The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #1650 - Russell Peters

00:00:03.000 The Joe Rogan Experience.

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00:00:08.000 All day.

00:00:15.000 Hello, Russell.

00:00:16.000 Hello, Joseph.

00:00:17.000 Good to see you, my friend.

00:00:18.000 How are you, pally? 0.98

00:00:20.000 I'm fucking great. 0.99

00:00:22.000 Better now that you're here. 0.97

00:00:23.000 I called you and I said, Joe, I really want to do your podcast again.

00:00:23.000 I know.

00:00:26.000 You said, sure.

00:00:27.000 Anytime, buddy.

00:00:28.000 I know.

00:00:29.000 It was great.

00:00:29.000 I was very happy.

00:00:30.000 I thought you were going to be like, oh, man, you know, I got so many people out here.

00:00:33.000 Come on.

00:00:34.000 Russell, you and I go back, my friend.

00:00:36.000 I tell everybody I wear the watch you gave me every special, and I have since 2014. Oh, really?

00:00:43.000 I didn't know that detail.

00:00:44.000 That's an interesting detail.

00:00:45.000 You gave me a watch once.

00:00:46.000 It was the most ridiculously generous thing ever.

00:00:49.000 I was looking at your watch.

00:00:50.000 I go, that's a nice watch.

00:00:51.000 You want it?

00:00:52.000 And you took it off and gave it to me.

00:00:53.000 I'm like, Jesus Christ.

00:00:55.000 So I've worn it every special.

00:00:57.000 I've tried that with you.

00:00:58.000 I was like, Joe, that's a really nice Porsche.

00:01:00.000 And you walked away.

00:01:00.000 Yeah, it is.

00:01:02.000 Oh, it's a ploy.

00:01:03.000 I see how it works.

00:01:05.000 Well, it never worked.

00:01:06.000 It never worked.

00:01:07.000 So I took your advice and I started my podcast.

00:01:11.000 I heard.

00:01:12.000 Yes.

00:01:13.000 How many have you done so far?

00:01:15.000 I think I've done maybe eight or nine, maybe.

00:01:18.000 Are you enjoying it?

00:01:19.000 I'm having a good time with it, you know.

00:01:21.000 Why'd you wait so long?

00:01:24.000 I really don't.

00:01:25.000 It really wasn't until your prompting that I started to look into it.

00:01:29.000 And then you said you'd be my first guest, but I was like, let me get some people under my belt first.

00:01:34.000 Get rolling.

00:01:35.000 Yeah, let me get rolling.

00:01:36.000 Yeah, that's like becoming a white belt and go, hey, let me roll with you. 1.00

00:01:36.000 Get comfortable. 1.00

00:01:39.000 You're like, no, don't do that.

00:01:41.000 Do you have a studio at your house?

00:01:44.000 Where do you have your studio?

00:01:45.000 There's no studio.

00:01:45.000 I just do it in my backyard.

00:01:47.000 Oh, nice.

00:01:48.000 I have a little porch area with a humidor, and then we sit around like this, we smoke cigars, we have some drinks.

00:01:54.000 I like outdoor podcasts.

00:01:57.000 Anthony Cumia used to do his in his backyard.

00:01:59.000 That was by force, not by choice.

00:02:02.000 Well, when he left New York, when he left Opie and Anthony.

00:02:06.000 When he went back to Long Island and built his little...

00:02:10.000 The compound.

00:02:10.000 His compound.

00:02:11.000 Yeah.

00:02:12.000 But he used to do it just like sitting out by the pool.

00:02:15.000 Yeah, the pool's right there.

00:02:16.000 And, you know, you'll hear planes go by and stuff.

00:02:19.000 It's nice.

00:02:19.000 But it's like this.

00:02:20.000 It's just conversation.

00:02:21.000 It's just hanging out.

00:02:22.000 I took a page out of your book.

00:02:24.000 I was like, people are like, well, what's it going to be about?

00:02:25.000 I go, I just want you to hear me and my friends hanging out and talking.

00:02:29.000 Yeah.

00:02:29.000 You know, a little fly on the wall business there.

00:02:31.000 Yeah, that's all it needs to be.

00:02:33.000 This idea that it needs to be something very specific.

00:02:36.000 Like, what are you going to talk about?

00:02:38.000 Like, you need an angle.

00:02:39.000 You need a hook. 0.94

00:02:40.000 Yeah, I'm like, there's no, like, I go, I'm going to have a tough time fucking sticking to that script. 0.97

00:02:45.000 Yeah.

00:02:46.000 Well, I don't know, though.

00:02:48.000 Some people, like, Ari has a theme for most of his podcasts.

00:02:53.000 Ari's a very thematic guy.

00:02:55.000 Even when he came up with the TV shows, you know?

00:02:58.000 He would always have a theme.

00:02:59.000 And when he would have those shows at the store, okay, we're going to do this night.

00:03:02.000 Do you have a blah, blah, blah story for that?

00:03:05.000 Which is good.

00:03:08.000 And, you know, it challenges the guest a little bit.

00:03:11.000 Yeah.

00:03:12.000 Which is nice, but...

00:03:13.000 Well, that's how he came up with his show.

00:03:15.000 He came up with the idea for his show when he was just trying to figure out ways to work on bits that are storytelling form.

00:03:23.000 So he said, you know what I'll do?

00:03:24.000 I'll just do a whole storytelling show.

00:03:26.000 Where you don't do your act, you just tell a story.

00:03:29.000 Right.

00:03:30.000 And then he set it up in the lab, the old lab, before it became that weird lab in the improv.

00:03:35.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, on Melrose there.

00:03:36.000 Yeah.

00:03:37.000 And then he started doing it there. 0.99

00:03:38.000 And then next thing you know, it was a fucking Comedy Central show. 0.99

00:03:42.000 I know. 0.99

00:03:42.000 I did a couple of those. 0.99

00:03:44.000 This Is Not Happening.

00:03:45.000 I did This Is Not Happening, but then he had the other ones that he would do live before he was recording them.

00:03:49.000 Yeah, what did he call those?

00:03:52.000 Were those called This Is Not Happening as well?

00:03:54.000 No.

00:03:55.000 I think one variation of it was, but the earlier ones were some sort of road stories or whatever.

00:04:01.000 I can't even remember why he stopped doing the show now.

00:04:04.000 I think it was because that little episode happened with...

00:04:08.000 When...

00:04:11.000 Who died?

00:04:12.000 No.

00:04:13.000 It was before that.

00:04:14.000 It was before that?

00:04:15.000 Yeah.

00:04:16.000 Somebody else died.

00:04:18.000 I think they canceled him, basically.

00:04:19.000 And then they replaced him with somebody else.

00:04:21.000 I'm trying to remember what it was.

00:04:25.000 God, I can't remember. 1.00

00:04:26.000 They fuck with Ari a lot. 1.00

00:04:27.000 Well, Ari's a wild man. 1.00

00:04:29.000 Ari's a wild man, but if you know him...

00:04:30.000 He's a legit wild...

00:04:31.000 He's a beautiful person.

00:04:32.000 I love him to death.

00:04:33.000 If you know him, he's a great guy.

00:04:34.000 He's a great guy.

00:04:35.000 I love him.

00:04:36.000 I love him to death.

00:04:38.000 But he's a wild man.

00:04:40.000 But that's why he's a great comic.

00:04:42.000 He's wild.

00:04:44.000 There's a lot of great comics that are wild.

00:04:46.000 We just got to be more forgiving with those people.

00:04:48.000 They don't mean to be bad.

00:04:49.000 Yeah, you got to understand people is what it is.

00:04:52.000 I always say it's about the intent.

00:04:55.000 It's not what they're saying.

00:04:56.000 Look at the intent.

00:04:58.000 See if they're actually being diabolical or if they're just not thinking.

00:05:05.000 Right.

00:05:05.000 Yeah.

00:05:06.000 Well, it's like a lot of impulsiveness involved in some folks in our business, you know, and sometimes they think it's a good idea and you want to call them up, you know, right before they do it and catch them.

00:05:18.000 Usually you don't.

00:05:19.000 Yeah.

00:05:20.000 It goes out and then you go, hey, no!

00:05:23.000 It's like a social media post, you know? 0.50

00:05:25.000 In the moment, you're like, this is what I'm fucking feeling and I'm going to put this out there.

00:05:29.000 And I've been guilty of it and I've stopped myself from it too at the same time, you know? 0.79

00:05:34.000 Yeah.

00:05:35.000 There's a lot of comics that, like, social media is not a healthy thing for them.

00:05:40.000 It's just too...

00:05:43.000 It's too much of a minefield, you know?

00:05:47.000 Oh, yeah.

00:05:47.000 It's too fraught with peril.

00:05:48.000 Yeah, and that's the thing.

00:05:49.000 I'm always careful about what I'm posting.

00:05:51.000 Like, I have this company that cuts my bits together for me and subtitles them, and then they'll send it to me.

00:05:57.000 I don't know what they're going to send me, because it's always, like, crowd work stuff that they're sending me, because I don't want to burn material.

00:06:01.000 Right.

00:06:02.000 And... 0.99

00:06:03.000 And I'm like, fuck, that's funny, but I know that this one line in there is going to cause a fucking shitstorm of people to be like, what's wrong with you? 0.99

00:06:10.000 You can't... 1.00

00:06:11.000 And I'm like, you're missing the fucking point, pal. 0.99

00:06:13.000 Dude, I watched Step Brothers the other day. 0.99

00:06:15.000 You could not make that movie today.

00:06:17.000 You could not make it, and it was so good.

00:06:20.000 You can't make a lot of things that we made five years ago today.

00:06:23.000 Can you imagine if they tried to make Step Brothers today?

00:06:26.000 But by the way, here's a question.

00:06:28.000 When was the last time you saw a really good funny movie?

00:06:30.000 Like a recent funny movie?

00:06:31.000 We have not.

00:06:32.000 We have not.

00:06:33.000 They don't exist.

00:06:34.000 It's hard because they're trying to incorporate too much.

00:06:37.000 Well, you're trying to be woke.

00:06:39.000 You're trying to apply these rules that are created by these people that just want to kind of control people's ability to express themselves.

00:06:48.000 Well, they want you to show this world that matches their imaginary world.

00:06:53.000 You're like, but that's not my world.

00:06:55.000 Not only that, it's like, come on, man.

00:06:58.000 Do you really get offended when you watch Step Brothers?

00:07:01.000 Does that offend you?

00:07:02.000 You got offended by Step Brothers.

00:07:03.000 You've got issues.

00:07:04.000 That's how I feel like the people that are getting offended have their own things that they're dealing with.

00:07:08.000 Yeah.

00:07:09.000 And they just need somebody to blame.

00:07:10.000 Well, they're just deciding what people can and can't say and don't, you know...

00:07:17.000 Whatever they think is non-acceptable now in this new world of just calling out everybody for everything. 0.98

00:07:24.000 I think about my act when I started like 32 years ago, and I'm like, holy shit! 0.99

00:07:29.000 What the fuck was wrong with me? 0.99

00:07:31.000 So many problems. 0.99

00:07:32.000 So problematic.

00:07:34.000 Hey, did you watch the Canelo fight this weekend?

00:07:36.000 I was working.

00:07:37.000 You didn't see it at all?

00:07:39.000 I saw the highlights.

00:07:40.000 He broke his face.

00:07:42.000 Bro, he hit so hard.

00:07:43.000 Broke that orbital bone.

00:07:44.000 He's one of those guys that, like, you know, some guys just have power, right?

00:07:48.000 But he works on it all the time.

00:07:50.000 That's what I say.

00:07:51.000 He's the most, in every fight, he's the most improved fighter.

00:07:54.000 He always goes back and fixes anything he saw wrong.

00:07:57.000 Yep.

00:07:58.000 Well, the Danny Jacobs fight, remember his head movement?

00:08:01.000 Yep.

00:08:02.000 It gave Danny problems.

00:08:04.000 We could give anybody problems, but it was also like he was showing his head movement in that fight.

00:08:09.000 Yeah, because they used to say he just walked right in and then he fixed it.

00:08:12.000 There was a video of Deontay Wilder, yesterday I saw it, and he's looking really good.

00:08:18.000 Malik Scott King is training him now.

00:08:20.000 What is he doing with him?

00:08:21.000 Oh, he looks like a completely different fighter.

00:08:23.000 I think if you could find that.

00:08:24.000 Oh, is he like using a lot of jabs?

00:08:27.000 Jabs, and he's planting his feet, and he looks like a boxer now.

00:08:30.000 He doesn't look like a wild man just leaping off his feet and throwing these wild punches.

00:08:34.000 And I'm excited to see him fight now because he looked really sharp, looked like a real boxer now.

00:08:39.000 Don't you think he needs a few fights like that with lower tier competition?

00:08:45.000 Look at that.

00:08:46.000 Look at that.

00:08:47.000 Sitting on him.

00:08:48.000 Bam.

00:08:49.000 The jab is very important.

00:08:51.000 He's going to need some tune-up fights, don't you think?

00:08:55.000 He should definitely have a...

00:08:56.000 Just to see how that style works in the ring.

00:08:58.000 But he's moving.

00:08:59.000 You see the way he's moving?

00:09:00.000 He never moved like that before. 0.99

00:09:01.000 But again, he's a guy that has fucking preposterous power. 0.99

00:09:06.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:09:07.000 Power's so weird, you know?

00:09:09.000 It is because he's so thin.

00:09:11.000 You're like, where's it coming from?

00:09:12.000 Well, Tommy Hearns.

00:09:13.000 Yeah, well, Tommy, yeah.

00:09:14.000 Tommy Hearns, he knocked Roberto Duran out cold.

00:09:16.000 The only guy ever.

00:09:17.000 Second round.

00:09:18.000 There's just guys that just have preposterous power.

00:09:21.000 And Canelo is a guy that has power but is constantly working on it.

00:09:24.000 There's a great clip of him working with Andy Ruiz.

00:09:28.000 And they're, you know that shield, that weird hand shield that they hold up?

00:09:33.000 Yeah, the one you hold.

00:09:33.000 For hooks.

00:09:34.000 And he's like, this is not for speed.

00:09:36.000 This is just power.

00:09:37.000 Just power.

00:09:38.000 He's like, don't try to be fast with this.

00:09:40.000 Just power.

00:09:41.000 And you see him just...

00:09:43.000 Everything is, and so in that fight with Billy Joe, and Billy Joe kept doing that same lean over and over, like after he would punch, he would lean out of the way, and he just timed it perfectly with that uppercut, and threw everything in it.

00:09:57.000 Yeah, that's the thing, he really watches you in a fight.

00:10:00.000 He's not like some knucklehead who knows how to, he really pays it, he's very aware.

00:10:06.000 And to me, I was never a Canelo guy before, but after the past five fights, I was like, you know what? 0.98

00:10:11.000 If I'm not a Canelo fan, now I'm a fucking hater. 0.97

00:10:14.000 But I am a fan now because I really appreciate his work ethic, you know, the way he fucking... 0.98

00:10:19.000 Yeah, this. 0.97

00:10:20.000 See, it's about power.

00:10:22.000 Yeah, see, this is the thing they're working on.

00:10:25.000 They just...

00:10:27.000 And he'll do that over and over and over again.

00:10:29.000 So he's a guy who already had big power, but he's constantly working and developing that power.

00:10:35.000 So in a fight like the Saunders fight, there was massive consequences to anything that Saunders did.

00:10:42.000 Did you see?

00:10:43.000 How about that fight?

00:10:44.000 I watched that fight.

00:10:45.000 The Chris Areola fight?

00:10:46.000 Yeah.

00:10:46.000 Chris Areola cracked him!

00:10:48.000 He did a few times.

00:10:49.000 He had him on Queer Street a couple of times.

00:10:51.000 A couple of times, yeah.

00:10:51.000 Are you allowed to say Queer Street anymore?

00:10:53.000 Yes, you can stay.

00:10:54.000 It's an odd street.

00:10:55.000 It is an odd street.

00:10:56.000 Well, queer is not even, it's not derogatory.

00:10:59.000 Like, queer is a distinction. 0.86

00:11:01.000 Like, it's a part of LBGTQ. Yeah. 0.99

00:11:03.000 Queer, it's okay. 1.00

00:11:04.000 Which is interesting, right?

00:11:05.000 Because queer used to be derogatory.

00:11:07.000 My dad used to use that as a derogatory term to me.

00:11:10.000 I'd wear, like, I came on a pink shirt.

00:11:12.000 My God, have you become queer? 1.00

00:11:13.000 And I'm like, what? 0.88

00:11:15.000 Your father's accent's amazing.

00:11:17.000 Does he really talk like that?

00:11:18.000 Have you become queer? 0.69

00:11:18.000 He used to talk like that. 0.69

00:11:20.000 And I'm like, what? 0.99

00:11:22.000 My dad would use the, like, he was an English major, so he would always pick these words that would make it go, what the fuck? 0.89

00:11:32.000 My brother, we all lived in the same house, obviously, growing up. 0.98

00:11:36.000 And my brother was a bigger guy.

00:11:38.000 And then my dad would be in, we had breakfast the next morning.

00:11:41.000 My dad would be like, Clayton, what time did you come in last night?

00:11:45.000 My brother's like, you know, 2.30.

00:11:46.000 And he's like, I know I heard you lumbering around like a bloody elephant upstairs.

00:11:51.000 Bloody. 0.95

00:11:52.000 Lumbering. 0.99

00:11:53.000 Lumbering around like a bloody elephant. 1.00

00:11:54.000 That's the thing about Canadians. 1.00

00:11:57.000 Canadians have adopted some of the vernacular of the Englishman.

00:12:01.000 Well, my dad grew up in India under British rule, and we're mixed.

00:12:06.000 But I knew a girl from Canada, and she used to say she was going to the loo.

00:12:09.000 Oh, she was just trying to be special.

00:12:12.000 Oh, you think so?

00:12:13.000 I don't like when people say cheers either.

00:12:14.000 All right, cheers, pal.

00:12:15.000 You don't like cheers?

00:12:16.000 No, when they're saying thank you.

00:12:18.000 Oh, cheers, man.

00:12:19.000 Oh, right.

00:12:19.000 Thanks.

00:12:21.000 Not like cheers with a glass.

00:12:22.000 Cheers for the drink.

00:12:24.000 Cheers, mate.

00:12:25.000 Cheers for the cigar. 1.00

00:12:26.000 No, motherfucker, thank you. 1.00

00:12:27.000 Right, right. 1.00

00:12:28.000 I see what you're saying.

00:12:29.000 The term cheers for like a thank you bothers me.

00:12:32.000 Yeah, cheers. 0.99

00:12:32.000 Because it's like, are you really going to fucking cheer? 0.99

00:12:35.000 Hey, Joe, give me a cigar. 0.99

00:12:36.000 Hooray! 0.97

00:12:38.000 Well, it's like aloha.

00:12:40.000 It's got a lot of names.

00:12:42.000 This bothers me.

00:12:43.000 Unless you're Hawaiian, this bothers me. 1.00

00:12:44.000 Does it? 0.99

00:12:45.000 It bothers the shit out of me. 0.98

00:12:46.000 You better not surf. 0.98

00:12:47.000 I know.

00:12:48.000 People that take pictures with me are like... 1.00

00:12:49.000 The surfers love that shit. 1.00

00:12:51.000 For them and Hawaiians, I get it. 1.00

00:12:51.000 I get it. 1.00

00:12:54.000 Random dudes are like...

00:12:54.000 Surfers.

00:12:56.000 Jiu-Jitsu guys like that too, Chaka. 0.99

00:12:58.000 I know, it fucking bothers me. 0.98

00:12:59.000 Oh, that's where it bothers you, yeah. 0.99

00:13:01.000 I'm like, what are you doing?

00:13:02.000 Listen, you're a part of the culture now.

00:13:03.000 You've got to adopt a lot of Jiu-Jitsu weirdness.

00:13:05.000 I know, and I don't say os.

00:13:08.000 Os.

00:13:09.000 Os. 1.00

00:13:10.000 Yeah, even John Jacques, I ask him about it, he goes, ah, it's stupid. 0.99

00:13:13.000 We don't use that. 0.97

00:13:15.000 Well, it's really not a jujitsu thing as much as it was more of a karate thing.

00:13:21.000 Os was a karate thing.

00:13:23.000 But it's like a respect thing.

00:13:24.000 I remember the kiais. 1.00

00:13:26.000 Oh, kiais when you throw punches. 1.00

00:13:28.000 But os is like, you say it like, it's almost like kind of tongue-in-cheek when most guys do it.

00:13:32.000 Os.

00:13:33.000 But they're serious.

00:13:35.000 You know, they're saying respect.

00:13:36.000 It's like saying respect.

00:13:37.000 I don't know how to use it, so I don't bother with it.

00:13:40.000 I'll use poha because you hear that all the time.

00:13:44.000 Poha's a lot of things. 0.99

00:13:45.000 It's cum, it's nuts. 0.99

00:13:47.000 I believe I mentioned it on the last time I was on it. 0.99

00:13:50.000 They all do it.

00:13:51.000 They all say it.

00:13:51.000 Brazilians love to say poha.

00:13:54.000 Portuguese from Brazil is such a beautiful language because it's so flowing.

00:14:02.000 It's got like a sing song.

00:14:04.000 Yeah, but if you hear the Portuguese from Portugal talk, it's a very different accent.

00:14:08.000 Oh, I don't even know what it sounds like over in Portugal.

00:14:11.000 Yeah, because when I hear like, you know, the guys in the jiu-jitsu world speaking, and you hear them talking, they're always laughing and making jokes.

00:14:17.000 And you know they're making jokes and breaking each other's balls, but you know what they're saying.

00:14:20.000 Oh, it's... 0.94

00:14:26.000 I was listening to Henzo.

00:14:28.000 Henzo Gracie has a clip on his Instagram.

00:14:30.000 Yesterday he posted something in all Portuguese.

00:14:32.000 All Portuguese.

00:14:33.000 And I just like hearing it.

00:14:36.000 Play it.

00:14:37.000 Because Henzo's got the perfect Portuguese-Brazilian accent.

00:14:39.000 Yeah, Henzo has that pitch he hits with his voice. 0.99

00:14:43.000 He's a fucking worldwide... 0.99

00:14:45.000 I would say national treasure, but he's Brazil's. 1.00

00:14:47.000 So he's a worldwide treasure.

00:14:49.000 Yeah, he's a worldwide treasure, for sure.

00:14:50.000 He's a entrepreneur.

00:14:51.000 Let's look at the art of this academy.

00:14:51.000 That's it.

00:14:54.000 Look here.

00:14:57.000 He's looking at pictures on the wall of, like, famous jiu-jitsu guys.

00:15:04.000 That's the famous mats of New York City. 0.98

00:15:09.000 Enzo Gracie Academy.

00:15:18.000 It's a beautiful language.

00:15:21.000 It's beautiful.

00:15:22.000 It's when he does it, it sounds good. 1.00

00:15:33.000 He sounds like he's just talking shit to you, doesn't it? 1.00

00:15:35.000 Because of the look in Henzo's face all the time, he probably is talking shit to you. 1.00

00:15:39.000 One of my favorite Henzo stories was Henzo live-streamed him beating these dudes' asses who were following him around trying to mug him. 1.00

00:15:46.000 Oh, I remember that. 0.98

00:15:47.000 I remember that. 1.00

00:15:48.000 These poor fucks, they decided they were going to mug Henzo. 1.00

00:15:52.000 And he took pictures of his knuckles after he beat their asses, and it was like, what a great day. 1.00

00:15:59.000 That was in New York City, right? 0.99

00:16:00.000 Yes.

00:16:00.000 Yes, I remember that.

00:16:02.000 This was pre-pandemic when New York City was slightly more safe, like quite a bit more safe, actually.

00:16:07.000 It's pretty sketchy now.

00:16:10.000 I've trained with Half a couple of times. 0.88

00:16:12.000 Half's a dangerous man.

00:16:13.000 Oh man, Half shows me dirty moves. 0.96

00:16:15.000 He's a mean dude.

00:16:16.000 He's a great guy, and he'll be like, okay, show me what you know.

00:16:20.000 And I'm like, I'm scared of you, Half. 1.00

00:16:22.000 I'm not smashing you.

00:16:24.000 I'm rolling real light.

00:16:25.000 And he's like, you need to go back to the basics. 0.97

00:16:28.000 I'm like, no, I just don't want to fucking... 0.92

00:16:30.000 I don't want to feel what you're going to do to me if I put my pressure on you. 0.97

00:16:34.000 How often are you training these days?

00:16:36.000 Not as much as I want to.

00:16:37.000 What do you want to?

00:16:38.000 I want to train three times a week, four times a week.

00:16:40.000 What have you been doing, like one or two?

00:16:41.000 Yeah, lately it's been like once a month.

00:16:44.000 Are you doing other stuff?

00:16:45.000 Do you have like a personal trainer or anything like that?

00:16:48.000 Nah, I just got my yoga ball and some dumbbells.

00:16:50.000 Dude, get a personal trainer. 1.00

00:16:52.000 Get someone who you're accountable to, so you have to show up.

00:16:55.000 They show up at your house.

00:16:57.000 All you need is a yoga ball and some dumbbells. 0.86

00:16:59.000 I mean, get a good trainer.

00:17:00.000 You don't need a lot of equipment.

00:17:02.000 Get someone who makes you do stuff.

00:17:04.000 Yeah, I just want a jizz.

00:17:07.000 Otherwise, I have no time right now.

00:17:09.000 I finally got my kid back.

00:17:11.000 There's a lot of people that are rewinding us going, did he say he wants a jizz?

00:17:15.000 What are you saying?

00:17:16.000 I want a bowl haul over the place. 0.99

00:17:17.000 I just want a jizz.

00:17:18.000 I just want a jizz. 0.76

00:17:19.000 Just want a jizz. 0.98

00:17:20.000 You just like doing jizz.

00:17:22.000 So you got your kid back?

00:17:23.000 I got my kid back, finally.

00:17:25.000 Well, I get him eight hours a day.

00:17:28.000 Every day?

00:17:29.000 A lot of days?

00:17:29.000 Not every day.

00:17:30.000 That's good.

00:17:31.000 How long were you guys separated?

00:17:33.000 It goes back and forth.

00:17:35.000 You guys working it out, though?

00:17:36.000 I mean, the courts are working it out, buddy.

00:17:38.000 You know how this system is not a good system, is all I'm saying.

00:17:41.000 My brother.

00:17:42.000 I know.

00:17:44.000 I can't blame anybody but myself, so I'll take all accountability on this.

00:17:49.000 That's good.

00:17:50.000 I know.

00:17:51.000 But good to hear at least you get to see your son.

00:17:54.000 Yeah, I'm in a better place than when I was last July when I saw you.

00:17:58.000 That's good.

00:17:59.000 Yeah, it was dark then.

00:18:00.000 Yeah, you were worried about it, yeah.

00:18:02.000 It was a little dark time for me.

00:18:03.000 Yeah, it seemed like it was.

00:18:05.000 You saved me.

00:18:05.000 Yeah.

00:18:06.000 How did I save you?

00:18:07.000 Just being you.

00:18:07.000 I don't know.

00:18:09.000 I got a great girl now.

00:18:11.000 She's awesome. 0.83

00:18:11.000 Oh, that's good. 0.83

00:18:12.000 Nice.

00:18:13.000 Look at you.

00:18:13.000 See, things are coming up roses now.

00:18:15.000 You're always lucky.

00:18:16.000 No, this time I really got lucky this one.

00:18:20.000 This chick literally saved my life. 1.00

00:18:21.000 Yeah?

00:18:22.000 Oh, that's awesome.

00:18:23.000 I love to hear that.

00:18:25.000 Yeah, it's a good thing.

00:18:26.000 I finally, you know, I got your match, you know?

00:18:29.000 Beautiful.

00:18:29.000 You got your match, I found my match.

00:18:31.000 Yeah, you got your match.

00:18:32.000 Yeah, that's a lot of life, man.

00:18:35.000 Finding compatible people, both friends and lovers, you know, everything across the board.

00:18:40.000 Even business people, you know, I know a lot of people that have a bad manager, a bad agent.

00:18:46.000 If you're lucky, you find all sorts of the right people. 0.99

00:18:50.000 Yeah, I mean, it takes something to happen for you to realize you're in a fucked up place, too. 0.96

00:18:54.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:18:55.000 That pandemic kicked my ass, I gotta be honest. 1.00

00:18:58.000 That shit kicked my ass. 1.00

00:19:00.000 Well, I mean, out of nowhere, all of a sudden, you don't make any money. 1.00

00:19:03.000 Yeah, and then you realize how much you were spending. 1.00

00:19:05.000 And then your accountant goes, hey, fuckhead. 1.00

00:19:07.000 Can't live like that. 1.00

00:19:08.000 I go, oh, I mean, I knew I couldn't live like that then, but now I really can't live like that.

00:19:13.000 Well, lucky for you, you had property.

00:19:15.000 You sold some property.

00:19:17.000 Yeah.

00:19:17.000 Get your head above water.

00:19:18.000 Just tread, buddy.

00:19:20.000 But it would have been nice if you had that podcast already going, right?

00:19:23.000 See, that's what I've been trying to tell all these comics.

00:19:23.000 Oh, yeah.

00:19:26.000 Like, listen, I know comics don't like to work. 1.00

00:19:29.000 They like to fuck off. 0.99

00:19:30.000 We're lazy, that's why we do what we do. 1.00

00:19:32.000 Yeah, we're lazy, we're impulsive, you know? 0.99

00:19:35.000 And whenever people try to say that I'm disciplined, I always go, listen, I'm the fucking laziest, disciplined person you'll ever meet in your life. 0.96

00:19:41.000 I get things done, but I don't want to. 0.97

00:19:43.000 I mean, it's not like I get up every day and I'm like, yes, here we go!

00:19:47.000 What time do you wake up?

00:19:49.000 Early.

00:19:50.000 And you go to bed late.

00:19:51.000 Yeah.

00:19:53.000 But I get up, I always say goodbye to my kids in the morning, and lately I've been doing hyperbaric chamber sessions.

00:20:01.000 Really?

00:20:02.000 Yeah.

00:20:02.000 I didn't want to talk about it until I know whether or not this is legit.

00:20:06.000 And?

00:20:07.000 And I don't know.

00:20:08.000 I don't know whether or not it's legit.

00:20:09.000 Wasn't Michael Jackson doing that at one point?

00:20:10.000 No.

00:20:11.000 Maybe.

00:20:12.000 Yeah, before he was doing the propofol, he was doing hyperbaric chambers.

00:20:15.000 That's right.

00:20:15.000 Yeah, you're right.

00:20:16.000 He was.

00:20:16.000 You're right.

00:20:17.000 It's supposed to lengthen your telomeres.

00:20:21.000 There's a study out of Israel where they did 60 sessions over 90 days.

00:20:29.000 And one measure of biological health and age is the length of your telomeres.

00:20:36.000 What are your telomeres?

00:20:37.000 Your telomeres, I'll butcher it. 0.99

00:20:41.000 There's Michael Jackson.

00:20:43.000 That's the old school one with the walkie-talkie on it.

00:20:44.000 Yeah, that's a weird one, right?

00:20:46.000 Because it's all glass.

00:20:47.000 What is it, just high oxygen?

00:20:49.000 It is, yes.

00:20:51.000 Here, well, let's go to telomeres first.

00:20:53.000 Google the term telomeres because I don't want to fuck it up.

00:20:56.000 But it has something to do, I believe, with your mitochondria and the length of your telomeres indicates...

00:21:06.000 It's an indication of health and of biological age, although the biological age aspect of it is disputed, but people like David Sinclair think it's a good indication of your biological age.

00:21:18.000 He's been on the podcast a couple times before.

00:21:20.000 He's a professor at Harvard, and most of his study is in anti-aging.

00:21:27.000 Yeah, but go to telomeres, please.

00:21:29.000 Oh, that's how you spell telomeres.

00:21:30.000 Yeah, but I wanted to know the definition.

00:21:33.000 I had it all wrong in my head.

00:21:36.000 Just telomeres, just so I could figure out how to say it.

00:21:40.000 Okay.

00:21:41.000 It's the end of a chromosome.

00:21:44.000 Telomeres are made of repetitive sequences of non-coding DNA that protect their chromosomes from damage.

00:21:51.000 Each time a cell divides, the telomere becomes shorter.

00:21:54.000 Eventually, the telomeres become so short the cell can no longer divide.

00:21:58.000 So this is as you get older, your telomeres become shorter.

00:22:01.000 And now Google telomeres, hyperbaric, the thing that you had already.

00:22:06.000 And what this is, for the first time, hyperbaric oxygen therapy proven to reverse biological aging in humans.

00:22:12.000 Does that look like the ones you're doing?

00:22:14.000 No, I don't know what these people are doing.

00:22:15.000 Are you doing chamber? 0.99

00:22:16.000 Yeah, I'm in a fucking metal tube. 0.99

00:22:19.000 Do you have one at the house? 0.99

00:22:20.000 No, no, but I'm gonna get one.

00:22:22.000 I know, you're that guy.

00:22:23.000 Yeah.

00:22:24.000 You had the, you know, the isolation tank.

00:22:26.000 Sensory deprivation.

00:22:27.000 I'm getting one in here.

00:22:28.000 Yeah, we'll have one in here soon.

00:22:29.000 With salt water?

00:22:30.000 Yes.

00:22:31.000 I remember when you had it in your house when you, when I first started doing your podcast like 11 years ago.

00:22:35.000 Yeah.

00:22:36.000 Yeah.

00:22:36.000 You showed it to me.

00:22:38.000 Yeah, people think it's creepy.

00:22:39.000 It's like...

00:22:40.000 Yeah, because it is a very...

00:22:41.000 It's odd.

00:22:42.000 It is odd.

00:22:43.000 It looks like a meat locker.

00:22:44.000 Yeah.

00:22:45.000 Especially the one that the float tank...

00:22:47.000 That's the one I'm talking about.

00:22:48.000 Yeah, the float lab.

00:22:48.000 That's the one you had.

00:22:49.000 The float lab is...

00:22:50.000 They make the best ones. 0.99

00:22:51.000 They make these fucking, like, super high-end... 0.99

00:22:54.000 Crash down in Venice makes the most overly engineered float tanks. 0.99

00:23:01.000 They're so, like, he uses...

00:23:03.000 What do they go for?

00:23:04.000 I don't know.

00:23:05.000 You have to ask him.

00:23:06.000 I'm not sure.

00:23:07.000 It's not cheap.

00:23:08.000 No, I didn't imagine.

00:23:08.000 They're like 20 grand plus.

00:23:09.000 Oh yeah, no.

00:23:10.000 Forget it.

00:23:10.000 But it's got like ozone to filter out the water from bad bacteria and kill any funk that might be in there.

00:23:19.000 Although the only person who goes in mine is me.

00:23:21.000 You don't have to have one like that though.

00:23:23.000 You can get one that's fairly cheap.

00:23:24.000 The first one I ever got was a Samadhi.

00:23:26.000 I don't even know if they make those anymore.

00:23:28.000 But that was just a few grand.

00:23:29.000 That was like, I think it was three grand or something like that.

00:23:31.000 But it's...

00:23:32.000 Much less engineered than these float lab ones.

00:23:36.000 These float lab ones are like super high-end.

00:23:38.000 It's like the Porsche design one.

00:23:40.000 Yeah, it's like he just goes, he's a mad scientist, crashes.

