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00:02:06.000When MySpace was big, if you didn't have a fucking background in being a hot bitch on MySpace, you're not going to get the job at fucking Disney or Pixar.
00:04:04.000So I decided to take her to the Hustler's store and have her, you know, you know, we ended up buying a fucking Fleshlight and, uh, Good story.
00:10:09.000Man, to me, when I was looking at it, I thought this motherfucker had the balls.
00:10:13.000He had such confidence in his goddamn music that the music video is going to be a fucking cat hits this electronically, and the song's coming out of it, and the cat's tripping out on this fucking song.
00:10:25.000What was actually playing while that cat was doing that?
00:10:40.000I just want to say that I think this is one of the first times the internet has ever pulled people together this quickly, like within 24 hours.
00:12:54.000Because they want that one little fucking snippet off you that they think is going to ruin your career, but it's actually going to just throw it overboard.
00:16:21.000I'm like, you're rocking out to 60,000 fucking people.
00:16:24.000Well, we did 20, because we just had the floor and some of the seats, but to see that place filled with 60 must be fucking insane.
00:16:31.000I've never seen it with 60. You know, that place is so big, you know the whole deal, how it works, but for people who don't know at home, there's a hotel inside the arena, and the windows face where they play baseball.
00:16:42.000Like, it's so fucking big, and this is all indoors.
00:16:45.000You know, because Canada gets cold as fuck in the winter.
00:16:48.000And so, it's so big that you can play baseball.
00:16:51.000Guys like Jose Canseco can hit home runs inside this fucking place.
00:19:24.000I started jiu-jitsu when I was 24. I've been producing music since I was 10. I got into jiu-jitsu just to stay in shape, and the jiu-jitsu blew up.
00:21:09.000I guess the way it kind of looks over the last five years is you get a lot of people thinking this is some culminated overnight bullshit story that's happened over the last three.
00:21:21.000In my mind, and I know because I've grown up with it, it's a culmination of 10 years of just wanting to do something, have some predefined bullshit goals, and then work towards it.
00:21:34.000Because I really got interested in computer music when I was about You know, 16, 17, and it was at such a time in the world where computer music wasn't really feasible.
00:26:45.000So anyway, so you started creating music, and how did you get, I mean, you obviously, there's been some sort of a massive leap somewhere along the line that you've gotten to be this guy who could fucking sell the Rogers Center.
00:27:56.000Since I was eight, my parents put me in piano boot camp after school, so between the hours of three and when they got off of work, I was classically trained the whole time.
00:28:28.000That mouse head is a good move too, dude.
00:28:31.000I'll tell you what, listening to you because of the mouse head makes me feel cooler.
00:28:36.000When I was watching some YouTube clips, and you were on stage, and you had the mouse head on, and you were rocking out, and the crowd was rocking out, and I was like, there's something dope about that.
00:28:44.000There's something, I like the fact that this fucking guy is wearing a crazy giant mouse head.
00:28:48.000He was actually a big influence on my idea for the logo, because I've always recognized him as his mouse head, and so then I was like, dude, you are a master almost of marketing, because you know the idea of the mouse.
00:29:09.000We had to play a show in Anaheim once at the thing, and they were like, dude, Disney called, and they want you to come play it.
00:29:16.000Dude, I'm thinking I'm going to be led into this fucking darkroom, and Mickey and Goofy are going to come out with some fucking bastards beating the shit out of me.
00:29:39.000Well, I guess there are sections of them that are in the music business and stuff like that, but it's so distinguishable between the two identities that they're just like, yeah, that's cool.
00:29:48.000But I'm wondering at the same time too because when I did file for design patents on my logo and stuff like that, it's like one of the first things I had to do was go to different countries and apply for logo copyrights and stuff like that.
00:30:02.000Now Disney must have a crack fucking team of experts, of people doing this shit.
00:30:07.000Because I'll tell you, I used to work for a software company in Belgium that used to have a studio software and it was called Fruity Loops.
