The Joe Rogan Experience - January 18, 2012


Joe Rogan Experience #177 - Hamilton Morris


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 44 minutes

Words per Minute

190.84952

Word Count

31,452

Sentence Count

2,884

Misogynist Sentences

84


Summary

In this episode of the Joe Rogan Experience podcast, the boys talk about sex toys, nootropics, and why you should never, ever, ever buy a sex toy. Joe also talks about how to make your own CBD oil and other nootropic products, and how to get the most out of your money and your time in the gym. Joe also gives his thoughts on whether or not CBD should be legalized in the U.S. and why he doesn t think it should be. The episode is sponsored by The Fleshlight and Shroom Tech Sport, and is available in Vanilla, Mocha, and Salted Caramel. Special thanks to Onnit for sponsoring the show. Thanks also to ShroomTech Sport for sponsoring this episode and for sponsoring future episodes of the podcast. You can support the show by becoming a patron patron patron and getting 15% off your first purchase when you place an order through the link below. If you don't already have a membership, you can get 10% off the purchase of $99 or more when you become a patron! and we'll send you an ad-free version of the show for the next episode! Thanks to our sponsor, Onnit! We'll be giving you a discount code: "TheJoeRoganExperience" to help you save money on your next purchase. Joe Rogans Podcast, and you'll get 15% all month! Joe's Podcast! and Joe's podcast gets 15% OFF your first month. with the promo code: JOERogan Experience. JoesRoganexperience. Thank you for supporting the show, and we're giving you $10, $10 and $25,000 and $50,000 gets you a shirt, and they'll get $10 off the show gets $50 off the next month, and $55,000 off the first month gets you $35,000, and the second month gets $75, and Joe gets a VIP discount, and I'll get a discount on the rest day gets $40, and all you get $50 gets $95, and a VIP day gets the rest of the ad-day gets a discount, AND $75 gets $99, and so on, and more gets the VIP deal, and he gets it all day, plus shipping is also gets a promo code JOE ROGAN PROMOTED, AND they get it all of that, plus they also gets $5,000 PROMO, AND SO MUCH MORE!


Transcript

00:00:01.000 Oh, shit, I should have tweeted this.
00:00:03.000 Well, you know what, folks?
00:00:05.000 This is going to come out while I'm tweeting.
00:00:08.000 I'm tweeting at the same time.
00:00:12.000 The Joe Rogan Experience podcast is brought to you by The Fleshlight.
00:00:16.000 If you go to JoeRogan.net and click on the link for The Fleshlight...
00:00:22.000 Shit, I can't do this.
00:00:23.000 I can't type one thing and think...
00:00:24.000 I can't type one thing.
00:00:25.000 Here, I'll talk about it.
00:00:26.000 So Fleshlight is this thing you fuck.
00:00:29.000 It's this big rubber sex toy for guys.
00:00:31.000 And there's a whole bunch of different kinds that have different insides that feel different compared to the girls.
00:00:36.000 Like Jenna Hayes feels different than Aza Akira.
00:00:39.000 Do you really believe that?
00:00:40.000 Yeah, 100%.
00:00:41.000 There's other connoisseurs out there, like wine guys, who have a really good palate, a good dick palate.
00:00:49.000 Guys who can tell the perfect textures the way a guy can tell.
00:00:52.000 Well, the textures are completely different.
00:00:54.000 If you go to Fleshlight.com, you can actually see what the inside of each girl looks like.
00:00:59.000 So there's different grooves, there's different things in different girls.
00:01:02.000 Some girls look like they have huge fucking cysts in their pussies, but it might feel good against your dick.
00:01:07.000 You don't know.
00:01:07.000 What are you talking about?
00:01:08.000 No one looks like they have cysts.
00:01:10.000 Yeah, if you go there, there's one girl that has crazy bumps and bubbles and waves and jagged things.
00:01:16.000 So they create a bunch of different vagina environments.
00:01:19.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:01:21.000 And you get a discount if you go to Joe Rogan's website.
00:01:24.000 It's Rogan, and you get 15% off the number one sex toy for men, The Fleshlight.
00:01:30.000 Dude, you're an awesome commercial guy.
00:01:32.000 You should do commercials permanently.
00:01:34.000 That's all you should do all day long, is just do commercials.
00:01:37.000 Well, AlphaBrain's really good, Joe.
00:01:40.000 What a segue artist!
00:01:41.000 We're also brought to you by Onnit.com.
00:01:44.000 It's O-N-N-I-T, makers of AlphaBrain, the cognitive-enhancing supplement that I enjoy.
00:01:52.000 And we also make Shroom Tech Sport, which is the Cordyceps mushroom supplement for endurance training.
00:02:00.000 If you do something really hard, like a CrossFit class or Jiu Jitsu or something like that, that's for you.
00:02:05.000 If you're not into that kind of working out, you're probably not going to notice the difference.
00:02:10.000 Brian has no use for this stuff.
00:02:12.000 No, I did not use this product, but I'm sure it's great.
00:02:15.000 Do you use the shroom tech immune though?
00:02:18.000 I use more the new mood.
00:02:20.000 That's what I've been grooving on is the new mood.
00:02:22.000 I did the immune when I feel sick.
00:02:25.000 And right now I don't feel sick.
00:02:27.000 I just feel like I need to chill out.
00:02:29.000 And that's why I need the new mood.
00:02:31.000 Because that's more of like a...
00:02:32.000 You know, like, calm you down.
00:02:34.000 Have some tryptophan.
00:02:34.000 You know, do you like turkey dinner?
00:02:36.000 You know how that makes you tired when you're done eating it?
00:02:38.000 Well, that kind of has tryptophan in it, and it makes you kind of feel relaxed.
00:02:43.000 And it also makes you a little bit happier every day, I think, if you take it every day.
00:02:48.000 I don't really take it.
00:02:49.000 I take Alphabrain, but I don't take the other ones.
00:02:52.000 I take shroom tech when I work out, and I take Alphabrain, and I take the immune shit.
00:02:56.000 Anyway, what all this stuff is, they're nootropics.
00:02:59.000 And this is my advice to you if you don't know what we're talking about.
00:03:02.000 Don't buy anything.
00:03:03.000 Please, just Google Nootropics.
00:03:05.000 There's a lot of really interesting articles about the subject, and it's controversial, but I've been experimenting with them for years, and I enjoy them.
00:03:14.000 And not just the ones that we sell.
00:03:17.000 There was a football player, I think his name is Romanowski, I'm pretty sure, and he has a company called Neuro One.
00:03:23.000 And apparently he had dealt with some concussions and stuff.
00:03:27.000 So he created his own formula, like a nootropic formula to enhance the way his mind worked.
00:03:34.000 And it was really interesting.
00:03:36.000 And I enjoy that stuff.
00:03:38.000 And I have no vested interest in whether you buy it or don't buy it.
00:03:42.000 If you feel like you don't want to buy it or you feel like it's too expensive, I encourage people to steal the ingredients, copy it, and make your own.
00:03:50.000 Like, buy the stuff in bulk and make your own.
00:03:54.000 Yeah.
00:03:55.000 And the other thing is, if you try and you don't like it, you get 100% money back.
00:04:00.000 So we can't make it any easier.
00:04:03.000 We can't make it Any nicer.
00:04:06.000 What's most important to me is that nobody feels ripped off.
00:04:08.000 That nobody wants to buy anything you don't want to buy.
00:04:10.000 Do your research, too.
00:04:10.000 Don't fucking blindly buy it.
00:04:12.000 Don't go to Wikipedia.
00:04:13.000 It's blacked out.
00:04:14.000 But fucking go to Yahoo.
00:04:16.000 Go to Bing.
00:04:17.000 Go to any other search engines that are not supporting the SOPA movement.
00:04:23.000 The SOPA movement.
00:04:24.000 Scary as fuck, right?
00:04:26.000 Yeah.
00:04:26.000 Let's talk about that.
00:04:27.000 Hamilton Morris is here.
00:04:28.000 Listen, go to Onnit.com.
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00:04:32.000 That's it, bitches.
00:04:33.000 Alright, here we go.
00:04:34.000 A man is here that I've been wanting to talk to for a long time.
00:04:37.000 The Joe Rogan experience.
00:04:39.000 Train by day!
00:04:40.000 Joe Rogan podcast by night!
00:04:41.000 All day!
00:04:42.000 Hamilton Morris comes here with a video camera when the podcast in its most cluttered state This room is a wreck.
00:04:57.000 I look like I should be on Hoarders in this fucking room.
00:04:59.000 I gotta clean this bitch out.
00:05:00.000 This is ridiculous.
00:05:01.000 Too much traveling, man.
00:05:03.000 Too much traveling.
00:05:04.000 You know how it is.
00:05:06.000 Hamilton Morris.
00:05:08.000 Hello.
00:05:09.000 What's up, honey?
00:05:10.000 Thanks for coming on.
00:05:12.000 Thanks for having me.
00:05:14.000 I enjoyed a lot of your stuff that I saw online, man, especially that, for those who don't know, you write for Vice, right?
00:05:22.000 For vice.com?
00:05:23.000 That's right, Vice Magazine.
00:05:24.000 For Vice Magazine.
00:05:25.000 I think the first thing I ever saw you do, you were tripping somewhere in the jungle.
00:05:30.000 I don't really remember what it was, but you had taken some trip to hang out with some indigenous people.
00:05:36.000 Yes.
00:05:36.000 What did they give you?
00:05:38.000 It was the Maiaruna Indians, and they gave me a...
00:05:42.000 Well, they actually didn't give it to me.
00:05:43.000 It was sort of a complicated trip to find them.
00:05:46.000 But they traditionally used the venom of this frog called Philomedusa bicolor that produces a venom that's rich in all these different psychoactive peptides and specifically contains this substance called dermorphin that's a super potent opioid.
00:06:02.000 But they kind of...
00:06:04.000 But it doesn't have any sort of like a classical opioid effect.
00:06:07.000 Like it's not really a sedative.
00:06:09.000 And people claim that it gives them everlasting energy.
00:06:14.000 They're able to hunt for days without sleep and to go days without eating and all sorts of supernatural feats.
00:06:24.000 Wow.
00:06:25.000 You have a great voice, by the way.
00:06:26.000 Can we just say that you have a very mysterious voice and it's very interesting.
00:06:31.000 You should read books to grown up.
00:06:31.000 Especially if you know cool shit.
00:06:33.000 Yeah.
00:06:34.000 If you know cool shit and you have a voice like that.
00:06:36.000 Yeah.
00:06:37.000 Dude.
00:06:37.000 Amazing.
00:06:38.000 All right.
00:06:39.000 Yeah.
00:06:39.000 Please.
00:06:40.000 Sorry.
00:06:40.000 So what is the effect?
00:06:42.000 Well, that's what I've been told.
00:06:44.000 That I would go days without requiring sleep, and I'd be able to hunt all night for animals in the jungle with these Indians.
00:06:52.000 Jesus.
00:06:53.000 So I was expecting more of a stimulant-type effect, but then this chemical, Dermorphin, there's no real reason you should expect it to be a stimulant.
00:07:00.000 It's an opioid.
00:07:01.000 There used to be...
00:07:06.000 Wow.
00:07:10.000 some kind of bacterial organism in the intestine of these children that was naturally producing the dermorphine.
00:07:19.000 And so they thought autism was this kind of opioid mediated pathology.
00:07:24.000 Wow.
00:07:25.000 Yeah, in the same way that you're talking about endogenous DMT and how that can cause a psychedelic experience without ingesting a drug.
00:07:32.000 The idea was that there's an endogenous intestinal opioid bacteria that produces dermorphin, but it's never been demonstrated.
00:07:40.000 Anyway, so I thought...
00:07:41.000 So it's never been demonstrated, so how did they come to this conclusion?
00:07:44.000 That sounds so fascinating!
00:07:46.000 Yeah.
00:07:46.000 It's amazing!
00:07:48.000 Yeah.
00:07:48.000 I never heard that theory before.
00:07:50.000 Well, there's all kinds of psychoactive substances that have been detected in the urine of people with different sorts of mental illnesses.
00:07:58.000 You know, there's 5-MeO-DMT detected in the urine of schizophrenics.
00:08:02.000 Whoa.
00:08:02.000 Yeah.
00:08:03.000 That totally makes sense.
00:08:05.000 Yeah.
00:08:06.000 Wow.
00:08:06.000 Yeah.
00:08:07.000 It's ridiculous.
00:08:08.000 Well, it totally makes sense if you think about it because we all have bodies, like people's bodies go haywire, you know?
00:08:14.000 Things go wrong.
00:08:15.000 I have vitiligos.
00:08:16.000 I have spots on my hand where my pigment doesn't grow anymore.
00:08:21.000 So it's like weird shit happens to bodies.
00:08:24.000 Weird shit easily could happen to your body's, your brain's ability to produce psychedelic chemicals.
00:08:31.000 Could you imagine if every day was just tripping all day long?
00:08:35.000 Like you couldn't get out of tripping?
00:08:37.000 Instead of licking frogs, you're licking this guy and paying him $20 just to get off.
00:08:43.000 What?
00:08:44.000 I don't know what you're talking about.
00:08:46.000 If your body was producing a drug, like a frog.
00:08:49.000 Oh, no, I didn't mean it that way.
00:08:51.000 You know?
00:08:52.000 Ha ha ha!
00:08:53.000 I don't think it's that way, Brian.
00:08:55.000 His body's not producing a drug he's ingesting.
00:08:57.000 His body's producing a drug internally, you silly boy.
00:09:00.000 I know, but what if he secreted it out of that?
00:09:02.000 Who the fuck is secreting?
00:09:04.000 The guy.
00:09:06.000 No, if you were producing this drug inside your body...
00:09:08.000 You are secreting it.
00:09:09.000 If you're urinating it.
00:09:10.000 Yeah, if you're urinating it.
00:09:11.000 No secretion.
00:09:12.000 And then you became a frog.
00:09:13.000 How do they get it from...
00:09:14.000 Do they actually get 5-MeO from frogs?
00:09:17.000 Can they do that?
00:09:18.000 Absolutely, yeah.
00:09:19.000 Yeah, right?
00:09:20.000 That's real, right?
00:09:20.000 And some totes, right?
00:09:22.000 Yeah, Bufo Alvarious.
00:09:23.000 Yeah.
00:09:24.000 And how do you do that?
00:09:26.000 There's different techniques for doing it.
00:09:27.000 I used to know a guy that raised Bufo Alvarious, and he lives in Boston, and his technique...
00:09:31.000 Why am I not shocked?
00:09:33.000 They have glands that just squirt it out pretty much.
00:09:36.000 Collect it.
00:09:36.000 Yeah, at least four.
00:09:38.000 Two on the neck and two on the legs.
00:09:40.000 And he would grab it by the scruff of its neck and then take a cat and show it the cat.
00:09:46.000 And it's terrified of cats.
00:09:47.000 And then that causes it to secrete the venom.
00:09:50.000 And then he would pinch all of the glands onto a glass sheet and dry it out.
00:09:55.000 Wow.
00:09:56.000 That's fucking wild.
00:09:57.000 I tell you, the secret's cat, Joe, in life.
00:09:59.000 Everything seems cat's.
00:10:00.000 We've been talking about feral cats, these cats, making drugs.
00:10:04.000 Yeah.
00:10:05.000 That's incredible.
00:10:06.000 Yeah.
00:10:06.000 So you just scrape it up and smoke it?
00:10:08.000 Yeah, but it's not just 5-MeO-DMT. There's also apparently some quantity of bufotinine and also a bunch of other things.
00:10:16.000 That's why it's not really safe to eat it.
00:10:20.000 Damn.
00:10:21.000 The things people will risk to get high.
00:10:23.000 No, no, it's actually worth checking out.
00:10:26.000 Really?
00:10:27.000 Yes.
00:10:27.000 I actually used to shop for it.
00:10:28.000 I told them before in the podcast that I was doing a lot of research and buying them in mass quantities when I lived in Ohio, I think.
00:10:36.000 Yeah, I mean, maybe invest in a few frogs and cultivate a relationship with them.
00:10:42.000 I mean, is it illegal?
00:10:43.000 It may be illegal.
00:10:45.000 5-MEO DMT was recently scheduled, so yeah.
00:10:49.000 It used to be you could get 5-MEO DMT on the internet, right?
00:10:53.000 Absolutely, yeah.
00:10:54.000 That's incredible.
00:10:55.000 They just didn't know?
00:10:57.000 I don't think it really poses that much of a risk in terms of, I doubt there's very many 5-MeO DMT hospitalizations compared to even things like LSD. It's just such a rare thing, and it lasts for such a short period of time.
00:11:11.000 You can just make it like a frog kissing booth to get around the law.
00:11:15.000 Don't say this is to lick or to get the drug off of it.
00:11:19.000 If you want this drug, you want to kiss it.
00:11:22.000 Brian, I'm going to bring you to a doctor.
00:11:25.000 Too many hits.
00:11:26.000 I'm going to bring you to a doctor and he's going to find out what the fuck is wrong with you, kid.
00:11:30.000 Too many hits.
00:11:31.000 You went too deep in the rabbit hole?
00:11:32.000 Yeah, way too deep.
00:11:33.000 Well, you know what?
00:11:34.000 When a guest like Hamilton Morris is here, I could see where you get a little carried away.
00:11:41.000 You wanted to perform on his level, right?
00:11:45.000 No, I just wanted to go to where he is.
00:11:48.000 I was playing around too much.
00:11:49.000 I was playing around too much.
00:11:50.000 You're not even a professional stoner.
00:11:52.000 You're like a professional psychoactive expert.
00:11:56.000 You're like one of those dudes who you could say, Hey, man, what is it about that lotus flower?
00:12:02.000 And you go, Oh, well, the lotus flower.
00:12:04.000 And you'll explain it perfectly.
00:12:05.000 Yeah.
00:12:06.000 How do you know so much about all this stuff?
00:12:08.000 Well, I've studied it in school for years.
00:12:10.000 I started out studying neuroscience.
00:12:13.000 Where'd you go to school?
00:12:14.000 The University of Chicago.
00:12:16.000 So was this something that was just always pulling at you, like how the mind works and various chemicals?
00:12:23.000 Yeah, not necessarily with the drug connection, but I was always interested in science and neuroscience.
00:12:29.000 And then once you understand that area of it, it becomes even more interesting.
00:12:35.000 And then also medicinal chemistry, pharmacology.
00:12:38.000 It's all interrelated.
00:12:40.000 And now how did you start putting together these videos online?
00:12:45.000 Well, I left Chicago and moved to New York, and a friend of a friend worked at Vice magazine and told the editor that I was interested both academically and in terms of writing about all these psychedelic drugs, and they wanted to do more informed drug-related content for the magazine.
00:13:02.000 So...
00:13:05.000 So they asked me to start writing a monthly column.
00:13:09.000 But Vice used to have a totally different attitude towards drugs in terms of, you know, they'd give someone an ounce of mushrooms and put them in a hotel room and just record everything they did while it was happening.
00:13:22.000 They weren't really interested in the science of it.
00:13:24.000 Not that that's a bad thing.
00:13:26.000 So they used to have that attitude?
00:13:28.000 Yeah, they used to have that attitude, and now they're more open-minded to discussing the scientific aspects.
00:13:34.000 So do you think the scientific aspects for the longest time, was it like, I think it was like maybe Hunter S. Thompson that maybe fucked a lot of people up, because his thing was just sort of take them, blast off, and enjoy the ride of it.
00:13:49.000 Yeah.
00:13:50.000 You know, and that you were kind of a fool to try to quantify it and package it all together.
00:13:54.000 Yeah.
00:13:55.000 Sure, yeah.
00:13:56.000 Do you think that that kind of mindset sometimes...
00:13:59.000 I mean, it's a fun mindset when you talk about eating some mushrooms and going to a football game.
00:14:05.000 I mean, there's some people who look down upon that, but there's other people that...
00:14:10.000 You know, that I actually enjoy doing something like that.
00:14:13.000 It's not the spiritual thing.
00:14:15.000 It's not the full-blown psychedelic connection that you can make.
00:14:20.000 Yeah, I certainly don't.
00:14:21.000 But it's fun, too, right?
00:14:22.000 Look down on that.
00:14:23.000 No, I think any way that anyone chooses to do it is perfectly fine, as long as they benefit from it and don't hurt, don't, like, stab people in the process or kill a dog or something.
00:14:33.000 If it was legal, it would be great because then you would know what everything was.
00:14:38.000 That would be the best way to deal with it.
00:14:42.000 The idea that you're just buying stuff from people you don't know.
00:14:47.000 It's so hard to cultivate a friendship where you're trusting someone to sell you something they're not supposed to be selling you.
00:14:55.000 You get into a tricky situation for both parties.
00:14:58.000 Well, even they don't know most of the time.
00:14:59.000 Yeah.
00:15:00.000 Especially with something like LSD, where who knows where it actually comes from.
00:15:03.000 With something like mushrooms, that maybe you're one degree of separation away from the source that's producing the material.
00:15:09.000 But with LSD, it could be 20 degrees of separation.
00:15:12.000 So you don't even know what it is.
00:15:14.000 You've got to be bold as fuck to eat mushrooms in the wild.
00:15:17.000 Because...
00:15:18.000 Because you're sure.
00:15:20.000 Oh, absolutely.
00:15:21.000 That's what it is.
00:15:22.000 I mean, there's a few...
00:15:23.000 Aren't there a few psychedelic mushrooms that look really similar to things that are super poisonous?
00:15:28.000 Yeah, there are.
00:15:29.000 Definitely.
00:15:29.000 Gallerina marginata.
00:15:30.000 A bunch of the Gallerina genus mushrooms look a lot like the psilocybes and are massively poisonous.
00:15:38.000 Oh, dude!
00:15:40.000 Could you imagine?
00:15:41.000 How many people have died from that?
00:15:42.000 I don't know.
00:15:43.000 That's terrifying, right?
00:15:44.000 Yeah.
00:15:45.000 Come on, camera guy.
00:15:46.000 You're in this room, dude.
00:15:47.000 You can't just observe, bro.
00:15:49.000 It's just too weird.
00:15:50.000 Have a seat, man.
00:15:51.000 Have a seat.
00:15:52.000 Sit down with us.
00:15:53.000 We gotta include your camera guy.
00:15:55.000 Otherwise, this doesn't feel organic.
00:15:57.000 It feels stared at.
00:15:58.000 Yeah.
00:16:00.000 This is Matt, everybody.
00:16:01.000 Matt, the camera guy.
00:16:02.000 He's here as well.
00:16:04.000 Because Hamilton is doing something on isolation tanks.
00:16:09.000 And we're going to check out the float lab tomorrow in Venice, where Crash, my friend Craig, aka Crash, is the mad genius, putting together the baddest float tanks in the world.
00:16:22.000 We're going to go check out his stuff and his crazy cellular influence device.
00:16:27.000 When did you first learn about flotation tanks?
00:16:29.000 Is this something that you knew for a while?
00:16:34.000 What gave you the idea to do this project?
00:16:38.000 I've always found them interesting.
00:16:40.000 I think they're pretty fascinating for anyone that's studied the history of psychedelic drugs just because John Lilly And also, at the very beginning of psychedelic research, there were always these attempts to try and isolate the experience from the environment in some way when they were trying to quantify or qualify the different effects of new drugs in the 60s.
00:17:02.000 And because it's a class that's so much based on the environment, they wanted to try and figure out a way to remove subjects from the environment and test them in some kind of unbiased setting.
00:17:13.000 And the two ways they had were Sensory deprivation tanks and these Gonsfeld devices.
00:17:19.000 Yeah.
00:17:21.000 So, we were talking about it earlier.
00:17:24.000 You've only had one sensory experience.
00:17:28.000 Yeah, and it was quite a while ago.
00:17:30.000 It sucks that it's not more readily available.
00:17:34.000 I think if you could just get into it for a little bit, if you get into a regular thing, even just once a week, it's great, man.
00:17:42.000 If you could find a place that has it.
00:17:43.000 I bet it's like a massage.
00:17:45.000 I just recently got my first massage, and I always kind of shunned it off just because it seemed weird to me.
00:17:50.000 If I got my first one, now I get it.
00:17:53.000 It's just nice relaxation.
00:17:55.000 It's not that expensive.
00:17:57.000 It's really good for you, too.
00:17:58.000 I think it's really good to have someone be affectionate to you.
00:18:01.000 Even if it's just someone rubbing you with their fingers, that's really intimate.
00:18:07.000 We're pretending that it's not sexual because it's not touching your groin.
00:18:11.000 But when some big, fat, sweaty woman who really knows how to rub a neck When she's getting in there with lotion and everything, that lady's fucking you.
00:18:21.000 She's giving you affection.
00:18:23.000 They're giving you affection.
00:18:24.000 They're rubbing your legs.
00:18:25.000 When someone's rubbing your feet, they might as well be blowing you.
00:18:28.000 When they're digging their heel into your back.
00:18:30.000 We're just little children.
00:18:31.000 We're little children to leave the genitals out of the picture.
00:18:34.000 Because that's what that person's doing.
00:18:35.000 They're being affectionate to you.
00:18:37.000 You're paying them to be ultimately affectionate to you.
00:18:41.000 Because, yeah, it works the muscles and, yeah, it increases, you know, blood flow and, yeah, it breaks up scar tissue.
00:18:47.000 It's great therapeutically, but it's also great because it's affection.
00:18:51.000 What if they, like, finished it off with, like, rocking you in a chair where they held you for, like, 20 minutes at the end and they were just, like, playing with your hair at the very end, like a baby or something?
00:19:00.000 Yeah, that would work.
00:19:02.000 You should add little bonuses like that, you know?
00:19:04.000 That's what you're into.
00:19:06.000 Extra $10, they'll do that.
00:19:07.000 Yeah.
00:19:08.000 They should do the whole thing.
00:19:10.000 I remember there was a place I used to go to and they arrested one of the dudes there because he was giving dudes massages and blowjobs.
00:19:20.000 Wow.
00:19:21.000 He was like blowing a lot of the gay guys that came in here.
00:19:24.000 And so they caught him.
00:19:25.000 They double-double.
00:19:26.000 And I'm like, look, he's just trying to make his customers happy.
00:19:29.000 Yeah.
00:19:29.000 You know, that's what his customer wanted.
00:19:32.000 Exactly.
00:19:32.000 I mean, that is what the guy wanted, and he wanted to do it, too.
00:19:35.000 Who got hurt there?
00:19:36.000 Yeah, they should have that for everything.
00:19:37.000 In the perfect world, as long as it's, like, really clear that that's what you want.
00:19:41.000 Right.
