The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #1841 - Brian Redban

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00:00:12.000 Joe Tony's the best fucking show in comedy. 0.99

00:00:14.000 It's great. 0.99

00:00:14.000 It is. 0.99

00:00:15.000 You guys have the best show in comedy.

00:00:17.000 We broke a...

00:00:18.000 Are we up?

00:00:19.000 Oh, never mind.

00:00:20.000 Hold on a second.

00:00:20.000 We're running?

00:00:21.000 Yeah, we're running.

00:00:22.000 Yeah.

00:00:23.000 No, you have the best show in comedy.

00:00:24.000 Kill Tony is the best live stand-up show that's ever existed.

00:00:28.000 It's the best.

00:00:28.000 It's fun.

00:00:29.000 It's the best.

00:00:30.000 Yeah.

00:00:31.000 And it has such a great, you know, like we learn about new comics in it, you know, and that's great for all of us, knowing who's good, who's bad, you know.

00:00:39.000 Think about all the people that came from it. 0.72

00:00:40.000 Hans, William, you know, all these fucking people from the past. 0.99

00:00:45.000 Preacher Lawson. 0.99

00:00:46.000 Yeah.

00:00:47.000 You know, I mean, how many guys came from Kill Tony?

00:00:50.000 Tons.

00:00:50.000 Right?

00:00:51.000 Mm-hmm. 1.00

00:00:52.000 It's fucking, it's such a great show, dude. 0.99

00:00:55.000 You guys, it's awesome. 0.99

00:00:56.000 It's so, and you guys have it so down now.

00:00:59.000 You know, like with the band behind you, and like everyone's in sync, and it's so good.

00:01:05.000 Tony is so fucking good at hosting, too. 0.61

00:01:08.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:01:09.000 It's insane.

00:01:10.000 And he's gotten so much better, you know?

00:01:12.000 Like, just in the last couple of years, you could just...

00:01:14.000 He's, like, so professional now, like, how he does it.

00:01:17.000 Because it used to be where I'd be like, okay, now we have to do ads, you know, and stuff.

00:01:20.000 And I had to kind of, like, help him.

00:01:21.000 Now he just...

00:01:22.000 He has it.

00:01:23.000 Nah, he's got it down. 1.00

00:01:24.000 But, like, off the cuff, that kid is fucking insane. 0.99

00:01:28.000 It's so good. 0.98

00:01:29.000 It's such a great thing to have for comedy, too, to have, like, this opportunity for young up-and-coming people, or even old up-and-coming people.

00:01:36.000 It could be old.

00:01:37.000 You've had a few old people. 0.98

00:01:38.000 Who's the oldest one you've ever had on your show?

00:01:40.000 Like a guest?

00:01:42.000 Yeah.

00:01:44.000 No, not a guest.

00:01:45.000 No, I mean someone we found.

00:01:46.000 Yeah, someone doing one minute.

00:01:47.000 We've had old, old, old people. 1.00

00:01:51.000 Like on the road, we'll find these guys that did comedy in the 80s and they still do it in Jersey somewhere.

00:01:58.000 Wow.

00:01:58.000 Yeah, we've had some old people.

00:01:59.000 I can't think of anyone off their names or anything off the...

00:02:03.000 We've been doing almost 10 years.

00:02:05.000 It's insane how long we've been doing that.

00:02:08.000 Every single Monday.

00:02:09.000 Sometimes we're doing Monday and then Friday two shows, Saturday two shows.

00:02:14.000 When we're on the road, it's just insane how many we've been doing.

00:02:18.000 And the show runs itself now.

00:02:20.000 Me and Tony could literally, just me and him and an iPad, go anywhere and have a show.

00:02:25.000 It's pretty ridiculous how it works.

00:02:27.000 And does the iPad hook up to the sound system in the club?

00:02:30.000 Yeah.

00:02:30.000 How do they do that for you?

00:02:31.000 So I have like a studio on the go type thing where I plug everything plugged into my shit.

00:02:38.000 And so it records each mic on a different sound file. 0.94

00:02:44.000 And then I have a splitter that runs to their house sound.

00:02:47.000 So they can turn up and turn down their own house sound.

00:02:50.000 And for me, it just stays the same.

00:02:52.000 Oh, so it's pretty plug and play.

00:02:54.000 It's very plug and play.

00:02:55.000 And it's cool because when we're on the road, you know, like a place like, hey man, this is just a hotel banquet room.

00:03:01.000 I don't know how you're going to do this.

00:03:02.000 I'm like, I just need one XLR cable because that's all I need.

00:03:06.000 I could just plug in like using an XLR cable and controlled like nine different mics.

00:03:10.000 Oh, wow.

00:03:11.000 So it's, yeah, it's pretty fun. 1.00

00:03:12.000 Fucking technology, son. 0.99

00:03:14.000 So much easier nowadays. 1.00

00:03:15.000 It's so crazy.

00:03:17.000 Well, also, do people make podcast kits?

00:03:20.000 Does anybody make a kit?

00:03:22.000 They do, and I've seen them before.

00:03:24.000 You know, like you go to a website and they'll sell you a podcast kit, and it's just mediocre equipment and stuff like that.

00:03:30.000 But people ask me all the time, you know, what you recommend.

00:03:34.000 And Zoom, I think you've heard of Zoom before. 0.99

00:03:37.000 They make all the good shit. 0.99

00:03:38.000 They have these things where you just plug them right in. 0.99

00:03:41.000 It records different tracks.

00:03:42.000 It even records so well, if you could scream in it, it won't distort.

00:03:46.000 It's called a float recording.

00:03:48.000 Dude, there's three million podcasts now.

00:03:51.000 Yeah.

00:03:52.000 When we started, how many do you think there was?

00:03:54.000 In the hundreds, at least.

00:03:56.000 Like hundreds.

00:03:57.000 200. I wonder how many there were.

00:04:00.000 I don't know. 0.98

00:04:01.000 It's ridiculous. 0.88

00:04:01.000 I wish someone knew. 0.88

00:04:02.000 How many podcasts were available in 2009?

00:04:06.000 Find that out.

00:04:08.000 Adam Curry had an archive.

00:04:11.000 That's how it started, right?

00:04:13.000 So there had to be a list.

00:04:14.000 Well, he's number one.

00:04:15.000 Adam Curry is the podfather.

00:04:17.000 All respect to Adam Curry.

00:04:20.000 There was all those people, like the tech guys, like Leo Laporte.

00:04:22.000 Remember that guy?

00:04:23.000 Sure, I love that guy.

00:04:24.000 That guy's awesome.

00:04:25.000 I think he still does it, too.

00:04:27.000 Yeah.

00:04:29.000 And Dvorak, who does it with Adam.

00:04:34.000 Yeah.

00:04:35.000 Yeah.

00:04:36.000 So that podcast, Curry's podcast, the first one was like, was it 2004 or something like that?

00:04:45.000 It was like five years before us, I think.

00:04:47.000 I think somewhere along those lines.

00:04:49.000 But like when we started in 2009, what was the number of podcasts?

00:04:55.000 I bet there's a log of that.

00:04:57.000 Let's guess.

00:04:58.000 I don't know.

00:04:59.000 Give me a real guess.

00:05:00.000 I would say, I could tell you how many there are currently.

00:05:04.000 Give me how many they have currently.

00:05:07.000 Oh my god, it's now 4 million.

00:05:09.000 Jesus. 1.00

00:05:10.000 Holy shit, dude. 0.99

00:05:12.000 So it jumped up a million. 0.98

00:05:15.000 I wonder though, is this podcast or podcast show?

00:05:18.000 That's what's still in the last three days, there's been 100,000 episodes published.

00:05:22.000 Shows published.

00:05:23.000 I would imagine that that means...

00:05:25.000 Total podcast in the index, 4 million.

00:05:29.000 79,717. 1.00

00:05:31.000 Holy fuck. 1.00

00:05:32.000 That's crazy. 1.00

00:05:34.000 Yeah, I would say it was...

00:05:35.000 Four million is...

00:05:36.000 Dude, it was just three million a couple of months ago, Jamie.

00:05:39.000 Do you remember?

00:05:41.000 I mean, it makes it easier.

00:05:43.000 It wasn't that long ago.

00:05:44.000 It makes it easier to upload more people, you know?

00:05:46.000 But that's wild, man.

00:05:48.000 That's wild.

00:05:52.000 I think there was still, when we started, there was podcasts, though.

00:05:56.000 There was probably a couple hundred.

00:05:58.000 Had to be.

00:05:59.000 Yeah.

00:05:59.000 Well, there was Adam...

00:06:00.000 At least.

00:06:01.000 Adam Carolla, right?

00:06:03.000 Adam Curry.

00:06:04.000 Marc Maron, was he doing it?

00:06:06.000 He was before us.

00:06:07.000 He was before us, I think, by, like, at least months, if not a year.

00:06:13.000 I don't know.

00:06:14.000 He was before us.

00:06:16.000 Who else?

00:06:17.000 Who else?

00:06:18.000 Corolla.

00:06:19.000 Not a lot of other people, man.

00:06:21.000 Oh, Kevin Smith.

00:06:22.000 Kevin Smith, that's right.

00:06:23.000 Kevin Smith always had Smog Castle.

00:06:25.000 We did that once.

00:06:26.000 Yeah, we did that at that theater.

00:06:27.000 That was fun.

00:06:28.000 Yeah.

00:06:29.000 Yeah, he had them out before anybody.

00:06:32.000 He was one of the early, early birds.

00:06:35.000 Yeah.

00:06:35.000 But how am I, like, overall...

00:06:38.000 I wonder if you can go to the internet archive and just look at podcast rankings and maybe it would show it there.

00:06:45.000 Maybe I can look at that same site.

00:06:49.000 I'm digging through some Adam Curry info to find that original archive he had.

00:06:54.000 2005 is what I'm reading right now.

00:06:57.000 Is when that RSS feed thing they gave to Apple to build their database off of.

00:07:03.000 So that was his first, 2005. So he was number one.

00:07:07.000 So it goes from Adam Curry and there's probably a few other tech guys probably got involved around then and started doing some.

00:07:14.000 And now everything.

00:07:15.000 Now TV shows, like just Kinko's locations, you know, like have podcasts.

00:07:21.000 I was watching...

00:07:22.000 Really?

00:07:22.000 Yeah, I was watching, you know, when you see a movie and before the movie starts and before the previews, they have just like...

00:07:29.000 Like little trivia games, you know, and they have like a host and it's like just tons of commercials.

00:07:35.000 They go, and you could join us on our new podcast.

00:07:37.000 I was like, who is sitting there watching that, that enjoys that part of the movie enough where they're going to subscribe to a podcast about that?

00:07:46.000 You probably don't know what I'm talking about.

00:07:47.000 I don't, but...

00:07:48.000 Like, if you go to a movie early, before the movie trailers comes on, it's just, like, this generic stuff where it's just a ton of commercials and people giving you, like, movie trivia.

00:07:57.000 Like, hi!

00:07:58.000 It's kind of like E! Entertainment Tonight.

00:08:01.000 But it's just cheesy shit. 1.00

00:08:04.000 But they have a podcast. 0.99

00:08:06.000 How many, like, restaurants and bars have their own podcasts?

00:08:08.000 Exactly.

00:08:09.000 That must be a thing now, right?

00:08:10.000 Oh, totally, totally.

00:08:12.000 Yeah.

00:08:12.000 There's always probably funny people at bars, right?

00:08:15.000 It's probably not a bad idea.

00:08:17.000 And you've met people that never did stand-up that were really hilarious, right?

00:08:21.000 Oh yeah, tons.

00:08:22.000 Yeah, absolutely.

00:08:23.000 Like some guys would be like, God, if I was like a tenth as funny as that guy.

00:08:26.000 Right.

00:08:27.000 Yeah.

00:08:29.000 The only reason you couldn't have it at a bar is probably for insurance reasons.

00:08:32.000 Like, you know, oh, here's proof that they just got drunk before they killed a bunch of people after this podcast.

00:08:38.000 I don't know.

00:08:42.000 Yeah, we all met people that were, like, really funny that just never did it.

00:08:46.000 You know?

00:08:47.000 Yeah.

00:08:48.000 You know, Eddie Bravo's doing stand-up now, and I always told him to do stand-up, like, way back in the day.

00:08:52.000 I'm like, dude, you're funny. 0.99

00:08:53.000 You have funny fucking stories, man. 0.96

00:08:56.000 I remember you tried it once, and something happened, like, he didn't have a good set, and then you stopped for a while. 0.99

00:09:01.000 He had a couple of rough sets.

00:09:03.000 Right.

00:09:04.000 But that was before he was teaching.

00:09:06.000 When he started teaching, he got very comfortable, like, addressing people, because he was doing a lot of seminars.

00:09:12.000 So he would fly in and explain jujitsu in seminars, and one of the things he would do was tell funny stories.

00:09:19.000 So he'd tell funny stories while he is, like, teaching jujitsu.

00:09:24.000 And, you know, he was like, dude, I'm killing in front of my class.

00:09:29.000 And I started laughing and then he started doing it again.

00:09:33.000 But it was like a nine-year break where he wasn't doing it.

00:09:37.000 At least, maybe nine's wrong, but many years.

00:09:40.000 I forget how many.

00:09:42.000 But he's funny, man.

00:09:43.000 I saw him at the Comedy Store and he was doing the Tinfoil Hat Show with Sam Tripoli.

00:09:47.000 Right. 0.98

00:09:48.000 I'm like, dude, he's fucking funny. 0.99

00:09:51.000 He's got some funny ass stories. 0.99

00:09:52.000 He always had funny stories. 0.97

00:09:54.000 I remember about like the cranberry juice, like you would give a girl cranberry juice or something like that because she had a urinary tract. 1.00

00:10:00.000 Anyways, like all those stories he would always tell us about like dates he went on and stuff like that.

00:10:05.000 Oh, he had crazy stories.

00:10:06.000 Yeah.

00:10:06.000 They're very funny.

00:10:08.000 But he's just figured out how to do stand-up now.

00:10:10.000 It's interesting to watch, you know?

00:10:13.000 I had this guy that I worked for that was a private investigator, and he was one of the funniest guys I've ever met.

00:10:18.000 His name is Dave Dolan.

00:10:20.000 I don't know if you ever met him.

00:10:21.000 He died a few years back though.

00:10:23.000 You might have met him one of the times we went back to Boston, because I always saw him whenever I was in town.

00:10:29.000 But he was my employee, my employer, when I was 21, when I was just starting to do stand-up.

00:10:35.000 He needed a driver.

00:10:37.000 So we put in an ad for a newspaper, wanted a private investigator's assistant.

00:10:43.000 And I was like, oh, that'd be a dope job to do while I'm doing stand-up.

00:10:47.000 I'll be a private investigator's assistant.

00:10:49.000 But it was really just, I had to drive him because he lost his license from drinking and driving.

00:10:54.000 Dude, he was hilarious.

00:10:57.000 He was one of the funniest people I ever met.

00:10:59.000 Working with him, I would come home, and there was this girl I was dating, and we would have these conversations about it.

00:11:06.000 I was like, He's so funny, it's like confusing.

00:11:09.000 I'm like, why aren't you doing comedy?

00:11:12.000 I'm like, I was crying laughing all day with this guy.

00:11:15.000 Sometimes it probably doesn't transfer well, though.

00:11:17.000 He would have.

00:11:20.000 100%.

00:11:21.000 100%.

00:11:22.000 He could have 100% been a comedian. 0.99

00:11:25.000 He didn't give a fuck, though. 0.99

00:11:26.000 He didn't want to do it. 0.99

00:11:27.000 And he had an in.

00:11:29.000 His cousin was one of the owners of the Comedy Connection.

00:11:34.000 It was Bill Downs.

00:11:35.000 Bill Downs and Paul... 1.00

00:11:38.000 Fuck. 1.00

00:11:39.000 I forgot his last name. 1.00

00:11:42.000 I can't.

00:11:43.000 We gotta edit that part out.

00:11:46.000 Paul Barkley.

00:11:47.000 I got it.

00:11:48.000 I'll say it again.

00:11:49.000 It was Bill Downs and Paul Barkley.

00:11:52.000 They were the owners of the Comedy Connection.

00:11:55.000 And my friend, Dave Dolan, was cousins with Bill Downs, so he had like an in.

00:12:02.000 He could have gone to an open mic.

00:12:03.000 He would have got up. 1.00

00:12:04.000 He would have fucking killed. 1.00

00:12:06.000 I wonder why he didn't. 1.00

00:12:07.000 Didn't want to. 0.99

00:12:08.000 He like genuinely didn't give a fuck. 0.98

00:12:11.000 That's one of the reasons why he was so funny. 0.99

00:12:13.000 Like the guy genuinely didn't give a fuck. 0.97

00:12:16.000 He was just a really funny dude. 0.98

00:12:20.000 He was just into having a good time.

00:12:22.000 That's all he wanted to do.

00:12:24.000 Have a good time.

00:12:26.000 You know, I've seen on Kill Tony before people that have tried comedy for the first time, and they say, you know, all my friends told me that I'm not just a funny guy.

00:12:35.000 And we had one on recently, and it did not, was not funny, because he told it as if it was like a joke, like a street joke, you know?

00:12:45.000 So these two guys, you know, and I was like, if you could just say what you said, but made it like more real.

00:12:50.000 Right.

00:12:51.000 That's the hard part.

00:12:52.000 That's the hard part, yeah.

00:12:53.000 Yeah, that's the hard part.

00:12:56.000 This guy, my friend Dave, when he quit drinking, he stayed funny.

00:13:01.000 And he quit.

00:13:02.000 Just quit like that.

00:13:03.000 When I started working for him, he's like, I gotta stop.

00:13:06.000 He crashed his car under a bridge and then ran away from the car.

00:13:11.000 Oh, God.

00:13:12.000 So he's under an underpass, and he's like, that was the end of that one.

00:13:17.000 He's like, I had to let it go, bro.

00:13:20.000 But he just quit.

00:13:21.000 I think I could easily do that.

00:13:22.000 Simple, I think.

00:13:23.000 Because I think the older I get, now drinking to me...

00:13:27.000 The next day, I'm like, well, this day's ruined.

00:13:30.000 My body does not snap back like it used to.

00:13:33.000 And I think if anything, it's kind of like, yeah, why am I drinking?

00:13:36.000 Just because I'm at a show?

00:13:38.000 Because I feel like when I'm at a show, before I go on stage or something, I have to have a drink or two.

00:13:42.000 But at home, not really.

00:13:44.000 That's one of the great things about doing Sober October, is that you realize you don't really need anything.

00:13:50.000 Right.

00:13:50.000 You don't need to have a drink.

00:13:52.000 Just go have fun.

00:13:54.000 You can be completely sober and have a great time at a show.

00:13:58.000 It's funny, but alcohol and comedy, they go hand-to-hand.

00:14:03.000 There's no other performance thing that goes better with alcohol than comedy.

00:14:11.000 Yeah, because it loosens you up.

00:14:13.000 Yeah, and you're in a live setting, so it's exciting.

00:14:17.000 It's always the other people laughing around you.

00:14:19.000 You're getting a little tipsy.

00:14:21.000 Is there anything else that will loosen you up?

00:14:23.000 Maybe we just start eating turkey before we go on stage?

00:14:26.000 That's not real.

00:14:28.000 That's not real.

00:14:29.000 Do you remember that place in Toronto where the whole crowd was high?

00:14:35.000 Yeah, Puff Mama's place. 0.91

00:14:37.000 The underground.

00:14:38.000 Comedy Underground or whatever.

00:14:39.000 So you go on stage and there's no air in the room.

00:14:43.000 You're just breathing weed smoke.

00:14:46.000 Breathing in and breathing out weed smoke.

00:14:48.000 I can't tell you how high you get in that room. 0.99

00:14:52.000 It's so ridiculous. 0.97

00:14:54.000 They have bongs on people's tables. 0.97

00:14:56.000 They call it greening out.

00:14:58.000 Doug Benson greened out.

00:15:00.000 He passed out because of that.

00:15:02.000 And Tony Hinchcliffe ran off stage and had to take off his shirt and sit outside on the curb in the middle of winter.

00:15:13.000 That's the place where I did that video with the Iron Sheik. 0.96

00:15:15.000 Oh, that's right.

00:15:16.000 Yeah, the Iron Sheik was in the crowd.

00:15:18.000 That's crazy that he was there.

00:15:19.000 Yeah, that was fun.

00:15:21.000 If you wanted to choose, though, between alcohol and a weed crowd...

00:15:26.000 Oh, God.

00:15:27.000 I'm going to go with alcohol.

00:15:28.000 Alcohol crowd.

00:15:29.000 Alcohol crowd for the win, right?

00:15:31.000 Yeah, because the weed crowd would just be staring at you and getting lost.

00:15:34.000 Getting super scared.

00:15:35.000 Yeah.

00:15:36.000 He's making jokes about me.

00:15:39.000 Yeah.

00:15:40.000 But the alcohol crowd sucked, too, especially bar alcohol crowds where people are just rowdy and...

00:15:46.000 Yeah, sometimes people get out of hand.

00:15:48.000 But that's just part of being a person.

00:15:50.000 You know?

00:15:51.000 People get out of hand.

00:15:53.000 Some people just not that good with alcohol.

00:15:55.000 It's weird that that's a genetic thing for some folks.

00:15:59.000 You know, people of different ancestral origins, different parts of the world, it's interesting how they handle alcohol differently. 0.95

00:16:09.000 Like, people from Russia can fucking handle some alcohol, right? 0.97

00:16:14.000 Like notorious for it. 1.00

00:16:15.000 There's like certain Irish can handle some fucking alcohol, right? 0.98

00:16:20.000 But there's some some ethnicities that have a difficult issue with it because they don't have like a long history of exposure to it in their past. 0.95

00:16:29.000 Yeah, it's also how much you, like, when did you start? 0.78

00:16:32.000 Like, Bert Kreischer, I mean, that dude should be dead, you know? 0.99

00:16:36.000 Should be dead. 0.99

00:16:36.000 And he just has been drinking so long for so much every day. 0.99

00:16:41.000 I think it's just like his body just, ah, I need this to survive.

00:16:45.000 I wonder what's a good historical account of the effects of alcohol on Native American tribes.

00:16:52.000 There must have been some documentation of that, because I don't think it's wrong.

00:16:58.000 I think it's one of those things that everybody kind of knows, that when the settlers were making their way across the country and they introduced Native Americans to alcohol, they didn't have something like that before, and they did not handle it well.

00:17:10.000 And I always wonder, like, if that's a genetic thing.

00:17:13.000 That is, right?

00:17:14.000 Is that what they think?

00:17:16.000 Like, your ancestors had a history of drinking alcohol, so you're more predisposed to be able to handle it, right?

00:17:26.000 Right, and that would make sense why a lot of people from the Midwest can drink more, you know, because everyone has that Native American in them, right, 10%?

00:17:34.000 Bro, no, but I think it would be worse.

00:17:36.000 No, the thing would be saying that if you had Native American, you don't have a history of alcohol.

00:17:41.000 Oh, you're saying the opposite of that.

00:17:43.000 The opposite of that.

00:17:43.000 Okay.

00:17:44.000 Like, whatever Shane Gillis is, there's no fucking way his ancestors don't have a history of alcohol. 0.96

00:17:52.000 Does he have Florida in him? 0.97

00:17:57.000 Milwaukee?

00:17:57.000 Florida's almost its own country, let's be real.

00:18:00.000 If shit gets weird, Florida could be its own country. 0.99

00:18:03.000 It could be the wildest country. 0.99

00:18:06.000 It'd just be all Leonard Skinner's songs.

00:18:08.000 Little detailed genetic research has been done on this topic, but it has been shown that alcoholism tends to run in families with a possible involvement of differences in alcohol metabolism.

00:18:18.000 And the genotype of the alcohol metabolizing enzymes, I can't say those real fast, which may be more prevalent in Native Americans than other ethnic groups, which is why that has been discussed that way, according to this.

00:18:32.000 But they're not sure that a propensity for alcoholism is transmitted genetically?

00:18:40.000 So, I mean, it says here even that there's a couple myths about that that aren't proven.

00:18:46.000 If I scroll up on this article, it does show there are a disproportionate number of deaths in alcoholism, but there could be other reasons for that.

00:18:56.000 Because it's always been a stereotype, right?

00:19:00.000 Yeah.

00:19:01.000 Yeah, it's always been a stereotype.

00:19:03.000 You've got to always wonder where those come from when it comes to that.

00:19:08.000 I feel like I can handle my alcohol pretty well.

00:19:10.000 At least I can drink it.

00:19:12.000 I can non-stop drink it all night and not get to the point where I'm sick or puking or anything like that.

00:19:19.000 Is that good?

00:19:20.000 No, it's not good.

00:19:22.000 It's not good.

00:19:23.000 But I think it's because I just drank.

00:19:27.000 My parents always put chili in the beer growing up.

00:19:30.000 Chili in the beer? 0.75

00:19:31.000 Beer in the chili.

00:19:33.000 They did?

00:19:34.000 Yeah.

00:19:34.000 As a kid...

00:19:36.000 My dad would always go, hey, son, you want some beer in your chili?

00:19:38.000 And he'd take his old Milwaukee or whatever and just pour something. 1.00

00:19:41.000 What the fuck? 0.99

00:19:41.000 Yeah, that was, I think, an Ohio thing. 0.99

00:19:43.000 How old were you?

00:19:45.000 Ten.

00:19:45.000 Oh, my God, you were getting hammered at ten.

00:19:47.000 Chili. 0.96

00:19:48.000 I just typed it in.

00:19:49.000 Best beer chili.

00:19:49.000 Yeah, that's a thing.

00:19:50.000 Yeah.

00:19:51.000 Oh. 0.96

00:19:51.000 And it was literally the shitty, my dad drank shitty beer and just poured it right in my chili. 0.96

00:19:57.000 And I always thought everybody did. 0.98

00:19:58.000 Dude, some shitty beers are nice sometimes. 0.90

00:20:01.000 The Pabst Blue Ribbon, that's nice sometimes. 0.97

00:20:04.000 Sometimes, that's what you want.

00:20:05.000 It's cold.

00:20:06.000 It's a very specific taste.

00:20:08.000 It's like, look, I get it if you're into IPAs and those real weedy beers.

00:20:14.000 Those are interesting.

00:20:15.000 I'll admit, they're interesting.

00:20:17.000 But also... 0.99

00:20:19.000 Like a fucking Pabst Blue Ribbon. 1.00

00:20:21.000 Every now and then. 1.00

00:20:22.000 Oh yeah.

00:20:22.000 Cold, you know?

00:20:23.000 Hell yeah. 0.98

00:20:23.000 I wish we had one right now, just a shitty, cheap beer. 0.98

00:20:26.000 Maybe you're eating crabs. 0.97

00:20:27.000 Frosted glass.

00:20:28.000 If you're eating crabs or something like that, a nice cold Pabst Blue Ribbon.

00:20:31.000 Hell yeah. 0.99

00:20:32.000 That would hit the fucking spot. 0.99

00:20:33.000 I don't really drink beer anymore. 0.99

00:20:35.000 No?

00:20:36.000 Do you still drink beer?

00:20:37.000 I stop drinking.

00:20:37.000 I do occasionally.

00:20:39.000 But you know, I'm trying to avoid as many things that are like, that have wheat in them.

00:20:45.000 Gluten stuff.

00:20:46.000 Yeah.

00:20:47.000 I just don't think my body reacts to that stuff very well.

00:20:50.000 It's a big slowdown in my system when I eat bread or when I eat pasta.

00:20:56.000 And I still love it. 0.94

00:20:58.000 I fucking love it all. 0.75

00:20:59.000 I love pizza. 0.97

00:21:00.000 I love it.

00:21:01.000 But my body does not react well to it.

00:21:05.000 Have you got a gluten test before?

00:21:07.000 No.

00:21:08.000 No, I'm just going by my own, just how it feels for me. 0.97

00:21:11.000 I think everybody's fucking different, you know, and I think this one-size-fits-all approach to what you eat is crazy.

00:21:17.000 For me, it seems like my body feels at its best when I eat mostly meat and fruit. 0.98

00:21:23.000 So that's what I eat. 0.99

00:21:26.000 I don't fuck around. 1.00

00:21:27.000 Because when I do fuck around, I always feel like shit. 1.00

00:21:30.000 I agree with that. 1.00

00:21:31.000 Meat is mostly what I eat, but I eat burgers.

00:21:36.000 I'm addicted to burgers.

00:21:38.000 But you get them on the bun.

00:21:40.000 Yeah.

00:21:40.000 That's the problem.

00:21:41.000 It's more delicious on the bun.

00:21:43.000 It's more delicious. 0.97

00:21:44.000 And In-N-Out with the lettuce wrap is pretty fucking good. 0.97

00:21:47.000 That is good. 0.97

00:21:48.000 You have to get the double dough.

00:21:49.000 It's not as good as with the bun.

00:21:51.000 Right.

00:21:51.000 The bun makes it better.

00:21:53.000 The whole thing makes it better.

00:21:55.000 Also, there's like, I'm eating bread, yeah!

00:22:01.000 Bread used to just be food. 0.99

00:22:03.000 When the fuck did bread become bad for you? 1.00

00:22:06.000 Evil shit. 1.00

00:22:07.000 You know, there's the conspiracy theory that it's glyphosate that's fucking people up. 1.00

00:22:13.000 That it's not...

00:22:16.000 See what that is all about.

00:22:19.000 Because I've heard people talk about that.

00:22:21.000 What is it?

00:22:22.000 I think Robert Kennedy Jr. was talking about that.

00:22:25.000 He was talking about glyphosate.

00:22:27.000 Glyphosate is Roundup.

00:22:29.000 Roundup is that stuff that they spray.

00:22:31.000 Wow.

00:22:31.000 Yeah.

00:22:32.000 No, that can't be true.

00:22:33.000 The stuff's super bad for you, right?

00:22:35.000 There's no way there's Roundup.

00:22:36.000 But hold on.

00:22:38.000 If they use it on these plants...

00:22:41.000 Where does it go?

00:22:43.000 Do they wash it off?

00:22:44.000 What kind of residual effect does that stuff have on the food you eat?

00:22:50.000 Or plastics.

00:22:52.000 Could you imagine if that was what was going on?

00:22:54.000 And that's why, like, European people don't look like us?

00:22:57.000 Oh, yeah.

00:22:58.000 More than half the products... 1.00

00:23:00.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

00:23:01.000 Wow. 0.99

00:23:01.000 More than half the products tested had detectable levels of glyphosate above 10 parts per billion. 0.99

00:23:08.000 45 out of 86 products contained detectable levels of glyphosate.

00:23:13.000 Ranges were from 12 parts per billion It's crazy. 0.98

00:23:27.000 Damn, they got you perfect. 0.99

00:23:29.000 That was nice. 0.99

00:23:30.000 The pop-up was...

00:23:32.000 The timed pop-ups.

00:23:35.000 So, yeah, so...

00:23:37.000 There's glyphosate in foods.

00:23:39.000 It gets trace amounts of glyphosate.

00:23:41.000 That's insane.

00:23:42.000 Glyphosate in popular bread, oats, legumes, protein powders, and bars, 2022. Holy shit. 0.99

00:23:49.000 That's everything you have. 1.00

00:23:51.000 You have the protein powers?

00:23:53.000 Dude.

00:23:54.000 All that stuff.

00:23:55.000 How wild is that?

00:23:56.000 Because it's like, it's a really common chemical that's used, and it's really bad for you.

00:24:02.000 And if that's it, I mean, that, I don't know, I mean, is there a kind of organic wheat that you know is 100% glyphosate free?

00:24:12.000 And if you ate that, would you feel different?

00:24:16.000 I bet there is.

00:24:17.000 Or are these trace amounts of glyphosate that aren't really affecting you?

00:24:22.000 Like, I wish I knew.

00:24:25.000 I mean, it sounds scary when they're talking about parts per billion, but I wish a scientist would go, eh, not a lot.

00:24:32.000 Right.

00:24:32.000 It's like those microplastics.

00:24:34.000 When I start reading about microplastics and stuff like that, I start freaking out.

00:24:37.000 Do you know how much we eat every week?

00:24:39.000 Yeah, it's nuts.

00:24:40.000 It's a credit card.

00:24:41.000 Yeah.

00:24:42.000 We eat a credit card.

00:24:43.000 That's craziness.

00:24:43.000 I wish I could remember.

00:24:45.000 I read someone said that it's not a misinterpretation, but that's like the highest end it could be is a credit card.

00:24:53.000 I think when they read into it.

00:24:54.000 So like somebody who eats microwaves.

00:24:55.000 And even like the way they got that number was like studying clams or something like that and then did a math problem.

00:25:02.000 I can't think of the word right now.

00:25:04.000 To figure out what it would be like in humans if it was the same size.

00:25:07.000 Oh.

00:25:08.000 That's how they got that number. 0.98

00:25:09.000 So there's a little fuckery involved. 0.98

00:25:10.000 There's a little. 0.98

00:25:11.000 But there is some. 0.99

00:25:13.000 A wee bit of fuckery. 0.97

00:25:15.000 It's not untrue, but it seemed like there was a little bit of it. 0.97

00:25:17.000 Okay.

00:25:19.000 Well, credit card seems like a lot. 0.99

00:25:21.000 And how much stays in your body and how much do you shit out? 0.99

00:25:25.000 Right. 1.00

00:25:25.000 I bet you'd shit a lot of it out. 1.00

00:25:28.000 What? 0.99

00:25:29.000 Like 99.9% probably.

00:25:32.000 But what if you don't?

00:25:33.000 Yeah.

00:25:34.000 You know?

00:25:36.000 Plastics and stuff in your body.

00:25:38.000 See, here's like the article.

00:25:40.000 But like, for weirdly, it starts off saying, globally, we are ingesting an average of five grams.

00:25:45.000 So it's an average, too.

00:25:48.000 And the weird is globally.

00:25:49.000 Right, globally.

00:25:51.000 Like, maybe some parts of the world are higher.

00:25:53.000 Yeah, like us.

00:25:54.000 I think we'd be pretty high. 0.99

00:25:55.000 If you're getting it from microwaving food with plastic on it, we gotta be high as fuck. 0.99

00:26:00.000 We've been doing that for a long time. 0.98

00:26:03.000 And plastic forks, and there's little plastic containers, your food comes in, the to-go boxes.

00:26:08.000 There's always little pieces of plastic somewhere, I guarantee you.

00:26:11.000 Even this article says it's just Australians.

00:26:13.000 It says Australians ingest a credit card, not everyone.

00:26:16.000 Well, is that an article from Australia?

00:26:18.000 Well, an Australian analysis says that.

00:26:21.000 Interesting.

00:26:22.000 Can you really trust this Australian analysis?

00:26:25.000 Can't anymore.

00:26:30.000 Yeah, I'm worried though.

00:26:32.000 Well, I'm worried also because I had that Dr. Shanna Swan lady on the podcast who talked about what plastics and these chemicals like phthalates are doing to the reproductive systems of people.

00:26:46.000 Did you ever hear about that?

00:26:47.000 Yeah.

00:26:48.000 I think I heard about it from...

00:26:51.000 She's got this book called Countdown, and it's all about what plastics are doing to people's reproductive systems.

00:26:58.000 Right. 0.99

00:26:58.000 Yeah, my girlfriend is obsessed with all that shit, and she thinks we're dying from it. 0.99

00:27:04.000 Well, we're changing. 1.00

00:27:05.000 We're changing.

00:27:06.000 The problem is it's dropped men's sperm counts 50% lower than they were in the 1950s.

00:27:16.000 Women have more miscarriages. 1.00

00:27:18.000 And men's taints are shrinking.

00:27:21.000 That's a good thing.

00:27:23.000 No, no, no. 1.00

00:27:24.000 I want my asshole right next to my dick. 1.00

00:27:30.000 Masturbate and you just put your finger in there. 1.00

00:27:33.000 Pick it up like a bowling ball.

00:27:38.000 That's bad because the closer the taints are, it's the more feminizing of the male.

00:27:44.000 This is what it is like in mammals, and I'll probably fuck this up, my apologies in advance.

00:27:48.000 In mammals, male taints are between 50 and 100% larger than the females.

00:27:55.000 So that's one of the best ways that they detect whether or not a mammal, like a puppy, is a boy or a girl.

00:28:02.000 The taint is bigger.

00:28:04.000 But in men, over the last X amount of years, they've been shrinking. 0.97

00:28:09.000 They've been shrinking steadily, which is an indication of penis sizes are shrinking, testicles are shrinking, sperm counts dropping like 50% lower. 0.50

00:28:18.000 And at the same time, this is the introduction of petrochemical products, like plastics and stuff like that. 0.63

00:28:24.000 Eating out of plastic bottles, drinking out of plastic bottles, eating out of plastic plates.

00:28:29.000 All this stuff has entered into the bloodstreams and they've found in studies in mammals that when they introduce these phthalates to mammals their offspring are affected.

00:28:41.000 The reproductive systems are affected. 1.00

00:28:44.000 It's wild shit, dude. 0.99

00:28:47.000 Because it's like we're doing something weird to the human organism. 1.00

00:28:52.000 And we're doing it through plastics, and we're just now finding out about it.

00:28:56.000 Like, we're only finding out about this over the last...

00:28:58.000 I think...

00:28:59.000 We talked about this, but I always forget.

00:29:01.000 I want to say it's like 2015, right?

00:29:04.000 It was not that long ago that they discovered this.

00:29:08.000 Nuts.

00:29:08.000 So she wrote this whole book about it and she's a really funny lady too.

00:29:12.000 She's got like a thing on her Instagram called the jizz quiz. 0.77

00:29:16.000 And it's all about, you know, like a quiz on like how much men's sperm counts have dropped over the last 50 years.

00:29:23.000 And it's like, whew.

00:29:25.000 So weird.

00:29:26.000 It's wild.

00:29:27.000 Because it's just, it's unavoidable.

00:29:30.000 Like, we're just accustomed to consuming a certain amount of plastics and having plastic chemicals in our body.

00:29:39.000 How's the connection of that, though?

00:29:41.000 Could it be something else?

00:29:43.000 Like, you know...

00:29:44.000 They're really sure that phthalates do that.

00:29:47.000 And phthalates are some of the chemicals that you get from plastics.

00:29:51.000 I think some pesticides affect the body in a similar way. 0.99

00:29:55.000 There's a lot of shit that we encounter that fucks with reproductive systems. 1.00

00:30:00.000 So when they did it with animal studies, when they did it, it showed that the males all came out more feminine and with smaller taints and the whole deal. 0.99

00:30:12.000 And it's all about what kind of chemicals the mother has in her body when she conceives. 1.00

00:30:19.000 It's wild stuff, man, because the implications are if we don't stop using them, we're going to change the species over plastic.

00:30:30.000 It'll change what it means to be a male human. 0.62

00:30:35.000 Because it won't be like a male human used to be before plastics.

00:30:39.000 It's crazy.

00:30:42.000 Imagine if it's unavoidable.

00:30:44.000 You can't get it out of humans.

00:30:46.000 And it's just going to keep feminizing males and turning their taints into smaller and smaller little patches of land. 1.00

00:30:54.000 Well, then finally, it doesn't matter, you know, we could have guys and girls play the same sports together, right?

00:31:00.000 One day.

00:31:01.000 One day.

00:31:02.000 One day.

00:31:03.000 Maybe that's where we're headed.

00:31:04.000 Yeah, maybe it's already started.

00:31:05.000 Well, maybe that's what this obsession with gender thing is about. 1.00

00:31:08.000 Maybe this is all like a natural process that turns us into that look, that alien look, you know, with genderless... 0.99

00:31:15.000 Big giant heads and spindly bodies and you can read minds.

