And they had statisticians, mathematicians looking at stuff like...
00:08:50.000 Like Bigfoot?
00:08:51.000 Not Bigfoot.
00:08:52.000 Remote viewing?
00:08:54.000 Yeah, remote viewing.
00:08:55.000 Exactly.
00:08:55.000 So they looked at remote viewing really closely.
00:08:57.000 And Professor John, who ran this entire research lab, gave his wrap-up speech before they closed the year I landed at school.
00:09:06.000 And he was talking about, for example, with the remote viewing, for people who don't know what it is, you have a transmitter who goes out with the field team, then you have a receiver in a room with a pad of paper and a recorder.
00:09:18.000 The job of the transmitter, they choose one of five envelopes, they get GPS coordinates, they go to that location, and then they take the imagery and they transmit it to the person who's supposed to be the receiver.
00:09:29.000 And what they found with one location is an example.
00:09:32.000 The drawings came back very consistent with the best receivers, but they were at a gas station.
00:09:37.000 I think it was a gas station.
00:09:39.000 It wasn't a gas station in the picture, and they couldn't identify what it was, and it ended up being barracks that had been destroyed like 120 years ago, something like that.
00:09:47.000 Pretty wild shit.
00:09:49.000 And it was an accurate depiction of these things?
00:09:51.000 The drawings were consistent and it was an accurate depiction.
00:09:55.000 Doesn't the government employ a bunch of people to...
00:09:57.000 I listen to Art Bell, Coast to Coast AM. That's where I get my information.
00:10:02.000 But I've heard on several occasions that the government has employed people to be remote viewers.
00:10:08.000 Oh yeah, for submarines in particular, yeah.
00:10:10.000 Really?
00:10:11.000 Yeah.
00:10:12.000 So there's something to it.
00:10:14.000 There's like Sarnoff International, a bunch of research institutes that have been funded by the government for that particular purpose.
00:10:19.000 And I think that the math is compelling.
00:10:22.000 I mean, the data are compelling.
00:10:24.000 So you look at, for example, they had this huge...
00:10:26.000 It looked like a pachinko machine.
00:10:28.000 I saw it in person.
00:10:29.000 So if you see these Japanese pinball machines, they're vertical and they have these pins.
00:10:32.000 And then these small steel balls bounce down.
00:10:35.000 You have to get them in somewhere.
00:10:37.000 And this thing is about 10 feet high, maybe 5 feet wide.
00:10:41.000 And the objective of the person who was the subject was simply to get the balls to deviate to the left to right hand column.
00:10:46.000 That's all you had to do.
00:10:47.000 And so they ran thousands and thousands and thousands of trials looking at what does in effect telekinesis.
00:10:52.000 And they were able to show that with a p-value, a significance value that was very compelling, there's almost no way you can attribute this to chance if you crunch all the data.
00:11:03.000 Pretty wild stuff, but it doesn't mean I can move stuff around with my eyes.
00:11:06.000 Well, we actually talked about this very recently, that the idea of being able to watch something and that the observer actually changes the particles, changes subatomic particles, and changes the way they interact with their environment.
00:11:20.000 If that's...
00:11:22.000 Happening on some level, somewhere, on a very small level, it must be an ethic that permeates through the whole thing.
00:11:29.000 We probably just are slowly evolving and developing this ability to ultimately alter everything around us.
00:11:37.000 Right now, we're in this fishy, arm-leg, crawling out of the water stage.
00:11:43.000 We're just like those freaky things that made their way out of the ocean and became land animals.
00:11:48.000 Yeah, I think that there's a lot of evolution left.
00:11:51.000 I think the physical side obviously gets sort of cut off once you have all the creature comforts and Maslow's hierarchy handled, then you don't have to breed for physical fitness necessarily.
00:12:02.000 But I think certainly with toxins and whatnot, that's going to force people to evolve.
00:12:06.000 Environmental toxins and estrogen or endocrine disruptors and all that.
00:12:10.000 They're going to figure out a way to do everything that you and I do in the gym in a fucking shot.
00:12:16.000 It's going to be real simple.
00:12:18.000 We're just going to program your body to operate at this level.
00:12:21.000 You don't need to go to the gym.
00:12:23.000 You don't need to do anything.
00:12:24.000 You're going to walk around looking like Aquaman.
00:12:26.000 Oh, sure.
00:12:26.000 That's what's going to happen.
00:12:28.000 They're going to laugh at people that lift weights.
00:12:30.000 Like, what, you fucking dummy?
00:12:32.000 Why didn't you just take the shot?
00:12:34.000 Just go take a shot.
00:12:35.000 I've seen some pretty wild stuff with gene therapy in the course of doing the four-hour body and meeting with all these athletes.
00:12:39.000 I mean, I've written about how I've used GH and anabolics and different things post-surgery, among other times.
00:12:46.000 But the most fascinating thing I saw, which I think is probably the most dangerous also, is interleukin and gene therapy.
00:12:52.000 I know one guy, I won't mention him.
00:12:53.000 This is actually an MMA fighter.
00:12:55.000 He ended up going to China to have gene therapy performed and used interleukin therapy, gained almost 40 pounds of muscle in one month.
00:13:02.000 And that was with no change to his training or diet, gene therapy.
00:13:06.000 So what they do is they'll take, let's say...
00:13:07.000 40 pounds of muscle in a month?
00:13:09.000 How does his heart not explode?
00:13:11.000 How is his heart all of a sudden working for 40 extra pounds?
00:13:15.000 No, exactly.
00:13:16.000 So there are a lot of risks involved.
00:13:17.000 Of course, he's also taking things like GH, IGF-1, etc.
00:13:23.000 Vitamin D. Vitamin D. But what's fascinating about the gene therapy, and you can also use vector-based viruses to increase muscle synthesis in specific areas of the body.
00:13:35.000 So the hope is, of course, that that doesn't then malfunction and lead your heart or intestines to hypertrophy, because then you end up looking like some of these pro-bodybuilders who are six months pregnant.
00:13:44.000 With that crazy gut.
00:13:45.000 Yeah.
00:13:45.000 Whoa, that's so weird.
00:13:46.000 Just a word to the wise.
00:13:48.000 If you're going to use...
00:13:49.000 Something like GH, and there are definitely places to do that.
00:13:54.000 Watch the dosages because if you have organ growth, that's not going to reverse as muscular growth or hypertrophy would.
00:14:01.000 But after my reconstructive shoulder surgery, I used high-frequency, low-dose growth hormones twice a day, six days a week.
00:14:10.000 And would absolutely do it again in a heartbeat.
00:14:12.000 Absolutely.
00:14:13.000 No reservations whatsoever.
00:14:15.000 But yeah, I mean...
00:14:15.000 That's just step one.
00:14:16.000 What this is, is it's genetic manipulation at a very base level.
00:14:22.000 It's like we're just adding chemicals that don't...
00:14:25.000 They don't make chemicals anymore?
00:14:26.000 Hmm, let's add them.
00:14:27.000 We make our own and then we squirt them in there.
00:14:29.000 Yeah.
00:14:29.000 And then the glands don't know what the fuck's going on.
00:14:31.000 Like, why is there this...
00:14:32.000 That's why dudes...
00:14:33.000 Like, in MMA fighters, there's several different occurrences of this where guys are very young and they have to get on testosterone.
00:14:39.000 Yeah.
00:14:40.000 And it could be a natural issue.
00:14:42.000 It could be, you know, something happened to them when they were young and, you know, their testicles never fully developed.
00:14:47.000 Or it could be that they took steroids and they shocked the fucking shit out of their system to the point where your balls shut down.
00:14:54.000 Yeah.
00:14:54.000 That happens to dudes.
00:14:55.000 Oh, absolutely.
00:14:55.000 It's pretty common, man.
00:14:57.000 Yeah.
00:14:57.000 Yeah, super common.
00:14:58.000 Especially if you're doing a black market and you don't have proper post-cycle therapy and you don't know how to use, let's say, Clomid or one of these.
00:15:04.000 Right.
00:15:04.000 You don't know what the fuck you're doing.
00:15:05.000 And you don't go to a doctor.
00:15:06.000 You don't go to a doctor.
00:15:07.000 You don't know your blood levels.
00:15:09.000 And then you stop cold turkey.
00:15:10.000 Yeah, that's stupid.
00:15:11.000 It's stupid.
00:15:12.000 And you see a lot of incidences also where it appears that the molecule of testosterone binds with, let's say, in some cases, dopamine receptors.
00:15:23.000 So when people take antidepressants, Also, serotonin is involved.
00:15:27.000 Antidepressants plus testosterone can be a really nasty combo.
00:15:31.000 Whoa, really?
00:15:31.000 Yeah, so you see these cases of, let's say, supposed roid rage or people committing suicide, they blame it on anabolics.
00:15:38.000 It's actually the combination of, let's say, an anti-anxiety or anti-depressive with the anabolics.
00:15:43.000 I know guys who are on both.
00:15:44.000 It's dangerous, yeah.
00:15:45.000 And they're dangerous guys, too.
00:15:47.000 Yeah.
00:15:49.000 I'm not dangerous.
00:15:51.000 Brian's been on the juice for a couple months now.
00:15:53.000 I'm trying to turn him into a man.
00:15:55.000 I take him to the squat rack every day after the show.
00:15:57.000 Oh god, that's my vagina.
00:16:02.000 Just fucking shows in the toilet.
00:16:04.000 Just started.
00:16:06.000 The genetic manipulation that we're doing, though, with adding testosterone or adding estrogen or adding anything is nothing compared to what it's going to be like when they figure that shit out at a genetic level, when they know how to engineer the body.
00:16:18.000 And they figure out how to make your cells literally become 20-year-old cells.
00:16:24.000 They bring your whole body to a state of where it was when you were at your peak of youth.
00:16:30.000 That's so possible, man.
00:16:32.000 They're so close to that.
00:16:33.000 They're within a lifetime.
00:16:36.000 In our lifetime, by the time we grow old and die, they're going to have figured out a way that no one grows old and dies.
00:16:41.000 I think they're within 10 years of figuring a lot of that out.
00:16:44.000 So crazy!
00:16:45.000 You're gonna have, like, old ladies that all of a sudden become hot again.
00:16:49.000 Do you know how badass that would be?
00:16:50.000 Like that chick last night?
00:16:51.000 Yeah, if there was this...
00:16:52.000 Oh, Jesus.
00:16:53.000 Don't be mean.
00:16:53.000 Don't be mean, Brian.
00:16:54.000 She's fucking smoking.
00:16:56.000 Yeah, she was.
00:16:57.000 You're us.
00:16:57.000 You're us.
00:16:57.000 Good.
00:16:58.000 Be nice.
00:16:59.000 I know what you're talking about.
00:17:00.000 Oh.
00:17:01.000 If you, like, there was an old lady and she lived on your block and she was all hunched over and shit, and then over the course of, like, a couple of months, all of a sudden her posture came back, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, her ass started sticking out, and she started turning into a young woman again.
00:17:15.000 She's a 50-year-old kind of semi-hot lady.
00:17:18.000 And then all of a sudden, the next couple of weeks, she's a 40-year-old hot lady.
00:17:21.000 And you're like, what the fuck is going on?
00:17:23.000 It would be fine if it fixed everything.
00:17:25.000 Next thing you know, she's this 80-year-old mind, but with this hot 20-year-old body.
00:17:30.000 That would be awesome.
00:17:31.000 Motherfucker.
00:17:32.000 Marriage is threatened from both ends of the spectrum.
00:17:35.000 My husband left me for an 80-year-old.
00:17:38.000 An 80-year-old immortal.
00:17:40.000 If it made the vagina and everything grow back to young age, it would be perfect.
00:17:44.000 Like a hot body.
00:17:46.000 Well, the whole body.
00:17:46.000 It wouldn't just leave the vagina out.
00:17:48.000 We've got good news and bad news.
00:17:50.000 The good news is you could be 20 again.
00:17:52.000 The bad news is your vagina has to stay 90. Yeah, but would it do teeth?
00:17:57.000 Would it do like bowel syndrome?
00:17:59.000 Is she going to be a hot chick that's pooping all the time because she can't control her poop?
00:18:03.000 Is it going to do everything?
00:18:04.000 Well, yeah.
00:18:04.000 If it does your whole body, it makes your whole body younger.
00:18:07.000 Whatever issues you have that are age-related will go away because you won't have hormonal deficiencies anymore.
00:18:12.000 You know what would be funny, though, is if she still liked hard candy and pie.
00:18:16.000 She was a hot, young chick, but she liked old rhubarb pies.
00:18:19.000 I like rhubarb pie, but is that what old people like?
00:18:22.000 Creepy food, then.
00:18:24.000 Mashed-up carrots.
00:18:26.000 She says, I just love mashed-up carrots with my vitamins.
00:18:30.000 All the behaviors of an 80-year-old.
00:18:33.000 She was super hot, but still using a walker with the tennis balls on the front.
00:18:36.000 Still like to watch more, little bitch.
00:18:38.000 When you see people that are cranky and old, old, shitty people, the reason most of them are like that is because their life is miserable.
00:18:45.000 Their body feels like shit.
00:18:46.000 It's falling apart.
00:18:47.000 Every day it's just, get the fuck off my lawn, you know?
00:18:51.000 But if you all of a sudden gave them gene therapy and their body became 20, I wonder if their behavior would revert to a 20-year-old behavior again.
00:18:58.000 Yeah.
00:18:59.000 Just, you know, obviously a little more experience, but...
00:19:01.000 Yeah, you would, right?
00:19:02.000 Yeah, but that would be your almost erasing memories then.
00:19:05.000 Why?
00:19:05.000 Because you're saying that you're getting younger, so you're going to act younger.
00:19:11.000 That's meaning you're just forgetting that you're not old anymore.
00:19:14.000 No, no, no.
00:19:14.000 You would still have experience.
00:19:16.000 You'd still have life experience, but you'd be...
00:19:18.000 A lot of what people do, they fucking woo!
00:19:21.000 Woo!
00:19:21.000 A lot of that is just extra energy that you have.
00:19:24.000 A lot of dumb shit that young people do is just they're all charged up with life.
00:19:28.000 They're charged up with life and all day long they're either stuck behind a desk or some unnatural thing for their body and then when they get out at night they want to fuck woo!
00:19:38.000 It's like it's firing it off.
00:19:41.000 As you get older you have less and less of that shit.
00:19:44.000 The only time you see a 50 year old guy going woo!
00:19:47.000 is when he's just about to get arrested.
00:19:50.000 He has to be so drunk, he's already punched somebody.
00:19:53.000 He's at the do you know who I am stage when they're dragging him out.
00:19:55.000 You motherfucker, you know who my cousin is?
00:20:00.000 Yeah, that's your life energy.
00:20:03.000 It's not just being clueless.
00:20:05.000 There's also this bursting inferno of shit inside you because you're 20 years old and your body's alive.
00:20:11.000 I think with the reversal of some of the symptoms of aging, looking at telomeres and all that stuff, I think a lot of it will be combined with regenerative medicine.
00:20:19.000 I've seen them print heart cells and lung cells and so forth.
00:20:24.000 My theory is that if you can keep your neurological functioning, And at a high level and mitigate stuff like Parkinson's, Alzheimer's, etc., that you'll ultimately be able to get a replacement for just about anything else.
00:20:39.000 So the simplest approach, and this has been looked at for a decade or more, is creatine monohydrate, actually, five grams a day for staving off Alzheimer's and Parkinson's.
00:20:50.000 Creatine?
00:20:50.000 They're clinical studies.
00:20:51.000 You can go on PubMed or Medline and look them up.
00:20:55.000 They've done a lot of research.
00:20:56.000 How much?
00:20:57.000 What is the dosage?
00:20:57.000 Very low, like five grams.
00:20:59.000 You can get creatine to prevent the water retention.
00:21:02.000 So I had read something, creatine, you know, like people would always say that it makes you gain water and people would say that it's not good for your liver.
00:21:09.000 But then I read online, there's no evidence that it's not good for your liver.
00:21:12.000 There's no evidence that it's bad for you.
00:21:13.000 I'm like, well, where'd that come from?
00:21:14.000 Where'd the rumor come from?
00:21:16.000 Is that pharmaceutical companies or something?
00:21:18.000 No, I think it started with...
00:21:20.000 Wives' tales?
00:21:21.000 It started with a few things.
00:21:23.000 I think the first is that if you have a preconditioning kidney problem...
00:21:27.000 So it's a kidney issue?
00:21:28.000 Yeah, but then here's what happens is then people substitute, let's say at one point in a form or a thread, liver, and so you hear about the liver a lot, but it's actually not affected.
00:21:37.000 Oh, I see.
00:21:38.000 With the creatine, as long as you don't have renal insufficiency or some really major kidney issue, it's one of the most innocuous supplements you could take from my perspective.
00:21:48.000 I really don't think it will cause much problem.
00:21:50.000 I used to take that shit before Google.
00:21:52.000 That's the problem.
00:21:53.000 Took it before Google.
00:21:54.000 I thought it actually was bad for you.
00:21:56.000 People are like, dude, that fucking creatine is bad for your liver.
00:21:58.000 I'm like, oh, it is?
00:22:00.000 Is this something you can just buy?
00:22:01.000 Oh, I know.
00:22:01.000 It's before you can do any fact checking.
00:22:03.000 Creatine is like, it makes you gain weight.
00:22:04.000 I gained a lot of weight.
00:22:05.000 I gained like five pounds of muscle using this stuff.
00:22:08.000 It really does make you gain weight.
00:22:09.000 Because it makes, somehow or another, your body retains more water, and your cells are mostly water.
00:22:15.000 So it just makes your cells bigger.
00:22:16.000 You actually get physically larger.
00:22:18.000 Sodium, cocksucker.
00:22:19.000 Sodium, cocksucker.
00:22:20.000 What was I going to ask you?
00:22:21.000 You were talking about telomeres.
00:22:26.000 Telomeres.
00:22:27.000 Do you know about TA65? Yeah.
00:22:30.000 Is that bullshit?
00:22:31.000 What is that?
00:22:31.000 It's not necessarily bullshit.
00:22:32.000 I just don't think it's...
00:22:34.000 Explain to people what it is.
00:22:35.000 So, yeah, TA65 is an approach to elongating or protecting the deterioration of the caps of telomeres.
00:22:43.000 This is related to chromosomal aging.
00:22:46.000 And TS-65 is expensive.
00:22:48.000 I don't know what the prices are now, but it's an approach that is supposed to be, at least in rodents, they've demonstrated it, able to extend the functional lifespan of your telomeres.
00:22:57.000 That's a good way, if you look at telomeres and how they slowly shorten over time, you could almost think of it like rings on a tree, just in the opposite direction.
00:23:07.000 The shorter your telomeres are, the closer you are to your end point.
00:23:10.000 TA-65, my feeling is there hasn't been enough wide-scale testing that I would feel comfortable using it myself.
00:23:19.000 I'm exceptionally comfortable, let's say, using moderate, you know, responsible use of anabolics of different types depending on your thyroid, potentially thyroid.
00:23:29.000 And then combining that with creatine and a few other things.
00:23:33.000 But personally, I would not use TA65 at this point.
00:23:37.000 I don't know.
00:23:39.000 I know one guy who used it, but I only know him online.
00:23:42.000 I know him in real life, but his dad started using it.
00:23:48.000 And his dad started getting really good results with it.
00:23:51.000 Yeah.
00:23:51.000 Like, so he stopped using it.
00:23:53.000 He just tried it.
00:23:53.000 He said he didn't feel like it was doing anything for him.
00:23:55.000 But his dad, apparently, who's, you know, an older guy, it's like, it's helping him see better.
00:24:00.000 I have a buddy who's using it, and he's a CEO in Silicon Valley, and he said that he's noticed gray hair turning black again and things like that.
00:24:08.000 Whoa!
00:24:09.000 Right, yeah, right?
00:24:10.000 Does he have a crystal on his neck?
00:24:12.000 No.
00:24:13.000 No, this is an engineer type.
00:24:16.000 He's no BS. But...
00:24:18.000 For me, I'm happy to wait.
00:24:19.000 If this stuff works as people say it works, well, if I wait three years, it doesn't matter.
00:24:24.000 Right, right.
00:24:25.000 Good point.
00:24:26.000 I'll let those beta testers throw fucking horns or whatever, and then I'll be like, yeah, yeah, they didn't tell you about the horns, didn't they?
00:24:32.000 Turn into chimpanzees.
00:24:35.000 TS-65 is interesting, though.
00:24:37.000 I mean, what's also interesting is lobsters.
00:24:39.000 People look at lobsters to study life extension because they don't exhibit any of the normal signs of aging.
00:24:44.000 So there are people who believe that they would live for hundreds and hundreds of years if they weren't caught and killed.
00:24:50.000 Really?
00:24:50.000 What is the oldest one we've ever observed?
00:24:53.000 I don't know.
00:24:53.000 It's a good question.
00:24:54.000 We should all start taking lobster oil or something.
00:24:57.000 Lobsters are yummy.
00:24:58.000 That's the next thing, lobster oil.
00:25:00.000 I remember being high as fuck once at Morton's, you know, at Morton's Steakhouse.
00:25:03.000 They walk by with the cart, and they show you, this is the prime, you know, USDA sirloin cut, and, you know, you can have it with this and that.
00:25:10.000 And then he holds up the lobster, and the lobster's moving.
00:25:15.000 Barbecued.
00:25:16.000 I'm sitting there with Eddie Bravo, and we're both going, look at that motherfucker.
00:25:19.000 Look at that alien thing that he's holding up.
00:25:22.000 That fucking soulless, emotionless creature, that giant bug that lives in the ocean, and he's holding onto it.
00:25:31.000 Can you imagine the first guy who's like, I'm going to eat this?
00:25:34.000 The first guy who pulls that up in front of the villagers, he's like, yeah, you guys, I've had enough to drink, I'm going to eat this.
00:25:39.000 That's a bold motherfucker.
00:25:41.000 Yeah.
00:25:41.000 Yeah.
00:25:43.000 Speaking of documentaries, I'd be curious, do you have any particular top favorites?
00:25:48.000 Wow.
00:25:50.000 All-time favorites?
00:25:51.000 The Corporation was one of my all-time favorites.
00:25:53.000 I've heard this is good.
00:25:54.000 That's a disturbing fucking documentary.
00:25:58.000 Enron, the smartest guy in the room.
00:26:00.000 That was a really good one.
00:26:01.000 Burn, motherfucker, burn when California's going down.
00:26:03.000 Unbelievable.
00:26:04.000 The guy who wasn't there is pretty good.
00:26:05.000 Yeah, that's a good one.
00:26:06.000 Food Incorporated.
00:26:08.000 Food Incorporated is very disturbing.
00:26:10.000 Have you guys seen Man on Wire?
00:26:11.000 No, I haven't seen that one.
00:26:13.000 That's about the tightrope walker, right?
00:26:14.000 About the guys who sneak into the World Trade Center and then tightrope walk across to the other tower.
00:26:20.000 Oh, there's the two towers.
00:26:22.000 Oh my god.
00:26:23.000 Did he really?
00:26:24.000 Yeah.
00:26:24.000 And he made it?
00:26:25.000 Yeah, they have video.
00:26:26.000 It's awesome.
00:26:26.000 Yeah.
00:26:27.000 That hurts my dick just sitting here thinking about it.
00:26:30.000 Oh yeah, he not only walked across it, he stayed up there for like 30 minutes or something.
00:26:34.000 He actually laid down on the wire, then stood back up.
00:26:36.000 Oh my god.
00:26:38.000 That was hard to watch.
00:26:39.000 The balance that these fucking guys have.
