The Joe Rogan Experience - November 10, 2011


Joe Rogan Experience #156 - Duncan Trussell


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 30 minutes

Words per Minute

190.72734

Word Count

28,714

Sentence Count

3,023

Misogynist Sentences

120

Hate Speech Sentences

108


Summary

Duncan Trussell confesses that he's sucked off in a fleshlight, and it's not that bad, but it's also not that good at all. Joe tries to explain why it's so much better than beating off, and the weirdest thing he's ever done with a Fleshlight. Joe also talks about a woman who got stitches in her vagina, and why he thinks it's a good idea to have sex with someone who has stitches in their vagina. The episode is brought to you by The Fleshlight, the world's most popular sex toy for men, and Onnit. Onnit is a sex toy company that specialises in making sex toys for men and women. They make the best sex toys in the world, and they also make the worst sex toys you'll ever want to fuck in. Onnit's products are available in vanilla, gyno, threepers, and threesome flavors. You can get 15% off the entire line with code "ROGAN" when you enter the code ROGAN at checkout at checkout and you'll get the full discount. You'll also get an ad-free version of the Joe Rogan Experience Podcast, and a free copy of Joe's new book, "Joe Rogan's New Year's Resolutions" which is out now! The Joe Rogans Experience." This episode is sponsored by Onnit, the podcast's official sex toy, the Fleshlight and the Onnit app, which is available on all major search engines, and all major podcast directories, including Craigslist, iTunes, and Vimeo, and Poshmark. and the website of all major directories, and is available in Kindle, Podchaser, and your local liquor stores. . You can also get 10% off your first purchase through Amazon Prime and VaynerSpeedy, and you can get 20% off of the entire service, as well as free shipping on all other third-party sites, including your first month, and third-choice shipping options, including shipping plans, and free shipping, and $99, plus a free shipping and shipping plans. You won't want to miss this deal, and more than $25, and shipping starts after you sign up for the offer starts on January 1st, 2019. Just go to joejoeroganspace.me/thejoejoe_experience and get the discount starts on the day of the podcast.