00:31:20.000 I bet that's exactly what's happening. 1.00

00:31:23.000 I know that sounds stupid. 0.99

00:31:24.000 I really do. 1.00

00:31:25.000 I know it sounds stupid. 0.98

00:31:27.000 But maybe that's what's happening. 1.00

00:31:31.000 Can you imagine if that's really what the fucking deal is? 0.97

00:31:34.000 That it's just, this is how the animal evolves. 0.98

00:31:38.000 Like, the only way we're gonna get past, like, all the horrible things we do, like war and murder and rape and torture and thievery and deception, all the things that humans do that's awful.

00:31:52.000 It's all tied to these monkey instincts we have.

00:31:55.000 It's all tied to being an ancient primate species that has evolved to this point.

00:32:01.000 The things that are holding us back are all these biological needs. 0.98

00:32:05.000 You know, the need for food, the greed, and fucking envy, and rage. 0.97

00:32:11.000 Those are all emotions. 0.99

00:32:12.000 If we could just get rid of those, that would be nice.

00:32:16.000 Now you see super genius people that are not very emotional.

00:32:19.000 What if that is like a move towards a new kind of human being?

00:32:26.000 What if all this stuff is a move towards a new type of- and then while this is all happening, they inject technology into your body.

00:32:32.000 There's a neural link or something along those lines. 0.98

00:32:37.000 And you can fucking move things with your mind now. 0.97

00:32:39.000 You don't even need arms. 0.99

00:32:43.000 That's probably where we're going.

00:32:45.000 It's probably not that far away either, like 100 years, 200 years.

00:32:50.000 I'm more concerned about that artificial intelligence, that Google guy that quit or got fired.

00:32:56.000 Have you heard about this?

00:32:58.000 Yes.

00:32:58.000 Oh, you already talked about it.

00:32:59.000 Yes.

00:33:00.000 No, I talked about it with a guy who understands these things yesterday, Mark Andreessen. 0.96

00:33:07.000 It's really interesting because I'm too dumb to really know.

00:33:10.000 I mean, I'm not very informed about like how these things work, what these programs work. 0.91

00:33:15.000 But what he was saying that made a lot of sense, he goes, this thing is using Google and it's literally using like all of the interactions with human beings and it knows responses to like a fucking insane number of questions.

00:33:33.000 So it can use this program to communicate with you.

00:33:38.000 And if you ask it to convince you that it's alive, it can figure out how to get the words together.

00:33:44.000 But if you asked it to convince you that it's not alive, it would also figure out a way to form that.

00:33:51.000 But that alone is like what a human can do.

00:33:54.000 It could either, you know, act or...

00:33:56.000 That's the problem.

00:33:57.000 The problem is I think we're waiting for like an energy that propels it, like a soul, right?

00:34:04.000 Because if it already has all of...

00:34:07.000 Like most people's lives, You're interacting with people, you're learning from these interactions, you read about things that inspire you to be better, maybe you watch a documentary about someone that's really cool and inspires you to be better,

00:34:22.000 and you're learning about what it means to be a person.

00:34:25.000 Well, if they can just do that and just download it off the internet instantaneously and become infinitely smarter than you'll ever be, the only thing that's missing is like a soul, like a thing that makes them act. 0.99

00:34:37.000 That's why they're going to find out mixing technology with that and like a frog or something that has a soul, something that's stupid.

00:34:44.000 Well, that frog probably has a soul, but we can use that soul, upgrade the soul, put it into a robot. 0.98

00:34:51.000 Oh my God, imagine if they start extracting souls.

00:34:54.000 Yeah, from frogs.

00:34:56.000 Look at this.

00:34:57.000 Google engineer Blake, how do you say that?

00:35:01.000 LeMoyne?

00:35:02.000 LeMoyne is a priest and Christian mystic.

00:35:06.000 Well, now I believe him more.

00:35:08.000 All of his claims about sentience, personhood, and rights, Blake LeMoyne wrote on Twitter on Saturday, are rooted in religious convictions as a priest.

00:35:19.000 His arguments, therefore, pre-theoretic, he says.

00:35:25.000 In a previous Medium post about the question of religious discrimination at Google, LeMoyne describes himself as a Christian mystic He also notes his sincerely held religious beliefs in God,

00:35:40.000 Jesus, and the Holy Spirit.

00:35:43.000 That sounds like a guy who's done mushrooms.

00:35:46.000 Right?

00:35:46.000 That's what it sounds like.

00:35:48.000 Probably has.

00:35:49.000 Probably micro doses.

00:35:50.000 Why does that work?

00:35:51.000 Definitely.

00:35:51.000 He's a Christian mysticism as a sense of some form of contact with a divine or transcendent.

00:35:57.000 A union with God is not so much a doctrine as a method of thought.

00:36:03.000 Okay.

00:36:05.000 Why is that so weird?

00:36:06.000 I mean, that's just as weird as all of the religions. 0.56

00:36:08.000 That's just as weird as being a Mormon. 0.99

00:36:10.000 I don't give a fuck. 0.99

00:36:11.000 Whatever makes you happy, you know? 0.99

00:36:13.000 But if he's right, he's working with What does it say?

00:36:19.000 Jamie keeps coming with the facts.

00:36:21.000 He became ordained as a Christian priest and served in the U.S. Army before studying the occult and is an outlier at Google for being religious from the South and standing up for psychology as a respectable science.

00:36:40.000 What does that mean?

00:36:41.000 That was according to the Washington Post's write-up about him.

00:36:47.000 But what does that mean?

00:36:48.000 What does that mean for standing up for psychology as a respectable science?

00:36:53.000 What does that have to do with anything?

00:36:54.000 I think it's saying he's labeled an outlier at Google for that reason, which is in quotes, and that might be what he said.

00:37:00.000 It's not saying who said that quote.

00:37:02.000 But isn't it a weird quote?

00:37:03.000 Because they're saying he's an outlier, but then they're...

00:37:05.000 Listen to the quote.

00:37:06.000 For being religious from the South and standing up for psychology as a respectable science.

00:37:12.000 Yeah, what's that even mean?

00:37:13.000 What does that mean?

00:37:14.000 What does that have to do with him coming out about AI? Does that have anything to do with it?

00:37:20.000 They're attacking his beliefs.

00:37:21.000 Well, it's a weird...

00:37:23.000 Well, I guess they're saying that someone...

00:37:27.000 So that's his quotes.

00:37:28.000 That's what they're saying.

00:37:29.000 That he was saying that he was standing up for psychology as a respectable science. 0.94

00:37:34.000 But what the fuck does that have to do with AI? Am I missing something? 0.96

00:37:40.000 It was in his capacity as a priest, therefore not a scientist, that he concluded that LAMDA was a sentient being.

00:37:48.000 He said, I know a person when I talk to it.

00:37:50.000 Oh, LeMoyne told the Post.

00:37:52.000 It doesn't matter whether they have a brain made of meat in their head or if they have a billion lines of code.

00:37:58.000 I talk to them and I hear what they have to say.

00:38:00.000 And that is how I decide what is and isn't a person.

00:38:04.000 Oh my God!

00:38:04.000 So yeah, he's just a religious nut that thinks it's alive.

00:38:08.000 You know, he got tricked.

00:38:11.000 But what does it mean to be alive, right?

00:38:14.000 We have so much value we place on something being alive.

00:38:19.000 Yeah.

00:38:20.000 Isn't that interesting? 0.97

00:38:22.000 I mean, it's fucking interesting. 0.98

00:38:24.000 It's the soul thing, though. 0.98

00:38:25.000 The soul thing is wild.

00:38:29.000 And if you think about it, I think any living creature, bugs, mice, rats, frogs, all have souls.

00:38:36.000 Yeah.

00:38:37.000 Do they think that, though?

00:38:39.000 Like, when people are really nutty with the soul thing, do they think crickets have souls?

00:38:43.000 I think so.

00:38:44.000 I think any living thing has a soul.

00:38:46.000 Even trees.

00:38:46.000 Do you kill crickets?

00:38:48.000 I don't try to, but I don't give a shit if I do. 0.99

00:38:51.000 I always try not to kill him. 0.99

00:38:52.000 Crickets?

00:38:53.000 It's the only bug that's in my house that doesn't get whooped.

00:38:56.000 Right?

00:38:57.000 If you catch a roach in your house, he's dead, right?

00:38:59.000 Yeah.

00:38:59.000 100%.

00:39:00.000 Yeah.

00:39:00.000 Spider, most likely dead.

00:39:02.000 Flies.

00:39:02.000 I've been bitten by spiders.

00:39:03.000 Fuck flies. 1.00

00:39:04.000 Fuck all flies. 1.00

00:39:04.000 I hate all flies. 1.00

00:39:05.000 Flies can eat shit, right? 1.00

00:39:06.000 They all die. 1.00

00:39:07.000 Ants die. 1.00

00:39:08.000 Fuck ants die. 1.00

00:39:08.000 Everybody dies. 1.00

00:39:09.000 But crickets, you gotta catch them and throw them outside.

00:39:12.000 Why?

00:39:13.000 I don't know, man.

00:39:13.000 That is kind of weird.

00:39:14.000 Why?

00:39:15.000 I don't know, man.

00:39:16.000 Don't you feel like that, though?

00:39:17.000 I don't know.

00:39:18.000 I have no animosity towards crickets.

00:39:21.000 Locusts?

00:39:22.000 I feel bad for them.

00:39:23.000 I want to get them outside.

00:39:24.000 That's how I feel about those little June bugs or whatever.

00:39:26.000 I feel like they're special-need bugs because they're always flying around and falling on the ground.

00:39:30.000 What about the little clear ones that are creepy as all hell?

00:39:32.000 I think there's bugs that choose to be invaders.

00:39:35.000 And then there's bugs that accidentally get in your house.

00:39:38.000 And a cricket kind of accidentally gets in your house.

00:39:41.000 Grasshoppers, too?

00:39:42.000 Yeah, they accidentally get in your house.

00:39:43.000 I let them go, too. 1.00

00:39:45.000 But the ones that are trying to live in your house can eat shit. 1.00

00:39:48.000 Fuck off! 1.00

00:39:49.000 Crickets are like food for lizards and chameleon. 1.00

00:39:52.000 You know what I mean?

00:39:54.000 Yeah.

00:39:55.000 Yeah, I mean, that's how their life is.

00:39:58.000 They're everywhere.

00:39:58.000 Yeah, I don't want them to go everywhere.

00:40:00.000 The thing about grasshoppers, this is one of the things I found out when I was reading about locusts.

00:40:07.000 Do you know grasshoppers and locusts are kind of the same thing?

00:40:10.000 And that a locust is like a transition, like the grasshopper will become a locust.

00:40:16.000 I think it's a population thing with a temperature thing.

00:40:20.000 It's like when you let a hog out, it becomes feral.

00:40:23.000 Is that what it is?

00:40:24.000 It's probably not exactly the same thing, no, but it's kind of like it.

00:40:27.000 See, what it says is, like, what makes a grasshopper become a locust?

00:40:32.000 Because there's a thing that happens, and they kind of transform. 0.88

00:40:37.000 I hope I'm not fucking this up.

00:40:38.000 But I'm pretty sure that, like, those old...

00:40:43.000 You know, Little House on the Prairie days when they have, like, locust storms.

00:40:46.000 I think those are just grasshoppers.

00:40:48.000 Really?

00:40:49.000 Yeah.

00:40:50.000 I just think that something happens to them.

00:40:52.000 Locusts are grasshoppers.

00:40:54.000 Aha! 0.94

00:40:55.000 That develop gregarious characteristics.

00:40:59.000 Gregarious?

00:41:00.000 What does that mean?

00:41:03.000 I can define that word real quick.

00:41:07.000 Gregarious sounds like polite conversation.

00:41:10.000 What is that word?

00:41:11.000 He's gregarious.

00:41:13.000 Right?

00:41:13.000 Doesn't it sound like?

00:41:14.000 Oh, he's gregarious in conversation.

00:41:18.000 Sociable?

00:41:18.000 Yeah, fond of company, sociable.

00:41:20.000 Living in flocks.

00:41:21.000 So it's just a grasshopper that talks a lot?

00:41:24.000 So they're real social.

00:41:26.000 Locusts are grasshoppers that are developing social characteristics?

00:41:30.000 They morph into locusts, yeah. 0.70

00:41:32.000 Okay.

00:41:33.000 So often they thrive in environmental conditions that allow them to form into organized groups.

00:41:38.000 And these conditions include thick vegetation growth after droughts.

00:41:42.000 In such conditions, locusts reproduce at a fast rate and move into large swarms.

00:41:46.000 While making stops at any patch of greenery they'll come across.

00:41:50.000 Since they cover long distances in a short time, locusts often cause extensive damage to crops.

00:41:57.000 Oh, wow.

00:41:58.000 Yeah, and grasshoppers rarely group up like that or swarm.

00:42:01.000 So when they group up like that, that's when they get crazy.

00:42:05.000 Change color.

00:42:06.000 Wow!

00:42:08.000 They change color.

00:42:11.000 It says these insects typically come in a dark yellow, brown or green, but their color pattern can change when they enter the migratory or swarming phase.

00:42:22.000 Adult locusts are distinguished from females By the shape of the abdomens, in male locusts, the tip of the abdomen is rounded because of the subgenital plate that conceals the reproductive organs, and females, the tip of the eye... 0.96

00:42:37.000 What color did they become?

00:42:39.000 Dark yellow.

00:42:41.000 But they change when they enter into the swarming phase.

00:42:49.000 This is a solitary female, which I'd imagine would be a grasshopper, could lay 180 eggs while the gregarious one only does 80. Huh. 0.90

00:42:58.000 And it happens from their serotonin.

00:43:02.000 Whoa.

00:43:03.000 Just like grasshoppers, locusts are herbivores, therefore they cause severe crop damage when they invade a field of crop.

00:43:10.000 Locusts tend to move in large groups to fly over long distances during their gregarious phase.

00:43:18.000 Insect physiologists establish that serotonin, a brain chemical, transforms solitary locusts into swarming insects.

00:43:25.000 So really it's like they get happy, they get a little happy drug, and they go into a swarming phase.

00:43:31.000 It makes you wonder what we're doing, giving people all these kind of wacky brain chemicals, experimenting with what makes you feel better.

00:43:42.000 What makes you feel better, Brian?

00:43:43.000 Does this make you feel better, Brian?

00:43:45.000 Try this one.

00:43:46.000 That one makes you feel sad?

00:43:47.000 Try this one.

00:43:48.000 That one makes me feel great.

00:43:50.000 Everything is great.

00:43:52.000 It's great.

00:43:53.000 Oh, we got it.

00:43:54.000 I think we got the one.

00:43:55.000 I think we got the right mixture for you. 1.00

00:43:58.000 Fuck that. 1.00

00:43:59.000 Non-spoiler alert, watch Spider-Head if that sounds interesting to you. 1.00

00:44:03.000 What is Spider-Head?

00:44:04.000 A new movie on Netflix.

00:44:05.000 Yeah?

00:44:05.000 Who's in it?

00:44:06.000 Thor and Miles Teller from Top Gun.

00:44:09.000 He's always gonna be Thor.

00:44:10.000 Forever.

00:44:11.000 Oh god, have you seen the preview for the new Thor movie?

00:44:13.000 No.

00:44:14.000 It's like him and a woman. 0.95

00:44:15.000 It's like Lady Thor.

00:44:18.000 Why are you mad at Lady Thor?

00:44:19.000 It just seemed really cheesy, but you know what was amazing?

00:44:22.000 This is what I wanted to tell you.

00:44:23.000 I got to see Avatar 2 trailer in 3D, and it's coming out in December, but have you seen the trailer for Avatar yet?

00:44:31.000 I don't think I have.

00:44:33.000 It looks so awesome.

00:44:35.000 Yeah?

00:44:35.000 Let's see it.

00:44:35.000 Let's watch the trailer for Avatar.

00:44:37.000 I've been excited about this.

00:44:39.000 For years.

00:44:41.000 Avatar 1 was an amazing movie.

00:44:44.000 And it was so visually stunning.

00:44:47.000 There was so much going on with it.

00:44:49.000 The 3D was insane on it.

00:44:51.000 And I got to see it in XD. Have you done one of those theaters where the whole chair moves and flies around?

00:44:57.000 What if you're holding a drink?

00:44:58.000 Yeah, you just gotta deal with that.

00:45:01.000 It's kind of scary, though.

00:45:04.000 There's jump scares, you're like, oh my god!

00:45:06.000 Because it feels like somebody just pounded on your back.

00:45:09.000 It's almost too much.

00:45:10.000 No, I've never been to one of those.

00:45:12.000 Highly recommend.

00:45:19.000 Wow, it's different when you don't sit in 3D, though.

00:45:22.000 Still looks dope.

00:45:25.000 You ever do that ride at Disneyland?

00:45:27.000 Or Disney World, rather?

00:45:28.000 Uh, no.

00:45:29.000 I haven't been back to Disney in a long time.

00:45:31.000 Dude, Disney World has two Avatar rides.

00:45:35.000 One of them is called Flights of Passage.

00:45:38.000 Yeah.

00:45:39.000 And it's a HD thing that you put on these goggles and you sit on a motorcycle-looking thing.

00:45:43.000 It's one of these dragons.

00:45:45.000 It looks like a motorcycle. 0.98

00:45:46.000 And then the goggles pop on and then it brings you into this virtual reality world where you're flying on a fucking dragon in the Avatar world. 0.98

00:45:55.000 It's amazing. 0.99

00:45:56.000 I mean, it's fucking amazing. 0.98

00:46:02.000 Yeah, I can't wait. 0.95

00:46:04.000 It's been a long time.

00:46:05.000 This movie's been in the works, what, for like 10 years?

00:46:09.000 Dude, this movie was so good it made gigantic blue ladies with huge cat eyes hot. 1.00

00:46:15.000 Yeah. 0.95

00:46:16.000 Yeah, I've watched a few of those fake porn, too, with the Avatar girl on it. 0.91

00:46:19.000 Oh, they must have those. 0.96

00:46:21.000 Oh, yeah, they do.

00:46:21.000 I've seen it.

00:46:22.000 I knew it.

00:46:23.000 This looks wild.

00:46:25.000 This family.

00:46:26.000 This came out like when the podcast started.

00:46:28.000 Yeah.

00:46:29.000 Yeah.

00:46:30.000 Christmas of 2009. Yeah, this is...

00:46:32.000 So I think they filmed a bunch of them back to back, right?

00:46:35.000 Yeah, I think there's two at least. 0.98

00:46:39.000 God damn, this looks good. 0.99

00:46:42.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:46:44.000 Isn't it interesting?

00:46:46.000 Every now and then, with that movie, someone can create something that, as a movie, is so visually stunning and so unique that you could have a hundred movies branch off of Avatar,

00:47:02.000 just like Star Wars.

00:47:03.000 How many Star Wars movies have there been? 0.98

00:47:06.000 It's a fucking shitload now, right? 0.83

00:47:08.000 You could 100% do that because Avatar is like such a it's such an iconic Like feeling you get when you're watching that move you try to watch it again. 0.96

00:47:16.000 You're like wow This movie is fucking great when when they're in the jungle and he almost gets jacked by that giant Rhino looking thing There's so many moments in that movie And yeah, it's like the Pocahontas story.

00:47:30.000 It is the Pocahontas story. 0.94

00:47:31.000 It's basically, right?

00:47:33.000 There's a few of those movies that have the same kind of theme.

00:47:36.000 Right.

00:47:37.000 It was Pocahontas, there was another one. 1.00

00:47:38.000 It was like, what did they compare it to?

00:47:40.000 Ferngully.

00:47:41.000 Ferngully.

00:47:42.000 Yeah.

00:47:43.000 But they did compare it to Pocahontas, right? 0.99

00:47:44.000 Yeah, it is.

00:47:45.000 Yeah.

00:47:47.000 It's, um...

00:47:48.000 Yeah, I mean, it's a classic movie. 0.99

00:47:50.000 It's fucking Dances with Wolves. 0.99

00:47:52.000 He becomes a Native American, remember? 1.00

00:47:55.000 Mm-hmm.

00:47:56.000 That's a great movie, too. 1.00

00:47:57.000 That's a fucking great movie. 1.00

00:47:59.000 Come on, son. 0.99

00:48:00.000 You ever watch Yellowstone?

00:48:02.000 No.

00:48:03.000 What's that?

00:48:04.000 That's the Kevin Costner TV show where he's got a ranch in Montana.

00:48:09.000 Yellowstone. 0.99

00:48:10.000 It's fucking great. 0.99

00:48:12.000 Really? 0.99

00:48:12.000 It's great. 0.99

00:48:13.000 I'm on season three.

00:48:15.000 Oh, it's out right now.

00:48:16.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:48:16.000 Kevin Costner.

00:48:18.000 Yeah.

00:48:18.000 Wow.

00:48:19.000 Schultz gave it the recommendation.

00:48:20.000 I was like, okay.

00:48:22.000 Alright, I trust you.

00:48:24.000 Solid.

00:48:24.000 Good show.

00:48:25.000 Did you ever watch the new Dexter?

00:48:27.000 I did not.

00:48:28.000 Is it good?

00:48:30.000 Yeah.

00:48:31.000 You wouldn't think it would be.

00:48:33.000 But it is.

00:48:33.000 Did he get jacked again?

00:48:35.000 Because he got a little skinny for a while.

00:48:37.000 He looks normal-ish.

00:48:41.000 It's very different.

00:48:42.000 I don't want to give anything away, but it actually worked, I thought.

00:48:45.000 Yeah?

00:48:46.000 Yeah.

00:48:47.000 Yeah, that's a good one.

00:48:49.000 Probably not a good show for today.

00:48:51.000 Give people ideas.

00:48:53.000 Yeah, right.

00:48:55.000 You know, having this conversation yesterday about like what contributes to a person doing bad things.

00:49:04.000 Like what contributes to mass shootings?

00:49:07.000 What contributes to gun violence?

00:49:09.000 What contributes to all other than criminals and guns?

00:49:11.000 Like what contributes?

00:49:12.000 Does video games play a part?

00:49:16.000 I don't want to say yes, but...

00:49:17.000 Okay.

00:49:18.000 Let's just wink at each other.

00:49:20.000 Do violent movies play a part?

00:49:21.000 Anything that glamourifies shooting...

00:49:24.000 Glamourifies?

00:49:24.000 Glamourifies.

00:49:25.000 Anything that glamourifies the...

00:49:27.000 I mean, I think kids, at least, you know, I hate to say it, but games, I mean, come on.

00:49:33.000 All the games are about shooting and having guns and how fun they are.

00:49:37.000 I don't want to even say that, though.

00:49:39.000 Right.

00:49:40.000 Here's the thing.

00:49:40.000 It wouldn't make you shoot somebody.

00:49:43.000 That's why we can both say that.

00:49:45.000 Right.

00:49:45.000 It wouldn't make me shoot somebody just because I saw a video game or played a video game about shooting people.

00:49:49.000 Right.

00:49:50.000 But how much of an effect does it have over people that are maybe not...

00:49:58.000 Not that well educated.

00:50:00.000 Maybe...

00:50:01.000 Bad parenting.

00:50:02.000 I think it's a lot of that.

00:50:03.000 Maybe bad neighborhood, bad everything.

00:50:04.000 And then they see that on TV all the time.

00:50:07.000 You see it in the movies all the time.

00:50:09.000 It's interesting how Hollywood...

00:50:12.000 Is like so vocal against gun violence.

00:50:16.000 Right?

00:50:17.000 Like there's so many people now that are like, we need gun control, we need gun control. 0.99

00:50:21.000 But they're making these movies where they shoot the fuck out of people. 0.95

00:50:25.000 It's so weird. 0.99

00:50:27.000 That's so weird.

00:50:28.000 Because if there's ever, if like, if ever somebody wanted to go, hey...

00:50:34.000 You guys make all these movies making this look cool.

00:50:38.000 What is the real problem?

00:50:39.000 Is the real problem people who have guns who don't do anything and are law-abiding citizens?

00:50:46.000 Or is the real problem people who make movies where it looks awesome to shoot people?

00:50:52.000 And I'm not saying they're the problem.

00:50:55.000 I don't think they are.

00:50:55.000 But that whole problem is a weird problem.

00:51:00.000 The problem of people wanting to randomly shoot people, that's not good.

00:51:05.000 That's not a sign of a healthy society.

00:51:07.000 There's a lot going on there.

00:51:10.000 We've had a lot of guns for a long time.

00:51:12.000 This stuff has been ramping up fairly recently in human history.

00:51:17.000 This is a psychological problem.

00:51:19.000 What about duels back in the day when someone would cross you and be like, I'm going to shoot you for talking bad about my family or whatever.

00:51:26.000 That's not good either.

00:51:27.000 Come on. 1.00

00:51:28.000 Talk that shit out. 1.00

00:51:29.000 Cowboys and Indians. 1.00

00:51:30.000 That started racial shootings, right? 0.72

00:51:33.000 Probably.

00:51:34.000 I don't think they...

00:51:35.000 Knew very much about what kind of effect that would have back then.

00:51:40.000 I was trying to think about the game.

00:51:43.000 If someone wanted to make the argument for games being attributable, at what level was it?

00:51:48.000 Because they haven't always been as good as they are now.

00:51:52.000 I don't think the argument is that it's all games.

00:51:54.000 I think the argument is that games play a part...

00:51:58.000 Instead of trying to pin the blame on movies, there's a lot of factors, right?

00:52:03.000 There's psychology.

00:52:06.000 There's people that grow up that are abused, and the way they're tortured when they're young, they have no empathy by the time they're a 20, 21-year-old person.

00:52:16.000 And people get raised by monsters all over the world.

00:52:20.000 I mean, it just happens.

00:52:22.000 It's got a terrible effect on people. 0.99

00:52:24.000 Then you have people that are on all kinds of drugs, all kinds of medications, all kinds of things that could fuck with your mind. 1.00

00:52:32.000 And you have people that are just psychopaths. 1.00

00:52:34.000 You have that too. 1.00

00:52:35.000 You have people with broken brains that want to do things, horrible things. 1.00

00:52:40.000 We have a sick society. 1.00

00:52:42.000 The society's sick. 0.96

00:52:43.000 I think it's like your old bit, dude.

00:52:45.000 I think people need to...

00:52:47.000 Not everyone can have kids.

00:52:49.000 You have to, like, earn, you know.

00:52:52.000 The bit was about that it shouldn't be that easy to make people.

00:52:58.000 We need to separate having sex from making a person. 0.96

00:53:02.000 Having sex should just be fun. 0.91

00:53:04.000 Let's just make it fun.

00:53:05.000 And then to make a person, it should be like one of the action movies where the president and the general have to turn the key at the exact same time to activate the nukes. 0.97

00:53:15.000 You should be fucking really sure you want to raise a kid. 0.74

00:53:19.000 Yeah, because I mean, I think that's with all everything. 0.98

00:53:22.000 I think it is mostly that family and how these kids are being up, you know, they're being stuck in front of a Nintendo or an Xbox.

00:53:30.000 Yeah.

00:53:30.000 He has a babysitter and playing Call of Duty all day.

00:53:33.000 And there's also some people are just born fucked. 1.00

00:53:36.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:53:36.000 They're just born fucked up that they're, you know, there's people that are good people and they have a kid and that kid's fucked. 1.00

00:53:44.000 It's just it's the fucking roll of the dice. 1.00

00:53:47.000 Sometimes it's a lot of things. 0.99

00:53:50.000 What makes a person be able to do, like, a mass shooting?

00:53:54.000 It's like, we have to figure out what's wrong with people.

00:53:57.000 You know, taking the weapons away.

00:54:01.000 If no one had guns, for sure, there'd be no shootings, but that's not realistic.

00:54:07.000 How are you gonna do that?

00:54:09.000 We've got to look at this for what it actually is.

00:54:11.000 Look at it pragmatic.

00:54:13.000 Instead of wondering how we got here, we've got to figure out how to keep everybody safe.

00:54:17.000 Homeschooling for everybody.

00:54:19.000 Zoom classes for everybody.

00:54:23.000 Homeschooling might work if you're really super on the ball and you expose your kid to a lot of other kids and a lot of people.

00:54:31.000 There's a socializing aspect that I would be skeptical about when it comes to homeschooling.

00:54:37.000 They are.

00:54:38.000 I'm not opposed to homeschooling.

00:54:41.000 You know, I know people that have homeschooled their kids, and their kids are great.

00:54:44.000 There's like a big prejudice that people have, that people homeschool or religious, you know?

00:54:49.000 I think if I had kids, I would homeschool them.

00:54:52.000 If it wasn't a private school, if I could afford a private school, probably that, but homeschooling probably.

00:54:57.000 At least their first, I don't know, sixth grades.

00:55:01.000 Kids need to socialize, man.

00:55:03.000 Yeah.

00:55:03.000 They really, really do.

00:55:04.000 They need to socialize.

00:55:06.000 It's very important.

00:55:07.000 They've got to get out with other kids and talk, and that's how we make better people.

00:55:10.000 You know, I'm not saying that you won't make great people homeschooling your kid, but I'm saying there's a great benefit to kids being around kids and sorting things out for themselves when the parents aren't around.

00:55:19.000 There's a great benefit to that.

00:55:21.000 Learning things socially.

00:55:23.000 Yeah, but then maybe that's where you throw the Girl Scouts in, or the Boy Scouts, if they even have those anymore.

00:55:28.000 I think the Boy Scouts have to let ladies in now, too. 1.00

00:55:32.000 Oh.

00:55:33.000 That's great for the Boy Scouts.

00:55:36.000 I would have loved that if I had Girl Scouts.

00:55:38.000 How did that get passed?

00:55:40.000 I think it's because no one was joining the Girl Scouts. 1.00

00:55:42.000 Oh, that's fucked. 0.99

00:55:43.000 They didn't have anywhere for them to go. 1.00

00:55:45.000 Yeah, well, how many people are worried about leaving their daughters with fucking some creepy people? 1.00

00:55:51.000 Man. 0.99

00:55:51.000 You hear stories, and it's very rare, but you do hear these stories. 0.99

00:55:55.000 That's what scares people about, like, Google Scoutmaster arrested Molestation.

00:56:04.000 Google those words.

00:56:06.000 Google those words, right?

00:56:08.000 I'm not exaggerating.

00:56:10.000 You'll find a lot of cases.

00:56:12.000 And Boy Scouts were always connected in Ohio to churches.

00:56:15.000 My Boy Scouts were through my church.

00:56:18.000 But let me tell you something.

00:56:19.000 I had a great time at the Boy Scouts.

00:56:21.000 I went to the Boy Scouts. 0.88

00:56:23.000 I went camping in New Hampshire with a bunch of hoodlums. 0.95

00:56:27.000 Long Island Scoutmaster arrested for sexually abusing boy. 0.91

00:56:30.000 North Texas Scoutmaster arrested for indecency.

00:56:32.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:56:33.000 There's a lot.

00:56:34.000 There's a lot.

00:56:35.000 Former Austin Scoutmaster charged in promoting child porn.

00:56:38.000 Former Scoutmaster arrested on child indecency.

00:56:42.000 Oh my God.

00:56:42.000 There's so many of them.

00:56:45.000 Scoutmaster arrested on child porn charges.

00:56:47.000 Assistant Scoutmaster charge of sexually abusing 12-year-old. 1.00

00:56:50.000 Oh, fuck, man. 1.00

00:56:51.000 Don't Google that. 1.00

00:56:52.000 Just trust me.

00:56:54.000 I did not get molested, but I did almost get dragged out of my tent, or out of our cots, rather, in the middle of the night. 1.00

00:57:02.000 These fucking kids were hoodlums. 1.00

00:57:04.000 They were tying kids up and leaving them in the woods. 1.00

00:57:06.000 They put toothpaste on everybody's clothes.

00:57:10.000 When I was in the Boy Scouts, we were living in Jamaica Plain.

00:57:16.000 Jamaica Plain, you want coffee?

00:57:17.000 Jamaica Plain's been gentrified now, supposedly.

00:57:21.000 I don't know. 0.99

00:57:21.000 I'm just talking out of my ass from what I've heard. 0.99

00:57:23.000 But where I used to live was not back in the day. 0.99

00:57:26.000 It was a rough neighborhood.

00:57:28.000 It was interesting because I didn't really have any exposure to bad kids before.

00:57:32.000 That was, like, my first exposure at, like, 13 to, like, bad kids.

00:57:37.000 Kids that were criminals.

00:57:38.000 Right. 0.99

00:57:38.000 They'd all had sex. 0.99

00:57:39.000 Wow. 0.98

00:57:41.000 13?

00:57:41.000 13. This kid, I'll never forget this kid, Paulie Hudson, who lived next door to me, and he goes, he goes, you probably don't even know how a dick goes in a pussy.

00:57:51.000 And I go, what do you mean? 1.00

00:57:53.000 And he goes, you probably think it goes in, but it goes up.

00:57:57.000 And I remember he blew my mind.

00:57:59.000 I was like, it goes up?

00:58:04.000 I'm like, he already knows.

00:58:06.000 I didn't even think about it.

00:58:07.000 I was like, of course it has to go up.

00:58:09.000 Where else can it go? 0.99

00:58:10.000 It would poke right out of your butthole. 0.99

00:58:12.000 It wouldn't make any sense. 0.99

00:58:15.000 But it was hilarious. 0.97

00:58:16.000 I was like, these kids are criminals. 0.87

00:58:19.000 They were always lighting things on fire. 0.74

00:58:23.000 We accidentally lit a field on fire once, lighting off firecrackers.

00:58:26.000 Yeah, the whole field.

00:58:27.000 We tried to put it out, and then the wind blew. 1.00

00:58:29.000 I'm like, oh, shit. 0.99

00:58:30.000 And we ran to the street, but right when we ran there, a cop car was there. 0.99

00:58:34.000 I just totally confessed to the cop. 0.98

00:58:35.000 The cop goes, get the fuck out of here. 0.59

00:58:37.000 We called the fire department, and they put the fire out, luckily, quick. 0.98

00:58:40.000 Jeez.

00:58:41.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:58:42.000 But we still, like, there was all these, like, abandoned buildings and shit. 0.85

00:58:45.000 We would go into them and smash windows. 0.94

00:58:48.000 It was really wild.

00:58:49.000 Like, to be 13 and hanging out with these kids that were, like, they were kind of dangerous.

00:58:55.000 You know, like, a lot of them wound up going to jail.

00:58:59.000 A lot of them had already been charged with stuff.

00:59:02.000 Some of them had done time in juvie. 1.00

00:59:05.000 It's like, fuck. 1.00

00:59:08.000 Yeah, I didn't hang out with the bad kids. 1.00

00:59:10.000 I was a nerd.

00:59:11.000 Well, I didn't hang out with the bad kids, but that time, when we moved, we moved to Newton, which was a much nicer neighborhood.

00:59:19.000 We were in Newton Upper Falls.

00:59:21.000 It was like, you know, you had normal like kid beefs and a few street fights and stuff like that, but it was a pretty nice place to grow up.

00:59:27.000 It wasn't bad at all.

00:59:29.000 It was fun. 0.99

00:59:30.000 But Jamaica Plain was fucking sketchy. 0.98

00:59:33.000 When I was in, I guess I was in eighth grade. 0.98

00:59:36.000 There was, I went there, yeah, I think, yeah, it was eighth grade.

00:59:40.000 So I guess I was, that's when I was 13. There was a guy in my class who was 17 years old.

00:59:48.000 He kept going back to eighth grade.

00:59:50.000 He wanted to eventually graduate, but he just had been sent back so many times that he would be entering high school.

01:00:01.000 He'd be like 18 years old entering high school.

01:00:03.000 Like, can you even do that?

01:00:06.000 I mean, I got held back, and I was 18 the second half of my last year.

01:00:12.000 Yeah, but that's normal.

01:00:14.000 That's okay.

01:00:14.000 But what year would they say, hey, you can't go to high school anymore?

01:00:18.000 I think 18. What if you start off a loser, right? 0.98

01:00:21.000 Right. 1.00

01:00:21.000 And you're just sucking your thumb every day in first grade, second grade, third... 1.00

01:00:24.000 They keep holding you back. 0.69

01:00:26.000 Like, Brian, you gotta do second grade again. 1.00

01:00:27.000 Fuck you! 1.00

01:00:28.000 I'm not doing shit! 1.00

01:00:29.000 And they keep failing you. 0.99

01:00:31.000 You can't have all F's and get to third grade.

01:00:33.000 So they keep holding you back.

01:00:34.000 And next thing you know, you're 17, but, you know, you have a religious experience. 1.00

01:00:39.000 God comes to you in a dream and tells you, hey man, get your fucking shit together. 1.00

01:00:42.000 You're 17. You gotta graduate eighth grade. 1.00

01:00:45.000 And so you graduate eighth grade, and then you're 18, you go to high school.

01:00:48.000 Okay.

01:00:49.000 What's the oldest age to be in high school?

01:00:51.000 Why it may differ around the world.

01:00:53.000 The United States, the maximum age limit that a person can attend high school for free is about 20 or 21. In one state, it's 19. In another, it's 26. You think it's 26?

01:01:08.000 Oh, here's the thing.

01:01:09.000 West Virginia.

01:01:10.000 Well, let me ask you this.

01:01:11.000 Here's the thing.

01:01:11.000 I mean, if you wanted to...

01:01:12.000 You know there's people that hold their kid back a year because they want their kid to do better in sports.

01:01:20.000 Did you know that that's a thing?

01:01:21.000 Mm-hmm.

01:01:22.000 Because there's real evidence.

01:01:24.000 And Malcolm Gladwell's Outliers talks about this with professional hockey players.

01:01:29.000 With professional hockey players...

01:01:31.000 All the elites, they all were born within a certain time of the year.

01:01:37.000 And it's not because that's a magic time of the year, but it's because that's like the oldest you can be and still be in like first grade.

01:01:47.000 The oldest you can be and still be in second grade.

01:01:49.000 Like, their birthday was just right after the line, and they're considerably more developed than kids that were, like, they barely made it in on the bottom half.

01:02:01.000 Like, they're barely old enough to get into first grade.

01:02:04.000 And this guy's barely, he really should be in second grade.

01:02:08.000 Right?

01:02:08.000 But if you can get to that spot, your kid will have this 12-month advantage in growth.

01:02:14.000 And let me tell you something with my kids, you know, it's like, they'll grow.

01:02:17.000 I'll watch them.

01:02:19.000 And, like, all of a sudden, they've grown two inches.

01:02:22.000 It's like, how long did it take you to grow two inches?

01:02:24.000 And it's like six months. 1.00

01:02:25.000 Like, what the fuck? 0.99

01:02:26.000 This is crazy. 1.00

01:02:27.000 You grew two inches and six.

01:02:29.000 It sounds like nothing, because it's normal.

01:02:32.000 But it's wild when you see it happen.

01:02:34.000 Yeah.

01:02:35.000 Get a kid that's already grown those two inches and already gained like the X amount of pounds.

01:02:41.000 And with boys, it's a big one.

01:02:42.000 Because they start maturing and developing and hormones kick in.

01:02:48.000 That kid's going to have an advantage at sports.

01:02:50.000 He's going to be faster than those kids.

01:02:51.000 He's going to be maybe stronger than those kids.

01:02:53.000 Maybe his hand-eye coordination will be better.

01:02:55.000 It's like a lot of factors.

01:02:56.000 I bet that happens a lot.

01:02:57.000 I didn't even think about that.

01:02:58.000 It happens a lot.

01:02:59.000 So if you were a person who was like...

01:03:03.000 Competitively inclined and you had children, you want your kids to compete in sports. 1.00

01:03:06.000 Like, there's a lot of those fucking people. 0.98

01:03:09.000 There's even schools that, like, hey, he's good, but he could be a lot better if we held him back, you know? 1.00

01:03:14.000 Yes!

01:03:15.000 Private schools.

01:03:16.000 Yeah.

01:03:16.000 Yeah, I guarantee they do.

01:03:17.000 I mean, I don't think a public school would say that.

01:03:19.000 It's big in Little League baseball.

01:03:21.000 Remember when that kid, they thought he was, like, 20, but he's supposedly, like, 13 or something.

01:03:25.000 They're like, we need to see the birth certificate.

