The Joe Rogan Experience - December 20, 2011


Joe Rogan Experience #167 - Aubrey Marcus


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 52 minutes

Words per Minute

200.49359

Word Count

34,662

Sentence Count

2,804

Misogynist Sentences

105

Hate Speech Sentences

78


Summary

Chris and Aubrey talk about weed and nootropics and how they're going to change the world. Joe Rogan Experience is a podcast about the intersection of comedy and technology. Hosted by and . Produced and Edited By Featuring: , , and Thanks to our sponsor, The Fleshlight. If you go to JoeRogan.net and click on the link for the flashlight and enter in the code "ROGAN" you will get 15% off the number 1 sex toy for men. We are also brought to you by Onnit, Shroom Tech Sport, New Mood, and the man who started all this shit, He used to be Chris. No longer. Some shit went down in the jungle. We re going to figure out a better way to run this podcast, you dirty little twats. And if you re tired of you whiny little internet twats, you don t have to buy the vitamins you don't have to enjoy. You don t need to be healthy, you can just buy your shit in bulk. You can do whatever you want to enjoy the stuff you want. And if it s not working for you, just copy it in bulk, copy it. That s all you need to do it, don t you? We re not greedy, we re not that greedy. We'll figure it out together, baby. We don t care about money, we just care about you, we don t give you enough of it, we give you the best we can give you what you need, we're not going to get the most out of it. We love you the most you get the best of everything you can do, you deserve to have the most of it in your day to day life you can have the best possible day you can get, and you can't be greedy, right? You can t ask for it, can you have it all you get it, right, you ll get it in the most beautiful day you deserve it, you'll have it in return, right here in the best way possible, right in the morning after you do it right here, right at home, right on the other side of the earth, right next to you, right across the coffee shop, right where you can see it, no matter where you are at it's most important, right there, right down in front of you, no more than you can access it?