Transcript

00:00:01.000 the Joe Rogan experience podcast is brought to you by the fleshlight If you go to JoeRogan.net and click on the link for The Fleshlight and enter in the code name ROGAN, you will get 15% off the number one sex toy for men.
00:00:18.000 A sex toy that Duncan Trussell, my guest, has put his penis into.
00:00:24.000 Yeah, but...
00:00:25.000 You did it, dude.
00:00:27.000 Only 15 times.
00:00:30.000 Only 15 times?
00:00:32.000 Didn't you get tossed out and not by you?
00:00:35.000 Oh yeah, that's happened.
00:00:36.000 I've got a lot of weird fleshlight stories I never expected to have in this life.
00:00:42.000 Women resent having that around, don't they?
00:00:44.000 A lot of them.
00:00:45.000 Not all of them, but there's a few women who look at that as almost like a minor league woman.
00:00:49.000 Well, yeah, they definitely get tossed out.
00:00:52.000 I mean, also, the problem...
00:00:53.000 It's just gross to them.
00:00:56.000 I think it's also a little embarrassing because you don't want someone to open up your asshole in a can when they come over.
00:01:04.000 Like, hey, what's this?
00:01:05.000 What's this a can?
00:01:06.000 Oh, there's an asshole.
00:01:07.000 Is this a large Foster's?
00:01:09.000 It's this.
00:01:10.000 It just opens it up and it stinks a lube and old fucking jizz.
00:01:15.000 Pubes are on it and shit.
00:01:17.000 There's this pubes and tears.
00:01:18.000 For a woman, it must be so embarrassing.
00:01:20.000 If you came into your husband's office and there's fleshlights everywhere.
00:01:25.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:01:26.000 Well, you gotta hide them.
00:01:27.000 Yeah, you gotta hide them.
00:01:28.000 You can't leave them out in the open.
00:01:30.000 Everyone knows that's not a foster's can.
00:01:33.000 But they work so good.
00:01:34.000 It's so much better than beating off.
00:01:37.000 It's a weird thing to get behind.
00:01:38.000 If everybody beats off, why is it so embarrassing to have technology that aids your beating off?
00:01:45.000 Why is that embarrassing?
00:01:46.000 Can I tell you my theory about why it's better than beating off?
00:01:49.000 Because I think that uh over the course of evolution i think if at first beating off tricked your body into thinking you'd fucked like if you beat off your body got the same satisfied feeling you get when you fucked right and then body started figuring out oh wait a minute this tricked me we're not really reproducing and so then it makes it so when you jerk off it feels great but it doesn't feel as good as it's not the same you don't get that same feeling of like yeah i just had sex Well,
00:02:17.000 you also, you know, I do a whole bit about it, how you can feel your hand.
00:02:20.000 Yeah.
00:02:20.000 There's a problem.
00:02:21.000 You can't, it's really hard to trick yourself.
00:02:22.000 But the fleshlight, I think it tricks your body.
00:02:26.000 Oh, yeah.
00:02:26.000 The animal part of your body and your body thinks you fucked because you...
00:02:29.000 Yeah.
00:02:29.000 You shoot giant loads.
00:02:31.000 Yeah.
00:02:31.000 You don't shoot the kind of, you don't shoot the beat-off loads.
00:02:34.000 That's right.
00:02:34.000 Beat-off loads are not as satisfying.
00:02:35.000 You know, you get a beat-off load and you're like, that's it?
00:02:38.000 That's all I have in me?
00:02:39.000 That's it?
00:02:39.000 That's all I was able to muster up?
00:02:41.000 Well, it's funny when you're coming inside a fleshlight, and guys, I'm sorry to get dirty, but when you're coming inside a fleshlight and you're pushing forward into the fleshlight and spraying jizz into it, your body thinks it's getting something pregnant.
00:02:55.000 Yeah.
00:02:56.000 Your body really thinks it's...
00:02:58.000 It does, yeah.
00:02:58.000 It's kind of sad.
00:02:59.000 And it really thinks it's getting a good specimen because it's tight and juicy.
00:03:03.000 Like, oh, this is good jeans here.
00:03:05.000 Yeah.
00:03:05.000 This is a good vagina.
00:03:07.000 Not the last one you gave me.
00:03:09.000 I mean, I don't want to see...
00:03:10.000 I gave you a bad one?
00:03:10.000 Well, I mean, with all due respect, it looks like Frankenstein.
00:03:15.000 There's a Halloween-themed one, ladies and gentlemen.
00:03:18.000 It's a vagina that's got stitches.
00:03:20.000 Did you fuck it or no?
00:03:22.000 Yeah.
00:03:22.000 Anyway, you go to Joe Rogan.net and click.
00:03:32.000 That's the longest Fleshlight commercial ever.
00:03:33.000 Go to JoeRogan.net, click on the link and enter in the code name Rogan and you get 15% off.
00:03:39.000 And yeah, it's silly.
00:03:39.000 Yeah, it's a silly thing.
00:03:40.000 But if you like beating off, this is better.
00:03:43.000 And everybody likes beating off.
00:03:45.000 So go buy one.
00:03:46.000 Stop playing.
00:03:47.000 We're also brought to you by Onnit.com.
00:03:50.000 The makers of AlphaBrain, which is a point of hot contention on the internet.
00:03:56.000 There's a lot of people who don't like the idea behind it.
00:04:01.000 A lot of people say there's not enough science behind it.
00:04:04.000 I see a lot of your points.
00:04:05.000 I really do.
00:04:07.000 However, people have been taking these plant compounds, they've been taking these You know, these different extracts from plants for a long time.
00:04:17.000 I mean, there's like a recorded use of like velvet bean for thousands of years people have been using it.
00:04:23.000 I don't know if it can have adverse effect on anything because I'm not a fucking scientist.
00:04:28.000 But I've looked at it and it's worth it to me to take a chance.
00:04:32.000 I've looked at the data and I know how to use some of the things like choline on Alzheimer's patients and Man, when I take it, I feel good.
00:04:41.000 It gives me a nice little bump or something.
00:04:45.000 And, you know, a lot of people say it doesn't do shit for them.
00:04:48.000 And other people have even said that it makes them sick.
00:04:51.000 Like, it makes them feel nauseous.
00:04:53.000 So I guess, you know, the human body, look, everybody's not the same.
00:04:57.000 Some people can't drink coffee.
00:04:58.000 I fucking love coffee, you know?
00:04:59.000 Some people can't have milk.
00:05:00.000 They're lactose intolerant.
00:05:01.000 I mean, I don't know what, you know, if something has an effect on you, Like this alpha brain stuff does.
00:05:09.000 It's got to not jive with everybody.
00:05:12.000 That's the way it is.
00:05:14.000 There's no other way around it, in my opinion, probably.
00:05:17.000 I don't know what each person's individual sensitivities are, but I do know that for a lot of people, it does a lot of good.
00:05:26.000 You know what's weird, man?
00:05:27.000 It's like what you're just saying.
00:05:29.000 Like, you know, it probably interfaces with people's bodies differently and some of them might feel some nausea.
00:05:34.000 Yeah.
00:05:35.000 Pharmaceutical companies, when they release products, they know, oh yeah, there's going to be like 600 people who get seriously fucked up from this shit.
00:05:44.000 Because that's why they have to run that stuff in the commercials.
00:05:46.000 In the pharmaceutical commercials, you know.
00:05:48.000 Oh, when they say may cause blindness.
00:05:49.000 Can lead to death.
00:05:50.000 Curious, homicidal thoughts, suicidal thoughts.
00:05:53.000 Can you imagine releasing something like that into the world and knowing, oh yeah, this is going to kill some people.
00:05:58.000 So some people, yeah, that's an interesting point because it's like everything is, no one is exactly like someone else as far as how their body processes things.
00:06:08.000 We all know people who literally can't drink alcohol for whatever reason.
00:06:12.000 Their body just doesn't process it right and they go fucking off the wires, right?
00:06:16.000 And then we know you or I who can have a couple beers.
00:06:20.000 I've seen you drunk.
00:06:21.000 You're just dunking drunk.
00:06:23.000 You know, you're you when you're drunk.
00:06:24.000 Drunk and trust me.
00:06:26.000 Drunk and trust me.
00:06:26.000 Well, how about the thing he did?
00:06:28.000 Trust me!
00:06:29.000 We've talked about this before, but just if you haven't seen it, you've got to go online and watch Drunk History.
00:06:34.000 Duncan does this Drunk History with Nikola Tesla, and it's fucking brilliant.
00:06:40.000 Hammered where he's thrown up in a toilet and he's talking about the history of one of my personal heroes.
00:06:47.000 I don't want to say heroes, but one of the people that's been a fixture of my life.
00:06:53.000 One of my people, the men that live that I'm most fascinated by is that Nikola Tesla.
00:06:58.000 So it's a fucking awesome thing.
00:06:59.000 We've talked about it before, but go see it if you haven't seen it.
00:07:01.000 Go look it up on YouTube.
00:07:02.000 It's fucking awesome.
00:07:04.000 You know?
00:07:05.000 But yeah, everybody's body's fucking different, man.
00:07:07.000 Some people can't smoke weed.
00:07:10.000 Some people love it.
00:07:11.000 David Tell doesn't like it.
00:07:12.000 Doug Stanhope doesn't like it.
00:07:14.000 Really?
00:07:14.000 Yeah, and there's brilliant people.
00:07:16.000 I love and respect them.
00:07:18.000 Everybody's body's different, man.
00:07:20.000 Some people can't eat fucking walnuts.
00:07:21.000 I have a friend who can't eat walnuts.
00:07:25.000 Doesn't Brian Callan have a Brazil nut fucking thing?
00:07:28.000 Something like that.
00:07:28.000 Yeah, he's got Brazil nuts.
00:07:29.000 That's just scary because you know how sloppy kitchens are.
00:07:31.000 You get one little nut in your salad by mistake.
00:07:33.000 I mean, they put condoms in there.
00:07:35.000 Yeah, I think Brian Callan is allergic to Brazil nuts.
00:07:37.000 I'm pretty sure it said it.
00:07:38.000 I think it was him.
00:07:39.000 I don't want to have to ask.
00:07:40.000 But, you know, it's just some wacky shit, man.
00:07:44.000 Everybody's body's not the same.
00:07:46.000 But all this stuff in the alpha brain...
00:07:50.000 I think is relatively innocuous.
00:07:52.000 And I think if you don't like the effects of it, you can get off of it.
00:07:56.000 It's real simple.
00:07:57.000 It might not work for you.
00:07:59.000 And I always say this, and people say, you don't really mean this.
00:08:02.000 I fucking do mean this, what I'm about to say.
00:08:05.000 If you worry at all about how much it costs, don't buy it.
00:08:08.000 Just go look into nootropics.
00:08:10.000 Try a bunch of the other shit.
00:08:12.000 What's that called?
00:08:13.000 Stuff called Paracetum.
00:08:14.000 That's a really interesting one.
00:08:15.000 Never heard of it.
00:08:15.000 There's a focus factor that they have their own compound that they put together and there's a bunch of other ones, man.
00:08:21.000 There's some interesting stuff.
00:08:22.000 It's interesting.
00:08:23.000 If I had nothing to do with this financially, I would still tell you to try it out because it's fascinating.
00:08:28.000 And I've always endorsed nootropics.
00:08:31.000 I think there's some science behind it.
00:08:33.000 I think there's not enough to firmly state exactly what each one does unequivocally.
00:08:41.000 This is how you can measure it.
00:08:43.000 This is the exact dose.
00:08:44.000 I don't think it's that clean yet.
00:08:48.000 There's just a lot of anecdotal evidence that this stuff does something to enhance the way your brain works.
00:08:56.000 Not crazy.
00:08:57.000 It's not limitless.
00:08:58.000 It's not a fucking magic pill.
00:09:00.000 It doesn't make retards intelligent.
00:09:02.000 It's just a little better.
00:09:05.000 And I'm trying to not say retards anymore.
00:09:08.000 Oh, yeah?
00:09:08.000 You're cutting that word out of your vocabulary?
00:09:10.000 Just to shut people up, man.
00:09:12.000 It's a great word, but, you know, automatically it becomes babies with Down syndrome.
00:09:17.000 Right.
00:09:17.000 It becomes the worst possible definition for it.
00:09:19.000 Right.
00:09:20.000 You know?
00:09:20.000 You don't mean it like that, though.
00:09:22.000 It's clear.
00:09:22.000 No, I don't.
00:09:24.000 Anyway, if you go to, what is the music playing?
00:09:26.000 Go to Onnit.com and enter in the code name Rogan.
00:09:29.000 Try AlphaBrain.
00:09:30.000 And what I was saying is if you don't...
00:09:31.000 This is what I was saying that seems like I don't really mean, but I really do mean.
00:09:36.000 If you think it costs too much, go buy the quantities of the ingredients, whatever the fuck is in AlphaBrain.
00:09:42.000 We show it online.
00:09:44.000 Just copy it.
00:09:45.000 Copy it.
00:09:45.000 Go buy the shit and try it out yourself.
00:09:47.000 Or try one or two of them out yourself.
00:09:49.000 Some of them you're not going to like and some of them you might like.
00:09:52.000 I think it's a very interesting sort of pursuit.
00:09:57.000 The pursuit of enhancing mental function through nutrients.
00:10:01.000 But I'm a big believer in vitamins and minerals, and I think it's enhanced my body, and I'm very much in tune with my body because I eat well and I exercise, and I think it's very important that you do that.
00:10:13.000 You've got to take care of the fucking machine that carries you around.
00:10:16.000 So for me, I'm pretty tuned in to what my body feels like on a regular basis.
00:10:21.000 And because of that, I can get a good feel of when something's helping me for real or something's a placebo effect.
00:10:29.000 It's a real fine line.
00:10:32.000 Because quite honestly, man, placebo is a powerful, powerful effect.
00:10:35.000 And we don't really understand.
00:10:37.000 I wouldn't mind, really, placebos all day if they just rock my world.
00:10:42.000 You know, I mean, when you think about what the human body is really capable of, and I'm not endorsing lying to people, but I'm saying, I mean, think about what the effect of placebo is.
00:10:52.000 For a lot of people, it's really fucking dramatic, man.
00:10:54.000 They act as if they've gotten medicine.
00:10:56.000 You know, cancer has been, it's never been cured, but tumors have shrunk.
00:11:01.000 You know, is that true?
00:11:03.000 Look that up.
00:11:05.000 No, yeah, that is true.
00:11:06.000 Are you sure?
00:11:07.000 I've heard that, yeah.
00:11:08.000 I'm not 100% sure.
00:11:09.000 I'm not 100% sure.
00:11:10.000 But I definitely have heard that.
00:11:11.000 That's a good thing to look at.
00:11:12.000 Well, I know that there have been some substantial medical improvements because of the placebo effect, and it's a fascinating effect.
00:11:20.000 I wish someone could just placebo me all day.
00:11:22.000 I wish she could just convince me that I could go to some lady and she wipes me with a chicken's foot and your liver heals up.
00:11:30.000 I wish it was possible to just trigger placebos left and right.
00:11:34.000 Well, somebody emailed me something else you could maybe check out, Brian, is that they think that there's natural cannabinoids in the brain and they think it's somehow associated with that.
00:11:44.000 The brain just releases these cannabinoids and it gives you a...
00:11:48.000 I'm just seeing assholes with tumors on them.
00:11:52.000 I'll take the word butthole out of the Google search.
00:11:56.000 He adds butthole to every Google search he does.
00:11:59.000 This is a grown man.
00:12:01.000 Anyway.
00:12:03.000 If you go to JoeRogan.net, click on the link for it.
00:12:05.000 Oh, and the other thing is, AlphaBrain, if you don't like it, it's a 100% money-back guarantee, even if you've eaten it.
00:12:10.000 If you take, especially buy 30 pills, the small ones, just take it, and if you don't like it, you get your money back, even if you eat it.
00:12:19.000 And that's the best thing because, I mean, honestly, you can't get mad at that.
00:12:23.000 You can't get mad.
00:12:24.000 That's all we can do.
00:12:25.000 All we can do is be as honest as possible, tell you, get the 30 count, get the small amount.
00:12:31.000 If you don't like it, send it back.
00:12:33.000 We give you all your money back.
00:12:35.000 100% you could have eaten every single pill.
00:12:37.000 My grandmother died, and I put alpha brain into her mouth, and she came back to life.
00:12:43.000 I heard that.
00:12:44.000 I heard that.
00:12:45.000 Yeah, it will bring your grandmother back to life.
00:12:48.000 But they can't be dead for that long.
00:12:51.000 Like, how long?
00:12:52.000 What do you mean?
00:12:53.000 How long was she dead for?
00:12:54.000 It wasn't like a week.
00:12:55.000 No, it was like a couple of days.
00:12:59.000 Then we were just bored.
00:13:02.000 Her corpse had been laying there for a while and we were like, fuck it, put Alpha Brain in her mouth.
00:13:05.000 Anyway, to end this, please don't buy Alpha Brain.
00:13:08.000 If you have any questions...
00:13:10.000 Don't buy it.
00:13:11.000 Please.
00:13:11.000 Don't.
00:13:12.000 Don't.
00:13:12.000 Don't buy it.
00:13:13.000 I don't want you to buy it.
00:13:14.000 If you're thinking, should I buy this shit?
00:13:16.000 Please don't buy it.
00:13:17.000 Okay?
00:13:18.000 But look into Nootropics.
00:13:19.000 Just look it up online.
00:13:20.000 It's a fascinating thing.
00:13:21.000 And if you want to buy Alpha Brain, go to Onnit.com.
00:13:24.000 Work for me.
00:13:24.000 It gave me weird dreams.
00:13:25.000 The code name Rogan, and you get 10% off that shit, bitch.
00:13:28.000 Duncan Trussell's here.
00:13:30.000 Let the music begin.
00:13:31.000 We're in the new Death Squad Studio.
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00:13:36.000 All day. All day. All day. All day. All day. All day. All day. All day. All day. All day.
00:13:46.000 I had a pink somebody on my board yesterday for complaining that I do the commercials before You know, who's bitching about it?
00:13:56.000 You stupid fuck.
00:13:58.000 Go to the special ed room, dummy.
00:14:00.000 It's ridiculous.
00:14:01.000 I give you a free podcast, man.
00:14:04.000 I have to do something to monetize this bitch.
00:14:11.000 Bandwidth costs money.
00:14:12.000 It's really fucking annoying when people give you those types of complaints.
00:14:17.000 You can't complain about something.
00:14:20.000 I give you something for two and a half hours for free and I'm just talking about a product for two minutes.
00:14:26.000 You're getting commercial, man!
00:14:29.000 Here's a comment I just got on a YouTube video.
00:14:31.000 Let me see if I remember.
00:14:32.000 It was really annoying.
00:14:33.000 These are the fucking insult comments I had.
00:14:36.000 You're selling out, man!
00:14:37.000 They're the ones that start with a compliment, but are the passive-aggressive ones.
00:14:41.000 So this one was...
00:14:42.000 For 20 minutes, I took the paranormal activity.
00:14:46.000 You know how paranormal activity shows the crowd and doesn't show the movie?
00:14:51.000 So it's the crowd reacting to paranormal activity.
00:14:53.000 Have you seen that?
00:14:54.000 So it's like people are like...
00:14:55.000 Oh no!
00:14:56.000 And I thought, well, fuck man, that's funny.
00:14:58.000 I wonder what that would look like if they were reacting to a Red Lobster commercial.
00:15:02.000 So I just put a Red Lobster commercial on top of them freaking out over a scary movie and it came out kind of funny, weird.
00:15:09.000 And so I put that up on my YouTube page and someone left a comment like, well, this is the only one of your videos that didn't make me laugh.
00:15:19.000 Why would you even fucking say that?
00:15:22.000 It's like a compliment, a very nice compliment mixed in with just like a shitty jab.
00:15:27.000 He gave you a check minus.
00:15:29.000 Well, you know, what it is is when you get on the internet, you're allowing yourself to interact with anybody.
00:15:35.000 Anybody and everybody.
00:15:37.000 You can't choose at all.
00:15:39.000 There's no choosing.
00:15:40.000 Any random person can just cunt their way into your life, just cunt a storm through your fucking life online.
00:15:48.000 And it's not like a real community.
00:15:50.000 I mean, you can create a community online with a message board or something like that, with Twitter lists and shit like that, like who you follow, who you block.
00:15:57.000 But, you know, at the end of the day, you know, the boundaries between people are kind of separated.
00:16:04.000 Right.
00:16:04.000 And people can just get at people.
00:16:06.000 And so, YouTube comments are a perfect example of that.
00:16:10.000 You want to see, like, how the world is going?
00:16:12.000 You look at the YouTube comments.
00:16:14.000 If the YouTube comments were like, well, better luck next time.
00:16:17.000 And he seems like a cool guy.
00:16:19.000 It wasn't my kind of music, but I could see how some people could like it.
00:16:21.000 That's a nice way of, eat shit, drown in a river of AIDS. Totally.
00:16:25.000 You faggot cunt.
00:16:27.000 Same thing.
00:16:27.000 Yeah, I mean, you see those over and over again, and YouTube doesn't block them, and it is a fascinating sociological experiment.
00:16:35.000 Thousands of years from now, if data still exists, if you can still read off of our hard drives, probably you won't be able to, but whoever finds us in our archaeological future the way we have found ancient Sumer or ancient Rome or any civilization that we've tried to piece together from information from the past, they're going to look at YouTube comments.
00:16:56.000 And they're going to be like, look at these crazy assholes.
00:16:59.000 Look at these motherfuckers.
00:17:01.000 Any video that they go to...
00:17:03.000 What if they went to Rebecca Black?
00:17:05.000 Here's just a 13, 14-year-old girl talking about hanging out with her friends.
00:17:10.000 She had a song.
00:17:12.000 She's 14 years old, man.
00:17:13.000 She's a little girl.
00:17:14.000 You're not supposed to like that song if you're a fucking grown person.
00:17:18.000 But...
00:17:19.000 That song was assaulted by a fucking tsunami of shit.
00:17:25.000 Those comments, and you look at her 25 million hits or whatever the hell she had, the comments on her videos are horrendous.
00:17:33.000 They're terrifying.
00:17:36.000 Just fucking raw anger.
00:17:38.000 And all it is is just an easy target.
00:17:40.000 That's all it is.
00:17:41.000 It's just an open, easy target.
00:17:43.000 What you're supposed to do, you're not supposed to go, this is fucking bullshit!
00:17:46.000 This is what passes for fucking music, man!
00:17:49.000 No, that's not what you're supposed to do.
00:17:51.000 What you're supposed to do is go, oh, this isn't for me because I'm not 14. Right.
00:17:56.000 And not get angry.
00:17:57.000 Just move on with your life.
00:17:59.000 Yeah.
00:17:59.000 But some people, man, they just want to get on that YouTube with you motherfucker.
00:18:03.000 Yeah.
00:18:04.000 I want you to feel what I feel!
00:18:06.000 Yeah.
00:18:06.000 Ah!
00:18:07.000 Fucking spooky.
00:18:08.000 Oh, they just want to hurt.
00:18:09.000 There's sweaty fingers pecking down on the keys.
00:18:14.000 God, I see people on my message board all the time just get cunty with somebody.
00:18:18.000 For no reason, I'll just send them to the special ed room.
00:18:21.000 Get out.
00:18:22.000 Get out.
00:18:23.000 Stop that.
00:18:23.000 You don't have to do that for no reason.
00:18:25.000 You don't have to just get shitty with people.
00:18:27.000 As far as I can recall, I've never left a shitty fucking comment.
00:18:32.000 I just don't think there's time to leave a shitty comment.
00:18:34.000 It's so silly.
00:18:35.000 I mean, I've gotten in Flame Wars.
00:18:36.000 Yeah, I've gotten in a bunch of those.
00:18:38.000 But what people don't understand about Flame Wars is it's kind of like a competition.
00:18:42.000 You know, it's sort of like the dozens.
00:18:44.000 You know, like you play the dozens.
00:18:46.000 You know, if you don't know what it is, it's like, you know, your mom is so fat...
00:18:50.000 You know, when you sit down, people think she's a sofa.
00:18:53.000 You know?
00:18:53.000 And you go back and forth.
00:18:54.000 You insult each other.
00:18:55.000 You know what I mean?
00:18:55.000 It's like a big thing with the brothers.
00:18:57.000 They love to play the dozens.
00:18:59.000 That's what it's called.
00:19:00.000 But that's sort of what flame wars are.
00:19:02.000 It's kind of fun that we're all anonymous, right?
00:19:05.000 And so you're kind of just up to your wits.
00:19:07.000 It's just you and your wits against somebody else and their wits.
00:19:10.000 And all of a sudden, you get in some cunty little argument with someone online, and you want to fucking You want to sit back?
00:19:17.000 Let me craft my words carefully here.
00:19:20.000 I'm going to fuck you up, bitch.
00:19:21.000 And I love watching it as a sport.
00:19:23.000 I like watching smart people go back.
00:19:26.000 And the really cunty thing to do is to have a sentence and then respond with a big chunk and then another sentence.
00:19:33.000 Break it down.
00:19:35.000 It's such a bully move where you're taking a sentence, a little tiny segment of what someone said, not in the greater context of several paragraphs of writing, but just one little sentence and then they'll respond to it with a river of shit.
00:19:49.000 And you go back and forth and back and forth.
00:19:51.000 I've done that.
00:19:52.000 It's stupid.
00:19:53.000 I don't do it anymore.
00:19:54.000 Occasionally I do.
00:19:55.000 But for the most part, I just try to be silly with it.
00:19:58.000 But in the past, man, I've gotten involved in long flame wars with people that went on for days.
00:20:03.000 Well, I mean, if you think about, like, imagine if YouTube had existed when Buddha incarnated on the planet.
00:20:09.000 So, like, he could, like, upload his ideas onto YouTube.
00:20:12.000 It would still have shitty comments.
00:20:14.000 Like, what a fucking joke.
00:20:16.000 You idiot, what are you talking about?
00:20:18.000 Life is suffering.
00:20:20.000 Go sit under the tree some more, faggot.
00:20:24.000 You know, it would be like that.
00:20:26.000 Yeah.
00:20:28.000 When you hear that, though, I mean, don't you have a little bit of an instinct to say the same thing?
00:20:32.000 Life is suffering.
00:20:33.000 Oh, profound one.
00:20:34.000 Please.
00:20:35.000 Please ponder on.
00:20:36.000 When you're getting your dick sucked, is that suffering?
00:20:38.000 No.
00:20:38.000 No.
00:20:38.000 No, it's not.
00:20:39.000 When you're in an awesome movie, is that suffering?
00:20:40.000 No, no, no.
00:20:41.000 It's not.
00:20:41.000 When you're on stage and you're killing, is that suffering?
00:20:43.000 Wait, but let me ask you this.
00:20:44.000 Let me ask you this.
00:20:45.000 Hold on.
00:20:46.000 When you're hanging out with your friends, is it suffering?
00:20:48.000 No, it's not.
00:20:49.000 If you have a nice car and it's comfortable and you get a good stereo and the great song comes on, is that suffering?
00:20:55.000 No!
00:20:56.000 No, it's not Buddha!
00:20:57.000 Buddha's life sucked!
00:20:59.000 Because Buddha didn't have cool shit or cool friends.
00:21:01.000 No, no, that's wrong.
00:21:02.000 He had chipmunk friends, Joe.
00:21:04.000 He had a whole bunch of chipmunks.
00:21:06.000 Duncan actually said that's wrong.
00:21:07.000 He knows Buddha.
00:21:09.000 Buddha fight.
00:21:10.000 Buddha fight.
00:21:12.000 Go way back.
00:21:13.000 History's very vague, but...
00:21:15.000 My relationship with Buddha supersedes that.
00:21:18.000 I text Buddha.
00:21:18.000 No, but the thing when you're saying Buddha had a shitty life, there's the story of Buddha, and Buddha started off as a very wealthy prince, and there was a problem.
00:21:26.000 In what year?
00:21:27.000 I have no idea.
00:21:28.000 That life sucked.
00:21:29.000 It doesn't matter.
00:21:30.000 I don't care if it's 600 BC, 600 AD. According to legend, his father, he had a harem.
00:21:36.000 He had a harem.
