The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #1567 - Donnell Rawlings & Dave Chappelle

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00:00:11.000 Donnell.

00:00:13.000 What's going on, bro?

00:00:14.000 Good to see you, my friend.

00:00:15.000 Take me to the river, I wanna go.

00:00:19.000 I'll go.

00:00:22.000 Take me to your river, I wanna go.

00:00:25.000 I don't even know who sings that.

00:00:27.000 You don't know who sings that song?

00:00:28.000 No.

00:00:30.000 Leon Bridges.

00:00:31.000 Leon Bridges.

00:00:32.000 Yeah, he's like a folk country singer, black dude.

00:00:36.000 I think he's Louisiana, where he's from.

00:00:40.000 But about five years ago, he had a very popular song.

00:00:42.000 That was like a song that really charted well.

00:00:45.000 It was called The River.

00:00:47.000 That was that.

00:00:48.000 That was that song.

00:00:49.000 There he is.

00:00:50.000 And then what he does is- You where, Jamie?

00:00:52.000 You know what I do?

00:00:52.000 I've seen him before, yeah.

00:00:54.000 I don't know that I know the song.

00:00:54.000 But this song is like, he's had other songs, but for some reason this song resonated with a lot of people in the country, man.

00:01:02.000 It was like him reminiscing with going to a place that made him feel good in the river.

00:01:07.000 I hope when we go over to Spotify we can play it.

00:01:10.000 I go, take me to your river.

00:01:14.000 I wanna go.

00:01:17.000 I'll go.

00:01:20.000 That's pretty much it.

00:01:21.000 That's the one part everybody knows.

00:01:23.000 It's acceptable now for people to wear like neck scarves.

00:01:28.000 Are you being insulting?

00:01:29.000 No.

00:01:30.000 Not at all.

00:01:32.000 It's normal.

00:01:33.000 If you had wore that on any other time, I'd be like, what is on your neck?

00:01:36.000 And I would explain it to be a gaiter.

00:01:37.000 Right.

00:01:38.000 A gator.

00:01:39.000 I know what it is.

00:01:39.000 I know what a gator is.

00:01:40.000 I hunt.

00:01:40.000 This is what it is.

00:01:41.000 It's my gator.

00:01:42.000 You wear them when you're sneaking up on animals.

00:01:44.000 Or people.

00:01:45.000 Or people.

00:01:46.000 Well, that color, you can't sneak up on anybody. 0.95

00:01:48.000 Gay pride. 0.95

00:01:49.000 Gay pride. 0.50

00:01:50.000 Well, there's a lot of colors in that.

00:01:52.000 Yeah, I guess that's a rainbow.

00:01:53.000 Yeah.

00:01:53.000 Not a traditional rainbow.

00:01:54.000 This is a liberal gator.

00:01:56.000 Liberal gator?

00:01:57.000 Yep.

00:01:57.000 It's accepted by anything.

00:01:59.000 Gay people, black people, Hispanic people.

00:02:01.000 I'm sorry. 0.99

00:02:02.000 No worries.

00:02:03.000 My baby mother asking me about weed.

00:02:04.000 Jesus. 1.00

00:02:05.000 Fuck. 1.00

00:02:06.000 I thought you don't like me. 1.00

00:02:08.000 I thought you don't like me.

00:02:09.000 Why you keep blowing me up about weed?

00:02:11.000 You said you don't like me.

00:02:12.000 She likes your weed. 0.83

00:02:13.000 I mean, they like something, man.

00:02:15.000 What happened to your thumb?

00:02:17.000 I got shot.

00:02:19.000 Who shot you?

00:02:22.000 That's a question I haven't found an answer to.

00:02:25.000 Really? 1.00

00:02:26.000 This shit happened so quick, Joe. 1.00

00:02:28.000 I didn't really get a good look at the person that shot me. 1.00

00:02:34.000 Not too many people around have witnessed it.

00:02:36.000 But I have the wound to show that I got shot.

00:02:40.000 What was the situation?

00:02:42.000 My dog.

00:02:43.000 I got a new dog.

00:02:44.000 She's adorable.

00:02:46.000 Listen.

00:02:47.000 That's as adorable as a dog gets, ladies and gentlemen.

00:02:49.000 Look at that little cutie. 1.00

00:02:51.000 Can you see her on camera?

00:02:53.000 Yo, this is my emotional support dog.

00:02:55.000 That's Maggie? 1.00

00:02:56.000 Yeah, that's Maggie. 0.97

00:02:57.000 Maggie.

00:02:57.000 Come here, sweetie.

00:02:58.000 Come here, Maggie.

00:02:59.000 Come here, honey.

00:03:00.000 She doesn't know what coffee is.

00:03:02.000 She don't know what weed is, but she don't know what coffee is. 1.00

00:03:05.000 But I was protecting her.

00:03:07.000 Some people were trying.

00:03:08.000 Joe, you want to hear the story about how I got shot or what?

00:03:10.000 Yeah.

00:03:11.000 I was protecting her honor, right?

00:03:13.000 I was protecting her from a hell of bullets.

00:03:16.000 It was a gang.

00:03:17.000 It was a lot of people. 0.99

00:03:19.000 I don't remember all of that, but I got shot at my motherfucking thumb. 0.99

00:03:24.000 Where were you? 0.99

00:03:25.000 In the streets.

00:03:26.000 Oh, just regular?

00:03:27.000 Yeah, I was in the streets.

00:03:31.000 No, not just the streets.

00:03:33.000 I was just in the streets.

00:03:34.000 No town.

00:03:35.000 No, just the streets.

00:03:36.000 And that happens sometimes, Joe.

00:03:38.000 You put yourself hanging in the streets.

00:03:40.000 You put yourself in some unforgiving situations.

00:03:42.000 And that's what happened to me. 0.99

00:03:43.000 And that's how I got my motherfucking thumb shot the fuck off. 0.99

00:03:46.000 And that's the story I'm talking. 0.99

00:03:48.000 That's the story that I'm sticking to.

00:03:50.000 So you got caught in the crossfire.

00:03:52.000 A hail of bullets.

00:03:53.000 Jesus Christ.

00:03:54.000 45 shots rang out.

00:03:56.000 Really?

00:03:57.000 Legitimately?

00:04:02.000 And this is the only injury I sustained.

00:04:05.000 I'm very, very happy that that's the only injury you sustained.

00:04:07.000 You're not happy about it, Joe, because when I... I love you.

00:04:10.000 Come on.

00:04:10.000 I know you love me, but when I told you I got shot, you continued to question me about...

00:04:16.000 Well, Donnell, that's because you're Donnell.

00:04:18.000 Right, but you continue to...

00:04:19.000 I didn't question you like I didn't believe you.

00:04:21.000 You did, 100%.

00:04:22.000 But you said it so casually.

00:04:24.000 That's what you...

00:04:24.000 I said, do you want a drink?

00:04:25.000 You said, I can't.

00:04:26.000 I'm on antibiotics.

00:04:28.000 I said, what happened?

00:04:29.000 He went, I got shot!

00:04:31.000 Usually, any of my other friends who've been shot, if I said, hey man, what happened?

00:04:38.000 And they said, I got shot!

00:04:40.000 It wouldn't just end right there.

00:04:41.000 They would say, it's the craziest story ever, man.

00:04:44.000 I was on my way to the car, and I had my little dog.

00:04:48.000 I was protecting her.

00:04:49.000 And that's the story that I told, but the thing that you didn't believe me...

00:04:53.000 If someone said he got shot...

00:04:55.000 I didn't believe you.

00:04:55.000 You can't say I didn't believe you.

00:04:56.000 That's not true.

00:04:57.000 The look of your face is like...

00:04:59.000 Well, it's unusual the way you were describing it.

00:05:01.000 I got shot.

00:05:02.000 And then you wouldn't say anything more. 0.99

00:05:03.000 Black people don't... 1.00

00:05:05.000 What happened? 0.99

00:05:06.000 How'd you get shot?

00:05:07.000 Well, remember I had a disagreement with so-and-so?

00:05:09.000 Yeah.

00:05:09.000 Well, we finally had an opportunity.

00:05:11.000 Our paths crossed.

00:05:12.000 We finally had a situation where those energies came together.

00:05:15.000 We was like, how are we going to settle this, right?

00:05:18.000 It wasn't like that.

00:05:19.000 I understand.

00:05:20.000 It wasn't like that.

00:05:21.000 Okay, so you don't want to get specific about details.

00:05:24.000 No, I don't want to get specific.

00:05:26.000 I just want you to respect the fact that I got shot.

00:05:27.000 I believe that you got shot.

00:05:29.000 I do respect it.

00:05:30.000 I'm sad that you got shot, but I'm glad you're okay.

00:05:32.000 I'm better.

00:05:33.000 I'm good.

00:05:33.000 So, how is your thumb doing?

00:05:36.000 Is it going to be all right?

00:05:37.000 Yep.

00:05:38.000 It's going to be good.

00:05:40.000 You know, we got all the bullet fragments out of it.

00:05:43.000 You know, we avoided the surgery, so I'm going to be good.

00:05:45.000 Just got to get the range of motion back.

00:05:47.000 Oh, that's real good.

00:05:48.000 They didn't have to do any surgery in tendons or anything like that?

00:05:50.000 Nope.

00:05:51.000 I got lucky.

00:05:52.000 I have a friend who cut his finger on a window, man, and he never got his fingers back again.

00:05:56.000 His fingers are like this, curled.

00:05:58.000 I know. 1.00

00:05:58.000 Everybody knows a motherfucker like that, and we've all made fun of that motherfucker. 1.00

00:06:01.000 Mm. 1.00

00:06:02.000 We've made fun of the person that you know that don't have a thumb, but I'm telling you, doing this after me surviving this gunshot shit, just butting in my pants become a task that I took for granted. 1.00

00:06:14.000 The point I'm making is that you're lucky to have all of your limbs, all of your shit on your body. 0.99

00:06:20.000 Yep, it's true. 1.00

00:06:22.000 And you don't appreciate it till one of them motherfuckers gone. 1.00

00:06:23.000 Well, I think that's the case with everything, right? 0.99

00:06:26.000 Like, we didn't appreciate how good we had it before the lockdown, before COVID came around.

00:06:31.000 Nobody appreciated how good we really had it.

00:06:33.000 We was living in a moment.

00:06:34.000 We were also spoiled.

00:06:35.000 We were spoiled by how good everything was. 0.99

00:06:38.000 But we didn't think it was spoiled because that was what was going on until shit shifted. 0.99

00:06:44.000 And then same thing, like, you lose your thumb. 1.00

00:06:46.000 You're like, oh, shit. 0.99

00:06:47.000 You know, I really do appreciate doing those three spots that night. 0.99

00:06:52.000 You know what I mean?

00:06:53.000 I appreciate the fact that I could just walk with my family anywhere and I wouldn't be judged.

00:06:58.000 I wouldn't be discriminated against or whatever.

00:07:00.000 It'd just be like, there goes Joe and his family, not just like, do you have a mask or not?

00:07:05.000 But I do believe that it took a pandemic for people to really realize what the most important things in life are.

00:07:15.000 I think so for sure.

00:07:16.000 I think at the beginning people were nicer because they were scared and they were like, it was almost like post 9-11 feeling.

00:07:22.000 Like we're all in this together.

00:07:23.000 That didn't last very long.

00:07:25.000 It was unrealistic to think that everybody's gonna be that way.

00:07:28.000 People don't get frustrated. 0.96

00:07:29.000 Once also resources started getting low and people started realizing that they're not gonna be able to work for a long fucking time. 0.94

00:07:35.000 Did you see the governor got busted? 0.89

00:07:37.000 Did you see the photos?

00:07:38.000 Which governor?

00:07:38.000 Governor of California.

00:07:40.000 He got busted for what?

00:07:41.000 Got busted going to a restaurant with 12 people.

00:07:43.000 No social distancing.

00:07:44.000 No masks. 1.00

00:07:45.000 All the shit that he's been preaching for, he didn't do. 0.99

00:07:47.000 They were saying that he was outdoors. 1.00

00:07:50.000 His people said it was outdoors.

00:07:51.000 But now they have photos of it.

00:07:53.000 100% indoors.

00:07:54.000 They're all indoors.

00:07:55.000 Talking, sitting.

00:07:56.000 The unrealistic part about that, you know people gotta...

00:07:59.000 Push their platform. 1.00

00:08:00.000 This mad shit has been crazy. 0.99

00:08:02.000 But me, I know it shouldn't be like this, and I know it's like, but what does it represent? 1.00

00:08:08.000 When I see motherfuckers Like that, in a situation that no mask, not social distancing, I just assume that they've all been tested and they've all been in a bubble situation. 0.98

00:08:19.000 Well, that's because you've been in a bunch of bubble situations. 0.99

00:08:22.000 Like when Dave did the shows down in Yellow Springs.

00:08:25.000 Like you, you bubbled me first.

00:08:26.000 I bubble you here.

00:08:27.000 You're the first person.

00:08:28.000 You're the first person.

00:08:29.000 You didn't rape my nose. 0.98

00:08:30.000 You rape my finger. 0.97

00:08:32.000 I didn't do it. 1.00

00:08:33.000 Yes, you did.

00:08:33.000 You hired a nurse.

00:08:34.000 You made somebody do it. 1.00

00:08:37.000 You can call it whatever the fuck you want to do, but she worked for you. 0.99

00:08:40.000 That's true. 0.99

00:08:40.000 And you forced that, that she had to do it. 0.99

00:08:43.000 Well, I just suggested it'd probably be a good idea for everybody.

00:08:45.000 Yeah, but it was good for everybody, and you knew that, so we know that's a bubble world. 0.99

00:08:50.000 But it's not surprising that you see the governor in a situation like that, because I'm pretty sure, it doesn't send out the right message, but I'm pretty sure that the motherfuckers was tested. 0.98

00:08:59.000 Well, that's what he should have said. 0.98

00:09:01.000 They can't say that because they're a politician, and everybody would go, wait a minute, if I just test people, can I go to work?

00:09:06.000 Like what Dave's doing with all his shows.

00:09:08.000 Test people in the audience and you can have a full audience.

00:09:10.000 You know you have a bunch of people that are healthy.

00:09:15.000 You're taking the measures to create that safety.

00:09:18.000 It's a bubble.

00:09:19.000 Here's the thing that a lot of people understand is that Like, you could literally create your own bubble.

00:09:25.000 Yes.

00:09:25.000 Like, I know people, like, well, in certain states, you have to meet a certain requirement to be tested.

00:09:31.000 You can't be tested unless you start showing symptoms.

00:09:34.000 But you could create your bubble.

00:09:36.000 There's testing almost everywhere.

00:09:38.000 There's an opportunity for people to get tested.

00:09:40.000 It's a little harder than that for most people because...

00:09:43.000 But most people mean state for state.

00:09:45.000 Most people, in terms of, like, just people's, just your access to it.

00:09:49.000 It's not that common where you can go to a place and get a quick test yet.

00:09:53.000 Okay, so then what's the difference?

00:09:54.000 And I may be wrong.

00:09:55.000 This may be my ignorance.

00:09:57.000 Like, California, like, I know the situation, like, at Dodger Stadium.

00:10:01.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:10:02.000 Like, for the most part, anybody with, I guess, a California idea, whatever, they can get tested.

00:10:07.000 You know, but hold on.

00:10:07.000 You know that takes hours.

00:10:09.000 You know, those people have to wait in line for hours.

00:10:11.000 There was a line.

00:10:12.000 To get it done.

00:10:13.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:10:14.000 But what does that matter?

00:10:15.000 If you have a job, man.

00:10:17.000 If you have a job and you're supposed to be at work at 9 a.m.

00:10:20.000 and you get to the COVID thing at 7.30 and they tell you it's a two and a half hour line, that's what it is.

00:10:24.000 That's the reality.

00:10:25.000 And most of those aren't giving you the results immediately.

00:10:28.000 Not immediately, but enough where you could...

00:10:30.000 If you got those results in 18 hours...

00:10:33.000 Say you were going to plan a family function or something. 0.99

00:10:35.000 You don't do shit for 18 hours. 0.98

00:10:36.000 What I'm saying is when the bubble, the idea of the bubble first started, it started with the NBA. You kind of contributed to that. 0.99

00:10:42.000 Dave did it.

00:10:43.000 Well, UFC did it first.

00:10:44.000 We did it and UFC did it first.

00:10:46.000 But they always thought like, oh my god!

00:10:49.000 You don't have to be a millionaire to create a safe bubble for you and your family, your friends, right?

00:10:54.000 No, you can do it now easier than ever before.

00:10:57.000 But the problem with the governor saying it is other people will let us make a bubble and go to work because that's what they should do.

00:11:03.000 What they could do is what we're doing here.

00:11:05.000 We're just lucky that podcasting is an essential business.

00:11:08.000 I think she's trying to jump down. 0.99

00:11:10.000 She's not trying to kill herself.

00:11:11.000 No, I mean, she's just looking over the edge.

00:11:14.000 No, she's my emotional dog.

00:11:15.000 I understand.

00:11:17.000 If anybody's gonna jump, it's gonna be me.

00:11:19.000 I'm in tune with her.

00:11:21.000 Okay.

00:11:21.000 She's the most adorable little dog I've ever seen.

00:11:23.000 I've never seen a little dog as a puppy.

00:11:25.000 Maggie Rivers, she's five months old.

00:11:27.000 She knows her biological dad, and I'm her new dad. 1.00

00:11:32.000 It was important for her to know her biological dad because I didn't want her to come from a place with mental issues and shit. 1.00

00:11:39.000 I understand. 1.00

00:11:39.000 She's in two with her mother. 1.00

00:11:40.000 She knows her two brothers and sisters.

00:11:42.000 They have play dates.

00:11:42.000 She's a little cutie.

00:11:43.000 But she knows she's my little bitch right now. 1.00

00:11:45.000 What kind of dog is she? 1.00

00:11:46.000 A Chihuahua Pitbull. 0.99

00:11:48.000 No.

00:11:50.000 She's part of Pitbull? 0.74

00:11:51.000 That dog don't look like he's part of Pitbull. 1.00

00:11:54.000 What kind of pitbull fucked a chihuahua? 1.00

00:11:56.000 A toy pitbull. 1.00

00:11:57.000 Oh, really?

00:11:59.000 She's toy chihuahua. 1.00

00:12:00.000 Those toy pitbulls are cute little dogs. 0.95

00:12:02.000 Yeah, she's ferocious. 1.00

00:12:03.000 Don't let that fucking sad eyes fool you. 1.00

00:12:05.000 Have you ever seen a toy pitbull, Jamie? 1.00

00:12:07.000 I don't think so.

00:12:08.000 They're really tiny.

00:12:09.000 We know real pitbulls, like the fighting pitbulls, they were like 30 pounds. 1.00

00:12:12.000 They weren't big dogs.

00:12:13.000 The ones that they bred for fighting.

00:12:15.000 The smaller ones are the little demons.

00:12:18.000 I don't even know if I can remember ever seeing a small pitbull.

00:12:21.000 Yeah.

00:12:22.000 Brian Callen used to have a small pit bull.

00:12:25.000 It was a tiny one and it was ferocious.

00:12:27.000 That's where he gets his personality from.

00:12:28.000 It's not him.

00:12:29.000 No, he bought it.

00:12:30.000 It's animals.

00:12:30.000 We went to a guy who raised them for fighting.

00:12:33.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:12:34.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:12:35.000 We were like in our 20s.

00:12:36.000 Those are mostly puppies, but...

00:12:38.000 Oh my god, look how tiny. 1.00

00:12:40.000 Damn, that little motherfucker looked tough as shit. 1.00

00:12:42.000 The black one. 1.00

00:12:43.000 The Black Lives Matter one, son. 0.90

00:12:45.000 Look at his face. 1.00

00:12:46.000 Oh my god, that's ridiculous. 1.00

00:12:48.000 That dog's ridiculous. 1.00

00:12:49.000 See, that's the thing that they do. 0.99

00:12:50.000 They take these dogs. 1.00

00:12:52.000 But they break their legs and shit like that, right? 1.00

00:12:54.000 Well, no. 0.99

00:12:55.000 They just breed them.

00:12:56.000 They do what's called, they select, right?

00:13:01.000 So like a dog with shorter legs, they'll breed with another dog with shorter legs, and they'll try to select for certain traits.

00:13:07.000 Like I used to have a dog that was from Hawaii, and they used him for hog hunting.

00:13:13.000 That's what they use his family for.

00:13:14.000 So he had long ears.

00:13:15.000 It was a dog specific?

00:13:18.000 To Hawaii?

00:13:19.000 Yes.

00:13:19.000 Yeah?

00:13:19.000 Yeah.

00:13:20.000 They breed a lot of pit bulls in Hawaii for hog hunting.

00:13:22.000 And what are their jobs?

00:13:23.000 Because most dogs, do they go get birds? 0.99

00:13:25.000 What the fuck does it do? 0.99

00:13:25.000 Hog hunting. 0.99

00:13:26.000 Okay.

00:13:27.000 See, what they do is, in the real thick brush, you can't really get to the hogs.

00:13:31.000 Like, it's hard to shoot them even with a gun.

00:13:33.000 Like, you're shooting through hundreds of yards of brush, but the dogs can go in there and get them, and they'll hold them. 0.96

00:13:38.000 They'll hold the pig.

00:13:40.000 So there's a style of pig hunting.

00:13:41.000 That makes the hunting easy, though, right?

00:13:44.000 It does, except for the dog.

00:13:46.000 It's not like the same kind of hunting, because you're relying 100% on the dogs.

00:13:51.000 Usually there's two groups of dogs, depending on what animal you do.

00:13:53.000 Like if they hunt mountain lions, they'll use a certain kind of dog that'll obey the dog, that'll obey the mountain lion.

00:14:00.000 But if they hunt pigs, a lot of times they'll use an animal that lets you know where the pig is, and then they release other animals that hold the pig.

00:14:07.000 So those are the pit bulls. 0.99

00:14:09.000 And then you shoot them. 1.00

00:14:10.000 Well, they usually stab them. 1.00

00:14:13.000 Hand, like, up? 1.00

00:14:14.000 Yeah, it's kind of fucked. 0.99

00:14:15.000 Oh, so that experience is all about the dog? 1.00

00:14:18.000 It's the dog is the one who did it and you just finished the job. 1.00

00:14:22.000 Damn. 1.00

00:14:23.000 It's crazy, too. 1.00

00:14:24.000 There's, excuse me, there's videos of it, of the way they do it, and it's like, woof.

00:14:28.000 And I've been asked to go on one of those hunts.

00:14:31.000 I'm like, I am not interested in doing that.

00:14:32.000 I get it.

00:14:33.000 What happens when the dog gets old?

00:14:35.000 Do they like?

00:14:35.000 To get new dogs.

00:14:36.000 But this is a thing that people are doing for two reasons.

00:14:40.000 One, for food, right?

00:14:41.000 Because this is the best way that they can get food.

00:14:44.000 Like you can trap this animal and then that's how you're going to get the animal. 0.99

00:14:48.000 If you just rely on just hunting with like a rifle or a bow and arrow and real thick shit with wild pigs, you're probably going to go hungry. 0.99

00:14:56.000 So there's that. 0.99

00:14:57.000 And then the other thing is, these are invasive animals.

00:15:00.000 Like, they were brought over to Hawaii.

00:15:02.000 And they're wild and they have no predators. 0.99

00:15:04.000 So they have to kill them. 0.98

00:15:04.000 They have to control their population. 0.98

00:15:05.000 So did they bring them over here to kill a species or something?

00:15:08.000 Like, I know that...

00:15:09.000 No, no, they brought them over for food.

00:15:10.000 Oh, okay. 1.00

00:15:11.000 Like, Captain Cook and those dudes used to do that shit. 1.00

00:15:14.000 They used to release goats on islands. 0.99

00:15:15.000 I don't know Captain Cook.

00:15:16.000 I know Captain Crunch.

00:15:17.000 I know Captain Crunch as well.

00:15:18.000 Yeah, I don't know Captain Crunch.

00:15:19.000 Delicious stuff.

00:15:21.000 Captain Hook was an old pirate, right?

00:15:24.000 Wasn't he?

00:15:25.000 Cook.

00:15:26.000 Did it say Hook?

00:15:26.000 Hook was a pirate too.

00:15:28.000 He was a Disney pirate.

00:15:30.000 Captain Cook, he used to go to islands and they would drop off animals.

00:15:36.000 So that the next time they came around, they'd have something to eat.

00:15:39.000 That's smart.

00:15:40.000 Yeah, so they'd leave goats on an island.

00:15:41.000 I think that's how the goats got on Galapagos.

00:15:44.000 I think that's how they got on a lot of islands.

00:15:46.000 These pirates or sailors would drop these animals off.

00:15:49.000 But meanwhile, these animals would destroy ecosystems. 0.79

00:15:52.000 Yeah, but you had some fresh goat when you came back. 0.59

00:15:54.000 Yeah, some fresh goat. 1.00

00:15:55.000 Yeah, fuck the rivers and shit. 1.00

00:15:56.000 They had a lot of turtles, too. 1.00

00:15:57.000 They killed off a lot of sea turtles, because they would take sea turtles, and they would flip them over and put them on their back, and they'd be good for weeks.

00:16:03.000 And they would eat them?

00:16:04.000 Yep, they would eat them, because they don't need anything.

00:16:08.000 They can survive just on their back for weeks and weeks and weeks, and you don't have to worry about refrigeration.

00:16:14.000 Yeah, but you can't tell somebody you're hunting turtles.

00:16:18.000 You're not trying to do it for sport. 1.00

00:16:20.000 They slow as a motherfucker. 1.00

00:16:21.000 If you're like, I fucking stalked this fucking turtle for three days. 1.00

00:16:27.000 I think they'd probably get them on the beach, but if you got them in the water, they'd be quick. 1.00

00:16:32.000 Sea turtles? 1.00

00:16:33.000 When I was growing up, we'd catch a motherfucking turtle on the road, and it was always one country motherfucker. 0.99

00:16:38.000 He usually was a mechanic in the neighborhood, and he had oil up under his hand. 1.00

00:16:43.000 He always helped people's baby mothers with fucking changing their brake pads and shit. 1.00

00:16:48.000 Just one of those grimy, dirty motherfuckers that eat any type of roadkill. 1.00

00:16:53.000 And whenever we saw fucking a dead turtle or something, we knew that nigga was gonna be yelling out, turtle soup! 1.00

00:16:59.000 Yeah, people like turtle soup. 0.99

00:17:01.000 Yeah, I'm not a big fan of it, but...

00:17:03.000 I've never had it.

00:17:04.000 Yeah.

00:17:04.000 It seems like it would probably be an alligator, meaty type of family.

00:17:08.000 Alligator tastes good.

00:17:09.000 It is.

00:17:10.000 Yeah.

00:17:10.000 Everything tastes good when it tastes like chicken.

00:17:12.000 That's the reference for anything it tastes like chicken.

00:17:15.000 Yeah.

00:17:15.000 I have frog legs recently.

00:17:17.000 They were good. 0.85

00:17:20.000 I've had frog legs before, but trying to convince a black person to eat frog legs is a tough sell. 1.00

00:17:27.000 To get a black person to order frog legs off of a menu is like getting them to say, I want my steak rare. 1.00

00:17:40.000 It's always got to be well done. 0.85

00:17:41.000 You eat well done?

00:17:42.000 No, that's what I'm saying.

00:17:43.000 I don't.

00:17:44.000 But how do you eat your steak?

00:17:46.000 Medium.

00:17:47.000 Medium?

00:17:48.000 Yep.

00:17:49.000 Not medium rare?

00:17:52.000 There's a lot of black people that watch this show.

00:17:57.000 They're going to be like, I'm going to tell you when he changed. 0.86

00:17:59.000 When they start talking about blood.

00:18:01.000 Medium rare.

00:18:02.000 Yeah, when they started talking about blood, that's when he lost the streets. 1.00

00:18:06.000 Shit. 1.00

00:18:07.000 I could do medium, medium rare. 1.00

00:18:10.000 I can't do it.

00:18:11.000 I understand.

00:18:12.000 I've had it like that, but my preference would be medium.

00:18:14.000 Yeah.

00:18:14.000 But the average circle that I grew up around...

00:18:17.000 My jiu-jitsu instructor eats it well done.

00:18:19.000 And when he orders it, I cringe like, John Jock Machado.

00:18:23.000 Well done.

00:18:24.000 I go, oof.

00:18:25.000 Do you know what that feeling is?

00:18:27.000 Imagine a chef that gets the order and says...

00:18:30.000 Two well-done steaks at Table 49. They're calling them every fucking racial thing that they can think of. 0.99

00:18:37.000 That's the quickest way to fucking make somebody order a fucking well-done steak. 1.00

00:18:42.000 Chefs did not enjoy it. 1.00

00:18:43.000 Not at all.

00:18:44.000 They did not like cooking it like that.

00:18:45.000 That's a weird thing, like a preference thing.

00:18:47.000 If you ask people's preference, it's not like you just cook it.

00:18:51.000 If you order chicken, they just cook your chicken.

00:18:53.000 They don't ask you what temperature you'd like your chicken breast.

00:18:55.000 But they know.

00:18:56.000 They just cook it.

00:18:57.000 Right.

00:18:58.000 But even pork chops, same thing, right?

00:19:01.000 They don't ask you.

00:19:02.000 But with steak, they'll give you options. 0.98

00:19:04.000 Why the fuck are you giving me an option if I can't have well done? 0.99

00:19:08.000 You should just have it your way, but it's just insulting. 0.99

00:19:11.000 It is.

00:19:12.000 It's insulting.

00:19:12.000 They give the opportunity to insult.

00:19:15.000 Because they do have that as an option.

00:19:17.000 Have you ever been a certain way, like, judge somebody by the way they order their steak?

00:19:23.000 Yeah, I do, honestly.

00:19:25.000 But again, John Jock Machado, like I said, I have nothing but respect for him.

00:19:29.000 It makes me sad that he likes well-done meat.

00:19:32.000 I know this is going to be bad.

00:19:34.000 People are like, what type of brother am I? But I took my sister out to eat once.

00:19:37.000 She ordered a steak, and she ordered it well-done.

00:19:40.000 I said, I think you should order something else.

00:19:42.000 I said, I'm not paying for a leather belt.

00:19:45.000 Wow. 1.00

00:19:45.000 And I didn't even have to eat the shit. 1.00

00:19:47.000 I wasn't going to do it. 1.00

00:19:48.000 I just felt fucked up. 1.00

00:19:49.000 You felt judgy. 1.00

00:19:51.000 I didn't feel it.

00:19:52.000 I was judgy.

00:19:53.000 A little judgy.

00:19:53.000 Yep.

00:19:54.000 I was like, let that fucking hood shit go. 1.00

00:19:56.000 But isn't that the only food that we have that with? 1.00

00:19:58.000 Like, cheeseburgers, nobody gives a fuck. 0.93

00:20:00.000 If somebody says, how do you want your cheeseburger? 0.99

00:20:02.000 Well, in the black community, when you say cheeseburger, for the most part, that's going to be well done. 0.97

00:20:08.000 Black people don't want to see the pink in it. 1.00

00:20:11.000 They'll tell you. 0.99

00:20:13.000 All the pink out.

00:20:35.000 There's no room for bacteria.

00:20:37.000 Anything that could have grown on the outside is dead.

00:20:39.000 And the inside you don't have to worry about unless it's rotten. 1.00

00:20:42.000 That's why black people get their fucking hamburgers well done, Joe. 1.00

00:20:45.000 Well, that's wise. 1.00

00:20:46.000 We didn't know it, but that's just what it was for a hamburger.

00:20:49.000 You don't want to get food poisoning.

00:20:51.000 Right.

00:20:51.000 Yeah, hamburgers, unless you are right there when they grind it or you go to a top shelf restaurant where they literally, they'll take a piece of chuck roast or even filet mignon.

00:21:01.000 Like some of them do it with like a lean cut.

00:21:03.000 If you get a burger that's ground out of filet mignon, you're in the right neighborhood.

00:21:06.000 You're in the right neighborhood.

00:21:07.000 They usually add fat to it, believe it or not.

00:21:09.000 To make it juicier.

00:21:10.000 Yeah, to make it juicier. 0.91

00:21:11.000 What is it with white people with blood, though? 0.90

00:21:13.000 I don't know. 0.96

00:21:14.000 I mean, like, like, I know this, but white people get a kick out of, like, the rarest they can order a steak. 0.56

00:21:21.000 Like, the blood part of it, like, yeah. 0.57

00:21:23.000 What?

00:21:24.000 Rare is weird.

00:21:25.000 When somebody orders rare, or you know what blue is?

00:21:27.000 But you proud of the blood, Joe.

00:21:29.000 No.

00:21:30.000 Every time you post an elk picture, it's like...

00:21:33.000 You can't just show the meat. 0.99

00:21:36.000 You want motherfuckers to see the knife, and you do your picture, Joe, and it's like you waited for the blood to sweat at a certain temperature. 0.99

00:21:44.000 You know when it looks the bloodiest, and that's the shot you always get. 0.99

00:21:47.000 That's not what I'm trying to do.

00:21:49.000 What I'm trying to do is show that it's cooked perfectly, that it's medium rare with respect for the meat.

00:21:54.000 When I do it, I use a thermometer.

00:21:56.000 I mean, I do it nice and slow, and I know you know how to cook.

00:21:58.000 Don't get crazy.

00:21:59.000 Wait a minute.

00:21:59.000 Don't get crazy.

00:22:00.000 Wait a minute, Joe.

00:22:01.000 Just trying to explain something.

00:22:02.000 Wait a minute, Joe.

00:22:03.000 What?

00:22:04.000 You're a man of wilderness.

00:22:05.000 Yes.

00:22:06.000 Right?

00:22:07.000 And all that.

00:22:07.000 You're well respected, right?

00:22:09.000 Look at that, though.

00:22:09.000 Yeah, look at that.

00:22:10.000 Joe, look at that.

00:22:11.000 It's perfect.

00:22:12.000 Look at that.

00:22:13.000 That's perfect.

00:22:14.000 It doesn't get better than that.

00:22:16.000 But you're proud of the color of it.

00:22:18.000 Because it's perfect.

00:22:19.000 It's perfectly cooked.

00:22:20.000 But it looks...

00:22:22.000 It's like...

00:22:22.000 What is it?

00:22:23.000 It's elk.

00:22:25.000 That's elk.

00:22:27.000 That's super athlete.

00:22:29.000 I argued with someone because I told them that you like elk and I can make elk.

00:22:33.000 And they were like this.

00:22:35.000 Tom Papa makes it.

00:22:37.000 The last time I spoke to you about me cooking, you were very condescending.

00:22:43.000 That's not true.

00:22:43.000 Yes, you were.

00:22:44.000 You were making fun of me.

00:22:45.000 No, I said it the same way I said you got shot.

00:22:47.000 No, okay.

00:22:48.000 I said you can cook?

00:22:49.000 Yeah, and you're right.

00:22:50.000 That's not condescending.

00:22:51.000 It is, but the way you looked at me, you looked me up and down.

00:22:54.000 You judged me, and then you said it.

00:22:56.000 That's the difference, Joe.

00:22:58.000 That's the difference. 0.99

00:22:59.000 When I said I could cook elk, you looked at me like, what the fuck got here? 0.99

00:23:02.000 Let me tell you what I've heard. 0.99

00:23:03.000 I heard you cook really well.

00:23:04.000 I heard you have amazing barbecue skills.

00:23:07.000 That could be borderline racist.

00:23:09.000 That could be borderline racist. 1.00

00:23:12.000 Isn't that your shit? 1.00

00:23:13.000 Yeah, but you said barbecue. 1.00

00:23:15.000 Listen, barbecue is one of the most complex forms of cooking.

00:23:18.000 You gotta be real careful.

00:23:20.000 You're doing it slow. 0.99

00:23:21.000 Too much, you fuck it up. 1.00

00:23:22.000 Too little, you don't do it right. 0.98

00:23:23.000 And then it's hard to put it back on because it hasn't been sitting at the same temperature the entire time.

00:23:29.000 Art of barbecuing.

00:23:30.000 But when I hear barbecue, I think about the barbecue.

00:23:32.000 I understand.

00:23:33.000 Like the black barbecue.

00:23:34.000 I understand.

00:23:34.000 With Frankie Beverly and the whole thing.

00:23:36.000 It's a whole production, not just one piece of barbecue.

00:23:39.000 That's what I was saying.

00:23:39.000 Barbecuing in Texas is mostly white people, I think.

00:23:41.000 And, yo, I will say this.

00:23:42.000 As far as my own personal experiences.

00:23:44.000 I will say this. 1.00

00:23:45.000 White people can fucking smoke some meat. 1.00

00:23:48.000 They know how to do it here, I'll tell you that. 1.00

00:23:49.000 When I first got it, I think it's a place called Black's.

00:23:52.000 I don't know if you found a favorite.

00:23:53.000 Terry Black's.

00:23:54.000 Phenomenal.

00:23:55.000 Didn't that franchise, didn't they break up like...

00:23:58.000 Yes.

00:23:58.000 They broke up.

00:23:59.000 They used to be with the family.