00:19:41.000 You know, because if you're, like, a straight guy, and all of a sudden he's blowing you, and you're like, dude, wrong signal.
00:19:45.000 Yeah.
00:19:45.000 But if you're a gay guy, who gives a fuck?
00:19:48.000 Really?
00:19:48.000 Are we trying to stop that?
00:19:50.000 Why are we trying to stop that, Hamilton Morris in 2012?
00:19:53.000 Why, Matt the cameraman?
00:19:55.000 Matt the cameraman?
00:19:58.000 You can talk, brother.
00:20:00.000 You're allowed to talk.
00:20:01.000 So it's crazy seeing the internet all blacked out today.
00:20:04.000 Like, say, Google and Reddit and Wikipedia.
00:20:08.000 Did you notice this?
00:20:09.000 Hamilton?
00:20:09.000 Yeah, I noticed it.
00:20:10.000 What did you think about the SOPA thing?
00:20:13.000 I haven't read enough about it.
00:20:14.000 I mean, I think it's horrifying if it is what I think it is, but I'd like to do a little more research.
00:20:21.000 You can't even read about it.
00:20:21.000 Wikipedia was blacked out.
00:20:23.000 It represents a trend.
00:20:25.000 It represents an attempt.
00:20:27.000 And whatever it is, it's trying to control or having the ability to control the internet.
00:20:32.000 But the reality is they can do that now.
00:20:35.000 If the government wanted to step in, like if you had some crazy Al-Qaeda, pro-Al-Qaeda website up, they could shut you down.
00:20:43.000 Trust me, it's not going to do anything but create an underground tunnel that we're all going to use and it's going to be really...
00:20:49.000 You're going to lose against the internet if you tried to do this anyway.
00:20:54.000 If you tried to start banning websites.
00:20:55.000 If you tried to start monitoring people.
00:20:58.000 They're...
00:20:58.000 The internet will find a hack for it, just like they do every single iPhone a day before it's released.
00:21:04.000 Maybe.
00:21:05.000 I don't know.
00:21:06.000 Who's they?
00:21:07.000 Who's ultimately going to be in control of it?
00:21:10.000 Is that what's going on?
00:21:12.000 I don't think there's a they.
00:21:14.000 I think what's happening is people are realizing as more people get more access to information, That they're not buying the bullshit anymore.
00:21:22.000 And the only way to stop that is you're going to have to limit their access to information.
00:21:27.000 You're going to have to be able to control them.
00:21:28.000 You're going to have to be able to somehow or another box them up.
00:21:31.000 You're going to have to be able to somehow...
00:21:32.000 The trend is giving information freely through these fucking cell phones.
00:21:37.000 Wireless internet connections, and they're coordinating meetings, and people are setting things up, and they can't stop it.
00:21:43.000 They can't control it.
00:21:44.000 And that's driving them crazy.
00:21:45.000 But they can also work through the system.
00:21:47.000 When you think about how many Wikipedia entries are written by the pharmaceutical companies, how much Wikipedia material is actually advertising in one way or another.
00:21:55.000 Is it really?
00:21:56.000 I mean, of course, if anyone can edit it, who wouldn't take advantage of that incredible resource?
00:22:00.000 Yeah, I would imagine.
00:22:01.000 I mean, it's not all good.
00:22:03.000 It's not perfect.
00:22:05.000 But it's the best way.
00:22:06.000 The best way is let the internet sort it out.
00:22:09.000 The best way is not that government controls the internet.
00:22:11.000 That's the worst way.
00:22:13.000 That's the worst way possible.
00:22:14.000 A bunch of people are willing to go to war.
00:22:17.000 They get to control the internet.
00:22:18.000 Fuck you!
00:22:19.000 No, you don't.
00:22:20.000 That's crazy.
00:22:21.000 You fucking resource hogs.
00:22:23.000 You can't control the internet too.
00:22:26.000 Jesus Christ.
00:22:27.000 You know, you're stealing minerals in Africa and stealing oil in the Middle East and trying to jack the internet.
00:22:35.000 To the same motherfuckers.
00:22:37.000 Goddammit, Brian!
00:22:38.000 I blacked out my website today.
00:22:39.000 Did you?
00:22:40.000 Yeah.
00:22:40.000 Really?
00:22:41.000 Yeah.
00:22:41.000 I don't know how to do that.
00:22:42.000 Yeah, I did it really poorly and quick.
00:22:44.000 I just changed the logo and made all the text gray, dark gray.
00:22:47.000 Do you feel like you're a part of a movement now?
00:22:49.000 Yeah.
00:22:50.000 I feel like I've accomplished something.
00:22:51.000 I feel a little left out.
00:22:53.000 I feel a little left out.
00:22:54.000 Well, NBC would probably be pissed off at you if you did that, probably.
00:22:57.000 If I blacked out my shit?
00:22:58.000 Yeah, because, I mean, the people backing SOPA is all the big media giants, you know?
00:23:02.000 All the darlings that want to...
00:23:05.000 Google's not backing me.
00:23:07.000 Wikipedia is not back then?
00:23:09.000 No, I mean entertainment.
00:23:09.000 Oh, okay.
00:23:10.000 You mean like Disney and shit like that?
00:23:12.000 Disney and NBC. Well, yeah, I guess they would be the ones who could benefit from a crackdown.
00:23:17.000 You've got to think about how much money has been lost.
00:23:20.000 Now, here's my question.
00:23:22.000 A lot of people have gotten things that they didn't deserve because they kind of downloaded them illegally maybe, but how much money was lost Was there really any money lost?
00:23:36.000 I wonder.
00:23:37.000 I wonder if it didn't exist.
00:23:41.000 Would those people have gone out and bought it?
00:23:42.000 Is that what you're saying?
00:23:43.000 Or would you say maybe they just downloaded it on a whim?
00:23:46.000 And maybe if they like it, they might tell somebody else and maybe somebody else might buy it.
00:23:50.000 It's possible that it's not causing any loss.
00:23:53.000 I mean, I don't know.
00:23:55.000 It's definitely a loss.
00:23:56.000 I mean, if you go to a movie theater nowadays, it's not like it used to be.
00:24:00.000 You think people are downloading shit?
00:24:01.000 You think that's what's going on for real?
00:24:03.000 Hey, I hate to admit it, I used to do it.
00:24:06.000 I downloaded every single movie, allegedly, that came out that weekend.
00:24:10.000 Don't say this online.
00:24:12.000 I mean, I might be playing a character.
00:24:13.000 Don't say this online.
00:24:14.000 I'm glad you're playing a character.
00:24:15.000 Your character's an idiot.
00:24:17.000 I'm just acting like a typical guy on the internet, you know?
00:24:20.000 Okay, yeah.
00:24:21.000 I hear what you're saying.
00:24:23.000 I don't think it's...
00:24:24.000 But now I don't do that shit.
00:24:25.000 I don't think it's that.
00:24:26.000 I think if the movie theaters are empty, it's because of the economy, A, and because of...
00:24:31.000 The movies suck, B. A lot of movies suck.
00:24:35.000 Yeah.
00:24:35.000 It's hard to find good movies.
00:24:36.000 And that's the problem.
00:24:37.000 It's weird going to the movies nowadays and taking a girl on a date and spending $80.
00:24:43.000 It's like, wait a second, what happened to $6 movie tickets instead of $20 movie tickets?
00:24:48.000 It's called inflation, bitch.
00:24:49.000 Yeah, it's Catch up.
00:24:50.000 I know, but that's one of the reasons.
00:24:51.000 There's a movie theater that's in Pasadena by the Ice House that we walked by.
00:24:55.000 And yeah, the movies were like one or two weeks old.
00:24:57.000 They weren't first week movies, but they weren't old yet.
00:24:59.000 And they were like, I think, $3 tickets.
00:25:02.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:25:02.000 That place is cool.
00:25:03.000 What's the name of that place?
00:25:04.000 I can't remember.
00:25:05.000 It's off of Colorado.
00:25:06.000 I love when you find a place like that.
00:25:08.000 It does something cool like that.
00:25:10.000 A place like just slightly old movies, really cheap.
00:25:14.000 Super cheap.
00:25:14.000 That's how it should be.
00:25:15.000 I can wait.
00:25:17.000 I'll wait.
00:25:17.000 I'll support your cool business.
00:25:19.000 And it's kind of a retro movie theater.
00:25:20.000 It's not new at all.
00:25:21.000 It's old school, what you remember in the 80s when E.T. came out.
00:25:24.000 And you're like, ooh.
00:25:25.000 Coolest movie experience ever, man.
00:25:27.000 We were playing at the Houston Laugh Stop.
00:25:30.000 And what was that stupid movie that they made about some kids in the woods?
00:25:35.000 It was like looking for a witch.
00:25:38.000 Blair Witch?
00:25:39.000 Blair Witch Project.
00:25:40.000 Yeah.
00:25:40.000 Right?
00:25:41.000 Isn't that it?
00:25:41.000 Yeah.
00:25:42.000 Is that it?
00:25:42.000 It was like a fake documentary style?
00:25:44.000 Yeah, Blair Witch.
00:25:45.000 Yeah, me and Chris McGuire watched that.
00:25:48.000 These guys came down to the show, and then afterwards, one of them worked at a movie theater.
00:25:52.000 And he said, you guys want to go see the Blair Witch Project?
00:25:55.000 Like, right now?
00:25:55.000 Just us?
00:25:56.000 I was like, oh, shit!
00:25:58.000 So it was me and him and my buddy Chris and a couple of his friends, and we just, alone in the theater, he turned the thing on.
00:26:05.000 Like, he literally had the keys.
00:26:07.000 And we watched the Blair Witch Project alone.
00:26:09.000 Wow.
00:26:10.000 It was fucking awesome.
00:26:11.000 It's like the only way to watch that thing.
00:26:12.000 It was the perfect way to watch that movie.
00:26:15.000 And then I tried to watch it again and it was fucking terrible.
00:26:17.000 The second time it was terrible.
00:26:19.000 I tried to like, I don't know, recreate the moment.
00:26:22.000 Did you hear that McDonald's has to now put up signs saying that their french fries cause cancer?
00:26:27.000 Whoa.
00:26:27.000 Yeah.
00:26:29.000 It's something that's in french fries, potato chips, coffee, cigarettes.
00:26:33.000 The chemical is produced through the browning process.
00:26:36.000 You know, like when they put the fries in the fryer.
00:26:40.000 It causes cancer, the browning process of the oils that are in it or whatever.
00:26:46.000 So they have to put up signs.
00:26:48.000 And I guess there's ways around it.
00:26:50.000 They don't have to do the browning process, or they could do it the baking process.
00:26:55.000 But that, of course, would take long.
00:26:57.000 The thing with fries, it probably makes it super quick.
00:27:00.000 It's interesting that it's the browning process, and it kind of makes sense because they say that if you eat meat and you eat it well done, like the carbon on the outside, it's really not good.
00:27:10.000 It's like the black shit that people love, the crispy outside.
00:27:15.000 Right.
00:27:15.000 That's like really bad for you.
00:27:17.000 Yeah.
00:27:17.000 That's the worst part.
00:27:18.000 Yeah.
00:27:19.000 Right?
00:27:19.000 I think it is, yeah.
00:27:20.000 How fucking weird are people, man?
00:27:22.000 They're so delicious.
00:27:23.000 That's the best tasting cancer ever.
00:27:26.000 Would you say that's the best tasting cancer?
00:27:27.000 Oh, by the way, a lot of people got mad at us because of this last podcast.
00:27:31.000 I had a fucking bunch of annoyed people with me on Twitter.
00:27:35.000 Why?
00:27:36.000 I don't know, man.
00:27:37.000 There was a couple people that were annoyed that were vegans, and one guy I might have overreacted to, because I just get tired of people with their hashtag, I'm vegan, like they say something, and they go, I'm vegan.
00:27:47.000 He was saying, because we were talking about animals getting killed in processing plants, and it does happen, you know, groundhogs and all kinds of animals die.
00:27:59.000 When you buy plants from a store, unless you've got your own organic setup and you're doing it all yourself, chances are in the harvesting of the plants, some animals are going to die, unfortunately.
00:28:10.000 Maybe even more.
00:28:11.000 What's that?
00:28:12.000 Maybe even more.
00:28:12.000 I don't know if it's more.
00:28:14.000 But it's different.
00:28:14.000 It's different.
00:28:15.000 It's like mice.
00:28:16.000 The area is going to be devastated unless you have some really good setup or it's great composting.
00:28:27.000 Unless you're doing it all yourself for your own food.
00:28:30.000 If you're doing it all yourself for your own food, that's one thing.
00:28:32.000 But if you're buying some shit from Whole Foods or from wherever, it's coming from a farm somewhere, even if it's organically grown, you don't think some animals are getting jacked?
00:28:39.000 They're getting fucked up.
00:28:41.000 There's an article about how in Australia, at least, it's a greater total loss of life, but it's a different type of life if you're a vegetarian than if you're an omnivore because of all the mice that are killed in the process of harvesting grains.
00:28:56.000 But, I don't know.
00:28:57.000 It totally makes sense.
00:28:59.000 But, you know, I don't...
00:29:02.000 I don't think...
00:29:03.000 Vegans are ridiculous.
00:29:04.000 Well, they're not ridiculous.
00:29:05.000 They're sensitive people.
00:29:06.000 And I can understand and appreciate it.
00:29:09.000 Excuse me.
00:29:09.000 I can understand and appreciate it.
00:29:11.000 But it's just...
00:29:13.000 It gets annoying that I'm vegan.
00:29:15.000 You know, it's like...
00:29:16.000 There's a self-righteous air to it.
00:29:19.000 And there's a weird thing that it's okay to eat some living things.
00:29:23.000 It's okay to kill trees.
00:29:25.000 It's okay to kill plants.
00:29:26.000 It's okay to kill fruit and vegetables.
00:29:28.000 It's okay to kill that.
00:29:29.000 You can chop that fucking lettuce right out of the ground and it's dead.
00:29:34.000 And then you eat it.
00:29:35.000 That's okay.
00:29:36.000 But it's not okay to kill an animal.
00:29:39.000 When do you draw a line?
00:29:41.000 Is there any distinction?
00:29:42.000 What if the animal was just meat?
00:29:43.000 It was just meat with a heartbeat, and it couldn't think, and it just sat there.
00:29:47.000 If it didn't have a brain.
00:29:47.000 If you didn't need it, somebody else would.
00:29:49.000 Is that okay?
00:29:50.000 At what point is it okay to eat an animal?
00:29:54.000 Another life form?
00:29:56.000 Only stuff that can't move.
00:29:59.000 Only stuff that can't scream.
00:30:01.000 Forget even responding to that, because who cares what other people eat and what their views on eating meat are?
00:30:07.000 That's silly.
00:30:08.000 No, I think there's a certain cruelty associated with factory farming, and I agree with that.
00:30:12.000 It's gross.
00:30:13.000 It's horrific.
00:30:15.000 I try to avoid cheeseburgers, except In-N-Out.
00:30:21.000 In-N-Out's pretty fucking spectacular.
00:30:23.000 Yeah.
00:30:23.000 Five Guys Burgers.
00:30:24.000 I hope those cows were treated well.
00:30:26.000 If I had known they were treated well, I'd feel much better about it.
00:30:29.000 But, you know, the reality of, you know, you buy a Kentucky Fried Chicken or you buy any sort of, you know, meat product from any fast food, anything, you're buying something that did not live a happy life.
00:30:40.000 Right.
00:30:41.000 You know, it's going to be the cheapest meat they can possibly get you.
00:30:44.000 Right?
00:30:44.000 I mean, isn't it?
00:30:45.000 I don't know.
00:30:47.000 Half of it's fiberglass, right?
00:30:49.000 Like, look at Taco Bell's meat.
00:30:51.000 I don't think, you know, I don't think vegans are silly.
00:30:55.000 I just, I don't agree with it.
00:30:57.000 I don't agree with it, and I don't think we should be...
00:31:02.000 I don't think we should be treating animals the way we treat people.
00:31:05.000 I think we should be kind to everything we can be kind to.
00:31:09.000 I definitely think factory farming is fucked, but I think regular farming is pretty goddamn natural.
00:31:15.000 I mean, it's what people have been doing forever.
00:31:17.000 As long as you're not abusing the animals, it's what people have been doing for forever.
00:31:21.000 And those animals, I mean...
00:31:24.000 Who's to say that you're not supposed to take out cows?
00:31:26.000 That's silly to me.
00:31:28.000 Someone's going to take them out.
00:31:29.000 Is it a jaguar?
00:31:30.000 If a jaguar doesn't take them out, can people take the cow out?
00:31:32.000 we can't you're talking about extremeness though most people don't believe that even even most like normal anti-cruelty animal you know companies or whatever they're called charities uh uh even them uh they still believe in you know humane killing of animals you know But what you're talking about is people that are just like nothing.
00:31:53.000 Well, there's definitely grades, right?
00:31:55.000 Yeah.
00:31:55.000 And that's only a small amount of the people, Joe.
00:31:58.000 You're talking about the three Twitter followers or whatever that are...
00:32:01.000 But it's a significant chunk of the population, I think.
00:32:04.000 There's a lot of people that are really upset at any idea of any cruelty whatsoever to animals.
00:32:08.000 And you know what, man?
00:32:09.000 It's because they love their animals.
00:32:10.000 I totally get that.
00:32:12.000 They love their animals.
00:32:13.000 And I totally get loving wildlife.
00:32:16.000 But, you know, the idea that they're going to live forever if you don't eat them?
00:32:21.000 Like, what the fuck's happening here?
00:32:22.000 Don't eat animals ever?
00:32:24.000 Okay.
00:32:25.000 Who's going to eat them then?
00:32:26.000 Block them.
00:32:27.000 What the fuck's going to happen here?
00:32:28.000 Block these people.
00:32:28.000 Are you going to go around gelding them?
00:32:30.000 Are you going to make sure these elk don't fuck?
00:32:32.000 Because otherwise they're going to be everywhere.
00:32:36.000 There's a town in Colorado called Evergreen.
00:32:40.000 Beautiful, beautiful place.
00:32:42.000 It's amazing.
00:32:42.000 It's up in the mountains.
00:32:46.000 There's a certain part of town where you can't go anywhere.
00:32:50.000 During certain migrations, because the elks will just walk down the main street.
00:32:56.000 It's fucking amazing!
00:32:58.000 There's like a hundred elk.
00:33:00.000 There's a photo of them.
00:33:01.000 And there's like a herd of them.
00:33:03.000 And they're walking down the middle of the street.
00:33:05.000 It's like, wow!
00:33:07.000 What a crazy place where you live, man.
00:33:11.000 A herd of elk just walked...
00:33:13.000 If it wasn't for people shooting those elk, the herd would be 200 the next year.
00:33:18.000 It'd be 300. There's not enough predators.
00:33:20.000 Unless you want more mountain lions, unless you want to start bringing mountain lions into your daily equation, you've got to do something to get rid of those elk.
00:33:27.000 They have to shoot those fucking things.
00:33:29.000 If we want to live there, you're going to have to shoot them.
00:33:32.000 Deer are fucking terrifying.
00:33:33.000 Have you ever been in a place where deer are super plentiful and you can't drive safe?
00:33:38.000 Yeah, Ohio.
00:33:39.000 It's ridiculous.
00:33:40.000 There's deer flying all over the place.
00:33:44.000 Normally, I would wake up at my dad's house when I lived at my dad's house and see a deer every week.
00:33:49.000 I would see a couple in my backyard.
00:33:50.000 Yeah, and if you're driving home at night, that's when it's scary.
00:33:53.000 Yeah, and the main streets are right next to my dad's neighborhood.
00:33:55.000 So, I mean, obviously, that's dangerous.
00:33:58.000 Yeah, somebody's got to eat them.
00:34:00.000 You've got to eat more of those.
00:34:01.000 Yeah.
00:34:01.000 I've never actually had deer.
00:34:03.000 I've never had any of that craziness.
00:34:04.000 You've never?
00:34:05.000 No.
00:34:06.000 Hamilton, are you a vegetarian or anything?
00:34:07.000 I am, yeah.
00:34:08.000 How long have you been a vegetarian?
00:34:11.000 Since 2009. But I eat meat occasionally.
00:34:15.000 Is it a health choice?
00:34:17.000 I think it just generally encourages me to be more conscious of what I'm eating, because otherwise I'm more inclined to eat just gross fast food and things like that.
00:34:27.000 And I think my diet's improved enormously since I became a vegetarian.
00:34:33.000 Yeah, the more plant matter you can get in, it seems like you just feel better.
00:34:37.000 You feel healthier.
00:34:38.000 But goddamn meat is delicious.
00:34:40.000 I eat fish occasionally.
00:34:41.000 Do you?
00:34:42.000 No red meat or anything along those lines.
00:34:44.000 I have my theory.
00:34:47.000 I've said it before, that the stuff that's the quickest is the best for you.
00:34:52.000 Like deer.
00:34:52.000 Deer's really good for you because they're hard to get.
00:34:55.000 Those motherfuckers, they run because they get really good meat.
00:34:59.000 Cows.
00:35:00.000 It's a pretty good meat.
00:35:01.000 What's cheetah taste like?
00:35:02.000 I don't know.
00:35:03.000 Because it has to be the best.
00:35:04.000 But that's who it's delicious.
00:35:06.000 Imagine, you get a cheetah burger.
00:35:08.000 Oh, damn.
00:35:09.000 People would be like, no, don't eat a cat.
00:35:12.000 Yeah.
00:35:12.000 Isn't that funny?
00:35:12.000 Cats will eat you, but nobody wants you to eat a cat.
00:35:15.000 You can't go hunting tigers and eat the tiger.
00:35:18.000 Like, what if tiger meat was fucking delicious?
00:35:20.000 People would be like, you dick.
00:35:22.000 But meanwhile, that tiger would hunt you.
00:35:23.000 Yeah.
00:35:24.000 You dummy.
00:35:28.000 I'm not saying tigers should be extinct.
00:35:30.000 I'm saying if I lived in India, I would think tigers should be extinct.
00:35:34.000 Not necessarily, but definitely if I lived in the Sunderbands.
00:35:38.000 I say leave cats alone.
00:35:40.000 What about big ones, man?
00:35:41.000 Nah, leave them alone.
00:35:42.000 Fuck that, bro.
00:35:44.000 You ever see a real one?
00:35:45.000 You just have, like, a cat thing that you would have to do if tigers are about to attack.
00:35:49.000 You just throw, like, a piece of paper the other direction and run, you know, or something like that.
00:35:53.000 Yeah, that would work.
00:35:54.000 You know, It probably does.
00:35:55.000 There's probably in their instinct that they will do that.
00:35:59.000 Yeah, I wonder if there's any people that's ever tried that.
00:36:01.000 Dude, I can't even believe you're asking that question on the internet.
00:36:04.000 Well, I mean, it might be DNA stuff.
00:36:06.000 It might be you got too high before this show.
00:36:09.000 Just throw a red ball when a lion's coming at you to see what happens.
00:36:12.000 Hamilton Morris, this is a ridiculous show I brought you on to.
00:36:15.000 I apologize.
00:36:18.000 But then again, I don't.
00:36:20.000 It's fun.
00:36:21.000 I'm just kidding.
00:36:23.000 So, you've been doing this Vice.com thing for how long, man?
00:36:30.000 Since about 2007, 2008. Is that full-time your thing?
00:36:34.000 No, I work for other magazines as well.
00:36:39.000 Writing and stuff like that?
00:36:40.000 Yeah, writing.
00:36:41.000 For Harper's as well.
00:36:43.000 But Vice is the main.
00:36:44.000 What was it like when you sat down with that Shulgin character?
00:36:51.000 What is that guy's name?
00:36:52.000 Alexander Shulgin.
00:36:53.000 Yeah, and he's like some crazy super chemist dude, right?
00:36:57.000 Yeah, he's really brilliant.
00:36:58.000 Yeah, that was an amazing interview, dude.
00:37:00.000 Yeah, and that was really difficult.
00:37:02.000 You know, people kept writing me saying, oh, you're so lucky, you're so lucky.
00:37:05.000 But it was incredibly difficult to get that interview with him, and it took years.
00:37:10.000 So it wasn't like a luck thing.
00:37:11.000 Like, Vibe was like, hey, we found a kooky guy for you to interview.
00:37:14.000 Go visit him.
00:37:14.000 I had to...
00:37:15.000 I'd actually been to his house a couple times beforehand and I had to be vetted by his family and all these things because a lot of people don't understand what he does and he's harassed by people.
00:37:28.000 There's this ridiculous idea that inventors are somehow responsible for what is done with their creations so people think that if somebody dies of an MDMA overdose that he is somehow responsible for it which is of course totally ridiculous.
00:37:41.000 Wow.
00:37:42.000 But you know that mentality.
00:37:44.000 Yeah, there is that mentality, which is pretty silly.
00:37:47.000 You know, the legalization of any of this stuff would require people to go over dosages and be scientific about it.
00:37:54.000 And if any of this stuff was legal, you know, look at if it was legal if you could just be prescribed.
00:38:00.000 If you could have a doctor that would say, you know, you're pretty sane.
00:38:03.000 I think you could handle ecstasy.
00:38:05.000 So he prescribes you a little ecstasy.
00:38:07.000 Go have a party this weekend, you know?
00:38:09.000 Yeah.
00:38:10.000 Well, I don't know about that, but I think using it as an adjunct to psychotherapy is not that far away.
00:38:15.000 Well, do you think so?
00:38:16.000 You really think they're going to accept that?
00:38:18.000 They're certainly trying to.
00:38:19.000 The organization MAPS, that's pretty much what they do.
00:38:23.000 Yeah, I've read that they've made great strides with people as well with post-traumatic stress disorder.
00:38:28.000 Yeah, which is not surprising.
00:38:29.000 I mean, I think a lot of the stuff that MAPS does is just proving these things that most people understand intuitively, but it has to be demonstrated in a rigorous scientific fashion before any regulatory authorities will accept it.
00:38:40.000 Yeah, wow.
00:38:42.000 It would really help a lot.
00:38:44.000 No doubt about it.
00:38:45.000 It would restructure society.
00:38:47.000 If people were allowed free use of psychedelics, everyone looks at it as such a frivolous issue.
00:38:53.000 It's so silly.
00:38:55.000 Why even concentrate on such things?
00:38:57.000 What are you trying to do?
00:38:58.000 Are you trying to get high?
00:38:59.000 If you talk to most people about psychedelics, you feel like you're stuck in a 1950s movie.
00:39:03.000 What are you trying to do with your life, kid?
00:39:05.000 What do you want to do?
00:39:06.000 Mess with those mushrooms?
00:39:07.000 Put that stuff down.
