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00:00:45.000When was the last time you used your flashlight?
00:00:47.000Actually, I used it all weekend because my girl was at AVN, and it was really hard because every hot girl was outside of Los Angeles and went to Vegas, it seemed like.
00:00:57.000So you had a hard time even masturbating, pretending a hot girl was in town?
00:01:40.000It's nice to have mental clarity, but to really be able to shoot fucking blasto loads like you can with the flashlight.
00:01:47.000Have you seen that thing that they made one of our rants on a past podcast where it's an iPad holder that you can attach a fleshlight to the back of it?
00:01:57.000Yeah, and so now you can sit there and they have this porn, like first-person shooter type porn, that you sit there and watch on your iPad and holding it while it's connected to your fleshlight.
00:02:10.000Once it goes virtual, that's when things are going to be really strange.
00:02:13.000When there's somehow or another, like, they're going to put a helmet on you, and then the fleshlight moves up and down on your dick, and probably, like, a bunch of fleshlights all over your body.
00:04:56.000I've never used a flashlight, but what I like about it right now, I'm thinking about it, at least you know where your fucking tropical helmet juice is going.
00:05:02.000Sometimes when you whack off, you open your eyes, you don't know what the fuck.
00:07:20.000All the information is available on onnit.com, O-N-N-I-T. And as we always say, for real, and this is not just lip service, if you think this stuff costs too much, please steal the ingredient list.
00:07:40.000And I hope you do and I hope you enjoy it.
00:07:43.000If you are interested and you do try but it doesn't work for you, you don't like it, you don't believe in it, you don't find it effective, you get 100% of your money back.
00:08:11.000And look up the different, there's a bunch of different companies that have a bunch of different proprietary blends of different nootropics.
00:08:17.000And different nootropics have different effects on different people.
00:09:31.000And I gotta thank Grillo's Pickles, too.
00:09:33.000Remember we were talking about the pickle company in Boston that had these homemade pickles and they were selling them in the park and how fucking awesome they are?
00:10:32.000I just feel like if you're going to go through with that, I feel bad for her one way or the other.
00:10:37.000Either I feel bad for her because she really is a man trapped in a woman's body and that must be really frustrating, or I feel bad for her that she's in this state of disarray where that's the option and you've got to go through surgery.
00:10:52.000Anybody that would need to do that for any reason, just to actually change and try to become something else and become some different sex, you know, that's a deep mind-boggling.
00:11:03.000That's a deep dissatisfaction with your current life.
00:11:07.000Who's to say that maybe her solution isn't becoming a man?
00:11:11.000Well, go play rugby first and then come back.
00:13:28.000One time when he was in the back of the comedy store and he was like yelling at no one in particular, fuck this motherfucker, like really mad at somebody.
00:13:36.000And he went and stormed into that little bathroom there.
00:13:39.000He was washing up in there and they were trying to get rid of him.
00:13:42.000They were trying to calm him down and get him off the porch.
00:13:44.000I don't know exactly what happened, but I was like, wow, this dude's fucking mad.
00:16:19.000And you saw an evolution of him over the last few years.
00:16:24.000You know, you can see, you know, in the Jorge Rivera fight, you can see in this fight, in the Mayhem fight, really in the Mayhem fight, you really see it.
00:16:32.000Like, he's turned a serious fucking corner.
00:16:35.000You know, Michael Bisping's dangerous.
00:16:36.000And you know what I loved about the fight?
00:16:38.000After it was over, he was upset at himself for the first round.
00:16:41.000Even though he had this, like, flawless performance.
00:16:44.000And virtually shut out Mayhem until the fight got stopped.
00:16:48.000Once he got up to his feet and the second round started, he just shut Mayhem down.
00:16:58.000One of the first things he said was that he was upset at his performance in the first round wasn't going to do if he ever fought the champion.
00:19:55.000He's a big 185. Hey, the first time I seen fucking what's-his-name in Pittsburgh, Anthony Johnson, I thought he was a fucking defensive tackle.
00:22:02.000When I was 16, I was fighting at 140, and I didn't weigh 140, and I didn't do it right either.