00:26:42.000 The limits of human physicality, we really truly don't...
00:26:46.000 No one is really sort of...
00:26:50.000 We've actualized the full potential of all the human athletic abilities, like gymnastics and basketball and track and field and fighting.
00:26:59.000 Eventually, will people live long enough so one person can be a master at all sports and all games and all things physical?
00:27:07.000 All starts with life extension.
00:27:08.000 That's why a lot of the...
00:27:09.000 The sort of singularity-focused or just life extension-focused tech CEOs, guys who've made hundreds of millions of dollars, they're pouring it into these startups they think will be able to make them live forever because that's what they see as their rate-limiting step for learning all this stuff.
00:27:24.000 Well, yeah.
00:27:25.000 If you really think about it, if you could live to be a thousand years old, how many languages would you learn?
00:27:29.000 How many books would you read?
00:27:30.000 How many things would you be into?
00:27:33.000 I don't believe you ever truly master anything.
00:27:36.000 You master a certain level of proficiency, but there's always levels.
00:27:41.000 There's always levels above.
00:27:42.000 There's always more to learn.
00:27:44.000 But how amazing would it be to be able to accumulate a thousand years worth of information?
00:27:49.000 But then again, maybe you're just wasting your time spinning your wheels here in this stupid dimension.
00:27:54.000 Once we pop through to the next thing, we're like, why would we waste any of our fucking time?
00:27:59.000 You were just playing with blocks in kindergarten.
00:28:01.000 Just constrained by the monkey ego, tied into this fucking caveman body.
00:28:07.000 Living with all these other savages shooting missiles at each other.
00:28:11.000 That's really what's going on.
00:28:13.000 For sure, one day, thousands of years from now, the way we study Sumer, we study Mesopotamia, and we see the pictures of the carriages, and how they rode into battle with fucking sticks with big pieces of metal on the end of the sticks, and how we go, look at these fucking retards.
00:28:30.000 They're going to look at us like that too, for sure.
00:28:32.000 100%, right?
00:28:33.000 Oh yeah, for sure.
00:28:34.000 No doubt about it.
00:28:35.000 It's impossible to avoid.
00:28:37.000 I don't think we're...
00:28:38.000 I don't know, man.
00:28:40.000 Do you wonder what's going to happen between all this stuff?
00:28:43.000 Because the life extension, if it actually becomes something mainstream and popular, what the fuck, man?
00:28:49.000 No one's going to die, and there's going to be way too many of us almost immediately.
00:28:52.000 I think we'll have a pandemic in the next three years.
00:28:54.000 Do you think so?
00:28:55.000 Really?
00:28:55.000 Yeah.
00:28:56.000 I think that whether it's...
00:28:59.000 How did you come up in three years?
00:29:01.000 I just think that if you look at the population density and the technological capabilities and the cost of biotech.
00:29:11.000 For example, I had a friend of mine, he runs a publicly traded biotech company, he said, I have 100 of the best scientists in the world.
00:29:17.000 If we wanted to end the world, we could do it.
00:29:20.000 Absolutely.
00:29:20.000 Give us six months.
00:29:21.000 Jesus Christ.
00:29:22.000 We could engineer a virus containing A, B, and C that would be communicable just like the common cold.
00:29:27.000 We'd seed it in three or four metropolitan areas.
00:29:30.000 End of story.
00:29:31.000 He had a great idea.
00:29:32.000 What if you infused the common cold with LSD? So that as people...
00:29:38.000 Is that your idea or Duncan's?
00:29:41.000 I think it's Duncan.
00:29:41.000 Duncan's idea?
00:29:42.000 So that as you get the cold, you also trip your fucking balls off.
00:29:46.000 And you could literally get a whole state sick with LSD. Is that possible?
00:29:52.000 Well, you'd have to find something that was either replicable by virus or by bacteria.
00:29:55.000 I'm sure there's something out there.
00:29:57.000 Maybe it's something naturally occurring like 5-MeO-DMT or something like that.
00:30:02.000 As opposed to, you know, lesergic...
00:30:04.000 It's just going to be Starbucks.
00:30:05.000 That's all it's going to be.
00:30:06.000 The reason why acid would be a good one is because it's so small.
00:30:11.000 You need such a small amount of it to affect you.
00:30:15.000 I think that you do need a very small amount.
00:30:18.000 If you were using, let's say, 5-MeO-DMT, I'd say you could get away with as little as two milligrams.
00:30:25.000 And particularly if it's self-replicate, so let's say the virus is tiny itself, but then it builds up to an active dose by replication in your body, then you just need the cedar to start.
00:30:35.000 5-MeO DMT is a crazy thing to get people sick with, though, because in acid, when you have acid, You know, as far as I understand, you're still sort of there.
00:30:45.000 The big thing about the 5-MeO DMT experience is you don't exist anymore.
00:30:50.000 You just stop being there.
00:30:52.000 You go to some other place.
00:30:54.000 You feel like your consciousness leaves your body and enters into some other place.
00:30:59.000 So you wouldn't be paying attention to your body at all, which is really dangerous to get people sick that way.
00:31:04.000 If you engineered that, you engineered some sort of a cold that gets people to just drop to the ground in DMT trips, that's just rude.
00:31:11.000 Yeah.
00:31:12.000 I guess it depends on what your objectives are for seeding a state with LSD. Enlightenment.
00:31:18.000 It sounds ridiculous because most people use it for recreational purposes, but I think any sort of a mass ego-erasing experience like that could only help people.
00:31:29.000 Look, September 11th was a terrible thing that happened.
00:31:33.000 It was horrible.
00:31:34.000 I knew people that died there.
00:31:37.000 I've talked to people that saw bodies hitting the ground.
00:31:40.000 Ren Azizi was in that building.
00:31:41.000 But what it did do, and it was really strange, was made everybody really nice for a while.
00:31:48.000 Everybody was really friendly and neighborly, and there was a real sense in New York of everybody being together in a way that I never felt there before.
00:31:59.000 New York was always like, don't look at me, fuck you, out of my way.
00:32:02.000 There was always this thing that happens when you have this diffusion of responsibility because the population numbers are so high.
00:32:09.000 You get this non-feeling and friendly environment.
00:32:13.000 It's impossible to interact with everyone, so you just fucking put your blinders on, you press ahead.
00:32:18.000 But that terrible experience was ego-dissolving in a lot of ways.
00:32:23.000 And it humbled a lot of people.
00:32:24.000 And it made people appreciate life.
00:32:26.000 And it made people appreciate all the people around them.
00:32:30.000 And it was a fucking terrible, terrible tragedy.
00:32:32.000 But what a beautiful time I had right after that tragedy in New York.
00:32:37.000 Yeah.
00:32:38.000 I remember I was there like a few months later and I was like, wow, everybody's so cool.
00:32:41.000 I hope this sticks.
00:32:42.000 That's all I remember thinking.
00:32:43.000 Like, I hope this sticks, man.
00:32:45.000 I hope people realize, you know, we should all be like this.
00:32:47.000 We should all be like brothers and sisters and friendly to each other.
00:32:50.000 And firefighters should get laid.
00:32:52.000 There should be chicks that are fucking trying to blow firefighters.
00:32:55.000 They're all fired up, you know?
00:32:56.000 Because for a while, firefighters were fucking rock stars in New York.
00:32:59.000 And then eventually, he just fucking died off, and he got a few fucking older firefighters with young guy haircuts who talk about the glory days of September 11th.
00:33:08.000 You know, they're like 50 now, but bro, I was 40, I was just divorced, okay?
00:33:13.000 I'm just walking around everywhere I go with my fire hat on.
00:33:15.000 I didn't even bother taking it off.
00:33:17.000 They're just diving on my dick, yo.
00:33:20.000 Did they have a 9-11 firefighter calendar?
00:33:22.000 Like a sexy calendar?
00:33:23.000 They must have.
00:33:24.000 They had to, right?
00:33:25.000 Yeah, they must have.
00:33:27.000 They had to, right?
00:33:29.000 The gay community capitalizes on things like that, Jordan.
00:33:32.000 This is Tony over at Unit 14. Yeah.
00:33:35.000 The eco-dissolving, though, is important.
00:33:38.000 Yeah, it's huge.
00:33:39.000 I think you can, well, you know this, but you can definitely engineer it.
00:33:43.000 I've always, well, once a year I do high-dose mushrooms, psilocybin, as a reset.
00:33:49.000 It's around my birthday at home with two or three of my closest friends.
00:33:53.000 We always have a sitter.
00:33:55.000 We always have somebody who's smoking pot or otherwise semi-dissolving.
00:33:59.000 Coherent to watch people.
00:34:00.000 Make sure they can handle their weed, too.
00:34:02.000 You don't want anybody just smoking pot by themselves.
00:34:04.000 It's freaking out.
00:34:05.000 You need a veteran.
00:34:06.000 Yeah, no paranoia.
00:34:08.000 But that reset really, I think, strips away the superficial layers of manufactured need and so forth and allows you to look at problems that are very easy to overcomplicate when you intellectualize things or rationalize.
00:34:23.000 So you accept whether it is a bad relationship or whatever it might be.
00:34:26.000 And the afterglow effect that I felt after each of these resets, and each one has been transformative in solving one or two major problems in my life, is there's this afterglow effect of supreme clarity in terms of your priorities and values for a few months for me.
00:34:44.000 It really lasts a long time.
00:34:45.000 I'm taking serious quantities.
00:34:47.000 How many grams?
00:34:49.000 I don't know the grams.
00:34:51.000 I've done it sort of eyeball portioning, but I would say like a half a gallon.
00:34:56.000 Ziploc bag is like a gallon of that, right?
00:34:59.000 Like half of that.
00:35:00.000 Whoa!
00:35:01.000 That's a lot of fucking shrooms, or are you getting really bad shrooms?
00:35:05.000 Probably a combination of two, but I mean, it's time travel.
00:35:08.000 You don't function properly.
00:35:10.000 What do you think the weight of that is?
00:35:12.000 I really don't know.
00:35:13.000 That sounds like a half ounce.
00:35:15.000 A friend of mine used to grow really extensively, so I've never seen him weigh anything.
00:35:22.000 They always tell you you should weigh it so you know what you're doing.
00:35:26.000 I accidentally took, I think, six or seven grams recently, and it was the closest to death that I've ever felt on mushrooms.
00:35:33.000 It was to the point where it felt like I was poisoned on this, where I was puking up.
00:35:38.000 How much do you fuck with the isolation tank?
00:35:40.000 I've never been in an isolation tank.
00:35:42.000 I've been dying to do it.
00:35:43.000 I actually had Charlie, who works with me, find locations in San Francisco.
00:35:50.000 This was a few months ago.
00:35:52.000 And then I had to take off for travel and wasn't able to do it.
00:35:54.000 But I've been dying to do isolation tanks.
00:35:57.000 For a long time.
00:35:59.000 And I wanted to do it extremely clear in terms of sobriety, and then I wanted to try something with visual hallucinations in the isolation tank to see.
00:36:11.000 Yeah, get comfortable with the tank experience first.
00:36:13.000 Go sober, for sure.
00:36:14.000 I always tell everybody, if you can, go sober.
00:36:16.000 Unless you're a marijuana Jedi.
00:36:18.000 Unless you're just one of those dudes that gets high and does everything.
00:36:21.000 And I'm like, go ahead, go in there, get in there.
00:36:22.000 It's not going to hurt you.
00:36:25.000 regular job and doesn't get high all day every day, go sober, I always say.
00:36:29.000 And then when you do it, you've got to get comfortable with the experience to get good at it.
00:36:33.000 And by get good at it, there's certain things in life that take a while to get used to it, like jujitsu, for example.
00:36:40.000 You know, you're fucking getting in there and wrestling full blast with other grown men.
00:36:46.000 You're sweating in each other's eyes.
00:36:47.000 Dudes will be on top of you and their armpit sweat will drip in your face.
00:36:51.000 And you just deal with that because that's a part of Jiu Jitsu.
00:36:53.000 And it's one of those things where once you've been doing Jiu Jitsu for 10 years, when you get on the mat and you just, you know, you tap hands with people and you start sparring, it's a normal thing because you're so used to this weird, fucked up experience.
00:37:04.000 You put yourself in this sort of Zen state, even though this is a bizarre experience for most people.
00:37:09.000 Well, the tank is so alien that this time where your body doesn't move at all is so bizarre to you.
00:37:19.000 We're constantly shifting our weight even when we sleep.
00:37:21.000 We're moving around.
00:37:23.000 We're reacting to gravity.
00:37:25.000 We're reacting to the pillow on our neck.
00:37:27.000 There's input that's coming in.
00:37:29.000 It's the only time where there's no input.
00:37:31.000 It's so hard to just manage that.
00:37:34.000 It's so hard to just relax.
00:37:36.000 Because you'll start coming up with fake things.
00:37:39.000 Like, my dick itches.
00:37:40.000 Fuck, should I itch my dick?
00:37:41.000 And you'll start thinking, like, I can just itch my dick.
00:37:43.000 But then I'm going to get salty water on my dick, and then it's going to itch some more.
00:37:47.000 And it takes a long time.
00:37:49.000 It takes a bunch of different uses until you get to where, like, when I go in that thing, that's my home, man.
00:37:54.000 I'm so used to that thing.
00:37:55.000 I close that door.
00:37:57.000 I lie back, and I go, let's find out what's up.
00:37:59.000 Let's find out what's up.
00:38:00.000 Let's see what's up.
00:38:01.000 And I never go in sober anymore.
00:38:02.000 I'm always blitzed.
00:38:04.000 When I get in there, because I just feel like marijuana, especially high doses, make you very, very sensitive.
00:38:10.000 Very sensitive, and it makes you very, you contemplate things you might not have contemplated.
00:38:16.000 My mind is always racing in a million different directions thinking about things, and there's nothing like the isolation tank to enhance that.
00:38:23.000 Because when you have nothing coming into your mind from the body, the body is sending no signals.
00:38:29.000 Like all of a sudden you have radio silence and the mind is on its own.
00:38:33.000 The mind without any sensory input is fucking super powered, man, in a way that it's very difficult to describe because nobody ever experiences it.
00:38:40.000 It's the only environment like that in the world where there's nothing coming in.
00:38:45.000 And it is beyond bizarre to me that more people aren't aware of this fucking thing.
00:38:50.000 I mean, I've been talking about it for years.
00:38:52.000 We put videos up about it, and people come to me about it, and they ask me, like, dude, tell me about the isolation deck.
00:38:57.000 I'm like, how could I possibly be an expert in this fucking thing?
00:39:01.000 All I am is just some dude who has one who uses it.
00:39:04.000 How are there not scientists that are studying the benefits of this shit and pushing it to everyone as stress relief, as a clarity device, as a device for objective reasoning and thinking and creativity?
00:39:17.000 Every artist should have one.
00:39:19.000 Every athlete should have one.
00:39:21.000 Every fighter should have one.
00:39:22.000 Anybody where you need deep, intense thought without distraction, you don't even fucking know what that is until you get in that isolation tank.
00:39:30.000 You've got to get in there.
00:39:31.000 That's why I've been pestering the shit out of you to see it.
00:39:34.000 I've never actually even seen one.
00:39:35.000 You've never seen one?
00:39:36.000 Well, mine's different than any one you've ever seen because mine's a custom-made one by Float Labs.
00:39:40.000 There's one company in Venice that makes the very best in the world.
00:39:43.000 They're FloatLabs.com.
00:39:44.000 No question about it, they make the best equipment.
00:39:46.000 And the guy Crash who builds it is a freak.
00:39:49.000 He's the mad scientist of isolation tanks.
00:39:52.000 He's actually come up with this new device.
00:39:54.000 You would love this guy.
00:39:55.000 He's right up your alley.
00:39:57.000 I want to introduce you guys to each other because he's so fucking nuts.
00:40:00.000 Super genius, brilliant, but nuts.
00:40:02.000 And his latest thing is he's got this screen that he's developed for use above the isolation tank.
00:40:09.000 You have speakers that float in the water right next to your ears.
00:40:12.000 So you center yourself in between these two speakers and then the screen emits so little light that you cannot see the edges.
00:40:19.000 You cannot see anything except the image because you're in complete pitch blackness when you're in that tank.
00:40:25.000 So anything is visual.
00:40:27.000 Anything is visible.
00:40:28.000 So it's the lowest amount of light physically possible for these things.
00:40:32.000 So literally the image is just floating in space in front of you.
00:40:36.000 With no other distractions, and apparently you can learn like a motherfucker this way.
00:40:41.000 You retain an incredible amount of information.
00:40:43.000 You have all these, the access to all these resources of your mind that are usually thinking about like, man, my ass is fucking uncomfortable, and should I take my wallet out of my back pocket?
00:40:54.000 These shoes suck and I got a hole in my sock.
00:40:56.000 All this information that keeps constantly coming into the mind about just social things and noises.
00:41:02.000 There's none of that in there.
00:41:03.000 There's none of that in there.
00:41:04.000 Just this floating image.
00:41:06.000 So he's dedicated a considerable amount of time over the last three years.
00:41:09.000 He keeps talking to me about it.
00:41:10.000 I'm not interested in it because to me, what's fascinating about the isolation tank is the quiet and solitude.
00:41:17.000 And I want to go in.
00:41:19.000 I don't want to see things.
00:41:21.000 I want to go in.
00:41:22.000 I want to explore the mind.
00:41:24.000 I want to explore possible directions of consciousness, whether or not you can control that shit, how much of your thought and how much of creativity you can control.
00:41:34.000 That's all I'm concerned with.
00:41:36.000 That's why I like to use the thing.
00:41:37.000 But if you wanted to use it as an educational tool, it would be fucking incredible.
00:41:41.000 It would be great.
00:41:42.000 Have you played around with lucid dreaming at all?
00:41:45.000 This is a very interesting subject because we just started selling this stuff called Alpha Brain.
00:41:51.000 And what alpha brain is, it's a nootropic.
00:41:53.000 It's basically a bunch of different naturally occurring chemicals, things from plants and what have you, and synthesized things that are supposed to enhance cognitive function.
00:42:02.000 So we put it out and it makes me feel clearer how much of that is a placebo effect.
00:42:08.000 I'm more than willing to admit that I don't know.
00:42:11.000 Because the placebo effect is a phenomenal thing.
00:42:14.000 And on top of it, it's been proven that the placebo effect actually can work even on people who know it's a placebo.
00:42:22.000 So it's a very bizarre and misunderstood thing.
00:42:26.000 But the dreams lead me in my objective analysis of it to say there's something very clear that's happening.
00:42:34.000 The dreams are much more vivid and they're lucid.
00:42:37.000 I'm having lucid dreams all the time.
00:42:39.000 And on top of that, I remember a good deal of them when I wake up, which is pretty rare.
00:42:44.000 Yeah, absolutely.
00:42:45.000 I'm in the middle of dreams and I just stop and I go, whoa, I'm in the middle of a dream now and I'm not even close to waking up.
00:42:51.000 This is weird because a lot of times I'd be in the middle of a dream and go, fuck, this is amazing.
00:42:55.000 Oh my God, I'm dreaming.
00:42:56.000 Oh, I'm awake.
00:42:57.000 I freak out that I'm dreaming and I just blow the illusion away.
00:43:02.000 But with this stuff, for whatever reason, when I take these alpha brain pills, especially at night, I wake up while I'm having these lucid dreams and I'm able to stay in the dream.
00:43:11.000 They say it's choline.
00:43:13.000 Yeah.
00:43:14.000 Yeah, so the acetylcholine, the neurotransmitter, moderates a lot of this.
00:43:18.000 And I'm wondering if your product has huperzine A in it.
00:43:22.000 Yes.
00:43:22.000 Okay, so huperzine A is an acetylcholinesterase inhibitor.
00:43:26.000 Let me grab you one.
00:43:28.000 I'll show you what it is.
00:43:29.000 Yeah, so the ACE, like acetylcholinesterase, is something that breaks down acetylcholine.
00:43:33.000 So if it's an acetylcholinesterase inhibitor, it means it allows acetylcholine to last longer.
00:43:38.000 So it pretty much stays awake longer.
00:43:40.000 Yeah, it increases, and I may get some of the technicalities wrong, but the half-life of acetylcholine.
00:43:45.000 So huperzine A is really fascinating.
00:43:50.000 Can you actually read that a little?
00:43:52.000 Yeah, sure.
00:43:53.000 I can't read that shit at all.
00:43:54.000 Wow, yeah, this is challenging font.
00:43:56.000 GPC choline.
00:43:57.000 Yeah, huperzia serrata.
00:43:58.000 So that's the 0.5% huperzine A. That definitely will help.
00:44:02.000 Vimpocitine or vimpocitine, also very cool.
00:44:05.000 I used to have this in the product that I used to make back in the day.
00:44:08.000 Well, dude, take one of those and tell me what you think of it.
00:44:12.000 Bacobo will light me up.
00:44:13.000 Giving it to my friends.
00:44:14.000 Every single one of them has had positive experiences with it.
00:44:17.000 I really do think it makes my mind seem clearer.
00:44:20.000 If people are interested, we sell it at onnit.com.
00:44:23.000 O-N-N-I-T dot com.
00:44:24.000 We sold out of all of our orders in the first couple of weeks of August.
00:44:30.000 We sort of underestimated the amount of...
00:44:32.000 Of demand for this stuff, but it works.
00:44:35.000 I swear it works.
00:44:36.000 I shit you not, I wouldn't be talking about this.
00:44:39.000 When I tell people, if I'm selling something or if I'm promoting something, I guarantee you, 100%, I believe it.
00:44:46.000 You might not agree with me, you might say it doesn't work, but I would never bullshit you.
00:44:51.000 Never.
00:44:52.000 And this stuff, to me, I feel it does something to me.
00:44:55.000 I feel it allows my mind to function at a smooth and energetic level.
00:45:00.000 It feels good.
00:45:01.000 The ingredients make sense.
00:45:03.000 I used to...
00:45:04.000 I got started with the smart drug stuff in college.
00:45:07.000 college, I decided to use the FDA personal importation policy to bring in paracetam, hydrogen, vasopressin, all of these drugs from Europe to test on myself for learning purposes.
00:45:21.000 And one of them, vasopressin, is used as an antidiuretic hormone in kids.
00:45:26.000 If they're older and they wet the bed, they start using this nasal spray, which is vasopressin.
00:45:30.000 What's fascinating about it is part of the reason if some people feel that they experience, say, memory loss with alcohol, if they drink too much, is it depletes you of vasopressin, which is necessary for Some types of pot also.
00:45:43.000 But if you squirt vasopressin into each nostril, what I was able to do is before Chinese character tests, we would have these character quizzes.
00:45:53.000 And I could literally take two shots, one in each nostril, flip through the characters, because it has a very short effect, and then 10 minutes later, score 98 plus on these recall tests.
00:46:08.000 Oh, holy shit.
00:46:10.000 Really, really wild shit.
00:46:11.000 What is the shelf?
00:46:12.000 I mean, what is the active life of it, though?
00:46:15.000 Oh, it's very, very short.
00:46:16.000 Well, here's the thing, though.
00:46:17.000 Half hour?
00:46:17.000 Yeah, something like that, I would guess.
00:46:19.000 Well, actually, it probably lasts longer, but the learning effect that I experienced was very short, like 30 minutes.
00:46:24.000 But since it's anti-diuretic, I mean, as a parent, it wouldn't do you very much good to have your kid not piss for 30 minutes and then just wet the bed, so I'm imagining it lasts longer.
00:46:33.000 But...
00:46:36.000 What's going on, though?
00:46:37.000 Why does it allow you to memorize things?
