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00:03:00.000You know, he went in there to try to hype up the fight the same way they would do it in the UFC, the same way, you know, the famous George St. Pierre, I'm not impressed with your performance, you know, when he went in there when Matt Hughes had just won.
00:03:12.000You know, that kind of shit happens to build up fights.
00:03:24.000He just wanted to, you know, he was hyped up because he had won earlier in the night.
00:03:27.000He wanted a rematch with Jake Shields.
00:03:29.000So he runs into the octagon and, you know, they start pushing him out of the way and then chaos erupts.
00:03:35.000He should have never been allowed to get into the octagon.
00:03:38.000And if he was allowed to get in the cage, they should have had it regulated.
00:03:42.000It should have been a situation where, when, you know, they would let Jake Shields speak, they ask him all the questions they're going to ask him, totally respectfully, he gets his chance, he gets his moment to say what he has to say, thank his teammates, then, after all that's done, then mayhem comes in, If that's what they want, if that's a fight they're hyping up next, who the fuck knows what their plans were.
00:04:05.000Their plans might not be a mayhem fight next.
00:04:34.000You know, I mean, the Diaz brothers, you know, people always criticize them, but I think, first of all, I think they make shit way more interesting.
00:04:43.000When you've got someone like Nate and Nick Diaz that they don't give a fuck.
00:04:58.000They really knew what was going on and they still stepped in there and did that.
00:05:03.000You can't just have them all together like that and let anybody in that you want.
00:05:09.000It's like I used to have pit bulls and when you get a bunch of pit bulls in the room you can't get mad at the pit bulls if they fight each other.
00:05:17.000And these guys are professional mixed martial arts fighters and in mixed martial arts Definitely, there's a psychological aspect to it that's a huge component of fighting and whether or not you win or lose.
00:05:31.000And these guys have this psychological edge over their opponents because they're so aggressive.
00:05:36.000Because they're so down to fight at any moment's notice.
00:05:42.000And because of that, that's a significant advantage.
00:05:45.000It's a significant tactic when it comes to fighting.
00:05:49.000And they're not going to relinquish that just because they're on national television.
00:05:53.000So if someone gets in one of their boys' faces and disrespects them, They're going to fight.
00:05:57.000I mean, that's just what's going to happen.
00:05:59.000So what I blame is, I think Mayhem certainly made an error, but he should have never been allowed to get into the position to make that error.
00:06:06.000It was completely, in my opinion, on Strikeforce, or the committee, or whoever the fuck is supposed to be watching that cage.
00:06:13.000You know, I don't know who's responsible for that.
00:07:01.000This is the 420 episode of the podcast.
00:07:04.000And what we'll do is I'll just ramble until everybody gets here.
00:07:09.000Ari and Eddie should be here within probably 15 to 20 minutes, depending on what the traffic looks like.
00:07:15.000And when they get here, then we'll jump off.
00:07:18.000So between now and then, I'll just take questions.
00:07:21.000If you see my office here, if you notice, things have changed.
00:07:25.000I got rid of some shit here, moved something out, and I'm going to put a green screen behind me.
00:07:30.000So for the next Ustream podcast, hopefully the next one, if not the next one, the one after that, I'll be in space.
00:07:40.000So the way we're going to have it set up is we're going to have a podcast and then I'm going to have a green screen and I'm going to have a total space background and then I'll have couches and shit like that.
00:07:51.000So the idea is that it'll look like couches flying through space.
00:08:11.000I think this is like the 12th or the 13th week in a row.
00:08:15.000So we've been real consistent, and it's been a lot of fun.
00:08:19.000And now it's number 8 on the comedy section of iTunes, which is crazy because the audio part of it was just sort of an afterthought, to throw that up.
00:08:27.000And the Ustream one is getting plenty of hits, and it's been fun.
00:10:44.000Any little thing can happen and things close down for a couple days and these businesses, they run so on the edge that just a couple days off work and they come close to being bankrupt.
00:10:56.000I like how people are like, fucking, I hear a lot of stories like, this volcano, I can't fly home.
00:19:08.000that's unhealthy but a little bit of fat is good like a little fat ass I like a fat ass just like that's not good because they can't move around good You want athletic, but you want some fat on them.