00:22:09.000I would just take hot showers and take hot baths and not drink any water for like a day, and then I'd weigh in, and I'd have to rehydrate and fight that day.
00:24:57.000I think during the week he's like a farmer or a baker or something fucking crazy and on the weekends he cuts your fucking dick off and puts that fucking monkey that that chick had we met in Vegas with the artificial turf Spider
00:26:26.000Listen, when you're drunk, and it's four in the fucking morning, all right, and you're driving on Santa Monica, and you haven't got your dick sucked in 60, 70, 80 days, all right, and you're driving, and you're fucked up, and you got a grandma blow in your pocket, that chick with the blonde hair becomes whatever you want it to be.
00:26:42.000You just pull over, do a couple lines, and have that fucking monster suck your pipe.
00:26:51.000I'm just going for broke tonight and fuck it.
00:26:54.000And after she sucks your dick, you just make a quick fucking turn and throw her out of the car and you drive home and hope there's no fucking satellites around taking cameras.
00:27:41.000Nobody is going to do a fucking tranny here.
00:27:45.000Just looking at a tranny makes me sick.
00:27:47.000Like, when you make that right turn on fucking Santa Monica, and you go up Highland or La Brea, the best is if you get up early in the morning, like you have to go somewhere to the airport, and you take La Brea down.
00:27:58.000Five in the morning, right by that donut thing there, La Brea and Santa Monica, there's 20 of them.
00:28:03.000And let me tell you something, I'm here to tell you like a man that I am.
00:28:06.000Ten of them, I don't, Houdini can't fucking tell until you pulled over.
00:28:10.000Until you pull over and look at them, you don't know.
00:29:08.000Listen, you stop, you're at a bar, you pick up a girl that you think, you bring her home, you go between her legs, and she's got a nine-inch fucking cock.
00:29:16.000Because most of those trannies always have the biggest fucking dick cycle.
00:29:20.000A tranny ain't gonna have a two-inch dick.
00:29:22.000They always got a rope between their fucking legs.
00:29:35.000Whenever I feel like I'm getting tricked, and if you get tricked and all of a sudden the trick turns out to be a man, that's a danger situation.
00:30:48.000You're going to get back in your car, either you're going to crash your car against a fucking wall doing 90, because you can't believe this just happened to you.
00:30:55.000Whatever you do five minutes after you find out this person, it's legal.
00:31:06.000You ever want to crack a fucking nut late night and a blonde heel, she sucks your dick, all of a sudden you go for that monkey and there's a two-foot fucking cock.
00:31:13.000There's three minutes of blackout time right there.
00:33:42.000Speaking of prison, have you seen this new bill they're trying to pass now that would make it possible to strip anybody of citizenship if they proposed a threat to America, if they're American citizens?
00:33:59.000They're going to kick you out of the country.
00:34:01.000They keep coming up with crazier and crazier fucking things.
00:34:05.000This is the year of total, complete control.
00:34:11.000They're trying to control the internet.
00:34:13.000They're trying to control this National Defense Authorization Act.
00:34:18.000SOPA and PIPA. All this different shit that's going on.
00:34:21.000It's like the control is getting tighter and tighter and tighter and when you hear shit like this like they want to be able to strip people of their citizenship like what the fuck?
00:34:53.000I never thought I would see something like that.
00:34:55.000Someone writing something down like that, that you should be able to have the power to kick people out of the country if somehow or another they do something to harm America.
00:35:20.000The only thing that's happening is that people are saying they're not happy with the current government.
00:35:25.000That's the only action that's happening in the whole country.
00:35:28.000It's not like there's some fucking crazy thing going on where we're being constantly attacked by terrorists and we have to figure out how to defend ourselves in an ever-changing world.
00:35:36.000No, there's no fucking terror attacks!
00:35:38.000And I don't say they're catching them all.
00:35:40.000I don't really think there's that many terrorists out there.
00:35:42.000I don't really think there's that many people that fucking hate us.
00:35:45.000And I think that number would be substantially less if we weren't occupying in other fucking countries.
00:35:50.000But the bottom line is they're coming up with all these laws that are set up to control us and to shackle us, to put us down...