Transcript

00:00:04.000 Are we live?
00:00:04.000 Yeah!
00:00:05.000 Holy shit.
00:00:06.000 For reals?
00:00:07.000 For realsies.
00:00:08.000 The Joe We're Gonna Experience podcast is brought to you by the fleshlight.
00:00:10.000 I'm a stumbling fuck, you know that?
00:00:12.000 When I start these things off, it's almost like maybe I should pretend to do a podcast for like 10 minutes before I do a podcast just to warm my fucking stupid face up.
00:00:21.000 Well, it's also the freshness of just coming off of getting stoned, too.
00:00:24.000 Shh, don't stop!
00:00:25.000 The world is listening!
00:00:27.000 Jesus, Brian!
00:00:30.000 Back to our sponsor.
00:00:31.000 We don't work for ESPN. The Joe Rogan Experience podcast, imagine if we did.
00:00:34.000 Yeah, I was listening to that, man.
00:00:36.000 Josh Gross.
00:00:36.000 That was interesting.
00:00:37.000 He can't...
00:00:38.000 That's weird hanging out with people that can't, because we're so used to hanging out with comics.
00:00:42.000 Hanging out with somebody that has to be like, oh, I can't smoke something because I don't want to get fired.
00:00:46.000 Well, not only that, he's a writer.
00:00:47.000 Yeah.
00:00:48.000 Jesus Christ, do you want the writers to suck?
00:00:50.000 Yeah.
00:00:50.000 Like, you don't want the writers to smoke weed?
00:00:52.000 Are you crazy?
00:00:53.000 Do you not want colorful prose?
00:00:56.000 Do you not want, you know, an imaginative piece?
00:00:59.000 Do you not want something that engages you and captures your imagination and lets you think, wow, this guy is coming from a very unique point of view?
00:01:05.000 Instead of the same tired old stupid shit.
00:01:08.000 Listen to ESPN. Let your people have some flavor.
00:01:11.000 Yeah, it's like Disney not letting their artists eat mushrooms.
00:01:14.000 Well, I bet they also wouldn't.
00:01:15.000 If I had a thing with ESPN, I bet they wouldn't let me be sponsored by the flashlight.
00:01:19.000 I bet that's an issue.
00:01:20.000 I bet that's an issue with people.
00:01:21.000 It's athletic.
00:01:22.000 It is athletic.
00:01:23.000 It's true.
00:01:24.000 It's not like it does it itself.
00:01:26.000 It's technology applied to something that people are scared of.
00:01:29.000 Exactly.
00:01:30.000 Scared of people knowing that you masturbate.
00:01:35.000 Scared of people knowing that you give yourself pleasure.
00:01:39.000 Anyway, if you go to JoeRogan.net and click on the link for the flashlight and enter in the code name ROGAN, you will get 15% off the number one sex toy for men.
00:01:46.000 We are also brought to you by Onnit.com, O-N-N-I-T, makers of Alpha Brain, Shroom Tech Sport, New Mood, and the man who started all this bullshit is here.
00:01:59.000 He used to be Chris.
00:02:01.000 No longer.
00:02:02.000 Some shit went down in the jungle.
00:02:04.000 How many people can say that?
00:02:06.000 What's your name?
00:02:06.000 Well, most people know me as Chris, but my name is Aubrey because some shit went down in the jungle.
00:02:12.000 Serious shit.
00:02:13.000 Yeah, that's a good one.
00:02:14.000 We're going to get involved with all that stuff.
00:02:16.000 We've got a lot to talk about.
00:02:18.000 Aubrey and I are going to restructure the earth today.
00:02:20.000 We've decided.
00:02:21.000 We're going to figure out a better way to run this, you dirty little fuckers.
00:02:26.000 Anyway, if you go to JoeRogan.net, click on the AlphaBrain link, enter in the code name ROGAN, you will get 10% off.
00:02:32.000 Or don't, alright?
00:02:33.000 I'm tired of you whiny little internet twats.
00:02:38.000 You don't have to buy the vitamins.
00:02:40.000 You don't have to enjoy.
00:02:41.000 You don't have to be healthy.
00:02:42.000 You can smoke cigarettes.
00:02:43.000 You can drink whiskey.
00:02:43.000 You can do whatever the fuck you want.
00:02:47.000 But if you're interested in the subject of nootropics, I suggest that you go online and do some research.
00:02:53.000 It's a very interesting topic and there's a lot of evidence to support the idea that there are certain nutrients that enhance the way your brain works.
00:03:02.000 There are days, we all know this, where you don't feel clear.
00:03:06.000 You feel like shit.
00:03:08.000 You feel cloudy.
00:03:08.000 What is that, folks?
00:03:10.000 What gentle balance is off when you're having off days?
00:03:14.000 And can that be enhanced with nutrition?
00:03:17.000 I believe it can.
00:03:18.000 And if you are interested in it, I encourage you to just go look up the subject before you buy anything.
00:03:24.000 Read some of the things that have been written and draw your own conclusions.
00:03:28.000 Be objective about it.
00:03:29.000 I also suggest that if you think that our stuff is too expensive, to just copy the ingredients, man.
00:03:35.000 Just go online, buy your shit in bulk, copy it, good luck to you.
00:03:38.000 I swear to God, we're not that greedy.
00:03:41.000 The proof that we're not that greedy is if you don't like it, there's a 100% money back guarantee.
00:03:46.000 Who the fuck else does that?
00:03:48.000 Yeah, it's true.
00:03:48.000 You can't do it any cleaner.
00:03:51.000 Okay, I know if you don't believe in vitamins, you say you piss them all out.
00:03:54.000 That's all good, dude.
00:03:56.000 I know from personal experience, from actual health issues, that vitamins have a key benefit in your well-being.
00:04:04.000 100%.
00:04:04.000 Your health and well-being are affected by vitamins.
00:04:06.000 I don't care.
00:04:07.000 You know, the bullshit about, you know, studies that disprove, studies that prove, I don't think you can accurately get an assessment about that unless we get into some really fucking much more detailed tests of diet and exercise and, you know, and test people that aren't doing it and test people that aren't, and then draw your conclusions.
00:04:25.000 But I think vitamins enhance.
00:04:27.000 I absolutely feel like they enhance.
00:04:29.000 So buy our shit or not, whatever.
00:04:32.000 Whatever, whatever.
00:04:32.000 We got a lot of shit to talk about.
00:04:34.000 Cue the music, Brian.
00:04:35.000 All right.
00:04:37.000 The Joe Rogan Experience.
00:04:40.000 Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.
00:04:44.000 Oh, I'll never get tired of hearing that.
00:04:47.000 Bye.
00:04:48.000 you That was the coolest moment of my life as a professional broadcaster.
00:04:53.000 What's that UFO sound, Brian?
00:04:54.000 What are you trying to do with us?
00:04:56.000 I don't know how to stop that thing.
00:04:58.000 What is it?
00:04:58.000 It'll go away after a while.
00:05:00.000 It was some special effects that I was doing early on.
00:05:03.000 It's the outro.
00:05:04.000 Brian, it's not going away.
00:05:05.000 Now it's just in your head.
00:05:07.000 No, come on, Brian, you gotta shut that off.
00:05:09.000 Do you really not know how to shut that off?
00:05:11.000 It's gone.
00:05:12.000 This will just last until a slow beat.
00:05:15.000 Now it's going to drive me crazy because I'm going to hear a beat every 30 seconds.
00:05:19.000 I'm going to hear it in the background.
00:05:21.000 A little constant distraction.
00:05:23.000 That's not a good sound effect.
00:05:24.000 Let's not use that one again.
00:05:25.000 How about that?
00:05:26.000 Freaking everybody out, man.
00:05:28.000 There's a lot of people that listen to this podcast, man, and they're on some shit.
00:05:33.000 They're going to heart it.
00:05:34.000 Yeah, man.
00:05:35.000 You can't freak them out with fucking alien noises.
00:05:37.000 Did you see that spaceship?
00:05:39.000 It was on like, I believe it was Engadget, or Gizmodo, one of those gadget websites, where they were talking about, there's all these photos of this crazy spacecraft that the government was driving on the back of a truck.
00:05:54.000 Yeah, it was like through Kansas.
00:05:55.000 I mean, who knows what the fuck it was?
00:05:56.000 It could have been a weather balloon, a drone.
00:05:58.000 Yeah, they're all weather balloons, right?
00:06:00.000 Well, they know that we're using drones now, because a guy was arrested.
00:06:03.000 Yeah.
00:06:03.000 It was a cattle dispute.
00:06:05.000 I mean, the only way this even makes sense is that someone must have insane money and hate this guy, because the story doesn't make any sense.
00:06:12.000 But they used a drone to determine that there was cows in this guy's property that weren't his, and that he did not alert the other ranch that their cattle had wandered onto his.
00:06:24.000 And they used a drone to determine this.
00:06:27.000 And I'm like, Jesus Christ.
00:06:28.000 How does this other guy get that drone?
00:06:31.000 Find out who that guy is and follow him.
00:06:33.000 That guy who can call someone and say, Hey, yeah, I'm having a cow problem with my asshole neighbor.
00:06:38.000 Can I borrow one of those fucking drones?
00:06:40.000 Can I borrow one of those predator things and search around this asshole's property?
00:06:45.000 Holy shit, man.
00:06:47.000 Is that like a crazy violation?
00:06:49.000 And the only thing they could catch on him was that some cows had wandered over to his property?
00:06:54.000 What the fuck, man?
00:06:55.000 How many cows worth of money does it cost to hire a drone?
00:06:58.000 Yeah!
00:06:59.000 Sounds like an episode of American Dad.
00:07:01.000 It does!
00:07:02.000 You know what I mean?
00:07:02.000 Like, this guy's just abusing his power.
00:07:05.000 Like, I'll just take my drone over there.
00:07:07.000 That's exactly what it sounds like.
00:07:09.000 It sounds like South Park or something.
00:07:11.000 Yeah.
00:07:11.000 It's fucking completely ridiculous.
00:07:13.000 Yeah, they caught the guy with...
00:07:14.000 I should look up the actual full story.
00:07:18.000 Drone use cattle case.
00:07:22.000 Does that sound right?
00:07:23.000 Did you know Seth MacFarlane's up for a Grammy?
00:07:25.000 He's against like Barbra Streisand right now because he has a music CD now.
00:07:30.000 What?
00:07:31.000 Yeah, like he's a, I don't know, he's like a singer.
00:07:34.000 Cattle-wrestling family.
00:07:35.000 Maybe my take on it is wrong because they're addressing them as a cattle-wrestling family.
00:07:40.000 So they're saying that these people were stealing cattle, I guess.
00:07:44.000 Armed with a search warrant, the Nelson County Sheriff Keith Janke went looking for six missing cows.
00:07:49.000 Wow, really?
00:07:50.000 That's it?
00:07:51.000 Six cows?
00:07:52.000 You use a fucking drone to find six cows?
00:07:55.000 Wow, this is creepy.
00:07:57.000 That's American data.
00:07:58.000 There's some old laws against horse stealing and cattle thieves that are super harsh just from the day they were made.
00:08:05.000 But this is the first instances of this, right?
00:08:09.000 Is this something that the Patriot Act allows for?
00:08:12.000 It must be.
00:08:13.000 Having drones?
00:08:14.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:08:15.000 I'm not kidding.
00:08:16.000 Damn.
00:08:16.000 No, I'm not kidding.
00:08:17.000 How else are we going to get fucked?
00:08:18.000 Are we going to have drones following us at Toys R Us?
00:08:20.000 Well, you know, even worse, the NDAA that just passed, the National Defense Authorization Act, that's really scary.
00:08:26.000 Because it allows them to treat the United States as a battlefield.
00:08:31.000 And that means that they can stop things with troops.
00:08:34.000 They're going to use our military against American citizens.
00:08:37.000 It's like a war against the people, like a civil war.
00:08:40.000 It's really completely insane.
00:08:42.000 And the indefinite detention, the fact that you don't have to have a warrant.
00:08:45.000 If they think you're a threat, they can just detain you indefinitely.
00:08:48.000 And you see John McCain out there supporting that.
00:08:51.000 You're like, wow, man.
00:08:53.000 You don't see where this is going to go?
00:08:55.000 You really think that that should be allowed?
00:08:57.000 You start to put the pieces of the puzzle together.
00:08:59.000 Obama authorizing 20,000 extra troops here for the domestic front.
00:09:04.000 I think you sent a tweet out about that.
00:09:06.000 So scary.
00:09:07.000 You start to put the pieces together.
00:09:08.000 It looks like they know some shit's going to go down and they're preparing for the instance in which it does, which is scary.
00:09:14.000 It looks like the only way this would be getting passed, the only way this would be accepted by so many people and not enrage others is that they know there's going to be a massive civil unrest.
00:09:25.000 They know there's going to be something nutty.
00:09:27.000 Yeah, you get that feeling for sure.
00:09:30.000 That's terrifying.
00:09:31.000 It is terrifying.
00:09:31.000 But as I thought about it, too, I mean, back in the days where you crushed rebellions, you know, there's plenty of tyrannies that have crushed rebellions throughout history.
00:09:39.000 There was always certain factors present.
00:09:41.000 There was a lack of information able to circulate.
00:09:43.000 They would close down those things.
00:09:44.000 The government's hinting at different ways of trying to do that, but I don't think they'll ever be successful.
00:09:49.000 The internet's too prevalent.
00:09:50.000 It's too powerful.
00:09:51.000 As you've said, they'll build ways around it.
00:09:53.000 They'll find ways to communicate.
00:09:55.000 And then also, the people they were suppressing were generally not as well-armed as the people who are trying to suppress them.
00:10:02.000 So they had an overwhelming...
00:10:04.000 You know, force majeure of technological superiority in their arms.
00:10:08.000 But this is a well-armed nation, and I just can't imagine that even our troops, the some that are brainwashed or not, would ever really want to take out their real guns against our citizens.
00:10:18.000 But the citizens, when pushed hard enough, you know, we're all armed.
00:10:22.000 I mean, at a certain point where, you know, they're abusing our people grandly, and it could get really bad.
00:10:29.000 And I just can't imagine that it could get to that level.
00:10:32.000 I can't imagine that it can either, but it really seems like they're preparing for it.
00:10:35.000 And when you see how things have slid in certain parts of this country, how far things have gone.
00:10:42.000 Like, have you ever seen any of the documentaries on Detroit?
00:10:45.000 They show you how bad it is there now?
00:10:47.000 47% illiteracy rate.
00:10:49.000 I mean, functional illiteracy rate.
00:10:52.000 47%.
00:10:53.000 That's half the people can't read.
00:10:54.000 That's incredible.
00:10:56.000 And these houses that are up for sale for like $1,000, $500, just abandoned building after abandoned building.
00:11:02.000 It's like, wow.
00:11:04.000 We know in our lifetime that this has all changed.
00:11:07.000 We know.
00:11:07.000 We know it's possible for things to go horribly wrong, completely fall apart.
00:11:11.000 Yeah, I agree.
00:11:12.000 I just think that final step that they're trying to prepare for is a step that's ultimately destined for failure.
00:11:18.000 They won't be able to pull that trigger.
00:11:19.000 It's kind of like in the nuclear age, there's a certain level of warfare that you just can't do.
00:11:25.000 You can't get mass a group of people and attack another country that has a nuclear armament because they'll just use the nuke.
00:11:32.000 You can't push the Americans too hard because we're all fucking armed.
00:11:37.000 And we're all going to be able to communicate with each other.
00:11:39.000 There's a certain boundary point where it's destined to fail.
00:11:43.000 So I think they have a weird strategy.
00:11:45.000 It's like they're preparing for something, but the endgame can't work.
00:11:48.000 They can't push that final button where they put live rounds in the troops and start shooting us.
00:11:53.000 We just will not fucking allow that under any circumstance.
00:11:57.000 And that's what the founders in creating the Second Amendment, I believe they had in mind, was not to protect against our enemies, but also against our own government, misusing the power of the armies.
00:12:06.000 It's funny how few people are willing to engage that idea, you know, willing to even throw it out there that it's possible that there could be some sort of a massive civil war in this country and that literally we might have troops, American troops, fighting against Americans.
00:12:25.000 Nobody wants to think that.
00:12:26.000 Nobody wants to think that that's possible.
00:12:28.000 You know, that's why when, you know, they talk about the Second Amendment, you know, allowing for an armed militia, right?
00:12:33.000 Isn't that like part of the...
00:12:34.000 Yeah, well-regulated militia.
00:12:35.000 Yeah.
00:12:35.000 And people go, what?
00:12:36.000 You know, you're going to rise against the government?
00:12:38.000 Just ten years ago, that sounded like nonsense.
00:12:40.000 That sounded like the stupidest thing in the world.
00:12:42.000 Like, why the fuck would you do that?
00:12:44.000 This is the greatest country on earth.
00:12:45.000 But within the ten years since 9-11...
00:12:51.000 stood for to me and to I think a lot of us.
00:12:55.000 It's just, it's been shit on.
00:12:58.000 It's been used.
00:12:59.000 It's just like, one of the reasons why everybody was so horrified after 9-11, it's like, you know, people who don't pay that much attention to foreign politics, they don't know exactly what all the complaints are and what countries we're occupying, what sacred land we they don't know exactly what all the complaints are and what countries we're occupying, what sacred land
00:13:20.000 If they don't understand what the actual reason for someone being pissed off at us for, their view of the United States most likely is really pretty rosy.
00:13:31.000 We're the peacekeepers of the world.
00:13:33.000 And yeah, Vietnam was a little shady, but we did fuck up Hitler.
00:13:37.000 And Japan was ready to take over.
00:13:39.000 We took care of that nonsense too.
00:13:40.000 Russia, we bankrupt them bitches.
00:13:42.000 All right, we're good.
00:13:43.000 We got this.
00:13:44.000 But you dig deeper and you pay more attention to it and you go, look at what could happen in 10 years.
00:13:50.000 Look how it can just slide away from you in 10 years.
00:13:53.000 Things like the Patriot Act, things like tapping into people's fucking cell phones on a regular basis with no warrants, and the fact that the Patriot Act was only used a handful of times for actual terrorist attacks, but was used hundreds and thousands of times for drugs.
00:14:10.000 Hundreds and thousands of times.
00:14:12.000 I forget the real number, but it was just a ridiculous, disproportionate number where the majority of the times they used the Patriot Act was for drugs.
00:14:20.000 That's what people...
00:14:21.000 Yeah, I mean, if you allow that power, it's going to be used in whatever means possible.
00:14:26.000 That's why...
00:14:27.000 You know, preventing these things like that act that just passed is so vital because you give a law, you know, you let a law pass with one intention.
00:14:34.000 Well, it doesn't really matter what the intentions are.
00:14:36.000 Even the people trying to pass them may have those intentions.
00:14:39.000 But ultimately, with that power enabled, the corruption is inevitable and it happens extremely fast.
00:14:44.000 And that's even a benevolent kind of view.
00:14:47.000 The other view is, yeah, we'll get it passed under these auspices and then we'll really use it to, you know, to do whatever their other means are.
00:14:54.000 The setup that they have now where the They're allowed to come up with laws, and then these few handful of motherfuckers that have gotten to the cool kids party, they get to vote on everything, that it goes through the Senate, and it goes through Congress, and they agree to it, and then if the president doesn't veto it, that's it.
00:15:12.000 It went through this X amount of people.
00:15:14.000 300 million people are changed now and affected by this corrupt, stupid, fucking, shitbag, unconstitutional idea that these fuckheads passed.
00:15:25.000 And it's just somehow or another they're allowed to do that.
00:15:27.000 That's a ridiculous form of government.
00:15:30.000 I mean, that's ridiculous.
00:15:31.000 I mean, representative or not, that's stupid.
00:15:34.000 That's a terrible way for really important shit to get introduced into our culture.
00:15:40.000 And the fact that that is the way the system is set up, ultimately the whole thing needs to be radically overhauled.
00:15:49.000 It's not like a little minor tweak.
00:15:51.000 It needs to be radically overhauled because there's so much that gets done and so much that sucks out there that we just follow it because it's written somewhere and because everybody agreed to it at one point in time.
00:16:03.000 But as we've gotten older and you get a much better grasp on how fucked up the world really is and how ridiculous some of the laws that are in place.
00:16:10.000 What the actual origin of those laws are and the fact that they're actually based in real, clear, measurable corruption.
00:16:17.000 It should be like a fuckload of people should be in jail, is what it should be.
00:16:22.000 But instead, it's just kind of like, it is the law.
00:16:25.000 It's the way it is.
00:16:26.000 It's on the paper.
00:16:27.000 I think there's two ways to approach it.
00:16:30.000 And I think one of the interesting things that we're going to do is, you know, there's two problems.
00:16:34.000 One is what's wrong with, you know, currently the society that we're in and how to bridge that gap.
00:16:39.000 But I think as important as anything is to just start fresh, take away all that momentum, all of those, you know, different people trained in the different ways, what you expect, and just kind of start from scratch and say, if you could start from scratch, you know, how could you set this up?
00:16:53.000 Knowing what we know now, And knowing the different pathways that history have already paved, how do you prevent these disasters?
00:17:00.000 How do you prevent this corruption?
00:17:01.000 How do you create a model that will create momentum going the other way?
00:17:04.000 And then the question just becomes, how do you bridge these two situations?
00:17:08.000 Is it possible?
00:17:09.000 Is it possible to go from our current situation to the ideal situation?
00:17:13.000 If so, how?
00:17:14.000 And then kind of fill that in.
00:17:16.000 Well, the real issue is financial.
00:17:17.000 Like, what do you do with all the money?
00:17:19.000 Do you divvy it up?
00:17:20.000 What do you do?
00:17:21.000 You know, and there's a lot of people out there that are at zero right now that would love that.
00:17:25.000 They would love, like, everybody gets a fair shake, man!
00:17:29.000 Everybody gets a fair piece!
00:17:30.000 Which is not supposed to be how it is.
00:17:32.000 Everybody has the opportunity to go out and make money by whatever means you want to do it.
00:17:36.000 And if your means are unsuccessful, it doesn't mean the system sucks.
00:17:40.000 It means that for whatever reason, whether you're in a saturated environment or whether, you know, the The job that you want is highly touted, and it's one that everybody wants to get, and there's a lot of competition.
00:17:52.000 Is that what it is?
00:17:53.000 What is the reason, ultimately, you're not able to do what you're doing?
00:17:57.000 Because there's got to be a reason for it.
00:18:00.000 Yes, the situation we're currently in economically sucks, but I think a lot of these dudes are just willing to lay down.
00:18:06.000 A lot of these dudes are willing to go, it's rigged!
00:18:08.000 The thing is rigged, man!
00:18:10.000 They're not even willing to try to figure out some way through it.
00:18:13.000 We all know that at the beginning of, I mean, I'm sure you must have felt this at points in your life, and I certainly felt it as a struggling comedian.
00:18:21.000 There's points where you feel like you're not going to make it.
00:18:25.000 You feel like this is a ridiculous pursuit.
00:18:28.000 I'm a fucking failure.
00:18:31.000 If I was doing that, and then I thought, if I had these self-defeating thoughts, and then I thought that the system was rigged, If I was going to college to get some sort of a job in business, then I realized the system is rigged, and now I'm in that self-defeating stage, and then I'm marching around, that might not necessarily be the best move for you.
00:18:50.000 Yeah, no, that's going to cause an end to the situation prematurely, for sure.
00:18:55.000 I think people recognize that about any big, giant movement, is that they're not entirely pure.
00:19:00.000 Oh, sure.
00:19:01.000 There's a lot of people that are in this Occupy movement that make a lot of fucking sense.
00:19:05.000 There's a lot of people that are saying a lot of really important shit, And then there's a lot of crazy assholes.
00:19:10.000 And there's a lot of people that pee themselves.
00:19:11.000 Exactly.
00:19:12.000 I read an interesting piece on that, and there's a Dutch economist, I think this guy Habermas, and his point was that they're leading this almost anarchist movement without any set defined principles.
00:19:24.000 As a form of kind of awareness for self-correction by the majority.
00:19:28.000 Basically saying that there's nothing that they can say.
00:19:31.000 No bill, no law, no rule that will be respected enough to actually come out and say, do this.
00:19:36.000 Because the whole system is so corrupt and nepotistic and circular that somehow they would get that concession and then it would be over.
00:19:45.000 But by creating this kind of anarchist Where they're just in certain areas and they're just there, they're causing people like us to be more aware, to heighten that sense of self-awareness and self-critical side of things and may actually affect the majority to change in a much broader level than if they actually had demands and actually started to do it.
00:20:05.000 Yeah, I mean, you can criticize the people.
00:20:07.000 I mean, I think I've said it before, playing hacky sack out on the Austin City Hall, you know, is not exactly going to inspire the most amount of people, but it is going to cause people to talk about it and cause, you know, room for self-reflection.
00:20:19.000 And I think that kind of, you know, anarchist protest, almost, which is what it is, is effective in that way.
00:20:25.000 Yeah, I think it definitely gets an energy out there.
00:20:28.000 And that energy is most certainly interpreted with no question whatsoever.
00:20:33.000 Everybody's mad.
00:20:34.000 This is not good.
00:20:35.000 We're not happy.
00:20:36.000 And we're so unhappy that we're going to camp out in tents.
00:20:40.000 It's really kind of ridiculous.
00:20:41.000 And then it has to be, do we unite with these people and try to bring them all back?
00:20:47.000 Or is it us against them?
00:20:49.000 And when it becomes us against them, and then they start preparing for us against them with this NDAA thing, That's what it sounds like to me.
00:20:58.000 It sounds like they're preparing for some sort of almost military-style civil unrest in this country.
00:21:04.000 Well, the pain is only just minor at this point, really.
00:21:07.000 It's nothing.
00:21:08.000 Look what's going on in Egypt, man.
00:21:09.000 Did you see some of these beatings in Egypt?
00:21:12.000 They're beating the fuck out of these protesters, man.
00:21:15.000 I mean, beat them to death.
00:21:17.000 It's horrendous, man.
00:21:18.000 Horrendous shit.
00:21:19.000 It's really, really hard to watch.
00:21:21.000 These people running down the street, there are hundreds of them, and they encounter like one or two protesters and just club the fuck out of them.
00:21:28.000 While they're unconscious, they're jumping on them and booting them in the head and cracking them full blast in the head with batons while they're unconscious.
00:21:36.000 This guy jumped on this woman.
00:21:38.000 One guy was dragging her, and this guy jumped and stomped on her chest.
00:21:43.000 She was a woman.
00:21:43.000 She had a bra on.
00:21:45.000 It was like a blue bra.
00:21:46.000 She was skinny.
00:21:47.000 And he just jumped up and stomped down on her chest.
00:21:51.000 It is inhumane.
00:21:53.000 It's horrific to watch.
00:21:55.000 And that country right now is fucked.
00:21:59.000 It's the new boss, same as the old boss.
00:22:03.000 All of a sudden, this guy who had been running shit as a dictator for 20 plus years is gone.
00:22:09.000 And who the fuck runs things?
00:22:10.000 No, I do.
00:22:11.000 No, I do.
00:22:12.000 And then there's a jockeying.
00:22:13.000 And there's just crazy lawlessness now.
00:22:16.000 It's horrific to watch, man.
00:22:18.000 When you see that.
00:22:19.000 When you see these protesters getting beaten like that, man.
00:22:22.000 The savagery involved.
00:22:23.000 It's just like, man, you have no concern for their health or well-being.
00:22:28.000 And people were running, shooting.
00:22:30.000 Just running and shooting guns.
00:22:32.000 Running forward towards these people.
00:22:34.000 Towards the protesters and just shooting guns.
00:22:36.000 I mean, they are not taking any bullshit.
00:22:38.000 Where did you see that video?
00:22:39.000 It's on YouTube, man.
00:22:40.000 It's on YouTube.
00:22:41.000 Because it's not graphic.
00:22:42.000 You can't see any blood or anything.
00:22:44.000 It's kind of shitty quality.
00:22:46.000 What's up with shitty quality nowadays?
00:22:48.000 I mean, come on.
00:22:49.000 Yeah, right?
00:22:50.000 They have some old-ass fucking Motorola cell phone.
00:22:53.000 Yeah, I mean, that's what it was filmed on.
00:22:55.000 I don't know what it was filmed on.
00:22:56.000 Now you know where you drop those cell phones off in the boxes.
00:22:59.000 It's like, donate your cell phones.
00:23:00.000 That goes to Egypt.
00:23:03.000 That goes to anywhere the world is fucked up.
00:23:06.000 Yeah, I think the economic pain that we're kind of feeling, it's bad.
00:23:10.000 I mean, definitely a lot of people are hurting.
00:23:12.000 But it's not to Great Depression levels right now.
00:23:15.000 You know, it's not even the levels that we've already seen happen before here in America.
00:23:19.000 I think everybody recognizes that we are right now on a very unshaky foundation.
00:23:24.000 Exactly.
00:23:25.000 And when it gets worse, then, you know, the Occupy movement.
00:23:29.000 I mean, what's going to cause...
00:23:31.000 The people who are on the fringe to just come out in numbers.
00:23:34.000 I think there'll be a kind of a tipping point effect where people are going to be like, fuck this.
00:23:38.000 Fuck the corruption in the government.
00:23:40.000 We need a new system.
00:23:42.000 We need to stop spending money to bail out the banks.
00:23:44.000 How would you ever convince the government to revamp the system and take away their power?
00:23:51.000 They would never do that.
00:23:53.000 It takes an uprising like that.
00:23:54.000 It takes the people to cause the movement.
00:23:57.000 When has the government ever done shit without the people moving first?
00:24:01.000 Women's suffrage, for example.
00:24:02.000 If women weren't marching around doing that thing, they may still not be able to vote.
00:24:06.000 It takes the people rising up In order to change the government.
00:24:09.000 It's the only fucking way.
00:24:10.000 Because power is going to breed power.
00:24:12.000 They're going to just keep the system status quo.
00:24:14.000 I mean, maybe one or two examples where Lincoln abolished slavery on his own, kind of, before there was massive upscale.
00:24:21.000 But that was during a time of war.
00:24:23.000 It had certain advantages, etc.
00:24:24.000 There was a variety of different...
00:24:25.000 Things involved in that.
00:24:27.000 But it's always the people who demand something first that caused the government to change.
00:24:31.000 And I think, you know, right now people are talking in their talking voice.
00:24:35.000 I think pretty soon they're gonna have to start yelling.
