The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #184 - DEADMAU5, Russell Peters, Eddie Bravo

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00:01:06.000 Exactly.

00:01:07.000 I like cuddling.

00:01:08.000 I don't know about you, pal.

00:01:09.000 With your fleshlight?

00:01:10.000 No.

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00:01:11.000 I'm still waiting for the disposable fleshlight.

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00:01:27.000 If it could be like five bucks, it could be like a cheap date.

00:01:30.000 Yeah, just real quick.

00:01:30.000 I don't want to wash it.

00:01:31.000 I've tried it.

00:01:32.000 I tried the fleshlight before you even sponsored it.

00:01:35.000 Yeah, you told me.

00:01:36.000 Yeah, it's true.

00:01:37.000 You actually bought one because of a bad date, right?

00:01:39.000 I was on a bad date.

00:01:41.000 What girl came in to visit you? 1.00

00:01:43.000 I met this girl online, and this was back when I was a whore, back in the whore days. 0.99

00:01:49.000 She looked hot on MySpace. 1.00

00:01:51.000 You know what I mean? 0.93

00:01:53.000 Flew her in, and I'm like, damn, she looks nothing like her MySpace. 0.63

00:01:57.000 That happens every now and then. 0.95

00:01:58.000 She was using some... 0.99

00:02:00.000 Them bitches should be working for Pixar. 1.00

00:02:03.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

00:02:04.000 Them bitches from MySpace. 1.00

00:02:05.000 Photoshop Masters. 1.00

00:02:06.000 When MySpace was big, if you didn't have a fucking background in being a hot bitch on MySpace, you're not going to get the job at fucking Disney or Pixar. 1.00

00:02:17.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

00:02:18.000 Those are the best. 0.99

00:02:19.000 That eight years of fucking MySpace. 0.98

00:02:21.000 Well, it's the first time we ever encountered someone able to completely lie about what they look like. 1.00

00:02:25.000 Damn, they were good. 0.99

00:02:26.000 Bitches got really good. 1.00

00:02:27.000 They didn't know shit about Word or anything, but they opened up that Photoshop. 0.99

00:02:33.000 You have to.

00:02:34.000 It's like you have to learn how to get your nails done.

00:02:37.000 You're going to have to learn how to Photoshop your photos.

00:02:40.000 A lot of girls actually became famous just through being a hot chick on MySpace. 1.00

00:02:44.000 Totally.

00:02:44.000 That actually became a move.

00:02:45.000 I love it.

00:02:46.000 My space.

00:02:47.000 So I fly this chick in and it was one of those where you fly them in for the weekend. 1.00

00:02:51.000 You know, I thought she was hot enough. 1.00

00:02:52.000 As soon as I picked her up the airport, I'm like, damn. 0.99

00:02:56.000 God damn it. 0.99

00:02:57.000 She used the good pictures. 1.00

00:02:58.000 God damn it. 0.99

00:02:59.000 Good from far, far from good. 0.99

00:03:01.000 And so she was all right. 0.99

00:03:03.000 So And she wasn't even, this bitch, I flew this bitch in and she wasn't even giving me any play. 1.00

00:03:08.000 She wasn't, no physical play. 1.00

00:03:11.000 Well, you were probably like, ugh, yeah, come on in. 1.00

00:03:15.000 So what's up, am I going to get to fuck you or what? 1.00

00:03:17.000 You know what, she was used to, she was used to that. 1.00

00:03:22.000 I'm sure I wasn't the first guy.

00:03:24.000 She's used to guys going, ugh, I got MySpace'd. 1.00

00:03:27.000 Well, there's a lot of girls who feel like once they give up the pussy, once they have sex with you, they've lost all their power. 1.00

00:03:33.000 Their whole power is in holding back something that you want. 1.00

00:03:37.000 After getting dogged like six times, they figure out, damn, this sucks. 1.00

00:03:41.000 Dude, it's all into her. 1.00

00:03:42.000 Dude, I'll buy you this.

00:03:44.000 I'm going to do this. 1.00

00:03:44.000 I'm putting up with all your shit. 1.00

00:03:46.000 I'm going to get that. 1.00

00:03:47.000 And then once you bust that nut and it's Friday night, you're like, damn, this bitch is going to stay here until Sunday. 1.00

00:03:54.000 And I'm done Friday. 0.99

00:03:56.000 You know what I mean? 0.99

00:03:57.000 And this bitch wasn't giving me any play at all. 1.00

00:03:59.000 This, again, this is back when I was a whore. 1.00

00:04:02.000 And I flew her in. 0.99

00:04:03.000 She's giving me no play. 0.96

00:04:04.000 So I decided to take her to the Hustler's store and have her, you know, you know, we ended up buying a fucking Fleshlight and, uh, Good story. 0.99

00:04:16.000 That's an awesome story. 0.99

00:04:17.000 I like how it ended with you staring off in the fucking distance. 0.98

00:04:21.000 Yeah, I didn't know where to go without one. 0.99

00:04:22.000 We're doing a podcast here, fella.

00:04:24.000 I didn't know where to go without one.

00:04:25.000 Jesus Christ.

00:04:25.000 Joe, why did you step in?

00:04:26.000 I don't know what happened there.

00:04:27.000 I thought it was going to end it nice.

00:04:29.000 It was a dark weekend.

00:04:31.000 That was a dark weekend.

00:04:32.000 I was hoping it was a bunch of light jabs and there was a big right hand coming behind it all. 0.97

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00:04:43.000 I'm not hearing well on this thing for some reason.

00:04:45.000 I tried to turn it up, but it's not working.

00:04:47.000 How do I turn it up?

00:04:49.000 Just follow the cable.

00:04:50.000 Yeah, I did, man. 0.98

00:04:51.000 It's not doing shit. 0.99

00:04:53.000 It's on full blast. 0.94

00:04:54.000 You don't have your mute on, maybe?

00:04:56.000 I don't have the mute on, man.

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00:05:02.000 I just changed it, but I think I made the input louder.

00:05:06.000 No, I can't do that.

00:05:07.000 You have that.

00:05:08.000 No, you can do the whole entire headphone unit.

00:05:10.000 Just headphones, but not input.

00:05:12.000 I can't change my input, right?

00:05:13.000 You can change the input of everybody else's headphones.

00:05:15.000 No, no, I don't mean input of the headphones.

00:05:17.000 I mean input of the microphone.

00:05:19.000 Okay, so it's louder, it's good.

00:05:20.000 Yeah.

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00:07:28.000 What happened, Brian?

00:07:29.000 Our screen went bright.

00:07:31.000 This is scary.

00:07:33.000 Does the internet see something better? 1.00

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00:07:56.000 So now we changed it.

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00:08:04.000 The code name Rogan apparently is only good for one time.

00:08:06.000 I should probably try to have that changed, right?

00:08:09.000 Yeah.

00:08:09.000 Yeah, I should, right?

00:08:10.000 Okay, I'll do that.

00:08:11.000 That's it.

00:08:12.000 Good night.

00:08:13.000 Show's over. 1.00

00:08:14.000 Listen, Deadmau5 is here, you dirty bitches. 1.00

00:08:17.000 The internet has made something happen. 0.99

00:08:19.000 We've pulled together in less than 24 hours.

00:08:23.000 No other interaction with this young man, but the Internet demanded it.

00:08:27.000 And now we're here. 1.00

00:08:30.000 Stupid cat, you're not a DJ. 1.00

00:08:35.000 I'm watching his cat DJ video. 1.00

00:08:38.000 Stupid cat, you're you're not a DJ. 1.00

00:09:08.000 Stupid cat, you're you're not a DJ. 1.00

00:09:38.000 That's the Professor Meowingtons. 1.00

00:09:41.000 That's the actual video.

00:09:43.000 That's the way the video looks?

00:09:45.000 Is there a way that you can shut this music off where it doesn't do this for 10 minutes?

00:09:49.000 What is this?

00:09:50.000 That's my fade out.

00:09:52.000 This is terrible.

00:09:53.000 We gotta stop.

00:09:54.000 It's making me dizzy.

00:09:55.000 For real.

00:09:55.000 It's really obnoxious.

00:09:57.000 So was that the actual video?

00:09:59.000 The music video?

00:10:00.000 No, no, that was just some random bullshittery at the house. 0.98

00:10:03.000 Oh, so that wasn't the video, because I thought it was the video, and I thought that was fucking genius. 0.99

00:10:08.000 Oh, wow. 1.00

00:10:09.000 Man, to me, when I was looking at it, I thought this motherfucker had the balls. 1.00

00:10:13.000 He had such confidence in his goddamn music that the music video is going to be a fucking cat hits this electronically, and the song's coming out of it, and the cat's tripping out on this fucking song. 1.00

00:10:25.000 What was actually playing while that cat was doing that? 1.00

00:10:28.000 I don't think anything, actually.

00:10:29.000 Or maybe a random radio.

00:10:31.000 I can't really remember.

00:10:32.000 Wow.

00:10:33.000 To me, I thought that was a video, and I thought you were a genius.

00:10:37.000 Well, yes.

00:10:38.000 Yes, it is.

00:10:38.000 Welcome aboard, man.

00:10:40.000 I just want to say that I think this is one of the first times the internet has ever pulled people together this quickly, like within 24 hours. 0.99

00:10:48.000 That's the fucking horde for you. 0.99

00:10:50.000 That's how the horde was. 1.00

00:10:50.000 I just landed from Omaha. 1.00

00:10:53.000 Yeah.

00:10:54.000 It's pretty badass, man.

00:10:55.000 I mean, how it happened.

00:10:56.000 I mean, I got, I don't know how many fucking retweets, but I get on my computer and I just see RT, Deadmau5, Deadmau5, Deadmau5. 0.98

00:11:03.000 I go, oh, what the fuck's going on here? 0.96

00:11:04.000 And then I click on one of them. 0.94

00:11:06.000 I'm like, oh, he wants to do a podcast. 0.99

00:11:07.000 Oh, fuck yeah. 0.93

00:11:08.000 So I, you know, do you back, and then all of a sudden Brian's on it, and Brian, you know, sorts the whole thing out. 0.99

00:11:13.000 Actually, there was about three months ago, I started watching, because he's been on...

00:11:18.000 You go on Ustream all the time, and just, like, pretty much, like, work.

00:11:22.000 You just talk to people and stuff, and I was in the chat room once going...

00:11:26.000 Please come on the Joe Rogan podcast.

00:11:27.000 Please come.

00:11:28.000 And the next thing I know, I started asking Twitter followers to help me.

00:11:30.000 So we'd just like attack your chat rooms.

00:11:32.000 Like, please come on.

00:11:33.000 How did you do that?

00:11:34.000 What got you in?

00:11:35.000 Did you get pestered by him?

00:11:36.000 What, like a hostile takeover?

00:11:38.000 No.

00:11:38.000 I mean, what got you intrigued to come here?

00:11:40.000 You've never listened to the podcast before.

00:11:42.000 Yeah, you're right.

00:11:43.000 I've actually never listened to it, but of course I know your work and I've seen you here and there and this and that. 1.00

00:11:49.000 And shit, you know, I'm like thinking, fuck man. 1.00

00:11:51.000 You know what? 1.00

00:11:52.000 Because I've actually known that everyone's like, oh dude, get on the Joe Rogan thing.

00:11:55.000 Get on the Joe Rogan thing. 1.00

00:11:56.000 And I'm thinking, fuck. 1.00

00:11:58.000 Is this guy going to tear me a new asshole? 1.00

00:12:01.000 I don't know. 1.00

00:12:02.000 Why would I do that?

00:12:04.000 Dude, why do other people do other things?

00:12:06.000 There are people, man. 1.00

00:12:07.000 I've heard people on people's shows where someone will get hostile and it's real uncomfortable and it's fucking shitty. 0.97

00:12:13.000 And I've had that happen to me before. 0.98

00:12:16.000 Really?

00:12:16.000 It's where I was invited out to this radio show in Australia and they were like, oh, he's kind of a joker.

00:12:20.000 I'm like, dude, whatever. 0.99

00:12:21.000 I can fucking counter troll the troll. 0.99

00:12:23.000 Right. 1.00

00:12:23.000 Whatever. 1.00

00:12:23.000 No big deal. 1.00

00:12:24.000 You thought I'd get in there.

00:12:25.000 I thought it would be fun.

00:12:26.000 Funny.

00:12:26.000 You know what I mean?

00:12:27.000 It's like a big piss take on everything. 1.00

00:12:28.000 But dude, the guy was like basically, hey, fuck you. 1.00

00:12:32.000 Well, what? 1.00

00:12:33.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

00:12:34.000 It's just like, you know, like in all this shit, like, oh, well, your music sucks, so... 1.00

00:12:37.000 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:12:38.000 And, hey, what the fuck is this rumor about you? 1.00

00:12:40.000 I'm like, dude, are we getting to a punchline with any of this shit? 1.00

00:12:43.000 And I ended up actually just... 0.99

00:12:45.000 Well, not getting like, ooh, I didn't rage quit, but I just went through it and went, yeah, great.

00:12:49.000 You're like, why am I doing this with you?

00:12:50.000 Thanks for the interview.

00:12:51.000 Why do people think that's okay to do?

00:12:53.000 Ratings.

00:12:54.000 Hey, I just... 0.98

00:12:54.000 Because they want that one little fucking snippet off you that they think is going to ruin your career, but it's actually going to just throw it overboard. 0.98

00:13:01.000 Those guys are dinosaurs. 1.00

00:13:02.000 Dinosaurs. 1.00

00:13:03.000 Those morons that are, like, making conflict up, they're dinosaurs. 1.00

00:13:06.000 Yeah, well, enough of those assholes, but I mean, I won't lie to you, you know what I mean? 1.00

00:13:10.000 A little bit of that fucking little shit was in the back of my head, so I'm like, nah, but you know what? 1.00

00:13:14.000 I'll tell you what it was. 1.00

00:13:16.000 I had a chat with Carson Daly the other day, and I said, hey, Joe Rogan, come on.

00:13:21.000 He's like, dude, do it, do it.

00:13:22.000 You'll have so much fun.

00:13:23.000 And I'm like, yeah, you know what? 1.00

00:13:24.000 Fuck it. 1.00

00:13:25.000 Carson talked you into it? 1.00

00:13:26.000 Yeah.

00:13:26.000 Beautiful.

00:13:27.000 I gotta give him a hug next time I see him.

00:13:28.000 He's supposed to come in here, right?

00:13:30.000 Yeah, he's gonna do it eventually.

00:13:31.000 We had to reschedule it, I think, to May, I think.

00:13:33.000 I forget when we rescheduled it to.

00:13:34.000 But, yeah, he's gonna come in and do the podcast and bring his show in here as well.

00:13:38.000 We're gonna do his whole show from here.

00:13:40.000 He's a good dude.

00:13:41.000 Yeah, he's really cool. 0.77

00:13:41.000 But, yeah, I mean, if I didn't know me, I might think I'd be a douchebag, too. 0.77

00:13:44.000 That's all right. 0.98

00:13:45.000 I look exactly like a douchebag should look. 0.90

00:13:47.000 What did you know exactly about Joe Rogan? 0.98

00:13:49.000 Huh?

00:13:50.000 What did you know exactly about Joe Rogan?

00:13:51.000 This is uncomfortable with me in the room. 0.92

00:13:52.000 Oh, this is gonna get fucking awkward. 0.99

00:13:53.000 Can I go masturbate in the corner instead of be here for this? 0.99

00:13:55.000 Are you a UFC fan? 0.99

00:13:58.000 To a degree.

00:13:59.000 I mean, I'm actually friends with Dana and Jamie.

00:14:02.000 Dana White and Jamie...

00:14:03.000 Jamie... 1.00

00:14:04.000 Fuck, I can never remember. 1.00

00:14:05.000 No worries. 1.00

00:14:07.000 You know him.

00:14:07.000 I know you know him.

00:14:08.000 Dude, what is that video game character on your neck?

00:14:11.000 Is that a Space Invader?

00:14:11.000 That is a Space Invader.

00:14:13.000 Congratulations. 0.99

00:14:13.000 That's fucking awesome. 0.99

00:14:14.000 Everyone always asks me, hey, that's from that show. 0.97

00:14:18.000 But also, it's actually more...

00:14:20.000 The tattoo's from the street artist.

00:14:23.000 Oh.

00:14:23.000 Invader.

00:14:24.000 And what he did, he went around England and did all these little tile sets all over these buildings.

00:14:28.000 Oh, like you replaced the tile with his own tiles that had a pattern in it?

00:14:32.000 Right.

00:14:32.000 Enter through the gift shop, remember?

00:14:35.000 Oh, Banksy?

00:14:35.000 Yeah, he's in that movie.

00:14:37.000 Oh, right.

00:14:37.000 I never watched that movie.

00:14:39.000 Oh, it's one of the best movies.

00:14:40.000 It's amazing.

00:14:40.000 Everybody tells me.

00:14:41.000 It's amazing, bro.

00:14:42.000 Yeah, it's one of those movies like I was saying last night about Restrepo.

00:14:45.000 Everybody tells me I have to see it.

00:14:46.000 I have it.

00:14:47.000 I have it.

00:14:47.000 It's sitting there on the shelf.

00:14:49.000 When I'm home, I'm like, let's see what South Park did this week.

00:14:52.000 I'm looking at the DVR. I always go to Silly. 0.90

00:14:55.000 I go to Anthony Bourdain or Fights.

00:14:58.000 That's all I really ever want to watch.

00:15:00.000 It's really hard to get me to watch a movie.

00:15:02.000 Right.

00:15:04.000 Anyway, I just thought it was a cool thing.

00:15:06.000 It was a cool thing how it all happened.

00:15:07.000 I was excited. 0.99

00:15:08.000 I'm glad we could soothe your fears of me being a cunt. 0.99

00:15:13.000 How many tattoos do you actually have? 0.99

00:15:17.000 Last time you were in LA, I think you got a tattoo.

00:15:20.000 You were young.

00:15:21.000 Miyamoto?

00:15:22.000 Miyamoto.

00:15:23.000 You were a youngish man.

00:15:24.000 That's amazing.

00:15:24.000 How old are you, brother?

00:15:25.000 I was 31. I just turned 31. 31. I was going to guess less than 30. I was going to guess 28. That'll do.

00:15:31.000 Yeah, you're all flooded up with tattoos on a young tip.

00:15:34.000 Yeah, I'm kind of poised to be the next illustrative man, I guess.

00:15:38.000 I don't know.

00:15:38.000 What is the heart on the left elbow?

00:15:40.000 Oh, that's Legend of Zelda.

00:15:42.000 So let me ask you this, man. 1.00

00:15:43.000 You're a fucking huge electronic... 0.99

00:15:46.000 Creative music guy. 0.99

00:15:48.000 I had no idea how big you were, to be honest with you.

00:15:51.000 I had heard of you before. 0.99

00:15:52.000 I thought the logo was cool as fuck. 0.99

00:15:54.000 I'd seen some imagery and some electronic imagery of your mouse logo and shit. 0.98

00:15:59.000 I'm like, wow, there's something compelling about it. 0.91

00:16:02.000 It's like an evil, twisted, psychedelic Mickey Mouse type thing.

00:16:05.000 I don't know.

00:16:05.000 Whatever it was.

00:16:07.000 Then I started looking into it and I read something. 0.99

00:16:11.000 You guys were at the fucking Rogers Center? 0.98

00:16:13.000 You guys did the Rogers Center? 1.00

00:16:14.000 Yeah, that was fucked up. 0.94

00:16:16.000 And I'm like, oh my god, because we did the UFC there, and it was the biggest UFC ever. 0.99

00:16:20.000 It was 60,000 people. 0.99

00:16:21.000 I'm like, you're rocking out to 60,000 fucking people. 0.99

00:16:24.000 Well, we did 20, because we just had the floor and some of the seats, but to see that place filled with 60 must be fucking insane. 0.99

00:16:31.000 I've never seen it with 60. You know, that place is so big, you know the whole deal, how it works, but for people who don't know at home, there's a hotel inside the arena, and the windows face where they play baseball.

00:16:42.000 Like, it's so fucking big, and this is all indoors. 0.99

00:16:45.000 You know, because Canada gets cold as fuck in the winter. 0.99

00:16:48.000 And so, it's so big that you can play baseball. 1.00

00:16:51.000 Guys like Jose Canseco can hit home runs inside this fucking place. 0.99

00:16:54.000 And still have room to spare. 1.00

00:16:57.000 And still not hit the hotel.

00:16:59.000 I mean, it's insanity.

00:17:00.000 It's one of the most amazing constructions I've ever been inside of. 0.91

00:17:04.000 It's also the most insanely fucking impossible to rig, too.

00:17:08.000 Because of the way that that dome is, the retracting dome part... 0.79

00:17:11.000 Those rigging points.

00:17:12.000 So if they wanted to get...

00:17:13.000 I didn't see the UFC show there, but if they wanted lights on top of the ring, well, they can't just float out of nowhere.

00:17:20.000 They have to be rigged.

00:17:21.000 All the way the fuck up to the top of that thing. 0.99

00:17:23.000 All the fucking way to the top. 0.99

00:17:24.000 Oh, my God. 0.99

00:17:25.000 They had to do it with ours, because we had a big spider truss going across the whole thing. 0.76

00:17:28.000 That was only maybe about 30 feet up from the floor, but less, 200 feet from the ceiling. 0.77

00:17:34.000 So it's just like this fucked up rigging.

00:17:36.000 Yeah, that's a big thing with traveling artists, right? 0.55

00:17:38.000 Like the sets that you guys bring, that's like a big thing, right?

00:17:42.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:17:42.000 Like U2 apparently has some monstrous, giganto set that takes like a whole crew of a hundred people.

00:17:46.000 Well, those are different. 0.95

00:17:47.000 Actually, as part of their fucking deal is they permanently build those structures. 0.98

00:17:52.000 Like they literally lay cement and then build. 1.00

00:17:56.000 Fucking buildings. 1.00

00:17:57.000 So when they get to each arena, they do this? 1.00

00:17:59.000 Yes.

00:17:59.000 But they've only done it like...

00:18:01.000 They have different versions of it that they can scale down or scale up.

00:18:05.000 So when they do do it at the Rogers Center, it's like a kind of cheaper version of it, but looks the same kind of thing.

00:18:11.000 But they had some in Europe that they actually had to permanently build a structure for it.

00:18:16.000 And the structure's still fucking there, and they're trying to sell them. 0.96

00:18:18.000 Whoa! 0.99

00:18:19.000 Yeah, it's all part of the thing. 0.99

00:18:21.000 But it's fucking crazy. 0.85

00:18:22.000 I don't think I'll ever go that way. 0.92

00:18:23.000 How did you get to be this guy?

00:18:26.000 What separated you from the pack?

00:18:28.000 I mean, so many people making music electronically.

00:18:31.000 You know, it's such a popular genre now.

00:18:35.000 Did you start off as a DJ? No, no, I've never spun a fucking record in my life. 0.99

00:18:39.000 As a matter of fact, you actually don't like being called a DJ mixer. 0.99

00:18:42.000 You don't like that phrase?

00:18:44.000 How can I say I don't like it?

00:18:45.000 It's so generalized that you kind of have to welcome it.

00:18:47.000 It's like, you know, I'm not a comedian. 0.99

00:18:49.000 I'm a fucking laugh technician. 0.99

00:18:51.000 Right, right, right, right, right. 0.99

00:18:52.000 What would you call yourself?

00:18:54.000 I don't know.

00:18:55.000 A musician.

00:18:56.000 Artist.

00:18:56.000 Producer.

00:18:57.000 Whatever.

00:18:58.000 Eddie is, besides being a jiu-jitsu master, he is.

00:19:01.000 He's a jiu-jitsu master.

00:19:02.000 That's what he does. 0.99

00:19:03.000 No shit. 0.99

00:19:03.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.99

00:19:04.000 It sounded hilarious, but no, he's like one of the top jiu-jitsu instructors in the world.

00:19:07.000 All right, I'll keep my eye on it.

00:19:08.000 He's a famous martial artist.

00:19:10.000 Yeah, for real.

00:19:11.000 I mean, he doesn't look like he's a famous martial artist.

00:19:13.000 But besides that, he makes a lot of music. 0.89

00:19:16.000 He makes a lot of electronic music and shit like that. 0.97

00:19:18.000 So I know... 0.78

00:19:19.000 So do you get, like, hey, you're that karate guy.

00:19:23.000 I'm a musician first.

00:19:24.000 I started jiu-jitsu when I was 24. I've been producing music since I was 10. I got into jiu-jitsu just to stay in shape, and the jiu-jitsu blew up.

00:19:32.000 But I'm like, I'm a fucking musician. 0.99

00:19:34.000 I'm a music producer. 0.99

00:19:35.000 Right, right, right.

00:19:35.000 That's what I do.

00:19:36.000 And the jiu-jitsu was a total hobby on the side, and that blew up, so...

00:19:40.000 So now, over the last five years, I'm trying to prove to all the people that know me through jiu-jitsu.

00:19:46.000 They think, oh, he's trying to do music.

00:19:48.000 They never took my music seriously.

00:19:49.000 Dude, I know people like that around the block.

00:19:51.000 Well, there's always going to be haters in every...

00:19:54.000 Well, it took...

00:19:54.000 I understand it because no one ever in athletics has ever made it in music.

00:19:59.000 So they're looking at me as like some famous athlete who's trying to make it in music.

00:20:04.000 I'm like, dude, I've been...

00:20:05.000 The musician the whole time, the jiu-jitsu was...

00:20:08.000 Brand new and it was part-time.

00:20:09.000 So it's like a weird thing.

00:20:11.000 What about the Super Bowl shuffle?

00:20:13.000 Are you ignoring the Super Bowl shuffle?

00:20:15.000 What is that?

00:20:15.000 When you say no famous athletes have ever made it in music?

00:20:18.000 What's the Super Bowl shuffle?

00:20:19.000 You don't remember?

00:20:21.000 It sounds so fucking awesome.

00:20:21.000 Chicago Bears, the Super Bowl shuffle.

00:20:24.000 Refrigerator Perry.

00:20:25.000 There's only a couple.

00:20:27.000 Shaq did an album.

00:20:28.000 Yeah, Shaq did great.

00:20:30.000 I thought his album was excellent.

00:20:31.000 Kobe Bryant, I think, did an R&B record.

00:20:33.000 No, he didn't. 1.00

00:20:34.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:20:35.000 He did. 1.00

00:20:35.000 Kobe Bryant did not do an R&B record. 1.00

00:20:37.000 Yes, he did.

00:20:37.000 Oh, my God.

00:20:37.000 I would love to listen to that just for the fucking pure comedy of it.

00:20:40.000 I could be wrong, but I'm 90% right. 0.98

00:20:41.000 Yo, see if you can find Kobe Bryant.

00:20:43.000 Please Google that.

00:20:44.000 I need to know that this is real.

00:20:45.000 I need to have the Kobe Bryant R&B record.

00:20:47.000 There's never been a professional, famous athlete who has made it in music.

00:20:51.000 There's never been.

00:20:52.000 It's just the world won't give you both.

00:20:54.000 That's the problem.

00:20:55.000 That's the problem.

00:20:56.000 I've been a musician my whole life, and I'm not an athlete.

00:20:59.000 Right.

00:21:00.000 I'm not an athlete. 1.00

00:21:01.000 The world says fuck you. 1.00

00:21:02.000 We don't care. 1.00

00:21:03.000 We're only going to give you one.

00:21:04.000 How did you get through?

00:21:07.000 Take us through.

00:21:07.000 What did you do?

00:21:09.000 I guess the way it kind of looks over the last five years is you get a lot of people thinking this is some culminated overnight bullshit story that's happened over the last three. 0.61

00:21:21.000 In my mind, and I know because I've grown up with it, it's a culmination of 10 years of just wanting to do something, have some predefined bullshit goals, and then work towards it.

00:21:34.000 Because I really got interested in computer music when I was about You know, 16, 17, and it was at such a time in the world where computer music wasn't really feasible.

00:21:46.000 It was like...

00:21:46.000 You know Russell Peters, the comedian?

00:21:48.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's Canadian.

00:21:49.000 He loves you.

00:21:50.000 Yeah, we all know.

00:21:51.000 He's on his way down.

00:21:51.000 Oh, is he really?

00:21:52.000 Yeah, he's coming because he wants to meet you.

00:21:53.000 I met him.

00:21:55.000 Well, he wants to hang out with you.

00:21:56.000 Oh, okay. 1.00

00:21:57.000 Fuck yeah. 0.99

00:21:57.000 Can I tell my story of how I actually met Deadmau5 at a show you did? 0.99

00:22:04.000 What do you prefer?

00:22:05.000 Do you prefer your actual name? 1.00

00:22:06.000 Well, if we start fucking saying dead, there's going to be another death rumor. 0.99

00:22:11.000 I've had three in the last four months. 0.99

00:22:14.000 Can you hear about Whitney Houston today, man?

00:22:16.000 What?

00:22:16.000 Can you hear about Whitney Houston today?

00:22:18.000 Yeah, you know what?

00:22:18.000 I just heard about it about like three hours ago.

00:22:21.000 Was it coke related?

00:22:21.000 Who knows?

00:22:22.000 You know, who knows?

00:22:24.000 I have no idea.

00:22:25.000 But she's 48 years old.

00:22:26.000 You gotta wonder, you know, what happened.

00:22:28.000 It's fairly young to just be dying.

00:22:31.000 It's very sad, man.

00:22:32.000 If it is a cocaine thing, if all the rumors are true, obviously, I'm never hanging out with her.

00:22:38.000 I don't know if she's really doing coke or was doing coke.

00:22:40.000 Joey Diaz told us those great stories.

00:22:42.000 Remember that?

00:22:43.000 Yeah.

00:22:43.000 Oh my god.

00:22:44.000 I tweeted that today and people got mad at me because I tweeted that story.

00:22:47.000 It's a great story.

00:22:48.000 I'm kind of hoping...

00:22:49.000 She was an amazing artist, but, you know... 0.60

00:22:51.000 So were you into Depeche Mode?

00:22:55.000 Yeah, like Tears for Fears.

00:22:56.000 That was like the closest thing to electronic music that I liked growing up.

00:22:59.000 Depeche has always been...

00:23:00.000 That's my soul, is Depeche Mode.

00:23:02.000 What were you saying about Whitney Houston?

00:23:03.000 You were kind of hoping what?

00:23:04.000 Well, I mean, I'm just kind of like morbidly hoping it's not too drug-related or drug-related for that matter, too.

00:23:10.000 And I'm saying it's like, she's dead. 1.00

00:23:11.000 It's a shitty fucking thing. 1.00

00:23:13.000 But it would just be an extra shame if it was all... 1.00

00:23:16.000 Well, the only thing that would help, if anything, is that maybe it might influence some people to avoid those particular drugs.

00:23:25.000 There's no happy ending coke stories. 0.89

00:23:28.000 It wasn't until I started doing coke that I really got my shit together. 0.95

00:23:33.000 We always talk about weed. 0.95

00:23:35.000 Eddie, you and I in particular, we're always so positive about weed.

00:23:40.000 You don't have to use hand signals, man.

00:23:42.000 You want another Corona?

00:23:42.000 Yeah, hey, someone, can I have another Corona?

00:23:45.000 Hey, Brian.

00:23:45.000 Can I send you a beer run or send homegirl?

00:23:48.000 I don't want to interrupt the talking people.

00:23:50.000 Hey, homegirl, come here. 1.00

00:23:52.000 Hey, Penhouse Pet of the Year.

00:23:54.000 That's how strong this place is.

00:23:55.000 Penhouse Pet of the Year.

00:23:56.000 You just got awarded.

00:23:59.000 I'll give you that award.

00:24:00.000 Here, I'll have her work. 1.00

00:24:01.000 Here, give this to the bartender. 0.75

00:24:04.000 Thank you.

00:24:05.000 Yeah, and just go get a bunch of beers.

00:24:10.000 That's exactly what I was thinking, too.

00:24:12.000 I was totally thinking.

00:24:12.000 Right before you said, I'm like, there's no beer.

00:24:15.000 You know what?

00:24:15.000 We can't go to the bar.

00:24:16.000 So it's the rest of the show with no more beer.

00:24:19.000 That's going to get boring.

00:24:20.000 You know why he was thinking that?

00:24:21.000 Because the Indian's out right now. 1.00

00:24:24.000 Well, the Indians won't come out in less than three Coronas. 0.99

00:24:28.000 The Indians won't come out tonight.

00:24:28.000 No.

00:24:29.000 I'd have to have like four or five shots.

00:24:31.000 Come on.

00:24:31.000 Dude, the Indians are already out.

00:24:32.000 I got news for you.

00:24:34.000 The Indians here right now. 0.92

00:24:36.000 He's here right now, bro.

00:24:37.000 He's sharpening his tomahawk with a file.

00:24:41.000 Are we on the air?

00:24:43.000 No, definitely not.

00:24:44.000 Are we taking a break?

00:24:45.000 No, we're on the air, man. 0.99

00:24:46.000 Oh, shit, okay. 0.99

00:24:47.000 Yeah, we're not going anywhere. 1.00

00:24:48.000 So bring us back to it.

00:24:51.000 Tears for Fears.

00:24:52.000 Yeah, oh, yeah.

00:24:53.000 You know what?

00:24:53.000 My dad, I kind of owe it to Columbia House.

00:24:56.000 Thank God they're not fucking around too much these days because they'd be the first on dibs. 0.92

00:25:00.000 But with the whole Columbia House deal, as you know, my dad got this new Luxman CD player. 0.99

00:25:05.000 Cutting-edge fucking technology at the time. 0.98

00:25:07.000 And he bought into that... 1.00

00:25:10.000 You know, get X CDs for a penny shit thing. 0.98

00:25:13.000 You remember that? 0.99

00:25:14.000 Yeah, I remember that.

00:25:15.000 Dude, I did that a lot. 1.00

00:25:17.000 I did that shit a lot. 0.99

00:25:19.000 How did they ever make any money? 1.00

00:25:20.000 Exactly, right? 0.98

00:25:21.000 Well, they must have made at least fucking 100 cents. 0.98

00:25:24.000 Something must have happened. 0.99

00:25:25.000 A lot of pennies. 0.99

00:25:25.000 Damn, I totally forgot about that. 0.99

00:25:27.000 Yeah, I forgot about that too. 0.99

00:25:28.000 Dude, I did it twice with cassettes.

00:25:32.000 11 CDs for a penny.

00:25:34.000 I don't think I ever got to the CDs.

00:25:36.000 You gotta buy one a year or something. 0.79

00:25:37.000 Something ridiculous like that.

00:25:39.000 And they send them to you and you ignore them. 0.72

00:25:41.000 If you don't send them back, you owe them money or something like that.

00:25:44.000 That actually was part of it.

00:25:46.000 That's how they afford it. 1.00

00:25:47.000 Shit was completely ridiculous. 1.00

00:25:48.000 You just put your fake names. 1.00

00:25:48.000 You just put any name. 1.00

00:25:49.000 Your address, any name.

00:25:51.000 That's not me.

00:25:52.000 Do you remember that?

00:25:53.000 What a preposterous marketing strategy. 1.00

00:25:55.000 We're gonna get you 100 fucking CDs for 99 cents. 0.99

00:25:59.000 How do you split that with the bands? 1.00

00:26:01.000 Fuck! 1.00

00:26:02.000 Holy shit! 1.00

00:26:03.000 They're already getting nothing. 0.99

00:26:04.000 Yeah, what was it?

00:26:05.000 Just like extra stock?

00:26:07.000 I mean, what was that?

00:26:09.000 More foreigner albums were distributed that way than anything.

00:26:13.000 Dude, Foreigner and Journey. 0.99

00:26:16.000 Those fucking Journey cassettes just flew out the door. 0.99

00:26:20.000 That was the first thing that people picked on the list. 0.99

00:26:22.000 Dude, I was working at a record store right when CDs were coming in and cassettes were going down.

