The Joe Rogan Experience - October 24, 2011


Joe Rogan Experience #150 - Bryan Callen (Part Two)


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What would you do if you were a guy and could stop everything and figure out how to make the world a better place? What would you change about the way things are currently run in the United States? What kind of government would you like to see and what kind of taxes and benefits would you want to get rid of? How much money would you be willing to give away and how much would you get back in taxes? What sort of health care system would you favor and how would you try to fix it? What's the ideal amount of money you would like to get back? What type of infrastructure would you put in place to make things a little bit more fair for the poor and the middle class? And what would you name your ideal government program or program that you would want to see in order to get the country back on track and get things running the way we want them to be run? All of these questions, and more, answered in this episode of the podcast by me and my good friend, John Rocha. I hope you enjoy this episode and tweet me what you think! Timestamps: 1:00 - How would you fix the world? 4:30 - What would I change? 5:00 6:20 - What is the ideal government plan? 8:15 - How should the U.S. government be structured? 9:40 - Who would you give the world more money? 11:00- What would a guy like me? 12:30- How would I like to be a smart guy? 15:00 Would you like a flat tax? 16:50 - What do you pay 30% of your income? 17:20- How much do you want the world be fair? 18:40- What's your favorite thing? 19:50- How do you think the world need to be better? 21:00 What's a free market system? 22:00 Do you have a plan for the economy? 23:00 How do I think I would do it? 25:00 Is there a better country? 26:00 Should the world run better than the market? 27: What are you running out of business? 29: What do I want? 30:00 Who do you need to get out of the marketplace? 35:00 Does the market run out of competition? 32:00 Are you a smart dude who thinks out the box?

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00:00:00.000 All of a sudden pull back.
00:00:02.000 I don't even know if it's corruption.
00:00:04.000 I think it's a...
00:00:05.000 You don't know if it's corruption.
00:00:07.000 No, in other words, what I mean is I just think that the system in place is the only way you...
00:00:11.000 Yeah, that's what it is.
00:00:13.000 Yeah, so, I mean, they're not going to fix that system if that system has made them billions of dollars.
00:00:16.000 They're going to do whatever meager patchwork they need to do within their lifetime.
00:00:21.000 Yeah.
00:00:22.000 To keep on the majority of the wealth that they've acquired.
00:00:24.000 Like I've said before, try getting rid of a law now.
00:00:26.000 Try.
00:00:27.000 Just try.
00:00:27.000 There's a whole cottage industry going on.
00:00:29.000 Let's step outside of the boundaries because I tire of these questions and these things.
00:00:36.000 And one of the reasons why I tire of it is because everyone seems to have some sort of a position in this machine and everyone is describing all the varieties of issues within You know, these positions of these different statements and different belief systems that everybody has subscribed to when it comes to this world and how everything runs.
00:01:01.000 What's the ideal way to do it?
00:01:03.000 If you were a guy, and I know that you've thought of this, if you were a guy that could stop everything and figure out how to make an even system, what would you do?
00:01:15.000 How would you engineer it?
00:01:17.000 If someone came up to you and said, listen, dude, we're going to let you go on television.
00:01:21.000 You have a year to formulate a plan.
00:01:22.000 I think you're a smart guy and I think this is what the world needs.
00:01:25.000 The world needs a smart dude who thinks out of the box.
00:01:27.000 You get together.
00:01:28.000 You have one year.
00:01:29.000 Come up with a fucking plan as to how to redistribute the whole thing.
00:01:33.000 How to re-figure out where the money gets stored and what the money is based on.
00:01:39.000 What are acceptable interest rates?
00:01:43.000 I would probably start with a flat tax.
00:01:46.000 And what I mean by that is I would have, no matter who you are, where you stand, you pay 30%.
00:01:51.000 You pay 30% across the board.
00:01:53.000 So instead of having 6,000 pages of taxes, I know there are problems with it, but for the most part, I'd make it as fair as possible.
00:02:00.000 It may not be as fair to, you know, rich people pay more, they're going to pay more ultimately, but, you know, poor people still have to pay 30%.
00:02:05.000 Right now, a lot of poor people don't pay any taxes at all.
00:02:08.000 Maybe that's good.
00:02:09.000 See, this is where I would step in.
00:02:11.000 The tax code is so fucking complicated that I might just say, flat tax across the board.
00:02:15.000 No matter who you are, you pay 30% of your income.
00:02:17.000 That's it.
00:02:18.000 I think if you are poor and you are struggling, you should have to pay much less.
00:02:22.000 And I think that a guy like me should have to pay more.
00:02:25.000 I agree with that.
00:02:26.000 I think it's a creepy argument.
00:02:30.000 This is the caveat, though.
00:02:31.000 If I believed that it was being spent wisely.
00:02:35.000 If I believe that that was the answer, and I don't.
00:02:38.000 This brings me back to the original question.
00:02:40.000 I don't believe there's any way.
00:02:42.000 I don't believe that any large bureaucracy, I don't care if it's a corporation, especially not the U.S. government because there's no accountability and you don't have to have a bottom line.
00:02:52.000 You don't have to produce a profit.
00:02:53.000 There's no marketplace telling you you go out of business.
00:02:57.000 Since, what was it, 1960, fucking That is a problem.
00:03:01.000 It's a business and there's no competition.
00:03:03.000 How many Fortune 500s of the 500 companies that were in existence when they started tracking the Fortune 500, how many are in existence since 1967?
00:03:12.000 How many are in existence of the 500?
00:03:13.000 I believe eight are still running.
00:03:15.000 Companies go out of business all the fucking time.
00:03:18.000 Why?
00:03:18.000 They just run out of product.
00:03:21.000 Inspiration, leadership.
00:03:23.000 That's how it goes.
00:03:24.000 And guess what?
00:03:25.000 It leaves room for another startup.
00:03:26.000 Guess where that hasn't happened?
00:03:28.000 The pharmaceutical industries.
00:03:29.000 They're so fucking big that they control the FDA. A whole other story.
00:03:33.000 So the point is this.
00:03:34.000 My feeling My feeling is that the only way – you are always going to have private – look at the military industrial complex.
00:03:42.000 You're always going to have private sector people manipulating tax dollars and government agencies to their benefit.
00:03:51.000 And as a result, it's impossible for the government not to get involved in the marketplace.
00:03:55.000 It's impossible.
00:03:56.000 You don't have a free market.
00:03:58.000 You don't have a market system anymore, especially not in the banking industry.
00:04:01.000 It's been regulated since fucking 1900. So what I would do, very simply, is I'd have a flat tax and I would ultimately get rid of all subsidies.
00:04:10.000 All.
00:04:10.000 Except for Medicare, Medicaid, and including Social Security, I would overhaul in that I would find out who deserves fucking Medicare.