00:24:38.000 And I think that's ultimately what's gonna happen to change.
00:24:41.000 But before they start yelling, unfortunately, it has to hurt worse.
00:24:45.000 And I think that's probably where we're heading, you know, is the more economic thing.
00:24:50.000 Who would have ever thought this was gonna be going down?
00:24:52.000 Remember when you were younger, when Clinton was president?
00:24:54.000 It looks like the world is just a rosy, fucking beautiful place to be.
00:25:00.000 I miss that guy.
00:25:01.000 Yeah, man.
00:25:02.000 He was just a comfortable guy.
00:25:05.000 What an amazing thing.
00:25:06.000 In a comfortable time.
00:25:07.000 In 20 years.
00:25:08.000 In 20 years, the world has just changed beyond recognition almost.
00:25:12.000 But I think it's part of the natural cycle of things.
00:25:14.000 I mean, things don't go in a steady curve.
00:25:17.000 They have to go in these cycles.
00:25:18.000 It gets way too far out of line, then it maybe goes back too far the other way.
00:25:23.000 I mean, probably there'll be a point where the sentiments get too roused in the other direction.
00:25:28.000 Like, Wait, wait, wait a minute.
00:25:29.000 We've got to have banks.
00:25:31.000 We need to keep civilization together.
00:25:33.000 We need credit cards.
00:25:35.000 I don't want to be carrying gold bullion everywhere.
00:25:37.000 Let's pull this shit together.
00:25:38.000 God damn it.
00:25:41.000 You know what we've got to get rid of?
00:25:42.000 You've got to get rid of that stock market.
00:25:44.000 I watched that fucking thing on TV. I sound like a grandpa.
00:25:47.000 I watched that stock market.
00:25:49.000 We've got to get rid of that.
00:25:50.000 But I watched it on TV. I was watching some financial report.
00:25:54.000 And there's a ticker tape going on because it's like an alien program to me.
00:25:58.000 The ticker tape's going on beneath it.
00:26:00.000 And then this guy starts talking about a lack of confidence in this company and a confidence that there's a lot of confidence behind this company.
00:26:09.000 And I'm watching these numbers spin.
00:26:10.000 I'm like, this is insanity.
00:26:12.000 This is like...
00:26:13.000 These guys are like...
00:26:14.000 There's like a virus.
00:26:15.000 A virus of numbers.
00:26:17.000 This horrible hurricane-like virus of numbers.
00:26:20.000 And there's a few people in there that sort of know how to decipher it.
00:26:23.000 They're pulling numbers out and...
00:26:25.000 Seeing which way the waves are blowing.
00:26:27.000 I'm like, what a wacky fucking system.
00:26:29.000 Based on confidence?
00:26:31.000 What?
00:26:32.000 Based on how people feel about companies and shit and whether or not a new product just came out.
00:26:37.000 Oh, we're going to buy.
00:26:38.000 Buy Apple.
00:26:39.000 Buy.
00:26:40.000 Buy.
00:26:40.000 And you can actually affect that somehow?
00:26:43.000 Like, what?
00:26:44.000 What?
00:26:45.000 What are we basing any of our time on this wonky shit for?
00:26:49.000 This is a ridiculous setup.
00:26:51.000 The speculatory frenzy around stocks and these things is pretty outrageous.
00:26:55.000 Really, it takes away from what originally the idea is, which is to own a share and interest in a company that you thought was going to make money and do things as a positive form of investment.
00:27:05.000 When did it get completely wacky?
00:27:07.000 Was it the Reagan administration?
00:27:09.000 When were they allowed to have derivatives and stuff like that?
00:27:16.000 Yeah, I think probably in the 80s.
00:27:17.000 In the 80s?
00:27:18.000 It got the wackiest because the markets were still pretty new in the 70s and things.
00:27:23.000 But the stock market has had its nonsenses since the 1920s.
00:27:27.000 I mean, you can read the stock operator and see some of the same madness.
00:27:32.000 But there were safeguards that were put in place after the big crash of the 20s, the Great Depression.
00:27:38.000 There were safeguards that were put in place that were eventually dropped, right?
00:27:42.000 Weren't there?
00:27:42.000 Yeah, I mean, depending how much the market can drop in a certain day, basically limits.
00:27:46.000 So it can go limit down.
00:27:48.000 There's a lot of those things in different commodity markets as well.
00:27:51.000 There'll be a limit to how far the price can move in one day.
00:27:54.000 But the thing is, that's just per day.
00:27:56.000 They don't limit it permanently because that would cause massive inefficiency.
00:28:00.000 It just kind of curbs that initial panic.
00:28:02.000 Like, holy fuck, we've got to sell everything.
00:28:04.000 Sell, sell, sell.
00:28:05.000 And then it drops way below where it needs to.
00:28:08.000 And then the margin calls kick in.
00:28:10.000 And then people lose all their money.
00:28:12.000 They're jumping out of buildings.
00:28:13.000 It's a mess at that point.
00:28:15.000 So they try to curb that.
00:28:17.000 It seems so ridiculous.
00:28:18.000 This buy, buy, buy, sell, sell, sell.
00:28:20.000 It seems so ridiculous that a company could actually...
00:28:25.000 Go buy that.
00:28:26.000 That could have any sense whatsoever in the world of business.
00:28:30.000 Looking at these equity markets, they're way better off than the credit markets, than the debt markets.
00:28:36.000 That's where all these problems are going.
00:28:37.000 People swapping debt and derivatives and all of these things.
00:28:40.000 At least these are companies.
00:28:41.000 At least, ultimately, at the end of the day, you can poke a CEO in the chest and hold something, a service or a product that he created, that the company created, All of these other debt pieces, what are they?
00:28:52.000 They're just these numbers that are circulated in a variety of ways where everybody makes money.
00:28:57.000 And if you lose money, guess what?
00:28:58.000 You don't lose money because the government will bail you out.
00:29:01.000 So how the fuck are they not going to do that?
00:29:03.000 It's a no-risk situation.
00:29:06.000 Yeah, let's be super aggressive.
00:29:08.000 Let's be super risky.
00:29:08.000 We'll make a bunch of money on the way up.
00:29:10.000 If we lose, no big deal.
00:29:12.000 Uncle Sam will come in.
00:29:13.000 They'll pay it all.
00:29:14.000 I mean, how are we not expected for them to have it?
00:29:16.000 That's why I think one of my biggest beefs with the Occupy Wall Street movement is, you know, it really should be Occupy Washington.
00:29:22.000 I mean, you're telling these sharks that, hey, play this game, you can make all the money you want, and if you lose, we're going to bail you out.
00:29:28.000 Well, whose fault is that?
00:29:29.000 They're going to be sharks.
00:29:30.000 Sharks are going to be sharks.
00:29:31.000 These men are put in their positions for being greedy, for being, you know, the most aggressive in their lives.
00:29:37.000 Of their class.
00:29:39.000 And then we're expecting them to behave in these dramatically moral ways and not do it.
00:29:43.000 No, it's not gonna happen.
00:29:45.000 If they have no room for failure at the end of the day, why the fuck wouldn't they do that?
00:29:50.000 Has there ever been a stock market movie where they weren't really in it for the money?
00:29:53.000 And they were just kind of really cool guys and a lot of principles.
00:29:56.000 Every stock market movie.
00:29:58.000 I saw Tower Heist with Eddie Murphy and who the fuck is it?
00:30:04.000 The other guy?
00:30:05.000 Ben?
00:30:05.000 Jesus Christ.
00:30:06.000 Stiller.
00:30:07.000 Jesus Christ.
00:30:07.000 How did I blank on Ben Stiller?
00:30:09.000 Hilarious fucking movie.
00:30:10.000 But again, evil banker.
00:30:13.000 You know?
00:30:14.000 Evil stock market guy.
00:30:16.000 Is there ever a nice stock market guy?
00:30:18.000 Think about Boiler Room.
00:30:20.000 Everyone's doing coke.
00:30:22.000 Everyone's fucking crazy.
00:30:23.000 They're all over the edge.
00:30:24.000 Is there a stock market movie where everybody's really cool?
00:30:27.000 It's a breed of animal.
00:30:28.000 They go to work with pictures of their kids, Bible passages.
00:30:33.000 It's like asking if there's a great white shark movie where the shark doesn't eat the fuck out of people.
00:30:37.000 Of course he eats the fuck out of people.
00:30:38.000 It's just the nature of the beast.
00:30:40.000 There's some great stock guys.
00:30:41.000 I've known a lot of them.
00:30:42.000 Some great hedge fund managers.
00:30:43.000 I've known a lot of them.
00:30:44.000 But, you know, ultimately they are super aggressive and they're going to take advantage of any market that they see.
00:30:49.000 There's a dude I used to do Taekwondo with who became a stock market guy and I didn't see him for like a couple weeks and I saw him and he was like, he had a suit on and shit.
00:30:56.000 And I was like, what are you doing, man?
00:30:58.000 Like, what's going on with you?
00:30:59.000 And he's like, dude, I'm fucking selling stocks.
00:31:01.000 He was like this really aggressive psycho dude.
00:31:04.000 And all of a sudden he was like really into this game of selling stocks.
00:31:08.000 But the way he was talking about it was like he was going to financial war every day.
00:31:11.000 We're fucking bitches up, bro.
00:31:13.000 We got the fucking best team.
00:31:15.000 Let me invest some of your money.
00:31:17.000 Get the fuck out of here with this crazy asshole.
00:31:21.000 It's a silly system.
00:31:23.000 It's weird.
00:31:24.000 Show me your impersonation of a sad North Korean.
00:31:31.000 No!
00:31:31.000 Stomp your fist up and down.
00:31:33.000 It's like the worst acting ever.
00:31:35.000 Like, every time a camera's on, they're like, you are sad, no?
00:31:39.000 Are you sad?
00:31:41.000 Falling down.
00:31:42.000 How depressing is that country, man?
00:31:45.000 No tears.
00:31:45.000 I saw a documentary the other day on that country, and this was right before he died.
00:31:49.000 I was like, I watched this, and it was showing how all the kids and people are blind.
00:31:55.000 In North Korea, they're going blind because their diets are so bad that they're getting cataracts.
00:32:01.000 And there was kids, just tons of kids with cataracts because of how poor their diet is.
00:32:06.000 I mean, 40%, I think it was, 40 or 45% of the children in North Korea are starving, like dying because of starvation.
00:32:16.000 If you're interested in any of this, go to Vice Guide for North Korea.
00:32:20.000 Go to vice.com and check out the thing that they have up because they have a bunch of shit today, including all this North Korean labor camp footage where they have all the slave footage that they have.
00:32:33.000 That's crazy.
00:32:34.000 And that's what the whole country is around, those slave camps.
00:32:39.000 That's what makes the fear that makes all these people act this way is because of those slave camps.
00:32:44.000 Yeah, the people have no power there.
00:32:45.000 I mean, it's really amazing.
00:32:47.000 When you see a dictatorship, it's horrific.
00:32:51.000 It's the worst way a human being can be treated.
00:32:54.000 But it's also quite impressive.
00:32:56.000 It's really amazing that some guy is just allowed to just straight run shit.
00:33:02.000 In Thailand, some American just got locked up in jail, I think for a year, for talking bad about the king.
00:33:09.000 The king actually doesn't even run the country in Thailand, as far as I remember from when I was there.
00:33:15.000 You can't talk shit about him, though.
00:33:16.000 But there is a special rule about talking bad about the king.
00:33:20.000 It's a weird situation where they have some kind of control on the verbiage towards the king, but he actually has not as much governmental power as...
00:33:29.000 As the general other Thai leaders, I don't know what they have as far as a person.
00:33:33.000 That's interesting.
00:33:35.000 Apparently he's legitimately beloved.
00:33:37.000 He is.
00:33:39.000 Isn't that amazing?
00:33:41.000 It is.
00:33:41.000 Wow.
00:33:42.000 That's a strange fucking place, man.
00:33:44.000 That is.
00:33:45.000 Do you think we're withdrawing our troops so we can send them to North Korea?
00:33:48.000 Dude, we're not going to North Korea.
00:33:49.000 There's no minerals in North Korea.
00:33:51.000 There's no gold in North Korea.
00:33:52.000 There's no oil in North Korea.
00:33:53.000 There's a whole country of people that are kind of, I don't know, that's kind of Nazi shit, in my opinion.
00:33:58.000 It is.
00:33:58.000 Well, it's a communist dictatorship.
00:34:01.000 It is 100% like that.
00:34:03.000 I mean, it's actually worse than Nazi.
00:34:06.000 Right.
00:34:06.000 I mean, I don't want to say worse.
00:34:07.000 But you don't think Team America?
00:34:09.000 It's the same exact vein of it, you know?
00:34:11.000 I mean, they're not out there causing genocide and attacking other nations, but, I mean, they're fucking, you know, that's a terrible way to live.
00:34:18.000 No doubt about it.
00:34:19.000 They said that Kim Jong was the number one buyer of Hennessy.
00:34:23.000 Number one single person that buys the most Hennessy.
00:34:26.000 Do you almost think that Imagine what kind of Fucking rapper parties He must have had The rappers are so mad About that right now They're pressed They're gonna change that Do you think Maybe that we are Planning Did you make that up By the way No it's 100% true I swear to fucking god Look it up I believe you But do you think Maybe that we Poisoned Kim Jong To give him a heart attack Do you think we're planning all this to go to North Korea?
00:34:48.000 No.
00:34:49.000 He's an old dude.
00:34:50.000 But it is kind of funny.
00:34:51.000 If you want to be a conspiracy theorist, you really start thinking about it.
00:34:54.000 And think about, you know, Gaddafi and, you know, Osama bin Laden and Kim Jong-il and Mubarak's gone.
00:35:04.000 Think about all these people who've been moved, replaced, or died.
00:35:08.000 Just really recently.
00:35:10.000 It's like, have you ever seen General Anthony, what is his, no, Wesley Clark?
00:35:16.000 Do you remember that guy that was running for president for a while?
00:35:18.000 He's, I think he's a general.
00:35:20.000 Some badass army guy.
00:35:23.000 And let me look it up so I can give him the right...
00:35:27.000 It may just be part of this sign of the times of change that it's kind of sweeping over everybody.
00:35:32.000 It seems like there's this tumultuous period as we're coming into this age that's causing change to happen at a more rapid rate.
00:35:39.000 Brian, pull up the plan.
00:35:41.000 I want you to pull up the plan according to General Wesley Clark.
00:35:46.000 You can just Google Wesley Clark, General Wesley Clark, and this will come up in YouTube.
00:35:51.000 But my point was, this General Wesley Clark actually in, I believe it was 2007, He predicted all of this and he said this is the plan.
00:36:02.000 This is what they want to do.
00:36:03.000 They're going to get rid of Gaddafi.
00:36:04.000 They're going to go into this country.
00:36:05.000 They're going to take over in Iraq.
00:36:07.000 They're going to kill Saddam Hussein.
00:36:08.000 I mean, he like literally spells it out.
00:36:11.000 Everything that we did.
00:36:12.000 About 10 days after 9-11, I went through the Pentagon and I saw Secretary Rumsfeld and And Deputy Secretary Wolfowitz, I went downstairs just to say hello to some of the people on the joint staff who used to work for me, and one of the generals called me in.
00:36:25.000 He said, sir, you've got to come in and talk to me a second.
00:36:28.000 I said, well, you're too busy.
00:36:29.000 He said, no, no.
00:36:30.000 He says, we've made the decision we're going to war with Iraq.
00:36:35.000 This was on or about the 20th of September.
00:36:38.000 I said, we're going to war with Iraq?
00:36:39.000 Why?
00:36:42.000 He said, I don't know.
00:36:45.000 He said, I guess they don't know what else to do.
00:36:49.000 So, I said, well, did they find some information connecting Saddam to al-Qaeda?
00:36:54.000 He said, no, no.
00:36:55.000 He says, there's nothing new that way.
00:36:57.000 They just made the decision to go to war with Iraq.
00:37:00.000 He said, I guess it's like we don't know what to do about terrorists, but...
00:37:05.000 We've got a good military and we can take down governments.
00:37:08.000 So I came back to see him a few weeks later, and by that time we were bombing in Afghanistan.
00:37:14.000 I said, are we still going to war with Iraq?
00:37:16.000 And he said, oh, it's worse than that.
00:37:17.000 He said, he reached over on his desk, he picked up a piece of paper and he said, I just...
00:37:21.000 He said, I just got this down from upstairs, meeting the Secretary of Defense Office today, and he said, this is a memo that describes how we're going to take out seven countries in five years, starting with Iraq, and then Syria, Lebanon, Libya, Somalia, Sudan, and finishing off Iran.
00:37:39.000 Go through the countries again?
00:37:42.000 Well, starting with Iraq, then Syria and Lebanon, then Libya, then Somalia and Sudan, and then back to Iran.
00:37:52.000 2007. Wow.
00:37:54.000 This is a general Wesley Clark.
00:37:56.000 I mean, this is, you know, he's not a kook.
00:38:00.000 Jesus Christ.
00:38:02.000 But it's weird that he would, I mean...
00:38:04.000 Is he still alive?
00:38:05.000 If you know that, yeah.
00:38:06.000 Well, I mean, I think, yeah, he's alive, man.
00:38:09.000 But I mean, if you know that, and you don't tell...
00:38:16.000 You're probably much more likely to get killed.
00:38:19.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:38:21.000 You might be thinking about telling somebody that.
00:38:24.000 Once it's out.
00:38:25.000 Yeah, once it's out, it's out.
00:38:26.000 And if they get you, it's almost obvious.
00:38:29.000 But if you're one of these dudes and you know some shit like that, you better get on a talk show, son.
00:38:34.000 You know what I mean?
00:38:35.000 If someone knows that you know that...
00:38:37.000 I mean, I'm sure they wouldn't kill Wesley Clark because he's a fucking general.
00:38:40.000 And on top of that, he's probably been a part of a bunch of shit in his past that maybe he didn't agree with.
00:38:46.000 He may have a combination to a lockbox with a lot worse secrets than that.
00:38:50.000 Sure.
00:38:50.000 Sure, it shows up unexplainably dead.
00:38:52.000 Yeah, and look, nobody knows more about how the world really runs than high-ranking generals.
00:38:59.000 Period.
00:38:59.000 You know, they get pushed into situations where they absolutely know that they're doing it for a very specific reason.
00:39:04.000 That Smedley Butler article that was written in the 1930s, War is a Racket.
00:39:10.000 You know, amazing, amazing article.
00:39:12.000 When you think about the fact that this guy wrote this in like, I think it was like 19-something, 1930-something.
00:39:19.000 And you would say, you know, back then, man, there's no way people had figured it out.
00:39:23.000 Back then, you know, people were...
00:39:26.000 We weren't a corrupt country back then.
00:39:29.000 Back then, all the wars were just.
00:39:31.000 There was real bad people over there.
00:39:32.000 Not according to this dude, man.
00:39:34.000 This is a major, U.S. Marine Major General Smedley D. Butler.
00:39:38.000 And it's a really brilliant, it was actually 1930. It was published in 1935, but he wrote it in 1930. It's called War is a Racket.
00:39:49.000 And this guy had a career in the military and got out and just said, listen, this is how it goes.
00:39:55.000 War is a racket.
00:39:56.000 It always has been.
00:39:57.000 It's possibly the oldest, easily the most profitable, surely the most vicious.
00:40:01.000 It is the only one international in scope.
00:40:04.000 It is the only one which the profits are reckoned in dollars and the losses in lives.
00:40:09.000 A racket is best described, I believe, as something that is not what it seems to be to the majority of the people.
00:40:14.000 Only a small inside group knows what it's about.
00:40:17.000 It's conducted for the benefit of the very few at the expense of the very many.
00:40:21.000 Out of war, few people can make huge fortunes.
00:40:25.000 And this is in 1930, this guy wrote that.
00:40:28.000 Isn't that incredible?
00:40:30.000 It's like, we've always sucked.
00:40:33.000 You know?
00:40:33.000 We've always sucked.
00:40:35.000 We've just been better at covering it up.
00:40:36.000 If we had the internet in 1930, you know, people would be like, what?
00:40:39.000 What the fuck are we...
00:40:40.000 Why are we in Mexico?
00:40:42.000 You know?
00:40:42.000 What's going on in Haiti?
00:40:44.000 What are we doing in Cuba?
00:40:45.000 There's probably some truth to that.
00:40:47.000 So if we had to do it, we've talked about this, Joe.
00:40:51.000 So if we had to start it all over, let's say some cataclysm happens, economic collapse happens, a situation where like-minded people are able to, before it happens, say, all right, listen, we've got to scope out North Dakota.
00:41:03.000 This is going to be our spot.
00:41:05.000 Let's go there.
00:41:06.000 Is that the only way to do it, or is it possible?
00:41:08.000 That the way to do it is to not have everything completely fall apart, but have everybody sort of come to some sort of an understanding.
00:41:14.000 I would much rather have that.
00:41:16.000 Maybe we could ease into a second economy by starting it off slowly.
00:41:21.000 Like you don't have to use the entire U.S. currency.
00:41:26.000 Maybe we can have an alternative currency that we all agree to.
00:41:30.000 They tried that in the Austrian town of Wurgel during the Great Depression, I think 1932, and it's a pretty interesting story.
00:41:37.000 The currency had two features.
00:41:39.000 One, it was commodities-backed.
00:41:41.000 So it wasn't just backed by gold, which is one way to do it.
00:41:43.000 But the problem with just a gold-back is it's contingent on people actually liking gold still, wanting gold.
00:41:50.000 Someone's going to wake up eventually.
00:41:51.000 Yeah.
00:41:52.000 The fuck is this gold?
00:41:53.000 You can't eat it.
00:41:55.000 You can't kill anybody with it.
00:41:56.000 You can't make hammers out of it.
00:41:57.000 You can make a catapult out of it.
00:41:59.000 Right, so you gotta...
00:42:00.000 I mean, obviously gold...
00:42:01.000 Yeah, it'd be a heavy something, but...
00:42:04.000 It'd be a good weapon if you could catapult a giant gold ball.
00:42:08.000 Fuck you up, man.
00:42:09.000 But it ain't worth what it costs.
00:42:10.000 The most ironic way to die.
00:42:12.000 I got pinballed.
00:42:14.000 Well, you know the whole story about the Zechariah Stitchin story about why gold was valuable to ancient humans?
00:42:19.000 Yeah.
00:42:20.000 He believes that the Anunnaki who created the human out of the lower hominid and the alien genetics, they needed us to mine for gold because they needed gold in massive amounts to suspend in their atmosphere to protect their atmosphere.
00:42:34.000 It sounds completely ridiculous, but when you really go back to how long people have been using gold, they were like nomads, man.
00:42:42.000 What did you give a fuck about this little shiny, weird, soft metal that you can't even make a tool out of?
00:42:49.000 Duxley has a different theory that I think is actually pretty interesting as well.
00:42:52.000 He says that the reason people like gold is because it approximates some of the shiny visions that you see under the psychedelic or mystic experience.
00:43:00.000 So that's the reason why we like gems.
00:43:02.000 That's the reason why we like gold.
00:43:03.000 I mean now metal is everywhere.
00:43:04.000 It's ubiquitous.
00:43:05.000 But back then that was the only shiny shit that you found in the earth was metal that you mined.
00:43:10.000 Right now we mass produce it so it's not that You know, mystical or beholding anymore.
00:43:14.000 But he says, you know, he's like, why are we digging in the dirt to find these shiny pebbles still?
00:43:20.000 And he says it's because when you're on these kind of mescaline or DMT or these other experiences, you see these multifaceted, you know, you know, colors and lights and shine, you know.
00:43:30.000 That kind of makes sense to me, but many more people have gotten into diamonds and rubies than have had psychedelic experiences, right?
00:43:39.000 But we all know some knowledge of that realm, and that's his idea.
00:43:44.000 His basic concept is that your mind is just a filter, and it symbolizes the things that you see so that you can walk around, you do the normal daily stuff.
00:43:53.000 But when you remove that filter, like through psychedelics or through other different methods, some of that starts to peer through and you see the colors in the way that they are in the void and the different aspects outside of our physical confines.
00:44:05.000 And that's what's so mystical about them.
00:44:07.000 And that's why we seek that.
00:44:08.000 Even if we haven't seen it in psychedelics, we know it.
00:44:11.000 And that's part of our soul's knowledge, or at least part of the collective mind at large.
00:44:16.000 Well, everyone's had a dream, you know, and any dream state might as well be a psychedelic experience.
00:44:23.000 I mean, how many times have dream states just been like, you know, you're involved in something that is just completely ridiculous, makes no sense, and you're just kind of going with it, you know?
00:44:32.000 I mean, that's like a lot of really nutty, crazy dreams, right?
00:44:35.000 That is like a psychedelic experience, and most likely even caused by psychedelic compounds in the brain.
00:44:42.000 They don't totally understand how that works, man.
00:44:45.000 They don't totally understand why dimethyltryptamine is in your brain and 5-methoxy dimethyltryptamine and when is it actually released.
00:44:53.000 There's theories that it's released in periods of high stress and there's some anecdotal evidence, but they really have to develop these much more sensitive ways of determining when the actual DMT is released during various stages of human activity.
00:45:08.000 Because right now, from what I understand, one of the only ways to find out is when someone dies.
00:45:13.000 Does DMT flood the brain when they die?
00:45:15.000 Well, you have to get in there within seconds after they're dead and measure that shit.
00:45:21.000 When your body processes it, it's 10, 15 minutes.
00:45:26.000 And you're back to baseline.
00:45:27.000 I mean, it's a really quick experience.
00:45:29.000 So when someone dies, if they get that blast, if that's what happens, and you have a psychedelic trip that whether it eases your departure from the earth or whether it opens up some fucking gateway to something that's next, whatever the hell it is, it's gone pretty goddamn quickly.
00:45:45.000 It's poof.
00:45:46.000 It's there and it's not.
00:45:47.000 So they would have to open your fucking head up real quick and get to that gland and then start testing, I think.
00:45:54.000 Maybe they didn't.
00:45:55.000 But what is it?
00:45:58.000 I spent a long time telling that story about the jungle when I was down there and taking ayahuasca.
00:46:04.000 Since then, I had a very deep psilocybin experience in contrast.
00:46:12.000 There is something particular about the DMT molecule that I'm convinced that's transcendiary to what, you know, in the framework of the jungle when I was there, that causes you to go to different dimensions than even a psilocybin trip.
00:46:26.000 I felt like the DMT molecule is some form of gateway that opens doors that you can't even get with other Energy medicine, psychoactive compounds.
00:46:37.000 There's something particularly special about that.
00:46:40.000 And I couldn't help but feel that overwhelming feeling.
00:46:43.000 I actually was able to, I saw a lot of the same kind of figures and a lot of things like trying to pull me up.
00:46:49.000 Like that was a large part of my vision was these reaching down in and trying to pull me up into these higher levels.
00:46:55.000 But just the fuel wasn't there.
00:46:57.000 Like I couldn't open that door, the same door that I went through back in the jungle.
00:47:01.000 And maybe that has something to do with the shaman, maybe it has to do with the other things, but I think it has to do with TRT itself.
00:47:06.000 Totally different compound.
00:47:08.000 Each one has their own specialty.
00:47:10.000 I think that is a part of the compound of psilocybin.
00:47:13.000 I think NN-dimethyltryptamine is actually a part of it.
00:47:17.000 I think it's something like 4-fox-4-l-oxy NN-dimethyltryptamine.
00:47:21.000 It's very closely related.
00:47:23.000 Yeah, and it certainly is, but there was, I don't know, for whatever reason, there was some other special...
00:47:28.000 Maybe you didn't have enough.
00:47:29.000 Maybe not.
00:47:30.000 How much did you have?
00:47:31.000 It was probably two and a half grams made into some tea.
00:47:35.000 Oh, that's not enough, son.
00:47:36.000 You got silly.
00:47:37.000 Yeah, you got silly.
00:47:38.000 That's not enough.
00:47:39.000 You need five.
00:47:40.000 Five is the magic number.
00:47:41.000 Yeah, but I've taken a good amount of it.
00:47:44.000 Brian did like seven recently.
00:47:46.000 By mistake.
00:47:47.000 The world disappeared on him for a little while.
00:47:49.000 Yeah.
00:47:49.000 Yeah, there's different situations cause different results, but it's a pretty remarkable experience.
00:47:55.000 I haven't done DMT in several years, and it's been a couple because the last time I did it was the only time ever, ever, I mean I've had a bunch of psychedelic experiences, but the last time I did DMT was the only time Where I ever was not sure what was real and what was imagination and fantasy for about two weeks.
00:48:15.000 For about two weeks the world itself, like as I was driving, seemed malleable.
00:48:21.000 It seemed like if I concentrated on car accidents, I might wind up in a fucking car accident.
00:48:28.000 If I concentrate on it raining out, it might rain out.
00:48:31.000 It sounded completely ridiculous, and I didn't believe that I could make anything happen with my mind by any stretch of the imagination.
00:48:37.000 What I also didn't believe was that reality was 100% real.
00:48:40.000 Because what happens when you have a real mind-blowing fucking trip is, first of all, you get terrified that it's that close.
00:48:50.000 That all you have to do is smoke that stuff, and it's right there?
00:48:53.000 I can get there in 30 seconds, a minute, and I get to some impossible place.
00:48:58.000 Like, if you could...
00:49:00.000 If you had to journey across the earth to get to some spot in Tibet where you look into the DMT realm, you have to climb through a fucking cave and repel, and you camp out there, and it takes days, and some people die like climbing Mount Everest.
00:49:15.000 But if you get there, if you get to that spot, you look out and you see God.
00:49:19.000 You look out and you see the most purest wisdom, the most knowledgeable love, the most sympathetic voice, the most knowledge that you could ever possibly imagine coming from something in a way that's not even language, like very difficult to describe, but so the most knowledge that you could ever possibly imagine coming from something in Man, people would take trips to go to that.
00:49:41.000 It would be, you know what I'm saying?
00:49:43.000 Like if there was like a guy that you could go to that would give you this feeling.
00:49:46.000 But essentially there is, and it's...
00:49:49.000 If it was legal and you could go to places where they could prescribe it, boy, would that change the world.
00:49:55.000 I mean, would that change the world?
00:49:57.000 Would that change the fucking world?
00:49:58.000 If people have seen what you've seen, could you imagine?
00:50:03.000 A totally different place.
00:50:04.000 But if you brought that up, people say, like, you're a fucking crazy person.
00:50:07.000 Like, what are you doing?
00:50:08.000 You're going to give people drugs, the hallucinations, and they're going to, oh, that's going to make them a better person.