00:26:27.000 We still had records, but cassettes were the bomb.

00:26:31.000 Cassettes were everything.

00:26:33.000 Did you get Heineken's? 0.98

00:26:36.000 Or did you just get all this gay Mexican beer? 0.99

00:26:39.000 I'll have a Corona. 0.99

00:26:40.000 That's cool.

00:26:40.000 That's a lot of Coronas.

00:26:41.000 Coronas are cool.

00:26:42.000 Thank you, sir. 0.99

00:26:42.000 Holy shit. 0.99

00:26:45.000 So anyway, so you started creating music, and how did you get, I mean, you obviously, there's been some sort of a massive leap somewhere along the line that you've gotten to be this guy who could fucking sell the Rogers Center. 0.99

00:26:56.000 I mean, that's incredible, man.

00:26:58.000 It took a while.

00:26:59.000 You know, it took like, you know, four years.

00:27:02.000 That's insane!

00:27:03.000 Four years! 0.99

00:27:03.000 I know, I know, it's fucking crazy. 0.99

00:27:05.000 How did that happen, man? 0.99

00:27:06.000 How did it happen? 0.98

00:27:06.000 Don't you ever fucking say that's a while, man. 0.98

00:27:09.000 That's crazy. 0.99

00:27:10.000 You know how many people are screaming at their computer right now?

00:27:14.000 A while!

00:27:15.000 To go from four years of creating music to all of a sudden be selling out the Rogers Center, that's amazing.

00:27:20.000 Yeah, that is really cool.

00:27:21.000 That's staggering, dude.

00:27:22.000 Well, you know, it's just, I guess I'm super lucky to be in this climate of the development of...

00:27:28.000 What I'm trying to get at is how do you think you hit this resonance?

00:27:32.000 I mean, what you're doing is really funky, electronic shit, but you obviously have hit a resonance that people are really drawn to. 0.75

00:27:42.000 It's not simply, you know, you've been in the business, you got lucky, you stumbled in. 0.94

00:27:47.000 No, there's people that love the sounds you're creating.

00:27:51.000 Yeah, okay.

00:27:52.000 I mean, there's definitely a music element in that, of course.

00:27:54.000 Yeah.

00:27:55.000 No doubt.

00:27:56.000 Since I was eight, my parents put me in piano boot camp after school, so between the hours of three and when they got off of work, I was classically trained the whole time.

00:28:04.000 Wow.

00:28:04.000 Okay.

00:28:05.000 Oh, wow.

00:28:06.000 That's making sense now. 1.00

00:28:07.000 But I forgot all that shit when I was 16, because then computers kind of came out, and I'm like, well, fuck a piano. 1.00

00:28:13.000 Right. 1.00

00:28:14.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:28:15.000 But fuck me, did that ever come in handy later? 1.00

00:28:18.000 I'm sure. 1.00

00:28:19.000 Are you kidding?

00:28:20.000 Work out melodies, counter melodies, all that stuff requires a certain amount of intelligence.

00:28:25.000 It's not just random notes.

00:28:28.000 That mouse head is a good move too, dude.

00:28:31.000 I'll tell you what, listening to you because of the mouse head makes me feel cooler.

00:28:36.000 When I was watching some YouTube clips, and you were on stage, and you had the mouse head on, and you were rocking out, and the crowd was rocking out, and I was like, there's something dope about that. 0.99

00:28:44.000 There's something, I like the fact that this fucking guy is wearing a crazy giant mouse head.

00:28:48.000 He was actually a big influence on my idea for the logo, because I've always recognized him as his mouse head, and so then I was like, dude, you are a master almost of marketing, because you know the idea of the mouse. 0.98

00:29:02.000 I did do a lot of that. 0.97

00:29:03.000 How does Disney not sue the dick off you? 0.97

00:29:06.000 Well, no, me and Disney are cool now. 0.98

00:29:07.000 You're cool now?

00:29:08.000 Yeah, actually.

00:29:08.000 It was really funny.

00:29:09.000 We had to play a show in Anaheim once at the thing, and they were like, dude, Disney called, and they want you to come play it. 1.00

00:29:16.000 Dude, I'm thinking I'm going to be led into this fucking darkroom, and Mickey and Goofy are going to come out with some fucking bastards beating the shit out of me. 0.99

00:29:24.000 Come here, Joel. 1.00

00:29:27.000 What the fuck do you think you're up to? 1.00

00:29:28.000 What the fuck? 1.00

00:29:29.000 So Disney has never had an issue with it at all? 1.00

00:29:32.000 No, we're totally cool.

00:29:34.000 Because it is a different shape.

00:29:35.000 It is a different shape.

00:29:36.000 But it is a mouse.

00:29:37.000 They're not really...

00:29:39.000 Well, I guess there are sections of them that are in the music business and stuff like that, but it's so distinguishable between the two identities that they're just like, yeah, that's cool.

00:29:48.000 But I'm wondering at the same time too because when I did file for design patents on my logo and stuff like that, it's like one of the first things I had to do was go to different countries and apply for logo copyrights and stuff like that. 0.99

00:30:02.000 Now Disney must have a crack fucking team of experts, of people doing this shit. 0.55

00:30:07.000 Because I'll tell you, I used to work for a software company in Belgium that used to have a studio software and it was called Fruity Loops. 1.00

00:30:15.000 One of my favorites. 0.97

00:30:17.000 Kellogg's put a fucking cease and desist on the name. 0.98

00:30:21.000 And dude, we're talking serial and music application. 0.98

00:30:26.000 Nothing to do with each other.

00:30:27.000 But for whatever reason, they gave in to the machine and said, we're going to have to rename this.

00:30:33.000 But everyone still calls it...

00:30:35.000 Yeah.

00:30:36.000 But if they own the name, they don't want you using it for anything.

00:30:40.000 I can understand that.

00:30:40.000 Well, true.

00:30:41.000 Like mouse.

00:30:41.000 Danger mouse.

00:30:42.000 Dead mouse. 1.00

00:30:43.000 Fucking mighty mouse. 1.00

00:30:44.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

00:30:45.000 I'm sure everyone's been through it.

00:30:46.000 But you can't own an animal.

00:30:47.000 You don't get to, I'm lying.

00:30:49.000 I'm the only lying.

00:30:51.000 You know, you don't get to own that. 0.98

00:30:52.000 That's silly.

00:30:53.000 True, but the similarities of the, you know, the circle and the thing, you know, I thought that was a little close, so I kind of thought that maybe someone was asleep at the wheel, you know, when that had gone through, because basically one day it was a call from my lawyer saying, dude, you got the patent, you're good.

00:31:09.000 So you're virtually untouchable right now.

00:31:10.000 You know what? 0.99

00:31:11.000 I think Disney, they're so baller, they don't give a fuck. 0.99

00:31:14.000 Disney, they're just, the executives are sitting around in gold underwear, laying on stacks of cash. 1.00

00:31:19.000 Let that bitch have his fucking logo. 1.00

00:31:22.000 Whatever. 1.00

00:31:23.000 Who gives a shit? 0.99

00:31:25.000 Certain departments of Disney are suing other departments of Disney. 0.99

00:31:29.000 For real?

00:31:30.000 Well, I'm sure.

00:31:31.000 Do you know this for a fact?

00:31:32.000 No, I don't.

00:31:33.000 We should be really careful about that.

00:31:36.000 I'm sure it happens, you know what I mean?

00:31:38.000 Probably doesn't happen.

00:31:39.000 I'm going to go out on a limb and say it doesn't happen.

00:31:41.000 Disney was actually where I got my very first development deal.

00:31:43.000 I did a sitcom for Disney in 1994. Oh, and then I'll just shut the fuck up then. 0.99

00:31:47.000 They were very nice. 1.00

00:31:48.000 And I was a dirty comedian, man. 1.00

00:31:50.000 I was a fucking terrible, dirty comedian. 1.00

00:31:52.000 And they gave me a development deal. 1.00

00:31:54.000 They were pretty cool.

00:31:55.000 They're a lot more open-minded than you would think.

00:31:57.000 They're essentially just an entertainment company. 0.99

00:31:59.000 But the name Disney, you automatically associate everything with super family values type shit. 0.98

00:32:05.000 Everyone I was up to. 0.98

00:32:06.000 Jonas Brothers and all that.

00:32:08.000 That's just smart business.

00:32:10.000 There's a lot of money in that babysitting money. 0.99

00:32:13.000 It's a fucking lot of money, man. 0.99

00:32:14.000 It's out there. 0.99

00:32:15.000 Like Bill Hicks used to talk about. 1.00

00:32:18.000 Remember when Tiffany and Debbie Gibson were all the shit? 0.99

00:32:23.000 That's when Bill Hicks was alive. 0.99

00:32:25.000 And he used to have all these jokes about Tiffany and Debbie Gibson and how ridiculous it was. 0.67

00:32:29.000 But the bottom line is somebody likes that, man. 0.56

00:32:31.000 Somebody likes that.

00:32:32.000 There's babysitting money out there.

00:32:35.000 When you met Miyamoto, one, where did you meet him?

00:32:39.000 I think I was the only guy that was able to spot him out as he walked by.

00:32:42.000 Is that the game designer that we're talking about?

00:32:44.000 Yeah.

00:32:44.000 Creators, Super Mario Brothers, all that stuff.

00:32:48.000 Where were you?

00:32:49.000 Whoa! 0.71

00:32:50.000 Baseline!

00:32:51.000 Baseline!

00:32:52.000 Where were you at when that happened?

00:32:53.000 I was actually in my trailer.

00:32:55.000 He was not to be announced.

00:32:58.000 Is his last name Miyamoto?

00:32:59.000 Miyamoto.

00:33:00.000 His last name.

00:33:01.000 Yeah, Shigeru.

00:33:02.000 In Japanese, if your name was like Miyamoto Musashi, if that was your name, you would say Musashi Miyamoto, right?

00:33:11.000 I believe so.

00:33:12.000 What's going on there, Brian?

00:33:13.000 Being assaulted?

00:33:15.000 Your mic is totally dead.

00:33:16.000 Oh, there you go.

00:33:18.000 So he has another name.

00:33:19.000 Is that Misashi his last name?

00:33:21.000 Miyamoto's his last name.

00:33:22.000 Shigeru is his first name.

00:33:23.000 Oh, Miyamoto Shigeru.

00:33:24.000 Because you even in your live shows, you incorporate like your logo inside like video games and stuff like on your LED wall, right?

00:33:32.000 I've seen that before.

00:33:33.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:33:34.000 Did he know who you were?

00:33:36.000 Yeah.

00:33:37.000 I don't know, but he's very Japanese.

00:33:41.000 He had a translator with him and all that.

00:33:43.000 So it was actually kind of funny when I talked to him.

00:33:45.000 Obviously, I told him I was a big fan.

00:33:47.000 He's like, oh, okay.

00:33:48.000 And then, you know, I've got this ghost boo tattoo on him.

00:33:51.000 Did he sign your arm?

00:33:52.000 Yeah, he did.

00:33:53.000 Oh, that's badass.

00:33:53.000 So he signed my arm and I immediately called up PeeWee on Sunset.

00:33:57.000 And I'm like, bro, I gotta tattoo this.

00:34:00.000 Yeah, I've seen a few people have other people's names tattooed on their arms.

00:34:05.000 Mark Maron recently did that.

00:34:07.000 Some guy had Mark sign his arm that he had tattooed on.

00:34:10.000 That's got to be a trip.

00:34:11.000 Well, I've done that for a lot of fans, too.

00:34:13.000 It only seems right, you know what I mean? 0.77

00:34:15.000 Because you're thinking for a while, like, man, this kid's crazy.

00:34:18.000 And you're like, he's like, sign my arm, sign my arm.

00:34:20.000 I'm going to get this tattooed.

00:34:21.000 And I sign his arm.

00:34:21.000 And lo and behold, I see him at a future gig.

00:34:23.000 He's like, dude, remember you sign my arm? 1.00

00:34:25.000 Fuck. 1.00

00:34:25.000 I'm like, dude, that is nuts. 1.00

00:34:27.000 It happens with Kiss a lot.

00:34:28.000 I have a t-shirt.

00:34:30.000 I have a t-shirt company.

00:34:31.000 It's called Higher Primate.

00:34:33.000 It's one of them that I'm wearing.

00:34:34.000 It's all mostly just monkeys and weed and monkeys and psychedelics, monkeys and DMT, monkeys and mushrooms.

00:34:40.000 But a lot of people have taken the images and turned them into tattoos.

00:34:45.000 And it's crazy.

00:34:46.000 I've collected a bunch of images, but it's really a trip to me.

00:34:49.000 They're like...

00:34:50.000 These teachers that I'm selling, like one dude has the whole back of his neck is this psychedelic monkey, a monkey in the lotus position, his third eyes glowing, and it's like, it's pretty fucking badass.

00:35:00.000 He's sitting on the DMT molecule inside of a lotus flower.

00:35:04.000 This guy's got it tattooed on his neck.

00:35:06.000 I'm like, this is kind of crazy.

00:35:08.000 And that thing, the Brian's logo, the Death Squad logo, but it's actually changed.

00:35:13.000 The new one is different.

00:35:14.000 So, unfortunately, for all those people that got that one...

00:35:17.000 He was telling me about this on the way in.

00:35:19.000 He changed it.

00:35:19.000 I don't like that you changed it.

00:35:21.000 The new one sucks. 0.98

00:35:22.000 I'm going to be honest with you. 1.00

00:35:23.000 This one's the shit. 1.00

00:35:24.000 Whatever, you don't like the Hitler one. 1.00

00:35:26.000 I don't like the mustache.

00:35:27.000 I mean, the chaplain.

00:35:28.000 I don't like his chaplain, but I do like the fact that he's strapped together with dynamite.

00:35:32.000 The new guy, it's like he's a bunny from another planet.

00:35:37.000 Yeah, he's a robot.

00:35:38.000 Don't make fun of bunnies, please.

00:35:39.000 I love bunnies.

00:35:40.000 Yeah.

00:35:40.000 They're delicious.

00:35:41.000 You must have... 1.00

00:35:42.000 Don't even fuck you up. 1.00

00:35:44.000 Indian will fuck you up. 1.00

00:35:45.000 You were saying that millions of people have your tattoo. 1.00

00:35:50.000 Millions?

00:35:50.000 I even thought about...

00:35:52.000 There has to be a lot.

00:35:53.000 Definitely in the hundreds of thousands.

00:35:55.000 That's amazing.

00:35:56.000 Hundreds of thousands.

00:35:58.000 I've actually even thought about getting your local online.

00:36:00.000 I have the first one.

00:36:01.000 Why don't you get it?

00:36:02.000 This is the first one.

00:36:04.000 Oh, wow.

00:36:05.000 And what is on the right-hand side of the mouse?

00:36:07.000 Actually, I'll tell you a funny story.

00:36:08.000 It's a UPC barcode because I was working with a software company at the time and they did a barcode measurement system kind of thing and I thought, wow, I wonder if you could actually scan a barcode that if it was like tattooed on you and then it didn't work. 0.96

00:36:25.000 Myth fucking busted. 0.97

00:36:27.000 There you go. 0.99

00:36:28.000 You started off doing web design, right?

00:36:31.000 Yeah.

00:36:31.000 I also did, and I hated it.

00:36:33.000 Did you enjoy it?

00:36:34.000 Well, I enjoyed it when it was cool and fun, and I had a really client, and he's like, yeah, that's rad.

00:36:39.000 But I hated it when, hey, it's a little too blue.

00:36:43.000 Yeah.

00:36:43.000 Maybe we can add some green.

00:36:44.000 What do you mean by blue? 0.99

00:36:44.000 It's like, dude, well, I'm the fucking designer. 0.99

00:36:47.000 Right. 1.00

00:36:47.000 So how about I design the fucking thing? 1.00

00:36:48.000 Well, if you got all the ideas in your head and you know how to do it, then what the fuck do you need me for? 1.00

00:36:53.000 Take my money. 0.99

00:36:57.000 If you had a client and the client came to you and said, hey, we have our dairy farm.

00:37:02.000 We're trying to build a website. 1.00

00:37:03.000 You're like, all right, I'm going to do it my way, bitch. 1.00

00:37:05.000 Well... 0.99

00:37:06.000 My way in what I would think is kind of cool.

00:37:10.000 You work with a customer to agree, but some of the customers are just like, some of the clients are just like, dude, you're doing this wrong.

00:37:16.000 And I think that, you know, the balance of the way that this loads is going to be.

00:37:20.000 Yeah, I understand what you're saying.

00:37:22.000 Then why don't you do it?

00:37:23.000 Yeah, you have to have a certain amount of artistic license to do anything.

00:37:26.000 Of course you only think that.

00:37:27.000 You don't actually go to them.

00:37:29.000 But that's also one of the reasons why you're probably so great at your music is that you have a very specific vision and you're really enchanted by that vision.

00:37:38.000 You want to follow it.

00:37:39.000 Well that's the fun thing about being a producer of electronic music because electronic music has had this stigma for a good decade and a half of basically people taking other people's music. 0.92

00:37:49.000 And then, you know, working in all these justifications as to why it's an art form, okay, yes, turntablism in itself, definitely a fucking art form, you know, it's like, look at the fucking Q-Berts, you know, and all that shit, just going fucking crazy with that, that's fine, but... 1.00

00:38:01.000 I always say, can you do it? 0.96

00:38:03.000 Can I do it?

00:38:04.000 I can't do it.

00:38:04.000 Well, there's gotta be an art form.

00:38:05.000 No, yeah.

00:38:06.000 It's gotta be.

00:38:07.000 You can't tell me that there's not a...

00:38:08.000 I think carpentry's an art form.

00:38:10.000 Absolutely.

00:38:10.000 It absolutely is.

00:38:11.000 Everything is, you know.

00:38:12.000 Sure, everything with focus and intent, and you use your creativity...

00:38:16.000 But, you know, since, you know, the term DJ, you know, was coined and then people started getting like kind of lazy with it to the point, well, with electronic music to where you could just play the hit big track and then just fade out that last 30 seconds and then fade in the first 30 seconds of the other one.

00:38:33.000 Now that's...

00:38:33.000 To me, that's not very artful.

00:38:36.000 And it's not you.

00:38:37.000 And you're not adding any unique element into it.

00:38:39.000 So to have the kind of control where you're making the music that allows you to do that and in different ways, you know what I mean? 0.98

00:38:45.000 That's what makes it special and unique to that one guy as opposed to unique to that one group of fucking guys. 0.99

00:38:50.000 And it was getting really stagnant. 0.99

00:38:53.000 And there was DJ this, DJ that, DJ this, DJ that. 0.96

00:38:55.000 When it was all down to the playlist at the end of the day and none of those guys had any of their own shit in there that made it unique to them. 0.96

00:39:02.000 It's just like... 0.85

00:39:03.000 I think that's just a part of the natural evolution of music and that sort of had to happen before everybody went, hey, you know what, man? 1.00

00:39:08.000 You guys are just copying other people's shit. 0.99

00:39:10.000 Well, I mean, you take it like caveman styles, right? 1.00

00:39:13.000 You got a guy with a fucking log and he's going on the fucking log and everyone's like, yeah, right. 0.99

00:39:17.000 And then this other dude was like, yeah, well, fucking check this out. 0.99

00:39:19.000 And he takes the fucking log and does the exact same thing. 0.99

00:39:21.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

00:39:22.000 And then he's like debunking the other fucking dude. 0.99

00:39:26.000 Right. 0.99

00:39:26.000 Escalating it. 0.99

00:39:28.000 People would criticize you. 1.00

00:39:30.000 All you're doing is playing other people's shit. 1.00

00:39:32.000 And then people go, okay, well, I'm going to make my own shit. 1.00

00:39:34.000 Is that what happened? 0.99

00:39:35.000 I think that's what happened.

00:39:36.000 Yeah.

00:39:36.000 And it had to happen because it was...

00:39:39.000 To legitimize the music.

00:39:40.000 Well, both that and make things unique that were associated with that one person as opposed to something that was this group of people that you weren't quite sure who was doing what and which DJ was better than the other one.

00:39:54.000 I love the fact that you can just make all these noises just on your computer now.

00:39:59.000 I mean, I know you might not be able to do what you do, but Brian's made some crazy shit just with garage bands. 0.90

00:40:05.000 Yeah, absolutely. 0.80

00:40:06.000 GarageBand!

00:40:06.000 Justice's whole last album was done completely in GarageBand.

00:40:10.000 That's crazy!

00:40:10.000 And they're huge!

00:40:11.000 What is it?

00:40:12.000 Justice.

00:40:12.000 Justice?

00:40:13.000 I've never heard of them.

00:40:14.000 Justice, really?

00:40:15.000 I'm an old man.

00:40:16.000 Oh, okay, you're old.

00:40:17.000 I listen to like Greg Allman.

00:40:19.000 Well, they're a little dirtier, a little grungier sounding than my stuff.

00:40:22.000 I listen to Leonard Skinner. 1.00

00:40:23.000 Fucking, their shit is awesome. 1.00

00:40:25.000 It is so lo-fi, low-tech, no million-dollar studio bullshit. 1.00

00:40:30.000 Do you like bands like the Black Keys? 0.78

00:40:32.000 I love them.

00:40:32.000 I love, actually, I worked with them.

00:40:35.000 Your fucking cat's meowing. 1.00

00:40:37.000 Is it? 1.00

00:40:37.000 Freak. 1.00

00:40:39.000 Sorry.

00:40:39.000 You work with them?

00:40:40.000 Where'd you work with them?

00:40:41.000 Oh, we did the VGAs.

00:40:43.000 Or, sorry, the VMAs.

00:40:44.000 Oh, really?

00:40:45.000 Wow. 0.99

00:40:45.000 Oh, wait, what the fuck did we do? 0.99

00:40:46.000 What was it? 0.99

00:40:47.000 Oh, my God.

00:40:48.000 Really?

00:40:49.000 Are you sleeping? 1.00

00:40:50.000 My manager's fucking asleep. 1.00

00:40:51.000 Earning this 20%. 1.00

00:40:53.000 Whoa, hold on, 20 for real?

00:40:55.000 Talk to me about that. 1.00

00:40:56.000 Listen, that's bullshit. 0.99

00:40:57.000 We negotiate, Dean. 1.00

00:40:59.000 Yeah, we're supposed to pay 20. There's my one.

00:41:03.000 I haven't even heard of the best getting more than 15. It's okay.

00:41:07.000 He earns it. 0.94

00:41:08.000 He's tired because he was working so fucking hard today at the Grammys. 0.96

00:41:12.000 My goodness. 0.82

00:41:13.000 Are you nominated for anything?

00:41:14.000 Yeah.

00:41:15.000 Three.

00:41:15.000 Three of them.

00:41:16.000 Wow.

00:41:17.000 Don't ask me what they are, please.

00:41:19.000 It's kind of cool.

00:41:20.000 Best dance, I believe.

00:41:22.000 You gotta know.

00:41:23.000 Come on.

00:41:24.000 I got a VH1 Best of Award. 1.00

00:41:27.000 So anyway, fuck, you're making me lose shit. 1.00

00:41:29.000 Sorry. 1.00

00:41:30.000 Black Keys.

00:41:30.000 Yeah, Black Keys.

00:41:32.000 Dude, it was amazing.

00:41:32.000 We did, oh, the VMAs.

00:41:34.000 Yes, the Video Music Awards.

00:41:36.000 Is that MTV? Yes.

00:41:38.000 Yeah, and we kind of, I was kind of charged with the task of being like the house music guy, like, you know, throughout the whole night.

00:41:46.000 And so, like, and the commercial break, here's this guy in the mouse head.

00:41:49.000 Okay, here's a commercial.

00:41:50.000 VMS, you did the Virgin Mobile Fest.

00:41:52.000 VMA. Oh.

00:41:54.000 Virgin Music Awards. 1.00

00:41:55.000 Fuck. 1.00

00:41:55.000 Video Music Awards. 1.00

00:41:56.000 It should be the MVAs.

00:41:58.000 Music Video Awards.

00:41:59.000 Right?

00:42:00.000 It was for all the videos.

00:42:01.000 Video Music Awards.

00:42:02.000 So I had to work with all these other artists like Robin and Jason Derulo, the Black Keys, and someone else.

00:42:09.000 But anyway, the point was is I had to kind of take their stuff and electronicize it and remix it in a way that, you know, they could either perform with and play with and all that stuff.

00:42:20.000 And I did...

00:42:22.000 I did that song, that really good song by the Black Keys.

00:42:25.000 A new one, an older one?

00:42:27.000 No, it's an older one.

00:42:27.000 It was their big hit.

00:42:29.000 Joe loves the Black Keys.

00:42:31.000 He talks about them all the time.

00:42:32.000 I'm trying to think of what song you could be thinking.

00:42:36.000 They have so many songs.

00:42:37.000 Tighten Up.

00:42:38.000 Thank you.

00:42:38.000 Is it Tighten Up?

00:42:39.000 Yes, it was definitely Tighten Up.

00:42:40.000 And it was really cool.

00:42:41.000 So I did this kind of cool version of it and then played that out during the commercial break.

00:42:46.000 And they were into it, and they were like, dude, yeah, we should probably make this an unofficial remix or something like that.

00:42:53.000 And I'm just like, oh man, that'd be awesome. 0.78

00:42:54.000 But I got to work on so much shit that we never got around to it. 0.98

00:42:59.000 Oh, that's too bad. 0.99

00:43:02.000 People's taste in music is so bizarre.

00:43:06.000 I asked Brian to put on Little Black Submarines last night while we were doing our Ice House Chronicles show.

00:43:11.000 This is one of my favorite songs. 1.00

00:43:12.000 I love this fucking song. 0.99

00:43:14.000 And I expected a lot of people, and most people on Twitter, ironically, were in agreement. 1.00

00:43:20.000 Like, wow, what a great fucking song. 1.00

00:43:21.000 But on my message board, my message board is filled with so many cunts. 1.00

00:43:25.000 It's a cunt. 1.00

00:43:26.000 It's a cunt room. 1.00

00:43:27.000 You just close it down and kill them all. 1.00

00:43:29.000 It really is a cunt farm. 1.00

00:43:29.000 Can we say cunt on the show? 1.00

00:43:30.000 Can we say cunt? 1.00

00:43:31.000 You can say cunt. 1.00

00:43:31.000 You can say fucking cunt. 1.00

00:43:32.000 It's a cunt farm. 1.00

00:43:34.000 Guys, we're shitting on this song. 1.00

00:43:36.000 It's nothing. 0.98

00:43:37.000 It makes me think of Stairway to Heaven. 1.00

00:43:38.000 Shut your fucking dumb hole. 1.00

00:43:41.000 Cunt hole. 1.00

00:43:41.000 Shut your cunt holes. 1.00

00:43:42.000 You dumb, negative, twat-faced fuckhead. 1.00

00:43:44.000 It's a great goddamn song. 1.00

00:43:46.000 For you to just get all negative like that, I guarantee your life is a bag of shit. 1.00

00:43:50.000 It's okay to be subjective about music. 1.00

00:43:53.000 It's okay to be subjective, but it's not okay to be like, you know what, fuck all this. 0.99

00:43:57.000 That song's brilliant, man. 0.99

00:43:59.000 It's brilliant.

00:44:00.000 I'm just kidding, obviously.

00:44:02.000 You're allowed to hate it.

00:44:03.000 Obviously. 1.00

00:44:03.000 I'm only fucking around. 1.00

00:44:04.000 People are like, yeah, man! 0.99

00:44:05.000 Will you fucking dictate what I like? 0.97

00:44:07.000 A lot of this passion is just for entertainment, okay? 0.99

00:44:10.000 I don't really want you to...

00:44:11.000 People get so serious.

00:44:12.000 Like, we were talking about Margaret Thatcher the other day, and I'm like, women shouldn't be allowed to run anything. 1.00

00:44:18.000 Half of that, I'm joking around.

00:44:19.000 It's for fun.

00:44:20.000 But I got so many women that got mad at me. 1.00

00:44:22.000 Like, really?

00:44:23.000 I mean, do you not know any men?

00:44:25.000 Do you not know what happens when five guys get together and drink and smoke pot? 1.00

00:44:28.000 They start talking shit. 1.00

00:44:29.000 And when one guy starts talking about how awesome Margaret Thatcher is, every other dude in the room goes, Margaret Thatcher can suck my dick. 1.00

00:44:36.000 That's all you start thinking. 1.00

00:44:37.000 That's how guys react.

00:44:39.000 They're like, what? 1.00

00:44:40.000 The only reason why she was running shit is because all those English guys, none of them could fuck her. 1.00

00:44:46.000 We're making things up. 1.00

00:44:48.000 We don't really believe anything we're saying.

00:44:49.000 We're just trying to be funny.

00:44:51.000 I'm sure Margaret Thatcher was awesome. 0.75

00:44:53.000 By the way, Meryl Streep, wonderful actress. 0.98

00:44:56.000 I was only joking around when I said she sucked. 1.00

00:44:59.000 Is this all like damage control? 0.99

00:45:03.000 Damage control from the last show.

00:45:05.000 No, it's arguing with people.

00:45:05.000 No, this is my point.

00:45:06.000 I have a point to all this.

00:45:07.000 It's arguing with people on the internet.

00:45:09.000 You know, it's like people's taste of the internet.

00:45:10.000 Because when we started putting that you're going to be on, 99% of the people were super psyched.

00:45:16.000 What was the 1%? 0.99

00:45:17.000 There's 1% cunt faces. 1.00

00:45:20.000 Shithead, loser, negative little twat. 1.00

00:45:23.000 You gotta give it up to that one fucking guy because he's the guy that's first in line that starts the ball of negativity. 1.00

00:45:28.000 So here's the thing is you read... 1.00

00:45:30.000 You gotta give it up to him?

00:45:31.000 There's a science...

00:45:32.000 Well, yeah and no, okay? 0.99

00:45:33.000 But there's a science behind all of this fucking trolling. 0.99

00:45:36.000 There really is. 0.98

00:45:37.000 So you go look at a YouTube video and if a top rated or most recent comment is something negative, people tend to agree with that whether they believe it or not.

00:45:46.000 Yes.

00:45:46.000 You know what I mean?

00:45:47.000 So it's like, yeah, fuck this. 1.00

00:45:48.000 Yeah, you know what? 1.00

00:45:48.000 You're right. 1.00

00:45:49.000 Fuck this. 1.00

00:45:49.000 Yeah, those other two dudes are right. 1.00

00:45:51.000 Fuck him. 1.00

00:45:51.000 Right. 1.00

00:45:52.000 Yeah, no, I enjoy that.

00:45:53.000 I enjoy the one completely out to left field, super negative, in a world full of happiness.

00:46:00.000 As long as it's well-crafted.

00:46:01.000 As long as it's handmade.

00:46:03.000 Very rarely is well-crafted. 1.00

00:46:04.000 Yeah, well, fuck it. 1.00

00:46:05.000 Yeah, very rarely. 1.00

00:46:06.000 One of my favorite guys is Daft Punk and their film, Interstellar, I must watch at least once a month.

00:46:14.000 Do you ever have any plans to maybe release a full-length movie using your music and maybe animation using your logo or something cool like that?

00:46:21.000 Well, that's a project among projects.

00:46:24.000 If you did that, then maybe Disney might want to redo it.

00:46:27.000 Seriously.

00:46:27.000 Have Disney do it, right?

00:46:28.000 If you were making your own animation with the mouse, they'd be like, bitch. 1.00

00:46:31.000 I think I was actually up there in that whole pot of names to do the Tron thing. 0.97

00:46:36.000 Oh, really?

00:46:37.000 Yeah, I thought I was.

00:46:38.000 To do the music soundtrack?

00:46:39.000 What?

00:46:39.000 To do the soundtrack?

00:46:40.000 Right.

00:46:41.000 But honestly, if it was me and I knew they were in there, I'd have to give it to them.

00:46:45.000 I enjoyed that music, man.

00:46:46.000 A little bit of it was geek nostalgia.

00:46:48.000 I enjoyed the first movie and I was looking forward to it.

00:46:51.000 But it was also just for the sheer cinematic, the visuals of it all, the world they created, I give it to you.

00:47:01.000 It doesn't have to be a perfect story.

00:47:02.000 You're doing a lot. 0.95

00:47:03.000 You're getting a lot of shit done here. 0.97

00:47:05.000 You're creating this crazy artificial world where people ride motorcycles and chop each other in half. 0.99

00:47:10.000 Right.

00:47:11.000 I'll let you slide.

00:47:12.000 Tron, little mouse.

00:47:14.000 I love it.

00:47:15.000 It was kind of interesting how they're not quite ready to do human faces.

00:47:19.000 You know, the William...

00:47:21.000 What is his name?

00:47:21.000 William Hurt?

00:47:22.000 William Hurt.

00:47:22.000 William Hurt's character.

00:47:23.000 It was pretty close, but it was a little creepy.

00:47:25.000 It was a little creepy.

00:47:26.000 I haven't watched that.

00:47:27.000 Marginally better.

00:47:28.000 I haven't seen it.

00:47:29.000 I don't want to ruin the...

00:47:30.000 Do you have a 3D TV? Marginally better than I Am Legend when the lion comes out.

00:47:34.000 Remember when the lion comes out in I Am Legend?

00:47:36.000 What happened?

00:47:37.000 It looks terrible.

00:47:38.000 It ruined the whole movie for me. 1.00

00:47:40.000 This lion looks so stupid. 1.00

00:47:41.000 It was fake. 1.00

00:47:41.000 It looks like a lion from Dora the Explorer. 1.00

00:47:44.000 It was like...

00:47:45.000 D-D-Dora! 1.00

00:47:47.000 The door to the Explorer line comes out of the bushes. 0.97

00:47:49.000 It was ridiculous. 0.73

00:47:50.000 It was terrible CGI. They can't do animals that are real yet. 0.89

00:47:54.000 They can do dinosaurs.

00:47:56.000 They can do aliens. 0.99

00:47:57.000 They can do all sorts of shit that doesn't exist. 0.99

00:47:59.000 It's true. 0.99

00:48:00.000 The good with old men. 1.00

00:48:03.000 They're not bad.

00:48:04.000 They're not bad because there's a lot of wrinkles.

00:48:07.000 Old men, they got that. 1.00

00:48:08.000 It's easy.

00:48:09.000 They look real.

00:48:11.000 Hot chicks? 1.00

00:48:12.000 Man, it's all cartoon.

00:48:14.000 They can't get that.

00:48:14.000 They're pretty close.

00:48:15.000 I agree with you.

00:48:16.000 That's the hardest one.

00:48:17.000 Every year, they're discussing the hot chicks.

00:48:19.000 You could deal with a real rough texture with the old men. 0.99

00:48:21.000 What they can't do, though, they can't do animals yet.

00:48:24.000 They can't do like a dog.

00:48:25.000 Is it like the fur?

00:48:26.000 Yeah, it's the fur.

00:48:27.000 It's the face.

00:48:28.000 It looks fake.

00:48:29.000 Definitely the hair.

00:48:30.000 That's not my department.

00:48:30.000 The fur.

00:48:31.000 It's a real issue.

00:48:32.000 It doesn't look good.

00:48:33.000 I'm about to actually embark on a serious CG journey that I can't really give too much information about.

00:48:38.000 But we're actually like been bidding around with companies right now.

00:48:43.000 And dude, we're looking at like 500 grand a minute.

00:48:47.000 Are you serious?

00:48:48.000 It's going to make 500 grand a minute?

00:48:49.000 No.

00:48:49.000 It's going to cost 500 grand a minute?

00:48:52.000 500 grand? 1.00

00:48:55.000 Holy shit! 0.99

00:48:57.000 No, but we're talking like final rendered, all composed, everything. 0.99

00:49:00.000 Oh my god, that's insane.

00:49:01.000 It is so expensive.

00:49:03.000 For a 90 minute movie, what is that, $45 million?