00:22:31.000When you pull out or when you masturbate, your semen is said to have impregnated some demon woman.
00:22:39.000It's like they are like appearing right here.
00:22:42.000She's fucking you as you're masturbating And we get to heaven or before you have a purgatory level and You have to face all your kids and they're like, why?
00:23:49.000And what vaporizing is, is, you know, the big argument about THC, about marijuana in general, is that you shouldn't smoke it because smoke is bad for your lungs.
00:23:58.000You can eat it, but eating it is very tricky, because you eat it, you get too fucked up, because when you eat it, it's processed by the liver, and it creates something called 11-hydroxymetabolite, which is four times more psychoactive than THC, and it's really a totally different experience.
00:24:14.000You know, that's why when people eat brownies, they freak out.
00:24:16.000That's why, you know, I'm sure a lot of you have seen that video where that dude, he's a cop, and he calls up the 911 and says that he thinks he's dying, because...
00:24:27.000Because he and his girlfriend ate some pot brownies and he said time was moving really slow and he thinks he's dying.
00:25:17.000That's why that's when I said smoke out of a vaporizer.
00:25:23.000Dedicated cameras in here, and this is going to be a green screen, and we're going to be in space.
00:25:28.000When I set this up, within two weeks, this will all be green behind us, and then when we're watching it, it'll be like we're flying through the universe on a couch.
00:26:36.000There's a great picture online where someone from the audience captured it on their phone or something where Jake Shields and Nick Diaz are coming.
00:26:44.000It's like from behind Jake or behind Mayhem.
00:27:42.000There was some ethnic people that everyone was scared of they asked to leave and they left as far as the front patio and all the door guys were scared So I'm like just call the cops and get them out of here But they wouldn't do it eventually the fight broke out and somebody's like Ari let's go to the front I saw the fight and I'm like I don't want to get involved in this.
00:27:59.000I don't get stabbed from someone else Fuck that.
00:29:57.000I think, seriously, though, seriously, because this is the 420 episode, we should be allowed to have, like, order pizza and, like, have food and shit.
00:30:53.000We need to be focusing on the show, son.
00:30:56.000Ari was telling us that there's an ancient Jewish whatever the fuck it is Jewish principle thought there's a when you waste seed you're not supposed to waste semen uh-huh so um they say when you pull out and you masturbate you're not really masturbating you're fucking a demon woman who's nothing just like a ghost and when you go to heaven when you go to uh the afterlife you face all your kids that would have been born in the real life and they're born this demon woman whoa they're all deformed and like like this like why
00:37:07.000Yeah, there's a lot of scholars that do not believe he was an actual person.
00:37:10.000There's a lot of scholars that do not.
00:37:16.000The Jews believed that Jesus existed and he was a man.
00:37:19.000And it would benefit their cause because they would kill each other.
00:37:22.000It slice each other if you weren't their religion I believe that they were the former rap the great rabbis would talk about would be what Jesus see that's what my thing is That makes me think that even though there isn't that much proof that he actually even was alive and there's a lot of holes in that one DVD, the God that never was, all that shit, how come the Jews and the Muslims don't jump on that Jesus Christ never existed?
00:38:07.000Like, Bruce Lee the real guy and Bruce Lee the superstar, two different fucking people.
00:38:12.000But it's hilarious how many people banked their life on some story that would not make any fucking sense if you told it today.
00:38:18.000Like, if you told that story today and said there was a dude who walked on water and came back from the dead, everybody would go, just shut the fuck up.
00:40:25.000You say of course, but it's amazing how many people don't say that.
00:40:28.000It sounded like you were saying that you were describing how wonderful the universe is in the Fibonacci series and how it's all like this code and structure.
00:40:39.000And then you said why does there have to be a God doing that?
00:40:43.000Like to me, I was like, there is an intelligence other side that is way too complex for us to understand.
00:41:25.000Then I took all those fucking mushrooms.
00:41:26.000I got pictures and everything and down Huh, how many the whole thing double that wasn't five grams now no it wasn't five times for that That was like three and a half.
00:42:47.000I thought it was a terrible, terrible thing that they were doing, was just taking these animals and shoving them into these cages, and they don't even get to do it, and they just pace.
