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00:01:53.000So even though I'm trying not to say the same thing, I'm still saying the same thing.
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00:02:53.000Someone could be tuning into this fucking show for the first time.
00:02:55.000I don't want them to have to know a bunch of inside shit.
00:02:59.000You know what my favorite thing is, is people are sitting on Twitter lately, is fleshlights stuffed into their mattresses and their beds and printouts of my face.
00:03:08.000Like, above it, like on the mattress, so it looks like they're fucking it while looking at my face.
00:04:10.000People that have, like, genital piercings, and, like, especially when they have a lot of them, that many of them, they believe it's connected to a disease where they don't feel things the same way we do.
00:04:22.000They don't have the same amount of sensory input from pain, so they have to really hurt themselves to feel it.
00:04:30.000And then there's certain people that, you know, there's a broad spectrum of how the human body works and operates, and Sometimes the wonky thing is their pain doesn't work.
00:05:28.000The ball is bulging there, so you can tell it's still full of semen.
00:05:31.000Onnit.com is our other sponsor, and I do have to say people are getting annoyed with these ads as well, but some people haven't heard them before, so I have to say it in a certain amount of order.
00:05:41.000What, do you want to take a break in the middle?
00:05:52.000I was listening to this Terrence McKenna interview, and he was on PBS, and every fucking five minutes, no bullshit, every five minutes, This is our fun drive, our big fun drive.
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00:08:51.000I mean, how much time does it take before you're so in tune with your body that you can tell when you have and have not a multivitamin inside you?
00:08:57.000If it's a radioactive vitamin, you can tell.
00:18:38.000I remember when I saw Total Recall that you're like, she was barely, I mean she was in it, but not like it wasn't like a main, and you're like, wait, who's that girl?
00:19:05.000That's the comfort level that you would have if you fucked her.
00:19:08.000It would be that feeling where you were terrified that you were going to just stick your dick in her and she was just going to crumble into dust and her soul would screech away.
00:19:35.000Women even in their 50s can still pull off some sexy.
00:19:37.000The graduate lady was pretty sexy, but she wasn't 50. You gotta be like, you gotta like slowly creep up on a dude and like endear yourself with your affection.
00:19:46.000You can't like spread your legs like you're 20 anymore.
00:22:04.000It's a cool, like, it's a really interesting place because it's really intelligent.
00:22:08.000And, you know, because of the college, it's pretty much any college town is going to have a higher level of intellect or at least curiosity.
00:22:54.000You got too much liberal in there, you pussy.
00:22:57.000Because at a certain point, you grow up to the point where you're like, if you bump into somebody, you're like, oh, sorry, I didn't do that on purpose, did you?
00:23:32.000There's too much of people who only want to look at the super liberal, super open-minded point of view.
00:23:38.000And a really interesting, I think I already talked about this, but there was that Rick Santorum guy was doing a debate Not a debate, but a thing.
00:23:46.000We're sitting in front of a really liberal college in New Hampshire, and he was talking, and they were talking to him about marriage.
00:23:52.000And he's like, I think marriage is between a man and a woman.
00:23:54.000They say, why can't it be between a man and a man?
00:25:44.000I think they should be allowed to do that stuff.
00:25:45.000They totally should be allowed to do that stuff.
00:25:46.000Here's my theory on why people are against...
00:25:48.000Changing the marriage ideas, changing gay marriage to include it.
00:25:52.000It's because they value their type of marriage, and when you allow other people to enter it, that is not your type of marriage, the one man or one girl, it cheapens the value of what you have.
00:26:03.000I would say that might be true, but if that was the case, how come nobody got mad at The Bachelor, or Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire, or any of those fucking stupid shows?
00:26:59.000Written on paper or not, I'm not going anywhere, but when you see things written on paper, for some people it has this extra significance, or culturally you're allowed to say, no, we're married.
00:27:13.000And the fact that you're legally entangled, even though it's a ridiculous notion to get legally entangled with a person, especially when 60% of them get divorced and have to lose all their money trying to sort out their funds.
00:28:41.000When it devalues their marriage, I feel like it's the same as when a black person moves onto your block and it devalues the property of your home.
00:28:46.000And that's exactly what you're sort of doing.
00:29:18.000How long is that going to be around for?
00:29:20.000We had these people move under my block.
00:29:22.000It was a nice black family and then their kids inherited it after a while and they were a little, I don't know, wherever they were from, but they were more party people and they had a car parked in there with some bullet holes in it.
00:29:34.000So my mom just started referring to them as the murderers.