00:49:06.000 Well, no.

00:49:07.000 I mean, if you want to inject it into a scene.

00:49:09.000 You need to take that to Cambodia.

00:49:10.000 You just need to call Foxconn.

00:49:13.000 If it's entirely CG, like Final Fantasy, that's significantly cheaper.

00:49:21.000 But if you're doing camera tracking with real world stuff and doing it right, then that's when it gets expensive.

00:49:27.000 $500,000 a minute. 0.99

00:49:28.000 A fucking minute. 0.99

00:49:29.000 For real, it really is $45 million for a 90-minute movie. 0.99

00:49:34.000 Not if it's all CG. And it's not.

00:49:38.000 Shit like Transformers is not going to cost $500. 0.99

00:49:41.000 But a movie like Final Fantasy... 0.99

00:49:44.000 Yeah.

00:49:44.000 No, because it's all CG. It incorporates no real world shit.

00:49:49.000 Oh, so that's all of an issue when you incorporate real world. 0.99

00:49:52.000 Right. 0.98

00:49:52.000 Yes, because you have to do camera tracking and all this crazy shit. 0.98

00:49:56.000 Oh, I see. 0.98

00:49:56.000 That makes sense. 0.98

00:49:57.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:49:58.000 Damn, you're very knowledgeable with all this CGI shit. 1.00

00:50:00.000 Well, I had a fucking two hour long meeting about it. 1.00

00:50:02.000 Damn. 1.00

00:50:02.000 Half a million dollar a day fucking jamming. 1.00

00:50:05.000 Damn, they made sure he knew. 1.00

00:50:06.000 Half a million dollars a minute. 0.99

00:50:09.000 They sometimes do it with music videos, but what they do is they'll take that minute and they'll split it over the whole video.

00:50:14.000 If it's a seven minute long video, it's not going to be six minutes of this and then, oh, last minute's all CG. They cut it and they edit it and all that stuff.

00:50:23.000 That's so hard to wrap your head around, though.

00:50:25.000 That's still expensive.

00:50:25.000 That's when you just need to date a CGI artist.

00:50:28.000 That's all you should do.

00:50:28.000 Right?

00:50:28.000 There you go.

00:50:29.000 I mean, why don't you just...

00:50:30.000 I know.

00:50:33.000 That's a Brian solution for everything.

00:50:36.000 I know about... 0.99

00:50:37.000 Just fucking 30. Very single, very nerdy, fucking talented motherfuckers who can whip that shit up like that. 1.00

00:50:43.000 You date every one week. 1.00

00:50:44.000 You date a shadower one week. 1.00

00:50:46.000 You date a fucking motion tracker one week. 1.00

00:50:48.000 Your life's going to be a graveyard as his... 1.00

00:50:50.000 Can I tell my dead mouse, blow it up story? 0.99

00:50:53.000 I want to blow it up. 0.77

00:50:53.000 Sure. 0.77

00:50:54.000 This is my story.

00:50:57.000 I don't know, maybe a year and a half ago.

00:50:59.000 Oh, cool story, bro.

00:51:00.000 Oh, no.

00:51:01.000 You just got shut down, son.

00:51:04.000 This is based on the merit of your previous stories.

00:51:06.000 He doesn't even know you.

00:51:07.000 No, no, seriously.

00:51:07.000 I'm going to blow your music up right now.

00:51:09.000 Oh, that's not what he needs at this point in his career.

00:51:11.000 No, but I'm going to tell my story.

00:51:11.000 I got a dead mouth story.

00:51:13.000 Are you going to redeem yourself from the previous story?

00:51:15.000 Is that what's going on?

00:51:16.000 I have a dead mouth story, yes.

00:51:16.000 Does this one have an ending?

00:51:17.000 I do.

00:51:18.000 You know what?

00:51:19.000 You know what?

00:51:19.000 Listen.

00:51:20.000 He's here.

00:51:21.000 We're doing a podcast. 1.00

00:51:22.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:51:23.000 And I have a dead mouth story. 1.00

00:51:24.000 Like, might as well tell the story.

00:51:26.000 Okay.

00:51:26.000 So, about a year and a half ago, he does a big thing at the Staples Center with a bunch of other DJs.

00:51:32.000 It's like a big gaming convention thing.

00:51:34.000 The E3. E3. Big thing.

00:51:36.000 Staples Center.

00:51:37.000 Huge.

00:51:37.000 Danny Loner.

00:51:39.000 Dude is producing my stuff.

00:51:41.000 X9 Snails.

00:51:42.000 He has tickets.

00:51:43.000 He calls me up.

00:51:43.000 You want to go?

00:51:44.000 I go, cool.

00:51:45.000 We go last minute.

00:51:47.000 The show's huge.

00:51:48.000 It's massive.

00:51:48.000 It's amazing.

00:51:49.000 I really didn't get to hear too much music.

00:51:51.000 I really wasn't paying attention.

00:51:53.000 At this point, I didn't know any Deadmau5 stuff.

00:51:55.000 I didn't know.

00:51:56.000 And we went backstage, took some pictures.

00:52:00.000 I met him briefly.

00:52:02.000 I remember the tattoo now when I see him.

00:52:05.000 So, six months goes by, I'm getting tattoo, getting ink done, and dude who's tattooing me's got Pandora dubstep going on.

00:52:16.000 And I'm sitting there for like five hours listening, and I don't like anything, man.

00:52:19.000 It's very hard for me to be excited about music, man. 0.98

00:52:22.000 You gotta be fucking good. 0.99

00:52:24.000 The whole day goes by and one song crushes me. 0.99

00:52:27.000 Bass Nectar Time Stretch. 1.00

00:52:29.000 I heard that shit, I was getting inked. 1.00

00:52:31.000 I'm like... 1.00

00:52:32.000 Fuck! 1.00

00:52:33.000 Time Stretch by Bass Nectar is amazing. 1.00

00:52:36.000 It blew me away.

00:52:38.000 So we had to stop tattooing. 1.00

00:52:39.000 I had to write that shit down. 0.99

00:52:40.000 I'm like, rarely do I get blown away like that. 1.00

00:52:42.000 Most of that shit was just, like, good production. 0.97

00:52:44.000 But I'm like, where's the song? 0.99

00:52:46.000 I'm looking for the song.

00:52:47.000 I need to hear that. 1.00

00:52:48.000 Throw that shit on, Brian. 1.00

00:52:49.000 Oh, dude, it's amazing. 1.00

00:52:50.000 I don't think you can.

00:52:51.000 Bass Nectar?

00:52:51.000 Bass Nectar, Time Stretch.

00:52:53.000 One of the most amazing songs ever written.

00:52:55.000 I bet it's on there.

00:52:56.000 It's gotta be online.

00:52:56.000 It's in the Dead Mouse area.

00:52:59.000 But let me finish my story real quick.

00:53:00.000 I like how this is a Dev Mouse story.

00:53:02.000 No, no.

00:53:03.000 Hold on, hold on. 1.00

00:53:04.000 That's not your shit. 1.00

00:53:05.000 What he's talking about is not your shit. 1.00

00:53:06.000 Super talented fucking dude, nonetheless. 1.00

00:53:08.000 Okay. 0.99

00:53:08.000 So, the whole day, there's one song, Bass Nectar, Time Stretch. 0.99

00:53:12.000 Right, right, right.

00:53:13.000 So then I get in my car, my arms all wrapped up, And I go, I got one awesome song by just listening to, you know, listening to a Pandora dubstep station.

00:53:23.000 So right there on my way home, it was going to take about an hour and a half to get home with traffic.

00:53:27.000 I put on dubstep.

00:53:28.000 I wanted to find another song.

00:53:30.000 So I kept listening song after song after song, an hour into it.

00:53:34.000 And then, boom, Ghost and Stuff comes on. 0.99

00:53:37.000 I'm like, holy shit, that's his stuff. 0.98

00:53:39.000 That's Deadbound. 0.99

00:53:39.000 Okay, find that one. 0.99

00:53:40.000 Ghost and Stuff.

00:53:41.000 Ghost and stuff, find that.

00:53:42.000 I heard that. 0.99

00:53:43.000 Because we couldn't call it ghost and shit. 1.00

00:53:44.000 I heard that shit, and no, seriously, this is a real story. 0.99

00:53:47.000 Bam, bought it on iTunes right away. 1.00

00:53:49.000 There's no way this is a real story.

00:53:51.000 This is like a make-believe story, like you're in a castle.

00:53:53.000 Yeah.

00:53:54.000 Yes, exactly.

00:53:55.000 I don't know what that means, but that's the way it went down.

00:53:57.000 I wasn't, I didn't like anything. 0.99

00:54:00.000 Crank the shit up. 0.99

00:54:01.000 The whole day of listening to dubstep, bass nectar time stretch, and your ghosts and stuff, that fucking floored me. 0.99

00:54:07.000 I bought it on iTunes. 1.00

00:54:08.000 I don't buy shit unless it's fucking beat. 1.00

00:54:11.000 Let me hear some volume, Brian. 1.00

00:54:12.000 That's some real shit right there. 0.99

00:54:14.000 He's looking at me. 0.99

00:54:16.000 Like, do you want to do it?

00:54:17.000 Do you want to push the fader up?

00:54:18.000 He's scared.

00:54:19.000 It'd be like cooking in front of Anthony Bourdain.

00:54:21.000 I'm not sure what mix this is.

00:54:23.000 I don't know if this is the same.

00:54:25.000 Is it loud?

00:54:25.000 It's the original, this one.

00:54:27.000 Is that loud in yours?

00:54:28.000 Yeah.

00:54:29.000 You can tell instantly that it's the original.

00:54:33.000 Yeah, this is the original.

00:54:34.000 Oh, this is cool. 0.99

00:54:39.000 No, I don't get tired of this fucking one. 0.99

00:54:43.000 Do you get tired of your own music? 1.00

00:54:45.000 Play Freebird!

00:54:47.000 Listen, man, for me, this is all unique.

00:54:49.000 I apologize, but I'm enjoying it.

00:54:52.000 How are you creating this?

00:54:53.000 Are you using musical programs?

00:54:55.000 This is the only one track I didn't do in a studio.

00:54:57.000 I did it in a hotel room in England, in London.

00:55:00.000 Yeah, it was really funny.

00:55:02.000 And the name came up.

00:55:04.000 Just chilling?

00:55:05.000 Just chilling out, and I got some computers and stuff.

00:55:07.000 And there's that bass line again.

00:55:09.000 That's UFOs, man.

00:55:10.000 That's the government.

00:55:11.000 The government's listening.

00:55:12.000 We're dangerous.

00:55:14.000 I'm messing about, and I'm talking to, he's a big DJ over in England, Pete Tong.

00:55:19.000 He does the BBC Radio 1 show and all that stuff, and we had some discussion about the hotel that I was staying in, and he's like, yeah, bro, it's haunted. 0.92

00:55:29.000 You know, and doors are opening and shutting in my room and shit. 0.93

00:55:32.000 So, you know, and I'm just kind of like, I name songs that like spur of the moment kind of bullshit thing. 0.99

00:55:37.000 I don't really put any thought into the name, so I just called it Ghost and Shit. 0.94

00:55:41.000 So I sent it off. 0.99

00:55:42.000 Yeah, and then we sent it off to EMI and they're like, oh, we can't call it Ghost and Shit. 0.98

00:55:46.000 Ghost and stuff. 1.00

00:55:48.000 Fuck it. 1.00

00:55:48.000 What a silly... 1.00

00:55:49.000 Ghost and stuff is kind of cool. 0.99

00:55:52.000 You know, because you know what? 0.93

00:55:53.000 No, because even if you did that, you would have to put that goddamn sticker on the front of the CD that has explicit lyrics, even though it's not a lyric. 0.96

00:56:00.000 Right. 0.96

00:56:00.000 It's in the song title. 0.96

00:56:01.000 Right. 0.98

00:56:01.000 And then that actually detriments you from fucking millions of Wal-Mart. 0.98

00:56:05.000 You can't get into Wal-Mart, right? 0.96

00:56:06.000 Yeah.

00:56:07.000 iTunes, I was trying to find Nas Life We Chose with... 0.78

00:56:10.000 There's so much cussing in it.

00:56:12.000 Oh my god.

00:56:13.000 He says the N-word like throughout the chorus.

00:56:17.000 It's huge.

00:56:18.000 But on iTunes, I keep downloading the clean one.

00:56:20.000 They just pull out the lyrics. 1.00

00:56:22.000 I'm like, fuck! 1.00

00:56:23.000 It sucks without all that shit. 1.00

00:56:25.000 Yeah, there's nothing more disturbing when you're in a club and you're looking to have a good time and you realize a song that you're hearing is a censored version of it. 1.00

00:56:32.000 Oh, I remember a few of those.

00:56:35.000 That the track didn't work.

00:56:36.000 Yeah, that one, Forget You.

00:56:38.000 Without Forget you?

00:56:39.000 I don't want to hear that forget you ever. 1.00

00:56:43.000 It's only good with the fuck you. 1.00

00:56:45.000 I thought it was a great song all the way through, but then when they changed it, I'm like, oh, it was that fuck you. 1.00

00:56:52.000 It really was. 0.99

00:56:53.000 I feel like, I don't know if this is real, because I might have blocked it out. 0.99

00:56:56.000 They called people slugging a bitch instead of son of a bitch on movies, and it was really bad. 0.99

00:57:01.000 Like Goodfellas or something like that. 0.99

00:57:03.000 When I overdubbed.

00:57:04.000 Who was the girl that Brad Pitt used to be married to?

00:57:06.000 She's an actress. 1.00

00:57:07.000 Jennifer Aniston.

00:57:07.000 No, the other one.

00:57:08.000 Angelina Jolie.

00:57:09.000 The first one. 1.00

00:57:10.000 Damn. 1.00

00:57:10.000 Veronica. 1.00

00:57:11.000 No, the first one, man.

00:57:12.000 Gwyneth Paltrow.

00:57:13.000 Thank you.

00:57:14.000 Boom! 0.99

00:57:15.000 Knuckles.

00:57:15.000 What?

00:57:16.000 Gwyneth Paltrow is in that show Glee, right?

00:57:19.000 And she was singing Forget You.

00:57:20.000 She was singing it.

00:57:21.000 I'm pretty sure I heard it. 0.96

00:57:23.000 I might have just, in the fury of suck, I might have just blacked out. 0.84

00:57:29.000 It was just too much irony for me. 0.94

00:57:31.000 I couldn't handle it.

00:57:33.000 I wanted it to be a part of my imagination, so I couldn't even talk about it on stage.

00:57:37.000 Forget you.

00:57:38.000 Forget the song.

00:57:39.000 I think she was singing it.

00:57:40.000 I'm pretty sure she was singing it.

00:57:41.000 It was death.

00:57:42.000 It was death.

00:57:43.000 But it made me so sad that that first song was so dope.

00:57:46.000 We played that song on the podcast. 0.98

00:57:48.000 Never has the song gone from being so fucking badass to just some shit that's like Muzak on an elevator that you don't even want to hear, man. 0.99

00:57:57.000 I hate that. 1.00

00:57:57.000 That Fuck You song was the shit! 1.00

00:57:59.000 When it first came out, a fucking ugly fat guy singing Fuck You! 1.00

00:58:06.000 Fuck You! 1.00

00:58:06.000 And you're like, yeah! 1.00

00:58:08.000 You wanted him to say it!

00:58:10.000 Yeah, say it, dude! 1.00

00:58:11.000 Fuck her! 1.00

00:58:12.000 I wonder if he has to pull back on certain shows and do the Forget You song. 1.00

00:58:17.000 Of course he does.

00:58:18.000 He ain't probably all he does now.

00:58:19.000 They probably made a deal with him.

00:58:21.000 They probably bring him new white women on a regular basis. 1.00

00:58:25.000 He's gonna be the next Rage Against the Machine on the Christmas special at fucking BBC where they're gonna go, okay, well you can't say fuck you, I won't do what you tell me. 1.00

00:58:32.000 Forget you, I won't do what you tell me. 0.99

00:58:39.000 Did they really say that?

00:58:40.000 No way.

00:58:41.000 Would you imagine?

00:58:43.000 Did you just think of this right now?

00:58:46.000 Because that was awesome.

00:58:48.000 That is awesome.

00:58:49.000 Forget you, I won't do what you tell us.

00:58:50.000 Well, you remember when the Beatles got on the Ed Sullivan show?

00:58:55.000 Oh, it couldn't get much higher.

00:58:56.000 Yeah, it was a big issue.

00:58:57.000 That was risque.

00:58:58.000 Babe, you couldn't get much higher.

00:59:00.000 Yeah, that was a big deal.

00:59:02.000 They wanted him to change those lyrics out.

00:59:05.000 Girl, you couldn't get much, forget you.

00:59:07.000 Yeah.

00:59:11.000 And he did it. 0.99

00:59:12.000 Remember in the movie, he got real close to the camera when he said it, and he fucking violated them. 0.99

00:59:17.000 Yesterday I was singing on camera, I was singing the second verse to She Swallowed It, old NWA. She forgot. 0.99

00:59:27.000 And I was on video.

00:59:29.000 Juicing at the lift.

00:59:35.000 Dude, you could be a stand-up.

00:59:37.000 Sorry.

00:59:37.000 You could easily be a stand-up.

00:59:39.000 Would you ever try stand-up?

00:59:39.000 If you wanted to, you could be a stand-up.

00:59:41.000 Forget you. 1.00

00:59:44.000 Damn. 1.00

00:59:45.000 Non-stop tagging. 0.99

00:59:46.000 So I was singing along to the second verse.

00:59:48.000 There was some people around, and I was just singing.

00:59:51.000 Why were you doing that?

00:59:53.000 And there was a lot of N-word in there.

00:59:55.000 And you were singing it?

00:59:56.000 Were there black people in the car with you?

00:59:58.000 No, but it did feel wrong.

01:00:00.000 It felt uncomfortable.

01:00:01.000 No, it did.

01:00:02.000 Why were you singing that song?

01:00:03.000 That's not a good song.

01:00:04.000 I love that song.

01:00:05.000 Do you really?

01:00:06.000 She swallowed it?

01:00:07.000 Dude, that's one of the greatest rap songs ever.

01:00:11.000 Seriously.

01:00:12.000 It's okay.

01:00:12.000 She swallowed it is one of the greatest rap songs ever.

01:00:14.000 It was pretty cool when I was 15. Yeah, exactly.

01:00:17.000 When I wanted to hear people talk about sex.

01:00:19.000 Come on.

01:00:20.000 Yeah, man.

01:00:20.000 I remember listening to it.

01:00:21.000 The first time I ever listened to that song, I was on a treadmill in Revere, Massachusetts.

01:00:25.000 I was at the gym.

01:00:26.000 That's funny that you remember exactly what you were doing and where you were.

01:00:29.000 I do.

01:00:30.000 Absolutely remember exactly.

01:00:31.000 It's an amazing song.

01:00:31.000 Because I had just recently got what was a dope-ass Walkman cassette player at the time.

01:00:37.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00

01:00:38.000 It was the shit. 1.00

01:00:39.000 It was bright yellow, okay? 1.00

01:00:41.000 And I was doing my cardio on this fucking treadmill. 0.97

01:00:44.000 And I'm on this treadmill, and I remember listening to NWA while I'm jogging. 1.00

01:00:48.000 I'm like, these fucking guys are seeing some really crazy shit. 1.00

01:00:51.000 You know, like, all this stuff about being violent against white people. 1.00

01:00:55.000 I'm like, am I supposed to be entertained by this?

01:00:57.000 I was so confused.

01:00:59.000 It was all an act, dude.

01:01:00.000 It was all an act.

01:01:02.000 But I was like, what is this?

01:01:03.000 They're criminals?

01:01:05.000 That's a good thing all of a sudden? 1.00

01:01:06.000 I remember like, you know, what the fuck is going on? 0.99

01:01:09.000 I can't be this guy because I'm only 20. I can't be this guy that's going, what the fuck is going on with this country? 1.00

01:01:14.000 You're right. 0.99

01:01:15.000 What's going on with this country?

01:01:15.000 Not yet.

01:01:16.000 I was too young, but yet those were the thoughts that were happening in my mind as I was listening to this CD. I get that when I listen to LMFAO. You don't like that sexy song?

01:01:26.000 I'll tell you what, I didn't like that sexy song until I saw the video. 0.55

01:01:30.000 And then I thought, that's a fun video. 0.99

01:01:32.000 Do you remember me saying, I was in Vegas, and I heard this stupid loop of... 0.96

01:01:38.000 Then I heard it in like seven songs. 0.90

01:01:42.000 He had a bit about that.

01:01:43.000 Yeah, I had a bit about how much I hated that.

01:01:45.000 And then I found out it was Elm FAO had that in like one of their main songs.

01:01:49.000 Well, that was Afrojack that started that whole thing. 1.00

01:01:52.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:01:52.000 It was not them, right?

01:01:53.000 Originally, right?

01:01:54.000 Oh, yeah.

01:01:55.000 Right.

01:01:55.000 Okay.

01:01:56.000 Fair enough.

01:01:56.000 Does that happen in music?

01:01:58.000 That happens especially in...

01:02:00.000 See, electronic music goes through these phases, okay?

01:02:02.000 The first notable phase was the Benny Benassi bass line.

01:02:07.000 Oh, Benny!

01:02:08.000 This big, farty, you know, saw wave, right?

01:02:11.000 What does that mean?

01:02:12.000 What does that mean?

01:02:12.000 Who's Benny Benassi?

01:02:13.000 Benny Benassi's a lovely guy from Italy.

01:02:15.000 Great name. 0.99

01:02:16.000 What a fucking awesome name. 0.99

01:02:17.000 He's a DJ producer. 0.99

01:02:17.000 He did the track, you know, Satisfaction. 0.99

01:02:20.000 Have you ever heard that Dancy track?

01:02:22.000 I can't get my Satisfaction.

01:02:25.000 Is it like a Rolling Stones cover?

01:02:26.000 No, no, no, no.

01:02:28.000 It wasn't a cover.

01:02:28.000 It was a complete original.

01:02:30.000 It was like this robotic voice.

01:02:31.000 Okay. 0.99

01:02:31.000 Anyway, breakout fucking track, but it had the signature sound. 0.99

01:02:35.000 Now, it's nothing new. 0.99

01:02:36.000 It wasn't this amazing breakout technology, but it's like this just big, thick, meaty, fuck off, like a sawtooth wave that you hear. 0.98

01:02:43.000 And he kind of like capitalized on that. 0.93

01:02:46.000 And that was a thing, you know, for a while. 0.98

01:02:48.000 So a lot of other producers started fucking knocking it off. 0.73

01:02:51.000 And then what happened was, you know, you had guys like Josh Winks who kind of pioneered the TB-303. 0.95

01:02:58.000 Now this is like some old, you know, Japanese bassline instrument that was supposed to be used as a bass simulator.

01:03:05.000 And then Buddy got the idea to crank the resonance on it and then, you know, use it as a synth.

01:03:11.000 So it did this... 0.99

01:03:11.000 You know, like the fucking 303. Then everyone started doing it. 0.99

01:03:16.000 So we're like the electronic music committee, or committee, fucking group. 0.98

01:03:22.000 You know, we're all susceptible to these kind of fads that happen. 0.98

01:03:26.000 That's some badass music history right there, though.

01:03:28.000 Well, right.

01:03:29.000 Now, Diplo does this thing.

01:03:30.000 He comes out with taking like a piece of vocal and taking just the little sustained little bit of it and going there. 0.99

01:03:37.000 And then everyone starts fucking doing it. 0.99

01:03:39.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:03:40.000 So there's all these little fads that just keep happening with electronic music.

01:03:44.000 Let the beat drop. 1.00

01:03:45.000 Like that shit? 1.00

01:03:46.000 Yeah, I like that. 1.00

01:03:48.000 That's a constant. 0.97

01:03:49.000 I fucking love the beat drop. 0.98

01:03:50.000 I can't fucking stand it. 0.99

01:03:52.000 I hate it when there are narratives in tracks. 0.99

01:03:55.000 Oh, you hate that?

01:03:55.000 Like, put your hands up.

01:03:56.000 Like the Kanye West song? 1.00

01:03:57.000 What is this, a fucking robbery? 1.00

01:04:00.000 It's a creative robbery. 1.00

01:04:01.000 Don't tell me what to fucking do. 1.00

01:04:03.000 Fuck you. 1.00

01:04:03.000 It's a creative robbery. 1.00

01:04:04.000 I think it's fun. 1.00

01:04:05.000 I actually like that shit. 1.00

01:04:06.000 Really? 1.00

01:04:07.000 I want a whole song.

01:04:08.000 I love it.

01:04:09.000 It's like the song comes with this massive crescendo.

01:04:13.000 I'm never in a club.

01:04:16.000 And then a massive bass line happens. 0.99

01:04:20.000 It's like a bad fucking porn is what it is. 0.99

01:04:23.000 It's like, oh, I'm coming. 1.00

01:04:24.000 I'm coming. 1.00

01:04:25.000 Well, no fucking shit. 1.00

01:04:27.000 I'm coming. 1.00

01:04:27.000 I'm coming all over you. 1.00

01:04:29.000 I'm coming all over you.

01:04:30.000 Yeah, we get it.

01:04:31.000 There's random voices.

01:04:33.000 I can't stand watching porn with narratives. 1.00

01:04:36.000 It's like, oh, you're fucking me. 1.00

01:04:38.000 You're fucking me. 1.00

01:04:39.000 I'm fucking you. 1.00

01:04:40.000 I'm fucking you. 1.00

01:04:41.000 That's so true. 1.00

01:04:42.000 Have you ever seen Spinal Tap?

01:04:43.000 It's so annoying.

01:04:44.000 Have you seen Spinal Tap?

01:04:45.000 Yes.

01:04:45.000 Sure.

01:04:46.000 Okay, Artie Fufkin.

01:04:47.000 That's the only thing that comes to mind when I hear these obligatory sci-fi samples in dance music.

01:04:54.000 It's like, hi, Artie Fufkin, Polymer Records.

01:04:56.000 Hi, Artie Fufkin, Polymer Records.

01:04:57.000 That's hilarious.

01:04:59.000 Artie Fufkin, Polymer Records.

01:05:00.000 And then his name comes up on the screen and says, Artie Fufkin, Polymer Records.

01:05:04.000 I'm like...

01:05:05.000 Dude, that is amazing.

01:05:06.000 I don't know if they meant to do that or not, but it's just so fucking funny. 0.57

01:05:08.000 Because he said it, like, about 15 times in a five-second frame. 0.97

01:05:12.000 And then they show his name, like, in case you didn't fucking get it. 0.97

01:05:15.000 Oh, that's funny. 0.98

01:05:16.000 That's brilliant.

01:05:17.000 So they do it in porn, and they do it in dance music.

01:05:20.000 Yeah, porn, it can ruin porn. 0.84

01:05:22.000 Oh, it totally can. 1.00

01:05:23.000 It's like this chick is sucking this guy's dick, and he's like, yeah, you're sucking my dick. 1.00

01:05:27.000 Like, no shit. 1.00

01:05:29.000 It just makes me think, like, do they have to fucking do this for people that might not understand what's happening on the screen? 1.00

01:05:36.000 Or blind people. 1.00

01:05:37.000 Holy shit, I didn't think about that. 1.00

01:05:39.000 It's for blind people masturbating. 1.00

01:05:41.000 It's like, the book's on tape. 0.94

01:05:42.000 Well, why wouldn't you want to just do the sounds? 1.00

01:05:43.000 Fuck my dirty ass, the book. 1.00

01:05:46.000 Do you know there's websites that narrate porn videos just for blind people? 1.00

01:05:52.000 Oh, that's hilarious.

01:05:54.000 He's approaching the mountain.

01:05:55.000 He's coming outside.

01:05:55.000 That's hilarious.

01:05:56.000 He's pointing down his pants. 1.00

01:05:57.000 His cock is flaccid. 1.00

01:05:59.000 He's got a big helmet, purple. 1.00

01:06:00.000 And they're good?

01:06:02.000 Are they really descriptive, like poetic?

01:06:04.000 Yeah, and it's weird because it's a community-based purple.

01:06:07.000 Can we find some of that right now?

01:06:08.000 We could find some of that right now. 1.00

01:06:10.000 Can we hear this shit right now? 0.99

01:06:12.000 Yeah, let's hear it, man. 1.00

01:06:12.000 Come on, man. 1.00

01:06:13.000 See if we can pull that up.

01:06:14.000 That's brilliant. 1.00

01:06:15.000 Damn! 0.99

01:06:15.000 The market for that! 0.99

01:06:17.000 Come on! 0.61

01:06:18.000 The units they're selling!

01:06:20.000 I think people have different things. 0.99

01:06:21.000 Some people like watching other people fuck, and some people like watching porn pretending it's them. 0.99

01:06:26.000 You're like, oh, that could be me, that could be me. 1.00

01:06:29.000 Some people like being the person actually just beating off watching people fuck. 0.99

01:06:38.000 It's like two totally different mindsets. 1.00

01:06:39.000 For me, it's just looking at the naked girl. 0.98

01:06:43.000 That's me, but I mean...

01:06:44.000 I don't know why I'm looking at that.

01:06:45.000 I'm looking at the legs.

01:06:46.000 I'm like, that looks good. 0.93

01:06:48.000 I'm totally down with that, but I have to put myself in a completely different mindset if it's a black guy. 1.00

01:06:53.000 If it's a black guy fucking a white girl, I have to go, okay, this is clearly not really me. 0.99

01:06:58.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

01:06:59.000 I can't even pretend this is some of my weird porn when I had my blonde wig on. 0.96

01:07:05.000 I'm forgetting you so hard. 0.96

01:07:06.000 I'm forgetting you so hard right now.

01:07:08.000 Blonde lion's mane wig for a while. 1.00

01:07:11.000 There is a scene where people like watching African Americans fuck white girls. 1.00

01:07:20.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

01:07:20.000 Well, there's a lot of guys who have weird submissives. 1.00

01:07:24.000 There's a porn for it.

01:07:25.000 Of course there is. 0.79

01:07:27.000 Cuckholding, it's called.

01:07:29.000 It's a special condition.

01:07:30.000 African American cuckholding.

01:07:32.000 Cuckholding?

01:07:33.000 I've never heard of the cuckolding. 1.00

01:07:35.000 Men want to be punked and they want another manly man to fuck their wife in front of them. 1.00

01:07:40.000 There's a lot of creepy dudes. 1.00

01:07:43.000 There's a lot of guys who have some weird fucking freak fetishes, man. 1.00

01:07:47.000 You think there's black dudes who fantasize about their chick getting fucked by a white guy? 1.00

01:07:51.000 Sure. 1.00

01:07:52.000 Absolutely.

01:07:53.000 Master gonna come over. 1.00

01:07:55.000 Fuck you, ain't he? 1.00

01:07:58.000 And they freak out. 1.00

01:07:59.000 I don't know even, what are you going on with? 1.00

01:08:02.000 Master fucking you, Amy! 1.00

01:08:04.000 Master fucking you, I'm working in the fields. 1.00

01:08:07.000 And here's Skank Beaver. 1.00

01:08:08.000 It's from Point for a Blonde. 0.99

01:08:11.000 I'm sure.

01:08:13.000 Whatever's forbidden, man. 0.98

01:08:15.000 Whatever the fuck is forbidden, someone's doing it. 0.99

01:08:17.000 Just for the psychological benefit. 0.99

01:08:20.000 This is Joshua here.

01:08:22.000 At pornfortheblind.org.

01:08:25.000 Oh my god.

01:08:26.000 Here I am presented with a clip by Skankbreakers website showing a woman in a glass of white substances and... 0.97

01:08:36.000 You're fired.

01:08:38.000 You're fired.

01:08:39.000 I scroll down to the page and find myself at the...

01:08:42.000 Oh, well, honey, I have another audition today.

01:08:44.000 Wish me luck.

01:08:45.000 Come on, man.

01:08:46.000 No.

01:08:47.000 Wait.

01:08:48.000 Alright, the video is starting with a woman who is young and attractive and tan laying back on a bed and...

01:08:57.000 Oh! 0.60

01:08:58.000 What?!

01:08:59.000 Oh my...

01:09:00.000 Um, what just happened is, um...

01:09:03.000 This is fake. 1.00

01:09:04.000 This is fucked. 1.00

01:09:05.000 This is bullshit. 1.00

01:09:05.000 This is fake. 1.00

01:09:06.000 It's fake.

01:09:07.000 Brian, this is fake.

01:09:08.000 No, no, no.

01:09:09.000 Listen.

01:09:10.000 They got us.

01:09:11.000 They got us.

01:09:12.000 No, hey, let me explain.

01:09:13.000 This is a community-based website, and if you look at the screen right now, there's a whole bunch of them that people put on there, so some of them definitely are fake, but some of them are.

01:09:22.000 I've listened to a few of them.

01:09:24.000 Oh, okay. 1.00

01:09:24.000 Well, that guy, that one guy, yeah, that one guy was clearly trying to be an asshole. 1.00

01:09:28.000 Right. 1.00

01:09:29.000 God damn it. 0.99

01:09:30.000 That would have been great. 0.99

01:09:32.000 You could tell just by the way he was talking.

01:09:34.000 You know what?

01:09:34.000 It would have been just as funny if he would have just kept the act.

01:09:38.000 Yeah, exactly. 1.00

01:09:39.000 If you're going to do a porn for the blind and describe someone fucking, you better sound horny. 1.00

01:09:45.000 Those people just hate blind people. 1.00

01:09:46.000 You can't be like, well, she's taking on his cock. 1.00

01:09:49.000 It's not like a special thing. 0.99

01:09:51.000 This guy's not excited about it.

01:09:52.000 So would they lie?

01:09:54.000 Also, would they kind of lie? 0.98

01:09:56.000 I mean, because it's like phone sex, right? 0.99

01:09:58.000 So you're on a phone with some chick. 0.95

01:10:00.000 You don't know what she looks like.

01:10:01.000 Of course, she's saying she's all this and she's all that. 0.99

01:10:03.000 So would they kind of just fudge in some shit? 0.99

01:10:05.000 Our good friend Marilyn Martinez, she passed away recently. 0.99

01:10:10.000 We love her to death.

01:10:11.000 She was awesome.

01:10:12.000 Great comedian.

01:10:13.000 Really funny lady that used to hang around the comedy store. 1.00

01:10:16.000 She was a phone sex operator. 1.00

01:10:17.000 And she was probably five feet tall. 1.00

01:10:20.000 Damn, I didn't know that. 0.97

01:10:21.000 Yeah, she's maybe... 1.00

01:10:23.000 Like legitimately a phone sex operator. 0.99

01:10:25.000 Yeah, and she was a big woman. 1.00

01:10:27.000 She was really big.

01:10:29.000 I knew her. 0.99

01:10:29.000 I just didn't know she was a phone sex operator. 0.99

01:10:30.000 She was really unhealthy. 0.99

01:10:31.000 She was big.

01:10:33.000 Wow. 0.99

01:10:33.000 Yeah, and she was doing full sex. 0.99

01:10:36.000 Come on, that's a TV show. 0.52

01:10:37.000 And she would come and talk about it at the comic store.

01:10:39.000 It was hilarious.

01:10:41.000 It would have been a great TV show.

01:10:42.000 If she was alive today, it would have been a great TV show. 0.99

01:10:44.000 She was hilarious, and she was great in describing all these fucking freaks that would call her up. 1.00

01:10:49.000 Yeah, I like toes in my ass. 1.00

01:10:50.000 Oh, baby, I got my toe in your ass right now. 1.00

01:10:53.000 Yeah, my toes in your ass. 1.00

01:10:55.000 I'm like, oh, my fucking toes in your ass? 1.00

01:10:56.000 What? 1.00

01:10:57.000 And she would go, oh yeah, these sick fucks, they want to hear all kinds of shit. 1.00

01:11:01.000 I've seen that in a porn recently. 1.00

01:11:03.000 I'm like, what is going on? 0.86

01:11:06.000 There is a porn out there on somewhere.com with a guy and a mouse head on a chick. 0.98

01:11:13.000 Oh, no. 1.00

01:11:14.000 I shit you not. 1.00

01:11:15.000 Oh, no. 1.00

01:11:15.000 That's awesome. 1.00

01:11:16.000 That's weird. 0.99

01:11:17.000 And I get that ass all the time. 1.00

01:11:18.000 Everyone's like, oh, would you do a chick with a mouse head on? 1.00

01:11:20.000 You feel responsible?