00:30:53.000True, but the similarities of the, you know, the circle and the thing, you know, I thought that was a little close, so I kind of thought that maybe someone was asleep at the wheel, you know, when that had gone through, because basically one day it was a call from my lawyer saying, dude, you got the patent, you're good.
00:31:09.000So you're virtually untouchable right now.
00:34:50.000These teachers that I'm selling, like one dude has the whole back of his neck is this psychedelic monkey, a monkey in the lotus position, his third eyes glowing, and it's like, it's pretty fucking badass.
00:35:00.000He's sitting on the DMT molecule inside of a lotus flower.
00:35:04.000This guy's got it tattooed on his neck.
00:36:05.000And what is on the right-hand side of the mouse?
00:36:07.000Actually, I'll tell you a funny story.
00:36:08.000It's a UPC barcode because I was working with a software company at the time and they did a barcode measurement system kind of thing and I thought, wow, I wonder if you could actually scan a barcode that if it was like tattooed on you and then it didn't work.
00:37:06.000My way in what I would think is kind of cool.
00:37:10.000You work with a customer to agree, but some of the customers are just like, some of the clients are just like, dude, you're doing this wrong.
00:37:16.000And I think that, you know, the balance of the way that this loads is going to be.
00:37:20.000Yeah, I understand what you're saying.
00:37:29.000But that's also one of the reasons why you're probably so great at your music is that you have a very specific vision and you're really enchanted by that vision.
00:37:39.000Well that's the fun thing about being a producer of electronic music because electronic music has had this stigma for a good decade and a half of basically people taking other people's music.
00:37:49.000And then, you know, working in all these justifications as to why it's an art form, okay, yes, turntablism in itself, definitely a fucking art form, you know, it's like, look at the fucking Q-Berts, you know, and all that shit, just going fucking crazy with that, that's fine, but...
00:38:12.000Sure, everything with focus and intent, and you use your creativity...
00:38:16.000But, you know, since, you know, the term DJ, you know, was coined and then people started getting like kind of lazy with it to the point, well, with electronic music to where you could just play the hit big track and then just fade out that last 30 seconds and then fade in the first 30 seconds of the other one.
00:38:53.000And there was DJ this, DJ that, DJ this, DJ that.
00:38:55.000When it was all down to the playlist at the end of the day and none of those guys had any of their own shit in there that made it unique to them.
00:39:03.000I think that's just a part of the natural evolution of music and that sort of had to happen before everybody went, hey, you know what, man?
00:39:08.000You guys are just copying other people's shit.
00:39:10.000Well, I mean, you take it like caveman styles, right?
00:39:13.000You got a guy with a fucking log and he's going on the fucking log and everyone's like, yeah, right.
00:39:17.000And then this other dude was like, yeah, well, fucking check this out.
00:39:19.000And he takes the fucking log and does the exact same thing.
00:39:40.000Well, both that and make things unique that were associated with that one person as opposed to something that was this group of people that you weren't quite sure who was doing what and which DJ was better than the other one.
00:39:54.000I love the fact that you can just make all these noises just on your computer now.
00:39:59.000I mean, I know you might not be able to do what you do, but Brian's made some crazy shit just with garage bands.
00:42:02.000So I had to work with all these other artists like Robin and Jason Derulo, the Black Keys, and someone else.
00:42:09.000But anyway, the point was is I had to kind of take their stuff and electronicize it and remix it in a way that, you know, they could either perform with and play with and all that stuff.
00:44:29.000And when one guy starts talking about how awesome Margaret Thatcher is, every other dude in the room goes, Margaret Thatcher can suck my dick.
00:45:37.000So you go look at a YouTube video and if a top rated or most recent comment is something negative, people tend to agree with that whether they believe it or not.
00:46:06.000One of my favorite guys is Daft Punk and their film, Interstellar, I must watch at least once a month.
00:46:14.000Do you ever have any plans to maybe release a full-length movie using your music and maybe animation using your logo or something cool like that?
00:46:21.000Well, that's a project among projects.