00:30:36.000They would go over there and kill the children, sacrifice them, eat their heart while they were alive, drink their blood, because it made them like...
00:30:42.000They believed that it made them invulnerable in battle.
00:33:47.000My take on it is when Bush told the whole story, the whole let's roll story, that the guy said, let's roll, as they got out and they were going to go fight the terrorists and they brought the plane down.
00:33:59.000like that's a little too honorable it was like ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding my bullshit alarm was just going off I was like, this is a story.
00:34:07.000I have no idea, but it does sound like a great story.
00:34:11.000Remember they had that story where they said that they had rescued her in a hail of gunfire because she was being imprisoned by the Iraqis and they saved her, this brave, pretty girl.
00:34:19.000When it turns out she was actually in a hospital, there was no gunfire at all.
00:37:12.000No, no, that's the thing about all of them.
00:37:16.000If the people who bombed the best ball in Mosley, or the people who did the bombing in Spain, or the people who attacked the United States in New York, shot down the plane over Pennsylvania and attacked the Pentagon...
00:37:31.000Shot down the plane over Pennsylvania.
00:37:32.000No, because he's referring to the people who did the bad things.
00:37:35.000Yeah, that sounds like he was saying brought down the plane, like shot down.
00:37:40.000Yeah, like they brought it down, they died.
00:37:42.000But he was talking about the bad people.
00:37:44.000They wouldn't be the ones who would have shot it down anyway.
00:37:52.000There was this huge moth about this big that's been outside of my back patio for the last couple of days and it hasn't moved like a word at all.
00:38:15.000Oh, I see like the pattern was like cheetah and then there was like these weird parts that look like almost like feathers of like an owl It was just really weird like looking at it every day And then today I shut the door really hard and it fell down and it just started vibrating for about ten minutes Like it wasn't dead It was just vibrating.
00:38:34.000So I'm just sitting there looking at it, and then it shits out this orange, fluorescent orange thing.
00:38:40.000I think it was shit, but it was fluorescent orange.
00:38:51.000So it fell on the ground, had an epileptic seizure, shit all over itself, and then flew away.
00:38:56.000It just shit out like a super, super small little bubble of fluorescent orange shit.
00:39:01.000And so I'm sitting there playing with it with a match stick, and I'm just looking at the orange shit, and I put it on the end of my cigarette and smoked it.
00:42:10.000But Meg Tilly was her sister and her sister was the star of the, there was a more modern version I remember getting a little action movie-y.
00:42:57.000But it made it out like wolves are just jacking people left and right up there.
00:43:02.000He was hired to shoot wolves, and the wolves were like, We're running at people, full clip, and he would take them out like it was a sniper.
00:43:10.000That's one of the openings, which never happens, man.
00:43:14.000Wolves don't just run on people so often that you need a guy with a rifle who's a sniper picking the wolves off.
00:47:43.000Well, one guy said it because the only reason it's legal, one of the Republicans, the only reason it's legal is because it's for convenience.
00:49:44.000Part of what you're saying, you're kind of being objective about it, and you're being honest about it, but part of what you're saying is a little bit for shock value.
00:51:28.000When you have children, when your wife is pregnant, or if you ever have a girl that's pregnant, you touch her stomach when the baby's only a few months old, they start kicking, man.
00:51:36.000So it's when you can feel it through the stomach skin?
00:51:38.000I mean, that's a living thing inside of her.
00:51:40.000But before you can feel it, like the week before you can feel it, that's not a living thing?
00:53:29.000People, they'll get mad at you if you don't honk.
00:53:31.000I've seen, there was on the corner about three or four miles away from here, there was this one intersection that was like a hot intersection for some reason for gay marriage folks, people that were anti-gay marriage, and people that were into the war.
00:54:11.000There was several times where I drove by where people in cars were screaming at the people on the street and they were screaming back and forth at each other.
00:54:19.000They should just arrest them because it's against the law for you to honk your horn.
00:54:50.000I feel like that's one of those myths.
00:54:52.000I feel like you should be able to like drive through an intersection and honk at your friends Can you do that?
00:54:58.000I think one of those things where it's like it's illegal But no one's ever going to take it for it unless you've started just honking your horn for no reason if you saw someone in the corner And there's a cop there and you are better.
00:56:27.000The problem is they'll just get the dog and then they have the somebody to tell the dog to make the dog bark and go, yep, alright, we're checking your car now.
00:56:33.000How many times do you think cops actually plant evidence?
00:57:08.000One of the things they talked about was that there was one year where an entire class of the police academy, the graduating class, all of them either wound up dead or dead.
00:57:36.000The problem is, look, most people are great.
