The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #1913 - Brian Redban

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00:00:13.000 Oh, hi.

00:00:15.000 We're up.

00:00:15.000 We're back, baby.

00:00:17.000 Wee! 0.99

00:00:17.000 Dude, isn't this like we're closing in on our anniversary? 0.99

00:00:20.000 Yeah, again.

00:00:21.000 What is it?

00:00:22.000 Again.

00:00:22.000 It's the 31st, I think we did.

00:00:24.000 I think we did it on New Year's Day.

00:00:26.000 Or New Year's Eve, rather.

00:00:27.000 Christmas Eve.

00:00:27.000 Christmas Eve?

00:00:28.000 Oh, that's right.

00:00:29.000 Thank you, Jamie.

00:00:30.000 Christmas Eve of 2009. And here we are, 2022, and we're about to go into civil war, total anarchy, the purge, all the above.

00:00:42.000 Everyone's losing their mind. 1.00

00:00:43.000 Everyone's losing their fucking mind. 1.00

00:00:45.000 Did you see the breakout in the Zoom? 1.00

00:00:47.000 Did you see about that?

00:00:48.000 No.

00:00:48.000 Oh my god.

00:00:49.000 A bunch of chimps.

00:00:50.000 They broke free.

00:00:51.000 And they went wild.

00:00:53.000 And they gunned them down.

00:00:54.000 They gunned down, I think they gunned down three of them or four of them.

00:00:59.000 Insane things are happening.

00:01:00.000 How do you say that word?

00:01:02.000 Feruzic?

00:01:03.000 Where's Feruzic?

00:01:05.000 Let's check.

00:01:06.000 Germany?

00:01:07.000 Sounds like it, right?

00:01:08.000 Yeah.

00:01:09.000 Sweden.

00:01:10.000 Sweden.

00:01:10.000 Okay.

00:01:11.000 Wow, they're pretty peaceful over there.

00:01:12.000 They're gunning down chimps.

00:01:14.000 So it says, uh, insane things are happening at the Feruzic Zoo.

00:01:18.000 Four chimpanzees gunned down after a breakout.

00:01:21.000 And a fifth shot, but only wounded.

00:01:24.000 Three more on the loose.

00:01:25.000 Drones are used to survey the besieged zoo.

00:01:28.000 After 24-plus hours, the bodies still litter the ground.

00:01:32.000 Zoo says they were out of tranquilizers.

00:01:35.000 What?

00:01:36.000 Bro. 1.00

00:01:36.000 Fuck zoos. 1.00

00:01:37.000 Is there video of this? 1.00

00:01:39.000 Fuck zoos. 1.00

00:01:42.000 I told you about that time I got super duper high and I went to the zoo with my kids and I got really bummed out. 1.00

00:01:47.000 I wrote a story about it, about an animal prison.

00:01:51.000 Zoos are horrible.

00:01:53.000 They're horrible.

00:01:54.000 The only one who gets out of the zoo, I had that old bit about giraffes.

00:01:58.000 They're the only ones that seem to have a good day.

00:02:00.000 They're like, another day with no lions. 0.99

00:02:03.000 They don't give a fuck. 0.99

00:02:04.000 They're happy to be in the zoo. 1.00

00:02:06.000 They have zero problems with the zoo.

00:02:08.000 No one's trying to kill them.

00:02:10.000 They just eat, and they're the only animals that they let babies feed them. 1.00

00:02:14.000 When my daughters were little, like, they could take a piece of, like, little tiny, you'd hold them, they'd hold a piece of lettuce out, and this giant giraffe tongue comes out, wraps around the leaf, and takes it from them. 0.94

00:02:25.000 And everybody laughs, and you never have to worry about giraffes being cunts. 1.00

00:02:28.000 I bet they're the majority of the animals like the zoo. 1.00

00:02:30.000 They don't give a shit. 1.00

00:02:31.000 Like giraffes. 1.00

00:02:32.000 Oh, we're getting fed?

00:02:34.000 I bet there's things like chimpanzees and certain animals that shouldn't be in a zoo. 0.99

00:02:38.000 But half the animals don't give a shit. 0.99

00:02:40.000 I think the big one with lions is they don't get to kill anything. 1.00

00:02:46.000 That's like if someone just extracted sperm from you and you never got to have sex your whole life. 0.59

00:02:53.000 It is weird. 0.92

00:02:55.000 That's their instinct, right?

00:02:56.000 They have a built-in survival instinct to chase things and kill things.

00:03:00.000 They're the cleanup crew.

00:03:01.000 They're the cleanup crew for the jungle.

00:03:04.000 That's what they do.

00:03:05.000 When something's slipping, something's not quick enough, the lines are there to keep the balance.

00:03:10.000 Otherwise, the deer would just overbreed.

00:03:13.000 All the antelopes, there'd be too many of them. 0.92

00:03:15.000 They need things to kill them. 0.99

00:03:17.000 So they have this insane desire to kill things. 0.99

00:03:20.000 And then when you just feed them meat, every day they're like, okay, I'll eat this, but I just want to fucking chase something! 0.97

00:03:26.000 They don't even have any room to move around. 0.96

00:03:29.000 Dude, I was coming home from a gig once.

00:03:33.000 Actually, I don't think it was a gig.

00:03:34.000 It couldn't have been because it was during the day.

00:03:36.000 But it was early days of my comedy career.

00:03:39.000 I was like 21 years old and I was in Massachusetts and I was driving home and I saw this little zoo on the side of the road. 0.96

00:03:45.000 Like, there's a direction to this little ass zoo. 1.00

00:03:47.000 So I said, alright, let me just, I got a little time to kill. 0.98

00:03:50.000 We'll check out this little zoo.

00:03:51.000 It was horrible.

00:03:52.000 There's this polar bear. 1.00

00:03:54.000 And he was in a room that was not much bigger than this fucking studio. 0.99

00:03:57.000 And he was just walking around in circles. 1.00

00:03:59.000 Just walking in circles like a crazy person.

00:04:02.000 I was like, oh no.

00:04:04.000 It was just so sad.

00:04:06.000 The polar bears are used to dealing with gigantic icebergs that they could walk on, frozen sheets of ice, these little ice islands, and they're killing seals and they're running around and they're just out there in the ocean and the open air and...

00:04:23.000 Now they're in this Massachusetts little box.

00:04:26.000 And it was the summer when I went there, too. 0.99

00:04:28.000 So it was hot as fuck. 0.98

00:04:30.000 And this poor polar bear is just wandering around in a circle. 0.99

00:04:33.000 It's like, oh, why are we doing that?

00:04:35.000 We know what they look like.

00:04:37.000 It's not like the old days before they had video, you know, where the only way you could see an animal was they had to capture it and bring it to the zoo. 0.93

00:04:43.000 We fucking know what a polar bear... 0.78

00:04:45.000 You don't have to go see them in jail for no reason. 0.99

00:04:49.000 They didn't do anything wrong.

00:04:50.000 They're not bad polar bears.

00:04:53.000 You know? 1.00

00:04:53.000 It's fucked, man. 1.00

00:04:55.000 You've been at the zoo out here? 1.00

00:04:57.000 No.

00:04:57.000 I don't want to.

00:04:58.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:04:59.000 It's probably the same shit. 1.00

00:05:00.000 Where's the best zoo? 1.00

00:05:02.000 Yeah.

00:05:02.000 There's no Columbus.

00:05:03.000 Columbus, Ohio.

00:05:04.000 That's right.

00:05:04.000 Jack Hannon.

00:05:05.000 All roads lead to Ohio.

00:05:06.000 It is.

00:05:06.000 It's the number one zoo, though.

00:05:07.000 That is San Diego.

00:05:08.000 But is it the best in terms of the treatment of the animals?

00:05:11.000 Yeah.

00:05:12.000 That's why they're number one.

00:05:14.000 Oh, well, that's...

00:05:15.000 I mean, I hope they do a little bit better job, but isn't that like the prison where Ghislaine Maxwell is, where you get to do yoga?

00:05:22.000 That lady doesn't want to be out there. 1.00

00:05:23.000 She wants to be out pimping! 1.00

00:05:25.000 They locked her up. 0.99

00:05:27.000 It's gonna be virtual zoos in the future.

00:05:29.000 That would be better.

00:05:31.000 It would be really better.

00:05:32.000 What would be better is, like, you use Oculus.

00:05:36.000 And they set up cameras where they go around these animals.

00:05:41.000 Maybe like with a drone or they take a cat and they put a camera on its head and it wanders around with the other cats.

00:05:47.000 And you get to be there in this wild way where you just like experience them existing.

00:05:52.000 That would be dope.

00:05:53.000 That would be really cool.

00:05:54.000 If they did the metaverse and they did...

00:05:57.000 You could go to places where there's a lot of trees and just put cameras all around the trees where the lions are.

00:06:03.000 And you could get the cameras where the lions are.

00:06:06.000 They would be able to find it out and send that one through the metaverse.