00:46:24.000If you did that, then maybe Disney might want to redo it.
00:50:09.000They sometimes do it with music videos, but what they do is they'll take that minute and they'll split it over the whole video.
00:50:14.000If it's a seven minute long video, it's not going to be six minutes of this and then, oh, last minute's all CG. They cut it and they edit it and all that stuff.
00:50:23.000That's so hard to wrap your head around, though.
00:53:13.000So then I get in my car, my arms all wrapped up, And I go, I got one awesome song by just listening to, you know, listening to a Pandora dubstep station.
00:53:23.000So right there on my way home, it was going to take about an hour and a half to get home with traffic.
00:55:14.000I'm messing about, and I'm talking to, he's a big DJ over in England, Pete Tong.
00:55:19.000He does the BBC Radio 1 show and all that stuff, and we had some discussion about the hotel that I was staying in, and he's like, yeah, bro, it's haunted.
00:55:29.000You know, and doors are opening and shutting in my room and shit.
00:55:32.000So, you know, and I'm just kind of like, I name songs that like spur of the moment kind of bullshit thing.
00:55:37.000I don't really put any thought into the name, so I just called it Ghost and Shit.
00:55:53.000No, because even if you did that, you would have to put that goddamn sticker on the front of the CD that has explicit lyrics, even though it's not a lyric.
00:56:25.000Yeah, there's nothing more disturbing when you're in a club and you're looking to have a good time and you realize a song that you're hearing is a censored version of it.
00:57:48.000Never has the song gone from being so fucking badass to just some shit that's like Muzak on an elevator that you don't even want to hear, man.
00:58:21.000They probably bring him new white women on a regular basis.
00:58:25.000He's gonna be the next Rage Against the Machine on the Christmas special at fucking BBC where they're gonna go, okay, well you can't say fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.
00:58:32.000Forget you, I won't do what you tell me.
01:01:16.000I was too young, but yet those were the thoughts that were happening in my mind as I was listening to this CD. I get that when I listen to LMFAO. You don't like that sexy song?
01:01:26.000I'll tell you what, I didn't like that sexy song until I saw the video.
01:01:30.000And then I thought, that's a fun video.
01:01:32.000Do you remember me saying, I was in Vegas, and I heard this stupid loop of...
01:09:13.000This is a community-based website, and if you look at the screen right now, there's a whole bunch of them that people put on there, so some of them definitely are fake, but some of them are.
01:13:35.00028 high school kids arrested in Florida for weed because cops pretended to be high school.
01:13:41.000You would think that they would use the resources wisely, but if they could get you for sexual exposure outside, you know, especially, by the way, if you're anywhere near a school.
01:13:49.000If you were within a certain amount of yards of a school, that's all of a sudden you're a sexual predator.
01:13:53.000If you take a leak outside of a children's school, you piss on that school.
01:14:01.000If you're some crazy drifter, if you're an idiot, and you don't know any better, you can't find a bathroom, you walk around the back of the bathroom, there's no bathroom, I'm going to just piss on this wall.
01:14:11.000If they arrest you for that, you're a sexual predator.
01:15:05.000I mean, if they thought that they could make an army of psychotic fucking robot flesh people, if they thought they could clone you and take out all your morality...
01:16:55.000There's a lot of hot chicks from all over the world, but I hear what you're saying.
01:16:58.000There's a large number that came from Sweden.
01:17:00.000Sweden was all about what's best for the country, and they thought that based on the symmetry of your face, whether or not they should reproduce.
01:18:07.000Every five years, or every five minutes, that was the timing that I thought, because everywhere I would look, I was going to try to explain it to my friends.
01:18:14.000I'm like, the only way you could explain it is that, on average, Every five minutes you see a supermodel.
01:18:19.000You go to McDonald's and they're all amazing.
01:18:23.000Sweden's government said on Wednesday that it had commissioned a study into why eugenics was involved in the country in the 19th and 20th centuries, leading to tens of thousands being sterilized by force.
