In this episode of the Joe Rogan Experience podcast, I talk about the legalization of marijuana and why I think it should be legal for all kids. I also talk about why I don t think kids should be allowed to get drunk until they're in their 20s and how they should be taught to be responsible with their time and money by parents who allow their kids to get high before they're old enough to have their own kids do the same. I'm not going to shut up about it, and I'm going to be vocal about it until there's no possibility that I can get thrown in jail for it. This is for the kids, too, so I'm making a stand here. I don't care if it's legal or not, I just want my kids to have the same opportunities to grow up in a safe and positive environment as everyone else. I think weed should be legalized so they don't have to deal with it the same way other kids do. I know it's a controversial topic, but it's something that needs to be talked about. And I'm tired of the tired ass argument that it's bad for our kids and that we should wait till they're older to have access to it. I think we should let them have the chance to try it before it's legalized so that they're not setting bad examples for their kids. If it's not legal, then they won't have the opportunity to do it until they are older and have a better life and have the freedom to do what they want to do the things they want. Joe Rogans Experience Podcast, I hope you enjoy this episode and that you enjoy it! Enjoy! -Joe Rogans podcast. -J.Rogan Experience Podcast -The J.R. Podcast - The J.J. Experience Podcast is brought to you by Onnit, the makers of AlphaBrain, whatever, the number 1 sex toy for men? Jolt Servers, the best sex toy in the world? -the most underrated sex toy on the internet? J-J-Rogan Podcast, the ultimate sex toy ever? - the J-Rodger Experience Podcast? - J-ROGAN EPISODES, the podcast you don't want to miss this episode? , the most awesome sex toy you'll ever hear about? . , and more! , I'll be giving you 15% off of The Fleshlight?
00:01:40.000When I first started buying weed before we had...
00:01:44.000Before we had licenses, I would always buy mad quantities because I didn't want to have to deal with those dudes, but I always had just way too much weed laying around.
00:03:54.000And that's what people aren't willing to accept.
00:03:56.000So many people want to think that it shows a negative image or it sends a negative message that you need something to get through your life with.
00:05:09.000It's like what you're saying is the lazy people with no ambition who aren't that bright, pot gets a hold of them, it's going to fuck up their life.
00:05:19.000You come to certain roadblocks or certain things in your life where you have to sort of make decisions about your behavior, where you sort of have to reassess yourself, and if you can't get through the weed hurdle, Really?
00:05:34.000How the fuck are you going to deal with the real world if you can't get through the hurdle of weed?
00:05:43.000When I smoke pot, yeah, I can say a lot of silly shit and you get weird and start talking about the universe, but what it is to me is the truth.
00:05:51.000Anything that's bullshit, anything that's a lie, anything that's like...
00:05:56.000Blatantly misleading when you're high is just glaring.
00:07:34.000in the beginning, in the beginning, they tried to scare everybody by saying that weed made you kill, it made you crazy, you'll jump out of windows, you'll kill people.
00:08:09.000The reason why they don't say that you go crazy and you jump out of windows and you kill people and all that shit anymore is because people got hip to it.
00:08:17.000They believed it in the 30s and the 40s, but then people were smoking weed in the 50s and 60s.
00:08:22.000They were like, it's not making me crazy.
00:10:09.000If you can get paranoid, if you can't handle all that information, you want to suppress a lot of that shit, don't get high.
00:10:15.000If you've got a lot of crazy, stressful things on your mind, things that are making you nervous, you've got to talk to some people, but you don't know how to say...
00:10:21.000You might get fired from your job, or your wife might be cheating on you, or whatever.
00:10:25.000You're thinking about all that shit...
00:10:28.000If you smoke weed, you're going to focus on that.
00:10:31.000I recommend that you start smoking weed around 28, 30. I never recommend weed to kids.
00:10:53.000So you'll appreciate it the later you wait.
00:10:55.000I would say wait till 30. Jack Herrera, the greatest hemp activist out there, started smoking weed when he was 35. He was totally anti-weed, just like me, just like Joe.
00:13:25.000Researchers led by Catherine McLean, a postdoctoral student at John Hopkins University, analyzed personality data on 52 participants, average age of 46 years old, who had participated in the group's earlier research on the drug.
00:13:38.000These volunteers took psilocybin during two to five sessions at various doses under highly controlled conditions at the hospital.
00:13:46.000They were also given personality tests before taking psilocybin and again a couple months after each drug session and then again about a year later.
00:13:56.000And so what they're saying is that all these people have all said that it turns you into a better person.
00:14:03.000It had a positive effect on their personality.
00:15:40.000I'm going to tell him the truth about weed, and I'm going to tell him that he should not smoke until he's 28 to 30. Why would you want him to wait so long, though?
00:15:50.000Dude, I've been smoking since I was 15, and I appreciate the fuck out of every time I smoke it.
00:15:54.000Not everybody, but there are some people, and I've met some people.
00:15:56.000You might not be the best example, son.
00:15:58.000Well, I would think the older you get, when I get older, I've noticed I'm more concerned about my health, because your health starts to go when you're getting old.
00:16:05.000I think if I were to start smoking weed when I was 30, I would even be more freaked out.
00:16:09.000You say this, but yet, how do you smoke weed and smoke cigarettes at the same time?
00:16:15.000I have one in each hand, and I just go from back and forth.
00:16:17.000I would think that if I was smoking weed and I was also smoking cigarettes, the fact that I was smoking cigarettes would start to freak me out so bad that I would quit.
00:16:25.000I would realize how ridiculous it is and how crazy and terrible it is.
00:16:29.000We all know it's ridiculous and terrible and horrible for your body, but we're also addicted to it.
00:16:33.000Why don't you just carry around a pack of joints and just smoke joints all day?
00:17:05.000My point, Brian, was that I was saying some people that have been smoking since they were like 11 or 12 or whatever, I know some serious artists.
