The Joe Rogan Experience


Joe Rogan Experience #1704 - C.K. Chin


Summary

Happy Birthday to my little sister! We talk about birthdays, twins, and birthdays in general. Happy Birthday to both of us. Happy Birthday, my sister and I! xoxo, Sarah & Matt (Music by Zapsplat and tyops) Music by Jeff Kaale (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 39, 40, 41, 42, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60, and finally, finally, 61, which is the day before my birthday. Happy birthday to my sister! Happy birthday, my little girl! xo Sarah and Matt ( ) ( ) ( ) Sarah & Matt ( ) ( :30) ( :40) :45) :40 :50) :50 :55 Thanks for listening to this episode Sarah and :56 :57 :58 :59 :1 Thank you so much for listening and supporting this podcast! We really appreciate it! XOXO, Sarah, Matt, xo xo XO . XO xo ( ) XO ( ) xo( ) xOoo( ) Xo ( ( xo) Xo (xo) Xo( ) Do you have a birthday story to tell us what you think of this episode? Can't wait to do another one in the next episode with a guest? (Xo) xoXo (xxo) (XOXO) Thanks so much! (Thank you for listening, my friend, Sarah) , <3 (XO) XO( xo, Xo, ) XOXOXO ( , Xo) <3, XO, (YO, xo , ) xxo, xoo, Xoa, xoa (Xoa, Xoa , xoA, , etc)


Transcript

00:00:12.000 Happy birthday, my friend.
00:00:14.000 Thank you.
00:00:14.000 I did not know it was your birthday when we scheduled this.
00:00:17.000 Yeah, it's exciting.
00:00:19.000 You know, my sister's birthday is today as well.
00:00:22.000 We're five years apart, exactly, to the day.
00:00:24.000 What?
00:00:24.000 Yeah.
00:00:24.000 How weird.
00:00:25.000 Yeah, my mom had great timing.
00:00:27.000 That's amazing timing.
00:00:29.000 And so, yeah, so forever, probably since I was, like, 10, it's been her birthday.
00:00:33.000 That's crazy odds.
00:00:35.000 Yeah.
00:00:35.000 Like, what are the odds?
00:00:36.000 Like, five years apart on the same day.
00:00:39.000 Yeah.
00:00:40.000 I guess I thought about that before.
00:00:42.000 I mean, I guess the odds are just one out of 365. I mean, at the end of the day, that doesn't matter.
00:00:45.000 Are they really?
00:00:46.000 Because 25 years apart, still, we only have 365 days a year, so it has to be one of those days.
00:00:53.000 I guess.
00:00:55.000 Mathematically speaking, I think.
00:00:56.000 I feel like there's something missing in that equation.
00:00:59.000 Right.
00:01:00.000 You know what I mean?
00:01:00.000 It's like one of them trick problems.
00:01:02.000 Right, right, right, right.
00:01:04.000 It's way higher than that.
00:01:06.000 Yeah.
00:01:06.000 Probability is a little less than 1 in 500,000 of a family with two children who aren't twins that share the same birthday.
00:01:13.000 Really?
00:01:13.000 Ooh, see?
00:01:15.000 Maybe this is actually for two years.
00:01:16.000 Well, okay.
00:01:17.000 I think that's what it was.
00:01:18.000 Sorry.
00:01:19.000 They were looking for two kids that were born two years apart on the same day.
00:01:22.000 Yeah, that might actually...
00:01:23.000 Actually, I guess as you get closer, probably, because there's some sort of rebound rate.
00:01:27.000 Like, you can't...
00:01:28.000 Yeah.
00:01:28.000 You can't just...
00:01:29.000 Five years apart, it's like, all right.
00:01:31.000 It's still wild.
00:01:32.000 It is wild.
00:01:32.000 No, and she waited.
00:01:33.000 She was due in August, mid-August, and then she just chilled and hit the snooze until my birthday.
00:01:39.000 Yeah, it was great.
00:01:40.000 I was saying, the only thing I remember...
00:01:44.000 Really of that whole situation was that my mom missed my fifth birthday party.
00:01:48.000 And I was like, where's mom?
00:01:49.000 They're like, well, she's having your sister.
00:01:51.000 And I'm like, well, why can't she be at my birthday party?
00:01:54.000 It doesn't have to do with anything.
00:01:56.000 It's kind of like...
00:01:56.000 That's hilarious.
00:01:57.000 That's what you remember.
00:01:58.000 Yeah, I do remember that pretty clearly.
00:02:00.000 Pretty clearly.
00:02:01.000 But, you know, obviously I love her.
00:02:02.000 The young ones steal the thunder.
00:02:04.000 But it was really great.
00:02:05.000 You know, I think that it was...
00:02:07.000 You know, she and I were very close, and it kind of created this kind of twin connection thing that I've always really kind of enjoyed.
00:02:14.000 It's a cool story.
00:02:15.000 It's a little thing that you can talk about and remember, and it's really great.
00:02:19.000 That you both have birthdays the same day?
00:02:21.000 Yeah, and it was kind of cool to always kind of...
00:02:23.000 It was cool to share it, in a way.
00:02:25.000 I've never been someone that I was very possessive on that kind of stuff, so it was great to share that with somebody.
00:02:29.000 I always felt sorry for kids that had, like, Christmas birthdays.
00:02:32.000 That's a totally different thing.
00:02:33.000 Yeah, I agree.
00:02:34.000 That's bullshit.
00:02:34.000 Then you get that Christmas slash birthday gift.
00:02:37.000 I would just lie to my kid.
00:02:38.000 I'd be like, dude, you were born in July.
00:02:41.000 Let's get the fuck out of here with this Christmas shit.
00:02:45.000 Yeah, for sure.
00:02:46.000 Because that's bullshit for a kid.
00:02:47.000 Because they look for that, you know, that's a big deal, your birthday, for at least the first few years of your life.
00:02:53.000 I have an interesting perspective also.
00:02:55.000 My mother was, you know, a single mother raised me, and my grandmother.
00:03:00.000 I always thought that you should celebrate the parent for like the first 10 years or something.
00:03:05.000 That's a good call.
00:03:05.000 As a kid, it's kind of like, I mean, what'd you do in the beginning?
00:03:09.000 It's like your mother's like, happy birthday.
00:03:11.000 Good job on what you created.
00:03:13.000 And then we'll see if this kid is worth celebrating later on.
00:03:16.000 Give him a little time.
00:03:17.000 The thing is that that's the only birthdays that mean a fuck.
00:03:20.000 Like, when I see a grown man at a show going, it's my birthday!
00:03:24.000 Like, bitch, your birthday was 30 fucking years ago.
00:03:27.000 It is not today.
00:03:28.000 You're a grown man.
00:03:30.000 That's right.
00:03:30.000 You know, that is some weak shit.
00:03:33.000 Yeah, we all have birthdays.
00:03:34.000 People get all excited about having a birthday.
00:03:36.000 It's my birthday.
00:03:38.000 Yeah, especially like the people that come to the bars and ask for free stuff.
00:03:42.000 Oh, fuck off, right?
00:03:43.000 Yeah.
00:03:44.000 In the hospitality industry, that's gotta be annoying.
00:03:47.000 You should have a job.
00:03:49.000 Yeah.
00:03:50.000 We shouldn't be asking for a free drink.
00:03:52.000 That's right.
00:03:53.000 Ever.
00:03:53.000 Ever.
00:03:54.000 But what do you have to do in those situations?
00:03:56.000 Do you have to go, do you have to, like, kind of accommodate them?
00:04:00.000 I mean, at the end of the day, for me, it's like, it's opportunity cost.
00:04:05.000 The amount of time that it would, like, why ruin this person's experience?
00:04:08.000 This person, you know, it's, we are, if you're truly in this, like, I'm in the hospitality industry for the purest reasons which I really enjoy taking care of people.
00:04:18.000 So if somebody hands you a roadmap on how to make them happy, Use it.
00:04:27.000 Where's the goal?
00:04:28.000 What do I win?
00:04:29.000 There's nobody keeping score of some sort of global scoreboard that says that you were right and this customer's wrong.
00:04:38.000 It's like, no, who cares?
00:04:39.000 You gave me that opportunity to make you happy by giving you a drink and you get to tell your friends that I got a free drink and go for it.
00:04:46.000 Here.
00:04:47.000 That's a good attitude.
00:04:48.000 Worth the price of admission for me.
00:04:49.000 It's got to be hard, though, because you are celebrating twats.
00:04:53.000 Yeah.
00:04:53.000 It's hard insofar as it depends on the reasoning.
00:04:59.000 I think that if there's some people out there that's maybe just trying to get one up on somebody and trying to get some free stuff and whatever like that, you know they're just taking advantage of you.
00:05:07.000 How long have you been in the restaurant business?
00:05:10.000 I mean, I started bartending, you know, early 18, 19, so for 24 years.
00:05:16.000 So it was one of your first jobs ever?
00:05:18.000 I started college early.
00:05:20.000 I was 16, and then I... Oh, Mr. Smarty Pants!
00:05:24.000 It was because I was born in September, and then my family wasn't like, well...
00:05:28.000 We're supposed to wait another year.
00:05:30.000 And they're like, nope.
00:05:31.000 We'll put you in a Montessori school.
00:05:32.000 We'll get you started now.
00:05:34.000 And then went into school.
00:05:37.000 And my last year in high school, they switched over to this block scheduling thing.
00:05:41.000 So I ran out of classes.
00:05:42.000 And my family, also my mother, we put me in summer school every year.
00:05:48.000 Because she heard about summer school and was like, yeah, go to school.
00:05:52.000 Continue going to school.
00:05:53.000 And I ran out of classes.
00:05:54.000 And so I was able to take some college classes and then I got accepted into college and went that summer before I turned 17. What was that like being around a bunch of fucking grown-ass kids when you're basically 16?
00:06:07.000 I was an old man.
00:06:11.000 It's weird.
00:06:12.000 I have this kind of juxtaposition, I feel like, too, of my upbringing and everything like that.
00:06:16.000 I've always been kind of an old...
00:06:19.000 I kind of walk around and look at these kids.
00:06:21.000 Like, what are you all doing?
00:06:23.000 How come?
00:06:24.000 I don't know.
00:06:25.000 But that's where the thing was.
00:06:28.000 I think I was forced to kind of grow up a little bit faster with a single parent.
00:06:32.000 My grandmother raised me and then having to help with my sister and everything.
00:06:36.000 But I'm also very childlike in that way because I think a lot of that kind of got...
00:06:41.000 It's taken away a little bit.
00:06:42.000 So I still enjoy cartoons and Marvel movies or whatever it is and these type of things, this escapism stuff that I feel like I just never really kind of fully got out of the way.
00:06:51.000 And so it's like you grew up fast and now it's like you're making up for lost time and doing that kind of stuff.
00:06:55.000 I started embracing them again.
00:06:57.000 I thought they were foolish, like comic books and comic book movies and stuff like that.
00:07:01.000 I thought they were foolish for a while.
00:07:03.000 And then as I got older, I go, but wait a minute.
00:07:05.000 I like those.
00:07:06.000 And then I started embracing them as I got, I guess, into my 30s.
00:07:11.000 Yeah, I think you have a better understanding, and again, not to get so super deep on superhero movies, but I think there is something that really kind of shines a mirror on people.
00:07:23.000 If you have this blank canvas and be able to create something as to whatever you wanted, and then you can create this person.
00:07:32.000 It's kind of interesting.
00:07:33.000 I remember, I forgot, there's an essay going around or something that's talking about Superman, for instance, and how...
00:07:40.000 There is some interesting psychology behind it, the idea that everyone on Krypton is Superman and his alter ego is actually a human as opposed to every other Superhero's alter ego is their superhero, but he actually has to pretend to be normal because he just himself is,
00:07:57.000 you know, whatever.
00:07:58.000 It's like this weird kind of thing, and I remember reading that kind of stuff and thinking about that and thinking about how, like, most recently, I think, Spider-Man, they finally cast a young guy as opposed to, like, a grown man, and there was, like, what kind of stuff would you go through as a teenager that all of a sudden...
00:08:23.000 I think I really enjoy it on a different level.
00:08:30.000 But it's cool.
00:08:31.000 Yeah, well, it's just, superhero movies, they're just fun.
00:08:37.000 That's all it is.
00:08:38.000 That's right.
00:08:39.000 It's just fun.
00:08:40.000 It's junk food.
00:08:40.000 Yeah.
00:08:41.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:08:42.000 Junk food for the mind.
00:08:43.000 Yeah, I think that there's a time, like, when people would come by and say, this didn't have any, it's like, are you arguing the realism, like, the people who pick it apart like that?
00:08:52.000 It's just kind of strange.
00:08:53.000 They can do whatever they want.
00:08:54.000 Like, if that's what you want to do with a superhero movie, go back and do that about Bugs Bunny too, stupid.
00:08:59.000 That's right.
00:09:00.000 Exactly.
00:09:00.000 Oh, he got shot in the face.
00:09:01.000 He could totally not survive that.
00:09:03.000 Like, yeah.
00:09:03.000 Exactly.
00:09:04.000 He's a talking rabbit, bro.
00:09:05.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:09:06.000 None of it makes any sense.
00:09:07.000 You know what I watched the other day that I haven't seen in a long time?
00:09:10.000 The Watchmen.
00:09:11.000 Yes.
00:09:12.000 That's a fucked up movie.
00:09:14.000 Yeah, but that is so well written.
00:09:19.000 And especially the new one.
00:09:19.000 Do you watch the series?
00:09:21.000 No.
00:09:22.000 I was watching the series for a little, but Dr. Manhattan's bullshit.
00:09:26.000 Dr. Manhattan's supposed to be a glowing nuclear blue guy with a giant dick, and all of a sudden he's a regular guy?
00:09:32.000 Right.
00:09:32.000 I was like, what is this nonsense?
00:09:34.000 Right.
00:09:35.000 That's like if the Hulk was just a guy who went to CrossFit.
00:09:38.000 Wait, wait, wait.
00:09:39.000 In the HBO series?
00:09:41.000 Yes!
00:09:41.000 Yeah, I mean, so...
00:09:43.000 Bro, he's supposed to be super jacked with a giant dick.
00:09:46.000 That's true.
00:09:47.000 Okay, that's Dr. Manhattan.
00:09:49.000 That's right.
00:09:50.000 He's supposed to be able to, like, time travel.
00:09:52.000 And do whatever he wants.
00:09:52.000 Yeah, go to other planets and shit.
00:09:54.000 Yeah, for sure.
00:09:54.000 He seems way too normal.
00:09:56.000 Yeah.
00:09:58.000 Let me see what he looks like.
00:09:59.000 Pull up what he looks like.
00:10:00.000 Because the one in the Watchmen, the movie, it looks like what you'd expect a god to look like.
00:10:06.000 He's got the crazy white eyes, he's almost animated, whereas everybody else in this show is basically just a person with superpowers.
00:10:15.000 For sure.
00:10:16.000 And some of them don't even have superpowers.
00:10:17.000 And I think that that's...
00:10:19.000 Again, that's one of those things where living in a world...
00:10:22.000 Oh, God, what is the...
00:10:23.000 Yeah, look at him.
00:10:23.000 Get the fuck out of here.
00:10:26.000 How is that Dr. Manhattan?
00:10:28.000 That's ridiculous.
00:10:30.000 The real Dr. Manhattan in the movie is like a perfect specimen.
00:10:34.000 He's like a god.
00:10:34.000 He glows.
00:10:36.000 And then this other one is just like a dude with makeup on.
00:10:38.000 Like, they just got lazy.
00:10:40.000 Like, I don't understand it.
00:10:42.000 There's a...
00:10:43.000 What is the...
00:10:46.000 Oh my god, I'm blanking on it.
00:10:48.000 Look at him!
00:10:49.000 Look at that!
00:10:50.000 That's not it, that's not it, that's not it.
00:10:52.000 What is that?
00:10:54.000 It's just some guys for hanging out at Comic Con or something.
00:10:57.000 Is that what it is?
00:10:58.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:10:58.000 Thank god.
00:10:59.000 I threw up in my mouth.
00:11:01.000 Let himself go.
00:11:03.000 I just watched it for a little bit and I was like, I don't know.
00:11:06.000 But it is more raw.
00:11:09.000 I think that when you're talking about a show or that kind of stuff, when you start to kind of blend the superhero...
00:11:17.000 Situations into real life like people aren't gonna be cool with everything and they're not all gonna be cool You know like that's the thing.
00:11:23.000 I think there's been a couple you dystopian type of things where What if Superman was bad?
00:11:28.000 He decided to do terrible shit.
00:11:30.000 It's like we what could we do?
00:11:32.000 Well, that's the thing about The Watchmen, right?
00:11:34.000 Like, the comedian is a terrible person in The Watchmen.
00:11:37.000 Yeah.
00:11:37.000 The guy with the mustache and the cigar.
00:11:39.000 I mean, he's a fucking horrible, horrible person.
00:11:40.000 He's a murderer.
00:11:41.000 Yeah.
00:11:41.000 You know?
00:11:42.000 But yet, he's a superhero.
00:11:44.000 Right.
00:11:44.000 It's very...
00:11:45.000 Yeah.
00:11:45.000 Very conflicted.
00:11:46.000 Yeah, the power...
00:11:47.000 Yeah.
00:11:48.000 Absolute power corrupts absolutely that type of thought process, right?
00:11:51.000 There's...
00:11:51.000 What is the...
00:11:52.000 What is that movie...
00:11:54.000 The series...
00:11:55.000 The...
00:11:56.000 God, they come out.
00:11:57.000 A similar situation where it's a superhero story and it's about the same thing about these superheroes like Dr. – no, sorry, Mr. something.
00:12:07.000 God, man, I'm blanking on it.
00:12:08.000 But they basically go follow these superheroes that just aren't good people.
00:12:13.000 I know what you're talking about.
00:12:16.000 Yeah.
00:12:17.000 The Boys.
00:12:17.000 The Boys.
00:12:18.000 I didn't watch that.
00:12:18.000 Was that good?
00:12:19.000 It's good.
00:12:20.000 I thought it was like a Watchmen ripoff.
00:12:23.000 You can kind of see it that way, but it's just very well written.
00:12:26.000 No, I'm going to see it that way.
00:12:27.000 Yeah, you can see it that way.
00:12:29.000 It's like when you make evil superheroes.
00:12:32.000 But it is true.
00:12:34.000 I mean, if you had...
00:12:35.000 If you gave somebody a ridiculous amount of power or whatever it is, how could you possibly expect that person to just decide to choose pure...
00:12:45.000 Right.
00:12:46.000 That's what we have right now with the government.
00:12:48.000 Give a lot of power.
00:12:50.000 It's the same fucking thing.
00:12:51.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:12:52.000 It's a weird time for that.
00:12:55.000 So how long have you opened your restaurant for?
00:12:57.000 How long has it been open for?
00:12:59.000 Is Wu Chao your first place?
00:13:02.000 Swiss Attic was.
00:13:02.000 That's when I first met you.
00:13:03.000 Aubrey actually brought you in for dinner.
00:13:05.000 When was this?
00:13:06.000 I mean...
00:13:09.000 2012. Really?
00:13:10.000 Probably 2013, something like that.
00:13:12.000 And where was that at?
00:13:13.000 It's upstairs on Congress, upstairs above the elephant room.
00:13:19.000 The elephant room?
00:13:20.000 The jazz bar right there on Congress.
00:13:22.000 Oh, okay, I know where that is.
00:13:23.000 Yeah, so right there on the 4th and Congress.
00:13:25.000 Yeah, so...
00:13:26.000 God, I forgot about that place.
00:13:27.000 Yeah, came in.
00:13:27.000 You were in town randomly, I think.
00:13:29.000 It was just right when he was starting up on it and brought you in for dinner.
00:13:33.000 I think that was the first time, like I said, I was working.
00:13:35.000 So that was your first spot?
00:13:36.000 That was my first spot.
00:13:37.000 And what happened in that spot?
00:13:38.000 Still there.
00:13:39.000 Yeah, it's existing.
00:13:41.000 It's a small upstairs spot that was very kind of...
00:13:46.000 Aiming towards crowded, high-energy sharing food, which is probably the least type of place that you want to open up in the last two years.
00:13:55.000 That dynamic really exposed like, yeah, this is not what I think a lot of people want.
00:14:01.000 But as we've kind of gauged into it, calmed down a little bit and spread some people out a little bit, I think people are obviously more okay with it now.
00:14:09.000 But early on, it was like, man, how in the world are we going to pivot from this?
00:14:13.000 Well, why the idea of, like, sharing food?
00:14:16.000 Like, the idea of, like, doing things family style?
00:14:18.000 Is that...
00:14:19.000 Yeah, it was...
00:14:20.000 So, are you talking about why it was bad, or why did I just pick that up?
00:14:25.000 No, why is it bad?
00:14:26.000 Well, I think at the time, it was the idea...
00:14:29.000 Because of the pandemic.
00:14:29.000 The pandemic, right.
00:14:30.000 It's just that kind of concept.
00:14:32.000 One of the other groups I'm a partner with at Native, right over here on the east side, It was a hostel.
00:14:38.000 And the entire vibe was to go and stay in a room with a bunch of strangers and meet people.
00:14:45.000 But when we tried to pivot – sorry, when we tried to reopen and it was like, all right, well, let's keep people safe and spread out the beds and make sure the beds are socially distant and all this other stuff.
00:14:54.000 I mean the first night that we opened, the first person that sneezed in the middle of their night, we got a call that was like, I need to move rooms.
00:15:00.000 We're just like, yo, this is not going to work.
00:15:03.000 This dynamic isn't what we're trying to do.
00:15:06.000 The whole hostile thing, you just think immediately about foreign countries.
00:15:09.000 You don't think about America when you think of hostiles.
00:15:11.000 Right.
00:15:12.000 But we took it and kind of turned it on its head.
00:15:16.000 At one point, pre-pandemic, we were doing very well because I think it was a nicer...
00:15:22.000 It wasn't a cot and you paid for a blanket for a dollar.
00:15:25.000 It wasn't for economic purposes.
00:15:27.000 It was really for the social purposes.
00:15:30.000 The idea that you're traveling by yourself in the city you don't know in and it's possible that you'll end up staying in a room with some really interesting people or some people who are also traveling by themselves and have nothing to do.
00:15:41.000 So there's a bar right outside.