00:50:14.000 Well, the driving, another, you know, theory from Huxley is that the driving force behind all religion was seeking that That kind of transcendental place.
00:50:22.000 And people got to it through a variety of different means.
00:50:24.000 He said, you know, all the chanting that you find in these mystical traditions, that raises the CO2 level because you end up breathing out more than you breathe in when you're doing it, unless you're a highly trained singer, you know, and you're expert.
00:50:35.000 But most of these ecstatic chanting and yelling and all that is designed to raise that CO2 level.
00:50:40.000 You breathe out more than you breathe in?
00:50:42.000 How is that even possible?
00:50:43.000 Just, well, in a normal breath.
00:50:46.000 That defies all science.
00:50:48.000 It doesn't seem like that's possible.
00:50:51.000 There's no more air.
00:50:53.000 Well, bro, I'm breathing out more than I'm breathing in.
00:50:55.000 I'm taking air through my dickhole, son.
00:50:57.000 Sounds like a rapper made that one up.
00:50:59.000 Air comes close to my dickhole, fills up my lungs from the bottom, yo.
00:51:04.000 Well, anyway, that's how we put it.
00:51:06.000 There's some ways...
00:51:07.000 People say shit like that, man, it drives me nuts.
00:51:10.000 And then you repeat it accidentally, not thinking about it, and then someone else has to come along and go, wait a minute, man, what the fuck did you just say?
00:51:17.000 And then you go, yeah, what the fuck did I just say?
00:51:19.000 God damn it, I'm just repeating some stupid shit.
00:51:21.000 Somebody told me, in martial arts, that was always a problem.
00:51:24.000 That's always a problem.
00:51:25.000 Well, that could be the wrong way to go about it.
00:51:27.000 But either case, he's saying that was one mild example of raising the CO2 levels.
00:51:31.000 There are certain breathing exercises that certainly do that.
00:51:33.000 So that does something to the air.
00:51:34.000 It's more carbon dioxide.
00:51:36.000 So that ends up reducing what he calls the cerebral reducing valve that is what keeps everything symbolized.
00:51:42.000 Because that vision, what you're talking about, you're saying it's right there.
00:51:44.000 It's right there because it's around us all the time.
00:51:46.000 And that's why when you take something or smoke DMT, you get to it instantly.
00:51:50.000 You don't have to travel to it.
00:51:51.000 Because it's there all the time.
00:51:52.000 Sort of, but isn't it possible that it's also perturbing your mind and giving your mind an excess of chemicals to deal with so it distorts your visual perception of the world?
00:52:05.000 I mean, it seems to me that you have to look at every single possibility.
00:52:09.000 And you have to look at the possibility that if the brain produces all these different chemicals at varying doses and we believe that it varies the doses based on stress levels, wow, there might be something to that.
00:52:20.000 There might be something to this possibility that there's a gateway.
00:52:23.000 But there's also a possibility that you're just getting fucked up on some wacky drug and seeing some nutty shit and it's so humbling because you don't expect it that when you come back you have all these rationalizations and all this Either way, if you believe it, it can make you a great person.
00:52:40.000 It's like a lot of religions, man.
00:52:42.000 I don't think there's anything wrong with Christianity.
00:52:44.000 I mean, if it works for you, it works for you.
00:52:46.000 I know people that it works for them, and it actually does make them a better person.
00:52:50.000 And if you believe in it, it can work.
00:52:52.000 It can make you a better person.
00:52:53.000 And if you believe that your psychedelic experience was truly connecting with the divine, well, that can make you a better person.
00:53:00.000 But it could also be your system is just over-flooded by some shit that's not supposed to be there in rocket-fueled doses.
00:53:08.000 Just awash in usually what it gets a sip of.
00:53:11.000 It's at the bottom of a river of this crazy fucking...
00:53:16.000 So that's, I think, that's actually, I think, a more accepted theory than Hudson's, which is that you're actually taking away your filter instead of adding something else.
00:53:24.000 And he goes on to talk about, you know, probably more convincing arguments than the chanting argument, basically that there was a famous saint, the curé d'Ars, this French saint, and he used to say that when he would flagellate himself, God would deny him nothing, and he would have access to that mystical level.
00:53:41.000 For people who don't know, that means you beat the fuck out of yourself.
00:53:44.000 Yeah, so you would do it.
00:53:46.000 Reached in and pulled a fart out or something.
00:53:48.000 Oh, flatulence you're thinking of.
00:53:50.000 No, flagellate is like a little whip, didn't they?
00:53:54.000 A whip with either knotted leather or actual barbs on it.
00:53:56.000 It would cause their back to bleed.
00:53:58.000 Yeah, they would tear themselves apart.
00:53:59.000 In the era before soap, that would cause, first of all, the actual beating would cause a lot of adrenaline to rush through your body and histamines to rush through your body as this was going on.
00:54:09.000 That, in combination with the fasting that was very popular, obviously Lent, winter was kind of a forced fast, and with the flagellation that caused, you know, in the era before soap, it would almost always fester.
00:54:19.000 So there would be all these decomposing protein in your system.
00:54:22.000 It would basically reduce Your cerebral capacity to the point where you could enter psychedelic trance states and actually commune with God underneath your...
00:54:32.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:54:34.000 Break that shit down again.
00:54:36.000 So you're saying because they were dirty, stinky people that didn't wash that good, so they didn't scrub off the outside layer of skin, that somehow they're penetrating that would change their state?
00:54:48.000 Well, this is in combination with a variety of things.
00:54:51.000 So basically, the brain needs vitamins and nutrients to function normally.
00:54:55.000 You know, you go through these long periods of fasting.
00:54:57.000 That was one way to reach the mystical experience.
00:54:59.000 40 days of fasting, you're basically denying your brain of all the glucose, all the vitamins necessary to function optimally.
00:55:06.000 And that's when a lot of these people had visions.
00:55:08.000 Well, the reason they had visions, according to Huxley, was because the brain was just not able to function as its normal symbolizing cerebral nature that it does to make us all survive.
00:55:18.000 So you were able to take in more of the capital M mind at large, which we call the collective now, because of the lack of vitamins.
00:55:25.000 And he was saying also the flagellation usually used in conjunction with that.
00:55:29.000 So you got your brain basically running on very little, just trying to hang in there.
00:55:35.000 And then you beat yourself.
00:55:36.000 And then at that point, you know, you got adrenaline, you got histamines, and then you got festering wounds on your back that are causing more, you know, more kind of toxins to your brain.
00:55:46.000 So at that point, your brain just kind of shuts off and it allows more of that mystical experience to come through.
00:55:52.000 Wow!
00:55:53.000 So you beat the fuck out of yourself to achieve enlightenment after you starve yourself for a month or so.
00:55:59.000 Can you imagine farts before soap?
00:56:01.000 But that's how important seeking that mystical experience was to these people.
00:56:06.000 They were willing to do that.
00:56:07.000 How did they find out about it though?
00:56:08.000 Someone must have beat someone and someone said thank you for starving me and beating the fuck out of me because I learned a lot about myself.
00:56:15.000 Maybe, maybe.
00:56:16.000 Well, the winter was basically a forced fast.
00:56:18.000 They had hardly any vitamin C during the winter.
00:56:20.000 They were only able to store a certain amount of things.
00:56:22.000 And then Lent coming off winter was also a time that caused a lot of these visions to come.
00:56:27.000 And at that point, yeah, somebody maybe got taken to the whip.
00:56:30.000 I mean, whipping was a common way to treat any kind of petty offense.
00:56:34.000 Someone gets whipped after three months of fasting for winter, 40 days of Lent, and they get whipped.
00:56:39.000 They very well may see God.
00:56:41.000 And that was Huxley's idea.
00:56:43.000 But he said now, at the state that we know about psychedelics, trying to get to the mystical state through that reason is like burning a house down to cook a pig.
00:56:51.000 It's like you don't need to do that anymore.
00:56:54.000 You can go out and you can find these tools that were placed here on the earth to help get you that experience.
00:56:58.000 Really amazing, and I'd never heard that before.
00:57:01.000 I'd never heard that before about the flagellation and the starving.
00:57:05.000 It totally makes sense.
00:57:06.000 Yeah, it's interesting.
00:57:07.000 But it's a crazy possibility.
00:57:09.000 I've always wondered why the fuck they beat the shit out of themselves.
00:57:11.000 I just figured it's like Jerry Sandusky.
00:57:14.000 Like, they hate themselves.
00:57:15.000 You know, do you hear one of the things that Jerry Sandusky said in one of the interviews?
00:57:18.000 He said he wished he was dead.
00:57:19.000 You know, he was talking to this woman.
00:57:21.000 The woman was asking him, like, why he touched her son.
00:57:23.000 And he said, I didn't mean it to be that way.
00:57:26.000 I wish I was dead.
00:57:29.000 Wow.
00:57:29.000 These guys beat themselves with fucking barbs.
00:57:33.000 That's a person who hates himself, right?
00:57:36.000 Well, the guilt that was fostered by the beliefs in the time would cause people to hate themselves.
00:57:41.000 They'd have this constant sense of gnawing guilt that they couldn't get rid of.
00:57:44.000 So how do you get rid of guilt?
00:57:45.000 Well, somebody has to punish you if nobody else is going to do it.
00:57:48.000 So you punish yourself.
00:57:49.000 Isn't it amazing how the human mind can be programmed like that with religion or with nationalism, whether it's North Korea or whether it's the fucking Inquisition?
00:57:59.000 It's amazing, really.
00:58:01.000 It's amazing that human beings can all fall into a pattern.
00:58:05.000 The pattern just has to be really clear and enforced and scare the fuck out of a few people while it's being enforced.
00:58:11.000 And then, boom!
00:58:12.000 It spreads.
00:58:15.000 It's really amazing.
00:58:17.000 We're so weird.
00:58:19.000 We're capable of such brilliance and such beauty, but we're also so fucking dumb.
00:58:24.000 We're so easy to trick.
00:58:28.000 We're so easy to program and make act completely ridiculous and absurd.
00:58:35.000 It's so easy.
00:58:36.000 Well, I think there's a couple things that are going on there.
00:58:39.000 I think there's a certain amount of people who are very easily programmable.
00:58:43.000 And I've read some figures and estimations that there's 20% of the population, like a hypnotist who brings a bunch of people up on stage.
00:58:51.000 Those certain people are very susceptible to success.
00:58:55.000 I have to bring this up because people think I'm a dummy.
00:58:57.000 I've got a bunch of tweets from people that were like, fuck you stupid.
00:59:01.000 If comedy hypnotists aren't real, I know you don't think they're real because guess what?
00:59:05.000 I didn't think they're real either.
00:59:07.000 When I first saw a comedy show at Stitch's Comedy Club in Boston, I saw Frank Santos, the R-rated hypnotist, and I said, this is bullshit.
00:59:15.000 This is so fucking stupid.
00:59:17.000 This is bullshit.
00:59:18.000 But it's not bullshit.
00:59:19.000 It just wouldn't work on you.
00:59:21.000 You, the skeptical person that's like, this is bullshit, generally, you're probably fairly intelligent.
00:59:25.000 It's not going to work on you.
00:59:26.000 But if you're one of those dudes with a 9-volt brain, there's a lot of people out there like that.
00:59:31.000 You can hypnotize them.
00:59:33.000 It doesn't seem like it should work.
00:59:35.000 It seems completely preposterous to you or to me or to you because we couldn't be hypnotized like that.
00:59:41.000 Right.
00:59:42.000 But to that dude, it's absolutely possible.
00:59:44.000 And that's amazing.
00:59:45.000 It's like it's almost like there's people set up around us and we have the cheat codes for them.
00:59:49.000 You know, and you throw them into God mode.
00:59:52.000 You know, like literally like people can be hacked.
00:59:55.000 Yeah.
00:59:56.000 That's amazing.
00:59:57.000 And people know that have been taking advantage of that situation.
01:00:00.000 So there's that factor.
01:00:01.000 There's this 20%, let's say, of people that can be basically hypnotized.
01:00:04.000 They're basically walking somnambulists, you know, like able to be hypnotized easily.
01:00:08.000 Is it a biological thing?
01:00:10.000 I think so.
01:00:11.000 I think it's just the way that their mind works in a certain way.
01:00:13.000 And I don't think it's necessarily a lack of intelligence.
01:00:15.000 It's just a certain circuitry that their mind works on where they're...
01:00:19.000 That it goes.
01:00:20.000 I don't know exactly how it goes.
01:00:21.000 Well, definitely a lack of objective reasoning.
01:00:23.000 Sure, sure.
01:00:23.000 That critical part of the mind is probably getting steered around for a certain...
01:00:28.000 Because that hardly rational individual...
01:00:30.000 But their emotional intelligence might be off the charts.
01:00:34.000 They might be able to be very...
01:00:37.000 You know, insightful as far as, you know, their intuition and what they're able to see, but certainly there's some critical aspect that they're able to just circumvent and shut off completely, and that's, I think, obvious.
01:00:49.000 But once you get that majority, let's say that 20%, Human beings are naturally creatures, social creatures.
01:00:56.000 So if you start to see a majority, like if you start to see a bunch of people running, you know, you're going to start jogging the same direction and be like, oh shit, I don't know why I'm jogging, but these people are fucking going and I'm out of here.
01:01:07.000 So I think that's part of what happens.
01:01:09.000 They get a certain minority, you know, convinced, hypnotized basically to some nonsense.
01:01:14.000 And then everybody else is like, oh shit, look at all these people.
01:01:17.000 They can't all be wrong.
01:01:18.000 And then they hop on board as well.
01:01:20.000 It's amazing.
01:01:20.000 We have to fix the design of the human body.
01:01:24.000 You know, I've been saying this on stage for years, that we've got to stop making, having sex have to do with making babies.
01:01:30.000 That's ridiculous.
01:01:31.000 It should be way harder to make babies, and it should be based, you know, on, you should have to, like, do something, you know, together.
01:01:39.000 Maybe go do something, go somewhere together, go through a ceremony together, and then you make a baby.
01:01:43.000 Or abortions have to be easier.
01:01:45.000 It has to be an app on your phone.
01:01:47.000 The problem with abortion is the abortion idea, it's like, you've got to catch it quick.
01:01:52.000 You catch it quick and it doesn't count.
01:01:54.000 It's like, well, are you sure?
01:01:56.000 Is it that it doesn't count or is it like stepping on an ant?
01:02:00.000 If I step on an ant in my house, nine times out of ten I don't even clean it up.
01:02:04.000 If I step on a mouse, I've got to clean it up.
01:02:07.000 And basically if a mouse is the size of an ant, I wouldn't give a fuck.
01:02:11.000 There's something about when things get bigger that they start becoming real.
01:02:15.000 That's crazy.
01:02:17.000 There's a lot of holes in that argument.
01:02:21.000 It's a weird sort of an acceptance of what's essentially killing a life.
01:02:25.000 If you let it go, it is going to be another person.
01:02:28.000 So what you decide...
01:02:30.000 And I'm not saying you shouldn't have the right to choose because you absolutely shouldn't.
01:02:32.000 And I don't want to be the one that tells you what to do with your body.
01:02:35.000 Don't get me wrong.
01:02:36.000 But as a philosophical argument...
01:02:38.000 Of what it is and when does it start and when is it life?
01:02:43.000 How about we just figure out a way to completely prevent it unless you want it?
01:02:46.000 That seems much smarter.
01:02:48.000 We should be doing that to kids at a really early age.
01:02:51.000 I'm not saying we should neuter them, but we should fucking get them on birth control lickety-split.
01:02:57.000 Gummy bear.
01:02:58.000 Give them a chance to get out of high school.
01:03:03.000 When you're in high school and you're boning and you're raw-dogging it and you're barely pulling out on time, that is the best time to make a person.
01:03:10.000 Your body's ready to go.
01:03:12.000 Your body's young and fresh.
01:03:13.000 Their eggs are falling into their socks.
01:03:17.000 There's so many eggs, man.
01:03:18.000 They're ready to drop.
01:03:19.000 It's so easy to have a baby then, and that's just the most ridiculous thing ever.
01:03:24.000 You know, that we're set up the same way that we were set up back when it was really hard to stay alive.
01:03:28.000 You know, our biological setup is set up for back when we didn't have houses.
01:03:33.000 You know, we were out there sleeping under the stars.
01:03:35.000 One guy had to stay awake with a stick, you know?
01:03:37.000 And then we're wandering around chasing after these animals because we have to follow the herd, otherwise we'll starve to death.
01:03:44.000 Goddamn, man.
01:03:45.000 What a shit design.
01:03:46.000 The whole world has changed, and we're the same.
01:03:49.000 That's what's really fucked up.
01:03:51.000 We, in our little fucking interesting minds, have figured out a way to manipulate the Earth so radically that we've polluted the ocean and fucked up the air and left big fucking giant spots where no one can go for 100,000 years.
01:04:05.000 There's a gang of them where we drop nuclear bombs just to fucking see what would happen.
01:04:10.000 It's like, We had to get rid of nuclear waste.
01:04:12.000 We've done this like that!
01:04:14.000 We've done it so quickly.
01:04:15.000 It's really amazing.
01:04:17.000 But we're the same animal that we were 50,000 years ago.
01:04:22.000 That's creating so many of the problems.
01:04:24.000 I mean, I think the...
01:04:25.000 The guy Malthus is a politician and economist and he basically said food production increases arithmetically and population increases geometrically.
01:04:37.000 So that ultimately the way things are going, we see this in all these third world countries, reproduction is far outpaced.
01:04:44.000 You know the amount of food supply and the things and this happens at various periods in history and so either nature is going to take care of it either in one fell swoop through a giant famine or through disease or through the other kind of overpopulation effects then nature will kind of auto correct these mistakes or you have to take different methods of contraception very seriously and start teaching that you know at an early age and you know putting that in people's minds We're
01:05:14.000 still preaching abstinence, which is nonsense.
01:05:20.000 That Michelle Bachman is hilarious.
01:05:22.000 It is amazing that that broad is still running for president.
01:05:25.000 It is amazing with her big gay husband when they run around and tell everybody not to have sex.
01:05:31.000 I mean, it is really fucking funny, man.
01:05:34.000 Somebody's got to follow that dude around.
01:05:36.000 I mean, I can't...
01:05:37.000 You know, I started paying attention to the polls.
01:05:40.000 And, you know, when Ron Paul, especially when Ron Paul's ahead in Iowa right now, he's got the lead.
01:05:45.000 He's number one in Iowa.
01:05:47.000 And everybody's shitting their pants.
01:05:48.000 But that Michelle Bachman broad, she's still in it, man.
01:05:52.000 She's still in it.
01:05:53.000 She's in it to win it.
01:05:54.000 I can't believe it.
01:05:56.000 I would have thought, doesn't everybody know she's a fucking loon?
01:06:00.000 Hasn't that been figured out yet?
01:06:01.000 Have you seen her husband?
01:06:02.000 Have you seen him talk?
01:06:03.000 That guy can't hold it in.
01:06:05.000 Flowers come out of his asshole when he farts.
01:06:08.000 I mean, he's like a guy, if he threw his hands up randomly in the air, glitter would just magically come out of the air.
01:06:16.000 Whether it came from his skin or came from the universe recognizing the gayness that he Exudes.
01:06:22.000 It needs to be glorified to glitter.
01:06:24.000 He can create glitter.
01:06:26.000 He's a fucking peacock, man.
01:06:28.000 He's hilarious.
01:06:30.000 He's one of the gayest people to ever walk the face of the planet.
01:06:33.000 At least he looks like he is.
01:06:35.000 And she's running around talking about gay marriage, and they have a Pray the Gay Away sort of a clinic where they all get together.
01:06:44.000 One guy did an expose on their Pray the Gay Away clinic, and there was a guy behind him.
01:06:49.000 Somehow or another, they do this thing where they all get together and they hold on to each other.
01:06:52.000 And he says, the guy behind him clearly has a heart on.
01:06:55.000 It's like, what the fuck are you doing, man?
01:06:58.000 And these people are running for president, man.
01:07:00.000 It's amazing.
01:07:02.000 But she's got a lot of people that think that she can win.
01:07:04.000 I mean, not enough to actually win, I don't think, unless everybody else fucks up bad.
01:07:09.000 But the problem is they keep fucking up.
01:07:11.000 Everybody keeps fucking up.
01:07:12.000 Rick Perry is still in it, but it's just cursory at this point.
01:07:15.000 It's like, what is he doing?
01:07:16.000 Come on, dude.
01:07:16.000 Everybody knows you're an idiot.
01:07:18.000 You're done, man.
01:07:19.000 You fucking can't talk.
01:07:21.000 You forget shit.
01:07:23.000 George Bush was way better, and people were offended by how dumb he was.
01:07:28.000 Rick Perry is really fucking stupid.
01:07:31.000 George Bush was better than this guy.
01:07:33.000 Like, way better at talking.
01:07:34.000 I mean, he seemed like, you know, he wasn't an intellectual, but he seemed like, especially back when he was running for governor, it seems like he put some fucking words together.
01:07:42.000 This guy's an embarrassment.
01:07:44.000 So it's like, who else?
01:07:46.000 There's no one left.
01:07:47.000 I mean, Mitt Romney and fucking the other guy with the big head.
01:07:51.000 It's gotta be Ron Paul.
01:07:52.000 Yeah, but yeah, but really?
01:07:54.000 That seemed, I mean, they gotta let that happen?
01:07:57.000 I doubt it.
01:07:58.000 I doubt it.
01:07:58.000 But Newt Gingrich?
01:08:00.000 How hilarious is that?
01:08:01.000 That's like somebody's...
01:08:02.000 You know what that would be like?
01:08:03.000 If Newt Gingrich would be president, it would be like if you dated this girl and she was a cunt and her dad was a cuntier cunt, that's Newt Gingrich.
01:08:11.000 You know?
01:08:11.000 Like if you dated a girl and she was just a fucking...
01:08:14.000 She was nagging and paying the ass and then you had to go over and meet her parents and her dad is like, you better be nice to my daughter.
01:08:20.000 I'll tell you that right now.
01:08:21.000 I don't take any bullshit from kids, you know?
01:08:24.000 Yeah.
01:08:24.000 You gotta deal with your dad.
01:08:26.000 He's a monster.
01:08:26.000 He's like someone's dad.
01:08:27.000 He's a monster.
01:08:28.000 Where does glitter go?
01:08:29.000 You never throw glitter away, is it?
01:08:31.000 Like, are we breathing in glitter?
01:08:32.000 Are we starting to become glitter?
01:08:34.000 Well, it depends on where you live, Brian.
01:08:35.000 Because you have glitter on you right now.
01:08:37.000 You don't even know it.
01:08:37.000 And it's like, where does that go, though?
01:08:39.000 Does it just fall on the ground?
01:08:42.000 It goes to strip clubs, naturally.
01:08:43.000 Where do you see glitter?
01:08:44.000 It's on your face, right below your eyes.
01:08:46.000 It's probably from my little ones.
01:08:48.000 When you have little ones and they have glitter, we're always playing with glitter.
01:08:51.000 It's always like glue and glitter.
01:08:52.000 They're always making things.
01:08:53.000 Where does it go?
01:08:54.000 It gets thrown away, I guess.
01:08:55.000 Yeah, but we're probably breeding glitter.
01:08:56.000 Yeah, you might die from glitter, Brian.
01:08:58.000 Don't worry about that shit.
01:08:59.000 To go back to the point that you were talking about sex earlier, because I thought about this a lot in building a society, and some of the solutions that people had to...
01:09:10.000 To the population growth problem was actually teaching a form of Tantra, which is where you withhold your seed when you're having sex.
01:09:18.000 I ain't even trying to hear about that.
01:09:21.000 In all fairness, I gave it a go, right?
01:09:24.000 Right.
01:09:24.000 And it's pretty interesting, the dynamics.
01:09:27.000 Now, I don't think I would try this personally very often, but if you created a system where you actually taught sex, and this was one of the ways you could do it.
01:09:35.000 How is Tantra any better than the pull-out method?
01:09:38.000 I barely trust people to drive cars.
01:09:41.000 I think I'm going to trust them to pull out all the time.
01:09:42.000 You know that feeling that you get?
01:09:44.000 It doesn't matter if you're having sex or if you're masturbating or whatever.
01:09:47.000 You get that feeling after you're done.
01:09:49.000 That's just kind of a bummer any way you look at it.
01:09:52.000 Really?
01:09:52.000 It's kind of like...
01:09:54.000 Yeah, a little bit.
01:09:55.000 It's way better with sex than masturbating.
01:09:57.000 Like, if you're using a flashlight, the feeling is like 10 times.
01:10:00.000 But even when you're having sex, it's like, sometimes there's that kind of really cool, like, glowy feeling afterward, I guess.
01:10:07.000 You know, I understand that.
01:10:08.000 But it kind of...
01:10:11.000 First of all, it allows you to keep doing it indefinitely for a long period of time.
01:10:15.000 So you can just go to the point of climax and then you cool off, you chill out, you hang out.
01:10:20.000 And after you do that with the person, it's not like, go get cleaned up, we're gonna sort something else out.
01:10:25.000 You're still in the mindset.
01:10:27.000 So you can stretch it out for these long periods of time.
01:10:29.000 It sounds like you're blue-balling yourself to death, son.
01:10:32.000 You could basically occupy a massive amount of time having sex, and it's pretty fun.
01:10:37.000 What if the chick gets all dry?
01:10:39.000 It's like, motherfucker, will you just come?
01:10:41.000 Jesus Christ.
01:10:43.000 You just peace out for a little while.
01:10:45.000 But that was one of the ideas that they taught.
01:10:48.000 Obviously, contraception is super important, but just teaching different methods is going to be vitally important.
01:10:55.000 I don't think we should teach them Tantra.
01:10:57.000 Fuck all day.
01:10:58.000 This is what I want you to do.
01:10:59.000 Hold on to your loads and fuck all day.
01:11:01.000 But imagine how much more entertaining that is than just fucking for five minutes and then that's it.
01:11:06.000 That's all you're done.
01:11:07.000 You get to stretch out something that's enormously enjoyable.
01:11:09.000 Isn't it a comfortable medium?
01:11:11.000 Yeah, maybe.
01:11:11.000 Yeah, fuck her and then take her out to dinner.
01:11:14.000 And always do it in that order.
01:11:15.000 You know, the worst is when you see a guy who takes a girl out to a comedy club and you know he hasn't fucked her yet.
01:11:20.000 And she's all mouthy and shit and yelling shit out.
01:11:23.000 And you're like, why is this?
01:11:25.000 I'll tell you why.
01:11:25.000 Because you didn't fuck her.
01:11:27.000 You didn't fuck her before you leave.
01:11:28.000 And that's true shit.
01:11:29.000 If you gorilla fuck a girl before you leave the house...
01:11:32.000 First of all, she's not trying to draw on extra attention.
01:11:35.000 Her genetics tell her she's already gotten fucked today.
01:11:37.000 Chill out.
01:11:38.000 You don't need any extraordinary amount of attention.
01:11:42.000 Don't need any extraordinary love.
01:11:44.000 Just settle the fuck down.
01:11:46.000 But if you don't fuck them, and then you take them out into the wild, and they're pumping out all those someone's gonna fuck me tonight hormones, and it might be you.
01:11:53.000 Hopefully it's you.
01:11:54.000 But if she's a crazy bitch, she's trying to see if there's another offer out there.
01:11:58.000 She's like, maybe, maybe.
01:11:59.000 I'm not even gonna stay with him.
01:12:00.000 Who knows?
01:12:00.000 Woo!
01:12:01.000 I'm funnier than him.
01:12:03.000 A lot of those effects are not only evening dependent, but whole relationship dependent girls who've just never properly gotten biologically fucked.
01:12:12.000 Or never been with a man.
01:12:14.000 I mean, how many girls have you ever met that date really weak dudes because they're terrified of being in a situation where a man controls them?
01:12:21.000 Because either a man was abusive earlier in their life, or they had a bad I know girls that are constantly involved in beta men.
01:12:41.000 Like guys with real issues.
01:12:42.000 They can never get it together.
01:12:44.000 They're always fucking falling behind on their bills.
01:12:46.000 And these girls are always nagging at them to get their shit together.
01:12:50.000 And it's this weird relationship, man, where the woman makes more of the money, and the woman pays for the car, and he has to borrow it from her when he wants to go out.
01:12:57.000 And it's like, wow.
01:12:59.000 It's such a clear situation to everybody else.
01:13:02.000 You see on the outside, you're like, look, this is not good.
01:13:05.000 This is fucking completely unnatural, dude.
01:13:07.000 There's a reason why she's yelling at you.
01:13:08.000 Yeah.
01:13:10.000 Hey, man, we're all equal.
01:13:11.000 We're all even.
01:13:12.000 It's all the same.
01:13:14.000 Who cares, man?
01:13:14.000 She makes the money.
01:13:16.000 I help out around the house.
01:13:17.000 Get the fuck out of here.
01:13:20.000 There's no way you're fucking her correctly.
01:13:23.000 You gotta fuck her like you have all the money.
01:13:25.000 That's the only way you're supposed to fuck them.
01:13:27.000 You're supposed to fuck them like you have all the money.
01:13:29.000 Daddy's gonna take care of everything.
01:13:30.000 He can't say that.
01:13:31.000 She's like, Daddy can't even take care of his own fucking car bill.
01:13:34.000 Oh, bitch, make my dick go limp.
01:13:36.000 Then shit gets ugly.
01:13:37.000 There's some definite demasculinizing movement that has caused a whole crop of males to be pretty ineffectual, I think, when it comes to that.
01:13:45.000 I think a lot of it is because women have to take care of themselves, and they don't want to hear your bullshit.
01:13:50.000 And then men want those women to like them, so they become emasculated or demasculated.
01:13:55.000 Divorce.
01:13:55.000 Divorce is brutal.
01:13:56.000 That chops away a guy's...
01:13:58.000 Living with your mom at a small age, you know, also.
01:14:01.000 Oh, just with your mom?
01:14:02.000 Yeah, I lived with my mom and my sister.
01:14:04.000 It turned you into a little gay boy, right?
01:14:07.000 Yeah.
01:14:08.000 I got to fuck with a real doll.
01:14:10.000 Well, it's not a real doll, but it's better than a real doll last night.
01:14:13.000 We had this Santa roast at Death Squad, where we just roasted Sam Tripoli dressed up as Santa Claus and everyone.
01:14:19.000 And this company is called Synthetix.com.