00:39:08.000 Get yourself square.
00:39:10.000 Get on a straight and narrow.
00:39:12.000 Put the mushrooms down, boy.
00:39:15.000 Yeah.
00:39:16.000 Isn't it?
00:39:17.000 I mean, doesn't it seem like that?
00:39:18.000 It's not a subject that's easy to be approached seriously with adults.
00:39:23.000 There's not a lot of them that'll engage you in it.
00:39:25.000 In the regular world, you want to talk seriously about psychedelics and seriously about positive effects of them and mushrooms?
00:39:33.000 Who wants to talk to you about that stuff?
00:39:35.000 Yeah, I mean, now most of it has to be shrouded in scientific research.
00:39:39.000 What if you were working for an insurance company, and you were like one of their top sales guys, but you're running around the office telling everybody they gotta do acid?
00:39:47.000 You know?
00:39:49.000 Yeah.
00:39:50.000 I guess I don't even really know what public perceptions...
00:39:54.000 I mean, I have an idea, but it's so hard for me to go and to really understand what it would be like in middle America or something if you worked at just an insurance office.
00:40:01.000 Well, I think it's different now everywhere because of the internet.
00:40:04.000 I don't think there is necessarily a middle America that's the same middle America.
00:40:09.000 There were some innocent parts of the country or countries where things were a little quieter or slower.
00:40:16.000 But I think because of the access to information that people have today, I don't...
00:40:20.000 Kids can learn a lot of shit online.
00:40:23.000 And even if their environment sucks, they can develop and be engulfed in whole communities online.
00:40:29.000 And they can evolve, like, so much quicker.
00:40:32.000 So this is like groups of people that evolve, like, in small towns now that wouldn't have existed two, three decades before.
00:40:39.000 You know?
00:40:42.000 I think that's one of the big differences between now and...
00:40:48.000 I try to think about what it must have been like to be my parents, to grow up.
00:40:53.000 The internet doesn't come along until you're way too old.
00:40:56.000 You're barely getting into it.
00:40:58.000 You just go on CNN.com and check things.
00:41:01.000 Libraries were the big thing.
00:41:02.000 I remember going to the library all the fucking time.
00:41:05.000 That was the cool thing to do.
00:41:07.000 Rent a movie, go get a book.
00:41:09.000 Libraries must be fucking hurting right now.
00:41:12.000 Yeah.
00:41:12.000 No, no.
00:41:13.000 No?
00:41:14.000 They're not doing as well as they've been doing before.
00:41:16.000 I know.
00:41:17.000 Do you think the libraries are doing great?
00:41:19.000 I think so.
00:41:20.000 Really?
00:41:20.000 Yeah.
00:41:21.000 I would just think that it's easier to get information without going to the library now.
00:41:25.000 Yeah, my mom doesn't even go to the library anymore and she would go like multiple times.
00:41:28.000 Most people have access to a computer.
00:41:29.000 Yeah, but then there's all these subscription-only services that are too expensive for people that are individuals to use.
00:41:35.000 So it's like, if you want to use Factiva or SciFinder or LexisNexis or any of these databases, scientific databases, you have to go to a library to use that.
00:41:44.000 Oh, right, right, of course.
00:41:45.000 So they're always going to exist in some form.
00:41:47.000 Yeah, it would be too expensive otherwise.
00:41:49.000 Reading books is a different experience than reading a Kindle.
00:41:53.000 I don't know why, man.
00:41:54.000 I don't know why.
00:41:56.000 Well, yeah, it's kind of better.
00:41:58.000 I don't know why, though.
00:41:59.000 I don't know why I like turning pages.
00:42:02.000 I don't know why I feel like I've actually got it with me.
00:42:05.000 I think it's softer.
00:42:05.000 I think once the technology gets up, which already is here, but once the technology gets up, you can kind of feel it like a cottony feel.
00:42:13.000 I use a Kindle.
00:42:15.000 I use a Kindle.
00:42:16.000 I mean, I do have one of those things, but if I had to choose between that, like if I had the book and it was on the Kindle, I would take the book with me.
00:42:24.000 I don't know why.
00:42:24.000 Do you smell your books before you read them?
00:42:26.000 No.
00:42:27.000 You never smell your book before?
00:42:29.000 Do you ever smell your book?
00:42:31.000 I haven't smelled books before, yeah.
00:42:33.000 I like that.
00:42:34.000 I shouldn't say I've never smelled like that.
00:42:37.000 I like to smell what I'm reading.
00:42:40.000 I probably have.
00:42:41.000 It's cool.
00:42:42.000 Until Kindle has that ability to hold in your hand and it's its own thing.
00:42:47.000 That book was great and it smells a little weird.
00:42:49.000 Until it has that kind of real feeling to it.
00:42:52.000 Because right now it's just like you're looking at a piece of glass.
00:42:54.000 Words are on the screen.
00:42:56.000 You disconnect from that.
00:42:57.000 The last used book that I bought was The Sacred Mushroom and the Cross.
00:43:01.000 It was the only way to buy it.
00:43:02.000 It was used until Jan Irvin just re-released it.
00:43:07.000 You've read that, right?
00:43:09.000 I am familiar with it.
00:43:10.000 I've read part of it.
00:43:11.000 I haven't read it cover to cover.
00:43:12.000 And I've read part of the second book as well.
00:43:14.000 What was that?
00:43:16.000 It's like The End of the Road, or something like that.
00:43:18.000 It was The Sacred Mushroom on the Cross, and then there was the other one.
00:43:21.000 God damn it.
00:43:22.000 Turn Back Time?
00:43:24.000 Something in the...
00:43:25.000 Dead Sea Scrolls and the Christian Myth?
00:43:28.000 Something along those lines.
00:43:29.000 Yeah, he had a whole career before Sacred Mushroom on the Cross.
00:43:32.000 It's just a Bible scholar.
00:43:35.000 Yeah, that's the idea.
00:43:37.000 And that he was the only one who believed that it was all about mushrooms.
00:43:41.000 That the entire, the Christian religion, like a big part of it was about fertility rituals and mushrooms.
00:43:50.000 Yeah, but even that's, you know, I don't know if you're familiar with the book Shroom by Andy Lettner.
00:43:56.000 No, what's that?
00:43:57.000 Oh, it's good.
00:43:57.000 You should definitely check it out.
00:43:59.000 Shroom.
00:43:59.000 Yeah, it's a pretty impressive piece of research.
00:44:02.000 But he, in the book, he goes through all these different mushroom myths, but he talks about the sacred mushroom on the cross and claims that Allegro never even believed that, but that he was just so...
00:44:12.000 He hated Christianity so much at that point in his career that he just was looking for some way to disprove it or dismiss it or make it look ridiculous in the public eye.
00:44:22.000 Whoa!
00:44:22.000 That's awesome.
00:44:23.000 If that's true, holy shit.
00:44:26.000 Damn.
00:44:27.000 Part of me doesn't want it to be true because it's such a great story.
00:44:30.000 I really wish you could say, look, dude, the Bible was about dudes tripping on mushrooms.
00:44:34.000 And I really wish you could say that.
00:44:36.000 And that's what Rick Strassman is trying to do now, at least with the Old Testament and DMT. Really?
00:44:41.000 What is he saying?
00:44:43.000 I saw him speak relatively recently, and he said that his new career goal is to go through all of the Old Testament looking for instances of altered states of consciousness that might be indicative of some kind of a DMT-type experience.
00:44:57.000 Whoa.
00:44:58.000 Yeah.
00:45:00.000 Yeah, recently there was some guy, a scholar from Jerusalem that was proposing that about Moses, and Moses' encounter with the burning bush might have been some reference to the acacia bush, which is a very high DMT content.
00:45:20.000 Right, absolutely, yeah.
00:45:21.000 That's how he saw God.
00:45:23.000 Yeah.
00:45:23.000 He's like a legit scholar.
00:45:25.000 I forget the gentleman's name.
00:45:27.000 But he was a legit scholar who was bringing up this connection to possibly psychedelic experiences.
00:45:33.000 Yeah, and then I've also heard a theory that the Ark of the Covenant was a meth lab.
00:45:41.000 That's awesome.
00:45:42.000 That's a fucking great quote.
00:45:44.000 That's the kind of quote you hear and you go, damn, I wish I wrote that.
00:45:47.000 Yeah.
00:45:48.000 The Ark of the Covenant's a meth lab.
00:45:50.000 Do you ever hear those people that believe the Ark of the Covenant actually exists?
00:45:54.000 And it's in...
00:45:55.000 What part of Africa is it?
00:45:57.000 I don't know.
00:45:58.000 I only know about it through Indiana Jones.
00:46:00.000 Yeah, I've seen the photo of that temple in Africa.
00:46:02.000 Is it Ethiopia?
00:46:03.000 Is it Ethiopia?
00:46:05.000 I can't remember.
00:46:07.000 Graham Hancock was one of the guys who got him interested in these alternative views of history.
00:46:14.000 I believe it was Ethiopia.
00:46:17.000 And they have this area that's guarded, and these monks that's guarded.
00:46:22.000 Right, and they supposedly have like a 20-year lifespan because the radiation is so powerful.
00:46:29.000 It's so sexy.
00:46:30.000 You wish it was true.
00:46:32.000 I don't know if it's true, but I don't want anybody to disprove it.
00:46:37.000 I think it's been investigated.
00:46:38.000 I think the Discovery Channel or someone did a special one.
00:46:40.000 If they haven't, I wanted to do a VBS thing.
00:46:42.000 What Hancock had said was that no one was ever allowed to get anywhere even close.
00:46:47.000 Maybe that's possible.
00:46:48.000 That's what he said.
00:46:49.000 There's a map of it on Indiana Jones, too, during one of the cutaway scenes where she was like the plane, you know, the dotted line.
00:46:55.000 Just find it through there.
00:46:57.000 I don't think it works that way, kid.
00:46:59.000 He just completely interrupted my train of thought.
00:47:02.000 I don't know where I'm going now.
00:47:04.000 You know Yin Ling?
00:47:05.000 Have you ever heard of Yin Ling?
00:47:07.000 What is Yin Ling?
00:47:07.000 It's America's oldest brewery, and it's in Pennsylvania.
00:47:11.000 And it used to be this beer that living in Ohio, people I know would go to and stock up with truckfuls just so they could have it for like a year.
00:47:20.000 Why?
00:47:21.000 Because it's really good.
00:47:22.000 It really is.
00:47:23.000 It's older than Budweiser.
00:47:25.000 Budweiser came out, supposedly stole their Eagle logo.
00:47:28.000 Is this a new sponsor?
00:47:29.000 No, no, no.
00:47:31.000 You can't even buy it here in California.
00:47:32.000 So they stole the Eagle, Budweiser stole the Eagle and used it in their logo.
00:47:38.000 And now YinLang decided to come to Ohio.
00:47:41.000 The first week, sold out the entire iPod style.
00:47:45.000 They had to build a whole new thing on their factory just for Ohio.
00:47:49.000 Now, because I had, and everywhere you went, beer, that's all everyone served.
00:47:54.000 Everyone was drinking that.
00:47:55.000 It was like the craziest thing seeing in Ohio when I went back home.
00:47:58.000 Everybody was drinking this beer.
00:47:59.000 And it's fucking pretty good for just like a shitty, cheap, light beer.
00:48:03.000 But everybody was drinking.
00:48:04.000 That's how bad Ohio sucks.
00:48:06.000 They get excited about some shit beer.
00:48:08.000 Budweiser's hurting, though, from it.
00:48:09.000 They get so fired up, and they band together to support some shit beer.
00:48:13.000 Budweiser's hurting from it.
00:48:14.000 How bad is that beer?
00:48:15.000 It's really good.
00:48:16.000 Come on, Sam.
00:48:17.000 I wish I could give you some, man.
00:48:19.000 You could probably get in Chicago.
00:48:20.000 No, you probably can't get in Chicago.
00:48:21.000 I like Sam Adams.
00:48:21.000 Is it like that?
00:48:23.000 Yeah, they have different kinds.
00:48:25.000 They have lights.
00:48:25.000 They have lagers.
00:48:26.000 I mean, it's really good.
00:48:27.000 Do you work for them?
00:48:28.000 No, but it's the oldest brewery.
00:48:30.000 It has to be the best.
00:48:30.000 They're the first one.
00:48:32.000 I don't know what's going on here.
00:48:34.000 I think he's broken into an impromptu commercial.
00:48:36.000 No, you'd like it.
00:48:37.000 Try it.
00:48:37.000 If you ever get the chance.
00:48:39.000 Pennsylvania.
00:48:40.000 If I find out this is an impromptu commercial.
00:48:42.000 It's not.
00:48:44.000 I swear to God.
00:48:46.000 Here it is.
00:48:46.000 Get the fuck out of here.
00:48:47.000 Don't play anything for me.
00:48:48.000 No, no.
00:48:49.000 That's the beer right there.
00:48:50.000 Okay.
00:48:50.000 I believe it.
00:48:51.000 How dare you.
00:48:53.000 Never heard of it.
00:48:54.000 I know.
00:48:54.000 Neither did I. I don't give a fuck, dude.
00:48:55.000 I'm just saying.
00:48:56.000 There's a fucking hundred billion beers out there.
00:48:57.000 It's crazy.
00:48:58.000 But the Budweiser story was really interesting, I thought.
00:49:01.000 Like how they took the logo.
00:49:02.000 That's the American Eagle, dude.
00:49:03.000 Everybody wants an American Eagle.
00:49:04.000 What about Goodyear tires?
00:49:05.000 Don't they have an American Eagle too?
00:49:06.000 Isn't that an American Eagle in there somewhere?
00:49:08.000 What about them?
00:49:09.000 Is anybody else allowed to use the Eagle?
00:49:11.000 Look, it's the same as Budweiser, though.
00:49:13.000 Wow, that's pretty close.
00:49:14.000 It's crazy.
00:49:16.000 I mean, there's a slight difference.
00:49:18.000 Budweiser is the Led Zeppelin of beers?
00:49:19.000 Is that what you're trying to say?
00:49:21.000 Maybe they stole it from Budweiser.
00:49:22.000 You don't know.
00:49:24.000 They've had it longest.
00:49:25.000 Budweiser wasn't even a company when they came out.
00:49:27.000 Settle down, son.
00:49:30.000 Hamilton Morris, I apologize for everything.
00:49:33.000 Everything you've experienced so far today in this strange ride.
00:49:41.000 So you want to do this thing about isolation tanks.
00:49:45.000 What's your goal when you're trying to get out of this?
00:49:48.000 I'd like to use one of the tanks myself.
00:49:50.000 I want to try specifically those tanks that you were talking about earlier that have some kind of an auditory and visual component.
00:49:57.000 Yeah, he's got that all set up, man.
00:49:59.000 He's got it set up where he's got videos of it where they're using the sound and they're playing music and you can see the waves in the water.
00:50:08.000 Because the speakers are actually floating in the water and they're set up right by your head.
00:50:13.000 And the waves are making the water splash and jump and wiggle.
00:50:18.000 It's pretty fucking trippy, man.
00:50:21.000 It's pretty trippy to think that that's going to be also affecting your body while you're in there.
00:50:26.000 You're going to feel the sound on your skin.
00:50:30.000 Yeah.
00:50:31.000 Fuck yeah, you will.
00:50:32.000 Yeah, you're going to hear it in your ears and you're going to feel it in your skin.
00:50:36.000 Because it's like moving, man.
00:50:37.000 It's moving through all the water.
00:50:39.000 The whole thing is rippling while they're doing this.
00:50:41.000 It's really pretty wild.
00:50:43.000 Wait, and you hear it because your ears are under the water?
00:50:45.000 Yeah, your ears are under the water.
00:50:47.000 And it's not distorted by the water?
00:50:49.000 I don't know.
00:50:50.000 It could be on big notes.
00:50:52.000 It's possible if things really splash around.
00:50:54.000 What does that feel like?
00:50:56.000 That's got to feel nutty.
00:50:57.000 Yeah, I'm curious.
00:50:58.000 Yeah, his idea, this guy Crash's idea, is that he's going to develop how-to tutorials for sports and for all sorts of different things, music, language.
00:51:12.000 They'll be able to teach people languages much quicker, and that in the sensory deprivation environment, with the lack of external stimuli, your brain will be more focused.
00:51:20.000 Yeah, it sounds like the lawnmower man.
00:51:22.000 It does sound like the lawnmower man, you're right!
00:51:25.000 It does.
00:51:26.000 Does he do these nootropic injections beforehand or something like that?
00:51:30.000 That's what he should do, right?
00:51:31.000 We gotta give him some fucking nuclear shit.
00:51:35.000 It's like an X-Men type situation.
00:51:38.000 Yeah.
00:51:39.000 The idea behind it is fascinating.
00:51:42.000 You know, the idea that you can program the mind better inside the sensory deformation state.
00:51:47.000 It really makes a lot of sense.
00:51:48.000 I mean, it seems like it would work that way.
00:51:50.000 If you really get someone who really knew what they were doing to design, like, some cool programs.
00:51:55.000 Yeah.
00:51:56.000 You know, we think that would be, like, the best way to learn ever.
00:51:59.000 Especially if you learn something cool.
00:52:00.000 But it would be really hard.
00:52:01.000 It seems like it would be distracting your concentration.
00:52:03.000 Maybe.
00:52:04.000 That's what I would think.
00:52:05.000 Not if you got comfortable with it.
00:52:07.000 See, the thing about the tank is once you do it for a long time, you know, you do it a couple times, like four or five times, once you do it and you know what it is, you can just settle right in.
00:52:17.000 And once you settle right in, then it's not going to be distracting at all.
00:52:20.000 It's going to be wild as fuck.
00:52:21.000 Floating there, watching some just image appear right in front of you because you can't really see.
00:52:27.000 The light is so dim that all that comes through is the actual image.
00:52:31.000 You can't see the outline of the box.
00:52:34.000 Have you ever been to one of those group massages where there's a shitload of people in one room and then they're playing like a movie that's on loop, like on the wall of like a house, you know, in Asia somewhere?
00:52:43.000 Right, like birds flying.
00:52:45.000 Yeah, birds flying.
00:52:46.000 See, I find that distracting.
00:52:48.000 If it was just pitch dark, I think I would be better off.
00:52:51.000 For sure.
00:52:52.000 And I think that's how, like, when you're relaxing in one of these isolation takes it.
00:52:55.000 Any kind of, you know...
00:53:00.000 You're absolutely right.
00:53:02.000 It would be.
00:53:02.000 And I have never gotten into the video or audio thing.
00:53:08.000 This guy crashes thing.
00:53:09.000 I like to go in and just chill on my own.
00:53:12.000 But I think it's fascinating.
00:53:14.000 I'm not opposed to trying it.
00:53:15.000 It sounds really nuts.
00:53:17.000 And if he could ever figure out how to really hook it up and do it right, I mean, what a great way to, like, learn a language or something.
00:53:23.000 What a great way to, like, you know, could you imagine if you took, like, if you found out that you could develop a course specifically for use inside the isolation bank, like, the optimum way to learn things and memorize things and put them to use, and you show that you could make people learn Spanish ten times quicker or something fucking nutty like that.
00:53:40.000 Or just show you wolves on loop at night, like, walking slowly.
00:53:44.000 Yeah, too.
00:53:45.000 Just to go against your fears and stuff like that.
00:53:50.000 Yeah, if you could really get it to the point where it becomes a hologram, that would be the ultimate entertainment experience, dude.
00:53:57.000 You're living in a hologram.
00:53:59.000 You get in the isolation tank and they put whatever hologram you want on.
00:54:03.000 Okay, let's do the Amazon jungle.
00:54:05.000 Boom!
00:54:07.000 That would be wild.
00:54:08.000 It would be wild.
00:54:09.000 And you get to watch like a movie?
00:54:11.000 You get to watch a life take place in front of you?
00:54:14.000 Sister Act 2?
00:54:15.000 That's not what I'm talking about.
00:54:16.000 You in the jungle, bitch.
00:54:18.000 You're not even paying attention.
00:54:20.000 That's what reality is going to be eventually.
00:54:22.000 It's going to be, you know, you're going to have options.
00:54:26.000 You're going to be able to choose what you want to do today.
00:54:30.000 I mean, eventually it's got to get to a point where we can construct reality.
00:54:33.000 I mean, I know that they've devised artificial realities for video games that look pretty fucking spiffy.
00:54:38.000 You know, when you're watching a good video game, like, what is it, like, Medal of Honor or one of those games, is that the name of it?
00:54:45.000 Yeah, it's one of them, right?
00:54:46.000 Call of Duty.
00:54:47.000 Call of Duty?
00:54:47.000 Call of Duty.
00:54:48.000 You watch those video games, like, the graphics are fucking absolutely incredible.
00:54:52.000 How long is it before they can project that into your head?
00:54:57.000 How long is it before, instead of looking at that amazing thing, someone figures out how to project it into your head?
00:55:04.000 That's going to happen.
00:55:05.000 And when that happens, that's going to be an alternate reality.
00:55:08.000 They're going to be able to program an alternate reality.
00:55:11.000 And if your consciousness, if they can figure out a way to lock your consciousness onto that alternate reality, it's almost like putting you in another world.
00:55:21.000 It's almost like putting you in another dimension.
00:55:24.000 Yeah.
00:55:24.000 Is that possible?
00:55:26.000 I think it is, yeah.
00:55:27.000 That seems like what's going to happen, right?
00:55:29.000 Primitive forms of it are already possible.
00:55:31.000 And things like, you know, they have those implants for blind people that allow them to see with a camera that goes directly into their brain.
00:55:38.000 Jesus.
00:55:39.000 You can input visual stimuli into the brain.
00:55:42.000 It's still probably far away until everyone can do it, like Xbox 7, 7200 or something.
00:55:46.000 Right.
00:55:46.000 It's like how we look at the old cowboy style photographer dude who had to throw that thing over his head.
00:55:53.000 Remember?
00:55:53.000 And he had the big torch on his hand and poof!
00:55:56.000 And it would go off.
00:55:57.000 Do you remember that?
00:55:57.000 Like all the Wild West movies.
00:55:59.000 The guy would have to get under a tarp and shit to take a picture.
00:56:03.000 Do you remember all that?
00:56:04.000 And think about what that was.
00:56:07.000 There was no fucking movies.
00:56:09.000 Shut up.
00:56:09.000 They could barely get an image.
00:56:11.000 Everybody had to stand still.
00:56:13.000 You had to really wait.
00:56:14.000 How long did it take to take that picture?
00:56:16.000 Yeah.
00:56:16.000 Yeah.
00:56:16.000 It took a little time, right?
00:56:18.000 Yeah.
00:56:18.000 You couldn't just move around.
00:56:20.000 It wasn't like instant.
00:56:21.000 Think about that was only 200 years ago.
00:56:24.000 Right.
00:56:24.000 That's amazing.
00:56:25.000 That's fucking incredible.
00:56:27.000 That is 200 years ago.
00:56:29.000 And now we're complaining.
00:56:30.000 I wonder all the shenanigans that happen.
00:56:33.000 Like having to sit there with your family and then like one of the kids would fart and be like, don't move.
00:56:38.000 There was probably all these little things that always happened during those photos.
00:56:42.000 Standing still.
00:56:43.000 There was probably some humor that was lost and we don't have to do that anymore.
00:56:48.000 Yeah.
00:56:49.000 How long did they have to hold their face?
00:56:51.000 Is there a lot of blurry pictures from the old days?
00:56:54.000 Oh yeah.
00:56:54.000 Usually the kids.
00:56:55.000 That's why the kids are always the blurriest.
00:56:56.000 And all those ghost photos as well.
00:56:58.000 Is that what that is?
00:56:59.000 Yeah.
00:57:00.000 Because people are walking out of the frame.
00:57:02.000 It's usually just a ghost.
00:57:03.000 Nothing drives me crazier than fucking ghost TV shows, man.
00:57:07.000 I watch those ghost TV shows and I just go, you're not going to find anything.
00:57:11.000 Why are you fucking with me?
00:57:13.000 You never find anything.
00:57:14.000 There's never been a bigger cock tease than the ghost reality genre.
00:57:20.000 And they're on like season three or something like that.
00:57:21.000 It's like, look, and you can see this ectoplasma enters the room.
00:57:24.000 It's like a speck on the screen.
00:57:25.000 It's like, this is where the ectoplasma enters the room.
00:57:28.000 This is where the, what the fuck did you say?
00:57:32.000 Like, you asshole!
00:57:33.000 You don't have a fucking ghost.
00:57:35.000 You're ghost hunting.
00:57:36.000 You're not finding shit.
00:57:38.000 Shut up.
00:57:39.000 Every fucking show is the same thing.
00:57:41.000 There's some people in a dark room watching something through night vision and someone goes, what was that noise?
00:57:46.000 And then they go to commercial and they come back and it's nothing.
00:57:49.000 Right.
00:57:50.000 It's ridiculous.
00:57:52.000 I just got back from Ohio.
00:57:54.000 My mom's house is supposedly haunted.
00:57:57.000 My sister used to always talk about it, and then my mom is now talking about it.
00:58:00.000 And my stepdad, he owned an architect firm.
00:58:03.000 He's a really smart guy.
00:58:05.000 Huge corporation this guy had, and then he retired.
00:58:08.000 And he's a farmer.
00:58:09.000 He's just a very intelligent guy.
00:58:11.000 And he said he saw it the other day.
00:58:13.000 Whoa.
00:58:13.000 And then, so, it's just like, alright, are you guys stupid?
00:58:17.000 Maybe he's fucking your mom.
00:58:17.000 Is there a gas leak or a mining leak somewhere that's giving you some drugs?
00:58:22.000 I think more likely he's fucking your mom.
00:58:23.000 That's what I would say.
00:58:25.000 That's my...
00:58:26.000 If you came to me, okay.
00:58:28.000 What if there was, like, a sour well near my mom's house?
00:58:31.000 It was in the farm, you know?
00:58:32.000 What's going on here, man?
00:58:33.000 I'd say, well, she's probably a little wacky, eh?
00:58:35.000 I think there must be some kind of feelings going on.
00:58:37.000 He's going along with her.
00:58:39.000 Radon gone bad.
00:58:40.000 There might be, man.
00:58:41.000 You know, you grew up in a test town.
00:58:44.000 Yeah, we're having a radon gas.
00:58:46.000 Radon gas in your basement.
00:58:48.000 Do you remember?
00:58:49.000 How about the shit that was on apples?
00:58:51.000 Oh, yeah.
00:58:51.000 What was that?
00:58:52.000 What was that?
00:58:53.000 That chemical they used to spray the fertilizer on?
00:58:55.000 Is that what you're talking about?
00:58:56.000 I don't remember.