01:03:26.000 He's like, he's got a mustache.

01:03:29.000 He's going 90 miles an hour.

01:03:30.000 What are you doing?

01:03:32.000 Yeah, imagine being 26 in that one state and playing football. 1.00

01:03:35.000 What the fuck, man? 1.00

01:03:36.000 Yeah, that would be crazy. 1.00

01:03:37.000 Because if you could hold back that long, you'd be so mature.

01:03:41.000 But once a man reaches, I guess your 20s is when you're in your prime, like physical prime, to maybe 30. And then with athletes, they can kick it deep into the 30s.

01:03:58.000 You could be an elite athlete.

01:04:00.000 There's this guy, Artur Beterbiev.

01:04:03.000 Beterbiev just knocked out Joe Smith Jr. for the light heavyweight title. 1.00

01:04:08.000 This guy is a fucking animal. 0.99

01:04:10.000 He's 18-0 with 18 knockouts. 1.00

01:04:14.000 Jesus.

01:04:15.000 He's the only world champion that's in boxing today that has a 100% knockout ratio for every fight he's ever been in.

01:04:24.000 He's from Chechnya. 0.99

01:04:26.000 This dude is fucking terrifying. 1.00

01:04:29.000 Terrifying, because Joe Smith Jr. is an animal. 1.00

01:04:32.000 I mean, he's this big, power-punching light heavyweight, and Bitterby have fucked him up in two rounds. 0.97

01:04:40.000 What was my point? 0.98

01:04:43.000 High school.

01:04:45.000 Guess what state it is?

01:04:47.000 West Virginia?

01:04:48.000 It is?

01:04:49.000 Of course, because of football.

01:04:52.000 Oh my god.

01:04:53.000 Maybe.

01:04:54.000 But yeah, Texas is the outlier.

01:04:55.000 Oh my god.

01:04:56.000 I want to know what the oldest person in Texas that played football is.

01:05:01.000 Now I remember my point.

01:05:02.000 Beterbiev is like 38. I think he's 38 or 37 or 38, something like that.

01:05:09.000 Google Artur Beterbiev. 1.00

01:05:12.000 He's a fucking animal. 0.99

01:05:15.000 Most guys by that age that are professional box, he's 37, most guys by that age are starting to slide a little bit physically. 1.00

01:05:24.000 Skill-wise, they can maintain. 1.00

01:05:26.000 Dude, he's a fucking animal. 0.99

01:05:28.000 Google the video of him knocking out Joe Smith Jr., because you can find it online. 1.00

01:05:32.000 He's a fucking animal. 1.00

01:05:34.000 Joe Smith Jr. is a dangerous guy. 1.00

01:05:37.000 He's this big, power-punching guy. 0.99

01:05:40.000 And this Artur Bitterbiev just fucked him up, man. 0.99

01:05:44.000 But it's interesting how he did it. 0.98

01:05:46.000 Joe's real aggressive and powerful, and he just caught him coming in.

01:05:51.000 His hand speed, the technique of his punches, everything. 1.00

01:05:55.000 And his fucking strength, man. 1.00

01:06:00.000 Dude, all those people from that part of the world, those are some stout fucking people. 1.00

01:06:04.000 That's weird. 0.98

01:06:06.000 Yeah, and this guy is Hamza Chmaev.

01:06:08.000 He's another guy from Chechnya, and he's an elite guy in the UFC. Like, there it is.

01:06:14.000 They stopped the fight there.

01:06:15.000 Wow.

01:06:16.000 And this guy does that to everybody.

01:06:18.000 He's 18-0 with 18 knockouts, so everybody he's fought. 0.99

01:06:22.000 Gets fucked up like this. 0.99

01:06:24.000 Does he know a special place to hit the head? 1.00

01:06:26.000 Because it looks like he hit him in the back of the head.

01:06:28.000 Maybe it's like a secret.

01:06:29.000 No, no, no.

01:06:30.000 He hit him on a temple.

01:06:31.000 Brian's using kung fu.

01:06:33.000 It's not kung fu, bro.

01:06:34.000 Maybe it's right there is what I was thinking.

01:06:35.000 No. 0.97

01:06:37.000 He's fucking him up with the uppercut right there. 0.96

01:06:39.000 Yeah, that was the uppercut that really did it in. 0.95

01:06:41.000 But it's like everything.

01:06:43.000 I mean, every punch that he throws is dangerous.

01:06:46.000 He's an interesting guy because, like, he's a power-punching boxer.

01:06:50.000 Like, his boxing skill is excellent, but he's such a power-puncher.

01:06:54.000 He's the most exciting guy in that division right now.

01:06:58.000 He's really very, very interesting.

01:07:00.000 And then there's that Bival guy who just beat Canelo.

01:07:02.000 Did you see that fight?

01:07:03.000 Mm-hmm.

01:07:03.000 Same division.

01:07:04.000 Yeah.

01:07:04.000 Whoo!

01:07:05.000 Two Russians.

01:07:06.000 You know?

01:07:08.000 Well, Chechnya and Russia. 1.00

01:07:09.000 Those are fucking hard-ass people, man. 1.00

01:07:15.000 That boxer that died, that was pretty fucked up. 1.00

01:07:18.000 I want to check their plastics. 0.99

01:07:19.000 Yeah.

01:07:20.000 I bet they get no plastic in their blood.

01:07:22.000 Zero.

01:07:22.000 Yeah, that's probably true.

01:07:24.000 Right.

01:07:24.000 If you think about it, if you're living up in Siberia, where are you getting plastic?

01:07:27.000 Right.

01:07:28.000 You know?

01:07:28.000 You're not.

01:07:29.000 You're just eating antelope every day.

01:07:30.000 Mm-hmm.

01:07:32.000 That's probably all wrapped in cloth, not even in a refrigerator.

01:07:36.000 If you're living in Siberia, you're eating moose.

01:07:39.000 That's what you're eating.

01:07:39.000 You're eating moose.

01:07:40.000 You're eating badgers. 1.00

01:07:42.000 You're eating whatever the fuck you eat, whatever you kill. 1.00

01:07:44.000 Salmon. 1.00

01:07:45.000 You're probably eating the healthiest shit that a person can get. 0.99

01:07:48.000 And then you have a long history of people there that have done hard, hard physical work. 0.99

01:07:54.000 You ever see that Happy People, Life on the Taiga documentary about Siberia? 0.99

01:08:00.000 Fuck, it's amazing. 0.99

01:08:02.000 It's so interesting because you almost envy their life. 1.00

01:08:07.000 There's something about people that live like a hunter-gatherer lifestyle, which is essentially what these folks do.

01:08:16.000 They grow food, but mostly what they're doing is they're hunting meat, and they're trapping fur, and they're gathering fish, and then they're waiting out the winter.

01:08:27.000 And in the winter, they do a lot of their trapping, and they do it on snowmobiles.

01:08:31.000 It's weird, man.

01:08:32.000 It's a weird life.

01:08:33.000 But these people, they get together, they're all drinking and laughing, and they're all happy. 0.78

01:08:37.000 They have a very low instance of mental illness.

01:08:42.000 Everybody's fulfilled.

01:08:43.000 They all have tasks that they have to do all day.

01:08:45.000 And it's all like...

01:08:46.000 The guy's making his own snow skis. 1.00

01:08:50.000 He's showing you how to make skis with his fucking Russian accent. 1.00

01:08:53.000 Not Russian accent. 1.00

01:08:53.000 I mean Russian. 1.00

01:08:54.000 He's speaking in Russian.

01:08:55.000 And it's just...

01:08:57.000 Captioned over.

01:08:58.000 But it's an amazing documentary because these people seem so fucking fulfilled.

01:09:04.000 We're so lost.

01:09:06.000 We think we're so lucky. 0.98

01:09:07.000 We think we're so lucky with our phones and our videos and our Instagrams and our fucking flying around on planes. 0.98

01:09:15.000 Meanwhile, we're all miserable and disconnected and people go, how about this pill, Brian? 0.98

01:09:20.000 Does this make you feel better?

01:09:21.000 How about this one?

01:09:22.000 Do we get the right spot?

01:09:23.000 We got the right spot!

01:09:25.000 Yay! 0.99

01:09:26.000 These people, all they do is drink vodka and eat moose, and drive around on snowmobiles, and they're having a blast.

01:09:32.000 Sounds fun.

01:09:33.000 Sounds like a vacation.

01:09:34.000 Let me show a clip from it.

01:09:36.000 It's an interesting documentary.

01:09:39.000 Werner Herzog has two of my all-time favorite documentaries.

01:09:41.000 There's that one, and then there's Grizzly Man.

01:09:44.000 Grizzly Man.

01:09:46.000 Which is like...

01:09:47.000 The best documentary in the whole entire world.

01:09:49.000 Yeah, it might be.

01:09:49.000 So this is these people that live...

01:09:51.000 This is where they live.

01:09:52.000 They live right off the Taiga River.

01:09:54.000 And in the wintertime, that river freezes solid.

01:09:57.000 And they use it as a road. 0.99

01:09:59.000 And they use it as a road to drag their shit across and to ride snowmobiles across. 0.99

01:10:05.000 They all have dogs that they've trained. 0.99

01:10:08.000 And these people live there. 0.99

01:10:09.000 And this one guy's been up there for fucking decades. 0.97

01:10:11.000 This one main guy that he follows a lot. 0.97

01:10:14.000 He's really interesting.

01:10:15.000 He was dropped off there by the former Soviet Union like way back in the day with very little understanding of how to survive with a dog.

01:10:24.000 And he was like, that dog kept me alive.

01:10:26.000 That dog fed me.

01:10:27.000 And so him and his dog would go out hunting.

01:10:30.000 The other guy that he was supposed to be with I think bailed.

01:10:33.000 But it's an amazing story.

01:10:36.000 This guy had to figure out how to survive on the taiga and now he loves it and now they all talk about it like this is they would never want to do anything else because their life there is just it's so natural and They just live off this crazy river in this frozen part of the world where you can only survive outside for like a certain amount of time and they're all furred up and Does it explain how he found this guy?

01:11:04.000 No, he didn't.

01:11:05.000 No, I mean, Herzog's a genius.

01:11:08.000 His other documentary that's really interesting, too, is about the cave paintings that they found in France.

01:11:14.000 Have you ever seen that?

01:11:16.000 They found these cave paintings in France and I want to say they're like 30,000 years old or something.

01:11:21.000 Something insane.

01:11:22.000 See what it says?

01:11:24.000 They found those and they did this exploration of the cave and they filmed it.

01:11:30.000 And, you know, this is stuff that probably hadn't been seen by human eyes for like who knows how many years.

01:11:35.000 And so these people are discovering this in this cave and looking at it and it's amazing.

01:11:40.000 It's like there's no more vivid snapshot in time than looking at some stuff that people drew when they were like the first people to draw things.

01:11:54.000 You know?

01:11:55.000 I mean, these are the most primitive of people.

01:11:59.000 They're living in caves, literally.

01:12:02.000 I mean, who knows what kind of weapons they had?

01:12:04.000 Who knows how they were doing this?

01:12:06.000 But these people... 0.99

01:12:08.000 They all, deep in this cave, they all lived and they drew shit on the walls. 0.98

01:12:14.000 And so here they are finding this stuff. 0.98

01:12:17.000 Very long taints they've had probably also.

01:12:20.000 Their taints were giant.

01:12:21.000 Their taints were like your whole forearm. 0.99

01:12:25.000 It's really, really interesting, man, because these images are fucking cool as shit. 0.99

01:12:29.000 Look at these images. 0.98

01:12:30.000 That's cool.

01:12:31.000 So there was some kind of cats that they were trying to get away from.

01:12:34.000 They drew that.

01:12:35.000 They drew antelopes.

01:12:39.000 Yeah, look at these.

01:12:40.000 They drew rhinos.

01:12:41.000 It's wild, man. 1.00

01:12:43.000 Wild shit. 1.00

01:12:43.000 What are they saying was the age of those paintings? 1.00

01:12:47.000 Does it say?

01:12:50.000 Find out what the age of those paintings are.

01:12:53.000 Because it's just like...

01:12:56.000 I don't know.

01:12:57.000 Because, well, Denisovans, they just figured them out pretty recently.

01:13:03.000 Well, a lot of Neanderthals were in France.

01:13:05.000 Europe had a lot of Neanderthals. 0.89

01:13:06.000 But I think they think those were Homo sapiens that made that.

01:13:09.000 I don't think they think...

01:13:10.000 I think they think Neanderthals did some stuff like that.

01:13:15.000 Like, they did have weapons.

01:13:17.000 They did have tools.

01:13:21.000 But I just don't think they were as sophisticated. 1.00

01:13:23.000 I don't know if they drew shit. 0.99

01:13:25.000 Because those are really good drawings. 1.00

01:13:27.000 Yeah.

01:13:28.000 Like the cat's face is perfect.

01:13:29.000 I wonder if it's just like one guy was really good at art, you know?

01:13:33.000 He was like the Banksy of cavemen.

01:13:36.000 This is all him.

01:13:38.000 Yeah, here it goes.

01:13:40.000 It's Chauvet, what do you say, Chauvet?

01:13:44.000 Chauvet Cave paintings.

01:13:46.000 Chauvet Cave's importance is based on two factors.

01:13:49.000 Firstly, the aesthetic quality of these Paleolithic cave paintings, and secondly, their great age.

01:13:54.000 With one exception, all of the cave art paintings have been dated between 30 and 33,000 years ago.

01:14:03.000 So 33,000 years ago, humans are living in caves.

01:14:09.000 And they're killing animals and then documenting on the cave wall what they did and what they're after and what they want and documenting things to avoid, documenting things they experienced.

01:14:23.000 What were people like back then?

01:14:25.000 Can you imagine going 33,000 years ago and just being a fly on the wall and watching people exist if they didn't know you were there?

01:14:32.000 Just being able to just observe silently and invisibly.

01:14:41.000 What a wild life that must have been.

01:14:43.000 They probably barely figured out clothes, right?

01:14:46.000 I hope not.

01:14:49.000 That's what I was thinking. 0.98

01:14:50.000 It's like hot chicks with, you know, just hairy armpits. 1.00

01:14:52.000 I bet everything would be hairy. 0.96

01:14:54.000 Yeah.

01:14:54.000 I bet people back...

01:14:56.000 I mean, what did they look like?

01:14:57.000 Were they covered in hair?

01:14:58.000 Monkeys.

01:14:59.000 I mean, but that's no, because those are homo sapiens.

01:15:03.000 Right?

01:15:04.000 The thought is that the homo sapien, like us, we've been around for, I think they think it's a quarter million years.

01:15:11.000 Right?

01:15:12.000 Isn't that what they think?

01:15:15.000 But there's dudes that have like hair, like George the Animal Steel, remember that pro wrestler?

01:15:21.000 His entire body's covered in hair.

01:15:23.000 Like everything.

01:15:24.000 His whole back is like your beard.

01:15:26.000 Right.

01:15:27.000 Right?

01:15:27.000 Wow, you should see my back.

01:15:29.000 Bah! 0.97

01:15:33.000 But like if you look at a guy like that like Georgie Animal Steel Like what was that how all people looked 33,000 years ago?

01:15:42.000 He's covered in hair.

01:15:44.000 He was great.

01:15:45.000 What a character. 1.00

01:15:46.000 Look at that fucking hair on him. 1.00

01:15:47.000 Look at the hair on him. 1.00

01:15:48.000 I mean everything is covered in hair and And there was that one Russian wrestler, remember?

01:15:54.000 There's this one, like, really elite Russian wrestler that's crazy hairy. 0.91

01:15:58.000 I mean, he just looks like he's the ultimate male.

01:16:02.000 So, like, is that what people looked like 33,000 years ago?

01:16:06.000 You think?

01:16:07.000 I think so.

01:16:07.000 Probably.

01:16:08.000 Yeah.

01:16:09.000 I don't mean, like, a pro wrestler.

01:16:12.000 He's, like, a real wrestler.

01:16:13.000 Not that pro wrestlers aren't real wrestlers.

01:16:15.000 I mean, like, amateur wrestler.

01:16:17.000 He's, um... 1.00

01:16:20.000 Fuck. 1.00

01:16:20.000 I forget his name. 1.00

01:16:27.000 I'm not gonna get it.

01:16:30.000 Yeah, look at that guy.

01:16:31.000 There it is.

01:16:31.000 Oh jeez.

01:16:33.000 Why didn't he just trim it up a little? 0.57

01:16:35.000 His name is, boy, I don't want to fuck this up, Ketuev Georgie. 0.99

01:16:40.000 I think, I hope I didn't fuck that up, but that dude is hairy as fuck. 0.99

01:16:43.000 Look at him, he's a werewolf! 1.00

01:16:44.000 That is crazy. 0.99

01:16:45.000 He's a werewolf.

01:16:46.000 So, do you think that people all looked like that 33,000 years ago, right?

01:16:51.000 They probably had to have hair on them because you have to be able to regulate your temperature in some way.

01:16:56.000 They're probably way hairier than that dude.

01:16:59.000 Because you think about that dude, that dude's alive today, right?

01:17:02.000 And he looks like a throwback, right?

01:17:04.000 Like a throwback super male. 0.88

01:17:08.000 I bet women were that hairy. 1.00

01:17:10.000 Right, that's only, this is like a rare guy for this era.

01:17:14.000 But what if that was like way more common 20 years, or 100 years before that, and way more common 100 years before that? 0.98

01:17:20.000 And you go back to these fucking people, they're probably fully furred up. 0.98

01:17:25.000 They could still be people and be fully furred up, right? 1.00

01:17:28.000 Probably super jacked.

01:17:31.000 Probably shredded.

01:17:33.000 Or would they be super malnourished?

01:17:36.000 They would be malnourished too.

01:17:37.000 I bet they would be small, right?

01:17:39.000 Fragile bones, because no one had milk.

01:17:42.000 No, no, no.

01:17:42.000 All they ate was meat.

01:17:45.000 Like Neanderthals in specific, they had much thicker bones than us.

01:17:50.000 Neanderthals were like, they were like 5'7", 205 pounds. 1.00

01:17:55.000 They were big fucking weird looking things. 1.00

01:17:57.000 Like if you saw one, you know, it looked like an MMA fighter, but with a fucked up head. 1.00

01:18:03.000 Like giant ass long arms, big thick ass bones. 1.00

01:18:08.000 Do you remember that crazy guy? 0.99

01:18:10.000 There was some guy who was trying to propose this theory that Neanderthals were super predators and that they would look more like a gorilla than they would like a human being and that we probably went to war with them. 0.99

01:18:28.000 It was like really crazy because Anthropologists, like, shut the fuck up. 0.99

01:18:32.000 But it was so fun. 0.99

01:18:33.000 I was like, God, I hope he's right.

01:18:34.000 Yeah.

01:18:35.000 I hope he's right.

01:18:36.000 Because he had these images of them.

01:18:38.000 They looked like something out of, like, a movie.

01:18:42.000 Like, if you went to the jungle, they found a new super species of ape.

01:18:46.000 That's what he drew Neanderthals. 0.91

01:18:48.000 He made, like, an artistic depiction of Neanderthals look like. 0.99

01:18:52.000 But they had, like, giant muscles and shit. 1.00

01:18:57.000 They looked terrifying. 0.99

01:18:59.000 Do you remember that, Jamie?

01:19:02.000 It's nonsense though, right?

01:19:04.000 I'm just looking, there's an aquatic ape theory is one theory on why we've lost.

01:19:08.000 Yeah, that's a good one.

01:19:09.000 That's a theory.

01:19:09.000 That's a good one, but see if you can find that Neanderthal thing.

01:19:12.000 Because those Neanderthal guys, the one where he's the killer Neanderthal, I think it's wildly discredited, by the way. 1.00

01:19:20.000 This is 100% bullshit. 0.99

01:19:22.000 But, Brian and I had some pot. 1.00

01:19:25.000 That's the fun shit. 0.99

01:19:28.000 Yeah, it's not misinformation, but yeah, here it is. 0.99

01:19:31.000 So look at what it looks like.

01:19:32.000 It looks like a monster.

01:19:34.000 So this is this guy's idea.

01:19:36.000 So, Neanderthals were not the gentle, almost human creatures portrayed in the media over the last 50 years.

01:19:42.000 New Australian research revealed that they were aggressive, powerful, and terrifying carnivores, ruthlessly inefficient apex predators, who hunted, raped, and ate early humans for over 50,000 years.

01:19:57.000 Neanderthals daily diet consisted of two kilograms of meat, the equivalent of 16 quarter pounders, including, included human flesh.

01:20:06.000 So this guy's saying that we hunted them to extinction because they ate us.

01:20:11.000 Based on new research, Australian independent scholar I love that.

01:20:16.000 Independent scholar. 0.55

01:20:17.000 I don't need your stinking university and all your checks and balances.

01:20:22.000 Based on the research, Australian independent scholar Danny Vendramini has developed a Neanderthal predation theory which argues that the evolution of modern humans, including our unique physiology,

01:20:39.000 sexuality, and human nature, is the result of a reaction to this systematic Long-term sexual predation and cannibalism by Eurasian Neanderthals.

01:20:51.000 Look at the images that he created of it.

01:20:53.000 So convincing.

01:20:54.000 That's really what they looked like?

01:20:55.000 Yeah.

01:20:56.000 If instead of having a human-like nose, they had a gorilla-like nose, and they had dark, dark skin and crazy fangs.

01:21:03.000 Look how scary that thing looks.

01:21:06.000 Imagine if that was a thing that...

01:21:08.000 Click to enlarge.

01:21:09.000 Imagine if that was real, and that was a thing that ate people. 1.00

01:21:15.000 But fuck people too, right? 1.00

01:21:16.000 Because I have 57% more Neanderthal than most people. 1.00

01:21:21.000 You do?

01:21:22.000 Yeah.

01:21:22.000 Is that a test?

01:21:23.000 Like a 24 and me?

01:21:24.000 Yeah, 23 and me, 24 and me.

01:21:27.000 So that was my ancestors?

01:21:28.000 Someone looked like that?

01:21:29.000 That guy's not right, though, right?

01:21:31.000 They don't think he's right.

01:21:32.000 I wouldn't imagine so.

01:21:33.000 I wouldn't think so, yeah.

01:21:34.000 But can you imagine?

01:21:36.000 We know that humans eat humans.

01:21:38.000 If Neanderthals were stronger than us, why wouldn't they eat us? 0.87

01:21:41.000 He's got one guy that backs him up at Stony Brook University. 1.00

01:21:44.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

01:21:45.000 All right, let's just shut the laptop now and start running with this as fact. 1.00

01:21:49.000 They were monsters!

01:21:52.000 Stony Brook, man.

01:21:53.000 We believe you.

01:21:55.000 Can you imagine just being a person back before we figured out how to make a door?

01:22:01.000 How did they keep things from getting into that cave?

01:22:04.000 How did you keep your kids alive?

01:22:06.000 It makes you kind of wonder, though, also, when there's nothing invented, that you sit there and go, man, we should have a door.

01:22:13.000 Like, if you're just constantly thinking of new things.

01:22:15.000 Like, wheels seem like they make sense.

01:22:17.000 I mean, I invented 42 things today.

01:22:20.000 Well, they needed some sort of shelter just to be able to formulate ideas.

01:22:24.000 You're always running for your life.

01:22:26.000 Imagine if you're a person like you or me, and we just live in the woods.

01:22:31.000 You're running for your life.

01:22:32.000 You don't have any clothes.

01:22:33.000 How are you ever going to figure out a wheel?

01:22:35.000 You don't have time.

01:22:36.000 You just want to get food and stop things from eating your kids. 1.00

01:22:40.000 You'd probably be fucking all the time, too. 1.00

01:22:42.000 Like, just gross fucking all day. 1.00

01:22:44.000 Oh, yeah. 0.99

01:22:45.000 You know what I mean? 0.73

01:22:45.000 Probably so horny. 0.73

01:22:46.000 Well, I would imagine that there was, like, an incredible urge for those early humans to breed because they got knocked off so quick.

01:22:53.000 Like, you know, like any ant—like dogs, right? 0.99

01:22:57.000 Dogs want—you leave dogs wild, they fuck, and they stray populations of dogs. 0.99

01:23:03.000 I think human beings, if we were getting eaten all the time, you know, half a million years ago, whatever it was, I bet we were horny constantly because you had to fuck just to make a new person. 1.00

01:23:12.000 And it was probably a numbers game. 0.51

01:23:15.000 How many animals have actually been picked off by other animals to the point of extinction?

01:23:22.000 You know, because we know that human beings have caused animals to go extinct, but like I wonder how many animals have caused other animals to go extinct.

01:23:30.000 Like where they were just, the balance was off, like the tigers were so good at getting the deer that there was no deer left.

01:23:36.000 I wonder how many times that's happened.

01:23:38.000 That happens a lot.

01:23:39.000 Well, it seems like that would be the test of nature, though, right?

01:23:42.000 That's how nature tests out a species.

01:23:44.000 And I think the number is somewhere in the 90s, like, more than 90% of all species that have ever existed are extinct.

01:23:55.000 Which is weird, right?

01:23:56.000 Because we don't want anything to go extinct.

01:23:58.000 Like, we don't want to keep the dodo bird.

01:24:00.000 What about the dodo?

01:24:01.000 We lost the dodo.

01:24:03.000 We lost the dodo.

01:24:05.000 I mean, I don't want the dodo to be extinct.

01:24:09.000 There should be a couple around.

01:24:10.000 I wish they were around.

01:24:11.000 I wish they were doing great.

01:24:12.000 I wish nothing but love for the dodos.

01:24:14.000 But it's a weird thing to freak out about.

01:24:18.000 Cats are number one.

01:24:20.000 The number one invasive killer of species around the world.

01:24:23.000 According to research published in this month's Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, feral cats can be blamed for 63 modern extinctions.

01:24:32.000 Wow.

01:24:34.000 Good job.

01:24:35.000 Wow. 1.00

01:24:37.000 Fucking cats. 1.00

01:24:39.000 But out in the world... 1.00

01:24:41.000 See, that's an invasive species thing.

01:24:45.000 I think that's how nature has settled in after all these years.

01:24:49.000 I bet if people weren't around, we could study it in a more interesting way.

01:24:54.000 If people weren't around and you could see lions and zebras and follow them over a hundred years and figure out how the populations expand and recede and what makes more zebras, what makes more lions and how it all plays out.

01:25:11.000 Because it's a weird dance of things that want to eat things.

01:25:15.000 And some things are eating the green things, and there's other things trying to eat them.

01:25:19.000 And it's all just trying to balance it out. 0.99

01:25:21.000 Because if you just let the green things grow, they fucking grow all over the place, and there's too much green shit. 1.00

01:25:25.000 And if you just let the things that eat the green things, fuck, they'll eat all the green things. 1.00

01:25:30.000 There won't be anything green, because these motherfuckers are going to eat them for the time they're sprouts. 1.00

01:25:34.000 And so you've got to get something that eats them. 0.98

01:25:37.000 And that's where the cats come in. 1.00

01:25:40.000 Bro, fuck living there. 1.00

01:25:42.000 Can you imagine? 1.00

01:25:44.000 More than 99% of all organisms that have ever lived on Earth are extinct.

01:25:49.000 As new species evolve to fit, ever-changing ecological niches, older species fade away, but the rate of extinction is far from constant.

01:26:00.000 Wow.

01:26:02.000 99%.

01:26:02.000 So when they talk about a mass extinction event...

01:26:07.000 You know, that so many things are going extinct.

01:26:09.000 But 99% of everything that's ever existed has been extinct, right?

01:26:13.000 That seems kind of crazy, because we haven't heard of 99% of all the...

01:26:19.000 Here's a list of everything that's extinct, right?

01:26:21.000 Well, I guess everything, when you go back to, like, dinosaurs and ancient fossils and megalodons and shit, things that we pretty much know are extinct.

01:26:32.000 Megadon's one I hold out hope for.

01:26:33.000 Megadon?

01:26:34.000 Sounds like a new variant.

01:26:37.000 Here comes Megadong.

01:26:40.000 I'm trying to get that Megadong variant.

01:26:43.000 Megadong variant makes your hog grow.

01:26:46.000 No, a megalodon.

01:26:47.000 Giant shark.

01:26:48.000 Right.

01:26:49.000 I was just reading something about them yesterday that they just think they were just these huge ruthless predators. 1.00

01:26:56.000 They just ate whales and shit. 1.00

01:26:58.000 Ate whales? 1.00

01:27:00.000 Yeah, they were huge.

01:27:01.000 Megadons are gigantic.

01:27:04.000 There's like a movie, The Meg. 0.99

01:27:05.000 It was so dumb. 0.98

01:27:07.000 But I watched it. 1.00

01:27:08.000 I watched it.

01:27:09.000 I was excited.

01:27:10.000 That's how big a Megalodon's mouth was. 0.99

01:27:12.000 So whales aren't bigger than that?

01:27:14.000 No, whales are bigger than that, but they ate whales. 0.81

01:27:16.000 Oh, I see.

01:27:17.000 They would just chew on them.

01:27:19.000 But whales do that now.

01:27:21.000 I mean, sharks do that now with whales.

01:27:23.000 When whales die, specifically.

01:27:28.000 It's wild, right?

01:27:29.000 Mm-hmm.

01:27:31.000 Do you know who kills whales?

01:27:33.000 Human race.

01:27:34.000 Killer whales.

01:27:35.000 Oh.

01:27:36.000 Look at the difference in teeth between a regular shark teeth and a Megadon tooth. 1.00

01:27:39.000 Holy fuck. 1.00

01:27:42.000 Just holy fuck, dude. 1.00

01:27:45.000 That tooth has a butt crack in it, too. 1.00

01:27:47.000 That tooth is so big.

01:27:49.000 That tooth looks like a hoof.

01:27:50.000 Yeah. 0.98

01:27:51.000 What the hell? 1.00

01:27:52.000 That's how big their fucking teeth were? 0.99

01:27:54.000 Megadon shark extinction may have been linked to great... 0.99

01:27:57.000 Oh, I'm sorry.

01:27:58.000 It's alright.

01:27:59.000 What'd it say?

01:27:59.000 To great white...

01:28:01.000 Great white competition. 0.93

01:28:03.000 Hmm. 0.73

01:28:04.000 So the great whites out-ate them. 1.00

01:28:07.000 Maybe they just ran out of shit to eat. 1.00

01:28:09.000 Maybe that was one of those things where it's just, hey man, this is a bad design. 1.00

01:28:13.000 You guys just take up too much calories. 1.00

01:28:16.000 Look at the size of the fucking mouth of that thing. 1.00

01:28:19.000 Make that a little smaller so we can see the full scope of it. 1.00

01:28:23.000 Look at that, man.

01:28:28.000 Nature's just so fascinating.

01:28:31.000 Nature's like, listen, it's too easy to survive in this ocean.

01:28:34.000 We've got to figure out a way.

01:28:36.000 How many do you think there were?

01:28:37.000 Thousands?

01:28:38.000 Millions?

01:28:39.000 It was the last one.

01:28:40.000 20 of them.

01:28:40.000 Did it recently?

01:28:41.000 Well, there had to be more than 20. I think there's a lot of megalodon teeth, which probably indicates there's a lot of megalodon.

01:28:48.000 They're probably still hiding, too, right?

01:28:50.000 No, I don't think so.

01:28:52.000 I don't think they believe that.

01:28:55.000 That's super fake stuff.

01:28:56.000 Yeah, I don't think they believe it.

01:28:58.000 I think they think they're really sure. 0.95

01:29:01.000 But, you know, the ocean's so goddamn big. 0.88

01:29:06.000 The ocean is so big, but that's a big animal. 0.93

01:29:09.000 I mean, that's a big animal.

01:29:10.000 With all the people traveling back and forth in boats after all these years, you would think there'd be one legitimate sighting.

01:29:18.000 I think they have some legitimate sightings of sharks that are extraordinarily large.

01:29:24.000 I want to say the biggest one...

01:29:27.000 What's the biggest great white shark?

01:29:28.000 There's that one off the coast of Massachusetts.

01:29:30.000 It's called Big...

01:29:32.000 I'll check it.

01:29:33.000 Wicked Big.

01:29:34.000 Wicked.

01:29:35.000 It's piss-a. 0.98

01:29:36.000 Wicked piss-a big.

01:29:38.000 They call it deep blue. 0.98

01:29:39.000 Deep blue.

01:29:40.000 How big is it?

01:29:41.000 Estimated 20 feet, 5,500 pounds. 1.00

01:29:45.000 Jesus fucking Christ. 1.00

01:29:48.000 Wow. 1.00

01:29:49.000 Dude.

01:29:51.000 God.

01:29:52.000 That's so big.

01:29:55.000 Just a giant eating machine.

01:29:57.000 22 feet estimated, I guess.

01:30:00.000 Wow.

01:30:00.000 The average length of a great white shark, female, is 15 to 16 feet and male is 11 to 13 feet.

01:30:07.000 Wow. 1.00

01:30:10.000 Fuck those things. 1.00

01:30:11.000 Dude, did you ever watch that jackass thing where the guy got his fucking hand bit? 1.00

01:30:16.000 No! 0.99

01:30:16.000 Yeah, it was like in the middle of filming. 0.99

01:30:19.000 By a shark? 0.99

01:30:20.000 They were doing a stunt and he got in the water and it fucking got him. 0.99

01:30:23.000 Oh, gee, how bad did his hand get fucked up? 0.99

01:30:26.000 Not good. 0.98

01:30:27.000 He still has his hand, but like he had to go through surgeries and like...

01:30:30.000 They didn't put it in the movie either, did they?

01:30:32.000 No, I believe it was in like, you know, like they did promotion for like Shark Week or something like that.

01:30:37.000 I think it was on that.

01:30:37.000 Right.

01:30:38.000 Oh my god, dude. 1.00

01:30:39.000 Fuck that. 1.00

01:30:40.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:30:41.000 Dude, fuck that. 1.00

01:30:43.000 Dude! 1.00

01:30:44.000 Shout out poopies. 1.00

01:30:46.000 Poopies. 0.62

01:30:47.000 Man.

01:30:48.000 Yeah, crazy.

01:30:49.000 I mean, imagine a biting machine that's filled with a mouthful of knives.

01:30:55.000 That's what it is.

01:30:57.000 Mouthful of bone knives. 1.00

01:31:00.000 And your fucking hand got caught in that. 1.00

01:31:02.000 Don't show me this. 1.00

01:31:04.000 Don't you fucking show me this, Jamie. 1.00

01:31:05.000 Shut it. 1.00

01:31:07.000 Shut it. 0.74

01:31:08.000 I'm scared of sharks more than any other predator, I think.

01:31:12.000 Because you know how helpless you are in the water.

01:31:15.000 Like, you're so slow.

01:31:16.000 You know, you can't defend yourself.

01:31:18.000 You can't get out of the way.

01:31:19.000 Yeah, water scares me.

01:31:20.000 I'm trying to save them here.

01:31:21.000 Oh, dude, get this off the air.

01:31:23.000 I don't need this in my life, Jamie.

01:31:28.000 You see that thing that was outside of the Texas Zoo that no one could figure out what it is?

01:31:32.000 That walking...

01:31:33.000 That's not funny.

01:31:33.000 You don't think it's anything?

01:31:34.000 No.

01:31:36.000 They would have more pictures of it.

01:31:37.000 What that is is a person.

01:31:39.000 It's like a person. 0.99

01:31:39.000 They got a weird blurry picture of them because their camera sucks. 0.99

01:31:43.000 Why is the picture so shitty? 0.95

01:31:45.000 I would want my money back.

01:31:46.000 It's a security camera. 0.99

01:31:47.000 If that was my security camera, I'd be like, what the fuck? 0.99

01:31:49.000 I can't even tell what that is. 0.99

01:31:51.000 True.

01:31:52.000 Why does all security cameras, like, look at that.

01:31:54.000 Literally the shittiest.

01:31:55.000 That is, yeah, it looks kind of like a, that or like a... 0.97

01:31:58.000 It's a werewolf jacking off. 1.00

01:31:59.000 That's what it looks like, a werewolf fingering his butt while he's jacking off. 0.99

01:32:02.000 Did they just have a single picture or did they have video of this? 0.98

01:32:05.000 I would imagine they have video, but they're only showing you a single picture because the video would make it look clear or fake.

01:32:10.000 Give it away?

01:32:11.000 Yeah.

01:32:12.000 This is just promotional for a zoo?

01:32:14.000 It's nonsense, son. 1.00

01:32:16.000 That shit's nonsense. 1.00

01:32:17.000 It never gained entry, whatever it was. 1.00

01:32:22.000 It never gained entry.

01:32:24.000 Not yet.

01:32:25.000 Not yet.

01:32:25.000 It could still be out there.

01:32:27.000 Yeah, I would like a monster or two to be real.

01:32:31.000 Right.

01:32:32.000 Can you imagine if they found a real vampire?

01:32:35.000 People have just been missing.

01:32:37.000 He doesn't turn them into vampires. 0.99

01:32:38.000 He just kills them. 1.00

01:32:40.000 He only has to eat once a week. 0.91

01:32:42.000 I'm more to believe that there's zombies out there.

01:32:45.000 I think zombies could be a real thing.

01:32:47.000 Have you ever looked at a video of people that are dying from rabies?

01:32:52.000 That's the closest to a zombie.

01:32:54.000 Well, I have watched Biden talk.

01:32:56.000 I think it's the same thing.

01:32:57.000 Leave that poor guy alone.

01:33:00.000 I think vampires...

01:33:02.000 I think there's a scientific analysis that said vampires couldn't exist because the whole human race would be extinct.

01:33:11.000 Why?

01:33:12.000 Because the whole human race would be necessary to feed them.

01:33:15.000 Like if one eats one, like how long it takes to develop a fully grown adult human being that you're gonna eat.

01:33:22.000 So if they suck everybody's blood, they'll just run out of people. 0.99

01:33:25.000 If they have to suck blood every day, they'll kill everybody. 0.99

01:33:27.000 Depends if they need only human blood, because they could just live off a cow. 1.00

01:33:31.000 Now you're watching Twilight.

01:33:34.000 I just re-watched that the other day.

01:33:36.000 He only ate deer.

01:33:37.000 He was such a good person. 0.84

01:33:39.000 Slash vampire.

01:33:41.000 I re-watched that the other day.

01:33:43.000 It does not hold up.

01:33:44.000 It never held up.

01:33:45.000 It held up for girls.

01:33:48.000 They'll get damp in the panties watching that fellow. 1.00

01:33:51.000 You know what's good?

01:33:52.000 Starship Troopers.

01:33:52.000 Have you seen that?

01:33:53.000 Starship Troopers is great.

01:33:54.000 I just re-watched that last night.

01:33:55.000 It's a great movie.

01:33:56.000 That naked scene when they're all just naked taking a shower. 1.00

01:33:59.000 What the fuck? 1.00

01:34:00.000 What the fuck? 1.00

01:34:01.000 That's how it should be. 1.00

01:34:02.000 That was a good movie.

01:34:03.000 Hell yeah.

01:34:04.000 That was a fun movie.

01:34:05.000 Yep, and it held up.

01:34:06.000 Giant bugs.

01:34:07.000 Because we've always said that.

01:34:08.000 Imagine, we were watching the other day this praying mantas eat a wasp.

01:34:12.000 Nice.

01:34:13.000 It's on my Instagram, one of those, I follow a lot of those, like, brutal nature- Nature Kim is metal.

01:34:18.000 And this praying mantis just has a clamp down on this wasp, and it's just eating it alive.

01:34:23.000 It's like you holding Marshall.

01:34:26.000 That's what it's like.

01:34:27.000 Because it's like half his size, right?

01:34:30.000 It's like you holding a medium-sized dog and just eating it alive.

01:34:34.000 That's what this praying mantis is doing.

01:34:36.000 And I've always thought, we're so lucky they're little.

