The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #1637 - Action Bronson

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00:00:13.000 Patrick Bronson, ladies and gentlemen.

00:00:15.000 Dude, first of all, before we even get started, congratulations.

00:00:18.000 I just want to congratulate you publicly.

00:00:20.000 What you've done is amazing.

00:00:22.000 It's amazing.

00:00:22.000 I've been following you on Instagram.

00:00:24.000 It's super inspiring, man.

00:00:26.000 It touches me, man.

00:00:27.000 It really does.

00:00:27.000 I love when someone gets a positive path going in their life and sticks with it and you see real progress.

00:00:34.000 And you're so dedicated, man.

00:00:36.000 It's really inspiring.

00:00:37.000 It's beautiful.

00:00:38.000 Thank you, man.

00:00:38.000 Listen, it was a long time coming.

00:00:42.000 It's just, I'm happy that it happened now.

00:00:44.000 Because if it didn't happen, it would have been something else.

00:00:47.000 I would have been in a grave.

00:00:48.000 Or somewhere else.

00:00:49.000 Who the hell knows where they would have put me.

00:00:51.000 When did you start?

00:00:53.000 I've been fat my whole life.

00:00:55.000 I've been thinking about losing weight for a long time, for probably about 30 years.

00:00:59.000 But when did you start losing weight?

00:01:00.000 Last March.

00:01:01.000 Last March.

00:01:02.000 So right around the pandemic.

00:01:03.000 Literally.

00:01:04.000 Right when it hit, my brand new baby and my wife, they were going to go to Columbia to show the child.

00:01:10.000 You know, you have to show the child to the family.

00:01:13.000 And it was around March 10th.

00:01:15.000 We get to the airport.

00:01:17.000 They wouldn't let my dog get on the plane because the air conditioning didn't work in the galley or whatever that is.

00:01:25.000 So we turned right back around and went home.

00:01:28.000 And that's the day shit hit the fan.

00:01:30.000 I was supposed to go on tour.

00:01:32.000 A week right after that, everything done.

00:01:35.000 I knew it was all going to be done.

00:01:38.000 I was talking to my agent.

00:01:39.000 He was like, yeah, this shit's going to be fine.

00:01:42.000 Don't worry, they're going to still do the show in Hawaii.

00:01:44.000 I was like, nah, watch.

00:01:45.000 This shit's going to be fucking done.

00:01:47.000 So bottom line is...

00:01:48.000 Why did you think everything was going to get shut down?

00:01:49.000 I don't know.

00:01:50.000 I had a feeling.

00:01:51.000 I had a feeling that this was just bigger than what it was.

00:01:55.000 It just seemed fishy.

00:01:58.000 Just seemed fishy.

00:01:59.000 Yeah.

00:02:01.000 So, pretty much, I mean, to get the dog onto the plane, we had to put her on a scale, because she was a little overweight. 0.92

00:02:07.000 What's overweight for a dog?

00:02:08.000 I'm not really sure.

00:02:09.000 I think she looks great.

00:02:11.000 What is overweight for a dog, though?

00:02:12.000 How do they decide that?

00:02:13.000 Like, I used to have a dog that was 140 pounds.

00:02:15.000 Is he overweight?

00:02:16.000 I don't think so.

00:02:17.000 It's just jacked.

00:02:20.000 That's all I think.

00:02:21.000 If you're at a certain weight, you're just jacked.

00:02:23.000 This dog is an English setter.

00:02:24.000 Supposed to have a little waist. 1.00

00:02:26.000 And listen...

00:02:27.000 She lost it a little bit.

00:02:28.000 She lost herself.

00:02:29.000 She's living in Brooklyn now.

00:02:31.000 She's not back where she's from.

00:02:33.000 Exercising.

00:02:33.000 It's different.

00:02:34.000 She's eating different foods.

00:02:36.000 Her metabolism changed.

00:02:38.000 So I don't blame her.

00:02:41.000 I dealt with it.

00:02:42.000 You fed her.

00:02:42.000 I feel her.

00:02:43.000 And then I started losing weight because of her because we both got on the scale and I was like, what the fuck is going on?

00:02:51.000 What was the highest?

00:02:53.000 380 something.

00:02:54.000 Holy shit.

00:02:56.000 It was despicable.

00:02:57.000 I didn't look it though.

00:02:59.000 I looked about 350. A fucking round ball, a fucking meatball.

00:03:08.000 I was a fucking meatball.

00:03:09.000 What was your health like?

00:03:11.000 What did it feel like walking around like that?

00:03:13.000 Because this is the thing, man.

00:03:16.000 People love to talk about fat shaming.

00:03:18.000 And I know it's not good to make people feel bad.

00:03:20.000 You have to.

00:03:22.000 You have to shame me.

00:03:23.000 I was shamed into this for sure.

00:03:25.000 It's unfortunate that you have to make people feel bad to start getting them to change, but sometimes, whether it's a person doing that to you or you just looking in the mirror and you're feeling bad, that feeling is just reality.

00:03:38.000 That's what that feeling is.

00:03:39.000 Like, you can't fat shame a skinny...

00:03:41.000 You can't fat shame Jamie.

00:03:43.000 No.

00:03:43.000 He's not fat, right?

00:03:45.000 So if you said, hey, Jamie, you're fat, like, it doesn't work.

00:03:48.000 It doesn't mean anything to me.

00:03:48.000 It only means something when it's real, and it's an indulgence thing.

00:03:53.000 It's not...

00:03:54.000 It's not a thing that you can't control.

00:03:56.000 It's a hard thing to control.

00:03:58.000 It's a hard thing to bounce back from, and that's what I'm most impressed with you.

00:04:01.000 You've really bounced back.

00:04:03.000 You've lost 130 fucking pounds, man.

00:04:06.000 And we had a good workout today.

00:04:08.000 We went over to the Honor Gym.

00:04:09.000 Shout out to my man, John Wolfe.

00:04:11.000 John Wolfe's the master.

00:04:12.000 I love him.

00:04:12.000 How good is he?

00:04:13.000 I mean, I've watched him, and now that I've met him, it's like all the pieces came together today for me.

00:04:19.000 He's one of the most knowledgeable trainers I've ever worked with in my life.

00:04:22.000 He's amazing.

00:04:23.000 And it's not just like meathead stuff.

00:04:25.000 It's all about mobility and flexibility.

00:04:27.000 There's nothing meathead.

00:04:28.000 Nothing.

00:04:29.000 I mean, you can obviously lift a lot of weight.

00:04:30.000 Yeah.

00:04:31.000 He showed us he could do the 106 overhead press with like nothing.

00:04:35.000 Yeah.

00:04:36.000 But it ain't about that.

00:04:37.000 It's about being able to...

00:04:38.000 It's fluidity.

00:04:39.000 It's about using your body and using your muscles in a functional manner.

00:04:43.000 Yeah.

00:04:43.000 Not just...

00:04:44.000 He's all about longevity and he's all about range of motion.

00:04:48.000 His whole thing is about having you have the full mobility of your body.

00:04:53.000 It's all these flexibility things that we did, the hip things that we did, all that stuff.

00:04:57.000 And it's all to strengthen the joints, stabilize your shoulders, stabilize all your joints and He's just so good.

00:05:04.000 So amazing.

00:05:04.000 The pre-workout that we did.

00:05:06.000 I was soaked.

00:05:07.000 I was soaked before we started.

00:05:09.000 It was great.

00:05:10.000 It was unbelievable.

00:05:10.000 You're very strong though, man.

00:05:12.000 You're really strong.

00:05:13.000 It was interesting to watch you do it.

00:05:14.000 I can see over this past year, you've gotten your body to a really good place where you haven't just lost weight by dieting.

00:05:23.000 You've been lifting weights.

00:05:24.000 You've been exercising and pushing sleds.

00:05:27.000 Watch your Instagram, man.

00:05:29.000 You're doing some wild shit.

00:05:30.000 For sure.

00:05:32.000 These are the things that I always wanted to do.

00:05:34.000 I always knew I could do this.

00:05:35.000 I played football in high school and I actually, I excelled in practice.

00:05:40.000 Like, I liked doing that shit.

00:05:42.000 I like drills.

00:05:43.000 I like having an aim.

00:05:44.000 The game, yeah, it's fun, but I like the practice stuff.

00:05:48.000 You know what I mean?

00:05:49.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:05:49.000 And I started losing weight by myself in my house, literally during the pandemic, just eating different.

00:05:56.000 My wife, she was shaming me. 1.00

00:05:59.000 Yes, she was, because we have a brand new child.

00:06:01.000 She said, what the fuck are you doing?

00:06:02.000 You want to be around here for our baby?

00:06:04.000 You want to take yourself away from us?

00:06:07.000 Right.

00:06:08.000 And that shit hit.

00:06:09.000 That's real.

00:06:09.000 It hit hard.

00:06:10.000 That's a real thing.

00:06:11.000 And not only that, like, I love life.

00:06:13.000 There's no doubt about it.

00:06:15.000 I've been going so fast for the past 10 years that I haven't really enjoyed myself.

00:06:19.000 So this forced stoppage allowed me to really reassess my happiness.

00:06:26.000 And I've regained everything, you know?

00:06:28.000 It's not just fucking...

00:06:30.000 Work, work, work.

00:06:31.000 Next thing, next thing, next thing.

00:06:32.000 Of course, I'm an artist and my mind is always all over the place.

00:06:35.000 I'm always thinking about something, you know?

00:06:37.000 But this slowed me down.

00:06:40.000 It allowed me to spend every moment with my brand new child, you know?

00:06:45.000 Yeah.

00:06:45.000 It was something that I didn't know I needed, but I needed that.

00:06:49.000 Yeah.

00:06:50.000 I needed it.

00:06:51.000 And to regain my health in this manner, man, like you said, I wasn't...

00:06:58.000 I don't want to just lose weight.

00:07:00.000 People could get the surgeries and all that shit. 0.83

00:07:03.000 That ain't for me.

00:07:04.000 I'm a worker.

00:07:06.000 I like hard work.

00:07:08.000 The surgery can help people, but it also messes you up.

00:07:12.000 One of the things that happens is it diminishes your ability to absorb food.

00:07:15.000 You can't have as much food, and it's harder for you to absorb nutrients.

00:07:19.000 I would never do that.

00:07:20.000 That was just never in my cards.

00:07:22.000 It was never for me.

00:07:23.000 Good for you.

00:07:23.000 Yeah, hell no, because I knew I did this to myself.

00:07:27.000 I have to fix it, and I'm dedicated.

00:07:31.000 Like, I was talking to my boy, like me and CeCe Sabathia were friends, and I was talking to him for a while.

00:07:37.000 We would just text back and forth, because he was a fat bastard too.

00:07:40.000 And he changed his shit up.

00:07:41.000 And we would just talk about how we want to be fucking jacked. 0.73

00:07:44.000 We just want to be, we want to get, you know, strong and shit.

00:07:48.000 And he put me on to my trainer that I was working with, Dave Palladino.

00:07:52.000 And Dave is kind of, you know, he's like an old school meathead from the Jersey Shore.

00:07:56.000 And I fucking love that.

00:07:58.000 So we clicked, yeah.

00:07:59.000 Because it could have met somebody else and it wouldn't have clicked.

00:08:02.000 Right.

00:08:02.000 You know, like I've worked out with other people, but it just wasn't...

00:08:05.000 I almost don't want to let him down, you know?

00:08:07.000 Right.

00:08:07.000 Like he's a fucker, like he's into Sopranos or some shit.

00:08:09.000 I swear.

00:08:11.000 Maybe it's in my mind, but I have to...

00:08:13.000 But it works that way.

00:08:14.000 Right, I know what you mean.

00:08:15.000 Yeah, he was showing me all...

00:08:16.000 He's like fucking Joey Diaz, but jacked.

00:08:19.000 I swear, that's who he is.

00:08:21.000 That's what I was thinking about.

00:08:22.000 I was like, yo, that's who this fucking guy is.

00:08:26.000 Exactly him.

00:08:26.000 He has the stories of the shore.

00:08:28.000 He used to bounce all the clubs with the fucking fanny pack and the fucking...

00:08:32.000 I don't want to mention what else, but you know.

00:08:35.000 Listen.

00:08:36.000 He put me onto different types of training.

00:08:39.000 He didn't just start me off with meathead stuff.

00:08:41.000 We did the sleds.

00:08:42.000 We did the torturous shit.

00:08:43.000 The skier.

00:08:44.000 The fucking...

00:08:45.000 All that.

00:08:46.000 The stepper.

00:08:48.000 Oh my god.

00:08:48.000 The fucking...

00:08:49.000 That shit is torture.

00:08:51.000 But I love it.

00:08:52.000 That's awesome, man.

00:08:53.000 It's so beautiful.

00:08:55.000 It's one of the things that makes me most happy in life.

00:08:57.000 I love people succeeding.

00:08:59.000 I really do.

00:09:00.000 It makes me so happy.

00:09:02.000 I don't know why.

00:09:03.000 You know, I think when I was a kid, when I was real young, I started teaching Taekwondo when I was probably like 16. 16-ish, somewhere around then, when I started teaching, and I really got into it because it helped me get better, but I also had a few students that went from white belt,

00:09:20.000 and they graduated and got higher belts, and I took them to tournaments, and I had them win tournaments, and my God, it made me so happy.

00:09:27.000 That feeling is unbelievable.

00:09:28.000 More happy than myself, because with myself, I would have conflicted feelings.

00:09:33.000 Hurting people is a weird thing.

00:09:34.000 It gives you conflicted feelings.

00:09:36.000 You're happy, but you also feel real weird, because that could have been you, and you see this dude writhing in agony.

00:09:41.000 It's very strange.

00:09:43.000 But when someone else that you train goes and succeeds, it feels good.

00:09:47.000 It feels really good.

00:09:48.000 When you watch them improve...

00:09:50.000 Maybe that's where the seed got planted.

00:09:54.000 But I fucking love when people succeed.

00:09:56.000 I love it.

00:09:57.000 It makes me so happy, man.

00:09:59.000 It's because you're that type of guy.

00:10:02.000 You know, you're not a fucking hater.

00:10:03.000 There's haters out there that don't want to see anyone succeed.

00:10:06.000 They just want all the success for themselves.

00:10:08.000 No, I'm the opposite of a hater.

00:10:09.000 Exactly.

00:10:09.000 I'm a lover.

00:10:10.000 Me too.

00:10:11.000 I seem like a hater sometimes because I say hater shit, but I just do it because it's funny.

00:10:15.000 Yeah.

00:10:16.000 You're amusing yourself.

00:10:17.000 Yes.

00:10:17.000 My soul is positive.

00:10:20.000 I'm very much a person who wants to see people do well.

00:10:23.000 It means a lot to me.

00:10:24.000 It really does.

00:10:25.000 When I see someone like you that I know how hard it is to lose 130 pounds.

00:10:29.000 I mean, I've never had to, but I could only imagine.

00:10:32.000 It's fucking hard.

00:10:33.000 It's fucking hard.

00:10:34.000 And it's a long road.

00:10:35.000 It's not an easy road.

00:10:36.000 It's not like just hold your breath for an hour.

00:10:38.000 No, it's fucking...

00:10:40.000 It's a long road.

00:10:42.000 It's a grind.

00:10:43.000 And it's hard to see success because it comes in these little tiny little steps.

00:10:47.000 You get these little tiny increments.

00:10:49.000 But I've watched those tiny increments of yours on Instagram.

00:10:52.000 I've watched it.

00:10:53.000 And I was like, look at him go.

00:10:55.000 Look at him go.

00:10:56.000 And then I saw you shrinking.

00:10:57.000 I'm like, look at him go.

00:10:59.000 And it's every fucking day, man.

00:11:01.000 You know one of my favorite videos of yours?

00:11:02.000 You had this crazy workout and then you cooked steaks at the park.

00:11:06.000 I loved it.

00:11:07.000 That's my favorite shit.

00:11:08.000 Reward yourself.

00:11:09.000 That's my life.

00:11:10.000 Yes.

00:11:10.000 You know, I always have the barbecue in the trunk of the Cherokee.

00:11:14.000 Always.

00:11:15.000 The Jeep Grand Cherokee is my car.

00:11:17.000 I've been driving that fucking thing forever.

00:11:18.000 I love that car.

00:11:19.000 You got the Yeti thing in the back.

00:11:22.000 Pack all the stuff that I need.

00:11:23.000 I got the Japanese hardwood charcoal.

00:11:26.000 Yes.

00:11:26.000 I got my torch to light it.

00:11:28.000 And I got my little Weber grill.

00:11:30.000 I'm good to go.

00:11:32.000 Right after the workout in the parking lot or wherever, I just pull up in the park.

00:11:37.000 Because I don't just do one workout.

00:11:38.000 I got to do a couple.

00:11:40.000 I just have this energy now that it's not enough to just do an hour of some training.

00:11:45.000 I need to go out and do more things during the day.

00:11:48.000 I have to go on the roof and swing the Bulgarian bag. 1.00

00:11:51.000 I have to play paddle ball.

00:11:54.000 I have to hit the park, do calisthenics and stuff like that.

00:11:57.000 There you go.

00:11:59.000 Look at me.

00:12:00.000 You're just staying active, always moving.

00:12:02.000 Yeah, man.

00:12:03.000 What do you have the steak covered in?

00:12:05.000 What's on the outside of that?

00:12:06.000 I covered the top in garlic.

00:12:09.000 It's just a nice pulverized garlic and some sea salt.

00:12:12.000 And I just let them cook slowly while I played.

00:12:15.000 Every so often I would go.

00:12:17.000 That's my boy Pierre.

00:12:18.000 We've been playing handball for fucking 25 years.

00:12:21.000 Pierre's got a strong mustache game.

00:12:23.000 He really does.

00:12:24.000 He really does.

00:12:25.000 I love it.

00:12:26.000 Is that your dog?

00:12:28.000 No, that's not mine.

00:12:29.000 That's his.

00:12:30.000 So when you cook these steaks, are you cooking by feel?

00:12:34.000 How do you know when these are done?

00:12:35.000 Yeah, cooking is all feel.

00:12:37.000 All this stuff is feel.

00:12:39.000 Once I came off the court and I saw that they were crusted perfectly, I just kept turning the grill every once in a while.

00:12:47.000 Oof.

00:12:47.000 That's a fat steak, too.

00:12:48.000 Look at that.

00:12:49.000 Oh, my goodness.

00:12:50.000 Those are my favorite.

00:12:51.000 Look at that.

00:12:52.000 Oh, look at that.

00:12:53.000 Look at how perfectly that's cooked.

00:12:54.000 Oh, that's amazing.

00:12:55.000 And that's my favorite steak right there.

00:12:57.000 I love it.

00:12:57.000 And you douse it with extra virgin olive oil, of course.

00:13:01.000 Look at the salt.

00:13:03.000 You know, I hate to say plug things, but that's my olive oil right there.

00:13:07.000 I do olive oil collaborations.

00:13:09.000 Plug the shit out of your olive oil.

00:13:10.000 Where's one get it?

00:13:12.000 There's gonna be one coming out soon from Tuscany.

00:13:15.000 Is it called Fuck That's Delicious Olive Oil?

00:13:16.000 No, it's just a collaboration with Grove and Vine, Times Action Bronson.

00:13:21.000 Fuck isn't really like a...

00:13:22.000 You can't really fucking...

00:13:24.000 Sell it?

00:13:24.000 Yeah.

00:13:25.000 You can't sell fuck.

00:13:26.000 Could you put like an asterisk over the U? You can, but it still doesn't really work like that.

00:13:32.000 No?

00:13:32.000 It's just...

00:13:33.000 It's fuck.

00:13:34.000 Yeah.

00:13:35.000 Isn't that weird?

00:13:36.000 I think it's ridiculous.

00:13:37.000 We're all adults here.

00:13:38.000 Can't we say Fuck That's Delicious on a bottle of olive oil?

00:13:41.000 People love that.

00:13:41.000 Yeah.

00:13:41.000 People love it.

00:13:42.000 I want it to be on everything.

00:13:44.000 Yeah.

00:13:44.000 Underwear.

00:13:47.000 I used to wear big dog underwear.

00:13:49.000 Remember big dogs?

00:13:50.000 Joey Diaz used to wear that shit.

00:13:52.000 I would fucking put Fuck That's Delicious right on the crotch. 1.00

00:13:56.000 Of any type of underwear there is.

00:13:58.000 And we have a winner.

00:14:00.000 Well, the beautiful thing about you doing Fuck That's Delicious while you're on this fitness journey is you're showing people it can be both.

00:14:07.000 100%.

00:14:08.000 You can eat well.

00:14:09.000 You can eat well.

00:14:10.000 And you can have a great fucking time and get fit and you feel better.

00:14:14.000 Like life feels better.

00:14:16.000 1 million percent.

00:14:16.000 Like I have never been really obese.

00:14:18.000 But doesn't life feel better when you're healthy now?

00:14:21.000 My bro, it's a million times.

00:14:24.000 I had fucking issues that I would be embarrassed to say right now.

00:14:28.000 It's, you know, those things where there's like little nuances of life that just, what the fuck?

00:14:33.000 How did I get to this point?

00:14:35.000 It's not good.

00:14:36.000 Everything is fucking working a thousand percent.

00:14:40.000 Like, I never had an issue with my dick.

00:14:43.000 But now, it's fucking unbelievable.

00:14:46.000 Yeah, it's like, it's unbelievable.

00:14:49.000 Fucking, it's like Jaws.

00:14:51.000 When I'm coming towards my wife, it's like, she's fucking running away from me.

00:14:55.000 Well, all that exercise, and then you're doing so much weight training.

00:14:59.000 It's got to jack up your testosterone.

00:15:01.000 Yeah, for sure.

00:15:01.000 And watching what you did today, the only way you were able to do that workout today is if you've been doing that for a long time.

00:15:07.000 We did a difficult workout.

00:15:09.000 For sure.

00:15:10.000 Especially that shoulder plex complex with the rows and the squats and the cleans and all that stuff that John had us doing.

00:15:18.000 That was real work.

00:15:19.000 For sure.

00:15:20.000 And, you know, the dude Andrew from Onnit...

00:15:24.000 Shout out to Andrew Craig.

00:15:26.000 Andrew Craig was at a book signing of mine a couple years ago, and he saw me working out and shit like that, and he just sent me the Macy's.

00:15:34.000 He sent me a bunch of stuff.

00:15:36.000 That dude fucking got me literally on it.

00:15:39.000 Literally, with the clubs, the Bulgarian...

00:15:41.000 And that's really all I use.

00:15:43.000 My studio is filled with that shit.

00:15:44.000 I go to the gym for the things I can't do, like...

00:15:48.000 Chest work and other stuff like that, you know?

00:15:50.000 But I do a lot of kettlebells and a lot of swinging of the mace and Indian clubs at the studio and on the roof of the studio.

00:15:57.000 That's awesome, man.

00:15:58.000 Yeah.

00:15:59.000 That's my favorite stuff to do.

00:16:00.000 The mobility stuff.

00:16:01.000 Right.

00:16:01.000 I love feeling static strong, you know?

00:16:05.000 Squats and fucking deadlifts and all that stuff.

00:16:07.000 But this is equally as satisfactory.

00:16:11.000 Yeah, I love kettlebells because of that.

00:16:14.000 Because you're moving.

00:16:15.000 You're doing a lot of things.

00:16:16.000 I love like kettlebell flows.

00:16:18.000 It looks cool.

00:16:19.000 Clean, press, lunge, squat, all that stuff.

00:16:22.000 Yeah, it's fun.

00:16:23.000 That shit looks cool.

00:16:23.000 It does look cool.

00:16:24.000 That dude who was doing the Maces.

00:16:26.000 What was that dude's name?

00:16:26.000 I'm not sure.

00:16:27.000 The mace guy.

00:16:28.000 Hold on a second.

00:16:28.000 Let me find it real quick.

00:16:29.000 That dude who was doing the maces at the gym was a beast, man.

00:16:33.000 He was killing it.

00:16:34.000 Yeah.

00:16:34.000 I mean, when you could flow with those things, it's like dancing.

00:16:38.000 It's like salsa.

00:16:40.000 I don't know.

00:16:41.000 I don't have it written.

00:16:42.000 Shit.

00:16:43.000 He's very good.

00:16:44.000 Shout out to him, though.

00:16:45.000 Whoever that dude is, he was a beast.

00:16:46.000 The guy with the mace flow.

00:16:48.000 Yeah.

00:16:48.000 John Wolfe is a beast with that shit, too.

00:16:50.000 He's with the clubs and the maces and all that stuff.

00:16:53.000 He shocked me.

00:16:54.000 I like John Wolfe a lot.

00:16:56.000 Well, it's that what he's doing, the great thing about it is it's applicable.

00:17:01.000 Like the strength that you get from that is really good for martial arts.

00:17:04.000 It's really good for jujitsu in particular because it's you're forcing to use your body all as one unit, you know, all of this stuff.

00:17:11.000 And it also was like, it increases your longevity because it increases.

00:17:15.000 You're stabilizing joints and you're getting range of motion strength.

00:17:20.000 All kinds of cool shit you can do with that kind of strength.

00:17:24.000 That's why it drew me.

00:17:26.000 All these new apparatus drew me.

00:17:28.000 Because I can't fucking do traditional things because of my little impingement in my shoulder.

00:17:33.000 But all these different flow moves and swings, I just love it.

00:17:37.000 Well, your shoulder mobility is, you know, there's a little bit of an impingement, but it's pretty good.

00:17:42.000 Like, I saw you were pressing 65 pounds with that left arm.

00:17:46.000 Yeah.

00:17:46.000 You just need to get something done to that.

00:17:48.000 Go get, find out what the fuck's going on with it, and like I was telling you...

00:17:52.000 Should I find out before or just go for it and then see?

00:17:55.000 You should have an MRI. Yeah?

00:17:56.000 Yeah, it sucks.

00:17:57.000 You're going to find out what's wrong.

00:17:58.000 There's probably a bunch of shit going on in there.

00:18:00.000 But from a guy who had a full-length rotator cuff tear and it was healed completely by stem cells...

00:18:06.000 And what we can do here in America is nothing compared to what they can do in Colombia and what they can do in Panama.

00:18:12.000 Like Dr. Neil Reardon, who's been on the podcast before, he runs a clinic down in Panama.

00:18:17.000 I sent my mom down there twice and did wonders for her. 0.80

00:18:20.000 And I've had some other friends, a lot of fighters I know have gone down there.

00:18:24.000 And a lot of fighters are going to that bio-accelerator place that you talk to.

00:18:28.000 See, the thing is about America...

00:18:31.000 There's good and bad, right?

00:18:33.000 The regulation's good because it keeps people from robbing people and ripping people off, right?

00:18:36.000 It keeps people from doing things that aren't completely safe, but it also keeps people from doing things that they know are effective.

00:18:45.000 And people have had massive results over in Colombia and in Panama because they have an accelerated program.

00:18:52.000 I think...

00:18:53.000 I think there's one in Tijuana, too.

00:18:55.000 I think they're doing it in Tijuana now, too.

00:18:57.000 A lot of guys are going down from San Diego and just driving over there and getting it done there, too.

00:19:01.000 The thing is with TJ, bro, he's fucking lots of crazy shit going on in TJ. Yeah, but it's my friend Ed Clay, who's an American, who's running it down.

00:19:07.000 I know my boy got a fucking...

00:19:10.000 What happened?

00:19:11.000 What happened?

00:19:11.000 He got an Achilles tendon surgery in fucking Tijuana, and he's fucked up right now.

00:19:17.000 Can't walk?

00:19:18.000 They botched him.

00:19:20.000 They botched the Achilles.

00:19:21.000 Oh, no.

00:19:22.000 So, I don't...

00:19:23.000 I mean, I've seen horrible things go down in TJ before.

00:19:28.000 I couldn't imagine putting fucking some sort of health into me there.

00:19:33.000 Yeah, I would go there for...

00:19:34.000 You'd go there for sin.

00:19:35.000 I'd go there for braces.

00:19:37.000 True.

00:19:38.000 They do good teeth.

00:19:39.000 They do, they do.

00:19:41.000 It's true.

00:19:42.000 I think it depends on who you're going to, you know?

00:19:44.000 It's always that.

00:19:46.000 Tijuana is a sketchy place right now, you know?

00:19:49.000 Anything on the border is just, it's great and it's terrible at the same time.

00:19:54.000 There's a lot going on.

00:19:55.000 It's heavy.

00:19:56.000 Are you vaping now and no smoking weed?

00:20:00.000 It's just that I have this vape.

00:20:02.000 Right.

00:20:03.000 I didn't want to bring the big glass contraptions on here, fucking torch up.

00:20:08.000 This is just for on the go.

00:20:09.000 Are you vaporizing now and not smoking blunts anymore?

00:20:12.000 Yeah, I only vaporize hash. 0.52

00:20:13.000 The purest hash around, I'm vaporizing it all over.

00:20:16.000 Last time you were here, you smoked a preposterous amount of weed.

00:20:20.000 Because I took pictures of the ashtray and put it on Instagram, and people were like, that was just him?

00:20:25.000 That was just him.

00:20:26.000 I didn't keep up with you.

00:20:28.000 I was an animal.

00:20:29.000 The thing is, I'm animalistic with hash.

00:20:31.000 Oh yeah?

00:20:32.000 I mean, when you look at a High Times magazine and you see all those little, you know, the little furry molecules, that's what I'm smoking.

00:20:41.000 I'm not smoking the rest of the actual green.

00:20:44.000 We're just smoking the furry molecules.

00:20:47.000 Just the THC crystals?

00:20:48.000 Yeah, just those globules, those oil glands. 0.91

00:20:51.000 You know how they have those boxes that kind of sift?

00:20:55.000 They have those little nets in it, and dudes would put the weed in, and then the bottom of it, you'd get the shake, and it was just pure THC. Old school.

00:21:03.000 Oh my god, and you put that shit in the pipe and go straight to the moon, like this, like a rubber band.

00:21:08.000 My boy had a jar of Keef back in the day.

00:21:12.000 And we were just doing like key bumps.

00:21:14.000 Just fucking smoking it off the key.

00:21:16.000 Wow.

00:21:17.000 My lord.

00:21:18.000 But hash is on a whole nother level.

00:21:22.000 You know, like when you take a dab of some really, really, really good hash, It's next level.

00:21:28.000 It is next level.

00:21:29.000 It's so much.

00:21:31.000 I love it so much.

00:21:32.000 I love the whole idea of having the really nice glass pipe, your torch.

00:21:38.000 It's very personal.

00:21:39.000 It's very...

00:21:40.000 What's the word I'm looking for?

00:21:43.000 Intimate?

00:21:43.000 Yeah, it's not only intimate, but it's...

00:21:46.000 that other word.

00:21:48.000 LAUGHTER What's the other word?

00:21:51.000 What's the other word?

00:21:53.000 Ritualistic.

00:21:54.000 Ah, Ritualistic.

00:21:55.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:21:56.000 Yeah, there's power in rituals, right?

00:21:57.000 For sure.

00:21:58.000 Yeah.

00:21:58.000 Are you kidding me?

00:21:59.000 Yeah.

00:22:00.000 There's something about doing something with purpose and intent.

00:22:04.000 Something that seems kind of sacred.

00:22:06.000 Something so small as to something I remember right now, a little ritual.

00:22:09.000 Every time I walked in the building of my mother's house in Queens, I had to drag my foot across, you know, like the fucking, that little piece.

00:22:19.000 The archway?

00:22:20.000 Yeah, the little piece that they put on the bottom of the door.

00:22:22.000 I always had to drag my foot on it.

00:22:24.000 I don't know why.

00:22:25.000 Like an OCD thing?

00:22:26.000 Every time.