00:23:44.000 He's been on the podcast before.

00:23:45.000 He's a wacky cat.

00:23:47.000 But he's the guy who really, like, float tanks for a long time were a dying thing.

00:23:54.000 No one was using them.

00:23:56.000 When did you discover it?

00:23:57.000 Because I know you had it 11 years ago when I... I first discovered it earlier than that.

00:24:03.000 I discovered it, I think, in the early, late 90s maybe, I think, the first time I did one.

00:24:09.000 And then I got one in like 2002. Somewhere around then?

00:24:14.000 2002, 2003?

00:24:15.000 I got one in my house.

00:24:16.000 And then I had a friend who was servicing my float tank and he told me about the float lab.

00:24:25.000 He's like, this one is okay, but the way it's made is not the best.

00:24:29.000 He's like, there's a guy in Venice that makes these insanely engineered ones.

00:24:34.000 And he showed me some photos of it.

00:24:36.000 He said, you'd really be better off getting one of these because you're going to have less problems.

00:24:40.000 Because one of the problems I had was my heating element had burned through my liner.

00:24:46.000 Something had shorted out.

00:24:47.000 Oh, wow.

00:24:48.000 And it burned through the liner, and so it flooded the inside of the tank.

00:24:52.000 It went through the liner into the base of the tank, and it fucked everything up.

00:24:55.000 And so he had to drain it and fix it and do all this stuff.

00:24:59.000 This is not the best engineered one.

00:25:01.000 You really need to get a better one if you want to have the best experience.

00:25:04.000 It's just way better in terms of sound, insulation, and the Float Lab ones, they're incredible.

00:25:10.000 How long do you sit in them for?

00:25:12.000 I like two hours.

00:25:13.000 Two hours?

00:25:14.000 Two hours is what I like.

00:25:15.000 Well, you're a little extreme, so what's the average time?

00:25:18.000 An hour.

00:25:18.000 An hour is the average person.

00:25:20.000 I see you posting those sauna ones, too, where you're sitting in the...

00:25:23.000 Yeah, I like that, too.

00:25:25.000 What are you at now?

00:25:26.000 A hundred and...

00:25:27.000 I like 185, but it really goes up to 200. It's at 200, though.

00:25:33.000 It's weird.

00:25:34.000 The way those things work, Sauna, is it depends on where you're at.

00:25:37.000 If I'm sitting at the top bench, my head is in 200. But if I lay down in the bottom bench, I'm really at 185. How long are you sitting in that for now?

00:25:48.000 25 minutes. 0.97

00:25:50.000 And sweating your ass off. 0.99

00:25:51.000 Sweat my ass off, yeah. 0.99

00:25:52.000 But it's like... 1.00

00:25:53.000 My problem is when I get into a sauna, I get bored as fuck. 0.99

00:25:56.000 Yeah, I listen to books. 0.99

00:25:58.000 See, I'm afraid my phone's going to overheat or whatever I'm listening to.

00:26:01.000 Yeah, you don't use your phone.

00:26:02.000 I use AirPods.

00:26:03.000 AirPods don't overheat for whatever reason.

00:26:05.000 I figured this out a long time ago.

00:26:06.000 So you leave the phone outside.

00:26:06.000 I have AirPods specifically for use in the sauna because I have my one that I use when I'm talking on the phone that I never take in the sauna because the sweat gets into these things and it completely fucks up the microphone.

00:26:21.000 So if I try to call people, they're like, where the fuck are you? 0.95

00:26:23.000 Sound like we're underwater. 0.99

00:26:26.000 It fucks up whatever the microphone is.

00:26:29.000 Like the soaking of the sweat.

00:26:31.000 So these are just for listening.

00:26:33.000 Yeah, I only have...

00:26:34.000 I have one pair that I wear just when I'm inside the sauna.

00:26:37.000 And they don't burn out.

00:26:38.000 So you can listen to books.

00:26:39.000 So I'm listening to this book on Cabeza de Vaca, who's a Spanish...

00:26:43.000 Yeah.

00:26:44.000 He's a Spanish explorer that landed in North America in the 1500s and walked across the country.

00:26:54.000 It's a crazy...

00:26:56.000 You ever want to complain about the weather?

00:26:57.000 You ever want to complain about your life? 1.00

00:26:59.000 Oh, fucking COVID kicked my ass. 1.00

00:27:01.000 Listen to me. 1.00

00:27:02.000 Read this fucking book. 1.00

00:27:04.000 It's called The Land So Strange. 1.00

00:27:05.000 It's amazing.

00:27:07.000 My friend Hank told me about it.

00:27:09.000 He's the security guy at Kill Tony.

00:27:12.000 Big giant Native American cat. 0.94

00:27:13.000 Oh, they got the hat on?

00:27:14.000 Yeah, I met him last night.

00:27:14.000 Yeah, that dude.

00:27:15.000 Great guy.

00:27:17.000 Hank told me about this book, and he was raving about it, and boy was he right.

00:27:21.000 It's amazing.

00:27:22.000 So are these the stories told from notes he left?

00:27:26.000 Yes, notes he left and then him telling a story back home when he eventually got rescued or made it back to Spain, which I believe happened.

00:27:36.000 I don't know.

00:27:36.000 Wait, where did he land?

00:27:38.000 They landed in Florida, and they made their way across Florida, and then they got to the Gulf of Mexico.

00:27:47.000 They did all this with rafts. 0.96

00:27:49.000 They sailed, like, I don't know how many fucking miles in rafts, and then they got attacked multiple times by Indians when they would get to shore, and some Indians took care of them, and some Indians attacked them and killed them, and... 0.99

00:28:04.000 What a fucking harrowing journey, man. 0.98

00:28:07.000 I think I'm on Chapter 8 now, and so far they've been at it for 10, I think he's been in America for 10 years at this point, or close to it. 0.99

00:28:18.000 How many people are with him?

00:28:19.000 Six years, seven years.

00:28:21.000 Well, they got down to four.

00:28:23.000 Started with?

00:28:24.000 Spoiler alert, 400. Everybody died except four dudes.

00:28:28.000 Wow. 0.99

00:28:29.000 It's fucking crazy, dude. 1.00

00:28:30.000 It is a crazy story. 0.99

00:28:32.000 And it also details what it was like in North America in that time.

00:28:38.000 Like the Mayan civilization, the Aztecs, the Native Americans. 0.90

00:28:42.000 It's amazing.

00:28:43.000 I love stories about what it was like hundreds and hundreds of years ago.

00:28:51.000 If you look at the world, in terms of like the hundreds of millions of years of people, or that, rather, hundreds of millions of years that life has been here on Earth, and then look at the amount of years that people have been here.

00:29:04.000 We've only been here like 300,000 years, 400,000 years, whatever it's been.

00:29:08.000 Then you go like 500 years ago, which is what this is.

00:29:12.000 That's nothing.

00:29:13.000 It's nothing.

00:29:14.000 It's a blink of an eye.

00:29:15.000 But my God!

00:29:16.000 It's so different.

00:29:17.000 In every way.

00:29:18.000 I mean, you look at 100 years ago and it's so different.

00:29:20.000 It's crazy.

00:29:20.000 Yeah.

00:29:21.000 But this is really wild, man.

00:29:23.000 Like, our civilization itself has leaps and bounds.

00:29:27.000 It's almost puzzling that we never fucking came across any of this stuff 500 years ago.

00:29:27.000 Yeah.

00:29:33.000 Like, we never thought about doing any of these things.

00:29:35.000 Well, we didn't have safety.

00:29:37.000 See, this is the thing that humans need to innovate.

00:29:40.000 They need safety.

00:29:41.000 Right.

00:29:42.000 They need quiet, and they need peace. 0.99

00:29:44.000 You can't be fighting off catapults with fucking flaming bodies headed your way like the Mongols were doing. 1.00

00:29:52.000 When you're fighting wars constantly, and you're constantly being invaded, and you're worried about people raping your women and stealing your food, there's no innovation. 0.99

00:30:02.000 You're not going to get anything done.

00:30:05.000 But they still had, like, their medicine men, and I'm sure they had, like, their, you know, what would be the tech people of the time, that they would, you know, these would be the warriors that would go out and do that, and then they would protect these people to, you know, to innovate the village or whatever.

00:30:19.000 There was no innovation.

00:30:21.000 I mean, all the medicine men, like, what were they? 1.00

00:30:23.000 They knew some herbs and some plants and some things that were good for you, but for the most part, you're fucked. 1.00

00:30:28.000 You get sick, you're fucked. 1.00

00:30:29.000 You break your leg, you're fucked. 1.00

00:30:31.000 You know, most of the time, you're fucked. 1.00

00:30:34.000 A lot of it was you're fucked. 1.00

00:30:35.000 We went back to being fucked again somehow. 1.00

00:30:38.000 Nah, barely. 0.99

00:30:39.000 We barely did.

00:30:40.000 But I mean, the trend of moving towards good things has good aspects and bad aspects, right?

00:30:47.000 And the bad aspects is you could not make a movie like Step Brothers anymore.

00:30:52.000 People are trying to make things so safe.

00:30:55.000 We evolved to devolve.

00:30:57.000 Yeah, we got a little crazy.

00:30:59.000 Yeah, hopefully this all goes away.

00:31:02.000 I have problems with it, you know.

00:31:04.000 I have problems with it.

00:31:05.000 It'll balance out a little bit.

00:31:07.000 It will, because there's this really weird balance of being told to be tolerant while the people...

00:31:16.000 Being intolerant. 0.98

00:31:16.000 Yeah, it's a very fucking... 0.98

00:31:18.000 I don't understand. 0.96

00:31:19.000 But you want me to tolerate you, but you're not going to tolerate my adjustment time.

00:31:24.000 Well, the compassionate people are the biggest bullies online.

00:31:28.000 Yeah, well, it's fake compassion, right?

00:31:30.000 Well, they think they're doing the right thing.

00:31:33.000 They think they're doing the right thing.

00:31:34.000 They really do.

00:31:36.000 They think they're doing the right thing.

00:31:38.000 And they think they're fighting against oppression and bigotry and all these other things.

00:31:42.000 And in their mind, that's the quest.

00:31:45.000 That's what they're doing.

00:31:47.000 Yeah.

00:31:47.000 I was walking around Austin yesterday and...

00:31:50.000 It was an ACLU booth in the middle of nowhere on Congress. 0.79

00:31:55.000 And it's a black dude standing there.

00:31:58.000 And he sees me and he goes, hey, you're that guy. 0.98

00:32:01.000 And I go, hey, you're that black guy.

00:32:03.000 And there was two white girls with him. 1.00

00:32:04.000 And they were like, oh my god, did he just call you a black guy? 0.99

00:32:06.000 And I'm like, do you think I'm the fucking guy that broke the news to him? 0.99

00:32:10.000 I go, he knows! 0.98

00:32:11.000 Well, not only that, if he knows you, he knows so much of your material is racial.

00:32:16.000 Well, when I meet people, I like to talk to them on their level.

00:32:20.000 I'm not going to come here and say, Joe, there's this new Rain DJ system.

00:32:24.000 You're going to be like, okay.

00:32:26.000 You want to talk to people on a level where I want to let them know I recognize...

00:32:32.000 This about you, and then we'll go from there.

00:32:35.000 Well, your comedy is that.

00:32:36.000 Like, your comedy is, like, pointing out racial differences, but ultimately bringing everybody together through humor.

00:32:43.000 Right.

00:32:43.000 If he knows who you are, he knows that's what you do.

00:32:46.000 Yeah, he smiles.

00:32:47.000 Yeah, because it's always friendly and warm-hearted, and it's playful.

00:32:52.000 It's all playful fun.

00:32:54.000 Yeah.

00:32:54.000 You know, but, like...

00:32:55.000 I've seen you get yelled at before about this, like online.

00:32:59.000 People get upset at you for your comedy.

00:33:01.000 It's like, come on, man.

00:33:03.000 You don't have to listen.

00:33:03.000 You don't have to watch it.

00:33:05.000 But obviously, the fucking arena's packed. 0.99

00:33:07.000 People are enjoying this. 1.00

00:33:09.000 There's definitely a group of people that don't agree with you.

00:33:12.000 They're not wrong. 0.51

00:33:14.000 I always say the people that want to cancel you aren't the people that were ever going to buy a ticket to see you.

00:33:18.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:33:19.000 So I'm not really worried about appeasing them.

00:33:21.000 When I want to keep my constituents, you know, happy.

00:33:25.000 Exactly.

00:33:26.000 Yeah, it's, you know, people can just decide that what you do is no longer appropriate.

00:33:32.000 But to you, it was never appropriate to you.

00:33:34.000 You didn't like it in the first place.

00:33:35.000 There was never a time you were going to enjoy me.

00:33:38.000 And if there was, then you're, you know... 0.96

00:33:41.000 It's a fucking odd time. 0.65

00:33:42.000 It's a weird time, Russell, but it's also a weird time for them. 0.98

00:33:45.000 It's like, you know, they're getting sucked into these ideologies too.

00:33:49.000 They're getting sucked into all this groupthink.

00:33:52.000 And there's so little, like, real one-on-one interaction when it comes to these kind of ideas and talking about things and what's appropriate and what's not appropriate.

00:34:00.000 That's what the problem is.

00:34:01.000 There needs to be more conversations happening.

00:34:03.000 Yeah.

00:34:03.000 Mm-hmm.

00:34:04.000 Like, if I have questions about, I have a trans friend, and I ask her questions all the time, that if you didn't know her and I were friends, you'd be like, are you attacking this person? 0.95

00:34:14.000 I'm like, no, I'm asking fucking questions so I can get some clarity, so I understand the situation better. 0.71

00:34:19.000 Yeah, it's funny that some things you can make fun of, and it's okay. 0.96

00:34:25.000 And everyone knows that you don't mean anything bad by it.

00:34:29.000 You're just making fun.

00:34:30.000 There's certain things you can make fun of.

00:34:32.000 Well, yeah, when you're friends.

00:34:33.000 You know what I mean?

00:34:34.000 So once you're friends with somebody, you enter this other world of ball-breaking.

00:34:39.000 Yeah.

00:34:40.000 And if you don't know the person, you're attacking them.

00:34:42.000 I'm like, no.

00:34:43.000 I would never attack this person.

00:34:45.000 They're my friend.

00:34:46.000 Well, it's weird, too, to me that the Trump administration, during the time that Trump was president, really showed some hypocritical thinking by a lot of people.

00:34:54.000 Because one of the things you're never supposed to attack is someone's body.

00:34:58.000 You're not supposed to body shame.

00:35:00.000 Right.

00:35:00.000 What was the thing they always attack?

00:35:01.000 He's got little hands, probably got a little dick. 1.00

00:35:03.000 Look at his fucked up hair. 1.00

00:35:04.000 Look how fat he is. 1.00

00:35:06.000 Like, it was all body shaming.

00:35:08.000 Yeah, remember when the doctor said he's perfectly healthy and was like, no he's not, look at him. 0.96

00:35:11.000 I'm like, who are you to fucking tell, you know what I mean?

00:35:14.000 I didn't believe that doctor either though. 0.98

00:35:15.000 I didn't believe that doctor either. 1.00

00:35:17.000 That doctor's full of shit. 1.00

00:35:18.000 That doctor's like, got one eye looking that way. 1.00

00:35:21.000 The fuck are you seeing? 1.00

00:35:22.000 The version of him that I saw... 1.00

00:35:24.000 Yeah, like, what are you saying?

00:35:26.000 He's perfectly healthy.

00:35:27.000 Compared to what?

00:35:28.000 Like, if he's going to be in the Olympics?

00:35:30.000 Like, what are you saying?

00:35:31.000 How can he be perfectly healthy?

00:35:32.000 He's never worked out a day in his life.

00:35:34.000 He's nothing but cheeseburgers and speed.

00:35:36.000 And he's 75 years old. 1.00

00:35:38.000 Get the fuck out of here. 1.00

00:35:38.000 He's not healthy. 1.00

00:35:40.000 He's alive, though.

00:35:42.000 Yeah.

00:35:43.000 Well, you know, saying with Joe Biden, you know, when I watch him talk, even I'm like, oh, come on, Joey.

00:35:48.000 Well, that's the weirdest one when people try to defend that.

00:35:51.000 They try to say there's nothing wrong with them.

00:35:52.000 They've kind of abandoned that now.

00:35:54.000 Yeah, because it's becoming more and more apparent.

00:35:56.000 Well, it's worse.

00:35:58.000 Yeah.

00:35:58.000 It's the stress of the job is intolerable for anybody.

00:36:02.000 If you got a 35-year-old super healthy person in that job in a year or two, they would be a much more broken down version of themselves.

00:36:13.000 It's just an impossible job.

00:36:15.000 If you think kids will age you, become the president of the United States and watch...

00:36:19.000 Look at Obama.

00:36:20.000 His hair started black.

00:36:21.000 He finished it was white.

00:36:23.000 It's the same thing.

00:36:24.000 Bush, too.

00:36:25.000 If you look at Bush early in office, then look at him late in office.

00:36:28.000 I mean, it's not a real four years or eight years that he's aging.

00:36:31.000 Oh, yeah.

00:36:31.000 It's like decades.

00:36:33.000 I wonder what his telomeres are saying after that. 1.00

00:36:35.000 Short as fuck. 1.00

00:36:36.000 I'm short. 1.00

00:36:37.000 Dying. 1.00

00:36:38.000 Like Trump's dick. 1.00

00:36:39.000 Get it? 1.00

00:36:40.000 His little telomere hands.

00:36:43.000 There's no way.

00:36:44.000 There's no way you could do that job.

00:36:46.000 Nobody could do that job.

00:36:47.000 Everybody gets beaten down. 1.00

00:36:48.000 And everyone's like, if I was, I'm like, go for it, stupid. 1.00

00:36:50.000 Go for it. 1.00

00:36:51.000 I want to see how long it lasts.

00:36:52.000 The thing is, Trump seemed to handle it, ironically, better than anybody that's ever done it.

00:36:56.000 Like, he seemed to age the least amount during that time in office.

00:37:01.000 And he was the most embattled.

00:37:03.000 It's true.

00:37:04.000 I'll give you that.

00:37:05.000 Whether you're a supporter or not.

00:37:05.000 It's true.

00:37:07.000 And I constantly get accused of being a Trump supporter.

00:37:09.000 I did not vote for him.

00:37:11.000 I'm not a Trump supporter.

00:37:13.000 Not.

00:37:14.000 It's not true.

00:37:14.000 I know you to be that.

00:37:16.000 It's crazy that people keep accusing me of it.

00:37:18.000 I like when I watch people accuse you of things I know you're not.

00:37:21.000 And I just sit there and I giggle. 0.87

00:37:22.000 My favorite is he's a racist. 0.97

00:37:24.000 I'm like, oh, he's terrible at it if he is. 0.99

00:37:26.000 I'm a horrible racist. 0.99

00:37:27.000 He's the worst racist I've ever met in my life. 1.00

00:37:29.000 You really got to work on this racist thing, Joe. 0.99

00:37:31.000 It's a lot of work.

00:37:32.000 Yeah.

00:37:33.000 There's too many cool people on the other side.

00:37:35.000 You have to ignore so much.

00:37:37.000 If you really wanted to be a racist, you'd have to ignore so many cool people.

00:37:37.000 Yeah.

00:37:40.000 Yeah, I saw a picture of a...

00:37:43.000 It was a Klan rally, and it was all the white power stuff, and the guy was wearing Jordans.

00:37:48.000 I'm like, uh...

00:37:49.000 I'm like, wait a minute, dude. 1.00

00:37:53.000 I hate black people, but their goddamn shoes are fantastic. 1.00

00:37:56.000 Oh, it's so dumb. 1.00

00:37:57.000 It's the dumbest thing of all time. 1.00

00:37:58.000 Being a racist is literally the dumbest thing. 1.00

00:38:01.000 See, racism is the one that makes me laugh, because I'm like, there's no way you can really... 1.00

00:38:05.000 There may be people in the group that you don't like, and that's everybody.

00:38:10.000 Everybody has that feeling. 0.99

00:38:11.000 There's somebody in one race that I didn't like, but that doesn't mean the whole fucking race is tainted to me. 0.99

00:38:16.000 Well, first of all, it's dumb because all of us came out of one place. 0.99

00:38:21.000 They think now, this is what they think about human beings, that this is a weird theory, too. 0.64

00:38:27.000 I'll send you this, Jamie, because it's really strange.

00:38:29.000 They're not even sure if this is a theory that they're working on now.

00:38:35.000 They think that it's possible that First of all, they think that monkeys and primates came originally from Asia.

00:38:46.000 Here, I'm sending this to you right now, Jamie.

00:38:49.000 And then we evolved and became humans in Africa.

00:38:54.000 The thing is, they don't know how primates got from Asia to Africa.

00:38:59.000 I just sent it to you.

00:39:01.000 It's a long journey. 0.97

00:39:03.000 But they think they might have fucking floated over. 0.93

00:39:06.000 It's a really interesting thing. 0.98

00:39:07.000 But my point is, all of us are African.

00:39:11.000 Everyone is African.

00:39:12.000 If you go back to the origins of human beings, everyone is African.

00:39:16.000 That's where we started walking.

00:39:17.000 That's everybody.

00:39:18.000 And then humans branched out.

00:39:20.000 So even the idea of race itself is kind of preposterous.

00:39:25.000 We vary because our ancestors developed in different climates. 0.91

00:39:28.000 Well, one of the arguments from the racist side is that their theory is that white people are more evolved, hence why they look least like monkeys. 1.00

00:39:40.000 That's so dumb. 1.00

00:39:41.000 And I'm like, I don't understand this fucking theory. 1.00

00:39:44.000 Well, it's a dumb theory because it doesn't understand why people became white in the first place. 1.00

00:39:48.000 It's because we moved to a shitty climate where there's no fucking sunlight. 0.99

00:39:51.000 So the human skin, when not exposed to sunlight, gets paler and paler in a desperate attempt to soak up vitamin D. Right. 0.99

00:40:00.000 But then you have the Native Americans who were a little swarthy. 1.00

00:40:03.000 Swarthy?

00:40:04.000 A little darker, you know?

00:40:04.000 What do you mean?

00:40:04.000 Swarthy.

00:40:06.000 Well, they came from Siberia.

00:40:07.000 All of them?

00:40:08.000 Yeah, that's pretty much.

00:40:10.000 They think that.

00:40:12.000 There is a very common look between the two.

00:40:15.000 Well, they think it's also possible that there were some...

00:40:19.000 Because we're dealing with...

00:40:22.000 When you talk about Native Americans, you're dealing with like... 1.00

00:40:25.000 Pre-Ice Age.

00:40:26.000 Obviously, I'm not a historian, so take this with a grain of salt or a whole bag.

00:40:30.000 But if you're dealing with people that were in North America, like pre-Ice Age and during the Ice Age, they came down the Bering Strait, they think.

00:40:42.000 They came across the Bering Land Bridge from Asia.

00:40:44.000 Yeah, the Mongolians. 0.75

00:40:46.000 But there's also some possible evidence that people came on boats as well.

00:40:50.000 They don't really- They would have to have.

00:40:52.000 Yeah.

00:40:52.000 They don't know where the Olmecs came from.

00:40:54.000 That's a real weird one.

00:40:55.000 Those are folks that lived somewhere in South America that have African features.

00:41:02.000 And they have these big stone heads that were carved that were like 6,000 plus years old.

00:41:08.000 And they're like, okay, well, where do these guys come from?

00:41:10.000 They don't know.

00:41:11.000 So there's still some pieces to the puzzle that needs to be solved, but a large percentage of Native American civilization came out of Asia.

00:41:20.000 They walked across.

00:41:22.000 They somehow or another made it to North America and spread out.

00:41:26.000 That's the theory.

00:41:27.000 There's that island off of near India, somewhere between India and Sri Lanka.

00:41:32.000 North Sentinel Island.

00:41:33.000 That's the one, right? 0.94

00:41:34.000 With the black-looking people. 0.98

00:41:36.000 Yes.

00:41:37.000 Well, they were from Africa.

00:41:39.000 And they stayed there.

00:41:40.000 Yes.

00:41:41.000 They got in boats 60,000 years ago, and they landed in this island, and they can't figure out how to get out.

00:41:48.000 They just stuck because there's...

00:41:50.000 And they're still very primitive.

00:41:51.000 Yes, because they don't have metallurgy.

00:41:54.000 They're not even necessarily sure if they use fire.

00:41:58.000 It's really interesting.

00:41:59.000 Yeah, to this day.

00:41:59.000 To this day.

00:42:01.000 They believe...

00:42:02.000 I mean, you're not supposed to visit them because it's like one of the rare, true, uncontacted tribes left on Earth.

00:42:08.000 Yeah, wasn't that guy that went there and he got killed?

00:42:10.000 Yes.

00:42:11.000 Yeah, I have a whole bit about it.

00:42:12.000 Yeah, about the missionary.

00:42:15.000 He went to bring the Bibles. 0.99

00:42:16.000 Yeah, that'll fucking teach you. 0.99

00:42:17.000 Well, it's a poor idea. 1.00

00:42:19.000 It's a poor bastard. 1.00

00:42:20.000 I mean, the last thing they needed is that. 1.00

00:42:23.000 Couldn't you give them fire first, for fuck's sakes? 1.00

00:42:24.000 Well, these people had been fucked with, too. 1.00

00:42:27.000 There was a man named Commander Maurice Vidal Portman, and he was like an explorer slash pervert who would travel the seas and find these tribes of people and make them pose and take pictures with them wearing weird clothes and shit. 0.99

00:42:44.000 Oh, really? 0.82

00:42:45.000 Yeah, and he visited that place. 0.86

00:42:47.000 He visited a couple other places, and they think that people like that that visited, that exploited these folks and fucked with these folks, gave them a very hostile take on intruders.

00:42:59.000 And so when people come, like that guy who came with the Bibles, he probably didn't do his history, didn't read up on what had happened to these folks.

00:43:07.000 He thought he was just going to bring the Bibles.

00:43:09.000 Yeah, I got the good word, guys. 1.00

00:43:11.000 That poor bastard. 1.00

00:43:12.000 He's like, you know, he got killed with a bow and arrow on the beach holding a Bible. 1.00

00:43:18.000 I mean, that is a rough way to go.

00:43:19.000 I mean, at least he was holding his Bible.

00:43:21.000 Maybe.

00:43:21.000 At least.

00:43:22.000 It's like St. Dominic, who died with holding the...

00:43:25.000 I think he was holding a Bible when he got killed or something.

00:43:27.000 Was he?

00:43:28.000 The weird ones, I shouldn't say the weird ones, the more tragic ones currently are the ones that are in the Amazon because they get murdered by logging companies.

00:43:37.000 Yes.

00:43:38.000 They're trying to wipe them out so they get those trees.

00:43:40.000 Exactly.

00:43:41.000 They find them to be an impediment to their, I mean, not just trees, whatever natural resources they have that they're trying to exploit in the Amazon.

00:43:51.000 And, you know, they find these people slaughtered.

00:43:54.000 It happens.

00:43:55.000 And, you know, and also activists against these People attacking, they wind up getting murdered as well.

00:44:00.000 Yeah, because they don't know the difference.

00:44:02.000 Well, it's not even just that.

00:44:03.000 It's like they cause trouble for them.

00:44:05.000 They're causing trouble for these companies that are trying to exploit the natural resources of these areas.

00:44:11.000 It's a very interesting time we're living in.

00:44:15.000 Here's what's crazy.

00:44:16.000 Do you know a lot of the Amazon rainforest, which is this fucking insanely dense, incredible rainforest, a lot of it used to be populated, and a lot of the growth there is actually because of humans.

00:44:31.000 A lot of the plants.

00:44:32.000 And the reason why it's so dense is because of the stuff that human beings planted there thousands of years ago.

00:44:38.000 And now we're trying to get rid of it.

00:44:40.000 Well, it's not even just that we're trying to get rid of it.

00:44:41.000 They're just starting to understand the whole ecosystem of that area.

00:44:45.000 Like, why it's so dense and what caused all this...

00:44:49.000 What caused all this intense, like, vegetation and brush.

00:44:53.000 And they think it's possible that a lot of it was caused by human beings.

00:44:58.000 See, find out what tree that is that they planted.

00:45:00.000 But there's some insanely prolific tree that they were harvesting and planting in these areas, and it took over.

00:45:09.000 Like, you remember that Lost City of Z? You remember that?

00:45:13.000 The movie, yeah.

00:45:14.000 That movie apparently was based on what would happen when these explorers had originally come there.

00:45:14.000 Yeah.

00:45:21.000 Supposedly pristine, untouched Amazon rainforest was actually shaped by humans.

00:45:25.000 Over thousands of years, native people played a strong role in molding the ecology of this vast wilderness.

00:45:33.000 So we assume that you see this dense jungle.

00:45:35.000 Oh, it's untouched.

00:45:37.000 But it actually, they don't think it was.

00:45:40.000 So here it goes.

00:45:42.000 Describe the region of the world in a 1991 book marking the 500th anniversary of Christopher Columbus' voyage to a new world.

00:45:50.000 The native people were transparent in a landscape, living as natural elements in the ecosphere.

00:45:54.000 Their world was a world of barely perceptible human disturbance.

00:45:58.000 But was it really in a less...

00:46:00.000 How do you say that word?

00:46:02.000 Rhapsodical?

00:46:03.000 Rhapsodical verse?

00:46:04.000 Scholars in the past quarter century have shown that this mythical image of untouched nature is just that, a myth.

00:46:10.000 Like humans everywhere, Native Americans shape their environments to suit them through burning, pruning, tilling, and other practices, and the Amazon is no different. 1.00

00:46:19.000 If you look closer, you see the deep impressions that humans have made on the world's largest tropical rainforest.

00:46:25.000 Scientists reported yesterday in the journal Science.

00:46:44.000 Iriarte.

00:46:46.000 An archaeologist at the University of Exeter.

00:46:46.000 Iriarte.

00:46:49.000 In fact, humans have inhabited the Amazon for roughly 13,000 years and have been domesticating plants for at least 8,000.

00:46:56.000 And recent archaeological studies, especially in the last two decades, show that indigenous populations in the past were more numerous, more complex, and had a greater impact on the largest and most biodiverse tropical rainforest in the world than previously thought.

00:47:13.000 What's the lifespan of those untouched humans?

00:47:19.000 I don't know, man.

00:47:20.000 Not so good.

00:47:21.000 But hold on a second.

00:47:21.000 Stop right there.

00:47:23.000 Colleagues were taking inventory of the vast diversity of the Amazon trees.

00:47:27.000 They sampled 1,100 scattered plots far from modern human inhabitants to identify more than 16,000 different species among those 390 billion individual plants.

00:47:41.000 Then they noticed something odd.

00:47:43.000 Despite the broad diversity, over half of the total trees were made up of just over 1% of the species.

00:47:50.000 About 20 of these hyper-dominant plants were domesticated species, such as the Brazil nut, the Amazon tree grape, and the ice cream bean tree.

00:48:01.000 That was five times the amount researchers expected if chance was the only factor.

00:48:07.000 The hypothesis came up that perhaps people might have domesticated these species, which would have helped their abundance in the Amazon.

00:48:15.000 So they think they domesticated these species that they use for food, and then these species took over and just dominated the ecosphere.

00:48:26.000 Like a wild weed?

00:48:27.000 Yeah, they've also started using something called LIDAR. And LIDAR is something they use from planes, and they scan the rainforest, and underneath this insane, dense, vast jungle...

00:48:39.000 The LIDAR can see through?

00:48:40.000 The bush?

00:48:40.000 Yeah.

00:48:41.000 It can see through everything into the ground.

00:48:43.000 And they've found these grids that indicate that there were cities there. 0.72

00:48:47.000 So all this shit that's incredibly dense and filled with trees now at one point in time had complex like roadways and irrigation systems and they think that the latest theory as it explores when they came there like this Cabeza de Vaca dude and these others that came from Europe probably gave these people the plague. 0.76

00:49:10.000 They probably gave these people diseases just like they did to... 0.97

00:49:13.000 90% of all Native Americans were wiped out by disease brought by European explorers.

00:49:17.000 By the blankets.

00:49:18.000 They think that...

00:49:18.000 I don't think that's true.

00:49:20.000 I think the blanket part is fake.

00:49:22.000 It's just being around them that killed...

00:49:23.000 The smallpox and all that.

00:49:24.000 I think maybe there probably was some people that gave people dirty blankets, but that's not what spread.

00:49:29.000 It was just disease.

00:49:31.000 Just the fact that... 1.00

00:49:32.000 Europeans were dirty. 1.00

00:49:33.000 They came over on boats filled with rats and shit and fucking brought horrible diseases that these Native Americans didn't have any immune system for. 1.00

00:49:41.000 Well, they think the same thing probably happened to the Amazon. 1.00

00:49:44.000 And so the lost city of Z, they think that these cities really did exist, that they did have these incredible cities.

00:49:52.000 And then when they came back just 20, 30 years later looking for these places, all they found was jungle.

00:49:57.000 It was overgrown.

00:49:58.000 Because the people were dead.

00:49:59.000 Because the people died from the plague, and then everything got overgrown quickly by the jungle.

00:50:03.000 And then the dead bodies probably fertilized the soil, which...

00:50:06.000 Bro...

00:50:07.000 Yeah.

00:50:07.000 Bro.

00:50:08.000 So these are human.

00:50:10.000 These trees are human trees. 1.00

00:50:11.000 History from morons. 1.00

00:50:13.000 For your pleasure. 1.00

00:50:14.000 You're welcome, kids.

00:50:16.000 Google all this, though.

00:50:17.000 Read from real sources.

00:50:18.000 But it is interesting because you could see how this could happen.

00:50:23.000 The world is a wild place, man.

00:50:26.000 And when human beings start doing what Cabeza de Vaca and Cortez did and all these other folks did back in the day where they would travel to these new places, they would bring disease and they would kill off a lot of people that were there.

00:50:40.000 They think that's what happened to the Mayans, too, you know?

00:50:42.000 Incredible civilization.

00:50:44.000 Beautiful structures.

00:50:45.000 Yeah, they had huge cities, the Mayans. 0.97

00:50:47.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:50:48.000 And some of it's still standing, you know?

00:50:50.000 Oh, yeah, man. 0.90

00:50:51.000 And still to this day, fucking incredibly gorgeous, beautiful structures that they mapped out the cosmos. 0.98

00:50:58.000 They, like, mirrored the cosmos. 0.97

00:51:00.000 They mirrored a lot of the constellations, you know?

00:51:04.000 I'm excited.

00:51:05.000 About what?

00:51:06.000 About just learning about all this stuff.

00:51:08.000 I'm all about...

00:51:10.000 I'm not so impressed by the tree, but I want to know who planted that tree.

00:51:15.000 It's very similar.

00:51:17.000 People trying to live, man.

00:51:19.000 That's the thing.

00:51:21.000 They were just trying to get by.

00:51:23.000 Just trying to stay alive.

00:51:24.000 Then we've got to find their writings.

00:51:27.000 We find the writings and we need to find someone who can translate these writings.

00:51:33.000 Well, the Mayan writings are weird.

00:51:36.000 They're kind of like a hieroglyph type deal, but I think the way the Mayan's writing would work, They would have images that represented sounds like you would have an...

00:51:49.000 Someone explain this.

00:51:50.000 It might have been McKenna.