01:19:05.000A fundamental aim is to find out what the society that had developed this eugenics mentality and established accepted scientific research in the area looked like.
01:19:14.000The Swedish minister said in a statement.
01:19:18.000And this is the social philosophy of eugenics which advocates the improvement of human hereditary traits through social intervention developed in Sweden and elsewhere in Europe during the 1800s before becoming the basis for widespread racial policies in the 20th century.
01:19:53.000They're saying, like, this idea that human beings had to realize that people live and people die and the right way to move the species forward is to get the best one.
01:20:00.000Well, you have to remember at the time when that was employed, To the ignorance.
01:20:20.000The species, the merit should be to whatever the rest of the species finds, you know, attractive, finds what they're drawn to, whatever they like, whether it's blonde hair and blue eyes, whatever the Aryans were doing.
01:20:33.000But we're one of the only very few species Does that even fucking take that into consideration?
01:20:37.000Whereas other species of the animal fucking kingdom would just be like...
01:21:25.000The idea that you're going to eliminate the most progressive aspect of society, the people that are fluent in computer technology and creating infrastructure that this whole fucking internet runs on, the idea that you're going to eliminate them, that's silly.
01:22:37.000There's some article about some porn star who made, apparently, she made a million dollars going to the Middle East and having sex with really rich guys.
01:22:46.000And she talked about it, and she had this online interview where she was talking about all the different crazy shit they would make her do, like have sex with German Shepherds, drink a glass of cum.
01:24:19.000Well, what this girl said was that in the article, what this girl said was that after whatever she's done over there for how long she did it, she had a million dollars in the bank and she was retiring.
01:24:29.000She had a million dollars cash and she was done.
01:24:32.000And she was like 28 years old or something like that.
01:25:42.000We're talking about having sex with dogs.
01:25:43.000We're talking about really rich dudes in the Middle East that pay.
01:25:46.000There was a whole thing of them, like a network of them, but some girl busted it all out because she got caught with her laptop, and then the cat was out of the bag, and it turned out that a lot of these girls that were going over there to quote-unquote model We're actually going over there and they were like really famous girls like you know like you can find them on in movies and TV shows and stuff I think they just have bad fucking management you know what I mean because if you don't get those like the kind of points to find right you know no matter what the fuck it is you know if you're being paid over there to play music you
01:26:16.000know I mean I've heard of like prolific DJs going out to countries you know what I mean and then they go and do the show as commissioned you know what I mean But literally, in some of these more volatile countries and shit like that, they would be like, dude, you're going to play this song, and you have to play this song, and if you don't, basically, we'll take you back and fucking fuck you up big time.
01:26:58.000You go there, and you're asked to perform and all this stuff, and say you're known for something else, too, and that's not part of what you're contracted for.
01:27:06.000So if you're Jamie Walker, and they want you to say, Dino Mike!
01:27:30.000If I don't play Ghost and Stuff in a fucking said fucking place, you know, it gets really fucking gnarly.
01:27:35.000And you're essentially out there on your fucking own, you know what I mean, with you and whoever you're with, your tour manager and shit like that.
01:27:40.000So you don't exactly have a personal army to fucking back your shit up if you're, you know, being threatened to do something.
01:28:39.000I'm not there for the fucking dickhead who may be paying me some insane figure to fucking be there, but the dickhead who does pay you some insane figure to fucking be there is like, you know, they take that big lump or whatever and say, this is my justification for making you my bitch.
01:29:04.000Yeah, we're like, dude, well, no, we just totally paid you to do this, so we own you.
01:29:09.000But as long as you go in with the attitude, it's like, look, I'm going to go ahead and go do something extra anyway, but only because it's like, shit, dude, I see the whole first 20 rows of fucking smiley faces and they're all having fun despite all this bullshit that's going on between me and a promoter.
01:29:25.000The thing about DJs and shit like that is that when they're starting out, you're always working for someone.
01:30:34.000And playing for those guys is always fun and great.
01:30:36.000Yeah, I've got a bunch of those guys in Canada.