00:58:57.000 There was something that was on apples that we're saying was dangerous for you.
00:59:00.000 Do you remember that?
00:59:01.000 No.
00:59:02.000 Fuck.
00:59:02.000 Shit, what was it?
00:59:04.000 And I don't remember what the fucking chemical was.
00:59:07.000 I'm sure Twitter will let me know.
00:59:09.000 Right.
00:59:09.000 Twitter, somebody please tell me, what's the fucking chemical?
00:59:14.000 Was it all something or another?
00:59:16.000 All something?
00:59:18.000 Do you remember something like that?
00:59:19.000 I know exactly what you're talking about.
00:59:21.000 Whatever.
00:59:22.000 My dad actually has a patent to get radon out of your basement.
00:59:24.000 He used to build these machines for rich guys.
00:59:27.000 He only sold maybe 50 of them.
00:59:29.000 No, radon gas is totally not legit.
00:59:31.000 No, it is.
00:59:32.000 It is legit?
00:59:33.000 Yeah.
00:59:34.000 It's definitely an element.
00:59:37.000 Sorry.
00:59:41.000 In people's homes, is it a health issue?
00:59:45.000 Is it something they really have to worry about?
00:59:46.000 I don't think so.
00:59:47.000 I don't know.
00:59:47.000 I've never heard of anyone I knew dying of radon poisoning.
00:59:52.000 How did it get brought up, do you know?
00:59:54.000 How did it become an issue?
00:59:56.000 I guess some people died somewhere.
00:59:58.000 At some point, they must have.
00:59:59.000 And it does exist.
01:00:01.000 It is an element that leaks out of the Earth and is a radioactive gas that's nasty.
01:00:06.000 So it's just a natural part of the Earth?
01:00:08.000 Yeah, no, it's not a result of nuclear testing or anything like that.
01:00:11.000 It's a totally natural element.
01:00:13.000 So do you think that people died because there's just some areas where it would just come through in heavy doses and no one anticipated it?
01:00:21.000 Is that what it was?
01:00:21.000 I think it's...
01:00:22.000 It's heavier than oxygen, if I remember correctly, and sort of settles in basements and maybe near floors, and people sleep in pools of it.
01:00:31.000 And you can get radon poisoning, but it starts in your respiratory system, and then you just start wheezing and coughing a lot and shit like that.
01:00:39.000 Wow.
01:00:40.000 And it's actually pretty crazy that it was so popular, but then it just died off.
01:00:43.000 Like, we're still probably getting this.
01:00:45.000 Did they find something new?
01:00:47.000 Like, oh, by the way, radon poisoning is actually...
01:00:49.000 It's just palinol.
01:00:51.000 And that's all about carbon monoxide.
01:00:53.000 Yeah.
01:00:53.000 Well, you know, all it takes is, like, one death somewhere.
01:00:57.000 And then, all of a sudden, everybody starts chasing after it.
01:01:00.000 I mean, it could have been one extreme example that was very, very rare, and then everybody started chasing it.
01:01:06.000 And it's sensationalist stories.
01:01:07.000 If you have one good story about someone dying from some invisible chemical...
01:01:11.000 Or even a drug.
01:01:12.000 Yeah, or there you go, even a drug.
01:01:14.000 I won Pennsylvania two highest ones.
01:01:16.000 That's why that beer is so good.
01:01:17.000 Isn't it amazing, man, when you stop and think about that so many of the different things that you've talked about are not legal?
01:01:25.000 You know, different psychoactive substances.
01:01:28.000 Like when you were talking to that Shulgin guy, the different things that he was talking about, the different tryptamines, and how many of them are legal?
01:01:35.000 A lot of them are illegal, right?
01:01:36.000 Illegal?
01:01:37.000 Yeah.
01:01:37.000 5-Me-O-D-I-P-T, DMT, D-E-T, maybe 11 or 12 of them.
01:01:42.000 Maybe more.
01:01:43.000 Probably about a dozen tryptamines are illegal.
01:01:46.000 Schedule 1. Yeah, no, it's ridiculous.
01:01:49.000 And a lot of them never had any real popularity in the first place.
01:01:52.000 Drugs like DOET or something or TMA2 were never particularly popular substances.
01:01:58.000 Could you imagine if something like 5-MeO-DMT killed as many people a year as cigarettes does?
01:02:06.000 Wouldn't that be amazing?
01:02:07.000 Could you imagine how people would react?
01:02:10.000 What a crisis that would be.
01:02:11.000 We've got to get this off the streets.
01:02:13.000 Could you imagine?
01:02:15.000 But meanwhile, when cigarettes do it, it's like, well, you shouldn't have been smoking.
01:02:19.000 Yeah, whoops, whoops.
01:02:21.000 Yeah, I mean, I wonder if nicotine would be legal if it were a recently discovered substance.
01:02:25.000 Probably not.
01:02:27.000 I think the nicotine is not as much of an issue.
01:02:29.000 I think a lot of it is all the other shit they put in them to make it even more addictive.
01:02:34.000 They say that if you smoke cigars, you know, people that smoke cigars, first of all, you're not inhaling it, but you're getting a real pure type of tobacco.
01:02:43.000 It doesn't have chemicals on it.
01:02:45.000 And it's supposed to be not nearly as bad for you.
01:02:47.000 It's not great for you.
01:02:49.000 It's not the best thing for you.
01:02:50.000 before you're sucking on a crazy fucking plant that gives you nicotine all day.
01:02:53.000 But what it is is a better, healthier version of that tobacco and that the 599 different additives that the Food and Drug Administration allows cigarette companies to pump into cigarettes just to mostly make them more addictive, I think.
01:03:08.000 If you believe that movie with, what's his name?
01:03:10.000 What's the homeboy's name?
01:03:11.000 Fucking gladiator dude?
01:03:12.000 Russell Crowe.
01:03:13.000 Russell Crowe.
01:03:14.000 Remember that movie?
01:03:15.000 He played a dude who was like the scientist who knew too much about cigarettes. - Yeah. - It's based on a real story.
01:03:21.000 That was terrifying.
01:03:21.000 If any of that stuff in that movie was...
01:03:23.000 I can't even remember the movie's name or the actor's name.
01:03:26.000 But they don't even need to.
01:03:27.000 I mean, nicotine is incredibly addictive without any kind of mysterious additives.
01:03:31.000 Yeah.
01:03:31.000 There's also the beta-carbolines in tobacco that may give it an additional addictive component because they may improve mood.
01:03:40.000 When that movie he was talking about, and again, I don't know how much that movie is dramatically, I think it's based on a real story though, isn't it?
01:03:47.000 I'm going to him.
01:03:48.000 I remember it being based on it.
01:03:51.000 It was terrifying to think that a company would be so evil that they would go out of their way to try to use chemists to make their shit more addictive.
01:04:01.000 And you're like, wow.
01:04:02.000 That's a really nutty choice.
01:04:05.000 599 is a lot.
01:04:07.000 You find out they have 599 different chemicals they add to cigarettes.
01:04:11.000 Yeah, it's weird.
01:04:11.000 A lot of the additives don't really even make sense.
01:04:13.000 I've looked through the lists.
01:04:14.000 I don't understand why they choose some of these things.
01:04:16.000 Like what?
01:04:17.000 Like pyridine.
01:04:18.000 Yeah, pyridine would be an example.
01:04:20.000 What is pyridine?
01:04:21.000 It's an aromatic...
01:04:23.000 It's a six-membered ring with the nitrogen in it that just smells really bad.
01:04:29.000 Whoa.
01:04:30.000 And you wouldn't think that it would have any...
01:04:31.000 Maybe to counterbalance?
01:04:32.000 It's just tons of stuff.
01:04:33.000 It's like all these different...
01:04:35.000 It just smells bad?
01:04:35.000 bad that's all it does as far as i know and in the quantities that they would be using it i can't i mean maybe it's like a in a really you know in the same way that like indole and very very very small quantities smells like jasmine but then in large quantities smells like shit so some of these things that smell bad it's probably used for smell to to sell a cigarette like when a smoker doesn't smoke and they smell a cigarette you want a cigarette bad what's Yeah.
01:05:00.000 Really?
01:05:00.000 100%.
01:05:00.000 It's like having apple pie.
01:05:01.000 When apple pie comes out of the oven and you smell apple pie, you're like, fuck, I want that apple pie.
01:05:05.000 Same reason.
01:05:05.000 They're probably making a smell.
01:05:07.000 Well, I don't know if they're making it to attract other people, but they're probably making it more attractive to the people that are smoking it.
01:05:12.000 Right.
01:05:12.000 It's weird that it'd be a stinky thing.
01:05:14.000 You say a stinky thing.
01:05:15.000 It's probably a mixture of different kinds of stinky things that make the smell.
01:05:18.000 So some of them are just smells.
01:05:20.000 Who the fuck knows?
01:05:22.000 Like I said, according to the Russell Crowe movie that I can't even remember the title, they've done some deep research on hooking people in deeper and deeper with all these different 599 chemicals.
01:05:32.000 It's just ridiculous.
01:05:33.000 That's too many.
01:05:35.000 That's a lot.
01:05:36.000 It's very complicated.
01:05:37.000 It's ridiculous.
01:05:38.000 Even when you're looking at the interaction of two chemicals at once, it becomes incredibly complicated.
01:05:41.000 How do you think they constructed that?
01:05:43.000 You understand that field.
01:05:45.000 How did they do that?
01:05:46.000 I'd have to look through the list of all the additives, but I don't know.
01:05:49.000 It could just be even things like any candy that any child eats probably has an equivalent number of different chemicals in it.
01:05:58.000 The word chemical always sounds bad.
01:06:01.000 There's 599 chemicals, but there's, I guarantee, 599 chemicals in everything.
01:06:07.000 It depends on how you want to phrase it.
01:06:09.000 I'm sure the majority of those chemicals are benign, but maybe 11 of them do have some malevolent I really do think that nicotine in and of itself would be enough.
01:06:25.000 I think.
01:06:27.000 Do people that smoke those natural cigarettes, those American spirits, do they experience less addiction?
01:06:36.000 No, actually, I think those hit me harder.
01:06:39.000 I wake up spitting buckets of goobs.
01:06:44.000 My roommate talks to them and is just a major phlegm producer.
01:06:48.000 Maybe some of the chemicals that cigarettes make make it so that it burns easier.
01:06:53.000 Oh yeah, definitely.
01:06:54.000 What most people smoke, I would say, is Marlboro Lights or Camel Lights or a light cigarette.
01:06:59.000 And it's more like having a Diet Coke.
01:07:01.000 You just want a little taste of the chemical and a little smoke, but then you get these guys that are smoking Marlboro Reds where it's like having your little cigars.
01:07:09.000 It's harsh.
01:07:11.000 Have you ever seen the wonderful whites of West Virginia?
01:07:16.000 No.
01:07:17.000 You've never seen it?
01:07:18.000 What is it?
01:07:18.000 It's a crazy documentary that they did on these people that live in West Virginia that have been this notorious family of outlaws and wild people.
01:07:28.000 And there was a woman, and her name was Sue Bob, and I swear to God, that was her voice.
01:07:33.000 I was always being a sexy one in the family.
01:07:36.000 And you just stop and think about it.
01:07:38.000 What did cigarettes do to her, man?
01:07:40.000 What did cigarettes do to her?
01:07:44.000 Nobody sounds like that when they're a woman without cigarettes.
01:07:47.000 Like, it's only cigarettes that'll give you that.
01:07:49.000 I mean, maybe some crazy exotic disease.
01:07:51.000 But yeah, let's see, Bob.
01:07:53.000 That's what she sounds like.
01:07:54.000 It's amazing.
01:07:55.000 If you've never seen it, man, if you just want something silly to watch, it's so well made.
01:08:00.000 It's a beautiful documentary.
01:08:01.000 Johnny Knoxville's production company put it together.
01:08:03.000 It's really awesome.
01:08:05.000 It's about this family.
01:08:06.000 They're just awesome characters, man.
01:08:08.000 They just live in West Virginia, and they sell pills, and they're just always getting arrested.
01:08:14.000 It's so wild, man.
01:08:15.000 It's so crazy to watch.
01:08:16.000 It's really, really fun.
01:08:19.000 But cigarettes fucked that chick's voice up.
01:08:23.000 We didn't talk about that guy that, what's his, McFanny, whatever that guy's name is, that's running for president in the marijuana.
01:08:31.000 Mitt Romney, Jesus Christ!
01:08:33.000 Wait, what's his name?
01:08:34.000 Mitt Romney, man.
01:08:36.000 Mitt Romney.
01:08:37.000 About him and the marijuana patient.
01:08:40.000 Remember we were going to talk about that.
01:08:42.000 That's crazy.
01:08:43.000 I talked to you about it before we even did the show.
01:08:46.000 It was so sad to watch someone that could be so calloused about his ideas like that.
01:08:52.000 If you haven't seen it, Mitt Romney, a guy who's running for president, a very, very wealthy man, is standing in front of this dude in a wheelchair.
01:09:01.000 The guy's like 80 pounds, man.
01:09:03.000 I think he said he had muscular dystrophy.
01:09:05.000 I apologize if I'm wrong about that.
01:09:08.000 But, you know, he said to Mitt Romney that he needs medical marijuana and that medical marijuana is the only thing that helps him.
01:09:17.000 And Mitt Romney said, have you tried the synthetic form?
01:09:21.000 And he said, it makes me vomit and marijuana is the only thing that helps me.
01:09:26.000 Would you put me in jail if you became president?
01:09:30.000 Do you want to hear it?
01:09:30.000 Sure.
01:09:31.000 Let's play it.
01:09:32.000 Let's see if it sounds good.
01:09:33.000 Yeah, let's see if it sounds good.
01:09:34.000 It's really depressing.
01:09:35.000 I think it's an old video that just- Really?
01:09:37.000 That just became popular.
01:09:39.000 Really?
01:09:39.000 Okay.
01:09:41.000 It's so depressing.
01:09:42.000 Um, I suffer from an extremely very type of loss in the district.
01:09:46.000 And I have to take medication or I'll die.
01:09:49.000 Right now I weigh less than 80 pounds.
01:09:51.000 I have all of my life.
01:09:53.000 Um, I have some part of five of my doctors saying that I am living proof that medical marijuana works.
01:09:59.000 I am completely against legalizing it for everyone, but there is medical purposes for it.
01:10:03.000 And you have synthetic marijuana that's available?
01:10:06.000 It makes me sick.
01:10:07.000 I have tried it and it makes me throw up.
01:10:10.000 I have tried all the medications there are and all the forms that come in as high stimulators with steroids.
01:10:16.000 I have muscular dystrophy.
01:10:17.000 That's completely against my DNA. I'm sorry to hear that.
01:10:19.000 My question for you is, will you arrest me and my doctors if I get medical marijuana prescribed?
01:10:27.000 I'm not in favor of medical marijuana.
01:10:28.000 So will you have me arrested?
01:10:31.000 Excuse me.
01:10:32.000 He just turned away from him and did the politician smile.
01:10:36.000 Hi, how are you?
01:10:38.000 How dare you?
01:10:41.000 You're going to just ignore a person in a wheelchair?
01:10:44.000 I spoke with him.
01:10:45.000 No, but he didn't answer his question.
01:10:47.000 Alright, well, this is going to...
01:10:49.000 So disturbing.
01:10:50.000 This is what we're getting.
01:10:51.000 Hamilton Morris, I think you've got a good voice and you should run for president.
01:10:55.000 I'm pretty sure you can pull this off.
01:10:57.000 Why not?
01:10:58.000 Alright.
01:10:59.000 Do it.
01:11:00.000 I don't think he's enthusiastic about it.
01:11:03.000 I feel patronized.
01:11:05.000 It's shocking though, isn't it that a person like that could be like even close, remotely close to being able to run things?
01:11:11.000 That you would be so cold hearted to just walk away from that dude like that.
01:11:16.000 That's like a serious issue, man.
01:11:17.000 You gotta address that issue.
01:11:19.000 This guy's telling you there's something that helps him and he's obviously in terrible...
01:11:23.000 Terrible straights.
01:11:24.000 The guy's fucked up, man.
01:11:25.000 He can't move his body.
01:11:27.000 He's in a goddamn wheelchair and he's telling you that something happens.
01:11:30.000 Against his own will.
01:11:33.000 This is something that he's saying helps him, makes him feel happy against his pain.
01:11:37.000 Yeah, and he even said, I'm not for legalizing it for anybody.
01:11:41.000 He goes, not for everybody, but for people that you can use it for medical purposes, it works.
01:11:45.000 Then, Hank, you can just walk away from a guy like that.
01:11:51.000 It's just disturbing that anybody would be so flippant with the idea that it's so preposterous, it's so gross to them for some fucking reason.
01:12:03.000 I don't know what it is, but the idea of altering your consciousness any way other than the sanctioned ways that we've prescribed to for the last several decades, anything that steps outside of that becomes a danger.
01:12:14.000 I don't know why, man.
01:12:16.000 Why?
01:12:16.000 You tell me, man.
01:12:19.000 I don't know.
01:12:19.000 I mean, it's not a majority view, I don't think.
01:12:23.000 I think it had to do with a few people who, you know, when you think about it, it only takes a few people to make these enormous changes in drug policy.
01:12:31.000 Like, I don't know all that much about the history of marijuana specifically, but it was like that one guy primarily.
01:12:36.000 And then with the psychedelics, it's the same kind of deal.
01:12:39.000 It takes one person to die at the wrong time, and, you know, one person...
01:12:44.000 He dies after smoking salvia, the guy Brett Chidester, and then it's illegal over ten states.
01:12:49.000 A dude died smoking salvia?
01:12:51.000 No, he didn't even die.
01:12:52.000 I mean, there was a teenager named Brett Chidester who wrote in his diary, I love salvia, but I also understand that life has no meaning now, or something like that.
01:13:03.000 And then a few days later, he killed himself, and his mother looked in his diary and said, oh, it was the salvia that made him suicidal and went on this crusade to have it banned in every state that she could and was...
01:13:14.000 Successful in something like a dozen states.
01:13:16.000 It's called Brett's Law.
01:13:19.000 Wow!
01:13:20.000 But that's the way it always is.
01:13:21.000 It's always one person that...
01:13:22.000 There's like that act based on the person that bought morphine on the internet and overdosed.
01:13:26.000 It just takes one promising...
01:13:29.000 All the mushrooms in the Netherlands are now illegal because of Gael Karoff, the girl that jumped off the bridge.
01:13:34.000 Just one promising person whose photo looks good on the news dies, and that's the end of a plan.
01:13:42.000 What did she do?
01:13:42.000 She got mushroomed up and jumped off the bridge?
01:13:44.000 Even that's unclear.
01:13:45.000 I mean, that was the official idea that was written in the news.
01:13:49.000 But then when I was in Holland recently working on this new project for VBS, we were at this place called Magic Truffles, which is the largest mushroom, or was the largest mushroom farm in Holland.
01:14:00.000 They make metric tons of mushrooms in this factory.
01:14:04.000 But then mushrooms became legal, so they converted their entire operation to producing psychedelic sclerotia.
01:14:09.000 But they say the whole thing is a scam.
01:14:11.000 They think that she wasn't even on mushrooms, that the entire thing is based on a friend seeing her with a box of mushrooms in her hand on the day of the death.
01:14:20.000 And then they put two and two together and decided that she must have been on mushrooms when she died.
01:14:25.000 Oh god, so she could have just been depressed.
01:14:27.000 Yeah, I don't think there were any toxicology reports that confirmed she was under the influence of any psilocybin at the time.
01:14:36.000 I can get not wanting to give it to everybody.
01:14:38.000 I just think there should be places where you can get it where someone can walk you through it.
01:14:41.000 And you should be able to make an educated choice.
01:14:44.000 So many people shouldn't be denied the experience because I think the experience makes people more aware and more sensitive.
01:14:51.000 And I only think that that's good.
01:14:53.000 I think the world can use a lot more aware and more sensitive.
01:14:56.000 So why aren't there centers set up?
01:14:59.000 Why is it still illegal?
01:15:00.000 That's where it gets completely, totally ridiculous.
01:15:03.000 It gets to the point where you're keeping something that might be beneficial to a lot of people because some people might fuck it up.
01:15:12.000 Because some people might fuck with it and do something crazy.
01:15:15.000 I mean, it also has to do with fashion and science and medicine.
01:15:18.000 You know, it became very unfashionable in the 80s to do psychedelic psychotherapy.
01:15:22.000 And there were only a number, even in places, like I think there were certain parts of Germany where any psychiatrist that wanted to could.
01:15:30.000 And they chose not to just because most people weren't interested in it for a while.
01:15:34.000 They thought it had limited potential.
01:15:36.000 And now I think the potential is, you know, there's the...
01:15:40.000 Renewal of all the psychedelic research.
01:15:41.000 But in the 80s, people didn't think it was, even people that were pro-psychedelic drugs, a lot of them didn't necessarily think that it was a viable road to producing important neuroscientific research or in terms of psychotherapeutic drugs.
01:15:59.000 Yeah, I recall hearing a McKenna interview where he was talking about that, about how scientists were often discouraged from going down those paths because people would say, you know, there's really nothing there for you.
01:16:12.000 Well, yeah, it's hard.
01:16:13.000 It's difficult to quantify the benefits of psychedelic drugs.
01:16:16.000 There's a lot of anecdotal evidence that they have lasting effects on people's lives and that they have relief from depression or alcoholism or things like that.
01:16:25.000 But when it comes down to really, really putting it down on paper, it's Yeah, they said they'd improve their personalities.
01:16:48.000 But even that is kind of slippery.
01:16:51.000 It's mystical experience.
01:16:52.000 All these terms are slippery.
01:16:54.000 When you look at a nootropic, there are these very defined studies of how something...
01:16:58.000 Does it aid rodents in navigating a maze?
01:17:01.000 Does it allow them to...
01:17:06.000 Does it prevent the formation of certain types of tangled proteins in the brain or things that are indicative of neurodegenerative diseases?
01:17:16.000 But there isn't anything like that for psychedelics.
01:17:19.000 There's no single benefit that can be quantified.
01:17:23.000 And I think that's one reason that it's difficult for researchers.
01:17:27.000 And there's ways around it.
01:17:29.000 Now a lot of people try to emphasize the positive effects that are not necessarily psychoactive.
01:17:33.000 So maybe they have some kind of an immunosuppressant effect that would be useful for arthritis or some kind of inflammatory disease or something like that.
01:17:44.000 That's funny that you said that because there was something I was reading just a couple of days ago about people juicing cannabis and that it doesn't have any psychoactive effects but there's a lot of great health benefits for juicing it.
01:17:57.000 Yeah, and CBD, the non-psychoactive terpene, THC and CBD are the two main chemicals in it.
01:18:05.000 So would you juice it like a smoothie, like blend it up?
01:18:08.000 up.
01:18:09.000 Oh, I don't know about this specific technique, but CBD is not psychoactive and has all kinds of medicinal effects.
01:18:15.000 Like it's currently undergoing clinical trials as a treatment for schizophrenia.
01:18:19.000 So, I mean, in addition to the psychedelic effect, there may be all kinds of things we can't, you know, maybe neuroregenerative, maybe synaptogenic, maybe all sorts of different things.
01:18:30.000 The marijuana one is the biggest trip because it's got so many excellent properties, yet It makes the best paper.
01:18:37.000 It makes the best clothes.
01:18:39.000 The fiber is excellent.
01:18:40.000 You can make wallboard out of it that's four times stronger than plywood.
01:18:45.000 It's a really incredible plant because it's super strong.
01:18:48.000 Have you ever picked up a hemp stalk?
01:18:50.000 It's really weird, man.
01:18:51.000 It's from another planet because it's really fucking strong, but it's light as shit.
01:18:56.000 Like, you pick it up and it's like, this is a weird kind of wood.
01:18:59.000 It seems strange.
01:19:01.000 And it has so much fucking potential as far as, like, you can grow, like, a massive forest full of it, chop it all down, and then have another massive forest, like, six months later or a year later.
01:19:14.000 I mean, it's renewable.
01:19:16.000 You can do it over and over again.
01:19:18.000 And all the health benefits.
01:19:20.000 It's like it's from another planet.
01:19:22.000 It's really a crazy drug when you think about all the good things it does.
01:19:25.000 It's great.
01:19:26.000 The seeds are an awesome source of protein.
01:19:28.000 It has all the essential amino acids.
01:19:30.000 It's actually good for you if you juice it.
01:19:32.000 If you smoke it, you get high, you feel amazing.
01:19:34.000 It's like it couldn't do any more for you.
01:19:36.000 Come on, man.
01:19:37.000 You can make paper out of me.
01:19:38.000 You want to make clothes out of me.
01:19:40.000 Dude, you can eat my oil.
01:19:41.000 My oil is really good for you.
01:19:42.000 Ooh, it can power cars too.
01:19:44.000 It's like I'm renewable every six months.
01:19:46.000 I mean, it's like it couldn't be any nicer to you.
01:19:48.000 It couldn't be any more of a productive plant, as far as society uses as a quantity, uses as something that you could sell.
01:20:02.000 Yeah, absolutely.
01:20:03.000 And it's the same thing with mushrooms as well.
01:20:05.000 They have so many benefits beyond just being vessels for carrying these psychoactive drugs.
01:20:11.000 I think Paul Stamets did a lot of experiments with the Defense Department using either P-cyanescins or azorescins and using them to dephosphorylate sarin to break down nerve gases.
01:20:24.000 Because in the same way that all these enzymes in the mycelium that are able to break down The cellular components of the substrate, whether it's wood or grass or some kind of seed, it's able to break it down and extract all these amino acids and then biosynthesize chemicals out of it.
01:20:42.000 But it can also break down all other kinds of substrates.
01:20:46.000 There's all this bioremediation where they use mushrooms to clean up oil spills because the mushroom mycelium is able to break down the aromatic hydrocarbons in the oil.
01:20:55.000 And to totally detoxify it, you can even eat the mushrooms afterwards.
01:20:59.000 Wow!
01:21:00.000 I'd heard about something like that, that they'd use things like that in Alaska.
01:21:03.000 Is that where they'd experienced that?
01:21:05.000 Before the Gulf incident, that was like the last big one, right?
01:21:09.000 Yeah, they wanted to do it in Japan as well to clean up radioactive waste because you can use the mushrooms to bioaccumulate radioactive fallout and then pick the mushrooms and slowly decontaminate an area.
01:21:22.000 I mean, it's an extremely slow way to do it, but also effective.
01:21:25.000 Wow.
01:21:26.000 It would take hundreds of years.
01:21:27.000 Well, what other options are there?
01:21:29.000 I mean, that's the thing.
