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00:01:02.000You have to be able to take care of it yourself.
00:01:04.000Life would be chaos if we couldn't reach our dicks.
00:01:06.000If our dicks were in some weird spot on our back and we had to get a chick to touch it, there was no way you could do it yourself, you'd be doomed, man.
00:01:13.000The balance of power would shift terribly against you.
00:03:11.000We're also brought to you by Onnit.com, makers of Alpha Brain and New Mood, which I take both of them on a regular basis, and they're fucking awesome.
00:03:19.000I support this not just because I'm making money from it, because if I wasn't making money from it, I would still tell you to look into nootropics.
00:03:27.000It's a fascinating field of science, really, and it's all about...
00:03:32.000Chemicals and vitamins that enhance cognitive function.
00:03:37.000I think they work differently on different people.
00:03:39.000But for me, I get a nice, good, clear feeling out of taking these things.
00:05:58.000The art of stand-up comedy is to relay each piece of material as if it's really happening in your head right now.
00:06:06.000But when someone just saw you the night before and said the exact same shit and he's like, oh, it makes you feel like such a fucking phony.
00:09:56.000So it wasn't like he was the funniest guy.
00:09:58.000If you compared him to the guys that I knew growing up, like Steve Sweeney, Steve Sweeney used to fucking crush.
00:10:05.000I mean crush to the point where you would be terrified to go on after him.
00:10:09.000To follow a guy like Steve Sweeney in Boston when he's on full tilt, when he goes up there just rabid and full of energy, you're fucking doomed, man.
00:15:05.000Timothy Treadwell, and you start describing him getting eaten by a bear in this precise, microscopic way where every moment you're describing the bones crunching and his femur snapping.
00:15:19.000You're just really good at taking it...
00:15:44.000I could just see his bones turning into jelly and his eyeballs bulging out as he's screaming for the bear to stop attacking him, but it won't.
00:15:56.000So after you've been hanging out with people who can professionally tell stories in the most detailed way, Then it's really hard to get around anyone who's going to say anything that offends you.
00:16:07.000And also, the internet, by the way, is also...
00:16:13.000My favorite picture on the internet...
00:16:15.000This is a strong statement, but it's true.
00:16:17.000My favorite picture is there's a kid, and he's standing in front of the goatseed butthole, and the guy's spreading his asshole open, and it just says, Welcome to the internet.
00:16:27.000The kid is looking at that, and I'm like...
00:16:51.000You don't realize, though, you're not under the glove all day at work.
00:16:54.000A lot of people are under the iron glove all day at work.
00:16:57.000They're just stuck in an office where all their behavior is restricted.
00:17:02.000Most of them even have to dress funny.
00:17:04.000They have to wear weird things around their neck to signify that they mean business.
00:17:08.000And you're walking around some office where everybody's stifled, and you're all forced together today, all day, to do shit you don't want to do all day long.
00:19:04.000It would be beautiful if that really was the case.
00:19:06.000Could you imagine if you really had 100% faith in the U.S. military and you knew that there were bad guys and we're the good guys and it's clean, black and white.
00:19:31.000Scorpions climbed out of the volcanoes of the earth and they were like poisonous and deadly and they shot lasers out of their eyes and they could like burn you alive and you met someone who's like I've made the decision to go down and fight the scorpions.
00:19:56.000Now it's so muddied, it's like, well, you know, they don't even know.
00:19:59.000A lot of them, they don't even know what they're doing.
00:20:01.000doing like well we're going to afghanistan because um well you know we're going down there because uh You know, Obama's not going to veto this fucking...
00:20:48.000If someone is a threat to the security of the United States, We should be able to arrest them and detain them because apparently like a lot of the people that they didn't detain indefinitely and they let out, according to McCain, ended up killing some troops.
00:21:18.000Otherwise, there would already be an accounting for all the fucking money that's missing.
00:21:22.000There would already be someone, some repercussions for all the lies that were told that led us to believe there was weapons of mass destruction.
00:21:43.000But then think about the fact that someone somewhere lied about weapons of mass destruction.
00:21:48.000They made up some sort of a story or they fabricated some evidence and it became the real reason why people supported the idea of going there and yet it didn't exist.
00:21:59.000So if we know that and that's not chased down, Yeah.
00:22:04.000There's no big news follow-up and documentaries about it, how they chased that down and found out how it happened, locked everybody up and cleaned out all the people that they were in business with.
00:22:41.000Okay, listen, we were going to go to war with the people that killed us, but we can't figure out who the fuck they are because apparently they're nomadic terrorists that have actually been living in America and training, let it fly.
00:24:01.000The people that we're fighting in Afghanistan and the war that we picked with people, I think they're really good at fucking war.
00:24:09.000You know, Afghanistan's called the graveyard of empires, and I think that the people that we're up against aren't just as stupid as a lot of people would like to paint them.
00:25:41.000Sometimes it feels like we're on the precipice where they're going to stop even putting up this act that they're...
00:25:47.000Debating and deciding and using courtrooms.
00:25:49.000See, that's the problem with indefinite detention, because it's like, let's imagine that I think, I don't know, let's imagine I think that Alex Jones is a threat to the security of the United States because of the things that he's been saying are weakening the government, right?
00:26:04.000So, let's imagine that the government, the federal government decides that Alex Jones is a real threat, and so they decide to arrest him.
00:26:17.000Was he planning on doing something to a federal building?
00:26:20.000There would be a trial, and in the trial, they could use evidence to show if he was really a real threat, play his tapes, show what he was up to.
00:26:31.000It's not even arrest, because they're not putting him on trial.
00:26:34.000And they don't even have to tell anybody they've arrested him.
00:26:36.000Yeah, they just come and get you, and they put you away indefinitely because somebody thought you were a threat to the security of the United States.
00:26:47.000And if you think that that's just going to be used for, I don't know, whoever it is, these invisible people that I'm not even sure who they are, that are lurking in New York or wherever they're at, you're crazy.
00:26:58.000If you think that's going to happen, fucking turn on some Waco footage.
00:27:04.000You know, watch those fucking ATF agents torching that Koresh compound.
00:27:08.000If you think that they're just going to fucking use this law for the worst and most extreme cases, no fucking way, man.
00:27:17.000They're going to use it any way that they want.
00:27:18.000They're going to use it for drug dealers.
00:27:20.000They're going to use it for whatever they want to use it for.
00:27:22.000They're going to use it for anybody, man.
00:27:24.000I mean, we could be doing this fucking podcast from inside a FEMA camp in a few years.
00:27:28.000Think of what you saw that cop at UC Davis do to those kids that were on their knees because he thought he could because the law was on his side.
00:27:55.000Yeah, I get someone has made your life a little more difficult.
00:27:58.000They made your job a little harder because now you have to look out for all these kids and they're all in this place where you don't want them to be.