01:14:22.000 Whoa, I'm looking at that picture.
01:14:24.000 Holy shit.
01:14:25.000 He's this guy and his girlfriend.
01:14:27.000 Spell it.
01:14:28.000 Synthetics, S-Y-N? S-I-N-T-H-E-T-I-C-S.com.
01:14:36.000 And it's just him and his wife, and he does everything by hand, and he just sculpts these beautiful fucking, like, real dog-type things.
01:14:43.000 This is weird, man.
01:14:45.000 It's so perfect.
01:14:46.000 I wish him and Fleshlight would team up because he has these vaginas that you can take out and clean and stuff like that.
01:14:54.000 They're kind of like Fleshlight-ish, but I could just imagine putting a real Fleshlight in that thing because it felt real.
01:15:01.000 It looked real.
01:15:01.000 And it was so weird seeing Sam Tripoli.
01:15:04.000 After the show was done, we were all hanging out.
01:15:06.000 And Sam was just sitting there staring at it like a little kid looking at boobs for his first time.
01:15:11.000 And that's what the reaction to everybody that was looking at these things.
01:15:14.000 You fucked one of these?
01:15:14.000 I didn't fuck one of these.
01:15:15.000 No.
01:15:15.000 We just had a couple at the Christmas party.
01:15:17.000 How much did they cost?
01:15:19.000 About 5,000.
01:15:20.000 Dude, it's amazing how life like this is.
01:15:22.000 The boobs feel real.
01:15:23.000 You open up the mouth.
01:15:24.000 I mean, it's creepy when you're looking at it.
01:15:27.000 It's awesome.
01:15:28.000 This is amazing how realistic it looks.
01:15:30.000 I'm really shocked.
01:15:31.000 Yeah.
01:15:32.000 And here's me and Jade and Cole.
01:15:35.000 We were just raping this one girl.
01:15:39.000 A fake one.
01:15:39.000 Yeah, because it's cool because you just pull down her pants and look at her butthole and stuff.
01:15:43.000 And her butthole comes out so you can put new kinds of buttholes in and stuff.
01:15:47.000 It's really weird.
01:15:48.000 Wow, they have a bunch of different models.
01:15:50.000 This is crazy.
01:15:51.000 And it's cool, because I got to talk to him, and it's like, how do you design them?
01:15:54.000 And he's like, well, this girl started off with a photo of Megan Fox, and then we took the body using this famous 70s...
01:16:01.000 Yeah, we just crushed that website.
01:16:03.000 Oh, really?
01:16:03.000 Yeah, I feel bad.
01:16:05.000 Just like that, we crushed it.
01:16:06.000 I can't even get on it anymore.
01:16:08.000 I love doing that, though.
01:16:09.000 It's fun.
01:16:11.000 I love when that happens.
01:16:13.000 But he said anytime you, if you want to do a podcast at the Ice House, you'll bring a couple by so we can play around with it and we can meet them.
01:16:19.000 Yeah, tell them to get with the fleshlight people and come up with a better cooter.
01:16:22.000 How do you clean that thing out, man?
01:16:24.000 It's not the fleshlight where you unscrew the bottom of it.
01:16:26.000 Well, the parts that you fuck up have like this, they pull out kind of like a fleshlight.
01:16:32.000 Like a drawer on a refrigerator?
01:16:34.000 Yeah.
01:16:35.000 The next level is going to be hooking that up to a computer program where you get some artificial intelligence in there.
01:16:41.000 He said he wants to put an iPhone dock in the neck of it so you can talk to Siri through the iPhone.
01:16:48.000 What?
01:16:49.000 Or through the mouth.
01:16:50.000 And she'd be like, hello, you know, whatever.
01:16:52.000 Well, you could get it to the point where it was like a sexual training device.
01:16:57.000 Apparently they're going to come out with some sort of an Apple device where Siri communicates to your phone through something that you wear.
01:17:04.000 So you'll be doing almost everything through Siri.
01:17:08.000 This is the idea to it.
01:17:09.000 You'll press a button and say, Siri, what emails do I have?
01:17:12.000 As Siri gets more and more advanced.
01:17:15.000 So whatever's in your pocket, you'll be doing everything through voice recognition software.
01:17:19.000 So Siri's going to control the robots of destruction.
01:17:21.000 So Siri will control the fuck robot.
01:17:24.000 Well, hopefully fuck first, then destruct later.
01:17:26.000 Once we realize that we're fucking their robot daughters, that's when they're going to come after us.
01:17:32.000 One thing that's funny is that his version of the pussy part, which was kind of fleshlight-ish.
01:17:38.000 Not good enough?
01:17:39.000 No, it was definitely...
01:17:40.000 You could see the quality of fleshlight.
01:17:42.000 It was a billion times better.
01:17:43.000 What is it in the softness of it?
01:17:45.000 It's like...
01:17:45.000 I think it uses maybe a close similar kind of material with it.
01:17:49.000 But what was different about his is that he actually, his wife or girlfriend, painted the lips a different color.
01:17:55.000 Kind of beat them up a little.
01:17:57.000 Made it really realistic.
01:17:59.000 Like an old whore?
01:18:00.000 Yeah.
01:18:01.000 Like the makeup job.
01:18:02.000 Like he had an arm tattoo also.
01:18:04.000 Just catching dick for decades.
01:18:06.000 Bam!
01:18:07.000 Bam!
01:18:08.000 Just the entryway is all skidded.
01:18:10.000 Like when a plane keeps coming in for a landing.
01:18:13.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:18:15.000 It's just skid.
01:18:16.000 Elbow-y.
01:18:17.000 It's like skid marks on a fucking pool table.
01:18:21.000 Fear Factor was awesome last night, man.
01:18:23.000 It was really interesting to see that the two muscle guys, like there was two guys on the show, like the big buff, like ripped guys, had such a hard time early on.
01:18:33.000 I was like, wow, those two little gay guys just beat these little muscle guys.
01:18:37.000 That's not a way to be, man.
01:18:38.000 That's not...
01:18:39.000 I mean, they were saying that they're agile and they move well, but...
01:18:42.000 The bottom line is you're carrying around a bunch of unnecessary muscle that's not aiding you in your frame the way you move.
01:18:48.000 It requires a lot of fuel.
01:18:49.000 You get really tired really easily.
01:18:52.000 When you see a guy that has an extraordinary amount of muscle on him, to someone who does jiu-jitsu or someone who does MMA, you look at that guy and go, how long can you last?
01:19:02.000 You can't last.
01:19:04.000 All you have to do is grab ahold of you.
01:19:05.000 All you have to do is engage a guy like that in a fight.
01:19:07.000 Engage him in a fight.
01:19:08.000 Get ahold of him.
01:19:09.000 They could be really explosive.
01:19:12.000 All that muscle, he could really have a powerful punch.
01:19:14.000 You have to be really careful.
01:19:15.000 But if you can get past that and somehow or another manage to get a hold of him, just hang on.
01:19:20.000 Just make him struggle to get off you.
01:19:22.000 And in 10-15 seconds, he's at 30% of what he was 15 seconds ago.
01:19:27.000 Literally, it's amazing.
01:19:30.000 Guys like that are always like...
01:19:32.000 One good exertion away from their heart fucking exploding in their chest.
01:19:37.000 It's like they have a computer, like a Celeron 300 processor, and they got it jacked up to 425. You're not supposed to be carrying around that much weight, man.
01:19:45.000 You're just not.
01:19:46.000 It's not natural.
01:19:47.000 It's really hard to do.
01:19:49.000 You've got to put a bunch of shit in your system to make yourself carry that much weight.
01:19:53.000 And most of those guys are non-athletic, you know?
01:19:56.000 Here's a question about the show.
01:19:57.000 I don't know if you can answer this if I caught on something, but is there a...
01:20:02.000 Do you guys say, like, hey, you guys need to just make fun of each other?
01:20:06.000 Because that chick last night was just like, you're ugly!
01:20:09.000 Your face is gross!
01:20:10.000 That's just fucking crazy!
01:20:12.000 Well, that other girl talked some shit about her eyelashes first.
01:20:15.000 The other girl opened up the gates of hell.
01:20:17.000 But once she realized she didn't want to fuck with that girl, because that black chick was mean, and she was getting in her face about it.
01:20:23.000 You're so ugly!
01:20:24.000 I can't believe you're talking about my eyelashes.
01:20:26.000 You're so ugly.
01:20:27.000 She was like, you look like the evil stepsister.
01:20:30.000 Yeah.
01:20:31.000 I'm surprised there's not more Jerry Springer shit on that show.
01:20:34.000 Well, we keep it to a minimum.
01:20:35.000 We showed very little of that argument, but that argument was a big argument.
01:20:39.000 Oh, really?
01:20:39.000 That shit went on for a while.
01:20:40.000 I had to calm them down.
01:20:42.000 I was like, hey, come on.
01:20:43.000 Listen, you guys are saying some mean shit.
01:20:45.000 No, I shouldn't say you guys, because it was just the girl.
01:20:47.000 Because once Tonika started talking shit, the other girl shut the fuck up quick, you know?
01:20:53.000 How she treated her own husband.
01:20:56.000 Well, again, the fucking water seeks its own level.
01:21:00.000 It's like we were talking about.
01:21:02.000 That's not the kind of behavior that you want to hear or I want to hear in a girl.
01:21:05.000 But for some dudes, they seek that out.
01:21:08.000 And I get it, man.
01:21:10.000 I don't know if you remember the other day, Esther gave us a bunch of those drinks, those fruit drinks, and I had one the other day, because she left one over in the fridge, and it was an orange pineapple or something like that, and I was drinking it, and suddenly in my mouth, a bug.
01:21:26.000 You know the lightning bugs?
01:21:28.000 What those look like?
01:21:29.000 The ones that aren't lightning bugs, but look exactly like a lightning bug.
01:21:31.000 So it got in the juice?
01:21:32.000 It was in the juice, and I was just pouring out, and right there, I was about to puke.
01:21:36.000 I was like, I couldn't even imagine drinking a whole fucking milkshake of that shit.
01:21:40.000 Impossible for me.
01:21:41.000 Yeah, you wouldn't be a good candidate.
01:21:43.000 No, and height?
01:21:44.000 Impossible for me.
01:21:46.000 Never.
01:21:46.000 You don't like to move that much.
01:21:48.000 Yeah.
01:21:48.000 So that's not good for you either.
01:21:49.000 Sleep factor, I'm on.
01:21:51.000 Fear factor, no.
01:21:52.000 Sleep factor.
01:21:52.000 When you, I hate to like be morose though, but when you see people get sick and you see people that aren't healthy, do you ever stop and think, man, eventually I'm going to have to quit smoking cigarettes and actually get my body in some sort of shape?
01:22:04.000 Does that ever come?
01:22:05.000 Or are you just going to ride that bitch until the wheels fall off?
01:22:08.000 Or are you not thinking about it until something breaks on you?
01:22:11.000 Yeah, probably more of that.
01:22:13.000 I'm probably more Ralphie Maying it.
01:22:15.000 And then I'm going to be like, no more marijuana for me.
01:22:18.000 You're just going to wait until something breaks and then you'll get super healthy.
01:22:21.000 Diet-wise, Weight Watchers, I know you don't believe this, but diet-wise, I eat really healthy and I'm constantly doing juicing and making stuff like that.
01:22:32.000 I believe you eat some healthy things.
01:22:34.000 But then I definitely, you know, I'll have like an Olive Garden here or there or something like that where I'll just, you know, fuck.
01:22:39.000 I'm just eating like shit.
01:22:41.000 Pasta.
01:22:41.000 Yeah, or going crazy.
01:22:42.000 But for the most part, if you look at my refrigerator, it's all like, it's kind of like your refrigerator for the most part.
01:22:47.000 Really?
01:22:47.000 Yeah.
01:22:47.000 I mean, I don't eat much though.
01:22:49.000 That's the problem.
01:22:50.000 I eat, like last night I ate my first meal at 1am.
01:22:53.000 Oh, that's not good.
01:22:54.000 So your metabolism is all fucked up and you're drinking coffee during the day too?
01:22:58.000 I drink coffee and that pretty much makes me not hungry for a good five hours.
01:23:02.000 Yeah.
01:23:02.000 I think an important concept, even it applies to the muscle men and applies to everybody.
01:23:06.000 I actually wrote about it on the Onnit blog.
01:23:08.000 It's called, Are You Fit Enough to Survive?
01:23:10.000 And I think there's an important concept in there.
01:23:12.000 Like, take away all of the normal rules.
01:23:14.000 Let's go back to, like, a primitive state where you have to chase food for a while, maybe run after them a few days, and you have to do certain explosive movements in a fight against an animal or another.
01:23:23.000 Before I answer your question, just take a look at that shit right there.
01:23:26.000 There you go.
01:23:27.000 You're answering, motherfucker.
01:23:28.000 You're going to fall off the car first.
01:23:30.000 Yes, a clinical answer, yes.
01:23:31.000 But there's a certain amount of physicality that I think is necessary to maintain a proper mental balance.
01:23:37.000 For some folks, yes.
01:23:39.000 For other folks, I think some people are averse to physical activity.
01:23:43.000 It reminds them of fucking gym class or whatever, and they don't like it.
01:23:47.000 But I think especially for men, that haunts part of their physical psyche, to know that they wouldn't, on a basic primal level, be fit enough To survive in a situation where there weren't all these rules in supermarkets and laws that kind of break them down.
01:24:00.000 Unless they have mad Asperger's and they don't know what the fuck is going on.
01:24:05.000 They're just sitting around counting numbers.
01:24:06.000 I think everyone's bodies are totally designed different because you work out, you feel good when you work out.
01:24:11.000 I work out, I fucking hate it.
01:24:12.000 Always hate it.
01:24:13.000 Even when I was a kid, I hate it.
01:24:14.000 You smoke a packet of cigarettes a day, you eat dog shit all day.
01:24:16.000 Yeah, but even when I was a kid, even in gym class, even anything, I hate it.
01:24:20.000 Well, yeah, I think you're...
01:24:22.000 But you enjoy it.
01:24:23.000 Yes, well...
01:24:24.000 We're very different, Brian.
01:24:26.000 I don't know if you figured that out yet.
01:24:28.000 Especially body-wise, man.
01:24:30.000 I don't know how much...
01:24:31.000 Look, I know that the way I'm built, a lot of it is genetics.
01:24:35.000 Because my mom's built like me.
01:24:37.000 My mom is short and wide.
01:24:38.000 My mom's built like a bulldog, man.
01:24:40.000 She's a...
01:24:41.000 She's not a petite lady by any stretch of the imagination.
01:24:44.000 She has these big-ass wide feet and they're always breaking shoes.
01:24:47.000 She has all these problems with her feet because her feet were always way too wide for women's shoes.
01:24:53.000 It's good if you want a sturdy, brick-carrying Sicilian.
01:24:58.000 That's what my mom's probably, her genetics are really good for, carrying heavy shit around.
01:25:03.000 Back in the homeland.
01:25:05.000 I got those genetics.
01:25:07.000 It's real clear that if I don't work out, I don't trust myself.
01:25:12.000 I don't like the way I resolve issues.
01:25:15.000 I don't like how quick my temper is.
01:25:17.000 I don't like it.
01:25:18.000 See, that shit doesn't happen for me at all.
01:25:20.000 But then there's the nature versus nurture thing, because I know a certain amount of it is biological, but a certain amount of it is also I've been feeding my body this adrenaline energy explosion of My body, from the time I was a small boy, has been exploding on things, just smashing things.
01:25:36.000 And when your body grows up like that, and it sort of like engineers itself to perform under those balance loads, you know, under those extreme loads, rather, then when it builds up for that, and then when there's no load, there's no release, there's no explosion, there's no sprints, there's no smash, smash, smash, all of a sudden you just got all this smash juice, and it's not going anywhere, and somebody cuts you off in traffic, Fuck you!
01:25:59.000 I'll fucking spew my smash juice on you!
01:26:03.000 There's a lot of people that you see in traffic, man, and they're fucking freaking out and going off on someone.
01:26:09.000 A lot of those people just need a physical thing.
01:26:13.000 They need a physical thing to keep their body in balance.
01:26:16.000 It's the body.
01:26:17.000 It's not even.
01:26:19.000 Everybody's are different.
01:26:20.000 But for a lot of us, we're not getting nearly as much smash out as the body requires.
01:26:26.000 I really think it's everybody.
01:26:27.000 I really think everybody can benefit from it.
01:26:29.000 The human organism was designed for activity, not for sitting in front of a computer for nine hours, sitting in front of...
01:26:35.000 Driving home and then sitting and watching TV. We're not designed that way.
01:26:39.000 We're designed to be active.
01:26:40.000 And so to compensate, we have to create particularly intense one-hour sessions often because we are going to be sitting the rest of the time.
01:26:46.000 It's just the nature of how our jobs are.
01:26:49.000 But that physical release, I think, is important, not just for the body.
01:26:52.000 Obviously, the health benefits of the body are immense, but for the mind as well.
01:26:56.000 You know what I've been doing, man?
01:26:57.000 I've been doing light workouts throughout the day.
01:26:59.000 Instead of just one big fucking crazy workout a day, I had a back issue.
01:27:05.000 I kept getting the same muscle pull in my back because I would let it get like three-quarters of the way healed and then jump back into jiu-jitsu class and fuck it up again.
01:27:13.000 So I had to take like a certain amount of time off.
01:27:15.000 And when I took time off, I found out there's a lot of shit that I could still do that wasn't fucking with me.
01:27:20.000 So I did it like easily.
01:27:21.000 So I said, today I'm just going to do a couple sets of chin-ups and a couple sets of dips and that's it.
01:27:28.000 Let's see if that fucks with my back.
01:27:29.000 No, it doesn't.
01:27:30.000 Well, let me try it tomorrow.
01:27:31.000 I'm going to just do it.
01:27:32.000 And then I started doing all these things throughout the day.
01:27:34.000 I would do it several times a day where I would do just a few kettlebell exercises.
01:27:39.000 And I found that I was getting less sore, but I was getting strength gains.
01:27:43.000 Because when I was doing it over the course of a few months, I was noticing that when I do these little smaller workouts, a friend of mine told me that he got the best results on his chin-ups when he installed a chin-up bar in his house and every day he would just do 10 chin-ups.
01:27:58.000 Every day.
01:27:58.000 Not that hard.
01:27:59.000 Ten's easy.
01:28:00.000 One, two, three.
01:28:00.000 You do ten and he's done.
01:28:02.000 But he did it every day.
01:28:03.000 And he said, after a while I could do 20. And he goes, crazy.
01:28:06.000 It's just like your body just gets strong at doing that.
01:28:09.000 And there was never a day where he did it to failure.
01:28:12.000 He just did it to ten.
01:28:13.000 But you do it every day and your body goes, alright, we need these fucking ligaments, we need more blood, we need to thicken this forearm up and then next thing you know, it was almost like no pain but gain.
01:28:25.000 Those body weight workouts, a lot of people have had a lot of success with that.
01:28:28.000 I think it was Herschel Walker that did just a ridiculous amount of push-ups.
01:28:31.000 A lot of people say that Herschel Walker also lifted weights and he lies about it.
01:28:34.000 I don't know if that's true.
01:28:35.000 I don't want to discredit him.
01:28:37.000 But I do want to put that out there that I did read a lot of crazy shit that he said.
01:28:40.000 Like he only drinks like a cup of soup and a fucking loaf of – a couple pieces of bread and a salad.
01:28:46.000 That's all he eats.
01:28:46.000 And he'll eat once a day.
01:28:48.000 I don't know if that's true.
01:28:49.000 Where's all that mass coming from?
01:28:51.000 There's got to be numbers involved here.
01:28:54.000 Something has to come in to fill that.
01:28:56.000 That doesn't even make any sense.
01:28:58.000 And apparently he wants people to think of himself as what he is.
01:29:02.000 He takes a lot of pride in being an athletic freak.
01:29:04.000 Whatever the fuck he's doing and eating and whatever weights he's lifting.
01:29:07.000 The guy's 48 years old.
01:29:08.000 He's in amazing monster shape.
01:29:12.000 He's still a real super athlete.
01:29:14.000 But, you know, he had like, I believe it was trauma-induced multiple personality disorder.
01:29:21.000 I believe it was trauma-induced.
01:29:23.000 I mean, from all the years of playing football, he had a lot of issues.
01:29:27.000 I believe he wrote a book about that.
01:29:30.000 So who knows how much he remembers.
01:29:32.000 There might be one Herschel just eating steak all day and fucking doing squats.
01:29:38.000 It's not Herschel, it's Herman.
01:29:39.000 Yeah, that's Herschel Dose.
01:29:42.000 Somebody's working out, I'll tell you that.
01:29:44.000 He obviously does the push-ups and the sit-ups and everything else too, but the guy isn't just...
01:29:48.000 He's just one of those dudes that's just in monster, monster shape, man.
01:29:52.000 If he ever got into MMA when he got into football, if it was around back then, he might have been an all-time great.
01:29:59.000 Because you think, oh my god!
01:30:01.000 We haven't really seen that yet.
01:30:03.000 We haven't really seen a guy who's like a super...
01:30:05.000 We're seeing it in Jon Jones.
01:30:07.000 In Jon Jones, we're seeing it.
01:30:09.000 But before Jon Jones, we're never seeing some guy who just can learn shit really fast, and he's ridiculously strong, and it seems like he's just...
01:30:18.000 He just has an advantage over everyone he faces.
01:30:21.000 When Jon Jones grabbed Leota Machida in that fucking standing guillotine, you just knew Leota was not getting out.
01:30:27.000 His strength, his ability to manipulate bodies, it's really freaky to watch, man.
01:30:35.000 I describe it as he's got some crazy ant strength.
01:30:39.000 When you see an ant pick things up effortlessly, ant picks up a leaf, and it's like, how the What the fuck is that again?
01:30:44.000 Just picking up that thing.
01:30:45.000 If you look at the relation to its body, my god, it did it effortlessly.
01:30:49.000 More impressive to me was his Ryan Bader fight.
01:30:51.000 I mean, Bader's a badass.
01:30:52.000 He's a great wrestler, strong dude.
01:30:54.000 He beast fucks dudes.
01:30:55.000 He just throws them around.
01:30:56.000 It was impressive.
01:30:57.000 Nobody's ever even had him on his back.
01:30:58.000 I mean, has anybody?
01:31:00.000 Have you ever seen him in his guard?
01:31:01.000 At least Lyoto hit him a couple times good.
01:31:03.000 He did.
01:31:03.000 That was the first time I saw that.
01:31:04.000 He could take a shot.
01:31:05.000 He took some hard shots.
01:31:06.000 Yeah, but you know what?
01:31:07.000 How about he figured out Lyoto's striking?
01:31:09.000 How about that, man?
01:31:10.000 He had one tough round, and then he came back in the second round, cracked him, got him to the ground.
01:31:15.000 He cracked him with a fucking hard elbow, or a punch.
01:31:17.000 It was a punch or an elbow.
01:31:18.000 Well, the first one was like a left hook, I think, as Lyoto was coming in.
01:31:21.000 Cracked him, and then got him to the ground, smashed him with an elbow.
01:31:24.000 And that was basically all she wrote.
01:31:26.000 It was one elbow.
01:31:27.000 Lyoto got up, and he was dizzy.
01:31:28.000 I mean, he really said he couldn't focus, he couldn't see well, and then John got a hold of that neck.
01:31:33.000 You know, it's like, that could be, Hershel Walker could have been like one of those guys.
01:31:37.000 You know, he could, you know, there are guys out there, you know, the human body, as we've talked about before, they're not equal.
01:31:43.000 They're just not.
01:31:44.000 And some of them were getting better and better and better.
01:31:46.000 And back in the day, someone like Jon Jones would have a few thousand babies because they'd be on the top warrior in some marauding force.
01:31:57.000 I read a stat that Genghis Khan, they found a certain DNA in his Y chromosome.
01:32:02.000 And Genghis Khan is related to 0.5% of the world's population.
01:32:07.000 Holy shit.
01:32:08.000 0.5%.
01:32:08.000 It's like 8% of all the Asiatic people, but 0.5% of the entire world because of just the amount of people that he had sex with and his descendants had sex with because the Kublai Khan then went into power and he ran the Chinese dynasty.
01:32:22.000 But that kind of effect, we won't ever see anything like that.
01:32:26.000 Will Chamberlain, 10%.
01:32:27.000 10% of America is Will Chamberlain's DNA. It's crazy, but there was something to be said.
01:32:33.000 How many people do you think Genghis Khan fucked?
01:32:35.000 He didn't even have Viagra back then.
01:32:36.000 He just did it on pure hate.
01:32:38.000 Just a hate dick.
01:32:40.000 He was planning inside.
01:32:42.000 I mean, he was trying to have real Genghis's.
01:32:44.000 There was no pulling out for Genghis Khan.
01:32:46.000 Yeah, he must have just shot loads in it all day.
01:32:50.000 Isn't it amazing that that's how people rolled back then?
01:32:52.000 They just made as many kids as they could.
01:32:54.000 Well, I mean, not everybody, but Genghis Khan and his boys.
01:32:57.000 We're just assuming, right?
01:32:59.000 This might be slanderous.
01:33:01.000 Pussies must be so disgusting back then.
01:33:03.000 They got the DNA test for Genghis in particular.
01:33:05.000 It probably didn't smell good.
01:33:07.000 But I think there's something to be said for that kind of phenomenon.
01:33:11.000 Because nowadays, the best...
01:33:12.000 I mean, Genghis Khan was not only physically...
01:33:16.000 He was unbeatable as he rose up to the tribes in the Mongol steppe and the plateau.
01:33:20.000 Nobody could defeat him.
01:33:21.000 He won all his tribal battles.
01:33:22.000 But then, as a military mastermind, he was brilliant as far as what he did.
01:33:26.000 He kind of revolutionized a lot of the theories of warfare.
01:33:28.000 So, very intelligent, very physically capable.
01:33:31.000 And by his sexual encounters, at least the genetics part, I mean, fatherhood was a whole other issue and the humanity involved in all the races.
01:33:40.000 I'm sure he was a great father.
01:33:42.000 You're probably better off with him not being home.
01:33:45.000 This is how strip clubs were invented.
01:33:47.000 As far as genetically advancing, the genetic race probably played some positive part in that and that'll never happen again.
01:33:54.000 The geniuses of our world, the most amazing people who could Genetically speaking, purely, you know, advance the human race.
01:34:02.000 They're not having a thousand babies anymore.
01:34:04.000 They're not even having ten.
01:34:05.000 They're having one or two, you know, but really probably what would be beneficial would be if they had, you know, tons of babies.
01:34:11.000 I mean, that would really actually further the human race.
01:34:14.000 That's about the principle of sexual selection.
01:34:17.000 As it happens in the animal kingdom, that's how it works.
01:34:19.000 The biggest, smartest, baddest lion has the most babies.
01:34:22.000 It doesn't happen in man.
01:34:24.000 It seems that as we approach some sort of a symbiotic relationship with computers and technology that's inescapable, the power of the physical becomes less important.
01:34:33.000 Sure, so it should be the smartest person.
01:34:36.000 The smartest people have to get that pussy.
01:34:38.000 The people who have the power now aren't the physically strongest.
01:34:41.000 They're the smartest.
01:34:42.000 They get the money.
01:34:43.000 You listen to Al Pacino.
01:34:45.000 First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women.
01:34:48.000 He didn't say women.
01:34:49.000 He said pussy, bro.
01:34:50.000 Don't ever clean that up.
01:34:51.000 Don't ever clean that up.
01:34:52.000 But you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the pussy.
01:34:56.000 What movie was that?
01:34:57.000 Scarface?
01:34:57.000 Scarface.
01:34:58.000 Didn't he say you get the pussy?
01:34:59.000 I can't remember.
01:35:00.000 I've only seen that once and I've never seen it.
01:35:02.000 Did you get the bitches?
01:35:02.000 I don't usually like watching the Italian movies.
01:35:04.000 Did you say Italian movies?
01:35:06.000 Yeah, I don't really like the Italian movies too much.
01:35:08.000 Oh, Brian.
01:35:09.000 Oh, Brian.
01:35:12.000 Yeah, obviously, the smart people are not getting to breed at the same rate as Genghis Khan did, but...
01:35:18.000 I think people in general are just much smarter and much more aware and much more in tune than ever before.
01:35:25.000 But as far as like, yeah, like super geniuses, the biological race over the technological race, it seems to me the technological is so fucking far ahead of the biological that it's almost ridiculous to assume that the biological is ever going to catch up, whether it's through natural selection or not.
01:35:39.000 It just seems like technology in the short amount of time that it's been around has achieved so much momentum and so much innovation.
01:35:47.000 It's gone so many generations and models greater than what it was when it was first introduced that it seems like inevitable that that's going to be the big tip off.
01:35:56.000 It's going to be a technological innovation sort of a thing that changes everything.
01:36:00.000 And the idea that the human body is going to get good enough to catch up to that, I think that's ridiculous.
01:36:05.000 I think what's going to happen is there's going to be some sort of a large-scale genetic engineering of the human body.
01:36:10.000 We're going to be super people, bro.
01:36:14.000 We're going to be Thor.
01:36:15.000 We're going to have the ability to fly.
01:36:19.000 Technology is moved by genius people, outliers, a lot of the time.
01:36:25.000 We're closing down the possibilities for that genius-to-genius mating that would naturally occur to create That's okay because a genius can just shoot a load into a cup and make a million new people from it.
01:36:36.000 That's true.
01:36:37.000 I mean, I think eventually when we figure out how the body is actually created, how organs are created and we figure out the ability to replicate them, we're going to be able to figure out the way to make a super body.
01:36:49.000 Whether it's through some sort of a genetic manipulation to a person that already exists in a certain form, like in fucking Captain America, when they lock him into that tube and they zap him with all that blue shit and then, ba-boom, he comes out a super person.
01:37:02.000 I mean, that's not too far away.
01:37:04.000 Yeah.
01:37:05.000 Don't you think that seems to me like it would be way easier to do than it would be to send pictures through the air and have it go to someone else in Australia or China or something like that?
01:37:17.000 That seems to me way more impossible than you can improve a biological unit.
01:37:24.000 We understand cells.
01:37:25.000 We understand cell division.
01:37:26.000 We understand the mitochondria.
01:37:28.000 The power plants of the cells.
01:37:31.000 We understand genetics.
01:37:32.000 We've sort of mapped out the human genome.
01:37:34.000 Our understanding increases.
01:37:36.000 Now, we shouldn't say are because it's people far smarter than you or I. But those people, the people at the head of it, their understanding increases every single year.
01:37:43.000 Their data grows.
01:37:45.000 Their abilities grow.
01:37:46.000 It's going to reach some point.
01:37:48.000 Really, it seems obvious that in the future it's going to reach some point where they're going to be able to make a fucking superhuman.
01:37:53.000 Yeah, well then the moral and spiritual implications as far as whether that's a good thing or not a good thing come into play.
01:38:00.000 Yeah, it's like who the fuck...
01:38:01.000 A lot of movies have explored it.
01:38:02.000 Well, why is there a good thing at all?