00:06:09.000 And you could be on the plains of Tanzania right now, just wandering around.

00:06:13.000 Yeah, they probably have that already for sure.

00:06:15.000 I hope they do.

00:06:16.000 That should be what a zoo is.

00:06:18.000 Especially as this stuff gets better and better and this virtual reality technology improves, there's no reason to keep these things captive like that.

00:06:27.000 There's one argument and that argument is conservation.

00:06:31.000 They're taking endangered species and then they're making sure that they have breeding populations.

00:06:36.000 There's a few animals that are really endangered and the zoo is one of the only ways they keep healthy populations of them. 0.98

00:06:43.000 But other than that, the fuck out of here. 0.73

00:06:46.000 Or injured animals. 0.99

00:06:47.000 A lot of them are like injured animals.

00:06:48.000 They can't go back in the wild.

00:06:50.000 Yeah, that's what it should be.

00:06:52.000 Like a large area where they can roam around and some sort of an animal rehabilitation center.

00:06:57.000 It shouldn't be. 1.00

00:06:58.000 Those little ass fucking cages. 1.00

00:07:00.000 Is there any video of the chimps? 1.00

00:07:02.000 I've been looking at it.

00:07:03.000 Just like of those before this incident.

00:07:06.000 Bro.

00:07:08.000 I mean, that's just horrific.

00:07:11.000 The whole thing is horrific.

00:07:13.000 It's really scary.

00:07:16.000 Imagine being like out there at the supermarket and you got your bags, you move into your car, and you see three chimps running away like, oh no! 0.99

00:07:26.000 They must fucking hate people. 1.00

00:07:28.000 They must fucking hate people. 1.00

00:07:31.000 How did they get out? 1.00

00:07:32.000 Did they figure it out?

00:07:33.000 Yeah, I wonder if they like picked a lock or something.

00:07:35.000 Could you imagine if they figured out how to pick locks? 1.00

00:07:37.000 Oh my god, we're fucked. 0.99

00:07:39.000 They got a stick and the other one's moving the stick. 1.00

00:07:41.000 Maybe they pay attention to the way they turn the key, and they're like, I heard a click in there, just like, that fucking click is the key. 0.94

00:07:47.000 Get that thing to click. 0.93

00:07:49.000 And at nighttime, when no one's around, they got sticks in there, and they're going in there.

00:07:53.000 There's some, I guess it would be anthropologists, that are speculating that some primates have moved into the Stone Age right now.

00:08:01.000 Oh.

00:08:02.000 Yeah, so if you think about the Stone Age with ancient primates who became people, that process is happening right now with chimpanzees and orangutans.

00:08:10.000 You ever see the photo of the orangutan that spear fishes?

00:08:14.000 No.

00:08:15.000 It's crazy.

00:08:17.000 He's hanging onto a tree with one hand and he's got a stick with the other hand. 0.99

00:08:20.000 He's fucking stabbing at fish. 0.99

00:08:23.000 Jeez. 1.00

00:08:24.000 Yeah.

00:08:24.000 They're so close to us.

00:08:26.000 They're just like a few million years away.

00:08:30.000 As opposed to a slug. 1.00

00:08:33.000 They're not figuring out shit. 1.00

00:08:35.000 But monkeys and chimps and all those primates, man, they're fucking thinking creatures. 1.00

00:08:43.000 They're calculating. 0.99

00:08:44.000 And when they get those neural links in them.

00:08:47.000 You've seen the ones with the monkeys that can use their mind?

00:08:50.000 Yeah.

00:08:51.000 But, I mean, what would happen?

00:08:53.000 Like, legitimately what would happen?

00:08:54.000 So if this is the argument that chimpanzees are moving into the Stone Age, what if chimps really do continue to evolve alongside people and then all of a sudden they start talking?

00:09:05.000 Like, what...

00:09:07.000 How do we...

00:09:08.000 Do we give them a country?

00:09:09.000 Do we let them in the UN? You know, like, what are we talking, like, if a million years from now, if human beings are still around and chimpanzees have continued to evolve to the point where they start making clothes, they start killing antelopes and scraping the fat off of the skins and drying them out, wearing them as clothes and shit. 0.98

00:09:25.000 They start having rights. 0.90

00:09:26.000 You're allowed to marry them. 0.86

00:09:28.000 Oh, boy.

00:09:29.000 Right.

00:09:30.000 Like, the same people that think you should be a cat.

00:09:32.000 Like, I identify as a cat.

00:09:35.000 I think a chimp should be... 1.00

00:09:37.000 You can marry a chimp. 1.00

00:09:38.000 He wants to marry you. 0.99

00:09:39.000 You want to marry him?

00:09:40.000 Let's go.

00:09:41.000 I mean, that's basically what that lady did in Connecticut. 1.00

00:09:43.000 You know, that lady that had a... 1.00

00:09:45.000 She had a chimpanzee and she was feeding it Xanax and drinking wine and sleeping in the same bed with it. 0.57

00:09:50.000 And then her friend came over and the chimp tore her friend apart. 1.00

00:09:54.000 Probably because her friend was cock-plucking. 1.00

00:09:56.000 Right? 0.97

00:09:57.000 Don't you think? 0.61

00:09:58.000 That was the speculation was that that lady was banging that chimp. 0.99

00:10:04.000 Because chimps probably have a big old dong. 0.95

00:10:08.000 I don't know. 0.99

00:10:10.000 I don't feel like I've ever seen a chimp dick. 1.00

00:10:12.000 If you're a lady and you're not getting any play from humans, and you got this chimp that lives with you, and this is a big-ass chimp too. 1.00

00:10:20.000 This is like a really well-fed chimp, so he's like... 1.00

00:10:23.000 I want to say he was close to 200 pounds. 0.99

00:10:25.000 He was fucking huge. 0.97

00:10:26.000 You ever see pictures of him with a diaper? 0.99

00:10:28.000 It's really confusing.

00:10:31.000 Because you don't know how to feel about that.

00:10:33.000 Like, on one hand, this lady loves this chick, but, you know, when it goes wrong, they don't know what the rules are. 1.00

00:10:39.000 They have no idea.

00:10:40.000 Like, laws?

00:10:41.000 What are you talking about? 0.99

00:10:41.000 I'm going to bite your fingers off. 0.99

00:10:44.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:10:45.000 That's a different one.

00:10:47.000 But that's a chimp hanging out with a kid, which is also quite sketch. 0.99

00:10:51.000 But that's a little baby chimp. 0.99

00:10:53.000 The one that that lady had, I think it tore her eyes out too. 1.00

00:10:58.000 Oh my gosh.

00:10:59.000 I think those are glass eyes.

00:11:04.000 If it's not her, definitely that's the other guy that got attacked who brought a birthday cake for a chimp that he used to have. 0.99

00:11:11.000 You know that story?

00:11:12.000 He used to have a chimp that they took care of and he got to a point where he was getting dangerous and they couldn't keep him anymore so they brought him to like a place. 1.00

00:11:20.000 Where they have chimpanzees and they brought him a birthday cake and the other chimps were furious that they didn't get a cake because chimps get really jealous and they got out and fucked that guy up. 0.91

00:11:32.000 Just tore him apart, tore his feet off. 0.98

00:11:34.000 That's right.

00:11:34.000 Wasn't that in California right?

00:11:36.000 I don't know where that was.

00:11:37.000 But yeah, you can't do that to them.

00:11:40.000 You can't just keep them contained like that. 1.00

00:11:43.000 It's fucked. 1.00

00:11:44.000 It's not necessary. 0.99

00:11:47.000 I don't think there's a good argument for doing that.

00:11:50.000 The whole argument is that people get to look at them.

00:11:54.000 Really?

00:11:54.000 That's it?

00:11:55.000 You know?

00:11:56.000 But there's parts of the world where their, you know, their habitat is being encroached upon, they're in danger.

00:12:03.000 So then there's that argument, right? 0.97

00:12:05.000 Like, maybe there should be a place where people protect them just in case they get to the point where, you know, they're on the verge of extinction, because that would fucking suck.

00:12:12.000 You know how devastating that would be to humans, to our psyche, of where we fit in the world if chimps went extinct?

00:12:22.000 I was like, how many chimps are there?

00:12:24.000 Let's take a guess.

00:12:26.000 How many chimps are there in the world?

00:12:30.000 100,000?

00:12:32.000 That's probably a good number.

00:12:33.000 With all the zoos, it might be a little higher.

00:12:35.000 Yeah.

00:12:36.000 I'm going to say 250. 250,000 chimps worldwide.

00:12:40.000 Yeah.

00:12:41.000 There's probably not even an answer to this question.

00:12:43.000 You guys are right.

00:12:45.000 Are we right?

00:12:46.000 It says between 170,000 and 300,000 chimps currently live in the wild. 0.99

00:12:50.000 Damn, someone fucking nailed it. 0.99

00:12:51.000 It says wild, though. 1.00

00:12:53.000 In the wild.