00:42:56.000Yeah, the polar bear at the L.A. Zoo, he'll just pace back and forth by that back door, just waiting for that fucking back white door.
00:43:04.000It's like fake ice and a white door, you know.
00:43:48.000It's like the Aztec patterns dancing, and look at the sky.
00:43:51.000The clouds, the clouds are in their spot for a second, and then they form, and I remember Connor telling me, because Connor's the one who, uh, um, turned me on to the dude who had him.
00:44:15.000I swear to God, I was driving on the freeway, freaking out.
00:44:18.000I didn't know if there was cars next to me, on the side of me, but it really did look like as I was driving on the freeway, like I was in What Dreams May Come.
00:46:38.000I don't think that I don't think the shit that I'm seeing, I don't know what you're seeing, but the shit that I'm seeing with five grams, I don't know if you've done five grams, but the shit you see when you do five grams is, for me, who knows, it seems impossible for me to dream that up in my brain.
00:46:54.000Like, it's just the most beautifully constructed, flowing It's in that
00:47:24.000same vein, but a thousand times more complex.
00:47:35.000Someone else is making this shit, not me.
00:47:37.000It seems like that's definitely one option, but another option is that that stuff supercharges your perceptions and just makes your imagination more hypersensitive and it makes your visualizations go wild because it reacts with all sorts of different eyes that you use to see things.
00:47:55.000This is a parasite that lives in the sewers and it only feeds on cats' brains.
00:48:28.000The other one that they do where there's a worm that gets inside a grasshopper and convinces the grasshopper to commit suicide so that it can hatch out of its body.
00:48:36.000It grows inside the grasshopper and teaches the grasshopper to jump into the water and kill itself.
00:49:04.000I think, well, there's definitely something going on, but I think our idea that our culture is based on is just that we want it to be close to us.
00:49:12.000We want it to be like a super version of us, which is like what a God is.
00:49:19.000But, you know, with all these rules and God is, you know, fucking kind of addictive and gets pissed at you if you fuck up and, you know, a lot of religions is willing to kill you if you don't listen to them.
00:49:30.000You know, we want it like a super version of us.
00:49:32.000But it's much more possible that this whole thing is just...
00:49:36.000Connected to something that you can't stop.
00:49:39.000Some big, powerful thing that feeds off itself.
00:49:44.000Everything in this world has a role and plays a part in this thing.
00:50:42.000When you really start assessing this whole big picture of what this really is, it's like, God, I feel like I've been flying without a manual for so long.
00:50:51.000Like, just operating my life, not really having any idea how to do it correctly, just fucking up, learning from my fuck-ups, starting from scratch.
00:51:02.000I feel like there's such, it's got to be a way better way to learn life than the way we do it.
00:51:07.000So by the time you get yourself and your own personality figured out, and your own, the way you interact with people figured out, by the time you get that figured out, it's like, God, you're already dying.
00:51:22.000If I know what I do now and I go back to that age, I get laid so much.
00:51:32.000If I was like 19 and I knew right now, I'd be like, "Oh, okay." They need more advancements in skin care for men.
00:51:39.000It seems like we're not supposed to live long enough to figure this out.
00:51:44.000It seems like the reason why turtles live to be a thousand years old and people live to be a hundred is because we're not supposed to- it would- Turtles live a thousand years?
00:53:24.000They should have a fucking live thing on ABC, where all the best scientists on the planet, all the best linguists, they get together.
00:53:31.000that should be important let's decipher this shit in front of the world live satellite feed from fucking France Allegro I believe Allegro passed away the guy who wrote that book but he was the he was the one of the head guys deciphering He worked on it for 14 years, and he was the only agnostic in the group.
00:53:50.000You know, they had a bunch of people that were all ordained ministers, and they were the decipherers, and they were all religious people.
00:53:55.000And he started out a religious person, but when he started studying theology, he realized somewhere along the line, this is obviously bullshit, and he just became agnostic.
00:54:03.000So he looked at the whole picture completely.
00:54:06.000Absolutely different than all the other guys.
00:58:13.000You know, it's like breaking the balls in the pool.
00:58:16.000You know how you try to break the balls really hard?