00:28:15.000You think that that's morally reprehensible, just innately.
00:28:20.000It's in your mind you know that's a negative thing.
00:28:24.000In your mind you know that a peaceful protest with students, with children who have this idealistic view of the world and you're going to squash it while you're wearing a bulletproof vest We're supposed to have the right to assemble.
00:28:44.000We're supposed to be able to get together, even if it is private property.
00:30:08.000It's a timeless tale that's been told back and forth.
00:30:11.000The last edition was Vietnam, but apparently nobody fucking learned from it.
00:30:15.000Apparently, everybody just still thinks that someone's looking out for you at the top.
00:30:20.000Despite all the evidence to the contrary, someone's looking out for you, man.
00:30:23.000Yeah, well, and also, you know, it's set up in a way that for many people, they feel like it's one of their only options is to join the military.
00:30:32.000They feel like it's going to pay for their college, and it's...
00:30:39.000At the UFC, there'll be marines there.
00:33:34.000It's just describing the experience of war as purely as he can.
00:33:39.000Exactly what it's like to get hit by a roadside bomb or exactly what it's like to be in the middle of a firefight and how they've studied adrenaline levels when you get into firefights.
00:34:18.000Yeah, man, but the experience of war for a young guy, he says there's no drug like it.
00:34:25.000He says that there's nothing that will get you as high as being in a life-or-death situation where you're defending the people around you who you are connected to.
00:35:24.000And then afterwards, you totally remember it with this vividness that you don't remember other things.
00:35:29.000This is where a post-traumatic stress disorder, shock disorder, post-traumatic stress disorder comes from, is that people who get in really intense situations in war They get these fucking memories burnt into their brains like tattoos.
00:35:46.000Like when your memory wanders and you think back to a moment, it's kind of dulled and the colors are dim and you don't remember it.
00:35:52.000Their memories go back to it 100%, so it's like they're there.
00:35:56.000Their hearts start racing and it fucks up your life because this thing has been burnt into your mind.
00:36:02.000In these situations, you're experiencing life at this super high voltage and you're experiencing with a group of people and you form bonds with these people that you don't have with normal people in life.
00:36:15.000Maybe it's like the kind of bonds you form when you're with your wife and she's giving birth or something, when you're sharing those moments with people.
00:36:24.000I think these effects are studied by the people whose job it is to make the troops efficient.
00:36:31.000And they use these really intense conditioning techniques and stuff that a lot of these people aren't prepared for.
00:36:37.000They don't know what they're getting into.
00:36:39.000They don't know that they're getting into more than just defending their country.
00:36:42.000They're getting into a well-studied system of brainwashing and conditioning that transforms them from normal American citizens into people who are willing to die For whatever their commander says.
00:36:57.000You can't question what your commander says.
00:36:59.000You can't question whoever the superior officer is about doing this or that.
00:37:15.000The place down there where all the people are with the guns that want to kill me, I'm probably not going to go there today.
00:37:20.000It's amazing how easy it is to sell the idea that you're supposed to go kill someone because some people that are in office, even though you know that everyone in office is essentially corrupted, but because those people are in office, they tell you you're allowed to kill these people.
00:37:34.000Not only are you allowed to kill people, but when you come back, they'll be happy to see you.
00:37:42.000Whereas in any other time, if you find out that a guy killed somebody, like, look, this fucking guy, man, he's a good dude, but he went to jail for manslaughter, he beat some guy to death in front of a nightclub, and he's kind of fucked up, went to jail for 10 years.
00:37:54.000You're like, I don't want to be around that guy.
00:38:42.000You're out there fucking making kids grow up without their dad.
00:38:46.000You're out there fucking making it so that for the rest of their lives, there's going to be sentimental moments where a guy looks at a grainy picture of the person whose face you just turned to jelly and bone fragments.
00:38:57.000For the rest of their life, they're going to be looking at this picture being like, man, I wonder what my It's crazy, man.
00:39:23.000It's amazing when you break it down like that.
00:39:25.000When you look at it for what the actual physical act of it is instead of looking at it as a patriotic American who supports everything that we do overseas and, you know, put a fucking flag on your window that says, God bless our troops.
00:39:38.000You know, instead of just looking at it analytically, not even like casting a blame.
00:40:14.000Well, what you're doing there, see, is you're walking through the laser in the museum that makes the fucking door shut in front of the diamond, you know?
00:40:21.000It's like people have these tripwires in their brains where the moment you start talking about just the stuff we've been talking about now, you're hitting some conditioning that's been intentionally put there because if it's not there, then the country can't function as an empire.
00:40:43.000The population has got to have deep and intense admiration for the military force.
00:40:49.000Because if they don't, then the military force isn't going to function because the military force is made up of the population.
00:40:54.000But it becomes, at a certain point in time, you have to wonder, when does the military force realize these guys that are paying you absolute shit money, the guys that we have to do foundations for, we have to do benefits for, you know, for traumatic brain injuries, People have to help and contribute.
00:41:11.000To me, when I found out that they need money for traumatic brain injuries for hospitals to deal with these guys when they come back overseas with these horrible injuries, the first thing I thought is, man, how is that possible they let that become an issue?
00:41:26.000How much would that cost in comparison to how much fucking money they're making over there?
00:42:07.000That's like driving across the country with just enough money for gas and no money for food.
00:42:10.000Oh, it's the most fucked up thing ever, man.
00:42:13.000That is the real sickening thing about it.
00:42:17.000Whenever you run into people who are soldiers, there was a coolest fucking guy at the Hermosa show we did, man, who said he listened to your podcast.
00:42:31.000And every time I run into those people, they're cool in an authentic way where you know you could be good friends with these people, you could trust these people.
00:42:38.000You have to have a tremendous character to get through the Special Forces, the Green Berets.
00:42:43.000Say what you will about someone being a soldier who's a puppet of a giant corporation or whatever.
00:42:50.000To be a special forces soldier, you need to be a bad motherfucker, period.
00:43:22.000For these fucking politicians, who are the real puppets of the corporations, to fucking send these heroes off to get their faces blown off in a...
00:43:31.000Some country that they don't need to be, man, that is beyond evil.
00:43:34.000That's some reptilian, vampiric, weird shit, man.
00:44:16.000But if you had to go there today and you just were alone with the cow and all this machinery and then there was a fucking manual that told you exactly how you'd pull the cow into this and lead him into this spot and then send the piston through his fucking brain and then hook him up and then gut him, you would be so freaked out at the whole process.
00:44:43.000Yeah, it's a normal part of their life.
00:44:45.000It's a normal part of their life, man.
00:44:47.000It's like, when you hear about the friends of Bush that got all those deals in Afghanistan, all the contractors and shit, and how much they charge for work out there, they charge, like, Insane money.