00:46:39.000 My understanding, and somebody who's listening can probably do a better job on Google of getting the details off Wikipedia or wherever, but vasopressin, my understanding is that it is a hormone that is necessary for short-term memory, so the actual formation of the short-term memory, which is all biologically limited.
00:46:56.000 And I think we are very optimistic about how much we know about the brand.
00:47:01.000 I think that it's, I mean, we'll have to rewrite it all in five years probably.
00:47:05.000 But most people think of short-term, you have working memory, short-term memory, long-term memory.
00:47:09.000 For that transfer to short-term to long-term, once it makes that jump, you're good to go.
00:47:13.000 So it's not like when I stopped using Vasopress and I lost those memories.
00:47:17.000 As long as I repeated it, used intelligent spaced repetition to repeat it at some point before I lost it.
00:47:24.000 With the Ebbinghaus curve and all of that.
00:47:26.000 If people are interested, Pimsleur is the guy who looked very closely at this.
00:47:30.000 What spell is that?
00:47:31.000 P-I-M-S-L-E-U-R. And they have a lot of language programs based on...
00:47:36.000 On his methodology, I find it really slow.
00:47:39.000 I think there are faster ways to do it.
00:47:40.000 But the vasopressin and then hydrogene, I found to have a really favorable sort of effect to side effect ratio.
00:47:49.000 Whereas vimpocetine, I didn't see anything from some of the really strong stuff like modafinil.
00:47:54.000 No, but I tried that vimpocetine.
00:47:57.000 How do you say that?
00:47:59.000 Vimpocetine.
00:48:00.000 This is vimpocetine.
00:48:05.000 Right here, which is in this.
00:48:06.000 I've tried that on its own, and I didn't really feel anything with it.
00:48:10.000 You'll feel a lot if you, and I don't recommend this, but what it does is it sensitizes you to other things, which is part of the reason why it makes sense to have in small doses in a product like this, which is why I'm happy to pop one of these, but I'm going to wait about 30 minutes because I know that the blood caffeine concentration I have right now, if I combine it with Vimpositine, I'll be fucking ricocheting off the walls.
00:48:30.000 Really?
00:48:31.000 Give me that.
00:48:31.000 Let me try that.
00:48:32.000 Yeah, I want one.
00:48:33.000 Let's try and see what happens.
00:48:35.000 That's interesting.
00:48:36.000 I wish I could be like you.
00:48:38.000 I wish I could seem like you have everything exactly planned out.
00:48:42.000 You know what?
00:48:42.000 This will happen to your body.
00:48:44.000 You seem so in touch with your body that you know everything.
00:48:47.000 Brian, listen, I love you, but you're a man-child.
00:48:50.000 No, but I mean, most of the most fittest people and the smartest people aren't connected to their body as much as you are.
00:48:56.000 I'm going to take an experiment.
00:48:58.000 I'm going to need to grab some of your water then in that case.
00:49:01.000 So I'll encourage everybody to listen carefully as my word per minute rate goes through the roof.
00:49:08.000 Cool, thank you.
00:49:11.000 Powerful drugs.
00:49:13.000 Powerful smart drugs.
00:49:14.000 We have quite a combination of things going on.
00:49:16.000 What?
00:49:17.000 What's that?
00:49:17.000 Oh, we do?
00:49:18.000 Yeah.
00:49:18.000 We've got caffeine, weed, this stuff.
00:49:20.000 We've got a lot happening.
00:49:22.000 We're experimenting with the mind.
00:49:24.000 So at Onnit.com, we just started putting this stuff out, and the positive feedback has been fucking crazy, man.
00:49:32.000 People love this shit.
00:49:33.000 You can have that, man.
00:49:34.000 I'm not going to drink that even now.
00:49:37.000 It's a good choice.
00:49:38.000 I've done a lot to myself.
00:49:40.000 Yeah, you traveled all over the world, dude.
00:49:42.000 Who knows what kind of exotic shit you brought back with you.
00:49:45.000 How did you get into this whole writing books and breaking things down?
00:49:50.000 You have so many internet speeches and so many different...
00:49:52.000 I mean, I saw a fascinating one that you did on dating.
00:49:55.000 That I thought was very frank and honest.
00:49:59.000 You had a really great analysis.
00:50:02.000 And the analysis was that you don't put all your eggs in one basket in your life.
00:50:05.000 You don't judge your own self-worth by one singular thing.
00:50:08.000 And that's why you said you're invested in athletics and knowledge and experience.
00:50:13.000 You have a bunch of different things you're interested in.
00:50:14.000 So if something happens and some chance of fate, one thing goes wrong, you're not devastated.
00:50:20.000 You're still an accomplished human being in all these different areas.
00:50:23.000 But that so many people will get involved in relationships and from the get-go, they will just grab one girl and just stick with this one.
00:50:30.000 And you were like, date a few different women.
00:50:33.000 It seems so self-evident.
00:50:34.000 It seems so obvious.
00:50:35.000 But date more than one woman until you find the one you like the best.
00:50:39.000 If you stick with one right off the bat, just because this was...
00:50:43.000 Especially when you first know each other and you're both completely full of shit.
00:50:47.000 You know what I mean?
00:50:48.000 God, especially when you're young.
00:50:49.000 I mean, what...
00:50:50.000 A 24-year-old is really that person when you first start dating them.
00:50:54.000 And especially guys, we're completely full of shit when we first start dating a chick.
00:50:58.000 We want them to like us, we want our best behavior, and then we slowly let our real personality come out.
00:51:06.000 You know, your advice was something that a lot of people wouldn't say because it makes you seem like you're a player or it makes you seem like you're trying to be a sleazy guy.
00:51:16.000 You know, look guys, I'm going to show you how to get laid.
00:51:17.000 This is how it goes.
00:51:18.000 Number one, which we're going to do, date other chicks, ma'am.
00:51:22.000 What the fuck, bro?
00:51:23.000 Why cut yourself short, bro?
00:51:25.000 But you're saying exactly what that guy's saying, but you're saying in a sense, in an intelligent way, you've analyzed a situation.
00:51:32.000 He said, well, there's a clear way to eliminate a lot of the problems that people run into, and this is one of them.
00:51:38.000 Yeah, and for me, I think that's part of the reason I get so much shit online, too, is that if I have a strong opinion based on I'll share it and then there's a lot that is then misconstrued from that or maybe I just come across like a dick.
00:51:56.000 I don't know.
00:51:56.000 It could be that too.
00:51:57.000 But the way this all started was...
00:51:59.000 I can help you there.
00:52:01.000 You don't come across like a dick at all.
00:52:03.000 This is what you come across like.
00:52:04.000 You come across like a confident guy who's smarter than me.
00:52:08.000 And when I hear a guy talk like that, I'm like, oh, here's a guy that is well-read, knows a bunch of different fucking languages, thinks of things, and then goes after them, enjoys learning and information, travels the world.
00:52:20.000 That makes me uncomfortable.
00:52:22.000 That makes me uncomfortable.
00:52:23.000 And then you say, date a bunch of different women, oh, you fucking piece of shit!
00:52:26.000 They're looking for something to be wrong with you.
00:52:28.000 That's what it is.
00:52:29.000 I mean, I'm not blowing smoke up your ass, but you're a young, smart guy with a lot of interests, and that makes people upset.
00:52:36.000 And if you try to put logic and attach logic to anything that involves men and women in relationships, people will call you a piece of shit, or a chauvinist, or a player.
00:52:48.000 Yeah.
00:52:48.000 Yeah.
00:52:49.000 You know, that's what it is.
00:52:50.000 Oh, poor guy's trying to get laid.
00:52:51.000 What's the fuck?
00:52:52.000 What happened there?
00:52:53.000 Isn't that what everybody's trying to do?
00:52:55.000 Isn't that why you're selling me fucking cars with, you know, chicks in bikinis straddled on the hood?
00:53:00.000 What are you selling me here, man?
00:53:02.000 You're selling me pussy.
00:53:03.000 And then if somebody actually likes pussy, and they go, oh, he goes after pussy?
00:53:07.000 What's he doing, you fucking weak thing with your ego?
00:53:11.000 Oh, no, he thinks he's a hot shit.
00:53:12.000 So you know Chinese?
00:53:13.000 Fuck you!
00:53:15.000 There's something about someone who's out there just doing a bunch of shit while you're sitting at home with a beer in your lap and you're like, this is fucking queer.
00:53:24.000 That's what it is.
00:53:24.000 That's the hate they're getting.
00:53:25.000 You don't do anything wrong.
00:53:27.000 There's a large contingent of people who are convinced that I'm gay also.
00:53:30.000 Really?
00:53:31.000 Yeah, it goes both ways.
00:53:32.000 Well, you talk too smart.
00:53:33.000 You don't have enough flavor in your voice.
00:53:36.000 I've masked it.
00:53:37.000 I'm from Long Island originally, man.
00:53:39.000 It took so long, yeah.
00:53:40.000 Well, you're a smart guy.
00:53:41.000 Look, here's the deal.
00:53:44.000 I had a Boston accent.
00:53:45.000 I had a Boston accent for a while.
00:53:46.000 I got rid of my Boston accent.
00:53:48.000 I listened to myself on TV when I was 19 years old.
00:53:50.000 I heard myself talking in an interview, and I was like, oh my god, I sound like the biggest fucking moron.
00:53:56.000 It was a Taekwondo tournament that I won, and I was on TV, and they're like, yeah, we've been working really hard.
00:54:00.000 And we're like, oh, you listen to me?
00:54:02.000 What is wrong with that?
00:54:03.000 You can shake that shit loose.
00:54:05.000 But, you know, we obviously imitate our environment.
00:54:07.000 And your environment over a big period of your life has been around thinkers, and your environment has been around people that are like-minded, and in these subjects that you're pursuing, that's why you sound like a gay.
00:54:21.000 Fair enough.
00:54:22.000 It's not that you sound like a gay.
00:54:23.000 You just sound like nobody they know.
00:54:25.000 See?
00:54:26.000 They don't know anybody like that.
00:54:27.000 They don't know anybody super smart.
00:54:29.000 You know, I've made a lot of mistakes in a couple of narrow areas, and I think that allows me to talk.
00:54:35.000 I mean, I use a lot of vocabulary in a few places, but the writing part was totally accidental.
00:54:41.000 Really?
00:54:41.000 Yeah, I find writing really difficult.
00:54:44.000 Well, this fucking book's giant, dude.
00:54:46.000 Yeah, it's a big one.
00:54:47.000 The 4-Hour Body, his latest one?
00:54:49.000 This is your latest one.
00:54:50.000 This is a giant-ass book, son.
00:54:52.000 It's a big one.
00:54:52.000 Yeah, that was after cutting 150 pages, too, if you can believe it.
00:54:57.000 I promised myself after college, because my senior thesis almost killed me, I actually took a year off of school, in large part because this project became such a monster for me, and I promised myself that I would never write anything longer than an email when I graduated,
00:55:13.000 and obviously that didn't work out very well, but I knew I wanted to be a teacher because of a few people in my life who had A huge impact on me, like my wrestling coach, Mr. Buxton, Reverend Greenleaf, a number of others, and I just wanted to have that impact on other people.
00:55:35.000 But I felt like, alright, I'm going to have to go out in the real world, actually do something, and then I'll go back and teach.
00:55:39.000 Probably in ninth grade, I think that was a really sensitive, malleable time.
00:55:44.000 But...
00:55:45.000 When I stumbled across the writing stuff, it was because I was teaching a class twice a year, and one of the students in feedback form said something along the lines of, I don't know why you're teaching 50 students in a class, you just write a book and be done with it.
00:55:57.000 Like, ha, ha, ha.
00:55:58.000 And I started gathering these notes because I had terrible insomnia at the time, and I would wake up and I would just write down whenever I was thinking to go back to sleep.
00:56:05.000 It wasn't to keep the notes.
00:56:06.000 And these notes started piling up with sort of hypothetical chapters and this, that, and the other thing.
00:56:11.000 And finally, I just asked a friend of mine who's a writer, I was like, is this full of shit or should I actually go for this?
00:56:16.000 And he says, yeah, no, you should go for it.
00:56:17.000 And he introduced me to four agents, three of them turned me down flat.
00:56:21.000 One was brand new, but had a lot of experience in publishing, so he signed with me.
00:56:25.000 He was very early stage, and then 26 publishers turned it down, and the 27th one took it, and then I was like, oh shit, now I have to write a book.
00:56:32.000 Wow.
00:56:35.000 Initial print run was like 9,000 bucks or something like that.
00:56:37.000 And what is the premise behind it?
00:56:39.000 Your first book is the four hour work week.
00:56:40.000 What is the premise behind it?
00:56:41.000 The premise behind that I'd say is two-fold.
00:56:44.000 The first is that The deferred life plan, i.e.
00:56:47.000 a retirement-based career planning model, is fundamentally flawed in a number of ways, fatally flawed, both financially, numerically, and then also it's assuming you will live a long time, which is, I think, a really foolish way to spec out the next 20, 30 years of your prime physical lifetime.
00:57:07.000 Second is that if you use a few approaches to analyzing your ideal lifestyle that you're reserving for retirement, you actually arrive at a number, like a target monthly income to finance that, whether it's the Aston Martin, the frickin' Chateau, whatever the hell it might be, that there are ways to analyze your work so you can get 5 to 10x per hour more done.
00:57:28.000 Whether you choose to then reduce your hours or just work the same number of hours and just get 10x the output, There are things like Parkinson's Law 80-20 analysis that you can apply to your life just like you would apply it to a company if you were a CEO, and you can jack up your productivity.
00:57:42.000 That's the premise of the first book.
00:57:46.000 I'm involved with a lot of startups in Silicon Valley.
00:57:49.000 I've invested in Facebook and Twitter and stumbled upon Evernote, things like this.
00:57:53.000 And you see the type of split testing they do, like testing two homepages, and then they look at the numbers.
00:57:58.000 And then they'll test two different buttons, and then they'll look at the numbers.
00:58:00.000 And that led me to do that first with my own business, which was in the sports nutrition world.
00:58:05.000 And then after, to look at language the same way.
00:58:08.000 I'm like, all right, I'm going to test Pimsleur versus Michelle Thomas for two weeks.
00:58:11.000 And these are the objective criteria I'm going to use to assess which is...
00:58:16.000 The better method.
00:58:18.000 And I just started applying that same type of split testing, like the drugs, same deal.
00:58:22.000 I'll test two.
00:58:24.000 Yesterday, I was writing a book about cooking and food right now, and I'm trying not to chop my fingers off.
00:58:29.000 So I actually bought a knife and a cutting board, and I'm traveling with it.
00:58:31.000 I have it in my bag right now, actually.
00:58:33.000 And I was chopping, and I separated celery out into equal lengths to test a Chinese method of chopping and then a French method of chopping.
00:58:42.000 I just wanted to see which one was fastest.
00:58:44.000 And so I laid it out.
00:58:45.000 It's kind of weird, but...
00:58:46.000 You're a fucking weirdo, bro.
00:58:49.000 When you're measuring celery, looking for the Chinese method, just chop that shit up, dude.
00:58:53.000 What are you doing?
00:58:54.000 That's ridiculous.
00:58:55.000 I know.
00:58:55.000 But you know what?
00:58:56.000 You never get to the mindset to write a book like the four-hour work week, unless you have some sort of, you know, you can call it OCD, but it's really just an exceptional interest in things.
00:59:05.000 Yeah.
00:59:05.000 You know?
00:59:06.000 And that's my parents, honestly.
00:59:07.000 But what my parents did, they never, you know, I came from a very moderate background.
00:59:12.000 Both my parents were a dual-income family, and they didn't have a lot of money for all sorts of trips and things like that, but they would expose me to all sorts of different types of things like the aquarium or take me to the beach to, let's say, pick up magnetic sand, like the black sand with magnets and so forth.
00:59:28.000 And then when I have a younger brother, and when one of us would become fixated on something that we really were drawn to, then my parents would just put everything behind it.
00:59:37.000 And so they didn't have a budget for BB guns out.
00:59:40.000 New bike, out.
00:59:42.000 But they said, we always have a budget for books.
00:59:44.000 So I remember I got really into fish and sharks more specifically.
00:59:47.000 So my mom bought me this really expensive book.
00:59:49.000 It's like $40 hardcover Audubon Society.
00:59:53.000 I think it was Audubon Society, but it was fish.
00:59:55.000 And I took it to school and the teacher said to my mom at some point, she's like, you know, you really shouldn't allow him to bring the book to school.
01:00:01.000 He'll destroy the book.
01:00:02.000 And my mom was like, he's not going to destroy the book.
01:00:04.000 You're an idiot.
01:00:05.000 And I think that by...
01:00:08.000 The training, the conditioning that I've had through my parents to just go after whatever I'm interested in and feel supported in doing that is what's led me to all this stuff.
01:00:20.000 Has it ever backfired when it comes to chicks?
01:00:22.000 Have you ever become an unwanted stalker and didn't realize you were doing it?
01:00:26.000 You were just trying to be so persistent and that it became a sickness?
01:00:31.000 Not so much as a stalker.
01:00:33.000 The one habit I have which gets me into a lot of trouble with guys as much as chicks This might be also related to the gay thing, is that I'm really...
01:00:44.000 It's sucking all the cocks.
01:00:46.000 It's a terrible habit.
01:00:47.000 And once you start, I don't...
01:00:48.000 It's like cigarettes.
01:00:49.000 But what I was going to say is that...
01:00:51.000 God, that could be edited terribly.
01:00:54.000 The ringtone.
01:00:55.000 This is my ringtone, Tim Ferriss ringtone.
01:01:00.000 I'm fascinated by people, and so I'll look at them, and so if I'm looking at, let's say, an attractive girl across the bar, and she's smiling, and okay, cool, I go from flirty eye contact to creepy eye contact really quickly, and it doesn't register with me because I'm just fascinated by looking at people.
01:01:16.000 So you're a scientist, and they think you're a killer.
01:01:18.000 They think I'm a serial killer, yeah.
01:01:19.000 But you're just a scientist.
01:01:20.000 I'm just fascinated by visual stimuli.
01:01:24.000 Me too.
01:01:24.000 You sound like you're high when you're not high.
01:01:27.000 I might be kind of high.
01:01:29.000 But when you're not high, well, right now you probably are.
01:01:31.000 Oh, oh, yeah.
01:01:31.000 But I mean, it sounds like that's what a high person does.
01:01:33.000 Oh, absolutely.
01:01:34.000 And I mean, I think that I could, I mean, I can get high.
01:01:38.000 I try to engineer highs doing other things.
01:01:41.000 So I do, I tend to do, let's say, five to ten minutes of Vipassana meditation, just awareness meditation in the mornings.
01:01:47.000 I always have either Pu'er tea, which is a Chinese dark tea, or yerba mate.
01:01:53.000 I really like Argentine yerba mate.
01:01:55.000 It has three different stimulants in it.
01:01:57.000 So I try to time it when I wake up so that it hits my bloodstream as I'm meditating.
01:02:03.000 It's not very strong, but the after effect that I have for two or three hours is absolutely a high.
01:02:10.000 Are you one of those guys that's really productive in the mornings?
01:02:13.000 No.
01:02:13.000 No, I'm not.
01:02:14.000 But I recognize, for me at least, that how I set up my morning ritual, the first 60 minutes, will determine my productivity for the rest of the day.
01:02:23.000 Now, are you so organized that you have every day lined up?
01:02:26.000 You have objectives for each day, and you have a schedule for each day?
01:02:30.000 I have one or two...
01:02:31.000 You pretty much work for yourself, right?
01:02:33.000 Yeah.
01:02:33.000 I have one or two...
01:02:35.000 No more than one or two primary to-do's per day, and I actually try to calendar as least as possible.
01:02:41.000 It's actually something I realized that Schwarzenegger does, and a handful of other people, they will not put things on the calendar.
01:02:46.000 They're just like, call me.
01:02:47.000 If I'm available, I'm available.
01:02:48.000 If I'm not, I'm not.
01:02:49.000 And that provides at least me, particularly if I'm on writing deadline, with a lot of flexibility.
01:02:56.000 But I still have one or two to-do's that I try to get done.
01:03:00.000 Or hit a milestone in progress before I check email.
01:03:05.000 So I try to set one hour in the morning to at least focus on one of those two to-dos before any kind of reactive work.
01:03:11.000 You sound like such a...
01:03:12.000 I don't think I've ever met someone so productive.
01:03:15.000 Have you ever met anybody that even sounds that productive?
01:03:17.000 No, but it's pretty awesome.
01:03:19.000 I'm just looking through this book at how many interesting things are in it.
01:03:23.000 The diet that you have in here.
01:03:25.000 That's the four-hour body.
01:03:26.000 That's a different one.
01:03:27.000 Yeah, this is the four-hour body.
01:03:28.000 The diet in here is lose 20 pounds in 30 days.
01:03:30.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:03:31.000 And I was looking through it.
01:03:33.000 It's an all-cocked diet.
01:03:34.000 No, it seemed very Weight Watchery almost.
01:03:37.000 I lost 65 pounds in three months.
01:03:42.000 And what I did is I pretty much took Weight Watchers and I cut out all the bullshit.
01:03:45.000 So I didn't do the fruits and I stayed away from nuts and things like that.
01:03:50.000 But it was pretty much I was getting the nutrients I needed and stuff.
01:03:54.000 But it just more sucked doing it.
01:03:57.000 You missed foods.
01:03:58.000 But it just burned calories.
01:04:00.000 Yeah, the slow carb is actually closest to something I tried before arriving at that, which was the cyclical ketogenic diet.
01:04:07.000 So Atkins is just a brand name applied to the ketogenic diet, where your body is working off of ketones instead of glucose.
01:04:13.000 Is that dangerous?
01:04:15.000 I don't think so.
01:04:15.000 No.
01:04:16.000 So what's dangerous is ketoacidosis that you see in diabetics, for example, as opposed to ketosis.
01:04:21.000 But the diet was originally designed for epileptic children.
01:04:24.000 Because if you put kids on what people think of as an Atkins diet, high, high fat and then high protein and next to no carbs.
01:04:31.000 The high fat is really important.
01:04:33.000 So you see a lot of cream in the diets for kids.
01:04:35.000 It will cut down on epileptic seizures like 75-80% in many cases.
01:04:41.000 It's astonishing.
01:04:43.000 And the slow carb diet, cyclical ketogenic diet, is where you combine it with exercise so that you're in ketosis for five or six days, then you carbohydrate load for 24 hours for the insulin and anabolic effects, and then you go back into ketosis.
01:04:58.000 But it's a huge pain in the ass.
01:05:00.000 That one is.
01:05:00.000 But if you do roughly sort of a paleo-type diet with legumes and then you eat whatever the fuck you want for one day, it's like an approximated version of that that works really, really well.
01:05:10.000 I don't think of it in terms of having a paleo diet, but I try to cut back way back on my bread and pastas.
01:05:17.000 I try to eat very little of that stuff.
01:05:19.000 And I try to eat only shit that grows.
01:05:21.000 That's what I try to eat.
01:05:22.000 Anything that grows.
01:05:23.000 Anything that's alive.
01:05:24.000 Salads or vegetables or animals.
01:05:26.000 Anything that grows.
01:05:27.000 Face or in the ground.
01:05:28.000 Yeah, that's it.
01:05:29.000 That's what I like to eat.
01:05:31.000 When you start eating a lot of pastas and breads and sodas and just nonsense, I absolutely feel a difference in how my body processes it and what kind of energy my body has.
01:05:42.000 I always feel way healthiest when I'm just eating a lot of vegetables and just meat and stuff along those lines, which I guess is the paleo diet, right?
01:05:50.000 It is.
01:05:51.000 I mean, I think the term has been co-opted by a lot of people who turn it into a mania.