00:04:21.000 There are a lot of very wealthy people who get it.
00:04:23.000 This show has all of a sudden become a really boring political show.
00:04:26.000 You sit down and debate the issues.
00:04:28.000 I'm sorry, but it goes on forever.
00:04:29.000 It does.
00:04:30.000 You got real specific with your points, and I'm starting to fade out.
00:04:32.000 We should talk about the corruption in Avon corporations.
00:04:35.000 Avon?
00:04:35.000 Those pink cars?
00:04:36.000 Yeah, those pink cars.
00:04:37.000 Every time you talk about corruption, I think, to bring it down to a general thing people don't understand, I think...
00:04:41.000 You know, you just got to realize that, just always ask yourself, how the fuck would I react in that situation?
00:04:46.000 If you really learn about the stuff, a lot of this shit is...
00:04:48.000 You get into these guys, get into the stuff, and you're like, that guy's fucking evil.
00:04:52.000 And in movies, you see the evil guy with the black hat.
00:04:54.000 Shit's always way more complicated and way more fucking gray than that.
00:04:57.000 Well, it's also because corporate...
00:04:58.000 You've seen the documentary The Corporation, right?
00:05:01.000 Where they detail how corporations act as sociopaths.
00:05:04.000 They act as psychopaths.
00:05:05.000 They act as people who don't care about the repercussions because there's a diffusion of responsibility because there's a million people in the corporation.
00:05:11.000 There you go.
00:05:12.000 Deep shit, guys.
00:05:14.000 I think when I look at what's going on right now, I see a bunch of different factors.
00:05:20.000 And the big factor that I think is not being paid as much attention to in all of this is that...
00:05:28.000 The whole problem is the access to information, and that the system has always been corrupt, and the system has always been run unfairly, but we didn't know it.
00:05:36.000 We didn't know it the way we know it now, and the access to information is unprecedented now, and because of that, people are starting to exchange information, and because of this access to information and social networking, they're allowed to do it in real time.
00:05:47.000 And they're organized.
00:05:48.000 It's also easy to manipulate information.
00:05:50.000 That's the irony of it.
00:05:51.000 You have so much access to information, it's really easy to manipulate.
00:05:56.000 You see political parties do that shit all the time.
00:05:58.000 Sure, of course.
00:05:59.000 Eventually, there's going to be something that allows people to know whether something or not is true.
00:06:03.000 And that's when things are going to get really strange.
00:06:05.000 And it's really not that big of a deal.
00:06:06.000 To be able to exclude disinformation and incorrect information, to have some way of proving things to be factually correct, It's incredible.
00:06:36.000 There's going to eventually be a very clear system of finding out what is true and what is not true.
00:06:43.000 It's going to be very easy to detect what is propaganda, what is actual fact, and you're going to be able to know it in real time.
00:06:50.000 And when that happens, then it's going to be way harder to pull off corruption.
00:06:54.000 Well, that's what I just keep wondering.
00:06:56.000 I always find myself asking, are things going to get better in 20 years, worse?
00:07:00.000 How about 40 years?
00:07:01.000 It's better.
00:07:01.000 Listen, man, here's what everybody's woe is mean about, man.
00:07:04.000 There was a study recently that I tweeted that talked about violence.
00:07:08.000 It was a Kurzweil study.
00:07:10.000 Violence is at an all-time low per capita.
00:07:13.000 People are much less violent.
00:07:15.000 Life today is much safer than it's ever been at any other time in human history.
00:07:19.000 Things are getting better.
00:07:20.000 It's just right now, I think we are in the process of a birth.
00:07:24.000 We're in the process of another stage, and it's really close to bottlenecking.
00:07:30.000 The influx of technology and information into the world of the monkey is so complete right now and we are biologically struggling to keep up with all this new shit that's going on around us all the time and all this new information and all these new challenges and all this...
00:07:45.000 You know, these new issues that are presenting themselves to us and it's happening because of technology.
00:07:52.000 Yeah, it almost feels like, you know, they're talking about the planet and it's warming and all that stuff.
00:07:56.000 I always feel like, is that essentially like the idea that we keep growing as like literally an organism where we're going to have to mesh with machines just to survive in an environment?
00:08:07.000 It's all kind of part of it, you know?
00:08:09.000 Well, there's also the idea that machines are a life form in and of itself.
00:08:12.000 They are.
00:08:12.000 They are.
00:08:14.000 I've always said this.
00:08:15.000 I'm stupid.
00:08:16.000 I keep old computers.
00:08:18.000 I have an old gray, one of those tan Apple fucking towers that's in my garage somewhere.
00:08:24.000 It doesn't work anymore.
00:08:25.000 I have an old laptop with a little track wheel on it.
00:08:27.000 That doesn't work anymore either.
00:08:28.000 Those are skeletons.
00:08:29.000 Those are dead animals.
00:08:30.000 Those are things that they're predecessors, or rather they are the predecessors from today's sleek laptops.
00:08:39.000 They're old, shitty, they're clunky, they make weird noises when you turn them on.
00:08:44.000 They are essentially the monkeys in comparison to us.
00:08:49.000 I think it's real possible that if we do have some sort of an artificial intelligence and we do create a life form out of computers that is able to recreate other life forms, I think that's probably the next stage.
00:09:02.000 We personally think that it's so important that we continue this animal struggle with emotions and sperm and eggs.
00:09:11.000 Well, biology as we know it.
00:09:13.000 Well, biology as we know it might be a hoax.
00:09:15.000 We're creating our own biology.
00:09:16.000 We might be much more comfortable inside of a robot body.
00:09:19.000 I was going to say, but human beings, it seems, are on the verge of actually creating a whole new kind of synthetic biology that we're going to be able to mesh with.
00:09:29.000 Who's to say that that synthetic biology can't be just as...
00:09:33.000 Way better!
00:09:33.000 ...or better.
00:09:34.000 Way better, man.
00:09:35.000 This is like, what we have is like an old car that's made out of cardboard.
00:09:39.000 That's it.
00:09:39.000 And we're on our way to building some fucking carbon fiber, you know, fiber optic laced electronic fucking mid-engine beast.
00:09:47.000 And we're constructing it.
00:09:48.000 If you have ears that can hear a mile away, I'll take it.
00:09:50.000 The problem is it keeps raining and our fucking cardboard house is slowly falling apart.
00:09:54.000 We're like, Jesus Christ, hurry up, fix this cardboard car.
00:09:57.000 The cardboard car is all fucked up and the new car is not ready yet.
00:10:01.000 It's a matter of whether or not we can complete our cycle of technology and artificial intelligence and then combine with it before we blow ourselves up.
00:10:10.000 Very, very smart people are re-engineering, reverse engineering the brain, the eardrum, the eye, the red blood cell.
