The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #180 - Joey Diaz, Eddie Bravo, Denny Prokopos

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00:07:20.000 Thank God men like Nick Diaz exist.

00:07:22.000 This weekend, Nick Diaz and Carlos Condit.

00:07:25.000 Thank God those guys exist. 0.95

00:07:27.000 Thank God those guys exist, and thank God those guys have built themselves up to the point where this is one of those matches where five fucking rounds, man, you can't wait. 0.99

00:07:35.000 You're going to be palms sweaty, rubbing your hands together before that bitch. 1.00

00:07:39.000 I don't know who's going to be the referee for this. 0.98

00:07:41.000 I don't know who it is, but before that one person looks at the blue corner and then walks at the red corner and then says, Fight! 0.99

00:07:46.000 That shit is going to be crazy! 1.00

00:07:48.000 And poor Carlos Condor. 1.00

00:07:50.000 He's been training for eight years for the fucking fight. 1.00

00:07:51.000 Yeah, perfect. 1.00

00:07:52.000 Eight years he's been fucking training. 1.00

00:07:54.000 Every two months they change opponents. 1.00

00:07:55.000 Perfect. 0.99

00:07:56.000 He's had 19 fucking opponents like Batman in season one. 0.99

00:07:58.000 For him, I think it's perfect. 0.99

00:08:01.000 Because he's so prepared.

00:08:02.000 He's so prepared.

00:08:03.000 He's ready to rock.

00:08:04.000 It's a perfect time for him.

00:08:05.000 160 plus 130. The line is not that bad.

00:08:08.000 It's minus 160. You would be crazy to pick a favorite in this fight.

00:08:11.000 I think he'd be crazy. 0.99

00:08:12.000 I think that this is one of those who the fuck knows what's going to happen fights. 0.99

00:08:16.000 This could be... 0.99

00:08:16.000 Who knows? 0.99

00:08:18.000 It's going to be amazing.

00:08:19.000 It's going to be amazing.

00:08:20.000 For Doom Roy Nelson, too.

00:08:21.000 Yeah, for Doom Roy Nelson, too.

00:08:22.000 I forgot all about that.

00:08:23.000 Oh, how about Hennon Burrow and Scott Jorgensen?

00:08:26.000 That's right. 0.99

00:08:27.000 Holy shit. 0.99

00:08:28.000 That Hennon Burrell dude, he's the dark horse of the pound for pound division because he's not a champion yet, but he might be one of the top pound for pound guys. 0.99

00:08:35.000 He's right up there with Aldo.

00:08:37.000 He's a beast.

00:08:38.000 Did you see his last fight with Brad Pickett? 0.54

00:08:40.000 He hit homeboy with a knee to the face with no jump. 0.99

00:08:44.000 Just fucking leaped up with his knee. 0.98

00:08:46.000 You know, instead of that thing where they lift the front leg and then they come up with the right leg, they'll start with the left leg and then they use it as force to kick up with the right leg. 0.99

00:08:54.000 Exactly. 0.87

00:08:54.000 Some of these badass Brazilians, like Anderson can do it too, where they just fly through the fucking air with one knee. 0.87

00:09:00.000 And Burrell just lifted that knee up and crack! 0.98

00:09:03.000 Caught Brad Pickett in the chin.

00:09:05.000 I mean, he's a beast, dude. 1.00

00:09:06.000 And his jiu-jitsu is fucking sick. 0.99

00:09:09.000 You know, as soon as Brad Pickett, like, stumbled and he saw a position, he jumped on that back so quick, man. 0.99

00:09:15.000 It was a thing of beauty, man.

00:09:18.000 I saw the UFC special on Nick Diaz, Carlos Condit.

00:09:21.000 Which one?

00:09:22.000 Episode 1? 0.99

00:09:23.000 Shit, I don't know. 0.99

00:09:24.000 Episode 2, I don't know if it's aired yet. 0.98

00:09:27.000 Is it aired yet?

00:09:27.000 Well, the one where they have Nick Diaz, like, kindergarten teacher.

00:09:32.000 Yeah, isn't that funny? 0.97

00:09:33.000 Damn, she remembered Nick, right? 0.98

00:09:35.000 Of course she did. 0.99

00:09:35.000 She remembered Nick. 0.99

00:09:36.000 And this is...

00:09:37.000 I learned a lot about Nick.

00:09:38.000 And...

00:09:40.000 I come up with a hypothesis. 0.98

00:09:43.000 Before, in the early days, if you were a black belt in jiu-jitsu, shit, you had a shot at the title. 0.99

00:09:49.000 And then it became, if you were an Olympic wrestler, damn, you have a shot at the title. 0.98

00:09:53.000 Now it's obvious, now it's becoming more like all other sports. 0.78

00:09:56.000 If you didn't wrestle, do jiu-jitsu, and worked on your striking since day one as a kid, because there's so many kids doing that, all three now, it's like you're not gonna have a shot in the very near future.

00:10:08.000 And I think there's one more factor, and that's the Nick Diaz factor.

00:10:15.000 Obviously, he doesn't like cameras.

00:10:17.000 He's said it a million times.

00:10:18.000 He doesn't like to talk in front of cameras. 0.97

00:10:23.000 He's not into it, and maybe he's shy in front of the camera or whatever, and his teacher was even saying that he wasn't the most vocal guy, and he had trouble expressing himself and all that shit. 0.99

00:10:39.000 When he gets in that cage and that door slams shut and the crowd is roaring, there's no more fucking talking. 0.98

00:10:46.000 He just comes alive. 0.99

00:10:47.000 He looks at his opponent and he's like, nobody could fucking hear you. 0.99

00:10:51.000 You could be the most articulate, funny, charismatic guy on the fucking planet, but you know what? 1.00

00:10:56.000 I fucking run all day, swim all day, I got a crazy chin. 1.00

00:11:02.000 I'm gonna fucking kill this motherfucker. 1.00

00:11:05.000 That's an X factor right there. 1.00

00:11:08.000 You have to look for that, I think, in the future in fighters. 0.97

00:11:12.000 Do they have that switch where when they fucking get in that cage, it really is life or death for them. 0.94

00:11:19.000 His is a very different thing than anybody else's. 0.97

00:11:21.000 First of all, his approach to it is so different than anybody else's in that he does endurance training, like long-distance marathon-type training, and basically forces these guys to try to keep up with him.

00:11:32.000 I mean, he basically puts them into an endurance contest and tries to get them to keep up with them.

00:11:36.000 That's why he does a lot of juking and a lot of getting in their face.

00:11:39.000 All that stuff tenses you up, all that stuff.

00:11:41.000 You know, all those punches that he throws at 50-60%, all those tighten you up.

00:11:46.000 You know, one of the things that Frank Shamrock said was that when Nick Diaz was punching him, he hits you so often you can't breathe.

00:11:50.000 You don't know when to breathe.

00:11:51.000 You can't relax.

00:11:52.000 Because you never get to relax.

00:11:54.000 Because they just keep coming.

00:11:56.000 Which is just different.

00:11:57.000 He just fights in a different way.

00:11:59.000 I think the way he does it is brilliant.

00:12:00.000 It's so brilliant because no one else did it before him.

00:12:03.000 No one else figured out that way to fight.

00:12:05.000 No one else really would not just have great skills, but have ridiculous world-class endurance, like swim from Alcatraz endurance. 1.00

00:12:14.000 That's nutty shit, man. 1.00

00:12:16.000 They said they went through a countdown. 1.00

00:12:17.000 He sparred some ridiculous amount of rounds, then he ran five miles, and then he swam for an hour and a half.

00:12:24.000 That was just one day.

00:12:25.000 Yeah.

00:12:25.000 And he just does that all day.

00:12:27.000 He just does it all the time.

00:12:28.000 Maybe he has some kind of condition where he's obsessed with exercise?

00:12:33.000 I don't know.

00:12:34.000 I mean, I think he loves it for sure.

00:12:35.000 I mean, when he was a kid, he said that he, you know, I think he said it was, one of the countdown shows, his, I think it was his uncle or someone, was like a track coach.

00:12:43.000 A track coach or something.

00:12:44.000 Yeah, and he used to take him.

00:12:45.000 His grandfather, Danny Propagos.

00:12:48.000 But that's the other thing too.

00:12:49.000 Here's the other thing too with him.

00:12:50.000 You know what? 1.00

00:12:51.000 He doesn't like fucking talking. 1.00

00:12:53.000 You smoke a joint. 1.00

00:12:54.000 What do you feel like doing? 1.00

00:12:54.000 Go for a fucking run. 1.00

00:12:55.000 See what happens to your head. 1.00

00:12:56.000 It feels great.

00:12:57.000 It feels great. 0.99

00:12:57.000 I smoke a joint and I go to fucking swim fit for an hour. 0.99

00:13:00.000 You feel like fucking Hercules when you come out. 1.00

00:13:02.000 And that's his world. 1.00

00:13:04.000 That's his fucking world. 1.00

00:13:05.000 Smokes weed and runs. 1.00

00:13:06.000 That's where his endurance comes from. 1.00

00:13:07.000 From going, I don't want to hang out with these dumb fucks. 1.00

00:13:09.000 I might stab somebody. 1.00

00:13:10.000 I'll just smoke a joint and run until the fucking high wears off. 1.00

00:13:13.000 And he runs for fucking two hours. 0.99

00:13:14.000 When I lived in Boulder, I used to smoke and run. 1.00

00:13:17.000 And the high, when you finish fucking running, is a complete different dimension. 0.97

00:13:21.000 Yeah, even when you smoke and lift, man. 0.99

00:13:23.000 Everything.

00:13:24.000 You feel all your muscle tissue.

00:13:26.000 Like when you're pressing weights, you feel it.

00:13:28.000 You feel your whole body moving.

00:13:30.000 Smoking and rolling.

00:13:31.000 They say, well, not just that, yoga.

00:13:34.000 Smoking and doing yoga.

00:13:35.000 Oh, an edible?

00:13:36.000 Tremendous.

00:13:36.000 That's the way you're supposed to do it.

00:13:37.000 It is edible.

00:13:38.000 Tremendous.

00:13:38.000 I used to eat an edible.

00:13:40.000 You're supposed to eat hash.

00:13:40.000 I used to take a little piece of banana bread or a little hash cookie.

00:13:43.000 I'd take it at 7 in the morning and go to 8.30 yoga.

00:13:46.000 You know what my head is at at 8.30? 1.00

00:13:48.000 And the bitch is smoking! 1.00

00:13:50.000 And I would just go into it, little by little, and it's amazing. 1.00

00:13:53.000 It's fucking amazing. 0.96

00:13:54.000 When you walk out of there, you don't know what hit you. 0.99

00:13:56.000 You really don't.

00:13:57.000 So that's what my thing is with him.

00:13:59.000 That he just, you know what?

00:14:00.000 He's not the type of guy that's going to go to a club or whatever.

00:14:02.000 What would you do? 1.00

00:14:03.000 Smoke a joint and smoke a fucking run. 1.00

00:14:04.000 He's the last guy I'd want to fight. 1.00

00:14:06.000 Because think about it.

00:14:07.000 Compare him to GSP and even Jon Jones and Anderson Silva.

00:14:12.000 What he has that they don't have, maybe they will develop it, is he will stand right in front of you and exchange with you.

00:14:21.000 And he's down to go to war right in front of you.

00:14:26.000 I mean, GSB ain't gonna do that.

00:14:28.000 Jon Jones probably won't even do that.

00:14:30.000 And if you decide to take him down? 0.99

00:14:32.000 He'll fuck you up on the ground, too. 1.00

00:14:34.000 His jiu-jitsu is amazing. 1.00

00:14:35.000 Yeah, that cyborg fight. 0.99

00:14:37.000 What the fuck are you going to do? 0.99

00:14:38.000 That's a perfect example of that. 0.99

00:14:38.000 Yeah, what are you going to do with Nick Diaz? 0.99

00:14:40.000 Yeah, he was killing him.

00:14:41.000 What are you going to do with him?

00:14:42.000 Cyborg, he was killing cyborg standing up, so cyborg took him down and whoop, armbar.

00:14:46.000 Yeah.

00:14:46.000 Within 30 seconds, he had him in an armbar.

00:14:48.000 Yeah, I mean, GSP might be able to take him down, but what is he going to do?

00:14:51.000 He's not going to pass his guard.

00:14:53.000 Yeah.

00:14:53.000 He's not going to pass Nick Diaz's guard.

00:14:55.000 It's not going to happen.

00:14:56.000 He doesn't get tired when you're on top of him either.

00:14:58.000 You know, a lot of dudes, man, you put them on their back and they just get exhausted.

00:15:01.000 They get demoralized.

00:15:02.000 Yeah.

00:15:02.000 They get exhausted.

00:15:04.000 Unless we see his chin fall apart, man, I can't see him losing.

00:15:09.000 Well, you know, that can happen to some fighters when they take beatings. 0.79

00:15:12.000 Yeah.

00:15:13.000 It can happen.

00:15:13.000 At a certain time.

00:15:14.000 We've seen it happen over and over, you know, with Vanderlei and so many guys.

00:15:19.000 Chuck.

00:15:19.000 Eventually, they had iron chins.

00:15:22.000 Yeah.

00:15:22.000 And they would come...

00:15:23.000 Even if they got robbed...

00:15:24.000 Well, Vanderlei never had an iron chin.

00:15:25.000 Vanderlei got dropped a lot.

00:15:27.000 Sakuraba dropped him.

00:15:28.000 A lot of people dropped him.

00:15:28.000 Henderson had him really badly hurt.

00:15:30.000 His chin is a lot worse now.

00:15:32.000 It's a lot worse.

00:15:33.000 Arguably.

00:15:34.000 Arguably.

00:15:35.000 But, you know, he was already just this dude who ran face first.

00:15:39.000 You know, one of the things that made Vanderlei great was how reckless he was. 0.99

00:15:42.000 You know, he didn't give a fuck. 0.99

00:15:43.000 He would charge at you literally like a wild dog. 1.00

00:15:45.000 You know, he'd be like a pit bull just running at you.

00:15:48.000 But that style gets you hurt.

00:15:50.000 You know, that style.

00:15:51.000 I mean, he's the...

00:15:52.000 It's not a coincidence that he's the only guy of his era that had to have facial reconstruction so he could breathe.

00:15:58.000 You know, his nose was flattened, smashed flattened.

00:16:02.000 If you go and look at his face from when he first entered into Pride and then his face in his first UFC fight with Chuck, he's a completely different person.

00:16:10.000 You wouldn't even recognize him.

00:16:11.000 He was a handsome guy. 0.99

00:16:12.000 When he first got into Pride, he was a fucking handsome guy. 0.99

00:16:16.000 Vanderlei. 0.99

00:16:17.000 Look at Vanderlei.

00:16:17.000 He thought he was hot?

00:16:18.000 Pretty sexy.

00:16:19.000 I'd dance with him.

00:16:21.000 He was cute.

00:16:23.000 He was sexy.

00:16:24.000 He was a completely different looking person.

00:16:27.000 Nogueira as well.

00:16:28.000 Nogueira's face looks way different too. 0.99

00:16:30.000 How about Nate fucking Diaz? 1.00

00:16:31.000 Holy shit. 1.00

00:16:32.000 It's like a carbon copy of Nick Diaz. 0.99

00:16:35.000 We got two Nick Diazes.

00:16:36.000 We don't just have one. 0.98

00:16:38.000 That's fucking incredible. 0.97

00:16:39.000 He was just like maybe a year behind Nick Diaz sort of in development it seemed like. 0.98

00:16:43.000 Like maybe in jujitsu he was a little behind and in the striking and in the striking power and now he's like caught up to Nick Diaz.

00:16:49.000 I think he had some weight problems too where he didn't cut the weight right and now he cuts it right and now he has way more energy because when he went up to 170 you know he had some fights where he looked badass like the Rory Markham fight.

00:17:00.000 Holy shit and I thought man You know, this kid is draining himself too much to get down to 55, but then he figured out how to do 55 right.

00:17:08.000 And he came in and the Gomi fight just fucking lit Gomi up. 0.99

00:17:11.000 But Cerrone fight was even more impressive because he did it for three fucking rounds. 0.97

00:17:15.000 So it shows that he's got endurance. 0.97

00:17:17.000 At 155, too.

00:17:18.000 And he lit Cowboy up, man.

00:17:20.000 I mean, I thought that was going to be a crazy close fight.

00:17:24.000 It's like sort of how I feel about this Condit fight.

00:17:26.000 I don't know what the hell's going to happen. 0.99

00:17:27.000 I look at it, I'm like, man, both guys are tough as fuck. 0.99

00:17:30.000 Both guys have mad skills. 0.99

00:17:32.000 Both guys can survive.

00:17:34.000 Some dudes can't be the nail, you know?

00:17:36.000 Some dudes can be the hammer, but when they're the nail, they fall apart.

00:17:39.000 Condit doesn't fall apart, man.

00:17:40.000 Condit got...

00:17:41.000 Bombed on by Jake Ellenberger.

00:17:43.000 Ellenberger had him in all sorts of trouble.

00:17:46.000 And Ellenberger puts people away. 0.99

00:17:47.000 That kid hits fucking hard. 0.99

00:17:49.000 He's one of the hardest hitting guys at 170. And he bombed Condit. 1.00

00:17:53.000 And Condit covered up, weathered the storm, and came back. 0.99

00:17:56.000 That was the first fucking round, man. 0.99

00:17:58.000 He was in all sorts of trouble in the first round. 0.99

00:18:00.000 Where a lot of referees would have pulled that trigger. 0.98

00:18:02.000 A lot of referees would have stopped that fight if they didn't respect him.

00:18:05.000 If they didn't know him.

00:18:06.000 If he was like a new guy into the UFC. How did that fight end again?

00:18:08.000 He won a decision.

00:18:09.000 Won a close decision.

00:18:10.000 Okay. 0.99

00:18:11.000 But it was a great fucking fight. 0.99

00:18:12.000 But what it proved to me is that Condit is no frontrunner. 0.99

00:18:16.000 He's a dude that is in it to win it.

00:18:18.000 The Rory McDonald fight.

00:18:20.000 Another perfect example.

00:18:21.000 He came on the third round.

00:18:22.000 Third round.

00:18:22.000 Came back and stopped him.

00:18:23.000 Lost the first two rounds.

00:18:24.000 Came back in the third round and stopped him. 1.00

00:18:26.000 And that kid is a fucking phenom, man. 0.99

00:18:28.000 That Rory McDonald, man. 1.00

00:18:29.000 He's a Yeah, he crushed him on the ground.

00:18:33.000 He broke his face open on the ground. 0.98

00:18:35.000 Condit's an animal. 1.00

00:18:36.000 He's a real fucking killer. 1.00

00:18:38.000 That guy's a straight killer. 1.00

00:18:39.000 What he said in that countdown show was badass.

00:18:42.000 He goes, I want the referee to rescue you.

00:18:44.000 I want the referee to come in and save your life. 1.00

00:18:47.000 Save your fucking life, man. 1.00

00:18:48.000 When a dude thinks like that, that's a killer, man. 1.00

00:18:52.000 I mean, if he wasn't doing this, he would be somewhere working for the military, shooting people in Iraq. 0.92

00:18:57.000 I always said that about him. 1.00

00:18:58.000 He's a killer. 1.00

00:18:59.000 He's a fucking killer. 1.00

00:19:00.000 I mean, that natural born killer, that's not just a nickname. 1.00

00:19:03.000 You know, you can talk all that tough guy shit you want. 0.99

00:19:05.000 What happens when you actually get in there and you're throwing down? 1.00

00:19:08.000 When that guy's actually in there and he's throwing down, he's a fucking stone cold killer. 1.00

00:19:13.000 They both are. 1.00

00:19:14.000 They're both stone cold killers. 0.98

00:19:16.000 Neither guy's going to be scared of the other guy.

00:19:17.000 Both guys are going to be just going in there, ready to just let it all hang out.

00:19:21.000 This is going to be a crazy weekend.

00:19:26.000 I wish I wasn't working. 0.99

00:19:28.000 I wish I would fucking get Kenny Florian to fill in. 0.99

00:19:30.000 I want to get hammered. 0.99

00:19:31.000 I want to sit cage side.

00:19:33.000 I'm going to take it easy this time. 0.99

00:19:34.000 It would be an honor to call this fight, don't get me wrong, but there's fights like that where I wish I could just go, oh shit, oh shit! 0.99

00:19:42.000 Kajak and Mike Pearce, yeah. 0.99

00:19:44.000 Those are two home run hitters.

00:19:46.000 Both great wrestlers.

00:19:48.000 Pearce is dangerous for everybody.

00:19:49.000 He's one of those guys that eventually he's going to catch on.

00:19:52.000 Eventually Pearce is going to hit his stride and he's going to be Johnny Hendrickson dudes.

00:19:56.000 You know, like Johnny Hendrickson just took out Finch.

00:19:59.000 There's these wrestler dudes that are just, they're striking and slowly getting better, slowly getting better, but the power's always there.

00:20:06.000 It's just a matter of figuring out how to put fist to face.

00:20:08.000 And they're getting better at it.

00:20:09.000 And Johnny Hendricks, man, the way he put out John Fitch like that with one punch.

00:20:13.000 I'll tell you what.

00:20:14.000 Johnny Hendricks hits anybody with that punch.

00:20:16.000 Anybody. 0.99

00:20:17.000 And you're fucksville. 1.00

00:20:19.000 Fucked. 1.00

00:20:19.000 That guy hits really hard. 1.00

00:20:21.000 There's some guys you watch him hit dudes in the cage. 0.78

00:20:23.000 And, you know, you say, well, hey, that's a strong guy.

00:20:26.000 That's an athletic guy.

00:20:27.000 Hendricks is one of those guys.

00:20:28.000 He's got that extra...

00:20:29.000 There's that extra...

00:20:31.000 There's some dudes when they hit you, you hear it. 0.99

00:20:33.000 When you hear them hit the bag, you know, you ever know when you hear a guy hit the bag and he goes, this motherfucker's got that extra pop to it. 0.99

00:20:40.000 That's what Hendrix has got. 0.99

00:20:42.000 You either have that or you don't have that.

00:20:44.000 I mean, you can certainly make your punching power better.

00:20:46.000 You certainly build your muscles up a bit, put some weight on, learn how to turn your body into things better.

00:20:51.000 But some dudes just know how to throw. 0.55

00:20:53.000 And that Hendrix cat knows how to throw. 0.60

00:20:55.000 And so does Pierce. 1.00

00:20:56.000 He knows how to fuck, especially that left hook. 1.00

00:20:58.000 Oh, oh, oh. 1.00

00:20:59.000 He's got power.

00:21:00.000 And Koscheck too, man. 1.00

00:21:01.000 Koscheck is dangerous as fuck, man. 1.00

00:21:03.000 That Matt Hughes fight, that was a brutal assassination, man. 0.99

00:21:06.000 You know, that was a brutal ending to that fight, which you kind of knew what was going to happen. 0.99

00:21:10.000 Stylistically, you're like, well, here's two really good wrestlers, but one of them has stupid knockout power. 0.96

00:21:15.000 And the other one, you know, has been knocked out a few times. 0.96

00:21:17.000 It's not the best stylistic matchup for Hughes, you know?

00:21:20.000 You know, he's going to fight again.

00:21:22.000 He's looking for another fight.

00:21:24.000 Hughes.

00:21:24.000 Man, Hughes and Hoist Gracie, they should make that happen, man.

00:21:28.000 He'll kill Hoist. 0.96

00:21:29.000 It doesn't matter. 0.98

00:21:30.000 It's a good rematch.

00:21:31.000 Hoist wants it really bad.

00:21:32.000 No matter what happens, it's still going to be a match. 0.99

00:21:35.000 I shouldn't say he'll kill Hoist because you never know what the fuck is going to happen. 0.96

00:21:37.000 And Hoist Gracie's a legend. 1.00

00:21:38.000 But based on that first fight, I would hate to see that again.

00:21:40.000 Unless there was something wrong with Hoist.

00:21:41.000 Is Hoist claiming he was sick or something?

00:21:43.000 I don't know.

00:21:44.000 Hoist is an all-time great.

00:21:47.000 He's the original legend.

00:21:49.000 He was the first jiu-jitsu guy, the first guy to show the world.

00:21:51.000 If it wasn't for him, I would have never known.

00:21:54.000 None of us would have ever known if it wasn't for his accomplishments in the Ultimate Fighting Championship.

00:21:58.000 None of us would have ever known. 0.95

00:21:59.000 But that was a long fucking time ago. 0.89

00:22:01.000 And errors, they pass for a reason. 0.82

00:22:04.000 At a certain point in time, your body just does not move the same anymore.

00:22:07.000 You know?

00:22:08.000 And the world passes you by.

00:22:09.000 And when that happens, you gotta step aside, man.

00:22:12.000 You gotta step aside.

00:22:12.000 You can't just be going out there and getting knocked out all the time.

00:22:15.000 And get hurt all the time.

00:22:16.000 Because it's just, it's just reality.

00:22:18.000 You know, reality, there's a certain point in time where all of us are gonna be dust, man.

00:22:22.000 And the only way this sport really works is that we stop people from competing when they hit that point.

00:22:28.000 Because they don't believe it.

00:22:30.000 The same thing that makes someone a great fighter makes someone say, no, you're all wrong.

00:22:33.000 I'm gonna prove the world.

00:22:34.000 I'm gonna go out one more time.

00:22:35.000 I'm making a comeback. 0.99

00:22:36.000 But that's how guys get fucked up. 0.98

00:22:38.000 Yeah, but they gotta decide for themselves. 0.98

00:22:40.000 If Hoist wants to fight, I would love to see Hoist Matt Hughes.

00:22:43.000 Really?

00:22:43.000 He wants it.

00:22:44.000 If Matt Hughes wants another fight, that's a great rematch, man.

00:22:47.000 What if Matt Hughes got on his back just like before?

00:22:50.000 That'd be fine. 0.99

00:22:51.000 Bombing him in the head. 0.99

00:22:52.000 Herb Dean would come in and stop it at the perfect time? 0.90

00:22:55.000 I don't know, man.

00:22:56.000 Like he always does.

00:22:56.000 I don't want to watch that fight again.

00:22:58.000 I don't want to watch...

00:22:58.000 I love Hoise too much, man.

00:23:01.000 I love that guy.

00:23:02.000 Like I said, he's a legend.

00:23:03.000 He's a hero.

00:23:04.000 He's not going to get killed.

00:23:04.000 He'll tap out.

00:23:05.000 It's not that.

00:23:06.000 People lose fights all the time.

00:23:07.000 I don't want to see him fight in that.

00:23:09.000 Unless there was something really wrong with him.

00:23:11.000 Unless he's different now.

00:23:12.000 He wants it really bad.

00:23:13.000 I think that's good enough.

00:23:15.000 Wow.

00:23:15.000 You know who else wants Hoise?

00:23:17.000 Who?

00:23:17.000 Your boy.

00:23:19.000 My boy?

00:23:19.000 Dan Hardy.

00:23:20.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:23:21.000 Dan Hardy's been calling him out. 1.00

00:23:22.000 That'd be a good fight, too.

00:23:23.000 He doesn't like him, apparently.

00:23:24.000 That'd be a good fight.

00:23:25.000 Yeah.

00:23:26.000 You don't think Hughes would be able to take Dan Hardy down fairly easily?

00:23:30.000 Unless Dan's worked really hard on his wrestling.

00:23:32.000 Yeah.

00:23:32.000 I'm assuming he's working, like, day and night on takedown defense.

00:23:38.000 If Hughes goes back to the way he was wrestling when he was at his peak, I mean, if that's possible, if his body can still do that, man...

00:23:45.000 Remember those days, like the Sakurai days? 0.99

00:23:47.000 When, you know, people forget how dominant that motherfucker was. 1.00

00:23:50.000 You know, he was dominant, man. 0.99

00:23:52.000 He was like one of the first dominant wrestlers, actually, that learned submissions, too.

00:23:56.000 So he wouldn't just beat you up.

00:23:57.000 He started strangling guys, taking backs. 0.99

00:23:59.000 He started getting arm bars and shit. 0.99

00:24:01.000 Frank Trigg. 1.00

00:24:01.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00

00:24:02.000 Didn't he beat him twice? 1.00

00:24:03.000 Beat him twice with a rear naked choke. 0.82

00:24:04.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:24:05.000 The second time after he got kicked in the balls. 0.99

00:24:07.000 Yep. 0.98

00:24:08.000 Those were great days, man.

00:24:08.000 Remember, he picked him up and walked him across.

00:24:10.000 After Frank Trigg was bombing on him, Frank Trigg got his back, and it looked bad.

00:24:15.000 But Frank Trigg does not know how to finish that joke.