00:36:53.000They predicted that one day there would become a point of ultimate corruption.
00:36:58.000You have to do everything you can and keep these pieces in place in order to avoid that ultimate corruption.
00:37:03.000This is communist 3D. It's not really communism.
00:37:06.000It's communism 3D. Like they're coming at your computers and pull you over and take your fucking this and ask you for an ID. And I understand you're protecting us.
00:37:18.000But again, protecting us from how much?
00:40:23.000But, you know, the other sense, I want to have kids just so I have them doing chores, because I don't want to have a maid in my house, but it seems like when I was young, I had to, like, clean the living room once a time.
00:40:34.000And that's kind of like having your kid being a child laborer, you know?
00:40:37.000Like, you're making them clean your house.
00:41:31.000My mother used to make me fucking work.
00:41:33.000I used to have to empty the tampon things in the women's fucking bathroom at my mother's bar when I was six and put ice cubes in the fucking urinals and fucking stock the ice.
00:41:44.000Why do they do the ice cubes so it doesn't splatter back at you?
00:45:16.000My sister was born in the blizzard of 78 in Ohio, and they had to take a helicopter, had to go to my parents' house and pick her up, my mom up, to have a baby.
00:48:28.000And you just go down and you don't know what's under you.
00:48:30.000Those videos, whenever I watch those videos, those extreme sports videos of guys jumping out of helicopters with a fucking snowboard and going down the side of a mountain.
00:49:11.000You're fucking ski jumping, you're flying through the air, and you're hoping you're going to land perfectly on this fucking slope, and everything's all slippery.
00:49:18.000Like Valentine's Week in Aspen, I was telling you, that's when the lower...
00:49:21.000The lowest point of moisture is in the air.
00:49:23.000So people ski with bikinis on in February.
00:49:26.000And what they do is they build a ramp in Snowmass Village.
00:49:30.000People ski down with bikinis and do a loop-de-loop over a fucking pool.
00:50:55.000When you go skiing and you get in that fucking gondola and there's six people and they look like your grandpa and all of a sudden somebody goes over and goes, do you mind if we spark up a joint?
00:51:04.000And you're like, are you fucking serious?
00:54:00.000I remember being in there with a couple one night, and I met them at the bar like I knew her from the cheesecake, and they had a cheesecake store up there.
00:58:45.000Despite its reputation as a city that never sleeps, thanks to the copious consumption of chemical stimulants, Aspen has seen relatively few large-scale drug busts.
00:59:00.000You come in with the government, you come in, listen, the fucking, the jail in Aspen don't got a kitchen.
00:59:05.000That's the only jail in the country that don't have a kitchen.
00:59:08.000kitchen they get their food catered so you get muffins for breakfast and tea and really yeah that's why Bundy escaped from there how do you think these people fucking escaped from there he went to use the phone and climbed out a fucking window Aspen Colorado when I was there some guy shot a guy with a machine gun in a coke party shot him with a machine gun they had the guy fishing they take you to fishing trips In the summer, down the fucking Roaring Fork thing, they take you fishing.
01:00:56.000Yeah, it tells about how he was blown up in a bomb placed in a borrowed car that he drove to the Aspen Club for a tennis Who the fuck do you think you're dealing with here?
01:05:44.000Somebody told me today at the wheat store that they went to a party yesterday, and obviously the kid didn't know it was not a Coke party, because they went to a football thing, and I'm like, isn't that weird?
01:05:53.000When one person is doing it, they stick out that way.
01:05:55.000That's a weird feeling when you're talking to a dude and they're coked up and they give off that weird, unpredictable energy like, whoa, I gotta get away from this guy.
01:07:32.000They completely forget that there's nature to consider.
01:07:35.000Everybody's been freaking out these last couple days.
01:07:36.000The reason why this podcast started late is because some truck flipped over on the highway because nobody knows how to drive when it gets wet.
01:07:44.000Yeah, because it gets wet here and everybody just spazes out.
01:07:47.000And on top of it, the road is greasy as fuck.
01:07:50.000Because of the fact that it doesn't rain very often, when it does rain, it brings up all that oil from people's cars and tires and all that shit.