00:45:31.000Yeah, that's funny, because if it was like, let's say there was just a group of like, robed...
00:45:36.000demonic magicians that lived in some giant black tower and they're like we need five thousand of your strongest and bravest men we're going to sacrifice them at the top of the tower and from their blood we will reap great energy you'd be like fuck you that's the evilest thing ever but if they're like We gotta send our troops over there to defend and fight for our country.
00:45:57.000Suddenly you're like, oh yeah, it totally makes sense.
00:47:22.000Which is why, when you see John McCain...
00:47:26.000Pretty much directly telling Rand Paul that yes, with this bill, if someone is a threat to the security of the United States, you know John Mc...
00:47:38.000This is from the person who fucking chose Sarah Palin as his vice president.
00:47:59.000What's John McCain's definition of the security of this country?
00:48:02.000Because I think it's wildly different from my idea and your idea and from most people's idea of the security of the country.
00:48:08.000I think for John McCain, the security of the country means that The corporations are able to function without getting disturbed by people who have the gall or audacity to say that the way that wealth is distributed right now is unfair and is fucking up, is basically eating away and eroding the foundations of what this country is supposed to be about.
00:48:31.000I think fucking McCain would very much like to take those people and put them in some indefinite detainment.
00:48:44.000Maybe when this bill passes, it'll be 15 years before it happens.
00:48:48.000But eventually, people just start disappearing.
00:48:51.000People vanish in the middle of the night.
00:48:54.000Did you hear about this fucking ridiculous thing that Newt Gingrich said?
00:48:58.000Gary Johnson outed Newt Gingrich about being a pot smoker and the fact that he was pushing for something that would make marijuana distribution after a certain amount, with a certain volume, you'd be able to be put to death, essentially.
00:49:20.000You'd be eligible for the death penalty.
00:53:05.000Every person chipped in a certain amount.
00:53:07.000But because these people defy, because these people protest, they're going to run over them with tanks and crush them on television in front of everybody.
00:55:57.000I think that maybe they know what they're doing in a really intense way because they've had infinite amounts of money to study human psychology and to understand how to control populations and they got it down to a science.
00:56:10.000Man, there's a great fucking documentary on the BBC called The Century of the Self.
00:56:31.000Cigarette companies approached Bernays and they're like, listen, women don't want to smoke right now because they think it's too masculine.
00:56:37.000What do you think we can do to make it so that women want to smoke?
00:56:41.000And so Bernays said, well, you need to make women feel like it's a form of activism or they're like pushing against male dominated culture.
00:56:49.000It's like, make it part of the women's rights movement.
00:56:53.000What they did is they got a bunch of these girls to march during the Macy's Day parade.
00:56:58.000And at one point, they told all the press that they were going to do this.
00:57:01.000At one point, the women lifted up their dresses and like pulled cigarettes out of their garters or whatever and started smoking in front of all these reporters who were snapping pictures.
00:57:10.000And so the reporters put that in all these newspapers.
00:57:39.000So they started studying, you know, they started studying.
00:57:41.000It's just like, imagine like somebody who heard sheep, or imagine somebody who is in charge of any kind of animal, a beekeeper, for example, or anyone who's in charge of controlling animals.
00:57:53.000They know how to like, they know how to do, like turkey hunters are the same way.
00:57:57.000They know how to do turkey calls in just a perfect way to make a turkey appear and to blast it.
00:58:02.000So I think that people put a lot of money into studying human perception, the way people work, and I think maybe what we think, the amount of control that we think we wield, it's an illusion.
00:58:17.000When I see those fucking Black Friday videos, You know, when you see the Black Friday videos of thousands of people stampeding through a Walmart, banging down the door of a fucking Walmart like zombies, have you ever seen that video?
00:58:30.000When you see that, To me, it's like, man, maybe you and me and a few other people have these ideas, but in general, as a herd, it seems like they've gotten people so doped up and dumbed down that I don't know that they're making too many mistakes.
00:58:47.000I think they make mistakes here and there.
00:59:50.000He was on the podcast yesterday, and one of the things he was talking about was the importance of creating a community, like a good community of people.
00:59:57.000You feed off their energy, and those people that you're around, you feed off their energy.
01:00:09.000that's one of the reasons that people um advise uh spending time in ashrams or spending time around people who are meditating because you um from being around people who are working and also it's the same with martial arts you want if you're around people who are fighters and you see the different forms and styles that they're using that's gonna you're gonna evolve just from being around them and seeing what they're doing their techniques yeah so yeah it you know it's like you when Well, you learn techniques of thinking too.
01:00:36.000That's one of the things that people always comment on this podcast.
01:00:39.000I get emails and tweets and Facebook messages where people are always talking about how they don't know anybody that thinks the way they think.
01:00:48.000They don't have anybody that has the interest or who looks at things in just the raw, honest, black and white view that you see.
01:00:55.000And here's my perceptions, and it's not flavored by what's politically correct, and it's not flavored by what's thought to be acceptable behavior.
01:01:04.000It's what I really think, and I want to know if you think the same thing.
01:01:07.000And when you do that, it resonates with people.
01:01:15.000So in that same way, this podcast has, because of the incredible connection it's given me with shitloads of fucking people, my evolution sped up because I'm constantly getting amazing videos, book recommendations, basic things from people.
01:01:33.000Links, Twitter links and crazy stories.
01:01:35.000So it's certainly altered me for the positive.
01:01:42.000As I've been a part of it, as doing the podcast, being a part of it, it's completely enhanced my perception of things, and people have cleared up things that I didn't understand before.
01:01:53.000People have sent me alternative points of view that also should be considered.
01:01:57.000There's so many interesting bits of information that keep coming at you from all these different forms.
01:02:05.000What I was getting at is that what these people have put together, what the people involved in the military-industrial complex have put together, is a very high-level evil version of that.
01:02:16.000They have a high-level evil version of thinking, where everyone is thinking along the same way, and you have to make sacrifices, and you've got to crack some eggs to make an omelet, and all of this.
01:02:27.000Thinking is put into like a mindset, and that mindset is enforced into the troops, beaten into their head, supported through their ranks, applied to corporations.
01:02:38.000And many of them, and it's really like, when you consider that many of the people at the top of the Power structures are fundamentalist Christians.
01:02:50.000Imagine that they weren't fundamentalist Christians.
01:02:52.000Imagine they were just, you know, cultists and they believed in a dark god.
01:02:56.000They worshipped a dark god and this dark god was a child sacrificer and had sacrificed its own son at one point, spilled the blood of its own son.
01:03:06.000Out of some sense of obligation or power and that they were praying and worshiping daily to a dark god who was planning revenge on the majority of the human race and was right now at this very moment planning and getting ready to destroy the planet with plagues and Different horsemen and trumpets and weird crazy fucking angels that are going to fly down and kill and poison the waters of the earth and they're worshiping this God daily.