00:24:17.000 He doesn't know how to defend or finish. 0.99

00:24:19.000 And Hughes picked him up, walked him to the middle of the fucking cage, and threw him against the ground. 0.99

00:24:23.000 It was awesome, man. 0.99

00:24:24.000 It was awesome.

00:24:25.000 That was like one of the best moments ever.

00:24:27.000 Like MMA moments come from behind, you know, from being stuck. 0.99

00:24:31.000 Guy kicks you in the balls, hits you with a bunch of shots, takes your back. 0.99

00:24:35.000 And this is in a rematch of a fight where you fucked him up in the first fight and you didn't want to fight him in the second fight anyway. 1.00

00:24:40.000 And then he starts winning and then Hughes just mustered it all up and turned it all around. 0.88

00:24:45.000 That was amazing. 0.99

00:24:46.000 That was some amazing shit. 0.99

00:24:48.000 Yeah, some good high guard action in that fight as well. 0.98

00:24:50.000 See, a guy like Hughes, I mean, I think Hughes is a great fighter, but I think a certain number of knockouts, they have to step in and stop you from doing that.

00:25:00.000 You know, whether it's your family, whether it's your friends, whether it's, you know, your boss, there's a certain amount of times.

00:25:05.000 You know, I've talked to, there's a guy that I know very well who is a traumatic brain injury specialist.

00:25:13.000 And what he deals with is rehabilitating people and...

00:25:17.000 And helping people with all these mental imbalances that people have due to traumatic brain injuries.

00:25:23.000 One of the things that happens is your body stops producing testosterone.

00:25:26.000 You get really lethargic.

00:25:28.000 You get depressed.

00:25:29.000 That happens to a lot of guys that have a bunch of head injuries.

00:25:32.000 They get depressed.

00:25:33.000 Apparently, your brain can only take a few concussions in your life.

00:25:38.000 Who needs to retire right now?

00:25:39.000 Who?

00:25:40.000 I would never tell any of them to retire, but...

00:25:43.000 There's a few dudes that I would pull aside and I would say, you know, think about this a little bit, you know?

00:25:49.000 I don't want to say because I'm in my position, you know, being a commentator.

00:25:52.000 But there's a lot of them.

00:25:53.000 Any dudes who've been knocked out a gang at times. 1.00

00:25:55.000 But there's guys that violate that shit, like Alistair Overeem. 0.99

00:25:58.000 Al Starover even been stopped a bunch of times, dude. 1.00

00:26:01.000 He's been knocked out a gang of times, man.

00:26:03.000 How many times?

00:26:04.000 A lot.

00:26:05.000 I would bet he's been stopped at least eight times. 1.00

00:26:08.000 Damn. 1.00

00:26:09.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:26:10.000 Yeah, he's been...

00:26:11.000 Chuck knocked him out, okay?

00:26:13.000 Badr Hari knocked him out in kickboxing.

00:26:17.000 What is that big dude that used to fight King of the Cage?

00:26:20.000 Real angry guy.

00:26:22.000 Hoffman, Bobby Hoffman.

00:26:23.000 Bobby Hoffman knocked him out.

00:26:24.000 How about that?

00:26:25.000 Yeah, Bobby Hoffman KO'd him.

00:26:28.000 Shogun KO'd him, I believe.

00:26:31.000 A bunch of dudes stopped him, man.

00:26:33.000 Oh, Karatanov knocked him out.

00:26:36.000 A bunch of dudes stopped Overeem, but Overeem figured it out, man. 0.98

00:26:40.000 And one of the things he figured out, he was just too fucking small. 0.83

00:26:42.000 He was too small at 205, you know, when he moved up to heavyweight. 0.95

00:26:46.000 But then again, Karatanov, I think Karatanov jacked him at heavyweight.

00:26:49.000 He started, you know, I don't know what changed in him, man, what changed his ultimate dedication, what changed in his intensity, what changed, but no one's ever turned it around like Overeem.

00:27:00.000 No one's ever gone from being stopped like eight times.

00:27:03.000 And back when he was fighting at 205 in MMA, he was thought of as a tough guy, a tough guy, but a guy who would gas out.

00:27:11.000 He goes from that to be the first guy to win a world title in both MMA and K-1 kickboxing.

00:27:19.000 No one's ever done that before.

00:27:20.000 No one ever won the K-1 Grand Prix and won an MMA title and looks like that. 1.00

00:27:26.000 Who the fuck looks like Alistair Overeem? 1.00

00:27:28.000 I mean, he's a goddamn superhero in a comic book. 1.00

00:27:30.000 He turned it around. 0.99

00:27:31.000 So when you got a guy like that, you kind of can't say anything.

00:27:34.000 You know, you look at Mirko Krokop and you go, man, I love Krokop.

00:27:37.000 He's a legend.

00:27:38.000 He's got one of the greatest highlight reels of all time.

00:27:40.000 Those head kick knockouts, one after the other.

00:27:43.000 But at a certain point in time, how many times can Krokop get knocked out before someone doesn't want to, you know, you feel bad for him, you know?

00:27:50.000 You know, it's amazing the alertness of the whole concussion thing.

00:27:53.000 Yeah.

00:27:53.000 Like, everybody's hip to it now.

00:27:55.000 Like, I was watching 60 Minutes Tuesday night.

00:27:58.000 And they interviewed Roger Goodall, the whatever of the NFL, and on Monday he reviews tapes to see who gets concussions.

00:28:06.000 And they showed a guy hitting another guy, like a wide receiver, getting hit by a defensive back. 0.99

00:28:12.000 And he pointed the defensive back, getting the concussion, and staying in the fucking game. 0.99

00:28:17.000 So they're fighting him now. 1.00

00:28:19.000 They stay in the fucking game with the concussion. 0.99

00:28:22.000 Because, you know, you don't want to go the fuck out. 1.00

00:28:24.000 You're rocking.

00:28:24.000 You're playing.

00:28:25.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:28:25.000 So you don't even feel it.

00:28:27.000 But it's amazing how the guys are staying in voluntarily. 0.99

00:28:31.000 So who the fuck are you to tell them? 0.99

00:28:33.000 It's dangerous, man. 1.00

00:28:34.000 It's really dangerous.

00:28:34.000 And these football players, they're finding out now.

00:28:37.000 These guys, by the time they even get to college, a lot of them are fucked up. 0.99

00:28:41.000 Remember that dude who died? 0.99

00:28:43.000 Henry something?

00:28:44.000 Henry died in the back of a pickup truck?

00:28:46.000 Football player really recently?

00:28:49.000 You don't know what I'm talking about?

00:28:50.000 No.

00:28:50.000 He and his girlfriend were arguing.

00:28:52.000 He jumped in the back of her pickup truck. 1.00

00:28:53.000 Google that shit, Brian, if you can. 1.00

00:28:55.000 Henry something. 1.00

00:28:56.000 Henry, football player, dead pickup truck.

00:28:59.000 Anyway, the dude died.

00:29:00.000 Don't put Bud Olien.

00:29:01.000 The dude died, and he was only 28, I think, and they checked out his brain.

00:29:05.000 He had a brain of like an old man. 1.00

00:29:06.000 His brain was all fucked up. 1.00

00:29:08.000 His brain showed massive damage because he had been KO'd who knows how many times by the time he got to the pros. 1.00

00:29:14.000 You get KO'd in high school.

00:29:15.000 You get KO'd in junior high school. 1.00

00:29:18.000 I talked to a dude who had a fucking 11-year-old son. 1.00

00:29:21.000 And his 11-year-old son got knocked out for a half an hour. 0.99

00:29:25.000 And they put him back in a month later.

00:29:27.000 A month later, that kid's playing football again. 0.99

00:29:28.000 I'm like, you're crazy.

00:29:30.000 One of my students got knocked out in... 0.97

00:29:32.000 Chris Henry.

00:29:33.000 Chris Henry, yeah.

00:29:35.000 Yeah, it was his story.

00:29:36.000 Does it say anything about his brain?

00:29:39.000 Cincinnati Bengals football player Chris Henry died after he fell...

00:29:43.000 Hold on.

00:29:44.000 After he fell... 1.00

00:29:47.000 Oh, the shit. 1.00

00:29:48.000 It just went away. 1.00

00:29:52.000 He fell off the back of a pickup truck, right?

00:29:54.000 Yeah, pickup truck. 1.00

00:29:57.000 Fuck, man. 1.00

00:29:57.000 These guys, man, they don't realize. 1.00

00:29:59.000 A lot of people, you know, they had no idea.

00:30:01.000 So they were just throwing these people back in over and over and over again.

00:30:04.000 And now they're starting to put it together.

00:30:06.000 What are you doing over there, Joey?

00:30:08.000 What are you doing?

00:30:09.000 Checking something, man.

00:30:11.000 Well, one of my guys got knocked out last weekend in an amateur show, and he wasn't knocked out completely.

00:30:16.000 It was controversial, almost.

00:30:18.000 The ref stopped it.

00:30:19.000 It was on the fence whether it was early or not.

00:30:22.000 He got up right away and was complaining.

00:30:24.000 He was never out, but he was a little rocked.

00:30:27.000 I didn't complain about the stoppage.

00:30:28.000 It looked legit.

00:30:29.000 He got rocked standing and then got taken down, a couple ground and pound against a cage.

00:30:34.000 He never was out.

00:30:35.000 Popped up.

00:30:35.000 By the time we got backstage, And he sat down.

00:30:39.000 He didn't remember anything about the fight.

00:30:42.000 Not one thing about the fight.

00:30:43.000 Yeah, they don't remember anything about the day.

00:30:44.000 He wasn't even out, though.

00:30:45.000 That's the crazy thing.

00:30:46.000 He wasn't even out, and he doesn't remember.

00:30:48.000 He didn't remember the name of the hotel we were in.

00:30:50.000 Well, you remember when we saw Tim Sylvia?

00:30:51.000 We were in the hotel bar.

00:30:53.000 We were waiting to get our car to the airport, and it was the next day after he fought Randy Couture.

00:30:58.000 He fought five rounds against Randy and lost his title, and he came up to us, and he goes, dude, I don't even remember the fight.

00:31:04.000 And he goes, I remember the bell ringing, and then I remember sitting in the corner asking my corner what round it was.

00:31:13.000 It's the last round.

00:31:14.000 And he's like, what?

00:31:15.000 The last round?

00:31:16.000 Like, he just fought five rounds on instinct.

00:31:19.000 He had no idea what happened.

00:31:20.000 He got hit with one right hand early in the fight and just had no idea what happened. 0.99

00:31:25.000 Yeah, that's, you know, we don't, you know, that's why it drives me crazy when someone will call a fighter a pussy, or this guy, you know, he never brings it, he fights like a wet blanket. 1.00

00:31:36.000 You go get your fucking brains rearranged, son. 1.00

00:31:39.000 You go get someone's shin kicking you up the side of the head. 1.00

00:31:42.000 You know, there's a lot of guys that criticize guys for being boring.

00:31:44.000 You know, it doesn't bother me at all.

00:31:47.000 I mean, maybe I don't necessarily want to see them, but I respect what they're doing.

00:31:52.000 I respect, like, Antonio McKee. 0.99

00:31:54.000 A lot of guys give him a lot of shit, you know? 0.99

00:31:56.000 Because he, you know, he kind of, like, wrestles guys to the ground. 0.99

00:31:59.000 He never gets into, like, stand-up exchanges with guys too much and doesn't take any damage.

00:32:03.000 But that's the key.

00:32:04.000 He doesn't take any damage.

00:32:05.000 Yeah, it might not be the most exciting thing in the world, but if you want to fight, really, that's a smart way to fight, man.

00:32:10.000 Smart way to fight is just close shop. 0.96

00:32:13.000 Close everything.

00:32:14.000 There'll be no one punching.

00:32:15.000 There'll be no nothing.

00:32:16.000 There'll be you on your back and me punching you a little bit here and again, but nothing crazy because I don't want to get submitted, and then I'll win every fight.

00:32:23.000 You know, it's not the smartest way to do it because it's a sport and you're also marketing yourself.

00:32:29.000 It's entertainment, but I understand it. 1.00

00:32:31.000 I'll never call one of those guys a pussy. 0.99

00:32:32.000 It's a smart way to fight, man. 0.99

00:32:34.000 What'd you think of these fights this last weekend?

00:32:36.000 It was tough matchups, you know.

00:32:37.000 First of all, the Damian Maia-Weidman fight.

00:32:40.000 Weidman cut a shitload of weight.

00:32:41.000 He took that fight on 11 days notice, and you could tell when he was in there.

00:32:44.000 He struggled.

00:32:45.000 And even Ray Longo gave it away in the corner.

00:32:48.000 Ray Longo said, you know, I saw what you went through yesterday.

00:32:51.000 I saw what you did yesterday.

00:32:52.000 You can do this.

00:32:52.000 They said that his cut was horrific.

00:32:55.000 But that kid is so fucking tough. 0.98

00:32:58.000 He just did it, and he went out there, and he grinded on Maya, and he won a decision. 0.99

00:33:02.000 But you could tell by the end of the first round, he was dead.

00:33:04.000 He was dead walking.

00:33:06.000 And Maya, luckily for him, was dead too. 1.00

00:33:09.000 Maya looked like really, like, I heard he had a flu or something like earlier in the week.

00:33:15.000 He did not look good either.

00:33:16.000 So both guys, it was a real endurance issue.

00:33:19.000 You know, like I was talking to Jeremy Piven and Jeremy Piven was like laughing about it.

00:33:23.000 You know, 'cause I didn't interview them.

00:33:24.000 And he's like, would you have said to them, so it's safe to say endurance was an issue in this fight?

00:33:30.000 'Cause it really was like, it was kind of, you know, it wasn't the best fight to showcase MMA, you know?

00:33:36.000 But it was just a circumstantial situation.

00:33:38.000 There's nothing you could do about it. 1.00

00:33:39.000 You got one guy who's a fucking stud wrestler with all this goddamn potential. 0.99

00:33:43.000 That Chris Weidman could be the king of the world someday. 0.99

00:33:45.000 He could be the John Jones of 185 pounds.

00:33:48.000 He's a beast. 0.87

00:33:49.000 He's a wicked wrestler. 0.99

00:33:50.000 He puts guys to sleep. 1.00

00:33:51.000 He put Tom Lawler to sleep with that fucking darts choke. 1.00

00:33:54.000 He's nasty, man. 1.00

00:33:55.000 He's strong as fuck. 1.00

00:33:56.000 I saw him fight Galvao in Abu Dhabi. 1.00

00:33:59.000 He avoided everything. 0.98

00:34:00.000 And he got Galvao in a fucking darts and didn't tap him. 0.98

00:34:03.000 But the fact that he was able to sink it in and lock it up and had Galvao fighting to get his legs under him and to defend, pretty fucking impressive for a dude as a wrestler. 0.96

00:34:13.000 I mean, I don't know what his... 0.83

00:34:14.000 I don't know what the Brazilian Jiu Jitsu rank is, but he's one of those kids that, you know, he's really fucking strong-willed, really smart, and he's just a winner. 0.61

00:34:22.000 There's some dudes that are just winners, man. 0.98

00:34:24.000 They could have a torn meniscus, they could have a fucking herniated disc, they take you down anyway. 0.99

00:34:28.000 They take you down anyway, and they still strangle you while they're in pain. 0.99

00:34:31.000 There's dudes that can just force through shit like that, and Weidman's one of those, man. 1.00

00:34:35.000 He's a fucking animal. 1.00

00:34:37.000 And then Damien Maia, you know what I think about Maia, man? 1.00

00:34:39.000 He's in limbo right now.

00:34:40.000 Because Maia, at one point in time, was just taking everybody down and strangling them. 0.99

00:34:44.000 He was all jiu-jitsu.

00:34:45.000 And that's when everybody loved him. 0.90

00:34:46.000 He was nasty. 0.66

00:34:47.000 But somewhere along the line, he figured, you know what? 0.99

00:34:49.000 These Nate Marquarts, these guys I can't take down, they beat the fuck out of me standing. 0.91

00:34:53.000 I gotta get my stand-up better.

00:34:55.000 But in doing that, his jiu-jitsu is just not the same.

00:34:58.000 It's not what it used to be.

00:34:59.000 You know, he submitted Chael Sonnen, he submitted Ed Herman, he submitted all these guys.

00:35:03.000 He was strangling people, man.

00:35:05.000 And it was nasty. 0.99

00:35:06.000 When he got you on the ground, you were a fucksville. 0.97

00:35:08.000 And he pulled guard on those guys. 0.94

00:35:11.000 Yeah.

00:35:11.000 He just uses the pole guard now.

00:35:12.000 Cheo Sonneny hit him with a fucking lateral drop. 0.99

00:35:14.000 You remember? 1.00

00:35:15.000 I mean, he was nasty!

00:35:17.000 But his stand-up is not good. 0.79

00:35:20.000 He's mechanical.

00:35:21.000 Like, he moves like the whitest guy on earth. 1.00

00:35:23.000 You know what I mean?

00:35:24.000 Like, if you look at the way he moves around, he's got like this.

00:35:27.000 And he does the same thing over and over again.

00:35:29.000 He paws with the right and then throws the left.

00:35:31.000 Paws with the right and then throws the left.

00:35:32.000 It's way too predictable.

00:35:35.000 That guy needs to, if he really wants to work on a stand-up, he needs to go to Holland and just hang out with Tyrone Spong for a year.

00:35:42.000 Just do what that guy does.

00:35:44.000 Move the way that guy does.

00:35:45.000 Go train with Gokhan Saki.

00:35:47.000 Go to Mike's gym and work out with Melvin Manhoof.

00:35:50.000 See the way those guys move?

00:35:52.000 You've got to move like that.

00:35:53.000 Imitate them.

00:35:54.000 Move the way they're moving.

00:35:55.000 Do those kind of combinations.

00:35:56.000 Maybe your body doesn't exactly move the way that body moves, but try to emulate it.

00:36:01.000 The best strikers all have a particular style.

00:36:04.000 Like, especially kickboxers, they all have a particular style. 1.00

00:36:07.000 You watch Manhood fight, he moves and he throws feints, he throws feints, boom, and he throws kicks.

00:36:11.000 He's got a very particular way of moving.

00:36:15.000 And the way of moving is the way of an elite striker.

00:36:18.000 You know a dude, like when you see a...

00:36:20.000 What's that dude's name?

00:36:21.000 Chael Sanderson.

00:36:22.000 You ever see that dude wrestle?

00:36:23.000 When that dude gets low and he moves on dudes, there's guys that you look at them. 0.99

00:36:28.000 You look at the move around on the mat, you go, that's a fucking killer. 0.99

00:36:31.000 You know, like Mark Schultz back in the day? 1.00

00:36:33.000 You would look at Mark Schultz move around and you're like, that is a killer.

00:36:36.000 There's a certain way that guy moves.

00:36:39.000 You're like, that's an elite wrestler, no doubt about it.

00:36:42.000 There's a way he hits those takedowns.

00:36:44.000 It's elite.

00:36:45.000 You've got to imitate those guys.

00:36:47.000 If you want to be a real striker, you've got to figure out what those guys are doing in.

00:36:51.000 Figure out that style and then do it.

00:36:53.000 Apply it to MMA. But you've got to imitate the way they move.

00:36:56.000 And right now, Damien Maia does not move the way those elite strikers move.

00:37:01.000 He's so good at jiu-jitsu.

00:37:02.000 I know that he could be good at everything else.

00:37:04.000 But it's a leap.

00:37:06.000 And at 32 years of age, it's tricky.

00:37:08.000 Is that what he is?

00:37:08.000 About 32?

00:37:09.000 I'm not sure how old he is.

00:37:11.000 But I really think that...

00:37:13.000 That him eliminating the pulling guard strategy has really hindered his game.

00:37:18.000 I mean, there's only three things you can do in a fight.

00:37:21.000 You can fight standing with a dude, you can try to take the guy down, or you can pull guard.

00:37:26.000 That's all you can do.

00:37:28.000 And Damian Maia always had that third option.

00:37:31.000 Most MMA fighters, most UFC fighters, aren't good at that third option.

00:37:35.000 Their guard isn't dangerous enough to pull and attack.

00:37:39.000 Look at Paul Harris.

00:37:40.000 Paul Harris, that he...

00:37:43.000 Who was the guy he beat?

00:37:44.000 Did he put her in a leg lock?

00:37:45.000 Oh, Massenzio.

00:37:47.000 Yeah, that guy.

00:37:48.000 That guy could have been an Olympic wrestler and a K-1 champion.

00:37:52.000 And it didn't matter to Paul Harris.

00:37:54.000 He took that out of the equation.

00:37:55.000 He took a little shot and he pulled guard and went right after his legs.

00:37:59.000 He bypassed the superior wrestling.

00:38:02.000 He bypassed the superior striking.

00:38:03.000 He had the third option.

00:38:05.000 Most fighters don't have that third option.

00:38:07.000 Damian Maia was one of the few that did have the third option.

00:38:11.000 If he was having trouble on his feet...

00:38:13.000 And he couldn't take the guy down, which comes up all the time.

00:38:17.000 Having trouble on your feet, can't take the dude down.

00:38:20.000 If you don't have that third option, you're going to just stand up and either lose a decision or get knocked out, and that's it.

00:38:26.000 I would love to see Paul Harris and Damian Maia.

00:38:29.000 And remember, at the height of Damian Maia, he was pulling guard.

00:38:33.000 He was taking shots.

00:38:34.000 If he didn't take them down, he would pull guard.

00:38:36.000 He would sweep them, get on top, and attack.

00:38:38.000 Yeah.

00:38:39.000 He's not doing that no more.

00:38:40.000 He decided.

00:38:41.000 Someone convinced him that just be a striker.

00:38:44.000 Just stand up.

00:38:45.000 Try to take a guy down. 0.76

00:38:46.000 There's so many guys out there that he's not going to be able to take down.

00:38:50.000 And there's so many guys that he's not going to be able to strike with.

00:38:53.000 Like Weidman.

00:38:54.000 Yeah.

00:38:54.000 What are you going to do?

00:38:56.000 And you know what?

00:38:57.000 He was tired.

00:38:59.000 Both guys weren't in the best shape for that fight.

00:39:01.000 They both obviously had some sort of physical issue.

00:39:03.000 But if he didn't, if Weidman was at his best, it's a terrible fight for him.

00:39:07.000 It's a terrible fight.

00:39:08.000 He's not going to take that guy down.

00:39:09.000 But if he would have been the old Damien Maia where he would have taken a shot, he would have sprawled, he would have pulled guard.

00:39:13.000 His guard is dangerous enough in submissions and sweeps where he could have did something to Weidman, but he took that out of the equation and then he decided to kickbox with him.

00:39:23.000 And now all those years of jujitsu, he's so good at jujitsu, it's not even in the game.

00:39:28.000 It's a kickboxing match.

00:39:30.000 Why would you do that?

00:39:31.000 If you can't take the guy down...

00:39:34.000 Drag him down.

00:39:36.000 Otherwise, you have to kickbox, and Maia's not a kickboxer. 1.00

00:39:39.000 Yeah, it's so stupid. 1.00

00:39:41.000 Look at Paul Harris. 1.00

00:39:42.000 Look at Paul Harris.

00:39:42.000 What he did, he took a lazy shot.

00:39:45.000 The guy sprawled.

00:39:46.000 He sprawled right into guard.

00:39:47.000 Went right to a leg lock.

00:39:48.000 The fight was over and done. 0.99

00:39:50.000 Those leg locks are ridiculous, dude. 1.00

00:39:52.000 His legs are ridiculous. 0.99

00:39:54.000 I was watching him move around. 0.99

00:39:55.000 I was like, this dude has grapefruit stuffed into his calves.

00:39:59.000 There's no way his calves really look like that.

00:40:01.000 Nobody's built like Paul Harris.

00:40:02.000 People should watch that fight, Paul Harris' last fight, and look at that as a serious way out of a fight that you're having trouble in. 1.00

00:40:10.000 If you're in a fight and you're beating him standing, fuck it. 0.99

00:40:13.000 Stay standing. 1.00

00:40:14.000 You got this motherfucker. 1.00

00:40:15.000 Don't take him down. 1.00

00:40:17.000 If you can take him down...

00:40:19.000 It's pretty easy to take him down.

00:40:21.000 Take him down. 0.57

00:40:21.000 Get on top. 0.57

00:40:22.000 But if you can't strike with him and you can't take him down, which comes up in so many fights, it's so common, you got to have your guard dangerous enough so that you can pull guard, either with leg locks, you know, whatever.

00:40:36.000 Look what Paul Harz did.

00:40:36.000 Look at early Maya.

00:40:38.000 Yeah, he's got to figure it out, but too bad.

00:40:40.000 His jiu-jitsu is awesome.

00:40:41.000 It's awesome.

00:40:42.000 The old days, watching him is awesome.

00:40:44.000 He's definitely got to figure it out, though. 0.99

00:40:45.000 It's a fucking crazy game, man, that fight game. 1.00

00:40:48.000 It's a ridiculous game. 1.00

00:40:50.000 Ridiculous way to make a living, man. 0.99

00:40:52.000 We want to talk about the craziest, most dangerous way outside of war to make a living. 0.97

00:40:57.000 That's it, right?

00:40:58.000 Can you imagine getting punched in the face every day in training? 0.90

00:41:01.000 Yeah, I can. 1.00

00:41:02.000 Can you fucking imagine that shit? 1.00

00:41:03.000 I can, for sure. 1.00

00:41:05.000 Every fucking day. 1.00

00:41:06.000 Ten fucking years. 1.00

00:41:07.000 I remember when I first... 0.99

00:41:08.000 The thing that really got me thinking about what kind of damage striking does to your head was when I started transitioning from Taekwondo to kickboxing, man.

00:41:17.000 Because I was a novice.

00:41:18.000 My striking was not very good.

00:41:20.000 My hands were not good.

00:41:20.000 I could punch hard, but I didn't really know how to box yet.

00:41:23.000 And I would go in there with guys who did know how to box.

00:41:25.000 And even if they weren't punching you hard, they were hitting you a lot. 0.99

00:41:28.000 And you just go home and you're fucking... 0.99

00:41:30.000 I would lie in bed and my head would throb. 1.00

00:41:33.000 And it's that terrible feeling.

00:41:36.000 I'm like, what am I doing in my brain?

00:41:38.000 You know, this can't be good. 1.00

00:41:40.000 Lying in bed with headaches after a sparring session, that shit can't be good. 0.99

00:41:43.000 And you'd go everywhere, the light would hurt. 0.99

00:41:46.000 Like, and I'd wear sunglasses because the light would, like, hurt when your head is pounding from getting punched in the head. 1.00

00:41:52.000 Shit is so bad for you. 1.00

00:41:53.000 That's why jujitsu is so beautiful. 1.00

00:41:55.000 You get the thrill of the kill, yet there's no brain damage.

00:41:58.000 Except, you know, the guy who scares everybody the most is Paul Harris.

00:42:01.000 Because everybody else just kind of taps you out.

00:42:03.000 Paul Harris rips your legs apart. 0.99

00:42:05.000 He rips dude's legs apart. 0.94

00:42:07.000 I mean, he just gets a hold of your leg and like, sorry, you ain't walking right anymore.

00:42:11.000 That's it. 0.99

00:42:12.000 Your leg's fucked for like a year. 1.00

00:42:14.000 Good luck. 1.00

00:42:14.000 He might be the first guy to leg lock his way to the top. 1.00

00:42:17.000 Because if he just keeps doing what he's doing...

00:42:20.000 What is he doing?

00:42:21.000 He's not really striking too much with dudes.

00:42:23.000 A little bit.

00:42:24.000 He's just gonna shoot and you're gonna sprawl because his shot wasn't that good.

00:42:27.000 He's not a wrestler. 0.92

00:42:28.000 And then he's gonna pull guard right into your legs. 0.99

00:42:31.000 So what are you gonna do against that? 1.00

00:42:34.000 You can work on your takedown defense all fucking day till your head explodes. 0.99

00:42:38.000 He's gonna pull guard on you. 1.00

00:42:39.000 He's taking all your wrestling and just throwing it out in fucking garbage. 1.00

00:42:43.000 All your striking, you're wasting your motherfucking time. 1.00

00:42:47.000 He's just gonna take a shot and pull guard. 1.00

00:42:49.000 He's a beast.

00:42:49.000 It's an amazing talent and skill to work on and not, I don't think, that many fighters, well, I know not that many fighters are working on it and more should.

00:43:00.000 They should really explore.

00:43:01.000 How much did you love Chicago this week? 0.99

00:43:03.000 Did you have a great fucking time? 1.00

00:43:04.000 My head's still fucking spinning. 1.00

00:43:06.000 God damn, we had fun, right? 1.00

00:43:07.000 That fucking stage, man, it was overwhelming. 1.00

00:43:10.000 That was one of the best shows we've ever done. 1.00

00:43:12.000 I think it was the best show we ever did.