00:21:37.000 Yes.
00:21:37.000 That's good.
00:21:37.000 Stinky girls with no razors, not a razor in sight.
00:21:41.000 Everybody's disgusting.
00:21:42.000 For the time, it was a pretty good life.
00:21:43.000 For the time, it was a pretty good life.
00:21:45.000 A harem.
00:21:46.000 Get the fuck out of here.
00:21:47.000 Listen, man, it was a terrible time to live.
00:21:50.000 Terrible.
00:21:50.000 No internet, no cell phones, no refrigerator, no vaccines, no fucking U.S. military presence overseas.
00:21:58.000 Listen, it's a terrible goddamn time to live.
00:22:01.000 Fuck Buddha.
00:22:02.000 This idea is ridiculous.
00:22:04.000 Life is not suffering.
00:22:05.000 Life can be the shit.
00:22:06.000 Do you know the rest of the noble truths?
00:22:08.000 Oh, well, hold on.
00:22:09.000 The problem is you're attached.
00:22:10.000 You just said noble.
00:22:11.000 That's what they're called.
00:22:14.000 I know, but you are.
00:22:16.000 That's the most pretentious thing a human could ever say.
00:22:19.000 Do you know the noble truths?
00:22:23.000 That's what they're called!
00:22:23.000 I understand that, bro.
00:22:24.000 That's what they're called!
00:22:25.000 Bro, I'm just fucking around here.
00:22:27.000 These are just jokes.
00:22:27.000 Don't get personal.
00:22:28.000 He takes it very personal.
00:22:30.000 No, I don't.
00:22:30.000 I like to shit on Buddha every now and then just to get a rise on a Duncan.
00:22:33.000 Well, no, just because you sound like you don't know what it is.
00:22:35.000 You could pick on Duncan and he won't even fight back.
00:22:37.000 But you're talking about Buddha.
00:22:38.000 He'll fucking kick your ass, dude.
00:22:40.000 But it would be like...
00:22:41.000 Step up.
00:22:41.000 If you picked on Duncan, Duncan'd be like, hey, man, come on, why are you being an asshole?
00:22:45.000 It'd be like me making fun of the UFC and being like, you know, because they fight eight rounds.
00:22:49.000 And then you'd be like, well, no, they don't.
00:22:53.000 There's no rules.
00:22:54.000 Something like that, where you're like, you clearly don't know what it is.
00:23:00.000 Which is weird, because you have Buddha statues all over your house.
00:23:02.000 Brother, brother, brother, I'm telling jokes, man.
00:23:04.000 I don't believe any of this shit I'm saying.
00:23:07.000 You're hurting Buddha.
00:23:09.000 You're hurting Buddha.
00:23:10.000 Yeah, you've totally gone against a lot of the whole truth of Buddha.
00:23:16.000 You need to really believe in him.
00:23:17.000 Yeah.
00:23:18.000 All I'm saying is that I wouldn't want to live back then.
00:23:21.000 I wouldn't either.
00:23:23.000 I'm not saying that Buddha was wrong when he said life is suffering.
00:23:26.000 It just sounds a little pretentious.
00:23:28.000 And if somebody said it today, life is suffering, I would want to probably kick them in the balls.
00:23:33.000 But there's three other things after that that kind of make that make more sense.
00:23:36.000 Oh, okay.
00:23:36.000 Go ahead.
00:23:37.000 So the second one is the cause of suffering is attachment to things staying the way they are.
00:23:42.000 The idea that things aren't going to change.
00:23:44.000 So life is suffering.
00:23:45.000 In other words, you're suffering when you think things don't change.
00:23:48.000 Oh, so what I did is basically the exact same thing that I criticize people doing on the message boards, where they take one line and don't even read the rest of it.
00:23:56.000 I didn't even listen to your whole sentence.
00:23:58.000 I took one line and I just attacked it.
00:24:00.000 I don't really mean any of the things I say.
00:24:03.000 I say things for the fun of it, okay?
00:24:05.000 I really do have Buddhas.
00:24:06.000 I have a fucking Buddha tattoo on my arm.
00:24:08.000 Come on, man.
00:24:09.000 I'm fascinated by Buddhas.
00:24:10.000 It's one of the things I first saw during psychedelic experiences.
00:24:13.000 The golden Buddha made of light.
00:24:15.000 Yeah.
00:24:16.000 A golden Buddha in the lotus position, and then there was like infinite numbers of them around them, like fractals of golden Buddhas in the lotus position.
00:24:25.000 That was one of the craziest experiences of my life.
00:24:27.000 It's a cool religion, man, because it's a viral religion, which is very different from a lot of other world religions like Christianity and Islam that kind of come into a place and try to change what's happening in the place to conform to Christianity.
00:24:43.000 Buddhism goes into a place And Like Analyzes whatever the belief system is In that place And then incorporates that Into the philosophy of Buddhism So you get these Vastly different forms of Buddhism All over the planet Like In Like Tibetan If you look at Zen Buddhism And then you look at Tibetan Buddhism They couldn't be more different Zen Buddhism is very austere.
00:25:05.000 If you look at a Zen monastery, the walls, I've never been at one, but the walls are made of rice paper.
00:25:12.000 It's like these guys fucking sitting there meditating, spending their whole life meditating.
00:25:16.000 It's very, very stark.
00:25:18.000 Then you look at Tibetan Buddhism, and it's like golden Buddhas and prayer wheels and prayer flags, and it's like this bright, beautiful thing.
00:25:27.000 And the reason is when When Buddhism came to Tibet, there was a religion called Bon.
00:25:32.000 B-O-N. That was the original religion.
00:25:34.000 And it just took that religion and transformed it so it embodied the noble truths of Buddhism.
00:25:41.000 Wow!
00:25:42.000 Isn't that cool?
00:25:42.000 They just hybrid.
00:25:43.000 They hybrid.
00:25:44.000 Yeah, that's what it does.
00:25:45.000 It infects Infects, probably the wrong word, but it gets into a culture and then just...
00:25:51.000 I think infects is a great word.
00:25:52.000 Yeah, that's what it is.
00:25:53.000 I mean, it's sort of a negative word.
00:25:55.000 Yeah, well, I mean, that is what it is.
00:25:57.000 It's viral.
00:25:58.000 It gets into the DNA of a thing and then transforms it into Buddhism.
00:26:03.000 That's fascinating.
00:26:04.000 It's fascinating.
00:26:05.000 It really is.
00:26:06.000 You know, I've always wondered what the boundaries of meditation are because I don't really have the time to be sitting around all day meditating.
00:26:14.000 But I always feel like anything, like even the isolation tank, which is very much like a symptom or rather a method of meditation, Meditation.
00:26:26.000 The isolation tank, the more you do it, the better you get at it.
00:26:30.000 The more relaxed you get when you're inside, the easier it is for you to let go, the easier it is for you to get to that really crazy deep state.
00:26:39.000 So I would assume that with meditation, just like with anything, with music or martial arts, the more time you spend at it, the better you get at it.
00:26:46.000 I would wonder, what the fuck can you do with your brain if you have like 10, 12 hours a day?
00:26:52.000 Because you know, Eddie Bravo has this friend of his.
00:26:54.000 He went to Egypt with this lady.
00:26:56.000 And she was a kundalini aficionado.
00:27:01.000 Like a serious devotee of kundalini yoga.
00:27:04.000 And this lady did kundalini yoga all fucking day.
00:27:08.000 And what she said was that it was all about stimulating...
00:27:13.000 Particular areas of your brain that can produce psychedelic chemicals and that what you're trying to do is like open up your chakras and you can tune in to higher frequencies of consciousness and that these people say that at the highest levels that these these people are capable of putting themselves into a psychedelic state absolutely naturally.
00:27:36.000 So like what you would have to do by taking mushrooms or taking peyote or whatever, they can just meditate and get there and they travel in their mind to like distinct different places.
00:27:46.000 And the idea is that what they're doing is they're literally changing the form of their mind.
00:27:52.000 If you look at the mind of a person who meditates, you know, a Buddhist monk, you know, a person who meditates 10-12 hours a day.
00:28:00.000 The way their brain works is different.
00:28:03.000 The size of different areas of the brain is different.
00:28:07.000 When they look at the activity in the mind, it's different than a regular person's brain.
00:28:11.000 Yeah, I've seen that stuff.
00:28:12.000 It's fascinating.
00:28:15.000 Tuning into higher...
00:28:17.000 Like, a higher plane of consciousness, if that is what they're doing, that they're able to do, just like, I mean, what we see in marathon running, just like what we see in everything, you know, like, could you run a marathon?
00:28:29.000 I couldn't run a fucking marathon.
00:28:30.000 Could you imagine if you had to run a marathon right now against one of those skinny guys from Africa that runs barefoot?
00:28:36.000 Fuck!
00:28:37.000 You're fucked!
00:28:37.000 You're never going to run as fast as him.
00:28:39.000 You're never going to catch him.
00:28:40.000 You're never going to be able to run 26 miles as fast as him.
00:28:42.000 But he can do it.
00:28:43.000 And you know what that means?
00:28:43.000 You can probably do it too.
00:28:45.000 But it doesn't start like that.
00:28:46.000 It starts when you run one mile, and then you learn to run five miles, and you build yourself up until you can run 26 miles barefoot.
00:28:53.000 But most people can't just do that right from the jump.
00:28:56.000 That's got to be the same way with meditation.
00:28:58.000 Because I know that when I meditate, I can get into a really...
00:29:01.000 I'm in a good state just when I'm alone.
00:29:03.000 I'm alone in a hotel room.
00:29:04.000 I'll do yoga and I'll meditate.
00:29:07.000 I'll go into a certain pattern of breathing and I'll focus and concentrate on my breath.
00:29:12.000 And when I do that, I can achieve a good perspective.
00:29:14.000 I can achieve a good objective look at life.
00:29:19.000 And I can relieve myself of any unnecessary concerns.
00:29:25.000 And I'm pretty good at that.
00:29:29.000 But I would imagine that if you really devote yourself to really just concentrating on achieving the possibilities of these different states of consciousness, I think that you'd be able to get high.
00:29:43.000 I did this thing, because I studied religion and psychology in school.
00:29:55.000 I got to do an internship at a Zen temple.
00:29:57.000 And part of the internship is you do this thing called a sasheen, which is where you sit for like three days straight.
00:30:04.000 Just staring at this wall for three days straight in the lotus position.
00:30:07.000 You did this?
00:30:08.000 Well, I went to do it.
00:30:10.000 And I made it through...
00:30:13.000 I think like 11 hours of meditation.
00:30:16.000 I made it through, you sleep like four hours and the next day you wake up and immediately you eat and then you go right back into meditating.
00:30:23.000 And so I made it, I don't know, I made it a pathetically small length of time because it was snowing outside and I started thinking about how good a beer would be.
00:30:32.000 Something about the snow being like, man, I love to drink a beer.
00:30:36.000 But during the time that I was staring at the wall, I don't know, like six hours in or some certain amount of time in, they start doing this thing called the Heart Sutra.
00:30:45.000 They start chanting this thing called the Heart Sutra.
00:30:48.000 And I don't remember the exact way it goes, but it's something like, no mind, no body, no life, no death, no beginning, no...
00:30:54.000 It's very psychedelic.
00:30:55.000 It's very droney.
00:30:56.000 And it's a negation of everything.
00:30:58.000 No mind, no body.
00:30:59.000 Say it again?
00:31:00.000 This is not an exact rendition, but as I recall, it's like no mind, no body, no life, no death, no beginning.
00:31:09.000 And they say this all together?
00:31:11.000 Yeah, they all start chanting it.
00:31:13.000 That must be dope.
00:31:13.000 It's dope, and you've been staring at a wall for like six...
00:31:15.000 Let's do it together.
00:31:16.000 I don't know, though.
00:31:17.000 Can you look it up?
00:31:18.000 No mind, no body.
00:31:19.000 What is it?
00:31:19.000 No mind, no body.
00:31:20.000 It's not the exact rendition.
00:31:21.000 No life, no death.
00:31:22.000 Let's just try that.
00:31:22.000 Ready?
00:31:23.000 No mind, no body, no life, no death, no mind, no body, no life, no death, no mind.
00:31:32.000 Yeah, imagine that!
00:31:33.000 Dude, there's something weird about that, man.
00:31:36.000 What is weird about that?
00:31:38.000 Look up the Heart Sutra on YouTube and play it.
00:31:40.000 You guys are stoned.
00:31:42.000 We're stoned as fuck.
00:31:43.000 But listen, what is weird about chants, man?
00:31:46.000 Let's do it again.
00:31:46.000 Ready?
00:31:47.000 No mind, no body, no life, no death.
00:31:50.000 No mind, no body, no life, no death.
00:31:54.000 There's something weird about that, dude.
00:31:55.000 There's something zony.
00:31:57.000 There's something hypnotic about any stupid chant, even that.
00:32:00.000 You want to hear something super trippy?
00:32:01.000 I think you could play it legally because it's a chant.
00:32:06.000 When you look up the Lotus Sutra on YouTube...
00:32:08.000 Lotus Sutra?
00:32:09.000 The Lotus Sutra.
00:32:10.000 Listen to this one.
00:32:11.000 This one's so fucking trippy.
00:32:13.000 Yeah, I mean, what were they trying to do?
00:32:14.000 They're trying to put themselves into a state of consciousness by humming like that.
00:32:18.000 Yeah, it's got a big...
00:32:19.000 The one I'm looking for...
00:32:20.000 I'll show you the one, Brian.
00:32:22.000 Hold on.
00:32:22.000 Oh, yeah.
00:32:23.000 That one at the very top, the Lotus Sutra.
00:32:25.000 Play the first one with a blue flower right there.
00:32:27.000 Listen to this.
00:32:28.000 this.
00:32:28.000 I love listening this when I'm high.
00:32:29.000 Oh, my God. my God.
00:32:59.000 That was the 1600s version of beatboxing. - That's crazy, man.
00:33:06.000 I'm scared that if they keep going, Candyman's going to come out of the screen.
00:33:09.000 Okay.
00:33:18.000 We get it.
00:33:20.000 Yeah, it's cool, man.
00:33:21.000 It's really trippy.
00:33:22.000 How odd.
00:33:23.000 It's almost like country music.
00:33:25.000 But if you listen to some of the, like, how do you say it?
00:33:30.000 Shibobo, the ayahuasca ceremonies.
00:33:32.000 If you listen to the chanting of the people on the Amazon, it sounds very similar to that.
00:33:35.000 It's the same kind of, like, droney thing that has within it that feeling of, like, a twangy, weird, like...
00:33:42.000 I don't know, like something from New Orleans or something.
00:33:45.000 It's bluesy almost.
00:33:48.000 Very strange.
00:33:49.000 And how many different people are doing that, you think?
00:33:52.000 That's not one person, right?
00:33:54.000 That is...
00:33:55.000 That's not one person.
00:33:55.000 No, that's a group of people for sure.
00:33:57.000 That's like a congregation.
00:33:58.000 How many think we're doing that?
00:34:01.000 Because it's not like...
00:34:02.000 Did everybody have the same job?
00:34:03.000 That's what I'm saying.
00:34:04.000 Are they all saying the same thing?
00:34:05.000 Or were they interacting with each other?
00:34:07.000 No, people do different harmonies and stuff when you do that chant.
00:34:10.000 Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.
00:34:11.000 Because it doesn't sound like you could.
00:34:13.000 Like, you know, I don't know.
00:34:14.000 I mean, maybe you could.
00:34:15.000 I mean, sure you could.
00:34:15.000 Like, think of what the noises that Michael Winslow guy makes.
00:34:19.000 I mean, you probably could do it.
00:34:20.000 But it doesn't seem like...
00:34:22.000 That seems like a couple different things are being said at the same time.
00:34:24.000 Is that right?
00:34:25.000 Oh, yeah.
00:34:26.000 No, no, it's one suture.
00:34:27.000 They're reading a scripture.
00:34:29.000 They're reading this thing called the Lotus Suture, which is this whole weird...
00:34:32.000 So they're all saying the same thing?
00:34:34.000 They're all making the same noises?
00:34:35.000 Yeah, I think so, man.
00:34:37.000 It does seem like there's some under...
00:34:39.000 Except for the girl.
00:34:39.000 The girl, the opera girl sounding girl.
00:34:41.000 Yeah, there was an opera girl that came in.
00:34:43.000 It seemed to me...
00:34:43.000 Maybe we should play it again because it seemed to me that it was like a couple different sounds that are They're singing the same thing They're singing it really fast.
00:35:11.000 But there's like a hum to it that makes you think that there might be something going on in the background, but it's not.
00:35:17.000 Every now and then there's like a little intersection.
00:35:22.000 It's a harmony.
00:35:25.000 Every now and then, though, someone will break.
00:35:28.000 Oh, yeah, they're starting at different times.
00:35:30.000 They're saying the same shit, but they're off by, like, milliseconds.
00:35:32.000 Yeah, and they're trying to catch up.
00:35:34.000 Wow, this is amazing.
00:35:37.000 If you listen to this while shirming, this would put you in a bad trip, I think.
00:35:40.000 What are you talking about?
00:35:42.000 You would get all the knowledge in the universe.
00:35:44.000 I think that would make this shit go crazy.
00:35:46.000 It would run over you like a river of diamond-encrusted fish.
00:35:50.000 Yeah.
00:35:51.000 You wouldn't be able to catch it, though.
00:35:53.000 It's so much knowledge, but you wouldn't be able to grasp it.
00:35:56.000 Yeah, it could fuck your trip up, I guess.
00:35:59.000 This is Nam-myoho-renge-kyo.
00:36:00.000 That's where Nam-myoho-renge-kyo comes from.
00:36:02.000 Nam-myoho-renge-kyo comes from the Lotus Sutra.
00:36:05.000 So when you hear the beginning of it, it's...
00:36:07.000 Wow.
00:36:11.000 How did you memorize all that shit?
00:36:14.000 Well, I had to chant...
00:36:16.000 Constant strangulation?
00:36:19.000 What?
00:36:20.000 Brian's left on the outside again.
00:36:22.000 Eight months.
00:36:23.000 Eight months.
00:36:23.000 And I don't even have...
00:36:24.000 I don't have the whole thing memorized.
00:36:25.000 I just have the...
00:36:26.000 Different...
00:36:26.000 But you have some parts.
00:36:27.000 I have the...
00:36:28.000 Up until...
00:36:29.000 There's like...
00:36:29.000 There's two different prayers you do.
00:36:31.000 And I have the first one.
00:36:32.000 I can almost do that completely without the book.
00:36:34.000 And then the second one, I have to do the book.
00:36:37.000 If I'm...
00:36:38.000 There's like a...
00:36:38.000 How did all this get started?
00:36:41.000 I mean, you look at how bizarre all that is.
00:36:44.000 And how psychedelic that religion is.
00:36:46.000 How the hell did that get started?
00:36:47.000 What's the history of it?
00:36:48.000 Well, that's the fucking question, man.
00:36:50.000 I mean, you've got this Buddha who, according to the story, wanted to be an ascetic.
00:37:01.000 Buddha lived with the king.
00:37:04.000 There was a prophecy.
00:37:05.000 He's either going to be a great conqueror.
00:37:07.000 So this is a real human being absolutely proven by history?
00:37:10.000 Uh, man, I think so.
00:37:12.000 I mean, shit.
00:37:13.000 More provable than Jesus or less?
00:37:15.000 I couldn't answer that.
00:37:16.000 I have no idea.
00:37:17.000 I mean, to me, it's like, it's...
00:37:20.000 Not that much of a consideration because there's so many scriptures that come from it.
00:37:24.000 There's clearly something there.
00:37:25.000 And it's like, there are a bunch of interpretations.
00:37:27.000 I don't know.
00:37:28.000 But the story's cool.
00:37:29.000 In Buddhism, it's different from Christianity.
00:37:34.000 Some forms of Christianity, they're like, you must believe that Jesus Christ was the Son of God.
00:37:41.000 You have to believe that for the magic to work.
00:37:44.000 Buddhism isn't quite like that.
00:37:45.000 Buddhism is more like...
00:37:48.000 Test all of this.
00:37:49.000 Right.
00:37:49.000 Test it like you would be, if you were buying gold, like you would weigh and measure and test gold because you need to logically understand what this is.
00:37:58.000 You have to logically, it has to logically make sense to you.
00:38:02.000 And this is in Buddhism?
00:38:03.000 That's some forms.
00:38:04.000 That's not all forms of Buddhism, but some.
00:38:06.000 There's a great...
00:38:07.000 You were telling me, I'm sorry, I interrupted you before.
00:38:11.000 You were explaining that he lived with a king.
00:38:13.000 Yeah, he was the prince.
00:38:14.000 And the king didn't want him to...
00:38:16.000 Because the prophet said he'll either be the Tathagad of the Wheel-Turner, like this great prophet that he was, or he's going to be this conqueror.
00:38:27.000 He's going to be a world conqueror.
00:38:29.000 And so his father was like, well, fuck that.
00:38:32.000 I don't want him to be a fucking prophet.
00:38:33.000 I want him to be a world conqueror.
00:38:35.000 So I'm going to keep him...
00:38:37.000 Locked up on the grounds of the palace and give him everything he wants, you know, a harem, whatever he wants he can have.
00:38:43.000 And so the story is, he was out with his, like, I don't know, he was out riding around.
00:38:49.000 He saw three sights, and I don't remember exactly what they were, but I know one was a dying man, or a corpse.
00:38:56.000 He saw a corpse, a diseased man, and an ascetic.
00:39:00.000 He saw these three things, and he's like, oh, there's...
00:39:04.000 All this pleasure that I'm getting in the palace is temporary.
00:39:08.000 It's temporary.
00:39:09.000 It's not going to last.
00:39:09.000 I'm going to get old.
00:39:10.000 I'm going to die.
00:39:11.000 I'm going to get diseased.
00:39:13.000 This happens to everyone.
00:39:14.000 There's no escape from this.
00:39:15.000 It happens to everyone.
00:39:16.000 So these pleasures I'm experiencing, I would rather figure out a way to have lasting, permanent realization than this temporary transient shit.
00:39:29.000 So we went and became an ascetic And he, like, starved himself to the point of death, almost, because he did everything in the extreme.
00:39:39.000 So there's, like, statues of, like, starving Buddha.
00:39:41.000 Yeah, I've seen those, man.
00:39:43.000 You told me about that, because you know that I have this thing about collecting Buddha statues, and I've got a couple of Thai Buddhas and shit, and then you told me about this starving Buddha.
00:39:53.000 I was like, what are you talking about?
00:39:54.000 You sent me a picture, dude?
00:39:55.000 I almost thought it was a joke.
00:39:56.000 No, the skin's tight on his face, and he's like...
00:39:59.000 He's not eating anything because he's trying to go the route of the ascetic so that he could have realization.
00:40:07.000 Brian, pull one of those pictures up, man.
00:40:09.000 Fucking cool.
00:40:10.000 Of a starving Buddha because they're creepy as fuck, man.
00:40:14.000 I never had heard about this before.
00:40:17.000 Oh, it's cool, man.
00:40:18.000 How long did he do this in his life?
00:40:19.000 I don't know the time.
00:40:21.000 And everyone has this story?
00:40:22.000 This is the story.
00:40:24.000 Yeah, this is it.
00:40:24.000 It all starts with this story.
00:40:26.000 And so then he...
00:40:27.000 So that didn't work out.
00:40:30.000 And then he ate.
00:40:32.000 And, you know, the ascetics rejected him.
00:40:36.000 The ascetics rejected him because he was eating.
00:40:38.000 Look at this, man.
00:40:39.000 It just sunk into his head.
00:40:41.000 Holy shit.
00:40:43.000 Yeah, he got really close to death that way.
00:40:46.000 I think there's a full body one, Brian, if you back up.
00:40:50.000 There's some other ones that have like full body.
00:40:53.000 Well, either way, you get the picture.
00:40:55.000 That's creepy.
00:40:56.000 Who the fuck would want to keep that in their house?
00:40:58.000 If you go over to a chick's house and she's got that starving Buddha in her house, fucking run, bro.
00:41:04.000 Run!
00:41:06.000 Why would you want to look at that all day?
00:41:07.000 I wouldn't.
00:41:08.000 You see the veins in his ribs?
00:41:10.000 It's creepy.
00:41:11.000 Yeah.
00:41:12.000 You don't want to look at it.
00:41:14.000 That's barely.
00:41:15.000 That's like a cartoon.
00:41:16.000 It's like he's got mashed potatoes in his hand.
00:41:18.000 It's like an old tranny.
00:41:18.000 It's like he's about to eat a bowl of mashed potatoes.
00:41:20.000 That's cum.
00:41:21.000 He's an old tranny.
00:41:23.000 He's a starving tranny.
00:41:25.000 He's a big giant bowl of cum.
00:41:28.000 Speaking of cum.
00:41:31.000 England was fun, huh?
00:41:33.000 Have a good time in England?
00:41:34.000 Speaking of coming, England was fun.
00:41:36.000 What happened?
00:41:38.000 I'll tell you this.
00:41:39.000 Oh no.
00:41:40.000 You came on Joe.
00:41:41.000 Not really.
00:41:42.000 I mean, he sort of did.
00:41:44.000 Well, Joe's fast.
00:41:48.000 That's like Buddha.
00:41:48.000 We went to a strip club for 10 minutes.
00:41:52.000 Did we go for 10 minutes?
00:41:53.000 Yeah, 10 minutes.
00:41:53.000 It was right next to this restaurant with this bomb-ass Indian restaurant in Birmingham.
00:41:58.000 And then we would stop in at this place.
00:42:00.000 It was a disaster.
00:42:02.000 Well, it's Joe Rogan.
00:42:04.000 No, it wasn't that.
00:42:06.000 It's just...
00:42:06.000 Oh, no.
00:42:06.000 There were people coming up to take your picture.
00:42:09.000 Yeah, but it was just the weirdest strip club ever.
00:42:11.000 And I'm trying to be as nice as possible.
00:42:14.000 The best way to say it is, you'd be kind of shocked that those girls are strippers.
00:42:18.000 I was wondering what you were going to say.
00:42:21.000 It's the best, you know.
00:42:22.000 Well, and it seems like there were other vocations that would have been better choices for them.
00:42:25.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:42:26.000 It seems like when their guidance counselor was telling them what to do, he shouldn't have said stripper.
00:42:30.000 Anyway, nice people.
00:42:32.000 But what was...
00:42:33.000 We couldn't do it.
00:42:35.000 We got in there.
00:42:35.000 We thought we were going to be able to sit down and just have a beer and just laugh and giggle, you know, for a little bit and then leave.
00:42:41.000 But we were getting bombed on.
00:42:44.000 Yeah, it was pretty sad.
00:42:46.000 I mean, it wasn't even like...
00:42:47.000 When I go to strip clubs, aside from the fact of seeing hot, naked girls dancing, the other thing I like is the...
00:42:55.000 The darkness is there.
00:42:57.000 The seediness.
00:42:58.000 The seediness and the darkness.
00:43:00.000 Because it's funny to me because it's all a...
00:43:02.000 This is a result of a specific type of culture.
00:43:08.000 This wouldn't work if people weren't sexually repressed.
00:43:10.000 This wouldn't work if people didn't wear clothes.
00:43:12.000 There's so many weird cultural things that have to happen for a strip club to even make sense.
00:43:17.000 So when you go into there and you see the fucking weird relationship between the women...
00:43:23.000 Who are trying to act dirty and slutty and then the guys who feel like they're breaking the rules tonight.
00:43:30.000 You know what I mean?
00:43:31.000 It's a funny thing because it really is nothing.
00:43:34.000 It's like you're looking at a naked girl mounting a fucking pole.
00:43:38.000 You're getting a lap dance.
00:43:39.000 It's just...
00:43:40.000 I went to a strip club once with Phil Hartman.
00:43:43.000 Phil Hartman was, uh, I wish, uh, more people got to see what that dude was like without being, like, Mr. Like, clean family, you know?
00:43:55.000 He was, like, super concerned about his image.
00:43:58.000 Right.
00:43:59.000 But...