01:03:33.000They go to church and worship a God that wants to destroy the planet every fucking day.
01:03:39.000They pray to this God, Oh Lord, give me the courage to lead today so that I may be prepared for when you return and destroy the planet.
01:03:53.000They pray to a God that wants to wipe us out, throw us in hell, kill the fucking homosexuals, destroy the majority of the planets.
01:04:00.000All that's left is a few John McCain-style honkies with their feet in a river of blood, waving up at Gabriel or worshiping God, like walking down streets of gold, waving American flags.
01:04:12.000That's the freaks who are, a lot of them are running this fucking country, man.
01:04:19.000I don't want anyone having access to a nuclear arsenal that worships a god that's planning on, at some random time, blasting the planet I'm living on and wiping out the majority of the people because he's pissed about what they did to his fucking hippie kid 22,000 years ago.
01:04:58.000Can he just come down and give us better directions?
01:05:01.000He just gives you this game, and you just fuck this game up, and you're supposed to read some old manual on how to play the game, and it's interpreted through three different languages, and it was just a spoken word thing for a thousand years before that.
01:05:14.000So who knows how much of it is fucking valid.
01:05:16.000And this is how you're playing the game, and you're fucking up along the way, and everybody's telling you, keep fucking up, and he's going to come, and he's going to take you away.
01:05:21.000he's gonna take you away and he's gonna put you in a dark dark place forever but there's these thoughts and they have these ideas and these urges and they seem to be natural you better suppress those oh yeah but I wanna fuck I wanna fuck all the time you're gonna go to hell don't do it you're gonna go to hell this guy's an asshole I wanna kill him you can't do it You can't kill him!
01:05:40.000And that's the most amazing thing, that these same people, all of a sudden, you're allowed to kill them if some sanctioned group says.
01:05:46.000And you can even say you're doing it for God.
01:07:16.000Listen, I did it in, like, four hours, so it ain't, you're not looking at professional fucking, this ain't gonna be no, this ain't gonna be no Pixar.
01:07:24.000Don't, you know, have to qualify at first.
01:08:06.000girl keen and ivory wayans is alone with this chick and she starts taking off all these parts i completely forgot about that even though i'm a big fan of keen and ivory wayans and i know i saw that movie i completely forgot about it and i know that duncan did not know about it because when first of all i know duncan he would never do something like that you're one of the most you have some of the the most clear artistic integrity out of almost anybody that i've ever met thanks man it's you're You're 100% legit in what you do to the point where you wouldn't even do the Pauly Shore reality show.
01:09:30.000And what it could have been was like a real realistic viewpoint of all these dudes who were doing stand-up who were out there scratching and clawing.
01:09:39.000And that real, intense, creative environment that was that comedy store, man.
01:10:00.000But that fucking poly thing, man, it was like...
01:10:04.000There was a lot of reasons that I walked away from that.
01:10:07.000And one of the biggest ones, aside from the fact that I desperately didn't want to be in it, was that I had gotten trapped at that job as a talent coordinator.
01:10:16.000I'd been doing that job for a long time, and I needed a way out.
01:10:19.000And it was just a perfect exit mechanism for me.
01:10:38.000The scenes are very similar, but Duncan sort of has a completely different point to it, but...
01:10:45.000Look, the idea of someone having something fake...
01:10:47.000I mean, how many movies have there been when a guy grabs a girl's hair and it's a wig and she's bald with like four or five scraggly hairs?
01:10:53.000There's been like a bunch of those scenes in movies.
01:11:36.000Was from watching Natasha take her earrings off and I was watching her take her earrings off and then I started thinking about like how like when you're dating someone you're like trying like when you're in a relationship with someone used or you start dating somebody and you know Part of it is you begin to disassemble their personality.
01:11:56.000The more you get to know someone, when you've been with someone for a very long time, you're in a relationship or you're married, you get to know the deepest part of them.
01:12:06.000You end up getting to know very, very deep parts of them that are hidden by their personalities and things that they don't...
01:12:12.000ever display in public or maybe they don't even know about you get to know the deepest levels man when you're when you've been having sex with someone for a long time and you know like the deepest level of a person and you've been living with someone so anyway I was thinking like man it's so weird how that's what it's all about is basically just like plucking away the different pieces of someone until all they are is this primal spark that you're fucking so that was the idea that's where it came from and That's what you think of when you look at Natasha taking off her earrings?
01:13:12.000Because I saw the movie, but I barely remember it.
01:13:15.000I think that it's the exact same device, which is disassembling a woman, but the ending's totally different, and the point of the thing's totally different.
01:13:28.000But to me, what was really surprising and intense about it was that some people, like...
01:13:34.000Really use that against me and like kind of like a really angry fucking way like on Twitter like YouTube like how have you been like I didn't even know this happened I got some like shitty messages from people but it's like if I'm gonna steal right if I'm gonna steal I'm gonna steal something I'm gonna steal a sketch I'm gonna steal fucking something you know what I'm not gonna steal it from I'm not gonna steal it from a fucking Wayans movie Why it's so obscure, it's probably easier to hide.
01:14:01.000I'm Gonna Get You Sucka is one of the most popular...
01:16:42.000And the writers are really funny, man.
01:16:44.000They had some funny shit on Kim Kardashian and Dude, I watched this one show, this Access morning show, where this guy, they were goofing on it.
01:18:58.000Probably he's never heard really good music.
01:19:00.000And he's like one of those salamanders that never really goes through the transformation because the water never reaches a certain alkaline level.
01:19:15.000There's certain animals that if the conditions are incorrect or if there's pollution in the environment, all kinds of different factors have to be taken into account.
01:19:23.000Otherwise, they won't make the connection.
01:19:24.000He's like a puppy that's eyes didn't open or ears didn't open.
01:19:27.000You know, its eyes stayed fucking shut.
01:19:30.000It's a silly hippie argument that everybody needs psychedelics.
01:19:35.000I'm not saying everybody needs them, but goddamn a lot of people could use them.
01:19:40.000If they would just study them and they would just distribute them through experts.
01:19:46.000Imagine what this world would be like if we had centers where you could go as a young man to have a psychedelic experience to get a broader view of the universe.
01:19:56.000and they do blood work on you and make sure you're healthy.
01:19:59.000And then they sit you down and you watch documentaries and you take a class.
01:20:04.000And when you graduate from the class, and the class is all about pharmacology and the way that different things interact with your body.
01:20:10.000And when you're done with this class, you feel educated and you feel like you can make your own decision whether or not you want to try this.
01:20:16.000And if you do want to try it, then they have a ceremony.
01:20:19.000And every kid goes in there, and you all, with proper meditation techniques, proper education as to what the history of the use of these substances is, and the history and the anecdotal evidence that it may have been responsible for the actual birth of religion, that this might be what religion is all about, it might be psychedelic experience.
