In this episode, the brother and sister duo of the talk about how the drinking age went up from 18 to 21 years old and how this has changed the way we think about drinking and drugs. Also, we talk about the new laws that have been passed to make it easier for people to get into drugs and get out of jail before they turn 21 and how they should have been harder to get out before they turned 21 and what they should be doing to make sure they re not doing drugs and getting out of prison before they're 21. We also talk about some of the crazy things that have happened in the past with regards to the laws that were passed and the ones that have gone into effect since then and why they should not be allowed to drink alcohol before they are 21 and why it s a good idea to have a legal drinking age of 21. We also get into some interesting stories about the Dukakis's and the Nixon's and how it affected the way that we grew up and the way back in the 80's and 90's and talk about drugs and crime in prison and how we should have a drinking age from 18-21 years old! We hope you enjoy this episode and have a great rest of the week. Salute to my brother Jamie for being here and Happy Birthday to him! Cheers, Cheers! Cheers Cheers. Cheers CHEERS! -Jon and Jamie - Jon and Jon and Chelsie <3 Jon & Jon & Jaimi Jon and Jaimie - Chels ( ) . Jon & Joe , Jake & Jai Mike Ben Matt Jared Jack Sam :) Chad Tim Michael John Jason Joe & Chris Jordan Daniel etc Paul And much more! , and much more!! JAMIE BOB Thank you for listening to this episode we really appreciate all the love and support you guys are so much love & support you all so much more than you can see this episode. -Jon & JON & JORDY CHEERING YOU GUYS! -JOSH & JOSH AND JAMES PRAISE YOU AND JAYA
00:06:32.000But I always used to think that that was because they were smarter.
00:06:35.000I just think that they were more educated, so they're more likely to be Democrats.
00:06:39.000Because my family was Democrats growing up, and I always felt like that was the people who were really interested in freedom of speech, really interested in education, really interested in welfare and making programs for poor people and prison reform.
00:07:20.000And then when shit like what's going on now happens, where you have violent reactions on a regular basis, like on a regular basis, there's riots on a regular basis.0.99
00:07:30.000There's crazy shit going on in Portland and Seattle.0.99
00:07:32.000They're trying to burn federal buildings.1.00
00:07:51.000There was a standoff with the feds and a compound, and there was a guy who thought he was Jesus who was fucking everybody's wife, and they had guns.1.00
00:09:41.000There's a big crazy explosion like that.
00:09:44.000So you don't know who's telling the truth and who's...
00:09:46.000But there was a lot of people that were saying they saw people carrying off bombs that were unexploded.
00:09:50.000They saw the FBI carrying off bombs, like that there was more than one bomb.
00:09:55.000And then the way it looks, if you look at the way the building exploded, the way they were explaining, I was watching something on it, that the way one of those bombs would go off, if it was just a fertilizer bomb, it wouldn't necessarily go off that way,
00:10:11.000where it looks like the whole side of the building is going out.
00:10:13.000You know, that it would be located, the blast would be, all the damage would be where the truck was located.0.99
00:10:20.000But being a moron and not knowing shit about explosives, I don't know if that's true, but it does get interesting.0.99
00:10:28.000Like, who gave him this information?1.00
00:10:30.000Why is he blowing up that building?0.99
00:10:45.000Can any crazy fuck just fill a pickup truck up, fill with fertilizer, do what they have to do to light it on fire and make it explode and blow up a building like that?1.00
00:10:55.000The one guy was a suicider or he just left it there and detonated it?1.00
00:13:26.000We're getting the fuck out of here because all you need to do is hook a fucking left on La Cienega and then hook another left on Melrose and drive and play a game.0.99
00:13:50.000When you go to Melrose now, think of the last time you were there, and think of how long it's going to take for Melrose to be like that again.
00:15:58.000I follow all the gun shops around me, and they all have Instagrams, of course, and they show all the guns they got in for the day, and I'm like, oh, you know, I might get one of those, and then an hour later, it's sold out like shoes.
00:16:09.000There's a line constantly on all three of those gun stores.0.96
00:16:39.000They're going to want to still go out.