00:12:54.000 And then zoos probably jacks it up a little bit.

00:12:56.000 How many chimps do you think are in zoos worldwide?

00:12:59.000 Let's take that guess.

00:13:02.000 50,000?

00:13:04.000 Let's say 20,000.

00:13:05.000 That's a lot of countries.

00:13:07.000 Hundreds of countries.

00:13:08.000 But each zoo probably has what?

00:13:09.000 This is a dark...

00:13:12.000 Dark question.

00:13:14.000 Okay.

00:13:15.000 Before we find the darkness, I do want to know.

00:13:18.000 I do want to know.

00:13:20.000 Hold on a second.

00:13:21.000 Let's just guess.

00:13:24.000 Every state.

00:13:25.000 I'm going to say 50,000.

00:13:28.000 James is making noises over there.

00:13:30.000 I'm way off.

00:13:31.000 It's a very low number and there's a reason why.

00:13:33.000 Okay, I may stick with my 20,000.

00:13:37.000 Okay, what's the number?

00:13:38.000 About 300. What?

00:13:40.000 In all the zoos in the world?

00:13:42.000 The remaining 1,700 were bred for inhumane medical research.

00:13:46.000 Oh.

00:13:48.000 They don't all go to zoos.

00:13:51.000 Like the movie 28 Days Later.

00:13:53.000 Right? 0.99

00:13:54.000 When they give them that rage shit and they break out. 1.00

00:13:58.000 Zombie apocalypse. 1.00

00:13:59.000 Tell me they wouldn't do that.

00:14:01.000 Before COVID, nobody thought, well, this is a fun premise for a movie.

00:14:07.000 This could never happen.

00:14:08.000 I don't know how many.

00:14:09.000 As of 2015, this article says more than 730 remain in government or private research facilities.

00:14:16.000 Some 540, I believe, were released at this time.

00:14:23.000 That seems really low, though.

00:14:28.000 What's the option?

00:14:30.000 If you're not going to use chimps, what do you use?

00:14:31.000 Horrible people?

00:14:33.000 Yes. 0.58

00:14:33.000 Mass murderers? 0.58

00:14:34.000 Prisoners?

00:14:35.000 Yeah, why aren't they?

00:14:35.000 School shooters?

00:14:38.000 Do you think people would sign off on that?

00:14:41.000 You know what's interesting?

00:14:42.000 They probably wouldn't. 0.97

00:14:43.000 They'd probably say, no, you can kill them, but you can't practice medicine on them. 0.99

00:14:48.000 I wonder. 1.00

00:14:49.000 Can't put lipstick in their eyeballs and see what the root, you know, the shit they do with rabbits and stuff. 1.00

00:14:55.000 Yeah, but if you say to somebody and go, hey, instead of using animals for testing, this person is on death row, would you rather have that than killing an animal? 0.99

00:15:04.000 What, if you give them the option?

00:15:06.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:15:07.000 Man, that's a fucked up option. 0.99

00:15:08.000 I wonder. 1.00

00:15:08.000 I bet people would say the prisoner on death row. 1.00

00:15:11.000 Well, the problem is, like, the justice system sucks.

00:15:14.000 And there's a lot of people that are on death row that are 100% innocent. 0.62

00:15:17.000 That's a fact.

00:15:18.000 And so, like, a lot of people think the death penalty itself is inhumane.

00:15:24.000 In fact, the woman who's the governor of Oregon, she just commuted, I believe, 17 people that were on death row. 0.69

00:15:33.000 And if one of those is innocent, I support it. 0.98

00:15:36.000 You know, it's the most fucked up thing ever if like someone killed your loved one and they're on death row. 0.97

00:15:42.000 But what if they didn't? 0.98

00:15:43.000 And what if they're accused of it?

00:15:44.000 And then they wound up getting killed.

00:15:46.000 I mean, it's like the system is so bad.

00:15:49.000 And through the podcast that I've done with Josh Dubin, who he used to work with the Innocence Project.

00:15:54.000 Now he does a lot of different programs along the same lines, though, where it's trying to get people out of jail that are clearly innocent.

00:16:01.000 And prosecutors, man, there's a lot of good ones out there.

00:16:05.000 There's a lot of good people that are prosecutors, no doubt.

00:16:07.000 But there's also prosecutors that hide evidence.

00:16:10.000 They withhold evidence that would exonerate people.

00:16:14.000 They prosecute people they know are innocent.

00:16:16.000 They railroad people.

00:16:18.000 They keep people from being able to bring certain things up in trials.

00:16:23.000 And, you know, you find out later that they knew all along. 0.98

00:16:26.000 They had this guy, he was in the system, he was being tried, and they never want to say, hey, we fucked up. 0.99

00:16:31.000 So instead of saying, hey, we fucked up, they hide all the evidence that they fucked up. 0.89

00:16:37.000 Again, it's not all prosecutors, but it's enough that the death penalty itself is very questionable. 0.98

00:16:43.000 I'm digging through this.

00:16:44.000 In 1979, I found an article in Corrections Magazine, it says, that a few years ago, 85% of all drug testing was done in prisons.

00:16:57.000 Now it's down to 15%.

00:16:59.000 All drug testing?

00:17:00.000 As of right now, it's illegal in California and plenty of other places, too.

00:17:03.000 To drug test people in prison?

00:17:05.000 Correct. 0.99

00:17:05.000 It's also illegal to ask them if they have a penis. 0.99

00:17:10.000 Right? 1.00

00:17:12.000 Which is a little strange.

00:17:14.000 A little strange.

00:17:16.000 I mean, I'm all for people being able to express themselves and live however they want.

00:17:21.000 However...

00:17:24.000 There was a story that I was reading, I think I sent you this too, Jamie, about this article that was talking about this woman that brutally murdered and raped this woman and about how unusual it is for a woman to brutally rape and murder another woman.

00:17:47.000 Well, it turns out it's not a woman. 0.99

00:17:49.000 It's a trans woman.

00:17:51.000 But they have to call it a woman. 1.00

00:17:52.000 So they're saying it's a woman.

00:17:54.000 So there's people that are phrasing it in this woke speak.

00:17:58.000 If you want to define what – because woke is hard to find.

00:18:01.000 People kind of know what it is. 1.00

00:18:03.000 They're like, oh, I fucking hate all this woke shit. 1.00

00:18:04.000 But what does that mean? 1.00

00:18:06.000 What are you saying?

00:18:07.000 And when you ask people to define it, it does get a little squirrely.

00:18:10.000 It's like, oh, I didn't think about defining this.

00:18:13.000 It's just sort of a thing that I know.

00:18:14.000 And one of the things has to do with gender. 1.00

00:18:18.000 Because that's one of the biggest cultural changes over the last ten years.

00:18:22.000 But that one is bananas.

00:18:24.000 That they would phrase it that way.

00:18:25.000 That they would say, a woman.

00:18:28.000 No, it was his ex...

00:18:30.000 That was his ex-girlfriend that he killed. 1.00

00:18:32.000 That he murdered and raped. 1.00

00:18:34.000 Right. 0.97

00:18:35.000 He was a man at the time.

00:18:37.000 He was dating her.

00:18:39.000 Like, to say, it's so unusual for a woman to do that. 1.00

00:18:42.000 It's like, what kind of game are we playing?

00:18:45.000 Where you're talking about crime.

00:18:48.000 And like that person that went to jail and said he was a woman and started banging all the inmates and got two of them pregnant, that person brutally murdered his mother.

00:19:02.000 With a knife.

00:19:03.000 It's a horrible story.

00:19:05.000 The cops that came to the scene said it was one of the most horrific things they had ever seen. 0.58

00:19:12.000 Stabbed her from her face down to the bottom of her legs.

00:19:15.000 Just, you know, an incalculable number of stab wounds probably. 0.89

00:19:21.000 But you could say you're a woman, and all of a sudden you're in a woman's prison. 0.99

00:19:24.000 And then there's, like, all these people that, like, have created a website.

00:19:27.000 Like, get her out. 1.00

00:19:28.000 She's not supposed to be there.

00:19:29.000 Let her express the gender of her, you know, preference.

00:19:32.000 And, like, this is bananas. 1.00

00:19:34.000 Like, you guys are out of your fucking mind. 1.00

00:19:38.000 There has to be a birth sex on your future ID. So you have your sex, female, and then your birth sex, like a male or something like that. 1.00

00:19:45.000 Well, that would make sense, but none of this makes sense.

00:19:47.000 They would say, who is the doctor to tell you what your sex is?

00:19:50.000 Well, it used to be just gender, but now they're equating sex and gender, right?

00:19:55.000 So when that Rachel Levine person became the first female admiral, They were saying female.

00:20:02.000 They weren't just saying woman.

00:20:04.000 They were saying female, as in like X distinction in the chromosomes.

00:20:12.000 Like, listen, it's good to be kind to people.

00:20:15.000 It's good to be nice.