00:22:26.000 Some people have weird things where they have to like touch their head a couple times when they walk through a door.

00:22:31.000 I don't have anything else like that.

00:22:33.000 It's just that one thing.

00:22:34.000 That's good, though.

00:22:35.000 I think.

00:22:35.000 If you have one...

00:22:36.000 One is alright.

00:22:37.000 Yeah, it's fine.

00:22:38.000 Not another one.

00:22:38.000 If another one comes, then I'm fucked.

00:22:40.000 I remember reading about people that they would wash their hands, and then they'd get in their head, and they'd have to go wash their hands again, and then they'd go back.

00:22:48.000 It's weird.

00:22:48.000 He fucking rubbed the skin off his hands.

00:22:50.000 Oh.

00:22:51.000 He had to wear gloves for weeks.

00:22:54.000 Oh.

00:22:55.000 A friend of mine looked at a house once, and they were looking at the house like, oh, this is a nice house, pretty nice house.

00:23:00.000 And then they opened up one of the cabinets, one of the closets, and it was filled with Purell.

00:23:07.000 Filled.

00:23:07.000 Oh, my fucking God.

00:23:08.000 I mean, like, every shelf was Purell, and they were like, what the fuck?

00:23:13.000 And they're like, yeah, the guy who lives here is very OCD. He cleans his hands off.

00:23:17.000 And they're like, where are you buying this house?

00:23:18.000 Nah.

00:23:19.000 They're like, this house has got weird vibes.

00:23:21.000 I don't like bad vibes.

00:23:23.000 Spirits?

00:23:23.000 Yeah, I mean, I'm into spirits, but not bad vibes.

00:23:26.000 Yeah, I think...

00:23:27.000 Because you can't control the spirits.

00:23:29.000 They're just around.

00:23:30.000 I think if you have those kind of vibes in a place, you gotta...

00:23:33.000 I don't know if you can really...

00:23:35.000 They say sage.

00:23:37.000 You burn sage and you have like a ritual and you get rid of it.

00:23:40.000 Bullshit.

00:23:40.000 It's bullshit.

00:23:42.000 Sage fucking does not smell good.

00:23:44.000 I'd rather burn, I don't know, they got some other shit that they had in Mexico in a bucket. 1.00

00:23:50.000 And they were walking around with it and it was fucking crazy.

00:23:53.000 It was taking all the flies away.

00:23:56.000 That's better!

00:23:57.000 Do you know why they've always done that with sage?

00:23:59.000 When they burn sage?

00:24:02.000 Sage is salvia divinorum.

00:24:04.000 Oh, I know.

00:24:04.000 Yeah, which a lot of people are not aware of.

00:24:06.000 Like, sage is...

00:24:07.000 It's a type of...

00:24:09.000 Salvia is a type of sage.

00:24:10.000 So salvia, obviously, for people who don't know, is a super potent psychedelic.

00:24:15.000 They missed it when they had that Schedule I act of 1970 where they basically made everything illegal.

00:24:21.000 They missed sage.

00:24:23.000 Somehow or another.

00:24:23.000 You used to be able to buy salvia in a head shop.

00:24:27.000 Like, in places where weed was completely illegal, you could buy a bag of this shit and go to another dimension.

00:24:34.000 You could definitely buy Salvia on Jamaica Avenue right now.

00:24:37.000 You still buy it everywhere?

00:24:38.000 Yeah.

00:24:38.000 Yeah, it's wild.

00:24:39.000 It's so strong.

00:24:41.000 The people who don't know, Salvia is a super potent psychedelic.

00:24:45.000 Like, out of this world, you disappear, you go to another place.

00:24:50.000 It's heavy for a while.

00:24:53.000 It's like your fucking mind, everything explodes.

00:24:55.000 Yeah.

00:24:56.000 But then comes back like T2000 where...

00:25:00.000 Comes back and melts and it's like melting metal that broke and then it comes back together.

00:25:08.000 My friend Ari did it.

00:25:09.000 He did it on a podcast.

00:25:11.000 And when he did it, he said he had a complete different life that he lived for several months.

00:25:17.000 And it only lasted for 10 minutes.

00:25:18.000 But he had several months of life.

00:25:21.000 He made friends.

00:25:22.000 He had relationships.

00:25:23.000 He broke up.

00:25:24.000 Lost jobs.

00:25:24.000 The whole thing.

00:25:25.000 Like, lived lives.

00:25:26.000 Fuck me.

00:25:27.000 And then came out of it and realized he was only gone for 10 minutes.

00:25:30.000 He was like, what the fuck?

00:25:31.000 And he's talked about it on other podcasts since, but it was like one of the, he said, literally one of the craziest moments of his life.

00:25:37.000 And they filmed him the entire time he was doing it.

00:25:39.000 Well, that's good.

00:25:39.000 That's good, because you know sometimes when you trip out, you try to remember it.

00:25:43.000 Yeah.

00:25:44.000 But it's never, you're not really, you're kind of making it up.

00:25:46.000 Right, right, right.

00:25:47.000 You're kind of making it up.

00:25:48.000 Yeah.

00:25:48.000 Because you're so in the moment, it wouldn't say...

00:25:50.000 Like, I could try and tell people my DMT... I've smoked it too many times to remember one spec...

00:25:55.000 There's one specific, a couple of them, but...

00:25:57.000 Bro, you know what I mean.

00:25:59.000 I do know what you mean.

00:25:59.000 It's a never-ending story, like the big fucking white dog.

00:26:03.000 That's what it is.

00:26:05.000 You're on the dog, flying through the air.

00:26:07.000 I remember very specific moments, but when you're talking about a 15-minute trip, I might remember 30 seconds.

00:26:13.000 Yeah.

00:26:14.000 Specific moments.

00:26:15.000 I remember standing like this, breaking through fucking boards of life and fucking portals.

00:26:21.000 Oh, interesting.

00:26:23.000 Interesting.

00:26:24.000 Breaking through boards.

00:26:26.000 Just breaking through different stages of things.

00:26:30.000 Oh, that makes sense for you.

00:26:32.000 That's like you had limitations that you'd put on yourself.

00:26:35.000 And you're breaking through those limitations.

00:26:38.000 And then you actually are doing that now.

00:26:40.000 That's real.

00:26:41.000 A lot of things I've spoken into existence.

00:26:45.000 It was just in a rap that I never even, you know, put out.

00:26:49.000 But I had mentioned that I had had a drink with Ahmad Rashad at the bar.

00:26:55.000 And then years later, I was at some Yankees game and randomly Ahmad Rashad was at the fucking bar.

00:27:03.000 I know it might be silly, but I fucking made that happen.

00:27:06.000 And that's how I feel the power of the mind.

00:27:09.000 If I made Ahmad Rashad appear at the fucking bar after I mentioned it four years prior...

00:27:16.000 Yeah.

00:27:17.000 Anything is possible.

00:27:19.000 I think there's weird windows into possibilities that occasionally we access.

00:27:25.000 And I think that's like when you have a real tight relationship with a good friend, and then, like, they text you when you're thinking about them.

00:27:32.000 You're thinking about calling them, and, you know, you have a close relationship, like your brothers.

00:27:36.000 And then you get an email, or you get a phone call, or you get a text, and you're like, ah, he was thinking about me, too.

00:27:42.000 Connections.

00:27:42.000 Like, we're connected.

00:27:43.000 There's some...

00:27:44.000 Like, when you hear...

00:27:45.000 Quantum mechanics and quantum physicists talk about quantum states, like spooky action at a distance, where these molecules, these atoms, there's something that happens to these quantum particles where in one area of the world it will...

00:28:04.000 There's some sort of a reaction with something that's completely, like, miles and miles apart, and they're somehow or another connected, and they know because they can measure it, but they don't understand the connection.

00:28:16.000 They don't know what's going on.

00:28:18.000 And we are made of all these things, right?

00:28:20.000 And so if you can observe this at the quantum level, which is this incredibly small level that you literally can't see with your eyes, if you can measure this and know this, then how...

00:28:32.000 Why wouldn't we have some strange or why wouldn't it be possible that we have some strange connection with each other, some strange connection with life that maybe doesn't totally make sense and you can't teach it in school, you can't put it on a scale,

00:28:49.000 you can't measure it with a ruler, but there's something there and we can access it occasionally.

00:28:54.000 Occasionally it comes into focus, whether it comes into focus through a dream or through inspiration or when you achieve a higher state, like a higher state of life.

00:29:04.000 There's connections that people have with each other that are different.

00:29:07.000 There's levels to those connections.

00:29:09.000 The level of connection I have to my wife is very different than anybody else I've ever known.

00:29:14.000 The level of connection I have with close friends is very different.

00:29:18.000 There's levels of connection.

00:29:21.000 There's something happening there.

00:29:22.000 What is it?

00:29:23.000 It's not just intimacy.

00:29:25.000 It's not just getting to know each other.

00:29:26.000 There's a bond that people have.

00:29:29.000 It's literally in nature.

00:29:30.000 Yeah.

00:29:31.000 It's embedded in you and that other person that you guys are meant to attract.

00:29:36.000 There's something there.

00:29:37.000 There is something, because I don't know if you...

00:29:38.000 I'm sure you've done this, but like the regression, like past regressions and stuff and past lifetimes and shit like that, where you...

00:29:46.000 My wife talks to some fucking Colombian woman, some Espiritu fucking Colombian, who the hell knows, and she's, you know, passed on knowledge about how we've known each other for fucking hundred lifetimes, literally, 0.99

00:30:02.000 in all kinds of different forms.

00:30:04.000 And now this is the lifetime where it's finally meant to really connect and fully bloom.

00:30:14.000 We've waited a hundred lifetimes to bloom.

00:30:18.000 And this is the one, according to...

00:30:21.000 That lady. 1.00

00:30:22.000 I would say that if I was that lady, I would say that just because I want your money. 0.99

00:30:27.000 I don't think she's paying her.

00:30:28.000 She's not paying her.

00:30:29.000 Not at all?

00:30:30.000 It's like a stage.

00:30:31.000 It's like an internship where she's fucking learning spiritual shit. 0.92

00:30:36.000 Yeah, I think there's people that know things.

00:30:38.000 There's people that get a feeling.

00:30:39.000 The problem is, I think there's a lot of people that don't.

00:30:40.000 Listen, I know it's all about the fucking money too.

00:30:42.000 Yeah.

00:30:43.000 I always reference Steve Martin, Leap of Faith.

00:30:47.000 You know that movie?

00:30:48.000 I don't remember.

00:30:48.000 He's a big tent revival guy.

00:30:52.000 He's like a fucking pastor in the big tent revivals.

00:30:55.000 And they're just bullshitting, they're feeding him things and he touches the woman and she starts fucking freaking out.

00:31:00.000 It's my favorite shit.

00:31:03.000 Listen, it's all about the bread.

00:31:04.000 They lie to you in your face all day long.

00:31:06.000 There's a lot of that, but it's also a lot of people that want to believe.

00:31:10.000 They need to believe.

00:31:12.000 Yeah, there's a lot going on.

00:31:13.000 There's many things going on.

00:31:14.000 That's like when you reach for Christ's hand, when you reach for Allah's hand. 0.98

00:31:19.000 It's the same shit.

00:31:21.000 Yeah, you want to change your life and you seek a higher power to give you that power to do that.

00:31:29.000 Give it meaning, right?

00:31:31.000 People in 12-step programs, right, they assign meaning to a higher power.

00:31:36.000 They decide that you are helpless, and then you assign this power to have control over your life.

00:31:47.000 You give in to this idea that you can't control yourself, but then the Lord is going to just fucking...

00:31:53.000 That's a big part of...

00:31:54.000 But you know another big part of 12-step programs that a lot of people don't know?

00:31:57.000 The guy who started it, you know, there's always a friend of Bill's, the whole deal.

00:32:00.000 That guy, Bill, whoever the fuck he is, that guy was on acid.

00:32:04.000 Like, his whole thing was doing acid.

00:32:05.000 He was fucking with people.

00:32:07.000 He was fucking with us, bro.

00:32:09.000 No, the original 12-step program, like, the guy, like, did a lot of experimentation with LSD to try to help him get through alcoholism.

00:32:17.000 And these were the steps he took.

00:32:19.000 Well, I don't know exactly.

00:32:23.000 I'm not going to tell someone to do something if I've never done it.

00:32:26.000 Right.

00:32:27.000 I tell some people to do things.

00:32:28.000 If someone's on meth, I'm like, hey bro, probably shouldn't do meth.

00:32:32.000 Well, in that case, I can't say that because if I tried it and it's probably popping, I'd probably be a meth addict.

00:32:40.000 I'd definitely be a meth addict.

00:32:42.000 What if you found out that's how you lose the extra 30?

00:32:44.000 Nah, I would...

00:32:45.000 Shit.

00:32:46.000 But then I'd lose my teeth and I'd fucking look like John Leguizamo in Spun.

00:32:51.000 Oh yeah, that's right.

00:32:52.000 Nah, I can't do all that shit.

00:32:54.000 No one comes out on the other end of meth like, I'm glad I did it.

00:33:01.000 But everyone I talked to, they said they had a good time with it.

00:33:03.000 Yes.

00:33:04.000 Right?

00:33:04.000 No one downplays the meth.

00:33:06.000 No.

00:33:06.000 They just downplay what happened to them after the meth.

00:33:09.000 Right.

00:33:10.000 But while they were on it, that shit was fucking amazing.

00:33:13.000 Well, it's an amphetamine.

00:33:14.000 Amphetamines give people a wild rush.

00:33:16.000 It elevates you, you know?

00:33:18.000 But it's like I used to build computers.

00:33:23.000 I used to go to the computer store and buy a motherboard and buy a hard drive.

00:33:28.000 Really?

00:33:29.000 Yeah.

00:33:29.000 Yeah, it's not that hard.

00:33:31.000 And I know my boy, this fucking kid that lived in the building next to me, Seth, used to do that also.

00:33:36.000 And one thing that people used to do back in the day, you'd buy like a cheap processor and you would overclock it.

00:33:42.000 So you would like, you'd put a big heat sink on it, a fan on it to cool it off, and they would take like, back in the day, it was like, this was before, you know, what was it like, Celeron processors, Jamie?

00:33:54.000 You remember those days?

00:33:55.000 Puttin' fuckin' turbo.

00:33:56.000 Pentium processor.

00:33:58.000 Pentium 1?

00:33:59.000 But no, but the Celerons were like the cheap ones and a lot of guys that ran gig...

00:34:05.000 What was the speed though?

00:34:07.000 I'm trying to remember the speed.

00:34:09.000 Before, it was like 400 megahertz back in the day.

00:34:13.000 It was like a big deal.

00:34:14.000 And guys would get like a 300 Celeron and they would overclock it to 400 megahertz.

00:34:19.000 But the thing is, it doesn't last.

00:34:21.000 It's like, and I think that's the same with meth.

00:34:23.000 It's like when you're redlining your engine, you could do it for a little while, but it doesn't do it for that long.

00:34:28.000 You'll crash.

00:34:29.000 It's gonna crash.

00:34:30.000 Like a fucking computer.

00:34:30.000 Like meth heads.

00:34:31.000 Yeah.

00:34:31.000 Yeah, they all eventually just like...

00:34:33.000 You're like this all the time.

00:34:35.000 And you start hearing voices.

00:34:37.000 You start seeing things.

00:34:40.000 But I bet the first few is pretty fucking good.

00:34:43.000 It's exciting.

00:34:44.000 Yeah, but you get a lot of shit done.

00:34:45.000 But drugs are fucked up in general, man.

00:34:47.000 Like, I just want to say rest in peace to fucking DMX. That's a sad one.

00:34:51.000 Rest in motherfucking paradise, man.

00:34:54.000 Did you see the video when they were getting his body out of the hospital?

00:34:57.000 Nah.

00:34:58.000 It's pretty amazing.

00:35:00.000 The fans outside were playing his music.

00:35:03.000 While they're driving the car with his body out of the hospital, I believe it was in White Plains, it's wild.

00:35:08.000 That's crazy.

00:35:10.000 Just rabid, filling the streets.

00:35:12.000 I wish I was able to tell him this story I'm about to tell you, because this is fucking real deal, and it's like, he means so much to my family, it's crazy.

00:35:21.000 It sounds nuts.

00:35:23.000 Not only did I grow up on fucking DMX, I love DMX, but...

00:35:29.000 My wife was in fucking labor for 18 fucking hours and she had the doula there. 0.95

00:35:34.000 I told you they're on some spiritual shit.

00:35:36.000 A motherfucking Peruvian flute playing for 17 fucking hours.

00:35:42.000 Straight! 0.82

00:35:43.000 The Peruvian flute music.

00:35:45.000 What does that sound like?

00:35:48.000 They came into my sixth grade class and we made a fucking flute.

00:35:52.000 17 hours in the Andes.

00:35:56.000 Bro.

00:35:58.000 She starts freaking out.

00:36:00.000 I'm like, yo, listen, we have an hour left, or we're gonna have to do a C-section or whatever, and no fucking chance.

00:36:06.000 So, turn the fucking Peruvian flute music off, and I put fucking DMX on.

00:36:15.000 Stop! 1.00

00:36:16.000 Drop! 1.00

00:36:17.000 That motherfucker jumped out of her! 1.00

00:36:20.000 I swear on everything!

00:36:22.000 It's on camera!

00:36:23.000 It's on film!

00:36:25.000 As soon as the Peruvian flute music stopped, DMX came on, he fucking heard the dog, and he came out, he just jumped out.

00:36:34.000 I just- It's amazing.

00:36:36.000 It hurts my fucking heart that I was never able to tell him that.

00:36:40.000 Oh, man.

00:36:41.000 Like, man, that's, it's like the crazy, it's the fucking, the doctor was going nuts, he was Because everyone was just fucking sick of that shit.

00:36:50.000 They were probably so tired, right?

00:36:52.000 I wanted to jump out of the window from the music.

00:36:54.000 I was laid out on the floor, farting.

00:36:57.000 Yeah, I farted.

00:36:58.000 Because I had like, I had hospital chips.

00:37:01.000 Oh no, hospital chips.

00:37:03.000 But you know, we shut down Flushing Hospital for us.

00:37:07.000 Nice little area.

00:37:08.000 It was beautiful.

00:37:09.000 And so it just changed the vibe of the room.

00:37:11.000 Man, he fucking popped right out on everything.

00:37:14.000 Like, it's on camera.

00:37:15.000 I can't make that up.

00:37:18.000 Nah, that would have been a good one.

00:37:21.000 But he came out on the hit, stop, drop, shut him down, open up shop.

00:37:26.000 He had some fucking jams.

00:37:29.000 He had some fucking jams.

00:37:31.000 Nothing but heat.

00:37:31.000 And what a voice.

00:37:33.000 It's the man.

00:37:33.000 What a voice he had.

00:37:34.000 It's the dog.

00:37:36.000 Fucking drugs, man.

00:37:38.000 It's fucked up.

00:37:39.000 It's fucked up.

00:37:41.000 You think about all the great artists that have lost their lives because of drugs.

00:37:45.000 I mean, it's astonishing.

00:37:48.000 You go over it.

00:37:49.000 All the musicians.

00:37:50.000 So many musicians.

00:37:51.000 But artists are touched, man.

00:37:53.000 They're the ones that are the most vulnerable to drugs.

00:37:55.000 They're touched.

00:37:56.000 There's a lot of pressures and lots of...

00:37:59.000 Self.

00:38:00.000 Yeah.

00:38:01.000 You pretty much put it on yourself when you become...

00:38:03.000 Because some people don't know how to handle it.

00:38:06.000 You know, I've always been told that I'm good at it.

00:38:09.000 Like, I'm good at being who I am because I'm me.

00:38:13.000 Yeah.

00:38:13.000 I don't fucking get nervous with things.

00:38:15.000 I don't overthink.

00:38:16.000 I'm just...

00:38:17.000 You know what I mean?

00:38:18.000 You got a good vibe.

00:38:19.000 I'm just vibed out.

00:38:20.000 I'm not worried about all these things.

00:38:23.000 Putting a fucking chain on my neck doesn't excite me.

00:38:27.000 Putting fucking fancy cars don't excite me.

00:38:29.000 I like having the things I like.

00:38:31.000 But I'm fucking, I'm here.

00:38:33.000 I'm with everybody.

00:38:34.000 I'm down here.

00:38:34.000 You're good being you.

00:38:35.000 I'm fucking happy being who I am, man.

00:38:37.000 It's just like the most happy place I am.

00:38:40.000 It's very complicated for people also because a lot of people are judging you.

00:38:44.000 And so you get confused as to who you are.

00:38:46.000 All day.

00:38:47.000 All day.

00:38:48.000 That's what happens with a lot of famous folks.

00:38:50.000 A lot of entertainers.

00:38:51.000 You get so many voices.

00:38:53.000 So if you're a person like DMX, you literally have millions of people talking about you.

00:38:58.000 Good and bad, both ways, and, oh, he's terrible, he's the shit, he's a god, he's a bum, he's a loser, he's my favorite. 1.00

00:39:09.000 It's confusing.

00:39:09.000 And you just, if you get this You let these people influence who you are as a person.

00:39:18.000 If you let that in, if you take that in, and then you think about the pressures of fame and maintaining fame.

00:39:23.000 And one of the things about the rap world in particular, at least until recently, is that it was a very short-lived fame.

00:39:32.000 And there was something about guys when they got to a certain age where nobody wanted to hear from them anymore.

00:39:37.000 You're right.

00:39:38.000 There was a lot of them like that.

00:39:39.000 Now it's changing.

00:39:41.000 Like now, you know, you're seeing like Snoop is the most, he has more longevity and more relevance.

00:39:49.000 It's unbelievable.

00:39:50.000 He's the best at it.

00:39:51.000 He's so good at being him.

00:39:52.000 He's so good at being him.

00:39:53.000 That's it.

00:39:54.000 That's what people love him for being him and he's him to the fucking max.

00:39:58.000 Everyone knows who Snoop is.

00:40:00.000 He knows who Snoop is.

00:40:01.000 He was the best part.

00:40:03.000 Other than Jake Paul's knockout punch, he was the best part of that whole pay-per-view thing.

00:40:08.000 He was just listening to him talk and watching him do commentary.

00:40:13.000 And then when him and Too Short and who was the other dude with him?

00:40:19.000 There was four dudes.

00:40:21.000 Oh, they made like a new West Side connection?

00:40:23.000 Yeah, they call it Mount Westmore.

00:40:24.000 Oh, yeah.

00:40:25.000 I think it's Ice Cube E40. That's it.

00:40:27.000 That's it.

00:40:28.000 That's it.

00:40:28.000 It was great.

00:40:29.000 Snoop and Too Short.

00:40:30.000 I love Ice Cube, too.

00:40:33.000 I mean, they're all amazing.

00:40:33.000 But Snoop is...

00:40:34.000 Man, Ice Cube's old shit?

00:40:36.000 Yes.

00:40:36.000 Oh, my fucking God.

00:40:37.000 That's unfuckwittable music.

00:40:39.000 Yeah.

00:40:39.000 Like, that music is...

00:40:41.000 He played Today Was A Good Day.

00:40:42.000 That was part of the performance.

00:40:44.000 He played that.

00:40:45.000 It's still good.

00:40:46.000 It's Still relevant.

00:40:47.000 To this day.

00:40:48.000 I mean, you gotta go back.

00:40:48.000 Ice Cube's from fucking 88, man.

00:40:51.000 He popped in 88. That's crazy.

00:40:53.000 He was famous in 1988. Just stop and think about that, dude.

00:40:57.000 That's 33 fucking years ago.

00:40:59.000 That's nuts.

00:41:01.000 Six years old.

00:41:01.000 That's nuts, right?

00:41:03.000 And he's still doing it.

00:41:05.000 Man.

00:41:05.000 And when he goes up and he starts singing, today was a good day, everybody gets excited.

00:41:11.000 In the early days of rap, that was not the case.

00:41:14.000 In the early days of rap when, you know, unless you're a legend, unless you're like one of those, like a Snoop type dude, it's hard for guys to maintain.

00:41:23.000 There was something about guys getting in their 40s.

00:41:25.000 People did not want to hear them rap anymore.

00:41:27.000 No.

00:41:28.000 Yeah, there's definitely a time limit on rap.

00:41:31.000 I think that's changing.

00:41:33.000 But people like Jay-Z, who we don't even know his age, he's like a fucking Cuban baseball player. 0.77

00:41:39.000 We don't know.

00:41:39.000 He's like fucking Yoel Romero.

00:41:41.000 We don't know what age he is.

00:41:43.000 He's just, he's Jay-Z. And he can literally rap forever and it'll be relevant.

00:41:49.000 Like for me, Cool G Rap could rap forever and I would love it.

00:41:51.000 I would love to hear it any day.

00:41:54.000 I'm so glad you brought up Cool G Rap. 0.56

00:41:55.000 He's my favorite of all time.

00:41:56.000 I love that man.

00:41:57.000 I've sat in a room with him while he rapped, and I rapped at the same time.

00:42:00.000 It was like mind-blowing shit.

00:42:03.000 I'm doing a song with G-Rap.

00:42:05.000 Crazy.

00:42:06.000 He's another guy.

00:42:06.000 I was a big fan of his in like 91. When was he around?

00:42:10.000 He was like 91, 92?

00:42:11.000 I remember I was in, I don't know, fifth grade, and he was playing basketball in the park by my house, and I had him sign a napkin.

00:42:17.000 He was in a suit playing basketball.

00:42:21.000 We're in a fucking suit.

00:42:22.000 A lot of people forgot about him, and that's unfortunate, because Cool G Raps is a fucking amazing talent.

00:42:27.000 That song, Cock Blockin', to this day, that's one of my favorite songs.

00:42:31.000 That's a great song.

00:42:32.000 I mean, that was from the XXX era.

00:42:34.000 Yes, yes.

00:42:35.000 The talk like sex.

00:42:36.000 Man, the rappers now, it's not that it's...

00:42:42.000 It's gotten much younger.

00:42:44.000 It's 13, 12-year-olds.

00:42:47.000 That's who likes this music.

00:42:49.000 And then there's like tears, you know?

00:42:52.000 There's like...

00:42:54.000 There's shit for everybody, is what I'm saying.

00:42:56.000 There's tears, but the thing that's the most overwhelming is the young boys.

00:43:02.000 Young rap, that's all they do.

00:43:04.000 Well, you know what I love right now?

00:43:06.000 I love what Lil Nas X is doing.

00:43:08.000 I love how he's freaking everybody out and getting under their skin.

00:43:11.000 His fucking latest video.

00:43:13.000 He's like Lady Gaga.

00:43:14.000 It's just shock.

00:43:15.000 It's like shocking shit.

00:43:17.000 Well, when he gave Satan a laugh dance...

00:43:19.000 Because here's what's happening, man.

00:43:20.000 My kids, when they were young, when Old Town Road came out, in their fucking grammar school, they were singing it.

00:43:28.000 They were all singing it in school.

00:43:30.000 Like, kids loved that song.

00:43:32.000 So here's this dude who's this young, wild, gay dude who's singing this song with Billy Ray Cyrus and it becomes this gigantic fucking hit.

00:43:40.000 Billy Ray Cyrus looks fucking crazy.

00:43:43.000 And then the next thing he comes out with, he's selling sneakers with human blood in them.

00:43:48.000 He's giving Satan a lap dance.

00:43:53.000 Oh my god.

00:43:54.000 It's just crazy that I even know about these things.

00:43:57.000 Everybody got so confused.

00:43:58.000 I was cheering.

00:43:59.000 I was like, yes!

00:44:01.000 Yes!

00:44:02.000 I love it!

00:44:02.000 He was like, look, look, look.

00:44:03.000 We gotta flip the switch on this thing.

00:44:05.000 We can't have this.

00:44:08.000 We can't have this.

00:44:09.000 I can't be just singing for little kids for the rest of my life.

00:44:12.000 We gotta get crazy.

00:44:14.000 Fucking Lil Nas X, bro.

00:44:17.000 It's fucking unbelievable.

00:44:18.000 And, you know, it's the courage that guy had to do that.

00:44:23.000 He had to have a lot of people in his ear telling him, no, no, no.

00:44:26.000 No, no, no.

00:44:26.000 Listen, we've got a big thing going on here, Lil Nas X. We've got a really, really important product.

00:44:30.000 Your brand.

00:44:31.000 We've got to work on your brand.

00:44:32.000 We've got to work on your marketing.

00:44:33.000 We're elevating your brand.

00:44:34.000 Come on.

00:44:35.000 You could be a huge, huge, huge act deep in your 30s.

00:44:38.000 And then maybe when you get older and you want to do some crazy shit like if Satan a lap dance, Maybe you do it then.

00:44:42.000 But not now.

00:44:43.000 Lil Nas X. This is not the time.

00:44:49.000 The voice that you're putting on as the executive is exactly the fuck of why I've been hearing this shit for so long, man.

00:44:58.000 Fucking cockamamie people. 0.80

00:44:59.000 It's unbelievable.

00:44:59.000 Well, those cockamamie people will get in your life if you need them.

00:45:02.000 Yeah, no, there's no doubt about it.

00:45:03.000 They were in my life for a little bit, and then they left.

00:45:05.000 And that's the way it is.

00:45:06.000 They were in my life for a little bit, too.

00:45:07.000 Yeah, you leave, you come, you leave.

00:45:10.000 Please go.

00:45:11.000 Don't come.

00:45:12.000 You get it from their perspective.

00:45:13.000 They're not of this world.

00:45:15.000 They're not of the world of you and I, of performance.

00:45:17.000 They don't understand what it's like to go on stage and get wild.

00:45:20.000 They don't get it.

00:45:21.000 No.

00:45:21.000 They don't know how to write wild shit.

00:45:23.000 You write wild shit.

00:45:24.000 Yeah, they have no clue.

00:45:25.000 If you ran your lyrics by them and go, hey, come here.

00:45:30.000 This is what I'm thinking of saying.

00:45:32.000 Sometimes I read that shit back and what the fuck is wrong with me?

00:45:35.000 Exactly.

00:45:36.000 Like, it's all about trying to make myself laugh.

00:45:38.000 Yeah.

00:45:38.000 You just think of the craziest shit, man.

00:45:40.000 That's really what makes- Or make people like me laugh.

00:45:42.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:45:43.000 Yeah, but that's the thing.

00:45:44.000 If I'm laughing, you're laughing.

00:45:45.000 Yes, exactly.

00:45:46.000 Look, I write for wild people.

00:45:48.000 And I hope other people go along with it, too.

00:45:50.000 But I'm writing for wild people.

00:45:52.000 Like, I want my friends- I want Joey Diaz to laugh.

00:45:55.000 I want my friends to laugh.

00:45:57.000 That's what it's always been about.

00:45:58.000 I want my fucking craziest friend to accept and love what I just said.

00:46:02.000 Dude, when you're a comic and you hear in the back of the room like Joey Diaz, when he's dying, you're like, yes!

00:46:10.000 And he'll grab you and fucking shake you out.

00:46:14.000 You crazy motherfucker, what'd you do to me?

00:46:16.000 What'd you do to me, Joe Rogan?

00:46:17.000 But that's, you know, executives not gonna, like if you read, I go, hey, this is what I'm thinking about saying tonight.

00:46:23.000 Don't say that!

00:46:24.000 Oh, they killed me.

00:46:25.000 What if someone from casting's in the room?

00:46:27.000 They'll fucking have a shit.

00:46:28.000 Listen, listen, listen.

00:46:29.000 You have a legitimate, intelligent career going on here.

00:46:31.000 There's no reason to sacrifice this.

00:46:33.000 Don't be a saboteur.

00:46:35.000 Don't be self-sabotaging.

00:46:37.000 Don't do it.