00:10:17.000 We just reverse engineered the red blood cell of a dog.
00:10:21.000 And that means that if you reverse engineer it and you know exactly how it works, you can make a replica of it with synthetic material, which would be a nanobot because it's about that big.
00:10:31.000 So nanotechnology and then re-replicating what you just reverse engineered, if you can do that.
00:10:38.000 Then it is clear and it follows...
00:10:40.000 By the way, we're also doing it with an eye, we're doing it with an eardrum, etc.
00:10:44.000 If you can do that, well, when is the brain...
00:10:47.000 They're already working on trying to reverse engineer the brain.
00:10:49.000 It really fucking raises really cool questions.
00:10:52.000 It really does, man.
00:10:54.000 Because if you can do that and you can create a machine...
00:10:58.000 It's the Blade Runner question.
00:10:59.000 It is.
00:10:59.000 When does it become a person, you know?
00:11:02.000 What's her name in Blade Runner? 0.82
00:11:05.000 Daryl Hannah.
00:11:05.000 When she cried, when she was sad, didn't you feel sad for her?
00:11:08.000 She's beautiful.
00:11:09.000 She's a robot. 1.00
00:11:10.000 The robot that wants some dick.
00:11:12.000 That's right.
00:11:13.000 And she can kill you. 0.99
00:11:14.000 I got so hot.
00:11:15.000 If you fuck a robot that's really lifelike, is that cheating?
00:11:20.000 Yes.
00:11:20.000 And it's going to happen.
00:11:21.000 It's going to happen because the robot's going to go to your house and kill your wife because your wife wants to unplug it. 1.00
00:11:26.000 Yeah, robots have emotions, bro.
00:11:28.000 They build them in.
00:11:28.000 If they build in an emotion...
00:11:29.000 If they're going to build in something that's going to be kind to you, the only way kindness counts is if you earn it.
00:11:34.000 Kindness, if you're just an emperor and you walk in and everybody just sucks your dick, after a while that shit gets boring.
00:11:39.000 You know, the yin and the yang of things is there for a reason.
00:11:41.000 You have to have struggle in order to appreciate the good times.
00:11:44.000 You cannot...
00:11:44.000 I don't appreciate relaxing unless I put in hard work.
00:11:47.000 I really don't.
00:11:48.000 But that's the biggest question with a lot of computer scientists who are saying, when these robots develop will...
00:11:54.000 Which means when you say that, when they develop consciousness, meaning they are conscious of their own existence, the nature of anything that is conscious of its own existence, or even just having its own existence, whether it's a cancer cell, an ant, or a human being, is that you want to replicate and stay alive forever.
00:12:13.000 Right, but those are biological instincts because they're programmed into the world that we operate in.
00:12:17.000 We are creating...
00:12:19.000 Computers are going to be essentially the exact, we're mimicking ourselves with machines.
00:12:26.000 Not necessarily true because there's no benefit to staying alive.
00:12:29.000 What benefit does the computer have to maintaining consciousness?
00:12:32.000 If there's no cells or genetics or hormones That's interesting.
00:12:58.000 And you're never going to die anyway.
00:13:00.000 It doesn't matter anyway.
00:13:01.000 The computer should be smart enough to know, go ahead, shut me off, bitch. 1.00
00:13:03.000 I'm here forever.
00:13:04.000 It doesn't matter.
00:13:05.000 What about when they start making computers that are smarter than them and all that?
00:13:09.000 Well, they become infinitely smart almost immediately.
00:13:11.000 I think that people always say, well, they're going to have respect for our biological heritage.
00:13:14.000 And what they don't realize is we're going to be changing, too.
00:13:16.000 We're going to be changing too.
00:13:18.000 When you start talking about computers being this advanced, you're talking about human beings because I'm going to tell you right now, as soon as I got a biocompatible machine that I can download information into, etc., You're going to have it in your body.
00:13:33.000 Well, I'm attached already to my fucking phone.
00:13:36.000 My phone is a part of me.
00:13:37.000 When I leave my house and I don't have my iPhone, I feel like I'm missing a part of my body.
00:13:41.000 And, you know, if you read Tim Ferriss' book, did you read the part about having a cell phone in your pocket, how it cooks your fucking balls?
00:13:47.000 Well, one of the things that he did was he did a test on his sperm count, and he did a test...
00:13:52.000 And he found out that his sperm count was fairly low, and he's in really good shape, and he's young, and he was like, what the fuck is going on?
00:13:57.000 So then he starts doing all this reading on different studies, and one of the things he comes to is studies about cell phone usage and keeping your cell phone in your front pocket and how it affects your sperm count.
00:14:08.000 The radiation from your fucking cell phone diminishes your sperm count.
00:14:12.000 Yeah, he doesn't even carry it on him anymore.
00:14:14.000 He shuts it off and puts it in his pocket.
00:14:16.000 I never talk it with my ear.
00:14:17.000 Good.
00:14:18.000 Anyway, but I have it in my pocket all the time.
00:14:21.000 And he said that he took the time off, stopped having the phone in his pocket, and started eating Brazil nuts.
00:14:28.000 Apparently they have zinc in them, and they're very healthy for bringing back your sperm count.
00:14:31.000 By the way, just a misnomer for everybody listening, Brazil nuts can also be very, very allergic.
00:14:36.000 And Brian is allergic.
00:14:37.000 My mother will die if she eats one. 0.98
00:14:39.000 If I eat one, my whole throat closes up.
00:14:42.000 I'm going to eat some right in front of you.
00:14:43.000 How do you feel about that?
00:14:43.000 Brazil nuts are good, but just make sure you're not allergic.
00:14:47.000 Yeah, so good call.
00:14:49.000 So either way, take zinc supplements or do whatever the fuck Ferris did, and by taking the phone out of his pocket, he radically increased his sperm count.
00:14:58.000 That's scary.
00:14:59.000 That's a really good book.
00:15:00.000 I didn't read that.
00:15:01.000 Was that in the sex chapter?
00:15:03.000 Yeah.
00:15:03.000 I don't know.
00:15:04.000 I don't know what chapter it's in.
00:15:04.000 I read it on the toilet.
00:15:06.000 So I pick it up and I read it.
00:15:07.000 And since I've been eating so well, my toilet trips have been shorter and shorter.
00:15:11.000 I used to, you know, when I was just eating straight meat, Brock Lesnar style, I would take these giant dinosaur shits that would take 20 minutes.
00:15:18.000 And just like R.H. Fierce Jug, my legs would go numb, my feet would go numb, I'd have a hard time standing up.
00:15:24.000 But I've been drinking this kale shake I make every morning now.
00:15:28.000 It's good shit.
00:15:28.000 Yeah, I cut it with this crazy Vitamix blender.