01:30:37.000But you always get this one fucking dude, you know what I mean, who just puts in this insane offer, and of course, you know, your agency is just like, yeah, oh shit, dude, check out this fucking smash and grab.
01:32:37.000You know, and then the more laid back you are when it comes to that stuff, and this is really good advice, especially for like, I don't want to categorize them, but like C-list guys that wanted, you know, that get put on these massive bills with like tons of fucking dudes.
01:32:50.000You know, it's just not to be all like super...
01:32:54.000You know, litigious and weird and antsy and just aggro in general about, you know, what time you're given.
01:33:24.000And then it's just all out, and then it's you and them, and not you, them, and this third party.
01:33:29.000And the attitude you have about doing shows with a gang of other people about, you know, your time's your time, don't worry about all that, don't be so locked up and rigid, let it go, and then just go up when you go up and do your shit.
01:33:38.000Yeah, and if you don't And if something epically fucked up so bad, you can always just say.
01:34:23.000It's like sand slipping through my fingers.
01:34:24.000I learned from a DJ, Nick Fanciulli, who just always said to me, he just would always say, the only thing ever out of this guy's fucking mouth was, dude, relax.
01:34:36.000You know, it's just relax if you've done the work.
01:34:39.000You know, you say relax if you're ready.
01:34:41.000Relax if you've done the work, which you should be.
01:34:43.000You're a fucking professional in whatever you're doing.
01:34:45.000But yeah, I kid when I say that I don't really have control of it because I don't ever want to believe that I have control of it because I don't want to sleep.
01:34:52.000I don't want to rest on it and let it creep up on me and burn the house down.
01:34:56.000You know, the human mind is a very fucking tricky thing, man.
01:34:59.000It's got to be kept on point and always on its tippy toes.
01:35:03.000You know, but that feeling of, it's a very frustrating feeling of having somebody else trying to influence what the fuck you're trying to do.
01:35:10.000You know, when you're coming up as a digital artist, as a comedian, I think as anything, people want to define you and they have their own ideas.
01:35:19.000And the same thing that made you not be a good website designer, you're like, bitch, if I want to do it in blue, it's going to be blue.
01:36:16.000Yeah, I really like to do that and just keep it that way.
01:36:19.000Just, you know, obviously for the whole like, well, we don't have to pay out fucking serious like sync fees or licensing or buying the rights to, you know, make a derivative work of something that's already been done.
01:36:32.000That's something I like really like to avoid.
01:38:50.000I actually recently did a cover of a Radiohead song, Codex, off of The King of Limbs.
01:38:56.000Now, the way that I did that is, you know, I'm a huge Radiohead fan.
01:39:02.000So I kind of took it as myself as an exercise to, you know, see if I could reproduce it as close as possible, minus obviously his fucking amazing vocal and all that shit, because I can't sing for a fuck.
01:39:13.000So, you know, I remade his track and threw it up on SoundCloud, you know, just kind of like, you know, with a huge disclaimer saying, dude, this is not theirs, this is not a remix.
01:42:09.000Because my brother, God bless him, you know, he's not successful, he's not, like, wide-known, but he really wants to get into film and television and gripping and all that stuff.
01:42:17.000And I didn't even know he fucking did that.
01:42:19.000And now that you said that, I gotta call my brother.
01:42:21.000Russell Peters, one of the greatest humans.
01:42:24.000Just totally gave you a fucking big up.
01:43:29.000Because I have about 16 construction workers all just kind of in and out of the house for the last six months because I'm doing a big renovation, right?
01:43:37.000So I don't know any of them and all this stuff.
01:43:40.000And I'm only home for like two days, right?
01:43:42.000So they start at 9am, but no one told me this shit, right?
01:43:45.000So the biggest fucking black dude just kind of walks in, and I don't know what to fucking, because I wasn't expecting anyone, but he was like one of the people working on the studio and stuff like that, and I just kind of stopped.
01:43:58.000He didn't knock, he just kind of busted in like he would, because I wasn't there.