01:05:56.000 A fad.
01:05:57.000 So you have, I think, on both extremes.
01:05:59.000 And not everyone who would self-identify with paleo is extreme, but you find that the paleos and the vegans have this extreme war going on.
01:06:09.000 There's a war?
01:06:11.000 I take the paleo suits.
01:06:13.000 I got five bucks on the paleos.
01:06:16.000 But I think that where a lot of folks miss the boat, and I think your approach is right, in the sense that when you become really militant about one side or the other, if your goal is to help other people, you have to look at the compliance as much as how effective it is.
01:06:32.000 So it's like, you might be able to get, let's say, someone on Biggest Loser in shape by duct-taping bowling balls to their hands and having to run through the fucking desert with a weighted sled behind them, but once they're off of national television and they're not shamed into crying with product placement, how long are they going to actually do that?
01:06:46.000 Probably never again.
01:06:47.000 Is that what they do on that show?
01:06:48.000 I saw a tweet at one point that I thought was great, which was, Biggest Loser equals fat people crying in product placement.
01:06:55.000 Yeah.
01:06:56.000 Which I thought was really dead on.
01:06:58.000 Because you can't fill an hour or whatever it is, half hour even, on a weekly basis with simplicity.
01:07:05.000 You can't do it.
01:07:06.000 You can't be like, alright, kettlebell swings three times a week, you're fucking done.
01:07:09.000 Focus on your diet because that's the only way you're going to lose fat.
01:07:11.000 You can't do that because you have to fill 30 minutes of fat people running around.
01:07:16.000 So I did actually see one where they had these morbidly obese people with weighted sleds attached to them running through like sand dunes.
01:07:22.000 So terrible.
01:07:23.000 Yeah.
01:07:24.000 They should be doing yoga.
01:07:25.000 Cruel and unusual punishment.
01:07:26.000 You know, when you lose a lot of weight really fast, it fucks your metabolism up too, doesn't it?
01:07:31.000 Especially when you do it at a really low calorie level.
01:07:35.000 If you cut your calories, like if you're supposed to have a thousand a day, there's people that will go 500 a day just to lose weight quicker.
01:07:41.000 But when they do, it jacks their whole system.
01:07:42.000 Oh, they're fucked.
01:07:43.000 Yeah, it'll kill your thyroid, among other things.
01:07:46.000 That's why you see women who've lost, you know, they lose 50, 60 pounds, but they do it by starving themselves, and then they really fuck their thyroid, and they not only plateau, but they start to have all sorts of hormonal issues.
01:07:57.000 And then they have empty tits.
01:07:58.000 That's the saddest part.
01:07:59.000 No good.
01:08:00.000 When they're plump and their tits are big and full, and then they get crazy and go anorexic and lose a ton of weight, and their tits become like empty little bags.
01:08:08.000 Ghost boobies.
01:08:09.000 Ghost boobies.
01:08:12.000 It's the saddest thing.
01:08:13.000 Or when a girl has a perfect ass, then she just gains a little bit of weight, and all of a sudden there's stretch marks on her ass.
01:08:18.000 Like, what the fuck happened?
01:08:20.000 Like, you weren't in pain while your ass was growing.
01:08:23.000 You kept eating.
01:08:24.000 Like, look what it did to your ass.
01:08:25.000 Your ass has railroad tracks on it, you know, out of nowhere.
01:08:29.000 What the fuck is that?
01:08:30.000 How do girls get stretch marks on their ass so quick?
01:08:33.000 I saw guys get stretch marks on their pecs, I guess.
01:08:35.000 It's a lot easier to gain fat than it is to gain muscle.
01:08:38.000 You see these guys with these incredible stretch marks on the outside of the pecs.
01:08:42.000 I think that for women, guys put it on the gut and women put it right on the ass and the legs.
01:08:48.000 Isn't it genetic though as far as stretch marks?
01:08:51.000 Some women don't get stretch marks.
01:08:53.000 I think that humidity actually plays a part too.
01:08:56.000 Really?
01:08:57.000 Yeah.
01:08:57.000 So the more humid, the climate, the fewer stretch marks.
01:09:00.000 The fewer issues you're going to have.
01:09:01.000 That totally makes sense.
01:09:02.000 I've heard Charles Poliquin, who's an Olympic-level, professional-level strength coach, recommends that his athletes or women who are losing a lot of weight, or men, I suppose, for that reason, use, I think it's GoToCola as a cream, which helps with the stretch marks.
01:09:17.000 Apparently.
01:09:18.000 That's what he prescribes.
01:09:20.000 I use oil valet.
01:09:22.000 Oil of valet.
01:09:23.000 So to answer my question, you never get creepy with chicks because you're obsessed with getting them.
01:09:28.000 I've been dating a great girl for about five months, so I'm not on the market.
01:09:33.000 But before that, I'm not accusing you of anything.
01:09:37.000 I'm just saying that you have this incredibly inquisitive mind and this I'm going to accomplish my goals mentality.
01:09:45.000 And there are certain people who have that mentality and it works all great until it comes to people liking them, communicating with people.
01:09:53.000 To be super successful at a lot of things, there's a certain amount of bulldog aggression or the ability to push forward and keep your eye on the prize and focus and focus.
01:10:06.000 And if you're a socially retarded person and you have that and you are into a chick, it could get ugly, right?
01:10:13.000 Oh yeah, for sure.
01:10:14.000 I think that I've definitely creeped girls out, but it's usually because I'm doing some fucking experiment.
01:10:20.000 Like I remember one time I went on this first date, I was set up with a gorgeous girl and showed up and then I was like, "Don't let this weird you out." And I pulled this electric scale out of my bag and started weighing all the pieces of food on the table.
01:10:35.000 And that was the beginning of the end.
01:10:37.000 Why did you do that?
01:10:39.000 Because I was trying to prove that the calories in, calories out model as co-opted by nutritionists is totally inaccurate.
01:10:48.000 They don't understand thermodynamics.
01:10:49.000 So what I was doing is eating 7, I think it was 6.8 times my resting metabolic rate, like what you're supposed to need to maintain weight on a daily basis.
01:10:57.000 I ate 7 times that in about 12 hours.
01:11:01.000 And to show that I could prevent myself from getting fat even if I ate that way.
01:11:05.000 So to clock in later with lower body fat, like two days later.
01:11:10.000 And so I was weighing all my food so that I could do an accurate calorie count later.
01:11:13.000 So if I had whatever amount of cheese, I wanted to know how many grams that was so later I could do the multiplication and do all the adding.
01:11:18.000 So your contention is that it's based on a weight to energy?
01:11:24.000 I don't understand.
01:11:26.000 What are they wrong about?
01:11:27.000 What they're wrong about is they'll say, alright, you have calories in, eating, then you have calories out, exercise.
01:11:32.000 So that's your balance.
01:11:34.000 In reality, there are many different ways you can get rid of calories besides exercise.
01:11:39.000 Stress, heat.
01:11:40.000 So if you put yourself in a cold.
01:11:42.000 So Ray, who is one of the NASA scientists in the book, he tripled his fat loss by using cold treatments.
01:11:47.000 Whether like cold showers or I use ice baths, tripled his rate of fat loss.
01:11:52.000 I mean, that's the equivalent of taking like methamphetamine.
01:11:54.000 Wait a minute.
01:11:55.000 How do you do that?
01:11:56.000 What do you do?
01:11:56.000 You just get in a cold shower every day and you lose fat?
01:11:59.000 How long do you have to be in that shower?
01:12:00.000 Oh, I do like a few minutes.
01:12:02.000 I mean, very short.
01:12:03.000 And that makes you lose fat?
01:12:05.000 Yeah.
01:12:05.000 It triggers a hormone that I think people are going to be hearing a lot more about in the next few years, probably the next one or two years, adiponectin.
01:12:12.000 Most people have never heard of this.
01:12:13.000 It improves, among other people, insulin sensitivity, but also the rate of fat loss.
01:12:19.000 And cold triggers this.
01:12:21.000 It also triggers luteinizing hormone, which you of course see in your blood panel when you do testing, looking at testosterone, which I think is the primary driver behind sex drive.
01:12:31.000 So if you're able to jack up your LH, you want to go hump a corner.
01:12:37.000 It's pretty awesome.
01:12:39.000 So cold showers make you horny?
01:12:41.000 Yeah, if you take like an ice bath.
01:12:42.000 So it's the opposite of what they always told us.
01:12:44.000 Well, it'll definitely make you look like less of Ron Jeremy with an ice bath, but the intermediate and longer term effects, yeah, higher sex drive, absolutely.
01:12:55.000 That's incredible, because that's what they always say, right?
01:12:56.000 Take a cold shower and it cools you off your horn.
01:12:59.000 But in fact, it just makes you harder.
01:13:02.000 It'll make you, yeah, you'll need some recovery time for taking an ice bath.
01:13:04.000 I like an ice bath up to like mid-chest.
01:13:06.000 Okay, so when you need recovery time.
01:13:09.000 20 pounds of ice.
01:13:10.000 How much recovery time do you need before you're ready to rock?
01:13:13.000 20 minutes.
01:13:13.000 20 minutes?
01:13:14.000 Yeah, you're good.
01:13:14.000 Do you have to get in any warm water to rejuvenate?
01:13:18.000 I would take a hot shower afterwards.
01:13:19.000 I would actually take a hot shower beforehand.
01:13:22.000 So there's something called contrast therapy that the East Germans used to use, where you take, for example, a very hot shower so that the blood vessels dilate in an area.
01:13:33.000 This is after sports.
01:13:34.000 So I started using this for sports stuff.
01:13:36.000 I have all sorts of back injuries.
01:13:37.000 So I do hot on the back and then go right into the ice bath.
01:13:40.000 And that would hyper-constrict it.
01:13:42.000 And then you get out and you do the hot shower to finish.
01:13:46.000 And that's supposed to help flush out debris and damaged tissue and so forth.
01:13:51.000 It really works.
01:13:52.000 It's amazing.
01:13:52.000 It's like an extra two days of recovery.
01:13:54.000 Hot and cold therapy.
01:13:56.000 They used to do that back for injuries a long time ago in the 80s.
01:14:00.000 I tore my sartorius muscle.
01:14:02.000 It was a big one too because this was the third year that I was defending the state championship in Taekwondo and I couldn't do any sparring.
01:14:13.000 I couldn't kick the bag.
01:14:14.000 The only thing I could do was throw kicks in a swimming pool.
01:14:17.000 And I had a bunch of different therapies to fix that.
01:14:21.000 And one of the big ones was getting a hot, hot, hot bath and then plunge right into a bath full of ice cubes.
01:14:27.000 Yeah.
01:14:27.000 It was crazy.
01:14:28.000 Sartorius is an early one.
01:14:29.000 Yeah, it was bad.
01:14:30.000 It was a bad tear.
01:14:31.000 It went right up to the hip.
01:14:33.000 You know, you're doing Taguando.
01:14:35.000 You're whipping your legs around these crazy, unnatural motions with all this torque.
01:14:40.000 There's an amazing amount of torque, especially if you get really good and really flexible.
01:14:43.000 And, you know, I was...
01:14:45.000 When you're really young too, your body, when you're like 17, 18 years old, it just has some elasticity to it.
01:14:51.000 It springs and whips, you know?
01:14:52.000 So you generate so much force, you can rip things apart.
01:14:55.000 I tore my ACL, tore my sartorius, ripped rib cartilage.
01:15:00.000 I haven't tore my sartorius.
01:15:02.000 Hamstring is the worst leg muscular and connect tissue issues that I've had.
01:15:06.000 I did it once so bad, my whole leg was black and blue.
01:15:09.000 I popped, and then the rest of my leg, from my balls all the way down to below my knee, was total black and blue.
01:15:17.000 I got shot.
01:15:18.000 That's terrible.
01:15:18.000 There's a guy I know.
01:15:20.000 He lives actually around here.
01:15:21.000 Scott Mendelsohn.
01:15:22.000 He's broken nine records in the bench press, world records.
01:15:25.000 The guy can bench about 1,200 pounds.
01:15:27.000 I'm not kidding.
01:15:27.000 Jesus.
01:15:28.000 And I've seen him do warm-ups with five plates on either side, just like somebody would use an empty bar.
01:15:34.000 And he's a huge guy, no big surprise there.
01:15:38.000 The last time I saw him was 320 and I had a six pack, to give you an idea.
01:15:41.000 But people don't realize, when you start handling those types of weights, you're using your legs in a major way, even for the bench press.
01:15:47.000 And so I remember seeing him at one point, and he was hobbling around, he showed me his leg.
01:15:51.000 He tore his entire quad, which is like twice the size of my torso, doing the bench press.
01:15:57.000 So his entire quad was black.
01:15:59.000 Just ripped off of his bone.
01:16:00.000 Yeah, it was just completely black.
01:16:02.000 It looked like, I'm sure, what your leg looked like.
01:16:05.000 Yeah, muscle tears are a motherfucker, man.
01:16:07.000 They take a long time.
01:16:08.000 They do, yeah.
01:16:09.000 I'm so careful as I get older about warming up and getting really loose before I do anything.
01:16:14.000 That has helped me so much, man.
01:16:16.000 Yeah, if you've done any of the rolling, like lacrosse balls or foam rollers, those are great.
01:16:22.000 Yeah, there's a deep tissue guy that I go to that just...
01:16:25.000 It fucking hurts like hell, man.
01:16:27.000 And it's a dude, which is uncomfortable.
01:16:29.000 Because I always used to go and get deep tissue massages from chicks.
01:16:32.000 But then I started getting real sports massages from someone who's a strength coach at Purdue.
01:16:38.000 And he's legit.
01:16:40.000 And he breaks your shit down, dude.
01:16:42.000 It's fucking painful.
01:16:44.000 He has all these emotion things he does, too.
01:16:47.000 He stretches you in all different range of motions while he's just digging elbows into the muscle.
01:16:52.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:16:53.000 You want to tap out left and right.
01:16:55.000 It gets pretty rough.
01:16:56.000 Sounds like ART. Does he ever mention that?
01:16:58.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:16:59.000 That is fucking painful.
01:17:00.000 Yeah, it's painful.
01:17:01.000 But it's fucking amazing.
01:17:02.000 It allows you to go back to training much quicker.
01:17:06.000 There's all sorts of different things that we don't like to do that are uncomfortable, like the ice baths and this kind of shit.
01:17:12.000 But God, when you do do them, it's so important.
01:17:14.000 It makes a big difference.
01:17:15.000 It's fucking huge.
01:17:15.000 The other thing I've found to help a lot with muscular injuries...
01:17:21.000 Is either Arnica or this is an actual topical...
01:17:25.000 Is that homeopathic stuff?
01:17:27.000 Yeah, so the Arnica can be...
01:17:28.000 It can be homeopathic.
01:17:29.000 What I prefer...
01:17:30.000 I have a lot of issues with most of homeopathy, but the Traumiel is a product that you can get at Whole Foods, and it's T-R-A-U-M-E-E-L, and it is astonishingly effective.
01:17:44.000 I don't know exactly the mechanism of action, but it really works.
01:17:48.000 Really?
01:17:48.000 For like musculoskeletal...
01:17:51.000 Connective issues.
01:17:52.000 Oh, it's fantastic.
01:17:53.000 Like helps heal them?
01:17:54.000 Yeah, like the speed of healing.
01:17:56.000 So how do you spell this stuff for people out there?
01:17:58.000 Yeah, T-R-A-U-M-E-E-L. And you can get both ingestible and topical.
01:18:05.000 If I have an acute injury, I had one recently a few months ago on the hamstring.
01:18:10.000 I went immediately to Whole Foods, got a bunch of bags of ice for an ice bath, and bought a bunch of Tromil and a high dose of vitamin C and a few other things to immediately try to address the short-term inflammation because I was at a certification for CrossFit endurance.
01:18:24.000 I had to do the second session the next day, and I wanted to do the session the next day.
01:18:29.000 How did you do it with a blown hamstring?
01:18:31.000 It was like a partial strain, I would say.
01:18:34.000 It certainly wasn't any type of severe tear, but it was enough that I was hobbling around after a few hours.
01:18:40.000 And you know, if you feel it that day, you know what I mean?
01:18:42.000 Like you're really going to feel it the next day.
01:18:45.000 But I worked with the ice, tromiel, contrast therapy, and I was able to go the next day.
01:18:50.000 I wasn't 100%, but I was able to actually do a running cert.
01:18:54.000 Well, it must not have been that big of an injury, because I've got to assume that that would fuck you up for quite a while if it really was.
01:18:59.000 I mean, there's nothing that's going to make you heal overnight, right?
01:19:01.000 No, no, no.
01:19:03.000 But that stuff you believe helps long term?
01:19:04.000 What you can do, it does help long term.
01:19:06.000 In this particular case, my concern was just addressing the inflammation and stiffness so I could train the next day.
01:19:12.000 The following week, yeah, it was a mess because I took an injury and then built on top of it.
01:19:16.000 Oh, so it became worse?
01:19:18.000 Yeah, but in that case, I was willing to do it because I just wanted to finish the cert when I was in Colorado.
01:19:23.000 So...
01:19:24.000 It's amazing how much we know about fixing the body, though, man.
01:19:28.000 Both of my knees have been reconstructed, ACL reconstruction.
01:19:31.000 It's amazing that if we lived just one lifetime earlier, I'd be a cripple.
01:19:37.000 People don't like that.
01:19:38.000 They think that's an offensive term.
01:19:39.000 I would be a person whose both knees are fucked up.
01:19:42.000 How about that?
01:19:43.000 Meanwhile, they work 100%.
01:19:45.000 They work great.
01:19:46.000 No problems.
01:19:47.000 Kickboxing, jiu-jitsu, everything works great.
01:19:48.000 Just fix it.
01:19:49.000 Put it back together again.
01:19:50.000 Yeah, it is wild.
01:19:51.000 It's incredible.
01:19:52.000 It's amazing when you think about it.
01:19:54.000 Oh no, I was just going to say that for people who really want to take the regenerative stuff seriously, what I would encourage people to start researching is looking at banking stem cells.
01:20:05.000 So getting stem cells at a younger age to bank so that you can use them later if you want to get like a, what is the term I'm looking for?
01:20:14.000 It's not mesenchymal.
01:20:18.000 potential stem cell.
01:20:20.000 So you bank these stem cells that are like your younger stem cells.
01:20:23.000 And then later on, if you need a liver or you need a this, you need a that, to ensure that you don't get rejection, you can actually take that stem cell, differentiate it into what you need, and then grow it.
01:20:32.000 Have you done that?
01:20:33.000 I am in the process of trying to do it.
01:20:36.000 Is it expensive?
01:20:37.000 Is it...
01:20:37.000 I don't think it needs to be expensive because there are some doctors who are trying to get different, I believe so, cells that you can differentiate from skin as opposed to having to take it out of, let's say, bone marrow.
01:20:46.000 I was willing to do bone marrow.
01:20:48.000 I was actually going to do bone marrow harvesting.
01:20:50.000 Oh my God.
01:20:51.000 Drilling through the hip.
01:20:52.000 That must be painful as fuck.
01:20:54.000 Yeah, that's not fun.
01:20:55.000 How long are you out for when you do something like that?
01:20:57.000 I don't know.
01:20:58.000 I haven't done it.
01:20:59.000 But I was going to do that, and then one of my buddies who actually designed a device for that was like, well, maybe you want to consider looking at skin or blood, something like that.
01:21:07.000 I was like, alright, alright.
01:21:09.000 I'm happy to store whatever I can.
01:21:11.000 Wow.
01:21:12.000 That seems interesting.
01:21:13.000 It seems like a good idea, actually.
01:21:14.000 Yeah, it's wild stuff, man.
01:21:15.000 I do think that the life extension folks who take 200, 300 pills a day, I think they're setting themselves up for a fasting bargain because your liver, talking about the liver, does not handle 200 pills a day very well.
01:21:32.000 So vitamins you think are bad for breaking down for your liver?
01:21:37.000 It depends on the vitamins.
01:21:38.000 I would say, I mean, I try to get everything that I can through Whole Foods, which is a very new thing for me, because a few years ago I was like, blood test, identify problem, sniper shot with a pill, fixed, or injection, fixed.
01:21:50.000 And what I've realized when you start looking at the history of, let's say, beta-carotene, so it was thought to be very good for eyesight, among other things, so people started taking isolated beta-carotene, which then caused a lot of problems.
01:22:07.000 So I'm trying to get whatever I might be deficient in.
01:22:10.000 Let's say I found out that I was deficient in selenium.
01:22:11.000 I did a test called SpectraCell.
01:22:13.000 You can go just about anywhere.
01:22:14.000 100 bucks, you're done.
01:22:15.000 And I found out I was deficient in selenium, fixed that, doubled my sperm count, and tripled my testosterone by addressing a selenium deficiency.
01:22:24.000 Double your sperm count?
01:22:25.000 You're shooting loads in the cups on a regular basis and telling them to measure your loads?
01:22:28.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:22:29.000 I was doing that too, yeah.
01:22:30.000 Also probably not good first day conversation, just from experience.
01:22:34.000 Did you bring that up to the same date when you were measuring the food?
01:22:36.000 No, it was a different date.
01:22:38.000 They were like, so what are you up to?
01:22:39.000 And I was like, well, I'm doing some experiments.
01:22:41.000 They're like, oh, what kind of experiments?
01:22:42.000 I was like, well, let me tell you.
01:22:44.000 Yeah, I find that you can't even bring up your loads until a girl's actually been around them.
01:22:49.000 Once you've had sex and they've been around your loads, then you're allowed to bring up your loads.
01:22:53.000 But until that moment...
01:22:54.000 Loads are off the table.
01:22:56.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:22:56.000 You don't get promoted.
01:22:58.000 It's like if you're talking to a girl on a first date and she starts talking about her yeast infection issues.
01:23:02.000 Yeah, also.
01:23:04.000 Buzz killer.
01:23:05.000 What is this?
01:23:07.000 Nonsense, fairytale, killin' bitch.
01:23:11.000 Oh, man.
01:23:13.000 I found out what that problem was, by the way, of squirting.
01:23:16.000 Oh, with your girl?
01:23:17.000 Yeah.
01:23:17.000 Why don't you explain to the whole world?
01:23:19.000 G-spot orgasms.
01:23:21.000 Stimulation?
01:23:21.000 Yeah?
01:23:22.000 Okay, she's peeing on you, bro.
01:23:23.000 No, it's G-spot orgasms.
01:23:24.000 You got an issue with this girl peeing all over the place?
01:23:26.000 No, it just started.
01:23:27.000 It's G-spot orgasms, I think.
01:23:29.000 You're just rocking it?
01:23:30.000 You're just killing it that hard?
01:23:31.000 The doctor said...
01:23:32.000 That's what it is.
01:23:32.000 The doctor said that.
01:23:33.000 If the doctor's not there when the piss comes out, that doctor doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about.
01:23:38.000 The doctor needs to shut his mouth.
01:23:40.000 He's just trying to make you feel better.
01:23:41.000 Oh, God.
01:23:42.000 I had one buddy.
01:23:42.000 It was a close friend of mine.
01:23:44.000 And he called me at like 4 in the morning at one point.
01:23:48.000 Traumatized because this girl he was really into had sex for the first time and she was riding him cowgirl and then she's about to come, jumps up, like posts on his chest and jumps up to her feet and then like squirts all over his chest.
01:24:03.000 Oh no!
01:24:04.000 And he was so, he was really into her.
01:24:07.000 This was the first time they had sex and he was just so traumatized by this like power role reversal.
01:24:12.000 Wow.
01:24:12.000 He was really beyond consolation.