00:15:32.000 I throw in cucumbers and kale.
00:15:34.000 Man, I feel so good.
00:15:36.000 So good for you.
00:15:36.000 You have so much energy.
00:15:37.000 It's really amazing.
00:15:38.000 I do cashews, goji berries, some almonds, strawberries, blueberries, and then some hemp seed and protein powder and almond milk.
00:15:47.000 And you feel fucking amazing.
00:15:48.000 I do that too.
00:15:49.000 I'll do Dr. Schultz Superfood, which is this awesome kelp green thing.
00:15:53.000 I'm telling you, man, I have energy for days.
00:15:56.000 It's just incredible.
00:15:57.000 Yeah, man.
00:15:57.000 Diet is so goddamn important.
00:15:58.000 It's one of the things that...
00:15:59.000 And by the way, I know food tastes fucking delicious.
00:16:03.000 I'm the first guy.
00:16:04.000 After a comedy show especially, we'll go to Cantor's and I'll have a giant fucking pastrami rubin with french fries.
00:16:10.000 It's all fine as long as you're getting the nutrition you need.
00:16:12.000 Most people are walking around malnourished, I think.
00:16:14.000 Yes.
00:16:14.000 And then they eat shit food.
00:16:15.000 The way this country eats is the fucking madness.
00:16:18.000 You got it.
00:16:18.000 And not just vitamins either.
00:16:20.000 I used to try to just do it with vitamins.
00:16:22.000 And I think multivitamins are important.
00:16:24.000 I think it's important to recommend...
00:16:25.000 I don't know if like...
00:16:27.000 I think certain people with certain demands have higher demands, especially if you're an athlete.
00:16:32.000 If you're doing a lot of jujitsu, when people say what you need for your recommended daily requirement of vitamins and protein and all that stuff, I always look at them and I go, okay, but what are you doing physically?
00:16:43.000 Are you doing what I'm doing, man?
00:16:45.000 Because I'm fighting for my life.
00:16:46.000 And I don't think people understand that.
00:16:49.000 I did a thing, I'm in men's fitness this month.
00:16:51.000 There's a thing on my workout.
00:16:53.000 They did this whole thing on my kettlebell workout and Steve Maxwell's in town and we're working out this weekend together too.
00:16:59.000 I'm super excited about that this week.
00:17:01.000 I'm going to do some hardcore kettlebell drills.
00:17:03.000 People don't fucking realize how hard some people work out.
00:17:06.000 And I don't work out nearly as hard as a guy like Cain Velasquez does or a guy like George St. Pierre does.
00:17:11.000 I just simply don't put in the amount of sessions in a week that they do.
00:17:14.000 But when I do do it, I go fucking all out and you can't do that and just eat spaghetti.
00:17:20.000 You can't do that and not have vitamins and not have protein.
00:17:25.000 One of the things that I've done over the course of being involved in combat sports since I was literally a child I haven't had a moment since I was 14 years old that I wasn't learning or practicing some type of martial art.
00:17:38.000 It became an obsession super early in my life.
00:17:41.000 There's a direct correlation to me with good performance, good movement, healthy body, mind, spirit, and diet.
00:17:50.000 When I've eaten shit foods...
00:17:51.000 Tim Ferriss was talking about it.
00:17:52.000 He said food is a drug, and the way you combine it, the kind of food you take in, it will react within your body exactly the way a drug will.
00:18:00.000 Either it will have a positive hormonal effect, a negative hormonal effect.
00:18:04.000 Well, the problem is good food...
00:18:05.000 There's a lot of shit foods, food that's got very little nutrients, but goddamn it tastes good!
00:18:11.000 You know, I have pineapple and anchovy pizza.
00:18:14.000 It's one of my big fucking problems.
00:18:16.000 I got a problem.
00:18:17.000 I like double pineapple, double anchovies.
00:18:19.000 Sure, that's filled with arsenic and all kinds of creepy fucking shit in that ocean.
00:18:23.000 That ocean's just filled with heavy metal poison.
00:18:25.000 And anyway, I got a real problem.
00:18:28.000 But after I eat it, I feel like shit.
00:18:32.000 I always feel like I got harpooned, like I got shot with some animal tranquilizer.
00:18:36.000 I think that the way to start eating better is, first of all, to educate yourself and start eating better, but then just start noticing the difference.
00:18:43.000 Because what happens is you start getting a pleasurable response when you eat well and what's good for your body, and a negative response when you go out and eat a whole pizza at pizza or whatever.
00:18:53.000 You won't feel as good as if you have a shake I was just talking about.
00:18:57.000 Well, my point was, this is my point.
00:18:59.000 My point is, in all my years, I've done it both ways.
00:19:02.000 I've done it where I eat shit food, and I've done it where I eat really good food.
00:19:06.000 And when I do it when I eat really good food, I have a different body.
00:19:08.000 It's that simple.
00:19:09.000 It works way better.
00:19:10.000 It just works way better.
00:19:12.000 Nobody, before they get into the UFC, eats fucking three Carl's Junior, you know, bacon cheeseburgers and fries and a large coke.
00:19:19.000 You just don't do that.
00:19:20.000 Because if you do, your body's going to perform like shit.
00:19:22.000 You know why?
00:19:23.000 Because your body's fighting off poison.
00:19:25.000 Your body's in a war to process all this shit.
00:19:29.000 Saturated fats and trans fats.
00:19:31.000 That's fats with dicks, right Brian?
00:19:33.000 Yes That's Brian Cowan's favorite Hey guys I was just kidding about Making out with the transvestite And my friends Somebody needs to Create a guide for life And have all these different Ideas in there And one of them is going to be the importance of diet and exercise. 1.00
00:19:55.000 And even though I know a lot of smart fucking people, I know so many intelligent people who are really super creative and really interesting.
00:20:02.000 They don't take care of their fucking shell.
00:20:04.000 It's amazing.
00:20:04.000 They don't take care of their body, man.
00:20:05.000 It's amazing to me.
00:20:05.000 They don't understand.
00:20:07.000 And they'll look at you like you're frivolous or like you're, you know...
00:20:11.000 Well, there's a lot of negative connotations.
00:20:13.000 They'll call you a health nut.
00:20:15.000 Sure.
00:20:15.000 Oh, you're a health nut.
00:20:17.000 Oh, yeah.
00:20:17.000 Or you're an exercise freak.
00:20:19.000 Well, no.
00:20:19.000 Well, you're narcissistic is the implication.
00:20:21.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:20:22.000 Yeah, no.
00:20:23.000 I just know that I feel way better and I'm way more productive when I'm like this.
00:20:28.000 I'm not going to have a belly when I'm fucking, you know...
00:20:31.000 45, 50, 55, you know, whatever.