00:15:42.000 So the hostel, the native is also a bar.
00:15:45.000 And we'd have a DJ on a Friday night, so you'd just go, hey, you want to go and grab a drink kind of thing.
00:15:49.000 It's kind of a forced interaction.
00:15:52.000 I think if you're traveling, especially if you're traveling, it helps kind of lubricate that trip rather than forcing you to go out to a bar and then walk into it and that kind of stuff.
00:16:03.000 So when you come up with an idea like that, how does that ever go from the meeting to fruition?
00:16:09.000 Just to get other people on board with that.
00:16:16.000 Yeah.
00:16:41.000 If you have that mentality to be able to say that the odds are that somebody else in this room has this exact same mentality, you're kind of ahead of the game.
00:16:51.000 These are six people that probably have similar situations than you as opposed to at a hotel where...
00:16:58.000 Who knows why somebody's there?
00:17:00.000 But here, the odds are you're saying, look, I'm not super concerned about my privacy.
00:17:06.000 I'm staying in my own little private room.
00:17:08.000 I'm a social kind of cat because I picked this one place that has a bar in it and doing concerts, DJs, whatever, that kind of energy.
00:17:18.000 I'm also looking to, you know, experience Austin in this kind of way, which they on the east side, like a lot of the little checkboxes that check off to say that this is a kind of person that I am.
00:17:27.000 So, you know, especially the east side, right?
00:17:31.000 Yeah.
00:17:31.000 And the east side is filled with like very odd characters.
00:17:34.000 Yeah.
00:17:34.000 It's a watering – it's like an oasis.
00:17:37.000 I described it as like it's an oasis of where, you know, you'll see a rhino and a zebra and they're all just there.
00:17:42.000 There's no reason why we're all there.
00:17:44.000 We just haven't all gathered there.
00:17:46.000 But that was the kind of concept was saying that, all right, we like that aspect of the culture, but we also don't like the idea that this is a place where you're trying to – somebody save money.
00:17:56.000 So it's like you're going for a $19 bed.
00:17:58.000 So you're trying to save money while you're backpacking through Europe.
00:18:01.000 That kind of experience is a totally different – Yeah.
00:18:27.000 Well, if you have a group of people and you travel together and you can all rent the room together, that's a great deal.
00:18:32.000 You can do that too.
00:18:32.000 So there was that little mix.
00:18:34.000 It was fun.
00:18:35.000 It was great.
00:18:35.000 It was starting to come into its own and really kind of doing that.
00:18:38.000 And then the whole world blew up.
00:18:39.000 One of the things I liked about doing Stubbs when we were doing shows there was you would always come by with all kinds of different food from different restaurants.
00:18:52.000 You really celebrate all the local places and establishments and it seemed like you would really take pride in bringing us like these burgers from this one local spot or pizza from another local spot or that kind of stuff.
00:19:08.000 Yeah, that's how it got started.
00:19:10.000 I mean, I met Dave years ago, got introduced to him through Questlove, Amir, who's a friend of mine, who's also a foodie, and we met through food as well.
00:19:19.000 And I just remember he was coming here, and, you know, no...
00:19:26.000 Shade on corporate type restaurants, but it was like one of the conversations we have, especially per people who are on tour, it's like you can a lot of times that kind of experience is comforting.
00:19:37.000 Like it's like but people eat McDonald's on the road because it always tastes exactly the same or whatever it is.
00:19:41.000 But at the same time, I'm like, if you had somebody to just guide you through whatever city you're in, like, why wouldn't you like why?
00:19:46.000 Why would you?
00:19:47.000 Go to Philly and not have a Tony Luke's or something like that.
00:19:51.000 What's Tony Luke's?
00:19:52.000 It's a cheesesteak spot.
00:19:53.000 Or Max's or anything.
00:19:55.000 Any of the local cheesesteak spots that are dope.
00:19:57.000 Like when I go there and I ask somebody who lives in Philly, they'll definitely say don't go to Pat's and Geno's or whatever it is because that's a tourist trap.
00:20:04.000 You know, whatever it is.
00:20:05.000 And so it's like the same thing.
00:20:07.000 They would sit there and say where should we go eat and then find out that they ended up going to You know, like one of the nights was Shake Shack.
00:20:15.000 Shake Shack's great.
00:20:16.000 I like Shake Shack's burgers.
00:20:17.000 But it's like we have local burger spots that are dope that would love to have a chance to serve and expand their audience of people who had to experience their food.
00:20:27.000 What's the best local burger spot?
00:20:29.000 And if you don't say Golden Tiger, I'll lose respect for you.
00:20:32.000 Yeah, Golden Tiger.
00:20:32.000 I brought Golden Tiger to y'all.
00:20:34.000 Did you?
00:20:34.000 Yeah, I did.
00:20:35.000 I did.
00:20:35.000 And then I also brought these...
00:20:37.000 I found out about it from Phillip.
00:20:38.000 Phillip from Sushi Bar ATX? Yeah, Phillip Lee.
00:20:41.000 Yeah.
00:20:41.000 Yeah, he's the shit.
00:20:42.000 And they're fantastic.
00:20:43.000 And these Smash Burger, that's my style of burger, too.
00:20:46.000 You know, that just basic one.
00:20:48.000 The other one that I was doing is Bad Larry's.
00:20:52.000 Bad Larry's.
00:20:53.000 Yeah.
00:20:53.000 It's a pop-up spot.
00:20:54.000 They own a couple bars, and then they do this thing once a week.
00:20:58.000 How do you find them?
00:20:59.000 They're on social media.
00:21:00.000 I'll connect you.
00:21:02.000 But yeah, they just do a pop-up, and then you have to pre-order it.
00:21:05.000 It's a burger club.
00:21:06.000 Yeah, it's a burger club.
00:21:06.000 Oh, a burger club.
00:21:08.000 So fancy.
00:21:09.000 How Austin of them.
00:21:10.000 Yeah, but I brought them backstage, too.
00:21:13.000 But it's like, you know, that's...
00:21:15.000 That's the vibe.
00:21:16.000 And then also, you know, burgers range.
00:21:19.000 You know, I think that if you really talk about somebody who, like I do as much as I love food, it's like, yeah, there's a steak burger.
00:21:25.000 Are you a guy that likes them flat-ass skinny burgers or a thick meaty burger?
00:21:31.000 Flat-ass skinny burger.
00:21:32.000 Why is that?
00:21:33.000 I think that there's a textural, caramelizational type thing that happens when that happens.
00:21:39.000 And I think it's the combo, that squishy bun, that cheese, American cheese.
00:21:44.000 There's something nostalgic about that, I think, for me, as opposed to the steakhouse burger, which I'm like, if I'm at a steakhouse, I'm going to eat a steak.
00:21:52.000 Yeah, I'm not eating a steakhouse burger at a steakhouse, but I do like a fat burger, a fat, juicy one.
00:22:00.000 Yeah.
00:22:01.000 It's also harder to cook.
00:22:02.000 Yeah, that's what I was going to say.
00:22:04.000 You have to make sure it's not dry.
00:22:05.000 That's right.
00:22:06.000 Because when you bite into one of those and it's dry, it's such a bummer.
00:22:08.000 Oh, that big gray, that inch of gray band.
00:22:11.000 Dude, I used to get at Fuddruckers.
00:22:15.000 You know Fuddruckers?
00:22:16.000 Hell yeah.
00:22:17.000 They don't have those out here, do they?
00:22:18.000 There's one.
00:22:19.000 There's one left.
00:22:20.000 But they have ostrich burger.
00:22:22.000 Really?
00:22:22.000 Yes.
00:22:23.000 That was what I always would get.
00:22:25.000 Dude, Ostrich Burger, rare.
00:22:27.000 Yeah.
00:22:27.000 Oh my goodness.
00:22:29.000 They have that fake cheese, that squirty cheese that you pump onto.
00:22:34.000 Yeah, nacho cheese.
00:22:35.000 Like ballpark nacho cheese.
00:22:37.000 Yeah, but it's like a jalapeno jack.
00:22:39.000 It's got some kick to it.
00:22:41.000 Yeah.
00:22:41.000 Oh my goodness.
00:22:42.000 And then they give you two potatoes worth of wedges.
00:22:45.000 Big fat wedges.
00:22:48.000 That was great.
00:22:48.000 And fresh baked buns and stuff like that.
00:22:51.000 And I think that's the whole is greater than the sum of its parts when it comes to burgers.
00:22:58.000 To me, I think that's...
00:23:00.000 So for me, that's where it lies.
00:23:03.000 I think it's somewhere...
00:23:05.000 I was saying this to somebody the other day.
00:23:07.000 I cannot distinguish delicious and nostalgic.
00:23:10.000 I think that scratches the same itch in my brain.
00:23:14.000 When someone talks to me, they're like, do I really like it?
00:23:17.000 Give me an example.
00:23:18.000 Give you an example.
00:23:20.000 A bologna sandwich on white bread.
00:23:23.000 With mayonnaise?
00:23:24.000 Yeah, with mayonnaise and cheese.
00:23:26.000 It's delicious.
00:23:26.000 Delicious.
00:23:27.000 Is it delicious?
00:23:28.000 Yes.
00:23:28.000 Or is it because we grew up eating it and it really kind of gets you there?
00:23:32.000 No, it's fucking good.
00:23:34.000 Yeah.
00:23:34.000 Well, hey, I mean...
00:23:35.000 Don't you think?
00:23:36.000 I think it's delicious, but I really think it comes from that, like, weird stuff about it is good.
00:23:40.000 I like how it sticks to the roof of your mouth.
00:23:42.000 Yeah.
00:23:43.000 That gumminess to it.
00:23:44.000 Right.
00:23:44.000 I like that.
00:23:45.000 The bread.
00:23:45.000 Yeah, and we're not allowed to eat white bread now.
00:23:48.000 Like, I think that someone would pop out of a closet to say, what the fuck are you doing eating white bread?
00:23:52.000 Well, it's barely bread.
00:23:54.000 Yeah, it's sugar, right?
00:23:55.000 It's solid sugar.
00:23:56.000 It's a pastry.
00:23:57.000 Right.
00:23:57.000 And so enjoying that all together is something we're not really allowed to do anymore.
00:24:03.000 And so when I have that, it's just like the only time I'm allowed to have white bread is at barbecue joints.
00:24:07.000 Right.
00:24:08.000 They give you a whole loaf of it.
00:24:09.000 Get a whole loaf of white bread.
00:24:10.000 That's right.
00:24:11.000 But do you ever eat the bread at a bar?
00:24:13.000 I have never eaten white bread at a barbecue place.
00:24:15.000 I usually save at least one sandwich.
00:24:20.000 I make a perfect bite sandwich.
00:24:23.000 You know, I'll do the whole backyard barbecue style with the bread, some potato salad, some slaw, some cream corn, some briskets, mac and cheese, whatever, and make it into this amalgam weird white bread burrito type thing and take at least a bite of that.
00:24:36.000 I guess you could do that, but for me, the tastes are so good.
00:24:41.000 Like a real good brisket, I don't want to fuck that up with white bread.
00:24:44.000 Yeah, you don't want to.
00:24:44.000 That's what I'm saying.
00:24:46.000 It is just a scratch that itch.
00:24:48.000 The furthest I get is I dip it in a little sauce.
00:24:50.000 Yeah, and you shouldn't have to.
00:24:52.000 You want to taste the smoke.
00:24:54.000 You want to taste all that stuff too.
00:24:55.000 But it comes from, I think, again, Having not access to that quality of stuff.
00:25:01.000 That's one of the craziest things about Austin is the variety of barbecue.
00:25:05.000 I mean, this is absolutely the craziest barbecue place I've ever been to in my life.
00:25:10.000 And it's recent.
00:25:10.000 Because you can't survive if you're not good.
00:25:12.000 Yeah.
00:25:13.000 And I think when people ask me about Texas barbecue, I'm like, it's the Olympics.
00:25:18.000 Meaning...
00:25:19.000 Between first and last place of, like, the 100-yard dad, I mean, dude, the last guy is still pretty fucking fast.
00:25:25.000 Yeah.
00:25:25.000 You know?
00:25:25.000 And so, like, there's people who don't make it into the Olympics.
00:25:29.000 Right.
00:25:29.000 But when you take the top 10 best barbecues in Austin, I mean, you're splitting hairs.
00:25:35.000 Right.
00:25:36.000 When you go to, like, Terry Black's, La Barbecue, Franklin...
00:25:39.000 Style Switch, Micklethwaites.
00:25:42.000 There's so many good ones.
00:25:44.000 Right.
00:25:44.000 Exactly.
00:25:44.000 And so...
00:25:45.000 Like, this place is so spoiled in that regard.
00:25:48.000 Yeah.
00:25:48.000 And then you start to gauge really off of sides.
00:25:50.000 Like, I think that's to me, it's kind of like, do I feel like...
00:25:53.000 Who's got the best sides?
00:25:55.000 It depends on each one.
00:25:57.000 The barbecue's got incredible mac and cheese to me.
00:26:00.000 I really love that.
00:26:01.000 But if you have an open day and you have a thing for barbecue, do you have a direction you lean at?
00:26:11.000 I lean towards also some convenience.
00:26:15.000 I love Aaron, and he's a great guy, but I don't want to call in favors.
00:26:20.000 It's just not fair.
00:26:21.000 That line is preposterous.
00:26:22.000 It's preposterous.
00:26:23.000 And so, to me, it's like, all right, well, then Terry Blacks is the only one that opens through—they don't sell out.
00:26:29.000 Like, all these other kind of boutique-y spots, if you don't go there for lunch, like, you're not having...
00:26:33.000 Terry Black's opens for dinner.
00:26:34.000 Terry Black's has the most ridiculous array of smokers.
00:26:38.000 That's right.
00:26:38.000 These enormous propane tanks that they've converted into smokers.
00:26:42.000 They were explaining to me how many cows die...
00:26:45.000 Every day for their restaurant.
00:26:47.000 It's crazy.
00:26:48.000 It's a nutty number, man.
00:26:50.000 They'll give you a tour, though, which is pretty sweet.
00:26:52.000 And there's an artisanship to it, too.
00:26:54.000 Oh, for sure.
00:26:55.000 He has a legal pad like this written down with all the briskets and the time when they're wrapping them and they're spraying them with apple cider vinegar.
00:27:07.000 I mean, god damn.
00:27:08.000 And that science to that is fundamentally mind-blowing because It's like during the pandemic when everybody was fucking with sourdough bread and I was just experimenting.
00:27:19.000 I still have the starter alive.
00:27:21.000 During the pandemic that was a thing?
00:27:23.000 During quarantine, how about that?
00:27:25.000 But that was a thing?
00:27:26.000 Everyone was doing sourdough because we couldn't find yeast anywhere.
00:27:28.000 So people were starting to fuck around sourdough.
00:27:31.000 And then for me at least, especially anybody who has any sort of desire, culinary type stuff, I was trying to do stuff that took, if it took normally 30 minutes, I tried to make it take 8 hours.
00:27:42.000 Like, for instance, I made a BLT sandwich where I cured my own bacon.
00:27:48.000 I grew lettuce and tomatoes.
00:27:50.000 How do you cure bacon?
00:27:50.000 What do you have to do?
00:27:51.000 Take pork belly, mix of salt, sugar, spices, and then let that cure.
00:27:56.000 But when you say cure, what does it entail?
00:27:58.000 So curing is kind of the chemical process of basically using salt or some sort of other, you know, salt and a mix of other things to draw out moisture to kind of preserve it.
00:28:09.000 So are you refrigerating it while you're doing this?
00:28:12.000 Yes.
00:28:12.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:28:12.000 So it's basically just covering it with spices?
00:28:16.000 And salt.
00:28:17.000 Mostly salt.
00:28:18.000 And then pulling out the moisture.
00:28:19.000 And then, you know, whenever you do that, it infuses flavor into it.
00:28:24.000 And then you smoke it.
00:28:25.000 And then once you smoke it, then it becomes bacon.
00:28:28.000 And when you smoke it, you're smoking it at a very, very low temperature?
00:28:32.000 Relatively.
00:28:33.000 What are you doing at that?
00:28:34.000 You don't have to...
00:28:35.000 For me, I don't know.
00:28:37.000 It was 225 degrees, you know?
00:28:39.000 Oh, really?
00:28:40.000 Yeah.
00:28:41.000 Because all I had was a little...
00:28:42.000 I didn't have a Traeger or anything like that, so I was just using a probe thermometer trying to make sure that it didn't go...
00:28:48.000 So you just had a regular offset smoker?
00:28:50.000 Yeah, offset smoker.
00:28:51.000 And...
00:28:52.000 And so for me, I tried to make the bread, made my own mayonnaise, made butter from cream.
00:29:03.000 Jesus.
00:29:04.000 Were you out there doing that thing?
00:29:06.000 No, you can actually make real butter from cream with a stand mixer, with a food processor.
00:29:10.000 Oh, that seems like cheating.
00:29:13.000 It is, a little bit.
00:29:14.000 Seems like you're supposed to churn.
00:29:16.000 Yeah, I got you.
00:29:16.000 I'll finally have to build my own churn.
00:29:19.000 Fuck all that.
00:29:20.000 But yeah, it took me three days to make a BLT and I was like, alright, what's next?
00:29:24.000 But it was to the point where I was like, alright, this recipe needs chicken stock.
00:29:29.000 Let me make chicken stock from scratch.
00:29:30.000 Because you were just bored.
00:29:32.000 It was an unprecedented amount of free time.
00:29:34.000 Unprecedented.
00:29:35.000 Especially for someone in the business that works.
00:29:36.000 That's the thing about brisket, right?
00:29:39.000 Smoked brisket is impossible to do quickly.
00:29:42.000 That's right.
00:29:43.000 It's one of the beautiful things about it.
00:29:44.000 That's right.
00:29:45.000 Any shortcuts exponentially reduces the I was watching a video the other day online where they were using a pellet grill.
00:29:53.000 They did an oven, a pellet grill, and an offset smoker.
00:29:58.000 And they were trying to figure out what's the best way.
00:30:01.000 And they said, like with blind taste tests, everyone said offset smoker.
00:30:05.000 Yeah.
00:30:06.000 Every time they tested it, people were like, this one's better.
00:30:08.000 Yeah, just because of the way that the smoke has to cool down.
00:30:11.000 There's some science behind that.
00:30:13.000 But that was it.
00:30:15.000 What I was going with was saying, with that time, you don't know you messed up until a day later.
00:30:23.000 You know, half a day.
00:30:24.000 So those type of cooking experiences, I don't even understand how people...
00:30:28.000 How do you get good at that?
00:30:32.000 Because I remember I opened up a sushi bar...
00:30:37.000 Years ago and when we were doing taste testing for the rice and the chef was, you know, cook a batch of rice with some kombu and a little this and a little that and that.
00:30:49.000 But every batch took an hour or so.
00:30:52.000 And the batch had to come up.
00:30:54.000 We had to let it cool.
00:30:55.000 We had to cut the vinegar in there and then taste it and go, nah, that's too sweet.
00:31:00.000 And so we'd have to start our process over again.
00:31:03.000 So to taste four batches of rice took us seven hours or whatever it was.
00:31:07.000 We're just waiting for the rice to get done.
00:31:09.000 And so it's like these type of things, like there's really a lesson in patience because that's the thing.
00:31:16.000 It's like you're trying to do brisket.
00:31:17.000 I don't know, until the next morning and then you come back and say, oh, the fire was too hot.
00:31:23.000 I cooked it too much.
00:31:24.000 Well, the good news is today with YouTube, there's plenty of tutorials where you can learn how to do it correctly.
00:31:29.000 And everybody's more than willing to show you the right rubs and how to spray it down.
00:31:35.000 And, you know, whether you use aluminum foil or whether you use butcher paper.
00:31:40.000 There's a...
00:31:41.000 But there is something...
00:31:43.000 At the end of the day, there is some level of...
00:31:49.000 That there's some talent.
00:31:51.000 That whatever it is, the adjustment of recognizing when something is one way or when something is next.
00:31:58.000 You just get better at it, right?
00:32:00.000 You just get better at it.
00:32:00.000 But you have to know what you did wrong.
00:32:03.000 That was the part.
00:32:03.000 So with making with bread, I don't know what I did wrong.
00:32:07.000 I'd make two loaves two days apart because it takes all day to rise it and fold it and all this stuff.
00:32:16.000 And then one day it'd be great, and the next day it'd be flat.
00:32:19.000 And I don't know what I did wrong.
00:32:20.000 I don't know if the AC was turned on too high, if I was too aggressive with it, if I needed it too much, needed it not enough.
00:32:27.000 And so that takes some mentorship there for someone like an Aaron or someone like, you know, somebody from, you know, La Barbecue, like Allie, to come back and sit there and tell me, hey...
00:32:38.000 You see right there, you see that jiggle, you need to turn the fire up, or you need to spritz it a little bit less, or this little thing, or put this one in the back where it's hotter, and put this one in the forward, and you gotta do this or whatever.
00:32:48.000 And that comes from experience too, but at the end of the day, they don't teach that aspect until you have to be standing right next to you.
00:32:55.000 Yeah, the massive amount of time spent barbecuing.
00:32:59.000 Yeah.
00:33:00.000 Those folks that you talked about, like La Barbecue or Franklin's or Terry Black's, just the sheer volume of knowledge that they have in specific dishes.
00:33:10.000 I mean, if you look at their menu, they cook like 10 things.
00:33:14.000 Yeah.
00:33:14.000 And that's it.
00:33:15.000 And that's it.
00:33:16.000 And they got that shit dialed in.
00:33:17.000 And you think about that's generational, too.
00:33:19.000 I mean, we had a conversation about whether or not Texas barbecue might be one of the A few purely American dishes.
00:33:28.000 It started from Germany.
00:33:29.000 But it's like this style with whatever it is.
00:33:33.000 Not smoked meats.
00:33:34.000 I don't mean, I was just talking about this, whatever it is.
00:33:36.000 But that is the reason why it's here, is German immigrants moved to Texas and then they were smoking meat and then just started changing it and adding.
00:33:45.000 Well, it's the difference between like East Coast Italian food versus Italian food from Italy.
00:33:51.000 It's very different.
00:33:51.000 Right, pizza.
00:33:52.000 Yeah, pizza.
00:33:54.000 Well, just spaghetti and meatballs.