00:20:19.000Well, that new Siri, there's a new intelligent assistant that helps you out, and they did a demo today, which is a thing that you push, and you pretty much ask it any question you want.
00:20:26.000You could be like, schedule me an appointment at 5 p.m.
00:20:30.000on Friday, and then it will open up your calendar and go, do you want me to schedule this?
00:21:29.000Like, the way it picks up the things that you're saying, it's super accurate.
00:21:33.000The thing that they showed today looks even more amazing than that.
00:21:36.000And they also announced something that we talked about earlier, about an idea I've had since I was a kid.
00:21:40.000And now they have it as a feature on the phone, and I'm like, shit.
00:21:43.000Should I? They call it, I forget what it's called, but mine was called Snail Mail, where it was where, I don't know if you remember, you would write an email to this company and the company would write it out in hand form and then send it to somebody.
00:21:55.000And I originally said, I thought of the idea because I wanted, when my grandmother was still alive, I wanted to be able to email my grandmother, but then have somebody handwrite it and then send it to my grandmother.
00:22:04.000Well, now they just announced it on this new iPhone that it's a feature, and I forget what they call it, but that's one of the new features now.
00:24:05.000It is one of Apple's dumbest, clumsiest fucking designs.
00:24:08.000Well, I don't think you're going to have to worry about it too much anymore because this processor is two times faster now, and the graphics are seven times faster.
00:24:15.000Yeah, but still the fact that all these applications stay open and running in the background is dumb as fuck.
00:24:42.000But it only supposedly, I thought, only kept the first four.
00:24:45.000It might show all the other programs, but it's only actually using the first four.
00:24:48.000That is cool, though, because I have had to tweet something that somebody sent me in a text, and then I copy in the text, and I go right back to the tweet, and it's right on the same page.
00:24:56.000That's exactly where it was, which it wouldn't be if I had to close it and open it every time.
00:25:24.000That's the processor thing for the most part.
00:25:28.000I mean you can be running four intensive programs.
00:25:31.000Like if you had something crazy on like Ustream Broadcast, or I don't even know if that's an intense program, or a video game, that might slow it down a lot.
00:25:37.000But this is two times faster now, so you probably won't be having that problem if that is the case of those four programs previously.
00:25:43.000Another thing that's very interesting that this new phone supposedly has is it has two antennas.
00:25:48.000One antenna that sends, one antenna that receives, instead of it both happening at the same time.
00:26:13.000I don't know which one of the websites I read about it, but basically they had duplicated 4G speeds with a 3G device, or what some people consider 4G speeds.
00:26:25.000Because there's some bunk-ass 4G. If you get that Verizon 4G, that's badass, man.
00:26:30.000I got one of those laptop cards, man, at the airport.
00:26:33.000If you're in a place where it's 4G, it's amazing.
00:26:40.000What I want to know, though, is this new version, and it sounds like what you're talking about, this would make sense, is this new version for Verizon, are you going to be able to talk and do data at the same time now?
00:26:54.000The 4G, anything that's 4G. All right, so this isn't 4G. That was one of the big things that I think because the network's not ready for iPhone.
00:28:51.000I mean, how does that interact with our cells?
00:28:53.000The fact that all these different Wi-Fi signals and, you know...
00:28:56.000Dude, if we could put on one of those infrared goggles, but you could see...
00:29:03.000signal and the information coming through if you could just see everything you know what i mean we're in a sea of like frequencies who the fuck knows what that actually looks like someone knows how it works like who the fuck figured out how a cell phone works you know what i mean now we're sending video through the air someone figured out that there was like some tracks that we could put I'm like, Jesus, that's magic.
00:29:30.000And when you're in a place that has nothing, there's a certain sound to the silence, like of the mountains.
00:29:37.000There's a certain sound where it's almost like...
00:29:40.000All around us isn't really a sound, but just a very low frequency that we can't tune into.
00:29:47.000Imagine if it just affects your everyday consciousness.
00:29:51.000If your everyday consciousness is just slightly pressured by all of these vibrations that are around you all the time, all these cell phone signals and fucking Wi-Fi signals and satellite signals and radio signals and...
00:31:14.000As technology just snowballs, the more access we have to instant information, like infinite information, the more free we feel, the more we can keep track of.
00:32:36.000And so his body was like, you know, everywhere.
00:32:38.000And he broke like every single bone in his body, was still alive, and tried to crawl out, but he couldn't move because everything was broken.
00:32:46.000And for 10 days, he sat down there with this dead guy living off of grass and bugs.
00:32:52.000And there was like a little creek water, I guess he would drink.
00:36:22.000Well, now it's a good idea because now the chips are slowly shrinking to the point where you could get all that in one phone.
00:36:30.000But if you ever look at the satellite phones, there's a reason why they're big, giant bricks.
00:36:34.000I mean, the receiver has to be completely different than a little tiny one that's in a phone.
00:36:37.000That's got to be the new pimp floss thing.
00:36:39.000It's also, nowadays, cars have it built in.
00:36:42.000Like, my car has a feature in it that you can turn on that if I get in a car accident, it automatically detects my GPS and sends it and calls 911 for me.
00:37:15.000No way that OnStar even is monitoring how fast you're driving or doing anything like that.
00:37:19.000I thought it saves information if you're in a wreck that can find out that you're speeding.
00:37:24.000It might save it, but there's so many cars that have OnStar and the fact that they actually have people sitting there going, alright, he's going 120 over here.
00:37:30.000There's no one monitoring that unless you get in a car accident.
00:39:18.00055 miles an hour, what kind of car do you have?
00:39:20.000Maybe if you're a fucking old jalopy back when they instituted that speed limit, it made sense.
00:39:25.000Because if you were going more than 55 miles an hour in an old fucking Chevy Nova, one of those six-cylinder shitboxes, those brakes suck, dude.