00:46:38.000 I've definitely been talked off the ledge several times, though.

00:46:41.000 Yeah.

00:46:42.000 By who, though?

00:46:43.000 By who?

00:46:44.000 A couple different people.

00:46:45.000 Some people could get through to me.

00:46:47.000 It depends the mood I'm in, who's going to get through to me.

00:46:50.000 It could be the fucking doorman.

00:46:52.000 That gets through to me that day.

00:46:53.000 Like, yo, he said some real shit.

00:46:55.000 You know, you're right.

00:46:56.000 Yeah.

00:46:56.000 It could be anybody.

00:46:57.000 It depends.

00:46:58.000 But yeah, I try to fucking keep it light.

00:47:00.000 Well, you know, the thing about creativity is It's not a flat line, right?

00:47:11.000 It's like one of the polygraphs.

00:47:13.000 You can't just do that.

00:47:13.000 Yeah, you can't fucking put your feet...

00:47:14.000 It's all over.

00:47:15.000 It's all over.

00:47:16.000 What's going on?

00:47:16.000 Yeah.

00:47:17.000 It's crazy.

00:47:18.000 Whatever it is, it's a wild thing.

00:47:21.000 These ideas are coursing through your head and you're writing them down.

00:47:24.000 Then you're trying to figure out the best way to do them and how to say them in a way that it's going to make people pop.

00:47:31.000 Like our brains are working right now.

00:47:33.000 We're both talking.

00:47:33.000 I'm thinking about...

00:47:35.000 Lyrics right now.

00:47:36.000 I just thought about some lyrics.

00:47:38.000 I just thought about some painting technique I was gonna do.

00:47:41.000 I just thought about Valentina's.

00:47:44.000 This shit is crazy the way we're able to work our brains and kind of just Just grab shit from all over and just inspiration this.

00:47:56.000 You can fucking work it.

00:47:57.000 I'm thinking about some fucking sex I had back in the day.

00:48:00.000 You know what I mean?

00:48:01.000 It's all inspiration.

00:48:03.000 It's craziness.

00:48:04.000 Paul Mooney used to tell me back in the day, he used to say to everybody, but I remember him telling to me, if you want to write, go get entertained.

00:48:12.000 He's like, when I want to create, I get entertained.

00:48:15.000 He's like, I go to a movie, I'll see a concert, I'll see somebody, I'll go and get entertained.

00:48:20.000 I love live entertainment, period.

00:48:23.000 Me too.

00:48:24.000 Yeah, me too.

00:48:25.000 I particularly love things that I don't do.

00:48:27.000 Like, I love music.

00:48:28.000 You know, I just love...

00:48:30.000 I don't play an instrument, so when I see a dude can jam on a guitar, I love it.

00:48:33.000 I love it.

00:48:34.000 I just love watching.

00:48:35.000 I like that too.

00:48:35.000 Yeah.

00:48:36.000 I like being in the mist or just like, uh, uh.

00:48:39.000 Yeah.

00:48:39.000 Just emceeing while these dudes fucking play sick like jazz and shit.

00:48:45.000 Did you ever listen to the brand new Heavies?

00:48:48.000 Yes.

00:48:49.000 When they had that thing where they did one with Cool G Rap.

00:48:53.000 Really?

00:48:54.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:48:54.000 Brand New Heavies did a rap album, a collaboration album with multiple artists.

00:48:59.000 And they had G-Rap on it?

00:49:00.000 Yeah.

00:49:01.000 Heavy Rhyme Experience, I believe it is.

00:49:04.000 I've never heard that.

00:49:05.000 That's it right there.

00:49:06.000 Bro is one of my favorite CDs.

00:49:09.000 I had it.

00:49:09.000 This is how old I am.

00:49:10.000 Ed OG shouts to him.

00:49:12.000 That's the A's.

00:49:12.000 Gangstar.

00:49:13.000 Look at that.

00:49:14.000 Gangstar.

00:49:15.000 It's getting hectic.

00:49:16.000 Some of the best rappers, rap groups, and rappers ever.

00:49:19.000 Bro, that Gangstar. 1.00

00:49:20.000 Main source, bro.

00:49:21.000 Come on.

00:49:22.000 This is next level shit.

00:49:23.000 Grand Poobah was one of my favorites.

00:49:25.000 State of Yo.

00:49:26.000 But that It's Getting Hectic by Gangstar.

00:49:29.000 I'm a giant Gangstar fan.

00:49:31.000 Gangstar's phenomenal.

00:49:32.000 Phenomenal.

00:49:33.000 Guru was one of the most underrated rappers.

00:49:35.000 He's amazing.

00:49:36.000 His voice, everything was next level.

00:49:38.000 When he died, that was very sad for me.

00:49:39.000 That was a bummer.

00:49:41.000 No one knew.

00:49:42.000 I didn't know he was sick.

00:49:43.000 No, no one knew.

00:49:44.000 I guess he hit it.

00:49:47.000 Yeah.

00:49:47.000 And he didn't want to tell anybody.

00:49:49.000 Well, it's like Chadwick Boseman, you know, when he died too.

00:49:51.000 The Black Panther dude. 0.59

00:49:52.000 Yeah.

00:49:53.000 No one knew it was coming.

00:49:54.000 Yeah, that's fucking crazy too, right?

00:49:55.000 He had gotten sick and he was all skinny and everybody was making fun of him for being skinny.

00:49:59.000 They didn't realize the guy was dying.

00:50:01.000 That's fucked up.

00:50:03.000 People get made fun of so goddamn much on the internet.

00:50:07.000 It's fucked up.

00:50:08.000 It's natural.

00:50:09.000 It is natural, but it's fucked up because...

00:50:11.000 You know what the problem is?

00:50:12.000 You feel bad sometimes for the person.

00:50:14.000 This is the problem.

00:50:15.000 The problem is it's in print and everybody can read it, but it's what people normally did.

00:50:20.000 Louis C.K. said this to me, and it made a lot of sense.

00:50:23.000 It resonated.

00:50:23.000 I'm like, oh, okay, that makes sense.

00:50:26.000 Because it's just talking.

00:50:28.000 Like, people talk shit.

00:50:30.000 They say things.

00:50:31.000 People have always, oh, fuck that dude.

00:50:33.000 You know?

00:50:33.000 Oh, that guy's an asshole.

00:50:34.000 Or that guy's a this.

00:50:35.000 But it just goes past you because it's worse.

00:50:37.000 And it just, in and out, and it goes away.

00:50:38.000 But when they write it down, and then other people read it, and then people retweet it, and then other people, they add on to it, and then you got thousands of people that are saying the same thing.

00:50:49.000 And it doesn't necessarily mean anything more than when someone would just say it when no one's around.

00:50:54.000 It's true.

00:50:55.000 But that's why, you know, the Four Agreements.

00:50:59.000 Do you know that, you ever heard of that book?

00:51:01.000 I think they made it five, right?

00:51:04.000 Pull up that book, because it's a really interesting book.

00:51:07.000 And I'm going to say this as a person who's very flawed, and I don't always follow these Four Agreements.

00:51:13.000 But there's real value and there's real wisdom in this.

00:51:20.000 It's Don Miguel Ruiz, and the four agreements are, agreement number one, be impeccable with your word.

00:51:25.000 So that means, like, don't say, fuck that dude.

00:51:30.000 I mean, sometimes I'll say fuck that dude just because it's funny.

00:51:32.000 It's a funny thing to say, like someone who's amazing.

00:51:35.000 I'll be like, fuck that dude.

00:51:36.000 Of course.

00:51:37.000 That guy sucks.

00:51:38.000 Of course.

00:51:39.000 But it's just because- Cheeky.

00:51:40.000 But everybody knows it's not real.

00:51:42.000 I'm being silly.

00:51:43.000 Like, you know I love them.

00:51:45.000 Yep.

00:51:45.000 Or don't take anything personally.

00:51:48.000 That's agreement number two.

00:51:49.000 It's hard to not take things personally.

00:51:51.000 That's tough.

00:51:51.000 But if you can do that, you will be way better off.

00:51:54.000 You'll be way better off.

00:51:55.000 Number three agreement, don't make assumptions.

00:51:58.000 Don't assume things.

00:52:00.000 These are the valuable agreements in order to live a more harmonious life.

00:52:06.000 And number four, this is my favorite, because this one I do.

00:52:09.000 Always do your best.

00:52:11.000 Now, I wouldn't say I do this always, but I, most of the time, do my best.

00:52:16.000 I mean, I do my best as much as I can.

00:52:18.000 I try to honor those agreements.

00:52:20.000 I think, and there's a new, what is the fifth agreement?

00:52:22.000 I always try to do my best, but the other ones are fucking hard.

00:52:25.000 The fifth agreement takes us to a deeper level of awareness of the power of the self and returns to the authenticity we're born with.

00:52:31.000 The fifth agreement takes...

00:52:32.000 What is it?

00:52:33.000 By...

00:52:34.000 No, there's a fifth one of those agreements.

00:52:36.000 I figured it would.

00:52:37.000 Does it just say...

00:52:38.000 But...

00:52:39.000 The fifth one.

00:52:40.000 Be skeptical, but learn to listen.

00:52:43.000 Beautiful.

00:52:44.000 These are good.

00:52:45.000 These are good.

00:52:46.000 They're amazing.

00:52:47.000 I like how he revised it.

00:52:49.000 It's hard to apply.

00:52:50.000 You have to be conscious.

00:52:51.000 You have to be conscious if you're doing it and not vocalize.

00:52:55.000 You can maybe think it, but if you're thinking it, are you not applying it?

00:52:59.000 Yeah.

00:52:59.000 So what the fuck?

00:53:00.000 But listen to this.

00:53:01.000 If we put this out there and you and I say we are going to try to live our lives by those four agreements, and the fifth agreement too, If we're going to live our lives by those agreements, and we send that message out to all you people out there that are listening, you should try to do it too.

00:53:16.000 No one's telling you to do it, but it'll help you.

00:53:19.000 It'll be better for you.

00:53:21.000 From what I'm looking at, it looks good.

00:53:23.000 Yeah, it'll be better for everybody.

00:53:24.000 It seems reasonable to me.

00:53:25.000 I'm going to put that out there.

00:53:28.000 People, call me out on it if I don't do it.

00:53:31.000 Unless I'm joking.

00:53:32.000 Don't get mad at me for joking, because I joke a lot.

00:53:35.000 There's got to be a line.

00:53:36.000 But be impeccable with your word is very valuable.

00:53:40.000 Always do your best is very valuable.

00:53:43.000 Those things, always doing your best is very valuable.

00:53:46.000 It's so valuable.

00:53:47.000 If you can live like that...

00:53:49.000 Man, you'll be on a better course.

00:53:51.000 You'll be on a better path.

00:53:53.000 And other people will see it.

00:53:54.000 And it'll inspire them to be on a better path.

00:53:56.000 And that's what life's all about.

00:53:57.000 Well, I can speak to this.

00:53:59.000 I can speak to this in the sense that I never followed through with anything like a long time ago.

00:54:06.000 And now all I do is try to do my best in everything and put my fucking best foot forward.

00:54:11.000 Don't do anything that my heart's not in.

00:54:14.000 Yeah.

00:54:15.000 Because I never give it my all.

00:54:17.000 Yeah.

00:54:18.000 And it's not fair to what I'm doing, you know, to that specific thing.

00:54:24.000 There's been situations where I did it for the wrong reason, like just doing it for money or doing...

00:54:31.000 It's not good.

00:54:32.000 It always turns out wrong.

00:54:34.000 It never feels good here.

00:54:35.000 Yeah, but sometimes you have to make those mistakes in order to understand what's the right path.

00:54:40.000 Sometimes you got to go down the wrong path and go, oh, okay, this is not for me.

00:54:43.000 Well, I realize that, you know, and I try to live by those principles.

00:54:49.000 But a lot of things for me is I have to stop over-committing to things.

00:54:54.000 I have an issue with over-committing.

00:54:56.000 I say yes to something when I really don't want to do it, and then the last second I just cancel.

00:55:04.000 I know what that's about.

00:55:06.000 Bro, I'm a fucking asshole with that.

00:55:08.000 I can't help it.

00:55:08.000 I've done it.

00:55:09.000 It's been 10 years now.

00:55:10.000 Do you say yes when you're high, though?

00:55:12.000 Is that what it is?

00:55:12.000 I'm always high.

00:55:13.000 There's never a situation where it's not high.

00:55:17.000 This is what I do.

00:55:18.000 I used to have those problems with my manager before I said no to everything.

00:55:22.000 Now I say no to everything, but I used to be like, did I say yes to that?

00:55:24.000 And she'd be like, yeah, you said yes to that.

00:55:26.000 I'm like, fuck.

00:55:27.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:55:28.000 I forgot.

00:55:29.000 That's what I do.

00:55:29.000 I forget.

00:55:30.000 I'm like, oh, fuck.

00:55:31.000 It's this much coming up this week.

00:55:34.000 Like, it's this week.

00:55:35.000 I'm like, can I get out of this?

00:55:37.000 Can't get out of it.

00:55:39.000 There's always a way out.

00:55:40.000 You just have to fucking deal with the consequences.

00:55:42.000 But then you feel bad.

00:55:43.000 I always feel bad.

00:55:44.000 Then you're not impeccable with your word.

00:55:46.000 There it is.

00:55:47.000 That's the problem.

00:55:48.000 All these things are connected to each other.

00:55:50.000 And that's the problem right there for me.

00:55:52.000 And I'm trying to work on that.

00:55:53.000 Yeah.

00:55:54.000 So I initially say no.

00:55:56.000 And then I have them ask me three more times just to make sure so I could really dig in to what it is that they're asking of me.

00:56:05.000 Well, at a certain point in time, if you say yes to everything, then you're not saying...

00:56:08.000 You don't have any time for your life.

00:56:09.000 Your life is gone.

00:56:10.000 But think about how many things you said no to.

00:56:12.000 Yeah.

00:56:13.000 You know, I've said no to more shows than I've done, I think.

00:56:16.000 Oh, for sure.

00:56:16.000 You say no.

00:56:17.000 You have to say no.

00:56:18.000 After a while.

00:56:18.000 Yeah, after a while you say no.

00:56:19.000 Yeah.

00:56:20.000 After a while it gets to the point where you have to say no.

00:56:23.000 You know, because...

00:56:25.000 Also, you don't know what you're getting into.

00:56:27.000 You say yes to something.

00:56:29.000 Who's involved in this?

00:56:30.000 What is it going to be like?

00:56:32.000 What's the purpose of this thing?

00:56:34.000 What's it going to be like when it's done?

00:56:36.000 Is this something I really want to be a part of?

00:56:38.000 Is this a disaster?

00:56:40.000 What is this?

00:56:42.000 Woo! 0.99

00:56:43.000 That's a lot of vape, son.

00:56:45.000 I feel like that's smoke.

00:56:46.000 I don't feel like that's vape.

00:56:49.000 That's not like fucking Apple vape.

00:56:52.000 That's straight up hash.

00:56:53.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:56:54.000 That's like if I was to take one of those blasts out of the pipe, it'd be that.

00:56:59.000 I just had them put it in here.

00:57:01.000 It's clean.

00:57:02.000 It's not one of those cartridges that you buy and it's like...

00:57:06.000 Fucks you up, gives you a third eye on your ass. 0.95

00:57:09.000 You know what I mean?

00:57:10.000 This is clean.

00:57:12.000 Full spectrum clean.

00:57:14.000 That's a problem with a lot of people with COVID is people who vaped.

00:57:17.000 You buy cheap vape oil and you don't know how they're making it.

00:57:20.000 There's a lot of kids that are vaping all the time and they're damaging their lungs.

00:57:23.000 Bro, if there's one thing I spend money on, is what goes into my lungs, is the hash.

00:57:31.000 I don't give a fuck about much, but I care about hash.

00:57:35.000 Hmm, I understand.

00:57:37.000 I'm not even talking about that kind of vape.

00:57:38.000 I'm talking about tobacco vaping.

00:57:39.000 Oh, tobacco.

00:57:40.000 Yeah, that shit's nasty.

00:57:41.000 It is nasty, but it's also dangerous.

00:57:43.000 There's a lot of kids that are out there vaping, and they think it's better than cigarette smoking, and they're doing a lot of damage to themselves.

00:57:49.000 Well, they're doing tricks now.

00:57:50.000 Once you're able to start doing tricks with something, you shouldn't do it.

00:57:54.000 What kind of tricks?

00:57:55.000 Well, they fucking blow, they take the smoke.

00:57:57.000 And then they blow it into a big circle and they jump through it and they do all...

00:58:01.000 You've never seen this shit?

00:58:03.000 No.

00:58:03.000 It's like fucking champion vape fucking acrobatics and athletics.

00:58:08.000 Oh no.

00:58:09.000 It's crazy.

00:58:09.000 So like breakdance vaping?

00:58:11.000 Yeah.

00:58:11.000 Breakdance vaping.

00:58:13.000 Fucking...

00:58:13.000 There's this one...

00:58:15.000 I don't know what to call him, but there's this one dude, he's fucking blowing things all over the place and then he like, yeah, this fucking guy.

00:58:24.000 This fucking, look at this.

00:58:25.000 Oh, this is insane!

00:58:27.000 What is he doing?

00:58:27.000 Whatever he's doing is awesome.

00:58:29.000 It's awesome, but what is he smoking?

00:58:31.000 What is that?

00:58:31.000 Who is this guy?

00:58:32.000 Amazing vape trip.

00:58:33.000 Yo, he just threw a fucking Hadugan!

00:58:35.000 Bro, he's got 24 million videos, or a million views on this video.

00:58:39.000 Yeah, bro, he just threw a fucking Hadugan with the smoke.

00:58:42.000 Wow.

00:58:42.000 How old is this kid?

00:58:43.000 He looks like he's 12. Let's check his low capacity.

00:58:47.000 How old is he?

00:58:47.000 He might be, I don't know.

00:58:49.000 He looks very young.

00:58:51.000 It's amazing what he's doing, though.

00:58:52.000 Yeah, it's his next level.

00:58:53.000 That's next level.

00:58:56.000 Well, he's got 24 million views in this video, man.

00:59:00.000 So, like I said, once you start doing this, you shouldn't do this.

00:59:06.000 The Austin L. I wonder if he lives in Austin.

00:59:09.000 Look, you got fucking, there's a picture, there's an Arnold training video under there, too.

00:59:13.000 Whoa, look at that.

00:59:14.000 That's wild.

00:59:14.000 You're telling me that there's an amazing vape trick and then an Arnold training video, or is that just your algorithm?

00:59:19.000 I was with you.

00:59:20.000 Oh, go back, go back, go back.

00:59:22.000 What did he do?

00:59:22.000 He just did it like a dragon.

00:59:24.000 Back up.

00:59:24.000 Look at that.

00:59:25.000 Whoa! 0.71

00:59:26.000 He curled his mouth.

00:59:27.000 Listen, I was with you up until I saw the video.

00:59:30.000 Now I'm on his side.

00:59:31.000 God!

00:59:32.000 Look how much he's had to smoke to get all this.

00:59:34.000 I'm definitely interchained.

00:59:36.000 If he dies, he dies.

00:59:38.000 Look at that.

00:59:39.000 That was a sick fuck.

00:59:41.000 That's amazing.

00:59:42.000 Listen.

00:59:43.000 See, that's heady as fuck.

00:59:44.000 This kid's from another planet.

00:59:45.000 You know what?

00:59:46.000 I like it now.

00:59:47.000 Yeah, I'm with him.

00:59:48.000 I'm actually...

00:59:49.000 I'm into it now.

00:59:50.000 He's a magician.

00:59:51.000 Fuck it.

00:59:52.000 Look at this.

00:59:52.000 Come on, man.

00:59:53.000 Look what he's doing.

00:59:54.000 Damn, that was good.

00:59:55.000 This is crazy.

00:59:55.000 The rotation on that bottom one was nuts.

00:59:59.000 Bro, this guy's Doctor Strange.

01:00:01.000 My lord.

01:00:02.000 Does this end or does he keep going?

01:00:04.000 Does he have more?

01:00:05.000 He's Benedict Cumberbatch.

01:00:07.000 What's his name?

01:00:07.000 Damn, he has a lot of fucking moves.

01:00:09.000 Benedict Cumberbatch?

01:00:10.000 Is that it?

01:00:11.000 Patch or Batch?

01:00:12.000 Batch.

01:00:13.000 He's Doctor Strange, man.

01:00:14.000 Whoa! 0.71

01:00:16.000 Whoa! 0.71

01:00:18.000 Come on.

01:00:18.000 No, come on.

01:00:19.000 Come on.

01:00:20.000 This kid's amazing.

01:00:21.000 He has a new Visu sweatshirt on.

01:00:23.000 Meanwhile, take that kid for a jog.

01:00:26.000 Yeah, definitely not.

01:00:28.000 If he did what we did today, he'd be like, oh, come on, there's no chance.

01:00:31.000 Oh, come on. 0.87

01:00:33.000 He's got a pretty good knowledge of wind current.

01:00:36.000 How do you do that?

01:00:38.000 That's a jellyfish.

01:00:39.000 Fucking champion over here.

01:00:40.000 This is fucking weather, man.

01:00:41.000 Look at this shit.

01:00:42.000 This is nuts.

01:00:43.000 Come on.

01:00:43.000 This kid's amazing.

01:00:44.000 I want to hire him for a birthday party.

01:00:47.000 You know what?

01:00:48.000 Yo, I swear to you, one of these fucking kids would love that shit. 1.00

01:00:52.000 These kids would freak out with the phone.

01:00:54.000 They would be filming it nonstop.

01:00:55.000 He's a star...

01:00:57.000 He, this guy's a star.

01:00:59.000 Yeah, he is a star.

01:01:00.000 This is a celebrity right here.

01:01:01.000 Oh yeah, in my eyes.

01:01:03.000 But it's fucking crazy what a celebrity is, right?

01:01:05.000 This is a celebrity.

01:01:06.000 Yeah.

01:01:07.000 I fuck with, I like this now.

01:01:09.000 I like it.

01:01:09.000 Austin Lawrence, that's his name.

01:01:11.000 This is crazy.

01:01:13.000 Lots of vape videos.

01:01:14.000 Jesus Christ.

01:01:15.000 Lots and lots of vape videos.

01:01:16.000 Imagine his parents, like, stop vaping.

01:01:18.000 Like, Mom, I'm telling you I'm onto something.

01:01:20.000 Shut the fuck up and stop vaping. 1.00

01:01:22.000 No.

01:01:23.000 Get out of your room! 0.85

01:01:24.000 Oh, he's got different color vapes.

01:01:26.000 Oh, what is this?

01:01:29.000 What have we here?

01:01:30.000 Hold on.

01:01:31.000 Look at the size of that.

01:01:32.000 See, now I'm back on it.

01:01:35.000 I don't like it anymore.

01:01:36.000 But hold, please.

01:01:37.000 Look at this.

01:01:38.000 Come on.

01:01:38.000 He's got purple haze.

01:01:40.000 Like, legit purple haze.

01:01:42.000 Come on, man.

01:01:42.000 As a Hendrix fan?

01:01:43.000 I mean, this is unbelievable.

01:01:45.000 Look, he's got green shit.

01:01:46.000 Look it.

01:01:48.000 The aliens are gonna come and talk to him first.

01:01:50.000 Look at that thing. 0.92

01:01:52.000 I wish I had that contraption from my hash.

01:01:54.000 If you did, you wouldn't be here right now.

01:01:56.000 You'd be hovering.

01:01:57.000 Look at this shit.

01:01:59.000 This is wild, man.

01:02:00.000 Yo, what is that?

01:02:01.000 I have to learn what that company is.

01:02:03.000 I think he built it like a fucking...

01:02:05.000 That's a...

01:02:05.000 He built...

01:02:06.000 Oh, he's got yellow shit, too.

01:02:07.000 Like he did the computers.

01:02:08.000 Yeah, look at him.

01:02:09.000 He built the vape.

01:02:10.000 Come on, man.

01:02:10.000 I think those are all different pieces from different vapes.

01:02:13.000 Do you think he gets pussy from this?

01:02:15.000 No.

01:02:15.000 Yes.

01:02:15.000 What about dick?

01:02:16.000 Yes, yes, yes, he does.

01:02:17.000 Yes, he does.

01:02:19.000 100%.

01:02:19.000 Whatever he wants, he gets.

01:02:20.000 Girls are mesmerized.

01:02:21.000 No, 100% he gets pussy from that because you get it for all kinds of weird things. 0.99

01:02:25.000 Yeah.

01:02:26.000 That's an art form.

01:02:27.000 It's just a weird one that nobody ever thought was an art form before.

01:02:30.000 He made me want to hit the vape.

01:02:33.000 Did you want to try to do some of that?

01:02:35.000 Show me something.

01:02:36.000 Show me something.

01:02:36.000 You must have learned something.

01:02:47.000 Did it work?

01:02:48.000 You need one of those robot dicks like he's got.

01:02:50.000 Those big fat boys.

01:02:52.000 That thing was like a lunchbox.

01:02:55.000 Yeah, it was a cell phone.

01:02:56.000 That thing was huge.

01:02:57.000 Fucking bastard, man.

01:02:58.000 They make those.

01:02:58.000 There used to be a store near me in California that had all these vape-kins straps.

01:03:03.000 Remember we had that one big one that some dude sent me?

01:03:06.000 It was huge.

01:03:07.000 Remember that thing?

01:03:08.000 Yeah, I remember.

01:03:09.000 I tried to put it together.

01:03:10.000 Why do you have to start putting together the vape?

01:03:13.000 Don't send me anything I have to put together, bro.

01:03:16.000 Oh, what is this?

01:03:17.000 The forced creativity he's going to have to go through now because he's stuck in the vape guy.

01:03:21.000 Oh, because he's going to keep doing this?

01:03:22.000 Yeah, I mean, he's going to get really creative at what he's doing.

01:03:25.000 Oh, now he's doing special effects, though.

01:03:26.000 So now I'm a bit skeptical.

01:03:28.000 Yeah, and I don't like this.

01:03:29.000 I don't like this.

01:03:30.000 You know how everyone does collabs now?

01:03:32.000 He's going to start showing up in other people's videos.

01:03:35.000 2.8 million followers on his Instagram channel.

01:03:37.000 He's gonna start showing up in like bodybuilding videos and just fucking in the background of cooking shows and shit.

01:03:42.000 Yeah, he's gonna just add atmosphere.

01:03:44.000 Yeah, he's just gonna be there now.

01:03:45.000 Maybe you can have him in the back of your shows.

01:03:47.000 Like when you go back on stage, you're on stage rapping, he's behind you.

01:03:51.000 Yes.

01:03:52.000 What I really wanted to do, I was gonna add in some kettlebell work.

01:03:55.000 Get the crowd into some kettlebell work on stage.

01:03:59.000 Okay.

01:03:59.000 A flow.

01:04:00.000 Yeah, I get it.

01:04:01.000 Maybe a mace flow.

01:04:02.000 Nice mace flow.

01:04:04.000 Yeah.

01:04:04.000 That fucking dude in there.

01:04:07.000 You ever thought about cooking on stage while you're rapping?

01:04:09.000 Of course.

01:04:10.000 Have a little Weber right beside the stage?

01:04:12.000 Well, see, I would have to be outdoor.

01:04:15.000 Yeah, I would have to be outdoor with the Weber.

01:04:17.000 Right.

01:04:18.000 Maybe some South by Southwest shit.

01:04:20.000 Do it out here.

01:04:21.000 I would love that.

01:04:22.000 Zilker Park?

01:04:23.000 Let's go.

01:04:24.000 Let's do it.

01:04:26.000 That would be something that you literally could pull off.

01:04:29.000 Like a gigantic cookout slash...

01:04:32.000 Because as a chef slash rapper, you're a legit chef and a legit rapper.

01:04:38.000 You could do that.

01:04:40.000 You could have a show where people are outside barbecuing and doing music at the same time.

01:04:46.000 Yeah, I wanted to do like a little fest, like a Fuck That's Delicious festival.

01:04:49.000 Yes.

01:04:50.000 Have all my favorite people around that cook.

01:04:52.000 Yes.

01:04:52.000 Have amazing acts.

01:04:54.000 Have a little expose on olive oil, on different things, like a little class people could take.

01:05:00.000 A little, you know, 10 minute rotating class.

01:05:03.000 Yes.

01:05:04.000 You know, just like a little fun day.

01:05:06.000 We could shoot the fucking balloon, shoot the clown in the mouth.

01:05:09.000 Yeah.

01:05:11.000 You have more energy now to do shit, too.

01:05:14.000 It's like you'll have more enthusiasm to do shit because your body's healthy.

01:05:18.000 You're right.

01:05:18.000 You know what?

01:05:19.000 When I was on stage at 300 and whatever pounds, I was still good.

01:05:25.000 My lung capacity was unbelievable.

01:05:27.000 Yeah.

01:05:28.000 But...

01:05:29.000 I would be chilling in the room, smoking all day, sitting there eating.

01:05:33.000 I wouldn't be active.

01:05:34.000 There would be nothing else going on.

01:05:36.000 Now I fucking want to do things.

01:05:38.000 I'm bringing my body board to Portugal when I go to the show because I'm going to fucking shred.

01:05:42.000 There's no doubt about that.

01:05:44.000 I'm in the ocean when it's snowing.

01:05:47.000 Freezing cold.

01:05:47.000 I saw that.

01:05:48.000 My man fucking Will, my man Will Scootin, he has this spot in the American Dream Mall in Jersey.

01:05:55.000 It's like that mall in Minnesota, the big one with the roller coasters and shit.

01:06:00.000 There's a water park in there.

01:06:02.000 Look at me catching shade right there.

01:06:05.000 That's crazy.

01:06:06.000 I'm fucking tubular right there.

01:06:07.000 That's what tubular is.

01:06:09.000 That's at a mall?

01:06:10.000 That's in a fucking mall.

01:06:12.000 In New Jersey.

01:06:13.000 In New Jersey, in a fucking mall.

01:06:15.000 New Jersey doesn't get enough respect.

01:06:17.000 After hours.

01:06:18.000 That was probably like 11 p.m.

01:06:20.000 New Jersey just...

01:06:21.000 People think of New Jersey in a very negative way.

01:06:24.000 It's not fair.

01:06:25.000 Oh yeah, watch that one. 0.65

01:06:27.000 Look at this.

01:06:28.000 The whole point is just letting the wave go over your head.

01:06:33.000 You think you're eventually going to move to surfing?

01:06:35.000 Nah, I'm not made to stand up.

01:06:37.000 I'm made to lay.

01:06:39.000 I'm made to go head first, man.

01:06:41.000 I'm head first.

01:06:42.000 I'm like a fucking crocodile.

01:06:44.000 Straight up.

01:06:45.000 I'm el cocodrilo.

01:06:47.000 Did you see that video of this fucking idiot who's got food in his mouth for a fish?

01:06:51.000 He's dangling into the water and the fish jumps up and hits the food and knocks him out cold and he falls in the tank?

01:06:57.000 No, like a fucking arapaima?

01:06:58.000 Yeah, um, who has it?

01:07:00.000 That big ass fish? 1.00

01:07:01.000 I think Mike, uh, Robin Black has it on his Instagram.

01:07:07.000 Bro, it's the most ridiculous shit ever.

01:07:09.000 Look at this, look at this, look at this.

01:07:10.000 So this dude is in there, watch this.

01:07:13.000 The fish, bang! 0.92

01:07:16.000 Bro, he's out cold.

01:07:17.000 Bro, that is like a fucking arapaima.

01:07:19.000 That's a catfish, right?

01:07:20.000 What was that?

01:07:21.000 An arapaima is an enormous fish.