01:24:17.000 But he called me at four in the morning and started sending me texts, and they were just incomprehensible.
01:24:21.000 So did she do it on his chest on purpose, like a guy coming on a girl's tits?
01:24:26.000 I mean, I can't imagine why else you would prop yourself up to a sumo squat and do that.
01:24:30.000 That's awesome.
01:24:31.000 Yeah, it seems like a very aggressive...
01:24:33.000 Awesome.
01:24:33.000 That's a very aggressive, like, alpha dog move.
01:24:36.000 Exactly.
01:24:37.000 That's like an animal.
01:24:38.000 Yeah.
01:24:39.000 If some girl did that the first time she had sex, that's insane.
01:24:42.000 That's so gross.
01:24:44.000 But meanwhile, dudes do that all the time.
01:24:46.000 Let me come on your tits.
01:24:49.000 But somehow or another, that's acceptable.
01:24:51.000 Why is that acceptable?
01:24:52.000 That sounds so hilarious.
01:24:52.000 It seems like it is, though.
01:24:53.000 It seems like it is acceptable for a guy to come on a girl's tits, but it's not acceptable for a girl to fucking piss all over your chest.
01:25:00.000 I want to know what that girl looks like, just for my own personal interest.
01:25:04.000 It sounds so appetizing.
01:25:05.000 I don't know why.
01:25:06.000 There's so much resistance.
01:25:07.000 Yeah, I don't know.
01:25:08.000 But, you know, loads.
01:25:10.000 Why are girls...
01:25:11.000 Why do they allow that?
01:25:12.000 Why do some of them actually like it?
01:25:13.000 That's ridiculous.
01:25:14.000 That's the most ridiculous shit ever.
01:25:16.000 Protein.
01:25:16.000 You like loads all over you?
01:25:18.000 Protein.
01:25:18.000 It has nothing to do with protein.
01:25:20.000 It's just dirtiness.
01:25:21.000 That's what it is.
01:25:21.000 It's being bludgeoned by porn.
01:25:23.000 It's just sheer...
01:25:24.000 Exfoliating.
01:25:25.000 It's good for your skin.
01:25:25.000 That's got to have a bizarre...
01:25:27.000 Exposure.
01:25:27.000 Do you...
01:25:28.000 Do you look at porn?
01:25:29.000 Does that have a bizarre...
01:25:30.000 I mean, I have...
01:25:32.000 I'm not nearly as organized as you are, as analytical as you are, I don't think.
01:25:37.000 But I have this thing about porn, and the big thing that I have is that I know that this only happens when someone abuses someone.
01:25:47.000 It might happen with guys, but with girls, they only do that.
01:25:52.000 They only let guys fuck them on camera because something happened at an early age.
01:25:56.000 It's almost like unanimous.
01:25:58.000 It's almost like 100% of them have been molested.
01:26:01.000 So it bothers me.
01:26:02.000 And even though they're having a great time, and even though they're hot, and maybe they love sex, and maybe it is fun for them, and maybe they do enjoy it...
01:26:09.000 I can't not do the math.
01:26:10.000 You know?
01:26:11.000 I can't, you know?
01:26:12.000 So, when you being this analytical guy, how do you look at stuff like that?
01:26:16.000 How do you look at, like, internet porn and things along those lines?
01:26:19.000 Yeah, it's, you know, it's...
01:26:21.000 It's tricky.
01:26:22.000 It is tricky.
01:26:23.000 Because you like to look at it, but you don't want to support it.
01:26:25.000 I have no...
01:26:26.000 Yeah, I don't have, like, a strong moral stance against porn, but it's hard not to think of the backstory, particularly if you actually see any type of documentary or any type of coverage of this...
01:26:37.000 You know, adult film or pornography, you do see the patterns really clearly.
01:26:42.000 But, Jesus, I mean, just as a healthy male, it's tough to just block.
01:26:47.000 Don't think of that shit, Joe.
01:26:48.000 That's going to kill you.
01:26:49.000 I know, you're right.
01:26:50.000 You're right.
01:26:53.000 I remember talking to one of these tech guys who worked with Anchor Free, I think it was.
01:27:00.000 They have a program called Hotspot Shield, which is great if you're traveling.
01:27:04.000 For example, if you go to China, it won't work.
01:27:06.000 But if you go to some countries where they block Pandora or YouTube, you can use Hotspot Shield and it...
01:27:13.000 It allows you to get around that.
01:27:14.000 Really?
01:27:15.000 Like if you're in like Dubai?
01:27:16.000 Yeah, it gives you a tunnel.
01:27:17.000 Exactly.
01:27:18.000 Okay, so you bring up Dubai.
01:27:19.000 I asked him who most of his users were and he said people in the Middle East watching porn.
01:27:23.000 Whoa!
01:27:24.000 What is this called again?
01:27:25.000 What's it called?
01:27:26.000 It's called Hotspot Shield.
01:27:28.000 And how do you get it?
01:27:28.000 Is it a software program?
01:27:29.000 It's a free software program you can download.
01:27:31.000 And it works?
01:27:31.000 Yeah, it works.
01:27:32.000 So it's kind of like Tor in the sense that if you're trying to route, you know, like in Iran or other places where people are trying to route out or route in.
01:27:40.000 Can they lock you in jail forever if they catch you with this?
01:27:42.000 Probably.
01:27:43.000 Oh, I don't think so.
01:27:44.000 I mean, as a visitor, for example, when I was in Turkey, and I wanted to watch stuff on, I think it was YouTube, or it was Pandora, one of the two, and I got really irritated that I couldn't access one or the other, and I just used hot sweat shield, and it was problem solved.
01:27:56.000 Would this work with people who, if they work in an office, and the office blocks certain things, could they put this on their computer?
01:28:03.000 If the IT is set up so that they can install and download, yeah, they should be able to.
01:28:08.000 Oh, shit, bitches.
01:28:09.000 I just found a solution to your problems.
01:28:11.000 Your boss was sleeping.
01:28:14.000 Feel free to whack off in your cubicle now.
01:28:16.000 Did you hear MSNBC got hacked yesterday by the hackers and they did a fake terrorist thing on their Twitter?
01:28:24.000 Who did this?
01:28:25.000 Somebody hacked MSNBC and was just like, oh my god, there's terrorist shit going on at Ground Zero in New York City and did all this shit and it's fucked up.
01:28:33.000 Yeah, and then somebody announced yesterday that Steve Jobs died that's connected to some kind of news publication, but then they deleted it immediately, and they said, sorry, we got our facts wrong or something, but a lot of people were thinking that.
01:28:47.000 So someone's hacking newspapers now?
01:28:49.000 Yeah.
01:28:49.000 Either that or someone at that particular newspaper is shorting Apple.
01:28:52.000 Yeah.
01:28:53.000 And they're just trying to set it up.
01:28:54.000 Just trying to set it up.
01:28:55.000 Just trying to tee it up for a nice double.
01:28:56.000 Oh, sorry guys, we got our facts wrong, but thanks for selling on your Apple.
01:28:59.000 Frank Android.
01:29:00.000 How easy would that be to be, right?
01:29:01.000 Yeah.
01:29:02.000 That would be pretty easy to do at this point in time.
01:29:04.000 People just waiting for the story of Jobs being dead.
01:29:08.000 Did you see the photo of him where he's kind of wearing this black dress looking thing?
01:29:12.000 No.
01:29:12.000 He looks like he weighs like 90 pounds.
01:29:14.000 Yeah, everyone at the Apple store is like, oh, that's Photoshop.
01:29:16.000 That's not real.
01:29:17.000 They're defending his boss like King B. A guy like that, there's clear evidence that no matter how much money you have, There's only a certain amount you can do for your health.
01:29:28.000 There's only a certain amount.
01:29:30.000 Do you attribute when you see a guy that's sick like that?
01:29:34.000 I've talked before about a girlfriend that I had who had a great boss who was a really nice guy who had massive cancer at 50 and was dead like that.
01:29:42.000 It was a guy who worked for a studio and he had an incredibly stressful job.
01:29:47.000 Just constant every day, six, seven days a week, all day long.
01:29:51.000 He made a good living because of it, but the guy just lived in a hurricane.
01:29:56.000 Do you think that that has a direct result on physical health?
01:30:00.000 I think it has to, because elevated cortisol, you have interrupted sleep.
01:30:06.000 I think it has to have a direct impact on just about everything.
01:30:12.000 Part of the problem with looking at studies that try to I think that if you remove It's very
01:30:42.000 very hard for certain types of cancers to grow. - Really? - Yeah, and I remember at one point, one of my close friends, a young woman, had been diagnosed with, I think it was cervical cancer, and spoke with this doctor who presented at TED, William Lee, L-I, and he actually and spoke with this doctor who presented at TED, William Lee, L-I, and he actually has a white and green tea blend that selectively inhibits blood How cool is that?
01:31:09.000 Obviously, if the cancer can't get nutrients, can't get blood, then it dies.
01:31:15.000 I consume that tea as a preventative measure, and I also obviously cut out the refined carbohydrates six days a week.
01:31:22.000 Then I go ballistic.
01:31:23.000 Just one day a week, you have a cheat day?
01:31:25.000 Nice.
01:31:25.000 Ice cream, whatever the fuck you want.
01:31:27.000 Whatever, whatever I want.
01:31:28.000 And that's a smart move.
01:31:29.000 You know, my friend Eddie was doing that.
01:31:30.000 Eddie Bravo was all Atkins diet.
01:31:33.000 He would be Atkins all week and then on the weekends.
01:31:36.000 He would start off with just Sunday, but then it became Saturday, Sunday, and then it was Friday after midnight.
01:31:42.000 And now he weighs 400 pounds.
01:31:44.000 He's fit.
01:31:45.000 He takes care of himself.
01:31:46.000 But it was hilarious being around him on Sunday.
01:31:49.000 Because Sunday you just go off like a rocket.
01:31:51.000 Is that what you do?
01:31:51.000 Do you eat donuts and shit?
01:31:53.000 What I find is that I encourage people, particularly when they're getting started, to just go crazy.
01:31:58.000 And after three or four weeks of making themselves sick, they start cutting back.
01:32:03.000 They start chilling out.
01:32:05.000 And they'll still have fun.
01:32:06.000 When I have my cheat days, I'm having chocolate croissants.
01:32:10.000 I'm also having some good food during the day, but then I'll have wild nettle pizza with an egg on top or whatever.
01:32:15.000 It's great stuff.
01:32:16.000 But I don't strive to make myself sick anymore.
01:32:18.000 It's not a point.
01:32:19.000 It's not like I want to reach that threshold.
01:32:22.000 Where I used to just, it was like, oh, I wonder how many boxes of donuts I can eat.
01:32:26.000 It's fucking cheat day.
01:32:27.000 And you get past that point pretty quickly.
01:32:29.000 But for people who are very phobic of diets of any type, it's really helpful in the beginning stages.
01:32:36.000 to allow them that psychological release valve.
01:32:39.000 What it also does, we were talking about thyroid, is when you selectively overfeed like that, You can actually improve conversion of T4 to T3 active thyroid.
01:32:48.000 So you actually find that people lose more weight over time when they have that overfeeding once a week, which is pretty cool.
01:32:53.000 Really?
01:32:54.000 Yeah.
01:32:54.000 Also affects leptin recalibration.
01:32:55.000 That's incredible.
01:32:56.000 You lose more weight by being a pig.
01:32:58.000 Yeah.
01:32:59.000 By being one day a week just being a savage.
01:33:01.000 Yeah.
01:33:01.000 Why would that be?
01:33:02.000 That your body just realizes that it has to kind of deal with that every now and again, and so it just ramps everything up?
01:33:07.000 Yeah.
01:33:08.000 What it doesn't do, I think partially, is it doesn't...
01:33:12.000 We downshift because it believes that it's in a starvation mode or that some type of food category is in famine, essentially.
01:33:23.000 So I think that when you overfeed, the mechanism isn't entirely clear.
01:33:26.000 But there have been a lot of studies looking at this where if you calorie load that one day, it has an effect on everything from leptin to thyroid to just about everything else.
01:33:35.000 Positive effects.
01:33:36.000 Oh yeah, very positive effects.
01:33:38.000 So it's good to be a pig one day a week.
01:33:39.000 One day a week.
01:33:40.000 That's amazing.
01:33:40.000 Yeah, if you're an athlete, you would end up doing it with other types of foods you'd use, like a quinoa or yams, root vegetables, things like that, to jack up your calories if you don't want to do the donuts and all that shit.
01:33:51.000 If you don't want to cheat.
01:33:52.000 Yeah, because if you want to carb up properly, like having a lot of fructose, and table sugar is half fructose, right?
01:33:57.000 The sugar that's in fruits.
01:33:59.000 It fucks up your carb load terribly.
01:34:01.000 So if you're actually training, like you're GSP and you want a fucking carb load, Whatever, after weigh-in, then you don't want to be getting, like table sugar is a terrible choice.
01:34:09.000 Right.
01:34:10.000 So you'd want to avoid that.
01:34:11.000 But I like chocolate croissants.
01:34:13.000 That's table sugar though, right?
01:34:15.000 Oh yeah, lots of convection sugar.
01:34:17.000 Fruit sugar won't have the same issues?
01:34:19.000 Fruit sugar will mess up your carb up.
01:34:22.000 So you want to avoid that.
01:34:23.000 You want to avoid fruit sugar.
01:34:25.000 So when you carb up, it's all just breads and pastas and things along those lines?
01:34:29.000 Or if you wanted to get really fancy with it, you'd use something like waxy maize starch or some type of actual supplement.
01:34:34.000 There are guys who do that.
01:34:35.000 There's a really good product called...
01:34:37.000 Waxy maize, say that?
01:34:39.000 Yeah, waxy maize starch.
01:34:41.000 There's a product called...
01:34:42.000 And it's just you eat it?
01:34:43.000 Yeah, you convert it into a powder and you eat it just like you would a protein powder.
01:34:47.000 You drink it.
01:34:48.000 Yeah, you drink it, exactly.
01:34:49.000 And what is the benefit of this starch?
01:34:53.000 You avoid some of the side effects of, let's say, consuming something that's too rapidly digested, like glucose, where you're just basically injecting yourself.
01:35:02.000 Like Gatorade.
01:35:03.000 Yeah.
01:35:04.000 Gatorade would have, I'd have to look at it, it's going to have probably some glucose, but also it probably has sucrose in it.
01:35:10.000 But what I used to do when I was getting really crazy about the CKD, the cyclical ketogenic diet, when I was doing that, when I started my carb update, I would start with glucose tablets, which are disgusting.
01:35:24.000 I would start with the fastest and then move out to the slowest, the more slowly digested.
01:35:29.000 So I didn't use waxy maize, but I would start with Then I would move to some type of more rapidly digested, let's say white rice, and then I would go into other grains and slowly move out to the longer digested carbohydrates, and then also start infusing protein, because the carb-up can be helped with protein, it depends on the ratio.
01:35:50.000 Dude, MMA teams need a dude like you on hand to tell them how to fucking carve up and how to eat before a fight.
01:35:57.000 Yeah, I could help them with that.
01:35:58.000 Why don't you write a book on that shit, man?
01:36:00.000 You know, quite frankly, because it's just not much of a market for...
01:36:05.000 Damn!
01:36:07.000 But I've done some fun stuff with some NFL linemen as well as...
01:36:13.000 I've worked with a couple of fighters...
01:36:15.000 Just on the cutting weight stuff.
01:36:17.000 Not so much the carving up, but like cutting for weight classes.
01:36:20.000 That shit's so dangerous.
01:36:22.000 I used to cut 20 plus pounds twice a week in high school for wrestling.
01:36:27.000 Oh my god.
01:36:28.000 And it's really dangerous.
01:36:29.000 Did it stunt your growth?
01:36:30.000 I don't think it's done to my growth.
01:36:33.000 I think it screwed up some of my feedback loops in the body, absolutely.
01:36:39.000 Because, I mean, I had a resting pulse when I had to go to sleep, and I would assume that I would lose, let's say, half a pound to a pound and a half just over the evening, over the sleep.
01:36:49.000 My resting pulse was like 120+.
01:36:51.000 I mean, it was like 140+.
01:36:52.000 I was just laying in bed trying to go to sleep, and my blood's like ketchup, so it's just like...
01:36:55.000 It's horrible.
01:36:57.000 Horrible.
01:36:57.000 It's so bad for you.
01:36:58.000 And that year, I remember that year, there were a couple of wrestlers who had organ failures because of dehydration, and at that point, they then changed the rules.
01:37:07.000 I don't know what they are now, where you weighed in as you went onto the mat.
01:37:11.000 So you actually weighed in right before you wrestled, so you were disincentivized from cutting too much water because you'll obviously...
01:37:16.000 Yeah, they do that at the Mundials, the Jiu-Jitsu Championships, and a lot of people believe in that.
01:37:21.000 They think that the way MMA fighters do it is ridiculous and dangerous, that they weigh in, you know, the day before, 20 hours, 24 hours, and they gain oftentimes 10, 15, 20 pounds, depending on the guy, you know, six, seven, eight bags of IV drips, constantly drinking Pedialyte and electrolyte replenishers, and It's intense.
01:37:44.000 It's fucking scary, the load that puts on the body, though.
01:37:47.000 To think that you're going to throw that same body into combat 24 hours later.
01:37:51.000 Oh, yeah.
01:37:52.000 Powerlifters are the same way.
01:37:54.000 Oh, yeah.
01:37:55.000 They cut crazy amounts of weight.
01:37:56.000 Oh, so that they're strong for their weight class?
01:37:58.000 Yeah.
01:37:58.000 Do they cut weight, and then do they have time after they weigh in before they regenerate?
01:38:04.000 It's like the same type of timing.
01:38:07.000 Yeah, it's not much.
01:38:08.000 I mean, you have 24, 36 hours, maybe.
01:38:10.000 Oh, you do have 24 hours.
01:38:11.000 You might have 24 hours.
01:38:13.000 That's crazy.
01:38:13.000 They should weigh a man right before they lift.
01:38:15.000 Oh, yeah, for sure.
01:38:16.000 Because these guys, I mean, they're doing the same thing.
01:38:18.000 They're doing saline bag drips with electrolytes and so forth.
01:38:21.000 You see a lot of people do it the wrong way, and they end up losing because they'll try to rehydrate, and they won't take into account the electrolytes, or they won't take into account that your gastrointestinal tract is not designed to handle six gallons of Pedialyte.
01:38:35.000 Yeah, no shit.
01:38:36.000 And so they just get this horrific diarrhea, which, of course, compounds the problem, and then they get ruined when they go out to fight.
01:38:42.000 Yeah.
01:38:43.000 So yeah, if you're going to lose weight like that, you have to use, if you're going to use any diuretics, potassium sparing diuretics, you also see guys cramp up really badly because they don't have enough potassium.
01:38:55.000 Anyway, I could go on and on about this, but yeah, the cutting weight is really bad for you.
01:38:59.000 One of the most dangerous things, at least in wrestling, there's not head trauma.
01:39:03.000 And one of the things they've shown in boxers, the deaths, in-ring deaths, almost all of them have been men cutting weight.
01:39:10.000 Ah, dehydrated.
01:39:11.000 Yeah, the lower weight classes is where it's an issue.
01:39:13.000 And the heavyweight classes, of course, there's still instances of brain damage and pugilistica dementia.
01:39:19.000 Or whatever they call it, you know, when you see guys like Joe Lewis or Joe Frazier, rather, who could, you know, his speech is clearly affected by being punched in the head.
01:39:28.000 That still exists, but no deaths.
01:39:30.000 The deaths like the Dukku Kims and, you know, all the in-ring deaths, the really bad injuries like Gerald McClellan.
01:39:38.000 Gerald McClellan was a famous weight cutter.
01:39:39.000 He cut a lot of weight.
01:39:40.000 And in this fight with Nigel Benn, he had a cerebral hemorrhage and wound up being severely disabled.
01:39:47.000 He's blind now and mostly deaf and barely remembers his past.
01:39:52.000 It's weight cutting, man.
01:39:53.000 It's horrible.
01:39:53.000 Yeah, it's weight cutting.
01:39:55.000 I think another reason, at least this is...
01:39:57.000 And trauma, of course.
01:39:58.000 Yeah, something I've thought about is that the lighter weights, too, you see these guys.
01:40:01.000 I mean, they'll take 12 rounds of headshots.
01:40:03.000 Yeah.
01:40:05.000 I mean, I'm just thinking that there has to be a cumulative effect of the cerebral edema and swelling that perhaps you just don't get if you're a heavyweight and you get hit once and you're out like a light.
01:40:16.000 I don't know.
01:40:16.000 It's anti-head trauma, really.
01:40:18.000 They're finding soccer players have serious issues and they're telling kids not to head the ball anymore.
01:40:23.000 They're finding a lot of soccer players actually become sick with Lou Gehrig's disease.
01:40:28.000 Wow.
01:40:28.000 They have issues with their all sorts of, I mean, they basically have the same issues that boxers have.
01:40:33.000 Because a good head, you know, when you hit a ball that's coming at you really hard and you catch it with your head, it's like getting slapped with a jab.
01:40:40.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:40:40.000 It's not a lot.
01:40:41.000 I mean, they're fine.
01:40:43.000 They're not pussies, so they just run it off after they got hit in the head by that soccer ball.
01:40:46.000 But the reality is, every time you get a pop, every little pop is bad.
01:40:51.000 And you're practicing on the field, and you're kicking the ball and heading it at each other back and forth.
01:40:57.000 And you don't realize it, but you're getting jabbed in the face.
01:41:00.000 We're just now coming to terms with how dangerous head trauma is, you know?
01:41:06.000 That's something that would be fascinating, but that's exactly how the Planet of the Apes got started.
01:41:12.000 They wanted to fix people's brains, and then they fucking used it on monkeys, and the monkeys got smarter than people, so that could be an issue.
01:41:17.000 Gotta be careful.
01:41:19.000 You gotta cut off their thumbs, man.
01:41:20.000 We gotta figure out how to make brains...
01:41:24.000 You can rejuvenate brain tissue and rehabilitate brain trauma.
01:41:28.000 That would be amazing.
01:41:29.000 Then people could fight and never even worry about it.
01:41:31.000 You know, they just fix your brain after you're done.
01:41:34.000 Charge it back up.
01:41:35.000 Because right now, man, you've been aware of those NFL players that they've done autopsies on them and found they're 40-year-old men and they have the brain of an 80-year-old Alzheimer's patient.
01:41:45.000 It's horrible.
01:41:46.000 That's not good.
01:41:47.000 Yeah, I mean, they get Alzheimer's, they get so many different diseases, Lou Gehrig's disease, so many different trauma-related ailments.
01:41:56.000 Meanwhile, football's awesome, so how do we fix that?
01:42:00.000 Science.
01:42:00.000 Step in.
01:42:01.000 I don't like seeing fighters get brain damage.
01:42:05.000 That kills me.
01:42:06.000 It drives me nuts.
01:42:07.000 I've seen guys...
01:42:08.000 We were talking before the show about...
01:42:11.000 You know what?
01:42:13.000 If there's more of that...
01:42:14.000 You can kill it, man.
01:42:19.000 I was just saying, even watching some of the recreational MMA guys, if they do it for long enough in their training with guys who are hitting them a lot, thank you, you can see it over the span of years.
01:42:30.000 You see their speech patterns change.
01:42:33.000 They're also tired all the time, too.
01:42:35.000 That's one thing you have to take into consideration.
01:42:37.000 We think that a lot of times, a dude's got brain damage.
01:42:41.000 The guy's fucking doing three a days, and he's exhausted when you talk to him.
01:42:45.000 He's got black eyes, so you just assume he's got brain damage.