00:20:15.000 It's good to, like, I want you to be whoever you want to be.

00:20:18.000 Express yourself however I love you.

00:20:20.000 But what are we doing? 1.00

00:20:22.000 We're in this fucking squirrely lunatic category. 0.99

00:20:26.000 Somebody has a great fucking bit that Bill Burr sent me. 1.00

00:20:29.000 Let's blow this cat up. 0.99

00:20:31.000 I don't know this dude, but this bit is very funny.

00:20:34.000 I'll find it right here.

00:20:36.000 It's going around, Jamie.

00:20:38.000 Maybe you've seen it.

00:20:38.000 It's a comedian who says he's all for...

00:20:41.000 I'll send it.

00:20:42.000 I don't want to fuck it up.

00:20:43.000 Here, I'll send it to you, Jamie.

00:20:44.000 Hold on a second.

00:20:48.000 Give me one second.

00:20:50.000 Here we go.

00:20:52.000 Share.

00:20:54.000 Jamie.

00:20:55.000 Bam.

00:20:58.000 It's just, I get where it comes from.

00:21:01.000 I get that people want to let people feel free to be whoever they want.

00:21:06.000 But at the same time, it's like, at what cost to all the other people?

00:21:11.000 You know?

00:21:11.000 It's getting absurd.

00:21:12.000 It's insane.

00:21:14.000 They're gonna have to have a separate jail just for, like, the in-betweens or something.

00:21:17.000 Pray this guy's things.

00:21:18.000 Here it goes.

00:21:20.000 Derek Lenguenus.

00:21:23.000 Is that it?

00:21:24.000 Let me see it again, please.

00:21:26.000 Derek Lenguenus.

00:21:29.000 It's spelled D-E-R-I-C-K-L-E-N-G-W-E-N-U-S on Instagram.

00:21:37.000 Uh, trans women competing in women's sporting events. 0.96

00:21:41.000 As long as I'm allowed to bet.

00:21:51.000 Yes, I would like to put all my money on the lady with the size 11 sneaker, please. 1.00

00:22:01.000 I've got a feeling about her.

00:22:08.000 Now, this is how squirrely the world's gotten.

00:22:11.000 There's people that will say that that's transphobic, that that bit is transphobic.

00:22:14.000 Because people want no criticism, and that's part of the problem.

00:22:18.000 You know, it's like what we were talking earlier about, like, what's going on in Twitter right now.

00:22:24.000 There's a lot of people that don't want any criticism.

00:22:27.000 People have opinions.

00:22:28.000 They just do.

00:22:30.000 You can't stop them.

00:22:32.000 You can't change their opinions.

00:22:34.000 You know, you can just be you.

00:22:36.000 You gotta be you.

00:22:37.000 But some people are just not good at it.

00:22:40.000 They're not good at it.

00:22:40.000 And as a group, if you've achieved protected status, like a lot of people, they feel like they categorize trans people in a protected class because they've been maligned and because they've been discriminated against.

00:22:55.000 Now they're in a superposition. 0.98

00:22:57.000 You know, like some quantum physics shit. 0.98

00:22:59.000 You can't even criticize them. 1.00

00:23:02.000 Even if they're murderers. 0.99

00:23:03.000 Even if they've brutally raped and murdered their ex-girlfriend, you still have to call them a woman. 0.97

00:23:08.000 Even if they were a man at the time, still it's a woman. 1.00

00:23:10.000 It's very rare for a woman to do this. 1.00

00:23:12.000 Is it? 1.00

00:23:13.000 Is it also rare for a woman to have a dick? 1.00

00:23:16.000 Because what are we doing? 1.00

00:23:17.000 What the fuck are we doing? 0.96

00:23:18.000 But it's not anymore. 0.99

00:23:21.000 You know?

00:23:21.000 So, there we are.

00:23:25.000 Hmm.

00:23:27.000 I can't even imagine what the world's going to be like in 40 years.

00:23:30.000 How about five?

00:23:31.000 Five years? 1.00

00:23:33.000 Who would have thought this, that everything, like the Leah Thomas thing with swimming, who would have thought that that's like the number one female swimmer actually has a penis and supposedly has sex with women? 1.00

00:23:44.000 Okay. 0.99

00:23:45.000 What are we doing?

00:23:47.000 Like, imagine if you're a girl and you work so hard to get a scholarship and, you know, you're born, you didn't go through puberty with male levels of testosterone.

00:23:55.000 Here's something that I found out the other day when we talked about this already, sorry, where James Cameron was saying that testosterone is a toxin that needs to be released from men's bodies.

00:24:05.000 Women have more testosterone than they have estrogen. 0.99

00:24:08.000 Did you know that?

00:24:09.000 Yeah, I just found out that recently.

00:24:11.000 I found out from Rob Wolf.

00:24:13.000 I didn't know that.

00:24:14.000 Yeah.

00:24:15.000 That's their primary hormone. 0.61

00:24:17.000 And I have more estrogen than women. 0.96

00:24:20.000 That's what I heard.

00:24:21.000 So you are the most healthy, unhealthy person I've ever met.

00:24:27.000 When you got your blood work done, I was like, huh.

00:24:30.000 He's going to be okay.

00:24:31.000 You've been telling me I am high on estrogen forever.

00:24:34.000 Like, you know, we made jokes about me eating too much adenami or stuff like this.

00:24:39.000 When I got my first blood work, when I first went to the tea place, they were like, wow, you got very low testosterone.

00:24:48.000 You're at 240, I think it was, 230. But your estrogen levels are some of the highest I've ever seen.

00:24:55.000 He's like, we got to keep an eye on that because that might be dangerous.

00:24:58.000 And I'm like, what?

00:24:59.000 Told you.

00:25:00.000 I smell it.

00:25:02.000 I can smell it, I think.

00:25:03.000 So I just got my six-week blood checked again.

00:25:07.000 My estrogen levels have actually gone up since last time.

00:25:13.000 I have so much T in me now.

00:25:14.000 I'm like super high in T, but I can't feel any of it because the estrogen is going against the T. So I have to take this.

00:25:22.000 How much are you committed to being healthy?

00:25:25.000 Sort of minimally committed, like a guy who plays golf once a month?

00:25:28.000 Well, as soon as I start getting energy, I'm for it.

00:25:32.000 But that's the whole problem.

00:25:33.000 Like right now, I mean, that's why I went to get my testosterone checked.

00:25:36.000 Because now, especially the last four years, I don't know if it's age or what, but I just, I wake up tired.

00:25:42.000 I have zero energy.

00:25:43.000 Bro, we're old.

00:25:44.000 Yeah, I know.

00:25:45.000 We talked about how we started this podcast in 2009. That's a long-ass time ago, dude.

00:25:51.000 We're getting 12 years from now, we're going to be like geriatrics.

00:25:54.000 Yeah.

00:25:54.000 You know if you're a woman and you have a baby after 35, they consider you geriatric?

00:25:59.000 Really?

00:26:00.000 Yeah.

00:26:00.000 Why?

00:26:01.000 That's just the label they put on it.

00:26:03.000 Wow.

00:26:04.000 Yeah.

00:26:04.000 Bridget Phetasy told me about that.

00:26:06.000 Because she got pregnant at, like, I think she was 41, I think, when she had her daughter.

00:26:11.000 And they said she was a geriatric mom.

00:26:13.000 And I was like, oh my god.

00:26:14.000 Jeez.

00:26:15.000 That's like one of them terms, maybe you shouldn't...

00:26:16.000 That hurts people's feelings.

00:26:18.000 It's like how they used to call kids with Down syndrome. 1.00

00:26:20.000 They used to refer to them as, like, mongoloid idiot on their birth certificate. 1.00

00:26:26.000 That's hilarious. 1.00

00:26:28.000 It's not really for them.

00:26:29.000 Or their parents. 1.00

00:26:30.000 Like, jeez, the word idiot. 1.00

00:26:32.000 You know, fucking... 1.00

00:26:33.000 How about someone with a chromosomal disorder? 1.00

00:26:35.000 Yeah.

00:26:35.000 You know?

00:26:37.000 Yeah.

00:26:37.000 I saw a t-shirt that was from 1982 that was like, run for the retarded, and it was like an actual charity.

00:26:44.000 It was golf.

00:26:45.000 It was called swinging.

00:26:46.000 Oh, it was golf.

00:26:46.000 That's what it was.

00:26:46.000 Yeah, I saw the same shirt.

00:26:47.000 What?

00:26:49.000 I'll pull it up.

00:26:49.000 Like, that's how they used to just refer to things.

00:26:52.000 I know another t-shirt.

00:26:54.000 I'm sure you know a bunch of t-shirts.

00:26:58.000 Which one?

00:26:59.000 Oh.

00:27:00.000 Yeah.

00:27:02.000 This is like...

00:27:03.000 Look, man. 0.99

00:27:03.000 There's a lot of shit from not that long ago. 0.99

00:27:06.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:27:07.000 You get in real trouble for them.