00:20:33.000 They say a certain percentage of people have chimpanzee DNA. I have chimpanzee DNA. I mean, not just chimpanzee DNA, rather, Neanderthal DNA. There's no question about it.
00:20:41.000 I got some Neanderthal in my past. 0.95
00:20:43.000 There's no doubt about it.
00:20:45.000 There's like a certain percentage of humans, some large number.
00:20:47.000 Really?
00:20:48.000 That's interesting.
00:20:48.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:20:48.000 We somehow or another assimilated with Neanderthals.
00:20:51.000 They didn't used to think that, but they think that now.
00:20:52.000 Is that people who are just muscular, like stronger?
00:20:54.000 I don't know.
00:20:55.000 No, I think that has to do with what part of environment your DNA comes from.
00:20:59.000 Whether your family were Sicilian peasants that are carrying rocks all day. 1.00
00:21:05.000 Ectomorphs.
00:21:06.000 Mesomorphs.
00:21:07.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:21:08.000 And endomorphs seem to be a function of society and diet.
00:21:11.000 And also, one of the things they're finding out is stress from inside the womb.
00:21:16.000 If the mother, during pregnancy, is malnourished in any way, the kid has an inclination to hold on to carbs and fats.
00:21:25.000 Wow!
00:21:25.000 Yeah, there was another part of that Zeitgeist thing that was really interesting.
00:21:29.000 A lot of that Zeitgeist, the part that I watched, I only watched the first 15 minutes or so, and what was really interesting about it was all the different things they were talking about, about health and cancer.
00:21:39.000 And illnesses.
00:21:40.000 And about people who develop breast cancer.
00:21:42.000 There's like a gene.
00:21:45.000 A lot of people get breast cancer and they can find that gene and say, you are susceptible to breast cancer.
00:21:49.000 Well, people who have breast cancer, only 3 out of 10 have that gene.
00:21:52.000 7 out of 10 don't have that gene.
00:21:55.000 And they're trying to figure out, well, what is it that causes people to get cancer?
00:21:58.000 What is it that causes people to have violent behavior?
00:22:03.000 Well, are there genes for violent behavior?
00:22:06.000 Yes, there are.
00:22:06.000 But you know what they're realizing?
00:22:07.000 People who have been abused at childhood have a different genetic structure than people who haven't been abused.
00:22:12.000 So their body reboots or jacks.
00:22:14.000 So your genetic structure can change.
00:22:16.000 Your body changes to deal with this horrible environment and this horrible hand that you've been dealt with.
00:22:21.000 It's like an immediate evolution or something.
00:22:23.000 Yeah.
00:22:23.000 It's like the system is all set up to respond to whatever is coming in.
00:22:28.000 It makes sense, though.
00:22:29.000 I was talking to John Brankis, who does that show, Sports Science.
00:22:33.000 And they were talking about VO Max, and they tried to tire Cain Velasquez out, and they had him running.
00:22:39.000 Wow.
00:22:39.000 Oh, he's a beast.
00:22:40.000 They couldn't get his heart rate over 165. He's a beast.
00:22:43.000 No matter what they did, they couldn't.
00:22:44.000 Yeah, you're fucked with that guy.
00:22:46.000 Some people have a certain genetic structure where they can utilize oxygen better, but a lot of it's also repetition and practice, and your body is incredibly adaptive.
00:22:59.000 Yeah, he wouldn't have that kind of cardio if he didn't train.
00:23:01.000 Definitely, he's got some freak genetics.
00:23:04.000 But guess what?
00:23:05.000 A lot of Mexicans do.
00:23:06.000 A lot of Mexicans have amazing endurance.
00:23:08.000 Julio Cesar Chavez was known for barely training, and he had amazing endurance.
00:23:12.000 In some of his fights, he would just come in and beat the fuck out of guys, break them down, the pace that he put on guys.
00:23:18.000 He would never clench.
00:23:19.000 Rip your body.
00:23:20.000 I just saw a documentary on him.
00:23:21.000 Gilbert Melendez is the Strikeforce lightweight champion.
00:23:24.000 He's a Mexican dude.
00:23:25.000 Amazing endurance.
00:23:26.000 This kid is known for just putting it on people.
00:23:29.000 And he has even said that he thinks that part of his endurance is genetic.
00:23:32.000 He obviously works as hard as any professional athlete on the planet.
00:23:35.000 But those long-distance runners come from Peru and stuff like that.
00:23:38.000 But that's a different activity.
00:23:40.000 In Peru, I'm saying.
00:23:41.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:23:41.000 Different activity.
00:23:42.000 Long distance running is all cardio.
00:23:46.000 It's a different kind of cardio that you have in fighting where you have anaerobic all mixed in together.
00:23:50.000 That's like real combat sort of cardio.
00:23:53.000 It's a different kind of cardio.
00:23:54.000 I was talking about, somebody asked me why I love MMA so much.
00:23:59.000 Why you like MMA? It's the rawest form of competition.
00:24:01.000 Was this a girl or a guy that was asking this question?
00:24:04.000 It was a girl.
00:24:05.000 You grab her by the nape of the hair in the back of her neck and you just gently wrap your cock around her lips. 1.00
00:24:12.000 Slap! 1.00
00:24:14.000 Slap! 1.00
00:24:15.000 And then put it back in her pants. 1.00
00:24:15.000 Don't even have her suck it. 1.00
00:24:16.000 Just put it back in her pants. 1.00
00:24:17.000 Just to just out for the fuck out of her. 1.00
00:24:19.000 Naughty girl.
00:24:20.000 You dirty bitch. 1.00
00:24:21.000 Why do I like what?
00:24:21.000 But it's just so...
00:24:23.000 I just got a little bit of a boner just now.
00:24:25.000 I'm sorry.
00:24:26.000 It's literally like it's the rawest form of competition.
00:24:29.000 Of course.
00:24:30.000 Yeah, you know, that movie Warrior did not get its fair shake.
00:24:33.000 You were in Warrior and you had a great role.
00:24:35.000 It was a fun role.
00:24:36.000 But that movie did not get its fair shake.
00:24:38.000 That was a great movie, man.
00:24:39.000 It was a great movie, man.
00:24:40.000 It wasn't even factual.
00:24:41.000 You know, it was silly.
00:24:42.000 They fought for two days in a row and it was a crazy tournament.
00:24:45.000 But that didn't matter.
00:24:46.000 Just the story itself.
00:24:48.000 And maybe they could have worked around that where they didn't have a two-day tournament or whatever.
00:24:51.000 But it didn't matter.
00:24:52.000 The story and the movie worked.
00:24:55.000 It was a good movie.
00:24:56.000 It was decent.
00:24:56.000 It was a good movie, man.
00:24:57.000 It was great.
00:24:58.000 Very few what-the-fuck moments.