01:38:05.000 Why is there a bad thing?
01:38:06.000 Why does the universe have that even as an option?
01:38:09.000 Well, it seems that you have to have it in order to inspire movement.
01:38:14.000 It's almost like you have to have tyranny to really come up with freedom.
01:38:19.000 You have to have people pushing you down.
01:38:21.000 Resistance from the opposite.
01:38:23.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:38:24.000 I mean, it seems...
01:38:26.000 Why else would the universe have evil?
01:38:28.000 I mean, all this stuff that exists, terrible feelings, horrible things you see, atrocities, the guy in Brooklyn who lit the woman on fire in the elevator, why do these even exist?
01:38:37.000 Why does the universe have this as an option?
01:38:40.000 If this does seem to be some sort of a mechanism or a program that's moving towards a very specific idea or a goal, something specific is going to...
01:38:51.000 There's something going on.
01:38:52.000 There's a process that the human being is involved in.
01:38:54.000 Just like bees making a beehive.
01:38:56.000 We're involved in some really super complicated process.
01:39:00.000 I agree with that, but I think that's kind of looking at a linear curve of progress, and I think there's some things missing from our evolution, and I think our spiritual base has gotten thrown way off.
01:39:11.000 Do you think it's possible that that's natural?
01:39:16.000 Do you think it's possible that this lack of connection to the spiritual was almost necessary to create this technological fucking bizarro world that we live in with no conscience and no thinking about the future and no planning?
01:39:35.000 In order for this thing to arise out of the human animal, we need to become some sort of a technological zombie that just creates and goes forth and does its bidding, does the bidding of the technology.
01:39:45.000 Much like those fucking mushrooms, I think it's a cordyceps mushroom that gets inside the fucking ant's head and makes them explode.
01:39:50.000 The moth, actually.
01:39:51.000 Yeah.
01:39:52.000 But does it to ants too, right?
01:39:53.000 Isn't there fungus that grows?
01:39:54.000 I've seen specials.
01:39:56.000 I mean, that's really what it's like.
01:39:57.000 It's like we're infected with technology.
01:40:00.000 It's almost like technology is what's keeping us from recognizing all these other spiritual realms and keeping us pushing forth in a certain direction, because if you think about it, Without any technology whatsoever, they would never be able to stop mushrooms.
01:40:12.000 They would never be able to stop pot.
01:40:14.000 They wouldn't know where anything is.
01:40:15.000 They wouldn't be able to arrest you.
01:40:16.000 They wouldn't be able to put you in jail.
01:40:17.000 They wouldn't be able to make laws.
01:40:18.000 They wouldn't be able to communicate.
01:40:20.000 They wouldn't have the news.
01:40:22.000 There would be nothing.
01:40:23.000 There would be nothing.
01:40:24.000 So it would be impossible.
01:40:25.000 So technology allows people to be suppressed.
01:40:28.000 As much as it gives them freedom, it also allows people to be suppressed and stay zombies and keep on the task.
01:40:35.000 Keep on the task.
01:40:37.000 I wonder, man.
01:40:37.000 I mean, everything else is natural.
01:40:39.000 We look at wolves.
01:40:40.000 Wolves is whatever fucked up thing they do where they push the beta male out and he's going to starve to death.
01:40:44.000 We look at it's horrible, but we also know that it's natural.
01:40:47.000 And it happens over and over and over and over again.
01:40:50.000 And there's, of course, a bunch of different scenarios that can take place.
01:40:53.000 There's a lot of different things that can happen.
01:40:55.000 But ultimately, they're moving in the same sort of a natural direction every time.
01:40:59.000 How do we not know that our lives are not exactly the same way, just far more complex and intertwined, and we're aware of it.
01:41:07.000 So it gives us this illusion that somehow or another this is just a random series of events.
01:41:13.000 Yeah, I mean, obviously that's certainly a possibility, but I think that I do strongly believe that there were certain situations in which key people in the wrong moments and key movements in society kind of debilitated this natural spiritual flourishing that should have grown in conjunction with the technology.
01:41:31.000 Maybe technology was always destined to outpace it a little bit.
01:41:34.000 Maybe it's your job to illuminate people.
01:41:36.000 Maybe that's why you're here.
01:41:37.000 You ever thought about that?
01:41:38.000 Like this conversation is getting heard by hundreds of thousands of people.
01:41:43.000 That's like a little tiny spark.
01:41:45.000 A little ha-choo that gets into the fucking bloodstream of the world.
01:41:50.000 A little virus that spreads out there.
01:41:52.000 I think that is part of the movement for change right now.
01:41:55.000 I think we're out of balance as a society and as a world.
01:41:58.000 And I think we have to get back into it.
01:42:00.000 It probably is.
01:42:02.000 Indignation is natural.
01:42:03.000 All the reaction is natural.
01:42:05.000 Me wearing a Ron Paul shirt is natural.
01:42:07.000 It's all natural.
01:42:08.000 It's a push into a certain direction, and then that's the natural mode of response.
01:42:15.000 That's what it's supposed to do.
01:42:16.000 And I think it has to happen.
01:42:17.000 I mean, I think a lot of laws have to change.
01:42:19.000 Things have to be dropped.
01:42:20.000 I mean, we have shortcuts to get there.
01:42:22.000 That's the fucked up thing.
01:42:23.000 And these shortcuts grow naturally all over the world.
01:42:27.000 And they just happen to be illegal.
01:42:29.000 And we got to change that.
01:42:31.000 And we got to give people the shortcuts, but also the foundation behind it.
01:42:34.000 I mean, having somebody just saying, yeah, take mushrooms, go willy-nilly.
01:42:37.000 It's like telling someone to go into the deep jungle and not saying...
01:42:40.000 Hey, you got to bring mosquito repellent.
01:42:42.000 You got to bring this.
01:42:42.000 It's like saying, here's some scuba equipment.
01:42:44.000 Figure that shit out and go dive in the ocean.
01:42:46.000 That's not a good idea either.
01:42:47.000 I mean, you still have to...
01:42:48.000 There's these structures in place and the shamans have had it figured out.
01:42:51.000 It's thousands of years of lineage of teaching and how to explore these realms.
01:42:55.000 Like you say, scuba gear is the perfect analogy.
01:42:58.000 You know, don't go deep water diving.
01:42:59.000 Unless you know exactly what you're doing.
01:43:01.000 But if you do, you can get to these realms that give you direct access to God.
01:43:06.000 And the reason why religions have pushed against that, if you have direct access to the all, to the universe, to God, whatever name you want to put on it, then you don't need the priests.
01:43:15.000 And if you don't need the priests, they have no power.
01:43:18.000 So all of these religions came up putting intermediaries in place so that they could develop these massive power structures using guilt and different mechanisms to control the people.
01:43:27.000 And I think we got off course.
01:43:29.000 And now, you know, here's a chance to correct.
01:43:32.000 Well, that was John Marco Allegro's thoughts for the whole creation of the Bible in the first place, that it's suppression of information, that the original stories were hidden in these, you know, these little tales in the Bible with all these little hidden clues, but that really what it was all about was psychedelic mushrooms, that these people were just trying to preserve this information when they were captured by the Romans.
01:43:53.000 It's fascinating if that is the root of it all.
01:43:57.000 The root of it all, just a few people trying to keep this experience, this connection to something else going, whether it's real or not, whether it's real or imagined.
01:44:05.000 Like I said, Christianity may be not real, but fucking helps you for sure.
01:44:10.000 Well, if something's going on, if it's fake, and yet it still helps.
01:44:14.000 I know a lot of people, believe it or not, they believe, and because they believe, they've become better, their life's been enriched.
01:44:20.000 So that's an effective tool, you know?
01:44:22.000 Sure.
01:44:23.000 Well, I mean, you also have to think, you know, obviously there needs to be a place for that, and Christianity can fill it, but is it the best tool to fill that?
01:44:31.000 Well, the thing about Christianity...
01:44:33.000 Could there not be a better one to develop?
01:44:35.000 Sure.
01:44:35.000 The difference between like, you know, a lot of people say like, why would you talk bad about someone's ideas when it comes to like Christianity, but yet you espouse all these ridiculous ideas when it comes to drugs?
01:44:46.000 Well, first of all, it's not all drugs, it's psychedelics.
01:44:51.000 And second of all, just try one.
01:44:53.000 Just take a deep mushroom trip and tell me there's not something going on.
01:44:56.000 It's really one of those things where it's a repeatable experience, you know, anyone You really can.
01:45:02.000 And then you'll understand what the fuss is all about because it's not as simple as a hallucination.
01:45:06.000 It's not.
01:45:08.000 There's definitely some perturbing of your visual senses, your perceptions of the world.
01:45:13.000 But then there's also a voice and there's a conversation with something that seems outer-worldly that's communicating with you in some sort of a telepathic way.
01:45:22.000 And there's always a deep insight into how your life works and a really clear illumination of all the issues that you've got going on.
01:45:29.000 Which is like, why would there be an experience that's both humbling and enlightening and guiding?
01:45:35.000 And why would there be that?
01:45:37.000 Is it just your imagination?
01:45:40.000 Really?
01:45:40.000 Is it that simple?
01:45:42.000 Is it that simple?
01:45:43.000 Or is this how a life form comes?
01:45:45.000 Well, I mean, there's two ways to look at it.
01:45:47.000 Yeah, there's the what is actually happening way, but then there's the simple pragmatic effect of how it affects people who take it.
01:45:53.000 And overwhelmingly, the people who have taken these with the right intent in the right setting have these mystical experiences that change their life for the positive.
01:46:02.000 So whatever you're accessing, pragmatically, it's a positive benefit.
01:46:05.000 It fills this void to find the mystic.
01:46:08.000 Obviously, myself and you believe that there is something else out there that you're accessing, for sure, and the traditions do as well.
01:46:13.000 But either way, just on a purely pragmatic approach, it's having positive benefits on a human's life.
01:46:19.000 Huge positive benefit.
01:46:19.000 Studiable.
01:46:20.000 Johns Hopkins University did that recent magic mushroom study that they did, improved long-term psychological health.
01:46:27.000 I mean, this is a legit university.
01:46:29.000 They're coming to this conclusion after doing tests on people.
01:46:31.000 The point there is they say they found a sweet spot where we can optimize the positive, persistent effects and avoid some of the fear and anxiety that can occur and be quite disruptive, says lead author Roland Griffiths, professor of behavioral biology at Hopkins.
01:46:45.000 So what he's essentially saying is, what everyone's been saying, you need a shaman.
01:46:49.000 A shaman doesn't just throw you out into the fucking woods, but gives you the correct dose and allows you to achieve this state of oneness.
01:46:58.000 Whatever it is, let's just call it bliss.
01:47:00.000 So we take out all the woo Let's just call this state of enhanced experience that is a psychedelic bliss.
01:47:08.000 It's bliss mixed with self-reflection and critical self-reflection.
01:47:11.000 Very fair, honest, and uncomfortable at times.
01:47:16.000 And that's a hallmark of all psychedelic experiences is the personal reflection.
01:47:21.000 And eating marijuana.
01:47:22.000 Eating marijuana is one of the most personal, reflecting things you can do.
01:47:25.000 That's why a lot of people hate it.
01:47:26.000 You know, they hate when they go too deep, when they fuck up and eat a brownie, like, you bitch, and then they sit down and freak out about the fucking world.
01:47:33.000 As much as you think you're looking at the whole thing, I bet you're not looking at it all, because you can't.
01:47:39.000 In order to get in your fucking car and get on the 405 every day and drive into downtown L.A., The only way you can do that every day is if you compartmentalize your thinking.
01:47:49.000 And if you're thinking about the very structure of the universe, you get subatomic particles, you start thinking about waves and string theory.
01:48:00.000 And craziness, and what is cells, and biology, and the different organisms that live in your body, and the healthy bacteria you consume, and yogurt, and fucking acidophilus, and like, what's going on here?
01:48:13.000 You can't.
01:48:14.000 There's not enough room for that.
01:48:15.000 You can't process all that shit, so you gotta put your blinders on.
01:48:18.000 But then you eat that brownie, and...
01:48:21.000 It all just blasts into focus.
01:48:23.000 You feel your heartbeat.
01:48:24.000 It seems weird.
01:48:26.000 It seems tired.
01:48:27.000 The best analogy I heard was that taking psychedelics is like a banquet for the spirit.
01:48:34.000 It takes a while to prepare.
01:48:36.000 It's very rich.
01:48:37.000 It takes some time to digest.
01:48:39.000 You can't do that every day.
01:48:41.000 And what fills the void, eating dinner in this analogy, is meditation and just doing a little bit.
01:48:46.000 It could be yoga.
01:48:47.000 It could be 10 minutes in your house.
01:48:49.000 But actually finding that point of stillness, In our lives, that's dinner.
01:48:52.000 And then the banquet is when you get to really go into the void and bring back some knowledge and some different experience.
01:48:58.000 But I think that would be the one thing, if we could create one rule, and if I could say I had omnipotent power, the one rule would be that there would be some shamanistic tradition that had a coming-of-age custom ceremony in the world in which when you came of age as a society, You know, you had a psychedelic mystical experience with a trained guide with your peers and with your elders and had this community experience, even if it was only just one.
01:49:25.000 So you got to experience and taste that something else that's wholly other than just yourself and kind of transcend your own ego, even for one evening.
01:49:33.000 And I think that would make single-handedly the most difference as far as change in society.
01:49:39.000 You know, that one coming-of-age ritual in which, you know, they got to experience that.
01:49:44.000 I think that would be it.
01:49:45.000 Unless someone made it like boot camp.
01:49:47.000 Now you are a warrior!
01:49:50.000 And you fucking take your sword and go out in the world and try to fucking cut down your kingdom.
01:49:56.000 Yeah.
01:49:56.000 No, it couldn't be like that.
01:49:57.000 But the shamans don't, you know, they never...
01:49:59.000 And I wouldn't say never.
01:50:00.000 Obviously, there's different shamans.
01:50:01.000 But the tradition is not in that.
01:50:03.000 It's in transcending the ego.
01:50:05.000 And a lot of those kind of warmongering mentalities are very ego-driven.
01:50:08.000 Like, I will stomp you because I am strong.
01:50:11.000 You know, you don't get that from the psychedelic experience.
01:50:14.000 I mean, you could get that from certain mushroom experience.
01:50:15.000 Well, didn't the Norsemen?
01:50:16.000 Yeah.
01:50:17.000 They got it from Amanita Muscaria.
01:50:19.000 They would go berserker.
01:50:21.000 Yeah, you can certainly channel it into some very invincible, aggressive states.
01:50:25.000 Especially if that's like your reality.
01:50:27.000 I mean, that's what you...
01:50:28.000 You want Odin to guide you to victory, man.
01:50:31.000 I mean, your reality is not...
01:50:32.000 There are no vacation homes for the fucking Vikings.
01:50:36.000 There is no Disneyland resort that you can take the kids.
01:50:39.000 It's about cutting people's heads off before they cut your heads off.
01:50:42.000 It's about storming the beaches and taking all the women.
01:50:45.000 That's what he wants.
01:50:46.000 Some mushrooms to help him out with this.
01:50:48.000 There was no other way to live, you know?
01:50:50.000 Were there any, you know, pacifist Vikings?
01:50:53.000 No, they didn't survive.
01:50:54.000 Conscientious, objective Vikings?
01:50:56.000 They didn't make babies.
01:50:57.000 Yeah, none of that going on back then, bitch.
01:50:59.000 You're there for one reason, to make little baby Brock Lesnar's.
01:51:02.000 Yeah.
01:51:03.000 That's it.
01:51:03.000 That was the goal, yeah.
01:51:05.000 I think mushrooms in particular allow you...
01:51:08.000 I believe that there's kind of two energetic forces out there.
01:51:12.000 And they're not good and they're not evil.
01:51:13.000 One's just...
01:51:14.000 You can call it the dark or you can call it the light.
01:51:16.000 But one's more really the primal side of life.
01:51:20.000 It's that kill or be killed.
01:51:21.000 It's that kind of savage animal...
01:51:24.000 Dominant side.
01:51:25.000 And that has a certain energy that has some destruction elements to it.
01:51:28.000 But it's all, like you said, it's all part of the same thing.
01:51:30.000 And some people, no.
01:51:32.000 Some people don't have it.
01:51:33.000 And some people are really purely intellectual.
01:51:36.000 And they're not connected to the physical, but their intellectual is off the fucking charts.
01:51:41.000 And I think that's also a part of this big, crazy puzzle.
01:51:43.000 Is that there's a you, and there's a me, and there's a Brian.
01:51:47.000 It's like that old song.
01:51:48.000 It takes every kind of people to...
01:51:52.000 I mean, it sounds so stupid and ridiculous and simple, but it really does.
01:51:57.000 I mean, in order to accomplish this greater goal, this bizarre, multicultural, uber-complex civilization, it really does require almost every conceivable personality all working together.
01:52:07.000 I agree, but I still think that people should strive for internal balance.
01:52:10.000 I think that leads to the biggest happiness.
01:52:12.000 Sure, especially if you're pulled towards that, if you feel like it's missing in your life.
01:52:17.000 And for a lot of people, that is the case.
01:52:19.000 A lot of people are very unhappy.
01:52:22.000 A lot of people do not feel fulfilled.
01:52:25.000 I feel very lucky that everything I enjoy that I do in my life, I enjoy these things.
01:52:33.000 I enjoy every podcast I do.
01:52:35.000 I enjoy all of my friends.
01:52:37.000 Except Saturdays.
01:52:37.000 Saturdays kind of sucked, but that wasn't your fault.
01:52:39.000 Shit happened, man.
01:52:41.000 You just...
01:52:41.000 You can't get Daryl Wright and a porn star in one room and expect fucking sparks.
01:52:47.000 If you can figure out a way to do that, to find whatever it is you do that you really get satisfaction with, whether it's carpentry or whether it's painting pictures or whatever the fuck it is, That really is one of the most important things.
01:53:00.000 And then, no cunts.
01:53:02.000 Have a no cunt rule.
01:53:03.000 Just no cunts.
01:53:04.000 Don't be a cunt.
01:53:05.000 Just stop it.
01:53:06.000 You know, when people get mad at me on the message board because I keep fucking pinking people and banning people, the way my message board is set up on JoeRogan.net There's a bunch of moderators, all of them I know personally, or at least I know them online, and they're all really cool.
01:53:19.000 And they don't want you being a douchebag.
01:53:20.000 It's really simple.
01:53:21.000 If you act too annoying, you're trying too fucking hard, you stumble in, piss off people, you get cunty, you just get moved to this stupid room.
01:53:30.000 In this stupid room, you get a pink name, and now everybody knows you fucked up.
01:53:34.000 You either acted like an asshole, or you were rude, or...
01:53:37.000 You got annoying.
01:53:38.000 Whatever the fuck it is.
01:53:39.000 You're not being cool.
01:53:40.000 You're not enhancing things.
01:53:41.000 And for some reason, people think that you're supposed to, by giving them free speech, you allow them into your little cyber room.
01:53:49.000 You allow them to be cunts.
01:53:51.000 People have mistaken free speech for you can be a cunt with no repercussions.
01:53:57.000 Like, I'm on the internet!
01:53:58.000 What about free speech?
01:53:59.000 It's like, this isn't speech.
01:54:01.000 You're just cunty.
01:54:02.000 You're allowed to talk, but I don't have to listen.
01:54:05.000 I shut you off.
01:54:06.000 I don't want you around.
01:54:07.000 Do you not understand that you're an unpleasant vibe?
01:54:10.000 No one's stopping you from starting your own message board.
01:54:14.000 No one's starting you.
01:54:14.000 But what they're saying is, in a cyber home, you're not welcome anymore.
01:54:18.000 Because you're annoying.
01:54:20.000 Because you come over and you bring a bad vibe.
01:54:22.000 And people, for whatever fucking reason, because they're so entitled with this sense of anonymity and this unnatural way of behaving that people have because there's no social repercussions, the norm is to be cunty.
01:54:35.000 The norm is to say bitchy shit that would make me tell you to get the fuck out of my party.
01:54:39.000 And you think you could just do that.
01:54:41.000 And they think they could just do it and get away with it.
01:54:43.000 And you're an asshole if you call them out.
01:54:44.000 Like, dude, just stop talking about me.
01:54:46.000 Stop being a dick.
01:54:47.000 Go away.
01:54:48.000 Bye-bye.
01:54:49.000 Imagine having a party.
01:54:50.000 And some guy comes over and just criticizes everything you're saying and says you're half-retarded and some of your ideas.
01:54:58.000 Like, oh, okay.
01:54:58.000 Get out of my fucking house, dude.
01:55:00.000 Just go.
01:55:01.000 They don't get it, man.
01:55:02.000 They don't get it.
01:55:03.000 There's other ways to communicate, you fuck.
01:55:05.000 And you're thinking that there's only one way because you've been doing it this way for so fucking long, you actually feel entitled to be a cunt.
01:55:12.000 Treat it like it's a house.
01:55:14.000 Would you come over to someone's house and you're meeting them and would you communicate with them like that?
01:55:17.000 If you would, I would kick you out.
01:55:19.000 It's really that simple.
01:55:20.000 Don't think you can come into my cyber house and not get kicked out for being annoying.
01:55:24.000 Don't make me buble you.
01:55:26.000 Oh shit, I just did.
01:55:27.000 Have you been bubled?
01:55:28.000 Is there an update?
01:55:29.000 Nothing.
01:55:29.000 I haven't seen anything.
01:55:30.000 I haven't seen anything.
01:55:31.000 What they call that buble denial.
01:55:32.000 Dude, I haven't seen a goddamn thing.
01:55:35.000 It's true.
01:55:35.000 Do you watch Saturday Night Live?
01:55:36.000 No, I don't watch Saturday Night Live.
01:55:37.000 You watched Fear Factor last night?
01:55:38.000 I watched that.
01:55:39.000 Well, you saw Buble 32 times.
01:55:41.000 I had to tweet it.
01:55:43.000 I was tweeting live.
01:55:44.000 Oh, yeah.
01:55:45.000 I was wondering if you were doing that for...
01:55:47.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:55:48.000 Yeah, I told them I would do it.
01:55:49.000 Oh, that's cool.
01:55:49.000 It's fun, but I can't give away spoilers.
01:55:52.000 Right.
01:55:52.000 I have to make sure that everything I'm saying is like...
01:55:56.000 No spoilers.
01:55:57.000 Yeah.
01:55:57.000 Just gotta protect the information from the people.
01:56:01.000 Speak...
01:56:01.000 You were watching East Coast time.
01:56:03.000 How the fuck...
01:56:04.000 Is that because you have direct TV? Yo, I just know shit, though, yo.
01:56:07.000 Dog, I know people.
01:56:08.000 I know to hook that shit up.
01:56:10.000 I see.
01:56:11.000 I wanted to bring something out while...
01:56:15.000 Aubrey's here.
01:56:16.000 And yes, his name used to be Chris.
01:56:17.000 If you go back and go, man, there used to be a podcast where there was a guy that looked just like that.
01:56:22.000 No second thoughts, huh?
01:56:22.000 It's actually finally gotten to the point where Chris sounds weird to me.
01:56:26.000 Really?
01:56:27.000 It's not that many people that can pull off changing their fucking name and having us not make fun of it.
01:56:36.000 We gotta make fun of it a little.
01:56:38.000 I guess you got a little of it.
01:56:39.000 I get a little bit of it.
01:56:40.000 But it ain't that bad.
01:56:41.000 I still get a few of it.
01:56:42.000 Hey, who's that girl, Aubrey?
01:56:44.000 Especially in Texas, I would imagine.
01:56:46.000 Usually you go named Aubrey.
01:56:48.000 Yeah, do you ever wear beaded bracelets?
01:56:51.000 Do you ever do that?
01:56:52.000 No, not usually.
01:56:53.000 I do have some.
01:56:55.000 You call yourself Aubrey and you have like wooden beads.
01:56:57.000 He has his shells.
01:56:59.000 Oh, the shell necklaces.
01:57:00.000 Isn't that a John Heffron joke?
01:57:02.000 Is it?
01:57:02.000 I don't know.
01:57:03.000 Hey, I wanted to talk because, you know, obviously we know each other originally from the fleshlight.
01:57:08.000 A lot of people might not know that.
01:57:09.000 And then we're sort of in business together and on it and making Alpha Brain and...
01:57:14.000 Shroom Tech Sport.
01:57:17.000 By the way, I love that fucking Shroom Tech.
01:57:19.000 That stuff's the shit before jiu-jitsu.
01:57:20.000 It's great for working out.
01:57:22.000 Is there B12 in that too?
01:57:23.000 There is.
01:57:24.000 How much B12? Methylcobalamin, there's like 2,000 micrograms in there.
01:57:29.000 That's a lot.
01:57:30.000 But the methylcobalamin is a different type of B12 than the cyanocobalamin.
01:57:35.000 Cyanocobalamin actually creates a molecular cyanide when it's released into the body, but methylcobalamin is called methyl B12. A lot healthier for the body and a lot better.
01:57:44.000 But a lot of people take, like an athlete that gets an injection, that's tens of thousands of micrograms of B12. So it's water-soluble, releases any excess, just releases through urine.
01:57:55.000 So the body will utilize what it can and then just pee out the rest.
01:58:00.000 And the cordyceps mushroom was first used by Chinese athletes?
01:58:03.000 Is that who they figured it out first?
01:58:05.000 Yeah, first used by Chinese.
01:58:06.000 But they figured it out 2,000 years ago.
01:58:08.000 Cordyceps, you know, the herd's been in northern Tibet and China.
01:58:11.000 They're in extremely high altitudes.
01:58:13.000 And up there in those altitudes, the herds and the people get very sluggish.
01:58:16.000 And they notice that when a certain type of mushroom was available and on the ground and the herds would eat it, the herds would become particularly active.
01:58:24.000 And they would be moving around.
01:58:26.000 They'd have more endurance.
01:58:27.000 They'd be able to push them harder and they'd be playing more.
01:58:29.000 And so, you know, back in the day, that was your biggest cue if you were just a person kind of looking around.
01:58:34.000 So they took a look at these and they tried them themselves and found the same results.
01:58:38.000 And what we know now is that the cordyceps mushroom, it's actually a symbiont to the ghost moth, which is the host for the mushroom.
01:58:48.000 And what they believe that it does is the same thing that it does in people And in other animals that ingest it, it increases the oxygen utilization and cellular energy of the animal, of the moth itself, to allow the moth in this extremely high altitude plane to be able to fly better, to be able to fly longer, and actually survive and adapt.
01:59:07.000 And then when the moth dies, the cordyceps mushroom actually springs out of it.
01:59:12.000 And so the first people to discover it in form of like real athletic competition was Coach Ma and the Chinese Olympic team back in Beijing.
01:59:22.000 Shroom tech, and then you die.
01:59:24.000 Are mushrooms going to grow out of your fucking head?
01:59:26.000 I'm serious, man.
01:59:27.000 Is it like those ants?
01:59:30.000 Is it like those ants in the Amazon?
01:59:34.000 Whatever jungle it is, where those ants get infected by spores, and then those spores explode out of their fucking head and contaminate the other ants.
01:59:41.000 These are dead and dried.
01:59:42.000 Otherwise, it could be possible.
01:59:44.000 Really?
01:59:45.000 These are dead and dried.
01:59:46.000 If they're dead and dried, then what is the benefit?
01:59:49.000 Where's the benefit coming from?
01:59:50.000 It's still coming from what's inside the mushroom.
01:59:53.000 There's a lot of available raw adenosine, which is what is an important factor in the ATP-ADP cycle.
01:59:59.000 So don't go growing your own cordyceps mushroom and just eating them bitches.
02:00:03.000 The digestive system will kill all that anyways.
02:00:06.000 But it doesn't on ants.
02:00:08.000 It's a different mushroom for ants.
02:00:09.000 Cordyceps is only found in the high regions of Tibet and China.
02:00:13.000 And it was actually the most expensive nutritional compound in the world for a while.
02:00:17.000 It was getting up to over $20,000 a kilo of cordyceps mushroom at some point.
02:00:21.000 Is it because it's really hard to grow?
02:00:23.000 It's impossible to grow, really.
02:00:25.000 Until they could only wild cultivate it from these moths.
02:00:28.000 It was very difficult.
02:00:29.000 Until Aloha Nutritional, the company that we get it from, Dr. John Holliday, he made some...
02:00:34.000 Real advances in medicine that allowed him to cultivate it in a competitive substrate that allows the cordyceps to grow and be very effective in a cultivated state.
02:00:44.000 Otherwise, they had to...
02:00:45.000 Yeah, explain the competitive aspect of it because that's really fucking fascinating.
02:00:48.000 Yeah, so they grow it in like a brown rice kind of compote substrate.
02:00:52.000 And what they found is that mushrooms have to compete for a variety of things.
02:00:55.000 When they come upon a log or any kind of different environment when they're in, depending on what's out there, they will...
02:01:03.000 Put out anti-competition compounds, which actually both strengthen their own species and also eliminate the other species.
02:01:10.000 So if there's a bunch of bacteria, they'll excrete certain things to thwart the bacteria that's trying to get at the decomposing lung.
02:01:16.000 But if there's other mushrooms, there's certain anti-competition compounds available in those mushrooms that's going to allow the mushroom to actually thrive.
02:01:24.000 And some of those anti-competition compounds are some of the bioactive compounds that are found in the mushrooms.
02:01:30.000 Wow, that's fucking badass.
02:01:32.000 So by putting them in a competitive environment, it makes them stronger.
02:01:35.000 So in the cordyceps, you get more raw adenosine.
02:01:37.000 And the oxygen utilization is another really cool thing.
02:01:40.000 And that's very easy to test, actually.
02:01:43.000 Because you can actually take a mask, and the oxygen level is normally 20%.
02:01:47.000 And you breathe it out at 13%.
02:01:49.000 And then you put the mask on, and after taking cordyceps for two weeks, you'll come out, and the oxygen you intake is still at...
02:01:56.000 It's still at 20%, but you're breathing out at 8%, which was one of the studies that they showed.
02:02:01.000 So that's a 50% increase, roughly, 40% increase.
02:02:03.000 That seems like everybody would have to take it then.
02:02:05.000 Is that really possible?
02:02:06.000 That seems like too high.
02:02:08.000 I don't notice it that high.
02:02:09.000 I don't feel like it's that high when I take it.