00:51:51.000 Like the way it would be written.

00:51:53.000 So like you'd have an eye and then you'd have the sea and then you'd have an ant like the bug and then you would have a rose like a flower.

00:52:04.000 And that would be how you say, I see ant rose.

00:52:08.000 Yeah, that's exactly how I read that when you said it in my head.

00:52:11.000 And I thought I was being funny in my head.

00:52:12.000 I was like, I see it right.

00:52:14.000 I forget what that kind of language is called.

00:52:17.000 There's a very specific, it's a specific kind of language.

00:52:20.000 It's almost like they were talking emojis.

00:52:22.000 Right. 0.99

00:52:23.000 Fucking Jamie had this idea a while ago. 0.97

00:52:26.000 Jamie was saying, like we were talking about like sending emojis to go, he goes, do you think that like maybe eventually that will be our language? 0.97

00:52:35.000 That like emojis would be, and we were both, I think we were pretty high at the time.

00:52:42.000 Easy could happen.

00:52:43.000 Possibly.

00:52:44.000 I can't see you being high, Joe.

00:52:45.000 That's weird.

00:52:45.000 And we were saying that could eventually evolve to be the next language.

00:52:50.000 How many times do your friends...

00:52:52.000 Is it an evolution or is it a devolution?

00:52:54.000 Are we going back to that?

00:52:55.000 Well, it depends on how well it communicates, right?

00:52:57.000 If it communicates really well...

00:52:59.000 Like right now, if someone sends you eggplant and then water and then the crying tear face, that's probably like...

00:53:06.000 It's just funny.

00:53:08.000 Yeah, I love doing that to people.

00:53:09.000 Yeah, it's fun.

00:53:09.000 It's my favorite one.

00:53:10.000 It's fun. 0.99

00:53:11.000 I try to have whole emoji conversations with people sometimes just to fuck with them, you know? 0.92

00:53:16.000 You're kind of getting something across, but what if eventually emojis became like a universal language, right? 0.94

00:53:24.000 It kind of has been because you can communicate with people through emoji.

00:53:28.000 Sure.

00:53:28.000 And people that don't even speak English.

00:53:30.000 You communicate with them with a lot of emojis.

00:53:32.000 These are all common denominators for everybody.

00:53:34.000 Yeah.

00:53:35.000 They're not the best way of communicating.

00:53:37.000 They're not the best, but it's helpful.

00:53:40.000 Yeah.

00:53:41.000 But one day, maybe they'll have better emojis or maybe some sort of three-dimensional emoji that works with AR, augmented reality.

00:53:52.000 So it gives you a real inclination of what the person is trying to say without knowing their language.

00:53:59.000 Yeah, like when I was about to, when my friend texted me before I came, he was like, hey, good luck on, and he didn't say Rogan, he sent me a gorilla.

00:54:07.000 Good luck on, and I was like, what?

00:54:11.000 I go, what is that? 1.00

00:54:12.000 He goes, Rogan, he's a fucking gorilla. 1.00

00:54:14.000 I go, yeah, he is a gorilla, yeah. 1.00

00:54:15.000 I'm more of a chimp.

00:54:16.000 I don't know, I think you're very silverback-ish. 1.00

00:54:19.000 No, you ever seen a full-grown chimp?

00:54:21.000 They resemble me a lot.

00:54:24.000 Especially if I lift a lot, if I'm lifting.

00:54:26.000 No, you do have those apishly long arms, you know?

00:54:30.000 Yeah, primitive.

00:54:31.000 Sad. 1.00

00:54:32.000 That's why I'm so stupid, too. 1.00

00:54:33.000 Yeah, you're clearly not the stupid one in this room. 1.00

00:54:36.000 Dumb genes. 1.00

00:54:37.000 Me and your security guys were talking, and we're like, you know, we all think we know something. 1.00

00:54:44.000 Then we talk to Joe, and we go, I don't know shit. 0.90

00:54:46.000 Well, it's just me talking to so many people that know a lot and remembering some of it. 0.98

00:54:51.000 That's what it is. 0.98

00:54:52.000 I mean, you gotta think, I'm like 1,700 deep into these fucking conversations with professors and scientists. 0.98

00:54:59.000 I like when you have Neil on. 0.97

00:55:00.000 Oh, he's coming on soon.

00:55:01.000 Is he?

00:55:02.000 Yeah, I'm excited to talk to him.

00:55:03.000 Yeah, he's a great guy, you know.

00:55:05.000 I had a photographer at my house, and he was a young black kid, and he was taking some pictures of me, and he goes, because he showed me, he was wearing shorts, and I go, who's that on the back of your calf?

00:55:14.000 And he goes, oh, that's Neil deGrasse Tyson.

00:55:16.000 He's my idol.

00:55:17.000 Wow.

00:55:18.000 So I took a picture of his calf and I sent it to Neil.

00:55:20.000 And he goes, you need new friends.

00:55:22.000 That sounds like something he would say.

00:55:25.000 Yeah, he's a true.

00:55:26.000 I said, a buddy of mine has you tattooed on his leg.

00:55:26.000 I sent it to him.

00:55:28.000 And he goes, you need new friends.

00:55:31.000 I'm worried about your choice in friends.

00:55:34.000 Guys like him are super important.

00:55:36.000 Science communicators that are also like fun.

00:55:36.000 Very.

00:55:39.000 Like he's a fun guy. 0.99

00:55:40.000 Yeah, he gets the message out in a way that dumb people like myself can understand. 0.99

00:55:46.000 Exactly. 0.99

00:55:47.000 Exactly.

00:55:48.000 And that's what's important. 0.99

00:55:50.000 Just to be aware of the beauty of this mystery of this fucking universe that we're floating around in. 0.97

00:55:58.000 And now they said, you see that they, I don't know if it's real, because you never know what the fuck is real on the internet anymore, but they say they found some sort of fungus life on Mars. 0.98

00:56:07.000 Yes, they think. 0.92

00:56:08.000 They don't know what it is. 1.00

00:56:09.000 And they said it blows away overnight or some shit. 0.99

00:56:12.000 Hmm. 0.98

00:56:13.000 They were like, it was here yesterday, it's blown away now.

00:56:15.000 It's some sort of fungus that can grow very quickly, and then with a strong wind can go away.

00:56:20.000 Well, that makes sense.

00:56:21.000 But then you would imagine Mars would be covered in fungus.

00:56:24.000 Not necessarily.

00:56:24.000 If it's blowing around like that.

00:56:26.000 Not necessarily, because fungus exists here, but we're not covered in it, and it doesn't even blow away, right?

00:56:31.000 Like, if you go out into a yard after rain, you'll find mushrooms that weren't there the day before.

00:56:36.000 They grow really quickly.

00:56:38.000 You ever tried those?

00:56:39.000 No, I don't know enough and they'll kill you if you eat the wrong ones.

00:56:44.000 That mushroom picking business is tricky because you really have to know your stuff.

00:56:49.000 There's mushrooms that have extreme liver toxicity and they look just like edible mushrooms.

00:56:54.000 They look real close.

00:56:57.000 I've had Paul Stamets on, and he's explained to me the complex nature of understanding.

00:57:04.000 There's some mushrooms.

00:57:05.000 If you see a morel, morels on the ground.

00:57:08.000 Have you ever eaten morel mushrooms?

00:57:10.000 I have not.

00:57:11.000 They're really delicious, and they're very rare.

00:57:13.000 What do they look like?

00:57:14.000 They look almost like a hollow pine cone.

00:57:18.000 They're weird looking.

00:57:19.000 But they're a fungus.

00:57:20.000 They're a fungus, and they grow quickly, and they grow specifically around areas that have burned.

00:57:27.000 Oh, yes.

00:57:28.000 I've seen a lot of fungus around burn zones.

00:57:31.000 Yeah.

00:57:31.000 For some reason, morels are associated with burn areas.

00:57:36.000 Not all the time, but people go and pick them, and they go morel hunting, and then you eat them, and they're really delicious.

00:57:44.000 You saute them with butter and garlic salt.

00:57:48.000 Yeah.

00:57:49.000 Russell.

00:57:50.000 What are you tasting though?

00:57:51.000 Are you tasting butter and garlic salt?

00:57:52.000 No, you're tasting, they're a meaty, chewy, delicious mushroom.

00:57:56.000 They're really nice.

00:57:57.000 And where do you get them?

00:57:59.000 Well, you gotta get them online or hunt them.

00:58:01.000 You gotta go gather.

00:58:02.000 They sell them dried?

00:58:04.000 Yeah, they sell them dried.

00:58:05.000 Yeah, you can buy them.

00:58:06.000 You can buy them on Amazon.

00:58:07.000 And then they just rehydrate once you cook them?

00:58:09.000 Yeah, you soak them.

00:58:10.000 What I do is I take a large pot, fill with water, and I'll add salt to the water, and I'll soak them.

00:58:18.000 And a lot of dirt gets off too, so you strain it and rinse them off, and I'll soak them for a few hours.

00:58:25.000 And then saute them up.

00:58:26.000 They're nice.

00:58:28.000 That's what they look like when they're cooked.

00:58:28.000 I'm telling you.

00:58:30.000 Oh, I think I've had those.

00:58:31.000 They are quite tasty, actually.

00:58:32.000 Bro, they're delicious.

00:58:33.000 They're so delicious.

00:58:34.000 Especially when they're a little charred like that.

00:58:35.000 Yes, nice.

00:58:36.000 I'm a texture guy, so I like the crunch.

00:58:38.000 Me too.

00:58:39.000 Do you enjoy Indian food?

00:58:41.000 Are you an Indian food guy?

00:58:42.000 I do.

00:58:42.000 I love Indian food.

00:58:43.000 But I have acid reflux, so I gotta be careful. 0.97

00:58:43.000 I fucking love Indian food. 0.97

00:58:45.000 I gotta plan it when I'm gonna eat Indian food. 0.98

00:58:47.000 What causes that?

00:58:48.000 I don't know.

00:58:49.000 I've had it my whole life.

00:58:50.000 I've literally had it my whole life.

00:58:51.000 And then I went, a couple of weeks ago, I went and got, I had the old spit roast done to me, you know, the...

00:58:56.000 Oh, did they?

00:58:57.000 The colon endo job. 0.99

00:59:00.000 And right before I went under, I told the doctor, I said, put an apple in my mouth, and then I passed out.

00:59:07.000 And then I woke up, and he goes, how was it?

00:59:09.000 I go, it was fine, except for both your hands were on my shoulders.

00:59:12.000 Wah, wah. 0.95

00:59:12.000 Wah, wah, wah. 0.95

00:59:15.000 Now, what do they do for you when you get the acid reflux?

00:59:18.000 Do they prescribe a medication?

00:59:20.000 Yeah, I'm on a medication.

00:59:21.000 I mean, it's also very...

00:59:23.000 It's not fixable, but it's manageable by what you eat as well.

00:59:28.000 For me, it's mostly for sleep.

00:59:31.000 If I don't have enough sleep and I decide I want to eat something that I know could trigger me, it'll really trigger me if I haven't slept enough.

00:59:38.000 Oh, so like you're tired if you're worn out.

00:59:40.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.99

00:59:41.000 But if I've slept enough, I can eat whatever the fuck I want, do whatever I want. 0.92

00:59:44.000 That's the same thing with getting sick. 0.85

00:59:46.000 You know, it's amazing how much your immune system sort of regulates everything.

00:59:49.000 And when you're tired, your immune system is weakened.

00:59:52.000 And I know a lot of people that have gotten, like, really sick, well, they probably wouldn't have gotten sick because they're run down like fighters.

01:00:00.000 They're training for big fights.

01:00:02.000 A lot of people think, oh, fighters are in great shape.

01:00:05.000 They must be really healthy.

01:00:07.000 No, especially when they're trying to make weight.

01:00:09.000 They dehydrate their entire body.

01:00:10.000 That's insane.

01:00:12.000 But even just the training itself.

01:00:14.000 When they're breaking themselves down, a lot of times fighters get sick.

01:00:17.000 A lot of fighters have gotten COVID pretty bad because they were in the middle of fight camp and they didn't stop training.

01:00:24.000 Like Cody Garbrandt, he had COVID, he got sick and he kept training through it.

01:00:29.000 So he just kept beating his body up.

01:00:31.000 They're too tough for their own good.

01:00:33.000 Yeah.

01:00:34.000 You gotta listen to your body.

01:00:36.000 Especially the older you get.

01:00:38.000 You can't ignore the signs, you know?

01:00:41.000 Yeah.

01:00:41.000 So do they tell you what you should and shouldn't eat?

01:00:43.000 No, that's what I was hoping for.

01:00:45.000 And he was like, no, you seem fine. 1.00

01:00:47.000 I'm like, what the fuck? 0.98

01:00:48.000 And what does acid reflux do? 0.99

01:00:50.000 Like you have like a burp almost?

01:00:52.000 It's a bad burp, but you know your eyes are going to water because it burns when it gets up here.

01:00:57.000 Oh, so like that's the acid.

01:00:58.000 Yeah, the stomach juices.

01:01:00.000 Like burns, burns.

01:01:01.000 Like my nose will run, my eyes will water.

01:01:03.000 Really?

01:01:03.000 On a bad one.

01:01:04.000 I've had some bad episodes.

01:01:06.000 Stress will bring it out too.

01:01:07.000 And how long does it last?

01:01:09.000 I mean, it's depending on how bad of an episode I have.

01:01:12.000 I try to control it as best I can.

01:01:14.000 I'm aware of...

01:01:16.000 How it's going to affect me, when it's going to affect me, if I eat too much, if I eat too late, if I try to go to bed too soon after eating.

01:01:23.000 Have you ever tried fasting?

01:01:25.000 Yeah, fasting's great for me.

01:01:26.000 Does that work?

01:01:27.000 Yeah, it works well for me.

01:01:27.000 How many days have you done?

01:01:29.000 I don't do days.

01:01:30.000 I do like 16 hours.

01:01:31.000 Then I'll eat something.

01:01:31.000 Oh, that's good.

01:01:32.000 I haven't done days either.

01:01:33.000 I've done 24 hours.

01:01:34.000 That's the most I've ever done.

01:01:35.000 Yeah, well, recently I just went like 22 hours.

01:01:40.000 I wasn't trying to.

01:01:41.000 I just had gone 22 hours without eating and I was like, I feel fine.

01:01:45.000 George St. Pierre just did a three-day one. 0.97

01:01:47.000 He said he felt fucking amazing. 0.79

01:01:48.000 I'm thinking about trying it. 0.85

01:01:50.000 I just have to time it right.

01:01:52.000 Isn't there talks of him fighting somebody again?

01:01:54.000 There's talks.

01:01:55.000 There's talks of him fighting Khabib or something?

01:01:57.000 Yeah, but I don't think Khabib is going to fight again, and I don't think George is going to either.

01:02:01.000 I think George is done.

01:02:02.000 You know, George is very happy and comfortable with his life now, and he's got his health.

01:02:07.000 How old is George now?

01:02:08.000 38?

01:02:09.000 38. He's still got a lot of time left.

01:02:12.000 Not really.

01:02:12.000 You don't think so?

01:02:13.000 No.

01:02:14.000 I mean, when you're that elite, and you don't let yourself go ever...

01:02:18.000 Right, but there's a difference between...

01:02:20.000 It's a big difference between a 33-year-old Kamaru Usman and a 38-year-old George St. Pierre.

01:02:25.000 There's a difference.

01:02:27.000 George is the top of the food chain at 38, right?

01:02:29.000 In terms of how fit he is, how well he takes care of his body, doesn't abuse himself, he's always in shape, and he's always working out.

01:02:37.000 He's always doing something.

01:02:39.000 He's always doing gymnastics, he does his pool workouts, he's always doing jujitsu and kickboxing.

01:02:43.000 He has not stopped.

01:02:44.000 But he's still 38. True.

01:02:46.000 Camaro showed a lot of improvement over the years too. 0.99

01:02:49.000 Like every fucking time. 0.99

01:02:50.000 Dude. 1.00

01:02:51.000 Every time I see him.

01:02:52.000 He's like the Canelo of the UFC almost to me.

01:02:55.000 He's a real champion is what he is.

01:02:58.000 You know what I mean?

01:02:58.000 I'm curious to see how Israel's going to bounce back now.

01:03:01.000 Oh, he'll be fine.

01:03:02.000 Oh, he'll be fine.

01:03:03.000 I agree.

01:03:04.000 I just think when you're going up to 205, you got to go up to 205. Especially when it comes to the wrestling.

01:03:12.000 And that guy, Jan Blachowicz, that's a scary motherfucker, that dude. 0.99

01:03:12.000 Weight's real. 0.99

01:03:16.000 That guy, you talk about power, like how people just have power.

01:03:20.000 He's just got power.

01:03:22.000 He's got crazy, preposterous, one-punch power.

01:03:27.000 And you always have to worry about that.

01:03:29.000 And then when he got Izzy down and he controlled him on the ground, he's just, size and strength is real, man.

01:03:36.000 Izzy never gained any weight.

01:03:37.000 So he went in and weighed in, I think, like 190-something.

01:03:41.000 Jovovich weighed 205 and probably went up to 220-ish during the actual fight itself.

01:03:48.000 Israel's a thin guy to begin with. 0.95

01:03:50.000 I mean, he's got to grow into that size as opposed to try and put it on.

01:03:54.000 But he'll fight anybody, man. 0.99

01:03:56.000 He doesn't give a fuck. 0.99

01:03:56.000 He'll go up to heavyweight. 0.99

01:03:57.000 And he's a really nice kid.

01:03:59.000 He's the nicest.

01:04:00.000 I've talked with him on Instagram.

01:04:00.000 Oh, my God.

01:04:02.000 We DM each other.

01:04:03.000 He's the nicest.

01:04:04.000 What a sweet guy.

01:04:05.000 I started contacting him long before he ever fought in the UFC. Really?

01:04:08.000 Yeah, I was asking him when he's going to do it.

01:04:10.000 Because I'd heard rumblings that he was thinking about making a leap into fighting MMA. And back then, he was just kickboxing.

01:04:17.000 And I was just a big fan of his style.

01:04:20.000 Like, I mean, how could you not be?

01:04:21.000 You watch his kickboxing highlight reel.

01:04:24.000 Like, if you think Izzy is great in MMA, and he is, most certainly.

01:04:27.000 I've seen some old clips of him.

01:04:28.000 He's fantastic. 0.99

01:04:29.000 Fucking kickboxing. 0.99

01:04:30.000 He's a genius, man. 1.00

01:04:31.000 And he's so thin, but he's got a lot of power.

01:04:33.000 Oh, well, he's so accurate.

01:04:35.000 He's just so...

01:04:36.000 He's very Anderson-ish.

01:04:37.000 He's creative and intelligent and sharp and everything he does when he's fighting.

01:04:42.000 He's not ring-worn.

01:04:43.000 Right.

01:04:44.000 Yeah, he's only been KO'd once, and that was a brutal one, against Alex Pereira, who's this ruthless knockout striker.

01:04:44.000 Yeah.

01:04:51.000 And that was in...

01:04:52.000 That was in...

01:04:53.000 I think it was in Glory.

01:04:54.000 Might not have been Glory.

01:04:56.000 Might have been in another kickboxing league.

01:04:57.000 I'm not sure.

01:04:58.000 I think it was Glory.

01:04:59.000 But either way, Alex is a two-division Glory kickboxing champion.

01:05:04.000 Did he ever rematch?

01:05:05.000 They fought twice.

01:05:07.000 Alex won a decision the first time, and he KO'd him the second time.

01:05:10.000 Really?

01:05:11.000 Yeah.

01:05:12.000 I think the first fight was close.

01:05:13.000 The second fight, Izzy had him in real trouble, too.

01:05:18.000 He had him really in trouble.

01:05:20.000 And a lot of people thought the fight should have been stopped, but that's probably Izzy fans, you know what I mean?

01:05:26.000 Yeah, there's a lot of that when that happens.

01:05:28.000 When a guy should and shouldn't be stopped is so controversial.

01:05:33.000 It's like Cowboy Cerrone this weekend, right?

01:05:35.000 I didn't get to see it.

01:05:37.000 It was rough to watch.

01:05:40.000 I'm assuming Alex won.

01:05:41.000 Yeah, he stopped him in the first round. 1.00

01:05:43.000 Alex is a bad motherfucker, though. 1.00

01:05:44.000 He's tough as shit. 1.00

01:05:46.000 Cerrone's a tough guy, but I think he's had a lot of bad knockouts lately. 0.99

01:05:52.000 I'm not going to be the one to tell Donald Cerrone to not fucking fight anymore, but as a fan... 0.96

01:05:57.000 I wish fighting didn't hurt. 0.96

01:05:59.000 Well, I mean, I think that's probably, you know.

01:06:01.000 You know what I mean?

01:06:02.000 It's kind of the essence of it.

01:06:03.000 I know.

01:06:04.000 I wish it didn't hurt people.

01:06:05.000 I wish you got out of your career and you didn't have to deal with brain damage and body damage.

01:06:11.000 But that's also one of the reasons why it's so wild and exciting to watch is, you know, there's severe consequences to their actions, you know?

01:06:22.000 What about that fight that was supposed to happen with Anderson Silva and Julio Cesar Chavez Jr.?

01:06:26.000 That's still happening.

01:06:27.000 Is that happening?

01:06:28.000 I think it's happening in June.

01:06:30.000 See if we can find out when that's happening.

01:06:31.000 Yeah, he's taking a boxing match.

01:06:34.000 I mean, at least he's taking it against a guy in the boxing world who's not very well respected. 0.99

01:06:39.000 He might not be as respected as some, but Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. is still a fucking beast. 0.99

01:06:46.000 You cannot sleep on that guy. 1.00

01:06:47.000 He is a dangerous man.

01:06:48.000 He hits very hard.

01:06:50.000 But he doesn't have the work ethic that he needs.

01:06:54.000 I think that's what his problem is.

01:06:55.000 Remember when he fought Canelo?

01:06:56.000 Yeah.

01:06:57.000 And he basically just went into a defensive shell and just survived.

01:07:00.000 But he did survive.

01:07:01.000 Billy Joe Saunders didn't survive.

01:07:02.000 But you have to say, Canelo today is better than the Canelo of then.

01:07:08.000 Canelo of last weekend is better than the Canelo of the fight before.

01:07:13.000 I mean, he's a continuously improving fighter.

01:07:16.000 He talks about that, too.

01:07:17.000 He talked about that in one of the interviews that we're talking to him about pre-fight, about maintaining his energy.

01:07:24.000 And he's like, just because I'm at the top doesn't mean I'm going to slow down.

01:07:27.000 He goes, no, no, no, I'm going to keep going, keep going, keep that same energy.

01:07:30.000 But he understands he's hit this rare air where he's the number one pound for pound fighter on earth and he's just so dominant.

01:07:30.000 He understands it.

01:07:37.000 You know, he's so dominant.

01:07:39.000 That fight with Billy Joe was so interesting. 0.99

01:07:41.000 I was getting mad at people who were talking shit after this. 0.97

01:07:44.000 Wait, who's Chavez senior fighting then? 0.99

01:07:44.000 Here it is. 0.99

01:07:44.000 June 19th. 0.99

01:07:47.000 Oh, boy.

01:07:48.000 Hector Camacho Jr. Wow.

01:07:50.000 Wow.

01:07:52.000 Julio Cesar Chavez Sr., that's kind of crazy.

01:07:56.000 Yeah, Sr. beat up Camacho, that's why, didn't he?

01:07:59.000 Wow, that's crazy.

01:08:00.000 He beat up Jr.'s dad.

01:08:02.000 Did he?

01:08:02.000 I think he did, like in the 90s.

01:08:05.000 What?

01:08:06.000 Did he fight him?

01:08:08.000 I think he might.

01:08:08.000 Check BoxRec.

01:08:09.000 He may have.

01:08:10.000 I do not think that Hector Camacho beat Julio Cesar Chavez.

01:08:14.000 Edwin Rosario was the one that gave Camacho a rough fight, and that's what made Camacho change his style.

01:08:20.000 Yeah.

01:08:20.000 Really?

01:08:21.000 Edwin El Chapo Rosario.

01:08:23.000 He closed Hector's eyes in that fight.

01:08:28.000 Hector Camacho.

01:08:30.000 He's the one that made Camacho the more defensive fighter after that.

01:08:34.000 I thought you were talking about Julio Cesar Chavez.

01:08:34.000 I'm conflating.

01:08:36.000 No, no, no.

01:08:36.000 But I'm saying I think Chavez himself, yeah, he did.

01:08:39.000 He fought Hector Camacho.

01:08:40.000 The unanimous decision.

01:08:41.000 He won.

01:08:42.000 Yeah.

01:08:43.000 Yeah, that's when he was undefeated.

01:08:43.000 Yeah.

01:08:46.000 I thought you were saying, I'm sorry, I thought you were saying that Hector Camacho would beat Julio Cesar Chavez.

01:08:50.000 No, no, no, no, no.

01:08:51.000 That was never the case. 1.00

01:08:52.000 No, Chavez beat his ass. 1.00

01:08:54.000 That was when Chavez was the king. 1.00

01:08:55.000 There's only one fight there, that Purnell-Whitaker fight.

01:08:58.000 That's a questionable one.

01:08:59.000 They ripped off Purnell.

01:09:00.000 I believed that.

01:09:01.000 Every time Purnell fought a guy from Culiacan, he lost to Jose Luis Ramirez, shady decision, and then he lost to Chavez, bad decision.

01:09:10.000 He lost to De La Hoya, bad decision.

01:09:13.000 I don't remember the Delahoya fight, honestly.

01:09:15.000 Oh, yeah. 0.95

01:09:15.000 Listen, Purnell got fucked so bad in boxing with decisions. 0.95

01:09:21.000 Yeah, well, for sure he did in the Chavez one. 0.98

01:09:24.000 That was a bad one where a lot of people... 0.98

01:09:25.000 Even the De La Hoya fight, he got fucked on that deal. 0.98

01:09:27.000 Yeah, I believe you. 0.96

01:09:28.000 I don't remember that fight, though.

01:09:30.000 That's one of those ones where I'd have to go back.

01:09:33.000 There's so many fights.

01:09:34.000 You can only store so many of them in your head.

01:09:36.000 I know.

01:09:36.000 Every time I meet a fighter, I'm like, hey, I remember you.

01:09:39.000 And it'd be like some bum. 1.00

01:09:41.000 Not a bum, but like a journeyman.

01:09:43.000 And they think you don't know.

01:09:44.000 And I'm like, I remember you.

01:09:45.000 Yeah, you were a good fighter.

01:09:46.000 Yeah.

01:09:48.000 Greg Haugen.

01:09:49.000 Greg Haugen.

01:09:50.000 I don't remember Greg Haugen.

01:09:51.000 Remember when Greg Haugen fought Chavez?

01:09:53.000 Wasn't he from Boston, Greg Haugen?

01:09:55.000 Maybe.

01:09:56.000 No, I was thinking Bobby Chiz, I'm thinking.

01:09:58.000 Bobby Chiz was from New Jersey, I believe.

01:10:00.000 I think Greg Haugen was from just outside the Bronx.

01:10:05.000 What's that area there?

01:10:06.000 Greg Haugen?

01:10:07.000 Yeah.

01:10:08.000 I don't know. 0.98

01:10:09.000 I want to say he was from Massachusetts or New Hampshire or some shit. 0.96

01:10:13.000 But I might be thinking of him. 0.96

01:10:14.000 I might be thinking of Joey Gamache, who is from Maine.

01:10:18.000 Joey Gamache, I remember him.

01:10:19.000 He was from Maine.

01:10:20.000 Yeah, he was trying to come up on the...

01:10:22.000 Greg Haugen.

01:10:24.000 Auburn, Washington.

01:10:25.000 So he's from Washington State.

01:10:27.000 You know who used to train with Greg Haugen was Joey Medina.

01:10:30.000 Really?

01:10:31.000 Yeah, they were stablemates at some point. 0.99

01:10:33.000 No shit. 0.99

01:10:34.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:10:34.000 Well, when he fought Julio Cesar Chavez, well, how old is Chavez then if Chavez is fighting again? 0.99

01:10:40.000 If Haugen is 60. I think Chavez is like in his late 50s, if I'm not mistaken.

01:10:45.000 Fucking animal. 1.00

01:10:46.000 Animal. 1.00

01:10:47.000 58. 58. Fighting again.

01:10:49.000 Yeah.

01:10:50.000 I mean, that's a guy who's, you know...

01:10:52.000 In his prime, dude, the Greg Haugen fight was him in his prime.

01:10:55.000 See, find Julio Cesar Chavez versus Greg Haugen.

01:10:59.000 I was watching a video that was breaking down what happened with that fight.

01:11:05.000 Because Haugen had decided...

01:11:07.000 He had played the bad guy, right?

01:11:09.000 And he had taunted him in saying that he fought a bunch of Tijuana cab drivers.

01:11:14.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

01:11:15.000 He was great at talking shit. 1.00

01:11:17.000 But my God, he was a monster. 1.00

01:11:18.000 Look at that liver shot. 1.00

01:11:19.000 Bro, he was so accurate.

01:11:21.000 He knew exactly where you were going to be.

01:11:23.000 Julio Cesar Chavez in the day was so slick.

01:11:27.000 I mean, everything about him was so good.

01:11:29.000 And he would walk through you.

01:11:31.000 Oh, my God.

01:11:32.000 And just his ripping shots, the body, his endurance.

01:11:35.000 Always looking for the liver shot.

01:11:36.000 And his endurance was off the charts, like the volume of strikes that he would put on you. 0.98

01:11:40.000 He beat the fuck out of Greg Haugen in this fight. 0.98

01:11:42.000 And then after the fight, Greg Haugen was like, well, they must have been some pretty fucking tough cab drivers. 0.97

01:11:48.000 And then they hugged. 0.90

01:11:49.000 It was kind of cool.

01:11:50.000 Yonkers.

01:11:51.000 I think he fought out of Yonkers at some point.

01:11:53.000 Haugen did?

01:11:54.000 There was another fight out of Yonkers, too, back then.

01:11:54.000 Yeah.

01:11:56.000 Chavez was absolutely one of my all-time favorites.

01:11:59.000 When he was in his prime, he was just perpetual motion, man.

01:12:04.000 Frankie Randall died last year.

01:12:06.000 Yeah, well, Frankie Randall was the guy that really ended Chavez's reign, right?

01:12:10.000 Dropped him with the right hand.

01:12:11.000 He was the first guy to drop him.

01:12:11.000 Yeah.

01:12:12.000 Where did Frankie Randall die from?

01:12:14.000 I don't know, to be honest with you.

01:12:17.000 Frankie the Surgeon Randall, I remember.

01:12:20.000 He had a piston of a right hand.

01:12:22.000 I remember when he fought Chavez, he had those green gloves, or this lime green.

01:12:27.000 I remember that was like a baby blue.

01:12:30.000 It was one of those pleasing colors to me, I remember as a kid.

01:12:33.000 He beat him twice, remember?

01:12:35.000 Yeah, he beat him in the rematch too.

01:12:36.000 Well, Frankie just had that style. 1.00

01:12:38.000 He had a perfect style for Julio.

01:12:40.000 But also, Julio was, you know, who knows how many fights in his career.

01:12:46.000 He was on his way to 100-0.

01:12:48.000 God!

01:12:49.000 And Frankie had stopped.

01:12:50.000 Chavez was like in his 90-something fight.

01:12:52.000 That's crazy.

01:12:54.000 100-0 is crazy.

01:12:56.000 Yeah, when it comes to all-time greats...

01:12:59.000 Rando who died 59. Oh, result of dementia.

01:13:03.000 Wow, that early too.

01:13:04.000 That's crazy.

01:13:06.000 What about those people that say Saunders quit? 1.00

01:13:09.000 I'm like, his fucking face was caved in. 0.99

01:13:10.000 Go back to that, Jamie. 1.00

01:13:12.000 Look at that.

01:13:13.000 Chavez was 89-0-1.

01:13:16.000 That's what it was, yeah. 1.00

01:13:17.000 Fuck! 1.00

01:13:18.000 89-0! 1.00

01:13:20.000 Yeah, the draw was with who?

01:13:22.000 With Purnell.

01:13:23.000 I don't know.

01:13:24.000 Was it?

01:13:25.000 I think it was.

01:13:25.000 Was that a draw?

01:13:26.000 I think it was, yeah.

01:13:27.000 The draw was with Purnell.

01:13:29.000 Oh.

01:13:29.000 I thought he lost a decision.

01:13:31.000 I thought Purnell lost a decision.

01:13:33.000 Was it a draw?

01:13:33.000 It might have been a draw.

01:13:34.000 If it was a draw, how the fuck did they not fight again? 0.91

01:13:39.000 Yeah, it was a draw. 0.93

01:13:40.000 A majority decision draw at the top there.

01:13:42.000 Oh.

01:13:44.000 There it is right there.

01:13:45.000 Wow.

01:13:47.000 Majority decision.

01:13:48.000 But that's a majority decision.

01:13:50.000 That's not a draw.

01:13:51.000 Well, it's still a draw.

01:13:53.000 No.

01:13:53.000 Majority decision means one fighter.

01:13:56.000 It's a split decision.

01:13:58.000 No, you can still get a...

01:13:59.000 How does that work?

01:14:00.000 But a majority decision is not a draw, is it?

01:14:02.000 I think one...

01:14:03.000 Split decision.

01:14:04.000 No, what it is is that...

01:14:06.000 Frankie Randall.

01:14:07.000 One judge had it for Purnell, one judge had it for Chavez, and then one judge had a draw. 0.68

01:14:12.000 Really?

01:14:13.000 Yeah, and I think if you're the champ, you get the...

01:14:15.000 Oh, I see.

01:14:15.000 You get to keep your...

01:14:17.000 Oh, a majority draw.

01:14:18.000 That's what it is.

01:14:19.000 It's not a majority decision.

01:14:20.000 We're thinking of it the wrong one.

01:14:21.000 Right.

01:14:21.000 Yeah, okay.

01:14:22.000 That makes sense.

01:14:23.000 And most people thought that Purnell won.

01:14:25.000 Yeah, I thought so too.

01:14:27.000 But there's always been...

01:14:27.000 When a guy is as loved as Julio Cesar Chavez and then the odds on him are so high, right, of him winning, then everybody gets weird, right?

01:14:37.000 Because, like, the judges...

01:14:38.000 They want to protect the records.

01:14:39.000 Well, there's been some judges too, especially in Vegas, that will never work again because they put in...

01:14:44.000 Like, remember when...

01:14:46.000 Remember when Manny Pacquiao lost to...

01:14:52.000 Oh.

01:14:53.000 Desert Storm.

01:14:53.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:14:55.000 Tim Bradley.

01:14:56.000 Tim Bradley.

01:14:57.000 That's right.

01:14:57.000 Yeah.

01:14:58.000 Sorry, Tim.

01:14:59.000 That's a brain fart.

01:15:00.000 He's a great commentator, too, by the way. 0.67

01:15:02.000 He's a good commentator.

01:15:02.000 He's very good.

01:15:03.000 The problem is he always looks like he wants to...

01:15:05.000 He's always talking about...

01:15:06.000 Well, what I... You know, it seems like he wants to come back, but he's not going to come back.

01:15:10.000 Well, you know, he's a great fighter.

01:15:12.000 When you're a great fighter, you look at things through the eyes of what you did or what you could do.