00:57:40.000Most people that I meet day to day in my life are fine folk.
00:57:43.000There's only occasionally one or two people out of the vast majority that suck.
00:57:49.000And those stand out and you go, oh, fucking people suck.
00:57:52.000But for the most part, look, in America, in a nice place like Los Angeles, where people are doing pretty good, for the most part, we're not starving to death.
00:58:17.000What I was going to say about the video where the cop was talking to the guy and the guy wouldn't answer any questions, one of the things that was interesting about it was how fucking together the cops were keeping him while this guy was being kind of shitty.
00:58:29.000I was like, I guess they knew they were being filmed or something.
00:59:50.000It's terrible they're being prosecuted, especially the people that didn't even do anything wrong.
00:59:54.000There's a bunch of people that are being unfairly targeted, but there's also a bunch of dudes who are making a shitload of money selling weed.
01:01:53.000Voters had to approve marijuana tax revenue measure.
01:01:57.00060% of voters decided Tuesday to honor Measure M, a citywide ballot measure that imposes new taxes on the sales of medical marijuana at brick-and-mortar dispensaries.
01:03:48.000I thought they weren't allowed to make profit, but they were allowed to be like, all right, you're getting paid $30 an hour.
01:03:54.000I think the way it goes is you're not allowed to make profit like a normal corporation would.
01:03:58.000But the way you can do it is you can take a salary.
01:04:03.000Say if you run the place, you can take a salary, which is commensurate for someone who would be in your type of business.
01:04:08.000So you could make a salary of $100,000 a year.
01:04:12.000And the way Tom McCormick was telling me, one of the things that they do is, especially that Oaksterdam guy, They funnel a lot of the money back into the community in the source of charity, in the form of charity, in the form of grants.
01:04:24.000They do a lot of different things with their money.
01:04:26.000And the guy who runs it takes the salary, pays all the employees the salary, but you're not allowed to strictly get rich off it.
01:04:33.000It's not like the guy who owns it can make 60% of the profits.
01:04:37.000Yeah, this article said you can make as much as you want.
01:04:56.000A few hundred thousand dollars a year, I'm sure.
01:04:58.000I mean, if you were running some U-Haul fucking empire, which is dealing with the same amount of money or something, U-Haul's a terrible example, but you know what I'm saying?
01:05:10.000A CEO for some big fucking company makes a lot of goddamn money.
01:05:14.000If you're the CEO for some giant marijuana collective that's responsible for millions of dollars worth of business every year, you should be getting paid well, right?
01:07:33.000could download any a lot a lot of the previous console so nowadays they're kind of switching to where you download your video games it's still buying to the store oh really yeah that makes sense so instead of so instead of getting a disk you just download it right and then you can delete it if you want to you can delete it and or whatever it would that the only name really get rid of this so you think just everything's gonna be in the cloud down like I like that though yeah I like my landline I don't want to cord this phone.
01:08:02.000If I want to talk to you so bad, I'll do it right here.
01:09:56.000Well, I decided instead of hiding it like outside, like near a pillar or something, I figured there'd be less cameras, so I should go into a store and hide it there.
01:11:01.000Somebody's got to go inside right now and just let them know that I'm in trouble because they're going to have to find somebody really soon.
01:13:11.000Yeah, so the first people went and got it in the underwear aisle, and the next piece of people came in, and they couldn't find it, so they started tearing everything up, like, looking for it.
01:13:18.000So that was an unintended consequence.
01:17:44.000I really, absolutely, absolutely, truly believe it.
01:17:47.000And I think these guys are just auditioning to be the CEO of a company where they're not even going to get a chance to say what the fuck gets to go on.
01:17:54.000And they're not going to get it anyway.
01:18:08.000Yeah, he came in the wrong time and the world was fucked up when he got here and the country was fucked up.
01:18:14.000But in the time that he's been here, he'll spin some fucking legislation that we've passed and help this and the economic stimulus and put us back on track.
01:19:20.000It's like when you audition for a show that you hope you don't get.
01:19:23.000Yeah, we're like, this sucks, but I'll make believe I like the sense of humor.
01:19:27.000Rick Perry is so lucky he's dumb, because now he gets to live the rest of his life without Secret Service agents wiping his ass everywhere he goes.
01:19:33.000Because if he won, and he could have fucking won, don't get me wrong, if that guy auditioned for the role of president just four years ago, and he was just coached a little bit better, and someone with a little hindsight, you get some smart dudes behind him.
01:19:51.000He's no dumber than George Bush He's no dumber than GW He's just like an actress Yeah He's just to build your resume Yeah, build your resume Do it correctly Become popular at the right time Exactly He was popular at one point in time Do you remember?