01:20:36.000If we could have that, we could have communities where we did that.
01:20:38.000Well, you'd have a big, giant football field full of people that are doing mushrooms and are putting out positive energy and are there and are balanced, healthy people that want to unite together as a species and want to embrace each other and help each other and no one ever get greedy, but let's all work together and do this together.
01:20:58.000And you could have a football field filled with people doing this, a stadium filled with people doing this.
01:21:45.000It's not just, you know, everybody fuck everybody and feel good about it.
01:21:49.000Yeah, we've talked about this before when Duncan was on, and like, you know, that might be good for like five out of ten people, and the other five, they're so terrified they're not going to ever leave the house again.
01:21:58.000That's not necessarily the case, because if it was done correctly through some sort of a shamanic center where they actually evaluated people and taught them and educated them, you'd probably be able to weed out the people who were fucked up.
01:22:10.000And you'd probably be like, dude, reality itself is a little fucking slippery for you.
01:22:44.000The main rule is this is your incarnation and you get to do what you want with it.
01:22:49.000The idea is to, as much as you can, expand your levels of happiness and your awareness so that you can feel connected and good in this existence.
01:23:02.000Some of the tools take a long fucking time to do.
01:23:05.000And I think when McKenna was talking about mushrooms being the most obvious tool to transform, to create a huge, wide-scale transformation on the planet, he recognized that there's not a lot of time.
01:23:27.000If you really wanted to transform these weird people who worship invisible homophobic child-sacrificing gods, if you wanted to transform people who feel comfortable dropping bombs on other people, then the quickest way to do it would be to give them a substance that allowed them to connect To each other into the earth and to develop an instantaneous form of empathy unlike anything else.
01:23:50.000And then when they came back too, it'd be much more difficult to think about, to perceive their weird invisible God in the same way.
01:23:57.000Yeah, it's almost like we're moving in a direction, in a terrible direction because we don't have the proper ingredients.
01:24:03.000So because we don't have the proper ingredients, we can't feel what we're doing.
01:24:07.000It's almost like we have a numb arm probing into the darkness.
01:24:11.000That numb arm is scratching the fuck out of reality.
01:24:14.000And we don't know because we just can't feel it.
01:24:16.000But if we could just feel it, if we could add this other ingredient into the mixture that is life, well then, okay, now all your pieces are in order and now you can see and feel what you're doing.
01:24:28.000Because the big problem with human beings when it comes to...
01:24:32.000When it comes to destroying the atmosphere, when it comes to the idea of these nuclear disasters, we're not feeling it.
01:25:09.000It's blind, and everyone's stumbling around blind, and their focus is on material gain, and their focus is on shit that can...
01:25:18.000If it does make you happy, it's a form of very transient, temporary happiness.
01:25:22.000For a lot of people, it's usually followed by depression and stress.
01:25:25.000People who buy shit they can't afford, get into debt to the banks and become slaves.
01:25:31.000People have lost the initial or original connection with the spirit of the earth.
01:25:37.000If you think about ayahuasca and the people drinking it in the jungle, And communing with the mind of nature.
01:25:45.000And then getting direction from the tribe from the mind of nature.
01:25:49.000And for people to think this is hippie bullshit, when scientists first came to the Amazon and discovered ayahuasca, they tried to call it telepathine.
01:25:56.000That's what they were going to name it as.
01:26:00.000Because of the fact that they were able to have...
01:26:03.000these telepathic experiences with each other, and they all communicated about having shared visions and shared hallucinations.
01:26:10.000So they were going to call it telepathine, but the chemical in it was already named Harmin, or whatever the substance was.
01:26:18.000So they had to stick with the name Harmin.
01:26:20.000Well, see, this substance, I think, for these people, has been a form of spiritual compass.
01:27:49.000The value of positivity is so important when you're on a substance.
01:27:52.000That is where all bad trips come from.
01:27:55.000All bad trips come from some negativity, whether it's paranoia, whether it's a fear, whether it's a bad memory that you have that you're trying to avoid, shitty behavior that haunts you that you can't correct.
01:28:06.000Whatever the fuck it is that triggers the bad trip, it's always a negative thing.
01:28:10.000Well, what it is, what's happening is when you're taking a psychedelic, you're being given a glimpse at yourself from a distance that maybe you haven't obtained.
01:28:20.000And meditation will give you that distance.
01:28:22.000It gives you a form of intense mindfulness.
01:28:24.000And so all of a sudden, you're able to see the...
01:28:28.000I think the root of whatever pattern your life has become.
01:28:41.000It's like, no, pot is not making you paranoid Pot is showing you the paranoia that exists deep within you that's causing you to act fucking weird and causing your relationships to be a little more dulled than they need to be and causing your actions to be a little muted because you're afraid of the reaction that people are going to have to you because you're still stuck in survival.
01:29:04.000You want to survive so bad that you're scared and you've covered that up with all the different whatever clothes you've decided you're going to wear in this incarnation and Your tattoos or whatever you've learned.
01:29:14.000But deep within that, behind all that for a lot of people, is something that you could easily term negative energy, but I think it's fear.
01:29:26.000And so the way to trip and these sinners that you're talking about, and if really these sinners were there, then when someone started experiencing a difficult trip, then...
01:29:38.000These people would, instead of getting them away from that, they'd, in the best way possible, try to turn the person to it.
01:29:45.000Because the joy of a psychedelic is when you have the balls to go into the darkness and all of a sudden you realize that darkness was a complete illusion.
01:29:54.000All the darkness and negativity and spooky shit and guilt and fear and crap you thought was inside you and all the bad things you thought you've done and all the things that you feel terrible about secretly you realize, that's nothing!
01:31:12.000Well, yeah, that's how, I mean, that's the thing.
01:31:14.000We've all fallen into a mindset, and a lot of the fundamentalist Christians, they've fallen into these rituals and patterns, but they don't have a real connection anymore.
01:31:23.000so they're faking it or they're actually just like taking cues from like really charismatic lunatics wouldn't it be awesome if the military really was our bravest and boldest who wanted to protect us and who were led by the the most moral and intelligent people on the planet yeah and that these really truly were heroes and in case some shit goes down they're never puppets they're They're only heroes.
01:31:48.000There's no doubt whatsoever that they're only doing the right thing.
01:33:47.000Well, the issue is a lot of them are really misinformed, and they really do believe that there's this constant aerial bombardment.
01:33:53.000But one of the reasons why they believe it is because they have done some chemical spraying on people, and they've done it against people's will.
01:34:45.000Anyway, the point is that it's literally written into insurance laws.
01:34:51.000There's things about chemicals spraying that you insure against them.
01:34:57.000I believe I'm speaking out of hand right here because I don't know the exact details of it.