01:10:43.000What I like about a bike is that it's stationary, it's constant, you don't have to worry about side-to-side motion, and you can just do it at a light pace where you're stimulating the tendons and the ligaments and the muscle tissue, but you're not really taxing the knee.
01:15:00.000It always has been that way, especially in LA when a big guy shows up, whether it's Jerry Seinfeld or whoever the fuck it is, they show up, they get on stage.
01:15:09.000And part of the thrill is that the audience members know that if they come to the improv, it's very likely one night that maybe Daniel Tosh will walk on stage, even if he's not on the schedule.
01:15:21.000That maybe someone they've seen on TV will walk on stage.
01:16:17.000The reason why I started bringing you on the road with me, the reason why I'm bringing Ari on the road with me, is because they're fucking hilarious.
01:16:23.000I went to the improv twice in the last ten days, and both times people came up to me that they had to leave and go do a set.
01:16:30.000Yeah, they don't want to go on after you.
01:16:34.000Because I'm going to get off stage, and you're still going to be in the bar drinking, and I'm going to take that bottle, I'm going to break it over your fucking head.
01:16:40.000So, before you come lie to me that you have a showcase at the store, or you got to go, just be a man.
01:19:48.000What about the time I told Eddie Fidel died, and he was with Dana White, and he thought it was a bad conversation, so he thought Liddell died.
01:21:37.000How fun would it be if you stopped being Joe Rogan and went into this phase for eight hours and then woke up with fucking scars on your neck?
01:21:44.000And the fucking pubic hair around your face and the handcuff on.
01:21:48.000It is amazing to me, though, that people have such different reactions to certain drugs.
01:21:53.000And that alcohol is really one of them.
01:21:56.000Until I met Eddie, I didn't believe in blackouts.
01:24:17.000She changed, and she changed pretty radically.
01:24:19.000And it doesn't seem to be endogenous chemicals.
01:24:21.000If you have an initial video of her from a long time ago that shows a different body, a different body type, then that's not, you know, you're not a man.
01:24:30.000So you've got to look at that, man, and say, this Gina Carano, man, if she didn't, you know, that would have been, imagine Gina Carano versus Ronda Rousey.
01:24:38.000Two of the hottest chicks to ever fight ever going at it.
01:24:41.000Do you know how nuts that fucking fight would be?
01:24:47.000Two tens that are killers and they're throwing down.
01:24:50.000Gina Carano versus Ronda Rousey would get like, that's like a fight that actually could make it into the UFC. Like that's a fight where Dana White would be like, you know what?
01:25:46.000Why would she want to fight if this movie smashed success and then she just goes off?
01:25:50.000You know, man, brain damage is for keeps.
01:25:52.000If you don't want to fight, you shouldn't be fighting.
01:25:54.000Fighting is something you should only do when you absolutely want to do just that.
01:25:58.000If she really has this call in the back of her head, she wants to get back in there and test herself, she's a badass chick if she wants to do that.
01:27:44.000It was on the other night, I watched Gary Oldham, he would pop the pills and throw his neck back, and heroin, and they'd shoot motherfuckers, and Gary Oldman was great in that movie.
01:29:25.000I still have those on VHS. Sussman, when they had the King and Queens over at CBS, I got them to get me the tapes from the Deleventura show because it was so delicious.
01:29:34.000And I would have people come over and watch it with me.
01:29:36.000We would get high and watch it like it was a comedy.
01:30:12.000I mean, we're not talking about a Sylvester Stallone old where he's, you know, shooting fucking synthetic hormones into his body every day and he's 64 years old.
01:30:47.000Speaking of Stallone and crazy Italians, I guess Frank Stallone's been coming back to the boxing gym, Justin's, and they can't take him no more.
01:30:54.000So the quickest way to get rid of Frank Stallone is to put rap on him.
01:31:05.000So he's in their shadow box, and he'll look at the speakers, he'll fuck it, and then he'll come up to them and say, listen, why don't we listen to some good music?
01:32:24.000That's gotta be a weird thing to have a brother that's like super-duper famous, and you're just hanging on, trying to make some shit happen.