00:43:13.000 You know, when I walked on stage, I had a stutter step for a second. 0.99

00:43:17.000 Like the weed and the fucking stage hit me all at one shot. 0.99

00:43:20.000 I couldn't digest it. 0.99

00:43:21.000 My brain, it was like I had a little bit of concussion for the first three minutes.

00:43:24.000 It was very surreal.

00:43:26.000 And then once I got my timing going, it was all over.

00:43:29.000 But it was very surreal at first.

00:43:30.000 I couldn't absorb it.

00:43:32.000 I'm used to doing a theater with a bottom and a top.

00:43:34.000 Not a bottom, a top and another top on top of that and another top on top of that. 1.00

00:43:38.000 Filled to the brim and the people are fucking yelling. 1.00

00:43:40.000 They know who the fuck you are. 1.00

00:43:42.000 The energy level, you know, little Esther's parents, just everything about the show. 1.00

00:43:46.000 It was nuts.

00:43:47.000 The line afterward.

00:43:48.000 I heard little Esther's parents didn't want her to take her to the UFC. They didn't want to take her. 0.99

00:43:53.000 They just didn't want to drive.

00:43:54.000 She lives about 40 minutes outside of where the UFC was.

00:43:57.000 They didn't want to drive and go through the traffic, and the traffic was nuts.

00:44:00.000 Were they nice parents?

00:44:01.000 Yeah, they were nice.

00:44:02.000 Nice people.

00:44:02.000 I mean, nice to us.

00:44:04.000 I don't know what they did to her to make her Little Lester. 1.00

00:44:06.000 Great limo driver, Damien, fucking great guy. 0.99

00:44:09.000 Dan, Dan. 0.99

00:44:09.000 Yeah, he's awesome. 0.99

00:44:10.000 Yeah, she was, she fucking killed, dude. 0.99

00:44:13.000 Did she? 1.00

00:44:13.000 Esther killed, and she went on after Joey. 1.00

00:44:16.000 Joey lit the place on fire, and then Little Lester goes up, and I mean, she had a fucking killer set, dude. 0.99

00:44:22.000 She's got some great jokes. 1.00

00:44:25.000 She's... 1.00

00:44:25.000 I really... 1.00

00:44:26.000 I mean, I said this to her parents, and I'm not bullshitting.

00:44:28.000 I go, she's way funnier than I was at her age.

00:44:30.000 She's way better than I was at her age. 0.95

00:44:33.000 She's gonna be a killer, man. 0.94

00:44:34.000 You know, she's right now... 1.00

00:44:35.000 What is she, 23 or something like that?

00:44:37.000 How old is she? 0.98

00:44:37.000 Yeah, 23. 23? 0.98

00:44:39.000 She's a little kid.

00:44:40.000 I was blown away.

00:44:41.000 The night was great.

00:44:43.000 The fans were great.

00:44:44.000 The people I talked to were great.

00:44:45.000 But my night was made...

00:44:47.000 With little Esther.

00:44:48.000 Her parents were there.

00:44:49.000 I don't have parents.

00:44:50.000 How great is that for your parents to come see you in a theater?

00:44:54.000 And not just your parents seeing you.

00:44:56.000 Anybody can see you when you're on HBO and you got your hour.

00:44:59.000 I'm talking about the night that it hit you.

00:45:02.000 It hit their parents finally what their daughter was really doing. 0.99

00:45:05.000 You know, you come home as a kid and you're like, Dad, I want to fucking jump off planes. 0.99

00:45:09.000 What? 0.98

00:45:09.000 You're going to come work in the factory with me? 0.98

00:45:11.000 That's it.

00:45:12.000 What? 1.00

00:45:12.000 Nobody in this family ever jumped off the fucking planes? 1.00

00:45:14.000 Fuck you. 1.00

00:45:15.000 You're going to die. 1.00

00:45:16.000 And for two years, that's all you get is torture. 0.81

00:45:18.000 And then finally, something.

00:45:20.000 You know, and every family has it.

00:45:22.000 I'm not going to come see you.

00:45:23.000 You know, your father's not going to come see you.

00:45:24.000 He doesn't approve of you boxing.

00:45:26.000 And all of a sudden, one night, your father does come.

00:45:29.000 And you know what?

00:45:29.000 She just wasn't with Janine Garofalo and a bunch of girls.

00:45:32.000 She was with Killers.

00:45:35.000 She was with Marines from the Comedy Store Boot Camp Training.

00:45:39.000 They went to Camp Pendleton.

00:45:41.000 I followed Paul Mooney.

00:45:42.000 She was there.

00:45:43.000 So I seen her growth right there.

00:45:45.000 When she got off stage, her little face.

00:45:47.000 I had tears in my eyes, dog.

00:45:49.000 I was so excited for her because you can't describe that.

00:45:52.000 Her parents were there, bro.

00:45:54.000 Yeah, it was incredible.

00:45:56.000 It was the best show we ever did, for sure.

00:45:59.000 The biggest show we ever did, too.

00:46:01.000 I've never sold out that many people.

00:46:02.000 We sold out that whole place.

00:46:03.000 It was like 3,300 seats or something like that. 1.00

00:46:05.000 Holy shit. 1.00

00:46:06.000 It was nuts. 0.99

00:46:06.000 That's nice, man. 0.99

00:46:07.000 3,300 is giant, right?

00:46:09.000 It's giant.

00:46:10.000 I got videos of it.

00:46:11.000 I've got videos of it.

00:46:12.000 It's got to be a record, right?

00:46:13.000 You saw another guy that had a Death Squad tattoo also.

00:46:16.000 Yeah, another guy who had a Death Squad tattoo.

00:46:18.000 Death Squad tattoos, Joey Diaz shirts. 0.96

00:46:21.000 I mean, it was just fucking overwhelming. 0.93

00:46:23.000 Hey, Brian, I'm going to email you this. 0.59

00:46:24.000 You can put this on the thing.

00:46:25.000 It was very, it was very just inspired. 0.98

00:46:28.000 Just the fucking, I had a hot beef Italian sausage combo sandwich that I almost stayed there. 0.99

00:46:34.000 I almost fucking moved there, Red Band, with hot and sour peppers, hot and sweet peppers from Mr. Beef. 1.00

00:46:39.000 I mean, this shit was fucking delicious. 1.00

00:46:40.000 The restaurant I went to the first night was delicious. 1.00

00:46:43.000 The fucking Fogo, the second night we went to that steakhouse, the third night. 1.00

00:46:47.000 It was just fucking, my asshole on Sunday smelled like I had firecrackers in there. 1.00

00:46:51.000 Like I had gunpowder in my shit. 1.00

00:46:53.000 They put heavy duty meat They put heavy-duty gunpowder in the meat in Chicago. 1.00

00:46:57.000 That cattle is the real fucking deal. 0.99

00:46:59.000 They got Decker in it. 1.00

00:47:01.000 My asshole, I had to light candles in the fucking hotel. 1.00

00:47:03.000 It was horrid. 1.00

00:47:05.000 Joey and I, we were staying in a corner of the hotel.

00:47:08.000 We had a door that would go into this area, and then he had a door, and I had a door.

00:47:14.000 We had two doors.

00:47:15.000 It was our door to get into our little area, and then we each had an individual door.

00:47:20.000 I would open up my door. 0.98

00:47:21.000 Chicago, by the way, is fucking 30 degrees outside. 0.97

00:47:24.000 He's got his windows open and you hear the wind whistling in like a haunted house. 0.99

00:47:32.000 So I would open up the door and literally it would sound like there was a fucking hurricane going on in the next room. 0.97

00:47:38.000 And do you know I was still sweating at night? 0.99

00:47:40.000 You gotta go to a doctor, son.

00:47:42.000 I was still sweating in the bottle. 1.00

00:47:43.000 That shit ain't good. 1.00

00:47:44.000 Listen, Doug, I walked into the doctor's office yesterday for my pre-op. 1.00

00:47:47.000 I walked in there at a quarter to nine.

00:47:49.000 I hadn't smoked reefer.

00:47:50.000 Didn't smoke reefer the night before.

00:47:52.000 Had ten hours of sleep.

00:47:53.000 Drank water.

00:47:54.000 I was relaxed.

00:47:54.000 You know what my blood pressure was at 845 in the morning?

00:47:57.000 What?

00:47:58.000 185 over 100. Is that good?

00:48:00.000 No!

00:48:01.000 That's horrible. 1.00

00:48:01.000 That's fucking murder. 1.00

00:48:03.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:48:03.000 Then after they took the blood out, it went down to like 140 over 90. And that's okay, but it's still not fucking acceptable. 1.00

00:48:11.000 You know what I'm saying? 0.97

00:48:11.000 Yeah. 0.97

00:48:11.000 My engine runs hot all the fucking time. 0.97

00:48:14.000 I take the medication. 1.00

00:48:15.000 I take the...

00:48:15.000 Well, you lost a shitload of weight at one point in time.

00:48:18.000 Don't matter.

00:48:18.000 How much did you put back on?

00:48:19.000 20. That's it?

00:48:21.000 That's it.

00:48:21.000 I'm 295. I was even in shock yesterday.

00:48:24.000 I was even in shock yesterday.

00:48:26.000 But some of the weight I put back, I lifted, I replaced some.

00:48:30.000 My legs are strong again. 0.94

00:48:31.000 I mean, I'm trying to fucking really do this. 0.85

00:48:33.000 I really want to get in shape. 0.99

00:48:35.000 You could be an in-shape fat dude.

00:48:37.000 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:48:38.000 It can't be hanging over in your titties and shit like that. 1.00

00:48:40.000 But you could try to... 0.99

00:48:41.000 That's why I told the doctor yesterday.

00:48:43.000 He goes, you know, one thing about you is I know you really try. 0.97

00:48:45.000 I really fucking try at this. 0.95

00:48:46.000 You know what I'm saying? 0.99

00:48:47.000 I take my pills.

00:48:47.000 I drink a lot of water.

00:48:48.000 I really fucking try at this. 1.00

00:48:50.000 So the fucking diet... 1.00

00:48:51.000 Let me tell you something. 1.00

00:48:52.000 I count my points.

00:48:53.000 I still write the points down.

00:48:54.000 But if I'm in Chicago with Joe Rogan, hey, you're not going to go to Fogo the Child. 1.00

00:48:57.000 Wait, watch this because I suck my dick. 1.00

00:48:59.000 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:49:00.000 You know what?

00:49:01.000 We're not having the desserts no more.

00:49:02.000 We had no dessert all weekend. 1.00

00:49:03.000 We always had a fucking salad. 1.00

00:49:05.000 We always eat salad, mixed greens. 1.00

00:49:08.000 You're trying the best that you fucking can. 1.00

00:49:10.000 For breakfast, I eat fucking oatmeal. 0.99

00:49:12.000 I'm real careful about not eating too much before a show, but we had like two hours. 0.99

00:49:17.000 Yeah, we had two hours. 1.00

00:49:19.000 That's what fucking fucks with me. 1.00

00:49:21.000 They won't put me on the anivar for my knee. 1.00

00:49:23.000 Because my blood pressure. 0.99

00:49:24.000 There's no fucking way. 0.99

00:49:25.000 I knew that from the jump. 1.00

00:49:26.000 You don't need to be no fucking genius. 0.99

00:49:28.000 Yeah, you need to get yourself in a little bit better shape, huh? 0.99

00:49:31.000 No, no, no.

00:49:31.000 I just gotta figure something out for the blood pressure.

00:49:34.000 I either gotta fucking... 0.99

00:49:35.000 Go on a straight vegetable diet. 1.00

00:49:37.000 No!

00:49:37.000 You pushing a vegetarian on me?

00:49:39.000 Come on.

00:49:39.000 That's the best way to trim your body down.

00:49:42.000 Lose body fat.

00:49:44.000 What's the biggest you've been?

00:49:46.000 415. Jesus Christ.

00:49:48.000 You were 100 pounds plus more than you were.

00:49:49.000 Was that when you did the intro?

00:49:52.000 Yeah.

00:49:53.000 Because you look like a different person.

00:49:55.000 How do you know?

00:49:55.000 I probably gained 20 pounds after that.

00:49:58.000 When you're that big, how do you know?

00:49:59.000 Because you go to a regular scale.

00:50:00.000 How do you know?

00:50:01.000 I don't know.

00:50:02.000 I stopped looking at it.

00:50:05.000 And I would go to gyms.

00:50:06.000 And I would put it all the way to 350. And it would just go kink! 0.99

00:50:09.000 So after a while, I would measure it by the kink, how fast it went, kink! 1.00

00:50:13.000 That's how you measure it?

00:50:14.000 That's about 420. No, I didn't know.

00:50:18.000 Trust me, dog. 0.99

00:50:19.000 I always kept thinking 380, 390, and then I went to a fucking heart doctor, and they got the meat scale. 0.99

00:50:25.000 Over on Century City. 0.99

00:50:26.000 They got a meat scale. 1.00

00:50:26.000 They got the fucking meat scale. 1.00

00:50:28.000 They got the thing where they give you the pre-heart attack. 1.00

00:50:30.000 Where they shoot the speeding. 1.00

00:50:31.000 You get on the fucking bicycle. 1.00

00:50:33.000 And start running and shit. 1.00

00:50:34.000 And that day I was 4 fucking 15. Oh my god. 0.99

00:50:38.000 So that's the biggest he ever won.

00:50:39.000 That was November.

00:50:41.000 Of 2009 or something? 0.99

00:50:43.000 And then he goes, come back in January and we either put you on a diet that fucking, you know, the lap band, whatever. 0.94

00:50:50.000 And I was, you know, I'm scared of needles. 1.00

00:50:52.000 That's a couple times you gotta go see that motherfucker. 1.00

00:50:54.000 It's not just a scared of needle thing. 0.99

00:50:55.000 The people break those things.

00:50:56.000 How many times has Ralphie had that operation?

00:50:58.000 Ralphie had the other, yeah, the other one, the bypass.

00:51:01.000 Yeah, but he broke it though, right?

00:51:03.000 He busted.

00:51:03.000 The needle snapped.

00:51:05.000 Well, he made a smaller stomach.

00:51:08.000 Ha! 0.89

00:51:08.000 They made him a smaller stomach, and then he broke through it somehow or another. 0.89

00:51:11.000 Right, something weird happened.

00:51:12.000 He overstuffed himself.

00:51:13.000 I don't know.

00:51:14.000 Didn't you have him on your podcast recently?

00:51:16.000 Yes, he was very good.

00:51:17.000 Talk about how he almost died?

00:51:18.000 Yeah, he was very good, man.

00:51:20.000 Yeah, what did he say? 1.00

00:51:21.000 It was just one of those fucking things. 1.00

00:51:23.000 He was burnt out. 1.00

00:51:25.000 Do you look at a guy like that and go, as long as this bitch is alive, I'm okay. 1.00

00:51:28.000 That's your canary bird? 1.00

00:51:29.000 No.

00:51:29.000 Is he your canary in a coal mine?

00:51:31.000 You know what, man?

00:51:32.000 I know how hard it is for him to travel.

00:51:34.000 I know what it was like to get on a plane when you're 415 pounds. 0.98

00:51:37.000 And the seatbelt don't even fit in fucking first class, okay? 0.97

00:51:40.000 I know what it's like, how to walk out, how your joints hurt. 0.98

00:51:43.000 That's why I love these personal trainers that, you know, I go to North Hollywood Park and I got a guy 400 pounds walking around the park.

00:51:49.000 It's not going to work, my friend.

00:51:51.000 It's going to last three weeks and he's going to tap out the joint pain.

00:51:53.000 Is unbearable. 1.00

00:51:54.000 Put him in a fucking pool and make him eat vegetables and shit like that, you know? 1.00

00:51:58.000 And I know what it's like to sleep. 1.00

00:52:00.000 Is that what it is?

00:52:00.000 A joint pain?

00:52:01.000 That's the real issue with being that heavy.

00:52:02.000 It's amazing.

00:52:03.000 It's amazing. 0.99

00:52:04.000 And every time you fucking fly, your ankles swell up. 0.99

00:52:06.000 And he's flying two, eight times a fucking week. 1.00

00:52:09.000 You know, Ralphie? 0.99

00:52:10.000 He's constantly flying, right?

00:52:11.000 Constantly flying.

00:52:11.000 Is he on the road every week?

00:52:12.000 He's on the road already.

00:52:13.000 How bad is it?

00:52:14.000 He's on the road already?

00:52:15.000 He's in Tempe for Super Bowl weekend. 1.00

00:52:18.000 Eight fucking shows, the whole fucking kid. 1.00

00:52:20.000 So he stopped smoking weed? 1.00

00:52:22.000 He stopped smoking weed.

00:52:23.000 Is he eating it?

00:52:24.000 Nothing.

00:52:25.000 No weed?

00:52:25.000 He can't do nothing.

00:52:26.000 Oh, that's so sad.

00:52:28.000 Wait, he stopped because of what?

00:52:30.000 He had like blood clots in his lung or something like that.

00:52:33.000 How would weed hurt that?

00:52:35.000 It affected his lungs.

00:52:37.000 We did?

00:52:37.000 All the smoke in it?

00:52:38.000 The smoke in it and the fucking flying and the fucking, you know, not breathing. 0.99

00:52:43.000 It adds up after a while. 1.00

00:52:44.000 I would think it would make all that traveling fun.

00:52:46.000 You know, they do all these tests on marijuana.

00:52:49.000 They do tests on a guy like Eddie Bravo, who's a normal weight yourself. 1.00

00:52:53.000 When you add 400 pounds, it's got to do something to your fucking lungs. 0.99

00:52:57.000 When your lungs are this big and you're trying to... 0.99

00:52:59.000 What's going on?

00:53:00.000 Brian.

00:53:01.000 That's what's going on.

00:53:03.000 The show is going too well.

00:53:04.000 I found treasure.

00:53:06.000 It affects you at every level, man.

00:53:08.000 The reefer is just something that they told him to stop smoking as a precautionary measure. 0.95

00:53:13.000 Well, I think smoking anything is probably not so fucking good for your body.

00:53:17.000 There's no evidence that it causes cancer. 0.96

00:53:19.000 It's very different from tobacco smoke.

00:53:21.000 We have smoke all put in the same category, but it's not.

00:53:24.000 It's not.

00:53:24.000 But, there's other options.

00:53:26.000 It's gotta do something to you to pot smoke.

00:53:28.000 I've been smoking weed for 30 years. 1.00

00:53:29.000 I've coughed, I've spit fucking colors, fucking smurfs, the whole thing. 1.00

00:53:33.000 Something's got to be going on when you're alone. 1.00

00:53:35.000 You know, these people sit there and say, well, Harvard did a research.

00:53:38.000 Yeah, that's great.

00:53:38.000 It's got to do something to you.

00:53:41.000 Nothing is fucking free. 0.99

00:53:42.000 You got to pay somewhere along the fucking line. 1.00

00:53:45.000 So knock the fuck off reading high time, some scientist with a beard with sandals on. 1.00

00:53:49.000 I don't give a fuck. 1.00

00:53:50.000 I'm telling you that somewhere along the line, smoking for fucking 30 years, I've been smoking weed for fucking 30 years. 1.00

00:53:57.000 And I'll tell you what, I know for a fact, I got that C-O-P-D. I know for a fact, I got it. 0.99

00:54:01.000 O-C-D? No, P-O-C-D. What's P-O-C-D? That shit with your lungs, when you hear little bells and whistles in your lungs. 0.99

00:54:07.000 So what I do, you know, when you breathe. 1.00

00:54:09.000 What?

00:54:09.000 Right now, you're talking about M-E-T-H? You ever hear me breathing on the fucking, you ever hear me breathe, hey, hey, hey, stupid little.

00:54:15.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:54:16.000 You ever hear me breathing on the microphone? 1.00

00:54:19.000 You ever do anything fucking stupid? 1.00

00:54:20.000 You ever do a thing on the microphone and you go, Joe, I hear you breathing? 1.00

00:54:23.000 Do you hear you breathing?

00:54:24.000 Do you hear Eddie breathing?

00:54:26.000 That's COPD or something. 0.99

00:54:27.000 So what I usually do is, look at the fuck up. 1.00

00:54:30.000 Don't look at him with that fucking look. 1.00

00:54:31.000 Well, if I knew the exact acronym. 1.00

00:54:33.000 Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease.

00:54:34.000 That's what it is. 0.99

00:54:35.000 Remember I used to take the steroid that I used to breathe in, and it gives you fucking, like, you eat... 0.98

00:54:39.000 Oh, that, like, Avodar? 0.98

00:54:40.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:54:41.000 And then remember I said that the one doctor said I might have asthma?

00:54:43.000 Yeah.

00:54:44.000 So what I used to do is whenever I'd hear the bells and whistles, you just go run around three laps.

00:54:48.000 Poof.

00:54:49.000 Cleans it out.

00:54:49.000 Really?

00:54:50.000 I've been doing that for years. 1.00

00:54:50.000 Whenever I hear a bell and whistle, that means you ain't walking enough, cocksucker. 1.00

00:54:53.000 Get on the bell. 1.00

00:54:54.000 Blow the whistle.

00:54:55.000 Did you see that thing that Brian's got?

00:54:58.000 You've seen that?

00:54:59.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:54:59.000 Whatever.

00:54:59.000 That's great.

00:55:00.000 But you just got to get out and walk. 0.99

00:55:01.000 Forget computers and all that shit. 0.97

00:55:02.000 You're right. 0.99

00:55:03.000 But the beautiful thing about that is it tells you exactly what you're doing. 0.91

00:55:06.000 You can't bullshit yourself.

00:55:07.000 It tells you how much sleep you're doing. 1.00

00:55:09.000 And if you think you need it and you don't have any money, just write on a piece of paper your lazy fucking put in your pocket. 0.99

00:55:15.000 That's what I've realized that what I do. 1.00

00:55:18.000 I look at it and I'm like, oh shit, I'm lazy. 0.99

00:55:20.000 I know this already. 0.99

00:55:21.000 I could have saved myself $100.

00:55:24.000 And so it's not changing your habits at all?

00:55:27.000 No, I can see myself trying to beat my score before.

00:55:30.000 I can kind of see that.

00:55:31.000 But unfortunately, I just have this lifestyle that I'm so fucking busy that the only way that I can change that is just to make sure I work out every day.

00:55:39.000 Where this is more like for people that I guess have time.

00:55:42.000 More time to try to jog more.

00:55:45.000 Brian is totally doing a totally different approach to what we're doing. 0.99

00:55:49.000 Brian is working out solely so that he can get more pussy. 0.99

00:55:52.000 That's fine. 1.00

00:55:53.000 That's his issue. 1.00

00:55:54.000 That's why 60% of people take fucking steroids that aren't athletic. 0.99

00:55:58.000 How many times you go to a bar and there's 18 guys looking around, you think they're going for Mr. Olympia, and you're like, where do you live, Glendale? 0.99

00:56:03.000 So what's all these weights for?

00:56:05.000 For what?

00:56:05.000 To do what?

00:56:06.000 To be a bartender for 100 a night at the fucking local club? 1.00

00:56:09.000 Ah, to pick up pussy. 1.00

00:56:11.000 That's a lot of it. 1.00

00:56:11.000 Do you do steroids? 1.00

00:56:12.000 Not really. 1.00

00:56:13.000 No, you just look like a fucking tree trunk. 1.00

00:56:15.000 You know, but you don't do steroids. 1.00

00:56:16.000 Okay, you're like the Barbarian Brothers. 1.00

00:56:18.000 I ate 36 eggs for the last three years every fucking day. 0.99

00:56:23.000 Well, Brian is just doing it to keep up. 1.00

00:56:25.000 He's got a freak on the line.

00:56:26.000 That's what he's got to do.

00:56:27.000 I need a couple more power bars. 0.97

00:56:28.000 Listen, most people don't get fucking serious until they get rushed to the hospital. 1.00

00:56:31.000 This obesity fucking epidemic in this country is until you get rushed to the fucking hospital with a tube coming out of your ass. 1.00

00:56:37.000 Then you'll be at the gym doing jumping jacks, bro. 1.00

00:56:39.000 Or you're going to fucking die. 1.00

00:56:40.000 When did it affect you? 1.00

00:56:42.000 When did you really start thinking, I got to do something? 0.99

00:56:46.000 When my fucking spine was hurting when I do blow. 1.00

00:56:49.000 Whoa! 1.00

00:56:50.000 Whoa! 0.99

00:56:50.000 The back of my neck was fucking going... 0.99

00:56:55.000 When I would do blow, when I would have to wear underwear to go to the gym because I would piss my pants because I couldn't catch my breath when I was throwing punches with McAfoli. 1.00

00:57:03.000 Jesus Christ. 0.99

00:57:04.000 That's when I fucking realized it. 0.99

00:57:06.000 And I knew that I wasn't going to get the operation. 0.98

00:57:08.000 That was not going to fucking work at all. 0.96

00:57:10.000 So I knew that I had to just eat right. 0.95

00:57:12.000 You just can't deal with the idea of it.

00:57:14.000 You were also talking about it like it was a weak thing to do.

00:57:17.000 What?

00:57:17.000 Working out?

00:57:18.000 The operation.

00:57:19.000 No, yeah!

00:57:21.000 Because people think in this country everything... 1.00

00:57:23.000 Bro, look at our fucking kids we got now. 1.00

00:57:25.000 A kid has a fucking bad day, they put him on a fucking pill. 1.00

00:57:28.000 And then when they get old and the computer crashes, now I gotta put them on another, they have a nervous breakdown. 1.00

00:57:32.000 You go to Little League and fucking Sherman Oaks. 1.00

00:57:34.000 You know, you can't yell at the kids to strike or you suck or swing. 1.00

00:57:38.000 These kids are fucking pampered. 1.00

00:57:39.000 That's why half of them are on fucking pills, guy. 1.00

00:57:41.000 So what you're trying to tell me is I could go to Burger King every night and eat like a fat fucking slob until I'm 35 and call Mr. Latband and get my shit together? 1.00

00:57:49.000 And that's what you're telling this country? 1.00

00:57:51.000 So half of these motherfuckers aren't going for the right thing. 1.00

00:57:55.000 When you're 400 pounds, you're not sick. 1.00

00:57:57.000 It's your character. 0.99

00:57:59.000 Something's fucking not right. 0.99

00:58:00.000 Something's not right. 0.99

00:58:01.000 So if you get up and walk to the corner every fucking day, eventually you're going to get bored walking to the corner, so you're going to walk another corner. 0.98

00:58:07.000 Then you're going to walk another corner, and next morning you're going to walk to the YMCA like I did, and you're going to get on the bicycle for five minutes. 0.99

00:58:12.000 Then it's ten minutes, and it all fucking helps out. 0.67

00:58:14.000 See, in my world, when you're a comic, you think that you only come home Mondays and Tuesdays. 0.66

00:58:19.000 So if I work out Mondays and Tuesdays, Eddie, what's that going to do for me?

00:58:22.000 Nothing.

00:58:23.000 Not true. 0.98

00:58:24.000 Even two days a week fucking helps. 0.98

00:58:25.000 I didn't know that. 0.99

00:58:26.000 That's the mentality I took.

00:58:28.000 I'm like, you know what? 0.99

00:58:29.000 I'll fucking snort blow. 0.99

00:58:30.000 And the sick thing was I always kind of worked out. 0.99

00:58:32.000 I always lift the weights. 0.99

00:58:34.000 I always did fucking something. 0.99

00:58:35.000 You know what I'm saying? 0.99

00:58:35.000 That's why when I got sick, it bothered me. 0.99

00:58:38.000 But I felt like I was too much behind the eight ball.

00:58:40.000 So you're about to get knee surgery. 1.00

00:58:42.000 Fuck yeah! 1.00

00:58:43.000 And I'm ready. 1.00

00:58:44.000 I fainted yesterday on the way up from the fucking... 0.99

00:58:47.000 You don't even feel... 0.99

00:58:48.000 Let me tell you something.

00:58:48.000 It's 2012. These new vampires, you don't even feel the fucking needles.

00:58:52.000 They could fuck you in the ass 80 times and you won't even know it no more. 1.00

00:58:56.000 Listen, I put Santana on my iPod and I looked the other way. 1.00

00:59:00.000 And two minutes later, the bitch bent my fucking arm up. 1.00

00:59:02.000 I didn't feel the fucking needle. 1.00

00:59:04.000 I didn't feel the fucking needle. 1.00

00:59:05.000 So they let you put an iPod on? 1.00

00:59:07.000 I do it all the time.

00:59:08.000 When I go to the dentist, I put something on.

