The Joe Rogan Experience - October 19, 2011


Joe Rogan Experience #148 - Kevin Pereira

Topics
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Hosted by
Joe Rogan
Guests
Kevin Pereira
Mentioned
Ron Paul Siri Brian Drew Kevin Pereira Adam Sandler Betty Rubble Eddie Bravo Ari Shafir Michael Vick Tony Blinken Carl Sagan Demi Moore Pitbull Dude Warren Buffett Ashton Crutcher Jamie Kilstein Josh McDermott Wolfram Alpha and 86 more
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Length

2 hours and 47 minutes

Words per minute

220.38

Word count

37,020

Sentence count

4,079

Harmful content

Misogyny

102

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Toxicity

1,247

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Hate speech

67

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Joe Rogan is a comedian, writer, and podcaster. In this episode, he tells the story of the first time he went to Joe's house, how he met Joe's family, and how he ended up in a scissor lock in the driveway of his house. He also talks about how he and Joe first met, and the weird things they did to each other in the garage. And they talk about how they first met and how they ended up having sex in Joe's garage. Joe also tells a story of how he almost got run over by a car. And he talks about the weirdest thing Joe has ever done to him. Joe Rogan Experience is brought to you by The Fleshlight and Onnit. To get 15% off your first purchase, go to TheFleshlight.net and click on the link below and enter the code "ROGAN" and get $15 off your purchase. You can't ask for much more. You're not going to get more value than that. Cheers, Joe. -Jon Sorrentino Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Cover art by Ian Dorsch. Subscribe to the podcast by Pond5 Music by Slaves on SoundCloud. If you like what you hear on the pod, please leave us a review and tell us what you think about it on Apple Podcasts and we'll give it a rating and review it to a friend. Thank you! Thank you for listening to the pod and sharing it on iTunes. Please rate, rating and reviewing it on your thoughts on your favorite podrates, rating it on Instapod and spreading it around the podrates and other places that you're listening to it's a good one. and spreading the word to your friends about it's awesomeness and all that they're listening about it everywhere else is a good thing. <3 -Jon s Thoughts on it's cool, and we're grateful for it's good work, good vibes, good work and all of that kind of stuff. Timestamps by Jon s work and more of it. -- Thank you, Jon's Thoughts on the podcast is great, too! -Krispy, Gotta be nice, thank you, Brian's work is good, good, and more! --Amen.