00:58:18.000But if you watch a little person, they have a loose wrist and they just SMASH! There's like a timing to it where they just know exactly how to put their weight into it.
01:02:19.000What the fuck is going to be the next thing?
01:02:21.000Because this isn't going to be the last thing.
01:02:23.000You don't think the internet, that's it?
01:02:28.000It's gotta be like, first it's gonna be like hologram laptops where you're just gonna need like maybe a little, little block and then it just blows up or something.
01:02:42.000I think it's gonna be neural implants or the other idea that I have was not a neural implant but that they figure out the frequency of your brain.
01:02:50.000Like what if they get your brain to work like a Wi-Fi signal?
01:02:53.000Like what if your brain, like obviously, you know, Input comes into your brain in the form of hearing things and seeing things and these electrical impulses or however the hell sight and sound is created and how you represent that stuff in your head.
01:03:07.000Those are like signals that are coming in from your eyes, from your organs.
01:03:11.000What if there's a way to get that signal out into the air?
01:03:16.000So instead of it having to be directly input into your brain with sight signals and with the signals that your ear is giving, what if there's a way to tune the whole mind like a Wi-Fi with some sort of a neural implant or something that activates a certain portion of the brain and literally allows your brain to tune in to everyone else's brain?
01:04:07.000But in stimulating part of his brain, he started remembering shit from his childhood, like in graphic detail, like it was happening right there, right in front of him.
01:04:16.000Like, they literally figured out how to charge and jumpstart your memories.
01:04:21.000You know, if they could do shit like that...
01:04:24.000They can introduce thoughts to people's minds.
01:04:53.000How do we rethink the world if we realize that memories are completely unpredictable?
01:05:01.000That memories are so easy to scramble.
01:05:05.000When you think about how much of human history was just written down and spoken on memories, how bad are memories?
01:05:12.000Lately, when I get into an argument with somebody about something, some ways things happen, and they're like, no, I think something happened, and you're like, you know what?
01:05:18.000We're just remembering it differently.
01:05:20.000And I have no idea if I'm the one who's wrong or they are.
01:06:50.000It's what I was thinking before about the reason why turtles live to be a thousand years and people only live to be a hundred.
01:06:57.000I don't think you can keep our purpose going and keep us living.
01:07:02.000Because the way society seems to work best is that people don't live long enough to figure out that it's all bullshit.
01:07:08.000Because if they do, then chaos, restructuring, everything goes to a different way, and that's not the way that humans are going right now.
01:07:17.000The way we're going is like some sort of a global domination thing, some sort of a technological singularity thing.
01:07:23.000We're moving further and further and further.
01:07:25.000If we were able to step back and, as a culture, get old enough to realize how silly that all is, and realize how much better life would be if we all just Relaxed and shared resources and be nice to each other and treat the world as if we're friends and work this all out together.
01:08:20.000But I think we have to look at human nature as being natural.
01:08:24.000And I think that if we look at everything else as being natural, if we look at the way wolves behave and the way monkeys behave, we look at their simple lives as being natural.
01:08:33.000Why don't we look at the course of humanity as being natural?
01:08:37.000We're pretending that it's something that we all consciously control.
01:08:40.000But if we do, why is it so fucked up still?
01:08:43.000Why is there so much political corruption when we know there's so much political corruption?
01:08:47.000Why are we still going to war when we know that wars are ridiculous and that they're only ways for profit?
01:08:53.000Why do we keep continuing along the same lines even though rationally we must know at a certain point in time this is an insane way to live?
01:09:01.000Well, maybe it's because that's just the way people live.
01:09:18.000We're all in our little worlds thinking it's all about us, but meanwhile, whatever's going on, you're just producing an energy that needs to collectively do something in the world or something.
01:11:11.000If you look up, Google what I looked up, you come up with quite a few articles about it.
01:11:18.000It's a parasite that causes rats to sacrifice themselves to cats, may also change human behavior, making women more outgoing and warm-hearted, and men more jealous and suspicious.
01:11:29.000The toxoplasma protist is shed in cat feces, which are then eaten by rats.
01:11:37.000Infected rats become fearless in the presence of cats, which makes them easier to catch, which in turn spreads the disease to new cats.