01:42:49.000 I'm fucking tired.
01:42:51.000 You know, just training.
01:42:52.000 Training alone.
01:42:53.000 Even just doing jujitsu one night a week, every night, it kills you.
01:42:57.000 It's brutal.
01:42:58.000 But when you add in strength training and kickboxing and wrestling to all that, I don't think there's an athlete on the planet that works as hard as mixed martial arts fighters.
01:43:05.000 I really don't.
01:43:06.000 I think it's the most difficult physically, emotionally, mentally, psychologically.
01:43:10.000 I think everything about it is hard.
01:43:12.000 Among the MMA fighters that you've met or interacted with or just know of, who have the most grueling training regimens?
01:43:19.000 George St. Pierre, probably.
01:43:21.000 He's right up there.
01:43:22.000 He's always fit.
01:43:25.000 Yeah, Anderson Silva.
01:43:27.000 And George...
01:43:31.000 Yeah.
01:43:35.000 and he got knocked out and never did it again.
01:43:37.000 And, you know, he's a real honest guy who learns from his mistakes.
01:43:41.000 But he trains very hard.
01:43:43.000 Pretty much they all do at this point.
01:43:44.000 Rashad Evans is notoriously tough in the training camp, very hard worker.
01:43:49.000 You know, this John Jones kid, of course, he's got a furious work ethic.
01:43:53.000 They have to.
01:43:54.000 All the great ones have a great work ethic.
01:43:56.000 There's no room right now.
01:43:57.000 At the top levels of mixed martial arts, there's no room for mediocrity.
01:44:01.000 There's no room.
01:44:02.000 There's no room for anybody that thinks they're a natural, doesn't want to put in the time.
01:44:06.000 That sport eliminates all that shit.
01:44:08.000 It eliminates all the luck and all the just natural talent.
01:44:11.000 That doesn't mean shit.
01:44:12.000 When you're fighting five five-minute rounds, you've got to fucking train, man.
01:44:16.000 You've got to train everything.
01:44:17.000 You've got to train wrestling, wrestling defense, kickboxing, jiu-jitsu, jiu-jitsu defense.
01:44:21.000 You've got to train getting up from the fucking bottom.
01:44:23.000 You've got to train takedowns.
01:44:25.000 You've got to train the whole fight.
01:44:25.000 And if you don't, someone's going to find that chink in your armor and they're going to jack you.
01:44:29.000 There's no room anymore.
01:44:30.000 It used to be that all you had to do was be a good striker or all you had to do was be a good wrestler.
01:44:34.000 But nowadays, it's getting to that point where you just have to always be fit.
01:44:39.000 You have to always be ready.
01:44:41.000 It's just such an intensely...
01:44:44.000 It's a close and competitive environment right now.
01:44:48.000 Yeah.
01:44:48.000 So everyone at the top has a serious work ethic.
01:44:52.000 Cain Velasquez, notorious work ethic.
01:44:54.000 Oh yeah.
01:44:54.000 I mean, I've watched Cain, AKA. Ridiculous guy.
01:44:57.000 Have you seen him live train?
01:44:59.000 Oh yeah, yeah.
01:44:59.000 Because I mean, I train with...
01:45:01.000 Do you live up there?
01:45:02.000 Yeah, I used to live in San Jose.
01:45:04.000 Actually, Dave Camarillo lived at my house.
01:45:05.000 Really?
01:45:06.000 Yeah, we had Matt in the garage, and I would train in his classes at AKA. Dude, that's awesome.
01:45:12.000 I love Dave Camarillo.
01:45:14.000 He's a great teacher, too.
01:45:15.000 A lot of people don't realize, unless they've looked into it, he used to teach chess in his spare time.
01:45:22.000 He reads...
01:45:23.000 Noam Chomsky, the guy, is really smart.
01:45:25.000 Very, very smart guy.
01:45:26.000 And he's very good at taking, let's say, a curriculum for jiu-jitsu and then sequencing it in a way that makes a lot of logical sense.
01:45:34.000 There's a progression to it.
01:45:35.000 And for that reason, I mean, the guys who train with him are, let's just say you look at...
01:45:40.000 At low-level blue belts, they're still notoriously difficult to deal with because they don't violate their fundamentals.
01:45:48.000 They have that drilled into them.
01:45:50.000 It's a great school.
01:45:52.000 Obviously, Kane, Koscheck, Swick.
01:45:55.000 The fundamentals are so important in jiu-jitsu.
01:45:56.000 It's something that people truly don't understand.
01:45:59.000 If you train with a guy who maybe isn't so technical, it really can...
01:46:08.000 Stunt your growth as a jiu-jitsu practitioner.
01:46:11.000 Jiu-jitsu is like a language, in my opinion.
01:46:13.000 And you've got to learn grammar.
01:46:16.000 You have to learn vowels.
01:46:17.000 If you don't have the framework, just amassing vocabulary is not...
01:46:21.000 And then it becomes an argument.
01:46:22.000 But the way I describe jiu-jitsu, most people have no idea how to defend themselves against jiu-jitsu.
01:46:29.000 So really what it's like is them not knowing a language and you yelling at them in that language.
01:46:34.000 And they just can't possibly keep up.
01:46:36.000 And that's what it's like when you're in a grappling match with someone who doesn't understand jujitsu.
01:46:40.000 And then the guy says, well, you know what?
01:46:42.000 I'm going to take jujitsu classes.
01:46:44.000 Well, good fucking luck.
01:46:45.000 Because you know what that's like?
01:46:46.000 That's like you saying, well, I'm going to learn English and then I'm going to tell that American comedian what the fuck is up.
01:46:53.000 No, you're not going to.
01:46:54.000 It's going to take you forever to get to his speed.
01:46:56.000 You're going to be able to talk at that guy's speed.
01:46:58.000 He's a fucking comedian.
01:46:59.000 He stands on stage with a microphone in front of thousands of people.
01:47:01.000 And he can bust out the right thing to say at a moment's notice.
01:47:05.000 And you're going to compete with him because you're learning this new language called English.
01:47:09.000 And you're going to eventually get as good as him.
01:47:10.000 Good fucking luck.
01:47:12.000 That's what it's like when you learn jiu-jitsu.
01:47:14.000 Because someone can say, you know, man, I've been practicing jiu-jitsu.
01:47:16.000 I've been doing it six months.
01:47:17.000 I'm going to tap you now.
01:47:18.000 And you can just start laughing and laughing.
01:47:21.000 Because, like, that's actually kind of funny.
01:47:22.000 Okay.
01:47:22.000 It's like you're a person who's just learning English and you want to get into an argument with a Harvard scholar.
01:47:27.000 I mean, that's literally what it's like, you know?
01:47:29.000 And as you get better at it, you realize that even your level of understanding of the language pales in comparison to other people.
01:47:37.000 It's like...
01:47:38.000 You know, I've rolled with John-Jacques Machado, who's a multiple-time world champion, and he gave me my brown belt, and he's a great guy and a good friend, but rolling with him is like, he's a master.
01:47:50.000 He's a master, and you just feel like it's still fucking clod.
01:47:53.000 Like, why did I have my arm there?
01:47:54.000 Why is my leg here?
01:47:55.000 I know what I'm doing.
01:47:56.000 I've been doing this for 20 years almost.
01:47:58.000 Doesn't matter.
01:47:59.000 Doesn't matter.
01:47:59.000 Oh, look, you're mounted.
01:48:01.000 Oh, what's that, a triangle?
01:48:02.000 Oh, better tap.
01:48:03.000 The world's going black.
01:48:04.000 Shit.
01:48:05.000 And then you do it again, and he can tap you whenever he wants to, man.
01:48:08.000 He can just keep doing it.
01:48:09.000 You roll with a guy like Marcelo Garcia, it's like you're doing chopsticks, and he's playing Beethoven with six arms.
01:48:15.000 Oh, yeah.
01:48:16.000 You know?
01:48:16.000 It's like, you can't...
01:48:17.000 There's fucking...
01:48:18.000 There's no way.
01:48:18.000 Oh, yeah.
01:48:19.000 It is like a language.
01:48:20.000 It is like a language.
01:48:21.000 Totally.
01:48:22.000 So I remember...
01:48:23.000 I've been recently getting to know, for a host of weird reasons, people in the hedge fund world and...
01:48:29.000 I recently got out of the public markets completely.
01:48:32.000 I'm not trading any stocks.
01:48:33.000 And part of the reason was that I remember this guy saying to me at one point, he's like, would you ever play poker against a professional poker player?
01:48:41.000 He's like, would you put a million of your own money down and play that guy?
01:48:43.000 I was like, absolutely not.
01:48:44.000 He's like, okay, would you put a million of your own money down and play Tiger Woods in golf?
01:48:48.000 I was like, of course not.
01:48:49.000 He's like, okay, well, why would anyone do that with their money and then think they can compete against a guy who runs $20 billion in a hedge fund?
01:48:56.000 In the public markets.
01:48:58.000 It's the same thing.
01:48:58.000 And I was just like, that's a good point.
01:49:01.000 I think I'll opt out.
01:49:02.000 I think I'll opt out of that.
01:49:04.000 But yeah, some of these guys.
01:49:05.000 I mean, Marcelo.
01:49:07.000 So Marcelo's school, he opened with...
01:49:09.000 Marcelo Garcia?
01:49:10.000 Yeah.
01:49:10.000 With Josh.
01:49:11.000 So Josh is a good friend of mine.
01:49:13.000 Oh, really?
01:49:13.000 Yeah.
01:49:13.000 Yeah.
01:49:14.000 Awesome guy.
01:49:14.000 And he's a very good roller, too.
01:49:16.000 I've heard he's great.
01:49:17.000 He's really good on the mats.
01:49:18.000 But I mean, Marcelo is...
01:49:19.000 Well, people don't understand.
01:49:20.000 Let's explain who Josh is, though.
01:49:21.000 Josh is the guy who's the inspiration for the movie Searching for Eddie Fisher.
01:49:25.000 Yes, Bobby Fisher.
01:49:26.000 Searching for Bobby Fisher about the chess prodigy.
01:49:28.000 It was about Josh.
01:49:29.000 Yeah, it's about Josh.
01:49:30.000 So Josh is a world-class Chess player.
01:49:34.000 He's done the simultaneous exhibitions where he'll play like 40 games at once.
01:49:38.000 And he'll just go from board to board to board to board.
01:49:40.000 Dude, that's such a trip.
01:49:42.000 What a mindfuck that is.
01:49:44.000 You're a little fucking retard, you know, Candyland playing mind, trying to think of what's his next move going to be?
01:49:51.000 What's his next move?
01:49:53.000 And he's walking through a room, just click, click, click, click, click.
01:49:57.000 Probably while a song is playing in his head at the same time.
01:50:01.000 It's a trip.
01:50:01.000 That's amazing, man.
01:50:02.000 I've seen him teach chess one time to the RZA of Wu-Tang Clan, who's really into chess.
01:50:13.000 And so they were going through opening moves.
01:50:15.000 And I remember they went about 15 moves into the game, not even, like 10 moves into the game.
01:50:19.000 And Josh goes, all right, let's take a look at what just happened.
01:50:21.000 And he just pressed reverse and went back one move at a time and then could jump forward three moves.
01:50:28.000 And that just blew my mind.
01:50:31.000 Again, it's like a language.
01:50:32.000 It's like you and I communicating with readily available nouns and verbs.
01:50:36.000 To us it's a normal thing.
01:50:37.000 To him the language of chess is just so ingrained in his mind.
01:50:40.000 It's just so cool to watch.
01:50:42.000 It's a game for thinkers, too.
01:50:44.000 Chess is such an impressive game to get good at, because everyone I know that's truly great at chess is fucking brilliant.
01:50:50.000 When I was playing pool back in the day, when I first moved to New York, I had a real pool addiction.
01:50:55.000 And I hung out at this pool, all executive billiards and white planes.
01:50:59.000 I was there every day.
01:51:00.000 And one of the things I found there was guys who had been to prison who learned how to play chess in the air.
01:51:06.000 They would just talk.
01:51:07.000 They would say, you know, knight to queen five or whatever the fuck it is.
01:51:10.000 And they would play chess standing in front of each other back and forth.
01:51:13.000 And one of the kids that used to come there, this young kid, I forget his name, Adam, I believe his name was.
01:51:19.000 He was a chess champion, a young chess champion.
01:51:22.000 And his father used to take him to chess tournaments and stuff like that.
01:51:26.000 And he used to sit in the pool hall.
01:51:27.000 He became addicted to pool too.
01:51:29.000 And he used to sit in the pool hall and play chess with this guy who was this older dude who had been to jail.
01:51:34.000 And he had learned how to play chess in the air, too.
01:51:36.000 So they would just sit there staring at each other, and the kid would just checkmate them left and right out of the air.
01:51:41.000 Wow.
01:51:42.000 It was fucking amazing.
01:51:43.000 It's just so weird to think that some...
01:51:45.000 It's like they were speaking the language I totally didn't understand.
01:51:48.000 Like, I know that you move the rook like this, and I know you move the knight like that.
01:51:53.000 I know that, but...
01:51:54.000 When they're rattling off those numbers, and I'm trying to piece together the grid, and I had no information in front of me, so I was like, okay, how many pieces are there on a fucking chess?
01:52:02.000 It's like playing Battleship without a board.
01:52:05.000 It's amazing.
01:52:05.000 It's a much simpler level.
01:52:06.000 It's so impressive.
01:52:07.000 I'm so impressed by people who are good at chess.
01:52:09.000 And it transfers as well.
01:52:13.000 The strategic thinking.
01:52:15.000 So don't go for a position before submission.
01:52:21.000 There are different styles of chess, but definitely thinking strategically so that you dominate certain positions, certain directions, and so forth.
01:52:31.000 I think it's very analogous to jiu-jitsu.
01:52:33.000 I'm scared of it.
01:52:34.000 I'm scared of chess like I'm scared of golf.
01:52:37.000 Yeah.
01:52:37.000 I'm scared of anything that I think that I might get addicted to.
01:52:40.000 And I used to listen to Howard Stern talk about chess all the time.
01:52:43.000 He became a chess nut for a while.
01:52:44.000 Yeah.
01:52:44.000 And he was taking lessons and shit.
01:52:46.000 I was like, that is what I don't need in my life.
01:52:48.000 I don't need to be online playing fucking chess 10 hours a day.
01:52:51.000 Because that shit could happen.
01:52:52.000 Yeah, well, that's why, you know, people, I don't watch much TV, and they're like, oh, you're one of these guys who's like, oh, I don't watch TV. I'm like, no, no, no, you don't understand.
01:52:59.000 People are like, oh, you should watch Lost.
01:53:01.000 It's the best thing I've ever seen.
01:53:02.000 Or you should watch The Wire.
01:53:03.000 It's the best thing I've ever seen.
01:53:04.000 I'm like, look, the reason I won't watch it is because I think it'll be the best thing I've ever seen.
01:53:07.000 And then I have to sit in a fucking cave and watch, like, 20 weeks of this, and then that's going to lead me to whatever, you know, six feet under.
01:53:14.000 And it's like, I can't afford to have that happen.
01:53:16.000 I used to play D&D. I know I can go off the rails.
01:53:19.000 Yeah.
01:53:22.000 Oh, my God.
01:53:39.000 We're also going to do a podcast from the Ice House that we're going to call An Evening at the Ice House.
01:53:43.000 And what it's going to be is we're going to set up microphones and a table and we're just going to have the comics shoot the shit before they go on stage and then come off stage and shoot the shit again.
01:53:53.000 Like, oh, this fucking crowd's awesome or this drunk bitch in the front won't shut the fuck up and we're going to sit down and do this.
01:53:59.000 So what was my point?
01:54:00.000 What was I talking about?
01:54:02.000 Video games.
01:54:03.000 Or something happened.
01:54:04.000 You went to Denny's with Ari.
01:54:05.000 Oh, we went to Denny's.
01:54:06.000 That's right.
01:54:06.000 Sorry.
01:54:07.000 So after the show, we went to Denny's, and they're all playing Magic the Gathering.
01:54:10.000 Oh, yeah.
01:54:11.000 That's old school.
01:54:12.000 This is how white Pasadena is, okay?
01:54:14.000 There's a giant table of dorks, and they seem very nice.
01:54:18.000 I'm sorry if I call you dorks if you're a podcast fan.
01:54:21.000 But they're sitting down there and they all have their things.
01:54:23.000 They're like, well, this spell has to bring...
01:54:25.000 This is the bottom of the barrel spell.
01:54:27.000 This brings you back to the...
01:54:28.000 And I'm sitting there watching these guys and they are in their own world.
01:54:31.000 We're staring at them and I'm like, the moment they look up and realize I'm staring, I'm going to feel like an asshole.
01:54:36.000 They never looked up.
01:54:37.000 They never looked up.
01:54:38.000 They just looked at each other and they were absorbed in their darkish fucking Magic the Gathering game.
01:54:45.000 Stacks of cards on their table and dice.
01:54:47.000 And they were just, you know, eating moons over my hammy.
01:54:51.000 At 3 o'clock in the morning on a Friday night.
01:54:54.000 Does it sound fun?
01:54:55.000 Would you be into that?
01:54:55.000 Magic the Gathering?
01:54:57.000 It's very immersive.
01:54:59.000 Magic the Gathering?
01:55:00.000 Well, no, no, no.
01:55:01.000 Not Magic for me.
01:55:01.000 I came before.
01:55:03.000 I was advanced D&D, and I was all about gray elves and a number of other things.
01:55:08.000 I felt like I was a racist.
01:55:10.000 I was all about the gray elf race.
01:55:13.000 But I remember at one point, this friend of mine, because I built up this pretty fucking badass character, and this buddy of mine was playing with me, and then we had the dungeon master, right, who's kind of like the referee.
01:55:23.000 And my buddy took it really seriously, but he was just being a dick.
01:55:26.000 He was, like, bitching and whining.
01:55:27.000 He'd been doing it all day.
01:55:29.000 About Dungeons and Dragons?
01:55:30.000 No, no, no, about all sorts of other stuff.
01:55:31.000 And he kept on bitching as we were playing.
01:55:34.000 And so we're supposed to be going on this module together.
01:55:36.000 We're supposed to be, like, going through this labyrinth together.
01:55:38.000 And at one point, it's my turn, and I say, okay, I'm going to take my fucking, like, mithril dagger and stab Nick right in the face.
01:55:44.000 And Nick's like, what?
01:55:45.000 What?
01:55:45.000 What?
01:55:46.000 And so I rolled, and I just killed this character.
01:55:48.000 I was so pissed.
01:55:49.000 And he flipped and stabbed me in the thigh with a pencil.
01:55:53.000 What?
01:55:53.000 Yeah, he went absolutely homicidal.
01:55:55.000 Wow.
01:55:56.000 Where's that guy today?
01:55:57.000 He's actually really successful in New York City.
01:56:00.000 I don't know what moral to take.
01:56:01.000 He's on first 48 this Sunday.
01:56:03.000 Is his name Duncan Trussell?
01:56:04.000 He's really successful, even though he stabbed you with a fucking pencil.
01:56:09.000 In the thigh.
01:56:09.000 We were sitting right next to each other.
01:56:11.000 How old was he at the time?
01:56:12.000 He was probably, I'd say, 12 or 13. Oh, okay.
01:56:17.000 I thought you were going to say 20. Duncan did it to me when he was 32. Yeah, but in his defense, you wouldn't stop fucking with him.
01:56:23.000 You were sitting behind him, poking him while he was in...
01:56:26.000 No, no, no, no.
01:56:27.000 We're not going to talk about this.
01:56:28.000 He's touching his hat.
01:56:28.000 No, no, no.
01:56:28.000 We're not going to talk about this.
01:56:29.000 This is a ridiculous one.
01:56:31.000 Why would you go to violence, though?
01:56:32.000 And he stabbed you with a pen because he had to get you to stop fucking with him.
01:56:35.000 Yeah, but violence...
01:56:36.000 That's messed up.
01:56:37.000 You were sitting behind him, poking him while he was trying to sleep, and he fucking stabbed you.
01:56:40.000 He wasn't sleeping.
01:56:40.000 Whatever he was.
01:56:41.000 You don't know the story.
01:56:42.000 I know the story.
01:56:43.000 I know the story.
01:56:44.000 That's not what happened.
01:56:44.000 I know he stabbed you in the hand because you're an annoying cunt.
01:56:47.000 That's what was going on.
01:56:48.000 Okay.
01:56:48.000 You were annoying him, and you wouldn't stop, so he stabbed you in the hand with a pen.
01:56:51.000 I just find it weird that people take it to the next level.
01:56:53.000 Did you say hand or head?
01:56:55.000 Hand.
01:56:55.000 Oh, Jesus.
01:56:56.000 Okay.
01:56:57.000 That would have been worse.
01:56:58.000 Headshot would have been really aggressive.
01:56:58.000 Yeah, people shouldn't take it to the next level, but also people should stop fucking with people when they say, stop fucking with me.
01:57:04.000 Brian, come on.
01:57:06.000 I know you didn't expect that.
01:57:07.000 I know you didn't expect that, but I didn't want to talk about it.
01:57:09.000 Now here we are.
01:57:11.000 God damn it.
01:57:13.000 Yeah, dudes can get wrapped up in any kind of game, man.
01:57:15.000 I've seen violence after pool games.
01:57:17.000 I've seen violence after basketball games.
01:57:19.000 You know, competitive people get...
01:57:20.000 Apparently, like Michael Jordan, if you beat him at fucking anything, beat him at checkers, he won't talk to you for like a month.
01:57:25.000 There's one guy who shall remain nameless.
01:57:28.000 He's an eventually capitalist in Silicon Valley.
01:57:31.000 Very famous guy.
01:57:32.000 He likes to play chess.
01:57:34.000 Kevin Rose?
01:57:35.000 No, no, not Kevin.
01:57:36.000 But he's famous.
01:57:37.000 He's a very good chess player, but if someone beats him, he swipes all the pieces off the board.
01:57:41.000 And at one point someone's like, you're a really bad loser.
01:57:44.000 And he goes, show me a bad loser and I'll show you a fucking loser.
01:57:47.000 And that's his line.
01:57:49.000 But yeah, does not lose well.
01:57:50.000 You mean show you a good loser.
01:57:52.000 Oh, that's right.
01:57:53.000 Show me a good loser and I'll show you a fucking loser.
01:57:55.000 Exactly.
01:57:56.000 Yeah, I guess, but you don't have to be like that.
01:57:59.000 For every stereotype that you have in a given industry, for example, a lot of people think that in order to be a good chef, you have to be a fucking asshole.
01:58:10.000 You have to be willing to fucking curse at people and make them cry in the kitchen.
01:58:15.000 And that's, I think, a dominant trait, but you can always find exceptions.
01:58:18.000 You can always find people who are like, alright, I came from a freaking abused family in the last restaurant that I was brought up in, and I'm not going to have that in my restaurant.
01:58:26.000 And they make it work.
01:58:27.000 You don't have to do that.
01:58:28.000 There's a funny episode of one of those kitchen shows where Gordon Ramsay was yelling at this guy, calling him an idiot, and the guy just goes, I ain't no bitch.
01:58:37.000 Don't talk to him with that.
01:58:38.000 I ain't no bitch.
01:58:38.000 And he throws his thing down, and he got right in Gordon Ramsay's face.
01:58:42.000 And he's like, yeah, I thought so.
01:58:44.000 And then Gordon Ramsay was like, you're being ridiculous.
01:58:46.000 Like, oh, I'm being ridiculous?
01:58:48.000 Don't talk to me like that, stupid.