01:15:17.000 That's the only way to do it.

01:15:19.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:15:19.000 Well, Lennox is a fucking great commentator. 0.99

01:15:22.000 Lennox is a great commentator. 0.99

01:15:23.000 I've been hanging out with him a lot lately, actually.

01:15:24.000 Yeah.

01:15:25.000 You know who doesn't do that, who is a great fighter, who doesn't talk?

01:15:27.000 Roy Jones Jr. Roy Jones Jr. is a fantastic commentator.

01:15:31.000 Yeah, I like Roy when he commentates as well.

01:15:33.000 I was asking, who was I asking?

01:15:34.000 I was asking Mike Sugar Ray Leonard if, why he doesn't train anybody.

01:15:38.000 And he said he can't, he can't train somebody who doesn't, he's never met somebody who has the same desire he had.

01:15:45.000 And I can't train, he said, I can't train somebody who's not going to dig as deep as I digged.

01:15:52.000 Doug, rather.

01:15:55.000 That makes sense, I guess.

01:15:56.000 I was like, I just can't.

01:15:57.000 I'm sure he could find someone.

01:15:59.000 But, you know, a lot of great fighters are not great trainers, you know?

01:16:02.000 Yeah, well those who can't do, right? 1.00

01:16:04.000 Well, it's not just that.

01:16:06.000 Buddy McGirt's a great trainer.

01:16:07.000 He's a great fighter and a great trainer.

01:16:09.000 Some do become great.

01:16:10.000 I mean, it's really just a matter of your personality.

01:16:13.000 John David Jackson is another guy.

01:16:16.000 Great fighter, great trainer.

01:16:18.000 It doesn't always work that way, though.

01:16:20.000 Like, Marvin Hagler never trained anybody that I know of, did he?

01:16:23.000 No, I don't think so.

01:16:24.000 I think when he was done, he was done.

01:16:25.000 He walked right away from the sport.

01:16:27.000 Yeah, man.

01:16:28.000 Disheartened and angry. 0.99

01:16:30.000 He got fucked over early in his career, too. 0.99

01:16:32.000 Oh, yeah. 0.99

01:16:33.000 Yeah.

01:16:34.000 Yeah.

01:16:34.000 Yeah, he did.

01:16:35.000 But he also is one of the all-time greats.

01:16:38.000 Yeah.

01:16:39.000 I mean, the legacy that that guy left.

01:16:41.000 He's from your state. 1.00

01:16:42.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00

01:16:43.000 Brockton, Massachusetts. 1.00

01:16:46.000 Marvelous Marvin.

01:16:47.000 He was a beast.

01:16:48.000 I remember the first time I went to a strip joint when I was 16. You went to a strip joint when you were 16?

01:16:56.000 So my boxing coach took me.

01:16:57.000 Oh my God.

01:16:58.000 To go see the Leonard Hagler fight.

01:17:00.000 Oh, they had it at a strip joint?

01:17:02.000 Yeah, because it was...

01:17:03.000 How distracting.

01:17:04.000 Well, no, here's the thing.

01:17:05.000 Well, for me, it was horribly distracting.

01:17:08.000 It was closed circuit back then.

01:17:10.000 So he took me to the strip joint, maybe about three or four miles from my house, and he was like, come on, we're going to go watch the Hagler-Leonard fight.

01:17:19.000 And he walked me right into the strip joint, and he paid whatever the cover charge, I think it was $10, and I had never seen naked women... 1.00

01:17:28.000 Like in real life.

01:17:29.000 Right.

01:17:30.000 And I just remember sitting in Pervert's Row and I didn't care about the fight at that point. 0.99

01:17:34.000 I was just like, oh my God, there's a vagina in front of me. 1.00

01:17:37.000 And I was, I can only imagine the look on my face. 0.99

01:17:40.000 I was just like, aw.

01:17:42.000 And then the club never got the fight. 0.99

01:17:44.000 So they started throwing bottles in the club and I'm not even paying, the bottles are whizzing past my head and I'm just, just staring at vaginas. 1.00

01:17:52.000 So like there was a problem with the pay-per-view or something? 0.59

01:17:54.000 Yeah, something happened with their feed.

01:17:56.000 Oh. 0.64

01:17:57.000 And everybody, they were kicking everybody, they made an announcement, everybody please exit the building, we're giving refunds on the way out, and I was just like, alright, I got up and I walked out, I got 10 bucks, and I was like, where the fuck's my coach? 0.96

01:18:10.000 He left! 0.82

01:18:12.000 Because they didn't have a fight, so he went to another place.

01:18:14.000 And he wasn't about to find me.

01:18:16.000 You were 16. He just left you there.

01:18:18.000 He just left me there.

01:18:19.000 And I walked out.

01:18:20.000 I walked back in to try and find him again.

01:18:23.000 And then when I walked out, I got another 10 bucks.

01:18:26.000 And I was like, I'm up 20 bucks right now.

01:18:28.000 I'm 16 with 20 bucks.

01:18:30.000 1987 with 20 bucks?

01:18:31.000 You kidding me?

01:18:32.000 Did you take a cab home?

01:18:33.000 No, I jogged home.

01:18:34.000 Oh, with the 20 in your pocket.

01:18:36.000 Yeah, it was late.

01:18:37.000 And I was a young kid.

01:18:38.000 I was boxing.

01:18:39.000 So I was...

01:18:39.000 Use it as an excuse to do some road work.

01:18:42.000 I jogged home.

01:18:43.000 I was happy.

01:18:43.000 I didn't even notice the jog.

01:18:44.000 I was just like, I got home and I remember painting the ceiling when I got back that night.

01:18:49.000 It was just like, wow.

01:18:51.000 These kids today, they don't know.

01:18:54.000 They don't know.

01:18:55.000 They can watch fights on their phones.

01:18:57.000 Like, you could have watched the Canelo fight.

01:18:59.000 If you have 5G, you just pull up your phone, get on the DAZN app, and you can watch the fight anywhere you are.

01:18:59.000 You could have been anywhere.

01:19:06.000 Back in our day, we had to go places.

01:19:08.000 Yeah.

01:19:08.000 Remember those days?

01:19:09.000 The closed circuit days?

01:19:11.000 I was in Omaha when the fight happened, so I don't know where I was going to watch this.

01:19:14.000 I was in my green room, and my assistant, Eddie, texted me. 0.94

01:19:18.000 He goes, hey fool, the fight's starting. 0.96

01:19:20.000 And I was about to go on stage. 0.99

01:19:21.000 I go, all right.

01:19:22.000 I thought he meant like the card was starting.

01:19:24.000 Oh, the actual fight. 0.99

01:19:25.000 Yeah, so when I got off, I go, as the main event started, he goes, yeah, I text you already, fool. 0.95

01:19:30.000 I'm like, all right. 0.86

01:19:31.000 And then what happened?

01:19:31.000 He goes, go look at the highlights.

01:19:33.000 And I opened up my Instagram, and there it was. 0.99

01:19:35.000 That fucking uppercut he hit him with. 1.00

01:19:37.000 My God. 1.00

01:19:38.000 Nasty. 0.51

01:19:39.000 Canelo is in this weird place where he's kind of cleaned out the division, right? 0.95

01:19:43.000 He's got Caleb Plant.

01:19:44.000 Right.

01:19:45.000 And not just that division.

01:19:46.000 He's kind of cleaned out a lot of divisions. 0.97

01:19:48.000 Triple G is still in the fucking running, which is interesting. 0.93

01:19:53.000 He hasn't fought in two years. 0.98

01:19:54.000 No, he fought recently.

01:19:56.000 Triple G fought... 0.64

01:19:56.000 He fought last year. 0.64

01:19:57.000 Yeah.

01:19:58.000 It's been a year, though, definitely since he fought last.

01:20:00.000 I don't think it's quite a year, because I was in Texas.

01:20:03.000 I watched it in Texas.

01:20:05.000 Live, or...?

01:20:06.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:20:07.000 Find out when he fought. 0.96

01:20:09.000 But he looked fucking good, dude. 0.98

01:20:10.000 Not only did he look good, he looked ripped. 0.99

01:20:12.000 So I was like, hmm, piss test please.

01:20:15.000 Because he's like 38. He's bordering 40 real quick.

01:20:18.000 Looked as good as he's ever looked.

01:20:20.000 He looked phenomenal.

01:20:22.000 Oh, December.

01:20:22.000 December.

01:20:23.000 So it's not been that long then.

01:20:23.000 There you go.

01:20:23.000 Oh, okay.

01:20:26.000 So is he fighting?

01:20:26.000 Yeah.

01:20:29.000 When the fuck is he fighting again, then? 0.95

01:20:31.000 Well, they're talking about him possibly fighting Canelo. 0.98

01:20:33.000 I don't think that's a good fight for him anymore.

01:20:35.000 For him?

01:20:36.000 Maybe not, but maybe the last chance at romance.

01:20:39.000 I mean, how much more of an option does he have?

01:20:42.000 I mean, where's he going to go?

01:20:43.000 What else does he have?

01:20:44.000 But the first fight, I thought he won.

01:20:45.000 Definitely.

01:20:46.000 I was at that one.

01:20:47.000 Yeah, I thought he won the first fight.

01:20:48.000 I was ringside there.

01:20:49.000 The second fight, very close.

01:20:51.000 Very close.

01:20:52.000 And Teddy Atlas was saying they should have given it to Triple G. A lot of other people favored Canelo, but a much better performance for Canelo.

01:20:58.000 But I think Canelo, like we said, these guys like Kamaru Usman, like Canelo Alvarez, like these guys who are just consummate champions...

01:21:08.000 You're just gonna get a better version of them every single time they step into the ring.

01:21:12.000 Every single time they get in the cage.

01:21:14.000 Yeah, Kamara shows improvement. 0.77

01:21:15.000 Every time.

01:21:16.000 Impressive improvement.

01:21:17.000 Like a young fighter.

01:21:18.000 He shows improvement like a 22-year-old guy who's just learning the game.

01:21:21.000 Like, I was nervous when he fought Covington.

01:21:23.000 I was at that fight.

01:21:25.000 And I remember sitting with Covington's family because Chuck Zito got me the tickets. 0.98

01:21:32.000 So I was sitting there and then when the main event started, I noticed all the MAGA hats and And Candace Owens was sitting there and I was like, fuck, I don't want to be on this side. 0.96

01:21:40.000 I don't want my friends to see me sitting here. 0.93

01:21:42.000 So Clay Guida was sitting across the aisle and I go, Clay, who's sitting there?

01:21:47.000 He said, nobody, some sit with me.

01:21:48.000 So I moved across the aisle and sat with Clay that fight.

01:21:52.000 Dude, did you see, speaking of manga, did you see Shane Gillis' sketch that he did on Trump doing speed dating?

01:21:59.000 No. 0.99

01:22:00.000 Holy shit is it funny. 0.99

01:22:03.000 Who's Shane Gillis? 0.99

01:22:04.000 Shane Gillis is the guy that got kicked off of Saturday Night Live.

01:22:07.000 Oh, right. 0.99

01:22:07.000 Yeah, he got hired from Saturday Night Live and then they found him on a podcast talking shit. 0.99

01:22:13.000 Just random like this, just words, nothing. 0.99

01:22:15.000 We're fucking around, like comics do. 0.96

01:22:18.000 We spitball and say the most obscene things, and then we realize this works, this doesn't work. 0.99

01:22:23.000 The problem is people take things out of context.

01:22:26.000 Absolutely.

01:22:27.000 100%.

01:22:27.000 I'm telling you, man, you've got to watch this.

01:22:30.000 You'd have to watch it.

01:22:32.000 I don't want to play it.

01:22:34.000 I want people to watch it.

01:22:35.000 Trump speed dating, Gilly and Keeves.

01:22:38.000 It's only got 29,000 views.

01:22:40.000 It should have 29 million. 0.99

01:22:41.000 It's fucking brilliant. 0.97

01:22:43.000 I'll put it up on Twitter or whatever later today. 0.98

01:22:46.000 It's so good.

01:22:47.000 It's so funny, man.

01:22:49.000 It's brilliant.

01:22:50.000 Have you done... 1.00

01:22:52.000 Shit, it's horrible. 1.00

01:22:53.000 I can't remember the guy's name. 0.99

01:22:54.000 He's a friend of mine, too.

01:22:55.000 And I just did his podcast.

01:22:57.000 He does it in character.

01:23:00.000 Jim Norton?

01:23:01.000 No, no, no, no.

01:23:02.000 Chip Chipperson?

01:23:03.000 No, he was an SNL member at one point, too.

01:23:06.000 He does it in character.

01:23:07.000 He'll do a different character every time he interviews you.

01:23:09.000 So when I did it, he did it as Jimmy Fallon.

01:23:13.000 Who are you talking about? 0.99

01:23:14.000 Fucking hell. 1.00

01:23:15.000 Do you know who he's talking about? 0.99

01:23:17.000 Jamie?

01:23:18.000 I feel bad.

01:23:19.000 The worst part, he's a friend.

01:23:21.000 Real good friend?

01:23:22.000 Yeah.

01:23:22.000 Real tight?

01:23:23.000 Yeah.

01:23:24.000 If somebody says, hey, that hilarious guy from Canada, you know who he is.

01:23:28.000 You're going to get hurt real bad.

01:23:29.000 I'd be like, oh yeah, that guy.

01:23:32.000 Jeff Richards. 1.00

01:23:33.000 Fuck me in the eye. 1.00

01:23:34.000 Oh, no. 1.00

01:23:34.000 I haven't done it. 1.00

01:23:35.000 No.

01:23:35.000 Yeah.

01:23:36.000 When I did it, he did it as Fallon, and then he just had on Sherry Oteri, and he did it as a different character.

01:23:42.000 It was really funny as well.

01:23:43.000 You know who I had on recently from Saturday Night Live?

01:23:45.000 Jim Brewer. 0.99

01:23:46.000 He was fucking fantastic. 0.99

01:23:47.000 I watched it. 0.99

01:23:48.000 It was awesome.

01:23:49.000 He's so funny, man.

01:23:50.000 You want to talk about a guy who never got his just due, never got his respect that he deserves as a comic? 0.98

01:23:59.000 He's one of the funniest fucking guys ever. 0.97

01:24:01.000 He's so funny. 0.99

01:24:03.000 You know what it was?

01:24:03.000 They look at the industry.

01:24:05.000 Here's your opportunity.

01:24:07.000 In the 90s, they gave it early and he excelled with it.

01:24:11.000 And then for some reason, they move on.

01:24:13.000 He didn't want to do it anymore.

01:24:15.000 No, with him, it's not that.

01:24:16.000 It's not that they move on. 0.99

01:24:17.000 He didn't give a fuck. 0.99

01:24:18.000 Like, he even talked to his wife about it. 0.99

01:24:20.000 She was like, why do you keep doing this show? 0.98

01:24:22.000 It makes you miserable.

01:24:23.000 He had terrible things to say about doing the show.

01:24:25.000 He did not enjoy it.

01:24:26.000 He had terrible things to say about the way he was treated, the way they would rip off material and steal sketches from each other.

01:24:33.000 Not good.

01:24:34.000 I mean, him and Dave, Dave really, they worked together a lot.

01:24:37.000 Oh, yeah.

01:24:38.000 Well, half-baked, you know?

01:24:39.000 Yeah, half-baked.

01:24:39.000 Then they had a sitcom together...

01:24:41.000 They did?

01:24:42.000 In the 90s, yeah.

01:24:43.000 They did?

01:24:43.000 It was like a buddy show.

01:24:45.000 Really?

01:24:46.000 Yeah.

01:24:46.000 There was a lot of those sitcoms.

01:24:47.000 That's how him and Dave forged the friendship for Half Baked.

01:24:51.000 Oh, really?

01:24:52.000 It's called Buddies.

01:24:53.000 It was called Buddies.

01:24:54.000 Yeah, there you go.

01:24:55.000 Show me what that looked like.

01:24:56.000 I'm kind of vaguely remembering this.

01:24:59.000 Yeah, I remember...

01:25:00.000 Buddies.

01:25:01.000 Yeah.

01:25:02.000 Wow.

01:25:03.000 Okay.

01:25:09.000 I think this is what spawned the spin-off for them.

01:25:18.000 Wow.

01:25:20.000 Sitcoms.

01:25:21.000 Boy.

01:25:22.000 I was on set for Half-Baked a lot, hanging out in Dave's trailer back then in the night.

01:25:26.000 It was shot in Toronto.

01:25:27.000 And I would hang out in Dave's trailer.

01:25:29.000 He had a white Pomeranian named Thelonious back then. 0.98

01:25:34.000 Dave's always been a fucking amazing guy. 0.97

01:25:37.000 He's on another level now. 0.99

01:25:39.000 Oh, it's incredible.

01:25:39.000 We've been doing a lot of shows together.

01:25:41.000 Yeah.

01:25:42.000 He's beautiful.

01:25:44.000 I love what he stands for, too.

01:25:46.000 We put this clip up on the Instagram.

01:25:49.000 I saw it.

01:25:50.000 The kindness conspiracy.

01:25:51.000 That's really how he is, man.

01:25:52.000 He's always been like that, too.

01:25:54.000 It's not like it's not a new thing for him.

01:25:55.000 He's always been that guy.

01:25:56.000 He's always been a sweetheart of a guy, but now he's really trying to push that out there.

01:26:00.000 See, as far as I'm concerned, he's the real woke.

01:26:03.000 Like, that to me is what woke should be.

01:26:05.000 Right, right.

01:26:06.000 It's not this fake...

01:26:08.000 Angry woke.

01:26:08.000 Yeah, it's a real wokeness he has.

01:26:11.000 It's not...

01:26:11.000 Well, woke is tainted.

01:26:12.000 The word's tainted.

01:26:13.000 But real compassionate.

01:26:15.000 Kind, compassionate person.

01:26:16.000 Well, that's what woke should be.

01:26:17.000 If you're actually woke, you'll be compassionate and understanding to other people's ways of thinking.

01:26:21.000 But I think what woke means to a lot of people that adopt it is, like, activism.

01:26:27.000 You know?

01:26:27.000 Like, calling people out and yelling at people and a lot of this...

01:26:33.000 Very angry shit that we see online today. 0.98

01:26:36.000 But it's, you know, a lot of it is also, you're just dealing with a lot of people that are very unhappy. 0.99

01:26:41.000 And they're unhappy and they express that unhappiness.

01:26:43.000 There's too much voices for people that don't need a voice.

01:26:46.000 Ooh, look at what you said.

01:26:47.000 You know what I mean?

01:26:48.000 And you know what I'm noticing, too?

01:26:49.000 It's not so much that there's these people externally, it's the industry itself that's doing this.

01:26:54.000 Well, it's the world that's doing this, and it's accentuated through social media.

01:26:59.000 I mean, if you ever see the documentary, The Social Dilemma, they talk about how this is happening and that the algorithms are actually enhancing and even reinforcing this kind of behavior.

01:27:10.000 People aren't necessarily naturally inclined to form these tribes and hate on people that disagree with them.

01:27:22.000 You know, people...

01:27:23.000 I think, generally speaking, would like to be reasonable.

01:27:26.000 People like to get along with people.

01:27:28.000 They have opinions, but they like to get along with people.

01:27:30.000 But when you reinforce these thought bubbles and you reinforce these echo chambers, which is what online algorithms do, whether it's Facebook or Twitter or whatever.

01:27:39.000 It's also about how you look to other people.

01:27:42.000 It's so much about appearance as opposed to the substance behind it.

01:27:46.000 What do you mean? 1.00

01:27:47.000 Well, people, you know, you put this face out for the social media world, and then you're this piece of shit behind it. 0.99

01:27:53.000 Right, there's a lot of that. 1.00

01:27:54.000 Yeah, there's a lot of that.

01:27:55.000 And there's a whole generation of it now.

01:27:57.000 This whole chicken nugget generation that's coming up right now. 0.99

01:28:00.000 Chicken nugget generation? 0.99

01:28:01.000 Yeah, so their fucking palate is chicken nuggets, you know what I mean? 1.00

01:28:04.000 They grew up eating fucking chicken nuggets. 1.00

01:28:06.000 Our kids are the chicken nugget generation. 1.00

01:28:08.000 Well, these kids are definitely, they're weird in the way they think you should communicate. 0.99

01:28:14.000 Growing up communicating online has got to be fucking terrible for the way your brain functions, the way your brain forms. 0.96

01:28:21.000 It's the same thing with shopping and music and everything. 0.86

01:28:23.000 There's a reason that things are very thin and shallow.

01:28:26.000 Yeah.

01:28:26.000 But it's also, coincidentally, at the same time, this is the best time ever for long-form, intelligent conversations.

01:28:36.000 So think of that.

01:28:37.000 It is, but it's not being used that way.

01:28:39.000 But it is, right here.

01:28:40.000 Well, right here it is.

01:28:41.000 But there's a lot of these.

01:28:42.000 But you also have people our age that are doing this, because we understand both sides of this coin.

01:28:47.000 Yeah, but there's some kids in their 20s that have some pretty badass podcasts.

01:28:51.000 People are trying.

01:28:52.000 They're talking about things.

01:28:53.000 And this is the antidote, or at least the counterpoint, to this shallow online culture.

01:28:59.000 I feel like Andrew Schultz is the guy that can speak to the younger generation.

01:29:05.000 As well as our generation to talk to each other, he's that conduit between our world and their world.

01:29:11.000 He's certainly one of them for sure and he's one of the most intelligent and reasonable guys of the young up-and-coming generation and one of the most He's one of the most thoughtful, also one of the most clever, in terms of the choices he makes and the way he,

01:29:27.000 like, doing the thing that he did for Netflix and taking the time during the pandemic to innovate.

01:29:34.000 I'm a big fan of the way he moves.

01:29:36.000 Absolutely.

01:29:37.000 I also feel like he's the guy who can explain to these people why these people are this way and why this isn't bad and why it should be okay.

01:29:48.000 Yeah, well, that's what he did with those Netflix clips.

01:29:50.000 Absolutely.

01:29:51.000 Yeah, those Netflix clips.

01:29:52.000 He killed it. 1.00

01:29:52.000 And there's so many fucking jokes that he drops in there. 1.00

01:29:56.000 It's like watching an episode of Veep. 1.00

01:29:58.000 You catch jokes.

01:29:59.000 You have to watch it five, six times in order to catch every joke.

01:30:02.000 Well, his is like visuals and punchline after punchline after punchline.

01:30:06.000 It's incredible.

01:30:08.000 Rapid fire.

01:30:08.000 Oh, yeah.

01:30:09.000 It's like a fucking semi-automatic coming at you. 1.00

01:30:11.000 Yeah, well, you know, the... 0.99

01:30:14.000 Every generation needs someone who's out there pushing the boundaries and out there trying to innovate and trying to hustle.

01:30:23.000 He's a non-tapper.

01:30:24.000 He won't tap.

01:30:24.000 That's right.

01:30:25.000 That's right.

01:30:26.000 He's not tapping.

01:30:27.000 Some people tap too quick.

01:30:28.000 Yeah.

01:30:28.000 I tapped with you quick, but it was in pain.

01:30:32.000 What do you want from me?

01:30:33.000 Yeah.

01:30:34.000 Listen, you had me in a calf slicer. 1.00

01:30:35.000 That fucking thing hurts, dude. 0.99

01:30:37.000 It was not a calf slicer. 1.00

01:30:38.000 No, no.

01:30:38.000 It was a calf slicer on the way to the move.

01:30:41.000 I was just setting up the twist.

01:30:43.000 Yeah, yeah, and that hurts.

01:30:44.000 I'm glad I tapped when I tapped.

01:30:46.000 I'll tell you this.

01:30:47.000 I wasn't mean to you, though.

01:30:49.000 No, you weren't mean.

01:30:50.000 No, no, no.

01:30:51.000 Listen, you weren't a bully.

01:30:52.000 You had me in a move on the way to a move.

01:30:56.000 You know, it's pressure.

01:30:57.000 It's like tapping because of pressure.

01:30:59.000 It's the same thing.

01:31:00.000 You know, Jean-Jacques is not going to tap from pressure.

01:31:03.000 Well, you're never going to get Jean-Jacques in that position.

01:31:06.000 You're not getting him in that position.

01:31:07.000 Did I ever tell you when I was rolling with him?

01:31:10.000 Must have been about a year and a half ago.

01:31:12.000 My ankle to this day still hurts.

01:31:14.000 From what?

01:31:17.000 He's in my guard and had my leg up high on his back.

01:31:21.000 And I'm like, ooh, I'm going to try rubber guard.

01:31:23.000 Oh, no.

01:31:24.000 So I had my leg up high on his back.

01:31:26.000 Like right around here, you know?

01:31:28.000 And he feels my leg up high and I reach over and he goes, you're not flexible enough!

01:31:37.000 And having never done Rubber Guard, seeing videos of Eddie do it and all these guys in 10th Planet do it, and I go, I'm going to try Rubber Guard. 0.95

01:31:48.000 But because he said, you're not flexible enough, my ego went, I'm gonna fucking go for it.

01:31:54.000 And I didn't know that I had to grab my leg. 0.96

01:31:56.000 I grabbed my foot.

01:31:58.000 Oh.

01:31:58.000 And I cranked my foot.

01:32:00.000 And you hurt your own ankle?

01:32:02.000 I hurt my own.

01:32:02.000 To this day, it still hurts.

01:32:05.000 Yeah.

01:32:06.000 I literally, I fucked myself over. 0.99

01:32:08.000 To this day? 0.99

01:32:10.000 To this day.

01:32:11.000 Did you get an MRI or anything?

01:32:12.000 No, I have not.

01:32:13.000 But it's not been hurting lately.

01:32:15.000 And my girl gets mad because I'm like, babe, can you run my ankle?

01:32:18.000 It's swollen today. 0.98

01:32:19.000 She goes, no, I'm fucking tired. 0.98

01:32:20.000 And that's the problem. 1.00

01:32:21.000 When you date a girl your own age, you're like, you can't pull the same old man shit on her. 0.99

01:32:26.000 You're both exhausted. 0.99

01:32:28.000 That's hilarious.

01:32:28.000 I'm like, you don't know what it's like.

01:32:29.000 I'm going to be 51 this year. 1.00

01:32:31.000 He's like, motherfucker, I'm going to be 49. I don't need your bullshit. 1.00

01:32:33.000 I'm like, god damn it. 1.00

01:32:35.000 Yeah, you got to be careful with the rubber guard. 0.99

01:32:37.000 Rubber guard, you want to grab below the ankle.

01:32:40.000 You want to get it.

01:32:40.000 Yes, yes.

01:32:40.000 Guess who figured that out?

01:32:42.000 Yeah, you want to get it right here.

01:32:43.000 This is what you want.

01:32:44.000 So you want it underneath.

01:32:45.000 I was trying to go from over the tops.

01:32:47.000 Yeah.

01:32:47.000 I went over the top and grabbed my foot.

01:32:49.000 Yeah, you don't want to do that.

01:32:50.000 But there is sometimes you do grab your foot.

01:32:53.000 Yeah.

01:32:54.000 Sometimes when you double bag, you have to grab your foot.

01:32:56.000 You have to grab your foot and make a transition.

01:32:58.000 Yeah.

01:32:59.000 Yeah, I do.

01:33:00.000 I found it the hard way.

01:33:01.000 You should take some 10th Planet classes.

01:33:03.000 I really should. 1.00

01:33:04.000 Learn some shit. 1.00

01:33:04.000 I would like to do it with Eddie. 1.00

01:33:06.000 Yeah, he'll do it.

01:33:08.000 I'll set it up.

01:33:08.000 Yeah, that'd be great.

01:33:09.000 Eddie's the best.

01:33:10.000 Because I know Eddie's been going gi lately.

01:33:12.000 Oh, he'll do both. 1.00

01:33:13.000 You know, he likes to fuck around with gi. 1.00

01:33:15.000 Yeah, he's been coming back and hanging out and doing gi. 1.00

01:33:18.000 Yeah, when I met Eddie, he was all gi, you know? 1.00

01:33:20.000 Yeah.

01:33:21.000 I saw a picture.

01:33:22.000 I saw pictures.

01:33:22.000 I didn't know he had long hair and stuff.

01:33:24.000 Oh, he had crazy long hair back when he was in his rock and roll days.

01:33:27.000 He used to put his hair in like a scuba helmet.

01:33:29.000 Like, not a scuba helmet, like a mask. 0.99

01:33:32.000 Like, he would tuck all his hair because he had this, like, his hair down to his ass. 0.99

01:33:36.000 It was like a metal head. 0.99

01:33:37.000 So he would, like, I don't know what he would do, but he'd wrap it all up like a seek and fucking tuck it in this fucking... 0.99

01:33:43.000 Tie it under his chin and stuff? 0.99

01:33:44.000 He had this whole fucking scuba thing that he would put on his head when he would roll. 0.99

01:33:49.000 Yeah, the guys... 0.99

01:33:49.000 A lot of the black belts in the gym, they're like, you know, we used to think he was a weird guy. 0.99

01:33:54.000 Look at him.

01:33:55.000 Hilarious.

01:33:55.000 Look at him.

01:33:55.000 He's so pretty.

01:33:56.000 Beautiful face.

01:33:57.000 What lips.

01:33:59.000 Look at his features.

01:34:00.000 I'm just happy when people come up and go, hey, Eddie.

01:34:02.000 I go, no, it's Russell.

01:34:03.000 And I'm like, all right.

01:34:04.000 They think you look like Eddie?

01:34:06.000 I posted a picture of him and I, and we're together, and I go, we are not the same person. 0.99

01:34:12.000 Who the fuck thinks you guys are the same person? 0.74

01:34:13.000 A lot of people think because of my hair and his hair, you know? 0.99

01:34:16.000 Okay.

01:34:17.000 And, you know, I guess the...

01:34:18.000 Those people need to go to a doctor. 1.00

01:34:19.000 Maybe big eyes.

01:34:20.000 Hey, man, I'm happy when they think I'm him.

01:34:23.000 They just see pictures.

01:34:24.000 They go, ah, it must be Eddie.

01:34:26.000 You ever seen Eddie do stand-up?

01:34:28.000 I've been in the room when he's done it. 0.99

01:34:30.000 Bro, he's got some funny shit. 1.00

01:34:31.000 Because he's nuts. 1.00

01:34:32.000 He's fucking funny. 1.00

01:34:33.000 He is funny because he's insane. 0.99

01:34:35.000 He's definitely insane, but he's got some bits about, well, I don't want to give away the premises. 0.93

01:34:40.000 I'll fuck it up, but he made me laugh, like legitimately made me laugh.

01:34:44.000 I started getting him to do open mic nights like, God, five, six years ago maybe?

01:34:49.000 Way long time ago, and he quit.

01:34:51.000 He did it like, this was like 2003, somewhere around then.

01:34:56.000 Is Sam out here now?

01:34:58.000 Tripoli?

01:34:58.000 Yeah.

01:34:59.000 No, I don't believe so.

01:35:00.000 Where did he move to?

01:35:00.000 Didn't he move?

01:35:01.000 Did he move?

01:35:01.000 I heard he moved.

01:35:02.000 I don't know.

01:35:03.000 So LA's kinda opening up again, right?

01:35:05.000 Yeah, I think the store opened this past weekend.

01:35:07.000 Yeah.

01:35:08.000 You're the Pied Piper, though.

01:35:09.000 Everybody came out, Joe's going, we're going.

01:35:11.000 Well.

01:35:12.000 It's a great place.

01:35:13.000 There's a lot of clubs out here now.

01:35:15.000 Aren't you, are you opening one?

01:35:16.000 Mm-hmm.

01:35:16.000 Yeah.

01:35:17.000 When's that happening?

01:35:17.000 It's complicated.

01:35:18.000 I'll tell you off air.

01:35:19.000 Okay.

01:35:20.000 There's a lot going on.

01:35:21.000 It's not easy to do one of those things.

01:35:23.000 Well, when it eventually does open, I would love to play it.

01:35:24.000 You will.

01:35:25.000 That'll be great.

01:35:26.000 When it does, 100% you will.

01:35:27.000 Yeah.

01:35:28.000 Yeah.

01:35:28.000 I mean, when I send up the bat signal, you'll be one of the first people I call.

01:35:34.000 Opening up one of these things takes a lot. 0.99

01:35:36.000 There's a lot of shit. 0.99

01:35:37.000 A lot of red tape. 1.00

01:35:38.000 A lot of red tape.

01:35:38.000 Yeah, there's a lot of things that have to happen.

01:35:42.000 It's a perfect storm situation.

01:35:44.000 Yeah, but it's interesting.

01:35:45.000 I love being out here, though.

01:35:46.000 I'll tell you that.

01:35:47.000 I'm enjoying it.

01:35:48.000 You like it a lot?

01:35:48.000 Very much.

01:35:49.000 Have you been doing a lot of hunting?

01:35:50.000 No.

01:35:51.000 No, I haven't done any hunting since I've been here.

01:35:52.000 There's got to be some good hunting out here, though. 0.98

01:35:54.000 Yeah, there's hunting and then there's like air quotes hunting where it's like you're in a fucking fenced in area. 0.94

01:36:00.000 Yeah, that's like fishing in a stocked pond. 0.92

01:36:04.000 Yeah, a small stocked pond.

01:36:07.000 Yeah.

01:36:07.000 Yeah, it's weird.

01:36:08.000 They have feeders. 0.65

01:36:10.000 They do hunting over feeders here. 0.98

01:36:12.000 So they have these feeders that drop food, and then these animals get accustomed to the feeder going off every day at 9 a.m.

01:36:20.000 So people sit there in a tree stand at 9 a.m.

01:36:22.000 waiting for these animals to come and get their food.

01:36:25.000 Yeah, it's not good.

01:36:25.000 Well, it's one thing if you're trying to eradicate...

01:36:28.000 If you have pigs and you're trying to eradicate an invasive species, like wild pigs, then I understand why you'd have a feeder.

01:36:38.000 But it's harvesting more than it's hunting.

01:36:43.000 You're not going out in the wild looking for a wild animal.

01:36:47.000 You're kind of tricking them.

01:36:49.000 That's not fair.

01:36:51.000 What is fair?

01:36:51.000 You have a gun.

01:36:53.000 It all gets weird, right? 1.00

01:36:57.000 The non-hunters are like, yeah, if you're a real man, you'd use a fucking knife. 1.00

01:37:00.000 Okay, if I was a real man, I'd use my hands. 0.99

01:37:02.000 Why would I even use a knife? 1.00

01:37:04.000 That seems stupid. 1.00

01:37:05.000 Yeah, use your hands. 1.00

01:37:06.000 Well, then I'd starve to death.

01:37:08.000 Like, what are you saying?

01:37:09.000 That's one of the things in this book, A Land So Strange.

01:37:12.000 It details the Native Americans and their persistent hunting.

01:37:16.000 Persistence hunting where they would chase these animals down and just run after them until they drop dead.

01:37:21.000 What was vodka hunting with?

01:37:24.000 Well, they were doing whatever they could to get by.

01:37:28.000 They weren't just hunting.

01:37:29.000 They ate dogs. 1.00

01:37:31.000 They ate deer shit. 0.99

01:37:33.000 They literally ate anything they could find. 1.00

01:37:35.000 They were at the verge of starving to death multiple times, and a lot of them did.

01:37:40.000 It's a crazy book, man.

01:37:41.000 It's just crazy to think that...

01:37:43.000 It's all about the weaponry.