00:59:09.000 Why sit there and look at Bela Lugosi? 1.00

00:59:13.000 Every fucking dentist looks like Bela Lugosi to me when they're looking in your fucking mouth. 1.00

00:59:16.000 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:59:17.000 You don't feel rude, but just tuning out?

00:59:19.000 No, most dentists have TVs. 1.00

00:59:22.000 My fucking wife goes to a place that has fucking big screen TVs with headphones. 1.00

00:59:26.000 I stopped going to this one dentist because he would ask me stupid questions. 1.00

00:59:30.000 Yeah, no. 1.00

00:59:31.000 It was uncomfortable.

00:59:32.000 I'd have really bad conversations, clunky conversations with him. 1.00

00:59:36.000 When you got your fingers in my fucking mouth, what is there to talk about? 1.00

00:59:39.000 Listen, let's understand each other. 1.00

00:59:41.000 I'm going to lay back and open my mouth. 0.99

00:59:43.000 Tap me when I'm fucking done and I'll tap you if it hurts. 0.99

00:59:47.000 Because that's what they say. 0.99

00:59:47.000 Tap when you feel the drill or something. 0.99

00:59:49.000 You put the fucking iPod on, you close your eyes. 0.99

00:59:51.000 You're not in there. 1.00

00:59:53.000 Eddie Bravo, what's happening, cocksucker? 1.00

00:59:54.000 What's up? 0.99

00:59:55.000 You're a month away from having a kid. 1.00

00:59:56.000 You're sitting there like fucking Buddha with no fucking food. 1.00

00:59:59.000 Talk to me, cocksucker. 1.00

01:00:00.000 I love it. 1.00

01:00:01.000 Are you ready for this, man?

01:00:02.000 Are you ready? 0.99

01:00:02.000 You gotta be fucking ready. 0.99

01:00:04.000 Don't tell me this shit. 1.00

01:00:05.000 Hell yeah. 1.00

01:00:05.000 You gotta be ready. 1.00

01:00:06.000 Have you picked a name yet?

01:00:07.000 Don't tell me that you looked at a TV show on Discovery.

01:00:09.000 I want you to tell me you went to your uncle's house and changed some diapers.

01:00:12.000 I've been wanting to have a kid for a while.

01:00:14.000 And we tried to, you know, this was planned.

01:00:16.000 This was not an accident.

01:00:19.000 I wanted a kid.

01:00:21.000 I'm proud of you.

01:00:22.000 I'm happy.

01:00:22.000 It's going to be a fascinating experience, man.

01:00:25.000 I see what it did for you.

01:00:26.000 I see what it did for you. 1.00

01:00:27.000 You're a different fucking man. 1.00

01:00:28.000 For sure. 1.00

01:00:29.000 Changed me as a human being.

01:00:30.000 First, it was the reefer.

01:00:31.000 When you came to me, you said you had the best ice cream sundae in your life the other night with Eddie Bravo.

01:00:35.000 The way you gave it to me, that was beautiful.

01:00:37.000 And then next thing you know, Mrs. Rogan came on the scene. 0.91

01:00:39.000 I've seen the whole evolution.

01:00:40.000 Dude, I will never forget the day Eddie Bravo got me high.

01:00:43.000 We went and had ice cream sundae, and I had the most massive revelation of my life. 0.97

01:00:48.000 I couldn't believe how goddamn good that ice cream sundae tasted.

01:00:51.000 I mean, for me and you, that was the first time you ever straightened up. 1.00

01:00:54.000 Before then, you were a fucking ape. 0.99

01:00:56.000 You were still bent over. 1.00

01:00:58.000 If I threw you a banana, you'd eat the fucking peel. 1.00

01:01:00.000 Seriously. 1.00

01:01:01.000 That day, after you ate that banana, Dairy Queen, you were back.

01:01:05.000 You were back. 1.00

01:01:05.000 Your chest was up and shit. 1.00

01:01:07.000 Well, you guys know me. 0.99

01:01:08.000 I don't know me as well as you guys know me.

01:01:09.000 Oh, please.

01:01:10.000 That was it. 0.99

01:01:11.000 You were walking on all floors until that fucking day. 0.99

01:01:13.000 I know I'm a different person. 0.99

01:01:14.000 I'm a lot more relaxed and everything, but it must have been interesting, much more for you to watch someone change their personality. 0.98

01:01:20.000 It's a fucking beautiful thing. 0.99

01:01:21.000 It's a fucking beautiful thing, man. 0.99

01:01:22.000 I love to see evolution. 0.99

01:01:24.000 I bet people watch it. 1.00

01:01:25.000 I love to watch people shut your fucking mouth. 1.00

01:01:28.000 Don't say nothing to him. 1.00

01:01:29.000 Let him walk into that hole.

01:01:32.000 I think coming from my background, doing martial arts competitions my whole life and then just transitioning right into comedy, I had never relaxed.

01:01:42.000 I never settled down.

01:01:43.000 I never learned how to just be calm.

01:01:46.000 My whole body, my brain, my personality all developed under duress.

01:01:52.000 It all developed under physical combat all the time on a regular basis.

01:01:57.000 Constant training, constant fights, constant tournaments.

01:02:00.000 That was my life from the time I was 15 till I was 22. All my formative years was all spent in stress.

01:02:06.000 And I remember when I first decided that I wasn't going to fight anymore, it was like the first time ever in my life, when I was like 22, my last kickboxing fights, the first time ever where I could relax.

01:02:16.000 I would always be nervous, like, when is the next tournament?

01:02:19.000 When's the next fight?

01:02:20.000 When's the next thing?

01:02:20.000 I gotta get in shape.

01:02:21.000 I can't be drinking this.

01:02:22.000 I can't be doing this. 1.00

01:02:23.000 Couldn't live my life because I was always worried about getting my ass kicked. 0.99

01:02:26.000 I was always worried about, like, I have to make sure that I do everything right. 0.99

01:02:29.000 I have to be prepared. 0.99

01:02:30.000 I don't want to get fucked up. 0.98

01:02:31.000 You know, so it's like, it's... 0.99

01:02:33.000 It wasn't the best mindset to go into stand-up comedy for.

01:02:36.000 That's for sure.

01:02:37.000 It's like a constant battle.

01:02:38.000 Because stand-up comedy, it's totally the opposite. 0.99

01:02:41.000 You've got to not give a fuck. 0.99

01:02:42.000 You've got to be relaxed. 0.99

01:02:44.000 You've got to have fun.

01:02:45.000 Instead of being tense and ready to go at any moment's notice.

01:02:48.000 You sent me, by the way, whatever you sent me doesn't work.

01:02:51.000 One of them doesn't work.

01:02:51.000 The other two do.

01:02:53.000 Check your emails.

01:02:54.000 Yeah, I just...

01:02:55.000 You sent me two things and both of them are like movies that are one second long.

01:02:59.000 What?

01:02:59.000 Yeah.

01:03:03.000 Check it again, dude.

01:03:04.000 I know it's good.

01:03:05.000 I'll resend it, okay? 0.98

01:03:06.000 My fucking 15 to 22, my mind wasn't fighting. 0.99

01:03:10.000 I wasn't a fighter, but I was in a different type of hell. 0.99

01:03:12.000 I was in my own hell that I was putting myself into, you know?

01:03:15.000 And it's so weird that I became a comic, what, six, seven, eight years later or something like that, and how... 0.84

01:03:21.000 I took that wildness into the fucking comic and nobody understood what I was saying until I met you guys at the store. 0.98

01:03:27.000 I found the fucking home. 0.99

01:03:29.000 I used to travel on the road with Tribble and do all these little road things. 1.00

01:03:33.000 I remember when I first met you at the store, everybody was fucking terrified of you. 0.98

01:03:36.000 Yeah, I was crazy. 0.96

01:03:38.000 You and I, I remember being like the only guy, like when I first met you, that was like, he's great.

01:03:44.000 What are you talking about?

01:03:45.000 I love that guy.

01:03:46.000 And I was like, oh, here comes Joey Diaz.

01:03:48.000 Like, where's he at?

01:03:48.000 I like would gravitate towards you.

01:03:50.000 Oh, I was crazy.

01:03:51.000 Because you didn't scare me.

01:03:52.000 You were nice to me.

01:03:53.000 You know, you weren't a scary guy to me.

01:03:55.000 You were a regular dude.

01:03:57.000 You were like one of the only guys there that I could relate to.

01:04:00.000 There was like a lot of guys that I couldn't relate to.

01:04:02.000 I knew dudes like you.

01:04:03.000 You know, I mean, not you, but you and my friend Johnny B, the pool hustler, very similar characters, man.

01:04:09.000 Very, very similar characters.

01:04:11.000 You're both way out there. 0.68

01:04:12.000 You're both, like, not give a fuck guys, and you're both guys that were, like, polarizing. 0.98

01:04:17.000 Some people would love you to death, and then everybody, you know, there was a large group of people that, for whatever reason, they'd be upset at you. 0.98

01:04:24.000 Like, I remember having to defend you, even the Dom Herrera.

01:04:26.000 Even Dom Herrera was hating on you for a while.

01:04:28.000 Everybody.

01:04:29.000 And I loved it. 0.97

01:04:30.000 I fucking loved it. 0.92

01:04:31.000 Because that's why, you know, it's so weird that this whole surgery thing really taught me about fear. 0.98

01:04:36.000 My fear has fucking done wonders for me. 1.00

01:04:39.000 Because that's why when I wake up in the morning, that's the first thing I fucking do is grab my fucking cock. 1.00

01:04:45.000 Because for years I was scared. 1.00

01:04:47.000 I'm always insecure. 1.00

01:04:48.000 That immigrant fucking thing shizzled into my fucking mind since the streets of New York City with the white kid. 1.00

01:04:55.000 The immigrant thing? 1.00

01:04:55.000 The immigrant thing, not knowing the language, not feeling good enough like everybody else, not being a fucking American. 1.00

01:05:00.000 And it sits inside my fucking soul. 1.00

01:05:02.000 So, for me, everything has been rivered on fear. 0.99

01:05:05.000 Every time I get on stage, like the other night, fear was real in Chicago.

01:05:09.000 I got on stage in between the reefer and whatever was going on and the lights.

01:05:13.000 I got fearful, man.

01:05:14.000 But you know what?

01:05:15.000 That's normal to be scared.

01:05:16.000 That's a great emotion, especially when you're a stand-up comic. 0.99

01:05:19.000 Because the more scared you are, the better you're gonna fucking do. 0.98

01:05:23.000 Especially in my case. 1.00

01:05:24.000 The more riled up I am, two minutes before I go on stage, the more energy I'm gonna give that fucking audience. 0.99

01:05:30.000 But I've looked at my life and I've seen how much fear. 1.00

01:05:33.000 I was petrified to go get that fucking needle. 0.99

01:05:35.000 Even though I fucking knew nothing was gonna happen, I was gonna walk out of there. 1.00

01:05:39.000 But I went in, I took the needle, and after I walked out of that needle, I could have fucking killed ten fucking people with my bare hands. 1.00

01:05:44.000 Because you overcome one of your biggest fucking fears. 1.00

01:05:47.000 Till this day, I get little emails and people are like, you know, I suffer from a social disorder and I don't know what to do. 0.99

01:05:54.000 Well, the answer ain't taking a fucking pill. 1.00

01:05:56.000 It's checking your fucking confidence and grabbing your balls and walking into a circle and saying, fuck it, I'm here. 1.00

01:06:02.000 You know, my mentality was always go into the mouth of the lion and put a chair down and sit the fuck down. 1.00

01:06:07.000 And let the pieces fall where they may. 1.00

01:06:08.000 And if you're not going to live like that, fuck them all. 1.00

01:06:11.000 I'm at the store two fucking nights, Joe Rogan. 1.00

01:06:13.000 The first fucking night, Eddie Griffin bumps me. 0.99

01:06:15.000 You know how embarrassing that is? 1.00

01:06:16.000 You become a regular on a Sunday, the first fucking night you bring 11 people to come see you, your landlord comes, and you get bumped by Eddie Griffin. 0.98

01:06:23.000 And the second night I go up there and Steve Greenstein says to me, hey, last weekend you fucking auditioned here for Mitzi and you said one of my jokes. 0.98

01:06:31.000 I said, it's February fucking 11th. 0.99

01:06:32.000 I just come off a plane, January 29th, and you're already accusing me of being a fucking thief. 0.99

01:06:37.000 And remember, he had his violin case. 0.99

01:06:38.000 Who?

01:06:39.000 Steve Greenstein.

01:06:40.000 I don't remember him.

01:06:41.000 He was a creepy guy, older guy that hung out at the Comedy Store, and he had a violin case.

01:06:44.000 So this is a Tuesday night.

01:06:46.000 It's Black Night at the Comedy Store.

01:06:48.000 It's 8 o'clock. 0.97

01:06:48.000 The main room is packed, but the original room would be empty because people were scared to go up there on Black Night because they thought they were going to get fucking mugged. 0.97

01:06:54.000 So the original room was always empty.

01:06:56.000 So Steve Greenstein was up before me.

01:06:58.000 This is my second night at the Comedy Store, dog.

01:07:00.000 I just got to LA. I'm a fucking criminal. 1.00

01:07:02.000 I've been in prison. 1.00

01:07:03.000 I got all these problems. 0.98

01:07:04.000 But for the first time in my life, I got a little fucking daylight at the Comedy Store. 0.97

01:07:08.000 This lady made me a regular. 1.00

01:07:09.000 All my life, people were like, has Mitchie Shaw seen you?

01:07:11.000 Has Mitchie Shaw seen you? 0.99

01:07:12.000 She's going to make you a fucking regular. 1.00

01:07:14.000 I get down there. 1.00

01:07:15.000 I'm a regular.

01:07:15.000 This is the first time since my mother died I had any luck.

01:07:17.000 I had been in prison.

01:07:18.000 I had been divorced.

01:07:19.000 You know, shot. 1.00

01:07:20.000 The whole fucking deal. 0.99

01:07:21.000 And the next thing you know, I become a regular, and it's Tuesday night, and I get off stage, and I'm waiting to hang out for a little while, and Steve Greenstein comes up to me, and he says to me, Doug, one of your jokes is like my joke. 0.99

01:07:32.000 I said, which one?

01:07:33.000 He said, something about O.J. Simpson's maid.

01:07:35.000 I go, Doug, I didn't steal the joke from you. 0.99

01:07:37.000 I just fucking got here two weeks ago. 0.92

01:07:39.000 Wheels comes out, and he goes, this guy didn't steal the joke from you. 0.99

01:07:42.000 The only problem was the guy put the violin case behind his fucking legs, and I spotted it. 0.99

01:07:46.000 So he starts threatening him. 0.99

01:07:47.000 He's like, dog, the next time you do that joke, we're going to have a problem.

01:07:50.000 I just pushed him, Joe Rogan.

01:07:51.000 He fell over the violin case.

01:07:52.000 Well, as he's falling down, Mitzi's limo pulls up.

01:07:56.000 That's it.

01:07:57.000 I'm like, I'm done.

01:07:58.000 This is my life. 0.99

01:07:59.000 I'm fucking gone out of here. 1.00

01:08:00.000 I'm never going to get another fucking spot again. 1.00

01:08:02.000 I'm going to go back to sell and fucking blow. 1.00

01:08:05.000 And Wheels got between us. 0.99

01:08:06.000 Scott Day got between us.

01:08:08.000 And Mitzi came on and go, oh, what happened here?

01:08:11.000 And he started saying, he goes, no, this kid's Cuban, blah, blah, blah. 1.00

01:08:15.000 But Mitzi seen the kid on the floor and fell in love with me after that because I pushed that motherfucker. 1.00

01:08:19.000 Because I stuck up for myself. 0.99

01:08:21.000 Yeah, you got lucky. 0.79

01:08:22.000 She was crazy.

01:08:23.000 Sure! 1.00

01:08:24.000 If that happened at the fucking Improv, I would have been out on the fucking street. 0.99

01:08:27.000 How often did you perform at the Improv? 0.99

01:08:29.000 Not for a while.

01:08:30.000 In those days?

01:08:31.000 In those days every week because the guy, Richard Cooper, loved me, the talent coordinator.

01:08:36.000 Bro, I got to LA January 29th.

01:08:38.000 I was a regular at the store February 19th on my birthday. 0.96

01:08:41.000 I didn't fuck around this time when I got here. 0.92

01:08:43.000 But you couldn't do the improv, Mitzi found out. 0.98

01:08:45.000 But I went to Scott Day and said, dog, Richard Cooper gives me spots. 0.98

01:08:48.000 So I would go over there, and I had a couple problems over there right off the fucking bat. 0.97

01:08:52.000 People thought they were cute over there. 0.99

01:08:53.000 You know, you leave your fucking girlfriend in their seat, you go to the bathroom, you come back, they're talking to them like they know them. 0.99

01:08:58.000 That is an issue. 1.00

01:08:59.000 You know, it's a fucking issue. 0.99

01:09:00.000 You got to stop them like I told you, like Hitler in Munich. 1.00

01:09:03.000 If not, you're going to have a fucking problem, dog. 0.99

01:09:05.000 So I would say things to people. 1.00

01:09:07.000 All of a sudden, you're a bad fucking person. 1.00

01:09:09.000 So what the fuck? 1.00

01:09:10.000 I don't give a fuck. 1.00

01:09:11.000 And we're here 12 years later, and we're still rocking and rolling. 1.00

01:09:13.000 They can still suck my dick and call me shorty. 1.00

01:09:15.000 We're doing a show, if you're in town, Pasadena, this Thursday night. 1.00

01:09:20.000 Don't come if you're a stalker.

01:09:21.000 Thanks.

01:09:23.000 Pasadena, Ice House, Thursday night.

01:09:24.000 What time, Brian?

01:09:25.000 It's 8.30.

01:09:26.000 Joey Diaz, Joe Rogan, Little Esther, and a bunch of other people.

01:09:29.000 And we also have a show Friday.

01:09:30.000 Go to IceHouseComedy.com for the tickets.

01:09:33.000 Oh, snap, freaks.

01:09:35.000 And Vegas, Friday night.

01:09:36.000 Eddie Bravo's coming. 1.00

01:09:38.000 He's going to play the drums and shit? 0.99

01:09:39.000 You coming Friday night? 0.99

01:09:40.000 We're looking at the flights.

01:09:42.000 We might go in a Saturday morning.

01:09:45.000 Not sure.

01:09:46.000 I'm driving next time I go to LA. I'm not driving this time.

01:09:51.000 Next time I go to LA, though, I'm driving.

01:09:52.000 Vegas.

01:09:53.000 Memorial Day weekend to see Juni Dos Santos against my man if he recovers from the surgery. 0.99

01:09:59.000 I'm tired of fucking flying, man. 0.99

01:10:02.000 One time. 1.00

01:10:02.000 Let's take the big fucking Cadillac Escalade. 1.00

01:10:04.000 Let's go out there. 0.99

01:10:05.000 I got a new one.

01:10:06.000 I got one of these new infinity things. 0.99

01:10:08.000 With the music and the whole fucking thing. 0.98

01:10:10.000 Hey, Brian, come here. 0.99

01:10:10.000 Help me export these things. 0.99

01:10:12.000 It's not exporting right. 0.97

01:10:13.000 But then they'll pull us over like Snoop Dogg, those cocksuckers. 1.00

01:10:15.000 Every time they see Snoop Dogg, he gets pulled over them. 0.96

01:10:17.000 If they smell you anywhere near them, we're going to jail. 1.00

01:10:21.000 It's right here.

01:10:22.000 Sup, EB? Oh, really?

01:10:23.000 What? 1.00

01:10:24.000 Rocker, shocker in the fucking house. 1.00

01:10:26.000 I retrieved the video. 1.00

01:10:27.000 Denny Plutupos is here. 0.99

01:10:28.000 Fresh off his fucking 19 wins this Sunday. 0.98

01:10:31.000 Yeah, Gracie Nationals was an epic day for Temple. 0.99

01:10:36.000 Where was the Gracie Nationals at?

01:10:37.000 The Gracie Nationals was...

01:10:40.000 I was in LA this past Sunday, and Rose Gracie, the granddaughter of Helio Gracie, the grandmaster of Gracie Jiu-Jitsu, she decided to go old school with the Gracie Nationals.

01:10:53.000 She's been running it for the last few years, and she, you know, the whole point system that Jiu-Jitsu tournaments are run by are just ridiculous. 0.99

01:11:02.000 I mean, it's just people are fighting for points and stalling, and it's ridiculous, and Rose Gracie decided to You know, make her the late great Helio Gracie proud and make it all just a submission-only tournament. 0.99

01:11:19.000 And these tournaments are becoming, this format is becoming more and more popular.

01:11:23.000 They do it in the Pacific Northwest at the Sub League in Oregon.

01:11:28.000 And they run smoothly.

01:11:30.000 People have been afraid of sub-only tournaments.

01:11:32.000 Tournaments because of time, you know, constraints and all that stuff.

01:11:36.000 But Rose Gracie made it work. 1.00

01:11:38.000 She had the balls to go. 0.97

01:11:39.000 No points, no advantages. 0.99

01:11:42.000 15 minutes submission only.

01:11:45.000 If you go 15 minutes without a submission, both competitors are out of the tournament.

01:11:51.000 So that's the ballsiest format there is out there.

01:11:55.000 And now the Gracie Nationals is the most prestigious submission only tournament on the planet.

01:12:01.000 And I think That's the future for jiu-jitsu because it was a lot more fun preparing for a submission-only tournament.

01:12:09.000 All we worked on was the fun stuff, the good stuff about jiu-jitsu, the finish, the closing the deal, the working on our squeeze.

01:12:17.000 For the Nogi Worlds, We had to spend time working on stalling techniques because when you're playing a point game and it's like six-minute matches, a guy will get a point or just a little advantage, which is even less than a point.

01:12:32.000 And once they're up, an advantage they'll hold.

01:12:34.000 And they won't do anything.

01:12:35.000 And people aren't used to...

01:12:37.000 You're wrestling with guys that are just holding on to leads.

01:12:40.000 In class, you don't just hold on to a lead.

01:12:42.000 No one's counting points in class.

01:12:44.000 So you actually have to prepare for that.

01:12:47.000 You have to specifically prepare for tournaments that are run by points.

01:12:51.000 And it's just so not fun preparing stalling techniques and stalling live drills.

01:12:58.000 What if a dude just holds on and doesn't do anything? 0.88

01:13:00.000 It's ridiculous.

01:13:01.000 So Rose Gracie decided to eliminate all of that. 1.00

01:13:05.000 And make the Gracie Nationals a submission-only tournament.

01:13:10.000 And she's also doing the Gracie Worlds. 0.94

01:13:13.000 In July, July 15th, in San Jose, you know, finally, you're gonna be able to get a world title.

01:13:22.000 In a submission-only format, which is the greatest.

01:13:25.000 It means so much more to win in a submission-only tournament than by points.

01:13:32.000 You're a world champion and you won by an advantage world champion.

01:13:37.000 Those days, it does nothing for The development of your jiu-jitsu.

01:13:42.000 It just gets you better at holding and stalling out and running out the clock. 0.90

01:13:46.000 It's just ridiculous.

01:13:47.000 So, mad huge props to Rose Gracie and her husband, Javi Vasquez, who put this tournament together and, you know, I think this is the future.

01:13:59.000 I think a submission-only format is the only way to go.

01:14:02.000 You know, we're taking bias refs completely out of the game. 1.00

01:14:06.000 The refs have nothing to do with the game. 1.00

01:14:08.000 So they have no time limits?

01:14:09.000 No, well, there's no time limit in the final.

01:14:12.000 But in the qualifying matches, it's a 15-minute time limit, which is plenty of time.

01:14:18.000 And if there is no submission in those 15 minutes, both guys are out.

01:14:22.000 So it's amazing.

01:14:23.000 We had so many.

01:14:24.000 Both guys are out.

01:14:26.000 So if two guys are just like Marcelo Garcia and Jake Shields, they stall each other out.

01:14:29.000 They're both out.

01:14:30.000 Whoa, that's crazy.

01:14:31.000 But in the finals, no time limit.

01:14:33.000 We had some epic matches.

01:14:35.000 Epic matches.

01:14:38.000 10 Planet San Francisco went 12-1.

01:14:41.000 I had about, you know, maybe...

01:14:42.000 How many affiliates you got now?

01:14:44.000 I got over 30. I lose track.

01:14:46.000 Isn't that crazy?

01:14:47.000 You started out just doing it as something to do.

01:14:50.000 You know, like, man, what should I do?

01:14:51.000 Maybe I could teach now.

01:14:52.000 And then, boom.

01:14:53.000 Now you got like an empire.

01:14:55.000 Man, it was all an accident.

01:14:56.000 It's weird.

01:14:57.000 Isn't it weird? 0.98

01:14:57.000 I thought that when we were working on The Man Show, we were going to parlay that into some Trey Parker, Matt Stone shit. 0.98

01:15:05.000 It was all a dream. 0.97

01:15:07.000 I used to read Word Up magazine.

01:15:09.000 Salt and pepper heavy D up in the limousine. 0.99

01:15:11.000 The next thing we're going to do is we're going to get a fucking comedy club. 1.00

01:15:14.000 I decided while I was taking a shit today, high as fuck on the toilet bowl. 1.00

01:15:18.000 That's the next move. 1.00

01:15:19.000 The next move is a reality show about... 1.00

01:15:23.000 About this fucking place. 0.98

01:15:24.000 About doing a podcast and doing a comedy club and having it all connected. 0.99

01:15:29.000 The way we do it, man, when we have this show Thursday night, we have podcasts going on at the same time as the comedy show.

01:15:36.000 And everybody just rotates in. 0.96

01:15:38.000 It's the greatest fucking thing we've ever done. 0.98

01:15:40.000 The greatest thing we've ever done. 0.99

01:15:41.000 The perfect thing.

01:15:42.000 You go on stage, man, you're already flowing.

01:15:45.000 Like, you gotta go on stage right now.

01:15:46.000 Boom! 0.99

01:15:46.000 Yeah, you'll be on fire. 0.99

01:15:47.000 Have you told the Lucy Snorebush story?

01:15:49.000 What is her name?

01:15:50.000 Lucy Snorebush.

01:15:51.000 If you told that Lucy Snorebush story and then went on stage right now, you would be in prime. 1.00

01:15:57.000 That is the most ridiculous fucking thing I've ever told. 0.99

01:15:59.000 It's the greatest story of all time. 1.00

01:16:01.000 People want Lucy Snorebush t-shirts.

01:16:02.000 Oh my God. 1.00

01:16:03.000 I broke into Lucy Snorebush's room and ate her ass in the middle of the night. 1.00

01:16:06.000 They want that t-shirt. 1.00

01:16:08.000 Oh my fucking God. 1.00

01:16:09.000 Yeah, it was ridiculous. 1.00

01:16:10.000 We've got some yells on here. 1.00

01:16:12.000 And then we got Vegas Friday fucking night? 0.99

01:16:14.000 Yeah. 0.98

01:16:14.000 We were in Chicago. 0.98

01:16:16.000 Like I said, this was the biggest show we had ever done.

01:16:18.000 And it was pretty crazy. 0.97

01:16:19.000 I made a video of how fucking crazy it was. 1.00

01:16:21.000 Brian, throw that shit up. 1.00

01:16:23.000 Look how big this place is. 1.00

01:16:26.000 I don't know if you can tell.

01:16:28.000 Look at the size of this place.

01:16:37.000 Wow.

01:16:41.000 How long did you do?

01:16:42.000 An hour and 22 minutes. 0.99

01:16:46.000 We stayed outside and signed pictures for fucking hours, man. 0.99

01:16:53.000 I had to pay those security. 0.99

01:16:54.000 I had to pay like 2,000 extra dollars in security because I had to keep them around.

01:16:59.000 That's incredible.

01:17:00.000 Union is like laws.

01:17:02.000 They have rules.

01:17:03.000 You have to pay people.

01:17:05.000 Play the second one. 0.95

01:17:06.000 The second video is ridiculous. 0.89

01:17:07.000 We were...

01:17:08.000 This is when we were signing, and this is all just a line of people that were waiting to take pictures with Joey and Duncan and sign posters. 0.98

01:17:20.000 Mike Maxwell made a poster just for the event, and check this shit out. 0.98

01:17:24.000 This is... 0.99

01:17:28.000 Hold on one second.

01:17:28.000 Okay.

01:17:29.000 This is bonkers, man.

01:17:30.000 This is when we were in the upstairs balcony area. 0.99

01:17:33.000 This place is fucking huge, the Chicago Theater. 0.94

01:17:35.000 At one point in time, it was a silent movie house. 0.99

01:17:38.000 It was built in 1921. Sinatra performed there in 87. Little Esther's father took the mother there to see Sinatra in 87. Holy shit.