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00:00:02.000 Are we live? 0.99
00:00:04.000 The Joe Rogan Experience podcast is brought to you by a bunch of different shit. 0.99
00:00:09.000 It's brought to you, first of all, by marijuana. 0.99
00:00:11.000 Let's give it up for marijuana, folks, because without marijuana... 0.98
00:00:14.000 There would be no Occupy movement.
00:00:16.000 I'd still be doing a comedian, but I'd be still doing comedy, but it would be different.
00:00:20.000 Give it up to The Fleshlight.
00:00:22.000 If you go to JoeRogan.net and click on the link for The Fleshlight and enter in the code name ROGAN, you get 15% off.
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00:00:30.000 Did I give you one of those?
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00:00:47.000 I'll give that to you, Brian.
00:00:48.000 Yeah, which I'm a big fan of that 5-HTP. Neil Brennan turned me on to that shit. 1.00
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00:01:01.000 Alright, use it.
00:01:02.000 Use it.
00:01:02.000 Abuse it.
00:01:04.000 And Kevin Pereira's here and he's going to stick one up his ass, he says, for easy absorption. 0.99
00:01:09.000 Brian, what have you done? 0.99
00:01:12.000 Yeah.
00:01:14.000 Brian is... 1.00
00:01:16.000 Ear-shattering motherfucker. 1.00
00:01:17.000 Is there a volume slider on these bad boys? 1.00
00:01:19.000 Yes. 1.00
00:01:20.000 When I'm an old man on a mountain somewhere and my ears are ringing, I'm going to be like, fucking Brian. 0.99
00:01:25.000 Got in there. 1.00
00:01:25.000 He got me the fuck. 1.00
00:01:27.000 He wore it all out. 1.00
00:01:28.000 Beat my eardrums in.
00:01:30.000 There's a few guys that come over the house and we have to just keep saying, don't talk, don't talk.
00:01:34.000 Okay, nobody talk, nobody talk.
00:01:35.000 Because, you know... 0.95
00:01:37.000 Once Kevin gets over here, the moment he arrived, I met him in my driveway, and immediately we start talking about how Siri is fucking Skynet. 0.95
00:01:44.000 I mean, it's like right out of the gate. 1.00
00:01:46.000 I'm like, shit, man. 0.99
00:01:47.000 We haven't even got into it yet. 0.99
00:01:49.000 We haven't even started talking.
00:01:50.000 Well, I offered you...
00:01:51.000 I gave you the opportunity to wipe your workout stink all over myself, and...
00:01:56.000 Joe actually went for it. 0.99
00:01:57.000 It was pretty fucking gross. 0.99
00:01:58.000 Was he sweating? 0.99
00:01:59.000 He put me in a scissor lock in his driveway and was like, dude, absorb my essence.
00:02:02.000 I'm used to jujitsu, man.
00:02:04.000 I'm used to dudes sweating on me.
00:02:06.000 But I came out all sweaty because I was hitting the bag.
00:02:09.000 And I was like, I'll give you a hug.
00:02:11.000 But he goes, no, come on, man.
00:02:13.000 I go, all right.
00:02:14.000 And then he panicked.
00:02:15.000 Oh, I ran.
00:02:16.000 I ran for the hills.
00:02:17.000 No one, none of this.
00:02:18.000 The first time I moved out here, the first time I went over to Joe's house, he was working out with his friend Eddie, and he answered the door.
00:02:25.000 And this is when he was like insane. 0.85
00:02:26.000 Well, you're probably more now, but you were insanely ripped. 0.79
00:02:30.000 And Eddie and you both came to the door sweaty as hell and did the same thing.
00:02:34.000 Gave the man hug.
00:02:34.000 Those are totally different weightlifting days.
00:02:37.000 I had more bodybuilding muscle back then, but I wasn't as strong.
00:02:40.000 It's weird.
00:02:40.000 Your description sounded like a little bit of slash fiction there for a second.
00:02:43.000 Slash fiction? 0.69
00:02:44.000 Yeah, like, you know, he writes the story.
00:02:46.000 Oh, yeah, Joe came out of the garage and the sun was glistening off his hips. 1.00
00:02:49.000 His nipples were protruding out of his ass. 1.00
00:02:51.000 That made no sense. 1.00
00:02:52.000 You've dipped into slash.
00:02:53.000 That's called slash fiction?
00:02:54.000 Yeah, it's a whole, like, subset of fiction.
00:02:55.000 People who write, like, sexual fiction about, like, celebrities.
00:02:59.000 Star Trek really kicked it off.
00:03:00.000 Really?
00:03:01.000 Yeah.
00:03:02.000 Betty White.
00:03:02.000 What?
00:03:02.000 How do I not know about this?
00:03:03.000 So what you're saying is that there's a whole genre of, like, fiction pornography about famous people.
00:03:10.000 Yeah, or, like, it's fantasy porn.
00:03:12.000 Yeah, I mean, there's probably Care Bears slash fiction out there.
00:03:15.000 Oh, I'm sure there is, right?
00:03:16.000 I probably wrote some of it. 0.99
00:03:17.000 How fucking weird are people, man? 0.98
00:03:20.000 That they have, like, sexuality intertwined into their hobbies and their fetishes and their weird TV shows that they're into. 0.99
00:03:30.000 Yeah.
00:03:30.000 This podcast brought to you by Fleshlight.
00:03:33.000 How is it to have sexuality intertwined into everything? 0.99
00:03:36.000 Yeah, but that's just something to jerk off into. 0.99
00:03:38.000 I mean, everybody jerks off, and all the Fleshlight is is a technological improvement on jerking off. 0.99
00:03:43.000 So what if I need slash fiction about, like, what if I need a good story about the brawny towel guy fucking the Jolly Green Giant? 0.99
00:03:48.000 What if I need that to get off? 1.00
00:03:50.000 But there's people that are into that kind of shit, right? 0.99
00:03:52.000 Now that you brought this up... 1.00
00:03:54.000 It could be pretty hot.
00:03:55.000 I remember somebody else having a conversation with me about this, and they were talking about how there's a website where people are into different cartoon characters.
00:04:03.000 First porn I ever bought was a Playboy Jessica Rabbit issue. 0.93
00:04:05.000 Wait a minute, now that I'm realizing, now I'm thinking back again, now it was like, there was like all this porn that used to be online where it was like the Flintstones fucking. 0.95
00:04:15.000 Yeah, that still exists. 0.95
00:04:16.000 It was like really hardcore.
00:04:18.000 Hardcore, and it was weird because it was kind of like hot. 0.94
00:04:22.000 You know, Fred was fucking banging Barney Rowell's wife, what was her name? 0.97
00:04:27.000 Was it Betty? 0.99
00:04:28.000 Betty Rubble.
00:04:29.000 Betty Rubble?
00:04:29.000 Fred was banging Betty Rubble.
00:04:30.000 I used to see Max and Ruby, Joe.
00:04:31.000 It's awesome on there.
00:04:32.000 Max and Ruby?
00:04:33.000 They have sexual Max and Ruby?
00:04:36.000 Dora the Explorer?
00:04:37.000 Do they really? 1.00
00:04:38.000 I saw a Simpsons takeover ad once that popped up and it was like, Maggie had a penis, the baby had a penis, the female baby, and was like fucking Marge's mouth with it. 1.00
00:04:47.000 And I was like, hold on. 1.00
00:04:48.000 There are hot singles in my area that want to chat with me.
00:04:51.000 I got to attend to them first.
00:04:52.000 Does anything ever shock you anymore?
00:04:53.000 Like anything at all?
00:04:54.000 No!
00:04:55.000 Like any videos or nothing?
00:04:57.000 I'm pretty desensitized, man.
00:04:58.000 Didn't you just say before we started, though, there was one?
00:05:00.000 There is one.
00:05:02.000 You've got to understand, I've seen soldiers get heads cut off at eight or nine years old when I was on bulletin boards.
00:05:08.000 You were on Style Project back in the day, as I was.
00:05:11.000 This is before Style.
00:05:12.000 Style was like the first.
00:05:14.000 Style is how I know you.
00:05:15.000 Yeah, I talked to that guy online still.
00:05:17.000 He sent me a Facebook message.
00:05:18.000 He's still alive?
00:05:19.000 Yeah, supposedly.
00:05:20.000 It might not be the real style.
00:05:22.000 Who knows?
00:05:23.000 Style's more of a movement.
00:05:24.000 He's not a person.
00:05:26.000 He's anonymous now, I thought.
00:05:27.000 I talked to him on the phone once.
00:05:29.000 We were on a radio show.
00:05:31.000 I was on the phone and he was on the radio show.
00:05:33.000 What was he like?
00:05:34.000 He was like an internet radio show.
00:05:35.000 He's a good guy.
00:05:36.000 He's just a kid.
00:05:38.000 I don't know him well.
00:05:39.000 I don't know his thing. 0.99
00:05:40.000 But boy, did he have a crazy fucked up sight. 0.99
00:05:42.000 You should get him on a show, or you should get him on a show. 0.99
00:05:45.000 Oh, totally get him on a show.
00:05:45.000 That's something that's never been done on, like, no one's ever really seen style.
00:05:48.000 Yeah, I would have to know if there was a real style, though.
00:05:51.000 How the hell would you know?
00:05:52.000 By his kiss.
00:05:53.000 A guy who has a blog like that, you probably know pretty quick.
00:05:55.000 I don't think so.
00:05:56.000 There's a lot of guys that would be fake styles that I think would look just as good.
00:06:00.000 Oh, absolutely.
00:06:00.000 Just have him log in the style project.
00:06:02.000 So chat with a guy who's trolling as style.
00:06:05.000 Why not?
00:06:05.000 He's one of the guys that really, the first guy to promote my website, though, on the internet.
00:06:10.000 Yeah.
00:06:10.000 Yeah.
00:06:11.000 He made a blog post about my comedy being really funny and my website being really cool.
00:06:16.000 And then also these people started coming over to my message board and then it started taking off.
00:06:19.000 That's one of the reasons why at the beginning my website was so sick too, I'm sure.
00:06:23.000 My message board has always been so twisted.
00:06:25.000 It was stylish.
00:06:26.000 The style infection from the beginning.
00:06:27.000 Have you been to Rotten.com recently?
00:06:29.000 Yeah.
00:06:30.000 They need to hire a web designer. 1.00
00:06:31.000 It's the exact same website as it was since the beginning of the internet.
00:06:35.000 I don't think they need to. 0.99
00:06:36.000 You want the Web 2.0 version of dudes shitting in people's mouths? 0.99
00:06:39.000 Yes. 0.99
00:06:39.000 Like that's what you want? 0.99
00:06:41.000 Does Rotten really need its own app?
00:06:44.000 What exactly is Web 2.0?
00:06:46.000 It's got to have rounded corners and glossy buttons and reflections.
00:06:49.000 Shadows.
00:06:49.000 What is it?
00:06:50.000 It was a concept for a set of standards for how the web should work at the time.
00:06:55.000 So it was like, you know, Web 2.0, things should be cloud-based, stored in the server.
00:07:00.000 There should be endless scrolls on pages.
00:07:02.000 There's all these things that happen with iterations of the web, you know?
00:07:05.000 I just saw it, the first time I saw it was years ago on some guy's website who makes websites.
00:07:11.000 His websites were kind of whack.
00:07:13.000 I had this thing about web 2.0.
00:07:16.000 It was like using all the right terms and everything, but his work was whack.
00:07:20.000 Synergize the web with a content management system from the future.
00:07:24.000 Yeah, it's a weird thing when anything becomes popular.
00:07:26.000 You know, there's people who are like real, for real geeks, and then there's people who see geekdom as an opportunity to sort of make some money, and they pretend to be geeks.
00:07:37.000 You know what I mean?
00:07:38.000 I've never experienced that in my life.
00:07:39.000 You've never experienced fake geeks?
00:07:41.000 Not once.
00:07:41.000 Really?
00:07:42.000 What are you smiling like that for?
00:07:43.000 I'm just saying, it's a pleasure to not experience...
00:07:46.000 I see it every day.
00:07:47.000 Oh, of course you do. 1.00
00:07:47.000 I see it every fucking day. 1.00
00:07:48.000 Yeah, you're kidding, right? 1.00
00:07:49.000 Every day you see fake geeks.
00:07:50.000 Yeah.
00:07:51.000 Is it annoying to you, being a real geek?
00:07:53.000 Yeah.
00:07:53.000 Someone out there thinks I'm as fake as they come as well.
00:07:57.000 It's all relative.
00:07:58.000 I'm a geek as well.
00:07:58.000 When I say this, I'm not saying I'm a mean person calling someone a geek.
00:08:03.000 I'm an undereducated geek.
00:08:06.000 I wouldn't say I'm a fake geek.
00:08:07.000 I just don't know how anything works.
00:08:09.000 I'm into it all, but I don't know how it works.
00:08:11.000 You put.net instead of.tv, by the way, on your link, so everyone's freaking out on Twitter.
00:08:14.000 Did I really?
00:08:15.000 Yeah.
00:08:15.000 Oh, yeah.
00:08:16.000 Sorry, folks. 1.00
00:08:17.000 Here, I'll retweet that shit. 0.99
00:08:18.000 Are we live? 1.00
00:08:19.000 Yeah.
00:08:20.000 This is super live.
00:08:23.000 What was the video?
00:08:24.000 Did you ever say what the video was that you...
00:08:26.000 Do we want to get into that?
00:08:27.000 Is this too gross?
00:08:28.000 I mean, it's dark. 0.99
00:08:29.000 It was fucking dark. 0.97
00:08:30.000 I mean, I don't know. 0.99
00:08:31.000 For whatever reason, it rocked me.
00:08:32.000 There was a Reddit post on...
00:08:35.000 People that are making knockoff UGG boots in China.
00:08:38.000 And they said that there's these entire factories where they're just cutting up dogs while they're alive.
00:08:42.000 Just skinning dogs alive.
00:08:44.000 And taking that fur and processing it up and serving it out there as an UGG boot. 0.99
00:08:49.000 And I'm like, dude, you know what?
00:08:50.000 I used to click on this stuff and I used to...
00:08:52.000 I can't do that anymore.
00:08:53.000 I used to pride myself on separating...
00:08:55.000 These are just pixels on a screen.
00:08:56.000 These are ones and zeros.
00:08:57.000 This isn't real.
00:08:58.000 There's no emotion here.
00:08:58.000 There's no...
00:08:59.000 I was so desensitized from those early days. 0.99
00:09:02.000 And I was like, oh, fuck it, let's see this video, let's see what this world really is. 1.00
00:09:05.000 And it just shattered me, it ruined my whole fucking day. 0.99
00:09:08.000 It's ruined my week, it's still in my head, which, you know what, good, 'cause at least now I'm talking about it. 0.96
00:09:13.000 It was a graphic terrible thing, but I didn't know they'd do that. 0.98
00:09:16.000 I didn't know they'd skinned fucking dogs alive to make knock off Ugg boots. - I've seen that video. 0.99
00:09:21.000 It's very hard to watch.
00:09:22.000 It's hard, right?
00:09:22.000 It's very hard to watch any of those skinning videos.
00:09:25.000 Those are horrific because they show the bodies and they're still alive.
00:09:28.000 They don't even bother killing them.
00:09:29.000 They don't kill them first. 0.80
00:09:32.000 They skin them while they're still breathing and they feel everything. 0.97
00:09:35.000 They're so insensitive.
00:09:36.000 It doesn't bother them even in the slightest.
00:09:39.000 There's like levels of humanity people dip down to that's very disturbing.
00:09:43.000 Like I'm sure you've seen the dolphin decks in Japan where they have dolphins laid on a deck, 50, 60 dolphins, and they just slice their throats.
00:09:51.000 They pull them out of the water and they slice their throats.
00:09:54.000 And it is horrific to watch.
00:09:56.000 I'm sorry, I have to play devil's advocate.
00:09:58.000 How else are they supposed to do their scientific research?
00:10:00.000 Bullets.
00:10:00.000 Oh, I get it.
00:10:03.000 It's fucking terrible. 1.00
00:10:04.000 It's disgusting. 1.00
00:10:05.000 How much is a bullet, man? 1.00
00:10:06.000 You can't shoot him in the head. 1.00
00:10:07.000 If you're going to kill him, you can't shoot him in the head. 1.00
00:10:09.000 You've got to do it that way. 1.00
00:10:09.000 And I'm not saying you should kill him. 1.00
00:10:11.000 I'm not for killing him. 0.99
00:10:13.000 But how horrific is it that the way they choose to do it is to bleed them out?
00:10:16.000 But you're asking for an ounce of humanity and some of the most inhumane acts of life.
00:10:21.000 And that's like...
00:10:22.000 That's okay to ask for.
00:10:23.000 It's okay to ask for.
00:10:25.000 It's really disturbing, right?
00:10:26.000 But what is it that allows some folks to go to a place?
00:10:30.000 Is it necessity? 0.99
00:10:31.000 I mean, what the fuck is it that allows people to not give even one shit about a dolphin or a dog that they make boots out of or anybody? 0.99
00:10:40.000 Because they don't see the dolphin or the dog. 0.99
00:10:41.000 They see their survival and their family's survival.
00:10:43.000 That's all they see.
00:10:44.000 It's a necessity thing?
00:10:45.000 It's got to be a necessity thing.
00:10:46.000 It must be, right?
00:10:47.000 I mean, if you had a choice, Of doing a podcast every day or slitting dolphins' throats, you would do a podcast every day.
00:10:53.000 This person doesn't have that choice, or at least they don't feel like they have that choice.
00:10:57.000 I would imagine.
00:10:58.000 If they had that... 0.99
00:10:59.000 If some dudes out there was like, oh, dude, sweet, I get to skin a fucking greyhound today, can't wait, and I'm gonna punch some rabbits in the face before I get home. 0.98
00:11:05.000 If someone's really thinking that... 0.99
00:11:08.000 I don't want to wrap my head around that.
00:11:09.000 Of course they are.
00:11:10.000 There's dark people, no doubt about it. 1.00
00:11:13.000 I know that there are people that do that, but systematically, for hundreds of thousands of workers to do that, I don't want to believe that that's their attitude. 0.99
00:11:19.000 I've watched videos of people beating cows when they work in the slaughterhouse, and they're hitting cows with hammers and shit. 0.99
00:11:24.000 Well, that just makes them tastier. 0.99
00:11:27.000 That's pre-tenderization, Joe.
00:11:29.000 I went to the City Pound today, and have you ever been to a City Pound, like a Kill Pound?
00:11:34.000 I've taken dogs from Pounds.
00:11:35.000 My dog Squeaky, remember Squeaky?
00:11:37.000 Yeah.
00:11:38.000 I don't understand how any of these dogs ever get taken, though. 0.99
00:11:41.000 Like, all the dogs the other day all look fucking dirty. 0.99
00:11:44.000 Beat up, just nasty. 1.00
00:11:46.000 All of them were barking.
00:11:47.000 It was like the most saddest, depressing thing ever.
00:11:50.000 And then I watched somebody give up their dog.
00:11:53.000 This girl, about 24, came in with a pit. 1.00
00:11:56.000 And she goes, I need to surrender this dog.
00:11:58.000 And they were like, it's $25.
00:11:59.000 And she goes, all right.
00:12:00.000 And she gives him $25.
00:12:01.000 And then she gives the leash to the woman. 0.97
00:12:04.000 And the dog didn't want to leave the girl's side.
00:12:07.000 And so the woman had to pull and drag the dog through. 1.00
00:12:10.000 And the woman just seemed unfazed by it, though. 0.98
00:12:13.000 Which woman? 0.99
00:12:14.000 The woman that was giving up the dog? 1.00
00:12:16.000 And I'm just like, how do you...
00:12:17.000 If I have a dog that I need to get rid of, even for whatever reason, it's never going to be that, I don't think.
00:12:23.000 It's going to be find a friend first, find something first, but... 0.97
00:12:29.000 The dog was probably nuts.
00:12:32.000 Hopefully it's that issue.
00:12:34.000 It's not that she didn't have the space for it or the time for it.
00:12:36.000 Because when people do that and they bring a dog to a pound, you're just asking someone else to kill the thing.
00:12:41.000 You're just asking.
00:12:42.000 You're just like, take it out of my hand.
00:12:44.000 Take it out of my head.
00:12:45.000 I don't want it in my head anymore.
00:12:46.000 You put it in your head now.
00:12:47.000 Now you deal with it.
00:12:48.000 Some people are like that and I think some people are just really irresponsible and inconsiderate.
00:12:53.000 It's like, well, I'll get this thing for two minutes and then, okay, I'm done with this play thing.
00:12:57.000 I was really surprised though that they didn't clean up the dogs because my friend works at the shelter and the place they did, they take dogs that are about to die, like to be put to sleep and they rescue those dogs.
00:13:08.000 Then they clean them up and repackage them, you know, and then like, you know, refurbish them.
00:13:12.000 Or whatever.
00:13:13.000 And then these dogs, amazing looking.
00:13:15.000 You walk in, you want every single dog.
00:13:17.000 And these are all dogs about to die.
00:13:19.000 You would think this city pound would hire four kids in high school to clean up these dogs. 0.98
00:13:26.000 There's no money.
00:13:27.000 There's no money for anything, those poor people.
00:13:29.000 That's a dark road. 0.98
00:13:32.000 Especially today, when you deal with all the fucking economic hardships that are hitting people. 0.99
00:13:37.000 And then you ask people to care about dogs. 0.99
00:13:39.000 Good luck.
00:13:40.000 They had roosters there, though.
00:13:41.000 Snakes.
00:13:42.000 They had bunnies.
00:13:43.000 They had tons of bunnies. 0.82
00:13:45.000 And chickens.
00:13:47.000 It was crazy.
00:13:48.000 That's the new thing to have, I think, is a rooster.
00:13:52.000 No joke.
00:13:53.000 Seriously, for a lot of people.
00:13:55.000 That was a hipster thing for a minute there.
00:13:57.000 Are you serious?
00:13:58.000 Yeah, dead serious.
00:13:58.000 Can you turn my microphone down?
00:14:00.000 Or my headset down?
00:14:01.000 Same here, please.
00:14:02.000 It's really loud, man.
00:14:05.000 I went to my old gardener who used to fight roosters.
00:14:10.000 Actually cockfight them?
00:14:12.000 Like strap razor blades on their feet?
00:14:13.000 Yeah, the whole deal.
00:14:15.000 A little louder.
00:14:17.000 That's good.
00:14:18.000 He used to raise them and fight them. 0.98
00:14:22.000 He took me to Where his friend has this whole setup where they have hundreds of these different roosters in these cages and shit. 0.93
00:14:31.000 What's the setup? 0.95
00:14:31.000 Is this like underground? 0.95
00:14:33.000 No.
00:14:34.000 He had a lot of space.
00:14:35.000 It's really weird, man, because it's not that far from here.
00:14:40.000 You drive maybe 20 minutes, and you're in Mexico, bro.
00:14:44.000 I mean, you're really in Mexico.
00:14:46.000 Oh, I thought you saw this here.
00:14:47.000 No, no, no.
00:14:47.000 I mean, it is here.
00:14:48.000 It's close.
00:14:49.000 I'm saying it's in Mexico because everything's in Spanish.
00:14:52.000 The entire neighborhood, they've just completely turned this one neighborhood, I don't want to say where it is, into essentially like a branch of Mexico. 0.77
00:15:03.000 It's nuts.
00:15:04.000 Everything is in Spanish.
00:15:05.000 Every sign at every store was in Spanish.
00:15:07.000 Really?
00:15:07.000 Yeah, it was amazing.
00:15:08.000 I was like, this is kind of cool that they've been able to do this.
00:15:11.000 It's kind of weird.
00:15:12.000 I'm like, come on, man, you're in America. 1.00
00:15:13.000 Just learn the fucking language. 1.00
00:15:14.000 It's not that hard. 1.00
00:15:15.000 If I know it, and I know a lot of idiots that know English, you can do it. 1.00
00:15:19.000 Just get a goddamn Rosetta Stone, figure your shit out. 1.00
00:15:22.000 But to them, I guess they want to be around their people, and there's nothing wrong with that, man. 1.00
00:15:25.000 This guy was cool as fuck, this Gardner. 0.95
00:15:28.000 Did you actually go watch one? 0.99
00:15:29.000 No, I didn't watch the actual fight itself, but I went and watched them fuck around. 0.98
00:15:33.000 I want to watch them train with each other. 0.99
00:15:35.000 They train them.
00:15:36.000 They have them go at each other with no spurs on, and they decide when to pull them off. 1.00
00:15:40.000 They do a bunch of shit to them. 0.99
00:15:42.000 They feed them certain food to make sure they're strong, high protein. 1.00
00:15:48.000 It's crazy.
00:15:48.000 Yeah, they have championship lines of roosters.
00:15:51.000 You want to buy roosters and breed them with championship bloodlines, because you want a really aggressive, badass rooster that really knows how to get Is there a fantasy league for cockfighting?
00:16:01.000 That's funny.
00:16:01.000 Because that needs to be built.
00:16:03.000 That needs to be put together.
00:16:04.000 Gambling.
00:16:04.000 A lot of gambling.
00:16:05.000 That's what I mean.
00:16:06.000 Farmville too.
00:16:07.000 You know, bring it in.
00:16:08.000 Bring it into Vegas.
00:16:08.000 You've got to be there live.
00:16:09.000 Legitimize it.
00:16:10.000 Well, I think it's legit in a couple of states.
00:16:12.000 I think it's legal in a couple of states.
00:16:14.000 Is it?
00:16:14.000 I thought that was illegal everywhere.
00:16:16.000 Really?
00:16:16.000 I would imagine something like that.
00:16:18.000 To me, it's like dogfighting.
00:16:21.000 How would that...
00:16:22.000 No, no.
00:16:23.000 No, no, no.
00:16:24.000 It's not dogfighting.
00:16:26.000 Dogs are awesome. 1.00
00:16:26.000 Chickens can suck my dick. 1.00
00:16:28.000 I never care about chickens. 1.00
00:16:30.000 There's some dude at home, though, right in the middle of his roost, that feels the same way about dogs.
00:16:35.000 They're cold-hearted dinosaurs.
00:16:37.000 Okay, cockfighting is now illegal in all 50 states.
00:16:41.000 And in Washington, D.C. Hey, we accomplished something.
00:16:44.000 Yeah, it's interesting.
00:16:47.000 Wow.
00:16:48.000 I think it was legal pretty recently, though.
00:16:51.000 It's not illegal in West Hollywood. 0.99
00:16:54.000 Shut up, Brian. 1.00
00:16:55.000 Trying to be gay and funny, you silly goose. 1.00
00:16:58.000 He is apparently... 1.00
00:17:00.000 What was the gay Jim Carrey thing that you were watching? 0.96
00:17:03.000 Oh, that movie that we talked about.
00:17:05.000 Did you ever watch that?
00:17:06.000 No, I didn't.
00:17:07.000 No, but he said the reason he watched it was that, well, it was on, but the remote was so far away that I was just like, ah. 0.99
00:17:12.000 I'm like, that's your excuse for watching gay porn? 1.00
00:17:15.000 Like, you just wanted to watch Two Dudes Fuck. 1.00
00:17:16.000 Well, it doesn't start off like that. 0.98
00:17:17.000 I'm sorry, here's the information.
00:17:19.000 Louisiana was the last state, and it was 2007, so that's pretty goddamn recently.
00:17:23.000 Band took effect in 2008. Someone's still fighting to repeal that there, you know it.
00:17:28.000 Yeah, yeah, it's fascinating.
00:17:30.000 Mostly rappers.
00:17:32.000 Yeah.
00:17:32.000 Well, I know that Roy Jones Jr. is a huge proponent of the cockfighting.
00:17:38.000 You know, he used to fly in private jets with roosters. 0.98
00:17:41.000 He was flying, like he was the fucking middleweight champion of the world, you know? 0.99
00:17:44.000 Right. 0.99
00:17:44.000 Flying around in a goddamn private jet, and he would bring, like, ten roosters with him in cages. 0.99
00:17:49.000 Wow. 1.00
00:17:49.000 Yeah, he was nuts, man. 1.00
00:17:50.000 And he would fight them himself? 0.99
00:17:52.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:17:52.000 Yeah?
00:17:52.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:17:53.000 Wow.
00:17:54.000 And there's no backlash for that for him, or no?
00:17:56.000 Well, it's not the same, man.
00:17:57.000 You know, like the backlash from Michael Vick, look, there's a big difference. 0.99
00:18:01.000 You tell someone that someone fights dogs and you go, whoa, man, that's kind of fucked up. 1.00
00:18:06.000 And then you heard the other shit that Vick did where he would electrocute the dogs or drown them or shoot them in the head. 1.00
00:18:11.000 He murdered them. 1.00
00:18:12.000 He murdered a bunch of dogs. 0.70
00:18:13.000 And that takes a certain personality that we don't like.
00:18:16.000 Yeah, that's the personality we were just talking about.
00:18:18.000 The one that got to my core.
00:18:19.000 Even worse, because this is a multi-millionaire.
00:18:21.000 This isn't a guy who's in any state of necessity.
00:18:23.000 This isn't cruelty because he's in a bad position and he needs to do this because he's got to put food on the table.
00:18:29.000 No, this is a guy who's getting off on killing animals for sure.
00:18:31.000 And we just kind of have accepted him back into the fold because he's really good at football.
00:18:36.000 And I know people say, well, you know, he did his time.
00:18:39.000 Yeah, I guess he did do his time.
00:18:40.000 But there's a certain amount of what he did that's so horrific That it just makes you really hesitant to ever forgive someone for that kind of behavior. 0.98
00:18:51.000 You know, I forgive someone for fucking up. 0.96
00:18:52.000 I forgive someone for saying things. 0.98
00:18:54.000 I forgive someone for racism.
00:18:55.000 I forgive someone for poor mental choices. 1.00
00:18:58.000 But when you kill a hundred dogs, man, and you electrocute them and shoot them and stab them and do all that shit that he supposedly did, I don't like you. 1.00
00:19:05.000 I don't think I'll ever like you. 1.00
00:19:07.000 I don't think I can like you. 0.98
00:19:08.000 I think you're capable of doing some shit that I would never imagine And how far back have you bounced from that? 0.99
00:19:15.000 180 degrees? 0.99
00:19:16.000 Are you a perfect person now?
00:19:17.000 Right.
00:19:18.000 Are you just less creepy because you know the cameras are on you and you don't want to go back to jail for killing dogs? 1.00
00:19:24.000 Fuck you, man. 1.00
00:19:25.000 Do you think there's an expectation, though, that people have an expectation? 1.00
00:19:27.000 Like, well, okay, he did his time, so you should forgive him.
00:19:30.000 Yeah, I mean, I guess you should, yeah.
00:19:30.000 Because I don't have that expectation.
00:19:32.000 I would like to believe.
00:19:33.000 I would like to believe that people can fully learn.
00:19:37.000 But man, I like dogs and that drove me crazy.
00:19:39.000 And I like pit bulls.
00:19:40.000 And you know what?
00:19:41.000 Pit bulls like to fight, man.
00:19:43.000 That is a fact.
00:19:44.000 They like it.
00:19:45.000 I've had to break my dogs up many times when I have pit bulls.
00:19:48.000 And it's scary.
00:19:50.000 Especially they don't want to let go and they're wagging their tails.
00:19:52.000 They're both wagging their tails and they're locked onto each other's faces.
00:19:55.000 You know, it's crazy.
00:19:56.000 It's crazy.
00:19:57.000 But that's what they do, man.
00:19:58.000 It's their thousands of years of genetic breeding.
00:20:01.000 And you know what?
00:20:02.000 It's just coming from a person who's deeply involved in human fighting. 0.98
00:20:06.000 So for me, like, dog fighting is, what is it, less brutal than what I fucking watch every weekend? 0.99
00:20:12.000 Is it less brutal than Alistair Overeem kicking you in the fucking head with his shin? 0.99
00:20:17.000 I think a dog biting you might be a little less brutal than that. 1.00
00:20:20.000 It might be less brutal than having Cain Velasquez punch a fucking hole through your face like he did to Brock Lesnar. 1.00
00:20:26.000 You know what I mean? 1.00
00:20:26.000 Shit. 1.00
00:20:27.000 Yeah, but those guys are in there because they want to be there. 1.00
00:20:30.000 They're making the conscious decision to be there.
00:20:31.000 Guess what?
00:20:31.000 The dogs want to do it too.
00:20:32.000 They want to bite through the fucking fence. 1.00
00:20:33.000 Some do. 1.00
00:20:34.000 Yeah, but they're also killing each other and there's no referee. 0.99
00:20:37.000 They're really scary.
00:20:37.000 They don't want to stop it.
00:20:38.000 Well, yes, they are.
00:20:38.000 That's not true.
00:20:39.000 No, no, no, that's not true.
00:20:40.000 That's not true.
00:20:41.000 The dogs, they break the dogs and then they bring them back together again and if the dog shies away, they stop it.
00:20:45.000 That's incorrect.
00:20:46.000 But where is the electrocution and the drowning that you brought up?
00:20:50.000 That's all dogs that are not game.
00:20:52.000 This is, the idea is you never breed a dog that is human aggressive.
00:20:57.000 You never breed a dog that quits.
00:21:00.000 You never breed a dog that is scared of another dog, a dog that backs away.
00:21:04.000 The thing that they've done with pit bulls is they've taken this animal and they've engineered it into a super fighter.
00:21:11.000 And there's no other dog that comes close to a pit bull when it comes to dog fighting.
00:21:15.000 There's no other dog.
00:21:16.000 And this isn't, you know, I'm not bragging about this.
00:21:19.000 This isn't like fanboy talk.
00:21:21.000 This is just what they've done.
00:21:23.000 They've taken this animal.
00:21:24.000 They've made it something very unusual.
00:21:26.000 What they've done is they've made an animal that's absolutely unafraid to die.
00:21:29.000 Absolutely unafraid of pain.
00:21:30.000 Absolutely unafraid of conflict and impact.
00:21:34.000 They go right after other dogs.
00:21:36.000 There's no hesitation.
00:21:37.000 A lot of dogs, they growl.
00:21:38.000 They try to figure out who's going to be the boss.
00:21:40.000 They'll piss on the fence.
00:21:41.000 They might even be able to avoid a fight altogether.
00:21:43.000 There's no avoiding a fight with Pitbull.
00:21:45.000 None.
00:21:46.000 Zero.
00:21:47.000 If it's a Pitbull and he's out of his cage and he's a male and he has his balls and there's another dog that's a male and has his balls and that dog does anything even remotely resembling something that challenges the Pitbull's dominance, there's a fight. 0.96
00:22:02.000 He's been bred for Yeah, unless you're just a bad motherfucker, Cesar Millan guy, and you've done a really good job of breeding your dog, or you've got a particular docile version of the breed where many, many, many generations of breeders have bred the gameness out of pits. 0.95
00:22:18.000 When I'm talking about game pit bulls, most people, what you see when you see a pit bull, you see this 90-pound muscular, big-headed... 0.98
00:22:25.000 That's not a game pit bull.
00:22:27.000 A game pit bull is about 35 pounds.
00:22:29.000 They're very small.
00:22:30.000 And they look almost like a beagle, man.
00:22:33.000 Not really, but they don't look like the dogs that we are used to seeing.
00:22:39.000 They look like these little sinewy, little springy, athletic dogs.
00:22:46.000 The idea was you had to get a small dog because you had to be able to physically separate them when they're going at it.
00:22:52.000 If you've got two 90-pound pit bulls going at it, first of all, they don't last. 0.93
00:22:56.000 They gas out really quick, just like heavyweight fighters.
00:22:58.000 And they gas out really quick, and you can't separate them. 0.98
00:23:02.000 They're too fucking strong. 0.98
00:23:03.000 It's too dangerous, too. 0.99
00:23:04.000 Two 35-pounders, you just get right in there and pick them up.
00:23:07.000 25-pounder, 28-pounder. 0.99
00:23:08.000 So they have weight classes, and they put dogs on treadmills and shit. 0.99
00:23:12.000 So I get that they treat it like a sport. 0.98
00:23:14.000 I get that they treat it like anybody else would treat something professional, but does that make it okay to be breeding the dogs for that?
00:23:21.000 No, it certainly doesn't.
00:23:22.000 I mean, I don't support it in any way.
00:23:23.000 No, no, and I wasn't applying that you do, but I mean, like, that's...
00:23:26.000 See, I'm a hypocrite, though, because like I said, I support human fighting.
00:23:29.000 You just said it's less violent than UFC. No, it's not really. 0.62
00:23:32.000 I mean, the dogs get fucking bit by pit bulls. 0.94
00:23:35.000 I'm kind of kidding, and I'm kind of exaggerating, but I did say it, but what I meant was, I mean, I am around voluntary human violence amongst the most intelligent species on the planet on a regular basis, and for sure, I know those guys enjoy it. 0.99
00:23:49.000 And I think the dogs enjoy it too.
00:23:51.000 I don't think they should do it.
00:23:52.000 I hated watching dogs fight.
00:23:54.000 When I'd come home and dogs would get angry and sometimes it would be a fight over attention. 0.99
00:23:59.000 You come home and they decide one person wants to get pet and then the other dog wants to get pet and they'll fucking growl at each other. 0.96
00:24:07.000 And it's really annoying. 0.98
00:24:08.000 And it's one of the things that happens when you have a bunch of dogs.
00:24:12.000 But my point about pit bulls is not that there's anything good about what they do.
00:24:18.000 No, you're just saying this is what they do.
00:24:20.000 This is what they do.
00:24:21.000 But I think a dog could be bred to love being pet just as much as it loves aggression, no matter how aggressive the dog is.
00:24:28.000 Of course, over many generations.