01:37:44.000 The Europeans came with... 1.00

01:37:46.000 I don't know what they came with, but they looked at the native people as savages, but really the natives had their shit together. 1.00

01:37:54.000 Well, they definitely had their shit together in terms of they had... 0.99

01:37:57.000 See, that's one of the things. 0.99

01:37:59.000 I'll give you some spoilers.

01:38:00.000 When the Spaniards came here, they had horses and rifles, right? 0.99

01:38:05.000 They had muskets and guns.

01:38:07.000 And when they lost their ships... 0.98

01:38:11.000 And when they got shipwrecked and when they got stuck here, they realized that they were fucked and there was no food. 0.65

01:38:19.000 So they started eating their horses and then they started taking their rifles and melting them down to turn them into axes so that they could cut down trees so they could build rafts so they could get out of there. 0.98

01:38:31.000 They realized they were in this terrible situation and they ate all their horses and then they melted down all their rifles and then they had to deal with angry Natives. 1.00

01:38:39.000 It's crazy.

01:38:41.000 It's really interesting.

01:38:42.000 I become just completely engrossed in those kind of stories.

01:38:47.000 I've read like, now it's probably eight or nine books on Native American life.

01:38:52.000 Because the story's being told properly now.

01:38:55.000 Yes.

01:38:56.000 It's not being told as these people were savages and we came to tame them.

01:38:59.000 Right, right.

01:38:59.000 It was more of a, oh, hold on, there's two sides to this story here.

01:39:03.000 Yeah.

01:39:04.000 Well, I think, yeah, I think they told a convenient story for the longest time.

01:39:09.000 Of course.

01:39:10.000 That's what we learned growing up.

01:39:11.000 Yeah, and now they're telling a story that's, like, way deeper and way crazier.

01:39:16.000 And just, it makes you think how, if you could go back just a few hundred years and see...

01:39:25.000 I'd have been dead.

01:39:25.000 If you had a fast-forward camera.

01:39:27.000 I'd have fucking died. 0.96

01:39:28.000 But if you had a fast-forward camera and, like, could see, you know, a fast-forward video, like, what it was like to go from nothing where Chicago is to Chicago. 0.99

01:39:37.000 Yeah.

01:39:38.000 You know, to...

01:39:39.000 What was that movie with Angelina Jolie?

01:39:41.000 Wasn't that the one?

01:39:42.000 Oh, no.

01:39:42.000 It was Scarlett Johansson where she traveled all the way back in time.

01:39:46.000 Oh, Lucy? 0.73

01:39:47.000 Yeah.

01:39:47.000 Remember at the end?

01:39:48.000 Oh, yeah.

01:39:49.000 That was when she took that crazy drug that turned her into a god.

01:39:53.000 Yes.

01:39:53.000 It was a good movie.

01:39:54.000 I liked that movie.

01:39:55.000 But the ending part was pretty wild.

01:39:56.000 I liked when they did that.

01:39:58.000 Yeah.

01:39:59.000 Yeah.

01:40:00.000 Yeah, that movie was weird.

01:40:02.000 You know what I watch on YouTube a lot is they found all those film footage of people driving like and they colorized some of it, you know, the 1800s and the early 1900s, New York City or whatever.

01:40:13.000 And you see the horse and carriages in the city.

01:40:15.000 They colorized it?

01:40:16.000 Yeah, but it's not very well colorized.

01:40:18.000 Everything ends up being purple.

01:40:19.000 Everyone's wearing purple for some reason.

01:40:20.000 Oh really?

01:40:21.000 I guess that's the way the colors showed up.

01:40:23.000 What did they wear back then?

01:40:24.000 Were they into purple?

01:40:26.000 They probably didn't have a lot of dyes back then.

01:40:28.000 This is supposed to be the first fight caught on film. 0.98

01:40:32.000 They could just be fucking around because no one's reacting to them. 0.98

01:40:36.000 Or maybe people just fought. 0.99

01:40:37.000 That guy's throwing sand at him.

01:40:38.000 Back it up.

01:40:39.000 Let me see it from the beginning.

01:40:40.000 Let me see his technique.

01:40:43.000 It's that old school technique.

01:40:45.000 It's from 1901. It's 20 seconds of film.

01:40:47.000 They didn't know shit about leg kicks back then. 0.99

01:40:50.000 They're jumping up and down for no reason. 0.94

01:40:52.000 I think they're fighting. 1.00

01:40:53.000 I think they're drunk and they're fighting and they just both suck. 0.99

01:40:56.000 They're like leaving work or something. 0.99

01:40:58.000 Yeah.

01:40:59.000 Oh, they're fighting, dude.

01:41:00.000 Hey, what's that rumor that you were going to fight?

01:41:02.000 What is that rumor?

01:41:03.000 Have you not heard that rumor?

01:41:04.000 What's the rumor?

01:41:05.000 Joe Rogan's going to have an MMA fight.

01:41:08.000 I swear to God, that rumor's been floating around.

01:41:09.000 You're on Twitter too long.

01:41:10.000 I see people, hey, did you hear Joe's fighting?

01:41:12.000 I go, is he really?

01:41:13.000 I was like, I can't see him doing that.

01:41:14.000 You don't think I would tell you?

01:41:15.000 I'm not doing that.

01:41:16.000 Yeah, it had some legs for a minute.

01:41:20.000 Is this recently?

01:41:21.000 Yeah, in the past month.

01:41:22.000 Thank God I'm not online.

01:41:24.000 I don't pay attention.

01:41:25.000 Somebody said, yeah, Joe Rogan's gonna fight.

01:41:27.000 And I'm like, really?

01:41:28.000 Incorrect.

01:41:29.000 Not interested.

01:41:30.000 No.

01:41:30.000 Trying to keep what little brain damage I have to a minimum.

01:41:34.000 I mean, it would be pretty. 1.00

01:41:35.000 I'm sure fucking people would pay a fuckload of money to see you fight somebody. 1.00

01:41:38.000 Yeah, see me get my ass kicked. 1.00

01:41:40.000 No, I don't think that would... 1.00

01:41:41.000 I'd have to fight someone that people hate.

01:41:43.000 Yeah.

01:41:44.000 I don't see it as a wash.

01:41:48.000 I'm not interested.

01:41:50.000 Would you fight somebody?

01:41:51.000 I don't know.

01:41:52.000 You don't know?

01:41:53.000 I've been thinking about it.

01:41:54.000 I mean, if the money was right, probably.

01:41:56.000 Would you?

01:41:56.000 If somebody came along with a big money fight, like you and Aziz Ansari?

01:42:00.000 Well, give me somebody who would be able to fucking defend themselves. 0.99

01:42:03.000 I want to see a slaughter fest. 0.99

01:42:04.000 All right.

01:42:05.000 Who do you think you'd match up well with?

01:42:08.000 I don't know.

01:42:08.000 It would have to be somebody in the same age bracket, I would imagine.

01:42:13.000 Right, right.

01:42:13.000 Who has some sort of training at some point.

01:42:16.000 You know, I don't want to be...

01:42:19.000 But at the same time, I wouldn't want them to be too tough.

01:42:22.000 I don't know what my intestinal fortitude's like nowadays.

01:42:25.000 Well, you'd have to train more than once a week, too.

01:42:26.000 Yeah, I'd go into full training camp.

01:42:28.000 Full training camp?

01:42:29.000 Full training camp.

01:42:30.000 If I was going to fight somebody, I'd go into a full training camp.

01:42:32.000 How many months?

01:42:33.000 Three at least.

01:42:34.000 Three months, that's all you'd need to get ready for a fight?

01:42:36.000 I would say three to five.

01:42:38.000 What would you like if I gave you an ideal time?

01:42:40.000 Five months.

01:42:41.000 Five months?

01:42:42.000 Yeah.

01:42:42.000 Really?

01:42:43.000 Just get my shit together. 0.99

01:42:44.000 The first month would be getting your mental right. 1.00

01:42:48.000 Getting your mental right.

01:42:49.000 That's a whole month?

01:42:50.000 At least, yeah.

01:42:51.000 How do you do that?

01:42:52.000 You've got to break habits.

01:42:54.000 Break habits.

01:42:54.000 You gotta break bad habits.

01:42:55.000 You gotta break the sleeping in.

01:42:56.000 You gotta break...

01:42:57.000 The booze would be easy to get rid of.

01:43:00.000 I like it, but it's not like an important thing to me.

01:43:03.000 Hmm.

01:43:04.000 You know, I can go without drinking.

01:43:05.000 That's not a big deal to me.

01:43:07.000 Cigars.

01:43:08.000 I do love...

01:43:08.000 You know what?

01:43:09.000 It's your fault, by the way, that this Buffalo Trace is now in my life.

01:43:12.000 It's good stuff. 0.99

01:43:13.000 It's fucking fantastic. 0.98

01:43:15.000 Have a little. 1.00

01:43:15.000 There you go. 1.00

01:43:16.000 Put it in my little Joe Rogan cup here.

01:43:18.000 There you go.

01:43:20.000 Good, that's a lot.

01:43:22.000 Cheers.

01:43:22.000 Cheers, pally.

01:43:23.000 Cheers, my brother.

01:43:24.000 Don't go fighting anybody.

01:43:26.000 I'm not fighting anybody. 1.00

01:43:27.000 Are you crazy? 0.79

01:43:28.000 Chad Johnson's supposed to fight, and I can't find out who he's going to fight.

01:43:32.000 They've only said who he's not going to fight.

01:43:34.000 Well, maybe they don't have a fight set for him.

01:43:36.000 Oh, it's on Triller?

01:43:37.000 Yeah, it's on the Mayweather-Logan Paul card.

01:43:39.000 Really?

01:43:40.000 June 6th.

01:43:41.000 Really?

01:43:42.000 Now, is Mayweather fighting both of them, or is he just fighting the one?

01:43:44.000 He's just fighting the one.

01:43:46.000 He's fighting Logan.

01:43:48.000 What do you think is going to happen there?

01:43:50.000 I mean, listen.

01:43:51.000 You can't... 0.99

01:43:52.000 I don't care if you fucking like boxing. 0.99

01:43:54.000 And you look good doing it. 0.97

01:43:57.000 You're not going to beat the fun of the best fighters ever. 0.97

01:43:59.000 It's just not the fucking way the world works. 0.64

01:44:01.000 I know, but isn't it funny that he's like 50 pounds lighter? 0.99

01:44:03.000 Yeah, because he doesn't give a shit. 0.99

01:44:05.000 It's kind of funny, though. 0.99

01:44:06.000 It's not the first guy 50 pounds heavier than him.

01:44:08.000 He's lit up.

01:44:09.000 He's probably lit him up in the gym.

01:44:10.000 You know, Caleb Plant was the whipping boy in the Mayweather gym before.

01:44:14.000 Was he? 0.98

01:44:15.000 He was the guy that got his ass beat by everybody, and then he became the top guy. 1.00

01:44:19.000 But I always say the more you get your ass whooped and you don't like it, the more you're going to get better at not getting your ass whooped. 0.99

01:44:24.000 You know, I'm not that familiar with Caleb Plant. 0.99

01:44:26.000 I know he's really good, but I don't think I've seen any of his fights.

01:44:30.000 I mean, listen, let's call it what it is.

01:44:33.000 I mean, Canelo will beat him, but that doesn't mean Caleb's a pushover by any means.

01:44:39.000 Just pull up some Caleb Plant highlights.

01:44:43.000 You know who I'm a big fan of?

01:44:45.000 Teofimo Lopez.

01:44:46.000 Oh, I love that kid. 1.00

01:44:47.000 That motherfucker can crack. 1.00

01:44:48.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:44:48.000 And both my kids are half Hondurans, so that's kind of... 1.00

01:44:51.000 Oh, yeah?

01:44:51.000 There you go.

01:44:52.000 A little soft spot for me there.

01:44:53.000 He can crack.

01:44:54.000 He can crack.

01:44:55.000 I just want him to have a couple more fights before he steps it up.

01:44:59.000 Steps it up?

01:44:59.000 I mean...

01:45:00.000 He beat Lomachenko.

01:45:01.000 He did beat Lomachenko, but, I mean, Lomachenko had a year off.

01:45:04.000 Lomachenko didn't look good.

01:45:06.000 That's not to negate anything Teofimo did.

01:45:10.000 Teofimo's the truth, for sure. 0.90

01:45:13.000 Is Caleb Plant undefeated?

01:45:17.000 He may be.

01:45:17.000 I don't know.

01:45:19.000 There was a guy I was watching last week.

01:45:21.000 He had 28 first-run knockouts.

01:45:22.000 You look at the way he comes in now.

01:45:23.000 I mean, that's because of years of getting into wars in the gym.

01:45:28.000 So he was a Mayweather guy?

01:45:30.000 He was a Mayweather guy.

01:45:30.000 He was in the gym.

01:45:31.000 He was a young kid.

01:45:32.000 I think a friend of mine who worked for Mayweather reminded me that I saw Caleb in the gym the one time I went to go watch Mayweather train.

01:45:42.000 And I think he said Caleb must have been 4 or 5 and 0 at that time.

01:45:45.000 He looks slick. 0.95

01:45:48.000 But he's one of those guys that really fucking puts his nose to the grind and fixes his mistakes as well. 0.94

01:45:55.000 It's kind of one of those things, man, where when you're- That short left hook, you see? 0.97

01:45:59.000 That's a Mayweather thing right there.

01:46:01.000 When you're facing a guy like Canelo Alvarez that's so good right now, it's hard to get to those RPMs without having the kind of fights that Canelo's had.

01:46:15.000 Without having those two Triple G fights, without having that fight with Mayweather, without having the fight with Danny Jacobs, without having the James Kirkland fight, all those fights where he built up to where he is now, high profile, where Caleb obviously is very skillful.

01:46:30.000 He hasn't had those high profile big fights.

01:46:32.000 It's so hard to just step in.

01:46:34.000 And the pressure attached with it.

01:46:35.000 Now, watching him starch Billy Joe Saunders like that...

01:46:39.000 And Saunders is a good fighter.

01:46:40.000 He's a very good fighter.

01:46:41.000 Tough kid.

01:46:41.000 Undefeated, super tough, super slick.

01:46:44.000 Yep.

01:46:44.000 And to see him crack him like that, just the consequences of missing and getting countered by Canelo are so high.

01:46:50.000 Canelo sets traps from the first round.

01:46:53.000 Mm-hmm.

01:46:53.000 We did it to Amir Khan.

01:46:54.000 I was at that fight.

01:46:56.000 And Amir was looking great, but I was noticing that...

01:47:01.000 That he kept whacking Amir to the body and he was getting a red spot there.

01:47:06.000 And eventually, you're going to want to defend that area because it's going to hurt.

01:47:10.000 And the minute you drop that hand, he set you up.

01:47:12.000 He set you up from the first round. 0.99

01:47:15.000 He's a monster. 0.80

01:47:16.000 The fact that he knocked out Kovalev. 0.99

01:47:18.000 Like, Jesus Christ.

01:47:19.000 Kovalev's a light heavyweight.

01:47:20.000 I know Kovalev had seen better days by the time that fight came around.

01:47:23.000 But the fact that he stopped him like that and just beat him up.

01:47:26.000 Kovalev was an interesting one because he was very dominant and then all of a sudden just fell apart after Andre Ward.

01:47:36.000 Booze, buddy.

01:47:38.000 Booze did him in.

01:47:39.000 A lot of things did him in, but apparently he likes to drink.

01:47:42.000 Well, he's Russian, you know.

01:47:43.000 They do like their vodka.

01:47:45.000 And also, you know, Andre Ward crushed him.

01:47:49.000 You know, especially the second fight.

01:47:50.000 In the first fight, arguably, he could have won that fight.

01:47:53.000 You know, it would be nice if Ward came out of retirement to fight Canelo.

01:47:59.000 Well, they offered it to him after the Kovalev fight, and I admire Andre Ward greatly.

01:48:05.000 I think he's one of the best examples of what a guy can do if he just decides, I'm done.

01:48:11.000 He wins an Olympic gold medal, he wins two world titles in two different weight classes, retires undefeated, and did most of it with one arm.

01:48:19.000 Right.

01:48:20.000 Did most of it without having a right shoulder.

01:48:22.000 Eventually the bank will catch up with you, the money will get right, and you'll come out.

01:48:27.000 You think so?

01:48:27.000 You think he will?

01:48:28.000 There's the talk of Lennox fighting Mike.

01:48:30.000 Yeah, but Lennox is different than Andre, you know?

01:48:33.000 I mean, Lennox is going to be 55 or 56 years old this year.

01:48:37.000 Yeah.

01:48:39.000 Lennox is going to do it, apparently.

01:48:41.000 I talked to him on the phone.

01:48:42.000 He was at my house last week.

01:48:45.000 Yeah? 0.99

01:48:45.000 We talked about it, but he said if he does it, he's going to go into a full fucking training camp. 0.99

01:48:49.000 Well, he needs a lot of time because he's not really... 0.97

01:48:51.000 Oh, he's been dropping weight.

01:48:52.000 He's been dropping weight.

01:48:53.000 He's looking good.

01:48:54.000 Right, but he hasn't really been working out.

01:48:55.000 No, but Lennox is also a very mentally strong man.

01:48:59.000 Oh, yeah.

01:48:59.000 He's got that thing.

01:49:02.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:49:02.000 Well, he's fucking Lennox Lewis. 0.99

01:49:04.000 It's true, he is. 0.99

01:49:05.000 At the end of the day, if he's alive, he's still Lennox Lewis.

01:49:07.000 He's always throwing punches at me.

01:49:09.000 Is he?

01:49:10.000 He's always.

01:49:11.000 There's also, today, there's pharmaceutical interventions.

01:49:14.000 You know, you can...

01:49:14.000 He's not that guy.

01:49:16.000 Work around age. 0.90

01:49:17.000 Yeah, he looks great.

01:49:19.000 Yeah.

01:49:19.000 You know, when he's at the house, people are like, how old are you?

01:49:22.000 And he tells them his age, and they're like, what? 0.73

01:49:26.000 Black don't crack. 0.98

01:49:27.000 Black don't crack. 0.99

01:49:28.000 Brown don't frown.

01:49:29.000 He also retired with his wits about him, too.

01:49:34.000 Plays a lot of chess.

01:49:36.000 Always played chess.

01:49:37.000 And backgammon.

01:49:38.000 He's good, right?

01:49:39.000 He's good at chess.

01:49:40.000 He's ranked.

01:49:41.000 He's very, very good.

01:49:42.000 And a focus that I'll never have.

01:49:45.000 For chess?

01:49:46.000 For anything, he does.

01:49:47.000 He's very competitive in that regard.

01:49:50.000 Do you have any game that you play?

01:49:52.000 I really wish I did.

01:49:53.000 Why don't you pick one up?

01:49:54.000 You play jujitsu.

01:49:56.000 It's kind of a game.

01:49:56.000 It is.

01:49:57.000 Jujitsu is a fucking incredible game. 0.99

01:50:00.000 I always tell people it's great for every part of your body. 0.99

01:50:03.000 Do you get into open classes?

01:50:05.000 Yeah, absolutely.

01:50:06.000 How often do you roll in with strangers?

01:50:08.000 I'll roll with some guys I know first, and then after I warm up, then I'll roll with some strangers. 0.97

01:50:13.000 I'm always a little leery of strangers, because I'm like, I don't want this guy to fucking... 0.98

01:50:16.000 Hey, I fucked up Russell Peters. 0.96

01:50:18.000 Yeah, so I start light with people because I'm like, I want to see where you're at. 0.97

01:50:21.000 I want to see what kind of game you want to roll with me.

01:50:23.000 And then they step, but I put the gas on when I have to put the gas on. 0.99

01:50:27.000 Yeah, some people love to fucking, if they know who you are, they love to attack. 0.99

01:50:31.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:50:33.000 But you've got to be prepared for that.

01:50:34.000 I mean, if you're going to be in there, there's no halfway about it.

01:50:37.000 Well, that's one good thing about the gis. 0.99

01:50:38.000 You can kind of slow down a lot of shit like that. 1.00

01:50:41.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:50:41.000 It's like no-gi guys. 0.99

01:50:43.000 It's like holding on to a slippery dolphin.

01:50:45.000 Like, hey, where are you going?

01:50:46.000 Yeah, the first six minutes you're okay.

01:50:48.000 And then once you start sweating, it's like trying to juggle a bar of soap.

01:50:52.000 How much no-gi do you do?

01:50:54.000 Not very much.

01:50:55.000 That's why you should go to Eddie's.

01:50:56.000 Go and learn some of that stuff.

01:50:58.000 It'll apply.

01:50:59.000 John Jack and I will do no-gi every now and then. 0.95

01:51:02.000 On, like, hot days I'll do it, because I'm like, I don't want to wear the fucking gi's too hot. 0.97

01:51:05.000 Right. 0.93

01:51:06.000 So, I go, no problem! 1.00

01:51:07.000 And then he beats my ass with no-gi. 1.00

01:51:09.000 Is his gym open for the general public? 1.00

01:51:13.000 Do you have to wear masks?

01:51:14.000 What do you have to wear?

01:51:14.000 Oh, yeah, the city's been coming down on him.

01:51:17.000 Yeah?

01:51:18.000 Real, real bad.

01:51:19.000 But I think, hopefully, once everything opens up...

01:51:22.000 Yeah, maybe he'll have to just COVID test people.

01:51:25.000 Yeah, he does.

01:51:26.000 He's doing the mass and COVID and a lot of times it's just a lot of calisthenics and stuff they do in the gym.

01:51:33.000 If they can drop the price of tests down very low, you could really eliminate a lot of the problems, you know?

01:51:40.000 It's unnecessarily expensive.

01:51:42.000 I don't know about that.

01:51:43.000 I don't know what the process of developing a rapid antigen test is.

01:51:47.000 Maybe it's not, but they are kind of expensive.

01:51:51.000 Do you pay the lady that does this one here? 1.00

01:51:53.000 No, she works for free. 0.99

01:51:54.000 What do you think?

01:51:55.000 I mean, I don't know.

01:51:56.000 A lot of times people will do it just to build a resume.

01:52:01.000 I've been testing people since April of last year.

01:52:06.000 When we locked down, we started testing the moment they got tests.

01:52:13.000 The moment we could get tests.

01:52:16.000 You're always at the forefront of things, though.

01:52:18.000 Well, I realize that you have a responsibility.

01:52:20.000 You're kind of the benchmark.

01:52:21.000 You've got a responsibility to do that.

01:52:23.000 And then I also wanted to figure out what do I have to do to stay healthy.

01:52:27.000 I don't want to get sick.

01:52:28.000 And then as time went on, I kind of realized what you have to do in terms of health-wise.

01:52:33.000 And I go pretty above and beyond in that department.

01:52:37.000 Well, you've got to protect it.

01:52:38.000 Yeah.

01:52:38.000 You've got to protect what you've got.

01:52:40.000 I mean, this is not a...

01:52:41.000 It's not a mom and pop business you're running here.

01:52:43.000 Well, it's not just that.

01:52:44.000 I wanted to keep doing it, man. 0.99

01:52:45.000 I know a lot of people that had real mental health problems because they didn't do shit this year. 0.98

01:52:49.000 My comic friends that don't have podcasts or, you know, there was a lot of people that I talked to like deep into July and August that hadn't seen a single fucking person the entire lockdown. 0.99

01:53:01.000 They had done nothing but go to the grocery store and then go home.

01:53:04.000 They hadn't done anything.

01:53:05.000 And mentally, they suffered.

01:53:08.000 That's a thing, man.

01:53:09.000 Especially comics, we think too much.

01:53:12.000 Yeah, well, that's why we do what we do.

01:53:15.000 I think if you're not a thinker, it's probably a lot easier to get through life.

01:53:18.000 You just kind of go with the flow and accept what people tell you.

01:53:21.000 I don't even know about that, man.

01:53:22.000 Critical thinkers really suffered last year.

01:53:27.000 I think so.

01:53:27.000 But I think everybody suffered.

01:53:29.000 It's fucking hard for people when the world gets weird. 0.94

01:53:32.000 You get nervous. 0.98

01:53:33.000 You get anxiety.

01:53:36.000 I never really let it weigh my brain down because I had so many other problems going on.

01:53:39.000 I was like, you know what? 0.97

01:53:39.000 That's the last thing I need to fucking add into this mix. 0.97

01:53:42.000 Well, that's good. 0.98

01:53:44.000 And you kept up with the vitamins and everything. 0.98

01:53:46.000 Yeah, the vitamins I've been on for many years now, and I really think that saved my ass a lot.

01:53:51.000 High doses of vitamin D I was on for years, and I didn't realize the, you know, I didn't know it was going to benefit me in the long run, but I'm glad it did.

01:53:59.000 Well, it's a big one for brown folks, too, you know?

01:54:02.000 Yeah.

01:54:02.000 You know, you're not the darkest skin guy, but if you think about, like, people that are, like, dark black, it's a real issue, man, because it's hard to get that vitamin D just from the sun.

01:54:12.000 You know, the whole reason why they have that dark pigment is the body is protected from the sun, the sun's rays, but that makes it more difficult to get melanin, whereas a guy like Canelo, which is hilarious that he's Mexican, he's the whitest fucking guy that's ever lived. 0.99

01:54:26.000 Oh, he's very Richie Cunningham. 0.92

01:54:27.000 It is hilarious, isn't it?

01:54:28.000 I like that he's learned English, though.

01:54:30.000 Oh, he's getting better.

01:54:31.000 Yeah.

01:54:31.000 Did you see the post-fight with Bubu Andrade calling him out?

01:54:34.000 What is that about?

01:54:35.000 You never fought anybody when he said you didn't fight anybody?

01:54:38.000 Yeah, well, Canelo said to him he didn't fight anybody. 0.97

01:54:39.000 But he said to Canelo, who the fuck have you fought? 0.90

01:54:42.000 He's like, who have I fought? 0.99

01:54:43.000 Yeah.

01:54:44.000 You fought nobody.

01:54:45.000 Get out. 1.00

01:54:46.000 Get the fuck out! 1.00

01:54:48.000 I mean, who can he fight, though, to make a name? 0.99

01:54:51.000 Like, everybody wants that big name.

01:54:52.000 They want to fight Canelo.

01:54:53.000 But who can Andrade fight to get...

01:54:56.000 Well, everybody wants to get paid now.

01:54:58.000 It's all about...

01:54:58.000 Everyone's really driven by the dollar nowadays.

01:55:01.000 But it's got to be...

01:55:02.000 It's got to make sense, right?

01:55:04.000 No one's calling for that fight other than him.

01:55:06.000 Right.

01:55:07.000 I mean, who are you calling for?

01:55:08.000 I mean, he's the top of the food chain.

01:55:09.000 That's what you want, right?

01:55:10.000 You've got Caleb Plant.

01:55:11.000 You've got Triple G. Those are the only people that anybody's calling for.

01:55:15.000 And then he's going to have to move up if he wants to continue.

01:55:16.000 Or Andre Ward comes back.

01:55:18.000 That'd be great.

01:55:18.000 I'd like to see that.

01:55:19.000 I don't think he's going to...

01:55:20.000 I love the fact that he said I'm a better servant of boxing if I can serve boxing better as a commentator and just being a representative of the sport.

01:55:30.000 And also, super articulate, has zero problems with his speech, no sign of brain damage at all, everything's smooth, handsome, in shape, still fit, still works out.

01:55:43.000 He's gained a little though.

01:55:44.000 I noticed a little chubbiness on it. 1.00

01:55:45.000 Get the fuck out of here. 1.00

01:55:47.000 You've seen his Instagram? 1.00

01:55:48.000 Not like fucking fat, but I mean like, you know, he's not a walking weight and not a fight weight. 0.99

01:55:54.000 How dare you? 1.00

01:55:55.000 Shut your mouth. 1.00

01:55:56.000 Go to Andre Ward's Instagram and watch. 0.99

01:55:58.000 There's some videos of him shadowboxing.

01:56:00.000 Dude.

01:56:02.000 He looks as crisp as ever. 1.00

01:56:03.000 He looks smooth as fuck. 0.99

01:56:04.000 Did you hear that Tony is fighting? 0.99

01:56:06.000 Watch this.

01:56:06.000 Look at this.

01:56:06.000 Where are you seeing fat?

01:56:08.000 You shut your mouth. 1.00

01:56:09.000 You're a dirty, filthy mouth, Russell Peters. 1.00

01:56:12.000 Come on. 1.00

01:56:13.000 How the fuck could you say he looks fat? 1.00

01:56:15.000 When is this from? 1.00

01:56:16.000 Yesterday!

01:56:17.000 Yeah, right.

01:56:18.000 Dude, it's from a week a week ago.

01:56:20.000 I'm not bullshitting.

01:56:21.000 I said 10 weeks, but it's not that long.

01:56:22.000 It's a deep fake.

01:56:23.000 Come on, bro.

01:56:24.000 That's him. 1.00

01:56:25.000 Looking smooth as fuck. 0.99

01:56:26.000 There's two of these. 0.99

01:56:27.000 There's two of these videos.

01:56:28.000 That doesn't go away.

01:56:28.000 I'm just saying.

01:56:29.000 What do you mean, that doesn't go away?

01:56:30.000 He's thin, Russell.

01:56:32.000 He looks good.

01:56:33.000 There's another one.

01:56:34.000 Look at this one.

01:56:34.000 He's not in my shape.

01:56:35.000 Shut your hole. 1.00

01:56:36.000 Your dirty, stinking hole. 1.00

01:56:39.000 Look at that. 1.00

01:56:39.000 Come on, Russell. 1.00

01:56:40.000 He misses it.

01:56:41.000 Look, you see when a fighter does all that?

01:56:42.000 He's like, you can tell he misses it.

01:56:44.000 I'm sure he misses it, but he doesn't miss it to the point where he wants to come back.

01:56:50.000 He said, them hands still work.

01:56:51.000 Fighters that put videos on like this are trying to bait you and to offer him a lot of money to do something.

01:56:58.000 Well, that is the most compelling fight for Canelo.

01:57:02.000 It'd be a great fight.

01:57:03.000 By far.

01:57:05.000 It would sell a fuckload of money.

01:57:07.000 But if you were Andre Ward, don't you think it would be wise to not go straight into Canelo Alvarez?

01:57:12.000 Yeah, you'd need one tune-up and he'd be back.

01:57:14.000 Who do you think he would fight?

01:57:16.000 Maybe Buu Andrade.

01:57:18.000 That'd be good.

01:57:20.000 If he lights him up?

01:57:21.000 Yeah.

01:57:22.000 Lights up a guy who's very active and...

01:57:25.000 I'm saying it's a lot of interesting things out there.

01:57:28.000 Yeah, I'm not even familiar with that.

01:57:30.000 James Toney's apparently fighting Shannon Briggs.

01:57:32.000 Is that true though?

01:57:33.000 That's what I heard.

01:57:34.000 I'm gonna call Shannon after. 0.99

01:57:35.000 This is what I've gotten from Shannon Briggs' Instagram because he's talking shit about James Toney virtually every day. 0.96

01:57:43.000 Listen, you know, but that's, again, that's Shannon. 0.96

01:57:46.000 Yeah.

01:57:47.000 You know.

01:57:47.000 He's the best.

01:57:48.000 Shannon's got a good weed company going. 0.91

01:57:49.000 Let's go champ. 0.96

01:57:50.000 Let's go champ. 0.96

01:57:51.000 Have you been on the road at all?

01:57:53.000 I've been on the road a lot.

01:57:54.000 When did you start?

01:57:56.000 I started taking dates late June last year.

01:57:59.000 Yeah?

01:57:59.000 Yeah, and then, you know, it picked up, then it died down, picked up, died down, according to the waves.

01:58:06.000 But since January, I've been going pretty good.

01:58:08.000 Yeah?

01:58:08.000 Yeah, Florida did a lot of Florida work.

01:58:10.000 Really?

01:58:11.000 Atlanta. 1.00

01:58:12.000 Florida doesn't give a fuck. 1.00

01:58:14.000 Florida, it's like they were socially, their social distancing is six inches apart. 1.00

01:58:17.000 Yeah, they don't give a fuck. 0.99

01:58:18.000 But here's the thing is, it's not affecting people. 0.99

01:58:21.000 That's what's crazy.

01:58:22.000 In terms of like the numbers.

01:58:25.000 It's, you know...

01:58:26.000 I love it.

01:58:27.000 I love the idea of giving people the opportunity to do whatever they want to do.

01:58:30.000 We're not talking about the Black Plague, folks.

01:58:32.000 Let people do what they want to do.

01:58:34.000 Florida lets people do what they want to do.

01:58:36.000 Yeah, let you make your own decision, and you can't blame anybody.

01:58:38.000 The problem is we've taken accountability away from everybody, because everybody has the ability or the right to sue anybody they want. 0.98

01:58:44.000 Well, also, we've given these fucking crazy people this free license to scream at someone to put a mask on. 0.97

01:58:53.000 There's this thing that people do, even when you're outside. 0.99

01:58:56.000 Like, California, they love it.

01:58:58.000 They love doing that in California.

01:58:59.000 I feel guilty when I'm eating and I have my mask off.

01:59:02.000 I'm like, I want to hold the food up high so I don't want any altercations. 1.00

01:59:05.000 I don't have to tell you to go fuck yourself, you know what I mean? 0.99

01:59:08.000 Is there any place that tells you to put a mask on in between bites of food? 1.00

01:59:11.000 I've heard that. 0.99

01:59:13.000 On some flights, I've heard, if you're eating, lower your mask, eat, and I'm like, I'm not going to fucking get crumbs and food all up in my fucking mask. 0.96

01:59:21.000 Well, the thing is about flights, flights are relatively safe, apparently, because they have the HEPA filters. 0.97

01:59:27.000 Right.

01:59:28.000 The HEPA filters that they have on flights are apparently- And nobody's caught it from a flight.

01:59:32.000 Is that true?

01:59:32.000 I don't know that to be true.

01:59:34.000 I don't know if that's true.

01:59:35.000 And if they have, it's, you know.

01:59:36.000 I think there was a lady that caught it. 0.62

01:59:38.000 She thinks she caught it from a bathroom. 0.99

01:59:39.000 But how the fuck do you know where you caught it from? 0.98

01:59:42.000 Because you don't feel sick for a couple days, and then you're like, oh, the flight. 0.99

01:59:45.000 I went in the bathroom.

01:59:46.000 That's where I got it.

01:59:47.000 Yeah, I mean, it's based on the information they think they have.

01:59:50.000 Yeah.

01:59:51.000 It's not based on anything.

01:59:53.000 It's based on, here's what seems like a good answer.

01:59:56.000 What have the crowds been like on the road?

01:59:57.000 Amazing.

01:59:58.000 Happy, right?

01:59:59.000 Happy.

01:59:59.000 They're all happy to be out, you know, and getting good responses in places I've gotten no response before.

02:00:05.000 Do you think you're getting ready to do a special?

02:00:08.000 No, I will.

02:00:11.000 I will.

02:00:12.000 I want to go on tour first and get that act right.

02:00:15.000 Get juicy.

02:00:16.000 Get nice and juicy, yeah.

02:00:17.000 Because this next one's going to be my tenth special.

02:00:19.000 Tenth special. 0.99

02:00:20.000 Goddamn, Russell. 1.00

02:00:21.000 Knuckles. 1.00

02:00:22.000 My man. 1.00

02:00:23.000 Out there slinging dick for over a decade. 1.00

02:00:25.000 Woo! 1.00

02:00:27.000 That's awesome.