00:44:00.000 Outside of that, he would say ridiculously dirty shit, man.
00:44:04.000 He was always telling you to smell his fingers and claiming it was different people in the cast that he figured.
00:44:10.000 He was ridiculous.
00:44:12.000 He was really funny.
00:44:13.000 To the point where they would get mad at him.
00:44:16.000 He cracked me up, man.
00:44:17.000 He was a serious blazer.
00:44:20.000 Phil Hartman used to get high every day, dude.
00:44:22.000 Especially after work.
00:44:23.000 He was very professional.
00:44:25.000 But after work, he would get blazed.
00:44:27.000 He'd get blazed and go out on his boat.
00:44:30.000 But I went to a strip club with him once.
00:44:31.000 I've never seen a guy who was...
00:44:34.000 Because he was such a great guy.
00:44:35.000 He was so expressive.
00:44:36.000 And he was a genuinely, like, friendly guy.
00:44:39.000 And this is a different era, okay?
00:44:41.000 We're talking about the early 1990s.
00:44:43.000 This was like 1995, you know?
00:44:45.000 And it was like, you know, he was there and the girl was dancing in front of him.
00:44:51.000 And he was like...
00:44:52.000 There was no shame in it at all.
00:44:54.000 He was so happy because he was...
00:44:56.000 He was so happy.
00:44:57.000 He was looking at her and she goes, I'll never forget his face.
00:45:00.000 Look at him and go, oh yeah, that's beautiful.
00:45:03.000 That's beautiful.
00:45:04.000 That's cool.
00:45:04.000 He was like smiling, like beautiful.
00:45:07.000 Like you're beautiful.
00:45:08.000 Woo!
00:45:08.000 Like he was just happy.
00:45:09.000 It wasn't creepy.
00:45:11.000 Yeah.
00:45:11.000 No, that's great.
00:45:12.000 It was just a guy like looking at a girl's vagina and ass going, wow!
00:45:17.000 It's beautiful.
00:45:18.000 I love people like that.
00:45:19.000 You would have loved Phil Hartman.
00:45:22.000 That guy, when he died, that hurt.
00:45:24.000 That sucked.
00:45:25.000 That was a tough one.
00:45:26.000 He was a really good guy, man.
00:45:29.000 That was a tough one.
00:45:31.000 Did I ever tell you how I found out?
00:45:32.000 There was a girl who, I think she worked for one of those tabloid shows.
00:45:38.000 We had went out on one date, but just, you know, for whatever reason, it just didn't click.
00:45:43.000 So I was at home, and it was like 8 o'clock in the morning.
00:45:47.000 8 o'clock in the morning.
00:45:49.000 The phone rings, and it's her, and I'm like, what's going on?
00:45:51.000 I'm like, why are you calling me at 8 o'clock in the morning?
00:45:53.000 And she's like, you don't know?
00:45:55.000 I go, I don't know what.
00:45:56.000 And she goes, I don't want to be the first one to tell you.
00:45:58.000 I go, well, fucking tell me.
00:45:59.000 What happened?
00:46:00.000 And then she goes, Phil's dead.
00:46:03.000 And I go, Phil Hartman?
00:46:04.000 And she goes, yes.
00:46:05.000 She goes, it was a murder-suicide.
00:46:07.000 I went, whoa.
00:46:08.000 And first of all, I thought he killed her and then killed himself.
00:46:11.000 You thought that first?
00:46:13.000 Yeah.
00:46:13.000 I mean, you hear murder-suicide, you just automatically think men are the ones who commit violent crimes.
00:46:19.000 That's how I automatically assume.
00:46:21.000 I don't think that.
00:46:22.000 I think crazy bitches are crazy and they would fucking shoot.
00:46:24.000 I always think I'm going to get shot by a girl I'm dating.
00:46:27.000 Well, that's because of the dating pool that you're drawing from, son.
00:46:29.000 I think that's a good instinct.
00:46:31.000 Yeah.
00:46:31.000 Yeah, the dating pool that you draw from has been peed in.
00:46:38.000 I mean, just assume.
00:46:40.000 I mean, don't you?
00:46:41.000 When you hear about a murder-suicide, you assume that it was the man?
00:46:44.000 I actually think girls.
00:46:46.000 Really?
00:46:46.000 Wow, man.
00:46:47.000 That's because you're so nice and you're not violent at all.
00:46:51.000 That's what it is.
00:46:52.000 I don't hang out with crazy guys.
00:46:55.000 Because you hang out with fighters and a bunch of jiu-jitsu guys, you're around a different kind of animal than I'm used to.
00:46:59.000 I'm used to guys that have GameStop cards and stuff.
00:47:03.000 Jiu-jitsu guys are very friendly, man.
00:47:05.000 You'd be amazed.
00:47:06.000 First of all, their ego gets squashed real early because you get tapped out a lot.
00:47:12.000 When you learn jiu-jitsu, especially in the early years, you have to have a healthy ego or you'll never get through being a white belt.
00:47:18.000 Being a white belt is demeaning.
00:47:21.000 Men manhandle you.
00:47:22.000 You know, I remember my first time I was training at Carlson Gracie's on Hawthorne Street.
00:47:26.000 It was 1996 when I first started doing jiu-jitsu.
00:47:29.000 And there was this kid who was a purple belt.
00:47:31.000 This Brazilian kid.
00:47:31.000 He fucking would rape me.
00:47:35.000 Just crush me.
00:47:37.000 Every time we would roll.
00:47:38.000 And it drove me nuts because he wasn't any bigger than me.
00:47:40.000 He was my size.
00:47:41.000 He was my age.
00:47:43.000 We were the same.
00:47:44.000 And he would just fucking manhandle me.
00:47:47.000 Dude would just toss me around and strangle me.
00:47:50.000 And I remember thinking like, man, I can't believe that it's so easy for someone to do this to me.
00:47:56.000 And then I knew like this guy was only a purple belt.
00:47:58.000 He wasn't even a black belt.
00:48:01.000 That feeling is not a good feeling.
00:48:03.000 The feeling of getting your ass kicked like that in the gym is not a good feeling.
00:48:07.000 But the only way to get good is you gotta get used to that.
00:48:11.000 You gotta roll with good guys.
00:48:12.000 If you don't roll with good guys, you don't know whether or not you can really tap them.
00:48:17.000 You don't know whether or not your shit only works on people who suck.
00:48:19.000 You gotta get tapped.
00:48:21.000 In the beginning, you've got to get strangled all the time.
00:48:24.000 People are going to throw you around.
00:48:25.000 They're going to dominate you.
00:48:26.000 So if you can get through that, usually your egos are really in check.
00:48:29.000 Jiu-Jitsu guys are some of the friendliest, nicest, most easygoing guys that I've ever been around.
00:48:34.000 Kickboxers are a little more edgy.
00:48:36.000 And one of the reasons is kickboxers, they don't go full out in the gym.
00:48:39.000 They sort of go hard, but there's always like, you're going too hard.
00:48:43.000 There's a thing that happens in stand-up gyms.
00:48:46.000 It doesn't happen...
00:48:47.000 It happens occasionally, but not as much in jiu-jitsu.
00:48:50.000 And that's someone going too hard.
00:48:52.000 Because in stand-up, it's always an issue.
00:48:54.000 Because you're not really fighting.
00:48:55.000 You have big gloves on.
00:48:57.000 The gloves are 16 ounces as opposed to 4. Or 8 or 10 if you're kickboxing.
00:49:02.000 But when you're throwing at each other, you're supposed to be pulling back a little.
00:49:06.000 You know?
00:49:07.000 And so, guys are always like, yeah, if I didn't pull back, I could have fucking knocked your ass out.
00:49:11.000 There's some unresolved issues with some guys.
00:49:14.000 So, some of them tend to be a bit more douchey.
00:49:18.000 It's like, and then the more, like, limited their sport is, the more insecure they are and the more douchey they are.
00:49:25.000 Like, boxers are more douchey than kickboxers are more douchey.
00:49:28.000 And it's all generalizations, but for the most part...
00:49:31.000 Jiu-Jitsu guys and wrestlers seem to be like the most easy going.
00:49:35.000 They go at it all the time.
00:49:36.000 You blow out all the stress out of your system and all that ego shit.
00:49:43.000 Especially with Jiu-Jitsu.
00:49:44.000 You get tapped all the time.
00:49:45.000 You gotta accept it.
00:49:46.000 Yeah, man.
00:49:47.000 It's spooky when you run into people who have a shitload of pinup aggression.
00:49:51.000 Yes.
00:49:51.000 It's scary.
00:49:52.000 I was at the Grove and I had parked.
00:49:54.000 It wasn't the greatest parking job ever.
00:49:56.000 I'll admit it was a shitty parking job.
00:49:58.000 And I'm getting in my car and this old man.
00:50:01.000 He's standing there looking at me and he's like, why did you park like that?
00:50:06.000 So it's forcing this weird confrontation in a parking lot, and the guys...
00:50:10.000 You know that thing when you get around someone and you can feel your goosebumps happen?
00:50:14.000 Like they're thinking about hitting you or something.
00:50:16.000 Yeah, like your body's telling you, like, this is not a good situation.
00:50:19.000 That was happening, and it's like this old man.
00:50:21.000 I'm like, fuck, this could be that thing where the guy's got a gun.
00:50:25.000 And this is where it pops.
00:50:27.000 This is where the volcano explodes, and I end up getting blasted in the grove.
00:50:32.000 Bang!
00:50:33.000 Bang!
00:50:33.000 And they catch it in the background of Mario Lopez's e-show.
00:50:38.000 Yeah.
00:50:38.000 Yeah, right.
00:50:39.000 So he's got his show going on.
00:50:41.000 And he's interviewing somebody and some old man shoots you.
00:50:44.000 That's the worst.
00:50:45.000 People fucking die like that all the time.
00:50:47.000 People get smoked all the time by people who have these little volcanic explosions.
00:50:51.000 Wrong place at the wrong time.
00:50:52.000 It's a real scenario.
00:50:55.000 The other day I was driving and there was a biker in the road and he was doing one of those things where he was wobbling.
00:51:00.000 I think the guy was drunk or something.
00:51:03.000 And I just kind of tried to go around him and then I didn't do the horn the whole way.
00:51:09.000 I did like a where you just barely touch it and it makes a noise.
00:51:13.000 Not even loud at all.
00:51:14.000 And he just starts screaming and he freaked out.
00:51:18.000 You know where I never saw that?
00:51:20.000 Boulder.
00:51:20.000 Boulder, Colorado.
00:51:21.000 You know why?
00:51:22.000 100,000 people.
00:51:24.000 That's why.
00:51:25.000 That's how you're supposed to live.
00:51:26.000 You're not supposed to live like this.
00:51:28.000 Everybody's all on edge, man.
00:51:29.000 Yeah, that's true.
00:51:30.000 You know?
00:51:30.000 There's some agro bikers in L.A., man.
00:51:32.000 I saw it.
00:51:33.000 Remember that guy?
00:51:34.000 There's too many fucking people in L.A. You're taking a huge risk if you're riding to bike places.
00:51:39.000 I mean, I support your right to do it, and I'm cautious of bikes.
00:51:42.000 I try to be cautious.
00:51:43.000 Me too.
00:51:44.000 But, wow, I look at them, I'm like, what a crazy risk you're taking.
00:51:47.000 Dude, I've seen so many hipster bike accidents in Silver Lake.
00:51:51.000 We're walking down the sidewalk and you see a, you know, first it's a record from the thrift store they were at.
00:52:00.000 Like they were biking one-handed.
00:52:02.000 Yeah, a couple of books and then you come up to like a fucking hipster having a seizure.
00:52:06.000 I've seen a hipster on the sidewalk seizing up as the ambulance came surrounded by old library books and weird like lace bags.
00:52:17.000 So he crashed, no helmet on?
00:52:19.000 No helmet.
00:52:20.000 No helmet.
00:52:21.000 Crashes and just...
00:52:22.000 But I saw a fucking minivan just pull into a parking lot and wasn't paying attention and just t-bone a biker.
00:52:30.000 Boom, like 12 feet.
00:52:32.000 Just fucking dangerous.
00:52:34.000 So I understand why bikers here are freaking out, but do you remember that guy at the comedy store?
00:52:38.000 There was a biker that used to ride up and down Sunset and he was this super agro biker.
00:52:43.000 Fucking ripped.
00:52:44.000 And I saw a guy yell at him in his car like what you did.
00:52:47.000 A comic?
00:52:47.000 No, it was just some bicycler who used to hang out.
00:52:50.000 But he was always there?
00:52:50.000 Always there.
00:52:51.000 And he was always pissed.
00:52:52.000 He was always screaming at traffic.
00:52:54.000 And I remember some car was like, watch out!
00:52:57.000 Because he's weaving in and out of traffic.
00:52:59.000 And the guy just stops his bike.
00:53:01.000 Because I don't think people realize that with bikers.
00:53:03.000 We're so used to doing cars.
00:53:04.000 There's this, like, I can get away from you.
00:53:06.000 I can say something.
00:53:07.000 A bicycler...
00:53:08.000 Can weave through traffic at a stoplight and just attack you.
00:53:11.000 They can get you.
00:53:12.000 We forget that.
00:53:13.000 There's no enclosure around them.
00:53:14.000 We forget that.
00:53:15.000 Yeah, people have gotten used to the delay and violence between cars where you're like, well, fuck you!
00:53:22.000 It's too much work.
00:53:23.000 I want to get out of the car and fucking get all the way to you.
00:53:26.000 This guy's in open fucking air, and he's leaving in and out of Sunset Boulevard traffic, and he's deranged.
00:53:33.000 And so some idiot says something to him, and the guy, this is what he's been waiting to happen.
00:53:37.000 He stops his bike, turns and looks at the guy, and not...
00:53:42.000 You can just hear he meant this.
00:53:44.000 He's like...
00:53:44.000 I'm going to put you in the hospital.
00:53:47.000 I'm going to break your fucking jaw, is what he said.
00:53:50.000 And it was just such venom and evil and anger spewing out of this.
00:53:55.000 He didn't punch the guy.
00:53:57.000 There's people.
00:53:57.000 Yeah, you can't be a cunt.
00:53:58.000 There's people that want to punch people.
00:54:00.000 If you run into them, you're a cunt.
00:54:01.000 Yeah.
00:54:01.000 But, I mean, isn't it interesting that we have this sort of escalated anger that exists inside cars because we don't have to socially interact with each other.
00:54:11.000 We don't have to, like, feel it.
00:54:13.000 You don't have to feel the repercussions, the social repercussions of being a shithead.
00:54:17.000 So people just get so elevated in cars.
00:54:20.000 They pop.
00:54:21.000 I like SUVs.
00:54:22.000 I don't think I could ever go back down to a small little car because you feel even more protected in an SUV. Because if shit goes down, you just run the person over and go over a couple cars and escape.
00:54:31.000 You watch too many movies.
00:54:34.000 What if you get a flat?
00:54:35.000 What the fuck are you talking about?
00:54:36.000 Yeah, it's weird how you just assume, but it's funny also, the things that people say when they're in cars.
00:54:42.000 There's a video of Nick Diaz, and he had missed a press conference, and he was supposed to go and fight George St. Pierre, but they pulled him from the fight because he missed a couple of press conferences, so he made a video about it, and this is a video, like a public video, and he's in his car, and as he's driving, making this video, someone won't let him in.
00:54:59.000 He's like, let me in, let me in, fuck your mother!
00:55:02.000 Oh, fuck your mother!
00:55:03.000 It's like, when people say shit like that, that's funny, man.
00:55:07.000 Because he wouldn't say fuck your mother if you were right in front of him, if you were like some lady.
00:55:11.000 But, you know, if it's a lady and she's in a car in front of you, you don't even have to worry about hurting her feelings.
00:55:17.000 You can say the most ruthless shit.
00:55:19.000 Dude, when I'm driving, I try to chant to relax.
00:55:22.000 You do?
00:55:23.000 Yes, I do.
00:55:24.000 So I'll be chanting when I'm driving.
00:55:25.000 Like what chant?
00:55:28.000 I'm driving through traffic.
00:55:29.000 I hate driving, so I'm chanting to relax.
00:55:31.000 And inevitably, someone will cut me off, and in the middle of chanting, I'll be like, you stupid fucking bitch!
00:55:39.000 You fucking whore!
00:55:41.000 Just break into four.
00:55:42.000 Oh, that's hilarious.
00:55:44.000 That's what's really there, you know?
00:55:45.000 Dude, that's a joke.
00:55:47.000 You think?
00:55:47.000 Fuck yeah, that's hilarious.
00:55:49.000 You should talk about that on stage.
00:55:50.000 You could go far with that concept.
00:55:52.000 Oh, cool.
00:55:52.000 That's cool.
00:55:53.000 Now I'll do that.
00:55:53.000 Yeah.
00:55:54.000 Well, that's the unavoidable stress of living in cities.
00:55:56.000 There's too much tension.
00:55:57.000 This is not healthy.
00:55:59.000 You know, we're all redlining every day.
00:56:01.000 Yeah, it's so weird, man.
00:56:03.000 Small communities are nicer.
00:56:04.000 It's just, you know, you deal with, or you used to deal with in the age before the internet.
00:56:09.000 You dealt with a lot more small-minded people.
00:56:12.000 You dealt with a lot more religious wackos if you wanted to live in the middle of nowhere.
00:56:16.000 It's tough to get away from the really, really religious people.
00:56:19.000 You know what, man?
00:56:20.000 I had a...
00:56:20.000 Speaking of religious people, I had a...
00:56:23.000 Real American moment today where I was like, man, this is a pretty good country.
00:56:28.000 You know the inception at birth thing that just got overturned?
00:56:32.000 Do you know about this?
00:56:33.000 No, what is that?
00:56:33.000 Can you see where it was, man?
00:56:35.000 I can't remember where it was.
00:56:37.000 Can you do a favor for me?
00:56:40.000 Tilt the logo of your mic towards you.
00:56:42.000 You're talking to the side of the...
00:56:44.000 No, no, the logo on the front of it.
00:56:45.000 There's a thing on the right here.
00:56:47.000 In front of the mic.
00:56:47.000 See, like this?
00:56:48.000 Yeah.
00:56:48.000 See, it's around here.
00:56:49.000 Look at the part where it's written and point that towards your face.
00:56:52.000 Oh, gotcha.
00:56:53.000 See it?
00:56:53.000 Yeah.
00:56:53.000 Yeah, I got it.
00:56:54.000 There you go.
00:56:54.000 Ooh, that sounds so much better.
00:56:56.000 Hello.
00:56:56.000 There you go.
00:56:57.000 You're back.
00:56:57.000 So, yeah, man.
00:56:58.000 It's like personhood at conception.
00:57:00.000 I need another water.
00:57:02.000 Personhood.
00:57:02.000 Yeah.
00:57:03.000 I think that's what it's called.
00:57:04.000 It's called personhood.
00:57:05.000 So, like, it's this thing where they want...
00:57:06.000 Basically, they want to say that...
00:57:08.000 I can't remember the exact words for it.
00:57:10.000 They have an exact word for it.
00:57:11.000 I can't remember the term.
00:57:12.000 Say it again.
00:57:13.000 Like, say, look up conception personhood at conception.
00:57:17.000 The idea is, like, when conception happens, when the fucking eggs are on the uterine wall and are fertilized by a sperm, that is now a human being.
00:57:28.000 That's a person.
00:57:29.000 So they were trying to pass that, which would make all forms of abortion illegal and maybe even birth control, depending on, like, how you look at it.
00:57:38.000 So anyway, it got overturned.
00:57:40.000 The voters overturned it, and they were thinking it wouldn't get overturned.
00:57:42.000 But it was like super religious fundamentalists were trying to...
00:57:45.000 So when you say overturned, you mean it passed?
00:57:47.000 It didn't pass.
00:57:48.000 And they thought it was going to...
00:57:49.000 There it is.
00:57:50.000 Well, isn't overturned means something gets passed and then overturned?
00:57:55.000 No, I'm sorry.
00:57:56.000 It didn't get voted for.
00:57:58.000 It didn't make it in.
00:57:58.000 It was a measure that didn't get voted for.
00:58:00.000 It lost and people were saying it was going to win.
00:58:04.000 So it was cool.
00:58:05.000 The political system in that one case worked where they thought it wouldn't.
00:58:10.000 Scary shit, man.
00:58:11.000 Scary shit?
00:58:12.000 Well, you know, it's also scary when you think about what abortion really is, you know?
00:58:15.000 That's scary, too.
00:58:16.000 I mean, you're taking a baby and you're sucking it out of your pussy with a vacuum.
00:58:20.000 It's definitely too expensive.
00:58:21.000 Well, there's different...
00:58:23.000 You know what, man?
00:58:24.000 There's a lot of versions of abortion that I think are fucking horrible and I totally am not for, but there is definitely cases where it should happen.
00:58:34.000 Well, not only that, how about, you know...
00:58:36.000 It's up to the person who's carrying the baby inside of them.
00:58:39.000 Until the baby's born, it's up to them.
00:58:40.000 I mean, I think if you have an aborted kid that's perfectly healthy and it's like six months old inside your body, that's kind of crazy.
00:58:48.000 But I know that people have done that in the past.
00:58:50.000 I think if it's not for a medical reason, it's not...
00:58:52.000 And I don't know if they...
00:58:54.000 It's those fucking partial birth abortions.
00:58:56.000 You know about those, right?
00:58:57.000 Yeah.
00:58:57.000 They ice-pick the fucking brain of the baby.
00:59:01.000 It's a baby.
00:59:02.000 I mean, I think that's not...
00:59:05.000 That definitely shouldn't happen.
00:59:06.000 That's crazy.
00:59:07.000 That's crazy.
00:59:08.000 It's almost like, I don't see it.
00:59:10.000 I don't see it.
00:59:12.000 I know what you're talking about.
00:59:13.000 La, la, la, la, la, la, la.
00:59:14.000 Yeah, just put a blanket on your baby.
00:59:16.000 Why don't you give birth to the thing and cover it in a blanket and ice pick it?
00:59:19.000 Since it's inside the pussy and you don't see me sticking the ice pick in its head, it's okay.
00:59:23.000 It's okay.
00:59:24.000 If it was outside and I jabbed it in front of you and then chopped it up into pieces, you'd be like, you just killed the baby.
00:59:28.000 Or if it came out for a second and you put it back in, couldn't do it.
00:59:33.000 Same baby, but if you pulled it out of the vagina and put it back in, you couldn't ice pick it once it'd been in the air.
00:59:39.000 The rule is once it's been in the air, you can't kill it anymore.
00:59:42.000 Then it's a person.
00:59:42.000 Then it's alive.
00:59:43.000 Yeah, that's fucked up.
00:59:44.000 That doesn't make sense.
00:59:45.000 How crazy is it?
00:59:46.000 It's really strange.
00:59:47.000 This is a taboo subject.
00:59:49.000 This is a subject you're supposed to, if you're a rational, open-minded person, you're supposed to just favor choice.
00:59:56.000 Which I do.
00:59:58.000 I think it's a real slippery slope.
01:00:03.000 It's a real slippery slope when someone tells you what you can and can't do with your body.
01:00:08.000 It seems like you're killing a baby, but I guess you should be able to do it.
01:00:14.000 We've discussed this before.
01:00:15.000 It's much easier when it's a small couple cells.
01:00:18.000 It's much easier to rationalize.
01:00:20.000 It's on its way to being a baby.
01:00:22.000 It depends on where the thing is.
01:00:24.000 It depends on a lot of different things.
01:00:28.000 Everyone wants to make these sweeping things.
01:00:31.000 The two extreme sides are it should be illegal no matter what.
01:00:37.000 Even if a rapist impregnated the woman and the baby's going to kill her, then she should have that baby and we'll raise the baby up to Christ.
01:00:47.000 Say his name.
01:00:47.000 Say his name, Lord Jesus Christ.
01:00:49.000 We'll raise that rapist baby up to Jesus Christ and he could be the next president.
01:00:52.000 Did you see Rick Perry stumble?
01:00:54.000 What's that?
01:00:55.000 Did you see Rick Perry stumble?
01:00:56.000 Yeah, it was awesome.
01:00:57.000 It was such hilarious.
01:00:59.000 It was such a fucking...
01:01:01.000 It was uncomfortable to watch that.
01:01:03.000 It's hilarious to think that you don't know that.
01:01:06.000 Yeah, you forgot.
01:01:07.000 You don't know that.
01:01:08.000 You forgot that.
01:01:09.000 Yeah.
01:01:09.000 You're running for president.
01:01:10.000 How the fuck are we going to let you keep track of the world's military presence?
01:01:13.000 Isn't he the executioner?
01:01:15.000 Isn't Rick Perry the one who had shitloads of people he executed?
01:01:19.000 Oh, yeah.
01:01:19.000 In Texas.
01:01:19.000 In Texas.
01:01:20.000 Yeah.
01:01:21.000 Yeah.
01:01:22.000 Including controversial ones.
01:01:23.000 He sends them to the fryer.
01:01:25.000 Yeah, they send a lot of them to the fryer.
01:01:26.000 Which, you know, listen, if people are cunts, I kind of like that.
01:01:29.000 I like getting rid of them.
01:01:30.000 But I don't trust the political system.
01:01:32.000 That's the problem.
01:01:33.000 Yeah, that is it.
01:01:35.000 That's number one.
01:01:36.000 But Rick Perry's a, you gotta break a few eggs to make an omelette kind of guy.
01:01:40.000 He's like, if I gotta fucking kill a couple of nice people to fry a bunch of assholes, then well, that's the price you pay for liberty.
01:01:49.000 Yeah, he is one of those guys, right?
01:01:50.000 Yeah, that's what he's like.
01:01:52.000 He's a fucking asshole is what he is, man.
01:01:56.000 I mean, you can't...
01:01:57.000 It's like, that's the main thing.
01:01:59.000 Until we perfect the system, the legal system, you can't have the death penalty.
01:02:06.000 It's not part of being a citizen of the United States does not mean that you've got to risk being falsely imprisoned and executed because the legal system isn't perfect.
01:02:17.000 That's wrong.
01:02:18.000 You can't give the ultimate punishment unless you've really perfected the system.
01:02:22.000 Until we know 100%.
01:02:26.000 I know there's way better methods now than there have ever been before when you include genetics.
01:02:30.000 I've watched CSI. I'm pretty sure I'm up to what they're up to.
01:02:34.000 But still, there's a lot of doubt in some cases.
01:02:39.000 And there's also fucking shady cops, man.
01:02:42.000 There's people who plant evidence.
01:02:43.000 They plant evidence.
01:02:44.000 It happens all the time.
01:02:46.000 It's not something that's never taken place in the history of man.
01:02:50.000 It has most certainly taken place.
01:02:52.000 It's been proven.
01:02:53.000 So you've got to know your system is fucking airtight, and it's just not.
01:02:58.000 Also, what if someone actually reforms?
01:03:00.000 Yeah.
01:03:01.000 While they're in prison, what if someone is actually now a good person?
01:03:05.000 Are you still gonna kill them?
01:03:08.000 Depends on what they did.
01:03:09.000 If they killed people, I'd say yeah.
01:03:10.000 Let's say they killed someone.
01:03:10.000 Yeah, I'm biblical on that, man.
01:03:13.000 You're Sharia on that.
01:03:15.000 Yeah, I'm my friend.
01:03:16.000 It's Sharia law.
01:03:17.000 I think there's certain justifiable homicides, you know?
01:03:20.000 I think I believe in that.
01:03:22.000 I believe in if someone's trying to kill you.
01:03:23.000 Like, I heard this story.
01:03:25.000 Who told me this story?
01:03:26.000 Was it you?
01:03:26.000 About the death metal band?
01:03:27.000 Yeah.
01:03:27.000 Yeah, you tell me.
01:03:28.000 Tell me this story.
01:03:29.000 You told me on the plane.
01:03:31.000 Tell me the story.
01:03:32.000 So here's the story.
01:03:34.000 Perfect example of justifiable homicide.
01:03:37.000 There's a documentary on Norwegian death metal that I saw on Netflix.
01:03:41.000 So if I fuck up the story for death metal fans out there, I apologize.
01:03:45.000 I'm going to tell it as best as I can remember it.
01:03:48.000 So the idea is it's about Burzum.
01:03:51.000 Basically, it's about this group.
01:03:54.000 Where did punk form?
01:03:56.000 In the UK. I have no idea.
01:03:58.000 So punk forms, and there's a group of punk bands.
01:04:00.000 Wherever there's an art movement, there's a group of artists who are the core of the movement.
01:04:05.000 Or even in music, like with gangster rap.
01:04:08.000 There was N.W.A. There's a bunch of...
01:04:10.000 Ice-T. Yeah, right.
01:04:11.000 And they all kind of form together.
01:04:12.000 So Norway's answer to that...