00:16:40.000And you're in this situation where a large percentage...
00:16:43.000It didn't turn out to be as bad as we thought it was, but they thought it was going to be a large percentage of our population could possibly die.
00:16:51.000Governors, even though they are in that position, they're in that position because they got elected.
00:16:57.000They're not in that position because they passed a battery of tests and show that they know exactly how to respond to any given circumstance.
00:18:52.000Jackie Lacey's husband is getting charged with a misdemeanor assault because when they went to his house to protest, that brother pulled out a piece.
00:21:57.000Press 2, if you speak Spanish, the lady's gonna answer, and you're gonna talk to her, like, halfway, like, me no sabe, and she'll fucking give you your paperwork, and next thing you know, you got your unemployment.1.00
00:22:10.000But everybody presses one like a fucking knucklehead.0.99
00:25:43.000My one family doctor, whenever I went to see him, the best, 20 years as a doctor, I couldn't give him nothing hand to hand, but I walked into his office, put it on his desk, and then I go to the examination room.
00:28:20.000And a lot of people said shit to me and I'm like, I'm not saying because of that.1.00
00:28:25.000I'm saying because of the social despair.0.99
00:28:28.000I think that if you're in a parking lot doing comedy, and a guy just went home and his wife broke up with him, and all of a sudden he checks the mail, he's losing the house, and he gets in his car to go for a ride.
00:28:40.000You know, how many farmer's markets do people get hit at with cars?
00:29:33.000But I got on a mountain bike, and I go all the way to cold water, and I come back, and I get vitamin D, and then I wash my pussy, and then I do what I got to go do.1.00
00:29:42.000So I get all that shit out of the way.0.99
00:29:44.000I don't watch no TV. I don't want to hear it no more.0.98
00:31:41.000Well, we've got to take it away in the nicest time ever for comedy.
00:31:44.000This is a thing for people that didn't go to the Comedy Store, that weren't Comedy Store regulars.
00:31:49.000There's an image of the Comedy Store that I think is from the darker days.
00:31:52.000Where people thought of the comic store as that the comics are mean and shitty to each other and that it's like the industry never goes there.
00:32:00.000It's like a dark place, like a dangerous place.
00:32:02.000But when we got shut down in March, those last few years were probably the nicest, friendliest years in the history of the store.
00:32:13.000There were so many people that were supporting each other.
00:32:16.000And because everybody had podcasts, like, everybody kind of fed off of each other doing that, and so it was beneficial to everybody to pump you up, like, you let me know about Jeremiah, you let me know about Tony Hinchcliffe, we let each other know about these guys, and everybody sort of circulates, and everybody does well together.
00:34:30.000You grow up like that, and it's very hard to right yourself as an adult.
00:34:35.000Because all of us come out of our childhood, which we don't really have any control over, who our parents are.
00:34:40.000We have very little control over our experiences when we're kids.0.94
00:34:43.000But we come out of that shit shaking, like when we get onto the road finally, Not everybody comes onto that road with the same amount of stability.0.97
00:34:52.000Like, some people come on that road and they're like, my mom is awesome, my dad and my mom love each other, yay!0.99
00:34:58.000And other people are like, who am I? My uncle fucked me, and I'm on coke, and I'm only 15, and there's a lot of those people out there too.0.98
00:36:41.000Tuesday nights were fucking just, like, you had to go down there prepared for war.0.96
00:36:46.000Like, Tuesday nights, when you, you ever see, like, Rambo, before he's going to go somewhere, or the Expendables, they always see him sharpen their knives and setting all their equipment up and shit, like, before they go to war, Bradley Cooper and the Sniper.0.96
00:37:02.000That's how we were on Tuesday nights.0.99
00:37:04.000We had to sharpen our fucking knives.1.00
00:38:33.000I'm sick and tired of eating this shit.1.00
00:38:35.000Remember, I've been gone for 30 years, kid.1.00
00:38:38.000I've been gone since 83. I went back for 18 months of homelessness and then 9 months in 93 to become a comic, to do open mics with Mike Pichetti at the New York Comedy Club across the street from where Castellano got shot.