00:24:00.000 Then the sons started on their own.

00:24:03.000 They started beefing with each other, literally.

00:24:04.000 Yeah, they had some issues.

00:24:05.000 I don't want to air their dirty laundry on the podcast.

00:24:08.000 Right.

00:24:08.000 But the sons opened up a spot.

00:24:10.000 Somebody stole the barbecue secret sauce.

00:24:11.000 Something happened.

00:24:13.000 Something happened.

00:24:14.000 Somebody gave up the secret sauce.

00:24:15.000 Terry Black's in town has only been open since 2014, I believe, and it feels like a place that's been around 100 years.

00:24:22.000 I mean, they got it dialed in.

00:24:25.000 That barbecue's off the hook.

00:24:27.000 Think about it.

00:24:28.000 They have to have it dialed in if they came up generations and generations.

00:24:32.000 They're just putting whatever the recipe is, whatever the love is.

00:24:35.000 They make their own smokers.

00:24:37.000 They use giant propane tanks, and they make their own smokers.

00:24:41.000 Or maybe that's what I enjoy.

00:24:43.000 Next level.

00:24:44.000 Yeah, white people level of barbecuing when they start doing the machines. 0.99

00:24:47.000 I should say they hire someone to make their smokers.

00:24:50.000 But they get this dude to make the smokers out of propane tanks.

00:24:54.000 They're not buying a big commercial smoker.

00:24:56.000 They're having this commercial smoker made.

00:24:58.000 They gave us a tour.

00:24:59.000 That's cheating the game, bro.

00:25:00.000 They did an amazing job.

00:25:01.000 They wanted it to their specifications. 0.99

00:25:03.000 And those propane tanks are thick as fuck. 0.99

00:25:06.000 It's heavy gauge steel. 1.00

00:25:07.000 Fuck that, man. 1.00

00:25:07.000 Where's the wood? 1.00

00:25:08.000 Well, you cook with wood.

00:25:32.000 Okay.

00:25:33.000 That's what I'm talking about, bro. 1.00

00:25:35.000 That shit milks your mouth. 1.00

00:25:36.000 And then brisket don't come off bloody like that. 1.00

00:25:39.000 It's a different kind of animal.

00:25:41.000 That's elk.

00:25:42.000 I mean, you could have elk and you could do it that way.

00:25:45.000 They cook the neck meat that way.

00:25:46.000 My friend John Dudley.

00:25:48.000 Elk neck meat?

00:25:49.000 Yeah, neck meat.

00:25:50.000 Because the neck meat is very strong and dense.

00:25:53.000 Because elk has giant antlers, right?

00:25:56.000 It's like it's doing weights with its neck.

00:25:58.000 But an elk doesn't have no fatty.

00:25:59.000 It's no fatty fat.

00:26:00.000 No fat.

00:26:01.000 No fat.

00:26:02.000 I think?

00:26:24.000 I know that because you never post regular steak pictures.

00:26:27.000 I eat regular steak.

00:26:29.000 No, you don't. 1.00

00:26:30.000 Once you did your fucking first elk, your regular steak pictures was just dead, man. 0.99

00:26:37.000 Well, they're not as interesting to me. 0.99

00:26:39.000 Regular steak is great.

00:26:40.000 I'll cook it.

00:26:40.000 I'll eat it.

00:26:41.000 But the elk is like, I have an intimate relationship with that.

00:26:46.000 Everyone knows that.

00:26:47.000 Of course they do.

00:26:48.000 I mean...

00:26:51.000 Even when I tell people I'm going to do your show, they're like, take a bite of the elk from me.

00:26:56.000 I'm serious, man. 0.99

00:26:57.000 It's like, yo, you've done some cool shit. 0.96

00:27:00.000 They've seen you do a lot of cool shit, but they've never seen you. 0.98

00:27:02.000 And you told me, do I really want elk? 0.96

00:27:04.000 And I was like, yeah, but I was in the hospital recovering from an injury, so I couldn't get here the way I wanted to.

00:27:10.000 That's a lucky injury in a sense, right?

00:27:14.000 All the things that could have gone wrong with your thumb, not even need surgery, able to get the bullet fragments out.

00:27:19.000 I mean, that's how I run my life, man.

00:27:21.000 I try to make it easy as possible. 0.99

00:27:22.000 Anybody else could have fucking mad this injury and been fucked up. 1.00

00:27:26.000 If the pandemic can't stop me, neither can this fucking thumb, man. 1.00

00:27:30.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:27:30.000 How does it feel? 1.00

00:27:31.000 I know it's a crazy question.

00:27:32.000 You get it all the time.

00:27:33.000 From being from a place, like you were saying, like what we took advantage of.

00:27:37.000 Yeah.

00:27:37.000 And one of the things we never took advantage of at stage time, because we always did it, but not...

00:27:42.000 Having it accessible to you all the time?

00:27:44.000 How does it feel here with not being able to be like, you know what? 0.99

00:27:48.000 I'm going to go do like fucking three spots and hammer some shit out real quick. 0.96

00:27:53.000 Well, I haven't done that since March, you know, since the store closed down. 0.99

00:27:58.000 There was no comedy at all in L.A. So it was a whole life shift.

00:28:04.000 The only time I did it on the road was July.

00:28:08.000 And in July, I did four shows of the Houston Improv. 0.99

00:28:11.000 I had a great fucking time. 0.98

00:28:12.000 I just left there, man. 0.99

00:28:13.000 Great place.

00:28:14.000 Did you feel...

00:28:15.000 I know this sounds crazy. 0.99

00:28:17.000 I know we're going to get through some mask shit, mask shit story, whatever. 0.99

00:28:20.000 But it's a club that had a certain capacity. 0.99

00:28:23.000 Now they got to trim it down to meet whatever the mandate is.

00:28:26.000 But people were in there.

00:28:28.000 Temperature check, they were in there.

00:28:29.000 Yeah.

00:28:30.000 I know this sounds crazy.

00:28:31.000 Some people were masked.

00:28:33.000 Some people didn't have masks.

00:28:34.000 And if I'm not mistaken, they sell the tickets as a group.

00:28:37.000 Right?

00:28:37.000 I don't know if they're doing that now, but they're doing that in a lot of places.

00:28:40.000 And it's like, you feel good about it.

00:28:43.000 Yeah.

00:28:43.000 You know, but then it's like, people take away from that feeling because it's always somebody like, ah, where's the mask?

00:28:50.000 Where's the mask?

00:28:51.000 Right.

00:28:52.000 There are people that are rightly upset at people taking risks because those people that do take risks could then get sick.

00:28:59.000 And if they're irresponsible enough to take a risk and get sick, they might be irresponsible enough to go out and mingle with people when they know they're sick.

00:29:06.000 Some people are like that.

00:29:07.000 Some people are selfish.

00:29:08.000 You know that, right?

00:29:09.000 I know that.

00:29:10.000 Yeah.

00:29:11.000 Then you have to be...

00:29:12.000 And then they could even give it out when they don't know they have it.

00:29:15.000 It could be asymptomatic.

00:29:16.000 But then...

00:29:19.000 At some point, don't you have to be selective about the people that you engage with?

00:29:26.000 Don't you have to be selective on the chances?

00:29:28.000 This is my frustration.

00:29:30.000 I'm not a mask or a non-masker.

00:29:32.000 People make the argument, but what if I go to the grocery store and I have my mask on and there's this old lady that doesn't have her mask on? 0.51

00:29:40.000 Then I don't think you should go places where it could be people that...

00:29:45.000 Don't have their mask on.

00:29:46.000 Shouldn't you order online or something?

00:29:48.000 Just don't get in that lady's face and you're going to be fine.

00:29:51.000 Man.

00:29:51.000 I don't think you should tell some old lady that she has to put a mask on.

00:29:55.000 I ran into an old lady at the grocery store. 1.00

00:29:56.000 She didn't have a mask on.

00:29:57.000 I was like, alright.

00:29:59.000 What are you going to do?

00:30:00.000 She's old, man. 0.92

00:30:01.000 I mean, this lady, she probably feels terrible breathing through the mask. 0.99

00:30:05.000 She probably feels like she doesn't have much time.

00:30:06.000 She's about to have an asthma attack. 1.00

00:30:07.000 She had one on, but she was doing this shit. 1.00

00:30:10.000 I got into an argument. 1.00

00:30:12.000 That chin shit that people are doing? 0.99

00:30:14.000 I get yelled at. 0.99

00:30:15.000 I went to a grocery store.

00:30:15.000 I'm getting a couple of items.

00:30:17.000 And I had my motherfucking mask. 0.99

00:30:19.000 And Joe, when I tell you, the tip of my nose was showing. 0.99

00:30:23.000 The tip, right here.

00:30:24.000 People got mad.

00:30:25.000 And this lady's behind plexiglass. 1.00

00:30:27.000 She had sanitizer. 1.00

00:30:28.000 She was squirting the register every minute. 1.00

00:30:30.000 She had a mask and everything. 1.00

00:30:32.000 And my shit went right to the tip of my nose. 1.00

00:30:34.000 She was like, sir, sir, sir, sir. 1.00

00:30:36.000 You got to put your mask on.

00:30:37.000 You got to put your mask on.

00:30:38.000 I'm like, oh, I'm sorry.

00:30:39.000 Okay.

00:30:39.000 Now I gotta pay.

00:30:40.000 I do Apple Pay.

00:30:41.000 But to get into my phone...

00:30:43.000 You gotta open up the phone.

00:30:44.000 With my face.

00:30:45.000 Yeah.

00:30:45.000 So I put it down.

00:30:46.000 Sir, I'm sorry!

00:30:48.000 I'm like, I'm trying to pay.

00:30:49.000 I gotta log in on my face.

00:30:50.000 She was like, well, you can't do that in here. 1.00

00:30:53.000 Right?

00:30:54.000 You can't use Apple Pay?

00:30:55.000 I can't show my face to open my phone up.

00:30:57.000 You gotta use Samsung Pay.

00:30:58.000 They let you use your fingerprint.

00:31:00.000 Time to switch to Android.

00:31:01.000 I don't have an Android.

00:31:03.000 That's very evil for you.

00:31:06.000 I have an Android. 1.00

00:31:07.000 I know, but I wouldn't talk about your fucking phone, Joe. 0.99

00:31:10.000 Why is it evil? 0.99

00:31:11.000 Because it was the wrong time! 0.98

00:31:16.000 It was the fucking wrong time! 0.96

00:31:20.000 And the thing I was making, so I had to... 0.88

00:31:22.000 How'd you guys...

00:31:23.000 You're digging.

00:31:24.000 Sorry.

00:31:24.000 This is what I had to do, Joe.

00:31:26.000 I had to actually stand, leave the register, go to where I could outside, show my face, open my phone up, and I went to pay.

00:31:37.000 And then when that happened, I could have been pissed, but I could have been like, you know what?

00:31:42.000 I'm just never going to go to that store again.

00:31:45.000 Well, it's just a lady working. 1.00

00:31:46.000 Just put the mask over your nose.

00:31:48.000 I'm not going to put myself in a situation where I can get frustrated.

00:31:51.000 I didn't.

00:31:52.000 It was just for...

00:31:52.000 Just for Apple Pay.

00:31:56.000 But you were already arguing with her, right?

00:31:58.000 Is that part of the problem?

00:31:59.000 I never said I was arguing, so...

00:32:01.000 She was already telling you to put your mask over your nose. 0.64

00:32:04.000 So she was in a heightened state of...

00:32:07.000 Awareness?

00:32:07.000 Of frustration.

00:32:08.000 Yeah, but she also... 1.00

00:32:10.000 I don't know if it was me, but you know what?

00:32:12.000 It was me.

00:32:13.000 I didn't see that energy around anybody else.

00:32:15.000 Perfect time to use the black card.

00:32:16.000 I'm not going to do it.

00:32:18.000 It's the nose card.

00:32:20.000 She saw your nose and she's... 1.00

00:32:22.000 Some people are just like real sticklers for shit. 1.00

00:32:24.000 You know Bridget Phetasy? 1.00

00:32:25.000 No, who's that?

00:32:27.000 Comic from LA. Writer.

00:32:28.000 She told me she was walking on one side of the street and there was a guy across the street on the sidewalk on the other side.

00:32:34.000 Yelled at her.

00:32:35.000 Put a mask on!

00:32:37.000 Let me tell you something.

00:32:37.000 This argument, I know it's for safety and everything.

00:32:40.000 I know it's for safety and what the lives we share and all that. 1.00

00:32:43.000 But for some people, it's a perfect opportunity to be an asshole. 1.00

00:32:47.000 Exactly. 1.00

00:32:47.000 It's like, and that's the fine line. 1.00

00:32:50.000 It's like, do you really care about this mask or you get to either, it's discrimination against mask people and no mask people.

00:32:58.000 It's just people have an opportunity to tell people what to do.

00:33:00.000 They get mad.

00:33:01.000 They do.

00:33:01.000 Yeah, they love it.

00:33:02.000 And then you want to adhere to it, then they get mad because you're not listening to the rules.

00:33:05.000 Right. 0.99

00:33:05.000 Well, that's why people are particularly upset at this Gavin Newsom shit. 0.99

00:33:09.000 Because he's been the one telling us, you can't have large gatherings for Thanksgiving, stay home, social distance, wear a mask in between bites of food. 1.00

00:33:17.000 This guy's been saying all this shit. 1.00

00:33:19.000 And now you go see him eating at a restaurant. 1.00

00:33:21.000 So does that mean do we believe everything?

00:33:24.000 So that's a perfect example of you know a lot of things are motivated through politics and looks.

00:33:30.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:33:31.000 Everything that you see is not really what you think it is.

00:33:35.000 So how much...

00:33:37.000 How much are you going to put into a person?

00:33:40.000 Politician?

00:33:41.000 Yeah.

00:33:42.000 Not much.

00:33:44.000 What kind of person wants to do that?

00:33:46.000 That's the problem.

00:33:46.000 What kind of person wants to be a governor?

00:33:49.000 They're not normal.

00:33:50.000 And you didn't care until the pandemic.

00:33:52.000 When the pandemic rolled around, you realize, oh, the mayor matters.

00:33:56.000 It really matters who your maker is.

00:33:57.000 You know what?

00:33:58.000 I think a lot of them, like, have dreams of a certain amount of fame and want to be superstars.

00:34:04.000 Yeah.

00:34:05.000 Because even though you say you do it for the people, you have to be likable or have some type of personality to connect with those people.

00:34:11.000 And you're cultivating your act.

00:34:13.000 They have an act, too.

00:34:14.000 100%.

00:34:15.000 They have an act that's different than our act.

00:34:16.000 Our act is to make people laugh.

00:34:18.000 Their act is to get people to think that they're the person who's got the solution.

00:34:21.000 There's our leader.

00:34:22.000 So their act is to lie.

00:34:24.000 Yes.

00:34:26.000 100%.

00:34:26.000 You know what, Joe?

00:34:27.000 We're going through all of this shit, and even with this last election, whoever you decide you like, appreciate, whatever, it was just a weird thing going on. 0.92

00:34:37.000 It was a weird thing going on. 0.98

00:34:38.000 And I was watching one of David Goggins' posts, and I have to say, David Goggins, I've never seen nobody have worse feet than my feet.

00:34:46.000 Oh, his feet are broken down.

00:34:48.000 But he just got done running 240 miles.

00:34:51.000 I know he's going to defend that and I was going to say the same thing, Joe.

00:34:54.000 I know you're going to say, but what has he done with his feet and what have you done with your feet?

00:34:57.000 So, I know you were going to be like, you know how many mountains? 0.99

00:35:01.000 Those are fucking rock blisters. 0.99

00:35:04.000 Yeah, legitimate. 0.99

00:35:04.000 I knew he was going to say that and that's the point I was going to make. 0.99

00:35:07.000 That's the point I was going to make.

00:35:10.000 He said...

00:35:11.000 Jesus Christ, look at those big toes. 0.84

00:35:14.000 Yeah, those look like crazy.

00:35:15.000 They've been through it.

00:35:16.000 That is hilarious.

00:35:18.000 That thing on the left, he showed me that.

00:35:20.000 If you cut out the right foot's big toe, that right foot's big toe, if you showed me a photo of that and didn't show me the rest of his foot, I'd be like, that's like a snail or something.

00:35:31.000 If you did that, people would say that was my foot.

00:35:33.000 That's a Mars rock.

00:35:38.000 Zoom in on just the toe.

00:35:40.000 Don't show me anything but his right toe.

00:35:42.000 That's a rock from Mars.

00:35:44.000 That's not real. 0.98

00:35:46.000 But that's fucking a lot of miles, Joe. 0.99

00:35:49.000 That's a brain of steel. 1.00

00:35:51.000 That man has a brain of steel. 1.00

00:35:53.000 He knows how to force himself to do shit that hurts. 1.00

00:35:57.000 This is what he was saying. 1.00

00:35:59.000 And then whatever it is, one thing about him, he always has to remind you that he was a fat piece of shit. 1.00

00:36:07.000 That's got to be... 1.00

00:36:09.000 Must be the number one motivating thing for it.

00:36:12.000 Look at that, Toe. 1.00

00:36:13.000 Goddamn, son. 0.99

00:36:14.000 So if you didn't see the rest of it, you'd be like, what is that? 0.99

00:36:16.000 Oh, that's a rock somewhere.

00:36:18.000 That's on another planet.

00:36:20.000 That's a satellite photo. 0.96

00:36:21.000 Oh, nigga, don't go there. 1.00

00:36:22.000 That's a satellite photo. 1.00

00:36:24.000 See, white people, y'all gross as shit, son. 1.00

00:36:26.000 That's a satellite photo. 1.00

00:36:27.000 You want to see blood and pus come out of that motherfucker. 1.00

00:36:29.000 I know your thing. 1.00

00:36:30.000 Like, Jamie, go closer. 1.00

00:36:32.000 But the point he made, son, he said, everybody, I used to be a fat piece of shit. 1.00

00:36:38.000 Yeah, he was 300 pounds. 1.00

00:36:39.000 Yeah, I was 300 when I was a piece of shit. 1.00

00:36:42.000 Everybody's looking for, I need the answer with this person. 0.99

00:36:44.000 I need the answer with that person. 0.99

00:36:45.000 But fuck it, why don't you be the answer for yourself? 1.00

00:36:48.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:36:49.000 I know people are like, well, that's easy to say.

00:36:51.000 But why not...

00:36:54.000 Find the answers you need in life through yourself.

00:36:57.000 Right.

00:36:58.000 And through what you do, your hard work, and the type of person, and type of human, and type of father you are.

00:37:05.000 That's why people like him are so important, because he'll tell you.

00:37:08.000 People like him are so important, because he'll tell you.

00:37:10.000 He used to have no discipline.

00:37:12.000 Right.

00:37:12.000 So look at him now.

00:37:14.000 This is not something he was born with.

00:37:15.000 Really quick, I gotta interrupt. 0.97

00:37:17.000 It's so funny you said discipline, because I was having coffee with Dave today, and then he said that about you, because I was talking about, I can't drink no shit with my antibiotics when I got shot and everything.

00:37:27.000 In some kind of way, we talked about you, and that's what he said. 0.98

00:37:31.000 He said, I fucking love and respect his discipline. 0.98

00:37:34.000 I do have some of that, but I'm lazy too, man. 0.98

00:37:37.000 I force myself into all the stuff that I do.

00:37:39.000 Yeah, but you get challenged by something, though. 1.00

00:37:41.000 Something kicks you in the ass. 1.00

00:37:42.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:37:43.000 Well, I don't like not doing what I'm supposed to do, so I force myself to do what I'm supposed to do, but it's never easy.

00:37:53.000 It's not easy, you know?

00:37:54.000 It's like I always would think of disciplined people as being like there was no wavering.

00:38:00.000 They just got up and did it.

00:38:01.000 But that's the other thing Goggins tells you. 0.99

00:38:03.000 He goes, sometimes I'll stare at my shoes for 30 motherfucking minutes before I put them bitches on. 1.00

00:38:08.000 Yeah, because you want to get rid of them ugly-ass feet, son. 1.00

00:38:12.000 Goddamn, son. 1.00

00:38:14.000 That's not what he's talking about, though. 0.99

00:38:16.000 He's talking about discipline.

00:38:17.000 I know this is the worst time, Joe.

00:38:19.000 I did a pivot.

00:38:19.000 I opened up my own store, right?

00:38:21.000 And after I just saw David Gogger's feet, you got to help me get that. 1.00

00:38:24.000 Look at that shit, son. 1.00

00:38:25.000 We sold candles a lot, son. 1.00

00:38:26.000 No, son.

00:38:27.000 You don't know about that right there.

00:38:29.000 Yo, son.

00:38:30.000 That is...

00:38:31.000 Yo, put a little on your hand.

00:38:32.000 Please put a little on your hand.

00:38:33.000 It smells good. 1.00

00:38:34.000 That shit is vegan. 1.00

00:38:35.000 It's all natural. 1.00

00:38:36.000 It's fire, son.

00:38:39.000 Watch what I say, son.

00:38:41.000 Watch what I say. 1.00

00:38:43.000 Watch how long that shit lasts, yo. 1.00

00:38:45.000 Okay. 1.00

00:38:47.000 Feels good.

00:38:47.000 I know it sounds weird.

00:38:49.000 Look at that shit, son. 1.00

00:38:50.000 It does smell good. 1.00

00:38:51.000 Raw edge.

00:38:52.000 The ingredients are all on the back.

00:38:54.000 I know you don't got your glass.

00:38:55.000 You don't have to read it.

00:38:56.000 But it's like type of oils and coconuts I never heard of in my life.

00:38:59.000 It smells like coconut.

00:39:00.000 Coconut, a goo goo, all the black nuts and oils.

00:39:03.000 CBD, son.

00:39:04.000 Feel me?

00:39:04.000 I don't know what this stuff is.

00:39:06.000 When I... Mongongo oil?

00:39:08.000 What is that?

00:39:08.000 Yeah, Google it.

00:39:09.000 Google it.

00:39:10.000 And Mad Rich Plant Butters.

00:39:12.000 Good...

00:39:13.000 Mad...

00:39:13.000 Yo, you laughing, son?

00:39:15.000 You're laughing, but that shit is fire, son. 1.00

00:39:18.000 It's good. 1.00

00:39:19.000 I'm just laughing at the... 1.00

00:39:20.000 Erykah Badu put that shit on, right? 1.00

00:39:22.000 I love it. 1.00

00:39:22.000 Erykah Badu put that shit on. 1.00

00:39:23.000 Nah, that's you, son. 1.00

00:39:24.000 Oh, thank you.

00:39:25.000 Listen, Erykah Badu put that on, son.

00:39:28.000 And she started rubbing herself real, real slow.

00:39:30.000 She hadn't been out in a pandemic in a while.

00:39:32.000 And she was like, mmm. 0.92

00:39:34.000 She was like, is it edible?

00:39:36.000 Wow.

00:39:36.000 How high was she?

00:39:37.000 Was she really high?

00:39:38.000 Mm-hmm.

00:39:40.000 Are you disrespecting my product?

00:39:41.000 No, but if I was thinking about taking cream and eating it, I'd probably have to be pretty high.

00:39:47.000 Certain people react to things differently, Joe.

00:39:49.000 But it does smell like food, though.

00:39:50.000 It smells like a delicious pina colada.

00:39:52.000 But wait to it.

00:39:52.000 It's like food.

00:39:54.000 There it is.

00:39:54.000 It's like food for your body.

00:39:57.000 Your body is eating right now, Joe.

00:39:59.000 And 100 milligrams of CBD. Yep.

00:40:03.000 Look at that.

00:40:04.000 Mongogo oil.

00:40:04.000 There it is right there.

00:40:05.000 CBD and hemp seed oil.

00:40:06.000 Cocoa butter.

00:40:07.000 We got all the nuts.

00:40:08.000 Look at this.

00:40:09.000 When did you start this business?

00:40:10.000 How long ago?

00:40:11.000 I've been working on the formula for two years.

00:40:13.000 Scroll down.

00:40:13.000 Look at that.

00:40:15.000 Why does it say too classy?

00:40:18.000 Because that's the feeling.

00:40:19.000 Go from ashy to classy.

00:40:20.000 That's the feeling you have.

00:40:22.000 Look at that.

00:40:22.000 I like the sparkle.

00:40:24.000 The thing about it, Joe, I've been ashy my whole life, right? 0.98

00:40:28.000 You know that?

00:40:28.000 Yes.

00:40:29.000 And for years, people were like, you should do lotion.

00:40:31.000 You should do lotion.

00:40:32.000 I'm like, man, it's kind of corny.

00:40:34.000 I mean, it could be the novelty.

00:40:35.000 It could be funny.

00:40:36.000 Yo, ashy Larry got his own lotion. 1.00

00:40:39.000 And I was like, fuck that shit. 1.00

00:40:41.000 Then I met with this young lady, and she's like a chemist when it comes to this lotion shit. 1.00

00:40:46.000 And we started working on it. 0.98

00:40:47.000 And then when I found it...

00:40:50.000 Tried what was the end product. 1.00

00:40:51.000 I was like, this shit really work. 0.99

00:40:53.000 Like, it really works and it's good. 1.00

00:40:55.000 It sounds like it's good for your muscles, too, if it's got CBD in it.

00:40:57.000 It's good for everything.

00:40:58.000 Your hands are going to thank me later, son.

00:41:00.000 I believe it.

00:41:00.000 What is the name of the website?

00:41:02.000 Donnell Rawlins.

00:41:03.000 That's where you can get it.

00:41:04.000 Donnell Rawlins.

00:41:05.000 Opened up the stores, son.

00:41:06.000 Oh, I like it.

00:41:07.000 I like it.

00:41:07.000 Look at you.

00:41:08.000 Entrepreneurial.

00:41:09.000 I never...

00:41:10.000 This is one thing that came out of this, not just for me, Joe, for a lot of people.

00:41:15.000 Think about this.

00:41:16.000 A person that makes their money on the road.

00:41:20.000 A real road comic.

00:41:21.000 This happened to me.

00:41:23.000 95% of the money that I make is on the road.

00:41:26.000 95% of the shows I had are done. 0.99

00:41:30.000 It's the only thing I have from what I usually make is that 5%, and I didn't enough for shit. 0.99

00:41:35.000 Right. 0.99

00:41:36.000 And even though you can have some money stacked up or whatever, you still got to ask yourself, what the fuck is going to be the pivot?

00:41:42.000 I don't think the pivot's going to come for a long time either, in terms of us being able to get back to work.

00:41:46.000 No, no, no.

00:41:47.000 We're about to get back to work next summer.

00:41:49.000 Next summer, you think?

00:41:50.000 Joe!

00:41:51.000 Donnell.

00:41:53.000 Well, I'm not trying to say I don't believe in corona right now, but we are on the track We're good to go.

00:42:17.000 Think about it when it first hit.

00:42:18.000 We had to like, oh my god, it was so scary, so scary.

00:42:21.000 And then all these ventilators, ventilators, ventilators.

00:42:23.000 But if you know now, since when the pandemic started, yeah, we're still losing people.

00:42:27.000 But you don't hear that ventilator talk too much no more.

00:42:29.000 Well, ventilators are actually a bad idea now, they realize.

00:42:31.000 My point.

00:42:32.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:42:32.000 They figured out a lot of things.

00:42:34.000 I did a whole podcast yesterday on COVID with Nicholas Christakis from Yale. 0.64

00:42:39.000 He a COVID nigga? 1.00

00:42:40.000 He believes that COVID is a real problem. 0.66

00:42:43.000 Yeah, for sure.

00:42:44.000 I believe it, but I think it's controllable.

00:42:46.000 It is controllable.

00:42:49.000 I think it's a multifaceted problem, and I think we're only handling one aspect of it, which is keep people from working, keep people home, keep people away from people.

00:42:58.000 No, you can't do that.

00:42:59.000 You're treating people like they're children.

00:43:00.000 This is what you gotta do, Joe.

00:43:02.000 You gotta let them go outside.

00:43:03.000 This is what you gotta do.

00:43:04.000 We're going to have more creative ways to make money.

00:43:07.000 Like, think about the comedy scene.

00:43:08.000 When we thought, like, the only place to tell jokes was on the stage. 0.99

00:43:12.000 And I had some resentment toward some of those outdoor events, the parking lot shit. 0.99

00:43:17.000 First time I saw one of those parking lot shows with horns, I was like, never give a heckler an instrument to fuck your show up. 0.99

00:43:25.000 I'm like, there's no way I'm going to... 1.00

00:43:27.000 These motherfuckers don't like me. 1.00

00:43:28.000 There's no way I'm going to be... 1.00

00:43:31.000 Yeah, but people are happy to be out, man.

00:43:33.000 It's a different experience.

00:43:34.000 That's, and the point I was making is like, you can suppress people, you can call them down for a certain period of time, but after a while, you're going to have to figure something out.

00:43:45.000 My point I was going to make is, they're only looking at one side of it.

00:43:48.000 They're not looking at telling people how to be healthy.

00:43:50.000 There's no talk about that. 0.99

00:43:51.000 Nigga! 1.00

00:43:52.000 Yes. 0.98

00:43:53.000 Nigga! 1.00

00:43:53.000 That's what's up, right? 1.00

00:43:54.000 Son! 1.00

00:43:56.000 You a strong motherfucker. 1.00

00:43:57.000 All your niggas are strong. 1.00

00:43:59.000 Jamie might be the least strong out of everybody. 0.64

00:44:01.000 Stop with the dings. 0.99

00:44:02.000 Shut your phone's ding off, man.

00:44:05.000 Jamie, I'm not saying you not strong, son.

00:44:07.000 That's what you just said, though.

00:44:09.000 Yeah, but you're comparing him to Tony Hinchcliffe.

00:44:11.000 I'm just saying.

00:44:12.000 Or Red Band.

00:44:13.000 Oh yeah, I didn't forget about it.

00:44:15.000 Listen, he's got a deadly three-pointer.

00:44:17.000 He's got a deadly three-pointer and he runs.

00:44:20.000 Jamie's in shape.

00:44:21.000 That's black shape. 0.94

00:44:22.000 That's black people's shape. 1.00

00:44:24.000 He does pull-ups. 0.99

00:44:25.000 That's black people's shape. 1.00

00:44:26.000 Run, play basketball, and pull-ups. 0.84

00:44:27.000 And push-ups.

00:44:28.000 You do like the jail workouts.

00:44:30.000 Jamie's actually in good shape.

00:44:31.000 I know.

00:44:32.000 I believe it.

00:44:32.000 I'm sorry, Jamie.

00:44:33.000 I didn't mean to offend you, man.

00:44:34.000 I get it.

00:44:34.000 He's back there.

00:44:35.000 He doesn't talk a lot. 1.00

00:44:36.000 God damn. 1.00

00:44:36.000 I know. 1.00

00:44:36.000 Then when he finally talks, it's like, yo, when he finally talks... 1.00

00:44:40.000 Jamie, show him that video of you dunking, shooting three-pointers.

00:44:45.000 I never said he couldn't play basketball, son.

00:44:47.000 Dude, it's impressive. 1.00

00:44:49.000 Like Rain Man shit. 1.00

00:44:50.000 No, no. 1.00

00:44:51.000 No, he can't dunk.

00:44:51.000 We're working on that.

00:44:53.000 He's hitting three-pointer after three-pointer like Rain Man.

00:44:56.000 There's something weird about him.

00:44:57.000 He might have a wire crossed in his brain.

00:45:00.000 I didn't know you was nice.

00:45:02.000 What I'm saying is, to go back to your point, Joe, is everybody's talking about the end of Corona.

00:45:09.000 Like Don Lemon, man.

00:45:10.000 Don Lemon, man.

00:45:15.000 Son, four years, son.

00:45:16.000 Four years straight, he complained. 1.00

00:45:19.000 He was mad at Donald Trump for four fucking years. 1.00

00:45:21.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:45:22.000 Four years.

00:45:23.000 And I was like, man, if Donald Trump wins this election, Don Lemon is going to jump off the CNN building.

00:45:29.000 Do you remember all their faces when he won last time?

00:45:32.000 When he won in 2016?

00:45:33.000 They were all so depressed.

00:45:35.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:45:35.000 Jake Tapper and all those people on TV just like, motherfucker, I can't believe this. 1.00

00:45:39.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:45:40.000 But here's the thing, Joe.

00:45:41.000 I'm like...

00:45:42.000 I don't think you're supposed to do that if you're doing the news.

00:45:45.000 If you're doing commentary, you can do that.

00:45:47.000 I think if you're doing the news, you're supposed to say the news.

00:45:50.000 Joe.

00:45:50.000 Let us figure it out.

00:45:51.000 Joe.

00:45:52.000 Donnell.

00:45:52.000 Joe.

00:45:53.000 That's why I do subscribe to the notion that fake news.

00:45:57.000 Like, to be honest, it's all fake.

00:46:00.000 It's all of them are fake.

00:46:02.000 It's a lot of fake.

00:46:03.000 And this is what I did.

00:46:04.000 What I keep on telling people is like, I know you're upset, but when you're like, you're It's all personal.

00:46:15.000 Everything hits you to the heart.

00:46:17.000 Well, that's where it gets weird.

00:46:18.000 Those two guys, Chris Cuomo and Don Lemon, both of them, they do this editorializing.

00:46:25.000 It's almost like they're doing a podcast.

00:46:27.000 And their opinion is all in it.

00:46:29.000 And their opinion's in it, but it's also scripted.

00:46:31.000 It's on the other side, too.

00:46:32.000 But it's scripted.

00:46:33.000 Yeah.

00:46:33.000 And they're doing it on a news channel.

00:46:35.000 There's a lot going on there.

00:46:37.000 But that's why, if you don't...

00:46:39.000 Here's another thing about the media.

00:46:40.000 If you didn't understand, whatever party you agree with, if you don't understand...

00:46:47.000 How easy it is to manipulate the media, Joe?

00:46:50.000 It is so, so simple.

00:46:53.000 To manipulate the media?

00:46:54.000 To manipulate the media and the people to listen to it.

00:46:57.000 You can manipulate people.

00:46:59.000 What do you mean by manipulate the media?

00:47:02.000 You can create stories.

00:47:04.000 You can create stories.

00:47:05.000 You can make things happen.

00:47:08.000 I got shot! 1.00

00:47:09.000 I got shot in my motherfucking thumb! 1.00

00:47:12.000 That's what I heard. 1.00

00:47:13.000 And a lot of people don't believe me.

00:47:15.000 I believe you.

00:47:16.000 I don't believe that you believe me, Joe. 1.00

00:47:19.000 That's what I believe, motherfucker. 1.00

00:47:21.000 That's not convincing. 0.99

00:47:22.000 But the point I'm making is, like, when I first got shot, Joe, I posted on Instagram.

00:47:28.000 I didn't want to post on Instagram because I know that I didn't want to get no war in the streets going on.

00:47:33.000 People, like, going out looking for the person that shot me in my thumb.

00:47:36.000 So I kept it to myself.

00:47:37.000 It didn't really bring it to me, people's attention.

00:47:39.000 I posted one picture of me being in the hospital.

00:47:41.000 Everybody's like, you okay?

00:47:42.000 You okay?

00:47:43.000 They don't know what I got shot for, but they instantly got connected to that story.

00:47:49.000 Did you ever think of not posting it?

00:47:54.000 I did.

00:47:55.000 What made you decide to post it?

00:47:58.000 The world needs to know?

00:47:59.000 The world needs to know.

00:48:00.000 Some of the gigs I had to postpone when I was shot up, not locked up.

00:48:05.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:48:06.000 I wasn't ready to share to the world then.

00:48:08.000 I didn't know how my friends were going to take it.

00:48:11.000 Then I wanted to be transparent and be honest and let them know I got shot.

00:48:13.000 That's what I did.

00:48:15.000 You know?

00:48:17.000 I see.

00:48:18.000 You still don't believe me.

00:48:20.000 I do believe you.

00:48:21.000 I think you're just looking for a very specific reaction from me.

00:48:24.000 I gave that up a long time ago, bro.

00:48:27.000 I was like, whatever.

00:48:28.000 That was what made me nervous the first time I came up. 0.98

00:48:30.000 I'm like, what the fuck do I say? 1.00

00:48:32.000 Say what you say, nigga. 1.00

00:48:33.000 Don't try to... 0.99

00:48:34.000 Alright, I'm here!

00:48:36.000 You are here.

00:48:37.000 But...

00:48:38.000 Are you thinking about bailing out of LA yet?

00:48:41.000 I think so.

00:48:42.000 Yeah, a lot of people are.

00:48:44.000 The reason that we've started feeling...

00:48:49.000 When we don't...

00:48:53.000 Well, you don't really need Hollywood like that.

00:48:56.000 I don't think anybody needs it anymore.

00:48:58.000 Some people thought they did.

00:48:59.000 You're right.

00:49:00.000 Some people thought they did.

00:49:01.000 They thought it was like you had to be here every night.

00:49:02.000 I thought I needed to be there for a long time.

00:49:05.000 And then once what happened in this situation, then you realize, oh, what can I do?

00:49:09.000 You're like, wait a minute.

00:49:11.000 I really can make my own community.