01:20:02.000It was like That guy was like He looked handsome He looked like fucking But I remember them talking about Obama At some like Democratic convention And they were like Ooh, he gave a really good speech People are going to look at him now He's like a presidential guy Yeah.
01:20:14.000It's like having a really good game in the NBA All-Star game.
01:20:45.000And when you are, I think you're silly if you're a liberal by choice, in a category, predetermined pattern behavior you follow, or you're conservative.
01:20:53.000Either one of them is just silly to me.
01:20:55.000But this guy was telling me what a great President Obama would make.
01:24:18.000The bottom line is the need for alternative comedy was created because the ones who were trying to do it weren't successful in other rooms.
01:24:26.000Whether it's because they were performing for dumb crowds or whether they were performing for people that didn't appreciate what they were doing, so they had to find people who did.
01:24:33.000That's all well and good, but they became, in a lot of ways, not all of them, totally generalizing and pigeonholing.
01:24:39.000They had this irony, this ironic disposition.
01:24:42.000Yeah, but they also became sort of comedy bullies.
01:24:46.000If you hung around them, like Burt Kreischer has a terrible story about them being fucking shitty to him.
01:31:00.000No, no, no That's you think of mr. Smith goes to Washington or Hollywood Well, sure this is a TV show and somebody uploaded a like five-second commercial on YouTube the other day And so I finally okay So I finally found, I have a screenshot of the monkey, so I don't know if I'm going crazy.
01:32:09.000I'm going to translate it as I read it.
01:32:11.000However, have done a massive job spreading disinformation since SB 420 was signed into law in 2003. The disinformation has become so prevalent that it is affecting safe access to medical cannabis patients...
01:32:24.000Okay, and it resulted in State Senator John whatever releasing a letter debunking the widely held misconception that profit is not permitted from medical cannabis providers under California law.
01:33:29.000Can you imagine if you got an operation to have your balls always in the shape of a heart?
01:33:34.000Like there was a new thing, and women wanted you to do it, to show them that you really cared, and you would just get your balls tucked into a heart shape.
01:33:42.000There was like a little plastic V implant that they would put in at the bottom of your ball sack.
01:33:47.000So it would just look like a heart at all times.
01:33:48.000Yeah, so it would always look like a heart.
01:38:15.000But if you're not and you get judged by enough people who don't think that shit is funny, and if you're the type of person who does wild shit and tries to be funny and tries to have a good time and is a little impulsive, people will fucking judge you to the point where you start to think that your morals are really questionable and you're a fucked up person.
01:42:28.000This is what I heard on the way here, so I don't know what the full story is, but this guy started walking around these houses and kicking people's doors in and yelling, and then he kicked somebody's door down and then caught the house on fire and shot three people.
01:43:33.000door he smells gas and then the uh the guy who kills the kids with a hatchet rather it blows up the house and kills all of them because if he can't have no one can i don't know what the reason i think he lost custody he killed the wife he killed he had killed the wife yeah he killed the wife and he was under suspicion of it and while he was under suspicion they found uh pornography questionable pornography on his computer questionable I heard what it was was child porn.
01:43:56.000That just proves he didn't love his wife because he had porn?
01:43:58.000It was child porn, but it was animated.
01:51:20.000I was in some waiting room at some dentist or something, and I saw a magazine with the one hot chick from, or not the one hot chick, but from the Desperate Housewives.
01:52:40.000Like our friend, for instance, who will remain nameless, who recently left his girl, who will also remain nameless, and he was in the beta position during the entire relationship.
01:54:27.000That's why I got in this coconut water.
01:54:28.000I was just walking on the beach and they sell those coconuts for two or three L's or whatever and they just chop it open and give you a straw.
01:54:34.000You know, they sell that here in Los Angeles as fruit stands.
01:59:33.000You know, whereas you get to San Francisco, you get chicks that want to fucking stuff a Birkenstock up your ass and scream at you because, you know, you don't want to give them the right to choose.
01:59:42.000Obviously, these are generalizations, folks.
02:02:13.000But for sure we will have an Ice House Chronicles.
02:02:15.000I think they might send me to Australia.
02:02:17.000to what for Insight Time or do like a run of the cities oh one night in each city they might send you who are the people that we worked with my agent oh your agent I don't know if he's talking A-list he's talking to oh that's cool isn't that the people that we worked with when we were there I'm not sure is it yeah I'm pretty sure that'd be cool oh yeah Kylie yeah yeah they were great Yeah, Australia's awesome, man.
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