00:38:55.000Then I went back to Colorado and got into fucking, you know, with the X and the ba-ba-bop and the fucking smacking the guy and then getting thrown out and...1.00
00:39:04.000I ended up in Seattle, and then two years there, then Stanhope lured me down here.0.99
00:46:53.000The best way to find out, apparently, is you draw blood, and then they do an analysis of the blood, but the pinprick is FDA approved, and the swab lets you know if you have, like, recent infections.
00:47:04.000And I got to tell you right here, because you know I'm a man's man.
00:47:42.000Yeah, that's why a lot of them, and they're trying to do it fucking, you know, and people are showing up going, this ain't going to work.0.94
00:48:38.000I don't want to do movies, and I don't want to do TV, but I got to finish this movie.
00:48:42.000I thought that I read something in the LA Times that said that by adding COVID to movies, it's going to add a million dollars to the budget.
00:48:53.000Like, it's going to cost a million dollars to do it properly.
00:49:37.000Well, the problem is if you catch it and you are not healthy, you don't have a good immune system, you're older, you're compromised, maybe you got some sort of a condition already, it's not good.
00:49:51.000So asking people to work Where there's a 1 out of 10 chance, or 1 out of 20 chance, or whatever the number is, that you might catch it.
00:50:49.000But that does not give you any comfort when you're lying there with tubes in your nose.
00:50:53.000If you're one of those people that gets it and gets it real bad, like Michael Yeo, and you're in a hospital, and you think you might be going...
00:55:32.000And the problem is, if the country's locked up, and we basically are, a big percentage of everybody's locked down, and we're economically fucked, and we're scared to do things, so we're probably not that healthy.
00:55:45.000We're not as healthy as we normally are.
00:55:48.000And there's not as much money and people aren't working well.
00:57:55.000I still remember how I met most of my friends today were from that election.
00:58:00.000The 76 election, column A and column B. And I mean, they were battling on the street.
00:58:07.000I don't have to tell you about Jersey knuckleheads.0.94
00:58:09.000You know, we were throwing rocks at each other.
00:58:11.000And then at night we were paid to go rip down your signs.
00:58:15.000And then the next night your people ripped down our signs.0.98
00:58:18.000And then whoever puts a sign of each one on, we all have a fucking memory of that.0.96
00:58:26.000So if I side with Joe Rogan in North Bergen and Joe Rogan loses, I'm going to as well pack my bags because they're going to demote me from a teacher to a janitor.0.99
00:58:37.000That's how they get you in Jersey, dog.
00:58:39.000So they would all put signs on their lawn for the guy that they support.
01:00:52.000And they're holding the back of your neck, and you're like, what kind of conversation is this?
01:00:55.000Like, you're not squeezing my neck yet, but it seems like, what happens if I don't vote for this guy?
01:01:01.000Bro, one of the most interesting ones that you've never watched, but you should read about, I think Jamie has watched, is season two of Narcos when they rigged the election in Mexico.
01:01:12.000And they try to do it with the computer and they get busted.0.98
01:01:15.000And then they actually just sent narcos to the fucking voting stations.0.99
01:01:19.000They put a gun to your head and go, put another zero next to that number.1.00
01:01:25.000In 1987, the elections in Mexico were so fucking crooked because the government that was coming in was going to side with the United States and that could never happen.0.95
01:01:36.000They were going to lose millions of dollars.0.93
01:02:26.000Tremendous storyline on how they needed that government to win so they could keep getting drugs into this country.1.00
01:02:34.000And how the CIA was even involved in that election, but it was the narcos who went out to the small villages And fucking put guns to your head.0.98
01:02:47.000It is one of the craziest things about being an American is that we're connected to a country that's feeding us drugs and is run by cartels.
01:02:59.000Bro, they had a town in Mexico during this that the cartel said if they saw you on the streets without a face mask, they'd shoot you.
01:03:09.000They've done that in other countries.0.99
01:03:10.000It was such a small village that it would have destroyed the village, so the narcos got involved and said, if you go out without a face mask, we'll put a bullet in your head.