01:04:15.000 is Norwegian death metal where these fucking guys decide that they're gonna go hardcore and be like truly truly as dark as you can get terrible people terrible well they they like so they started burning down churches they started going through the countryside burning down churches and uh one in one of the bands one of the band members uh was so depressed Because he's into death metal,
01:04:43.000 and that's all they think about is death, that he goes back to his house, puts a gun in his mouth, and blows his brains out.
01:04:50.000 And the other guy in the band comes to the house...
01:04:53.000 Sees his dead body, takes a picture of his fucking head, and uses that as the cover of their next album.
01:05:02.000 Holy shit.
01:05:04.000 Yeah, it's just fucking hardcore, man.
01:05:07.000 So they're burning down churches, and Burzum hears that this other guy was his competitor, he had some history with, he heard that this guy was saying, yeah, I'm gonna kill him.
01:05:22.000 I'm just going to kill him.
01:05:24.000 And he was bragging about how he was going to kill him.
01:05:26.000 So this guy's like, oh, well, okay.
01:05:30.000 He wants to kill me.
01:05:32.000 He's going to kill me.
01:05:33.000 So I'm going to have to kill him first.
01:05:35.000 And he got in his car and he drove to where the guy was and he fucking executed the guy.
01:05:38.000 He killed him.
01:05:39.000 He went to jail.
01:05:40.000 He's in jail in Norway.
01:05:41.000 Oh, play Burzum receiving his life sentence.
01:05:44.000 Wait till you see this.
01:05:45.000 Can we play that on YouTube?
01:05:46.000 I don't know.
01:05:47.000 I think so.
01:05:47.000 So he gets, like, not life sentence.
01:05:49.000 Is this the movie?
01:05:49.000 Hey, Brian, how is...
01:05:50.000 I'm noticing this before we play this.
01:05:53.000 How would you have me reversed?
01:05:54.000 You have my left hand, my right hand, and my right hand, my left hand.
01:05:57.000 It's freaking me out, man.
01:05:59.000 It's so that it looks like we're all talking to each other.
01:06:02.000 Oh, that's cool.
01:06:02.000 Oh, that's so bizarre.
01:06:04.000 Yeah.
01:06:04.000 Yeah, look up Burzum received sentence.
01:06:07.000 And it's really weird because the guy gets like a 27 year sentence in prison because that's all they can give in Norway.
01:06:13.000 That's it?
01:06:14.000 Yeah, and he gives the creepiest smile.
01:06:16.000 Whoa.
01:06:16.000 So how many years has he been in for?
01:06:19.000 I don't know.
01:06:20.000 I don't follow death metal that much.
01:06:22.000 In your way, you can only get 27 years no matter what you do.
01:06:24.000 Something like that.
01:06:25.000 God, I feel like...
01:06:26.000 I'm sorry, man.
01:06:27.000 You guys, I feel like I've thrown out some wonky facts.
01:06:31.000 I only have a fuzzy understanding of everything.
01:06:33.000 How do you say the guy's name again?
01:06:35.000 Burzum.
01:06:35.000 B-U-R-Z-U-M. Vlad something.
01:06:44.000 Vrignes or something.
01:06:45.000 Vlad Vrignes.
01:06:48.000 Let me see.
01:06:48.000 Yeah, that's him.
01:06:49.000 What does it say?
01:06:51.000 This one?
01:06:54.000 That's the guy who did it.
01:06:55.000 That's the guy.
01:06:56.000 They were burning down churches, man.
01:06:58.000 They were burning down these antique wooden churches.
01:07:00.000 And someone wanted to kill him.
01:07:02.000 Yeah.
01:07:02.000 Crank that shit.
01:07:03.000 Let me hear that.
01:07:05.000 Okay.
01:07:09.000 Varg Vikernes, born 1173, was arrested for a penalty in 21-21-21.
01:07:19.000 Vikernes was arrested for an overlapped penalty.
01:07:27.000 In addition, he was arrested for a penalty in Oslo, Scholl Church in Rogaland, Aasane, Look at that grin!
01:07:40.000 That's because fucking prison in Norway is like a country club.
01:07:43.000 Is it really?
01:07:44.000 Oh yeah, man.
01:07:44.000 It's nice, dude.
01:07:45.000 They've got nice prisons there.
01:07:47.000 Really?
01:07:47.000 Yeah.
01:07:48.000 It's not like the U.S. prisons.
01:07:50.000 Norway's got this really fucking intense ethic about reforming people.
01:07:54.000 They really want to reform people.
01:07:56.000 Their prison systems are based on reformation rather than revenge.
01:08:00.000 Like in the United States, it's like exacting punishment.
01:08:02.000 We must punish you.
01:08:03.000 We're going to take it out of your hide.
01:08:05.000 There, they're like, look, let's try to fix them.
01:08:08.000 Maybe there's a way to make it so that they don't go back into society as criminals still.
01:08:13.000 We might be able to just fix them.
01:08:15.000 You know, fix the problem.
01:08:17.000 Wow.
01:08:17.000 Because, I mean, the death penalty, you don't have to...
01:08:19.000 How do you feel about that?
01:08:20.000 Oh, I think it's genius.
01:08:21.000 You think it's genius?
01:08:22.000 Does it work?
01:08:23.000 I don't know.
01:08:25.000 If it works, it's great.
01:08:27.000 When we were in England, do you remember there was a moment where I was talking to the crowd about how polite people are in England?
01:08:34.000 This is crazy.
01:08:35.000 This is so different than America.
01:08:38.000 The way people act, the way people behave, the crowds, they're just so different.
01:08:42.000 And in Norway, they're probably pretty nice folks for the most part.
01:08:46.000 I bet.
01:08:46.000 This is what they're trying to do.
01:08:48.000 Think of how nice and friendly people are in England.
01:08:51.000 It's probably real similar in Norway.
01:08:55.000 It's almost like that system has to be in place almost from the get-go.
01:09:00.000 It's like once you get as rotten...
01:09:04.000 As the prison system that we have today, to take those people and just shove them into country clubs and make everything nice and fun and easy.
01:09:13.000 The thing is, man, there's so many other, you know, there's the, what do they call it?
01:09:19.000 Do you think that that would ever possibly work?
01:09:22.000 Well, I think you have to mix in some pharmaceuticals.
01:09:26.000 You have to be able to legally give them mushrooms and psychedelics in combination with really radical therapies to reform them.
01:09:35.000 To reform the way they're thinking.
01:09:36.000 Yeah.
01:09:37.000 And you can't do that now.
01:09:38.000 You can't do that now.
01:09:39.000 But they used to.
01:09:40.000 Timothy Leary was doing it with Alpert.
01:09:42.000 They were doing experiments with reforming prisoners, and they would go into jails and eat mushrooms with the prisoners.
01:09:48.000 They would trip with the prisoners.
01:09:50.000 Whoa.
01:09:51.000 Yeah, and it was, you know, it's anyone who's done a psychedelic, if you think about it, you're like, oh yeah, this could really, this, if anything, can fix a person's deep psychic problems, this could do it, if it was done the right way.
01:10:06.000 Because of the pharmacological inquisition that is happening right now, these substances, you can barely even experiment with them.
01:10:15.000 And now that they have, Johns Hopkins University is saying, oh yeah, if you eat mushrooms, it'll improve your personality.
01:10:21.000 Yeah.
01:10:22.000 So maybe that's the key.
01:10:24.000 Maybe the Hopkins study will lead to more studies, which will lead to treatments for people who have...
01:10:32.000 Are all these studies, when they do these studies, all these people that are taking these studies are usually people that need money and probably are depressed anyway, so they probably made everybody's life...
01:10:44.000 See, the thing is, man, they don't take really nice wealthy golfers that are retired on Florida and go, hey, take this study.
01:10:51.000 They're probably taking people that need a quick $300.
01:10:54.000 No, they're very strict about it.
01:10:55.000 When they're getting applicants, especially for big studies like these, they have like...
01:11:00.000 That's part of the...
01:11:02.000 When the FDA is approving this shit, that's a big part of what they go through.
01:11:06.000 Where are you getting your control group?
01:11:07.000 Where are you getting your group from that you're doing the study on?
01:11:11.000 Because if it was like...
01:11:12.000 You're thinking about the way they do tests for TV shows.
01:11:16.000 You know, I'm saying that, like, is these studies like the same that I used to do in college?
01:11:20.000 Or are these studies like a bunch of poor people?
01:11:23.000 Or are they like a mix of these studies?
01:11:25.000 Because that means a lot.
01:11:26.000 Yeah, who is John Hopkins studying?
01:11:27.000 Were they studying students?
01:11:27.000 You can look up.
01:11:28.000 There's like housewives in the Johns Hopkins studies.
01:11:30.000 They were like intentionally trying to find people who are like not as familiar with mushrooms or hadn't taken them because...
01:11:37.000 But needed a quick $300 for the study.
01:11:39.000 You know what I'm saying?
01:11:39.000 That's what I'm saying.
01:11:40.000 Yeah.
01:11:41.000 You know, I don't know, man.
01:11:42.000 That's a good point.
01:11:43.000 Because all those people, if they take mushrooms, their life's going to feel better because they're fucking great.
01:11:47.000 You know what?
01:11:48.000 I don't like eating mushrooms when I'm fucking broke.
01:11:51.000 And if I was in a – I don't know the income.
01:11:55.000 That sucks.
01:11:56.000 When you're tripping and you start thinking about bills – That's what I'm saying.
01:11:59.000 That's a fucking shitty trip, man.
01:12:01.000 Well, yeah, it depends on how much it weighs on you.
01:12:03.000 For some people, when you're broke, it's all day.
01:12:07.000 It weighs on you.
01:12:08.000 Other people can just kind of brush it off, and they don't seem to give a fuck.
01:12:11.000 I consider it a party drug.
01:12:13.000 Like, I want to fucking leave this reality.
01:12:14.000 I want to just get the fuck out of this, you know?
01:12:17.000 That's what you consider mushrooms.
01:12:18.000 Yeah.
01:12:19.000 Yeah, I do too, but along the way, it's always this white-knuckle ride where you're scared as fuck before you do it, and then once you do it, you realize, God, why was I ever scared of this?
01:12:29.000 And then after it's over, you sort of assess whatever you've kind of absorbed, whatever fish you've caught in your golden net.
01:12:36.000 That's cool, man.
01:12:37.000 Yeah, you catch some fish.
01:12:40.000 Mushrooms, I've never thought of them as a go-out-party drug.
01:12:45.000 In the days when I would take it, acid was that.
01:12:48.000 I could go out and have fun.
01:12:51.000 When I was a kid, you'd go to shopping malls and trip.
01:12:56.000 Did you ever get to a point where you weren't lucid, like you couldn't communicate?
01:13:00.000 With LSD? Yeah, like where you're out and you're talking to people and you just can't keep it together, like you can't communicate with them?
01:13:07.000 Not when I was out.
01:13:09.000 I took a really powerful dose and tried to have a conversation with a girl I was taking it with and I sounded like a schizophrenic.
01:13:16.000 I was having like word salad.
01:13:18.000 We had just gone to some Greek festival and I had watched these little kids dancing and I was like sitting watching these kids like doing some weird Greek traditional dance and it was like It felt like I could see through the concrete.
01:13:32.000 It just felt like this beautiful moment where the universe is like watching a flower.
01:13:41.000 It's a traditional weird dance.
01:13:43.000 It's so cool the way the universe can express beauty in that way.
01:13:47.000 So I was tripping.
01:13:49.000 And sitting on the couch, and I'm trying to tell her, universe, flower, beautiful, God, yeah?
01:13:58.000 You know that kind of word, salad, just shit?
01:14:01.000 Because I was so spellbound and also tripping so hard, my language centers have gotten fucked up.
01:14:07.000 I mean, when you see someone on a heavy dose of acid, they have a problem talking.
01:14:11.000 They, like, their language gets all mixed up and weird.
01:14:14.000 My last shroom thing, I couldn't even walk.
01:14:16.000 That was the first time I ever did a psychedelic where I couldn't use my feet.
01:14:19.000 I fell to the ground.
01:14:19.000 Whoa, that's crazy.
01:14:21.000 You fell to the ground in the presence of Jesus!
01:14:23.000 Praise the Lord.
01:14:23.000 Say his name!
01:14:24.000 Dude, do you want to hear my podcast prayer?
01:14:26.000 Yeah, I do, but I wanted to ask you something, and I just forgot what I wanted to ask you.
01:14:30.000 Oh, oh, did you know that Ted Kaczynski was involved in the Harvard LSD studies?
01:14:36.000 You told me that.
01:14:37.000 It's fucking crazy, man.
01:14:38.000 There's a whole documentary about it.
01:14:39.000 It's not an American one.
01:14:40.000 It's called The Net, and it's all about how they caught him, and it's all about how he got started.
01:14:47.000 And he, you know, there's...
01:14:48.000 I think there's...
01:14:51.000 There's certain people that are accusing that study of wrecking his brain, you know, and that he was a fairly normal guy, and once he went through the LSD study, they cooked him.
01:15:02.000 They cooked his mind.
01:15:04.000 They probably gave him crazy high doses.
01:15:06.000 Well, I don't think they knew back then.
01:15:09.000 They didn't know.
01:15:10.000 They were fucking around, you know?
01:15:11.000 I think there was a lot of experimenting.
01:15:13.000 No way they knew, man.
01:15:14.000 They were just fucking...
01:15:15.000 Who knows?
01:15:15.000 They had no idea, man.
01:15:17.000 How do they know what the correct dose was?
01:15:19.000 32 ounce of acid.
01:15:20.000 Oh, it could have been, man.
01:15:21.000 It could have been.
01:15:22.000 They did some nutty shit to people.
01:15:23.000 People made some big mistakes, man.
01:15:25.000 People made some big mistakes back then.
01:15:27.000 They tried to cover it, though.
01:15:28.000 They tried to cover the fact that Kaczynski was a part of their studies because it's a real embarrassment.
01:15:34.000 I mean, when I say they, I don't even know who the fuck they are.
01:15:37.000 I might have made that up.
01:15:38.000 How about that?
01:15:39.000 But what did happen is the guy became a professor of mathematics for a few years at, I think it was University of California, Berkeley, and he just did it to make enough money to buy this cabin in the woods and plot his attack on technology.
01:15:53.000 Jesus Christ.
01:15:55.000 He was gone, man.
01:15:55.000 He was gone.
01:15:56.000 This guy was out alone in the woods.
01:15:59.000 If you don't know the story of the Unabomber, if you're a young child, if you're coming to us under the age of 20, you might not even have ever heard of it before.
01:16:07.000 But it was a guy who was a brilliant, brilliant guy who was targeting all these various people that were involved in technology and fucking blowing their heads off.
01:16:15.000 Sending mail bombs.
01:16:16.000 Yeah.
01:16:17.000 Yeah.
01:16:18.000 And he was doing it all from a fucking shack in the middle.
01:16:21.000 Building mailbomb.
01:16:22.000 Yeah, remember?
01:16:23.000 That was like a sketch that they had of him.
01:16:26.000 And he was really terrorizing people for a long time.
01:16:32.000 And they were having a really hard time figuring out who the fuck he was.
01:16:34.000 They knew he was a genius, but they couldn't figure out who he was.
01:16:38.000 And then he released a manifesto.
01:16:40.000 And his brother read the manifesto, and his brother said he knew.
01:16:44.000 He said he knew right away.
01:16:45.000 He's like, oh, this is my crazy-ass fucking psycho brother that lost his mind to LSD, who's living in the woods in a box.
01:16:51.000 He's got, like, this wooden box that he lives in in the middle of the woods.
01:16:55.000 He thought that technology was eventually going to take over, and technology was the enemy, and it was...
01:17:01.000 Yeah, there's a whole form of, like, anarchy.
01:17:03.000 There's a guy, Zerzan.
01:17:04.000 If you look up John Zerzan, I think his name is...
01:17:07.000 I've heard that name before.
01:17:08.000 Yeah, he's this intense, like, anarchist.
01:17:11.000 He's, like, anti-technology, which is weird because he's got a blog, but...
01:17:14.000 Kaczynski was right in a way, though, right?
01:17:18.000 I mean, technology is sort of taking over our lives and eventually is going to be a part of our lives permanently.
01:17:24.000 You know, once you start going to...
01:17:27.000 What is that?
01:17:28.000 That's Zerzan.
01:17:29.000 I mean, you start getting to the point where people become human hybrids, you know, when we become cyborgs, you know, technology literally will take over.
01:17:37.000 Yeah, totally, man.
01:17:38.000 I mean, it's like...
01:17:39.000 He saw it.
01:17:39.000 I mean, he saw a path, and I mean, it's a horrible thing that he did, but it's fascinating that blowing his brain out on acid would make him reach that conclusion.
01:17:48.000 I mean, I might be simplifying his position.
01:17:51.000 It was a factor.
01:17:52.000 It was probably a factor.
01:17:54.000 If the guy was already imbalanced or was already off...
01:17:57.000 Taking heavy doses of Harvard LSD back in the day, that's not going to help you.
01:18:03.000 Do you think it's possible to do that to a person who's fine?
01:18:05.000 Do you think you can take you and just blast your fucking brain out and you never come back?
01:18:10.000 Fuck yeah.
01:18:10.000 What about MKUltra?
01:18:12.000 The government experiments with mind control and the idea of creating a psychedelic bomb.
01:18:18.000 I thought you were talking about Maddie Kirsch.
01:18:19.000 No.
01:18:21.000 That's Maddie Kirsch's nickname.
01:18:22.000 Yeah, MKUltra, man.
01:18:24.000 Look that shit up.
01:18:25.000 Yeah, so a psychedelic bomb, what do you mean?
01:18:27.000 Like, what were they trying to do?
01:18:29.000 Have you ever seen Jacob's Ladder?
01:18:31.000 Yes, they were trying to do that.
01:18:32.000 Yeah, it's like the idea is they were experimenting with some kind of psychedelic that you could drop on troops like a nerve agent.
01:18:44.000 And they would just all trip out.
01:18:46.000 Yeah.
01:18:46.000 Fall down and trip out.
01:18:47.000 You can't fight if you're tripping really hard enough.
01:18:49.000 That's so true.
01:18:51.000 What a great idea that is.
01:18:53.000 Great idea.
01:18:53.000 Yeah.
01:18:54.000 Yeah, just bonk everybody out on acid.
01:18:55.000 Sure.
01:18:56.000 Fucking love bombs.
01:18:57.000 Wow, a bomb.
01:18:58.000 So they wanted it to explode in the air and somehow or another everybody would get infected with acid.
01:19:04.000 I don't know how they were going to fucking distribute it.
01:19:06.000 It was probably gas.
01:19:07.000 If you would think that LSD, you just need a tiny amount of LSD. It was explained...
01:19:14.000 But this shit wasn't LSD, Joe.
01:19:15.000 This was like something they were trying to make to give you fucked up trips.
01:19:20.000 It wasn't like they wanted to give you a nice LSD trip.
01:19:23.000 Some of the stuff they whipped up...
01:19:25.000 Yeah, but I mean, even if it was just a strong LSD, if you blew it on the troops, they'd be jacked.
01:19:31.000 Oh, yeah.
01:19:31.000 Would you try it, Duncan?
01:19:32.000 LSD troops?
01:19:33.000 Troops LSD? No!
01:19:35.000 The shit that they're talking about is like a...
01:19:37.000 They were like...
01:19:38.000 It was a bad trip.
01:19:40.000 It's like an evil death trip.
01:19:43.000 It's not a good trip.
01:19:44.000 And everybody would just fall down and be twitching in this trip.
01:19:46.000 Oh my god!
01:19:47.000 But is that more humane than nuking them?
01:19:50.000 Than killing them.
01:19:50.000 Yeah.
01:19:51.000 Which is better.
01:19:52.000 That's better.
01:19:53.000 For sure.
01:19:54.000 Make people trip out.
01:19:55.000 It's better than nuke them.
01:19:56.000 Have you ever met a guy that likes bad trips?
01:19:58.000 Like, that was his bondage?
01:19:59.000 Like, I just need the worst trip.
01:20:01.000 Like, it's his fetish?
01:20:01.000 I'm about to die.
01:20:02.000 Wow.
01:20:03.000 I guess I'm...
01:20:04.000 Yeah.
01:20:04.000 You know, that's a real terror, though.
01:20:06.000 People pretend they like terror.
01:20:07.000 Nobody likes terror.
01:20:08.000 You pretend you like terror because you want to be different or dangerous or moody or dark.
01:20:14.000 But real terror?
01:20:16.000 Bad trips are no good.
01:20:16.000 You don't want that, bitch.
01:20:18.000 Did I ever tell you about the time I saw a woman freaking out on acid at a rave?
01:20:23.000 No.
01:20:24.000 We were leaving.
01:20:25.000 It was in the morning.
01:20:26.000 It was me and my friend were leaving.
01:20:27.000 And this girl walks...
01:20:29.000 This girl's like crying and standing by herself and...
01:20:32.000 We went up to her like, you alright?
01:20:34.000 Can we help you?
01:20:35.000 And she's like, I lost my friends and I can't find them.
01:20:42.000 We're like, okay, well why don't we, you know, we're like, we'll give you a ride home.
01:20:45.000 We'll take you home.
01:20:46.000 Where do you live?
01:20:47.000 Or do you have a car here?
01:20:49.000 We're trying to help her out.
01:20:50.000 Her eyes were fucking black as night.
01:20:54.000 Black as the wings.
01:20:55.000 Just dilated.
01:20:56.000 So we're walking up the steps with her and all of a sudden she goes, Where is my mother?
01:21:05.000 I came from her womb!
01:21:07.000 I came from her womb!
01:21:11.000 And she's just screaming.
01:21:13.000 And we're like, oh, fuck.
01:21:15.000 This is a real bad trip.
01:21:17.000 She's melting down.
01:21:18.000 So we get to the top of the steps.
01:21:20.000 All of a sudden, she's back to normal.
01:21:22.000 She's like, my friends.
01:21:23.000 I can't find my friends.
01:21:25.000 So we look over and there's some paramedics.
01:21:28.000 And we wave them down.
01:21:30.000 They get her, put her on a table, straps, strapped her down, and the last thing I saw her was on a fucking table in front of a rave, writhing and going back into my That came from her womb!
01:21:45.000 Strapped.
01:21:46.000 Yeah, they had to, man.
01:21:47.000 She's having a psychotic break.
01:21:49.000 She lost it.
01:21:50.000 She took some shit and freaked the fuck out.
01:21:53.000 And that was from acid?
01:21:53.000 I don't know.
01:21:54.000 I mean, it's something that dilated her eyes.
01:21:55.000 Could have been a million things.
01:21:56.000 Don't eat the brown acid.
01:21:58.000 Don't eat the brown acid.
01:22:00.000 Don't eat the brown...
01:22:01.000 That, to me, with my luck, it feels like that's something I would have heard right after I'd eaten the brown acid.
01:22:08.000 Someone had just swallowed that stuff.
01:22:11.000 Oh, God.
01:22:12.000 Don't eat the brown acid!
01:22:13.000 That's the problem with drugs being illegal.
01:22:15.000 You don't know what the fuck you're gonna get.
01:22:16.000 Yeah, and most people don't know how to take them.
01:22:18.000 No one educates people on how to take them, so you end up with some fucking dumb, dopey kid who slurps back too much acid or whatever at a fucking rave and ends up in a mental asylum, probably for a few days.
01:22:29.000 How many people do you think have gone crazy because of acid?
01:22:31.000 Has anybody gone crazy because of anything else?
01:22:34.000 Like, no one's gone crazy because of mushrooms, right?
01:22:36.000 I don't know.
01:22:37.000 Has that ever happened?
01:22:38.000 I've never heard of that.
01:22:39.000 I think if you're borderline anything, it could definitely push you over.
01:22:42.000 Push you over?
01:22:43.000 Yeah, well, I remember one particular DMT trip where reality was real slippery for like two weeks afterwards where I felt like I might be a little crazy.
01:22:55.000 I remember I felt like this is...
01:22:57.000 I've seen something that doesn't make any sense and I got there so easy and it's so much more vibrant than this world.
01:23:06.000 That it's very difficult for me to accept this world.
01:23:09.000 So I start looking at this world as if this world might be some sort of an artificial construct and that might be the real world.
01:23:16.000 It sounds completely retarded until you've had a real full-blown psychedelic trip.
01:23:22.000 Because when you have a real full-blown one, that world that you enter, whatever the fuck that is, that world of hallucination.
01:23:29.000 I mean, hallucination is a strange word because it implies something.
01:23:33.000 You see something that's not there.
01:23:34.000 Yeah.
01:23:35.000 And I'm not necessarily sure that that's the correct way to look at it.
01:23:38.000 I think you might be seeing something that is there, but you just can't see normally.
01:23:43.000 I think that's more likely.
01:23:44.000 I don't think...
01:23:45.000 I mean, I think, you know, people see fucking, you know, a six foot tall rabbit that wants to take you to a secret room.
01:23:51.000 Yeah, you're probably hallucinating.
01:23:53.000 Yeah, you are definitely hallucinating.
01:23:55.000 If you're not, you're in fucking trouble.
01:23:57.000 But if you go so far that the world around you has dissolved, at that point in time, this might not be imagination.
01:24:04.000 This might be another reality.
01:24:06.000 It might be something that you're just not capable of tuning into on a regular basis.
01:24:12.000 See, this makes me think of a problem that I think is going to happen in the future, which is that once they figure out how to neurally put video games in your mind...
01:24:23.000 People are going to start having these real big problems differentiating virtual reality from actual reality.
01:24:31.000 And there's going to be some serious problems up ahead.
01:24:34.000 Because it's like...
01:24:35.000 Imagine, you know, what's the new...
01:24:38.000 What's the Modern Warfare 3 that just came out?
01:24:41.000 Like, imagine that.
01:24:42.000 You know, six generations of consoles and computers down the line.
01:24:47.000 Right.
01:24:48.000 You know?
01:24:48.000 And so, whatever that is...
01:24:50.000 It's going to taste good.
01:24:51.000 They're going to feel it.
01:24:52.000 They may have smells involved in it.
01:24:54.000 But what happens when that reality gets so good, you can no longer distinguish realities.
01:25:00.000 You can no longer distinguish virtual worlds from real worlds because they're triggering the same thing in your brain that reality is triggering right now, but they're doing with computers.
01:25:10.000 So it's indistinguishable.
01:25:11.000 So how do you know when you've turned off the game?
01:25:14.000 How do you know when you're not playing anymore?
01:25:17.000 This is hippie talk, man.
01:25:19.000 Oh, fuck that, man.
01:25:20.000 This is what if, man.
01:25:21.000 You're right.
01:25:22.000 You're 100% right.
01:25:22.000 I don't think this is a what if.
01:25:23.000 I will admit to a million what ifs, but this seems like, if you think of where Atari was back in the, you remember when Atari came out?
01:25:32.000 Do you remember that shit?
01:25:32.000 Right.
01:25:33.000 And you saw that, for me it was like, holy shit.
01:25:35.000 You have to consider the possibility that if this life is some sort of an illusion, that it's some sort of an ever-changing illusion, and that you're constantly in a part of it, and maybe when you have these psychedelic trips, you wake up temporarily from the illusion.
01:25:50.000 Maybe psychedelics are like that sniffing shit that they give you when you get knocked out.
01:25:55.000 Yeah, smelling salts.
01:25:57.000 What?
01:25:57.000 Huh?
01:25:58.000 What's going on?
01:25:59.000 Where am I? Yeah, that's it.
01:26:01.000 Maybe that's what it is.
01:26:03.000 Yeah, no, that's...
01:26:04.000 This is the work of fiction.
01:26:06.000 Like it appears to be.
01:26:07.000 Yeah, this is just some kind of...
01:26:09.000 Or it's just like really low down on the spectrum of awareness.
01:26:12.000 I mean, it is happening, but you're only seeing one tiny pixel of the bigger thing.
01:26:16.000 It does many times feel like it's a work of fiction, though, doesn't it?