00:24:29.000 Well, my dog now is what's called a Regency Mastiff.
00:24:33.000 And what a Regency Mastiff is is a Neapolitan Mastiff that's bred with a pit bull.
00:24:38.000 What it essentially is, is this big, strong, athletic pitbull-mastiff combination.
00:24:44.000 But there's no dog aggression at all.
00:24:46.000 And no people aggression.
00:24:48.000 But it's because I know the guy who breathes it, and he breathes For the exact opposite.
00:24:54.000 If the dogs show any aggression to anybody, done.
00:24:57.000 No breeding.
00:24:57.000 He has them fixed.
00:24:59.000 But he doesn't kill them. 0.99
00:25:01.000 He's not shooting them in the head.
00:25:02.000 He's a breeder who loves animals.
00:25:05.000 They come over his house and his dogs are playing with his two-year-old daughter.
00:25:10.000 You can do amazing things with animals through breeding.
00:25:14.000 And what they've done with the pit bull is an amazing thing.
00:25:17.000 I love the dogs.
00:25:18.000 They're amazing dogs.
00:25:19.000 The guy had one at the gym the other day.
00:25:20.000 I couldn't stop petting it.
00:25:22.000 They're fascinating animals.
00:25:23.000 Be brought to the gym?
00:25:24.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:25:24.000 Guys bring jiu-jitsu.
00:25:26.000 Come on, my friend.
00:25:26.000 I have a fishbowl.
00:25:27.000 I bring the fishbowl to the gym.
00:25:29.000 The thing about them is because they've been bred that way, we're only the strongest, most aggressive, the ones with the most...
00:25:41.000 Impenetrable will.
00:25:42.000 Those are the only ones that are allowed to breed in the dogfighting community.
00:25:45.000 The other ones are culled.
00:25:46.000 They're either killed or they're neutered.
00:25:48.000 Or they're given to people as pets.
00:25:49.000 But when you have that, what you get is this incredibly energetic, intelligent animal.
00:25:57.000 You get this survivor.
00:25:58.000 You get this cream-of-the-crop genetic specimen of a dog. 1.00
00:26:02.000 They're just fucking amazing dogs. 0.99
00:26:03.000 I feel the same way about Yorkie Poos. 0.99
00:26:05.000 You get the adorableness of the Yorkshire.
00:26:09.000 You get the intelligence of the poodle.
00:26:10.000 There you go.
00:26:10.000 I mean, who doesn't want that on a calendar or in their living room?
00:26:13.000 Once you have a pit bull, it's very hard to take other dogs seriously.
00:26:17.000 Really?
00:26:18.000 Yeah, German Shepherds are pretty easy to take seriously.
00:26:19.000 They're pretty good.
00:26:20.000 My buddy's cousin trains German Shepherds.
00:26:23.000 Very smart dogs.
00:26:23.000 And he trains them for celebrities.
00:26:26.000 I guess he taught Jay-Z's dog diamonds.
00:26:29.000 Really?
00:26:30.000 Yeah, if he tells a German Shepherd diamonds. 0.90
00:26:32.000 Oh, that's hilarious.
00:26:33.000 I hope it isn't out, Jay-Z, but I think that's so awesome.
00:26:35.000 Oh, that's hilarious.
00:26:36.000 Isn't that the coolest thing ever?
00:26:37.000 Yeah, German Shepherds are super, super smart.
00:26:39.000 You can't just leave a German Shepherd in the yard.
00:26:41.000 They'll find a way out, man.
00:26:42.000 They don't like it.
00:26:44.000 If they have to, they'll stay in the yard, but they get bored really quick.
00:26:49.000 They're task-oriented animals.
00:26:50.000 They're SWAT team members.
00:26:52.000 They are treated like SWAT team members.
00:26:55.000 The smaller versions look just like German Shepherds, but they're smaller.
00:26:57.000 Same thing.
00:26:58.000 Those dogs are super smart.
00:27:00.000 Both German Shepherds at the pound today, both just standing at attention, not barking or anything.
00:27:05.000 I have accepted my fate.
00:27:07.000 Dude, they're great dogs.
00:27:08.000 German Shepherds are great dogs.
00:27:10.000 I had a German Shepherd.
00:27:11.000 My grandfather had one when I was growing up.
00:27:13.000 What a great dog it was.
00:27:15.000 It was literally a dog would go check on things, watch over the kids.
00:27:19.000 Kids would be playing.
00:27:20.000 My cousins would be playing.
00:27:21.000 The dog would just stand there and watch over them and make sure everybody's okay.
00:27:26.000 Right.
00:27:26.000 The ultimate host.
00:27:27.000 You guys cool?
00:27:28.000 You need anything?
00:27:28.000 And if people would walk by the front, if he was by the babies and the little kids and the little kids were playing, and people would walk by the front gate, the dog would take two steps towards the fence, just in case he needed to go jack somebody, just take two steps, and then he would look back at the little kids.
00:27:42.000 Look back at the little kids.
00:27:43.000 And I'm like, I was like six and I realized this. 1.00
00:27:45.000 I'm like, this motherfucker's guarding these babies. 1.00
00:27:48.000 The dog is guarding them. 1.00
00:27:49.000 You don't see that from very many dogs. 0.99
00:27:51.000 Most dogs don't give a fuck about somebody's babies. 1.00
00:27:53.000 So fuck this baby. 1.00
00:27:54.000 You know, lick my balls. 1.00
00:27:55.000 Let me eat some food. 1.00
00:27:56.000 Bacon strip later.
00:27:57.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:27:58.000 This is a totally different animal.
00:28:00.000 It's weird.
00:28:01.000 Hey, you mentioned Michael Vick did his time, and I don't want to tangentialize too much, but I mean, I think it's crazy that, you know, this Occupy stuff's going on, and I haven't had a chance to talk to you about it.
00:28:10.000 I don't know where you fall or what you've seen, but it's crazy that those guys haven't done any time yet.
00:28:14.000 Well, there's no leader.
00:28:15.000 That's the thing.
00:28:16.000 They're trying to find someone to put away where they can stop the movement.
00:28:20.000 The scariest thing about Occupy Wall Street for them is that there's no one person with a megaphone.
00:28:24.000 Right.
00:28:25.000 That's the only reason they're lasting so long.
00:28:26.000 Dude, it's getting bigger, too.
00:28:28.000 It's bigger and bigger every day.
00:28:30.000 This is the beginning of something huge. 0.98
00:28:32.000 This is not just what it looked like What it looked like was one of them fucking Glenn Beck rallies that just got real long, lasted a while. 0.98
00:28:40.000 Everybody's pissed. 0.98
00:28:41.000 Yeah, I get it.
00:28:41.000 You're pissed.
00:28:42.000 I'm pissed too.
00:28:43.000 But then, after a couple of weeks, it's like, this is not the same.
00:28:46.000 This is a different feeling.
00:28:47.000 This has an overthrow-the-government feel to it.
00:28:51.000 Yeah.
00:28:52.000 I mean, I saw people out there for the first time with giant signs that said, Audit the Fed.
00:28:56.000 And I was like, I didn't see you guys out here for any other rally.
00:28:59.000 And maybe that's just because my eyes weren't open enough, but...
00:29:01.000 I went, okay, if this is how it's going to go down, let's get it going.
00:29:04.000 Well, I've had some discussions about this on my message board, and there's some real good points that a lot of these guys brought up that I agree with.
00:29:09.000 One of them is that there's not a lot of cohesive message to this thing.
00:29:16.000 Right.
00:29:16.000 It's like there's so many different people with so many different wants and desires.
00:29:18.000 But that's going to happen with any movement.
00:29:20.000 Sure, absolutely.
00:29:20.000 Unfortunately.
00:29:20.000 Especially a movement with no leader.
00:29:22.000 That they go there and they're like, stop the drone killings.
00:29:25.000 And there's PETA people there. 0.99
00:29:27.000 And there's fucking solar people there. 0.99
00:29:29.000 And hemp people there. 0.99
00:29:30.000 And there's legalized marijuana people there. 0.79
00:29:31.000 And everyone's got their own signs.
00:29:32.000 And it's not just Occupy Wall Street. 0.99
00:29:35.000 It's everything that sucks. 1.00
00:29:37.000 A guy had a sign that said, shit's fucked up. 1.00
00:29:39.000 And it's bullshit. 1.00
00:29:40.000 And I was like, abso-fucking-lutely, dude. 1.00
00:29:43.000 Shit's fucked up. 1.00
00:29:44.000 So that's reason enough to get out there. 1.00
00:29:46.000 And right now...
00:29:47.000 The major concern is watching special interest groups, agent provocateurs, watch them try to roll into the fray and do their YouTube videos to fight back and their CNN coverage to picture the protest in a certain direction.
00:29:59.000 It's so fascinating to watch the way the steps were outlined for it.
00:30:03.000 Here's what happened to the Tea Party.
00:30:04.000 Here's how every other movement has been marginalized.
00:30:06.000 Excuse me, coffee, bad.
00:30:08.000 Marginalized every other movement for years.
00:30:11.000 And to watch those steps playing out right now with Occupy Wall Street and seeing if it's going to thrive or if it's going to crumble in on itself Do you think that somebody marginalized the Tea Party or do you think they just did it to themselves?
00:30:21.000 The people who truly...
00:30:23.000 And this is from Reddit articles and from what I can cobble together on Wikipedia.
00:30:26.000 But the people who were at the true heart of the original Tea Party were anti-Federal Reserve.
00:30:33.000 They were anti-Big Banks.
00:30:34.000 They were anti-corporations.
00:30:35.000 And a lot of people said, well, they're Ron Paul supporters.
00:30:37.000 So they got lumped in as, okay, you're Ron Paul, so you're Republican.
00:30:40.000 And they're like, wait, but we're not necessarily...
00:30:42.000 Republican.
00:30:42.000 I mean, we do believe in some of Ron Paul's ideas.
00:30:44.000 Nope, you're Republican.
00:30:45.000 Now we're going to get some crazies out there with some hats that have tea bags dangling from them and send out flyers. 1.00
00:30:51.000 Well, you really think that someone sent those people out there?
00:30:54.000 You don't think that there was a lot of people that just joined in?
00:30:56.000 No, there certainly were.
00:30:57.000 So you think that it was orchestrated?
00:30:59.000 I think aspects of it were orchestrated.
00:31:01.000 Really?
00:31:02.000 I think there's documented proof of people doing that.
00:31:04.000 I mean, they already have agent provocateurs...
00:31:07.000 Of course.
00:31:07.000 That Citibank thing where those guys got arrested, the 40 people that were in a Citibank trying to close their bank accounts?
00:31:12.000 Now, they were being assholes. 1.00
00:31:13.000 They were. 1.00
00:31:14.000 They were being dicks. 0.99
00:31:14.000 They had their cardboard signs inside a Citibank. 0.99
00:31:16.000 They were disrupting business.
00:31:17.000 And they're shouting.
00:31:17.000 They were being disruptive.
00:31:18.000 Yeah, they weren't just canceling their bank accounts.
00:31:21.000 The guy who was the loudest there, one of the guys who was the loudest from videos that I've seen, was an undercover cop.
00:31:26.000 So he was right in there, yeah, it's out there.
00:31:28.000 So one of the ladies who went in there, she did protest, she did say her speech, but then she politely, after they told her to quiet down, and this is, again, I can only cobble together so many stories, but this is what I've observed over a few articles. 0.97
00:31:40.000 She quietly calmed down, she closed her bank account, she was outside, they locked everybody in because the police said, well, if they're a disrupting business, hold them there, which I don't, even for being an asshole, I don't think you can legally detain somebody like that. 0.95
00:31:51.000 Without the cops being there. 0.97
00:31:53.000 Dude came outside.
00:31:55.000 She said, I'm a customer.
00:31:56.000 Showing him the Citibank bank receipts and stuff.
00:31:57.000 She said, I'm supposed to be in there.
00:32:00.000 I'm trying to cancel my account.
00:32:01.000 He's like, you were one of the protesters.
00:32:02.000 Grabs her, bear hold style, and drags her back inside the Citibank to be processed.
00:32:07.000 Wow.
00:32:08.000 Well, Citibank, this is hilarious.
00:32:10.000 The Citibank protesters are saying that the undercover cops set them up.
00:32:15.000 You know.
00:32:15.000 Thought it was a set up.
00:32:17.000 So the one thing this movement has going for it, which has me remaining so hopeful, is that they are so fucking connected. 0.92
00:32:26.000 Like, that's what makes it great, because the second bullshit happens, it's like, listen, yeah, that's one story, but here's 40 other angles of that event, start to finish. 0.94
00:32:35.000 You look at what happened. 0.98
00:32:36.000 You know, and they showed a commercial, right now there's an attack commercial against the movement that has some crazy guy who's known for being a crazy YouTube guy spouting anti-Semitic remarks at people left and right.
00:32:46.000 And there's one guy, and there's another dude that has a sign that was anti-Semitic, and they cut back and forth between this guy for like three minutes. 0.99
00:32:53.000 You know, this guy with the sign, the guy with that, and there's video of people at that protest shaming them, telling them to get the fuck out of here. 0.98
00:33:01.000 This doesn't belong here. 0.99
00:33:02.000 So you see one message and you go, crazy, anti-Semitism, there you go.
00:33:05.000 I get why people believe that.
00:33:06.000 That's the message they see.
00:33:07.000 But this movement is so connected that there's a chance that you could see 40 other perspectives on an event and truly make it up for yourself.
00:33:14.000 You can truly decide.
00:33:15.000 This Citibank arrest, now that we're talking about this, and now that I'm going, and you told me this, and I'm going online, and we'll tweet this stuff too, people are getting a chance to, do you want one of those, man?
00:33:27.000 There's cold ones in there.
00:33:28.000 Yeah, open the top.
00:33:29.000 Thanks, man.
00:33:30.000 They're on the bottom there.
00:33:31.000 Bottom shelf there.
00:33:32.000 There you go, fella.
00:33:33.000 Get one for everybody.
00:33:35.000 Yeah, sure, thanks.
00:33:36.000 This is why they're saying that they know that the guy was an undercover cop. 0.94
00:33:40.000 It's because he fucking arrested one of them once they got outside. 1.00
00:33:45.000 The fucking guy. 1.00
00:33:46.000 He wasn't just an undercover cop. 1.00
00:33:48.000 He was mocking them and laughing about it.
00:33:50.000 He arrested one of the protesters outside, slammed her into a wall, and pushed her back into the bank.
00:33:57.000 There's video of that.
00:33:58.000 You can see it.
00:33:59.000 He was at the precinct while they were all getting arrested and he was laughing with fellow white shirt cops telling them about what we'd been saying, basically.
00:34:05.000 It was a bit startling how inside their information was, how they were being paid to go to these protests and put us in situations where we'd be arrested and not be able to leave.
00:34:16.000 That's amazing.
00:34:17.000 It's not the only incident by a long shot.
00:34:19.000 That's crazy.
00:34:20.000 Who is in charge of this?
00:34:22.000 If this guy is an undercover cop, right?
00:34:24.000 Where is this Citibank branch?
00:34:27.000 What part of the country was this?
00:34:29.000 I don't recall. 0.98
00:34:30.000 Oh, that sucks. 0.94
00:34:31.000 I would like to know. 0.97
00:34:32.000 Is it not there on the article?
00:34:33.000 Oh, New York.
00:34:33.000 It's New York.
00:34:34.000 Wow.
00:34:35.000 There you go.
00:34:35.000 So you know who's behind it.
00:34:36.000 So it's Washington Square Park Police.
00:34:38.000 Wow.
00:34:39.000 They set this woman up. 1.00
00:34:41.000 This is disgusting. 0.82
00:34:43.000 It's not the only incident whatsoever. 0.50
00:34:45.000 This is disgusting that this should be fraud.
00:34:48.000 We should be able to sue them for fraud.
00:34:50.000 Yeah, I hope they can.
00:34:52.000 Misrepresenting our tax dollars and misrepresenting your position to protect us. 0.96
00:34:58.000 You are leading someone into an illegal event and then you're the one who's screaming shit out and citing them. 0.97
00:35:05.000 Did you know about kettling? 0.95
00:35:06.000 The procedure of kettling?
00:35:08.000 What's that?
00:35:09.000 It's what the cops, they have a term for it.
00:35:11.000 It's for cutting off large sections of a crowd for arrest during a protest.
00:35:15.000 So that Brooklyn Bridge arrest, there's a lot of views that depending upon how you want to interpret the video that you're watching, those guys were kettled.
00:35:21.000 So it means like they create a pot.
00:35:24.000 In this case it was the Brooklyn Bridge, right?
00:35:26.000 They cut off one end of the Brooklyn Bridge.
00:35:28.000 Then they told protesters, hey, you know, no foot traffic allowed on the bridge into a megaphone.
00:35:32.000 Which if you've ever been to a rally, the first three people can hear that megaphone.
00:35:35.000 Right. 0.99
00:35:36.000 No one else fucking can. 0.99
00:35:37.000 No one else can. 0.99
00:35:38.000 So they have one officer in the very front.
00:35:39.000 You guys can't be here.
00:35:40.000 Guys can't be here.
00:35:41.000 Guys can't be here.
00:35:42.000 No foot traffic.
00:35:44.000 All right, everybody!
00:35:45.000 He turns around, and many of the protesters felt that there was a line of police officers walking down the street, leading them onto the Brooklyn Bridge, like across it.
00:35:53.000 The protesters thought they had a minor victory. 1.00
00:35:55.000 They were like, fuck yeah, Brooklyn Bridge, we got this shit! 0.99
00:35:58.000 The cops get about halfway in, they cut them off, they put the lid on the kettle, and they cut off this large group of protesters on the bridge and arrested them all. 1.00
00:36:05.000 Wow.
00:36:05.000 It's like leading the marching band.
00:36:07.000 They arrested like 700 people or something.
00:36:09.000 Yeah, that got a lot, yeah.
00:36:11.000 It's cowboys.
00:36:11.000 Yeah.
00:36:12.000 It really is.
00:36:13.000 They were just hurting protesters.
00:36:14.000 Yeah, hurting protesters.
00:36:15.000 Well, you know what, man? 0.98
00:36:16.000 But it sucks. 0.98
00:36:16.000 This movement isn't anti-cop whatsoever, and it sucks that it's unfortunately only the bad and salacious stuff It's the news coverage. 0.98
00:36:23.000 Well, that's important, though, because people need to know what can happen, that that can happen.
00:36:28.000 We need to know about this. 0.99
00:36:29.000 This Citibank thing is fucking disgusting. 1.00
00:36:31.000 This is really gross. 1.00
00:36:32.000 If somebody just feels like Citibank's a shit organization and they just want to go in there and cancel their thing and maybe say, Citibank, I disagree with everything you're doing and I want my money back. 0.99
00:36:40.000 Good, fine, leave. 0.98
00:36:41.000 So search the one that happened today with Bank of America.
00:36:43.000 Because a woman goes into a Bank of America, she had a sign, and there's a video of this whole thing.
00:36:48.000 Again, I think, don't preach, don't make a ruckus, don't try to be the YouTube splash, but then again, here we are talking about it, so I guess it worked.
00:36:55.000 Is this today you're saying?
00:36:57.000 I think it was today.
00:36:58.000 There's something from October 11th where a bunch of women were arrested inside a Bank of America for returning trash from foreclosed homes.
00:37:04.000 No, no, no, no.
00:37:05.000 I think it was from today.
00:37:06.000 It was two women. 0.96
00:37:07.000 One has a sign.
00:37:08.000 She says, I'm against you guys.
00:37:09.000 I'm closing my account.
00:37:10.000 She immediately goes in and like a branch manager comes over to her and says, you can't be here.
00:37:14.000 You need to leave.
00:37:15.000 She's like, what are you talking about?
00:37:16.000 You need to get out of here.
00:37:17.000 I'm calling the cops.
00:37:18.000 She's like, listen, I'm just here to close my account.
00:37:20.000 You can't.
00:37:21.000 You're a protester.
00:37:23.000 I'm calling the cops.
00:37:23.000 Why?
00:37:24.000 What?
00:37:24.000 I haven't done anything.
00:37:25.000 And she's like, I'll put the sign away.
00:37:26.000 I'll put the sign away.
00:37:27.000 No.
00:37:28.000 Calling the cops.
00:37:28.000 And it gets to the point where she actually delivers a line.
00:37:31.000 You cannot be a protester and a customer at the same time.
00:37:35.000 Whoa.
00:37:36.000 Kick them out. 0.96
00:37:37.000 Lock the doors.
00:37:38.000 Oh, they just kicked him out.
00:37:39.000 Yeah, well, I mean, the cops wouldn't do anything.
00:37:41.000 I mean, come on, man.
00:37:43.000 You can't be a protester.
00:37:45.000 I know, but they didn't arrest him.
00:37:46.000 I don't know.
00:37:47.000 I mean, what do you want to do?
00:37:48.000 Do you want to be able to go to a place where you work and have a bunch of people stand around yelling that what you're doing is bad or protesting inside your job?
00:37:57.000 No, but again, you have to watch the video.
00:37:59.000 What were they doing?
00:38:00.000 She sat down with her sign.
00:38:01.000 I was waiting to close the account.
00:38:04.000 Again, I still think it's dickish to go and make noise and shout at some poor district manager that she's the 1% because she's not. 1.00
00:38:12.000 She's just doing her job, too.
00:38:13.000 Well, I think banks are like airplanes, though.
00:38:16.000 You really have to watch what you do inside of a bank, especially if you have a sign.
00:38:20.000 You don't know if that person has a bomb connected underneath their coat.
00:38:23.000 You know what I mean?
00:38:24.000 It's a little different.
00:38:25.000 I feel weird wearing an open shirt in a bank.
00:38:27.000 Somebody had a good point about Occupy Wall Street and they said all we need is one or two bounce checks and the cops are with us.
00:38:34.000 Yeah.
00:38:34.000 And that's so true because the cops are with us.
00:38:37.000 The cops are not fucking bankers. 0.98
00:38:39.000 But did you see the nice time released? 1.00
00:38:42.000 The idea that you can get the cops to act as protectors for these cocksuckers is really dark. 1.00
00:38:49.000 It's really dark when you think about it. 0.72
00:38:50.000 That it could even be steered in that direction.
00:38:53.000 Don't you think it's already happening though?
00:38:55.000 In what way?
00:38:55.000 I mean, this one Citibank thing?
00:38:57.000 Yes, I do.
00:38:58.000 But I mean, the police actions in New York, from checking IDs to make sure you're allowed to walk on certain streets, you had to have a Wall Street ID, kind of an ID that matched one of the addresses that you worked there.
00:39:08.000 Well, don't you think that probably has something to do with terror attacks as well?
00:39:12.000 They didn't do it before these protests.
00:39:14.000 Right, but I mean, don't you think they're worried, possibly, that someone's going to sneak through? 0.91
00:39:17.000 I mean, if there's so much fucking, like, people and so much attention in a certain area... 0.77
00:39:23.000 That's a slippery slope, though, dude. 0.90
00:39:24.000 It is a slippery slope, but justifying security.
00:39:25.000 Because, first of all, this protest hasn't been violent.
00:39:27.000 This protest hasn't been violent.
00:39:29.000 There have been outbursts, you know, but they haven't...
00:39:31.000 I mean, like the officer Tony Baloney that pepper sprayed those women that were in the net.
00:39:35.000 I don't know if you saw that video.
00:39:36.000 Yeah, I did.
00:39:37.000 Like, that guy lost 10 vacation days.
00:39:39.000 That's it?
00:39:39.000 That was his punishment.
00:39:40.000 Really?
00:39:41.000 That's it?
00:39:41.000 Yeah, it happened yesterday.
00:39:42.000 He lost 10 vacation days for pepper spraying.
00:39:44.000 And he's still a cop.
00:39:45.000 Oh, still a cop.
00:39:46.000 Doesn't get demoted, nothing.
00:39:47.000 You know, he had also some sort of a situation in 2004 where he abused somebody.
00:39:54.000 He punched somebody, I think.
00:39:55.000 But real quick, to finish that point, though, you know, you've got guys like that out there.
00:39:59.000 You want those guys checking your ID to make sure you work at a building.
00:40:01.000 And it's like, well, you go, yeah, it's for safety, but we've given up so many freedoms in the name of safety.
00:40:06.000 And this is just further erosion of that.
00:40:08.000 I agree with you, but...
00:40:10.000 Just playing devil's advocate. 0.99
00:40:11.000 What if you don't work for anybody who's doing anything evil, and you work on fucking Wall Street, and you can't get anywhere near your job, because there's a million hippies out there beating drums, banging for the banks to close, and you don't even support the fucking banks. 0.99
00:40:23.000 Be like, I hear you, but I gotta get over there, because that's where I work. 1.00
00:40:26.000 And they're like, you fucking one percenter! 1.00
00:40:27.000 You fucking piece of shit's pressing people! 1.00
00:40:29.000 And, you know, meanwhile, there's a person who works there. 1.00
00:40:32.000 I don't know.
00:40:32.000 I mean, I don't know.
00:40:33.000 Are there legit businesses?
00:40:34.000 I hope that's not the attitude of the protesters.
00:40:36.000 I hope that they...
00:40:37.000 And that's why I was troubled to see that woman called the branch manager, like, oh, you're the 1%. 1.00
00:40:41.000 I'm like, again, this is just a motherfucker trying to do their job. 1.00
00:40:44.000 I marched in the LA rally that they had. 1.00
00:40:46.000 I was like, let's see this thing.
00:40:47.000 If I'm going to put my weight behind this at all, or... 0.98
00:40:49.000 I try not to get too political at times, and I was like, if I'm going to be outspoken about this shit, I need to go down there. 0.95
00:40:54.000 I need to see what it's like. 0.92
00:40:56.000 And I'm shocked at how many people have framed complex opinions about it and yet haven't gone down to actually see one.
00:41:02.000 And when I was there, the cross-section of society that I ran into I feared didn't exist anymore.
00:41:07.000 Truly.
00:41:08.000 What do you mean?
00:41:09.000 Amazing people.
00:41:10.000 Incredible people. 0.98
00:41:11.000 For every avatar dressed up, head-to-toe blue hippie that's banging a bongo drum, there were three people there of all ages, all races, that understood that shit is fucked up in this country and was trying to be positive about it and trying to elicit change. 0.89
00:41:25.000 And so it was a really nice feeling, but I feel like there were clear demands and there was a good purpose to it then. 0.97
00:41:32.000 Now it's being a little co-opted.
00:41:34.000 How long ago was this?
00:41:36.000 That I went out there?
00:41:36.000 Yeah.
00:41:37.000 Probably a week or two ago.
00:41:38.000 So you think it's being co-opted by nefarious forces that are working undercover to try to sabotage things?
00:41:45.000 Yeah, I think so.
00:41:45.000 Like the Citibank thing?
00:41:46.000 I think so, yeah.
00:41:47.000 Really?
00:41:48.000 They do that to every movement.
00:41:50.000 I mean, from the attack ads to marginalizing the message to entrapment.
00:41:54.000 It's costing them a lot of money.
00:41:55.000 I mean, I think it was New York or something like that.
00:41:58.000 They were going to go bankrupt from this.
00:42:00.000 So Bloomberg, cough up the cash.
00:42:02.000 This is where you've got billions. 1.00
00:42:03.000 You want to keep that mayor job, fuckface? 1.00
00:42:06.000 While this was going on, I believe it was JPMorgan Chase announced their huge grant to NYPD of like $4.6 million or something like that. 0.99
00:42:14.000 It might have been a billion dollars.
00:42:15.000 I'm not even joking.
00:42:16.000 It was probably a million.
00:42:17.000 You should Google it.
00:42:18.000 But it's literally like, as this is going on, and the cops are there protecting Wall Street, and pepper spraying civilians who are protesting it, JP Morgan is making multi-million dollar donations to the NYPD. No way.
00:42:30.000 Who are they going to serve and protect, man?
00:42:32.000 Right.
00:42:33.000 So yeah, they might be one or two pensions away, but guess what?
00:42:35.000 They're not going to lose their pension. 0.98
00:42:37.000 Politicians don't fuck with the cops because they know they need them there to protect them and protect the bankers. 0.99
00:42:42.000 That is dark. 0.99
00:42:43.000 That's why it was inspiring to watch that Marine. 1.00
00:42:46.000 There was a fucking marine colonel that was on the street. 0.99
00:42:48.000 And you want to talk about pit bulls, Joe? 0.99
00:42:50.000 Yeah, I saw that guy. 0.99
00:42:51.000 That motherfucker was inspiring. 0.99
00:42:52.000 And people were like, he only said three words. 1.00
00:42:54.000 I'm like, it took him three words.
00:42:56.000 It was like, there's no honor in this.
00:42:58.000 Which is several more words than that.
00:42:59.000 But it took only that from that dude wearing that uniform with that intensity to shut those cops down. 1.00
00:43:05.000 Those cops couldn't say shit. 1.00
00:43:06.000 They couldn't say shit. 1.00
00:43:07.000 He kept pointing to his medals and shit. 1.00
00:43:10.000 What do you guys do when you're on horses trampling fucking innocent protesters? 0.99
00:43:14.000 Yeah, you're supposed to protect these people. 0.99
00:43:15.000 Yeah, this isn't a war zone.
00:43:17.000 These people don't have guns.
00:43:18.000 Yeah, why are you hurting these people?
00:43:19.000 There's no honor in this.
00:43:19.000 There's no honor in this.
00:43:20.000 That's all it took from that fucking guy. 0.99
00:43:23.000 JPMorgan Chase donates $4.6 million to NYPD during the protests. 1.00
00:43:28.000 During the protests.
00:43:30.000 That's so beautiful.
00:43:31.000 That's amazing.
00:43:32.000 It's amazing. 0.99
00:43:33.000 It's fucking transparent as sin. 1.00
00:43:36.000 It's gross. 1.00
00:43:37.000 This is something that would have happened a long time ago and we would have never heard about it.
00:43:40.000 But look at the site that that announcement is on.
00:43:43.000 That's on their official website.
00:43:44.000 It's not like they tried to hide this.
00:43:46.000 It's not like somebody had to go digging up some file to find some back alley deal.
00:43:50.000 They were like, hey world, we just donated 4.6 million to the NYPD. That's how good we are as people.
00:43:55.000 Wow. 0.98
00:43:56.000 Yeah, how gross. 1.00
00:43:57.000 And then the cops are acting as if that $4.6 million is worth more than whatever these fucking regular people pay out of their paychecks every goddamn week. 0.99
00:44:09.000 And a percentage of that, for sure, has to go to public service. 0.98
00:44:12.000 The people that are in your community, man.
00:44:16.000 The people that are fed up. 0.99
00:44:18.000 And you are just going to bend over and take it up to Cooley for $4.6 million from some fucking bankers. 0.99
00:44:23.000 That's amazing. 0.99
00:44:24.000 For an Adam Sandler movie.
00:44:27.000 How much does a movie cost?
00:44:29.000 Adam Sandler's movie is a lot more than $4.6 million.
00:44:32.000 Well, that's what they gross, but they're...
00:44:33.000 Yeah, that's what I meant. 0.99
00:44:35.000 Adam Sandler makes a lot of fucking money. 0.99
00:44:37.000 He might not like his movies, but his movies... 0.99
00:44:39.000 No, I love Adam Sandler's movies.
00:44:40.000 That was a total joke.
00:44:41.000 I love Adam Sandler.
00:44:42.000 That guy made $4.6 million for a movie.
00:44:44.000 He would cry.
00:44:45.000 That would be a terrible weekend. 1.00
00:44:47.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:44:48.000 What was... 1.00
00:44:50.000 Talking about J.P. Morgan, how they announced this right in the middle of it.
00:44:52.000 This is terrifying.
00:44:53.000 So yeah, so here's one thing I'm going to attempt to do.
00:44:56.000 I'm going to try to raise some money to do an app to help facilitate protesters right now.
00:45:00.000 Really?
00:45:01.000 And how's that work?
00:45:02.000 I got a couple ideas.
00:45:03.000 I mean, I think right now I'd love to see geolocation mixed media chat rooms that you can join.
00:45:08.000 Password protected, anonymous, whatever, you know.
00:45:12.000 You'll log into the room.
00:45:13.000 Maybe I'll create Occupy LA and people go in there. 0.94
00:45:15.000 Now we have a mixed media shared space with like IRC style moderation, meaning whoever creates that room can anoint.
00:45:20.000 If I create a room, I can give you permission and you permission to post directly to it.
00:45:24.000 Everybody else chats in a separate area of the app, but allow people to push button quick voice message chat so you can quickly communicate in a crowd.
00:45:31.000 Like, hey, the cops are coming. 0.99
00:45:32.000 Everybody fucking sit down. 0.99
00:45:34.000 Send that off, right? 0.99
00:45:35.000 That's a good idea, man.
00:45:36.000 Hey, they're kettling us in.
00:45:38.000 Pull up the Google Maps, drop a pin on it, send that out to the group so they can be like, all right, here's our new rally point and get there.
00:45:43.000 All in names of keeping it peaceful and organized.
00:45:46.000 If anybody takes a photo or tries to live stream from within the app, it would be geotagged and hashtagged.
00:45:51.000 Automatically, because you're in that group.
00:45:53.000 So when it goes up to the web, right now I'm trying to follow the protests, and they go, cops are beating a dude in a wheelchair in Sacramento.
00:45:59.000 They weren't.
00:45:59.000 They were just arresting a kid in a wheelchair, so it's okay.
00:46:02.000 And he was just there after curfew.
00:46:04.000 I had to track down four Twitter accounts to find where that was happening, click on the protest, go to the live stream.
00:46:09.000 One live stream went down.
00:46:10.000 I'm like, it's inefficient.
00:46:11.000 If everybody organized through one channel...
00:46:14.000 All their media.
00:46:15.000 You could pull up a map in real time of all the shit that's going down the world, click on a bubble and view it back like a timeline. 0.93
00:46:19.000 Wow. 0.64
00:46:20.000 And see when the room started, what people were saying, what keywords were popping, what media was happening, where the videos were.
00:46:25.000 You could piece up angles based off timestamps.
00:46:27.000 And the idea is you could really, you would have the most honest slice of an event and history that's going on.
00:46:32.000 I think it would be amazing.
00:46:33.000 And it would help people on the ground really organize and be safe.
00:46:37.000 You know, safer.
00:46:37.000 That's a great idea, dude.
00:46:38.000 They're there on Kickstarter quick.
00:46:40.000 So I want to do it on Kickstarter.
00:46:41.000 If someone hasn't stolen the idea already, I want to do it.
00:46:43.000 I've already checked it out.
00:46:44.000 I priced it out.
00:46:44.000 What do you call it?
00:46:45.000 We Gather. 1.00
00:46:46.000 How about Fuck the Police for coming down from the underground? 1.00
00:46:49.000 No, because it'll never get funding as... 0.98
00:46:51.000 I think I had it like iRiot.
00:46:53.000 Fudge the police?
00:46:53.000 iRiot?
00:46:54.000 Ooh, I like that.
00:46:55.000 iRiot.
00:46:55.000 I had a bunch of angry, aggressive names, but the way to really sell it is to say, well, not only can this be used to help facilitate marches, but if a group of 10 is going to Disneyland, they can all create a group amongst their friends and share their media that way.
00:47:06.000 Yeah, that's...
00:47:07.000 That's how you should market it entirely.
00:47:08.000 So what are you going to call it?
00:47:09.000 I gather?
00:47:09.000 Yeah, we gather.
00:47:10.000 We gather.
00:47:10.000 You know, like it's a social app.
00:47:12.000 I like it.
00:47:12.000 Someone just took the.com and the logo and everything else, so good luck with it, guys.
00:47:16.000 You didn't register that shit yet? 0.99
00:47:16.000 Nah. 0.99
00:47:17.000 How dare you?
00:47:18.000 I just wanted to get, I want the idea out there.
00:47:19.000 I was going to sell the, I was not going to sell the app.
00:47:21.000 Please, folks, don't steal it.
00:47:22.000 No, I mean, I hope, if someone can help me make that, please.
00:47:24.000 Why don't you register it tonight?
00:47:25.000 I could.
00:47:26.000 Yeah, do it.
00:47:27.000 I got a spec'd up.
00:47:28.000 I know how much it's going to cost, so I think I'm just going to go out there and do it.
00:47:30.000 It sounds brilliant.
00:47:31.000 Thanks, man.
00:47:31.000 It sounds like a brilliant idea.
00:47:32.000 I agree.
00:47:33.000 I think it'd be cool.
00:47:33.000 And it really wouldn't be great for Disneyland, too.
00:47:36.000 It would. 0.99
00:47:36.000 And if you're at like a fucking Coachella. 0.99