02:00:28.000 But I want to make sure this is a good special, too.

02:00:29.000 Like, you know, it's got to matter.

02:00:31.000 You know, I don't want to put the pressure on myself, but at the same time, you know what?

02:00:35.000 I don't want to give them any fluff.

02:00:36.000 Right.

02:00:37.000 Especially post-COVID. And, you know, you've got guys like you and Dave and Donnell and everybody coming out with really solid fucking stuff now. 0.98

02:00:45.000 And it's good for the game because it makes everybody think harder. 0.96

02:00:49.000 Well, there's a high level of comedy out right now, for sure.

02:00:52.000 And you're seeing it.

02:00:54.000 I'm really impressed with the local Austin scene.

02:00:56.000 Really impressed.

02:00:57.000 I've been seeing a lot of these kids that go up and kill Tony.

02:01:00.000 I didn't realize how big the scene was out here.

02:01:01.000 It's big.

02:01:02.000 And it's gotten a lot bigger since we moved here.

02:01:04.000 And they've opened up quite a few clubs.

02:01:07.000 There's Creek in the Cave, which I'm there Wednesday and Thursday of this week with Tony and Whitney and Joe List.

02:01:15.000 Is Whitney out here now?

02:01:16.000 No.

02:01:17.000 She's thinking about moving out here, but she's just coming out here to visit.

02:01:21.000 They have Sunset Trip Comedy Club.

02:01:24.000 They have the Romo Room.

02:01:26.000 They have Vulcan Gas Company.

02:01:27.000 And then they're going to open up the new version of Cap City, which is going to be in the domain.

02:01:33.000 And then I'm going to open up my place.

02:01:35.000 Do you have a name for yours yet?

02:01:36.000 No, I can't tell you.

02:01:37.000 I'll tell you off air.

02:01:38.000 Okay.

02:01:38.000 Yeah, I got a name.

02:01:40.000 But I got plans, Russell.

02:01:41.000 I know, I like that.

02:01:42.000 It's complicated to get these plans off.

02:01:45.000 It's interesting.

02:01:46.000 Like, it's a lesson.

02:01:47.000 You know, I've never done this before, so it's a lesson.

02:01:49.000 Yeah, it's one of those things.

02:01:51.000 You've worked in the clubs for so long, so you know what's wrong with them and what not to do.

02:01:55.000 Well, I also know what's right with them by working at the store.

02:01:58.000 Right.

02:01:58.000 And I want to emulate that environment, make it as comfortable as possible for the comics.

02:02:03.000 And that's my main goal.

02:02:04.000 Make it a fun place where comics can call home.

02:02:07.000 So you've got a home base.

02:02:08.000 You've got a place where you can go.

02:02:09.000 You know you're going to be safe. 1.00

02:02:11.000 You can go fuck around. 1.00

02:02:12.000 Yep. 1.00

02:02:13.000 We're going to use those bags for sure.

02:02:16.000 And we're going to have good food, nice staff.

02:02:18.000 I want everybody to be treated well and paid well.

02:02:20.000 I want everybody to feel good about working there.

02:02:22.000 My goal is not to make any money.

02:02:24.000 My goal is just to not lose any money.

02:02:26.000 That's my goal.

02:02:27.000 That's a good goal.

02:02:27.000 That's all I want to do.

02:02:28.000 I just want to make it nice.

02:02:29.000 Well, it's different when you come from this side of it.

02:02:31.000 Yeah.

02:02:32.000 You know, you're not coming into it as a businessman.

02:02:34.000 You're coming into it as a guy who cares about the art.

02:02:36.000 And a guy who's in a position where I can do something fun.

02:02:39.000 I can actually make something happen.

02:02:42.000 I really can do it, you know?

02:02:43.000 So I feel like I have to.

02:02:45.000 I feel like I'm supposed to.

02:02:46.000 It's like, you know, I could just think about myself, but I really feel like I can do a service for the comedy community and help.

02:02:53.000 I really do.

02:02:54.000 Yeah.

02:02:54.000 So that's what I want to do.

02:02:55.000 You're, what, 33 years in the game, too, as well?

02:02:57.000 Yep.

02:02:58.000 Yep.

02:02:58.000 So you've got a year on me.

02:03:00.000 Woo! 0.99

02:03:01.000 Crazy times?

02:03:02.000 Yeah, it'll be 33 years in August.

02:03:04.000 Yeah, I'm 32 in November.

02:03:06.000 Isn't that nuts?

02:03:07.000 It is wild.

02:03:08.000 Imagine when you started out thinking that you'd be doing it 32 years later.

02:03:11.000 I always thought I would.

02:03:13.000 I just didn't know where I would be.

02:03:15.000 I just figured I would be a road comic.

02:03:16.000 I felt like I would be a physical wreck 30 years later.

02:03:21.000 I'd be like, oh my god, what is it like to be a 53-year-old just broken?

02:03:25.000 I mean, I go back home.

02:03:26.000 I go back to Canada and I'm like, wow. 0.99

02:03:28.000 I see the guys that I came up with and they're still doing the same fucking act. 0.98

02:03:32.000 And I'm like... 0.98

02:03:33.000 That's the problem with getting stuck in an island, you know?

02:03:36.000 You get stuck in a little comedy island.

02:03:38.000 And it's not like their act is bad.

02:03:39.000 It's a fantastic act and it's fully polished, but you gotta reach a little, you know what I mean?

02:03:44.000 You gotta get out there.

02:03:44.000 The game changed.

02:03:45.000 It's not like you come up with your one act like it was in the 70s and 80s and then that's what you're known for.

02:03:50.000 You gotta continuously reinvent yourself.

02:03:52.000 I've seen guys from the 80s that are still doing the same act.

02:03:55.000 I know, it's wild.

02:03:56.000 Boston guys?

02:03:57.000 Yeah.

02:03:58.000 I've seen guys and I'm like, oh my god, this is insanity.

02:04:01.000 It's still funny, but, you know, it's like...

02:04:03.000 It's stale to them, though.

02:04:05.000 Once it's stale to them, it's stale to everybody else, too.

02:04:07.000 It's got to be fresh to you.

02:04:09.000 It's one of the best things about new materials, that it's fresh to you.

02:04:12.000 Well, I think that determines who you are as a comic, if you're that...

02:04:17.000 If you're the comic that cares about this a lot, you're going to continuously grow.

02:04:20.000 Yeah, and I think that applies to almost everything you're trying to do in life.

02:04:23.000 You want to be challenged.

02:04:25.000 You want things to be exciting.

02:04:26.000 You want things that are like you have to really think and work hard at it.

02:04:30.000 That way when it comes out and it's done, you feel good.

02:04:33.000 Well, that separates career from job.

02:04:37.000 And passion from occupation.

02:04:39.000 Because I think the guys that I saw growing up that are still doing the same act, look at it as a job.

02:04:44.000 This is the only way I'm going to make money.

02:04:46.000 There's guys like that that are like tradesmen.

02:04:48.000 Yeah.

02:04:49.000 You know, they could have been a plumber, but instead they became a comic.

02:04:51.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:04:51.000 They just, you know, they figured out this, and then they're like, ah, fuck, that's fine. 1.00

02:04:55.000 Price check, tampons, aisle two price check. 0.99

02:04:58.000 That's the worst when you hear about guys that you knew that had a lot of talent, and they're like, what are you doing now? 0.95

02:05:03.000 I'm like, I'm driving fucking Uber. 0.94

02:05:04.000 And you're like, oh, boy. 0.99

02:05:05.000 Mmm.

02:05:06.000 Yeah.

02:05:07.000 It's hard out there, bro.

02:05:09.000 It's hard, but...

02:05:10.000 We're the lucky ones, you know?

02:05:11.000 We're the lucky ones.

02:05:12.000 Better than being Cabeza de Vaca eating dogs.

02:05:14.000 Well, you know... 1.00

02:05:15.000 And deer shit making your way across the country on foot. 1.00

02:05:18.000 The old deer shit omelet. 1.00

02:05:21.000 Imagine if you would. 0.98

02:05:23.000 How'd they get chickens? 0.65

02:05:26.000 How did they get chickens? 0.91

02:05:28.000 Where did these chickens come from?

02:05:30.000 Domestic chickens?

02:05:31.000 Yeah.

02:05:31.000 That's a good question.

02:05:32.000 They probably came over on boats, right?

02:05:35.000 Okay, let's ask this question.

02:05:37.000 Where did domestic chickens come from? 1.00

02:05:42.000 Their origin.

02:05:42.000 Right?

02:05:43.000 Because I've seen wild chickens in Mexico.

02:05:46.000 Ever seen those?

02:05:47.000 For the cockfights?

02:05:49.000 No, just like wild chickens.

02:05:50.000 It's like a type of chicken.

02:05:51.000 If you go to Puerto Vallarta, I was staying at a resort and these birds are running around. 1.00

02:05:57.000 I'm like, what is that?

02:05:58.000 It's a type of wild chicken.

02:05:59.000 I was like, what?

02:06:01.000 Are they edible?

02:06:02.000 I forget what they call it.

02:06:02.000 I mean, obviously they're edible.

02:06:03.000 Most birds are edible.

02:06:05.000 Most animals are edible.

02:06:06.000 That's the thing.

02:06:08.000 Most plants are not edible.

02:06:10.000 Chickens were likely first domesticated about 5,400 years ago in Southeast Asia, although archaeological evidence of wild chickens goes back even further to a 12,000-year-old site in northern China.

02:06:23.000 Once domesticated, though, chickens were brought westward to Europe and east-southeast into Oceana.

02:06:32.000 What's Oceana?

02:06:33.000 Oceana.

02:06:34.000 That probably goes back to Pangea, maybe?

02:06:37.000 I don't know.

02:06:38.000 I was reading about my people.

02:06:40.000 Which ones?

02:06:41.000 Neanderthals.

02:06:42.000 They found evidence that a bunch of Neanderthals had been killed by hyenas in a cave in Italy.

02:06:50.000 Wow.

02:06:51.000 Yeah, I was like, for sure.

02:06:53.000 That's where my DNA comes from.

02:06:55.000 You're a hyena caveman.

02:06:57.000 Well, eaten by hyenas, man.

02:06:59.000 That's a rough way to go, man.

02:07:00.000 Yeah.

02:07:01.000 Hyenas would eat you in a horrible way.

02:07:02.000 They're not the most friendly animals.

02:07:04.000 Yeah, they'd probably break your ankle so you can't run.

02:07:06.000 They're from the dog family, wouldn't they be?

02:07:09.000 Are they canines?

02:07:10.000 I can imagine.

02:07:11.000 By eating them, hyenas gathered nine Neanderthal skeletons in one cave.

02:07:16.000 The Neanderthals appear to have met a very bad end.

02:07:19.000 So they just dragged them into the cave.

02:07:22.000 Ugh.

02:07:23.000 Archaeologists in Italy recently unearthed the remains of at least nine Neanderthals in Guattari Cave near the...

02:07:31.000 How do you say that?

02:07:32.000 Terranian?

02:07:33.000 Terranian Sea.

02:07:34.000 Terranian Sea.

02:07:35.000 About 100 kilograms southeast of Rome.

02:07:38.000 While excavating a previously unexplored section of the cave, archaeologists from the Archaeological Superintendency of Latina and the University of Tor Vergata recently unearthed broken skulls,

02:07:54.000 jawbones, teeth, and pieces of several other bones, which they say represent at least nine Neanderthals.

02:07:59.000 That brings the cave's total to at least 18. Oh, 10. Anthropologist Alberto Carlo Blanc found a Neanderthal skull in another chamber in 1939. Oh, wow.

02:08:11.000 So they've been finding them there forever.

02:08:14.000 Italy was a very different place 60,000 years ago.

02:08:16.000 Hyenas, along with other Pleistocene carnivores, stalked rhinoceroses, wild horses, and extinct wild bovine called...

02:08:25.000 Aurochs.

02:08:26.000 Aurochs.

02:08:27.000 Aurochs.

02:08:27.000 And people.

02:08:28.000 And people.

02:08:29.000 What?

02:08:30.000 What?

02:08:31.000 Hyenas were eating people. 1.00

02:08:33.000 Those fucks. 1.00

02:08:34.000 Wow. 1.00

02:08:35.000 Neanderthals were prey to these animals.

02:08:37.000 Hyenas hunted them, especially the most vulnerable, like sick or elderly individuals.

02:08:42.000 Wow.

02:08:43.000 That's rough. 0.69

02:08:44.000 Hyenas are like the diesel coyotes. 1.00

02:08:47.000 They're just fucking nasty animals, man. 1.00

02:08:49.000 They're just nasty. 1.00

02:08:50.000 They're evil. 1.00

02:08:51.000 And they're very mean looking.

02:08:52.000 But just the yelling and the laughing.

02:08:54.000 Like, where'd that come from? 0.99

02:08:56.000 Can you imagine that's the shit you hear when you have a broken ankle? 1.00

02:08:58.000 You're like, fuck. 1.00

02:08:59.000 You know, you're trying to get away. 1.00

02:09:01.000 And you're...

02:09:02.000 And they're all circling you.

02:09:05.000 They get excited.

02:09:06.000 Snapping at you.

02:09:06.000 That's their happy noise, you know?

02:09:08.000 Ugh.

02:09:09.000 It's funny how animals that are creepy look creepy.

02:09:13.000 Like vultures.

02:09:14.000 Vultures are creepy.

02:09:16.000 They got bad posture.

02:09:18.000 They look like they are. 1.00

02:09:21.000 Like dead animal eating cunts. 1.00

02:09:25.000 Fucking red disgusting necks. 1.00

02:09:28.000 Don't like the bottom feeders. 1.00

02:09:31.000 Have you ever seen a Tibetan sky funeral?

02:09:34.000 You ever seen that?

02:09:35.000 What's that?

02:09:36.000 Bro, it's rough.

02:09:37.000 It's a ritual that they do in Tibet where they feed their dead to vultures. 0.93

02:09:45.000 And the idea is that there's no reason to waste someone's body by putting it in the ground.

02:09:50.000 You're better serving earth and nature and life by feeding it to the vultures.

02:09:55.000 So they would take these people's bodies and And they cut them open and even break open the bones and slice all the meat and then leave them out there for the vultures.

02:10:06.000 There's really graphic images of these Tibetan sky funerals.

02:10:11.000 Yeah, they're recent photographs.

02:10:13.000 That's not the way I want to go.

02:10:16.000 Not the way you want to go or not what you want them to do with your body.

02:10:20.000 Yeah, I don't know if I want that done to me after I'm dead.

02:10:22.000 I don't know, man.

02:10:23.000 I mean, like, what's the point of rotting and being eaten by bacteria? 1.00

02:10:27.000 But here's why we're assholes. 0.99

02:10:29.000 We don't even let bacteria eat people. 1.00

02:10:31.000 We fucking embalm them with this disgusting... 1.00

02:10:35.000 Toxic shit. 1.00

02:10:36.000 So here it is. 1.00

02:10:37.000 Sky burial.

02:10:38.000 Tradition becomes controversial.

02:10:40.000 Tourist attraction.

02:10:41.000 So people are filming it, which is very odd.

02:10:44.000 It was the monk of the car that we saw.

02:10:47.000 So these people are just sitting around.

02:10:49.000 Oh, boy.

02:10:50.000 Yeah.

02:10:50.000 Do they have any actual photographs?

02:10:52.000 Not really.

02:10:53.000 You can't really tell what they're eating.

02:10:55.000 So he's flying.

02:10:57.000 Yeah.

02:10:57.000 I mean, at least you're getting swarmed and not picked that by one.

02:11:01.000 You know what I mean?

02:11:01.000 It's...

02:11:02.000 Well, they're accustomed to it.

02:11:03.000 That's what's going on.

02:11:04.000 It's like these birds have kind of been trained to do it.

02:11:07.000 This is just a video.

02:11:08.000 They're probably not going to show you too much in this video, but there's plenty of photographs where you can watch all of it and watch how they do it.

02:11:17.000 I don't think they'd allow you to show it on YouTube.

02:11:20.000 YouTube would want you to be vague about it.

02:11:24.000 They're bringing back Faces of Death.

02:11:26.000 Really?

02:11:27.000 Which I thought was real.

02:11:29.000 That's a regular internet.

02:11:29.000 Turns out it was not real, though.

02:11:30.000 The original Faces of Death was all fake.

02:11:33.000 All of it?

02:11:33.000 Some of it was real.

02:11:34.000 Some of it was very disturbing.

02:11:36.000 I think there's another thing called Traces of Death that kind of got mixed in.

02:11:39.000 I was sort of looking into this because I thought I'd seen real Faces of Death in my past.

02:11:43.000 I had the VHS's of it back in the day. 0.99

02:11:45.000 Some of it, I think, for sure was fake, but there was a video that I saw where they tied this guy's legs to one bumper, and they tied his arms to another bumper, and that one was real as fuck. 0.98

02:11:54.000 Because that guy was screaming, and they pulled him apart. 0.74

02:11:57.000 But yeah, they're rebooting it for today, for some reason.

02:12:00.000 I don't know.

02:12:00.000 They're going to make...

02:12:01.000 I don't know.

02:12:02.000 The remake?

02:12:03.000 More fake footage, or if they're going to...

02:12:05.000 Hollywood's doing it.

02:12:06.000 So it was created in Variety.com, said reboot of Face of the Dead for 2022. Hollywood's doing it.

02:12:12.000 Good old Hollywood.

02:12:13.000 They love a good reboot.

02:12:15.000 What does that mean, though, when they say, like, Hollywood's doing it?

02:12:17.000 Well, like an official studio.

02:12:19.000 Why would they do that?

02:12:21.000 I guess maybe they realize civilization has crashed so hard. 1.00

02:12:25.000 Fuck it. 1.00

02:12:26.000 Let's just go all out. 1.00

02:12:28.000 They figure we're numb.

02:12:29.000 Yeah.

02:12:30.000 Then we're numb to it already.

02:12:31.000 When I was joking around about Fear Factor back in the day, I used to say that we're like three seasons away from The Running Man.

02:12:37.000 And we kind of are, right?

02:12:39.000 Faces of Death rebooting the world.

02:12:40.000 Didn't they bring back Fear Factor for a minute?

02:12:42.000 Ludacris.

02:12:42.000 That's right.

02:12:43.000 Ludacris hosted it.

02:12:45.000 Yeah.

02:12:47.000 It's, you know, it wasn't real Fear Factor, though.

02:12:50.000 They kind of like, you know, like, you're gonna lose your cell phone.

02:12:53.000 Oh, my God.

02:12:54.000 You know what I mean?

02:12:55.000 Like, what's the fear?

02:12:56.000 It was low budget.

02:12:58.000 Like, to do Fear Factor correctly, you gotta...

02:13:00.000 The reality is, like, the last season, they went way too far.

02:13:03.000 They risked people's lives, I think.

02:13:05.000 The season you were on.

02:13:06.000 Yeah, they got lucky.

02:13:07.000 I really believe that.

02:13:08.000 I mean, not the season, but the very last season when we came back for one short amount of episodes.

02:13:13.000 We did like six episodes.

02:13:15.000 That one was risky. 0.99

02:13:17.000 Like, they were doing some wild shit. 0.99

02:13:19.000 Were you into that? 0.99

02:13:20.000 No, I didn't enjoy it.

02:13:21.000 The last season, I was like, we're going so far with these.

02:13:24.000 I was nervous that someone was going to get legitimately hurt.

02:13:26.000 Who's coming up with the ideas?

02:13:28.000 Producers.

02:13:29.000 Not writers?

02:13:30.000 Not...

02:13:31.000 Well, I mean, you know, creative folks.

02:13:32.000 Yeah.

02:13:34.000 But what kind of warped creative folk do you have to be?

02:13:37.000 Heavily warped.

02:13:38.000 Yeah.

02:13:39.000 You know, a lot of stunt guys. 0.99

02:13:40.000 And stunt guys are, you know, they're some risk-taking motherfuckers. 1.00

02:13:44.000 They're nutty. 0.99

02:13:44.000 They have a different perception of, like, risk and reward. 0.99

02:13:47.000 A lot of stunt guys in jiu-jitsu.

02:13:49.000 Oh, yeah. 0.60

02:13:50.000 A fuckload of them. 0.92

02:13:51.000 Those are the guys I don't like rolling with, because I'm like, they know things we don't know. 0.98

02:13:55.000 Well, they're also accustomed to getting injured.

02:13:58.000 They have a very high tolerance for pain.

02:14:01.000 My friend Tate did a lot of stunt.

02:14:03.000 You remember Tate Fletcher?

02:14:04.000 Yeah.

02:14:04.000 He did a lot of stunt work, and he's done a lot of acting, too.

02:14:09.000 I watch John Wick a lot.

02:14:10.000 That's one of the things I like to watch when I work out.

02:14:12.000 Which one?

02:14:13.000 One, number one.

02:14:13.000 Yeah, one's the good one.

02:14:14.000 The original one.

02:14:15.000 Two's pretty good.

02:14:16.000 Three put me to sleep.

02:14:17.000 Three was not as good as two or one, but it's still good.

02:14:21.000 I still enjoyed it.

02:14:22.000 I like Halle Berry, so I was a fan.

02:14:24.000 Yeah, I watched three in a movie theater in South Africa when I was on tour.

02:14:27.000 Oh, yeah.

02:14:27.000 And I fell asleep to the sound of the guns.

02:14:30.000 Maybe you're just really tired.

02:14:31.000 I may have been, but I woke up when the guns stopped for a second.

02:14:35.000 Yeah.

02:14:36.000 And then I was like, oh, and then pop, pop, pop, and I went right back to sleep.

02:14:38.000 Three didn't have any muscle cars either.

02:14:39.000 That was disappointing.

02:14:43.000 But Tate gets shot.

02:14:45.000 In John Wick, in the scene when they went to the Red Circle bar.

02:14:49.000 Yeah, I remember seeing him in it.

02:14:51.000 Wasn't he an MMA fighter at one point?

02:14:53.000 Oh yeah, yeah.

02:14:54.000 Fought in the Ultimate Fighter.

02:14:55.000 That's right.

02:14:56.000 Season...

02:14:56.000 I don't remember what season.

02:14:57.000 Season in Michael Bisping one.

02:14:59.000 Yes, yes, yes.

02:15:00.000 But he was doing some stunt work and he suffered a really bad head injury.

02:15:06.000 Really?

02:15:06.000 Yeah, really bad.

02:15:07.000 And it fucked him up for over a year. 0.84

02:15:10.000 How did he get up? 0.86

02:15:12.000 I Do Not Know is a stunt.

02:15:15.000 And during the stunt, he hit his head really badly.

02:15:18.000 Oh, I think I heard the story.

02:15:19.000 I think it was they had already done it once.

02:15:23.000 And he kind of got away with it.

02:15:24.000 And they were like, we want to do another one.

02:15:25.000 And even he was like, I don't really want to do another one.

02:15:28.000 And I think they made him do a second take.

02:15:29.000 And that's how he hurt himself.

02:15:31.000 If I am quoting this correctly.

02:15:33.000 I do not know. 0.99

02:15:34.000 But I know, you know, people fucking die doing movies, man. 0.99

02:15:38.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:15:39.000 You know, it happens.

02:15:40.000 Remember when they did the...

02:15:42.000 The Twilight Zone movie, remember the helicopter accident?

02:15:45.000 Oh, yeah, that was horrific.

02:15:46.000 That was really bad.

02:15:47.000 That was horrific.

02:15:48.000 Yeah, that video was horrific.

02:15:50.000 Yeah, and then Bruce Lee's son?

02:15:52.000 Mm-hmm.

02:15:53.000 Yep. 0.99

02:15:54.000 How the fuck did that happen? 0.95

02:15:56.000 Well, they had a blank, and the blank had some sort of particle that was in the cartridge. 0.99

02:16:04.000 So even though it was blank, there was a piece of something that shot out of the gun and hit him.

02:16:09.000 Yeah.

02:16:10.000 Yeah, so I think they changed where you're allowed to shoot somebody in movies with blanks.

02:16:15.000 Now, when you aim at someone with a blank, you have to aim slightly off to the side.

02:16:19.000 You don't actually aim at them anymore.

02:16:21.000 Right.

02:16:22.000 Yeah, especially with point-of-view shots.

02:16:24.000 Yeah.

02:16:25.000 Just a blank alone can kill you.

02:16:27.000 There was a guy that I was friends with back in the day.

02:16:30.000 He was an actor, and one of his buddies was on the set, and he had a blank gun, and he thought it'd be fun to take the gun and put it to his head and pull the trigger, and it killed him.

02:16:39.000 Just the force of air coming out of the gun killed him.

02:16:43.000 Yeah, that'll do it to you.

02:16:44.000 There's a lot of pressure coming at you.

02:16:46.000 Airbags will kill you. 0.91

02:16:48.000 Do they?

02:16:49.000 Yeah.

02:16:49.000 I remember getting in a car accident once, and the airbag deployed on the steering wheel.

02:16:54.000 And I don't know how I avoided getting hurt, but it hit my finger, and my finger went black. 0.87

02:16:59.000 It was like, it fucking hit hard. 0.97

02:17:01.000 It was numb. 0.99

02:17:02.000 That's why they say little kids shouldn't sit up front.

02:17:04.000 Right. 1.00

02:17:05.000 Yeah, because you get walloped by that fucking airbag. 1.00

02:17:07.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:17:08.000 I do think if you face the kid backwards in the front seat, it would probably be good too, you know?

02:17:13.000 Push the front seat back, put the car seat in backwards.

02:17:16.000 They should be okay.

02:17:18.000 I don't know.

02:17:18.000 I don't think you're even supposed to do that.

02:17:20.000 No, you're not allowed to.

02:17:21.000 I mean, you know, we grew up in the...

02:17:23.000 No seatbelt era.

02:17:24.000 No seatbelt era.

02:17:25.000 Drum brakes.

02:17:27.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

02:17:27.000 My dad had a 77 Hornet, AMC Hornet, orange one.

02:17:31.000 And driving home from my aunt's house, I'd be, like, tired.

02:17:33.000 And I'd be like, Dad, can I sit in the...

02:17:35.000 Because of the station wagon.

02:17:36.000 I'm going to lay down in the backpack, we used to call it the backpack.

02:17:38.000 There was the back, and then there was the backpack. 0.99

02:17:40.000 And he didn't give a fuck if you're taking turns. 0.99

02:17:42.000 You're rolling around. 0.99

02:17:44.000 Yeah, you could just do things with kids back then.

02:17:46.000 You could tie them to the roof.

02:17:47.000 Yeah, if you wanted to. 0.99

02:17:48.000 Yeah, nobody gave a shit. 0.98

02:17:49.000 Sitting in the back of a pickup truck was no big deal. 0.97

02:17:52.000 There was no rules.

02:17:54.000 There was no rules.

02:17:54.000 Yeah, you didn't even have to have a seatbelt on back then.

02:17:57.000 And then they eventually came up with baby seats.

02:17:59.000 What did they do before?

02:18:01.000 They probably put a stroller, just shoved that stroller in the backseat.

02:18:06.000 The kid just was stuck in there.

02:18:08.000 No, you would sit on your mom's lap and she would hold you. 0.63

02:18:11.000 I remember sitting on my mom's lap, driving.

02:18:14.000 But the people that made it through those eras, they were hardier folk.

02:18:18.000 We apparently were a hardy bunch, us.

02:18:21.000 Yeah.

02:18:22.000 And the vaccinations left scars.

02:18:23.000 Remember you get that polio vaccine?

02:18:25.000 Oh, yeah.

02:18:25.000 And then there was the immigrant scar, too.

02:18:27.000 That's how people knew they were immigrant.

02:18:29.000 They go, yeah, I got my scar.

02:18:30.000 What was that from?

02:18:31.000 From whatever vaccination they got when they came to the new land.

02:18:35.000 Was it polio?

02:18:35.000 Wasn't it polio?

02:18:36.000 It may have been a polio shot.

02:18:38.000 Whatever it was, you would see people our age that would have this little circle that looked like a burn mark almost on their arm.

02:18:45.000 Remember how, not that we remember, but it was so easy when my grandparents came over here.

02:18:50.000 Where did your grandparents come from?

02:18:52.000 Italy.

02:18:53.000 Most of them from Italy and my grandfather on my father's side from Ireland.

02:18:57.000 But they just had to get over here.

02:18:58.000 Yeah.

02:18:59.000 That was it.

02:18:59.000 That was the trick.

02:19:00.000 Yeah.

02:19:00.000 Get over here and you're in.

02:19:02.000 Yeah.

02:19:02.000 I was watching that documentary on one of my flights recently about the Chinese Exclusion Act.

02:19:08.000 Have you seen that documentary?

02:19:08.000 What's that?

02:19:09.000 There was this whole act in the...

02:19:11.000 They were showing about the first Chinese guy that came to America.

02:19:15.000 And I think it was in the 1700s he came over.

02:19:19.000 And then he proved to be a good worker.

02:19:22.000 And eventually, by the 1800s, there was like 60,000 Chinese people.

02:19:26.000 And then...

02:19:27.000 For some reason, America had a problem with them, and they had this Exclusion Act, too.

02:19:33.000 They'd even allowed black people to be free and black people to vote, but the Chinese were considered less than human.

02:19:39.000 What? 0.87

02:19:40.000 What year was it?

02:19:41.000 This was in the 1800s.

02:19:43.000 1882, yeah.

02:19:44.000 Is this when they were working on the railroads a lot?

02:19:45.000 Yeah, then they let them come in and work on the railroad, but they wouldn't allow them to become citizens.

02:19:49.000 Bro, you ever see photos of Chinese people working on the railroads?

02:19:52.000 They're some of the bleakest photos.

02:19:55.000 Yeah.

02:19:55.000 And they all had their hair back, like their foreheads were huge for some of the way they would pull their hair back.

02:20:00.000 They probably didn't want their hair to get stuck on the fucking tracks. 0.98

02:20:02.000 That sounds about right, yeah. 0.99

02:20:03.000 Yeah, imagine, train comes by and catches you by the hair.

02:20:06.000 Oh yeah, they used them pretty badly.

02:20:10.000 It's a horrific story.

02:20:11.000 But the photos.

02:20:13.000 I was watching that Hulu docuseries, Sasquatch, and it was talking a lot about the people that they used to make the railroads and to mine and the people that used to cut down the trees up in the Pacific Northwest and up in Northern California.

02:20:36.000 And there's these photos that they showed of these Chinese folks that were working on those railroads, and it's so depressing, man. 0.99

02:20:45.000 Yeah, they were treated like shit. 0.99

02:20:46.000 And there's just no hope. 1.00

02:20:47.000 You're not getting out of that.

02:20:49.000 There's no upward mobility.

02:20:50.000 There's no future.

02:20:53.000 No promise.

02:20:55.000 And then they weren't allowing them to become U.S. citizens, even if they were born here.

02:20:58.000 You know what's crazy?

02:20:59.000 Even today, like in Harvard, it's more difficult for Asian people to get in than anybody else.

02:21:05.000 Really?

02:21:06.000 Yeah.

02:21:07.000 There's a lawsuit about it right now.

02:21:08.000 Yeah.

02:21:09.000 Apparently, they have so many Asian folks that were getting into Harvard that they decided to specifically tailor their tests to make it more difficult, or their requirements, or what they're... 1.00

02:21:26.000 See, I don't want to fuck this up because Andrew Yang's people were the ones who were talking to me about it.

02:21:31.000 One of the guys who came last time when Andrew Yang was here.

02:21:34.000 Nice guy, that Andrew Yang.

02:21:35.000 He's a great guy.

02:21:36.000 Yeah.

02:21:36.000 He's a great guy.

02:21:37.000 I hope he runs again.

02:21:39.000 Well, he's going to run for mayor of New York City.

02:21:43.000 He's running right now.

02:21:44.000 And Tim and this other gentleman who was... 1.00

02:21:49.000 I forget what he did, but this other guy carries a fucking gun. 0.99

02:21:53.000 And he's talking about ramping up police presence. 1.00

02:21:57.000 And he's a black guy. 0.89

02:21:58.000 And a lot of people are behind him. 0.67

02:22:00.000 And they think, like, this is what we need to turn the city around.

02:22:02.000 Like, they need to respect law and order. 1.00

02:22:05.000 And they need to do something about the fucking crime. 0.99

02:22:07.000 There's a shooting spree in Times Square the other day where a four-year-old got shot. 1.00

02:22:11.000 A woman and her daughter.

02:22:12.000 It's crazy, man.

02:22:13.000 So here it is.

02:22:14.000 Peel's court rules Harvard doesn't discriminate against Asian American applicants.

02:22:19.000 Oh, okay.

02:22:19.000 So this is federal appeals court in Boston has ruled Harvard doesn't intentionally discriminate against Asian American applicants.

02:22:26.000 So what is the argument?

02:22:27.000 Because there was a lot of Asian people that were insisting that that was the case.

02:22:32.000 Said the statistical evidence did not show that Harvard intentionally discriminated against Asian Americans.

02:22:38.000 Students for fair admissions and advocacy group We first filed its lawsuit in 2014 saying that Harvard's race-based considerations for applicants discriminated against Asian American students in process.

02:22:53.000 Today's decision, once again, finds that Harvard's admission policies were consistent with Supreme Court precedent and lawfully and appropriately pursue Harvard's efforts to create a diverse campus.

02:23:04.000 That promotes learning and encourages mutual respect and understanding in our community.

02:23:08.000 It's like, what is the argument, though?

02:23:11.000 Proponents for ending race-based considerations at US universities were unfazed by Thursday's decision to plan to bring the case to the Supreme Court.

02:23:18.000 So what does it say?

02:23:19.000 What is the question?

02:23:21.000 Okay, the question of how much race should be a factor in college applications is a hotly contested one.

02:23:27.000 President Trump's administration has challenged college on using race in admission policies, claiming such practices violate federal law.

02:23:35.000 Last month, the Department of Justice filed a lawsuit against Yale University, saying its policies violate the Civil Rights Act of 1964. Yale has said the lawsuit is baseless.

02:23:47.000 What is school's admissions rules though?

02:23:49.000 That's what I'm confused with.

02:23:50.000 Well, so does that mean external Chinese people or Chinese Americans?

02:23:55.000 I just think it's just Asian, period. 1.00

02:23:59.000 Well, when they do race, they don't say, we only want African Americans.

02:24:03.000 I mean, I'm Asian.

02:24:04.000 You know what I mean?

02:24:05.000 Right.

02:24:05.000 So, I mean, it's vague.

02:24:07.000 Right.

02:24:08.000 But, I mean, I can understand- But you're Canadian. 0.95

02:24:11.000 It cancels everything out.

02:24:12.000 It's true.

02:24:13.000 What is the race-based admission policy, though, that makes them say that they discriminated?

02:24:19.000 Does it say?

02:24:21.000 See if you can find what the argument is that Harvard does discriminate against Asians.

02:24:31.000 But these guys that were with Andrew Yang, they believed pretty strongly that that's what Harvard was doing.

02:24:38.000 I mean, you know, there's a lot of those admissions tests that are racially biased according to how you grew up and what you know.

02:24:46.000 So I think what they tried to do is make it the person who wrote the test or whatever wrote it from their perspective. 0.99

02:24:54.000 We need to fix society so that you never have to think about that shit at all, you know? 0.99

02:25:00.000 Oh, here it goes. 0.99

02:25:02.000 In the lawsuit, plaintiffs claim that Harvard imposes a soft racial quota which keeps the number of Asian Americans artificially low.