01:07:23.000 Oh, he was joking around.

01:07:25.000 He was fucking around.

01:07:25.000 No, he said he was knocked out.

01:07:26.000 No, did he?

01:07:27.000 That's what he said.

01:07:28.000 He said I got knocked out.

01:07:29.000 I watched the video a few times to see what's going on.

01:07:30.000 Do it one more time.

01:07:31.000 And he woke up underwater?

01:07:32.000 Do it one more time.

01:07:34.000 Oh, this is every wheel kick fish in the UFC. Oh, yeah, this one's a tough one.

01:07:37.000 Here it goes.

01:07:38.000 Watch it one more time.

01:07:42.000 Nah, man, I'm telling you, he ain't faking it.

01:07:45.000 He went stiff.

01:07:46.000 Yeah.

01:07:47.000 I don't know.

01:07:49.000 Yeah, he woke up.

01:07:50.000 He woke up.

01:07:55.000 Okay, that dude's got a glass jaw.

01:07:57.000 He's got a glass jaw.

01:07:59.000 Listen to me, son.

01:07:59.000 Don't ever fight.

01:08:00.000 Holy shit.

01:08:01.000 If a fish can knock you out, that's a two-inch punch.

01:08:05.000 Don't fight.

01:08:06.000 No fighting for you.

01:08:07.000 But the other thing is, the things that knock you out are things you don't see coming.

01:08:10.000 Of course.

01:08:10.000 And he definitely didn't see that coming because he had a mask on his thighs.

01:08:14.000 Why would he wear...

01:08:15.000 He's a schmuck.

01:08:16.000 Well, he's a kid.

01:08:17.000 I was a schmuck when I was his age, too.

01:08:18.000 Nah, I'm still a schmuck.

01:08:20.000 Yeah, I would've done the exact same thing.

01:08:21.000 But I would've taken it right on the chin.

01:08:23.000 And that would've been fine.

01:08:24.000 Not from the fish.

01:08:25.000 You're not going down from the fucking fish, bro.

01:08:27.000 Come on.

01:08:28.000 That's crazy.

01:08:28.000 I mean, maybe everybody gets knocked out by that fish.

01:08:31.000 You gotta think how fast that thing...

01:08:33.000 You watch River Monsters?

01:08:34.000 I do watch River Monsters.

01:08:35.000 Bro, it's one of my favorite things in life.

01:08:37.000 How about that dude?

01:08:37.000 He made a living fishing.

01:08:39.000 He's an amazing fisherman though.

01:08:40.000 He is.

01:08:41.000 He should be famous.

01:08:42.000 That guy should be famous.

01:08:43.000 Just fishing on TV. Not even a really good looking guy.

01:08:46.000 He's interesting looking.

01:08:47.000 Very interesting.

01:08:48.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:08:49.000 I don't want you to be good looking.

01:08:51.000 I want you to be interesting looking.

01:08:52.000 It's unique.

01:08:52.000 He has a fucking good character.

01:08:54.000 His character.

01:08:55.000 His voice is character.

01:08:56.000 Look at this man.

01:08:57.000 He's amazing.

01:08:58.000 Yeah, look at him.

01:08:59.000 Actually, he's pretty good looking.

01:09:00.000 He's not bad.

01:09:01.000 I should check the fuck up.

01:09:01.000 He's not bad.

01:09:02.000 Look at that fish he's catching.

01:09:04.000 He goes all...

01:09:05.000 Look at that fucking thing in the upper right-hand corner, Jamie.

01:09:07.000 What is that?

01:09:07.000 That's fucking next level.

01:09:09.000 Jesus Christ.

01:09:10.000 Holy shit.

01:09:11.000 I know what that is and I forget.

01:09:14.000 That's definitely in the Amazon.

01:09:16.000 Or is that in Thailand?

01:09:18.000 What is that thing?

01:09:19.000 Photoshopped.

01:09:20.000 No, no, no, no.

01:09:21.000 I mean, it's just with colors.

01:09:22.000 It's the same fish.

01:09:23.000 Right.

01:09:24.000 But I think that's what it looks like.

01:09:26.000 It's the teeth that get in me.

01:09:28.000 I forget what that thing's called.

01:09:31.000 What is that thing called?

01:09:32.000 See if it shows you...

01:09:34.000 Oh my god, that's amazing looking.

01:09:36.000 That's amazing looking.

01:09:38.000 Like alligator gar or some shit like that?

01:09:40.000 Is that what it is?

01:09:41.000 Alligator gar?

01:09:42.000 No, no, no.

01:09:42.000 It's not an alligator gar.

01:09:44.000 I think that's a South American fish.

01:09:46.000 I forget what it's called though.

01:09:48.000 Fuck.

01:09:50.000 Tigerfish.

01:09:50.000 That's it.

01:09:51.000 God, it's so simple.

01:09:52.000 Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's a tigerfish.

01:09:53.000 Tigerfish, yeah, that's definitely what it is.

01:09:55.000 Look at the teeth on that fucking thing.

01:09:56.000 My god.

01:09:57.000 What a world they live in.

01:09:59.000 No heart, no warmth.

01:10:00.000 They don't take care of their kids, and they all have fucked up teeth.

01:10:05.000 It's like fucking Britain.

01:10:07.000 They eat their young, too.

01:10:10.000 They'll eat other people's young. 0.91

01:10:12.000 It's a weird world, the world of fish, because there's no love in the fish world.

01:10:17.000 There's no cuddling.

01:10:18.000 If you see bears, Playing like there's a video that I watched the other day of this mama bear and her cubs and the mama bear sitting on literally on the side of a road on a highway.

01:10:28.000 She just squats down like this like sitting there and the cubs are sucking on her tummy and you watching them suck on her nipples like this is there's love in the animal world you know but not in the fish world.

01:10:40.000 No that's what mothers do. 1.00

01:10:42.000 They will feed I mean a good mother will feed their baby anywhere. 1.00

01:10:45.000 They pull the tit out it don't matter. 0.90

01:10:47.000 They don't give a shit.

01:10:48.000 Because the tit no longer is an object of sexual lust.

01:10:51.000 It's an object of nurture.

01:10:52.000 Right.

01:10:53.000 What a weird trick that is.

01:10:55.000 It's a fucking...

01:10:56.000 It's just like the three-card Monty.

01:10:57.000 What are you doing here?

01:11:00.000 There's a fucking guy over in Harlem with the fucking thing playing games.

01:11:04.000 She's just sitting there, and they're just sucking on her nipples, and she's just chilling. 1.00

01:11:08.000 But there's something about that, like mammals.

01:11:11.000 That's one of the reasons why grizzlies are so dangerous to hikers.

01:11:15.000 It's usually not males.

01:11:17.000 It's usually females that... 1.00

01:11:19.000 Animals in general, right?

01:11:22.000 It's usually the female cat, the female large cats.

01:11:26.000 Yeah, the issue.

01:11:28.000 Like that mountain lion video that we showed the other day where this mountain lion's chasing after this jogger.

01:11:32.000 It's because it was a female mountain lion and she had cubs.

01:11:34.000 Of course.

01:11:35.000 The same thing with grizzlies.

01:11:36.000 Most of the time when there's a grizzly attack, it's either one of two things.

01:11:40.000 Either you startled the bear and it didn't know you were there and you're too close to the bear and the bear just decides to attack.

01:11:45.000 Or it's a female that has cubs and she just decides you're too fucking close and she attacks and fucks you up. 1.00

01:11:51.000 That's usually what it is.

01:11:52.000 But it's because they love their babies.

01:11:54.000 So much.

01:11:55.000 That's what's weird.

01:11:55.000 It's weird, man.

01:11:56.000 So much.

01:11:57.000 There's a weird connection in animals that just doesn't seem to exist in lizards.

01:12:01.000 It doesn't exist in snakes.

01:12:03.000 It doesn't exist in fish.

01:12:05.000 No.

01:12:05.000 They don't give a fuck about their kids.

01:12:06.000 Yeah, they're solitary.

01:12:07.000 They just have them and fucking fend for themselves.

01:12:10.000 They shit them out in the ocean.

01:12:11.000 Just poof! 1.00

01:12:12.000 Get out of here! 0.99

01:12:13.000 Figure it out!

01:12:14.000 Who the fuck knows where they go?

01:12:16.000 And they have a hundred of them because they know only ten are going to make it.

01:12:19.000 What about the turtles?

01:12:20.000 Oh, the worst.

01:12:21.000 The fucking sea turtles when they go to the place and they all come out at the same time?

01:12:25.000 And then the birds come down, snatch them up.

01:12:26.000 Some of them, yeah, they get snatched.

01:12:28.000 It's crazy watching them happen.

01:12:29.000 Very few make them.

01:12:30.000 Very few.

01:12:31.000 But it's such a sad way that nature played a trick on them to make sure there's not too many turtles.

01:12:35.000 Nature looked at them and went, hmm, you're born with a shell.

01:12:40.000 Like, you got a built-in armor, and you live to be like, what, a thousand?

01:12:45.000 Yeah, there's very few of them.

01:12:47.000 And nature's like, hmm, we gotta make it hard for you to make it.

01:12:50.000 Real hard.

01:12:51.000 When you're little, everybody wants to fuck you up.

01:12:54.000 Sharks fuck them up.

01:12:55.000 You know what really fucks up turtles?

01:12:57.000 Alligators and crocodiles.

01:12:59.000 Crocodiles just eat turtles.

01:13:00.000 They don't give a shit about your shell.

01:13:02.000 It's like an asshole with pistachio nuts.

01:13:05.000 He's too lazy to crack them open.

01:13:06.000 He just bites down.

01:13:08.000 Bro, the best thing...

01:13:10.000 Every time I think about a pistachio, I think about the naked gun.

01:13:14.000 You ever seen that scene?

01:13:15.000 Fucking Leslie Nielsen and the other detective in the car with the red pistachios and they just start building up into the car?

01:13:21.000 I forgot about that scene.

01:13:22.000 Bro, the naked guns.

01:13:23.000 These are underrated comedies.

01:13:25.000 I grew up with these comedies.

01:13:26.000 Wasn't OJ Simpson in that?

01:13:28.000 100%.

01:13:29.000 Nordberg.

01:13:30.000 His name was Nordberg.

01:13:32.000 Back in the day.

01:13:34.000 He got fucking shot.

01:13:37.000 He got injured so much every time.

01:13:39.000 It was a comedic injury.

01:13:40.000 He would get fucked.

01:13:41.000 He'd put his hands down on the thing.

01:13:43.000 He'd get burned.

01:13:44.000 Then he would go that way and get fucking shot.

01:13:46.000 Would you have dinner with OJ Simpson?

01:13:48.000 Why not?

01:13:49.000 Why not?

01:13:51.000 Where?

01:13:52.000 Somewhere where no one's gonna take pictures of you.

01:13:54.000 It depends on where.

01:13:55.000 Look at him.

01:13:56.000 Who's that?

01:13:57.000 He's the man.

01:13:58.000 But this is the type of shit I grew up on.

01:14:00.000 My grandfather was a fucking fan of this stuff.

01:14:03.000 Well, this all came out of Airplane, right?

01:14:06.000 Exactly.

01:14:06.000 Airplane was like the first...

01:14:07.000 Mel Brooks.

01:14:08.000 The first of those silly movies.

01:14:09.000 I tried to get my kids to watch the Marx Brothers' Duck Soup last night.

01:14:15.000 I said, let's just watch the preview.

01:14:17.000 Just watch like the...

01:14:19.000 Just see what it is.

01:14:20.000 Oh my god, it's impossible.

01:14:22.000 They were like, what the fuck are you making me watch?

01:14:25.000 Yeah, they don't like shit.

01:14:26.000 Kids don't like shit.

01:14:27.000 But I was just trying to show them.

01:14:29.000 I was just trying to say, listen...

01:14:31.000 This is the things that people thought were funny in 1933. Like, you have to understand, this is before World War II. This is a weird, weird, weird time to be alive.

01:14:41.000 How old was the baby?

01:14:42.000 They were 12 and 10. Oh, yeah.

01:14:44.000 I was sitting down with them.

01:14:45.000 At that time, probably.

01:14:46.000 Well, it was all of them.

01:14:47.000 A little bit older.

01:14:47.000 A little bit older, they'll understand more.

01:14:48.000 No, no, no.

01:14:49.000 My 24-year-old was there, too, and she didn't get it either.

01:14:51.000 She didn't give a shit. 0.95

01:14:51.000 She was like, what the fuck is this? 0.95

01:14:52.000 Fuck that.

01:14:53.000 Fuck that.

01:14:53.000 Look at them.

01:14:54.000 I mean, the Marx Brothers, it's so weird when you watch what was comedy back then.

01:14:59.000 I mean, it's kind of amusing, I guess.

01:15:03.000 It's kind of amusing.

01:15:04.000 And it's more interesting than anything, because I'm watching these guys and I'm like, if one of these guys got sick, they're basically dead.

01:15:11.000 Yeah.

01:15:12.000 That's what I was thinking.

01:15:13.000 I know that's a fucked up thing to think of, but if they break their leg, they're basically dead.

01:15:17.000 If they get some cancer, no one's going to detect it.

01:15:21.000 With this fucking polio.

01:15:22.000 They used to fucking get lots of polio back then, right?

01:15:25.000 Oh, yeah, man.

01:15:26.000 Yeah.

01:15:26.000 It's fucked up.

01:15:27.000 For real.

01:15:27.000 But when you watch these clips of these old, old, old movies, you go, wow, I just...

01:15:36.000 It's not that long ago, man.

01:15:38.000 It's really not.

01:15:38.000 It's not even 100 years ago.

01:15:40.000 So you go back 100 years ago, people didn't know what the fuck was going on.

01:15:44.000 They had this sort of very rudimentary understanding of what was interesting or entertaining.

01:15:50.000 And then you see how limited culture was because the kind of jokes that they laughed at, it showed you how suppressed people are and how...

01:15:58.000 You know, people, it was a hard time.

01:16:01.000 No one was fat.

01:16:02.000 That's the other thing.

01:16:03.000 If you see a guy with a belly, it's very rare.

01:16:06.000 Like a regular, a fat guy back then was like a regular guy today.

01:16:11.000 Yeah, they were like shocking.

01:16:13.000 It was like a circus act.

01:16:14.000 Yeah, like every, look at his fake mustache.

01:16:16.000 What is that?

01:16:16.000 It's so bad.

01:16:17.000 It's a fake mustache.

01:16:18.000 I never knew it was that bad.

01:16:20.000 Yeah, it looks like it's painted on.

01:16:22.000 Did he ever have a real mustache?

01:16:23.000 I don't know, that looks so goofy.

01:16:25.000 That looks just like paint.

01:16:29.000 That's weird.

01:16:30.000 Yeah.

01:16:30.000 Did he sometimes have a regular mustache?

01:16:32.000 I thought he did.

01:16:34.000 This is the first time I'm like, what the fuck is that?

01:16:36.000 Yeah, that is weird that he did that.

01:16:37.000 You know what?

01:16:37.000 This is one of those times where you think something's something and it's not.

01:16:41.000 Years later, what's that shit?

01:16:43.000 The Mandela effect.

01:16:44.000 Yeah, Berenstain Bears.

01:16:46.000 Yes, yes, yes.

01:16:47.000 It's that.

01:16:47.000 That just happened.

01:16:49.000 Go to that one.

01:16:50.000 That's paint.

01:16:50.000 It's paint.

01:16:51.000 That's paint.

01:16:52.000 Groucho Marx's mustache is paint.

01:16:55.000 Motherfucker. 0.99

01:17:02.000 Look at that.

01:17:03.000 That's so weird.

01:17:05.000 Go to Groucho.

01:17:06.000 That's crazy.

01:17:08.000 Look at that.

01:17:09.000 That's paint.

01:17:10.000 His lip is painted.

01:17:11.000 Imagine if you're on his show and you're like, hey, Groucho, nice to meet you.

01:17:14.000 What the fuck, man?

01:17:15.000 That's paint?

01:17:17.000 He looks like some fucking weirdo dude walking around the Bronx that I know.

01:17:21.000 He just fucking paints his mustache on.

01:17:23.000 He's like fucking Hollywood Hogan.

01:17:25.000 Look at his eyebrows too.

01:17:26.000 His eyebrows are pretty thin and he painted them thick and fat.

01:17:31.000 Bro, that's weird.

01:17:32.000 I've never seen that before.

01:17:33.000 I never noticed it.

01:17:34.000 That's NWO Hollywood Hogan right there.

01:17:40.000 Look at that one.

01:17:41.000 Is that the same thing in that one up top?

01:17:43.000 It's all painted?

01:17:44.000 It's just like it's so smaller and fidelity is not good.

01:17:47.000 Right, so the images were so low quality that you could get away with it back then, so he could walk around with paint on his lip.

01:17:54.000 But I love the vibe of the poster, of the art.

01:17:58.000 I love the art.

01:18:00.000 That shit is amazing.

01:18:02.000 Yeah, it's amazing, right?

01:18:03.000 Go with Groucho Marx, you bet your life.

01:18:06.000 That was when he was hosting that game show.

01:18:11.000 So there he looks like a real mustache.

01:18:15.000 He's older.

01:18:15.000 He gave up on the pain.

01:18:16.000 They were like, listen, bro.

01:18:18.000 Just fucking grow that shit.

01:18:19.000 Yeah, so that's real.

01:18:20.000 Cut the bullshit.

01:18:21.000 But look how small it is in comparison.

01:18:22.000 Look how small his eyebrows are.

01:18:25.000 That was, as he got older, he gave up.

01:18:27.000 He looks like Dolly.

01:18:28.000 Well, I think cameras got better, too.

01:18:30.000 He's like, mm, shit.

01:18:32.000 I gotta grow a real mustache.

01:18:33.000 Bro, that looks great.

01:18:33.000 That looks like pussy hair.

01:18:35.000 That looks like pussy hair. 1.00

01:18:38.000 I don't know what that looks like.

01:18:39.000 Soft pussy hair. 1.00

01:18:40.000 That's ridiculous.

01:18:41.000 He probably went through a bunch of different versions of the fake mustache.

01:18:45.000 Let's see what that one is.

01:18:46.000 Yeah, that looks fake as fuck.

01:18:47.000 That looks like he glued a mustache on his lip.

01:18:50.000 Because look, his lip goes down, the mustache goes up.

01:18:52.000 What is that?

01:18:53.000 What's that gap?

01:18:54.000 Yeah.

01:18:55.000 That's so weird.

01:18:56.000 That's a fake mustache.

01:18:57.000 I had to do a scene once in a show where they gave me a fake mustache.

01:19:00.000 It feels so weird because it stiffens your upper lip.

01:19:03.000 It doesn't move right.

01:19:05.000 You don't feel like you're talking good.

01:19:08.000 Yeah, look at those old ones.

01:19:10.000 That's what he really looked like.

01:19:11.000 Oh, that's probably why.

01:19:13.000 See, he could slip around.

01:19:16.000 So if he got rid of the eyebrows and got rid of the fake mustache, that dude could go anywhere.

01:19:21.000 He had looks.

01:19:22.000 He had lots of looks.

01:19:23.000 He's a handsome fellow.

01:19:24.000 But look at that.

01:19:25.000 That's gross.

01:19:26.000 He's Turkish there.

01:19:27.000 That's so weird.

01:19:28.000 It's almost like...

01:19:30.000 Go to the one in the middle where it's really ridiculous.

01:19:32.000 At the up top.

01:19:33.000 Yeah.

01:19:33.000 Look at that one.

01:19:34.000 That's crazy.

01:19:35.000 Look at how fake that looks.

01:19:37.000 That's so stupid.

01:19:38.000 I can't believe I didn't know that until this moment.

01:19:42.000 Did you ever try and show your kids Mr. Bean?

01:19:45.000 Oh, no, I didn't.

01:19:46.000 Oh, my fucking lord.

01:19:47.000 I used to crack up at Mr. Bean, bro.

01:19:50.000 How high were you, though?

01:19:51.000 I wasn't high.

01:19:52.000 This was when I was a kid.

01:19:52.000 I must have been already high, you know?

01:19:55.000 I wasn't fucked up.

01:19:56.000 Because Mr. Bean used to make me fucking cry.

01:19:59.000 You know what used to make me laugh that should never make anybody laugh is Ernest.

01:20:04.000 Ernest goes to jail.

01:20:05.000 Ernest goes to summer camp.

01:20:07.000 I was talking about that with someone the other day, Ernest.

01:20:10.000 I feel like Ernest started out doing commercials.

01:20:15.000 I feel like that was like a character, like the fucking Verizon guy or something like that.

01:20:19.000 Doesn't that happen after?

01:20:22.000 After you've done a couple of bullshit movies or something?

01:20:24.000 I don't know.

01:20:25.000 But maybe I'm doing the Bernstein Bears thing.

01:20:28.000 Isn't Ernest the first Larry the Cable dude?

01:20:32.000 No.

01:20:33.000 Like that type of vibe?

01:20:35.000 No, no, no, no, no.

01:20:37.000 But he was like a character where it was like continuous earnest.

01:20:40.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:20:41.000 It was that, but Larry the Cable Guy is like a legit comic.

01:20:44.000 Like, what was the commercial?

01:20:47.000 It says, first commercial featuring the character advertised in appearance by the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders at Beach Bend Park in Amusement Park in Bowling Green, Kentucky.

01:20:55.000 Uh-huh.

01:20:56.000 Larry the Cable Guy is a real comic?

01:20:59.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:21:00.000 Well, his name's Dan Whitney.

01:21:02.000 It's his real name.

01:21:03.000 But he goes as Dan Whitney and does...

01:21:06.000 No.

01:21:06.000 So he's fucking Larry the...

01:21:08.000 He does only Larry the Cable Guy now.

01:21:10.000 But he started out as Dan Whitney.

01:21:11.000 There's some video of him doing Dan Whitney in its old 1980s comedy where he had the pants that go up real high, like Cavaricis and shit.

01:21:20.000 He was a good comic, a decent comic as a regular comic, but then he found his niche.

01:21:25.000 What really took him over the top.

01:21:27.000 Larry the Cable Guy.

01:21:28.000 This is what it was.

01:21:30.000 He started out a guy who would be a regular on a radio show.

01:21:34.000 So he would do this character on a radio show.

01:21:37.000 Larry the Cable Guy, but he's a funny writer.

01:21:40.000 Larry's a really good writer, or Dan's a really good writer.

01:21:42.000 So Dan wrote these bits for this character and wound up taking off, and then he started doing stand-up with it.

01:21:48.000 I met Dan way back in the day, like 1996. Fucking two or some shit.

01:21:56.000 In Montreal.

01:21:57.000 We were at the comedy festival at the same time together.

01:21:59.000 And Dan was like...

01:22:00.000 He was just a normal dude who did this Larry the Cable Guy character.

01:22:05.000 But it was funny, man.

01:22:06.000 He's a good writer.

01:22:07.000 He's a really funny writer.

01:22:08.000 He wrote for this character.

01:22:11.000 And it was some funny shit.

01:22:13.000 And then he's like, why am I being Dan Whitney?

01:22:15.000 I'll just hang out and be this guy.

01:22:17.000 And then...

01:22:18.000 Fucking, he was right on.

01:22:20.000 He was spot on with it.

01:22:21.000 Yeah, and he just became that dude.

01:22:23.000 He was right for the time in this country.

01:22:25.000 Well, you know Dice Clay.

01:22:26.000 Yeah.

01:22:27.000 Dice Clay used to be Andrew Silverstein.

01:22:30.000 He chucked that.

01:22:31.000 This is what happened.

01:22:32.000 Dice had a bunch of different characters.

01:22:35.000 He's Jewish? 0.62

01:22:35.000 He's Jewish. 0.62

01:22:36.000 And Dice had a bunch of different characters that he used to do on stage.

01:22:39.000 He does phenomenal impressions, like off the charts.

01:22:44.000 John Travolta.

01:22:46.000 Robert De Niro, Tony Danz.

01:22:48.000 He did all these impressions.

01:22:50.000 And at the end, he would do this act.

01:22:51.000 He had his act.

01:22:52.000 And then at the end of his act, he would do the Dice Man.

01:22:54.000 He would do this character.

01:22:55.000 And he would sing these nursery rhymes.

01:22:58.000 And the character just fucking exploded.

01:23:00.000 It's like, he was funny, and then all of a sudden, boom, he went nuclear at the end.

01:23:05.000 And then he decided, why don't I just stick with this one fucking character and do my whole act like that?

01:23:10.000 And then he became the Dice Man.

01:23:12.000 And he was legitimately the first comedian that sold out arenas.

01:23:17.000 Like football arenas.

01:23:19.000 Like the Garden?

01:23:20.000 Yeah, like the fucking Nassau Coliseum.

01:23:23.000 Oh, wow.

01:23:23.000 Like enormous places.

01:23:25.000 And he sold out hundreds of them.

01:23:27.000 Like Dice never has to work again for the rest of his life.

01:23:30.000 And now he just goes to the gym and makes silly videos.

01:23:33.000 Is he jacked?

01:23:34.000 He's pretty big.

01:23:35.000 He works out a lot.

01:23:37.000 He stays fit.

01:23:37.000 Is he on GH? I don't know what he's on.

01:23:39.000 Why don't you ask him?

01:23:40.000 I don't know.

01:23:41.000 I don't fucking know.

01:23:42.000 I'm just curious.

01:23:43.000 Are you trying to talk about Camille Nanjiani?

01:23:45.000 Yeah, I actually was, bro.

01:23:47.000 That was fucking unbelievable.

01:23:49.000 He looks good, man.

01:23:50.000 He looks like Wolverine.

01:23:51.000 He does, he does, he does.

01:23:52.000 He looks like Hugh Jackman in front.

01:23:53.000 See, we were talking about his legs, though.

01:23:55.000 We have to do something about his legs.

01:23:57.000 Camille, talk to me.

01:23:58.000 We gotta get you on some squats. 0.98

01:23:59.000 Bruh.

01:24:01.000 That's not good.

01:24:03.000 The calves is ridiculous.

01:24:04.000 Bruh.

01:24:05.000 But his arms are fucking redonkulous.

01:24:07.000 There's a picture of him, a more recent one, no mask, of him walking out of somewhere, and he has a tank top on.

01:24:16.000 Well, who is this guy again?

01:24:18.000 Holy shit.

01:24:18.000 He's a comic and an actor.

01:24:20.000 And he used to be...

01:24:22.000 Oh, I've fucking seen him before.

01:24:24.000 That was...

01:24:25.000 Now that's it.

01:24:25.000 Full transformation.

01:24:27.000 Full transformation.

01:24:29.000 And people are mad at him.

01:24:30.000 My mind is blown out.

01:24:31.000 They're mad at him.

01:24:32.000 It all just clicked right now.

01:24:33.000 I'm sorry.

01:24:33.000 They're mad at him that he looks sexy.

01:24:34.000 Sorry.

01:24:35.000 Sorry, everybody.

01:24:36.000 I'm like, he took steroids.

01:24:37.000 I don't like it.

01:24:39.000 Well, if you took steroids and did what he did.

01:24:41.000 No, I think he took steroids.

01:24:43.000 I'm going to be honest with you.

01:24:44.000 He's in his 40s.

01:24:45.000 Will he say he did?

01:24:47.000 Because a real motherfucker will say they did.

01:24:50.000 Like, yeah, I'm on some shit.

01:24:53.000 Yeah.

01:24:53.000 I don't understand people that don't say they're on some shit.

01:24:56.000 I always tell people I do some shit.

01:24:57.000 I've always done some shit.

01:24:59.000 I've been doing some shit since I was in my 30s.

01:25:01.000 As soon as my hormones started to drop, I was like, there he is.

01:25:03.000 That's the picture.

01:25:04.000 Like, get the fuck out of here.

01:25:07.000 He's fucking jacked up.

01:25:09.000 Look at those shoulders, bro.

01:25:11.000 Jackmified.

01:25:12.000 And I think he's probably coming straight from the gym, so he's got a nice pump.

01:25:15.000 Sure.

01:25:16.000 But come on, son.

01:25:17.000 How old is he?

01:25:17.000 40?

01:25:17.000 He's in his 40s.

01:25:18.000 Oh yeah, he got his man strength.

01:25:20.000 Listen.

01:25:20.000 That's man muscle now.

01:25:22.000 That's like mature muscle that builds.

01:25:23.000 That's Tren.

01:25:25.000 He's getting that shit from a needle.

01:25:28.000 That's 100%.

01:25:29.000 And I don't hate it.

01:25:29.000 Talk about fucking Tren.

01:25:31.000 When I was like 23, my boy made Tren.

01:25:34.000 He lives in a project.

01:25:37.000 In the projects?

01:25:38.000 In the projects.

01:25:39.000 And we shot it.

01:25:40.000 And it was crazy.

01:25:41.000 What is he, a chemist?

01:25:42.000 No, he's a fucking truck driver.

01:25:48.000 They always talk about truck driver meth.

01:25:50.000 He's got truck driver trend.

01:25:52.000 I remember the bottle.

01:25:53.000 It had a fucking juiced up fucking...

01:25:57.000 Like a horse?

01:25:57.000 No, no, no.

01:25:58.000 It had Spongebob juiced up on it.

01:26:00.000 No!

01:26:01.000 No!

01:26:03.000 It was like so yellow.

01:26:04.000 It was crazy.

01:26:05.000 I don't even know what it was, but we shot a bunch of shit.

01:26:08.000 Who the hell knows?

01:26:09.000 Oh my God.

01:26:11.000 That's hilarious.

01:26:12.000 I remember shooting juice in the street.

01:26:14.000 Really?

01:26:14.000 In the street?

01:26:15.000 Bro, we would go to this place called Platinum Gym, 24 hours on Queens Boulevard.

01:26:22.000 We would come out of the gym, I'd have the fucking needle loaded up in the car, we would just go round back, yeah, we'd fucking have the music on, like Mobb Deep would be played, fucking shoot me in the ass, I'd shoot him in the fucking ass and that's it.

01:26:36.000 Mob deep-sided shit.

01:26:39.000 Oh, that's hilarious.

01:26:41.000 Oh, man.

01:26:42.000 Good old Chase.

01:26:43.000 Yeah.

01:26:44.000 It's a touchy subject with some folks.

01:26:46.000 They don't think you should ever do it.

01:26:48.000 They don't think you should ever do anything.

01:26:50.000 And even testosterone replacement.

01:26:52.000 They're like, I get my testosterone from my balls, bro.

01:26:55.000 Yeah, right.

01:26:55.000 I get it from my balls, bro.

01:26:57.000 Yeah, well, okay.

01:26:58.000 When you get into your 50s and 60s and then your 70s, your balls are not going to work so good and you can make a choice.

01:27:04.000 You can either go with science and get it replaced and you feel way better and you're way stronger and your immune system's better and your brain works better and you feel happier or...

01:27:18.000 Do you, boo.

01:27:20.000 You do you.

01:27:21.000 You do you.

01:27:22.000 They do them.

01:27:22.000 Yeah, just you do you.

01:27:24.000 Don't worry about it.

01:27:25.000 But the thing about Camille is he used to be, you know, one of those alt guys.

01:27:31.000 He was like a slim, you know, regular guy that didn't look like he really worked out or lifted weights.

01:27:36.000 And then he became this guy who looks like a superhero.

01:27:40.000 But he's playing a superhero in a movie.

01:27:42.000 That's what he's doing.

01:27:43.000 But he fucking unlocked his genetics.

01:27:46.000 Kinda?

01:27:47.000 No?

01:27:48.000 Go to the before pic.

01:27:50.000 I'm looking for...

01:27:51.000 There's an article that says, no, you don't have to do steroids to look like this.

01:27:55.000 Listen to me.

01:27:56.000 Yes, you do.