01:35:03.000It seems a little blurry in my mind right now while I'm trying to pull it up.
01:35:06.000But I remember whatever it was, this little piece of legislation, whether it was something about insurance or not, whatever it was, it was written down.
01:35:13.000It was essentially saying that there will be weather-controlled experiments, that they will do something to alter the weather.
01:35:22.000And we know that in Abu Dhabi, they made it rain 50 times last year.
01:35:27.000So they essentially made it rain once a week with a plane flying over.
01:35:32.000I think it's aluminum oxide and barium or something.
01:35:34.000I forget what it is that they spray into the air.
01:35:37.000But they spray it, and somehow or another, it makes these clouds form, and it makes it makes rainfall in the desert in Abu Dhabi It's amazing.
01:36:23.000Dude, on the Century of the Self thing, they were interviewing the fucking main psychologist for the CIA during the 60s and the 70s, and he was just talking about all the shit they did with LSD experiments where they wipe people's pasts away.
01:36:37.000They would blast you on acid and give you electroshock therapy.
01:36:40.000To try to fucking erase your personality?
01:36:43.000Like, they've done all kinds of crazy shit.
01:36:44.000And they probably are continuing to do crazy shit.
01:36:47.000And there's a really good chance that when you're driving through any public space, you're being bombarded with subliminal messages.
01:36:53.000And all the billboards that you're seeing that are turning you into a fucking rabid consumer that only wants to eat and drink and doesn't ever want to think about anything more than getting a raise and getting drunk at night.
01:37:06.000It may be that this is all intentional.
01:37:09.000If you worry about that too much, then you're not going to do your dishes, and you're going to have roaches in your fucking apartment, and then you're going to start feeling depressed, and then you get really caught deep in the trap.
01:37:19.000The first thing you have to do is, like, come to your senses.
01:37:23.000That's the first thing, and the easiest way to come to your senses is to, like, stop taking the fucking, stop putting the pills in your mouth.
01:37:31.000You know in, like, movies about mental asylums?
01:37:35.000start putting the pills under his bed and have that little line of pills under his bed and all of a sudden he's come to his senses again and he can plan his escape but until you fucking stop taking the pills you can't plan your escape so it's like okay yeah maybe there's some fucked up shit happening in the world but you got to stop smoking maybe there's some fucked up shit happening in the world but you should run a few times a week
01:37:56.000Maybe there's fucked up shit happening in the world, but you need to take a shower, brush your teeth, floss, get clean and healthy, and then when you have more of a clear head, then you can start making real moves and really analyzing what may be happening.
01:38:09.000But until then, you're all foggy and fucked up.
01:38:11.000When you see Michael Moore, don't you want to go, dude, forget about the government.
01:38:18.000You've got to deal with the fucking tyranny in yourself.
01:38:21.000You've got to deal with the fucking demonic senators and congressmen inside of you that keep telling you to eat a fucking cheeseburger and a bag of Doritos before you go to bed.
01:41:41.000I'm just thinking, remember in the movie Kung Fu, when the flaming pot's in front of him, and one side has a dragon, and the other side has a tiger, and he picks up the pot with his forearms.
01:43:10.000In Taekwondo, we used to have things called one steps.
01:43:13.000And what it is is you would throw a kick and the other guy would counter.
01:43:17.000And what it was is to imprint into your mind what to do once you start sparring.
01:43:22.000And then eventually you start sparring.
01:43:23.000But when you start sparring, that's when techniques really get weeded out, and that's when you understand what is the most effective use of energy and force, what techniques work the best, what techniques are really truly applicable, and what techniques are really kind of frivolous and a waste of time.
01:43:43.000Kung Fu didn't, like, go and enter into an Ultimate Fighting Championship where it was public and everybody figured it out and it was spread out through the internet.
01:43:50.000So there's debate amongst all the minds of different martial artists, whether they're kickboxers or wrestlers.
01:43:55.000There is a genuine consensus when it comes to mixed martial arts.
01:43:59.000And that genuine consensus is, here's the school...
01:44:02.000Here's the group of effective techniques...
01:45:45.000And you don't have to have – there's no correct combination of what to use.
01:45:49.000Some guys only use a few of the components, but they have a very unusual physicality or they're very good at one of these aspects to the point where, especially like a stand-up fighter, like a guy like Anderson Silva, that's his number one specialty, stand-up.
01:46:00.000And he's so good at it, every fight starts standing up, so he has an advantage.
01:46:03.000At the beginning of every fight, he has an advantage.
01:46:06.000And if you can get to that spot, you don't have to be the best wrestler.
01:52:03.000So the kid was just like, what was that, hypnosis?
01:52:06.000Yeah, it's a lot of it as a power of suggestion.
01:52:08.000A lot of people, dude, and this is a very uncomfortable subject, I think a lot of people have very weak brains, just like some dudes have little dicks.
01:52:16.000You know, you ever seen a guy in a movie and he has a little dick and you laugh?
01:52:46.000But, you know, when you watch an R-Rated Hypnotist show, rest in peace, Mr. Frank Santos, who is the guy that I'm discussing, a longtime friend, very hilarious R-Rated Hypnotist, but he would go on stage and he'd bring people and they would sit down and with the smallest amount of work, I mean, close your eyes, concentrate on what I'm going to say.
01:53:05.000I'm going to concentrate on my breath.
01:54:23.000I think that's part of what that kind of hypnotism is.
01:54:30.000I mean, there's different kinds of hypnotism.
01:54:32.000There's hypnotism where you can sit down and someone can put you in a very relaxed state where you are cleared of all your distractions and cleared of all your connections to the world and they talk you through this.
01:54:46.000They talk you into a mindset where you're open to suggestion and where you're open to objectivity.
01:55:15.000that doesn't work on everybody, but it does work on dummies and that dummy hypnosis.
01:55:20.000If you're a guy like Frank Santos, you can get people to think they're having sex with Madonna in a stage, on a stage in front of 300 strangers.
01:55:45.000So if Frank Santos can make a man in Boston blast in his pants...
01:55:54.000Think what the fucking CIA can do to you if they've been studying this shit for like 15 or 20 years.
01:56:01.000You know the sacrifices they've made, too, in the name of progress when it comes to LSD. They dosed a whole fucking village in France, including women and children.
01:56:13.000The Freedom of Information Act, it was revealed like, I don't know, shit, I want to say 2009, but I don't remember when the exact date it was revealed.
01:56:21.000But the CIA did a fucking LSD experiment in a small French town and dosed the entire town.
01:57:30.000That's why you have to begin to ask yourself, which components of my belief system are things that I've arrived to naturally from my observation of nature, and which parts of them are placed into me by a system designed to turn people into consumers?
01:57:48.000And I think that more often or not, A greater percentage of your personality than you would like is not you at all.