02:25:10.000 The low percentage of Asians admitted to Harvard plaintiffs maintain was suspiciously similar year after year despite dramatic increases in the number of Asian American applicants and the size of the Asian American population.

02:25:24.000 During the lawsuit, the plaintiffs gained access to Harvard's individualized admission files from 2014 to 2019. Wow.

02:25:53.000 What the fuck? 1.00

02:25:59.000 Just think about what that says. 0.99

02:26:01.000 They rate you on positive personality, likeability, courage, kindness and being widely respected.

02:26:11.000 Those are so vague.

02:26:14.000 Well, I mean, you know, different nationalities have different personalities.

02:26:18.000 You know, different races have different ways of dealing with things.

02:26:20.000 And what may be considered offensive to one is not to the other, you know?

02:26:24.000 Or likable to me is not likable to you.

02:26:27.000 For sure.

02:26:27.000 But look what it says here.

02:26:28.000 Asian Americans scored higher than applicants of any other racial or ethnic group on other admissions measures like test scores, grades, and extracurricular activities.

02:26:41.000 But the student's personal rating significantly dragged down their admissions chances.

02:26:46.000 Wow, that's weird, man.

02:26:49.000 I mean, I guess you'd have to talk to someone from Harvard and get them drunk and say, what's really going on?

02:26:55.000 Why do you have this likability, courage, kindness, and being wildly respective?

02:27:00.000 And what is a positive personality?

02:27:02.000 You have to be positive. 0.99

02:27:03.000 What if you're like, goddammit, I suck, but you work really hard. 0.99

02:27:06.000 Like, that's a negative personality, but... 1.00

02:27:09.000 Maybe you have a negative opinion of yourself, but you work really hard.

02:27:12.000 Maybe that's why you work hard, because you don't think of yourself very...

02:27:15.000 It's weird, man.

02:27:16.000 Harvard's admissions staff testified they did not believe that different racial groups have better personal qualities than others, but nevertheless, Asian applicants as a racial group receive consistently weaker personal scores over the period surveyed and Harvard admissions officers rated Asian Americans with the worst personal qualities of any racial group.

02:27:38.000 Wow.

02:27:40.000 African Americans, on the other hand, consistently scored the lowest on academic rating, but the highest on the personal rating.

02:27:48.000 You know what?

02:27:49.000 Personal rating, that makes me think about that whole Chinese social score system.

02:27:57.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:27:58.000 I know about that.

02:27:59.000 I don't like that.

02:28:01.000 That's a very weird thing.

02:28:02.000 Because, remember what we were talking about earlier about being woke, right?

02:28:05.000 Right, right.

02:28:06.000 Now, things that you and I think are completely acceptable, like you seeing a black lady with a Chinese guy in the audience and immediately going, wow, look at you breaking boundaries. 1.00

02:28:18.000 Like, that's the kind of shit that you would do. 0.99

02:28:20.000 That's not racist. 1.00

02:28:21.000 It's racial. 0.77

02:28:22.000 You're making humor that brings everybody together and gets everybody to laugh at the differences that we have.

02:28:28.000 But if someone didn't know you, they would look at you and say, oh, he's racist, and what he's doing is racist comedy.

02:28:35.000 And this is what people like to do today.

02:28:37.000 They don't know the difference between racial and racist anymore.

02:28:41.000 They don't know what the difference is. 0.99

02:28:42.000 They don't know what talking shit is, which is why Shane Gillis got kicked off Saturday Night Live. 0.98

02:28:46.000 He's not a racist. 1.00

02:28:47.000 He's talking shit. 1.00

02:28:48.000 When you talk shit, especially when comics get together and talk shit, we say silly things. 1.00

02:28:52.000 We don't mean it. 1.00

02:28:54.000 We say silly things about ourselves, about our moms, about our family, about everything.

02:28:59.000 It doesn't mean we're racists.

02:29:01.000 This is why it's so confusing.

02:29:03.000 People are looking to quote mine, especially with someone like me who's done a podcast for thousands and thousands and thousands of hours. 0.99

02:29:11.000 You can find some dumb shit in there. 0.99

02:29:13.000 If you want to pretend that that's me, well, that's on you because you're playing a little game there. 1.00

02:29:19.000 Well, it says more about them than it says about you.

02:29:21.000 But it's also an effective game if people aren't paying attention because a lot of people don't want to listen.

02:29:27.000 They don't have the time. 1.00

02:29:28.000 So if they look at a short snippet or they take things out of context, they can just decide, oh, Russell Peters is a piece of shit. 0.99

02:29:35.000 Instead of how I know you, you're a lovely guy. 0.99

02:29:37.000 You're fun.

02:29:38.000 You're a great guy to hang out with. 0.99

02:29:40.000 You know, fuck, I lost my words. 1.00

02:29:43.000 Carry on. 1.00

02:29:44.000 I was just saying, this social score thing that they're doing in China is dangerous because what it does is it makes you follow this trend.

02:29:53.000 It makes you keep along with whatever is acceptable currently.

02:29:58.000 And you lose your ability to think outside the lines or express yourself in any controversial way because you'll lose social score.

02:30:05.000 The problem is that people have forgotten how to react naturally anymore.

02:30:09.000 So they wait to be told how to frame things.

02:30:13.000 Right.

02:30:14.000 So your immediate reaction to certain things may be your genuine being and then somebody will go, oh no, that's not right because blah, blah, blah.

02:30:23.000 And then you go, oh yeah, you're right.

02:30:25.000 I'm wrong.

02:30:26.000 Exactly.

02:30:26.000 And you're like, no, you're not wrong.

02:30:28.000 You are behaving like a human being that you are.

02:30:30.000 Right.

02:30:31.000 And you processed it the way you were supposed to process it, but because it doesn't fit to this person's You've lost your free will.

02:30:52.000 They're scared to be ostracized.

02:30:55.000 That's a big thing today.

02:30:57.000 You're scared to be on the out-group.

02:31:00.000 Sometimes it makes people say completely irrational things and they hope that by saying these irrational things they're going to be accepted. 0.99

02:31:07.000 It's fucking weird, man. 0.93

02:31:09.000 It's weird. 0.98

02:31:10.000 It's a weird time.

02:31:11.000 It's like one of the weirdest times we've ever had in terms of communication because it takes real courage to actually speak your mind, especially if you're on social media because you will get attacked.

02:31:23.000 You'll get attacked regardless.

02:31:24.000 Regardless.

02:31:25.000 Whether you're right or wrong.

02:31:26.000 Say the most positive thing and you get attacked. 1.00

02:31:28.000 Someone will find a reason why you're a piece of shit. 1.00

02:31:31.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:31:32.000 Yeah.

02:31:32.000 But that's because that's just how they viewed you to begin with.

02:31:35.000 Exactly.

02:31:36.000 What about doing a show?

02:31:39.000 I was thinking about this.

02:31:40.000 This has completely nothing to do with anything.

02:31:42.000 But where everybody did mushrooms before the show and the audience is all on mushrooms...

02:31:48.000 It's a good idea.

02:31:49.000 But you have to regulate the dose.

02:31:52.000 Well, no, no.

02:31:52.000 You have to get a psychological examination of the people that are involved.

02:31:55.000 Because if someone has borderline schizophrenia, and then you trip them over the deep end.

02:32:01.000 Right, right, right.

02:32:02.000 Because we know people that have gone, right?

02:32:04.000 You and I both know people that have taken pot edibles.

02:32:08.000 And maybe Joey Diaz has done that to a few people in their day.

02:32:12.000 And they break.

02:32:14.000 Or mushrooms can do the same thing. 0.90

02:32:17.000 Some people are psychologically fragile.

02:32:19.000 True.

02:32:20.000 Some.

02:32:21.000 We're living in a world of it.

02:32:22.000 And maybe some of them through no fault of their own.

02:32:25.000 They have a weird chemical composition and their brain doesn't work that good.

02:32:30.000 I think like a dosage amount that you give them and then you put on like the newer comics at the beginning while the trip's setting in.

02:32:40.000 Right.

02:32:41.000 And then you get to your headliners and by the time they get like you and Dave or something get on and the audience is right at the right place for everybody.

02:32:48.000 Yeah, but the thing is, everybody's right place is a different thing. 1.00

02:32:50.000 It's like some people are dealing with demons, and then that mushroom hits them, and the mushroom is like, you're an asshole to your mother. 1.00

02:32:57.000 No! 1.00

02:33:00.000 You know?

02:33:01.000 Some people are dealing with demons.

02:33:03.000 Some people are like, you bullied your brother when you were growing up.

02:33:06.000 I did!

02:33:08.000 Fuck! 1.00

02:33:09.000 How can I fix it? 1.00

02:33:10.000 It's whatever was subconsciously repressing, I guess.

02:33:13.000 Yeah, man.

02:33:14.000 I do think that there's some real benefit in psychedelics for people.

02:33:17.000 And I've harped on that so many times that I avoid saying it.

02:33:21.000 Because I've said it too much.

02:33:22.000 You've said it a lot.

02:33:24.000 You've got me involved in that world now.

02:33:26.000 Look at this shirt.

02:33:27.000 I know.

02:33:28.000 Tell me about your shirt.

02:33:29.000 That's Red Light Holland.

02:33:30.000 That's the company I'm working with.

02:33:32.000 You're working with the mushroom company?

02:33:33.000 I'm working with the mushroom company.

02:33:35.000 Or the truffle company.

02:33:37.000 So, how illegal is that stuff on a 1 to 10?

02:33:41.000 Well, here's the problem.

02:33:44.000 So, we're illegal in Holland, and the problem is I haven't been able to get out to Holland to try the product, and I can't try it in North America because it's illegal here.

02:33:52.000 But it's not illegal in Portland.

02:33:55.000 Portland has legalized basically everything, including Antifa.

02:33:59.000 Yeah, they're queuing on everything.

02:34:01.000 Give it to them.

02:34:02.000 They want it all.

02:34:02.000 Yeah, you can threaten the mayor.

02:34:04.000 You can burn the fucking courthouse. 1.00

02:34:07.000 They're wild up there. 1.00

02:34:08.000 I brought it up to the whole team.

02:34:12.000 I was like, why aren't we in Portland?

02:34:13.000 And they're like, well, we got to get – it's more than just getting approved in Portland.

02:34:17.000 You got to get the whole FDA involved and everything is – This is the biggest door opening.

02:34:24.000 The biggest change in our society will be when they legalize psychedelics.

02:34:29.000 Because it will dissolve so many of our preconceived notions about what government is, what life is, what civilization is, what community is, what love is, what insecurity is.

02:34:40.000 There's so much of what we see every day when you're dealing with people that is based on insecurity and fear.

02:34:49.000 And one of the best methods for alleviating insecurity and fear are psychedelics.

02:34:54.000 And it could definitely help.

02:34:56.000 We have a huge mental illness problem in this country that I really feel that this stuff could really help.

02:35:01.000 I think microdosing is the way for a lot of folks.

02:35:03.000 That's what it's for, yeah.

02:35:04.000 This is a microdosing company.

02:35:06.000 I mean, I think it would be great for all the vets and all the people.

02:35:10.000 I mean, not saying we should pump it to the homeless people, but a lot of the homeless people have...

02:35:15.000 Their own issues that they're dealing with.

02:35:17.000 And it might straighten them out.

02:35:19.000 It may not.

02:35:19.000 We don't know.

02:35:20.000 Well, you know that MAPS is doing some work with psychedelics and veterans with PTSD, using MDMA, using ecstasy, essentially, pure.

02:35:29.000 And they've got really some really promising results.

02:35:33.000 And they continue to work on that.

02:35:35.000 And I think that's amazing that they're doing that and that, you know, they've gotten these studies funded and they've gone through and they hold real promise.

02:35:43.000 And so I will hope that eventually we come to our senses and we recognize that there's a lot of things out there that can help people.

02:35:54.000 The thing is that these are human issues.

02:35:58.000 It's not that clear.

02:36:00.000 It's like they don't work on everybody, because everybody's different.

02:36:06.000 And it's not going to be perfect with everybody.

02:36:08.000 So everybody's different.

02:36:10.000 So if we do have things that are beneficial to a certain percentage of the population, they're not going to be beneficial to everybody.

02:36:16.000 And some people are going to have real problems with them.

02:36:18.000 And we have to accept that that is a part of being a person.

02:36:21.000 And it's the same thing with alcohol.

02:36:23.000 I think alcohol should be legal.

02:36:25.000 But some people are alcoholics.

02:36:26.000 Some people can't drink at all.

02:36:28.000 You and I just had a drink, and we're fine.

02:36:30.000 We're fine.

02:36:31.000 But some people cannot do that and they go off the deep end.

02:36:34.000 Yeah, some friends like that.

02:36:35.000 Yeah.

02:36:35.000 We both do, you know?

02:36:37.000 We both do.

02:36:38.000 And I can't comprehend it because I don't have an addictive nature, so.

02:36:41.000 Yeah.

02:36:42.000 For me, it's like, well, why can't you just have the one or just not have any then?

02:36:45.000 And they're like, you don't understand.

02:36:46.000 It calls me.

02:36:47.000 And I'm like, I don't understand.

02:36:48.000 Man, it's genes.

02:36:49.000 You know, that's a lot of it.

02:36:51.000 There's a lot of it is genes.

02:36:52.000 You know, I have friends that are alcoholics and their whole family is alcoholics.

02:36:55.000 And I don't think that's a coincidence.

02:36:56.000 Yeah.

02:36:57.000 I mean, I don't get it because I can have a drink and not drink for like I've done.

02:37:01.000 I do sober October every year.

02:37:03.000 I don't drink for a whole month.

02:37:04.000 And it's not going to get in on it this year.

02:37:06.000 Let's do it.

02:37:07.000 Yeah, let's do it, Russell.

02:37:08.000 It's only a few months away.

02:37:09.000 Let's do it.

02:37:10.000 Five months away.

02:37:10.000 What are we at?

02:37:11.000 We're in May, June, July, August, September, October.

02:37:14.000 Yeah.

02:37:15.000 Yeah, it's not that hard.

02:37:16.000 It's fun.

02:37:17.000 And the good thing is you do other things.

02:37:19.000 Like, usually we have some sort of a challenge that we do or, you know, you'll work out every day or something like that.

02:37:26.000 Like, that's what I did last time I worked out every day.

02:37:28.000 It's nice.

02:37:29.000 I mean, look at Tom.

02:37:30.000 Tom and Bert.

02:37:31.000 I mean, Tom's in great shape now.

02:37:32.000 You seen him lately? 0.97

02:37:33.000 Well, once he broke his arm and he fucking blew his knee out. 1.00

02:37:36.000 His whole fucking body. 1.00

02:37:37.000 He moved here today. 1.00

02:37:39.000 Did he come here today?

02:37:39.000 Today.

02:37:40.000 Today's moving day.

02:37:41.000 Oh, wow.

02:37:41.000 He sent me a text message today.

02:37:43.000 I'm supposed to do his podcast soon.

02:37:45.000 I don't know.

02:37:45.000 They have a studio out here now, son.

02:37:47.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:37:48.000 Woo! 1.00

02:37:49.000 I told you.

02:37:49.000 Joe the Pied Piper Rogan.

02:37:51.000 When are you moving here?

02:37:54.000 For me, I got bigger problems.

02:37:57.000 I got two kids, two baby mamas.

02:38:01.000 If I ever want to see my kids again, I can't leave.

02:38:04.000 I get it. 0.99

02:38:04.000 You got to talk to those bitches in the movie here. 0.99

02:38:06.000 Yeah, right. 1.00

02:38:06.000 No disrespect with the word bitches. 1.00

02:38:09.000 No, no. 0.99

02:38:10.000 You were right.

02:38:11.000 You're not wrong, Joe.

02:38:14.000 You want another scar?

02:38:15.000 Is that why you grab that?

02:38:16.000 I do, but a short story because I got to catch a flight soon.

02:38:21.000 Nah, I hate wasting cigars.

02:38:22.000 Drives me nuts.

02:38:23.000 Bring it with you.

02:38:25.000 What's that short story?

02:38:26.000 Take a short story from there.

02:38:27.000 Oh.

02:38:27.000 The middle ones.

02:38:29.000 This is a nice long smoke.

02:38:30.000 Yeah, there you go.

02:38:31.000 It's actually really good smoke, by the way.

02:38:34.000 Yeah, they're great.

02:38:35.000 Thank you.

02:38:35.000 Shout out to Foundation Cigar Company.

02:38:38.000 I'm thinking about doing a cigar collaboration.

02:38:40.000 Look at you. 1.00

02:38:41.000 You're a fucking businessman now. 1.00

02:38:42.000 I gotta do stuff, dude. 1.00

02:38:43.000 You're selling mushrooms.

02:38:43.000 I'm selling mushrooms.

02:38:44.000 What else are you going to sell?

02:38:45.000 Guns?

02:38:45.000 You got alcohol, tobacco, and firearms?

02:38:47.000 I got no guns yet, no.

02:38:49.000 I'm not a gun guy.

02:38:50.000 I know that's your world.

02:38:53.000 It freaks me out.

02:38:54.000 Guns freak me out. 1.00

02:38:54.000 Guns freak you out? 1.00

02:38:55.000 Yeah, guns freak you out.

02:38:55.000 What freaks you out about them?

02:38:56.000 The bang-bang part?

02:38:57.000 No, I just don't like having that much power in my hands. 1.00

02:39:02.000 So how do you feel when you hold your dick? 1.00

02:39:04.000 That's the kind of power I can control. 1.00

02:39:07.000 I feel like He-Man. 0.95

02:39:11.000 You feel dangerous, though?

02:39:12.000 I feel dangerous.

02:39:13.000 Dangerous.

02:39:15.000 Yeah, I know what you're saying.

02:39:17.000 But I also understand my triggers as far as temper goes, and I don't think I'm the guy to have a gun.

02:39:24.000 You got a bad temper?

02:39:26.000 I've never seen you lose your temper once.

02:39:27.000 I've known you forever.

02:39:28.000 No, I mean...

02:39:30.000 You get in those places sometimes. 0.68

02:39:32.000 And in those moments, I go, I'm so fucking glad I don't have a gun.

02:39:35.000 Because you've dated some questionable women. 0.99

02:39:38.000 Is that what it is?

02:39:39.000 What are you saying?

02:39:40.000 Well, my woman now doesn't even get me there at all, so it's wonderful.

02:39:43.000 I'm in a very peaceful place in my life. 0.97

02:39:45.000 I've never been this fucking happy with a woman in my life. 0.99

02:39:49.000 That's beautiful. 0.99

02:39:50.000 You got lucky.

02:39:51.000 You can do that, man.

02:39:52.000 You can get lucky in this life.

02:39:53.000 I got lucky.

02:39:54.000 Yeah, your one's great.

02:39:55.000 She's a beautiful person.

02:39:57.000 Not just pretty.

02:39:58.000 She's so nice.

02:40:00.000 She really is a sweetheart.

02:40:01.000 Always, always.

02:40:03.000 Yeah, she's changed me, man.

02:40:05.000 Not that I was ever mean, but I was meaner.

02:40:08.000 And I just didn't know that people could be that nice all the time.

02:40:13.000 It's the quality of the humans that are around you, man.

02:40:15.000 They change who you are.

02:40:17.000 They really do.

02:40:19.000 It changes everything.

02:40:20.000 Whether it's your friends or family members or even people that you work with, co-workers.

02:40:26.000 There's a pilot light in us, and the wrong person can blow out your pilot light.

02:40:30.000 Yes, that's a good way of putting it.

02:40:32.000 That's what happened to me last year.

02:40:33.000 My pilot light got blown out.

02:40:35.000 Yeah.

02:40:35.000 And I got dark.

02:40:38.000 Yeah.

02:40:38.000 It can happen with everything, man.

02:40:43.000 Like, literally with everything in your life.

02:40:46.000 You know?

02:40:46.000 Yeah.

02:40:47.000 Across the board.

02:40:49.000 Positivity is so important.

02:40:51.000 And also people that have like-minded values and goals where they just want to improve and they want to do well.

02:40:58.000 And people that want to be happy.

02:41:00.000 That's the other thing.

02:41:01.000 Some people just don't want to be happy.

02:41:03.000 They're not looking to be happy.

02:41:04.000 I think I'm an innately happy person.

02:41:06.000 You are.

02:41:07.000 You're always happy. 0.85

02:41:08.000 And I had a lot of bad shit happen to me when I was a kid, but I didn't... 0.93

02:41:12.000 I didn't take it. 0.99

02:41:13.000 What's the worst shit that happened? 0.99

02:41:14.000 Just a lot of bad bullying when I was a kid. 0.99

02:41:16.000 Like, bad.

02:41:17.000 Like, not just like sticks and stones stuff.

02:41:20.000 Like, you know, physical.

02:41:22.000 And from strangers.

02:41:24.000 Adults.

02:41:25.000 Adults bullied you? 0.80

02:41:26.000 Yeah.

02:41:26.000 You know, in the 70s in Canada, especially where I was living, to be an Indian kid was a rough place to be.

02:41:33.000 You were very low on the totem pole there.

02:41:36.000 And you're expendable to them so that you don't equal anything. 0.99

02:41:40.000 So when I hear about things, I'm like, I know what it actually looks and feels like, but I didn't harbor that to make me this bitter person where, oh, I fucking hate white people. 0.95

02:41:49.000 I understood even at that small age that I was like, you know what, I'm pretty sure this will turn around. 0.96

02:41:56.000 And it did.

02:41:58.000 I got lucky.

02:41:59.000 I kept the right outlook.

02:42:00.000 I didn't demonize an entire bunch of people.

02:42:04.000 I understood that there's this way, there's a process in life, and this is the way it's going to work out for me. 0.97

02:42:12.000 Yeah, it's horrible to see people getting attacked for just some shit they have zero control over at all. 0.98

02:42:19.000 Yeah. 0.98

02:42:21.000 That's what was happening.

02:42:22.000 And I'm talking from like four years old.

02:42:24.000 Four until I was about 15. It was bad.

02:42:27.000 And those are very formative years for a human.

02:42:30.000 Do you think that that's what made you a comic?

02:42:33.000 That's definitely what made my comedy the way it is.

02:42:39.000 Why I'm so kind of, not obsessed with, but why I'm constantly talking about race and culture and stuff.

02:42:45.000 I'm trying to figure out, I'm trying to tie us all together.

02:42:49.000 To the average looker, onlooker, it's going to look like I'm separating people, but really I'm not.

02:42:56.000 I think where we're heading right now, we've ended up in a place now where we went from a melting pot to separation again.

02:43:03.000 I think it's going to come back.

02:43:04.000 It has to.

02:43:05.000 I really do.

02:43:06.000 I think there's plenty of people like you and me that think that we could pull it all together.

02:43:13.000 We just have to agree upon it.

02:43:15.000 You know, like what Chappelle was saying, like this kindness conspiracy?

02:43:19.000 We've got to kind of agree upon that.

02:43:21.000 We really do.

02:43:22.000 We really do.

02:43:22.000 And it can be done.

02:43:23.000 It really can.

02:43:24.000 It's not that hard.

02:43:25.000 It doesn't cost any money.

02:43:26.000 Everybody can participate.

02:43:27.000 We could all do better because of it.

02:43:29.000 It's something that's right for everybody. 0.99

02:43:33.000 When you see someone who's got a fucking KKK outfit on or something, that's a sad, sad person. 0.99

02:43:39.000 That's sad. 1.00

02:43:40.000 They're looking to belong.

02:43:41.000 They're looking to be a part of a group.

02:43:42.000 They want to be part of something.

02:43:43.000 They're sad.

02:43:44.000 And they really don't know anything about anything.

02:43:48.000 And so they really don't know anything about anything.

02:43:51.000 And now they're learning about something, but it's the wrong thing.

02:43:55.000 Right. 1.00

02:43:55.000 They found a tribe, but it's a shit tribe. 1.00

02:43:58.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:43:59.000 And then a lot of them come out of it.

02:44:00.000 Yeah.

02:44:01.000 There's a high recovery rate from that, I think.

02:44:04.000 You know who Christian Piccolini is?

02:44:06.000 No.

02:44:07.000 He's a guy who was in a white power group and then came out of it and now helps people get out of those hate groups.

02:44:17.000 Yeah.

02:44:17.000 And does a lot of work on that.

02:44:19.000 Especially with such an Italian name.

02:44:22.000 I know, right?

02:44:22.000 It's such a weird thing to do.

02:44:24.000 I don't know his story exactly.

02:44:25.000 I heard him on a podcast before.

02:44:28.000 But there's...

02:44:30.000 You know, it's like Daryl...

02:44:35.000 Davis.

02:44:36.000 Daryl Davis.

02:44:37.000 Is that the black guy that I heard from?

02:44:38.000 Yes.

02:44:38.000 He's a gentleman that was on my podcast.

02:44:40.000 He's a brilliant blues musician, and he has personally himself converted over 200 people to quit the KKK and neo-Nazi organizations.

02:44:54.000 Yeah, and came on the podcast and explained how it all happened that he was on the road And he was in a club doing music and he sat down with this guy and the guy was like, I never had a drink with a black guy before.

02:45:07.000 And he's like, what?

02:45:09.000 And he goes, yeah, I'm in the Klan. 1.00

02:45:11.000 And the guy was like, what the fuck are you talking about? 0.99

02:45:13.000 And he became this guy's friend. 0.99

02:45:15.000 And just said, hey, you know, next time I'm in town, look me up.

02:45:21.000 And they hung out together.

02:45:23.000 They had dinner together.

02:45:24.000 A couple months later, the guy...

02:45:25.000 Handed him his outfit. 0.99

02:45:28.000 He's a fucking Grand Dragon or whatever it is. 1.00

02:45:30.000 Wow. 1.00

02:45:30.000 And he said, I can't do this anymore. 1.00

02:45:32.000 I realized I'm wrong.

02:45:35.000 I've been told this, I lived by this, and it's wrong.

02:45:39.000 And now I know because of you.

02:45:41.000 And Daryl has done that with more than 200 people now.

02:45:44.000 He's a big dude, too, right?

02:45:46.000 Yeah, yeah, but he's the sweetheart of a guy and a great musician.

02:45:52.000 And that's what he started out as.

02:45:55.000 He's not like this guy who's like, I'm gonna be an activist.

02:45:57.000 Just this real sweet, open-minded guy, but also very intelligent and very articulate.

02:46:02.000 And when you're talking to the guy, you can't pretend he's not smart. 1.00

02:46:06.000 So for a lot of these guys, they're like, shit. 0.99

02:46:09.000 When you're talking to someone who you've decided or it's been taught to you that they're an inferior, and then you're talking to them and you realize, this guy's brilliant, he's making sense, he's calm, he's reasonable, I'm wrong. 0.99

02:46:24.000 I think that's anything in life.

02:46:28.000 Somebody's coming at you one way, you're going to have to come at them another way.

02:46:31.000 Two angry people aren't going to...

02:46:33.000 I think that's what happened in America last year with the whole election.

02:46:37.000 Both sides are so extreme.

02:46:39.000 One hated, one...

02:46:41.000 They both hated.

02:46:42.000 It was both full of hate.

02:46:44.000 And that's why you're not going to...

02:46:45.000 Because people's back get up against the wall.

02:46:48.000 They want to be wrong and strong at that point.

02:46:52.000 Wrong and strong.

02:46:53.000 The old wrong and strong.

02:46:55.000 Yeah, it's a challenging time, but that doesn't mean that we're not going to pull out of it.

02:47:01.000 I think we're going to pull out of it.

02:47:02.000 I do.

02:47:04.000 I mean, we have to.

02:47:05.000 Yeah, we have to.

02:47:06.000 It's not a realistic look at life.

02:47:10.000 Yeah, we can pull it through.

02:47:13.000 We can.

02:47:13.000 We can pull it off.

02:47:14.000 We came this far.

02:47:15.000 Yeah, I mean, come on, man.

02:47:16.000 We came this far and then we stopped and we moved backwards a little bit.

02:47:20.000 It's a stall.

02:47:21.000 But this is the way it works with progress.

02:47:24.000 Progress comes in hills and valleys.

02:47:26.000 And I think our next hill will be higher than the hill that we previously ascended.

02:47:30.000 I think that's totally a possible scenario.

02:47:34.000 Or we can descend into madness and, you know, China can take over. 0.98

02:47:40.000 China and the Russians. 0.76

02:47:43.000 It's possible too, man.

02:47:44.000 But if China is controlling China, just stop and think of that.

02:47:48.000 Like, oh, that's not possible.

02:47:49.000 Is China controlling China?

02:47:51.000 Yeah.

02:47:52.000 Well, China is in control of a billion people.

02:47:55.000 1.4.

02:47:56.000 Yeah.

02:47:56.000 Or is it 1.5?

02:47:57.000 Whatever it is.

02:47:58.000 A billion and tack on another 300,000.

02:48:01.000 It's not that big of an accomplishment.

02:48:03.000 I think it's...

02:48:04.000 You know?

02:48:06.000 That's 300 million, isn't it?

02:48:07.000 The 1.3, the 5. 1.5 is 500 million, isn't it?

02:48:11.000 Yes.

02:48:11.000 If they really have 1.5.

02:48:13.000 Is that what they...

02:48:14.000 How many people are in China?

02:48:15.000 1.4 or 1.5.

02:48:16.000 Let's find out.

02:48:17.000 India has 1.3.

02:48:18.000 Do they really?

02:48:19.000 Yeah.

02:48:20.000 India and China make up, what is it, more than half the Earth's population or something?

02:48:26.000 1.4.

02:48:27.000 Or a good third of it.

02:48:29.000 So China has more than a billion people more than the United States.

02:48:35.000 And they're in control of those people.

02:48:37.000 Yeah.

02:48:38.000 They got it locked down.

02:48:39.000 Yeah.

02:48:40.000 They're very...

02:48:41.000 They're on top of it.

02:48:42.000 For them to tack on...

02:48:43.000 It's kind of amazing that America is like the thought leader and the global superpower when we have only 300 and...

02:48:52.000 What do we have?

02:48:53.000 330?

02:48:54.000 What's America have?

02:48:56.000 Would you guess?

02:48:57.000 Take a guess.

02:48:57.000 I figured it was around 300 and something.

02:48:59.000 It keeps growing, for whatever reason.

02:49:03.000 We're number three behind China and India.

02:49:06.000 Really?

02:49:06.000 Population-wise?

02:49:07.000 Yeah.

02:49:08.000 What do we have?

02:49:08.000 It's a huge drop-off.

02:49:10.000 What do we have?

02:49:12.000 331. 331. Wow.

02:49:14.000 Oh, yeah.

02:49:15.000 Look at that.

02:49:16.000 Come on, India. 1.00

02:49:17.000 Or come in, India. 0.99

02:49:18.000 Jesus Christ.

02:49:20.000 It's a major drop-off.

02:49:21.000 Yeah, $2 billion.

02:49:23.000 You know, if Pakistan had stayed with India, we would have the largest population in the world. 1.00

02:49:27.000 Wow.

02:49:28.000 Because they got 220 million.

02:49:30.000 That's a big drop-off, too.

02:49:32.000 Pakistan to India.

02:49:33.000 That's kind of crazy.

02:49:34.000 Well, I mean, because it was all one place at one point, so we could have 1.6 billion people or something.

02:49:40.000 So what happened?

02:49:42.000 I don't really understand the politics behind it.

02:49:45.000 I know the British had something to do with it. 0.99

02:49:47.000 Who fucked up? 0.99

02:49:49.000 British? 1.00

02:49:49.000 They fucked up a lot of things. 1.00

02:49:51.000 They kind of did their thing and then bounced on everybody. 0.99

02:49:53.000 They fucked up a lot of things, didn't they? 1.00

02:49:54.000 They used to run shit. 1.00

02:49:55.000 How many people were in England? 1.00

02:49:58.000 Pull that up.

02:50:00.000 The UK. 67.8 million.

02:50:04.000 That ain't shit! 1.00

02:50:05.000 That's fucking California. 1.00

02:50:07.000 And how many of them are non... 1.00

02:50:09.000 They used to run everything. 0.75

02:50:11.000 Italy, 60 million.

02:50:14.000 Tanzania, just Tanzania.

02:50:16.000 Sorry, I was breaking down the UK. It's multiple countries.

02:50:20.000 Wow.

02:50:21.000 South Korea. 0.65

02:50:23.000 Make dope phones, only 51 million people. 0.87

02:50:27.000 Kind of wild, man.

02:50:28.000 You keep going down the line.

02:50:29.000 Did you see this thing where there was a gigantic data leak?

02:50:34.000 Like, 150 million iPhones got hacked and they didn't tell anybody about it?

02:50:38.000 They decided to keep it to themselves?

02:50:40.000 Didn't Snowden mention why that happened?

02:50:42.000 I don't know.

02:50:43.000 He said something about why the iPhone is not the ideal phone for...

02:50:49.000 It's the ideal phone for hackers.

02:50:51.000 Really?

02:50:51.000 That's what they said.

02:50:52.000 Because it's only like one code you have to figure out.

02:50:55.000 Oh, right.

02:50:55.000 And then the Androids have so many different systems running in them, it's harder to hack them.

02:50:59.000 In that respect, yeah.

02:51:01.000 But the iPhone is a little bit more secure, and it's harder to get things into the app store.

02:51:07.000 Because there was a thing with Android phones recently.

02:51:11.000 I have both.

02:51:13.000 And I use iPhone more often, but I do like Androids, too. 1.00

02:51:18.000 There's some positive qualities, but one of the things that they did was they had an app in the...

02:51:25.000 Google Play Store, I guess, or I don't know, maybe you had to get it from a third party.

02:51:29.000 But the app would update your operating system kind of automatically, but it didn't really.

02:51:34.000 It just fucking hacked into your phone and sent all your data to someone like credit card information or what have you. 0.88

02:51:42.000 I don't know what it sent. 0.99

02:51:44.000 I don't understand the Android operating system, but they do have some cool fucking phones. 0.98

02:51:50.000 Oh, the Galaxy S21 Ultra. 0.99

02:51:52.000 I have that one. 1.00

02:51:53.000 It's the shit. 1.00

02:51:54.000 You know what I want? 1.00

02:51:55.000 I want that Motorola Flip.

02:51:56.000 I saw a dude with it.

02:51:57.000 They brought the Razer back as a... 1.00

02:51:59.000 The shit looked cool as fuck. 1.00

02:52:01.000 You know what's cool? 1.00

02:52:02.000 Hanging up on people.

02:52:03.000 Snap.

02:52:04.000 Crick out.

02:52:05.000 Yeah, it's like the old school one. 1.00

02:52:06.000 Fuck that motherfucker. 1.00

02:52:07.000 Snap. 1.00

02:52:08.000 Close that motherfucker. 1.00

02:52:08.000 Now you're searching and slapping your screen. 1.00

02:52:10.000 Yeah, my friend Gordon has the one that opens up like a tablet.

02:52:15.000 Yeah, that one's really cool too.

02:52:16.000 Looks pretty dope.

02:52:17.000 It's dope because there's no line.

02:52:20.000 Yeah.

02:52:20.000 It's pretty sick, because as a regular phone, it's just a chunky regular phone, and it's kind of thin, so you can text with one hand pretty good, especially if you have smaller hands.