01:44:21.000And then all of a sudden, all the other fucking dudes caught on to me, you know, calling this guy, you know, as he's walking into my fucking house.
01:44:27.000And he went, oh yeah, the big black dude fucking walks into your fucking place.
01:47:27.000She'll respect you that you got away from her bullshit.
01:47:30.000Sometimes girls need that and then when they're in a situation where you cannot ever leave, like we have a child together.
01:47:36.000There's girls that abuse guys because they're constantly in this psychological drama, this seesaw battle of putting guys on the defensive so the guy proves that he's a man.
01:47:46.000Like, I dated a girl that always wanted to fight, and I was like, look, I can't do this anymore.
01:47:51.000She left, and then she started dating some other dude and did the same goddamn thing.
01:51:23.000Do you enjoy Party Ben, Girl Talk, or any of those guys?
01:51:27.000Girl Talk's not a fucking DJ. Hold on a second.
01:51:30.000This guy, by the way, you should have been here earlier because he completely mirrors your sentiments on the whole DJ. What is the definition of DJ? He's an electronic artist.
01:54:15.000It's still prevailing in music today, even, with even the latest and greatest electronic music, because you hear this one little sample or snare or something like that, and it's off another dude's shit.
01:54:45.000If you have the talent to put together the melodies that are magical and resonate with the planet, that's the talent, right?
01:54:52.000Whether you rip it off, whether you sample it, can you put together this unique little piece of art that's going to resonate with the world?
01:55:00.000It doesn't work that way with comedy, doesn't it, Russell P? There's a couple of comics who do the collage, the best of shows.
01:55:33.000Well, you know, I had a bit that was on one of my CDs and I didn't find out until like four years later that Ellen DeGeneres had a bit just like that.
01:55:40.000I did that in a special I did in 97. I did a joke about throwing a fucking chocolate bar into a swimming pool.
02:00:10.000When they're doing something, when they're taking down a government website because of the National Defense Authorization Act, what they're doing is they're essentially making a stand for the people.
02:00:19.000They're saying, listen, the internet does not like this.
02:04:28.000The only way that's going to work is if we were talking about something as crazy as the moon landing.
02:04:34.000It's like if I told Tiesto he's not a DJ and he got upset, I'd be like, motherfucker, you're not a DJ. You put in a mixtape and you got AIDS. I mean...
02:04:52.000If someone says something as crazy as the moon landing didn't happen, you gotta let them talk without interrupting with some fucking emotional shit about Neil Armstrong.
02:05:03.000Because I wanted to believe that we went to the moon because I'm a big nerd for...
02:05:08.000Space shit and like I watch all the Hubble footage and all the shit they send out and it excites me to think that there's other shit out there.
02:05:18.000And when you look at the space race, first of all, it was against Russia at that time and they were trying to beat somebody to somewhere, right?
02:06:36.000No, the Van Allen radiation belt between the moon and that 700...
02:06:41.000See, I'm no radiation expert, but I've heard it argued that you never pass through the belt, and in fact the belt is like a donut, and there's a hole in the center, and if you pass through, you can do that.
02:06:52.000My issue with it, my number one issue is that they never did anything to test.
02:06:56.000They never even sent a chicken into space to see if it comes back alive.
02:06:59.000No monkeys went into space and then landed.
02:07:02.000Yeah, the Russians sent a monkey, right?
02:07:04.000There was extreme radiation out there.
02:07:06.000In fact, there's a thing called Operation Starfish Prime where they actually detonated a nuclear bomb in the magnetosphere because they were trying to punch a hole through it.
02:07:18.000They made the Van Allen radiation belts more charged.
02:07:21.000It doesn't mean they still, if it is a donut shape, apparently you can fly through it, but I would have liked to have seen someone do it in a monkey or something before they start sending people slingshot around the fucking wound.
02:08:00.000Well, there was the number, so they can physically calculate it.
02:08:02.000Well, yeah, I mean, because all the equipment they had during the space launch was the equivalent of that, of like 1 16th of an iPhone, like, in the whole facility.