01:03:21.000There's something about people who have power, whether it's you're the mayor or the governor or you're the narcos or you're a cop, something about people having that kind of power over your life like that with just a finger on the trigger, it's too much for most people to handle.0.84
01:06:34.000I put him, dog, listen to what I did to that dude.
01:06:37.000Just, there was two of them, all right?1.00
01:06:40.000There was a big white dude that The white dude, this is the fucking crazy thing.0.87
01:06:46.000I was not wanted, but I was questioned on the credit card situation in August of 85. Somebody had destroyed that mall with a credit card, and somebody said I fit the description.0.98
01:06:59.000So these two cops with uniforms kept asking me questions.
01:07:55.000He doesn't remember me from the credit card thing.0.99
01:07:59.000The whole time I'm sitting there going, when is this fucking cop gonna remember me from the credit card thing?0.96
01:08:05.000So you gotta remember, I turned myself in.0.97
01:08:07.000When I turned myself in, dog, and I pressed that buzzer and they opened that door, all the cops drew their guns on me and said, get on the floor, because I was wanted for kidnapping and kidnapping too.0.96
01:08:18.000They didn't know what I was packing, what type of person I was, so they handcuffed me, put me in a room that was white, made me wait for a half hour, then they came in and played their technique, which I've been doing to people all my fucking life.0.95
01:08:31.000I'm the one that would break into Joe Rogan's house and steal one shoe.0.94
01:08:36.000You take an ounce of Coke and you steal one shoe.
01:09:49.000So we went back and forth for like six hours and I still remember them sitting there like with their hands down and me talking about like, you know, my uncle came from Cuba in 1952 and he worked for fucking this guy and they're like, what's this got to do with what we're talking about?0.94
01:14:30.000So I was featuring in dirty bars, but they would make me MC at the clubs, and they made me work clean and read the announcements and shit.0.95
01:16:01.000I worked for Mike Clark once in a restaurant where you'd be in the middle of your set and the fucking PA system would take over your microphone.0.99
01:16:10.000Johnson, party to your table's ready.0.98
01:16:12.000They would cut you in the middle of your set.
01:16:14.000And I didn't know it until I got on stage.
01:16:16.000So I'm on stage talking to the crowd and it just became the funniest part of the act.
01:16:21.000Making fun of how pathetic my life is.1.00
01:16:23.000I'm at a fucking fish restaurant down the Cape, and in the middle of talking, my fucking, my bits get cut off by people getting announced that their table's ready.1.00
01:17:16.000My joke gig was I worked on Wednesday nights in an Italian restaurant where the guy was the cook but he was also an Elvis impersonator.0.99
01:17:25.000And he had been an Elvis impersonator for 20 years in Vegas.
01:19:03.000You lose your ability to set up a point and then Really hit it home hard like change tempos you have to keep on them bang bang bang bang drunk bars You got to keep on a bang bang bang which is fine, but it's not you shouldn't do it all the time no,
01:19:20.000but I used the uncle Joey Coco Diaz method Which was I had an 1145 at the store which meant that was really going up at 1215 and I was a coke junkie.
01:19:31.000There was no way I was going to hold off till 1215. Are you doing math?
01:19:46.000And I knew in those days that I had to prepare two different sets.
01:19:52.000I had to have my bar set, which was pretty basically dirty, and then you had to go acapella because sometimes you gotta go up during the Laker game.
01:20:01.000You're not gonna turn off a Laker game in Orange County.
01:20:05.000They love Joe Rogan, but you ain't gonna turn off a Laker game.
01:26:05.000Every single interaction between two people, unless somebody comes up from behind you and hits you in the head, involves you and them interacting.
01:29:08.000And I would bring that album to people's houses and the kids would be 10. And the mothers would catch us.
01:29:14.000And still today, there's a kid, Ray Cannella, his mother, still mad at me for bringing over Richard Pryor.
01:29:21.000There were like three mothers that got mad at me.
01:29:24.000For Lucio Fernandez, that's a committee man in Union City, he told me and my wife, we were eating one day, and he goes, let me tell you something about your husband.