02:52:31.000 And then when you open it up, I mean, you basically have a small iPad. 0.93

02:52:35.000 So if you want to watch YouTube videos or some shit, or browse, and it's 5G. There's all these little fake phones showing up on the internet. 0.66

02:52:44.000 Like, what do you think of this?

02:52:45.000 And it was some cool drop-down phone that had Apple iOS on it.

02:52:52.000 Apparently there's some Android phone out there that can use Apple iOS on it.

02:52:56.000 Really?

02:52:57.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:52:57.000 I wouldn't trust that motherfucker. 1.00

02:52:59.000 No, no, but that does seem like a cool option to have. 1.00

02:53:02.000 Apple's done an amazing job of locking down that ecosystem.

02:53:07.000 They did such an amazing job.

02:53:09.000 I mean, they locked it down.

02:53:10.000 If you don't want that green bubble, you have to go through Apple.

02:53:13.000 Yeah.

02:53:14.000 The green bubble's annoying to me.

02:53:17.000 It could be an issue.

02:53:18.000 And then if you send video, it comes in super low resolution.

02:53:22.000 On the green bubble?

02:53:23.000 Yeah, if you have an Android phone and you try to send someone a big-ass video. 1.00

02:53:27.000 I hate that shit. 1.00

02:53:27.000 It's annoying. 1.00

02:53:28.000 Yeah, you don't get that iMessage thing.

02:53:30.000 No.

02:53:31.000 You don't get the confirmation.

02:53:32.000 You don't know what quality they got.

02:53:33.000 You gotta go, do you have WhatsApp?

02:53:35.000 Can I send it to you on WhatsApp?

02:53:36.000 Ugh.

02:53:37.000 WhatsApp. 0.99

02:53:37.000 Get the fuck out of here with that. 0.99

02:53:39.000 Yeah, and you have to send it SMS. Like, pictures are lower resolution, but videos are a real problem. 0.65

02:53:45.000 And you can't airdrop.

02:53:47.000 No, I like airdropping.

02:53:48.000 Big fan of airdropping. 1.00

02:53:49.000 It's the shit. 1.00

02:53:50.000 Just that alone. 1.00

02:53:51.000 That kind of integration.

02:53:52.000 And for me, as a guy who always takes notes on his phone, that's big.

02:53:57.000 Because I want ideas for bits.

02:53:59.000 I want to be able to pull up my notes that I write on my laptop, and I want them to go straight to my phone.

02:54:06.000 Yep.

02:54:06.000 Same and vice versa.

02:54:07.000 Yeah.

02:54:08.000 I don't want to think about it.

02:54:09.000 I'm a big fan of the airdrop.

02:54:11.000 They got us locked in though.

02:54:14.000 And then they take everything away and make you buy it separately.

02:54:17.000 And they're, you know, using Chinese slave labor. 0.89

02:54:19.000 Son of a...

02:54:22.000 I don't see the iPhone hack info story.

02:54:26.000 From 2015. Oh, okay.

02:54:28.000 I didn't miss the old part.

02:54:30.000 Yeah, it was a leak from 2015. They had hacked into...

02:54:35.000 It was a recent story that Apple had decided not to share the information.

02:54:42.000 So 150 million phones were potentially compromised and they decided not to share the information.

02:54:49.000 It's coming out probably because of that trial they're involved with, I think.

02:54:52.000 Uh-huh.

02:54:53.000 See, the apps, when they first started coming out, they were coming up with some really cool ideas.

02:54:58.000 There was one app you could get.

02:55:01.000 Here it is.

02:55:02.000 Biggest iPhone hack ever.

02:55:05.000 Fortnite trial exposes emails detailing the Xcode ghost malware.

02:55:11.000 Okay, because Epic Games and Apple's in the middle of a giant trial right now, because I think Apple wants a piece. 0.88

02:55:18.000 So if you have Fortnite on your phone, Apple gets like 30% or some shit.

02:55:24.000 And so there's like some thing where Fortnite decided to not have their thing on the App Store because they want all the money. 0.97

02:55:32.000 Am I fucking that up? 0.62

02:55:33.000 You're pretty accurate. 0.84

02:55:35.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:55:35.000 Alright, so here it is.

02:55:37.000 In case it slipped people's memory, in 2015 hackers successfully crept in a potentially dangerous Xcode ghost malware to thousands of iPhone and iPad apps.

02:55:48.000 Apple, during that time, has been privy to the details of the attack to add the company on their part, said that they notified hundreds of millions of victims.

02:55:58.000 Researchers also estimate that about 4,000 apps are infected.

02:56:04.000 What does that mean, though?

02:56:06.000 On their part.

02:56:07.000 But what I heard was that they didn't notify people.

02:56:14.000 Google, Google, Apple, Google, whatever that malware is.

02:56:20.000 And then Google, Apple chose not to Xcode ghost.

02:56:25.000 Apple chose not to, what would be the word, alert.

02:56:32.000 Inform.

02:56:33.000 Yeah, inform.

02:56:35.000 Apple chose not to inform.

02:56:43.000 I can't see it.

02:56:44.000 So it was an app you would get and then it would...

02:56:46.000 I'm not an app guy, so I'm okay.

02:56:49.000 Is the Epic Games shut?

02:56:53.000 There it goes.

02:56:53.000 Apple did not inform victims about the attack.

02:56:56.000 There it is.

02:56:56.000 Apple kept mum.

02:56:57.000 Go to the first one.

02:56:58.000 Hack read.

02:56:59.000 Apple News.

02:57:00.000 There it is.

02:57:01.000 And this is on Apple News.

02:57:02.000 Whoops.

02:57:04.000 No, it's Apple News.

02:57:05.000 It is Apple News.

02:57:08.000 Report.

02:57:10.000 It must be noted that Xcode is Apple's app development tool.

02:57:15.000 Back then, it was reported that Apple stopped the attack quickly.

02:57:20.000 However, according to a new report, emails presented during the Epic Games vs.

02:57:25.000 Apple court proceedings have revealed startling new details on the particular attack.

02:57:44.000 That's what I'm...

02:57:47.000 That's what I read.

02:57:49.000 I thought you were getting into the thing that happened this week.

02:57:52.000 What happened?

02:57:53.000 Where some pipeline was hacked.

02:57:54.000 Oh, I was going to get to that, too.

02:57:55.000 There's a gas shortage in multiple states right now.

02:57:58.000 Yeah, there's a real issue with gas, apparently.

02:58:00.000 Really?

02:58:00.000 That sounds way worse.

02:58:01.000 Well, we have electric cars.

02:58:03.000 Hey.

02:58:03.000 Hey, Tesla.

02:58:06.000 Do you remember there was this one app, I don't know if you know about this, it was for single guys, and you would put it on your phone, and if you were out at a club you would give the girl your phone to put her number in, and while she was typing in her number would take pictures of her so you would know what the girl looked like.

02:58:20.000 Really?

02:58:21.000 Yeah.

02:58:22.000 Why not just take a picture of her?

02:58:23.000 Well, because, you know, you had a club.

02:58:25.000 Should I? Yeah, whatever.

02:58:26.000 You didn't want to be like, you know, you want to make it look like you're going to remember her, but he would be like, as she's putting it in, she's taking pictures of her face, so you knew exactly.

02:58:32.000 For just lazy dudes who are scared to ask for a picture?

02:58:35.000 Yeah.

02:58:36.000 If you're going to get someone's photograph, or get someone's phone number?

02:58:38.000 I think about 10 years ago this app was around.

02:58:40.000 Oh, okay.

02:58:41.000 I didn't know.

02:58:42.000 If you're going to get someone's photograph, shouldn't you be able to get a picture of them?

02:58:46.000 If you ever get their number, you should be like, hey, can we take a picture?

02:58:48.000 It's a big deal.

02:58:49.000 Or they'll be like, hey, text me.

02:58:50.000 All right, here, put your number.

02:58:51.000 And then click, click, click, you know.

02:58:53.000 People today. 0.99

02:58:54.000 It's so weird with the dating apps and all the shit that people are doing today. 0.97

02:59:00.000 It's like the world is such a different place. 0.98

02:59:03.000 As communication is becoming more frivolous and easier to just talk shit to people, it's also probably easier to hook up with people. 0.96

02:59:12.000 Oh, yeah. 0.97

02:59:13.000 Like kids today on these dating acts, just swiping left and swiping right.

02:59:18.000 Yeah.

02:59:19.000 A lot of people are meeting their mate that way.

02:59:21.000 Interesting.

02:59:22.000 I don't know that you want to meet your mate that way.

02:59:25.000 Why not?

02:59:26.000 She's the perfect girl. 1.00

02:59:27.000 What do you give a fuck? 1.00

02:59:27.000 You're trying to meet girls that way, selfish asshole. 1.00

02:59:30.000 How about that? 1.00

02:59:31.000 How about he wants to meet people that way, he doesn't want them to meet him that way?

02:59:34.000 Huh.

02:59:35.000 Not me.

02:59:36.000 But what if you're out there looking?

02:59:37.000 I was never an app guy for that.

02:59:38.000 I would rather just meet people in person.

02:59:40.000 You're actually a famous comedian.

02:59:41.000 I don't know if you know about that.

02:59:42.000 Never heard about it.

02:59:43.000 Yeah, it's a little bit easier for you to meet people.

02:59:45.000 True.

02:59:45.000 But if you're a guy who's working all day and you really don't have time to go out there and mingle, but you have, like, shared attributes.

02:59:52.000 Like, there's something about, you know, your likes and dislikes and the things you're interested in.

02:59:56.000 I mean...

02:59:57.000 Shared interests.

02:59:57.000 That depends on what app you're on.

02:59:59.000 And there's the hookup apps.

03:00:00.000 Right.

03:00:01.000 That are strictly for that.

03:00:02.000 What are the hookup apps?

03:00:03.000 I think they're, like, you know, your basic, your Tinders, your Bumbles. 0.99

03:00:06.000 Let'sfuck.com. 0.77

03:00:07.000 I don't think Bumble is that. 0.95

03:00:09.000 I think Bumble is, like...

03:00:10.000 Wasn't Bumble more hookup than Tinder?

03:00:13.000 It's got other...

03:00:14.000 You can find BFF on there, and there's also a business Bumble where you can find people to work with, I think is what that's for.

03:00:20.000 So BFF is you looking for friends?

03:00:21.000 For people to hang out with instead of...

03:00:22.000 I am working on an app.

03:00:24.000 Are you?

03:00:25.000 I'm working with this kid.

03:00:26.000 For real?

03:00:27.000 I said it as a joke, and he goes, that'd be a really good app.

03:00:31.000 You don't want to say what it is?

03:00:33.000 Keep it in mind.

03:00:34.000 You don't want anybody stealing it.

03:00:35.000 Yeah, I know.

03:00:35.000 I don't know where we're at with it.

03:00:36.000 I don't know if it's locked down yet.

03:00:37.000 Don't say anything.

03:00:38.000 Does it have to do with mushrooms?

03:00:39.000 No, no, no, it does not.

03:00:41.000 It's not a hookup app.

03:00:43.000 Don't say it.

03:00:44.000 It's a romance app.

03:00:45.000 Keep it together.

03:00:45.000 Oh, romance.

03:00:46.000 Look at you.

03:00:47.000 Romantic.

03:00:47.000 Trying to...

03:00:48.000 Yeah.

03:00:48.000 But it started off as a joke, and then he was like, it's a really good idea.

03:00:51.000 He's a young kid.

03:00:51.000 He's really smart.

03:00:52.000 If people meet and they get along, who gives a fuck how they meet? 0.98

03:00:55.000 True. 0.96

03:00:56.000 Whether it's an app or...

03:00:58.000 Choking each other.

03:01:00.000 You know?

03:01:01.000 Yeah.

03:01:01.000 Choke.com.

03:01:02.000 You meet some girl in jujitsu and she gets you in a triangle and you're like, she's my new favorite.

03:01:05.000 Yeah.

03:01:06.000 She's my bestie.

03:01:07.000 You let her get you in a triangle.

03:01:10.000 Yeah. 1.00

03:01:11.000 Do you think you date a girl and kick your ass? 1.00

03:01:13.000 Yeah, I don't have a problem with that. 1.00

03:01:14.000 Really?

03:01:15.000 I don't have an ego about that.

03:01:16.000 Look at you. 1.00

03:01:17.000 Have you dated some Brazilian lady who just fucking ragdolls you? 1.00

03:01:21.000 Arm bars you all the time? 1.00

03:01:22.000 Not dated, but...

03:01:23.000 She gets mad at you? 1.00

03:01:24.000 I've met some.

03:01:25.000 But would you?

03:01:27.000 Yeah, why not?

03:01:27.000 If you were a single fellow, I know you're happy right now, but what if you weren't?

03:01:31.000 I like empowered women. 1.00

03:01:33.000 I dig that, though. 0.99

03:01:34.000 There's empowered, and there's also a girl who can kill you with her bare hands. 1.00

03:01:37.000 I'm not interested in that.

03:01:38.000 I mean, you know, she's not going to.

03:01:40.000 Maybe she will.

03:01:42.000 Then she's equally as dangerous as you are.

03:01:44.000 Maybe you change your opinion about guns.

03:01:46.000 Wait a minute.

03:01:47.000 If you're living with some gal. 1.00

03:01:49.000 This bitch has a black belt. 1.00

03:01:51.000 I need a gun. 1.00

03:01:53.000 You're tough enough to stop a bullet. 1.00

03:01:55.000 Could you imagine if you're living with a girl who'll fuck you up? 1.00

03:01:58.000 That would be annoying. 1.00

03:02:00.000 You know?

03:02:02.000 Do you think you can live with the girl stronger than you?

03:02:05.000 If you're like, could you just open this pickle jar, please?

03:02:08.000 You'd look away.

03:02:09.000 Well, you don't want her to be physically stronger than you.

03:02:11.000 You just want her to be more talented than you are in that world. 0.52

03:02:15.000 Oh, like a talented fighter, but you want to be physically stronger.

03:02:17.000 Yeah, I think it's...

03:02:18.000 Do you think you could date a power lifter?

03:02:19.000 I don't think.

03:02:20.000 It wouldn't be my speed.

03:02:21.000 No?

03:02:22.000 That's not my speed.

03:02:22.000 I like them a little bit more feminine.

03:02:24.000 What if she's really feminine but strong as fuck? 1.00

03:02:26.000 Hey, man, then that's what it is. 1.00

03:02:29.000 That's what you got.

03:02:30.000 That's what you got.

03:02:31.000 That's what you got.

03:02:32.000 Yeah, you never know until you meet them, right?

03:02:35.000 Yeah.

03:02:36.000 You might meet her.

03:02:36.000 You know, I never thought I, you know, without saying too much, but I've connected with some ladies in the MMA world.

03:02:44.000 Oh, really?

03:02:45.000 And at the end of the day, they're just women.

03:02:47.000 They just want to be treated like women. 1.00

03:02:48.000 Yeah, most of them.

03:02:49.000 Some of them don't. 1.00

03:02:50.000 Some of them want to beat your ass. 1.00

03:02:51.000 They want to leg kick you. 1.00

03:02:53.000 Knee you in the balls. 0.99

03:02:54.000 That's definitely what I don't want. 1.00

03:02:55.000 That's why I want my legs taken out of me.

03:02:57.000 I know. 0.99

03:02:58.000 I mean, if you were dating a competitive fighter, male or female, the stress of that job is so fucking different. 0.80

03:03:09.000 There's cop... 0.93

03:03:12.000 Firefighter, like this soldier, cop, firefighter, MMA fighter.

03:03:17.000 Right.

03:03:17.000 Right?

03:03:17.000 I would imagine like that's kind of...

03:03:22.000 Yeah, that's kind of the hierarchy of stressful jobs.

03:03:26.000 Insanely intensely.

03:03:27.000 Soldier is probably the highest stress.

03:03:29.000 Yes.

03:03:30.000 And then cop is, a lot of times- Right there with it.

03:03:33.000 Yeah.

03:03:34.000 Firefighter, you could die in a fight.

03:03:36.000 Yep.

03:03:36.000 And then MMA fighter.

03:03:38.000 Every X amount of months, you have this insane fucking thing that you do where you get in a cage, you put a mouthpiece on, and you try to knock someone unconscious. 0.99

03:03:47.000 Mm-hmm. 0.98

03:03:48.000 I teach my girl little jujitsu moves and she tries to do them to me every now and then. 1.00

03:03:52.000 And I'm like, hey, stop that shit. 0.99

03:03:55.000 I'll be on top of her and she'll be like, hey, is this? 1.00

03:03:58.000 And she framed me up.

03:04:00.000 Ezekiel?

03:04:00.000 Yeah, a little Ezekiel.

03:04:03.000 And then I'll be like, no, you don't have it. 0.97

03:04:05.000 I keep fucking up by telling her, you don't have it. 0.97

03:04:08.000 And then she keeps working it and I'm like, there it is. 0.99

03:04:09.000 You ever see that guy, Alexi Olenek, who lets guys mount him and he Ezekiel's him from the bottom?

03:04:14.000 Oh, no.

03:04:15.000 You've never seen him?

03:04:16.000 No.

03:04:16.000 I think he's tapped out.

03:04:19.000 Well, at least one guy in the UFC. I think it's been more than one.

03:04:22.000 But he's got this crazy move.

03:04:24.000 He Ezekiel's you from the top position?

03:04:25.000 From the bottom.

03:04:26.000 From the bottom.

03:04:27.000 It's madness.

03:04:30.000 He's basically doing a rear naked choke from the front while you're on top of him.

03:04:34.000 But he doesn't have any leg control.

03:04:36.000 He's not squeezing you with his body.

03:04:38.000 He just has this nasty constriction.

03:04:41.000 And he lets guys mount.

03:04:43.000 So what happens is he's got his arm wrapped around you.

03:04:48.000 He's stopping the mount.

03:04:50.000 And you think that you're passing.

03:04:52.000 And you're mounting him.

03:04:53.000 And right as you do that, you're thinking about mounting him. 0.99

03:04:56.000 And he fucking slides it in. 0.99

03:04:58.000 Watch this. 0.99

03:04:59.000 Watch how he does this.

03:05:00.000 So he's got a hold of it right here, but right now he's just kind of protecting him, and he lets the guy mount him, and then boom!

03:05:07.000 He sinks it in.

03:05:08.000 Oh, you see it locking in there.

03:05:08.000 Yeah, look how he does it.

03:05:10.000 As soon as he sinks it in, you're fucked, man. 1.00

03:05:12.000 You're fucked, because it's so tight. 1.00

03:05:14.000 And he's got his arm deep in the pocket of the bicep. 1.00

03:05:20.000 Wow. 0.57

03:05:20.000 Just like a rear naked choke. 0.57

03:05:22.000 Madness, right?

03:05:23.000 That's wild.

03:05:23.000 Look how sad that dude is.

03:05:25.000 He's so sad.

03:05:26.000 Wow.

03:05:27.000 He's so sad.

03:05:28.000 He was about to go to sleep, that's why.

03:05:30.000 Yeah, he has to get you.

03:05:31.000 Dude, it's over.

03:05:32.000 You tapped.

03:05:33.000 He's like, I can't.

03:05:34.000 What happened?

03:05:35.000 Where's he from?

03:05:36.000 Russia, bro.

03:05:38.000 Hard people.

03:05:39.000 Show that again.

03:05:40.000 Is it a Sambo move that he's doing? 1.00

03:05:41.000 Well, Ezekiel's just a standard submission move, but to do it like this is crazy.

03:05:47.000 But go for the transition, because it's like...

03:05:51.000 So this is what happens.

03:05:53.000 You're in side control and you think you're doing okay, right?

03:05:56.000 And he just kind of holds his head.

03:05:58.000 But then as soon as the guy mounts, then he slides it in front of his face. 1.00

03:06:01.000 He's like, oh, you fucked up, son. 1.00

03:06:04.000 I wanted you to do that. 1.00

03:06:06.000 And he gets it in perfect.

03:06:08.000 Have you tried it?

03:06:10.000 No, I have not.

03:06:11.000 I've done it from the top, but I don't know anybody else who's done that like that.

03:06:17.000 Not only in an MMA fight, but also with gloves.

03:06:19.000 Have you ever tried grappling with gloves on?

03:06:21.000 Oh, it's awful, right?

03:06:21.000 It's hard.

03:06:22.000 Yeah.

03:06:23.000 I'm really impressed when they lock on guys with gloves on.

03:06:26.000 Oh, that's right.

03:06:26.000 He did it on this guy, too.

03:06:27.000 So this guy takes him down.

03:06:29.000 This guy takes him down.

03:06:30.000 Same thing.

03:06:30.000 Look, he doesn't have it in here.

03:06:32.000 He allows you to mount.

03:06:33.000 And then as you mount, he slides it in.

03:06:35.000 Oh, no, no.

03:06:36.000 He's in half guard here.

03:06:37.000 He got it from half guard.

03:06:39.000 But the same thing.

03:06:40.000 And they all have the same look on their face.

03:06:45.000 It's such a sneaky move.

03:06:47.000 But only Nick has that crazy grappler strength.

03:06:50.000 What weight is he?

03:06:51.000 Heavyweight.

03:06:52.000 Mark Hunt?

03:06:53.000 Yeah, he fought Mark Hunt.

03:06:55.000 I think he got Mark Hunt in an armbar or something.

03:06:58.000 I think, yeah, that's it. 0.99

03:07:00.000 Damn. 1.00

03:07:01.000 Yeah, he's a beast. 1.00

03:07:02.000 Is he getting a title shot soon?

03:07:03.000 No, he's lost to a lot of guys, but he's got to be a top 15 heavyweight.

03:07:10.000 What's only Nick ranked?

03:07:11.000 I would imagine he's ranked like 11, 12, somewhere in that range.

03:07:16.000 He's older.

03:07:18.000 He's in his 40s.

03:07:20.000 He's probably not going to get a title shot. 0.99

03:07:22.000 That sucks.

03:07:23.000 But he's a tough guy. 0.97

03:07:24.000 How old is he?

03:07:25.000 He's got like 60-plus MMA fights, too.

03:07:28.000 Jesus Christ.

03:07:29.000 Does it say how old he is?

03:07:32.000 Oh, it's ranking.

03:07:34.000 He's ranked 15th, yeah.

03:07:35.000 See? 1.00

03:07:36.000 I know my shit. 1.00

03:07:37.000 I'm a professional, believe it or not. 0.99

03:07:40.000 You know, I do miss the UFC without you when you're not commentating.

03:07:46.000 Well, good news.

03:07:47.000 This weekend, I'll be there.

03:07:48.000 Who's fighting this weekend?

03:07:49.000 Well, we have the lightweight championship of the world, Charles Oliveira versus Michael Chandler.

03:07:55.000 Pull up the card so you can see the whole card.

03:07:59.000 He's 43. Only Nick.

03:08:00.000 Oliveira versus Chandler.

03:08:01.000 I'm a little upset at Michael Chandler's six-pack. 1.00

03:08:04.000 Makes me feel like a fat fuck. 0.99

03:08:06.000 Let's take a look at the fight card there. 1.00

03:08:08.000 And Oliveira's a beast.

03:08:09.000 That's a great fight.

03:08:11.000 Tony Ferguson versus Benil Dariush.

03:08:13.000 Love it.

03:08:14.000 Kaitlyn Chukagian versus Viviana Arrujo.

03:08:17.000 Shane Burgos versus Edson Barboza. 1.00

03:08:20.000 That's a fucking barn burner. 1.00

03:08:21.000 Edson Barboza, wow. 1.00

03:08:22.000 At 145. He's featherweight now.

03:08:24.000 Woo! 0.99

03:08:25.000 Matt Schnell, Rogerio, Botturin, and who else is in the prelim?

03:08:31.000 Jacare, Andre Munoz, that's on ESPN. Lando Venata, Groovy Lando, and Mike Grundy.

03:08:39.000 Is she related to the other Shefchenko?

03:08:41.000 Yeah, Antonina is her sister.

03:08:45.000 Andrea Lee, Andrea KGB Lee, another Russian.

03:08:49.000 Jordan Wright, Jamie Pickett.

03:08:51.000 Did you see that Michael Page knockout the other day?

03:08:52.000 Dude, Michael Page is a beast.

03:08:54.000 He's so good.

03:08:56.000 He's an interesting cat because he came from the point-fighting background.

03:08:59.000 He's got such a crazy style that hands down, wide stance, leaps in.

03:09:07.000 He's the one that got kicked out of the UFC? No, no, no.

03:09:11.000 He was never in the UFC. Michael Page lost to Douglas Lima for the title in Bellator as a welterweight.

03:09:16.000 And he's elite.

03:09:19.000 He's really good, man. 0.99

03:09:20.000 He's really fucking good. 0.95

03:09:21.000 Really talented. 0.97

03:09:22.000 Dana never tried to recruit him.

03:09:23.000 Well, he was over in Bellator already, and they treat him well.

03:09:26.000 Look, it's good that there's good fighters over there, man.

03:09:28.000 I think it's really good.

03:09:30.000 I think it's important.

03:09:31.000 We need more competition, whether it's PFL or one championship.

03:09:35.000 It's real good to have a lot of different organizations.

03:09:38.000 I like one.

03:09:39.000 I like one a lot.

03:09:40.000 They're doing great.

03:09:40.000 Yeah.

03:09:41.000 Yeah.

03:09:41.000 They have grappling now, too.

03:09:43.000 You know what's interesting about one?

03:09:45.000 They have Muay Thai with little gloves, like John Wayne Parr just fought Nikki Holtzkin in a Muay Thai bout in a cage.

03:09:52.000 And now they're going to do grappling.

03:09:54.000 Just submission grappling?

03:09:55.000 Just submission grappling.

03:09:56.000 Yeah.

03:09:56.000 They signed Gordon Ryan to fight Shinya Aoki.

03:10:01.000 Ooh, Gordon Ryan.

03:10:02.000 Wow.

03:10:02.000 Yeah.

03:10:02.000 So he's over there doing a grappling matchup.

03:10:04.000 That's Henzo's guy, right, Gordon?

03:10:06.000 Yes.

03:10:06.000 Well, John Donaher comes from Henzo, and John Donaher is the main coach of Gordon Ryan.

03:10:13.000 And Gordon Ryan's literally the greatest grappler of all time.

03:10:16.000 It's a showcase more than anything, because Shinya Aoki is also much smaller.

03:10:22.000 I mean, it's a mismatch in every way.

03:10:25.000 It's a mismatch physically in size.

03:10:27.000 Gordon's way bigger.

03:10:28.000 It's a mismatch talent-wise.

03:10:30.000 Are they not doing it by weight?

03:10:32.000 This fight is not... 0.99

03:10:34.000 I think what it is is nobody wants to get fucked up by Gordon. 0.98

03:10:39.000 But at least if you're a lighter guy, you can say, hey, I took a chance. 0.99

03:10:44.000 He had me by 50 pounds.

03:10:46.000 And I'm going to try my speed on him.

03:10:48.000 Yeah, good luck.

03:10:50.000 Good luck.

03:10:51.000 Good luck doing anything to Gordon. 0.99

03:10:53.000 He's a fucking gigantic, amazing grappler who trains every day. 0.98

03:10:59.000 He's from New Jersey, but they live in Puerto Rico now. 0.99

03:11:02.000 Seems to be the place.

03:11:03.000 Well, they couldn't do any grappling in New York City, man.

03:11:06.000 They shut down grappling in New York City.

03:11:08.000 That's right.

03:11:09.000 They had to figure out what to do.

03:11:10.000 They had a lot of competitions they had to train for, and they were getting shut down. 0.97

03:11:14.000 People were coming to the basement where Henzo's place is and fucking with them.

03:11:19.000 And so someone that they know that's their friend in New York City or in Puerto Rico, rather, offered their place to them. 0.99

03:11:26.000 And so they packed up their shit and they moved to Puerto Rico. 0.98

03:11:29.000 Danaher moved there too, right? 1.00

03:11:30.000 Yep, they all did.

03:11:31.000 The whole squad.

03:11:32.000 Gary Tonin, Craig Jones.

03:11:33.000 They all moved down there.

03:11:35.000 Nicky Rodriguez.

03:11:36.000 I'm hoping they move to Texas.

03:11:37.000 They're talking about doing that.

03:11:39.000 That'd be good. 1.00

03:11:39.000 That would be the shit. 1.00

03:11:42.000 I'll help them. 1.00

03:11:43.000 I'll fucking throw up the bat signal. 0.99

03:11:45.000 Let's go. 1.00

03:11:46.000 Yeah, you're the guy.

03:11:48.000 You should run for mayor here eventually.

03:11:49.000 No.

03:11:50.000 No.

03:11:51.000 I don't want to be a mayor.

03:11:52.000 I don't want to be any kind of politician.

03:11:54.000 So if you're thinking about it, no.

03:11:58.000 Not interested.

03:11:59.000 I'm not interested.

03:12:03.000 You feel me?

03:12:04.000 I feel you, kid.

03:12:06.000 We should get you out of here so you can catch your flight.

03:12:07.000 I gotta get your flight.

03:12:08.000 You gotta fly back. 0.99

03:12:09.000 Got a lot of shit going on in California. 1.00

03:12:11.000 I do. 0.99

03:12:11.000 I gotta do my engagement photos tomorrow. 0.99

03:12:13.000 Woo! 0.99

03:12:15.000 You excited?

03:12:16.000 I am, actually.

03:12:17.000 You're already wearing a wedding ring. 0.97

03:12:18.000 Yeah, you know, what's funny about that is when I gave her an engagement ring, she said, you've given four other bitches an engagement ring before me, and you never followed through. 1.00

03:12:29.000 Ooh. 0.98

03:12:29.000 She said that? 0.98

03:12:30.000 You were a little too honest. 1.00

03:12:32.000 She said, I don't give a fuck. 1.00

03:12:34.000 You know me. 1.00

03:12:35.000 She said, you know what?

03:12:37.000 Women have been engaged to you, but you've never been engaged to them.

03:12:41.000 Show me something.

03:12:41.000 So she bought me a ring.

03:12:42.000 She was like, I'm wearing this, you're wearing this.

03:12:44.000 That sounds fair.

03:12:44.000 I like it.

03:12:45.000 That's a good move.

03:12:46.000 And I really like wearing it, to be honest with you.

03:12:49.000 See, sometimes, I mean, just because you went through some ones that didn't work out, I think this one's going to work out.

03:12:54.000 I like all the words coming out of your mouth, Russell Peters.

03:12:57.000 You know, Joseph, I'm happy for you out here.

03:13:00.000 Thanks, brother.

03:13:00.000 You seem spry and happy and relaxed, and it makes me happy.

03:13:04.000 Thanks.

03:13:05.000 I'm happy.

03:13:06.000 Everything's good.

03:13:06.000 I'm glad Jamie's out here.

03:13:07.000 Look at Jamie. 0.99

03:13:08.000 Jamie looks miserable as fuck, but he's happy. 1.00

03:13:11.000 That's not true. 1.00

03:13:12.000 I'm just kidding.

03:13:12.000 He looks happy.

03:13:15.000 Listen, brother, I miss you.

03:13:16.000 I love you.

03:13:17.000 It's always great to see you.

03:13:18.000 Thanks.

03:13:18.000 I miss seeing you around the store.

03:13:19.000 Can I promo my podcast again?

03:13:21.000 Yeah.

03:13:21.000 That's Culturally Cancelled with Russell Peters.

03:13:24.000 Culturally Cancelled?

03:13:25.000 Culturally Cancelled.

03:13:25.000 That's what I called it.

03:13:26.000 Okay.

03:13:27.000 It's on iHeartRadio.

03:13:29.000 Okay.

03:13:31.000 And YouTube as well?

03:13:32.000 Do you have a YouTube?

03:13:33.000 I believe there's a YouTube format of it.

03:13:35.000 Is it a video or is it just audio right now?

03:13:38.000 You see how you have really good cameras set up?

03:13:40.000 Yeah.

03:13:40.000 I have an iPhone set up.

03:13:42.000 That's fine.

03:13:43.000 That's how Lex Friedman does his.

03:13:44.000 It looks great.

03:13:45.000 When you look at it on YouTube, it looks just as good.

03:13:47.000 Yeah, it's fine.

03:13:47.000 When he came here and we did one, he did it just with iPhones.

03:13:50.000 Oh, yeah?

03:13:51.000 Yeah, with phones.

03:13:52.000 There's no problem, man.

03:13:53.000 Phones today are very good, right? 1.00

03:13:55.000 I mean, you could film a fucking movie with a phone today. 0.99

03:13:58.000 Yeah, we're good with that. 0.99

03:13:59.000 I mean, we'll step it up eventually, accordingly. 1.00

03:14:02.000 Hey man, go back and look at episode one of this fucking stupid show. 1.00

03:14:04.000 When did it start? 1.00

03:14:06.000 2010, right?

03:14:07.000 29. So I started doing it in 2010. In December of 2010 was the first one I did.

03:14:12.000 Wow.

03:14:13.000 In your house.

03:14:14.000 Wow, remember those days?

03:14:15.000 You hear my kids screaming in the background?

03:14:17.000 No, they were babies then.

03:14:18.000 Your babies are the same age as my babies.

03:14:20.000 You'd stub a toe and scream and you'd hear in the background.

03:14:23.000 We were on couches.

03:14:24.000 And your wife was so sweet.

03:14:25.000 The Feel Good Podcast. 1.00

03:14:26.000 Look at you with the fucking hat! 1.00

03:14:28.000 Look at you. 1.00

03:14:29.000 You look like a fucking... 1.00

03:14:30.000 You know Nick Turturro, don't you? 1.00

03:14:31.000 Yes.

03:14:32.000 Oh, my God.

03:14:32.000 You know what's funny about that when we're doing this?

03:14:34.000 He's smoking a cigar, and he's so passionate he's talking, and he's lighting the cigar right by the mic, and the mic caught fire.

03:14:41.000 Oh, no.

03:14:43.000 How's he doing, man?

03:14:44.000 I haven't seen that guy in forever.

03:14:46.000 He's doing great.

03:14:47.000 Fantastic actor.

03:14:48.000 Amazing actor.

03:14:49.000 And that's his cousin-in-law, Gabe.

03:14:53.000 White Claw Gabe?

03:14:54.000 Because he loves the White Claws?

03:14:56.000 He loves the White Claws. 0.99

03:14:57.000 He's autistic, but he's fucking hilarious. 0.99

03:15:01.000 He's the sweetheart of a man, Gabe. 0.99

03:15:02.000 Love that guy.

03:15:03.000 Beautiful.

03:15:04.000 So that's available.

03:15:05.000 The Feel Good episode?

03:15:07.000 Yeah, we called it the Feel Good episode.

03:15:10.000 And that's your Russell Peters channel.

03:15:12.000 Is that on the Russell Peters channel?

03:15:14.000 Yes, it is.

03:15:15.000 Yes, it is.

03:15:16.000 All right, my brother. 1.00

03:15:17.000 Let's wrap this bitch up. 1.00

03:15:18.000 Bring it home. 1.00

03:15:19.000 Thank you.

03:15:20.000 Thanks, Joseph.

03:15:20.000 Great to see you, my friend.

03:15:21.000 Always.

03:15:22.000 You too, Jamie.

03:15:23.000 Good to see you, pal.

03:15:24.000 Goodbye.

The Joe Rogan Experience - May 12, 2021

Joe Rogan Experience #1650 - Russell Peters

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