01:27:57.000 Whoever wrote that article is a fan of his, or one of them alt kids that doesn't want to believe in Santa Claus.

01:28:03.000 I grew up reading Muscular Development.

01:28:05.000 Listen, he's in his 40s.

01:28:06.000 They told it to you straight.

01:28:07.000 Greg Valentino told it to you straight.

01:28:09.000 Remember that dude with the hugest arms?

01:28:11.000 Well, he had the inject synthol in his arms, make them like balloons.

01:28:16.000 Yeah.

01:28:17.000 Fucked up, but he would tell you the real.

01:28:18.000 Well, most of those guys now admit it.

01:28:19.000 And most of them, they would tell you the real shit.

01:28:21.000 I had Ronnie Coleman on.

01:28:22.000 I love Ronnie.

01:28:23.000 One of the all-time greats.

01:28:24.000 I made him a steak.

01:28:25.000 Did you really?

01:28:26.000 Yeah.

01:28:26.000 Where?

01:28:26.000 At my show.

01:28:27.000 Wow.

01:28:28.000 On the Untitled show.

01:28:29.000 I had him on.

01:28:29.000 I fucking walked him out.

01:28:31.000 I put him in the chair.

01:28:32.000 And I made a mistake from Peter Lugas that they gave me.

01:28:36.000 I made it for him and he ate two of them.

01:28:39.000 It was an honor.

01:28:41.000 I love running.

01:28:42.000 So, okay.

01:28:43.000 Now, that picture on the right is also what he used to look like.

01:28:48.000 He's even better looking than that now.

01:28:50.000 He looks better than that now.

01:28:51.000 He's sick.

01:28:51.000 He's fucking ripped.

01:28:53.000 I love it.

01:28:54.000 For me, that's my look.

01:28:56.000 You need hair on you and shit like that and fucking ripped underneath like a Russian wrestler. 1.00

01:29:01.000 What people said about is the look of his face.

01:29:03.000 Like Zangief. 0.99

01:29:05.000 His face has changed.

01:29:05.000 If you look at that picture...

01:29:06.000 His face has changed.

01:29:07.000 There you see what his face looks like now.

01:29:11.000 He's got muscles in his face.

01:29:13.000 And then you go to that one...

01:29:14.000 No, that's called...

01:29:14.000 You know what that's called.

01:29:15.000 Yeah, that one right there.

01:29:16.000 Go to that...

01:29:16.000 No, the one above it, Jamie.

01:29:17.000 That's called growth face.

01:29:19.000 Yeah, it's also, you work your muscles.

01:29:22.000 Yeah, there's muscles in your face.

01:29:23.000 In your jaw, especially when you're clamping down and lifting weights.

01:29:27.000 Of course.

01:29:27.000 You develop.

01:29:28.000 I actually work my jaw out.

01:29:30.000 I have this jaw.

01:29:31.000 Of course.

01:29:31.000 I forget what the thing is called.

01:29:33.000 Is it like a mouthpiece?

01:29:35.000 No, it looks like a ball that's been cut in half, and I put it in my teeth like this, and I go like this.

01:29:42.000 I do reps.

01:29:43.000 I do reps with my jaw.

01:29:45.000 That's crazy.

01:29:45.000 Yeah, it's really good for you.

01:29:47.000 Of course.

01:29:47.000 It's all, I mean, part of me is like, you really should have a strong jaw in case somebody punches you.

01:29:52.000 Not that anybody's going to punch you.

01:29:53.000 No, but I'm saying.

01:29:54.000 But it's a thing.

01:29:54.000 Of course, that's the knockout mechanism right there is where you get touched.

01:29:57.000 There's something about jaw strength that correlates to total body strength.

01:30:02.000 I don't understand it totally, but I read this thing about it.

01:30:06.000 I was like, what are the benefits of working out with your jaw?

01:30:09.000 If you can't find what the thing is, I can find it on my Amazon.

01:30:13.000 The guy who sells it on TikTok, they put filters on his face.

01:30:17.000 Oh, he was in that fucking movie I just seen, man.

01:30:21.000 Oh, you seen him before when he was skinny?

01:30:22.000 Yeah, and that's what's fucking blowing my mind because I wouldn't have recognized him now.

01:30:27.000 His face changed.

01:30:28.000 Yeah, it changed.

01:30:29.000 That's a lot of tests and probably some other shit too.

01:30:32.000 You're talking about the guy who only works out his jaw and he's got these preposterous muscles.

01:30:37.000 This is what you're talking about, right?

01:30:39.000 Yes, it's exactly what I have.

01:30:41.000 What is it called?

01:30:43.000 Jawsercise.

01:30:44.000 That's what it's called.

01:30:45.000 So I have one of those and I do reps.

01:30:47.000 That's also for like anti-aging, I would imagine, to try and keep your skin tight.

01:30:51.000 It's just really good for your face muscles, too.

01:30:54.000 But you see a lot of motherfuckers with droopy faces. 1.00

01:30:58.000 Yes.

01:30:59.000 You don't want no fucking droopy face.

01:31:00.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:31:01.000 I don't want a droopy face.

01:31:02.000 But I think there's also some health benefits of having a strong jaw.

01:31:06.000 See if you can find out what are the health benefits of jaws or size.

01:31:11.000 I know I read something about it.

01:31:13.000 I think I was high when I ordered it, though.

01:31:15.000 I'm going to be honest with you.

01:31:15.000 You order shit ever off Instagram when you're stoned?

01:31:18.000 Sometimes, yeah.

01:31:19.000 I just ordered some pulley.

01:31:21.000 Oh, a workout pulley?

01:31:22.000 Come on, I've just seen it on Instagram.

01:31:24.000 I was like, let's get this.

01:31:25.000 Yeah, how is it?

01:31:26.000 Isn't it good?

01:31:26.000 I haven't even used it yet.

01:31:27.000 I used it at the gym and it's pretty fucking sick, actually, because it gives you that dead weight.

01:31:32.000 It's only one pulley pulling the weight, so it's just one thing.

01:31:36.000 I've ordered some good shit off of Instagram.

01:31:38.000 I can't remember any of it, though.

01:31:41.000 But I remember getting some of the things.

01:31:43.000 I'm like, I'm happy with this purchase.

01:31:45.000 I used to order a lot of shit.

01:31:47.000 We got the Super Slicer.

01:31:48.000 You remember the Super Slicer back in the day?

01:31:50.000 Yeah.

01:31:51.000 It was like a mandolin that you could make fries, you could cut the onion, you could do...

01:31:55.000 So much more.

01:31:56.000 The foreman grill was like the best invention.

01:32:00.000 That shit's better than the iPhone, I think.

01:32:02.000 Foreman Grill is a jammin' grill.

01:32:04.000 It's legit.

01:32:05.000 It was the best thing in the world.

01:32:06.000 It was the best thing.

01:32:07.000 It's very legit.

01:32:08.000 It was so good.

01:32:11.000 Especially if you let it heat up.

01:32:13.000 You crank it up.

01:32:14.000 You get that good sear.

01:32:16.000 You can make a nice meal with Foreman Grill.

01:32:18.000 You really can.

01:32:19.000 If you live in a small apartment.

01:32:20.000 You preach it to the choir.

01:32:21.000 I love that shit.

01:32:22.000 I've been talking about the Foreman Grill.

01:32:24.000 Everyone thinks I'm joking.

01:32:25.000 No.

01:32:25.000 I love that fucking thing.

01:32:27.000 Yeah.

01:32:27.000 You don't need expensive stuff to cook great food.

01:32:30.000 You really don't.

01:32:31.000 Look at that little grill, that little Weber grill.

01:32:33.000 I have one of those little ones.

01:32:35.000 It's like, if you have two steaks, that's all you need.

01:32:37.000 This little 12-inch Weber grill.

01:32:39.000 Man, I'm just trying to be...

01:32:40.000 That thing's like 30 bucks.

01:32:42.000 I'm just trying to do wilderness cooking.

01:32:44.000 I'm literally just trying to cook in the wilderness.

01:32:47.000 You know what I love about that Weber, too?

01:32:48.000 It doesn't weigh anything.

01:32:50.000 That weighs nothing.

01:32:52.000 Weighs nothing.

01:32:52.000 Put it right in the car.

01:32:53.000 You can throw it.

01:32:54.000 It weighs nothing.

01:32:55.000 You put it right in the car.

01:32:56.000 It cools down in less than, you know, five minutes.

01:32:58.000 You're good to go.

01:32:59.000 Yeah.

01:33:00.000 Just dump the coals out. 0.79

01:33:01.000 Yes.

01:33:02.000 And it's just, it's so portable.

01:33:04.000 It's like, if you think about portable grills, what's more portable than that little 12-inch Weber?

01:33:08.000 It's fucking perfect.

01:33:09.000 And even you could get crazy with the 18. Yeah.

01:33:11.000 Even that's not unrealistic in the Cherokee.

01:33:14.000 Yeah.

01:33:14.000 No.

01:33:15.000 No, it's easy.

01:33:16.000 And then the other thing is like, realistically, when you're cooking with fire and wood, if you got lump charcoal, that's wood, right?

01:33:23.000 That's just wood.

01:33:24.000 That's wood.

01:33:25.000 It's wood that's turned into charcoal.

01:33:26.000 It's already prepped for you.

01:33:27.000 Fire and wood, so you get that nice smoky feeling.

01:33:30.000 It's beautiful.

01:33:31.000 It's beautiful to cook barbarically.

01:33:34.000 Yes.

01:33:35.000 I love primal cooking.

01:33:36.000 I love fire.

01:33:37.000 I love that shit.

01:33:38.000 It's healthier for you too.

01:33:40.000 It feels good.

01:33:41.000 It does feel good.

01:33:42.000 Cooking over fire feels good.

01:33:43.000 Vegetables over fire taste better.

01:33:45.000 It tastes like wholesome.

01:33:48.000 It tastes fucking...

01:33:50.000 Good.

01:33:51.000 But that's why I love pellet grills too.

01:33:53.000 Because even though it's complicated and it's digital and there's engineering involved.

01:33:56.000 I haven't used this one yet.

01:33:57.000 I haven't used them.

01:33:58.000 I have a Traeger, man.

01:33:59.000 I swear by it.

01:34:00.000 Everyone swears.

01:34:01.000 They're so good.

01:34:02.000 I've had one for years.

01:34:04.000 This is the thing about them.

01:34:05.000 They maintain the perfect temperature.

01:34:07.000 Like, if you're one of those dudes who wants to be there and work it and you want to make sure that you're stoking the coals.

01:34:12.000 I'm kind of that guy.

01:34:13.000 There's nothing wrong with that.

01:34:14.000 That's a good thing.

01:34:15.000 I'm kind of that guy.

01:34:15.000 But if you're one of those dudes that wants to do a brisket for eight hours and never sweat it at all...

01:34:20.000 You have a thermometer that goes into the meat, gives you the exact temperature.

01:34:23.000 It shows up on your phone.

01:34:24.000 Your phone's telling you what temperature your food is.

01:34:27.000 And it tells you how much pellet to put in?

01:34:28.000 You don't have to ever check pellets?

01:34:30.000 The pellets go for days.

01:34:31.000 Are you serious?

01:34:32.000 For days.

01:34:32.000 You could cook for 40 hours with one hopper full of pellets.

01:34:34.000 I've literally seen people that don't know how to cook fucking pull off tremendous looking meals on Instagram.

01:34:40.000 Yes.

01:34:41.000 From what I've seen.

01:34:42.000 At the end of the day, it's still just fire and wood.

01:34:45.000 That's all it is.

01:34:46.000 It's these pellets or wood?

01:34:47.000 It's just down to a science of the timings.

01:34:49.000 We're good to go.

01:35:05.000 But there's something very satisfying about being there over the coals.

01:35:09.000 For real.

01:35:09.000 Like having those coals and putting that steak on.

01:35:11.000 Making the fire, yeah.

01:35:13.000 Like stoking it and getting everything.

01:35:15.000 You know what I got recently?

01:35:16.000 I got one of them Argentine grills.

01:35:18.000 Crank, crank, crank, crank, crank.

01:35:19.000 It raises and lowers.

01:35:21.000 You're speaking my language.

01:35:23.000 I love that fucking thing.

01:35:24.000 Logs and the bracero, and you light the logs on fire, and then the ashes come down, you scrape them underneath.

01:35:31.000 That's so good.

01:35:31.000 It's so much work, but it's so exciting.

01:35:33.000 It's so much work, but it's a ritual.

01:35:35.000 It's one of those things.

01:35:37.000 It's like you gather your people and you fucking feed them off this crazy contraption that someone else hand-built for you.

01:35:45.000 You know what I mean?

01:35:46.000 All the hand-built love that goes into things and the passion, it really counts for something.

01:35:51.000 Yeah, and there's something about...

01:35:52.000 I think there's something about cooking over fire that sparks up your DNA. Every time I've been camping and we cook, get one of them little grills and put it down over the fire, there's something about cooking over fire that...

01:36:06.000 Gets those caveman genes fired up, like those old ancient genes.

01:36:10.000 Like, oh, we were successful.

01:36:12.000 We got food.

01:36:12.000 Our family's going to stay alive.

01:36:14.000 It's like an exciting thing, too, because success in life was not guaranteed back then.

01:36:19.000 So when you cook over fire, I think it sparks something in your brain, particularly for men.

01:36:24.000 Like, women don't seem to get that excited about cooking over a fire. 1.00

01:36:28.000 No, they don't give a shit.

01:36:28.000 But men do, right?

01:36:30.000 They do.

01:36:30.000 Why is that?

01:36:31.000 What is that?

01:36:32.000 It does spark something, and I'll say this, I was never fucking excited about going camping, but once I went there, once I was there, it was like the times of my life, you know, like I had a great time, and you're right, when you spark that stuff, and you're like, you're sitting around this fire, and things are cooking,

01:36:48.000 and...

01:36:48.000 Food feels better.

01:36:49.000 Yeah.

01:36:49.000 It feels better.

01:36:50.000 It feels like you're, you know, the stakes are higher.

01:36:55.000 It's almost like if you didn't have this food, you'd be fucked out here.

01:36:58.000 But because you have that food, you're like, oh, now I'm nourished.

01:37:01.000 I'm nourished, I'm gonna stay alive, and you're smelling that clean air, and you look and hear fucking birds and shit.

01:37:14.000 Something exciting about it, man.

01:37:16.000 I fucking love birds, bro.

01:37:18.000 I do, too.

01:37:18.000 That was a good bird.

01:37:20.000 I do, too.

01:37:20.000 I have bird feeders at my house, and I fill those fuckers up all the time.

01:37:24.000 I'm basically like an enabler for all these birds.

01:37:27.000 They don't have to hustle anymore.

01:37:28.000 They just come to my house.

01:37:29.000 We definitely do the same.

01:37:31.000 We leave them out on the deck.

01:37:32.000 I actually have a champion birder in my family.

01:37:36.000 Really?

01:37:37.000 He's a fucking champion birder up in Maine.

01:37:39.000 What does he do?

01:37:40.000 He's a birder.

01:37:41.000 So he raises them?

01:37:42.000 No, he looks at them and he diagnoses the species and finds new ones.

01:37:47.000 LAUGHTER He looks at it and he finds them.

01:37:53.000 You know, birders are the people that push the binocular game.

01:37:56.000 That's what I mean.

01:37:57.000 It's a big deal.

01:37:58.000 There's two types of people that push the binocular game.

01:38:01.000 Western hunters and birders.

01:38:03.000 No special ops?

01:38:04.000 No.

01:38:05.000 They just adapt to Yeah, they have high-tech optics for sure, but they're not wearing binos.

01:38:12.000 That's not normal.

01:38:14.000 They're looking through scopes and telescopes and stuff like that.

01:38:17.000 They got range-finding scopes and things along those lines.

01:38:20.000 But those birders, man, they're out there in the forest just looking for the glimmers of a cardinal's feathers.

01:38:25.000 There he is.

01:38:26.000 There he is.

01:38:27.000 They get so excited.

01:38:28.000 Oh, there is.

01:38:29.000 Bro, I get excited when I walk through the park and I see a new species that I have never seen before.

01:38:34.000 Yeah, man.

01:38:34.000 It makes me excited.

01:38:36.000 Have you been to Costa Rica?

01:38:37.000 Nah, I need to get down to South America more.

01:38:40.000 I've only been to Mexico, which is fucking unreal to me.

01:38:43.000 Mexico's badass, too.

01:38:44.000 No, I mean, I've done some ruins there.

01:38:46.000 When I was four hundo, close to four hundo, I climbed Coba.

01:38:50.000 Did you really?

01:38:51.000 Yeah.

01:38:51.000 When I came down, I threw up all over the place.

01:38:54.000 Wow.

01:38:55.000 Gatorade.

01:38:56.000 Blue Gatorade.

01:38:59.000 All over.

01:39:00.000 Blue Gatorade.

01:39:00.000 But it was fun.

01:39:01.000 I was walking around shirtless.

01:39:03.000 It was amazing.

01:39:03.000 One of the weirdest moments of my life was going to Chichen Itza.

01:39:09.000 Because...

01:39:10.000 First of all, I was high as fuck.

01:39:12.000 Of course.

01:39:12.000 High as fuck.

01:39:14.000 Edibles.

01:39:14.000 I was taking breath strips.

01:39:16.000 Edible breath strips.

01:39:17.000 Whew.

01:39:18.000 Edible breath strips.

01:39:19.000 What's that?

01:39:20.000 They're so unpredictable because like you get one and it's like 50 milligrams.

01:39:24.000 You get another it's 150 milligrams.

01:39:26.000 What's that?

01:39:26.000 I've never even heard of a breath stripper.

01:39:27.000 Oh my goodness.

01:39:28.000 California.

01:39:29.000 You pop open- I just blasted a punch bar.

01:39:32.000 Mmm.

01:39:32.000 I don't even know these people but they make, yo these things, I don't know dog.

01:39:36.000 Punch bar?

01:39:37.000 They literally just fucking lay you down.

01:39:40.000 They lay you down.

01:39:41.000 They hit you with a fucking big Francis Ngannou fucking punch.

01:39:45.000 That's the hit they hit you with.

01:39:48.000 So these breath strips were my favorite because you could take them and put them in a Listerine breath strip container and no one knows the difference as long as no one asks you for one.

01:39:57.000 Oh, my breath is kind of funky.

01:39:58.000 Can I get one of those?

01:40:00.000 No.

01:40:01.000 I can't give you this.

01:40:02.000 You can't have this one.

01:40:03.000 You can't handle this.

01:40:04.000 I gave one to Tommy Segura and we had to fly to Australia and he told me he literally almost jumped off the plane before it started taking off the runway.

01:40:11.000 He was thinking he can't do it.

01:40:12.000 I can't do it.

01:40:13.000 I gotta get off this fucking plane.

01:40:15.000 But he hung in there and he didn't say shit and he made it all the way across the ocean.

01:40:20.000 That's fucking...

01:40:21.000 I love that.

01:40:21.000 But for 15 hours he did that?

01:40:23.000 Yes!

01:40:24.000 I think he was good.

01:40:25.000 That's amateur shit.

01:40:26.000 That's fucking amateur shit.

01:40:28.000 Let's be fair.

01:40:29.000 You gotta fucking be able to hold your stuff, man.

01:40:31.000 What's up with that?

01:40:32.000 He was fine.

01:40:32.000 He was fine after a couple hours.

01:40:33.000 You have to be able to time it.

01:40:35.000 You have to time your drugs.

01:40:36.000 We timed it poorly.

01:40:38.000 I think I gave it to him when we were sitting there waiting to get on the plane.

01:40:42.000 That's the problem.

01:40:43.000 And then once we got on the runway, it just...

01:40:45.000 Probably, yeah.

01:40:46.000 You have to be in the air already once you're fucking demolished.

01:40:50.000 That's right.

01:40:50.000 Exactly.

01:40:51.000 Then you'll be fine.

01:40:52.000 But that was not the case.

01:40:53.000 So anyway, I had a breast strip or two. 0.84

01:40:56.000 I don't remember.

01:40:56.000 But I remember being well connected to Mother Nature.

01:41:00.000 And then I was walking around Chichen Itza just thinking that these people lived here.

01:41:05.000 And these people built this.

01:41:08.000 There's a book that someone recommended, Jamie, and I want to think they recommended it on the podcast, but it might be wrong, but I'm reading it right now.

01:41:17.000 I shouldn't say I'm reading it.

01:41:18.000 I'm lying.

01:41:18.000 I'm listening to it.

01:41:19.000 This is my sauna reading.

01:41:22.000 I listened to this thing in the sauna now.

01:41:25.000 It is called...

01:41:28.000 land so strange and it's about Cortez and about all these explorers that came over to America and their accounts of coming over to America and to Mexico you know fucking hundreds and hundreds of years ago and they talk about the people that originally visited the Maya when the Maya was around and it made me realize These fucking people brought disease to these people and 0.97

01:41:58.000 that's probably what was the end of the Mayans.

01:42:00.000 100%.

01:42:01.000 Because we know for a fact that European diseases, when they came to North America, wiped out the Native American population.

01:42:10.000 People talk about Native American genocide.

01:42:12.000 It is absolutely true that genocide was committed on Native Americans.

01:42:15.000 That's 100% true.

01:42:17.000 But what's also true is that 90% of them were wiped out by disease.

01:42:22.000 And it wasn't like...

01:42:23.000 People have this idea that it was like smallpox in blankets.

01:42:26.000 That's not what killed them.

01:42:27.000 What killed them was just...

01:42:28.000 They had no immunity to all the diseases the Europeans came over here with. 1.00

01:42:32.000 And it killed 90% of the Indians that lived here.

01:42:36.000 So you've got to imagine the people that lived in Mexico, the Mayans, had probably the same immune system.

01:42:44.000 The same type of vulnerability.

01:42:46.000 And it probably killed all those people.

01:42:48.000 Yeah, you hear in a lot of the tribes like Papua New Guinea and a lot of these different tribes that die off because the Westerners, the Americans, they're coming in and fucking bringing the plague, bringing the fucking plaga. 1.00

01:43:00.000 Yep, exactly.

01:43:02.000 Straight up, killing them just off of being around them.

01:43:05.000 Yeah, 100%.

01:43:06.000 They've left amongst themselves forever, right?

01:43:08.000 Yes.

01:43:10.000 Away from everybody else and they were fine.

01:43:12.000 And there's always been this wonder, it's always been a puzzle and a mystery.

01:43:17.000 What killed off the Mayas? 0.79

01:43:19.000 Because they're not there anymore.

01:43:20.000 They disappeared.

01:43:21.000 And if you go down to Mexico, if you go to Chichen Itza, you will see some people that are descendants of the Mayans.

01:43:28.000 And you can tell they're small people and they look like when the images and the hieroglyphs of the Mayans drew of them, they look very similar to them.

01:43:35.000 But there's something that happened, and they don't know what it is.

01:43:40.000 There's a lot of speculation, but I am willing to gamble that it was probably disease brought in by the Europeans.

01:43:45.000 When I was listening to this book and they were talking about these, they were there.

01:43:50.000 These Europeans gave this description, these people, with golden headdresses, and they were adorned with gold, and they had these incredible structures made out of stone.

01:44:00.000 So clearly, they saw these people when they were there in their prime.

01:44:04.000 And I guarantee you these motherfuckers brought the diseases. 1.00

01:44:08.000 Haters.

01:44:09.000 Fucking haters.

01:44:10.000 That's what it comes down to, those cocksucker motherfuckers, man. 1.00

01:44:13.000 Well, they probably didn't even know what diseases were.

01:44:16.000 They didn't know they were carrying diseases.

01:44:18.000 You got water?

01:44:19.000 Yeah, that's all water, brother.

01:44:20.000 Take some.

01:44:21.000 I'm good.

01:44:22.000 You sure?

01:44:22.000 Mm-hmm.

01:44:23.000 I always like to pour first for you.

01:44:25.000 All right.

01:44:26.000 I'm good, though.

01:44:27.000 Thank you, though.

01:44:27.000 I appreciate that.

01:44:28.000 Of course.

01:44:29.000 Hospitality.

01:44:29.000 That's the chef in you.

01:44:30.000 Come on, man.

01:44:31.000 I'll never let you pour your own drink.

01:44:32.000 Have you ever thought about opening a restaurant?

01:44:35.000 Yeah, but it would be...

01:44:37.000 I don't want to fucking do like some corny ass shit.

01:44:39.000 I want to do something that's like...

01:44:42.000 I don't know.

01:44:42.000 I can't really explain how I feel inside.

01:44:45.000 It has to be artistic.

01:44:46.000 Yes.

01:44:47.000 Yeah.

01:44:47.000 It has to be different.

01:44:49.000 It has to be probably just me cooking there whenever I want.

01:44:53.000 There's no menu.

01:44:54.000 It's just what I give you.

01:44:55.000 Yeah.

01:44:56.000 There's no set anything.

01:44:57.000 Right.

01:44:58.000 You might fucking, who knows?

01:45:00.000 Right.

01:45:01.000 You might see fucking Reggie Miller in there.

01:45:03.000 You know what I mean?

01:45:04.000 You never know.

01:45:05.000 There's something about that, right?

01:45:06.000 About a chef just cooking you whatever they want to.

01:45:10.000 It's exciting.

01:45:11.000 Yeah.

01:45:12.000 I love when that happens to me.

01:45:14.000 That's like, man, that's like a blessing.

01:45:19.000 Yes.

01:45:20.000 It's like you're getting this rare pair of sneakers or this rare fucking thing.

01:45:24.000 You know what I mean?

01:45:25.000 Like this object, this rare sculpture.

01:45:29.000 Well, there's a real connection, right?

01:45:30.000 There's like a real connection between you and the chef when that happens.

01:45:33.000 We ate at Red Ash recently.

01:45:35.000 This is a great Italian place that's in town.

01:45:37.000 We got all the comics together.

01:45:39.000 Tim Dillon was there, and Fahim Anwar, and Tony Hinchcliffe.

01:45:43.000 All these guys got together.

01:45:44.000 Lex Friedman.

01:45:45.000 We all sat down at this big table, and the waiter came over, and we're talking about ordering.

01:45:49.000 And then the waiter said, do you want me to just have the chef just start bringing shit out?

01:45:53.000 I go, fuck yeah.

01:45:54.000 Just whatever, man.

01:45:56.000 Let's just...

01:45:57.000 We'll just step back.

01:45:58.000 Just tell him.

01:45:59.000 Just make us some delicious food.

01:46:00.000 I love that.

01:46:01.000 They brought her all these steaks and these pasta dishes and squid ink pasta with scallops and clams and mussels and shrimp.

01:46:10.000 Like, yes!

01:46:11.000 Like motherfuckers were ready for that, right? 0.95

01:46:13.000 Keep it coming!

01:46:15.000 Keep it coming!

01:46:16.000 Some delicious ravioli.

01:46:18.000 That's why I can't ever go full carnivore.

01:46:21.000 I always cheat.

01:46:21.000 I love a fucking ravioli, man.

01:46:24.000 I love it.

01:46:24.000 I love stuffed pasta.

01:46:25.000 I love pasta, period.

01:46:27.000 That's been one of the hardest things to not eat every single day of my life, you know?

01:46:32.000 But if you could just limit it to occasionally, you're okay.

01:46:34.000 No, I do.

01:46:34.000 I have, and that's what's helped me.

01:46:36.000 Yes.

01:46:36.000 A lot.

01:46:37.000 Yes.

01:46:38.000 That's the key.

01:46:38.000 And also try, you know, to fuck myself with different soba noodles and shit like that.

01:46:44.000 Different healthy versions of that.

01:46:47.000 Yeah.

01:46:47.000 Or healthy...

01:46:48.000 Healthier.

01:46:49.000 Yo, what is even...

01:46:50.000 It's not even healthy.

01:46:51.000 That pasta's fucking good for you.

01:46:52.000 Fuck that.

01:46:54.000 Well, it's good for your soul.

01:46:56.000 There's something about a delicious meal like that.

01:46:58.000 And there's something to say for that.

01:46:59.000 Yeah.

01:46:59.000 Glass of wine, delicious pasta meal.

01:47:01.000 It makes you feel better about yourself.

01:47:03.000 But then, like, an hour later, I'm always like, oh...

01:47:07.000 God, this brick in my stomach, this glue, this paste that's working its way through my intestines.

01:47:12.000 You just gotta fucking hit the tread.

01:47:14.000 You just gotta hit the treadmill for a little bit and just walk it off.

01:47:17.000 But my body's like, hey, fuckface, that's not real food.

01:47:20.000 Like, what you eating?

01:47:21.000 What you eating?

01:47:22.000 You can't just have pasta as a meal.

01:47:24.000 You have to have meat.

01:47:25.000 You should.

01:47:26.000 Yeah.

01:47:27.000 But when I eat healthy, if I eat like just either fish or steak or wild game and vegetables, I just feel way better.

01:47:36.000 I just feel way better.

01:47:38.000 Whenever I eat like that, if I eat like a nice salad, some fresh vegetables and a thick steak, a nice piece of elk with some like maybe some asparagus or something, I just feel...

01:47:49.000 I don't feel like I did anything wrong.

01:47:51.000 Nothing feels off.

01:47:52.000 Well, I've been trying to dial it in with the food and for me...

01:47:56.000 I've been doing all kinds of different shit, you know, where I was just doing vegetarian, just drinking juices for a little bit.

01:48:04.000 That's how this happened.

01:48:05.000 I took all this shit off by fucking with myself.

01:48:08.000 I was a science experiment with food with myself.

01:48:11.000 Do you remember day one?

01:48:12.000 Yeah.

01:48:13.000 What was day one?

01:48:13.000 Day one was looking at that fucking, that scale and seeing it, and right then I had a green juice.

01:48:22.000 Celery, kale, apple, lemon, ginger.

01:48:26.000 And that was my dinner.

01:48:29.000 And then you said, okay, I'm moving.

01:48:30.000 And then the next day, I walked.

01:48:31.000 I walked around the track like twice and my fucking lower back was hurting me like a fat piece of garbage.

01:48:38.000 Straight up my hips were hurting me.

01:48:40.000 I took the dog for a walk.

01:48:42.000 I was fucking like, yo, I can't do two laps.

01:48:44.000 I'm like, that's a number today.

01:48:46.000 That was the start.

01:48:48.000 What if I put 180 pounds on my back?

01:48:51.000 Oh, gosh.

01:48:52.000 Look at if I put Jamie.

01:48:53.000 If I put Jamie in a fireman's carry and walked around a track, that is literally what you were doing.

01:48:58.000 Yeah, man.

01:48:59.000 I've tried to lift.

01:49:01.000 Every time I do certain movements, I put the 130 on my 135 on my back.

01:49:07.000 And just walk with it.

01:49:08.000 Imagine.

01:49:09.000 I walk over the fucking bridge with the 100 pound medicine ball.

01:49:14.000 Williamsburg Bridge.

01:49:16.000 Just to make sure that's what I was fucking carrying around.

01:49:19.000 And see how hard this is?

01:49:20.000 It's ridiculous.

01:49:21.000 Dude, I have a weight vest that I put on.

01:49:23.000 It's only like 25 pounds.

01:49:24.000 And I do exercise.

01:49:25.000 I have another one that's 40. But even just the 25 pound one.

01:49:29.000 It's unbelievable.

01:49:29.000 When I do push-ups, It's really hard.

01:49:31.000 It is.

01:49:31.000 Chin-ups are really fucking hard.

01:49:33.000 I'm like, wow, imagine.

01:49:34.000 This is only 25 pounds.

01:49:36.000 Like, if someone says, I'm 25 pounds overweight, you're like, ah, you could lose that.

01:49:39.000 No big deal.

01:49:41.000 It's just great.