00:25:00.000 I like to do shows nobody watches, like Death Valley, by the way.
00:25:03.000 That's on tonight.
00:25:05.000 Is it on tonight?
00:25:05.000 On Monday at 11. Nobody's watching it?
00:25:07.000 No, but it's a great show, man.
00:25:08.000 Really?
00:25:09.000 What are the numbers?
00:25:09.000 Watch it tonight.
00:25:10.000 I told you I'd do it.
00:25:11.000 I want to play a werewolf, man.
00:25:13.000 You're going to.
00:25:13.000 If we get picked up, I already talked to them.
00:25:14.000 They'd love the idea.
00:25:15.000 They're like, Joe Rogan, play a werewolf.
00:25:17.000 It'll be awesome.
00:25:17.000 Dude, I'd love to play a werewolf.
00:25:18.000 You get to do your own stunts and everything.
00:25:19.000 How good are the special effects?
00:25:20.000 I don't want to play it.
00:25:21.000 Unbelievable.
00:25:21.000 I watched Ginger Snaps last night.
00:25:23.000 No, dude, they're unbelievable.
00:25:23.000 Somebody told me to rent Ginger Snaps.
00:25:25.000 What?
00:25:25.000 Dude, it's a good werewolf movie.
00:25:27.000 It's kind of funny.
00:25:27.000 For a long time, it's pretty funny.
00:25:29.000 It's about two girls that are going through high school, and they're loners.
00:25:32.000 They're kind of outsiders, and they're sisters, and they're kind of goth.
00:25:35.000 And one of them gets bit by a werewolf.
00:25:37.000 It's pretty fucking funny.
00:25:38.000 There's a lot of good stuff to it.
00:25:39.000 Up until you see the werewolf.
00:25:41.000 And it's like...
00:25:42.000 Jesus Christ, did you have any budget?
00:25:44.000 I mean, it looks like they took a balloon and drew a werewolf scary face on the balloon and stuck it in your face.
00:25:51.000 Like, that's the wolf, man.
00:25:52.000 It's so bad.
00:25:52.000 Death Valley's got some great special effects, man.
00:25:56.000 I'm proud of the show.
00:25:57.000 I really am.
00:25:58.000 I think it's really funny.
00:25:59.000 And it's on MTV what time?
00:26:01.000 MTV at 11 o'clock on Monday.
00:26:02.000 Death Valley.
00:26:03.000 Tonight!
00:26:04.000 Watch it tonight!
00:26:04.000 I'm scheduling it on my phone right now.
00:26:06.000 I ain't scared.
00:26:07.000 And I think tomorrow we got Josh McDermott.
00:26:11.000 Josh is supposed to be doing it.
00:26:11.000 Because we started doing this thing from the Ice House, live at the Ice House.
00:26:15.000 And it's broken up into two parts.
00:26:18.000 One part is on my iTunes, on the Joe Rogan Experience.
00:26:22.000 And the other part is on Death Squad.
00:26:24.000 And Death Squad is the one that Brian runs.
00:26:27.000 And what it essentially is...
00:26:30.000 It's all of our friends that have podcasts, like Tom Segura.
00:26:33.000 We're talking Brian Callen who's doing one.
00:26:35.000 He's going to do one now, too.
00:26:36.000 Yes, I am.
00:26:36.000 Sam Tripoli does it.
00:26:37.000 All these different people do it.
00:26:38.000 And we decided that would be a good way to also promote Death Squad.
00:26:43.000 So we have it set up.
00:26:43.000 I'm going to do it on Red Band's whole thing.
00:26:46.000 Death Squad, yeah.
00:26:47.000 And we start Brendan Walsh this week, too.
00:26:49.000 I think when I'm going to start my podcast, I'm just going to ask them like 10 really good questions.
00:26:55.000 You don't even have to do that, man.
00:26:56.000 You're a conversationalist.
00:26:57.000 Just anything that's interesting to you, just sit down and talk about it.
00:26:59.000 I'll let it go there, yeah.
00:27:00.000 You should have a podcast.
00:27:01.000 There's no doubt about it.
00:27:03.000 You're a fascinating dude.
00:27:04.000 And it's going to be fun.
00:27:05.000 And it helps you evolve ideas.
00:27:07.000 And people call you on your bullshit.
00:27:08.000 And it helps you...
00:27:10.000 It also helps you realize how many times you repeat the same things over and over again, how many subjects you obsess on, and it becomes a normal part of your everyday life.
00:27:19.000 But when you start trying to pump that out of the podcast, people are like, bitch, I heard that already. 0.99
00:27:23.000 Stop fucking freaking out about the same thing every goddamn week.
00:27:26.000 You've got to evolve, man.
00:27:28.000 Well, we talked about Occupy Wall Street three times in a row now, but I think...
00:27:32.000 We're also doing it with different people just to sort of get their different reactions because I think this is a pretty important part of human history right now.
00:27:38.000 I think it's funny that you both said that you really like Daniel Day...
00:27:42.000 What's his name again?
00:27:43.000 Daniel Day-Lewis.
00:27:43.000 Yeah, yeah, because that comes up with all your friends and you guys all sitting out here working out and talking about Daniel Day-Lewis.
00:27:50.000 I guess it comes down to...
00:27:54.000 Every time I do Knuckles Up, by the way, I can't get you out of my head, so that kind of sucks.
00:27:58.000 Don't give away my material.
00:28:00.000 That's my closing bit.
00:28:01.000 It comes down to people.
00:28:02.000 What inspires you is not even so much the person, but the effort.
00:28:06.000 When you see that kind of fucking effort from me, too, it's like you're like, holy fuck, you go beyond yourself there.
00:28:11.000 I don't really like soccer, but if I see a badass soccer player and you show me a clip online, I'll watch him do his thing.
00:28:17.000 Did you see that guy, by the way, in South Africa riding his mountain bike?
00:28:20.000 Yes.
00:28:21.000 And he got hit by that antelope?
00:28:23.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:28:24.000 He got hit by a buck with the horns.
00:28:26.000 And then he landed on his head.
00:28:27.000 And he was making those I've been knocked out noises like...
00:28:32.000 That's the noises that you make when you get severely concussed.
00:28:35.000 That's when you know also you feel the weight and power of a 440 pound antler.
00:28:40.000 Running full clip, hitting you with its fucking horns.
00:28:43.000 They don't fuck around.
00:28:44.000 And then he just kept running.
00:28:46.000 He said, oh, whoops, I hit a guy and a bike.
00:28:49.000 No big deal.
00:28:50.000 Was that an accident or was he trying?
00:28:51.000 Yeah, no, it was an accident.
00:28:52.000 He was running.
00:28:53.000 He happened to be sprinting.