00:49:14.000 Yes.

00:49:14.000 I can make my own community.

00:49:16.000 Not only that, you get connected to all the other communities and all the other podcasts.

00:49:21.000 We all help each other.

00:49:22.000 We're all together.

00:49:23.000 I will say one thing white people do. 0.53

00:49:26.000 When it comes to podcasts, they support each other.

00:49:28.000 Yeah, we support each other.

00:49:29.000 But you know what, man?

00:49:30.000 That's a new thing.

00:49:31.000 Because in radio, it was the opposite.

00:49:33.000 When they had radio, they'd attack each other.

00:49:35.000 Like, I remember Opie and Anthony was always at war with Howard Stern, and Jay Leno was always at war with all the other late-night talk show hosts.

00:49:42.000 But did you think that that made people engaged?

00:49:46.000 No, no, no.

00:49:47.000 They were just scared.

00:49:49.000 Because they only had a...

00:49:50.000 Like, back in the day when you were on television or the radio, you had a very specific time slot.

00:49:55.000 You had 6am to 10am, right?

00:49:58.000 Day parts.

00:49:58.000 And other people are also on at 6am to 10am.

00:50:01.000 And no one's recording anything.

00:50:02.000 So you have to listen to it live.

00:50:04.000 I was a part of that.

00:50:06.000 I don't know if you...

00:50:07.000 I was a part of when Hot 97 was the biggest and Urban Radio in New York was the biggest.

00:50:13.000 And then I was doing radio when...

00:50:15.000 Power 105 came and became a competitor.

00:50:18.000 They had no competition at first.

00:50:20.000 It was just them.

00:50:22.000 Then they got challenged. 0.99

00:50:23.000 And that's what made for interesting shit between both of them. 1.00

00:50:28.000 It's like, yeah, we talk shit about... 0.99

00:50:31.000 97.1, 97.5, then 105. Then you start listening to both of them to see what shit they're talking. 0.99

00:50:36.000 You could do that if you're them, or you could listen, and if you like it, tell people it's good. 0.99

00:50:42.000 That's what podcasters do.

00:50:43.000 Like, if I'm listening to your show, I'll tell people, John L. Rollins' show is hilarious.

00:50:47.000 Or listen to this guy, or listen to her, or listen to... 0.98

00:50:50.000 I'll tell people I don't even fucking know, man. 0.99

00:50:53.000 I tell people about podcasts that I listen to from NPR or fucking Radiolab. 0.99

00:50:59.000 I always tell people. 0.99

00:51:00.000 Because I'm interested in cool shit. 0.99

00:51:02.000 I want to know about cool shit. 0.98

00:51:04.000 And if I find cool shit, I want to tell other people about cool shit. 0.97

00:51:07.000 I'm not worried. 0.95

00:51:07.000 People don't think that that's cool enough. 0.95

00:51:08.000 Well, they're worried about if they talk about something else, it's going to take opinions.

00:51:12.000 It's going to take attention away from them.

00:51:14.000 That's what's called famine thinking.

00:51:16.000 You can never think that.

00:51:17.000 Famine?

00:51:17.000 Famine.

00:51:18.000 Famine.

00:51:19.000 Feast or famine.

00:51:20.000 I'm a feast thinker.

00:51:21.000 I always think there's enough for everybody.

00:51:22.000 Everybody come aboard.

00:51:24.000 I want everybody to be happy.

00:51:25.000 I want everybody to make money.

00:51:26.000 I want everybody to be famous.

00:51:28.000 I want everybody to be happy.

00:51:29.000 I want them to be fulfilled.

00:51:31.000 I don't want to be the man. 0.96

00:51:34.000 That idea of being the man to me is ridiculous.

00:51:36.000 That's your idea, but on the outside of it, when you do stuff like that, for some people and their perception of you, that's what makes you the man. 0.76

00:51:43.000 That's what makes you, if you're able to inspire and motivate, that's what makes you the man that you say you're not.

00:51:48.000 Well, I'm happy if that's the case that people think that way, but I'm in a position to be generous, so I'm generous.

00:51:55.000 They know it.

00:51:55.000 They hold it against you, too.

00:51:56.000 It feels good to be generous.

00:51:58.000 They hold it against me.

00:51:59.000 Who holds it against me?

00:52:00.000 People that don't like me.

00:52:01.000 They hold it against you that I have you on?

00:52:04.000 No, people that don't like me, they'll say something.

00:52:06.000 They hold it against me because you.

00:52:08.000 Oh, because like the RZA podcast?

00:52:15.000 Jamie?

00:52:16.000 Is that what he's talking about?

00:52:17.000 No.

00:52:18.000 What are you talking about?

00:52:19.000 People who don't like you don't know you.

00:52:21.000 Yeah, but some people, they told me they wasn't going to like you anymore because you liked me.

00:52:27.000 Good luck. 0.99

00:52:28.000 If that's how crazy you are... 0.98

00:52:29.000 They said they wasn't going to like you because you didn't... 1.00

00:52:31.000 But that's ridiculous. 1.00

00:52:32.000 Anybody who thinks like that is out of their fucking mind. 1.00

00:52:34.000 They was saying shit like this, and I don't read the comments, Joe. 1.00

00:52:37.000 They were saying shit like this. 0.99

00:52:39.000 They were like, well, Joe was right up to this point... 0.99

00:52:44.000 Yo, they like you had a track record.

00:52:46.000 Like, yeah, I believe everything's said until he got loudmouthed up there.

00:52:49.000 Here's the thing.

00:52:50.000 I don't think anybody will ever understand the camaraderie that we all have, that comics have.

00:52:55.000 It's a different world.

00:52:56.000 But the podcast world is totally different. 1.00

00:52:57.000 Y'all motherfuckers. 1.00

00:52:58.000 Yo, y'all motherfuckers. 1.00

00:53:00.000 It's just like... 1.00

00:53:01.000 But man, the podcast world is so fucking dope. 0.99

00:53:05.000 And the podcast world was ready for the pandemic. 0.99

00:53:08.000 The podcast people was like this, what?

00:53:10.000 Pandemic?

00:53:11.000 I get to spend more time with my kids.

00:53:12.000 I get to spend more time with my kids.

00:53:14.000 And you get to spend more time doing podcasts because everybody's free. 0.94

00:53:17.000 Even if you have to do those stupid Zoom podcasts, you're still spending more time doing podcasts. 0.99

00:53:22.000 Yeah, but it's like you figured out like they knew it was going to happen before it fucking happened. 0.99

00:53:27.000 I came in right at the right time. 0.96

00:53:31.000 I don't think they knew it was going to happen before it happened, but I think they got lucky.

00:53:36.000 They got lucky that they were... 0.98

00:53:37.000 Look, man, back when I was just dependent upon Hollywood and gigs, I'd be fucked right now. 0.95

00:53:43.000 I'd have no income coming in. 0.89

00:53:44.000 But you saw the future, too, son.

00:53:47.000 I said this to you before. 0.98

00:53:49.000 Like, when you hear Joe Rogan, you hear about this Spotify deal, and you hear about all this type of shit, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 0.99

00:53:56.000 You don't understand? 0.75

00:53:57.000 Like I said, Joe, everybody wants to be you right now, but nobody wants to be you when people are saying no and equipment was breaking down and we didn't know we was going to do it.

00:54:07.000 The thing is, I didn't think about it that way.

00:54:10.000 I didn't think, like, I know this is going to blow up.

00:54:12.000 I thought, I like doing this.

00:54:13.000 I'm going to keep doing this.

00:54:14.000 So you just continue to have fun with it?

00:54:16.000 I just do what I like. 0.99

00:54:18.000 All the shit that I do, if you think about it, I just do what I like. 0.98

00:54:21.000 Whether it's stand-up comedy, or whether it's UFC commentary, or whether it's doing a podcast, I do what I like. 0.99

00:54:26.000 I do what I like.

00:54:27.000 I don't think, oh, if I do this, it's gonna be huge.

00:54:30.000 I just do what I like.

00:54:31.000 That's the most empowering thing that is so hard.

00:54:35.000 That's the most empowering thing that is so hard for people To feel comfortable enough to do it.

00:54:40.000 It's hard, yeah.

00:54:41.000 Because to turn it into... 1.00

00:54:43.000 This motherfucker says fuck bitches all the time. 1.00

00:54:45.000 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:54:45.000 They haven't figured out a way to get a W-9 or anything for it. 1.00

00:54:48.000 People get nervous about the future, too.

00:54:51.000 You gotta have enough confidence in yourself to take chances.

00:54:55.000 Do you think... 1.00

00:54:59.000 That there are a lot of pussies out here? 1.00

00:55:01.000 There's a lot of pussies out here. 1.00

00:55:02.000 Is our country pussy? 1.00

00:55:03.000 Our country has a lot of pussy in it because it's too easy to get by and it's human nature to become soft when things are easy. 1.00

00:55:13.000 And when you're in any sign of any kind of struggle whatsoever, that's when the real pussies emerge. 1.00

00:55:18.000 Because they can't handle any pressure. 0.99

00:55:21.000 Or they go.

00:55:21.000 Or they leave.

00:55:23.000 You see how bad they are.

00:55:24.000 Because they fall apart.

00:55:26.000 Any adversity at all.

00:55:28.000 This is beyond that now.

00:55:30.000 It's not beyond that now, Joe.

00:55:32.000 The reason why it's beyond that.

00:55:33.000 This is a personality trait.

00:55:37.000 Not to say that I'm a fan of Donald Trump or anything.

00:55:41.000 But it was certain things that I could understand where the thought comes from. 0.99

00:55:45.000 But how you articulate to people is all fucked up. 0.99

00:55:47.000 The way he articulated it to people is terrible at it. 0.99

00:55:51.000 Certain people need filters.

00:55:52.000 Certain people need, like, Kanye West needs an interpreter.

00:55:55.000 You know what he needed?

00:55:56.000 He needed a coach.

00:55:56.000 Because someone coached him for that second Biden debate.

00:55:59.000 If you watch that second Biden debate, he was calm and cool. 1.00

00:56:02.000 Let Biden work himself up and stammer and lie about shit. 0.98

00:56:06.000 And he had still attacked him, but he attacked him in a different way. 0.99

00:56:09.000 The first time he did it, he was obnoxious.

00:56:11.000 He kept talking over him.

00:56:13.000 He didn't let him talk. 0.95

00:56:14.000 It was ridiculous. 0.96

00:56:15.000 Everybody wanted to shut his mic off. 0.88

00:56:17.000 But then someone must have coached him for this, or he realized himself to take a different approach.

00:56:22.000 I'm going to tell you something about the difference.

00:56:23.000 I'm going to tell you something about the difference.

00:56:25.000 Whatever numbers you say, the loser of this election still won, breaking the record.

00:56:31.000 I know, isn't that crazy?

00:56:32.000 Second place still was...

00:56:34.000 Second place would be first place.

00:56:35.000 Any other time. 0.98

00:56:37.000 In history, it would have shitted on everything. 0.99

00:56:38.000 That's nuts. 0.92

00:56:39.000 It shows everybody realize it's important to find...

00:56:41.000 When you realize that a guy like Donald Trump can become president, you realize, oh my God, it's actually important to vote.

00:56:47.000 Yo, bruh.

00:56:48.000 You know, it has to...

00:56:50.000 Until you see those numbers, yo, it was like...

00:56:54.000 It was crazy.

00:56:55.000 It was like in certain places separated by 5,000 votes.

00:57:00.000 I know.

00:57:00.000 10,000 votes.

00:57:01.000 Yeah, it was tight.

00:57:03.000 And you could say, you could make an argument.

00:57:05.000 It could have went either way.

00:57:06.000 Here's the situation. 0.99

00:57:08.000 Man, Donald Trump let it be known that he didn't give a fuck about anybody but his base. 0.99

00:57:22.000 Yeah, pretty much. 0.99

00:57:24.000 That's it.

00:57:24.000 And I'm not saying, if it's a numbers game, understand that.

00:57:28.000 Like, there's a certain amount of people that will help you get elected.

00:57:32.000 There's a certain amount of people. 0.99

00:57:34.000 That's why you have strategists and shit. 0.98

00:57:35.000 They'll be like, if we do this, we get these robocalls here and everything. 0.98

00:57:39.000 You know, it's the science to that.

00:57:40.000 There's certain people that can help you get there.

00:57:43.000 Well, if he...

00:57:46.000 If he softened his approach up, I think the base would not have appreciated it.

00:57:52.000 It's like, love him or hate him.

00:57:54.000 It's very polarizing.

00:57:56.000 To hate him works for a situation.

00:57:58.000 Whereas Biden, I don't think people love Biden.

00:58:00.000 Something has to be...

00:58:01.000 I don't think they dislike him either.

00:58:03.000 But they hate Trump.

00:58:04.000 The people that voted for Biden hate Trump.

00:58:07.000 Most of them.

00:58:08.000 Or just feel like we just can't do this anymore.

00:58:10.000 The people that voted for Biden hate Trump.

00:58:13.000 But they're not excited about him the way they're excited about Obama or excited about Clinton or excited about a million other presidents in the past.

00:58:21.000 Yeah, but for the most part, every time it switches over, it's because somebody goes totally opposite of what was going on.

00:58:27.000 Yeah, there's a little bit of that. 0.99

00:58:29.000 But it's usually bullshit. 1.00

00:58:31.000 It's bullshit, man. 1.00

00:58:32.000 But I'm like, man... 1.00

00:58:33.000 These old stories.

00:58:34.000 These old stories that they're repeating over and over again.

00:58:36.000 Biden is filling up his cabinet with all these billionaire hedge fund people's...

00:58:43.000 Not hedge fund people, but like the guy that is involved in environmental.

00:58:49.000 He just hired some guy that people are upset about.

00:58:52.000 I don't know what color he is.

00:58:53.000 I was reading about the environmental advisor.

00:58:57.000 That's important to me. 1.00

00:58:57.000 Because he worked for a fucking oil company. 1.00

00:59:01.000 The black part is important to me. 0.99

00:59:02.000 An environmental advisor was taking money from fossil fuel companies, and they're like, hey, [...

00:59:08.000 This guy has ties to fossil fuels, and you're doing something with him that involves the environment.

00:59:14.000 There could be a conflict of interest.

00:59:15.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:59:16.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:59:16.000 If he's a black guy, okay. 0.98

00:59:18.000 Yeah, if he's a black guy. 0.99

00:59:19.000 We'll find out right now.

00:59:23.000 I think they're probably going to hire a lot of Republicans.

00:59:25.000 That's what they did.

00:59:26.000 They already started.

00:59:27.000 Black guy.

00:59:27.000 They're going to hire a lot of people that want to...

00:59:30.000 Listen, in their defense, they probably think some radical things need to be done to kickstart the economy right now. 0.99

00:59:38.000 The economy's kind of fucked. 0.97

00:59:39.000 I agree, but I don't know how they're going to be able to work together. 1.00

00:59:42.000 I think they're all dirty, bro. 0.97

00:59:44.000 They all work together. 0.99

00:59:45.000 Here it goes.

00:59:45.000 Biden just appointed his climate movement liaison.

00:59:48.000 Black man! 0.94

00:59:48.000 Yes! 0.94

00:59:49.000 Told you, son!

00:59:50.000 It's a fossil fuel industry ally. 0.53

00:59:53.000 Black! 1.00

00:59:53.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:59:54.000 There he is. 0.94

00:59:55.000 Black! 1.00

00:59:55.000 Look at black as shit. 1.00

00:59:58.000 That's all I need, Joe. 1.00

00:59:59.000 There you go.

01:00:00.000 He raked in big money from fossil fuel industry while waiting to help oil and gas companies.

01:00:06.000 Or voting, rather, to help oil and gas companies.

01:00:09.000 Look how he's greeting them.

01:00:10.000 It's different.

01:00:11.000 Look, he's giving them knuckles.

01:00:12.000 Hey, fella. 1.00

01:00:13.000 My motherfucker. 1.00

01:00:14.000 There's a video of Lindsey Graham and Kamala Harris fist bumping each other. 1.00

01:00:20.000 It's adorable.

01:00:21.000 Kamala Harris.

01:00:21.000 Reaching across the aisle.

01:00:23.000 That was a good move.

01:00:24.000 He's walking by, fist bumps.

01:00:25.000 Well, she's the only good move.

01:00:26.000 She's strong.

01:00:28.000 You know, she was a district attorney.

01:00:29.000 She got some questionable arrests on her.

01:00:31.000 Of course. 0.99

01:00:32.000 There's some shit that she did imprisoning people and keeping them in prison to use them to fight wildfires and shit, but... 1.00

01:00:39.000 In my community, I've heard people talk about her and everything. 0.99

01:00:44.000 You have trust in her?

01:00:46.000 You believe in her?

01:00:47.000 What I did believe in was when she got elected to be the first female vice president, first black president.

01:00:56.000 Within a couple of days, the commercials I've seen on different urban platforms, or just period, It's been, you see a little black girl, right?

01:01:04.000 Looking up to something.

01:01:06.000 You know?

01:01:07.000 We see that shadow with her standing there and the little black girls in the shadow. 0.94

01:01:10.000 Black girls in the shadow. 0.99

01:01:11.000 But the little girls are just showing us like this. 0.97

01:01:13.000 You could be that person.

01:01:15.000 Yeah, they feel black girl joy.

01:01:16.000 They see something...

01:01:18.000 She also, you know, she didn't do just bad things. 0.63

01:01:24.000 She did a lot of good things. 1.00

01:01:25.000 She prosecuted a lot of child sex predators, a lot of pieces of shit, a lot of bad people. 0.99

01:01:30.000 It wasn't just the situations where people should have been let out of jail and weren't. 0.99

01:01:35.000 But there's also, like...

01:01:37.000 This is the thing that we have to realize when it comes to district attorneys and just attorneys and prosecutors and defense attorneys in general.

01:01:42.000 They're trying to win a game.

01:01:43.000 And it gets dirty.

01:01:44.000 When I tell you what my prosecutor screams?

01:01:46.000 You haven't yet, but I'm sure you will.

01:01:48.000 Sorry, go ahead.

01:01:49.000 You're trying to prosecute people or defend people. 0.99

01:01:51.000 The people defend people they know are fucking guilty. 0.99

01:01:55.000 And they'll keep shit from the prosecution even though they know they're defending a guilty person. 1.00

01:02:00.000 They do it all the time. 0.98

01:02:01.000 And people prosecute people that they're not sure are guilty.

01:02:05.000 And they'll pretend they're sure that that person's guilty because they want to win.

01:02:08.000 And they'll withhold information that could potentially exonerate that person because they're playing a game.

01:02:14.000 When you let people play a game, anytime you let people play a game and someone's trying to win, they cheat.

01:02:19.000 They try to figure out a way to do better than you with influence, by withholding things, by holding things back.

01:02:26.000 They know this judge.

01:02:27.000 They're tight with this lawyer.

01:02:28.000 They try to win a game.

01:02:30.000 You've made it a game.

01:02:31.000 So you've got a prosecutor and you've got a defense attorney.

01:02:33.000 So you've got two competing forces.

01:02:35.000 You're always going to have lies.

01:02:37.000 100%.

01:02:37.000 Because people play games.

01:02:39.000 So that was the business she's in.

01:02:41.000 Us saying that she did this, that's her business.

01:02:45.000 That's her business. 0.92

01:02:46.000 And they are a business of words.

01:02:48.000 Like you're saying, there's no personal connection.

01:02:50.000 She's in the business of laws. 1.00

01:02:51.000 How do I win with...

01:02:53.000 Laws, but laws are the word.

01:02:55.000 How do I win with these words right here?

01:02:56.000 No matter what you think, how do I win with this?

01:02:59.000 Come on, Kamala, you know that's not right.

01:03:01.000 We're not talking about right.

01:03:03.000 We're talking about what we can prove.

01:03:05.000 And that's what law is all about, right?

01:03:07.000 Well, if you are a defense attorney, that's your job is to protect somebody and try to get them off even if they might be guilty.

01:03:15.000 And if you're a prosecutor, your job is to prosecute somebody.

01:03:17.000 Your job is not to go, hey, we might be wrong.

01:03:19.000 Your job is not to go, hey, let's... 0.99

01:03:21.000 But the shady shit is when you don't play by the rules and you withhold information or withhold evidence. 0.97

01:03:29.000 And people have done that in the past, and that's when things get real squirrely. 0.99

01:03:32.000 Because, like, okay, now you're not playing the game.

01:03:34.000 You're using your unfair advantage of being able to suppress...

01:03:37.000 But nothing surprises you.

01:03:37.000 Nothing surprises you.

01:03:39.000 No, it doesn't surprise me.

01:03:40.000 But what I'm saying is it doesn't make a person all bad.

01:03:42.000 She's not all bad.

01:03:43.000 She's done a lot of very good things.

01:03:45.000 I read an article about all the different things she did, including the different things that she did that a lot of people thought were bad, like threatening moms that they would go to jail if their son was truant.

01:03:57.000 But it turns out no one ever went to jail.

01:03:59.000 It was a threat, and obviously it's terrifying to be a single mom and think you might get put in jail because your son is just running around and doesn't show up at school because you've worked two jobs trying to put food on the table.

01:04:08.000 But nobody ever actually did get arrested and went to jail. 1.00

01:04:12.000 Yeah, because it's going to be too hard to prove that shit, man. 0.99

01:04:14.000 And in some cases, some people are too lazy in certain situations, too. 0.99

01:04:20.000 Well, I'm saying it's not a good idea to threaten a mother because she's a single mom trying to get by and her son is not going to school. 0.78

01:04:28.000 It's not good to threaten her with jail time.

01:04:29.000 But sometimes people make decisions.

01:04:32.000 Yeah, sometimes people make decisions, like drastic decisions like that.

01:04:35.000 And maybe at the time they had a perspective that's different than the perspective that they have now.

01:04:40.000 It's called evolution.

01:04:41.000 I want everybody to have a clean slate.

01:04:45.000 Biden and Harris are in there now.

01:04:47.000 I think clean slate.

01:04:48.000 Forget about, but let's see what they can do.

01:04:51.000 See who the people they put into office, all the cabinet.

01:04:55.000 Let's give them a chance.

01:04:55.000 We want them to do well.

01:04:57.000 This is what was so fucked up about Trump being in office. 0.99

01:04:59.000 So many people hated him. 1.00

01:05:01.000 Exactly.

01:05:02.000 So many people hated him.

01:05:03.000 They really would rather the country do bad under him.

01:05:06.000 Because if the country was killing it under him, he's like, Look, it's killing it.

01:05:10.000 I'm the best.

01:05:10.000 I told you.

01:05:11.000 Then everybody's like, fuck! 1.00

01:05:12.000 At least, maybe, please, even Trump supporters, go into this one with a different attitude. 0.99

01:05:19.000 Let's all together say, we want the best for America.

01:05:24.000 What's done is done.

01:05:25.000 The election's over.

01:05:26.000 Maybe you were a Tulsi Gabbard fan like myself.

01:05:29.000 Maybe you like Bernie Sanders like myself. 1.00

01:05:31.000 Maybe you like fucking Jim Bush. 1.00

01:05:33.000 Yang Gang. 1.00

01:05:34.000 I love Yang Gang. 0.91

01:05:35.000 I love Andrew Yang.

01:05:36.000 He's an awesome guy.

01:05:37.000 I love a lot of his ideas.

01:05:40.000 But for now, we know where it is.

01:05:42.000 It's Biden and Harris.

01:05:44.000 Let's want them to be the best.

01:05:45.000 But them niggas mad, Joe. 1.00

01:05:46.000 Them motherfucking Trump-Trump-Trumpers. 1.00

01:05:47.000 You got different level Trumpers. 0.99

01:05:48.000 Well, there's a lot of people that think that so. 1.00

01:05:50.000 There's something mad as a motherfucker that don't want to hear shit, son. 1.00

01:05:53.000 Part of the problem is he's telling them that it's a rigged election. 1.00

01:05:56.000 He's telling them it's a rigged election. 0.99

01:05:57.000 That's what's so fucked up. 0.99

01:05:58.000 But part of the problem is all elections have some corruption. 1.00

01:06:03.000 They just fucking do. 0.99

01:06:05.000 They've been around forever. 1.00

01:06:06.000 But not enough for you to say, nigga, when you leaving, nigga? 0.54

01:06:08.000 I don't think there's any... 1.00

01:06:10.000 Did he keep his secrets and shit, Joe? 0.99

01:06:12.000 Well, Mike Baker, who used to be in the CIA, was on here. 0.99

01:06:15.000 Mike Baker or your Baker?

01:06:16.000 Mike.

01:06:17.000 His name is Mike Baker.

01:06:18.000 He was in the CIA and he came on the podcast recently.

01:06:22.000 He was telling me that even if they did overturn it, even if they did rather like find corruption, the amount of votes you're talking about in most of these states, it's not enough.

01:06:33.000 It would have to be crazy corruption.

01:06:35.000 Yeah, like he's talking about five or six people, bro. 0.99

01:06:39.000 And that's the petty shit? 0.99

01:06:40.000 No, no, it's not five or six people. 0.99

01:06:41.000 I think they uncovered two different things today in, I want to say it's Michigan, where they found a memory card that had more votes for Trump than Biden, but it was close.

01:06:57.000 It was like 1,000 for Biden and 1,000, a few hundred for Trump, like 400 or 500 for Trump.

01:07:03.000 Where did he get the memory card from, son?

01:07:04.000 I do not know.

01:07:06.000 Come on, Joe.

01:07:06.000 I think there's a lot of unorganization.

01:07:08.000 That nigga could have brought up any memory card. 1.00

01:07:12.000 Someone who's counting votes got the memory card from the machines. 0.91

01:07:15.000 Who told you that story?

01:07:17.000 This is in the news.

01:07:18.000 Which news outlet?

01:07:19.000 It was in three or four different ones that I saw.

01:07:21.000 And they all said the same thing?

01:07:22.000 Well, they all said that there was a memory card that was discovered and they showed the counts in the memory card.

01:07:28.000 But they've also found other ballots that didn't get counted yet.

01:07:32.000 There's just a lot of disarray.

01:07:33.000 You're dealing with human beings that are counting memory cards.

01:07:36.000 Millions of votes.

01:07:37.000 Millions in the percentage.

01:07:38.000 And they're counting a lot of them just paper.

01:07:40.000 They're getting mail and they're opening it up and they have to find out.

01:07:44.000 This is what I didn't understand.

01:07:44.000 This is what I didn't understand, Joe.

01:07:45.000 This was so funny.

01:07:46.000 It kind of like backfired, right?

01:07:49.000 That the mail-in votes is what killed Trump.

01:07:51.000 That's what they're saying.

01:07:52.000 Yes.

01:07:52.000 For the most part.

01:07:53.000 And the funny thing about it, Trump has the type of following that he literally could tell them to do anything they're going to do it. 0.99

01:07:59.000 He told motherfuckers not to mail in. 0.99

01:08:02.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:08:03.000 Well, he wanted to make a point, coming in person.

01:08:05.000 Well, this is the point, right?

01:08:07.000 Joe, answer this question.

01:08:08.000 How do you make that point? 0.99

01:08:09.000 Understand making that point when you're not in the middle of a fucking pandemic. 0.99

01:08:12.000 You know what I'm saying? 0.98

01:08:14.000 That would have been a great argument in 16. Especially for old folks, right? 1.00

01:08:18.000 For anybody that wants to participate, but the only thing that would stop them is if they're going to go outside and risk their lives.

01:08:25.000 So you're not thinking to give that person the opportunity to be a part of it?

01:08:29.000 Yeah.

01:08:30.000 And that's the part that kind of fucked it up.

01:08:32.000 Well, I don't know if he definitely wanted people to vote in person, but did he ever encourage people to vote by mail as well?

01:08:38.000 No, it wasn't!

01:08:39.000 He was always saying that mail was going to get a fraud. 0.99

01:08:41.000 Son, this whole shit was crowdsizing. 0.99

01:08:43.000 I'm like, nigga, somebody, Secret Service, break the secret. 1.00

01:08:47.000 Tell this motherfucker that the corona is out here. 1.00

01:08:53.000 He caught it. 1.00

01:08:54.000 He knows it was out there. 0.93

01:08:55.000 This nigga caught it. 1.00

01:08:56.000 Yeah. 0.98

01:08:57.000 Right?

01:08:57.000 And gave all the Secret Service it.

01:08:59.000 Give a lot of people it.

01:09:00.000 But they can't.

01:09:00.000 Secret Service can't say nothing because they're Secret Service.

01:09:02.000 They got to keep it a secret.

01:09:04.000 I'm sure they're young and healthy too.

01:09:05.000 They probably shook it off pretty easy.

01:09:07.000 Decided people don't understand.

01:09:08.000 They probably got the same medicine he got, you know?

01:09:11.000 A lot of that medicine is called your immune system being up to par. 1.00

01:09:15.000 Everybody that's talking about this shit is the lazy route. 0.99

01:09:17.000 No one wants to say... 1.00

01:09:18.000 Just a little bit of that, but they also gave him a bunch of experimental shit. 0.97

01:09:21.000 They gave him this antibody blood transfusion medication. 0.97

01:09:27.000 They gave him...

01:09:28.000 What was it called?

01:09:29.000 Regeneron?

01:09:29.000 Is that what it's called, Jamie?

01:09:30.000 I think so.

01:09:31.000 They gave him some other...

01:09:33.000 I don't know if it's experimental or if it's recently been released.

01:09:39.000 They gave him that medication.

01:09:41.000 They gave him a steroid.

01:09:42.000 They gave him a bunch of different things all at once. 0.99

01:09:45.000 So he got a cocktail shit that made him feel great. 0.97

01:09:47.000 I was gonna say, not only that, son, how much is that cocktail? 0.99

01:09:51.000 That's not no easy cocktail.

01:09:52.000 It's not cheap.

01:09:54.000 And he wants that to be able to be given to everybody.

01:09:57.000 But I don't know if that's feasible at the moment.

01:09:59.000 To make those doses.

01:10:02.000 Well, it's not just to make the money.

01:10:03.000 Just to make the doses.

01:10:05.000 Like, say if they have all that medication and all that blood antibody medication and all this different stuff, they're going to give him the steroids.

01:10:13.000 To make that for 300 million people, that's so many people.

01:10:17.000 So if everybody gets sick, you have a dose.

01:10:20.000 We have one dose for every human being in this country.

01:10:24.000 Even if you have one dose for half the people.

01:10:25.000 You could get it done if your money is right.

01:10:27.000 It's all of them. 1.00

01:10:27.000 You would need 300 million vials of this shit. 1.00

01:10:31.000 That's so much. 0.99

01:10:32.000 You're not going to need all of those.

01:10:33.000 And probably more than that because you're probably going to need multiple vials per person.

01:10:37.000 They wouldn't even make that number for everybody to get one.

01:10:41.000 They wouldn't make that number.

01:10:42.000 That number's going to be broken down by, okay, what's the criteria to get this?

01:10:47.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:10:47.000 Well, also, it would be, how many people do we really want to get it to?

01:10:50.000 Because how many people are going to be sick at any one given time?

01:10:52.000 It's probably never going to be more than 25% of the population, even if it's high. 0.99

01:10:56.000 But even if it comes out, Joe, motherfuckers, I'm telling you, certain motherfuckers are not taking that vaccine for whatever reason. 0.99

01:11:02.000 Yeah, I think you're right. 1.00

01:11:03.000 The black community is fucked. 1.00

01:11:05.000 Niggas ain't fucked with no vaccine, too. 1.00

01:11:06.000 It's like an iPhone, son. 1.00

01:11:08.000 You need the third one. 0.99

01:11:10.000 No black person is going to take it. 1.00

01:11:12.000 I think there's a lot of people that are not going to take it, but I think what they think is herd immunity. 0.89

01:11:16.000 Once we get to 50% of the people that took it, the virus will probably die off.

01:11:21.000 I think it's going to be in that neighborhood of 50% of the people that had it.

01:11:25.000 If either 50% of the people either have had COVID or have the vaccine for COVID, they think we're going to hit herd immunity and mostly die off.

01:11:33.000 But it could always kick back in again.

01:11:34.000 That's what they're worried about, that it's going to be like the common cold or the flu every year.

01:11:38.000 Would you take a vaccine?

01:11:39.000 Yeah, for sure.

01:11:39.000 If it works, yeah.

01:11:41.000 If it's been proven that it works, and I talk to doctors and they explain what the science is and how it works, and then I talk to people that have taken it and they say, you know, what the side effects are. 0.70

01:11:49.000 Because with the COVID vaccine, I think the side effects are you feel like shit for a couple days. 0.99

01:11:54.000 Who can't deal with feeling like shit for a couple days? 1.00

01:11:56.000 How happy are you when you can't lose two days? 1.00

01:11:59.000 Yeah.

01:12:00.000 Yeah, I would definitely do it if I thought it was safe.

01:12:03.000 I don't know enough about it right now to say that I think, I mean, that was one of the things that Nicholas Christakis was talking about yesterday.

01:12:09.000 He was talking about the potential dangers for the vaccine.

01:12:13.000 And I appreciate that he brought that up because it's such a sensitive area for people.

01:12:16.000 They think that if you think there's a danger in any kind of vaccine, you're some sort of anti-vaxxer.

01:12:20.000 No, there's a potential for danger of any medication when you're dealing with mass numbers of human beings.

01:12:27.000 If you have 300 million people and you give them aspirin, I don't know what percentage, but some people are going to die from aspirin, or they're going to get really sick from aspirin.

01:12:36.000 It's the same with everything.

01:12:39.000 Substances you put in people's bodies, everybody reacts differently. 1.00

01:12:41.000 People die from fucking Brazil nuts. 1.00

01:12:44.000 Yeah, but them motherfuckers want to waste time with these home remedies and shit, man. 1.00

01:12:47.000 Them home remedies, I mean, they're cool for some people, but eventually, man, you're going to have to talk to somebody. 1.00

01:12:52.000 Yeah, for sure, if you've got a real disease.

01:12:56.000 The people that want to cure cancer by not going to a doctor are like, whoa.

01:13:02.000 They can fix it now.

01:13:04.000 There's a lot of cancers.

01:13:06.000 Not all of them, of course, but there's a lot of cancer.

01:13:09.000 You're way better off having cancer now with modern medicine than you were having it 15-20 years ago. 0.99

01:13:14.000 That said, all that remedy shit, the best remedy for all this, besides the medicine if you actually get sick, is to fucking take care of yourself. 0.99

01:13:24.000 That's what I'm hoping people get out of this. 0.99

01:13:26.000 More people take care of themselves.

01:13:29.000 It's easy.

01:13:29.000 It's convenient.

01:13:30.000 I don't understand how you can ignore that.

01:13:32.000 Because it's convenient.

01:13:33.000 As long as you're not sick, you don't think you're going to get sick.

01:13:35.000 You stay home.

01:13:37.000 If you don't have to go anywhere, you just stay home.

01:13:38.000 And a lot of people just...

01:13:40.000 They just stop exercising.

01:13:42.000 They stop eating well.

01:13:44.000 They stop drinking water. 1.00

01:13:45.000 And they fuck their body up. 0.99

01:13:46.000 And then if something does... 0.98

01:13:47.000 You don't realize how much of a difference it makes in being healthy and not being healthy when something hits you.

01:13:53.000 A virus hits you.

01:13:53.000 A cold hits you.

01:13:54.000 You see...

01:13:55.000 When I got shot, son.

01:13:57.000 There you go. 1.00

01:13:58.000 I had to get the fucking IV antibiotics, son. 1.00

01:14:03.000 Well, you guys get IVs all the time. 0.99

01:14:05.000 You're always doing vitamin IVs on tour, right?

01:14:08.000 Vitaflow.

01:14:09.000 Vitaflow.

01:14:09.000 It's a company.

01:14:10.000 That's such a good move.

01:14:11.000 It is.

01:14:11.000 You did it, too.

01:14:12.000 When we did that, that was the first time I'd ever done that.

01:14:15.000 Well, really?

01:14:16.000 Vitamin IV, yeah.

01:14:17.000 Maybe I'd done one once before then.

01:14:18.000 Yo, but you was on it hard, son.

01:14:20.000 Oh, I'm on it hard now.

01:14:21.000 Yo, you had everything open.

01:14:22.000 You was like, give me one right here. 0.99

01:14:23.000 You had half your ass out, son. 0.99

01:14:25.000 I'm like, what you got? 1.00

01:14:26.000 She gave me a B12 shot in my ass. 1.00

01:14:28.000 And I saw your ass. 1.00

01:14:29.000 I was sitting right there. 1.00

01:14:30.000 I was like, nigga, take that shit across the street. 1.00

01:14:34.000 He had his fucking stomach out and his ass out. 1.00

01:14:37.000 I was like, I know you're not. 1.00

01:14:41.000 Yeah, well, the glutathione was amazing.

01:14:45.000 That stuff is great.

01:14:46.000 The vitamin drip was amazing.

01:14:48.000 We started getting them every week.

01:14:50.000 We slacked off, though, once we got here to Texas.