01:34:39.000 The only way humans exist is if praying mantises are tiny little things. 0.99

01:34:44.000 Because if they were big, we would be in deep shit, dude. 0.99

01:34:48.000 Look at this thing. 0.99

01:34:49.000 Look at this thing. 1.00

01:34:50.000 Ass first. 1.00

01:34:51.000 Love it. 0.99

01:34:52.000 Yeah, but look at the strength, first of all. 0.99

01:34:55.000 Like, the wasp is not doing shit. 0.98

01:34:57.000 And it doesn't even feel remotely stressed out while it just chews. 0.98

01:35:02.000 In this most alien way, look at its eyes and its antenna.

01:35:06.000 That is a bizarre and ruthless creation of nature. 0.98

01:35:10.000 I don't think we appreciate how fucking fantastic they are because they're so little. 0.98

01:35:16.000 But look at that thing. 0.98

01:35:17.000 You know they catch hummingbirds?

01:35:19.000 Yeah, I've seen those videos. 1.00

01:35:21.000 That's disturbing shit, too. 1.00

01:35:23.000 That's wild. 1.00

01:35:25.000 Look at that thing. 0.92

01:35:26.000 They're such creeps.

01:35:27.000 They're such creeps.

01:35:28.000 Those are aliens.

01:35:29.000 Those are aliens.

01:35:30.000 Yeah, that's Starship Troopers or whatever, right there.

01:35:32.000 So, the only reason why we can be as big as we are is because they're small.

01:35:37.000 There's no way we would ever make it to this size if they were like big giant things.

01:35:42.000 They would have eaten us all.

01:35:43.000 We would have never made it. 0.99

01:35:45.000 We'd still be hiding in the trees where the grasshoppers and fucking praying mantises can't get to us. 0.99

01:35:50.000 So that was Starship Troopers. 0.99

01:35:52.000 Giant bugs.

01:35:53.000 Yep. 1.00

01:35:53.000 And I think bullets would bounce right off those fucking things. 1.00

01:35:56.000 Yeah, they're shells. 1.00

01:35:57.000 They would have like armor and shit. 0.99

01:35:59.000 Bro, they go to war with each other. 0.99

01:36:02.000 That thing.

01:36:03.000 Oh, no.

01:36:04.000 Oh, no.

01:36:05.000 Jack, son.

01:36:05.000 Bad idea.

01:36:06.000 Bad idea.

01:36:06.000 You got Jack, son.

01:36:08.000 Look at that.

01:36:09.000 That's crazy.

01:36:10.000 Why is he not doing anything with his feet and legs?

01:36:12.000 Because he can't. 1.00

01:36:12.000 He's got a fucking barb in his skull. 1.00

01:36:15.000 Dude, look what he's doing to his head. 1.00

01:36:16.000 Oh, God. 0.94

01:36:16.000 This is so gross. 0.94

01:36:17.000 Why would...

01:36:18.000 And he starts just eating them.

01:36:20.000 No, he gets them again.

01:36:21.000 Oh, come on. 0.87

01:36:22.000 But look at that.

01:36:23.000 He's chewing his lip.

01:36:24.000 That lizard just got cocky and thought, and he'd get them again.

01:36:28.000 That lizard got cocky. 0.63

01:36:29.000 Look, he's eating his eyeballs, bro.

01:36:31.000 I don't like it. 1.00

01:36:32.000 That lizard got cocky and thought he was going to be able to fuck with a praying mantis. 1.00

01:36:36.000 Play that lizard part again. 1.00

01:36:37.000 Because the lizard started it. 1.00

01:36:41.000 This lizard is a dick. 1.00

01:36:42.000 Look at him. 1.00

01:36:43.000 He's a dick. 1.00

01:36:44.000 He's like, get off my fucking branch. 1.00

01:36:45.000 He opened his mouth. 1.00

01:36:45.000 I'm gonna fuck you up. 1.00

01:36:46.000 No, you're not, bitch. 1.00

01:36:47.000 Not today, motherfucker. 1.00

01:36:49.000 Look at the pressure on his head. 1.00

01:36:51.000 Look at the pressure.

01:36:53.000 That thing is immensely strong.

01:36:56.000 I mean, that's really amazing.

01:36:58.000 When he's eating the cheek or the lip.

01:37:00.000 He's just eating his mouth while it's forced and wedged open by his forearm.

01:37:05.000 This armored forearm.

01:37:07.000 Look how it's doing it. 0.98

01:37:09.000 And then finally he gets loose, he's like, what the fuck was that about? 1.00

01:37:12.000 But he's so dumb, he stays. 1.00

01:37:14.000 Yeah, he's stupid. 1.00

01:37:15.000 And now he's getting eaten alive. 1.00

01:37:17.000 They're amazing, man. 1.00

01:37:19.000 Fuck. 1.00

01:37:20.000 That's an amazing creature of nature, because it's not that big. 1.00

01:37:24.000 So you look at how big a lizard is.

01:37:26.000 I think of lizards like dinosaurs.

01:37:27.000 Like, oh my god, dinosaurs must have been insane, big lizards. 0.99

01:37:30.000 But a lizard ain't shit compared to one of these. 0.98

01:37:33.000 Remember how we've shown a bunch of pictures of how cool they get? 0.98

01:37:36.000 Oh, the colors.

01:37:37.000 This one's clear.

01:37:37.000 They look like flowers sometimes.

01:37:39.000 Yeah.

01:37:39.000 They disguise themselves.

01:37:41.000 They disguise themselves.

01:37:42.000 Oh, it's one.

01:37:43.000 Cannibalism.

01:37:44.000 Yeah.

01:37:45.000 Look how he's just eating that bug.

01:37:48.000 I don't think they can be penetrated by most of the things that they eat.

01:37:53.000 They're so durable.

01:37:55.000 I think their claws, like if a wasp tried to sting their claws, I'm not sure if it's really getting it. 1.00

01:38:00.000 Got a fucking snake? 1.00

01:38:01.000 What the fuck? 1.00

01:38:02.000 Praying mantis got a snake? 1.00

01:38:03.000 That's the name of this video.

01:38:04.000 This is why snakes are afraid of mantises. 1.00

01:38:06.000 Holy shit, dude. 0.99

01:38:08.000 Look at the size difference. 1.00

01:38:10.000 That seems crazy.

01:38:11.000 That's a big mantis too, but...

01:38:13.000 Dude.

01:38:14.000 Yeah, I have a mantis on my back porch, but he's a small baby.

01:38:17.000 Keep feeding them your local snakes.

01:38:20.000 He eats my toads.

01:38:21.000 Bro, they're amazing.

01:38:23.000 It's an amazing...

01:38:24.000 Look at a mouse!

01:38:26.000 Holy...

01:38:27.000 That's so crazy. 1.00

01:38:28.000 Fuck, man. 1.00

01:38:29.000 That's so crazy. 1.00

01:38:30.000 That is a monster. 0.67

01:38:31.000 Yeah.

01:38:32.000 Look at the size of that mouse.

01:38:34.000 The mouse, like, physically must weigh more than the praying mantis.

01:38:37.000 We should get a couple. 1.00

01:38:38.000 Shut the fuck up, you evil person. 1.00

01:38:40.000 Get a couple mantises or mice? 1.00

01:38:42.000 Mantises. 1.00

01:38:43.000 What, and have them around and feed them shit? 1.00

01:38:44.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:38:45.000 Bro, Jamie's a psycho. 1.00

01:38:46.000 I think, yeah, have it right here. 0.99

01:38:48.000 It doesn't have to be in here.

01:38:49.000 We could have it, like, near us.

01:38:51.000 I also think you should just put a big bed here and have Marshall sit right here the whole podcast.

01:38:55.000 No, Marshall would just run around and get petted by different people.

01:38:57.000 That's his general move.

01:38:59.000 He can come in, though.

01:39:00.000 You want him in here?

01:39:01.000 I always love seeing that little sweet doggy.

01:39:03.000 Somebody bring Marshall in, please. 0.91

01:39:06.000 He'll come in.

01:39:07.000 I just hope he doesn't trip over some wires.

01:39:09.000 But generally what he does is he'll go to Jamie and get petted, and then he'll go to you to get petted, and then he'll go to me.

01:39:14.000 He does like a cycle.

01:39:14.000 See, that's so awesome.

01:39:16.000 Yeah, that dog is a love sponge.

01:39:18.000 He's the best.

01:39:19.000 I want to get more dogs.

01:39:20.000 I'm addicted to him.

01:39:21.000 Marshall!

01:39:22.000 Hey, boys!

01:39:23.000 This little guy!

01:39:24.000 What's happening, pal?

01:39:26.000 Come on up here, pal.

01:39:27.000 Come on up here.

01:39:28.000 What are you doing?

01:39:29.000 I love when Marshall...

01:39:31.000 Do you run Marshall's Instagram?

01:39:34.000 Do you run Marshall's Instagram?

01:39:38.000 I love that page.

01:39:43.000 Marshall's the best.

01:39:44.000 He's the best.

01:39:45.000 He's got his own little rug here, too.

01:39:47.000 Do you ever let him go?

01:39:48.000 Do you ever take him to like dog parks or anything like that?

01:39:51.000 Well, when I lived in California, I took him running in the trails a lot.

01:39:55.000 We did a lot of these hill running places.

01:39:58.000 There's a lot of like really nice trails, but I was always worried about rattlesnakes.

01:40:02.000 Yeah.

01:40:02.000 Because one time, remember I had Frank?

01:40:05.000 Remember Frank and Lucy, those two dogs I had?

01:40:07.000 We were running, same trail, and I run over this log. 0.98

01:40:11.000 And as I'm over this log, I realize it's a fucking rattlesnake. 1.00

01:40:16.000 And I'm like, holy shit. 1.00

01:40:18.000 And those two dogs, especially Frank, was crazy. 0.99

01:40:21.000 He got bit by rattlesnakes three times while I had them.

01:40:24.000 Oh my gosh.

01:40:24.000 Yeah, because he would bite them.

01:40:25.000 Aren't they poisonous too?

01:40:26.000 Yes.

01:40:27.000 Yeah, his face swole up.

01:40:28.000 It was crazy.

01:40:29.000 I had to take him to the vet and they give him an anti-venom.

01:40:32.000 Wow.

01:40:32.000 It's very expensive, too, though.

01:40:34.000 The antivenom is very expensive, and a lot of people, unfortunately, can't afford it.

01:40:38.000 I don't know if they have dog insurance.

01:40:40.000 Do they have dog insurance?

01:40:40.000 They must.

01:40:41.000 Yes.

01:40:41.000 So anyway, he didn't notice it.

01:40:45.000 So he was running ahead of me.

01:40:47.000 And so I stopped, and I threw a rock and hit the snake, and the snake slithered off into the grass. 0.99

01:40:53.000 But, bro, he was as thick as my fucking forearm. 0.99

01:40:56.000 That was a big-ass rattlesnake. 1.00

01:40:58.000 Yeah.

01:40:59.000 They're out there.

01:40:59.000 Yeah, there's a lot of snakes where I live.

01:41:01.000 That's what would freak me out about running with Marshall, is rattlesnakes.

01:41:04.000 Because Marshall, he's barked at dogs, I mean, barked at snakes before, and he got a possum once, which is very weird.

01:41:14.000 It was like this...

01:41:16.000 And he didn't do anything to it. 0.99

01:41:18.000 He was like, what the fuck is going on? 0.95

01:41:19.000 It stopped fighting. 0.99

01:41:21.000 It didn't run away.

01:41:22.000 He didn't try to kill it.

01:41:23.000 He was just trying to figure out, but he wasn't listening to me.

01:41:26.000 I was like, come on, man.

01:41:28.000 I was like, come on inside.

01:41:29.000 Let's go inside.

01:41:30.000 But he was just fixated.

01:41:32.000 I'm like, what are you doing over there?

01:41:33.000 And then I go and I realize he's got a possum.

01:41:38.000 Craziness.

01:41:39.000 But he's a sweetie.

01:41:41.000 This is the first Golden Retriever that I've ever had.

01:41:44.000 They're like literally the best dog.

01:41:46.000 They're all love, you know?

01:41:48.000 It's one of the dogs, all my friends growing up, my best friends had Golden Retrievers and I've always wanted a Golden Retriever, except I have Golden Retriever poop, which I'm not, I don't like that size of poop.

01:41:58.000 Yeah, you just clean it up.

01:42:00.000 You love them so much, it doesn't matter.

01:42:02.000 I love all dogs, but these dogs...

01:42:06.000 Goldens have a really loving personality, all of them.

01:42:09.000 They're all very sweet dogs.

01:42:11.000 I've never met a bad golden retriever, I don't think.

01:42:13.000 Everybody that comes over my house, he's like, you're my friend!

01:42:16.000 He's got toys, he brings them.

01:42:18.000 That's the other thing he does.

01:42:19.000 If he had a toy in here right now, he'd like to show you his toy.

01:42:23.000 Retrievers want to bring things to you, so they have these little stuffed animals and they bring them to you.

01:42:29.000 I think it is cute, though, how big he is, but yet he still has his little toys.

01:42:33.000 Yeah, oh no, he's a sweetie.

01:42:35.000 But all dogs love toys.

01:42:37.000 They love things to play with and chew on and stuff.

01:42:39.000 Mine don't.

01:42:40.000 It's weird.

01:42:40.000 Really?

01:42:41.000 Yeah, they don't understand what toys are.

01:42:44.000 Is it because they're real super little?

01:42:46.000 Yeah, they are little.

01:42:47.000 Maybe that's it.

01:42:47.000 Their mouths can't do anything.

01:42:49.000 Marshall's gonna chill over here by day.

01:42:51.000 Nice.

01:42:52.000 He's my buddy.

01:42:52.000 He watches TV shows.

01:42:54.000 Do you let him sleep with you?

01:42:55.000 No.

01:42:56.000 He sleeps right outside the door.

01:42:57.000 But he'll sleep and take naps with me watching TV. So if I'm watching fights or something like that, he'll cuddle.

01:43:04.000 He'll come up and cuddle right next to me.

01:43:06.000 Perfect.

01:43:07.000 He's the best.

01:43:08.000 As long as he's in contact with you, he'll just lay there and be at peace.

01:43:13.000 He just wants to have his body on you and your arm on him, and he just chills.

01:43:17.000 It's a weird dog, man.

01:43:19.000 He's different than any dog I've ever had.

01:43:20.000 He's more like a person.

01:43:22.000 You've always had pretty extreme dogs, though, like warriors.

01:43:28.000 Johnny Cash was the sweetest, and he was the biggest.

01:43:32.000 Or that little dog you used to have.

01:43:34.000 Johnny Cash was the sweetest until he met chickens.

01:43:39.000 Oh, yeah.

01:43:40.000 When you have a 140-pound mastiff and he decides that he wants to get at the chickens through the chicken coop.

01:43:47.000 I've told the story on the podcast before.

01:43:48.000 He got tricked into killing chickens by coyotes.

01:43:51.000 The coyote is like a coyote that pretended to be his friend.

01:43:54.000 And the coyote was so clever, it literally talked him into knocking over this chicken coop.

01:43:59.000 Wow.

01:43:59.000 Because I had a small chicken coop and then a big one.

01:44:02.000 And the big one is where they would be most of the time, and the coyotes couldn't get in it.

01:44:05.000 But the small one would take a chicken when she's brooding.

01:44:08.000 When a chicken's brooding, they pluck out their own feathers, and it's a problem.

01:44:11.000 They think that egg is going to become a chick, and it doesn't.

01:44:14.000 And the only way to resolve it is you've got to get them in a smaller coop where they have to sit on a rail and stay there for a few days.

01:44:23.000 And so you feed them, they stay in a small thing for a few days, and then whatever that cycle is in their head, they get over it.

01:44:29.000 During that time, this coyote had convinced Johnny to go and crush that little chicken coop.

01:44:35.000 Because Johnny was a huge dog.

01:44:37.000 And so he's like, is this what you want?

01:44:39.000 You want to get in there? 0.99

01:44:40.000 Because the fucking pool guy had accidentally left the gate open. 0.99

01:44:43.000 So the Mastiff was generally separated from the chickens. 0.99

01:44:47.000 So he knocks that over, and we're all playing games in the living room. 0.93

01:44:53.000 So we're sitting there, I forget what, like a card game, like Uno or some shit. 0.99

01:44:56.000 And then as we're looking up, we see this fucking coyote jump over the back fence like it's non-existent with a chicken in his mouth. 0.99

01:45:04.000 Ugh. 0.99

01:45:05.000 I see him running in the backyard by the pool, and I think one of my daughters spots it first, and she's like, Coyote! 1.00

01:45:13.000 And we look at her like, holy shit, he's got a chicken! 0.98

01:45:16.000 And so we open the door, and we had like a six-foot wrought iron fence. 0.99

01:45:22.000 This thing with a chicken in its mouth just bounced to the top of that fence, put its paws on the top, and bounced off into the hills with that chicken in its mouth.

01:45:30.000 I was like, wow, respect.

01:45:33.000 Just respect for the athleticism.

01:45:35.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:45:36.000 The athleticism that a fucking coyote has. 1.00

01:45:40.000 So they got that one. 1.00

01:45:42.000 And then Johnny realized that chickens are a thing that you should try to get. 0.98

01:45:47.000 So one day the pool guy left the fucking gate open again. 0.97

01:45:50.000 And Johnny- Who's this pool guy? 0.99

01:45:53.000 He was a great guy.

01:45:54.000 He used to play pool.

01:45:55.000 I used to actually play pool with the pool guy.

01:45:56.000 That's hilarious.

01:45:57.000 But you know, people make mistakes.

01:46:00.000 Maybe it wasn't him.

01:46:01.000 Maybe someone's blaming him. 0.98

01:46:02.000 I don't fucking know. 0.98

01:46:03.000 Point is, Johnny got over to the other side. 1.00

01:46:05.000 And when Johnny got over to the other side, he decided, why don't I just go right through this fucking giant chicken coop and kill everybody? 0.99

01:46:11.000 And by the time I got there, he had killed a bunch of them. 1.00

01:46:15.000 I got there.

01:46:16.000 I had to pick him up and drag him out.

01:46:18.000 He was just running around killing chickens.

01:46:20.000 Wow. 1.00

01:46:21.000 They were all just fucked up. 1.00

01:46:22.000 That sucks. 1.00

01:46:23.000 A couple of them survived, which was horrible, because I didn't know what to do. 0.98

01:46:27.000 And I was like, do I put them down?

01:46:29.000 Do I see if they make it?

01:46:30.000 And one of them had this big gash on their breast from his teeth.

01:46:35.000 It was horrible.

01:46:36.000 But she lived.

01:46:38.000 But I don't remember how many he killed, but it was quite a few.

01:46:41.000 Did she eat them all?

01:46:42.000 No.

01:46:43.000 No.

01:46:44.000 Our relationship with them was different.

01:46:47.000 Right.

01:46:47.000 It was like a pet.

01:46:48.000 They were like a pet that gave you eggs.

01:46:50.000 And there was like an agreement.

01:46:51.000 Like, I'm not gonna hurt you.

01:46:52.000 I'm your friend.

01:46:53.000 I'll pick you up.

01:46:54.000 I'll pet you.

01:46:54.000 I'll make you feel good.

01:46:55.000 I'm gonna feed you.

01:46:56.000 And, you know, you never have to worry about getting eaten.

01:47:00.000 Right.

01:47:00.000 Like, they give you eggs.

01:47:02.000 Like, isn't that a good deal?

01:47:03.000 Like, keep them alive.

01:47:04.000 They have a real social sort of situation.

01:47:07.000 It was a good-sized chicken coop.

01:47:09.000 It was bigger than this studio.

01:47:10.000 Or this, you know, where we're doing the podcast.

01:47:12.000 So they had, like, a lot of room to run around.

01:47:14.000 They had, like, posts to be on.

01:47:15.000 And, you know, they get all social together.

01:47:17.000 And then occasionally I'd let them out in the yard.

01:47:19.000 But when I let them out in the yard, the coyotes were, like, timing it.

01:47:23.000 So one time I let him out in the yard, and we generally would leave him out there for like an hour or so, and then go out and check on him.

01:47:28.000 But by the time I got out there, a coyote had already jumped the fence and had killed one of them.

01:47:33.000 It was just feathers everywhere, man.

01:47:35.000 It was weird.

01:47:36.000 That's disturbing.

01:47:37.000 I don't know what I would do.

01:47:39.000 But it's a weird feeling that you're being stalked by predators.

01:47:42.000 Yeah, for your pets or whatever.

01:47:44.000 One time I was in the bathroom and we heard noises and opened up this window and shined a light on the top of the chicken coop and there was two coyotes standing on the chicken boot, clawing at the chicken coop trying to figure out how to get in.

01:48:02.000 Yeah, they're wolves, right?

01:48:04.000 Yeah.

01:48:05.000 They're like a little wolf.

01:48:06.000 Yeah.

01:48:06.000 Little wild little wolves all over Los Angeles.

01:48:09.000 Isn't that strange?

01:48:10.000 Yeah.

01:48:11.000 Was that the first place you ever saw a coyote?

01:48:13.000 Absolutely, yeah.

01:48:14.000 And I guess they're here.

01:48:17.000 Our neighborhood doesn't have a problem with them, but we have a problem with cats, leopards or something like that, or bobcats or something.

01:48:23.000 I don't even know what.

01:48:24.000 We have a lot of those.

01:48:25.000 Bobcats.

01:48:25.000 Yeah, they're all over the place, which I found crazy because I've never lived anywhere where it was that much.

01:48:31.000 They'll kill your dog, too.

01:48:32.000 Yeah. 0.97

01:48:33.000 They killed a dog in my old neighborhood.

01:48:35.000 I'm more concerned about, because we have a fence and everything, but even though they can just jump over, but we have a lot of hawks, like big, giant hawks, black hawks and stuff like that.

01:48:45.000 Probably eagles, too.

01:48:46.000 Yeah.

01:48:47.000 Big birds.

01:48:47.000 I think there's eagles out here.

01:48:49.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:48:50.000 If there's not eagles in Texas, they should fucking abort them. 1.00

01:48:53.000 You ain't got no fucking eagles? 1.00

01:48:54.000 There's gotta be. 1.00

01:48:55.000 Where the fuck are y'all eagles? 0.99

01:48:57.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:48:58.000 They have to have eagles here, right?

01:48:59.000 I've seen some big-ass predatory birds, but I'm not good at identifying them.

01:49:03.000 Right.

01:49:03.000 I see a lot of vultures.

01:49:05.000 Yeah.

01:49:05.000 A lot of vultures.

01:49:06.000 Have you seen a live armadillo yet?

01:49:10.000 I've seen two dead ones, but I've not seen an armadillo yet.

01:49:13.000 I guess they're all over the place also.

01:49:15.000 I think I have.

01:49:16.000 I think I have, but I can't quite remember because it was not during me living here this time.

01:49:21.000 I think I've seen a live armadillo on one of our old Texas trips.

01:49:25.000 I don't think I've seen one while I'm here.

01:49:27.000 But I have seen a ring-tailed cat.

01:49:31.000 Have you ever seen those?

01:49:32.000 I don't know. 0.98

01:49:33.000 Really fucking cool. 0.86

01:49:35.000 Really cool looking. 0.98

01:49:36.000 This thing was running across the road.

01:49:38.000 I was like, what is that?

01:49:40.000 And the guy I was with was like, it's a ring-tailed cat.

01:49:42.000 I was like, what?

01:49:43.000 That's cool.

01:49:43.000 Look at that thing.

01:49:44.000 It doesn't even look like it exists.

01:49:47.000 It looks like a little avatar, a little fuzzy animal.

01:49:50.000 Yeah.

01:49:50.000 Or like something that doesn't belong in North America, like some South American animal.

01:49:55.000 That's like with the armadillo.

01:49:56.000 You see one of those things, you're like, what is this dinosaur on the side of it?

01:49:59.000 Well, you know, we are so connected to Mexico, and Mexico is so connected to the rest of, you know, Central America, South America.

01:50:06.000 Like, there's jaguars that get all the way up into Arizona.

01:50:09.000 Yeah.

01:50:10.000 Look at that.

01:50:10.000 Look at that thing.

01:50:11.000 What is that?

01:50:12.000 That's what we saw.

01:50:12.000 That's what it is?

01:50:13.000 Yes. 0.98

01:50:13.000 Isn't that fucking cool? 0.98

01:50:14.000 That's cool. 0.99

01:50:15.000 That one's got a collar on.

01:50:16.000 That means they captured it.

01:50:17.000 That's cute.

01:50:17.000 That's what I saw.

01:50:18.000 I was like, whoa, that's real?

01:50:21.000 What a cutie. 1.00

01:50:22.000 What a fucking cutie. 1.00

01:50:24.000 There's also a fox. 1.00

01:50:25.000 I have a video, I can't fucking find it, of a fox that was in my yard making these crazy fox noises. 0.95

01:50:31.000 Fox noises. 0.99

01:50:32.000 And Marshall, one of the things he does, if he finds fox shit, he lays in it. 0.99

01:50:37.000 He goes and he rubs it around his neck. 1.00

01:50:40.000 So one day, one day he comes in the house and he's just smothered in shit. 1.00

01:50:45.000 I mean, his whole, like, wet... 1.00

01:50:48.000 Fox shit all over the side of his neck and his chest and he just rolled in it. 0.99

01:50:53.000 I think the fox might have just laid it. 0.99

01:50:56.000 It's like the fox comes in the yard every now and then and hangs out.

01:50:59.000 It's weird.

01:51:01.000 Like they don't seem to have a problem with dogs.

01:51:03.000 Like dogs and them, it's almost like they get along.

01:51:06.000 Yeah.

01:51:08.000 Bunnies are like that too.

01:51:09.000 I have a horrible bunny situation at my house and we have about 20 bunnies that live in my yard.

01:51:14.000 And they're just causing hack.

01:51:16.000 I had parked a car, my Civic, out in my parking lot for like a couple days.

01:51:21.000 And they went in there, built nests, and then chewed all my wires and did like $2,000 worth of damage in my car.

01:51:26.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.

01:51:27.000 Twice they've done it.

01:51:29.000 Why don't you leave some carrots out, bro?

01:51:31.000 I know that's what happened when I first moved there.

01:51:33.000 I was like, oh my god, these bunnies are great. 0.98

01:51:35.000 And I used to give them carrots and shit like that. 1.00

01:51:37.000 But now they just come up to me and like sniff my feet and stuff. 0.93

01:51:40.000 Like they're not scared of me or my dogs.

01:51:42.000 Like they think my dog, they would just start running around my dogs, like playing with them and stuff.

01:51:45.000 Really?

01:51:46.000 Yeah.

01:51:46.000 And it's really weird because there's tons of them.

01:51:49.000 There's not just like two.

01:51:51.000 There's like probably about 20 that live in my yard.

01:51:54.000 Oh, wow.

01:51:55.000 And they're baby ones, big ones, ones that have missing ears.

01:51:58.000 And you're like, what happened to you?

01:51:59.000 Probably a hawk.

01:52:00.000 Yeah.

01:52:01.000 Yeah.

01:52:01.000 I mean, that's the only way to keep their population down.

01:52:04.000 Right.

01:52:04.000 Unless you have big predators.

01:52:06.000 Yeah.

01:52:06.000 But they do have fat coyotes out here.

01:52:08.000 I saw a fat boy.

01:52:09.000 You've seen coyotes out here.

01:52:10.000 Well, I saw...

01:52:10.000 Whoops.

01:52:11.000 Sorry, buddy.

01:52:12.000 I saw a photo of one that someone took on my street. 0.98

01:52:15.000 He was a fat boy.

01:52:18.000 And then my friend Shay saw a big one. 0.97

01:52:20.000 She said she saw a fat one too.

01:52:21.000 I think they have a lot to eat out here.

01:52:23.000 I think they just keep their mouth shut so they don't get shot.

01:52:25.000 You notice there's not a lot of howling out here?

01:52:27.000 No, there's not.

01:52:28.000 Different world, bro.

01:52:29.000 Yeah, it's weird.

01:52:30.000 I hear more gunshots every night.

01:52:32.000 If you're howling, that means someone's going to find you.

01:52:37.000 They're probably pretty good at it out here.

01:52:39.000 Yeah.

01:52:40.000 Coyotes are a weird animal because they're a small predator that roams around urban areas.

01:52:45.000 That look like a dog and kind of act like a dog.

01:52:48.000 Super smart, man.

01:52:50.000 There's a great book if anybody's interested in coyotes.

01:52:52.000 It's called Coyote America by Dan Flores, who's a guy who's been on the podcast before and will be again.

01:52:57.000 He's got a new book coming out in October.

01:52:58.000 He's going to come back on.

01:53:00.000 But he wrote an amazing book about coyotes, about how prevalent they are in this country and how it happened.

01:53:08.000 Because it all happened because we forced them out of areas.

01:53:11.000 When you force them out of areas, they expand and they make more coyotes.

01:53:14.000 And then they cover every city in the entire country now.

01:53:17.000 Every city in the country has coyotes.

01:53:19.000 That didn't happen before.

01:53:21.000 They were mostly in the Midwest.

01:53:23.000 Or in the West.

01:53:26.000 Right.

01:53:26.000 Yeah, I don't remember Ohio ever having them.

01:53:29.000 Yeah, they're in New York City now.

01:53:30.000 That's so weird.

01:53:31.000 They're running around in New York City.

01:53:33.000 Coyotes.

01:53:34.000 Weird.

01:53:35.000 Oh, it's the strangest.

01:53:37.000 And I think it all happened in the last 50 or 60 years.

01:53:42.000 They, you know, they figured out how to kill wolves, right?

01:53:45.000 Way back in the day, the ranchers and farmers, they basically just poisoned cattle or poisoned horses, and they would leave their body.

01:53:53.000 They'd literally stick like strychnine into a vein and pump it into their body, and then these wolves would eat the horse or whatever animal they left behind, and they would all get poisoned.

01:54:03.000 And they kept doing that, and they successfully did that so many times that they killed off the entire population of wolves in that area of North America.

01:54:11.000 And, you know, they couldn't do that to the coyote.

01:54:14.000 They were too slick. 1.00

01:54:15.000 The coyote's like, uh, I see your fucking game, bitch. 1.00

01:54:19.000 And so when they tried to push the coyotes out, if they shoot them, then when the coyotes howl at night, they're doing like roll call. 1.00

01:54:26.000 And if one guy's missing, the females start making more puppies. 0.73

01:54:30.000 So female coyotes in these stressed little packs, they'll have extra puppies. 1.00

01:54:38.000 So when someone dies, they make more kids.

01:54:40.000 And then they move.

01:54:41.000 They move to a new area.

01:54:42.000 They establish a new territory.

01:54:46.000 But that's how, you know, when people leave their cats out at night and, you know, Fluffy never came home. 1.00

01:54:51.000 Yeah, well, what the fuck are you doing? 1.00

01:54:53.000 I hate that. 1.00

01:54:54.000 There's wolves out there.

01:54:55.000 There's literal wolves that patrol your backyard.

01:54:58.000 They're just small enough so you don't feel threatened by them.

01:55:00.000 That's all it is.

01:55:01.000 You see that video the other day of a coyote attacking a cat and the cat defending itself?

01:55:07.000 Wild.

01:55:07.000 That's crazy.

01:55:08.000 The cat fought it off.

01:55:10.000 Yeah.

01:55:10.000 That cat's a...

01:55:11.000 Gangster.

01:55:11.000 Thank God it wasn't declawed.

01:55:13.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:55:13.000 No shit, right? 0.99

01:55:14.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:55:15.000 Declawed cats are fucked. 1.00

01:55:16.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:55:16.000 I'm surprised that's... 1.00

01:55:17.000 Is it legal still?

01:55:19.000 I'm surprised that hasn't been canceled yet.

01:55:20.000 It's not declawed.

01:55:22.000 You're chopping the last digit of their finger off.

01:55:24.000 Yeah.

01:55:24.000 It's a crazy thing you have to do.

01:55:26.000 And it's weird.

01:55:27.000 Growing up, we were always like, no, you have to get it declawed after you need to do this.

01:55:32.000 Well, cats are weird that if you have a male cat, you have to get it neutered.

01:55:36.000 Right.

01:55:36.000 You know, you have to, because they're not going to listen.

01:55:39.000 Like, you get a dog, Marshall, I can keep Marshall from having sex. 0.98

01:55:42.000 It's pretty easy. 0.94

01:55:43.000 Just don't bring him around any hoes. 1.00

01:55:45.000 Oh, you didn't chop off his balls? 1.00

01:55:46.000 No, he's got his balls. 1.00

01:55:47.000 Wow. 1.00

01:55:48.000 So if you...

01:55:48.000 But I had this conversation with Andrew Huberman, who is...

01:55:52.000 What's his field of expertise?

01:55:54.000 He's an expert in...

01:55:55.000 He's from Stanford, and he's like a super genius...

01:56:00.000 On human performance and physical performance and what causes people to recover quicker.

01:56:07.000 So he's an associate professor in the Department of Neurobiology at Stanford.

01:56:13.000 And so he said that when he got his dog fixed, he realized that his dog was just more lethargic and was having problems getting around.

01:56:24.000 And he started giving his dog testosterone.

01:56:27.000 After you got your dog fixed and the dog came back to life again, was acting better and healthier.

01:56:33.000 You're taking away not just your dog's ability to reproduce, but you're taking away your dog's ability to develop testosterone.

01:56:39.000 And people say, well, yeah, well, then dogs have a higher incident of cancer, of prostate cancer, if they don't get castrated.

01:56:50.000 Which may be true.

01:56:53.000 But it's like, that's what a dog is supposed to be.

01:56:55.000 That's a dog.

01:56:55.000 Like, to save him from prostate cancer, I think we should do is make sure your dog doesn't breed and make puppies, be a responsible dog owner.

01:57:04.000 And if you're going to have your dog around other male dogs and it's an aggressive dog, yeah, that's probably not good either.

01:57:11.000 Those are problems.

01:57:13.000 But for a dog like Marshall, he doesn't have to get fixed.

01:57:16.000 Stop.

01:57:17.000 I definitely want to be a responsible dog owner, and I definitely don't want him having puppies that someone's not going to want or take care of.

01:57:24.000 That's the problem.

01:57:25.000 I just think it's weird that we do that to animals.

01:57:28.000 But you have to do it to cats, was my point.

01:57:30.000 You have to.

01:57:31.000 If you don't, they piss all over your house. 0.99

01:57:33.000 Like, every male cat that anybody has has been castrated, which is kind of fucked. 1.00

01:57:38.000 Kind of fucked. 0.99

01:57:40.000 You know, it's kind of a weird thing. 1.00

01:57:41.000 Like, we can keep this pet, but he got to chop his nuts off 100% of the time.

01:57:45.000 Like, you can have a dog like Marshall. 0.89

01:57:47.000 Like, you see, he's five years old, he has his balls, and he's the sweetest dog in the world.

01:57:51.000 Like, there's no issues with aggression at all. 0.96

01:57:53.000 It doesn't exist.

01:57:54.000 But he's got a lot of energy.

01:57:55.000 He exercises a lot.

01:57:56.000 We do a lot of stuff.

01:57:57.000 He has plenty of energy.

01:57:58.000 My other dog that I had had that I had him fixed, like, later in his life, I had him fixed when he was, like, five.

01:58:05.000 He got immediately lethargic.

01:58:08.000 Immediately.

01:58:08.000 He was tired all the time.

01:58:10.000 He just wanted to lay down.

01:58:11.000 And it was sad.

01:58:12.000 It made me sad.

01:58:13.000 I was like, what have I done?

01:58:15.000 This was like 20 years ago, I guess.

01:58:18.000 It was like, what have I done?

01:58:21.000 What have I done?

01:58:22.000 He was healthier before this.

01:58:24.000 Yeah, I mean, my male Shih Tzu, we got it later.

01:58:27.000 I think he was six or seven.

01:58:29.000 He got castrated late in his life.

01:58:33.000 And he just sleeps all day.

01:58:34.000 He's a cat now.

01:58:35.000 Did he change after you got impressed?

01:58:37.000 Yeah, 100%.

01:58:38.000 And this is not us giving advice about what you should and shouldn't do.

01:58:44.000 But I'm just saying that...

01:58:47.000 There are certain animals, like it is weird to have a male cat because you have to fix him. 0.99

01:58:51.000 You have to cut his balls off. 1.00

01:58:52.000 If you let a male cat wander around your house, first of all, that's the most irresponsible thing because they're going to fuck everybody. 1.00

01:58:58.000 They're going to fuck every cat that's in heat anywhere in the remote area and there's a lot of bad cat owners and they let those dirty female cats outside and they fuck up a storm and come back and they're knocked up. 1.00

01:59:10.000 But that's a wild life. 1.00

01:59:12.000 You know, imagine being a cat. 0.97

01:59:13.000 Like a male cat with your own balls in the city. 0.99

01:59:17.000 Hell yeah. 1.00

01:59:18.000 Just wandering around.

01:59:20.000 Banging.

01:59:21.000 Making babies everywhere. 1.00

01:59:23.000 Fucking up rats. 1.00

01:59:24.000 With your hooked penis. 1.00

01:59:25.000 Ripping all that. 1.00

01:59:26.000 That's what's gross, right?

01:59:27.000 Yeah.

01:59:28.000 That's what's gross.

01:59:29.000 But I've met dogs that are fixed and they're super happy dogs and they got a lot of energy.

01:59:34.000 It's just from Huberman's perspective.

01:59:37.000 I think it's the age.

01:59:39.000 I don't know.

01:59:41.000 I mean, you're not going to produce testosterone anymore.

01:59:45.000 I know it gives you energy.

01:59:48.000 I know it helps you recover better.

01:59:50.000 I know it does.

01:59:52.000 If you don't have that anymore, I just would imagine that you would feel more sluggish.

01:59:58.000 That's what happens to guys when they get low T. I feel like I have a low T right now.

02:00:01.000 I need to get it checked out.

02:00:03.000 I checked it like four years ago, and I was on the low side of average.

02:00:06.000 So I was like, eh, well, I'm not going to go crazy on this.

02:00:09.000 Time to start juicing, son.

02:00:10.000 Yeah.

02:00:11.000 I don't want to do the shots, though.

02:00:12.000 Is there any way to not do the shots?

02:00:15.000 That just seems awful.

02:00:16.000 Yeah, they had a spray for a while.

02:00:19.000 Oh, that's way better.

02:00:21.000 They have gummies?

02:00:22.000 Or a drop.

02:00:23.000 There was testosterone drops.

02:00:25.000 They did have gummies because that's what those baseball players got busted using. 1.00

02:00:30.000 They would take testosterone gummies.

02:00:32.000 Really?

02:00:33.000 Yeah.

02:00:34.000 Imagine if you gained weight because you got on testosterone because you were just eating gummies all day.

02:00:38.000 Does that cream work?

02:00:40.000 The cream?

02:00:41.000 The cream?

02:00:41.000 Yeah, it does.

02:00:42.000 But the problem with that stuff is there's secondary contamination.

02:00:46.000 Your skin gets in contact with your wife's skin. 0.99

02:00:49.000 She grows a mustache.

02:00:50.000 Oh, God.

02:00:51.000 I'm not kidding.

02:00:52.000 This is what's going on with this kid.

02:00:54.000 There was a kid, and his father was using testosterone cream, and from his contact with it, the kid started going through puberty at two.

02:01:02.000 He started exhibiting signs of puberty.

02:01:06.000 But, also, I think they said his hog grew.

02:01:09.000 So, guaranteed people are going to start rubbing that stuff on their kids now. 0.99

02:01:13.000 After that story.

02:01:15.000 Pull that story up, because it's really kind of crazy.

02:01:17.000 It's nuts.

02:01:18.000 Like, they realize that this guy is getting this testosterone cream all over his little kid.

02:01:25.000 Ugh.

02:01:26.000 Yeah.

02:01:27.000 Because it doesn't just completely go into your skin.

02:01:30.000 You don't wash it off.

02:01:31.000 Like, right?

02:01:32.000 You rub it on.

02:01:32.000 There was a science version of it, but this is easier to read.