01:17:47.000 When he was forgetting his lyrics and the wig was crooked and shit. 1.00

01:17:50.000 But he was still motherfucking Sinatra, Jack. 1.00

01:17:53.000 He was still banging bitches two of the time. 1.00

01:17:55.000 Sinatra died before Viagra kicked in. 0.99

01:17:57.000 He missed the boat.

01:17:59.000 He missed the boat. 1.00

01:18:00.000 Those grumpy old men, they couldn't get any pussy anymore. 1.00

01:18:02.000 There was no reason to perform. 1.00

01:18:03.000 You know?

01:18:04.000 It was all over.

01:18:05.000 Even though he was Sinatra, he only got a hard-on like once a month at the end. 1.00

01:18:08.000 He was still getting pussy with the wig like a pimp, dog. 1.00

01:18:12.000 Look at this. 1.00

01:18:13.000 Thanks for coming out, everybody!

01:18:15.000 Can you rotate that, Brian?

01:18:17.000 There's obviously something wrong with the iPhone, the way the iPhone interpreted it.

01:18:21.000 Can't you rotate that?

01:18:22.000 No, not on the fly.

01:18:23.000 Okay.

01:18:24.000 But look how nutty that is.

01:18:26.000 You know why it does that, right, Jeff? 1.00

01:18:29.000 Because it's a piece of shit? 1.00

01:18:30.000 No, no, no. 1.00

01:18:31.000 Before you hit record, look at the icon.

01:18:33.000 If it's tilted sideways, it's going to record it sideways.

01:18:36.000 Oh, okay.

01:18:36.000 Look how nutty that is, man.

01:18:38.000 That's just all the people waiting to get into line to take pictures and shit. 1.00

01:18:43.000 That was a fun fucking time. 0.99

01:18:45.000 Thank you. 1.00

01:18:46.000 That one dirty freak that pulled her tits out and had everybody sign her tits. 1.00

01:18:49.000 Tremendous. 1.00

01:18:49.000 She had great tits. 1.00

01:18:53.000 Don't put it down. 1.00

01:18:55.000 They were nice 24-year-old firm little fucking chi-chis and shit. 1.00

01:18:58.000 She was a freak. 1.00

01:18:59.000 She had a little boyfriend that looked like fucking, what's the guy you like? 1.00

01:19:01.000 Bruno Mars. 1.00

01:19:03.000 And this freak was ready to go, Jack!

01:19:06.000 Yeah, didn't somebody throw that guy under the bus?

01:19:08.000 Who was it?

01:19:09.000 Jaden James used to date.

01:19:10.000 Is that Bruno Mars that sings that song?

01:19:12.000 Yeah, well, it's Bruno Mars and the other guy, right?

01:19:14.000 There's two guys.

01:19:16.000 Who's the other one?

01:19:17.000 I can't remember.

01:19:18.000 There's the rapper guy and then the singer guy.

01:19:20.000 Which one is which? 1.00

01:19:22.000 Great fucking tune, whoever the hell it is. 0.99

01:19:24.000 Did you hear about those English people that got arrested at the airport? 1.00

01:19:27.000 No. 1.00

01:19:28.000 You didn't hear about this shit? 1.00

01:19:29.000 Dude, it's one of the fucking weakest things I've ever heard ever about the TSA. It's sad what this country has become. 1.00

01:19:36.000 These English people, they were coming over here for a vacation, so they joked around and they said, hey... 0.99

01:19:42.000 We're going to go over to America and we're going to fucking destroy America. 0.99

01:19:45.000 We're going to dig up Marilyn Monroe's body. 1.00

01:19:47.000 I mean, it sounds like some shit that Joey Diaz would say if he was British, right? 0.99

01:19:50.000 We're going to come over here. 1.00

01:19:51.000 We're going to have a fucking party. 1.00

01:19:52.000 This is what they wrote. 1.00

01:19:53.000 I'm going to destroy America and dig up Marilyn Monroe. 0.65

01:19:55.000 That's what this dude said on his Twitter. 0.89

01:19:58.000 They came over here to party.

01:19:59.000 That's all. 1.00

01:20:00.000 TSA checked them for shovels, these dumb fucks. 1.00

01:20:03.000 They went, you're going to dig up Marilyn Monroe. 1.00

01:20:06.000 We're going to catch you.

01:20:07.000 Oh, did they tweet this or something?

01:20:09.000 Yeah, they tweeted it.

01:20:10.000 So now they're looking at our Twitter.

01:20:12.000 Yeah, man.

01:20:12.000 They tweeted.

01:20:13.000 They're 26 years old, man.

01:20:15.000 They're kids.

01:20:16.000 They went to party, man.

01:20:17.000 Department of Homeland Security. 1.00

01:20:19.000 Way to go, you fuckheads. 1.00

01:20:22.000 These silly fucks are supposed to be protecting us. 1.00

01:20:25.000 They pulled aside this cute punk rock-looking British couple. 1.00

01:20:29.000 They look like sweethearts.

01:20:31.000 You know?

01:20:31.000 I mean, it's just...

01:20:34.000 Look at this.

01:20:35.000 This is what the dude wrote.

01:20:37.000 Free this week for a quick gossip prep before I go and destroy America? 0.61

01:20:42.000 That's the question.

01:20:43.000 Like a joke. 1.00

01:20:44.000 He's going here to have a fucking party. 1.00

01:20:46.000 Like he's going to destroy America. 1.00

01:20:48.000 Jesus Christ.

01:20:49.000 And they checked the shovels.

01:20:50.000 They sent them back home, man. 0.99

01:20:52.000 Not only that, they arrested them, locked them up with Mexican drug dealers that they also caught for 12 fucking hours. 1.00

01:21:01.000 Mexicans? 1.00

01:21:01.000 Because they're immigrants. 1.00

01:21:02.000 They threw them in with the other immigrant criminals. 1.00

01:21:04.000 They threw them in with Mexican drug dealers that they busted. 0.99

01:21:07.000 So these guys were locked up with real hardcore criminals for 12 fucking hours. 0.98

01:21:12.000 And then they flew them back to Europe. 1.00

01:21:14.000 Fucking Sue. 1.00

01:21:15.000 Unbelievable. 1.00

01:21:16.000 It's unbelievable.

01:21:18.000 I mean, really?

01:21:18.000 You can't have one rational person who looks at those two and starts laughing.

01:21:25.000 Here's what he writes also.

01:21:27.000 Three weeks today, we're totally in LA pissing off people in Hollywood Boulevard and digging up Marilyn Monroe.

01:21:32.000 Ha ha.

01:21:33.000 He's joking around, man.

01:21:35.000 Really?

01:21:36.000 This is our tax dollars going to work?

01:21:38.000 This is 2012. We're not talking about 1950. We jumped into a time machine and all of a sudden they have Twitter in 1950. What?

01:21:45.000 They're going to destroy America!

01:21:46.000 We've got to act now!

01:21:48.000 I think it was just to set an example. 0.99

01:21:50.000 We're going to fuck anybody up that plays around. 0.99

01:21:52.000 I think it's a bully and an abuse of power. 0.99

01:21:55.000 That's what it is.

01:21:55.000 I don't think it's an example at all.

01:21:57.000 I think they knew these were kids and they could fuck with them if they wanted to. 0.99

01:22:00.000 I think they found someone to fuck with. 1.00

01:22:02.000 They found someone to fuck with and then they did. 1.00

01:22:04.000 It's really, really sad. 1.00

01:22:06.000 They came here and had fun, you fuckheads. 1.00

01:22:09.000 Jesus Christ. 1.00

01:22:10.000 They check them for fucking shovels. 1.00

01:22:12.000 They're checking Twitter for joke things that you say. 1.00

01:22:16.000 Joke tweets about coming to America and getting fucked up. 0.99

01:22:19.000 Like, do you really think that that's what a terrorist would write? 1.00

01:22:21.000 Hmm, this week, free for a quick gossip before I go destroy America.

01:22:27.000 Like, yeah, that's what you have to worry about?

01:22:29.000 That's where our tax dollars are going?

01:22:31.000 What do you think about Anonymous? 0.99

01:22:33.000 Listen, man, somebody needs to stand up for this fucking... 0.99

01:22:36.000 Anonymous is awesome. 0.99

01:22:37.000 Stand up to this wacky world that we're living in, man.

01:22:39.000 And what Anonymous represents is the internet.

01:22:42.000 What the internet represents most of the time is justice.

01:22:44.000 You know, most of what they go after, most of what they do is the right thing. 0.95

01:22:48.000 There's a lot of, like, shit that's going on, like this Dana White thing where they're hacking into his social security and putting it all online. 0.98

01:22:55.000 That's... 0.99

01:22:56.000 I heard it was fake.

01:22:58.000 Well, it was wrong.

01:22:59.000 No, it wasn't fake.

01:23:00.000 They got the information, but what they don't understand, first of all, is his dad's name, Dana White, as well.

01:23:05.000 And they got a lot of the information they got was his dad's, including liens and where his dad used to live.

01:23:11.000 And now some other guy got harassed because his information got put online.

01:23:16.000 So this guy, like Dana, had to go to this guy's house and apologize to him.

01:23:19.000 But the kid is apparently a 13-year-old kid from Australia.

01:23:22.000 He doesn't represent Anonymous.

01:23:24.000 He represents people on the internet that don't like when people on the internet challenge them.

01:23:28.000 Like you say, you can't hack me.

01:23:30.000 I dare you.

01:23:30.000 They're going to hack you.

01:23:32.000 They're going to fucking hack you. 0.99

01:23:33.000 But that's not what I like about Anonymous. 0.99

01:23:36.000 What I like is that what it represents is people feel fucking helpless. 0.95

01:23:40.000 They feel helpless to this gigantic oppressive power that is controlling the world and running things in a way that they don't like. 0.97

01:23:47.000 And when these guys go after...

01:23:48.000 Department of Homeland Security, all these different websites.

01:23:51.000 When these guys try to take things down, what they're doing is they're lashing out and they're saying, hey, we can touch you.

01:23:56.000 We can reach you.

01:23:57.000 We can find your information. 0.99

01:23:59.000 Like when they went after that guy that pepper sprayed all those fucking kids in the face, those kids at UC Berkeley that were just sitting on their knees, They got all that guy's information. 1.00

01:24:06.000 They put that shit online. 0.99

01:24:07.000 That I like. 1.00

01:24:08.000 That I like because that lets that guy know, hey, you can't do morally fucked up things because you're doing it under the blanket of your job, the umbrella of protection that you think has offered you by being a police officer. 0.95

01:24:21.000 You're doing something reprehensible, man. 0.98

01:24:23.000 You're spraying kids in the face with chemicals. 1.00

01:24:26.000 You piece of shit. 1.00

01:24:26.000 For no reason. 1.00

01:24:27.000 Yeah, and you gotta feel that, man.

01:24:28.000 You gotta feel that, man.

01:24:29.000 And you know what, man?

01:24:30.000 I saw a video where the people were trying to justify.

01:24:32.000 Like, listen, this is what happened.

01:24:33.000 This is the full story.

01:24:34.000 What you saw was edited.

01:24:36.000 And you know what they saw?

01:24:36.000 They saw the kids just sitting there for longer.

01:24:38.000 Yeah, they didn't move when they were told to move. 1.00

01:24:40.000 That doesn't mean you get to spray them in the fucking face. 1.00

01:24:42.000 I heard there was some shit in, was it Oakland, the other day? 1.00

01:24:45.000 And the cops were arrested, like, a crazy amount of people, like 120 or 30 people, but they were tear gassing, and there was, like, kids there. 0.97

01:24:54.000 Like, one, I don't think it's probably the best idea to be bringing your kids to things like this. 0.96

01:24:59.000 Yeah, people are assholes for bringing their kids to these rallies, because these things, things can break out in violence at any moment, especially in Oakland. 0.99

01:25:06.000 Oakland's kind of crazy, man. 1.00

01:25:07.000 Too short. 1.00

01:25:09.000 Yeah, short dog. 1.00

01:25:10.000 Yeah, Oakland is not to be fucked with, right? 1.00

01:25:13.000 Oakland's a tricky place. 1.00

01:25:16.000 That's been a hub for that shit for the last 40 years. 0.99

01:25:20.000 Since they play it every year, that's where they go up there. 1.00

01:25:23.000 These people know how to react to it.

01:25:25.000 They're sick and tired of it, too. 1.00

01:25:27.000 It takes two to fucking tangle. 0.98

01:25:29.000 But I love the idea of somebody checking somebody. 0.98

01:25:32.000 Yeah.

01:25:33.000 I've always loved the idea... 0.99

01:25:34.000 Hey, listen, man, I grew up on fucking Death Wish. 0.98

01:25:36.000 You know what? 1.00

01:25:37.000 The cops can't be there for you all the fucking time. 1.00

01:25:39.000 I love the idea of somebody blasting a motherfucker when you fucking do something wrong. 1.00

01:25:44.000 And the internet's the best way. 1.00

01:25:46.000 I love it.

01:25:47.000 I think the internet is eventually going to be the government.

01:25:50.000 That's what I think.

01:25:50.000 I think the way that we're going to govern things is through the internet.

01:25:52.000 Because instead of these oppressive groups...

01:25:54.000 See, what really fucks us is that we don't really get a say in everything.

01:25:59.000 What we get to do is we get a representative.

01:26:01.000 We get to choose a representative. 0.99

01:26:03.000 And they almost all get into office and immediately just do whatever the fucking corporations that got them into power asked them to do. 0.99

01:26:10.000 That's what they do immediately. 0.97

01:26:11.000 They pass a bunch of bills like the National Defense Authorization Act that everybody's going crazy about that Obama passed, that he said he would veto.

01:26:18.000 All of that stuff, if you put that for vote to America online, what do you guys want to do? 0.96

01:26:25.000 No fucking way we would vote for that. 0.97

01:26:27.000 You can arrest us and detain us with no warrant. 0.99

01:26:31.000 Because what people have to realize is the people that you're saying yes to today, when you make a law and you say, okay, here's the law, These people today may not be the same people you're saying yes to 20 years from now.

01:26:43.000 Or even 10 years from now.

01:26:44.000 You can put laws into place that give evil, corrupt people.

01:26:48.000 I'm not saying Obama's evil and corrupt, but I'm saying what he did is an evil and corrupt thing and he opened the door for evil and corruption.

01:26:54.000 No doubt about it.

01:26:54.000 Because if someone wants to do that, some future douchebag, some Dick Cheney of the future, if he gets into a position and the National Defense Authorization Act is in place, guess what?

01:27:04.000 A bunch of people are going to go to fucking jail that are just protesting the government. 0.96

01:27:07.000 A bunch of people are going to go to jail for obstructing the way the United States runs. 0.99

01:27:11.000 They're going to go to jail as enemies of the state. 1.00

01:27:13.000 That's real shit. 0.99

01:27:15.000 None of that would take place if the internet was how we did our government. 1.00

01:27:18.000 And it sounds ridiculous, but why shouldn't it be that way?

01:27:22.000 What our government is supposed to represent is what the people want.

01:27:25.000 And what the people want can easily be found out on the internet.

01:27:29.000 It's easiest. 0.56

01:27:30.000 The easiest way to contact people and find out exactly what the fuck they want, regardless of nationality, regardless of the state where they live in, is the internet.

01:27:37.000 That is how things are going to be ruled. 0.99

01:27:39.000 It used to be you had to go to a place, you had to write down what you thought, and put it in a fucking box. 0.99

01:27:44.000 And that's how they decided things. 0.99

01:27:45.000 Because that was the only way to do it.

01:27:46.000 The only problem with that, though, is there's more opportunity for hacking and things like that, unfortunately.

01:27:51.000 Now.

01:27:52.000 Right now there is.

01:27:53.000 Yeah.

01:27:53.000 But you know what?

01:27:54.000 That can be worked out too.

01:27:55.000 And you know what?

01:27:55.000 That's also, in part, a lot of that is in place also because of corruption.

01:28:00.000 Look at the fucking computerized voting machines. 0.99

01:28:03.000 If you don't know about this, watch a documentary called Hacking Democracy. 1.00

01:28:06.000 It was something that was on HBO a while back where they showed that these machines, these Diebold machines, are designed to be altered.

01:28:14.000 They're designed so that a third party can come in and change the results. 0.97

01:28:19.000 And they're so fucked up they changed their name. 0.97

01:28:21.000 Diebold doesn't even diebold anymore. 1.00

01:28:23.000 I'll find out what the fuck their name is now so you can't be tricked. 0.99

01:28:26.000 But we live in a corrupt system. 0.99

01:28:28.000 And what the internet recognizes is that the will of the people is not being represented.

01:28:34.000 What's being represented is the corporations. 0.99

01:28:36.000 And that's why everybody's hovering around all these fucking... 0.99

01:28:39.000 I mean, what this Occupy thing is, everyone's hovering and collecting and gathering together around all these sick areas. 0.99

01:28:50.000 Yes.

01:28:51.000 Yeah, man. 1.00

01:28:53.000 Bullshit. 1.00

01:28:54.000 We had Too Short on a podcast last night, and it was really amazing. 0.99

01:28:57.000 Too Short, the rapper, by the way.

01:28:58.000 The rapper.

01:28:59.000 He has like 19 albums out, but one of the cool things hearing him talk about was he started off so early in the game that people didn't even know what rap was, and he would just open up his car doors and have a beat playing and just rap really loud with it.

01:29:17.000 And one guy came up to him and was like, man, I want to have that.

01:29:20.000 And then he just popped the cassette and sold it to him for five bucks.

01:29:23.000 And then he started selling it to all the drug dealers who heard about it, that lived in Oakland, all the Kingpin guys.

01:29:29.000 And so they all wanted their own personalized rap cassette.

01:29:33.000 So then he was having to write all these songs nonstop just to keep up with all these drug campaigns.

01:29:38.000 How'd you guys have him on the podcast?

01:29:39.000 Who knows him? 0.96

01:29:40.000 We had Kevin Black on, who's a sex tape guy. 0.98

01:29:44.000 He's the one that gets all the sex tape, like the Paris Hilton sex tapes and stuff like that. 0.98

01:29:48.000 He's one of the only guys that has even seen the Tupac sex tape.

01:29:53.000 And he's friends with him.

01:29:55.000 He's friends with him.

01:29:56.000 With two shorts.

01:29:57.000 What's up with that Tupac sex tape? 0.99

01:30:00.000 It's too sexy. 1.00

01:30:02.000 White girls or African Americans? 1.00

01:30:04.000 I don't know.

01:30:05.000 I didn't ask.

01:30:06.000 Why can't he release it?

01:30:07.000 Tupac's family?

01:30:08.000 Yeah, I think it was a family thing.

01:30:10.000 I think the powers would be...

01:30:11.000 Diebold's changed its name to Premier Election Solutions Incorporated, or P-E-S-I. That's the new Diebold.

01:30:18.000 Isn't it funny when companies do that? 0.84

01:30:20.000 They get caught doing something fucked up, so they just change their name? 0.95

01:30:23.000 Yeah. 0.98

01:30:24.000 Yeah, we're evil, but whatever.

01:30:26.000 Yeah, you got to.

01:30:27.000 Blackwater did the same thing.

01:30:28.000 They changed their name.

01:30:29.000 What's their name now?

01:30:30.000 I'll find out.

01:30:31.000 How far do you think Anonymous can go?

01:30:32.000 Do you think they could ever get shut down?

01:30:34.000 No, it's impossible.

01:30:35.000 I think a lot of people get confused what Anonymous is. 0.99

01:30:38.000 The whole point why they can't get shut down is because no one knows who the fuck they are. 0.99

01:30:42.000 Can't they figure it out? 0.99

01:30:44.000 There's tons of people, though.

01:30:45.000 Won't they start arresting people?

01:30:46.000 It would be the most impossible thing.

01:30:49.000 That would be like trying to have an army put together that attacks the whole world.

01:30:53.000 It would be like World War. 0.95

01:30:54.000 For real, World War.

01:30:55.000 This is crazy. 0.99

01:30:56.000 Blackwater's so fucked up, they changed their name twice. 0.99

01:30:59.000 They went from Blackwater to XE, and then they went from XE to Akademi with a new logo. 1.00

01:31:07.000 They just keep changing their name.

01:31:09.000 They figure just no one's going to know.

01:31:11.000 Just keep changing it.

01:31:12.000 Keep changing it.

01:31:13.000 Stopping Anonymous would be like, yeah, they could spend all this money and time, and they'll find some 13-year-old in Australia, and then there's like a million other people behind that guy.

01:31:21.000 Well, the thing is, What they can do to prosecute people that they catch and how far they can go as far as shutting things down and controlling the infrastructure.

01:31:29.000 That's what people are worried about with this SOPA. With this SOPA, what they're worried about, again, it's not the people you're saying yes to today.

01:31:35.000 They might not be the same people you're saying yes to 20 years from now.

01:31:37.000 If you give the government the ability to just shut down websites, which, by the way, they already do.

01:31:42.000 Look what they just did with Mega Upload.

01:31:44.000 They just closed down Mega Upload.

01:31:46.000 I'm so bummed about Mega Upload closing, too.

01:31:49.000 It was a good website.

01:31:50.000 Okay, but let's play devil's advocate. 0.87

01:31:52.000 They closed Mega Upload because they said that Mega Upload has a bunch of different illegal files on it, like wares, and they have a bunch of movies and shit, screeners and mp3s. 0.74

01:32:02.000 If there's a website, and if you're offering that service to people where they can just upload shit, and then you sell advertisement, which they do, right? 0.99

01:32:10.000 Isn't that how they work that shit? 0.99

01:32:11.000 And they sell subscriptions? 0.99

01:32:12.000 I think if you have a free account, there's limitations and they serve advertising.

01:32:16.000 I think they also have a paid account that I don't think has advertising.

01:32:19.000 But I think what it is is that it shouldn't be the company's fault.

01:32:23.000 It should be the user.

01:32:24.000 So yes, they find Dances with Wolves on Mega Upload's server.

01:32:28.000 They find out who uploaded it.

01:32:29.000 They bust him.

01:32:30.000 I don't think it should be Mega Upload's fault for having a service where it's legally you're supposed to share files.

01:32:36.000 Okay, but let's play devil's advocate.

01:32:38.000 Let's play devil's advocate.

01:32:39.000 If you do have a service where you're just sharing files and providing bandwidth, you should be responsible for how much of that stuff is pirated, because otherwise you're a distribution angle. 0.98

01:32:50.000 You're essentially a distribution highway for illegal shit.

01:32:53.000 I think maybe, yes, you should be, but I think it should be more of like, I don't know, sharing of personal information if you are doing something illegal should be allowed, maybe? 0.98

01:33:06.000 Sharing of personal information?

01:33:07.000 Meaning like if the FBI comes to Meg Apple and goes, look, we know that you have Dances with Wolves on your server, and they're like, okay, we need to know who this user is.

01:33:16.000 I think then Meg Apple should be like, okay, here's the person's information.

01:33:19.000 Really?

01:33:19.000 You think they should give you up?

01:33:21.000 If you're doing illegal stuff, I don't think it should be Meg Apple.

01:33:23.000 Mega Upload's fault.

01:33:24.000 I don't think Mega Upload as a corporation should be shut down for a business because you want to share dance with the wolves.

01:33:29.000 Well, you know, better the corporation be shut down than the users going to jail.

01:33:32.000 That's the other devil's advocate is that these are just kids and they don't know any better and they think they're going to get away with it and they think they're just helping people out by providing files that everybody wants to get a hold of. 0.98

01:33:41.000 You know, look, the real problem is people have kind of grown up knowing that they can get shit for free now. 0.93

01:33:48.000 You know, that's like sort of how they're, that's how people feel. 1.00

01:33:50.000 They feel like shit is free. 0.99

01:33:51.000 You know, hey, I can get movies for free. 1.00

01:33:53.000 They joke around about it. 0.99

01:33:54.000 I've had people joke around on my own website about stealing my shit online. 0.99

01:33:57.000 They think it's cute. 0.97

01:33:58.000 You know, yeah, I'll get the Torrent, LOL. You know, and you're like, wow.

01:34:02.000 You know, like right in front of you, knowing that you, I mean, I don't...

01:34:06.000 It is what it is.

01:34:07.000 That's who you want to be?

01:34:08.000 That's all good. 0.99

01:34:09.000 But it's like they're so accustomed to stealing that they talk about it openly in front of the person's face on the website of the person who's selling the shit. 1.00

01:34:17.000 Yeah, but that's just called ignorance and stupidity. 1.00

01:34:19.000 But it's also, they feel not obligated, they feel entitled. 1.00

01:34:24.000 You know what?

01:34:24.000 It shouldn't be throwing people in prison.

01:34:27.000 I don't think it should be like, yeah, you were sharing Dancing with the Wolves with seven other people, and I don't think that person should go to prison for 20 years.

01:34:35.000 I think you should have some kind of thing, like maybe, all right, you're not allowed to have the internet for a year.

01:34:40.000 Well, that's the Kevin Mitnick punishment.

01:34:42.000 That's what they did to him.

01:34:43.000 But the real issue, Brian, is that that actually has crushed industries.

01:34:47.000 You know, like look at the music industry. 0.99

01:34:49.000 The music industry is fucked. 0.99

01:34:50.000 You know, one of the things that Dana White, Dana White actually wants to come on the podcast and he wants to talk about soul, but he wants to talk about all the shit that happened. 1.00

01:34:58.000 You know, I talked about interviewing him.

01:34:59.000 I go, let me interview you for UFC.com.

01:35:01.000 He goes, you know what would be better?

01:35:02.000 Let's do your podcast.

01:35:03.000 I said, all right, we'll do it.

01:35:04.000 So we're going to figure out when to do it.

01:35:06.000 And so, look, he's totally into free speech. 0.99

01:35:09.000 You just don't want him any ripping off his fucking product. 0.97

01:35:12.000 And then, you know, the amount of piracy is so widespread that people are actually pirating streams and then showing them in bars and charging people to go to those bars to watch pirated streams. 0.98

01:35:23.000 There's definitely cases like that.

01:35:24.000 Obviously, that should be attacked.

01:35:27.000 Well, there's also people that put streams up and then they sell advertising.

01:35:30.000 They have Google Ads.

01:35:31.000 And they actually, you know, it's not just like a free thing.

01:35:34.000 They're making money off of the stream.

01:35:36.000 Right.

01:35:37.000 You know, there's a big difference between that person who's putting that up there and making money from thousands of people that are coming to the site and the person who's 14 years old, who can't afford the UFC, who's downloading it for free.

01:35:48.000 Yeah.

01:35:48.000 So that's what the real issue is.

01:35:51.000 What they're really concerned about is the people that are actually profiting off pirating their shit. 0.99

01:35:57.000 It's a tricky thing. 0.98

01:35:59.000 Look, my take on it has always been that the Internet, without a doubt, has promoted me and helped me more than anything.

01:36:06.000 So the more people that have stolen my stuff means the more people who have enjoyed my stuff, which means the more people will come to see me.

01:36:12.000 The more people will come like this Chicago show or anything else.

01:36:15.000 I mean, it's the purpose.

01:36:17.000 We could easily charge for this podcast.

01:36:18.000 I mean, somebody probably willing to pay.

01:36:20.000 We know a lot of people that make a lot of money every month because of their podcast.

01:36:24.000 You know, they have subscriptions where they have like one extra podcast they do every month. 0.98

01:36:28.000 But I think the best way to do it is to give as much people as much shit for free as possible. 0.97

01:36:33.000 But that's also because we're live performers, you know. 0.99

01:36:36.000 That's how we see it.

01:36:37.000 We're live performers.

01:36:38.000 The key for us is come out and see us, man.

01:36:41.000 Devil's advocate of the UFC thing is that, honestly, it's $60.

01:36:50.000 Nowadays, there's like two or three UFCs a month sometimes, even.

01:36:55.000 To me, I like the UFC a bit.

01:36:57.000 I know if I was a hardcore UFC guy, I would order every single one.

01:37:01.000 That's a lot of money.

01:37:02.000 I don't agree with you.

01:37:03.000 I don't argue with you.

01:37:04.000 That's $180.

01:37:05.000 Sometimes it's every week.

01:37:06.000 I think that if UFC was smart, and a lot of these people were smart, they would do a subscription-based thing.

01:37:11.000 Like you're paying 20 bucks a month you get everything USA you know what else would be kind of dope if they had it like the way HBO pay-per-view has it where you If you like don't want to watch Oscar de la Hoya fight or Floyd Mayweather fight on HBO pay-per-view Next week the next Friday.

01:37:25.000 It's for free on HBO.

01:37:28.000 Yeah, that's a good.

01:37:28.000 That would be pretty pretty dope I agree You know if like they had like huge cards like say Alistair Overy and fights Junior dos Santos and it's a big pay-per-view card how about throw it on Fox the next Friday and You know, you could watch a replay.