01:26:21.000 Yeah, can I tell you when it really felt like a work of fiction?
01:26:25.000 When we flew on Air France first fucking class to the UK. That was, for me, it got really, really surreal and weird when we were sitting in that lounge.
01:26:36.000 Like, this was...
01:26:37.000 Like, I never fly first class...
01:26:40.000 So this was the kind of first class that I'd read about.
01:26:43.000 If you're out there and you've never flown Air France first class, first of all, please stay away from me because I don't like talking with people who haven't flown first class Air France.
01:26:53.000 But I felt corrupted in the first 30 minutes.
01:26:56.000 I was like, holy shit!
01:26:58.000 This is so different from any other flight.
01:27:03.000 It made every other first class experience I've had seem like Shit seemed like some it was well, you know, it was really creepy.
01:27:10.000 You know what a creepy move that they did man what everybody was there was first class Which is really nice and there was business class which is still really nice and there was coach which always sucks Well, we got up the plane landed and a lady went through the aisle and Telling the business class people to get out of the way and let the first class people get off the plane first.
01:27:28.000 It's like Titanic shit.
01:27:30.000 It's like Titanic shit.
01:27:32.000 But I've never seen anyone do it as aggressively as this lady did.
01:27:34.000 She almost pushed a guy back.
01:27:36.000 There was a guy who was trying to get through.
01:27:37.000 She's like, sir, no, no, stay there.
01:27:40.000 And then we all walk by.
01:27:42.000 If you have a connecting flight, there's a...
01:27:45.000 Bond girl, basically, waiting in some kind of town car that picks you up, drives you to the security check-in.
01:27:53.000 You go through the security check-in.
01:27:55.000 Basically, they're treating you like you're a toddler.
01:27:59.000 They take you through the security check-in, and then you go up to this lounge.
01:28:02.000 There's this special Air France lounge in Paris, and we're sitting there.
01:28:07.000 Robin Williams walks in.
01:28:08.000 Robin Williams walks in.
01:28:09.000 Are you serious?
01:28:10.000 That's where things seem like fiction, where it's like, okay, really?
01:28:13.000 I don't know him.
01:28:14.000 I don't want to bug him.
01:28:15.000 Yeah, we didn't say hi, but it was very weird.
01:28:18.000 I would have bugged the fuck out of him.
01:28:19.000 I've been bugged, so leave me alone.
01:28:22.000 I don't need to talk to him.
01:28:25.000 Yeah, I mean, yeah, it would feel weird talking to him.
01:28:29.000 Hey, you're awesome in that Matt Damon movie, man.
01:28:32.000 What's that?
01:28:33.000 You're awesome in that Matt Damon movie, man.
01:28:34.000 What was it?
01:28:36.000 I like the photographer one.
01:28:38.000 Oh, that was creepy as fuck.
01:28:39.000 Yeah, he's a good actor.
01:28:40.000 One hour further or something.
01:28:41.000 But, yeah, it is weird how they push people aside.
01:28:45.000 They want the first class people to get off first.
01:28:48.000 Like, they made everybody sit down.
01:28:49.000 Yeah.
01:28:49.000 That was disgusting.
01:28:50.000 It's disgusting, and it's also...
01:28:52.000 That's how a lot of people have grown accustomed to living every moment of their lives.
01:28:57.000 You realize that the wealthy have...
01:28:59.000 Because, you know, sometimes I'll go out to a public place where there's a shitload of people and I'll walk around and I'll be like, man, I fucking hate being around all these people.
01:29:07.000 This sucks.
01:29:08.000 I don't like being in big crowds.
01:29:10.000 It's annoying.
01:29:11.000 It feels weird.
01:29:11.000 And then I'll be like, you're being negative, man.
01:29:13.000 You got to open up more.
01:29:14.000 You shouldn't let this bother you.
01:29:15.000 But I think a lot of super wealthy people, they're like, they analyze that feeling like, yeah, we don't want to be around anyone.
01:29:22.000 We just want to be around small groups of people sequestered from society.
01:29:27.000 That are like us.
01:29:27.000 That don't need our money.
01:29:29.000 Yeah, that's it.
01:29:31.000 You know how the Galapagos Islands have their own species from being separated?
01:29:38.000 I think super rich people, they have their own species popping.
01:29:43.000 They have this own thing happening where they don't even...
01:29:46.000 They're really separated from us.
01:29:49.000 They don't know...
01:29:51.000 They don't even know about you.
01:29:53.000 I bet there's some super wealthy people that don't even fucking know about Occupy Wall Street.
01:29:57.000 Oh, that's ridiculous.
01:29:59.000 I wouldn't be surprised.
01:30:00.000 Oh, come on.
01:30:00.000 That's impossible.
01:30:01.000 At this point, that's absolutely impossible.
01:30:03.000 To me, it felt like there is a gigantic foam separation between us and them.
01:30:13.000 Did you see the Berkeley footage?
01:30:15.000 No, I didn't.
01:30:15.000 Cops with batons just shoving them into the guts of these little kids.
01:30:20.000 Girls too.
01:30:21.000 Girls.
01:30:22.000 Shoving these batons into their sides.
01:30:25.000 Just jabbing them over and over.
01:30:26.000 The kids are screaming.
01:30:28.000 The kids are in a crowd.
01:30:29.000 Okay, so the kids are in the front of the crowd and they can't even go anywhere.
01:30:32.000 There's people behind them.
01:30:33.000 So these cops are, to push the crowd back, the cops are thrusting their batons into the unlucky people that are at the front of the line.
01:30:41.000 Ugh.
01:30:41.000 And they're little people, man.
01:30:42.000 Little skinny kids.
01:30:44.000 And these cops are fucking jabbing them with batons.
01:30:49.000 It's really uncomfortable, man.
01:30:51.000 Brian, you have really got a great studio going on here.
01:30:53.000 Brian, the thing isn't even in focus.
01:30:55.000 No, this isn't it.
01:30:56.000 That's not it.
01:30:57.000 It's probably one of many times it's happened.
01:30:58.000 It's just one of the many footage of the cops beating people.
01:31:02.000 They're sticking...
01:31:02.000 Look at him!
01:31:03.000 I see him!
01:31:03.000 Look at him doing that shit, man!
01:31:05.000 They're poking him.
01:31:05.000 This isn't as clear.
01:31:06.000 Yeah, they're hitting him.
01:31:08.000 Holy shit!
01:31:13.000 I haven't seen this one.
01:31:15.000 They're just beating them.
01:31:17.000 You're hurting him!
01:31:20.000 Who the fuck are these people?
01:31:23.000 It's because that's how we let them learn how to fucking treat us.
01:31:30.000 That's how we train them to fucking stop us.
01:31:34.000 We pay for them to fucking hurt us.
01:31:39.000 It's so crazy, this small group of men.
01:31:42.000 It's like a classic.
01:31:44.000 They're screaming, stop beating students!
01:31:48.000 This small group of men has to face this gigantic horde of unarmed people.
01:31:54.000 And a small group of men, you know, they immediately have to automatically go on the defensive.
01:31:59.000 You know, look at them.
01:32:00.000 They have bulletproof vests on and fucking helmets and guns strapped to their side and batons.
01:32:05.000 You know?
01:32:06.000 And they also have to wear riot gear with face shields and shit.
01:32:09.000 I mean, they're coming at you letting you know that they're there to fight.
01:32:13.000 You know?
01:32:14.000 I mean, look.
01:32:14.000 This is what it is.
01:32:15.000 Look, they're wearing helmets with face shields and shit, man.
01:32:22.000 But I like the guy's shirt.
01:32:24.000 Pink shirt?
01:32:24.000 That guy's shirt.
01:32:25.000 I hate his belt, though.
01:32:26.000 That guy's shirt's a baton target.
01:32:28.000 You're not Conan the Barbarian, dude.
01:32:30.000 Get a real belt.
01:32:30.000 Now, why are they telling them to get off the property, or why are they...
01:32:34.000 That's a good question.
01:32:35.000 Yeah, what are they doing here?
01:32:36.000 Are they scooping these people off the property, I'm guessing?
01:32:39.000 I don't know.
01:32:39.000 They're checking them for lice.
01:32:43.000 You know, obviously they're telling people to stand back and the people...
01:32:47.000 Look, you know, if there's a crowd of people, the people at the front are going to get pushed forward, man.
01:32:51.000 Oh, shit.
01:32:54.000 Yo, this is dark stuff, man.
01:32:56.000 Really dark.
01:32:57.000 Look at his boot to the neck.
01:32:58.000 Wow.
01:32:58.000 He's a fucking bastard.
01:32:59.000 He's going shin to neck.
01:33:01.000 That's shitty control, by the way.
01:33:03.000 It's not a good way to hold people down.
01:33:05.000 Don't teach them.
01:33:05.000 Don't teach them.
01:33:06.000 Go shin to neck on a normal person.
01:33:09.000 They get right up, stupid.
01:33:10.000 Yeah.
01:33:11.000 Try tickling first.
01:33:12.000 You're trying to hurt somebody when you go shin to neck.
01:33:14.000 Unless someone else is holding them in the back.
01:33:18.000 That's mean.
01:33:19.000 They're trying to make them feel pain as they're cuffing them.
01:33:24.000 That's right.
01:33:25.000 They throw them down really hard.
01:33:26.000 They're really rough.
01:33:28.000 Well, it's not like that.
01:33:29.000 Did you see him?
01:33:30.000 He didn't need to shove her like that.
01:33:33.000 Who are these guys?
01:33:34.000 What do these guys do after work?
01:33:36.000 I don't know.
01:33:37.000 These are cops, man.
01:33:38.000 We need to find out specifically who these people are and create special videos with their names and their badge numbers.
01:33:48.000 There's already occupied people.
01:33:50.000 But there needs to be a website just dedicated to identifying the police at these protests who are being violent and pressing charges against them and suing them and making it so that it becomes financially dangerous for the individual to act the way that they're acting.
01:34:06.000 Because if these cops, if we can just get one of them, and I'm not saying get one violently, obviously I'm saying, but if we can just get one legally or financially, if one of these cops can go down like that, then all of them will start being afraid and they won't be so prone to use violence like that.
01:34:23.000 That should be...
01:34:24.000 Someone should be taking charge of that.
01:34:26.000 This is so surreal to me that this is happening right now.
01:34:30.000 What a sign of the times this is, man.
01:34:33.000 It's like watching Alex Jones dream or something.
01:34:36.000 This is like the shit he was talking about.
01:34:38.000 Oh, he's right.
01:34:39.000 This is what he's been talking about forever.
01:34:40.000 This is what I always say about Alex Jones.
01:34:41.000 He's right 70% of the time.
01:34:44.000 70% of the time he's right.
01:34:45.000 This is 30% of the crazy stuff that he kind of makes up.
01:34:49.000 I wouldn't even say makes up.
01:34:50.000 He just goes a little too deep on certain subjects.
01:34:54.000 But these police, I don't know, because, I mean, who knows?
01:34:57.000 But it's hard for me to believe that they're thinking about the new world order or protecting globalization.
01:35:02.000 It feels like they're just normal guys who are doing it.
01:35:05.000 It's a terrible position to be in.
01:35:06.000 I mean, imagine if you're a cop and all of a sudden they tell you, this is what you have to do.
01:35:09.000 You have to get the hippies off the lawn.
01:35:11.000 Sir, there's...
01:35:13.000 300,000 of them.
01:35:14.000 What are you going to do?
01:35:15.000 How are you going to get them off the lawn?
01:35:16.000 Good luck, man.
01:35:18.000 What are you supposed to do?
01:35:19.000 The mayor has ordered you to clear the lawn, so we must clear the lawn.
01:35:22.000 You can't clear that lawn, man.
01:35:24.000 If you're a cop, what the fuck are you going to do?
01:35:27.000 The cops are obviously being sent there to keep these people from protesting or push them off of certain areas or keep them from entering certain places, but at the end of the day, they're stuck.
01:35:40.000 There's no excuse for what they're doing.
01:35:42.000 There's no excuse for beating those people.
01:35:44.000 There's no excuse for prodding those people.
01:35:45.000 They should absolutely not be cops because they can't handle that if they're doing that.
01:35:50.000 You don't have to hit someone who's not hitting you, man.
01:35:52.000 None of those people are hitting back.
01:35:54.000 It wasn't like they were in danger and they had to protect themselves.
01:35:57.000 No, they were ragdolling people, man.
01:35:59.000 There needs to be a public shaming of those guys.
01:36:03.000 You know how Here's the other part, though.
01:36:07.000 The Occupy movement, there's a lot of shenanigans going on.
01:36:13.000 A lot of it is just nuts.
01:36:14.000 It's not all a bunch of people with valid points that are out there trying to resolve the issues that we currently have.
01:36:20.000 A lot of it is just crazy assholes.
01:36:23.000 It's not all activists at these fucking things.
01:36:26.000 These things are magnets for chaos.
01:36:28.000 They're magnets for various...
01:36:33.000 Like, constant patterns of behavior in humanity.
01:36:37.000 Also, by now...
01:36:39.000 Stereotypical patterns of behavior, like hippies, thugs, drug dealers, chaos.
01:36:45.000 There's homeless people.
01:36:46.000 There's a lot going on.
01:36:47.000 I mean, it's a community of people that Have taken to occupying giant chunks.
01:36:53.000 Dude, they showed Occupy Everywhere.
01:36:55.000 It was a poster that someone put up online on the message board.
01:36:57.000 I looked at it and showed all the different places where people are protesting.
01:37:01.000 Like, what the fuck, man?
01:37:03.000 That's when it really hit.
01:37:04.000 There's a photo.
01:37:05.000 It says Occupy Everywhere.
01:37:07.000 See if you can find that, dude.
01:37:08.000 There's Occupy US and Occupy Everywhere.
01:37:10.000 And the photos are fucking trippy, dude.
01:37:14.000 When you look at all the different protests, you're like, where?
01:37:17.000 Whenever has it been like this before?
01:37:19.000 Right, that's right.
01:37:20.000 Never.
01:37:20.000 It's never been like this before.
01:37:22.000 This is incredible.
01:37:23.000 Yeah.
01:37:24.000 This is a strange, strange time.
01:37:26.000 And it snuck up on us.
01:37:28.000 Yeah, I know.
01:37:29.000 It was so quick.
01:37:30.000 All of a sudden, there's protests are everywhere.
01:37:32.000 And it really makes you take into consideration, like, where's the end point?
01:37:37.000 They can't win.
01:37:38.000 You know that Martin Luther King— Who can't win?
01:37:40.000 The fucking pigs.
01:37:41.000 They're not going to win.
01:37:42.000 You're— Dunk into the time machine, man.
01:37:45.000 Are you talking about the coppers?
01:37:45.000 The coppers, eh?
01:37:46.000 No, the pig.
01:37:47.000 The pig's man.
01:37:48.000 That's the best word.
01:37:49.000 When you see some fucking fatty with a baton poking a 17-year-old girl, there is no better description for that man than pig.
01:37:59.000 Oinker.
01:38:00.000 Piggy.
01:38:01.000 That's what that guy is.
01:38:02.000 He's a fucking disgusting fucking pig.
01:38:06.000 A useless, cowardly human who's been hired by evil people to push down the force of evolution in the universe.
01:38:14.000 And if you try to stop evolution, you're fucked.
01:38:16.000 I don't know what's going to happen to that pig or the people like him, but it's not going to be great.
01:38:21.000 You can't hold it back what's happening.
01:38:23.000 It won't work.
01:38:24.000 I think as soon as you turn cops loose on people, cops are used to dealing with the enemy.
01:38:32.000 They're used to dealing with criminals.
01:38:34.000 They're used to behaving a certain way because out in their world, they have to behave that way.
01:38:40.000 If you want to stay alive as a cop, you got to take no bullshit from any fucking perps.
01:38:44.000 You got to arrest people.
01:38:45.000 You got to deal with dangerous, violent criminals that don't want to go to jail and know that you want to put them in jail.
01:38:49.000 It's a fucking high pressure, high stress job.
01:38:52.000 Absolutely.
01:38:52.000 The person to blame is not those cops.
01:38:54.000 It sounds like they should be to blame, but the person to blame is the person who put those cops in a position where they're going after law-abiding citizens.
01:39:03.000 That's the problem because then, even though those people technically aren't committing any crimes other than loitering, what are they doing?
01:39:09.000 Isn't there a right to protest?
01:39:11.000 I don't know.
01:39:12.000 Who knows what the latest statutes are?
01:39:14.000 I think it's the property, though.
01:39:15.000 Property, yeah.
01:39:16.000 It's just, you know, they're ruining the lawn.
01:39:18.000 You don't need to, but here's the thing.
01:39:19.000 I just want to say, because it couldn't be, what I said could be misconstrued.
01:39:23.000 I'm not saying all cops are pennies.
01:39:24.000 I know you're not.
01:39:25.000 I know you're not.
01:39:25.000 Okay, but I want to be very, very clear on that.
01:39:26.000 You're talking about those guys that are doing that.
01:39:28.000 What I'm saying is, Cops are wired to deal with criminals.
01:39:32.000 I mean, they try to work with people all day, but you got to be on edge, man.
01:39:35.000 You got to be on edge all the time.
01:39:37.000 And when some asshole tells these cops, now you have to go and you have to push back these crowds of unhappy, intelligent people who are nonviolent.
01:39:48.000 And these people have very valid points about the corruption that has eroded our system to an almost unfixable point.
01:39:55.000 And they're fucking upset because they're in college, and where the fuck is their future?
01:39:59.000 You cunts have ruined the whole batch!
01:40:01.000 There's nothing left for us!
01:40:02.000 We're growing up, and we're coming out, and there's nothing left for us, you fuckheads!
01:40:06.000 You've ruined the whole thing!
01:40:07.000 And you're a cop, man, and you are the enemy.
01:40:10.000 You represent the man.
01:40:12.000 They treat you hostily.
01:40:13.000 You treat them hostily.
01:40:15.000 They don't listen to you.
01:40:16.000 You treat them like criminals.
01:40:17.000 That's how you're wired.
01:40:18.000 You're wired to treat criminals like criminals.
01:40:20.000 Yeah, all of a sudden, these young kids who have very valid points become criminals.
01:40:25.000 But it's also because there's a lot of douchebags in those groups.
01:40:27.000 Those groups are never pure, you know?
01:40:29.000 Well, no, and also those groups are...
01:40:31.000 By the way, the whole fucking problem with the current formation of this protest movement or this revolution right now is that it's so loosely...
01:40:40.000 It's the problem, and it's what's awesome about it, is that it's modular, and it seems to be broken up in all these groups that have come together into this one thing.
01:40:49.000 But there is no easier group to infiltrate than a modular group like that.
01:40:54.000 So by now, the CIA, they must have infiltrated.
01:40:58.000 Of course.
01:40:58.000 They've got people there.
01:41:00.000 They're studying, like, okay, what's the best way to handle this?
01:41:02.000 How can we implant...
01:41:04.000 Break this up.
01:41:05.000 Break this up or make it turn...
01:41:06.000 We've got to start CIA guys or fuck guys' girlfriends.
01:41:09.000 Yeah.
01:41:09.000 That sucks.
01:41:10.000 That would suck!
01:41:12.000 The CIA decides to fuck your girlfriend.
01:41:15.000 Yeah, CIA guys, they're gonna give Miagra and get these chicks high and just fuck the shit out of them.
01:41:20.000 A lot of these girls, they've never been with a real man.
01:41:23.000 They're hanging out with all these hippies.
01:41:24.000 Oh wait, so you think CIA fuck agents have infiltrated Occupy Wall Street?
01:41:27.000 Yes, that's what my claim is.
01:41:28.000 I'm making that porn movie.
01:41:31.000 That's the movie, man.
01:41:33.000 That is the movie.
01:41:34.000 CIA porn operatives.
01:41:37.000 CIA dick-slinging experts.
01:41:39.000 Like, they show up at gangbangs.
01:41:40.000 Mr. Johnson, come with me.
01:41:42.000 Your government needs you.
01:41:43.000 And he's like, I'm in the middle of fucking all these bitches.
01:41:45.000 And this guy's just banging these bitches left and right.
01:41:48.000 And that's what they do.
01:41:49.000 They send them in.
01:41:49.000 No, it's a group of them.
01:41:50.000 And one of the guys, they got to pull out of retirement.
01:41:52.000 They're like, we need you.
01:41:54.000 I can't fuck again.
01:41:56.000 I fucked my soul out in Vietnam.
01:41:59.000 I'm not going.
01:42:00.000 We need you.
01:42:01.000 You've gotta come.
01:42:03.000 These hippie girls have gotta be fucked.
01:42:05.000 These hippie girls are not getting good dick, ever.
01:42:07.000 These guys are eating nothing but granola and hemp seeds and shit, and they smell.
01:42:11.000 No one's just grabbing these girls and fucking the shit out of them.
01:42:14.000 And that's what the CIA guys do.
01:42:16.000 These porno guys, they send them in, they start fucking all these girls, creates turmoil.
01:42:21.000 It's a special division.
01:42:23.000 It's like the A-Team.
01:42:25.000 The hippie fuckers.
01:42:26.000 They call themselves the hippie fuckers.
01:42:28.000 Yeah, they've been doing...
01:42:29.000 There's boot camps where they send in...
01:42:30.000 Could you imagine?
01:42:31.000 That would work, man.
01:42:32.000 On a lot of these un-fucking-balanced people, that would work.
01:42:36.000 Fuck them into submission?
01:42:37.000 Yeah.
01:42:37.000 Send a bunch of guys to just go in there and fuck everyone, man.
01:42:42.000 We're just going to hire Brad Pitt-looking dudes.
01:42:45.000 Just have them run through the ranks.
01:42:48.000 Get in with them.
01:42:49.000 Get tight with them.
01:42:49.000 And then just start banging dudes' wives.
01:42:51.000 That's your job.
01:42:52.000 And then be real sloppy about it.
01:42:54.000 To say that you want to be dangerous.
01:42:56.000 But get caught.
01:42:57.000 Get caught left and right.
01:42:58.000 All the time.
01:42:59.000 All the time.
01:42:59.000 Always you leave a sock.
01:43:00.000 Everybody gets caught.
01:43:01.000 Everybody gets caught.
01:43:02.000 I leave a Rolex.
01:43:03.000 You always leave your wife.
01:43:04.000 You leave loads all over the bed.
01:43:05.000 You pull out on purpose and shoot your load on a dark cushion.
01:43:10.000 The guy sits down and he looks at it.
01:43:12.000 He's like, this is a fucking load.
01:43:13.000 You've been The CIA has infiltrated our tent.
01:43:17.000 No, they actually can come in a pattern that indicates they were there.
01:43:21.000 Like a wax seal?
01:43:23.000 Yeah.
01:43:24.000 That's what they do.
01:43:24.000 They come on you, and then they let it slowly congeal, and then they put a seal on it.
01:43:29.000 They brand you.
01:43:30.000 I gotta use the bathroom.
01:43:31.000 Go use the bathroom, man.
01:43:33.000 Don't hold it in.
01:43:33.000 Jesus Christ.
01:43:34.000 Do you know where it is?
01:43:35.000 Yeah.
01:43:35.000 In our powerful new Death Squad Studios.
01:43:39.000 So, Brian, do you know anything about this football case?
01:43:44.000 No.
01:43:44.000 Duncan, where are you going, fella?
01:43:45.000 Over there.
01:43:46.000 You don't even know where you're going.
01:43:49.000 Fucking guy.
01:43:50.000 Gets lost in a room with two doors.
01:43:52.000 I know.
01:43:53.000 And he tried that already.
01:43:55.000 Do you know anything about this football case?
01:43:58.000 No, we talked about it on one of the podcasts earlier, but it seems like one guy was caught up to 40 different people that he's fucked, like in showers and stuff.
01:44:08.000 And he was an assistant football coach, Sandusky, and apparently he's like a famous guy.
01:44:12.000 I don't know anything about the world of football, but I've heard the name Joe Paterno.
01:44:15.000 I've heard the name.
01:44:17.000 And then I guess Ashton Kusher came on Twitter and said something like, I can't believe they fired him or something like that, like he was defending the guy.
01:44:25.000 And then somebody said that now Ashton gave his Twitter account to...
01:44:32.000 Somebody else to do from now on because it's just too many feedback from what he said.
01:44:37.000 So someone else is handling his Twitter account because he complained that they fired a guy who covered up a fucking assistant coach who was banging kids.
01:44:46.000 Let me tell you something, man.
01:44:48.000 If a guy's banging kids, you kind of know.
01:44:50.000 Right.
01:44:51.000 I don't think you don't know.
01:44:52.000 Especially 40 accusations.
01:44:54.000 This guy's taking kids on the road with him, man.
01:44:56.000 He took kids on the road with him, put them up in hotels, bought them presents and shit.
01:45:00.000 Right.
01:45:01.000 You know, and not only that, there was a story that the DA who was investigating the case disappeared in 2005. Yeah.
01:45:11.000 So, you know, they had to fire him, man.
01:45:13.000 This could be some crazy cover-up murder shit.
01:45:16.000 We don't even know what the fuck happened yet.
01:45:18.000 This guy was like a loved guy.
01:45:20.000 I mean, this is a huge, huge scandal.
01:45:22.000 Apparently, you know, I talked to people that were, what is it, Penn State?
01:45:25.000 Is that what it is?
01:45:26.000 Yeah, Penn State.
01:45:26.000 The Nittany Lions?
01:45:27.000 Is that what they call themselves?
01:45:28.000 I don't even know, man.
01:45:29.000 I'm sorry.
01:45:30.000 People are like, you don't know shit about football, you fucking pussy!
01:45:33.000 Yeah, here's the Sandusky.
01:45:34.000 Here's the missing guy.
01:45:36.000 The Sandusky guy.
01:45:38.000 Yeah, he's a missing DA, the district attorney.
01:45:41.000 He went missing in 2005. They fucking probably iced this guy, man.
01:45:45.000 Yeah.
01:45:46.000 You know, when you're dealing with a case this big?
01:45:48.000 Apparently what happened was a grad student went into a shower, went back to retrieve something, and he heard noises in the shower that were like steady rhythmic slapping noises, went in and saw this guy fucking a 10-year-old boy in the ass in the shower.
01:46:06.000 And they also, investigators have...
01:46:10.000 Him on the phone with one of the boy's mothers, and the boy's mother asks him if he touched the boy in an inappropriate place, in an inappropriate manner.
01:46:22.000 And he goes, uh, maybe.
01:46:26.000 Maybe?
01:46:26.000 He said maybe.
01:46:27.000 Yeah, I was like, yeah, um, I don't know, uh, maybe.
01:46:31.000 Maybe I did.
01:46:32.000 Maybe you did.
01:46:34.000 When you're that crazy, you're that pedo, they were protecting a pedo, man.
01:46:40.000 That's all this is.
01:46:41.000 Yeah, because they don't want to ruin the football.
01:46:42.000 Yeah, they were straight up protecting a pedo.
01:46:45.000 There's no question about it.
01:46:46.000 There's no question about it, man.
01:46:49.000 There's no way you can hide that darkness, man.
01:46:52.000 That's as dark as it gets.
01:46:54.000 You're fucking little boys and they're little assholes.
01:46:57.000 You're gonna hide that?
01:46:58.000 10-year-old boys.
01:46:59.000 Not even a man, you know?
01:47:01.000 It's not like you're tricking men and you're banging poor straight men.
01:47:05.000 No, no, no.
01:47:06.000 You're banging little boys.
01:47:08.000 You're a piece of shit, man.
01:47:10.000 You're the worst kind of demon.
01:47:13.000 Yeah, how does...
01:47:14.000 How is it possible that that guy can just be interacting with everyone else and they're not going to know?
01:47:18.000 Then no one's going to weird out.
01:47:20.000 You're all going on the road together, and now there's Mr. Sandusky with his fucking 10-year-old buddy.
01:47:24.000 You'd be like, what are you doing with this 10-year-old boy?
01:47:27.000 Is this your son?
01:47:28.000 If that was your son, that's one thing.