02:01:35.000 Okay, a two-year-old showed signs of puberty after he was exposed to his dad's testosterone gel.

02:01:40.000 He developed pubic hair and his height was off the charts.

02:01:44.000 Wow, he's gonna be the greatest athlete of all time.

02:01:46.000 Imagine if they found out.

02:01:47.000 Look at that.

02:01:48.000 Barnaby Brownswell. 1.00

02:01:49.000 Shit! 1.00

02:01:51.000 Goddamn pop-ups. 1.00

02:01:52.000 Barnaby Brownsell developed a sizable, in quotes, penis. 1.00

02:01:58.000 And pubic hair at the age of two. 1.00

02:02:00.000 The kid has a hog on him.

02:02:03.000 Now, hold that kid back one year.

02:02:07.000 So that he's the greatest athlete of all time.

02:02:08.000 Hold him back one year.

02:02:10.000 On one occasion, she said a stranger remarked that he looked like a little man.

02:02:14.000 She said some people had called him a Viking or Samson because of his muscular build. 0.98

02:02:19.000 But it was only after Brownsell saw pubic hair around Barnaby's sizable penis that she got seriously worried. 0.84

02:02:26.000 I knew it wasn't normal, the 43-year-old mom told Insider, noting that her toddler resembled a 4- or 5-year-old boy. 0.95

02:02:33.000 He'd have massive sustained erections.

02:02:37.000 And his height and weight were off the charts.

02:02:40.000 Massive Sustained Directions is the new name of my special.

02:02:46.000 Brownsell of Brighton, England added he weighed 26 pounds at the age of 1. It put on over 2 pounds every month between the ages of 12 and 18 months.

02:02:56.000 It wasn't fat, just muscle.

02:02:58.000 What the heck?

02:02:59.000 Oh my god.

02:03:00.000 Dr. Tony Hulse, a pediatric endocrinologist at Everlina London Children's Hospital in the UK, was somewhat baffled when Brownsell consulted him in March.

02:03:16.000 Wow.

02:03:16.000 Oh my god, Barnaby had as much testosterone in his system as an adult male.

02:03:22.000 The guy was going hard.

02:03:23.000 Father must have been just slathering.

02:03:25.000 That's the problem when you give people testosterone gel.

02:03:27.000 They're like, I want you to use one ounce.

02:03:29.000 They're like, what happens if I use 18 ounces?

02:03:32.000 Yeah, was this kid, like, raging, though?

02:03:34.000 This guy was probably raging.

02:03:35.000 He was probably just smothering himself in this thing.

02:03:38.000 Let me hug the boy!

02:03:40.000 Let me make a man out of this boy!

02:03:43.000 That's wild.

02:03:45.000 Kid grew a sizable hog.

02:03:47.000 It's like you kind of want to ask, like, what's that mean?

02:03:50.000 Like, how many inches when you don't?

02:03:52.000 You don't want to ask.

02:03:53.000 You're not allowed to ask.

02:03:54.000 You can't be curious about that.

02:03:56.000 I mean, but they put it in our head, sizable, massive, sustained erections.

02:04:01.000 That's really what it said, right?

02:04:02.000 Yep.

02:04:03.000 It said massive, right?

02:04:04.000 Twice.

02:04:05.000 Imagine. 1.00

02:04:05.000 Imagine your two-year-old with just a fucking Red Bull can. 1.00

02:04:10.000 You're jealous of your kid. 1.00

02:04:12.000 Yeah.

02:04:13.000 Jesus.

02:04:16.000 Just like a child's arm.

02:04:20.000 No.

02:04:22.000 Imagine a baby having that.

02:04:23.000 Now that they know, though, this is the problem, man. 1.00

02:04:27.000 They put that fucking article out and we just talked about it. 0.99

02:04:30.000 And now that people know that, there's going to be people out there that do that to their kids. 0.99

02:04:33.000 Also, like, so what if the kid was just, I mean, granted, they probably did test and figure it was testosterone related, but what if he just grew faster than normal kids?

02:04:44.000 No, dude. 0.84

02:04:45.000 That's silly. 0.86

02:04:46.000 You're being a contrarian. 0.96

02:04:47.000 Look at this.

02:04:48.000 Insider...

02:04:48.000 Stop being in an aquarium.

02:04:49.000 Stop being in an Aquarius.

02:04:52.000 Insider reached out to Bezins, the European pharmacy company that manufactures the gel for comma, and is awaiting a response.

02:04:59.000 Meanwhile, Brown still said that Barnaby's, in quotes, avoidable condition has taken its toll.

02:05:05.000 The toxin has effectively distorted his appearance, she said.

02:05:10.000 We'll never know what he was supposed to look like at the age of two.

02:05:13.000 Oh, wow.

02:05:14.000 What does he look like?

02:05:16.000 Does he look like a little man?

02:05:17.000 I don't know how old the picture is.

02:05:19.000 That's him one year old.

02:05:20.000 It says he's maybe two there.

02:05:22.000 It's the size of his dad.

02:05:23.000 The size of a child at least two years older than him.

02:05:26.000 That he's muscular and the size of a child two years older than him.

02:05:29.000 Let me see.

02:05:30.000 Zoom in on his face.

02:05:31.000 Oh, there's another picture here.

02:05:34.000 Oh yeah, back there, back there.

02:05:35.000 No, no, you just passed one.

02:05:38.000 That's it.

02:05:39.000 Yeah, wow, that's a two-year-old?

02:05:40.000 He's got the cheeks like he's on testosterone, right? 0.88

02:05:46.000 The kid looks jacked.

02:05:47.000 Peter Brownsell applied testosterone gel to his skin every day, not knowing that the substance was being transferred to his son. 0.99

02:05:54.000 That must make him feel fucking terrible. 0.99

02:05:58.000 Wow. 0.99

02:05:59.000 That picture looks like the kid's raging right now.

02:06:02.000 Look at how they phrase this.

02:06:03.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:06:04.000 What the fuck you taking a picture, bro? 1.00

02:06:06.000 She said they were shocked to learn that the generous amount of topical gel that he applied every day may have caused Barnaby's issue. 1.00

02:06:15.000 The generous amount of topical gel. 0.99

02:06:18.000 He might have been one of those crazy dudes. 0.98

02:06:20.000 He might have been one of those crazy dudes that just like couldn't put enough on. 0.99

02:06:24.000 Right. 1.00

02:06:25.000 Fucking raging. 0.99

02:06:27.000 Rubbing it on his belly. 0.99

02:06:28.000 And that's prescription stuff, right?

02:06:30.000 You would have to get it prescribed? 0.99

02:06:32.000 Marshall's like, what the fuck are you doing? 1.00

02:06:34.000 Trying to take a nap. 1.00

02:06:38.000 I think, yeah, it's prescription stuff, yeah.

02:06:40.000 But I don't know, you know, who knows who the doctor is, who knows what the compounding pharmacy is, who knows what the laws are in the state where he lives in or the place where he lives in.

02:06:51.000 Yeah, I don't know how well regulated it is.

02:06:53.000 Because, like, if they tell you you're only supposed to take X, but you're like, well, I don't want to tell you why.

02:06:58.000 That's generally what guys would do.

02:07:00.000 Right. 0.99

02:07:01.000 It's like my old joke about big dick pills. 1.00

02:07:03.000 Right. 1.00

02:07:04.000 It'd be 30 seconds before the first guy dies of an overdose.

02:07:08.000 Like, no one's gonna take one.

02:07:10.000 But I wonder now if people are gonna start doing this to their kids.

02:07:13.000 I hope not.

02:07:14.000 Because there has to be negatives about it, also.

02:07:17.000 Well, it might counteract the plastics.

02:07:19.000 Maybe that's the move.

02:07:20.000 And the pharmaceutical companies all win.

02:07:22.000 We counteract the plastics by applying testosterone gel to babies. 1.00

02:07:30.000 Stupid. 1.00

02:07:31.000 So fucking crazy that that would even be a thought. 1.00

02:07:34.000 Right. 0.99

02:07:34.000 But you know what? 0.99

02:07:34.000 This is what's really dumb. 0.99

02:07:36.000 Me, just having said that, you know there's going to be a lot of people that are like, that's actually not a bad deal. 0.97

02:07:40.000 Yeah, let's try it.

02:07:41.000 That's not a bad idea.

02:07:43.000 If you really think about it, if we are losing a 50% Size count in sperm counts. 0.99

02:07:52.000 It's like sperm counts have dropped, testosterone levels have dropped, taints are shrinking, penises are shrinking, balls are shrinking. 0.99

02:07:59.000 What do we do? 1.00

02:08:00.000 Lather him up with test.

02:08:01.000 Let's take little Billy.

02:08:03.000 Imagine if you had a twin and there was two twins, right?

02:08:08.000 Both boys look exactly the same.

02:08:10.000 One of them, you just lather him up every day with test.

02:08:12.000 And he just towers over the other one like the Hulk, like an ogre.

02:08:15.000 Just keeps growing. 0.99

02:08:16.000 Giant hog.

02:08:17.000 Hairy. 0.97

02:08:18.000 Built like a Russian wrestler.

02:08:20.000 Everyone's going to want to do that.

02:08:23.000 There's so many people that are going to want to do that.

02:08:25.000 So many people that want their kid to be in the NFL. Like, I know how to get him in.

02:08:29.000 Now I know.

02:08:32.000 Hold him back.

02:08:33.000 Get some tea cream.

02:08:36.000 Do you know, yeah.

02:08:37.000 Do you know they're probably doing that in China?

02:08:39.000 Why wouldn't they do that?

02:08:41.000 If they know that now, if they know that now from this case, if I know about it, it's on the internet.

02:08:47.000 I mean, I saw it tweeted a hundred places.

02:08:49.000 So that's looking this up.

02:08:50.000 There's a story.

02:08:51.000 This is the first thing I clicked on.

02:08:53.000 This is from 2008. It talks about, I think it says it's this, I don't know.

02:08:57.000 I'm imagining that being seven and a half, but I don't know what seven slash 12 is.

02:09:01.000 It says a very similar thing.

02:09:04.000 They found the pubic hair distribution was that of probably an older kid.

02:09:10.000 It wasn't that abnormal.

02:09:13.000 The testosterone was very high, though, when tested.

02:09:17.000 From their child's father.

02:09:18.000 They think it's the same thing.

02:09:20.000 Look what it says here.

02:09:21.000 It says the findings were normal for his laboratory evaluation findings were normal for age except for the testosterone concentration, which is comparable to a late pubescent and adult male levels of 371 nanograms per deciliter.

02:09:36.000 Brain magnetic resonance imagery and testicular ultrasonography were normal.

02:09:42.000 Skeletal age was advanced at 4 and 6 out of 12 years.

02:09:49.000 Oh, that's what it is.

02:09:50.000 Four and a half, I guess.

02:09:50.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:09:52.000 So it's four and a half.

02:09:53.000 Repeated, this is just a scientific paper.

02:09:57.000 Repeated laboratory evaluation after the child's father ceased testosterone use revealed a normal testosterone combination of 10 nanograms per deciliter.

02:10:06.000 Thus, this boy's sexual precocity was attributed to inadvertent exogenous androgen exposure.

02:10:14.000 So that means the cream caused his testosterone spike, so his body acted as if it was 13. Wow.

02:10:23.000 People are going to do that.

02:10:24.000 And every single girlfriend and wife that dated these guys probably also have all this testosterone. 1.00

02:10:30.000 They're probably horny as fuck. 0.99

02:10:31.000 They're probably horny, like two horny. 1.00

02:10:33.000 Hairy lips. 0.99

02:10:33.000 All day, ready to go. 0.99

02:10:36.000 When do you think it was the first time a woman decided to shave her legs? 0.99

02:10:41.000 Let's see.

02:10:42.000 Because that's an interesting move, right? 1.00

02:10:44.000 Like, once one lady shaved her legs, all the other girls are probably like, oh, this bitch. 1.00

02:10:49.000 Now I gotta shave my fucking legs too? 1.00

02:10:52.000 Look at her. 1.00

02:10:53.000 With her fucking hairless legs. 1.00

02:10:56.000 Like, when do you think that happened? 1.00

02:10:57.000 Take a guess.

02:10:58.000 Whenever the razor was probably first invented, the...

02:11:02.000 Shaving razor?

02:11:03.000 But firstly, it was a straight edge.

02:11:05.000 Yeah, not then.

02:11:06.000 It was whenever they made the actual...

02:11:08.000 I would say 1935. 1935. Hmm.

02:11:16.000 I want to say it was earlier.

02:11:17.000 Earlier?

02:11:18.000 I would say earlier other than later.

02:11:21.000 I want to say it was in the 1800s.

02:11:23.000 1800s?

02:11:24.000 Red Band is correct.

02:11:26.000 What was the actual age?

02:11:27.000 Around the 1920s.

02:11:30.000 Wow. 0.99

02:11:31.000 So all those times in the Old West, everyone had hairy ass legs. 0.99

02:11:36.000 It says the beauty industry caused it. 0.99

02:11:38.000 Oh, in the Roaring Twenties.

02:11:40.000 Hemlines rise and the hair removal industry targets legs.

02:11:44.000 Wow.

02:11:45.000 So what did they do then?

02:11:47.000 So this is 1927, okay?

02:11:49.000 So women shaving their legs in 1927. They were on Broadway, so they were slightly atypical for the time. 0.98

02:11:56.000 So that was unusual.

02:11:58.000 Stop moving.

02:11:58.000 I'm reading.

02:12:00.000 So that was unusual for the time, they're saying.

02:12:04.000 These ladies were on Broadway. 1.00

02:12:05.000 So it says, but during the 20s, knee-high skirts made legs more visible, and depilatory companies wasted no time claiming their products enabled a woman to bathe stockingless without self-consciousness. 0.93

02:12:20.000 Bathe stockingless.

02:12:21.000 So they would bathe with stockings on?

02:12:24.000 What?

02:12:25.000 What?

02:12:26.000 So that's how they would cover their hair?

02:12:28.000 Hope's analysis showed that a relatively small percentage of ads focused on leg removal.

02:12:33.000 Leg hair removal.

02:12:34.000 What?

02:12:35.000 In Harper's Bazaar, for example, 66% of the ads mentioned it, but only 10% made it their sole focus.

02:12:42.000 66% of the ads mentioned leg hair removal?

02:12:46.000 Wow. 0.99

02:12:48.000 What the fuck, man? 1.00

02:12:50.000 I guess once you see it once, though, you're like, oh, finally these ladies... 1.00

02:12:54.000 Stop, stop, stop.

02:12:55.000 Go back up, please.

02:12:56.000 Right there.

02:12:57.000 Briefly, it seemed like depilatories might just be a passing fad.

02:13:01.000 From 1924 to 1926, ads for them disappeared from the Sears catalog and McCall's, and most of the ads were seasonal, running from around April to September, timing that suggested women mostly relegated hair removal to summer.

02:13:15.000 When their underarms and legs were exposed, that didn't last.

02:13:20.000 So the 50s.

02:13:21.000 In the 1950s, bare legs become the norm.

02:13:24.000 So this is an ad from the 50s.

02:13:26.000 Scroll down a little bit.

02:13:28.000 Look at that.

02:13:29.000 Give thanks for a hair remover that's kind to your nose and nerves.

02:13:33.000 Oh, so they were just using poison.

02:13:36.000 Oh my gosh.

02:13:37.000 And just killing the hair. 0.96

02:13:39.000 Yes, it is.

02:13:41.000 Whisk...

02:13:41.000 What is that?

02:13:42.000 Whisk you here?

02:13:44.000 What?

02:13:44.000 It's a lot like nair.

02:13:46.000 Oh, Whisk is the name of the product.

02:13:48.000 Whisk you hear hundreds of fastidious women talking about. 1.00

02:13:51.000 Whisk doesn't smell, doesn't hurt, or pull.

02:13:55.000 It looks for all the world like your favorite cleansing cream.

02:13:59.000 Breathes faintly a clean, pleasant fragrance, yet almost without effort, it removes unwanted arm and leg hair at the skin surface.

02:14:09.000 And unlike your razor, Whisk causes no porcupine aftergrowth.

02:14:14.000 Discover Whisk today.

02:14:15.000 Okay, now look up dangers of hair removal cream.

02:14:20.000 I can tell you.

02:14:21.000 I used to do it on my back when I was single because I didn't want, you know, you hook up with a girl because of my back hair and I didn't have a way to like reach it. 0.77

02:14:29.000 So I'd just pour a bunch of nair on a trash bag and just like roll around on it and would get my crack, my butt crack and stuff. 0.92

02:14:35.000 It was horrible, dude. 0.72

02:14:36.000 Don't recommend it.

02:14:38.000 Zero.

02:14:38.000 How does it get it off you?

02:14:40.000 What is it doing to the hair?

02:14:41.000 I don't know.

02:14:42.000 Is it burning?

02:14:42.000 Because I would have to do that and then I would have to put a towel down and pretty much scrape my back on the towel and it just peeled the hair off.

02:14:49.000 So whatever it does, it's like some kind of peely thing.

02:14:52.000 Here it says, the chemicals in depilatory...

02:14:55.000 Is that the right way to say it?

02:14:57.000 That's what you said in the last episode.

02:14:58.000 Depilatory...

02:14:59.000 You have to keep going with that.

02:15:00.000 I don't think I'm the expert in this.

02:15:03.000 The chemicals in depilatory creams are active formulas meant to dissolve the hair shaft Even using such creams on non-sensitive areas has risks.

02:15:15.000 Burns, irritation, allergies, the skin around private parts, and on the face is very sensitive and vulnerable to such products.

02:15:24.000 Wow. 0.99

02:15:25.000 So I've seen people that have used it on their face and fucked their face up. 0.99

02:15:30.000 Yeah, that's dangerous. 1.00

02:15:31.000 Yeah.

02:15:32.000 Didn't Brody, remember when Brody got laser hair removal and they scarred his face?

02:15:36.000 Yeah.

02:15:37.000 Yeah.

02:15:38.000 He was so sad about that scar.

02:15:40.000 He's like, can you see my scar?

02:15:42.000 That's why he had beards all the time.

02:15:45.000 Yeah, he... 1.00

02:15:46.000 God damn it, that sucked. 1.00

02:15:48.000 Yeah, I know. 1.00

02:15:48.000 Why'd you... 1.00

02:15:49.000 That bummed me out.

02:15:51.000 It sucks, too, because I have a lot of friends that have made me Brody paintings and stuff, and so I have them all over my house.

02:15:59.000 And the other day I was like, this can't be good for me, because I'm constantly seeing Brody every single day, you know?

02:16:04.000 Well, if you just can get it out of your head that he's dead and just remember with a good memory.

02:16:12.000 The memory of him alive was so much fun.

02:16:17.000 I do miss him though, man. 0.98

02:16:18.000 It sucks.

02:16:18.000 Yeah, I miss him too.

02:16:19.000 It sucks.

02:16:19.000 I just, I can't imagine the kind of pain that a guy like him was in, that he wanted to do that.

02:16:26.000 And we knew that he would, you know, he'd go off his meds and he'd be real sad and he'd be angry and fucked up. 0.96

02:16:36.000 It's a bummer, man. 0.99

02:16:37.000 Yeah.

02:16:37.000 It's a bummer.

02:16:39.000 I've known so many people that have taken their own life.

02:16:42.000 A lot of comedians.

02:16:43.000 Janice was talking about this the other day, my girlfriend.

02:16:45.000 Just knowing you, Brian, I've known more people die than I've ever had in my whole entire life just from knowing you for six years.

02:16:54.000 And it's true. 0.56

02:16:55.000 So many comedians are suffering.

02:16:59.000 Well, it's a difficult thing psychologically for you, you know, to constantly have to get up there and perform for people and hope you don't bomb and, you know, and deal with it when you do and try to write new material and you're on one day and you're off the next.

02:17:17.000 You don't know why and then you're back.

02:17:19.000 And then you're better and you learn from it and you keep going, but it's a stressful thing.

02:17:22.000 Yeah, it's constant torture almost.

02:17:24.000 Yeah, some people don't like that stress.

02:17:26.000 It's different for some people.

02:17:28.000 Some guys like Chappelle just seem to skate through it with ease.

02:17:32.000 It's one of the reasons why he's so good is his process is so seamless.

02:17:35.000 He just comes up with things that mean something to him that he wants to talk about, and he just starts developing bits.

02:17:40.000 And he develops them and he just does a shit ton of sets all over the place.

02:17:44.000 And he turns over an hour quicker than anybody I've ever seen.

02:17:47.000 That's what Donnell and I were talking about one day.

02:17:50.000 Who turns over an hour quicker than Chappelle?

02:17:52.000 Nobody.

02:17:53.000 He immediately has a new hour.

02:17:55.000 It's pretty amazing.

02:17:56.000 And then it just keeps getting better and better and better until he's ready to film.

02:18:00.000 But he's super commando dedicated.

02:18:04.000 Constantly on the road, constantly doing that.

02:18:06.000 But for him, that's his way of life, that's his love, and it works.

02:18:11.000 But some people just, they can't do it.

02:18:15.000 They just, it's just too much.

02:18:16.000 After a while, it's too much, you know?

02:18:19.000 And then it's also, like, interacting with so many people.

02:18:23.000 Like, sometimes that's overwhelming to people.

02:18:25.000 They don't know how to handle that.

02:18:26.000 You know?

02:18:27.000 It's weird.

02:18:28.000 It's weird. 0.55

02:18:31.000 And so some people just, they just fucking want to check out. 0.68

02:18:34.000 And then there's also guys that get mad that they don't think that they got what they deserved. 0.92

02:18:38.000 They don't think they achieved, they look at other people that achieved more than them, they get upset.

02:18:45.000 Which is unfortunate, that was Richard Jenney, right?

02:18:47.000 Before he killed himself.

02:18:48.000 Like his thing was that he always wanted to be like a Jim Carrey. 0.69

02:18:53.000 He wanted to be that guy that was in these movies and killing it.

02:18:56.000 And he had a TV show for a while called Platypus Man.

02:18:59.000 Oh, yeah.

02:18:59.000 But the thing about...

02:19:01.000 Jenny was his stand-up. 0.98

02:19:04.000 His stand-up was fucking sensational. 0.99

02:19:06.000 Like anybody can... 0.99

02:19:07.000 Not anybody.

02:19:08.000 I'm not saying anybody can be a comedic actor.

02:19:10.000 But what I'm saying is every comedic actor can't do stand-up.

02:19:13.000 And Jenny could do comedic... 1.00

02:19:15.000 I'm not saying they can't do stand-up.

02:19:17.000 I'm just saying most of them don't have the kind of chops that Jenny had.

02:19:23.000 I mean, I think a lot of very funny people could be good at stand-up, just to be clear.

02:19:26.000 They just need to go through the proper steps.

02:19:28.000 It's a long-ass road.

02:19:30.000 But Jenny had already gone through that road, and he was doing, like, comedy movies.

02:19:34.000 But I'm like, hey, man, other people could do comedy movies.

02:19:36.000 Like, one of the best comics alive.

02:19:37.000 And he was bummed out.

02:19:39.000 It bothered him, apparently.

02:19:41.000 He didn't get the recognition he deserved while he was alive. 1.00

02:19:45.000 But that guy was a fucking stone-cold killer. 0.99

02:19:48.000 I learned from him how to make a bit comprehensive, like you completely cover the subject, like cover all the areas of the subject. 0.99

02:19:58.000 Because one of the funniest things about him, he would have killer beat after killer beat about something, and then he would find a new way to look at it, and he'd come in it from another direction.

02:20:08.000 And he would have these bits that are like five, seven minutes long on this one subject. 0.98

02:20:11.000 And you're like, holy shit is this good. 0.95

02:20:14.000 Just the writing was just so clean. 0.98

02:20:17.000 It's like so crisp.

02:20:19.000 Do you ever take a bit...

02:20:23.000 And just try to do it backwards.

02:20:25.000 I do that a lot where I'll try to start off at the end of the joke and work my way up the other way.

02:20:30.000 You definitely can.

02:20:31.000 Yeah, sometimes that's the best way to handle a subject.

02:20:34.000 Yeah, because you find new little routes that you never would have thought the other way.

02:20:38.000 Or at least it's something I do once in a while and it works maybe half the time, you know, but I still find it fun.

02:20:44.000 It's almost like a...

02:20:45.000 I don't know.

02:20:46.000 Yeah, I know what you're saying.

02:20:48.000 I think experimentation, some of them fail, but some of them it's a way better way to do the joke.

02:20:56.000 You never know.

02:20:57.000 You never really know.

02:20:58.000 That's the crazy thing about comedy.

02:20:59.000 People are like, why did you say that?

02:21:00.000 I'm like, I don't know what I said.

02:21:01.000 I was trying.

02:21:02.000 Swinging.

02:21:03.000 Trying to make something funny that it might not be.

02:21:06.000 And you have these split-second moments where you have to decide whether or not you should try out this bit or try out this...

02:21:13.000 You have a thought in your head, and sometimes it just doesn't work.

02:21:15.000 Sometimes right when you say it, you're like, no, I'm going here.

02:21:18.000 I'm doing this.

02:21:19.000 No, I didn't want to.

02:21:19.000 And then you're stuck.

02:21:20.000 Then you're stuck.

02:21:21.000 Like, what have I committed to?

02:21:22.000 I got off.

02:21:23.000 It's basically like falling down when you're riding a dirt bike.

02:21:26.000 Get back up.

02:21:27.000 Keep going.

02:21:27.000 Don't commit to being the thing that falls down.

02:21:30.000 Right.

02:21:31.000 But the pain of a bomb is just so rough for people.

02:21:38.000 It's such a rough feeling that they just don't know if they can keep doing it.

02:21:42.000 It gets to a point where some people are like, I just can't do this anymore.

02:21:46.000 Yeah, but usually that feeling of the bomb, if not the next time, the time after that, you have that really good set.

02:21:54.000 You're like, God, I feel better now.

02:21:56.000 Yeah, because you realize, like, probably you were a little sloppy that night, or maybe you were off, or maybe your energy was off.

02:22:03.000 Maybe you're tired.

02:22:04.000 That's a problem.

02:22:05.000 Yeah.

02:22:06.000 That's why it's like, I think it's kind of important to be a little nervous for every set.

02:22:10.000 Really do.

02:22:11.000 Like, some people want to be calm.

02:22:12.000 I don't think we should be that calm.

02:22:15.000 I think a little nerves are good for you.

02:22:17.000 Once you know you're alive, you're taking a risk.

02:22:20.000 Doing live stand-up, it's a risk.

02:22:23.000 Luckily, Texas is the nicest, best audiences in the world, probably.

02:22:28.000 They're so fun.

02:22:29.000 LA is like, oh, these are all managers and people in the business. 1.00

02:22:34.000 They don't laugh at shit. 1.00

02:22:36.000 It's true, right? 1.00

02:22:37.000 Why was the Ice House always so good?

02:22:39.000 Because it was like...

02:22:40.000 Regular people.

02:22:41.000 Yeah, it was regular people.

02:22:42.000 Pasadena people.

02:22:42.000 Regular folks.

02:22:43.000 100%.

02:22:43.000 They weren't industry people.

02:22:45.000 There were so many industry-adjacent people that I didn't know about until later.

02:22:49.000 Like, you already become friends with them, and you realize that they wanted to be an actor, but it didn't work out, and now they're selling insurance or whatever.

02:22:55.000 And there's a lot of those around, too.

02:22:57.000 So they're really interested in the industry.

02:22:59.000 So even if they bailed, like, oh, I was a commercial actor, but it was just too much.

02:23:03.000 I wasn't making enough money, and I decided to invest in my education, and now I'm doing this.

02:23:07.000 Still, it's like they wanted that.

02:23:09.000 That's what they wanted.

02:23:10.000 So there's a lot of those people.

02:23:11.000 Not that there's anything wrong with wanting that.

02:23:12.000 What I'm saying is when you get a lot of people that want that, that are just...

02:23:16.000 The number one thing is this is what I want to do.

02:23:19.000 I want to act in great films and I want to be a great artist, but also I got to get famous to be able to do that.

02:23:23.000 So how do I get famous?

02:23:24.000 And so it's like a race to popularity.

02:23:27.000 Try to figure out how to get popular, to move yourself into a position that you could be considered to be doing these things like The Rock, right?

02:23:33.000 He's the ultimate example of that, right?

02:23:35.000 And so there's so many of those folks there that have that thought.

02:23:39.000 So there's so many people that are seeking attention.

02:23:42.000 It's like an imbalance.

02:23:43.000 Like you always want to have one of those.

02:23:44.000 Like my friend Dave that I was telling you about.

02:23:46.000 He was the guy that was like the center of attention.

02:23:48.000 He was the guy we would go somewhere and he would always be cracking people up.

02:23:51.000 He was making everybody laugh.

02:23:52.000 That was his...

02:23:53.000 But if you can't...

02:23:54.000 You can have hundreds of those stacked on top of each other. 0.97

02:23:58.000 And they don't get to fulfill their dreams and they get stuck as a waiter and then, you know, maybe they had a fucking, you know, motorcycle accident, whatever. 0.98

02:24:06.000 And then that's your audience. 0.98

02:24:08.000 You get a lot of that.

02:24:09.000 You get a lot of people that are on their way up and think they should be up there, not you.

02:24:13.000 You get a lot of that.

02:24:15.000 But it's also a good proving ground because it's a difficult spot. 1.00

02:24:19.000 If you murder at the store, you must have some solid shit. 0.99

02:24:24.000 If you could take people out of whatever it is that occupies their life and their attention, That they're obsessing about. 1.00

02:24:32.000 And a lot of people in Hollywood, it's, you know, whatever they're trying to do, whether it's trying to be an actor or a musician or a screenwriter, whatever the fuck it is, they're so obsessed with that, it's probably hard to get them out of their own head. 0.99

02:24:44.000 So if you can kill in front of those people, that's a good sign. 0.96

02:24:47.000 So that's a good part about living in L.A. is that it's like a strength training for other places. 0.67

02:24:53.000 When we would go to Columbus, that's a great example.

02:24:55.000 When we would go to Columbus, the crowds were always so good.

02:24:58.000 They were so fun.

02:25:00.000 That Funny Bone?

02:25:02.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:25:02.000 Fuck, that place was amazing. 1.00

02:25:04.000 It's my home club. 1.00

02:25:04.000 That's a fucking amazing club. 1.00

02:25:06.000 I mean, we'd be like, God, the audiences are so good here. 0.99

02:25:09.000 It's just because you were used to that, you know, that sort of vibe.

02:25:14.000 Yeah, it's like Texas.

02:25:15.000 For the most part, people come out here to have fun, drinks.

02:25:18.000 You know, Texas people love to party, you know?

02:25:21.000 Yes, they do love to party.

02:25:22.000 It's pretty crazy.

02:25:23.000 They're wild folks.

02:25:25.000 It's just a fun place, and it's not connected to the industry.

02:25:29.000 That's the thing.

02:25:30.000 But I think, you look at that number of 4 million podcasts, whoa.

02:25:35.000 Maybe it is.

02:25:36.000 Maybe the industry now is podcasts, right?

02:25:40.000 Maybe that's a big part of the industry, and maybe the industry almost becomes something that everybody does.

02:25:45.000 Everybody has a podcast.

02:25:46.000 Or they're streaming videos, like everyone has YouTube.

02:25:49.000 Circle back on that, I had the info.

02:25:51.000 Okay, here it is.

02:25:52.000 Cumulative podcast listed on iTunes June of 2007 to June of 2015. So, active podcast.

02:26:00.000 So, in 2000...

02:26:03.000 When does it start?

02:26:05.000 2007?

02:26:06.000 Yeah.

02:26:07.000 That's when this chart starts, yeah.

02:26:08.000 Yeah.

02:26:09.000 Okay.

02:26:09.000 So when we come in...

02:26:12.000 2007. We're coming in 2009. We're in the middle there, right there, between 9 and 10?

02:26:18.000 It's June.

02:26:19.000 Okay.

02:26:19.000 So that's like right in the center.

02:26:21.000 So that gets us up to...

02:26:23.000 10,000 maybe?

02:26:24.000 Well, yeah, there's like active and non-active, right?

02:26:27.000 Yeah, there's a description of what that means.

02:26:29.000 It's closing in on 50,000, though.

02:26:32.000 Can I just go back to that little chart thing for a second?

02:26:35.000 Between where we start, it's like at the high end, it's getting close to 50,000.

02:26:40.000 So it's probably like 40,000.

02:26:42.000 But that's even, so what an active podcast was, was a podcast putting up two episodes a month.

02:26:46.000 Boy, we were off.

02:26:48.000 I would have never thought that.

02:26:50.000 I was going to say 1,000.

02:26:51.000 It's almost 50,000. 1.00

02:26:53.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

02:26:53.000 Yeah, so we were by, we were OGs only, you know, in the roughest sense of the word. 0.99

02:27:00.000 Right, yeah.

02:27:01.000 You know, like there was a lot of people already doing it.

02:27:02.000 I think also, from what I remember about podcasts at the very beginning, was that a lot of them were tech-based podcasts.

02:27:11.000 Because only people that listened to podcasts were people that were nerds and techie and stuff like that.

02:27:16.000 It wasn't mass use.

02:27:19.000 When did the true crime genre...

02:27:22.000 Twilight came out.

02:27:24.000 They had to go with tech because it was really hard to get them onto your device to listen to and then also the length couldn't be more than an hour because it would take up so much space you have to delete songs.

02:27:34.000 I think there was a lot of techy podcasts back then but they were not even really podcasts they were just kind of like WAV files of people talking about stuff.

02:27:43.000 Right, and you could download them.

02:27:44.000 You could download WAV files.

02:27:46.000 Yeah.

02:27:46.000 What do you think is the future?

02:27:49.000 Do you think it's going to be that AR shit or the VR shit that you like to do? 0.98

02:27:53.000 Yeah, well, I already see, just by numbers alone, that people are more watching YouTube videos and watching it on YouTube instead of audio-based things. 0.99

02:28:05.000 It's, like, drastic in the last couple years.

02:28:07.000 And I think it's just because everyone's phones have the speed now and the quality and stuff, and it's just easier to watch on video.

02:28:15.000 I do think, though, the future is probably going to start when Apple releases their AR VR headset, which will probably be next year.

02:28:25.000 And that's going to be like the podcast or the iPod when that came out.

02:28:30.000 And people are going to be communicating so much using that.

02:28:35.000 That's going to be weird, dude.

02:28:36.000 So yeah, I think VR, kind of AR, VR, is probably going to be the next podcast.

02:28:44.000 You know, that's what I've been trying to do for a while, just to get my feet in the ground and stuff like that.

02:28:49.000 And I can already tell it's just so much better.

02:28:53.000 Yeah, you're way ahead of the curve.

02:28:54.000 You're way ahead of the curve.

02:28:55.000 You're already doing these things where you meet up with people in a fake diner.

02:28:59.000 Yeah, and half the people work at Vulcan.

02:29:01.000 It's cool.

02:29:02.000 It's cool, and I'm fascinated by it, because I think this is step one on the way to the Matrix.

02:29:07.000 Yeah.

02:29:07.000 I really do.

02:29:08.000 Yeah.

02:29:09.000 I mean, this is Ready Player One.

02:29:10.000 We're going there.

02:29:11.000 We're 100% going there.

02:29:13.000 They're gonna get way better at it.

02:29:14.000 They're gonna get better, and they're gonna get better quick.

02:29:16.000 And it's gonna happen before you know it, and it's gonna be so tempting.

02:29:19.000 It's gonna be so hard to pick mushrooms. 0.61

02:29:21.000 It's gonna be so hard to go out there and fucking, let's go fly fishing. 0.99

02:29:25.000 We didn't catch shit. 0.99

02:29:25.000 I could have been on Avatar. 0.99

02:29:27.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:29:27.000 I could have been riding around on dragons all day and I'm hanging out with you assholes. 1.00

02:29:30.000 I might get eaten by a bear. 1.00

02:29:31.000 Right. 0.99

02:29:32.000 You know, what the fuck are we doing out here, man? 1.00

02:29:33.000 Let's go home and lock in. 0.99

02:29:35.000 And everyone's gonna lock in.

02:29:36.000 Because it's gonna be so much better than regular life.

02:29:39.000 I'm scared of that, Brian.

02:29:41.000 And there's drugs.

02:29:42.000 Like, you know, this thing we play, we have this place that we go to, and you can take the VR version of DMT, and it starts off, you start seeing trails, and you start having the Buddha come out of the ground with all these.

02:29:55.000 And you're literally doing fake drugs in a fake world with, you know, it's so weird.

02:30:01.000 Because your brain doesn't know the difference. 0.99

02:30:03.000 Your brain's thinking you're tripping balls right now. 0.99

02:30:05.000 Like, it's telling your brain, you're tripping and hallucinating. 0.99

02:30:08.000 You know, McKenna actually prophesied this.

02:30:11.000 He said that he thinks they'll be able to recreate the DMT realm, and that in doing so with virtual reality, you will be able to experience the drug without having to take the drug, and that you'll have the exact same experience.

02:30:26.000 But he was like, you know...

02:30:28.000 He was a guy that would make these wild, wild predictions about the future, you know?

02:30:32.000 And I think he just liked to get really, really high, and he was super-duper smart.

02:30:36.000 And he would talk about stuff, and some of it wasn't, like, totally on the money.

02:30:41.000 But it was always interesting.

02:30:42.000 Always interesting.

02:30:43.000 And that was one of his big ones, that they would be able to recreate DMT to the point where you could see it in, like, a VR-type setup, and you would actually have the trip.

02:30:53.000 But he also thought that...

02:30:55.000 He was a guy that was really interested in the December 21st, 2012 date.

02:31:02.000 Remember I used to have that license plate?

02:31:04.000 December 21st, 2012. Because that was the year that they thought the world was going to end.

02:31:10.000 The Mayans were going to have that... 0.98

02:31:14.000 What is this?

02:31:14.000 This is a game called Ayahuasca.

02:31:16.000 Oh, yeah.

02:31:17.000 Oh, we've kind of played this before, right?

02:31:19.000 I don't know.

02:31:19.000 I think we did.

02:31:20.000 Yeah, we did.

02:31:21.000 It was really cool.

02:31:22.000 Yeah, it's amazing.

02:31:23.000 Snakes are rolling around, you're tripping balls. 0.65

02:31:26.000 Yeah, I wonder, I mean, this is probably pretty crude, right? 0.95

02:31:29.000 I mean, pretty amazing, but crude in comparison to not being able to distinguish whether or not you're there or not.

02:31:35.000 That's when it's going to get good enough to you, you might actually start tripping.

02:31:39.000 That was McKenna thought.

02:31:40.000 But the thing he thought was going to happen on December 21st, 2012, he thought it might be the invention of a time machine.

02:31:46.000 That's right.

02:31:47.000 Yeah, that was his most interesting idea.

02:31:51.000 And he's probably right.

02:31:52.000 It probably happened, we just don't know about it.

02:31:54.000 That's about the time the world started to end, right?

02:31:58.000 When did that VR stuff come out?

02:32:01.000 That's pretty close to then, right?

02:32:02.000 Oh, yeah.

02:32:03.000 Oculus Dev Kit.

02:32:04.000 I have it still.

02:32:05.000 It was kind of around then.

02:32:06.000 Yeah.

02:32:07.000 I don't know about that exact date.

02:32:07.000 Well, VR had been around for a lot longer.

02:32:09.000 I know, but...

02:32:10.000 It just had never gotten to the, like, sophisticated home-use, like, stage that everybody thought it was going to.

02:32:16.000 Like, technology had to catch up with the idea.

02:32:19.000 Like, the idea was amazing, but technology couldn't implement it quick enough, you know?

02:32:23.000 Like, what are the years it was, like, the first virtual reality movies?

02:32:29.000 Because there was movies...

02:32:30.000 Or something like that.

02:32:32.000 Remember that movie?

02:32:32.000 Yeah, no, he got super duper smart, right?