00:27:09.000 Yeah.

00:27:11.000 It is.

00:27:12.000 And just watching old movies.

00:27:13.000 Like, they still talk.

00:27:14.000 You know, they talk. 1.00

00:27:15.000 You're like, holy shit, they just said that. 0.99

00:27:16.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:27:17.000 Well, if you go watch old comedies from, like, the 90s.

00:27:21.000 Like, I tried to watch Superbad the other day.

00:27:23.000 Unfortunately, it wasn't the other day.

00:27:24.000 It was a while ago.

00:27:25.000 But I was trying to watch it with my kids.

00:27:27.000 And I realized, like, five minutes in. 0.98

00:27:29.000 Like, there's no fucking way a 12-year-old should be watching this. 0.98

00:27:32.000 I'm like, stop. 0.99

00:27:33.000 I paused.

00:27:34.000 I'm like, okay, we can't watch this.

00:27:35.000 Yeah, that's a dirty movie.

00:27:36.000 I didn't realize. 0.99

00:27:37.000 I forgot how fucking dirty it was. 0.98

00:27:38.000 I just remember it being really funny. 0.99

00:27:40.000 Yeah.

00:27:40.000 But it was.

00:27:41.000 What was that, like 2007 or something?

00:27:44.000 Something like that, yeah.

00:27:45.000 When was Superbad?

00:27:46.000 Sounds right.

00:27:47.000 2000, yeah.

00:27:48.000 Something like that?

00:27:49.000 That might have been the last of the great, over-the-top, fucked-up, hilarious movies that you could never make today. 0.73

00:27:56.000 That and Tropic Thunder. 0.82

00:27:58.000 Tropic Thunder.

00:27:59.000 I just re-watched that interview you had with him.

00:28:03.000 That's still amazing that you can still rent it.

00:28:08.000 That and Soul Man.

00:28:09.000 I saw that the other day.

00:28:11.000 You can still rent that.

00:28:12.000 I'm like, what the heck?

00:28:13.000 Yeah.

00:28:14.000 When does that become a problem?

00:28:17.000 Because, you know, people will probably—I mean, they're already, you know, doing things like getting rid of certain books that have, like, fucked up language in it.

00:28:25.000 Like, they got rid of—I think it was Huckleberry Finn because it had the N-word in it, and they removed that from certain libraries.

00:28:32.000 Pixar's going in and editing parts out of their movies already because— Things and really yeah, there's a Yeah, there's Toy Story and the guy that plays Frasier He's like flirting creepily with the two Barbie girls and it's just like really scummy And they cut that out.

00:28:50.000 How about the Pepe Le Pew? 0.58

00:28:51.000 Oh Pepe Le Pew Pepe Le Pew was a rapist skunk, right? 1.00

00:28:54.000 He was it was a groper. 1.00

00:28:56.000 Mm-hmm. 0.98

00:28:56.000 He was the total sexual harasser like he didn't take no for an answer ever Speedy Gonzales. 0.98

00:29:01.000 No, what did he do? 0.90

00:29:08.000 There's a guy who put a sombrero on and he went around all these people in their 30s and he said, is this offensive?

00:29:16.000 And they're like, yes, it's very offensive.

00:29:18.000 And they're like, are you Mexican?

00:29:20.000 He's like, no, then it's offensive.

00:29:21.000 Like all these people said it's offensive.

00:29:22.000 And then he went to a Mexican neighborhood and he said, is this offensive?

00:29:25.000 They go, no, it looks good.

00:29:27.000 They liked it.

00:29:28.000 How is that offensive?

00:29:30.000 That's craziness.

00:29:31.000 It's crazy.

00:29:31.000 It's like, is it offensive if an Asian guy wears a cowboy hat?

00:29:36.000 Like, is that offensive?

00:29:37.000 Like, what's offensive?

00:29:38.000 Like, why is it offensive?

00:29:39.000 A sombrero is kind of a dope hat. 0.91

00:29:41.000 Yes, it's Mexican, but you're not, like, stealing it from the Mexicans. 0.90

00:29:45.000 You're not, like, claiming that you're Mexican. 0.98

00:29:47.000 You're just wearing a dope hat. 0.99

00:29:49.000 But some cool shit you're allowed to wear, right? 0.99

00:29:52.000 Like you could wear a jujitsu kimono, right? 0.99

00:29:56.000 You're not pretending you're from Japan.

00:29:57.000 You're wearing, you know, a dobok. 0.99

00:30:00.000 You're not pretending you're from Korea.

00:30:03.000 Why is that okay?

00:30:04.000 Yeah, I don't see that at all.

00:30:06.000 It's a hat. 0.89

00:30:08.000 It's a dope hat. 1.00

00:30:09.000 Big ol' crazy ass hat. 1.00

00:30:10.000 They sell those hats at gas stations, you know? 1.00

00:30:12.000 And they wore them to protect themselves from the fucking sun. 1.00

00:30:15.000 It's a fucking great invention, really. 1.00

00:30:18.000 Like, hey, I'm tired of getting cooked. 0.99

00:30:20.000 How about a shade?

00:30:22.000 Just carry it on your head. 1.00

00:30:23.000 Like an umbrella on your fucking head. 1.00

00:30:25.000 Sobreros are the shit. 1.00

00:30:28.000 Plus, whenever a fighter fights, a Mexican fighter, like when we went to see Canelo Alvarez fight Triple G, It was awesome because they had a mariachi band, a full mariachi band, and they came out and they played. 0.99

00:30:40.000 Whenever a Mexican fighter fights, they kind of have to have mariachi music, right?

00:30:45.000 They kind of do, right?

00:30:47.000 I mean, you're not going to see a Mexican fighter coming out to Slayer, right?

00:30:53.000 Yeah.

00:30:55.000 They kind of like a lot of Mexican fighters, particularly in boxing, they come out to that mariachi music, man, and everybody goes nuts. 0.99

00:31:04.000 They go nuts.

00:31:05.000 They were singing along to it. 1.00

00:31:07.000 It was fucking dope. 0.99

00:31:08.000 Seeing a Canelo fight where it's all Canelo's fans and you get to see in the person, in the flesh, and hearing them all singing to this song that you don't even know, it's pretty wild. 0.99

00:31:19.000 Speaking of Mexican, did you hear what happened to El Capadre in Los Angeles, the restaurant?

00:31:24.000 Did they get busted for selling coke?

00:31:25.000 No, something crazier.

00:31:28.000 I just guessed that, by the way.

00:31:30.000 I'm joking.

00:31:31.000 I mean, that's where Lindsay Lohan used to get it, allegedly.

00:31:34.000 Allegedly?

00:31:35.000 But no, supposedly there was a guy there with his boyfriend, and he's an actor.

00:31:42.000 And the manager came up to him and yelled at him saying, you're not allowed to kiss.

00:31:46.000 I guess they were kissing.

00:31:47.000 They had a kiss on the lips.

00:31:49.000 What?

00:31:49.000 And said, you're not allowed to do this here.

00:31:53.000 Actor claimed he was scolded for kissing his date.

00:31:57.000 Really? 1.00

00:31:58.000 In fucking L.A.? Yeah. 1.00

00:32:01.000 What?

00:32:02.000 What?

00:32:04.000 Last night, El Capadro Echo Park, I was reprimanded by a manager for kissing another man at 6.30 p.m.

00:32:09.000 in the middle of our second drink.

00:32:11.000 That's usually when the kissing starts.

00:32:12.000 What's up?

00:32:14.000 Told, uh, this is a family restaurant and we don't allow that behavior here.

00:32:18.000 We will never be back.

00:32:19.000 I encourage you all to find another place, too.

00:32:23.000 Um...

00:32:23.000 You should read what the manager said.

00:32:25.000 There's more to it.

00:32:26.000 Like, below this...

00:32:27.000 No.

00:32:27.000 No, I mean on that.

00:32:28.000 Did the manager respond?

00:32:29.000 Or is it his version of what the manager said?

00:32:31.000 It's more of what happened.

00:32:32.000 I guess they interviewed...

00:32:34.000 Other people?

00:32:36.000 No, they interviewed the guy more.

00:32:37.000 Like, that's just a tweet.

00:32:39.000 Right.

00:32:40.000 Where the heck did it go?

00:32:42.000 I mean, it's hard to say, right?

00:32:45.000 He said he threw his hands in front of us and said, I don't care if you're the President of the United States.

00:32:49.000 We don't allow your behavior here.

00:32:52.000 Since the post went viral, El Compadre said in a statement below, the now-fired manager went against the restaurant's core values.

00:32:59.000 We have been in business for almost 50 years.

00:33:01.000 We accept, appreciate, and value every customer that walks through our doors, and this behavior will never be tolerated in our establishment, the restaurant said in part on social media.

00:33:08.000 We do believe El Compadre to be a family restaurant, and coming into our restaurant is like coming into our home.