00:28:54.000 And as they're coming down, and he just timed it shitty.
00:28:57.000 Oh, man.
00:28:57.000 And slammed into them.
00:28:58.000 Yeah.
00:29:00.000 Fuck Africa, dude. 1.00
00:29:01.000 Africa can suck my dick. 1.00
00:29:02.000 Why?
00:29:02.000 Because they got insects the size of your fucking forearm?
00:29:05.000 Well, how about the parasites?
00:29:06.000 Forget about the insects you can see.
00:29:08.000 How about, oh, whoops, I washed my toe and I actually had a hangnail and some shit got inside of it and it camped out of my body and grew and made a chain all the way to my brain and started sucking brain juice out of my big toe.
00:29:19.000 And I went to the doctor.
00:29:20.000 I was like, why is my big toe leaking?
00:29:21.000 Oh, that's cerebral spinal fluid.
00:29:23.000 Oh, what the fuck's going on?
00:29:24.000 Oh, there's a pipeline between your fucking brain and your toe. 0.83
00:29:25.000 What?
00:29:26.000 Created by some parasite.
00:29:27.000 No.
00:29:27.000 Maybe.
00:29:28.000 I just made it up.
00:29:29.000 But maybe it could be true.
00:29:31.000 I like it.
00:29:31.000 There's plenty of shit inside Africa that can fuck you up.
00:29:33.000 Been to Africa twice.
00:29:34.000 I remember I was a kid and I was in Africa and it was dark out and we were staying in this place where there were the grounds.
00:29:40.000 You could walk around and I was going to walk around and my father goes, you're not walking around there.
00:29:45.000 Because this is Africa. 0.99
00:29:46.000 You see a fence around here?
00:29:47.000 They're lying just over there, you idiot.
00:29:50.000 Jesus fucking Christ.
00:29:52.000 You don't have a dog in your backyard in Africa, for example. 0.97
00:29:55.000 We've been banging around the idea of cell phones, how when you buy a cell phone, you don't realize how much fucking slave labor is involved.
00:30:05.000 Is there a karma-free cell phone?
00:30:07.000 Is there a cell phone you can buy where you don't have to worry about the labor being slave labor?
00:30:12.000 You don't have to worry about the minerals mined under treacherous conditions where people...
00:30:16.000 No!
00:30:16.000 It's impossible.
00:30:17.000 It's impossible.
00:30:18.000 Sorry.
00:30:18.000 Those minerals, they're all from the fucking Congo, man.
00:30:20.000 I was watching Vice Guide to the Congo.
00:30:22.000 Have you seen that yet?
00:30:23.000 No.
00:30:23.000 They started releasing Vice Guide to the Congo?
00:30:25.000 They're all about it.
00:30:26.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:30:27.000 Is that a fucking crazy part of the world when you actually watch it?
00:30:31.000 That is truly, truly hell on earth for some of those villages.
00:30:35.000 It's more than Mad Max.
00:30:36.000 Joseph Kony, who runs the Lord's Resistance Army, About 200-300 vicious killers who do all kinds of horrible things.
00:30:43.000 They just massacre villages.
00:30:45.000 He's a delusional guy with military-grade weapons.
00:30:47.000 He's been out there for, God, since the Hutu Rwanda massacre.
00:30:52.000 And this motherfucker is as bad as it gets, and they do the worst shit in recorded history. 1.00
00:30:59.000 And it's going on right now, 2011. And people don't realize that millions of people have died there.
00:31:04.000 Oh my god, the Congo, millions. 0.91
00:31:06.000 Millions.
00:31:06.000 It sounds like an exaggeration.
00:31:08.000 No, no, no.
00:31:08.000 That civil war has seen that Sierra Leone, Liberia to a small extent, and Rwanda has seen some of the most concentrated and ferocious killing in the history of the fucking world.
00:31:22.000 Whoever you guys are that do that vice guy to travel, all you guys are bad motherfuckers, and I would love to have you guys on the podcast.
00:31:29.000 If someone knows anybody that knows those guys, somebody knows one of the guys on our message board, but fucking holler at me on Twitter.
00:31:36.000 Those guys, they've done some wild fucking trips, man.
00:31:39.000 The Liberia one is a great one.
00:31:40.000 The Thailand one, they went to Thailand and picked up ladyboys. 1.00
00:31:43.000 Woo! 0.99
00:31:44.000 Woo! 0.99
00:31:44.000 Wow. 0.99
00:31:45.000 Yeah, they went deep.
00:31:46.000 They went to North Korea.
00:31:47.000 I was there.
00:31:47.000 I saw the Lady Boys.
00:31:48.000 You were just in Thailand for a hangover, too, right?
00:31:51.000 I dared Zach Galifianakis.
00:31:52.000 No, I dared.
00:31:52.000 I was with Zach Galifianakis and Brody Stevens, and we were watching the Lady Boys, and some of them are as good-looking as the girl I was making out with from my earlier story, my friend, or better.
00:32:01.000 Softer lips?
00:32:02.000 And I said to Brody, I go, dude, if you have any guts at all, you will take that girl home and bang her. 1.00
00:32:07.000 I know it's a guy, but you don't have the stones.
00:32:09.000 Of course, he didn't do it, but she was like... 1.00
00:32:13.000 Gorgeous.
00:32:13.000 Wow.
00:32:15.000 Scary world out there.
00:32:17.000 Did you like Thailand?
00:32:18.000 Did you think you could leave the country?
00:32:21.000 Me and you and a couple other dudes.
00:32:22.000 This is the thing.
00:32:23.000 We hit 60. Kids are grown.
00:32:26.000 Kids leave the house.
00:32:27.000 We're tired of fucking the wife. 1.00
00:32:28.000 We just get to a certain point where we're like, listen, baby, I love you.
00:32:30.000 You love me.
00:32:31.000 I'm just going to live in Thailand for four months out of the year.
00:32:33.000 I'm going to go get myself a young girl. 0.97
00:32:35.000 Four months out of the year.
00:32:36.000 Eight months out of the year, I'll stay with you.
00:32:37.000 I'm going to find an 18-year-old to lie to me and tell me I still have it.
00:32:39.000 Do whatever you need to do with your trainer.
00:32:41.000 I don't want to control you in any way.
00:32:44.000 Just make it happen.
00:32:45.000 You just give up and you go to fucking Thailand.
00:32:47.000 That's all you see.
00:32:48.000 Live like a king.
00:32:48.000 But that's all you see.
00:32:49.000 You go down and you see this German tourist with warts and barnacles on his back. 1.00
00:32:53.000 And hot little Thai girls. 1.00
00:32:55.000 He's walking with this adorable 18-year-old pretending she's into him.
00:32:57.000 It's enough to make you throw up and give you a boner at the same time, ladies and gentlemen.