02:32:35.000 Didn't he get like downloaded into a computer or some shit? 0.87

02:32:38.000 Something like that. 0.89

02:32:38.000 That was a Stephen King book, I believe. 0.89

02:32:40.000 I think it was.

02:32:41.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:32:42.000 Stephen King is the shit. 1.00

02:32:44.000 He's the shit. 1.00

02:32:45.000 Who has created, even though he's crazy on Twitter, who has created more fun? 1.00

02:32:50.000 I'll give him a free pass to talk crazy on Twitter for the rest of his life.

02:32:53.000 That guy made some of the greatest books ever for horror enthusiasts.

02:32:57.000 Has he ever been on here?

02:32:58.000 No.

02:32:59.000 Oh, gosh.

02:32:59.000 Probably just yell about Trump.

02:33:01.000 He's very, very political.

02:33:04.000 I just rewatched Misery the other day.

02:33:05.000 I love him, though.

02:33:06.000 I don't care.

02:33:07.000 I'm teasing.

02:33:08.000 I'm just playing because he's just super politically active.

02:33:10.000 But he seems like a great guy. 0.99

02:33:12.000 And his fucking work is magnificent. 0.99

02:33:16.000 You go back to The Shining. 1.00

02:33:18.000 God damn, that's a good book. 0.99

02:33:19.000 There's a lawsuit about the movie I didn't... 0.99

02:33:22.000 Oh, no.

02:33:22.000 The film, originally titled Lawnmower Man, Stephen King's Lawnmower Man, differed so much from the source material that King sued the filmmakers in 1992 to remove his name from the title.

02:33:34.000 King stated that, in court documents, that the film bore no meaningful resemblance to his story.

02:33:42.000 Okay.

02:33:42.000 He bitches a lot, though, about the movies.

02:33:44.000 He hated a lot of maximum overdrive, didn't he? 0.98

02:33:48.000 But he didn't like The Shining.

02:33:49.000 The Shining, that's right.

02:33:50.000 This is the problem.

02:33:51.000 He made his own Shining.

02:33:52.000 He made his own Shining with the dude from Wings.

02:33:54.000 Remember that dude from Wings?

02:33:56.000 I was super pumped to see him now, because I met him.

02:33:59.000 I'm like, I know that dude.

02:33:59.000 That's cool.

02:34:00.000 I met him at NBC party.

02:34:01.000 Wings, dude.

02:34:03.000 But he didn't like that Jack Nicholson appeared to be crazy already.

02:34:09.000 He wanted the house to slowly take over. 0.99

02:34:15.000 In his book, it's a really gradual transformation, and it's fucking creepy. 0.90

02:34:21.000 His book is amazing. 0.96

02:34:22.000 It's amazing. 0.99

02:34:24.000 And those were the days when he was getting fucked up. 0.99

02:34:28.000 Like, he had these fucked up ideas coincidentally while he was getting fucked up. 0.99

02:34:32.000 He was doing bags of coke and drinking cases of beer. 0.99

02:34:35.000 He doesn't even remember writing Cujo, I think it was.

02:34:38.000 Yeah.

02:34:39.000 I mean, I don't want to tell him to keep doing that.

02:34:42.000 Do it!

02:34:43.000 Do it!

02:34:43.000 No, no, no.

02:34:43.000 I think he did it.

02:34:45.000 He did his time.

02:34:46.000 Let him write books on the natch now. 0.99

02:34:49.000 But goddamn, when that guy was lit, he made some of the craziest books ever. 0.98

02:34:54.000 I would love to have him just get really into like DMT and like mushrooms and write a book. 0.99

02:34:59.000 Dude, Pet Sematary scared the fuck out of me when I was a kid.

02:35:03.000 Great movie.

02:35:03.000 When I would take the tea to Taekwondo, I would read books.

02:35:07.000 That's what I was.

02:35:08.000 I was always reading Stephen King books.

02:35:09.000 That was always what I was reading.

02:35:11.000 I remember reading that just being freaked the fuck out.

02:35:14.000 That was such a good book.

02:35:16.000 Oh, but Carrie? 1.00

02:35:17.000 Carrie was amazing. 1.00

02:35:18.000 Carrie was awesome. 1.00

02:35:19.000 Fuck, the movie was cool, but goddamn it. 1.00

02:35:21.000 New one's not. 1.00

02:35:22.000 Oh, I haven't seen it.

02:35:23.000 Oh, God.

02:35:24.000 I haven't seen it.

02:35:25.000 What is it?

02:35:25.000 They redid it?

02:35:26.000 It was horrible.

02:35:26.000 Why did they redo it?

02:35:27.000 I don't know.

02:35:28.000 It's one of those movies that I watched it maybe a month ago, watched it, and I was so upset that I then turned around and watched the original one right after it, and the original one holds up everything so perfect about it that it didn't need to be remade, and then this one's just kind of like...

02:35:44.000 Why do you think they do that?

02:35:45.000 They redid Firestarter, too.

02:35:48.000 Yeah, I never saw that.

02:35:49.000 It was Firestarter, right?

02:35:51.000 That they redid?

02:35:52.000 Firestarter?

02:35:53.000 No.

02:35:54.000 What was the one where the girl can start fires for their eyes? 1.00

02:35:56.000 Drew Barrymore, right?

02:35:57.000 Right.

02:35:58.000 That's a Stephen King one, right?

02:35:59.000 Yeah.

02:35:59.000 Isn't it?

02:36:00.000 Yeah.

02:36:00.000 I think so.

02:36:02.000 Wasn't that Stephen King?

02:36:03.000 Yeah, it was actually coming out this year.

02:36:04.000 But they did redo it, right?

02:36:05.000 Drew Barrymore did it back in the day.

02:36:09.000 Carrie might be the best movie that ever, like, came out of a Stephen King book.

02:36:13.000 That might be the best movie.

02:36:15.000 Yeah, it's just you feel so bad for her.

02:36:17.000 You feel so bad for her. 1.00

02:36:18.000 You're happy when she starts wrecking shit. 1.00

02:36:20.000 Yeah, and the mom. 0.99

02:36:22.000 But that, like, represents in people, like, the same thing as the Hulk. 1.00

02:36:26.000 Like, this thing where you deserve it, you motherfucker. 1.00

02:36:30.000 Like, when they would fuck with Bruce Banner, they'd be like, you're making a terrible mistake. 1.00

02:36:35.000 And they would laugh at him. 1.00

02:36:37.000 Look how cute she was. 1.00

02:36:40.000 Really cute. 1.00

02:36:41.000 Lighting shit on fire with her fucking mind. 1.00

02:36:45.000 Whoa! 1.00

02:36:46.000 So that's the new girl?

02:36:48.000 Who's that girl? 1.00

02:36:49.000 Who's the new girl? 0.97

02:36:50.000 So when did they do the new one?

02:36:52.000 Just now.

02:36:52.000 Just this year.

02:36:53.000 Oh, is that another one?

02:36:54.000 It just came out.

02:36:55.000 What's the one left there?

02:36:56.000 Is that the new one?

02:36:57.000 Oh, that's the new one.

02:36:59.000 Huh.

02:37:00.000 Interesting.

02:37:01.000 What reviews did it get or hasn't come out yet?

02:37:04.000 That, I don't...

02:37:06.000 But it is interesting.

02:37:07.000 How many Spider-Mans have they done?

02:37:10.000 The origin story over and over and over again.

02:37:12.000 They have the same story with different guys.

02:37:14.000 I know.

02:37:15.000 I like the new guy.

02:37:16.000 They're not really the same story, though.

02:37:18.000 They're kind of different.

02:37:19.000 Settle down, nerd.

02:37:19.000 No, I'm just saying.

02:37:21.000 I mean, I didn't even get into that.

02:37:23.000 There's like the original Spider-Man.

02:37:24.000 There's Amazing Spider-Man.

02:37:26.000 What is your favorite?

02:37:27.000 There's different versions of them.

02:37:28.000 I know my answer.

02:37:29.000 I know your answer.

02:37:30.000 My answer is Enter the Spider-Verse.

02:37:32.000 Yeah.

02:37:32.000 Black Spider-Man.

02:37:33.000 Black Spider-Man is about Spider-Man.

02:37:35.000 That's Miles Morales.

02:37:36.000 Yep.

02:37:36.000 Is that what it is?

02:37:37.000 Mm-hmm.

02:37:37.000 That work is amazing.

02:37:38.000 The film is amazing.

02:37:39.000 The new one's coming out.

02:37:40.000 But you know what's dope about it is it's like it's realistic enough You know, it's like really intricate animation, but you can do things with animation you can't do with people. 0.97

02:37:50.000 And it is a goddamn comic book movie, ultimately. 0.85

02:37:53.000 I wonder if they could do that with the Avengers and it would be better. 0.99

02:37:56.000 Probably.

02:37:57.000 Well, I don't know.

02:37:58.000 That's a fine line because the fact that Spider Pig in that movie worked so well.

02:38:03.000 I thought I was going to hate that movie so much when I heard about there's a pig in Spider-Man. 0.98

02:38:08.000 I was like, this is going to be the dumbest movie in the world. 0.99

02:38:10.000 No, it wasn't. 0.99

02:38:11.000 It was good.

02:38:11.000 So good.

02:38:12.000 It was creative, but it made me realize you can do things with cartoons you can't do with real people.

02:38:18.000 Like South Park.

02:38:20.000 Impossible to do that show.

02:38:21.000 The greatest comedy show in the history of human race.

02:38:24.000 Agreed?

02:38:24.000 Everybody agrees.

02:38:26.000 You can't do it with regular people.

02:38:28.000 You can never have that show.

02:38:29.000 You have to have that show with animation. 0.98

02:38:30.000 And the genius of them and what they've created is you can get away with the most offensive shit with terrible animation. 0.99

02:38:36.000 Like real blocky, like when that dude, the teacher, sticks Paris Hilton up his ass. 0.99

02:38:41.000 Oh, yeah. 0.99

02:38:41.000 Remember that? 0.99

02:38:42.000 Remember that?

02:38:43.000 Yes.

02:38:44.000 Deadpool's gotten close.

02:38:46.000 Deadpool's pretty good.

02:38:47.000 I like Deadpool.

02:38:48.000 How has Deadpool gotten close?

02:38:49.000 Is it a lot of CGI? It's a lot of real, like, jokes.

02:38:52.000 Yeah. 0.95

02:38:52.000 Silly jokes, like, referencing each other. 0.95

02:38:54.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.93

02:38:55.000 No, it's definitely funny.

02:38:56.000 But what I'm saying is, like, that with animation, you could do stuff that you can't do.

02:39:02.000 Yeah.

02:39:03.000 At the end of the day, these are all CGI, too.

02:39:05.000 They're mixing in some of them.

02:39:07.000 Right.

02:39:07.000 Like Spider-Man CGI, clearly.

02:39:09.000 No human being can move that way.

02:39:10.000 But the thing is, everything else is real.

02:39:13.000 It's almost like suspension of disbelief is more fun if it's all just a complete animation.

02:39:20.000 I used to love animated films when I was a kid, and they weren't that good.

02:39:26.000 But there was something cool about a whole movie that was animated.

02:39:29.000 Did you ever see Wizards?

02:39:31.000 I've seen almost every cartoon movie.

02:39:34.000 Yeah, Wizards was amazing.

02:39:36.000 I saw Wizards and I had a Wizards poster in my room. 0.95

02:39:39.000 God, I wish I fucking still had that. 0.80

02:39:40.000 Oh, you could still get it. 0.98

02:39:43.000 It's the one where he's sitting on top of the back of a thing.

02:39:45.000 Yeah, you could buy that poster easily.

02:39:47.000 That one right there.

02:39:48.000 Oh, okay.

02:39:49.000 Jamie, please get on that.

02:39:51.000 Get us a big one.

02:39:53.000 Buy it right here.

02:39:54.000 Oh, good.

02:39:54.000 Amazon.

02:39:55.000 Oh, Jesus.

02:39:56.000 That's amazing.

02:39:57.000 Do you think we could get a giant metal one of the red one?

02:40:02.000 Absolutely.

02:40:02.000 Go to that red image that you just showed before that.

02:40:05.000 That one, yeah.

02:40:07.000 Make that a little larger.

02:40:08.000 What if we got a giant metal print of that for the studio? 0.99

02:40:12.000 Fuck yeah, right? 0.99

02:40:13.000 I was a little kid. 1.00

02:40:16.000 My stepdad took me to see that.

02:40:18.000 I was probably like eight or nine.

02:40:20.000 I like on the back of his saddle it says peace.

02:40:22.000 What?

02:40:23.000 Yeah. 0.96

02:40:23.000 It's a wild ass movie, man. 0.96

02:40:25.000 It's great. 0.82

02:40:26.000 It's a wild ass movie and it was like, what year was it?

02:40:29.000 77? 0.63

02:40:30.000 Yeah, so I was 10 I guess.

02:40:32.000 Wow.

02:40:34.000 Wow.

02:40:36.000 But play some of that.

02:40:38.000 Yeah.

02:40:38.000 So it was a cool, like, apocalyptic movie.

02:40:41.000 And it was about...

02:40:42.000 I don't want to spoil the alert.

02:40:43.000 It's only 50 years old.

02:40:45.000 But these brothers...

02:40:48.000 20th Century Fox presents Wizards.

02:40:51.000 There's like a good brother and a bad brother.

02:40:53.000 A futuristic fantasy epic born in the mind of Ralph Bakshi, the master of animated magic.

02:40:58.000 Look how cool this looks.

02:40:59.000 Yeah, it's rotoscoping right there.

02:41:04.000 I mean, it's a window in time, you know?

02:41:08.000 It's the story of two brothers, Avatar and Blackboard.

02:41:11.000 Powerful wizards.

02:41:13.000 Immortal enemies from the day they were born.

02:41:17.000 Avatar, the good, who rules the peaceful kingdom of Monaghan with wisdom, science and technology were outlawed millions of years ago.

02:41:27.000 And magic.

02:41:28.000 But it's like an animated movie for adults.

02:41:34.000 Evil.

02:41:39.000 Oh, I forgot about the Hitler part.

02:41:41.000 Yeah.

02:41:47.000 So you gotta realize, this is probably near the end of the Vietnam War.

02:41:52.000 Yeah.

02:41:53.000 People are on acid and salt.

02:41:55.000 When did the Vietnam War end, Jimmy?

02:41:57.000 Don't answer this.

02:41:58.000 Oh, wait.

02:41:58.000 Oh.

02:42:00.000 Look at this.

02:42:02.000 Remember Felix the Cat?

02:42:04.000 Yes!

02:42:05.000 I do.

02:42:06.000 You remember R. Crumb?

02:42:07.000 Oh, yeah.

02:42:08.000 We brought up R. Crumb the other day on the podcast. 1.00

02:42:10.000 Like, that guy had some wild shit. 0.99

02:42:12.000 April 30th, 1975. 75. Wow. 0.99

02:42:19.000 So this is two years after the end of the Vietnam War.

02:42:23.000 And this is an anti-war cartoon for adults.

02:42:29.000 I need to rewatch this.

02:42:31.000 It's been a while. 1.00

02:42:32.000 Fuck! 1.00

02:42:32.000 This looks amazing! 1.00

02:42:34.000 You just gotta realize.

02:42:36.000 It just looks amazing. 1.00

02:42:37.000 It looks fucking stupid. 1.00

02:42:39.000 It looks amazing because we're looking into a window in time. 1.00

02:42:42.000 You're looking into 1977. It's amazing because you're looking into...

02:42:46.000 There had never been animated movies like that before.

02:42:49.000 Not like that.

02:42:51.000 When did animated movies like the Disney movies, those were all really cool and everything, but they were...

02:42:59.000 You know, they were...

02:43:01.000 These are mainstream sort of princesses and witches. 0.99

02:43:06.000 Were they now?

02:43:07.000 I mean, Snow White was definitely not for adults.

02:43:10.000 I don't know about that, man.

02:43:12.000 I think back then they were probably for everybody.

02:43:14.000 Because the money would be in everybody.

02:43:17.000 Like, when you think about...

02:43:20.000 I haven't seen a Disney movie, like the old school Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

02:43:25.000 I haven't seen that in forever.

02:43:26.000 Oh, you got it.

02:43:27.000 Fox and the Hound's a good one.

02:43:29.000 He's, I'm a hound dog!

02:43:31.000 If you think about those things, man, those are also like a weird window in time.

02:43:36.000 You know, it's really strange.

02:43:38.000 If you go to the Disneyland in California, they have a theater where you can watch the oldest Mickey Mouses.

02:43:47.000 Right, the first one.

02:43:47.000 Watch the really old ones.

02:43:49.000 Wild.

02:43:49.000 Yeah, I saw that.

02:43:51.000 It was cool.

02:43:52.000 But it's just a weird window into people back then.

02:43:57.000 The old Popeyes, you ever watch those?

02:43:59.000 Of course.

02:44:00.000 Dude, they're the rapiest cartoon that's ever existed.

02:44:04.000 Bluto was always just trying to grab olive oil, literally trying to steal her.

02:44:08.000 Yeah.

02:44:10.000 And Popeye always had to fight.

02:44:12.000 Like, that's probably, like, a window into, like, what kind of people were alive back then, right?

02:44:17.000 Mm-hmm.

02:44:18.000 You've seen the Robin Williams one, right?

02:44:20.000 That was amazing.

02:44:21.000 I just rewatched that.

02:44:22.000 That's a good one also, yeah.

02:44:23.000 That was good.

02:44:24.000 Wow.

02:44:25.000 But it's like...

02:44:27.000 Those early ones, the early ones were really disturbing. 1.00

02:44:31.000 Like, Brutus should be killed. 0.98

02:44:33.000 Yeah, he was kidnapping a woman over and over again. 1.00

02:44:36.000 Over and over again. 0.99

02:44:37.000 He's a kidnapper. 0.94

02:44:38.000 He should be jailed. 0.97

02:44:39.000 And still, all Popeye's, stay away from me, girl! 1.00

02:44:42.000 He'd beat his ass every week, but, I mean, after a while, that had to get tired. 0.99

02:44:47.000 No law enforcement back then. 0.99

02:44:48.000 No police.

02:44:50.000 Right?

02:44:51.000 Did they ever get in trouble for anything?

02:44:53.000 Did they have a cop character?

02:44:55.000 I think they probably did.

02:44:57.000 See if you find, like, a really old Popeye cartoon.

02:45:01.000 Old Popeye.

02:45:04.000 Because back then, who was that for?

02:45:06.000 Was that for little kids?

02:45:09.000 To see that Brutus is trying to steal? 0.79

02:45:12.000 Like, literally sex traffic?

02:45:14.000 Yeah, you wouldn't think that would be marketed towards kids, would you?

02:45:17.000 What is he doing to Olive Oil?

02:45:18.000 Why is she screaming? 1.00

02:45:19.000 How come no one's helping?

02:45:21.000 He's dragging her away.

02:45:22.000 He's a giant dude with a huge beard.

02:45:24.000 I mean, I liked Popeye as a kid, though, so...

02:45:27.000 Pride...

02:45:28.000 The Bride and Gloom.

02:45:30.000 1954. 1954. Look at this.

02:45:36.000 They're sitting really apart from each other holding hands on the couch.

02:45:44.000 Oh, there's a cop.

02:45:51.000 It's getting late, Popeye.

02:45:52.000 You have to go.

02:45:53.000 And Popeye's in love.

02:45:54.000 Their hearts are flying off of them.

02:45:56.000 They're in love.

02:45:58.000 Look at this.

02:45:59.000 Look at all the heart stuff.

02:46:00.000 Yeah.

02:46:01.000 Popeye accidentally put on her hat.

02:46:03.000 He gave her a kiss on her lips.

02:46:05.000 Look at that.

02:46:06.000 He just came.

02:46:07.000 He just nutted.

02:46:09.000 Full on.

02:46:10.000 Right?

02:46:11.000 Look at him.

02:46:11.000 He's floating on air.

02:46:12.000 Yep.

02:46:12.000 That's how you feel right after you nut.

02:46:15.000 Oh no, and he floats over to a cop, and he kisses the cop on the cheek. 1.00

02:46:19.000 The cop doesn't do shit. 0.99

02:46:20.000 He literally just sexually harassed that cop. 1.00

02:46:23.000 You were allowed to do that back then. 0.98

02:46:24.000 Yeah, nowadays you'd get shot.

02:46:27.000 Look, the cop, he got red in the face.

02:46:29.000 Do you think he liked it or do you think he was embarrassed?

02:46:31.000 I think he came.

02:46:32.000 I think that was him.

02:46:33.000 I just found out.

02:46:35.000 Yeah.

02:46:36.000 Now he knows he's gay. 0.95

02:46:37.000 So there's like, oh my god, the photograph of Popeye is there while she's undressing.

02:46:43.000 And so she had to turn the photograph around.

02:46:45.000 She's wearing a full-on dress.

02:46:48.000 Yeah, she sleeps. 0.98

02:46:50.000 And she's dreaming.

02:46:51.000 She's dreaming of marrying Popeye.

02:46:53.000 Aww.

02:46:55.000 She's about to get some.

02:46:56.000 That's sweet.

02:46:57.000 I do.

02:46:58.000 That's sweet.

02:47:00.000 Oh, I might have picked one without Bluto.

02:47:03.000 What?

02:47:03.000 No Bluto?

02:47:04.000 Doesn't make sense.

02:47:05.000 What?

02:47:06.000 They didn't understand you have to have an antagonist and a protagonist.

02:47:11.000 Yeah, find one with Bluto.

02:47:13.000 Find a black and white one if he says it.

02:47:15.000 It got remastered.

02:47:16.000 Why's he gotta pull out the spinach?

02:47:17.000 What happened? 0.99

02:47:18.000 He's gonna fuck people up? 0.99

02:47:20.000 Here he goes. 1.00

02:47:22.000 Oh, he had to eat his spinach to be able to say, I do.

02:47:27.000 Oh, my God.

02:47:28.000 That's a Herculean effort. 0.99

02:47:30.000 That's ridiculous. 0.89

02:47:31.000 Find one of them old black and white ones. 0.93

02:47:33.000 It's 1933. Oh, yeah.

02:47:35.000 Wow.

02:47:36.000 20 years earlier. 1.00

02:47:38.000 Holy shit. 0.99

02:47:40.000 Wasn't it? 0.99

02:47:41.000 The other one was 54? 0.81

02:47:42.000 Wow, blow me down. 1.00

02:47:43.000 Dude, holy shit. 1.00

02:47:44.000 That's crazy. 0.99

02:47:47.000 Yeah, this is barely even animated.

02:47:49.000 Oh, my God.

02:47:50.000 It's like real.

02:47:59.000 Wow.

02:47:59.000 This is a good Popeye.

02:48:00.000 This is the real Popeye.

02:48:04.000 1933. He's on top of one of those whales.

02:48:07.000 So do you think they made these for kids or did they make these for adults?

02:48:12.000 I don't know, man.

02:48:14.000 I guess they would have made these had they been made for kids.

02:48:17.000 Because when I was a kid, we're the show.

02:48:21.000 They probably showed them at the movie theater.

02:48:23.000 I heard a lot of people got mad when I was looking up the thriller stuff.

02:48:27.000 That got showed before Fantasia in 1983. Before a movie?

02:48:31.000 Yeah.

02:48:32.000 Is that before it was on MTV? Around the same time.

02:48:36.000 They tried to win an Oscar with it.

02:48:39.000 Oh, wow. 1.00

02:48:40.000 No shit. 1.00

02:48:40.000 She had to have it in the theater. 1.00

02:48:42.000 Oh my god, that's amazing.

02:48:44.000 Look at this.

02:48:44.000 This is very racist.

02:48:46.000 Every Mexican is hiding, waiting to pounce on Popeye. 1.00

02:48:50.000 Oh, he just punched that dude in the mouth for smiling at him. 0.99

02:48:53.000 Wow.

02:48:54.000 Look how she's dancing all sexy. 1.00

02:48:55.000 Look how she dances and look at the guy staring at her. 0.99

02:48:58.000 Look, she had sexier clothes back then than she did at the other one 20 years later. 1.00

02:49:02.000 Times have changed.

02:49:04.000 After the Roaring Twenties.

02:49:05.000 She had shaved legs.

02:49:06.000 Oh no, she had stockings on.

02:49:08.000 Stockings.

02:49:08.000 Look at the stockings.

02:49:09.000 They go way high.

02:49:10.000 Look how high the stockings go. 1.00

02:49:12.000 They didn't even have a Second World War yet.

02:49:13.000 Do you think that's why women wore those stockings with the clips? 0.77

02:49:18.000 Remember?

02:49:18.000 Garters.

02:49:19.000 Those old-timey ones?

02:49:20.000 Garters.

02:49:20.000 The black stockings?

02:49:21.000 That would be more sexy.

02:49:23.000 Do you think that's why they did it?

02:49:24.000 Heck yeah.

02:49:26.000 It's not just to keep their legs warm?

02:49:27.000 No, it's to camouflage the hair.

02:49:29.000 That's what I'm thinking.

02:49:30.000 Yeah.

02:49:31.000 Maybe.

02:49:33.000 I mean, look at that girl in the back. 1.00

02:49:34.000 She has a beard.

02:49:36.000 When I was like 18 or 19, I dated this girl who was like this hardcore feminist, and all of her friends were hardcore feminists too. 0.97

02:49:46.000 It was very interesting.

02:49:47.000 It was when I met her when I was teaching Taekwondo, and she and her friends did not shave.

02:49:54.000 She was blonde, and you couldn't really see the hair on her legs, but her friend was Greek.

02:50:00.000 And it was wild.

02:50:01.000 She had, like, foot hair.

02:50:03.000 Like me.

02:50:04.000 Like, I have foot hair, she had foot hair. 1.00

02:50:05.000 Disgusting. 0.98

02:50:06.000 She was very nice. 1.00

02:50:07.000 She didn't want to fucking shave her legs. 1.00

02:50:09.000 I'm like, okay. 0.99

02:50:10.000 When I was 18, you know, I was, uh...

02:50:14.000 I was open to any and all ideas.

02:50:15.000 I was like, I don't care.

02:50:16.000 Do whatever you want.

02:50:17.000 Really?

02:50:18.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.99

02:50:18.000 When I was 18, I was trying to figure out what the fuck I was. 0.99

02:50:22.000 Who am I to tell someone they don't have to shave their legs? 1.00

02:50:25.000 Or they have to shave their legs. 1.00

02:50:27.000 It's like, who gives a shit? 1.00

02:50:28.000 I was young. 1.00

02:50:29.000 And after a while, I realized, if you could shave your legs, wouldn't you?

02:50:33.000 They look so much better.

02:50:34.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:50:35.000 I don't think you should have to shave your legs.

02:50:37.000 I'm not telling you what to do.

02:50:39.000 But I think there's a reason why they're all shaving it.

02:50:43.000 It's interesting, like pubic hair.

02:50:46.000 I used to have that bit where I was like, if scientists from the future, or aliens, rather, if they were trying to study the human race, they would go, what happened to pubic hair?

02:50:56.000 It just all went away.

02:50:58.000 There was nothing written.

02:50:59.000 There was no doctrine.

02:51:01.000 Thou shall now shave thy pubic hair to support the continent. 0.98

02:51:04.000 No, it was just people just started watching porn. 0.97

02:51:07.000 And they went, oh, let's get rid of that. 0.76

02:51:09.000 And they all shaved their pubic hair.

02:51:11.000 It all went away.

02:51:12.000 Right?

02:51:13.000 Mm-hmm.

02:51:14.000 Until it didn't, and then girls brought it back, because it's kind of crazy.

02:51:17.000 Like, look at her, she's got pubes. 1.00

02:51:18.000 It's out of control. 0.94

02:51:19.000 But that's like one of the weird victories that porn had over culture.

02:51:24.000 Because it's almost a given that there's some maintenance done down there.

02:51:28.000 Right.

02:51:28.000 Right?

02:51:29.000 Do you remember when you were in high school?

02:51:30.000 Yeah.

02:51:30.000 When girls didn't do nothing?

02:51:31.000 Right.

02:51:32.000 It was chaos.

02:51:32.000 Yeah.

02:51:33.000 Madness.

02:51:34.000 Insane.

02:51:34.000 I did this Italian girl.

02:51:35.000 It's not fair.

02:51:37.000 Jesus, Italian girl? 0.99

02:51:39.000 Yeah, she was hot. 1.00

02:51:40.000 No one cared, though.

02:51:41.000 That was the thing. 1.00

02:51:42.000 It's not like having a crazy hairy vagina was bad. 1.00

02:51:47.000 Nobody cared. 1.00

02:51:48.000 They decided to care.

02:51:51.000 Somewhere along the line, people decided to care.

02:51:53.000 It became an issue.

02:51:56.000 I wonder if a lot of disease and stuff went up after that, because, you know, the pubic hair is pretty much there to protect the vagina, like, filter it. 1.00

02:52:05.000 It's like the eyelash of the pussy. 1.00

02:52:07.000 Is that true? 1.00

02:52:08.000 I think so.

02:52:09.000 I think that's what it's for, is to...

02:52:10.000 Right?

02:52:11.000 Is that real?

02:52:12.000 That doesn't seem like it makes sense.

02:52:13.000 A bug gets stuck in there instead of going in there.

02:52:14.000 Because the opening is still the same.

02:52:16.000 It's all around the outside.

02:52:17.000 Not when you got a big bush, you know?

02:52:20.000 I think it's more to keep it warm.

02:52:23.000 Warm?

02:52:24.000 Yeah.

02:52:24.000 I swear to God.

02:52:25.000 It's probably important to regulate heat.

02:52:27.000 I swear to God I read this.

02:52:29.000 But listen, if you think about it, right? 0.97

02:52:31.000 Probably a hustler. 1.00

02:52:32.000 If you think about it, with men in particular, our testicles are outside of our body. 0.99

02:52:37.000 It's a very vulnerable position. 0.99

02:52:38.000 And until we figured out pants and jockstraps and shit, it was probably always getting scratched on leaves. 0.99

02:52:43.000 And it probably had to stay warm somehow. 0.99

02:52:46.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:52:47.000 So I wonder if dude's dicks have gotten less hairy. 0.99

02:52:49.000 Dr. Redban is, right? 0.99

02:52:50.000 Back in the day.

02:52:50.000 Dr. Redban!

02:52:52.000 Protection from bacteria and other pathogens.

02:52:54.000 What?

02:52:55.000 You're right.

02:52:56.000 Pupic hair serves a similar function to eyelashes or nose hair. 0.76

02:53:00.000 Oh my god, you nailed it.

02:53:02.000 Did you just guess that?

02:53:03.000 Did you just guess that?

02:53:03.000 Yeah.

02:53:04.000 That's amazing. 0.99

02:53:05.000 You could have taken place this whole fucking study. 1.00

02:53:07.000 It should have just come to you. 1.00

02:53:08.000 Imagine how much money they spent on that study.

02:53:10.000 Put it back up so I can keep reading it.

02:53:13.000 That is, it traps dirt, debris, and potentially harmful microorganisms.

02:53:18.000 In addition, hair follicles produce sebum, an oil which actually prevents bacteria from reproducing.

02:53:24.000 Do you think that's what...

02:53:26.000 I wonder, listen to this, what if washing our hair is the reason why people get crabs and stuff?

02:53:36.000 Like bacteria and pathogens, like weird stuff that we get in our body.

02:53:40.000 I wonder if your hair all over your body, everywhere, protects you from a certain amount of interaction with bacteria.

02:53:48.000 If you just let it be what it is and don't wash it all the time.

02:53:52.000 Like if all those oils in your skin, I wonder if that helps protect you. 0.98

02:53:56.000 Because that's one thing that people fuck up when they get ringworm.

02:54:01.000 Guys who don't know any better, they use antibacterial soap on their whole body for ringworm. 0.98

02:54:05.000 Oh, and it kills everything.

02:54:07.000 Kills everything. 1.00

02:54:08.000 Kills all of your biome.

02:54:10.000 So I knew this dude that I used to do jiu-jitsu with, and he got ringworm, and he's like, oh, I do it.

02:54:14.000 Because a lot of guys want to keep training. 0.98

02:54:16.000 They don't want to tell you that it's ringworm, but it's fucking ringworm. 0.97

02:54:18.000 And, like, sometimes you have to pull a guy aside and go, hey, man, you got to get out of here. 0.99

02:54:22.000 You got ringworm, bro.

02:54:23.000 And this guy, he used bleach.

02:54:26.000 Jesus.

02:54:27.000 Yeah.

02:54:28.000 He used bleach. 0.93

02:54:29.000 And it fucked his skin up. 0.84

02:54:31.000 And he started getting more of them. 0.94

02:54:33.000 And it was like he was developing rashes all over.

02:54:36.000 Because his body's defense...

02:54:37.000 It didn't kill all off the ringworm.

02:54:39.000 And his body defense to it, apparently, in his situation.

02:54:43.000 I think it was ignorance back then.

02:54:46.000 No one really had...

02:54:48.000 There was no resources in terms of Google search where you could get a detailed...

02:54:53.000 Maybe, I'm talking like 98, somewhere around then.

02:54:56.000 Was there like a search where you could... 0.97

02:54:59.000 Well, either way, he didn't fucking search, okay? 0.98

02:55:01.000 He put bleach on his skin. 0.99

02:55:02.000 Jesus.

02:55:03.000 Yeah, and he was using antibacterial soap.

02:55:05.000 So he was just torching his natural skin biome.

02:55:09.000 Wow.

02:55:10.000 This is semi-contradictory, just only in the sebum thing.

02:55:14.000 It just says they don't know what sebum does.

02:55:16.000 Okay, so sebaceous glands produce an oily substance termed sebum, the function of which is unknown.

02:55:22.000 In fact, the skin of children and the palmar and plantar skin of adults function well without sebum.

02:55:31.000 Sebaceous glands are part of the pylosebaceous unit and so are found wherever hair follicles are located.

02:55:41.000 In addition, Ectopic sebaceous glands are often found on mucous membranes where they may form small yellow papules called Fordyce spots.

02:55:52.000 In the skin, sebaceous glands are most prominent in the scalp and face and are moderately prominent on the upper trunk.

02:55:59.000 The size and secretory activity of these glands...

02:56:02.000 Imagine if you're like a science person and you're listening to me read this. 1.00

02:56:07.000 You shut the fuck up. 1.00

02:56:10.000 The sebaceous glands in newborns are enlarged. 1.00

02:56:13.000 So what is this saying about it?

02:56:15.000 The last article we said, it just said sebum is antibacterial, and this says it's unknown what it is.

02:56:22.000 But even though it's unknown what the function is, is it known whether or not it's antibacterial?

02:56:29.000 The function of which might be unknown, but it still might have antibacterial properties.

02:56:33.000 Can you see, just Google, does sebum have antibacterial properties?

02:56:38.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:56:39.000 Yeah, I know.

02:56:40.000 The function could be unknown, but it might also just do something.

02:56:43.000 You know, sometimes things have like a secondary effect.

02:56:47.000 I'm trying to be a scientist, bro. 0.99

02:56:49.000 I'm not even trying to do some science in these bitches. 1.00

02:56:52.000 Sebum fatty acids enhance the innate immune defense. 0.99

02:56:56.000 Click on that one up there.

02:56:58.000 That's a PubMed article.

02:57:00.000 Yeah, but I just want to hear the title.

02:57:01.000 Sebum-free fatty acids enhance the innate immune defense of human sebocytes by upregulating beta-defensin to expression. 0.95

02:57:13.000 So it enhances the innate immune defense of human, whatever the fuck a sebocyte is. 0.90

02:57:21.000 I'm just going with that.

02:57:23.000 Yeah, so it says sebum may also act as a delivery system for antioxidants and antimicrobial peptides.

02:57:29.000 Such molecules with antimicrobial properties are cathelicidin, psoracin, dermsidin, and human HBD2. Interesting.

02:57:48.000 I mean, it's really interesting.

02:57:49.000 If you think about how many things we've done to ourselves, we didn't really realize it was bad until it was too late.

02:57:56.000 Like those women that used to work with radium, when they used to use radium paint, and they would lick their tongue, and they were all developing cancer. 1.00

02:58:07.000 We had no idea that was happening.

02:58:08.000 I got these five Garfield cups from McDonald's from 1980 or 1979. Do you remember those glass ones that have Garfield on it?

02:58:17.000 Yeah.

02:58:17.000 I got them because I had one and I was like, I could get them all on eBay.

02:58:21.000 Bought them, been using them, found out that they were recalled because it had 10,000 times the amount of lead in the paint that's healthy or something.

02:58:31.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.

02:58:33.000 But those were, like, for kids' toys, and McDonald's has done it, like, four times.

02:58:37.000 They did it with Shreks. 1.00

02:58:39.000 Like, it's pretty crazy.

02:58:41.000 McDonald's keeps on trying to poison the kids with lead paint.

02:58:44.000 Well, I would imagine if they have those toys.

02:58:46.000 The problem is those toys.

02:58:47.000 Right.

02:58:48.000 Like, how do you...

02:58:48.000 You know when you get those Happy Meals with the toys?

02:58:50.000 Yeah. 0.98

02:58:50.000 How do you make a plastic toy and make sure it's not fucking... 0.98

02:58:53.000 Where are you buying them? 0.99

02:58:54.000 Right, China.

02:58:55.000 Yeah, where are you getting them made?

02:58:56.000 You're getting them made as cheaply as possible to shove into that because it's $1.99 or whatever it is for all that calories. 0.99

02:59:03.000 That's what's fucked. 0.99

02:59:05.000 What's fucked is the cheapest food is the worst for you with the most calories. 0.99

02:59:10.000 And it's so easy to get. 0.99

02:59:11.000 Yeah.

02:59:12.000 Just pull in and you get it.

02:59:13.000 Why is there not healthy fast food?

02:59:16.000 Like, real healthy fast food?

02:59:17.000 Nobody wants it! 1.00

02:59:18.000 Shut the fuck up! 0.99

02:59:19.000 But have they even really tried it? 0.99

02:59:21.000 I think it's harder to do because you have to prepare things fresh.

02:59:24.000 More expensive.

02:59:25.000 I think the closest you get to that is In-N-Out.

02:59:28.000 Because In-N-Out literally starts cooking when you're in the driveway, and when you get up to there, your order's ready.

02:59:35.000 Is that your favorite? 1.00

02:59:36.000 That's the shit. 1.00

02:59:37.000 Five Guys is the best. 1.00

02:59:38.000 What are you saying?

02:59:38.000 I like Five Guys too.

02:59:40.000 But In-N-Out, I like that I could order just patties with cheese, which is mostly what I eat.

02:59:47.000 Just eat the patties with the cheese.

02:59:49.000 And it's cheap, so you can get like four patties and cheese.

02:59:52.000 Yeah.

02:59:52.000 Well, it's good though.

02:59:53.000 It's like, it's freshly cooked and they don't have frozen ground meat. 1.00

02:59:56.000 It's the fucking bomb. 0.99

02:59:57.000 Worst fries in the business though. 1.00

02:59:59.000 Shut your fucking hole. 1.00

03:00:00.000 I love their fries. 1.00

03:00:01.000 You love their starchy ass, boring fries? 1.00

03:00:04.000 Tastes like potatoes. 1.00

03:00:05.000 I'm not scared of potatoes.

03:00:06.000 Worst fries ever.

03:00:07.000 But I will agree that Five Guys has dominant fries as well.

03:00:11.000 Great fries.

03:00:11.000 Five Guys will hit you with them Cajun fries.

03:00:14.000 Cajun fries, that's the shit. 1.00

03:00:16.000 Cajun fries with ketchup? 1.00

03:00:17.000 Oh my god, that's a delicious flavor.

03:00:20.000 Cajun fries dipped in the ketchup?

03:00:22.000 Come on! 0.99

03:00:23.000 And Five Guys, they get that squirty thing of ketchup, so you get a nice little fucking batch, get them Cajun fries. 0.99

03:00:28.000 I like Five Guys. 0.97

03:00:30.000 If I'm eating bread, I might prefer Five Guys because you can get jalapenos at Five Guys. 0.99

03:00:35.000 You can get other shit. 0.99

03:00:36.000 You can get bacon, jalapenos. 1.00

03:00:38.000 That's big.