00:33:14.000 In our home, we believe in love and equality and the fact that one of our employees made someone feel unsafe is not acceptable to us.

00:33:21.000 That's a good answer. 0.98

00:33:22.000 It's kind of fucked up if that's all they did is kiss each other. 0.99

00:33:25.000 But what if they were just jacking each other off and tonguing each other down? 0.99

00:33:31.000 I mean, it is El Capadre, too. 0.98

00:33:33.000 If you know what El Capadre is, it's like one of the biggest scum holes in the world. 0.76

00:33:36.000 It's great, by the way. 0.87

00:33:37.000 We should say it's great.

00:33:38.000 And the food's awesome.

00:33:39.000 Amazing.

00:33:39.000 I love it.

00:33:40.000 I fucking love that place. 0.87

00:33:41.000 Every time I go to that place, I have a big smile. 0.98

00:33:43.000 Because half the time I was there, I was with Joey Diaz.

00:33:45.000 Because that was his spot.

00:33:46.000 He would go there.

00:33:48.000 He would start speaking Spanish to everybody.

00:33:50.000 Well, he was there for another reason.

00:33:52.000 He was there for other reasons, too.

00:33:56.000 But he was also there for the food.

00:33:57.000 The food was great.

00:33:58.000 That was the spot you would meet a lot of people after shows.

00:34:01.000 We'd go after shows.

00:34:02.000 We'd meet other comics. 0.98

00:34:03.000 The folks that were working the Laugh Factory and the Improv and shit. 0.96

00:34:06.000 It was fun, man. 0.76

00:34:07.000 That was one of the things that I miss about LA. It was like those kind of little hangouts.

00:34:11.000 Yeah.

00:34:11.000 Remember Swingers?

00:34:12.000 Oh yeah.

00:34:13.000 That was a great little spot.

00:34:14.000 Good late night food.

00:34:15.000 And there was that Mexican place on Beverly that was like that too that was open 24 hours.

00:34:20.000 Coyote?

00:34:21.000 No, no, no.

00:34:21.000 That was the one with the great margaritas.

00:34:23.000 Yeah.

00:34:23.000 That's a great spot, too.

00:34:25.000 And they closed down that one place we used to always go to in the hotel.

00:34:28.000 Oh, yeah.

00:34:29.000 In the...

00:34:30.000 What was that hotel?

00:34:31.000 Standard?

00:34:31.000 Standard, yeah.

00:34:32.000 That place was great.

00:34:34.000 You could get a real meal at, like, 1 o'clock in the morning.

00:34:37.000 Like, steak and salad, and it was great food.

00:34:40.000 That place was so weird.

00:34:41.000 I remember the first time I went there...

00:34:44.000 I don't remember what year it was, but it was early on.

00:34:46.000 I walked in there and I was in the lobby and there was a girl who was in a fish tank behind the managers and the front desk people just reading a book in her underwear.

00:34:57.000 I knew a girl that had that job. 1.00

00:35:00.000 It's the weirdest thing.

00:35:01.000 They're not supposed to interact with the people.

00:35:04.000 It's supposed to be like a voyeur type art piece.

00:35:07.000 So this girl is in her underwear and she's really cute. 1.00

00:35:10.000 And, you know, you're looking at her legs and her butt and she's just reading a book with like her feet up in the air on her stomach. 0.95

00:35:16.000 She's sitting there reading this book.

00:35:17.000 You're like, whoa, L.A. It really is like this.

00:35:22.000 When you come from somewhere else and you just get to LA and you see shit like that, you're like, oh my god, this is real. 0.95

00:35:29.000 There's been a few times where I've been in LA where I was like, oh, this is like the real Hollywood. 0.96

00:35:34.000 Yeah.

00:35:34.000 You know?

00:35:34.000 I went to a party and they had baby lions there, baby tigers.

00:35:39.000 I was like, how the fuck is this possible? 0.99

00:35:41.000 Like, where did these tigers come from? 0.99

00:35:43.000 And you would just go in this room and you were allowed to pet the tigers and stuff like that.

00:35:47.000 Yeah.

00:35:48.000 Up in those Hollywood Hills and Beverly Hills and when all those really crazy people get together, there's real...

00:35:56.000 The stuff that you hear, it's real.

00:35:58.000 That's real. 0.99

00:35:59.000 When you see those Bryan Singer parties, where he has like a hundred boys in a fucking pool with red lights and everybody's partying. 0.99

00:36:07.000 You're like, Jesus. 0.99

00:36:09.000 This is what people think of when they think of Hollywood debauchery.

00:36:14.000 Yeah.

00:36:15.000 I miss it, but I don't miss it.

00:36:16.000 I miss stuff.

00:36:18.000 I missed it, but I went through it.

00:36:19.000 I got it.

00:36:20.000 I get it.

00:36:20.000 Took it all in.

00:36:22.000 You don't want to be in the sun all day long.

00:36:25.000 Right.

00:36:26.000 Get a little sun, then go inside and cool off.

00:36:29.000 It's like you're living your whole life in LA. I think it's bad for the psyche.

00:36:33.000 There's no weather.

00:36:35.000 Everyone's trying to get famous.

00:36:36.000 And you're dealing with these strange people.

00:36:41.000 I went to this bizarre party once in the Hollywood Hills with Chappelle.

00:36:45.000 We're hanging out at the store.

00:36:47.000 And we both did sets.

00:36:49.000 And then Dave's like, you want to go to this party with me?

00:36:51.000 I go, what is it?

00:36:53.000 And he's like, it's Naomi Campbell's birthday. 0.99

00:36:55.000 And I said, oh man, I fucking hate those things. 0.99

00:36:58.000 Oh, Joe, come on. 0.99

00:37:00.000 Come with me.

00:37:01.000 Let's have a good time. 1.00

00:37:01.000 We were high as fuck, too. 1.00

00:37:03.000 And so we go up to this party. 0.99

00:37:06.000 And we get on an elevator with Demi Moore.

00:37:09.000 And we're going up the side of this hill.

00:37:12.000 They have an outdoor elevator.

00:37:14.000 Like, you're standing on this elevator.

00:37:17.000 And it takes you up.

00:37:18.000 And Demi Moore is there.

00:37:21.000 And Lenny Kravitz is there.

00:37:23.000 And Naomi Campbell.

00:37:24.000 And Naomi Campbell is posing.

00:37:25.000 And there's, like, hundreds of photographers.

00:37:27.000 Like, not hundreds.

00:37:28.000 I'm lying.

00:37:29.000 Ten.

00:37:29.000 You know, a lot.

00:37:30.000 Lights, like real ones.

00:37:33.000 And she's like posing, and she looks amazing.

00:37:36.000 And as you're going up the hill, there's a photograph of her, and it's like 30 feet tall, and it's naked.

00:37:42.000 It's a naked photograph of Naomi Campbell that they put on the side of this hill, the side of this building that's on this hill.

00:37:48.000 It's wild!

00:37:49.000 It's like a total Eyes Wide Shut party.

00:37:52.000 And we're there, and we're hanging out.

00:37:54.000 And I said to Dave, I'm like, this is crazy.

00:37:57.000 This is so bizarre.

00:37:58.000 He goes, man, I never want to be that famous. 1.00

00:38:01.000 I go, hey, motherfucker, you're the most famous person here. 1.00

00:38:03.000 Yeah, you're more famous. 1.00

00:38:04.000 And he goes, really?

00:38:05.000 I go, yeah, really.

00:38:08.000 I don't think Dave thinks about that much, which is why he could be Dave.

00:38:13.000 You know, he just exists in this, like, cool zone of just being funny and writing better stand-up and getting up there and killing.

00:38:21.000 So, like, him there, the whole thing was so odd.

00:38:25.000 I met a bunch of cool people, though.

00:38:26.000 Lenny Kravitz is very cool.

00:38:28.000 A lot of those people, when they're around other famous people, they're super normal.

00:38:32.000 They're like, oh, you're just a person who just happened to get famous. 1.00

00:38:35.000 And now you're fucked. 0.99

00:38:37.000 Because you can't really just be. 1.00

00:38:39.000 You can't just really go places.

00:38:41.000 Everybody weirds out when they see you.

00:38:42.000 So they all get together and weird out together.

00:38:48.000 You know, it's a little bit of a prison of its own.

00:38:52.000 Did you ever meet Brad Pitt?

00:38:54.000 Uh-uh.

00:38:55.000 I'd like to, though.

00:38:56.000 Yeah.

00:38:56.000 I think he's probably pretty cool.

00:38:57.000 Yeah.

00:38:58.000 By all accounts, you know?

00:39:00.000 You know he's got that thing where he can't recognize faces?

00:39:03.000 Yeah.

00:39:04.000 Isn't that bizarre?

00:39:05.000 Imagine what that is?

00:39:05.000 Like, what is that?