01:29:34.000He fucking turned me on to Richard Pryor when we were 10, and I remember getting in trouble, because I brought the album on.
01:29:41.000I was that young, already into, and then I got into Red Fox, and then Lenny Bruce got into it, and then I saw Carlin on HBO, and that was tremendous.0.99
01:31:35.000And it's 73 comedy, not Richard Pryor, you know?
01:31:38.000I mean, there was guys like Richard Pryor that were, to this day, like if you go back and listen to some of Richard Pryor's stuff, it still holds up.
01:43:14.000Everybody was already fucking before anybody got to talk to.1.00
01:43:18.000Everybody was already fucking by the time they were 16. And when you're 17, your dad or your mom or school, someone's gonna pull you aside and say, well, if you're gonna have sex, like, gonna.0.99
01:43:27.000Like, everybody around you is fucking.1.00
01:43:29.000You leave these 16, 17-year-olds together.1.00
01:47:43.000But if the biggest movie star in the world was scooping up high school seniors and blowing them, There was a female gym teacher in my school that fucked everybody.1.00
01:48:46.000And then there was a chick in our high school that just liked older guys.
01:48:50.000And I remember we were in summer school.0.99
01:48:54.000And we were standing outside, and this chick was fucking hammered.1.00
01:48:59.000She had to be 16, 15 my age, sophomore summer.1.00
01:49:04.000And right in front of everybody, she just went up to the vice principal, hammered, and just started grabbing his dick and going, let's get out of here, baby.1.00
01:49:11.000And he's like, all right, everybody can go play now.1.00
01:51:36.000It's like there's so much talk about all these other things when there's...
01:51:41.000There's a whole lot of people that went to this island with a guy who was a pedophile, who was known for having underage girls, and he didn't really kill himself and everybody knows it.
01:59:19.000The only thing that keeps the camera from seeing him taking a shit is a thing where you can't see him when he's sitting.0.99
01:59:24.000So it's like a thing about this high.0.91
01:59:26.000So he turns around towards where the toilet is, ducks down, and disappears forever from sight.0.92
01:59:31.000He's like taking a shit for like five hours to go in and check on the guy.0.79
01:59:34.000They find out there's a door behind the shitter and he's got a tunnel built in there with a rail system, like a real rail system and lighting and electricity.0.99
02:01:57.000Fucking takes over the dance floor, makes out with his gay lover, takes the bottle, breaks it over the guy's head, then ties him up with a motorcycle and rips him apart.1.00
02:06:23.000His mother died when he was three, and his father was a stagehand in Mexico.0.98
02:06:28.000So his father was a set designer, which means that he grew up around his father on the set designing, which made him a little bit more creative than the average fucking kid.0.96
02:07:06.000And how he does it the whole, from A to Z. From A to Z. How he started with weed first, and then he went on a mission to do a favor, and he saw cocaine in Nicaragua.
02:07:20.000And he goes, all the cocaine is stuck in Nicaragua.
02:09:19.000It's like the first time you realize the Kennedy hit was done by the CIA or whoever did it.
02:09:25.000You say to yourself, wow, we have a government that ices their own people.0.99
02:09:29.000Now they fucking help bring in these drugs.1.00
02:09:32.000The same war on drugs that they have on paper They're profiting off.1.00
02:09:38.000And then when you look at the fucking weed thing, from the narcos perspective, you don't know the amounts of weed that would bring it in.0.98
02:09:47.000They were supplying the whole country with green weed.0.99
02:09:51.000The whole country would send some media.1.00
02:12:15.000They had one of them old fucking propeller planes loaded up with coke.0.99
02:12:20.000You have to be honest about what you weigh.1.00
02:12:23.000If you get on the plane with your wife and she's like 146 and you're like, bitch, I don't want to die.1.00
02:12:29.000You're 152. My mom would make extra money on the side when she worked at Wendy's and take those planes down to Atlanta and drop off stuff.0.99
02:12:39.000And I just remember being a kid in the backseat reading Garfield going, I'm gonna die!