01:21:31.000 Can you imagine if that's the best way to do it?
01:21:33.000 But then once you get the mushrooms to eat it, and then you have to pick up the mushrooms, the mushrooms are still radioactive, right?
01:21:39.000 That's right.
01:21:40.000 For how long?
01:21:41.000 Until the decay of the radioactive atoms.
01:21:46.000 So hundreds of thousands of years.
01:21:47.000 So it's essentially just moving the problem to another area.
01:21:51.000 Yeah, but at least you're concentrating it.
01:21:52.000 It's better to have 20 drums of radioactive mushrooms in a concrete vault somewhere than to have it covering 100 miles of land.
01:22:01.000 Yeah, that Japan thing is so terrifying to me because I have no understanding whatsoever how nuclear power works.
01:22:08.000 I just always took it for granted.
01:22:09.000 I never even thought about it.
01:22:11.000 And then I just recently found out that it's about making steam.
01:22:15.000 It's about, somehow or another, the nuclear thing.
01:22:18.000 The power comes from steam.
01:22:20.000 Power things and shit.
01:22:21.000 Steam turbines.
01:22:22.000 Yeah, steam turbines.
01:22:23.000 I'm like, wow, that seems so old school.
01:22:25.000 They're using this super powerful fire to boil water.
01:22:30.000 It sounds ridiculous.
01:22:31.000 My simplification of it sounds ridiculous.
01:22:34.000 But when you find out that there's spots now where no one's ever going to be able to go there.
01:22:39.000 You can't go there.
01:22:41.000 That spot's fucked forever.
01:22:43.000 We probably won't even be people anymore.
01:22:46.000 100,000 years ago, we weren't even this.
01:22:49.000 We were barely this as an organism.
01:22:52.000 We're essentially a little bit more of a monkey than we are now.
01:22:57.000 By the time that shit's done, what are people going to be like by the time that's not radioactive anymore?
01:23:02.000 We're not even going to be people anymore.
01:23:03.000 We'll probably be some new shit.
01:23:06.000 We'll probably be just like the grays, dude.
01:23:09.000 We're just crazy connected to the grid.
01:23:11.000 Trippy's going to happen.
01:23:12.000 We're going to be assimilated with the machine.
01:23:14.000 That's my conclusion.
01:23:17.000 Yeah.
01:23:19.000 Assimilated with the machine.
01:23:20.000 What do you think's going to happen?
01:23:22.000 Something's going on.
01:23:24.000 I don't know.
01:23:25.000 I mean, I don't...
01:23:27.000 You don't think about it?
01:23:28.000 I do think about it.
01:23:29.000 I just don't.
01:23:30.000 It's difficult.
01:23:30.000 Anything seems possible.
01:23:31.000 It's just like with any issue where it seems as if it could go one way.
01:23:36.000 I certainly am a pessimist, ultimately, and I'd like to be an optimist.
01:23:39.000 Are you a pessimist as far as the potential that the human race can reach?
01:23:44.000 About the possible outcomes?
01:23:46.000 Are you a pessimist about people in general?
01:23:48.000 I don't know.
01:23:49.000 I mean, I got into an argument with Daniel Pinchbeck recently about aliens, and he has this very optimistic idea that if aliens...
01:23:57.000 He told me ghosts definitely exist.
01:23:59.000 Yeah, he believes a lot of things that I... Definitely says.
01:24:02.000 Yeah, and he's very open-minded.
01:24:04.000 He's very open-minded.
01:24:08.000 Well, I enjoyed talking to him before we say it further.
01:24:11.000 I enjoyed talking to him.
01:24:12.000 I'm just playing.
01:24:14.000 So what happened?
01:24:15.000 Aliens?
01:24:16.000 We were talking about Stephen Hawking and how Stephen Hawking has this idea that if we ever do make contact with aliens, the best move would be to ignore them.
01:24:24.000 Because if they ever come to our planet, the chances are they're not only going to exploit us, but destroy us.
01:24:29.000 I mean, he didn't say exactly those words, but he generally has a pessimistic view.
01:24:34.000 And I think that that's a well-informed, intelligent view.
01:24:36.000 There's no reason to have an optimistic view about that.
01:24:39.000 But Daniel Pitchback seems to have this idea that we'll all be friends.
01:24:44.000 Oh, that's so sweet!
01:24:47.000 That's so sweet.
01:24:48.000 I don't think so.
01:24:49.000 If you look at every single organism that we can observe on this earth, it takes advantage of the weaker organisms, including the most intelligent.
01:24:58.000 We take advantage of dolphins.
01:24:59.000 Absolutely, that's exactly what I was saying as well.
01:25:01.000 We look at killer whales.
01:25:03.000 We don't give a fuck.
01:25:04.000 We lock them up in tanks.
01:25:05.000 We know they're intelligent, we just can't understand them, and so we force them into slavery.
01:25:08.000 And let's not mention humans to humans, the conquistadors.
01:25:11.000 Right, sure.
01:25:11.000 We, but with animals that we don't understand, intelligent animals we understand, we regularly enslave them for people's enjoyment to watch on television.
01:25:20.000 And then we believe somehow or another that some super intelligent organism is going to show different behavior than what every single organism on this earth, including the highest us, the most aware us.
01:25:32.000 We do it worse than any of them.
01:25:34.000 We do it worse than dolphins.
01:25:35.000 We do it worse than killer whales.
01:25:36.000 We have chimps.
01:25:37.000 We lock chimps up.
01:25:38.000 We don't give a fuck.
01:25:39.000 We don't give a fuck.
01:25:39.000 Humane people.
01:25:40.000 People that love the chimps still keep them in cages.
01:25:44.000 People that love dolphins keep them in tanks.
01:25:46.000 Don literally kept his dolphins in a tank.
01:25:48.000 So even if they were trying to be nice to us, who's to say that it wouldn't be some nightmarish thing?
01:25:52.000 It's fucking hell for that dolphin, man.
01:25:55.000 It's got to be hell.
01:25:56.000 They're intelligent.
01:25:57.000 They just can't change their environment.
01:25:59.000 We know they have dialects and they have crazy societal rules.
01:26:04.000 Dolphins have a huge attachment to their family and their loved ones.
01:26:09.000 To just snatch one up and stick it in a fish tank is fucked up.
01:26:13.000 But we do it.
01:26:14.000 Why would we think that aliens wouldn't do that to us?
01:26:16.000 We are crazy.
01:26:18.000 Could you imagine if you came down here and you watched all these little pink monkeys with their fucking bang sticks and nuclear weapons?
01:26:24.000 You found out that people had nuclear weapons.
01:26:26.000 You see them at home slack-jawed watching the Kardashians.
01:26:29.000 We have nuclear weapons.
01:26:30.000 The same animal.
01:26:32.000 The same animal.
01:26:33.000 And it's all going on right now.
01:26:38.000 If you came here, you would want to shut this whole fucking show down.
01:26:42.000 You'd be like, you're going to ruin this whole planet, you stupid fucks.
01:26:46.000 We would for sure shut this planet down.
01:26:49.000 If we came into an area and there was a bunch of chimps, and the chimps had machine guns and tanks, and we would shut that fucking place down.
01:26:57.000 There's no way we're going to let some chimps start running shit.
01:27:00.000 We would take all their weapons.
01:27:01.000 We'd go, Jesus Christ, who gave chimps these fucking tanks?
01:27:04.000 What are chimps doing flying around in jets?
01:27:07.000 We would totally steal their shit.
01:27:08.000 We would never allow that.
01:27:10.000 Imagine if chimps started coming into our towns and stealing our cars and shit.
01:27:13.000 That would be a real issue.
01:27:16.000 We wouldn't allow that.
01:27:19.000 We would take our shit.
01:27:20.000 Take from those dumb monkeys.
01:27:22.000 And that's what they would do.
01:27:23.000 They would come down.
01:27:24.000 They would steal our cars.
01:27:28.000 Fucking...
01:27:28.000 All our iPhones.
01:27:30.000 Give me that.
01:27:30.000 How'd you figure this out, you fucking dummy?
01:27:32.000 They would take your iPhone.
01:27:33.000 Whoa, check you out.
01:27:34.000 Look what you did.
01:27:35.000 Did you figure this out?
01:27:37.000 Think about the average person, how stupid they are, and they have an iPhone in their pocket.
01:27:40.000 Boom.
01:27:41.000 And they don't know how to use it.
01:27:43.000 Yeah.
01:27:44.000 So Pinchback thinks they would all go ayahuasca style?
01:27:46.000 Yeah.
01:27:47.000 They would have a song prepared.
01:27:48.000 Hello, humans.
01:27:49.000 We prepared this for you.
01:27:52.000 Let's end it after we will eat at the buffets.
01:27:54.000 The Day the Earth Stood Still the other day?
01:27:56.000 Have you ever seen that?
01:27:57.000 I have, but not since I was a child.
01:27:59.000 What?
01:28:00.000 Wow, it was amazing.
01:28:01.000 It was like I was watching a movie.
01:28:03.000 It was kind of cool.
01:28:05.000 It was kind of cool because you put yourself back in that sort of old-school comic book style of storytelling they did in the 50s and the innocent days when they made that movie.
01:28:14.000 But the other thing was like, how naive.
01:28:16.000 The portrait of an alien, what it would be, and just how naive the situation was in the military and the obvious bad guys and good guys.
01:28:26.000 How naive, but yet...
01:28:31.000 Well, even now, there's really no impressive concept of aliens.
01:28:35.000 I don't know if you're familiar with the science fiction writer Stanislaw Lem, but he wrote Solaris and His Master's Voice and all these books, and his main idea is that humans can't conceive of anything that is truly alien.
01:28:45.000 We're only looking for ourselves in the universe, and anything that was truly unlike us, we couldn't even imagine.
01:28:50.000 Right, so even like the movie Alien still is a thing that moves like us.
01:28:56.000 You know, it could be a living ocean.
01:28:57.000 Right, yeah.
01:28:58.000 Or a living planet, right?
01:29:00.000 A planet with consciousness?
01:29:01.000 Yeah.
01:29:02.000 That's always been a fascinating idea that everything has some sort of consciousness, you know, whether or not it expresses pain or even feels it or can't communicate, that everything has some sort of a type of consciousness.
01:29:15.000 Right.
01:29:15.000 Well, definitely our idea of life is generally very narrow.
01:29:19.000 You know, there's like a budding field of astrobiology, which is just a speculative science.
01:29:24.000 But even in astrobiology textbooks from a couple years ago, there would be no mention of the possibility that arsenic could replace phosphorus in biomolecules.
01:29:33.000 It didn't even seem like a possibility, and now we know that that can happen.
01:29:36.000 How does that work?
01:29:37.000 What happens?
01:29:38.000 There was like a lake, I think it's in Nevada, that had extremely, extremely high levels of arsenic in the water and this researcher, his last name was Felice, I think, collected bacteria from the lake and found that they were Producing DNA and amino acids where the phosphorus atom that's present in a lot of these molecules was replaced by arsenic.
01:30:00.000 Whoa.
01:30:01.000 Yeah.
01:30:01.000 I had arsenic poisoning from eating sardines.
01:30:04.000 I told you that, right?
01:30:05.000 Yeah.
01:30:06.000 I ate too many sardines.
01:30:07.000 I was eating like a can of sardines a day.
01:30:09.000 You're so funny.
01:30:09.000 Who does that?
01:30:10.000 No one...
01:30:11.000 Why?
01:30:11.000 You're the only person I've ever met that likes sardines that much.
01:30:14.000 Are they...
01:30:15.000 A good source of arsenic?
01:30:17.000 Apparently, sardines, they feed on heavy metal.
01:30:23.000 Well, they don't feed on heavy metal, but they feed at the bottom of the ocean, and that's where a lot of pollution is, a lot of heavy metal pollution.
01:30:29.000 And they get a concentration of arsenic, not enough really to make you sick, but enough that it shows up on tests.
01:30:35.000 So you get your blood checked, and you say, holy shit, there's some arsenic in there.
01:30:38.000 What the fuck is going on?
01:30:39.000 Is someone trying to kill me slowly?
01:30:42.000 Or is it sardines?
01:30:43.000 Turns out it was sardines.
01:30:48.000 I wonder if you could get turquoise poisoning, like if you constantly ate a little bit of turquoise every day.
01:30:54.000 Is turquoise toxic?
01:30:55.000 I don't know.
01:30:56.000 Is it stone?
01:30:57.000 Yeah, but if you shaved it down into a powder and put it in some proteins and stuff.
01:31:01.000 I don't know.
01:31:01.000 I don't know what the chemical composition of turquoise is, but...
01:31:04.000 You just don't study shit that doesn't get you fucked up?
01:31:07.000 No, I do.
01:31:07.000 How do you know?
01:31:09.000 What is the best thing ever?
01:31:10.000 It's so pretty.
01:31:11.000 That's a terrible question, but it leads to a half-decent one.
01:31:15.000 Do you think they've discovered all the psychedelic substances on Earth, or do you think there's some?
01:31:19.000 Oh, absolutely not.
01:31:19.000 No, definitely.
01:31:20.000 Not even close.
01:31:21.000 When I first saw Alexander Shulgin's work and saw P. Call, I was discouraged by it because I thought that it had all been done, that every single possible psychoactive Tryptamine and phenethylamine had already been synthesized.
01:31:34.000 And for people who don't know, pical is phil...
01:31:37.000 what is it that I've known and loved?
01:31:38.000 Phenethylamines I've known and loved and tryptamines I've known and loved.
01:31:41.000 And they're these two enormous thousand-plus page books written by a chemist in California named Alexander Shulgin.
01:31:47.000 And they contain at least about a hundred drugs that he's synthesized in these two chemical classes in each volume.
01:31:54.000 And it looks pretty comprehensive.
01:31:56.000 It looks as if he's I've evaluated every imaginable psychedelic, but that's only a fraction of what's possible.
01:32:01.000 I love that interview that you had with the man, because I had never seen a guy like that in the wild.
01:32:06.000 You know, I'd never seen some super chemist dude who's created, like, God knows how many combinatory...
01:32:12.000 I mean, how many times has he created something, some new cool thing, or discovered some new cool thing?
01:32:17.000 Just hundreds.
01:32:18.000 Yeah, how many has he documented?
01:32:19.000 It's amazing, right?
01:32:20.000 Enormous, enormous numbers.
01:32:21.000 Incredible.
01:32:22.000 And then he's sitting there just rattling all this information off to you, and you were like a fucking kid in a candy store.
01:32:27.000 You could tell.
01:32:27.000 You were like, wow.
01:32:29.000 Like, you couldn't believe you were hanging out with him.
01:32:30.000 Yeah, 900. It was so cool.
01:32:32.000 The enthusiasm, like, it really came through.
01:32:35.000 Like, your honest enthusiasm to be hanging around with this guy.
01:32:39.000 It really, you had...
01:32:41.000 An educated sense of reverence about what he's done.
01:32:44.000 So it's like, when you addressed all these things, you could tell that you had this great joy in getting this opportunity to talk to that guy.
01:32:52.000 Oh yeah, absolutely.
01:32:52.000 It was really cool.
01:32:53.000 Yeah, no, I love him with a passion.
01:32:55.000 He is one of the most amazing scientists that's ever lived.
01:32:57.000 How can people watch that?
01:32:58.000 How can they find that?
01:32:59.000 What is it?
01:33:00.000 If you type Hamilton's Pharmacopia, that's the name of my show, on VBS, you can find it on vice.com through the video section if you just look for Hamilton's Pharmacopia.
01:33:12.000 But yeah, I mean, he's in it.
01:33:13.000 And I've seen him quite a few times since then, and it really is a privilege because...
01:33:18.000 His entire methodology is one that's not followed anymore.
01:33:22.000 It seems very antiquated to most young people, and even pharmaceutical researchers.
01:33:26.000 The idea that anyone would take a drug that they synthesized is ridiculous, but that used to be totally normal.
01:33:33.000 That used to be the way drugs were developed.
01:33:36.000 The chemist who invented Ritalin.
01:33:38.000 He took it after he synthesized it and tried it and didn't really get much from it.
01:33:42.000 Then he gave it to his wife, Rita, and she loved it and said that it improved her tennis game, and so he named it after her, Rita Lynn.
01:33:49.000 Oh, wow.
01:33:49.000 But that kind of thing was common.
01:33:51.000 It improved her tennis game.
01:33:52.000 Yeah.
01:33:52.000 Because it's essentially like speed, right?
01:33:54.000 Yeah, it's like cocaine or...
01:33:55.000 How does that work with kids where it makes them, you know, kids who are really rowdy, it calms them down?
01:34:00.000 How the fuck does that work?
01:34:02.000 I mean, there's a bunch of different proposed mechanisms that are kind of complicated, but I don't really know how it works.
01:34:09.000 That's always been, I've met a couple kids that are on Ritalin, and it's always been a very dark sort of a moment when you realize that these people are drugging their kid.
01:34:20.000 I don't know if some people need it, but I know some people don't need it.
01:34:24.000 I've seen some kids that are just a little bit rowdy and they need attention, they're not getting it, and then all of a sudden they're pilled up.
01:34:29.000 That's a disturbing thing to watch.
01:34:30.000 Yeah, I think it's bound especially with very young children around high school, college age.
01:34:36.000 Especially when the mom crushes it down, they snort it.
01:34:39.000 Yeah, like in the Wonderful Whites of West Virginia, the wild and wonderful whites.
01:34:45.000 They were snorting pills right after she gave birth.
01:34:48.000 She gave birth, she's in the hospital, snorting pills.
01:34:50.000 Remember that?
01:34:50.000 Yeah, that's ridiculous.
01:34:52.000 Maybe I have seen some of this, actually.
01:34:53.000 Dude, it's fucking fabulous.
01:34:55.000 It's like watching, if you, you know, turned monkeys loose and let them live amongst people, how would they live?
01:35:02.000 They would live like these people.
01:35:03.000 These people are wild.
01:35:04.000 They're fucking wild.
01:35:06.000 They're like a different breed of human being.
01:35:08.000 You're in here, rattling off all this scientific knowledge of neurochemistry and pharmacopoeia, and there's people that could breed with you, and they're like, My name's Sue Bob.
01:35:20.000 I'm the old Zoe, the sexiest one in the family.
01:35:22.000 It's amazing.
01:35:24.000 It's all going on right now at the same time.
01:35:26.000 Oh, man.
01:35:28.000 We had a guy that was talking to us about hunting.
01:35:32.000 His name is Steve Rinella.
01:35:33.000 He was on the last podcast.
01:35:34.000 And he was telling us about he was in Africa.
01:35:36.000 And in Africa he was hanging out with these people that have to hunt for their food every single day.
01:35:41.000 And he was out to go with them.
01:35:43.000 But they have an internet connection.
01:35:45.000 They don't really have electricity.
01:35:48.000 They have a generator they can turn on for like an hour or two at night.
01:35:50.000 But they can't keep it on.
01:35:52.000 They can't afford it.
01:35:53.000 It's hard to get gas out there.
01:35:54.000 They have arrows and bows and shit that they've made themselves.
01:35:57.000 And yet they check their email.
01:35:59.000 And you can friend them on Facebook.
01:36:00.000 That's all going on right now at the same time.
01:36:04.000 It's amazing.
01:36:05.000 Did we get you too high before the show?
01:36:09.000 Be honest.
01:36:10.000 Because I think I got too high.
01:36:11.000 I was high for a while.
01:36:13.000 I was just having fun.
01:36:15.000 I'm so fucked up because I just got back from Brazil.
01:36:18.000 So my brain is on total auto hold.
01:36:21.000 One of my babies was throwing up last night.
01:36:23.000 Yeah, that sucks.
01:36:24.000 All night.
01:36:25.000 It's sad.
01:36:26.000 It's so sad.
01:36:26.000 I fucked up.
01:36:27.000 I flew Southwest, which usually I love Southwest.
01:36:31.000 But they have that whole number thing.
01:36:32.000 Like, if you check in too late, you're either A, B, C, or D, or whatever, how many people get on the plane.
01:36:37.000 Like, first they put the A's on, then the B's.
01:36:39.000 And I did one of those things where you sat...
01:36:40.000 Then the C's?
01:36:41.000 Yeah, I sat...
01:36:42.000 It was Columbus to LA. Well, Vegas to LA. But I sat between two of the fattest people ever.
01:36:48.000 And I'm sorry, but they...
01:36:50.000 Both took up 90% of my seat.
01:36:54.000 So the whole time, I'm like this.
01:36:56.000 You're in the middle and the other side, so it's like a movie.
01:36:58.000 Yeah, but I was holding myself like this, and you know my elbow pain that I've been in so a while.
01:37:03.000 Dude, I am so jacked from that flight.
01:37:05.000 That was the closest thing to torture I've ever been, and I couldn't do anything about it.
01:37:10.000 Well, didn't they kick Kevin Smith off?
01:37:12.000 Yeah.
01:37:13.000 How big were these people?
01:37:14.000 Bigger than Cameron Smith?
01:37:16.000 The guy was bigger than the girl, but the problem was the guy, he had so much room to lean on the window, but he decided to lean on my side.
01:37:26.000 So the whole time, he's on my lap almost.
01:37:30.000 And the woman was trying to be a little bit nicer about it, but she was still, you know, pretty big.
01:37:34.000 So she was, like, on my space.
01:37:37.000 See, that's a human rights issue.
01:37:38.000 Yeah!
01:37:39.000 Fucking seats are too goddamn small.
01:37:40.000 They need, like, a rape whistle for that.
01:37:42.000 Hamilton Morris would slip right in.
01:37:44.000 That's where it pays to be slender.
01:37:46.000 Yeah, no shit.
01:37:47.000 You could just go sideways, and those fatties couldn't even touch you.
01:37:50.000 You'd be like a sheet of paper between pyramid rocks.
01:37:53.000 Yeah.
01:37:53.000 You'd have no problem.
01:37:54.000 There should be a whistle for that or something.
01:37:56.000 We have an issue.
01:37:57.000 People are getting too fucking fat, you know, and it's been going on for a long time.
01:38:01.000 There's an image once that I saw online from the early 1900s, and it was one of those carnivals, and it was the fat man in the carnival.
01:38:09.000 Like, there would be a guy that was the fat man, and he was barely fat.
01:38:13.000 I mean, in comparison to what we consider fat today, like some of these people that you see that have to get moved out of their house, they have to cut a hole out and they're attached to the couch because they haven't gotten up, they've been shitting where they sit, and their fiber, their skin has like melted into the fucking chair.
01:38:27.000 This is not just one person.
01:38:29.000 This is many, many, many people have done this.
01:38:31.000 It's been a bunch of people that had to cut their fucking house open so they could pull them out attached to their couch.
01:38:37.000 You know, and this was just, you know, 1900s, 1903 or something.
01:38:41.000 Fat man.
01:38:42.000 He was like barely fat.
01:38:43.000 It was like barely.
01:38:44.000 He was a guy who should go on a diet.
01:38:46.000 Right.
01:38:47.000 You know, he was like not, you know, Joey Diaz when he was not even at his heaviest.
01:38:58.000 Like halfway there.
01:38:59.000 Right.
01:38:59.000 Halfway between Joey.
01:39:00.000 So it's like that's just a short amount of time ago where it was really rare to get that fat.
01:39:06.000 Mm-hmm.
01:39:07.000 It's amazing.
01:39:08.000 It's amazing how far society has slid or how far humanity has slid when it comes to that.
01:39:13.000 Our bodies are exploding.
01:39:15.000 It's so common to see people just overflowing out of their clothes, you know?
01:39:20.000 Fast food.
01:39:21.000 It's corn.
01:39:22.000 It's a lot of it.
01:39:22.000 Corn syrup, right?
01:39:24.000 Yeah.
01:39:24.000 Isn't there a documentary on that?
01:39:25.000 Yeah.
01:39:25.000 About how corn is really terrible for your body, difficult for it to break down.
01:39:30.000 That's why they feed it to cows and shit and get them fattened up before you slaughter them, make them more delicious.
01:39:35.000 Yeah.
01:39:36.000 Yep.
01:39:36.000 I don't know.
01:39:37.000 Used to be diet drugs were easier to obtain as well.
01:39:41.000 Oh yeah?
01:39:42.000 Really?
01:39:42.000 Yeah, definitely.
01:39:43.000 So you think when...
01:39:44.000 Well, I know one girl.
01:39:45.000 I saw one girl lose a shitload of weight.
01:39:47.000 She lost like 50, 60 pounds.
01:39:49.000 She went from being kind of chubby to like really hot.
01:39:51.000 It was like, whoa, and it happened so quickly.
01:39:53.000 And she was on something called Fenfen.
01:39:54.000 Do you remember that?
01:39:55.000 Sure, yeah.
01:39:56.000 Yeah.
01:39:57.000 Yeah.
01:39:57.000 That stuff jacked her, though.
01:39:59.000 It just...
01:40:01.000 Totally short-circuited her.
01:40:03.000 Yeah, it's pretty cardiotoxic.
01:40:05.000 Dangerous, man.
01:40:05.000 That's crazy.
01:40:06.000 Yeah, so she went right back to her normal weight again.
01:40:08.000 It was like she was a hot chick for like a year.
01:40:09.000 Huh.
01:40:10.000 That fen-fen kept it rocking for like a year.
01:40:13.000 But it was just too nutty, you know?
01:40:16.000 That's been the story with almost every stimulant they've used as a diet drug.
01:40:19.000 They used to use methamphetamine, they used amphetamine, they used fenmetrazine, they've used...
01:40:24.000 Anything you can imagine, any stimulant.
01:40:26.000 Just anything that they can sell you to make you think you're going to lose.
01:40:28.000 No, the stimulants do work.
01:40:30.000 And fen-fen worked, I'm sure.
01:40:33.000 Do those things that you see, like, you know, ripped fuel and all that shit, are those diet pills, are those things effective?
01:40:40.000 I don't know what's in them.
01:40:41.000 I mean, some of them have weird derivatives of phenethylamine, you know.
01:40:46.000 Yeah, what is all that stuff?
01:40:47.000 Those are just amino acids?
01:40:48.000 Is that what it is?
01:40:49.000 No, they're just probably really weak stimulants.
01:40:54.000 You know, like phenethylamine is a close derivative of amphetamine, just missing one carbon atom.
01:41:01.000 And it's illegal, so you can just put tons of it into dietary supplements and it produces a short-lasting stimulant effect.
01:41:11.000 It's amazing that that's one of the number one concerns that people have, getting rid of fat.
01:41:18.000 It's a very strange statement when you think about how a society becomes so successful that even when people are down in the dumps, they're still fat.
01:41:28.000 They're still fucking...
01:41:30.000 It's like normal.
01:41:31.000 It's normal to have excess energy stored away under your skin.