00:39:34.000If you were actually going fast in one of those cars, I mean, they're awesome cars when people rebuild them, don't get me wrong, but I mean...
00:39:41.000Compared to today's technology, the technology of those cars, they couldn't handle well and they couldn't brake well.
00:41:40.000So if somebody quotes a little piece of it, I might not even know what the fuck they're talking about.
00:41:45.000It seems so weird for something that for years you're so intimately connected to.
00:41:49.000But when you have material and then you abandon it and start on some new material, you fucking forget everything.
00:41:54.000Dude, when you started smoking weed, what was it, 32?
00:41:56.000Something like that, 31 or 32. You went from like pure dick jokes and relationship jokes and chick jokes and cock-blocking jokes and then right into your pyramid bit.
00:42:07.000You started smoking weed, you went into the pyramid bit.
00:42:10.000Dumb people are out fucking smart people at a staggering pace.
00:43:16.000Remember when the bear attacked the karate trainer?
00:43:18.000There was a guy who was a trainer and he's dressed in a karate outfit and he had a lady come on stage with him and the lady sat in the chair and the bear turned and looked at the lady and just started fucking her up.
00:44:47.000That's a big, crazy, unpredictable animal.
00:44:51.000There's a video of a dude who was training a bear, and he was training it with, I believe it was his brother or his cousin, someone who was a close family member.
00:44:59.000And the bear just turns on the guy for no reason and rips his throat out.
00:45:05.000It happens in 30, not even 30 seconds, 10 seconds, maybe, maximum, for no reason.
00:45:12.000They're all, had this bear in this room, the bear just turns on the guy, goes right at his neck and rips it out.
00:45:18.000And the guy bled out and died right there.
00:45:20.000Isn't it crazy that when these trained animals, a lot of them, when they attack, they don't kill them because it's like they give them another chance.
00:45:47.000I don't understand how anybody can convince anybody that a bear that has already killed a person who offered no threat whatsoever, that thing, if a person did that, you would kill them.
00:45:58.000You would give them the death penalty.
00:46:00.000In a right society, if you saw someone run up to someone for no reason and rip their throat out, you would kill them.
00:46:06.000Why the fuck would you give a bear more rights than you give a Maybe not kill the bear because I don't blame the bear for doing that, but lock him away somewhere or something.
00:46:18.000Don't continue to use him as a buffoon.
00:46:30.000A bear that you take and you train and you do all that with and then it turns and eats your brother's fucking throat in front of you, you're supposed to kill that thing.
00:46:37.000That crazy wild thing that you thought you were in control of.
00:46:53.000That's a terrible idea because then you set an animal loose that's used to being in contact with human beings and you set him out in the woods and he will find human beings.
00:47:00.000And it poses a direct threat to those people.
00:49:22.000So these whales, like you see them, and after a while, the top of their back is just destroyed from polar bears just biting them over and over and over and over again.
00:54:33.000So you set yourself in between these two speakers and then this video plays.
00:54:37.000And in the sensory deprivation environment, When you're in there, you are weightless and bodiless and you don't feel shit.
00:54:44.000You feel like you're flying through the universe and then all of a sudden this image appears right before you and the sound is to the side of you.
00:56:02.000Ultimately, there'll be waterproof iPhones that you could swim with and it translates what you're saying to dolphin language so that you could just communicate with dolphins.
00:57:03.000John Lilly, that was one of the reasons why he created what he rather uses, that he used the tank for.
00:57:08.000He used to put a tank, an isolation tank, right next to this dolphin tank, and he would drop acid and get in the tank and communicate with the dolphins.
00:57:16.000And he's like this pioneer in interspecies communication because of that.
00:57:46.000If you lived in a world, see, we live in a material world, as is the ocean.
00:57:52.000ocean is a material world but it's in a material world where you're not stuck to the ground you're going all over the place your world you're you are flying through your world everyone is flying through the world of the ocean it's a completely different experience to not be able to alter your environment to develop some sort of intelligence to the level that dolphins have and and orcas have to the point where they'll help people they recognize when people are in trouble and they help them like killer whales will like help people get to boats yes i want to see i want -
00:58:50.000I know people have been bitten or nudged or bumped and shit before, but I think they're pretty fucking easy going with people.
00:58:57.000There was something I read online a long time ago, but it turned out to be horse shit.
00:59:00.000It was that people used to get killed by killer whales all the time until fighter pilots in World War II started using orcas for target practice.
00:59:09.000You know, and they do do shit like that.
00:59:11.000I mean, they would use like killer whales or sharks or something like that for target practice when they're flying.
01:00:32.000If like a woman, a female dolphin had sex with a hundred male dolphins, when she gives birth and she has to watch over her child for the first three or four years, if she runs into, and she's by herself with her child, they're just swimming around, when they run into males, if those males have had sex with her, they'll leave her alone.
01:00:51.000If those males that run into her didn't have sex with her, they will kill that baby and then capture her and bring her into their little harem.
01:00:59.000They will kill the baby boy if it's not them.
01:04:03.000Well, the ones who can manipulate matter, they figure out a way to make tools and make vehicles to fly over to where you live and fuck you up.
01:04:12.000We don't think about it this way, but we're at war with the ocean.
01:04:15.000Yeah, and we're in an ocean of oxygen.
01:05:41.000They go, dude, we gotta fucking shave.
01:05:43.000So it's like a chemo thing at first, but then it became cool.
01:05:46.000Well, you know, there was like a run of people who thought it was offensive to ask women to shave their pussies.
01:05:52.000There was like a bit, you know, back in the day when women had bushes, I remember like the debates when it was like porn was starting to alter people's perceptions of what sexual organs should look like.
01:06:03.000I read something about this where they were discussing how, you know, women are upset that their husbands want them to shave their pussies and make it look like the porn girls.
01:06:13.000That it's offensive and it's objectifying.