01:49:42.000 I love it.

01:49:43.000 I love when people lose weight, man.

01:49:45.000 I love when people get healthy.

01:49:46.000 My fucking mind is actually fucked.

01:49:47.000 I can't even believe that I had that much to fucking lose.

01:49:50.000 It's not even real, to be honest with you.

01:49:52.000 It's crazy.

01:49:53.000 It's amazing.

01:49:53.000 It kind of feels weird.

01:49:55.000 Well, we're going to talk a year from now when you look like Camille Nanjiani.

01:49:59.000 I'm going to be fucking etched.

01:50:01.000 Bro, he inspired me.

01:50:03.000 I gotta have a call with him.

01:50:04.000 He looks good.

01:50:05.000 I gotta talk to his chemist.

01:50:06.000 He's not gonna be honest with you.

01:50:08.000 No, he won't be right, right?

01:50:09.000 I don't think so.

01:50:10.000 I mean, I don't think he's being honest.

01:50:11.000 Well, I wouldn't say honest.

01:50:13.000 I just don't think he's being public with it.

01:50:15.000 I bet people who know him know.

01:50:17.000 He's a good guy.

01:50:18.000 He's not a bad person.

01:50:19.000 He's just a guy that...

01:50:21.000 But that's shocking.

01:50:22.000 I fuck with that.

01:50:23.000 I like it.

01:50:23.000 He became something that he didn't used to be before, and apparently he gets hated on a lot because of it.

01:50:28.000 For no reason.

01:50:29.000 It's not necessary.

01:50:30.000 It's because he looks hot.

01:50:33.000 I think he needs to work on those legs though.

01:50:35.000 Legs is a problem.

01:50:36.000 Yeah, I don't understand.

01:50:37.000 Like how much time are you missing?

01:50:38.000 But have you, I mean, listen, I've seen like, I don't know where he's from, but I've seen that dude Jinder Mahal from fucking WWE. I don't know who that is.

01:50:48.000 He's a fucking, I think he's from Bombay.

01:50:51.000 Yeah.

01:50:51.000 And he has very small legs also.

01:50:53.000 I don't know if it's a thing.

01:50:54.000 Well, look at Jon Jones, one of the greatest fighters of all time.

01:50:58.000 He's got calves that look like my forearms.

01:51:00.000 But you see his brothers?

01:51:01.000 Oh my god, super athletes.

01:51:02.000 But I've never seen their calves.

01:51:04.000 I think he's the only one with those calves.

01:51:06.000 And he's...

01:51:08.000 Those calves are getting bigger, though.

01:51:10.000 He's up to 250 now.

01:51:12.000 I fucking...

01:51:12.000 I see pictures of him yanking that fucking weight around.

01:51:15.000 He looks a fucking animal.

01:51:16.000 He's dedicated.

01:51:17.000 You know, John is not to be fucked with, and John's gonna move up to that heavyweight division, and he's gonna be prepared.

01:51:22.000 He's gonna be a real heavyweight.

01:51:23.000 Are they gonna give him someone first, or is he gonna get the title shot right away?

01:51:27.000 It 100% depends.

01:51:28.000 Is it gonna be a buildup?

01:51:29.000 It has to be a buildup, right, no?

01:51:30.000 It 100% depends.

01:51:31.000 No, it doesn't have to be a buildup.

01:51:32.000 The move is...

01:51:33.000 Super fight right now.

01:51:34.000 Right now.

01:51:35.000 That's the move.

01:51:36.000 That's the big money move.

01:51:37.000 Because first of all, Francis Ngannou is poised to be the biggest thing in sports.

01:51:42.000 Not just in MMA, in all of sports.

01:51:44.000 Because he's a real life superhero story.

01:51:47.000 That guy was working in a sand mine.

01:51:50.000 A sand mine in Cameroon when he was 11 years old.

01:51:53.000 He was a little kid, and he was digging sand out.

01:51:56.000 Do you know what kind of muscles you develop doing that?

01:51:59.000 Plus, he's a genetic specimen.

01:52:01.000 A hyper-elite genetic specimen.

01:52:05.000 Highly intellectual.

01:52:07.000 And the hardship he went through.

01:52:08.000 You know, the guy speaks three languages.

01:52:10.000 It's unreal.

01:52:11.000 And the hardship he went through describing...

01:52:14.000 On my podcast, I don't know if you heard it, but he was...

01:52:16.000 I did.

01:52:16.000 When he was talking about the harrowing journey of getting out of Africa and getting into Europe, it took 14 months, and then multiple times, more than seven times, they arrested him and sent him back to the fucking desert.

01:52:29.000 So he's in the middle of the fucking Sahara Desert, where you could easily die, and he managed to get back again to Morocco and try it again, and they sent him back again.

01:52:37.000 They sent him back seven times.

01:52:39.000 Dude, he's something special.

01:52:42.000 And then you have the fact that he had one fight with Stipe and it didn't work out well.

01:52:48.000 He gassed out.

01:52:49.000 He thought he was just going to blow him out of the water.

01:52:50.000 But Stipe had a great game plan, figured him out.

01:52:54.000 Stipe's chin was unbelievable.

01:52:55.000 Amazing.

01:52:56.000 A bunch of those shots would have dropped any other man. 0.99

01:52:58.000 Most men.

01:52:59.000 Like Francis hit him with some shit.

01:53:01.000 Some big shit.

01:53:01.000 Yeah, hit him with some shit.

01:53:04.000 But he was really young in the game.

01:53:07.000 Francis was very green.

01:53:09.000 He'd only been doing MMA training for like six years.

01:53:12.000 Yeah, he was just trying to fucking pounce them.

01:53:14.000 Yeah, he just was trying to throw haymakers.

01:53:16.000 But then he got to where he is now, where he's like...

01:53:21.000 He's calm and technical and precise.

01:53:25.000 That team that he's got now, that team at Extreme Couture.

01:53:28.000 Kamaru also in the corner, right?

01:53:30.000 Yes, that was huge.

01:53:32.000 Tell him to calm down.

01:53:33.000 Stay calm.

01:53:34.000 Stay calm.

01:53:35.000 I love Usman.

01:53:37.000 I love Usman, too.

01:53:37.000 I think he's a fucking great fighter, man.

01:53:39.000 A lot of people hate on him, yeah.

01:53:41.000 I love Masvidal also.

01:53:43.000 But yeah, they hate on him because he's great, bro.

01:53:45.000 Yeah, that's why they hate on him.

01:53:46.000 They hate on him because he's special.

01:53:47.000 I love a lot of fighters, man.

01:53:48.000 I love it all.

01:53:49.000 I love it all, too.

01:53:51.000 Really, I'm just a genuine fan.

01:53:53.000 That is the main sport that I follow at this point in my life.

01:53:57.000 For the past five years, I'd say.

01:53:59.000 You coming to Florida this weekend or what?

01:54:00.000 I'm going to fucking try my hardest, man.

01:54:02.000 I'm going to try my hardest.

01:54:04.000 I have to talk to my boss.

01:54:07.000 Oh, yeah, I get it.

01:54:08.000 I get it.

01:54:09.000 Well, if you want to bring her, too.

01:54:10.000 Nah, she won't come.

01:54:11.000 No?

01:54:12.000 Nah.

01:54:12.000 It's going to be a full arena too.

01:54:14.000 I know.

01:54:14.000 That's crazy.

01:54:15.000 They've never done that in a year.

01:54:17.000 They haven't done that since last March.

01:54:19.000 So it's going to be a year and a month since there's been a full arena.

01:54:23.000 And of course it's in Florida because Florida is out of fucks.

01:54:26.000 They gave all the fucks away last May.

01:54:29.000 In Jacksonville.

01:54:30.000 You know, like, honestly, I don't know, man.

01:54:32.000 What the fuck am I going to do there?

01:54:34.000 What are you going to do?

01:54:35.000 You're going to watch the fights.

01:54:35.000 After that, what am I going to do?

01:54:37.000 Just get out of here. 0.96

01:54:39.000 Get to the airport.

01:54:40.000 I have to fly into the arena and just fucking drop me at the seat.

01:54:43.000 Do you remember that time that dude, that fan man, he had like a parachute and a fan dropped in on Holyfield versus, was it Holyfield Bow?

01:54:51.000 Yeah, bro.

01:54:52.000 Was it Riddick Bow in Holyfield?

01:54:53.000 I think it was Bow, right into the fucking ring.

01:54:55.000 That was crazy.

01:54:56.000 That's crazy that it happened, right?

01:54:58.000 Yeah, it was crazy because it was outdoors.

01:55:00.000 I think they did it outside at Caesars Palace in Vegas.

01:55:04.000 Yes, yes, yes.

01:55:04.000 Remember they used to have a lot of those fights outdoors?

01:55:06.000 My favorite.

01:55:06.000 Yeah, those are great.

01:55:07.000 I love those outdoor fights.

01:55:08.000 Those outdoor fights were wild because sometimes it was hot as fuck out there, too.

01:55:12.000 A lot of Julio Cesar Chavez fights out there.

01:55:15.000 Yeah, man.

01:55:16.000 Do you know Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. is fighting Anderson Silva?

01:55:19.000 I saw that.

01:55:20.000 Isn't that crazy?

01:55:20.000 I did see that.

01:55:22.000 I don't know.

01:55:23.000 I mean Anderson Silva is definitely good with his hands, but his jaw is gone.

01:55:28.000 His jaw is gone.

01:55:29.000 You tap that shit and he's fucking going down.

01:55:32.000 He's the most elite dude, but it's done.

01:55:36.000 He was.

01:55:38.000 Time wins. 0.61

01:55:40.000 Exactly.

01:55:40.000 In this sport...

01:55:43.000 Your jaw doesn't last.

01:55:44.000 No.

01:55:45.000 And once you look old, you look old.

01:55:47.000 There's no going back.

01:55:48.000 You can't come back from those knockouts.

01:55:50.000 Just can't.

01:55:51.000 No, once you start getting cracked.

01:55:52.000 Right?

01:55:53.000 Has there been anybody?

01:55:55.000 No, not really.

01:55:56.000 It happened to Chuck Liddell.

01:55:58.000 He fucking looks bad.

01:56:00.000 Yeah.

01:56:00.000 When those guys, when their ability to take a punch goes away, it's...

01:56:05.000 There's not much they can do because the sport kind of requires you to eventually get hit.

01:56:10.000 Like I was watching some Shogun highlight today that they fucking put up and it was Shogun knocking Liddell out.

01:56:15.000 Looked bad after that.

01:56:17.000 Well, he got knocked out by Rampage.

01:56:19.000 Yeah, that was bad too.

01:56:20.000 He got knocked out by Rashad.

01:56:22.000 Rashad knocked him out with one punch.

01:56:24.000 He got knocked out by a lot of people and he got knocked out by Rich Franklin.

01:56:28.000 After a while, man, the body- Just a lot of KOs.

01:56:31.000 But in his day, man, Chuck Liddell was the- Fiercest motherfucker ever because he would he didn't give a shit if you punched him He didn't he literally didn't give a fuck.

01:56:40.000 He waded through the fire just to get to you He has such confidence in his chin and his power that he just waded through bombs just to get to you just to touch that chin And once he got guys he'd be like what the fuck?

01:56:53.000 He had ultimate confidence in his ability to destroy people and the way he did it was so ferocious He made the sport.

01:57:02.000 100%.

01:57:03.000 I was just going to say he's like the logo almost.

01:57:05.000 He's the logo of this.

01:57:07.000 When he rose to the top in the early 2000s, when he was the fucking Iceman, that was just when everybody was starting to tune into the sport.

01:57:16.000 That was just when Forrest Griffin and Stefan Bonner had that crazy main event on the Ultimate Fighter.

01:57:22.000 I was watching that in the kitchen when I was working in Forrest Hills, Queens in the fucking kitchen on Spike on a TV this small.

01:57:29.000 Wow.

01:57:30.000 I watched that whole shit.

01:57:31.000 That made the sport.

01:57:33.000 I really did.

01:57:34.000 That fight made the sport, and then Chuck Liddell really made the sport because those guys were good, but with Chuck Liddell, those guys fought a crazy battle, and it was basically a draw.

01:57:43.000 It was basically a draw.

01:57:44.000 I mean, one guy won it, but let's be honest, it was basically a draw.

01:57:47.000 And they gave contracts to both guys because of that.

01:57:50.000 But Chuck was murking motherfuckers.

01:57:53.000 Just murking people.

01:57:55.000 And good guys too.

01:57:56.000 Guys like Babalu, Tito Ortiz.

01:57:59.000 It didn't matter who the fuck you were.

01:58:00.000 In that era, when Chuck was in his prime, he was just a destroyer.

01:58:05.000 But that doesn't last.

01:58:07.000 You can only be that guy.

01:58:08.000 Anderson was that guy for many years.

01:58:10.000 But you can only be that guy for a certain number of years and then the wheels fall off.

01:58:15.000 And that's just the sport.

01:58:16.000 That's the game they play.

01:58:17.000 It's a crazy game.

01:58:19.000 And everyone that steps into the cage is a fucking man. 0.72

01:58:24.000 You know, they're animals.

01:58:25.000 Or a woman. 0.78

01:58:26.000 You know what I mean.

01:58:28.000 That woman who's fighting this weekend, Zhang Weili. 0.95

01:58:30.000 Bro, I was just going to say it.

01:58:31.000 I love Zhang Weili.

01:58:33.000 That fight with Joanna was unfucked.

01:58:36.000 That's like one of the best.

01:58:38.000 I watched it today.

01:58:39.000 One of the best fights of all time.

01:58:40.000 Joanna had a football growing out of her forehead.

01:58:43.000 Rahman shit.

01:58:44.000 It was crazier than Haseem Rahman.

01:58:47.000 It was crazier than him.

01:58:48.000 Because it's on a girl. 0.74

01:58:49.000 It's crazier to see a little girl like Ioana.

01:58:52.000 Yo, that's nuts.

01:58:54.000 Yeah.

01:58:54.000 That fight was nuts.

01:58:55.000 It could have gone either way, too.

01:58:57.000 Oh, yeah.

01:58:58.000 It really could have.

01:58:58.000 Yeah, it could have gone either way.

01:59:00.000 That easily could have gone to Ioana.

01:59:01.000 I've come to that conclusion.

01:59:02.000 I like both of them.

01:59:04.000 I watched it again two days ago.

01:59:06.000 Yeah, it was amazing.

01:59:07.000 Tremendous.

01:59:08.000 Yeah.

01:59:08.000 I watched fights like that in the gym.

01:59:09.000 Just crazy wars.

01:59:10.000 When I'm feeling tired, just watch that show.

01:59:13.000 Like, for cardio, there's nothing better.

01:59:14.000 That and the John Wick scene where he kills everybody in the bathhouse.

01:59:19.000 You see how fucking John Wick passed me.

01:59:22.000 I'm not like a John Wick guy.

01:59:24.000 I gotta see these things.

01:59:25.000 Is it good?

01:59:26.000 Oh my god.

01:59:27.000 You wanna get pumped up?

01:59:29.000 I miss the Bourne Identity shit.

01:59:32.000 Bourne Identity is great.

01:59:33.000 I miss Wick.

01:59:34.000 Borandini's great.

01:59:35.000 What did I like?

01:59:35.000 John Wick is the next, next level.

01:59:38.000 The John Wick...

01:59:39.000 Blade.

01:59:40.000 Blade's great.

01:59:41.000 Yeah, I fuck with Blade 1. Blade 1, yeah.

01:59:43.000 Blade 2 and 3, they get a little sloppy.

01:59:46.000 But Blade 1 is the shit.

01:59:48.000 Wesley Snipes was awesome.

01:59:50.000 Smart guy.

01:59:51.000 I don't know why they never brought him back as Blade.

01:59:53.000 When Marvel Comics are doing all these different movies, right?

01:59:57.000 They're doing Doctor Strange.

01:59:59.000 I put it on Twitter.

02:00:01.000 I put it on Twitter a while back that they need to have Wesley Snipes come back as Blade.

02:00:06.000 Are you kidding me?

02:00:06.000 It's like a fucking layup, in my opinion.

02:00:09.000 In my opinion, that's a layup.

02:00:10.000 Just give him a chance to get into, I don't know what kind of shape he's in right now, but just give him a chance to get jacked again.

02:00:15.000 Come on.

02:00:16.000 Get him on that Kamali Nanjiani shit.

02:00:17.000 Shit.

02:00:18.000 We know a guy.

02:00:20.000 Let's go!

02:00:20.000 Did you see the Coming to America shit?

02:00:22.000 The second one?

02:00:24.000 I did see it.

02:00:25.000 I heard it wasn't as good as the first one.

02:00:27.000 Wasn't happy.

02:00:28.000 No, I didn't see it.

02:00:30.000 The barbershop scenes were funny.

02:00:32.000 Yeah, well, listen.

02:00:33.000 Those are always good.

02:00:33.000 Eddie Murphy's still Eddie Murphy.

02:00:35.000 He's tremendous.

02:00:35.000 And Arsenio Hall's still Arsenio Hall.

02:00:37.000 Arsenio killed it.

02:00:38.000 He's a funny guy, man.

02:00:39.000 But...

02:00:40.000 I love Arsenio.

02:00:41.000 But Blade, they could bring back Blade.

02:00:43.000 They need to bring back Blade.

02:00:45.000 Just give him another chance, folks.

02:00:46.000 Come on, Hollywood.

02:00:47.000 I think it would be a smash.

02:00:48.000 Yes.

02:00:49.000 In this climate?

02:00:50.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:00:51.000 Bring him to 2021. Like, all the movies...

02:00:55.000 Like, they literally drop movies in your house.

02:00:57.000 What was somebody else playing?

02:00:58.000 Ah, come on! 0.96

02:01:00.000 Movies get dropped right to the house.

02:01:02.000 That would fucking be massive.

02:01:04.000 You just fucking buy Blade right there.

02:01:06.000 Wait a minute.

02:01:06.000 I'll give you a suggestion.

02:01:08.000 Other than Wesley Snipes, I think it should be Wesley Snipes.

02:01:11.000 That's choice number one.

02:01:13.000 Michael Jai White.

02:01:14.000 Okay.

02:01:15.000 Michael Jaiwai can pull out Blade.

02:01:17.000 He's good at karate, right?

02:01:18.000 He's fucking real good.

02:01:20.000 Real legit.

02:01:21.000 What is this?

02:01:22.000 I forgot.

02:01:24.000 Mahashara Ali.

02:01:25.000 Yeah.

02:01:26.000 What does it say?

02:01:27.000 Kevin Feige?

02:01:28.000 Is that what you're saying?

02:01:29.000 Present.

02:01:29.000 Kevin Feige.

02:01:30.000 Announce that.

02:01:30.000 What does it say?

02:01:31.000 I don't know.

02:01:31.000 It's blocked by an ad thing, man.

02:01:33.000 Oh, these motherfuckers. 1.00

02:01:34.000 Yeah, he's amazing.

02:01:36.000 Announced that Blade, who's been- This is okay.

02:01:37.000 I'm okay with this.

02:01:38.000 He's amazing, this dude.

02:01:41.000 Would be rebooted.

02:01:42.000 Oh, shit.

02:01:43.000 When is this?

02:01:44.000 He looks like a young Wesley right here.

02:01:46.000 They haven't announced a date for a movie, but- Can you give me another picture of Kevin?

02:01:50.000 That looks like a young Nino Brown right there.

02:01:52.000 What was he in?

02:01:54.000 A lot of things.

02:01:55.000 He won, like, Oscar recently.

02:01:57.000 Oh, I know that, dude.

02:01:58.000 He's fucking great.

02:02:00.000 Exactly.

02:02:00.000 I'm fine with that.

02:02:02.000 If they don't have Wesley now...

02:02:04.000 Oh, fuck yeah.

02:02:06.000 He's gonna be played?

02:02:07.000 That's gonna be sick.

02:02:09.000 Oh, okay.

02:02:10.000 Alright, I'm in.

02:02:12.000 Either way, I think you should have gave Wesley a job.

02:02:14.000 Wesley should be in it as the father figure or something.

02:02:18.000 Blade doesn't age, right?

02:02:20.000 Isn't that the whole thing?

02:02:21.000 Because he's a daywalker, he's like part vampire.

02:02:24.000 Other people get old, he doesn't get old.

02:02:26.000 Isn't that part of the deal?

02:02:27.000 They keep pumping him up with that vampire blood?

02:02:29.000 Bro, I didn't even know it was a Marvel movie.

02:02:30.000 I just knew it was Wesley Snipes and that shit and I had to see it.

02:02:33.000 I was a fan of the comic book back when I was a kid.

02:02:36.000 It was one of my favorite comic books.

02:02:37.000 I didn't even know.

02:02:38.000 In the comic book, he had knives that were made out of teak.

02:02:41.000 They were made out of wood.

02:02:42.000 He would stab these fucking vampires with wood knives.

02:02:48.000 That fucking movie was great, though, man.

02:02:50.000 That opening scene, that's one of the greatest opening scenes of any fucking movie ever.

02:02:55.000 When Tracy Lords picks up that dorky surfer kid, that dorky California kid, he's like, uh, cool.

02:03:01.000 And she takes him to this fucking vampire bloodbath. 1.00

02:03:04.000 Mm-hmm.

02:03:19.000 What is this movie?!

02:03:31.000 And then they're all freaking out because then Blade shows up.

02:03:34.000 They're like, oh shit, it's the Daywalker.

02:03:36.000 Bro, that's one of the greatest opening scenes of any movie ever.

02:03:40.000 And Wesley Snipes was perfect in that role.

02:03:43.000 Perfect.

02:03:43.000 Did you ever see Belly?

02:03:45.000 I did see Belly, yeah.

02:03:46.000 That's a good opening scene in Belly too.

02:03:47.000 That's a good opening scene too.

02:03:50.000 It's not fucking with that one, no.

02:03:53.000 They made Blade after Wesley Snipes tried to get a Black Panther film made in the 90s.

02:04:00.000 Did not get that off the ground.

02:04:01.000 They're talking about recasting that.

02:04:03.000 Some people say that you should never recast it.

02:04:06.000 And some people say that you should recast it.

02:04:09.000 Like, I don't know why they wouldn't recast it.

02:04:12.000 I don't think it's...

02:04:13.000 I don't think you should just let that role die.

02:04:15.000 Because that movie was a good movie.

02:04:18.000 Like, Black Panther was a fun comic book movie.

02:04:21.000 And for black people, it was the first movie where you had a black superstar, a black superhero, all black cast, in a black universe.

02:04:32.000 Like, literally a whole universe.

02:04:34.000 And...

02:04:35.000 I know that Chadwick died and everybody's out of homage to him, they don't want, out of respect to him, they don't want it to be recast, but I think you wait some time and then you reboot it and you find someone who's going to do it justice.

02:04:51.000 That's what I think.

02:04:52.000 Yeah.

02:04:53.000 I think it's a great movie, man.

02:04:54.000 It's a great premise.

02:04:55.000 It was a fun movie.

02:04:57.000 Yeah, of course it was.

02:04:58.000 It was beautiful.

02:04:59.000 They've rebooted Spider-Man like a hundred times.

02:05:01.000 Well, I was going to say, I never thought that there should be another Batman than Michael Keaton.

02:05:06.000 And then fucking, here we go, fucking Christian Bale.

02:05:10.000 I end up liking him a lot.

02:05:11.000 How about the Hulk?

02:05:12.000 How many Hulks have they had? 0.94

02:05:13.000 I only thought there was one.

02:05:15.000 I only thought Ferrigno.

02:05:17.000 I only thought who was it.

02:05:18.000 I didn't know there was more than one Hulk.

02:05:20.000 Well, they had Edward Norton.

02:05:21.000 Before that, they had Eric Bana, right?

02:05:24.000 Oh, yeah, that's right.

02:05:25.000 Was he the first one?

02:05:26.000 Was Eric Bana the first one?

02:05:27.000 Nah, I think it was Lou Ferrigno.

02:05:29.000 Oh, yeah, for TV, yeah.

02:05:31.000 Lou Ferrigno was the first one for TV. That's the only one I know.

02:05:35.000 But when the Hulk went to CGI, the first guy I think was...

02:05:39.000 Why didn't they give him the call?

02:05:41.000 Why didn't they give Lou the call?

02:05:43.000 I want to know that.

02:05:44.000 Because Lou was the Hulk.

02:05:46.000 He was never Bruce Banner.

02:05:48.000 Oh, he couldn't be the normal guy.

02:05:50.000 Right, he wasn't the normal guy.

02:05:51.000 Gotcha.

02:05:51.000 Yeah, the normal guy was not jacked.

02:05:53.000 Now I understand.

02:05:53.000 Lou is like...

02:05:54.000 Imagine Lou...

02:05:55.000 He's still jacked!

02:05:56.000 You just took the green off of him and he was just the normal guy.

02:05:59.000 Dude, I met Lou in the early 2000s.

02:06:02.000 He was still ripped.

02:06:03.000 Of course he's ripped.

02:06:04.000 He's a big fella.

02:06:05.000 He's ripped forever.

02:06:05.000 So that was like, when I met him, it was almost 20 years ago, and he was still jacked.

02:06:09.000 What does Lou Ferrigno look like today?

02:06:12.000 I bet he's still jacked.

02:06:14.000 He probably doesn't have the mass, but he's still ripped.

02:06:17.000 Probably not close, but probably still massive.

02:06:22.000 You're saying massive?

02:06:24.000 Massive, yeah.

02:06:24.000 Well, he's always going to be big.

02:06:25.000 He's fucking like 6'5", right?

02:06:27.000 Yeah, but he's...

02:06:28.000 I think he's still jacked.

02:06:30.000 Yeah, he definitely was stacked up.

02:06:31.000 Yeah.

02:06:32.000 No, that's not...

02:06:33.000 Does it show?

02:06:33.000 It's not him today, but this is the most recent photo on his Instagram.

02:06:37.000 Oh, come on! 0.99

02:06:38.000 That's not now.

02:06:39.000 What year is that?

02:06:40.000 Three hours ago, it says.

02:06:42.000 No.

02:06:42.000 That's 93. Oh, there he is, right there.

02:06:44.000 There's a picture in the middle.

02:06:45.000 Go to that video.

02:06:46.000 He looks like Jeff Garland.

02:06:48.000 What does it say?

02:06:50.000 He looks like Nick Saban and Jeff Garland mixed...

02:06:58.000 Imagine Lou Ferrigno plays his brother on Curb Your Enthusiasm.

02:07:00.000 Yo, that's incredible.

02:07:02.000 What is he saying here?

02:07:03.000 That's happy health day.

02:07:05.000 World health day.

02:07:06.000 What are you doing?

02:07:07.000 You're at the bottom.

02:07:09.000 He has some traps.

02:07:10.000 Let's see the traps.

02:07:11.000 It gives you a happy feeling about yourself and knowing that you're connected with yourself.

02:07:17.000 But if you're thinking about other people's problems, how bad you feel about yourself.

02:07:21.000 But the important thing about being happy, the most important thing is about taking action for yourself.

02:07:26.000 Only you can take action.

02:07:28.000 People can pat you on the back.

02:07:29.000 You can talk all day long.

02:07:31.000 How great you are, how great this negative environment is affecting you.

02:07:35.000 But the problem is, it's you.

02:07:37.000 Think about your health.

02:07:38.000 We're here for a short time.

02:07:40.000 I mean, money is secondary.

02:07:42.000 Monetary thing.

02:07:43.000 Everything is secondary.

02:07:44.000 But the important thing is to feel good about yourself.

02:07:46.000 Be happy.

02:07:47.000 Hey, hold on a second.

02:07:48.000 How old is he?

02:07:49.000 He looks pretty fucking good.

02:07:51.000 Man, that just touched me right there.

02:07:53.000 You see, I told you that shit.

02:07:54.000 It could be anybody at a moment, so fucking Lou Ferrigno just touched me.

02:07:58.000 I have to look inside myself again.

02:08:00.000 How old is he?

02:08:02.000 He's 69 years old.

02:08:04.000 Bro.

02:08:06.000 65315 from Brooklyn.

02:08:07.000 Woo! 0.99

02:08:08.000 Go back to his Instagram again, please.

02:08:11.000 That's amazing that he's 69 years old.

02:08:13.000 He looks that good.

02:08:14.000 See if you can get a video where it shows...

02:08:16.000 His face looks fucking tremendous, right?

02:08:19.000 Ageless.

02:08:20.000 That guy's 16 years older than me.

02:08:22.000 Now go down and let's see if there's some video of him.

02:08:27.000 Yeah, look at that right there. 0.96

02:08:28.000 Yeah, he's ripped.

02:08:29.000 Look at that picture in the right-hand corner.

02:08:31.000 Still has some jackage.

02:08:33.000 Look at that.

02:08:35.000 He got his COVID shot.

02:08:37.000 He's jacked.

02:08:42.000 Look at him.

02:08:43.000 Frick no fit.

02:08:45.000 Fucking get on the package.

02:08:46.000 Fucking two months will be good.

02:08:47.000 Oh look, he's got a sword.

02:08:48.000 What's that?

02:08:49.000 That's not him.

02:08:50.000 What is that?

02:08:51.000 Who the hell is that?

02:08:52.000 That's him.

02:08:53.000 Bro, that's him.

02:08:54.000 Oh shit, that is him.

02:08:56.000 What movie's that from?

02:08:57.000 Was that like Conan or something?

02:08:58.000 Was that a Conan movie where he fought Conan?

02:09:00.000 Or like, palled around with Conan or something?

02:09:02.000 Doesn't say.

02:09:03.000 God, I'm trying to remember.

02:09:05.000 I think that's from one of the Conan movies.

02:09:07.000 Imagine you replace Arnold Schwarzenegger's career with Lou Ferrigno.

02:09:12.000 Well, the thing about Lou is that he's deaf.

02:09:16.000 So he's got that, you can tell in his speech that he doesn't hear himself.

02:09:20.000 Like, he knows how to talk well, but you can tell there's something missing in the way.

02:09:25.000 Well, just the look.

02:09:26.000 He's just so Brooklyn. 0.51

02:09:30.000 Right, like Arnold Schwarzenegger from Austria.

02:09:33.000 Yeah.

02:09:33.000 Arnold Schwarzenegger, he has that look.

02:09:35.000 He just looks like he's...

02:09:35.000 Hard European.

02:09:36.000 Yeah, like he's...

02:09:37.000 There's no time period he could be from, right?

02:09:40.000 He keeps fucking Lufa Rigno. 1.00

02:09:43.000 Looks like he's from Brooklyn.

02:09:45.000 He does.

02:09:46.000 You can't fucking get away from it.

02:09:48.000 He just looks like a giant guy from Brooklyn.

02:09:49.000 Look at the size of him there.

02:09:50.000 I'm fucking losing my mind.

02:09:52.000 Camera trick, but still, it's so big.

02:09:53.000 Is that a camera trick?

02:09:55.000 It's just an angle, really.

02:09:57.000 He was at Hercules.

02:09:58.000 Yeah, but that trick wouldn't work on me.

02:10:00.000 Like, if you did that with me, it's not going to look that big.

02:10:03.000 No, he looks fucking enormous.

02:10:05.000 But, oh, that's not real.

02:10:07.000 That's not real.

02:10:10.000 Do you know who was the best Conan though?

02:10:13.000 It wasn't him.

02:10:14.000 It wasn't Arnold.

02:10:15.000 It was Jason Momoa.

02:10:16.000 Jason Momoa was the best.

02:10:17.000 He was good in it?

02:10:18.000 He was the best Conan.

02:10:20.000 It was the most realistic to the movie or to the books, the Robert E. Howard books, but the movie was dog shit.

02:10:27.000 Is he Samoan or Maori?