01:33:25.000Yeah, there's a bunch of families where there's a bunch of different brothers that get in and everybody does so-so, but one guy is like the best.
01:38:00.000And a DJ, and all of a sudden they go, we have a special, somebody come in.
01:38:07.000I remember when they first started having videos on MTV and you know for folks today that live in this day and era this is not gonna be impressive but back then when Madonna first started having these music videos like burning up Tremendous.
01:40:06.000I don't care how bad of a mood you're in.
01:40:08.000You could be in a bad mood, doing something, and by the middle of that second verse, you just start fucking, not dancing, but you're like, you know what?
01:45:31.000It's just, he's this character that he does, and every now and then he'll want to confront me about some things and get into this big, long argument.
01:45:37.000It's like Eddie's, Eddie thinks it's hilarious.
01:45:39.000He loves doing it, so Eddie sets it up all the time.
01:45:42.000But his actual name is Rahsaan, and he's hilarious.
01:45:45.000And how funny is it that Rahsaan's father was my first karate teacher when I came from Cuba.
01:47:27.000But because of that, their team was fucking monstrous, man.
01:47:31.000The Korean national team, for a while, until the Americans got real good at it, and then there was some other entries from other parts of the world that were really high level.
01:47:40.000But for a while, the Koreans just dominated Taekwondo tournaments.
01:47:55.000And he won the national championships.
01:47:58.000He took time off to win the nationals.
01:48:01.000took time off to train, took time off away from his school, which was a big fucking deal, because he was going through some serious, serious fucking schoolwork.
01:48:09.000And I remember watching this kid, I couldn't believe how fucking hard he worked.
01:48:48.000He would, like, when he was training for the nationals, he would do his homework And then he would put his backpack on with all of his books and he would run up and down the stairs in his dormitory where he stayed.
01:49:01.000And that's how he would get a lot of his cardio training in.
01:49:04.000He would just put his books in his bag and run up and down the stairs.
01:49:07.000And he would tell me about how exhausted he was when he would come to work out and train.
01:49:11.000But the fucking guy just kept chipping away.
01:50:29.000I can see if somebody grabs you and cuts your finger off you.
01:50:31.000You have to go in there with a knife, put your hand out and chop your fucking thing and tie a bandage over your hand and drive yourself to the fucking hospital.
01:51:18.000I was talking to a friend of mine who had something going on where he was involved with a bunch of businessmen, and one of them was this Japanese guy that kept showing off the fact that his finger was missing.
01:51:33.000He would flaunt it, defectors, and laugh about it that his finger was missing.
01:52:02.000The traditional method of tapping, that tat tat tat tat, the way they do it, very different than like a needle, like a tattoo, a modern tattoo needle where they essentially just draw it.
01:54:27.000Well, I heard the story, but I don't know who the guy was.
01:54:29.000Some guy jumped off the building right next to the comedy store at the Hyde Hotel or whatever it was called.
01:54:35.000Yeah, that was during the riots or whatever the fuck it was.
01:54:40.000Now there's an advertisement for Mad Men on there where it's just a shadow of somebody falling down that building and it's so creepy to look at because the shadow is exactly where that guy killed himself.
02:00:27.000It's like, you know, when you take a picture with Spider-Man over at the Hollywood Bowl, at least you're supposed to, or Hollywood Boulevard, at least it's a donation, right?
02:00:34.000And I'll tell you what the craziest thing of this story is that...
02:00:37.000Why would a hooker go to the store and try to get money where there's so many other hookers that go there to suck a dick for free?
02:00:44.000They're just using the view of the sunset to who to stock or to sell themselves without being on the corner.
02:00:56.000There's so many girls that would just walk in that were willing to suck dick.
02:01:00.000You just had to fucking pull back the artichoke and fucking find out that you just needed the clouds to part to see the true color of the skies.
02:01:07.000There's something about that Sunset Strip.
02:01:09.000There's something about that fucking place that crazy women went to the store.
02:04:09.000How many fucking blowjobs did you get in there from women that just said, if you suck my dick, will you put me on the belly room show with you next week?
02:08:09.000If you see him in Taxi Driver, that one scene where he goes to get Christopher Walken, and it's his turn, and the guy smacks him, and he smacks the guy back.