01:58:51.000 And then they separated him and pulled the guy away.
01:58:53.000 But it's true.
01:58:53.000 Gordon Ramsay's acting like this guy's an idiot.
01:58:55.000 He's going to kick his ass.
01:58:56.000 He's threatening him.
01:58:57.000 He's yelling at him.
01:58:58.000 And the guy's like, fuck you, stupid.
01:59:01.000 Fuck you and your fucking ridiculous way of communicating.
01:59:04.000 How about I trump you?
01:59:05.000 You want to go chimp?
01:59:06.000 I'll go chimp back.
01:59:07.000 How about that?
01:59:08.000 Oh, you weren't set up for a reply.
01:59:10.000 He just set up to be a shithead.
01:59:11.000 I think those shows are gross.
01:59:13.000 When I hear those guys yelling at people, I'm praying someone punches them.
01:59:17.000 That's what people are supposed to do.
01:59:19.000 When you act completely out of line like that and act like a shithead, people are supposed to hit you.
01:59:23.000 Yeah.
01:59:24.000 Those people have never been hit.
01:59:26.000 No!
01:59:26.000 Like, properly.
01:59:28.000 And so when they think they're going to, they fucking panic.
01:59:30.000 They lock up.
01:59:31.000 Like, all of a sudden, this posturing, all this screeching they've been doing is ineffective, and it's come down to crunch time.
01:59:37.000 There's a line in the sand.
01:59:39.000 Will they cross it?
01:59:40.000 Yeah.
01:59:40.000 Lord of the flies, man.
01:59:42.000 I'm a fleezian.
01:59:42.000 People ask me what I am.
01:59:43.000 I'm like, I'm a fleezian.
01:59:44.000 I think people behave as well as their circumstances and allow them to.
01:59:48.000 Yeah.
01:59:48.000 I'm amazed that society keeps it together as well as it does.
01:59:51.000 The electricity is almost always on.
01:59:53.000 Everything runs smoothly.
01:59:55.000 Food arrives in time.
01:59:56.000 But goddammit, if it didn't, things would go ugly so quick.
02:00:00.000 I saw a sign on the way over here that said, I think it said CERT training, C-E-R-T, which is the disaster response training.
02:00:08.000 And there's one in Northern California called NERT. So it's the Northern California Emergency Response Training.
02:00:13.000 And if you do that, they prepare you for the most likely type of disaster scenario in your area.
02:00:19.000 And in San Francisco, of course, it's, among other things, earthquake.
02:00:22.000 And I remember doing, this was done by the fire department and police department.
02:00:26.000 And they said, all right, how many people live in San Francisco?
02:00:28.000 All right, 800,000, 900,000 in the city.
02:00:30.000 Like, greater San Francisco, whatever it is, 7 million, 4 million.
02:00:33.000 They said, all right, how many fire trucks do you think we have?
02:00:35.000 And people are like, 50, 100, 120. They're like, we have 12 fire trucks or something like that.
02:00:41.000 It was so small.
02:00:42.000 They said, if we get hit by a 7-point-whatever-Richter-scale earthquake, what do you think the response time is going to be?
02:00:47.000 Like, no one is coming to save you.
02:00:48.000 So you could be without water for 7, 10 days in these following scenarios.
02:00:52.000 And it's like, for the first day or two, people are going to behave.
02:00:54.000 And then people are going to get their knives and their guns and take your water.
02:00:57.000 It's true.
02:00:58.000 Yeah, it's true.
02:00:59.000 Their children are starving.
02:01:01.000 Oh, yeah.
02:01:01.000 And this is, you know, they're giving this type of...
02:01:04.000 And they're like, so just to get that out of the way.
02:01:06.000 And now we can move on to actually what to do.
02:01:07.000 But when you get the disaster recovery or assistance certification, you get...
02:01:12.000 Hard hat, one of those yellow emergency vests, you get a special badge.
02:01:18.000 So hypothetically, if you were to want to evacuate during this type of emergency, if you have all of that gear, and let's say a motorcycle, so you can get through traffic, you're actually very well prepared.
02:01:28.000 I'm friends with Neil Strauss, who's down here, who wrote the game Emergency.
02:01:31.000 Emergency was about a lot of this, but the more I look at the realities of how people behave in emergency, In situations where there are scarce resources, especially water, the more I think that stuff is not entirely crazy to have six months of canned food.
02:01:49.000 I think it's cheap insurance.
02:01:51.000 Now, you can go off the deep end and start doing crazy, crazy stuff.
02:01:55.000 Get those pallets of freeze-dried astronaut meals delivered to your house.
02:02:00.000 Guys with generators.
02:02:02.000 And then they have underground...
02:02:06.000 Let's see, what is it?
02:02:07.000 Electromagnetic pulse EMP. Electromagnetic pulse proof boxes to hold the backup chips.
02:02:13.000 Because there are quite a few people who think one of the more likely attacks, if someone wanted to really wipe out a lot of functioning in the US, is to attack computer systems.
02:02:24.000 So they would drop, let's say, an electromagnetic pulse bomb.
02:02:27.000 In one of the Great Lakes and take out Chicago or whatever.
02:02:31.000 Whoa, wait a minute.
02:02:32.000 Hold up.
02:02:33.000 What the fuck is an electromagnetic pulse bomb?
02:02:37.000 So I think I'm getting this right, and Google would tell us quickly, but it's something that doesn't kill humans.
02:02:45.000 It's like magnets and it fries electronics.
02:02:46.000 It will fry all the computers, all the generators, everything else.
02:02:50.000 Why throw it in the Great Lakes?
02:02:51.000 Why not just drop it on Chicago?
02:02:54.000 Because I think it...
02:02:55.000 What the hell is the rationale that would just be easier to do if you're on top of water?
02:02:59.000 So you could actually...
02:03:00.000 You wouldn't even necessarily have to drop it.
02:03:02.000 You could just send it out in a boat.
02:03:04.000 The only thing that has something on it is above top secret.
02:03:07.000 That's like the top one.
02:03:11.000 That's the number one.
02:03:12.000 And then there's how stuff works.
02:03:15.000 There's a how-to video on how to build an electromagnetic pulse bomb.
02:03:19.000 I always love the internet for that.
02:03:22.000 Apparently North Korea has this.
02:03:24.000 Test missiles for electromagnetic pulse weapon.
02:03:27.000 Jesus Christ, these motherfuckers.
02:03:29.000 The reason I know a lot about this stuff is you meet these eccentric, not in a bad way, but eccentric, very brilliant people.
02:03:37.000 Very wealthy people, and they have a contingency for the contingency for the contingency, and this is something that's come up again and again and again.
02:03:45.000 I can't take it that far for a host of reasons, including financial, but I'm like, alright, maybe having some basic defense and food and water in place, maybe not a bad idea if I'm going to live in San Francisco on the ring of fire.
02:03:57.000 This is crazy.
02:03:57.000 Just get the extended warranty, too.
02:03:59.000 This bomb is crazy.
02:04:01.000 Listen to this shit.
02:04:02.000 The field of modern warfare has never ceased to amaze me and amongst more interesting weapons that I've read about had to be the EMP bomb which disables all forms of electronics within the vicinity.
02:04:12.000 South Korea has just developed an advanced electromagnetic pulse device which is capable of being deployed on the battlefield in order to make short work of enemy computers according to the defense official.
02:04:23.000 Wow.
02:04:24.000 So they really can do it.
02:04:25.000 They've developed it.
02:04:26.000 That's insane.
02:04:27.000 Yeah.
02:04:27.000 Very much so.
02:04:29.000 Wild stuff, man.
02:04:30.000 It's a wild world we live in.
02:04:31.000 And I've gone from thinking that all of that was just conspiracy theory, people with too much time on their hands, to realizing that, you know, for a couple hundred bucks, you can actually buy yourself a lot of insurance against worst case scenario.
02:04:44.000 So I'm like...
02:04:44.000 Do you like living in San Francisco?
02:04:46.000 Because that's a tricky town if you want to talk about disasters.
02:04:49.000 Because that fucker burns when they have earthquakes.
02:04:53.000 It burns.
02:04:53.000 Every house is connected.
02:04:55.000 I've positioned myself close.
02:04:58.000 I'm actually very close to one of the main freeways and also very close to a large park.
02:05:05.000 But it is a tricky city given how things are architected and also just the geography of the city itself.
02:05:13.000 It's pretty hard to get out of.
02:05:14.000 So if you have to get to, let's say, a private airport or an airstrip or something to get out of, let's say, California, you have to plan ahead for that type of thing.
02:05:24.000 But for me, I mean, San Francisco, I've lived all over the place and I've been to so many countries, 35 or so countries.
02:05:33.000 Never thought I would land somewhere and say, this is where I'm going to live.
02:05:36.000 I always thought it was six months, six to twelve months, I get bored, then I move on.
02:05:40.000 What made you stay in San Francisco?
02:05:42.000 The cock, besides the cock.
02:05:43.000 Mitchell Brothers.
02:05:44.000 Yeah, right.
02:05:44.000 Easy access.
02:05:46.000 Little Orphan Andes.
02:05:47.000 Weed.
02:05:48.000 Strong weed.
02:05:50.000 Sharks.
02:05:51.000 Sharks?
02:05:51.000 I went to the Farallon Islands once.
02:05:53.000 That's a fucking creepy story.
02:05:54.000 I saw a kill.
02:05:55.000 I saw a 400-pound seal get hit on the water, on the surface.
02:05:59.000 Yeah, that was trippy.
02:06:01.000 By a great white?
02:06:01.000 Yeah, before getting into a cage.
02:06:03.000 A lot of great whites out there, man.
02:06:04.000 That ocean between Alcatraz and San Francisco?
02:06:07.000 Yeah, it's sharky.
02:06:09.000 But San Francisco, it would be immediate access to beautiful nature everywhere.
02:06:14.000 The startup scene, just the creative vibe there is awesome.
02:06:18.000 It's a very intelligent city.
02:06:19.000 I recorded one of my CDs there, and Shiny Happy Jihad.
02:06:23.000 I think it's my, you know...
02:06:25.000 That's this one, right?
02:06:25.000 Yeah, we're about to blow up the thing.
02:06:27.000 It's one of my favorite cities of all time.
02:06:29.000 It's such a bright city.
02:06:31.000 They seem so more in tune and open-minded, just on average.
02:06:34.000 You know, I always said that Boulder is like a frozen San Francisco, a little bit.
02:06:39.000 Yeah, very similar.
02:06:41.000 Very similar, yeah.
02:06:42.000 And Austin is sort of like a Texas-San Francisco.
02:06:46.000 Yeah, super similar.
02:06:47.000 Austin has its own vibe, though.
02:06:49.000 They have more barbecue and more music.
02:06:52.000 San Francisco has the food, though.
02:06:53.000 That's another reason I really love San Francisco.
02:06:56.000 The last stat I heard was something like...
02:06:59.000 So you have 800,000 people in San Francisco.
02:07:01.000 I think there are 4,000 restaurants.
02:07:03.000 That's insane.
02:07:05.000 You live in the city?
02:07:06.000 I live in the city, but sort of down near the Mission.
02:07:10.000 I thought about living in Northern California a little further away.
02:07:14.000 Maybe even in Carmel.
02:07:17.000 Carmel?
02:07:17.000 Beautiful.
02:07:18.000 Check out Marin County.
02:07:20.000 It's gorgeous.
02:07:20.000 Right over the Golden Gate.
02:07:21.000 It's beautiful.
02:07:22.000 Mill Valley.
02:07:24.000 Where is it nice, but with less people?
02:07:27.000 Up in Marin.
02:07:29.000 And you're close to San Francisco.
02:07:30.000 It's 15 minutes away.
02:07:32.000 And, I mean, mountain biking was created in Marin.
02:07:34.000 It's beautiful.
02:07:35.000 You have Mount Tam.
02:07:36.000 If I were to, like, when I get married and have kids, or have kids, I'm not sure about the married part, then I can see Marin very clearly being an awesome choice.
02:07:47.000 Really?
02:07:48.000 Yeah, it's beautiful.
02:07:49.000 I mean, you have surfing, you have everything.
02:07:51.000 It's gorgeous.
02:07:52.000 And you're close to Tahoe, you're close to Napa, you're close to...
02:07:55.000 Yosemite.
02:07:56.000 It's a great location.
02:07:58.000 It's amazing how some parts of the country actually geographically become awesome spots.
02:08:03.000 It's not just a weather thing.
02:08:05.000 Some places are great spots.
02:08:08.000 The factors that come into making a Boston or a Seattle as opposed to a Paducah, Kentucky or Wilmington, Delaware or something.
02:08:18.000 It's interesting how some spots are just way better places to live.
02:08:22.000 San Francisco, as far as creativity and mind and thinking and people, it's a great spot.
02:08:28.000 It's a great spot to find interesting thinkers.
02:08:32.000 It is.
02:08:33.000 And what I really like about it is, and it's not true for everybody, of course, but there's very much a don't judge a book by its cover...
02:08:41.000 Vibe there.
02:08:42.000 Because you don't know who the college kid is who's unemployed or the billionaire.
02:08:48.000 They could both be wearing the same thing.
02:08:49.000 You have no idea.
02:08:50.000 And I remember at one point I went into Best Buy.
02:08:54.000 I remember to buy my first real TV. I still have it.
02:08:57.000 This was, I don't know, 10 years ago.
02:08:59.000 Sony Way guy.
02:09:00.000 I love it.
02:09:00.000 Anyway, I went in and the sales guy was great.
02:09:02.000 He's like, come back in a couple days.
02:09:04.000 This other manager is a terrible negotiator to get a better price.
02:09:06.000 I was like, fantastic.
02:09:06.000 I love you already.
02:09:07.000 I'm going to buy a lot of stuff from you.
02:09:08.000 But he told me a story.
02:09:09.000 He said...
02:09:12.000 He's African-American and lived in East Palo Alto.
02:09:14.000 He said a lot of my co-workers, they want to go for the guy in the suit.
02:09:18.000 And he's like, I always want to go for the slightly scraggly, early 40s white dude in the torn jeans and flip-flops.
02:09:25.000 And he did that at one point.
02:09:26.000 They're like, take that guy.
02:09:27.000 We don't want him.
02:09:28.000 And so he took this guy, ended up being the founder of Ikea.
02:09:31.000 And he's like, yeah, I'll get 10%.
02:09:33.000 I'll get 15 of those.
02:09:35.000 And he was buying shit for the Ikea that just opened next door.
02:09:39.000 So this guy just made his quota for the next decade.
02:09:43.000 That's hilarious.
02:09:43.000 Do you still have the Sony Vega because it weighs 5,000 pounds?
02:09:47.000 I can't move the thing.
02:09:49.000 I have to work on my deadlift.
02:09:51.000 It's certainly not a flat screen.
02:09:53.000 Flat front.
02:09:55.000 Yeah, flat front and then it's just like cathode ray tube.
02:09:58.000 The thing is, it's like a refrigerator.
02:10:00.000 I kept a hold of mine probably like three years longer than I wanted to just because every time I tried to move it, I'm like, yeah, I'm not going to.
02:10:06.000 I'll just keep that here.
02:10:08.000 So heavy.
02:10:09.000 I remember watching high def Animal Planet Fish.
02:10:16.000 I brought it home, I turned it on, and I landed on that, and I was just like, I cannot fucking believe how worth it was.
02:10:23.000 How worth it was to get HD for the underwater stuff just blew my brain.
02:10:26.000 Did you ever watch that Earth series?
02:10:28.000 Yeah, gorgeous.
02:10:30.000 Planet Earth.
02:10:31.000 What about the breaching of the Great Whites in South Africa?
02:10:35.000 Oh my lord.
02:10:36.000 Great Whites scare the fuck out of me, man.
02:10:38.000 They've been spotting them out here at Malibu, too, really recently.
02:10:42.000 They've spotted them from helicopters and people flying over.
02:10:45.000 They look down and they see just big 18, 20-foot sharks.
02:10:48.000 Oh yeah, that's no joke.
02:10:49.000 I was in South Africa.
02:10:51.000 Check this out.
02:10:52.000 So I love sharks.
02:10:53.000 I want to be a marine biologist for a long time.
02:10:55.000 Why don't you marry them?
02:10:58.000 If I find a hot enough Great White.
02:11:02.000 My brother and I went to this place called Fish Hook, H-O-E-K, and my brother wanted to surf.
02:11:07.000 So we landed there.
02:11:08.000 It was really choppy.
02:11:09.000 The traffic was terrible.
02:11:10.000 We got there close to 5 o'clock.
02:11:11.000 The guy's like, guys, we're about to shut up shop.
02:11:13.000 But if you really want to go out there, it's pretty shitty conditions, but I'll give you a board and give you a discount.
02:11:18.000 And I was like, eh, Tom, I don't want to surf for 20 minutes.
02:11:20.000 He really wanted to.
02:11:21.000 We argued and then eventually just went for a cup of coffee.
02:11:24.000 About 20 minutes later, a guy down the beach got bitten in half in neck-deep water by a 16-foot great white shark.
02:11:32.000 What's even crazier is one of my readers was the first guy to—he tweeted it out.
02:11:39.000 He basically said, holy fucking shit, just saw a guy get bitten in half by a great white shark.
02:11:43.000 Wow.
02:11:43.000 So you look down on your Twitter, you see that, and you realize that could have been you easily.
02:11:47.000 It could have been me easily.
02:11:48.000 And found out later that the shark spotters at that beach, they have guys with binoculars, they had spotted eight great whites at that beach.
02:11:53.000 Wow.
02:11:54.000 God damn.
02:11:55.000 And then people just go right back out.
02:11:56.000 They're like, okay, clear, great.
02:11:58.000 And they go back out to surf.
02:11:59.000 What the fuck is wrong with people?
02:12:01.000 I know.
02:12:02.000 How good is surfing?
02:12:02.000 Is it that good?
02:12:03.000 It is good, but as far as I'm concerned, not that good.
02:12:06.000 I mean, in the sense that it's world-class surfing, but is surfing in any respect worth surfing?
02:12:12.000 Snowboarding better.
02:12:14.000 Great Whites is only cold water though, right?
02:12:18.000 They're usually in temperate or colder waters.
02:12:21.000 Like in Brazil, they surf a lot, but they don't have to worry about sharks, right?
02:12:24.000 Well, it depends on where you are.
02:12:25.000 There's a place called Recife in Brazil where I went to visit at one point, and they have signs there that are fantastic.
02:12:32.000 They used to have...
02:12:33.000 uh meat canning and i meet canning what was it yeah canneries right at this one delta where it opens up into the ocean and so these bull sharks these like entire communities of bull sharks have developed there and they're very aggressive sharks and the signs on the beach if you see them in the u.s usually it's like warning sharks sharks have been spotted at this area use caution and talk to your lifeguard whatever and the signs in brazil were like don't go in the water you'll get fucking attacked basically
02:12:59.000 and and people still surf there and it's like guy with one arm still surfing he's like well we're in their backyard i'm like maybe you should pick a different sport in their backyard croquet it's a it's Sharks to me have always been one of those things where if they didn't exist and you had them in a movie everybody would be fucking horrified of these things.
02:13:17.000 But because of the fact that they're real, just like Komodo dragons or crocodiles or killer whales, we just sleep on these things.
02:13:25.000 We don't realize how incredibly fascinating and horrifying they really are.
02:13:29.000 Oh, yeah.
02:13:29.000 Well, that's why I was telling you that fucking lion attack video creeped the shit out of me because I just, I think to myself, somebody was asking me at one point, they're like, you think you could kill this animal or that animal?
02:13:38.000 I'm like, no.
02:13:39.000 Like, a badger or that thing would fuck me up.
02:13:40.000 I'm not going to kill a badger.
02:13:41.000 Are you crazy?
02:13:42.000 Like, do I, I don't have claws.
02:13:44.000 Like, what do you think I'm going to do unless I have a weapon?
02:13:46.000 Like, what?
02:13:46.000 I'd kick the fuck out of a badger.
02:13:48.000 I'll tell you that right now.
02:13:49.000 You give me some steel-toed boots and a strong Kevlar pair of pants, I'll fuck a badger up.
02:13:55.000 I'll stomp that little bitch.
02:13:56.000 If you have chainmail, you can go after a lot of things.
02:13:59.000 Yeah, if I had a good baseball bat and a steel-tipped boot, I'll fuck up a badger.
02:14:04.000 What about a Komodo dragon?
02:14:05.000 Would you take a Komodo dragon on?
02:14:06.000 No, you're fucked.
02:14:06.000 You're doomed.
02:14:07.000 There's nothing you can do.
02:14:08.000 If they're close enough to bite you, that's your ass.
02:14:10.000 They're so fast.
02:14:11.000 They're so fast and they have botulism in their fucking saliva.
02:14:15.000 They catch deer.
02:14:15.000 They're so fast.
02:14:16.000 It's hard to believe.
02:14:17.000 And when they bite things, all they do is bite them and then follow them.
02:14:21.000 They wait for the poison in their saliva to eventually just toxify their whole body.
02:14:26.000 Their body just...
02:14:27.000 It's like their own...
02:14:29.000 Just the nasty bacteria in their mouth just...
02:14:33.000 He fucks animals.
02:14:34.000 As soon as they bite him, they take a water buffalo, they bite him, and then they follow him for 24 hours.
02:14:39.000 And then slowly he just buckles, and then they just eat his asshole while he's alive.
02:14:44.000 Just dig in and pull chunks of him out.
02:14:46.000 Komodo dragons are terrifying.
02:14:48.000 Where do they live?
02:14:49.000 Komodo Islands.
02:14:50.000 Only one island, I believe.
02:14:51.000 Indonesia, I think.
02:14:53.000 It's a nutty animal, man.
02:14:55.000 You see that crocodile they just caught?
02:14:57.000 In the Philippines?
02:14:58.000 Yeah, I did.
02:14:59.000 Holy shit!
02:15:00.000 And they're like, this is going to be the star of our new zoo, because it's this impoverished Filipino village.
02:15:04.000 Fuck.
02:15:05.000 Yeah, it's enormous.
02:15:06.000 They set up a bunch of traps for this thing, and it broke all their traps, and it killed a fisherman, a local fisherman.
02:15:10.000 The thing is 21 feet long.
02:15:14.000 God damn it!
02:15:18.000 Crocodiles, perfect example.
02:15:19.000 If they weren't real, and there were stories of this thing that can hold its breath for hours and it eats water buffalo, you'd be like, get the fuck out of here, that thing's not real.
02:15:30.000 Can you imagine how 21 feet, how big that is?
02:15:32.000 Just look in this room.
02:15:34.000 That's insane.
02:15:34.000 It's bigger than this room.
02:15:36.000 Yeah, it's bigger than its tail.
02:15:37.000 And it's not like a slender animal.
02:15:40.000 I mean, the back is like this.
02:15:42.000 It's like up to navel height.
02:15:44.000 That's ridiculous.
02:15:44.000 Yeah, and they all wrapped this fucking thing up.
02:15:47.000 All these little Lilliputians took this Gullivore Travel fucking animal down and tied it up in ropes and they were parading it around the town.
02:15:54.000 It's crazy to see, man.
02:15:56.000 It is fucking monstrous.
02:15:57.000 Have you ever seen Hogzilla?
02:15:59.000 Yes.
02:16:00.000 Yes.
02:16:00.000 Holy shit.
02:16:01.000 Have you ever seen it, Brian?
02:16:02.000 It sounds familiar, but I don't know.
02:16:04.000 Well, in Georgia, in a lot of parts of the South.
02:16:06.000 It's like the size of a Volkswagen Beetle.
02:16:07.000 It's fucking huge.
02:16:09.000 It's a pig.