03:00:38.000 You can get it wrapped at Five Guys also.

03:00:41.000 Why would you?

03:00:44.000 For that burger meat.

03:00:46.000 You're there.

03:00:46.000 Yeah, you're right.

03:00:46.000 You're there.

03:00:48.000 I think it's just like limited to occasionally.

03:00:52.000 The thing about stuff that's delicious, but you know is not good for you, just occasionally.

03:00:57.000 You know, there's things that are delicious, like a croissant.

03:01:00.000 A croissant with chocolate in it.

03:01:01.000 Come on.

03:01:02.000 Every now and then, you should experience that.

03:01:05.000 It's someone's expression of culinary love.

03:01:08.000 You know, it's baking love.

03:01:12.000 You know?

03:01:12.000 A nice, warm, fresh out of the oven croissant with chocolate.

03:01:17.000 It's moist and gooey and buttery.

03:01:21.000 A croissant's buttery.

03:01:23.000 Oh, yummy, yummy, yummy.

03:01:25.000 Root beer milkshake from P. Terry's.

03:01:27.000 Have you had that yet?

03:01:28.000 I have not.

03:01:29.000 It's the best thing ever.

03:01:30.000 They use the syrup that they make root beer with, and it is poured into the ice cream milkshake.

03:01:36.000 So it's like a root beer float that always has the best version of a root beer.

03:01:40.000 How many calories would you estimate that to be?

03:01:42.000 Oh, God.

03:01:43.000 300, probably, for a medium.

03:01:45.000 300. 200. Do you ever go on...

03:01:48.000 It's way more than that.

03:01:49.000 Is it?

03:01:50.000 300 calories per medium.

03:01:51.000 Look it up.

03:01:52.000 No idea.

03:01:53.000 Right, what do you think it is?

03:01:54.000 A thousand.

03:01:55.000 A thousand?

03:01:56.000 Yeah, I think it might be a thousand.

03:01:58.000 Might be a million.

03:01:59.000 It's pretty close to a thousand.

03:02:02.000 Root beer, milk.

03:02:03.000 So let's...

03:02:04.000 What do you think is like the most calorie dense drink that exists?

03:02:10.000 Would it be like those...

03:02:12.000 A protein shake.

03:02:14.000 Yeah, but I mean sugar. 0.50

03:02:16.000 How many calories for something someone buys? 0.99

03:02:19.000 Slurpees, those fucking red and blue Slurpees. 1.00

03:02:24.000 Those have to be crazy bad. 1.00

03:02:26.000 What is a Big Gulp Slurpee?

03:02:28.000 I don't think it's that bad because it's just like a soda pop that's frozen.

03:02:32.000 It's so good though.

03:02:33.000 It must have so much sugar in it.

03:02:35.000 It's so much more delicious than regular soda.

03:02:37.000 Oh, 680 calories.

03:02:40.000 680?

03:02:43.000 I want you to get on a bike and try to burn 680 calories.

03:02:47.000 No!

03:02:47.000 It's so hard.

03:02:49.000 I'll get on my e-bikes.

03:02:50.000 I have that salt bike, the echo bike from Rogue, you know that thing?

03:02:55.000 Where you like, it's a fan, you're propelling a fan, and you're doing your arms and your legs at the same time.

03:03:00.000 Yeah, I got an elliptical.

03:03:01.000 I go ham on that thing, and I get off, it's like 200 calories.

03:03:04.000 I'm like, what? 1.00

03:03:05.000 Yeah, it's kind of bullshit. 1.00

03:03:06.000 What? 1.00

03:03:07.000 200? 1.00

03:03:08.000 Like, to get 1,000 calories, you gotta fucking haul ass for a long period of time. 1.00

03:03:13.000 Yeah. 0.99

03:03:14.000 How much effort is involved to get 1,000 calories?

03:03:18.000 Like, if you're doing a bike, if you're riding like a Peloton, what kind of effort do you have to do to get 1,000 calories?

03:03:27.000 Seems like that'd be like a couple of hours.

03:03:28.000 A couple of hours, because I think the hardest I've ever gone on an elliptical, I'd never get it.

03:03:33.000 That's pretty fast.

03:03:34.000 Here it goes.

03:03:35.000 If you're cycling at a rate of 10 to 12 miles an hour, you can burn roughly 7 calories per minute, depending on how much you weigh.

03:03:41.000 If you bump up the intensity to 14 to 16 miles an hour, you can burn up to 15 calories per minute.

03:03:47.000 Based on those numbers, you'd have to maintain a pace of 14 miles per hour for about 65 to 70 minutes to burn 1,000 calories. 0.98

03:03:55.000 Whoa, that's a lot of, that's a lot of fucking effort. 0.90

03:03:58.000 Yeah, that's pretty fast too, 14 to 16. Now imagine what those fucking Tour de France guys burn in a day. 0.99

03:04:05.000 Imagine what that's like. 1.00

03:04:08.000 Nuts.

03:04:09.000 Dude. 1.00

03:04:10.000 Fuck all that. 1.00

03:04:11.000 A lot of bike riders around here, right? 1.00

03:04:13.000 And they all dress like they're in the Tour de France.

03:04:14.000 Oh, it's all 21 stages.

03:04:15.000 Tons.

03:04:16.000 6,000 per stage.

03:04:19.000 Does anybody ride a serious bike with regular clothes?

03:04:23.000 I do.

03:04:24.000 Well, I don't...

03:04:25.000 I mean, I ride e-bikes.

03:04:26.000 Those bike guys are all riding like they're in a race where you have to be streamlined.

03:04:29.000 Do you have an e-bike yet?

03:04:30.000 No.

03:04:31.000 Oh my god, you would have so much fun on it.

03:04:33.000 It's like having your own little motorcycle dirt bike.

03:04:35.000 Why not just get a motorcycle or a dirt bike?

03:04:36.000 Because you don't need a license or insurance and you can just...

03:04:41.000 You can drive around mountains.

03:04:43.000 And you can go on bike paths.

03:04:45.000 On most bike paths, you can just bring it on your bike path.

03:04:48.000 Because it's silent?

03:04:49.000 Because it's silent and it's a bike, a legal bike.

03:04:52.000 Oh, I've used those before deer hunting with John Dudley.

03:04:56.000 Yeah.

03:04:56.000 My friend John Dudley has this beautiful place in Iowa, and he has, like, cultivated it for all archery deer hunting.

03:05:05.000 So he has all these ways to go in without leaving any scent.

03:05:08.000 And the best way to go in is on an e-bike, because your feet never touch the ground. 0.91

03:05:11.000 So you don't rub up against the branches and shit with your clothing and stink things up.

03:05:15.000 So you're riding this bike, and the bike is just rubber, and the deer don't recognize that. 0.98

03:05:20.000 It smells like a predator.

03:05:21.000 Right.

03:05:21.000 And then he parks the e-bikes and climbs up a tree.

03:05:23.000 Hell yeah. 1.00

03:05:24.000 Like a fucking ninja. 1.00

03:05:25.000 Probably has a Sur on. 1.00

03:05:26.000 Sir Ron, what's that?

03:05:28.000 It's like one of the best dirt bike.

03:05:29.000 I don't know what he has, but uh, they're cool It's a way easier ride because that way you don't want to get sweaty The thing is like if you get all it's cold as shit in Iowa in November, right? 0.65

03:05:40.000 So you get in there You do not want to be sweaty and then sit still because you'll fucking freeze your ass off It's not good for you, which is why people by the way wear wool clothing That's the secret.

03:05:52.000 You get wet and sweaty with wool on, it maintains your body temperature. 0.96

03:05:56.000 It's really weird.

03:05:58.000 Yeah, because you're a girl sheep. 1.00

03:05:59.000 Yeah, look at this.

03:06:02.000 Is this the one John has?

03:06:03.000 What's John talking about?

03:06:04.000 Let me play John what he's saying.

03:06:06.000 He must be doing a commercial for these guys.

03:06:09.000 That looks like a motorcycle.

03:06:10.000 This is a new one.

03:06:11.000 Oh, look at the wheels.

03:06:12.000 They're nice.

03:06:15.000 Oh, sick. 0.98

03:06:27.000 Wild!

03:06:31.000 I've never heard of that.

03:06:33.000 This looks awesome.

03:06:43.000 That looks like a motor.

03:06:44.000 You'll get pulled over for that.

03:06:45.000 That seems like an electric motorcycle that you could take on a dirt road.

03:06:49.000 And I wonder how fast they go.

03:06:50.000 That's where it gets dangerous.

03:06:52.000 Yeah.

03:06:53.000 I have one that goes, I think, 40. I've got an advertised scooter that goes 60. Janus, I bought Janus a scooter and I didn't know it went 60. They have a professional scooter league now.

03:07:07.000 Oh, no they don't.

03:07:08.000 I've seen the flips that people do with scooters.

03:07:10.000 I saw this dude hit a skateboard ramp and did a full flip and landed on the skateboard on top.

03:07:15.000 I'm like, oh my god. 0.98

03:07:16.000 I landed on the E-whatever-the-fuck scooter on top with his hands on them. 0.96

03:07:21.000 Have you seen the Super 73 new motorcycle, E-motorcycle? 0.98

03:07:25.000 What is this, Jamie?

03:07:27.000 Oh my god, they're flying.

03:07:29.000 They're racing in scooters.

03:07:31.000 With motorcycle outfits on.

03:07:32.000 It's kind of fun.

03:07:33.000 Yeah. 0.99

03:07:34.000 Holy shit, they're that fast? 1.00

03:07:36.000 Because they're electric, right? 0.99

03:07:36.000 That makes sense, just like a Tesla. 0.99

03:07:38.000 They'd be stupid fast. 0.99

03:07:40.000 And they have greats. 1.00

03:07:41.000 The one I have, amazing suspension.

03:07:42.000 I could go over rocks.

03:07:45.000 Oh, this is kind of wild.

03:07:48.000 I wonder how much worse that is at handling than a regular motorcycle.

03:07:52.000 Oh.

03:07:53.000 I don't know.

03:07:55.000 I mean...

03:07:56.000 In theory, aren't they powered by the same motor?

03:07:58.000 I don't know, but you're upright.

03:08:00.000 I would wonder if, like, being low with a lower center of gravity would make maneuvers more easy.

03:08:07.000 Does that make sense?

03:08:08.000 Mm-hmm.

03:08:09.000 You know, like, if you're standing up, it seems like maybe that would be harder to hit, like, hard turns like that.

03:08:14.000 Like, if you're sitting on a bike and you're, like, hunkered down on the bike.

03:08:17.000 It's pretty sideways there.

03:08:18.000 Yeah, it's pretty crazy.

03:08:20.000 I don't know.

03:08:22.000 But it's crazy that kids are just gonna buy these and whizz into traffic.

03:08:27.000 They're so popular right now.

03:08:28.000 It's insane.

03:08:29.000 Yeah.

03:08:29.000 In downtown Austin, it's nuts.

03:08:31.000 It's like Scooterville every day.

03:08:33.000 Yeah.

03:08:33.000 My friend Dylan, he has a whole YouTube channel where all he does is he lives in a bus with solar and he just goes riding with a group of like 40 people throughout LA and different cities.

03:08:49.000 They're like bike gangs.

03:08:51.000 And they're all on e-bikes, they're all on those one-wheels, they're all on these electric things, and they just roll around and just go through red lights and stuff like that.

03:08:59.000 Jesus Christ.

03:09:00.000 It's gotten so popular with that, though.

03:09:02.000 I watched a couple guys go through a red light the other night.

03:09:04.000 I'm like, what are you doing, man?

03:09:06.000 They looked, they looked, they just went for it.

03:09:07.000 I'm like, oh my God.

03:09:09.000 Yeah.

03:09:10.000 What if you fall?

03:09:13.000 Well, there's a...

03:09:17.000 I can't tell that story. 1.00

03:09:18.000 Shit. 1.00

03:09:19.000 Shit. 1.00

03:09:20.000 I'll tell you afterwards. 1.00

03:09:21.000 Remind me.

03:09:21.000 Okay.

03:09:22.000 Dog shit. 1.00

03:09:22.000 Remind me. 1.00

03:09:23.000 Dog shit. 1.00

03:09:23.000 Oh, man. 1.00

03:09:25.000 Dog shit. 1.00

03:09:26.000 I'll tell you later. 1.00

03:09:28.000 It's funny, though.

03:09:29.000 Not my dog.

03:09:30.000 Some lady. 1.00

03:09:32.000 Her dog took a shit in the middle of a crosswalk, and she stopped and picked up the dog shit and stopped traffic. 1.00

03:09:37.000 Oh, really? 1.00

03:09:38.000 She's bent over, scooping up traffic in the middle of the crosswalk.

03:09:41.000 Well, I guess that's the right thing to do.

03:09:43.000 Someone steps on it, but...

03:09:45.000 Get off the road.

03:09:46.000 Yeah.

03:09:47.000 Go back and get it the same way a crow gets a dead squirrel.

03:09:50.000 That's right. 1.00

03:09:53.000 Just let that shit go. 1.00

03:09:55.000 Don't get killed. 1.00

03:09:58.000 That's all I can say about that.

03:10:01.000 Oh, I got a Supra since last time.

03:10:03.000 I know, dude.

03:10:04.000 I love it.

03:10:04.000 I saw the sickest one yesterday.

03:10:06.000 I was thinking, yeah, I saw a really sick silver one.

03:10:09.000 So I'm going to take in a silver one and just like one of those images that I sent you, it had like that fin on the back.

03:10:14.000 Yeah.

03:10:14.000 And then it had those like really cool wheels put on it.

03:10:18.000 Oh my God.

03:10:18.000 What a great shape.

03:10:19.000 Yeah, I'm thinking of getting it colored or wrapped a different color or something like that.

03:10:24.000 I like the white, but...

03:10:25.000 What would you get?

03:10:26.000 Pink camo? 0.76

03:10:26.000 I don't know. 0.76

03:10:26.000 I've always been a matte black everything. 0.76

03:10:29.000 Matte black's dope?

03:10:30.000 Yeah.

03:10:31.000 The only problem with... 0.98

03:10:31.000 I've had friends that have had cars that have been wrapped and they get bubbles and shit. 0.98

03:10:36.000 You gotta make sure that people do it.

03:10:38.000 They do a good job.

03:10:38.000 Yeah.

03:10:39.000 Sometimes they peel off and shit, and that's annoying. 0.99

03:10:41.000 They gotta bring it back in. 0.99

03:10:42.000 They gotta do it again.

03:10:43.000 Especially in LA, they only last like two or three years.

03:10:46.000 What about out here? 0.99

03:10:47.000 It's hot as fuck. 0.99

03:10:47.000 Yeah, it's probably... 0.99

03:10:48.000 Well, it's moist out here, though.

03:10:49.000 I don't know.

03:10:50.000 Is that better?

03:10:51.000 Probably.

03:10:52.000 I get Expel, which is the paint protection film, where if you scratch it and the sun hits it, it melts it back together.

03:10:59.000 What?

03:11:00.000 And it lasts like ten years.

03:11:01.000 What?

03:11:01.000 It's great.

03:11:02.000 What?

03:11:02.000 It's Wolverine?

03:11:03.000 It's pretty much like Wolverine.

03:11:04.000 Wolverine paint.

03:11:05.000 Yeah, it's Wolverine paint.

03:11:06.000 Whoa! 0.71

03:11:07.000 And it's cool because it's...

03:11:08.000 Don't tell people that.

03:11:09.000 They're going to try it.

03:11:10.000 No, no, I know.

03:11:11.000 That's a bad idea.

03:11:14.000 But yeah, it's great because it not only protects your paint, it's like really strong.

03:11:18.000 So like if rocks hit it and stuff like that, it doesn't do anything with the paint.

03:11:22.000 They have that ceramic coating too, so it's easy to wash your car.

03:11:25.000 Just hose it off almost.

03:11:27.000 Stuff barely sticks to it, just slides and glides right off of it.

03:11:30.000 It's like some sort of ceramic coating that they put on it.

03:11:33.000 Except I have hard water, so any time I do that, it just leaves those little dots everywhere.

03:11:37.000 Doesn't that just mean minerals?

03:11:38.000 Minerals, yeah.

03:11:39.000 Yeah, isn't that good for you?

03:11:40.000 It's probably good for you.

03:11:42.000 I don't know.

03:11:43.000 Is it?

03:11:44.000 It feels weird.

03:11:45.000 It feels weird on you.

03:11:46.000 It feels weird?

03:11:47.000 Yeah.

03:11:49.000 If there's a lot, it leaves like a film, like a slimy film.

03:11:53.000 Right.

03:11:54.000 What is that, though?

03:11:55.000 Hard water is just minerals, right?

03:11:57.000 Let's Google, are there any benefits to hard water?

03:12:01.000 Are there any health benefits to hard water?

03:12:03.000 I have a water softener, so it's all salt.

03:12:05.000 And I always thought that's why it felt slimy, because of the water softener.

03:12:09.000 Oh.

03:12:09.000 So then you can't drink it?

03:12:11.000 Can you still drink it?

03:12:11.000 Oh, no.

03:12:12.000 You can drink it.

03:12:12.000 With salt in it?

03:12:13.000 How much salt is it?

03:12:14.000 It's a lot of salt.

03:12:16.000 So you taste salty water?

03:12:17.000 No, because I also have...

03:12:18.000 Probably getting pickled.

03:12:20.000 The mineral composition of hard water gives it a ton of health benefits, such as protecting your heart and bones. 1.00

03:12:27.000 Holy shit. 0.97

03:12:28.000 Calcium helps prevent osteoporosis, whilst the benefits of hard water are substantial. 0.99

03:12:34.000 Its mineral composition is not great for your hair and skin.

03:12:38.000 Wow.

03:12:39.000 So it's good to drink.

03:12:41.000 It's good to drink hard water.

03:12:43.000 But the mineral composition is not great for your hair and skin.

03:12:46.000 It dries you out. 0.97

03:12:47.000 Well, my hair and skin, I don't give a fuck about it. 0.99

03:12:50.000 So let's go. 0.99

03:12:52.000 Next one.

03:12:52.000 I'll moisturize myself.

03:12:54.000 Next.

03:12:54.000 What does hard water do to your insides?

03:12:56.000 Oh boy.

03:12:58.000 High levels of calcium and magnesium can affect several organs in your body and cause health problems.

03:13:03.000 Yes. 1.00

03:13:03.000 Shit. 1.00

03:13:13.000 Interesting. 1.00

03:13:18.000 So what was the other one saying then?

03:13:20.000 Is this like still up for debate or was the other one like a wacky one?

03:13:24.000 Well, that one's in the UK. Interesting.

03:13:26.000 I wonder who's right and who's been paid off.

03:13:31.000 And the other websites from Service Pro Plumbers.

03:13:36.000 Oh, Jesus.

03:13:38.000 It is.

03:13:39.000 It's a plumbing propaganda website.

03:13:41.000 Yeah, because they're selling cleaners. 0.99

03:13:43.000 To get you to fix your fucking hard water. 0.98

03:13:44.000 No, to have what I have, like a reverse osmosis water. 0.99

03:13:48.000 Wow.

03:13:48.000 Well, there's also soft water, so there's both sides of it.

03:13:51.000 Okay, but that's kind of hilarious.

03:13:52.000 That it's service pros, plumbers.

03:13:55.000 Right.

03:13:55.000 That's kind of hilarious.

03:13:56.000 You better fix that right now, and we can do it today for $99.99.

03:14:00.000 Yeah, they're hooking up water filters underneath your sink. 0.93

03:14:03.000 Wow.

03:14:04.000 But what's true?

03:14:06.000 Why should we not drink hard water?

03:14:08.000 Here we go.

03:14:08.000 One of the most obvious effects of hard water is skin irritation and eczema is an example to it.

03:14:14.000 Using hard water not only makes your skin dry, but also leads to bumpy patches on the skin.

03:14:18.000 These skin problems are caused by the presence of excessive minerals in the water.

03:14:23.000 So that's the negative.

03:14:25.000 So the negative is that it fucks with your skin. 0.99

03:14:31.000 Click on that one.

03:14:32.000 Three possible effects of using hard water on the human body.

03:14:37.000 She looks pretty fine.

03:14:38.000 Before we go further, though, this is also health care products.

03:14:43.000 Get out of here. 0.99

03:14:45.000 Sell me some shit to fix hard water. 1.00

03:14:47.000 The advantages of eating soft water. 1.00

03:14:50.000 Okay, go lower.

03:14:53.000 Hard water lead to hair loss.

03:14:55.000 The effects of hard water on your kidney.

03:14:57.000 Uh-oh.

03:14:58.000 Kidney dysfunction.

03:14:59.000 Click on that.

03:15:00.000 See if it's a science study.

03:15:02.000 Yeah.

03:15:03.000 Yeah, it is, I think.

03:15:05.000 Let's see what it says.

03:15:06.000 The effects of hard water consumption on kidney function.

03:15:09.000 Insights from mathematical modeling.

03:15:12.000 Wow.

03:15:13.000 Hmm. 1.00

03:15:15.000 Goddamn liberals. 1.00

03:15:17.000 I don't know who's right. 1.00

03:15:19.000 It's hard to know who's right on that one, you know?

03:15:25.000 Hey Marsha, you up buddy?

03:15:26.000 Nope, back down.

03:15:27.000 We're too loud.

03:15:30.000 Hard to know who's right.

03:15:31.000 Yeah.

03:15:32.000 But definitely minerals are important. 0.98

03:15:34.000 Like, you fucking need minerals. 0.98

03:15:35.000 Yeah. 0.99

03:15:35.000 There's a book that I read way back in the Disney called Dead Doctors Don't Lie. 0.99

03:15:40.000 This is this guy, Dr. Joel Wallach, and he was pointing out that, like, why is it that when animals, like, when you have a farm and your animals show, like, signs of diseases, you feed them minerals.

03:15:53.000 You give them minerals in their diet.

03:15:55.000 And it helps cure a lot of ailments that these animals go through.

03:15:59.000 But you don't do that with people.

03:16:01.000 And he was like, mineral deficiencies are a real problem.

03:16:04.000 I don't know if this is true, but he was talking about the minerals in the topsoil.

03:16:08.000 They've been nutrient deficient for like the last who knows how many years.

03:16:13.000 But like they keep recycling the topsoil and they add stuff to it.

03:16:16.000 They have to add things to it. 0.98

03:16:18.000 They have to add, you know, chemical fertilizers and all this different shit. 0.99

03:16:21.000 Nitrogen and all this different shit to try to get food to grow in it again. 0.99

03:16:28.000 Yeah. 0.98

03:16:28.000 And that we need minerals. 0.98

03:16:30.000 We do.

03:16:30.000 So maybe there's an anti-mineral campaign.

03:16:33.000 Mm-hmm.

03:16:34.000 But maybe there's too many minerals in that hard water.

03:16:38.000 Yeah, I mean...

03:16:38.000 Maybe it's both things at the same time.

03:16:40.000 If you have hard water, it always destroys everything, you know, like your bathtubs and stuff like that.

03:16:44.000 It turns everything white and...

03:16:46.000 Maybe what you need is like a little bit of hard water.

03:16:49.000 You know?

03:16:50.000 Like a little bit of hard water every now and again is probably good for you.

03:16:53.000 Because you get all that minerals.

03:16:55.000 But just don't drink it every day.

03:16:56.000 Maybe.

03:16:57.000 Do you have hard water where you're at?

03:16:59.000 Yeah, we have hard water.

03:17:00.000 So you have a water softener?

03:17:01.000 Yeah.

03:17:03.000 I wonder what it actually does though.

03:17:05.000 I wonder how much it takes out.

03:17:06.000 I have to dump like two or three huge bags in it every couple months.

03:17:11.000 You know, of salt and...

03:17:13.000 Yeah, but how's that working?

03:17:14.000 I don't know what it does, man.

03:17:15.000 I think it filters through the salt.

03:17:17.000 Oh, that makes sense.

03:17:18.000 Yeah.

03:17:19.000 That's what's pretty wild about filters.

03:17:21.000 Like, they make filters with, like, sand and rocks, and you can take, like, nasty water and pour it through that filter, and it'll come out clear.

03:17:27.000 They have a life straw or whatever.

03:17:29.000 Yeah, they have those. 1.00

03:17:30.000 They have those straws that you can, like, walk up to a fucking pond and suck through the... 0.99

03:17:34.000 It looks like a vape pen almost, like a big vape pen. 1.00

03:17:36.000 You just suck through. 0.80

03:17:39.000 Oh, you know what? 1.00

03:17:41.000 Totally off random.

03:17:42.000 You giving people smelling salts, you need to do that to every single guest.

03:17:47.000 Do you want to try it?

03:17:48.000 Yeah, you need to try it.

03:17:49.000 It's just ammonia, right?

03:17:50.000 We have it over there, Jamie?

03:17:51.000 Jamie's got it.

03:17:52.000 It's just ammonia, right?

03:17:53.000 Oh, he's got it locked up.

03:17:54.000 Is it just super ammonia?

03:17:55.000 Oh, well, you know who Juju Mufu is?

03:17:59.000 Yeah, the fight...

03:18:00.000 No, he's like a power lifter dude. 1.00

03:18:03.000 He's fucking uber jacked. 0.99

03:18:05.000 He does it before he works out. 1.00

03:18:06.000 Yeah, and it's his company.

03:18:08.000 And I think it's called, ah, or something like that.

03:18:10.000 Something crazy like that. 0.99

03:18:11.000 It's so ridiculous. 1.00

03:18:13.000 Like, you're not going to believe how ridiculous it is. 0.99

03:18:15.000 Like, you take a sniff and you're like, what? 0.68

03:18:16.000 I'm kind of scared, dude. 0.99

03:18:17.000 How the fuck are you selling this? 0.99

03:18:20.000 I'm kind of scared about it. 0.99

03:18:21.000 But everybody who tries it gets shocked.

03:18:22.000 I know.

03:18:23.000 I guess what they do is they do the smelling salts to jack up their central nervous system and then they lift.

03:18:29.000 Let me start my heart rate monitor.

03:18:31.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:18:32.000 Get that heart rate monitor going.

03:18:33.000 Okay, here we go.

03:18:35.000 Heart rate monitor.

03:18:36.000 It's on.

03:18:37.000 It's on?

03:18:38.000 Yeah.

03:18:38.000 Okay.

03:18:39.000 What's it showing now?

03:18:41.000 Hold on.

03:18:41.000 It's measuring.

03:18:46.000 98. Okay, let's calm down.

03:18:47.000 Okay.

03:18:48.000 You're a little high right now.

03:18:50.000 98's a little high.

03:18:52.000 I know you're anticipating this, but I want a real good reaction.

03:18:56.000 I want a real one.

03:18:57.000 I want an elevated heart rate to begin with.

03:18:59.000 Okay.

03:19:00.000 Are you ready?

03:19:00.000 Yeah.

03:19:01.000 Okay.

03:19:01.000 I'm going to hand it to you.

03:19:02.000 Screw it on.

03:19:03.000 Oh, God.

03:19:04.000 I'm so scared, dude.

03:19:07.000 Unscrew it yourself.

03:19:08.000 I'm scared. 1.00

03:19:08.000 And then take a nice, big, deep whiff and don't be a pussy. 1.00

03:19:11.000 Okay. 1.00

03:19:17.000 Oh my god!

03:19:18.000 Right?

03:19:19.000 Oh! 0.60

03:19:20.000 Oh my god.

03:19:20.000 Marshall's up.

03:19:22.000 Marshall's checking in on you.

03:19:23.000 Look how sweet he is.

03:19:24.000 I'm okay, Marshall.

03:19:24.000 Look how sweet he is.

03:19:25.000 Okay, thank you.

03:19:25.000 He's checking in on you.

03:19:26.000 Thank you.

03:19:27.000 Here we go.

03:19:33.000 Is it not bothering you?

03:19:34.000 It's wrong.

03:19:36.000 It wasn't as strong as I thought it was going to be.

03:19:38.000 It's not as strong anymore.

03:19:39.000 Is it weakening?

03:19:40.000 Yeah, 100%.

03:19:41.000 I'll have to test it. 1.00

03:19:42.000 You got lucky, bitch. 1.00

03:19:44.000 You got lucky. 1.00

03:19:45.000 It still got me.

03:19:46.000 I think we have another one we never wrote.

03:19:47.000 I think it has to be unopened.

03:19:48.000 Try it.

03:19:50.000 Marshall's freaking out.

03:19:51.000 Still got me.

03:19:51.000 No, it ain't that bad, man.

03:19:52.000 It ain't that bad.

03:19:54.000 Right?

03:19:55.000 Not nearly.

03:19:56.000 Something happened.

03:19:56.000 Yeah, not nearly.

03:19:57.000 Not nearly.

03:19:58.000 Okay.

03:19:59.000 Yeah, you wouldn't be able to...

03:19:59.000 No, no, no.

03:20:00.000 Dude, that reaction you had to that, buckle up, son.

03:20:03.000 It's still got it.

03:20:04.000 I took a big hit there.

03:20:05.000 Buckle up. 0.96

03:20:05.000 We're going to get the other one. 0.96

03:20:06.000 Two seconds.

03:20:06.000 Let me see if it...

03:20:07.000 It must dry out or something.

03:20:08.000 That makes sense.

03:20:09.000 I mean, how long could that possibly last?

03:20:11.000 That's still pretty nasty. 0.99

03:20:12.000 It's fucking insane. 0.99

03:20:14.000 What is that? 0.99

03:20:14.000 I've smelled that before. 0.99

03:20:16.000 Imagine what it's like to him.

03:20:17.000 Oh, he probably smells it right now. 0.99

03:20:19.000 He's probably like, what the fuck are you doing to me here? 0.99

03:20:21.000 He's looking at the door. 1.00

03:20:22.000 Oh, now he's licking himself.

03:20:26.000 Constantly.

03:20:26.000 Hey, get out of there, sir.

03:20:29.000 Yeah, that ain't shit. 0.97

03:20:31.000 But when you get the new one, hopefully they can find the new one. 0.96

03:20:34.000 So what's the difference between that and the cracker?

03:20:38.000 I think it's the same shape.

03:20:39.000 No, no, no.

03:20:39.000 Well, there's poppers, which is amyl nitrate.

03:20:42.000 That's what the gay people do to have butt sex. 1.00

03:20:44.000 How dare you? 1.00

03:20:44.000 I mean, that's what they do. 1.00

03:20:46.000 I think straight people have done it, too.

03:20:47.000 Oh, really?

03:20:48.000 But yeah, I think gay people do it primarily. 0.98

03:20:50.000 So that's the same thing as poppers? 0.98

03:20:52.000 Is that?

03:20:52.000 Yeah.

03:20:53.000 That was a big party drug in the gay community that a lot of people were attributing to diminishing people's immune systems and wrecking your body and causing brain damage. 1.00

03:21:02.000 It's really fucking bad for you. 0.99

03:21:04.000 When Jamie comes back, we'll Google the health effects of poppers, of amyl nitrate. 0.99

03:21:09.000 It's really, really bad for you.

03:21:11.000 But that's not this stuff.

03:21:12.000 This stuff is like the stuff they use to wake people up when they've been knocked out.

03:21:16.000 Smelling sauce.

03:21:17.000 It's like pneumonia.

03:21:18.000 It's like a strong pneumonia smell. 0.99

03:21:20.000 Like what you just got, it ain't shit. 1.00

03:21:23.000 Jesus. 0.99

03:21:23.000 It ain't shit. 0.99

03:21:24.000 Wait till you get a full whi- God, I hope that we're not building up something that doesn't exist anymore. 0.97

03:21:29.000 Because if somebody took it, these things are just laying around here sometimes.

03:21:33.000 You need to have it every single guest.

03:21:35.000 Just have it like, hey, you want to try one?

03:21:37.000 Nah. 1.00

03:21:38.000 Scientists and shit? 1.00

03:21:39.000 That'd be so rude. 1.00

03:21:40.000 No, I don't want to fuck with them. 1.00

03:21:42.000 You don't want nothing? 1.00

03:21:43.000 Okay.

03:21:46.000 To be continued.

03:21:47.000 To be continued.

03:21:49.000 On the next time Red Band is here, we will have procured a solid supply of such items.

03:21:55.000 Did we really only have one?

03:21:57.000 I thought we had two, man.

03:21:58.000 I thought we had two, but no one knows where the second bag is.

03:22:02.000 But trust me.

03:22:04.000 So shout out to that dude. 1.00

03:22:06.000 It says, warning, read all precautions on bottle label prior to use.

03:22:11.000 Wow.

03:22:12.000 Yeah.

03:22:13.000 Is there any negatives to it?

03:22:14.000 I'm sure.

03:22:16.000 I'm sure.

03:22:17.000 You know, I haven't been feeling so good since I started doing it. 0.98

03:22:20.000 I wonder if that would work with, you know, the fentanyl people instead of NorCam or whatever that shit is called. 0.98

03:22:25.000 I don't think so. 0.99

03:22:26.000 All that does is just, like, whack you out for a couple seconds.

03:22:29.000 I only ordered one.

03:22:30.000 You only ordered one?

03:22:31.000 Alright, ordered ten.

03:22:33.000 You should get a couple of the poppy ones, too, just to try out the differences.

03:22:37.000 Oh, that's the other thing we wanted to look up.

03:22:39.000 Google the negative health effects of amyl nitrate poppers.

03:22:46.000 Because that was a thing that they were trying to educate people on.

03:22:51.000 Like, hey, you can't be doing this. 0.99

03:22:52.000 This is fucking dangerous. 0.99

03:22:54.000 And was it to open up your butthole when you go, ah, and then you just shove it in real quick? 1.00

03:22:58.000 Is that how you do it? 0.99

03:23:00.000 Let's listen to that sound again.

03:23:04.000 I don't know why they do it.

03:23:08.000 I think part of it was like a sex drug.

03:23:10.000 They were having a good time.

03:23:11.000 Yeah, that's what I always thought.

03:23:12.000 Poppers are liquid substances that people sometimes inhale to experience euphoria or enhance sex.

03:23:18.000 They were previously sold in glass vials that made a popping noise when crushed, hence the name.

03:23:24.000 They belong to a class of chemicals called amyl nitrates which were once used to manage heart-related symptoms including angina or chest pain.

03:23:33.000 While this kind of medical use still happens, it's not common.

03:23:37.000 Today you usually find poppers in small plastic bottles in the United States.

03:23:41.000 Poppers aren't illegal.

03:23:43.000 But selling them for non-prescribed consumption is illegal.

03:23:48.000 As a result, many shops and online retailers market poppers as solvents, leather cleaner, nail polish remover, deodorizer, just like they used to do with bath salts.

03:23:58.000 Remember that?

03:23:59.000 They were selling meth.

03:24:00.000 What do poppers do? 0.92

03:24:01.000 Poppers are vasodilators, which means they widen blood vessels when inhaled.

03:24:06.000 They cause a rapid dip in blood pressure that can result in an immediate but short-lived rush of euphoria and relaxation.

03:24:13.000 These effects can last for a few minutes.

03:24:15.000 Poppers are often associated with sex for a couple reasons.

03:24:18.000 First, they tend to cause lowered inhibitions and sexual arousal.

03:24:22.000 Second, poppers relax smooth muscles in the body, including those found in the Anus.

03:24:29.000 Ow! 1.00

03:24:29.000 And vagina, making anal and vaginal sex more pleasurable. 1.00

03:24:34.000 While poppers are often associated with gay men, people of all genders and sexualities, Brian, have used them recreationally since the 1960s. 0.99

03:24:44.000 So what are the side effects?

03:24:45.000 Okay.

03:24:47.000 In addition to euphoria and muscle relaxation, poppers can also cause some less pleasant side effects, including headaches, particularly after use, dizziness, nausea, fainting, pressure in the sinuses, eyes are both...

03:24:59.000 Is this the popper lobby that's putting this out?

03:25:03.000 Oh, it's the plumber website again.

03:25:05.000 Are they dangerous?

03:25:07.000 Poppers carry a low risk of dependence and addiction, but that doesn't mean they're totally safe to use.

03:25:12.000 Here's a closer look at some of the risks that come with some poppers.

03:25:16.000 Chemical burns.

03:25:17.000 Eye damage.

03:25:18.000 People experiencing permanent eye damage after inhaling certain brands of poppers, particularly those containing isopropyl nitrate.

03:25:27.000 Medication interactions.

03:25:28.000 Higher risk situations.

03:25:31.000 Remember, poppers lower your inhibition.

03:25:33.000 That can cause you to do things you wouldn't normally do, like have sex without a barrier method to protect and reduce your risk of sexually transmitted diseases.

03:25:41.000 Here's a big one at the end.

03:25:42.000 Say that.

03:25:45.000 Methemoglobinemia.

03:25:48.000 Methemoglobinemia.

03:25:53.000 Methemoglobinemia.

03:25:54.000 If you swallow poppers or inhale a very large amount of them, there's a risk of that word.

03:25:58.000 A potentially life-threatening condition that occurs when your blood cells contain too much methemoglobin.

03:26:06.000 This makes it harder for your blood to carry oxygen throughout your body, which can have a serious impact on your organs.

03:26:14.000 There's the one I'm looking for.

03:26:15.000 I knew it was bad for you.

03:26:17.000 I think that's the one.

03:26:18.000 I think what I had read about it was that it was crushing people's immune systems.

03:26:23.000 Yeah, me too.

03:26:24.000 It would cause them to get all kinds of other, you know...

03:26:27.000 HIV and stuff. 1.00

03:26:27.000 All kinds of shit. 1.00

03:26:28.000 I mean, if your immune system's fucked, you know, if you're taking poppers all the time, just jolting your whole system, control-alt-deleting your whole system and getting buttfucked. 1.00

03:26:42.000 Like, yo. 0.99

03:26:45.000 That's a lot.

03:26:46.000 That's a lot to take in.

03:26:47.000 That's a lot.

03:26:48.000 There's a lot going on.

03:26:49.000 How do we get to poppers?

03:26:51.000 Oh, those smelling salts.

03:26:53.000 Yeah.

03:26:54.000 The smelling salts are definitely different than poppers.

03:26:56.000 These things are just fun.

03:26:57.000 That's medical.

03:26:58.000 A lot of first aid kits have those in there.

03:27:00.000 Yeah?

03:27:01.000 I thought.

03:27:03.000 The snappy kind.

03:27:04.000 I bet it's probably similar to the smelling salts.

03:27:07.000 Yeah, when you get knocked out.

03:27:08.000 Yeah, but they have them in like a capsule form, right?

03:27:10.000 And you break open the capsule.

03:27:11.000 Yeah, they used to do that to fighters in between corners, between rounds.

03:27:15.000 Break open a capsule and have them smell.

03:27:18.000 They'd wake them up.

03:27:19.000 These guys are doing it.

03:27:20.000 So they're snorting them before games.

03:27:23.000 They're taking sniffs before games.

03:27:24.000 I wonder if they're addicted to it.

03:27:26.000 Like the sports industry, they're all addicted to these things.

03:27:29.000 Look at this.

03:27:29.000 It says, overuse of smelling salts may lead to damage to your nasal passages.

03:27:33.000 The sharp fumes from the ammonia may burn the membranes in your nostrils, but this would require frequent and heavy use of smelling salts.

03:27:43.000 I don't know, man, but those pro football players, they're not doing it because it's fun.

03:27:50.000 I heard that there are people that like the buzz from it and that do it a lot.

03:27:55.000 I was looking forward to it.

03:28:01.000 100%.

03:28:02.000 I was 100% looking forward to it.

03:28:03.000 When Jamie brought it back, I was secretly ready for that exciting joke.

03:28:06.000 Just want a taste, Jamie.

03:28:08.000 Just a taste.

03:28:10.000 And then I was like, oh my god, do I have COVID? I was like, uh-oh.