02:08:16.000He goes, you know you're going to die.
02:09:02.000Remember, he went to see him in the jail, and he goes, you know, at the end, the Romans, they have a party, and then they slit their fucking wrists.
02:10:20.000But the whole movie's when he goes back to Sicily.
02:10:23.000After he becomes Vito Corleone, he's got the olive oil company, he goes back to Sicily to get the guy who kills his mother, his father, and his brother.
02:11:40.000Peter Lemongello in the 70s, his marketing group wanted to try something.
02:11:44.000And they took a fucking guy, his name is Peter Lemongelo, good-looking blonde guy, took his picture and went on every station and said, get the greatest hits of Peter Lemongelo.
02:17:48.000And all of a sudden, this guy comes with his pretty face and his shaved head, and all of a sudden, he's fucking shooting people by my mouth.
02:19:12.000Matt Serra is a serious jujitsu coach.
02:19:15.000You know, a lot of people don't remember that Matt Serra...
02:19:18.000At one point in time, when he was competing and just straight grappling, was right up there at the top of the fucking heap.
02:19:25.000He won a decision over John Jock Machado.
02:19:28.000I mean, he submitted a lot of fucking really good dudes.
02:19:31.000Sarah was a killer in just straight jiu-jitsu back when he was...
02:19:35.000You know, only competing in jiu-jitsu before he...
02:19:38.000When you get into mixed martial arts, of course, you have to dedicate so much of your time to striking, so much of your time to conditioning, so much of your time to doing all these different things that, you know, your jiu-jitsu game, it doesn't get to express itself the way he's...
02:19:50.000You know, he's getting involved in a lot of stand-up fights, and, you know, it's sometimes dudes like they...
02:19:55.000You know, one guy will take you down and hold on to you.
02:20:15.000To have a guy like him teaching a guy like Weidman, a guy who's already fought MMA many, many times, won the title, fought some of the best guys.
02:20:26.000To have him teaching Weidman, you get a stud wrestler, a guy who has beaten, I believe he fought Phil Davis, or rather wrestled Phil Davis and beat him in a straight wrestling competition, which is fucking crazy.
02:21:42.000He put the thorns on Tim Tebow's fucking head last week.
02:21:45.000And this week, Ray Lewis went up there thinking he was going to the Super Bowl, stab somebody else, but he had to fucking stop him up there, too.
02:21:51.000They didn't cover the spread, but they undercame him.
02:27:02.000We're going to do a Death Squad tour, too.
02:27:05.000We're working on that right now for the spring.
02:27:07.000We're working on, it'll be everybody that's on the podcast, you know, one of those things.
02:27:12.000It'll be like, we're trying to do one with Ari, Duncan, Joey, a bunch of us, Kreischer, get as many of us together as we can and hit some theaters.
02:29:30.000You spend billions of dollars on your cruise line, keeping everything maintained, perfect, and some asshole drives your big floating bus into a rock.
02:29:39.000Supposedly, it was the same path that he did every day for years, but he got bored and said there was one part where he just wanted to do something different.
02:29:52.000Because you can track the cruise on this website to see where boats go every single day.
02:29:57.000Can you imagine the audacity of a company to call you just a few days after, you know, people lost loved ones, there's people missing still.
02:30:06.000For a company to have the audacity to call you up and say, hey, we're going to offer you 30% off your next cruise.
02:30:30.000You've got a little piece of metal that's floating over an alien world.
02:30:34.000And at any point in time, something can happen, and a hole could get punctured into that thing, and then it sinks to the bottom of that alien world where you can't live.
02:30:43.000Then you're in a little floatable raft, bobbing around in shark soup.
02:30:47.000And all this time, this has happened when Brendan Walsh and Doug Benson have been on this cruise ship with Ween and all these bands and stuff.
02:30:54.000This happened at the same time while they're online.
02:30:56.000And you could know Doug's probably stoned as hell.
02:35:25.000It's really comics hanging out before the show, and then we jump up at the Ice House, which is one of the oldest and most respected clubs in the country.
02:35:34.000It happens to be in Pasadena, California.