00:39:07.000 Imagine not even knowing you had it, just thinking you're fucked. 0.99

00:39:09.000 Like, why is everybody so friendly? 1.00

00:39:11.000 I don't even know who the fuck anybody is. 0.97

00:39:14.000 You have to recognize people by the way they move and the noises they make. 0.99

00:39:19.000 And then when everybody else starts talking about faces, you're like, what?

00:39:22.000 Faces?

00:39:22.000 You recognize faces?

00:39:23.000 Yeah.

00:39:25.000 Like, imagine when you first find out you're colorblind.

00:39:28.000 Like, little kids don't know they're colorblind.

00:39:30.000 Probably takes a while.

00:39:32.000 You know?

00:39:32.000 How would you even know?

00:39:33.000 I guess, like, someone says, pick the red one.

00:39:37.000 And you're like, hmm?

00:39:38.000 Yeah, but wouldn't the red one still be, like, what you think red is?

00:39:41.000 You know what I mean?

00:39:41.000 Right.

00:39:43.000 Well, that could be the case anyway, right?

00:39:45.000 Right.

00:39:46.000 I mean, I think you're wearing a blue space suit.

00:39:48.000 This is red, dude.

00:39:50.000 But what is blue?

00:39:51.000 My daughter brought that up the other day, which is hilarious when a 14-year-old thinks about things like that for the first time.

00:39:57.000 Deep. 0.90

00:39:57.000 Yeah, she sounds like a stoner. 0.90

00:39:59.000 She's like, okay, I have red nails, but how do I know that you see red the way I see red?

00:40:04.000 I really don't.

00:40:06.000 It's just kind of guessing.

00:40:07.000 Right.

00:40:08.000 Which makes sense, right?

00:40:09.000 Because, like, food tastes so different to other people.

00:40:13.000 Like, some people love spicy food.

00:40:15.000 Some people hate it.

00:40:16.000 Some people love, like, really rich flavors like Indian cuisine.

00:40:20.000 Some people hate it.

00:40:21.000 Like, what are they tasting?

00:40:23.000 Is it like a nose?

00:40:27.000 Like, some people's noses work better.

00:40:28.000 Some people have better eyesight.

00:40:30.000 Maybe taste buds are different, too.

00:40:32.000 Some people just get, like, this, I just want mashed potatoes and gravy.

00:40:35.000 That's all they want.

00:40:36.000 That's the only thing that tastes good to them.

00:40:38.000 There's people like that.

00:40:40.000 Baby food.

00:40:42.000 My wife's mom, you put pepper on her food. 1.00

00:40:44.000 She's like, oh, it's so spicy.

00:40:46.000 Pepper?

00:40:46.000 Yeah, everything's spicy to that lady.

00:40:49.000 She's the best.

00:40:50.000 A lady couldn't eat vegetables at the sight of anything. 1.00

00:40:52.000 It wasn't really even vegetables.

00:40:53.000 It was any other food besides mashed potatoes and cheese.

00:40:57.000 She started vomiting, dry heaving.

00:41:00.000 She had to eat in the other room from her husband. 0.61

00:41:02.000 Couldn't even look at his food on his plate.

00:41:04.000 Wow.

00:41:05.000 They watch, like, please try.

00:41:07.000 Come on, honey, try. 0.99

00:41:08.000 Like, this is like steak. 1.00

00:41:10.000 You gotta wonder if, like, maybe someone fucked with her when she was a kid. 1.00

00:41:14.000 You know? 0.99

00:41:15.000 Like, tried to get her to eat a bunch of stuff she didn't want to eat.

00:41:17.000 Like, Eddie Bravo had this bizarre thing about onions. 0.99

00:41:21.000 He fucking hated onions. 1.00

00:41:23.000 You have onions anywhere near him, he gets, fucking, I hate onions. 1.00

00:41:26.000 And I got to it, like, one day, like, what is this onion thing? 0.98

00:41:29.000 It's like, my father used to make me eat, like, everything, like, on my plate, and it was, like, onions.

00:41:33.000 I hated onions. 0.97

00:41:33.000 He made me eat them, and now I fucking can't stand them. 0.97

00:41:37.000 You could ruin a kid that way, you know? 0.99

00:41:40.000 Is there any food that you can't stand, like, you want to even try?

00:41:44.000 No, I have a pretty wide palate.

00:41:45.000 I like food.

00:41:46.000 I mean, there's food that doesn't agree with me.

00:41:49.000 Right.

00:41:49.000 But I love it.

00:41:50.000 Right.

00:41:51.000 Like pasta.

00:41:52.000 That's the big one.

00:41:53.000 Pasta does not agree.

00:41:54.000 I get a fat gut and I get distended.

00:41:57.000 I just look bloated.

00:41:59.000 I feel terrible.

00:42:00.000 But I love it when it's going down the hatch.

00:42:02.000 You always had that?

00:42:03.000 No.

00:42:04.000 I don't know.

00:42:05.000 Because I think I... I've always been a glutton, which is a problem.

00:42:10.000 It's not like I'm eating a little bit of pasta.

00:42:12.000 I have a problem with eating.

00:42:14.000 I've been trying to stop now.

00:42:17.000 I'm like, I'm not hungry anymore.

00:42:19.000 Stop eating.

00:42:19.000 But before, I would just keep going.

00:42:22.000 I wanted to be like, ugh.

00:42:24.000 That's what I wanted to feel.

00:42:25.000 I wanted to feel, ugh. 0.99

00:42:26.000 Just fucking stuffed which is a dumb thing you really shouldn't ever be that unless you're this is the only time you get to eat You know because you're a hunter-gatherer and they're like finally we found food I haven't eaten in days You're really not supposed to be stuffed Yeah, 0.99

00:42:42.000 and I think, at least I grew up always thinking you wanted to get stuff. 0.99

00:42:45.000 That's when you got to the end of eating.

00:42:47.000 You know what I mean?

00:42:48.000 Clean your plate!

00:42:49.000 Yeah, I think it's parents again.

00:42:50.000 Oh, well, they would get...

00:42:51.000 Well, you know, if you think parents grew up with parents that were in the Depression...

00:42:57.000 Which my parents grew up with my grandparents who they grew up during the depression.

00:43:02.000 Like my grandmother left like little coffee cans filled with money tucked away, squirreled away in little holes in the house.

00:43:08.000 And they found all this stuff like after she died.

00:43:11.000 They were like cleaning things up and they found like money that she had squirreled away.

00:43:15.000 Because they were always thinking that the banks were gonna fail and that they were in a real fear of starving to death. 0.98

00:43:23.000 We are so fucking spoiled. 0.84

00:43:25.000 So they went from starving and not knowing where your next meal was coming from to finally things turn around. 0.99

00:43:33.000 And then they raise kids.

00:43:34.000 And then they're raising kids that are growing up during the 60s.

00:43:38.000 And things are much, much better.

00:43:40.000 And then these kids have kids and they just do the same thing their parents taught them. 1.00

00:43:45.000 Clean your fucking plate. 1.00

00:43:46.000 You got to eat it all. 1.00

00:43:48.000 All of it.

00:43:48.000 You're not going to waste food in my house.

00:43:50.000 Like, oh, why'd you give me so much?

00:43:52.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:43:54.000 It's your fault.

00:43:55.000 But everybody was happy that they could give people their fill, you know?

00:43:59.000 It's like there was this famine mentality, and then it was replaced with this just glutton mentality for some people. 0.99

00:44:08.000 You know, and if you grow up like that, you know, it's fucking hard to kick that thing in your head. 0.97

00:44:14.000 If you have, like, Italian family, oh my god. 1.00

00:44:17.000 My grandmother would stuff you. 1.00

00:44:19.000 She would stuff you. 1.00

00:44:20.000 She was always making big plates of lasagna.

00:44:24.000 She would make pasta on the kitchen table.

00:44:26.000 It was wild to watch. 0.99

00:44:27.000 She would throw the flour on and roll the fucking dough and cut the pasta and boil it. 1.00

00:44:32.000 It was sensational. 0.99

00:44:33.000 It was the best pasta you've ever had.

00:44:35.000 She'd make her sauce from tomatoes my grandfather grew in the garden. 0.99

00:44:38.000 She didn't fuck with anything from the store. 1.00

00:44:41.000 She got the least amount of shit she could get from the store, like flour. 1.00

00:44:44.000 And she's like, probably didn't even want the flour. 1.00

00:44:47.000 And she would do everything.

00:44:49.000 Everything was homemade.

00:44:50.000 The whole thing was homemade.

00:44:51.000 It was amazing. 0.96

00:44:53.000 They would buy bread from this place that had been selling bread for like who knows how many fucking years, 100 years or something. 0.94

00:44:59.000 They would walk in their neighborhood down to this Italian bakery every day and get a loaf of bread. 0.92

00:45:05.000 That was like a thing people did.