02:10:29.000 I do not know his ancestry.

02:10:32.000 I don't know.

02:10:33.000 I think he...

02:10:34.000 I thought he...

02:10:35.000 He's from New Zealand, right?

02:10:38.000 I think he's Hawaiian.

02:10:39.000 He's Hawaiian.

02:10:40.000 Yeah, I'm pretty sure he's Hawaiian.

02:10:43.000 Shit.

02:10:44.000 Yeah, but what is his family ancestry?

02:10:48.000 I wonder.

02:10:48.000 He has an interesting look to him.

02:10:51.000 He's handsome as fuck.

02:10:52.000 He's huge.

02:10:53.000 Gigantic.

02:10:53.000 Really friendly guy.

02:10:54.000 I met him at a Whole Foods.

02:10:55.000 He's like 7 foot, right?

02:10:57.000 His father's Hawaiian.

02:10:57.000 His father's German, Irish, Native American.

02:11:00.000 See if you can get Jason Momoa in Conan.

02:11:03.000 The movie sucked.

02:11:05.000 Unfortunately.

02:11:06.000 Because it started off great, and I was all in.

02:11:09.000 I was like, fuck yeah, because it was more realistic.

02:11:12.000 Because Conan, the original Conan, as painted by Frank Frazetta, and as written by Robert E. Howard.

02:11:19.000 See that on the left-hand side?

02:11:22.000 That was when he was Conan.

02:11:23.000 He was the best Conan ever.

02:11:25.000 The most realistic Conan.

02:11:28.000 Like right there.

02:11:28.000 Take that picture that you got your coaster over.

02:11:30.000 Look at that.

02:11:31.000 That's Conan, man.

02:11:32.000 That is the fucking Conan of Robert E. Howard, man.

02:11:35.000 It was amazing.

02:11:36.000 But the movie was dog shit.

02:11:38.000 Go to the one with him on the horse.

02:11:39.000 Look at that shit, son.

02:11:40.000 He looks good.

02:11:41.000 Come on.

02:11:42.000 That's Conan!

02:11:43.000 They need to redo it.

02:11:44.000 They need to have someone write a good script.

02:11:46.000 Get someone who can really fuck...

02:11:48.000 Get Quentin Tarantino to write a goddamn Conan movie.

02:11:50.000 I said it!

02:11:51.000 Let's go.

02:11:52.000 Let's go.

02:11:53.000 Quentin Tarantino, just give him a box of coke.

02:11:57.000 Like a laundry basket. 0.90

02:11:59.000 A big box.

02:12:00.000 Just one big box of it.

02:12:02.000 Send it to the house.

02:12:03.000 Just roll it in a box.

02:12:05.000 Open it.

02:12:06.000 Yeah, just open it.

02:12:08.000 Sniff. 0.99

02:12:08.000 This fucking vault of coke and just let's go to war. 0.99

02:12:12.000 Give him one of those great adventure dollars.

02:12:14.000 Yeah.

02:12:14.000 And then give him all the Robert E. Howard books and just go, please, just read this.

02:12:19.000 Robert E. Howard was a super depressed, crazy guy who was like, I think, I believe he lived with his mom.

02:12:26.000 And just imagine that he was this warrior.

02:12:29.000 Imagine he was this barbarian just fucking and slaying his way and usurping thrones and taking over and becoming a king and slaying every man in front of him. 1.00

02:12:39.000 And he just described this completely unrealistic physical specimen of a man who had no fear and just destroyed wizards and demons and just went to hell and back.

02:12:51.000 They're great books, man.

02:12:52.000 And then the guy killed himself.

02:12:53.000 The guy wrote these books and I think he killed himself in his 30s.

02:12:57.000 I think he was pretty young when he did himself in.

02:12:59.000 I think he just was like a guy who was a writer who was seeking escape through this fantasy that he had created.

02:13:09.000 This character, Conan the Barbarian, that to this day resonates.

02:13:13.000 That's what art is.

02:13:14.000 Yeah, man.

02:13:15.000 He died for the art.

02:13:17.000 He lived on through those thoughts and those words.

02:13:19.000 He died for the art.

02:13:20.000 He's a true artist.

02:13:21.000 Well, whatever it was that tortured him also inspired him.

02:13:26.000 You know, whatever pain that that guy went through that he was experiencing when he wrote those books.

02:13:31.000 I was in love with those books when I was a kid.

02:13:35.000 Because I kind of, I was just real depressed and lost and I didn't have any friends and we moved a lot when I was a kid.

02:13:42.000 And so I was always reading books and comic books.

02:13:45.000 I had to like lose myself in fantasy because my reality was not that fun.

02:13:50.000 And I remember those Conan books, man, they just resonated with me, man.

02:13:53.000 They were so good.

02:13:54.000 I read them all.

02:13:55.000 Cover to cover multiple times.

02:13:57.000 I have them to this day on my shelf, on my wall, looking at them.

02:14:00.000 I pick them up every now and then and just go over them.

02:14:02.000 Yeah, I have shit like that too.

02:14:04.000 Those books, man, to me, they meant everything.

02:14:07.000 So when Arnold Schwarzenegger became Conan for the movies, I was like, meh.

02:14:11.000 This ain't really Conan.

02:14:13.000 You weren't feeling it because you had such a fucking close connection to it that that wasn't the guy.

02:14:18.000 I was happy.

02:14:18.000 That wasn't the guy that they were fucking describing.

02:14:21.000 I was happy that they were doing it.

02:14:22.000 I didn't even like the comic books.

02:14:24.000 The comic books were a little wack too.

02:14:25.000 They were okay.

02:14:27.000 Some people drew him well.

02:14:28.000 Some people didn't.

02:14:30.000 But the books.

02:14:31.000 The books have yet to be recreated.

02:14:34.000 And I thought they were going to do it with Jason Momoa.

02:14:36.000 When I saw him as Conan, I was like, that's the guy.

02:14:38.000 Because it's perfect.

02:14:40.000 He's giant, but not...

02:14:41.000 He's not a bodybuilder.

02:14:43.000 He's a guy who swings a sword and kills people all the time.

02:14:45.000 You know?

02:14:46.000 And there's just...

02:14:49.000 That movie with Conan was great.

02:14:50.000 I was happy that they were making Arnold Schwarzenegger, who became a superstar.

02:14:55.000 He's this big, giant guy.

02:14:56.000 I was happy they were making a Conan movie.

02:14:58.000 But it wasn't the same as the books.

02:15:01.000 It was more...

02:15:05.000 I want to say cheesy, but it's kind of cheesy.

02:15:08.000 More like Poppy.

02:15:11.000 The books were dark.

02:15:12.000 You wanted to be raw.

02:15:13.000 He was splitting people's skull down to their teeth.

02:15:17.000 That's why I like the raw Batmans. 1.00

02:15:19.000 When it started getting fucking dark, it started getting really good.

02:15:23.000 Like the Christopher Nolan Batmans.

02:15:25.000 Fucking sick movies.

02:15:26.000 Christian Bale.

02:15:28.000 He's awesome at everything.

02:15:32.000 That guy, he's one of those dudes.

02:15:34.000 You know, there's a few of those guys out there.

02:15:35.000 Daniel Day.

02:15:36.000 Yep, Daniel Day.

02:15:37.000 Him and Daniel Day.

02:15:38.000 Right?

02:15:39.000 There's a few of those.

02:15:40.000 Gary, what the fuck's his name?

02:15:42.000 Batman.

02:15:42.000 Not Batman, Dracula.

02:15:44.000 Oldman? 0.85

02:15:45.000 Gary Oldman.

02:15:45.000 Yeah, Gary Oldman.

02:15:46.000 Gary Oldman's another one of those guys.

02:15:47.000 True Romance?

02:15:48.000 Yeah.

02:15:48.000 Oh, my God.

02:15:49.000 Come on.

02:15:50.000 Come on, man.

02:15:51.000 Fucking crazy.

02:15:52.000 People forget about that movie, right?

02:15:53.000 I love that movie.

02:15:54.000 Woo! 0.99

02:15:54.000 James Gandolfini. 0.99

02:15:55.000 Woo! 0.99

02:15:56.000 Rest in peace.

02:15:57.000 Oh, my God.

02:15:59.000 Shh.

02:16:00.000 Yeah, I think they're redoing the fucking Soprano movie.

02:16:02.000 I think it's with his kid.

02:16:04.000 With his son, right?

02:16:05.000 Yeah.

02:16:05.000 Are they going to do a backdated when he was young?

02:16:07.000 I believe so.

02:16:08.000 It's going to be interesting.

02:16:10.000 I watched Sopranos at least two, three times a year.

02:16:12.000 How good was he?

02:16:13.000 Like all.

02:16:14.000 How good was Gandolfini?

02:16:17.000 It's unbelievable.

02:16:18.000 When he died, he was another one.

02:16:19.000 When he died, I was like, no.

02:16:23.000 No!

02:16:24.000 It's fucking hard.

02:16:25.000 No!

02:16:25.000 It's hard to hear this shit, man.

02:16:27.000 But when you hear that he was eating good, you know, he was in Rome eating good, drunk, chilling, right?

02:16:34.000 Yeah, he was doing a lot of that, but he died so young.

02:16:37.000 I know, man.

02:16:37.000 It was like 55 or something like that?

02:16:39.000 Something like that.

02:16:41.000 That guy indulged.

02:16:43.000 But that was like, in that character, you saw that indulgence, right?

02:16:48.000 Like, that was real.

02:16:49.000 He really seemed like that guy.

02:16:52.000 Like, he seemed like a murderer who was also a good guy.

02:16:56.000 I mean, he was the perfect character for this anti-hero mob boss.

02:17:02.000 That was the first time there was a television show where the star, the head guy, the guy you loved, was a fucking murderer.

02:17:10.000 Yep.

02:17:10.000 Who murdered Christopher Moltisanti.

02:17:13.000 He murdered his friend.

02:17:14.000 To talk about Christopher Moltisanti, I met Michael Imperioli and he came on to my show and he's not fucking Christopher Moltisanti.

02:17:26.000 No!

02:17:26.000 He's an actor!

02:17:28.000 But he's just a fucking gentle, beautiful man.

02:17:30.000 He brought me a fucking Buddhist bell.

02:17:32.000 He brought me incense that I still have to this day in my little shrine in my studio.

02:17:38.000 Bro, I fucking loved him.

02:17:39.000 It wasn't Moltisanti.

02:17:41.000 I thought I was meeting Moltisanti.

02:17:42.000 No.

02:17:43.000 Look at these fucking guys.

02:17:46.000 I mean, Paulie is Paulie.

02:17:48.000 Paulie's amazing.

02:17:49.000 He's definitely him.

02:17:51.000 I've heard Tony Sirico, he was 100%.

02:17:54.000 He was like fucking real deal.

02:17:56.000 He plays in the E Street band.

02:17:59.000 How crazy is that?

02:17:59.000 You know, this is fucking next level shit.

02:18:01.000 Next level.

02:18:03.000 This is like...

02:18:03.000 Big pussy.

02:18:05.000 That's an NFT right there.

02:18:08.000 I'll buy that.

02:18:09.000 Give me that shit.

02:18:11.000 That'll be my first one.

02:18:12.000 Can someone explain NFTs to me?

02:18:14.000 45 people tried to explain it to me.

02:18:16.000 I said, fucking suck my dick. 0.99

02:18:18.000 What do you mean?

02:18:19.000 I have no idea what any of you are saying.

02:18:21.000 What does it mean?

02:18:23.000 We need to get that Beeple guy on. 0.99

02:18:25.000 That dude's made $69 million from an NFT. And I'm fucking laughing.

02:18:30.000 I don't understand it.

02:18:32.000 Do you understand it?

02:18:33.000 I'd rather be simple, to be honest with you.

02:18:35.000 I'd rather be simple.

02:18:37.000 I'm happy being simple.

02:18:38.000 Someone was buying Jamie's tweets.

02:18:41.000 Yeah, I sold a couple tweets.

02:18:42.000 For how much?

02:18:43.000 Excuse me.

02:18:44.000 It was a meme amount, but both of them for over like five grand.

02:18:50.000 But then someone took those.

02:18:53.000 I think it was the person who bought them from me to try to create some attention, but there was a bid on it for a million dollars.

02:19:01.000 Come on.

02:19:01.000 A couple days later.

02:19:03.000 What the fuck is going on?

02:19:04.000 That's what I'm saying.

02:19:04.000 What does that mean?

02:19:05.000 That doesn't mean anything like that.

02:19:06.000 Bro, I fucking lose my mind when I hear this.

02:19:09.000 It's like, what?

02:19:10.000 I have so many things that could be this.

02:19:13.000 What do you want?

02:19:14.000 What do you want from me?

02:19:16.000 Just take it.

02:19:17.000 What do they want?

02:19:19.000 Bro, I have fucking 75 things that I have right here on the phone.

02:19:22.000 Can you show me what this is?

02:19:24.000 What can I tell?

02:19:25.000 Just tell me.

02:19:27.000 I think it's more evidence that the simulation is real.

02:19:30.000 We're in a simulation.

02:19:32.000 Why do some people get it and I don't?

02:19:34.000 Why don't I get it?

02:19:35.000 I don't think anybody gets it.

02:19:36.000 I think they fake it.

02:19:37.000 I think it's like quantum physics.

02:19:39.000 You know, like Richard Feynman said, if you think you understand quantum physics, you don't understand quantum physics.

02:19:47.000 It's fucking ever-changing.

02:19:48.000 It changes.

02:19:49.000 It's the weather.

02:19:50.000 You don't know the fucking weather.

02:19:52.000 No.

02:19:53.000 How do they predict the weather when it's...

02:19:56.000 You know what's crazy to me?

02:19:57.000 Farmer's almanacs.

02:20:00.000 I love those things, but why?

02:20:01.000 How did those things work?

02:20:03.000 The agriculture, this, the rainfall, how accurate is that?

02:20:07.000 They would buy them.

02:20:08.000 How did they measure that?

02:20:09.000 Farmers would buy those things and they would adjust their crops based on the farmer's almanac that was predicting the weather for like a year.

02:20:17.000 Me, I know farmers that they do it on the moon.

02:20:21.000 Moon cycling, farming.

02:20:23.000 Yeah?

02:20:24.000 It's a new thing.

02:20:31.000 Jamie, how does a farmer's almanac predict things?

02:20:35.000 I don't know.

02:20:36.000 In my head, I was trying to get a good question to see if there would be a story about this.

02:20:40.000 Was there ever an impending storm that never came before that they got right?

02:20:46.000 And everyone was like, oh shit, April 2nd, get fucking ready.

02:20:50.000 I think 1984 I was in Hurricane Gloria on TWA flight 495 coming in from West Palm Beach to JFK. Was it shaky?

02:21:00.000 I don't remember.

02:21:01.000 I was a child, but apparently we were in the air for seven hours.

02:21:05.000 Whoa.

02:21:06.000 My grandfather threw my mother out because they got into an argument over bagels. 0.80

02:21:17.000 Let's find out how accurate are farmers' almanacs.

02:21:22.000 Typing that in at the beginning...

02:21:24.000 What's that noise?

02:21:26.000 I thought you pulled up a video!

02:21:30.000 That was the wind!

02:21:37.000 Oh my god, it's hilarious.

02:21:39.000 For sure I have a contact eye.

02:21:41.000 It's just me vaping.

02:21:43.000 That's so funny.

02:21:44.000 Most scientific analysis of the accuracy of a farmer's almanac forecast has shown 50% accuracy.

02:21:51.000 Oh, that's not bad.

02:21:53.000 I've also seen it's been traditionally as high as 80%.

02:21:56.000 You can flip the fuck, see, so it all varies.

02:21:58.000 80%?

02:22:00.000 80 I could do.

02:22:01.000 80's amazing.

02:22:03.000 Yeah.

02:22:04.000 It's like a ball player.

02:22:05.000 Couple good years, one down.

02:22:08.000 Right, right, right.

02:22:09.000 It all averages out.

02:22:10.000 I think that's what it's coming to, just like an average thing.

02:22:14.000 Huh, but I wonder what it is.

02:22:17.000 Let's ask this.

02:22:19.000 How do farmers' almanacs predict?

02:22:22.000 Right, so MeatEater blog here.

02:22:24.000 There's the claim that they're going to look into in this article.

02:22:26.000 Oh, this is MeatEater?

02:22:27.000 Yeah.

02:22:27.000 Okay.

02:22:28.000 The claim is that they're able to make long-range weather predictions regarding regional temperature and precipitation.

02:22:36.000 Huh.

02:22:37.000 And I guess...

02:22:38.000 But how?

02:22:39.000 How?

02:22:39.000 Why?

02:22:40.000 Explain.

02:22:41.000 Would it be...

02:22:42.000 Actual meteorologists don't agree with the pseudoscience of the almanacs.

02:22:46.000 Is it the umbrellas there?

02:22:48.000 With the satellite?

02:22:50.000 You know what I'm talking about?

02:22:51.000 The one that's just floating?

02:22:53.000 The umbrellas?

02:22:54.000 The ones that are floating right there with the weather ball.

02:22:58.000 Oh, well, this wouldn't be that, because they were doing this 100 years ago.

02:23:02.000 When it comes to those secret formulas that incorporate solar activity, weather experts will point out there's no scientific backing to those methods.

02:23:09.000 For those methods, this shouldn't come as a surprise, since that line of thinking is more than two centuries old.

02:23:15.000 Two centuries.

02:23:17.000 Hmm.

02:23:17.000 But the opposite of this is like that Curb episode where the weatherman always gets the weather wrong so he can go play golf.

02:23:24.000 And the meteorologist is always saying it's going to rain.

02:23:27.000 It never rains.

02:23:28.000 They're barely 50% right or wrong.

02:23:31.000 Meteorologists are that bad?

02:23:33.000 In the show, they were.

02:23:34.000 Do you want me to tell you what fucking works?

02:23:36.000 It was an episode of Curb.

02:23:36.000 Oh.

02:23:37.000 I'll tell you what works.

02:23:39.000 The fuckin' buoys in the ocean, surf line, fuckin' the surf report works.

02:23:47.000 Somehow they're able to predict whether it's gonna be three or four feet, five to six at what time, depending on the wind, this, current, and the buoy.

02:23:59.000 So, it's tangible.

02:24:01.000 There's things there that measure it.

02:24:04.000 This is bullshit.

02:24:07.000 That's bullshit because there's nothing there that's telling you why.

02:24:11.000 Where are they putting it?

02:24:13.000 Are they putting it into the fucking air?

02:24:15.000 And then that's how it's telling you?

02:24:17.000 I don't know what they're doing.

02:24:19.000 I have no idea.

02:24:20.000 Well, that's what I'm saying.

02:24:21.000 Based on how much rain they got the year before.

02:24:23.000 I mean, maybe there's like a cycle that they're anticipating.

02:24:27.000 Well, no, rain I understand, but I'm talking about the prediction of when it's going to rain.

02:24:33.000 There's telltale signs, but things happen subtly.

02:24:36.000 Imagine if you lived 200 years ago and no one knew what was coming.

02:24:40.000 You really didn't know.

02:24:41.000 But you knew because there was fucking telltale signs.

02:24:45.000 My grandfather told me when the tops of the trees fucking do this, it's gonna rain.

02:24:49.000 The top.

02:24:51.000 Mmm.

02:24:52.000 They could tell it by the back of the leaves being like silver color.

02:24:55.000 It was about to rain.

02:24:56.000 Uh-huh.

02:24:57.000 Like a little dew?

02:24:59.000 No, like, this is an Ohio thing, so I don't know what trees it was specifically.

02:25:03.000 It might be a specific tree, but, like, the leaves would, they'd start blowing, you could see they would be, like, almost white or silvery on the back.

02:25:08.000 There's something exciting about life before satellites.

02:25:12.000 There was something exciting about it, you know?

02:25:14.000 You really didn't know.

02:25:15.000 You didn't know what was coming.

02:25:16.000 Bro, I remember when they put one on my block.

02:25:19.000 They put one on my block for the cable.

02:25:21.000 You drove, like, five blocks, and it was, like, this caged-in thing, and it was a satellite.

02:25:26.000 And we always thought it was like a ride.

02:25:29.000 Like, yo, let's go ride that thing.

02:25:31.000 And then later on, it ended up being like this fucking cable thing that they put in for the neighborhood.

02:25:36.000 Yeah, one of those giant satellite dishes.

02:25:39.000 There was a dude that I knew that had one in his yard.

02:25:42.000 And I, oh God, where was this guy?

02:25:45.000 This is such a blurry memory.

02:25:46.000 It might be bullshit.

02:25:47.000 I'm pretty sure.

02:25:48.000 It's real though.

02:25:50.000 I'm pretty sure I knew a guy who had...

02:25:52.000 I think I was in high school?

02:25:53.000 No.

02:25:54.000 It was after high school.

02:25:56.000 Anyway, this guy had a fucking satellite dish in his yard and he would have to adjust it to try to hit a certain place in order to get a signal.

02:26:09.000 But he can get television shows and weird things.

02:26:13.000 This is like the early day.

02:26:14.000 No, that's real.

02:26:14.000 It was huge.

02:26:15.000 It's huge!

02:26:15.000 I mean, the thing was like almost as big as this room.

02:26:18.000 They had it in Brooklyn.

02:26:19.000 It was this enormous dish.

02:26:19.000 They had it at my cousin's house in Brooklyn and they would get all kinds of foreign fucking news.

02:26:24.000 Yeah, weird shit.

02:26:25.000 They would get the news from back home in Yugoslavia.

02:26:28.000 Whoa.

02:26:28.000 Yeah, exactly.

02:26:29.000 It was some crazy shit.

02:26:32.000 I remember that.

02:26:34.000 They were big-ass satellites.

02:26:36.000 You had to have a backyard because you had to fucking have some big-ass...

02:26:39.000 You can't put it on the side of any house or building.

02:26:41.000 No, no, no.

02:26:42.000 I remember back when DirecTV came along, you could get a chip, and the chip would give you all the pay-per-view on DirecTV all the time.

02:26:53.000 We had that shit back in the day.

02:26:55.000 It was a black box.

02:26:56.000 My man's father worked for Pepsi.

02:26:59.000 I don't know how he got the black box, but he had the connection to the cable company throwing $50.

02:27:03.000 They hook it up.

02:27:04.000 You get all the porno.

02:27:05.000 You get all the pay-per-views.

02:27:07.000 So we were watching UFC back in the day.

02:27:10.000 We were watching all the WWF pay-per-views.

02:27:13.000 We were watching...

02:27:14.000 I wasn't.

02:27:15.000 We weren't.

02:27:16.000 I was watching mad porno shit.

02:27:18.000 You know?

02:27:20.000 Like, you used to have to go back and forth through the channels and find a tit.

02:27:25.000 You know, find them pumping a little bit and you get hard and...

02:27:28.000 You'd have to go, it was crazy.

02:27:30.000 And then one day you just fucking, you could press it and order it and I ordered the fucking porno at the house and they found out and it was like, it was a big deal.

02:27:40.000 Because they didn't understand.

02:27:42.000 What the fuck is going on?

02:27:45.000 It used to be back in the day that the biggest producers, the biggest distributors of porn was hotels.

02:27:53.000 That like Marriott and those kind of hotels.

02:27:57.000 Hilton.

02:27:57.000 But they were the biggest distributors.

02:28:00.000 Yeah, because like if you're a guy and you're on a business trip and no one's around, you're like, finally.

02:28:05.000 Yeah, there's two things that you know, bro.

02:28:07.000 There's two fucking things you know when you're in a hotel.

02:28:10.000 Mario fucking Lopez.

02:28:12.000 When he comes on the TV. You turn the fucking TV on, it's Mario Lopez.

02:28:17.000 And porno, the adult zone.

02:28:20.000 And like Wolverine.

02:28:22.000 Yeah.

02:28:22.000 That's it.

02:28:23.000 Yeah.

02:28:25.000 ESPN, maybe.

02:28:26.000 I think that for a while, I don't know if that's true now, because now I think the internet is the biggest distributor of porn, but I think for the longest time, it was hotels.

02:28:35.000 I think it was like Marriott.

02:28:36.000 But there was something about buying it on a bigger screen.

02:28:39.000 Yeah.

02:28:40.000 Just sitting there watching the whole thing.

02:28:41.000 Yeah, but you couldn't pause or rewind it.

02:28:43.000 Exactly.

02:28:44.000 Well, you have to sit through it.

02:28:45.000 Just deal with it.

02:28:46.000 You have to find the right spot to jerk off.

02:28:48.000 Exactly.

02:28:49.000 Old school.

02:28:49.000 Old school shit.

02:28:50.000 Yeah.

02:28:51.000 You couldn't just pause.

02:28:53.000 No, you have to go back to your roots sometimes.

02:28:56.000 On your knees in the bathroom with a Hustler magazine.

02:29:01.000 Now these kids, they don't know.

02:29:03.000 These fucking kids are jerking off to their phones.

02:29:05.000 It's fucking weird.

02:29:06.000 Ridiculous.

02:29:06.000 It's weird.

02:29:07.000 Then they're touching the phone, making the call, fucking having pizza with the fucking phone.

02:29:11.000 Animals.

02:29:11.000 That's animalistic.

02:29:12.000 That's fucking, that's the virus.

02:29:14.000 That's what that shit is right there.

02:29:16.000 That's where it came from.

02:29:17.000 Honestly, I've touched so many hands.

02:29:20.000 Right.

02:29:21.000 I don't know.

02:29:22.000 It's like...

02:29:23.000 How many dudes' sperm do you think you had on your hands? 1.00

02:29:25.000 A lot.

02:29:26.000 Just fucking sperm.

02:29:28.000 Who knows if someone fucking wiped their ass and then handed me their hand. 0.91

02:29:32.000 100%.

02:29:33.000 Woman might have fucking went in there and fucking did that thing, you know? 1.00

02:29:37.000 Yeah.

02:29:37.000 Who knows what motherfuckers do, and that's disgusting.

02:29:40.000 And that's disgusting.

02:29:41.000 Then I saw someone started wearing the Mizuno glove.

02:29:44.000 The baseball glove.

02:29:46.000 So when you give just a pound with the Mizuno on, it protects you.

02:29:52.000 That was Dice Clay's move.

02:29:54.000 Dice Clay's to wear weightlifting gloves.

02:29:55.000 He just wear the glove, bro.

02:29:56.000 That was his thing.

02:29:58.000 He wore the weightlifting gloves back in the day.

02:30:00.000 I fuck with just the dap.

02:30:01.000 Unless it's love, you hug, and you don't need to tell.

02:30:04.000 You just dap.

02:30:04.000 Yeah, I understand what you're saying.

02:30:06.000 Yeah, you gotta be careful.

02:30:09.000 Can't be too careful.

02:30:12.000 Definitely not too careful.

02:30:15.000 I get caught out there.

02:30:17.000 Well, one of the things that Fauci said when this thing was going on was that we're never going to shake hands again.

02:30:22.000 I was like, bitch, what are you talking about? 1.00

02:30:24.000 It's ridiculous.

02:30:25.000 I'm going to shake hands.

02:30:26.000 It's bizarre.

02:30:27.000 Is there a vaccine coming?

02:30:28.000 Yeah, okay.

02:30:29.000 Well, if everybody gets vaccinated and it works, you tell me no more shaking hands?

02:30:34.000 Like, just say that.

02:30:35.000 No more shaking hands?

02:30:38.000 What about hugging?

02:30:39.000 Can we hug?

02:30:39.000 No more hugging?

02:30:40.000 What do you want to turn us into?

02:30:42.000 I think most people aren't even tuned into him.

02:30:45.000 Like, there's only a certain generation that don't even know who that fool is.

02:30:49.000 Straight up.

02:30:50.000 Kids don't know who that is.

02:30:51.000 Kids don't know who that is.

02:30:53.000 I think a lot of people know who he is.

02:30:54.000 They do, but kids don't even fucking, they don't, it doesn't correlate.

02:30:58.000 Yeah.

02:30:59.000 There's no such thing as not touching hands.

02:31:01.000 Well, it's just, it's not gonna work.

02:31:03.000 People are still fucking.

02:31:04.000 They're gonna fuck.

02:31:05.000 They're telling people to fuck with masks on.

02:31:07.000 You have to fuck, it's bizarre.

02:31:08.000 People wear masks when you fuck.

02:31:09.000 Bro, I can't fucking...

02:31:11.000 I can't even go to the store with the mask and breathe.

02:31:14.000 You're gonna tell me I'm gonna fucking breathe hard and have to wear the mask?

02:31:17.000 Right.

02:31:17.000 That's...

02:31:18.000 If you might as well put the belt on me also and fucking strap me up while I'm fucking. 1.00

02:31:22.000 We have a...

02:31:23.000 Do we have it in the other room?

02:31:25.000 The headgear?

02:31:25.000 The spaceship?

02:31:27.000 The helmet?

02:31:28.000 Yeah.

02:31:30.000 Reggie Watts is apparently gonna wear that shit on the plane unless he's been vaccinated.

02:31:34.000 What is it?

02:31:34.000 It's like a spaceship thing you turn on as a fan and a HEPA filter.

02:31:38.000 It's like...

02:31:39.000 Oh no.

02:31:42.000 My god.

02:31:45.000 And it keeps, the fan keeps it from fogging up in there.

02:31:48.000 And you wear it and nothing gets in.

02:31:49.000 Nothing!

02:31:50.000 Bro.

02:31:51.000 Everything gets filtered.

02:31:52.000 What the fuck is going on in this life?

02:31:57.000 I think it's going to make us very, very appreciative when this is all over.

02:32:00.000 I'm appreciative right now.

02:32:03.000 Yeah, me too.

02:32:03.000 I was appreciative before, but not as.

02:32:05.000 I'm more as now.

02:32:07.000 Yeah.

02:32:07.000 No, me too.

02:32:08.000 More of.

02:32:09.000 For sure, more.

02:32:10.000 Definitely.

02:32:11.000 Yeah.

02:32:11.000 In every way.

02:32:13.000 It's almost like I found fucking him or her.

02:32:16.000 You know, like I found them.

02:32:18.000 Like I've been taken by something.

02:32:21.000 Yeah.

02:32:22.000 Like some spirit has entered me.

02:32:23.000 I feel regenerated and renewed, you know?

02:32:28.000 Well, you are renewed when you think about what you've done to your body.

02:32:31.000 You have a new lease on life.

02:32:33.000 You're a different human.

02:32:34.000 I hope so.

02:32:34.000 What do you mean 100%?

02:32:36.000 I'm taking those steps.

02:32:38.000 Listen, man, we worked out hard today.

02:32:40.000 You kept up every step of the way.

02:32:42.000 Of course.

02:32:42.000 We made a real workout today.

02:32:44.000 That was real legit.

02:32:46.000 And you have a new lease on life.

02:32:48.000 You have a very fucking vigorous body now.

02:32:52.000 You're a different person.

02:32:53.000 I'm a weapon.

02:32:54.000 You're a fucking weapon.

02:32:55.000 We threw some kicks today.

02:32:57.000 Oh yeah, that's right.

02:32:58.000 I forgot about that.

02:33:00.000 You are a weapon.

02:33:01.000 That was alright.

02:33:02.000 Honestly, working on the left, it was comical because it was so bad, but then when I went back to the right, it felt really strong.

02:33:09.000 You were right about that.

02:33:10.000 But I have to work on that because I can't be comically on the left.

02:33:14.000 Yeah, you could do it.

02:33:15.000 You just need a coach.

02:33:16.000 They'll show you how to do it.

02:33:17.000 You're a quick study.

02:33:19.000 There's a thing that I read about this, and it seems to apply to reality, that when you have a strong side, like if you have a dominant side, if you work on your other side, it actually helps your dominant side.