01:41:35.000 It's normal to be prepared for...
01:41:37.000 You're fucking stocked up, you know?
01:41:40.000 In the wild days, it's so rare to become a fat person, you know?
01:41:46.000 It's a fucking terrible conversation.
01:41:50.000 You guys checked out a long time ago.
01:41:52.000 I smelled it.
01:41:55.000 All this talk about fat...
01:41:59.000 You know, when you have friends that are overweight and you worry, you know, after Patrice died, especially our friend Patrice O'Neal is a stand-up comedian, just died recently.
01:42:06.000 You know, you have friends that are overweight and it's just, it's like a bomb, man.
01:42:11.000 You know, it's going to go off eventually.
01:42:13.000 You don't know what you can do.
01:42:14.000 You got to try to diffuse it, try to lead them in the right direction, or just enjoy them until they blow up.
01:42:20.000 Did Patrice O'Neal think that his fatness aided his comedy as well?
01:42:24.000 I've never had that conversation with him, so I could never speak of it, but he was really analytical about his comedy.
01:42:31.000 I just think he was also a guy who wanted to do whatever the fuck he wanted to do right then and there.
01:42:36.000 Some of the best comedians are also very impulsive people, and it can be good and bad.
01:42:42.000 I know comedians that have become impulsive gamblers, and they can get addicted to drugs.
01:42:46.000 A lot of them have really kind of wild and impulsive...
01:42:50.000 Instincts.
01:42:50.000 And that's what makes them funny.
01:42:52.000 Be the first person to say, bitch, shut the fuck up!
01:42:55.000 And that was Patrice O'Neill.
01:42:56.000 He was the first guy that would say, call you on your bullshit.
01:42:59.000 The first guy to say, shut the fuck up.
01:43:01.000 And to be that person that doesn't really worry about how this is going to come out, just fly with it.
01:43:06.000 It's a very specific type of personality.
01:43:10.000 Not that many people do it.
01:43:11.000 And that personality is prone to doing a lot of other crazy shit, too.
01:43:15.000 That personality is prone to just eat until they fucking pass out.
01:43:18.000 That personality is prone to do 15 shots on a dare.
01:43:22.000 That's a wild personality.
01:43:24.000 That's a personality that's going to go with you to Mexico.
01:43:27.000 That's the reason why they're funny.
01:43:31.000 You're sad.
01:43:32.000 You see your friend who's really big and you see him eating himself to death and you're like, what the fuck can I say?
01:43:38.000 You can't say anything.
01:43:39.000 There's nothing you can do.
01:43:40.000 Any more than you've already done, you're an asshole.
01:43:41.000 You tell them you love them.
01:43:42.000 You give them a pat on the back.
01:43:44.000 If you need help, come to the gym.
01:43:45.000 I'll work out with you.
01:43:47.000 Other than that, what the fuck else can you do?
01:43:49.000 It's a weird world we live in.
01:43:51.000 People are eating themselves to death.
01:43:53.000 Hamilton Morris, you don't have to worry about that shit.
01:43:55.000 You stay slender with your vegetarian lifestyle on your basic alanines, whatever various substances you choose.
01:44:03.000 Are you a multivitamin guy?
01:44:05.000 You seem like you know so much about the body.
01:44:07.000 Do you take supplements?
01:44:09.000 I do, yeah.
01:44:10.000 Yeah, what do you take?
01:44:11.000 Big list?
01:44:12.000 Yeah.
01:44:13.000 Yeah, I bet you do.
01:44:13.000 I knew you, motherfucker.
01:44:15.000 Aren't you concerned about your liver?
01:44:17.000 Oh, yeah.
01:44:18.000 Well, I mean, it depends on what supplement.
01:44:20.000 Not all of them have hepatotoxicity issues, but some of them do.
01:44:25.000 Yeah, hepatotoxicity.
01:44:27.000 I was just about to bring that up.
01:44:29.000 It's not like it's inherently bad for your liver to take vitamins.
01:44:33.000 It's part of food, right?
01:44:34.000 I mean, that's essentially what it is.
01:44:35.000 I mean, everything has to go through your liver.
01:44:36.000 So, yeah, that's not a huge worry unless it's something right.
01:44:39.000 Are some in super high doses toxic?
01:44:42.000 Like, what are the ones to avoid?
01:44:43.000 Absolutely, yeah.
01:44:43.000 The fat-soluble ones are like vitamin E. Potentially vitamin A as well.
01:44:51.000 I don't know.
01:44:52.000 It's not something I've done a huge amount of research on.
01:44:55.000 Now when you say fat-soluble, somebody said that once for someone who got caught taking a performance-enhancing drug, and one of the people that was in his camp said one of the things that fucked him up was that he's too fat, and so he can't get it out of his system as quick.
01:45:10.000 Sure, yeah.
01:45:11.000 Is that really true?
01:45:12.000 Like, it stays in your fat?
01:45:13.000 Like, if you were a lean person, you would get it out of your system, whereas if you were a person that had a high percentage of body weight, it would remain for longer?
01:45:20.000 It's possible, yeah.
01:45:21.000 I mean, that's one of the main physical properties of any molecule, is that it has different solubilities and different chemicals, and some things are lipid-soluble.
01:45:30.000 And if it's something like THC, and you have a huge amount of fat tissue on your body that the THC can...
01:45:38.000 Stay in.
01:45:39.000 So you're just fucking high all day.
01:45:41.000 Certain people...
01:45:42.000 But you're not getting high off of it.
01:45:44.000 It's just lingering in your cells.
01:45:46.000 It's not doing anything for you?
01:45:47.000 Unless it's in the central nervous system.
01:45:49.000 What if it's just giving you a very mild high?
01:45:51.000 Just a mildest...
01:45:52.000 Just cooks in.
01:45:54.000 Well, then there's people that claim that there's some reservoir in your spinal fluid or something.
01:45:59.000 If you crack your back the right way, that'll...
01:46:01.000 Really?
01:46:02.000 It gives you a blast of cannabinoids?
01:46:03.000 Or LSD or something.
01:46:06.000 Really?
01:46:06.000 Really?
01:46:07.000 Wow.
01:46:07.000 Yes, there's people that say that.
01:46:08.000 I don't think it's true.
01:46:09.000 Well, there's people that say that kundalini yoga practice can lead to psychedelic experiences.
01:46:13.000 Sure, yeah.
01:46:14.000 Have you ever experienced that?
01:46:16.000 Yeah, I studied kundalini yoga for a while.
01:46:19.000 Did you ever trip?
01:46:20.000 No.
01:46:21.000 No.
01:46:21.000 Try?
01:46:22.000 I mean, that was one of the ways they tried to sell.
01:46:24.000 I had to take it as part of my sports requirement in high school.
01:46:28.000 You took Kundalini Yoga for sports.
01:46:30.000 That's awesome.
01:46:32.000 That is awesome.
01:46:33.000 Holy shit, that's amazing.
01:46:35.000 Yeah.
01:46:36.000 That's great.
01:46:37.000 Yeah.
01:46:37.000 And they tried to sell it by equating it with a drug experience of some kind.
01:46:43.000 And that's why it was so popular in the 60s for that same reason.
01:46:45.000 But I don't really...
01:46:48.000 I never achieved any profound state of altered consciousness.
01:46:53.000 I have one friend who had a girl that he knew that was a friend of his that he actually went on a trip with her.
01:47:00.000 They were actually just platonic friends, but they would travel together occasionally.
01:47:04.000 And she was into serious kundalini yoga, where she would get up every morning at a very specific time, and she would have to face a very specific angle.
01:47:14.000 I don't remember what it was.
01:47:15.000 It was I don't know what she was doing, but she would do these very intense kundalini exercises for like an hour, an hour and 15 minutes, an hour and 20 minutes, and she did it every day.
01:47:27.000 And she claimed that when she did it for long periods of time, because she did it so much, she could get into like an astral traveling sort of dimension traveling state of consciousness, where she would have psychedelic experiences.
01:47:41.000 Yeah, actually now that I think of it, I did have some...
01:47:44.000 How could you forget that?
01:47:46.000 They weren't exactly the same.
01:47:49.000 You've had so many psychedelic experiences for you to have one in yoga.
01:47:52.000 You're like, oh yeah, I had one in that too.
01:47:54.000 But it wasn't really that.
01:47:56.000 They do these breathing techniques, breath of fire.
01:47:58.000 For a normal person, having an experience like that would be something they would never forget.
01:48:02.000 Oh my god, I did yoga and I had this most incredible transcendent experience.
01:48:05.000 I left my body.
01:48:06.000 I became one with the universe.
01:48:08.000 For you, you're like, oh yeah, I did that during yoga too.
01:48:12.000 So how did it happen?
01:48:14.000 How did it go down?
01:48:15.000 You have to follow these different breathing techniques and then hold yourself in some kind of a weird stress position that's extremely exhausting and then all of your muscles start to vibrate like I was on that Oh, the turbosonic.
01:48:28.000 Yeah, like the turbosonic.
01:48:29.000 So it's like a turbosonic type effect.
01:48:31.000 I would compare it more to the turbosonic than to LSD. Wow.
01:48:36.000 Yeah.
01:48:37.000 That's interesting.
01:48:38.000 Yeah.
01:48:38.000 What's the number one thing that if you had to do it again, you would approach with more caution?
01:48:45.000 Is there any one psychedelic experience that would be like three for a loop?
01:48:49.000 I mean, yeah, many have.
01:48:51.000 But I think drugs like, there certainly are drugs that are more friendly than others, and I think 5-MeoDMT would be an example of something that has the capacity to be extremely unpleasant if you take it under the wrong circumstances.
01:49:04.000 I had a friend completely flip out, taking it, because he had eaten, and so he had to throw up, and he got up to throw up, and he got to the sink just in time to throw up, but then he was just going crazy.
01:49:17.000 Yeah.
01:49:18.000 Talking about rape, talking about all kinds of crazy shit.
01:49:21.000 Took his shirt off.
01:49:22.000 Yeah.
01:49:23.000 I had a friend lose consciousness and start vomiting and look as if they had died.
01:49:27.000 I've seen and read about it.
01:49:29.000 My friend Doug Stanhope, the comedian, I thought we lost him.
01:49:32.000 He was going like this.
01:49:33.000 Eh!
01:49:38.000 And little bubbles were coming out of the corner of his mouth and I'm like, shit.
01:49:42.000 And I'm hanging out with Doug and I'm just thinking all the chemicals that Doug throws into his body, cigarettes and beer and fucking, I mean, Doug shits on multivitamins.
01:49:52.000 He's not taking a multivitamins.
01:49:53.000 Get the fuck out of here.
01:49:54.000 So I'm like, we might have redlined his body with this shit.
01:49:57.000 I was like, he just took a big hit and he might be a goner.
01:50:01.000 But he came through it.
01:50:02.000 But it was terrifying for a couple of minutes.
01:50:04.000 Yeah.
01:50:04.000 You did mouth-to-mouth, didn't you?
01:50:06.000 I almost did.
01:50:08.000 Make it!
01:50:09.000 Man, I'm okay.
01:50:10.000 Make it!
01:50:11.000 Make it, dude!
01:50:14.000 What were you saying about that?
01:50:16.000 Just that you were asking me if there was one that I would approach with caution again in the future.
01:50:21.000 5-MEO you think would be the scariest one?
01:50:24.000 Probably.
01:50:25.000 I mean, there's also just isolated experiences that you can't necessarily connect with this substance.
01:50:30.000 You know, in Picall, there's like...
01:50:32.000 Ann Shulgin takes this oxygen-less mescaline derivative called desoxy and goes into a fugue state where she has a prevailing sense of unreality that lasts for months or something.
01:50:46.000 It just totally feels like she's in a dream...
01:50:48.000 But then I've had friends who also have used unusual substances that haven't been tested very much and have weird reactions.
01:50:56.000 But even if you ingest the same substance over and over and over again, you really don't know exactly what's going to happen with the psychedelics.
01:51:03.000 Taking the exact same quantity of synthetic psilocybin over and over and over again a year apart every year will feel completely different every time.
01:51:10.000 So I'm always skeptical of people that feel as if they really know the effects of any substance because it's always completely different.
01:51:18.000 Well, DMT always seemed like there's so much coming at you, and it was coming at you for only like 15 minutes.
01:51:23.000 Like, it was almost impossible to bring back anything.
01:51:26.000 It was almost impossible to record any of it.
01:51:28.000 Yeah.
01:51:29.000 You know, I mean, to say that you know that experience, my God, you'd have to do that experience so many times.
01:51:33.000 Just to get a general sense of just looking around and just relaxing and trying to absorb it all.
01:51:39.000 Trying to like figure out what the fuck is this.
01:51:40.000 Can I move this around myself?
01:51:42.000 Like what is this?
01:51:43.000 Is this an organism?
01:51:44.000 Is this the universe?
01:51:46.000 Is this the wiring of love?
01:51:48.000 What the fuck is going on here?
01:51:49.000 It takes so long.
01:51:51.000 Like you do it and every time you do it you come back and then you go what the fuck was that?
01:51:54.000 And then you go back in again and it's still the same thing for 15 minutes.
01:51:57.000 It's just like it's too alien and too crazy.
01:52:00.000 There's no way you can ever really truly get a grip on it.
01:52:02.000 It's not like you can Go on a vacation to DMT land.
01:52:05.000 You know, if you could take a trip, you know, or you could go somewhere for two weeks, and in that two-week time, you would, the entire time, you would be going through a DMT trip.
01:52:17.000 Right, yeah.
01:52:18.000 Then maybe you would kind of get a grip on it.
01:52:19.000 Then ayahuasca is, you know, some intermediate between smoking DMT and...
01:52:25.000 I'm not an intermediate.
01:52:26.000 It's just the longest that you can have that experience.
01:52:30.000 And even then, you don't really...
01:52:31.000 It's not as if lengthening the experience gives you some greater understanding of what it is, necessarily.
01:52:37.000 I don't think it's really any less or more confusing than smoking it.
01:52:41.000 It's just a longer duration.
01:52:42.000 And then you have people like Gordon Todd Skinner who are hooking themselves up to IV bags filled with DMT. Right.
01:52:48.000 Now, this is the guy that you wrote about in the...
01:52:50.000 What is it called?
01:52:51.000 Crystal?
01:52:52.000 What is it?
01:52:52.000 Crystal Cole.
01:52:53.000 Yeah, but your article was called High on Crystal?
01:52:57.000 Yeah, High on Crystal is the name of the video.
01:52:59.000 What a fucking crazy story.
01:53:01.000 And if you haven't read that, this is a must-read.
01:53:03.000 The other thing where you were interviewing Shulgin was amazing as well, but you have to see this.
01:53:08.000 This girl was a stripper, and she meets this dude who's like this big-time LSD manufacturer who has a fucking house in a silo and millions of dollars, right?
01:53:21.000 He's rich as fuck, and he's like the number one LSD guy in the country.
01:53:27.000 I mean, it's all so unclear.
01:53:29.000 And this is another example of a story where a lot of people talk about it with an enormous amount of confidence, as if they have an understanding of what happened.
01:53:35.000 They say, oh, it's all Crystal Cole's fault, or it's all X's fault, or Y's fault.
01:53:38.000 But if I've learned anything from researching it over the course of years, it's that absolutely nothing is certain about the story.
01:53:44.000 It's incredibly complicated, and there's so much conflicting information for absolutely every element of the story that you have to be very careful about talking about what happened with certainty.
01:53:54.000 But...
01:53:55.000 There was this lab, and they did lure Crystal Cole into it, and she did become a part of it.
01:54:04.000 She took DMT anally, dude.
01:54:07.000 Yes.
01:54:07.000 That's amazing.
01:54:09.000 Yeah.
01:54:09.000 Everyone was.
01:54:10.000 What a crazy girl.
01:54:11.000 The shamanic colonic.
01:54:12.000 Woo!
01:54:13.000 It's just harder that she did it.
01:54:15.000 Yeah, it's way harder that she did it.
01:54:16.000 I don't want to know that fat, sweaty dude that was fucking her and stuck it up his ass.
01:54:19.000 I don't even care about that.
01:54:21.000 I did it too, Joe.
01:54:21.000 I'll show you how I did it.
01:54:22.000 I don't care about that.
01:54:23.000 It's an amazing story though, man.
01:54:25.000 This girl escaped, right?
01:54:29.000 And then the dude came after her and kidnapped her and some other dude.
01:54:33.000 They escaped together to get away from this fucking crazy guy.
01:54:36.000 And it turns out the guy was working with the FBI or the DEA. So this number one LSD dealer was working with the DEA. Yeah.
01:54:44.000 And had been for quite some time.
01:54:45.000 Damn!
01:54:46.000 Yeah.
01:54:47.000 You know, that reminds me of a story.
01:54:49.000 Do you know who Whitey Bulger is?
01:54:51.000 Yes.
01:54:51.000 You know that story, then?
01:54:52.000 Yeah, I'm from Massachusetts.
01:54:53.000 That's right, you're from Massachusetts.
01:54:54.000 What an amazing story.
01:54:55.000 For people who don't know, Whitey Bulger was the head of the Irish Mob, and he was also working for the FBI. So if you turned Whitey Bulger in, Whitey Bulger would know from the FBI, first of all, they wouldn't arrest him, and then he would go kill you.
01:55:08.000 And that's really how it ran.
01:55:09.000 I mean, they really did run it like that.
01:55:11.000 And you find that out, and you go, that is amazing.
01:55:14.000 This is essentially along the same lines.
01:55:16.000 Yeah.
01:55:17.000 And things like this have been happening for a long time, both in the US and internationally.
01:55:22.000 You know, there's the Iran-Contras with this whole scandal about them pumping cocaine into ghettos in America to create the crack problem.
01:55:31.000 I don't know that it's necessarily true, but it's a theory that a lot of people have.
01:55:35.000 The same thing happened in South Africa with methaqualone, with Quaaludes.
01:55:39.000 There was this whole project called Project Coast, where they were synthesizing massive quantities of MDMA and Quaaludes in order to weaponize them for crowd control, supposedly.
01:55:49.000 Holy shit!
01:55:49.000 So then they were pumping them all into the streets, and now the only...
01:55:51.000 Wait a minute, MDMA weapons?
01:55:53.000 Yeah, as a crowd control.
01:55:55.000 Oh my god, so you'd blast the crowd with ecstasy?
01:55:57.000 Yeah, it's called Project Coast.
01:55:58.000 What a brilliant idea.
01:56:00.000 Where do I sign up?
01:56:01.000 Dude, that's like my bit about how to calm down the Middle East.
01:56:03.000 I had a bit I did about sending crop duster planes just fucking cover the Middle East with chronic smoke for just weeks.
01:56:10.000 Uh-huh.
01:56:11.000 Oh, I mean, they did that as well, actually.
01:56:14.000 Weaponized THC. They did?
01:56:18.000 That's the craziest sentence.
01:56:19.000 Yeah, James Ketchum's lab.
01:56:21.000 That's the craziest sentence ever.
01:56:23.000 Weaponized THC. Yeah, they called it like red oil or something.
01:56:26.000 That was like the code name for it.
01:56:28.000 What does it do?
01:56:30.000 You spray it on people and they become high?
01:56:31.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:56:32.000 That's hilarious.
01:56:33.000 Edgewood Arsenal, that's the name of it.
01:56:35.000 Yeah.
01:56:37.000 It was thought of as an improvement because it's a non-lethal incapacitating agent.
01:56:43.000 And if you have a choice between shooting someone and dusting them with THC... That's amazing.
01:56:49.000 I can't believe that was a real product.
01:56:51.000 Absolutely, yeah.
01:56:52.000 What else can they dust you with?
01:56:54.000 MDMA, THC... And they try LSD as well.
01:56:57.000 The problem is also that there are physical properties of these different drugs that limit their...
01:57:02.000 Their ability to travel through the air, to maintain their potency when they're laid on surfaces or on the soil.
01:57:09.000 LSD is not a stable molecule.
01:57:12.000 So when they were trying to weaponize it, one of the problems is just it didn't aerosolize well, it didn't last on surfaces well, and then they settled on BZ because they thought it was a better chemical weapon.
01:57:23.000 BZ. What is BZ? It's an anti-cholinergic drug, like Jacob's Ladder.
01:57:28.000 The movie Jacob's Ladder is about...
01:57:30.000 Really?
01:57:30.000 Yeah.
01:57:31.000 So they really were trying to make LSD and use it as a weapon.
01:57:34.000 Absolutely, yeah.
01:57:35.000 What was the idea?
01:57:36.000 What was it going to do to the troops?
01:57:38.000 Just make them disoriented and you just take them...
01:57:40.000 Well, yeah, I mean, can you imagine if you discovered, if you didn't know anything about psychedelics at all, and you discovered LSD, and they tried absolutely everything they could with it.
01:57:48.000 They tried to see if they could use it as a truth serum.
01:57:50.000 They tried to see if they could use it to, you know, they tried both good and bad uses.
01:57:56.000 There were scientists using it to increase their intelligence, and then there were people trying to, yeah, use it to make people insane, to reprogram people's brains.
01:58:04.000 That was the large part of MKUltra.
01:58:07.000 It was about...
01:58:08.000 You know, manipulating people's minds using psychedelics and sensory deprivation and things like that.
01:58:13.000 And it was just crazy.
01:58:15.000 Trial and error by murderers.
01:58:17.000 Yeah.
01:58:18.000 That's how they did it.
01:58:19.000 Trial and error by, like, Nixon's people.
01:58:21.000 They should make it into a steam.
01:58:23.000 Could you imagine, man?
01:58:24.000 Trial and error with LSD by Nixon's people.
01:58:27.000 Yeah, supposedly the word trip comes from, that's like FBI lingo, from when they were doing the experiments.
01:58:32.000 Really?
01:58:33.000 Yeah.
01:58:33.000 Wow.
01:58:34.000 The scariest thing that I ever heard connected to any psychedelic experience was that Timothy Leary was connected, or not Timothy Leary, the Unabobber, Ted Kaczynski, was connected to some studies at Harvard, and he had done some classified LSD studies, and they tweaked a lot of people's fucking heads.
01:58:55.000 Then he went back to Berkeley, taught math for a few years until he got enough money to buy that cab and take on the technology.
01:59:02.000 They might have fried that dude's brain.
01:59:05.000 They were lobotomizing people.
01:59:06.000 They were doing just unbelievable...
01:59:08.000 I don't know if you're familiar with the book Acid Dreams.
01:59:10.000 They did every imaginable thing.
01:59:12.000 They'd hook up people to IVs with a stimulant like amphetamine in one wrist.
01:59:16.000 You're the second person in a week that's recommended Acid Dreams.
01:59:19.000 I have to go get that now.
01:59:20.000 At least read the first half of it.
01:59:22.000 So it's all about different experiences that they tried to impart on people with LSD? It's about, yeah, all these attempts to weaponize LSD and to use it as a truth serum and MKUltra.
01:59:37.000 I'm buying it right now.
01:59:39.000 It's an old book.
01:59:41.000 It's been around since the 80s.
01:59:43.000 You've heard of, it's supposedly an urban myth, but a French town that they dosed with LSD. Is that true?
01:59:51.000 Yeah, it is true.
01:59:52.000 So they did do that?
01:59:52.000 I think that's true, yeah.
01:59:54.000 And that's more recent research that came up in the last, maybe in the last five years.
01:59:58.000 Yeah, I'd read it, and then I'd read a counterpoint that said it was bullshit because you can't even get acid to work in bread like that, that it wouldn't maintain itself.
02:00:07.000 Is that true?
02:00:08.000 Yeah, it would not survive the heating, but they could have added it afterwards.
02:00:12.000 And supposedly they...
02:00:13.000 I mean, you know...
02:00:14.000 So wouldn't they have to be...
02:00:16.000 I mean, how would you go about getting that acid into the bread?
02:00:19.000 You'd have to get a CIA guy who works there and just fucks with everybody's bread and squirts it out.
02:00:24.000 Go ahead, eat that.
02:00:24.000 I guess so.
02:00:25.000 It doesn't seem...
02:00:26.000 I mean, you could spray bread with LSD. Yeah, it was an interesting argument when I heard it.
02:00:30.000 Because I had assumed that it was true.
02:00:32.000 And I was like saying, like, wow, look what they found.
02:00:34.000 And then I saw this counterpoint to it, and I was like, oh, okay.
02:00:36.000 Is it possible that they could have created a more stable form of LSD, or could it be some other psychedelic that would have similar effects that would be stable?
02:00:44.000 Sure, yeah.
02:00:45.000 Absolutely.
02:00:46.000 I mean, there's plenty of psychedelics that they were testing at that time that are more stable than LSD. LSD is unusually unstable.
02:00:58.000 But yeah, I think that, you know, they recovered some communication between two operatives and they said, like, did you finish the mission with the diethylamide or something?
02:01:07.000 They didn't specifically say LSD, but they used some abbreviated form.
02:01:11.000 So it's not conclusive, but I think that there's strong evidence that that happened.
02:01:16.000 You would think that if they knew that it would have monstrous effects, they would have to know whether or not there's something that they can monetarily get out of it.
02:01:24.000 Well, I think they didn't know.
02:01:25.000 They wanted to know.
02:01:25.000 Yeah, they wanted to experiment.
02:01:27.000 What happens?
02:01:27.000 It seems such a powerful thing to have.
02:01:30.000 You're going to find out what it's capable of.
02:01:31.000 You're not going to just let it go.
02:01:33.000 You're going to have to try to crack the code.
02:01:34.000 Right, and apparently they were spraying it into the New York subway system.
02:01:40.000 That's crazy!
02:01:41.000 Oh, they had an entire CIA whorehouse where they were taken...
02:01:45.000 Oh yeah, that's Operation Midnight Climax.
02:01:47.000 That was in San Francisco and New York.
02:01:49.000 They had two different whorehouses.
02:01:51.000 That's an amazing story.
02:01:52.000 I love that story.
02:01:53.000 You gotta Google that, folks, because it's amazing.
02:01:55.000 They ran brothels where they dosed dudes.
02:01:57.000 Poor guy, just going in there for some sexual relief.
02:02:00.000 Just something...
02:02:01.000 Just take his mind off his horrible day.
02:02:05.000 Would you like a drink, honey?
02:02:07.000 He's like, yeah, just a Jack and Coke would do me great.
02:02:09.000 Jack and Coke with acid!
02:02:11.000 Oh no!
02:02:13.000 What the fuck, man?
02:02:15.000 They really didn't know then.
02:02:16.000 I mean, they probably had an idea, but there was these anthropological reports of what Indians do when they take peyote, but they had no idea how just some businessman...
02:02:24.000 Well, apparently they started doing it once they stopped getting people that are willing to sign up for the voluntary tests.