01:06:18.000The only thing cool about a hairy pussy is I used to prefer hairy pussies in my early 20s, believe it or not, because girls that shave, sometimes if they didn't shave and they have that roughness, it's like your fucking sandpaper sometimes.
01:06:30.000But if they have a bush, it's all mushy and gushy and Have you ever heard of a Birkin?
01:07:21.000Yeah, it's a fake pubic hair you can buy.
01:07:23.000A lot of girls like to do the laser now down there and get all their pubic hair taken away and then they buy merkins if they ever want pubic hair.
01:09:13.000Asian people don't have thinner skin than us.
01:09:17.000They're not more sensitive to skin than light.
01:09:20.000If you look at redheads and true gingers compared to just a regular white person, there's a lot of differences that you would never even think of for some reason.
01:12:20.000People who make porn, there's that wish that they were legitimate.
01:12:25.000I remember talking to Ron Jeremy a bunch of times at the Comedy Store, and Ron was always telling me, yeah, I got a part in this thing, and I'm real excited.
01:13:29.000You thought that he would have a sense of humor and that he'd be joking around about it.
01:13:32.000Because if you said that about Brian or if you said that about Joey or said that about anybody else that we know, you said that about Ari, Ari would joke around and pretend to be a fucking action hero.
01:13:42.000But when you say it about a guy who really wants a legitimate career in movies...
01:13:47.000He was doing something with Roger Avery.
01:14:29.000They're all in denial, but everybody's doing it.
01:14:32.000Do you know that the NFL's trying to test for human growth hormone now?
01:14:35.000There was a big thing I was watching on, I never watch sports shows, but they were talking to the head guy, whoever the fucking head guy of the NFL is, and he's like, yeah, well, that was a part of the bargaining that we're going to test for human growth hormone, but the players' representatives, they're still debating the science, the science of testing for human growth hormone.
01:14:54.000We believe the science is there, and like, what are you talking about?
01:14:57.000What, are you going to have regular-sized people playing Can you imagine if it works and they totally get steroids out of NFL? It would be so silly.
01:15:04.000You could be 190 pounds and fucking play defensive linemen.
01:15:37.000If he'd have to deal with the Klitschkos.
01:15:39.000But I think he's one of those guys that there's a few guys where their mind is so fucking strong, their work ethic is so strong, and their ability to pull shit off.
01:15:49.000Like, Kane has got this fucking wicked belief in himself, man.
01:15:53.000You can see it in that dude's eyes before he goes out there and says, Yeah, and he's got that big Incan head.
01:17:49.000They're just the closest one to Las Vegas and L.A. Yeah.
01:17:53.000But, you know, I love Mexico, and I'm Mexican, in case you guys are all pissed off, but, you know, those borders out there, it's all the same shit, come on.
01:18:02.000It is, but the Mexicans figured out, especially in boxing, a way to be super fucking successful.
01:18:08.000You know, I mean, you can't discount, you know, and just say it's all the same shit, because Mexicans in particular have been really successful at boxing.
01:18:18.000You know, they've brought up some incredible boxers out of Mexico.
01:18:30.000They go for the most Mexican too, because when Julio Cesar Chavez was at his prime when he fought Oscar De La Hoya, well he was actually falling off his prime a little bit, and Oscar De La Hoya was rising.
01:19:17.000I want to say it was a Staples Center, but it might have been before the Staples Center even existed.
01:19:21.000I don't know where the fuck I saw him, but I saw him fight some other dude, some black dude that was pretty good, but Barrera beat his ass.
01:19:28.000We were all hanging out with Mexicans.
01:19:29.000It's me and my friend Terry Claibon, who's a boxing coach, and we're all watching this.
01:21:00.000Even if it's a guy who I thought was really good before, then all of a sudden they pull something off that's amazing and makes you look at them differently.
01:21:31.000I love that shit too, but I'm always pulling for cool new submissions because there's so much room for improvement in jiu-jitsu and MMA. There's so much room.
01:21:42.000I mean, it sounds kind of fucked up, but there's something special to me when a guy has reached the extraordinary heights that, like, Anderson Silva has.
01:21:51.000He's standing right in front of Yushin Okami, standing right in front of him with his hands down, his fists balled up, and you just realize, like, this poor fucking mouse is in a box with a cobra, and it's gonna get jacked.
01:23:32.000They don't feel like, you know, I don't know what they're thinking, but to me, it just seems like they don't have enough confidence in their guard.
01:23:40.000They've been doing jiu-jitsu a long time, and it's refreshing to see someone like T.J. Grant.
01:25:46.000Well, what it is is that people are realizing that there's a level that's possible to achieve that hasn't been demonstrated yet.
01:25:53.000And there's a lot of those people in straight jiu-jitsu, and there's a lot of those people in straight submission grappling, but in MMA, when you add in all the other things, we haven't seen anybody really pull it off.
01:26:04.000We haven't ever seen the way Marcelo Garcia went through all those competitors in Abu Dhabi in 2003. Remember when we first saw Marcelo in person?
01:26:12.000We're like, this guy is like a speed demon, the way he was going through people.
01:26:16.000The finality to his technique was so clean.
01:26:20.000But that's, you know, it's a different world when you add in wrestling, and when you add in punching, and you add in knees and kicks.
01:28:45.000I'm only just taking wild stabs at it because I don't think it's so good to cut We're good to go.
01:29:12.000That guy, when he's confident, when he's confident and he's real sure he's going to tag you, like he was at the finals of tough when he fought that Tommy Spears kid, when he's real confident that his stand-up is way better than you, he's so dangerous.
01:29:25.000He's one of the scariest guys at 170, even scarier than Tiago.
01:29:29.000Tiago Alves is probably the best technical striker, but Anthony Johnson, when he gets you hurt, he's the scariest guy.
01:31:31.00080%, 85% of MMA fighters today are just throwing the basic leg kick and then a head kick, occasionally maybe a spinning back kick or something.