00:33:55.000 Right, spaghetti and meatballs.
00:33:56.000 Yeah, there's so many dishes.
00:33:57.000 Yeah, there's so many dishes.
00:33:59.000 Lasagna.
00:34:00.000 There's so many dishes that are very much considered Italian cuisine, but they're not really in Italy.
00:34:07.000 You go to Italy, maybe they make their now.
00:34:10.000 Oh, we run into that with Chinese food.
00:34:13.000 Like Chamerican food.
00:34:14.000 What's a Chinese-American dish?
00:34:17.000 General sausage.
00:34:18.000 Really?
00:34:19.000 Yeah.
00:34:19.000 General Tso's is not a Chinese dish?
00:34:21.000 It was invented like in the 70s.
00:34:22.000 There's a great documentary called The Search for General Tso.
00:34:26.000 And they go back and show this dish to a bunch of people in China and Taiwan and all the places.
00:34:30.000 And they're like, I've never even heard that before in my life.
00:34:31.000 That's interesting.
00:34:32.000 But it is.
00:34:34.000 It was brought in by immigrants and it was a cooking thing where they made adjustments to the...
00:34:41.000 The demographic they're cooking for, they made it a little bit sweeter, they had access to, you know, a perfect example is American broccoli is typically served with general sauce chicken, but that broccoli doesn't exist.
00:34:50.000 The big florets, that broccoli really doesn't exist in China proper.
00:34:55.000 You know, we have Gailan, that's why they call it Chinese broccoli, you know, that type of...
00:35:00.000 That's what typically we cook with.
00:35:02.000 And then when you have access to it here, it's like, well, they use that instead.
00:35:06.000 What does that look like?
00:35:07.000 Does it look like broccoli...
00:35:09.000 What is it called?
00:35:10.000 Broccoli Rob?
00:35:11.000 Closer to broccoli Rob.
00:35:13.000 Yeah.
00:35:13.000 Very close to broccoli Rob.
00:35:14.000 I don't know if it's the same...
00:35:15.000 If gailan is the same species...
00:35:17.000 If it is the exact same thing as broccoli Rob.
00:35:18.000 Does it have the same sort of flavor?
00:35:20.000 It's mostly stalk.
00:35:22.000 Still has that kind of bitterness to it.
00:35:25.000 It's leafy as opposed to the florets and that kind of stuff.
00:35:29.000 And there's some vegetables that's like bok choy.
00:35:31.000 Bok choy is so delicious.
00:35:33.000 How did bok choy never catch on to other cultures?
00:35:37.000 I think it's demographical.
00:35:39.000 I think that it just can't grow.
00:35:41.000 It's hard to grow in certain climates.
00:35:42.000 Like your dish at your place, the bok choy with mushrooms is fantastic.
00:35:45.000 It's so good.
00:35:45.000 Yeah, and it's a sleeper because most people...
00:35:48.000 Mushrooms is divisive.
00:35:50.000 I think a lot of people see mushrooms and are like, I don't like mushrooms.
00:35:53.000 But there's 900 types of mushrooms, right?
00:35:56.000 That's a lot.
00:35:57.000 There it is.
00:35:58.000 Yeah, it looks like broccoli rabe.
00:36:00.000 Yeah.
00:36:01.000 Or broccolini, I guess you would think of it as that too.
00:36:05.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:36:07.000 Well, no, it looks very different.
00:36:08.000 Yes, you have a little bit of the forets, right?
00:36:10.000 The little bit of it right there.
00:36:11.000 Well, it looks very different in that form.
00:36:14.000 Yeah.
00:36:15.000 Yeah, I'll bring some.
00:36:16.000 Okay.
00:36:17.000 But, yeah, it's like – but that dish, for instance, it's – and so there's no – I mean, fortune cookies or sweet and sour pork.
00:36:24.000 It is – I think that the Chinese food had this, you know – Where you get your salinity from soy sauce and you get sweetness from, you know, rock sugar or you add sour from vinegar and this kind of sweet and sour or spicy,
00:36:40.000 salty, that kind of this type of blending of foods.
00:36:43.000 And it's like I think that when you make that connection and somebody else makes a dish, something like that, then you're like, oh, that has an Asian type flavor because...
00:36:50.000 Soy sauce tastes the same when it cooks in a certain way at high heat, that type of stuff.
00:36:55.000 So you can invent a complete different dish and call it Asian-ish.
00:36:58.000 You can put soy sauce and ginger and sesame seeds on a burger and it's like, well, there's something Asian about this thing.
00:37:03.000 And it's like, yeah.
00:37:04.000 That's where things get weird, right?
00:37:05.000 Like fusions.
00:37:06.000 Right, right.
00:37:07.000 Fusions are odd.
00:37:08.000 Like fusion cuisine.
00:37:10.000 I like the concept of fusion as an evolution of a dish as opposed to like just kind of shoving stuff together.
00:37:19.000 Right.
00:37:20.000 You know, like there's no reason necessarily to make a Chinese lasagna.
00:37:27.000 Have you thought about it?
00:37:28.000 You're saying that like you might have thought about it.
00:37:39.000 Right, but I mean, what style?
00:37:41.000 So wide, flat rice noodles or something like that.
00:37:43.000 But we don't eat a lot of cheese.
00:37:45.000 Chinese people or a lot of Asian people are naturally lactose intolerant.
00:37:50.000 I think most people are naturally lactose intolerant.
00:37:53.000 We're just shoving that delicious stuff down our faces.
00:37:56.000 For sure.
00:37:56.000 For sure.
00:37:57.000 It's worth it, though.
00:37:58.000 It's worth it, I think, to me.
00:37:59.000 I love some cheese.
00:38:00.000 But at the end of the day...
00:38:04.000 I like the idea of thinking if somebody got here, met up, married, was in a community with some Italian folks, and then saw this and decided to use some Chinese flavors and ingredients to do it, but not just this chimera for no reason,
00:38:21.000 just to just...
00:38:22.000 Force things together.
00:38:25.000 I laugh a lot at the Asian chicken salad.
00:38:30.000 And we're like, why is this Asian?
00:38:31.000 And then it's like, well, we put mandarin oranges in it and wonton crisps and ginger.
00:38:37.000 And you're like...
00:38:38.000 Where'd that come from, you think?
00:38:40.000 I don't know.
00:38:40.000 I think it was just marketing.
00:38:41.000 I think it's just somebody goes, let's just mark it as something exotic.
00:38:47.000 What's crazy is how familiar it is.
00:38:49.000 It is.
00:38:50.000 That's such a familiar dish.
00:38:51.000 It is, but it's like, no Asian person I know had a grandparent that made that for them.
00:38:55.000 My grandmother never was like, let's make salad tonight and canned open of mandarin oranges and whipped together.
00:39:00.000 Yeah, that's weird, right?
00:39:01.000 Where something like that just pops up.
00:39:03.000 Yeah, this spontaneous inspiration in this world, and then Wendy starts selling it.
00:39:09.000 And then someone, yeah, it becomes sort of...
00:39:12.000 Part of the zeitgeist.
00:39:13.000 Yeah, it just gets out there, and then everybody knows what a Chinese chicken salad is.
00:39:17.000 Yeah, and I think it also comes from this kind of comfort level, too.
00:39:23.000 You know, I think that...
00:39:26.000 Like, there's certain really kind of safer things and you have to kind of ease into it.
00:39:30.000 Some people are very weird about food.
00:39:31.000 They're not very adventurous and they don't want to try new things and especially there's like a lot of buyer's remorse for people.
00:39:37.000 They're nervous about ordering something they don't like or anything like that.
00:39:40.000 And so I think that when you said that.
00:39:41.000 Those people should stay home.
00:39:44.000 Stay home.
00:39:45.000 Stay home or just go to Gus's Fried Chicken.
00:39:48.000 It's the same every time.
00:39:49.000 But then for us, it's like as a business, we're like, well, let's give them something that's a little bit like, you know, we still have a fried rice on our menu.
00:40:00.000 That's just me.
00:40:00.000 If you want a chicken fried rice at Wuchow, you can.
00:40:02.000 There's a lot of better things, you know.
00:40:04.000 But if that's what you're used to eating, then let's do it.
00:40:07.000 There might be better things, but sometimes not.
00:40:10.000 Like sometimes that's what you want.
00:40:12.000 That's what you want.
00:40:12.000 Right.
00:40:12.000 So I don't judge.
00:40:13.000 Just a nice fried rice, a little bit of egg, a little bit of whatever.
00:40:17.000 But Chinese fried rice for us, for the culture, it is a leftover dish.
00:40:22.000 Oh, so it's like you take some of the food that's leftover, you fry it up.
00:40:26.000 Right.
00:40:27.000 Because the trick to good fried rice at home is day-old rice.
00:40:31.000 Oh.
00:40:31.000 You have to use day-old rice.
00:40:33.000 We cook rice and then put it back in the fridge for the next day to cook our fried rice.
00:40:39.000 Because you want it to dry out so that when you cook it with all this extra moisture and oil and soy sauce and everything like that, it plumps back up to normal, not mushy, the next day.
00:40:50.000 That makes sense.
00:40:51.000 So it really is.
00:40:52.000 So the intention is I've got all these little scraps and bits and leftover little bits of the barbecue that we did or the little chicken dish that we had.
00:40:59.000 Add an egg in there and have some old rice that we had from the night before, cook it up again, and then it's like a casserole.
00:41:06.000 It's like a leftover dish.
00:41:08.000 When you did Woo Chow, one of the things that I really like about it is that you have small dishes, so you order a ton of them.
00:41:17.000 That's right.
00:41:18.000 I like that, because you get a gang of different flavors at your place.
00:41:24.000 What made you go that in that direction?
00:41:26.000 I mean, that is the culture.
00:41:27.000 In Chinese, when you say eat, in reality, the words that you literally say, which means to eat rice.
00:41:35.000 So in Chinese culture, the food all hits the middle of the table and we each have our bowl of rice.
00:41:42.000 And the intention is to just grab a little bit of this and eat it with the rice and a little bit of this, eat it with the rice.
00:41:46.000 And that's kind of the thing.
00:41:48.000 So when you share all these different dishes, that's the intention.
00:41:53.000 You always order six, seven different dishes.
00:41:55.000 Like when we eat out as a family, It's like we just order a big table full of food and then we all have our own little rice bowl and then we all just eat a little bit of everything.
00:42:03.000 So that was a very pure level of cultural way that we culturally eat.
00:42:09.000 It actually makes no sense for you and I to go, you and Jamie, to go eat and say, I'll get the beef with broccoli, whatever it is.
00:42:20.000 And then for you to say, oh, that sounds good.
00:42:22.000 I'll have that also.
00:42:24.000 That philosophy doesn't exist in Chinese culture.
00:42:27.000 It's like, what are we ordering for the table?
00:42:29.000 Because we're all going to have rice.
00:42:30.000 This is the dish that we want.
00:42:31.000 If there's something that you want, order for the table.
00:42:33.000 I'll have some too.
00:42:35.000 And so for me, it was very important to kind of do that.
00:42:37.000 Matter of fact, Swift's even has that philosophy.
00:42:40.000 I never liked that idea.
00:42:42.000 I'm the guy, if you and I were all eating dinner, and then you ordered the lamb chops, and I was like, oh, I was going to get that.
00:42:47.000 Well, I'll get something else, because I would like, let's trade.
00:42:52.000 Let's share some of this.
00:42:54.000 That concept is very kind of Western, as opposed to the Eastern way, which all hits the center of the table.
00:43:01.000 I always found that so odd, that if someone wants something, and another person at the table orders it, that person won't order it now.
00:43:08.000 Just fucking order it.
00:43:10.000 Do you want the lamb chops?
00:43:11.000 Order the lamb chops.
00:43:12.000 We'll both have it.
00:43:13.000 Yeah, for me, it's just more of like, especially with new restaurants, older restaurants, sure, you'd order what you want, but with new restaurants, I'm like, I want to try seven things on the menu.
00:43:21.000 I want to try, I want to get a gamut of how this restaurant really is.
00:43:25.000 And I can't obviously eat six different steaks, so if we all each, if the six of us all get a different steak and we all each get a little bit of it, then at least we can all determine which one we really like at the end of the day.
00:43:34.000 That might be like the most American style of restaurant is a steakhouse.
00:43:40.000 Yeah, a big slab of meat.
00:43:41.000 Yeah.
00:43:41.000 The amount of meat that we eat in one sitting, yeah, nobody, I don't think very many other cultures do that.
00:43:45.000 And that's like Argentina.
00:43:46.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:43:47.000 And a few South American.
00:43:48.000 Ranchers.
00:43:49.000 Yeah, in Brazil, of course, they have the Chuhascarias, which is amazing.
00:43:53.000 That's one of my favorite ways to eat because if you want to get really full in 15 minutes- Yeah.
00:43:59.000 It's a rapid fire.
00:44:01.000 Yeah, if you go to like Photo de Chao, you just sit down with those cards.
00:44:05.000 It's a green on one side and red on the other.
00:44:07.000 Just keep coming, keep coming with the food.
00:44:09.000 It's also an amazing value, right?
00:44:12.000 Because it's all you can eat.
00:44:13.000 I think for people like us.
00:44:15.000 You know, you take my sister there.
00:44:17.000 She probably doesn't eat $48 worth of steak.
00:44:20.000 Right, that's true.
00:44:21.000 We probably go in there and make them lose some money.
00:44:23.000 They also have great salad bars too, right?
00:44:26.000 But don't you feel a little, do you feel a little guilty about filling up?
00:44:30.000 I have an uncle that went to, that when he'd go to the buffets, would just pick the most expensive thing and just eat nothing but that.
00:44:38.000 Like if there was cocktail shrimp.
00:44:40.000 He's like, I'm just going to eat two pounds of cocktail shrimp.
00:44:43.000 Don't fill up on rice.
00:44:44.000 Don't get rolls.
00:44:45.000 Don't get any of this filler.
00:44:48.000 Vegetables.
00:44:48.000 Like, why are we eating vegetables?
00:44:49.000 I paid for it.
00:44:50.000 I'm going to make them get my money's worth.
00:44:52.000 It was form over function.
00:44:53.000 Yeah.
00:44:54.000 Function over form, sir.
00:44:55.000 I think then you're a prisoner to your own frugality.
00:44:58.000 Yeah.
00:44:59.000 I'm there to enjoy food.
00:45:00.000 Yeah, for sure.
00:45:01.000 So if I'm going to the salad bar, I'm looking for stuff that looks delicious.
00:45:04.000 I'm looking for olives and cheese and peppers, you know?
00:45:08.000 Yeah.
00:45:08.000 Yeah.
00:45:08.000 And the skill that they do with the different, the picanha and the different...
00:45:15.000 And it's rare that you get to do this Pepsi challenge with nine different cuts of meat.
00:45:19.000 Right, right, right.
00:45:21.000 I love watching when you sit there and you're cooking this elk and you knock it out perfectly.
00:45:28.000 Yeah.
00:45:48.000 Yeah.
00:45:48.000 The other part of it is you know for sure that you're dealing with a healthy animal.
00:45:54.000 Some animals have abscesses and all sorts of weird problems and they cut that part out.
00:46:00.000 Who knows what's flowing through that animal's body.
00:46:04.000 Yeah.
00:46:05.000 And we were talking about it earlier.
00:46:06.000 I think that there is a level of respect that comes from that.
00:46:08.000 I think there's a lot of people who are kind of in denial of the process of harvesting an animal.
00:46:13.000 Yeah, we were talking before the podcast about some folks that get upset at your restaurant if you serve them a fish with the head on it, which is crazy.
00:46:21.000 Yeah.
00:46:22.000 And you just don't want to come to, you don't want to look face to face with, like, the cruelty that is that we are part of this top of the food chain rather than the bottom of it.
00:46:32.000 There is nothing more cruel than the fucking ocean.
00:46:35.000 The ocean is the cruelest place in the world.
00:46:37.000 It's just constant screaming.
00:46:38.000 Yeah, it's just murder soup.
00:46:41.000 It's like a giant bowl of murder.
00:46:43.000 They're just all running around eating each other.
00:46:46.000 What percentage of ocean creatures eat other ocean creatures?
00:46:50.000 It's based strictly on size, pretty much.
00:46:55.000 There's a saying, there's always a bigger fish.
00:46:58.000 In the ocean, you are completely in the food chain.
00:47:03.000 You're in a highway of food chain.
00:47:04.000 Yeah, it's just a wild place in that regard that most of those things are eating other things that are alive.
00:47:13.000 Yeah.
00:47:13.000 Like most of them.
00:47:14.000 And we have to be – I think that that's even – again, even in our role as humans and stuff like that, that's – we should come to grips with that.
00:47:23.000 I think there's some respect to that.
00:47:25.000 I think that there is something – that's why.
00:47:27.000 I remember – At Swift's, we used to get chickens from this local farm, kind of right outside of San Antonio.
00:47:35.000 And my chef came up with a fried chicken dish that really kind of took off.
00:47:41.000 And I remember one time, it was sold so many, we had to order up in the middle of the week.
00:47:46.000 We're like, hey, we need some more chickens.
00:47:49.000 And they're like, we're out.
00:47:51.000 What do you mean?
00:47:52.000 Until when?
00:47:53.000 He's like, until these chicks become chickens.
00:47:56.000 We don't have any more chickens.
00:47:58.000 It's a finite resource.
00:47:59.000 And it's like the concept of, like, it should be a finite resource.
00:48:02.000 We shouldn't have an unlimited amount of chicken.
00:48:05.000 Like, you should run out of stuff.
00:48:07.000 Like, that's the thing.
00:48:08.000 Do you know that there's a wing shortage right now?
00:48:10.000 Have you noticed that?
00:48:11.000 Is there?
00:48:11.000 Yeah.
00:48:12.000 Apparently, I don't know the exact reasoning for it, but, like, Wingstop is now called—they have Thighstop because they're doing fried thighs now with— Why are there more thighs than there are wings?
00:48:22.000 Well, how many wings do you sit down in a sitting?
00:48:24.000 How many wings do you eat?
00:48:25.000 And how many thighs would you eat?
00:48:27.000 It's just the amount of people using it?
00:48:30.000 Right.
00:48:30.000 And so all of a sudden, a bird still has only two of each.
00:48:35.000 But if I ate 20 wings in a sitting, I just had 10 birds worth of wings.
00:48:43.000 And what have they been doing with the thighs all this time?
00:48:45.000 Well, other fried chicken restaurants and whatever it is.
00:48:48.000 And so, for whatever reason, there's this crazy wing shortage.
00:48:50.000 It is kind of crazy that there's parts of the chicken that merit a whole restaurant.
00:48:55.000 Yeah.
00:48:56.000 Right?
00:48:56.000 Yeah.
00:48:57.000 Like, there's no chicken neck restaurants.
00:48:59.000 Yeah, there should be.
00:49:00.000 Chicken necks are dope.
00:49:01.000 Chicken necks are good.
00:49:01.000 Yeah.
00:49:02.000 But there are chicken wing...
00:49:04.000 But meanwhile, I got news for you.
00:49:06.000 Thighs are better.
00:49:07.000 Yeah, a lot more meat, juicy.
00:49:09.000 But there's something to be said about ratio.
00:49:11.000 There's something to be said about the crisp to whatever, the ease of a handle and that kind of...
00:49:18.000 There's a reason for it.
00:49:20.000 I don't necessarily...
00:49:22.000 I don't think that there's a better or worse.
00:49:26.000 I think that, again, it's just something that we just have grown accustomed to.
00:49:30.000 Wings are also one of the rare things that are mostly spicy.
00:49:36.000 Right?
00:49:37.000 Especially when it comes to American foods.
00:49:38.000 It's one of the rare foods that most of the time people get them spicy.
00:49:42.000 Like buffalo wings.
00:49:44.000 Yeah.
00:49:45.000 And I think that's one of the things I was talking about.
00:49:48.000 I think that there is something to be said about if you're the first person, which is rare to be, I think, in this day and age.
00:49:55.000 It's really hard to invent stuff now, I feel like, because we've just invented so much.
00:50:00.000 And so the idea, like there's a Japanese dish called sukemen, which is a type of ramen.
00:50:07.000 It's like a dipping ramen where you have the sauce, the broth over here, and then you actually dip the noodles separate from the broth and you eat.
00:50:14.000 It's almost like a French dip kind of process.
00:50:17.000 It's like a mix between soba noodles and ramen.
00:50:20.000 So it's like a noodle with no broth at all?
00:50:23.000 Right.
00:50:23.000 And then you have a really concentrated ramen broth.
00:50:26.000 And then you dip it before you eat.
00:50:27.000 And then you eat it.
00:50:29.000 And so you think about it, when I had it, being ignorant of the invention of it, you'd think that, wow, this was like soba noodles, and people have been doing it for hundreds of years.
00:50:38.000 The dude that invented that dish is alive.
00:50:40.000 His shop is in Japan right now.
00:50:42.000 It's like in the 70s or something.
00:50:44.000 It's just weird that somebody could invent, like if you just walked and met the guy who decided to sell chicken wings from the Anchor Pub, whatever, the Anchor Pub in Buffalo.
00:50:54.000 Who is the guy that invented the buffalo wing?
00:50:57.000 I think it's the Anchor Pub.
00:50:59.000 Is that what it is?
00:51:00.000 In Buffalo.
00:51:01.000 I wonder how the fuck that came about.
00:51:03.000 Because it's a very distinctive flavor.
00:51:05.000 Yeah.
00:51:05.000 Like Buffalo sauce.
00:51:06.000 Frank's Red Hot and Butter.
00:51:07.000 Yeah.
00:51:07.000 Is that what it is?
00:51:08.000 Yeah.
00:51:09.000 That's all it is?
00:51:09.000 Classically, yeah.
00:51:10.000 Frank's Red Hot and Butter.
00:51:11.000 Yeah, 1964. Wow.
00:51:13.000 It's like within a lifetime.
00:51:15.000 It's just wild to think like, oh yeah, I know the guy.
00:51:18.000 He invented buffalo wings.
00:51:19.000 And then the celery people got involved and said, listen, there's a little place on the table for us.
00:51:23.000 I got my friends, the carrots.
00:51:25.000 Come on.
00:51:26.000 We got to pretend we're eating healthy here.
00:51:28.000 Yes.
00:51:29.000 Let me take down 48 fried chickens.
00:51:32.000 But it is a good combo, right?