01:14:52.000 We haven't been doing it in Texas. 0.99

01:14:54.000 Man, that motherfucker, I'm telling you about when I did Yellow Springs this summer, that was probably one of the things that made that experience so amazing is that we were living in our own bubble and playing by our own rules and everybody was having a good time and it was all productive. 0.99

01:15:12.000 Yeah, it worked. 0.99

01:15:14.000 It worked.

01:15:14.000 You guys put on a lot of shows.

01:15:16.000 Adult summer camps.

01:15:18.000 Yeah, it's beautiful.

01:15:19.000 It was like, the shows are one thing.

01:15:22.000 But the thing that was great for me was just the whole sense of community.

01:15:27.000 You know what I'm saying? 0.98

01:15:28.000 We would have potlucks and shit, and then I would have all the housewives of Yellow Springs ascend. 1.00

01:15:34.000 Yo, dumb motherfuckers out there, dumb motherfucking Yellow Springs chicks, wives, they won't get upset with anything but a casserole dish, son. 1.00

01:15:43.000 Like, they was looking for a Rachel Ray Casual disc I had for like a week. 1.00

01:15:48.000 They were stalking where I was living and everything.

01:15:51.000 But the sense of community, man, it's like, in that area, it's one coffee shop, Dinos, everybody go there.

01:15:56.000 It's one grocery store.

01:15:58.000 It's just one of everything.

01:16:00.000 That's nice.

01:16:00.000 And it was so simple.

01:16:02.000 Well, that's better, really.

01:16:04.000 There's real good things about cities, but the thing that's missing is that camaraderie, that sense of community.

01:16:11.000 Nature.

01:16:11.000 City slickers.

01:16:12.000 They were calling me a city slicker.

01:16:14.000 I saw the videos of you and the river.

01:16:16.000 Yo, Joe.

01:16:17.000 It was the whitest, greatest adventure of the summer.

01:16:24.000 I... Became the river nigga. 0.94

01:16:28.000 That's the original name. 0.68

01:16:29.000 I'll tell you the truth, son.

01:16:31.000 You look so peaceful.

01:16:34.000 I am at peace, son.

01:16:35.000 Listen, Joe.

01:16:36.000 What does it say on the quote there?

01:16:39.000 Forever mood. 0.97

01:16:41.000 River bitches love the river ninja. 1.00

01:16:43.000 The river ninja, they do, son. 0.99

01:16:44.000 Bitches love me out there, son. 1.00

01:16:46.000 All them earthy bitches that got quartz and rocks and shit, son. 1.00

01:16:51.000 Yo, I'm talking about bitches, farmers, market bitches out there like me. 1.00

01:16:54.000 I understand what you're saying. 0.99

01:16:55.000 They love me, like women with rescue dogs.

01:16:57.000 That's a great picture, man.

01:16:58.000 Jamie, get that- Look how peaceful I was, son.

01:17:00.000 I was a river nigga.

01:17:01.000 I had to change the name, Joe. 0.68

01:17:03.000 Jamie, get that picture framed.

01:17:04.000 I need that picture.

01:17:05.000 Let's get that picture printed on steel. 0.96

01:17:08.000 Get that.

01:17:09.000 Yo, I had- Who took the photograph?

01:17:12.000 Federico.

01:17:13.000 Federico.

01:17:13.000 Did I tag him?

01:17:14.000 Yeah.

01:17:14.000 Where is Federico?

01:17:15.000 There he is.

01:17:16.000 Get a hold of Federico.

01:17:17.000 We need that picture in the studio. 0.98

01:17:19.000 Yo, he's such a talented fucking producer and everything, man. 0.98

01:17:22.000 Beautiful. 0.98

01:17:23.000 But that would be a great picture to frame in here.

01:17:25.000 Yo, I fell in love.

01:17:27.000 Joe, people think it's a joke.

01:17:30.000 It's nature.

01:17:31.000 Are you going to let me describe me?

01:17:34.000 Yeah, I'll let you.

01:17:36.000 First name I came up with, it was River Nigger, right?

01:17:39.000 And I like that for the streets, right?

01:17:41.000 But people's like, I don't know if we can put that on t-shirts.

01:17:45.000 They're looking at it from a marquee brandy point, right?

01:17:47.000 And I was like, okay, Ninja.

01:17:49.000 You know what I mean?

01:17:49.000 But he's inspired by the River Nigga.

01:17:51.000 But Ninja's for TV. There's many layers to the story.

01:17:55.000 Many layers to it.

01:17:55.000 Do you fish?

01:17:56.000 I fish.

01:17:58.000 Did you go fishing at all when you guys were dying?

01:17:59.000 I didn't get a chance to go fishing there.

01:18:01.000 But this was me at a river in Georgia, son.

01:18:05.000 Changes your mind, right?

01:18:06.000 It's everything, son.

01:18:07.000 Changes your mind.

01:18:08.000 When you buy a waterfall, you're like, oh...

01:18:10.000 There's something about these natural things like mountains or ocean. 0.95

01:18:14.000 Nature, nigga. 1.00

01:18:14.000 Nature. 1.00

01:18:15.000 Nature free as shit, son. 1.00

01:18:17.000 Yep. 1.00

01:18:18.000 It's good for you.

01:18:19.000 Look at me, son.

01:18:19.000 Let me tell you.

01:18:20.000 I know exactly. 0.98

01:18:21.000 They said, when did I turn into a river, nigga? 0.56

01:18:25.000 Right? 0.98

01:18:25.000 They said, when did I turn? 0.98

01:18:26.000 When do I remember to change?

01:18:27.000 Right?

01:18:28.000 It was when...

01:18:30.000 Look at that waterfall, man.

01:18:32.000 That's crazy.

01:18:32.000 Yo, let me tell you the story, son.

01:18:36.000 So, when we were out there...

01:18:39.000 Chappelle's wife used to make these events.

01:18:41.000 Hey, it's Family Walk Day. 1.00

01:18:42.000 I'm like, man, fuck that. 1.00

01:18:43.000 I'm from the streets. 1.00

01:18:44.000 I'm not doing all that stupid shit. 1.00

01:18:46.000 She had all these days, like, every day had a goddamn adventure or a start. 1.00

01:18:50.000 What's today? 1.00

01:18:50.000 You got to look at a little brochure and shit. 1.00

01:18:52.000 And then one day she did one and was kayaking, right? 0.99

01:18:57.000 And I went on this kayak, and it was me and my man Patrick.

01:19:00.000 He's in Yellow Spring.

01:19:01.000 He's a Yellow Spring native, whatever.

01:19:03.000 And we were going down the river, Mad River, I had a kayak.

01:19:07.000 He had a kayak.

01:19:08.000 We were smoking a joint.

01:19:09.000 And we just hear nature.

01:19:10.000 It's like...

01:19:11.000 Just straight nature, right?

01:19:14.000 And then he said, man, you know what this reminds me of?

01:19:17.000 He said, this reminds me of when I was younger, building ramps, jumping ramps on my bike, and me fishing for crawdads with my dad.

01:19:27.000 I was like, nigga, this remind me of looking for my dad.

01:19:32.000 His stories, the two stories were totally opposite.

01:19:34.000 It represented one thing for him, memories he had with his dad.

01:19:38.000 For me, it represented the memories I didn't have with my dad and the memories I wanted to create with my son.

01:19:42.000 You know what I'm saying? 0.99

01:19:43.000 When I was out there, Joe, all that thing was like, I got to bring this little motherfucker to the river. 0.99

01:19:48.000 He's got to be out here. 0.99

01:19:49.000 He's got friends out there.

01:19:50.000 And my son came out there, and the summer was beautiful.

01:19:54.000 But one thing was missing, no matter how you're celebrating in life, right?

01:19:59.000 If you're not sharing with your family, it feels weird.

01:20:01.000 Yeah, for sure.

01:20:02.000 You know, it feels like, oh man, I don't even know if it's fair for me to have this much fun. 0.98

01:20:06.000 And although how great the summer was going, when he came out, he was hanging with me on the river and shit, man. 0.99

01:20:12.000 It was like the best shit ever. 0.99

01:20:14.000 Son, we were skipping. 0.99

01:20:16.000 Jamie, you know how to skip rocks?

01:20:18.000 Of course.

01:20:19.000 Do you know how to skip?

01:20:20.000 Yeah.

01:20:21.000 It's in the wrist, right?

01:20:22.000 I was in the Boy Scouts.

01:20:24.000 Yo, don't say you're the Boy Scouts today, son.

01:20:27.000 Why?

01:20:27.000 They might have played with your booty holes, son.

01:20:30.000 Yo, there's a lot of them, man.

01:20:31.000 Don't tell me.

01:20:32.000 Don't be proud of the Boy Scouts.

01:20:34.000 Pick another division, son, not the Boy Scouts.

01:20:37.000 Nothing ever happened to my booty hole. 0.61

01:20:39.000 I had a great time. 0.63

01:20:40.000 I hung out with a bunch of criminals.

01:20:42.000 That's what you do in the Boy Scouts.

01:20:43.000 We were skipping rocks.

01:20:46.000 Yeah.

01:20:47.000 Yeah.

01:20:47.000 I didn't know it was that much precision.

01:20:52.000 It depends on the rock.

01:20:54.000 Like, you really want a nice flat rock.

01:20:55.000 A nice flat rock. 0.99

01:20:56.000 You get a flat rock, you can do some wild shit. 0.98

01:20:58.000 When we were going out every day, Talib Kweli, right? 0.99

01:21:01.000 He thinks he's a river nigga, right? 1.00

01:21:04.000 He told us one day, I could skip any rock. 0.81

01:21:08.000 You know what type of...

01:21:09.000 Any rock.

01:21:09.000 He said, no matter how big it is, I could skip any rock.

01:21:13.000 That doesn't seem likely. 0.99

01:21:14.000 That's the fucking Brooklyn cockiness he had, right? 0.99

01:21:17.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:21:17.000 It was just like... 1.00

01:21:20.000 It was like, the next time we went, he wants to challenge me in rock skipping again. 1.00

01:21:25.000 This time this motherfucker was pulling rocks out of his shorts. 0.99

01:21:28.000 He had rocks with him already. 1.00

01:21:30.000 He prepared.

01:21:32.000 Joe, he came with all perfect flat river rocks.

01:21:37.000 Oh, that's crazy.

01:21:38.000 He didn't bend over.

01:21:39.000 Is there a world championship of rock skipping?

01:21:41.000 It seems like people would take it super seriously.

01:21:43.000 I think it would.

01:21:44.000 I think it's something to think.

01:21:45.000 I'm pretty sure it's done somewhere.

01:21:46.000 I never thought about it to this moment, but I'm sure there's got to be a competition.

01:21:49.000 A rock-skipping competition. 0.98

01:21:51.000 And they got groupie bitches? 1.00

01:21:53.000 Like the girls who, it's off-season for bowling, so they go after rock skippers? 0.98

01:21:58.000 Yeah, we heard you had a 10-skipper last week. 0.99

01:22:02.000 A 10 skipper could get you a blowjob, son. 0.99

01:22:05.000 That's gonna get you some WAP. If you're looking for WAP, do a 10 skipper, son. 1.00

01:22:09.000 A 10 skipper?

01:22:10.000 You know what WAP is, right?

01:22:11.000 I do.

01:22:12.000 Who educated you to it?

01:22:13.000 Because I don't think, no disrespect to your hip-hop or whatever, someone introduced you to WAP. I don't know.

01:22:20.000 It might have been Jamie.

01:22:21.000 Was it you?

01:22:23.000 Could be.

01:22:24.000 Yeah, because of the Ben Shapiro video.

01:22:26.000 Oh, that's right.

01:22:27.000 That's right.

01:22:28.000 Yeah.

01:22:28.000 Which was it?

01:22:30.000 Because Ben Shapiro was like, you know when people self-own, they don't realize they're self-owning?

01:22:38.000 Right. 1.00

01:22:39.000 When the song's about wet-ass pussy, he's like, well, that sounds like a gynecological condition. 1.00

01:22:43.000 I would tend to... 1.00

01:22:45.000 And people are like, what?

01:22:48.000 That's not the point, Ben.

01:22:49.000 I know the point is, but I understand that.

01:22:52.000 I understand his point.

01:22:53.000 That's an abnormal amount of moisture.

01:22:56.000 Yes.

01:22:56.000 To be able to come up with a whole song about it, it's like, it's a level...

01:23:02.000 What do you think would happen if you came out with a song called Hard-Ass Dick?

01:23:05.000 I want to do it.

01:23:06.000 Would not be received that well.

01:23:08.000 With as minimal controversy as Wet-Ass...

01:23:10.000 Certain songs gotta be answers.

01:23:13.000 Right.

01:23:14.000 Like answers to a song. 1.00

01:23:15.000 To wet ass pussies. 1.00

01:23:16.000 K. Michelle had a song, You Can't Change a Man. 1.00

01:23:19.000 Right? 1.00

01:23:20.000 And I flipped it and did a song called You Can't Raise a Bitch. 1.00

01:23:25.000 You Can't Save a Bitch. 1.00

01:23:26.000 That was the name of the song. 1.00

01:23:27.000 Can't Save a Bitch. 1.00

01:23:28.000 Do you remember when they used to have songs and then they would have answer songs? 0.98

01:23:34.000 There's been a bunch of those.

01:23:36.000 Someone would have a song and then someone would have a response song to that song.

01:23:42.000 Like Scrubs...

01:23:43.000 Yes!

01:23:44.000 They had Scrubs.

01:23:45.000 Then they had another one.

01:23:46.000 I can't remember, but I know you said that.

01:23:49.000 Wasn't I Saw You Standing in the Rain?

01:23:50.000 Wasn't there one of those?

01:23:51.000 Orange Juice Jones?

01:23:52.000 Wasn't there an answer song to that?

01:23:54.000 Orange Juice Jones.

01:23:56.000 If I know any answer to that, I just immediately told how old I am.

01:24:00.000 To know Orange Juice Jones and how cool he was. 1.00

01:24:04.000 Orange Juice Jones was the shit. 0.99

01:24:05.000 That song was the best at the time. 1.00

01:24:08.000 That was an original kind of song.

01:24:10.000 There never been a song that told the whole story of getting done wrong like that.

01:24:14.000 Especially it didn't tell in the rain.

01:24:16.000 Right.

01:24:17.000 Everybody knows that story.

01:24:19.000 But you followed this couple in the rain.

01:24:22.000 Yeah.

01:24:23.000 And then at the end, when he chopped up the credit cards.

01:24:27.000 He got back with revenge.

01:24:27.000 Yeah.

01:24:28.000 He's like, go on, bitch. 1.00

01:24:30.000 Get out of here. 1.00

01:24:31.000 He had his credit cards and everything.

01:24:32.000 Yeah.

01:24:34.000 That was a song that made people happy.

01:24:35.000 Hey Joe, I came over here. 1.00

01:24:36.000 I'm not selling shit. 0.99

01:24:39.000 You got more stuff? 0.99

01:24:41.000 Yeah, look.

01:24:41.000 You remember this, right?

01:24:43.000 Remember my Black Ash, right?

01:24:44.000 Yes.

01:24:45.000 Alright, here.

01:24:45.000 That's a re-up.

01:24:46.000 Thank you.

01:24:48.000 We kept the other one in California because we weren't sure if we were going to be going back and forth.

01:24:51.000 Yeah, you got that one.

01:24:52.000 Look at this one right here.

01:24:54.000 There's some hoes in this house candle. 1.00

01:24:56.000 That's for a holiday, Joe.

01:24:57.000 It's a ho, ho, ho hose. 0.92

01:25:00.000 Not like H-O-E. There's some hoes in this house candle. 1.00

01:25:04.000 Yo, look at this one, though, Joe.

01:25:06.000 Because I fell in love with Yellow Spring.

01:25:07.000 That's one of my top sellers, Joe.

01:25:09.000 Oh, Yellow Spring candle.

01:25:10.000 From the streets to the creeks.

01:25:12.000 From the hoods to the woods. 1.00

01:25:13.000 From whores to oars. 1.00

01:25:14.000 From Adidas to divas, son. 1.00

01:25:16.000 I got a whole story, boom. 1.00

01:25:18.000 And this for the white chicks out there, because I got a lot of white bitches out there now. 1.00

01:25:20.000 Okay, Karen Candle. 1.00

01:25:22.000 Mm-hmm.

01:25:23.000 Imagine if your name was Karen and you were fine for like 30 years.

01:25:27.000 Joe, there's more!

01:25:28.000 Look at this, son.

01:25:30.000 That's a hemp bag, son.

01:25:31.000 I feel like all of a sudden we turn into the home shopping network.

01:25:33.000 That's what I wanted to avoid, Joe, but at the same time, I opened up an online store, son, and it's doing well.

01:25:40.000 Okay.

01:25:41.000 Do you have a website that we could just put up on screen instead of bringing all these objects out one after another?

01:25:46.000 Joe, you call it...

01:25:48.000 No, listen.

01:25:50.000 Oh, you have like a little thing.

01:25:51.000 You scan with the phone.

01:25:52.000 You call them objects.

01:25:54.000 I don't call it objects.

01:25:56.000 Products?

01:25:57.000 Man, give me my candle back, man.

01:25:58.000 What is it if it's not a product?

01:26:00.000 No, just if you don't want them, Joe, give them back.

01:26:01.000 I do.

01:26:02.000 You gonna use them?

01:26:03.000 I'll definitely use them.

01:26:04.000 All right.

01:26:05.000 I like candles.

01:26:06.000 Those are good, too.

01:26:07.000 And they're soy, too.

01:26:09.000 They're soy?

01:26:10.000 Yeah, and they're hand-poured in the USA. You can have them back.

01:26:12.000 I don't do anything with soy.

01:26:15.000 It's a candle, man.

01:26:16.000 Yeah.

01:26:17.000 Don't disrespect that.

01:26:19.000 People want that.

01:26:19.000 People get mad at soy.

01:26:21.000 Soy is like a political fruit or a vegetable.

01:26:24.000 Is it?

01:26:25.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:26:26.000 People call you a soy boy. 0.91

01:26:27.000 If you're a Republican, people call weak men soy boys. 0.86

01:26:32.000 It's an insult.

01:26:33.000 I never knew that. 1.00

01:26:34.000 Soy is one of the rare foods that's actually attached to being a bitch. 1.00

01:26:38.000 That's a pussy food? 1.00

01:26:39.000 Yeah, like, if you're a guy who's really into soy, and this is not my perspective, this is just, I just think it's a fucking, it's a plant. 1.00

01:26:47.000 It doesn't matter to me. 0.98

01:26:48.000 Right.

01:26:49.000 Isn't that edamame?

01:26:50.000 Isn't that soy?

01:26:51.000 Like, when you have edamame at a Japanese restaurant, isn't it soy?

01:26:55.000 Yes.

01:26:55.000 Yeah.

01:26:56.000 Is that the case, Jamie?

01:26:58.000 The first time I ever tried edamame, I was so ghetto.

01:27:02.000 Did you eat the whole thing?

01:27:03.000 Yeah, and I was like, my throat was killing me, son.

01:27:07.000 The best part is the outside. 0.99

01:27:08.000 I didn't know anything about it, goddamn. 0.99

01:27:10.000 They put all the delicious salt and everything on the outside. 0.99

01:27:11.000 The sea salt, yeah, some sea salt.

01:27:13.000 If you had a bowl of just edamame...

01:27:15.000 It takes away from it.

01:27:17.000 You wouldn't even want it.

01:27:18.000 It's the whole process.

01:27:19.000 It's the whole process of ripping a sleeve.

01:27:21.000 Edamame beans are whole, immature soybeans, sometimes referred to as vegetable-type soybeans.

01:27:28.000 They're green and different color from regular soybeans, which are typically light brown, tan, or beige.

01:27:32.000 Yeah, so it's the soy.

01:27:34.000 I like it a moment. 0.99

01:27:35.000 I don't mind soy, but a lot of people think of soy as being like a bitch food. 0.99

01:27:41.000 I never knew that. 0.96

01:27:42.000 I thought it was a healthy...

01:27:42.000 I mean, I knew it was not the most masculine food, but I thought it was like you stepped your game up.

01:27:47.000 When you enter the edamame lane, it's like, oh shit, this motherfucker eat edamame now. 1.00

01:27:51.000 I think there's a reason. 1.00

01:27:52.000 I think soy lowers your testosterone.

01:27:55.000 I think there's like estrogen.

01:27:57.000 Yeah.

01:27:58.000 Soy isoflavones can produce estrogen-like activity in the body, mimicking the effects of natural estrogen.

01:28:05.000 Yeah.

01:28:05.000 But I think you have to...

01:28:06.000 You can grow titties off of soy? 0.98

01:28:07.000 Not quite, but it might feminize you. 0.99

01:28:10.000 It might feminize you. 1.00

01:28:11.000 Fuck sorry, man. 1.00

01:28:12.000 Plants affect your hormone production. 1.00

01:28:14.000 Do you know they actually develop testosterone, like synthetic testosterone, from wild yams?

01:28:21.000 Like plants, yeah.

01:28:22.000 From wild yams?

01:28:23.000 Wild yams, yeah.

01:28:24.000 That's how they develop some artificial testosterone or exogenous testosterone.

01:28:30.000 I would think that that would be part of the whole Cialis and Blue pill era, too.

01:28:35.000 That's a different thing, though.

01:28:36.000 That's just blood flow.

01:28:37.000 That's nitrous oxide.

01:28:38.000 So why is nobody promoting wild yams?

01:28:41.000 Not nitrous oxide.

01:28:42.000 Nitrous...

01:28:42.000 What is it?

01:28:43.000 Nitric.

01:28:44.000 Nitric oxide.

01:28:47.000 That's like NO explode, all those pump things you do when you want to get jacked.

01:28:51.000 We're lifting weights. 0.84

01:28:52.000 A lot of those supplements, they mimic the same sort of effect, just not to the same degree as finasteride, like Viagra and Cialis and shit like that. 0.87

01:29:04.000 But they don't make you have more testosterone. 0.96

01:29:07.000 With these, like soybeans, and I think really for it to affect your hormones, I think it's just like it can, it's a possibility chemically, but in order to actually do it, I think you'd have to eat some fucking preposterous number of soybeans. 0.67

01:29:21.000 I don't think it's something people really have to worry about.

01:29:24.000 No, I don't think it's anything anybody really has to worry about.

01:29:27.000 But I think it's just a stereotype.

01:29:29.000 For me, I didn't even know the stereotype.

01:29:32.000 Yeah, they call people soy boys.

01:29:33.000 I didn't know that.

01:29:34.000 I thought it was like you're evolving as a foodie. 0.99

01:29:38.000 You know, like the first time I was like, oh shit, y'all niggas don't know about the edamamis. 1.00

01:29:43.000 Because I was introducing somebody else to it, but I didn't know that it symbolized being a pussy. 1.00

01:29:47.000 It doesn't. 1.00

01:29:48.000 It's silly. 1.00

01:29:49.000 People are silly. 1.00

01:29:50.000 It tastes good. 1.00

01:29:51.000 Atomame tastes good.

01:29:52.000 If they do it right, put a little chili powder and salt on the outside.

01:29:56.000 I like it with just sea salt.

01:29:58.000 I like it sea salt too.

01:29:59.000 I'm working at a stadium, Joe.

01:30:01.000 Are you really?

01:30:01.000 What are you doing?

01:30:02.000 RFK Stadium.

01:30:03.000 Where's that?

01:30:04.000 In Washington, D.C. When are you doing that?

01:30:08.000 Thanksgiving weekend. 1.00

01:30:09.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

01:30:10.000 It's not the stadium. 1.00

01:30:11.000 It's the parking lot, right?

01:30:13.000 You're doing like an outdoor show.

01:30:14.000 I'm doing an outdoor show.

01:30:15.000 Just like the ones that Bert's been doing.

01:30:17.000 Yeah, but not at that level.

01:30:19.000 Yeah, I talked to Bert about that.

01:30:20.000 Shout out to Bert and shout out to the cab.

01:30:22.000 Bert is the guy who started it all off.

01:30:23.000 People aren't giving him enough credit.

01:30:24.000 He's the OG of drive-thru shows.

01:30:27.000 Yeah.

01:30:27.000 Bert was the guy.

01:30:28.000 It fit right into his whole shit. 1.00

01:30:30.000 He never stopped touring. 1.00

01:30:32.000 Burt toured through the entire pandemic doing drive-throughs.

01:30:35.000 And I was saying to myself, is this like a throwback Thursday or whatever?

01:30:38.000 He was like this.

01:30:39.000 And then the name of, what was the name of the tour?

01:30:42.000 Hot Summer Nights. 0.99

01:30:43.000 I'm like, this motherfucker, but... 1.00

01:30:45.000 He created a bubble and he fucking did it. 1.00

01:30:48.000 Created a bubble, stayed drunk the entire summer. 1.00

01:30:50.000 And enjoyed it.

01:30:52.000 Had a good time.

01:30:52.000 I'm doing RFK Stadium.

01:30:54.000 It's the original stadium for the Washington Redskins.

01:30:58.000 The Washington Redskins used to do that.

01:31:00.000 Beautiful.

01:31:00.000 But for nine years, that was my traditional show at the DC Improv.

01:31:05.000 I would do Thanksgiving weekend.

01:31:07.000 It was a good time for me because I got to see my family.

01:31:09.000 I got to work.

01:31:10.000 That's a great club too.

01:31:11.000 It's a great club.

01:31:13.000 That DC Improv is one of the 10 greatest clubs in the country.

01:31:16.000 And it's been probably the most consistent for 25 years.

01:31:19.000 So good.

01:31:19.000 It's just the perfect size.

01:31:21.000 Perfect.

01:31:21.000 Everything about it's perfect.

01:31:22.000 And they get every year solid.

01:31:24.000 I don't even know that a comic can do bad in terms of ticket sales there.

01:31:28.000 Everybody seems to do well, at least the lineup that they have.

01:31:31.000 They book good lineups.

01:31:32.000 When a club's got that much prestige, they've been around that.

01:31:35.000 There's certain clubs like Comedy Works where people just trust them.

01:31:40.000 There's a bunch.

01:31:40.000 Helium in Philly.

01:31:42.000 People just trust them.

01:31:43.000 It's going to be a good show.

01:31:44.000 They're not going to book any scrubs.

01:31:45.000 Right.

01:31:45.000 And that's how the DC Improv has felt.

01:31:48.000 They have developed a community.

01:31:50.000 And I, for nine years, I saw my son, from the first time I took him up, it was just him in my arms.

01:31:57.000 And then the next time, he was kind of like crawling.

01:31:59.000 The next time he was walking, then he walked to his stage.

01:32:02.000 I had like four years of pictures of his growth there.

01:32:06.000 And then because of the pandemic, I thought the weekend was gone. 0.99

01:32:09.000 I'm like, damn, that blows a tradition. 0.96

01:32:11.000 And then they made a pivot from the DC Improv. 0.99

01:32:15.000 To partnering up with DC Pull Up or whatever it is. 1.00

01:32:18.000 And they're doing the fucking outside shit. 1.00

01:32:20.000 That's beautiful. 1.00

01:32:21.000 I like that people are adapting.

01:32:23.000 That's one of the things you were saying.

01:32:24.000 Like, you started this business and Bert started doing things outside and Tom Segura's doing, like, these pay-per-view shows.

01:32:30.000 Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are doing these...

01:32:32.000 And sometimes Christina, they switch up back and forth.

01:32:35.000 They're doing these...

01:32:36.000 Crazy live shows.

01:32:38.000 I saw. 1.00

01:32:38.000 The shit that he sent me. 1.00

01:32:40.000 I mean, I'll show it to you after the show. 1.00

01:32:43.000 The things that they can...

01:32:44.000 See, during these live shows, it's 100% uncensored because it's pay-per-view.

01:32:48.000 So they don't have to worry about YouTube.

01:32:50.000 They don't have to worry about...

01:32:51.000 It's whatever. 1.00

01:32:52.000 They are showing the most fucked up videos I have ever seen in my life. 1.00

01:32:57.000 In my life. 1.00

01:32:58.000 Really?

01:32:58.000 In my life.

01:33:00.000 He sent me three things yesterday that changed my idea of what's possible.

01:33:06.000 Oh my god.

01:33:07.000 You gonna do it?

01:33:09.000 Do one of his shows?

01:33:10.000 Yeah.

01:33:11.000 I would certainly do it if we were in town together.

01:33:15.000 Tom's talking about moving here.

01:33:17.000 Everybody niggas moving out here. 1.00

01:33:19.000 You got the whole squad coming back here.

01:33:21.000 We're gonna open up a club here. 0.71

01:33:22.000 I'm down, son.

01:33:23.000 Come on down. 0.94

01:33:24.000 It's better here.

01:33:25.000 You don't have to pay taxes for the state.

01:33:26.000 People are nicer.

01:33:27.000 The barbecue's off the hook. 1.00

01:33:28.000 On the streets, they said Joe ain't stupid, son. 1.00

01:33:35.000 The streets said that nigga said I'm getting the fuck up out of here, son. 1.00

01:33:38.000 Well, I saw the writing on the wall. 0.99

01:33:40.000 I'm like, they're not going to open up the clubs.

01:33:41.000 If you don't have a comedy club open, I can't stay.

01:33:43.000 If the comedy store was open, there would be no reason for me to leave L.A. I know.

01:33:47.000 But then on the flip of that, Just because it's not open, there's no reason for you to be in LA. Be that.

01:33:57.000 You can create it.

01:33:58.000 Well, the only time I could create it, though, is in an absence of the club.

01:34:02.000 Because I wouldn't ask people, hey, leave LA. The comedy store is hopping and killing.

01:34:06.000 Come to Austin.

01:34:08.000 But when you can't open, they can't.

01:34:10.000 They're not allowing them to open.

01:34:12.000 And it could be years. 0.98

01:34:13.000 Who the fuck knows now? 0.99

01:34:14.000 I know. 0.99

01:34:15.000 Here we are now, eight months in.

01:34:17.000 We thought it was two weeks.

01:34:18.000 Remember when you thought it was two weeks?

01:34:20.000 But then again, even moving forward, Joe, you've got to remove yourself from the possibility of somebody taking something away from you.

01:34:31.000 Like that. 0.99

01:34:32.000 The way you're thinking and the way Dave has thought throughout this summer is like, yo, we really can make this shit. 0.99

01:34:41.000 Also, what we were saying before, that we were all connected to Hollywood because we thought we needed Hollywood in order to get us on television or to pay our bills. 0.99

01:34:50.000 We needed to get hired.

01:34:51.000 And then once podcasting came along, I think people realized, no, you don't.

01:34:55.000 You just need your friends.

01:34:57.000 And you have a bunch of funny friends, and everybody's tight, and everybody tells people, hey, go see Theo Vaughn's at this place.

01:35:04.000 Go see this guy.

01:35:05.000 Go see that guy.

01:35:05.000 And we all get along together.

01:35:07.000 We don't need anybody else.

01:35:09.000 That's the toughest part.

01:35:11.000 What I've noticed in this podcast world, which is predominantly white, that's the truth of it, you know what I'm saying? 1.00

01:35:17.000 It's like, there's a lot more white podcasts.

01:35:20.000 When it comes to that, when you say like the friendship part and making money, they really...

01:35:24.000 About that life.

01:35:25.000 They really do it.

01:35:26.000 They really do it.

01:35:27.000 They don't talk about it.

01:35:29.000 Every one of the guys that I've done, you know, from Delia, from Bobby, from the whole crew, it's never no, oh man, it's like, let's do it.

01:35:37.000 Everybody helps everybody.

01:35:39.000 Everybody's friendly.

01:35:40.000 And there's only a few people in the podcast world that don't have friends.

01:35:43.000 They're weirdos.

01:35:44.000 Who are they?

01:35:44.000 I don't know.

01:35:45.000 They're out in the fringes.

01:35:46.000 They gotta have names.

01:35:46.000 They're out in the fringes.

01:35:47.000 All right.

01:35:47.000 Those poor people.

01:35:49.000 A lot of people go into things with a legacy attitude.

01:35:53.000 And the legacy attitude that you know from radio is you're competing against the other people that are doing the same thing.

01:35:58.000 But the podcast world is not like that.

01:36:00.000 But some people are like that.

01:36:01.000 Some people will complain if a guest is on this podcast and then on their podcast.

01:36:06.000 They'll complain.

01:36:06.000 You were just on that podcast.

01:36:08.000 Now it's going to take away from people listening to me. 1.00

01:36:10.000 Nigga, I got more shit to talk about! 1.00

01:36:12.000 You ain't got no life! 1.00

01:36:14.000 Yo, I never understood that. 0.84

01:36:16.000 I'm like, nigga, every podcast I go on, it's talking about...

01:36:22.000 Something else.

01:36:23.000 Not only that, but if you go on a podcast and they like you, if you go on a podcast and they like you, and then I hear now you're going to go on Bobby's podcast, I'm going to watch you on that podcast too.

01:36:33.000 Because it's not like I do one podcast and now I'm out of time.

01:36:38.000 I have more time.

01:36:39.000 You're going to have another week is going to go by where you want something to listen to.

01:36:43.000 And then more people are going to listen to you on Bobby's if they heard you on somebody else's.

01:36:46.000 And here's the thing, Joe. 0.99

01:36:48.000 If you're interested enough for motherfuckers wanting to listen to you, that's it. 0.99

01:36:52.000 If you could do it. 0.98

01:36:53.000 The toughest part, this week literally is, I think, the anniversary of the first time I've ever was on this show.

01:37:01.000 Really?

01:37:02.000 I think it's this week.

01:37:05.000 Jamie's chugging.

01:37:06.000 I heard those fingers, son.

01:37:07.000 My producers don't do that. 0.99

01:37:08.000 Them bitches be looking at me right in my face. 1.00

01:37:11.000 I'll be trying to tell you. 0.99

01:37:15.000 It is, right?

01:37:16.000 Yeah, I guess.

01:37:18.000 You were on before that, right?

01:37:21.000 February 19th.

01:37:21.000 No, you were on before that one.

01:37:23.000 Before that one? 0.99

01:37:24.000 No, this is the first one we talked about the RZA shit. 0.99

01:37:26.000 That was that one. 0.99

01:37:27.000 That was a year ago this week.

01:37:28.000 Yeah, that's when...

01:37:29.000 November 12th.

01:37:29.000 Yeah, but you've been on longer.

01:37:31.000 Yeah, but I'm just saying...

01:37:33.000 From the last one.

01:37:34.000 Yeah.

01:37:34.000 Oh, yes.

01:37:35.000 So, I know you guys want to break down the story.

01:37:37.000 It's not that sentimental, but I was just saying, I remember the dates.

01:37:40.000 Yeah.

01:37:40.000 No, I get it.

01:37:41.000 It was that...

01:37:42.000 And it's been, like, it's been, I've been doing it for a year, and it's been, um, it's been interesting.

01:37:49.000 It happens, right?

01:37:50.000 It gets, it picks up steam, it picks up momentum.

01:37:53.000 I see on your Instagram stories, you're putting, or your Instagram rather, you're putting clips up. 0.99

01:37:57.000 The little assets and shit. 0.97

01:37:57.000 Get people excited. 0.97

01:37:58.000 Yeah.

01:37:59.000 Yeah, but if, yo, you, like, everything you said, it was like, once I got under the mold, like, I'm like, ah, This has to be the greatest episode.

01:38:06.000 I'm like, wait a minute.

01:38:07.000 And I start looking at the numbers of the most successful people in the podcast world.

01:38:11.000 This is like episode 1582. That's a lot.

01:38:15.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:38:16.000 I'm struggling for like, yeah, this is the 30-episode anniversary.

01:38:20.000 Well, you know how Goggins tells everybody he used to be fat?

01:38:22.000 I tell everybody, go to episode one. 0.99

01:38:23.000 It's fucking terrible. 0.99

01:38:25.000 It's terrible. 1.00

01:38:26.000 We didn't even think it was a podcast.

01:38:28.000 That's how terrible it was.

01:38:29.000 We didn't know what it was, but you did it. 1.00

01:38:30.000 We were doing it with just answering questions off of Twitter and being stupid while we were high. 0.98

01:38:35.000 No one thought it was ever going to be something that millions of people listened to. 0.91

01:38:38.000 So when we started it out, there was no expectations.

01:38:43.000 Now people have expectations.

01:38:45.000 Now you realize how much money is in it.

01:38:48.000 You see all these people that get big deals. 0.98

01:38:50.000 You see all these people that are number one on iTunes and number two on fucking Spotify. 1.00

01:38:55.000 And you go, fuck. 1.00

01:38:57.000 There's a lot going on. 1.00

01:38:59.000 This is a whole network that you don't need a lot to get into.

01:39:03.000 Man, the number one thing you have to do, and I kept tricking myself when we had talked about it, was talking.

01:39:09.000 Can you talk? 0.97

01:39:10.000 That's ridiculous that you don't think that you can talk. 0.97

01:39:13.000 It's one of the most funny things I've ever heard. 0.98

01:39:17.000 Son, I mean, with no response, just like me talking to myself.

01:39:22.000 That's easy.

01:39:23.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:39:24.000 It's like, you know, I got a better chance of making a thousand people laugh than one person.

01:39:29.000 True.

01:39:30.000 You know?

01:39:30.000 Yeah.