01:11:21.000 Somewhere...

01:11:22.000 I wouldn't. 0.99

01:11:22.000 Somewhere down the line, prosthetics is going to get so good that you're going to be able to watch JFK fucking Marilyn Monroe. 0.99

01:11:31.000 You know what? 1.00

01:11:32.000 I'm kind of scared about this shit. 1.00

01:11:33.000 I really am. 1.00

01:11:34.000 Not in terms of a fucking dude in a fucking mouse head or whatever, but think about it. 0.99

01:11:40.000 You know, where people are getting convicted on CCTV footage or doing shit like that. 0.99

01:11:46.000 With today's CG artists and shit like that... 0.97

01:11:48.000 Oh, it's absolutely true. 1.00

01:11:49.000 We could fuck a dude up. 0.98

01:11:51.000 Do you remember Rat Wag the Dog? 0.99

01:11:52.000 Remember that Dustin Hoffman movie?

01:11:54.000 I haven't seen that.

01:11:55.000 It was a movie about...

01:11:56.000 They faked some military action.

01:11:59.000 It was a political movie.

01:12:01.000 And a lot of it was special effects they used.

01:12:04.000 They brought in Hollywood guys.

01:12:05.000 And I was thinking, you know, today, God, it would be so easy.

01:12:09.000 It really would.

01:12:09.000 It would be so easy to fake something.

01:12:11.000 It would be so easy. 0.99

01:12:12.000 Doesn't that fucking scare the shit out of you a little bit? 0.99

01:12:14.000 It's terrifying. 0.99

01:12:15.000 It's terrifying if they can restrict access. 0.99

01:12:16.000 They're overdubbing my shit right now with meows. 0.99

01:12:19.000 What do you mean? 1.00

01:12:20.000 Meows.

01:12:22.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

01:12:23.000 Like, fuck, you know? 1.00

01:12:24.000 It's not hard to do. 1.00

01:12:26.000 There's a recent law passed by Congress that's going to have hundreds of thousands of drones in the sky. 1.00

01:12:33.000 Dude, what the fuck? 0.99

01:12:35.000 Something like more than 30,000 drones. 1.00

01:12:37.000 Like really boring people?

01:12:38.000 No, no, no.

01:12:39.000 Have you been keeping up with that? 0.99

01:12:41.000 Let's fucking put them in orbit. 1.00

01:12:42.000 No, um... 1.00

01:12:44.000 Cameras.

01:12:44.000 Cameras in the sky to watch over the city streets.

01:12:48.000 The idea is, hey man, if you're not doing anything bad, but what if you're trying to fuck in an alleyway somewhere? 1.00

01:12:54.000 What if you're with your girl and you're just like, come on, you dirty bitch. 1.00

01:12:57.000 Someone's going to stay. 1.00

01:12:58.000 And you're like, shut up. 0.99

01:12:59.000 Someone's going to stay. 0.99

01:13:00.000 Come on, baby. 0.97

01:13:01.000 Someone's going to stay.

01:13:02.000 Okay, quick.

01:13:02.000 Be quick.

01:13:03.000 Be quick. 0.99

01:13:04.000 And now you're on the government's fucking video because of that? 0.99

01:13:07.000 Because there's a little spaceship in the sky? 0.98

01:13:09.000 Hey, it's Erica there.

01:13:10.000 This is the government.

01:13:11.000 We've seen your boy the other day.

01:13:13.000 I think they have larger agendas.

01:13:15.000 You would think, but...

01:13:17.000 You're touching the drone boners.

01:13:18.000 You would think, but...

01:13:19.000 28...

01:13:21.000 You would think, but 28 high school kids got arrested recently because they hired cops to pretend to be undercover.

01:13:27.000 They pretended to be high school kids. 0.99

01:13:29.000 It's like 21 fucking Jump Street. 0.99

01:13:31.000 But just hanging around or trying to push it? 0.99

01:13:33.000 No, trying to buy weed.

01:13:34.000 Weed! 0.86

01:13:35.000 28 high school kids arrested in Florida for weed because cops pretended to be high school.

01:13:41.000 You would think that they would use the resources wisely, but if they could get you for sexual exposure outside, you know, especially, by the way, if you're anywhere near a school. 0.90

01:13:49.000 If you were within a certain amount of yards of a school, that's all of a sudden you're a sexual predator. 0.98

01:13:53.000 If you take a leak outside of a children's school, you piss on that school. 0.98

01:13:58.000 Who's going to do that?

01:13:58.000 What if you do?

01:13:59.000 Just if by all chance. 1.00

01:14:01.000 If you're some crazy drifter, if you're an idiot, and you don't know any better, you can't find a bathroom, you walk around the back of the bathroom, there's no bathroom, I'm going to just piss on this wall. 1.00

01:14:11.000 If they arrest you for that, you're a sexual predator. 1.00

01:14:15.000 Yeah, yeah? 0.99

01:14:17.000 Yeah, in a lot of places.

01:14:18.000 If you're peeing on a kid's school... 1.00

01:14:19.000 Sex in a park. 0.99

01:14:20.000 That's gotta be a lot of posting notes going up around the house, you know? 0.98

01:14:23.000 Like, don't piss near a school.

01:14:24.000 Well, what's really crazy is when you get...

01:14:26.000 It's too dangerous! 1.00

01:14:27.000 Don't piss here, you'll be fucking branded. 1.00

01:14:30.000 Dude, just don't piss by the school. 1.00

01:14:32.000 Dude, trust me.

01:14:33.000 We should be rebels tonight and just go PAO school just to do it.

01:14:36.000 I'm not doing it.

01:14:37.000 I'm not doing it, dude.

01:14:38.000 Especially after we talked about it on the internet.

01:14:39.000 The government is going to know.

01:14:40.000 They're going to have the drones out. 0.99

01:14:41.000 By the time they're telling you that there's drones, there's fucking... 0.95

01:14:44.000 There's already been drones here for years. 0.96

01:14:46.000 There's drones on a daily basis. 0.99

01:14:47.000 What the fuck is going on? 0.99

01:14:48.000 I always say that about, like, cloning. 1.00

01:14:49.000 Goddammit, what is going on?

01:14:50.000 I say by the time they talk about cloning, well, we're going to try cloning.

01:14:53.000 The guy telling you is probably a clone.

01:14:54.000 They've been cloning forever.

01:14:56.000 There's no way they're going to tell you, the common person, when they're ready to clone people.

01:15:00.000 They'll make all sorts of experiments before they let people know. 0.98

01:15:03.000 They probably already have.

01:15:04.000 Absolutely. 1.00

01:15:05.000 Fuck. 1.00

01:15:05.000 I mean, if they thought that they could make an army of psychotic fucking robot flesh people, if they thought they could clone you and take out all your morality... 1.00

01:15:14.000 They did. 0.99

01:15:14.000 It's a cast of glee, man. 0.99

01:15:16.000 Dude, you know, how much fucking money... 0.99

01:15:19.000 It was their first attempt. 1.00

01:15:20.000 Dude, how much money would they make if they just clone hot bitches and they just fucking sell hot bitches? 1.00

01:15:25.000 No, they would flood the market. 1.00

01:15:26.000 Oh, we can't do that.

01:15:27.000 No, no, no.

01:15:27.000 The real money would be.

01:15:28.000 Didn't the ugly person would be the hot shit? 1.00

01:15:32.000 The money would really be in killing them off and getting a small number of them. 1.00

01:15:36.000 Would that be true, Joe? 1.00

01:15:37.000 Making them like pearls.

01:15:38.000 Would that be true? 0.96

01:15:39.000 If they cloned all hot girls so the hot girl was more than the ugly girl? 0.96

01:15:44.000 Would the ugly girl be the hot girl then? 1.00

01:15:46.000 Actually she would because she would be that one unique thing. 1.00

01:15:49.000 She'd be a low rent sex worker. 1.00

01:15:52.000 They did it in Sweden! 1.00

01:15:54.000 They got this limited fucking edition one off. 0.99

01:15:59.000 It's Schwarzenegger's nanny. 0.98

01:16:01.000 They did it in Sweden for like 30 or 50 years.

01:16:06.000 That's where the slug in the ditch came from. 1.00

01:16:08.000 It's an overdub of him saying you son of a bitch and saying you slug in a ditch and the whole fucking thing was off. 1.00

01:16:14.000 That was Arnold. 1.00

01:16:15.000 What were you saying, Eddie?

01:16:17.000 What was I saying?

01:16:18.000 I don't know.

01:16:18.000 Cloning.

01:16:20.000 We're running into each other a lot here.

01:16:22.000 We're having fun. 1.00

01:16:23.000 When you get marijuana and alcohol together in one room and everybody's talking shit. 1.00

01:16:28.000 Arnold Schwarzenegger's voice being reducted. 0.99

01:16:30.000 Yeah, but that was an interjection.

01:16:31.000 That wasn't a discussion.

01:16:33.000 I forgot.

01:16:34.000 We were talking about cloning hot chicks. 0.99

01:16:36.000 Oh no, in Sweden, they did that.

01:16:38.000 What?

01:16:39.000 Eugenics. 1.00

01:16:39.000 They actually let, they would, for 30, 40, 50 years, this is where the Nazis got all their shit in Sweden. 1.00

01:16:47.000 That's why all the hot chicks come from Sweden, and good looking dudes too, if you like that shit. 1.00

01:16:51.000 They all come from Sweden. 1.00

01:16:55.000 There's a lot of hot chicks from all over the world, but I hear what you're saying.

01:16:58.000 There's a large number that came from Sweden.

01:17:00.000 Sweden was all about what's best for the country, and they thought that based on the symmetry of your face, whether or not they should reproduce.

01:17:08.000 So if you had a baby...

01:17:10.000 They would look at the baby and they would analyze it, scientists, make sure everything was perfect.

01:17:13.000 What, like 300 and take it to the cliffside and go, nope?

01:17:16.000 They would sterilize the baby if she was in perfect symmetry.

01:17:20.000 Whoa, when did this happen? 1.00

01:17:21.000 This is real shit, eugenics. 1.00

01:17:23.000 This is where the Nazis got all their shit from Sweden, man. 1.00

01:17:26.000 Look into it, son. 1.00

01:17:27.000 It's crazy.

01:17:28.000 That's why all the good-looking people...

01:17:30.000 So how long did they engineer this for?

01:17:33.000 It was something like...

01:17:34.000 It was part of their country.

01:17:36.000 They convinced the entire nation that the country was above you personally.

01:17:42.000 So when you had a baby, the scientists analyzed the baby.

01:17:46.000 And if it was perfect, they would let it breed.

01:17:49.000 Someone's writing a script as we speak.

01:17:52.000 You've never heard of this?

01:17:53.000 Is this real?

01:17:54.000 They really did this?

01:17:55.000 This is real.

01:17:55.000 I don't know.

01:17:56.000 They really engineered this?

01:17:56.000 This is good.

01:17:57.000 I mean...

01:17:58.000 I mean, I got a lot of free time, but...

01:18:00.000 Man, in Sweden, there's a lot of good-looking people, man.

01:18:02.000 I've been there like three times, and every five minutes you see a supermodel. 0.87

01:18:05.000 I've seen some Mentos in Sweden.

01:18:07.000 Every five years, or every five minutes, that was the timing that I thought, because everywhere I would look, I was going to try to explain it to my friends.

01:18:14.000 I'm like, the only way you could explain it is that, on average, Every five minutes you see a supermodel.

01:18:19.000 You go to McDonald's and they're all amazing.

01:18:23.000 Sweden's government said on Wednesday that it had commissioned a study into why eugenics was involved in the country in the 19th and 20th centuries, leading to tens of thousands being sterilized by force.

01:18:35.000 I told you, man.

01:18:37.000 Sterilized being a euphemistic term for just killing it. 0.82

01:18:40.000 No, sterilized.

01:18:42.000 Sterilized. 1.00

01:18:42.000 Yeah, they clip your balls, man. 1.00

01:18:44.000 And it was based on your... 1.00

01:18:45.000 Remove a woman's ovaries. 1.00

01:18:48.000 But they did it...

01:18:48.000 Think about why they did it.

01:18:49.000 They did it based on the shape of your face.

01:18:53.000 They thought, based on the symmetry of your face, that you had good genes.

01:18:58.000 So one eye on the left check, one eye on the right check. 0.74

01:19:00.000 If you were ugly, you were not producing. 0.83

01:19:02.000 That's the way it was. 0.97

01:19:04.000 This is incredible.

01:19:04.000 Listen to this.

01:19:05.000 A fundamental aim is to find out what the society that had developed this eugenics mentality and established accepted scientific research in the area looked like.

01:19:14.000 The Swedish minister said in a statement.

01:19:18.000 And this is the social philosophy of eugenics which advocates the improvement of human hereditary traits through social intervention developed in Sweden and elsewhere in Europe during the 1800s before becoming the basis for widespread racial policies in the 20th century. 0.96

01:19:32.000 That's fucking incredible. 0.93

01:19:33.000 Incredible, right? 0.99

01:19:34.000 So that's why Steven Jello is so good looking, man.

01:19:38.000 Well, that's, you know, the worst thing anybody's ever said was Hitler had a great idea, but he just took it too far.

01:19:42.000 It's like the worst thing anybody ever said.

01:19:44.000 It's one of those things where you go, whoa, whoa, whoa. 0.99

01:19:46.000 You can't fucking say that. 0.98

01:19:47.000 You can't accept any of his ideas. 1.00

01:19:50.000 It's Hitler. 0.91

01:19:51.000 But this is what they're saying.

01:19:53.000 They're saying, like, this idea that human beings had to realize that people live and people die and the right way to move the species forward is to get the best one.

01:20:00.000 Well, you have to remember at the time when that was employed, To the ignorance.

01:20:06.000 Well, the climate going around. 0.97

01:20:07.000 There wasn't the communication available like, you know, the internet and the politics were obviously way up for fucking scoop. 0.75

01:20:13.000 What they don't understand is they're right and they're wrong at the same time.

01:20:16.000 They're right as a mathematical program.

01:20:18.000 They're wrong as a species.

01:20:20.000 The species, the merit should be to whatever the rest of the species finds, you know, attractive, finds what they're drawn to, whatever they like, whether it's blonde hair and blue eyes, whatever the Aryans were doing. 0.86

01:20:33.000 But we're one of the only very few species Does that even fucking take that into consideration? 0.96

01:20:37.000 Whereas other species of the animal fucking kingdom would just be like... 0.99

01:20:40.000 They would let it go. 1.00

01:20:41.000 Whatever, fuck it. 1.00

01:20:42.000 Exactly. 1.00

01:20:43.000 The idea that we want to engineer it.

01:20:44.000 It's nonsense.

01:20:45.000 To me, it's just a massive form of control freakism, but it's based on science.

01:20:50.000 They're trying to make genetically the perfect species. 0.79

01:20:54.000 But I say that's ridiculous because it's not about that.

01:20:57.000 It's not about what looks the best, what's the most sexually attractive, what has the best... 0.98

01:21:02.000 A lot of it is about the brain.

01:21:04.000 A lot of it is about the mind and the mind's reaction to all the experiences of life and how the mind develops.

01:21:10.000 And the mind of a geek...

01:21:13.000 What, are you going to engineer all the geeks out?

01:21:15.000 You engineer all the geeks out. 1.00

01:21:16.000 The geeks shall fucking inherit the earth at the end of the fucking day. 1.00

01:21:19.000 They're on... 1.00

01:21:21.000 They're on the computer level.

01:21:22.000 They're attacking in the mental form. 0.99

01:21:25.000 The idea that you're going to eliminate the most progressive aspect of society, the people that are fluent in computer technology and creating infrastructure that this whole fucking internet runs on, the idea that you're going to eliminate them, that's silly. 0.99

01:21:41.000 That's so short-sighted. 1.00

01:21:43.000 It's so stupid. 1.00

01:21:44.000 We'd be like Idiocracy. 1.00

01:21:46.000 Well, you've engineered yourself into a corner.

01:21:49.000 Because you're attracted to broad cheeks, that's what everybody needs. 0.99

01:21:53.000 That's crazy.

01:21:54.000 If that was true, if eugenics was true, maybe on a physical sense, just pure physical, not emotional, not intellectual.

01:22:00.000 For a worker, it would be good.

01:22:02.000 Think about it.

01:22:02.000 For a sex worker.

01:22:03.000 Can I get a piss break? 0.99

01:22:05.000 Go through that door.

01:22:06.000 There's the last door on the left.

01:22:08.000 I like that you're still rocking the wallet chain.

01:22:11.000 I rock one as well.

01:22:12.000 This one today is leather, but oftentimes I wear steel.

01:22:15.000 Nice, man. 1.00

01:22:16.000 If my girlfriend's shitting in there, just pee on her. 1.00

01:22:18.000 Yuck. 1.00

01:22:19.000 Nice.

01:22:19.000 Now we're talking.

01:22:20.000 By the way, I got to talk about this because Eddie and I were talking about this on the way over.

01:22:24.000 There's an article on some internet.

01:22:26.000 What's the matter?

01:22:27.000 Is she coming back out?

01:22:28.000 Yeah, she's not really.

01:22:29.000 I think she's in the bathroom. 0.94

01:22:30.000 Is she really in there?

01:22:31.000 I think so, man.

01:22:32.000 Don't pee on that, man.

01:22:33.000 I'll just wait.

01:22:33.000 I'll wait.

01:22:33.000 What a man.

01:22:34.000 A gentleman. 0.99

01:22:35.000 You can pee on her. 0.98

01:22:36.000 We were talking about this. 0.99

01:22:37.000 There's some article about some porn star who made, apparently, she made a million dollars going to the Middle East and having sex with really rich guys. 0.98

01:22:44.000 They're all rich, royal guys. 1.00

01:22:46.000 And she talked about it, and she had this online interview where she was talking about all the different crazy shit they would make her do, like have sex with German Shepherds, drink a glass of cum. 1.00

01:22:56.000 One of them was they showed up. 1.00

01:22:58.000 German Shepherds?

01:22:58.000 They all showed up.

01:22:59.000 This is so crazy, dude.

01:23:00.000 I just read this today.

01:23:01.000 She said they showed up.

01:23:03.000 They said it was supposed to be really kinky. 0.99

01:23:05.000 They didn't know what the fuck that meant. 0.99

01:23:06.000 She's like, I've seen it all. 0.96

01:23:08.000 They're on a boat.

01:23:09.000 They show up on a yacht.

01:23:10.000 There's all these dudes that are like 50. You know, the dudes say, all right, take your clothes off, start playing with yourself.

01:23:15.000 So they all say, all right, cool.

01:23:16.000 And then guys come along and start pissing on them.

01:23:19.000 And they want them to open up their mouth. 0.99

01:23:21.000 They want to piss in their mouth. 1.00

01:23:22.000 They start shitting on girls. 1.00

01:23:24.000 And some of the girls screamed, like, fuck this. 1.00

01:23:27.000 Like, you're not going to get paid. 1.00

01:23:28.000 You can go over there and sit and wait until we pull in the dock.

01:23:31.000 This is what we do.

01:23:32.000 And so that's what they do. 1.00

01:23:33.000 And they pay these people a fuckload of money and just piss on them and shit on them. 1.00

01:23:38.000 It's like, wow! 1.00

01:23:39.000 You gotta consider the health risk. 0.99

01:23:41.000 Damn, that's gotta be expensive. 0.99

01:23:42.000 Well, the urine is zero. 0.99

01:23:44.000 There's no risk. 1.00

01:23:45.000 But shit, there's a high risk. 1.00

01:23:47.000 Come on, it's... 1.00

01:23:48.000 You can drink people's piss and it's really not. 1.00

01:23:51.000 Dude, you know how much you gotta pay a bitch to shit on her? 1.00

01:23:53.000 That's... 1.00

01:23:54.000 You can't just do that for like a thousand dollars.

01:23:56.000 That's just not gonna happen.

01:23:57.000 It's a crazy thing of what one of the girls said. 0.98

01:23:59.000 One of the girls who was in there said that after you get shit on the third time, it's like no big deal. 1.00

01:24:04.000 Like, damn. 0.99

01:24:06.000 Like, she remembers like when she became numb. 1.00

01:24:09.000 Damn. 0.99

01:24:09.000 I would think... 0.99

01:24:10.000 I would think it would... 1.00

01:24:12.000 Some trillionaire shit on her chest. 1.00

01:24:14.000 Yeah, you gotta pay a bitch at least. 1.00

01:24:16.000 She's gotta be thinking like... 1.00

01:24:17.000 You know, 15, 20 grand cash.

01:24:19.000 Well, what this girl said was that in the article, what this girl said was that after whatever she's done over there for how long she did it, she had a million dollars in the bank and she was retiring. 0.85

01:24:29.000 She had a million dollars cash and she was done.

01:24:32.000 And she was like 28 years old or something like that.

01:24:34.000 I'm like, wow. 0.99

01:24:34.000 But she was like super honest about all the different shit they forced her to do. 0.99

01:24:37.000 And I was like, whoa. 0.99

01:24:39.000 You know, she thought she had, you know, doing porn and stuff. 0.79

01:24:41.000 She had like seen it all. 1.00

01:24:43.000 And she's like, you know, you get over there and they're making you fuck dogs. 1.00

01:24:48.000 Who's that? 1.00

01:24:49.000 Damn. 1.00

01:24:50.000 Fucking dogs must be expensive. 1.00

01:24:52.000 Come on. 1.00

01:24:53.000 That's got to be... 1.00

01:24:54.000 That's fucking a dog. 1.00

01:24:55.000 How much? 1.00

01:24:56.000 Well, I don't know how long this broad was over there, but she said she made a million... 0.95

01:25:00.000 That's Miles' phone, if you hear that vibrating.

01:25:03.000 He's in the bathroom.

01:25:03.000 Come on.

01:25:04.000 Russell's on his way, by the way. 0.98

01:25:05.000 If you lived in Dubai and you had all the money in the world, damn, you might have to just go right big. 0.91

01:25:11.000 Well, you don't tell him about it. 0.96

01:25:12.000 You can't tell them about it.

01:25:13.000 Tell them about what? 1.00

01:25:14.000 About they gotta fuck dogs until they get there. 1.00

01:25:16.000 Well, you know what I think? 1.00

01:25:17.000 I wouldn't say shit until they got there. 0.99

01:25:18.000 You know what I think? 0.99

01:25:19.000 They start off with cats.

01:25:20.000 You know what I think?

01:25:21.000 You ease them into the dog.

01:25:22.000 You can't talk about the dog in the email. 1.00

01:25:26.000 You can't talk about fucking the dog that quick. 1.00

01:25:28.000 There might be some cat kissing. 1.00

01:25:30.000 They gotta see the money.

01:25:31.000 You show them a pile of money.

01:25:33.000 Stacks of hundreds, and then the dog comes.

01:25:36.000 Well, I think what happens is they get bored.

01:25:38.000 They get bored in what they can get these girls to do. 1.00

01:25:40.000 Oh, what the fuck did I just do? 0.99

01:25:41.000 And they start ramping it up. 1.00

01:25:42.000 We're talking about having sex with dogs. 0.99

01:25:43.000 We're talking about really rich dudes in the Middle East that pay. 0.99

01:25:46.000 There was a whole thing of them, like a network of them, but some girl busted it all out because she got caught with her laptop, and then the cat was out of the bag, and it turned out that a lot of these girls that were going over there to quote-unquote model We're actually going over there and they were like really famous girls like you know like you can find them on in movies and TV shows and stuff I think they just have bad fucking management you know what I mean because if you don't get those like the kind of points to find right you know no matter what the fuck it is you know if you're being paid over there to play music you 0.91

01:26:16.000 know I mean I've heard of like prolific DJs going out to countries you know what I mean and then they go and do the show as commissioned you know what I mean But literally, in some of these more volatile countries and shit like that, they would be like, dude, you're going to play this song, and you have to play this song, and if you don't, basically, we'll take you back and fucking fuck you up big time. 0.99

01:26:36.000 What? 0.99

01:26:37.000 Yeah.

01:26:37.000 I've heard of things.

01:26:39.000 They threaten dudes?

01:26:39.000 Oh, yeah, dude.

01:26:41.000 I even have some fucking horror stories. 0.99

01:26:43.000 Really? 0.99

01:26:43.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:26:44.000 What countries are the issues?

01:26:45.000 You can't talk about it?

01:26:46.000 With me?

01:26:47.000 No.

01:26:47.000 I don't want to disagree.

01:26:49.000 Have you ever heard of anybody in a country that you can talk about?

01:26:52.000 No.

01:26:52.000 A specific country?

01:26:53.000 No, I just don't want to go there.

01:26:54.000 But I'm just saying, let's just say, a dodgy country. 0.76

01:26:57.000 Okay, a dodgy country.

01:26:58.000 You go there, and you're asked to perform and all this stuff, and say you're known for something else, too, and that's not part of what you're contracted for.

01:27:06.000 So if you're Jamie Walker, and they want you to say, Dino Mike!

01:27:09.000 Exactly.

01:27:10.000 Oh, you have to do it. 0.99

01:27:11.000 You have to fucking do it. 1.00

01:27:12.000 You know what I mean? 0.99

01:27:12.000 And they're like, dude. 0.99

01:27:13.000 And then it gets gnarly, and you can say, look, dude, this isn't in the order, the work order kind of thing.

01:27:19.000 You know what I mean? 0.99

01:27:19.000 They're like, we don't give a fuck, dude. 0.99

01:27:21.000 Just like that. 0.99

01:27:21.000 Play Ghost and Stuff! 0.99

01:27:23.000 Yeah, like that.

01:27:24.000 You know what I mean?

01:27:25.000 No, it's not that bad.

01:27:26.000 I do it anyway.

01:27:27.000 But, you know, like, say that.

01:27:29.000 You know what I mean? 0.99

01:27:30.000 If I don't play Ghost and Stuff in a fucking said fucking place, you know, it gets really fucking gnarly. 1.00

01:27:35.000 And you're essentially out there on your fucking own, you know what I mean, with you and whoever you're with, your tour manager and shit like that. 0.99

01:27:40.000 So you don't exactly have a personal army to fucking back your shit up if you're, you know, being threatened to do something. 0.99

01:27:45.000 So sometimes you just... 0.99

01:27:47.000 Say, you know what? 1.00

01:27:48.000 Fuck it. 1.00

01:27:48.000 Do it. 1.00

01:27:48.000 Because when you start to get in people's faces about, yo, dude, I'm done. 1.00

01:27:53.000 How much influence do people have?

01:27:56.000 Or do they, I should say, do they try to have when they book you for things?

01:28:00.000 Well, that's the funny thing.

01:28:03.000 There are kind of like two levels of the whole, at least with my experience of being a performer.

01:28:09.000 One is the gate for pay.

01:28:12.000 You know, you go, you know what you're getting into.

01:28:14.000 You go and you do it.

01:28:15.000 You just get out and that's it.

01:28:16.000 And then the other one's like, you know, you go there and then the rules change.

01:28:21.000 You know what I mean?

01:28:21.000 But there's not much like, you know, of a dictator or mediator to come in and say, you know, hey, look, this isn't in this.

01:28:29.000 And, you know, you have to like go above and beyond and all this shit. 0.95

01:28:33.000 So you're playing for these people. 0.96

01:28:35.000 You know, first and foremost, when I go to play a show, I'm there for everyone that's there.

01:28:39.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

01:28:39.000 I'm not there for the fucking dickhead who may be paying me some insane figure to fucking be there, but the dickhead who does pay you some insane figure to fucking be there is like, you know, they take that big lump or whatever and say, this is my justification for making you my bitch. 1.00

01:28:55.000 Tonight. 1.00

01:28:55.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

01:28:56.000 And this is about me and my company and how we're going to do this show.

01:28:59.000 So I've been to that in very low levels.

01:29:01.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:29:03.000 I've been there with clubs.

01:29:03.000 It happens low and high.

01:29:04.000 Yeah, we're like, dude, well, no, we just totally paid you to do this, so we own you. 0.99

01:29:09.000 But as long as you go in with the attitude, it's like, look, I'm going to go ahead and go do something extra anyway, but only because it's like, shit, dude, I see the whole first 20 rows of fucking smiley faces and they're all having fun despite all this bullshit that's going on between me and a promoter. 0.95

01:29:25.000 The thing about DJs and shit like that is that when they're starting out, you're always working for someone. 0.98

01:29:31.000 You know what I mean? 0.99

01:29:32.000 No matter what, you're going to a club, you're playing for the club owner because he's the guy that's paying your fucking bill. 0.98

01:29:38.000 Is there a point where you turn your name? 0.98

01:29:40.000 Absolutely, because it becomes your production and it's your crew and it's your production company.

01:29:46.000 Like I said, signing a deal with Live Nation was the best thing I could have done for myself because Live Nation is huge.

01:29:53.000 Yeah, I work with them.

01:29:55.000 I do concerts through them.

01:29:57.000 They're awesome.

01:29:57.000 Right, but then it becomes your show.

01:30:00.000 Yeah, exactly. 0.98

01:30:01.000 And so-and-so presents Joe fucking Rogan. 0.88

01:30:04.000 They're always cool. 0.95

01:30:05.000 The representatives are always really cool. 0.99

01:30:06.000 Yeah, and then you can always walk into a show, have a great fucking time. 0.61

01:30:09.000 Yeah, I get emails from random promoter dudes, and I'm like, I don't know you. 1.00

01:30:14.000 It might be great, but it could be uber sketchy, pain in the ass. 0.98

01:30:18.000 I've had those. 0.99

01:30:20.000 You can't get paid.

01:30:20.000 But you get to a point, too, where you can really know who's cool and not.

01:30:25.000 I have a dream team of promoters, and there are many of them, maybe 20 or 30, of dudes that I would even fucking hang with.

01:30:33.000 Right. 0.82

01:30:33.000 You know what I mean? 0.82

01:30:34.000 And playing for those guys is always fun and great.

01:30:36.000 Yeah, I've got a bunch of those guys in Canada. 0.99

01:30:37.000 But you always get this one fucking dude, you know what I mean, who just puts in this insane offer, and of course, you know, your agency is just like, yeah, oh shit, dude, check out this fucking smash and grab. 0.99

01:30:47.000 All you have to do is this. 1.00

01:30:48.000 And then you show up, and then it's like, dude, you're my bitch, basically. 1.00

01:30:50.000 So you have to do this, you have to fucking do that, and here's your time slot, and I don't give a shit. 1.00

01:30:55.000 And then you're bummed out because of that, obviously. 1.00

01:30:58.000 But you're not bummed out because there are fuck-tons of fucking kids that came to fucking see you. 0.99

01:31:03.000 And that's the only thing that really kind of makes it all worthwhile. 0.99

01:31:06.000 Well, so when you get into a situation like that, what is the big toss-up over?

01:31:12.000 Is it the set list?

01:31:13.000 Is it, you know, like, this is my type of music, this is what the kids want to hear?

01:31:16.000 Yeah, sometimes.

01:31:17.000 It used to be.

01:31:18.000 You know what I mean?

01:31:19.000 Until I kind of made my own thing.

01:31:22.000 And that's obviously what they're buying in the first place.

01:31:24.000 So they're never going to question you on that.

01:31:26.000 But it's usually just some kind of time constraint or something where they get other acts to.

01:31:35.000 And like I said, the funnier...

01:31:37.000 The easier it gets is when you just say, you know what? 1.00

01:31:41.000 Fuck it. 1.00

01:31:41.000 Let everyone do what they want. 1.00

01:31:43.000 You know what I mean? 0.98

01:31:43.000 If fucking DJ Super Awesome wants to cut my set by 15 minutes, and then... 0.98

01:31:48.000 You know, early in your career, it's always a pissing contest and it's always like, no, no, I'm not doing it. 0.98

01:31:53.000 If that's not happening, then I'm not going on.

01:31:55.000 If they cut me this much, I'm not going on.

01:31:56.000 And you see it a lot.

01:31:58.000 You know what I mean?

01:31:59.000 But then you get to a point where it's like, all right, let them.

01:32:01.000 Let them. 1.00

01:32:01.000 You know, because you can always explain this shit. 1.00

01:32:04.000 And one of the beautiful things I find with my, you know, horde of fucking fans is that I can always just tell it how it is. 1.00

01:32:11.000 You know what I mean? 0.98

01:32:12.000 Well, you have the opportunity now.

01:32:14.000 Yeah.

01:32:14.000 I always, you know, and I kind of always tried.

01:32:17.000 I always did.

01:32:17.000 You know what I mean?

01:32:18.000 So then if everyone says, well, dude, you know, why did you get canceled at this?

01:32:22.000 And then I can just say, look, look.

01:32:24.000 You can make a blog entry.

01:32:25.000 Absolutely explain yourself.

01:32:26.000 You don't have to wait for a reporter to contact you.

01:32:28.000 And you don't got to bullshit anyone.

01:32:29.000 Yeah, you know what I mean?

01:32:30.000 You just tell it right there.

01:32:32.000 And then it's, well, listen, I really apologize, but it's because of this is why we couldn't do this.

01:32:36.000 Right. 0.97

01:32:37.000 You know, and then the more laid back you are when it comes to that stuff, and this is really good advice, especially for like, I don't want to categorize them, but like C-list guys that wanted, you know, that get put on these massive bills with like tons of fucking dudes. 0.58

01:32:50.000 You know, it's just not to be all like super...

01:32:54.000 You know, litigious and weird and antsy and just aggro in general about, you know, what time you're given.

01:33:01.000 Right.

01:33:01.000 Because, you know, the more relaxed you are about it, you know, the better.

01:33:05.000 Just get the fucking job done. 0.99

01:33:06.000 Dude, you're mirroring stand-up comedy. 1.00

01:33:09.000 I mean, it must be the exact same mentality in the rising comedian as it is in the rising electronic DJ. It's the same story.

01:33:17.000 It's the same thing.

01:33:18.000 You have to listen to people until everybody's coming to see you.

01:33:21.000 And then you don't have to listen to anybody anymore.

01:33:23.000 Right.

01:33:23.000 It's the same thing.

01:33:24.000 And then it's just all out, and then it's you and them, and not you, them, and this third party. 0.99

01:33:29.000 And the attitude you have about doing shows with a gang of other people about, you know, your time's your time, don't worry about all that, don't be so locked up and rigid, let it go, and then just go up when you go up and do your shit. 0.98

01:33:38.000 Yeah, and if you don't And if something epically fucked up so bad, you can always just say. 0.97

01:33:43.000 Explain it.

01:33:44.000 Yeah, you explain it. 1.00

01:33:45.000 Look, it fucked up so bad because this fucking dickhead brought all this shit, and that's what it was. 1.00

01:33:49.000 There's a lot of conflict when acts tour together. 1.00

01:33:53.000 The only time I ever toured with anybody, I toured with John Heffron and Charlie Murphy.

01:33:57.000 And one time, we were all doing different...

01:34:00.000 Charlie Murphy was headlining one night, and then I would headline the next night. 0.99

01:34:05.000 And no matter what happened, Charlie Murphy never gave a fuck. 0.99

01:34:09.000 There could be some crazy... 0.99

01:34:11.000 The room could have gone on fire for half an hour.

01:34:13.000 But did it take you a while to learn that, though?

01:34:15.000 For him, no, man.

01:34:17.000 No, for you.

01:34:17.000 For me, yeah, definitely.