00:47:38.000 Let me join the Coachella room with my friends and then we can keep our room private but promote media up so it can go to the public room. 0.99
00:47:43.000 Say you go to the Kentucky Derby and you get lost in a group of friends.
00:47:46.000 Right.
00:47:46.000 Or you're just at a cockfight and you want to know where your friends are.
00:47:48.000 You want to know whose rooster's on top.
00:47:50.000 That's it.
00:47:51.000 We gather.
00:47:51.000 Yeah, that's a great idea, dude.
00:47:53.000 Thanks.
00:47:53.000 I like that a lot.
00:47:54.000 You're like a revolutionary.
00:47:55.000 Look at you.
00:47:56.000 Well, dude, how revolutionary would that image be?
00:47:58.000 Because right now the crowds, half of the violence and the confusion comes from panic.
00:48:02.000 The panic is coming from a lack of communication.
00:48:04.000 When you see those people chanting back what people are saying in a park, people think they're crazy and it's like a cult.
00:48:09.000 It's like, actually, no, they don't allow amplification devices.
00:48:11.000 So people are just like, we'll loudly repeat everything else that's happening.
00:48:14.000 But you get enough people running a WeGather-style app, Pop in one earbud.
00:48:18.000 You can still hear what's going on around you. 0.98
00:48:20.000 You'll know exactly who's connected and who's in that room by the side of the earbud and by glancing down at your phone and just fucking push to talk, man.
00:48:27.000 Jamie Kilstein made a tweet and this tweet will forever, in my mind, embody what is going on here. 0.72
00:48:35.000 He made this tweet.
00:48:36.000 He was down at Occupy Wall Street. 0.99
00:48:38.000 He was talking about how fucking crazy it is. 0.97
00:48:40.000 He wrote, they just arrested a guy because they thought he was the leader. 0.99
00:48:45.000 Period.
00:48:46.000 There are no leaders.
00:48:48.000 Occupy Wall Street.
00:48:49.000 And he made a little hashtag.
00:48:51.000 And I was like, wow.
00:48:52.000 What a crazy movement that must be for people where there's not one guy on a podium with a microphone.
00:48:57.000 It's a truly democratic movement right now.
00:48:59.000 Growing.
00:49:00.000 Truly.
00:49:00.000 And growing.
00:49:01.000 And how the fuck do you silence that? 0.97
00:49:03.000 Because then you've got guys like Move On. 0.98
00:49:06.000 There's a petition on Move On site to have them to stop supporting Occupy Wall Street.
00:49:10.000 They're seen as a radical leftist group and very political and they have their own ties to corporations, etc., etc., depending upon who you ask. 0.99
00:49:18.000 So right now, you can't have anybody from a group like that, Republican, Democrat, I don't give a shit. 0.95
00:49:23.000 You cannot have groups with strong political ties funding your movement and gathering interest for your movement. 0.94
00:49:30.000 You can't do that because that will be used as fodder to shut it down immediately.
00:49:33.000 Well, this is the beautiful thing about this song.
00:49:36.000 There is no political party here.
00:49:38.000 There's no political party involved in any of this.
00:49:40.000 There's Republicans out there, Libertarians out there.
00:49:43.000 But I think a lot of Republicans don't think there are Republicans out there.
00:49:45.000 That's a message that I run into a lot. 0.99
00:49:47.000 A lot of Republicans are so goddamn brainwashed I don't even know what a Republican is. 0.99
00:49:51.000 Some Democrats are too. 0.99
00:49:51.000 A lot of Republicans might tell people that I would register to be a Republican if I really thought that Ron Paul had a chance or that Gary Johnson had a chance. 0.99
00:49:59.000 What a real Republican is supposed to be about is supposed to be about small business and saying the fuck out of people's personal lives. 0.92
00:50:04.000 It's Ron Paul. 0.96
00:50:04.000 Yeah. 0.96
00:50:04.000 A real Republican, by the way, wouldn't give a shit if you got married if you were gay. 0.96
00:50:09.000 A real Republican wouldn't give a shit about what religion you want to practice. 1.00
00:50:12.000 Your business, as long as the government doesn't tell me if it's okay. 0.99
00:50:15.000 Your business.
00:50:16.000 A constitutional Republican.
00:50:18.000 Polar opposite of that right now.
00:50:19.000 Would never be wanting to intersect religion in with politics. 0.99
00:50:24.000 What's gone on in this country is people, like always, lump themselves into fucking teams. 0.99
00:50:29.000 Whether it's Windows versus Mac. 0.99
00:50:31.000 Which is why they can't allow a certain group that represents a certain team or a certain color or fucking animal glom onto their message, and they're going to have to communicate better to do that. 0.85
00:50:40.000 This is the big question about this Occupy Wall Street thing, is that it's already gotten way past a boiling point. 0.98
00:50:47.000 And it's gotten to a point where if the economy doesn't improve and these people don't have to go back to work, well, what the fuck is going to stop them from escalating? 0.97
00:50:55.000 What the fuck is going to stop this from getting bigger and bigger? 0.99
00:50:58.000 I love when people go, get a job, you hippie. 1.00
00:51:01.000 Get a fucking job. 1.00
00:51:02.000 It's like, create one for me. 1.00
00:51:03.000 Create one for me and I'll take it. 1.00
00:51:05.000 That's why I'm out here, asshole. 1.00
00:51:06.000 Everybody that says get a job today is an asshole. 1.00
00:51:09.000 What? 1.00
00:51:11.000 It's going to be interesting to see what happens come winter. 0.99
00:51:13.000 It's 10% unemployment, and that's just for people who are fucking registering for unemployment. 0.98
00:51:19.000 That's why those numbers are screwy, man. 0.95
00:51:21.000 When they say the country is 9% or 10% or what it is, that's just people that are registering for unemployment.
00:51:27.000 How many people are not eligible for unemployment and they're still unemployed?
00:51:31.000 How many people have used up their unemployment and they're still unemployed?
00:51:35.000 Well, it's because they're playing World of Warcraft.
00:51:37.000 It's because they have no drive.
00:51:38.000 It's because they're alcoholics.
00:51:39.000 It's because they're, let's paint whatever negative picture we can on the fact that some people get down on their luck sometimes.
00:51:45.000 That's what Herman Cain thinks, right?
00:51:47.000 Yeah.
00:51:47.000 Herman Cain is, it's your bad.
00:51:49.000 Is your ass bleeding? 1.00
00:51:50.000 It's not because I raped you. 1.00
00:51:51.000 Because you resisted hard enough. 0.97
00:51:54.000 He's wrong, but isn't he right too?
00:51:57.000 He's absolutely wrong.
00:51:59.000 And there's certainly people in certain situations. 0.99
00:52:02.000 For sure, people get a shit roll of the dice, man. 0.99
00:52:05.000 I've seen it. 1.00
00:52:05.000 We've all seen it. 1.00
00:52:06.000 And some people are just fucking lazy and want to suck off the teat. 0.99
00:52:09.000 And a lot of individual greed led to the situations that we have right now. 0.99
00:52:13.000 It's so multifaceted.
00:52:14.000 He's right and he's wrong.
00:52:15.000 Right, exactly.
00:52:16.000 What I was going to say is that his point is...
00:52:19.000 It's very simple and generalized, but the reality is many a person has gone from intense poverty to immense wealth, and they've done it by bulldog determinations.
00:52:30.000 Yeah, but they did it when the game wasn't rigged.
00:52:32.000 I don't know about that.
00:52:33.000 I think people are doing that right now.
00:52:35.000 It's so much harder, though.
00:52:36.000 Oh, it is, most certainly.
00:52:37.000 So much harder.
00:52:38.000 What do you think has changed as far as the game being rigged?
00:52:43.000 Interest rates are much higher for credit cards, and it's harder to get a loan for businesses or to buy a house.
00:52:49.000 And the jobs that you can get.
00:52:50.000 But how else is it rigged?
00:52:52.000 I think the jobs that you can get right now, the dollar is being so manipulated. 0.99
00:52:56.000 Okay, first of all, to get something big going, you want to get Bill Gates money, you want to get that kind of money, you want to be a baller, you got to make your own shit. 0.99
00:53:04.000 You got to make your own shit. 0.99
00:53:05.000 You got to be your own boss, for sure. 1.00
00:53:07.000 You got to create your own thing.
00:53:08.000 Your own business, your own boss. 1.00
00:53:09.000 So do whatever the fuck you got to do. 0.99
00:53:11.000 But it's got to be your own thing. 0.99
00:53:12.000 That's the only way you make monumental kind of money.
00:53:14.000 And So, you know what?
00:53:15.000 Broadband sucks in this country and cellular sucks, so I'm going to start my own carrier and I'm going to make it awesome, but the game is rigged against me. 0.59
00:53:22.000 I can't do it. 0.99
00:53:22.000 Throughout history, people have figured out a way. 0.99
00:53:24.000 People have figured out a way in the darkest times to make shit piles of money. 0.91
00:53:27.000 So he's wrong in generalizing right now, but he's also right. 0.95
00:53:31.000 It is possible.
00:53:32.000 It's just most people aren't willing to do the work to create the possible. 0.98
00:53:35.000 You have to become like a madman to become super uber successful in the middle of a fucking down economy. 0.97
00:53:42.000 But you can do it. 0.99
00:53:42.000 But there is no middle class anymore. 0.99
00:53:44.000 Yes, I think it does take that drive.
00:53:46.000 I think you said like Steve Jobs ran himself at 11,000 RPM every day and just burned himself out.
00:53:50.000 It does take that to be at his level.
00:53:52.000 But these aren't people in Times Square.
00:53:54.000 I'm getting back to the movement.
00:53:55.000 I don't think these are people that want to be Steve Jobs necessarily.
00:53:59.000 They just want jobs.
00:54:01.000 They'll take a job.
00:54:02.000 They want a modest house in a modest neighborhood.
00:54:04.000 You don't think that's possible anymore?
00:54:07.000 For some people, I don't think it is.
00:54:09.000 Impossible.
00:54:10.000 Is that possible that something could be impossible?
00:54:13.000 I don't think anything's impossible.
00:54:15.000 Absolutely not.
00:54:16.000 But should we hang our hats on the one person?
00:54:18.000 Let's say the legit unemployment number is 15%.
00:54:23.000 It's probably worse than that.
00:54:24.000 But let's say it's 15% nationwide.
00:54:26.000 That still means 85% of the people are working.
00:54:28.000 And if 85% of the people are working, why can't you work?
00:54:30.000 Is there a way to get through?
00:54:32.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:54:34.000 You can't really say there is no middle class. 0.99
00:54:37.000 For sure, the situation is fucked up. 0.96
00:54:39.000 For sure, we're in a terrible financial situation where we've realized that we've been scammed all these years and essentially defrauded and lied to. 0.99
00:54:47.000 And we have a Congress that's bought and paid for.
00:54:50.000 It's pretty obvious. 0.99
00:54:51.000 No one's prosecuting any of these fucks, yet they're going after pot dispensaries. 0.99
00:54:56.000 What's going on is shameful. 0.99
00:54:58.000 In 2011, with the internet, with the access to information that we have, that the government conducts its business this way is absolutely, completely shameful.
00:55:07.000 But some people are still doing okay.
00:55:10.000 Some people are still getting through.
00:55:11.000 I'm one of those people.
00:55:12.000 I'm doing all right.
00:55:14.000 I made some opportunities for myself.
00:55:15.000 I've been working my ass off since I was 12 years old.
00:55:17.000 I mean, I think it's possible.
00:55:18.000 But again, I'm not saying there isn't a middle class.
00:55:20.000 There clearly still is.
00:55:21.000 But it is shrinking exponentially.
00:55:24.000 Yeah. 0.94
00:55:24.000 B of A just offloaded a bunch of fucking bad assets to a branch of their arm that's FDIC insured here in the States that were European assets. 0.94
00:55:34.000 They did this thing that's not supposed to be legal, swiped over a bunch of stuff, so if the euro fails, if there's a financial crisis there, the American taxpayers could end up bailing out the European banks. 0.95
00:55:43.000 Wow.
00:55:44.000 By transferring their assets.
00:55:45.000 I mean, it's...
00:55:46.000 So, again, I'm doing alright right now. 1.00
00:55:48.000 Fuck Bank of America, too. 1.00
00:55:49.000 But... 1.00
00:55:50.000 Like, who's that one guy that just donated a shitload of money to Bank of America?
00:55:53.000 Like, some singer or something like that just donated a shitload of money to Bank of America?
00:55:59.000 Donated to Bank of America?
00:56:00.000 Not a singer.
00:56:01.000 There's some celebrity guy.
00:56:02.000 Here, I'll find out.
00:56:03.000 Yeah, find out.
00:56:04.000 I've never heard of anybody donating money to a bank.
00:56:06.000 That's crazy.
00:56:07.000 With all the connectivity that we have in this day and age, just as you're saying, it's crazy that the government is run the way it is, right?
00:56:13.000 That's what this protest is all about.
00:56:15.000 Yeah, I think so.
00:56:16.000 People are awake.
00:56:17.000 But so, you know, this is a pipe dream.
00:56:20.000 But why not, you know, I pay my taxes online.
00:56:22.000 I pay a lot of taxes online.
00:56:23.000 And they trust it enough to be verified and it's my social security number and blah blah blah and there's the amount that I'm paying and the government takes it, state and federal.
00:56:30.000 Right?
00:56:30.000 If I can pay my taxes online, we can do a system that does that, why can't I pay my taxes and then apportion those taxes directly to the funds and the projects and the things that I want?
00:56:41.000 Let me vote truly democratically with my dollars.
00:56:43.000 Now, if we have to set minimum levels, you know, for defense spending or, you know...
00:56:47.000 Well, you're talking crazy now.
00:56:49.000 Why?
00:56:49.000 Because, first of all, this isn't a democracy.
00:56:52.000 But why not?
00:56:53.000 Dream big.
00:56:54.000 It's a representative republic, right?
00:56:56.000 That's what we are.
00:56:57.000 Right.
00:56:57.000 We're represented by a handful of people that the corporations own.
00:57:00.000 You don't even get to know where your money goes.
00:57:03.000 They don't even have to give you a receipt.
00:57:04.000 How great would that be if I could decide where it's going to go?
00:57:07.000 How gross is that, by the way, that you pay, like, you're probably in like a 38% tax bracket or something, right?
00:57:12.000 You're doing really well.
00:57:12.000 One year when I wasn't incorporated, like now I work for myself as a corporation, but the last year that I wasn't, I paid 43 or 47% of my income to taxes.
00:57:22.000 How nutty is that? 0.97
00:57:22.000 Let's just round that bitch off to half. 0.97
00:57:25.000 You're paying half of your money and you don't even get a statement that says, hey, you helped fix a road, you helped pay for cops, you helped support firefighters. 1.00
00:57:36.000 You don't even get a fucking receipt. 1.00
00:57:38.000 They don't have to tell you shit. 1.00
00:57:40.000 Nope. 1.00
00:57:40.000 Warren Buffet. 1.00
00:57:42.000 Oh, Warren Buffet donated to Bank of America?
00:57:44.000 To help Bank of America, I think he bought a bunch of stocks.
00:57:49.000 He bought $357 million, is that what I said?
00:57:52.000 In stocks?
00:57:53.000 Jesus.
00:57:53.000 No, invests $5 billion in Bank of America.
00:57:56.000 Well, that's not donating, buddy.
00:57:58.000 No, no, but he did it to help them.
00:58:01.000 That's what his reasoning was.
00:58:02.000 I'm sure it was purely altruistic. 1.00
00:58:04.000 He's also old as fuck and doesn't give a shit. 1.00
00:58:06.000 He's a weird cat. 1.00
00:58:07.000 That guy lives in a regular house.
00:58:09.000 He's a super, super, super rich guy.
00:58:11.000 He lives in middle America, lives in a regular house.
00:58:14.000 Really?
00:58:14.000 Yeah, he does not live extravagantly by any means.
00:58:18.000 And he has apparently donated a substantial portion of his riches to charities when he dies.
00:58:24.000 Good for him.
00:58:25.000 Yeah, good for him.
00:58:26.000 Yeah, he's an interesting cat, that Warren Buffett.
00:58:28.000 I like that.
00:58:28.000 I've heard him vilified several times, so it's nice to hear that side of it.
00:58:31.000 Well, he probably feels bad for all the creepy shit that he did to get a hundred fucking billion dollars or whatever he's got stashed under his mattress. 0.99
00:58:37.000 He just worked hard, Joe. 0.99
00:58:38.000 Anybody can do it.
00:58:38.000 It's not impossible.
00:58:39.000 You were talking about videos that disturbed you and that video of the...
00:58:45.000 The dogs getting killed earlier.
00:58:47.000 There's something that disturbed me way more, and I couldn't even watch it.
00:58:49.000 I just heard about it.
00:58:50.000 It was a baby getting run over in China.
00:58:52.000 The baby got run over back and forth like a bunch of times.
00:58:55.000 People stepped over the body of the baby. 0.99
00:58:57.000 This video of them stepping over it, and nobody did a goddamn thing about it. 0.98
00:58:59.000 It was a two-year-old baby just wandering around, run over by a truck. 0.97
00:59:02.000 The truck sees that it ran over it, doesn't do anything about it, gets back in the car, runs over it again with its back wheels.
00:59:07.000 Oh, with the back wheels?
00:59:08.000 Yeah, and then another person runs over it.
00:59:09.000 I mean, it's...
00:59:12.000 As human beings, man, we have to look at what are we like at our worst?
00:59:16.000 What are we like at the most callous and unloving?
00:59:20.000 That's got to be an example.
00:59:21.000 Right up there with war.
00:59:23.000 You've got to at least leave a note.
00:59:25.000 Sorry I hit your baby.
00:59:26.000 Here's my license plate.
00:59:27.000 I'm insured. 0.99
00:59:27.000 You've got to at least do that because that's fucked up. 0.99
00:59:29.000 Well, I don't know whose fucking baby was just wandering around the streets, first of all. 0.99
00:59:34.000 There was no one that did anything about it. 0.99
00:59:36.000 They didn't even know the baby was run over.
00:59:37.000 There was no screaming.
00:59:38.000 There was no, oh my god, where's my baby? 0.88
00:59:40.000 When population density gets to a certain number and the value of life diminishes because there's just too many goddamn humans and literally not enough food for people, so instead of someone being valuable, you're actually a hindrance. 0.96
00:59:54.000 Everybody's a hindrance. 0.95
00:59:55.000 Right. 0.82
00:59:55.000 You're a resource drain. 0.82
00:59:57.000 Yeah.
00:59:57.000 I'm sorry, but that's what you are at times.
01:00:00.000 And thankfully, Siri is going to figure out how to turn us all into batteries. 0.94
01:00:04.000 And the Matrix is going to fucking happen, guys. 0.99
01:00:06.000 Siri is going to figure that shit out. 0.99
01:00:07.000 Well, if it's not that, it may be aliens. 0.99
01:00:09.000 One of the things I've always said about aliens, people think...
01:00:12.000 I have several friends that are obsessed with aliens.
01:00:15.000 Eddie Bravo being the biggest one. 0.99
01:00:16.000 He fucking loves UFOs. 0.99
01:00:18.000 Loves the idea that they're out there, man. 0.99
01:00:21.000 It's so exciting for him.
01:00:22.000 It's so sexy for him.
01:00:23.000 Me, I'm not so convinced. 0.99
01:00:24.000 I look around at all the goddamn video footage that people have on their cell phones, and then I see the video footage of UFOs, and I'm like, this is horseshit. 0.99
01:00:32.000 These are fake. 1.00
01:00:33.000 They just smell to me. 0.99
01:00:35.000 They all stink.
01:00:36.000 Nothing seems real. 1.00
01:00:37.000 There's not a single fucking video of anyone spotting a little gray man running around their backyard. 0.99
01:00:43.000 And that doesn't mean it's not real. 0.98
01:00:45.000 It doesn't mean that if they were here, they couldn't avoid detection, but I don't believe it.
01:00:48.000 And my other take on it is that if they did exist, We probably wouldn't want them here.
01:00:54.000 Because guess what?
01:00:55.000 They're not going to just let us run things as usual and give us more information so we can blow each other up quicker.
01:01:02.000 No, they're going to treat us the same way we treat dolphins and whales. 0.99
01:01:05.000 We don't give a fuck about them. 0.99
01:01:07.000 We kill whales every day. 0.99
01:01:09.000 Not we, not you and I obviously, but people in this world kill whales every day.
01:01:12.000 We take dolphins, we Americans do, and we lock them in fish tanks. 1.00
01:01:16.000 We take these amazing animals and we put them in a fucking swimming pool. 1.00
01:01:19.000 And we don't give a shit about them. 1.00
01:01:21.000 We really don't. 0.99
01:01:22.000 When they say an animal escaped from a zoo, that's because you put it in a prison.
01:01:26.000 It escaped. 1.00
01:01:27.000 It went home, you asshole. 1.00
01:01:29.000 You got free of your fucking jail. 1.00
01:01:31.000 It didn't escape. 1.00
01:01:32.000 You locked this guy up for nothing.
01:01:35.000 But why would we think that anything more intelligent than us would treat us any differently than we treat the most intelligent things that we're aware of?
01:01:43.000 Chimpanzees and dolphins and orcas are the most intelligent things that we're aware of.
01:01:48.000 We just lock them up. 1.00
01:01:49.000 We don't give a fuck, man. 1.00
01:01:51.000 We experiment on them. 1.00
01:01:52.000 We put them in cages. 0.95
01:01:54.000 We teach them how to do tricks for our amusement. 0.99
01:01:56.000 Why the fuck would we think that aliens would do anything different? 1.00
01:01:59.000 We steal their babies, man. 1.00
01:02:02.000 Chimpanzees, dolphins, orcas. 1.00
01:02:04.000 We steal their fucking babies. 1.00
01:02:05.000 What if we are a zoo for the aliens? 1.00
01:02:07.000 We very well could be, man. 1.00
01:02:08.000 What if they are just walking around right now invisible going, can you believe they're doing that shit? 1.00
01:02:12.000 Oh my god. 1.00
01:02:13.000 Let's make this guy do that and see what happens.
01:02:16.000 Well, if you think about what we're capable of right now, you ever go to the wild animal park in San Diego?
01:02:22.000 Yeah. 0.94
01:02:22.000 It's fucking amazing, right? 0.94
01:02:24.000 Huge, huge place. 0.99
01:02:25.000 You drive around there.
01:02:26.000 I mean, these animals have habitat, dude.
01:02:28.000 Did you ever feed the giraffes?
01:02:30.000 I actually never went there, but that's where Cliffy B is getting married.
01:02:32.000 Oh, is he really?
01:02:33.000 Yeah.
01:02:34.000 Like on a giraffe?
01:02:35.000 He's a crafty dude.
01:02:39.000 That sounds like something he would do.
01:02:40.000 It's an amazing setup.
01:02:42.000 They have a lot of room.
01:02:43.000 It's not ideal, but they have a lot of room.
01:02:45.000 So just extrapolate that. 0.94
01:02:47.000 Take that to 100 million years of evolution or whatever the fuck. 0.99
01:02:50.000 fuck you know who knows how long you know life can exist on certain planets and they could be so fucking sophisticated they could have like not just created a planet but you know but engineered our whole environment you know right well let's see what happens here it's It's truly Sim Earth. 0.99
01:03:05.000 The same way we do it with ants in video games are now people in The Sims. 0.99
01:03:10.000 Let's see how this one turns out.
01:03:11.000 Can you imagine if the whole idea of asteroidal impacts and mass extinction events was actually a programmed cycle, that we're just not aware of it?
01:03:20.000 We just are still assuming that there's sort of a random nature to all these rocks out there colliding, but really they just happen every certain amount of millions of years, just some sort of a global reset that just keeps going on.
01:03:36.000 Getting defragged.
01:03:37.000 Yeah, until your civilization becomes so intelligent that it can spot it and prevent it.
01:03:43.000 That's the mad race.
01:03:44.000 That's like the test. 0.87
01:03:45.000 Yeah, the mad race is to get off the planet in some sort of an artificial environment that you control, be it a large spaceship or a giant artificial planet, and to avoid all the cosmic impacts, solar flares, all the really big shit that happens, supernovas.
01:04:01.000 When hypernovas happen, everything anywhere near it in the galaxy just gets cooked. 0.96
01:04:06.000 and that shit can happen to us. 0.98
01:04:08.000 That's why I hate that I wasn't fucking alive for the space race. 0.99
01:04:11.000 I'm serious. 0.97
01:04:12.000 In the 60s, really?
01:04:13.000 Yeah.
01:04:13.000 I mean, the notion of it, and it might be the nostalgia that I've absorbed.
01:04:17.000 Not as much.
01:04:18.000 It's more about who can fire lasers from satellites now.
01:04:20.000 It's not about like, let's explore.
01:04:22.000 And I know that was the bill of goods that we were sold. 0.94
01:04:24.000 I'm sure it had a lot to do with defense testing and everything else, but if all the money that we did, and this is just me wishing we could vote with our tax dollars again, but if a fraction of the money we've spent blowing shit up in some other fucking country was spent to just solving something, like a problem for humanity here, we could be leaders again, like a problem for humanity here, we could be leaders again, and we could be positively and we could fucking... 0.92
01:04:46.000 Help the world. 0.62
01:04:47.000 Yeah, well, not even just that.
01:04:48.000 I'm going to sing that in a group of people. 0.93
01:04:51.000 Curiosity of expression, of just traveling the fucking universe and finding out what it is like on Mars. 0.76
01:04:58.000 Have humans set up some sort of a civilization on Mars where they, what is that called? 0.98
01:05:04.000 Total Recall?
01:05:06.000 No, where you take an environment and you sort of engineer it to a geo...
01:05:12.000 Geoforming?
01:05:12.000 Yeah, geoforming.
01:05:13.000 We need more ozone.
01:05:16.000 Let's do that.
01:05:16.000 We need some water here.
01:05:17.000 Let's ship that in.
01:05:18.000 Let's terraform on this level.
01:05:19.000 You create an environment.
01:05:20.000 They said that you could do this.
01:05:22.000 That you could take machines and you could build them on Mars.
01:05:25.000 Massive, massive machines.
01:05:27.000 Literally the size of cities.
01:05:28.000 It would be like a Manhattan-sized machine.
01:05:31.000 And that machine would just be pumping oxygen into the environment.
01:05:35.000 And that somehow or another...
01:05:36.000 It's called The Reactor.
01:05:37.000 And Quaid starts it with his alien hand.
01:05:40.000 Did you not see Total Recall?
01:05:42.000 I did see that.
01:05:42.000 Is that what it was in Total Recall?
01:05:44.000 Yeah, start The Reactor! 0.98
01:05:45.000 And he pushes the reactor and the rods go in and the fucking oxygen on the planet. 0.99
01:05:49.000 Oh, that's right. 0.95
01:05:50.000 And it stops Arnold's head from freaking out when he's on the side of the mountain. 0.99
01:05:53.000 Isn't that amazing that some stupid movie is actually based on real scientific ideas? 0.99
01:05:59.000 The three boob thing. 0.99
01:06:01.000 You can get an implant in the third one.
01:06:05.000 No one's ever done it. 0.96
01:06:06.000 You know when girls have three nipples? 1.00
01:06:07.000 I've never heard of a girl really having three nipples. 0.90
01:06:09.000 Oh, you've never seen one? 0.60
01:06:10.000 Yeah, I know a couple people. 0.99
01:06:11.000 I know guys and girls that have three nipples. 0.99
01:06:13.000 Really? 0.99
01:06:13.000 Yeah. 0.99
01:06:14.000 Are they next to each other?
01:06:15.000 It's creepy because it's just like the nipple part.
01:06:16.000 It's not the areola.
01:06:17.000 Oh, wow. 0.92
01:06:18.000 So it's just like this weird nipple. 0.75
01:06:20.000 I guess out of all freak show genetic mishaps you can have, that ain't that bad. 0.96
01:06:24.000 To have an extra nipple? 1.00
01:06:24.000 I got an extra nipple. 1.00
01:06:25.000 Who's going to complain? 0.99
01:06:27.000 Extra testicle wouldn't be that bad either. 0.99
01:06:29.000 Maybe. 0.99
01:06:30.000 What if your loads are just overwhelming?
01:06:33.000 Some guys want that.
01:06:35.000 Yeah, maybe it was too much.
01:06:36.000 I saw a product at GNC called Maxload next to the checkout counter.
01:06:40.000 GNC. GNC on the counter.
01:06:42.000 I took a photo of it.
01:06:43.000 It made me laugh so hard.
01:06:43.000 I tweeted it and it said...
01:06:44.000 Come harder, come longer, come better. 0.99
01:06:48.000 It was like three hits and there was like, you know, fucking max low. 0.99
01:06:51.000 GNC. On the counter. 0.99
01:06:53.000 At the checkout counter.
01:06:54.000 Like where a take a penny, leave a penny should be.
01:06:55.000 It was like, dudes, come harder.
01:06:58.000 That was on the counter at the GNC. That's amazing.
01:07:00.000 What a crazy world we live in now. 0.99
01:07:01.000 And it fucking did not work. 0.99
01:07:02.000 That is internet core. 0.99
01:07:03.000 Did not work.
01:07:03.000 Didn't work at all?
01:07:04.000 I fucking came pixie dust for like a week. 1.00
01:07:06.000 Poor little girl. 1.00
01:07:07.000 It was just glitter and wishes.
01:07:08.000 Did it taste different?
01:07:09.000 No, no, citrusy.
01:07:11.000 Do you think that's the internet that's got people so desensitized? 1.00
01:07:13.000 There's fetish porn now where they're using fake dicks and pumping gallons of fake semen out of them to splash all over people. 0.99
01:07:20.000 And they're doing like drive-by cum shots and like splattering girls that are just walking down the sidewalk. 1.00
01:07:25.000 That'd be hilarious if that's how the gang settled their warfare with drive-by cum shots. 0.99
01:07:30.000 That's actually pretty funny.
01:07:31.000 It'd be brilliant.
01:07:31.000 Well, what are they going to do when CGI gets to a point where everybody can afford it, including, you know, porn companies?
01:07:37.000 Right, it's on your phone.
01:07:37.000 It'll be real time.
01:07:38.000 They have, like, you know, Japanese, what is that called?
01:07:41.000 That hentai?
01:07:42.000 Yeah, where the tentacles look real.
01:07:44.000 They'll have that, but in a realistic human form.
01:07:48.000 They're so close, dude.
01:07:48.000 They're so close.
01:07:49.000 Yeah, women will just get split open. 1.00
01:07:51.000 I think it's going to be procedurally generated, dude. 1.00
01:07:52.000 You're going to be able to go to a website and through series and knobs, select exactly the kind of woman you want, fucking slide her her tits, choose her height, the hair color, select the scenes and positions, and hit play. 1.00
01:08:03.000 And that shit is going to auto-generate, and it's going to destroy humanity. 1.00
01:08:06.000 What'll happen first? 1.00
01:08:07.000 Holograms or virtual reality?
01:08:09.000 That's super realistic.
01:08:10.000 Well, it depends on your definition of super realistic. 0.99
01:08:13.000 For me, virtual reality isn't true virtual reality unless the shit is being into my brain. 0.98
01:08:17.000 Unless it's being beamed into it or electrified into it. 0.99
01:08:21.000 I don't care if it's through a helmet or a glove.
01:08:22.000 but until my brain is being tricked to imagine ones and zeros, I'm not going to call VR VR.
01:08:26.000 Do you think it's impossible to do that without some sort of an electronic aid or do you think that they'll be able to figure out, I thought at one point in time, I don't know about the science behind this because this is all just out of my imagination, but that there may be a frequency that they can tune into, that the human mind can tune into for whatever reason.
01:08:44.000 Right.
01:08:44.000 And they may be able to find a frequency that you can tune into where when you put yourself in a relaxed state, it can generate thoughts.
01:08:50.000 You know what, I think, I just had a bizarre thought about that.
01:08:53.000 I was like, no, what they'll do is they'll engineer it.
01:08:55.000 Because the transhumanism thing, they'll create a chip first that allows you to perceive that, but you'll still need power to generate it.
01:09:00.000 But then, we'll get so good with fucking manipulating molecules and DNA, we'll create the cell.
01:09:06.000 That will be put into something virus style that gives people perception to that. 0.96
01:09:10.000 So imagine like a chip for Bluetooth or Wi-Fi.
01:09:12.000 We're going to engineer that on a biochemical level so that you can now perceive this thing.
01:09:17.000 So you and I can communicate telepathically.
01:09:18.000 This device can beam the images into me.
01:09:21.000 Wow.
01:09:22.000 Why not, right?
01:09:23.000 Like a flu shot. 1.00
01:09:24.000 Yeah, but a viral fucking, you know, Bluetooth chip. 1.00
01:09:28.000 But Bluetooth kind of sucks. 0.99
01:09:30.000 Bluetooth 7.0. 0.96
01:09:31.000 If they're talking about genetic engineering and they're always talking about the possibility of nanobots, We're good to go in and cure cancer.
01:09:38.000 What about the idea of artificial cells?
01:09:42.000 What was it that they just discovered recently?
01:09:44.000 They created something that reproduced itself in a lab for the first time.
01:09:48.000 I saw something like that.
01:09:49.000 I forget what it was.
01:09:51.000 Some small structure, an atom or whatever it was that reproduced itself.
01:09:55.000 What if they can create artificial cells, they inject this artificial cell into you, and slowly but surely, over the course of however long it takes to regenerate inside all of your tissue, you become like a superhuman.
01:10:10.000 Mm-hmm.
01:10:11.000 I absolutely see that happening.
01:10:12.000 That's not outside the realm of possibility at all.
01:10:15.000 No, no.
01:10:15.000 And what concerns me is the potential.
01:10:17.000 We think we're having class war now, class warfare now.
01:10:20.000 Oh, my God.
01:10:20.000 Imagine the have and have-nots in that day and age.
01:10:22.000 Oh, my God. 0.97
01:10:23.000 When it's like, it's pure Gattaca shit of like, well, hey, I was born with it because I got upgraded. 0.98
01:10:27.000 Right. 0.99
01:10:28.000 And, you know, I can perceive this shit that you can't and manipulate you with my mind. 0.99
01:10:32.000 So, sorry, you're just a thing. 0.99
01:10:34.000 We're going to enslave ourselves before the aliens do. 0.95
01:10:36.000 Wow.
01:10:36.000 I don't see any escape from the technological singularity.
01:10:40.000 Do you?
01:10:41.000 I don't see any escape from artificial intelligence.
01:10:44.000 I worry that stunted minds will not allow us to evolve to that point.
01:10:48.000 I don't think they have a chance. 0.99
01:10:49.000 I don't think those stunted minds have a fucking chance. 1.00
01:10:52.000 I think it'll be on them before they even know it hit them. 1.00
01:10:54.000 I think no one is stopping the onset of artificial intelligence.
01:10:59.000 No one is putting the brakes to it.
01:11:01.000 Everybody's worrying about weapons.
01:11:03.000 Everybody's worrying about these threats from terrorists and all these different things.
01:11:06.000 What about a sentient, super-intelligent computer that can do things?
01:11:10.000 I think we're so on the path to that.
01:11:11.000 So on the path to that.
01:11:12.000 We're absolutely on the path to it, but we don't know.
01:11:14.000 It may look at us and just go, you're molecules.
01:11:17.000 I could use you more efficiently.
01:11:19.000 Thanks.
01:11:19.000 We don't know if it's going to be that way.
01:11:21.000 We don't know if...
01:11:22.000 Whoever gets it first, whether it's the US or the Chinese, they're going to put a hook in it that allows them to use it for whatever they want. 1.00
01:11:28.000 We don't really know. 0.96
01:11:29.000 The AI might become the next nuclear weapon before it becomes sentient enough to stop ourselves from blowing the shit out of each other. 0.52
01:11:36.000 That is possible, but I don't think that's going to happen.
01:11:38.000 I think once something becomes sentient, we're done.
01:11:40.000 I don't think we have any more say in anything. 0.59
01:11:42.000 And I think the idea of controlling it, once it has the ability to rationalize and realize how silly we are as a species... 0.69
01:11:47.000 No, I agree with that.
01:11:48.000 I agree that if we get to that, it's going to happen.
01:11:51.000 But there is a sliding scale of fully sentient AI and where we're at now.