02:02:34.000 Too many people were getting fucked up by the tests.
02:02:36.000 So this is what I had read, is that they switched to dosing people when they ran out of volunteers.
02:02:42.000 Huh.
02:02:43.000 I would imagine they would have had volunteers, especially later on in these programs, and they were becoming publicly known substances.
02:02:49.000 But yeah, a lot of the early research, there's a book called Drugs and Fantasy, where it's just people being dosed with PCP. I think the France one was like 51 or something like that, wasn't it?
02:02:58.000 Yeah, quite a while ago.
02:03:01.000 It's really terrifying to think that they actually did do that.
02:03:04.000 You believe it, though?
02:03:05.000 Yeah, I do.
02:03:07.000 This doused the whole town.
02:03:08.000 Let's see what happens.
02:03:10.000 Yeah.
02:03:11.000 Nuts!
02:03:12.000 You've seen the videos of them dousing soldiers, right?
02:03:15.000 I believe it was the English army.
02:03:17.000 They're just wandering around.
02:03:19.000 It's amazing.
02:03:21.000 Yeah, people died in that French town.
02:03:23.000 Didn't they commit suicide?
02:03:25.000 People jumped off bridges.
02:03:26.000 I mean, I guess it's the same kind of stuff that happens today with psychedelics where certain people respond badly and want to jump off of things.
02:03:32.000 Do you support the theory that that was the cause of the Salem witch trials and all that stuff?
02:03:38.000 That it was an ergot infection?
02:03:42.000 You know that story?
02:03:43.000 Do you know that story?
02:03:44.000 I know that they claim that witch brooms were an implement for vaginally administering scopolamine and atropine and all these different delirions.
02:03:53.000 What?
02:03:53.000 Jesus Christ!
02:03:55.000 Vaginally distributing with a pole?
02:03:57.000 Yeah.
02:03:58.000 That seems so crude and uncreative.
02:04:00.000 That's one idea, but I don't know about ergot and witches, no.
02:04:03.000 Wow.
02:04:05.000 What is it?
02:04:07.000 It's a fungus, apparently.
02:04:11.000 Oh yeah, I know about it.
02:04:12.000 And apparently it has some psychoactive effects.
02:04:14.000 You can get a poisoning from it, and it can give you some sort of a psychoactive effect.
02:04:19.000 And they thought it was responsible for witchcraft?
02:04:20.000 Yeah, they thought it could have been responsible for people that thought they were experiencing magic, and they were hallucinating, and they were getting fucked up.
02:04:27.000 And they could have started blaming it on women, which is what you do when you can't get laid.
02:04:32.000 So you're all fucked up on this crazy bread, this ergot.
02:04:37.000 Apparently, you've never heard of ergot being psychoactive?
02:04:40.000 Oh, absolutely.
02:04:41.000 What is the effect like?
02:04:43.000 What is the effect of ergot like?
02:04:45.000 Well, it contains just a variety of these different ergoline substances, but there's lysergic acid, amide, and they were used medicinally for a very long time.
02:04:56.000 That was the reason that LSD was discovered, is because they were using these isolating different alkaloids from ergot, sclerotia, and trying to see if they had some use in preventing postpartum bleeding in pregnant women.
02:05:11.000 women.
02:05:12.000 Wow.
02:05:13.000 Yeah.
02:05:14.000 So they weren't investigating psychoactive drugs.
02:05:15.000 They had some interest in using them as potential analeptics, like drugs to reduce fatigue, and that was this one, nootropic hydrogene, was produced by Albert Hoffman in the course of that study.
02:05:26.000 But they certainly weren't looking for anything like LSD.
02:05:28.000 Wasn't LSD...
02:05:29.000 Yeah.
02:05:30.000 There was some people that were looking for something to make women more fertile or something along those lines.
02:05:38.000 What the fuck did I read?
02:05:43.000 Something that would encourage women to ovulate?
02:05:45.000 Is that true?
02:05:46.000 Did I read nonsense?
02:05:47.000 I don't know.
02:05:48.000 I mean, it happens all the time.
02:05:50.000 I hate that.
02:05:51.000 I hate when I have a thought that I can't wrap my head around.
02:05:54.000 There's too much goddamn information online.
02:05:56.000 Yeah.
02:05:57.000 But that happens all the time in medical research.
02:06:00.000 So they'll be trying to create one thing.
02:06:01.000 Right.
02:06:02.000 Wow.
02:06:03.000 That's the story of Viagra.
02:06:04.000 It's probably a drug to stop them bitching.
02:06:08.000 Wait a minute.
02:06:10.000 Yeah, Brian, that's what it is.
02:06:11.000 Let me ask you this, because you're a rational guy that does this stuff.
02:06:14.000 You're obviously very well read.
02:06:17.000 You know what you're talking about clearly.
02:06:19.000 When you have an intense psychedelic experience, and when you experience what seems to be something that is not you, something that you're interacting with that does not appear to be the imagination, It could be.
02:06:38.000 I don't know.
02:06:39.000 But a lot of people have interesting opinions.
02:06:43.000 A lot of people that have seen real intense psychedelic visions have very interesting opinions.
02:06:48.000 And you might be the most psychedelically traveled person I've ever met in my life.
02:06:53.000 So, that's a perfect combination for you to be the guy that answers that question.
02:06:56.000 What the fuck is going on?
02:06:57.000 When you have an intense psychedelic experience, is it just...
02:07:02.000 Is it chemicals perturbing your natural brain state?
02:07:05.000 What do you think is happening?
02:07:06.000 Yeah, I think it is, but saying just chemicals is already kind of problematic because everything is just chemicals.
02:07:12.000 And just chemicals is absolutely everything you ever experience and remember and have ever lived.
02:07:16.000 So everything is a chemical phenomenon.
02:07:18.000 Consciousness is a chemical phenomenon.
02:07:20.000 The fact that we're able to perceive any of this, that we're able to have this conversation right now, it's all an amazing chemical interaction.
02:07:27.000 I don't see the need to bring in any kind of supernatural interpretation of the phenomena, because it just is not necessary, and the same reason that I don't see the need to bring in a supernatural interpretation of the universe, or of anything else, or even ghosts.
02:07:42.000 If you look at a ghost phenomenon, You can look at it two ways.
02:07:46.000 You can say, oh, this was a weird supernatural experience, or you can say this was a really weird moment of psychopathology and what psychological mechanism made this person so afraid that they hallucinated and thought they heard something or thought they saw another being, which is equally fascinating, if not more fascinating.
02:08:01.000 Or there's a dude who didn't get enough attention from his parents and pretends to see ghosts.
02:08:06.000 He's in the basement watching shit with night vision.
02:08:09.000 That could be the case, too.
02:08:12.000 Yeah, I mean, I almost feel like that's the lesser interpretation.
02:08:14.000 It's the easy way.
02:08:16.000 It's much easier to say, oh, they're aliens.
02:08:18.000 That's very simple.
02:08:19.000 Whereas if you actually wonder what is the true biochemical basis of this phenomenon, it's an incredibly complicated question and it won't have a simple answer.
02:08:29.000 Right.
02:08:29.000 But...
02:08:29.000 That's why it's a worthwhile question.
02:08:31.000 Do you believe that it's possible that taking something along the lines of DMT or any really intense psychedelic actually opens up some sort of a door to another dimension, another place, another existence, something you can't experience, another frequency, another station on the dial?
02:08:49.000 I think other dimensions of yourself, certainly.
02:08:51.000 I don't know that there's another physical dimension that you're accessing.
02:08:55.000 I don't see any reason to believe in that.
02:08:57.000 I think there's enough inside of all of us to account for that.
02:09:00.000 So you think that when you have this incredible, massive visual experience, it's all an imaginatory thing?
02:09:11.000 It's not like your consciousness travels to a place or tunes into a frequency?
02:09:18.000 No, I don't think that.
02:09:20.000 So you think it's just a chemical reaction?
02:09:23.000 But an incredibly fascinating, complicated chemical interaction.
02:09:26.000 Well, I'm absolutely not arguing with you.
02:09:28.000 I'm not sold on what the hell it is.
02:09:30.000 And I've had that argument with people that are really almost like, they almost proselytize about the experience to the point where they're talking about it as if it's a religious definite.
02:09:41.000 You know, this is what happens, this is what happens.
02:09:43.000 And I've always said, you know, maybe it's possible, but it's also possible it's just crazy chemicals.
02:09:48.000 But it doesn't mean it's not spiritual.
02:09:50.000 If people have spiritual benefits, that's fine.
02:09:52.000 It doesn't mean that they can't have a religious experience or they can't interpret it however they want.
02:09:57.000 Sure, the interaction is beautiful.
02:09:59.000 If the interaction is beautiful, it doesn't have to be otherworldly for it to be divine.
02:10:04.000 You know, the interaction is beautiful.
02:10:05.000 It could set you off on another direction.
02:10:08.000 Rewire your board.
02:10:10.000 I mean, how many people have you ever talked to that have had a big psychedelic experience and totally stopped doing pills or totally stopped smoking cigarettes or just completely rewired their life because of one, like, emphatic psychedelic rewiring?
02:10:23.000 Yeah, absolutely.
02:10:25.000 Absolutely.
02:10:27.000 But yeah, I just think that...
02:10:28.000 Do you think...
02:10:29.000 Oh, I'm sorry.
02:10:29.000 Go ahead.
02:10:30.000 Well, anyway, just the just chemical thing.
02:10:32.000 It's just something to be careful with when interpreting things, because the sun is just chemical.
02:10:36.000 Everything is just chemical.
02:10:36.000 I'm too dumb to be talking about any of this in the first place, so I'm just trying to skate by with what limited knowledge I have, but I want to pick your brain.
02:10:43.000 So when you experience really profound wisdom in psychedelic states, where you have this almost feeling of being analyzed and seen through and shown all your flaws and all your craziness...
02:10:59.000 And then you have this sort of like a reset thing where you kind of get a new, fresh perspective of your place in the world and what kind of an energy and what kind of vibe you're putting out.
02:11:09.000 You think that that's all maybe internal?
02:11:11.000 That's all maybe imagination?
02:11:13.000 Or is there the potential that there is some sort of a...
02:11:16.000 There's another intelligence out there.
02:11:19.000 There's some sort of a thing that you can tune into.
02:11:21.000 Some sort of a...
02:11:23.000 that we're connected to, but we don't have access on a regular basis.
02:11:28.000 Is that possible or is it silly?
02:11:30.000 I don't think that it's...
02:11:33.000 There's no reason for me to believe that that is possible.
02:11:35.000 But I think that there's all kinds of things within us that we don't currently acknowledge and understand.
02:11:41.000 I mean, both Shulgin and Timothy Leary talked about this idea.
02:11:44.000 There's all this non-coding DNA that's sometimes called junk DNA or intronal DNA. And although it doesn't, they were probably wrong about this, it doesn't contain any kind of...
02:11:56.000 Like, instinctual evolutionary knowledge, but they were using it as an example.
02:12:01.000 Like, what if all this non-coding DNA contains instinctual ancient knowledge they were able to access while we were on psychedelics?
02:12:08.000 But maybe not specifically with the non-coding DNA, but with parts of the brain.
02:12:13.000 Who knows what sorts of things are stored within us that we don't know how to access?
02:12:17.000 I think that this is actually a Scientologist idea, but I think that there's some truth to the idea that we remember absolutely everything that we experience, that it's all in there somewhere.
02:12:25.000 You just need the right catalyst to remove that piece of information.
02:12:30.000 Wow, that's amazing.
02:12:31.000 Well, sometimes someone will bring something up, and then all of a sudden the file will open up in your head.
02:12:35.000 And you're like, yeah, that guy.
02:12:37.000 Where is he?
02:12:37.000 What has he been doing?
02:12:38.000 Like, boom, all of a sudden some person who you, I could have come up to you, do you know of Bruce Bababa?
02:12:44.000 And you'd be like, no, I have no idea who that is.
02:12:46.000 But then somebody shows you a picture and says, you remember this guy?
02:12:48.000 Second grade, remember?
02:12:49.000 And you're like, whoa, yeah.
02:12:51.000 Click, click.
02:12:51.000 All of a sudden the file's open, and you'll remember several experiences you might have had with that person.
02:12:56.000 It's almost like we don't have enough room for all the shit we're seeing.
02:13:00.000 We just put stuff in shitty hard drives and stuff it in the closet, and then every now and then it comes out.
02:13:05.000 Right, I mean, it's like an indexing problem.
02:13:07.000 The information is there, but we don't always know how to access it.
02:13:09.000 You remember that show Taxi?
02:13:12.000 I'm familiar with it.
02:13:13.000 Mary Lou Henner?
02:13:14.000 Remember the very attractive redhead woman that was on that show?
02:13:16.000 No.
02:13:17.000 She's got some crazy memory thing.
02:13:19.000 She was on Stern Show.
02:13:20.000 She can remember everything.
02:13:21.000 She has an insane memory.
02:13:23.000 Like, she can tell you, like, you can tell her, you know, June 13th, 1976, what were you wearing?
02:13:28.000 She's like, I was wearing a blue dress, and because I was on my way to this and that, it was, and she can tell you, like, what temperature it was outside.
02:13:35.000 She can tell you everything.
02:13:36.000 She remembers everything.
02:13:38.000 Yeah.
02:13:38.000 No, it is possible.
02:13:39.000 It's very much the size of a normal head.
02:13:41.000 Those things are possible.
02:13:43.000 We don't need giant brains.
02:13:44.000 Yeah, the size of a normal head.
02:13:45.000 She's not even a nut.
02:13:46.000 She's like a normal person.
02:13:47.000 If you talk to her, she sounds normal.
02:13:50.000 It doesn't sound like some maladjusted person with some incredible gift.
02:13:53.000 She's not like a rain man.
02:13:54.000 She's like a normal human being.
02:13:56.000 Yeah, and there's lots of these mnemonists that are capable of those sorts of...
02:14:02.000 Just mind feats.
02:14:04.000 And one interesting thing about the pneumonists is they all seem to have synesthesia, at least the ones that I've read about.
02:14:10.000 And so when they remember something, it's a visual memory and an auditory memory, and all their memories are cross-linked over multiple sensory modalities.
02:14:19.000 So it's like...
02:14:20.000 And then there's a lot of research in the 70s about potentially using psychedelics as cognitive enhancers.
02:14:27.000 And I think that's one way that they could function is by encouraging this type of synesthetic thinking where you're experiencing everything through multiple senses and indexing information through multiple senses simultaneously.
02:14:39.000 What do you think about the controversial stoned ape theory?
02:14:42.000 Oh.
02:14:43.000 Well, I don't think there's any evidence for it.
02:14:45.000 But that's like a lot of Terrence McKenna's stuff.
02:14:47.000 I like it.
02:14:47.000 I think it's interesting and worthwhile and funny and good.
02:14:50.000 Sexy.
02:14:51.000 Yeah, it's good.
02:14:51.000 I'm glad that he said everything that he said.
02:14:53.000 I don't agree with a lot of it.
02:14:55.000 Some of it's a little wonky.
02:14:56.000 Yeah, a lot of it is.
02:14:57.000 But it's so much fun.
02:14:59.000 Yeah, it's good.
02:14:59.000 It's all good.
02:15:01.000 Yeah.
02:15:02.000 And even the stuff that's wonky, I'm always willing to give him the benefit of the doubt that I just don't see how he's seen it.
02:15:07.000 And that's most science anyway.
02:15:09.000 It's just people coming up with theories and models and trying to then prove the model.
02:15:13.000 So he came up with a model or a theory that was wrong.
02:15:15.000 There's nothing bad about that.
02:15:17.000 The stoned ape theory, is it wrong as far as the time frame of history and development?
02:15:24.000 Because that's what I've...
02:15:25.000 I think I read that.
02:15:26.000 I think that I read that he got his eras wrong or something.
02:15:31.000 I don't think there's any evidence that primates eat mushrooms.
02:15:34.000 Maybe I'm wrong about that.
02:15:35.000 I don't know.
02:15:36.000 I think the evidence that he was relying on for that theory that either it was LSD or psilocybin increases visual acuity, I don't think that that's been definitively proven.
02:15:46.000 Science, even though it was published in a prestigious journal at the time, I'm not sure that all that research was methodologically sound.
02:15:53.000 You know how the study worked?
02:15:54.000 You know what they did?
02:15:55.000 They had like two sticks that were in parallel lines and then they would have someone turning one stick on the other side extremely slowly to the point where they would no longer be parallel and it was who could recognize it the first and the stone people recognized it more than the non-stone people.
02:16:14.000 And so his joke was that maybe being stoned you see the world better than it really is, or better than you can when you're sober, rather.
02:16:22.000 Yeah, I mean it hasn't really been studied very extensively.
02:16:24.000 So even though it was published it could have been horseshit, like it would have to be replicated a few times?
02:16:29.000 Yeah, I think it would be.
02:16:31.000 Yeah, that seemed like a weird one, too, because who's going to take a little dose?
02:16:35.000 If you're going to have mushrooms, you're going to blast off.
02:16:38.000 I don't see it being to the point where you're going to take little tiny doses of it so you can see better.
02:16:43.000 If you have the blast-off thing, you're not going to be saying, well, what if I just don't blast off?
02:16:48.000 What if I just nibble, nibble, nibble so I can barely feel it?
02:16:51.000 Who's going to do that to go hunting?
02:16:53.000 That's ridiculous.
02:16:54.000 Or maybe they didn't even know that you could blast out for a while.
02:16:56.000 It's the same thing with salvia.
02:16:57.000 People didn't realize until the 90s, until they started extracting it and making those extracts publicly available.
02:17:02.000 People didn't really know.
02:17:03.000 They'd chew it and say, oh yeah, it is active, but they couldn't really characterize the effect until they had concentrated the It is a trip that they look like dinner plates.
02:17:12.000 It's a trip that they just grow out of the ground.
02:17:14.000 They look like, hey, look at me!
02:17:16.000 You know, when mushrooms grow, there's a green field, and this green grass, and this white thing, just like, here I am!
02:17:26.000 It's like asking you to eat it.
02:17:28.000 I mean, if there's anything that's ever asking you to eat, it's a polite and subtle color.
02:17:32.000 I'm white!
02:17:33.000 I'm so bland!
02:17:34.000 Don't even worry!
02:17:35.000 Just come over and take a bite!
02:17:37.000 I mean, and the idea that they might have actually not even been from this planet.
02:17:44.000 They might have come here in asteroidal impacts.
02:17:46.000 Sure, yeah.
02:17:47.000 You know, that's my favorite one.
02:17:48.000 That's my favorite sexy theory.
02:17:51.000 Yeah.
02:17:52.000 There's another McKenna theory, right?
02:17:53.000 Or he supported it.
02:17:55.000 Yeah.
02:17:56.000 The idea that, he said, you would know this, he said that...
02:18:00.000 Psilocybin, there was no other plant that had the four in the phosphorus position or no other life form fungus that had that?
02:18:11.000 Yeah.
02:18:11.000 That was the only one?
02:18:12.000 Yeah, the four hydroxylation is unusual.
02:18:14.000 There's a lot of five in the plant kingdom, but the four is unusual.
02:18:19.000 Are there other ones besides?
02:18:25.000 Not that I can think of off the top of my head.
02:18:27.000 So his theory was...
02:18:27.000 I mean, there's a bunch in mushrooms.
02:18:29.000 There's baocystin and norbaocystin, things like that.
02:18:31.000 His theory was that that had come from an asteroidal impact, that spores could survive in a vacuum, and we know the building blocks of life and amino acids possibly came here from outer space.
02:18:41.000 Yeah.
02:18:42.000 Maybe mushrooms.
02:18:43.000 Yeah, that was his idea.
02:18:44.000 When you eat them, they're communicating with you.
02:18:47.000 Yeah, that they're a guide.
02:18:49.000 That they'll give us plans to...
02:18:51.000 Yeah, oh yeah, he would buy the guide, totally.
02:18:54.000 That's what made him write the Time Wave Zero novelty theory.
02:18:58.000 They told him that he had to do it.
02:19:01.000 Could you imagine how annoying it would be every time you went on a trip?
02:19:05.000 You got some fucking alien mushroom people telling you you got to write a theory.
02:19:09.000 You got to write some biological theory.
02:19:12.000 Brian, you could not look any more bored.
02:19:15.000 Who's listening?
02:19:15.000 From now on, four hits, and that's it.
02:19:17.000 I'm cutting you off in four.
02:19:19.000 You went to five, and you can't handle five.
02:19:21.000 You think you can.
02:19:23.000 So, we got over the stoned ape theory.
02:19:26.000 What else did I want to ask you?
02:19:29.000 Alien life, yes or no?
02:19:32.000 Again, I mean, all these things, there just isn't enough evidence either way.
02:19:37.000 And I know that's like a boring answer in some ways, but I just, you know, people say, like, it's always huge news when they find an extrasolar planet that might be able to support Earth-like life.
02:19:47.000 But so far, they've never found anywhere in the known universe a single planet that we could live on without a suit for a minute.
02:19:56.000 So that's not really that encouraging, ultimately.
02:19:59.000 But then when you also factor in the enormity of the universe, then, of course, I think it's possible.
02:20:04.000 Absolutely, I think it's possible.
02:20:06.000 I just don't see at this specific moment in history any reason to think that in the part of the universe that we've observed, there's any life.
02:20:15.000 What do you think of the theory that life does not come here In a physical sense, but comes here through your mind.
02:20:23.000 And that what psychedelics are is real gateways to communicate with other life forms.
02:20:29.000 And that we're hung up on the idea that something has to actually be right there to talk to you.
02:20:36.000 Wait, repeat this theory?
02:20:38.000 The theory is that psychedelics open up some sort of a gateway that allows you to communicate with aliens.
02:20:45.000 That's the only aliens that there are.
02:20:47.000 The aliens only exist in this...
02:20:50.000 When you take a psychedelic, you can communicate with it.
02:20:53.000 You can enter into some sort of a frequency that the alien is on.
02:20:56.000 That's the only way they get here.
02:20:57.000 They don't get here through metal ships.
02:20:59.000 That's all just craziness.
02:21:01.000 Alien contact only comes through psychedelic news.
02:21:04.000 I mean, it's an interesting idea.
02:21:07.000 To what end?
02:21:08.000 When you have your hand like this, it's very dismissive.
02:21:11.000 It's an interesting idea.
02:21:13.000 I don't forget whose idea that was, but there was a...
02:21:16.000 God damn it.
02:21:17.000 Wouldn't the aliens be bored by whatever they watch when they're in our bodies?
02:21:20.000 I don't know.
02:21:21.000 It might have been McKenna's idea as well.
02:21:22.000 Yeah, he had a lot of nutty ones about mushrooms.
02:21:24.000 I'm pretty sure it was him.
02:21:25.000 But his idea was that it was an alien life form and that that's how you would communicate with it.
02:21:31.000 He didn't think it was going to come here in metal ships.
02:21:33.000 He thinks it was going to come here through the frequency that you would achieve in a heavy-duty psychedelic state.
02:21:38.000 He believed he was really encountering something else.
02:21:42.000 You don't believe that.
02:21:43.000 No.
02:21:44.000 You believe that it's just the deepest facets of your imagination or...
02:21:50.000 Is there Akashic Records?
02:21:51.000 Do you believe in any of that?
02:21:52.000 What is that?
02:21:54.000 Akashic?
02:21:55.000 Akashic or Akashic?
02:21:56.000 I don't know.
02:21:56.000 The idea that there's knowledge and information out there and you just tune into it and that there's a record of information that literally exists that you can just tune into, and this is where creativity comes from.
02:22:06.000 In creativity, when you achieve the Zen state of being completely in the moment, these ideas will just come to you.
02:22:13.000 The idea is that these ideas are not just the firing of your synapses and the accumulation of your life experiences, but in fact you are pulling from a well of information that's out there that you can't quite recognize on a regular basis.
02:22:25.000 and that there's knowledge inherent to the world.
02:22:30.000 And I think it's called the Akashic or Akashic Records is the idea behind it.
02:22:35.000 It's almost like taking account, it's almost like a crude way of explaining why we don't understand creativity.
02:22:45.000 We don't understand.
02:22:46.000 The state of mind to achieve the proper creativity is like this zen, accepting, sort of like...
02:22:53.000 When I'm in the zone, when you're writing something, you have great writing.
02:22:56.000 I've read a bunch of your shit.
02:22:57.000 You write some really beautiful lines.
02:23:00.000 You know how sometimes they just...
02:23:01.000 Sometimes you're banging them out, but sometimes they're just flowing.
02:23:04.000 It's almost like they're coming out of you.
02:23:06.000 You go into this zen state and like, oh, that just came to me.
02:23:11.000 Here's this thing.
02:23:12.000 Some people believe that What you're doing is by being really creative, you're tuning in to intelligence, you're tuning in to ideas, and that the human body and its managing its consciousness is really just managing a radio.
02:23:28.000 Right.
02:23:29.000 I mean, yeah, there's a lot of that, but I find all of those ideas kind of...
02:23:31.000 Hokey?
02:23:32.000 Well, just ultimately disempowering, because they de-emphasize the agency that human beings have in creating things.
02:23:39.000 We can't create.
02:23:41.000 Our brains are not sufficient to create.
02:23:42.000 We need to tune into some kind of a record that creates for us.
02:23:46.000 It's sort of a religious idea as well, that there's a god that gives us some kind of power.
02:23:53.000 I think that's a pattern in a lot of these ideas, is that they try to remove power from the individual and place it in some kind of intangible realm that we can access through being pious or through following some set of rules.
02:24:06.000 But ultimately, I don't want to Right.
02:24:11.000 I find that I completely agree with you, and that I think that a big part of it is that people do better with creative endeavors when they're humble, and so it's sort of a way of not taking credit for what they're doing and just tuning into the right creative frequency, and sometimes that creative frequency, the best way to do it is just give it up to a higher power.
02:24:34.000 Sure, and that's not to say that it doesn't help people in the same way that religion, even if it's wrong, helps an enormous number of people.
02:24:39.000 Well, I've always said that it's a great operating system for a lot of people, and it really does enhance their life.
02:24:45.000 There's a lot of people that, for whatever reason, I don't know whether it's they're uninspired or whether they have brains that don't function at the right RPMs or whatever it is, but if you give them some sort of an ideology, they can live a happy life.
02:25:00.000 But if you left them alone in the sea of doubt and the unknown, they could go down any path.
02:25:08.000 They could wind up a mess.
02:25:10.000 They could wind up depressed.
02:25:11.000 They could wind up fucked up.
02:25:12.000 They could wind up in a cult.
02:25:14.000 Give them a happy religion.