00:51:34.000 The celery and the carrots are nice with carrots.
00:51:38.000 The buffalo wing, right?
00:51:40.000 Yeah.
00:51:41.000 It works.
00:51:41.000 And it's also an excuse to consume a lot of ranch and blue cheese.
00:51:45.000 You know, it's blue cheese with wings or go fuck your mother.
00:51:48.000 Do you know that?
00:51:49.000 I didn't know that, but good to know.
00:51:50.000 Yeah, you gotta ask Joey Diaz.
00:51:51.000 Let me write that down.
00:51:52.000 He has a t-shirt.
00:51:54.000 It's a famous Joey Diaz quote.
00:51:56.000 Yeah, he fucking classically hates ranch.
00:51:59.000 Yeah, I think, but it's just, you know, to calm the spice down, I think.
00:52:03.000 Ranch?
00:52:04.000 Yeah, I think it does.
00:52:05.000 Yeah, but blue cheese tastes better.
00:52:06.000 I do.
00:52:07.000 I agree.
00:52:07.000 I'm a blue cheese guy.
00:52:08.000 You don't think so?
00:52:09.000 Jamie's from Ohio.
00:52:10.000 Yeah.
00:52:11.000 Those fucking Midwestern people, bro.
00:52:14.000 Doesn't ranch have dairy?
00:52:16.000 Put ranch on everything.
00:52:17.000 But ranch is dairy.
00:52:18.000 That's what I'm saying.
00:52:18.000 I know, I know, but it's like, that's like, it's like mold, though.
00:52:21.000 It's not like, it's not good.
00:52:23.000 It's not mold.
00:52:24.000 It's delicious.
00:52:25.000 How dare you?
00:52:25.000 Blue cheese is mold.
00:52:26.000 Son of a bitch.
00:52:27.000 Listen to him.
00:52:28.000 It stinks.
00:52:28.000 What?
00:52:29.000 Who are you?
00:52:30.000 What have you done with Jamie?
00:52:32.000 But yeah, but that's it.
00:52:33.000 But what we're talking about is that food is weird in that way.
00:52:38.000 I think that people have...
00:52:39.000 There's purists out there that say, like I said, I don't care if you like it this way or not.
00:52:45.000 This is the way it's supposed to be.
00:52:47.000 Right.
00:52:47.000 There's people that get angry if you use a steak sauce.
00:52:50.000 Or people who insist that hot dogs are not meant to be eaten with ketchup.
00:52:54.000 Yeah, that's a weird one.
00:52:56.000 Because hot dogs with ketchup on them are pretty fucking good.
00:52:59.000 Like, I'm a classic guy.
00:53:00.000 I like a dark spicy mustard and I like sauerkraut.
00:53:04.000 That combo with a real hot dog is pretty fucking good.
00:53:09.000 But there's nothing wrong with a little ketchup on a hot dog.
00:53:12.000 Tastes good.
00:53:13.000 And that's the judgment that comes is a very strange thing to me.
00:53:17.000 Yeah.
00:53:18.000 But I'm one of those people that I try to experience it from...
00:53:23.000 Both ways.
00:53:24.000 I want to say, let me try it how you want to have it, how you want to serve it.
00:53:29.000 And then once I've done that, it's like, then, you know, no holds barred.
00:53:35.000 I can do whatever you want.
00:53:36.000 There's the opposite contention thing, the mustard on the hamburger.
00:53:39.000 A lot of people get upset at that.
00:53:41.000 Really?
00:53:41.000 They do not like the mustard on the hamburger.
00:53:45.000 Comes an issue.
00:53:46.000 It is one of those things that I don't...
00:53:49.000 I mean, I think if you want to get deep with it, it's an interesting phenomenon that happens where...
00:53:54.000 Is there one saying that people say, don't yuck my yum, right?
00:53:58.000 I've never heard that one before, but I'll use it.
00:54:01.000 Don't yuck my yum, you know?
00:54:02.000 And it's like, that's the thing.
00:54:03.000 It's like, I don't understand that.
00:54:05.000 That we do that a lot as a society.
00:54:08.000 We yuck each other's yum in a very weird way, in a very consistent and broad way where you can go up to somebody and if somebody's wearing stripes and polka dots and you sit there and go, what are you doing?
00:54:19.000 You know, whatever it is.
00:54:20.000 And you're like, why does it matter to you?
00:54:22.000 Yeah.
00:54:23.000 Like, it's like, you know, is it what Jay-Z said?
00:54:24.000 That's like, what you eat, don't make me shit.
00:54:27.000 You know, and it's like...
00:54:28.000 I think that's R. Kelly.
00:54:30.000 Is that R. Kelly?
00:54:30.000 Yeah.
00:54:32.000 What, yeah.
00:54:33.000 What they eat, don't make us shit, real talk?
00:54:35.000 Maybe.
00:54:36.000 It might be R. Kelly.
00:54:37.000 Isn't it?
00:54:38.000 Real talk?
00:54:39.000 Yeah, you might be right.
00:54:40.000 But the idea is, but that's the concept.
00:54:42.000 It's like, I don't understand that.
00:54:44.000 Like, you know, I think especially chefs and people get really offended by it.
00:54:48.000 You know, you get a steak and you want to put ketchup on it.
00:54:49.000 It's like, you know, people take offense to it.
00:54:53.000 I'm just like, at the end of the day.
00:54:53.000 I take offense to that.
00:54:55.000 If I cook steak at home, my kids want to use ketchup.
00:54:58.000 I'm like, oh my God.
00:54:59.000 I just look at the sky.
00:55:01.000 Yeah.
00:55:01.000 Look away.
00:55:02.000 Look away.
00:55:03.000 Let them do it.
00:55:03.000 Let them do it.
00:55:04.000 To me, there is a concept.
00:55:06.000 I do get a little bit perturbed if somebody orders a well-done steak.
00:55:12.000 That's gross.
00:55:13.000 Because to me, I'm like, you just don't like steak, I think.
00:55:16.000 I think at the end of the day, get a beef short rib, get a braised short rib that we cook for 10 hours.
00:55:21.000 Some people like that crispy outside, though.
00:55:23.000 Well, you could get that without cooking.
00:55:24.000 I agree.
00:55:26.000 Listen.
00:55:26.000 Jay-Z 2001. Oh.
00:55:28.000 Well, when was real talk?
00:55:31.000 Real Talk, I think, was after that.
00:55:33.000 So R. Kelly ripped off Jay-Z. Is that what we're saying here?
00:55:36.000 There's lots of people saying it, but probably because Jay-Z said it.
00:55:39.000 Let's go to Google R. Kelly Real Talk.
00:55:42.000 When did that come out?
00:55:45.000 Because that's where I know it from.
00:55:47.000 He does say it in that.
00:55:49.000 Right.
00:55:49.000 2007. Oh, how dare R. Kelly.
00:55:53.000 God, he just adds on to his...
00:55:55.000 Yes, his crimes.
00:55:56.000 His crimes.
00:55:57.000 Stole from Jay-Z. How dare he?
00:56:00.000 Yeah.
00:56:00.000 But, you know, I think that it is that kind of concept at the restaurants and stuff.
00:56:05.000 It's still, at the end of the day, I try to remember I'm in the hospitality industry.
00:56:10.000 I'm there to make you comfortable.
00:56:12.000 If that's what you want, it is what you want.
00:56:15.000 But...
00:56:15.000 There's some other combos that are interesting, right?
00:56:17.000 Like fish and chips has to have tartar sauce, but occasionally a little vinegar.
00:56:23.000 Malt vinegar.
00:56:24.000 Yeah.
00:56:24.000 Yeah.
00:56:25.000 You know, like there's like very specific, that's a very specific, narrow window.
00:56:30.000 And a very strange condiment because you don't sprinkle vinegar on very many things.
00:56:35.000 On anything.
00:56:36.000 I mean, oil and vinegar maybe?
00:56:38.000 Yeah, on salad.
00:56:39.000 But some people like it with fries.
00:56:41.000 That's an English thing.
00:56:42.000 It's an English thing.
00:56:43.000 They like it.
00:56:43.000 Well, they went to war over salt.
00:56:45.000 Right.
00:56:46.000 You know?
00:56:47.000 Right.
00:56:47.000 They still remember that shit.
00:56:48.000 Yeah.
00:56:49.000 And it's like, that's kind of one of those things.
00:56:52.000 You know how good, like, you know how, like, whack your food must be to add vinegar as the first, like, your first choice?
00:56:58.000 And it just makes it better.
00:57:00.000 But I love...
00:57:00.000 But fries with vinegar are pretty goddamn good.
00:57:03.000 It's really good.
00:57:04.000 And unexpected.
00:57:05.000 I would have never done it.
00:57:06.000 And so is fish and chips.
00:57:07.000 Fish and chips with vinegar are pretty good.
00:57:09.000 I love...
00:57:10.000 Thinking about origin of food like that, I always think about the first person that fried something.
00:57:16.000 Like, we think about, and you might know, and this is what I admire about you.
00:57:20.000 You've talked to so many people that you've, like, really probably, you know, you have this wealth of experience.
00:57:26.000 So, like, had to have been the first stuff before you started cooking.
00:57:31.000 You had to harness fire, so you just, you probably dried stuff first, right, just in the wind?
00:57:36.000 Yeah, they probably cut things thin and hung them from trees and stuff, right?
00:57:40.000 Just so they won't spoil, right?
00:57:41.000 They do a lot of that in Mexico.
00:57:43.000 Yeah, and a lot of the cultures, the longer-range cultures.
00:57:46.000 And then somehow we harnessed fire and then we started roasting stuff.
00:57:49.000 And then boiling had to come after that because you had to have some sort of vessel to boil water, which has got to be fundamentally crazy to think of who could do that.
00:57:58.000 Then somebody accidentally tried to boil something in a bunch of rendered beef fat or something.
00:58:05.000 And realize it made shit crispy.
00:58:08.000 How mind-blowing must have that been?
00:58:13.000 Like, imagine if you just lived your entire life and didn't have a french fry until you're 40-something years old.
00:58:18.000 Like, when was that invented?
00:58:20.000 Like, boiling things in oil?
00:58:23.000 And then battering them first and then boiling them in oil to make a nice crispy outer layer.
00:58:28.000 Well, I mean, potatoes will get crispy without battering.
00:58:30.000 And then somebody got really, and started, let's fry more stuff.
00:58:35.000 Let's throw other stuff in here.
00:58:37.000 Do you think potatoes were the first thing that people boiled?
00:58:39.000 I don't know.
00:58:41.000 In an oil like that?
00:58:43.000 Because potatoes are boiled in water.
00:58:46.000 I would think so, but I really think that...
00:58:47.000 I don't know if potatoes are difficult to...
00:58:50.000 Again, if you really look at it, if you talk to somebody who knows the history of this kind of stuff, I don't know the growth, the trajectory of agriculture as to when potatoes were even...
00:59:04.000 Right.
00:59:05.000 First grown.
00:59:07.000 So I don't know, you know, who knows.
00:59:09.000 But yeah, there's just stuff like that.
00:59:11.000 Like the first person accidentally made popcorn or something like that.
00:59:13.000 You know, got real hot and then started walking out to a field after a fire and then found the whole field covered in...
00:59:18.000 Well, wild tubers.
00:59:20.000 People have been eating wild tubers for a long time.
00:59:23.000 Just roots.
00:59:24.000 Right.
00:59:24.000 Right.
00:59:25.000 And then they figured out, well, these roots are like fat and juicy.
00:59:28.000 Or like carrots.
00:59:29.000 These are sweet and delicious.
00:59:30.000 Would it be better to cook in oil than dirty water?
00:59:37.000 Yeah.
00:59:37.000 Yeah.
00:59:38.000 Arguably.
00:59:39.000 Because if they just had no clean source of water around me, it was just like, what else can we cook stuff in?
00:59:45.000 But that's probably why they started boiling water in the beginning.
00:59:48.000 Realizing that people weren't dying as much after you blow it first.
00:59:52.000 A little mud stuff would have been in there that they couldn't get out.
00:59:55.000 Yeah, that you can't filter out.
00:59:57.000 Not the parasites, because they didn't know how it does.
00:59:59.000 Yeah.
00:59:59.000 Yeah, like when did they figure out water filtration?
01:00:03.000 Yeah, recently.
01:00:06.000 I wonder.
01:00:07.000 Thursday.
01:00:08.000 Because now they've got it down to a lot of guys that go camping.
01:00:12.000 They'll bring these water filter pumps.
01:00:15.000 And so they can pull up to a puddle and pump through.
01:00:19.000 Well, they have that straw.
01:00:20.000 There's that life straw they're supposed to carry around that filter.
01:00:22.000 It's amazing.
01:00:23.000 I know it's even crazier.
01:00:24.000 The UV wands.
01:00:26.000 So you'll take like some water from a puddle like this and you have a UV wand and you just stir the UV light through the water for X amount of minutes and it kills everything.
01:00:38.000 The problem is it still tastes like cow piss or whatever the fuck you're actually drinking.
01:00:43.000 But you won't die from whatever that is.
01:00:43.000 But you won't die.
01:00:44.000 It's a survival thing.
01:00:45.000 Yeah.
01:00:46.000 It'll kill all the parasites.
01:00:48.000 I mean, say what you will, I think that's one thing that this whole last couple years put in perspective is, like, we really, you know, we're living in a pretty magical time.
01:00:58.000 Like, it's really still the best it's ever been, you know?
01:00:59.000 Oh, it's incredible.
01:01:00.000 I mean, even with the pandemic, look, when we think about how many people got really, really sick during this pandemic but survived through the magic of modern medicine, and then...
01:01:13.000 Learned at the end of it, like, wow, how valuable is my health?
01:01:17.000 I'm going to start doing something.
01:01:19.000 I'm going to start walking every day.
01:01:20.000 I'm going to start eating.
01:01:21.000 A lot of people went right back to eating bullshit.
01:01:24.000 A lot of people got real close to death and they were real scared and they went right back to being fucking sloppy.
01:01:30.000 And it's sad, but a lot of people didn't.
01:01:33.000 A lot of people just started recognizing, you know what?
01:01:36.000 I am more robust if I'm thinner, if I'm healthier, if I'm eating good food, I'm taking in nutrients and vitamins, and I'm exercising on a regular basis, the quality of my life improves, I'm more resilient.
01:01:47.000 And if something does happen, you bounce back far quicker.
01:01:51.000 And if there's anything that we learned from this pandemic, it's that.
01:01:54.000 It increases your odds, at least.
01:01:56.000 Oh my God, by a giant leap.
01:01:58.000 I mean, there's all sorts of disputes about the numbers, but at least at one point in time, it was 78% of the people who were in the ICU with COVID were obese.
01:02:09.000 78% is a big fucking number, man.
01:02:12.000 And it's also like, I think that psychologically speaking, I think that also, I mean, it slowed us a lot down.
01:02:18.000 I think there's a lot of stuff that takes, you know, having a flat tire to get some of these people pull off to the side of the road for a second.
01:02:27.000 Yes.
01:02:28.000 Yes.
01:02:29.000 Well, just me last week.
01:02:31.000 I was sick last week.
01:02:32.000 And the first couple of days, all I thought about was like, okay, now I get a little break.
01:02:39.000 And then while I was having that little break, I was like, why do I live so crazy?
01:02:44.000 Why am I jamming so many lives into one life?
01:02:49.000 Because that's kind of what I'm doing.
01:02:51.000 I'm kind of jamming multiple lives into a single life.
01:02:54.000 And it seems like that's the only way I'm legitimately satisfied, which is very odd.
01:02:59.000 And I think it's part and parcel with your success, though.
01:03:02.000 I think that you talk about the wherewithal to do that is also the wherewithal for you to do what you do.
01:03:08.000 I have a lot of friends of mine that have come up to me.
01:03:11.000 Over the years, and they've talked to me and wanted advice about opening up their own bar or whatever like that, but these guys also still sleep till 3 o'clock in the afternoon.
01:03:18.000 I've had 10 meetings already.
01:03:21.000 If you don't have that drive, then I don't know how to get that for somebody.
01:03:27.000 It's just like the opposite is true for fitness for other people.
01:03:30.000 The people that get up at 5 o'clock in the morning, get a workout in, like yourself.
01:03:33.000 And I'm just like, I can't complain about not being in this tip-top shape if I don't have the wherewithal for me to kind of do that kind of stuff, to devote to that kind of thing.
01:03:43.000 There's a very clear and easy method for developing that, though.
01:03:47.000 You can do it.
01:03:49.000 And this is the way you do it.
01:03:51.000 You write it down.
01:03:52.000 Just write it down.
01:03:53.000 It seems so simple, but if you just, and you don't need a lot, just say 30 minutes of cardio.
01:04:01.000 Just write down 30 minutes of cardio at 9am or whatever, depending upon obviously what time you have to work.
01:04:07.000 You know, 7 a.m., whatever it is.
01:04:09.000 So get up, do 30 minutes of cardio, and then you check that off the list.
01:04:14.000 And you feel different once you've done that.
01:04:16.000 But a lot of it is priority, you know?
01:04:18.000 I think you just have to value that.
01:04:22.000 Right, but I'm telling you, the physical act of writing something down and then checking it off the list is huge!
01:04:30.000 I don't have to do that anymore for most things.
01:04:33.000 It becomes a habit.
01:04:33.000 30 days or whatever, it's a development habit.
01:04:35.000 Yeah, because it's a rock-solid habit with me now, but it's helped me in the past tremendously, especially when there's a lot of things on that list.
01:04:42.000 And I know I've got to get those things done, but I could just fuck off and watch YouTube for an hour, and then I'll miss two or three of those things that I'm supposed to be doing.
01:04:51.000 But I think it's like, again, slowing down, making that a priority in your life.
01:04:57.000 That's what actually ultimately, we didn't know each other too much, but I've lost about 60-something pounds over this pandemic.
01:05:03.000 And a lot of it started from me realizing that I work too much, I don't have time to work out, was all bullshit.
01:05:10.000 Because when I didn't have anything to do, I still wasn't.
01:05:15.000 I woke up and I was like, I didn't do anything today.
01:05:19.000 I'm still not doing anything.
01:05:21.000 Did you get a trainer?
01:05:22.000 No.
01:05:23.000 What ended up happening was I was starting to do conference calls.
01:05:25.000 I was on conference calls for three hours a day.
01:05:28.000 So I just put on earbuds and I started just roaming the neighborhood.
01:05:31.000 And I found out that I was walking six miles a day.
01:05:36.000 Oh, that's great.
01:05:37.000 Just roaming the neighborhood.
01:05:38.000 A friend of mine texted me yesterday and she said, I need to get a treadmill because I'm gaining all this queso weight since I moved to Texas.
01:05:50.000 And I said, well, go around Lady Bird Lake.
01:05:53.000 It's beautiful.
01:05:54.000 It's fucking beautiful.
01:05:55.000 And all these other people are running too.
01:05:57.000 For me, the conference call actually distracted me enough to not feel so monotonous.
01:06:05.000 I think a treadmill is what I couldn't do because I felt like a hamster.
01:06:09.000 Well, you can watch movies.
01:06:12.000 Yeah.
01:06:13.000 But anything that's like your mind, the different ways that people's mind works.
01:06:18.000 Like for me, that was it.
01:06:20.000 It was like the vitamin in the bologna for me.
01:06:22.000 It was like this trick.
01:06:24.000 I had to do this.
01:06:25.000 And then I literally woke up and I was like, where am I? Because I'd be focused on this call.
01:06:29.000 And I realized I walked two and a half miles away.
01:06:37.000 Yeah.
01:06:39.000 Yeah.
01:06:41.000 Yeah.
01:06:41.000 Yeah.
01:06:49.000 Right, but you doubled.
01:06:50.000 You, like, multitasked.
01:06:52.000 Doubled down.
01:06:53.000 And got it down to that's the point.
01:06:54.000 And walking is so good for you, too.
01:06:56.000 Like, people think that you have to do something, like, incredibly rigorous to benefit your health.
01:07:00.000 But you really don't.
01:07:02.000 Like, just plain old left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot.
01:07:05.000 Keep going.
01:07:06.000 Real good for you.
01:07:07.000 And then cooking.
01:07:09.000 Cooking did a lot of it, too.
01:07:11.000 Because a couple things is, number one, I don't know about you, but for me, I eat less when I cook.
01:07:18.000 The entire thing myself whether it's the work that it took into it or tasting it or looking at it all like when I go to a restaurant I'll overeat but at home after I cook my entire meal or whatever the tendencies for me to eat less it's just very that's interesting I wonder why yeah I don't know it might be a restaurant thing maybe because I do it for a living it's like don't get high on your own supply type thing I don't know what it is but it's just when I host people when I serve if you ever come to my house and I'll cook for 30 people or whatever it is The tendency is for me,
01:07:47.000 I might not even fix myself a plate after cooking for two and a half hours.
01:07:50.000 I was like, I don't even want to look at it anymore.
01:07:52.000 I'm happy to serve everybody and be done with it.
01:07:54.000 One thing I started doing differently over the pandemic is I started cooking over live wood, over hard wood.
01:08:00.000 That was a new thing that I started doing.
01:08:03.000 Because I just was like, let me try this.
01:08:05.000 Let me see what this is.
01:08:06.000 I got one of those Argentine grills.
01:08:08.000 Yeah, up in the races and lowers.
01:08:10.000 Sunterra.
01:08:11.000 Yeah.
01:08:11.000 Sunterra.
01:08:11.000 And it's got two levels, one on each side, so you could raise up one.
01:08:16.000 Is that where you cook all your elk and stuff?
01:08:17.000 Yeah.
01:08:18.000 Well, most of the time I use a Traeger.
01:08:20.000 Right.
01:08:20.000 Most of the time I use a pellet grill, and then I'll either sear it at the end in a cast iron pan, or I'll do it on that grill.
01:08:29.000 Yeah.
01:08:29.000 No, I mean, your temperature controls is...
01:08:32.000 I got it down.
01:08:33.000 It's down, for sure.
01:08:34.000 And it's hard because it's so lean.
01:08:36.000 Yeah.
01:08:36.000 It's very difficult.
01:08:37.000 It's like you're cheating when you do like a ribeye beef with all this fat in it.
01:08:41.000 Right, it's a little easier.
01:08:43.000 It's a little easier.
01:08:43.000 But when you're cooking like meal guy, it's like...