01:11:56.000 And I'm worried that right here...
01:11:58.000 When we're almost there, right here, it's going to be just powerful enough, and someone's going to have it, and use it to take the rest of the world all the way back.
01:12:05.000 That is the Mad Max scenario, right?
01:12:07.000 Yeah.
01:12:07.000 That's the story that they tell after the apocalypse.
01:12:10.000 That's it.
01:12:11.000 After it's all over, of how close we were.
01:12:13.000 And the scientists sit around and discuss how close we were to changing the world.
01:12:17.000 And now they realize that they're old men, and there's no medicine around anymore, and you barely can find gasoline.
01:12:22.000 We could have had it all, and a few greedy men who still live on with that AI still have it.
01:12:27.000 And then 10,000 years from now, people find all these different ruins in America when America's covered with ice and then the ice withdraws again.
01:12:35.000 You know, just like it's happened before, right?
01:12:38.000 Absolutely. 1.00
01:12:39.000 Fuck. 1.00
01:12:39.000 And maybe they'll find a thumb drive frozen in ice and maybe one day figure out how to, you know, unencrypt it. 1.00
01:12:44.000 But I doubt it.
01:12:45.000 I doubt it.
01:12:46.000 But they do find things. 1.00
01:12:47.000 They do find some old fucking shit they can't account for. 1.00
01:12:50.000 You know, the idea of glaciers, though. 1.00
01:12:52.000 The real problem with glaciers.
01:12:53.000 We had Graham Hancock in here.
01:12:54.000 I don't know if you listened to that one.
01:12:55.000 He's a fascinating dude who...
01:12:58.000 Are you talking about chicks that look skinny from the waist up? 1.00
01:13:00.000 Oh, those are icebergs.
01:13:01.000 Sorry.
01:13:01.000 Glaciers.
01:13:03.000 Chakes that look skinny from the waist up are icebergs? 0.95
01:13:05.000 Call them icebergs, because above the surface they look alright, but down below it's...
01:13:09.000 Oh, that's hilarious.
01:13:11.000 So, I'm sorry, glaciers.
01:13:13.000 Glaciers.
01:13:14.000 Glaciers move on land and essentially grind everything underneath them down to nothing.
01:13:21.000 Yeah.
01:13:21.000 Because they move, you know, several feet a year, whatever they do, but they're essentially a mile-high sheet of ice that's slowly moving its way across the ground, and anything needs to be there.
01:13:30.000 Out of my way, bro.
01:13:31.000 Any buildings, anything.
01:13:33.000 Done.
01:13:34.000 Giant boulders moved miles.
01:13:36.000 It's a slow-mo tsunami.
01:13:37.000 It's like a slow-mo frozen tsunami.
01:13:39.000 Just like, later.
01:13:40.000 How powerful is that?
01:13:41.000 Have you ever been to the Great Lakes?
01:13:43.000 No.
01:13:44.000 That's how powerful the industry is.
01:13:45.000 You have to go.
01:13:46.000 The Great Lakes are something to really wrap your head around.
01:13:48.000 I mean, the oceans really made me think, obviously, you know, everybody looks at the ocean and goes, wow, it's so big, that's amazing.
01:13:54.000 But until you see a freshwater ocean, and you go, that used to be ice, and it melted.
01:13:59.000 It used to be a giant sheet of ice, and that's why it's here.
01:14:01.000 I mean, the Great Lakes are magnificent.
01:14:04.000 They're amazing, man. 0.96
01:14:05.000 They're so fucking big. 0.92
01:14:06.000 I was just near them, too, for a wedding. 0.97
01:14:08.000 I'm kind of pissed I didn't get out there.
01:14:09.000 Oh, you gotta go, man. 0.99
01:14:10.000 But I had to see a Cracker Barrel, so we went out of the way to see that shit. 1.00
01:14:13.000 We flew into it. 1.00
01:14:14.000 I'm like, they frame their racists.
01:14:15.000 It's amazing.
01:14:17.000 They what?
01:14:17.000 In the Cracker Barrel.
01:14:18.000 When you go inside, it's just photos of old slave owners just framed around watching you eat breakfast.
01:14:22.000 Really?
01:14:23.000 I like the gift shop.
01:14:25.000 It's like all licorice whips and old school Amish games. 1.00
01:14:29.000 Did you see that shit? 1.00
01:14:30.000 Speaking of the Midwest, all the animals, have you seen all the photos and videos of all that? 1.00
01:14:34.000 Yeah, I put that on my Twitter.
01:14:35.000 What we were talking about is there was a guy in Ohio...
01:14:38.000 Who was running a wild animal preserve, shot himself, and released all the animals.
01:14:45.000 I didn't know that was the catalyst.
01:14:46.000 He committed suicide.
01:14:47.000 He let all the animals go, and then he committed suicide.
01:14:50.000 Which is kind of interesting.
01:14:51.000 I wonder why the dude didn't let one of the animals...
01:14:52.000 Did he leave a note?
01:14:52.000 Like, I can't imprison these guys anymore?
01:14:54.000 I don't know.
01:14:54.000 Set them free.
01:14:55.000 I wonder why he didn't just let one of the tigers jack him. 1.00
01:14:58.000 If you're gonna kill yourself, why not just kill yourself by tiger? 1.00
01:15:00.000 That'd be wild. 1.00
01:15:01.000 Well, when you have the option.
01:15:03.000 Hey, you're around these wild animals every day.
01:15:04.000 You know it'd be quick.
01:15:05.000 It wouldn't take long at all. 1.00
01:15:07.000 Just jump in their neck and go, WHAT, BITCH? WHAT? Yeah. 1.00
01:15:11.000 There's something weird about the whole story, though, because, like, the sheriff knew him very well.
01:15:14.000 I guess he had to go up there all the time.
01:15:17.000 Like there was shit going on all the time with this guy and if you look at his house on Google Maps it's actually listed as a Harley like motorcycle shop So he had a farm is it like an illegal preserve he was running out the back like I don't think it was no I don't think it's illegal But so it's weird like I want to know the whole story like what this guy was going on this guy and now Jack Hanna the Columbus Zoo I 0.74
01:15:43.000 The zoo is overlooking this whole thing, but I was surprised that they couldn't, you know, I know they had to shoot a lot of them, but this seems like there's some of them they could have tried to tranquilize or something like that. 0.97
01:15:53.000 The police force didn't have a chance, man.
01:15:55.000 You know, what was going on?
01:15:56.000 Yeah, but the zoo, honestly, is like 30 miles away from where this happened.
01:16:00.000 Yeah, but do you understand what I'm saying?
01:16:01.000 Do they have the resources to get out there? 0.99
01:16:03.000 The animals were out, and there's people living there, and there's 40 fucking 50 animals, and tigers, and bears, and shit. 0.99
01:16:09.000 This isn't Mountain Lion Poach's Poodle on Runyon Canyon. 0.95
01:16:12.000 If you go to my Twitter today, while we're recording this, a lot of people get this online, but today is October 19th, so if you go to my Twitter, on October 19th, I retweeted somebody about this.
01:16:23.000 The guy's name is Kenny Royer3.
01:16:28.000 He looks like a winner, too.
01:16:30.000 He might be.
01:16:31.000 Have you seen his face?
01:16:31.000 Here's his face right there on Ustream.
01:16:33.000 It's okay.
01:16:34.000 Anyway, I went to...
01:16:35.000 What did he write?
01:16:36.000 Did he write a story about it?
01:16:37.000 No, he tweeted it to me and I retweeted it.
01:16:39.000 But there's a photo.
01:16:40.000 If you go to clevescene.com, I guess that's a Cleveland website, clevescene.com.
01:16:46.000 It's very graphic.
01:16:48.000 There's an image of all of these animals just laid out, murdered.
01:16:53.000 Tigers and bears, a bunch of them.
01:16:55.000 Lions.
01:16:57.000 Were they all in a globe?
01:16:58.000 Yeah, they're all in a pile here.
01:17:01.000 They hunted them down. 0.51
01:17:02.000 The cops hunted them down and just shot them all.
01:17:07.000 You've got to think of what the cops are dealing with. 1.00
01:17:09.000 The cops are dealing with 50 fucking killers. 1.00
01:17:12.000 50 wild killers that are aggressive and they're wandering the streets. 1.00
01:17:15.000 I mean, they gotta do what they gotta do.
01:17:17.000 It sucks that these animals had to die, but you know what? 1.00
01:17:19.000 It sucks these animals were in a fucking cage in some asshole's backyard. 1.00
01:17:23.000 How was one guy able to release all those animals? 1.00
01:17:27.000 Like, was there nobody else on this preserve?
01:17:29.000 I think it was his gig.
01:17:30.000 He just unlocked them all.
01:17:32.000 I talked to my sister, who lives very close to this, and I said, you know, what are they saying to you guys?
01:17:38.000 And they're like, well, they're saying that they're shooting all the animals because they all have herpes and stuff, is what they're saying on the news.
01:17:44.000 What?
01:17:45.000 The animals are all infected with some kind of...
01:17:47.000 The last thing you have to worry about is a tiger with herpes.
01:17:48.000 You don't know the way I think, dude. 1.00
01:17:49.000 I'm like, I have a chance to fuck a lion? 1.00
01:17:51.000 Later, bro. 1.00
01:17:52.000 I'm fucking YouTubing this. 0.99
01:17:54.000 Get some lion herpes. 1.00
01:17:55.000 Your dick looks like a cactus. 1.00
01:17:57.000 The dick just grows these cactus things off the side of it. 1.00
01:18:00.000 Yeah, but I guess something about herpes, that's what they're saying. 1.00
01:18:02.000 No, I think your sister's crazy. 0.99
01:18:04.000 No! 0.99
01:18:04.000 No. 0.99
01:18:05.000 You don't believe me?
01:18:06.000 Well, they might have been saying that to people, too, so they didn't feel like, oh, you're killing the tigers. 1.00
01:18:10.000 I know they treat people like they're idiots in Ohio, but they don't treat them like they're that stupid. 1.00
01:18:14.000 Yeah, it says, Muskegon County Sheriff says monkey with herpes virus still missing. 1.00
01:18:19.000 Oh, that's the one they haven't got yet?
01:18:20.000 Oh, you know what?
01:18:21.000 They probably don't want anybody to keep that monkey as a pet. 0.95
01:18:24.000 Hell yeah.
01:18:24.000 Maybe that monkey knows things.
01:18:26.000 Maybe you get that monkey and that monkey's one of those fucking Planet of the Apes monkeys that starts talking to you. 0.99
01:18:31.000 Did you see that remake? 0.99
01:18:32.000 They know that there's an alien coming.
01:18:34.000 They know that there's an asteroid.
01:18:35.000 You can't stop it.
01:18:36.000 The alien's going to land right before the asteroid.
01:18:38.000 There's a little monkey talking to you.
01:18:41.000 Did you watch the Planet of the Apes remake?
01:18:43.000 Did you guys see that?
01:18:44.000 Yeah, and we talked about it a couple of times.
01:18:45.000 I liked it.
01:18:46.000 I liked the special effects.
01:18:47.000 It was badass.
01:18:48.000 It's fascinating.
01:18:50.000 When you talk about manipulating genetics, it's not outside the realm of possibility that they've already done something like that.
01:18:55.000 They've already created some sort of a chimpanzee-human being hybrid. 0.85
01:18:59.000 Well, dude, the shit that they tell you they have done already, you know that there's a clone baby being monitored right now somewhere out there, and they're seeing exactly how that worked. 0.97
01:19:07.000 And genetically engineered kids out there, they're running tests on them right now. 0.99
01:19:11.000 That's absolutely happening.
01:19:12.000 I've always said that by the time they tell you that they're capable of making a clone, the guy telling you is probably a clone.
01:19:19.000 Right.
01:19:19.000 There are clones.
01:19:21.000 I'm the proof.
01:19:22.000 Here you go.
01:19:22.000 I wonder how far ahead they really are.
01:19:25.000 I would really love to know.
01:19:27.000 Every now and then I hear whispers of things, of technology, of military technology that's so far and above the realm of what we currently think is possible.
01:19:36.000 We always hear, like, they have the satellites that can zoom in on a hot dog on your grill, and they had those in 1983, man.
01:19:41.000 Right.
01:19:43.000 They probably do.
01:19:45.000 I don't know.
01:19:45.000 I've never seen any images from space that were really clear like that.
01:19:50.000 Like they could read a license plate.
01:19:52.000 I've never seen that.
01:19:53.000 Well, there was a point in time where they had Google imagery quality map and you weren't able to see that.
01:19:56.000 Really? 0.61
01:19:56.000 And now we can see that and then we can see 3D versions of it and street views and all that other shit. 0.61
01:20:00.000 If we have access to that data, you know they've got better access than that.
01:20:04.000 They have to.
01:20:05.000 They've got to have real-time video something.
01:20:07.000 Yeah, there must be some...
01:20:08.000 And I don't have...
01:20:08.000 Look, I have a tinfoil hat that says...
01:20:10.000 I bet they have it, but that's about it.
01:20:12.000 Well, when I was hanging out with my friend Mike Swick...
01:20:16.000 My friend Mike Swick's a UFC fighter who used to live in Russia.
01:20:19.000 And he was doing defense contractor work over there.
01:20:23.000 And they had an American building, and they would find bugs the Russians had installed in their buildings... 0.97
01:20:28.000 And he said they were so sophisticated.
01:20:31.000 It was so far above anything they'd ever seen before.
01:20:33.000 They had monitoring devices that were powered by the movement of the building.
01:20:40.000 By the subtle vibrations.
01:20:41.000 No, no, no.
01:20:42.000 You know how buildings sway?
01:20:44.000 There's a subtle swaying back and forth?
01:20:46.000 That was powering these listening devices.
01:20:48.000 They were that sophisticated.
01:20:50.000 That's like those shake-to-charge iPod holders.
01:20:52.000 But they have it on that level that they can get the sway of a building and a device low-powerful enough and mesh-networked enough to spread those ideas. 0.99
01:21:00.000 And that's how they were listening in on shit. 0.98
01:21:02.000 China was just involved in a huge scandal for that. 1.00
01:21:05.000 Was it China or Korea?
01:21:07.000 That's bad that I don't know the difference for this article.
01:21:09.000 No, I know the difference of the places.
01:21:11.000 I don't know the source of the article. 0.92
01:21:12.000 Prepare for a shitstorm online.
01:21:14.000 Yeah, bring it. 1.00
01:21:15.000 They already kicked my ass in StarCraft. 1.00
01:21:16.000 Oh, wait. 1.00
01:21:17.000 Which ones are those?
01:21:18.000 Those are Koreans. 0.93
01:21:19.000 Thank you.
01:21:20.000 They had little bugs in cars, and they thought, they were like, listen, this is just tracking how often you drive for discounts or for, you know, carpool riders and help you get through the, it's like a fast pass lane kind of thing, right?
01:21:29.000 This will just help you get through the toll booth.
01:21:31.000 It had audio recording, and some said video recording built into the tiniest little bug that was sitting on their dash so that they could monitor everybody. 0.99
01:21:38.000 Dude, eventually someone's going to hack Apple and they're going to get into your fucking webcam. 0.99
01:21:43.000 Your cloud. 1.00
01:21:44.000 They're going to get in your cloud.
01:21:45.000 A million people beating off videos of people sitting in front of their computers.
01:21:49.000 Your computer has a monitor on it.
01:21:51.000 Your computer has a camera on it.
01:21:54.000 And you're connected to the internet.
01:21:56.000 You're just assuming that nobody's watching. 0.60
01:21:58.000 You beat off like a lab rat.
01:21:59.000 Right, right.
01:22:00.000 The Xbox.
01:22:00.000 No, all the Xbox cameras and all the laptop lenses...
01:22:03.000 But the thing I'm worried about is the photo stream.
01:22:05.000 And like you said earlier, off camera, that you turned off your photo stream, which is a new thing on the new iPhones and stuff like that.
01:22:12.000 It's the cloud, so every time you take a photo, it sends it to your home computer, it sends it to your iPad, it sends it to whatever.
01:22:18.000 And you can't delete the photos, which is really annoying.
01:22:21.000 What?
01:22:22.000 You can't delete them from your phone?
01:22:23.000 From the photo stream.
01:22:25.000 You can't delete them from the photo stream?
01:22:26.000 Yeah, you can't.
01:22:27.000 I didn't know that.
01:22:28.000 Yeah, it's like once it's in the photo stream, you can't delete it.
01:22:30.000 I don't know if there's a way to do it, but you try it on your phone or anything, there's no way to delete a photo.
01:22:36.000 What about on your home computer?
01:22:37.000 I'm sure on your main computer.
01:22:38.000 Maybe on your main computer.
01:22:38.000 But think about that time you do snap a photo out at a party or something like that, and it's, oh shit, it's already on my photo stream, I can't get to my laptop.
01:22:45.000 And Mrs. Pereira opens up your laptop and says, God damn it, Kevin. 0.90
01:22:49.000 Or Bobby, who's in his car sniping your Wi-Fi or whatever, now has all your photos. 0.96
01:22:55.000 Is that easy?
01:22:56.000 Yeah.
01:22:57.000 Someone snipes your Wi-Fi.
01:22:58.000 They can't get your photos.
01:22:59.000 There are applications.
01:23:01.000 I've run one at the airport in Vegas.
01:23:06.000 And you run it up on your Mac.
01:23:07.000 And you connect to the public Wi-Fi.
01:23:09.000 And as people browse Facebook and as GIFs and JPEGs pop in, it automatically reassembles them on the monitor for you.
01:23:14.000 So you can sit in the lobby of a small airport and just look around and see what everybody's looking at.
01:23:19.000 One of my favorite things.
01:23:20.000 Mac or PC? This was a Mac program.
01:23:23.000 I think it wasn't Kismet.
01:23:25.000 I'll give you the app.
01:23:25.000 So does everyone else have to be on a Mac or can they be on anything?
01:23:28.000 No, if they're just connected to Wi-Fi and browsing certain services and certain packets are coming in, you can do that.
01:23:31.000 So PC or Mac, no matter what it is.
01:23:33.000 Yeah.
01:23:34.000 So that's not secure.
01:23:35.000 It's the Wi-Fi.
01:23:35.000 So that's incredible.
01:23:37.000 So what you're telling me is you're a criminal.
01:23:38.000 You were committing a crime.
01:23:40.000 No, because these photos are in the shared folder, right?
01:23:43.000 Is that what you're saying?
01:23:43.000 Because these photos were being downloaded and uploaded potentially on a public, unsecured, well, you had to log in, but a public, you know, secured Wi-Fi spot.
01:23:51.000 Right.
01:23:51.000 But people were sending them.
01:23:52.000 It could be some dirty hooker who's got one of them Facebook pages that you have to get your friend to look at. 1.00
01:23:56.000 Yeah, it absolutely could have been. 1.00
01:23:57.000 Showing some titty.
01:23:58.000 It absolutely could have been. 0.95
01:23:59.000 You could have got that titty for free.
01:24:00.000 That's what I'm saying.
01:24:01.000 I have this video called Kitty Fart Cup.
01:24:03.000 And anytime I'm on the road with Joe, we're sitting at the airport.
01:24:06.000 I look at people with shared folders and stuff.
01:24:09.000 And I'll just drag this video into it.
01:24:11.000 I've done it like a million times.
01:24:13.000 I do that every Comic-Con.
01:24:14.000 Every Comic-Con, I seed into public folders at the hotel.
01:24:17.000 Because if you're connected, never connect to hotel systems.
01:24:19.000 Never connect.
01:24:20.000 Don't connect to a hotel network.
01:24:22.000 That's like laying on the mattress naked.
01:24:24.000 You do not do that. 1.00
01:24:25.000 You're asking for people to fuck with your computer. 1.00
01:24:27.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:24:27.000 And the crazy thing is you could actually sit there and fuck people over by putting child porn on people's computers. 1.00
01:24:32.000 And then if that person gets arrested, oh, you have child porn on your computers. 0.99
01:24:35.000 They caught a guy doing that. 0.98
01:24:36.000 They caught a next door neighbor who had been terrifying these people for fucking years doing exactly that. 0.98
01:24:41.000 Oh, right. 0.99
01:24:42.000 That's right. 1.00
01:24:42.000 He turned them in and this guy, their next door neighbor was terrorizing the whole fucking family. 1.00
01:24:47.000 Do you know that there's a child pornography checksum database? 0.99
01:24:50.000 What?
01:24:51.000 So checksums are what you use.
01:24:53.000 It's like a file's ID. It's thumbprint.
01:24:56.000 So if you download a file and you want to make sure you got it exactly as it should be, it's a way of verifying the file to make sure no bits were altered or harmed in the transmission.
01:25:04.000 They have a database of every child pornography and illegal pornography video sorted by title with checksums so that way if the police are scanning Wi-Fi or get somebody's files from the internet they can match the checksum of the file on their hard drive to one that's already in the database and see if it's in there so they don't have to watch the video.
01:25:23.000 Whoa.
01:25:24.000 But they've got that database already.
01:25:25.000 So it's impossible for another video to have the same amount of bytes?
01:25:30.000 What if it's the exact same amount of seconds and the same resolution?
01:25:32.000 Well, it's also based off the content of the file as well.
01:25:35.000 So it's not just a length thing.
01:25:36.000 So it's not just a size.
01:25:39.000 There's an actual frequency?
01:25:39.000 There's a thousand attributes that go into it, yeah.
01:25:42.000 Whoa.
01:25:42.000 How are they reading that?
01:25:44.000 Just analyzing each and every individual file?
01:25:46.000 I think this is pure conjecture, actually.
01:25:50.000 So I shouldn't be saying it.
01:25:51.000 But I would imagine if you're doing a checksum, it could just know that every 100 bytes, here's a character string here, so there's a check for it there.
01:25:58.000 Every x bytes, this is the character, like this is the hex, put it there.
01:26:01.000 I think it's way more elegant than that because I can already poke holes in that.
01:26:04.000 Well, think about how crazy Shazam is. 1.00
01:26:08.000 Think about that thing, that program where you go to a club and there's a song playing and you like the song, so you press Shazam, it sends a signal, and ten seconds later tells you what that fucking song is. 0.97
01:26:17.000 Analyze the file, here it is. 0.94
01:26:18.000 And I'm not exaggerating. 0.96
01:26:19.000 If you've never used Shazam, it's fucking incredible. 1.00
01:26:21.000 It's ten seconds later. 0.99
01:26:23.000 Think of that.
01:26:23.000 It's basically the same thing.
01:26:25.000 But they have that now for TV as well.
01:26:26.000 They have that for video. 0.85
01:26:27.000 They're going to have that for all that shit, like the image and app recognition engine. 1.00
01:26:30.000 Fuck yeah. 0.99
01:26:33.000 Have you guys talked about Siri becoming Skynet? 1.00
01:26:35.000 No, we haven't.
01:26:36.000 I talked about it.
01:26:37.000 Do you want to hop into that?
01:26:38.000 Yes, please, because someone actually sent me something we had talked about on the show.
01:26:43.000 Real quick, dude.
01:26:44.000 Sorry, just so I don't get raped on Twitter.
01:26:46.000 I believe you analyze the file locally and it spits out a checksum.
01:26:49.000 So it is checking every bit of the file.
01:26:51.000 And then you check that against the public checksum.
01:26:54.000 Just so I don't want to deal with those tweets tonight.
01:26:58.000 It's not in my soul anymore, man.
01:27:00.000 I'm just trying to help.
01:27:01.000 So with that said, I'm sorry.
01:27:02.000 Okay, so someone wrote that I said that Siri was based on Wolfram Alpha, but it's not exactly true.
01:27:09.000 It incorporates Wolfram Alpha.
01:27:11.000 It's integrated, but this is where it gets crazy.
01:27:13.000 It's based on Callow, the cognitive assistant that learns and organizes from a company called SRI International.
01:27:20.000 And it was artificial intelligence augmentation software developed for DARPA. Right.
01:27:25.000 The Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency. 0.99
01:27:29.000 That's like, those are the motherfuckers that really are Skynet. 0.72
01:27:32.000 So if this is the version we have now, what's stopping them from tapping a phone line, grabbing a voice chat, taking the audio from this podcast and analyzing it in real time just like Shazam and pulling out those keywords and those context cues? 0.98
01:27:45.000 Right.
01:27:45.000 This is fascinating.
01:27:46.000 Because we have the dumbed down version right now.
01:27:48.000 They've got the hot dog on the grill satellite version of it.
01:27:51.000 I think 5 version.
01:27:51.000 Yeah, why is it so crazy to think that?
01:27:53.000 Yeah, and this guy also wrote something about how Facebook was funded by TIA, Total Information Awareness.
01:28:02.000 Facebook is starting their own super pack to lobby the government on privacy and information controls.
01:28:07.000 What?
01:28:08.000 And what we should have rights to.
01:28:09.000 Because they want to own the rights to your usage data, your social graph, your preferences.
01:28:13.000 They want to own that data.
01:28:14.000 They essentially want to own your imprint online, right?
01:28:17.000 They want to own your browsing habits, where you shop.
01:28:19.000 They want to know what music you like.
01:28:21.000 They want to know what friends you connect with, where you go, who you share things with.
01:28:25.000 I'm already my spacing Facebook lately.
01:28:27.000 But I'm saying that you're kind of alone in that right now.
01:28:30.000 It's growing, right?
01:28:31.000 It's growing more and more.
01:28:32.000 They're integrating more and more.
01:28:33.000 Do you think Twitter has kind of overtaken Facebook for the most part?
01:28:36.000 I know a lot of people...
01:28:38.000 I just tweet now.
01:28:39.000 Yeah, I know a lot of people that don't do Facebook anymore.
01:28:41.000 Well, the interesting thing about Twitter is it's more real-time.
01:28:46.000 You're responding to people back and forth.
01:28:48.000 It's in a very similar way to text messaging.
01:28:52.000 I mean, it's essentially for a lot of what I use it for.
01:28:56.000 I mean...
01:28:57.000 I throw things out there, interesting links, I retweet things, things I observe, photos I take, but I also go back and forth with people. 0.91
01:29:06.000 I'll shoot the shit with people, and it's people I would ordinarily never really get a chance to run into or meet. 0.83
01:29:10.000 Like my ex-girlfriend. 1.00
01:29:11.000 Oh, yeah. 0.99
01:29:12.000 Well, she tweeted something ridiculous. 0.99
01:29:14.000 Yeah, it is facilitating a real-time conversation. 0.93
01:29:16.000 Are you upset that I said something to her?
01:29:18.000 No.
01:29:18.000 Oh, you would prefer no one to communicate with her?
01:29:21.000 No.
01:29:21.000 No.
01:29:22.000 Whatever.
01:29:23.000 So, here's my question.
01:29:26.000 You brought this up, so I have to say this.
01:29:29.000 This is what I said.
01:29:31.000 She, by the way, is a penthouse pet of the year.
01:29:35.000 Okay?
01:29:36.000 And she writes... 0.99
01:29:37.000 She's talking to another porno star... 0.98
01:29:39.000 And the other porno star says, I feel a bad cold coming on. 0.95
01:29:42.000 Who wants to make out? 1.00
01:29:43.000 And she says, I'll make out with your butt. 1.00
01:29:46.000 So I, on Twitter, say, wow. 0.99
01:29:49.000 Just wow.
01:29:50.000 That's the extent of my communication with her. 1.00
01:29:53.000 Why are you trying to fuck his ex-girlfriend, Joe? 1.00
01:29:54.000 She says, what are you wowing? 1.00
01:29:56.000 I ignore it.
01:29:57.000 I just have to say wow. 1.00
01:29:58.000 If you run around tweeting to the whole world that you want to make out with a cold, carrying porn star's butt, I gotta wow you. 0.99
01:30:05.000 Here's my question for Siri. 1.00
01:30:07.000 Because you're trying to fuck her, Joe. 1.00
01:30:09.000 Do you think that there is anybody at Siri that is continuing to add to the database? 0.99
01:30:17.000 Do you think they're looking at the top ten things that people are asking and going...
01:30:20.000 Why does Siri need to connect to the cloud for anything that I do?
01:30:24.000 Even if it's a local operation, right?
01:30:25.000 Read my text messages.
01:30:27.000 Those are already on my device.
01:30:28.000 If I say, play Joe Rogan's podcast, it has to send it to the cloud first.
01:30:32.000 And they'll say, it's for voice recognition.
01:30:34.000 It's faster in the cloud than it does on your phone.
01:30:36.000 It's the program.
01:30:36.000 It's the program itself.
01:30:38.000 The database has to be huge for Siri, wouldn't it?
01:30:40.000 But for local things, it could store that.
01:30:41.000 It could totally do that.
01:30:42.000 And maybe they will in the future.
01:30:44.000 But I think the reason they're making everything go to the net is for the usage data.
01:30:47.000 Because then they can see what keywords are happening, what searches people are doing.
01:30:51.000 Absolutely, they can make it better.
01:30:52.000 But with great power comes great responsibility. 1.00
01:30:56.000 And what's crazy is that I had a friend that got mad at another friend for cursing at his Siri to be like, fuck you, Siri, you're a bitch. 1.00
01:31:02.000 And he took the phone away and he's like, dude, don't do that. 1.00
01:31:04.000 I don't want that in my profile. 0.96
01:31:06.000 And he was concerned about acting a certain way to a pretty dumb artificial intelligence. 0.82
01:31:12.000 I've thought about that. 0.97
01:31:12.000 The murder thing? 0.97
01:31:12.000 I've thought about the murder thing. 0.97
01:31:13.000 Well, now it's on file, dude.
01:31:14.000 Now it's on file.
01:31:15.000 Did you do the president thing yet?
01:31:16.000 What are you talking about?
01:31:17.000 Nothing.
01:31:17.000 When you ask Siri a question, that's being stored somewhere.
01:31:20.000 That request is indefinitely stored in some log right now.
01:31:23.000 So if you ever are presumed you've murdered somebody or someone suspects you have a murder, they can now try it out on the stand.
01:31:31.000 You asked your cell phone where to hide a body.
01:31:33.000 Exactly.
01:31:33.000 I wonder if they have that.
01:31:35.000 I want to know, does Apple say anywhere in those terms and agreement that they're holding onto the data of what we're saying in Siri?
01:31:40.000 Is that one of the things?
01:31:42.000 I'm sure.
01:31:43.000 I'm sure it says that it's for usage data.
01:31:45.000 Which, what does that mean?
01:31:46.000 I wonder.
01:31:47.000 That is kind of crazy that they have to send it out to the cloud.
01:31:52.000 Yeah.
01:31:52.000 Now, there's infrastructure reasons to do that.
01:31:54.000 There's also terrible usability reasons to not do that, being that if you have AT&T, half the time Siri doesn't work because you don't have a strong enough signal to get out to her.
01:32:02.000 What?
01:32:03.000 Because we're faster.
01:32:04.000 What?
01:32:05.000 We're faster when it's available. 0.98
01:32:07.000 I'm on AT&T, but it's still a shitty network. 0.96
01:32:09.000 There's no bones about that. 0.96
01:32:11.000 I couldn't do AT&T. I got a new iPhone, and he told me that AT&T changed their system so that they can get double the speed of downloads.
01:32:20.000 It's not double.
01:32:21.000 It could be.
01:32:23.000 It's 3.5G. Whatever it is, it's excellent.
01:32:27.000 But LTE is going to blow that away.
01:32:29.000 The next iPhone with LTE on Verizon is going to be amazing.
01:32:31.000 I don't have that in my current one, but I do have Verizon, and I just was unable to pass on Verizon.
01:32:37.000 Verizon is just too good.
01:32:38.000 Why I said double is I actually have my girlfriend's new phone, 4S, both on AT&T. They did both at the same time.
01:32:47.000 The 4S was double, the speed where I was at.
01:32:50.000 That's great.
01:32:50.000 Which was my house.
01:32:51.000 That's in a really good area.
01:32:52.000 I mean, I don't get those speeds anywhere myself.
01:32:54.000 I still get drop calls in the canyons.
01:32:57.000 But...
01:32:59.000 I think you look at how, like, think about Siri as that API opens up.
01:33:02.000 Because right now I could say, show me a good steak restaurant.
01:33:04.000 And it'll do that.
01:33:05.000 It'll pop that up.
01:33:06.000 You know, then I could say, call that steak restaurant.
01:33:08.000 But once OpenTable supports it, I can say, hey, Siri, put me a reservation for four at six at that restaurant.
01:33:12.000 And it's just going to connect to the database, do it, there we go.
01:33:15.000 Invite my friends.
01:33:16.000 Invite Joe, you know?
01:33:17.000 The texting alone, I think, is the best when you're just driving.
01:33:20.000 You push a button.
01:33:21.000 It was pretty accurate.
01:33:22.000 But Google has had that for a while.
01:33:24.000 It doesn't work this good, though.
01:33:25.000 This works pretty damn good, though.
01:33:26.000 This works almost...
01:33:27.000 Perfect.
01:33:28.000 Really? 0.95
01:33:28.000 I'd probably fuck up more just doing it by hand. 0.95
01:33:30.000 I've tried the Google one. 0.97
01:33:31.000 It's weird speaking into it because you've still got to kind of talk to it like a robot.
01:33:34.000 You can't be totally fluent with it.
01:33:36.000 And for grammatical things, I'm still a stickler with grammar even in text.
01:33:40.000 So I'll be like, hey Joe, comma, I'm going to be a little late, period.
01:33:44.000 Hope that's okay, period.
01:33:45.000 Does it write period and comma?
01:33:46.000 It actually drops the period in there.
01:33:48.000 Yeah.
01:33:49.000 Have you ever tried writing like that?
01:33:51.000 I know they have the software.
01:33:54.000 Like a dragon speaker.
01:33:56.000 Dragon naturally speaking.
01:33:57.000 I've tried that before, but I write at a different pace with a different cadence than I speak.
01:34:03.000 So for me it was really disjointed.
01:34:05.000 I would say something and then be wanting to change that.
01:34:07.000 I edit as I write.
01:34:08.000 It's really a terrible way to write.
01:34:10.000 But doing that verbally was even harder. 0.99
01:34:12.000 My brain was already past the sentence and I was like, oh shit. 1.00
01:34:14.000 I agree with you. 0.99
01:34:15.000 As a matter of fact, I like the idea of it.
01:34:18.000 And what I had thought about doing was writing at the same time as running the program in the background.
01:34:25.000 So the program would pick up some of the words and some of the things that I would say. 0.96
01:34:29.000 So just in case, I couldn't remember what the fuck I had said while I was writing things. 0.97
01:34:33.000 But I agree with you. 0.69
01:34:34.000 There's an intention to actually physically typing out each individual letter.
01:34:40.000 The way I describe it is if you write the word occupy, it takes longer to write the word occupy than to know it.
01:34:47.000 Or to know what you're saying, to know what you're thinking.
01:34:51.000 So it forces you to think about things just a little bit longer, creatively.
01:34:55.000 To me, at least, it opens up different avenues for possibilities, for potentials.
01:35:00.000 The way I always get my biggest, like, uh, is when I'm writing.
01:35:03.000 I get them in ad-libbing on stage and stuff, but in actually sitting down and writing about something, that's when paths just appear.
01:35:13.000 Roads just show themselves.
01:35:17.000 See, I get crippling anxiety. 0.99
01:35:18.000 I love to do it, and it's so releasing, but when I do it, I see those roads as highways that have sheer cliffs at the end of them, and I'm just, fuck, gotta commit one. 0.98
01:35:28.000 You gotta commit to one. 0.98
01:35:29.000 That's not good writing music.
01:35:30.000 Do you listen to music when you write?
01:35:32.000 I try to listen to language that I don't understand.
01:35:34.000 I like Brazilian music, or Puerto Rican music, I like Spanish music.
01:35:37.000 I can't do music with lyrics, even if I don't understand them.
01:35:39.000 I can do it in the background a little bit, as long as I don't understand it, or... 0.93
01:35:43.000 Sometimes, if I'm really high, especially on edibles, I'll pick one song and just throw that bitch on reboot, and I'll listen to the same song a hundred times in a row. 1.00
01:35:50.000 Really? 0.99
01:35:51.000 Oh, yeah. 0.99
01:35:52.000 So I wrote some of my best shit on a plane, blasted, listening to the same song over and over and over again. 0.99
01:35:57.000 Have you heard the song Pumped Up Kicks? 0.99
01:35:59.000 I know you probably have.
01:36:00.000 Yeah.
01:36:01.000 You know what that song's about?
01:36:02.000 We talked about this last podcast.
01:36:04.000 I didn't know we talked about it.