01:57:56.000It's a tapestry that's been cleverly woven by a system designed to make people feel totally normal, spending the majority of their lives driving in a commute and working in a shit job and being tired all the time.
01:58:11.000First of all, let me just say that apparently this theory of the French town is also questioned.
01:58:35.000The CIA ran a brothel in San Francisco and New York, and they dosed the Johns because they couldn't find any willing participants in their LSD studies because, unfortunately, they gave people Pepsi bottles full of shit and blew their fucking brains out.
01:58:49.000They weren't sure of the dosage when they first started fucking around with LSD. They wanted to know what would happen.
01:59:18.000But imagine getting it in a town and you don't know you're having it.
01:59:21.000For a lot of people that don't know, that's the number one theory of the Salem Witch Trials.
01:59:25.000The Salem Witch Trials has to do with the first thing they were saying about, as previously thought, it was an ergot, fungus contamination of the village baker's bread.
01:59:33.000Apparently what happens is, when you have a crop of wheat or whatever the fuck it is, any kind of grain, and it freezes, if they have a frost, and then it...
01:59:49.000Like it fucks up the plant, and the plant gets contaminated sometimes by certain funguses.
01:59:53.000And ergot, when it contaminated, they've done core samples of this point in time, you know, whenever the 1600s, whatever the Salem wish trials were.
02:00:04.000And they found these late frosts that they think could have attributed to ergot infection.
02:00:09.000And then they found evidence of ergot.
02:00:11.000So they're pretty sure that when all these people went mad and crazy and they started burning women, they were whacked out on their bread.
02:00:20.000And they thought that someone was poisoning them.
02:00:22.000They really did think it was witchcraft.
02:00:24.000Which makes much more sense Then, you know, like, it was just a religious thing.
02:00:31.000I mean, we've seen horrible things done in the name of religion, but when there's a whole group of them and it's all in one area and all those other pieces are in place, there's a fucking psychedelic compound that makes you lose your marbles and it's in your bread?
02:02:38.000So, you know, for one season or whatever season that this happens where they get this grain and this grain is infected with the ergot, that's the season where everyone's jacked and fucked up.
02:02:47.000But McKinnis' theory was, I think, more that it wasn't that these people were freaking out.
02:03:09.000But I've read McKenna talking about how...
02:03:15.000Getting rid of the witches was part of the transformation into male-dominated culture.
02:03:23.000The burning of the witches was a representation of the shift from, what is he, he has a great name for it, dominator culture or something, what does he call it?
02:03:35.000Yeah, maternal, matriarchal, mushroom society to a patriarchy where the way that you taught people is through like the god of that society teaches people by beating the shit out of them and punishing them forever.
02:03:49.000It's not the way that a mother is supposed to be.
02:03:52.000And so the witch trials were the shift from one form of nature-based religion into a new form of religion where people started worshipping the invisible, like, freak, homophobic.
02:04:05.000That could be possible, but the other finding, I think, was after...
02:04:10.000I think it was even after McKenna was dead.
02:04:13.000McKenna, I believe, died in 2001. I think they discovered this a little later.
02:04:34.000You know, they wouldn't like get together with pitchforks and fucking torches.
02:04:37.000Maybe it could be they were already pissed off at chicks.
02:04:40.000And then when they got on the acid or the ergot, rather, they'd be like, well, this is a fucking, this is a perfect time to kill all these bitches.
02:04:49.000Well, you know, it's a weird thing, man, when, you know, the whole idea of happiness and pleasure is a lot of it revolves around people wanting to be around you.
02:04:58.000And a lot of it revolves around the opposite sex wanting to be around you.
02:05:02.000And for most of us, you know, look, the reality is most of us are not that attractive.
02:05:07.000You know, there's not that many people that are, like, really attracted to you.
02:05:11.000And for a lot of people, their life is a constant series of rejections, and especially for women.
02:05:16.000Guys, they're dumpy, they have no self-esteem, they get a couple drinks in them, and they're Hey, you think maybe I could fucking get some of that ass?
02:05:25.000They like say something awful knowing, you know, like really it's just like a lack of confidence.
02:05:31.000Like people would say that they're a dickhead, but really a lot of it is like a preemptive attack because you think eventually this person's going to destroy your soul because that's your experience with relationships.
02:05:40.000That's your experience with interacting with women.
02:05:42.000Every time you've attempted to interact with women, they've let you know that you're repulsive.
02:06:06.000Some Pavlovian response to women where you're pissed and you're fucking all of a sudden you're like using tricks from the game to try to say shitty things to girls to like discombobulate them and somehow like trick them into fucking you instead of just getting them to have sex with you because they like you because you're a good person.
02:06:25.000Well, I don't think people can realize that.
02:06:27.000And part of the reason why people can't realize that is because people are selfish.
02:06:30.000You know, I have a friend, and he will remain nameless, but we had a conversation where he was getting dumped, and he was super upset about it, and he didn't know how to deal with it, and he was asking me for advice.
02:07:10.000I have some negative stories that are really funny, but in my mind, when I'm thinking about that person, I only think about them when I love them.
02:07:17.000I only think about them, no matter what went wrong, no matter what horrible thing was said that made the whole thing fall apart, I refuse to define them by that, and I instead define them by their potential, by what they meant to me when they were at their best.
02:07:35.000But it's really fucking hard to teach people that, man.
02:07:38.000It's really hard to over and over again realize when you fall face first into the fucking dirt that you're thinking is incorrect and that it's not empowering and you're not helping yourself or anyone else and in fact you're devaluing yourself into this person's eyes because you become desperate and you have no personal sovereignty.
02:08:02.000It was an episode of Fear Factor we had this week where there was this poor guy and his wife didn't want to have nothing to do with him anymore.
02:08:07.000They divorced and she was fucking, you know, just living her life and they were still connected because they had a kid together and she would just mock him openly and publicly and she had no desire to fuck him again.
02:08:18.000She was just ready to make fun of him and it hurts.
02:09:22.000And your definition of love is you only love this human being if this human being provides you with the sex drug, provides you with the sex chemical.
02:09:31.000You can't just accept the fact that she wants the sex drug from someone different.
02:09:35.000Her genes are compelled to fuck someone different than you.
02:09:40.000And whether it's because you have personality shortcomings or physical shortcomings, it's not her responsibility.
02:09:46.000Her responsibility is to go towards what she enjoys and what she's attracted to.
02:09:50.000But we are so selfish that no one ever thinks that way.
02:09:54.000But also, man, aside from letting someone have a happy life and not trying to manipulate or control them into being stuck with you, the other thing is it's so much better for you to be with someone who really likes you.
02:10:17.000Everyone needs to be extremely attracted to each other.
02:10:21.000Everyone needs to be extremely, whether it's just attracted to each other's minds, which is personality, whether it's physical, whatever it is, there has to be a real...