02:25:16.000 They'll just live 70 happy years, die, be happy that they know they're going to go to heaven, and everything's cool.
02:25:22.000 It's almost like it's an effective operating system.
02:25:25.000 And at the end, we're really not exactly sure how much of this fucking thing we're controlling with our mind.
02:25:31.000 We're really not.
02:25:32.000 There's a lot of doubt on that.
02:25:34.000 There's a lot of doubt as to how much of life is truly random and how much of it is really created by the energy you put out, your imagination, your actions and your deeds.
02:25:44.000 What the fuck is really going on?
02:25:46.000 Is it 100% physical?
02:25:47.000 Or is there some manifestation that the imagination takes part in?
02:25:52.000 We don't really necessarily know.
02:25:54.000 There's people that always good things are constantly happening to them.
02:25:58.000 them.
02:25:58.000 And they're always in great moods.
02:25:59.000 And they seem to perpetrate that same energy forward.
02:26:02.000 And you look at people like that and you wonder, how much of that is them?
02:26:06.000 How much of that has they just figured out how to roll this thing and figured out how to create reality?
02:26:11.000 Have they figured figured out how to just ride this thing correctly?
02:26:13.000 Is it possible?
02:26:14.000 Yes.
02:26:15.000 It is, right?
02:26:15.000 Absolutely, yeah.
02:26:16.000 You're one of the most experienced guys I think I've ever come across as far as altered states of consciousness.
02:26:22.000 And you're not an old guy.
02:26:23.000 How old are you?
02:26:24.000 What are you, 30?
02:26:24.000 24. 24!
02:26:25.000 Jesus Christ, son!
02:26:27.000 I was going to say you're 30. You're a hard 24, kid.
02:26:30.000 We've seen him on the Apple commercial.
02:26:31.000 You were really young in that one.
02:26:32.000 Somebody just sent me that.
02:26:33.000 That's crazy.
02:26:34.000 Dude, you're way too smart to be 24. That's scary.
02:26:37.000 It is.
02:26:38.000 That's fascinating, man.
02:26:39.000 When I was 24, I spoke in grunts for the most part.
02:26:43.000 That's amazing, man.
02:26:45.000 Wow.
02:26:47.000 Yeah, you must be the most experienced person I've ever met, right?
02:26:51.000 I don't know.
02:26:52.000 Have you ever met anybody more experienced than this guy?
02:26:53.000 I don't know.
02:26:54.000 I actually don't know all the stuff he's really done.
02:26:57.000 What do you take out of it, man?
02:26:59.000 Are you happy that you had all his experiences?
02:27:01.000 Has it changed you, who you are?
02:27:02.000 Absolutely, yeah.
02:27:02.000 Yeah?
02:27:03.000 In what way?
02:27:03.000 Yeah, I think it's good.
02:27:04.000 I think just experimentation in general is important.
02:27:07.000 Can everybody handle it?
02:27:09.000 Probably not, no.
02:27:10.000 Probably not, right?
02:27:11.000 Probably not, but...
02:27:12.000 How do you fix that?
02:27:14.000 That's a very, very complicated question.
02:27:17.000 It's a good one, though, because you've got a problem.
02:27:19.000 Some guy's a good worker.
02:27:21.000 Right, I think it requires...
02:27:21.000 Johnny was good with the landscaping business, so that fucking Hamilton Morris caught him on acid.
02:27:27.000 Sure, yeah.
02:27:28.000 I've had close friends that dropped out of society for whatever reason, because they started to find it pointless, and it's difficult to argue with that if someone really genuinely feels that way.
02:27:37.000 But I think there's sort of an infantilizing, generally disempowering idea in psychiatry and throughout society that we are not in control of ourselves.
02:27:47.000 We see a doctor, the doctor is the expert on our mind and our body, and they tell us what's wrong.
02:27:51.000 They know us better than we know ourselves, even after only talking to us for five minutes.
02:27:55.000 So if you go to a psychiatrist and you say, I'm having trouble working.
02:27:59.000 I may be depressed.
02:28:00.000 I may have ADHD. What do you think I should do?
02:28:03.000 I think that Adderall would help me.
02:28:05.000 That's immediately suspicious because you already know too much about what you need.
02:28:09.000 They want you to go in as an infant so they can tell you what you need.
02:28:13.000 I believe that there's some impact that the imagination and your thinking and your energy has on life.
02:28:22.000 But I also believe there's a lot of random shit, too.
02:28:25.000 I don't think it's an either-or.
02:28:28.000 I think it's a combination of you interacting with all these other people that are also creating their own realities at the same time.
02:28:34.000 And that you can all...
02:28:38.000 Tune into a good frequency and perhaps create a good community, and I think that's what people try to do in tribes and shit like that.
02:28:45.000 But at the end of the day, you're still dealing with random shit.
02:28:48.000 Like the idea that you blame people for fucking diseases or for being attacked by barbarians.
02:28:53.000 Was that the secret?
02:28:55.000 Did the secret work back then?
02:28:56.000 Did they manifest these barbarians to come over the hills and chop people up with swords back in the Conan days?
02:29:02.000 No, right?
02:29:03.000 You can't say it's completely...
02:29:05.000 Nobody would ask for that.
02:29:07.000 Nobody would create that in their own imagination for themselves.
02:29:10.000 So it's not that you are completely in control of your destiny, but it seems like you have at least some sort of influence with energy and with your imagination and with the things that you create and the environment that you set up.
02:29:24.000 I think that's one of the most important things that I've ever learned from psychedelics.
02:29:29.000 Absolutely, yeah.
02:29:30.000 And just being in a mindset to try new things, whatever, whether they're chemical or experiential or whatever.
02:29:38.000 But cautiously try, too.
02:29:40.000 Cautiously.
02:29:41.000 Obviously, you didn't find out all this information about it after you've tried all these things.
02:29:46.000 No.
02:29:46.000 You knew that...
02:29:49.000 Yes.
02:29:49.000 What's the one thing that you ever did where you're like, oh boy, here we go?
02:29:52.000 In what way?
02:29:53.000 And you're like, this might be a slippery one.
02:29:57.000 Oh, God.
02:29:59.000 A slippery one.
02:30:00.000 I mean, I've had a few slippery ones in my day, but...
02:30:04.000 I think a lot of the really potent psychedelics have the ability to induce terror if you're too high of a dose.
02:30:12.000 I've had that happen with both DMT and psilocybin.
02:30:16.000 So, just so many different occasions.
02:30:21.000 I've never had anything where I... Well, actually I have.
02:30:23.000 Yes, I have.
02:30:24.000 I've had a few kind of close to what I would consider overdose of psychedelics where the dose is just so high that I think there might be some physical toxicity.
02:30:33.000 But with those sorts of cases, it's very difficult to differentiate between what is motivated by fear.
02:30:41.000 You know, a lot of people, even when they're sober, they'll...
02:30:44.000 I don't think they're having a heart attack, but it's just a panic attack, or it's not even a panic attack.
02:30:49.000 The mind is so informed by the body, especially in a psychedelic state, that it's very difficult to say if you're drinking ayahuasca and suddenly your heart starts beating fast.
02:31:00.000 Is your heart beating fast because you're scared, or are you scared because your heart is beating fast?
02:31:04.000 Do you concentrate on the heart or the fear first in order to calm yourself down?
02:31:09.000 Wow.
02:31:10.000 Yeah, and you might be throwing a puzzle that you can't wrestle with.
02:31:13.000 Yeah.
02:31:14.000 And it just runs you over.
02:31:16.000 It's just too much.
02:31:17.000 And you're just there in utter fear and terror until it slowly leaves your system.
02:31:21.000 Yeah.
02:31:22.000 I overdosed when I ate that one bad shrimp chirping, you know, like six months ago.
02:31:25.000 I mean, I couldn't walk.
02:31:26.000 My legs would not work.
02:31:28.000 They were failing.
02:31:30.000 Well, yeah.
02:31:31.000 He got over seven grams.
02:31:34.000 That's a lot.
02:31:35.000 It was too much.
02:31:36.000 And that's just a guess that was over seven.
02:31:37.000 It could be way more than that.
02:31:39.000 Yeah, you're silly.
02:31:40.000 You went too hard, son.
02:31:42.000 That's not necessary.
02:31:44.000 Yeah.
02:31:45.000 Did you come back well?
02:31:46.000 Or did you come back fucked up?
02:31:47.000 It took me a while, like a day, a good 24 hours after until I fell 100%.
02:31:52.000 But didn't you learn something from the experience?
02:31:55.000 Yeah, my bathroom was like Tron, the original Tron.
02:32:02.000 If you two had a conversation, I'd say, which one of these is 24, and which one of these is almost 50?
02:32:10.000 How old are you now, 37?
02:32:11.000 37. 37. He's 37, and you're 24. You see that?
02:32:16.000 And he votes too.
02:32:17.000 I took Molly the other day, and it was...
02:32:19.000 Molly?
02:32:20.000 Molly.
02:32:20.000 That's the MDMA? Yeah, and it was very...
02:32:23.000 I've noticed something recently doing shrooms, and it happened for some reason with Molly this last time, so it makes me wonder how much of it was really Molly.
02:32:32.000 But I can see so much better when I'm on a psychedelic.
02:32:36.000 Like, it seems like my eyes work, you know, because your pupils are bigger, so you're probably looking more...
02:32:42.000 Do you have bad vision?
02:32:42.000 No, I mean, like, brighter.
02:32:44.000 Brighter.
02:32:44.000 I mean, everything's a lot brighter, though.
02:32:46.000 Like, I can almost see in the dark.
02:32:48.000 Brighter dialogue.
02:32:48.000 Yeah, and it makes me, and I had this thing I was thinking of, like, it would be weird if, like, all the shit that you see when you're shrooming is there all the time, but your eyes adjust to this certain lightness or this certain level of being open that you see it more when you're on shrooms.
02:33:05.000 So, like, when you're seeing, like, you're looking at your hand and you're seeing, like, this crazy shit all around it, like these, like, vines that are growing over it, what if, like, that shit's there all the time, but you're just, like, focusing in on that layer of Hamilton Morris, we throw to you.
02:33:21.000 Is that possible?
02:33:23.000 I'm the only one here qualified to answer that.
02:33:25.000 I would say, if I had to answer for you, poppycock.
02:33:28.000 Is that what you're about to say?
02:33:29.000 It was just one of the things I thought of while on Molly because I was looking like, jeez, I can see in the dark right now.
02:33:34.000 Before he answers, let's make a bet.
02:33:36.000 Let's make a bet.
02:33:36.000 Because I say he says it's bullshit.
02:33:38.000 What do you say?
02:33:39.000 It's just a theory.
02:33:40.000 It's a what if.
02:33:41.000 I know.
02:33:42.000 No one knows.
02:33:42.000 I would probably say, no, it's your brain just shutting down, going crazy.
02:33:46.000 You've got to support your own theory.
02:33:48.000 No!
02:33:48.000 I'm just saying it's a what if.
02:33:50.000 I'm not fucking subscribing to it.
02:33:53.000 I'm not saying he's even right.
02:33:54.000 I would say he would be exactly what he says on everything.
02:33:58.000 It's all bullshit!
02:33:59.000 He takes the safe road, which is what I do.
02:34:02.000 Well, he takes the scientific route.
02:34:04.000 I take the scientific route way more.
02:34:06.000 I go angels and unicorns.
02:34:08.000 I'm looking for Bigfoot, bro.
02:34:09.000 I'm always looking for Bigfoot.
02:34:11.000 But I know I'm looking for Bigfoot.
02:34:12.000 I know I really want Bigfoot to exist, but I don't think he does.
02:34:16.000 But I really want him to.
02:34:17.000 You know what I mean?
02:34:18.000 Right.
02:34:19.000 And you don't see anything exists in the first place.
02:34:22.000 None of this is colored or has any...
02:34:24.000 Nothing actually looks the way we perceive it.
02:34:27.000 Reality is a sensory phenomenon.
02:34:29.000 And so to say what things are actually like is already problematic because it's a sensory experience.
02:34:33.000 So how do you...
02:34:34.000 Yeah, that is fascinating, isn't it?
02:34:36.000 It's almost impossible for people to really wrap their heads up.
02:34:39.000 Your mind puts that red in that picture.
02:34:41.000 Your mind puts the dark in someone's hair.
02:34:44.000 Your interpretation of the world.
02:34:47.000 And then that's the total stolen talk.
02:34:49.000 I wonder, man, if the color blue...
02:34:53.000 What does it look like to you, man?
02:34:55.000 When you see the sky, what does it look like to you?
02:34:58.000 We really don't know.
02:34:59.000 We do know that it is different for some people.
02:35:01.000 Really?
02:35:02.000 How different?
02:35:03.000 Well, I mean, there's this issue of linguistic relativity and color naming.
02:35:08.000 There's been a lot of scholarly research into the issue where certain primitive societies have fewer names for colors, and so they'll only have black and white, and black will encompass red and blue, and white will be green.
02:35:19.000 Wow.
02:35:20.000 So it's not cross-culturally defined in any way.
02:35:24.000 Dude, it must suck to get your car painted there.
02:35:27.000 Get your car painted in the jungle?
02:35:29.000 I asked for blue, this is red, you fuck.
02:35:32.000 They're like, same shit.
02:35:37.000 That should be the end of the podcast right there.
02:35:39.000 We just all lost complete, total enthusiasm.
02:35:44.000 I don't even know how we got onto the subject of the color.
02:35:46.000 Where'd that come from?
02:35:47.000 He was saying that he saw vines crawling all over his arms.
02:35:50.000 Oh yeah, the interpretation of things around us.
02:35:52.000 I love Molly though, and I think it's one of the most beautiful drugs ever.
02:35:56.000 Is it illegal?
02:35:57.000 It's totally illegal.
02:35:58.000 But Joe, have you done it?
02:36:00.000 I've only done MDMA, and I only did it once.
02:36:02.000 You take your wife to Hawaii, you sit on the beach, and you do two each, and you just sit there, and you will fucking have the most beautiful time in the whole entire world, and you're going to have a reset.
02:36:14.000 You're going to be so...
02:36:15.000 You and your wife are going to connect in a way that you've never had since you started dating, and it's going to be amazing.
02:36:22.000 It will...
02:36:23.000 I highly recommend it more than anything.
02:36:25.000 Wow, look at you.
02:36:26.000 You're like a little love bug.
02:36:27.000 I love it.
02:36:27.000 It's the best.
02:36:28.000 You're like a little love bug.
02:36:29.000 You're so happy now.
02:36:30.000 Get pure Molly.
02:36:30.000 You will have the time of your life.
02:36:32.000 Hamilton Morris, you're a young fellow.
02:36:36.000 How do you find a mate that can deal with any of this talking and conversation?
02:36:42.000 How are you, a 24 years old, guy or girl, I don't know if you're gay or straight, but how do you find anybody to hang out with?
02:36:49.000 That you would, you know, I mean, at your age, man...
02:36:51.000 Do you start off looking in trees, or do you just...
02:36:53.000 24-year-old chicks, man, I'll tell you right now.
02:36:55.000 It's going to be a tough conversation at dinner.
02:36:59.000 Yeah, well, I don't know how many people that are interested in the scientific element.
02:37:02.000 I have a few close friends who are scientists who I talk with about this kind of stuff.
02:37:07.000 So when you date, what do you do at work today?
02:37:11.000 And you start talking about phenylalanines and all this different crazy shit.
02:37:14.000 Do you have girls, do their eyes glaze over?
02:37:17.000 Or do they look to you for guidance?
02:37:21.000 I mean, it depends on what their academic background is.
02:37:23.000 But yeah, I would say most people are not interested in that sort of thing.
02:37:26.000 I'm trying to phrase this as nice as possible without actually saying it, but you must get mad amounts of stoner pussy.
02:37:32.000 At least thrown at you.
02:37:34.000 At least.
02:37:36.000 Come on, man.
02:37:38.000 You're an online stoner hero type dude.
02:37:41.000 Those chicks must launch it at you.
02:37:43.000 You don't use the Twitter enough.
02:37:44.000 I don't, yeah.
02:37:45.000 Maybe today's the day that I start.
02:37:47.000 Hamilton Morris, one letter, one name.
02:37:50.000 No space.
02:37:52.000 He's got one tweet.
02:37:53.000 But if you're going to have one tweet, this is the fucking tweet to have.
02:37:56.000 What was your tweet?
02:37:59.000 You have one amazing tweet.
02:38:03.000 What is your one tweet?
02:38:03.000 Do you remember?
02:38:04.000 Not off the top of my head.
02:38:05.000 It's a pastor quote.
02:38:07.000 Hold on a second.
02:38:10.000 Trying to find it, man.
02:38:12.000 Brian, why don't you talk while I'm trying to find this?
02:38:14.000 Hey, please vote for me on the Shorty Awards.
02:38:16.000 Go to desklaw.tv and at the top of it click on vote for me.
02:38:21.000 I'm getting beat by a WWE wrestler that has half a million hits so I won't win, but it just makes me feel happy that I'm in second place at least.
02:38:28.000 Hamilton Morris only has one tweet and this is it.
02:38:30.000 In the realm of scientific observation, luck is granted only to those who are prepared.
02:38:36.000 It's romantic.
02:38:37.000 You can have one quote.
02:38:38.000 By the way, I think that quote's kind of hacky.
02:38:41.000 There's a couple versions that are out there.
02:38:44.000 Somebody fucking ganked this quote.
02:38:47.000 Who?
02:38:47.000 Luck has only granted those prepared.
02:38:51.000 Success is when luck meets preparation.
02:38:53.000 It's the oldest quotation ever.
02:38:55.000 They just doctored that shit up and made it fancy.
02:38:58.000 They made it sound a little profound, a little more profound, but really basically they doctored an old saying up.
02:39:03.000 Those fucks.
02:39:05.000 But, if you're going to have one quote, that's it, dude.
02:39:08.000 And I like how you didn't even use quote marks.
02:39:11.000 You did use a period, though.
02:39:12.000 You used a period.
02:39:13.000 Alright, yeah.
02:39:14.000 Maybe you should attribute it to someone, but it's easy enough.
02:39:16.000 Yeah, they should figure it out, right?
02:39:18.000 You didn't write that yourself, did you?
02:39:20.000 Burn out, then you fade away.
02:39:23.000 Like Def Leppard?
02:39:24.000 I don't know.
02:39:25.000 Did you say that?
02:39:25.000 Hamilton Morris, this has been our worst podcast we've ever had, but it's only because of us.
02:39:30.000 Really, you were amazing.
02:39:32.000 Every time we called upon you, your questions were great.
02:39:34.000 We just got Brian a little too stoned.
02:39:36.000 Hey, it's all my fault!
02:39:37.000 I got a little too stoned, and it threw us off a little.
02:39:40.000 But it was fascinating, man.
02:39:42.000 You don't have to turn the music on.
02:39:45.000 I didn't mean to do it that way.
02:39:46.000 Let him pump up his shit, man.
02:39:47.000 I know, I was going to do it.
02:39:48.000 So if people want to watch any of your stuff, it's Hamilton's Pharmacopeia.
02:39:53.000 That's right.
02:39:54.000 That's what it is?
02:39:55.000 In Vice Magazine.
02:39:56.000 In Vice Magazine.
02:39:57.000 Is there any one site that's the best place to access all your stuff?
02:40:02.000 Vice is the main place.
02:40:04.000 I usually post new things on my blog.
02:40:06.000 Also, Harper's Magazine.
02:40:07.000 So they should Google it, right?
02:40:08.000 Yeah.
02:40:09.000 But not today, because Google's down, bitches.
02:40:11.000 Is it?
02:40:11.000 No, it's Wikipedia's down.
02:40:13.000 Wikipedia's down.
02:40:13.000 The protesting SOPA. Yeah.
02:40:16.000 They're trying to take it, folks.
02:40:17.000 They know.
02:40:17.000 They know the end is near.
02:40:18.000 Good for them.
02:40:19.000 They know.
02:40:20.000 Good for who, bro?
02:40:21.000 People are rising up.
02:40:22.000 Big corporations like Google and Wikipedia for standing up for this shit.
02:40:28.000 Well, I heard it's dead.
02:40:29.000 I heard the bill is dead as it stands, but they're going to try to rework it.
02:40:32.000 I don't know.
02:40:33.000 It's terrifying.
02:40:34.000 It must terrify you.
02:40:35.000 I mean, you're on the internet constantly and you're doing illegal shit.
02:40:39.000 Yeah, I mean, it could have some implications.
02:40:41.000 Fuck yeah.
02:40:42.000 The idea that they can just come in and take down your site at their discretion, and this is right after the NDAA, National Defense Authorization Act, passed, which is another terrifying thing.
02:40:52.000 They can just arrest you.
02:40:53.000 They don't have to have a warrant.
02:40:54.000 We're in weird times, man.
02:40:56.000 They're coming after your dual cassette recorders, guys.
02:40:59.000 They're coming after your fleshlight.
02:41:00.000 So buy another one.
02:41:01.000 Go to JoeRogan.net and click on the link for the fleshlight.
02:41:03.000 Answer on your code name ROGAN and you'll get 15% off the number one sex toy for men.
02:41:07.000 Hamilton Morris, if you want, I can have some shipped to you.
02:41:10.000 You don't have to say anything on air.
02:41:11.000 Just wink twice.
02:41:12.000 You're good.
02:41:13.000 Okay.
02:41:13.000 Shipment on the way.
02:41:14.000 No worries.
02:41:16.000 It's an effective masturbation product, ladies and gentlemen.
02:41:18.000 It's a weird subject.
02:41:19.000 It's much like psychedelics.
02:41:21.000 It's really underappreciated.
02:41:23.000 It's physical maintenance, I think.
02:41:26.000 I think it's good.
02:41:27.000 The body needs to be able to breathe as often as possible, and that's too distracting.
02:41:32.000 You don't want to involve all these different people in your life and have sex with them.
02:41:35.000 Get yourself a flashlight, kids.
02:41:37.000 It's not that expensive.
02:41:38.000 They last a long time, as long as you don't do what Brian does to them and fist them.
02:41:43.000 Turn them inside out.
02:41:45.000 Show's going on.
02:41:45.000 Anyway, go to JoeRogan.net and click on the link for the fleshlight and enter in the code name Rogan.
02:41:50.000 Thank you to Onnit.com, O-N-N-I-T, makers of Alpha Brain, New Mood, Shroom Tech Sport, Shroom Tech Immune, all that good shit.
02:42:02.000 If you go to JoeRogan.net, click on the Alpha Brain logo.
02:42:05.000 Enter in the code name ROGAN, you get 10% off.
02:42:09.000 Thank you, Hamilton Morris, for coming down.
02:42:11.000 And please start using Twitter.
02:42:12.000 You're too fucking cool to not be on Twitter.
02:42:14.000 We want to pump you up.
02:42:16.000 Please follow Hamilton Morris, H-A-M-I-L-T-O-N-M-O-R-R-I-S, on Twitter.
02:42:24.000 And make this motherfucker tweet.
02:42:26.000 You need to contribute, bro.
02:42:28.000 You're a part of the hype.
02:42:29.000 You're a valued member.
02:42:31.000 If people want to watch his stuff, any of his stuff, just Google Hamilton Morris.
02:42:34.000 That's the simplest way.
02:42:36.000 Because Vice, they do awesome shit, but it's crazy trying to go to that site and navigate it and try to find anything.
02:42:40.000 If anybody wants to come to Chicago, tickets are almost sold out.
02:42:45.000 That is the 27th, and it's with me, Joey Diaz, and Duncan Trussell.
02:42:50.000 That's the Chicago Theater, Friday, January 27th.
02:42:53.000 That's going to be fun as fuck, because then the next night, is UFC on Fox?
02:42:57.000 Hamilton, thank you very much for being on one of our most awkward podcasts ever.
02:43:01.000 But you were a delight to talk to.
02:43:03.000 You're a wealth of information and a cool motherfucker.
02:43:06.000 Thanks a lot, buddy.
02:43:06.000 Thanks for having me.
02:43:07.000 All right, folks.
02:43:08.000 We will see you next week.
02:43:09.000 That's it for this week.
02:43:10.000 I've got to get some fucking sleep.
02:43:11.000 Oh, yeah.
02:43:12.000 And the Ice House.
02:43:14.000 I've had no sleep for days.
02:43:16.000 I've never been more out of it doing a podcast ever.
02:43:19.000 My little girl's been throwing up and no sleep at night.
02:43:23.000 And coming from Brazil, I'm a mess.
02:43:25.000 So if I sound half-retarded today, I will bounce back.
02:43:27.000 I promise you.
02:43:28.000 Next week, I'll be strong.
02:43:30.000 I'm going to take some Alpha Brain and some fresh squeezed juice and want to get the party started.
02:43:35.000 So we'll see you guys next week.
02:43:36.000 I think Greg Fitzsimmons is doing it.
02:43:38.000 Sweet.
02:43:40.000 I think Brian Cowen wants to do it as well.
02:43:42.000 We're going to do Brian's as well.
02:43:43.000 We have a new podcast starting Friday, Brian Cowen's new podcast pilot.
02:43:47.000 It starts at 7pm Pacific and then right after that we have an Ice House Chronicles.
02:43:51.000 We put the tickets on sale.
02:43:53.000 Tickets are on sale right now at icehousecomedy.com and it might have Burt Kreischer and it might have Duncan Trussell.
02:43:59.000 It's going to be a big surprise but it definitely has Brian Cowen.
02:44:01.000 It's whoever's in town.
02:44:02.000 All of our friends are in town.
02:44:04.000 We just decided to do this show yesterday.
02:44:07.000 So if the tickets are not on sale, they will be soon.
02:44:10.000 So that's Friday night, 10 p.m.?
02:44:12.000 10 p.m.
02:44:13.000 Podcast starts at 9. All right.
02:44:14.000 And then the podcast, Ice House Chronicles, you can watch it here on Ustream slash Joe Rogan.
02:44:19.000 Ustream.tv slash Joe Rogan.
02:44:21.000 Or you can get it on iTunes, but only on the Death Squad label.
02:44:25.000 So you have to subscribe to Death Squad to get that.
02:44:27.000 And there's a lot of other cool podcasts on that.
02:44:29.000 Sam Tripoli's show, The Naughty Show.
02:44:32.000 One of the funniest, naughtiest shows I've ever had last night with Penhouse Pet 2012. Oh, and Brad Williams.
02:44:39.000 Brad Williams was hilarious.
02:44:41.000 We'll get him on.
02:44:42.000 If he can get permission.
02:44:44.000 Alright, thanks everybody.
02:44:46.000 We'll see you soon.
02:44:46.000 Bye-bye.
02:44:47.000 Hamilton, smile.