01:34:18.000 You know, it took me a while, too.

01:34:19.000 It took me a while to learn how to relax.

01:34:20.000 I still don't know it.

01:34:21.000 I get it, and then I lose it.

01:34:23.000 It's like sand slipping through my fingers. 0.99

01:34:24.000 I learned from a DJ, Nick Fanciulli, who just always said to me, he just would always say, the only thing ever out of this guy's fucking mouth was, dude, relax. 0.99

01:34:33.000 Yeah, he's right. 0.99

01:34:34.000 Yeah, he's totally fucking right. 0.98

01:34:35.000 He's totally right. 0.92

01:34:36.000 You know, it's just relax if you've done the work.

01:34:39.000 You know, you say relax if you're ready.

01:34:41.000 Relax if you've done the work, which you should be. 0.99

01:34:43.000 You're a fucking professional in whatever you're doing. 0.97

01:34:45.000 But yeah, I kid when I say that I don't really have control of it because I don't ever want to believe that I have control of it because I don't want to sleep. 0.99

01:34:52.000 I don't want to rest on it and let it creep up on me and burn the house down. 0.97

01:34:56.000 You know, the human mind is a very fucking tricky thing, man. 0.92

01:34:59.000 It's got to be kept on point and always on its tippy toes. 0.99

01:35:03.000 You know, but that feeling of, it's a very frustrating feeling of having somebody else trying to influence what the fuck you're trying to do.

01:35:10.000 You know, when you're coming up as a digital artist, as a comedian, I think as anything, people want to define you and they have their own ideas. 0.98

01:35:19.000 And the same thing that made you not be a good website designer, you're like, bitch, if I want to do it in blue, it's going to be blue. 1.00

01:35:24.000 Right. 0.98

01:35:25.000 That's like your music, you know?

01:35:27.000 And that's how you have to be as a comedian, too, I think.

01:35:29.000 They're very much the same.

01:35:30.000 It's like in order to really get your point across, you have to have a solitary vision, you know?

01:35:37.000 Do you have a crew as far as what we hear from you musically?

01:35:42.000 Musically?

01:35:42.000 No.

01:35:43.000 No, musically I really like to kind of just run the show there.

01:35:47.000 But I have a crew for the show.

01:35:50.000 For the show.

01:35:50.000 Who helped me with the visuals, the technology, the cube stuff, all the LED mouse head stuff.

01:35:54.000 So you program everything and come up with everything and you record everything and produce everything?

01:35:58.000 Musically, yes.

01:35:59.000 Wow.

01:36:00.000 Yeah.

01:36:01.000 Well, it's fun, you know, like, and that's kind of what kind of got it all started for me.

01:36:05.000 You know, I didn't come out of the gate as, you know, the purveyor and awesome play button pusher of other people's work.

01:36:10.000 Most of your stuff, original music or sampled half and half?

01:36:14.000 No, never sampled.

01:36:15.000 Everything's original.

01:36:16.000 Yeah, I really like to do that and just keep it that way.

01:36:19.000 Just, you know, obviously for the whole like, well, we don't have to pay out fucking serious like sync fees or licensing or buying the rights to, you know, make a derivative work of something that's already been done.

01:36:32.000 That's something I like really like to avoid.

01:36:34.000 So you've never sampled anything?

01:36:35.000 No.

01:36:36.000 Well, yeah, I have, actually.

01:36:38.000 I have sampled a couple things, but they were just little boutique tracks that never really went out and made it big. 0.98

01:36:44.000 Are there any samples that you've heard in your head that you wanted to sample, but you're like, fuck, it's too much of a headache to... 0.95

01:36:50.000 Well, it's never a headache to do it. 0.99

01:36:53.000 It's easier to ask for forgiveness than it is permission most times.

01:36:57.000 Really?

01:36:57.000 What happens when MC Hammer makes a song like, can't touch this?

01:37:05.000 Well, then do as fucking directed. 0.97

01:37:08.000 You can't touch it. 1.00

01:37:10.000 Fuck. 1.00

01:37:11.000 That's like the ultimate anti-sample right there. 1.00

01:37:13.000 Do you like mashups?

01:37:14.000 Do you enjoy mashups?

01:37:16.000 Hold on, hold on.

01:37:16.000 Answer the question.

01:37:17.000 What happens there?

01:37:19.000 Who gets the money?

01:37:20.000 Who gets the money?

01:37:21.000 If I remix, you can't touch this.

01:37:23.000 If I take you can't touch this and put this in the dance track and do that?

01:37:26.000 No, no, no.

01:37:26.000 That's not what I'm saying.

01:37:27.000 You can't touch this is Rick James.

01:37:29.000 She's super free.

01:37:30.000 Well, he couldn't touch it.

01:37:31.000 He's saying the same thing.

01:37:32.000 No, no, no.

01:37:33.000 I'm saying that track, that riff.

01:37:35.000 That's a Rick James riff.

01:37:37.000 That's a derivative work.

01:37:38.000 Completely.

01:37:39.000 Okay, so how does that work?

01:37:40.000 Rick James gets money for that, right?

01:37:42.000 There are some laws that would dictate that it's a cover.

01:37:46.000 As opposed to a direct sampling of the recording.

01:37:49.000 Now, these laws are still not even close to, you know, super defined.

01:37:54.000 You know, so it's always a case.

01:37:56.000 It's always a musicologist involved, especially with like Vanilla Ice's Ice Ice Baby, which was another excellent.

01:38:03.000 And his whole defense to all that was it's not...

01:38:08.000 He was like, no, it's...

01:38:15.000 I'm like, wow.

01:38:17.000 That's your defense. 0.99

01:38:19.000 That's ridiculous. 0.99

01:38:19.000 There are certain things you can get away with. 0.99

01:38:22.000 There used to be a general apply rule where you could say, okay, well then fine.

01:38:26.000 No more than three seconds should be the rule.

01:38:30.000 You know what I mean?

01:38:31.000 And then it's obviously changed because people can recreate the exact same thing just as easily.

01:38:36.000 Tabata is like the constant.

01:38:38.000 Those songs piss me off.

01:38:41.000 You're just making me think of some cool old song that I used to like.

01:38:44.000 I would still just call it a remix.

01:38:46.000 You know what I mean?

01:38:47.000 It's a remix.

01:38:48.000 Remake, remix, cover, all that stuff.

01:38:50.000 I actually recently did a cover of a Radiohead song, Codex, off of The King of Limbs.

01:38:56.000 Now, the way that I did that is, you know, I'm a huge Radiohead fan. 0.99

01:39:02.000 So I kind of took it as myself as an exercise to, you know, see if I could reproduce it as close as possible, minus obviously his fucking amazing vocal and all that shit, because I can't sing for a fuck.

01:39:13.000 So, you know, I remade his track and threw it up on SoundCloud, you know, just kind of like, you know, with a huge disclaimer saying, dude, this is not theirs, this is not a remix. 0.83

01:39:23.000 Right.

01:39:24.000 Just an artistic exercise.

01:39:26.000 Replayed the whole thing as an artistic exercise.

01:39:28.000 And, you know, I don't plan on monitorizing all that. 0.97

01:39:30.000 Actually, I plan on anything was just getting, you know, fucking, yo, Tom York, what up? 0.96

01:39:34.000 You know what I mean? 0.95

01:39:35.000 So I do a lot of things like that, and I've done it with Boards of Canada, who are this Scottish group that I absolutely love.

01:39:44.000 But as long as I don't go like, hey, yeah, this is going to be on my next album.

01:39:50.000 Check it out.

01:39:51.000 And kind of sort of sell people on the vibe that, oh, this is my big thing.

01:39:55.000 This is original. 0.99

01:39:56.000 Because how many Vanilla Ice fans fucking albeit 16 to 20 years old and even knew who the fucking Eurythmics was? 0.99

01:40:02.000 You know what I mean? 0.99

01:40:03.000 Right.

01:40:04.000 So that could have been...

01:40:05.000 It was David Bowie and Mick Jagger, wasn't it?

01:40:08.000 Under Pressure?

01:40:09.000 Queen.

01:40:10.000 It was Queen. 1.00

01:40:10.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00

01:40:11.000 Yeah, that's right. 1.00

01:40:11.000 That's right. 1.00

01:40:12.000 You're with me.

01:40:12.000 I don't know what I'm thinking about.

01:40:13.000 Sweet dreams.

01:40:14.000 It was Queen.

01:40:15.000 Yeah.

01:40:16.000 That's amazing. 0.99

01:40:17.000 Who the fuck gets the money for that, though? 0.99

01:40:19.000 Well, that's... 0.99

01:40:20.000 Did they go to court over that?

01:40:21.000 Yeah, they sit down.

01:40:22.000 They probably got permission for that.

01:40:24.000 Do you remember the Verve?

01:40:25.000 You remember that song, Bittersweet Symphony?

01:40:27.000 Apparently, they lost all their money to the Rolling Stones.

01:40:30.000 Of course.

01:40:30.000 They took the music.

01:40:31.000 Without asking.

01:40:32.000 Usually, in rap, it's very acceptable to sample music and then just rap over it.

01:40:37.000 But no one really has sampled music and sung over it. 0.99

01:40:42.000 So Verve was like, we're sampling shit. 0.99

01:40:44.000 Is that what they did? 1.00

01:40:45.000 Yeah, not rap.

01:40:46.000 They sampled it?

01:40:47.000 They just took the Rolling Stones music?

01:40:49.000 It was amazing either way. 0.98

01:40:50.000 I'm telling you, dude, I've had motherfuckers take whole songs of mine and not change a thing except for like a speed or a pitch of it. 0.96

01:41:00.000 And then pass it off as, hey, this is my new thing. 0.98

01:41:03.000 With no even, and oh, this is Deadmau5's track. 0.98

01:41:06.000 And you're always going to fucking get that. 0.87

01:41:08.000 You can't focus on those guys. 1.00

01:41:09.000 Dude, fucking bitch is going to fucking bite your jokes. 1.00

01:41:12.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

01:41:12.000 You're just going to get that. 1.00

01:41:13.000 But you know Doug Stanhope?

01:41:15.000 Do you know Doug Stanhope? 1.00

01:41:16.000 I don't know shit. 0.99

01:41:17.000 Doug Stanhope's a hilarious comedian. 0.99

01:41:19.000 And some guy was taking his bits and verbatim writing them out as if they're blog entries.

01:41:26.000 Like word for word.

01:41:28.000 Brilliant drunken ramblings on society and culture. 1.00

01:41:31.000 Oh shit! 0.99

01:41:32.000 Hey, Russell P in the place to be. 0.99

01:41:34.000 Hey, why aren't you at the Junos?

01:41:36.000 My brother.

01:41:36.000 It's Zimmerman!

01:41:40.000 Russell Peters has just entered the building.

01:41:44.000 With...

01:41:44.000 Hi, I'm Eddie.

01:41:46.000 Hey, Eddie.

01:41:48.000 There's some...

01:41:50.000 People here, and everyone's saying hi.

01:41:52.000 You know, your brother worked on my Christmas special.

01:41:55.000 Oh, Chris?

01:41:55.000 Yeah.

01:41:56.000 No shit! 1.00

01:41:56.000 He was a fucking grip on it. 1.00

01:41:57.000 Oh, sweet. 1.00

01:41:58.000 See, these Canadians, man, when they get together, all of a sudden... 1.00

01:42:01.000 Hey, your brother, my brother worked on his show.

01:42:04.000 Canadians love Canadians. 1.00

01:42:05.000 Fuck. 1.00

01:42:06.000 You know what? 1.00

01:42:07.000 That guy just made my fucking day. 0.98

01:42:09.000 Because my brother, God bless him, you know, he's not successful, he's not, like, wide-known, but he really wants to get into film and television and gripping and all that stuff. 0.99

01:42:17.000 And I didn't even know he fucking did that. 0.57

01:42:19.000 And now that you said that, I gotta call my brother. 0.98

01:42:21.000 Russell Peters, one of the greatest humans. 0.99

01:42:24.000 Just totally gave you a fucking big up. 0.99

01:42:25.000 With mice on them. 0.99

01:42:26.000 Russell Peters is one of the greatest humans that's ever lived.

01:42:29.000 I love this guy.

01:42:31.000 Let's keep this.

01:42:32.000 Have a beer, my brother. 1.00

01:42:33.000 I'll drink beer, but fuck it. 1.00

01:42:34.000 Come on. 1.00

01:42:34.000 Salute. 1.00

01:42:35.000 I don't drink beer, but fuck it. 1.00

01:42:36.000 Salute. 1.00

01:42:36.000 Is there any more Coronas left? 1.00

01:42:38.000 Yeah, here's one.

01:42:39.000 Oh, no, it's mine.

01:42:40.000 You don't want my spit, brother.

01:42:42.000 We'll get some more.

01:42:42.000 We'll get some more for you.

01:42:43.000 Give me a list of the bands that influenced you musically. 1.00

01:42:47.000 Russell Peters in the fucking house! 0.99

01:42:49.000 You know why I came to? 1.00

01:42:54.000 These two guys, Justin, Blaze and Breezy.

01:42:58.000 They're my homeboys from Brooklyn.

01:43:00.000 He got a hard when he heard you were gonna be here.

01:43:03.000 He's the producer too.

01:43:07.000 Blaze, that's Breezy.

01:43:09.000 Only two black dudes can walk in and be called Blade and Breezy and nobody freaks out.

01:43:15.000 Blazing Breezy and nobody...

01:43:17.000 Did we lose the video?

01:43:19.000 Dude, I had an epic black eye freakout at my house.

01:43:23.000 I'm doing renovations right now.

01:43:24.000 An epic black eye freakout? 0.98

01:43:26.000 Dude, it was fucking hilarious. 0.97

01:43:28.000 It was these... 0.97

01:43:29.000 Because I have about 16 construction workers all just kind of in and out of the house for the last six months because I'm doing a big renovation, right?

01:43:37.000 So I don't know any of them and all this stuff.

01:43:40.000 And I'm only home for like two days, right? 0.99

01:43:42.000 So they start at 9am, but no one told me this shit, right? 0.99

01:43:45.000 So the biggest fucking black dude just kind of walks in, and I don't know what to fucking, because I wasn't expecting anyone, but he was like one of the people working on the studio and stuff like that, and I just kind of stopped. 0.99

01:43:58.000 He didn't knock, he just kind of busted in like he would, because I wasn't there. 0.99

01:44:02.000 So he was supposed to do that. 0.99

01:44:04.000 And I just like kind of froze for a bit because like, dude, this dude's just walking into my fucking house. 0.99

01:44:10.000 And so I turn around. 0.98

01:44:11.000 I'm like, dude, can I help you?

01:44:14.000 And he's like, what?

01:44:15.000 Yeah, I'm supposed to be working on your place.

01:44:17.000 And then it clicked, right?

01:44:18.000 And then I was like, oh my god.

01:44:20.000 Oh, okay.

01:44:20.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:44:21.000 And then all of a sudden, all the other fucking dudes caught on to me, you know, calling this guy, you know, as he's walking into my fucking house. 1.00

01:44:27.000 And he went, oh yeah, the big black dude fucking walks into your fucking place. 1.00

01:44:31.000 You're freaking out. 1.00

01:44:32.000 Oh, you thought he was going to rob you.

01:44:33.000 No, no, no, no.

01:44:34.000 I was like, no, dude.

01:44:34.000 You just turned on your Canadian accent.

01:44:36.000 He really sounded fucking Canadian. 0.99

01:44:38.000 Yeah, he really did. 0.99

01:44:39.000 Dude, I was like...

01:44:39.000 What?

01:44:40.000 You're talking a different black dude. 1.00

01:44:41.000 You're talking black Canadians, which are completely different guys. 1.00

01:44:45.000 Those are Brooklyn black guys. 0.74

01:44:46.000 Black Canadians are the nicest people ever.

01:44:49.000 Is this house in Canada? 0.78

01:44:50.000 They're like David Loazzo. 1.00

01:44:51.000 Yeah, but he was really fucked up. 0.99

01:44:52.000 I mean, could you imagine? 1.00

01:44:53.000 I shit you not. 1.00

01:44:54.000 I was sitting in my boxers on the fucking computer. 1.00

01:44:56.000 Were you ready to run or were you ready to fight? 1.00

01:44:58.000 What were you thinking?

01:44:59.000 I wasn't thinking nothing.

01:45:00.000 I was just looking at him.

01:45:01.000 I'm like, dude, can I help you?

01:45:02.000 He was thinking...

01:45:04.000 He was thinking...

01:45:04.000 He was thinking his next beat...

01:45:08.000 Yeah, that's a fucking freaky moment. 0.99

01:45:10.000 When anybody's in your house, you're not prepared. 1.00

01:45:12.000 Especially a big black guy. 0.98

01:45:13.000 Was this in Canada or here? 0.94

01:45:15.000 Yeah, in Toronto.

01:45:15.000 Are you in Toronto or are you in St. Cath?

01:45:17.000 No, Toronto.

01:45:18.000 I live in Toronto.

01:45:19.000 Alright, don't get crazy. 0.65

01:45:20.000 Slow it down there, mouse.

01:45:21.000 Yo, watch out.

01:45:22.000 I live in Toronto. 0.99

01:45:22.000 Slow it down there, angry rat. 0.99

01:45:26.000 Toronto's a badass city, man. 1.00

01:45:27.000 I fucking love Toronto. 0.98

01:45:29.000 Toronto loves Joe Rogan and Eddie Bravo. 0.99

01:45:32.000 I did a comedy club there.

01:45:33.000 It was a pot shop, and people were allowed to smoke weed as the show was going on.

01:45:39.000 Yeah.

01:45:40.000 I don't want to say the name.

01:45:41.000 I don't want to even say where it is.

01:45:43.000 The Rivoli.

01:45:44.000 You go there.

01:45:45.000 It's like a bong shop. 0.97

01:45:46.000 They take in this back room, and there's not a fan in the place.

01:45:50.000 There's no air.

01:45:51.000 There's no air.

01:45:52.000 The whole place is just...

01:45:53.000 Gray, man.

01:45:54.000 It's like you're flying through the clouds. 0.99

01:45:56.000 It was ridiculous. 0.65

01:45:57.000 It's called Cafe Contact High. 0.99

01:45:58.000 It was the most ridiculous environment I've ever been a part of. 0.97

01:46:02.000 We know it. 0.98

01:46:04.000 It's called Henry's Hot Box. 1.00

01:46:05.000 Russell Peters comes with a goddamn posse. 1.00

01:46:07.000 He's not fucking around. 1.00

01:46:08.000 I had to roll deep. 0.99

01:46:10.000 That's Dylan Garcia.

01:46:11.000 And you know Jesus, don't you?

01:46:13.000 I don't know.

01:46:13.000 Jesus Trejo.

01:46:14.000 They're both comics.

01:46:16.000 How you guys doing?

01:46:16.000 Jesus is from the comedy store.

01:46:19.000 Nice.

01:46:21.000 Russell Peters does not travel by himself. 0.98

01:46:23.000 Do you have a tour bus or some shit? 0.98

01:46:25.000 I don't know. 1.00

01:46:25.000 He came in two cars, fool. 1.00

01:46:26.000 Are you just in L.A. hanging out? 1.00

01:46:28.000 I live here.

01:46:29.000 You live here.

01:46:30.000 He's Indian, man.

01:46:31.000 You don't know Russell Peters is Indian.

01:46:32.000 Are you on the O.1 or are you like U.S. resident?

01:46:33.000 I thought he was Mexican.

01:46:36.000 Cardi was saying that we were going to hook up one day.

01:46:38.000 You have a green card and you still buy houses in America? 0.99

01:46:40.000 You're a savage. 1.00

01:46:41.000 You don't give a fuck. 1.00

01:46:42.000 If I didn't know for sure if I'd get into Canada... 1.00

01:46:44.000 I had to buy my ex-wife a house for fuck's sake. 1.00

01:46:45.000 Stop it, please. 1.00

01:46:47.000 X? X? How long?

01:46:50.000 When did this happen?

01:46:51.000 How long?

01:46:53.000 How long?

01:46:54.000 How long you been?

01:46:56.000 She gets the house Wednesday. 0.63

01:46:58.000 Wednesday.

01:46:59.000 We had a conversation about this about a year ago.

01:47:01.000 You knew it was coming.

01:47:02.000 Yeah, come on, son.

01:47:03.000 We had a conversation a year ago.

01:47:04.000 Russell Peters was preparing for impact. 1.00

01:47:06.000 He was putting helmets on and shit. 1.00

01:47:08.000 I had my head between my legs. 1.00

01:47:10.000 Elbow pads. 0.91

01:47:11.000 He knew it was coming.

01:47:12.000 He knew the rocks were there.

01:47:14.000 I knew that my seat was a flotation device.

01:47:16.000 That boat was hitting the rocks, son.

01:47:17.000 That's right.

01:47:18.000 There's no doubt about it.

01:47:19.000 Hey, it is what it is, right?

01:47:20.000 It all worked out great.

01:47:21.000 It's all works.

01:47:22.000 You're Russell Peters.

01:47:23.000 You win.

01:47:23.000 We're actually cooler now than we were when we were together.

01:47:26.000 That's beautiful.

01:47:26.000 She'll probably love you now.

01:47:27.000 She'll respect you that you got away from her bullshit. 0.99

01:47:30.000 Sometimes girls need that and then when they're in a situation where you cannot ever leave, like we have a child together. 0.99

01:47:36.000 There's girls that abuse guys because they're constantly in this psychological drama, this seesaw battle of putting guys on the defensive so the guy proves that he's a man. 0.99

01:47:46.000 Like, I dated a girl that always wanted to fight, and I was like, look, I can't do this anymore. 0.98

01:47:51.000 She left, and then she started dating some other dude and did the same goddamn thing. 1.00

01:47:55.000 And then I had a conversation. 0.99

01:47:56.000 Well, better him than you, right?

01:47:57.000 Exactly.

01:47:58.000 But, I mean, as a person, I liked her as a person.

01:48:00.000 I was like, what do you think's going on?

01:48:01.000 She's like, I can't help it.

01:48:03.000 I have to push a guy.

01:48:04.000 She goes, it's like, it's in me.

01:48:06.000 I don't know what it is. 1.00

01:48:06.000 I want to push him into a corner, and I want to get him to tell me to shut the fuck up. 1.00

01:48:10.000 I want to know that he's willing to walk away from me. 0.99

01:48:12.000 Otherwise, I can't respect him.

01:48:14.000 Well, you can't walk away when you have a kid. 1.00

01:48:16.000 When you get one of those crazy bitches pregnant, that's what happens. 1.00

01:48:19.000 They're stuck in a goddamn circuit loop. 1.00

01:48:22.000 It turns out mine was only crazy because of the hormones from being pregnant and postpartum. 1.00

01:48:27.000 Oh, that's terrible. 0.98

01:48:27.000 But by that time, I had already fucking checked out, so it was too late. 0.98

01:48:31.000 Damn. 0.99

01:48:32.000 But you know the ironic part? 0.99

01:48:33.000 She's a big Deadmau5 fan, and that's...

01:48:36.000 Oh! 0.60

01:48:38.000 That's sad.

01:48:39.000 Well, if you know that, man, why don't you guys try to get back together again?

01:48:43.000 No, no, because I'm not into it.

01:48:45.000 I'll get her tickets.

01:48:46.000 Are you beyond the point?

01:48:47.000 Are you guys friends still?

01:48:49.000 We're cool, we're cool.

01:48:50.000 But you really loved her when you first met her, right?

01:48:53.000 No, no, it was a rebound chick. 1.00

01:48:55.000 Oh, snap. 0.99

01:48:56.000 Honesty fills the airways with truth.

01:49:00.000 Hey, why aren't you at the Junos this year?

01:49:03.000 Because they got Shatner hosting it this year.

01:49:05.000 I know.

01:49:05.000 How dope is that?

01:49:06.000 That is still pretty cool.

01:49:07.000 Are you there this year?

01:49:08.000 Yeah.

01:49:09.000 What are you going to do?

01:49:10.000 What are you guys talking about? 1.00

01:49:11.000 What the fuck are you talking about? 1.00

01:49:12.000 Junos. 1.00

01:49:12.000 What is a Juno? 1.00

01:49:13.000 Junos is a Canadian Grammy.

01:49:15.000 Okay, no one knows that.

01:49:16.000 You know, the ironic thing is he's a Jew and no one knows that. 0.95

01:49:19.000 Here's the ironic thing.

01:49:19.000 He's a Jew and I have a Junos.

01:49:21.000 Isn't that fucked up? 1.00

01:49:24.000 I'm only Jewish when I'm in Hollywood. 1.00

01:49:26.000 Don't expect gold.

01:49:27.000 It's late, and I'm drinking beer, which I don't drink.

01:49:29.000 What did you drink?

01:49:30.000 What would you like?

01:49:31.000 Can we get him alcohol in some form?

01:49:33.000 There's only one amp.

01:49:34.000 Hey, you're next to the alcohol.

01:49:35.000 You're next to the alcohol right there. 0.72

01:49:36.000 Oh, we got some stuff over there.

01:49:37.000 You don't want this Crown Royal.

01:49:39.000 Trust me, man. 0.99

01:49:39.000 This will fucking melt your tires. 0.99

01:49:41.000 Hey, Breezy, can you hit the bar for me out there? 0.99

01:49:44.000 How old is that crown?

01:49:45.000 It's pretty new.

01:49:46.000 It's pretty new, but I'm telling you, it's so nasty.

01:49:50.000 Hey, Joe, you have the other stuff in there. 1.00

01:49:51.000 Oh, yeah, the shit that Ronda Rousey got. 0.99

01:49:53.000 The Glendales. 1.00

01:49:54.000 Where is that?

01:49:54.000 The Glendales.

01:49:55.000 What is it, Armenian?

01:49:56.000 Yeah, Armenian.

01:49:57.000 For real, yeah.

01:49:58.000 Man, don't make fun of Armenians, bro.

01:49:59.000 I love Armenians. 1.00

01:50:01.000 Damn. 1.00

01:50:02.000 Joe just loves Armenians. 1.00

01:50:03.000 Armenians are my people. 1.00

01:50:04.000 We're both hairy motherfuckers, so we have to respect Armenians. 1.00

01:50:07.000 Well, we're very similar in genome. 1.00

01:50:10.000 Italian, Indian, Armenians.

01:50:11.000 That's right.

01:50:11.000 We are genetically predisposed to not being follically challenged.

01:50:16.000 They hooked me up with some fucking badass cognac. 1.00

01:50:20.000 Damn, that's an exo shit. 1.00

01:50:21.000 Cognac. 1.00

01:50:22.000 It's really good, man.

01:50:24.000 It's really good.

01:50:25.000 Ronda Rousey came over, and the Armos sent this over with her.

01:50:28.000 She said, the Armenians love me, and they love when I talk good about Armenians.

01:50:32.000 So I'll talk good about Armenians the day I die. 1.00

01:50:35.000 When a grown man buys me a bottle of Courvoisier, he got me. 0.99

01:50:38.000 You will choke a Turk out for an Armenian. 1.00

01:50:41.000 What is that? 0.95

01:50:41.000 Is it cognac? 0.95

01:50:42.000 Whatever.

01:50:42.000 It's some badass drink.

01:50:43.000 It's XO. It's the good shit. 1.00

01:50:44.000 It's the good shit. 1.00

01:50:44.000 What is it? 1.00

01:50:45.000 What kind of an alcohol is that?

01:50:46.000 It's Martel Cognac.

01:50:47.000 It's the XO, though.

01:50:48.000 So that's the good stuff. 0.98

01:50:49.000 It is pretty fucking good. 0.98

01:50:50.000 You can tell by how fancy the bottle is. 0.99

01:50:52.000 I was about to drink out of this, Brian, until I saw goddamn pot crumbs in there. 0.99

01:50:55.000 You did that. 1.00

01:50:56.000 Son of a bitch. 1.00

01:50:57.000 I've watched you do it. 1.00

01:50:58.000 How dare you?

01:50:59.000 How dare you?

01:51:00.000 Oh, it's this stack.

01:51:01.000 It was the wrong stack. 0.98

01:51:03.000 I thought you threw some shit in my clean stack. 0.99

01:51:05.000 No. 0.99

01:51:06.000 Because I looked at the stack.

01:51:07.000 I'm like, your stack's clean.

01:51:08.000 You asked weed into that.

01:51:09.000 A thousand apologies.

01:51:11.000 Do you like mashups?

01:51:13.000 Do you enjoy when people do videos?

01:51:17.000 I like it when people that don't do it, do it.

01:51:20.000 I don't like people that shouldn't do it, do it.

01:51:22.000 I hate that.

01:51:23.000 Do you enjoy Party Ben, Girl Talk, or any of those guys? 1.00

01:51:27.000 Girl Talk's not a fucking DJ. Hold on a second. 1.00

01:51:30.000 This guy, by the way, you should have been here earlier because he completely mirrors your sentiments on the whole DJ. What is the definition of DJ? He's an electronic artist.

01:51:40.000 Yeah, that's how I look at you.

01:51:41.000 Russell's a discs guy.

01:51:43.000 You know that, right?

01:51:44.000 He's a DJ. Do you know that?

01:51:45.000 Do I know what?

01:51:46.000 That I've been DJing since 85. Have you really?

01:51:48.000 Back in the day.

01:51:49.000 Back in the Wolfman Jack days.

01:51:51.000 He's really good.

01:51:51.000 I was on the radio back in the day.

01:51:53.000 Me and Mastermind, we had the hip-hop show. 1.00

01:51:55.000 No shit! 0.99

01:51:56.000 On energy, 108. We had the hip-hop show and I was the DJ in the background. 1.00

01:52:04.000 You know Williams, Wayne Williams.

01:52:06.000 Oh, he was horrible. 0.99

01:52:07.000 He's a horrible human. 0.98

01:52:09.000 No, no, I'm good, I'm good, thanks. 1.00

01:52:13.000 I'll gun it.

01:52:15.000 Yeah, go for it.

01:52:16.000 Breezy's going to get me a drink.

01:52:18.000 Do you want some cognac?

01:52:20.000 You want some cognac?

01:52:22.000 Cheers, guys.

01:52:23.000 This is cognac.

01:52:27.000 Yeah, because you're from...

01:52:28.000 Oh, Jesus.

01:52:29.000 God. 1.00

01:52:29.000 Fuck! 1.00

01:52:30.000 That's weird. 1.00

01:52:31.000 Woo! 0.99

01:52:32.000 You know what?

01:52:32.000 I love the occasional Jimi Hendrix mashup.

01:52:36.000 The Jay-Z Jimi Hendrix mashup of Girl Problems and Voodoo Child. 1.00

01:52:40.000 That is the shit. 0.99

01:52:41.000 Well, my favorite mashup was the Grey album. 1.00

01:52:44.000 Oh, yeah.

01:52:45.000 That was great as well.

01:52:46.000 All-time favorite mashup.

01:52:47.000 That was great as well.

01:52:48.000 I agree. 0.91

01:52:48.000 You know, mashups can be done in such an artistic way that it's fucking cool. 0.91

01:52:52.000 What about Bed-Stuy meets Blue Eyes? 0.75

01:52:55.000 No.

01:52:55.000 It depends on how it's done.

01:52:56.000 That was not bad.

01:52:57.000 That was not bad.

01:52:58.000 Anything with Biggie.

01:52:59.000 I love anything with Biggie.

01:53:01.000 I'm such a big Biggie fan.

01:53:02.000 See, but when I was growing up, they weren't called mashups.

01:53:05.000 They were just called mixes.

01:53:06.000 Right. 0.98

01:53:06.000 It was like growing up, you would take whatever fucking acapella record they had because it was hard to get acapellas back then. 0.98

01:53:12.000 So if a record had an acapella, you would fuck with it with however many beats you could find that would match that acapella. 0.99

01:53:18.000 Like I would play Sweetheart by Rainy Davis. 0.99

01:53:21.000 And I would find as many fucking beats that would go with Sweetheart back in the day. 1.00

01:53:26.000 And you would try and change them as fast as you could. 0.99

01:53:28.000 And that was the challenge because you'd have to dig the record out, cue it up, and you didn't have the fucking BPMs in front of you.

01:53:34.000 There was no sync button. 0.93

01:53:35.000 It's too susceptible to train wrecking, though.

01:53:37.000 That's the problem with mash-ups.

01:53:39.000 You know what I mean? 0.99

01:53:40.000 You could totally just mash something up and it sounds like shit. 0.99

01:53:42.000 There's very few people who have a perception of music the way he does. 0.99

01:53:46.000 It's almost creepy.

01:53:47.000 Like, you have a smell that I don't have.

01:53:49.000 I am a creeper.

01:53:49.000 We played music.

01:53:50.000 We played some music.

01:53:51.000 And he goes, oh, there's Salt-N-Pepa in there.

01:53:54.000 There's Salt-N-Pepa. 1.00

01:53:54.000 And we're like, what the fuck are you talking about? 1.00

01:53:57.000 We had to listen to it like a hundred times and break it down. 0.99

01:54:00.000 He's like, stop this spot right here.

01:54:02.000 And we're like, oh, yeah, wow. 1.00

01:54:04.000 What the fuck? 1.00

01:54:05.000 How did you even pick that out, man? 1.00

01:54:07.000 Like, if you sampled a snare, I'd probably be able to go, I know where that snare is from.

01:54:10.000 Yeah, he'll call the song.

01:54:12.000 It's really bizarre, man.

01:54:14.000 It's a weird trait. 0.99

01:54:15.000 It's still prevailing in music today, even, with even the latest and greatest electronic music, because you hear this one little sample or snare or something like that, and it's off another dude's shit. 0.99

01:54:24.000 Right. 0.99

01:54:25.000 You know what I mean?

01:54:26.000 And you can pick it out. 0.99

01:54:27.000 So that's kind of when I stop fucking listening to music. 0.98

01:54:30.000 Because I find that I'm analyzing. 0.99

01:54:32.000 It's like, where did he get that?

01:54:34.000 Instead of just enjoying it? 0.98

01:54:35.000 Because Homeboy wasn't in the back fucking hitting a snare on a mic. 0.99

01:54:38.000 You know what I mean? 0.99

01:54:39.000 It's just incestual ripping. 1.00

01:54:41.000 It doesn't matter.

01:54:43.000 You can rip anything you want.

01:54:44.000 As long as it's good, right?

01:54:45.000 If you have the talent to put together the melodies that are magical and resonate with the planet, that's the talent, right?

01:54:52.000 Whether you rip it off, whether you sample it, can you put together this unique little piece of art that's going to resonate with the world?

01:55:00.000 It doesn't work that way with comedy, doesn't it, Russell P? There's a couple of comics who do the collage, the best of shows.

01:55:08.000 It's not their best of.

01:55:10.000 Our business has a different code.

01:55:11.000 Take my wife, please. 1.00

01:55:13.000 You gotta come up with your own riffs.

01:55:15.000 Yeah, it's pretty awful.

01:55:17.000 And it's not getting any better out there.

01:55:20.000 Well, it is, and it isn't. 0.98

01:55:21.000 You know what the fucked up thing is? 0.98

01:55:22.000 It comes in cycles, I think. 0.96

01:55:22.000 Do you ever write a great joke, and then you think, there's no way nobody did that? 0.96

01:55:26.000 Absolutely. 0.95

01:55:26.000 I fucking think of jokes, and I'm so happy with it. 0.95

01:55:28.000 And then as soon as I get happy with it, I go, I'm sure some fucking guy said that already. 0.99

01:55:32.000 Of course. 0.91

01:55:33.000 Well, you know, I had a bit that was on one of my CDs and I didn't find out until like four years later that Ellen DeGeneres had a bit just like that.