01:39:31.000 But it's been a great ride, man.

01:39:34.000 Yeah.

01:39:35.000 But dude, Deary over there, Julius.

01:39:37.000 You know who's the best at just talking?

01:39:39.000 Bill Burr. 1.00

01:39:40.000 That motherfucker. 1.00

01:39:41.000 I know. 1.00

01:39:41.000 Just, he never has a dead moment. 1.00

01:39:45.000 He will start on the subject and like, you know, and then you know what they want to fucking do? 0.66

01:39:49.000 And then he thinks he does an hour later. 0.87

01:39:52.000 He was one of the guys that had it.

01:39:54.000 I was like...

01:39:55.000 What would your style be more like? 0.97

01:39:57.000 I just like, I don't want to fucking talk to nobody. 1.00

01:40:00.000 I just want to say what I want to fucking say and fuck you. 1.00

01:40:03.000 And then it was like the Monday rant or something. 1.00

01:40:05.000 Yeah, Monday morning podcast.

01:40:07.000 Monday morning podcast. 1.00

01:40:07.000 And it was just like, I was like, this motherfucker can talk shit for whatever. 1.00

01:40:11.000 It's like, whatever. 1.00

01:40:13.000 It's like a dude that goes, he like wins all the bar fight conversations.

01:40:18.000 And it's the perfect platform for that.

01:40:20.000 Oh, for Bill.

01:40:20.000 It's the perfect platform.

01:40:21.000 One of the things he used to do is he used to use his cell phone.

01:40:24.000 And this is when, God, the early days of the Monday Morning Podcast.

01:40:28.000 I don't know when it started.

01:40:29.000 I bet you it had to be around 2006, 7, 8, somewhere around there.

01:40:35.000 It could be.

01:40:36.000 I don't remember.

01:40:37.000 But what I do remember is that he did a bunch of them where he left voicemails.

01:40:41.000 So he would call himself or call a service and leave a voicemail.

01:40:45.000 Really? 0.99

01:40:45.000 So he'd be sitting there at the airport talking shit about some dude's haircut. 0.99

01:40:50.000 Oh yeah, I remember those. 0.99

01:40:52.000 Yeah.

01:40:52.000 And then he had some...

01:40:54.000 It was just him really ranting, just fucking with people. 0.99

01:40:56.000 The audio quality was fucking terrible. 0.99

01:40:58.000 Because he was literally talking into an old phone at the airport and then leaving a message somewhere. 0.98

01:41:04.000 And that message became the podcast.

01:41:06.000 And you know what?

01:41:08.000 But it was hilarious.

01:41:09.000 It didn't even matter the quality of the sound.

01:41:11.000 The idea was funny. 0.91

01:41:12.000 Just like when I told you that time when Jamie was supposed to help me produce and then he fucking reneged on me. 0.60

01:41:18.000 Right? 0.75

01:41:19.000 He got real mad at me, whatever.

01:41:22.000 I remember it like it was yesterday.

01:41:24.000 I understand.

01:41:25.000 I don't know how those two are connected.

01:41:27.000 But Bill Burr, when he first started out, that was literally the perfect platform for him.

01:41:33.000 In podcasting.

01:41:34.000 Like, he's good at interviewing people.

01:41:35.000 I've been on his show before.

01:41:37.000 Other people have been on his show before.

01:41:38.000 He'll sit and talk to people.

01:41:40.000 He's fine at it.

01:41:40.000 But as far as, like, ranting, he's the best.

01:41:43.000 Yeah, that comes from an angry place.

01:41:46.000 Yeah, but he's also been doing it the longest. 0.96

01:41:48.000 You gotta think how many fucking years he's been doing that podcast where he just... 0.95

01:41:53.000 That muscle is flexed. 0.99

01:41:55.000 That muscle is tight.

01:41:56.000 He doesn't need, like...

01:41:58.000 You can form an opinion, but he doesn't need the response.

01:42:00.000 Most people need the response and the feedback.

01:42:03.000 How else do you know if you're doing good or not?

01:42:06.000 Yeah, he doesn't think about that.

01:42:08.000 He's like, and another thing!

01:42:09.000 I was watching Seth Meyers the other night, and he was doing this monologue or whatever, and it was going okay.

01:42:16.000 And then he...

01:42:20.000 Some people in the background were laughing, and you could just see the posture and everything change.

01:42:26.000 Once he got a couple of people laughing, it was like, that's important.

01:42:29.000 I heard his Netflix specials good.

01:42:31.000 Really?

01:42:31.000 Yeah.

01:42:32.000 I saw a clip on it, and it did not look bad.

01:42:34.000 It did not look bad.

01:42:35.000 Is this recent?

01:42:36.000 Because I know he had one.

01:42:38.000 I want to say his Netflix special was at least a year ago, because it was pre-pandemic for sure.

01:42:42.000 I didn't see the entire thing.

01:42:43.000 And I saw some clips, and I was like, this is good delivery.

01:42:46.000 It's good writing.

01:42:47.000 And I don't know that Seth Meyers really had a long background in stand-up, did he?

01:42:53.000 No.

01:42:54.000 He had a background doing that show, doing the monologue for the show.

01:42:59.000 I think the stand-up was very good.

01:43:02.000 I thought it was solid.

01:43:04.000 Did you ever see it, Jamie?

01:43:05.000 It's solid!

01:43:08.000 You alright?

01:43:09.000 Jesus.

01:43:10.000 It's not a good time to be coughing.

01:43:12.000 It was very good.

01:43:15.000 What I saw, the clips.

01:43:16.000 I didn't watch the whole thing.

01:43:18.000 But most of the guys, when they...

01:43:20.000 Do SNL? But you know there's some people that have done talk shows and then tried to do a stand-up special and they don't really have the chops for it.

01:43:30.000 But that didn't seem like that with him.

01:43:32.000 Yeah.

01:43:32.000 He seemed very relaxed.

01:43:34.000 He probably was in the beast for a while.

01:43:35.000 Well, he probably did the right thing, too.

01:43:38.000 He probably hired a bunch of writers.

01:43:39.000 I mean, I didn't see all of it.

01:43:40.000 Maybe the part that I saw was the only funny thing.

01:43:42.000 I really have no idea.

01:43:43.000 A lot of those guys, I guess to be buried into that show like that, don't really have time to go out and work out.

01:43:50.000 No, it's hard.

01:43:52.000 But if you could do it, like Jimmy Kimmel could do stand-up, for sure.

01:43:56.000 100%.

01:43:56.000 If Jimmy Kimmel wanted to do stand-up, 100% he could do it.

01:43:59.000 What do you think about Jim Carrey on SNL as Biden?

01:44:01.000 I didn't watch it.

01:44:02.000 None of it?

01:44:03.000 Nope.

01:44:03.000 Not one piece of it?

01:44:04.000 Not a piece.

01:44:05.000 God! 1.00

01:44:05.000 Damn, son! 1.00

01:44:06.000 I got shit to do. 1.00

01:44:07.000 If I'm gonna watch something, I generally, when I get home, I like to watch like... 0.99

01:44:13.000 Things that have nothing to do with what's going on right now.

01:44:15.000 By the end of the day, I don't... 0.95

01:44:18.000 Oh, you like documentaries and shit like that. 0.98

01:44:19.000 New Netflix special lets you skip the Trump jokes. 0.98

01:44:23.000 Oh, there's a button you can skip Trump jokes?

01:44:25.000 Yeah, you can skip the intro on Netflix.

01:44:27.000 You can skip the chunk of stuff.

01:44:29.000 But this is him talking to people, so he's interviewing people.

01:44:31.000 This is just an interview about it.

01:44:33.000 Oh, interview about it.

01:44:34.000 Okay.

01:44:35.000 Oh, that's funny.

01:44:36.000 Yeah, well, that's a good move because people are tired of Trump jokes, you know?

01:44:39.000 That's one of those subjects where people are like, enough already.

01:44:41.000 Man, I've been tired of him, and now I'm like...

01:44:44.000 They're coming back around?

01:44:45.000 To be frustrated.

01:44:49.000 To be frustrated when a dude is on his way out, you know, it doesn't make no sense.

01:44:53.000 It's like he is still getting to you.

01:44:55.000 You know, it's just a matter of time.

01:44:57.000 If you want to say the people, the voice of the peoples was heard, it was a close situation, but it is what it is and he's gone.

01:45:06.000 Why are you still mad?

01:45:07.000 People have some legitimate gripes and I understand where they're coming from, but my perspective is it's not changing anything and it's not doing you any good.

01:45:16.000 To still be holding on.

01:45:17.000 If you are anti-Trump, Biden's...

01:45:21.000 I mean, I don't think...

01:45:22.000 It's 99% official, right?

01:45:25.000 I mean, they just haven't said it yet.

01:45:26.000 And when they say it, then he will become president.

01:45:30.000 And then Kamala Harris will be the new vice president.

01:45:33.000 So...

01:45:35.000 Concentrate on good things now.

01:45:37.000 It's over.

01:45:37.000 Right.

01:45:38.000 But people are so obsessed. 1.00

01:45:39.000 I heard the fuckers the other day. 1.00

01:45:41.000 I might have said this earlier. 1.00

01:45:42.000 Look at Mike Pence and I'm having a meeting with no mask.

01:45:45.000 Man, okay. 1.00

01:45:47.000 Why you still keep getting mad because this motherfucker don't have a mask on. 1.00

01:45:51.000 It's got to be something else to talk about, son. 1.00

01:45:53.000 But they want to talk about negative things.

01:45:55.000 That's the thing.

01:45:56.000 Some people get addicted to talking about negative things, and they can't regroup even after a victory and now focus on positive things.

01:46:03.000 They want to continue to focus on negative things.

01:46:05.000 And I can see their perspective, too, especially with all these crazy tweets like, I won that election.

01:46:10.000 You know, it's all fraud.

01:46:11.000 It's all this.

01:46:12.000 It's all that.

01:46:13.000 Man, if you've got some real claims, and I don't know what the claims are, I haven't really honestly investigated them, but if you've got some real claims, you gotta present the evidence, and then, once you present the evidence, you say all the stuff like, I got robbed, I really want it.

01:46:28.000 If you want to be in a position where you're respected, If you're the president of the United States, this isn't a regular guy. 0.99

01:46:35.000 It's not like if you were involved in some ridiculous, like, small neighborhood election and you were joking around on Twitter, I won that fucking election! 0.99

01:46:45.000 That's to be expected. 0.99

01:46:48.000 But when someone's in a position where they're in charge of the nuclear football...

01:46:52.000 They literally are the commander-in-chief of the greatest army the world's ever known. 1.00

01:46:56.000 And they're firing motherfuckers? 1.00

01:46:56.000 And you're saying shit like that and firing people that don't agree with it? 1.00

01:47:00.000 Yeah, firing motherfuckers that like... 1.00

01:47:02.000 I know these other places like, boy, this would be a great time for a fucking terrorist attack right now. 1.00

01:47:08.000 Well, one of the guys he fired, what the guy said was he didn't believe there was widespread voter fraud. 0.99

01:47:14.000 He's like, you're fired.

01:47:15.000 If you don't believe that, you're fired. 0.99

01:47:17.000 This is like a madman.

01:47:19.000 The interesting part for me is like, You trying to switch the thoughts of a person that is a huge Trump fan is a waste of time. 0.94

01:47:33.000 The only thing you're going to be is frustrated.

01:47:36.000 See, here's the thing though.

01:47:37.000 I don't know, and this is where it's really important.

01:47:41.000 I don't know exactly how the election went down in terms of like, was there like 0.01% fraud?

01:47:51.000 Was there 0.5% fraud?

01:47:55.000 How much fraud was there? 0.85

01:47:56.000 We gotta assume that when there's people counting stuff, there's some fuckery going on. 0.92

01:48:00.000 Yeah, but the fuckery that's been reported, it's been like still no more than like 40 people, bro. 0.89

01:48:04.000 And then the only other problem is that it's all done through these machines, right? 0.92

01:48:09.000 And then there's been all these conspiracy theories about machines that were supposed to have been giving the votes to Trump, gave those votes to Biden.

01:48:20.000 Now, I could repeat those things, but I don't know if they're true.

01:48:23.000 But what I do know is...

01:48:25.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:48:25.000 I do know, but I know Georgia...

01:48:28.000 I know them motherfuckers pulled all them envelopes up to the building and they cut them open and they took them hand by hand. 0.99

01:48:36.000 They did them hand by hand. 0.99

01:48:37.000 Yo, those...

01:48:38.000 Those ones that were recounts or whatever, those...

01:48:41.000 You can't...

01:48:42.000 It's no machine.

01:48:43.000 It's hand by hand.

01:48:44.000 Right. 0.99

01:48:45.000 It's fucking probably... 0.99

01:48:46.000 And how does that work? 0.99

01:48:46.000 Does someone watch while they do it? 0.99

01:48:48.000 Like, do they have a supervisor? 0.95

01:48:50.000 Because I would imagine you would want to have, like, almost, like, two people watch while one person does it, which is so ridiculous.

01:48:55.000 But it seems like you kind of...

01:48:57.000 If you don't trust people...

01:48:59.000 I know.

01:48:59.000 If you don't trust people...

01:49:00.000 You kind of have to have someone watching it.

01:49:02.000 That's part of the argument that Trump's administration was saying too, was that there were certain counts that they weren't allowed to observe.

01:49:09.000 They had to be really far away and they couldn't actually see.

01:49:13.000 That sounds like people that like soybeans, son.

01:49:17.000 That's a very soy boy attitude. 0.60

01:49:21.000 But what if they're telling the truth?

01:49:23.000 Here's the thing.

01:49:24.000 I don't know, and you don't know either.

01:49:25.000 So if they were telling the truth and people were counting votes incorrectly or...

01:49:30.000 They finally know evidence of that.

01:49:32.000 I don't think they have either.

01:49:33.000 Every time that they came out with all these losses and they're dropping them, dropping them because there's no evidence of it.

01:49:39.000 He's probably made, he's had to have made every argument he can make.

01:49:44.000 No, listen, I agree with you.

01:49:45.000 I agree with you.

01:49:47.000 There's no evidence that they can present that's going to show people right now that there was so much voter fraud that they got to return everything and start all over or they got to give it to Trump.

01:49:59.000 I agree with you.

01:50:00.000 I think this is what all these experts are saying.

01:50:02.000 They're all saying that even if there was voter fraud it wasn't enough to tilt the election one way or another.

01:50:07.000 But I don't know how these machines work. 0.94

01:50:10.000 So if I'm even commenting on it, if I'm saying they couldn't have done it, that's ridiculous. 0.73

01:50:15.000 I'm saying they must have done it. 0.99

01:50:16.000 That's just as ridiculous. 0.98

01:50:17.000 I really don't know. 0.98

01:50:19.000 That's like...

01:50:20.000 When you're talking about voting, you're talking about how many...

01:50:24.000 Millions of people are voting and all this information is coming in and they gotta sort it out.

01:50:29.000 You're gonna have some mistakes.

01:50:31.000 There's no way around it.

01:50:33.000 But the question is, does it overall balance out?

01:50:37.000 Or are the mistakes all for one side?

01:50:40.000 If you find out the mistakes are all for Biden, then you're gonna go, huh.

01:50:45.000 Really?

01:50:45.000 Well, who owns the company that makes the machines?

01:50:49.000 And then how are they financed?

01:50:51.000 And who programmed that?

01:50:52.000 And how are they programmed? 0.99

01:50:53.000 Is it possible to fuck with the data? 0.99

01:50:55.000 It is possible. 0.99

01:50:56.000 Can you show me how to do it?

01:50:57.000 You can do it?

01:50:58.000 But so...

01:51:00.000 Saying anything about the vote, everybody wants to know exactly what happened.

01:51:04.000 I think there's very few people that know exactly what happened.

01:51:08.000 I know the machines and all that type of shit, but when they take the machines away and they say, okay, we're counting these hand by hand, the results of that have to be official.

01:51:18.000 Yeah, well, they definitely should be. 0.99

01:51:19.000 I understand the machines, but they was like, these mail-in motherfuckers, they had to fucking count every vote. 0.98

01:51:27.000 Yeah, it's a matter of how they're recording it, right? 0.98

01:51:29.000 You would want to make sure that everybody recorded it accurately.

01:51:31.000 I don't know how they do it.

01:51:33.000 But I would imagine that when I was talking to a guy like Mike Baker, and he was saying that even if there was fraud, there's not enough fraud to overturn it.

01:51:42.000 I would imagine he knows some things.

01:51:44.000 Yeah.

01:51:45.000 I don't. 1.00

01:51:46.000 I'm a moron. 0.99

01:51:47.000 So, me talking about he won, we all do that. 0.99

01:51:49.000 You know, we talk about he won, she won, and there's no way there was fraud, or it was definitely fraud, or I think Trump won by a landslide.

01:51:55.000 Like, people get, they get real connected, they get real connected to who's winning or losing this election, and I get it.

01:52:03.000 Man, I'm gonna miss Donald Trump, son.

01:52:06.000 He's not going anywhere, man.

01:52:08.000 TV? Man, I'm gonna miss him on TV. This motherfucker's TV persona is fucking...

01:52:13.000 You know what sucks? 1.00

01:52:14.000 What sucks that it's even... 0.99

01:52:15.000 His TV persona is like... 1.00

01:52:16.000 He's a TV motherfucker. 1.00

01:52:18.000 It sucks that it's even possible that someone could monkey with an election to the point where you change the outcome. 1.00

01:52:27.000 It sucks that that's even a thought that we could get into our head. 0.89

01:52:31.000 That's one of the crazy things about people. 0.99

01:52:34.000 We're so nuts that if we believe in a side, people that are good people will do some shady shit to have their candidate win. 0.98

01:52:42.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:52:43.000 For sure.

01:52:44.000 That's politics.

01:52:46.000 We're so crazy.

01:52:48.000 That's politics.

01:52:49.000 Anything goes.

01:52:51.000 Anything goes.

01:52:52.000 So what bothers me, and I do think that Biden won the election, and I do think...

01:52:57.000 I mean, I think there's probably some shenanigans, but I think the result is most likely correct.

01:53:02.000 But it bothers me that there's even a question.

01:53:06.000 It bothers me that anyone would ever think that anyone could...

01:53:10.000 But I think that there's Republicans that think Democrats could do it, and I think there's Democrats that think Republicans can do it.

01:53:15.000 And I think it's...

01:53:18.000 It's going to be real hard to 100% trust the election.

01:53:21.000 That's one of the things that's kind of dangerous about someone going after it.

01:53:25.000 This election is rigged.

01:53:26.000 This election is rigged.

01:53:27.000 When Trump is doing that, he's encouraging people.

01:53:31.000 Maybe that's a good thing if they are rigged.

01:53:34.000 Because maybe they're going to be able to figure out how to stop that from happening in the future.

01:53:37.000 Or maybe it's going to erode people's confidence in the elections.

01:53:41.000 And the more he does it, the more it erodes.

01:53:42.000 And the more it gets dangerous.

01:53:44.000 There's a real argument for that, too. 0.99

01:53:46.000 But, listen, again, I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. 0.98

01:53:49.000 Man, it's just... 0.99

01:53:54.000 I know, it's nuts.

01:53:55.000 It's nuts that anybody would ever think there'd be any voter fraud on either side.

01:54:01.000 But we know that people have done it.

01:54:03.000 Like, that's apparently how they got JFK in.

01:54:06.000 Wasn't there like some crazy conspiracy about the mob rigged votes for JFK and that's how he became...

01:54:11.000 Wasn't that a thing, Jamie?

01:54:13.000 Yeah.

01:54:14.000 Has that ever been proven?

01:54:15.000 I've heard talks about recently that they were in such odds with each other that they would never have helped him.

01:54:20.000 I think he was really at odds with them afterwards because he didn't...

01:54:24.000 The thought was that was one of the reasons why he was assassinated.

01:54:28.000 That he kind of doubled back on his agreement with the mob.

01:54:31.000 The explanation I heard, they were just helping local politicians.

01:54:34.000 Oh, he didn't trade his streets!

01:54:35.000 Well, his family were drug runners.

01:54:39.000 The Kennedys were moonshiners.

01:54:41.000 They made their money selling bootleg liquor during the time where it was illegal.

01:54:46.000 They were basically drug dealers.

01:54:47.000 And then they became this gigantic political dynasty.

01:54:51.000 They were the Trump family. 1.00

01:54:51.000 No, not the Trump family, but they were motherfuckers. 1.00

01:54:54.000 They were more gangster than the Trump family, really, because their literal background was in drug running. 1.00

01:55:00.000 Like, bootleg liquor, like moonshot, is drugs.

01:55:04.000 That's drug running.

01:55:05.000 You just don't think of it now because alcohol is legal.

01:55:09.000 They were drug runners! 1.00

01:55:11.000 And who had the shit? 1.00

01:55:12.000 Connected to the mob! 1.00

01:55:13.000 And they were connected to the mob. 0.99

01:55:15.000 Like, you don't think they fucked with some numbers? 0.93

01:55:18.000 You don't think there was some corruption? 1.00

01:55:20.000 Who has the fucking money? 0.98

01:55:21.000 I think there's an assumption, too, that both sides are going to try to do it. 0.99

01:55:25.000 I mean, that was Watergate, right?

01:55:28.000 The results of this election, man, it's going to be interesting to see, can Biden work with two parties, both parties?

01:55:35.000 I hope so.

01:55:36.000 I hope they prove, like, the polarization of people that are opposed to Trump being in office, and now they're not Republicans and Democrats.

01:55:45.000 I hope they work together.

01:55:47.000 Yeah, man.

01:55:48.000 That's what I hope.

01:55:49.000 That's what I hope.

01:55:50.000 I hope they work together.

01:55:51.000 Do it fast.

01:55:52.000 Biden has got, like, a lot of time.

01:55:54.000 You got to get used to President Kamala.

01:55:56.000 That's what you got to get used to.

01:55:57.000 I said it, man.

01:55:58.000 She's going to be the first president. 0.99

01:56:00.000 I said it.

01:56:01.000 That's the position.

01:56:02.000 I don't see how he can do eight years.

01:56:04.000 So what if the economy is going strong in four?

01:56:06.000 I think four he's going to keep it moving, man.

01:56:08.000 Who knows, man?

01:56:09.000 It's a setup.

01:56:10.000 I said it on stage.

01:56:10.000 I said, get ready for your first female black president because this is the setup for her.

01:56:17.000 She certainly could win.

01:56:19.000 She certainly could take over too if he dies or if he can't medically continue anymore.

01:56:24.000 But here's another thing you gotta think of. 0.99

01:56:26.000 They're doing shit to people They're doing some wild shit in terms of medicine and regenerative medicine and stem cells. 0.99

01:56:33.000 They just hook him up to stem cells every day and shoot him up with NAD and vitamin fees and steroids and growth hormone. 0.99

01:56:40.000 You never know. 1.00

01:56:41.000 They might keep that motherfucker around for a long time. 1.00

01:56:43.000 How Joseph Kennedy made his fortune, hint, it was bootlegging! 1.00

01:56:46.000 No, this just wasn't bootlegging.

01:56:48.000 Oh, it wasn't.

01:56:49.000 Oh, I can't see the end because of the white shirt.

01:56:51.000 According to this biographer, that is a rumor that started in the 60s and 70s when they're trying to figure out who killed JFK and maybe it was the mafia because they were in that business.

01:57:01.000 That sounds like the Kennedy family is trying to cover up their dirty tracks.

01:57:05.000 It's a rumor. 1.00

01:57:06.000 Get the fuck out of here. 1.00

01:57:08.000 Is there a rumor about you bootlegging ever? 0.99

01:57:11.000 I was looking, because I've heard that too, but it right away says he was in the stock market.

01:57:16.000 Well, maybe.

01:57:18.000 Maybe bootlegging too.

01:57:19.000 Let's try another source.

01:57:21.000 Let's see... 0.96

01:57:24.000 Joseph Kennedy was a bootlegger. 0.98

01:57:26.000 Type that in. 0.81

01:57:27.000 Well, that story is going to come out here.

01:57:29.000 The Daily Beast, the myth of Joe Kennedy's bootlegger.

01:57:32.000 Oh, so it is a myth.

01:57:33.000 I don't know where I would find the correct story to, you know.

01:57:36.000 I know, right?

01:57:37.000 Like, how do you know who's telling the truth and whether or not it's a big old historical cover-up?

01:57:42.000 Like, if you were bootlegging, how much information would there be about you being a bootlegger?

01:57:46.000 Unless you got arrested for it.

01:57:48.000 For me?

01:57:49.000 I think cops were probably in on bootlegging back then, don't you think?

01:57:52.000 Everybody that could make money was involved with it.

01:57:54.000 Sure.

01:57:54.000 Everybody, what is my piece?

01:57:56.000 Why wouldn't you?

01:57:57.000 They probably were angry that the bars were closed, too.

01:58:00.000 And then they wanted a couple bottles.

01:58:01.000 Give me a couple bottles, a couple hundred dollars, so you can do whatever you want to do.

01:58:04.000 Can you imagine if that's how we live right now, if booze was illegal?

01:58:09.000 Imagine as much as people drink, if you had to do it all secret, you had to like have a big dude by the door, you had to have a password to get in, you're always worried about getting raided by the cops, just so you could have a drink.

01:58:20.000 But people would do it.

01:58:21.000 They did it.

01:58:22.000 They did it for years.

01:58:22.000 They made organized crime.

01:58:24.000 That's where like Al Capone made all of his money.

01:58:27.000 Yeah, that's the argument that's going on right now with the Mexican cartels.

01:58:33.000 The reason why they're able to make so much money is because all that stuff's illegal, and they're consuming it in the United States. 1.00

01:58:39.000 So you're playing a stupid game. 1.00

01:58:41.000 You're pretending people aren't taking it when they are. 1.00

01:58:43.000 You're making it illegal because you said they shouldn't do it.

01:58:46.000 But you want to control it at the end of the day.

01:58:48.000 You're just empowering organized crime.

01:58:50.000 And that's what they did with organized crime in Chicago.

01:58:53.000 That's what they did with organized crime in a lot of areas of this country.

01:58:56.000 And that's why they probably want to position people that they had influence over to be politicians.

01:59:01.000 For sure.

01:59:01.000 They had so much money.

01:59:02.000 And back then there was no internet.

01:59:03.000 Nobody knew what was in your bank account or where it came.

01:59:06.000 Bro, shut that ding off.

01:59:07.000 Jesus Christ.

01:59:07.000 No, I was checking.

01:59:08.000 I didn't know.

01:59:09.000 Hold on a second.

01:59:12.000 Sorry, man. 1.00

01:59:13.000 Dude, put that shit on airplane mode. 1.00

01:59:15.000 What are you doing? 1.00

01:59:16.000 Okay.

01:59:16.000 Do you know how to shut off the ding, though?

01:59:17.000 Come on, man.

01:59:18.000 Stop disrespecting me, man.

01:59:19.000 But you've done it a few times.

01:59:20.000 I don't understand why it keeps dinging.

01:59:22.000 It won't ding again, man.

01:59:24.000 All right.

01:59:24.000 I'm sorry, man.

01:59:27.000 Oh, Donnell.

01:59:28.000 Donnell. 1.00

01:59:30.000 See, you can't say shit now. 1.00

01:59:32.000 You don't even know how to non-ding your phone. 1.00

01:59:35.000 Just shut the fucking ringer off, man. 1.00

01:59:38.000 You gotta flip it up. 1.00

01:59:39.000 No, you gotta flip it up towards you.

01:59:41.000 You're keeping it down.

01:59:43.000 It's off, man.

01:59:44.000 It's gonna ding again.

01:59:46.000 It's gonna ding from beyond the grave.

01:59:50.000 She's adorable, man.

01:59:54.000 What were we just talking about?

01:59:56.000 I don't know.

01:59:58.000 Do you remember Jamie?

01:59:59.000 Oh, Kennedy's being a bootlegger.

02:00:01.000 Oh, yeah. 0.97

02:00:02.000 Maybe not. 1.00

02:00:03.000 I might be full of shit. 1.00

02:00:05.000 But we didn't know. 1.00

02:00:06.000 For sure.

02:00:07.000 But it was like there was just a rumor.

02:00:09.000 I don't know how it started.

02:00:10.000 Right. 0.99

02:00:10.000 For sure, there's a lot of organized crime money in fucking bootlegging. 0.99

02:00:13.000 That's a fact. 0.99

02:00:14.000 I'm on antibiotics because I got shot.

02:00:17.000 Yeah, you can't drink for how long?

02:00:20.000 Like, three more days, son.

02:00:22.000 Refreshing, though.

02:00:23.000 Give your body a little bit of a break.

02:00:24.000 It is, but I'm...

02:00:25.000 It is.

02:00:26.000 You missed it.

02:00:27.000 You're looking forward to it.

02:00:27.000 No, not missing it.

02:00:29.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:00:29.000 Like, after a show, a little shot.

02:00:31.000 Right.

02:00:32.000 You know, I just got this for all the people that's been in the streets and got shot.

02:00:36.000 Gotta get better.

02:00:37.000 Are you nervous for the country right now?

02:00:40.000 Are you nervous about the future?

02:00:42.000 No.

02:00:43.000 Not at all?

02:00:45.000 No.

02:00:46.000 I believe that we're always going to find solutions to stuff.

02:00:49.000 Like the first thing, like you mentioned about people that need to work or whatever, the first thing that's going to happen is there's going to be some type of stimulus package approved. 0.88

02:00:58.000 Motherfuckers are going to feel somewhat security or a little better if they have some money to be able to do something. 1.00

02:01:04.000 But this is just something that we're going to get past. 0.99

02:01:09.000 It's just a It's a matter of time.

02:01:12.000 And with the vaccine being on board, with them having more ways to test somebody in a faster manner, They don't cost as much.

02:01:21.000 I think it's going to change people's attitude, the way they feel about certain things, and things will start turning around.

02:01:27.000 I hope you're right.

02:01:29.000 My concern really is about how hard it's going to be to turn around the economy with that many people out of work.

02:01:34.000 That's what my worry is.

02:01:36.000 So many people are going to be broke and so many people are going to lose their houses and so many people are going to get evicted.

02:01:42.000 I just don't know how they stop that and turn that around when all these jobs are gone because all these businesses went under.

02:01:48.000 That's what scares me.

02:01:49.000 It's like this wasn't anticipated.

02:01:52.000 I think there would have been another way to do it.

02:01:55.000 They certainly didn't lock down as much out here.

02:01:57.000 Not nearly as much.

02:01:59.000 And then that's a good point because, I mean, like, whatever you worked for, whatever just could be pulled from under you just like that.

02:02:05.000 That's the thing about, like, you can't say that the people that are upset today are soy boys. 0.94

02:02:10.000 They can't say that they're all pussies because there's a lot of people that are upset through no fault of their own. 0.97

02:02:14.000 They lost everything, right? 0.98

02:02:15.000 You could be the most disciplined guy in the world.

02:02:17.000 You get up early every day, you work hard all day, you build a business, and then all of a sudden...

02:02:22.000 COVID comes around and you find out your margins are a lot smaller than you thought.

02:02:27.000 Nobody expected it to go eight, nine months, right?

02:02:29.000 So you're not making any money for eight, nine months and you can't reopen?

02:02:32.000 There's a lot of businesses like that.

02:02:34.000 There's a lot of bars.

02:02:37.000 There's not enough bailouts.

02:02:38.000 There's so many businesses.

02:02:39.000 There's not enough.

02:02:40.000 And they're not going to give you all you lost.

02:02:43.000 You're going to lose a tremendous amount no matter what. 0.99

02:02:45.000 Boy, there was a lot of people getting that money that was bullshit. 1.00

02:02:48.000 Boy, it was so much goddamn fucking scandal with them. 1.00

02:02:51.000 PBA loans and shit, man. 1.00

02:02:53.000 Everybody was grabbing them bitches. 1.00

02:02:56.000 They'll find money, then you gotta pay it back. 0.99

02:02:59.000 I hope we figure out a way to make this economy bounce back.

02:03:06.000 But I say we.

02:03:07.000 When I say we, I mean people way smarter than me.

02:03:10.000 I hope somebody figures it out.

02:03:13.000 I hope my son had the best life he can have.

02:03:15.000 Yeah, well, I hope so, too.

02:03:17.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:03:18.000 Like, I think that people are going to be concerned about people that are close to them and their family and how that situation is going.

02:03:26.000 Yeah.

02:03:27.000 I mean, everybody hopes that the next person that gets in office is going to nail it.

02:03:32.000 Everybody hopes the next person that gets in office is going to fix all our problems.

02:03:37.000 We've got to change the way we communicate with each other.

02:03:40.000 That's a big one.

02:03:41.000 Everybody's locked in this trap of us versus them, of red versus blue, of whatever the trap is, whatever your particular trap is.

02:03:54.000 There's men versus women traps. 1.00

02:03:56.000 People get crazy with being tribal and being on a fucking team. 0.99

02:04:00.000 We're supposed to be one team. 0.99

02:04:03.000 Supposed to be United States of America.

02:04:04.000 If we differ on small things like immigration or things like financial issues or how to use taxes and The most important thing is that we all want what's best for the country.

02:04:23.000 We all want the country to do well.

02:04:24.000 You want to thank people.

02:04:26.000 That's how you want people to feel.

02:04:29.000 That's what drove me the most crazy about Trump being president.

02:04:31.000 I felt like it was the first time I could ever remember where people wanted things to be bad so that he would be a bad president.

02:04:39.000 I mean, I guess they probably did with Obama, too.

02:04:42.000 They wanted things to go bad so they could blame it on him.

02:04:45.000 They would rather have something to blame on him than to have everything go well.

02:04:51.000 If you asked a hardcore Trump hater, would you rather, this would be a good question, would you rather the economy become the greatest economy the world has ever known?

02:05:00.000 And you'd be totally wrong. 1.00

02:05:02.000 And Trump, even though he's a pussy grabber and he's full of shit and he brags about himself, Became literally the best person to make the decisions that were the best for the country. 1.00

02:05:14.000 Or, would you rather the economy fall to the toilet and Trump goes to jail? 1.00

02:05:19.000 Like, Trump goes to jail!

02:05:20.000 Yeah, there's no bargain.

02:05:22.000 Yeah, I know.

02:05:24.000 Immediately, there would be no hesitation.

02:05:26.000 Put him in jail! 1.00

02:05:27.000 Fuck him! 1.00

02:05:28.000 Everything's fine! 1.00

02:05:29.000 Everything's fine!

02:05:31.000 It sounds like a relationship. 0.99

02:05:33.000 Whatever makes you happy, you're like, fuck that, I don't want it to be happy. 0.97

02:05:36.000 Well, they definitely didn't want him to do well, which is weird. 0.99

02:05:40.000 They wanted him to get arrested and then the economy to bounce back.

02:05:42.000 That's what they wanted.

02:05:44.000 But another thing they wanted too, Joe, they wanted to feel like you cared about them.

02:05:49.000 They wanted to feel like you cared about something or somebody else other than your fan base.

02:05:55.000 That was a big part of it, man.

02:05:57.000 People didn't...

02:05:58.000 I don't think people were just looking for reasons to hate on him.

02:06:00.000 And I know some people that liked him... 1.00

02:06:05.000 Some people love to know nonsense, fuck it. 1.00

02:06:08.000 People love a guy who came along and said fuck you to politically correct shit too. 1.00

02:06:13.000 There's a lot that people liked about him. 1.00

02:06:15.000 People like the idea that he got fucked over in this election too. 0.81

02:06:18.000 They like the idea that the deep state was involved and that people were rigging voting machines and miscounting votes and people love those stories. 0.69

02:06:27.000 I do not know if those stories are true. 0.99

02:06:29.000 I don't give a fuck about those stories. 0.98

02:06:31.000 They're a bummer, though. 0.99

02:06:32.000 It's a bummer that there's those stories.

02:06:34.000 This would be the ideal scenario.

02:06:36.000 Whoever won, won.

02:06:37.000 If it's Biden and Kamala, they win, and then that's it.

02:06:41.000 They transfer power, shake of hands.

02:06:44.000 People do what they've always done, what Obama did with Trump.

02:06:46.000 They don't want to do that, son!

02:06:47.000 They don't want to do that.

02:06:48.000 That's so corny. 0.99

02:06:49.000 You don't want to shake a motherfucking hand. 0.99

02:06:51.000 You don't want to give up the secrets. 0.99

02:06:52.000 You don't want to give up the keys.

02:06:53.000 He's got to do it.

02:06:54.000 You don't want to give up the cars.

02:06:55.000 But he's got to do it, especially if he wants to run again.

02:06:58.000 See, if Trump wants to do it again, he can run one more time in 2024. But the only way he's going to be able to do that, he's got to be able to sit down and shake Biden's hand and say, I'll see you in four years, bitch. 0.99

02:07:09.000 He's got to be... 0.98

02:07:10.000 You can't just keep saying that the voting is 100% rigged and I won this election by a lot and all that's fucking dangerous because it's just dangerous for our confidence. 0.74

02:07:21.000 It's dangerous.

02:07:22.000 You got people talking about rise up.

02:07:23.000 It's gonna be something.