02:14:29.000Carlos Lader is a fucking lunatic.1.00
02:14:33.000Carlos Lader was the one who went to Pablo and said, I'm going to fly the cook back for you, but we're going to make a stop on an island.1.00
02:17:06.000So why would they expedite him to Germany?0.97
02:17:08.000Because he gave them information years later about He gave them, like, vital, he gave them really great information that if the country fucking knew, we would sink.1.00
02:17:23.000He gave them information that he was, he also, not beside having his island, that that was also a distraction.
02:17:33.000His main contributor, his main supplier was Fidel.
02:17:38.000So Fidel was letting him go to Cuba, bring the coke to Cuba, stock it, and for every ship that went out from Cuba to the United States with a Cuban flag, Fidel would get a kickback of $800,000.
02:17:52.000Fidel was sending three, four ships a day.
02:17:57.000So he testified against Fidel, which obviously nobody ever arrested Fidel.
02:18:02.000And he told them everything he knew about the ins and outs of money moving.0.95
02:18:07.000You could find it online, all the shit he had done.0.98
02:18:11.000This guy in blow is based off of him.0.99
02:22:22.000The size of the Cybertruck, like Elon wanted to make it smaller because it's bigger than what an average size garage is, single car garage.0.97
02:29:42.000Once you take that side of music and you mix it with what we're trying to do and implement it at the comedy store is when your life really explodes as a comedian.
02:30:04.000So I studied what you know Just a couple of singers have this Joe Rogan that you could tell what they're singing about by looking at their body.1.00
02:30:16.000Robert Plant, Since I've Been Loving You, Live from the Garden, is fucking body language.0.98
02:32:16.000No, this guy's got a whole, like, when they did, like, if they did Freebird, that one guitar solo from Freebird might be the greatest guitar solo of all time.
02:32:30.000It was so polished, because it's a crazy solo, because they did that solo over and over and over and over and over again.0.99
02:33:08.000They were the only LA radio station that I would do.
02:33:11.000You'd have to get up really early in the morning if you wanted to get there by 7. So I'd have to leave my house at like 5 in the morning so it was like fucking dark out, right?0.62
02:33:17.000And I would smoke a joint in my driveway and I would play Midnight Rider.0.68
02:33:22.000I'd play the Allman Brothers' Midnight Rider.1.00
02:33:51.000It was amazing, but it made me stop and think about some of the shit that I forgot that was awesome.0.80
02:33:57.000When you're hanging out with someone like Rob Lowe, you start thinking about other shit that was awesome back when you first found out about him.0.91
02:35:56.000That's where the fucking spike's coming from.0.99
02:35:59.000I thought about you two weeks ago when I went to CVS and I saw a white guy And a hot African American chick having an argument outside of CVS at 9.20 in the morning.1.00
02:36:13.000He was a little chubby and they were having some type of loud discussion.
02:36:17.000I went and I got my medication when I walked out.1.00
02:36:21.000He's yelling at her, I want my wallet back, you fucking bitch.1.00
02:37:46.000Okay, I'm about to hit Magnolia, the Federal, all that stuff.
02:37:51.000But I'm sitting right there crossing the train station.
02:37:54.000And all of a sudden, out of the left of my eye, I see this commotion and I see this woman looking up and all of a sudden I see an axe handle or something hit her and she goes down into the street and it's a white guy with a vest on just hitting people with axe handles and they're going down one by one.
02:38:53.000He dropped the axe handle, and the guy was on the floor, and his head was bleeding, and then the guy ran back to the train station to get some more.
02:41:09.000Make a left on the Siena and then pick a street and make a left so you can make another left to get on the 101. And make a mental projection of when this will come back.
02:42:07.000You're in a bad state if you've got violence everywhere because people can adapt to whatever state they're in.
02:42:13.000If they just become accustomed to having violence all the time everywhere, It's gonna be a much more dangerous place with the same people, same people living in it, and two years later, it's a far more dangerous place.
02:42:25.000That's, for whatever reason, whatever causes people to lean one way or another like that, that's not a good sign.