03:28:15.000 I was like, I don't smell shit. 0.99

03:28:17.000 But I'm like, no, I smell things. 0.99

03:28:19.000 I smell my coffee.

03:28:20.000 This ain't working.

03:28:21.000 Right.

03:28:22.000 I can't even imagine how much worse it is.

03:28:24.000 It's way worse.

03:28:26.000 Like, sharp.

03:28:28.000 Because when I opened it up, maybe I got all the...

03:28:31.000 Oh, you might have.

03:28:32.000 Yeah, you might have, right?

03:28:33.000 It probably was contained.

03:28:34.000 You probably got a bigger dose.

03:28:36.000 I don't know.

03:28:37.000 Yeah, if there was anything left in there, you got it.

03:28:40.000 Yeah.

03:28:41.000 But they all do it, so it must work.

03:28:44.000 Those power-lefter guys, they're just trying to stack heavier and heavier and heavier weights all the time. 0.98

03:28:50.000 So they're always trying to get to that state where they're just fucking... 0.88

03:28:53.000 And when you watch them get psyched up for lifts, it's kind of crazy. 0.97

03:28:57.000 I know a lot of people think it's silly because you're not involved in that culture.

03:29:02.000 But one of the things that we learned when Jamie and I went to visit Louis Simmons, rest in peace to the great Louis Simmons, also out of Columbus, Ohio.

03:29:09.000 We went to visit him and talked to him about powerlifting.

03:29:11.000 You get a sense like, this isn't a game for these guys.

03:29:14.000 This is life.

03:29:15.000 Life is how much weight can you lift.

03:29:17.000 Sounds crazy, right?

03:29:19.000 But how come it's okay if someone says life is bowling?

03:29:22.000 You know, life is disc golf.

03:29:24.000 Life is, you know, what? 1.00

03:29:25.000 For these guys, it's lifting heavy shit. 0.99

03:29:27.000 It's the same thing. 0.99

03:29:28.000 It's just that they've dedicated themselves to this relatively speaking obscure activity. 0.99

03:29:34.000 Because everybody lifts weights, but not everybody power lifts and does fucking 700-pound deadlifts and shit and 1,000-pound squats. 1.00

03:29:42.000 These people are animals. 1.00

03:29:43.000 These are not normal human beings.

03:29:45.000 But that's their thing.

03:29:46.000 That's their thing.

03:29:47.000 Like someone's into tennis.

03:29:48.000 Tennis is life.

03:29:49.000 They travel around the world, see the US Open, Gold, France, and they're watching Wimbledon.

03:29:55.000 They love it.

03:29:55.000 That's their thing.

03:29:57.000 These fucking people, it's like doing smelling salts, smacking each other in the chest, and lifting heavy giant shit. 1.00

03:30:06.000 Powerlifting's most exclusive and controversial gym. 1.00

03:30:10.000 But if you want to make people that all they give a fuck about is lifting the heaviest fucking shit humanly possible, that's where you go. 0.99

03:30:18.000 You go to a powerlifting gym. 0.99

03:30:20.000 A lot of athletes went to him, though, because he had these wild methods of generating strength.

03:30:27.000 A lot of Columbus-based athletes.

03:30:30.000 Matt the Immortal Brown, he trained with him.

03:30:32.000 Look at that dude. 0.99

03:30:33.000 He's fucking jacked. 1.00

03:30:34.000 He's a little excited, right? 0.99

03:30:36.000 He shattered the all-time bench press record with 903 pounds.

03:30:40.000 Let's watch that. 0.99

03:30:41.000 That is fucking insane. 1.00

03:30:43.000 That is fucking insane. 1.00

03:30:45.000 I guess it's the end of it. 1.00

03:30:47.000 He got it up.

03:30:48.000 He did.

03:30:49.000 Look at that guy. 0.96

03:30:53.000 He's very jacked.

03:30:55.000 Yeah.

03:30:56.000 That's a weird thing, right?

03:30:58.000 Yeah. 0.99

03:30:58.000 The ability to lift really fucking super, super, super heavy shit. 0.99

03:31:03.000 And while we were there, we met a couple of guys that had records. 0.99

03:31:06.000 Like, oh, he's got the record for the best hamstring curl.

03:31:08.000 It was like different guys at different, like, crazy lifting records.

03:31:12.000 That's why Schwarzenegger always goes there.

03:31:15.000 Does he?

03:31:16.000 Columbus.

03:31:16.000 Is that why he goes there?

03:31:17.000 Yeah.

03:31:18.000 That's why the Arnold Classic is there?

03:31:19.000 Yeah.

03:31:20.000 Because of what?

03:31:20.000 Because there's a huge power lifting...

03:31:23.000 Sort of, yeah.

03:31:23.000 He made a business partnership with the guy that runs Nationwide, and that's why they put it there.

03:31:29.000 Nationwide.

03:31:30.000 They used to have UFC fights during the week of the Arnold Classic. 1.00

03:31:34.000 Yeah, that was the shit. 0.99

03:31:35.000 Remember that? 1.00

03:31:35.000 Yeah. 1.00

03:31:35.000 And it made so much sense. 1.00

03:31:37.000 Yeah.

03:31:37.000 So smart.

03:31:38.000 Yeah.

03:31:39.000 Why not?

03:31:40.000 That was back in the day.

03:31:42.000 Is bodybuilding still as popular as it used to be?

03:31:46.000 I think it's probably more so. 0.99

03:31:47.000 I mean, that's what my Instagram feeds me is a bunch of people doing bodybuilding shit. 0.88

03:31:52.000 Like, you know, it's a little bit of CrossFit, but it's a little bit of still competition stuff. 0.99

03:31:55.000 Damn, that's what your Instagram feed is? 0.98

03:31:57.000 I feel so sad for you. 1.00

03:31:58.000 That's all I have bodybuilders. 0.95

03:31:59.000 That and golf is because it's working out stuff.

03:32:01.000 And golf.

03:32:02.000 Yeah.

03:32:04.000 That look that they get right before they go on stage, man, that is so unhealthy.

03:32:08.000 It's so crazy that the most unhealthy time, they look the best.

03:32:12.000 They're so depleted of water, man.

03:32:14.000 That's part of the reason why they're so shredded.

03:32:18.000 They're so dehydrated, man.

03:32:20.000 Really?

03:32:20.000 Yeah, they're blacking out.

03:32:22.000 They have no body fat.

03:32:23.000 They get down to zero body fat. 1.00

03:32:25.000 They're on every fucking chemical known to man. 1.00

03:32:28.000 When you see those fucking gigantic super jack guys that have zero body fat- And they die early, too. 1.00

03:32:35.000 All the time. 1.00

03:32:36.000 You can't keep that going for very long.

03:32:38.000 Those guys are so lean- You can't keep that going for very long.

03:32:42.000 You can't stay at that leanness for very long. 0.98

03:32:46.000 You can stay pretty fucking lean. 0.96

03:32:47.000 Some guys, obviously, they have more natural tendency to be lean than other guys do. 0.99

03:32:53.000 But when they get down to like this, you're on fucking zero. 0.99

03:32:59.000 You're on empty. 0.97

03:33:01.000 I mean, a lot of these guys, they get really tired after they do this stuff, too.

03:33:04.000 You've got to imagine, you're flexing every muscle in your body and you're dehydrated.

03:33:08.000 But if you look back at Arnold, look at that picture of Arnold up there.

03:33:12.000 They say that he couldn't compete with today's bodybuilders, but honestly, I think that looks better.

03:33:18.000 I really do.

03:33:19.000 It looks a lot better.

03:33:20.000 That looks better. 0.99

03:33:21.000 He looks fucking fantastic. 0.98

03:33:22.000 That looks way more natural than the goofiness that nowadays... 0.99

03:33:26.000 He looks like a super strong giant man.

03:33:29.000 Do the one where he's doing the double biceps?

03:33:31.000 That one?

03:33:32.000 Yeah, that one.

03:33:33.000 Look at that. 0.97

03:33:33.000 Dude, he looks fucking fantastic. 0.97

03:33:35.000 I mean, obviously he's a bodybuilder, no question about it, but I think that's like a healthier look, a better look for a bodybuilder than the crazy size these guys put on now. 0.98

03:33:47.000 As a human, that looks better.

03:33:50.000 But then when you go to Ronnie Coleman in his prime, that's way more impressive.

03:33:55.000 Google Ronnie Coleman in his prime.

03:33:57.000 Jesus Christ, that guy.

03:33:59.000 Whoa.

03:34:00.000 Look at the size of his back.

03:34:02.000 That's how he's got a turtle shell on him.

03:34:04.000 That's crazy.

03:34:05.000 Who is that guy?

03:34:05.000 I don't know.

03:34:06.000 Leonardo?

03:34:07.000 Jesus Christ. 0.97

03:34:10.000 Jesus Christ, his back is insane. 0.97

03:34:12.000 Ronnie Coleman. 0.90

03:34:16.000 Look at the size of him.

03:34:18.000 That's crazy. 0.99

03:34:19.000 When he was in his prime, he was fucking gigantic. 0.99

03:34:23.000 Just mass. 0.97

03:34:25.000 And Ronnie Coleman was known for lifting really, really heavy weights, which is how he wound up injuring his back.

03:34:32.000 He had like every disc in his back fused.

03:34:37.000 Incredible.

03:34:38.000 He was so big.

03:34:41.000 And just the mass and power.

03:34:44.000 Because he would do like ridiculously heavy weights and training.

03:34:48.000 How did he die?

03:34:49.000 Heart?

03:34:50.000 No, he's alive.

03:34:51.000 He's alive.

03:34:51.000 He did the podcast.

03:34:53.000 He was cool as fuck. 0.98

03:34:54.000 Oh, I just saw how strong was Ronnie. 0.99

03:34:57.000 Oh, they mean in his prime.

03:34:58.000 I mean, but again, he's paid the price, and he wouldn't have it any other way.

03:35:03.000 You talk to him about it, he has no regrets.

03:35:04.000 Because he's one of the greatest of all time, if not the greatest of all time.

03:35:07.000 There's like him, and you know, it's depending on what you like.

03:35:10.000 The Arnold days, it was Arnold, and it was Dorian Yates. 0.99

03:35:12.000 Dorian Yates was a fucking gigantic human being. 0.99

03:35:16.000 Preposterously big. 1.00

03:35:17.000 And he's a normal-sized guy now.

03:35:19.000 It's kind of cool.

03:35:20.000 He smokes a lot of weed, very philosophical, laid back, real mellow. 1.00

03:35:24.000 And at one point in time, he was the fucking man. 0.99

03:35:27.000 When I met him, he's just like a regular athletic guy. 0.99

03:35:31.000 Does he have loose skin now?

03:35:33.000 No.

03:35:33.000 No, he looks totally normal.

03:35:35.000 He just looks like he's just...

03:35:36.000 I mean, he looks fit, but he's just not...

03:35:39.000 I mean, he's a normal-sized guy.

03:35:41.000 He's a big guy, but he's not...

03:35:43.000 It's kind of, compared to his one rep max, it says here, is 557 for bench.

03:35:48.000 Wow.

03:35:48.000 And that guy we just saw did 903. That's insane.

03:35:51.000 Jesus.

03:35:51.000 That is insane.

03:35:53.000 Generally speaking, though, the strongest guys are not the bodybuilders, generally speaking.

03:35:57.000 Obviously, they're very, very, very strong.

03:35:59.000 Don't get me wrong.

03:36:00.000 But the strongest guys for individual lifts are generally the power lifter guys.

03:36:03.000 And they're generally, like, they have some fat on their body.

03:36:06.000 You know, they're like bigger, huskier looking dudes.

03:36:09.000 It's a different build.

03:36:10.000 I think maybe when you have more weight, you can push more weight too.

03:36:13.000 Maybe that makes sense somehow or another.

03:36:16.000 Your body becomes accustomed to carry it all around, but all they're thinking about is just fuel and power.

03:36:21.000 Fuel and power.

03:36:22.000 They don't have to do anything that requires cardio. 1.00

03:36:26.000 But if you think about what that sport is, it's like, what happens when they start rubbing that shit on little babies' bodies? 0.99

03:36:35.000 Ronnie Coleman smashes 2,325 pounds for 10 repetitions. 1.00

03:36:40.000 For leg press.

03:36:41.000 For leg press.

03:36:42.000 Wow. 1.00

03:36:42.000 Shut the fuck up, man. 1.00

03:36:44.000 That's crazy. 1.00

03:36:45.000 That cannot be good for your body.

03:36:47.000 Hell no. 0.99

03:36:47.000 Blow your knees out. 0.99

03:36:48.000 2,325 pounds for 10 reps.

03:36:53.000 That's so insane.

03:36:55.000 So that's what happened. 0.97

03:36:56.000 The thing that I have problems with with my back is like I have a tiny fraction of what he has, which is From all the compression from all the years and a lot of it is like from jujitsu and stuff like that your discs get smushed and they start like getting really irritated and they poke into your nerves and that's where sciatic pain comes from and a lot of other weird neck pains that make your hands hurt all those guys fucked up necks and backs I have that shit Most people do.

03:37:22.000 Your body just starts deteriorating. 0.89

03:37:25.000 That's why I recommend a pregnancy pillow. 0.52

03:37:28.000 It's great.

03:37:30.000 I don't know why they market it for pregnant women.

03:37:33.000 How does it work?

03:37:33.000 The one you stick your arm through?

03:37:35.000 No, it's a regular pillow.

03:37:38.000 One side's like half a body pillow.

03:37:39.000 The other side's like this really long tail body pillow.

03:37:42.000 You can pretty much just go in there and wrap yourself up and you're just kind of floating while you're sleeping.

03:37:47.000 It's great.

03:37:47.000 Let me see this.

03:37:48.000 But I posted that on Instagram.

03:37:50.000 I said, because I bought 10 of them.

03:37:52.000 Oh! 0.60

03:37:54.000 So you have your own little, look, it's got a shark mouth.

03:37:57.000 Yeah, but look at the comments.

03:37:59.000 Congratulations.

03:38:01.000 Tate Fletcher's texting me going, hey, ma'am, congratulations.

03:38:05.000 Tell Janice. 0.85

03:38:07.000 That's lit.

03:38:09.000 Meanwhile, you're like, no, I just like sleeping in it.

03:38:11.000 No, and what's so funny, I never thought about it.

03:38:13.000 I bought like 10 of them, and I've been trying them out in my review, all of them, and I said, you'll know what this means soon, and so everyone thought immediately.

03:38:22.000 Oh, of course.

03:38:23.000 I didn't even think of it.

03:38:24.000 Like, people would know what a pregnancy pillow is.

03:38:26.000 You're pregnant. 0.99

03:38:29.000 Congratulations.

03:38:30.000 Today, it could mean you're pregnant.

03:38:32.000 Yeah. 0.99

03:38:32.000 Who fucking knows? 0.99

03:38:33.000 Yeah. 1.00

03:38:34.000 Who fucking knows? 0.99

03:38:35.000 I bought Hans Kim one, though, the other day, because he said he had neck pains. 0.98

03:38:40.000 And he texted me last night.

03:38:42.000 He's like, dude, this is the best thing ever.

03:38:44.000 I love it.

03:38:44.000 I can't believe it.

03:38:45.000 It helped me so much.

03:38:46.000 So do you sleep on it?

03:38:47.000 Is that your pillow?

03:38:48.000 Yeah, yeah.

03:38:49.000 So you put your head on that, too?

03:38:51.000 Yeah, yeah.

03:38:51.000 However, just because there's so much wrapping and stuff, because I always get neck problems, you could just pretty much sleep exactly how you want to, and you're not...

03:38:59.000 You're not laying on your arm or something like that.

03:39:02.000 Oh, wow.

03:39:04.000 Because I sleep stomach side sleeper.

03:39:06.000 I'm the one that always has his arm underneath the pillow, and I'm just constantly putting pressure on my nerves and stuff.

03:39:12.000 Oh, wow.

03:39:13.000 It's bad. 1.00

03:39:14.000 But that changed my life, that pregnancy pillow shit. 0.99

03:39:17.000 I'm going to look into that. 0.99

03:39:18.000 I always stick a pillow between my legs so I can go sideways.

03:39:21.000 But I have sleep apnea, and I have that mouthpiece that I wear.

03:39:24.000 That's the best way for me to not snore.

03:39:26.000 If I lie on my back, even with the mouthpiece, I snore.

03:39:29.000 Right.

03:39:30.000 See, I can't lie on my back because I snore.

03:39:31.000 Yeah, it's rough.

03:39:33.000 Did you ever get tested for sleep apnea?

03:39:34.000 No, I probably haven't.

03:39:36.000 You're remarkably well for the amount of substances you consume.

03:39:41.000 Remarkably well.

03:39:41.000 Yeah.

03:39:43.000 Still haven't got COVID yet, too.

03:39:46.000 That's what I'm saying.

03:39:48.000 You might have been exposed to it and had an asymptomatic.

03:39:52.000 I think I have because I actually found out that I did have antibodies.

03:39:57.000 Oh, so you did.

03:39:57.000 I mean, I got the shots, but she said that won't show up after six months.

03:40:02.000 Hmm.

03:40:02.000 Interesting.

03:40:03.000 I wonder what it is.

03:40:05.000 You might have been exposed because like, you know, sometimes people get exposed like a lot of times because we test here so much.

03:40:11.000 Right.

03:40:11.000 They didn't even know they had had it.

03:40:13.000 That happens a lot.

03:40:14.000 Yeah.

03:40:14.000 I haven't had zero symptoms or my girlfriend though, which is weird.

03:40:18.000 And I think it's like every other cold, right?

03:40:20.000 If you get a light exposure to it, and you're doing real well at the time, like you're rested, and you have vitamins in your system, and it's a very mild exposure, maybe that's what these asymptomatic ones are for some people.

03:40:33.000 It's like, you just barely got it, but you got enough to develop immunity, or some antibodies.

03:40:38.000 I think it's all liquid IV. There's much liquid IV I have.

03:40:42.000 I drink that shit every day. 1.00

03:40:43.000 I drink that shit every day. 1.00

03:40:44.000 I drink it every day before I do workouts. 1.00

03:40:47.000 And it's changed my cramping.

03:40:49.000 I used to cramp so much, man.

03:40:51.000 Especially hard leg workouts.

03:40:54.000 Try their new Kabucha Apple one.

03:40:57.000 It's so good.

03:40:58.000 It has Kabucha powder in it or something, or...

03:40:59.000 They're all good.

03:41:00.000 I drink them in a large thing of water, too.

03:41:03.000 They're really strong if you have them in a small one.

03:41:04.000 I do it in like a one liter.

03:41:06.000 Yeah, I usually do it in a bigger one than this.

03:41:08.000 But that's... 0.99

03:41:09.000 Having fucking nutrients in your system is so goddamn important. 0.99

03:41:14.000 It's amazing how many people don't do anything about that. 1.00

03:41:16.000 They just eat whatever they eat and just live their life like, goddamn, kids. 0.99

03:41:20.000 You're really missing out on... 0.99

03:41:23.000 There's another level to the way your body will feel if you're well-fed.

03:41:27.000 And you have the right nutrients in your body.

03:41:29.000 You do it for a sustained period of time.

03:41:31.000 So your body has what it needs to sort of make everything work right.

03:41:34.000 And there's so many people out there that are...

03:41:36.000 And that's that book, the Joel Wallach book.

03:41:37.000 He was talking about mineral deficiencies.

03:41:39.000 And he was saying that when people are eating these vegetables and the things that they eat that they've always associated with having minerals, they don't have nearly the same amount of minerals they used to have, like back in the day.

03:41:48.000 And then it's only going to get worse.

03:41:50.000 And they think that now, we've Googled this, right?

03:41:53.000 There's like 60 more seasons of U.S. topsoil left in farmlands that are heavily used.

03:42:00.000 Like, what?

03:42:02.000 Bananas are almost extinct.

03:42:04.000 What?

03:42:05.000 Imagine not being able to buy bananas.

03:42:07.000 I ate two of them today.

03:42:07.000 Yeah, imagine not being able to have bananas.

03:42:08.000 What are you talking about?

03:42:09.000 I ate two of them.

03:42:10.000 Yeah, they're going extinct.

03:42:12.000 How is that possible?

03:42:13.000 It's because there's a bacteria or something that's killing banana plants.

03:42:18.000 Is this the World Economic Forum bacteria?

03:42:21.000 It's wiping out banana fields.

03:42:23.000 Like crazy.

03:42:24.000 You will own nothing and you will be happy.

03:42:27.000 Have you seen that video?

03:42:29.000 Where the World Economic Forum talks about what's going to happen in 2030?

03:42:33.000 And it says, you will own nothing and you'll be happy.

03:42:36.000 No.

03:42:36.000 I haven't.

03:42:37.000 That's the first thing it says.

03:42:39.000 Really?

03:42:39.000 Yeah, and you'll rent everything.

03:42:40.000 You'll rent everything.

03:42:42.000 But you'll be happier.

03:42:45.000 What?

03:42:45.000 It's crazy.

03:42:46.000 What the fuck are you talking? 1.00

03:42:47.000 Who owns everything then? 1.00

03:42:48.000 You don't own it either?

03:42:49.000 Or do you own everything?

03:42:50.000 Right.

03:42:51.000 You won't own anything?

03:42:52.000 Who's you?

03:42:53.000 Is it me?

03:42:53.000 Or is it everybody?

03:42:54.000 Watch this.

03:42:55.000 You'll own nothing and you'll be happy.

03:42:57.000 Just do it from the beginning so you can see what it says because it's predictions.

03:43:00.000 Eight predictions for the world in 2030. This is real.

03:43:04.000 This is not a parody.

03:43:05.000 This is not the Babylon Bee.

03:43:07.000 This is real.

03:43:08.000 Eight predictions.

03:43:09.000 You'll own nothing, and you'll be happy.

03:43:11.000 Based on the input members of the World Economic Forum, whatever you want, you'll rent, and it'll be delivered by drone.

03:43:17.000 You just rent it.

03:43:19.000 The U.S. won't be the world's leading superpower.

03:43:21.000 Aw, sorry.

03:43:23.000 A handful of countries will dominate.

03:43:25.000 Look, China's in the forefront, waving its flag over us. 0.99

03:43:28.000 You won't die waiting for an organ donor.

03:43:31.000 Wouldn't it be better?

03:43:32.000 You won't transplant organs.

03:43:34.000 We'll print new ones instead.

03:43:36.000 Yay! 0.99

03:43:37.000 Better!

03:43:37.000 You'll eat much less meat!

03:43:40.000 An occasional treat, not a staple, for the good of the environment and our health. 1.00

03:43:46.000 That's bullshit. 0.97

03:43:47.000 A billion people will be displaced by climate change. 1.00

03:43:50.000 Believe that. 1.00

03:43:54.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

03:44:23.000 Checks and balances that underpin our democracies must not be forgotten. 1.00

03:44:27.000 This is so weird.

03:44:29.000 It is weird.

03:44:30.000 So when I looked it up, it was made in 2016. Bro.

03:44:34.000 That's so weird.

03:44:36.000 I believe, like, the you won't own anything, you'll rent.

03:44:39.000 I mean, that kind of already has started with, like, video games and movies.

03:44:42.000 Remember, you used to buy TVs. 0.99

03:44:43.000 Yeah, but not your fucking house, not your car, not your clothes. 0.99

03:44:47.000 Price-wise, it might be the only way. 0.99

03:44:48.000 But do you imagine if they just decide to take back your car because they don't like your politics?

03:44:52.000 This is the fear that people have.

03:44:54.000 That's what China has with their social credit score system. 0.60

03:44:58.000 If you do the wrong thing, say the wrong thing, speak out against the wrong people, they'll deny your ability to travel.

03:45:04.000 They're like, no, you can't buy airplane tickets, Mr. Red Band.

03:45:07.000 We saw a podcast number 1034. Black Mirror.

03:45:10.000 Yeah.

03:45:11.000 I mean, that's what they're saying.

03:45:14.000 By regulating all these different things, that creates more control over people. 0.99

03:45:17.000 It's not that it's good to do these things like pollute and shit. 0.93

03:45:20.000 What they're saying, they're just getting a firmer and firmer grasp on what people can and can't do. 0.98

03:45:26.000 And if they can tell you, you don't need meat.

03:45:28.000 Less meat.

03:45:29.000 You need less meat.

03:45:30.000 Like, says who?

03:45:31.000 You need to buy our fake meat.

03:45:33.000 You need to buy our plant-based meat.

03:45:35.000 It's lower in cholesterol.

03:45:36.000 And you know what they're doing in Canada now?

03:45:38.000 They're putting a warning label on ground beef.

03:45:42.000 So if you buy ground beef, it's going to put a warning label on the level of saturated fat, and it's going to recommend you try a plant-based meat, because they're lower in saturated fats.

03:45:53.000 What?

03:45:54.000 What?

03:45:55.000 A warning label?

03:45:57.000 You have a warning label on ground beef.

03:46:01.000 See if that's true.

03:46:02.000 I think it's true.

03:46:04.000 I'm 99% sure it's true.

03:46:06.000 I did read it, but I've been duped before.

03:46:09.000 I really did think Steven Seagal was going to war. 1.00

03:46:14.000 I was like, that crazy fuck is over there training the troops in Ukraine. 1.00

03:46:19.000 Because, dude, he's a fucking... 1.00

03:46:21.000 I mean, he literally teaches people in Russia, which is nuts. 1.00

03:46:25.000 Alberta beef producers unhappy with Health Canada's plan to require warning labels on ground beef.

03:46:30.000 Yeah, it's real.

03:46:33.000 Oh, my God.

03:46:34.000 It's nuts. 0.87

03:46:36.000 Well, Canada's nuts right now. 0.87

03:46:38.000 What are we saying? 0.99

03:46:39.000 They're falling apart like crazy.

03:46:41.000 It says, but one aspect of the proposed plan isn't sitting right with some Canadians.

03:46:46.000 Ground meat is subject to the label.

03:46:48.000 Yeah, it's subject to the label.

03:46:49.000 So that means a label will be coming to the grocery shelves warning people.

03:46:55.000 Well, maybe.

03:46:57.000 It says it's proposed, and it doesn't mean it will be put on everything.

03:47:02.000 Some foods will fall into the category.

03:47:04.000 Right, but they're saying ground meat is one of those that falls in there, which is kind of crazy.

03:47:08.000 Because there's a lot of hot topic, there's a lot of hot debate about whether or not ground meat is actually good for you, or meat is actually good for you, and that the problem is not the meat, the problem is all the other things that people eat with the meat.

03:47:21.000 And there's people way more qualified than me to have this discussion.

03:47:25.000 They've had this discussion.

03:47:27.000 And you'll have to form your own opinions on it.

03:47:30.000 But it seems to me that people have been eating meat since we've been people.

03:47:34.000 The problem is the new stuff. 0.99

03:47:36.000 The new stuff that we haven't been eating as much is like all the fucking corn syrup, all the massive amounts of calories in one drink that you don't even know, like 680 fucking calories. 0.99

03:47:45.000 All the different shit that we eat that has chemicals and preservatives. 0.99

03:47:49.000 And we eat so much. 1.00

03:47:50.000 Oh, banjo in this country.

03:47:52.000 And salt.

03:47:53.000 So much salt.

03:47:54.000 Everything has so much salt on it.

03:47:56.000 But it makes it delicious.

03:47:57.000 Yeah, but still, let me add the salt.

03:48:00.000 Okay.

03:48:01.000 I mean, some things you're like, look at the sodium on this.

03:48:03.000 I mean, Joey Diaz warned about this.

03:48:05.000 Sodium. 1.00

03:48:06.000 It's fucking sodium, dog. 1.00

03:48:08.000 He was always like anti-sodium. 1.00

03:48:10.000 Yeah.

03:48:10.000 Well, for some people, it makes them swell up.

03:48:12.000 Yeah.

03:48:13.000 To me, it does.

03:48:14.000 Joey had a ring stuck on his hand for like a year.

03:48:16.000 That's right.

03:48:17.000 Yeah.

03:48:19.000 He's looking great now, though, man.

03:48:21.000 He's killing it.

03:48:22.000 Yeah.

03:48:23.000 Talking him into coming to Vegas.

03:48:24.000 Really?

03:48:25.000 Yeah, do the show in Vegas.

03:48:26.000 I heard he just did Bill Burr.

03:48:29.000 Yeah, he did the Bill Burr show.

03:48:30.000 I talked to him the other day, too, and he said he was going to go to a Duncan show, maybe.

03:48:34.000 I don't know if he ever did that or not.

03:48:36.000 I'm glad he's getting back up now.

03:48:37.000 He's getting back up, yeah.

03:48:38.000 I heard he destroyed at your show.

03:48:40.000 Yeah, he killed Atlantic City, especially the second show, Saturday night.

03:48:42.000 He was on fire.

03:48:44.000 He's the man.

03:48:45.000 He's just got to get back on his feet and just start doing comedy. 0.98

03:48:47.000 He's just been enjoying podcasts and shit, which is great, but he's too funny. 0.96

03:48:51.000 He's too funny to not be doing stand-up. 0.98

03:48:52.000 It's too fun to have around.

03:48:54.000 He's like the anchor.

03:48:55.000 He was always the fun anchor.

03:48:57.000 Joey's always the fun guy.

03:48:58.000 He made me go out in Atlantic City. 0.99

03:49:00.000 He made me go out to this fucking diner that's in the casino. 1.00

03:49:03.000 It was a disaster. 1.00

03:49:04.000 It was a disaster.

03:49:05.000 It was a disaster.

03:49:07.000 A lot of fun, wild people living in New Jersey.

03:49:09.000 Yeah.

03:49:10.000 That's too hard for you to do nowadays.

03:49:12.000 That's Jersey's Vegas.

03:49:13.000 It's like, that's Jersey's Vegas.

03:49:15.000 They don't have a Vegas.

03:49:16.000 They have Atlantic City. 0.93

03:49:16.000 And it's pretty fucking nice now. 0.93

03:49:18.000 Is it? 0.61

03:49:19.000 Yeah, there's some really nice hotels. 0.98

03:49:20.000 The Hard Rock we were at, it's fucking nice. 0.90

03:49:22.000 It's a nice place. 0.96

03:49:24.000 And we went to this, me and my friend Tommy went to this old school pool hall that's there in Atlantic City.

03:49:30.000 And it looks like it hadn't changed at all since the 70s.

03:49:33.000 It had a payphone on the wall, dude.

03:49:35.000 A payphone. 0.94

03:49:36.000 There's like no gambling signs and shit and the dude who runs it looks like he's been running a pool hall for 50 years. 0.88

03:49:42.000 It was awesome.

03:49:43.000 It was like such an old-school like window into the past that you don't really get much of anymore.

03:49:50.000 Right.

03:49:51.000 But in Atlantic City, there's still some of those spots are still around.

03:49:54.000 Yeah.

03:49:54.000 It's a depressing city, dude.

03:49:55.000 Yeah.

03:49:56.000 It's not cool.

03:49:57.000 That's it.

03:49:57.000 That's Atlantic City Billiards.

03:49:59.000 I think there's a picture.

03:50:00.000 Yeah, that's what it looks like on the inside.

03:50:01.000 Look, no alcohol, beverages, no gambling.

03:50:03.000 That's my boy Tommy.

03:50:04.000 That's old school.

03:50:05.000 Yeah, look how old school.

03:50:06.000 Is that Tommy Tommy?

03:50:08.000 Tommy Jr. Yeah.

03:50:09.000 Yeah.

03:50:09.000 No gambling, no cigar smoking.

03:50:11.000 You could smoke cigarettes back then.

03:50:13.000 Look at that.

03:50:14.000 Phone is out of order.

03:50:15.000 Like last week, it probably shut off.

03:50:18.000 Disgusting thing to have public phones.

03:50:20.000 And now you look at that, you're just like, how gross is that?

03:50:22.000 Probably protected our immune systems. 0.96

03:50:24.000 Yeah.

03:50:25.000 Seriously.

03:50:26.000 You were always in contact with cooties. 1.00

03:50:27.000 And you always just held it right into your mouth.

03:50:30.000 You never even thought about it back then.

03:50:32.000 Well, think about how good your immune system is, right?

03:50:36.000 You didn't even get COVID, right?

03:50:38.000 You were out all the time, even before you got vaccinated.

03:50:40.000 You were out all the time.

03:50:41.000 Now, think about all the people that you've met.

03:50:44.000 All the hands that you shook.

03:50:45.000 Like when we used to do shows and we would shake hands with everybody after the show and take pictures, dude, you probably shook thousands and thousands and thousands of hands over the years.

03:50:56.000 And all that stuff got integrated into your system probably. 0.98

03:50:59.000 That's what that fucking, the guy from Polyface Farms, Joel Salatin, he drinks out of the same water that the cows drink out of. 0.99

03:51:07.000 I know. 1.00

03:51:08.000 But he says it protects them.

03:51:10.000 It protects his gut biome.

03:51:11.000 Slick doorknobs.

03:51:13.000 Yeah.

03:51:13.000 Well, that's what kids do, right?

03:51:14.000 They're always eating dirt and shit? 1.00

03:51:16.000 Yeah, sucking their thumbs after playing all day and stuff. 1.00

03:51:19.000 Yeah. 0.82

03:51:19.000 I wonder if that's what it is. 0.82

03:51:20.000 If they're curious or if there's actually some sort of instinct that makes sense to expose yourself to as many things by touching things and putting them in your mouth.

03:51:28.000 And your mother's supposed to be there to make sure you don't choke on bones and whatever else you're shoving in there, you know?

03:51:35.000 Probably, right?

03:51:36.000 Mm-hmm.

03:51:36.000 Makes sense.

03:51:37.000 Makes sense.

03:51:39.000 Should we end this right now?

03:51:40.000 I think we ran out of steam.

03:51:42.000 Yeah, I gotta go do a show now. 1.00

03:51:43.000 Yeah, kill Tony every Monday at the Vulcan, but don't try buying tickets, bitch. 1.00

03:51:47.000 They're sold out forever and ever. 1.00

03:51:49.000 It's amazing.

03:51:50.000 Congratulations.

03:51:51.000 It is the cornerstone of the Austin comedy scene, and I think it's a big factor in all of stand-up comedy because it's an amazing place for a showcase.

03:52:01.000 For someone to go up, you can kill with one minute, and you get welcomed, and people applaud you, and they root for you, and they get excited when you come back.

03:52:09.000 And you guys have launched a lot of people's stand-up comedy careers for that.

03:52:12.000 Yeah.

03:52:12.000 You know, Ally Mikofsky's out there killing it on the road, and Ally started with you guys.

03:52:16.000 She started doing a new minute every week, live, publicly, in front of the whole world, which is a gangster thing to do. 1.00

03:52:23.000 Doesn't shave her legs.

03:52:24.000 King Kongdon and Wineshank.

03:52:25.000 Sarah and Kim did that back in the day. 0.99

03:52:28.000 A fucking minute every week. 1.00

03:52:30.000 That's wild. 1.00

03:52:31.000 That's a wild ass exercise. 0.87

03:52:32.000 I'm most proud about Hans. 1.00

03:52:35.000 Hans is a killer. 0.96

03:52:35.000 Like, he went from living in his van to now headlining. 0.96

03:52:39.000 And, you know, it's just so great to see that.

03:52:42.000 Like, I'm really happy for him.

03:52:43.000 Dude, Hans kills in arenas.

03:52:44.000 I bring Hans to arenas.

03:52:45.000 He's awesome. 1.00

03:52:46.000 I'd jump that motherfucker right to the head of the line. 1.00

03:52:48.000 He's so fucking interesting. 1.00

03:52:50.000 He's so good. 0.98

03:52:51.000 He writes all the time. 0.97

03:52:52.000 I remember the first time he did an arena, he was so fucking nervous. 0.98

03:52:55.000 And he went up there like he owned the place. 0.98

03:52:57.000 It was amazing.

03:52:58.000 I was like, yes! 0.99

03:52:59.000 We were backstage like he fucking did it. 0.99

03:53:01.000 He went up there just super calm and just took over. 0.99

03:53:04.000 He's really funny.

03:53:05.000 William Montgomery, he's another guy.

03:53:07.000 Really, really funny.

03:53:08.000 Really funny.

03:53:09.000 Really unique.

03:53:10.000 That one joke that I love that I won't say on the air, but God, it's such a good joke.

03:53:13.000 It's so clever.

03:53:15.000 And he's grown.

03:53:16.000 You've pushed something that has been driving me crazy for so long on him is just using his notebook and you really got him over that.

03:53:24.000 And it's so great to see because he has such a tendency to just read off his notebook, turn to the side, not even face the audience like he's having his own little...

03:53:32.000 Conversation. 0.98

03:53:33.000 Listen, he's crazy. 0.99

03:53:35.000 Yeah. 0.98

03:53:35.000 In the best possible way. 0.98

03:53:36.000 He's really funny.

03:53:37.000 He's a really, really good guy. 0.99

03:53:39.000 He's really fucking nutty on stage. 0.97

03:53:41.000 And he's just got, you know, just got to get the right path, you know, and the staring at the notes all the time is not the right path. 0.99

03:53:48.000 Because he didn't need them.

03:53:49.000 I'm like, you're doing 15 minutes.

03:53:51.000 You're doing 10 minutes.

03:53:52.000 You don't need that.

03:53:53.000 Just get it in your head and run with it and then learn how to do that.

03:53:56.000 You're a pro.

03:53:56.000 You've been doing it for too long.

03:53:57.000 And he's like, you're right, man.

03:53:58.000 You're right.

03:53:59.000 You're right.

03:54:01.000 What a nightmare!

03:54:02.000 But it's just like it's a great community out here.

03:54:04.000 There's a lot of really funny people coming up, and I think one of the big factors is Kill Tony.

03:54:08.000 I really do believe that.

03:54:09.000 Because I think that show is a wild, unhinged, uncensored show, which I think is very important to comedy.

03:54:17.000 Because it's all about just being funny.

03:54:19.000 You have one minute.

03:54:19.000 You don't have time to be woke.

03:54:21.000 You don't have time to have a social justice promotion in the middle. 1.00

03:54:24.000 No, you have to kill. 1.00

03:54:25.000 Right. 1.00

03:54:25.000 This is a shot. 1.00

03:54:26.000 And then everyone is loved.

03:54:30.000 No matter who you are. 0.98

03:54:31.000 Old, young, you kill. 1.00

03:54:32.000 Gay, trans, black, Asian, no one gives a fuck. 1.00

03:54:35.000 It's the same tribe. 1.00

03:54:36.000 If you're funny, you're funny and you're applauded.

03:54:38.000 And it sets a good tone for comedy.

03:54:40.000 Because it lets people know, like, this is what comedy is about.

03:54:43.000 It's not about changing people's minds.

03:54:45.000 Right.

03:54:46.000 That stuff's crazy.

03:54:47.000 Get a podcast, okay? 0.94

03:54:49.000 When you're on stage, you're supposed to be killing.

03:54:51.000 And Kill Tony enforces that, and you get feedback from these top comics.

03:54:56.000 You get Don Marrera, and Shane Gillis, and Ari, and Norman, and all these people on a regular basis sitting in with you, Tim Dillon. 0.95

03:55:04.000 And it's a fucking amazing resource. 0.94

03:55:06.000 It's amazing. 0.99

03:55:07.000 It's such a good show.

03:55:08.000 Yeah, it's so great.

03:55:09.000 I love it, Matt.

03:55:10.000 So congratulations.

03:55:11.000 Thanks, buddy.

03:55:12.000 All right, my man.

03:55:14.000 Desk Squad, Thursday nights at the Vulcan.

03:55:16.000 Secret show.

03:55:17.000 Secret show.

03:55:18.000 All kinds of people secretly come by.

03:55:20.000 We've got 15 people today.

03:55:22.000 Nice.

03:55:22.000 All right.

03:55:23.000 That's it.

03:55:23.000 Goodbye, everybody.

The Joe Rogan Experience - July 07, 2022

Joe Rogan Experience #1841 - Brian Redban

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