01:36:04.000 Yeah, we talked about it.
01:36:06.000 We might have talked about it off the air.
01:36:07.000 Yeah, I think we talked about it in the green room or something like that.
01:36:09.000 Oh, okay.
01:36:09.000 Oh, that's exactly what it was.
01:36:11.000 The lyrics are all about Columbine.
01:36:13.000 That was a song I maybe listened to 10 times.
01:36:16.000 Loved the song.
01:36:17.000 And then Johnny Rotten told me, hey, that's all about Columbine.
01:36:20.000 And now it's even more crazy.
01:36:22.000 And I love the lyrics.
01:36:24.000 I mean, it's scary.
01:36:25.000 It's freaky.
01:36:26.000 Yeah, absolutely.
01:36:27.000 And it's also crazy that people are just dancing around to it like it's pop music, too, without thinking about the lyrics.
01:36:31.000 Nam Pham came into the octagon with that. 0.99
01:36:33.000 Oh, really?
01:36:34.000 That's what he was playing when he came into the octagon.
01:36:36.000 Yeah.
01:36:36.000 Yeah.
01:36:37.000 Interesting choice. 0.85
01:36:37.000 Run, baby, run out, run my bullet. 0.85
01:36:40.000 I'll listen to, there's like a spectrum of, there's like a frequency spectrum that's supposed to induce that kind of zoning out, and I started writing with that lately.
01:36:47.000 It's pretty crazy.
01:36:48.000 Can't do it all the time.
01:36:49.000 If you search, it's like there's meditation videos, and it's like 900 and something hertz sine waves that kind of loop, but people have done, made them like pretty sounding, not just an annoying thing.
01:36:57.000 It's just filter sweeps through a certain band pass that triggers that sort of white noise effect.
01:37:01.000 Mm-hmm.
01:37:01.000 It lulls you into meditative noise.
01:37:03.000 If you have headphones on, it's like binaural.
01:37:05.000 It's kind of cool.
01:37:06.000 So it's supposed to enhance creativity?
01:37:08.000 No.
01:37:09.000 I think you like songs with properties sometimes that you just zone out on.
01:37:12.000 It's on a loop.
01:37:13.000 You let it go.
01:37:14.000 Sometimes.
01:37:14.000 I like to be inspired too, though.
01:37:17.000 Well, yeah.
01:37:18.000 That's why it's not for every writing moment.
01:37:20.000 But sometimes it's great to put on something that does kind of zone you out so you're only in that process.
01:37:25.000 That helps me because audible distractions knock me out like crazy.
01:37:29.000 Sometimes, yes.
01:37:31.000 Sometimes, no.
01:37:31.000 It really depends on where I'm at with writing, what I'm writing about.
01:37:35.000 Sometimes I need to be completely quiet, completely by myself.
01:37:39.000 Obviously, I'm a huge proponent of the isolation tank, and I come up with some of my best ideas.
01:37:44.000 Still haven't done that.
01:37:45.000 I did it sober for an hour, and that wasn't enough.
01:37:48.000 Crazy.
01:37:48.000 I can't believe I'm talking to you.
01:37:50.000 That's one of the weird things that people talk about online all the time that listen to this podcast, is how many of my friends are all fucking psychedelic freaks. 0.98
01:37:59.000 They're trippers, and they've never tried the tank. 0.98
01:38:01.000 Dude, the tank is...
01:38:03.000 And I live right by one. 1.00
01:38:04.000 You, you're crazy. 1.00
01:38:05.000 You need to get in there, dude. 1.00
01:38:07.000 You're just scared.
01:38:08.000 I'm not scared.
01:38:08.000 I just don't have money to spend on...
01:38:10.000 I'll set it up.
01:38:11.000 I'll set it up.
01:38:12.000 I promise you.
01:38:13.000 I'll set it up.
01:38:13.000 We'll set it up this week.
01:38:14.000 I'll hook it up.
01:38:14.000 I'll do it with you.
01:38:15.000 If you're going to do it, I'll do it.
01:38:17.000 We'll share one.
01:38:17.000 We'll share one.
01:38:18.000 Double day, bro.
01:38:19.000 We'll stack it in.
01:38:21.000 You need to get in there, man.
01:38:23.000 Anybody who's analyzing any part of their mind, their thoughts, it's the most amazing tool ever.
01:38:29.000 I started to feel it probably, I mean, what I imagined was 45, 55 minutes into it. 0.99
01:38:33.000 Even while sober, like, I really was like, okay, just let that shit go. 0.99
01:38:36.000 You know, lose track and control of where your fingertips end and the water begins. 1.00
01:38:40.000 Just shut all that shit out. 0.99
01:38:41.000 And I started to get there. 1.00
01:38:42.000 And I swear, the moment I was getting there, hatch open.
01:38:45.000 Like, your session's done. 1.00
01:38:46.000 I was like, oh, fuck. 1.00
01:38:47.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:38:48.000 I caught the bug, but I gotta get back in there.
01:38:50.000 It's just like, you know, we were talking to him in the kitchen before the show.
01:38:52.000 He was asking me about dreaming and, you know, what different nootropics that create or enhance the possibility of lucid dreaming.
01:39:00.000 Right.
01:39:01.000 And the thing about the lucid dream is that it's really slippery because once you realize you're dreaming, you kind of wake up real quick.
01:39:07.000 And that's the thing about the tank.
01:39:09.000 It's like these states that you can achieve.
01:39:11.000 I've achieved some Could you see yourself?
01:39:23.000 with this indigenous population.
01:39:24.000 I don't know what their language was, but I understood it.
01:39:27.000 They were making a bunch of strange noises and sounds, and I was thinking in their language. - Could you see yourself?
01:39:33.000 Were you physically manifested in it?
01:39:35.000 I couldn't see myself.
01:39:36.000 I wasn't in a third-person shooter.
01:39:38.000 It was very first person.
01:39:39.000 I was walking around.
01:39:40.000 I remember feeling the dirt under my feet, feeling the leaves.
01:39:44.000 And these people were talking, and I was talking with them.
01:39:47.000 No, I wasn't talking with them.
01:39:48.000 I was understanding what they were saying. 0.99
01:39:50.000 And as I was understanding what they were saying, I was realizing, what the fuck? 0.99
01:39:54.000 I understand this, but I was saying that to myself in English. 0.98
01:39:57.000 And then I was like, what is this?
01:39:59.000 And then I was like, oh, this is a dream.
01:40:01.000 Boom.
01:40:01.000 And then it was over.
01:40:02.000 Ah.
01:40:03.000 But the moment while it was happening, it was so amazing because it only lasted a couple minutes.
01:40:09.000 It was really brief.
01:40:11.000 But in that couple minutes, it was so crazy. 0.97
01:40:14.000 The idea, whatever it is, whether it's imagination, whether it's I mean, who the fuck knows what is stored in cells as they transfer from generation to generation to generation? 0.95
01:40:28.000 There may very well be some wacky fucking file deep in your hard drive and you just get in an isolation tank on a pot brownie and it just pops open this one little cartridge that you weren't supposed to access. 0.91
01:40:39.000 Let's unencrypt that portion of your mental hard drive and just beam that experience. 0.97
01:40:43.000 And you're some little monkey person from 500,000 years ago walking through a rainforest speaking in some dead language. 1.00
01:40:49.000 Before the cosmic reset.
01:40:50.000 That was one of those lives.
01:40:52.000 That was one of those checkpoints.
01:40:53.000 Dude.
01:40:53.000 Here you go.
01:40:54.000 It was one of the weirdest things.
01:40:55.000 The other weirder one is...
01:40:57.000 The other weirder one...
01:40:59.000 I've had hundreds of thousands of these. 0.99
01:41:02.000 Dicks. 1.00
01:41:03.000 Dicks, all dicks. 1.00
01:41:03.000 Like you're just surrounded by dicks? 1.00
01:41:05.000 They have a dick inside of them and the dick comes out. 1.00
01:41:08.000 The inception of penises? 1.00
01:41:11.000 The number one thing is that you can never quite get deep enough. 0.98
01:41:18.000 There's a bunch of videos of me talking about this online, but there's one of them that some guy made on YouTube. 0.95
01:41:25.000 Thank you, everybody, whoever does those fucking videos, and all you people who do them. 0.70
01:41:28.000 There's a bunch of people who do them and take little clips out of the podcast. 0.94
01:41:30.000 Dude, your community does a phenomenal job of representing you and everything you say.
01:41:34.000 They do a really great job.
01:41:36.000 They're amazing.
01:41:36.000 I'm super fortunate.
01:41:38.000 I always say that, too, when I go to comedy clubs, too.
01:41:40.000 The people at comedy clubs always say the same thing.
01:41:42.000 You have the nicest fans.
01:41:45.000 I don't know how that happened.
01:41:47.000 Thank you very much.
01:41:48.000 I don't know what it is.
01:41:50.000 I guess you put it out there and you hope that people see it the way you see it.
01:41:55.000 Or I think they respect if you don't see it the way they see it.
01:41:57.000 And I think they see that in you as well.
01:42:00.000 You're very respectful even if someone disagrees with you.
01:42:02.000 You're able to have that conversation.
01:42:04.000 When a large cross-session of society isn't.
01:42:06.000 That's why it's inspiring to see that your fans carry that with them in common.
01:42:10.000 I always have a good time chatting with your fans, always.
01:42:12.000 Really?
01:42:12.000 That's awesome.
01:42:13.000 There's going to be cunts no matter what you do. 0.98
01:42:16.000 There's going to be a certain amount of people. 0.98
01:42:17.000 I wrote about this yesterday.
01:42:18.000 I was responding to a bunch of people who were being insulting.
01:42:22.000 You've got to learn how to communicate with someone as if they were right there.
01:42:26.000 So many people don't do that.
01:42:27.000 The built-in anonymity that the internet has, people have added it to their rights. 0.98
01:42:36.000 It's almost like you're allowed to be a cunt because you're anonymous. 0.96
01:42:40.000 There's a certain amount of disrespect that people are allowed to shine on people. 0.99
01:42:44.000 It's like, man, this is not necessary.
01:42:46.000 There was a conversation that Duncan and I were having and that some people loved and some people just did not love.
01:42:52.000 And some of the discussion about it was like, it was so bizarre how some people just have no problem just being completely fucking rude when they know that you're going to read it.
01:43:03.000 And they're talking about it in a way that's just...
01:43:07.000 Not even remotely considering how a person's going to receive it.
01:43:12.000 It's the whole age thing, too.
01:43:13.000 I bet a lot of these people are like 13 and 14. You're right, yeah.
01:43:16.000 But there's no way we can stop that.
01:43:18.000 Unless we figure out some way to register.
01:43:20.000 I mean, we know that Wick was posting on my message board when he was 13 years old. 0.69
01:43:24.000 That's ridiculous.
01:43:25.000 Is he one of the good ones? 0.97
01:43:27.000 Yeah, he's great.
01:43:28.000 He's actually going to be our science advisor.
01:43:30.000 When he graduates from school, I think I'm going to hook him up with a job, and he'll be our science advisor. 0.99
01:43:34.000 So many times we talk about shit and we don't know what the fuck we're talking about, and he's pulling his hair out in Houston, so we're going to have to hire him. 0.99
01:43:40.000 Nice. 0.99
01:43:40.000 I was shocked at the anger and vitriol that even my fans had initially when I started talking about Occupy and started talking about other things. 0.99
01:43:50.000 Really?
01:43:50.000 And I was a little shattered and it made me question, should I even be talking about this?
01:43:55.000 Should I be taking a stance?
01:43:56.000 And then I was like, no, absolutely I should be because I want to be. 0.92
01:43:59.000 And immediately when I started engaging in the conversations with the guys that were all caps, hatred, no matter what it was, like pretty much 99% of them Some people just want to get your fucking attention, - Well clearly, and clearly, clearly.
01:44:21.000 But this is the kind of thing though where, you know, you never know, so you have to engage.
01:44:26.000 You have to engage if people are like, well this is wrong and this is factually incorrect.
01:44:29.000 It's like, well, no, here's the story.
01:44:31.000 Read it.
01:44:31.000 Have you seen it?
01:44:32.000 You have to engage, because for every troll, there is one person who doesn't look up the information. 0.99
01:44:38.000 People love to be upset about shit, even if that shit has nothing to do with it. 0.99
01:44:42.000 I can't tell you how many fucking people are upset at this alpha brain shit, that I'm selling these nootropics, these vitamins. 1.00
01:44:47.000 Why are they mad? 1.00
01:44:48.000 Just going crazy on Twitter about it's a placebo, you're ripping people off.
01:44:52.000 It's not.
01:44:52.000 And this is what I said.
01:44:53.000 I said very clearly, and I repeat this at every fucking step of the way. 0.96
01:44:57.000 The proprietary blend that we have in that alpha brain is available online. 0.96
01:45:03.000 If you're interested and you're on a budget, please go to a vitamin store Or order the individual components online.
01:45:11.000 You can get it at a discounted rate.
01:45:13.000 You could probably save like 50% or something.
01:45:16.000 I don't know. 1.00
01:45:16.000 If you buy a cheap shit. 1.00
01:45:17.000 See, the big thing is that Aubrey's using all the good shit. 1.00
01:45:20.000 So in the pills, it's the good shit. 1.00
01:45:22.000 It is the best stuff that we can sell. 0.99
01:45:25.000 It is the best stuff that's available.
01:45:27.000 One thing I've noticed lately is...
01:45:28.000 Let me make one point, though.
01:45:30.000 I really...
01:45:31.000 My number one concern when I talk about anything that I like, anything that's benefited in my life, and know this, this is a true statement.
01:45:39.000 There's no exaggeration in this, no hyperbole whatsoever.
01:45:42.000 If I'm telling you about it, I want you to do it because I think it'll benefit you.
01:45:46.000 That's it. 0.99
01:45:47.000 I'm not trying to sell shit. 0.99
01:45:49.000 I have a fucking t-shirt line that I never bring up. 0.99
01:45:52.000 It's called higherprimate.com. 0.99
01:45:55.000 I fucking never bring it up. 0.98
01:45:56.000 I wear the t-shirts every now and then. 0.94
01:45:57.000 I want people to buy them if you like them.
01:45:59.000 I see people with them at shows. 0.97
01:46:00.000 I think it's cool as fuck. 0.92
01:46:02.000 I'm not trying to make a ton of money on it. 0.86
01:46:04.000 If you like them, I like them.
01:46:05.000 I thought it'd be cool to have some funky t-shirts of monkeys and psychedelics.
01:46:09.000 Nobody had them, so I decided to make my own company.
01:46:12.000 It's that simple.
01:46:13.000 I'm not...
01:46:13.000 I make plenty of money doing stand-up and from the UFC. I would never get behind anything that I didn't believe in.
01:46:20.000 It surprises me though that you have to explain that to your viewers.
01:46:22.000 My God!
01:46:23.000 Not just have to explain it. 0.98
01:46:24.000 Get in fucking furious arguments with people about the efficacy of these things where you can't give them enough scientific information. 0.95
01:46:30.000 Well, this one's for Alzheimer's patients. 0.99
01:46:32.000 You're telling me that something that benefits Alzheimer's patients can't possibly benefit people?
01:46:36.000 So it has an effect on their mind, but it won't have an effect on a healthy mind. 1.00
01:46:39.000 It's a fucking placebo. 0.99
01:46:40.000 Some guy said, you know what's better than that? 1.00
01:46:42.000 Sleep and exercise. 1.00
01:46:43.000 Yeah, but guess what, fuckface? 1.00
01:46:45.000 You can have sleep and exercise and vitamins. 1.00
01:46:47.000 And vitamins.
01:46:48.000 Don't tell me that vitamins don't work because they do work.
01:46:50.000 Vitamins are excellent.
01:46:51.000 I have vitiligo.
01:46:52.000 It's a skin condition where I lose pigment.
01:46:54.000 You can see it in my knuckles. 0.99
01:46:56.000 My vagina. 1.00
01:46:56.000 Yeah, but I only have it in a little couple spots, and it stopped. 1.00
01:47:00.000 You know why it stopped?
01:47:01.000 Vitamins.
01:47:01.000 I got heavily into vitamins.
01:47:03.000 When I first came to California, I was under a tremendous amount of stress.
01:47:05.000 I had never been on TV before, and I noticed I'd get these white spots on my skin. 0.98
01:47:09.000 I was like, what the fuck is this? 0.97
01:47:10.000 And they started spreading, man. 0.99
01:47:12.000 I started going to doctors.
01:47:13.000 I was going to different vitiligo specialists, and I would have to take these things called sorolens, and they were pills that made me super sensitive to light, and then I'd have to get in like, it's almost like a tanning booth, but you only go in there for three minutes.
01:47:25.000 Were they trying to tan the pigment back?
01:47:27.000 No, no, no.
01:47:27.000 It shocks the system where the parts that are losing pigment, it can bring them back to life.
01:47:33.000 And it works in a certain way.
01:47:34.000 I re-pigmented it.
01:47:35.000 So it shocked your melatonin and it'd be like, come on.
01:47:37.000 Sort of.
01:47:37.000 I don't know the exact science behind it.
01:47:39.000 But I had areas that lost pigment and brought them back.
01:47:42.000 But you know what stopped all of it?
01:47:43.000 Completely stopped in its tracks.
01:47:45.000 Vitamins.
01:47:46.000 100%.
01:47:47.000 100%.
01:47:47.000 It's because you believed in those vitamins.
01:47:48.000 People are assholes. 1.00
01:47:50.000 Listen, man. 1.00
01:47:50.000 Vitamins fucking work. 1.00
01:47:51.000 A healthy diet works. 1.00
01:47:52.000 Vitamins work too.
01:47:53.000 All of it works.
01:47:54.000 And people go, what about soybeans?
01:47:56.000 Show me the soybeans.
01:47:57.000 Where do you think they got the vitamins? 1.00
01:47:59.000 Witchcraft, you fuck? 1.00
01:48:00.000 Did you talk about that? 1.00
01:48:01.000 They're extracting vitamins from food and the way they're doing it is a scientific method.
01:48:05.000 They've done this. 1.00
01:48:06.000 They've applied scientific principles to extracting vitamins and they sell these fucking vitamins. 0.99
01:48:10.000 If you don't believe in alpha brain or you don't believe in vitamins, that's good for you. 0.99
01:48:14.000 But if you're fucking fighting people tooth and nail on something that they absolutely believe in, you're just trying to fight, man. 1.00
01:48:21.000 And I guarantee you most likely what it is with a lot of these people is they're not happy with their own life and they're probably smart, but they're fucked up. 0.99
01:48:28.000 And what they're doing is... 0.98
01:48:29.000 They're focusing something, whether it's online, whether it's an argument, whether it's trying to win a flame war or whatever. 0.99
01:48:35.000 And that becomes their distraction from their miserable existence, their garbage piling up in their fucking kitchen, their bills, their phone ringing off the hook. 0.98
01:48:43.000 It sounds like the kind of person who could use a little faith in a placebo rather than being against it. 0.99
01:48:48.000 If it works, go with it.
01:48:50.000 But here's the sad part about it, the really sad part about it. 0.99
01:48:52.000 Some of these people are very fucking smart. 0.98
01:48:55.000 They're very interesting. 0.97
01:48:57.000 The points that they make, even though they're nonsense points, they're very eloquently stated.
01:49:01.000 They're argued very well.
01:49:03.000 There's a very professional tone to the way they're writing things.
01:49:06.000 I'm like, this is like a guy who, you know, obviously there's something wrong with this person.
01:49:10.000 They're really going after this.
01:49:12.000 Or he's just as passionate as the facts that he's collected to support his opinion.
01:49:16.000 No, not these people that I'm talking about.
01:49:18.000 There's no facts.
01:49:19.000 They had no personal experience whatsoever on these things.
01:49:21.000 I'm not speaking for those people. 0.92
01:49:23.000 I'm just saying that I've ran across this where data is the easiest fucking thing in this world to manipulate.
01:49:29.000 Any study can be skewed. 0.81
01:49:30.000 You can prove that global warming doesn't exist.
01:49:32.000 You can prove pretty much whatever you want with numbers, the way you skew them.
01:49:35.000 Sure.
01:49:35.000 My point, though, was that obviously they're powerful.
01:49:40.000 This is a good version of a human.
01:49:42.000 This isn't a dope. 1.00
01:49:43.000 This isn't some fucking ditch-digging shithead. 0.99
01:49:45.000 You wish that they were donating their processes to a more positive cause as opposed to being so negative. 0.99
01:49:50.000 It's fascinating that that would be a subject that would drive you nuts, whether or not vitamins work.
01:49:55.000 You know, when they're on brain vitamins, we're like, what a weird thing to get all hyped about.
01:49:59.000 He might be idolizing you, though, and this is something that he believes, though, and so this one issue with you has now shattered that, and he has to prove you wrong on it.
01:50:07.000 It could be that.
01:50:07.000 He could be just a hyperfan, or he could own 40 cats.
01:50:10.000 Or they could be a contrarian. 0.99
01:50:12.000 There's some people that are just fucking contrarians. 0.99
01:50:14.000 Or 14. I don't think they're 14. I think there's a lot of older folks. 1.00
01:50:19.000 I don't know.
01:50:21.000 It doesn't matter. 0.97
01:50:22.000 The point is, the way the internet is set up now, the anonymity that's built in, it's so easy for someone to be a twat. 0.97
01:50:31.000 It's so easy. 0.83
01:50:32.000 There's virtually no repercussions.
01:50:34.000 But slowly, that's going to change.
01:50:37.000 And you better brace for it, okay? 1.00
01:50:39.000 Because the shit's going to come down on all you fuckheads, because you're not going to be anonymous very much longer. 1.00
01:50:46.000 Suckboy69 on fucking Reddit or whatever the hell message board you act like a shithead on. 1.00
01:50:51.000 You go on the underground forum on MixMartialArts.com or on my own message board. 1.00
01:50:55.000 You're not going to be anonymous that much longer.
01:50:57.000 It's really inevitable.
01:50:59.000 There's a clear trend, and that trend is connectivity.
01:51:03.000 That trend is an interlacing of information, and you're not going to be able to avoid all the aspects of your life. 0.93
01:51:08.000 That's why I wrote a Wired article aimed at Anonymous, which I know was opening up the floodgates for me to just be attacked, but my message to them was, hey guys, listen, I know it's fun to deface websites, and I know it's fun to hack Twitter accounts, but you need to, maybe you're younger, maybe you just don't give a fuck, maybe you really are doing it for the lols, but You need to not get busted for the simple, trivial shit right now, trolling people online and putting out their data, because we need you for the fight, the real fight, you know? 0.66
01:51:34.000 Yeah, LulSec just got turned in by an anonymous website proxy.
01:51:38.000 They were like, oh, wait a second, yes, we definitely do this, but in our thing it says don't do anything illegal, and...
01:51:45.000 Here, we're giving the cops the information, so they all got arrested.
01:51:48.000 There's people that hacked, what was it, PlayStation?
01:51:50.000 Well, the real issue is, just like Occupy Wall Street, who's in Anonymous?
01:51:56.000 Who's in LulSec?
01:51:57.000 It's an open door.
01:51:59.000 Who's on my message board?
01:52:00.000 It's an open door. 1.00
01:52:00.000 Any crazy asshole can join up. 1.00
01:52:02.000 Certainly. 1.00
01:52:03.000 Someone could deface a website in the name of Anonymous, and you never know.
01:52:05.000 And that's absolutely happening now.
01:52:07.000 There was a fake anonymous video posted to have a hack Wall Street day.
01:52:12.000 And it was like on a Monday, it was on a holiday. 0.98
01:52:14.000 And everybody said this is clearly a plant because anonymous would never be so stupid as to attack the markets on a holiday when the markets aren't that volatile. 0.97
01:52:23.000 And they would never post it in these ways. 0.92
01:52:25.000 And people are already...
01:52:26.000 It's agent provocateurs. 1.00
01:52:27.000 Just like the guy in the Citibank, they're doing that out at the fucking rallies. 0.99
01:52:31.000 They're doing that as hacking. 0.99
01:52:32.000 What is this madness here? 1.00
01:52:33.000 Those motherfuckers. 1.00
01:52:34.000 Does anybody want an energy drink? 1.00
01:52:35.000 That'd be awesome, man.
01:52:36.000 This is my friend Tom Atencio, the guy who was one of the original creators of Affliction.
01:52:41.000 He left Affliction. 0.96
01:52:42.000 He doesn't work for Affliction anymore, so I stopped wearing their shit because he's my friend. 0.98
01:52:47.000 Sweet logo, though. 0.99
01:52:48.000 I like that.
01:52:48.000 And now he created Limelight Fusion Energy drinks.
01:52:53.000 They're pretty fucking delicious. 0.90
01:52:55.000 They're healthy, too. 0.98
01:52:56.000 Are they?
01:52:56.000 Yeah, I just started drinking them.
01:52:57.000 He just sent me a box of them.
01:52:58.000 But there's ginkgo biloba in them and ginseng and 250% of the vitamin B6, 100% of the niacin, and 800% of your vitamin B12 for the day.
01:53:12.000 So there's a lot of good stuff in it.
01:53:14.000 It tastes good too.
01:53:15.000 Mix that with some vodka later.
01:53:16.000 So if I drink this rocket fuel right now, am I going to be up until 8am?
01:53:19.000 No, it's not that bad.
01:53:20.000 It's not like a Red Bull.
01:53:23.000 But, by the way, I should state that I have a high tolerance to caffeine.
01:53:26.000 In fact, I quit caffeine for a day.
01:53:29.000 I took yesterday off and I had a headache.
01:53:31.000 Really?
01:53:32.000 This is my first cup of coffee of the day.
01:53:34.000 This is my first cup and I'm okay today.
01:53:35.000 But that's usually how it is for me.
01:53:37.000 I've done this before, especially when I'm writing a lot.
01:53:40.000 I drink a lot of coffee and then the next day I have a headache.
01:53:43.000 I need a cup of coffee.
01:53:44.000 But if I take a full day and go through the full day and drink a lot of water, the next day it's pretty much gone.
01:53:50.000 It's like one day.
01:53:50.000 That's pretty good that you can cycle back down that quickly.
01:53:52.000 That's my only addiction.
01:53:54.000 I have a physical addiction to caffeine.
01:53:56.000 But it's not a physical addiction where it's painful or it's like a terrible itch.
01:54:00.000 It's just like a, oh, I don't feel so good.
01:54:02.000 But you know what cures that? 0.97
01:54:04.000 Fucking serious, ruthless workout. 0.98
01:54:06.000 Just get a maniac, caveman, savage, adrenal pumping, testosterone bleeding workout. 0.99
01:54:15.000 Just where you fucking go full grape ape on something. 0.99
01:54:18.000 And then it just resets your system. 0.99
01:54:20.000 And then water's fine.
01:54:21.000 I've tried to do that hungover before, and it's just shattered my body for like three or four weeks.
01:54:25.000 When you work out?
01:54:26.000 Yeah.
01:54:26.000 I've been like, oh, I'm a little hungover.
01:54:28.000 I'm a lot hungover.
01:54:29.000 I'm going to go to the gym and sweat it out, get those toxins out, but I push it way too far, and it shatters my immune system for like three weeks.
01:54:34.000 It's terrible. 0.99
01:54:35.000 Best formula I've ever found for hangovers is this fucking alpha brain shit and coconut juice. 0.99
01:54:41.000 I love coconut juice, and a lot of people don't, and I'll tell you what, this brand, I'm not going to mention the name, not so tasty. 0.99
01:54:46.000 Yeah, it's not that good.
01:54:47.000 It's not that good, but...
01:54:48.000 I think C2O's the best, or Amy and Brian's pretty good also.
01:54:55.000 C2O is probably the best.
01:54:56.000 C2O is the best, and they send it to us.
01:54:58.000 So you're saying take one of the placebos, one of those alpha brands, and then chug it with some coconut juice. 1.00
01:55:00.000 This is the shit. 1.00
01:55:02.000 C2O is fucking delicious. 1.00
01:55:04.000 And I know a lot of people say, uh, I've tried coconut. 1.00
01:55:06.000 It tastes like dirty dishwater.
01:55:08.000 I hear you.
01:55:09.000 Some brands actually do. 0.99
01:55:10.000 This brand is fucking delicious. 0.98
01:55:12.000 And the reason I got hooked on this brand, we were at Jiu-Jitsu, and one of our buddies brought a whole case of it. 0.99
01:55:18.000 And apparently in Brazil, they drink a lot of coconut water.
01:55:20.000 And we were having a Gi day.
01:55:23.000 You know, 10th Planet Jiu Jitsu, we roll without a Gi. 0.99
01:55:25.000 The Gi is like the traditional uniform of Jiu Jitsu.
01:55:27.000 But the idea that Eddie had was that, you know, first of all, in no Gi competitions, a lot of the techniques of Gi Jiu Jitsu don't work.
01:55:35.000 And in mixed martial arts, you obviously don't have a Gi.
01:55:38.000 So you should learn.
01:55:39.000 With the Gi, you grab people easier.
01:55:41.000 There's more traction.
01:55:42.000 It's easier to hold on to people.
01:55:44.000 It's easier to get them to grab you, which is half the battle, right?
01:55:47.000 Exactly.
01:55:47.000 That's Hoist Gracie's strategy.
01:55:48.000 He would fight with a gi on, and strikers would grab him.
01:55:51.000 They couldn't help it.
01:55:52.000 So anyway, they drank a lot of coconut juice.
01:55:54.000 So we had a gi day, and he brought a bunch of coconut juice out of respect for Brazilians, because they love to drink coconut juice.
01:56:00.000 And he goes, you want to try one?
01:56:01.000 And I'm like, okay, just be nice. 1.00
01:56:03.000 I'm like, coconut juice tastes like shit, right? 0.99
01:56:05.000 But I drank this stuff. 1.00
01:56:06.000 I was like, fuck, this is delicious. 1.00
01:56:08.000 It's like the perfect flavor. 0.99
01:56:09.000 Does it have like the coconut pulp in it?
01:56:11.000 No, no, no, no.
01:56:12.000 Because I had one like that, and I'm like, that's not...
01:56:14.000 I'm not alright with that.
01:56:15.000 Not alright with the coconut pulp.
01:56:16.000 Yeah, this one is so much better than this one.
01:56:18.000 Oh, it's way better.
01:56:18.000 They're totally...
01:56:19.000 I don't know what the fuck they're doing. 1.00
01:56:21.000 C2O, email me. 1.00
01:56:22.000 Tell me what the fuck you're doing. 1.00
01:56:23.000 Why is your coconut juice... 1.00
01:56:25.000 Do you put sugar in here, bitch? 1.00
01:56:26.000 Unicorn semen. 1.00
01:56:27.000 Hey, what's the calories? 0.99
01:56:28.000 Unicorn semen. 0.96
01:56:28.000 He snuck that in there, and he wasn't even going to call it. 0.96
01:56:31.000 What's the calorie difference on that?
01:56:32.000 Oh, I don't know, man. 1.00
01:56:33.000 I don't read that shit. 1.00
01:56:33.000 They sell it on Amazon. 1.00
01:56:35.000 C2O, that's where I get it.
01:56:36.000 You could have it signed up so they send you a whole case like every week.
01:56:39.000 That's what I do. 0.98
01:56:40.000 God damn, I got Amazon one click on my phone. 1.00
01:56:42.000 That shit is so addictive. 1.00
01:56:43.000 I'll have a thought in my head. 1.00
01:56:45.000 Socks.
01:56:46.000 Anything.
01:56:46.000 I don't know.
01:56:47.000 I impulse buy everything, man.
01:56:48.000 Rolling papers?
01:56:49.000 I buy my rolling papers.
01:56:50.000 On Amazon?
01:56:51.000 I got something you got to do then.
01:56:52.000 Although, I'm going to stop being a medical marijuana patient.
01:56:54.000 Why?
01:56:55.000 I'm going to stop smoking marijuana.
01:56:57.000 Because you can't have a gun anymore.
01:56:58.000 You can't have a gun or bullets.
01:57:00.000 The federal government is saying that you cannot have a gun or bullets because the federal law dictates that marijuana is a Schedule I substance.
01:57:07.000 And so when you apply to the alcohol, tobacco, and firearms for a gun, to get a permit to buy a gun...
01:57:14.000 You have to say that you are a user of marijuana.
01:57:18.000 Wow.
01:57:18.000 So they'll turn away your permit for that?
01:57:20.000 So I have to quit weed.
01:57:22.000 Did they check the medical database though?
01:57:23.000 I'm going to go to whiskey, buddy.
01:57:25.000 The medical database, dude, doesn't matter.
01:57:27.000 Doesn't matter. 0.99
01:57:29.000 Listen, the ATF does not fuck around. 1.00
01:57:31.000 Right. 0.98
01:57:32.000 If you lie on your form that you don't smoke weed and they come to your house and there's weed in the gun, that ain't going to end well.
01:57:37.000 That's how they got Al Capone.
01:57:39.000 They got him for tax evasion.
01:57:41.000 They didn't get him for running whiskey and shooting people in the head.
01:57:44.000 Is that retroactive?
01:57:45.000 I don't know.
01:57:46.000 Because I own several firearms.
01:57:48.000 Thankfully, I don't smoke pot, but if I did, I'd be really concerned right now.
01:57:52.000 Exactly.
01:57:52.000 I stopped smoking pot.
01:57:53.000 You squares.
01:57:54.000 I'm here with a bunch of squares. 0.99
01:57:55.000 It's disgusting.
01:57:57.000 I pay my taxes. 1.00
01:57:58.000 I'm a fucking constitutional-believing American. 1.00
01:58:01.000 Constitutional believing? 1.00
01:58:02.000 That doesn't even make sense.
01:58:03.000 It did to the people you were firing up. 0.96
01:58:05.000 This is what I'm saying, goddammit. 1.00
01:58:07.000 You should be able to have fucking guns and enjoy a little weed. 1.00
01:58:10.000 And who do I want with a gun? 1.00
01:58:11.000 Do I want a guy on pain pills? 1.00
01:58:13.000 On fucking Ambien? 1.00
01:58:14.000 Do I want a guy who's drinking whiskey? 1.00
01:58:16.000 Or do I want a guy who's high and paranoid and is not going to shoot anybody?
01:58:19.000 That's the guy I want.
01:58:20.000 Leave out the paranoid part.
01:58:21.000 Leave out the paranoid part.
01:58:22.000 Paranoid people are going to hide. 1.00
01:58:23.000 They're not going to go shooting people.
01:58:24.000 They're not going to rush into violence if you're paranoid. 0.99
01:58:27.000 You're like, let me get the fuck out of here, man. 0.99
01:58:28.000 What if they shoot back? 0.91
01:58:30.000 I don't think that marijuana inhibits your judgment to the point where having a gun, it makes it prohibitive or it makes it dangerous.
01:58:38.000 I think, if anything, it's going to make you a scaredy cat.
01:58:41.000 It's going to make you nervous.
01:58:43.000 It's going to make you more sensitive to the possibilities of hurting somebody or hurting yourself. 0.98
01:58:50.000 Yeah, but they're going to point to the one dude who has a bad trip and thinks he's seeing shit off of an edible and starts shooting somebody. 0.98
01:58:56.000 That's going to happen. 0.98
01:58:56.000 That's bad science because what about the million people that don't pull their guns out because they are high? 0.98
01:59:00.000 Right.
01:59:01.000 And then just say, let's just let this go.
01:59:02.000 But any number can be manipulated.
01:59:04.000 I mean, it's clearly no worse than being able to drink at a bar and have a shotgun rack on your truck when you're driving home. 0.99
01:59:10.000 No shit. 0.98
01:59:10.000 No different than places that allow that. 0.98
01:59:12.000 That's fucking crazy. 1.00
01:59:13.000 It's fucking crazy. 1.00
01:59:14.000 It's fucking un-American, man. 1.00
01:59:15.000 It's un-American to step in and say that if you want to have... 1.00
01:59:19.000 Something that the states have voted on and you have a goddamn right. 0.81
01:59:23.000 Their state's rights are supposed to supersede federal rights. 0.95
01:59:26.000 You're supposed to be able to decide what you can and can't use.
01:59:29.000 And the state comes along and says, you know what?
01:59:31.000 We've looked at all the information and guess what? 0.97
01:59:32.000 There's a lot of people with glaucoma, a lot of people with cancers, a lot of people with anxieties, a lot of people with all sorts of different fucking ailments. 0.94
01:59:37.000 Marijuana helps them. 0.98
01:59:38.000 There's a lot of people who know why it's illegal and think it's fucked up and want to get high. 0.90
01:59:41.000 I shouldn't need glaucoma. 0.93
01:59:43.000 I don't want to smoke weed.
01:59:43.000 Yeah, the bottom line about marijuana, this is the bottom line.
01:59:46.000 This is one way to look at it.
01:59:47.000 My friend Todd McCormick brought this up.
01:59:48.000 He said it's a commodity.
01:59:50.000 It's no different than corn or apples or pork bellies, and it should be considered as a commodity.
01:59:56.000 And if it is considered as a commodity, then you have to look, well, why is this commodity being kept from the marketplace?
02:00:02.000 Who's benefiting? 0.99