02:16:09.000 It's a super...
02:16:10.000 Well, it's a cross between a wild boar and a feral hog.
02:16:15.000 And pigs, a lot of people don't realize this, but pigs are one of the strangest animals known to be in captivity because when they get out, they have a physiological change when they go into the wild...
02:16:28.000 As soon as you're not feeding them anymore, they change their appearance.
02:16:32.000 Their tusks grow, their snout elongates, and their hair gets shaggy and thick.
02:16:37.000 And it starts happening three weeks after they come free.
02:16:40.000 Really?
02:16:40.000 Yeah.
02:16:40.000 Wow, it's like a werewolf.
02:16:41.000 It's nuts.
02:16:41.000 It is like a werewolf.
02:16:42.000 When you have that pig that's in your sty and he's got white hair and he's all cute and pink and he comes over and nuzzles against you and you can pat him on the head and a nice piggy piggy.
02:16:52.000 When that pig goes out into the woods, his nose stretches out, his hair gets furry, and his fangs grow.
02:16:58.000 It's fucking terrifying.
02:16:58.000 He could be a grown pig.
02:17:00.000 He could be a fully grown pig, but once he gets out into the wild, there's a physiological change when they become feral.
02:17:06.000 It's very interesting.
02:17:07.000 The domesticated versions, they have a change of their actual appearance, their biology changes.
02:17:14.000 It's pretty trippy, man.
02:17:17.000 Have you seen Hugzilla yet?
02:17:19.000 Yeah, I'm putting it up right now.
02:17:21.000 We didn't explain what it is.
02:17:23.000 Yeah, it's an amazing shot.
02:17:26.000 Have you ever read Born to Run?
02:17:28.000 No.
02:17:28.000 It's a really good book, but it talks about the evolution of mankind.
02:17:32.000 There are a lot of theories, but they...
02:17:34.000 One of the theories is that part of the reason we evolved and were able to kill animals that provided more protein, which led to a larger brain, etc.
02:17:42.000 That's not even the big one.
02:17:43.000 There's a bigger one than that.
02:17:44.000 There's one with a guy standing with a rifle.
02:17:46.000 Is that we could run on two legs while keeping our heads steady.
02:17:51.000 And it's because of this, I think it's a nuchal ligament at the base of the skull, which is unique to humans.
02:17:56.000 And if you look at a pig, for example, when it runs, its head bobs all over the place like a bobblehead.
02:18:02.000 And that hominids or homo sapiens developed that nuchal ligament that allowed them to endurance run after animals and kill and secure more protein.
02:18:12.000 Wow.
02:18:13.000 Yeah, pretty wild stuff.
02:18:13.000 Born to Run is a great book.
02:18:15.000 Highly recommend it.
02:18:16.000 It's fascinating to me when they try to go back in time.
02:18:19.000 They recently found some proto-hominid skeletons that were one point.
02:18:27.000 The whole origin of the species into question.
02:18:31.000 It's fascinating to me when they just go back in time and discover these things.
02:18:35.000 How about those little hobbit people that they recently found that existed as recently as 15, 20,000 years ago?
02:18:42.000 There's little tiny, three-foot-tall hobbit-like people.
02:18:44.000 I love this stuff.
02:18:46.000 I love when they don't know, and then all of a sudden some new thing comes up, and they go, oh, whoa, I guess they were using tools a million years ago.
02:18:54.000 Like, fuck.
02:18:55.000 Yeah.
02:18:56.000 Oh, I guess they were domesticating livestock.
02:18:58.000 Here's the thing they figured out recently in Saudi Arabia.
02:19:00.000 They've found clear evidence of the domestication of horses 6,000 years earlier than they previously thought people were doing it.
02:19:08.000 Wow.
02:19:08.000 So now they're like, holy fuck.
02:19:12.000 You've heard of this Gobekli Tepe?
02:19:14.000 Have you heard of this?
02:19:15.000 No.
02:19:15.000 Is this a site?
02:19:16.000 It's a site in Turkey.
02:19:18.000 Oh, I have heard of this.
02:19:19.000 Yes.
02:19:19.000 Yeah, I don't know the details, but I recognize them.
02:19:21.000 Amazing archaeological discovery.
02:19:22.000 These 15, 20-foot high pillars of stone that's been carved, along with animals that aren't even living on this continent.
02:19:32.000 So they're like, what the fuck, man?
02:19:34.000 These animals aren't even from here, man.
02:19:35.000 How the hell did these get over here?
02:19:36.000 Why are these on these things?
02:19:38.000 What is this 12,000-year-old complex structure that we find?
02:19:42.000 And they're still unearthing it.
02:19:43.000 They discovered it in the 90s.
02:19:45.000 Like a farmer stumbled upon this thing and then started digging.
02:19:49.000 I was like, what the fuck is this?
02:19:50.000 And then he realized it's a giant stone pillar.
02:19:52.000 And this whole community had been on purpose.
02:19:55.000 Someone had buried it.
02:19:56.000 It's almost like they made a little time capsule and they covered it.
02:20:00.000 They're pretty positive that it was a man-made act of covering it and that someone covered it thousands and thousands of years ago and they just luckily stumbled upon it.
02:20:11.000 It's so wild.
02:20:12.000 It's amazing.
02:20:13.000 The stuff that blows my mind too is thinking of the actual mechanics, like the mechanical engineering that someone would have to use to put up these pillars or like Stonehenge or things like that.
02:20:25.000 It's like, how the fuck Well, even how about Stonehenge?
02:20:28.000 We don't understand who made Stonehenge, but we know who made Egypt.
02:20:32.000 We know these are the people, this is their writing.
02:20:35.000 How did they get that obelisk up there?
02:20:36.000 What the fuck, man?
02:20:37.000 We know those people did it.
02:20:39.000 It's written.
02:20:40.000 It has all their language from the top to the bottom.
02:20:42.000 It's all written in their hieroglyphs.
02:20:44.000 So what the fuck, man?
02:20:45.000 How did you do that?
02:20:46.000 It's wild.
02:20:47.000 Everything's enormous.
02:20:48.000 Some of those perfectly cut obelisks, those are almost as fascinating to me as the pyramid.
02:20:53.000 Because the pyramid, yeah, the stones are all big, but did you push them in place?
02:20:57.000 It's all a matter of how did you push them.
02:20:58.000 If it was just one stone, I'd be like, that's not that big of a deal.
02:21:02.000 So you moved one stone.
02:21:03.000 It's the fact that you moved 2,300,000 of them that makes you think.
02:21:07.000 That's amazing.
02:21:07.000 But the obelisks?
02:21:09.000 Just one.
02:21:10.000 Just one of them.
02:21:10.000 You're like, what the fuck?
02:21:11.000 How did you do that?
02:21:12.000 How the fuck did you make that giant stone thing with all the carving 50 fucking feet tall made out of one piece of stone?
02:21:19.000 Jesus Christ.
02:21:21.000 Some of those amazing structures of pharaohs that are like 20, 30 feet high and you're looking at them and you're like, what the fuck?
02:21:29.000 5,000 years ago?
02:21:31.000 6,000 years ago they were doing this?
02:21:33.000 The ones that blew my mind too are the aqueducts that were made in Roman times that still work.
02:21:40.000 That's nuts.
02:21:42.000 Human ingenuity, man.
02:21:42.000 Do you subscribe to the idea, and this is a reoccurring subject on this podcast, that humanity is going through cycles of really high levels of understanding and knowledge and then cataclysmic disaster or human-based disaster?
02:21:55.000 Oh, for sure.
02:21:55.000 You think so?
02:21:56.000 Oh, yeah.
02:21:56.000 I mean, I think if you look at the Roman Empire and you look at the growth and decline of the U.S. Empire, it's parallel after parallel after parallel.
02:22:04.000 Distributing military is one of the first symptoms of preceding the decline.
02:22:11.000 I think point for point you can look at these meteoric rises and then catastrophic falls.
02:22:18.000 It's just like a pulse.
02:22:19.000 It's like a breathing in and breathing out.
02:22:21.000 It's just a complicated cycle, and it's almost inevitable.
02:22:24.000 Yeah.
02:22:24.000 I mean, I've...
02:22:26.000 I think so, yeah.
02:22:29.000 Obviously, right now in the stage we're at, we talk about military, we talk about depletion of the resources, polluting the planet.
02:22:35.000 This is almost all active things that we can control.
02:22:38.000 But what about giant things that happen, shifting of the polar ice caps, asteroid impact, things along those lines that very likely have had, we believe, at least, I think they think five mass extinctions in the history of the planet.
02:22:54.000 And who knows how many little baby ones along the way, like that one that you drive to Nevada and you see that mile-wide crater.
02:23:00.000 That's like nothing.
02:23:01.000 Oh, it's only a mile.
02:23:03.000 It's probably only like 15 feet long.
02:23:05.000 But meanwhile, everything from miles around near that thing was dead instantly.
02:23:09.000 I mean, how many of those hit all over the place that we're just not aware of because it was 10,000 years ago and now it's covered in jungle wherever the impact was?
02:23:17.000 Oh, yeah.
02:23:18.000 I mean, if we're having trouble tracking the evolution of our own species, the amount of...
02:23:25.000 I think the limits of our knowledge at this point are so incredibly vast.
02:23:31.000 I think there are also very natural cycles.
02:23:34.000 If you look at just population growth, for example, you look at elderly economies and how that affects their rise and decline.
02:23:40.000 Japan, negative growth rates, places like in certain countries in Europe.
02:23:45.000 You can just predict this stuff like 10, 20 years out.
02:23:51.000 But I think that things grow and then they die.
02:23:56.000 That's just the cycle.
02:23:57.000 And you can apply that to people.
02:23:58.000 You can apply it to just about any life form.
02:24:01.000 You can also apply it to companies.
02:24:03.000 You can apply it to countries.
02:24:05.000 If you had to extrapolate, what we know now is that we had a bunch of disenfranchised Europeans and various people from all over the world.
02:24:13.000 They found this spot that just 10,000 years ago had been covered with a mile-high sheet of ice.
02:24:18.000 The climate shifts.
02:24:20.000 All of a sudden, North America becomes viable property.
02:24:23.000 Everybody moves here.
02:24:24.000 We establish this new...
02:24:26.000 Sort of a civilization, what we believe is the most advanced or percolating at the highest levels when it comes to military and money and economy and creativity, this one pile called the United States.
02:24:43.000 If you had to extrapolate and look at the trends and look at what's next, what do you think could be next?
02:24:49.000 Because, I mean, this is a place that was created just a few lifetimes ago, really.
02:24:54.000 In the 1700s, in the course of human history, it's a very small amount of time.
02:24:59.000 In the course of the history of the world, it's merely a blink of an eye.
02:25:02.000 It's nothing.
02:25:02.000 But in that time, this new type of civilization, supposedly new type, really bullshit at the end.
02:25:08.000 I mean, it becomes just as corrupt as all the other ones before.
02:25:11.000 Sure.
02:25:11.000 But the idea of it, this was the first in history like this.
02:25:15.000 You know, the people were like, fuck where you're at.
02:25:17.000 Get in a boat.
02:25:18.000 Come on over here.
02:25:19.000 We got a new spot.
02:25:20.000 We're just going to get away from those douchebags and we're going to try our own thing out.
02:25:24.000 Is it possible that that could happen again?
02:25:26.000 Is it possible that, you know...
02:25:30.000 I mean, I can't imagine it.
02:25:34.000 But I do imagine this sometimes.
02:25:36.000 When Bush won the second term in 2004, I fucking seriously thought about moving to Canada.
02:25:41.000 I really did.
02:25:42.000 I was like, this place is going to get blown up.
02:25:44.000 These crazy assholes invading all these countries on dubious evidence.
02:25:48.000 And it turns out they lied about a bunch of different shit and weapons of mass destruction.
02:25:52.000 From the moment they got in, there was an idea to go over there.
02:25:55.000 And this was just what they could find to fit their agenda.
02:25:58.000 And they shove all the facts and pseudo-facts into one situation just so they can force this on people.
02:26:03.000 I was like, we're going to get blown up.
02:26:04.000 I don't want to get blown up.
02:26:05.000 I'm going to fucking go to Canada where nobody fucks with anybody.
02:26:08.000 Yeah, I think that a lot of people, for example, are concerned about China and India.
02:26:12.000 So it's sort of like China versus the U.S. And that doesn't scare me.
02:26:16.000 I'm actually very bearish on China.
02:26:19.000 But I think that what is not obvious to most people is that at the highest levels of government private enterprise, you have this military industrial complex that spans across these countries.
02:26:34.000 And that's the stuff that really scares me.
02:26:36.000 And having centralized food production, that scares me.
02:26:40.000 What doesn't scare me about China is China's not trying to conquer the world.
02:26:43.000 They're trying to do business.
02:26:44.000 Yeah, I think they're doing some fucked up things to some of their towns as far as pollution.
02:26:49.000 China has some of the worst standards.
02:26:52.000 It's horrible.
02:26:53.000 I've seen there's a video online of one city in China that you live there and it's like smoking three packs of cigarettes a day.
02:27:00.000 It's incredible.
02:27:01.000 They had cameras.
02:27:02.000 I believe it was one of those Vice Guide to TVs.
02:27:05.000 I think it was a VBS.TV doc.
02:27:06.000 And they went there and they were filming the air.
02:27:10.000 And you're looking up and you're like, oh my god, this is impossible.
02:27:12.000 These people are breathing coal.
02:27:13.000 They're just breathing in coal in the air.
02:27:15.000 But China's not trying to conquer the world.
02:27:18.000 They're just trying to make money.
02:27:19.000 They'll be very well positioned if they do want to conquer the world.
02:27:23.000 Because what they've been doing, I mean, I lived in Argentina for a bit, and then I was in Africa, in Kenya for the first time, and they're buying, they're very smart about acquiring resources and pipelines for petroleum, and also buying mines for production of things like copper.
02:27:41.000 They've been absolutely brilliant.
02:27:43.000 I mean, you go to a place like Argentina, which is, I think it's the eighth largest country in the world, and because of the range from tropics, like Iguazu Falls in Brazil, which borders Argentina, All the way down to Antarctica, they're very rich natural resources.
02:27:56.000 And you go there, and in all the major cities, you have the Chinese Trade Bureau.
02:28:00.000 U.S., nowhere to be found.
02:28:02.000 Then you go to Kenya, and you look around, everything being built, Chinese.
02:28:05.000 And they've been very smart about it.
02:28:08.000 And I think that that also, maybe we're digressing a little bit, but that's okay, is there is a benefit at times to very clear hierarchy.
02:28:18.000 And having that top-down type of governance.
02:28:21.000 I think that democracy does have weaknesses, and one of them is oftentimes speed.
02:28:29.000 So in an accelerating world, I'm not saying democracy is a bad thing.
02:28:32.000 I think it's one of the better systems we have, but it's very hard to compete.
02:28:36.000 With a single vision.
02:28:38.000 Yeah, with a sort of unified, top-down vision.
02:28:42.000 Capitalist dictatorship.
02:28:43.000 They want to change something?
02:28:45.000 Great.
02:28:45.000 Five guys snap their fingers and make it happen.
02:28:48.000 It doesn't have to go through the House.
02:28:49.000 It doesn't have to go through the Senate.
02:28:51.000 It doesn't have to sit around and have these lobbyists fuck with it and so forth and so on.
02:28:54.000 I think there are pros and cons, but they're certainly a lot faster.
02:28:57.000 The system that we have in place, obviously, is a fucking mess.
02:29:00.000 I just don't know how anybody would ever replace it.
02:29:02.000 We had a guy here the other day, Pinchbeck, also believe that society is going to collapse 100%.
02:29:07.000 He believes that.
02:29:08.000 What does it look like when that happens?
02:29:10.000 That's what I said.
02:29:11.000 First of all, I said, how can you say anything's going to happen 100%?
02:29:14.000 That's one of the most silly things you could ever say.
02:29:16.000 Because how do you know that your fucking head's not going to explode right there while we're talking?
02:29:20.000 You could have an aneurysm.
02:29:21.000 Nobody knows they're coming.
02:29:22.000 They just happen.
02:29:22.000 How do you know that we're not going to get hit by a meteor?
02:29:24.000 How do we know that a comet's not going to fucking push Earth off its axis?
02:29:28.000 It's too far from the sun.
02:29:29.000 We all fucking freeze to death.
02:29:31.000 Shit like this happens in the solar system.
02:29:33.000 It happens all the time.
02:29:34.000 All the time.
02:29:35.000 Planets hit other planets.
02:29:36.000 Galaxies collide with other galaxies.
02:29:38.000 How the fuck can you tell me society's 100% going to collapse?
02:29:41.000 I mean, that seems really silly.
02:29:43.000 I don't think that's even close to the case.
02:29:46.000 I don't think society has to collapse.
02:29:47.000 I just think it's not going to stay this way.
02:29:50.000 I think that's pretty obvious.
02:29:51.000 It's changing.
02:29:52.000 It's moving.
02:29:52.000 It's not going to stay this way.
02:29:54.000 People are obviously fed up with the financial system that we have in place right now, but what are they doing about it?
02:30:00.000 What can be done about it?
02:30:01.000 What's the substitution they suggest?
02:30:05.000 Yeah, there's another book that was recommended to me by a guy named Matt Mullenweg.
02:30:10.000 He was one of the lead developers of WordPress.
02:30:13.000 What was his name again?
02:30:13.000 Matt Mullenweg.
02:30:15.000 Matt Mullenweg.
02:30:16.000 Yeah, a really smart guy.
02:30:18.000 And he introduced me to The Black Swan by Nassim Taleb, which is really about rare events and how poor humans are at predicting or even planning for rare events.
02:30:27.000 It's a great book, though.
02:30:28.000 It's like a guide to critical thinking.
02:30:30.000 It's awesome.
02:30:32.000 But the analogy that he uses in that book is just because the Thanksgiving turkey hasn't been killed for 200 days doesn't mean it's not going to get killed, whereas we always do this.
02:30:42.000 Financial markets, relationships, whatever it might be, it'll be like, well, it hasn't happened so far, so it can't happen.
02:30:46.000 I call it the ant hill effect.
02:30:48.000 This is my analogy.
02:30:50.000 I say, when you see an ant hill sitting out in the field, that ant hill might have been there for a year.
02:30:54.000 Those ants might have been patiently constructing this giant mound, and there's a million ants in there going to work every single day, and every day that they've been alive, that ant hill's been there.
02:31:04.000 But one day there's a little fat kid in the field, and he sees that ant hill, and he stomps the fucking shit out of it, and not a single ant ever sees him coming.
02:31:12.000 And he's just sitting there hitting it with sticks.
02:31:13.000 He pours gasoline on it.
02:31:15.000 He lights it on fire.
02:31:16.000 He shits on it.
02:31:17.000 He pisses on it.
02:31:18.000 Why?
02:31:18.000 Because he could.
02:31:19.000 Because he wanted to.
02:31:20.000 And that could have happened any day.
02:31:21.000 That's the universe.
02:31:23.000 The universe is a fat kid stomping and shitting on your anthill.
02:31:29.000 I mean, really, that's what it is, right?
02:31:33.000 It all could happen at any moment.
02:31:34.000 Yellowstone is my number one freakout.
02:31:36.000 You know, the super volcano?
02:31:38.000 You're not aware?
02:31:38.000 Oh, no.
02:31:39.000 Oh, son.
02:31:41.000 The caldera volcano that is 300 kilometers wide.
02:31:46.000 Where is this?
02:31:47.000 It's Yellowstone itself.
02:31:48.000 It's in Yellowstone National Park.
02:31:49.000 They did not know that Yellowstone was a giant volcano, a super volcano.
02:31:54.000 One of the ones that they, they call it an extinction event because it'll kill almost everything on the continent every six to eight hundred thousand years.
02:32:02.000 Wow.
02:32:02.000 The last time it happened was six hundred thousand years ago.
02:32:05.000 Oops.
02:32:05.000 So we literally do.
02:32:07.000 And they have thousands of earthquakes in Yellowstone every year.
02:32:10.000 Literally thousands of earthquakes.
02:32:12.000 And what Yellowstone is is a gigantic supervolcano.
02:32:16.000 What a caldera volcano is, it's a volcano that builds up and when it explodes, it's so violent that it literally blows the top off and just becomes a flat crater.
02:32:26.000 Like there's nothing left.
02:32:27.000 Just the entire volcano explodes.
02:32:29.000 The whole thing shoots up into the fucking sky and everyone dies.
02:32:32.000 It just fucks everything up.
02:32:34.000 And they realize that this happens, like I said, every supposedly six to eight hundred thousand years is a major eruption that just fucking blows up and This is about banking on retirement in 40 years.
02:32:45.000 It's not a good idea.
02:32:45.000 You just never know when Caldera is going to hit you.
02:32:48.000 In closing, what advice would you give people?
02:32:51.000 What is the best advice that you can give someone to live a fun and productive life?
02:32:59.000 I'll actually do another recommendation.
02:33:01.000 I would say you need to train yourself to recognize what's in your control, out of your control, and then not emotionally over-respond to things outside of your control.
02:33:10.000 The best guide to that that I've ever found is Letters from a Stoic written by Seneca.
02:33:14.000 It was written 2,000 years ago.
02:33:16.000 It's a series of letters, short letters, from Seneca, who's the most successful playwright, investment banker, advisor to the emperor, as well as philosopher of his day.
02:33:25.000 And it could just as easily apply today.
02:33:28.000 So I would say that would be, it's a short book, that would be my recommendation.
02:33:32.000 Well, my favorite things are reading inspirational books and blog entries and listening to books on tapes by people who have done what you've done, spend a lot of time breaking things down, and there's so much insight that people can get from your books, from 4-Hour Work Week and 4-Hour Body and the videos that you put online.
02:33:52.000 I think you're doing an awesome thing, man, and anybody who does things along these lines, you're putting out Yeah, my pleasure.
02:34:11.000 I'd love to come back.
02:34:12.000 And if anybody wants to follow Tim on Twitter, it's Tferris, T-F-E-R-R-I-S-S, two R's, two S's.
02:34:19.000 And of course, Red Band is Red Band, and I'm Joe Rogan.
02:34:22.000 And the upcoming dates that we've got going on, I'm going to be in New Orleans at September It's almost sold out.
02:34:32.000 That's September 16th.
02:34:33.000 Denver, Colorado on the 23rd.
02:34:35.000 That's almost sold out, too.
02:34:36.000 That's at the Paramount Theater.
02:34:37.000 That's a big place.
02:34:37.000 And that's with Joey Diaz and Ari Shafir.
02:34:40.000 And then we're going to do Washington, D.C., the Warner Center on the 30th.
02:34:44.000 That's almost sold out, too.
02:34:46.000 And then Houston, Texas just went on sale, and that's October 7th.
02:34:49.000 That's going to be at the Verizon Wireless Theater.
02:34:51.000 And that's Brendan Walsh and Joey Diaz.
02:34:56.000 Joey Diaz and Brendan Walsh are doing that one.
02:34:58.000 And that's it, fuckers.
02:35:00.000 Tomorrow night, Anthony Bourdain, same time, 3 p.m.
02:35:03.000 Should be a fun one.
02:35:05.000 Thank you to everybody.
02:35:06.000 Thanks for coming by the Ice House this weekend.
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02:35:10.000 And look for another new podcast that we do.
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02:35:55.000 Thank you, Tim, for coming by.
02:35:56.000 I had an awesome time.
02:35:57.000 Thanks for having me.
02:35:58.000 Tim Ferriss, four-hour work week, the four-hour body.
02:36:01.000 Go buy his books, ladies and gentlemen.
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02:36:04.000 Website is 4hourblog.com.
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