01:08:45.000 Yeah, Neil Guy's a good example, right?
01:08:47.000 The whole key is a meat thermometer.
01:08:49.000 I mean, you can do it by feel.
01:08:51.000 Don't be proud.
01:08:52.000 Don't be a hero.
01:08:52.000 Yeah, don't be a hero.
01:08:54.000 Just get in there.
01:08:55.000 This bullshit, you know?
01:08:56.000 Stop.
01:08:57.000 Well, you can do that.
01:08:58.000 I think that's better with steak, with a ribeye.
01:09:02.000 I think you get a better understanding of it.
01:09:04.000 With that really lean meat, like your fuck-up error.
01:09:07.000 Yeah.
01:09:07.000 And the resting time.
01:09:09.000 Yeah, the room for fuck-up is very small.
01:09:11.000 What I like to do is I cook a lot of it and then that's what I'll eat for the next few days because I'm always so busy.
01:09:18.000 What I'll do is I'll get my morning workout in and then I'll have cold elk with hot sauce.
01:09:23.000 That's what I like.
01:09:24.000 I like habanero sauce and I dip it in the habanero sauce and I eat cold elk.
01:09:30.000 A friend of mine just started a hot sauce thing over the pandemic, too.
01:09:33.000 Oh, yeah?
01:09:33.000 I've got to give you some of the samples.
01:09:35.000 Okay.
01:09:36.000 Yeah, it's real good stuff.
01:09:37.000 But, yeah, I mean, I think that there's an interesting thing that happens, I think, when...
01:09:43.000 I think there was a...
01:09:45.000 There's this kind of misconception, I think, of busyness being better and more successful.
01:09:50.000 And I think there's something also equally...
01:09:55.000 And again, the beauty is in the balance.
01:09:57.000 I think that there's sedentary that's damaging also.
01:10:00.000 We're not trying to say that we should.
01:10:02.000 But there's also something damaging about burning yourself out.
01:10:07.000 Yeah, that's not good.
01:10:08.000 I'm going to give a shout out to this hot sauce that I've been into lately.
01:10:11.000 Oh my goodness.
01:10:14.000 I have a taste for hot sauce.
01:10:17.000 Yellowbird.
01:10:18.000 I like it strong.
01:10:20.000 And there's this company, Senor Lechuga Hot Sauce.
01:10:27.000 It's S-C-N-O-R-L-E-C-H-U-G-A hot sauce on Instagram.
01:10:37.000 Would you ever do hot ones?
01:10:37.000 They make it with Reapers, with Carolina Reapers, so it's got a real kick.
01:10:44.000 But do you like the endorphin rush from the pain?
01:10:47.000 I love it.
01:10:48.000 Would you do the Hot Wings show?
01:10:50.000 No, I think it's a dumb way to have a conversation.
01:10:52.000 I don't understand it.
01:10:54.000 I think the understanding is the uncomfortableness of it.
01:10:57.000 I think that...
01:10:58.000 Because I remember watching...
01:10:59.000 I like the show.
01:11:00.000 And I think what I liked about it, early on especially, I think now people power through it.
01:11:04.000 But I think seeing people in duress try to answer questions, I think that there's something about it that has a little bit of a...
01:11:12.000 I guess in a way it'd be like talking to somebody while you're drowning.
01:11:16.000 Like if you're trying to make somebody tread water and have a conversation with them while they do it or something.
01:11:21.000 I like conversations.
01:11:23.000 Like a real conversation where people are comfortable and I want them to explore their ideas.
01:11:27.000 I don't want them to be distracted.
01:11:29.000 To me, it's a gimmick.
01:11:31.000 And it's not that it's a bad show.
01:11:33.000 It's a good show.
01:11:34.000 And he does a great job.
01:11:35.000 It's not a knock on the show.
01:11:37.000 I'm not interested.
01:11:38.000 Yeah, I can feel it.
01:11:39.000 I like conversations.
01:11:41.000 When I talk to someone...
01:11:42.000 Enjoy the food.
01:11:43.000 Compartmentalize that.
01:11:44.000 I want people to be comfortable when I talk to them.
01:11:46.000 And I want them to explore these ideas.
01:11:49.000 And I don't want a band playing behind them and fucking a tuba in their ear.
01:11:54.000 You know what I mean?
01:11:54.000 And I don't want their mouth to be on fire when they're talking about their childhood.
01:11:58.000 Yeah.
01:11:59.000 You know what I mean?
01:11:59.000 Yeah, I do.
01:12:00.000 It's not that it's a bad idea.
01:12:01.000 It's a great idea for a show, and it's obviously very successful, and he does a great job.
01:12:06.000 It's not a knock-on.
01:12:07.000 It is definitely a bit of a...
01:12:09.000 It's a gimmick.
01:12:11.000 Yeah.
01:12:11.000 I'm not interested.
01:12:12.000 Yeah.
01:12:13.000 That's the shit right there.
01:12:14.000 Senor Lechuga.
01:12:15.000 Oh, look.
01:12:16.000 He's got my fucking endorsement.
01:12:18.000 That's so hot.
01:12:19.000 That one's habanero, onions, and reapers.
01:12:22.000 Yeah.
01:12:22.000 But he's a small batch.
01:12:23.000 You know your trouble with the habanero is the light spice on that.
01:12:27.000 It's got a fucking kick.
01:12:29.000 But there's some...
01:12:30.000 I'll tell you, at Wucho we do a lot of Sichuan food, which is very spicy.
01:12:35.000 Yes.
01:12:35.000 But there is a skill to that, too, because you also want it to have flavor.
01:12:39.000 Right, right.
01:12:39.000 So to figure out that balance, like a good jerk seasoning or something like that, it's like, man, you want to be able to taste the pimento and taste the smoke and taste the...
01:12:49.000 You can't just light people up for no reason.
01:12:51.000 It's like there's got to be some depth to it, and I like that layers of that kind of stuff.
01:12:55.000 Hot sauce is also, and spice and kick, is also very subjective.
01:13:00.000 My wife can't take any of it.
01:13:02.000 She's not a hot sauce person at all.
01:13:04.000 Bell pepper is spicy to them.
01:13:05.000 But my children, like, they're split down the middle.
01:13:08.000 Like, my youngest will fuck up some hot sauce.
01:13:11.000 Like, sometimes I'll, like, she tried the Reaper sauce.
01:13:15.000 She likes the Reaper sauce.
01:13:16.000 I'm like, wow!
01:13:17.000 Eleven!
01:13:18.000 And she's getting after it with the Reaper sauce.
01:13:20.000 I can take certain types of, I realize that culturally different spices, like, I can take...
01:13:26.000 The southwestern, these type of smoky type hot, jalapeno hot, more than I could take like Thai and Asian spice.
01:13:35.000 Like that type of sharp, like that kind of sauce.
01:13:39.000 The slow burn sauce, I can deal with.
01:13:41.000 But the kind of stuff that I feel like is stabbing me in the throat...
01:13:45.000 I like it all.
01:13:46.000 Good to know.
01:13:47.000 I love it all, but I really love Mexican spice.
01:13:50.000 I love a hot, spicy carne asada taco with a lot of kick.
01:13:57.000 If I had one food, it might be Mexican.
01:14:00.000 If I really had to choose one food.
01:14:03.000 There's some, like, Mexican comfort food, like tacos and burritos and quesadillas, like, there's something about Mexican with the spices and the use of the cheeses and the...
01:14:15.000 Goddamn, they make some good food.
01:14:17.000 I think all comfort foods to me is my way to go.
01:14:20.000 I think every culture is comfort food.
01:14:22.000 Food gives me a lot of comfort.
01:14:24.000 And so I think that there's something for me that you can taste that.
01:14:29.000 Like, my grandmother never made chicken noodle soup for me growing up.
01:14:33.000 Obviously, old Chinese woman.
01:14:35.000 But it comforts me.
01:14:37.000 Mmm.
01:14:38.000 I don't know if it's watching cartoons.
01:14:39.000 Chicken noodle soup is just a fantastic array of flavors, though.
01:14:43.000 Yeah, with thyme and peppercorn and all that stuff.
01:14:46.000 Did you ever go to Jerry's Famous Deli in California?
01:14:49.000 Mm-mm.
01:14:50.000 Man, a lot of them went under now.
01:14:52.000 During the pandemic, and even before the pandemic, I think, there was one in Woodland Hills I used to go to.
01:14:59.000 Coming home from the comedy store all the time, I would get a pastrami rubin, And a bowl of chicken noodle soup.
01:15:06.000 My God, I would look forward to that.
01:15:08.000 Yeah.
01:15:09.000 There's something about a really well done chicken noodle soup with a little pepper and a little Tabasco in it.
01:15:17.000 Oh.
01:15:17.000 And I think that that's what it is.
01:15:19.000 I think that universally speaking, there's something with...
01:15:22.000 Especially foods, I think, that take time, that there's some comfort there.
01:15:29.000 And it's just something like that.
01:15:30.000 It's marination or barbecuing or slow roasting or whatever it is.
01:15:37.000 There's the idea of fast food out of convenience, but...
01:15:41.000 That's not, it's weirdly, you know, I don't think it's as comforting.
01:15:45.000 Now, some people might argue and sit there and say McDonald's is comforting as hell, but I think that's the nostalgic stuff that talks to you about is saying, grow up, and it goes back to somewhere in your brain that brings you up to making you feel like a kid again.
01:15:57.000 It might be just the sugar.
01:15:58.000 But at the end of the day, I think that when you have a culture that makes a soup that takes eight hours or spaghetti sauce or some sort of roast that took all day or a pig roasted something that took all day, that translates into a comfort.
01:16:16.000 Those flavors really kind of pinpoint something, I think.
01:16:19.000 Yeah, there's probably something also where you're aware of the effort that's involved in creating a dish like that.
01:16:24.000 Yeah, I think so.
01:16:25.000 But I know a lot of people that are food for fuel, you know, and no knock to them, but like I said, I don't understand that, like to me.
01:16:34.000 Yeah.
01:16:34.000 Those are, you know, physical freaks.
01:16:36.000 Those people that are just like really into fitness.
01:16:39.000 No, I know a lot of people who are unhealthy, but still have this mindset that is like, I just need to eat.
01:16:45.000 So I don't care.
01:16:46.000 They don't enjoy the food.
01:16:48.000 It's like they do, but not really.
01:16:49.000 Do you wonder what they taste?
01:16:52.000 Yes, that's exactly the concept.
01:16:54.000 That's what is one of the philosophical things that always blows my mind is like the idea of like, I wonder, like, just like you can't, I can't tell what color you're seeing.
01:17:01.000 Right.
01:17:02.000 Or like people who are really into fish.
01:17:04.000 I mean, the band.
01:17:06.000 You know what I mean?
01:17:07.000 It's like, what are you hearing?
01:17:09.000 You know what I mean?
01:17:10.000 You hear something different than me.
01:17:11.000 Right.
01:17:11.000 And I feel that way about like spicy food too.
01:17:14.000 Like I wonder.
01:17:15.000 Like spicy food to me is exciting.
01:17:17.000 I mean perfect example is I think it blew my mind when somebody told me that cilantro tastes different to cilantro.
01:17:23.000 Yes.
01:17:23.000 Great example.
01:17:24.000 There's a scientific difference.
01:17:26.000 Tastes like soap to some folks.
01:17:27.000 Some folks.
01:17:28.000 And I'm like, yeah, if I had a mouthful of dial soap, I probably wouldn't want to eat it.
01:17:33.000 That's a great example.
01:17:35.000 So how do I know that mustard doesn't taste like that to you?
01:17:39.000 It's clear that it does.
01:17:41.000 It's with everything in life.
01:17:42.000 With fashion, with the style of cars that people like.
01:17:47.000 What are you seeing when you see a yellow car?
01:17:49.000 I see a car that somebody should have painted a different color.
01:17:52.000 But some people are like, oh, look at that.
01:17:55.000 Look at that mustard-colored car.
01:17:57.000 Yeah, for sure.
01:17:58.000 Maybe they really like mustard.
01:18:00.000 But yeah, it is.
01:18:02.000 But that goes back to this whole thing also of the whatever you enjoy, what makes you happy.
01:18:09.000 It's weird that we have such an aversion towards what makes other people happy.
01:18:17.000 We do.
01:18:17.000 Well, we are cowards, and we want people to like only what we like.
01:18:23.000 Right.
01:18:23.000 Or we want more of what we like.
01:18:25.000 And there's a lot of people who think that happiness is finite.
01:18:29.000 That if you get too much, you're taking it from me.
01:18:32.000 That you're taking more than your share, almost.
01:18:35.000 I feel like when you wake up one day and you see somebody happy, and if you're not happy, you almost feel like this person's hogging all the happy.
01:18:41.000 Really?
01:18:41.000 I think there's people who live that way.
01:18:43.000 Otherwise, how do you wake up and see somebody happy and then realize that, you know what?
01:18:46.000 Because you're a cunt.
01:18:48.000 Maybe, yes.
01:18:49.000 Maybe.
01:18:49.000 But like, what is that?
01:18:51.000 Where's that from?
01:18:51.000 Where's that come from?
01:18:52.000 Bitter, unhappy people that don't realize that part of the reason that they're unhappy is their attitude.
01:18:58.000 Yeah.
01:18:59.000 You know, your attitude can dictate a lot.
01:19:01.000 It's literally the way you set up your interactions, like the way you think about things.
01:19:07.000 And for some people, they're just selfish, and they don't want other people to be happy.
01:19:11.000 And I think that we talk about it also, we touched on it offline too, is that Without this interaction in social media, you and I sitting down and having a conversation right now, I can see your reactions.
01:19:24.000 And so much of that communication is that way.
01:19:26.000 But after this is done, there's going to be a lot of people that just lob comments at us, that we don't look at their face.
01:19:33.000 They don't see us reading it or if we read it or not.
01:19:37.000 They don't care.
01:19:38.000 I saw that with...
01:19:40.000 So when I got sick in January with Dave and all them, And the amount of people, the comments that we're getting, I had to turn off my comments just because my phone was draining from battery.
01:19:51.000 I don't even know how you live, how people at your level of reach live when you have another 12 million comments or whatever it is.
01:20:00.000 But it's just kind of like, these are real humans on Earth.
01:20:04.000 Unless you think that they're bots, unless they're really like robots out there just making weird-ass comments.
01:20:08.000 But there's somebody out there who...
01:20:09.000 Took their phone and took a moment, saw something and decided to just say something, some hateful shit.
01:20:14.000 And it's like they would never say that to somebody to their face.
01:20:18.000 No, they wouldn't.
01:20:19.000 But it's a terrible way to communicate.
01:20:21.000 It's not human.
01:20:23.000 It's not a human way.
01:20:24.000 And it's also the idea that you actually can reach another human with these callous thoughts.
01:20:29.000 Like you see a sick person and go, fuck him, fuck all of them, I hope they die.
01:20:35.000 They don't even mean that.
01:20:37.000 Most of the time when people are saying that, they're just talking.
01:20:39.000 They're just carelessly talking, and they're just doing it in a public forum.
01:20:44.000 But it's your choice as to whether or not you interact with that and read it.
01:20:49.000 It's made my life infinitely better by not reading it.
01:20:53.000 Occasionally things get through to me, like someone will tell me about CNN lying about me or something like that.
01:20:58.000 I'm like, what?
01:21:00.000 Really?
01:21:00.000 And then I have to look at them like, that's hilarious.
01:21:02.000 That's a skill.
01:21:03.000 But I don't, yeah, it's a discipline.
01:21:08.000 Like I've developed a discipline, and that discipline is to treat people as nicely as possible, interact with people in as pleasant a way as possible, as friendly a way as possible, work at it.
01:21:21.000 Like it's a thing that I work at.
01:21:23.000 I put effort to be nice to people.
01:21:26.000 Right.
01:21:29.000 Right.
01:21:36.000 Right.
01:21:39.000 Right.
01:21:44.000 I express myself so often because of the podcast and I'm overwhelmed by the amount of feedback that comes my way.
01:21:55.000 So I don't have any desire to express myself in any extra ways.
01:22:00.000 But there's a lot of people out there that are just addicted to likes and comments and interacting with people in this weird sort of shallow peripheral way, this surface way.
01:22:12.000 It's a very unhealthy way of spending your time interacting with people.
01:22:18.000 And occasionally it bleeds off into real life, and you see people treat people and talk to people in real life the way they do online, and it's rude, and it's awful, and you see it, and it's just like, it's jarring.
01:22:32.000 Yeah, I was saying, as people went back out into public after being locked down for a little bit, I mean, people have gone feral.
01:22:39.000 Some people have really kind of...
01:22:42.000 I mean that where people are already having difficulty communicating and then forcing that kind of isolation for a little bit coming out.
01:22:50.000 It is very – it's difficult.
01:22:53.000 I mean I'll say 100 percent like even when – and you asked me to come talk and – And it was like, you know, I was like, what are we going to talk about?
01:23:01.000 Imposter syndrome?
01:23:02.000 Like, I feel like, what am I doing here?
01:23:04.000 You know, there's a part of me that sits there that says, like, you know, what do I have to contribute?
01:23:09.000 Because, you know, for me, there is a humility that comes from...
01:23:15.000 That I think that a lot of people just don't have.
01:23:18.000 Because people have given everybody a voice.
01:23:20.000 Everyone has this voice.
01:23:21.000 And you're allowed to just express yourself.
01:23:23.000 And it's very equal.
01:23:24.000 Say what you will, but everyone is hoping for some level of recognition.
01:23:30.000 Especially someone like yourself that has a platform.
01:23:32.000 So if I message something jarring enough, then maybe a bunch of people will see it also.
01:23:39.000 I think that there's something there about saying that.
01:23:40.000 It's like this kind of remora type level of...
01:23:43.000 What I like in talking to a person like yourself is that you're a person that hasn't sought out attention.
01:23:51.000 You're just an artist who makes food.
01:23:54.000 You just make restaurants and you serve people and you give them a great culinary experience and a great environment.
01:24:03.000 That's what I like.
01:24:04.000 I like that you're just an artist.
01:24:06.000 And that I like to talk to people that make great food.
01:24:10.000 Chefs are some of my favorite people to talk to.
01:24:12.000 Really are.
01:24:13.000 I love, for me, it's even more, it goes further, I think, than that is I really like taking care of people.
01:24:19.000 Yeah, no, I know you do.
01:24:20.000 Well, that was the thing that I got out of you bringing all this different food when we would do the shows at Stubbs.
01:24:26.000 Like, what does CK brought today?
01:24:28.000 It was all kinds of different food that you would bring by.
01:24:32.000 Right, and it's just...
01:24:33.000 You even brought plant-based burgers once.
01:24:36.000 I forgive you for that.
01:24:38.000 Well, it was in addition to regular burgers.
01:24:41.000 I tried them.
01:24:42.000 I was like, what is this nonsense?
01:24:45.000 How many vegetables had to die for this?
01:24:47.000 You're eating the food's food.
01:24:50.000 You're eating the food of the food.
01:24:52.000 It's like people keep saying, oh, you can't taste the difference.
01:24:55.000 Well, go to a doctor.
01:24:56.000 Go to a doctor if you can't taste the difference.
01:24:59.000 And that's also the thing.
01:24:59.000 That is the conversation that says that.
01:25:05.000 You can lean into...
01:25:07.000 I don't like apologetic food.
01:25:08.000 I don't like to sit there and say, why make it taste the same?
01:25:11.000 Just enjoy a vegetable.
01:25:13.000 Exactly.
01:25:14.000 If you want to eat vegetarian and just eat vegetables, there's some delicious dishes.
01:25:18.000 I love Indian food.
01:25:20.000 There was a vegetarian Indian food that I used to go to in California that was near my house that was amazing.
01:25:26.000 It was this place that had all these amazing flavors and curries and all this spice and it was all vegetarian.
01:25:35.000 It was great, but they weren't pretending it was chicken or fake beef or anything stupid.
01:25:41.000 It was just traditional vegetarian Indian cuisine and it was really good.
01:25:46.000 I would seek it out.
01:25:47.000 I would go there all the time.
01:25:49.000 I really enjoy that aspect of restaurants and stuff, too, is the people who just really love it.
01:25:57.000 That's a big difference.
01:25:58.000 I think there's a difference between somebody leaning into a trend to make money versus somebody who has something to say.
01:26:03.000 I think that restaurants, to me, that was the hard part about this.
01:26:08.000 I'll give you an example.
01:26:10.000 The root of hospitality, the people who are the best at it.
01:26:15.000 I think we all have this need to serve and to take care of people, like when the big freeze happened.
01:26:22.000 Even Zoom back before that, right when we all shut down in March.
01:26:27.000 Yeah.
01:26:33.000 Yeah.
01:26:45.000 Thousands of dollars of product that we're just going to go to waste.
01:26:49.000 And so a lot of it, we just like, well, we're going to send it home with a lot of our employees that lost their job.
01:26:54.000 We're going to cook up a bunch of it.
01:26:55.000 Anybody who lost their job in the community to come and get free, come get the food from us so we don't go to waste.
01:27:00.000 We'll go send it out and send it out into the community and feed our community.
01:27:04.000 I think the best of us all openly did that.
01:27:07.000 Seeing major restaurants to the food trucks, we all did the same thing.
01:27:10.000 I think it also made people aware that food is a finite resource.
01:27:15.000 We are vulnerable.
01:27:16.000 We don't feel like we're vulnerable because you can just go to this place and buy that food or that place and buy that food.
01:27:22.000 But at the end of the day, there's no guarantees here.
01:27:26.000 We have to go back to hunting and gathering.
01:27:29.000 A lot of people could be in a bad way.
01:27:30.000 This is dangerous.
01:27:31.000 But I'll tell you, the one thing that also, I think, put in perspective a lot of people, as I hope, is I had a couple friends of mine that were panicking about and then would look in their pantry or whatever.
01:27:43.000 It's like, I don't know what...
01:27:44.000 You have nine months worth of food.
01:27:48.000 Probably, right?
01:27:49.000 You know what I mean?
01:27:50.000 That was a thing where it's like, why are these people scrambling?
01:27:54.000 And again, this is a conversation of we are living in a great time for a lot of people.
01:27:59.000 If you just zoom back a little bit, individually we all have our issues.
01:28:05.000 It's like, man, we are living in a time of abundance.