01:47:29.000 Well, he's close to his kid.
01:47:30.000 He likes to take his kid with him when he goes to football games.
01:47:33.000 Little boy loves football.
01:47:34.000 Yeah, okay, that's great.
01:47:35.000 That's a great dad.
01:47:36.000 But if you're a guy who's just taking some 10-year-old around with you and he's always got new presents and shit...
01:47:42.000 How does everybody not look at that?
01:47:44.000 How does everybody not go, what the fuck is going on with this guy?
01:47:47.000 There has to be some weird interaction between them.
01:47:49.000 There has to be something that treats you.
01:47:51.000 There has to be.
01:47:52.000 When a boy's getting fucked by some old man, you don't just sneak that through.
01:47:58.000 What's that 10-year-old boy?
01:47:59.000 I don't know.
01:47:59.000 He's always near me.
01:48:00.000 Fucking weird kid.
01:48:01.000 No, but there's a, like, you know, in families, people have been molested.
01:48:05.000 It was like, they would pretend that it wasn't happening.
01:48:09.000 The family would kind of pretend it wasn't there, but they all know it's kind of there, but nobody wants to deal with it because it's so fucked up.
01:48:16.000 I know a girl who was molested by her uncle, and her family attacked her and her sister and her cousins, who were all molested by the same guy.
01:48:24.000 Her family all attacked them and said that they were all lying.
01:48:28.000 And they're like, whoa.
01:48:29.000 This guy molested them for years.
01:48:31.000 Yeah.
01:48:31.000 For years, and nobody would believe it.
01:48:33.000 That's it.
01:48:33.000 It's amazing.
01:48:34.000 What if the rest of the family all molested the uncle and that was like their little gimp and they're just trying to cover their gimp?
01:48:41.000 They're just evil 10 year old demons going after the uncles.
01:48:46.000 Have you read that book Lolita?
01:48:48.000 No.
01:48:49.000 It's really good.
01:48:50.000 I used to Google search Lolita a lot.
01:48:52.000 No, it's what gave birth to that term.
01:48:56.000 You know what's really bizarre, man?
01:48:58.000 The arbitrary age of 18 when one becomes legal.
01:49:02.000 Because there was a thread on the message board recently where some attractive young lass has just become 18. And there was a celebration.
01:49:09.000 So there's all these photos of this well-endowed little hooker.
01:49:13.000 I shouldn't call her hooker.
01:49:14.000 She's probably a nice girl.
01:49:15.000 Well-endowed little...
01:49:16.000 When I say hooker, I call my friends hookers.
01:49:18.000 Yeah.
01:49:18.000 I'll call Duncan a hooker.
01:49:19.000 I don't mean it in a bad way, just to clarify.
01:49:21.000 But this well-endowed nice young lady, and they're all talking about fucking the shit out of her.
01:49:25.000 And I'm like, man, that's dark.
01:49:26.000 She was just a little baby a couple of weeks ago.
01:49:29.000 A couple of weeks ago, she was 17. Now she's 18, and you guys all want to shove your rods inside of her.
01:49:35.000 That's dark, man.
01:49:36.000 Isn't it?
01:49:37.000 It's kind of dark.
01:49:38.000 There's something, but it's fucking totally legal.
01:49:42.000 One guy was like, I'd like to see her dirty cunt or something.
01:49:45.000 He was saying some really ruthless shit.
01:49:47.000 Dirty cunt?
01:49:47.000 Yeah.
01:49:48.000 I'll fuck the shit out of this dirty cunt.
01:49:50.000 Something along those lines.
01:49:51.000 And it made me laugh because it was ridiculous because it was so over the top.
01:49:55.000 But then I thought about it.
01:49:56.000 I'm like, it's kind of creepy that you can say this about an 18-year-old.
01:49:59.000 If you say that about a 16-year-old, you're a piece of shit, man.
01:50:03.000 What about states that are even younger, like 15 and stuff?
01:50:05.000 Like, oh, they're 14 before.
01:50:07.000 That's crazy.
01:50:08.000 Yeah, well, you know, I don't think it's uniform all across the country.
01:50:11.000 I think Nevada, where that fucking dude, that 51-year-old dude got...
01:50:15.000 Courtney Stodden?
01:50:16.000 Yeah, married that girl.
01:50:17.000 Sam Tripoli's neighbor, you mean.
01:50:18.000 Sam Tripoli's neighbor.
01:50:19.000 Shut up!
01:50:19.000 We didn't even talk about it on Sam Tripoli's show.
01:50:21.000 We forgot to talk about it.
01:50:21.000 Wait, he's neighbors with Courtney Stodden?
01:50:23.000 Yes!
01:50:24.000 Well, we'll talk about it on tonight's podcast.
01:50:26.000 Wow.
01:50:27.000 That's crazy.
01:50:28.000 Oh, beautiful.
01:50:29.000 Yeah, we're going to do another podcast tonight, folks.
01:50:31.000 This is how fucking wild we are.
01:50:33.000 We're doing a podcast with Duncan.
01:50:35.000 Where's Duncan?
01:50:35.000 I can't talk.
01:50:36.000 We're doing a podcast with Duncan.
01:50:37.000 And then when we're done with this, we've got a show tonight, a sold-out show at the Ice House in Pasadena, stage two, the intimate venue.
01:50:45.000 And so we're going to do that afterwards, and we're all going to come back here and do podcasts in between our sets.
01:50:50.000 So this fucking new room is...
01:50:53.000 This is awesome.
01:50:55.000 It's such a sweet setup.
01:50:56.000 It's at the Ice House.
01:50:58.000 So we're going to be doing a lot more podcasts from here.
01:51:01.000 But what were we just talking about?
01:51:02.000 We're talking about fucking Courtney Stott.
01:51:04.000 Oh, yeah.
01:51:05.000 She's Tripoli's neighbor, man.
01:51:06.000 We'll let Tripoli talk about it again tonight.
01:51:08.000 It's a teaser, ladies and gentlemen.
01:51:09.000 We're giving you a teaser.
01:51:11.000 But in the meantime, before Tripoli comes on...
01:51:14.000 Immediately follow Courtney Stodden on Twitter.
01:51:17.000 Then let Tripoli fill in the rest of the puzzle.
01:51:20.000 Her Twitter's ridiculous.
01:51:21.000 And she's 16 going on 40. She looks like a 38-year-old lady who's taking care of herself.
01:51:26.000 Did you see her on Dr. Drew?
01:51:27.000 Dr. Drew had her on there just to see it because everyone says her boobs are fake.
01:51:30.000 So they had this doctor come in there and they made this whole episode with trying to figure out if it's...
01:51:35.000 Boobs are real.
01:51:36.000 And the doctors had a hard time like, I can't see through this muscle.
01:51:40.000 It's ridiculous.
01:51:40.000 I don't know.
01:51:41.000 They really built it up even more.
01:51:43.000 But the whole time they're just feeling her tits.
01:51:44.000 That is so crazy.
01:51:46.000 They're feeling 16-year-old tits.
01:51:48.000 Seven Mexican guys.
01:51:49.000 Dude, it sucks.
01:51:51.000 We're such a repressed culture.
01:51:52.000 We're such a sexually repressed culture that this kind of shit is what we fixate on.
01:51:56.000 This is what we fixate on.
01:51:58.000 This is a real thing like, oh yes, bring her in.
01:52:00.000 Bring in the slut so we can test her breasts.
01:52:02.000 Well, it's not like they don't like each other.
01:52:04.000 They obviously enjoy each other's company.
01:52:06.000 They hang around together.
01:52:08.000 You're not supposed to be banging a 16-year-old dude.
01:52:10.000 No.
01:52:11.000 And check this out.
01:52:12.000 I guess the photographer of a lot of her photos, her sexy photos, like where she's with her boyfriend or her husband or whatever, are actually taken by her mom.
01:52:20.000 Oh, Jesus.
01:52:22.000 What the fuck, man?
01:52:24.000 Give her the scarlet letter!
01:52:25.000 Did you ever see there was like one of those 2020 type shows and it was all on this porn star whose parents support her work?
01:52:35.000 What was her name?
01:52:37.000 Yeah.
01:52:37.000 I'm trying to remember.
01:52:38.000 It's the one that the Bunny Ranch guy used to hang out with.
01:52:42.000 It's not Sonny, is it?
01:52:44.000 Sonny Leone.
01:52:46.000 Sonny Leone.
01:52:48.000 Sonny Leone?
01:52:50.000 Sonny Leone.
01:52:51.000 Is that it?
01:52:52.000 No, I don't think that is.
01:52:53.000 Isn't it her?
01:52:54.000 I think that's a different girl.
01:52:55.000 I think that's a different girl.
01:52:56.000 But don't you think it's really fucking weird?
01:52:57.000 That's a dark-haired girl, I think.
01:52:59.000 Don't you think it's really fucking weird?
01:53:00.000 And I think it's like...
01:53:02.000 Obviously completely fucked up to fuck people under 18. But in general, don't you think that outside of that, which I think is sociologically super fucked up and it clearly fucks people's lives up and people that do it should be thrown to alligators.
01:53:19.000 But in general, isn't it strange that for adults, sex, the terms used to describe sex, dirty, naughty, funny, It's like we attach to the act of bringing life into the universe or simulating bringing life into the universe.
01:53:37.000 We attach to that so many adjectives that are just like, it's disgusting, smut, filth.
01:53:44.000 That's what, when you look at porn, that's like the words they use to sell porn.
01:53:49.000 The dirtiest, smuttiest, filthiest whore is this side.
01:53:52.000 It's like...
01:53:53.000 It's so strange that...
01:53:55.000 Well, it's obviously because in order to have an industrial revolution, in order to have the society that we currently enjoy, people have to work.
01:54:04.000 And if people were just dirty fucking all day, they would complicate shit.
01:54:07.000 Nothing would ever get done.
01:54:08.000 We have an ethic, and one of the ethics is you keep your fucking sexuality to yourself all day long.
01:54:13.000 It's very weird.
01:54:14.000 Mr. Herman Cain with your fucking unwanted massages.
01:54:17.000 Yeah, it's so fucking strange, man.
01:54:20.000 It's what you were telling me about how you were in Germany and you watched a gangbang on regular TV. They didn't show penetration, but this dude was banging this chick from behind.
01:54:29.000 Her tits were flopping around.
01:54:31.000 There was other people behind him.
01:54:32.000 It was almost like some softcore sort of thing.
01:54:37.000 But what you said about Hartman at the strip club, to me, that's like...
01:54:43.000 How it should be.
01:54:44.000 It should be joyful.
01:54:45.000 It converts...
01:54:46.000 It's the fact that it's not is an indication of how backwards and repressed we are.
01:54:52.000 By the way, filthy, dirty things are awesome.
01:54:56.000 I'm not saying that that doesn't add to the excitement of it, but it seems like in our culture it's so fucking Scarlet Letter, Nathaniel Hawthorne-style humiliation of people who really aren't doing anything that bad.
01:55:12.000 compared to what other people in the world are doing.
01:55:15.000 Right.
01:55:16.000 You know?
01:55:16.000 Like, it's a lot worse for, you know, we've probably talked about this.
01:55:21.000 Well, I think it's because we have the instinct to fuck more than is necessary.
01:55:25.000 We have the instinct to fuck like we needed to fuck 10,000 years ago when half the babies were eaten by crocodiles.
01:55:32.000 We have this drive.
01:55:34.000 As long as the man is alive, as long as the man is breathing healthy and...
01:55:39.000 Feeling robust.
01:55:40.000 They want to fuck.
01:55:41.000 They want to shoot loads into people and create more people.
01:55:43.000 And it's just the desire to breed.
01:55:45.000 That's all it is.
01:55:46.000 The desire to breed manifests itself in a code that runs your body.
01:55:51.000 And as long as that code runs your body, people are going to want to fuck.
01:55:55.000 And if that's going to be the case, there's no way you're going to get anything done.
01:55:59.000 Because people are just going to be trying to fuck each other all day.
01:56:01.000 Because that's what they want to do.
01:56:02.000 So you have to figure out a way to suppress them and control them and to calm them down.
01:56:07.000 Pedo bear.
01:56:08.000 Pedo bear.
01:56:09.000 Seal of approval.
01:56:10.000 You know, to calm them down to the point where, you know, things get done.
01:56:14.000 So you have to tell them it's naughty, it's dirty, stop it!
01:56:17.000 Put it away!
01:56:18.000 Put it away!
01:56:19.000 You gotta shame them.
01:56:20.000 It's the only way.
01:56:20.000 They feel bad about pulling it out.
01:56:22.000 Oh, I don't want a fucker, but I can't.
01:56:24.000 Oh, you go in the bathroom and think about that girl you're working with.
01:56:28.000 Because you have this massive suppression during the day of your natural instincts and feelings.
01:56:33.000 You can't even express them.
01:56:34.000 Didn't McKenna talk about some primordial world where there were mushroom orgies?
01:56:38.000 It was like these people having mushrooms.
01:56:40.000 His utopian view of the past was that there was, at one point in time, society had engaged in almost daily mushroom use.
01:56:49.000 And that's what had elevated us from the lower hominids.
01:56:52.000 And that was...
01:56:53.000 The whole stoned ape theory.
01:56:54.000 He believes that psychedelic mushrooms and the eating of them was responsible for the doubling of the human brain size over a period of two million years.
01:57:02.000 Huge, huge mystery in the fossil record.
01:57:04.000 So he had a lot of really nutty theories like that, but they're very interesting to consider, but I don't know.
01:57:11.000 Have you ever been in an orgy?
01:57:12.000 No, no, never been in an orgy.
01:57:13.000 Have you ever been in an orgy, Brian?
01:57:15.000 Just two girls.
01:57:16.000 I've never been in an orgy.
01:57:19.000 Hello, Columbus, Ohio.
01:57:21.000 I know people who've been to orgies.
01:57:23.000 I was at a party that...
01:57:24.000 I know a girl worked at a place where they would have orgies.
01:57:27.000 She worked as a cocktail waitress at this place where they would go, people would go, and then they would just start fucking.
01:57:33.000 They would just meet up and go into rooms and fuck.
01:57:36.000 And everywhere she went, she's like, people were just fucking everywhere you went.
01:57:38.000 You got there, and they weren't pretty.
01:57:40.000 They weren't good-looking people, but they were just, all of them, like naked, half-naked.
01:57:45.000 Some were dressed.
01:57:45.000 Some didn't participate.
01:57:46.000 They just watched.
01:57:47.000 And there was like a club in L.A. People would go and just fuck.
01:57:51.000 Yeah, it was crazy.
01:57:52.000 She was like laughing at it.
01:57:53.000 She's like, it is the weirdest job.
01:57:55.000 She goes, after a couple hours, I got used to the fact that people were just all around me fucking all the time.
01:57:59.000 Nobody bothered me.
01:58:00.000 She's like, that's the one thing that happens, you know, when everyone else is fucking and someone wants to serve you drinks, you barely even concentrate on that person.
01:58:06.000 You're like, yeah, yeah, here's your money.
01:58:07.000 Thank you.
01:58:07.000 Bye.
01:58:08.000 I want to go fuck somebody who wants to fuck me.
01:58:10.000 So it was like much safer, actually, than working at a bar where you were looked at.
01:58:13.000 It's like, oh, look at this girl.
01:58:15.000 Come with my drink.
01:58:16.000 Yeah, baby.
01:58:17.000 What are you going after?
01:58:18.000 What are you doing later?
01:58:19.000 Won't you live with me?
01:58:20.000 You know, those guys didn't even look at her.
01:58:23.000 Because there's all these people that were fucking in front of them.
01:58:25.000 Everyone was sucking cock, and everyone, you could bang anybody.
01:58:28.000 You know?
01:58:29.000 So there's probably a few contrarians that, like, turn their gaze towards her.
01:58:32.000 Like, fuck all these people that are banging each other.
01:58:34.000 What about this girl?
01:58:35.000 How does she feel about this?
01:58:37.000 You're always going to have that one...
01:58:38.000 The one girl who doesn't want to fuck at the horgy is who you fall in love with.
01:58:42.000 Well, there's some dudes that are just broken.
01:58:44.000 There's some dudes that are broken.
01:58:45.000 They always go for the girl that's going to just be damaged goods and always going to need to be with the person who can't be with them.
01:58:52.000 Yeah, it's always the case.
01:58:54.000 We need the grand distraction.
01:58:56.000 The grand distraction of relationships.
01:58:58.000 You know?
01:58:59.000 Imagine when you were young.
01:59:01.000 Remember?
01:59:01.000 When you were young, rather.
01:59:02.000 Imagine if you felt like that now.
01:59:04.000 Like when you were young and you'd break up, you really would think like, God, this is the end.
01:59:07.000 I can never be happy in a relationship ever again.
01:59:10.000 You used to believe that.
01:59:12.000 Yeah, sure.
01:59:12.000 You know, when you're like 14. How many songs are about that?
01:59:14.000 There's countless songs that that's the main message is that it's over.
01:59:20.000 Are the songs like Begging for One More Night?
01:59:24.000 Yeah.
01:59:25.000 One more night.
01:59:27.000 Give me just one more night.
01:59:30.000 It's so sad.
01:59:31.000 It's so gross.
01:59:33.000 Fuck me one more time, please.
01:59:35.000 It's so beta.
01:59:35.000 Yeah.
01:59:36.000 It's so basic.
01:59:37.000 Don't you got a Rolodex, homie?
01:59:39.000 Don't you got other girls you can call?
01:59:41.000 This is some Planet of the Apes shit, son.
01:59:43.000 Let me just give you a little heads up.
01:59:44.000 You need to go to the gym and do some squats.
01:59:46.000 Eat some bison meat and get your shit together, son.
01:59:50.000 Bison meat.
01:59:51.000 Stop doing that, Brian.
01:59:53.000 Get some strong game in your system.
01:59:56.000 Something that's been murdered, that lived a free life.
01:59:58.000 A wild life.
02:00:00.000 And then you shoot it with a fucking bow and arrow.
02:00:02.000 And then you take that thing and cut it up and eat it.
02:00:04.000 That's what you need to do.
02:00:05.000 And squats.
02:00:06.000 And carry logs up hills.
02:00:07.000 That's what you need to do.
02:00:08.000 What you don't need to do?
02:00:10.000 Give me just one more night.
02:00:12.000 Yeah, that's what girls go wet for.
02:00:14.000 Begging.
02:00:16.000 Girls don't go wet for begging.
02:00:18.000 Just gotta keep them around.
02:00:19.000 Be nice to them.
02:00:20.000 Fuck the shit out of them.
02:00:21.000 The end.
02:00:22.000 If they leave, they leave.
02:00:23.000 You go, hey, you know, I did my best.
02:00:24.000 I was nice to you.
02:00:25.000 I fucked the shit out of you.
02:00:26.000 Obviously, you got issues.
02:00:27.000 What about this one?
02:00:28.000 Remember this one?
02:00:31.000 Met my old lover at the grocery store.
02:00:34.000 I don't even know what that is.
02:00:35.000 What the hell is that?
02:00:36.000 These songs are burnt into my mind.
02:00:38.000 Have you ever heard that?
02:00:38.000 No.
02:00:39.000 Can you imagine if that wasn't even a real song?
02:00:42.000 But it was like a song that occurs in his dream world.
02:00:44.000 Yeah.
02:00:45.000 It's Dan Fogelberg.
02:00:46.000 Oh, God.
02:00:47.000 These are divorce songs.
02:00:50.000 Dan Fogelberg.
02:00:51.000 There was a divorce boom.
02:00:53.000 And during this divorce boom, this specific genre of music came out.
02:00:57.000 And I know it very well, because that's what my mom would listen to.
02:01:00.000 She'd come and pick me up at the Y and I would sit in the backseat of her car as she listened to like turn around bright eyes That's a divorce song.
02:01:13.000 Oh, she would she would get you know It was very like dramatic and those songs are burnt into my mind and one of them was that Dan Fogelberg Oh Oh my god.
02:01:24.000 Here's my experience with Dan Fogelberg.
02:01:26.000 When I was growing up, I lived in San Francisco when I was about, from 7 to 11. And we had a next door neighbor, this cool guy named Barry.
02:01:34.000 And he was my stepdad's buddy.
02:01:37.000 And we would go over his place and listen to his records.
02:01:40.000 And they had some badass records.
02:01:42.000 This was San Francisco in the 70s, man.
02:01:43.000 He had the Monkees and all this shit.
02:01:45.000 I just loved the fact that you could put a headphone on and it pushed into the jack and you'd play a record and it was like, you know, it was in your head and I'd be singing along.
02:01:52.000 They'd have to tell me to shut up, stop singing.
02:01:54.000 You'd sing terrible.
02:01:56.000 But I remember thinking like, wow, you know, my parents listened to some cool ass fucking music.
02:02:03.000 You know, there's some cool music.
02:02:04.000 Like I listened to some Billy Joel.
02:02:06.000 You know, I remember listening to Captain Jack when I was like seven years old.
02:02:09.000 What a Great fucking song this is!
02:02:11.000 Goddamn!
02:02:12.000 And then we had a friend and I was over at his house and I asked him if I could listen to his music.
02:02:18.000 And he said, yeah.
02:02:19.000 And he had a Dan Fogelberg record.
02:02:21.000 And I put that shit on and I was like, why does this guy want to depress me like this?
02:02:27.000 Why is this guy singing this?
02:02:30.000 What is he saying?
02:02:31.000 You're making me cry, man.
02:02:33.000 I'm fucking seven years old.
02:02:34.000 You're bumming me out.
02:02:35.000 You know?
02:02:36.000 Or whoever I was when I listened to that.
02:02:38.000 But I was like, this is just nonsense music.
02:02:41.000 Oh, it is.
02:02:41.000 This poor guy.
02:02:42.000 Somebody needs to tell him.
02:02:44.000 But then, you know, the thing is, this is where people get confused.
02:02:48.000 That one guy, James Taylor, did it right.
02:02:52.000 Yeah.
02:02:53.000 And that's why everybody gets fucked up.
02:02:55.000 Because he had songs that were like super emotional and everything, but they had such a point of view that they were special.
02:03:04.000 There was something to the shit that he was singing.
02:03:07.000 So even though it seemed like it was kind of mushy, but in fact it wasn't.
02:03:12.000 What it was was just vulnerable and honest, and there's like a strength in that.
02:03:16.000 Yeah, totally.
02:03:17.000 You know?
02:03:18.000 And so these other motherfuckers with their beta music...
02:03:22.000 Whenever you hear in a song, make it through the night, that was something that still confuses me.
02:03:27.000 What does that mean?
02:03:28.000 We can make it through the night.
02:03:31.000 How do you not make it through the night from fucking?
02:03:33.000 You're not going to die fucking.
02:03:35.000 What's the worry when people sing making it through the night?
02:03:39.000 What is it?
02:03:40.000 Making out through the night.
02:03:41.000 No, it's always sad when they're singing it, like they're going to war or something.
02:03:48.000 They don't mean make it, they mean like going through trenches or like not having a nervous breakdown that night or something.
02:03:56.000 Or if they're fighting.
02:03:57.000 What it is is when you listen to certain songs and you hear people getting all emotional and you don't feel like it's valid.
02:04:06.000 It's like you're being too much of a pussy in this song.
02:04:08.000 Like you're being too much of a pussy with your expression.
02:04:11.000 I could go along with you here.
02:04:12.000 I could get caught up in the wave and go with you.
02:04:15.000 Sure.
02:04:15.000 But I don't feel like it's necessary.
02:04:17.000 I don't feel like it warrants it.
02:04:19.000 Then you listen to James Taylor and you hear like, Just yesterday morning, they made me know you were gone.
02:04:26.000 You know that song?
02:04:26.000 Yeah, of course.
02:04:27.000 That's a depressing fucking song.
02:04:30.000 I've seen fire and I've seen rain.
02:04:32.000 I've seen sunny days that I thought would never end.
02:04:34.000 Or Elliot Smith.
02:04:35.000 You listen to Elliot Smith, same thing.
02:04:39.000 He would not like Elliot Smith.
02:04:41.000 Rogan?
02:04:42.000 Rogan, I don't think, would like Elliot Smith at all.
02:04:44.000 Yeah, I listened to some of his stuff.
02:04:45.000 I wanted to kick him in the balls.
02:04:46.000 I fucking love him.
02:04:47.000 I was like, kid, you need to get out of the house.
02:04:49.000 Stop playing video games.
02:04:52.000 I don't know.
02:04:53.000 I only listened to one song because Duncan told me how great the guy was.
02:04:57.000 I love him.
02:04:58.000 There's a lot of shit that I love that I'm sure you don't love.
02:05:01.000 Elliot Smith.
02:05:03.000 Do you ever listen to Kiss alone in your car and sing along?
02:05:06.000 Nope.
02:05:07.000 Black Keys all the way.
02:05:08.000 I've been listening to a lot of Black Keys.
02:05:10.000 That's awesome.
02:05:10.000 They're great.
02:05:11.000 I went on a period for like four months, but that's all I listened to.
02:05:14.000 I would go in my car and I got the iPod thing in the car and I would just go right to Black Keys.
02:05:18.000 Yeah.
02:05:18.000 You know what I've been listening to lately?
02:05:20.000 What?
02:05:20.000 You'll make fun of me.
02:05:22.000 Spongle.
02:05:22.000 You ever listen to Spongle?
02:05:24.000 Somebody did a Spongle thing where they took their music and they combined it with me talking about DMT. That's cool.
02:05:31.000 Yeah, it's pretty dope.
02:05:32.000 His songs are trippy, man.
02:05:34.000 One of the songs I was just listening to today, he's good to listen to and write.
02:05:37.000 I like writing and listening to him.
02:05:38.000 One of the songs I was hearing today...
02:05:41.000 The lyrics are like, LSD, DMT. It's like, have you heard that song?
02:05:46.000 It's really weird.
02:05:47.000 I mean, I can't even sing it because you have to have like seven synthesizers and a UFO just to make whatever fucking noises are coming out of Spongle.
02:05:55.000 You have to have a UFO. Yeah, that's like rave music, right?
02:05:58.000 Is that what you would consider rave music?
02:05:59.000 It's kind of like ambient rave music or something.
02:06:02.000 But yeah, it doesn't have as much of a driving beat.
02:06:05.000 It's just more like super trippy.
02:06:08.000 The guy really did capture something and brought it back through music.
02:06:13.000 He's really good, man.
02:06:15.000 Yeah, it's really good.
02:06:16.000 I've listened to some of that stuff that's not so focused, not so tuned in.
02:06:21.000 It's really kind of gross.
02:06:23.000 It can't get gross.
02:06:23.000 It's like everything else, man.
02:06:24.000 It's like mushy songs.
02:06:26.000 It's like what we just talked about, James Taylor.
02:06:27.000 He's not mushy.
02:06:31.000 He's genuine.
02:06:32.000 People get really offended by non-genuine behavior.
02:06:37.000 There's some huge push to get Nickelback removed from...
02:06:43.000 What is it, a hockey game?
02:06:44.000 Is it hockey, the Nickelback thing?
02:06:46.000 I can't remember.
02:06:49.000 I think so.
02:06:49.000 It might be football.
02:06:50.000 I saw this thing on Reddit, and maybe I'm not remembering it right, but it said if you ever want to hide files on your computer, create a folder that says Nickelback.
02:07:02.000 Oh my god, that's hilarious.
02:07:04.000 I met that dude very briefly, the lead singer guy in a venue once where UFC was going to be there on Saturday and he was there on Friday.
02:07:12.000 He's a very nice guy.
02:07:13.000 As Lions Thanksgiving game protests for Nickelback.
02:07:16.000 They got some good songs, man.
02:07:17.000 I'm sorry.
02:07:18.000 They're slick.
02:07:19.000 They're overproduced, it seems like.
02:07:21.000 You know, almost people like them because they're too good a pop song.
02:07:24.000 You know, and sometimes they're like, you know, it's almost too cliche.
02:07:30.000 But they're good.
02:07:31.000 I Wanna Be a Rockstar song?
02:07:33.000 There's been a million of those.
02:07:35.000 The Cypress Hill version.
02:07:36.000 So you wanna be a rockstar?
02:07:39.000 That's the best one.
02:07:40.000 I don't even know that song.
02:07:42.000 I gotta admit, man, I've got very, very limited...
02:07:47.000 Yeah, I can't.
02:07:47.000 The Cypress Hill version is badass.
02:07:49.000 I like Cypress Hill.
02:07:50.000 That's a badass rock star song.
02:07:52.000 But the Nickelback one is not bad, man.