02:08:19.000So, you know, we can send shit into space, we just can't send humans into space.
02:08:24.000Well, that's the real question, is there's really been no evidence they were able to take biological life into space and return it.
02:08:31.000There's been no evidence of that, and there has been evidence that they really absolutely can't predict solar flares and all kinds of crazy shit that happens.
02:08:39.000Yeah, they more report on them than predict them.
02:08:41.000A lot of people believe that people did land on the moon, but that they faked a lot of the footage.
02:08:46.000And one of the reasons for that is they did fake a lot of footage at NASA. Like there was some footage from Gemini missions where they were practiced, clearly the same images, exact same images and practiced pictures, you know, where they're like wearing suits and hung by wires.
02:08:59.000And then they blacked those pictures out, the publicity people did, and said, ah, these people won't know any better.
02:09:04.000You know, it was a time of really extreme ignorance.
02:09:06.000You know, people didn't have access to information.
02:09:08.000And so there's photos of Collins and Michael Collins, and he's on one of the Gemini missions.
02:09:15.000He's on this fucking rig, and it looks like he's in deep space.
02:09:17.000Well, the exact same photo is him on a practice run, hanging by wires.
02:09:23.000It's just someone got overzealous and they said, look, here's a perfect picture.
02:10:09.000It absolutely matters because we want to find out if it's possible to pull off a hoax of that magnitude.
02:10:13.000You know, if you look about what the United States has been capable of doing as far as, like, getting us into wars, under false pretenses, all the corruption, all the bullshit, you wonder how far it is possible to take it.
02:10:28.000Arguably, that's way crazier than putting someone on the moon.
02:10:31.000Arguably, letting people, you know, figuring out how to trick a gigantic chunk of people to going to another part of the world and kill people for you seems to be, if you're going to fake that, you're going to fake an operation to get into that, you're going to bullshit your way into that, it seems like the moon landing is like nothing.
02:11:32.000But I do know that it's weird that it's the only time in human history where people have been more than 400 feet above the Earth's surface.
02:11:58.000Now when they talk about going to the moon, George W. Bush would say, we're going to Why don't we just release a 2K13 edition of Going to the Moon and Back?
02:13:12.000I would think it would be hilarious, though, even if we actually did go to the moon, if some overzealous NASA fucking freak said, listen, these hoaxers, we're going to fucking show them.
02:13:59.000I've argued with this guy Phil Plait from badastronomy.com and he's a great guy and I really wish I didn't have to argue with him because I love so much of the shit he says.
02:19:07.000And we had done this really big, long European run where basically the rock group is playing across the stage from where I was playing at the same time.
02:19:16.000So, of course, Dave's always like, oh, fuck computers and all this.
02:21:15.000Every now and then someone will play the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack and I'll go, God damn, there's some good fucking jams on that track.
02:26:18.000It's just like, I know we're all having a conversation, and if we were all hanging out and smoking weed and drinking, we'd have a conversation.
02:27:15.000I... Well, I do and I don't because, you know, I could say anything right now and it would only pertain to that group and then that would be gospel.
02:29:57.000So I'm supposed to take you seriously.
02:29:59.000I'm supposed to take you seriously when you come to a fucking concert to appreciate music and craft and art and all that stuff if you're like on these mind-altering substances.
02:30:09.000Well, it's not that you're supposed to be taking them seriously, but it is kind of fascinating.
02:30:14.000Have you ever seen Current TV? Or Vanguard, that's the name of the show.
02:30:18.000I think it's on True TV or one of those TV networks, Obscure Cable Network.
02:30:23.000And they spend a lot of time in the woods where these people are like, there's a lot of serious crime going on because people are cutting down these trees.
02:32:02.000I tried weed and didn't like it, and that was it for me.
02:32:04.000That was all I needed to know that I didn't like it.
02:32:06.000Dude, honestly, you smoked weed right fucking now.
02:32:08.000I guarantee you I will be in the fucking bathroom shaking, and every time that fucking door opens, he's either going to be a cop or my mom.