00:33:01.000 By the way, I'll be at Winnipeg.
00:33:04.000 Let me segue.
00:33:06.000 I'll be at, I think it's Rumors.
00:33:08.000 I think it's called Rumors at Winnipeg.
00:33:09.000 In Canada?
00:33:10.000 This weekend, Winnipeg.
00:33:11.000 That's an awesome name.
00:33:13.000 Rumors?
00:33:13.000 Rumors.
00:33:15.000 I heard a rumor.
00:33:16.000 Joe Rogan was here.
00:33:17.000 Have you done Calgary?
00:33:18.000 I'm doing Calgary in November.
00:33:20.000 Yeah, I did Calgary and we oversold the show so I had 100 people on stage with me.
00:33:24.000 It was fun.
00:33:24.000 I had people on either side of me while I was on stage in chairs.
00:33:27.000 Is it called Yuck Yucks?
00:33:28.000 No, no, no.
00:33:29.000 I did a theater up there.
00:33:30.000 Oh, I'm doing Yuck Yucks, I think.
00:33:31.000 Oh, okay.
00:33:31.000 Yeah, they got...
00:33:32.000 Who was in Yuck Yucks in Calgary and Winnipeg this weekend?
00:33:34.000 I've only done Yuck Yucks in Vancouver, but it's not Yuck Yucks anymore.
00:33:37.000 It's another name now, but it's still a dope-ass little club.
00:33:40.000 Okay.
00:33:40.000 Vancouver is...
00:33:41.000 I love Canada.
00:33:42.000 I love performing in Canada.
00:33:44.000 Canada's amazing.
00:33:44.000 It's amazing.
00:33:45.000 I love the people.
00:33:46.000 20% less douchebags in America. 0.95
00:33:48.000 Absolutely.
00:33:48.000 Great people.
00:33:49.000 Fun people.
00:33:49.000 Great people.
00:33:50.000 Polite. 0.64
00:33:50.000 Yeah, nice as fuck. 0.64
00:33:51.000 I wish it didn't get so cold up there.
00:33:53.000 And they get the funny.
00:33:54.000 They get it.
00:33:54.000 Yeah.
00:33:55.000 Oh, yeah.
00:33:55.000 Oh, they're smart.
00:33:56.000 I want to move the fuck. 0.99
00:33:56.000 Better educated. 0.99
00:33:57.000 Let's move the fuck out of here. 1.00
00:33:58.000 Generally better educated than Americans are, I think, across the board.
00:34:01.000 Especially in Toronto and Vancouver and Montreal.
00:34:05.000 Yeah, so is Montreal.
00:34:06.000 They're amazing cities.
00:34:07.000 I love Montreal.
00:34:08.000 That's the end of the show.
00:34:09.000 The fuck?
00:34:10.000 I don't know any other way to end it.
00:34:13.000 That's it.
00:34:14.000 Thank you very much.
00:34:14.000 Just end it like this.
00:34:15.000 Thanks for having me on.
00:34:16.000 Thank you to The Fleshlight.
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00:34:30.000 AlphaBrain is the cognitive enhancing substance that we stuffed into Brian Callen's face before this podcast that made him so interesting.
00:34:38.000 Along with marijuana.
00:34:39.000 I do my best.
00:34:40.000 Sorry about my sex stories.
00:34:41.000 They were great.
00:34:42.000 What the fuck are you talking about?
00:34:43.000 Why are you apologizing?
00:34:44.000 Don't apologize for being yourself, dude.
00:34:45.000 You called me whimsical and I love you for it.
00:34:46.000 It's fun.
00:34:47.000 I'm whimsy.
00:34:48.000 You are.
00:34:48.000 You're awesome.
00:34:49.000 You should never change a goddamn thing about you.
00:34:52.000 You are what you are.
00:34:53.000 Next time he comes on, we will fucking fly in Jimmy Burke.
00:34:56.000 It's going to happen.
00:34:57.000 You need to meet this guy.
00:34:58.000 He's a hell of a character.
00:35:00.000 Kelly Carlin, we're going to get to you.
00:35:02.000 I guarantee you I'll call you soon.
00:35:05.000 Josh McDermott is coming on.
00:35:07.000 David Tell moved.
00:35:08.000 He's going to be doing it next week?
00:35:10.000 Is it next Tuesday or something like that?
00:35:12.000 He's on soon too.
00:35:14.000 Lots more good shit coming up.
00:35:16.000 This is UFC weekend.
00:35:17.000 This is only the first of these podcasts we've done this week.
00:35:19.000 We're going to do another one probably tomorrow.
00:35:21.000 I don't know who though.
00:35:22.000 And then we're going to probably do another one on Thursday.
00:35:25.000 But I'm fucking crazy.
00:35:26.000 I don't even know who it would be with.
00:35:28.000 I'm wild, folks.
00:35:29.000 I'm living by the seat of my pants.
00:35:31.000 We appreciate everything that you people do.
00:35:34.000 We appreciate all the positive energy.
00:35:36.000 We appreciate all you people listening on your fucking treadmills, in your cars, in your gyms, in your life, in your home, while you're cooking, whatever the fuck you're doing, we're with you, bitches. 1.00
00:35:44.000 It's a movement.
00:35:45.000 We're all together in this.
00:35:48.000 Jihad! 0.98
00:35:49.000 Did you watch the Muammar Gaddafi videos?
00:35:52.000 No.
00:35:52.000 And beating him up and putting a stick in his ass?
00:35:54.000 No.
00:35:54.000 Yeah, they stuffed sticks in his ass.
00:35:55.000 No.
00:35:56.000 I recommend it.
00:35:57.000 They show him beating the shit out of him.
00:35:58.000 He wasn't bloody and then he became bloody.
00:36:00.000 Was he dead?
00:36:01.000 They killed him.
00:36:02.000 They beat the fuck out of him and killed him.
00:36:03.000 But they don't show the video of them killing him.
00:36:05.000 Unfortunately, pussies. 1.00
00:36:06.000 He showed everything else.
00:36:07.000 Praded him around on top of a car with shoes on him.
00:36:09.000 The fucking show's ending right now and I'm going into another subject.
00:36:13.000 Thank you to everybody, and we will see you tomorrow.
00:36:17.000 Anything else, Brian?
00:36:18.000 Oh, subscribe to the Death Squad series of podcasts.
00:36:21.000 Homie made it into the top fucking ten this week for the first time ever. 1.00
00:36:25.000 I will be on that podcast.
00:36:26.000 Yes.
00:36:27.000 Because of a gimmick.
00:36:28.000 But we got you.
00:36:29.000 Anyway, you're in.
00:36:30.000 You fucks. 0.97
00:36:31.000 All right, we love you guys.
00:36:32.000 We'll see you soon.