02:00:03.000 And follow the fucking money. 1.00
02:00:04.000 Follow the money trail. 1.00
02:00:05.000 Because guess what? 0.95
02:00:06.000 There's not a goddamn thing in the world that's useless, that makes no money, that people are beating down the doors trying to make illegal. 0.98
02:00:13.000 Right. 0.98
02:00:13.000 There's not a single one. 0.98
02:00:15.000 There's not a single one. 1.00
02:00:16.000 It has to be worth something to somebody to keep that shit illegal. 0.99
02:00:20.000 That's the only way they spend money on it. 1.00
02:00:21.000 Well, it clearly is.
02:00:22.000 It's the prison industrial complex. 0.99
02:00:23.000 The cops who enforce this shit that don't want to lose their jobs. 0.99
02:00:26.000 Even though many of them now are for it. 1.00
02:00:27.000 Most cops are. 0.99
02:00:29.000 In this day and age, when you get a fucking person on television who represents the United States government and they start talking about going after real estate owners for renting out property to these cannabis shops, they're going to steal their fucking property. 0.99
02:00:43.000 The government's going to come in from hardworking Americans who put their fucking businesses for rent. 1.00
02:00:48.000 They buy a place. 0.99
02:00:50.000 They say, well, now I'll rent this place out and I'll make myself a nice little profit.
02:00:53.000 What do you do?
02:00:54.000 Oh, you sell medical marijuana legally under state guidelines.
02:00:58.000 Okay.
02:00:58.000 Well, there is Proposition 215. It was passed in 1994. That's been a long time.
02:01:02.000 It's been legal in the state.
02:01:03.000 So go ahead and do your business. 0.99
02:01:04.000 And the federal government comes in and says, no, we're going to steal your fucking house because you rent it out to someone who sells pot. 1.00
02:01:10.000 Fuck, man. 1.00
02:01:11.000 And people will say, why do you tweak out about this stuff? 1.00
02:01:14.000 Why do you let it bother you? 1.00
02:01:15.000 Because it is the ultimate fuck! 1.00
02:01:17.000 It's the ultimate ridiculous thing. 1.00
02:01:19.000 You have a plant that's literally one of the most beneficial plants on Earth! 0.92
02:01:24.000 And I'm not even talking about the psychoactive portions of it.
02:01:27.000 I'm talking about the use of it.
02:01:28.000 First of all, it contains all the amino acids.
02:01:30.000 You can eat it.
02:01:31.000 It's high in protein.
02:01:32.000 Hemp protein is like some of the best protein you can get. 1.00
02:01:34.000 You can make oil out of this shit. 1.00
02:01:36.000 You can make fucking biodiesel out of this shit. 1.00
02:01:38.000 You make superior paper out of this shit. 1.00
02:01:41.000 You make clothes out of this shit that's way stronger than cotton. 1.00
02:01:43.000 It sounds fake. 1.00
02:01:45.000 When you start listing all the different cool shit that you can make with it, it literally sounds like you're lying. 0.99
02:01:49.000 It sounds like you're bullshitting. 0.97
02:01:50.000 Wait, this has completely better properties than anything else on the market?
02:01:53.000 Yeah, absolutely it does.
02:01:54.000 But wait, it grows in any weather condition for the most part?
02:01:56.000 In any soil?
02:01:57.000 Think about all the trees that get chopped down to make paper. 0.99
02:01:59.000 How much fucking paper we use every day. 0.97
02:02:01.000 You can make four times as much paper in the same acreage of marijuana and it grows back in six months. 1.00
02:02:08.000 It grows back right there.
02:02:09.000 Right away! 0.99
02:02:09.000 Instead of 20 fucking years or whatever the hell it takes to grow back your paper for trees, it's amazing. 0.99
02:02:15.000 It's one of the prime fucks, and it's one of the things that has to be addressed. 0.98
02:02:19.000 And even if you disagree, I'm sorry, but even if you disagree with what it can do or why it can do it or the propaganda out there, and even if you feel reed for madness and drugs, drugs, drugs, the sheer violation of rights... 0.97
02:02:31.000 When the federal government comes in and, as you said, boots you out of your fucking business that you put your neck on the line for and try to do legally, according to state law, that should have everybody enraged, regardless of what the subject is. 0.93
02:02:42.000 And not only that, how about prioritizing our fucking problems? 0.97
02:02:46.000 We're living in a day and age where there's rampant crime all over the place. 1.00
02:02:49.000 People are getting carjacked and shot and you look at the fucking murder rate in Los Angeles. 0.99
02:02:53.000 20 million fucking people stuffed into one small area and traffic and nonsense and car theft and home invasions. 1.00
02:03:00.000 You look at all that and you're telling me that you need civil servants to go after a plant that makes people silly? 0.99
02:03:07.000 You're going to waste our fucking tax dollars arresting people for selling silly plants, for selling plants that make food taste better, make sex taste better, make movies more awesome. 1.00
02:03:17.000 Really, you fuckheads. 1.00
02:03:19.000 It's the ultimate fuck you. 1.00
02:03:20.000 It's the ultimate power move. 1.00
02:03:22.000 It's the ultimate this is not a free country move.
02:03:25.000 It really is.
02:03:27.000 And yet it's happening.
02:03:27.000 And yet it's happening.
02:03:28.000 So now what?
02:03:29.000 Well, now what is Occupy Wall Street is now what?
02:03:31.000 Now what is the bubble has burst?
02:03:33.000 When Occupy starts having signs that say, give us back our weed, then they're going to try to roll on the movement and say that it's just another hippie movement. 1.00
02:03:41.000 All these kids want are their fucking drugs. 0.99
02:03:44.000 They're not going to be able to do that. 1.00
02:03:45.000 I think it's too late for that.
02:03:46.000 I think it's already gotten too big.
02:03:48.000 I don't think it's gotten big enough with the people who need to believe it's for them.
02:03:52.000 Well, it's got to get bigger.
02:03:53.000 Right, but is it going to get bigger because they're going to put their ad dollars behind portraying the movement as a pro-weed, this is what they care about movement?
02:04:00.000 Isn't this an excellent move?
02:04:01.000 That's going to marginalize people at this point in time.
02:04:03.000 50% of Americans in the most recent Gallup poll said that they want marijuana legal.
02:04:07.000 That's higher than it's ever been before.
02:04:08.000 It's the first time ever that it's passed the people that want it illegal.
02:04:11.000 46%. 1.00
02:04:11.000 But there might still be half the country, though, that is like, fuck you, that shit needs to be illegal. 1.00
02:04:16.000 That's what you hippies are about? 1.00
02:04:17.000 Forget it.
02:04:17.000 And it divides us up into teams again.
02:04:19.000 That's what I'm saying.
02:04:19.000 I don't think so.
02:04:20.000 I don't think that's going to be the boiling point or rather a leverage point.
02:04:25.000 Just like they don't have a leader, there's not going to be one thing. 0.98
02:04:26.000 They're going to attack this thing for every fucking reason they can. 0.98
02:04:29.000 What I'm saying is I don't think it's a good point. 0.99
02:04:30.000 The marijuana point is not a good point because most people think it should be legal.
02:04:34.000 Half of the people think it should.
02:04:36.000 Half of the people believe it should be illegal.
02:04:38.000 So you just lose half of the country right there by making this about that one moral issue.
02:04:42.000 Then you pick out another issue, then you pick out another issue, and another issue.
02:04:45.000 That's a good point.
02:04:45.000 That's what I'm saying.
02:04:46.000 That's a good point.
02:04:46.000 It marginalizes the whole thing.
02:04:48.000 That's a good point, but I think there's enough people that do believe at this point that other people are going to have to start listening.
02:04:54.000 Because there's enough people like Ron Paul and Gary Johnson, intelligent Republicans, that are really pragmatic, thoughtful people that can tell you why it should be legal.
02:05:04.000 But does he stand a snowball's chance in hell of being elected and affecting any change?
02:05:07.000 No, no, no.
02:05:08.000 Well, affecting change for sure.
02:05:10.000 You know, Ron Paul is probably doing more impact socially than any other candidate besides the people that win.
02:05:16.000 I absolutely agree on that.
02:05:17.000 He got a partial audit of the Fed.
02:05:19.000 But can you believe that they put in...
02:05:20.000 How about what they found out?
02:05:22.000 Trillions of dollars that were not accounted for.
02:05:24.000 More than our debt.
02:05:26.000 Over the history of this country, they lent out, without any debates, without any notification, they lent out more money than the history of the debt of our country to bankers to bail them out.
02:05:37.000 They gave us one amount and then said, okay, here you go, here you go.
02:05:39.000 Bail out the countries worldwide. 0.99
02:05:41.000 Just go, just go.
02:05:43.000 And that was on a partial audit.
02:05:45.000 Yeah, partial audit.
02:05:46.000 Most people don't even understand when you hear about the Federal Reserve System.
02:05:49.000 It's not federal.
02:05:50.000 Yeah, it's a private company.
02:05:53.000 The line is, it's as federal as Federal Express.
02:05:55.000 It's a private company run for profit.
02:05:57.000 It's so hard to believe that our money is all being handled by foreign banks. 0.99
02:06:06.000 I mean, what a mindfuck that is. 0.98
02:06:09.000 Every dollar that you work your ass off to earn has debt already tacked onto it to somebody and you don't even know it. 0.99
02:06:15.000 But how is that possible that they can call it the federal bank?
02:06:19.000 I mean, that is crazy.
02:06:22.000 That's like calling a company that breaks into your house movers.
02:06:26.000 Right.
02:06:26.000 You know what I mean?
02:06:26.000 It's like, how are you calling it that?
02:06:28.000 How is that legal?
02:06:29.000 You know, how is it legal to call that the Federal Bank, the Federal Reserve?
02:06:33.000 Because I think they were the reserve for the Federation, right?
02:06:37.000 I mean, that was what they were.
02:06:38.000 They were like, well, when this country is in dire straits or there's a market spike or the next depression is going to happen, we're going to be there to make it all right by printing money.
02:06:46.000 We're going to be the bank that lends money to the country.
02:06:48.000 What's amazing is when someone's running for president and they meet with the Bilderberg group, just out in the open.
02:06:55.000 They just go and meet with them. 0.99
02:06:56.000 And, you know, they have these fucking meetings and it's all online. 0.98
02:06:59.000 I want to chat with you for a few minutes if that's all right. 0.99
02:07:01.000 Bill Clinton, running for president, met with the Bilderberg group.
02:07:03.000 Vote on that guy.
02:07:05.000 Meanwhile, they probably all meet with him, you know?
02:07:07.000 Clearly.
02:07:08.000 Figure out who's the best puppet.
02:07:10.000 Clearly.
02:07:10.000 Has that ever been more...
02:07:11.000 And that's so frustrating with Obama right now.
02:07:13.000 Yeah.
02:07:14.000 Because...
02:07:14.000 I was just going to ask you that.
02:07:16.000 Has it ever been more evident?
02:07:18.000 So clear.
02:07:18.000 And I was duped.
02:07:19.000 I was fucking duped. 1.00
02:07:20.000 I was sold on the hope and change. 0.99
02:07:22.000 And the reason I was duped was not because I wanted to believe in the posters, but because I looked at where the money came from.
02:07:29.000 And it came from guys like me.
02:07:31.000 Yeah.
02:07:31.000 I don't know if it came from you or you, but it came from individuals.
02:07:33.000 It wasn't so much from the corporations.
02:07:35.000 I wonder if it even did.
02:07:36.000 There was some there.
02:07:37.000 I wonder if it even did. 0.98
02:07:38.000 I mean, who the fuck is auditing where the money comes from? 0.53
02:07:40.000 There's a couple sites that look at donations and whatnot, but that's never fully... 0.94
02:07:44.000 Do they have it all down?
02:07:44.000 No.
02:07:45.000 I mean, there's always back channels.
02:07:46.000 And so, for all I know, yes, the corporations could have totally put them in there.
02:07:49.000 But I know that I donated, and I know a lot of other people donated, and so the sentiment amongst...
02:07:54.000 Guys like myself who feel like sheeps now.
02:07:56.000 The sentiment was, hey, the people are putting him here, so he's got the chance for the hope and change. 0.99
02:08:00.000 He's going to fuck those banks over. 0.99
02:08:02.000 He's going to get us out of those wars like he said. 1.00
02:08:04.000 He's going to do this, that, the other.
02:08:05.000 And I thought because, well, my money went to put that there, and so did millions of others of Americans.
02:08:09.000 He's going to feel beholding to us.
02:08:10.000 He just escalated everything.
02:08:12.000 Escalated everything.
02:08:13.000 Continued the same policies right away.
02:08:15.000 More people are being spied on than ever.
02:08:16.000 More.
02:08:17.000 More civilization is happening. 0.98
02:08:19.000 Guantanamo's not fucking closed down. 0.95
02:08:21.000 We're still in wars. 0.97
02:08:22.000 Remember that?
02:08:22.000 We're going to close down Guantanamo Bay.
02:08:24.000 Oh, listen, it's a logistics thing.
02:08:26.000 We've got an Excel spreadsheet.
02:08:26.000 It's going to take us like a year to figure it out, guys.
02:08:28.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:08:29.000 No, you're not closing that motherfucker down. 1.00
02:08:31.000 Yeah, meanwhile... 1.00
02:08:31.000 You're clearly not. 1.00
02:08:32.000 And then taking the guys who are responsible for defrauding the nation, these guys from J.P. Morgan, from Citibank, from Goldman Sachs, from Bank of America, and putting them in positions of power, in positions where they can control the money.
02:08:44.000 You put those guys in power, the ones that literally fucked this country by selling faulty mortgages and betting against their own customers. 1.00
02:08:52.000 That's the crazy shit. 1.00
02:08:52.000 Like betting against them, selling you shit in a box, putting a AAA rating on it, and saying, dude, this is so secure, you're gonna love this shit. 1.00
02:08:58.000 Oh yeah, we bet against it, and now it's gonna fail. 0.99
02:09:00.000 And then you're gonna give me the money to bail me out? 1.00
02:09:02.000 He put those motherfuckers in his cabinet. 1.00
02:09:05.000 I'm happy Don't Ask, Don't Tell got repealed, but you got some fucking work to do if you want to get my vote. 1.00
02:09:10.000 That's a crumb. 0.99
02:09:12.000 That's what I mean. 1.00
02:09:13.000 You're allowed to be our hired killer even if you're gay. 1.00
02:09:17.000 Congratulations, the world's perfect now. 1.00
02:09:19.000 We need those numbers up. 1.00
02:09:21.000 We don't need gay people killing people. 0.99
02:09:22.000 We don't need any new people killing people. 1.00
02:09:24.000 I was out at the rally with a sign that said, Wall Street wants to gay marry your illegal abortions. 0.99
02:09:29.000 And people were like, are you trolling this event? 0.98
02:09:31.000 What are you doing?
02:09:31.000 And I'm like, no, no, no.
02:09:32.000 I'm saying that, like, someone might see this and get outraged.
02:09:34.000 And the statement that I'm trying to make, which was woefully missed, I get it now.
02:09:37.000 But the statement I was trying to make was that the same anger you have for moral issues, you need to apply to the issues that are the fundamental problems right now, in my opinion.
02:09:45.000 It's not those little moral issues that are on the side that you're being offended by right now. 0.99
02:09:49.000 It's these bankers that took the fucking money. 0.99
02:09:51.000 It's the government that's bought by the bankers. 1.00
02:09:53.000 It's the police force that's being paid by them to stifle your rights to protest. 1.00
02:09:57.000 It's all that shit. 0.99
02:09:58.000 Like, if that foundation crumbles, we won't be able to have the conversations about the moral shit that you want to have a conversation on. 1.00
02:10:04.000 That just won't exist anymore. 0.94
02:10:05.000 I had to read Matt Taibbi's articles about every single aspect of it.
02:10:08.000 I want him to lead this movement even though they can't have a leader. 0.99
02:10:11.000 I had to read them ten fucking times just to even understand all the bullshit that exists behind the scenes. 1.00
02:10:16.000 Derivatives and shorting. 0.99
02:10:18.000 It's so hard to believe that there's an economy based on gambling, that things are going to fail, and that that is a hundred times larger than the actual economy.
02:10:28.000 Right.
02:10:29.000 It's all based on speculation. 1.00
02:10:30.000 Wrap your fucking head around that! 1.00
02:10:32.000 It's like, I get to bet on a horse in the race. 1.00
02:10:34.000 I get to bet that that horse isn't going to finish the race.
02:10:36.000 And I get to put the horse in that race.
02:10:38.000 I know he's not going to finish.
02:10:40.000 And I'm going to tell you, this is going to be the number one horse.
02:10:42.000 You're going to be super secure.
02:10:43.000 Give that money with me.
02:10:45.000 There we go. 1.00
02:10:45.000 And horse dies on the fucking first lap. 1.00
02:10:48.000 And nobody, since the savings and loan scandal, which is a fraction, the savings and loan scandal was a fraction of this fraud movement. 0.99
02:10:58.000 Enron was a fraction of it in terms of detriment to the country and homes and our budgets.
02:11:03.000 Fraction.
02:11:03.000 And not one person has been investigated or put away.
02:11:07.000 How gross is that?
02:11:08.000 Yeah.
02:11:08.000 What a weird, weird world we live in.
02:11:12.000 We are literally being sucked dry by financial vampires. 0.93
02:11:17.000 It's like there's a vampire colony that's preying on our people, but the way they're doing it, instead of sucking blood out, they're sucking money out. 0.99
02:11:25.000 And they live in these opulent castles that you can go nowhere near, and there's armed guards and fucking fences, and they're sleeping in their coffins, and they're just Socking money out of it. 0.97
02:11:36.000 And they're doing it, and they're doing it legally somehow or another. 0.97
02:11:39.000 They're donating money to the cops, $4.6 million to the cops, so they can fucking keep them away from them while the protests are going on. 1.00
02:11:46.000 Fuck, man! 1.00
02:11:48.000 It's insane. 1.00
02:11:49.000 Have you ever seen The American Dream, the animated cartoon?
02:11:51.000 No.
02:11:51.000 It explains the Fed in a very simple, beautiful way.
02:11:54.000 Inside Job was a great one for that.
02:11:56.000 Now people are starting to get aware of that.
02:11:57.000 Inside Job's amazing.
02:11:58.000 Inside Job's phenomenal.
02:11:58.000 But again, I had to watch it 40 times.
02:11:59.000 By the way, it's a documentary.
02:12:01.000 Yeah, exactly.
02:12:02.000 But how amazing is it when that guy's questioning all these different professors that now, these guys, they become professors and then they get jobs working for the government. 0.98
02:12:10.000 So when they're professors, they say shit that turns out to not be fucking true at all. 0.95
02:12:15.000 They say shit that enables businesses to get away with creepy things because, well, we went to this financial expert and this is what his opinion is. 0.99
02:12:22.000 He's like, hey, everything's going to be cool. 1.00
02:12:23.000 And they're like, hey, he said everything's going to be cool.
02:12:25.000 He's got a PhD. 1.00
02:12:26.000 And then it turns out this cocksucker goes and starts working for the federal government afterwards or starts working for some big corporation afterwards and gets some cushy ass fucking job and is making X millions of dollars per year because of his decisions that he made that support these fucking vampire criminals. 1.00
02:12:39.000 It's the same revolving door with the SEC right now. 1.00
02:12:42.000 Like the guys are supposed to be regulating Wall Street and putting cases, you know, up to the government so they can actually enforce them.
02:12:47.000 They know that if they don't prosecute, if they don't do anything, There's going to be a revolving door.
02:12:51.000 When they're done with their two or three years, they can hop right on over and work for the guys that they were supposed to be investigating.
02:12:56.000 There's no laws against that.
02:12:57.000 What's going to happen?
02:12:59.000 This is what we all see.
02:13:01.000 We all see Occupy Wall Street.
02:13:02.000 We all see people freaking out.
02:13:04.000 We all see how many people are like us all across the country.
02:13:07.000 What is this?
02:13:08.000 This is just a conversation between friends. 1.00
02:13:09.000 How many friends are sitting around smoking a joint, drinking a couple of beers, having the same fucking conversation, spitting at each other in a bar somewhere, going, these motherfuckers! 1.00
02:13:18.000 What's going to happen? 1.00
02:13:19.000 Where's this go?
02:13:20.000 It's a great question.
02:13:20.000 Because it's more than ever before.
02:13:22.000 It's more than at any time in my life.
02:13:24.000 This is like...
02:13:25.000 We are right now at Vietnam protest levels. 0.95
02:13:30.000 We're at the state where you see that girl get maced in New York and you hear that that guy only got fucking 10 days of vacation time removed from... 0.99
02:13:38.000 You're like, how is that guy allowed to be a fucking cop? 0.99
02:13:40.000 You went around and maced some chicks? 1.00
02:13:43.000 You should be... 1.00
02:13:44.000 You should have to fucking fight Chris Cyborg. 0.99
02:13:46.000 That's what they should do. 1.00
02:13:47.000 You want to mace chicks? 0.99
02:13:48.000 How about you get in the ring and your underwear?
02:13:50.000 Fight that Marine that says there's no honor in pepper spraying three women in a thing. 1.00
02:13:54.000 That Marine might gas out. 1.00
02:13:55.000 It's better to let Cyborg... 0.82
02:13:56.000 Not against Officer Tony Baloney.
02:13:58.000 He'll get the job done.
02:13:59.000 You never know.
02:14:00.000 Tony Baloney might have a good guard.
02:14:01.000 He might get a bill to get that guy off.
02:14:03.000 His guard smells like Old Spice.
02:14:06.000 Is God not going to be that strong against that Marine?
02:14:08.000 One cop threw a sucker punch at one of the protesters, and it was like the worst punch ever.
02:14:13.000 You're like, you should never be confident enough to punch a man. 0.99
02:14:17.000 With that whack-ass technique you have, you don't know how to fight at all, and yet you have the balls to throw a punch in a crowd against an unarmed protester? 1.00
02:14:26.000 You fuckhead! 1.00
02:14:27.000 Which shows just how fucking peaceful, despite the agent provocateurs, it shows just how peaceful this movement truly is, because they know that's the only way. 1.00
02:14:34.000 Well, it's also that you see these cops that are older cops, the white shirt cops. 0.94
02:14:38.000 Those are the guys that are older cops that have been in the force a long time, and they get jaded.
02:14:43.000 Oh, they've seen the worst of humanity. 0.99
02:14:45.000 They get entitled, too, and they get cocky, and they think that they can get away with some shit. 1.00
02:14:50.000 That's what enabled him to pull the trigger and punch him down the face like that. 1.00
02:14:53.000 But they've also dealt with scum day in and day out, like you said. 1.00
02:14:55.000 So they see somebody in their face screaming at them, which that should not be happening, but they see that, and they go, okay, I'm now identifying you as scum right now. 0.98
02:15:02.000 But we gotta win the police over if this thing's gonna work at all. 0.98
02:15:05.000 And that concerns me.
02:15:07.000 That's an uphill battle.
02:15:07.000 Oh, I don't think so.
02:15:08.000 Like I said before, I think the cops are gonna figure it out eventually that it's all a pile of horseshit once things start sliding. 0.80
02:15:14.000 I hope so. 0.53
02:15:14.000 Well, I hope... 0.53
02:15:15.000 You talked about people that are willing to commit atrocities, right?
02:15:17.000 Because they've been desensitized. 0.54
02:15:18.000 Like, they've got enough non-lethal arsenal right now to fuck up a lot of people and still feel like they're not being lethal, they're just being okay, they're just following orders. 0.66
02:15:28.000 You know, they're just worried about their paycheck as well, you know, and that will be said. 0.52
02:15:31.000 But pepper spray is one thing. 0.99
02:15:33.000 They've got the sonic weapons, they've got fucking rubber bullets. 0.98
02:15:36.000 Like, you look at revolts and revolution throughout history, they never had the weaponry that they have right now to use against their own people. 1.00
02:15:43.000 That's what scares the shit out of me. 0.92
02:15:44.000 That they can flip on a ray gun and it will microwave your intestines. 0.99
02:15:48.000 Right. 0.94
02:15:49.000 You are so freaky, man.
02:15:51.000 Google it!
02:15:51.000 Get this guy together with Alex Jones.
02:15:53.000 There's video footage from a news reporter taking a microwave beam weapon from like 10 years ago.
02:16:01.000 Google it right now.
02:16:02.000 And he stands in front of it and there's a click, click, click, click, click, and the guy goes, oh god, instantly steps off the pad.
02:16:06.000 This was from years ago.
02:16:08.000 So it's basically like putting a rabbit in a microwave.
02:16:11.000 Yes, except it's directional.
02:16:12.000 It's pinpointed.
02:16:13.000 They could point it at you, or they could arc it out in a beam and say, here's the switch.
02:16:16.000 It just cooks people. 0.99
02:16:17.000 You instantly feel like your intestines are on fire, is the way this news reporter who stood in front of it years ago described it.
02:16:23.000 We're going to go back to wearing chain mail.
02:16:25.000 We're going to have armor suits. 0.93
02:16:27.000 Metal does help, because if you put a can of soda in the microwave, it'll fucking explode, right?
02:16:32.000 But you can't wear masks.
02:16:33.000 You can't wear gas masks.
02:16:34.000 You can't have sticks anymore for your sign because that's a weapon.
02:16:37.000 You can't have anything anymore. 0.99
02:16:38.000 So they're going to quell that shit right away. 0.99
02:16:40.000 You should really watch that video. 0.99
02:16:42.000 You can't have sticks for your sign because that's a weapon.
02:16:42.000 Nope, that's a weapon.
02:16:43.000 Oh my god.
02:16:44.000 You know, there's a thing that I watched on TV the other day where they were talking about sonic weapons and what they're able to do now with sound.
02:16:51.000 They can cause permanent deafness.
02:16:53.000 That can cause permanent blindness.
02:16:55.000 They can blind you with sound.
02:16:58.000 Can you imagine that?
02:16:59.000 There's a video of that in use.
02:17:01.000 I think it's in Detroit.
02:17:02.000 It's either Detroit or Pittsburgh.
02:17:03.000 Where they roll out.
02:17:04.000 There was a small union protest.
02:17:05.000 It's online.
02:17:06.000 And it literally announces...
02:17:07.000 And I'm going to say Detroit. 0.98
02:17:08.000 I might be wrong on this, but I'm just going to fucking say it. 0.99
02:17:10.000 The truck rolls out and goes... 0.98
02:17:11.000 Attention, city of Detroit!
02:17:13.000 From these giant, booming speakers on a big, black, monolithic-looking car with riot police in front of it bashing their shields with batons to create sound, you know?
02:17:22.000 And the thing is like, attention, we are going to employ sonic weapons.
02:17:26.000 I think you're talking about the sonic weapons they used in Vancouver at the Olympics.
02:17:30.000 That's what it was.
02:17:30.000 I'm sorry.
02:17:31.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:17:31.000 Yeah, because I remembered that.
02:17:32.000 I just looked it up.
02:17:33.000 But they were threatening to use things like that.
02:17:34.000 I believe it was at one of the union protests.
02:17:36.000 No, they used it.
02:17:37.000 Well, no, they used that at the Olympics, for sure.
02:17:39.000 And that was, again, years ago.
02:17:41.000 And this was for a non-violent protest.
02:17:44.000 They're calling it an acoustical device.
02:17:46.000 Yeah, right? 0.99
02:17:47.000 Bitch, that ain't a harmonica. 1.00
02:17:48.000 It's a fucking sound weapon. 1.00
02:17:50.000 This is a high-fidelity dispersal unit. 1.00
02:17:52.000 What? 0.99
02:17:53.000 We're going to make you deaf if you don't get the fuck out of this area. 0.99
02:17:55.000 Well, they blasted some Somali pirates with it on this thing that I was watching. 0.99
02:17:59.000 The U.S. government used it to keep off Somali pirates.
02:18:03.000 They were coming near this boat, and they just turned this thing on.
02:18:06.000 It worked. 0.99
02:18:09.000 And they just fucking blows their brains out and they have to swim away. 1.00
02:18:13.000 They should have new shit where it's like, in the next 10 minutes we're going to have this thing that's going to break your iPhone. 1.00
02:18:18.000 I personally like it the way the fucking Russians handle it. 1.00
02:18:22.000 The Russians go after Somali pilots, they fucking pump missiles into their boats and they peel them up and they shoot them in the fucking head. 1.00
02:18:28.000 That's the way to do it. 1.00
02:18:29.000 These sonic weapons, man. 1.00
02:18:31.000 This is some lame shit. 1.00
02:18:33.000 But it's going to be turned on regular folks. 1.00
02:18:35.000 Yeah, maybe.
02:18:36.000 That's what concerns me.
02:18:37.000 Yeah, well, that's a real concern. 0.69
02:18:39.000 When technology, as far as weapons and shit, and riot stuff, when it becomes viable, when it becomes something that people can make money developing, and these weapons companies, they're going to start turning it on people.
02:18:52.000 Well, why else would you build them and buy them? 0.66
02:18:54.000 I mean, that's the last...
02:18:55.000 And, dude, here's what's gonna happen, right?
02:18:57.000 The military-industrial complex.
02:18:58.000 Well, you gotta think that if there's money in making war, there's also money in keeping peace.
02:19:02.000 There's also money in battling against insurgents right here in America.
02:19:06.000 I mean, that's what people are gonna be called.
02:19:07.000 Right.
02:19:08.000 The true version of insurgency.
02:19:09.000 I mean, you know, the people that are rallying up against the, you know, the oppressive force.
02:19:14.000 Right. 0.99
02:19:14.000 And what they're going to see is, what worries me about this is that the imagery, like, when they shoot people in protests, right, in the Arab Spring, and you see people just getting fucking shot, you go, Holy shit, man. 0.99
02:19:24.000 That's fucked up. 1.00
02:19:25.000 We got to intervene. 1.00
02:19:26.000 You get world support and you get to other people.
02:19:28.000 But if they use sonic weapons and people are angry and protesting finally, which it may have to get to. 0.85
02:19:33.000 I sure fucking hope it doesn't.
02:19:34.000 But even if they have an agent provocateur, spark a crowd, they're going to say, listen, these guys got out of hand. 0.98
02:19:39.000 This protest is violent and angry.
02:19:40.000 And look, we didn't even kill them. 0.95
02:19:42.000 We just microwaved their insides for a little bit.
02:19:43.000 They won't say that.
02:19:44.000 They'll say we used a sonic weapon.
02:19:46.000 And so people at home will be like...
02:19:47.000 Well, they're being very humane to those violent people, so this isn't nearly as jarring.
02:19:51.000 I heard only ten people went deaf.
02:19:54.000 It was only ten, and they wouldn't listen.
02:19:56.000 Right.
02:19:57.000 I had this argument with my parents, and they're like, well, if the police told you to get out, you're not supposed to be there.
02:20:03.000 They told you to leave.
02:20:05.000 I couldn't explain the concept of protesting.
02:20:09.000 To my parents.
02:20:10.000 It gets to a certain point.
02:20:11.000 It gets to a boiling point where what happens?
02:20:14.000 Because it's growing.
02:20:15.000 Right now, they're saying that every day at Occupy Wall Street in New York, it's a bigger and bigger crowd.
02:20:20.000 Every day.
02:20:21.000 People are coming from all over the world to participate in it. 0.98
02:20:24.000 My friend Jamie Kilstein, they're in fucking Melbourne, Australia. 0.96
02:20:28.000 They're doing Occupy Melbourne. 0.99
02:20:31.000 There's like 10 people. 1.00
02:20:33.000 Fucking hippies. 1.00
02:20:35.000 But they're out there. 1.00
02:20:36.000 10 hippies in Australia, mate. 1.00
02:20:38.000 Fucking bankers, mate! 1.00
02:20:40.000 Yeah, they're out there. 1.00
02:20:41.000 But I mean, it's giant fucking gantic. 0.98
02:20:44.000 It's beyond gigantic. 0.96
02:20:46.000 So what does it do?
02:20:48.000 When you look at it, do you extrapolate?
02:20:52.000 Well, constantly.
02:20:53.000 There's a million ways this thing can go, which is why I'm so fascinated by it.
02:20:56.000 Me too.
02:20:56.000 I mean, we are living in a chapter of a future history book, or we're living at the end of our society.
02:21:02.000 Maybe both.
02:21:02.000 You don't know.
02:21:03.000 Maybe both.
02:21:04.000 Maybe both, yeah. 1.00
02:21:04.000 Maybe this is New World Order shit. 1.00
02:21:06.000 Maybe this is when the crowd gets completely beat down, and that's it. 0.99
02:21:08.000 There's nothing you can do.
02:21:09.000 We just be slaves to the system.
02:21:10.000 Did you see Ron Paul at the Republican debate?
02:21:12.000 Yeah.
02:21:13.000 Ron Paul had this one brilliant thing that he said that everybody says that really pays attention to human history.
02:21:18.000 He said this is exactly how every single empire has fallen.
02:21:22.000 They try to spread themselves out too thin and eventually it all comes crumbling down.
02:21:29.000 It's amazing.
02:21:30.000 We have a blueprint.
02:21:31.000 We've seen this.
02:21:31.000 We have the knowledge to connect all the dots as to what's happening right now, and yet we're just repeating history, but with slightly different tools and in slightly different volumes.
02:21:39.000 You know, it's been ratcheted up, and we've survived a lot of that history, but who knows what atrocities could lie around the corner.
02:21:47.000 But I've even been looking at, like, I'm doing all right.
02:21:49.000 I got a good job.
02:21:50.000 I got great friends.
02:21:51.000 Like, I'm doing great.
02:21:52.000 And I see, I'm really concerned for the direction of this country, which is why I'm trying to educate myself and be a little more outspoken about it. 0.96
02:21:58.000 But I'm really concerned to the point where I've had the discussion of, all right, well, where the fuck, where's our exit strategy? 0.92
02:22:03.000 What is it right now? 0.99
02:22:05.000 If the shit really hits the fan tomorrow and they declare martial law on the streets, lockdown, you know, the riot police are coming in, are the Marines going to come in and fight? 0.99
02:22:12.000 Am I going to wake up tomorrow morning, my dollar's worth nothing and there's a war zone outside my window? 0.99
02:22:15.000 I mean, we're potentially two to three years away from that.
02:22:19.000 Maybe more.
02:22:20.000 Who knows what's going to escalate.
02:22:21.000 Maybe less.
02:22:22.000 Maybe less.
02:22:22.000 It could happen tomorrow.
02:22:24.000 And the notion that it could happen, not that I think it will, but the notion that it could, I never thought I would feel that in my lifetime in this country.
02:22:31.000 And I feel it right now.
02:22:32.000 And I've been researching, do I go to Finland, Switzerland?
02:22:35.000 I mean, Japan was my exit strategy for a little while there. 0.97
02:22:37.000 Love Japan, but that country's hit some fucking hard times right now. 0.64
02:22:40.000 You wouldn't go to Canada? 0.96
02:22:42.000 I would go right to Vancouver. 1.00
02:22:44.000 Vancouver's the shit. 1.00
02:22:45.000 I've never been to Vancouver. 1.00
02:22:46.000 Vancouver's awesome.
02:22:47.000 Is it?
02:22:48.000 You ever done shows?
02:22:49.000 Yeah, a couple times.
02:22:50.000 Yeah, dude.
02:22:51.000 Vancouver, first of all.
02:22:52.000 Great comedy scene, great weed, super nice people, and a really diverse community of all sorts of different kinds of people.
02:23:02.000 Why aren't I there now?
02:23:03.000 I should've got to be there now.