01:31:44.000Well, usually those guys have a taekwondo or karate background because in normal MMA training, man, it's way harder to teach someone how to throw a side kick than it is how to teach them to throw a round kick.
01:31:54.000I can teach you to throw a low kick and to throw it correctly in a couple of steps.
01:31:59.000And any normal athlete, a football player, a baseball player, any normal athlete can perform that.
01:32:04.000But if I say, alright, do a wheel kick, I want you to do a wheel kick with power.
01:32:08.000Like, Jesus Christ, that takes a long time to learn.
01:32:12.000Even if you're a super athlete, it's going to take a while to pick up.
01:32:48.000Kung Lee's got the best 360 turning sidekick in the game.
01:32:52.000His sidekicks are one of the things that makes his fight with Vanderlei so interesting.
01:32:57.000Because when American kickboxers started fighting Thai fighters, they found two things out.
01:33:02.000One, they found out how difficult it is to deal with leg kicks.
01:33:04.000They were getting fucked up by leg kicks.
01:33:06.000But guys like Don Wilson, he learned leg kicks early on, and he fought a lot of leg kick fights.
01:33:14.000He realized how good the front leg side kick was, the front leg roundhouse kick, the kicks that the Thais weren't that good at.
01:33:21.000The Thais would throw the teep, but they would get close enough to each other to jack each other's legs.
01:33:25.000And when you fight that style where you kick the legs, you don't necessarily develop the techniques like the karate techniques.
01:33:32.000Because the karate techniques, a lot of them, when you're coming up through the ranks, they kind of get shut down by a lot of the Thai techniques.
01:33:38.000But if you learn karate before you learn Muay Thai, Then you have all that crazy dexterity for axe kicks and wheel kicks and all that shit that maybe wouldn't work as well if guys were kicking your legs.
01:33:49.000You might have a more conservative game.
01:33:51.000So guys that come up through the Taekwondo ranks, those are the ones who do wild, crazy shit because you can't get punched in the face in Taekwondo tournaments.
01:33:59.000So when those guys get into Muay Thai, that's Diego Nunes, that's Anderson Silva, that's also Edson Barbosa.
01:34:05.000They got all that shit in their back pocket.
01:34:12.000For kids that are dreaming about being UFC champions, to do some Taekwondo for a few years, just to get all the crazy kicks down and get your balance down?
01:34:22.000Maybe not even do Taekwondo by itself, but incorporate a couple of days of Taekwondo training into your training.
01:34:28.000Say if you were a new kid and you were trying to become an MMA fighter, What you should do is, at least one day a week, work on kicks.
01:34:37.000Because one of the things you can do by working on these wild kicks is, you know, forget about the sparring, forget about everything.
01:34:42.000You just want to work on the technique of the kick and learn how to kick things.
01:34:45.000Learn how to stretch out that front leg side kick, learn the wheel kick, learn the axe kick.
01:34:49.000Once you do it, if you do it with someone who's really good at it, you see, like, the high level.
01:34:54.000And then that's what you mirror in your mind, and that's what you try to recreate.
01:34:58.000And that's how you get really good at those things.
01:34:59.000When you add in kicks, a lot of those techniques go out the window.
01:35:03.000When you add in punches, a lot of those techniques go out the window.
01:35:07.000You add in punches, a lot of those techniques go out the window.
01:35:09.000You add in takedowns, a lot of those techniques go out the window.
01:35:12.000Unless you know how to check kicks, block takedowns, and you have good boxing.
01:35:18.000So you have to have all those other things.
01:35:22.000Because then you have all these other techniques.
01:35:24.000Then it's just another tool for the arsenal.
01:35:26.000But unless you have a fully rounded game, those tools become problems.
01:35:32.000Like the kicks, you rely on them too much and you drop your hands, you get punched in the face because you're not used to being punched in the face.
01:35:45.000See, that's the beauty of adding it in as, like, one day a week or two days a week where you just constantly work on only those techniques.
01:35:53.000You're doing all that other stuff, too.
01:35:55.000So you might actually be able to pull them off.
01:35:57.000I think eventually what we're going to have to have is there's going to be, like, a system.
01:36:01.000You know, when they train football players, you know, and they don't just...
01:36:18.000They know what the fuck they're doing when they're training football players.
01:36:20.000They know what they're doing when they're preparing plays.
01:36:23.000They know what they're doing when they're monitoring guys' performances and measuring their time and their distance when they're running the 40 or running the 100. They're trying to figure out what's the best way to optimize athleticism.
01:36:36.000Eventually that's going to happen and it's going to be a scientific approach to MMA training.
01:36:41.000And there's going to be a bunch of different approaches.
01:36:43.000Everyone's going to have their own little style to do it, but it's going to get to a point where we know exactly how many hours you're supposed to train in a day before it's detrimental.
01:36:52.000We know that even though you can do it five hours a day, you shouldn't do it five hours a day.
01:37:15.000You should objectively analyze all the different techniques, all your vulnerabilities in sparring, what body types give you problems, all that shit.
01:37:22.000It has to be treated like a science in order to really, truly optimize it.
01:37:27.000Then you add in creativity and the ability to improvise and the ability to fight hard and the ability to be disciplined and get in shape.
01:37:35.000But eventually we're going to get to that point where people are getting so good.
01:37:38.000Like these Rory McDonald's of the world.
01:37:46.000Eventually, it's going to have to be down to a science because you're going to deal with the abilities that people are going to have are going to be so fucking high level at the very top.
01:37:57.000We're going to see guys that we can't even imagine because we haven't seen them yet.
01:38:02.000We're going to look back on even Vitor Belfort or guys of this era that are devastating.
01:38:08.000We're going to look back on them and say, boy, but if they fought the guys of 2030, they'd probably get fucked up.
01:38:14.000The same way people look at Rocky Marciano and go, what the fuck is Rocky Marciano going to do to Vitaly Klitschko?