02:07:24.000 Something's gonna happen.

02:07:25.000 Dude, don't say that.

02:07:27.000 Here's the thing.

02:07:28.000 You gotta show the evidence first.

02:07:31.000 You've got to show the evidence first.

02:07:32.000 There has to be like...

02:07:33.000 You have to compile all that evidence.

02:07:35.000 If there really is that evidence, you've got to compile it all and present it in a very solid way.

02:07:41.000 You're trying to discuss shutdown.

02:07:42.000 Yeah.

02:07:44.000 It's not...

02:07:44.000 I mean, it's above our pay grade to even understand national politics on that scale.

02:07:51.000 But I think that as a country, I think you and I both know that this country is...

02:07:56.000 This is like...

02:07:57.000 It's never been in a position where you don't know what the hell is going to happen.

02:08:01.000 You never know.

02:08:03.000 There's so much turmoil and weirdness.

02:08:06.000 And you never know, is there going to be another wave of this pandemic?

02:08:09.000 Are they going to shut everything down again?

02:08:11.000 What happens then?

02:08:12.000 Whatever happens then, we go with what has become our new norm.

02:08:16.000 We go back to that.

02:08:17.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:08:18.000 Things are about to shift.

02:08:20.000 By the spring or the summer, things are going to be in a totally different place in regard to how people feel about Being in public, again, they're going to have this, they're going to come up with some super rapid testing situation.

02:08:33.000 I hope so.

02:08:33.000 That's going to make the fucking essential workers, people in the medical field feel more comfortable.

02:08:39.000 They're going to make other people feel comfortable. 0.96

02:08:41.000 And eventually, like, people are going to make decisions. 0.99

02:08:46.000 Am I going to fuck with this guy or what am I going to do to live? 0.95

02:08:49.000 I hope the vaccine and, you know, that the election gets resolved quickly. 1.00

02:08:54.000 Jamie, if you had to guess...

02:08:56.000 No, I know, but I mean, let them...

02:08:58.000 Let Trump say it's resolved.

02:09:00.000 If you had to guess, what percentage of election fraud do you think there was?

02:09:07.000 Take a guess.

02:09:08.000 It's not zero, right?

02:09:10.000 Probably not zero, but it's like one, two percent, like the normal polled plus or minus.

02:09:15.000 I think it's really one percent.

02:09:16.000 That's a lot, but I mean, there's 150 million votes.

02:09:18.000 I don't think it's one.

02:09:19.000 I guess that's a lot.

02:09:20.000 I don't think it's one, but I think there's a some less than zero number.

02:09:26.000 Or some more than zero number, rather, that is voter fraud.

02:09:30.000 I think that any reasonable person...

02:09:32.000 It's a point, one of points.

02:09:33.000 Yeah, it's not...

02:09:34.000 And who knows which way it goes?

02:09:35.000 Because I bet there's voter fraud the other way, too.

02:09:37.000 We're not hearing about that because Biden won.

02:09:40.000 But if Biden was like Trump and he lost that race, who knows?

02:09:45.000 They might try to figure out a way that the Republicans cheated.

02:09:49.000 I don't know, man. 0.99

02:09:50.000 Yo, I'm going to tell you, this shit has turned into comedy, son. 0.99

02:09:54.000 What's turned into comedy? 1.00

02:09:55.000 This whole just not quitting.

02:09:57.000 It's kind of crazy.

02:09:59.000 Every day he's tweeting about it.

02:10:01.000 No, it's not even crazy.

02:10:01.000 It's entertaining.

02:10:04.000 It's entertaining.

02:10:05.000 I know it's unfortunate for me, entertainment, but it's entertaining.

02:10:09.000 I get that it's entertaining, but it makes me nervous.

02:10:13.000 It makes me nervous when you start thinking that there's people out there that think that there's been a coup, right?

02:10:20.000 Or that Trump is attempting a coup.

02:10:22.000 There's like two different schools of thought.

02:10:23.000 One school of thought is the deep state took over the election and they rigged it.

02:10:27.000 And the other school of thought is this guy is trying to win even though he lost.

02:10:31.000 And he's trying to figure out a way to sue his way back into the White House.

02:10:36.000 And this is crazy.

02:10:38.000 Please go ahead.

02:10:39.000 Yeah, so that's the problem.

02:10:41.000 There's not a smooth transition.

02:10:43.000 He's going to win on one end because he's got the power of the people.

02:10:46.000 Like, again, him losing, the support that he has, he knows that there's a community. 1.00

02:10:53.000 They're going to be fucking still on his dick right now because he can shake some shit up. 1.00

02:10:58.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:10:59.000 Fuck them. 1.00

02:10:59.000 Fuck all of them. 1.00

02:11:01.000 Am I ever going to get some elk? 1.00

02:11:03.000 Do you have any elk today?

02:11:04.000 I have it at my house, yeah.

02:11:07.000 You can't cook it though, right?

02:11:08.000 I can cook it.

02:11:09.000 We'll have to figure out how much time we have between now and the show.

02:11:12.000 Yo, you can bring some oak to the show, son?

02:11:15.000 Not enough for everybody.

02:11:16.000 No, just a sample?

02:11:17.000 Yeah.

02:11:18.000 Why don't you just come over to my house?

02:11:19.000 I'll cook for you.

02:11:20.000 What time do we have?

02:11:21.000 I don't know.

02:11:22.000 We'll figure it out when we get out of here.

02:11:23.000 Let's figure it out off the air, though.

02:11:25.000 But my two lesbian friends are supposed to meet me, son. 0.59

02:11:30.000 They're not like no menage a trois lesbian. 0.95

02:11:33.000 They're just like regular lesbians. 1.00

02:11:34.000 They're my friends.

02:11:35.000 Okay, that's cool.

02:11:36.000 Yeah.

02:11:38.000 Who do they think won?

02:11:40.000 Biden.

02:11:41.000 What?

02:11:43.000 Hell, man, what? 0.99

02:11:44.000 I said my two lesbian friends. 1.00

02:11:46.000 Imagine lesbians for Trump. 1.00

02:11:48.000 With their adopted Mexican son Eli, who I fucking love. 1.00

02:11:51.000 You don't think there's lesbians for Trump? 1.00

02:11:52.000 I bet there's a whole website. 0.97

02:11:54.000 You know what?

02:11:55.000 I never thought about that. 0.98

02:11:55.000 I don't think there's too many lesbians for Trump. 0.98

02:11:57.000 I bet there's a few. 0.98

02:11:58.000 I bet they get together and like, yeah.

02:12:00.000 I don't know.

02:12:02.000 I don't think that.

02:12:03.000 That's what I said.

02:12:04.000 I never thought about.

02:12:05.000 Lesbians for Trump. 1.00

02:12:07.000 Some people are really into anime. 0.71

02:12:08.000 There's a t-shirt for you.

02:12:09.000 There it goes. 0.69

02:12:09.000 Lesbians for Trump. 0.69

02:12:10.000 Oh no! 0.96

02:12:15.000 It's funny, but you would assume that if someone's a lesbian, that's what I was kind of getting at, that you would instantly know who they're voting for, right? 0.99

02:12:23.000 I mean, I know that's kind of profiling, but I was definitely like short haircut, you know, short haircut, fucking man cut out suit with the tie. 0.97

02:12:30.000 Right, like how many girls with blue hair or pink hair voted for Trump? 0.98

02:12:34.000 Is it less than zero?

02:12:36.000 That's a good stat.

02:12:38.000 Yeah. 0.55

02:12:40.000 Trump pride gay Republicans on why they're backing the president. 0.97

02:12:46.000 Because I get to dress up again. 0.90

02:12:47.000 Having a good time.

02:12:48.000 It's a cool outfit.

02:12:50.000 It's such a weird time, man.

02:12:53.000 Such a weird time.

02:12:55.000 I'm ready to just get on the river, bro.

02:12:57.000 I get it.

02:12:57.000 I'm ready to just get into some nature.

02:12:59.000 Do you think you're going to move there?

02:13:00.000 Would you move there?

02:13:01.000 I think so.

02:13:02.000 It's a good place to be.

02:13:04.000 I think the community, I mean, it's just like, there's such a community, man, this summer.

02:13:09.000 And it was just so simple.

02:13:10.000 Would you get rid of your place in LA and just settle down there?

02:13:15.000 Yeah, I could do that.

02:13:16.000 I could do it.

02:13:18.000 Better for travel, really.

02:13:19.000 If you wanted to go left or right, you're more closer to the middle.

02:13:22.000 The nature is just better for everything, man.

02:13:24.000 Right.

02:13:24.000 I just want to be around some trees.

02:13:27.000 I think that's one good thing about people that can escape from LA. There's a lot of people that are escaping from New York as well, and they're moving to the suburbs, and they're liking it better.

02:13:37.000 They're more relaxed.

02:13:38.000 They get some space.

02:13:40.000 People are like, instead of being in the chaos, I can drive to the chaos.

02:13:45.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:13:45.000 You know, it's like fucking people from... 0.99

02:13:47.000 We're not even driving now. 0.99

02:13:48.000 A lot of people are working from home.

02:13:50.000 You don't think it's going to change?

02:13:52.000 I think there's going to be a lot of companies that realize, like, hey, I don't need this gigantic space to handle all these people.

02:13:58.000 I can let people work from home.

02:14:00.000 They're more productive.

02:14:00.000 Because a lot of times, people in offices, they get together, they talk, they have fun.

02:14:05.000 You know, there's a lot of work. 0.99

02:14:07.000 Oh, man, I used to fucking be in the fucking break room. 0.99

02:14:10.000 I never was doing work. 0.99

02:14:11.000 Always in a break room. 0.99

02:14:12.000 I've seen dudes in cubicles doing this shit, whether the cubicle's here, and they're both on the outside, they're just having a conversation. 0.99

02:14:18.000 They're nowhere near their computer. 1.00

02:14:19.000 People do that all the time.

02:14:21.000 If no one's watching, people do that all the time.

02:14:24.000 In some jobs.

02:14:25.000 Don't get personal if it's you.

02:14:27.000 Scooting back from the cubicle, that's hilarious.

02:14:29.000 There's a lot of dudes that are working all over the place that would be more productive if they just had a certain amount of work to do and they could just get it done at home.

02:14:39.000 But sometimes they want to patrol.

02:14:41.000 I think it's a good idea.

02:14:42.000 There's a lot of people that have jobs.

02:14:43.000 You have to be there, right?

02:14:45.000 Auto mechanic.

02:14:46.000 A lot of people.

02:14:47.000 Fill in the blank.

02:14:48.000 Carpenter.

02:14:49.000 A lot of people have jobs.

02:14:50.000 You've got to be there.

02:14:51.000 But there's certain jobs.

02:14:53.000 Carpenter.

02:14:53.000 Yeah, why do you need to sit through an hour and 15 minutes of traffic when you can just do it through Zoom?

02:14:58.000 And you sit here in a pair of shorts and a t-shirt and get all your fucking work done. 0.99

02:15:02.000 Why do you need to go somewhere? 1.00

02:15:05.000 You don't.

02:15:06.000 With computers today, you don't have to go anywhere.

02:15:08.000 You don't have to go anywhere.

02:15:08.000 They just want to control the movements of it.

02:15:10.000 They just want to...

02:15:11.000 It makes sense.

02:15:13.000 And I think it's going to go to that.

02:15:14.000 Everybody's like, I'm working from home, I'm working from home, and they're getting the job done.

02:15:18.000 Everything is different.

02:15:19.000 A lot of people are going to be able to stay home.

02:15:22.000 And so I think that's just going to change the nature of cities in general.

02:15:25.000 Less people are going to have to commute to them.

02:15:28.000 But that's one probably good thing about this, is that people are gonna not have to commute as much, so maybe the roads won't be as jammed up. 0.95

02:15:39.000 That saves people so much fucking stress. 0.97

02:15:43.000 If you're a dude who works in Orange County and you live in LA and you gotta make that drive every morning, you ever see that fucking drive? 0.99

02:15:49.000 That drive's insane. 0.97

02:15:51.000 I've come from that drive.

02:15:52.000 I've been going the other way of that drive. 0.99

02:15:54.000 When you go Orange County to LA at 7am, you wanna just fucking end it. 0.85

02:16:00.000 You're just like, I can't do this every day. 0.74

02:16:02.000 But you can do it for a minute because that's the route that I, because I, my accountant is out in Orange County, and I did that trip a couple times, and I kind of enjoyed being up in the morning with it.

02:16:13.000 Because I don't have to do, I didn't have to do it a long time.

02:16:14.000 Because you don't have to do it every day.

02:16:16.000 If you had a job, and you had to be at your job at 8.30 in the morning every day, and you live in Orange County, and you got to go to LA, you got to leave your house before 7.00.

02:16:23.000 Yeah.

02:16:23.000 You're going to accept the fact that every morning there's a likelihood, a high likelihood, it's going to take you an hour and a half plus.

02:16:29.000 Or you can go on Zoom.

02:16:30.000 Or you can go on Zoom.

02:16:31.000 I'm going on Zoom.

02:16:32.000 Yeah, and you can wake up, instead of waking up at 6, you can wake up at 8. You wake up at 8, have a cup of coffee, sit down, turn on your fucking computer. 1.00

02:16:42.000 I get up early now, Joe. 1.00

02:16:42.000 You can eat a little bit of toast. 1.00

02:16:43.000 I got Maggie.

02:16:45.000 I understand.

02:16:45.000 Maggie is outside.

02:16:46.000 Yeah, I got to get up early.

02:16:47.000 I'm not like, the old Donnell is gone, Joe.

02:16:50.000 I get it.

02:16:51.000 Like, she's down there curled up.

02:16:54.000 I'm just happy that there's alternatives for some people where they at least can work.

02:17:00.000 If they can't be in an office, at least they can do some stuff on Zoom.

02:17:03.000 But for other people, man, that's what I'm worried about.

02:17:07.000 What I'm worried about is everything restarting.

02:17:11.000 Man, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe.

02:17:13.000 Donnell, Donnell, Donnell.

02:17:15.000 I know you worry about it, and you have concerns, and everybody worry about having concerns. 0.99

02:17:19.000 But eventually it's like this, yo, what the fuck are you going to do? 0.98

02:17:22.000 You got to figure it out. 0.97

02:17:25.000 People are going to have to figure it out.

02:17:26.000 Yeah, man, it's like I understand.

02:17:27.000 You keep saying, yeah, man, then I feel sorry for them.

02:17:31.000 Sorry, eventually you're going to have to figure it the fuck out.

02:17:37.000 Eventually nobody is going to be able to help you. 0.99

02:17:40.000 Nobody's gonna be able to vouch for you, and you gotta do it your fucking self. 0.99

02:17:45.000 David Goggins said it, man. 0.99

02:17:47.000 It goes back to that same point, man.

02:17:48.000 They're looking for answers.

02:17:49.000 You are the answer.

02:17:52.000 You got two excuses, a good one and a bad one. 1.00

02:17:56.000 At the end of the day, it's the same fucking excuse. 0.98

02:18:00.000 I've said it before, and I know people are like, well, it's easy for you to say. 0.97

02:18:04.000 It's not easy for anybody to say.

02:18:07.000 Whatever's going to happen moving on forward, it's not easy for anybody to say.

02:18:11.000 Everybody's going to have their opinion of it.

02:18:13.000 Everybody's going to be on the opinion of, well, give him a chance.

02:18:16.000 Maybe he can bring the world back together. 1.00

02:18:18.000 It's going to be a lot of Trump motherfuckers like, yo, fuck you, asshole. 1.00

02:18:22.000 There's been no supporter that's been angrier than a Trump supporter to the extent that there's sore winners and sore losers. 1.00

02:18:28.000 You got to pick a sore.

02:18:32.000 You can't just take both sores.

02:18:33.000 See, the thing is, they think they got robbed.

02:18:35.000 That's why his tweets are dangerous. 0.99

02:18:37.000 And even if you do, Joe, even if you do, have you feel, this is the part that's fucked up. 0.98

02:18:42.000 Is this mine? 0.99

02:18:44.000 This is the part that's fucked up. 0.98

02:18:45.000 It's been sitting here for a while. 0.98

02:18:46.000 Probably not hot anymore.

02:18:51.000 What was I saying, son? 0.99

02:18:52.000 This is the part that's fucked up about being sore winners and sore losers. 0.99

02:18:55.000 You gotta pick a sore. 0.99

02:18:56.000 You gotta pick a sore.

02:18:58.000 And everything is not gonna always go your way.

02:19:00.000 But you don't have to be upset about it.

02:19:01.000 See, the thing is though, what he's saying to them is it was a robbery.

02:19:06.000 So he thinks it's a robbery. 1.00

02:19:08.000 It's starting shit, man. 1.00

02:19:10.000 It's definitely starting shit. 1.00

02:19:12.000 You got it. 1.00

02:19:12.000 That's it right there. 1.00

02:19:13.000 Yo, why all your shit gotta be extra strong, man? 1.00

02:19:15.000 This is too big for a fucking teapot. 1.00

02:19:18.000 It's coffee. 1.00

02:19:19.000 Coffee pot. 1.00

02:19:19.000 Damn, son. 1.00

02:19:20.000 It just keeps the coffee warm after you're done. 1.00

02:19:22.000 I feel like I'm on a yard.

02:19:22.000 Everything is like a workout.

02:19:25.000 What's that?

02:19:27.000 Does he want to come in?

02:19:28.000 Who out there?

02:19:29.000 Dave's out there. 0.99

02:19:30.000 Tell that nigga to come in, son! 1.00

02:19:33.000 Yeah, tell him to come on in. 0.99

02:19:34.000 Do we have a camera for him?

02:19:39.000 But he gets tested every day, doesn't he?

02:19:44.000 Maggie just jumped up. 1.00

02:19:46.000 Have you ever seen a baby dog, little tiny little dog?

02:19:51.000 I've never seen a tiny little dog.

02:19:53.000 I had one.

02:19:53.000 I used to have one.

02:19:54.000 It wasn't quite that small, but it was pretty small.

02:19:58.000 I've seen little dogs.

02:20:00.000 I've just never seen one in the baby form.

02:20:04.000 David!

02:20:04.000 What's happening, bro?

02:20:05.000 What's up?

02:20:06.000 How are you?

02:20:07.000 What's happening?

02:20:08.000 Oh, no!

02:20:10.000 What's up?

02:20:11.000 You want to sit right here, son?

02:20:13.000 Thank you.

02:20:20.000 What's she smoking on?

02:20:22.000 The whole circus is in town.

02:20:27.000 I don't know how many microphones we have unfortunately.

02:20:34.000 Marijuana is semi-legal here.

02:20:38.000 I'm a semi-criminal.

02:20:40.000 Let me get some.

02:20:41.000 My guy.

02:20:44.000 Is there any coffee?

02:20:48.000 Yeah, this is coffee.

02:20:53.000 What's up man?

02:20:54.000 What are you doing?

02:20:55.000 Oh, bro.

02:20:57.000 Living the dream.

02:20:58.000 Good to see you.

02:20:59.000 How's Austin been treating you?

02:21:01.000 Great, we did two nights at Stubbs.

02:21:04.000 Stubbs Barbecue, the guy from the barbecue sauce.

02:21:07.000 So he has a stage?

02:21:10.000 It's an outdoor...

02:21:11.000 You've never been there?

02:21:11.000 It's an outdoor event.

02:21:13.000 Joe, you will love this place.

02:21:15.000 I thought they said you was there.

02:21:16.000 No, they said you was somewhere else.

02:21:18.000 I went to the Vulcan Gas Company.

02:21:20.000 That's the only place I've been in town.

02:21:21.000 Michelle is doing that. 0.99

02:21:22.000 Oh, it's great.

02:21:23.000 That's the gig she's got coming on.

02:21:24.000 Yeah, because Cap City's gone, so people are doing shows anywhere they can.

02:21:28.000 Are you going to buy a club here?

02:21:30.000 Yes.

02:21:30.000 You got to.

02:21:31.000 Yes.

02:21:32.000 I'll be the first gig.

02:21:33.000 All right.

02:21:34.000 You heard it here, folks.

02:21:37.000 I felt like I have to. 1.00

02:21:39.000 As soon as Cap City went under, I was like, oh, shit. 1.00

02:21:42.000 Oh, now I have to. 0.99

02:21:43.000 But I don't know what's going to happen after Biden gets into office, whether there's going to be another lockdown, like a national lockdown for a while.

02:21:49.000 So I'll wait until after that blows over.

02:21:53.000 Yeah.

02:21:54.000 Just keep moving forward.

02:21:56.000 That's all.

02:21:56.000 You know what I mean?

02:21:57.000 Everything that I've seen you do, moving here to Austin, it's gangsta.

02:22:01.000 It's correct.

02:22:02.000 Thanks, man.

02:22:03.000 We find a way.

02:22:04.000 Yeah, we find a way.

02:22:04.000 We were just talking about that.

02:22:06.000 People find a way.

02:22:07.000 I was saying, what are people going to do?

02:22:10.000 You know, with restarting the economy and, you know, trying to get a job when all these businesses went under.

02:22:15.000 Like, how does everything go?

02:22:16.000 And Don, I was just saying, we do what we have to do.

02:22:19.000 We figure it out.

02:22:20.000 That's true.

02:22:21.000 I'm far from an economist, but I will say that planning for your future is a good thing.

02:22:26.000 It's a necessary thing.

02:22:28.000 Even though it's uncertain, you have to remember the sun does rise every morning.

02:22:33.000 Yeah.

02:22:34.000 So just keep moving. 0.99

02:22:36.000 And people that are in this shit right now never thought that it was going to happen. 0.99

02:22:40.000 Now that they know that this is a possibility, now we have to plan for the future. 0.99

02:22:45.000 Yeah, I've never seen this before.

02:22:46.000 Never.

02:22:47.000 You know, you've never seen something as large as the American economy stop and then start back up.

02:22:53.000 But it's a global phenomenon.

02:22:54.000 It's not like it's just happening to us.

02:22:56.000 We're just handling it terribly.

02:22:58.000 I like how you handled it, though.

02:22:59.000 I like doing those shows that you did in Yellow Springs.

02:23:02.000 It's a great idea.

02:23:03.000 It was wonderful.

02:23:04.000 Doing it in that chapel, that whole area outside.

02:23:07.000 It's amazing.

02:23:07.000 Yeah, it's a pavilion.

02:23:08.000 All outdoors.

02:23:09.000 I talked to my doctor, my family practitioner, and he told me, you should play outdoors.

02:23:14.000 If you're playing indoors, use UV air filters.

02:23:16.000 There's specs of a building that might be safer.

02:23:19.000 Many buildings now today are not outfitted this way.

02:23:22.000 And, you know, you hope for the best.

02:23:24.000 You take every necessary precaution, reasonable precaution, but it's a pandemic.

02:23:30.000 There's no guarantees. 0.99

02:23:32.000 Are you getting any people giving you shit about doing shows? 0.99

02:23:36.000 No. 0.99

02:23:36.000 No? 0.99

02:23:37.000 Nothing?

02:23:38.000 I mean, even if I did, you know what I mean?

02:23:39.000 Who cares?

02:23:42.000 And that's it.

02:23:44.000 There's nothing you can do about it.

02:23:47.000 No matter what, you know, I read about Jesus.

02:23:52.000 Seemed to be a really good guy.

02:23:54.000 They killed him.

02:23:56.000 That's just the nature of people.

02:24:00.000 Donnell, this dog is hilarious.

02:24:02.000 Man, this dog is an angel.

02:24:06.000 This dog makes everybody feel good, man.

02:24:08.000 She's so cute.

02:24:09.000 I've never seen a little...

02:24:12.000 Dog as a baby.

02:24:13.000 I've only seen them as full-grown little dogs.

02:24:15.000 This is going to be her size right here.

02:24:18.000 That's how she's going to stay?

02:24:19.000 Yeah, she's going to stay like this with a little bit more bark and more... 1.00

02:24:22.000 Now, how is it traveling with her?

02:24:24.000 Do you like it more?

02:24:27.000 The company, I mean.

02:24:28.000 It's dope. 0.55

02:24:29.000 When I got her, I was like this, oh, she's an emotional dog, right?

02:24:34.000 But now that I got her, I'm like this, yeah, I'm an emotional human.

02:24:37.000 Oh.

02:24:38.000 And like, like, yo, let me tell you something, son.

02:24:41.000 Sometimes I'll be up at 5.30 and she'll be up her ears and be up looking like, what we doing, nigga? 0.99

02:24:47.000 And I'm like, at least somebody understands me, right?

02:24:50.000 It increases the amount of love you have, right?

02:24:52.000 Yeah.

02:24:52.000 Because you have this dog.

02:24:54.000 And she follows me everywhere.

02:24:56.000 Yeah.

02:24:56.000 Well, I was at the show the other night.

02:24:58.000 I was on stage and they said she was shaking, barking when she heard my voice.

02:25:01.000 Yeah, it's crazy.

02:25:02.000 She was. 1.00

02:25:02.000 She was like, where you at, motherfucker? 1.00

02:25:04.000 Oh, she loves you. 1.00

02:25:06.000 Yeah, it's a different world, man.

02:25:07.000 You got a little dog that counts on you like that.

02:25:09.000 Those are different kinds of dogs, too.

02:25:12.000 They're so little, they have to be held.

02:25:14.000 You have to carry them most of the time.

02:25:15.000 Is she scared or cold?

02:25:17.000 Like, why is she shaking?

02:25:18.000 She might be a little combination of both, son. 0.99

02:25:21.000 Maybe she needs a drink. 1.00

02:25:23.000 Maybe she has to piss. 1.00

02:25:24.000 She's five months old.

02:25:25.000 How is she keeping it together?

02:25:27.000 Don't talk about her like that.

02:25:29.000 She's good, son.

02:25:30.000 She probably just needs a little warmth. 0.97

02:25:33.000 Do you have dogs?

02:25:34.000 Yeah.

02:25:35.000 I have one dog.

02:25:36.000 You probably have a huge wolf kind of dog.

02:25:38.000 No, I have a golden retriever.

02:25:40.000 I have the sweetest dog in the world.

02:25:42.000 He's the nicest dog ever.

02:25:43.000 That dog looks perfect.

02:25:44.000 He's so nice.

02:25:45.000 That dog looks like he has a great life.

02:25:46.000 He's just a love sponge.

02:25:48.000 That dog is just all about love.

02:25:50.000 All he wants to do is kiss you and let you pet him.

02:25:54.000 Who spends the most time with your dog?

02:25:55.000 Me?

02:25:56.000 Probably.

02:25:57.000 Yeah, I can see that.

02:25:57.000 I spend a lot of time with him.

02:25:58.000 We have a morning ritual.

02:26:00.000 What's the ritual?

02:26:01.000 I just get up in the morning.

02:26:02.000 As soon as I see him...

02:26:03.000 Good morning, sir!

02:26:04.000 Good morning, sir!

02:26:05.000 And he starts freaking out.

02:26:07.000 And he go for a walk?

02:26:08.000 Wags his tail.

02:26:09.000 He does that, but he loves chasing balls more than anything.

02:26:12.000 He's a great dog.

02:26:13.000 He likes swimming.

02:26:14.000 I didn't.

02:26:16.000 Thank you, sir.

02:26:17.000 There you go.

02:26:18.000 No, he's a sweet dog.

02:26:19.000 You got a dog?

02:26:21.000 Three of them.

02:26:22.000 What kind?

02:26:24.000 Australian Shepherd.

02:26:26.000 And one kind of like this.

02:26:27.000 What do they call it?

02:26:28.000 A Chowinie, I think they call it.

02:26:30.000 It's half Chihuahua, half one of those hot dogs.

02:26:32.000 That's the one Baba.

02:26:33.000 Remember the one in my special Baba?

02:26:36.000 That's him.

02:26:36.000 A Chowinie.

02:26:37.000 He have this and half hot dog.

02:26:39.000 And then my daughter has a little dog like this. 0.88

02:26:43.000 Not a Chihuahua.

02:26:45.000 I can't remember what kind of dog she is. 1.00

02:26:46.000 My daughter has a chihuahua mix. 1.00

02:26:49.000 It's like a chihuahua with like, I think he's got some whippet or something in him.

02:26:53.000 So it's a chihuahua with long legs.

02:26:55.000 He's adorable.

02:26:57.000 You know, I wanted my kids to train animals when they were little.

02:27:01.000 Really?

02:27:01.000 That's one of these things I should have followed through on.

02:27:03.000 But the reason I did it is because I wanted to learn how to be patient with people.

02:27:09.000 And I figured if they trained a dog or something, it takes patience.

02:27:14.000 Look at that.

02:27:15.000 This dog is adorable, but she don't know nothing yet. 1.00

02:27:18.000 Yeah, she don't know shit, son. 0.99

02:27:20.000 She knows snacks. 0.99

02:27:21.000 The real problem is when you get dogs that need a lot of training, like if you want to have a German Shepherd or a working dog, like a Belgian Malinois, a lot of people get those dogs, you don't realize, like, you basically got, like, a little genius with teeth that lives with you that wants to figure out problems.

02:27:36.000 You know those like, have you heard of those celebrity, like the German Shepherds, the guard dogs, the real ones that know 200 commands.

02:27:44.000 Yeah, Schutz in training.

02:27:46.000 Yeah, that's what they call it.

02:27:47.000 Yeah, I've seen guys do that.

02:27:50.000 Some comedian got one of those dogs, spent like 200 grand on it, and it died in like a week.

02:27:58.000 Those are crazy.

02:27:59.000 If you can have a dog like that, that's a commitment, man.

02:28:02.000 Like, those dogs need work.

02:28:04.000 That's what I'm saying.

02:28:06.000 Those dogs are so smart.

02:28:08.000 They're from a long history of working dogs.

02:28:10.000 Those are task-oriented dogs.

02:28:13.000 This dog's from a long history of...

02:28:16.000 Isn't she adorable? 1.00

02:28:18.000 Come on, man.

02:28:19.000 She is.

02:28:20.000 Come here.

02:28:22.000 She doesn't want to be held back, bro.

02:28:24.000 Have you ever taken a dog hunting?

02:28:26.000 No.

02:28:27.000 You can't do that, right?

02:28:28.000 No, not my dog.

02:28:29.000 It's too dangerous for a dog.

02:28:30.000 Well, you wouldn't want him to be in the woods, first of all, because he'd probably scare off the animals. 1.00

02:28:35.000 But second of all, he has the instincts to chase squirrels and shit. 0.99

02:28:39.000 He chases squirrels, but he's a lover. 1.00

02:28:44.000 There's no aggression in him.

02:28:45.000 With other dogs, he's always the beta.

02:28:49.000 He tries to be the alpha, but they bark at him.

02:28:51.000 He's like, sorry, sorry.

02:28:53.000 The Australian Shepherd's like that. 0.61

02:28:56.000 She's like the dog you described that needs work. 0.97

02:28:59.000 You can tell she's a herder. 1.00

02:29:01.000 She corrals kids, she corrals me. 1.00

02:29:04.000 Isn't that interesting?

02:29:05.000 They have it in their DNA. I've seen that.

02:29:09.000 They really do.

02:29:10.000 It's a...

02:29:11.000 And the dog is really smart.

02:29:13.000 I never trained this dog, but you would think I had.

02:29:16.000 I just talked to it.

02:29:17.000 And you could see her face trying to figure out what I'm talking about.

02:29:20.000 It's really cool.

02:29:21.000 I think he's doing something with the dog.

02:29:26.000 To beat his dog.

02:29:27.000 They do figure out words.

02:29:29.000 Like, it's not just commands.

02:29:31.000 Like, my dog knows.

02:29:32.000 You hungry, man?

02:29:32.000 You want to eat?

02:29:33.000 He knows when I say, you hungry?

02:29:36.000 What do you want to do, dude?

02:29:37.000 You want to throw the ball? 1.00

02:29:38.000 He's like, let's throw the fucking ball. 1.00

02:29:39.000 He'll go over by where the ball is. 1.00

02:29:41.000 You got to go outside?

02:29:42.000 And he'll just start walking towards the door.

02:29:44.000 He knows a few phrases. 0.98

02:29:46.000 Because I definitely trained him, like sit and all that shit. 0.99

02:29:49.000 But some dogs are just smarter than other dogs. 0.98

02:29:52.000 He's a really smart dog.

02:29:55.000 Yeah, man.

02:29:56.000 Does he like Austin?

02:29:57.000 Do you like Austin?

02:29:58.000 I love it.

02:29:59.000 I love it here.

02:30:00.000 What did he do?

02:30:01.000 Oh, Donnell!

02:30:03.000 Down with the count!

02:30:07.000 Hey, that's actually...

02:30:09.000 You did a great job.

02:30:10.000 You actually put it back perfect.

02:30:12.000 That's perfect.

02:30:13.000 I was dead in frame.

02:30:15.000 Don't worry about it, man. 1.00

02:30:17.000 That's the best recovery I've ever seen from one of these stupid things. 1.00

02:30:20.000 These aren't ideal. 1.00

02:30:21.000 These cameras mounted on the wall.

02:30:23.000 I like the setup a lot, man.

02:30:24.000 Thank you.

02:30:25.000 It feels homey.

02:30:26.000 You actually just tricked me into doing the podcast.

02:30:28.000 Sorry.

02:30:29.000 No, I'm going to come and do it, like, for real, for real.

02:30:32.000 For real, for real.

02:30:33.000 Okay.

02:30:34.000 Yeah.

02:30:34.000 As a matter of fact, I should come after the inauguration.

02:30:37.000 Okay.

02:30:38.000 Let's do it.

02:30:39.000 I'll come after the inauguration.

02:30:40.000 That sounds great.

02:30:40.000 Nobody believe I got shot, son.

02:30:43.000 Yo, Dave, I don't know what's going on, man, but everywhere I go...

02:30:47.000 Don't eat on the air.

02:30:49.000 Why I can't eat over here?

02:30:50.000 You're going to crunch on the air?

02:30:52.000 Where?

02:30:53.000 You're crunching in the microphone.

02:30:55.000 You're eating.

02:30:55.000 Come on, man.

02:30:57.000 That's disgusting. 0.64

02:30:59.000 Yo, he said he was going to bring enough elk for me and you. 0.70

02:31:03.000 I would totally do that.

02:31:04.000 Is it good?

02:31:05.000 Yes.

02:31:06.000 Have you had it before?

02:31:06.000 I tried to tell them about it.

02:31:08.000 Yeah, it's good.

02:31:08.000 So what do you do?

02:31:09.000 You make jerky?

02:31:10.000 You barbecue it?

02:31:11.000 I just put it on a grill.

02:31:12.000 I usually put it on a...

02:31:14.000 You know what a Traeger grill is?

02:31:16.000 No.

02:31:16.000 It's a pellet grill.

02:31:17.000 So it just has like little wood pellets they make with sawdust.

02:31:20.000 I've seen those, yeah.

02:31:21.000 They compress the sawdust into these pellets and pour it into the machine.

02:31:23.000 So it's basically just fire and wood.

02:31:25.000 So it's like keep it at a low temperature.

02:31:28.000 Control it like 265. Until it hits 120 degrees internal temperature.

02:31:33.000 Then I pull it, and then I sear the outside.

02:31:35.000 One of two ways.

02:31:36.000 Either I do it in a cast iron frying pan with beef tallow, which is rendered beef fat.

02:31:42.000 Oh, wow.

02:31:42.000 Or I do it, I have a grill.

02:31:44.000 I could do it outside on another kind of grill.

02:31:46.000 Usually I like to do it in the cast iron frying pan.

02:31:48.000 You heard it here first.

02:31:49.000 Joe Rogan doesn't just like killing animals.

02:31:51.000 He likes cooking them too.

02:31:52.000 I like it.

02:31:53.000 It's complicated.

02:31:53.000 He always has a perfect, he got this perfect little chopping block he put them on.

02:31:57.000 And he always throw the jalapenos on his side, right? 0.99

02:32:01.000 And it's just, you see this perfectly seared meat, and then the knife is like a Japanese, some extra shit. 1.00

02:32:08.000 Then you see a little blood, and then a little jalapenos, and he's showing off, son. 0.98

02:32:12.000 Do you cook at all, Dave?

02:32:14.000 Not anything like you guys.

02:32:16.000 Donnell can cook.

02:32:19.000 That's all I hear.

02:32:19.000 I couldn't believe it.

02:32:21.000 He challenged me.

02:32:23.000 I thought he was joking.

02:32:24.000 He said, I'm going to cook for all these people.

02:32:26.000 I literally thought he was joking.

02:32:28.000 I said, he can't cook.

02:32:29.000 He's like, what?

02:32:29.000 Like he was offended.

02:32:31.000 So he makes me take him to a grocery store.

02:32:33.000 This is in Ohio.

02:32:36.000 And I was laughing the whole time until he started shopping.

02:32:40.000 He goes to the lady, do you have clam juice? 1.00

02:32:42.000 I said, clam juice? 1.00

02:32:44.000 Started asking for all these fucking ingredients. 1.00

02:32:47.000 Killed it. 1.00

02:32:47.000 Cooked for like 20 of my friends in Ohio. 1.00

02:32:50.000 And then went and did a show.

02:32:51.000 It was amazing.