01:55:40.000 I did that in a special I did in 97. I did a joke about throwing a fucking chocolate bar into a swimming pool. 0.97

01:55:47.000 Or into a toilet. 0.99

01:55:48.000 Or just mashing it up. 0.99

01:55:50.000 I can't remember the fuck. 0.99

01:55:52.000 It was horrible. 0.99

01:55:52.000 And then Howie Mandel was like, you know, I did that, right? 0.99

01:55:54.000 I'm like, son of a bitch. 0.99

01:55:57.000 And it was worse because Howie did it and Howie and I are friends and he's Canadian. 1.00

01:56:01.000 So it was like, it looks like I stole from my own fucking people. 1.00

01:56:04.000 Well, the only thing you don't have to worry about with Howie is he's not going to kick your ass because he won't touch you. 1.00

01:56:07.000 Yeah, it's true. 0.99

01:56:08.000 He's terrified of touching people.

01:56:09.000 It's true. 1.00

01:56:10.000 So you can be like, what, bitch? 1.00

01:56:12.000 What are you going to do? 1.00

01:56:13.000 Fucking shake my hand? 1.00

01:56:14.000 Just start sneezing. 1.00

01:56:15.000 Ah, two! 0.91

01:56:17.000 He'll just run away from you, man. 1.00

01:56:18.000 You never have to worry about him kicking your ass. 1.00

01:56:20.000 He won't even shake your hand. 1.00

01:56:21.000 Have we talked about Anonymous on the show yet?

01:56:23.000 What if him and Howie Mandel met up?

01:56:26.000 Oh, look at you.

01:56:26.000 It's like watching you DJ right now.

01:56:28.000 How dare you.

01:56:29.000 I think that's cool.

01:56:30.000 Keep that on.

01:56:31.000 How dare you?

01:56:32.000 What are you talking about, Joe?

01:56:32.000 We love Anonymous.

01:56:33.000 We love 4chan.

01:56:34.000 We love everyone.

01:56:35.000 That's why I said it's cool.

01:56:37.000 What's Anonymous?

01:56:38.000 I don't know about Anonymous. 0.98

01:56:39.000 I'm just writing this shit so they don't take my website down. 0.97

01:56:41.000 He's an English historian. 0.99

01:56:43.000 I paid a lot for that.com.

01:56:45.000 I need to see it get it taken down.

01:56:47.000 Hey, digital mafia rules.

01:56:49.000 Well, it's mostly like young hacker kids, right?

01:56:51.000 I mean, what is anonymous?

01:56:52.000 I like what you said. 0.99

01:56:54.000 Anonymous is about like fucking 12 dudes. 0.99

01:56:56.000 Exactly, exactly. 1.00

01:56:57.000 They've done some crazy shit lately. 0.99

01:56:59.000 I've been reading your Anon news, and I'm like reading some historical shit. 1.00

01:57:03.000 I'm like, we just knocked down Syria's fucking government website. 0.99

01:57:08.000 I'm like, did they really do that? 0.99

01:57:09.000 Yeah, they can do that.

01:57:10.000 Oh, yeah.

01:57:11.000 Well, this is how it works, man.

01:57:13.000 In real simple terms, every website is on servers, and every server can only take so many hits at the same time.

01:57:19.000 Can I just say that I'm excited that Eddie Bravo's here?

01:57:21.000 It's in the house.

01:57:22.000 I know.

01:57:22.000 I'm excited about that.

01:57:23.000 Joe, you know what sucks, though, is that I... Yeah, but not like your level.

01:57:27.000 I recently got hacked by Xbox.

01:57:29.000 As a guy, I'm like...

01:57:31.000 You mean on Xbox?

01:57:32.000 Your Xbox account got hacked?

01:57:33.000 My account on Xbox got hacked.

01:57:35.000 Right.

01:57:36.000 And what sucks is that a lot of people are getting hacked on Xbox.

01:57:40.000 And instead of Sony PlayStation who announced it to everybody, like, hey, we got hacked and blah, blah, blah. 0.99

01:57:45.000 Xbox is covering the shit up. 0.95

01:57:48.000 And if you go on Twitter, I said I got hacked. 0.99

01:57:50.000 And all these people are like, so did I, so did I, so did I, so did I. And then you go to Kotaku and Joystick, and they're like, yeah.

01:57:56.000 What they're doing is...

01:57:57.000 In Poland, people are... 0.98

01:57:59.000 They're hacking Xboxes, and then they're fucking adding all these charges. 0.94

01:58:04.000 They're getting all these gamer points. 0.97

01:58:06.000 And then using EA has for Fifi soccer.

01:58:10.000 They have these things that they can exchange points for these game cards, like baseball cards or whatever.

01:58:16.000 But there's this whole thing going on.

01:58:17.000 And the crazy thing is that I told Xbox, and I'm like, hey, I got hacked.

01:58:22.000 And they're making this huge, like, I can't go online right now.

01:58:25.000 I can't do anything right now.

01:58:26.000 You can't go online?

01:58:27.000 No.

01:58:28.000 You mean with Xbox?

01:58:29.000 Xbox.

01:58:29.000 But listen to this.

01:58:30.000 I told them three days ago I got hacked, and I'm still getting charges on my checking account.

01:58:36.000 People are still charging, charging, charging, charging.

01:58:39.000 And I told Xbox, I'm like, hey, stop.

01:58:42.000 Take my PayPal.

01:58:43.000 Take my Visa.

01:58:44.000 Take everything off my account.

01:58:46.000 Take my money.

01:58:46.000 And they won't do it.

01:58:48.000 Why?

01:58:48.000 Because they want to research where the money's coming from.

01:58:52.000 So they're using my money.

01:58:53.000 They're using my money as a research tool.

01:58:56.000 Are they going to reimburse you?

01:58:57.000 I'm sure they will, but they're not going to reimburse all the bills that are bouncing right now. 1.00

01:59:01.000 Fuck you, Xbox. 1.00

01:59:03.000 Oh. 1.00

01:59:04.000 That was a strong statement.

01:59:06.000 And you said it like you ran out of breath, too.

01:59:08.000 It was like you reached the end of your life. 0.98

01:59:10.000 You're really playing on the odds that one out of the ten fucking anon... 1.00

01:59:14.000 Don't work for fucking Xbox. 0.99

01:59:16.000 I know. 1.00

01:59:16.000 That's risky. 1.00

01:59:17.000 I wouldn't double down on that.

01:59:19.000 You're right.

01:59:19.000 I know.

01:59:20.000 Exactly.

01:59:20.000 There's an inside job going on in Xbox.

01:59:23.000 You think so?

01:59:23.000 You think someone on the inside is jacking people?

01:59:26.000 Speaking of my ex's box, she's moving on.

01:59:30.000 Oh! 0.60

01:59:31.000 Too soon.

01:59:33.000 Russell Peters, stand-up comedian.

01:59:35.000 Here's the beautiful thing about Anonymous.

01:59:36.000 I did two shows and I'm drunk.

01:59:38.000 What do you want from me?

01:59:38.000 My Ex's Box.

01:59:39.000 Beautiful.

01:59:39.000 I love it.

01:59:39.000 I wouldn't want nothing else.

01:59:41.000 You're perfect.

01:59:42.000 Don't change.

01:59:42.000 The beautiful thing about Anonymous is that everything's anonymous.

01:59:46.000 Just like Fight Club, there's people working at Ex's Box. 0.96

01:59:49.000 So what, are we supposed not to fucking talk about it then? 0.91

01:59:51.000 Occasionally people are going to get arrested. 0.97

01:59:53.000 The beauty of Anonymous is what it represents is the future of government.

01:59:56.000 That's what it represents.

01:59:57.000 The government is going to be the will of the people.

01:59:59.000 Oh, awesome. 0.99

01:59:59.000 The government is going to be, what, 10 dudes fucking who really know security. 0.99

02:00:03.000 Oh, that's great, because I know 10 dudes who are really into politics. 0.98

02:00:06.000 That's not what I'm saying.

02:00:08.000 It represents the will of the people.

02:00:10.000 When they're doing something, when they're taking down a government website because of the National Defense Authorization Act, what they're doing is they're essentially making a stand for the people.

02:00:19.000 They're saying, listen, the internet does not like this.

02:00:22.000 Right.

02:00:23.000 The internet gets behind it, and then you see bills like SOPA get taken down, you go, whoa, the internet has a say.

02:00:29.000 The internet has a say.

02:00:30.000 And there's people that are extremists on the internet, and that's what anonymous is. 0.99

02:00:33.000 They're the craziest soldiers at the front of the line that are willing to do nutty shit, like take down the CIA website. 0.98

02:00:38.000 Is it 100,000 people? 0.99

02:00:40.000 It doesn't have to be.

02:00:41.000 It could be three.

02:00:41.000 It doesn't matter.

02:00:42.000 What they represent as anonymous individuals are the will of the entire group on the internet. 0.96

02:00:48.000 They don't do shit that people hate. 0.83

02:00:51.000 Anonymous is never doing shit that people are really mad at. 0.95

02:00:53.000 No.

02:00:54.000 Have you ever noticed?

02:00:55.000 They get creepy and they put, you know, they call themselves anonymous, they'll get people's personal information online. 0.91

02:00:59.000 That's them douchebags. 1.00

02:01:01.000 But the reality of the ethics behind the group is that they're trying to take down corruption. 1.00

02:01:06.000 They're trying to step in and stop shit. 0.96

02:01:08.000 They're trying to pick up where WikiLeaks got tripped up because there was a public figure. 0.98

02:01:13.000 Right, but at what point do you think that they'll kind of curb that as not to become the dictators themselves?

02:01:21.000 Who is they?

02:01:21.000 That's the issue.

02:01:22.000 The issue is who is they.

02:01:23.000 As long as there's no true organization and it really does represent the people, then the internet will be truly democratic.

02:01:31.000 Yes and no.

02:01:33.000 You're saying they may become evil.

02:01:35.000 Right now they're doing...

02:01:36.000 Right, right, right.

02:01:38.000 And then all of a sudden, okay, so fine.

02:01:39.000 So let's take Anon, right?

02:01:41.000 And let's put him in power.

02:01:43.000 No, well, no one's saying that.

02:01:45.000 The idea is that no one's in power.

02:01:47.000 The idea is we've got to get to a certain point in time, we realize it's a global government.

02:01:51.000 I think we should have Anonymous' power.

02:01:53.000 We should have the internet be power.

02:01:55.000 We should have voting online.

02:01:56.000 We should have everything.

02:01:57.000 The internet is a global government.

02:01:59.000 The internet is a global government. 0.99

02:02:01.000 So it only takes three or four fucking dudes to go and change a ballot. 0.99

02:02:04.000 I get that. 0.99

02:02:05.000 Well, that's true, but who are those three or four dudes?

02:02:07.000 We gotta eliminate the fact that there can ever be three or four dudes that have access to anything. 1.00

02:02:12.000 We have to kill those three dudes. 1.00

02:02:13.000 That's what we have to do. 1.00

02:02:13.000 There can never be three or four dudes that have access to anything. 1.00

02:02:17.000 It has to be all transparent.

02:02:19.000 Once it becomes transparent, then you can't steal.

02:02:21.000 Then you can't lie.

02:02:22.000 It's going to be really simple.

02:02:23.000 Internet 2.0, right?

02:02:24.000 You know what it is, man?

02:02:25.000 We're all moving into a certain direction where there's going to be no secrets.

02:02:28.000 It's really clear.

02:02:29.000 The geek shall inherit the earth.

02:02:31.000 Yeah.

02:02:31.000 The information is going to take over.

02:02:33.000 And all your ideas about wanting to have privacy, all that bullshit is going to go bye-bye, son. 0.96

02:02:39.000 Yeah, it's going to be great, but who's watching the information? 0.98

02:02:41.000 There's going to be no one watching it, man.

02:02:43.000 Everyone's going to have access to it.

02:02:44.000 Ultimately, it'll be complete and total transparency.

02:02:47.000 Cheers, buddy.

02:02:47.000 And I don't know if that's good, but it's coming.

02:02:51.000 It's all math.

02:02:53.000 What?

02:02:53.000 Meezy.

02:02:54.000 Fuck that. 1.00

02:02:55.000 Fuck that. 1.00

02:02:56.000 Are you kidding, dude? 1.00

02:02:57.000 I don't hear it.

02:02:58.000 What's that?

02:02:58.000 I can't take that kind of responsibility.

02:03:00.000 Does anybody call you D-Measy?

02:03:02.000 Dead Mizzle Fizzle? 0.99

02:03:03.000 Not D-Measy? 0.98

02:03:04.000 D-Measy? 0.94

02:03:05.000 No.

02:03:06.000 Hey, so where are you DJing?

02:03:07.000 That's a new one.

02:03:09.000 Eddie's got a new pet name for you.

02:03:10.000 If you get drunk enough to give me your phone number, that's what's going to be on his phone.

02:03:14.000 I'm drunk enough.

02:03:15.000 Can I get into my DJ? No, I'm kidding.

02:03:17.000 No, no, no.

02:03:18.000 What are we at?

02:03:18.000 We had a shot of Crown, a shot of Arminian Special 99, and then Cognac.

02:03:24.000 Yeah, I'm sorry.

02:03:24.000 What'd you say?

02:03:25.000 I don't think my mic's on first.

02:03:27.000 Yeah, it's sounding weird.

02:03:28.000 No, it's not.

02:03:29.000 It sounds weird.

02:03:30.000 We cut you out.

02:03:30.000 Sorry, dude.

02:03:31.000 No, it's on.

02:03:32.000 It's on. 0.99

02:03:33.000 Fucking Redband muted me. 0.99

02:03:34.000 No, I didn't. 0.99

02:03:36.000 Is that what it is?

02:03:37.000 Redband hammer.

02:03:39.000 I think Redband just started a brown band.

02:03:43.000 A brown band.

02:03:44.000 Do you get it?

02:03:45.000 Come on! 0.61

02:03:46.000 Is this thing on?

02:03:48.000 Are you a conspiracy theorist at all?

02:03:52.000 Me? 1.00

02:03:52.000 Fucking totally. 1.00

02:03:53.000 Deem easy? 1.00

02:03:53.000 No, deem easy. 1.00

02:03:54.000 Oh, me?

02:03:55.000 A conspiracy theorist.

02:03:57.000 Not really?

02:03:58.000 No, not really.

02:03:59.000 You are?

02:04:00.000 I'll buy into this and that, but no.

02:04:02.000 Not all of it.

02:04:03.000 Not 100%.

02:04:04.000 All of it!

02:04:05.000 You gotta be into all of it or none of it.

02:04:07.000 I question a lot of things.

02:04:09.000 Like what?

02:04:09.000 Namely?

02:04:10.000 The moon landing. 0.98

02:04:11.000 I don't fucking trust one single bit. 0.99

02:04:12.000 Are you serious? 0.99

02:04:13.000 Yeah.

02:04:14.000 Not one bit.

02:04:15.000 Do I trust that moon landing?

02:04:16.000 Because?

02:04:17.000 Because I met...

02:04:18.000 I think I said this once before on one of the podcasts.

02:04:21.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

02:04:23.000 Did you see how emotionally upset Neil Armstrong got?

02:04:27.000 Stop right there.

02:04:28.000 The only way that's going to work is if we were talking about something as crazy as the moon landing. 0.99

02:04:34.000 It's like if I told Tiesto he's not a DJ and he got upset, I'd be like, motherfucker, you're not a DJ. You put in a mixtape and you got AIDS. I mean... 1.00

02:04:40.000 Oh! 0.60

02:04:41.000 He hit him with the AIDS! Not the AIDS! Listen, here's the thing.

02:04:49.000 Whenever someone says something as crazy...

02:04:51.000 Life gives you AIDS, make lemonade. 1.00

02:04:52.000 If someone says something as crazy as the moon landing didn't happen, you gotta let them talk without interrupting with some fucking emotional shit about Neil Armstrong. 0.99

02:04:59.000 You gotta let them talk. 0.99

02:05:00.000 I have reasons for this now.

02:05:02.000 Okay.

02:05:03.000 Because I wanted to believe that we went to the moon because I'm a big nerd for... 0.99

02:05:08.000 Space shit and like I watch all the Hubble footage and all the shit they send out and it excites me to think that there's other shit out there. 0.99

02:05:18.000 And when you look at the space race, first of all, it was against Russia at that time and they were trying to beat somebody to somewhere, right? 1.00

02:05:27.000 Right.

02:05:27.000 It was a race.

02:05:28.000 Right.

02:05:28.000 It was exactly a race.

02:05:30.000 And then I met these two Indian kids after one of my shows in Houston.

02:05:35.000 They were basically rocket scientists.

02:05:38.000 They were studying astrophysicists.

02:05:40.000 They were studying the people who studied the show?

02:05:43.000 They were studying those two people.

02:05:44.000 They were astrophysicists is what they were. 0.99

02:05:46.000 And I had a watch on that I had bought because I'm a fucking donkey. 0.98

02:05:51.000 Not this one, but I had a watch on that allegedly the face of the watch was made out of moon rock. 0.99

02:05:56.000 Yeah.

02:05:56.000 And it was a limited piece and all kinds of horseshoots.

02:05:58.000 Well, it must be if it's only fucking from the moon. 0.99

02:06:00.000 Right. 1.00

02:06:01.000 Well, it's like a crumb.

02:06:02.000 One crumb.

02:06:03.000 Yeah, basically.

02:06:03.000 And then they smudged it and whatever.

02:06:05.000 Anyway, so I was like, hey, so have we been to the moon?

02:06:08.000 And this chick was like, no reason to lie to me whatsoever. 1.00

02:06:11.000 Right.

02:06:11.000 And she was like, they said we have.

02:06:13.000 And I'm like, what does that mean?

02:06:14.000 And she goes, they said we have.

02:06:16.000 And I go, well, I don't know what that means.

02:06:17.000 They said we have.

02:06:18.000 I go, is it possible that we've been to the moon?

02:06:21.000 She goes, it's not possible that we've been to the moon.

02:06:22.000 I go, what do you mean it's not possible?

02:06:23.000 She goes, it's impossible to go to the moon because we can't get past the radiation belt. 0.75

02:06:29.000 We can't build a suit that will protect humans from that radiation without their skin falling off.

02:06:35.000 With the radiation on the moon.

02:06:36.000 No, the Van Allen radiation belt between the moon and that 700...

02:06:41.000 See, I'm no radiation expert, but I've heard it argued that you never pass through the belt, and in fact the belt is like a donut, and there's a hole in the center, and if you pass through, you can do that.

02:06:52.000 My issue with it, my number one issue is that they never did anything to test.

02:06:56.000 They never even sent a chicken into space to see if it comes back alive.

02:06:59.000 No monkeys went into space and then landed.

02:07:02.000 Yeah, the Russians sent a monkey, right? 0.85

02:07:03.000 No one knew.

02:07:04.000 There was extreme radiation out there.

02:07:06.000 In fact, there's a thing called Operation Starfish Prime where they actually detonated a nuclear bomb in the magnetosphere because they were trying to punch a hole through it.

02:07:15.000 I don't know what to believe.

02:07:16.000 They made it way more radioactive.

02:07:18.000 They made the Van Allen radiation belts more charged. 0.98

02:07:21.000 It doesn't mean they still, if it is a donut shape, apparently you can fly through it, but I would have liked to have seen someone do it in a monkey or something before they start sending people slingshot around the fucking wound. 0.97

02:07:34.000 There's all that. 0.96

02:07:35.000 And then I had my iPhone in my hand.

02:07:37.000 She goes, your iPhone has more technology than the entire room in NASA did back then.

02:07:41.000 That's true.

02:07:42.000 But that doesn't mean that they couldn't make ample calculations.

02:07:45.000 Even though what your iPhone is doing is interacting with graphic user interfaces.

02:07:51.000 There's a lot of processing going around.

02:07:53.000 There's signals it's picking up. 0.99

02:07:55.000 There's a lot of shit going on with that. 0.99

02:07:57.000 They didn't have to do all that. 1.00

02:07:58.000 All they had was numbers.

02:08:00.000 Well, there was the number, so they can physically calculate it.

02:08:02.000 Well, yeah, I mean, because all the equipment they had during the space launch was the equivalent of that, of like 1 16th of an iPhone, like, in the whole facility.

02:08:13.000 Not even that.

02:08:14.000 It wasn't even that.

02:08:14.000 By the way, it doesn't matter.

02:08:16.000 They still could have done it.

02:08:16.000 Because they did do it without people, for sure.

02:08:19.000 Right, no, no. 0.98

02:08:19.000 So, you know, we can send shit into space, we just can't send humans into space. 0.98

02:08:24.000 Well, that's the real question, is there's really been no evidence they were able to take biological life into space and return it. 0.98

02:08:31.000 There's been no evidence of that, and there has been evidence that they really absolutely can't predict solar flares and all kinds of crazy shit that happens. 0.63

02:08:38.000 Storms flare up. 0.69

02:08:39.000 Yeah, they more report on them than predict them.

02:08:41.000 A lot of people believe that people did land on the moon, but that they faked a lot of the footage.

02:08:46.000 And one of the reasons for that is they did fake a lot of footage at NASA. Like there was some footage from Gemini missions where they were practiced, clearly the same images, exact same images and practiced pictures, you know, where they're like wearing suits and hung by wires.

02:08:59.000 And then they blacked those pictures out, the publicity people did, and said, ah, these people won't know any better.

02:09:04.000 You know, it was a time of really extreme ignorance.

02:09:06.000 You know, people didn't have access to information.

02:09:08.000 And so there's photos of Collins and Michael Collins, and he's on one of the Gemini missions. 0.72

02:09:15.000 He's on this fucking rig, and it looks like he's in deep space. 0.66

02:09:17.000 Well, the exact same photo is him on a practice run, hanging by wires. 0.99

02:09:23.000 It's just someone got overzealous and they said, look, here's a perfect picture.

02:09:26.000 Why ruin it?

02:09:27.000 Let's just put it in space and tell people it was there.

02:09:29.000 It's not like the guy didn't go to space.

02:09:31.000 He absolutely did. 0.98

02:09:32.000 Just they might not have been able to take such good fucking pictures up there. 1.00

02:09:35.000 And so they faked a lot of shit. 0.99

02:09:37.000 And so that makes the whole thing fuzzy. 0.99

02:09:40.000 Because you look at it and you go, something's wrong, man.

02:09:43.000 Something's wrong. 0.99

02:09:43.000 What the fuck is wrong? 0.99

02:09:44.000 There's some shit here that's wrong. 1.00

02:09:45.000 The reason why is I think a bunch of the shit we're looking at probably was taking place in a studio. 0.99

02:09:50.000 A lot of the photographs were probably horseshit. 0.98

02:09:53.000 It doesn't mean they didn't go. 0.98

02:09:54.000 I don't mean to totally derail and debunk the whole fucking thing, but whether they did or whether they didn't, Does it really matter? 0.96

02:10:07.000 It does. 0.98

02:10:07.000 It totally matters. 0.98

02:10:08.000 Shit! 1.00

02:10:09.000 Shit! 1.00

02:10:09.000 It absolutely matters because we want to find out if it's possible to pull off a hoax of that magnitude. 1.00

02:10:13.000 You know, if you look about what the United States has been capable of doing as far as, like, getting us into wars, under false pretenses, all the corruption, all the bullshit, you wonder how far it is possible to take it. 0.76

02:10:24.000 We know it's possible to create war. 0.99

02:10:26.000 Arguably, that's way crazy.

02:10:27.000 We got that.

02:10:28.000 Arguably, that's way crazier than putting someone on the moon.

02:10:31.000 Arguably, letting people, you know, figuring out how to trick a gigantic chunk of people to going to another part of the world and kill people for you seems to be, if you're going to fake that, you're going to fake an operation to get into that, you're going to bullshit your way into that, it seems like the moon landing is like nothing.

02:10:49.000 It's nothing in comparison.

02:10:50.000 Yeah, because you can't prove it. 0.99

02:10:51.000 I didn't even see this shit coming when I came here today. 0.99

02:10:54.000 See? 1.00

02:10:54.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:10:54.000 Honestly, moon landing shit, was it real? 1.00

02:10:57.000 Was it not? 0.99

02:10:57.000 It was not in the back of my mind. 0.99

02:11:00.000 Yeah, it wasn't in mine, but I forgot that Russell's a moon guy.

02:11:03.000 Look, I've argued with people and I absolutely don't know.

02:11:06.000 I don't know.

02:11:07.000 I don't believe...

02:11:08.000 Joe, Joe, you were totally down for...

02:11:11.000 You were the moon hoax crusader. 0.92

02:11:13.000 Did I mean something?

02:11:14.000 No, no, no, no.

02:11:15.000 What happened?

02:11:15.000 Listen, listen, man.

02:11:17.000 Here's my issue.

02:11:18.000 My issue is how can I even argue it?

02:11:20.000 How is it possible that I even have points?

02:11:22.000 Joe, let's go to the moon.

02:11:25.000 You see Breezy right there? 1.00

02:11:26.000 He took fucking all his shit from school. 1.00

02:11:28.000 I hope someone did go to the moon. 1.00

02:11:29.000 I hope someone did.

02:11:30.000 I really do.

02:11:31.000 I don't know if they didn't.

02:11:32.000 But I do know that it's weird that it's the only time in human history where people have been more than 400 feet above the Earth's surface.

02:11:38.000 No other space shuttle mission.

02:11:40.000 No other space station mission.

02:11:42.000 Nothing goes any higher than that.

02:11:43.000 That's it.

02:11:44.000 But they went 260,000 miles out and then returned to Earth.

02:11:49.000 Man! 0.84

02:11:49.000 When they did in 1969 to 1972, they never fucked it up once. 0.84

02:11:53.000 A bit of a head fuck. 0.99

02:11:54.000 We can't do it now. 0.99

02:11:55.000 We haven't done it since. 0.99

02:11:56.000 It's a bit of a head fuck. 0.98

02:11:57.000 We can't do it now. 0.96

02:11:58.000 Now when they talk about going to the moon, George W. Bush would say, we're going to Why don't we just release a 2K13 edition of Going to the Moon and Back?

02:12:08.000 Why don't you do a remit?

02:12:10.000 First of all, they say our technology is much more improved now, so they would have to reinvent. 0.80

02:12:15.000 Oh, so it should be fucking easier! 0.92

02:12:17.000 You would say so. 0.94

02:12:18.000 They can't use the Saturn V rockets, though, because that's like an old model.

02:12:22.000 They don't want to just recreate what worked in the 60s.

02:12:24.000 They want to apply modern technology, and apparently it's too expensive. 0.98

02:12:27.000 Oh, and now modern technology is too fucked up. 0.98

02:12:29.000 I'm playing devil's advocate to the extreme here. 1.00

02:12:31.000 I don't know what the fuck happened. 0.99

02:12:34.000 Hey, I wouldn't mind being the first fucking artist to perform on the moon. 0.99

02:12:39.000 It would be pretty dope if we could actually go to the moon if it was safe. 0.98

02:12:42.000 Let's not do that to the aliens.

02:12:45.000 Have you seen the photos that they had? 0.98

02:12:47.000 That they had a lunar rover orbiter that took photos, whatever the fuck it was. 0.93

02:12:51.000 Lunar reconnaissance orbiter. 0.96

02:12:53.000 No, they took photos of the moon and they showed like the little spots where the astronauts were walking like their footprints. 0.97

02:12:59.000 Yeah, like the footprints have been fucking blown away in 50, 45 years. 0.99

02:13:03.000 It looks fake as fuck. 0.99

02:13:05.000 Like what? 0.99

02:13:05.000 The footprints are still there? 0.99

02:13:06.000 Shut up! 1.00

02:13:07.000 Shut up! 1.00

02:13:08.000 I wish to remain agnostic to the whole... 1.00

02:13:11.000 I do too. 0.99

02:13:12.000 I would think it would be hilarious, though, even if we actually did go to the moon, if some overzealous NASA fucking freak said, listen, these hoaxers, we're going to fucking show them. 0.99

02:13:22.000 No, they've got to get a nonpartisan. 0.99

02:13:25.000 Yeah, a third party.

02:13:26.000 It's got to be a third party.

02:13:27.000 But it can't be a third party because they won't let anybody go anywhere near the moon sites.

02:13:32.000 They've declared a ban on flyovers of all the moon sites.

02:13:35.000 This is true because they don't want to disturb the area.

02:13:38.000 This is absolutely true.

02:13:39.000 Obama's passed this.

02:13:42.000 What's to prevent someone from taking a picture of that epic landing spot?

02:13:47.000 You can't go there.

02:13:47.000 You can't fly over and take a picture.

02:13:49.000 Doesn't that seem fucking over and take a picture? 0.91

02:13:52.000 Doesn't that seem suspect a little bit? 0.95

02:13:54.000 It does a little bit.

02:13:56.000 I've argued with it.

02:13:57.000 I don't...

02:13:58.000 I've argued with it. 0.99

02:13:59.000 I've argued with this guy Phil Plait from badastronomy.com and he's a great guy and I really wish I didn't have to argue with him because I love so much of the shit he says. 0.99

02:14:08.000 I love his speeches. 0.96

02:14:09.000 He did a TED talk on asteroids. 0.96

02:14:11.000 It was fucking awesome. 0.85

02:14:12.000 What did Michio Katsu say about it? 0.97

02:14:14.000 Here's the problem with me.

02:14:15.000 They're so proud about it, man.

02:14:17.000 I didn't talk to him about it. 1.00

02:14:18.000 That guy's an idiot. 1.00

02:14:18.000 No, he's not. 1.00

02:14:20.000 How funny is that?

02:14:21.000 How funny is that? 0.99

02:14:23.000 One of the greatest fucking theoretical physicists in the world. 1.00

02:14:27.000 You guys are an idiot. 1.00

02:14:28.000 That's awesome. 1.00

02:14:29.000 That was awesome.

02:14:30.000 You know, I think it's... 0.99

02:14:32.000 My manager, fucking guy, just fucking texting me right now. 0.99

02:14:36.000 He's like, dude, you remember we got the Grammys tomorrow at night? 1.00

02:14:38.000 I'm like, dude, I got it.

02:14:39.000 We good.

02:14:40.000 Is he and the guy on the couch texted you? 1.00

02:14:42.000 Yeah, fucking guy. 0.99

02:14:43.000 He's going to text you while the show's going on? 1.00

02:14:45.000 You can actually come over here and fucking tap me on the shoulder. 1.00

02:14:48.000 How dare he? 0.99

02:14:49.000 But I'm going to text him back.

02:14:50.000 Just tell him to go to sleep.

02:14:50.000 I'm good.

02:14:51.000 Way to go, Captain Corporate.

02:14:53.000 Thanks, Dean.

02:14:54.000 Isn't it funny?

02:14:54.000 You have, like, some babysitter.

02:14:56.000 I do.

02:14:57.000 I can't go anywhere without him.

02:14:59.000 Well, I can. 0.98

02:15:00.000 That's ridiculous. 0.97

02:15:01.000 You're skinny enough to not have to worry about looking puffy in the morning. 0.99

02:15:04.000 Right?

02:15:05.000 Why are you worried about this?

02:15:06.000 Tell that guy to go to sleep. 1.00

02:15:08.000 This is ridiculous. 1.00

02:15:09.000 We sat two hot chicks beside him. 0.99

02:15:11.000 Does your manager normally do this?

02:15:14.000 Dean, come here, come here. 0.99

02:15:15.000 Dean, this is ridiculous behavior. 0.93

02:15:17.000 No, Dean, come here right now. 0.98

02:15:19.000 That was my manager.

02:15:21.000 I'd be like, you know how to call a cab. 1.00

02:15:23.000 The fuck, bro? 1.00

02:15:24.000 He doesn't want to come over. 1.00

02:15:25.000 Hey, you know, Joe, you see that guy Breezy? 1.00

02:15:27.000 He's really smart with his fucking space shit. 1.00

02:15:30.000 Dean, come here. 1.00

02:15:31.000 Dean, come here. 1.00

02:15:34.000 Fuck Dean. 1.00

02:15:35.000 Unless you want me to like drastically negotiate my management contract, I really think it's in your best interest that you come here. 1.00

02:15:43.000 Come here.

02:15:44.000 Dean.

02:15:45.000 Dean.

02:15:46.000 Dean, I think he's pulling an alpha move on you.

02:15:51.000 Diamond rings.

02:15:52.000 That's this guy right here.

02:15:54.000 Come on.

02:15:55.000 Dean, come on.

02:15:57.000 Oh, he can talk from there.

02:15:59.000 Dean has an English accent.

02:16:00.000 Did you find him in Liverpool?

02:16:02.000 No, actually, I found him in Kent.

02:16:04.000 Don't call him a Kent.

02:16:05.000 Kent. 1.00

02:16:06.000 Oi, Dean, you fucking Kent. 1.00

02:16:08.000 There's no cooler accent in the world than English. 1.00

02:16:11.000 In my opinion, those Guy Ritchie movies, I fucking love those movies. 0.99

02:16:15.000 They get the ghetto white people. 0.99

02:16:17.000 He's such a character.

02:16:17.000 Do you have that camera?

02:16:19.000 Does that detach off that iPod?

02:16:20.000 I wish that Guy Ritchie made a movie a year.

02:16:23.000 I would be very happy.

02:16:24.000 You see that guy on the couch over there on the right?

02:16:27.000 Yeah, I do see it.

02:16:28.000 Well, do a night vision.

02:16:30.000 No, no, just pan it over.

02:16:31.000 He doesn't want to be on, dude.

02:16:32.000 He doesn't want to be on.

02:16:33.000 Let's just leave. 1.00

02:16:33.000 I don't give a shit. 1.00

02:16:34.000 Why are you so into having him be on? 1.00

02:16:37.000 No more alcohol for dead easy.

02:16:39.000 There he is.

02:16:40.000 Right there.

02:16:40.000 He's done.

02:16:41.000 Right there.

02:16:43.000 You're like Eddie Van Halen on the Howard Stern show.

02:16:46.000 You know what Dean says?

02:16:47.000 Dean, just let this be a lesson to not be texting him and telling him what to do.

02:16:52.000 He says, hey, we got to be out of here at 9 in the morning.

02:16:57.000 So don't get too wasted.

02:16:59.000 What are you going to do at 9 in the morning?

02:17:01.000 What time are the Grammys?

02:17:02.000 The Grammys are, well, for me, they're at 9 in the morning because I got to go do another run through with the Foo Fighters. 0.99

02:17:08.000 Are you doing shit for me? 0.97

02:17:09.000 Yeah, but dude, it's only 140. What's the hurry? 1.00

02:17:11.000 I know.

02:17:11.000 I got it.

02:17:12.000 Yeah, this is ridiculous. 0.86

02:17:13.000 When did you get to town? 0.98

02:17:14.000 I've been doing this for a while.

02:17:15.000 I know how to hit a space bar.

02:17:17.000 Yeah.

02:17:17.000 I really do.

02:17:19.000 It's not like he's fucking typing shit up. 1.00

02:17:21.000 He can't fucking die. 1.00

02:17:22.000 He knows. 0.99

02:17:24.000 Yeah, no, no, it's really cool. 0.87

02:17:26.000 We're doing this, like, really crazy cool shit with the Foo Fighters, which is amazing. 0.96

02:17:31.000 Because they basically gave me, like, you know when you go to a hotel and you get, like, a shit fucking afternight, like, service menu? 0.99

02:17:39.000 Yes. 0.99

02:17:39.000 Or margarita? 0.99

02:17:40.000 Or a tuna melt. 1.00

02:17:43.000 Yeah, or something bullshit. 0.99

02:17:44.000 You know what I mean? 0.99

02:17:44.000 That's kind of what they offered me. 0.99

02:17:47.000 And at the end of the day, there was something I really wanted.

02:17:50.000 And they said, well, in order to perform on the Grammys, you have to perform with someone who's also nominated and all that stuff.

02:17:56.000 And the Foo Fighters were.

02:17:58.000 And I had recently done a remix for the Foo Fighters. 0.99

02:18:02.000 Oh shit, this is my saving grace. 0.98

02:18:04.000 I don't have to get pigeonholed with this EDM segregation from the Grammys. 0.99

02:18:09.000 Because it's still early according to pop culture and the United States and all that stuff.