01:38:20.000Vitaly Klitschko is seven feet fucking tall.
01:38:44.000It's going to happen in all the weight classes.
01:38:46.000We're in the middle of the fucking stream right now.
01:38:48.000We haven't even come close to the dam.
01:38:50.000We're not even close to the full limits of human potential.
01:38:54.000You think about the kind of freak athletes that they have in basketball.
01:38:57.000Wait till those all start fighting MMA fights.
01:39:00.000Think about some of the amazing specimens that choose to play baseball because they're good sprinters and they can run around the bases real quickly.
01:39:09.000What if those guys decide to start fighting?
01:39:14.000Like I was telling you, I mean, I've been...
01:39:16.000I've been doing jiu-jitsu a long time, and when you train jiu-jitsu, even a couple years, you know if you're going against a wrestler.
01:39:23.000You roll with someone, you're like, damn, did you wrestle?
01:39:26.000They feel like a whole different person.
01:39:29.000And after a while, after doing it for 10, 15 years, you get really, really good at gauging someone's strength, and Kind of guessing what kind of athletic background they had.
01:39:40.000I've rolled with soccer players, dudes that played soccer their whole life, and you're like, wow, they've got some strong passing, strong hips.
01:39:48.000And a year ago, I opened 10th Planet Vista, and that's in San Diego County.
01:39:56.000And inside of 10th Planet Vista, they have a dance studio, too.
01:40:00.000It's like, you know, in my studio, we have pole dancers.
01:40:03.000Every academy has their own little flavor.
01:40:05.000Down at Vista, they have breakdancing.
01:40:08.000It's like a new eclectic breakdancing that combines kung fu breakdancing Yoga, double lotus stuff.
01:40:16.000And it's all based on getting into double lotus.
01:40:24.000For people who don't know, double lotus, for the folks who don't know, is like a yoga position where you have one foot and then you wrap the other foot over onto the other knee.
01:40:32.000It's very difficult to get into for the average unflexible person.
01:40:35.000It's like a super flexible Indian style type thing.
01:41:29.000I mean, how good is this guy getting now?
01:41:31.000So I invited him and all his break dancers over to headquarters, my school here in LA. And he had a year experience and was already a purple belt.
01:41:40.000And I'm like, hmm, this guy, he really is a freak.
01:43:28.000A lot of people separate balance exercises and then core exercises.
01:43:32.000I think there's something about combining extreme core training, like they're doing all these handstands and balancing, and then combining extreme balance.
01:43:41.000You put them together, I think that really does create a whole new animal, because I've never felt anything like this.
01:43:46.000It's combining core exercises and extreme balance at the same time turns your body into something different.
01:48:41.000What you're really hooked on is not just the tobacco, but the 599 additives.
01:48:46.000The way they've got it engineered, if you can still get tobacco into your system and nicotine into your system, you can slip away from the grips of addiction slowly.
01:48:54.000They say it takes 10 years off of your life, though.
01:49:59.000something to do with alcohol like in brazil the people that are part of the ayahuasca religions they give their kids at 14 ayahuasca to prevent them from being an alcoholic so that's that's real shit so well that makes sense well i think that's because it's insightful because it lets you see it lets you you experience a deep spiritual connection with the mother earth and then you don't you don't want to be a fucking loser you know when you when you're in the presence of some form of divinity you know whatever the fuck the
01:50:27.000the spirit of the ayahuasca is whatever it is when you have that that crazy experience whatever the fuck you're in the presence of you that that presence affects you forever I mean, that's essentially what these people are saying.
01:50:37.000There's John Hopkins University study.
01:50:41.000I heard the Graham Hancock podcast, and when you guys were talking about ayahuasca, you guys were talking about how...
01:50:51.000The spirit of ayahuasca, or whatever it is, is female, and you guys were into the, whatever you call it, the spirit world, or whatever that ayahuasca dimension is, what do you think that is?
01:51:08.000I think, you know, when you were talking about there's information around us all the time and if we could have goggles, they could see all the fucking ones and zeros flying through the air and all the cellular signals and all the Wi-Fi.
01:51:20.000I think it's very likely that we are just at a stop on the dial and that the reality of infinity is that there is an unlimited number of frequencies to tune into.
01:51:33.000And it's not as simple as, you know, we live in one place.
01:51:37.000According to quantum physicists, and I don't understand it, but I'll repeat what they say, is that there are 11 dimensions, 11 known dimensions provable somehow or another by some mathematics that I'll never understand.
01:51:48.000So if that's the case, what does that mean?
01:51:50.000If we know that we have time and space, and we know that the basic dimensions that we're comfortable with, what the fuck are these other ones?
01:52:43.000These are all things that are in the air.
01:52:45.000These are all things that travel from people to people in the air.
01:52:48.000But they create things and things become of them and empires get built because of using words and all this stuff comes from the human imagination.
01:52:57.000And the human imagination is what tunes in when you're sleeping.
01:53:00.000And it's where all these psychedelic compounds that are all created by your own body, that all interacts with all that shit.
01:53:41.000I think the only reason why you and I, or I and all of us, anybody listening, the only reason why we think of ourselves as one is because of our ego.
01:53:48.000And it's because of our desire to protect our biology and to breed.
01:53:53.000We are programmed to seek out A breeding partner and reproduce.
01:53:58.000It's all natural and it's all chemical and then there's all sorts of roles that we play in society to ensure that the best genetics and the ones that are moving forward the most are the ones that get to breed the most.
01:54:08.000It's all like simple and scientific and it all seems to me to be a part of some sort of an engineered system.
01:54:16.000An engineered system that's guaranteed to produce certain results.
01:54:20.000You know how bacteria, they have their job, and every cell has its job, but you wouldn't think the bacteria is conscious of what it's doing to our bodies.