01:37:39.000 And that way, also, they'll know that they're going to put on some badass fight.

01:37:43.000 So if it's some, you know, if it's one of those fights that's not the most entertaining fight.

01:37:48.000 I mean, live fights are much better, sure, for Fox.

01:37:51.000 Maybe it's not Fox.

01:37:52.000 Maybe it's an FX thing, Showdown FX, the week after.

01:37:55.000 Not a bad idea.

01:37:56.000 But the thing about MMA is a lot of people buy the replays.

01:37:59.000 They'll buy it again, and they'll hear about how good it is, and they'll buy the replay.

01:38:04.000 That probably is a venue thing.

01:38:06.000 That kills it for about two weeks.

01:38:07.000 What's that?

01:38:07.000 That kills it for about two weeks.

01:38:09.000 So you've got to get all the money you can.

01:38:11.000 You know, what he was doing over the years is after a fight, they would put it up to UFC Unleashed maybe six months in. 0.57

01:38:18.000 Now, they fucking put it up to UFC Unleashed a month later.

01:38:21.000 Yeah, that's good. 0.99

01:38:22.000 That's really fucking good. 0.98

01:38:23.000 Yeah, that's good. 0.97

01:38:24.000 So the fight, not this week, but let's say...

01:38:27.000 Nick Diaz against Nate Diaz against Cerrone.

01:38:31.000 You know, I want to see that.

01:38:32.000 It'll be on this month.

01:38:33.000 That was New Year's.

01:38:34.000 It'll be on first week of February.

01:38:36.000 I miss all those Spike guys.

01:38:38.000 Those guys were awesome.

01:38:39.000 Well, you know, like I said, right now is the best time.

01:38:41.000 Listen, right now is the best time ever for an MMA enthusiast.

01:38:45.000 Yeah, it is.

01:38:46.000 A guy like me.

01:38:46.000 Look, I go home right now.

01:38:47.000 I tape UFC tonight. 0.92

01:38:50.000 I tape fucking Pride with Kendra Perez from 9 to 10, which it's better than the Prides they were doing before. 0.99

01:38:58.000 They eliminated a lot of shit that you didn't need to see. 0.99

01:39:01.000 Right. 0.99

01:39:02.000 And now they even cut it down. 0.99

01:39:03.000 They got Crow Cop against fucking... 0.99

01:39:05.000 The Russian, I've been watching some fights. 0.99

01:39:08.000 Yeah.

01:39:08.000 Oh, my head's almost exploded.

01:39:13.000 Not to mention, you know, you got the round table with Jay. 0.99

01:39:17.000 You got, you know, late night fucking UFC reloaded, which those are fucking lightning quick. 0.79

01:39:24.000 Okay, so let's see the Ben Henderson fight against Frank Yeager's 25th. 0.97

01:39:28.000 It'll be on by the last week of March.

01:39:31.000 Plus, they got the contract on Spike until the end of 2012. So on Wednesdays, you can watch fucking all fights all fucking day. 0.99

01:39:39.000 And you know Spike, anything that fucking FX does now, they counter it. 0.99

01:39:42.000 Like this week, they had all of Rashad's fights. 1.00

01:39:45.000 Believe it or not, a couple people fucking watched that shit. 1.00

01:39:47.000 I think it's good. 1.00

01:39:48.000 This is good. 0.98

01:39:49.000 I'm fucking happy. 0.99

01:39:50.000 I don't miss a fucking thing. 1.00

01:39:51.000 My DVR is UFC reloaded, UFC tonight. 0.99

01:39:55.000 You know, tonight is the countdown at 6 o'clock fucking Pacific, 9 o'clock Eastern. 0.99

01:39:59.000 They're giving you a ton of fucking MMA. Why you gotta fucking steal something for? 0.99

01:40:03.000 What the fuck you gotta steal something for? 1.00

01:40:05.000 What else can they fucking give you? 0.99

01:40:07.000 On the music tip, what I found for me personally, like with iTunes and Torrance, is not only because people, I mean, the whole industry, the record industry just fell apart, but what's happening, and I know they gotta feel this, but... 0.99

01:40:22.000 I'm buying all my old shit on iTunes.

01:40:26.000 I don't want to pull out the CDs and load them into my computer and then upload them to my iPod. 0.92

01:40:32.000 I just want to get on my phone and I think of a song that I already have for my old record collection. 0.97

01:40:36.000 I'm rebuying all my old shit. 0.96

01:40:38.000 What about that? 1.00

01:40:39.000 I know we're not buying as many CDs, but I think people are buying all the old shit. 0.98

01:40:44.000 I bought Stairway to Heaven about 30 times in my life. 0.98

01:40:47.000 Yeah, there's definitely a few CDs I've bought 10 times.

01:40:50.000 Right?

01:40:50.000 I know you can get it for free somewhere, but people are just like, let me go iTunes 99 cents.

01:40:55.000 Make it so cheap.

01:40:56.000 But you have money.

01:40:58.000 For really poor college kids, they do exactly that, but they go to a ware site or they go to a torrent.

01:41:04.000 Does he even wear sights anymore?

01:41:06.000 It's so cheap, though.

01:41:07.000 It's like 99 cents a song?

01:41:08.000 I mean, that's cheap.

01:41:09.000 Is Led Zeppelin even on iTunes yet? 0.98

01:41:10.000 They finally fucking sit here. 0.97

01:41:12.000 Are they? 0.99

01:41:12.000 Are they on iTunes? 0.99

01:41:12.000 There's a couple bands that still, to this day, they won't go on it. 0.99

01:41:16.000 Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, a couple bands won't go on it.

01:41:19.000 Why not?

01:41:19.000 I don't understand.

01:41:20.000 I don't know.

01:41:20.000 People are weird.

01:41:22.000 You know, those old-school motherfuckers are set in 1970s still. 1.00

01:41:25.000 I think, just like Red Band said, when it's something that you can download illegally, like music or movies or anything, just sell it for as cheap as possible so that you got to sell it so that it's not worth going and downloading. 0.97

01:41:41.000 Well, that's what Louis C.K. did.

01:41:42.000 When Louis C.K. did, he sold his whole special for five bucks.

01:41:45.000 You'll get that money.

01:41:46.000 You'll get that money.

01:41:46.000 I will never spend $180 on a UFC a month, but if I were the option for $20 a month and I got everything, I would do it even if I never watched it.

01:41:56.000 Listen, man, what Louis C.K. did.

01:41:59.000 They get a lot more people.

01:42:01.000 They get a lot more people.

01:42:03.000 You're just so used to a pricing structure that was created by boxing in the 80s because pay-per-view was so amazing back then.

01:42:10.000 What?

01:42:10.000 If you had any idea how much it costs to put on a production, you would understand why you have to charge so much.

01:42:15.000 It's ridiculous.

01:42:16.000 Yeah, but if you had 20 bucks, you'd sell more. 0.96

01:42:18.000 No, you wouldn't.

01:42:18.000 You wouldn't sell enough to compensate.

01:42:21.000 I don't think so.

01:42:21.000 What Louis C.K. did, Joe Rogan, was the most brilliant thing a comedian has done in 20 years.

01:42:26.000 Yeah, he gambled his own money.

01:42:28.000 He's like anonymous.

01:42:29.000 He checked everybody.

01:42:30.000 Yeah, he checked the whole system.

01:42:31.000 Comedy Central got checked.

01:42:32.000 iTunes got checked.

01:42:33.000 By the way, I'm doing the same thing.

01:42:34.000 I'm working it out right now.

01:42:35.000 You have to.

01:42:36.000 I'm thinking about doing it in Atlanta in April.

01:42:38.000 That's my plan.

01:42:39.000 You have to.

01:42:39.000 What, it gave it away for free or something?

01:42:41.000 Five bucks.

01:42:41.000 Five bucks for a DVD. But here's the beauty of it, man.

01:42:45.000 Everybody benefited on this, but nobody benefited as much as the fans.

01:42:49.000 Louie did it for his fans.

01:42:50.000 Five bucks for a download?

01:42:52.000 Is that what it was?

01:42:52.000 Or for the actual hard copy?

01:42:54.000 I think you get a download.

01:42:55.000 Well, that's all you need.

01:42:56.000 That's all you need.

01:42:57.000 That's it.

01:42:58.000 I think you get to download it more than once.

01:42:59.000 Make it so cheap that they can't refuse.

01:43:02.000 What did he make on it?

01:43:03.000 What's the number?

01:43:03.000 Who knows?

01:43:04.000 It was a million dollars after 10 days.

01:43:06.000 And that's the idea of the UFC 20 bucks a month thing.

01:43:08.000 Yeah, I don't think they would do it that way.

01:43:10.000 It's not ready for 20 a month.

01:43:12.000 They're two years, three years away.

01:43:13.000 But I think that a monthly subscription is not a bad idea.

01:43:17.000 That would be pretty cool.

01:43:18.000 Sure.

01:43:19.000 And you get everything.

01:43:19.000 You get the webpage, you get the...

01:43:21.000 What's the club?

01:43:22.000 What's the fight club?

01:43:22.000 Fight club.

01:43:23.000 Fight club.

01:43:23.000 Don't they have a thing that they do that with the NFL? They have NFL packages that you get on DirecTV.

01:43:28.000 Yes.

01:43:28.000 You get all the games.

01:43:29.000 All the games.

01:43:30.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:43:31.000 They make a ton of fucking money. 0.99

01:43:33.000 Well, you know, they came real close to having a UFC channel. 1.00

01:43:36.000 You know, they were going to have a UFC fucking channel at one point in time. 0.82

01:43:38.000 They were thinking about buying like a Spike TV or something along those lines and starting their own channel. 0.89

01:43:43.000 And that might very well be the future.

01:43:45.000 You know, who knows?

01:43:45.000 After they're done with the Fox deal or they might do it with Fox or, you know, who knows how all this comes together.

01:43:51.000 You know, the Fox things are strange, man.

01:43:53.000 It's the same, but it's not the same.

01:43:55.000 It's the same, but there's like all this extra talking. 0.86

01:43:58.000 You know, I see all this sitting around the desk and all this shit, and I watched it, and I was like, I feel like, you know, the way we did it Spike style, they could slide in another fight.

01:44:06.000 You know, there's some badass fights in that undercard, man. 0.92

01:44:09.000 You know, they could have slid in that Charles Oliveira.

01:44:11.000 Cub Swanson.

01:44:12.000 Cub Swanson knockout, yeah. 1.00

01:44:13.000 Fucking a ton of shit that we could have slid in there. 1.00

01:44:15.000 Yeah, they could have slid something in there instead of everybody talking. 1.00

01:44:18.000 I would rather not talk other than, you know, I mean, look, everybody knows what it is. 0.97

01:44:21.000 I'll hype it up in the beginning and everything like that, but I want to get that fucking walk-in going. 0.98

01:44:24.000 Let's go, baby. 0.99

01:44:25.000 Let's go.

01:44:25.000 You know, I can hype everything up plenty while these dudes are walking into the octagon.

01:44:29.000 I can answer any questions or propose any possible scenarios. 0.99

01:44:32.000 I just want the fucking fight to take place. 0.99

01:44:34.000 I say the less talking, the better. 1.00

01:44:36.000 But I think they're used to, like, desks and shit. 0.99

01:44:39.000 Fox is used to, like, dudes with paper in front of them. 0.99

01:44:41.000 They love it.

01:44:43.000 It's crazy listening to the Super Bowl music with UFC. They get mad.

01:44:51.000 That's not Super Bowl music.

01:44:52.000 That's Fox Sports music.

01:44:54.000 Well, that's the music you hear.

01:44:56.000 They get all crazy.

01:44:58.000 By the way, Joe Diaz, your special is $5.

01:45:00.000 Yes.

01:45:00.000 We should mention that.

01:45:01.000 Yes, but let me tell you something.

01:45:02.000 The first card...

01:45:04.000 It's me or the priest, right?

01:45:05.000 Yes, it's either you or the priest.

01:45:06.000 The first card...

01:45:07.000 How do they get that?

01:45:09.000 Payloads.

01:45:10.000 But hold on.

01:45:10.000 Payloads what?

01:45:11.000 I like the UFC, bro, and I like what they do.

01:45:14.000 As a fan, I like what they do.

01:45:15.000 I really like everything about it. 0.99

01:45:16.000 You know, when I watch fucking Showtime... 0.99

01:45:19.000 I gotta lower the fucking volume, okay? 0.99

01:45:21.000 And when I watch Fox, I don't mind Kenny Florian there. 1.00

01:45:24.000 The other guy's like a miniature fucking Joe Rogan with his little haircut and his little fucking suit. 0.99

01:45:28.000 He looks like Joe Rogan on News Radio. 1.00

01:45:30.000 He looks like Joe Rogan on News Radio. 0.99

01:45:32.000 All he needs is a pointy fucking sideburns, right? 0.99

01:45:35.000 But it's so weird that... 1.00

01:45:37.000 What the fuck was I talking about? 0.99

01:45:38.000 Anyway. 0.99

01:45:38.000 Who knows? 0.99

01:45:39.000 The first Fox fight was a fucking nightmare. 0.99

01:45:43.000 We went to it. 0.99

01:45:44.000 You were kind enough to give myself and Eddie tickets.

01:45:47.000 First off, the fight started at 6. Nothing happened until 6.40.

01:45:50.000 That's too much, Joe Rogan.

01:45:51.000 I can't sit there for 40 minutes when I'm psyched up.

01:45:54.000 Everybody else is talking. 1.00

01:45:55.000 At least now, they're giving you three fucking fights. 1.00

01:45:58.000 Especially. 0.99

01:45:58.000 Live. 0.99

01:45:59.000 40 minutes we sat there.

01:46:00.000 No national anthem.

01:46:01.000 No peanuts. 1.00

01:46:02.000 Nobody get down here and give you a fucking drink. 0.99

01:46:04.000 We didn't know what to do. 1.00

01:46:05.000 You can't get up.

01:46:06.000 You can't pee. 1.00

01:46:07.000 We don't know when the fucking next fight is. 0.99

01:46:09.000 Yeah, they didn't treat it the way we always treat a regular live event. 0.97

01:46:12.000 But the last two have been tremendous.

01:46:12.000 This last one was beautiful.

01:46:14.000 I taped the Fox thing.

01:46:16.000 But isn't it crazy that the main fights, except for the Bisping Summit fight, which is pretty exciting, the main fights weren't as exciting as the fights in the undercard.

01:46:24.000 You know?

01:46:25.000 Bro, it's the Curse of Fox.

01:46:26.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:46:27.000 You don't have to crawl.

01:46:29.000 The Curse of Fox.

01:46:31.000 No, it'll be fine.

01:46:31.000 Look, that FX fight.

01:46:32.000 That Melvin Gallard, Jim Miller fight.

01:46:34.000 That was tremendous.

01:46:35.000 That was tremendous.

01:46:35.000 That was bad.

01:46:36.000 Jim Miller's a fucking animal, dude. 1.00

01:46:39.000 Jim Miller's an animal. 1.00

01:46:40.000 Goddamn that dude. 1.00

01:46:41.000 Dude, Melvin was lighting him up. 0.99

01:46:43.000 He was.

01:46:43.000 We've never seen Jim Miller.

01:46:44.000 He caught him with some shots.

01:46:45.000 Yeah.

01:46:46.000 Jim Miller can take it, though, man.

01:46:47.000 He can take it.

01:46:48.000 And the way he took that back, woo!

01:46:50.000 He dove on that back mount, man.

01:46:52.000 I've always been scary from those guys from that side of the woods in Jersey. 0.99

01:46:56.000 They come out to Creedence Clearwater and shit like that. 0.98

01:47:01.000 Close to Pennsylvania. 1.00

01:47:02.000 Those motherfuckers will kill you, dog. 1.00

01:47:04.000 That other side of New Jersey. 1.00

01:47:06.000 That's the woods.

01:47:07.000 I love it.

01:47:07.000 You might as well be living in Tennessee.

01:47:09.000 You might as well be living in Georgia. 0.94

01:47:11.000 There's good people over there. 0.99

01:47:12.000 Yeah, that's fucking different. 0.98

01:47:13.000 He hunts all the time. 1.00

01:47:14.000 Wyckoff, wherever the fuck he's from. 1.00

01:47:15.000 Yeah, that's a different angle over there. 0.99

01:47:17.000 Yeah, Jim Miller's a hunter.

01:47:18.000 You don't think of that when you think of Jersey, like outdoorsmen hunters.

01:47:22.000 No, that's a... 0.99

01:47:22.000 You got the Jersey Shore, you got those crazy fucking mountain men, and you got Northern New Jersey. 0.99

01:47:26.000 That's it. 0.99

01:47:27.000 You got Millburn.

01:47:28.000 Yeah, totally different. 0.99

01:47:29.000 Three different fucking continents in one. 0.99

01:47:31.000 The Jersey Shore, they're just passing off VD. Dude, I just started watching Jersey Shore, and I fucking love it. 0.99

01:47:41.000 Snooki and Dina? 0.98

01:47:43.000 Oh my God.

01:47:44.000 You love it for real?

01:47:46.000 I'm addicted to it!

01:47:47.000 Why? 1.00

01:47:48.000 Because they're so retarded! 1.00

01:47:51.000 I love watching... 0.99

01:47:53.000 I mean, Snooki and Dina are female versions of Beavis and Butthead. 1.00

01:47:58.000 And they're like, for real!

01:48:00.000 They're actually alive!

01:48:02.000 You know, it's not animation.

01:48:04.000 These are real people!

01:48:05.000 No, but Eddie, they're set up...

01:48:08.000 It's fake reality.

01:48:09.000 Whatever.

01:48:10.000 Sometimes.

01:48:11.000 Well, whatever it is.

01:48:12.000 Hold on.

01:48:13.000 Did you see Snooki get punched? 1.00

01:48:15.000 That shit was not fake. 1.00

01:48:16.000 That was real. 1.00

01:48:17.000 That was what?

01:48:17.000 Season one or season two?

01:48:19.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:48:19.000 But the majority of the shit now is like, hey, we're going to put Snooki inside this barbershop, and this barbershop's super gay because we casted him gay, and it's just going to be ridiculous. 0.99

01:48:28.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:48:28.000 It's completely fake. 1.00

01:48:29.000 And you know what's even worse about the whole fucking Jersey Shore thing? 0.99

01:48:32.000 It's that new movie, Three Stooges. 0.98

01:48:34.000 This is a classic franchise that's been rebooted. 0.99

01:48:38.000 In the trailer, fucking Snooki's in it. 0.99

01:48:40.000 I love Snooki. 1.00

01:48:41.000 This is disturbingly disgusting.

01:48:43.000 I love her.

01:48:44.000 I just want her to talk.

01:48:45.000 Her and Dina?

01:48:46.000 Oh my god.

01:48:47.000 I don't know who Dina is. 1.00

01:48:47.000 Dina's her best friend. 1.00

01:48:49.000 She's amazing.

01:48:50.000 She's amazing.

01:48:52.000 It's incredible. 0.98

01:48:54.000 All they do every episode is, there's gonna be a part in the episode where they're all getting ready to go out and they're all doing their fucking hair and putting on their makeup. 1.00

01:49:03.000 They go to Karma and it's the same shit. 0.99

01:49:05.000 You know what's crazy about it is, they are so retarded that you would think with all the cameras, with all the cameras and all their fame, That they would have girls crawling all over them. 1.00

01:49:19.000 The girls would? 0.99

01:49:20.000 You would think the guys would have girls crawling all over them. 1.00

01:49:25.000 But it's not what you think.

01:49:26.000 It's like girls don't want to go back to that house and be on TV. They gotta get fucked! 1.00

01:49:31.000 Not only are they going to get fucked, they're going to look like losers. 1.00

01:49:34.000 Yeah, it's incredible. 1.00

01:49:35.000 They go out and sometimes they don't get pussy. 1.00

01:49:38.000 They got cameras all over them and they're super famous and they have fucking bad nights and the girls are banging on like regular fucking Skeezes that they've been banging for a long time. 1.00

01:49:51.000 They're incredible. 0.60

01:49:52.000 What do you think about Big Edge, though?

01:49:54.000 You know what?

01:49:55.000 As good as Jersey Shore is, the best show on TV. Nothing fucks with Mob Wives, dude. 1.00

01:50:02.000 If you haven't watched Mob Wives, go fuck yourself. 1.00

01:50:05.000 That is the... 1.00

01:50:06.000 You watch it, right?

01:50:08.000 You watch it many times.

01:50:09.000 You know, the problem is I knew too many of those women. 0.99

01:50:12.000 Those women that, like, knew guys that were, like, in and they would, like, fucking threaten you. 1.00

01:50:19.000 I'll fucking make one phone call right now! 1.00

01:50:21.000 These bitches are just fighting each other every episode. 1.00

01:50:25.000 They want... 1.00

01:50:25.000 And they have money. 1.00

01:50:27.000 They're in their 40s.

01:50:28.000 You would think they would have some class. 1.00

01:50:30.000 But they're like, fuck you! 1.00

01:50:31.000 The last episode... 1.00

01:50:32.000 You need to go on their Twitters.

01:50:34.000 Oh, yeah, I do.

01:50:34.000 I follow all of them.

01:50:35.000 The one mother's wife, the one who's divorced, and she keeps calling her ex-husband.

01:50:38.000 This man disrespected me.

01:50:39.000 Which one?

01:50:40.000 The ex-husband will show up. 1.00

01:50:40.000 The fat one with the big head. 1.00

01:50:42.000 Oh. 1.00

01:50:43.000 Oh, wait a minute.

01:50:43.000 The big Ralphie Mae head.

01:50:44.000 Is her husband out of jail or in jail?

01:50:46.000 Her husband divorced her.

01:50:48.000 I don't know.

01:50:48.000 I think he was about to go to jail again.

01:50:49.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:50:50.000 That's Renee.

01:50:51.000 He's Puerto Rican.

01:50:55.000 How's he in the mob?

01:50:56.000 He's Puerto Rican.

01:50:57.000 Her father.

01:50:58.000 They're saying that she married or he married Renee to get into the mob.

01:51:04.000 That's what they're saying.

01:51:06.000 They're accusing her of that.

01:51:07.000 His name is Hector Junior.

01:51:10.000 Really? 0.99

01:51:10.000 How many fucking Italians do you know their name is Hector? 0.99

01:51:13.000 Yeah, he's cute. 0.99

01:51:14.000 But what happened was, remember we had this discussion the other day.

01:51:16.000 I read her Twitter. 1.00

01:51:17.000 Staten Island was a fucking garbage dump run by the fucking Indians. 1.00

01:51:21.000 That's where they put the Indians after they threw them out of New York. 1.00

01:51:23.000 Then they decided, fuck, we got this property over there. 1.00

01:51:25.000 Let's build on fucking Staten Island with garbage. 1.00

01:51:28.000 Todd Hill. 1.00

01:51:29.000 So it was all just garbage? 0.99

01:51:30.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:51:30.000 It used to... 0.99

01:51:31.000 Half of it was a dump.

01:51:32.000 That's why when you're driving...

01:51:33.000 I mean, bro, it's 20 minutes from Jersey that way.

01:51:35.000 That's when they give you...

01:51:36.000 I'll tell you what.

01:51:37.000 Staten Island, to me, when I used to do gigs in New York, Staten Island had the most unfriendly environment.

01:51:44.000 Yes.

01:51:44.000 There was one club on Staten Island.

01:51:46.000 Grandpa's.

01:51:47.000 Grandpa's.

01:51:47.000 That was...

01:51:47.000 Al Lewis's joint.

01:51:49.000 They wouldn't give you a seat for your girlfriend. 1.00

01:51:51.000 You would show up with your girlfriend.

01:51:53.000 They would like, can she sit down in the back?

01:51:55.000 No.

01:51:56.000 Your seats are for customers.

01:51:57.000 Like, wow.

01:51:58.000 Like, your performers, like, they don't even have, like, a little site, a little spot where the performer can sit down or your girlfriend can sit down. 1.00

01:52:04.000 Like, they would want you to, you know, go stand outside, stupid. 1.00

01:52:08.000 You're not a part of the show. 1.00

01:52:09.000 It was just a weird vibe.

01:52:11.000 Listen, I went to St. Nile one time because I got sick and tired of going to Harlem. 0.98

01:52:14.000 If they caught you getting weed in Harlem on the way back from Jersey, they would confiscate your car because you were interstate transporting over federal lines.

01:52:22.000 Those bridges in that tunnel, yeah, they're cute.

01:52:24.000 But if they catch you bringing drugs over, your car gets confiscated.

01:52:29.000 Yeah, that's how it is in California, too.

01:52:30.000 So that's what happened there.

01:52:33.000 So you had to go in through the George Washington and come back to Lincoln Tunnel.

01:52:37.000 After every day, you get sick of going over there for weed.

01:52:39.000 They said the Jamaicans had gone to Staten Island, okay?

01:52:42.000 There's a Jamaican neighborhood in Staten Island.

01:52:44.000 They sell the best.

01:52:45.000 So one day in 94, me and my buddy go over there.

01:52:48.000 No biggie.

01:52:49.000 We drive in. 0.97

01:52:50.000 We're looking for black people. 1.00

01:52:51.000 We can't fucking find them. 1.00

01:52:52.000 We can't find no dreads. 1.00

01:52:54.000 I can't smell no fucking incense. 0.99

01:52:55.000 I can't do nothing. 0.99

01:52:57.000 And all of a sudden, what do I see? 0.99

01:52:58.000 I see 20 fucking Guidos on a corner with white t-shirts on, with white shoes on, pinky rings, the whole thing. 0.98

01:53:05.000 I pull up, you know, at the light, and they're like, who are you looking for? 0.99

01:53:09.000 Nothing.

01:53:09.000 We're looking for a little better.

01:53:10.000 Pull over.

01:53:11.000 Pull over.

01:53:11.000 Come on over here.

01:53:12.000 Before you know, I had 20 Italians around me.

01:53:13.000 Yeah, what are you looking for?

01:53:14.000 I want a 20. All right, park the fucking car and go into the fucking pizza place, and somebody will come up. 1.00

01:53:21.000 Okay. 1.00

01:53:21.000 I parked the car with my buddy. 1.00

01:53:22.000 You know what?

01:53:23.000 I'm hungry.

01:53:23.000 I go to the pizza place.

01:53:25.000 Guy comes in.

01:53:25.000 What do you want?

01:53:26.000 I want a 20. Okay.

01:53:28.000 Listen, from now on, when you come over here, you see fucking whatever his name was, Angelo. 0.99

01:53:32.000 Okay? 0.99

01:53:32.000 You ask for Angelo. 0.99

01:53:33.000 No problem.

01:53:34.000 Okay.

01:53:35.000 One day it snows.

01:53:36.000 A month later, you know what?

01:53:37.000 I don't want to go into the city.

01:53:38.000 Let's go into Staten Island real quick.

01:53:40.000 The weed wasn't bad.

01:53:41.000 I pull up.

01:53:42.000 I don't see Angelo.

01:53:43.000 I don't see nobody. 1.00

01:53:44.000 I see 20 fucking guineas. 0.98

01:53:45.000 I don't know none of them. 0.99

01:53:46.000 I pull over.

01:53:47.000 I go in the pizza place.

01:53:49.000 Within 15 minutes, I had 15 Italians in there.

01:53:51.000 Three of them were bats.

01:53:53.000 What are you doing here?

01:53:54.000 Disrespecting.

01:53:55.000 We told you when you come up here, you got to see Angelo.

01:53:57.000 You weren't asking for Louie.

01:53:58.000 I didn't ask for nobody. 1.00

01:53:59.000 I asked for a fucking slice of pizza. 0.99

01:54:01.000 It was an hour and a half drama to get a $20 bag of wheat. 1.00

01:54:05.000 Where's the weed?

01:54:05.000 You know what a weed is?

01:54:06.000 I don't know what a weed is.

01:54:07.000 You know what a weed is?

01:54:08.000 And I was like, you know what?

01:54:10.000 It was too much for me, bro.

01:54:12.000 That angry Italian... 1.00

01:54:12.000 It was too much for me. 1.00

01:54:13.000 It was just too much.

01:54:14.000 Staten Island vibes, a bad vibe.

01:54:16.000 The pizza was delicious.

01:54:17.000 The bread was delicious.

01:54:18.000 Everything was great.

01:54:19.000 But I never went back over there.

01:54:21.000 And that's what I see when I watch my wife. 1.00

01:54:23.000 There's spots like that.

01:54:24.000 Still alive.

01:54:24.000 It's not comfortable.

01:54:25.000 Who you with?

01:54:26.000 That's the first thing they ask you.

01:54:27.000 And this is why he wants you a good father, too.

01:54:30.000 Godfather, too.

01:54:31.000 Who you with?

01:54:32.000 That's the first thing they ask you.