02:02:11.000 I don't feel like I have 50% more endurance.
02:02:13.000 Well, that's just oxygen utilization, though.
02:02:15.000 That's not endurance.
02:02:16.000 It's not measuring the actual endurance capacity.
02:02:19.000 Oxygen utilization should be a huge part of that, though, no?
02:02:21.000 It should be a big part.
02:02:22.000 And that study's been out.
02:02:24.000 It's actually posted on the site.
02:02:25.000 Other studies have shown varying different degrees, but always oxygen utilization is a key.
02:02:30.000 And also, adenosine providing increased ATP synthesis versus ADP. The biggest boost that I ever got endurance-wise is when I had my nose fixed because my nose was all fucked up and broken inside.
02:02:41.000 I couldn't get any air through it.
02:02:42.000 I was a mouth breather.
02:02:43.000 And then once I got my nose fixed, I was like, literally, like, I got a 20% bump in my cardio.
02:02:48.000 Yeah, that's a big difference.
02:02:49.000 It's amazing, you know?
02:02:50.000 That was the most amazing, obvious thing that I realized.
02:02:54.000 But this is a fucking close second.
02:02:57.000 When I have, like, real hard workouts, man, you know, especially, like, jujitsu class, like, you know, I rolled for the first time in a while last night, and I rolled, like, You know, deep into the class.
02:03:08.000 Like, a lot of times, you know, you go five or six guys and you just don't want to do it anymore.
02:03:12.000 You're just done.
02:03:13.000 But this, like, gets me one extra role.
02:03:16.000 I feel like it's not easy, but it gets me one extra role.
02:03:19.000 And at the end of it, where I'm like, wow, I feel like I feel all right.
02:03:22.000 It 100% gives you a boost.
02:03:25.000 But it doesn't give me that cracked out, red There's no stimulants in it.
02:03:29.000 So surrounding the cordyceps, which is providing cellular energy versus glandular energy.
02:03:34.000 Glandular energy is basically tricking your body to release adrenaline.
02:03:37.000 That's what caffeine and all these things are doing.
02:03:39.000 You're basically releasing more adrenaline.
02:03:41.000 So you feel like you have energy, but your actual cells, which are still using the ATP cycle to produce energy, don't have any extra energy.
02:03:48.000 So you push harder because you think you have more energy.
02:03:51.000 And you crush your adrenals.
02:03:53.000 Kevin James was told by his doctor he had to stop drinking coffee.
02:03:56.000 Yeah.
02:03:56.000 It's killing his adrenals.
02:03:58.000 Yeah, it's just pushing that button over and over again until the button just doesn't have as much to give.
02:04:01.000 The button just turns to a leathery sack.
02:04:03.000 Yeah, this is operating on a totally different mechanism.
02:04:05.000 That's why you get that kind of physical burst.
02:04:08.000 It's subtler than people.
02:04:10.000 People who are used to taking it, oh, explode.
02:04:12.000 They might be like, oh, this shit sucks.
02:04:13.000 That's a good question.
02:04:14.000 I wanted to ask you about this.
02:04:15.000 I like that Jack 3D. I like that stuff before it worked out.
02:04:18.000 Can I take the two of them together?
02:04:19.000 Absolutely.
02:04:20.000 There's no negative repercussions doing that?
02:04:22.000 They're doing completely different things.
02:04:24.000 Jack3D makes you fucking, you just feel like you got some energy too.
02:04:28.000 That stuff's good.
02:04:28.000 And by the way, we have no affiliation with Jack3D.
02:04:31.000 Use whichever nitric oxide supplement you enjoy.
02:04:34.000 But a buddy of mine told me about Jack3D.
02:04:36.000 He's like, dude, I like this stuff.
02:04:37.000 When I started taking it, I was like, just give you a little boost.
02:04:39.000 You know what else is great too?
02:04:41.000 Beta-alanine.
02:04:42.000 Beta-alanine, Dr. Ulis told me about this.
02:04:45.000 Ulis is a famous sports doctor, and he said this is one of the few things that he's noticed over the past few years, supplements that he finds to be really legit as far as muscle building, muscle recovery.
02:04:57.000 He's found that he makes big gains with this stuff, or quicker gains than he's used to, and he's pretty in tune with his body.
02:05:03.000 That's another thing about this shroom tech stuff.
02:05:05.000 I think you have to be in tune with your body.
02:05:07.000 And, you know, when people ask me, like, hey, what should I buy?
02:05:10.000 You know, this stuff.
02:05:11.000 Should I buy that Shroom Tech stuff?
02:05:12.000 Like, do you work out?
02:05:13.000 How hard do you work out?
02:05:14.000 If you don't work out really hard, save your money.
02:05:16.000 Wouldn't it be nice just for the energy boost, though, instead of having Starbucks every day?
02:05:20.000 If you're using Starbucks every day and you want that kind of energy, it's a different kind of blast.
02:05:24.000 Like, once you start working out, that's when you really start to feel it.
02:05:28.000 Yeah, I get that Starbucks.
02:05:29.000 When you get a grande coffee at Starbucks and you two sips in and you fucking love everything, fuck you, I want to go fucking paint my car, you know?
02:05:38.000 You get almost like a meth crank, sort of a really excited feeling to it.
02:05:44.000 You don't ever get that with Shroom Tech.
02:05:46.000 Trenta.
02:05:47.000 Oh my god, that's 30 ounces?
02:05:48.000 Yeah, that's the size of your stomach.
02:05:49.000 Dude, you're going to die.
02:05:50.000 I'll do one of those a day.
02:05:51.000 That's going to jack your whole system, man.
02:05:56.000 Sleep Tech.
02:05:57.000 Yeah, you must be massively addicted to that.
02:05:59.000 The other Shroom Tech product, though, everybody should definitely consider doing it.
02:06:02.000 Shroom Tech Immune.
02:06:03.000 Yeah, Shroom Tech Immune.
02:06:04.000 And what is the difference?
02:06:04.000 What's the stuff in Shroom Tech Immune?
02:06:06.000 A whole different set of mushrooms.
02:06:07.000 So from Aloha Medicinals, Dr. John Holliday, his kind of flagship product is this product called IO Immune.
02:06:13.000 Which takes certain elements of these mushrooms that he grows together in the substrate.
02:06:17.000 It's actually a very specific part of it.
02:06:20.000 And they're called triple right-hand helix polysaccharide beta-glucans.
02:06:24.000 And what these particular mushrooms do, and they're present in chaga mushrooms in particularly strong quantities.
02:06:29.000 I take that.
02:06:31.000 What they do is they actually trigger an innate response from the immune system.
02:06:36.000 In the body's natural immune system, the gut is responsible for a lot of the natural killer cells that actually fight all the pathogens and entering bacteria, viruses, cancer cells that are shed.
02:06:48.000 What happens at an early age for us is with all the antibiotics that are in our water that we take, we end up killing scores of these probiotic bacteria in our stomach.
02:06:58.000 They are no longer available to create the amount of immune cells that can go attack any invading pathogens that get us sick all the time.
02:07:05.000 So we're at a natural disadvantage.
02:07:08.000 And they've done a ton of studies on this ioimmune.
02:07:11.000 They're using it in...
02:07:13.000 At the same time as cancer patients getting treatment for chemotherapy, at the same time that hepatitis B patients are getting treatment with lamivudine, which is a prescribed pharmaceutical viral therapy, and having dramatically positive results in combination with other treatments because it's raising the body's natural immune system.
02:07:31.000 And how it does it is these triple right-hand beta-glucan polysaccharide molecules, which are unique to these mushrooms, they are recognized by the body as foreign elements.
02:07:41.000 And so the body mounts up their charge of innate and natural killers, these T cells and different killer cells, and basically builds an army to deal with this that's actually a benign threat.
02:07:51.000 So there's a cardboard army coming at them and they have a hundred nukes.
02:07:54.000 Yeah, exactly, exactly.
02:07:56.000 That's crazy.
02:07:57.000 So they're mounting, they're rallying, and they're creating more immune cells that are capable of handling actual threats.
02:08:02.000 And is that taxing on your system at all?
02:08:04.000 No.
02:08:04.000 The system is supposed to have more natural killer cells in it naturally, innately.
02:08:09.000 And as I was mentioning, I think you might have been doing something.
02:08:13.000 But what happens is when the gut gets all that probiotic bacteria gets killed from all the antibiotics in our different foods, we eat water and different drugs, they're not able to produce an adequate quantity.
02:08:24.000 So we're actually at an immune deficit naturally.
02:08:27.000 Do antibiotics actually make it from a cow into your body when you eat a cow?
02:08:33.000 There's a lot of people who believe so.
02:08:35.000 Has that been proven?
02:08:36.000 I don't know if it's been proven.
02:08:37.000 That's kind of the theory that goes on, and I'd have to do some more research on that.
02:08:42.000 I would say it makes sense if you drink water with, you know, they say that there's stuff in the water, and it goes in your...
02:08:47.000 But who hasn't taken courses of heavy antibiotics?
02:08:50.000 All of us have.
02:08:51.000 And when you do that, you kill the probiotics.
02:08:53.000 And what moves in instead in its place is yeast.
02:08:56.000 And the analogy that I use, it's like once you get crabgrass in your lawn, you can sprinkle more seed by taking probiotics.
02:09:03.000 You can sprinkle more seed over the lawn, but it's not going to kill the crabgrass.
02:09:06.000 They've taken up and occupied that spot.
02:09:08.000 So we're operating.
02:09:10.000 Our natural immune cell producers are not there in the quantity that they should be, that they used to be.
02:09:15.000 And so, you know, really taking these particular mushroom stimulators is one way that we can actually build our army back up so it can fight off not only the little things, the little colds, the little flus, the little stuff that we just kind of deal with, but also, you know, a lot of the big things start small.
02:09:32.000 You know, different cells shed different mutated mated cells.
02:09:36.000 A dendritic cell should be around to just say, oh, that thing's fucked up.
02:09:39.000 I'm going to eat that.
02:09:40.000 But a lot of times that doesn't happen just because we don't have the available immune innate response to challenge that.
02:09:46.000 So Shrimp Tech Immune combines that proprietary compound, IOimmune, which has been well studied in a bunch of the studies, combines it with chaga mushroom, which is also another great mushroom that has a lot of the same triple right-hand helix beta-glucans.
02:10:01.000 It also has etulinic acid, which comes actually from the birch tree in which it is found.
02:10:06.000 So wild harvested chaga is actually better for you than cultivated chaga.
02:10:10.000 There was a dude who had some whole video where he was pushing chaga.
02:10:13.000 This is when I first started doing it.
02:10:14.000 Some crazy guys tattooed all over his whole body with some weird, like, different inks and shit.
02:10:18.000 So he was a mushroom specialist.
02:10:20.000 But he had one.
02:10:21.000 He had a chaga mushroom that he's holding up.
02:10:23.000 And it's like this big, fucking crazy-looking thing, man.
02:10:25.000 It doesn't look like a mushroom.
02:10:26.000 It looks weird, man.
02:10:27.000 It looks like a...
02:10:28.000 A hunk of a log or something, right?
02:10:30.000 Yeah.
02:10:30.000 It's a weird looking mushroom.
02:10:31.000 It is, yeah.
02:10:32.000 It grows only on the birch tree naturally in the wild.
02:10:35.000 You know mushrooms are closer to animals than they are to plants?
02:10:39.000 Yeah, it's a very interesting species.
02:10:41.000 It's a weird fucking thing.
02:10:43.000 The biggest organism in the world is a mushroom colony that lives in the Pacific Northwest.
02:10:48.000 Amanita bulbosa, I think, is the species name of that colony.
02:10:51.000 Is that what it is?
02:10:52.000 It covers 37 acres.
02:10:53.000 Yeah, it's a giant organism that is in the ground.
02:10:57.000 It's really nuts.
02:10:59.000 Could you imagine a 37-acre animal?
02:11:03.000 I mean, you could take chunks of it and make other beings.
02:11:07.000 You can import them other places.
02:11:08.000 But essentially, it's one sort of a being.
02:11:11.000 And it's like a network.
02:11:13.000 If mushrooms really do have intelligence, like when you eat There's a lot of people that believe that plants have a certain intelligence.
02:11:20.000 They just don't have the ability to communicate.
02:11:22.000 But if these mushrooms somehow have an ability to communicate because they're all connected like that and they have this intelligence they can communicate with each other, that's some incredible information superhighway that's in the forest up there.
02:11:36.000 Sounds very Avatar, but it's very possible.
02:11:38.000 Yeah, it does.
02:11:39.000 But look, Avatar is based on a lot of hippy-dippy, woo-woo ideas about the intelligence of plants.
02:11:46.000 But I've talked to people, I have to research whether or not it's real, but plants can tell when they're around certain persons who have harmed them.
02:11:53.000 Someone comes along and chops a fucking plant with an axe.
02:11:55.000 And that person is near the plant.
02:11:57.000 You can register it on the plant.
02:11:59.000 Don't know if it's true, though.
02:12:00.000 There's been some interesting studies on music influencing the growth of plants, like death metal versus classical music.
02:12:06.000 Yeah, there's some really interesting studies on that.
02:12:08.000 Nobody likes death metal.
02:12:10.000 Even plants.
02:12:11.000 Even plants.
02:12:12.000 They live in dirt and they survive on cow shit, but they have better taste than death metal.
02:12:17.000 Yeah, something about that energy.
02:12:20.000 Alpha brain is a very fucking polarizing subject I've found on the internet.
02:12:26.000 It's a fascinating thing, man.
02:12:28.000 Nootropics, you know, we've been talking about nootropics on my message board for like the longest time and I've been experimenting with them for years.
02:12:35.000 But until we started getting in the business of actually selling them, I didn't realize how cunty people can be about these things.
02:12:41.000 But one of the criticisms, and I think there's some legitimacy to this, is the way it's marketed.
02:12:47.000 And one of the things is...
02:12:49.000 And, you know, it's not on purpose, I don't think.
02:12:52.000 I think the way you set it up was you're just trying to be enthusiastic about it.
02:12:57.000 And the problem, somebody once said that, I forget where I wrote this, I believe I read it today, it might have been on the message board, but it was about in first impression that it's very difficult to take that back.
02:13:11.000 And once you create something and you put something out there and people get an idea of who you are, it's very difficult for them to correct that and normalize.
02:13:21.000 So you have to be really careful what your initial first thing is.
02:13:24.000 And one of the things that we get criticized with is this guy, Steve Novella, who's, I don't know, some super smart dude.
02:13:32.000 Do you know what...
02:13:36.000 I thought it was Yale, maybe?
02:13:39.000 Perhaps Yale University.
02:13:41.000 He doesn't say, but essentially he's criticizing the way that it's marketed, the way that the studies were put out there.
02:13:52.000 Yeah, and I think, you know, I think looking at that criticism, I think in any variety of criticism, I mean, I think you have to just learn and adapt and get better from it.
02:14:02.000 And I think he, you know, I think he has a very skeptical mindset, which I think in a lot of avenues is very positive, but I think...
02:14:09.000 You know, it can be overdone.
02:14:10.000 He actually runs a few shows called, you know, The Skeptic, some Skeptic Hour or some variety of different things.
02:14:16.000 So he has that kind of framework in mind.
02:14:18.000 But, you know, some of his criticisms are fair, you know, really.
02:14:21.000 And what, you know, taking that criticism and, you know, a lot of criticism from the board that even if it's very negatively put, applying that has helped, I believe, you know, us to become better, at least myself as a person, to become better as far as marketing that and You know, there's certain areas that you got to shore up and you got to be tighter and you got to be better and really try and present information so that just people have as much information as possible, can make educated decisions.
02:14:45.000 I mean, the many people who take AlphaBrain and have had amazing results, you know, that is, you know, that will be evidence for, you know, for a lot of people to give it a try.
02:14:54.000 And, you know, if they don't like it, then they can get their money back and they don't even have to send the bottle back in.
02:14:59.000 We'll give you your money back.
02:15:02.000 Some people have.
02:15:03.000 A lot of people have experienced positive results.
02:15:06.000 I personally experience positive results.
02:15:08.000 I use it every day.
02:15:09.000 I enjoy it.
02:15:10.000 I think it makes a difference.
02:15:11.000 When I don't take it, I feel it.
02:15:13.000 It's not a huge difference, but it's something.
02:15:15.000 It's a clarity.
02:15:16.000 I believe in it, 100%.
02:15:17.000 Just like with the Cordyceps Mushroom Supplement, I work out a lot.
02:15:23.000 I eat really healthy.
02:15:24.000 I know for the most part what's going on with my body and I can feel differences.
02:15:29.000 I know when I'm tired because of not enough sleep, too much work, whatever.
02:15:34.000 I know when things are in sync and when things are in sync and I've taken AlphaBrain, I feel a boost.
02:15:39.000 I feel a difference.
02:15:41.000 But other people know.
02:15:43.000 Other people, not only do they not feel something, they get sick.
02:15:46.000 I've talked to people online, and there's too many of them to ignore it, but they say it made them feel like shit.
02:15:51.000 What is that?
02:15:52.000 I think there's a certain sensitivity to Hipersea serrata, which is creating an acetylcholine boost, and that's something that we're addressing in future formulas.
02:16:02.000 It'll actually make somebody feel, potentially, and this is our best estimation of what's happening, but it seems like the case.
02:16:10.000 When they take too big of a dose, the acetylcholine levels get too Yeah, I tell people take one.
02:16:17.000 Take one.
02:16:18.000 Start off with one.
02:16:18.000 It's best to be conservative.
02:16:20.000 With food or without food?
02:16:22.000 How do you recommend it?
02:16:23.000 I like a light meal, especially if you're on taking one.
02:16:27.000 Maybe not a completely dead, empty stomach.
02:16:30.000 But if you pile it on to a giant cheeseburger, you've got so much stuff going on, it's going to be very difficult and it might just get pushed through.
02:16:37.000 Does it enhance its absorption using food?
02:16:39.000 No, it just enhances its tolerability to a certain degree.
02:16:43.000 See, it doesn't bother me at all.
02:16:44.000 I take it on an empty stomach.
02:16:45.000 Yeah, I do too.
02:16:46.000 I do too.
02:16:46.000 But it's some people that may actually enhance the effects.
02:16:49.000 So until you get kind of comfortable with it, I think definitely best to be conservative and best to take some breaks too.
02:16:56.000 Start with one, see how you feel, and you don't have to take it every day.
02:17:00.000 What percentage of people do you think have an insensitivity to it?
02:17:03.000 It's a very small percentage.
02:17:05.000 Very small percentage.
02:17:05.000 I mean, overwhelmingly, the response has been positive.
02:17:08.000 I mean, we get those people.
02:17:09.000 All those people contact us for their money back.
02:17:12.000 We give them their money back.
02:17:12.000 And it's a very, very small percent.
02:17:14.000 I mean, that rate, I would have to say, is less than one out of every 200. But, you know, it is definitely a bummer and it's something we want to address.
02:17:24.000 And at least, especially by telling people to start conservative with their dosage.
02:17:27.000 And then taking a look at the Huperzia serrata.
02:17:31.000 And we actually have, you know, have some things in mind for the proper, you know, proper balances of Huperzia serrata to GPC choline to make sure that those are going to be better tolerated throughout the future of AlphaBrain.
02:17:45.000 Hopefully, just like I said, you learn and you try and improve and be the best product for everybody.
02:17:51.000 I think for some people, it won't work.
02:17:53.000 For some people, they may have an adverse reaction, but the overwhelming majority has spoken very positively.
02:18:00.000 It's great to hear that feedback from the product.
02:18:04.000 There's one of the dudes who's on the message board.
02:18:06.000 His name is James MMA. Very bright guy, and he's one of the skeptics or critics.
02:18:14.000 And you had a conversation with him about, he had asked you how it works, improving cognitive function, like what the fuck it does.
02:18:23.000 And you said basically that alpha brain is designed to provide the precursors and raw nutrients necessary to raise levels of important neurotransmitters such as acetylcholine, dopamine, and GABA. Now, how is that done?
02:18:36.000 What's the mechanism that allows it to raise these levels of these important neurotransmitters?
02:18:43.000 Well, it just depends on which neurotransmitter you're talking about.
02:18:46.000 But if you're talking about acetylcholine, we come at that in two fronts.
02:18:49.000 The GPC choline is one of the raw nutrients involved in the production of acetylcholine.
02:18:54.000 So by providing more of the raw ingredient, it allows the body to produce more.
02:18:58.000 And then huperzi serrata is coming at a different angle.
02:19:01.000 That's actually inhibiting...
02:19:05.000 It's actually inhibiting the amount of acetylcholine that the body breaks down.
02:19:10.000 So it's providing more acetylcholine from a kind of a different angle by actually creating a surplus of what you currently have rather than the GPC choline, which is creating more raw material to provide the acetylcholine.
02:19:25.000 And the other neurotransmitters fall more along the lines of the GPC choline, where you're just providing the raw nutrients to allow the body to take the steps to produce those raw nutrients and turn those into the neurotransmitters.
02:19:38.000 And this is actually another thing.
02:19:40.000 This is the foundation of the new mood formula, which is providing...
02:19:44.000 There's four major neurotransmitters, as identified by Dr. Braverman.
02:19:48.000 And the other one is serotonin.
02:19:51.000 And 5-HTP... is the direct precursor to serotonin and in the same way in that product by providing the raw nutrient that the body then converts into serotonin you create a surplus of serotonin without having to take any other kind of prescription drugs and there's actually a cool study on that front to illustrate the point there's actually been a bit more research on the serotonin effect because of the massive Amounts of SSRI and prescription drugs in that field.
02:20:21.000 There's been a good amount of study done on 5-HTP. Dr. Poldinger had a study in 1991 where he compared 5-HTP to fluvoxamine, which is a SSRI, and the study showed that the...
02:20:34.000 What does SSRI stand for exactly?
02:20:35.000 Selective serotonin reuptake inhibitor.
02:20:37.000 And that's like Zoloft and Prozac.
02:20:39.000 Yeah, Paxil.
02:20:41.000 And basically it showed that the 5-HTP dosage, which was 100 milligrams a few times a day, was equal to the fluvoxamine in efficacy, but far outpaced it as far as tolerance, just because the body was able to go through its natural process and create more of its serotonin.
02:20:59.000 And the study turned out extremely positively.
02:21:02.000 The problem is that there's no patent available on 5-HTP. So, you know, everybody can go out and get it.
02:21:07.000 They can buy our product.
02:21:08.000 They can buy anybody else's product and get those similar effects.
02:21:12.000 I found out about 5-HTP from my friend Neil Brennan.
02:21:15.000 And Neil told me he's on it and he loves it.
02:21:17.000 It makes him feel good.
02:21:18.000 But Neil's also on an antidepressant.
02:21:20.000 Well, his doctor told him to get off the 5-HTP and stay on the antidepressant because he said taking the 5-HTP is like taking a second antidepressant.
02:21:30.000 So I said to him, I'm like, whoa, have you ever thought about just taking the 5-HTP? Is that possible?
02:21:35.000 Because it seems like that might be the better move than to have to get a prescription for some shit.
02:21:40.000 You can get 5-HTP at a fucking GNC store in the middle of Omaha, Nebraska.
02:21:44.000 You can be on the road.
02:21:46.000 It's not like you're saddled down to a fucking pharmacy and you need to have your doctor call in a prescription during business hours.
02:21:52.000 That's annoying.
02:21:53.000 Dr. Poldinger's study shows a lot of those ancillary benefits of not taking...
02:21:58.000 A prescription drug versus taking the natural drug.
02:22:01.000 Does it have the same effect for everybody?
02:22:04.000 5-HTP for everybody boosts serotonin?
02:22:07.000 It does.
02:22:07.000 Yeah, it definitely boosts serotonin.
02:22:08.000 I mean, how can you say something for everybody?
02:22:11.000 But in the people studied, in the many studies that they've done, 5-HTP has shown a dramatic improvement in those And the new mood is mixed with L-tryptophan as well.
02:22:23.000 Yeah, L-tryptophan.
02:22:23.000 So the chain reaction goes, L-tryptophan converts to 5-HTP, and then 5-HTP converts to 5-HT, which is actually serotonin.
02:22:32.000 If you ingested pure 5-HT, the body would destroy it and it wouldn't get anywhere.
02:22:36.000 But following it through the chain, the body's able to do that, especially with the help of vitamin B6, pyridoxine.
02:22:42.000 It's able to kind of complete that chain reaction of L-tryptophan to becoming 5-HTP to becoming serotonin.
02:22:49.000 So NuMood is pretty unique in that it has both L-tryptophan and 5-HTP as well as the catalyst vitamin B6. So while I'd love to study this in the future, the theory behind it being that we're creating both a more immediate transition between the 5-HTP to 5-HT and then a longer term transition between the L-tryptophan and To the 5-HTP to the 5-HT. So kind of providing a further spectrum along the chain.
02:23:15.000 And then we also combine it with a bunch of anxiolytic herbs, herbs to kind of relax you and, you know, help you help with insomnia.
02:23:23.000 One of our herbs, valerian, actually has a similar study.
02:23:25.000 The study done by Dr. Poldinger is comparing it to an over-the-counter, not an over-the-prescription drug called oxypasm, which is in the same category of a benzo.
02:23:36.000 It's a benzo.
02:23:37.000 It's the same category as Xanax.
02:23:39.000 And it compared valerian to oxypazin with the similar results to the 5-HTP study being that valerian had the same anxiolytic insomnia reducing effects but without the negative side effects of that.
02:23:51.000 So that's another powerful herb in the combination and a few others as well just to kind of ease your body into a state of relaxation and positive neurotransmitter boosting fundamentals.
02:24:04.000 Homeboy had another question, and this was the same dude, this James MMA guy.
02:24:08.000 I think he had a really good point about...
02:24:10.000 He's saying that your claim is that alpha brain enhances memory focus, mental speed, and mental drive.
02:24:17.000 And he said, can we rename mental drive to motivation?
02:24:22.000 First of all, mental drive is like, God, how subjective is that?
02:24:25.000 Who can say how you're driven?
02:24:28.000 Even if it gives you clarity, does it actually drive you?
02:24:32.000 Right?
02:24:34.000 So he's saying, would you say that those four are all of what AlphaBrain is supposed to do?
02:24:40.000 Is there other effects of which you want your product to claim?
02:24:44.000 Then I'd like to hear them as well.
02:24:46.000 Alright, now he's kind of being nitpicky.
02:24:48.000 Well, the dream effect is something that a lot of our, you know, the takers really enjoy.
02:24:53.000 And that's caused by, you know, I think I mentioned this in the last time, but that's caused by acetylcholine being the regulator of the REM state.
02:25:00.000 So, with more acetylcholine, you have a deeper and broader REM state, and REM being the dream state, you're able to access longer periods of that dreaming unconsciousness, so to speak, and also have more of a chance of turning those dreams lucid because of the breadth of the dream state that you're in, and also waking up during one of those states in which you will remember your dreams a lot better than if you wake up during one of the really deep, slow-wave, non-dreaming sleeps.
02:25:27.000 Is this theoretical or is this actually proven?
02:25:29.000 As far as waking up during REM sleep, they've proven that dreams happen during REM sleep.
02:25:34.000 Right, that's what I mean.
02:25:35.000 And they've proven that when you wake up during an REM sleep, you're more likely to remember your dreams than when you wake up during slow waves.
02:25:42.000 And how does acetylcholine play into that, though?
02:25:46.000 Was it proven it has an effect on dreams?
02:25:48.000 Your cycles are regulated by the brain unconsciously as it goes through.
02:25:53.000 And acetylcholine is...
02:25:54.000 They found one of the triggers for actually triggering the slow wave versus REM versus Interphase 1 or 2, whatever that is.
02:26:04.000 Acetylcholine is the trigger that actually triggers the length of REM sleep that you have.
02:26:08.000 So if you have more acetylcholine available, it's going to trigger a longer and deeper REM sleep.
02:26:13.000 So should you take alpha brain at night to enhance your sleep?
02:26:16.000 Does that make sense?
02:26:17.000 Or is that bullshit?
02:26:18.000 Because a lot of people say it makes them buzzy.
02:26:20.000 Yeah, I wouldn't take it at night.
02:26:22.000 I don't think you need to take it at night.
02:26:23.000 I think if you take it during the day, your levels are still going to be enhanced for quite a while.
02:26:28.000 So I don't like to take it at night.
02:26:30.000 The latest I'll take it would be around 3, 4 o'clock because there is a kind of a stimulatory effect from the acetylcholine as well.
02:26:38.000 And REM is not the deepest part of your sleep.
02:26:40.000 It's actually one of the lighter parts.
02:26:42.000 So I do like to take it a little bit earlier.
02:26:46.000 I still get that dream kind of, the wild dream boost where I'm You know, like the other night where I was pulling a hammerhead shark out of a swimming pool and doing a variety of different crazy things, I still get that boost taking it early in the day.
02:26:59.000 And I think a lot of people will as well, but I would recommend that more than anything.
02:27:04.000 And then taking something like the New Mood, you would take that at night to kind of relax you and still make sure you're getting the most out of the restorative parts of your sleep as well.
02:27:11.000 To me, it seems like my dreams aren't so cool when I'm tired.
02:27:15.000 When I'm really beat down.
02:27:16.000 I've been doing a lot of traveling.
02:27:18.000 They don't hit me with this big, really bizarre, realistic style of dreams.
02:27:24.000 But when I'm really well rested and I'm taking the Alpha Brain, that's when I notice the really freaky fucking dreams.
02:27:29.000 That's when they're so durable.
02:27:33.000 Like in the middle of the dream, you wake up knowing that you're in the dream and somehow they stay in the dream.
02:27:37.000 I definitely find that more when I'm well rested, when I'm healthy.
02:27:42.000 I guess then you're calmer, I guess.
02:27:45.000 I don't know what it is.
02:27:46.000 When you're drawn down.
02:27:47.000 You're not as needy when you're sleeping.