02:18:16.000 Since it's been around since the 80s.

02:18:17.000 Yeah, so it's always going to be that sideshow thing and a tent outside of the big main show.

02:18:23.000 And they were like, well, who do you want to perform with?

02:18:25.000 And here's your list of options.

02:18:27.000 So it's like the late night room service menu.

02:18:29.000 Oh.

02:18:31.000 I don't know what I want.

02:18:34.000 You know, but I had done a collaboration with the Fuse in the past.

02:18:39.000 The Fuse.

02:18:40.000 Is that what you call the Foo Fighters?

02:18:41.000 The Fuse?

02:18:43.000 It's the Fuse Spiders.

02:18:44.000 Are you like really deep inside in the music world that you can call them the Fuse?

02:18:50.000 What do you mean?

02:18:51.000 The Fuse.

02:18:52.000 When you're really in, it's like Foos Baby. 1.00

02:18:55.000 He really is.

02:18:56.000 Foos Baby. 0.99

02:18:57.000 Let me call you.

02:18:58.000 Can I call you guys Foos? 0.99

02:18:59.000 You were dramatic tonight.

02:19:01.000 You nailed it.

02:19:03.000 Yeah, he's definitely top five.

02:19:04.000 You knocked it out of the park.

02:19:05.000 The whole Dave thing was cool.

02:19:07.000 And we had done this really big, long European run where basically the rock group is playing across the stage from where I was playing at the same time. 0.98

02:19:16.000 So, of course, Dave's always like, oh, fuck computers and all this. 0.98

02:19:20.000 And this is real rock. 0.99

02:19:21.000 And then, you know, they play and then I'd be playing at the same time and all this stuff.

02:19:24.000 Wait a minute, like you were competing against each other?

02:19:27.000 Yeah, yeah, pretty much, pretty much.

02:19:28.000 And how big is this place where you're playing in?

02:19:31.000 Oh, Pooka Pop was about 160,000 strong.

02:19:34.000 Okay, so there's competing signals?

02:19:37.000 So there's like, your sound is coming from one side?

02:19:40.000 One side of the stage and his from the other.

02:19:42.000 Yeah, but it was absolutely amazing and it was such a tear up.

02:19:45.000 That's crazy.

02:19:46.000 You know, because the EDM thing and the whole movement.

02:19:50.000 The what thing?

02:19:51.000 EDM, electronic dance music, I guess what the kids like to call it these days. 0.86

02:19:55.000 We used to call it Euro trash back in the day. 0.97

02:19:57.000 Right? 0.97

02:19:58.000 Well, no, we still do.

02:19:59.000 Yeah.

02:19:59.000 How did it evolve in Europe?

02:20:01.000 What happened then?

02:20:02.000 Well, it started, house music started in Chicago.

02:20:04.000 Well, they say technically Detroit.

02:20:05.000 Detroit.

02:20:07.000 Detroit, then it moved to Chicago.

02:20:09.000 Germany, Kraftwerk.

02:20:09.000 Where it got good.

02:20:10.000 And then, oh, Kraftwerk, yeah, true.

02:20:12.000 Kraftwerk was kind of like the groundwork for like... 0.97

02:20:15.000 For, like, Planet Rock and all the hip-hop shit.

02:20:18.000 And then house music started in, like, around 82, 83 with Steve Silk Early. 0.66

02:20:23.000 Would you agree with that?

02:20:24.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:20:25.000 With Jack Your Body and all that shit. 1.00

02:20:26.000 Okay, okay, okay. 0.99

02:20:27.000 Russell Peters dropping knowledge keys!

02:20:31.000 A little bit.

02:20:32.000 And then in around 1989, 90 is when Europe got a hold of it. 0.99

02:20:38.000 And that's when it started to really take a shit. 1.00

02:20:40.000 It's because the white Europeans would be like, this is too fucking smooth and mellow. 1.00

02:20:44.000 And then they would add the... 1.00

02:20:46.000 That's when Acid House and fucking Hip House and all this shit started. 0.99

02:20:52.000 And that's when I was like, what are you doing to this fucking great house music? 0.99

02:20:56.000 And then it would be like... 1.00

02:21:01.000 Fuck. 1.00

02:21:01.000 Where's my sampler when I need it? 1.00

02:21:03.000 Wow.

02:21:04.000 I have an iPad here.

02:21:05.000 You know so much more about music than I could ever hope to.

02:21:09.000 It was disco 2.0.

02:21:11.000 It's brilliant.

02:21:11.000 It was.

02:21:12.000 Yeah.

02:21:12.000 It was electronic disco is what it was.

02:21:14.000 Dude, I'll tell you what, man. 0.99

02:21:15.000 Every now and then someone will play the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack and I'll go, God damn, there's some good fucking jams on that track. 0.99

02:21:22.000 On that CD, on that whatever. 1.00

02:21:23.000 More than a woman.

02:21:25.000 Just some tremendous songs.

02:21:26.000 If you could just put yourself back in the mindset of the people that were alive that day. 1.00

02:21:31.000 That was the shit, son. 1.00

02:21:32.000 The fucking BGs, the harmonies that's ever hit. 1.00

02:21:35.000 All of that shit. 1.00

02:21:36.000 They were singing like Prince. 1.00

02:21:37.000 I'm a disco nerd, fool. 0.98

02:21:39.000 You can tell by the way that I use my walk. 1.00

02:21:42.000 The way they sang that shit. 1.00

02:21:45.000 They sang like bitches. 1.00

02:21:47.000 Come on, Barry Gibb. 1.00

02:21:50.000 Yeah.

02:21:51.000 If I can't have you.

02:21:52.000 I mean, that falsetto was amazing.

02:21:55.000 I danced to I can't have you.

02:21:57.000 If I can't have you in second grade.

02:21:59.000 Or grade two as we know it.

02:22:01.000 If I can't have you.

02:22:03.000 In second grade, I auditioned for the school talent show if I can't have you.

02:22:09.000 Yvonne Elliman.

02:22:11.000 Interesting fact about Yvonne Elliman, the first Filipino singer.

02:22:15.000 Really?

02:22:15.000 Wow.

02:22:17.000 That embodies that song.

02:22:19.000 And she also sang that song in Jesus Christ Superstar.

02:22:23.000 Who do you think you are?

02:22:26.000 No.

02:22:27.000 What was that song that she sang in Jesus Christ?

02:22:31.000 I'm sorry. 0.99

02:22:32.000 What the fuck was it called? 0.99

02:22:36.000 Damn, I was into metal. 1.00

02:22:37.000 I wasn't into that disco shit, man. 1.00

02:22:39.000 I've always loved all kinds of music, man. 0.99

02:22:43.000 I've always loved all kinds of music.

02:22:44.000 I love disco.

02:22:45.000 I was a Kiss nerd.

02:22:47.000 I was a huge Kiss nerd as well.

02:22:48.000 I saw Kiss in 82 on the last tour with makeup and the...

02:22:52.000 Creatures of the Night.

02:22:53.000 Yeah, the Creatures of the Night tour and then the first tour without makeup.

02:22:56.000 I saw Kiss.

02:22:57.000 It was the same stage.

02:22:59.000 It was the same tank, remember?

02:23:01.000 I saw Kiss this year for the first time.

02:23:03.000 Did you really?

02:23:03.000 I saw him at Maple Leaf Gardens.

02:23:05.000 I didn't see that.

02:23:06.000 They used the same tank.

02:23:07.000 Yeah, it was the same tank. 0.98

02:23:08.000 Did they blow shit up with the rigging? 1.00

02:23:10.000 Fuck yeah, they did. 1.00

02:23:10.000 With the bazooka thing? 1.00

02:23:11.000 One speaker blew out.

02:23:13.000 Yeah, I saw them when I was a little kid and I met Ace Freely without his makeup when I was like eight years old.

02:23:19.000 Oh my god, and his skin was terrible. 1.00

02:23:20.000 I met Gene Simmons in full makeup, like in the whole thing and everything.

02:23:25.000 Poor dude had crazy.

02:23:26.000 Crazy pop marks on his face.

02:23:27.000 Oh yeah, he looked like Bobby for french fries.

02:23:29.000 When I was a kid, my uncle worked for Howard Marks Advertising, which was the company that used to make the album covers for Kiss.

02:23:36.000 In Boston?

02:23:36.000 No, it was in Manhattan.

02:23:37.000 Oh, that's sweet.

02:23:38.000 Yeah, my uncle and his friend.

02:23:39.000 I didn't know that.

02:23:40.000 Yeah, my uncle and his friend, Dennis. 0.99

02:23:42.000 Look at you with the fucking Kiss knowledge. 1.00

02:23:42.000 I can go deep. 1.00

02:23:44.000 So my uncle used to make these album covers.

02:23:48.000 They used to make these album covers.

02:23:50.000 You'll like this, Eddie.

02:23:52.000 Peter Criss and Gene Simmons and all those guys would stop by, and I was there with him one day at work.

02:23:58.000 Scroll, my friend.

02:23:59.000 Alright, forget having a conversation.

02:24:01.000 You know we're doing a podcast.

02:24:04.000 I'm listening, Joe.

02:24:06.000 I think that's amazing.

02:24:08.000 There's no more stories to be told.

02:24:10.000 I think that's awesome.

02:24:11.000 I think that's really a unique story that no one knows.

02:24:14.000 What's the story?

02:24:14.000 We missed it.

02:24:15.000 Yeah, you missed it.

02:24:16.000 You were talking over me.

02:24:17.000 You know, Gene was at the improv a couple of weeks ago with Shannon and I happened to be on that night.

02:24:22.000 And Gene did a quote from my book that was released in Canada.

02:24:26.000 Oh, really?

02:24:27.000 Wow, that's cool. 0.98

02:24:27.000 He didn't even fucking know he did it. 0.98

02:24:29.000 How the fuck do you do a quote? 0.99

02:24:30.000 On stage? 0.99

02:24:30.000 No, no, like for the back of the book it was like, Russell is a very handsome man. 0.99

02:24:35.000 I imagine he would be very popular in jail is what the quote was.

02:24:41.000 You know, I wonder about that sometimes. 0.99

02:24:42.000 What am I going to do when I get in fucking jail? 0.99

02:24:46.000 I have no plans on being in jail. 1.00

02:24:49.000 There really would be a dead mouse in jail. 0.99

02:24:50.000 I know, but I think, no, because fucking Red Band over here brought up an interesting fucking point, as a matter of fact. 0.98

02:24:57.000 He said, dude, have you ever seen any prison tattoos? 0.98

02:25:01.000 And I'm like, well...

02:25:03.000 No, not really. 0.99

02:25:04.000 Like, you know, the fucking pen ink kind of thing. 0.99

02:25:08.000 They use the chess pieces. 0.99

02:25:09.000 And I thought for a minute, well, wait a minute. 0.99

02:25:11.000 What if I do some, like, dodgy thing that does actually end me up in fucking jail? 1.00

02:25:15.000 Am I going to be, like, someone's bitch? 1.00

02:25:18.000 Or am I going to be, oh, dude, that's that mouse. 1.00

02:25:21.000 You better hope it's Metro West.

02:25:23.000 Maybe a little of both.

02:25:25.000 Something like that.

02:25:27.000 I guess the safe way we'd be going is just don't do anything that would warrant you being in jail. 0.90

02:25:32.000 Yeah, pay your taxes and don't fuck people up. 0.97

02:25:34.000 That's the deal. 0.94

02:25:36.000 Yeah, okay, cool.

02:25:36.000 I can do that.

02:25:37.000 Or you better start training with Eddie and Joe quickly. 0.87

02:25:39.000 No more rape for you. 1.00

02:25:41.000 I might be a bitch in jail. 1.00

02:25:43.000 I don't think you would be, buddy. 1.00

02:25:44.000 I think I would be.

02:25:46.000 In general, if I were to get arrested now.

02:25:48.000 If I can't have you! 0.99

02:25:49.000 If I were to, like, come across the fucking place right now... 1.00

02:25:52.000 There's a lie talking over. 0.99

02:25:54.000 And by some...

02:25:55.000 There's a lie talking over.

02:25:56.000 I'm sorry.

02:25:57.000 What?

02:25:57.000 There's a lot of drunk going on in this room.

02:25:59.000 No, there's...

02:26:00.000 No, no, no, no.

02:26:00.000 There's a lie talking over everybody.

02:26:02.000 Yeah.

02:26:02.000 It's because everybody's drunk.

02:26:04.000 That's right.

02:26:05.000 No. 1.00

02:26:06.000 It's a fucking mediator. 1.00

02:26:07.000 Continue. 1.00

02:26:07.000 Sorry. 1.00

02:26:07.000 I'm sorry. 1.00

02:26:08.000 Continue.

02:26:08.000 Dude, no.

02:26:08.000 I'm just saying.

02:26:09.000 If I did something, like, drastically illegal right now...

02:26:11.000 How often do you do podcasts?

02:26:14.000 Podcasts?

02:26:14.000 I've never...

02:26:15.000 This is my first one.

02:26:16.000 I'm virgin.

02:26:16.000 Oh, virgin.

02:26:18.000 Yeah.

02:26:18.000 It's just like, I know we're all having a conversation, and if we were all hanging out and smoking weed and drinking, we'd have a conversation.

02:26:26.000 It would be a lot like this. 0.99

02:26:28.000 It would be a clusterfuck between four guys. 0.99

02:26:30.000 Unless the smoking weed. 0.98

02:26:31.000 But we have to, for you, for you, for Eddie and I, it would be twice as much weed.

02:26:37.000 So we'd balance you out anyway.

02:26:39.000 But we would be able to hear each other talk.

02:26:41.000 That's what you've got to do with a podcast.

02:26:43.000 You've got to be cognizant of other people who are talking at the same time.

02:26:45.000 What?

02:26:46.000 Hey, Joel.

02:26:47.000 Can I share this?

02:26:49.000 Have you ever had a...

02:26:50.000 What was your favorite show that you've ever done?

02:26:53.000 We had a bong, man, but we broke it.

02:26:55.000 Do you have a concert that is like...

02:26:59.000 Do you have a concert that's like your most memorable?

02:27:03.000 Do you have something that you always think of?

02:27:05.000 Like, that was the best time I ever had a show.

02:27:08.000 Like, that was the one show that blew all the others out of the water.

02:27:13.000 You have that?

02:27:14.000 Dude, yeah, yeah.

02:27:15.000 I... Well, I do and I don't because, you know, I could say anything right now and it would only pertain to that group and then that would be gospel.

02:27:21.000 Right. 0.99

02:27:22.000 And that's fucked up. 0.99

02:27:23.000 But you do have one in your head and you just don't want to say it. 0.99

02:27:26.000 Give it up.

02:27:26.000 No, I'm thinking right now.

02:27:28.000 Well, you know what?

02:27:29.000 Anytime in Red Rocks.

02:27:30.000 Whenever I play at Red Rocks.

02:27:31.000 It's the most amazing place ever, right?

02:27:32.000 In Colorado?

02:27:33.000 It absolutely is.

02:27:33.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:27:34.000 Red Rocks.

02:27:35.000 Do you know what Red Rocks is, too?

02:27:37.000 Yeah.

02:27:37.000 It's carved into a side of a mountain.

02:27:39.000 It's like an amphitheater. 1.00

02:27:41.000 Dude, you're playing between two fucking mountains. 1.00

02:27:44.000 Yeah, it's so dope. 1.00

02:27:45.000 It's crazy.

02:27:45.000 And the way that you look at the audience is that because each...

02:27:50.000 I don't know how you say it.

02:27:51.000 Like a rung or a stand of where the audience stands.

02:27:55.000 It's like four feet.

02:27:57.000 So you're not looking at this vanishing point of people.

02:28:02.000 You're looking at this wall.

02:28:04.000 Yeah.

02:28:05.000 Right. 1.00

02:28:05.000 You know, of fucking just crazy dudes. 1.00

02:28:07.000 They do comedy there. 1.00

02:28:08.000 They do comedy and they have movies there.

02:28:10.000 What percentage?

02:28:11.000 Red Rocks? 1.00

02:28:12.000 No shit. 1.00

02:28:12.000 Red Rocks is amazing. 1.00

02:28:13.000 And there's a high possibility you might see a mountain lion.

02:28:16.000 Right.

02:28:17.000 You might see ghosts there.

02:28:19.000 You know, you can't wander off to piss in the woods, bro.

02:28:22.000 You're like, yeah, Jack.

02:28:23.000 Easy.

02:28:23.000 It's a possibility.

02:28:24.000 It's not a good possibility, but it's out there.

02:28:27.000 What percentage of people at your shows, a rough estimate, are on ecstasy?

02:28:32.000 A rough estimate?

02:28:34.000 Yes.

02:28:34.000 Ninety?

02:28:35.000 Ninety percent, right?

02:28:36.000 I want you to consider the manager sleeping on the couch behind you before you answer this.

02:28:40.000 Your manager's sweating right now.

02:28:42.000 Well, just be honest.

02:28:43.000 Make the corporate choice, son! 1.00

02:28:44.000 Don't do anything stupid, son! 1.00

02:28:46.000 No, really? 1.00

02:28:46.000 CDs might make a comeback. 1.00

02:28:48.000 I'd say thirty percent.

02:28:50.000 Thirty percent?

02:28:51.000 Thirty percent.

02:28:52.000 Hey, Joe.

02:28:52.000 Joe, you know why?

02:28:53.000 You know why?

02:28:54.000 Because 50 of them are on Mali because they know better. 0.99

02:28:58.000 Oh.

02:28:58.000 Because they have the internet.

02:29:00.000 Molly.

02:29:01.000 How did that name come about anyway?

02:29:02.000 Because it's...

02:29:03.000 You tell us.

02:29:04.000 Do you know?

02:29:04.000 I don't know.

02:29:05.000 How did Molly come about?

02:29:07.000 I don't know.

02:29:07.000 I've only been recently hearing about this in the last two years.

02:29:10.000 Because it's pure ecstasy. 1.00

02:29:12.000 Because usually ecstasy is cut with other bullshit. 1.00

02:29:15.000 That's great. 0.98

02:29:15.000 But what does that have to do with Molly? 0.98

02:29:17.000 I think because it's true MDMA. MDMA. I used to think MDMA was made in a laboratory.

02:29:29.000 Ecstasy had to be some scientific chemical bullshit. 0.97

02:29:33.000 I always thought that until a month ago I saw a documentary on ecstasy. 0.98

02:29:38.000 And MDMA, the pure form, it's just like Coke, where Coke all comes from South America.

02:29:44.000 All ecstasy comes from these rare, the roots of these rare trees in Cambodia.

02:29:51.000 Oh, I've watched that.

02:29:52.000 It all comes from Cambodia. 0.85

02:29:54.000 Yeah, that's a fact.

02:29:55.000 That was on...

02:29:55.000 Are you serious?

02:29:57.000 So I'm supposed to take you seriously. 0.99

02:29:59.000 I'm supposed to take you seriously when you come to a fucking concert to appreciate music and craft and art and all that stuff if you're like on these mind-altering substances. 0.99

02:30:08.000 Come on, man. 0.98

02:30:09.000 Well, it's not that you're supposed to be taking them seriously, but it is kind of fascinating.

02:30:14.000 Have you ever seen Current TV? Or Vanguard, that's the name of the show.

02:30:18.000 I think it's on True TV or one of those TV networks, Obscure Cable Network.

02:30:23.000 And they spend a lot of time in the woods where these people are like, there's a lot of serious crime going on because people are cutting down these trees.

02:30:32.000 Yeah, it's amazing.

02:30:33.000 There's a big problem.

02:30:34.000 Yeah.

02:30:34.000 They find these ecstasy labs out in the woods, and they go in with guns, and it's crazy.

02:30:39.000 The military comes in.

02:30:40.000 It's really nuts, man.

02:30:41.000 It's just like Peru.

02:30:42.000 It's just like Colombia.

02:30:43.000 Whoever knew? 1.00

02:30:44.000 I didn't know this shit. 1.00

02:30:45.000 I didn't know either. 1.00

02:30:46.000 I thought it was the same thing you thought. 1.00

02:30:48.000 I thought it was some shit made in a lab. 0.99

02:30:50.000 Is this something generally accepted that should go hand-in-hand with electronic music, then? 1.00

02:30:55.000 No, no.

02:30:56.000 Listen, man, I think you're taking it really personal.

02:30:58.000 I don't think it has to.

02:30:59.000 No, I don't know.

02:30:59.000 We're just tripping out on what it is.

02:31:01.000 We're just tripping out on what it is. 0.94

02:31:02.000 Don't you think it's kind of fucking weird that when you do ecstasy, that you're right in the same frequency of trans music? 0.92

02:31:07.000 No, no, no. 0.98

02:31:08.000 Don't you think it's crazy?

02:31:09.000 Let me jump in there for you there, Mouse.

02:31:10.000 That's very crazy.

02:31:12.000 Hold on.

02:31:12.000 The music that he makes is actually...

02:31:14.000 And I'm a fucking cynic and a big-ass critic. 1.00

02:31:17.000 No shit. 1.00

02:31:18.000 But his music is actually not... 0.99

02:31:21.000 On that level of E because it's actually mellow, smooth house to me.

02:31:25.000 Like him and Cascades. 1.00

02:31:27.000 I may not appreciate them as DJs per se, but as artists, I go, fuck yeah, that shit is dope. 1.00

02:31:33.000 You know, having said that, I'm not a fucking crusader. 1.00

02:31:36.000 I'm not tailoring my shit. 1.00

02:31:38.000 But I'm saying, the shit you'd make is not shit that people need to be high for. 1.00

02:31:42.000 No, not at all. 0.99

02:31:44.000 Listen, I'm getting a fucking level with all of you right now. 0.96

02:31:47.000 I've never done a hard job in my life. 0.98

02:31:49.000 You've never done heart drug ever?

02:31:51.000 No.

02:31:52.000 Like mushrooms?

02:31:52.000 You've never done mushrooms?

02:31:54.000 No.

02:31:54.000 Have you done...

02:31:55.000 Oh, dude, name it off.

02:31:57.000 I can tell you.

02:31:57.000 Salvia, acid, nothing.

02:31:58.000 I might have smoked a bit of pot when I was a fucking kid just for the fuck of it. 1.00

02:32:01.000 Really? 1.00

02:32:02.000 I'm the same way.

02:32:02.000 I tried weed and didn't like it, and that was it for me.

02:32:04.000 That was all I needed to know that I didn't like it. 0.99

02:32:06.000 Dude, honestly, you smoked weed right fucking now. 1.00

02:32:08.000 I guarantee you I will be in the fucking bathroom shaking, and every time that fucking door opens, he's either going to be a cop or my mom. 1.00

02:32:15.000 Wow. 1.00

02:32:16.000 Or your mom as a cop. 1.00

02:32:18.000 Or my mom dressed up as a fucking cop. 1.00

02:32:24.000 That's cool. 1.00

02:32:24.000 That's kind of cool. 1.00

02:32:26.000 It's kind of cool, but I also almost want to get it like a sex change and just so I could spoon you and do mushrooms with you. 0.50

02:32:33.000 You know what I mean?

02:32:34.000 I just want to comfort you and take you into the desert.

02:32:38.000 I'm a beer guy. 1.00

02:32:39.000 Fuck it. 1.00

02:32:44.000 You know what I mean, Joe? 1.00

02:32:45.000 Take him to the desert.

02:32:47.000 That's hilarious, man.

02:32:48.000 You know what I mean, though, Joe?

02:32:50.000 I want to comfort him.

02:32:52.000 No one on the planet besides you would have explained it that way. 0.99

02:32:55.000 I want to have a sex change and I want to spoon with you and do mushrooms with you. 0.96

02:33:00.000 No, I just want to hold him. 0.99

02:33:01.000 I just want to nurse him into mushrooms.

02:33:03.000 That dude needs mushrooms. 0.57

02:33:05.000 That dude needs mushrooms. 0.57

02:33:07.000 He needs mushrooms.

02:33:09.000 He needs ecstasy.

02:33:10.000 He needs marijuana.

02:33:11.000 He needs something.

02:33:12.000 He needs something.

02:33:13.000 I bet you, if he does that though, the Grammys would blow up. 0.99

02:33:15.000 They would fucking bleed on the couch at spot when they're in the bed. 0.99

02:33:18.000 I don't know that. 0.99

02:33:19.000 You don't think that?

02:33:20.000 But I know he'd be easier to talk to. 0.99

02:33:23.000 No, I think what he does is the most amazing shit ever in the whole entire world, and I can't even believe he does it. 0.99

02:33:30.000 Wait a minute, more than heart surgery? 0.98

02:33:31.000 No, I really appreciate musicians.

02:33:35.000 No matter who it is, I appreciate them.

02:33:38.000 I've listened to them a million times.

02:33:39.000 The first time I met Veronica Ricci, I made this whole video because we went to an orchard.

02:33:47.000 An orchid?

02:33:48.000 What was it?

02:33:49.000 An orange grove.

02:33:51.000 We went to an orange grove and I made a video and I picked out Deadmau5's song to put as the soundtrack because I think that is an amazing song and I met somebody amazing and I put the song with that.

02:34:03.000 I feel like you're in a special moment of your life right now.

02:34:06.000 No, no, no.

02:34:06.000 I feel like I'm here witnessing a special moment of your life.

02:34:09.000 As gay as it sounds, that's what I like.

02:34:11.000 It doesn't sound gay at all.

02:34:12.000 How's the opposite of gay? 1.00

02:34:13.000 Music to me is so insane to me. 0.98

02:34:16.000 Hold on.

02:34:17.000 Is it central?

02:34:19.000 Music's one of the most important things in life, is what I'm saying.

02:34:21.000 And I think it's amazing meeting somebody that I listen to, and I fucking have had emotions with, I've fucking had trips with, I've had fucking really cool evenings with, listening to somebody I don't even know, and I get to meet the person that designed that.

02:34:36.000 I think that's crazy. 0.99

02:34:36.000 So real to me, damn it. 0.99

02:34:38.000 Suck his dick. 1.00

02:34:39.000 Come on. 1.00

02:34:39.000 Alright, here I go. 1.00

02:34:39.000 It's all real to me! 1.00

02:34:41.000 Yeah, have it brother, have it.

02:34:44.000 Alright.

02:34:45.000 Dude, have you done the preemptive flush on a piss?

02:34:49.000 What?

02:34:49.000 Preemptive flush?

02:34:50.000 Preemptive flush, when you're like...

02:34:51.000 Oh, are you scared?

02:34:52.000 You've got it, and you're like, I got this. 1.00

02:34:54.000 And then you like time it so that you hit the fucking flusher. 0.99

02:34:58.000 Right as it is, but then you piss a little in that clean water. 0.99

02:35:01.000 You're not quite there yet, and it goes.

02:35:04.000 You got to remind yourself.

02:35:06.000 You should piss again.

02:35:06.000 You want to flush it.

02:35:07.000 You want to flush it, and you're like, no, wait, bro.

02:35:09.000 You know you're probably going to go another 30 seconds.

02:35:11.000 No, I don't wait.

02:35:12.000 You got to train yourself.

02:35:13.000 It's a weird obsession to want to piss into clean water. 0.99

02:35:17.000 I hate when I finish taking this shit and I cleaned up and then I flush and then I gotta piss again right after. 0.99

02:35:22.000 What is that? 1.00

02:35:24.000 What is my dick not coordinating with my ass? 1.00

02:35:26.000 There's no communication down there, bro. 1.00

02:35:27.000 Which is also a good thing, on a side note. 0.99

02:35:29.000 Russell Peters dropping bombs, bitches! 1.00

02:35:31.000 You thought this show was getting boring. 1.00

02:35:34.000 You thought the conflict would steer us off the tracks and into the woods.

02:35:37.000 We've all determined that you need some sort of psychedelics, young man.

02:35:40.000 You're a very nice guy, but you definitely need something.

02:35:43.000 Weed, pot, something.

02:35:44.000 Someone needs to sit you down.

02:35:47.000 I don't think he needs anything because he's doing it right.

02:35:49.000 I'm a clean guy, I don't know.

02:35:50.000 Just calm me down.

02:35:51.000 I'm an alcohol guy, that's me.

02:35:52.000 Give you a little perspective.

02:35:53.000 I think he's doing everything right right now. 0.82

02:35:54.000 Don't fuck up something that's good. 0.99

02:35:57.000 Wait till he's fucking 70 or 80 and then do mushrooms. 1.00

02:36:00.000 70 or 80 and then do mushrooms. 1.00

02:36:02.000 I don't know.

02:36:03.000 But you do change your state. 0.87

02:36:06.000 In accordance to law right now, if I were to do some crazy shit, I'm Easily susceptible to just getting to a party. 0.99

02:36:13.000 Oh, right, because you're Canadian. 0.99

02:36:15.000 See, that's the Canadian thing in us.

02:36:17.000 You're so right.

02:36:18.000 That's so true.

02:36:21.000 He's even nervous about the OG question.

02:36:23.000 That is so true.

02:36:23.000 God, get that away from me.

02:36:24.000 I was baffled.

02:36:25.000 I was like...

02:36:26.000 This doesn't make any sense.

02:36:27.000 No, I don't think that's what it is, man.

02:36:28.000 No, I can't do it.

02:36:29.000 I think he just hasn't had that many positive experiences, and he's a very positive person, and he's ambitious.

02:36:34.000 And he's obviously, to go from where you started doing that kind of music, and then four years later, you're filling the Rogers Center, you have to be ambitious.

02:36:43.000 There's no way around it. 1.00

02:36:44.000 Well, yeah, and I guess if you're talking in terms of fucking doing shit, then fine. 0.99

02:36:49.000 If I start fucking smoking weed and all that shit right now, are you kidding me, dude? 1.00

02:36:54.000 I'm just so preoccupied with fucking this, that, and the other thing. 1.00

02:36:57.000 I know, I understand that, but you're drinking. 0.99

02:36:59.000 That's what doesn't make any sense.

02:37:00.000 You're altering your state.

02:37:02.000 I know, but it's a different alteration. 0.95

02:37:05.000 Yeah, it's the shittier one.

02:37:06.000 It's the difference between a hem and a cuff.

02:37:08.000 It's the shittier one.

02:37:09.000 It's the one that benefits you least. 0.82

02:37:11.000 It's the one that gives you the most blackouts.

02:37:15.000 It allows you to relax your standards.

02:37:19.000 There's so many weeds that weed doesn't work on, Joe.

02:37:21.000 Let your ego fly.

02:37:22.000 Come at me, bro.

02:37:23.000 There's definitely people that I know.

02:37:25.000 Joe, weed didn't work for me.

02:37:27.000 I prefer alcohol.

02:37:29.000 Who did you smoke high with?

02:37:30.000 I believe you, but who did you get high with?

02:37:34.000 It wasn't even who I got high with.

02:37:36.000 It's just the few times I tried it.

02:37:38.000 Every time I tried it, I did not like the way I feel.

02:37:41.000 Did you get paranoid?

02:37:41.000 Not even paranoid.

02:37:42.000 I got bored. 0.97

02:37:43.000 And I've got ADD, so it didn't fucking happen. 0.85

02:37:45.000 There's absolutely two different kinds of weed, though. 0.94

02:37:46.000 Do you know that?

02:37:47.000 What most people get is called indica.

02:37:49.000 And what indica is is couch weed.

02:37:51.000 It makes you really sleepy and tired.

02:37:52.000 There's another thing called sativa, South American weed, like the South Pacific stuff.

02:37:57.000 That's like, it's from the different parts of the world, and it's way different.

02:38:01.000 It's a completely different experience.

02:38:04.000 No, no.

02:38:05.000 I think you're thinking of salvia?

02:38:06.000 Oh.

02:38:07.000 Yeah.

02:38:07.000 This is sativa.

02:38:09.000 Sativa is a different type of marijuana.

02:38:11.000 Yes.

02:38:12.000 It's a different type. 0.98

02:38:13.000 It's a much more heady, much more Carl Sagan, much more staring at fucking documentaries on sativa, right? 0.97

02:38:21.000 Much more like, you know what I'm saying? 0.97

02:38:23.000 I do that sober.

02:38:25.000 Most people don't know that.

02:38:26.000 I just smoke I know you do.

02:38:27.000 I know you do.

02:38:28.000 But there is two totally different effects.

02:38:30.000 Eddie likes it all. 0.99

02:38:31.000 He doesn't give a fuck. 0.99

02:38:32.000 I think it's all good. 0.99

02:38:33.000 I think it's all good from Demoria.

02:38:36.000 I agree with Eddie.

02:38:37.000 I agree with Eddie as well, especially once you're a seasoned smoker.

02:38:40.000 No, no, no, no. 1.00

02:38:41.000 It's not the same shit. 1.00

02:38:42.000 No, it's definitely not the same shit. 1.00

02:38:43.000 Well, you didn't start smoking until late, though, right? 0.99

02:38:45.000 Yeah.

02:38:45.000 I don't think it is, man.

02:38:46.000 I don't think it has the same effect.

02:38:48.000 You think it has the same effect? 0.99

02:38:50.000 Dude, I used to really think that sativa controlled your appetite and indica, you got the munchies and all that shit. 0.98

02:38:57.000 I think it's whatever you think it is. 0.98

02:38:59.000 I kind of see that because I've been doing a lot of hybrids lately.

02:39:03.000 You guys are what's known as stoners.

02:39:05.000 No, no, no, but I've been doing a lot of hybrids lately, and then this one time I was doing a hybrid, and then I was like, this is the best way, the perfect blend of both, and then I'm like, oh wait, this is indica on the bottle.

02:39:15.000 This whole time I've been doing indica. 0.91

02:39:16.000 So it's like, I'm almost like, alright, is this like fucking alpha brain? 0.98

02:39:19.000 I'm like, what am I doing here? 0.99

02:39:21.000 Is it a placebo you're saying?

02:39:22.000 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

02:39:24.000 I think you're all crazy. 1.00

02:39:26.000 Maybe you're smoking airborne. 1.00

02:39:28.000 Maybe this motherfucker smokes too much weed and he's just too blasted. 1.00

02:39:31.000 The only thing that pot has ever really done good for me is the first time I fucking smoked pot was upstage a radio show that was actually being syndicated to 109. Energy. 1.00

02:39:43.000 Is that a Toronto station?

02:39:45.000 Yeah, it is a Toronto station.

02:39:46.000 Do you remember the Daily Planet?

02:39:50.000 No.

02:39:51.000 From Niagara Falls?

02:39:52.000 Oh, it was that kind of thing.

02:39:53.000 So you're from St. Catherine's, so you got a different...

02:39:54.000 No, no, Niagara Falls.

02:39:55.000 You're from Niagara Falls?

02:39:56.000 Yeah.

02:39:56.000 Slow down, Hammer, slow down.

02:39:58.000 What up?

02:39:58.000 Do you like Water Falls?

02:39:59.000 Are you guys like gang members?

02:40:00.000 So we had this radio show, and there was a guy there, a DJ Just Nice, and he would come in, and we would do...

02:40:06.000 Just Nice.

02:40:06.000 Yeah, Just Nice.

02:40:08.000 That guy is just nice.

02:40:08.000 And dudes would show up with these A&P bag...

02:40:12.000 Full of fucking weed. 1.00

02:40:14.000 I like the fact that you said an A&P bag. 1.00

02:40:15.000 You know what made me happier if you said a Food City bag?

02:40:18.000 You guys are so regional right now.

02:40:20.000 It's crazy.

02:40:21.000 I swear to God, I was about 18, 19 years old.

02:40:23.000 How old are you now?

02:40:24.000 How old are you now, kid?

02:40:25.000 I'm 31. Easy, slow down.

02:40:26.000 Yeah, what up, midlife?

02:40:27.000 These kids, 31. And they're rap music.