01:11:59.000Because men who are more douchey are more likely to fuck a bunch of different women and impregnate them, like fuck their friends, women, you know what I'm saying?
01:12:09.000The more douchey the guy is, the more he's going to do creepy shit to go get laid.
01:12:13.000So the more likely that's going to make accidental babies all over the place.
01:12:56.000Yeah, it's like, your life would certainly be better off if you didn't have that, you know, that aspect to you, but you wouldn't be as successful if you didn't have that aspect to you either.
01:13:05.000So, uh, fucked up shit, like war, you know, that's how it's supposed to happen.
01:15:26.000I just smoke pot before I have sex, before I do comedy, before I write comedy, before I do jujitsu, before I know I'm going to eat something delicious.
01:19:04.000Fuck that man That's some big boobs I fuck I am the Sheik All camel clutch And Tommy Lee So he was made He was just saying All these names So he wants to cut them off And like send these guys The messages Like here's our Sheik Talking loud shit And it's always, fuck you in the ass!
01:19:51.000That's one of those dudes that I would love to meet.
01:19:53.000When I met Hulk Hogan, I was like, holy shit, I'm just here talking to Hulk Hogan.
01:19:57.000You know, like when I had to do that interview with him, and he's like, "Brother, you know, we're getting fired up at TNA, brother." And I'm like, "God damn, I'm talking to Hulk fucking Hogan." Dude, Iron Sheet was probably all-time number one villain ever.
01:20:31.000All those guys got really badly hurt from wrestling.
01:20:36.000Ventura very fucked uh Jason Ventura is hip replaced he talks shit on Jake's thing Jake the Snake Roberts he crushes him I want to get dirt from all the rest of his talking about Hulk Hogan Oh man, he's...
01:22:11.000No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Johnny Bravo, oh, Johnny Bravo, like, he's just like, oh, yeah, you really thought he said Johnny Bravo, like, like, that's even funny, you know, and then immediately it starts off with just a bunch of backhanded compliments, like, like, oh, yeah, he's got some good positions, oh, and then immediately it starts off with just a bunch Oh yeah, but Nino already had a high guard.
01:22:32.000He was basically saying that Nino had my style of guard first.
01:22:38.000When me and Nino's style of guards are totally different.
01:23:32.000I think there's a lot of people that don't know you and you have a polarizing effect because you're so controversial because just, I mean, the way you look, the way you act, you know, your behavior is very controversial.
01:23:47.000You know, you think about like most jiu-jitsu people, jiu-jitsu instructors, they're not like these wild musician motherfuckers, you know, that come up with Jujitsu moves because they're high on weed.
01:23:58.000That fucks up with their whole dynamic, their whole view of what Jujitsu is.
01:24:04.000Because a lot of dudes don't know you, I think that's where the controversy comes in.
01:24:09.000But if they got to know you, they'd realize...
01:24:11.000That you're just a completely open-minded dude who's willing to accept techniques from anywhere and gives people credit all the time.
01:24:17.000And you invent moves or you teach moves based on people's names, you know, like the doodah or different techniques that you've got, the Jean-Jacques suite, that you've got from each individual.
01:24:31.000They see you getting all this credit for this, you know, revolutionary type of guard, and so they just assume that it's all bullshit, that it's all overhyped.
01:24:48.000And you're willing to talk to anybody and have them fuck with it and come up with their own stuff.
01:24:52.000I mean, look at all the different things that you've added from your students.
01:24:55.000Look at all the moves from Edwin's stuff.
01:24:58.000You know, how you start incorporating that in the class.
01:25:01.000You know, all sorts of different shit.
01:25:03.000The Japanese necktimes, you're always, you know, adding, whenever there's a new thing, you're always adding it and always giving the person credit who created it.
01:25:11.000That's one thing, that's probably the one thing that the biggest misconception, the biggest...
01:25:18.000Is that you take credit for things, yeah.
01:25:20.000Yeah, is that I take moves and I change the names and then I pretend like I made them up and I put a whole new name on it.
01:25:30.000Like there's a lot of people out there that think that and that's like kind of true or like not really sort of 50. It's totally the opposite.
01:26:21.000And then real quick, now I gotta dig myself out of a deep hole with a lot of people like that.