02:33:51.000We went to an orange grove and I made a video and I picked out Deadmau5's song to put as the soundtrack because I think that is an amazing song and I met somebody amazing and I put the song with that.
02:34:03.000I feel like you're in a special moment of your life right now.
02:34:19.000Music's one of the most important things in life, is what I'm saying.
02:34:21.000And I think it's amazing meeting somebody that I listen to, and I fucking have had emotions with, I've fucking had trips with, I've had fucking really cool evenings with, listening to somebody I don't even know, and I get to meet the person that designed that.
02:36:29.000I think he just hasn't had that many positive experiences, and he's a very positive person, and he's ambitious.
02:36:34.000And he's obviously, to go from where you started doing that kind of music, and then four years later, you're filling the Rogers Center, you have to be ambitious.
02:39:05.000No, no, no, but I've been doing a lot of hybrids lately, and then this one time I was doing a hybrid, and then I was like, this is the best way, the perfect blend of both, and then I'm like, oh wait, this is indica on the bottle.
02:39:15.000This whole time I've been doing indica.
02:39:16.000So it's like, I'm almost like, alright, is this like fucking alpha brain?
02:39:28.000Maybe this motherfucker smokes too much weed and he's just too blasted.
02:39:31.000The only thing that pot has ever really done good for me is the first time I fucking smoked pot was upstage a radio show that was actually being syndicated to 109. Energy.
02:41:00.000Well, blunts are a different experience because you get tobacco in there.
02:41:02.000Ironically, a friend of mine, also from Boston, Ed OG. Blunts are a different experience because you have...
02:41:08.000I probably have that on my phone right now.
02:41:09.000But no, honestly, when I was up on top of this computer store, you know, recording this fucking show, dude, I was like passed out, fucking staring at the ceiling and hearing the same lyric over and over again.
02:41:28.000It was just playing over and over and over in the head.
02:41:31.000And every time the security thing went off at the door that opened it up, like I said, it was either a cop or my mom, or my mom dressed up as a cop.
02:41:38.000You need to sample that and make a new song.
02:43:52.000I was testing the integrity of a bottle outside of the nightclub.
02:43:55.000Basically kicking it against a curb, seeing how much it would take to smash.
02:43:58.000And so, it was funny because I was playing at the club that night and then we stopped or whatever and now I'm outside having a cigarette and I'm kind of edging a bottle on the fucking thing because everyone's like smashing bottles.
02:44:20.000And I start back kicking this fucking bottle on the thing and all the security guys are watching me waiting for the fucking thing to break because they knew as soon as it breaks they had grounds to fucking kick me out.
02:49:21.000I started playing outside of Yuck Yucks in 95, like in England, and I realized that the rest of the world was there, that I didn't need to fucking focus on Canada like that.
02:49:30.000Didn't you really get famous very quickly because of the internet, because of video clips?
02:50:02.000You were one of the first guys that I know that really blew up because of YouTube clips.
02:50:07.000That was in 2004, late 2004, when YouTube just started.
02:50:11.000And then by the time the end of 05 came, I literally went from making $40,000 a year in the end of 03 to the end of 04 making half a million.
02:50:24.000Don't tell us how much money you made.
02:50:25.000No, no, no, but I'm saying that's what it went from.
02:52:45.000They had a certain distance where you could travel away from the store before the cart locked up, but this was so fucking stupid because it was right in front of the store.
02:52:53.000Well, I do that with my mouse ears that we sell at the shows, actually.
02:52:56.000You can buy these little headband mouse ears, and if you actually walk out 50 feet of the venue, then you're shocked.
02:54:02.000In comics, we analyze it like, okay, this could be real.
02:54:04.000But that actually is kind of badass, though.
02:54:06.000If you get that kind of Olive Garden technology and incorporate it in your show, and you're leaving a venue with a product that someone has been selling at your show or whatever.
02:54:15.000Anyway, like I was saying, I was at the supermarket and my fucking wheels locked I've had that happen.