01:54:34.000 I'm not with nobody.

01:54:35.000 I can't with any...

01:54:35.000 No, no!

01:54:36.000 We don't know no Eddie Bravo.

01:54:37.000 Who you with? 0.98

01:54:37.000 And that was not, by the way, reinforced by all those shitty mob movies. 0.98

01:54:40.000 You know, so many people got into it. 0.97

01:54:42.000 Exactly.

01:54:42.000 Bronx Tale and all these different...

01:54:44.000 Bronx Tale wasn't bad.

01:54:45.000 Living with Godfather 2. It wasn't bad, but I think the vibe of it...

01:54:48.000 Godfather 2 was the greatest movie of all time.

01:54:49.000 They were all great movies.

01:54:50.000 You know nothing.

01:54:50.000 There's a great...

01:54:51.000 A bunch of them.

01:54:52.000 Listen, let me tell you something.

01:54:53.000 Godfather 2, and I forgot to tell you something. 0.99

01:54:54.000 It's better than the fucking... 0.99

01:54:56.000 It's the first movie ever. 0.99

01:54:57.000 That's better than the first one. 0.97

01:54:58.000 Not to me, because Marlon Brando is rock over fucking everything. 0.98

01:55:03.000 You know what I'm saying? 0.98

01:55:04.000 He's rocking. 1.00

01:55:04.000 When he told that motherfucker at the table that, you know what? 1.00

01:55:08.000 I do of all this situation here. 1.00

01:55:09.000 My son has to come back. 1.00

01:55:11.000 But if for some unfortunate fucking situation he should be struck by a bolt of lightning or he should be hung in his fucking jail cell, I will blame the people at this table. 1.00

01:55:21.000 And that I will not fucking forgive. 1.00

01:55:24.000 That's the greatest speech at the top of the album. 1.00

01:55:26.000 The problem is every stupid douchebag wants to be that guy. 1.00

01:55:31.000 No, Marlon Brando was beautiful. 1.00

01:55:32.000 The fucking studio didn't even want him. 0.99

01:55:34.000 Listen, Marlon Brando was the first man ever. 1.00

01:55:38.000 Marlon Brando was one of my idols because he told Hollywood to suck his dick. 1.00

01:55:42.000 I think he told a lot of men to suck his dick. 1.00

01:55:44.000 Yeah, he did. 1.00

01:55:45.000 I think I have a photo of it. 1.00

01:55:47.000 He went down to Mutiny on the Bounty and bought a fucking island. 0.99

01:55:51.000 Nobody's ever bought an island. 1.00

01:55:52.000 Nobody's ever been that fucking quick. 0.98

01:55:54.000 Tyler Perry. 0.97

01:55:55.000 After now.

01:55:56.000 But this was 1970. It was a motherfucker. 1.00

01:55:59.000 And then impregnated half the women on that island. 1.00

01:56:01.000 All of them are named Marlon. 1.00

01:56:02.000 Every fucking kid on that island is Marlon Brando. 0.99

01:56:04.000 That was part of living on the island. 1.00

01:56:05.000 You gotta suck my dick. 1.00

01:56:06.000 Where was this island? 1.00

01:56:07.000 It was off the fucking coast of Hawaii. 0.99

01:56:09.000 Wherever he shot that thing. 0.99

01:56:11.000 Island of Dr. Moreau. 0.99

01:56:12.000 Bro, Warner Brothers went down there, whoever the fucking people were, and looked at the tapes. 0.98

01:56:15.000 And they're like, what is this? 0.99

01:56:16.000 You're shooting birds and pigeons?

01:56:18.000 Where you been from? 1.00

01:56:19.000 Where the fuck have you been for the last month? 1.00

01:56:21.000 He's like, dog, I've been fucking these Hawaiian chicks up the ass. 1.00

01:56:23.000 I'm having a great fucking time. 1.00

01:56:25.000 Saw him when the Godfather came along. 0.99

01:56:27.000 They didn't want him. 1.00

01:56:27.000 They're like, this guy wasted millions of fucking dollars. 1.00

01:56:30.000 Yeah, put that up here. 0.99

01:56:31.000 Put that up here, Brian.

01:56:32.000 Yeah, you sure?

01:56:33.000 Yeah, put that up. 0.90

01:56:34.000 Put that up.

01:56:35.000 Look at this.

01:56:35.000 Oh, you can't do it on Ustream, right?

01:56:37.000 Oh, sorry. 0.99

01:56:38.000 But if you just Google Marlon Brando sucking dick, it's actually an artistic shot that Marlon did. 1.00

01:56:42.000 Yeah, he really sucked the cock. 1.00

01:56:43.000 But artistic with two quotations. 1.00

01:56:45.000 That's how deep the motherfucker was. 0.99

01:56:46.000 And he doesn't even look that fat back then. 1.00

01:56:48.000 Nice. 1.00

01:56:48.000 That sperm kills the fucking sperm. 1.00

01:56:50.000 Listen, I got a boogie with stew. 1.00

01:56:51.000 I love you, cocksucker. 1.00

01:56:52.000 I just want. 0.99

01:56:52.000 I'll see you Thursday night. 0.99

01:56:53.000 I gotta go for my knee at 6 up at the Bob Hope fucking center to get everything in shape. 0.98

01:56:58.000 Don't forget payloads. 1.00

01:56:59.000 Don't forget fucking Vegas. 1.00

01:57:01.000 I'm gonna fucking kill you motherfuckers this week. 1.00

01:57:03.000 Eddie Bravo. 1.00

01:57:04.000 Don't forget the Sandy Bravo gift for his fucking kid on Twitter. 1.00

01:57:07.000 Send it to... 1.00

01:57:08.000 Oh, some guy emailed me. 0.99

01:57:09.000 They bought you a camera, cocksucker, so I want 10 points. 1.00

01:57:13.000 I want a lens. 0.98

01:57:14.000 They bought you a camera. 1.00

01:57:15.000 I want a fucking lens, cop. 1.00

01:57:17.000 See you Thursday, brother. 0.99

01:57:18.000 And Friday night, we're going to have a good time.

01:57:20.000 House of Blues, Vegas, Mandalay Bay, Duncan Trussell, Joe Diaz, me, the whole pile. 0.98

01:57:26.000 One more thing I wanted to talk about before we get out of here, because this is pretty fucking fascinating shit. 0.97

01:57:30.000 You know, we talked about the problem in the ocean, that big pile of plastic that they have. 0.99

01:57:36.000 Yeah, the garbage patch.

01:57:38.000 They just found a mushroom in the Amazon that eats indestructible plastics.

01:57:42.000 Wow. 0.99

01:57:43.000 Yeah, it's pretty fucking nuts, man. 0.98

01:57:46.000 So we're going to throw a bunch of mushrooms on it, and then the water's going to be all trippy, and we're all going to die. 0.99

01:57:50.000 It eats polyurethane, man.

01:57:52.000 The mushroom is called petalopteopsis microspora.

01:58:04.000 Pestilopsis.

01:58:19.000 It's spelled P-E-S-T-A-L-O-T-I-O-P-S-I-S. Micro S-P-O-R-A. So it's a resident of the Ecuadorian rainforest and was discovered by a group of student researchers led by molecular biochemistry professor Scott Strobel as a part of Yale's annual rainforest expedition and laboratory You know, they go down there, man.

01:58:45.000 They have these scientists and these researchers go down there, and every now and then they'll find some fucking crazy shit. 0.99

01:58:51.000 There's like all sorts of medicines that have come out of the rainforest, incredible psychedelic drugs, all kinds of nutty fucking things, and they're chewing that bitch up every day. 0.99

01:58:59.000 So the mushroom like disintegrates the plastics, or what's it do? 0.98

01:59:03.000 It eats it.

01:59:04.000 It's the first fungus species.

01:59:07.000 Mushrooms have mouths? 1.00

01:59:08.000 Mushrooms absorb things.

01:59:12.000 It's like karma-free living, the way mushrooms live. 1.00

01:59:15.000 They literally live in shit. 1.00

01:59:17.000 They live the most humble life possible. 1.00

01:59:19.000 But it's a living organism.

01:59:21.000 It's the first fungus species to be able to survive exclusively on polyurethane. 0.99

01:59:29.000 So it lives on fucking indestructible plastic. 0.92

01:59:32.000 And more importantly, it's able to do that in anaerobic conditions, meaning the same conditions found in the bottom of landfills. 0.96

01:59:39.000 And this makes this fungus a prime candidate for bioremediation projects that could finally provide an alternative to just burying plastic and hoping for the best.

01:59:51.000 I wonder how long the process takes.

01:59:53.000 Are we talking about 30 years?

01:59:54.000 Probably a billion years, but at least it's better than what the plan's now. 0.99

01:59:58.000 Now they need to find some shit that eats nuclear waste. 1.00

02:00:01.000 It's probably in the Amazon. 1.00

02:00:02.000 It's probably a frog.

02:00:03.000 It's probably Snooki.

02:00:04.000 It's a frog. 0.99

02:00:05.000 They're going to give it this frog, it's going to eat nuclear waste, and then it's going to become fucking Godzilla. 0.99

02:00:09.000 Oh no! 0.99

02:00:11.000 There goes Tokyo!

02:00:12.000 Go, go, Godzilla! 0.98

02:00:14.000 Denny Propagos, do you want to step up to the mic?

02:00:15.000 Do you want to be on the podcast here, son?

02:00:17.000 This is our boy Denny.

02:00:19.000 We've known Denny since he was a little child, since he was a small boy, and now he's a black belt world champion.

02:00:25.000 First 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu black belt.

02:00:27.000 The viewers have been looking at his feet for the last two hours.

02:00:29.000 They are sexy feet.

02:00:30.000 Headphones.

02:00:31.000 Headphones, son.

02:00:32.000 So everybody knows that you know what you sound like.

02:00:35.000 At the Gracie Nationals this past Sunday, not only did 10th Planet get the first place team title for the Gracie Nationals, but Danny also got first place in his division, tapping out two black belts.

02:00:49.000 He twisted a Joe Moreira black belt, and he guillotined UFC star Nam Phan in 29 seconds.

02:00:57.000 Danny had a...

02:00:57.000 He capped off an epic...

02:01:02.000 Day for 10th Planet.

02:01:03.000 That was a flying guillotine?

02:01:04.000 You got a flying one?

02:01:05.000 Jumped up?

02:01:06.000 No, no, no, no.

02:01:07.000 He shot in for a single leg on my right leg and I just wrapped his neck and I drove my hips in. 1.00

02:01:13.000 He fell back.

02:01:14.000 I hooked his right leg with a triangle, stepped over with my right leg, crossed my feet, arched my hips, looked up.

02:01:20.000 Nice.

02:01:21.000 It was amazing, man.

02:01:24.000 Geething is nasty.

02:01:25.000 Yeah, we've known Denny since...

02:01:26.000 What were you like?

02:01:27.000 A purple belt when you started training with Eddie?

02:01:28.000 Blue belt? 0.69

02:01:29.000 Blue.

02:01:29.000 Blue belt?

02:01:30.000 Yeah.

02:01:31.000 14 or 15. Actually, no.

02:01:32.000 I started training with Eddie when I was an orange belt.

02:01:36.000 So that's like little kids, right?

02:01:37.000 Yeah, I was 15. Damn. 0.99

02:01:39.000 Wow. 1.00

02:01:40.000 Tell him about our first private lesson.

02:01:43.000 He lives in San Francisco.

02:01:44.000 He's been there the whole time.

02:01:45.000 I'm in LA. I had just opened up.

02:01:48.000 I had my first school open for maybe two years and I'll never forget.

02:01:53.000 I'll never forget when it was after a tournament me and a couple well-known jujitsu players were in the parking lot smoking some weed in our car and here's this little kid like two cars away just Standing there, looking at us.

02:02:07.000 And we're like trying to hide the weed.

02:02:08.000 Like, oh no, there's a kid there.

02:02:09.000 Hide the weed.

02:02:10.000 We're like hiding the weed and he knew exactly what we were doing.

02:02:13.000 And then we...

02:02:14.000 But he lives in San Francisco.

02:02:16.000 Yeah, he drove down for the tournament.

02:02:17.000 It's different.

02:02:18.000 San Francisco kids learn about weed when they're three.

02:02:21.000 Dude.

02:02:21.000 That's been legal there for like 30 years.

02:02:23.000 Yeah, nobody gives a fuck. 0.97

02:02:24.000 The first time I got offered to smoke was I was in fourth grade. 0.85

02:02:29.000 So tell us about tell us about your first experience with like remember your birthday and all that kind of stuff oh yeah so for was it my my 15th birthday my brother and I we were gonna go down to this Greek convention it was like this Greek dancing thing and I'm like all right I want to I want to take it private with Eddie you know and He taught me the rubber guard.

02:02:54.000 Back then, he actually taught me London and taught me the invisible collar, the basic path, and taught me some twister stuff, taught me the meat hook, and I basically went back and all the stuff, I videotaped it.

02:03:07.000 He had his brother drive down from San Francisco.

02:03:10.000 Yeah.

02:03:11.000 So it was pretty cool.

02:03:12.000 So that was pretty crazy.

02:03:13.000 I had this kid, and I usually don't do privates, but this kid shows up, and I'm like, you know what?

02:03:18.000 I like to save all my energy for my group classes.

02:03:21.000 I really don't have energy for privates.

02:03:24.000 Really, just rarely do I give them.

02:03:26.000 And he comes down, you know, this 15-year-old kid, drove all the way from Frisco.

02:03:30.000 I'm like, okay.

02:03:31.000 And he ended up...

02:03:33.000 I knew right there, right there.

02:03:34.000 I knew that this guy...

02:03:36.000 There was something special about him.

02:03:37.000 I knew that, I mean, if he's willing to drive all the way down from San Francisco to take a private, that he's down for life.

02:03:44.000 This guy was...

02:03:45.000 Yeah, that's the most important thing that anyone could ever show.

02:03:48.000 It's just, if you want to be successful at something, you have to be really fucking dedicated to it.

02:03:53.000 Really dedicated. 0.64

02:03:55.000 And doing something like that, come all the way down from San Francisco, that shows you.

02:03:58.000 And it never waver, because even to this day, to this day, I'm not just saying this.

02:04:03.000 To this day, he's definitely the most decorated 10th planet...

02:04:07.000 Competitor.

02:04:08.000 Yeah, he's won the most titles.

02:04:11.000 He's competed the most at the highest levels in straight grappling.

02:04:15.000 I have guys that have done MMA and they've done well, like Scott Epstein and all.

02:04:19.000 But at pure grappling, Denny has done the most.

02:04:22.000 And it's because he...

02:04:24.000 He drills and practices way more than anybody I know.

02:04:29.000 I mean, he's a jujitsu fanatic.

02:04:32.000 Not only does...

02:04:33.000 Like yesterday, we're rolling.

02:04:35.000 We're rolling. 0.99

02:04:36.000 And every move, every little trick I had, even the latest shit, the latest tricks, he would call it out. 0.99

02:04:43.000 He would tell me what I was thinking. 0.98

02:04:45.000 Nobody can do that.

02:04:46.000 Nobody can break down the 10th planet system like Denny.

02:04:50.000 Tell me exactly how I'm planning to trick him.

02:04:53.000 I've never had anybody do that.

02:04:54.000 He was calling everything out. 0.97

02:04:55.000 It was fucking me up. 1.00

02:04:56.000 Like, holy shit, this guy's reading my mind. 0.99

02:04:58.000 He studies the 10th planet system like no one else, and he studies all the new games that are coming up, like all the 50-50 stuff, all the leg lock, all the latest stuff that the Brazilians are coming up with, like Rafael Mendes and Cobrina, all the Spiral and De La Jiva. 0.99

02:05:14.000 This guy, he studies it like he has OCD. He's just obsessed.

02:05:20.000 He's focused.

02:05:21.000 It's so important to be around people like that.

02:05:24.000 In life, there's always people that are willing to take things to another level, that are learning quicker than everybody else, that have more passion.

02:05:30.000 It's so important.

02:05:32.000 And it rubs off on his students.

02:05:34.000 Check this out.

02:05:36.000 I had maybe about seven or eight of my schools compete at the tournament.

02:05:39.000 And his school, the San Francisco school, by far did the best.

02:05:43.000 They were 12 in 1. He had four guys competing.

02:05:46.000 12 in 1. And the one loss was in the finals.

02:05:50.000 It was like a 30 minute match.

02:05:52.000 37 minute match.

02:05:54.000 And the guy lost, but it was incredible.

02:05:55.000 He didn't even tap.

02:05:56.000 He went to sleep.

02:05:57.000 That's incredible though.

02:05:58.000 37 minutes.

02:05:58.000 That's amazing.

02:05:59.000 I mean, he's got incredible students, like future stars, like Adam Sachnoff, we call him Big Red.

02:06:04.000 Adam Sachnoff is 230 pounds.

02:06:07.000 His rubber guard is insane.

02:06:09.000 And he's got black belt level guillotines and Darces and Japanese necktie.

02:06:15.000 And then Mike Hillebrand and Travis.

02:06:19.000 Travis Magalette, yeah.

02:06:21.000 He's got some crazy students.

02:06:23.000 And by the way, if you're in San Francisco, Danny, how did they find your place?

02:06:26.000 Because a lot of people already come to your place because of the podcast, right?

02:06:28.000 Yes, yes, yes.

02:06:30.000 Your podcast has helped.

02:06:31.000 Thank you very much.

02:06:32.000 I really appreciate that.

02:06:33.000 How did they get there?

02:06:34.000 We're on 333 Valencia Street, Suite 100, inside Valencia Street Muscle, the gym.

02:06:40.000 And my website is 10thplanetjujitsusf.com.

02:06:44.000 And for folks who, you know, look, I get emails, I get Twitter messages all the time saying, thank you, I started doing jiu-jitsu because of the podcast.

02:06:52.000 For people who think you can't do it, if your body works, you can do it, alright?

02:06:56.000 You don't have to go in there and jump in there with killers.

02:06:59.000 You take beginning classes, you learn some technique, and it's fun.

02:07:02.000 And you know what, man?

02:07:04.000 You just gotta be able to be tapped out.

02:07:06.000 When you get tapped out, just tap.

02:07:07.000 Just tap and go right back in and figure out what you did wrong and learn.

02:07:11.000 And it is a vehicle for developing your whole life.

02:07:14.000 All martial arts are.

02:07:16.000 When you get through difficult things, a lot of people never physically get pushed.

02:07:20.000 They don't.

02:07:21.000 They don't understand what it feels like.

02:07:22.000 They don't understand what it's like to really exert yourself and to try hard and to grow and accomplish.

02:07:29.000 To accomplish something, to learn some new techniques, to develop and advance.

02:07:33.000 It's so important for everything that you do.

02:07:35.000 When you get really good at something as difficult as jujitsu, it makes everything in your life better.

02:07:40.000 And when we say anybody can do it, that's not a sales pitch.

02:07:44.000 Anybody can do it.

02:07:45.000 Little girls, little five-year-old, six-year-old girls do jujitsu.

02:07:51.000 Old ladies do jujitsu. 1.00

02:07:53.000 Anybody can do it.

02:07:56.000 Contrary to popular belief, you go to jujitsu school, it's not these barbaric animals that want to rip your arm off.

02:08:04.000 It's the opposite.

02:08:06.000 Mostly nerds.

02:08:07.000 Yeah, it's mostly computer nerds. 0.99

02:08:08.000 Our classes are mostly computer nerds who will kill you. 0.96

02:08:11.000 Yeah, exactly. 0.99

02:08:11.000 Computer nerds that are addicted to gaming. 0.99

02:08:13.000 Like Cade.

02:08:14.000 If you didn't know Cade, you look at Cade, Cade Nelson.

02:08:18.000 He's...

02:08:18.000 Wicked!

02:08:19.000 His jiu-jitsu's wicked, and he's a very small guy. 0.98

02:08:21.000 He's like 140 pounds at the most, right?

02:08:23.000 He's not a big guy.

02:08:24.000 He's 130. Black belt.

02:08:27.000 Nasty technique. 0.69

02:08:28.000 Nasty technique. 0.95

02:08:29.000 But if you look at him, he's like all skin and bones, man.

02:08:32.000 He's the nicest guy on the planet.

02:08:33.000 Nicest guy.

02:08:34.000 You know, it's totally not a bunch of...

02:08:38.000 Killers who just, you know, literally, yes, you learn jiu-jitsu, you are learning how to kill people, but...

02:08:44.000 They're not animals, they're not mean people. 0.63

02:08:46.000 They're like really cool, nice folks, you know, like so many of them.

02:08:50.000 Like Brent, you know, you look at Brent, like, what a nice-looking guy.

02:08:53.000 Like, seems like just a normal, real friendly, nice to everybody. 1.00

02:08:57.000 Check your fucking lights out. 1.00

02:08:58.000 The sport itself? 1.00

02:09:00.000 What's going on, what makes it so much fun is a filter for douchebags.

02:09:05.000 Because in the sport of jiu-jitsu, the game plan is to tap someone out.

02:09:11.000 To put someone in a position in a choke hold or an arm bar.

02:09:15.000 None of it hurts.

02:09:17.000 You just tap out when you feel like you can't get out.

02:09:19.000 You tap out, give up, and then the guy lets go of the hole.

02:09:22.000 So that's like a kill for you.

02:09:23.000 No one got hurt, but you tapped out, you couldn't get out.

02:09:27.000 Douchebags can't They can't walk through the fire, those beginning stages where they're getting tapped out, they're losing the game, because they take it too personally. 0.82

02:09:36.000 Everybody has an ego, but douchebags have the biggest egos, so they can't go into jiu-jitsu and go through the learning phases where they're losing, where they're tapping out, losing a game of death.

02:09:47.000 You know, they can't handle it, so they never even get to jiu-jitsu. 0.86

02:09:50.000 The only guys that make it through are the guys that have a complete control of their ego, where they tap out in the beginning all the time.

02:09:56.000 You're always losing in the beginning.

02:09:58.000 You're just tapping out.

02:09:58.000 It doesn't hurt.

02:09:59.000 You're tapping out.

02:10:00.000 But your ego can get bruised if you don't have control of it.

02:10:04.000 So what ends up happening is jujitsu is the ultimate douchebag filter.

02:10:10.000 You're left with a bunch of guys that had no problem tapping out and no problem submitting.

02:10:15.000 No problem dealing with reality. 1.00

02:10:17.000 Because the reality is every dickhead wants to think that he's the fucking man. 0.99

02:10:21.000 Every guy wants to think that, you know, there's so many guys like, bro, if I got into M&A, I'm going to tell you right now. 1.00

02:10:26.000 I'm not into that MMA, but if I get anywhere, I'll fucking be running shit. 1.00

02:10:30.000 Fuck GSP. I'm a natural-born fighter. 1.00

02:10:33.000 There's some dudes who just natural... 0.99

02:10:35.000 And those guys, they can't handle jiu-jitsu because some little K-dude will choke their fucking lights out. 1.00

02:10:40.000 And that's also why those guys are scared of weed. 0.99

02:10:43.000 Holla! 1.00

02:10:44.000 Yeah.

02:10:44.000 Especially edibles.

02:10:46.000 Edibles expose your douchiness as well.

02:10:48.000 Meanwhile, edibles are the best things to roll on.

02:10:51.000 I don't like edibles.

02:10:52.000 Really?

02:10:53.000 Because you just never know how much TH you're getting.

02:10:55.000 We talked about this before.

02:10:57.000 You still don't know that either.

02:10:59.000 Lately, I've been on a good roll with these trips.

02:11:02.000 Yeah.

02:11:03.000 I just like a couple puffs before I teach and I'm all good.

02:11:07.000 I don't need to get crazy.

02:11:08.000 You guys ever try the gold mist?

02:11:10.000 No.

02:11:10.000 A mist?

02:11:11.000 Yeah.

02:11:11.000 It's like a breath thing.

02:11:13.000 You tried it?

02:11:14.000 Yeah.

02:11:14.000 How was it?

02:11:15.000 Pretty good.

02:11:15.000 Yeah.

02:11:16.000 Yeah?

02:11:16.000 It's amazing.

02:11:17.000 But eventually they're going to have like fucking filtration systems and air conditioning where you come into work and just get high. 0.96

02:11:23.000 What about the new vapor pens? 0.98

02:11:25.000 What is that?

02:11:26.000 Oh, like old school, like they look like those magic cigarettes?

02:11:30.000 Yeah, the cigarettes.

02:11:31.000 Yeah, electronic cigarettes, yeah.

02:11:32.000 Yeah, they're like soaked in THC and there's zero smell.

02:11:35.000 Yeah, no smell at all.

02:11:36.000 You probably shouldn't talk about that because someday you're going to want to use those in some place. 0.99

02:11:40.000 Meanwhile, they're monitoring Twitter, these cunts.

02:11:43.000 Yeah, I used to have the electronic ones, but they weren't accurate. 0.99

02:11:48.000 It seemed like you just suck on them for a while and you're like, I'm not getting anything. 1.00

02:11:51.000 This is bullshit. 1.00

02:11:53.000 Eventually, this is all going to be legal. 0.99

02:11:55.000 We're battling it right now. 0.99

02:11:56.000 Here's some crazy shit that was on MSNBC. MSNBC.com. 0.99

02:12:00.000 It's from Reuters.com.

02:12:02.000 In London, these scientists did these studies on people tripping on magic mushrooms, and it's given them the best picture yet of how psychedelic drugs work, and these British scientists are saying the findings suggest that such drugs could be used to treat depression.

02:12:16.000 Absolutely.

02:12:16.000 Yeah, I mean, it's amazing.

02:12:18.000 This is all becoming mainstream shit, one after the other. 0.95

02:12:21.000 Over and over and over again, there's these studies that are coming to light now that are suggesting that all these different drugs, ketamine, they're saying that ketamine can be used as an instant cure for depression. 0.99

02:12:32.000 And one of the reasons why kids get addicted to ketamine is the first thing that ketamine does is alleviate all your worries.

02:12:37.000 Like, that's one of the reasons why people are doing it.

02:12:39.000 So now they're suggesting that ketamine can be used as some sort of an antidepressant, as some sort of an instant antidepressant quality, as well as psilocybin.

02:12:47.000 Two separate studies, the effects of psilocybin, the active ingredient in magic mushrooms showed that contrary to scientists' expectations, which of course is based on propaganda, It does not increase, but rather suppress activity in areas of the brain that are also dampened with other antidepressant treatments.

02:13:05.000 So they don't even understand it.

02:13:07.000 It's like they're saying that psychedelics are thought of as mind-expanding drugs, so it's kind of been assumed that they work by increasing the brain's activity, but they don't.

02:13:16.000 Surprisingly, they found that psilocybin actually causes the activity to decrease in areas that have the densest connections with other areas. 0.98

02:13:23.000 So they don't know what the fuck is going on. 0.72

02:13:25.000 So that makes sense, though. 0.99

02:13:25.000 So it quiets your brain down so that you could have an outer body experience. 0.99

02:13:30.000 That makes sense to me.

02:13:31.000 Sort of.

02:13:31.000 Less activity.

02:13:32.000 Less activity.

02:13:34.000 Just like when you meditate.

02:13:35.000 You meditate.

02:13:36.000 You know, people are addicted to meditation because, you know, if you could just think about one thought, like a water drop or whatever, you get into that zone.

02:13:44.000 You know, people...

02:13:45.000 That zone is the frequency of the universe.

02:13:48.000 That's where everyone's trying to get.

02:13:50.000 They're trying to get that.

02:13:50.000 And you do it by just thinking about one thing.

02:13:52.000 So that makes sense.

02:13:53.000 You're quieting your brain, removing all negativity.

02:13:57.000 You're thinking about one thing, and it aligns you with the universe.

02:14:02.000 Maybe.

02:14:02.000 No one knows exactly what it's doing.

02:14:04.000 It might just be facilitating evolution.

02:14:06.000 It might just be giving you a better way of thinking because it empowers the mind.

02:14:09.000 That's my hypothesis.

02:14:11.000 The universe is at one frequency.

02:14:13.000 That's science.

02:14:14.000 So it makes sense that we should try to get to that frequency.

02:14:18.000 If the universe is at a frequency, one frequency, all throughout the universe, we know that.

02:14:24.000 What's this frequency you're talking about?

02:14:26.000 The whole universe is at a frequency.

02:14:28.000 Like one frequency.

02:14:29.000 And that was in the debate between creationism and evolution.

02:14:34.000 That was the strong point right there.

02:14:36.000 So science proved that the whole universe is at one frequency.

02:14:39.000 So the creationists are saying, see, that's proof of God.

02:14:42.000 That's proof of intelligent design.

02:14:44.000 How could the whole universe by accident be at one frequency?

02:14:47.000 What's frequency mean though?

02:14:51.000 I don't know exactly, you know, but it's like the frequency.