01:28:08.000 When this first thing went down, first thing I just opened up my cabinet and I was like, alright, I've got a 25 pound bag of rice.
01:28:16.000 That'll last a little while.
01:28:17.000 I'm good.
01:28:18.000 I'm not going to starve.
01:28:19.000 I might not be happy, but I'll eat this for months.
01:28:23.000 I was keeping an eye on the deer in my neighborhood.
01:28:27.000 Ordinarily, they're beautiful.
01:28:28.000 I like looking at them like, hey guys, how you doing?
01:28:31.000 But I was like, hmm, let me pay attention to which way you travel.
01:28:34.000 Yeah, some squirrels.
01:28:35.000 I might have to whack you.
01:28:37.000 But yeah, that's the level I hope that people are starting to realize that too.
01:28:43.000 It's weird.
01:28:43.000 And I think that that stressed people out a little bit when we were out of toilet paper.
01:28:47.000 People were like, what in the world?
01:28:49.000 It is weird to be out of something.
01:28:51.000 It's weird for us to show up to a store and something to be out of it because we're just used to be able to getting anything.
01:28:56.000 We're used to getting tomatoes 12 months a year.
01:28:59.000 Tomatoes don't grow 12 months a year.
01:29:00.000 You know, it's interesting if you stop and think about how many people rely on fast food for a large percentage of their meals, if that was eliminated.
01:29:09.000 If you cut out all the Chick-fil-A and McDonald's and Jack in the Box and all that stuff, if, like, that was off the menu.
01:29:17.000 I wonder how different people's lives would be and how differently they would think about food.
01:29:23.000 Because for so many people, hungry means I'm going to pull into this drive-thru and I'm going to order and then in five minutes I'm going to be eating a sandwich.
01:29:32.000 That's right.
01:29:33.000 So if that wasn't available and you had to really think about food in terms of nourishment and then preparation and like if there was no fast food, imagine if there's a food supply, it's not a problem, but there's no more restaurants.
01:29:48.000 Right.
01:29:50.000 Everyone has to cook their own food.
01:29:51.000 People are like, what?
01:29:53.000 How many people rely on other folks to cook their food, whether it's fast food or restaurants, a large percentage of their meals?
01:30:02.000 Yeah.
01:30:02.000 And I think that there's also something to be said about The care of cooking yourself, the sitting around a table, sharing a meal or something.
01:30:15.000 These are things that I valued a lot.
01:30:19.000 Having a restaurant was recognizing that aspect because our family celebrated, we mourned, we had difficult conversations around food.
01:30:30.000 That was the thing around some food.
01:30:33.000 And so you people come into town, we bring them.
01:30:36.000 It's always about food.
01:30:37.000 Everything is about food.
01:30:38.000 And so that was my upbringing.
01:30:40.000 And so I recognized that.
01:30:41.000 I remember one of the crowning moments in my, like, happy moments in my restaurant career was I remember this family brought in their son for freshman orientation.
01:30:52.000 And then four years later, brought him in for their graduation dinner.
01:30:54.000 I remember watching this kid like, oh my god, has it been four years?
01:30:58.000 Wow.
01:30:59.000 He graduated.
01:30:59.000 Like, holy shit.
01:31:01.000 And then the honor for me to sit there and say that you chose to come back.
01:31:07.000 And he said this is one of his favorite restaurants.
01:31:08.000 He wanted to kind of...
01:31:20.000 It's like this person really enjoyed what we're doing.
01:31:24.000 It's gotta be cool when you're there on like a busy Saturday night and you're looking out at this restaurant, all these people having a great time, and you are providing them meals.
01:31:35.000 I say it's probably the closest and I think that's why I relate to entertainers, musicians.
01:31:42.000 Because I think the same thing when everyone's laughing at something that you said or singing along to the music that you wrote.
01:31:51.000 And that's one of the things I think I related because I think the creative process to doing all that other stuff is very similar to cooking.
01:32:00.000 You know, I think that the reason why I relate to musicians in that way also is the recognition of being able to kind of pull from this database of knowledge of what this is supposed to sound like and that and realizing that these three things sound good together, these three things taste together.
01:32:16.000 I had a conversation before where watching, I had a chance to watch one of my friends who's a producer produce a track and he was like, Playing this track and then he all of a sudden was like, oh!
01:32:30.000 And he reached in his bag and got a flash drive and put it in and pulled this sound, this little zzzz sound, whatever it is, and put it in there and slowed it down and blah blah blah and threw it in there.
01:32:38.000 And then the epiphany moment was when we were doing testing at the menu and then we were cooking something and we were tasting it and then he's like, lemons.
01:32:47.000 We need lemon zest, right?
01:32:49.000 Not lemon juice, not lemon segments, not lime.
01:32:53.000 He's just been able to pull from this pallet out of the ether and said that this dish would be good with some lemon zest in it.
01:33:00.000 And the best chefs are able to do that.
01:33:03.000 If you watch like Master Chef and these amazing chefs, when they're blind tasting those 60 ingredients, and they can be like hoisin, sesame oil, pepper, white pepper, Szechuan peppercorns, that's a habanero, nope, that's serrano, it's greener.
01:33:15.000 Whatever it is, and to be able to have that on demand.
01:33:20.000 And again, every entertainer has that palette.
01:33:25.000 You as a comedian have that palette.
01:33:27.000 You know what's funny and what's not funny.
01:33:28.000 Whether you know scientifically why, but you know the timing of it all.
01:33:32.000 And hanging out with people who do this for a living, I see the creative process, and it's so fascinating to me.
01:33:39.000 Because I think if you go and watch a show...
01:33:43.000 It sounds amazing that it feels like it's the first time you've ever said those words.
01:33:47.000 But after you watch 10 in a row, I start to see little nuances that you're like, well, this hit better when I said it this way.
01:33:54.000 And I emphasized this word instead of that word.
01:33:56.000 And that kind of stuff was what made me come back day after day to watch it over and over again.
01:34:01.000 Because I was like, man, this is fucking fascinating to see the psychology behind that.
01:34:07.000 Or as working through jokes...
01:34:10.000 That might have started off when we're like, man, that joke didn't work, but by the end of it was like fucking...
01:34:16.000 It's like a curing process in a lot of ways.
01:34:18.000 Oh, it's awesome.
01:34:19.000 There's this weird trial and error, and then there's so many different variables that come into play, like your own attitude, whether you approach a subject with bemusement or anger, or you're laughing at it,
01:34:38.000 or you're furious at it, and it varies.
01:34:40.000 And it also...
01:34:43.000 There's this weird thing that happens with the crowd where you have to be completely connected to what you're talking about.
01:34:50.000 Yeah.
01:34:51.000 And if you're not, they know.
01:34:52.000 Yeah, we have, and especially now, I think we have a really in tune bullshit meter, you know?
01:34:57.000 Yeah.
01:34:57.000 And so when you're pandering, people can tell.
01:35:00.000 Bullshit has never been more obvious, but never been more prevalent.
01:35:06.000 This is the first time in my life that I can recall a general distrust of the news is the norm.
01:35:14.000 It's so funny you say that, because we were talking the other day amongst our friends.
01:35:19.000 We're saying a lot of this stems From a general distrust of everything.
01:35:24.000 And I think a lot of it, if we really kind of pinpoint, again, I'm simplifying things for sure, but the biggest problem I think we have right now is confirmation bias.
01:35:33.000 Right?
01:35:33.000 There's a lot of that.
01:35:34.000 In the world, because it never...
01:35:37.000 Education never was able to go backwards like this.
01:35:40.000 It used to be for every other generation, I think, you got a bunch of data and then you drew a conclusion from that data.
01:35:48.000 That's how you had to do it.
01:35:50.000 Now we're able to draw a conclusion and then go search for data.
01:35:54.000 Right.
01:35:55.000 And then there's people willing to lie to you because they're in the same tribe as you and they want that confirmation bias to be cemented into your mind.
01:36:03.000 And it is the hardest thing because it's like they do these psychological studies like go outside and look for red cars and you're going to think that there's nothing but red cars on the street.
01:36:11.000 I mean you really you have this opportunity to do that and as technology has this access to it to be able to make something look very official and very real It's very difficult to have that as opposed to – and this is why,
01:36:26.000 again, someone like having this type of platform and you able to talk to anybody and everyone, I mean, it's really uncomfortable for a lot of people because – You're just talking to people.
01:36:42.000 And then it's like, well, why are you having this conversation with this person that I don't agree with?
01:36:48.000 And it's like, well, I had a conversation with a person that you do agree with yesterday, and you didn't say shit about that person.
01:36:53.000 Like, why are you not mad that we're spreading that person?
01:36:57.000 You know, it's kind of like this interesting thing when you have this platform that allows you to do that, and I think a lot of people are very uncomfortable with that, whereas something that I think that is very...
01:37:09.000 It's very needed.
01:37:10.000 It's very needed and the people that are avoiding it, they're avoiding these uncomfortable moments where they might agree with someone that they have this ideological rift with.
01:37:25.000 Whether the person's on the right or the person's on the left, the person is this or that.
01:37:31.000 It's dumb.
01:37:32.000 It's a really dumb way to communicate.
01:37:34.000 I'm curious as to why people think and believe things and the way they communicate and why they've lived their life a certain way and why they have these very rock solid morals or ethics or why they don't.
01:37:48.000 I'm curious.
01:37:49.000 But that's why I did this in the first place.
01:37:53.000 I've always been a person who's interested in talking to people because I'm not exactly sure why I think the way I think sometimes.
01:38:00.000 I want to hear the way other people think.
01:38:03.000 And through that, you learn a lot about yourself.
01:38:06.000 And then you also pick up things that you admire about the way other people approach life and you apply those to your life and to the way that you interact with other people and life itself.
01:38:18.000 Yeah.
01:38:18.000 I think anything that you practice, you get good at.
01:38:20.000 And I think that we're out of practice from that.
01:38:22.000 I think that you get into these echo chambers very easily.
01:38:25.000 Well, that's a real problem with social media.
01:38:27.000 Yeah, you tend to gravitate towards people that agree with you.
01:38:29.000 Of course, it feels good to have a bunch of people in the same room patting you on the back and telling you how smart you are or how much we agree with each other.
01:38:36.000 But I think that there was a...
01:38:39.000 There's a real need to sit here and invite someone.
01:38:44.000 I was that kind of person.
01:38:45.000 I was the guy that when somebody came and knocked on my door to try to spread whatever gospel there was at that moment, whatever religion or whatever it was, I was, come on in.
01:38:56.000 Because I'm like, you say you have the truth.
01:38:59.000 I thought I was being told the truth in church every Sunday.
01:39:03.000 So, you got it.
01:39:04.000 Sit down and tell me what you got.
01:39:06.000 You know, I was like fascinated.
01:39:07.000 I mean, what drives you to come out into Houston 110 degrees on a bike to come spread this word?
01:39:13.000 Like, you really believe this.
01:39:15.000 Or they're just delusional.
01:39:17.000 Whatever.
01:39:18.000 Either way.
01:39:19.000 But that's to me to sit there and say that I'm going to not listen to this person.
01:39:23.000 The difference is that you're having that conversation one-on-one.
01:39:27.000 What people get upset about is that I'm having that conversation and millions of people are listening.
01:39:32.000 And so that conversation could potentially influence millions of people to think differently than the way they think.
01:39:38.000 The other thing is they think that other people are dumber than them.
01:39:41.000 It's an arrogance.
01:39:43.000 There's a real strong arrogance because they feel like if I'm talking to someone who believes that the earth is hollow and that aliens live inside of it and they're playing with our minds through fucking radio waves or whatever, The people that think that that's dangerous,
01:39:59.000 the reason why they think it's dangerous is not because it's dangerous to them.
01:40:02.000 They think it's nonsense.
01:40:04.000 They think it's dangerous because they think some people are gullible and stupid, and those people are going to be easily influenced by that.
01:40:11.000 And I find that to be a very strange argument, and it's a very arrogant argument, because they're only looking at it in one way.
01:40:24.000 But the problem with even me saying this, though, is that there's real evidence that it is dangerous.
01:40:31.000 Right?
01:40:31.000 Right, right, right, right.
01:40:32.000 Like the Capitol riots.
01:40:34.000 Yes.
01:40:35.000 January 6th.
01:40:36.000 Yes.
01:40:37.000 Have you seen that HBO series, Into the Storm?
01:40:43.000 Yes.
01:40:44.000 Yeah, yeah, I just started.
01:40:45.000 I just started.
01:40:46.000 Yes.
01:40:46.000 What episode are you on?
01:40:48.000 No, literally, like last week.
01:40:50.000 Oh, so you started just one?
01:40:52.000 Okay, because I want to know who you think Q is.
01:40:54.000 Oh, okay.
01:40:55.000 By the end, it's pretty obvious.
01:40:59.000 But that is a good example of a bunch of people that are kind of aimless and lost and fairly gullible and not very sophisticated in their ability to objectively analyze Q. Facts and data and just conversations and try to figure out what's real and what's not.
01:41:20.000 And also this real desire to be a part of this inside group of people that have some secret information and that this secret information will eventually change the world.
01:41:33.000 And there's a weird desire that people have to be a part of that and they get overwhelmed by it.
01:41:39.000 And it becomes their whole life.
01:41:41.000 And that's a big part of what that show was about.
01:41:43.000 A big part of that docu-series, which I really, really enjoyed, is psychology.
01:41:48.000 It's about the psychology of hidden truth, the psychology of people trying to right the wrongs and trying to think that they're a part of something that's bigger than them.
01:41:59.000 And most of those people, one of the things you'll notice in that documentary, For lack of a better term, and I'm not trying to be cruel, they're fucking losers.
01:42:10.000 Most of the people that got really locked into this shit are losers, meaning they're social outcasts, they're not successful in their chosen field, they're not particularly interesting or disciplined or excellent at anything.
01:42:25.000 So being a part of something larger than that makes them feel...
01:42:29.000 Yes.
01:42:29.000 Makes them feel significant.
01:42:31.000 It also makes them feel like they're a part of the winning team.
01:42:35.000 It's the same mentality where people become rabid sports fans, where they want to fight someone who is from an opposing team.
01:42:45.000 You know, who roots for the other team.
01:42:49.000 Which gets really, like, so sad if they lost, because as if you do, we're on the field.
01:42:54.000 Exactly.
01:42:54.000 I remember when I was a kid, the Red Sox lost the World Series, and what's the fucking dude's name who let the ball go through his legs?
01:43:04.000 Bill Buckner.
01:43:05.000 He let this ball go through his legs, and everybody freaked the fuck out.
01:43:08.000 It was a normal error, but it was in the World Series, and the Red Sox lost.
01:43:12.000 And people were just walking down the street.
01:43:15.000 They left their house.
01:43:16.000 They couldn't fucking take it.
01:43:17.000 They were just walking down the street, shaking their head.
01:43:20.000 They couldn't fucking believe it.
01:43:22.000 Couldn't fucking believe it.
01:43:23.000 It meant so much to them.
01:43:26.000 And this was at a time in my life where I had completely abandoned baseball.
01:43:30.000 I wasn't interested in it at all because I had really gotten into martial arts.
01:43:33.000 And so I used to be a baseball fan and in fact the way I found the Taekwondo school that I eventually joined was through a baseball game.
01:43:41.000 I went to a baseball game at Fenway Park and then waiting for the T, which is the transit system, waiting to get on the T, I wound up walking up the stairs and found this Taekwondo school.
01:43:53.000 So I had this weird connection.
01:43:55.000 So for me, it was like this changing of the way I looked at the world.
01:43:59.000 I'm looking at these people that are freaked out about a fucking guy who dropped a ball.
01:44:03.000 Like, this is not your life.
01:44:05.000 I think it points to also, again, how good we kind of have it, that these type of, like, we haven't, again, without saying, obviously people are going through some shit, but it's, when something like that can ruin your day,
01:44:25.000 you're doing pretty good in life.
01:44:28.000 Right, yeah.
01:44:31.000 Or it might be a little bit of the opposite, meaning that's the only thing good in your life is that you have a team that's doing really well.
01:44:37.000 But I remember right in the very beginning of all this, I was talking to my grandmother.
01:44:41.000 She's 93. She's been through a war.
01:44:45.000 And she was using this word.
01:44:49.000 Luckily, I speak Chinese, but I speak like a child.
01:44:53.000 I can't do poetry.
01:44:54.000 I don't know any floofy language.
01:44:56.000 So I speak fluently, but not in that way.
01:44:58.000 And she was using this word over and over and over again.
01:45:02.000 And I assumed it meant COVID. She's kept using it.
01:45:05.000 Obviously, this context clues told me it was about COVID. And then she said...
01:45:10.000 So I asked my mother, I was like, what was this word that she keeps using?
01:45:14.000 And she texted it to me so I can Google it.
01:45:16.000 It was the plague.
01:45:17.000 She was using the word as the plague, like we're going through the plague.
01:45:20.000 And then I told her about it.
01:45:22.000 I said, I never heard this word before.
01:45:24.000 And this is her perspective, and it blew my mind, which she said...
01:45:27.000 She's like, I guess I should be very thankful that I raised my grandson in an age that he never had to learn the word for this.
01:45:39.000 And it really made me think about, imagine your kid's kids one day, not knowing what racism, what that word is.
01:45:48.000 In a history book, what's this word that keeps popping up?
01:45:52.000 Fifty years ago, we were really stupid.
01:45:54.000 We used to judge people by their pigment.
01:45:56.000 And they're like, oh my god, really?
01:45:57.000 And they had a whole word for it.
01:45:59.000 We used to call it this way.
01:46:00.000 We used to judge people on their race.
01:46:01.000 And the idea that these type of concepts didn't – that we had to create a word for it because whatever.
01:46:08.000 And it was fascinating for her to think about it that way because it's like – Yeah.
01:46:13.000 I never knew this word.
01:46:15.000 And so she's like, I should be thankful that you never had to learn it because we knew that word because we had to deal with a lot of shit like this overseas back in the day.
01:46:24.000 Well, especially when she was a child.
01:46:26.000 It was just a decade after the Spanish flu.
01:46:29.000 Yeah.
01:46:29.000 Right?
01:46:30.000 Yeah.
01:46:31.000 Crazy.
01:46:31.000 And then to think of, again, the non-scientific way, it must have felt like a plague.
01:46:36.000 This would have been the plague.
01:46:38.000 You know, it would have felt like that, just random, like, without understanding it, you know, even though, obviously, during the Spanish flu, people actually knew about it a little bit more.
01:46:45.000 But it's still, it's like perspective-wise, I think when people gravitate these things, like you said, cue and searching for all this stuff, we have a lot of time.
01:46:56.000 Right.
01:47:13.000 By something like QAnon.
01:47:14.000 Yeah.
01:47:15.000 And then it becomes your identity.
01:47:17.000 Yeah.
01:47:17.000 That you're down with Q and you understand Q and all these t-shirts that say, where we go one, we go all.
01:47:23.000 And they get real wacky with it because it becomes everything to them.
01:47:27.000 But you see that in so many aspects of our society.
01:47:32.000 You see it in people who are vaccinated versus unvaccinated.
01:47:36.000 You see it in people that support masks and lockdowns versus support freedom.
01:47:42.000 You see it in people that are left-wing versus right-wing, people that care about climate change versus people that think we have other problems that are bigger and we need to...
01:47:51.000 Tribalism.
01:47:52.000 Yeah.
01:47:54.000 That sort of tribalism and also the adopting of ideas instead of thinking them through, this predetermined pattern of behavior and thought that so many people just sort of adopt.
01:48:07.000 Instead of thinking through themselves, form their own opinions, decide that these opinions are not you, they're just thoughts and ideas, and don't identify with them.
01:48:19.000 Don't make them your identity.
01:48:21.000 There's something I remember reading a study about that was fascinating about talking about the changing of your opinion is akin to actual physical damage.
01:48:30.000 There's actual pain associated with it.
01:48:33.000 For some folks.
01:48:34.000 No, for all of us, they're saying that there's, depending on how the trickle-down effect of changing something that you identify with can shatter your entire world.
01:48:46.000 Like, if you believed in, you know, like, I have to show it to you.
01:48:51.000 I have to find the article about it.
01:48:54.000 I'm butchering the science behind it, but it's along the lines of saying that if you really based off your identity off of a religious thought process, or let's say as a kid, it's like you believed in Santa Claus and then all of a sudden found out they were, you know, whatever.
01:49:06.000 I'm about to spoiler alert for the people who might be listening that don't know that yet.
01:49:09.000 But that concept is actual if they really kind of do a brainwave study.
01:49:16.000 It registers almost as pain.
01:49:19.000 Because all the stuff below it, or above it, however you want to say it, just shakes.
01:49:26.000 It gets completely disrupted.
01:49:29.000 And I think that a lot of people aren't willing to do that.
01:49:31.000 It's like, this is why when you associate with this one thing, or this one team, or this one person, or this person, it's like why they say never meet your heroes.
01:49:41.000 It's like, why is this so...
01:49:43.000 Crazy to think that this human is flawed.
01:49:48.000 But before you met them, that ruined your whole day.
01:49:53.000 And it's like, why is that weird?
01:49:54.000 Well, it's because I'd rather have just lived my entire life thinking this person is amazing instead of finding out that they're just like me in that way.
01:50:01.000 They're flawed.
01:50:02.000 They're a flawed human, you know?
01:50:03.000 And it's an interesting thing I think now with this kind of stuff is like when you join these tribes you join these kind of mentalities like this being a part of this community you know this is stuff it just really helps people who are who are kind of like you said is lost well I saw that a lot with gangs you know what growing up growing up it's like it's not these aren't criminals these people that didn't want to do that is they need family they need family We grew up in a thing.
01:50:27.000 It was very logical to me to see, luckily, even though I grew up single parent and everything like that, and my grandmother helped raise me, I didn't go that direction.
01:50:39.000 I could see because if I was going through some shit and this person over here said they would help me out and watch my back, that's how it starts.
01:50:48.000 Yeah, it makes complete total sense.
01:50:51.000 And when you think about the erosion of the family and how many people don't have that feeling of someone being completely committed to them or a tribe that they completely belong to, and then something comes along like a gang that not only are they completely committed to you,
01:51:06.000 but they weren't willing to kill.
01:51:08.000 And the people that are different, the people that are opposed, they are the literal enemy, which is something that's hardwired into us.
01:51:19.000 From the real tribal days, from the days of, you know, when you were literally a small group of 150 people worried about being invaded by other people.