02:42:31.000That's a sign of a very shaky civilization.
02:42:33.000And I think that we can lean one way or the other here.0.99
02:42:37.000We can either lean to where we fight more, and there's more violence, more chaos, more destruction, more people angry, or if we can calm the fuck down and figure out a way to work through shit together as human beings.0.91
02:42:48.000We're the same people that lived in this planet two years ago when everything was amazing.0.98
02:43:24.000I'm not the guy that you would come to that's going to tell you how to run a city.
02:43:28.000But I would say you have to realize there's a ratio.
02:43:32.000And there's a ratio of, like, if people hit a certain amount of poverty and despair, They will, the COVID. If they hit a certain amount of despair and unemployment, there's a statistic.
02:43:44.000You could actually find out, like they've done studies.
02:43:47.000You see it's a correlation between the amount of suicides, the amount of drug addicts, the amount of people who commit crime.
02:44:00.000So they focused on one kind of life loss, and that's the life loss loss to the disease.
02:44:06.000But they didn't focus on the life loss loss to the economy collapsing or to people being unable to pay for their bills and get depressed or suicidal or drug addicts.
02:44:46.000We were not prepared, and that's why you can't point a finger at anybody.
02:44:50.000And I'm not apologizing for them either, because there's probably somebody like Bill Gates or someone like that who saw it coming a while ago, and he would have done a much better job of, if you put him in charge of setting something like that up and protecting people from pandemics, and this is how much money you need to hit any sort of problem if it happens.
02:45:06.000If you don't, You're not going to be able to contain it.
02:45:09.000If you don't contain it, it's going to spread.
02:45:10.000You're like, this is an investment that you have to make.0.95
02:45:12.000If you, like, laid it out to people in that way, who fucking knows, man?1.00
02:46:15.000I feel like whenever things are really bad, like with riots or with looting or with craziness, I feel like at the other end of it, people usually take a deep breath and they try to figure out, okay, what's the solution?
02:46:31.000It's getting through the crazy part when people want to smash windows and burn things and If we can get through that and get to the point where rational people from both sides are talking, the problem is a lot of other people have jumped in that aren't rational,
02:47:17.000If you have a legitimate cause and it's a really good cause, but a bunch of idiots jump in and they start fucking it up, Like, that's what happens with people.0.99
02:47:25.000If you just have a cause where anybody can join, and it's one of the most pivotal things, and it's on the news every day, and everyone every day is fixated on it, of course you're gonna get attention whores in there.1.00
02:47:37.000There's attention whores in every single walk of life.1.00
02:47:41.000You're gonna get attention whores as activists.1.00
02:47:43.000There's gonna be some activists that ruin it for all the other ones.0.81
02:47:46.000The other ones who are out there really just want things to change.
02:47:49.000They're really tired of people getting shot by cops.
02:48:03.000Whenever we jump into groups like that based on some sort of ideology, there's going to be people on your team that you're not going to agree with.
02:48:31.000There should be a bunch of people that are in charge of different jobs.0.50
02:48:35.000There should be like the president of finance, the president of war, The president of agriculture, the president of the environment, someone who only knows that one discipline.0.97
02:48:45.000Do you think Trump really has any idea what the fuck they're doing when they're fracking?
02:48:50.000Do you think he's paying attention to what happens to people's water wells, their toilet bowls on fire, no one knows why?0.98
02:48:58.000Can you imagine if you lived in one of those fracking places and you took a shit and it was awful, so you lit a match and you threw it into your bowl, hoping you would kill some of the smell of your horrible shit, and then the match hits the fucking bowl and lights on fire because your water's flammable because they're fracking?1.00
02:49:58.000Yeah, it's basically they're drilling into, it's a more complicated way of drilling, but through this, they've liberated so much oil that we're not as dependent.
02:50:07.000I don't know if we are dependent anymore on international oil.
02:50:12.000They've been able to suck a lot of it out of the ground, but for people that live there, it's horrific.
02:50:44.000In North America at the moment, imagine how funny that is.