01:54:32.000Do you think, like in this dimension, we're going around with our own lives, watching TV, doing our own thing, but on the other side, in another dimension, what we're doing, our energy, our frequency, is important.
01:55:43.000The only time I feel like a contact with intelligence, like real divine intelligence, is psychedelic experiences.
01:55:50.000Those are the only time I feel humbled by something, however the fuck it is, way smarter than me.
01:55:56.000Even if it's just some sort of a chemical reaction in my mind, boy, the ultimate wisdom displayed by that chemical reaction is not just tangible, but you carry it with you the rest of your life.
01:56:06.000You carry those thoughts and what you've learned from those experiences the rest of your life.
01:56:10.000And that's what they found in this John Hopkins study on psilocybin mushrooms.
01:56:13.000And that's what you've experienced in your life.
01:56:15.000That's what I've experienced in my life.
01:56:16.000You can't tell me it's not happening that way.
01:56:19.000You're tuning into some other incredible intelligence and you're going, oh, okay.
01:57:02.000It was all these beams of light with algorithms and equations and chemtrails in this fancy handwriting and chemtrails in hieroglyphics and all the answers.
01:57:15.000And we're just standing there going, shit!
01:59:22.000What if we don't know it, but there's an intelligent species that is way older than us that figured out the best way to exist is to dig trenches deep into the ocean.
01:59:33.000They have these deep underwater civilizations, so they're completely cut off from all the rest of the fish and all the wildlife, so they got completely removed from the food chain, much like we did by not living in the jungles.
01:59:45.000They just built these fucking things down underground, and they became super sophisticated, and they controlled their environment like no other animal in the ocean, and they built fucking ships.
01:59:54.000And they shoot those ships out into the...
02:00:03.000If something came from another planet, if something was so smart that it came from another planet, you would think that it would be able to hide itself.
02:00:40.000And now your phone has an eight megapixel camera or even more.
02:00:43.000How about when they master your thoughts and your dreams and you could sell your dreams and badass dudes that are lucid dreamers and they create amazing...
02:00:51.000It's like watching a martial arts movie.
02:01:33.000Yeah, Strange Days is similar to that.
02:01:35.000When you got that technology, like mastering your thoughts and your dreams into a DVD combined with virtual reality technology, where now you can get inside someone else's dream, and then they'll do real-time, like webcam dreams.
02:01:51.000You go into their dreams as they're dreaming.
02:01:54.000Well, that shit that I was talking about from Gizmodo where they recorded the dreams, that's very close to that.
02:02:01.000I want to see what the fuck that looks like.
02:02:04.000What about when they figure out a way to actually force you to dream?
02:02:08.000What if they figure out a way to trigger dreaming?
02:02:11.000Like they figure out a way to somehow or another, they activate something in your mind and whatever chemicals that are released in whatever situation becomes artificial, like instantaneous.
02:02:53.000A lot of people are worried about this.
02:02:55.000They're worried about this ultimate conversion of people and machine and that it's happening way quicker than we think it is.
02:03:00.000When you look up and you realize that stuff like that is taking place right under your nose and you didn't know about it, you're like, oh my God.
02:04:12.000It's very clear that human beings are some sort of a work in progress.
02:04:15.000And if you look at us compared to chimps, the big mystery in the fossil record is the doubling of the human brain size that it doubled over a period of two million years.
02:04:36.000So if you think about what we became from the monkey origin, you know, the original...
02:04:43.000You know, lower primates, what we became with our bigger head.
02:04:46.000Well, if it's going to keep moving in that same direction, we're going to have big, giant heads.
02:04:49.000And if you look at the muscles that are on chimps, and then you look at a scrawny-ass average American male, you know, who doesn't exercise and just works in a fucking cubicle all day, their scrawny body is very much like the scrawny body of an alien.
02:05:02.000So if you keep going in that direction, that's exactly what they come out like.
02:05:05.000You come out like some fucking giant brainiac with little twig limbs that can't get anything done.
02:05:21.000You can have so much fun just in your head.
02:05:23.000You just go into other people's head and you just like, you know, go into a trance and you just get all this information and go through all their memories.
02:05:30.000You look at someone else and go through their child and go, man...
02:05:33.000I love hanging out with you, but in telepathy, just going through everyone's life.
02:05:48.000I wonder if aliens have figured out what they are as real things that we're never going to have real evidence about because they don't exist in this dimension and they interdimensional travel.
02:05:57.000They just figured out how to tune into different dimensions.
02:06:00.000So they can come here, hang for a little while, and fucking vamoose.
02:06:03.000But they do it in a way that almost is undetectable, or that our instruments can't really pick up, because they're not even from here.
02:06:10.000So they'll show up as ghosts of discs flying through the sky, and we barely register them, because what we're getting is static.
02:06:18.000It's like we're watching one station on TV, and it's not quite tuned in, and another one comes in, and it's in Mexican.
02:07:40.000He was a scientist, and he started helping them work with their aliens or these alien spacecraft that they had, and they were trying to reconstruct them.
02:07:50.000But while this all was going on, they have to know everything you're doing.
02:07:53.000So they monitor all your phone calls, and they found out that his wife was cheating on him.
02:07:57.000And so they go, this motherfucker's gonna be emotionally unstable.
02:08:00.000We gotta kick him out of the program because he's got turmoil in his life.
02:08:28.000If he doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about but he's going off with it, he's saying some incredible shit about anti-gravity and all this crazy shit.
02:08:35.000It almost makes me think that he's a plant and that he was hired to do this because it makes UFOs look silly.
02:08:42.000Because when you look into the guy and he says all these fantastic things and then you find out that he actually never really went to MIT and he lied about his past and they can't find any record of him anywhere and Maybe he worked at Los Alamos.
02:09:03.000It makes him look silly if he lied about where he went to school.
02:09:06.000So maybe if you wanted to end speculation about any particular area, whether or not UFOs were there, you have some guy tell some crazy story about it and then make sure that he's full of shit.