02:32:52.000 And then I made him apologize to me.

02:32:54.000 He was like, you did a good job. 1.00

02:32:55.000 I was like, no, motherfucker. 1.00

02:32:57.000 You got to do it on stage. 1.00

02:32:58.000 You said you was going to promise it was on stage. 1.00

02:33:01.000 Fuck that shit. 1.00

02:33:01.000 I'm saying it on the podcast. 1.00

02:33:03.000 It was amazing.

02:33:04.000 No, I made him say it.

02:33:05.000 I was like, he was like, yeah, Donnie. 1.00

02:33:06.000 I was like, nah, nigga, what the fuck did you say? 1.00

02:33:08.000 How did you learn to cook? 1.00

02:33:10.000 Just watching my mother cook, just watching cooking shows.

02:33:14.000 But I do remember when I was younger, my mother was a part of Publishers' Clan House, and I think they had one promotion where you get a Betty Crocker's recipe book, and it had all these recipe cards.

02:33:26.000 And they sent it to you, and it's like meats, and then you see all these recipes. 0.95

02:33:30.000 And I used to look at the recipe, and I was like, man, we ain't got shit to make none of this with. 0.93

02:33:36.000 We had the recipe, but we didn't have the ingredients. 0.96

02:33:39.000 So I just started reading those recipe cards. 0.99

02:33:42.000 When I got older, I was like, I should start just fucking with this shit I couldn't cook. 0.99

02:33:45.000 And then I just started fucking around and just started having fun with cooking. 0.99

02:33:48.000 Do you go off recipes now or do you have it in your head? 0.99

02:33:51.000 I go off of it 100%.

02:33:53.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:33:54.000 It's like, you know, with cooking, it's like a technique, the art of cooking.

02:33:59.000 If you know how to cook, you can cook whatever.

02:34:02.000 It all depends on what spice is or whatever.

02:34:05.000 But if you know how to cook, you know how to cook.

02:34:06.000 What's the specialty?

02:34:08.000 I don't really have a specialty.

02:34:09.000 Really?

02:34:10.000 I don't have a specialty.

02:34:11.000 I'll follow a recipe.

02:34:12.000 Somebody will do something.

02:34:13.000 I'll get inspired by something.

02:34:15.000 But I do know I make these garlic noodles, right?

02:34:18.000 It's not a specialty, but it's a whopper. 1.00

02:34:21.000 It's like a wet-ass pussy dish. 1.00

02:34:23.000 It's a wet-ass pussy dish, son. 1.00

02:34:26.000 There's no way around it. 1.00

02:34:28.000 They love the garlic noodles, and I make a dope-ass garlic. 0.99

02:34:31.000 You can put whatever protein you want on it, but the garlic noodles are fucking crazy. 0.97

02:34:35.000 In fact, you made those at night. 0.91

02:34:37.000 I did?

02:34:38.000 Yeah, you did.

02:34:39.000 I was impressed.

02:34:41.000 I love this thing you said, the metaphor.

02:34:44.000 We had the recipes, just not the ingredients.

02:34:47.000 That's a good metaphor for a lot of things in life.

02:34:49.000 We had the recipes, but none of the ingredients.

02:34:53.000 We didn't have it.

02:34:55.000 Well, that's a bar. 0.65

02:34:57.000 You should write that down.

02:34:59.000 Yeah.

02:35:00.000 Will I remember it?

02:35:01.000 But that's the truth.

02:35:02.000 Someone will tell you.

02:35:03.000 It's true.

02:35:03.000 Just watch the podcast tomorrow.

02:35:05.000 You too.

02:35:07.000 Yeah, everyone wants equal access to the ingredients.

02:35:11.000 That's right.

02:35:12.000 I had the recipe.

02:35:13.000 Real equality, right?

02:35:14.000 But none of the ingredients.

02:35:15.000 That really is the difference.

02:35:18.000 That's a great metaphor.

02:35:22.000 It is.

02:35:23.000 Yeah, for life.

02:35:26.000 That's what I was telling y'all niggas, man. 1.00

02:35:32.000 Yo, he's been not listening to my story the whole show, Dave.

02:35:35.000 I listened.

02:35:36.000 He doesn't believe you.

02:35:37.000 Anytime I mention I got shot.

02:35:39.000 I believed him the first time.

02:35:40.000 I believed him the second time.

02:35:42.000 I believed him every time.

02:35:45.000 You know Pierre Edwards?

02:35:46.000 Yes.

02:35:47.000 Great comedian.

02:35:48.000 I saw a video today.

02:35:50.000 It was on some guy's Instagram.

02:35:52.000 He's a comedian.

02:35:53.000 It was me introducing him at a comedy club when I was like 17. Wow.

02:35:57.000 Someone just sent it to me.

02:35:58.000 Pierre from D.C.? Which one?

02:36:01.000 Yeah, Pierre from D.C. Yeah?

02:36:03.000 He used to do the funniest joke about getting shot.

02:36:05.000 I'm not going to do another guy's joke.

02:36:07.000 But, you know, he got shot in D.C. like one night.

02:36:11.000 Oh, yeah, I remember that.

02:36:12.000 Yeah, it was funny.

02:36:13.000 He's a funny dude.

02:36:14.000 I got shot. 0.99

02:36:15.000 Nobody fucking believe me, man. 0.99

02:36:16.000 We believe you. 0.99

02:36:17.000 Yo, are you going to bring some elk?

02:36:19.000 I told you I'll cook some.

02:36:22.000 I'm ready.

02:36:24.000 I'm ready, man.

02:36:26.000 I want to see what they say in the streets.

02:36:28.000 What's all this fuss is about?

02:36:30.000 I want some elk, son. 1.00

02:36:32.000 Yo, everywhere I go, motherfuckers say, did you try the elk? 1.00

02:36:36.000 That's all I know. 1.00

02:36:37.000 Is it gamey?

02:36:38.000 No, it's not gamey.

02:36:39.000 There's a weird taste that people associate with venison, a gamey taste.

02:36:44.000 And for the most part, it either hasn't been prepared correctly or it wasn't taken care of correctly after the animal died.

02:36:52.000 That's for the most part.

02:36:54.000 It's a different flavor, but I think what people associate with not tasting good, I think a lot of that, a lot of it, not all of it, but a lot of it isn't just personal taste, it's bad preparation.

02:37:06.000 You get a steak from a grocery store, you're assuming that professional butchers, like people that grow the cows, professional butchers, all down the line, they get you a steak. 0.98

02:37:16.000 If you got a guy's deer meat, who knows how this guy took care of that fucking deer. 1.00

02:37:20.000 You know, he could have had that shit hanging in a tree. 1.00

02:37:23.000 You don't see no marbleization in there, bitch, nowhere. 1.00

02:37:23.000 No marbleization in there, nowhere. 1.00

02:37:26.000 Sometimes people shoot them and they don't get them into the morning.

02:37:30.000 See, this is what I'm talking about, Dave. 1.00

02:37:31.000 Look what the fuck I'm talking about, Dave. 0.99

02:37:32.000 That's good. 0.99

02:37:33.000 No, wait a minute.

02:37:34.000 That's a show on board.

02:37:35.000 Exactly.

02:37:36.000 Dave, this is go-to picture.

02:37:38.000 You're not going to shame me.

02:37:39.000 You're not going to shame me.

02:37:40.000 This is a good elk day right here, son.

02:37:44.000 It is a good elk day.

02:37:45.000 What does the caption say?

02:37:46.000 Watch he mention something about a jalapeno somewhere.

02:37:49.000 This is the final product. 1.00

02:37:50.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

02:37:51.000 That's Pretty, right? 1.00

02:37:52.000 But what's that a dry rub?

02:37:53.000 What rub is that?

02:37:54.000 That's a Saskatchewan, blackened Saskatchewan. 0.69

02:37:58.000 It's a Traeger rub.

02:37:59.000 It's like a Cajun style almost, but it's got, it's like a blackened, but not like, it's got a lot of salt to it.

02:38:07.000 It's delicious.

02:38:08.000 It's the perfect rub.

02:38:09.000 I love that rub for elk.

02:38:11.000 So wait, when you cook it, you cut it up yourself?

02:38:14.000 You know how to cut steaks out of a...

02:38:17.000 Yes!

02:38:17.000 That's the whole purpose!

02:38:18.000 I do, but that part is easy because that part is what's called the back strap.

02:38:22.000 That's the big, thick piece of meat that's on each side of the spine. 0.97

02:38:25.000 Look at the knife, though, nigga. 1.00

02:38:27.000 Is that a Japanese? 1.00

02:38:29.000 No, that's an American knife.

02:38:30.000 Who made that knife?

02:38:31.000 What does it say in the caption?

02:38:33.000 No.

02:38:33.000 There's no tag or nothing?

02:38:34.000 No. 1.00

02:38:35.000 The dude who made it was shit. 1.00

02:38:37.000 Dave, you wouldn't eat that. 1.00

02:38:39.000 It's in there somewhere, same knife, real close to it.

02:38:42.000 So if you're killing elk, how long are you eating that elk?

02:38:45.000 You can eat it for a whole year.

02:38:47.000 Literally a year?

02:38:48.000 Yeah, they're huge.

02:38:49.000 Yeah, some knife here.

02:38:50.000 I got it.

02:38:50.000 There it is.

02:38:51.000 The guy gave me the knife.

02:38:52.000 There it is.

02:38:54.000 Neanderthal.

02:38:55.000 Oh, Chumney knives.

02:38:56.000 C-H-U-M-N-E-F-Y knives.

02:38:59.000 That knife looks right, son.

02:39:00.000 That knife looks right.

02:39:01.000 It's a dope knife.

02:39:03.000 Yeah, you'd eat it for all year.

02:39:04.000 It's hundreds of pounds of meat.

02:39:06.000 It's like 400 pounds of meat.

02:39:07.000 They're huge.

02:39:08.000 It's okay.

02:39:08.000 Say you're shooting elk.

02:39:10.000 You're bow hunting, I'm imagining.

02:39:11.000 Yeah.

02:39:12.000 What happens?

02:39:13.000 It runs off?

02:39:14.000 You gotta follow it for like a day or two?

02:39:16.000 If you hit them right, they die pretty quick. 0.84

02:39:19.000 Ow! 1.00

02:39:20.000 Damn! 1.00

02:39:22.000 He do it with a bow though, son! 1.00

02:39:24.000 But you have to practice a lot, man. 0.97

02:39:26.000 This nigga do it with a bow! 1.00

02:39:27.000 It's not easy. 0.97

02:39:29.000 But the point is, I know exactly where that meat's coming from.

02:39:33.000 I know the whole chain of command.

02:39:35.000 I know everything that's happened from the time that animal got hit until the time I'm cooking it.

02:39:40.000 That's interesting.

02:39:41.000 Yeah, it's mind blowing.

02:39:43.000 I get all my meats from strangers.

02:39:45.000 Yeah, most people do.

02:39:47.000 Yeah, you don't think about it.

02:39:49.000 I was in Alaska once and a lady told me that she hadn't eaten something, she hadn't killed herself in years.

02:39:56.000 This woman looked like a Betty Crocker model, like a house model. 1.00

02:40:00.000 She was working in an ammunition store.

02:40:04.000 I had never been to a gun store before. 0.94

02:40:07.000 It was ridiculous.

02:40:09.000 This is in Fairbanks, Alaska. 0.95

02:40:10.000 It was so many.

02:40:12.000 Think of a kind of gun.

02:40:13.000 The guy goes, this is a sniper rifle. 0.95

02:40:16.000 You can shoot a bear with this from two miles away.

02:40:20.000 Couldn't imagine why I would shoot a bear that was two miles away.

02:40:25.000 I couldn't, I was the weirdest sales pitch, and he literally said that to me.

02:40:29.000 Yeah, that's like a thousand yards, right?

02:40:31.000 Isn't that?

02:40:32.000 Isn't it two miles?

02:40:34.000 Two miles?

02:40:34.000 Way farther than that.

02:40:35.000 How many thousand miles is a mile?

02:40:39.000 Oh, 5,000 feet is a mile.

02:40:41.000 Right, it's not yards.

02:40:42.000 Plus to 2,000 yards.

02:40:44.000 Yeah, it's crazy.

02:40:45.000 So they can shoot things at a thousand yards.

02:40:48.000 Like snipers have hit shots at a thousand yards.

02:40:52.000 So just think of that number.

02:40:53.000 It was a crazy thing to dispel and sell to somebody.

02:40:56.000 I'm not going to get into all that gun stuff.

02:40:58.000 A mile is 5,000 feet and then a thousand yards a bullet.

02:41:04.000 That's crazy.

02:41:06.000 That's so far.

02:41:08.000 That's really far.

02:41:09.000 That's a long squint.

02:41:11.000 Yeah.

02:41:12.000 10,000 feet for them is nothing.

02:41:15.000 That's the scope, though.

02:41:17.000 That has to be a scope.

02:41:18.000 Well, again, this was Alaska, so you gotta think, things like guns there are more utilitarian than, like, you know, New York or something.

02:41:25.000 People do need...

02:41:26.000 You don't want a toolie out there, I think.

02:41:28.000 Yeah.

02:41:29.000 Everybody has guns up there. 1.00

02:41:30.000 Well, they also have bears and fucking moose and shit. 1.00

02:41:33.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:41:34.000 It's crazy up there.

02:41:35.000 It looks unfinished.

02:41:36.000 It's beautiful.

02:41:38.000 It's a wild place.

02:41:39.000 It's one of the last real...

02:41:41.000 The people that live up there are a different kind of human.

02:41:44.000 They're more...

02:41:45.000 They have...

02:41:46.000 They're more durable.

02:41:48.000 They're not soybean eaters.

02:41:50.000 They have all these Alaska-isms.

02:41:53.000 They call leaving Alaska going outside.

02:41:59.000 Really?

02:42:00.000 Yeah, it's like a cult.

02:42:02.000 They say the lower 48, we all heard that before.

02:42:04.000 They'll call the rest of the continental US lower 48. Tons of them. 0.98

02:42:11.000 But it was fun up there, man.

02:42:12.000 They're nice people.

02:42:14.000 I've only done shows up there once.

02:42:15.000 I did shows in Anchorage with Ari. 0.99

02:42:18.000 We had a good fucking time. 0.99

02:42:19.000 They were good people. 0.99

02:42:20.000 But they're sturdy.

02:42:21.000 They're like, you can tell.

02:42:22.000 They survive winter. 0.99

02:42:23.000 They deal with shit that people don't have to deal with. 1.00

02:42:26.000 The male to female ratio. 1.00

02:42:28.000 The male to female ratio.

02:42:29.000 Guys, I'll number women in Alaska. 1.00

02:42:32.000 I think 10 to 1. 10 to 1. There's not many women. 1.00

02:42:37.000 Oh, some motherfuckers are sexy as shit out there, bitch. 1.00

02:42:41.000 Ten to one. 1.00

02:42:41.000 Well, yeah, that's what you would think. 1.00

02:42:42.000 You'd think, oh, if you're a woman, oh, this is great. 0.99

02:42:45.000 Ten guys, you got ten dusty dirt on the fingernail choices.

02:42:49.000 These guys are rugged.

02:42:50.000 Right.

02:42:54.000 These guys are rugged.

02:42:55.000 You know what I mean?

02:42:56.000 Yeah, just think of the jobs you have.

02:42:58.000 I was the only dude in the nail shop in Fairbanks, Alaska. 1.00

02:43:02.000 Everybody else's nails and hands look like shit. 1.00

02:43:04.000 Yo, you was killing it, sir. 1.00

02:43:06.000 I've been mining all day.

02:43:08.000 I met a guy as a gold miner.

02:43:12.000 Weird jobs like that.

02:43:13.000 That's how it was when I was in the Air Force, when I was stationed in Kunzong, Korea.

02:43:17.000 It was like 10 guys to every girl.

02:43:20.000 And whoever she was, she was America's next top model.

02:43:25.000 She had the attitude. 1.00

02:43:28.000 Every one of them chicks was like, motherfucker, you gotta compete. 1.00

02:43:33.000 That's why niggas was going downtown. 1.00

02:43:34.000 It's definitely an unhealthy balance.

02:43:36.000 You know Donnell speaks Korean.

02:43:39.000 Not fluently, but just casual.

02:43:42.000 But no, I didn't know that.

02:43:44.000 We were in New York when we were shooting Chappelle's show.

02:43:46.000 We walk into a deli.

02:43:49.000 Yeah.

02:43:50.000 And, you know, two Korean guys sitting talking to each other.

02:43:54.000 Donnell turns over, you know how he talks, and he starts coming back, but, you know, starts doing the thing. 0.98

02:43:58.000 And I thought he was fucking with him. 0.98

02:44:00.000 I'm like, oh, come on, man, don't do that. 0.99

02:44:01.000 Like, I'm so sorry, sir.

02:44:03.000 And the guy goes, the guy looks shocked.

02:44:05.000 And then the guy starts talking back, and they talk to each other for a couple seconds.

02:44:10.000 And I'm like, I was floored, staring at him.

02:44:13.000 I couldn't believe it.

02:44:13.000 And he goes, oh, they thought, uh, he said, they thought we were stealing, son.

02:44:17.000 And I told him that we wasn't stealing. 1.00

02:44:20.000 I think he called him like a dog-eating motherfucker in his own language. 1.00

02:44:24.000 And he loved it. 1.00

02:44:26.000 He said it. 1.00

02:44:27.000 He promised me you'd call him a doggie motherfucker. 1.00

02:44:29.000 Yeah, I went hard, son. 0.99

02:44:32.000 Because he was saying something about you while you were standing there and he didn't know that you could speak Korean.

02:44:37.000 Yeah, but we were engaged in the conversation.

02:44:39.000 Me and the guy was engaged in the conversation.

02:44:41.000 Dave thought I was mocking him.

02:44:43.000 You know, Dave thought I was mongering, but I was really having a conversation with him.

02:44:46.000 So Dave didn't know. 0.99

02:44:47.000 He thought I was, like, fucking with him. 0.99

02:44:48.000 Like, yo, you can't talk like that. 0.99

02:44:50.000 And then I was rocking with him. 1.00

02:44:51.000 I was like, oh, shit. 1.00

02:44:52.000 Those guys were floored. 1.00

02:44:54.000 I was floored. 1.00

02:44:55.000 They're like, when they see a black guy going to one of those stores that speak any level of Korean, they fucking lose it. 0.99

02:45:02.000 Like, how often does that happen? 0.98

02:45:04.000 Well, clearly this means, one could surmise, that when you were in the Air Force, you spent a lot of time off base.

02:45:08.000 I did.

02:45:09.000 You would just be in town and just hanging out.

02:45:12.000 I would just go, when we had days off, I would go to these little small cities or wherever they lived.

02:45:18.000 They never experienced Americans, let alone a black guy. 0.98

02:45:21.000 And I would catch boats and shit over there and just hang out with them. 0.99

02:45:25.000 And that's how I got, they got accustomed to me and I got accustomed to them.

02:45:29.000 Can you read it?

02:45:30.000 No, I couldn't read it.

02:45:31.000 But I could, back in the day, I could spell my name.

02:45:34.000 But it was just like, I was with trustworthy people. 0.99

02:45:36.000 You know, we all worked together and it was just like, fuck can I do, man? 0.99

02:45:40.000 Let's go see what your culture is about. 0.99

02:45:42.000 That's cool that you learned that.

02:45:44.000 That's a rare thing.

02:45:45.000 That's probably a difficult language to pick up to.

02:45:48.000 The sounds are so different.

02:45:49.000 Well, to me, I think it's a testament that you're a people person.

02:45:53.000 Which goes back to the original point we all made.

02:45:56.000 You find a way.

02:45:57.000 If you want to hang out and talk to people and nobody speaks your language, I don't speak that language.

02:46:01.000 Yeah, you'll find the way.

02:46:02.000 Yeah, you will.

02:46:03.000 So did you learn from books?

02:46:04.000 Did you take classes?

02:46:05.000 Did you learn from talking to people?

02:46:06.000 It was just shared with the main gate.

02:46:07.000 We worked the main gate.

02:46:08.000 You would have 12 hours, 16 hour days.

02:46:11.000 So there's one American on one side and there's two Koreans on the other side. 0.99

02:46:14.000 You could just stare at each other all day or you could just start doing word association.

02:46:19.000 You know what I mean?

02:46:19.000 It's poignant stuff.

02:46:21.000 Oh, wow.

02:46:24.000 What did you just say?

02:46:25.000 They say, yo, main gate, Airman Rollins, man, help you.

02:46:28.000 That was the greeting.

02:46:29.000 I would say when it comes, that's what they would say.

02:46:33.000 But I would switch it to me.

02:46:37.000 They used to be like, oh!

02:46:41.000 Yo, I'm telling you, son, they used to get amped.

02:46:43.000 When I get a joy ride, they'd be like, oh, Rollins, why, why, why?

02:46:48.000 They was like, Rollins, don't answer phone because I sound like them.

02:46:52.000 And then they would say something else I didn't know.

02:46:53.000 I'd be like, yeah, yeah, come something down, touch them up.

02:46:56.000 They'd be like, oh!

02:46:59.000 Because your accent was perfect.

02:47:00.000 Yeah.

02:47:01.000 I would do the same.

02:47:01.000 When I started learning Spanish, I went to Ecuador once for like six weeks.

02:47:04.000 I just started picking up Spanish.

02:47:06.000 I had a driver.

02:47:07.000 I just met the guy.

02:47:08.000 I hired him.

02:47:08.000 I said, yeah, you drive the car.

02:47:09.000 He spoke like a little bit of English.

02:47:13.000 I spoke less Spanish, but we did the same thing. 0.96

02:47:16.000 By the end of it, by the end of six weeks, My man, I could speak Spanish.

02:47:21.000 Yeah.

02:47:21.000 But I would mimic the action of whoever taught me the word.

02:47:26.000 If I learned the word from an Argentinian, I'd say it like an Argentinian says it. 0.93

02:47:29.000 If I... That's why when I do Korean or whatever, when I do it, even when I do it in my act, when it's broken Korean, people know that's an odyssey.

02:47:36.000 He got the tone of an older person, a respected person.

02:47:39.000 It's an odyssey.

02:47:41.000 A real Korean could tell who I was around to give me my accent or however I did it. 0.70

02:47:50.000 So I have a friend named Japanese Naki.

02:47:53.000 I know Japanese Naki.

02:47:54.000 Yeah, she is from Tokyo. 0.68

02:47:58.000 And for some reason, when she was in high school, moved to Alabama.

02:48:02.000 She learned English from Alabama people.

02:48:06.000 Whoa.

02:48:08.000 Which created one of the more hilarious accents I've ever heard in my life.

02:48:13.000 Oh my god, hell yeah!

02:48:16.000 I'm just like, where's she got a country?

02:48:18.000 She got a country accent.

02:48:19.000 Wow.

02:48:20.000 Yeah, she's the best.

02:48:21.000 And she likes lemon pepper chicken wings, too.

02:48:23.000 It's that kind of stuff.

02:48:24.000 Yeah.

02:48:25.000 In other languages, there's all these weird tones that change the meaning of words.

02:48:29.000 It changes the meaning, especially...

02:48:30.000 Like in Korean in particular, right? 0.90

02:48:31.000 In Korean in particular, because you can tell the way people use their voice when they talk to people.

02:48:36.000 Older people always talk down to people. 1.00

02:48:38.000 It don't matter what you did.

02:48:39.000 It don't matter what it is for you to celebrate.

02:48:41.000 It's always like, ah, it wasn't enough.

02:48:43.000 Do you know that those problems in communication is why Korean Air only teaches pilots in English?

02:48:48.000 They only learn and communicate in English.

02:48:51.000 They're not allowed to communicate in Korean.

02:48:52.000 How do you know that?

02:48:53.000 Well, because they started, they recognized that there was an issue with the superior and dealing with a superior, like if you were my captain and I was your, I couldn't say certain things to you. 1.00

02:49:03.000 If the fucking plane's gonna crash. 0.99

02:49:05.000 Oh. 1.00

02:49:05.000 I can't simply say, you're doing it the wrong way. 1.00

02:49:09.000 You can't say it, but in English you can.

02:49:11.000 So they taught them to communicate in English because it changes the way, or they only use English, because it changes the way you communicate with people.

02:49:19.000 You don't have that cultural classification of a superior, of an older person who demands respect.

02:49:27.000 I get it, and that's the one thing people don't understand about, especially Korean culture, is the level of respect that they have. 0.99

02:49:34.000 People think it's like, oh, you don't fuck with me because I'm black. 0.99

02:49:37.000 No, the level of respect they have, they give a fuck about being older. 1.00

02:49:41.000 That's money, that's prestige, that's everything. 0.98

02:49:44.000 You being older in Korean culture, What's money? 1.00

02:49:47.000 You know, I was around Koreans a lot when I was a teenager.

02:49:50.000 I like this cultural nuance.

02:49:52.000 Korea is a fascinating culture.

02:49:54.000 What they don't have is like...

02:50:00.000 Like, Korean dads don't really have connection with their kids like that. 0.98

02:50:04.000 They don't have, like, the ultimate emotional, oh, you did a good job shit. 0.98

02:50:08.000 That's not even their job. 0.99

02:50:10.000 They're very hard on their kids.

02:50:11.000 That's it.

02:50:12.000 In general.

02:50:13.000 I had a good friend of mine who was a doctor.

02:50:16.000 He was going through his residency while he was on the national taekwondo team.

02:50:23.000 And the dude would literally be in school and he would take breaks to put his backpack on.

02:50:28.000 He'd fill the backpack up with books and run up staircases and go all the way back down and then go back to going to the library to finish his work.

02:50:37.000 And then he would find a way to go to the gym every night and he won the national championship.

02:50:40.000 And he's this Korean kid.

02:50:41.000 I've never met a person who worked harder in my life.

02:50:44.000 To this day, I think about that dude.

02:50:45.000 He was always tired.

02:50:46.000 I go, how you doing, man?

02:50:47.000 He goes, I'm always tired.

02:50:49.000 I'm always tired. 1.00

02:50:49.000 That motherfucker, every day would be in that gym. 1.00

02:50:52.000 Every day. 1.00

02:50:53.000 Jung-Sik Chang, that was his name.

02:50:55.000 Is he still alive?

02:50:56.000 I don't know.

02:50:56.000 I haven't talked to him in a long time.

02:50:58.000 He was a guy that was probably the star student of our team when I was competing, because he was this guy that was not just a national champion, but also a guy who did it while he was in his fucking medical residency.

02:51:16.000 The amount of work that he was capable of doing was insane.

02:51:19.000 And he was like, the way Koreans are, the way he would describe it to me, he's like, nothing's ever enough. 1.00

02:51:24.000 No matter what I do, it's never perfect.

02:51:27.000 No one's here to praise me.

02:51:29.000 I gotta keep working harder.

02:51:30.000 Sounds like a fun guy.

02:51:31.000 Jesus Christ.

02:51:34.000 The Korean military?

02:51:38.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:51:38.000 It's like when somebody was outranked or whatever, they used to do this thing called education, where they could just talk to a little Korean motherfucker any kind of way they want. 0.99

02:51:48.000 Yeah. 0.98

02:51:49.000 And they used to have this little greeting they used to do, and then you'd just see the young Korean just like... 1.00

02:51:56.000 They could do whatever they wanted to this motherfucker. 1.00

02:51:59.000 He could not do nothing but just show them respect. 1.00

02:52:00.000 Yeah, you have to take it. 0.99

02:52:01.000 They used to, like, it wasn't no rules like, if you do this, they would fucking beat them motherfuckers up or whatever, and they came back, no, no, no, no, no, no. 0.97

02:52:09.000 But there's one thing I like that you described. 0.97

02:52:11.000 What?

02:52:11.000 The reverence for older people.

02:52:13.000 Yeah.

02:52:13.000 I feel like here in America, we be just discarding people.

02:52:16.000 Yeah, really quick.

02:52:17.000 Yeah.

02:52:18.000 It's not wise.

02:52:19.000 We should get more than half price at the movies at a certain point.

02:52:22.000 Yeah, come on. 0.77

02:52:23.000 That's the least they could do.

02:52:25.000 Well, we've forgotten that it's important to have people that are older than you that figure life out a little bit better than you have to help lead the way.

02:52:33.000 When you guys were running for president, the way they kept going in on Joe Biden for being old, you know, whatever.

02:52:39.000 It's whatever.

02:52:40.000 So come on, man.

02:52:41.000 Well, Trump's old, too.

02:52:42.000 That's what I mean.

02:52:43.000 I like when Trump calls the elderly the elderly, as if that somehow doesn't apply to him.

02:52:48.000 Yo, that's how I am.

02:52:50.000 Yo, Dave.

02:52:51.000 I did a show once, right?

02:52:52.000 And I was so caught up in myself. 1.00

02:52:54.000 I was like, look at all these old head motherfuckers that I went to high school with, right? 1.00

02:53:00.000 I was like, old ass motherfuckers that I'm their same age. 1.00

02:53:03.000 I forgot the connection altogether. 1.00

02:53:05.000 That's real.

02:53:06.000 That's real, sir.

02:53:07.000 Every once in a while.

02:53:08.000 I'm old, but they are the older than me.

02:53:10.000 And they're the same age.

02:53:12.000 Yep, they're the exact same age. 1.00

02:53:13.000 I'm talking shit. 0.99

02:53:15.000 Yeah, all my friends around my age. 1.00

02:53:18.000 You don't feel it.

02:53:19.000 Yeah, they dress the part. 0.99

02:53:23.000 That's why it's very important for older people to actually have their shit together. 0.98

02:53:27.000 Because when older people actually have their shit together, maybe people will resume the idea of respecting older people. 0.98

02:53:34.000 Maybe it'll become more of a trend in the future. 0.99

02:53:37.000 But when older people are that old and they're still crazy, that's the problem with a guy like Trump.

02:53:43.000 That old and still, I won this, and big! 0.96

02:53:46.000 All the craziness...

02:53:48.000 Like, the girl he used to bang called her horse face on Twitter.

02:53:51.000 Like, that kind of craziness.

02:53:52.000 Yeah.

02:53:53.000 That kind of craziness is like...

02:53:55.000 But you come to expect it of him, though, and it became very entertaining, man.

02:53:59.000 He made it all entertaining, but then it was involving people's lives.

02:54:02.000 But it's like clothes. 0.99

02:54:03.000 Like, you know how you'll see an old person dressed up, and you know that maybe like 30 years ago, that outfit was the shit. 0.99

02:54:12.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:54:12.000 You know what I mean? 0.99

02:54:13.000 Yeah.

02:54:14.000 But maybe he's not killing it today.

02:54:16.000 And it's like you can see him put it on one time and just be like, this is it.

02:54:21.000 Gone without me.

02:54:22.000 Fashion keep going. 0.75

02:54:24.000 Isn't it funny how fashion eventually comes back around?

02:54:26.000 And then you got dudes dressing up like they're old-timey photographers.

02:54:32.000 When I grew up this summer, for me, I just grew up with it. 0.99

02:54:35.000 I don't even give a fuck. 0.99

02:54:36.000 You know what I'm saying? 0.99

02:54:37.000 I remember this summer, son, I was starting to buy shit that had waterproof on it. 0.98

02:54:42.000 You know what I mean? 0.97

02:54:42.000 Reversible. 0.97

02:54:44.000 I was like, fuck that fucking city boy shit. 1.00

02:54:48.000 I was buying shit that was fitting for the condition and the weather that I was in. 1.00

02:54:53.000 Right. 0.99

02:54:53.000 Clothes become utilitarian. 0.99

02:54:55.000 Yeah, I was like...

02:54:56.000 Before you get out of a city.

02:54:57.000 Your guy wears work clothes for, you know...

02:55:00.000 To work, and it's cold.

02:55:01.000 That's right.

02:55:02.000 Everything's practical. 1.00

02:55:04.000 Alaskans understand that shit. 1.00

02:55:06.000 Boy, do they. 1.00

02:55:07.000 They get it.

02:55:08.000 It'd be a hard place to go.

02:55:09.000 If I had to go buy some clothes for a date in Alaska, boy, that's a tough one.

02:55:14.000 Yeah, you have nothing to do with it. 1.00

02:55:15.000 I hope you like waiters, bitch. 1.00

02:55:18.000 You got a few days a year where it's not cold outside. 1.00

02:55:22.000 And on those days, it's like 24 hours.

02:55:24.000 But those people are conditioned for it now.

02:55:26.000 But that's where it's weird when it's 24 hours sun.

02:55:28.000 Well, that was part of it.

02:55:28.000 They had all these signs up.

02:55:30.000 Because this was like in November.

02:55:31.000 It was like Game of Thrones.

02:55:33.000 Winter is coming.

02:55:34.000 And there were these signs that said, get your happy lights.

02:55:37.000 Have you heard of this?

02:55:37.000 No.

02:55:38.000 They're like UV lights that people put in their house to mimic sunshine.

02:55:43.000 Just so that they don't get depressed.

02:55:46.000 I couldn't imagine.

02:55:47.000 It's like they're homegrown, man.

02:55:48.000 That's crazy.

02:55:51.000 Do you remember that there was a vampire movie a few years back called 30 Days of Night?

02:55:56.000 It's all about vampires that show up in Alaska because there's 30 days where it never gets light out.

02:56:02.000 Oh, that's a good premise. 0.96

02:56:02.000 So these vampires just fuck this town up for 30 days because they know when. 0.96

02:56:07.000 So they bring this vampire familiar that pulls the boat into the Anchorage shore, whatever the fuck they landed, and they get out in this small town and just wreak havoc on this town for 30 days. 0.99

02:56:18.000 Robin Williams and Al Pacino did a movie the opposite of that. 0.66

02:56:21.000 It's called Insomnia.

02:56:22.000 You ever seen that?

02:56:23.000 I didn't see that.

02:56:24.000 It was a weird character thing.

02:56:25.000 Pacino's character is a cop, and Robin Williams is a guy he's looking for, for a heinous crime, right?

02:56:37.000 The backdrop of the movie was that it was daylight for 24 hours a day, and the guy had terrible insomnia.

02:56:46.000 Wow.

02:56:49.000 That's a rough way to live when it never gets dark out.

02:56:53.000 I remember doing it when I was in Anchorage.

02:56:55.000 I did shows up there with Orange Fear and we went fishing.

02:56:59.000 And it was like 2 o'clock in the morning and it was bright outside.

02:57:02.000 I was like, this is weird, man.

02:57:04.000 I would love that.

02:57:05.000 It's weird.

02:57:07.000 I would love it too.

02:57:08.000 Fishing at 2 o'clock?

02:57:09.000 Oh yeah, you can just keep going.

02:57:10.000 There's parts where it gets dark like barely for like an hour.

02:57:13.000 Did you fly fish?

02:57:13.000 You fly fish?

02:57:14.000 No, we were trolling for salmon.

02:57:17.000 How do you trope a salmon?

02:57:18.000 You pull a boat and you cast some lures in.

02:57:22.000 You're really trying to get the salmon aggravated.

02:57:24.000 That's what they want.

02:57:25.000 They're not really hungry at that point. 1.00

02:57:26.000 They're trying to fuck. 0.99

02:57:27.000 So when they get your lure, they're really pissed off at it more than anything. 0.99

02:57:32.000 Jesus Christ, people have thought of everything. 0.99

02:57:33.000 Who the fuck would think to aggravate a fish? 0.99

02:57:37.000 Aggravate salmon, yeah. 0.99

02:57:38.000 Somebody that needed that.

02:57:39.000 Yeah, there's certain salmon that only eat plankton. 1.00

02:57:42.000 They eat microscopic shit. 0.99

02:57:45.000 They don't really eat fish. 1.00

02:57:46.000 This is in a river you were doing it.

02:57:48.000 Yeah, you pull lures by...

02:57:50.000 I think that's...

02:57:51.000 Is that Chinook or Sockeye?

02:57:53.000 I'm trying to figure out which one doesn't really eat fish.

02:57:56.000 And the only time you catch them is when you piss them off.

02:57:59.000 I don't know nothing about my salmons.

02:58:02.000 Like, sockeye, I don't know my salmons have different personalities or anything, sir.

02:58:06.000 Well, some fish just eat fish, right? 0.99

02:58:09.000 And some fish just eat microscopic shit. 0.99

02:58:11.000 And there's one particular type of salmon that only eats microscopic shit. 1.00

02:58:15.000 And the way you catch it is by getting it pissed. 0.99

02:58:18.000 And that's in Alaska.

02:58:19.000 They do that out of, like, Bristol Bay.

02:58:21.000 I think that's Chinook.

02:58:22.000 Is that correct?

02:58:23.000 I'm trying to Salmon migrate, right?

02:58:26.000 Yeah, they migrate.

02:58:27.000 So are they saltwater or are they freshwater?

02:58:31.000 They're both.

02:58:32.000 That's what I thought.

02:58:33.000 Yeah.

02:58:33.000 They move through.

02:58:35.000 I forget what it's called.

02:58:36.000 But they go out to saltwater and they come back to spawn in freshwater.

02:58:40.000 And they have to do it in the same river. 1.00

02:58:42.000 So if you damn the river up, they're fucked and they die. 1.00

02:58:45.000 They don't know where to go. 1.00

02:58:46.000 And they never wind up reproducing.