02:27:48.000 Yeah, your body might be pushing you into more deeper restorative, kind of physically restorative sleep when you're in that kind of rundown state.
02:27:56.000 In which case you aren't having, even with the alpha brain present, you aren't having that kind of length of REM and breadth of REM sleep.
02:28:03.000 So one of the things this guy is saying is sometimes, just as something I do know via my own studies in neuroscience, the vast majority of people do not have a particular deficiency in acetylcholine, dopamine, or GABA. Well, there's certainly different theories on that.
02:28:21.000 I mean, I think in the optimal state of being with perfect diet, perfect sleep, good health, good workouts, and all of that, probably you're optimally functioning.
02:28:30.000 Does that mean that going above optimal functioning is okay from time to time and actually has some benefit and value?
02:28:37.000 I believe it does.
02:28:37.000 I believe you can, even if you are naturally healthy at a baseline, we're not trying to cover a deficiency.
02:28:43.000 We're not trying to cure a disease.
02:28:45.000 We're trying to give people You know, a feeling, a boost that can help them, you know, function and maneuver and accomplish their goals, whatever varied they may be.
02:28:53.000 So, you know, I think that, A, I do think that a lot of people are a little bit run down.
02:28:58.000 And I know I rely on Dr. Braverman of the Princeton Brain Bio Lab.
02:29:03.000 He did a lot of work there and he's doing a lot of active work now.
02:29:06.000 As the basis for kind of my thinking on this, but he did a bunch of tests on me, and I'm a fairly healthy dude.
02:29:11.000 I eat well, and I do my best to stay in shape, but all of my levels of neurotransmitters were actually depressed below.
02:29:18.000 And before I went to see him, I'd been doing a little partying.
02:29:22.000 He was in New York, so I saw some buddies in New York, went out to the bars.
02:29:25.000 And, you know, it made sense to me that my neurotransmitters were functioning at a lower level at that point because I could feel it.
02:29:31.000 I was kind of cloudy, kind of groggy.
02:29:32.000 And he pointed to that in all of the myriad tests he did.
02:29:35.000 We did tests over five days, blood tests and different cognitive tests and different things.
02:29:41.000 And found that.
02:29:42.000 And I think a lot of people operate on that, you know, just by the lifestyles that they live.
02:29:47.000 They operate in this state where they're under a lot of stress and they're under a lot of, you know, different things like caffeine and alcohol and these things that are causing adrenaline and different...
02:29:59.000 Different functionality to happen so that there are more people who have at least temporary deficiencies in a lot of these neurotransmitters.
02:30:06.000 And then for the people who don't, getting this extra boost might just be a little bit over the top.
02:30:12.000 Well, how many people actually get it actually tested?
02:30:15.000 I get uncomfortable when someone says that the majority of people don't have a particular deficiency in acetylcholine.
02:30:21.000 The majority of people aren't tested for acetylcholine deficiencies.
02:30:23.000 No, it's definitely not.
02:30:24.000 And a lot of people, if you talk to them...
02:30:26.000 Or anything.
02:30:26.000 The majority of people aren't tested for fucking vitamin B. Yeah, totally.
02:30:29.000 How many people get blood work to check their vitamin levels?
02:30:32.000 Very few.
02:30:33.000 Very few.
02:30:35.000 Isn't that the only way to tell?
02:30:36.000 It is.
02:30:36.000 And actually with vitamin D, they're finding massive deficiencies when they're actually doing large-scale testing on that.
02:30:42.000 So it is very hard to tell.
02:30:44.000 So someone saying that, that's a bullshit thing to say.
02:30:46.000 Right.
02:30:47.000 Right.
02:30:47.000 I mean, but there are certainly a lot of healthy people, and they may have adequate levels, but it still doesn't invalidate the point of having an alpha brain.
02:30:57.000 I still do think that you can feel even better.
02:31:00.000 I mean, these are nutrients that are going to drive you in a certain direction.
02:31:03.000 So, you know, there's kind of both sides of the coin there, I guess, depending on how you look at it.
02:31:07.000 And here's the subtle yet cunty last question that he has.
02:31:11.000 I'm curious as to why it took so long to answer this question, given that you answered questions before and I asked this one, before I asked this one and questions after, when it should be the easiest question for you to answer.
02:31:22.000 That's a cunty question, sir.
02:31:24.000 That belays, that exposes your cunty nature.
02:31:29.000 And his fucking photo of, who is that guy?
02:31:32.000 What's that guy's name?
02:31:33.000 The author...
02:31:36.000 No, looks like Ben Stiller.
02:31:38.000 Sam something or other.
02:31:41.000 Letters to a Christian Nation.
02:31:42.000 What the fuck's the guy's name?
02:31:43.000 I don't know.
02:31:47.000 But he's got an intellectual...
02:31:49.000 I appreciate all the challenges that people have.
02:31:53.000 I think it's good to think about all these things.
02:31:56.000 As much criticism as I get personally and as on it gets, I think ultimately if you take what you may call the crunchiness out of it, there's this real reflection on yourself that you can take a gaze at.
02:32:10.000 It's like fighters who either train with people who all love you and care about you.
02:32:14.000 You go with savages that want to Kill you and take your head off.
02:32:18.000 Well, you'll learn more from the savages.
02:32:20.000 You'll learn different things about yourself, holes in your game and weaknesses.
02:32:25.000 I think actually, even talking to you, it's not an easy thing to learn, but learning to just take the meat of the criticism and try and not take the barbs of it.
02:32:35.000 Right.
02:32:35.000 Well, it's hard.
02:32:36.000 I know you kind of created a lot of what the website is, but I go to the website and there's certain stuff I look at.
02:32:42.000 I'll go, this is a little fucking market-y.
02:32:44.000 You know what I mean?
02:32:45.000 I will.
02:32:46.000 We'll go over it.
02:32:47.000 We'll go over it.
02:32:48.000 Because I don't personally think it needs to be that way.
02:32:51.000 I think the product stands on its own and I think the subject is very interesting.
02:32:54.000 And what I always tell people on the program is just look into nootropics.
02:32:58.000 I mean, this is one of the reasons why I wanted to have you address some of the shit that's been said and let people know there's no evidence whatsoever that any of this stuff is dangerous, right?
02:33:08.000 No.
02:33:08.000 What happened to Roll On and Roll Off?
02:33:12.000 New Mood has taken over the Rollover and has become a better product.
02:33:17.000 That's another part, the partying aspect.
02:33:19.000 Those are the origins of this experiment.
02:33:24.000 People, for whatever reason, you can't be a serious person.
02:33:29.000 So Rollover is pretty much the Shroom Tech New Mood.
02:33:33.000 And then what's Roll On now?
02:33:35.000 Anything?
02:33:35.000 Roll-On kind of got divided into two aspects.
02:33:38.000 It was trying to do too many things at once.
02:33:39.000 So the Shroom Tech Sport provides that kind of energy element, and then the Shroom Tech Immune provides the health element that was the second component.
02:33:47.000 So that's kind of been divided into two.
02:33:50.000 Right.
02:33:54.000 that people are full of shit.
02:33:56.000 And when you have anything that they can criticize, anything, any weakness in the link that they can point to and go, oh, he sells fucking alpha nails.
02:34:05.000 You know?
02:34:06.000 Hey, let me see your nails.
02:34:07.000 He doesn't have alpha nails on.
02:34:09.000 It's totally normal.
02:34:10.000 I mean, come on, man.
02:34:12.000 Alpha nails is like a Saturday Night Live sketch.
02:34:15.000 Well, you know how that developed?
02:34:17.000 A lot of fighters wear nail polish.
02:34:19.000 A lot of fighters wear nail polish.
02:34:20.000 And one of my best friends is Roger Huerta, and we were talking about it.
02:34:24.000 And all of these fighters still have to go to that Sally Jensen aisle in the supermarket and buy those dainty little nail polishes.
02:34:32.000 Well, they don't really need nail polish.
02:34:35.000 They don't, but they can do it, so they do do it.
02:34:38.000 That's if they're fancy.
02:34:39.000 That's it.
02:34:39.000 Well, there are some benefits.
02:34:42.000 Some of the fighters say that, you know, they put it on their toes because if they've been stomped in the toe and their nail is going to fall off, it'll hide that potential damage.
02:34:48.000 Some people just say, you know...
02:34:51.000 I don't know.
02:34:51.000 There's a few practical reasons.
02:34:52.000 Also that it prevents chipping and kind of your nail from breaking, coming apart and heavy training.
02:34:57.000 Really?
02:34:57.000 Well, it's kind of like putting a coat of glue over the top of your nail.
02:35:01.000 Yeah, I think that's why Frank Trigg started using it.
02:35:03.000 And they used to call him Twinkle Toes Trigg because he would paint up his nails to protect them.
02:35:09.000 They could use clear coat, but they don't use clear coat.
02:35:12.000 They use paint because why the fuck not?
02:35:15.000 Because they're fighters and anybody who says that they're gay or not.
02:35:18.000 I do it once in a while.
02:35:18.000 But it's something that we kind of developed as a different alternative for that.
02:35:23.000 But it's funny.
02:35:25.000 People get pretty serious about criticizing all variety of things.
02:35:31.000 Here's some beautiful dopiness right here.
02:35:33.000 This is just cuntiness.
02:35:35.000 This guy's talking about alpha brain.
02:35:37.000 He goes, if you're under 35 and you take it, you're effectively throwing your perfectly balanced neurotransmitter levels out of balance.
02:35:43.000 Hmm.
02:35:44.000 I wonder if that's in capital the reason why some people say it makes them sick or it doesn't work.
02:35:49.000 Ugh.
02:35:50.000 Just the sick, typical business tactics that virtually everyone in the industry uses.
02:35:56.000 Like, you dumb fuck.
02:35:57.000 Are you not listening to any of this, you fucking shithead?
02:36:01.000 There's some people it can benefit, stupid.
02:36:03.000 And if you don't like it, you don't have to focus on it.
02:36:06.000 If it's not your thing, you don't have to get into it.
02:36:08.000 But people are looking for something to point a finger on.
02:36:10.000 There's a lot of people out there that are looking to be empowered by criticizing.
02:36:14.000 Be empowered by pointing a finger.
02:36:16.000 If you don't like it, don't buy it, stupid.
02:36:18.000 And if you're under 35 and you take it, oh, because you've done extensive studies, you know, the exact time when people need it?
02:36:24.000 Shut up, stupid.
02:36:25.000 You're just being a cunt.
02:36:26.000 Yeah, I was well under 35 when I was studied and certainly not a large candidate for it.
02:36:30.000 And I was shown to be deficient in a variety of these neurotransmitters.
02:36:34.000 And I promise I was as healthy or healthier than a good amount of people.
02:36:39.000 Will we ever see Onnit in stores?
02:36:41.000 Yeah, absolutely.
02:36:42.000 We're working on that.
02:36:42.000 I'm trying to get my dad Onnit.
02:36:44.000 We'll just sell it to him.
02:36:45.000 We'll send it to him, man.
02:36:47.000 I said sell it to him.
02:36:48.000 I meant send it to him.
02:36:48.000 We'll sell it to him.
02:36:49.000 Let's just hear that.
02:36:50.000 Get your dad's money, bro.
02:36:51.000 He used to keep on going rogue, Gary.
02:36:53.000 Dad used to come up with the money, bro.
02:36:54.000 Come on, daddy.
02:36:55.000 They'll always be the advantage of buying it directly from us because we'll be able to honor that money-back guarantee.
02:37:00.000 It'll be up to the stores if you buy it in the stores.
02:37:03.000 You need to get that on Amazon, man.
02:37:06.000 Amazon's just so easy nowadays.
02:37:08.000 Like with food items, any of the grocery items, you can have it so it sets every month just to automatically send you certain items like I did with coconut water and stuff like that.
02:37:17.000 It's so nice.
02:37:18.000 It's like gifts every...
02:37:20.000 Joe, I'm sorry.
02:37:22.000 What, Brian?
02:37:22.000 Is that you?
02:37:23.000 Are you there?
02:37:26.000 Anyway.
02:37:28.000 What do you want to talk about?
02:37:29.000 Nothing.
02:37:30.000 Okay, good.
02:37:31.000 I got a message board filled with idiots.
02:37:34.000 Why I think borrowing other comedians' jokes on stage is okay.
02:37:38.000 I should pink this guy just because it's so fucking stupid.
02:37:41.000 Either he's trolling.
02:37:43.000 First of all, I know this will be controversial, but hear me out.
02:37:46.000 I think it's okay to borrow other comedians' material because stand-up comedy is a performance art.
02:37:50.000 He does it in all caps.
02:37:52.000 Why is it when idiots want to make a point and they think it's profound, they put it in all caps?
02:37:56.000 Oh, it's a performance art.
02:37:58.000 Shut up, stupid.
02:37:59.000 It's a stealing joke.
02:38:00.000 It's that simple.
02:38:01.000 He's got a thing about Dennis Leary, about talking about how great Dennis Leary is.
02:38:05.000 I could hardly handle your message board anymore.
02:38:07.000 I could hardly handle Twitter anymore.
02:38:09.000 Some guy on Twitter the other day asked my girlfriend if she would like to be kidnapped and raped for a couple days.
02:38:16.000 Well, what do you think, bro?
02:38:17.000 You put it out there in the podcast.
02:38:18.000 What do you expect?
02:38:19.000 No, no, no.
02:38:20.000 This is a guy that doesn't know about me or anything.
02:38:23.000 This is just a creepy guy, because he does it to a lot of girls.
02:38:26.000 And you look at his Twitter, and he's just like this angry, like, man, what if I... Maybe he's waiting for a chick to say, yeah, come fucking rape the shit out of me, son.
02:38:38.000 Wouldn't it be cool to have your own internet?
02:38:40.000 It's a friends list of your internet.
02:38:43.000 Well, that's sort of what it is on Twitter.
02:38:45.000 When you block somebody, you find shitheads, you block them.
02:38:48.000 That's sort of what it is with the message board.
02:38:50.000 When shitheads pop up, you block them.
02:38:53.000 What bothers me, man, is just the numbers on the message board are so great at this point.
02:38:59.000 It's gotten to such a crazy point where there's over 6 million posts on this fucking board.
02:39:04.000 5,798,000.
02:39:06.000 That's crazy.
02:39:08.000 That's so many people.
02:39:09.000 It's so hard to keep track of everybody.
02:39:11.000 What you've got to do is just weed out the cunts.
02:39:13.000 When you find weeds in your grass, just pull them out and pluck them.
02:39:16.000 But there's so many of them, and there's so many trolls.
02:39:19.000 There's so many people that are just doing it for reactions.
02:39:22.000 Even my friends, like Anon.
02:39:23.000 He trolls all the time.
02:39:25.000 And I just look at the arguments that he presents, and they're just so ridiculous.
02:39:29.000 But then he'll be in a fucking 30-page argument, you know, 30 pages of people biting his troll.
02:39:35.000 That's good stuff.
02:39:36.000 It's so stupid!
02:39:36.000 If you're in on it, it's great.
02:39:38.000 It's a waste, sort of, but it's a massive waste.
02:39:42.000 Maybe we should have a no-troll zone where you're not allowed to troll.
02:39:46.000 But it's also an intelligence test to a lot of people.
02:39:48.000 Because some trolls are so fucking obvious, when people are jumping on them, you're like, God, really?
02:39:53.000 Like the one with the guy who just talked about comedian stealing.
02:39:56.000 Either he's an idiot or that's a successful troll.
02:39:59.000 He got us to talk about it.
02:40:00.000 Right.
02:40:00.000 You know, people love that for whatever fucking reason.
02:40:03.000 All these dingbats out there love just getting someone's reaction.
02:40:07.000 Ha!
02:40:07.000 I win!
02:40:08.000 You responded!
02:40:09.000 I guess I win!
02:40:10.000 Like, what a weird way to win.
02:40:12.000 Just be a massively annoying cunt until someone calls you out on it and then you go, pwned!
02:40:18.000 You know, like...
02:40:19.000 What a ridiculous game you're playing where it's impossible for you to lose.
02:40:23.000 All you have to do is just be really annoying until someone calls you on it and then you're a winner.
02:40:28.000 Like, talk about setting the bar low, man.
02:40:31.000 I mean, is that like the lowest bar ever?
02:40:33.000 All you have to do is be enough of a shithead that somebody points it out and then you're a winner.
02:40:42.000 Everybody's going to have to be their own fucking name soon.
02:40:44.000 That's going to fix everything.
02:40:45.000 That's one of the things with Twitter that somebody pointed out that's a really good point.
02:40:48.000 I said most people on Twitter, look at your fucking name, boom, there's your name.
02:40:54.000 Most people have Joshua, blah, blah, blah.
02:40:57.000 They have their fucking name on their Twitter page.
02:40:59.000 Somehow Facebook just added my fucking phone number.
02:41:02.000 I didn't put my phone number on my Facebook.
02:41:05.000 And the other day, somebody's like, why do you have your real phone number on your Facebook page?
02:41:09.000 And I'm like, are you fucking serious?
02:41:10.000 And it's like, my app or my iPhone must have done it or something.
02:41:14.000 Wow.
02:41:15.000 You might want to check that shit, man, because I didn't do it.
02:41:18.000 I don't have my phone on anything.
02:41:20.000 That's ridiculous, though.
02:41:22.000 And then this Twitter shit, the location, it set to default on the other day.
02:41:29.000 And I'm like, great, I just told everybody where I live.
02:41:33.000 Remember I got hacked?
02:41:35.000 My Twitter got hacked and they were saying something about joining a contest and winning an iPad 2. They got Lady Gaga.
02:41:43.000 Lady Gaga sent out a tweet to like 100 million people, whoever the fuck she's got on her Twitter page, about an iPad 2. Wow.
02:41:50.000 Because apparently Lady Gaga does her own Twitter, and everybody likes to know that, which I do too.
02:41:54.000 I'm not comparing myself to Lady Gaga.
02:41:56.000 No one can compare to you, Joe.
02:41:58.000 No one can compare to Gaga.
02:42:00.000 you know so they can do that somehow or another they get into your account like if you i don't know what you have to do but there must be some legal way they're doing it because it can't be as simple as they get your password because they don't seem to be sending a bunch of other shit out with it it's just this one tweet that keeps repeating about you know sign up for an ipad too that seems to be the one that everybody gets ganked with well that's a money market they probably just have the most machines pointed at hacking how do they do that how are they getting are they
02:42:30.000 Getting your Password generators probably.
02:42:32.000 Is that what it is?
02:42:33.000 See the password generators and you click on a link and you're not logged in and you log in by mistake.
02:42:39.000 Someone hits you with like a keystroke tracker, some other more devious virus like that, but usually it's just kind of password generators.
02:42:46.000 Those are complicated passwords are important.
02:42:48.000 Are those that common keystroke generators?
02:42:51.000 Is that what happens?
02:42:52.000 Say if someone, if you get a virus, what will happen is if you go to somewhere and use a credit card, it'll store that information.
02:43:00.000 Yeah, it records everything.
02:43:02.000 Kind of like that droid shit.
02:43:04.000 IQ client, whatever it was.
02:43:06.000 Have you seen that shit?
02:43:08.000 They found out there was some sort of, what is it, IQ client?
02:43:11.000 Is that what it is?
02:43:12.000 ICQ client, I don't know.
02:43:14.000 There was a program they found running in the background of droids that was storing every single stroke that you made, every number that you dialed, every word that you sent a text message, and sending it to a database somewhere.
02:43:25.000 That's no good.
02:43:26.000 Yeah, and there's some giant class action lawsuit, man.
02:43:30.000 It's nuts, man.
02:43:31.000 Yeah, you gotta watch out for these different things as technology expands, but I don't know.
02:43:37.000 It's difficult to fight.
02:43:38.000 Yeah, except you have to at least be in it a little.
02:43:40.000 I was talking to my sister yesterday, because she's like, should I get an iPhone?
02:43:43.000 I'm like, yes, just get an iPhone.
02:43:44.000 They're like, well, T-Mobile's saying I could have this free MyTouch 3D or whatever.
02:43:48.000 I'm like, seriously, get off of T-Mobile, go to Verizon, get an iPhone or whatever.
02:43:52.000 She's like, are you sure?
02:43:54.000 And then she's asking me these other questions about technology.
02:43:56.000 Some people love droids, though.
02:43:58.000 Yeah.
02:43:58.000 Yeah, yeah, I know.
02:43:59.000 Is that okay?
02:44:00.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:44:01.000 But she was asking me these other questions of technology around her house, and she goes, how much would I have to pay just to get Wi-Fi in my house?
02:44:08.000 Is it like $70, $80?
02:44:10.000 I'm like, what?
02:44:11.000 And she thought you had to pay $80 a month just for Wi-Fi.
02:44:15.000 And so I had to explain to her how no Wi-Fi is just a box that hooks up to your internet that you already have.
02:44:21.000 So for, what, 10 years?
02:44:23.000 She hasn't had Wi-Fi because she thought it was like $70 a month.
02:44:26.000 Why didn't she ask somebody?
02:44:28.000 I don't know.
02:44:29.000 I don't know, man.
02:44:32.000 That's just a thing on your sister.
02:44:33.000 I don't think you could use that.
02:44:34.000 No, I mean, but there's a lot of people that are like that that refuse.
02:44:37.000 Yeah, refuse to.
02:44:38.000 And my sister's younger than me.
02:44:40.000 I'm like, you should be more of a computer nerd than me.
02:44:42.000 Hipped to this shit.
02:44:43.000 Yeah.
02:44:43.000 You're totally out of it.
02:44:45.000 She hasn't had a smartphone.
02:44:46.000 She's still on a flip phone, you know?
02:44:48.000 Wow.
02:44:48.000 And it's just like, come on, you're a younger girl.
02:44:51.000 Well, some people, they don't want any more distractions in their life.
02:44:54.000 They don't want to be able to watch TV on their phone.
02:44:56.000 Right.
02:44:56.000 For some people, it's porn.
02:44:58.000 Some dudes have a problem with porn on their phone.
02:45:00.000 I was reading about this.
02:45:01.000 Guys have fucking gigs of porn on their phone.
02:45:04.000 Esther has porn on their phone.
02:45:06.000 Really?
02:45:06.000 Yeah, she used to.
02:45:07.000 Ew.
02:45:08.000 Sometimes it's grosser when it's a girl.
02:45:11.000 Especially the little one, like Esther.
02:45:12.000 Yeah.
02:45:13.000 Just thinking about her, just shoving things in there.
02:45:16.000 So as we bring this fucking odd podcast home, we never really did figure out a way to fix this situation.
02:45:22.000 We flirted with it, but we didn't drive at home.
02:45:24.000 We danced around it and we just gave it.
02:45:26.000 We gave it the date that's looking around for another person to take care of it.
02:45:30.000 Yeah, well, I think the number one thing that's going to happen is some of the people that are in power have to slowly die off.
02:45:36.000 They have to get old and pass on.
02:45:38.000 And then the young people have to move into a position of power where they kind of...
02:45:42.000 Grow up with the internet and grow up with a better understanding of how they're perceived and how the world works and how things don't have to be as greedy and fucked up and corrupt as they are.
02:45:52.000 Halliburton didn't have to make that much money.
02:45:53.000 Enron didn't have to make that much money.
02:45:56.000 So much of what happened didn't have to happen.
02:45:58.000 So much of the money that changed hands and so much of the transactions that transpired, they weren't necessary.
02:46:05.000 It got too crazy.
02:46:06.000 And I think the upcoming generations will see that.
02:46:10.000 That will be historical.
02:46:11.000 I think we're seeing it now.
02:46:12.000 And I think that this talk of the return of Quetzalcoatl, the new type of man that's going to change things, I think really what that may be is just the movement.
02:46:20.000 And I think we're all part of that kind of new person that's arriving, that new consciousness that's creating itself.
02:46:27.000 And I think there will be leaders that will emerge from that movement.
02:46:30.000 But the movement itself is what's key.
02:46:32.000 All of us who are, you know, playing our part, kind of expanding, you know, what we're open to in our beliefs and both riding that balance between skepticism and an open mind, you know, have to be, you have to have both and you have to have, have that kind of truth seeking aspect to yourself to know.
02:46:48.000 You know, find the ways between that psyllid and charybdis of the skepticism and the, you know, too open and naivete and find where the truth lies.
02:46:57.000 And I think that's going to be the key trait of what we need to do here going forward.
02:47:02.000 And that's going to create the movement that will inspire the leaders, hopefully.
02:47:06.000 I just hope it stays together in some form.
02:47:09.000 I hope we don't have to rebuild civilization because that would fucking suck.
02:47:13.000 Because I live around too many dummies.
02:47:15.000 There's just too many dummies out there to just rely on the people that are at hand right now and have some sort of an even vote and have everything work right.
02:47:24.000 We're not prepared.
02:47:25.000 We're like little children tossed into the woods.
02:47:28.000 Right?
02:47:29.000 We're not prepared to be running shit.
02:47:32.000 God damn it.
02:47:33.000 Keep it together to a certain extent, people.
02:47:36.000 Gradual would be better than severe.
02:47:38.000 Yes, we don't need anything fucking traumatic.
02:47:41.000 But the more we do preemptively, like the more you go out there and push aggressively now, the better that's going to be.
02:47:47.000 If we just kind of let things happen, that snowball comes crashing hard.
02:47:50.000 But if we're out there pushing now, like we're doing here on the podcast, playing our small part, everybody else playing their small part to open their consciousness, open their friend's consciousness, and find that truth, then hopefully it'll fall a little less hard when it actually comes to crash.
02:48:05.000 Listen, Aubrey, you got a lot of haters on my message board.
02:48:07.000 One of the reasons is because you changed your fucking name to Aubrey.
02:48:10.000 The other is because you're a little bit too handsome and dudes don't like that.
02:48:13.000 It makes them uncomfortable.
02:48:14.000 Then there's all the marketing stuff, but people always ask me, why am I involved with you?
02:48:19.000 Why am I involved with this?
02:48:20.000 Because...
02:48:21.000 I know you, and I know you're a really good dude.
02:48:24.000 You're 100% legit, and the reason why I'm involved with you is because you're that guy.
02:48:31.000 You're 100% legit.
02:48:32.000 A lot of people are skeptical, and I totally understand that.
02:48:36.000 I give you the stamp.
02:48:38.000 I give you a stamp of approval.
02:48:39.000 You're an exceptional human being.
02:48:40.000 I appreciate it.
02:48:42.000 Every time we talk on the podcast, I enjoy the fuck out of it.
02:48:44.000 I enjoy hanging out with you.
02:48:45.000 It's always cool.
02:48:47.000 Thank you to everybody for tuning in.
02:48:49.000 We appreciate you, even the fucking haters.
02:48:51.000 As we said, without you, we would not have that Harsh, brutal criticism that sometimes makes you really see things from a different perspective.
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02:50:02.000 We can't make it easier, bitches!
02:50:04.000 It's impossible to make it easier.
02:50:06.000 It's a fucking scam.
02:50:08.000 Fucking scam.
02:50:10.000 I'm trying to make it as easy as possible, you fuck.
02:50:14.000 Settle down.
02:50:15.000 Keep it together, bitches.
02:50:17.000 We're all in this together.
02:50:18.000 And shit has just started to get strange.
02:50:21.000 Ice House, this Friday the 23rd, right?
02:50:23.000 We're doing a show?
02:50:24.000 And this will be our second anniversary.
02:50:26.000 We are number one on the comedy section of iTunes right now.
02:50:29.000 Praise Odin!
02:50:31.000 Thank you to everybody who tunes in.
02:50:33.000 The thing about the iTunes that's the most satisfying to us is that everybody told us that you shouldn't have your shit on Stitcher, you shouldn't have your shit on Ustream, you shouldn't have your shit on Vimeo, because then it'll affect your iTunes numbers.
02:50:46.000 The fact that we have the number one podcast in the comedy section of iTunes on top of all that other stuff that we do, having it out there in the app, having it as an RSS feed, just means you guys are enjoying it, and that means the fucking world to me, and I could not be happier.
02:50:59.000 We love doing it.
02:51:00.000 We're never going to stop doing it, and we're never going to start charging money for it.
02:51:02.000 It's always going to be free.
02:51:03.000 Thank you, bitches.
02:51:05.000 We love you, and we'll see you soon.
02:51:07.000 Much love to everybody.
02:51:07.000 Listen to the Josh Gross interview.
02:51:10.000 People that haven't known, Josh Gross, is that his name?
02:51:12.000 Yeah, from ESPN. Yeah, we just released that episode yesterday on the Death Squad label, but it's very interesting.
02:51:18.000 Yeah, we talked to him a little bit about how he can't say that he smokes weed, and that he fucked up when he released the information for The Ultimate Fighter.
02:51:26.000 Right.
02:51:27.000 Which I think that's just stupid.
02:51:30.000 I agree, that's a spoiler move.
02:51:32.000 That's like going, hey, Bambi's mom died.
02:51:35.000 Come on.
02:51:37.000 Don't be like...
02:51:38.000 Yeah, there's a fine line between a journalist and a spoiler.
02:51:41.000 Yeah, I don't know.
02:51:42.000 I see where his point of view is.
02:51:44.000 I disagree with it, though, as far as that goes.
02:51:46.000 I don't want to know the fucking results.
02:51:48.000 Like I told you, I could find out who won.
02:51:49.000 I could find out who won every season.
02:51:51.000 I go through the whole process like everybody else does.
02:51:54.000 You sneak peeking bitches.
02:51:56.000 Alright, this podcast is fucking over.
02:51:59.000 Thank you very much.
02:52:00.000 We already did that.
02:52:01.000 Did we?
02:52:01.000 Yeah, we did it.
02:52:02.000 No, I didn't know fleshlight.
02:52:03.000 I thought you were Donna.
02:52:03.000 No, we did both of them, bro.
02:52:04.000 You're out of it, man.
02:52:05.000 You need some alpha brain.
02:52:07.000 I know.
02:52:07.000 You need some memory fucking electrodes or some shock therapy.
02:52:12.000 I've been eating my fleshlights and fucking my alpha brains by mistake.
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02:52:23.000 What is the hold-up in Europe?
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02:52:30.000 Really?
02:52:31.000 Yeah.
02:52:31.000 Ireland?
02:52:32.000 Vitamin B6? They don't want you healthy, lad.
02:52:34.000 They want to keep you in a dark and fucking pale and angry and drunk and fucking your government!
02:52:40.000 Fucking get in your asshole!
02:52:42.000 Thank you very much.
02:52:42.000 That was the worst Irish accent I think I've ever done.
02:52:45.000 We'll have some out here for you.
02:52:46.000 Partial Gaelic.
02:52:47.000 There was a little Australian thrown in there.
02:52:49.000 Fucking show's over.
02:52:50.000 Good night.
02:52:50.000 Good night, everybody.
02:52:50.000 Bye.
02:52:51.000 Love you.
02:52:52.000 See you.
02:52:52.000 See you soon.
02:52:52.000 Goodbye, everybody.