01:51:29.000 And that was the reality of human existence for thousands and thousands of years.
01:51:34.000 And I think our brain is very binary in that way, too.
01:51:36.000 I think that's what we talk about also in this kind of organization, the stuff that we're doing now, Right.
01:51:53.000 Right.
01:51:53.000 Right.
01:51:59.000 I'm neither of neither, depending on the situation.
01:52:03.000 It's like you're talking about either you hunt and you're pro-killing every animal on earth or you have to be vegan or something like that.
01:52:14.000 It's this weird thing where we kind of polarize and we just naturally...
01:52:17.000 I think it's easier.
01:52:18.000 I think it's easier to just be...
01:52:21.000 You know, galvanized into this kind of thing and put somebody into this little box as opposed to having to sit there and go, all right, where is all the nuance in all of this conversation?
01:52:31.000 And it is.
01:52:32.000 It is hard to do that.
01:52:33.000 And I think that that's...
01:52:34.000 Most people don't have the time.
01:52:36.000 Yeah.
01:52:36.000 Well, that's part of the problem.
01:52:38.000 Right.
01:52:38.000 We don't take the time.
01:52:38.000 Well, if you work all day, though, like, say if you have some, like, labor-intensive job or some job that requires a lot of thinking and You know, you got eight hours a day plus commuting.
01:52:48.000 The amount of time that you have left to sort through all the ideas that you would need to vet in order to have like a real nuanced perspective on life.
01:53:00.000 It's very hard.
01:53:02.000 I've had conversations with people, regular folks, where they'll say something, and I'll say, well, why do you think that?
01:53:08.000 And they'll go, well, that's just true.
01:53:09.000 I go, well, tell me why you think it's true.
01:53:11.000 And then you see this uncomfortable moment where they don't have any access to information at all.
01:53:18.000 They just think that it's the right thing to say.
01:53:21.000 Right.
01:53:21.000 Like, hey, maybe it's good if we censor these people.
01:53:25.000 Like, well, censorship has never been good historically, and here's why.
01:53:28.000 And you have these conversations with them, and then you realize they never thought this through at all.
01:53:32.000 They never thought through where this all goes.
01:53:35.000 They just have decided that if you say a certain thing, a certain group of people that they're friendly with or familiar with, you go, yes, and that's what they want.
01:53:43.000 They want that yes.
01:53:44.000 Yeah.
01:53:45.000 You bring up a good point on that, too, because I think that that's one of usually my big question is I don't necessarily care what you believe in.
01:53:52.000 I just want you to know why you believe in it.
01:53:54.000 Yes.
01:53:54.000 I want to know why you believe in it.
01:53:55.000 Right.
01:53:56.000 Because I have a right to disagree with you.
01:53:58.000 Yeah.
01:53:58.000 But at least I want to know that you have a reason behind that.
01:54:03.000 It's hard for me to express it.
01:54:05.000 It's hard for me to...
01:54:08.000 I kind of respect this, like you said, piggybacking off of another idea because it makes you feel good or makes you feel better about it.
01:54:16.000 It is what it is, but I just want you to know why you feel that way.
01:54:20.000 So then I can look at you eye to eye and sit there and go, hey, agree to disagree.
01:54:24.000 I think we could develop a way of doing this where what becomes attractive, the tribe that you're on is tribe open-minded conversation.
01:54:34.000 Right.
01:54:35.000 And then just that should be a tribe.
01:54:39.000 And we should reject people that have these dogmatic, ideological perspectives that aren't thought through.
01:54:48.000 And just reject that kind of thinking from yourself.
01:54:52.000 Reject that kind of thinking from other people.
01:54:54.000 And be able to recognize it.
01:54:56.000 Recognize it and sort of call it out.
01:54:58.000 Yeah, I think that there's also this moment where you've got to stop trying to convince people to come to your side.
01:55:04.000 Right, right, right.
01:55:05.000 I think that's the big thing.
01:55:06.000 I think ultimately when you have this conversation with somebody and somebody says something, an opinion, and that you have this drive inside you to tell them that they're wrong, to convince them that they're right.
01:55:16.000 I mean, I think you and I are alike in that way where I'm curious as to why you believe this.
01:55:23.000 Not necessarily because I need you to believe what I believe, but I recognize that you don't believe what I believe.
01:55:28.000 So I'm curious as to why do you believe that?
01:55:31.000 Man, these people are trying to get you to switch to Android, you know?
01:55:35.000 Yeah!
01:55:35.000 You know what I'm saying?
01:55:36.000 Or Apple.
01:55:38.000 They want you to be on their side.
01:55:41.000 Yeah, for sure.
01:55:42.000 No matter what it is.
01:55:44.000 Yeah, it's a fascinating thing.
01:55:45.000 The type of car you drive or the way you eat.
01:55:48.000 I mean, that's a lot of what even being a vegan is.
01:55:52.000 I mean, there are people that they want to have less cruelty and they're doing it for all the right reasons.
01:55:58.000 But then there's people that just, they're locked into a different ideology.
01:56:02.000 And that ideology to them has become a part of their identity.
01:56:06.000 And now they're trying to tell you that raw fruit is the only thing that you should be eating.
01:56:10.000 And you're like, what the fuck are you talking about?
01:56:12.000 I have a big aversion towards...
01:56:15.000 Not aversion.
01:56:16.000 I have a tendency to really...
01:56:17.000 Inconsistency really kind of jabs me in the eye.
01:56:21.000 So it's just kind of like when somebody talks to me and it's like, well, you can believe whatever you want.
01:56:25.000 If you want to be a vegan, it's your choice.
01:56:26.000 Absolutely.
01:56:27.000 I respect that.
01:56:27.000 Matter of fact, I try to accommodate in the hospitality industry to make sure.
01:56:31.000 Again, I don't like apologies, so let's make some good veggie dishes and stuff like that.
01:56:34.000 Rather than, here's a salad or let me just remove the meat and you can do that.
01:56:39.000 But when you start talking about cruelty and everything, I'm like, well, how far have you taken it?
01:56:44.000 Because what about other products?
01:56:45.000 And what about the leather belt that you're wearing?
01:56:47.000 And what about the leather shoes that you're wearing?
01:56:50.000 Or the horrors of monocrop agriculture.
01:56:53.000 Yeah.
01:56:54.000 There's a lot of stuff where I'm like, I'm not trying to call you out to say that you shouldn't be this way.
01:57:01.000 It's just that your reasoning behind it doesn't compute to me.
01:57:06.000 It just feels a little bit inconsistent.
01:57:08.000 It's like if somebody comes up to me and talks to me, it's like whether you want to do this healthy for you or that is healthy for you.
01:57:16.000 And it's like, yeah.
01:57:17.000 But...
01:57:18.000 You also eat...
01:57:21.000 It's like we're talking about somebody who says that or they're concerned about what they put in their bodies or whatever it is.
01:57:25.000 And you're like, if anybody has ever done...
01:57:27.000 I had a conversation the other day.
01:57:28.000 It was like, if you've ever done any recreational drugs, you really have no right to talk about that you're concerned about testing and whether or not something has...
01:57:41.000 I'm okay with you not wanting to do that.
01:58:08.000 Whether or not I still believe it at the end of the day doesn't mean anything.
01:58:11.000 I might still believe it and say that I still want to do that.
01:58:14.000 Like I said, inviting this guy in to speak to me about their religion.
01:58:18.000 And at the end of the day, I might believe in my religion and still say that, hey, that's fine.
01:58:23.000 But at the very least, I let you speak your piece, you know?
01:58:26.000 I think at the end of the day, the big problem is people that identify with their ideas.
01:58:32.000 And their ideas aren't just something that they're examining.
01:58:36.000 There's things that are obviously cleared.
01:58:41.000 Don't kill.
01:58:43.000 Don't rape.
01:58:44.000 Don't murder.
01:58:45.000 Don't steal.
01:58:46.000 Don't light people's houses on fire.
01:58:48.000 These real clear things, right?
01:58:50.000 And then as you pass those, you get into grayer areas.
01:58:57.000 This religion versus that religion.
01:58:59.000 Like, why do you believe this and why do you think that's wrong?
01:59:03.000 And it becomes your identity in a lot of ways.
01:59:06.000 And when your identity is wrapped up in ideas, and these aren't, again, not moral or ethical ideas that we could agree are beneficial to communities and beneficial to groups.
01:59:18.000 But instead, just ideas that you have decided to adopt and that these now are a thing that you will fight for.
01:59:27.000 You know, blue no matter who.
01:59:29.000 There's a lot of those dummies out there, right?
01:59:31.000 And they just have decided that the Democratic Party is right no matter what.
01:59:34.000 Or red.
01:59:35.000 Red till dead.
01:59:37.000 You know, there's those people too.
01:59:38.000 And that kind of nonsense thinking.
01:59:40.000 And you support these...
01:59:44.000 Ideas as if they're literally a part of who you are.
01:59:47.000 Right.
01:59:47.000 Because changing that mind requires you to change your entire identity.
01:59:52.000 It forces you to think.
01:59:54.000 No, no.
01:59:55.000 What I'm saying is it's so difficult because if you associated your entire identity with this idea, when somebody disrupts that idea, your entire identity is disrupted.
02:00:04.000 Yeah, well that's so dumb.
02:00:06.000 And it's so fucking common.
02:00:08.000 It's probably more common than not.
02:00:09.000 More people are probably idea-connected than are not.
02:00:15.000 Yeah.
02:00:16.000 I think you said it also a very good point, which is, who has the time?
02:00:23.000 That's a big one.
02:00:24.000 I mean, because it does take me three times longer to read a news article.
02:00:28.000 Yeah.
02:00:28.000 Because I got a vet.
02:00:30.000 I don't have to.
02:00:31.000 I could be like a lot of other, probably most people.
02:00:34.000 They're counting on it.
02:00:35.000 If I read this and something doesn't vibe with me, I sit there and I go look up and I do research.
02:00:40.000 I mean, we don't all have a Jamie right next to us checking everything that we say and calling us out if I was wrong.
02:00:47.000 It's like the idea that forever, for this whole time, I thought that Jay-Z said that quote, right?
02:00:52.000 And then I was like, well, I don't know.
02:00:54.000 Maybe I'm wrong.
02:00:56.000 But most people don't take that time.
02:01:00.000 Like, if somebody else would have corrected me on the bus, I don't know if anybody would have taken the time to Google that and make sure.
02:01:08.000 Well, that's not even important, right?
02:01:09.000 That's not even important, right?
02:01:11.000 The thing about important stuff that people have to look up and try to figure out, like, why are we in Afghanistan?
02:01:16.000 Or why is this happening?
02:01:17.000 Or why is that important?
02:01:19.000 Or why is this law being passed?
02:01:20.000 Or what's, you know, what's the real motivation behind this drug being pushed?
02:01:25.000 Like, what the fuck is going on with that guy who's...
02:01:29.000 And there's so much of that in this world that it's – you could lose yourself.
02:01:34.000 Like if you didn't have a job and your entire day was sifting through the news and trying to find truthful narratives versus propaganda, you would lose your fucking mind.
02:01:45.000 How much do you think is that because – how much do you think right now the exaggeration of it is because of that?
02:01:51.000 Because that people have a chance to now consume – So much of this information.
02:01:57.000 I think that, you know, locking people in their house where they just have access to the internet.
02:02:01.000 I thought about it this way when I remember we were in the beginnings of our first quarantine kind of lockdown thing.
02:02:09.000 And I was like, I still had Netflix, and I still had FaceTime, and I still had...
02:02:15.000 I mean, it didn't...
02:02:15.000 I was like, this is fine.
02:02:17.000 Like, I really...
02:02:18.000 It wasn't that bad.
02:02:20.000 I wasn't going crazy.
02:02:21.000 But I was like, imagine if this happened in 1985. Right, right.
02:02:25.000 I mean, and you had to wait till the next morning to get a newspaper.
02:02:29.000 Well, maybe the newspaper wouldn't even be printed because nobody worked in the newspaper.
02:02:32.000 And imagine if the newspaper was as full of shit as CNN is.
02:02:35.000 And then you're lost.
02:02:37.000 You really don't know what's true or what's lies.
02:02:41.000 What's propaganda.
02:02:42.000 Yeah, you have that one thing.
02:02:43.000 And so I was thinking, like, man, how difficult would it have been?
02:02:48.000 How much more isolated would it have been if we just can only get the information twice a day, once a day?
02:02:55.000 And at one channel...
02:02:58.000 To two or three channels, local news, or whatever it was.
02:03:01.000 We didn't even have that, whatever.
02:03:03.000 Well, there was so much propaganda back then that just slipped through the cracks.
02:03:06.000 It took forever before something hit the light of day.
02:03:12.000 Right.
02:03:13.000 Right.
02:03:13.000 Where something was obvious, especially like government shit, like Gulf of Tonkin incident that led us into Vietnam.
02:03:19.000 I mean, there's a bunch of those instances.
02:03:22.000 There's a lot of gatekeepers back there.
02:03:23.000 Yeah.
02:03:24.000 Oh, my God.
02:03:24.000 And there was agreements with the news.
02:03:27.000 The news had agreements with politicians and government agencies, and they followed the narrative.
02:03:36.000 Yeah.
02:03:36.000 So I think that maybe us now with access to all this information and all this content and all this data and all these people, all these voices of somebody that used to do 10 minutes of Twitter now doing four hours of Twitter and just sitting there and getting in these looped rabbit holes, I mean, it's got to be damaging.
02:03:53.000 Like we said, a lot of it is junk food.
02:03:54.000 I treat a lot of it like junk food.
02:03:56.000 I love a potato chip every once in a while, but if I eat it for eight hours a day, I think it would probably be pretty unhealthy.
02:04:00.000 And so it's like consuming this kind of garbage.
02:04:03.000 Yeah, there's a guy named Alan Levinovich and he's looked at it in the same way you look at processed food.
02:04:12.000 That's how he described it.
02:04:14.000 He's like, you can't eat all processed food and you can't eat all processed information.
02:04:20.000 And that's what it is.
02:04:21.000 It's like this social media version of information is just processed information.
02:04:27.000 And you're getting it in these weird sort of bursts and it's all boiled down with preservatives on it and filled with nonsense.
02:04:34.000 It has an agenda.
02:04:36.000 And it's like, you know, I think that there's a monetization of...
02:04:40.000 Of human suffering, I think, is difficult.
02:04:43.000 You know, anytime you have that opportunity to where, because it's more interesting and it's more, you want eyeballs onto your content, so you just, it's a very simple algorithm.
02:04:53.000 It's just, we just need eyeballs, so whatever got people to watch it, then let's get more of that instead of stuff that's not interesting, you know, that might be just very boring data, you know, and so I think you just tend to lean towards that kind of stuff a little bit, and I think it's tough.
02:05:07.000 Yeah, I just...
02:05:08.000 That's the stuff that always fascinates me a little bit.
02:05:11.000 It's just because I think it takes us...
02:05:13.000 I don't think a lot of people have that kind of thing.
02:05:16.000 I think that a lot of people are just like, oh, I don't bother with that.
02:05:18.000 I don't take the time to think about it.
02:05:20.000 No, they don't have the time.
02:05:21.000 They don't take the time, and that's...
02:05:23.000 Oddly enough, where podcasts have sort of come in to fill that void because in podcasts you can have two intelligent people just sitting down talking about stuff in a way like, well, maybe that's not true.
02:05:34.000 Maybe this is true.
02:05:35.000 Let's find out.
02:05:36.000 Let's discuss this and let's figure out why people are saying this thing that is clearly untrue and saying it across multiple platforms.
02:05:44.000 What's the motivation behind this?
02:05:46.000 That's a thing that didn't exist before.
02:05:49.000 Because, first of all, in the past, we didn't think of the news as being this thing that was lying to us.
02:05:55.000 That's a real recent thing.
02:05:57.000 And I think a lot of that was exacerbated during the time that Trump was president.
02:06:02.000 The media was so upset that Trump had become the president and so upset that what they thought this con man was now running the entire government, that it's time to fight fire with fire.
02:06:13.000 And so they started attacking in the same way that they felt like he was attacking, the way he would call...
02:06:20.000 People by a nickname, you know, Lion Ted or, you know, fucking Lion Hillary or Crooked Hillary or, you know, have all these nicknames for people.
02:06:30.000 Call the news the fake news and like, God, we have to fight fire with fire.
02:06:35.000 We have to attack the same way he's attacking.
02:06:37.000 But in doing so, they've undermined their credibility to an almost irreparable way.
02:06:43.000 Right.
02:06:44.000 And that's what's scary.
02:06:45.000 What's scary is that the amount of people that actually trust the news now is fucking lower than ever.
02:06:50.000 Lower than ever.
02:06:51.000 And I think it's because we all believe that people have an agenda.
02:06:53.000 Even with science, we are so used to people having an agenda that people think that there's an agenda with everything.
02:07:01.000 And there might be.
02:07:02.000 I mean, not to say that there isn't.
02:07:03.000 I think that that's the balance of it all, to sit there and say, Again, I'm even victim of what we're talking about right now, which is to say that while I believe that we probably lean this way, we're not to say that it's no such thing, that it's not possible that there's some puppet master out there that's really kind of affecting this this way or that the third.
02:07:23.000 But I'm just saying that at the end of the day, not everything has such a mastermindful type of thought process behind it.
02:07:32.000 I think some of it is a lot more Simple.
02:07:36.000 I think it's a lot simpler.
02:07:37.000 Sometimes it's about just money.
02:07:39.000 Sometimes it's about just...
02:07:40.000 Most of it's about money.
02:07:41.000 Yeah.
02:07:41.000 Most of it's about narratives.
02:07:44.000 Narratives that are set up in order to have people extract money from a system.
02:07:48.000 And that's what's really scary, is that you follow the money and it's right there.
02:07:53.000 And, you know, many people have talked for years about getting money out of politics and getting money out of...
02:07:59.000 To make it so that these people that make these huge decisions, That affect policy, affect the way we're allowed to live our lives, that there should be no money being exchanged in these decisions.
02:08:13.000 There should be no motivation.
02:08:15.000 No one should profit from these things.
02:08:18.000 No one who wants to be a politician should ever get exorbitantly wealthy from being a politician.
02:08:25.000 But yet that's the case over and over and over again.
02:08:28.000 And that's dirty.
02:08:29.000 That's dirty.
02:08:31.000 And that is what affects these people and that's what affects the way they behave and the way they communicate and the things they talk about and the things they won't talk about maybe sometimes is as important.
02:08:42.000 Yeah, I think that that goes in with the incentivization of certain things.
02:08:46.000 And that's what I was talking about earlier about the incentivization of human suffering and stuff like that.
02:08:49.000 There's a fascination.
02:08:51.000 I think there's a comedian named Bo Burnham.
02:08:54.000 You ever heard of him?
02:08:54.000 Yeah, sure.
02:08:55.000 And he's got this whole bit about talking about how it's weird.
02:08:58.000 It's like a company that manufactures rape whistles.
02:09:02.000 It's like there's a conflict of interest.
02:09:04.000 Oh, that's a great bit.
02:09:06.000 That's a great idea.
02:09:07.000 It's true, right?
02:09:08.000 It's like...
02:09:09.000 Like they could go out of business.
02:09:11.000 The goal is to do that.
02:09:12.000 I remember I sat in, and let me turn this on its head, I sat on a couple charity boards and they talk about it in a very corporate way.
02:09:22.000 Growth.
02:09:23.000 Fundraise more.
02:09:24.000 We're up 25% from last year.
02:09:26.000 We're up 10% from last year.
02:09:27.000 And I was like, I want this to be the last board I sit on.
02:09:31.000 I want this charity to end next year.
02:09:35.000 Because I want to finish what we just are doing right now.
02:09:38.000 I want to be done with it.
02:09:39.000 I want us to be like, why do we have that charity?
02:09:42.000 That problem is solved.
02:09:43.000 We looked into this problem.
02:09:45.000 I had Coleon Noir on, and he schooled me about homelessness.
02:09:50.000 You know, because we were talking about Los Angeles.
02:09:52.000 And he said, do you know why the homeless situation gets worse and worse and worse?
02:09:57.000 He goes, because people are making hundreds of thousands of dollars a year as a salary taking care of the homeless.
02:10:04.000 And it doesn't get any better because there's no incentive for it to get better.
02:10:07.000 And every year the budget gets bigger and there's more homeless people.
02:10:10.000 They do the opposite of fix it.
02:10:12.000 And so he started showing, he pulled up all these figures and showed us all the data, particularly for Los Angeles.
02:10:18.000 And you're like, oh!
02:10:19.000 Like they're farming homeless people.
02:10:21.000 They're literally, dude, there's people in Los Angeles that are making quarter million dollars a year working on the homeless problem.
02:10:29.000 And that fucking homeless problem is broken.
02:10:32.000 Like, they are not doing a good job with that.
02:10:35.000 It's fucking terrible.
02:10:37.000 But that's exactly it.
02:10:39.000 I think that whenever you talk about it to incentivize that, it's tough.
02:10:43.000 You know, I think that it's...
02:10:45.000 I see it a lot.
02:10:47.000 And so we see it in that kind of situation where we're like, if the product that or whatever you use is human suffering, then the logical said, in order for me to make more profit from it, I need more suffering.
02:11:05.000 There's more money in the treatment than it is in the cure.
02:11:10.000 Yeah, that's terrifying.
02:11:14.000 That's very systematically simple to think about.
02:11:20.000 Everyone understands that.
02:11:22.000 I make a sandwich, if I can get the bread cheaper, I'll try to do that.
02:11:29.000 If I can make the bread, you know, I can get this more.
02:11:32.000 I can get it to more people.
02:11:34.000 These are all – there's some basic business 101. But then you start doing that with other things that are a little bit more needed for society, insurance or healthcare or, you know, prison system, all the stuff.
02:11:49.000 When you have money attached to it, the incentivization starts to become human experiences.
02:11:53.000 And so then you start with a situation where – Yeah, in order for us to, like we said, like Bo Burnham's bit, it'd be weird to sit, imagine sitting in the boardroom and talk about sales are plummeting, but that would be a good thing.
02:12:06.000 Right.
02:12:06.000 In theory, but it's like, no, in this world, you'd have a situation where you're like, no.
02:12:13.000 Like if the insurance company sat there and goes, hey, we paid out millions of dollars last month from actual people that needed our service.