02:58:48.000 Which one gone is the most money?

02:58:50.000 Salmon.

02:58:51.000 Salmon's huge.

02:58:52.000 Out of all fish, it's probably tuna.

02:58:55.000 Really?

02:58:55.000 Yeah, but they're running out of tuna, man.

02:58:58.000 They keep just jacking tuna.

02:58:59.000 Talk to those old tuna guys in Japan, and they're like, we used to see a lot of tuna.

02:59:04.000 Now you go to the tuna market, it's a fraction of what it used to be.

02:59:07.000 There's just not as much tuna left.

02:59:09.000 Yeah, people love sushi.

02:59:11.000 I know they do in Atlanta.

02:59:14.000 It's worth a lot of money.

02:59:15.000 Ha ha ha!

02:59:18.000 What happened?

02:59:20.000 He's referring to it.

02:59:22.000 I know they love sushi in Atlanta, bro.

02:59:25.000 They had a big thing about sushi in Atlanta.

02:59:27.000 What happened about sushi in Atlanta?

02:59:28.000 Quick question.

02:59:28.000 Quick question before I go.

02:59:30.000 Because this is coming up.

02:59:31.000 The next time we meet, I want to ask you about what you think.

02:59:35.000 The vaccine.

02:59:37.000 Are you taking it?

02:59:38.000 I'll take it if it works.

02:59:39.000 If I feel that the doctors have all gotten their opinions behind it and they think...

02:59:47.000 You know what it is?

02:59:48.000 It's like an mRNA vaccine, this new vaccine.

02:59:50.000 It makes your body think that...

02:59:52.000 It doesn't introduce actual COVID into your system and you fight it off.

02:59:56.000 It makes your body think that it's COVID and your body builds the proper proteins to fight it off.

03:00:00.000 That's interesting.

03:00:01.000 A guy explained it to us yesterday, Nicholas Christakis.

03:00:03.000 He's from Yale.

03:00:05.000 He's a soybean boy.

03:00:06.000 No, he doesn't.

03:00:07.000 He's a good man.

03:00:09.000 He's a soybean boy.

03:00:11.000 He's a great man, and I won't let you disparage him.

03:00:13.000 No, I'm not disparaging him.

03:00:15.000 He's a doctor.

03:00:19.000 Anyway, he thinks the vaccine will be very effective.

03:00:24.000 And even if it doesn't keep you from getting it, it'll prevent or hopefully prevent you from getting a bad case of it.

03:00:31.000 I don't know, though.

03:00:32.000 So what would you need?

03:00:34.000 Would you need just the consensus of a body of doctors you trust?

03:00:39.000 And people's experiences, because people have already taken it.

03:00:42.000 So if people have taken it, what is the experience? 0.99

03:00:44.000 They say that they felt like shit for a few days. 0.99

03:00:48.000 That's it. 0.99

03:00:49.000 Now, is that true?

03:00:51.000 I mean, who are they?

03:00:53.000 Have you talked to them?

03:00:54.000 What's a few days? 1.00

03:00:55.000 And what do you mean by feel like shit? 0.99

03:00:56.000 Like, did you try running four days later and you still felt terrible? 0.99

03:01:00.000 So wait, apparently they're distributing this vaccine almost now, right?

03:01:05.000 I don't think it's totally ready, but it very soon will be ready.

03:01:08.000 And if it's effective, they're going to encourage people to take it.

03:01:12.000 It makes people feel nervous.

03:01:13.000 But then they say they're going to have it for like doctors and like essential people at the beginning of it.

03:01:17.000 Yeah, first.

03:01:18.000 And then it's going to probably people that are high risk, like older folks.

03:01:22.000 Yeah, but the thing is, it's going to have people have a sense of like there is something that could be done now.

03:01:25.000 Like it's a sense of hope.

03:01:27.000 It's a sense of progress.

03:01:28.000 It's a sense of like, you know, it was at one time when we didn't even have a thought of a vaccine. 0.99

03:01:33.000 Now we got Competitors and shit. 0.98

03:01:35.000 Yeah. 0.99

03:01:36.000 People to think different.

03:01:37.000 Listen, if it works, we should take it. 1.00

03:01:40.000 But I know how people get real nervous about that kind of shit. 1.00

03:01:42.000 Black people don't fuck with vaccines. 1.00

03:01:44.000 I told you that, son. 1.00

03:01:45.000 How do you feel about it? 1.00

03:01:46.000 Dave, black people don't fuck with no vaccines, Dave. 1.00

03:01:48.000 Well, I mean, I feel like it's inconclusive. 1.00

03:01:50.000 Because your caveat was, I'd take it if I felt safe about it.

03:01:54.000 Yeah.

03:01:54.000 Well, that's just the thing.

03:01:56.000 Don't you feel like that same way?

03:01:57.000 Well, of course.

03:01:58.000 So now...

03:02:00.000 You know, for the first time, we're learning how a drug, the process of a drug, you know, going through trials.

03:02:07.000 We're learning this literally as a nation.

03:02:09.000 We're all watching this thing take place.

03:02:10.000 And an accelerated version of it.

03:02:12.000 An accelerated version of it.

03:02:13.000 Because usually a vaccine takes multiple years to develop.

03:02:16.000 Yeah.

03:02:18.000 So this is really quick to be able to have something this quick and turn it around. 0.97

03:02:22.000 It's like those movies where they find a cure by the end and you're like, oh, that's bullshit. 0.99

03:02:26.000 They're doing it. 0.99

03:02:27.000 Not a cure, but a vaccine is a big deal.

03:02:30.000 The good thing is, if another one comes around, they're going to be more prepared to do something like this quicker.

03:02:36.000 Right.

03:02:37.000 I think people needed to really understand that in our lifetime, something can kill the world's economy and kill hundreds of thousands of people here and a million people worldwide.

03:02:47.000 I think everybody understood that.

03:02:49.000 I think we knew it, but I don't think we really expected it.

03:02:52.000 They knew it.

03:02:53.000 The Obama administration had prepared for precisely that eventuality.

03:02:57.000 But I mean, us.

03:02:58.000 Of course, yeah.

03:02:59.000 We couldn't wrap our mind around it.

03:03:01.000 Even if they told you, even if you watched Bill Gates' speech at TED Talk in 2015, you would never internalize it and think there's a pandemic coming.

03:03:10.000 Now we know.

03:03:11.000 Nobody.

03:03:11.000 Now we know there is.

03:03:12.000 Now we're going to want to invest in the medical infrastructure to make sure that they prepare better next time.

03:03:19.000 Hopefully people are going to learn from this.

03:03:21.000 Oh yeah, 100%.

03:03:22.000 People know nothing is going to be new.

03:03:26.000 There's nothing going to be new about it.

03:03:28.000 Well, the debate is largely philosophical, right?

03:03:32.000 I mean, to this end, there's two schools of thought.

03:03:36.000 One school thought it's just gonna be what it's gonna be, and you gotta keep moving.

03:03:42.000 Like, why close anything?

03:03:44.000 And the other school thought, which I thought was, you know, it was more than just a philosophy.

03:03:48.000 It was a science.

03:03:51.000 Remember the premise when they locked us up was we have to wait to catch up to our medical infrastructure.

03:03:56.000 So we don't overburden our medical infrastructure.

03:03:58.000 We gotta suppress the disease till we can build up the infrastructure.

03:04:02.000 And they gave us an early estimate of two weeks.

03:04:04.000 This is how a comedian does.

03:04:06.000 When a comedian's doing a real long setting, he goes, one more thing before I go.

03:04:09.000 And then he does that four or five times and you realize, oh, this guy's gonna do another hour. 0.98

03:04:12.000 Oh yeah, that's so fucking rude. 0.80

03:04:14.000 Yeah, but you know that trick? 0.97

03:04:16.000 That's what the pandemic, the quarantine felt like.

03:04:20.000 Two more weeks, three more weeks. 1.00

03:04:22.000 Maybe we'll open bars and, you know, that kind of shit. 0.99

03:04:26.000 But there's no way to control it other than create it yourself, right? 0.99

03:04:30.000 What do you mean?

03:04:31.000 Like, the whole vibe of the scene, right?

03:04:35.000 The vibe of which scene?

03:04:37.000 The pandemic.

03:04:38.000 You said, how do we get used to it?

03:04:40.000 What can we do about it?

03:04:41.000 Well, he's also saying, here's the thing.

03:04:43.000 We never signed up to let people tell us that we can and can't take risks or go to work.

03:04:47.000 And by saying that if you do it, you're going to kill other people.

03:04:51.000 That's what changed the game.

03:04:52.000 And so everybody has to figure out how much of that they're willing to accept and how much of that are they not and whether or not they're willing to take a shot.

03:05:01.000 Take this vaccine without knowing the long-term effects of it or worrying about the long-term effects of it.

03:05:08.000 And some people are naturally averse to taking any kind of medication.

03:05:11.000 They don't want to do it. 0.94

03:05:12.000 And other people are like, if you tell me it's good and all the doctors agree and it'll help mankind, I'll fucking do it. 0.95

03:05:19.000 That's how I feel. 0.96

03:05:21.000 Listen, polio, okay? 1.00

03:05:24.000 Shit doesn't exist anymore. 1.00

03:05:25.000 Smallpox doesn't exist anymore. 0.99

03:05:26.000 At least not in the numbers that it used to, right?

03:05:28.000 Yeah, but you got the old vaccine for that.

03:05:29.000 That's the old vaccine.

03:05:30.000 But that's because of vaccines.

03:05:32.000 The idea that vaccines have done...

03:05:34.000 Bad things only or that they're dangerous only.

03:05:38.000 It's crazy.

03:05:38.000 Like, vaccines are the responsible for the giant population of people.

03:05:41.000 It's not vaccines.

03:05:42.000 I think at the core of this is just trust.

03:05:44.000 Yes.

03:05:45.000 Do you trust these sources?

03:05:46.000 And people realize that they're at the mercy of someone that they don't necessarily trust.

03:05:51.000 Right.

03:05:51.000 That's the rub.

03:05:53.000 Well, maybe that's the problem.

03:05:55.000 Don't touch your own face and don't go outside.

03:05:57.000 I'll tell you when to come out. 0.97

03:05:59.000 Love of Renown Liar.

03:06:01.000 Yeah.

03:06:01.000 Right.

03:06:02.000 It's a tough one.

03:06:03.000 That was a tough one.

03:06:05.000 Especially here...

03:06:06.000 It goes something really, touches something really sore in the core of an American's identity.

03:06:11.000 Like you said, how can you tell me to do this?

03:06:14.000 Yeah.

03:06:14.000 It's crazy, man.

03:06:15.000 This was a tough one here.

03:06:17.000 It's a weird one.

03:06:17.000 Yeah.

03:06:18.000 It makes us redefine what it is to be a person.

03:06:21.000 You know, like if all of a sudden you have other people that got elected into a position of power.

03:06:27.000 That's all they did.

03:06:28.000 They won a popularity contest and they're dictating whether things go this way or that way.

03:06:33.000 And they don't necessarily have the right answer.

03:06:35.000 They just have their own answer.

03:06:37.000 And Dallas is doing it different than this town.

03:06:40.000 And you know, Washington State's doing it different than Nevada.

03:06:43.000 Everyone's doing it different.

03:06:44.000 But everybody's trying to do it also.

03:06:46.000 Yeah, but governors can tell you what you can and can't do.

03:06:49.000 It gets real weird.

03:06:51.000 And I get it.

03:06:52.000 They're trying to keep the hospital numbers down.

03:06:54.000 But you told us it was going to be two weeks.

03:06:59.000 Like you guys said two weeks and now here we are like nine months later and everyone's just waiting only for a vaccine.

03:07:04.000 But I'm not speaking about, you know, if it's right, if it's wrong.

03:07:08.000 I'm not speaking about it like that.

03:07:10.000 I'm just saying whatever it was, that was very difficult.

03:07:13.000 Yeah.

03:07:14.000 That was very difficult.

03:07:15.000 Very difficult.

03:07:15.000 You know, I was fine.

03:07:17.000 But not knowing when you can work, not being able to move around, not being able to see my mother.

03:07:23.000 You know, you would never thought.

03:07:25.000 If someone had told me 11 months ago.

03:07:28.000 Even the night before, the last night we were on tour, what were we in?

03:07:31.000 Milwaukee.

03:07:31.000 Yes, it was Pabst.

03:07:33.000 And the last show, it was the last night between shows, right?

03:07:38.000 It's a two-show night.

03:07:40.000 And the energy had changed.

03:07:41.000 It went from festive to, like, people looked worried when I got off stage.

03:07:45.000 Tom Hanks had had it, the one NBA guy who had touched everything and had it.

03:07:49.000 And then the horn starts ringing that they're going to shut the country down.

03:07:52.000 I literally go, that's impossible.

03:07:56.000 What, are you going to shut down the world?

03:07:57.000 It's impossible.

03:07:58.000 This is what I thought, my initial reaction.

03:08:02.000 But the energy changed. 0.99

03:08:03.000 Now I go out and do the second show, and immediately, I wasn't even thinking about this shit earlier that night. 0.98

03:08:08.000 I come out on stage, and everybody reached their hand, and I thought about it. 0.97

03:08:14.000 Okay, I start, you know, shaking people's hands.

03:08:17.000 Oh, I'm worried.

03:08:18.000 But the day before, wouldn't have even been concerned about it. 0.76

03:08:24.000 Went into the green room for 40 minutes and talked to people who'd been glued to the television and watching the news, and then they scared the shit out of me.

03:08:31.000 My behavior changed almost instantly.

03:08:34.000 It was interesting.

03:08:37.000 I don't want to get too heavy.

03:08:38.000 I mean, I'm only hanging out.

03:08:39.000 No, man.

03:08:39.000 It's not too heavy.

03:08:42.000 That's exactly how I felt about it, too.

03:08:43.000 I remember I shook a dude's hand on a flight.

03:08:46.000 I was flying to Vegas for the fights.

03:08:47.000 It was like one of the last fights before they shut it down.

03:08:50.000 And some dude goes, I don't know, you want to shake hands?

03:08:52.000 I was like, I'll shake your hand.

03:08:53.000 He shook hands.

03:08:54.000 He had a mask on already.

03:08:55.000 I was like, wow.

03:08:57.000 He was ready to go down.

03:08:58.000 I think this was the very beginning of March.

03:09:01.000 This was the first time I would have been tested at any capacity was when I did your show that time.

03:09:08.000 That was the first time I had an antibody test or anything.

03:09:11.000 I would have never expected that here we would be deep into November and we're all still kind of locked down.

03:09:18.000 When this started, you lived in LA. You had no plans to come here.

03:09:21.000 Yeah, you're in Texas.

03:09:22.000 Think about it.

03:09:23.000 Your whole life has changed.

03:09:25.000 What's interesting about this time, there's another thing we should talk about next time I come.

03:09:30.000 Is that in mass, it feels like we're rewriting our social contracts.

03:09:36.000 You know, the whole thing.

03:09:38.000 And COVID is an accelerant on this process that I could have never imagined.

03:09:45.000 You know, they're locked inside, man.

03:09:49.000 People are stuck in our house with their choices.

03:09:52.000 Do you like your house?

03:09:53.000 Do you like who you're with?

03:09:55.000 Do you like these things you've accumulated?

03:09:57.000 I hope you like them because you're stuck with them.

03:09:59.000 I made great choices.

03:10:01.000 I like my choices.

03:10:02.000 You know, when I was faced with it like that, I was like, whew!

03:10:05.000 I had it much better than many people.

03:10:06.000 But imagine people doing that in mass.

03:10:09.000 It's pretty powerful.

03:10:11.000 It's a pretty powerful thought.

03:10:12.000 What does this do to a society?

03:10:14.000 This type of isolation and...

03:10:16.000 And almost forced reflection.

03:10:19.000 Yeah, which is not necessarily a bad thing.

03:10:22.000 Right.

03:10:23.000 And we've always talked about how life is a rat race, right? 0.75

03:10:27.000 People get stuck in this rat race.

03:10:28.000 It feels never-ending.

03:10:31.000 It's not good that all these people lost their jobs.

03:10:34.000 It's not good that all these people are going to lose where they live.

03:10:36.000 Not at all.

03:10:37.000 But it might help some people recognize that if you just keep going in this rat race, it never ends.

03:10:43.000 You've got to figure out a way out.

03:10:45.000 And now is a better time to figure out a way out than ever.

03:10:48.000 Because you kind of have to.

03:10:50.000 You kind of have to.

03:10:51.000 And society, as it existed 10 months ago, it's not the same place.

03:10:54.000 It's not the same.

03:10:54.000 What's the country that is a country...

03:10:59.000 Maybe somewhere in the South Pacific or something, that measures their success as a nation with what they call their gross national happiness.

03:11:09.000 It's a totally different premise.

03:11:11.000 What country is that?

03:11:12.000 I can't remember.

03:11:13.000 Maybe you Google gross national happiness.

03:11:16.000 Thanks, fingers.

03:11:19.000 It says Bhutan.

03:11:20.000 There it is, Bhutan.

03:11:21.000 There you go.

03:11:22.000 This is a real principle.

03:11:24.000 It's a philosophy that guides the government.

03:11:25.000 Think about this.

03:11:26.000 It's a philosophy that guides the government of Bhutan.

03:11:28.000 It includes an index which is used to measure the collective happiness.

03:11:31.000 This is the metric that they use To define their success.

03:11:35.000 If they tried that in America, they'd turn it into an app and it would fuck up everything. 0.90

03:11:39.000 Oh my God.

03:11:39.000 People would just be striving to win the points on the app.

03:11:43.000 It would make people insane.

03:11:44.000 They'd get addicted to trying to be a better person.

03:11:49.000 This is a vastly better metric. 0.98

03:11:52.000 I'm not a communist or none of that shit, but I think that I know too many people who are very wealthy Who had what I consider a poor quality of life. 0.96

03:12:02.000 Just because, like you say, the wealth is the point. 0.99

03:12:07.000 Yeah, they chased it.

03:12:09.000 They chased it.

03:12:10.000 They didn't have any friends.

03:12:11.000 Right, you're very wealthy.

03:12:13.000 You're hunting.

03:12:13.000 You love your dog.

03:12:15.000 Your dog hangs out with you like fucking Scooby-Doo. 1.00

03:12:17.000 Your kids like you. 1.00

03:12:20.000 You're living an adventure of a life.

03:12:22.000 Now you're doing the same thing you were doing in L.A. in a totally different city just because you're following that knowing feeling, I gotta be free.

03:12:29.000 Whatever it is.

03:12:30.000 There's a little bit of that and then there's also like I think you're better off living in a place with less people. 0.92

03:12:35.000 I think when you live to be you live in a place with like LA it's great in that there's a lot of resources there's a lot of shit happening there's a lot of people but it's bad in that Sometimes people, it diminishes the value of people a little bit when there's so many of them.

03:12:52.000 Like people stop thinking about people being as valuable. 0.50

03:12:55.000 In LA, I don't even think that it's that.

03:12:56.000 For me, the thing that I always had a hard time with was the point of the place was show business.

03:13:02.000 Yeah.

03:13:03.000 So when I was coming up in my career, everything reminded me of the things I didn't have.

03:13:10.000 And nothing let me appreciate where I was.

03:13:13.000 And then, now I love it.

03:13:15.000 It's a winner's circle.

03:13:16.000 I'm doing great.

03:13:17.000 So I can get in any restaurant.

03:13:19.000 But I remember what it felt like being there.

03:13:22.000 It's like, that's why I don't live there.

03:13:24.000 No disrespect to LA, but it's like, if I like a restaurant, I don't move in.

03:13:28.000 I just come when I want to eat.

03:13:29.000 I'm going to live in the restaurant.

03:13:32.000 I think your idea of living in another place gives you perspective.

03:13:36.000 There's no question.

03:13:38.000 It's the best way to have perspective.

03:13:39.000 If you're stuck in that showbiz world, that becomes your culture.

03:13:44.000 Your culture is like this tiny fraction of the human beings in the world and so many people just start relating only to people in that culture. 0.58

03:13:52.000 Like that, you can get real isolated that way.

03:13:56.000 Yeah, and for what we do for a living, I was that conducive to anything that we want to achieve.

03:14:02.000 No, it's so wise.

03:14:03.000 Artistically.

03:14:04.000 No, it's a very wise decision.

03:14:05.000 Like really wise.

03:14:06.000 Yeah.

03:14:07.000 That smells great, man.

03:14:07.000 I told you, son!

03:14:08.000 That's the one, son! 1.00

03:14:09.000 That candle is the shit. 1.00

03:14:10.000 I'll do a commercial for it right now. 1.00

03:14:12.000 You can cut this out or think.

03:14:14.000 Hi, I'm Dave Chappelle, and this is a Black Ash Candle.

03:14:17.000 It smells way better than it sounds.

03:14:19.000 Take it from me and Ashy Larry. 1.00

03:14:22.000 Black ass, bitch. 1.00

03:14:25.000 Cut. 1.00

03:14:26.000 One take.

03:14:27.000 It was beautiful.

03:14:28.000 Give it to me, I'll light it.

03:14:29.000 Oh yeah, do that.

03:14:30.000 Get the scent going.

03:14:33.000 So when you're touring now, do you just pick a city and say, oh, I'm going to do Denver three nights in a row, find me a venue?

03:14:39.000 Well, I don't know if I want this on a show, but just between us.

03:14:42.000 Well, you could, I don't know.

03:14:43.000 I'm not trying to.

03:14:44.000 We don't have to put anything on the show.

03:14:46.000 But I want to post up here for like, you know, a few weeks.

03:14:50.000 It's cold in Ohio.

03:14:52.000 I like playing outdoors.

03:14:54.000 I like this Stubbs place a lot.

03:14:56.000 Beautiful.

03:14:56.000 It's rocking.

03:14:57.000 So that's why I say, we do the damn thing. 0.99

03:15:00.000 I'm thinking around December, January. 0.99

03:15:03.000 Stay here for four or six weeks.

03:15:05.000 Try to finish the act that I was...

03:15:06.000 Boy, I was close.

03:15:07.000 When we were supposed to do those shows...

03:15:09.000 Man, that summer was going to be fire, son!

03:15:13.000 Me and Joe Rogan went on sale with some tickets.

03:15:16.000 This is Joe.

03:15:17.000 We must have sold 36,000 tickets in like 10 minutes.

03:15:21.000 It was insane.

03:15:22.000 We were so excited to do the show.

03:15:24.000 And like a week or two before...

03:15:27.000 The shutdown happened. 1.00

03:15:29.000 I was part of that shit, son. 1.00

03:15:30.000 It was about to be nice. 1.00

03:15:31.000 The ones we did were fun, too, though.

03:15:33.000 What was it?

03:15:34.000 Tacoma?

03:15:35.000 I've never seen you at Beth. 0.99

03:15:36.000 Remember when we watched Once Upon a Time in Hollywood and all that shit? 0.99

03:15:39.000 Yes! 0.99

03:15:40.000 It was so much fun, man.

03:15:40.000 At 2 o'clock in the morning.

03:15:42.000 The conversations.

03:15:43.000 Was I there?

03:15:44.000 Yeah, you were there.

03:15:46.000 That was when we were in...

03:15:48.000 Utah?

03:15:48.000 No, that wasn't Utah.

03:15:49.000 No, it was Seattle.

03:15:50.000 Yeah, it was Tacoma.

03:15:51.000 Tacoma in the Seattle area.

03:15:52.000 Tacoma Dome, that's right.

03:15:53.000 That was fun, man.

03:15:54.000 That show was fire.

03:15:55.000 That was fun.

03:15:56.000 That was so much fun.

03:15:57.000 And the conversations we'd have in the green room.

03:16:00.000 You know, every tour has its own culture, but the culture of this tour that we did together was great.

03:16:07.000 Yeah, Ian Edwards, who was traveling with you.

03:16:09.000 He was always famine, man.

03:16:10.000 He was always tired from not getting the right proteins, Ian. 0.99

03:16:14.000 Yo, this nigga slept the whole joint, son! 1.00

03:16:17.000 But Ian and I, the first time I had ever left the country, I was like 18, I had my 19th birthday there in Scotland. 0.97

03:16:24.000 I did the Edinburgh Festival, and Ian Edwards was on the festival doing a show.

03:16:28.000 You know, black dudes from the West, like way West. 1.00

03:16:32.000 Man, we hit it off.

03:16:34.000 We would crack each other up.

03:16:36.000 And then, bam, I just see them on the road.

03:16:39.000 Made me feel 20 years younger.

03:16:42.000 And we all sit around in the green room.

03:16:44.000 The lights are red.

03:16:45.000 Music's good.

03:16:46.000 Really good vibes.

03:16:48.000 Really good company.

03:16:49.000 It was a perfect match.

03:16:50.000 You nail it with the red lights in your room.

03:16:53.000 It changes everything.

03:16:55.000 I'm going to steal that from you.

03:16:56.000 Oh man, man.

03:16:57.000 Please be my guest.

03:16:57.000 Maybe I'll go with purple.

03:16:59.000 Just to mix it up.

03:17:00.000 It's all about the ombre.

03:17:01.000 Because I used to just sit in a room with hard white lights and a fruit plate that I didn't know how long it had been there.

03:17:08.000 And no music.

03:17:09.000 And you know, the early days, no frenzy.

03:17:11.000 Just sitting in there with maybe a joke book.

03:17:14.000 Just waiting.

03:17:15.000 Just waiting.

03:17:16.000 All the time just waiting.

03:17:17.000 Just waiting.

03:17:18.000 And at some point you realize...

03:17:21.000 Well, this has got to be fun.

03:17:22.000 I can't just be sitting in these rooms looking at these walls. 0.99

03:17:26.000 Who the fuck has to bring a book to work? 0.99

03:17:29.000 It was that. 0.99

03:17:32.000 So I just started sexing it up, just having fun. 0.99

03:17:35.000 And then when you start getting big on the road, You start bringing your friends out and all that shit. 0.98

03:17:41.000 Then it gets really fun. 0.75

03:17:42.000 And you become like a surrogate family.

03:17:44.000 The longer you stay out together, you learn each other's creature habits. 0.99

03:17:47.000 You find out shit about each other you don't know. 0.98

03:17:49.000 You see what people are made of. 0.99

03:17:52.000 I love the road. 0.99

03:17:54.000 We had so much fucking fun. 1.00

03:17:58.000 Yeah, you would love that Ohio shit. 1.00

03:18:00.000 I wish I could have gone, but that's when I was planning on coming here. 1.00

03:18:03.000 Not doing any stand-up.

03:18:05.000 I had my drone that night.

03:18:07.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:18:08.000 We had my drone out.

03:18:09.000 I don't even know how to fly my own drone.

03:18:11.000 One of my friends was flying the drone, and it was late at night.

03:18:14.000 We was like, yo, get the drone shot.

03:18:16.000 So we get the drone shots.

03:18:17.000 And then the drone went up in the air.

03:18:19.000 It's like about 2 o'clock in the morning, and we thought we lost the drone.

03:18:22.000 We didn't see no red lights, no blue lights.

03:18:24.000 It was just God. 1.00

03:18:25.000 We was like, oh, shit. 1.00

03:18:28.000 Nigga, we gotta go find a drone. 1.00

03:18:29.000 We like, we about to get out of here.

03:18:31.000 We thought we lost the drone.

03:18:33.000 The drone was supposed to be at the bed and breakfast.

03:18:37.000 How well can you control those things?

03:18:39.000 Like, the people that know how to drive it, they can control it where they can't see it through, like, measurements and distance and everything.

03:18:45.000 These things are good, though.

03:18:47.000 They had buttons on there, you know, they could track a person or an object.

03:18:51.000 If you wanted to just follow a car, anything like that. 0.94

03:18:54.000 You remember in LA, the paparazzi started doing all this crazy drone shit. 0.88

03:18:58.000 I'm sure they got you. 0.95

03:18:59.000 The drone guys.

03:19:00.000 We had that drone shot.

03:19:01.000 I was drinking coffee.

03:19:02.000 You hear the buzzing. 1.00

03:19:05.000 Yeah, you hear the shit. 1.00

03:19:06.000 And you know that there's a dude a block away somewhere. 1.00

03:19:09.000 Isn't that weird?

03:19:10.000 They could kind of find you now with a drone.

03:19:13.000 When we did the drone shot from the place, we thought we lost it.

03:19:17.000 We was going to go and search. 1.00

03:19:18.000 I was like, get my motherfucking drone, nigga. 1.00

03:19:20.000 Right? 0.99

03:19:21.000 We get ready, get everybody in the car to go find his drone.

03:19:24.000 We don't see it in the sky nowhere.

03:19:25.000 All of a sudden, it was like a movie. 0.99

03:19:27.000 We saw these blue lights come up, and we heard the zzzz, and that motherfucker came. 1.00

03:19:32.000 Everybody was like, And that shit came all the way back to hell, son. 1.00

03:19:38.000 That was a good shot. 1.00

03:19:39.000 That was a great shot.

03:19:41.000 I met the governor of Texas.

03:19:42.000 I went to the mansion to hang out with him, Governor Abbott.

03:19:45.000 And I had whiskey and barbecue with him.

03:19:48.000 And while we're hanging out at his house, a drone comes by.

03:19:52.000 And hovers in the sky.

03:19:54.000 That's the one.

03:19:54.000 The light goes on and we're watching this drone.

03:19:57.000 The security guys are trying to figure out where the drone's coming from and who's got the drone.

03:20:01.000 And it turned out to be like the fire department.

03:20:03.000 Really?

03:20:03.000 The fire department has their own drone.

03:20:05.000 And they're flying their drone around looking for stuff.

03:20:07.000 That makes a lot of sense, man.

03:20:08.000 But that's like how you can spot fires.

03:20:11.000 How they can figure out what's going on.

03:20:13.000 If there's some sort of a car accident, they could probably send a drone out.

03:20:17.000 Get video image of it so they know what to expect when they get there.

03:20:20.000 Makes sense, right?

03:20:22.000 There's a new car like that.

03:20:24.000 It's a drone?

03:20:25.000 The headlights are drones.

03:20:28.000 You gotta look this up, man.

03:20:31.000 What is it?

03:20:31.000 Like the headlights fly away?

03:20:32.000 What do you mean?

03:20:33.000 The headlights are attached to the car, right?

03:20:37.000 They're on.

03:20:38.000 If you get out of the car, they pop off and start flying around and make a path of light.

03:20:46.000 I think that's the thing.

03:20:48.000 Audi created an autonomous off-roader that uses flying drones to illuminate the road instead of headlights.

03:20:52.000 Show Joe the video.

03:20:54.000 What? 1.00

03:20:54.000 It's ill as fuck. 1.00

03:20:56.000 Oh my god, they're ahead of the car. 1.00

03:20:58.000 The fucking headlights are ahead of the car. 1.00

03:21:00.000 It's the illest shit I've ever seen. 1.00

03:21:02.000 That's some Star Wars shit, right? 1.00

03:21:05.000 Yeah, precision drones. 0.99

03:21:07.000 If you have the key in your pocket, they'll follow you like if you're walking in the woods.

03:21:11.000 It's crazy.

03:21:13.000 That thing looks wild. 1.00

03:21:14.000 It looks like some shit Jamie Foxx drives already. 1.00

03:21:17.000 He already has one of those. 1.00

03:21:18.000 I ran into it at the gas station.

03:21:20.000 Jamie Foxx probably already has this.

03:21:21.000 He has one of those Resvanis.

03:21:24.000 Isn't that what it's called?

03:21:25.000 It's like a Resvani tank.

03:21:26.000 I ran into him at the gas station. 0.99

03:21:28.000 I was like, who the fuck is driving that thing? 0.99

03:21:31.000 Jamie Foxx, what's up? 0.99

03:21:33.000 That thing looks awesome, though.

03:21:34.000 That Audi?

03:21:35.000 That's a slick-looking car, too.

03:21:37.000 That's crazy.

03:21:38.000 Somewhere online, there's a video demonstration.

03:21:41.000 And it's probably gonna be electric, right?

03:21:43.000 Yeah.

03:21:44.000 Is it?

03:21:45.000 Yeah, everything's electric now.

03:21:46.000 Look at this! 1.00

03:21:47.000 Look at this shit! 1.00

03:21:48.000 It's that. 1.00

03:21:49.000 Donnell, look at this!

03:21:50.000 Look at this!

03:21:51.000 Look at this!

03:21:51.000 Watch when it's driving.

03:21:53.000 Oh shit, that's the headlights? 1.00

03:21:54.000 Yes! 1.00

03:21:55.000 The headlights are ahead, making the road bright. 1.00

03:21:58.000 Yo, that's some gangster shit right there, son. 0.99

03:22:01.000 They're flying like little UFOs. 1.00

03:22:03.000 That's nuts.

03:22:05.000 Could you imagine if you saw that drive by you somewhere?

03:22:09.000 Yeah.

03:22:09.000 Be like, oh my god, I think I saw an alien.

03:22:12.000 That's crazy.

03:22:14.000 That's going to be the future. 1.00

03:22:15.000 Look at that shit. 1.00

03:22:16.000 They fly ahead of you and illuminate the road. 1.00

03:22:19.000 That's bananas. 1.00

03:22:20.000 And you just have to trust them with your little bitch-ass lights. 1.00

03:22:24.000 Soybeans, man! 1.00

03:22:26.000 You have to trust the daddies that are flying around. 0.59

03:22:28.000 That's how the government's going to control you.

03:22:30.000 Man, I want a slice of pizza, man.

03:22:31.000 Keep you going on their road.

03:22:33.000 No, no, no.

03:22:33.000 You don't want to look at that road.

03:22:34.000 That road's dark.

03:22:36.000 The drones only go on this road.

03:22:38.000 Come on.

03:22:39.000 Son, where can I get pizza?

03:22:41.000 Probably a pizza place.

03:22:43.000 Find a guest.

03:22:44.000 Joe, come on, man.

03:22:45.000 You started like this, man.

03:22:47.000 Why are you doing this to me, man?

03:22:48.000 We'll find a pizza place for you.

03:22:49.000 What kind of pizza do you want?

03:22:51.000 Thin crust.

03:22:52.000 I could get a pizza pizza.

03:22:53.000 A pizza pizza?

03:22:55.000 A piece of pizza.

03:22:57.000 A piece of pizza.

03:22:58.000 Yeah.

03:22:59.000 Pizza, pizza.

03:23:00.000 I gotta get some more gauze too, man.

03:23:03.000 Let's take five. 0.56

03:23:05.000 We can just end this.

03:23:06.000 It's already 4.35.

03:23:08.000 We've been doing this forever.

03:23:10.000 He and I have been doing this for four and a half hours.

03:23:12.000 I know, man.

03:23:12.000 He's been disrespecting my gunshot wound.

03:23:14.000 I didn't.

03:23:15.000 I told Jamie...

03:23:18.000 I didn't, right?

03:23:19.000 Never.

03:23:19.000 This is not true.

03:23:20.000 None of this is true.

03:23:21.000 Teamwork is a dream work.

03:23:22.000 Thanks, Dave.

03:23:23.000 That was fun.

03:23:24.000 Oh, my God.

03:23:24.000 Next time we'll do it for real.

03:23:26.000 For real, for real.

03:23:26.000 Yeah, for sure.

03:23:27.000 100%.

03:23:28.000 I would love it.

03:23:28.000 Thank you, son.

03:23:29.000 Donnell, that was fun.

03:23:30.000 Thank you.

03:23:31.000 Thanks for the candle.

03:23:31.000 Thanks for the cream.

03:23:32.000 Thanks for everything. 1.00

03:23:33.000 Black ass bitch! 1.00

03:23:33.000 Thanks for everything. 1.00

03:23:35.000 What about my show, RFK Stadium?

03:23:38.000 RFK Stadium.

03:23:39.000 DC Improv, the traditional Thanksgiving show.

03:23:42.000 And the date is?

03:23:43.000 November 28th.

03:23:45.000 And Pixar's Soul comes out Christmas Day on Disney+.

03:23:49.000 Let's keep people focused on the show.

03:23:51.000 What, the 28th?

03:23:52.000 Joe, you keep disrespecting me, man.

03:23:54.000 I want people to come and see you.

03:23:56.000 I'm trying to find out where the tickets are.

03:23:58.000 There it is.

03:24:00.000 So Drive-In Comedy at RFK. No, I'm trying to promote your show.

03:24:03.000 Sorry.

03:24:05.000 ParkUpDC.com.

03:24:06.000 So go to ParkUpDC.com.

03:24:07.000 It's the 28th.

03:24:09.000 Your traditional.

03:24:11.000 Yes.

03:24:11.000 That's it.

03:24:12.000 Thank you, sir.

03:24:13.000 Thank you.

03:24:13.000 I enjoyed it.

03:24:14.000 Oh, I love you, too.

03:24:15.000 I love your dog.

03:24:16.000 She's awesome. 0.83

03:24:17.000 All right.

03:24:17.000 Bye, everybody.

The Joe Rogan Experience - November 19, 2020

Joe Rogan Experience #1567 - Donnell Rawlings & Dave Chappelle

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