01:26:28.000The total opposite misconception that I take wounds and steal them.
01:26:31.000It's not like I did it for a while and then I had to stop and slow down and change my ways.
01:26:36.000From day one, my first book, I give everyone credit.
01:26:40.000My first book, Marcelo, Silverado, Duda.
01:26:47.000When people learn techniques from someone else and I know them personally and I know where they got the move from and then they start showing it to someone and they don't bring up the person that taught them.
01:26:56.000I don't always remember to bring up names but I try to as much as I can.
01:27:01.000Can you think of Jiu Jitsu moves as like a creative thing that you're adding to like one big gigantic piece of artwork?
01:27:07.000The martial art itself, like when you invent a new technique, like you invent some new sweep or some new way to set up a gogoplata, and then you add it to the jiu-jitsu language.
01:28:00.000It doesn't take away from what you did at all.
01:28:03.000People think that somehow or another you teaching a guy a certain way to set up a rear naked and then he does it and then you give him credit.
01:28:40.000I always feel good when a new transition comes up out of nowhere, or someone else, or one of my students teaches me, or we see it on the internet.
01:28:56.000We were talking about how he trained with Marcelo, and I went down to New York and trained with him a couple of times, and he was just talking about how good Marcelo moves and how it's really amazing to see someone operate on that level.
01:29:07.000And we just started thinking about it, like how humbling that is.
01:29:09.000Like when you're around a guy like Marcelo or Jacare or something like that, I watched a video of Jacare online rolling through people, just rolling through one dude after another, just submitting a left, right, left, right, left, right.
01:29:19.000When you see someone who's at that high level, you know, it's like, it's so humbling.
01:29:24.000Because you realize how many goddamn layers there are to this.
01:29:29.000It's more complex, and more, you know, the guys you're competing against are faster, and they're diving on shit with more precision, and their technique is more crisp, and more sharp, and more options.
01:29:40.000Dude, there's 12 different ways that I can count there.
01:29:51.000Like, you know, there's a difference, you can tell, to the trained eye, someone could tell, he's playing deep half, he's playing X guard, he's playing, you know, lockdown half, he's playing 50-50 guard, he's playing butterfly guard, you know, he's playing rubber guard.
01:30:07.000There's all, there's 12 of them that I can count, there might be more.
01:30:12.000De La Riva guard, spiral guard, all that shit.
01:30:41.000I have like 4 or 5 guards and there's like 12. There's a lot of them that I don't do.
01:30:45.000There's so much, like all these world champions like Rafael Mendez and Cobrino and all these guys, their style is totally different than mine.
01:30:52.000Totally, like if we taught four-hour seminars each, it would be two different worlds.
01:32:44.000Unless you force them, and that's what I do.
01:32:45.000I force my guys because I know they're going to get lazy.
01:32:48.000And if I say, okay, everyone do 15 of this and 20 of that and make sure you do that, and I write it on a board and let them do it, and I just kick back and chill.
01:33:50.000- Like they get in like a room where they can just practice moves and now they're getting really good with all the moves and they do all the techniques.
01:34:01.000It's based on map systems, so there's a bunch of different maps you play on, but one of the most important things about playing Quake when you're in a one-on-one duel is to understand the map.
01:34:09.000You gotta know where the guns are hidden, you gotta know where the ammo's hidden, and you gotta control the map.
01:34:14.000So what you gotta do is you gotta make sure you know every fucking minute area, and you can move around it, so they practice special jumps and rocket jumps.
01:34:23.000They practice jumping into certain areas and like...
01:34:26.000So they don't get to a straight jump and then crumble.
01:49:19.000I think it was like nine girls got suspended from this one school because they had a bunch of pictures that they took and put on their MySpace page in between school, when they're not at school, like during their summer break.
01:49:30.000So when they came back to school, they were suspended because of sexy pictures of their MySpace page.
01:49:35.000They're like sucking fingers and sticking their ass out in their underwear and stuff.
01:49:38.000And they're only like 14. You know, they're just doing normal whore shit.
01:50:40.000When did they become the moral arbitrators?
01:50:43.000When did they become the people who dictate how people are supposed to behave?