02:50:47.000Hey man, seriously, we only cause one earthquake for every 300. Yeah, we're changing the earth.
02:50:55.000Only one out of 300. They don't tell you how many fracking operations they have.
02:50:59.000What if they have like 300 a day across 3,000 different holes in the ground?
02:51:03.000Which seems like that makes actual sense.
02:51:04.000It's probably something high like that.
02:51:06.000Yeah, dude, you know, people have these ranches out in these places and then they have these things set up on these ranches where they'll frack and dig into the ground and good luck if you have like a water source that's connected to that apparently.
02:51:20.000And sometimes the gas gets out of the ground.
02:53:40.000Yeah, it's got that creepy look where it looks like there's no jiggle in the camera and everyone, it's like there's just tripods everywhere.
02:54:05.000It's like, you know how most TV shows have like a little, like you're holding a camera, like a realistic kind of like breathing of somebody filming it.
02:54:13.000When the Motion Plus fixes all that, it makes it so it looks like it's just on a tripod and somebody hit record and they're recording somebody sitting there.
02:56:08.000And when you get those hot sauna things, do you have somebody babysitting you in the outside just to be like, hey, check on me every 10 minutes.
02:56:15.000Are you scared of passing out or something like that?
02:56:29.000180 degrees, legitimately, it sounds hot, but once you get accustomed to it, because I've been doing it for months and months, like I started out, I would do like 150 or 160, 170, and then I went too high.
02:56:40.000I got way over like 220. I was in like the 220s.
02:57:45.000Like, some of the surfing shit, you watch him, and he's just dedicated to, like, continuing that lifestyle, keeping his body fit, like, deep into his 50s.0.99
02:57:53.000I think he's, like, 55. Dude's a savage.0.99
03:03:20.000And my friends that do hair out here, they said that they can't even, like, have you come to their house, because if they find out, the Hair Association, they'll pull their license.
03:03:28.000The question, though, was, is California the only state that bans...
03:03:42.000You can make $600 from the government or you can take a risk of getting some disease that might kill you to clean someone's nails.0.99
03:03:50.000Yeah, but the problem is, from what I'm hearing, is a lot of people are not getting any checks.
03:03:54.000Like, they got one big one, and then they haven't heard anything for months, you can't call anybody, you can't get anything, so it's like, I have to pay rent, so what am I going to do?
03:05:20.000There's things that are, you know, if you're going to stand out here with 40 people for a piece of chicken, You should be shot and hung and then shot again.0.99
03:10:31.000You avoid the TV. If you have any intelligence level right now, you have to avoid the TV. And if you throw Don Lemon on or the other fucking cocksucker, it's even fucking worse.1.00
03:10:42.000Don Lemon, I'll sidekick him in the lung if I see that cocksucker.1.00
03:15:59.000But big cats, like, uh, caimans that live down in the Everglades, or not the Everglades, the, um, Amazon, they eat, those leopards eat, uh, or jaguars, they eat crocodiles down there all the time.
03:16:12.000There's a whole bunch of videos of them.
03:16:13.000They jump in the water behind crocodiles and bite them in the head.
03:21:15.000So I had to go in there and get fired up.
03:21:18.000I didn't know they had different ones.
03:21:20.000Yeah, they tell you, listen, don't ask me.
03:21:23.000Didn't they try to outlaw, though, some places?
03:21:25.000They tried to outlaw giving toys into Happy Meals, because they're like, no, no, no, kids like them too much, and it's forcing kids to eat bad, because they want that toy.
03:21:34.000I give her the apple slices, three of those fries.
03:21:37.000Listen, I grew up in a house where I wasn't allowed to eat fast food, only in Miami.
03:21:42.000My cousins ate it, so my mom didn't allow it.
03:21:45.000The only thing I was allowed to eat was, don't cook tonight, call Chicken Delight.
03:29:47.000For real, think about, I mean, I hate to keep us going for a second here, but think about how weird this has been, like, doing these podcasts over these years.
03:30:00.000Let's talk shit and Do it over and over and over and over again and people just enjoy episodes What do you what's your new thing gonna be after you do the church?1.00