02:33:31.000 And some of the best fighters can switch hit.

02:33:34.000 Like, one of the greatest of all time, rest in peace, Marvin Hagler, was one of the greatest switch hitters of all time.

02:33:39.000 Because he could fight southpaw or orthodox just as effective.

02:33:43.000 He was so good.

02:33:44.000 And Terrence Crawford, one of the best alive today, same thing, can fight off orthodox.

02:33:48.000 One side or the other.

02:33:50.000 And many, many mixed martial arts fighters can do that.

02:33:52.000 So many fighters because that's in the traditional martial arts.

02:33:56.000 You're taught, especially the karate guys, you're taught to be able to fight from both stints.

02:33:59.000 Like Stephen Thompson, he fights just as good orthodox as he does southpaw.

02:34:04.000 He's coming in soon.

02:34:06.000 I'm excited to have him in here.

02:34:08.000 That guy's too nice.

02:34:09.000 He's a nice guy, but he's a fucking animal.

02:34:11.000 He's a savage.

02:34:12.000 Yeah, he's a savage in there.

02:34:13.000 57-0 as a kickboxer before he ever got into MMA. That's crazy.

02:34:18.000 Bro, he was lighting people on fire.

02:34:21.000 I mean, that man is fucking, he's something else.

02:34:24.000 He's like one of those characters.

02:34:25.000 He's the fucking nice fucking killer.

02:34:27.000 Yeah, and, you know, people don't realize, like, you're seeing Wonderboy now at 36, 37 years old.

02:34:33.000 Like, he was in his prime more than a decade ago, you know?

02:34:37.000 That's when he was at his best.

02:34:39.000 It's incredible how much longevity that guy has and how good he is, you know?

02:34:44.000 He's a fucking killer.

02:34:46.000 Yeah, some guys just last longer.

02:34:47.000 They're just built differently, you know?

02:34:50.000 It's also the style.

02:34:52.000 He's very difficult to hit.

02:34:53.000 Why is Yoel Romero so fucking unbelievable?

02:34:59.000 Was he literally a fucking experiment?

02:35:01.000 I think he was an experiment.

02:35:02.000 A Cuban experiment? 0.95

02:35:03.000 With the Russians? 0.99

02:35:04.000 Did you hear this story?

02:35:06.000 I've heard it.

02:35:07.000 This is the story that Dana White told me.

02:35:08.000 He said he got injured in a fight.

02:35:11.000 They sent him to a doctor.

02:35:12.000 The doctor called him up.

02:35:13.000 He goes, where'd you get this guy?

02:35:14.000 He goes, he's a fucking specimen, right?

02:35:15.000 They go, no, no, no.

02:35:16.000 You don't understand.

02:35:17.000 Like, I've never seen a person like him.

02:35:20.000 He goes, I've been doing medicine for more than 50 years.

02:35:23.000 He goes, this guy's tendons in his eyes are three times larger than a normal person's.

02:35:29.000 It's like his whole body is like he's built different than a normal person.

02:35:34.000 He's like a perfect specimen.

02:35:36.000 He might be derived from the stars.

02:35:40.000 He's the descendant of the stars, man.

02:35:43.000 I believe it.

02:35:44.000 I believe he's one of these people, man.

02:35:46.000 The Cuban athletics program.

02:35:48.000 It could have been that, too.

02:35:49.000 I think more likely that.

02:35:50.000 Because if you think about how much emphasis they put on sport in Cuba.

02:35:56.000 For sure.

02:35:56.000 It was a big deal.

02:35:58.000 He was one of the best wrestlers to ever compete in MMA. Ever.

02:36:03.000 When he came over from wrestling to MMA, people were like, holy shit.

02:36:08.000 Because they knew what a fucking athlete this guy is.

02:36:11.000 And the crazy thing is, he hasn't lost a step.

02:36:15.000 He's in his 40s.

02:36:16.000 It's unreal.

02:36:17.000 And he's shredded.

02:36:19.000 Like Anderson Silva, perfect example.

02:36:21.000 Anderson got into his 40s, you start to see it.

02:36:24.000 Low round.

02:36:24.000 He looked different.

02:36:25.000 He looked different.

02:36:26.000 Yoel doesn't even look a little different.

02:36:28.000 He's still shredded.

02:36:29.000 Shredded. 0.96

02:36:30.000 Anderson was never really ripped, right?

02:36:32.000 He was more like a rounded type of guy.

02:36:35.000 Well, he was pretty lean back in the day.

02:36:38.000 But he never had big muscles.

02:36:41.000 He was long.

02:36:42.000 Yeah, he was longer.

02:36:42.000 He was 185 pounds, but he was like 6'2", 6'3".

02:36:46.000 But, you know, lethal.

02:36:48.000 Lethally accurate.

02:36:50.000 So good.

02:36:51.000 I had the honor to see his fights when he was in his prime.

02:36:55.000 And I was a fan of his before he ever got to the UFC, and I remember it was one of those fights when he fought Chris Lieben, his first fight in the UFC. I remember that.

02:37:03.000 I remember one of my friends was a gambler, and I would always give him advice, and he would bet on the fights.

02:37:10.000 I'd go, bet the house on the Brazilian. 1.00

02:37:13.000 I don't know, what are the odds?

02:37:14.000 Two to one?

02:37:15.000 It's stealing money.

02:37:17.000 It's stealing!

02:37:19.000 Because he was that good, man.

02:37:21.000 When he came over, I'd seen his fights over in England.

02:37:25.000 Oh my god.

02:37:27.000 Oh my god, he was good.

02:37:29.000 The Lee Murray fight.

02:37:30.000 I mean, he fucked up Tony Fricklin over there.

02:37:33.000 He was so good.

02:37:35.000 That was when Anderson was just an assassin.

02:37:38.000 Like, there was a few years, man.

02:37:40.000 But that's the thing about, like, the great fighters.

02:37:42.000 There's only a few years where they can maintain that RPMs.

02:37:46.000 You know, there's only so much the body can do.

02:37:49.000 It's a crazy sport.

02:37:50.000 You're out there beating the shit out of each other, and then you have to train, and in training you get beat up too.

02:37:55.000 It's heavy on the fucking body, man.

02:37:57.000 Heavy on the brain.

02:37:59.000 Yeah.

02:37:59.000 The stress, too.

02:38:00.000 The stress of it all.

02:38:01.000 You know, it's not just the mind, like, you getting hit, but it's also the stress of the job.

02:38:07.000 It's like every couple months you're going to war.

02:38:10.000 Like, that's how you make your living.

02:38:12.000 You make your living in your underwear with these little tiny four-ounce gloves on.

02:38:18.000 And, you know, dudes are trying to kick you in the face and punch you in the face and strangle you.

02:38:22.000 It's crazy.

02:38:23.000 Yeah.

02:38:23.000 It's a crazy life to fucking choose, but I love it.

02:38:26.000 Yeah.

02:38:27.000 I love watching it.

02:38:29.000 There's nothing more exciting in sport, because it's the purest of all sport.

02:38:33.000 It really is.

02:38:34.000 There's nothing else.

02:38:35.000 One-on-one, and that's that.

02:38:37.000 I wonder if any of these YouTubers are going to get into MMA. Because it's interesting, seeing Jake Paul...

02:38:43.000 Everyone's choosing boxing.

02:38:44.000 Yeah, but I mean, there's nothing wrong with them choosing boxing.

02:38:47.000 And he's doing it smart.

02:38:49.000 Like, he's fighting people that are not quite good enough.

02:38:53.000 You know, like, the Nate Robinson guy was a good athlete, but not really a fighter.

02:38:59.000 That's my guy, man.

02:39:00.000 Nick's.

02:39:00.000 I felt really bad about that.

02:39:02.000 Well, he just, he fucked up.

02:39:05.000 He shouldn't have did this.

02:39:05.000 He wasn't ready.

02:39:06.000 He can't just jump right in there.

02:39:08.000 He got money.

02:39:09.000 If that's what he was in for, he got money.

02:39:12.000 That was that.

02:39:13.000 Askren, if he got what they said he got.

02:39:17.000 They said he got a half a million guaranteed, and then points, and then the pay-per-view was crazy.

02:39:22.000 I'm happy for asking, fuck it.

02:39:23.000 He got knocked out.

02:39:24.000 Fuck, dad.

02:39:25.000 It's over.

02:39:25.000 Let him do what he gotta do.

02:39:26.000 He just took care of his family forever.

02:39:28.000 But a lot of people think that, you know...

02:39:31.000 But that was fucking terrible.

02:39:33.000 It wasn't good.

02:39:34.000 It was terrible.

02:39:35.000 Well, when you watch the punch, I mean...

02:39:38.000 His hands are down.

02:39:39.000 His hands were down the whole time.

02:39:40.000 Well, Ben was just standing still.

02:39:42.000 That's part of the problem.

02:39:43.000 Also, Ben had a hip replacement.

02:39:45.000 I know.

02:39:46.000 He doesn't look good.

02:39:47.000 He didn't look good.

02:39:47.000 He didn't look good physically.

02:39:49.000 If you go back and watch him compete in the Olympics...

02:39:51.000 He looked good.

02:39:51.000 The body that he had back then, I mean, he was lean and strong.

02:39:55.000 You know, he was 191 pounds for that fight.

02:39:57.000 I mean, he fought in the UFC at 170. Yeah, he didn't look good.

02:40:00.000 So he's 21 pounds overweight.

02:40:01.000 And it was not good weight.

02:40:03.000 No.

02:40:03.000 It was all in the fucking tummy area, but...

02:40:06.000 I wonder if he's gonna...

02:40:07.000 Fuck it.

02:40:07.000 He got money.

02:40:08.000 He was small.

02:40:09.000 It was a good business decision if that was the case.

02:40:11.000 Fuck it.

02:40:11.000 Well, the good...

02:40:12.000 Look, these Paul brothers, Logan and Jake, they're making some big money moves.

02:40:18.000 They're making a lot of money.

02:40:20.000 And they got everybody talking about him, including us.

02:40:23.000 Especially after that one-punch knockout.

02:40:25.000 And I was saying this to people.

02:40:26.000 People were trying to downplay who he is and what he does.

02:40:28.000 Listen, man.

02:40:29.000 I know when I see a guy who can punch.

02:40:31.000 I know when a guy can...

02:40:33.000 I've watched him when he knocked out Nate, and then when he knocked out Ben Askren.

02:40:38.000 That guy can fucking crack.

02:40:40.000 You do not want to get hit by him.

02:40:42.000 He can fuck people up.

02:40:43.000 That's real.

02:40:44.000 You can hate on him all you want, but you better recognize that guy can fuck people up for real.

02:40:49.000 And he's doing it under intense pressure.

02:40:52.000 On pay-per-view, for fuck's sake.

02:40:55.000 With Snoop Dogg.

02:40:56.000 He's got the whole thing set up.

02:40:58.000 Snoop Dogg's doing commentary.

02:41:00.000 Mario Lopez is doing commentary.

02:41:02.000 Back again in our lives.

02:41:03.000 And he talks a ton of shit and still knocks people out.

02:41:06.000 Mario's back in our lives.

02:41:07.000 You're right.

02:41:10.000 He's been in my life for so long, bro.

02:41:13.000 Saved by the motherfuckin'.

02:41:15.000 Yeah.

02:41:17.000 It's kind of amazing.

02:41:19.000 Kind of amazing what these kids are doing.

02:41:22.000 And he's making a shitload of money.

02:41:24.000 I want to be part of it.

02:41:26.000 I don't want to fight nobody.

02:41:27.000 What do you want to do?

02:41:29.000 Maybe you could rap in one of those.

02:41:31.000 I don't want to rap either.

02:41:32.000 I just want to chill for money.

02:41:34.000 I just want to chill there for money.

02:41:36.000 Like catch me at one of these zones.

02:41:38.000 Maybe I could cook.

02:41:40.000 Ooh.

02:41:42.000 I'll make a little zone where you can get the food.

02:41:45.000 Triller, holler at your boy, Triller.

02:41:49.000 That's a good idea.

02:41:50.000 Hey, listen.

02:41:50.000 You cooking some steaks?

02:41:52.000 I'm available.

02:41:52.000 Ooh.

02:41:53.000 Why not?

02:41:54.000 I'm available.

02:41:55.000 They could just cut back on one of them musical guests.

02:41:57.000 There's a little bit too much.

02:41:58.000 There's a little too much.

02:41:59.000 What do they have?

02:42:00.000 Well, they had Ice Cube, and all those guys, and Snoop Dogg, and all those guys, and then they had Justin Bieber, and then they, what was the girl?

02:42:09.000 Doja Cat.

02:42:10.000 Do you know who she is?

02:42:11.000 Yeah, she's a new artist, she's popular. 1.00

02:42:13.000 They had her, they had some other people.

02:42:15.000 I didn't get to go to fucking Chichen Itza because they said Justin Bieber, he fucking ruined it.

02:42:20.000 He said he shot the video at Chichen Itza and he fucking ruined the stairs.

02:42:25.000 What?

02:42:25.000 This is what I heard.

02:42:26.000 That's what they told me at Chichen Itza.

02:42:28.000 They closed it down because of Bieber.

02:42:30.000 What?

02:42:31.000 Ruin the stairs?

02:42:32.000 How'd he ruin the stairs?

02:42:33.000 He fucking damaged it somehow.

02:42:35.000 And they shut it down.

02:42:36.000 Oh, no.

02:42:38.000 Because he shot a video there?

02:42:40.000 Yep.

02:42:40.000 Have you seen the video, Jamie?

02:42:42.000 Don't lie.

02:42:43.000 I was told this by a local.

02:42:46.000 I want to see.

02:42:48.000 Can you confirm if it was a real tale?

02:42:50.000 There's something to this.

02:42:52.000 Justin Bieber, Chichen Itza?

02:42:54.000 That's horrible if that's true.

02:42:55.000 Tell me a fucking...

02:42:56.000 Because I went up those stairs.

02:42:57.000 It's amazing.

02:42:58.000 Justin Bieber asked to leave Mexico's Tulum ruin site.

02:43:02.000 Justin Bieber and his entourage were asked to leave the Mayan archaeological site of Tulum after he apparently tried to climb onto or among the ruins.

02:43:10.000 They shut it down.

02:43:11.000 I couldn't go because of this.

02:43:12.000 Oh my god.

02:43:13.000 This is where I was.

02:43:14.000 Bieber booted from ruin site.

02:43:15.000 Look at him.

02:43:16.000 Hi.

02:43:16.000 It wasn't recent though, just so.

02:43:18.000 How many bodyguards does that guy have?

02:43:19.000 When was it?

02:43:20.000 Just since 2016. That's when I was there.

02:43:23.000 They got you.

02:43:24.000 He's surrounded by bodyguards.

02:43:26.000 That's crazy.

02:43:27.000 How many bodyguards does that guy travel with?

02:43:29.000 All of them.

02:43:30.000 All of them.

02:43:31.000 Yeah, that's the answer.

02:43:32.000 The correct answer is all of them.

02:43:35.000 Do you hear that his bodyguards had to check on him in his sleep, he said recently, because he was doing so much drugs that they had to make sure he had a pulse?

02:43:42.000 So they would check on him while he was sleeping.

02:43:44.000 Bro, these fucking kids, man, they got to stop this shit.

02:43:48.000 These fucking kids.

02:43:49.000 I don't know what the fuck they're taking, but it's fucking, it's like Nuke.

02:43:52.000 It's like from RoboCop, Nuke.

02:43:54.000 What was Nuke?

02:43:55.000 When they shot it in the neck, remember?

02:43:57.000 The bad guy, he fucking, everyone was hooked on Nuke.

02:44:00.000 They're fucking sniffing some shit.

02:44:02.000 I don't know what they're sniffing or doing.

02:44:04.000 Who's the shit in Wonder Woman? 1.00

02:44:05.000 Where the dude sniffs it?

02:44:07.000 Nah! 0.99

02:44:08.000 It's like, it could be Nuke!

02:44:09.000 Oh, there it is.

02:44:11.000 Look at this.

02:44:12.000 Robocop Nuke.

02:44:13.000 Oh.

02:44:14.000 Everyone was trying to get a vial in Nuke.

02:44:16.000 Damn, I might get that tattooed on me.

02:44:19.000 Nuke.

02:44:19.000 Ooh, maybe you should.

02:44:20.000 Maybe.

02:44:21.000 I like the skull.

02:44:22.000 I like skull imagery.

02:44:24.000 Hmm.

02:44:24.000 Look at Robocop.

02:44:25.000 Hmm.

02:44:26.000 What happened with the new Robocop?

02:44:28.000 Where the fuck did that guy go?

02:44:29.000 It wasn't the same.

02:44:31.000 This CGI was shitty.

02:44:33.000 Sometimes there's a thin line between good and bad, and bad is sometimes better than mediocre and good, you know what I mean?

02:44:41.000 Bad is really good sometimes.

02:44:43.000 Right, because it's funny.

02:44:44.000 Like old King Kong movies.

02:44:45.000 Exactly.

02:44:45.000 I love that shit.

02:44:47.000 That is charm.

02:44:49.000 Ares, God of War, in Wonder Woman. 0.74

02:44:52.000 Remember in the first Wonder Woman, the good one, he had this thing that he would sniff?

02:44:58.000 They had created some...

02:44:59.000 It's like smelling salts?

02:45:00.000 Yeah, the Nazis had created this, like, purple dust. 0.88

02:45:03.000 Oh, my God.

02:45:03.000 And they sniffed this purple dust.

02:45:06.000 And it became a monster.

02:45:08.000 Holy shit.

02:45:09.000 Remember that?

02:45:09.000 Crocodile?

02:45:11.000 You know about crocodiles?

02:45:11.000 That's that shit that, like, makes your bones exposed.

02:45:13.000 Yeah.

02:45:14.000 Dr. Poison.

02:45:15.000 Is that what it was?

02:45:17.000 From the first Wonder Woman movie.

02:45:19.000 Yeah, I got Dr. Poison, Enemy of Wonder Woman.

02:45:21.000 He gained metahuman power by inhaling a special gas.

02:45:23.000 Yeah.

02:45:24.000 See?

02:45:24.000 He would crack these things open and sniff it.

02:45:26.000 Fucking nitrous.

02:45:27.000 Ah!

02:45:28.000 Straight up taking that fucking balloon.

02:45:30.000 Skin would go black and have all these fucking, like, lightning bolts in it and shit.

02:45:34.000 All those veins would go dark.

02:45:37.000 It would turn him into a monster.

02:45:39.000 It became super-powered.

02:45:40.000 And then became a god.

02:45:41.000 And then he had to duke it out with Wonder Woman.

02:45:43.000 And who won?

02:45:44.000 Wonder Woman did. 0.58

02:45:45.000 Of course she did.

02:45:45.000 It's her fucking movie.

02:45:47.000 Of course she fucking did. 1.00

02:45:47.000 Come on, man. 1.00

02:45:48.000 Are you kidding me?

02:45:51.000 Who won?

02:45:53.000 Who won?

02:45:58.000 That's how you know you're stoned.

02:45:59.000 Who won?

02:46:04.000 Imagine if that dude beat Wonder Woman's ass like, what?

02:46:07.000 They couldn't make a sequel.

02:46:08.000 It was over.

02:46:09.000 They just killed it right there.

02:46:09.000 They killed Wonder Woman at the very end.

02:46:11.000 It's like No Country for Old Men. 0.60

02:46:12.000 The ending ends and everybody's like, what the fuck just happened?

02:46:15.000 Yeah, man.

02:46:15.000 Those movies are nuts.

02:46:16.000 Those movies are nuts.

02:46:17.000 When they trick you.

02:46:18.000 Coen Brothers? 0.99

02:46:19.000 Yeah.

02:46:19.000 Sickos.

02:46:20.000 When a movie ends and then you just go, what?

02:46:22.000 Yeah, man.

02:46:23.000 You got me.

02:46:24.000 If they're making anything new, holler, please.

02:46:26.000 I'm available.

02:46:27.000 I don't know what I could play, but please just put me inside.

02:46:29.000 I'll fucking be the...

02:46:30.000 I'll sell someone a beer.

02:46:32.000 Carry a bag.

02:46:33.000 Whatever.

02:46:34.000 Carry the money back.

02:46:35.000 Just put me in the shit.

02:46:36.000 Those guys make some fucking incredible movies, man.

02:46:38.000 For real, man.

02:46:39.000 Big Lebowski?

02:46:40.000 Come on.

02:46:40.000 I mean, classic.

02:46:41.000 Classic.

02:46:42.000 Classic.

02:46:43.000 I used to judge people based on Big Lebowski.

02:46:46.000 That was one of my moves.

02:46:47.000 I'd go, tell me what you think about the Big Lebowski.

02:46:50.000 And they'd go, that movie's stupid.

02:46:51.000 I'd go, oh.

02:46:52.000 No, no, no, no, no.

02:46:53.000 They don't get life.

02:46:54.000 That's the wrong answer.

02:46:55.000 They don't get it.

02:46:56.000 But then there's dudes that are overboard that dress like him and try to live exactly like that.

02:47:01.000 That's a little bit nuts.

02:47:02.000 Yeah, that's a little bit nuts, too.

02:47:03.000 That's sad.

02:47:04.000 That's a little bit nuts.

02:47:06.000 Somewhere out there is a dude dressing like Blade, driving around in a Dodge Charger with a fucking samurai sword.

02:47:10.000 I would like to dress like fucking Blade, I swear.

02:47:12.000 I thought about it, you know?

02:47:14.000 Sometimes I dress like fucking Blade and just jump in the fucking car with the driving gloves.

02:47:19.000 Do you know how many dudes dressed up like Bruce Lee?

02:47:21.000 Oh, everyone.

02:47:22.000 It was a thing, right?

02:47:22.000 Everybody had kung fu outfits.

02:47:24.000 That was the thing, man.

02:47:25.000 Dudes would walk around with kung fu outfits on, with them little tiny shoes, those little kung fu, the little thin soles. 1.00

02:47:32.000 Yeah, that was a thing.

02:47:34.000 For a long time, guys dressed up like Bruce Lee.

02:47:39.000 Kung-fu outfits were the shit.

02:47:40.000 The buttons, the rope.

02:47:42.000 Yeah, I like that.

02:47:43.000 I like that.

02:47:43.000 They look cool.

02:47:44.000 That's beautiful.

02:47:45.000 Yeah, man.

02:47:46.000 It's very elegant.

02:47:47.000 It's made like of silk.

02:47:48.000 Something.

02:47:49.000 I don't know.

02:47:49.000 I believe it's silk.

02:47:51.000 I believe.

02:47:53.000 It's not a kimono, but it's the other version of that.

02:47:56.000 It's like a gi.

02:47:58.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:47:59.000 Well, no, gis are thick. 0.98

02:48:01.000 Thick, heavy shit.

02:48:01.000 Yeah, but like a light gi, if there was such a thing.

02:48:04.000 Like a karate gi.

02:48:05.000 Like a spring gi.

02:48:07.000 Yeah, because they call, in Brazil, they call jujitsu geese kimonos.

02:48:12.000 Oh, really?

02:48:13.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:48:13.000 Isn't there some sort of correlation between Japan and Brazil?

02:48:18.000 Yeah, well, for sure.

02:48:20.000 Jujitsu was originally Japanese, and they brought it down, Count Maeda brought it to Brazil in the early 1900s and taught it to Carlos Gracie and Elio Gracie.

02:48:30.000 And then Ilio and then Carlson.

02:48:32.000 And they fought all these no-rules fights back in the day.

02:48:37.000 And essentially, Ilio and Carlos created Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.

02:48:45.000 And Carlson was like the champion of the family.

02:48:47.000 There was guys who beat Ilio and then Carlson would go and beat those guys.

02:48:51.000 Carlson was a bigger, stronger guy.

02:48:53.000 They had some incredible connection with Japan because Japan brought them the art of Judo and Jiu Jitsu and then they refined it and turned it into Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and became, in my opinion, the most important family in the history of martial arts is the Gracies.

02:49:10.000 They're number one.

02:49:11.000 They revolutionized martial arts.

02:49:13.000 They changed what people thought was possible.

02:49:15.000 When Hoist Gracie was strangling people with his legs on pay-per-view, people were like, what the fuck is happening?

02:49:20.000 He got Dan Severin, who's a giant-ass, huge wrestler, and he put him in a triangle and made him tap.

02:49:26.000 Everybody was like, what in the fuck?

02:49:28.000 What did he just do?

02:49:30.000 He just tapped him out with his legs!

02:49:32.000 With his legs!

02:49:33.000 Yeah, that was unbelievable.

02:49:34.000 Amazing!

02:49:35.000 You're right.

02:49:36.000 Amazing.

02:49:37.000 That's what I believe.

02:49:39.000 What do you think about Aliens?

02:49:43.000 So many things.

02:49:44.000 You been paying attention to the news, all this alien shit that's happening?

02:49:47.000 All those pentagons confirming all this UFO footage?

02:49:51.000 No, I haven't.

02:49:52.000 You know, I'm out of touch with so many things, but I'm in touch with so many things, you understand?

02:49:56.000 Like, I felt this coming.

02:49:58.000 Did you?

02:49:58.000 Oh yeah, I mean, all this shit's about to hit the fan.

02:50:01.000 You think so?

02:50:01.000 At some point.

02:50:02.000 I hope so.

02:50:03.000 So exciting.

02:50:04.000 At some point.

02:50:05.000 I am so biased, rather.

02:50:08.000 I'd rather this type of thing than fucking all the negative garbage that's out there.

02:50:13.000 Why not fucking rile things up with this?

02:50:15.000 Yeah.

02:50:16.000 Oh, I agree.

02:50:17.000 You know?

02:50:17.000 I agree.

02:50:18.000 Yeah, I couldn't agree more.

02:50:19.000 There's so much negativity.

02:50:21.000 But I think this negativity is accentuated by social media, but then really the fucking pandemic was gas on the fire.

02:50:30.000 And now everybody, they're more interested in being negative than anything.

02:50:34.000 They're more interested in...

02:50:37.000 Looking at the worst aspects of people, instead of like granting them forgiveness, instead of just like going, you know, people make mistakes.

02:50:44.000 Everybody's like, burn them down, cancel culture, fuck you.

02:50:49.000 Yeah, it's so anti-human.

02:50:52.000 I'm just trying to fucking stay low, man.

02:50:54.000 I want to be away from all that garbage.

02:50:57.000 Yeah.

02:50:58.000 I try to keep my mind just, you know, with these...

02:51:03.000 Those things you just showed me with those characteristics from the...

02:51:06.000 The four agreements, yeah.

02:51:08.000 I'm trying to live this way.

02:51:09.000 I'm trying to...

02:51:10.000 A path that I'm just...

02:51:12.000 I'm happy.

02:51:13.000 I want to be happy.

02:51:14.000 I want to live my life to the fullest and have the people around me very happy.

02:51:18.000 Yeah, that's possible.

02:51:20.000 Live to the best.

02:51:21.000 It's possible in a small group.

02:51:23.000 And if all the people that are in these small groups also live this way, then these small groups can come together and we could live pretty much like that as a nation, as a country, as a world even.

02:51:36.000 We just have to understand what this is all about.

02:51:40.000 It's like you can create conflict if you want.

02:51:43.000 You can just live and dwell in negativity if you choose, but you don't have to.

02:51:48.000 And you could choose to be positive.

02:51:51.000 You have the choice.

02:51:52.000 It's hard.

02:51:53.000 It's hard when you feel like you got no hope and your life is not what you want it to be and you're not where you want to be.

02:51:59.000 It's hard for a lot of folks to see past that.

02:52:01.000 It's true.

02:52:02.000 But I feel like everyone has to know that they have choices.

02:52:05.000 That there's not like, not every door is closed.

02:52:09.000 There's choices to be made.

02:52:11.000 That's why I think what you've done with your body, what you've done over the last year, was showing that you can make positive choices and it really can change your life.

02:52:23.000 It really can.

02:52:24.000 We talked about this today that you were inspiring people when we were working out, but I really think it's probably hard to know how much you inspire people.

02:52:32.000 I think you probably inspire thousands and thousands of people to change their lives and to live a better life.

02:52:39.000 More healthy life.

02:52:40.000 Because they saw you doing it.

02:52:41.000 For sure.

02:52:41.000 Like, I was definitely an example of...

02:52:45.000 I don't even like overindulgence and just fucking living to the fullest without any regard, with zero regard, you know?

02:52:53.000 Yeah.

02:52:54.000 Just fucked up.

02:52:55.000 But it was fun, you know?

02:52:57.000 But it's not the right thing to do.

02:52:59.000 So I wanted to show myself that I could do this.

02:53:03.000 Like, I don't have to fucking just be, you know, a fucking eating animal.

02:53:08.000 Well, not only that, you carry it with you on the road.

02:53:11.000 I have to.

02:53:12.000 My manager got a hold of me, and she was like, Action Bronson is looking for a gym.

02:53:18.000 I'm like, fuck yeah, he is.

02:53:20.000 Fuck yeah, he is.

02:53:21.000 I'm like, let's bring him down to the honor gym.

02:53:22.000 We got gyms.

02:53:23.000 Hell yeah.

02:53:24.000 We got plenty of room.

02:53:25.000 I go, let's work out.

02:53:26.000 Let's do something.

02:53:27.000 I love that.

02:53:28.000 I mean, listen, that's exactly what I needed.

02:53:31.000 Yeah, no, it was cool, man.

02:53:34.000 Wolf, that was a good experience, bro.

02:53:35.000 John Wolf the shit.

02:53:35.000 I had a great experience.

02:53:37.000 Listen, brother, it's always great seeing you, but you make me feel very happy.

02:53:41.000 I'm real happy for you.

02:53:42.000 I love it.

02:53:43.000 I love what you're doing.

02:53:43.000 I appreciate you, bro.

02:53:44.000 Keep going.

02:53:44.000 A year from now, you're going to look like Camille.

02:53:46.000 Yeah, that's right.

02:53:47.000 Super jack, veins on your face and shit.

02:53:50.000 No fucking ceilings.

02:53:52.000 No ceilings.

02:53:52.000 Just gains.

02:53:53.000 Yeah, like that DMT trip you had.

02:53:55.000 Smash through that shit.

02:53:56.000 Smash through.

02:53:57.000 Smash through.

02:53:57.000 All of us.

02:53:58.000 Everybody listening.

02:53:59.000 Everyone.

02:54:00.000 Even the haters.

02:54:01.000 Come on.

02:54:02.000 You can be better.

02:54:03.000 We can all be better together.

02:54:05.000 Young Jamie.

02:54:06.000 Tell these motherfuckers about your shirt.

02:54:08.000 Oh, shit.

02:54:08.000 Your shirt.

02:54:09.000 YoungJamie.com.

02:54:10.000 Yeah.

02:54:10.000 420 special.

02:54:11.000 People that love this design.

02:54:13.000 Oh, well, look what we got, bitches. 1.00

02:54:15.000 Beautiful.

02:54:16.000 Pull that shit up, Jamie.

02:54:18.000 Enjoy.

02:54:19.000 Enjoy.

02:54:19.000 I love it.

02:54:20.000 YoungJamie.com.

02:54:22.000 And that's it.

02:54:23.000 Brother, you're the shit.

02:54:24.000 I love you, man.

02:54:25.000 Thank you.

02:54:25.000 You're the best.

02:54:26.000 No, you're the best.

02:54:28.000 Goodbye, everybody.

02:54:29.000 Have fun.

02:54:30.000 Four agreements or five, whatever you want.

02:54:32.000 Shit.

02:54:32.000 Go by two.

02:54:33.000 Do your best.

02:54:34.000 Much love.

The Joe Rogan Experience - April 20, 2021

Joe Rogan Experience #1637 - Action Bronson

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