02:14:54.000 Like, what is the frequency of smoking, man?

02:14:56.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:14:57.000 That shit is so gross, dude. 1.00

02:14:59.000 Goddamn. 1.00

02:14:59.000 What do you put a fan on or something? 1.00

02:15:01.000 The frequency is, like, what's a frequency of a vibration?

02:15:05.000 Yeah, it's a vibration.

02:15:06.000 What frequency do cigarettes give off? 0.98

02:15:08.000 Dude, that's like fucking 93.4. 0.98

02:15:12.000 Please, Brian, it's for real, man. 0.99

02:15:13.000 Unless you got a window open or something, you gotta send your hotbox.

02:15:16.000 There's a smoke sucker over there. 0.99

02:15:17.000 That shit ain't doing nothing, man. 0.99

02:15:19.000 No, what I mean by that, like, what's a frequency? 1.00

02:15:21.000 Like, a radio station is a certain frequency.

02:15:23.000 It's a 95.5.

02:15:24.000 What is that?

02:15:25.000 Like, you know it's a frequency.

02:15:27.000 And if you turn that dial, bam!

02:15:29.000 You need to get that frequency on 95.5 if you want to listen to Kayla West.

02:15:33.000 So the pinnacle of science is that they just discovered that the whole universe is one frequency.

02:15:40.000 I don't know what number that is, but it's a certain frequency.

02:15:43.000 In music, you've got to be on the same frequency or you've got to be on frequencies that harmonize with that frequency.

02:15:49.000 So it makes sense.

02:15:50.000 To me, it makes sense that if the whole universe...

02:15:52.000 But the science is saying, No, it doesn't prove intelligent design because we are finding that we're not in just one universe.

02:16:00.000 There's a multiverse.

02:16:01.000 There's endless universes and each one is at a different frequency, so that doesn't prove any intelligent design. 0.97

02:16:08.000 I don't really give a shit about that argument. 0.95

02:16:10.000 But to me, it makes sense. 0.98

02:16:12.000 We're trying to get on the frequency of the universe.

02:16:16.000 I'm glad it makes sense to you because I have no idea still.

02:16:19.000 And I'm like Googling.

02:16:19.000 We're trying to get on the radio station of the universe.

02:16:22.000 And meditation and yoga.

02:16:24.000 This is my hypothesis.

02:16:25.000 This is my guess.

02:16:27.000 Is that yoga and meditation, unconditional love, sex, certain drugs will get you in the frequency of the universe actually. 0.91

02:16:36.000 If you love the man, what about dog sex? 1.00

02:16:38.000 What about you fucking donkey? 1.00

02:16:39.000 It's the same frequency. 1.00

02:16:41.000 Is it the same frequency?

02:16:42.000 Have you felt it yet, Joe?

02:16:44.000 I'm saying, the only thing I'm seeing here is from God-like productions, which right away you go, um, okay.

02:16:50.000 And what they're saying is that all beings in the universe connect through a single frequency.

02:16:55.000 And there's a bunch of videos, I guess, that you have to watch to understand what they're trying to say.

02:16:59.000 Yeah.

02:16:59.000 Makes sense to me.

02:17:01.000 I looked up and it says it's a song from the Butthole Surfers.

02:17:06.000 Really?

02:17:06.000 Yeah.

02:17:07.000 I bet it's a good song.

02:17:08.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:17:10.000 I mean, no one knows what the fuck's going on when you're on mushrooms. 0.90

02:17:13.000 It's certainly something that should be studied, though. 0.89

02:17:16.000 And that's what I think is missing in, you know, in people's ideas of mushrooms.

02:17:20.000 Everybody's got this propaganda-based opinion on it.

02:17:23.000 Everybody thinks it's bad for you.

02:17:24.000 I mean, I remember I had this conversation with Michio Kaku once when we were on the Opie and Anthony show, and I suggested, you know, I asked him if he's ever done mushrooms.

02:17:32.000 And, you know, he asked, like I said, like, hey, you know, you ever smoke crack?

02:17:36.000 You ever do meth?

02:17:37.000 You know, it's like...

02:17:38.000 To a lot of people, that's like the same thing.

02:17:40.000 Like you say, you do mushrooms, and they don't want to mess up their brain.

02:17:42.000 But so much insight, so many different people have come up with insights because directly related to psychedelic experiments.

02:17:48.000 And I don't know if it's true, but the rumor was that Francis Crick, when he was dying, admitted, you know, that he was a frequent user of LSD, and that's how he came up with the idea, the concept of the double helix of DNA, you know, that he came up with it under the influence of LSD. There's been a bunch of,

02:18:06.000 I think the guy's name was Kerry, another guy, I came up with other insights on LSD and it's been geneticists and different people that have done ayahuasca that have had weird ideas and, you know, expanded on these ideas that came directly as a result of psychedelic experiences.

02:18:20.000 Who knows what it is, man? 0.83

02:18:21.000 I don't know, but it would be awesome if they allowed people to fucking study it instead of lock you in a fucking cage for experiencing something that's been here a lot longer than people have, you know? 1.00

02:18:31.000 So stupid. 1.00

02:18:32.000 We have a bunch of stupid people. 1.00

02:18:34.000 You were talking before this happened about the presidential debates. 1.00

02:18:39.000 Watching Newt Gingrich is hilarious.

02:18:42.000 How is he even in the presidential race?

02:18:47.000 That guy doesn't... 0.98

02:18:50.000 Him and Mitt Romney are arguing about, because they both made money off the economy going to shit based on their investments. 0.87

02:19:02.000 And they both did, but they were arguing live on TV, on CNN, about who invested more. 1.00

02:19:09.000 And that alone should tell people they're both full of shit. 1.00

02:19:14.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:19:14.000 Well, he just lost. 1.00

02:19:16.000 He came in second place in Florida.

02:19:18.000 Can you imagine if Newt Gingrich is the president?

02:19:20.000 Well, Mitt Romney.

02:19:22.000 You see that video where Mitt Romney met with that kid who had cerebral palsy and he uses marijuana?

02:19:28.000 Yeah.

02:19:28.000 And he said, why don't you?

02:19:29.000 He's like, he wouldn't even answer him.

02:19:31.000 He wouldn't even answer him.

02:19:31.000 He said, would you put me in jail?

02:19:32.000 He said, well, you could try synthetic marijuana.

02:19:35.000 Synthetic marijuana.

02:19:35.000 He was suggesting that that was a good idea.

02:19:38.000 That I'm not for medical marijuana.

02:19:40.000 I've told you I'm not for it.

02:19:41.000 Like, you're not for it.

02:19:42.000 You're telling for why?

02:19:44.000 Why?

02:19:44.000 For what reason?

02:19:45.000 Under what reason?

02:19:46.000 Why? 1.00

02:19:46.000 Because you're a whore. 1.00

02:19:47.000 Because all these goddamn companies that get you into the position that you're in right now tell you that that's the stance that you should take. 1.00

02:19:53.000 Did you see that video of all of Mitt Romney's flipping and flopping? 0.99

02:19:57.000 There's an awesome YouTube video. 0.95

02:19:59.000 He's gross. 0.97

02:19:59.000 He's a Mormon, man. 0.97

02:20:01.000 Not that there's anything wrong with being a Mormon, but when you're a Mormon, you're not allowed to run the presidency. 0.95

02:20:05.000 You're not allowed to run the country.

02:20:07.000 You're just not.

02:20:08.000 You're not allowed any wacky religion.

02:20:10.000 If you're a super Catholic... 0.87

02:20:12.000 And I know JFK was a Catholic and everything like that, but this is with different times.

02:20:15.000 It's 2012. You know, really?

02:20:18.000 You believe that Joseph Smith, a 14-year-old kid that lived in 1820, found golden tablets that represented the lost work of Jesus?

02:20:24.000 The guy was a con man, a known con man.

02:20:27.000 He said he found a stone, and a secret stone, and he looked through this stone, and he could read the lost works of Jesus.

02:20:34.000 Really?

02:20:35.000 Really?

02:20:36.000 What language was that in?

02:20:38.000 Goofball. 0.99

02:20:40.000 It's just fucking amazing. 0.99

02:20:43.000 I have friends of friends that are Mormons that I know. 0.98

02:20:47.000 They're very nice people.

02:20:48.000 It's one of the nicest religions. 0.51

02:20:50.000 What it gives them that's great is a great sense of community.

02:20:54.000 I've been to Mormon churches before.

02:20:56.000 They have a really nice sense of community.

02:20:58.000 They're very nice to each other.

02:20:59.000 And they really promote that.

02:21:01.000 They promote that feeling of family and that positive frequency.

02:21:04.000 And it really makes a difference, man.

02:21:07.000 I was at a Mormon funeral recently, and these people, man, they really believed that this guy was in a better place, and it really helped them that their loved one had passed on into a better place.

02:21:17.000 It really did, and I really support that.

02:21:19.000 I think that's awesome.

02:21:20.000 But that's just because the ideology happens to be in a good frequency. 0.67

02:21:25.000 But if you break down what the ideology stands for, it's ludicrous. 0.98

02:21:28.000 It's absolutely ridiculous. 0.67

02:21:30.000 It's absolutely doing some good for some of these people, but so would just being nice. 0.75

02:21:34.000 It would do the exact same thing.

02:21:36.000 So would just being humble and giving in to love and just being nice to people. 0.99

02:21:40.000 You don't need some wacky shit that was made by a con man, a 14-year-old con man. 0.99

02:21:45.000 Who found golden tablets. 0.99

02:21:47.000 And then when the people came to him, I'm like, where are these tablets?

02:21:49.000 He goes, oh, the angels took them away.

02:21:52.000 The angels took the... 0.99

02:21:54.000 It's like, you know, it's such a dumb story. 0.99

02:21:57.000 It's such a terrible story. 1.00

02:21:59.000 Yeah.

02:22:00.000 I mean, to me, growing up, I despised all religions, I thought. 0.99

02:22:04.000 I thought it was all just crap and just destroying society. 0.95

02:22:09.000 But as I get older, I, for me, my opinion on religions is if you do it right, if it's based on unconditional love and doing the right thing, different religions are just like, it's a way to get your soul in the right frequency. 0.97

02:22:24.000 There's different ways to get your body physically, like there's Kettlebells, and then there's some people like to just run, some people like to swim.

02:22:29.000 All different ways to get your body aligned.

02:22:32.000 And I think all religions, as long as you do it right, whether it's Muslim or whatever, Catholicism, like my grandma, she did it right.

02:22:39.000 All she cared about was doing things for others.

02:22:42.000 And she was hardcore Catholic, went to church every day.

02:22:45.000 That was her exercise of the soul.

02:22:47.000 That is what got her frequency in the right place.

02:22:50.000 Some people do yoga.

02:22:51.000 Some people meditate.

02:22:53.000 Some people, you know, believe this.

02:22:55.000 Some people worship rocks.

02:22:56.000 If you really believe rock, the rock is the frequency of the universe and it gets your soul in the right place, I'm all for it now.

02:23:03.000 Yeah, it's an idea of just believing in something and then having a code that you live by and moving your life always in a positive way.

02:23:12.000 And that's good, no matter what you call it.

02:23:14.000 Whether you call it Hindu, whether you call it Kundalini Yoga, whether you call it Catholicism.

02:23:19.000 If you're really moving in a positive direction and you really believe in love and you really...

02:23:27.000 The idea of giving in to a higher power is not because God wants you to be humble or God wants you to be in awe of his greatness.

02:23:35.000 What it is is saying there's something above you, so not taking yourself so fucking seriously and instead not being out for number one. 0.66

02:23:43.000 And sort of realizing that we are together, like, there is a brotherhood and a sisterhood of man.

02:23:48.000 You know, that's really what it's supposed to be all about.

02:23:51.000 That's the good of religion.

02:23:52.000 And that's where I've seen religion help people, for sure.

02:23:54.000 And I was just like you growing up, man.

02:23:56.000 It was both of us, it was the same reason.

02:23:58.000 Because we had seen the system fail us.

02:24:02.000 We had seen all these people that were supposed to be correct and these people that were supposed to be adults. 0.96

02:24:07.000 We saw they were retarded. 1.00

02:24:08.000 We saw they were assholes. 1.00

02:24:09.000 We saw that it was all bullshit. 1.00

02:24:11.000 We saw that religion was being used negatively a lot of the time and there was a lot of guilt and there was a lot of yelling at you and there was a lot of nonsense. 1.00

02:24:17.000 So we just trashed all religion.

02:24:21.000 I would never, if my grandmother was still alive, I would never try to knock some sense into her and try to prove that the Bible was written by a man.

02:24:29.000 It worked for her.

02:24:30.000 That was her kettlebells right there for her soul.

02:24:33.000 It worked for her.

02:24:36.000 That's the way I look at it now.

02:24:37.000 I think religion is, if you do it right and...

02:24:43.000 You always look to do the right thing.

02:24:46.000 Life is all about selflessness and unconditional love.

02:24:53.000 And what people don't understand is that benefits you, man.

02:24:55.000 You can do that and do it in a selfish way. 0.98

02:24:58.000 I mean, it sounds stupid, but if you're a selfish person, you really want to succeed, you really want good things for you, you want to do it selfishly, be nice to everybody. 0.98

02:25:07.000 That's the best way to get ahead. 0.99

02:25:09.000 The best way to get ahead is just...

02:25:11.000 Be nice to everybody.

02:25:12.000 Tip people whenever you can.

02:25:14.000 Tip more than you're supposed to tip.

02:25:15.000 Give people hugs when you can.

02:25:16.000 Be nice to people all the time.

02:25:18.000 When you put out that good energy, you get good energy back.

02:25:21.000 You can almost think of it like people are like, I'm looking out for number one.

02:25:25.000 You really want to look out for number one?

02:25:27.000 Look out for everybody else.

02:25:28.000 Look out for everybody else.

02:25:29.000 That's how you really look out for number one.

02:25:31.000 I've had the most benefit in my life by being nice to people.

02:25:34.000 The most benefit in my life by being generous and being friendly and being warm. 0.98

02:25:38.000 And every time I've not been that, it's always fucked me. 0.92

02:25:41.000 And when I run into someone, especially now at this stage of my life when I've had my own personal revelations and my own successes and failures and I've kind of assessed what helps me and what doesn't help me. 0.99

02:25:51.000 When I run into someone that's life is a mess, when I run into someone that's got a lot of troubles, goddammit if it's not a big chunk of what the fuck got them there is the way they think about things, the way they behave about things, the way they take a cigarette and fucking throw it in the street. 0.99

02:26:06.000 You don't realize why your life is kind of shit while you're littering everywhere? 0.99

02:26:12.000 You're not putting out good energy while you're throwing your fucking McDonald's bag out the window because no one's looking. 1.00

02:26:17.000 You're being a cunt. 1.00

02:26:18.000 You're fucking up, man. 1.00

02:26:19.000 You're ruining space. 1.00

02:26:21.000 You're sending out bad things. 0.99

02:26:23.000 When you fuck somebody over in a business deal, you're like, well, I profited. 1.00

02:26:26.000 Hey, it's a dog-eat-dog world. 1.00

02:26:28.000 Bullshit. 1.00

02:26:29.000 You just put out some negative shit and it's going to come back at you, man. 1.00

02:26:32.000 That guy hates you. 1.00

02:26:33.000 Those people you fucked over in that bad development deal or whatever the hell you did wrong, those people don't like you now. 1.00

02:26:38.000 They hate you and that's going to come your way. 1.00

02:26:41.000 Do nice things and nice things come from it, man.

02:26:44.000 Think, talk, and act.

02:26:45.000 Always.

02:26:46.000 Think, talk, and act, man. 0.99

02:26:48.000 That's the best way to end this bitch, right? 1.00

02:26:50.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:26:50.000 Let's wrap this motherfucker up. 1.00

02:26:52.000 So, San Francisco, if you're down, if you're down to get your shit together, if you're down to learn, The ancient martial art of jiu-jitsu. 0.99

02:27:01.000 If you're down to have a vehicle for developing your human potential, go to 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu San Francisco or JJ? 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu SF. Jiu-Jitsu, full word. 0.82

02:27:11.000 Yes.

02:27:12.000 10th Planet J-I-U J-I-T-S-U SF. Go there.

02:27:17.000 You should probably have a shorter version of that, too.

02:27:19.000 Well, you could just go to...

02:27:20.000 There's also no GiJuJitsuSF.com.

02:27:22.000 If you go to 10thPlanetJJ, it shows you everywhere.

02:27:24.000 10thPlanetJJ.com.

02:27:25.000 And there's how many affiliates?

02:27:26.000 Click locations.

02:27:27.000 We got over 30 worldwide.

02:27:28.000 30!

02:27:29.000 Melbourne, Rochester, Victoria, Canada.

02:27:33.000 Portland, Spokane, Montreal.

02:27:34.000 And by the way, if there's no one near you and you want to learn 10th Planet Systems, you can still go to 10thPlanetJJ.com and you can learn from the videos that are available in the database.

02:27:43.000 You could literally see all the lessons that we're learning in class in San Francisco.

02:27:47.000 Eddie puts those up there.

02:27:48.000 You just have to pay a small monthly fee.

02:27:50.000 $4.99, just like we were talking about before.

02:27:52.000 Perfect.

02:27:52.000 I could have charged $30 or $25.

02:27:54.000 A lot of people are.

02:27:55.000 I just wanted just a little bit.

02:27:56.000 I wanted to charge...

02:27:57.000 For bandwidth, keep your website going.

02:27:59.000 I gotta charge a little bit.

02:28:00.000 $4.99 a month for the entire 10th Planet system at your fingertips.

02:28:05.000 And there's also DVDs available.

02:28:08.000 Tell them about the DVDs and where they can get those.

02:28:10.000 You just go to 10thplanetjj.com.

02:28:12.000 Everything. 0.99

02:28:12.000 All my shit's there. 0.99

02:28:13.000 The books, the DVDs. 0.99

02:28:14.000 And if there's not a 10th Planet school near you, just go to any Brazilian jiu-jitsu school.

02:28:20.000 Any school.

02:28:21.000 It doesn't matter. 0.99

02:28:21.000 You know, if the guy's a douchebag, find another school or whatever. 0.99

02:28:24.000 But it's... 0.90

02:28:25.000 Any jujitsu is better than no jujitsu.

02:28:28.000 It's a good thing to have the skill to protect your family, to protect your loved ones by being an expert at scientifically subduing someone and putting them to sleep non-violently and getting the hell out and getting to safety.

02:28:43.000 And it's a fun way to exercise, man.

02:28:44.000 A lot of people don't like going to the gym and just riding a bike. 0.96

02:28:47.000 It's fucking boring, you know? 0.80

02:28:48.000 And a lot of people can't motivate themselves to do that. 0.98

02:28:51.000 Jiu-Jitsu will motivate you to do it.

02:28:52.000 It's fun.

02:28:53.000 So 10thplanetjj.com.

02:28:55.000 All your information.

02:28:56.000 All your information.

02:28:57.000 Get it.

02:28:57.000 Go get yourself some skills, son.

02:29:00.000 Learning!

02:29:01.000 This Friday, House of Blues in Vegas, Joey Diaz, Duncan Trussell, and me.

02:29:07.000 Almost sold out. 1.00

02:29:08.000 There's only a few tickets left, so jump on that shit. 1.00

02:29:11.000 Go to my Facebook page. 1.00

02:29:13.000 H-O-B.com. 0.99

02:29:15.000 H-O-B.com. 0.99

02:29:16.000 That's the best way.

02:29:16.000 I got some seminars real quick.

02:29:18.000 Seminars.

02:29:19.000 Omaha, February 11th.

02:29:23.000 Michigan, February 18th.

02:29:28.000 Is all this on 10thplanetjj.com?

02:29:30.000 Yes, yes.

02:29:31.000 So if you can't remember it, just go there.

02:29:33.000 And Danny's doing a...

02:29:35.000 The Ultimate NYC Absolute in New York.

02:29:38.000 There's going to be...

02:29:39.000 February what?

02:29:40.000 February 25th.

02:29:41.000 All the top guys make a riot hall.

02:29:44.000 February 25th.

02:29:45.000 Where the hell am I? They're mixing 29, 35, 49, and 162, and we're all meeting at 155. It's like a mini Abu Dhabi, dude.

02:29:54.000 It's not even a mini.

02:29:55.000 It's like just as good as Abu Dhabi. 0.97

02:29:57.000 Damn, I'm gonna be in Japan. 0.98

02:29:58.000 Ah, yes. 1.00

02:29:59.000 Like a motherfucker. 1.00

02:30:00.000 Jake's fighting on that card. 1.00

02:30:02.000 Oh, yeah.

02:30:02.000 He's fighting Nakayama, right?

02:30:03.000 Yeah, man.

02:30:03.000 Ooh, exciting.

02:30:05.000 That's a good fight.

02:30:06.000 Stand-up going good?

02:30:07.000 Yeah, dude.

02:30:07.000 Jake's always getting better, man.

02:30:09.000 You know, he's a hard worker, dude.

02:30:12.000 I've been working with him.

02:30:13.000 I got to train with him last week.

02:30:15.000 Dude, he looks awesome.

02:30:16.000 Stand-up is getting better?

02:30:17.000 Stand-up's getting better.

02:30:18.000 I think all of his skills are getting better.

02:30:20.000 His wrestling, his jiu-jitsu, his stand-up, everything.

02:30:22.000 Beautiful.

02:30:22.000 I love Jake.

02:30:23.000 He's a good dude.

02:30:24.000 Alright, thanks everybody. 0.91

02:30:25.000 Thanks to Fleshlight for sponsoring the podcast and they were the first sponsor and we will always be loyal to them as much as people give a shit about it.

02:30:33.000 Oh, I should probably say something about this Fear Factor thing. 0.58

02:30:35.000 Yeah, Fear Factor got pulled off the air. 0.95

02:30:38.000 We were supposed to have an episode where contestants drank donkey semen and donkey urine. 0.95

02:30:46.000 Apparently... 0.82

02:30:47.000 Apparently folks think it's too much.

02:30:50.000 I agree.

02:30:51.000 After we did it, I'm going to be honest with you guys.

02:30:53.000 I haven't told anybody this, but I think I got high with you after it was over that day. 0.97

02:30:58.000 And I remember thinking, I might have told you, but I think we fucked up, man. 0.80

02:31:01.000 I think we went too far. 0.94

02:31:03.000 It just seemed wrong, man.

02:31:04.000 I'm like, people are not going to like this.

02:31:06.000 This is going to make people angry.

02:31:08.000 Whatever, man.

02:31:09.000 Somebody signed off on it, and then apparently the backlash was crazy.

02:31:13.000 So they shut down Fear Factor all together.

02:31:16.000 Oh, the episode.

02:31:16.000 They pulled the episode.

02:31:17.000 And there's one episode that's going to air February 12th.

02:31:19.000 It's our next one.

02:31:20.000 And there's one other two-hour episode that's going to air sometime after that.

02:31:23.000 They haven't figured out when.

02:31:24.000 That's perfect.

02:31:24.000 Put it on the DVD. No, no, no, no, no.

02:31:26.000 I think it's never going to go anywhere.

02:31:28.000 It's going to be buried, and they'll never do it again.

02:31:30.000 They went too far.

02:31:30.000 Are they showing throw up now?

02:31:32.000 No, not really.

02:31:33.000 But the stunts are so much bigger now.

02:31:36.000 The show is so much bigger and crazier that they tried to push everything.

02:31:39.000 I just think they went too far.

02:31:40.000 I think it was nutty.

02:31:41.000 I definitely don't think they went too far.

02:31:43.000 I know, exactly.

02:31:44.000 Everybody has their own standards.

02:31:46.000 I just don't think that it's fair to ask people to do that. 0.91

02:31:49.000 It sounds ridiculous coming from me.

02:31:50.000 Well, they don't have to do it.

02:31:52.000 I know, they don't have to, but I mean, to ask them to do it, I think. 0.99

02:31:54.000 It would have been cool if everybody said, go fuck yourself, and then we had to, like, scrap the stunt. 0.99

02:31:58.000 It would have been funny. 1.00

02:31:59.000 Have you had that happen yet?

02:32:00.000 No, but that would have been a good time, you know?

02:32:02.000 But, you know, I think it was way easier for girls to do than guys, you know, obviously.

02:32:07.000 But, uh...

02:32:08.000 I mean, for real, girls were even joking around about it. 1.00

02:32:11.000 It was way easier for them.

02:32:12.000 Spitting it on their chest and rubbing it in. 0.91

02:32:13.000 Oh, no. 0.97

02:32:14.000 Brian, that's your world.

02:32:16.000 You live in a dark world.

02:32:17.000 So, look, I'm sure if we had to go back in time, they wouldn't do it again.

02:32:22.000 And the only way you find the limits of these things is you push them.

02:32:27.000 I think it was a mistake.

02:32:28.000 So it's over, and it'll probably never see the light of day.

02:32:32.000 Or five years from now, it'll air, because there's no way they would have considered doing it five years ago when Fear Factor went through its first run.

02:32:39.000 I mean, in season one, it was so tame and calm and easy and small compared to what it's like now. 0.58

02:32:46.000 Now it's just ridiculous. 0.74

02:32:48.000 The stunts are huge and crazy and explosions and nuts.

02:32:51.000 Who knows if they'll ever show that again.

02:32:53.000 I'd rather they not.

02:32:55.000 I think people shouldn't have to do that.

02:32:56.000 I think it's too much. 0.99

02:32:57.000 They fucked up, but, you know, whatever. 0.99

02:32:59.000 We learn. 1.00

02:33:00.000 Kill the show. 0.97

02:33:00.000 Kill the episode, and we'll march on, because we've got some good episodes coming up. 0.97

02:33:04.000 It's a way better show than it ever was before.

02:33:07.000 I hope this doesn't fuck it up for everything else, but I think everybody realizes that it was a mistake, including NBC, and they wanted to push things, and Just, you know, you don't find out how bad things are until you get people's reactions.

02:33:20.000 And that's the reaction.

02:33:22.000 Whoopsies! 1.00

02:33:22.000 We're sorry! 1.00

02:33:25.000 Sorry.

02:33:26.000 So that's it.

02:33:26.000 So I've commented on that.

02:33:28.000 So go to...

02:33:29.000 Oh, Pasadena.

02:33:32.000 That's the other thing.

02:33:32.000 Pasadena.

02:33:33.000 Thursday night, right here, 10 p.m.?

02:33:35.000 Thursday night, it's at 8.30.

02:33:38.000 8.30, perfect.

02:33:39.000 And if Friday's at 10, go to icehousecomedy.com.

02:33:41.000 Thursday, 8.30 p.m.

02:33:42.000 Me, Joe Diaz, Lil'Ester, Brian Redband, and who knows who else.

02:33:46.000 And we'll also have...

02:33:47.000 The Ice House Chronicles podcast, which is only available on Death Squad on iTunes.

02:33:53.000 Subscribe to Death Squad.

02:33:54.000 It is free, as of all our podcasts are.

02:33:57.000 And you can get...

02:33:58.000 There's a gang of podcasts there.

02:34:00.000 There's Sam Tripoli's Naughty Show.

02:34:02.000 There's Tom Segura and Christina Pazitsky's Your Mom's House.

02:34:05.000 Brian Cowan's new one.

02:34:07.000 But check out the Too Short Naughty Show.

02:34:09.000 I may put it up later tonight.

02:34:10.000 It's amazing.

02:34:11.000 Okay, and also...

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02:34:15.000 Oh, Ice House Chronicles.

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02:34:31.000 And also, thanks to Onnit.com, O-N-N-I-T, makers of Alpha Brain, makers of Shroom Tech Sport, Shroom Tech Immune, and New Mood, the 5-HTP supplement.

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02:34:45.000 Because without you guys, it would be fucking a strange world.

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02:34:53.000 And we put a voice out there that didn't exist before.

02:34:59.000 And I think for us, and I think for you guys, we found you guys, and you guys found us.

02:35:04.000 And who would have known, right?

02:35:06.000 Who would have known that there would have been a podcast...

02:35:10.000 There's been an audience for a podcast like this. 1.00

02:35:14.000 We, most of the time, thought they were just a bunch of assholes sitting around talking about stupid shit while we're high. 1.00

02:35:20.000 Literally did we know that the world is filled with assholes that wanted to hear that kind of shit. 1.00

02:35:24.000 So it's awesome for us as much as it's awesome for you. 0.99

02:35:27.000 We love you all, and thanks for tuning in.

02:35:28.000 And we'll see you probably tomorrow.

02:35:30.000 I got an idea for tomorrow.

02:35:31.000 And then Thursday, too.

The Joe Rogan Experience - January 31, 2012

Joe Rogan Experience #180 - Joey Diaz, Eddie Bravo, Denny Prokopos

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