02:09:17.000Make sure he's full of shit about other things.
02:09:21.000When a fantastical story, they have to investigate.
02:09:24.000And they investigate and they find out that he's full of shit.
02:09:26.000And it makes the whole thing seem silly.
02:09:28.000But we know for a fact they definitely test weapons there.
02:09:31.000And there's videos that people have shot back before.
02:09:34.000They extended the range of where you're prohibited to travel.
02:09:39.000You used to be able to get much closer to Area 51. But people would go to this certain ridge and they would film all these different things flying through the air.
02:09:46.000Fucking crazy things taking all these right angle turns in the middle of the sky.
02:09:50.000And what most people think is that that's where they were initially practicing with drones and that those things that were glowing in the sky, the reason why they look like UFOs is like this is the reason why they move so haphazardly through the sky.
02:10:02.000These were all radio controlled and they really didn't have it down yet.
02:10:06.000And we know now they have drones down to a fucking science.
02:10:09.000And now the drone technology has gotten to the point.
02:10:12.000Yeah, they killed that guy, that American-born terrorist.
02:10:15.000They killed a couple of them, I guess.
02:10:16.000But can the drones move like those lights did that they captured?
02:10:38.000Say if you have something and you're flying around some magnetic...
02:10:44.000Some new next level anti-gravity fucking ball of steel and we figured out how to pilot this thing, but it's not that accurate.
02:10:53.000It works on magnetic waves and it's all fucking nutty, but it glows and it flies all around.
02:10:58.000There's no one in it, so it can take crazy g-force turns in the sky.
02:11:02.000It's very possible that that's a completely different thing, but that they learn from that.
02:11:06.000And they apply specific things that they learn from that into these other drones that they make.
02:11:11.000But the other drones that they make are often just based on artificially powered planes, which they've had forever.
02:11:17.000And that was the part of Operation Northwinds.
02:11:19.000They were going to blow up a drone plane.
02:11:21.000They already had the ability to launch a fucking plane into the sky just using remote control.
02:11:27.000So I think that it's entirely possible that all that shit that people saw around Nevada, it's like things that the government experimented on.
02:11:34.000And that you have a guy like Robert Lazar who comes and says all this crazy shit about UFOs and turns out he's a liar, and then it makes the whole idea of UFOs being there to be nonsense.
02:11:45.000And then people just want to leave it alone.
02:11:46.000I think it's more of a place where they keep seeds, keep certain animals, almost like a Noah's Ark.
02:14:07.000Remember when you lived, if you ever lived in an apartment complex, someone leaves the door open and people get in and break into people's houses?
02:14:16.000That seems too sketchy, unless you live in it.
02:14:18.000Unless you're a compound guy, like you got a house.
02:14:21.000Like, you remember, I don't know if you heard about this, there was a house in Italy, and they suspected this guy of having some sort of an underground military bunker because he had moved a bunch of dirt out of there, and there had been years and years of construction.
02:14:33.000And so the Italian government threatened him.
02:14:35.000They're like, dude, we're going to burn your fucking house down and kill you.
02:14:38.000Like, tell us what the fuck is going on in your basement.
02:14:40.000Like, they were threatened by this guy.
02:14:41.000Well, they went into his basement and he had this incredible artistically designed temple.
02:15:37.000Because if you're running shit and you have the power and the unlimited resource to build some safety, of course it's just natural human behavior It's the human condition to dig underground and be safe.
02:15:49.000If you could, if you could, if you had all the money, shit, just keep digging.
02:15:52.000If you were doing that, though, you literally might be some of the last people on Earth.
02:15:56.000What a crazy responsibility that would feel.
02:15:59.000If you knew that the whole world got wiped out, but you were inside some fucking thing, and that you had a 90% chance, and once you got out, the radiation had died down enough so that you could survive...
02:16:10.000We've got to survive two years under there.
02:16:12.000If the government came up to you and said, Joe, we need you to keep your mouth shut, man.
02:16:18.000You and your family can all come down.
02:18:18.000And you were just supposed to try to make as many babies as possible, so you just had to find any girl you can and just come in her and just like, that'd be awesome.
02:19:10.000What if you were allowed, like, what if the government said, okay, we got one year, this motherfucker's gonna hit us, everybody build your own bunker in the backyard, and everyone just started building.
02:20:56.000Could you have an environment underground where you had plants and you generated electricity so that you could give the artificial sunlight to the plants and the plants cleaned up the carbon dioxide that you breathed out and gave you oxygen?
02:21:15.000I wonder if they could do that, if they could figure out a way, if there's some method of power that they could harness, like say if they had some sort of an underground reactor.
02:21:24.000So they got this underground reactor, and they got this set up for the fact it'll work for X amount of years, and blah blah blah, and they have a whole artificial world down there, and this reactor runs these lights, and they make it rain on these plants, and the plants breathe out oxygen, and we breathe out carbon dioxide, and they live off that Everyone makes their own underground bunker, and we've figured out a way, like we have a power source that's going to last for two years or whatever.
02:21:52.000We could communicate with other people on these walkie-talkies and shit, and then you start digging to them, and you make little tunnels to them and shit, and other people try to jack you with their tunnels.
02:22:01.000Like, dude, I don't want you in my life, dude.
02:24:15.000Yeah, the dudes are taking gnarly shits and they get out and girls are waiting to get in there.
02:24:18.000I have more than one time taking a gnarly shit and then you get out and some poor girl is waiting to get in there and they're all in the bathroom and they're like, alright, good luck with that.
02:24:28.000I didn't know this until recently, but we actually have the biggest strip pole class.
02:24:44.000I'm surprised it doesn't happen that often.
02:24:46.000You hear about that Anderson Cooper thing?
02:24:47.000Anderson Cooper's got a new daytime talk show, and he had some kid doing some skateboard stunt, and the kid fell on his head, and he's in critical condition.