02:23:04.000 Dude, I almost moved there in 1984. When Bush won again in 2004, I just sat back, especially because I was paying attention to the whole Diebold voting thing.
02:23:16.000 I was like, this is ridiculous.
02:23:18.000 I watched the Hacking Democracy documentary, and I'm like, these guys, they stole it. 0.88
02:23:21.000 This is not real anymore.
02:23:23.000 You've got a programmer testifying under oath that he wrote code that allowed him to rig an election.
02:23:28.000 And he showed how he can be done and then did it.
02:23:31.000 Yeah.
02:23:31.000 And showed how there's a third party option in the software that allows a third party, other than the voter, other than the person reading the vote, a second person, another person, comes in and inserts data and changes the data.
02:23:42.000 And they showed how it can be done.
02:23:45.000 They had been massive contributors to the Republican Party.
02:23:48.000 The idea that some company can contribute to the Republican Party and then make a machine that decides whether Republicans or Democrats win elections is madness.
02:23:56.000 Right. 0.99
02:23:57.000 Absolute fucking madness. 1.00
02:23:58.000 It's called hedging your bets. 1.00
02:23:59.000 I got furious, man.
02:24:00.000 There was a period of time over a couple weeks.
02:24:02.000 I'm a big fan of Canada.
02:24:04.000 I love going up there.
02:24:04.000 I don't like the cold, though.
02:24:06.000 I was like, man, Montreal would be the shit, but the winters are brutal. 1.00
02:24:08.000 Fuck, where else could I live? 1.00
02:24:10.000 So you had that thought. 1.00
02:24:11.000 Oh, yeah, man.
02:24:12.000 I still do.
02:24:13.000 I still go back and forth.
02:24:14.000 My friend Bobby lives up in Vancouver.
02:24:15.000 So what's going to be the pin drop?
02:24:16.000 I don't know.
02:24:17.000 It might be just as I get older.
02:24:18.000 As I get older, I just decide enough is enough of this nonsense.
02:24:22.000 You don't have to live in this country.
02:24:24.000 We are eventually becoming a global society.
02:24:28.000 The connectivity that we all enjoy right now because of the internet.
02:24:32.000 Let's people realize that communities...
02:24:34.000 Like my message board.
02:24:36.000 I have a massive message board.
02:24:37.000 And this community is a message board of really cool people from everywhere, man. 0.98
02:24:41.000 I have people from fucking Saudi Arabia. 0.96
02:24:43.000 I have people from foreign countries. 0.99
02:24:45.000 I have Asian countries.
02:24:46.000 I have people from Canada. 1.00
02:24:47.000 A lot of fucking people from Canada. 1.00
02:24:49.000 People from Switzerland and Sweden. 1.00
02:24:50.000 All over the fucking world. 1.00
02:24:52.000 And it leads me to believe that this idea that a fucking line in the dirt can dictate where you're from. 1.00
02:24:58.000 No, no, no, no. 0.99
02:24:59.000 It should be...
02:25:00.000 Like-minded people.
02:25:01.000 It should be cool people.
02:25:02.000 Like-minded people.
02:25:03.000 Find them.
02:25:03.000 And if you find a spot, oh, it's across the dirt line.
02:25:06.000 It's no good anymore.
02:25:07.000 Yeah, but it's awesome. 1.00
02:25:08.000 Whether it's fucking Costa Rica or where the fuck it is. 1.00
02:25:11.000 If you find a place that you think that you could live a safer, healthier, friendlier life than what you're here in the center of the shitstorm. 1.00
02:25:19.000 Look, I love the idea of America. 0.93
02:25:22.000 I love the idea of it all.
02:25:24.000 I love the idea that we save the world from the Russians and we save the world from the Nazis and that we're the noblest and the most creative. 0.96
02:25:32.000 I love the idea, but I don't see it in practice.
02:25:34.000 And it scares me.
02:25:36.000 You've never been to a NASCAR game.
02:25:38.000 It's not a game.
02:25:39.000 It scares me to think that I'm a rube. 1.00
02:25:43.000 That I'm locked into this stupid fucking system. 1.00
02:25:45.000 And if it gets any worse, man... 1.00
02:25:47.000 I don't know what to do.
02:25:48.000 I don't want to stay here while it falls apart around you.
02:25:51.000 What is the catalyst?
02:25:52.000 And that's what I've been thinking because, you know, people had chances to get out of countries that became locked down and war started and then it was like, yeah, you ain't going anywhere.
02:25:59.000 They had signs.
02:26:01.000 They had news reports coming out. 1.00
02:26:02.000 They had all that shit. 1.00
02:26:03.000 They didn't have the internet, though. 1.00
02:26:04.000 They didn't have the internet.
02:26:05.000 It was a different world.
02:26:07.000 The world that we're living in is a very strange world.
02:26:09.000 And I don't know what happens when it all falls apart.
02:26:13.000 I don't know.
02:26:14.000 Is someone going to try to reclaim power?
02:26:17.000 I mean, is there going to be an actual physical war?
02:26:20.000 Are there going to be tanks in the streets?
02:26:21.000 And who are those soldiers?
02:26:22.000 Those soldiers are going to actually go after their brothers and sisters and cousins and neighbors?
02:26:26.000 Are they going to do that?
02:26:27.000 How can they?
02:26:29.000 How can they?
02:26:29.000 Is that possible?
02:26:30.000 Well, I mean, they could be sold a message that it's not their brothers and sisters and neighbors, that it's insurgents, that they're terrorists.
02:26:36.000 And that would be the agent provocateur. 0.99
02:26:38.000 So we need a certain population of sociopaths to make this whole fucking plan work for the man. 1.00
02:26:42.000 We're going to become Mexicans. 1.00
02:26:43.000 We're going to be going north to Canada. 0.97
02:26:45.000 You're saying that the agent provocateurs are sociopaths? 0.96
02:26:47.000 Yeah, we will be the Canadian Mexicans. 0.98
02:26:49.000 Exactly.
02:26:50.000 Mexican versions of Canada.
02:26:52.000 Yeah, I'd rather live in a cold climate.
02:26:53.000 I might even live in Alaska.
02:26:55.000 I might even live in Alaska better than this.
02:26:56.000 Joe, have you seen this fish with a transparent head?
02:26:59.000 Have you ever seen this photo or video?
02:27:01.000 Yeah, it's like a real deep underwater fish.
02:27:03.000 Yeah, it's a fish, and they have it on YouTube, or there's photos.
02:27:06.000 It's from National Geographic.
02:27:08.000 But it's an actual fish that you can just see right into its brain.
02:27:11.000 And you can see its organs.
02:27:14.000 Yeah, do you know the name of it?
02:27:16.000 I think they call it a Large Pacific Boundary.
02:27:21.000 B-A-R-R-E-L-E-Y-E. Borrow eye? 0.98
02:27:26.000 This is a video from a few years ago?
02:27:29.000 This was like 2009. I just saw it the other day.
02:27:31.000 It looks like the fish from Sega Seaman for the Dreamcast.
02:27:34.000 Yes, exactly.
02:27:35.000 Like that fish. 0.99
02:27:36.000 It's a fucking alien world, that ocean, man. 0.99
02:27:37.000 I always see... 1.00
02:27:38.000 That's a real alien world. 0.99
02:27:39.000 The real deep water shit, like the Planet Earth Deep Water Edition. 0.99
02:27:42.000 Anything on deep water, I see the life that exists on this planet and it makes me realize how uncreative human beings are at conceiving what alien life forms could be. 0.99
02:27:50.000 Oh, yeah?
02:27:51.000 You know what I mean?
02:27:51.000 It's like, this fish glows in the dark.
02:27:53.000 Yeah, you probably didn't think an alien could do that.
02:27:55.000 This fish only exists in the infrared spectrum. 0.99
02:27:57.000 How the fuck did an anglerfish develop? 0.99
02:28:00.000 How the fuck did that fish develop that has a fishing rod? 0.99
02:28:03.000 It has a fishing rod and a lure. 1.00
02:28:04.000 It dangles a little lure, and as the thing comes close, their fucking giant maw opens up and sucks the fish in. 0.99
02:28:11.000 It's amazing. 0.99
02:28:12.000 Because it was created by some alien point and clicks.
02:28:15.000 You know what I mean?
02:28:15.000 We are just their simulator.
02:28:17.000 And he's like, let's try this. 1.00
02:28:17.000 A fish with a fucking lure on his head and see where that goes. 1.00
02:28:20.000 There's this guy who's a chess master and he's a brilliant guy who plays blindfolded chess against multiple opponents. 1.00
02:28:27.000 This Australian guy.
02:28:28.000 And he's also a creationist.
02:28:30.000 It's really a fascinating thing to see because he's obviously a super, super brilliant guy.
02:28:34.000 And somebody posted this interview with this guy where he was talking about how there's...
02:28:39.000 What science doesn't account for, what evolution doesn't account for, how does a carbon molecule become a person?
02:28:46.000 And their idea, it's like this idea of the soul and all these different...
02:28:51.000 The complexity is too hard for them to grasp, so it must be magic.
02:28:55.000 It gets to some weird...
02:28:57.000 In due time, science will help us perceive what we have to label as magic right now and imperceivable.
02:29:02.000 Maybe.
02:29:02.000 Maybe not.
02:29:03.000 Maybe that's the question we're not supposed to ever answer.
02:29:05.000 Well, maybe we'll get to a certain point where we realize, oh, no, there is some sort of an inner code that's inescapable that permeates the entire universe.
02:29:13.000 Whatever it's string theory or whatever the fuck it is, they find some frequency at the center of all that accepts love and rejects negativity.
02:29:21.000 Like the Hitler video and that contact signal. 0.96
02:29:24.000 Yes.
02:29:25.000 No.
02:29:26.000 No?
02:29:27.000 No, it'd be different than that.
02:29:28.000 Yeah, they heard the signal and then the blind dude was like, dude, I hear video. 0.94
02:29:31.000 And then they put it up to a monitor and it was Hitler. 0.73
02:29:33.000 And then he's like, there's more.
02:29:34.000 This is interlaced.
02:29:34.000 There's information in there.
02:29:35.000 And then they had the blueprints on how to build the travel thing.
02:29:37.000 It's exactly like that.
02:29:38.000 That was a fascinating movie, wasn't it?
02:29:39.000 The book was way better.
02:29:40.000 Was it?
02:29:40.000 I never read the book.
02:29:41.000 The book was way better. 1.00
02:29:42.000 Carl Sagan was a bad motherfucker. 1.00
02:29:43.000 By the way... 1.00
02:29:44.000 Massive pothead.
02:29:45.000 For those of you who hate weed, Carl Sagan, huge pothead. 1.00
02:29:49.000 Carl Sagan smoked weed every fucking day. 1.00
02:29:52.000 Weed is just a placebo. 0.99
02:29:54.000 You see, Dr. Drew was talking about you on the Conan O'Brien show, which is cool, by the way, that not only has the California Association backed up medical marijuana...
02:30:04.000 Dr. Drew is on Conan being asked, do you back up medical marijuana?
02:30:09.000 What did he say?
02:30:09.000 He says, well, I get a lot of slack from Joe Rogan about this.
02:30:13.000 The reason why is because he started talking on his crazy CNN show about how marijuana is...
02:30:21.000 Much stronger than it was back in the day and how there's dangerous withdrawal symptoms.
02:30:28.000 And I'm like, come on, man.
02:30:30.000 Did he clarify that it might be purely psychological?
02:30:32.000 This is what I've always said.
02:30:34.000 I don't know how your body works, but I'm pretty sure that if weed got you, it's because weed got there first.
02:30:40.000 And if it wasn't weed that you got addicted to, It could have been cheeseburgers or scratch tickets or internet porn.
02:30:46.000 Whatever plugs that void for you.
02:30:48.000 Yeah, and maybe for some people, there's people that have extreme physical issues with all sorts of altered states of consciousness.
02:30:56.000 There's people that literally must drink coffee all day long.
02:30:59.000 They must smoke cigarettes all day long.
02:31:00.000 They are constantly trying to change whatever state.
02:31:03.000 And it could be an imbalance.
02:31:05.000 It could be some sort of an issue that they have.
02:31:06.000 I have witnessed it many times with alcohol and I know certain people with drugs.
02:31:11.000 You know, I was listening to Ron Bennington.
02:31:13.000 I was listening to Ron and Fez.
02:31:15.000 And Ron is a guy who's in the program, and apparently he had an appendix, and they wanted to give him pain pills.
02:31:23.000 And he was terrified.
02:31:24.000 And he's pretty sure he's got his addictions under control, but he didn't want to take the chance.
02:31:27.000 And one of the reasons why is because he had a friend And this friend, I believe he said, had been sober for, you know, 10 fucking years, had been working as a counselor in a place helping people stay sober, stayed up in the Poconos so that he didn't have to go back around the same neighborhood and be around the same people.
02:31:44.000 He was working it as hard as you could. 0.90
02:31:45.000 He was there for 10 years, gets in some sort of an accident, has a back problem, whatever, they put him on some pills, boom, he's a junkie again.
02:31:51.000 Yeah.
02:31:51.000 There's some people, man.
02:31:52.000 Absolutely.
02:31:53.000 There's no doubt about it, and I would never discount that.
02:31:55.000 I would never discount that possibility.
02:31:58.000 But what they discount, and this is my issue with all these Dr. True types, is that they always have this sort of a...
02:32:03.000 I love Dr. True, by the way.
02:32:04.000 He's a really good guy.
02:32:05.000 Yeah, he's a great guy.
02:32:06.000 He's a great guy.
02:32:06.000 I really love him as a person.
02:32:08.000 There's nothing wrong with that guy. 0.92
02:32:09.000 He gets silly sometimes. 0.86
02:32:10.000 But they discount the positive benefits of it, and they make it as if it's a goof. 0.77
02:32:17.000 They make it as if they go, like, well, listen, I'm not going to stop you from smoking pot.
02:32:21.000 If you want to smoke pot, forget about all the medical uses, because the medical uses are many, and they're very varied, and they're very real.
02:32:27.000 The actual benefits of it for the human race are substantial.
02:32:33.000 They're huge.
02:32:34.000 And they're not something you should just dismiss and diminish because popular opinion is laced with the propaganda from 1930s and it has just entwined itself into our culture to the point where people believe all sorts of bullshit and nonsense about what is really an amazing beneficial plant.
02:32:51.000 You know, and maybe you can't handle it, maybe you don't like it, but to tell me that this thing, this turbocharger for the imagination, this thing that makes you more sensitive, makes you more loving, it makes you more friendly, it makes food taste better, makes sex taste better, it doesn't harm you in any way. 0.88
02:33:05.000 You wake up in the morning, you fucking feel great, you don't feel hungover.
02:33:08.000 You're telling me that this thing that I take in that does this is bad? 1.00
02:33:11.000 I'm telling you it could fix the fucking world. 0.98
02:33:14.000 I'm telling you it changes consciousness. 1.00
02:33:16.000 I'm telling you, it's a fucking tool, man. 1.00
02:33:19.000 It's a tool like a hammer or a fucking jackhammer or a laser beam. 1.00
02:33:24.000 It's anything else. 0.99
02:33:25.000 Do you think he fundamentally disagrees with you, though?
02:33:27.000 What the world needs is a shaman.
02:33:30.000 They need shaman.
02:33:31.000 They need people who have experienced altered states of consciousness and not only know how to navigate them, can talk other people through them and do it on a professional level.
02:33:39.000 What they've done for thousands and thousands of years in the rainforest, We need to apply, not just with marijuana, but all the different tools of consciousness, including alcohol.
02:33:49.000 They should have places where they teach you how to drink alcohol.
02:33:52.000 I enjoy alcohol.
02:33:53.000 I like it.
02:33:54.000 I like having a shot or two with my friends.
02:33:56.000 It makes me loose. 0.90
02:33:57.000 It makes me silly.
02:33:58.000 I start enjoying things a little bit more.
02:34:01.000 I want to dance.
02:34:02.000 I don't think it's bad. 0.99
02:34:03.000 It would benefit so many fucking people if when you were 19 or 20, they took you to a fucking class where some smart, interesting person taught you about drinking and gave you some fucking things to think about. 0.99
02:34:15.000 Here's what you need to think about. 0.99
02:34:16.000 Why don't you write down, how about this?
02:34:19.000 You're a new drinker?
02:34:20.000 Write down your iPhone every time you have a drink.
02:34:22.000 Is that hard?
02:34:23.000 Send yourself a text message.
02:34:24.000 Send a friend a text message every time you have a drink.
02:34:27.000 And he has to send you a text message every time he has a drink.
02:34:30.000 So that you get like six, seven drinks in from this guy, you can call him up and go, hey bro, you should stop drinking.
02:34:36.000 You texted me 45 minutes ago and you've had nine drinks. 0.99
02:34:39.000 What the fuck are you doing? 1.00
02:34:40.000 Who's watching you? 1.00
02:34:41.000 Who's looking out for you?
02:34:41.000 Who's driving you home?
02:34:42.000 You know, that's not a bad idea.
02:34:44.000 Yeah, you're teaching social responsibility with what's available.
02:34:46.000 It's social responsibility, but it's also shamanism.
02:34:50.000 I got it, but do you think Dr. Drew disagrees with that?
02:34:53.000 No, no, no, he doesn't.
02:34:54.000 We actually had a podcast yesterday that we went through all the entire stuff that Dr. Drew has said about marijuana all in a row, and we ended up with what he said on Conan.
02:35:03.000 And he's actually saying that one of the biggest things right now is that there's people that get addicted to marijuana.
02:35:10.000 Marijuana is addictive to people.
02:35:12.000 Well, it's not physically, though, dude. 0.99
02:35:15.000 It's addictive like jerking off is addictive. 0.54
02:35:17.000 Right, but one of the biggest things right now that's filling hospitals and stuff like that is people freaking out on marijuana and stuff like that. 0.97
02:35:25.000 What?
02:35:25.000 Not one of the biggest things.
02:35:27.000 Filling hospital rooms.
02:35:28.000 People having panic attacks and going to hospitals is big.
02:35:33.000 Ryan's just saying that because that happened to him.
02:35:35.000 He got so high, he had to pull over to the side of the road and call an ambulance.
02:35:38.000 Well, that's not true.
02:35:38.000 That's 100% not true.
02:35:41.000 Actually, it wasn't high at all when that happened.
02:35:42.000 But here's the thing.
02:35:44.000 Drew has to say this could happen.
02:35:46.000 He has to, as a physician says, it could happen.
02:35:49.000 Well, he's saying that that's one of his biggest things that he treats is medical marijuana addiction.
02:35:54.000 So what he was saying is that it is addictive because people do get addictive because he has to deal with it all the time.
02:36:01.000 Now, he's saying he's for medical marijuana.
02:36:03.000 He says that, especially now that after this thing... 0.98
02:36:07.000 But to Joe's point, if there was a shaman, whether it's yourself or Dr. Drew or the fucking internet, that said, hey, this can be addictive. 0.97
02:36:16.000 Here's what happens. 0.98
02:36:17.000 Instead of, it's either going to be reefer madness or it's the greatest thing ever.
02:36:20.000 I mean, you need a balanced approach.
02:36:21.000 You need to educate people.
02:36:21.000 I think we all know somebody that spends over $40 a day on marijuana.
02:36:26.000 Probably, yeah.
02:36:27.000 I know a few people that just go to the store and just spend a shitload of money every single day and smokes that money.
02:36:34.000 This is the current study.
02:36:36.000 This current study, they believe that 10% of recreational users will develop problems severe enough to impair their work and relationships.
02:36:44.000 Very simple.
02:36:45.000 Take the money that they would make from taxes from marijuana if it was legal.
02:36:50.000 I've always said, if you want to have marijuana legal, just say, how about this?
02:36:53.000 You want to give people an incentive?
02:36:56.000 Tax it higher than everything else.
02:36:57.000 Give it a tax like you did to cigarettes or alcohol.
02:37:00.000 Give it a tax and then take a portion of that and use it for treatment centers for these 10%. 0.99
02:37:07.000 That have wacky fucking jeans or whatever it is. 0.96
02:37:10.000 But for most of us, it's not physically addictive. 0.99
02:37:13.000 But a lot of people like to escape, man.
02:37:16.000 And they like to escape with video games.
02:37:18.000 And if they don't escape with video games, they like to escape with weed.
02:37:20.000 I've been addicted to things before that aren't addictive, like video games.
02:37:24.000 I've been addicted to playing pool.
02:37:26.000 I've been addicted to working out. 0.95
02:37:27.000 I've been addicted to several things in my life that were impulses, masturbation. 0.87
02:37:32.000 I've had moments in my life, especially when I was a young man, Where, you know, you'd masturbate, like, have you ever done that? 0.96
02:37:37.000 Like, masturbate? 0.97
02:37:37.000 You're not even horny. 0.97
02:37:38.000 Meanwhile, you're beaten off, like, for the third or fourth time in the day. 0.99
02:37:40.000 Like, what the fuck is wrong with me? 0.98
02:37:42.000 There's a difference, I think, between when you have a fucked up life, and you don't have discipline, and you don't have, like, The ability to be objective about your body, the ability to be objective about your mind. 0.99
02:37:56.000 How much organization have you done? 0.64
02:37:58.000 Do you do meditation?
02:38:00.000 Do you do any self-reflecting time where you sit down and look at your whole life as a whole?
02:38:06.000 Well, if you don't, then sometimes you get washed up in some crazy wave of momentum and then you become obsessive with things, at least me.
02:38:13.000 I find myself my most vulnerable when the rest of my life is out of order and chaotic. 0.88
02:38:18.000 When the rest of my life is like a bunch of shit that I'm not dealing with and the fucking bills I'm not paying and all that, that's when I'll find myself beating off three times a day. 0.98
02:38:24.000 That's when I'll find myself can't walk away from the computer because I want to fucking play video games online all hours of the day. 0.97
02:38:30.000 Do you smoke more during those periods though? 0.94
02:38:31.000 Or no?
02:38:32.000 I don't do any of that anymore and all this was back before I even smoked weed.
02:38:36.000 And you don't even smoke weed anymore.
02:38:37.000 Yeah, I stopped.
02:38:38.000 Right.
02:38:39.000 Stopped so I can have guns.
02:38:40.000 Keep those guns.
02:38:40.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:38:41.000 Yeah, I want to keep my guns.
02:38:42.000 I made a decision. 1.00
02:38:44.000 Cunt! 1.00
02:38:44.000 Cunt fucking government, you cunt! 1.00
02:38:46.000 Yeah, when I actually got pulled over... 1.00
02:38:48.000 You bitches. 1.00
02:38:49.000 I love the good ones! 1.00
02:38:50.000 Don't get me wrong, I love the good cots!
02:38:52.000 I love the good cops!
02:38:53.000 When I pulled over, that wasn't actually weed.
02:38:55.000 That was caffeine.
02:38:56.000 That was from energy drinks. 0.96
02:38:58.000 That was the gay climbing out of every pore in your body like the center was a nuclear reactor and it was melting down. 1.00
02:39:06.000 And the gay was just blasting out of all your skin pores and you were twitching and shaking and you had to call the cops. 1.00
02:39:12.000 How many energy drinks did you have? 0.97
02:39:14.000 I had one of those big Mountain Dew.
02:39:16.000 I don't even think they make them anymore.
02:39:17.000 It's humongous Mountain Dew super energy drinks.
02:39:19.000 You had a bucket of energy drinks with a straw in it.
02:39:21.000 And I hadn't eaten all day.
02:39:22.000 My heart started double jumping.
02:39:24.000 We had a girl at our E3 booth. 0.99
02:39:25.000 We had these booth models we were sponsored by. 1.00
02:39:27.000 First of all, Fuck yeah. 1.00
02:39:29.000 Continue. 1.00
02:39:30.000 And they were all smoking hot.
02:39:32.000 This is not even a mildly attractive girl there. 0.97
02:39:37.000 E3 is ridiculous. 1.00
02:39:38.000 And there are some really hot nerd chicks there that really are into that shit that look smoking hot. 1.00
02:39:42.000 What is hotter than a hot chick with a hot body and glasses? 1.00
02:39:45.000 I don't know what it is, man.
02:39:46.000 It's that Sarah Palin thing. 0.85
02:39:47.000 You got glasses, girl?
02:39:48.000 I love her.
02:39:48.000 She's great.
02:39:50.000 No, she was a GameStop manager.
02:39:52.000 Ooh.
02:39:52.000 Like that level of nerdery.
02:39:54.000 Yeah, and plays Professor Layton in cosplays.
02:39:56.000 My girlfriend has a huge crush on his girlfriend.
02:39:59.000 Yeah, there you go.
02:40:00.000 Gotta get him to work out.
02:40:01.000 This is very important.
02:40:02.000 Some girls are great when they're like 21, 22, 23, and then 24. It starts becoming gelatinous and gives out. 1.00
02:40:10.000 That's so sad.
02:40:11.000 You can keep it going.
02:40:12.000 I know.
02:40:12.000 That's why 19 is the cutoff point.
02:40:14.000 We need to find out what the fuck Halle Berry's doing, because that bitch is 45 and she's hot as shit. 1.00
02:40:19.000 Do you think there's a lot of lasers and surgery and scissors? 1.00
02:40:22.000 I think it's a lot of health and exercise. 0.94
02:40:24.000 But she's also crazy. 0.90
02:40:26.000 I don't know.
02:40:26.000 I haven't seen her in person.
02:40:27.000 Have you seen Demi Moore lately?
02:40:29.000 No.
02:40:29.000 They showed a picture of her yesterday where she looks like a skeleton.
02:40:35.000 And she just looks like whatever magic she was using for the last 20 years.
02:40:39.000 It finally caught up. 0.99
02:40:43.000 This is going to take more mana, but fuck it, I'm going to cast this sexy spell. 1.00
02:40:46.000 It's time it might run around! 0.99
02:40:47.000 Welcome to the castle! 1.00
02:40:49.000 Her arms look like Charlie Sheen's penis now, if you look at her. 1.00
02:40:52.000 You can't blame Ashton Crutcher. 0.99
02:40:54.000 Ashton ran.
02:40:54.000 You can't blame Ashton for going out and getting someone on the side.
02:40:57.000 You can't.
02:40:58.000 Do you think?
02:40:58.000 I heard that they had an open relationship, though.
02:41:00.000 They could have.
02:41:00.000 I heard that was totally loud, but he just picked women that were being vocal about it, and he was like, I can't do this anymore now.
02:41:04.000 Well, um...
02:41:06.000 Let me see how I can phrase this.
02:41:08.000 I have a friend.
02:41:09.000 And this friend may or may not have worked on the movie G.I. Jane.
02:41:14.000 And you know that movie had Demi Moore in it. 0.99
02:41:17.000 This friend who may or may not have worked on this may or may not have had Demi Moore grab his cock one night. 0.99
02:41:22.000 Ted Danson? 0.99
02:41:23.000 No.
02:41:23.000 Good try.
02:41:25.000 So, if that was possible, if that was real, yes.
02:41:29.000 I think that might very well be.
02:41:30.000 It was a two-way street.
02:41:31.000 I think it was probably...
02:41:32.000 Were they together in G.I. Jane?
02:41:33.000 No.
02:41:34.000 No, no, no.
02:41:34.000 That was Bruce Willis.
02:41:34.000 Bruce Willis.
02:41:35.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.
02:41:36.000 That's probably how she was.
02:41:37.000 There's a lot of people that roll that way.
02:41:39.000 They just roll that way.
02:41:40.000 Oh, yeah.
02:41:40.000 Especially in the acting community.
02:41:42.000 People think that, oh, they're no different than us.
02:41:45.000 Many of them, no. 0.99
02:41:46.000 But many of them, they've grown up in these weird fucking showbiz, super self-indulgent circles. 0.99
02:41:52.000 And... 0.99
02:41:53.000 Many of them do drugs and they embrace different lifestyles.
02:42:00.000 Have you ever done the open relationship thing or the swinger thing? 0.90
02:42:03.000 It's too hard.
02:42:03.000 So you tried it?
02:42:04.000 No, I've never tried it.
02:42:07.000 Obviously, I've been in situations where I didn't want to be settled down.
02:42:10.000 And I said, look, I don't want to be in a relationship.
02:42:13.000 But I've never been in like...
02:42:16.000 Ari Shafir.
02:42:17.000 Yeah, we have a buddy, Ari Shafir, who was in an open marriage. 0.99
02:42:22.000 And his wife would go on dates and then come home and talk about how guys fucked her and stuff. 0.98
02:42:27.000 He should really do material on that. 0.66
02:42:29.000 Why doesn't he do material on that?
02:42:30.000 Yeah, he's weird about that, right?
02:42:31.000 Yeah, I don't think.
02:42:32.000 Maybe he doesn't want the world to know.
02:42:33.000 Oops! 0.78
02:42:34.000 Well, there's that.
02:42:35.000 Oopsies! 1.00
02:42:36.000 We were talking about Ted Danson.
02:42:37.000 Yeah, not Ari Shaffir.
02:42:38.000 That guy who looks like Ari Shaffir.
02:42:40.000 Was he getting off to it?
02:42:41.000 They were the thing, or no?
02:42:42.000 It eventually didn't work?
02:42:43.000 I don't know, man.
02:42:44.000 You'd have to ask him about that.
02:42:45.000 I don't want to say...
02:42:46.000 I already said too much, as it is.
02:42:48.000 I think he's said it before.
02:42:49.000 Yeah, he has said it before.
02:42:50.000 I wouldn't have said it if he hadn't said it. 1.00
02:42:51.000 But he's crazy. 1.00
02:42:52.000 Ari's crazy. 1.00
02:42:53.000 Ari's a wild motherfucker, though. 1.00
02:42:55.000 Ari will... 1.00
02:42:56.000 What makes you say it's too hard, though, just out of curiosity?
02:43:00.000 Well, I think...
02:43:01.000 Compartmentalizing certain emotions?
02:43:03.000 For men, I think it's... 0.92
02:43:04.000 Look, legitimately, some people believe that that's how human beings existed a long time ago, that that's the mushroom orgies, the idea of these orgiastic groups of free sex monkeys that existed.
02:43:20.000 existed millions of years ago.
02:43:22.000 You know, McKenna had that whole thing that he believed that, you know, and it really, the idea behind it is that at one point in time, mushrooms were a huge part of human diets and they were part of all these rituals and people would get together and eat them and they would have these orgies and have all these parties and have a good time.
02:43:39.000 And that slowly but surely, the climate change, the mushrooms became more and more rare and they were hoarded by the elites and then they were also kept from other people.
02:43:47.000 and then sort of this orgiastic communal society that we had.
02:43:52.000 this matriarchal society by the way that worshipped the mother and worshipped the mother earth and Which mushrooms sort of tend to put you in tune with that frequency. 1.00
02:43:59.000 Absolutely, yeah.
02:43:59.000 That all dissolved as climate change.
02:44:02.000 And he actually documents it down to them taking mushrooms and putting them in honey, and that the honey became psychoactive as well, because honey, when it ferments, becomes mead.
02:44:10.000 And then you have a completely polar opposite society.
02:44:12.000 You have an alcohol-based society, which inflates the ego, diminishes objectivity and self-awareness, and diminishes the feelings of connectivity.
02:44:25.000 What was that, dude?
02:44:26.000 Oh, that was the 10-minute warning for that.
02:44:28.000 The shot clock?
02:44:29.000 Was it?
02:44:29.000 You have a 10-minute warning?
02:44:30.000 Yeah.
02:44:30.000 All right.
02:44:30.000 Well, let's fucking wrap this bitch up.
02:44:31.000 Let's bring this motherfucker home. 1.00
02:44:33.000 We've covered just about everything. 1.00
02:44:35.000 Kevin Pereira.
02:44:35.000 So good to see you again, man.
02:44:36.000 Once again, you are a bad motherfucker. 1.00
02:44:38.000 Well, thank you, sir. 1.00
02:44:38.000 Every time you come on this podcast, you do not disappoint. 1.00
02:44:40.000 Appreciate it.
02:44:41.000 For those who want to follow this brilliant man on Twitter, it's K-P-E-R-E-I-R-A. Don't you fucking laugh when I call you brilliant. 0.98
02:44:50.000 I appreciate that. 0.99
02:44:51.000 Accept it! 1.00
02:44:52.000 Suck it! 1.00
02:44:54.000 Take it inside you! 1.00
02:44:55.000 Tonight I'm pounding that into a fleshlight, so I appreciate it. 0.96
02:44:58.000 I'll give you a new one.
02:44:59.000 A freshie.
02:45:00.000 I want to try this alpha dog.
02:45:03.000 Alpha brain.
02:45:04.000 Because I will absolutely report back.
02:45:05.000 Yeah, I'll give you a big bottle.
02:45:07.000 Love it.
02:45:07.000 And if folks at home, you want to try it, first of all, if you don't want to try it, don't.
02:45:11.000 If you want the effects, but you don't want to pay for it, go online and find the ingredients.
02:45:18.000 I welcome you to copy the ingredients.
02:45:20.000 Go ahead, copy it, do it all yourself.
02:45:22.000 But if you want a one-stop shop and you want to do it all yourself, I enjoy it.
02:45:25.000 It's called AlphaBrain.
02:45:26.000 And if you go to Onnit.com, O-N-N-I-T.com, and when you're ordering and entering the code name Rogan, you will save 10%.
02:45:33.000 And let me know if you Love it or hate it? 0.97
02:45:36.000 Holla at me on Twitter, bitches! 1.00
02:45:38.000 I've been remembering my dreams like crazy, like super detailed. 0.99
02:45:41.000 I remember the last three nights of my dreams.
02:45:42.000 I take them right before I go to bed on purpose.
02:45:47.000 But usually I take them in the morning. 0.99
02:45:49.000 Anyway, what the fuck ever! 0.98
02:45:51.000 Thank you to The Fleshlight. 0.96
02:45:53.000 If you go to JoeRogan.net, click on the link for The Fleshlight, enter in the code name ROGAN, you will get 15% off the number one.
02:46:00.000 This Friday, Friday, is it sold out yet?
02:46:03.000 Not sold out yet?
02:46:05.000 It will.
02:46:06.000 We haven't even really talked about it.
02:46:07.000 We're doing a show at the Ice House. 0.62
02:46:08.000 It's a tiny-ass room.
02:46:10.000 I got a tweet from some dude who's flying in from 1,500 miles away.
02:46:13.000 Are you serious?
02:46:14.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:46:15.000 We have two shows, 8 and 10, too.
02:46:16.000 Yeah, it's a great room. 0.99
02:46:18.000 It's a tiny 85-seat room, and the fucking show is outstanding. 0.98
02:46:23.000 It's me, Brendan Walsh. 0.99
02:46:25.000 Little Esther, Al Madrigal, Josh McDermott.
02:46:29.000 Josh McDermott, who's hilarious.
02:46:30.000 It's a great, great show.
02:46:32.000 And we're going to do a lot of these.
02:46:33.000 And we're going to set up a laptop there, and we're also going to do a podcast live from the Ice House. 0.89
02:46:39.000 So we'll see you bitches on Friday. 1.00
02:46:41.000 This is probably the last podcast for the week, but we might do another one. 0.95
02:46:46.000 Later in the week, because that's how I roll.
02:46:48.000 I roll sporadically.
02:46:49.000 I appreciate all of the love on Twitter, on Message Board, on Align, on Ultimate Fighting...
02:46:56.000 What?
02:46:57.000 Oh, I was wondering if I could bring up something I just opened up real quick.
02:47:00.000 We have a podcast named Death Squad, and we used to only accept donations.
02:47:04.000 That's our only way to survive.
02:47:06.000 Now we just opened up a new website called Doug.com.
02:47:08.000 Not dig, but Doug.
02:47:09.000 D-U-G-G-E-D. And what that does is open this up, Amazon.
02:47:13.000 And if you ever want to buy anything from Amazon, anything you buy from there...
02:47:15.000 I thought they made that illegal in California.
02:47:16.000 They just brought it back.
02:47:17.000 Amazon just brought it back for me.
02:47:19.000 Really?
02:47:19.000 What do you mean?
02:47:20.000 So they overturned the law?
02:47:22.000 They did something, yes.
02:47:25.000 Amazon had this associates account and they pretty much got rid of it.
02:47:28.000 When did it come back?
02:47:29.000 It just came back two weeks ago.
02:47:31.000 Really?
02:47:32.000 I didn't hear about this.
02:47:34.000 That made me angry.
02:47:35.000 Just like I get angry about internet gambling.
02:47:39.000 I don't want to get angry. 1.00
02:47:40.000 This is the end of the fucking show. 0.99
02:47:41.000 Positive. 0.99
02:47:42.000 So, positively, ladies and gentlemen, Doug.com.
02:47:44.000 D-U-G-G-E-D. Doug.com.
02:47:46.000 Alright, thanks to everyone online. 0.99
02:47:47.000 We love all you bitches. 1.00
02:47:48.000 Keep it together. 1.00
02:47:49.000 We're all in this motherfucker together and shit's getting crazy. 1.00
02:47:52.000 It's all gonna change! 1.00
02:47:53.000 But keep your frequency positive.
02:47:55.000 Work hard.
02:47:56.000 Stay honest.
02:47:58.000 May the force be with you.