02:07:54.000 It's not a bad song.
02:07:56.000 You've never heard that song, I Wanna Be A Rock Style?
02:07:57.000 I hate Nickelback, I'm sorry.
02:07:59.000 Really?
02:07:59.000 Well, I don't hate Nickelback, okay?
02:08:01.000 I don't particularly look forward to listening to them, but they've got some good songs.
02:08:05.000 They're not that offensive.
02:08:07.000 It's like his voice or the style of their music, just like chalk.
02:08:10.000 It seems like people feel like it's not honest or something.
02:08:20.000 I think I've seen a Nickelback video and it was very affected and it was very hard to watch because it was sappy and super cheesy.
02:08:33.000 I don't have a strong opinion about them.
02:08:36.000 They also seem like, you know, there's certain bands, like remember when New Kids on the Block came out, and it was like kind of hip to not like New Kids on the Block?
02:08:44.000 Right, yes.
02:08:44.000 It's like they're kind of like that, where it's a mark of, it's like a fashion to not like them or something.
02:08:50.000 Yeah, they've got some good stripper songs.
02:08:52.000 I've never listened to that, I don't know.
02:08:53.000 I've only listened to that one video.
02:08:54.000 How could it be worse than some of Foreigner's songs?
02:08:58.000 I've been waiting for a girl like you.
02:08:59.000 I've been waiting for a girl like you.
02:09:02.000 I like that song.
02:09:03.000 It's a good song, but come on, man.
02:09:05.000 How are any Nickelback songs any less sappy than that?
02:09:08.000 I believe that guy.
02:09:11.000 I don't believe this Nickelback guy.
02:09:12.000 I think this guy is just like, oh, man.
02:09:14.000 He's insincere.
02:09:15.000 So you think it's just packaged, pre-produced?
02:09:18.000 Let's go get some Froyo later.
02:09:19.000 Thought out.
02:09:21.000 Too calculated, is that what it is?
02:09:24.000 I think radio killed Nickelback for me.
02:09:26.000 I blame radio for that.
02:09:28.000 It's interesting with this subject because we talked about a real band.
02:09:31.000 I mean, as real and scratchy as you can get, the Black Keys.
02:09:34.000 They're like scratchy.
02:09:36.000 They're almost like, even though it's an mp3, you can hear the record.
02:09:40.000 Those guys are like, that's a band, man.
02:09:43.000 There's a band playing instruments and singing, and these are some songs they wrote.
02:09:47.000 And this is the sounds they like.
02:09:49.000 And if you're drinking whiskey and playing pool, that's the fucking song you want to hear.
02:09:53.000 You want to hear that shit in the background.
02:09:55.000 That's real music, man.
02:09:57.000 And then...
02:09:59.000 You got, you know, other stuff like Nickelback.
02:10:03.000 That's like, this is sort of a different thing.
02:10:06.000 It's like they just got it honed down to like the slickly packaged sort of kind of cliche in its intent, but very well done.
02:10:16.000 Like you can't criticize any aspects of it.
02:10:18.000 It's very well done.
02:10:19.000 The voice is strong and the singing, the guitar is good.
02:10:22.000 But somehow or another, for some people, they get upset by it.
02:10:27.000 Well, some people, it's really weird, man.
02:10:29.000 Some people just, the rubber ain't touching the road when it comes to what they're making.
02:10:33.000 They're just, they're purely imitative.
02:10:36.000 Right.
02:10:36.000 Some people have like plugged into the fucking magma and they're vomiting out this thing.
02:10:42.000 They're like, they've become a channel to something and it's undeniable when you hear it.
02:10:46.000 Even if you don't like it, you can still tell.
02:10:48.000 This is definitely real.
02:10:50.000 Most of the time you can still tell.
02:10:51.000 This is real.
02:10:51.000 This is something super unique and special.
02:10:54.000 To me, it's funny when you see imitators.
02:10:57.000 It's funny because you can't fake it.
02:10:59.000 It's one thing you can't fucking fake.
02:11:01.000 It's like what Joey Diaz says.
02:11:02.000 I don't know if he still says it.
02:11:03.000 He says it all the time.
02:11:05.000 Holograms!
02:11:05.000 You ever heard him say that?
02:11:07.000 Holograms!
02:11:07.000 Yeah, he says that about people that are fake.
02:11:10.000 He's a fucking hologram.
02:11:11.000 Yeah, it's interesting.
02:11:13.000 Yeah, you can't really fake it.
02:11:16.000 But with some artists, they really plug into it.
02:11:19.000 Like, that fucking kid I was telling you about.
02:11:21.000 Yes, the 12-year-old kid.
02:11:23.000 Yeah, 9 or 12. I think he's not.
02:11:25.000 Well, I think he's 12 now.
02:11:27.000 Yeah, well, I think it's all going through the internet.
02:11:30.000 Apparently, there was a big piece on him from 2006, and now he's been studying in Europe this whole time.
02:11:37.000 But yeah, you told me about him, and then after you told me about him, it was all over Twitter, all over my message board.
02:11:43.000 There was a couple different threads about it.
02:11:45.000 It's a meme.
02:11:46.000 You know about this kid?
02:11:47.000 You saw this thing with this kid?
02:11:48.000 No.
02:11:49.000 He's a super genius kid.
02:11:50.000 He's a super genius musician.
02:11:52.000 He's like the greatest musician to come along in 200 years.
02:11:54.000 Oh, is that movie based off of him?
02:11:56.000 No, no, no.
02:11:57.000 This is a new kid.
02:11:58.000 A new kid.
02:11:59.000 Tell him what he does.
02:12:00.000 This is crazy.
02:12:02.000 One of this segment I saw, I'm sure if you YouTube this kid you can find it right away, but he's with his piano teacher and he takes the music and he flips it backwards and upside down and he can play it backwards.
02:12:15.000 He can play music backwards and upside down.
02:12:18.000 And she was like, I don't see how anyone can do this.
02:12:21.000 He's composed like five symphonies and they say that most people don't do that or do that in their lifetime.
02:12:27.000 Wrap your head around that.
02:12:28.000 Wrap your head around that kid.
02:12:29.000 What is that?
02:12:30.000 What is that?
02:12:31.000 Is it a mild form of autism?
02:12:33.000 It's from the Matrix.
02:12:34.000 That's not him, Brian.
02:12:39.000 How does he do that?
02:12:43.000 Look at the skill involved!
02:12:45.000 I don't understand.
02:12:47.000 We're looking at a little boy who's literally not looking at the keyboard.
02:12:51.000 It's amazing!
02:12:52.000 He has his back to the piano.
02:12:54.000 Listen to the music!
02:12:56.000 He's a prodigy.
02:12:57.000 What if we get so dumb that this is what is considered a super genius?
02:13:02.000 It's a super chimp.
02:13:03.000 Imagine if you had a chimp that could do that.
02:13:05.000 Not only can my chimp do this.
02:13:06.000 Joe, did you hear a chimp?
02:13:08.000 Why don't you find that video?
02:13:09.000 That's what I'm trying to do.
02:13:10.000 What would you think the title would be?
02:13:12.000 The problem is I can't remember his name.
02:13:13.000 So you'd have to look up like 12-year-old super genius musician.
02:13:20.000 Yeah, and he pretty much says what all super genius guys say is that it just comes to them.
02:13:26.000 He says he hears it.
02:13:27.000 Yeah.
02:13:27.000 He just hears it and he writes down what he hears.
02:13:30.000 That's what it is.
02:13:31.000 Wow.
02:13:32.000 How the fuck can he do it backwards?
02:13:33.000 That's amazing.
02:13:35.000 That's just showing off the little fuck.
02:13:38.000 Yeah.
02:13:38.000 You know the problem?
02:13:39.000 I don't think...
02:13:41.000 I don't know if this is him.
02:13:42.000 What is it?
02:13:43.000 That's not him.
02:13:44.000 That's actually...
02:13:44.000 No, that's not him, Brian.
02:13:47.000 Did you put butthole in the search?
02:13:49.000 Yeah.
02:13:51.000 Hey.
02:13:51.000 He puts butthole in a search.
02:13:52.000 Really?
02:13:53.000 I don't understand.
02:13:53.000 It seems like that'd waste time.
02:13:54.000 Yeah.
02:13:55.000 That's Brian.
02:13:57.000 All his Google searches, he adds butthole to it.
02:14:00.000 That's definitely not him, Brian.
02:14:03.000 Come on, man.
02:14:04.000 Find it.
02:14:06.000 Find it, Brian.
02:14:07.000 That was listed under an amazing 10-year-old piano prodigy.
02:14:11.000 12-year-old super genius musician.
02:14:15.000 It's not coming out.
02:14:16.000 Just composed...
02:14:17.000 How many...
02:14:18.000 What did he do?
02:14:19.000 Five symphonies?
02:14:20.000 Right.
02:14:21.000 12-year-old composed five symphonies.
02:14:23.000 Put that in Google and you'll find it.
02:14:24.000 Someone will tweet to us.
02:14:26.000 Yeah, they probably already have.
02:14:27.000 But if you just google 12-year-old composed five symphonies, for sure, you'll find that guy.
02:14:33.000 You got it?
02:14:34.000 Yeah.
02:14:34.000 See?
02:14:35.000 There he is.
02:14:36.000 That's him.
02:14:37.000 That's him.
02:14:37.000 Blue Jay.
02:14:37.000 ...renowned Juilliard School, who some say is the greatest talent to come along in 200 years.
02:14:44.000 Whoa.
02:14:44.000 He's written five golden symphonies.
02:14:45.000 200 years.
02:14:45.000 Imagine I'm saying that about you.
02:14:46.000 Listen to this.
02:14:47.000 No, I can't.
02:14:51.000 Twelve.
02:14:53.000 Oh, shit.
02:14:55.000 What happened?
02:14:56.000 Just the commercial?
02:14:58.000 There's a composer studying at New York's renowned Juilliard School who some say is the greatest talent to come along in two years.
02:15:11.000 Sam Zeman is a composer.
02:15:13.000 He teaches music theory to Jay at Juilliard in New York City where he's been teaching for 17 years.
02:15:20.000 This is an absolute fact.
02:15:22.000 This is objective.
02:15:23.000 This is not a subjective opinion.
02:15:25.000 Jay could be sitting right here And he could be composing right now.
02:15:29.000 He could finish a piano sonata before our very eyes in probably 25 minutes.
02:15:35.000 And it would be a great piece.
02:15:37.000 How's that possible?
02:15:39.000 Well, Jay told us he doesn't know where the music comes from, but it comes fully written, playing like an orchestra in his head.
02:15:48.000 As you hear it playing, can you change it as it goes along?
02:15:50.000 Can you say to yourself, oh, let's bring the oboes in here, or let's bring the string section here?
02:15:55.000 No, they seem to come in by themselves if they need to.
02:15:58.000 It's not something you're trying to do.
02:16:00.000 Yeah, because it's like the unconscious mind is giving orders at the speed of light.
02:16:04.000 You know, I mean, so I just hear it as if it were a smooth performance of a work already written, when it isn't.
02:16:14.000 It's involuntary.
02:16:16.000 I suppose so, yeah.
02:16:18.000 Like the beating of the heart.
02:16:19.000 You don't have to think about it.
02:16:24.000 It seems all the kids are downloading music these days.
02:16:27.000 It's just that Jay, with his composing program, is downloading it from his mind.
02:16:34.000 The program records his notes and plays them back.
02:16:40.000 That is, when the computer's up and running, Jay composes so rapidly that he often crashes the computer.
02:16:49.000 It is as if he's looking at a picture of the score.
02:16:52.000 It's a better computer.
02:16:52.000 Get him a better computer.
02:16:54.000 It's a prodigy.
02:16:56.000 Get him a MacBook.
02:16:56.000 Jay's parents are as surprised as anyone.
02:17:00.000 Neither is a professional musician.
02:17:02.000 His father, Robert, is a linguist, a scholar in Slavic language who lost his sight at the age of 36 to retinitis pigmentosa.
02:17:11.000 His mother, Orna, is an Israeli-born painter.
02:17:14.000 That's Michael, Jay's eight-year-old brother.
02:17:16.000 He's not a musical prodigy.
02:17:19.000 But Robert and Orno remember when they figured out that Jay was.
02:17:23.000 I think around, uh, two...
02:17:25.000 Is that one of the Penn State kids?
02:17:26.000 ...when he started writing...
02:17:27.000 Whoa, look at that!
02:17:28.000 ...and actually drawing instruments.
02:17:31.000 We knew that he was fascinated with it.
02:17:33.000 Started writing?
02:17:34.000 Yeah.
02:17:35.000 At the age of two?
02:17:36.000 Yes, I'm afraid so.
02:17:38.000 Look at that!
02:17:38.000 Did you see what he wrote at two?
02:17:40.000 That's crazy.
02:17:40.000 He managed to draw a cello and ask for a cello and wrote the word cello.
02:17:43.000 And I was surprised because neither of us have anything to do with string instruments.
02:17:49.000 And I didn't expect him to know what it was.
02:17:52.000 What a cello was?
02:17:54.000 Right.
02:17:54.000 You didn't have a cello in the house?
02:17:55.000 No, we had no cello in the house.
02:17:56.000 Had he seen a cello?
02:17:57.000 Nope.
02:17:58.000 But he knew he wanted one, so his mother brought him to a music store where he was shown a miniature cello.
02:18:05.000 And he just sat there, he put the cello, and he started playing on it.
02:18:09.000 And I was like, how do you know how to do this?
02:18:13.000 By age three, Jay was still drawing cellos, but he had turned them into notes on a scale he was beginning to compose.
02:18:20.000 Jay's parents watched the notes come faster and faster.
02:18:24.000 He was writing anytime, anywhere.
02:18:27.000 By elementary school, his teachers had no idea how to handle a boy whose hero wasn't Batman, but Beethoven.
02:18:35.000 He hears music in his head all the time.
02:18:38.000 Jay has been told his hearing is many times more sensitive than an average person's.
02:18:44.000 The sound of the city has to be shut out manually.
02:18:47.000 But Jay can't turn off the music in his head.
02:18:50.000 In fact, he told us he often hears more than one new composition at a time.
02:18:56.000 Multiple channels is what it's been termed.
02:19:01.000 Multiple channels.
02:19:02.000 That my brain is able to Control two or three different musics at the same time.
02:19:07.000 Whoa!
02:19:09.000 Along with the channel of everyday life and everything else.
02:19:14.000 Jay channeled this piece when he was eight.
02:19:19.000 By the age of ten, Jay was going to Juilliard, among the world's top conservatories of music, on a full scholarship.
02:19:32.000 If you consider imitation, an actual concrete object...
02:19:37.000 At age 11, he was studying music theory...
02:19:39.000 Imagine if that was your kid.
02:19:41.000 You're like, I'm a fucking idiot.
02:19:42.000 Jay also teaches high school courses at another school, which his parents say he'll complete when he's 14. Complete when he's 14. As written, okay?
02:19:51.000 Elizabeth Wolff is a well-known concert pianist who works with Jay on his piano technique.
02:19:57.000 One, two, four, one, two, one more.
02:20:00.000 Today, Jay brought one of his own works to practice.
02:20:03.000 Jay, you need this...
02:20:04.000 No choice, right?
02:20:07.000 Jay writes things that he can't even play.
02:20:10.000 Jesus fucking Christ!
02:20:11.000 His hands can't keep up.
02:20:18.000 Is it a cannon?
02:20:20.000 It's a fugue.
02:20:21.000 Jay wants to perfect his piano playing, although he says he doesn't need the piano or any instrument to compose.
02:20:30.000 When you first hear this tune start to rise in your head, what happens?
02:20:36.000 Well, at first I just listen to it, and then I start humming it, and then when walking, I like walking a lot when I'm inspired.
02:20:47.000 Because then I walk to the beat of the music.
02:20:54.000 This is so bizarre.
02:20:55.000 For example, if the beat is...
02:20:59.000 And I start walking.
02:21:05.000 And often I start conducting as well.
02:21:10.000 Imagine seeing that walking down the street.
02:21:14.000 Jay's not a usual 12-year-old, and he knows it.
02:21:18.000 What happens when Jay gets bored?
02:21:20.000 When he gets bored, he gets restless, and then he starts improvising.
02:21:23.000 Last week, he took the Beethoven sonata of the working right now and decided that everything would be kind of interesting upside down and backwards.
02:21:30.000 So he took the volume and literally did just that.
02:21:32.000 He can do it for you right now.
02:21:34.000 And I couldn't even follow, but he actually took the clefs and inverted them.
02:21:38.000 the trouble became bass, bass became trouble, and did it backwards.
02:21:54.000 Telling that composers might write five or six symphonies in a lifetime.
02:21:59.000 Jay's written five at the age of 12. Hi Jay.
02:22:03.000 Nice to meet you.
02:22:04.000 You too.
02:22:05.000 Welcome.
02:22:06.000 Here, Jay's explaining the storm to conductor Young Ho Pak at the rehearsal.
02:22:11.000 That's cool, man.
02:22:12.000 What a strange thing to be fucking awesome at.
02:22:15.000 Music that's kind of like outdated.
02:22:17.000 But he got lucky, man.
02:22:18.000 He got born into a great family.
02:22:20.000 What if you get that dude, they should co-opt him and get that dude to make some jamming pop tunes.
02:22:24.000 I was thinking.
02:22:24.000 Yeah.
02:22:25.000 Listen, dude, this is a dead fucking song.
02:22:27.000 Yeah.
02:22:28.000 Nobody listens to the cello anymore, bro.
02:22:29.000 I don't want to hear the cello.
02:22:30.000 Come on, man.
02:22:30.000 You want to make some money?
02:22:31.000 You want to be a rock star?
02:22:32.000 You want to live like Nickelback?
02:22:33.000 Yeah.
02:22:34.000 At least get him a MacBook Pro.
02:22:36.000 Yeah, the shit is crashing, man.
02:22:38.000 He's got that whack-ass old laptop.
02:22:40.000 He's still running on Mac OS 9. Yeah, that's a shit computer if it can't even run a composing program.
02:22:46.000 Yeah, what was that?
02:22:47.000 It's like pushing a button on the keyboard.
02:22:49.000 It's a goddamn genius.
02:22:50.000 Fess up.
02:22:51.000 Come up with the shekels.
02:22:52.000 But if that kid had been born in the wrong family, you know where he's drawing notes...
02:22:57.000 Quit drawing that shit.
02:22:58.000 What is that?
02:22:59.000 Gay language?
02:23:00.000 Get this fucking kid out of here.
02:23:02.000 What do you think is going on with that kid?
02:23:04.000 Do you think that's like an Asperger's, an autism thing?
02:23:07.000 Seems like it.
02:23:09.000 Reincarnation, I think.
02:23:10.000 Especially with those weird markings on his head.
02:23:11.000 He looks like he was shot right above the eyebrow.
02:23:15.000 Really?
02:23:15.000 Yeah.
02:23:16.000 Do you think that that happens when a baby's born and it's been reincarnated?
02:23:18.000 You see like the wounds that killed it?
02:23:20.000 People think that.
02:23:20.000 Do they really?
02:23:21.000 Yeah.
02:23:21.000 I have a mark right on the back of my neck like I was executed.
02:23:24.000 Whoa.
02:23:26.000 By those damn Germans.
02:23:28.000 Do you have any marks, Joe?
02:23:30.000 Mark of the Beast.
02:23:31.000 I know that, but do you have any reincarnation marks?
02:23:34.000 No.
02:23:34.000 It's not my asshole.
02:23:35.000 Duncan, I think we've got to end this because you've got to get out of here.
02:23:38.000 It fucking sucks.
02:23:39.000 I don't want to leave.
02:23:40.000 I've got to go, though.
02:23:41.000 Well, where have you got to go?
02:23:41.000 What are you doing that's more important than us?
02:23:44.000 I'm going to dinner with my girlfriend.
02:23:46.000 Oh, snap, son.
02:23:47.000 Out of the garden?
02:23:48.000 How dare you?
02:23:49.000 The one fucking day there was no Olive Garden reference, this cunt.
02:23:54.000 No, it's cheap.
02:23:56.000 Seriously, how many podcasts do you think you've said Olive Garden in?
02:24:00.000 I know you do.
02:24:02.000 I know they do.
02:24:03.000 But when you think about it, like over the year, two years, almost two years we've been doing this podcast, when did you start doing it?
02:24:10.000 I've always said Olive Garden in normal conversation for some reason.
02:24:14.000 Yeah, I know you have, but in the podcast, somewhere along the line, you made a point of saying it all the time.
02:24:19.000 I think it was just recent that I actually made it a point.
02:24:21.000 Before, anytime I wanted to use a generic restaurant name, I would say Olive Garden.
02:24:26.000 No one I know will keep a joke going longer than this fuck.
02:24:29.000 Great.
02:24:30.000 The bah face?
02:24:31.000 The bah face.
02:24:33.000 Brian and I went on the road for fucking years doing clubs, okay?
02:24:37.000 And Brian would make these cool videos of the clubs and everything.
02:24:40.000 And one of the things he would do is every time I took a picture with fans, every time, Brian would get in the background and go...
02:24:47.000 Yeah, I know.
02:24:48.000 I've seen him do it.
02:24:49.000 There's thousands of those pictures.
02:24:51.000 And my favorite is when I find it on like a website.
02:24:53.000 There's girls with corpses.
02:24:54.000 I don't know if you've ever seen that website.
02:24:55.000 But then you're just looking through it and it's like, oh look, Joe Rogan.
02:24:58.000 And you see me in the background making a face.
02:25:00.000 Yeah, dude.
02:25:00.000 I boffaced a picture of Eddie Bravo and David Lee Roth.
02:25:05.000 Eddie Bravo is taking a picture of David Lee Roth and I'm in the background.
02:25:09.000 Yeah.
02:25:10.000 That's the bah face.
02:25:11.000 It easily did that 10,000 times.
02:25:13.000 That's not an exaggeration.
02:25:15.000 It sounds ridiculous.
02:25:16.000 I see new ones all the time.
02:25:18.000 Yeah, they're out there.
02:25:19.000 The days of MySpace, they were easy to find.
02:25:22.000 Sometimes I saw them in people's avatars.
02:25:25.000 The guy that's making those cases, those hemp bags, on his website, he has...
02:25:33.000 Datsura?
02:25:34.000 Yeah, he has you on your website.
02:25:36.000 And you have the Bob Face?
02:25:37.000 Nice.
02:25:38.000 Those bags are cool.
02:25:38.000 Yeah, those hemp bags are great.
02:25:41.000 Datsura, what is the website?
02:25:43.000 Datsura, I don't know the website.
02:25:45.000 DSgear.com, I think, something like that.
02:25:47.000 Yeah, I think that's it.
02:25:48.000 But that is them on Twitter, right?
02:25:49.000 Twitter or DSgear.
02:25:50.000 It's all hemp bags, and he's a jiu-jitsu student.
02:25:54.000 Yeah, it's really cool.
02:25:55.000 Anyway, tonight is sold out.
02:25:58.000 Sorry.
02:25:59.000 Tomorrow night is sold out too.
02:26:00.000 The Ice House is sold out.
02:26:02.000 And next week, San Jose, that's sold out too.
02:26:05.000 Sorry, bitches.
02:26:06.000 Stop doing that.
02:26:07.000 Can I say a club I'm doing up there?
02:26:10.000 November 18th, I'm going to be at Club Verde with Neil Hamburger, Tim Heidecker, Mark Proch, and Natasha Leggero.
02:26:19.000 And that's in San Francisco.
02:26:20.000 That's in San Francisco.
02:26:21.000 What's it called again?
02:26:21.000 It's Club Verde.
02:26:22.000 You can go to verdeclub.net and get all the info.
02:26:26.000 It's going to be a good show.
02:26:27.000 Dude, that's a great show.
02:26:28.000 San Francisco's awesome.
02:26:29.000 One of the fucking best places.
02:26:31.000 Even though I'm going to be in San Jose next week, not San Francisco, still.
02:26:35.000 I'm psyched.
02:26:36.000 Northern California's awesome.
02:26:38.000 There's still more Asians there than any place else.
02:26:40.000 There is.
02:26:40.000 It's real weird.
02:26:41.000 San Francisco's real strange.
02:26:42.000 It's weird how many Asians there are.
02:26:44.000 We went to the San Francisco Museum once and they kind of explained it all.
02:26:47.000 Oh, really?
02:26:48.000 Yeah.
02:26:49.000 Yeah.
02:26:50.000 That's where Hello Kitty is bred.
02:26:53.000 No.
02:26:54.000 No, that's not where Hello Kitty is bred.
02:26:56.000 Jesus Christ.
02:26:57.000 He can't help it.
02:26:58.000 He can't help it.
02:26:58.000 Look at him.
02:26:59.000 How can you be mad at him and you're not mad at a dog?
02:27:02.000 I don't know.
02:27:07.000 So we will see you guys tonight at the Ice House.
02:27:10.000 We're going to come back.
02:27:10.000 We're going to do another podcast with everybody that's here tonight, including Joey Diaz.
02:27:15.000 Is Al coming on?
02:27:16.000 Al Magical?
02:27:16.000 Al might stop by, but Felicia Michaels, Joey Diaz, Christina Pazinski.
02:27:21.000 Yeah.
02:27:22.000 So it should be a lot of fun.
02:27:24.000 And we're set up for five microphones here?
02:27:27.000 Four or five?
02:27:28.000 Four.
02:27:28.000 And there's the Joey Diaz couch over there.
02:27:31.000 Yeah, where this place is set up.
02:27:33.000 This new studio is the fucking bomb diggity.
02:27:35.000 So we're going to do a lot of these here.
02:27:37.000 And that's it, my friends.
02:27:40.000 Thank you very much to The Fleshlight.
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02:27:58.000 It's 5-HTP and a bunch of other stuff, including L-tryptophan, which I believe converts to 5-HTP, which eventually converts to serotonin, and the idea is that it's like a time-release sort of effect.
02:28:10.000 I've been digging that, too.
02:28:12.000 I've been trying that.
02:28:13.000 I like 5-HTP. Something Neil Brennan told me about.
02:28:16.000 You ever try it?
02:28:17.000 Yeah, I did.
02:28:18.000 I took it once.
02:28:18.000 It makes you feel good.
02:28:19.000 Yeah, it's nice.
02:28:20.000 It makes you feel good.
02:28:21.000 I feel kind of nice.
02:28:22.000 Yeah.
02:28:22.000 It makes you feel like...
02:28:23.000 He said it actually makes him more creative.
02:28:25.000 Sam E. It's in the stuff called Sam E, right?
02:28:28.000 I think that's where I took it.
02:28:29.000 Anyway, whatever.
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02:28:39.000 And try that new mood shit as well.
02:28:41.000 And...
02:28:43.000 That is it, ladies and gentlemen.
02:28:44.000 We will be back next week.
02:28:46.000 We got a bunch of different crazy motherfuckers coming in next week.
02:28:52.000 No one's tied down yet, but there's some interesting ones, really interesting ones.
02:28:56.000 So, that's it.
02:28:57.000 And...
02:28:58.000 Joey Diaz and Eddie Bravo and I are talking about doing regular MMA podcasts.
02:29:03.000 And we might as well do them here because there's more room and Joey can scream and shout.
02:29:08.000 But the idea is people keep saying, like, why don't you guys talk about MMA? Why don't you talk about MMA? Because a lot of times it's just me talking, you know?
02:29:14.000 It's like, you know, if it's with you guys, I'm talking MMA with you guys.
02:29:17.000 I mean, Duncan, you saw the fights in England, but...
02:29:20.000 You know, I mean, how much do you want to talk about it?
02:29:22.000 Oh, that one guy kicked that one guy.
02:29:24.000 That was awesome.
02:29:24.000 I wouldn't mind talking about some of the musical choices people come in on.
02:29:28.000 Well, that's another podcast.
02:29:29.000 Yeah, there's a cool video of Chris Lieben coming out to that Mad Bad World song.
02:29:33.000 And the audience is singing along to it.
02:29:36.000 It's really cool, man.
02:29:37.000 And I didn't realize it was happening while I was doing the commentary because we're talking and the music's playing really loud.
02:29:42.000 We can't see it.
02:29:44.000 But this video is pretty dope.
02:29:46.000 It's like Chris Lieben's coming out, you know, and everyone's singing along to it.
02:29:56.000 And it's really kind of chilling.
02:29:58.000 It's really kind of catchy.
02:30:00.000 Anyway, thank you, everybody, for everything you do.
02:30:04.000 Thanks for being a part of this.
02:30:06.000 Without you guys, we wouldn't be doing this.
02:30:08.000 Thank you for all the cool Twitter messages, all the cool message board posts, everything.
02:30:13.000 As much as this serves you guys, it serves us as well.
02:30:17.000 This is the most fun shit we get to do.
02:30:19.000 And the fact that you guys all dig it makes it much, much better.
02:30:22.000 We appreciate the fuck out of it, and we're committed to keeping this podcast free.
02:30:26.000 So free to you, always.
02:30:28.000 Thank you very much for everybody, and we'll see you bitches soon.
02:30:31.000 Bye.
02:30:31.000 And we know you love you.
02:30:32.000 We love you.
02:30:32.000 We know we love you.