02:10:30.000Because if there's not, if you don't have that, one of two things is happening.
02:10:34.000Either you're not putting that out enough, you're not a dynamic enough human, Both with your consciousness or with your objectivity or with your love or with your affection or with your generosity.
02:12:27.000You made a song that his songs, they play them without the words in elevators, and people sing along to the Muzak.
02:12:35.000His fucking songs are so good that when you're in an elevator and a Muzak version of Let's Get It On comes on, you can hear him singing, Oh, let's get it on.
02:13:53.000But once you do that, it's like a scape clause.
02:13:56.000It's like some corporations don't have to pay any taxes at all, and they can just fuck everybody over and make trillions and trillions of dollars.
02:14:31.000God's so beautiful, God is going to put him in heaven.
02:14:34.000But not like a regular person who's born in the jungle of Brazil and is good his whole life and only does good for his tribe and his family and has great respect for the earth.
02:15:26.000Like, the Catholic Church, you know how funny that is to, like, come up with a trick like that?
02:15:30.000When you start realizing, like, wait a minute.
02:15:31.000I can just write down on paper that people are going to an imaginary place forever, and they'll give me thousands and thousands of dollars in gold and diamonds.
02:16:20.000I don't know what you call it, but I do think there's a super consciousness you can tune into that will give you some direction, and the directions usually don't be an asshole.
02:16:28.000Well, that's why I was saying that the morality of the universe would tell you that you're not allowed to spray pepper spray in the face of kneeling children.
02:16:36.000The morality of the universe would say these are peaceful people.
02:16:39.000You have no right to do anything to harm them.
02:16:41.000They have a legitimate gripe and concern.
02:16:43.000Whether they're handling it the correct way is debatable, but the morality of the universe, the true knowledge of what is right and wrong, it's like instinctively, instantly you realize that's an evil task.
02:16:55.000And if that was your little girl, that's your 18-year-old girl, idealistic, first year in college, and this asshole is spraying her in the face with pepper spray, you'd want to beat his brain flat.
02:17:40.000That's a detachment from the things that you do and the impact those things have.
02:17:44.000And you could say, followed by the word of the law, and you could say, well, if those fucking hippies weren't there, they wouldn't have a problem.
02:17:51.000And while all these things are correct, that's not the real issue.
02:17:54.000The real issue is there's a detachment from the things we do and the effect those things have.
02:18:00.000And that detachment is due to a lack of sensitivity, which I think can be attributed to several things.
02:18:06.000And a lot of it has contributed to awareness and our focus on awareness, whether it's through yoga, whether it's through meditation, whether it's through isolation tanks, whether it's through psychedelics, whether it's through long walks where you sit by yourself alone in the park and you do an audit of your day and an audit of your true, honest thoughts and try to be fucking real with yourself, man.
02:18:26.000And don't bullshit yourself so you can sleep better at night and think that you're doing the right thing every time.
02:18:30.000And all you would have to do is apply those ideas to life And everyone would be fine.
02:19:14.000I just think we're at a stage right now where people are starting to realize that the stuff that's written down on paper is not necessarily serving the human beings that it's supposed to represent.
02:19:26.000And we just, because it's written down on paper and because a bunch of people say it's written down on paper, we are supposed to abide by it.
02:19:33.000We're supposed to allow that cop to spray the chemical in the kid's face and not get beaten up and immediately thrown in jail like he should be, like your instincts would be, if any civilian did it.
02:19:56.000People have got to come up with new maps.
02:19:58.000You don't just get the fucking luxury of using an ancient, withered old map.
02:20:01.000map, whatever the fuck the map is, whether the map is your Bible or whether the map is the current version of the Constitution with all the amendments or whether the map, whatever it is, it's time to start making new maps based on the fact that we're now And when you see things like this new bill that's passed that turns America into a battleground and empowers the military to come in and arrest civilians who are being disorderly and arrest anyone who is a threat and detain them, anyone who they deem a threat.
02:20:30.000That is all the evidence that you need to know that it's over.
02:20:34.000That is the monsters clawing at the head of the gravestone as it pulls them underground.
02:20:40.000As the earth sucks them into its core, the monsters are clawing.
02:20:57.000And they're doing it under the guise of patriotism and protection.
02:21:01.000And you're like, protection from what, you fucks?
02:21:05.000But see, that's why what has to happen is people need to start continuing to take like the action they're taking with Occupy Wall Street.
02:21:13.000But we need a fucking super genius or a group of super geniuses or a collective of people to come up with a new map for how this shit should be working.
02:21:31.000I think that there's going to be people on the Occupy side that are far too intelligent to be ignored and that eventually they're going to figure out some vulnerabilities to the system and then they're going to have some power.
02:21:43.000And once they have some power, then people are going to talk and then they're going to have to work something out and change some laws and change some rules.
02:21:49.000Because until there's some sort of a threat from the other side, you know, and it doesn't have to be a violent threat.
02:21:53.000It could simply be some fucking computer geniuses who know how to rework everything, who know how to shut down the fucking internet, who know how to make things invalid and unfunctional.
02:22:02.000It could be people who know how to manipulate money through the internet.
02:22:07.000I mean, it's going to be deemed a terrorist act, whatever it is.
02:22:11.000I mean, that's really what, by the Patriot Act, anything you're doing to attack the government now is like a terrorist act, right?
02:22:19.000I bet me even suggesting that someone may try to do this makes you under suspicion.
02:22:24.000You extrapolating and looking at history and you looking at human behavior and you looking at the situation knowing that it's going to escalate.
02:22:45.000I mean, it's amazing that life is now more fucked up than fiction.
02:22:50.000Or fucking people come out, you know, like the people who are looking under their car because they've got a flat tire, and they're like, hey, what's that fucking box there?
02:22:56.000and they pull the box out from under their car and it's some kind of magnetic bug that some people stuck on their car in the middle of the night.
02:24:12.000I mean, I talked about this on the Lavender Hour about Ron Paul, and we got some people writing in that, like, shit that I didn't investigate fully.
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02:32:45.000And we also do a podcast there this weekend.
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02:32:59.000It's always for free, and it's another good reason to subscribe to Death Squad, because you've got a lot of other good stuff on there, like Sam Tripoli's on there.
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02:34:06.000Again, with all the audit.com things, I tell you this very simply.
02:34:10.000These are all things that I am supporting because I believe in them.
02:34:13.000Although I have a financial stake in it, I can guarantee you with 100% certainty I would never, ever participate in anything that I didn't think was legit.
02:34:23.000I've been using nootropics for a long time now.
02:34:25.000I absolutely 100% have had positive effects from them and there's science to back it.
02:34:29.000You can look online and find all sorts of information on nootropics and I encourage you to do so if you're interested in them.
02:34:35.000If you feel like the products are too expensive, please go buy the ingredients in bulk.