02:40:32.000 And the first time I actually smoked a proper fucking blunt, I shit you not, it was to this rap song. 0.99

02:40:37.000 And I don't know what it was, but I know the lyric because I was so stoned and I kept... 0.99

02:40:42.000 Hearing the same lyric over and over and over again.

02:40:44.000 What was it?

02:40:45.000 It was like, I don't want something new.

02:40:46.000 I don't want to chill.

02:40:47.000 I just want to see my head up on a $100 bill.

02:40:50.000 I don't want to ill.

02:40:51.000 I just want to chill and rest my head up on a $100 bill. 0.99

02:40:55.000 Dude, that line will haunt me for the rest of my fucking days. 0.99

02:40:58.000 Ed OG and the Bulldogs. 1.00

02:41:00.000 Well, blunts are a different experience because you get tobacco in there.

02:41:02.000 Ironically, a friend of mine, also from Boston, Ed OG. Blunts are a different experience because you have...

02:41:08.000 I probably have that on my phone right now. 0.97

02:41:09.000 But no, honestly, when I was up on top of this computer store, you know, recording this fucking show, dude, I was like passed out, fucking staring at the ceiling and hearing the same lyric over and over again. 0.97

02:41:22.000 And every time the door... 0.97

02:41:26.000 Yeah, that's the one.

02:41:28.000 It was just playing over and over and over in the head.

02:41:31.000 And every time the security thing went off at the door that opened it up, like I said, it was either a cop or my mom, or my mom dressed up as a cop.

02:41:38.000 You need to sample that and make a new song. 0.99

02:41:40.000 It was fucked. 1.00

02:41:41.000 Come on, it's perfect. 1.00

02:41:41.000 So that's when I decided, you know what? 1.00

02:41:44.000 Not for everyone.

02:41:46.000 That sounds like a scene in a Stanley Kubrick movie. 1.00

02:41:49.000 You need to grab that shit. 1.00

02:41:50.000 Your mom dressed up like a cop. 1.00

02:41:51.000 I got Jazzy Jeff juggling it before the fucking chorus comes in. 1.00

02:41:54.000 Hold on a sec. 0.99

02:42:07.000 And you know the ironic part is Jazzy Jeff is juggling it back and forth.

02:42:11.000 That's a very specific accent.

02:42:13.000 I would say that's a Philadelphia accent.

02:42:14.000 Can you play that?

02:42:15.000 Is that legal?

02:42:16.000 Is that a Philadelphia accent?

02:42:17.000 No, it's Boston.

02:42:18.000 Is it really?

02:42:18.000 That's interesting.

02:42:19.000 Boston and Philadelphia are interesting. 0.99

02:42:21.000 Joe, you're from fucking Boston. 0.99

02:42:25.000 You don't like that, do you? 1.00

02:42:26.000 It sounds like Philadelphia to me, but Boston black is very different than Boston white. 0.57

02:42:31.000 There's different accents.

02:42:32.000 There's a lot of the that didn't get inherited by the Boston black community.

02:42:38.000 Guys like Patrice O'Neill was a black guy.

02:42:41.000 Yeah, very much.

02:42:41.000 A brilliant comedian from Boston who didn't have the Boston accent.

02:42:45.000 No, Patrice and I... Weston! 1.00

02:42:47.000 Patrice and I used to say the fucking dumbest shit to each other. 1.00

02:42:52.000 I remember we were in Scotland in 2000, and he had this girlfriend at the time who was from Liverpool. 1.00

02:42:58.000 And we were walking, and everything was fucking uphill in Scotland, in Edinburgh. 0.99

02:43:03.000 And she was complaining about walking, and goes, Bitch, don't act like you're too fucking high post to be walking up and down. 1.00

02:43:09.000 And I just thought it was the funniest shit, because... 1.00

02:43:11.000 She said that in Edinburgh? 1.00

02:43:12.000 He called her high post.

02:43:14.000 In Edinburgh?

02:43:15.000 Yeah, and I was like... 0.77

02:43:17.000 Where were you, at the Cabaret fucking Voltaire, or what?

02:43:20.000 We were at the Edinburgh Comedy Festival. 1.00

02:43:22.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:43:23.000 And I just remember thinking... 1.00

02:43:24.000 Was it by the castle?

02:43:25.000 It was by the castle.

02:43:26.000 We were on North Castle Street.

02:43:28.000 Okay, okay, okay. 0.99

02:43:29.000 And I would just, even years later, I would say to him, I'd go, hey, you acting all fucking high post. 0.89

02:43:36.000 Because there was a song called High Post at that time too. 0.97

02:43:39.000 Post High.

02:43:40.000 When was this?

02:43:41.000 It didn't take off. 0.99

02:43:43.000 Patrice has such an awesome way of phrasing shit. 1.00

02:43:45.000 I'm banned from a place on fucking Castle. 1.00

02:43:48.000 Are you? 1.00

02:43:49.000 The Cabaret Voltero.

02:43:50.000 What did you do to them?

02:43:51.000 Well, I didn't do anything.

02:43:52.000 I was testing the integrity of a bottle outside of the nightclub.

02:43:55.000 Basically kicking it against a curb, seeing how much it would take to smash. 0.96

02:43:58.000 And so, it was funny because I was playing at the club that night and then we stopped or whatever and now I'm outside having a cigarette and I'm kind of edging a bottle on the fucking thing because everyone's like smashing bottles. 1.00

02:44:15.000 It's fucking him, bro. 1.00

02:44:16.000 So I'm going crazy, fucking whatever. 1.00

02:44:20.000 And I start back kicking this fucking bottle on the thing and all the security guys are watching me waiting for the fucking thing to break because they knew as soon as it breaks they had grounds to fucking kick me out. 0.99

02:44:30.000 Right, but then you had a weapon. 0.99

02:44:33.000 Or something. 1.00

02:44:34.000 Well, then they had evidence that you're a douchebag. 1.00

02:44:36.000 Yeah, right. 0.99

02:44:38.000 So I finally broke it. 1.00

02:44:40.000 And then they all came out and they said, okay, listen, here's your shit. 1.00

02:44:43.000 Here's your whatever. 1.00

02:44:45.000 Like, you're not welcome here anymore. 0.95

02:44:46.000 We're banning you.

02:44:47.000 But it was really funny because it was like totally secret of mana moment where they were like, we are banishing you.

02:44:53.000 You are banished.

02:44:55.000 You're banished. 0.92

02:44:56.000 You're like totally banished from this nightclub.

02:44:58.000 And I'm like, okay.

02:44:59.000 Alright, that's cool.

02:45:00.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:45:01.000 You're fine.

02:45:01.000 Whatever.

02:45:02.000 Just give me my jacket and I'll go.

02:45:03.000 Did you offer to buy him a new bottle?

02:45:05.000 And it was funny because I really didn't put up a fight at all.

02:45:08.000 I was just like, you know what?

02:45:09.000 Hold on a second, man.

02:45:10.000 If you were running a club, would you want some guy breaking bottles out in front of the club? 1.00

02:45:13.000 Well, yeah.

02:45:14.000 Why would you want that happening?

02:45:15.000 Exactly.

02:45:15.000 That's why I played along.

02:45:16.000 And I'm like, okay, you know what? 1.00

02:45:17.000 I know what I did was stupid. 1.00

02:45:19.000 Right. 1.00

02:45:19.000 And douchey. 1.00

02:45:21.000 And I, you know, I accept the banishment.

02:45:24.000 And I'll take it, and I'll go.

02:45:26.000 And they were like, okay, just so you know, you're banned.

02:45:29.000 I'm like, okay, give me my jacket.

02:45:31.000 And so they gave me my jacket, and then they started to kind of walk me out of that little front row post.

02:45:36.000 And they were like, just so you know, you're banned.

02:45:38.000 I'm like, yeah, I get it.

02:45:40.000 I'm banned.

02:45:41.000 I'm never allowed here ever again, right?

02:45:43.000 Is that what you mean by banished?

02:45:44.000 They didn't really ban you, did they?

02:45:45.000 And they were like, yes.

02:45:46.000 Here's your jacket and a haggis.

02:45:48.000 Get out of here.

02:45:48.000 You don't understand the magnitude of what we're trying to tell you is that you're never, ever, ever, ever allowed here again.

02:45:54.000 And I'm like, okay.

02:45:56.000 Yeah.

02:45:56.000 And they're like, no.

02:45:57.000 I'm never allowed here again.

02:45:59.000 Dude, and it just went on.

02:46:01.000 This is when clubs think that they're way more important than now.

02:46:03.000 Oh, it was crazy, dude.

02:46:04.000 And I'm like, okay, listen. 0.98

02:46:05.000 If I can get kicked out of a club in fucking Edinburgh and never go back again, am I also going to regret this later in life? 0.98

02:46:11.000 Probably not. 0.99

02:46:12.000 So I just accepted it.

02:46:14.000 You never know, dog.

02:46:14.000 And they really didn't like that.

02:46:15.000 One day it might be the spot.

02:46:17.000 That's right.

02:46:17.000 I know.

02:46:18.000 One day.

02:46:18.000 You might be out front going, come on, man.

02:46:20.000 I'm sorry.

02:46:22.000 Listen, I know what I've done is wrong.

02:46:24.000 I'll clean up all your bottles tonight.

02:46:26.000 They pull out a list of bottle breakers.

02:46:27.000 It was really funny. 0.99

02:46:29.000 I'm banished from this club and I'm outside on this sidewalk, like across the street, like almost at a completely different fucking venue. 0.95

02:46:37.000 And they kept having people come out of the place that I was banished from. 0.96

02:46:42.000 And they were saying, dude, you're banned.

02:46:44.000 And I'm like...

02:46:46.000 I get it.

02:46:47.000 That's alright.

02:46:49.000 Okay, yeah.

02:46:50.000 So wait a minute.

02:46:51.000 Hold on.

02:46:51.000 They banned you so you went across the street and hovered?

02:46:53.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:46:54.000 Because I'm waiting for stragglers to come out. 0.98

02:46:57.000 They're essentially trying to get you to get the fuck out of there. 0.99

02:47:00.000 Like out of their whole country. 0.99

02:47:02.000 Well, they wanted you to get out of their view.

02:47:04.000 They kicked you out of one club and then you went across the street and just stared at them?

02:47:10.000 Is that essentially what happened?

02:47:12.000 Stereo room.

02:47:12.000 Stared at them.

02:47:13.000 stared at them.

02:47:13.000 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

02:47:15.000 I was on my way out.

02:47:16.000 Like, we were ready to get on one of those, what do they call, rickshaws?

02:47:19.000 Where they got the bike guy.

02:47:20.000 Oh, so you're just waiting.

02:47:21.000 Yeah, I'm just waiting for, you know, management to kind of come up.

02:47:26.000 And it was so funny because they just made a really, really huge effort to have everyone come out and say you're banned.

02:47:33.000 You're banned. 0.98

02:47:34.000 I guess for them, as a local scene, it's like a fucking devastating hit, you know? 0.98

02:47:39.000 If you're a local band and you can't work anymore... 0.99

02:47:41.000 Oh yeah, that would suck.

02:47:42.000 That'd be devastating. 0.70

02:47:43.000 But I mean, it was a one-shot only thing for me.

02:47:45.000 How often do you guys... 1.00

02:47:46.000 I mean, it's always like small town shit. 0.99

02:47:48.000 That's like being banned from Applebee's. 0.99

02:47:48.000 Did that ever happen in the Toronto comedy scene? 0.99

02:47:50.000 Guys get banned from certain clubs. 1.00

02:47:52.000 Fuck yeah, they do. 1.00

02:47:52.000 I was banned from Niagara Square. 1.00

02:47:54.000 Stop bragging.

02:47:55.000 Yeah, let Russell Peters speak for a second, please.

02:47:58.000 In Toronto, in Canada especially, if you work for Yuck Yucks, you're not allowed to perform at any other comedy club. 0.99

02:48:04.000 No shit. 0.99

02:48:05.000 That happens. 1.00

02:48:06.000 There's a few clubs that do that.

02:48:08.000 It's funny because the young comics that I know still in Toronto will call me like, yo, I'm thinking about leaving Yuck Yucks.

02:48:14.000 I'm going to call them. 1.00

02:48:15.000 I'm like, if you're going to leave a bitch, don't fucking tell her you're leaving and just fucking bounce. 1.00

02:48:19.000 And let the hooker figure it out on her own. 1.00

02:48:21.000 Wow. 1.00

02:48:21.000 Russell Peters with some chrome pimp hand type shit. 1.00

02:48:25.000 Right? 1.00

02:48:25.000 Back knuckle knocking bitches for a loop. 1.00

02:48:29.000 Clang! 1.00

02:48:30.000 And I'm referring to the corporate world as the bitch. 1.00

02:48:32.000 So if you're out of Yuck Yucks, you're out? 0.99

02:48:35.000 If you're out of Yuck Yucks, you're working for the outside, as they call it.

02:48:39.000 Very hard to do.

02:48:40.000 Yuck Yucks has good rooms.

02:48:42.000 They have a bunch of them.

02:48:43.000 They don't have great rooms, Joe.

02:48:45.000 And here's the problem in Canada.

02:48:46.000 The one in Vancouver was amazing, but they don't have that anymore.

02:48:48.000 Be careful now.

02:48:49.000 Right, that's gone now.

02:48:49.000 This is live.

02:48:50.000 Mix now, right?

02:48:51.000 What is a comedy mix?

02:48:52.000 Here's the thing. 0.99

02:48:53.000 They were always good to me, but that's because I never really fell for I'm your hoe fucking mentality. 0.99

02:49:00.000 You know what I mean? 0.99

02:49:01.000 Because I would leave. 1.00

02:49:02.000 Oh, you let a motherfucker know you know the game. 1.00

02:49:04.000 Right. 1.00

02:49:04.000 From 95, I started going to England. 1.00

02:49:08.000 Russell P. show up with a cane.

02:49:10.000 Word.

02:49:10.000 Got a real limp.

02:49:12.000 Let him know, son.

02:49:13.000 Let him know.

02:49:13.000 Tell him why you mad, Joe.

02:49:14.000 Tell him why you mad.

02:49:15.000 Got a Barnabas Collins head on it.

02:49:17.000 A big silver dragon. 0.97

02:49:21.000 I started playing outside of Yuck Yucks in 95, like in England, and I realized that the rest of the world was there, that I didn't need to fucking focus on Canada like that.

02:49:30.000 Didn't you really get famous very quickly because of the internet, because of video clips?

02:49:35.000 Well, not really quickly.

02:49:36.000 I mean, I don't want to say like...

02:49:37.000 I was 15 years in when I got famous.

02:49:39.000 Oh, were you really?

02:49:39.000 I started in 89. Oh, I didn't know that.

02:49:42.000 In Canada, I was around since 89. Dude, I was like 8...

02:49:45.000 He was probably eight.

02:49:46.000 No, I was eight.

02:49:47.000 He was eight when I started.

02:49:49.000 That's amazing.

02:49:51.000 But you became famous, as far as my world, because of the internet.

02:49:56.000 That is absolutely correct.

02:49:57.000 A bunch of people sending me clips where, like, have you heard of this Russell Peters guy?

02:50:00.000 And then, boom, YouTube clips.

02:50:02.000 You were one of the first guys that I know that really blew up because of YouTube clips.

02:50:07.000 That was in 2004, late 2004, when YouTube just started.

02:50:11.000 And then by the time the end of 05 came, I literally went from making $40,000 a year in the end of 03 to the end of 04 making half a million.

02:50:24.000 Don't tell us how much money you made.

02:50:25.000 No, no, no, but I'm saying that's what it went from.

02:50:27.000 People out there don't want to know.

02:50:28.000 They're going to ask you for loans.

02:50:29.000 From $40,000 to half a million in a year like that.

02:50:32.000 Okay, well, let's stop your progress right now and not catch up to today because people are going to get sad.

02:50:35.000 No, no, no.

02:50:37.000 And now I'm broke.

02:50:39.000 And that's why I'm here.

02:50:40.000 I don't mean sad like that.

02:50:41.000 I mean sad about their own lives.

02:50:43.000 When was the last time you were at the Olive Garden?

02:50:45.000 Oh, let me tell you something. 0.96

02:50:46.000 I fucking love the Olive Garden. 0.97

02:50:49.000 When were we there last? 1.00

02:50:50.000 You fuck. 1.00

02:50:51.000 You motherfucker. 1.00

02:50:52.000 When was the last time? 1.00

02:50:53.000 Seriously, when was the last time Russell Peters was at the Olive Garden?

02:50:55.000 I can't believe you snuck that in there.

02:50:57.000 November, I was at the Olive Garden.

02:50:59.000 November.

02:50:59.000 In Times Square.

02:51:00.000 Oh, that's the good one.

02:51:02.000 That's the hot spot Olive Garden.

02:51:04.000 Is that the nation's capital?

02:51:05.000 That's the hot spot Olive Garden.

02:51:07.000 There's lines to get in this Olive Garden. 0.99

02:51:08.000 Fuck yeah, there was. 0.99

02:51:09.000 It was me, DJ Spinbad, his wife, and his two kids. 0.99

02:51:12.000 Did you get in?

02:51:12.000 Did you like, I'm Russell?

02:51:14.000 No, fuck, that shit don't work at the Olive Garden, fool. 1.00

02:51:17.000 So you got the little thing you put in your pocket that gives them alarms off? 1.00

02:51:22.000 I had the CD disc-sized fucking vibrator that they give you. 0.99

02:51:26.000 You know it's the worst. 1.00

02:51:27.000 It spins in a fucking red light. 0.99

02:51:28.000 And it lights up. 1.00

02:51:29.000 It lights up.

02:51:30.000 You know it's the worst.

02:51:31.000 This is the worst thing.

02:51:32.000 True story.

02:51:32.000 That thing, if you go out of bounds, like at the Burbank Olive Garden, it's always an hour and a half to two hour wait.

02:51:39.000 So if you go out of bounds, it starts playing this really embarrassing song and it won't stop.

02:51:44.000 The coaster thing you're talking about, right?

02:51:47.000 I would go to Target, and next thing you know, I'd start playing nursery rhymes, but really loud.

02:51:52.000 It's like an ice cream truck in your pocket, and everyone's looking at you.

02:51:58.000 That's the alarm?

02:52:00.000 Yeah, it's like a way to say, hey, you're stealing something.

02:52:02.000 You're stealing the Olive Garden's property.

02:52:04.000 We're going to annoy everybody around you by this really high-pitched nursery rhyme. 0.94

02:52:09.000 We're going to give you a kiss.

02:52:11.000 I guess as long as it's a song, they can't pretend that it's torturing you. 1.00

02:52:15.000 Whereas if it was an alarm that went off, you could probably sue them for that shit. 0.99

02:52:19.000 Like, how do I get this to shut off? 0.99

02:52:20.000 So they can't put some audio that's like, stolen property!

02:52:24.000 Yeah.

02:52:24.000 No, they play a nice, happy song like, hey, you're out of bounds.

02:52:27.000 They should have had an older time going, hey, what are you doing with my pager?

02:52:31.000 I went to the supermarket. 1.00

02:52:34.000 You son of a bitch! 1.00

02:52:35.000 Come back! 1.00

02:52:36.000 I went to the supermarket the other day, and as I'm leaving the supermarket, the wheels on my cart lock up. 1.00

02:52:43.000 Oh yeah, it does that shit. 0.99

02:52:45.000 They had a certain distance where you could travel away from the store before the cart locked up, but this was so fucking stupid because it was right in front of the store. 1.00

02:52:53.000 Well, I do that with my mouse ears that we sell at the shows, actually. 0.98

02:52:56.000 You can buy these little headband mouse ears, and if you actually walk out 50 feet of the venue, then you're shocked.

02:53:07.000 Are you serious?

02:53:08.000 Yeah, 50 volts. 1.00

02:53:09.000 Fucking sucks, dude. 1.00

02:53:10.000 The battery in it. 1.00

02:53:12.000 You have it so it's set up so the battery does it.

02:53:16.000 Wait a minute.

02:53:17.000 Talk us through that again.

02:53:18.000 What are you talking about?

02:53:20.000 Oh, the mouse ears that we sell on our shows?

02:53:23.000 And people get shocked by them?

02:53:25.000 Yeah, absolutely.

02:53:25.000 But you sell them?

02:53:27.000 Yeah.

02:53:27.000 I don't understand.

02:53:28.000 Five dollars.

02:53:29.000 It's like when you go to Star Wars.

02:53:31.000 Right.

02:53:31.000 And you buy the 3D glasses or something like that.

02:53:34.000 So you're supposed to give them back?

02:53:35.000 They have to return the mouse ears?

02:53:37.000 No, no, no.

02:53:37.000 Well, you can't.

02:53:38.000 Because if you get past the fucking barrier, you're fucked. 1.00

02:53:41.000 You're shocked. 1.00

02:53:42.000 You get a little jolt.

02:53:43.000 But I'm confused.

02:53:44.000 How many shots?

02:53:44.000 What are they supposed to do?

02:53:45.000 What are you supposed to do?

02:53:46.000 Come back!

02:53:46.000 They're supposed to give him back to you.

02:53:48.000 You haven't explained that.

02:53:49.000 No, I'm joking.

02:53:50.000 I'm totally taking a piss.

02:53:51.000 You're totally joking.

02:53:52.000 Okay.

02:53:52.000 Sorry.

02:53:53.000 I was going to leave you on, but I can't believe you took it that fucking far. 0.94

02:53:57.000 I should believe that. 0.92

02:53:58.000 I tried to help him out.

02:53:59.000 Where were you when we went off this terrible dark road?

02:54:01.000 I don't know.

02:54:02.000 In comics, we analyze it like, okay, this could be real.

02:54:04.000 But that actually is kind of badass, though.

02:54:06.000 If you get that kind of Olive Garden technology and incorporate it in your show, and you're leaving a venue with a product that someone has been selling at your show or whatever. 0.62

02:54:15.000 Anyway, like I was saying, I was at the supermarket and my fucking wheels locked I've had that happen.

02:54:21.000 And so I had two choices. 0.99

02:54:23.000 Either I'm going to call someone and tell them, hey, this cart locked up, or I caveman this bitch and just dragged it. 1.00

02:54:31.000 I did that. 0.98

02:54:32.000 So I dragged it through the parking lot. 0.99

02:54:33.000 I dragged the shit out. 0.99

02:54:34.000 I did it angry, man. 0.99

02:54:36.000 And that happened to me in Canada at Urban Home Outfitters. 0.99

02:54:40.000 Yeah, and I had a shitload of shit in their fucking cart, and I'd parked far enough where I couldn't get... 0.98

02:54:47.000 I pushed the cart and they'd go, oh, sorry. 1.00

02:54:48.000 So stupid. 1.00

02:54:49.000 The car won't I'll go there. 1.00

02:54:49.000 Where the fuck do I have a cart then? 1.00

02:54:51.000 And it really pisses me off. 1.00

02:54:52.000 We don't have Mexicans in Canada. 0.86

02:54:53.000 I can't help with this.

02:54:54.000 Two things I never do.

02:54:55.000 Hey, hey, hey.

02:54:56.000 In a good way. 1.00

02:54:58.000 Oh, fuck the Indians are going to come out. 1.00

02:54:59.000 Two things I never do. 1.00

02:55:00.000 I never purposely litter.

02:55:02.000 I never litter and I always bring back carts. 0.96

02:55:04.000 It's not that fucking hard to do. 0.77

02:55:05.000 It's not snowing. 0.99

02:55:07.000 I don't know about these fucking carts, man. 0.99

02:55:09.000 This is all brand new. 1.00

02:55:10.000 This is like Discovery Channel shit for me. 1.00

02:55:11.000 There's carts that say you can't fucking deliver. 1.00

02:55:14.000 If you go further than a certain distance, they lock up. 1.00

02:55:17.000 Damn. 0.99

02:55:18.000 The carts will lock up. 1.00

02:55:19.000 Like they literally lock up. 1.00

02:55:20.000 It's so stupid. 1.00

02:55:21.000 So you have to drag them. 1.00

02:55:22.000 Essentially they're on like this rubber pads.

02:55:24.000 And you just grab it.

02:55:26.000 Is that so wrong?

02:55:27.000 Is that so wrong?

02:55:28.000 I mean if I own a supermarket.

02:55:29.000 It arm bars your wheels. 0.99

02:55:31.000 And I own a finite amount of fucking carts. 1.00

02:55:32.000 And people are just going to be taking those fucking things. 1.00

02:55:35.000 Make them go out to the street. 0.99

02:55:37.000 Just to the street they ring.

02:55:38.000 If you got them out there, it's August.

02:55:39.000 Well, you know, it's like a cell phone.

02:55:41.000 I'm sure it's like one of those dog things, too.

02:55:43.000 Those dog electrical fences they put up. 0.99

02:55:45.000 You gotta look at the value of the fucking cart. 0.99

02:55:47.000 The cart probably costs about like $30. 1.00

02:55:51.000 How about the value of having your customers not have to fucking drag their food? 0.98

02:55:58.000 They don't offer you like assistance. 0.98

02:56:02.000 They don't offer you somebody, okay, sir, the cart will stop here, we will have somebody help you carry.

02:56:06.000 Oh, the cart stops here, but a buddy with the bags will continue on to your car.

02:56:10.000 They'll all be Mexicans. 1.00

02:56:12.000 Steal this in a good way. 0.98

02:56:14.000 Robots.

02:56:14.000 Steal this human, but don't steal this cart.

02:56:18.000 The best thing about the Olive Garden in Burbank is that you...

02:56:20.000 That's the battle.

02:56:21.000 Hey, listen, this is true.

02:56:22.000 Mexicans against the robots, that's the future. 1.00

02:56:23.000 Robots before Mexicans. 1.00

02:56:24.000 Robots start taking the Mexicans' jobs. 0.90

02:56:27.000 Right when the Mexicans start taking over manufacturing. 1.00

02:56:29.000 And the worst part is the robots are programmed by Indians. 1.00

02:56:32.000 There's a Mexican Terminator. 0.93

02:56:34.000 And the worst part is the rest of America can't differentiate.

02:56:37.000 You're slogging the ditch.

02:56:39.000 There's a war going on that no one knows about. 0.99

02:56:41.000 They're like, these new Mexicans are hairy. 1.00

02:56:44.000 The robots and the Mexicans... 1.00

02:56:46.000 And they're Ray fucking lazier. 1.00

02:56:48.000 And they dance more. 1.00

02:56:49.000 Mexicans will start dressing up as robots. 1.00

02:56:50.000 The new Mexicans. 1.00

02:56:51.000 And they're really into movies.

02:56:53.000 I am a robot! 0.91

02:56:53.000 These new Mexican 2.0s are really lazy. 0.91

02:56:56.000 This is a new Indian Fight League.

02:56:58.000 Some big Indian. 1.00

02:56:59.000 I don't know why they call them Red Band.

02:57:01.000 I'm aware of it.

02:57:02.000 I know one of the guys involved.

02:57:03.000 They're going to do an ultimate fighter out of there as well.

02:57:06.000 Hey man, we can't all have conversations at the same time.

02:57:09.000 I'm really excited about this Indian Fight League actually.

02:57:11.000 It's going to be crazy.

02:57:12.000 I know one of the guys involved.

02:57:14.000 What?

02:57:15.000 There's a new MMA series starting in India.

02:57:18.000 Okay.

02:57:19.000 It's almost like a round robin type of thing, right?

02:57:22.000 I don't know what it is.

02:57:23.000 It's a new company.

02:57:24.000 First of all, they got this new thing called the World Fight League or something.

02:57:30.000 WFL? They always come up with crazy names for these things.

02:57:33.000 No, but it's for boxing.

02:57:36.000 Like boxing?

02:57:38.000 Oh, for boxing?

02:57:39.000 Yeah, it's like a boxing team.

02:57:40.000 In India?

02:57:41.000 Yeah, it's called Super Fight League.

02:57:43.000 But this is MMA. Yeah, but no, but there's the MMA one, but there's also a Super Fight League.

02:57:49.000 A boxing one?

02:57:50.000 A boxing one where they have teams from different countries that fight.

02:57:54.000 That's not going to work.

02:57:55.000 That's not going to work.

02:57:56.000 I agree, I agree.

02:57:57.000 It's not going to work.

02:57:58.000 It doesn't make any fucking sense because you can't have a solo sport fought as a team. 0.98

02:58:02.000 It doesn't make any fucking sense. 0.97

02:58:02.000 They tried that. 0.97

02:58:03.000 Not with MMA around.

02:58:04.000 With MMA around, you know, you can have a new body.

02:58:06.000 They did it for a while.

02:58:07.000 They had a thing called the IFL. Independent Fight League or something?

02:58:11.000 No, International Fight League.

02:58:13.000 Exotic Fight League.

02:58:15.000 Exotic.

02:58:15.000 Exotic with an I. IG-Sonic.

02:58:18.000 No, but you know what?

02:58:19.000 MMA's getting so big in...

02:58:21.000 Asia, like the big Asian thing is 1FC. It's like Dream from Japan, but in Southeast Asia, it's giant.

02:58:30.000 1FC. I love Dream.

02:58:31.000 I love Pride.

02:58:32.000 Those are my favorites at first.

02:58:33.000 Pride was awesome back in the day, man.

02:58:35.000 I always wanted to go see one of those shows. 0.99

02:58:37.000 I really wish the Fertittas didn't fucking smoke it. 1.00

02:58:39.000 Well, before it went away, man, we knew Turi. 0.99

02:58:42.000 Remember when Turi worked for them?

02:58:43.000 We had a chance, man.

02:58:44.000 We were going to go to one of those live prides. 0.99

02:58:46.000 They fucked up, though. 0.99

02:58:47.000 We were coordinating it. 1.00

02:58:48.000 Because basically in most countries, organized crime runs the fight leagues.

02:58:55.000 Hey, he just said two minutes.

02:58:56.000 We've got to end this pitch.

02:58:58.000 Well, we can come back again, but we've got to stop this one recording.

02:59:00.000 Otherwise, it's going to be corrupt.

02:59:02.000 When he gets anything over three hours, you put it on iTunes and it just shits all over itself.

02:59:06.000 So we'll just stop right here.

02:59:08.000 It's like Blaze in the corner. 0.98

02:59:09.000 They're just fucking sound asleep. 0.96

02:59:11.000 Yeah, it's pretty late anyway. 0.98

02:59:12.000 Listen, this has been a fantastic podcast.

02:59:14.000 We got drunk together.

02:59:15.000 We learned a lot about each other.

02:59:16.000 Right?

02:59:18.000 Eddie Bravo, any last thing you need to say before we get out of here?

02:59:21.000 Can you give me a drum beat?

02:59:23.000 Okay.

02:59:23.000 Russell Peters.

02:59:24.000 He's going to say boots, cats, boots, cats, boots, cats, boots, cats.

02:59:27.000 and gentlemen, I just ask you to just not judge us as human beings by this show.

02:59:31.000 Don't judge us.

02:59:33.000 Don't judge us as personalities or people with the inability to form one coherent group of humans not communicating on top of each other.

02:59:43.000 Just know that it's late and we're tired and we had a bunch of time.

02:59:46.000 Can I stress how much this podcast meant to me?

02:59:49.000 I drove from Irvine, California. 0.99

02:59:51.000 That's fucked up. 0.98

02:59:52.000 I was drunk so I had Blaze drive my car from Irvine, California to here and now we're going to go back to Irvine from here. 0.99

02:59:59.000 Russell Peters.

03:00:00.000 I wanted to see you, Zimmerman. 1.00

03:00:02.000 One of the baddest motherfuckers on the planet. 1.00

03:00:04.000 I wanted to see Eddie Bravo. 1.00

03:00:06.000 I wanted to see Joe Rogan.

03:00:07.000 I wanted to see you, buddy.

03:00:08.000 I wanted to see my little brother, Red Band.

03:00:10.000 I'm always happy to see you.

03:00:11.000 Russell, you're an awesome dude, man. 0.99

03:00:13.000 The first time we ever hung out in Vegas, I'm like, this motherfucker, I love him. 0.99

03:00:18.000 We had a good time, man. 0.99

03:00:18.000 The very first time we hung out, went up to the mix, had a couple cocktails and laughs. 0.99

03:00:21.000 We had some beverages.

03:00:22.000 Hit it off fabulously.

03:00:24.000 Or would they say famously?

03:00:24.000 And I did not want to freeload off you so well.

03:00:27.000 I split the bottles with you.

03:00:28.000 Yeah, we had a good time, man.

03:00:29.000 That's true.

03:00:29.000 We had a great time.

03:00:30.000 We had fun.

03:00:31.000 What's the next UFC coming up?

03:00:33.000 What do you got coming up?

03:00:33.000 The next one is actually in Japan.

03:00:35.000 Brian's going.

03:00:36.000 I can't leave. 1.00

03:00:37.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

03:00:38.000 A couple weeks, man. 1.00

03:00:39.000 It's got to be nuts, man.

03:00:40.000 I'm fascinated.

03:00:42.000 Fascinated what that's going to be like.

03:00:44.000 You ever been?

03:00:45.000 No, I've never been to Japan, but has Danny Glover gotten married yet?

03:00:50.000 Danny Glover?

03:00:50.000 You know what I'm talking about.

03:00:52.000 Listen.

03:00:53.000 We're speaking in code right now.

03:00:55.000 We're speaking in code, buddy.

03:00:56.000 Not to anybody.

03:00:56.000 That's not code.

03:00:57.000 I'll be right back.

03:00:58.000 That's not code.

03:00:59.000 Everybody knows what you're saying.

03:01:00.000 Nobody knows what we're saying.

03:01:02.000 I have no idea what you're saying.

03:01:03.000 I want to thank Fleshlight for tuning in.

03:01:06.000 Come on, Riggs!

03:01:07.000 The program, something, sponsorship.

03:01:09.000 50% Rogan.net, something, something.

03:01:13.000 Go to JoeRogan.net. 0.83

03:01:14.000 Listen, Fleshlight's an excellent piece of masturbation material. 0.75

03:01:17.000 You have one handy? 0.70

03:01:18.000 I got a bunch of box at home.

03:01:20.000 Next time you come to the house, I'll hook you up.

03:01:21.000 You know what I miss about going to your house?

03:01:23.000 I miss the coconut water.

03:01:25.000 Hey, now let me ask you a question before we go.

03:01:27.000 We're almost out of time.

03:01:28.000 See how you have the mouse head and you DJ with it on, right?

03:01:31.000 With the flesh.

03:01:32.000 No, no, no.

03:01:32.000 On a side note.

03:01:33.000 Dude, we don't have time for this.

03:01:35.000 The file's going to be correct.

03:01:37.000 JoeRogan.net.

03:01:38.000 Thanks to the Fleshlight.

03:01:39.000 Enter in the code name Rogan.

03:01:40.000 You get a 15% off.

03:01:41.000 Go to Onnit.com.

03:01:42.000 O-N-N-I-T. Makers of Alpha Brain, Shroom Tech. 0.99

03:01:45.000 Yeah, yeah.

03:01:46.000 Yada, yada, yada.

03:01:47.000 Enter in the code name Rogan.

03:01:48.000 Get yourself 10% off.

03:01:49.000 Thanks to...

03:01:52.000 Deadmau5 for coming down here and hanging out with us and exposing all sorts of interesting things about life.

03:01:59.000 And Eddie Bravo, always.

03:02:00.000 My brother.

03:02:01.000 Always good to hang with you.

03:02:02.000 Russell Peters, thanks for coming.

03:02:04.000 Follow these people on Twitter, or not.

03:02:07.000 It's up to you.

03:02:07.000 You're a grown adult, hopefully.

03:02:08.000 My tweets are shit. 1.00

03:02:09.000 If you're not an adult, pretend you never heard any of this shit. 1.00

03:02:13.000 We'll see you later. 1.00

03:02:15.000 Forget you! 0.94

The Joe Rogan Experience - February 11, 2012

Joe Rogan Experience #184 - DEADMAU5, Russell Peters, Eddie Bravo

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