01:50:47.000You know, if you don't have a problem with your kid sticking her ass up in the air in MySpace and you're the teacher, you should be like, whatever.
01:50:53.000I'm gonna teach you some science and you get through life and enjoy yourself.
01:53:48.000Powerful marijuana activist that started out his life as this Goldwater Republican type guy who was really anti-weed and then he got divorced and smoking pot with this woman that he had just met, this new woman, he took a chance when he was a single guy and hanging out with some chick and really kind of was blown away by it and then fell in love with the effects of marijuana and then started looking into the history and then he put out this really fucking amazing book It's called The Emperor Wears No Clothes.
01:55:08.000If you want to know anything about the history of propaganda and of hemp being made illegal, everybody thinks the reason why marijuana is illegal is because it's bad for you.
01:55:17.000I mean, if you ask like 100 people, 75 of them are going to tell you it's bad for you.
01:55:25.000It's illegal because when they figured out a way to process hemp fibers more effectively, they came up with this thing called a decorticator.
01:55:31.000There's a machine that grinds up the hemp and makes the fibers easier to process.
01:55:36.000William Randolph Hearst owned paper companies.
01:55:39.000And he also owned newspapers, and these paper companies, you know, they make paper out of fucking wood, and this hemp paper was much better, it was far superior, and it was a competing product.
01:55:58.000And the reason why they said they were raping white women is because they were smoking this new drug called marijuana.
01:56:05.000So when Congress made marijuana illegal, they didn't even know they were making the textile, the fabric, all the things that hemp can make.
01:56:13.000They didn't really even know they were making that illegal too.
01:56:31.000If we walked in there right now, we each bought a big-ass bottle, like a gallon jug of Jack Daniels, all three of us in line, no one would bat an eye.
01:59:00.000Because, you know, Chael Sonnen, at some point in time, if Anderson doesn't knock him out immediately, Chael Sonnen's going to have Anderson on his back.
01:59:07.000Unless he catches him while he's coming in.
01:59:09.000Which is always possible with Anderson.
01:59:12.000I have a feeling that this time Chael is going to take submission defense in the guard and pass in the guard a little more seriously.
01:59:33.000He's awesome at jiu-jitsu, but Once Chael finally realizes that he needs to get really good at passing and mounting and taking the back, fuck!
01:59:42.000Once he realizes that he needs to adapt the GSP strategy, once he looks at GSP at FeeFights and says, holy shit, I should be doing what GSP's doing.
01:59:53.000Once he makes that decision, Chael will be unstoppable.
01:59:58.000The reason why he does great, but then he loses, he does great, then he loses, is because he is not taking guard passing and being safe in the guard.
02:00:10.000And taking guard passing as the number one priority over ground and pound in the full guard.
02:00:16.000You only should really pound in the full guard.
02:00:37.000He said, just don't pass his guard this round.
02:00:40.000He was he was being I don't agree with it.
02:00:43.000I don't agree with it ever saying he couldn't pass his guard They wasn't passing it news like I guess we thought he was wasting energy Yeah, just wanted to be doing that beat him up from inside the guard You know the things you guys always say it's worth from the half guard I mean stories.
02:01:05.000I can understand it in a way where I could see that after GSP passed his guard and mounted him, Dan Hardy would give his back, then he would post up, and then eventually would shake him up, and they would stand up again.
02:01:17.000That every time, so Greg Jackson was looking at it, it was like, if he passed the guard, he's going to mount him, they could eventually stand up after he gets his back and try That's like the super conservative strategy, which I understand, but...
02:01:45.000I think GSP was doing fine and I think he should always go for the finish and always go for the pass.
02:04:19.000I saw it on TV a couple of times, and I thought, you know what?
02:04:22.000I'm going to be able to make some cash with that.
02:04:25.000My favorite was Anderson, one of the times, when they go back and forth, they tell you what that guy said, and you say something, and they go back to the first guy and say, well, he said this.
02:05:14.000What would happen if Damien Maia, when he butt scoops and Anderson Silva standing, what if Damien Maia started doing some fucking windmill breakdancing stuff coming after him, right?
02:07:18.000You know, I mean, the only way that strategy was going to work for him, you know, avoiding the guard was if he could beat him in the stand-up exchanges.