02:12:19.000 You're like, we got to stop that.
02:12:21.000 It's like a weird conversation to have.
02:12:23.000 Right.
02:12:23.000 Well, you can't treat certain things the same way we treat businesses, and the problem is they do.
02:12:28.000 Like, if business is booming in the burger business, that's great, it means more people want burgers.
02:12:33.000 If business is booming in the homeless business, that means you are not doing your job.
02:12:38.000 You are allowing the homeless crisis to get worse and worse, and you're getting more and more money, and the budget gets bigger and bigger every year, and no one hits the brakes on it, because it's literally farming.
02:12:50.000 They're farming homeless people.
02:12:52.000 And that's the case with so many problems that we have in this society.
02:12:56.000 There's people whose job it is to take care of that situation.
02:13:00.000 And if that situation goes away, so does their job.
02:13:03.000 So there's zero incentive.
02:13:05.000 That's right.
02:13:05.000 And that's the thing.
02:13:06.000 Even talking about even politics, like the idea that that becomes your job.
02:13:11.000 It's like, well, the intention is for you to stay in that job.
02:13:13.000 Nobody wants to lose their job.
02:13:14.000 It should be a...
02:13:17.000 Countdown timer.
02:13:18.000 Like I said, it really became prevalent to me in these conversations with these charities that I sat down and they're talking about was that we want my last check, we want the last check to bounce.
02:13:28.000 We want to be, we want to raise X number of dollars and say, we're good.
02:13:33.000 Go raise money for something else.
02:13:35.000 This is enough for us to finish this problem.
02:13:37.000 Well, it's spooky when you look at a charity and you find out how much money the actual charity gets, like how much goes to the actual problem and how much goes to administration costs and how much it goes to the salaries of people that are involved in the charity.
02:13:50.000 And you're like, what is this really?
02:13:52.000 Like, is this really charity or is this a job?
02:13:55.000 You have a job and your job is to do this.
02:13:58.000 And if you keep doing this job, you keep making money.
02:14:01.000 But if you fix the problem, you have no job.
02:14:04.000 Yeah.
02:14:04.000 But the point of that, again, we're talking about is that the marketing that's required to do that is the idea of saying how much effort is put into fundraising and how much time it takes also.
02:14:20.000 So there's a lot of resources that are attached to that.
02:14:23.000 I don't know.
02:14:25.000 We're building the big art park.
02:14:39.000 It's a for-profit business.
02:14:41.000 And what our thought process was...
02:14:43.000 In order for art to be free, art has to beg for money all the time.
02:14:47.000 You know, the museums and everything like that is constantly charity-driven.
02:14:50.000 And we're like, well, why don't we tie in...
02:14:52.000 The reason I'm involved is from the F&B perspective is to say, if we get a whole bunch of people coming here to view art for free and then we sell them all a drink and a hot dog, we could fund that art product.
02:15:01.000 And then we could always make art free because people are going to naturally spend money on it anyways.
02:15:05.000 It's kind of almost like an amusement park kind of business model.
02:15:09.000 It's like, to me, it's a little bit of a disruptor in that way is because to sit there and say that these type of things, the arts, quote unquote, you know, it's like, well, how do we, to make it become a self-sustaining machine as opposed to constantly trying to fundraise?
02:15:25.000 Well, you have to throw a gala for 100 grand to raise 150 grand, and then you actually only made 100 grand, only made 50 grand.
02:15:32.000 And so it's like a weird thing to where it's like, well, why don't we kind of start this machine and then just be done with it and say, let this kind Also, it's like when someone says art should be free, like, okay, why?
02:15:42.000 No, no, no, no.
02:15:43.000 Access to art.
02:15:44.000 How about that?
02:15:44.000 Access to art.
02:15:45.000 How about even that?
02:15:45.000 Like, why?
02:15:46.000 Well, because I think that allowing art, it's like steel sharpens steel, right?
02:15:50.000 I think that there's a thing to say that street art, for instance, the kind of person that goes out there to practice or to learn or to be able to express themselves.
02:15:59.000 I think it's important for people to do that.
02:16:01.000 I don't think that everyone has their inner vandal to go out and And do that.
02:16:04.000 Or especially- Their inner vandal?
02:16:06.000 Right.
02:16:07.000 It's like because if you're going to be good at street art, you have to go and paint up some public walls somewhere.
02:16:12.000 And it was one of the things that we noticed while we built the big art park, the graffiti park that was happening downtown that was the original place.
02:16:21.000 Yeah.
02:16:42.000 How does a street artist get to be excellent?
02:16:47.000 Right.
02:16:47.000 And then on top of that, there's a huge jump between selling your stuff on the street corner to the MoMA, right?
02:16:54.000 And it's like somebody getting a million...
02:16:56.000 And it's all arbitrary, right?
02:16:57.000 I mean, Banksy did this thing a while back where he...
02:17:00.000 Whoever he was or his minion or whatever it was that sold pieces on the street corner for 20 bucks and then did it all on social media or whatever and then showed people that, hey, you just bought an original Banksy for 20 bucks.
02:17:13.000 It's probably worth a lot more now.
02:17:14.000 And people just liked it because they liked it and they were supporting this one random artist.
02:17:19.000 But then the exhibit was in there.
02:17:20.000 They do that all the time.
02:17:21.000 There's this guy that was...
02:17:25.000 We're good to go.
02:17:51.000 If you're an artist and you want to make a living being an artist, it shouldn't be a risk in that way.
02:17:56.000 You might not be good at it, which is fine, but we need to teach somebody how to start a corporation so that they understand how to do their taxes properly.
02:18:03.000 We need to tell them how to trademark their stuff or copyright their things so they don't do this kind of stuff, or the education somebody's aware.
02:18:10.000 When somebody says they want to become an artist, they don't have to start off.
02:18:14.000 How do you have the time to do all this?
02:18:15.000 How do you have the time to do all this while you're involved in multiple businesses and restaurants?
02:18:20.000 Restaurants luckily at this point is backfilled, meaning I've left a day-to-day operations for restaurants generally.
02:18:26.000 We have managers and we have people below.
02:18:28.000 Do you ever step into the kitchen?
02:18:29.000 No.
02:18:30.000 Never?
02:18:30.000 Not anymore.
02:18:31.000 You miss that?
02:18:33.000 Well, I never cooked on the line at the restaurants.
02:18:38.000 I don't cook that way.
02:18:39.000 I don't like cooking that way.
02:18:41.000 One of the reasons why I never became a professional, professional chef in that way was because I don't want to cook the same thing over and over again.
02:18:47.000 I was always talking about, I cook like jazz.
02:18:49.000 Every meal is different from day to day because whatever I feel like.
02:18:53.000 So you just establish the menu, help establish it.
02:18:56.000 Operations, 100%.
02:18:57.000 I'm an operations guy now.
02:18:59.000 I do hospitality consulting.
02:19:00.000 Like I said, if you sat there and you're like, CK, let's open up something.
02:19:05.000 Let's do it.
02:19:06.000 I have 20 years of operational experience.
02:19:07.000 I can talk to chefs and speak educated to a culinarian.
02:19:12.000 I can also talk to a bartender and understand about that.
02:19:14.000 And I can also talk to an accountant and talk to them about how the business needs to run to be able to be profitable.
02:19:20.000 That's the part of me that...
02:19:21.000 That's the experience that I have.
02:19:23.000 The love I have was the final product, is this experience that people have.
02:19:29.000 Kind of amazing that you've managed to navigate that world, though, and get to the other side while still maintaining your love for the food itself and the way it's cooked.
02:19:40.000 I think that's what did it, though.
02:19:43.000 I think that me not having to grind, to turn it into that, I think that's what kept me sane.
02:19:53.000 I think that if I had to cook the same thing, if I was the guy who invented chicken wings, he probably never wants to see another chicken wings.
02:19:59.000 That's a good point, right?
02:20:01.000 You're kind of a prisoner to your own success.
02:20:05.000 I remember I had a band that played at the nightclub that I ran that refused to play their hit.
02:20:13.000 Because they were just tired of it?
02:20:14.000 Tired of it.
02:20:15.000 And I'm like...
02:20:17.000 What band was that?
02:20:19.000 It was...
02:20:20.000 You don't have to say.
02:20:22.000 Okay.
02:20:22.000 If you feel bad.
02:20:23.000 Well, it's just...
02:20:23.000 It was one of those things where I was like, I get it.
02:20:27.000 Freebird.
02:20:28.000 Sorta.
02:20:28.000 But I'm like, yo...
02:20:29.000 Play Freebird, bitch.
02:20:31.000 But, hey...
02:20:33.000 That's what got you here, man.
02:20:35.000 Come on, man.
02:20:36.000 That's why the people are here.
02:20:37.000 Yeah.
02:20:37.000 But it's also weird, especially in your industry.
02:20:40.000 That was the weirdest shit I've ever seen in my life, was I went to go see Brian Regan at the W, whatever it is, at Moody Theater.
02:20:48.000 And at the end, he did an encore, and people were just yelling out bits from his Comedy Central special.
02:20:58.000 And he was like, normally people come to his show to hear new stuff.
02:21:03.000 Apparently y'all aren't like that.
02:21:05.000 So he's just like, alright, name three bits and I'll just do them.
02:21:09.000 Word for word.
02:21:10.000 It was actually wonderful to see because I knew his old material.
02:21:13.000 And I was like, man, talk about rehearsed.
02:21:16.000 I mean, like I said, the Part that I admire about your job is that you're telling a story and it sounds like the first time you ever told it, but you guys have rehearsed the shit out of it.
02:21:29.000 There's guys like him and Gaffigan.
02:21:31.000 There's a few of those guys that have these signature bits that, like with Burt Kreischer, it's like the machine story.
02:21:38.000 It's like he doesn't feel like he can get off stage unless he says the machine story.
02:21:43.000 So he'll do his whole set and then he'll have to tell that story too.
02:21:47.000 Yeah, that's his free work.
02:21:48.000 Yeah, there's a prison in that.
02:21:51.000 Oh, that happens with Dave.
02:21:52.000 I remember a couple times I watched Dave and people just...
02:21:55.000 I'm rich, bitch!
02:21:55.000 Yeah, I just start screaming bits at him and I'm just like, I don't...
02:21:58.000 Like, what in the world?
02:21:59.000 But what a weird experience it is as an audience member to want that, to just be like...
02:22:06.000 It's just drunks, too, though.
02:22:08.000 That's a part of the problem is one of the things about nightclub performing and performing doing stand-up is you're guaranteed to be in a room full of drunks.
02:22:18.000 Yeah.
02:22:18.000 It's like there's very few jobs where, you know, like if you go to a concert...
02:22:22.000 I guess concerts are pretty similar in that way.
02:22:26.000 But there's very few other art forms where the people that are consuming the art form are almost guaranteed to be drunk.
02:22:31.000 Yeah.
02:22:32.000 But in comedy shows, man.
02:22:34.000 But what's weird about the comedy part is that the part of it that's amazing is the part that you want is a surprise.
02:22:40.000 Yeah, some people do.
02:22:42.000 Right.
02:22:42.000 With music, I understand.
02:22:44.000 I want to hear that song.
02:22:45.000 I can listen.
02:22:45.000 I can burn out a song.
02:22:47.000 Some people want that fucking bologna sandwich over and over and over and over and over.
02:22:52.000 That's true.
02:22:53.000 They never grow up.
02:22:53.000 Well, my nephew, who's two, You know, you can play peekaboo for four and a half hours.
02:22:58.000 Yeah, but that's that mentality.
02:23:00.000 Yeah, exactly.
02:23:01.000 Do it again.
02:23:01.000 And some people, they just want you to react, you know?
02:23:04.000 They just want to be able to say something and then you react to them.
02:23:07.000 Yeah.
02:23:08.000 They just want to know you recognize that they're alive, you know?
02:23:12.000 Yeah.
02:23:12.000 They just want to disrupt.
02:23:14.000 And people oftentimes are selfish, too, so they don't care if it fucks up the show as long as they can get you to react.
02:23:21.000 That's true.
02:23:26.000 There was this fucking guy who kept fucking with him.
02:23:29.000 And then, you know, finally he had to yell out, man, will you just shut the fuck up?
02:23:33.000 And you could tell how upset he was and how upset the audience was.
02:23:37.000 It was just this dummy that needed attention.
02:23:40.000 And there's a lot of people out there that think that that's okay.
02:23:43.000 They think that they should be able to just get attention.
02:23:46.000 Got you to talk.
02:23:47.000 You know, they think that's fun.
02:23:49.000 They're just like a human troll.
02:23:51.000 It's so weird.
02:23:52.000 It's so weird.
02:23:54.000 But, like I said, I watch that interaction, and it's fascinating to me.
02:24:01.000 I think that it's...
02:24:02.000 I always look, again, when I was talking to you about who first invented fried food, I think about the same thing with your profession.
02:24:10.000 Just the idea that we're bartering, pre-money.
02:24:13.000 The idea of saying, I wonder what came first, or the idea that we could sit there and go, yo, that dude, go to Joe.
02:24:20.000 Help him tell you the story about what happened to him last week.
02:24:24.000 You're going to need a chicken.
02:24:25.000 You need to bring him a chicken or he won't tell you the story.
02:24:28.000 I think it might have started, they think it probably started with Mark Twain.
02:24:33.000 That late?
02:24:34.000 Yeah, there's, oh yeah, yeah.
02:24:36.000 Stand-up comedy is very recent.
02:24:39.000 Very recent.
02:24:40.000 And then it became a different thing.
02:24:42.000 It became things where people would just tell joke jokes.
02:24:45.000 And then along the lines, Lenny Bruce came along, and Lenny Bruce was heavily influenced by drugs.
02:24:53.000 And his love of drugs, I think, also led to an erosion of the sensibilities of the common culture.
02:25:03.000 Like, he felt like they were foolish, and he would examine them and discuss them, and then talk about All these sort of taboo subjects and talk about all these things that we just took for granted that are really kind of ridiculous.
02:25:17.000 And that was...
02:25:18.000 Lenny Bruce is the real godfather of modern stand-up.
02:25:21.000 And then there was Mort Sahl, who existed in kind of the same era.
02:25:26.000 He was more politically oriented.
02:25:28.000 And there was quite a few other people that came around that were influenced by him.
02:25:32.000 And then, you know, George Carlin, of course.
02:25:36.000 And Pryor.
02:25:37.000 Pryor was the first guy to take that sort of brutal honesty and turn it on himself and make it very personal and very relatable and also just masterfully funny.
02:25:51.000 He was so much funnier than anybody that had ever come along before him.
02:25:55.000 So much funnier than that.
02:25:56.000 Even though comedy is very connected to the time.
02:26:02.000 If you try to watch some comedy movies from the 80s, they look so dated and stupid.
02:26:06.000 But if you can watch a Richard Pryor special from 1980, it's still damn good.
02:26:12.000 Damn good.
02:26:13.000 Yeah, because he was so good that it transcended.
02:26:18.000 But it still doesn't explain to people, it doesn't really resonate with people how good he was back then.
02:26:26.000 Because the time's so different.
02:26:29.000 The era is so different that if you could somehow or another transport yourself back to 1983 and watch Pryor, then you would understand.
02:26:39.000 But you would have to exist in the time period to be able to really appreciate how groundbreaking he was.
02:26:46.000 I think about that way with some musicians at the time, you know, just the idea, like, I watch concerts.
02:26:50.000 Kendrick's.
02:26:51.000 Watching Kendrick's.
02:26:51.000 Or even, like, the Beatles and people, like, passing out.
02:26:53.000 Yes, yes, yes.
02:26:54.000 It's just the idea that you're, like, listening to and I'm like, I don't know if I... I like the Beatles.
02:26:58.000 Right.
02:26:58.000 But I don't know if I'd pass out.
02:26:59.000 Right.
02:27:00.000 Like, just to be, like...
02:27:01.000 They've never heard anything like it.
02:27:02.000 Yeah.
02:27:03.000 Yeah.
02:27:03.000 And so it's just...
02:27:04.000 To me, it's very...
02:27:07.000 It's amazing for this type of craft.
02:27:09.000 And I think that it's something that, you know, like I said, I admire the creative process of that because it is.
02:27:15.000 It's storytelling in a way.
02:27:18.000 Yeah, it's all the things, whether it's music or art or any kind of art, and food and literature.
02:27:27.000 All these different things just make life a richer experience because you're sharing in the way other people view and express themselves in the world.
02:27:34.000 The way they view the world and the way they express themselves in the world.
02:27:37.000 You share in that and you get a little bit of something.
02:27:40.000 You get a little bit of an understanding of how they make you feel and then you're more aware of how you make other people feel because of that.
02:27:48.000 Yeah, and I think that helps us.
02:27:49.000 I think that that's why I think we talk about it is one of the things that Dave does so well.
02:27:56.000 You do.
02:27:57.000 The comedians that I enjoy watching the most have a way of really kind of...
02:28:04.000 Bridging these gaps a little bit.
02:28:09.000 It's almost like tricking us, the listener, through comedy of saying something that I agree with and then at the very last second going, ha!
02:28:19.000 We actually agree with the person that you didn't agree with.
02:28:22.000 And you're like, crap.
02:28:24.000 Or you're saying something that I'm about to be offended by and then turning it at the end and go, oh, I said that already.
02:28:30.000 Like, I believe that actually.
02:28:32.000 And I really enjoyed that.
02:28:34.000 I really enjoyed that aspect of being – there's a masterful, there's a maestro level of conducting of a crowd that I really, really love.
02:28:44.000 And that's what you're talking about.
02:28:45.000 I think there's something about how exciting it is to see a room full of people enjoying your food.
02:28:49.000 I just think that it's like – You know, my brief stint when I was in high school theater.
02:28:55.000 And when you got a line, when you got the line that you're like, this is a line that everybody goes on to laugh at, and knowing it, it's just like set up, knock it out, you know, is this feeling.
02:29:05.000 And I remember I was at a Wu-Tang concert in London.
02:29:09.000 And it's just like, to play a crowd like an instrument, to be able to sit there and go, everyone throw your hands up, boom.
02:29:14.000 Everyone throw your W's up, boom.
02:29:16.000 Thousands of people doing whatever you want.
02:29:19.000 How could you not feel like, this side jump, this side sit down, this side do this.
02:29:25.000 How do you not have a rush from that?
02:29:30.000 The fact that you're participating, you know, like you're a part of the experience.
02:29:33.000 You're not just experiencing, you're a part of the experience.
02:29:36.000 Yeah.
02:29:36.000 And as a comedian, I think that that's, to me, is what it is.
02:29:40.000 How do you address a room of a thousand people and make them feel like I'm part of that experience?
02:29:45.000 It's crazy to me.
02:29:46.000 It's amazing that we do that.
02:29:48.000 I think that the ones that I enjoy I'm watching it on TV and I feel like they're talking to me.
02:29:56.000 You know what I mean?
02:29:56.000 It's really, really kind of cool.
02:29:58.000 That's the one thing that's really amazing about this time is there's so much art.
02:30:02.000 There's so much stuff that people have created that you have access to that can change your perceptions of life and that can enhance your perceptions of life and enhance the way you understand how human beings think and express themselves.
02:30:19.000 There's so much of that now.
02:30:21.000 And I think you said it right.
02:30:22.000 We need to start a tribe where that is a joy.
02:30:25.000 Yeah.
02:30:26.000 Like, we should share in this, like, yo, I discovered something.
02:30:31.000 Rock my world.
02:30:32.000 Right.
02:30:32.000 I believe this forever.
02:30:34.000 And instead of going, like, clutch my pearls, like, I can't believe that.
02:30:38.000 Consciously attempt to not be polarized.
02:30:41.000 Consciously work on it.
02:30:42.000 Yeah.
02:30:43.000 Don't embrace polarization.
02:30:45.000 Don't embrace these ideological rifts between people.
02:30:50.000 Don't embrace any of this tribal bullshit that people are addicted to today.
02:30:54.000 That's got to be something that people really strive for.
02:30:58.000 And that can help us.
02:30:59.000 That can help.
02:31:00.000 Because at the end of the day, most of us just want to have a good time.
02:31:03.000 They just want to have good experiences with their friends.
02:31:06.000 They just want to laugh and eat good food and listen to good music and just enjoy their time on this earth.
02:31:13.000 It's fleeting.
02:31:14.000 It's Dave's little kindness conspiracy.
02:31:16.000 Just to start off with be kind.
02:31:19.000 How about that?
02:31:19.000 Just take for a second to just sit there and say, what would you say to this person if your ultimate goal was to be kind first?
02:31:26.000 How would you talk to this person if you had any concern about whether or not this person Would get there, would get, you would feel like pain from what you're saying.
02:31:36.000 Yeah.
02:31:37.000 Would you take some more, would you take a second, take a beat to sit there and think about what you're going to say?
02:31:43.000 So yeah, I think that, you know, that's how I live my life.
02:31:48.000 You know, I think that ultimately...
02:31:50.000 And again, the restaurant industry helps because we're a watering hole.
02:31:53.000 All kinds of people eat.
02:31:54.000 So I'm one of those things that I'm particularly blessed in that way.
02:31:58.000 I think that I've come across as many different types of people as possible.
02:32:02.000 I speak freely about my beliefs generally on, you know, two people.
02:32:08.000 But at the restaurant, we all got to eat.
02:32:10.000 And so I'm happy to serve you despite what you believe and despite what you...
02:32:17.000 And again, if my ultimate goal is for you to have a good experience and to have a good time, I want to treat you that way.
02:32:24.000 And if you want to sit down and talk about some stuff about how you believe, I take it through that same filter.
02:32:32.000 Like I said, I don't judge you for it.
02:32:34.000 I think I will openly tell you that I don't like that way, but here's your catch-up.
02:32:40.000 It's a good way to wrap this up.
02:32:42.000 Yeah.
02:32:43.000 Thank you, brother.
02:32:44.000 Man, thank you for having me on.
02:32:45.000 It was very enjoyable.
02:32:46.000 I really appreciate it.
02:32:47.000 Thank you.
02:32:47.000 And thanks for having an awesome restaurant.
02:32:49.000 Just being a general, all-around cool guy.
02:32:51.000 Man, I appreciate you.
02:32:52.000 Appreciate you, too.
02:32:53.000 All right.
02:32:54.000 Bye, everybody.
02:32:54.000 Bye.