00:45:07.000 They'd meet there. 1.00

00:45:07.000 They'd talk shit. 1.00

00:45:10.000 They all talk Italian. 1.00

00:45:11.000 They go back, bring their bread, and just dip it in the pasta sauce. 1.00

00:45:15.000 Those fucking people, man, when they finally got food, they made filling food. 0.99

00:45:20.000 The Italians in particular that came to America, their food is different than the Italians in Italy. 1.00

00:45:27.000 The things that we think of as Italian food, like spaghetti and lasagna and meatballs and stuff like that, spaghetti with red sauce, with meatballs, they don't have that over there. 0.87

00:45:35.000 Grated cheese all over it and shit. 0.77

00:45:37.000 They don't have that over there. 0.99

00:45:37.000 It's like everything over there is like the pasta is much more consumable for whatever reason. 0.99

00:45:43.000 It doesn't fuck with your digestive system because of the different wheat they use.

00:45:46.000 But also the portions are smaller and it's a long process.

00:45:50.000 You sit down for a long meal.

00:45:52.000 People are drinking wine and enjoying themselves because they didn't go to America. 0.99

00:45:59.000 They weren't the wild motherfuckers that took that trip and took a chance and went across the ocean before they invented film. 0.98

00:46:07.000 You couldn't even see a video of what America looked like back then. 0.92

00:46:11.000 When did they start coming over here?

00:46:13.000 When did Italians start making their way over here? 1.00

00:46:16.000 It was probably the end of the 19th century, if I had to guess.

00:46:21.000 My grandparents came over here in the beginning of the 20th century.

00:46:27.000 It's like, man, we're so lucky we're living now.

00:46:30.000 This is so much better time to live.

00:46:33.000 But kind of not.

00:46:35.000 You kind of want to go back to the 1900s.

00:46:37.000 I don't want to go back to that time.

00:46:39.000 I like it now.

00:46:41.000 I think I have a healthy perspective on what it's like to live in 2022. There's problems that we have that are very unique.

00:46:48.000 But I think every single generation, the generation that had the car, like all of a sudden you could drive everywhere.

00:46:56.000 The generation where they developed the printing press, like, oh my god, we're reading things?

00:47:02.000 Do you know what most books were when they first invented books?

00:47:06.000 You think of like, oh, they wrote knowledge down and this is how they, you know, wrote history and documented things for future generations.

00:47:13.000 Nope.

00:47:14.000 It's like How to Spot a Witch.

00:47:18.000 Those kind of books, they probably led to so many people killing people because they thought they were witches. 1.00

00:47:23.000 Like, it's stupid shit. 1.00

00:47:25.000 Because you think most of the people back then were not educated at all. 1.00

00:47:31.000 A lot of people probably couldn't read.

00:47:33.000 So when books finally came around and people started reading, you're dealing with people that are super unsophisticated, probably a lot of them, very superstitious.

00:47:42.000 They really believed in that kind of stuff.

00:47:47.000 I wonder if there's people against books when they came out.

00:47:50.000 They're teaching the devil!

00:47:51.000 100%.

00:47:52.000 Always.

00:47:53.000 There was definitely people that were upset about the printing press.

00:47:56.000 They thought the printing press was going to fuck everything up and that books should be written. 0.99

00:48:00.000 Like a fucking feather. 1.00

00:48:03.000 A quill. 1.00

00:48:04.000 You know, an elegant handwriting.

00:48:07.000 You could just go back and look at the way they used to write.

00:48:10.000 Where all their letters were perfect.

00:48:12.000 They were all the same height and it was beautiful to look at. 0.97

00:48:15.000 Like if you look at the way I write my notes, I fucking have deteriorated. 0.85

00:48:21.000 Like we have completely regressed. 0.99

00:48:23.000 Yeah.

00:48:23.000 They don't even teach cursive anymore in most schools.

00:48:25.000 My mom still writes me cursive letters, and I can't even, like, I've almost not been able to read half of the letter now, because I'm like, I don't remember how to read this.

00:48:33.000 Really?

00:48:34.000 Because when was the last time you read cursive?

00:48:35.000 One thing about cursive is that AI doesn't read cursive. 0.97

00:48:39.000 So if you want to talk shit on Instagram, make a post and put it in cursive, and then take a photo of that thing, and then post that. 0.98

00:48:48.000 Wow. 1.00

00:48:48.000 And that way it won't flag all your shit talking. 1.00

00:48:51.000 All the things that, like, there's certain words that get flagged, you know? 1.00

00:48:55.000 Yeah, I fuck around with AI a lot. 0.91

00:48:57.000 I use it all the time. 0.95

00:48:58.000 And you're not, you know, it flags certain things.

00:49:01.000 So you have to be really creative.

00:49:02.000 Instead of, like, a woman's breast, you got to be, like, you know, Victoria's Secret. 0.86

00:49:07.000 You have to, like, use all these words that, like, try to get her to have good boobs and stuff. 1.00

00:49:11.000 But then how do they do all those dirty ones? 1.00

00:49:13.000 Like, I've seen Joey Diaz with giant...

00:49:14.000 Yeah, well, there's a few that allow you to do dirty ones, but they're not usually as good as the legit ones.

00:49:22.000 The one I use, I pay like 30 bucks a month for.

00:49:25.000 Really?

00:49:26.000 That's more than Netflix, isn't it?

00:49:27.000 Yeah, but it's so much more fun.

00:49:31.000 It's addicting.

00:49:31.000 I'll just sit there and spend hours trying to make AI to make the perfect poster or something like that.

00:49:38.000 It's perfect for posters.

00:49:39.000 The illustrators are getting very upset.

00:49:41.000 People are very upset.

00:49:42.000 There's a guy who just made a children's book, and all the illustrations have been generated with AI, and people are super upset with him.

00:49:50.000 I was just looking.

00:49:51.000 There's a new game that Justin Roiland made.

00:49:53.000 It's awesome.

00:49:54.000 I'm trying to read if he used AI art or what exactly this says.

00:50:00.000 And people are mad at him?

00:50:01.000 I don't know.

00:50:03.000 AI art?

00:50:04.000 Yeah, I've seen this game, but I didn't know it had anything to do with AI art.

00:50:07.000 It's something high, right?

00:50:09.000 It says, used controversial AI art for new shooters, let's say.

00:50:12.000 Isn't it interesting that it's all computer-generated images anyway, right?

00:50:17.000 It's not like people are...

00:50:18.000 Rick and Morty creator.

00:50:20.000 Oh! 0.60

00:50:21.000 This game is badass, man.

00:50:23.000 Look how dope it looks.

00:50:24.000 Rick and Mortar Creator use controversial AI art.

00:50:28.000 Voice acting in New Shooter.

00:50:30.000 Oh, and voice acting.

00:50:32.000 AI voice acting.

00:50:34.000 It's a machine learning algorithm to create poster art and even a vocal performance.

00:50:38.000 Well, listen, why is that bad?

00:50:41.000 I don't understand how that's bad.

00:50:43.000 Yeah, I don't either.

00:50:44.000 This idea that you're putting people out of work?

00:50:47.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:50:48.000 But that's also the case with autonomous trucks.

00:50:53.000 Should we not have autonomous trucks that never crash, or should we let truckers get high on meth and drive across the country?

00:50:59.000 Which they don't anymore, I should just say.

00:51:01.000 They actually limit the amount of time that they're allowed to be behind the wheel, where they used to just fucking meth up and let's go, and they make it across the whole country in a day.

00:51:10.000 They're not allowed to do that anymore.

00:51:13.000 I see why artists are pissed, though.

00:51:15.000 Not because they're going to lose their job, which they definitely are, because it's amazing about AI. But AI takes from other artists, like a style of an artist.

00:51:23.000 So you can see other people's work in the AI. AI is using their kind of style.

00:51:30.000 So I see that.

00:51:30.000 It's kind of like...

00:51:32.000 Copying and just changing little things.

00:51:33.000 I posted some of that the other day from Alex Gray.

00:51:36.000 Oh, yeah.

00:51:37.000 Look, I love dearly.

00:51:38.000 I've had Alex on the podcast before.

00:51:39.000 I think his art is amazing.

00:51:40.000 But this stuff is incredible.

00:51:42.000 Yeah, look at that.

00:51:43.000 Go one more to the right of that.

00:51:46.000 Look at that. 0.93

00:51:47.000 These are insane, man.

00:51:49.000 This is insane.

00:51:50.000 Look how gorgeous that is.

00:51:52.000 And that's done in Alex Gray's style.

00:51:56.000 And a lot of people don't like it.

00:51:57.000 They're upset with it.

00:51:58.000 Look at that.

00:51:59.000 Come on, man.

00:51:59.000 It's amazing.

00:52:00.000 That's fucking beautiful. 0.98

00:52:01.000 Even how like one eye is different than the other eye. 0.99

00:52:04.000 One eye is kind of droopy.

00:52:05.000 Look at that.

00:52:05.000 That is amazing.

00:52:07.000 Anyone that says that's not beautiful because it wasn't totally done by the hand of a man or a woman or a non-binary person?

00:52:14.000 Look at that.

00:52:15.000 That's incredible, man.

00:52:16.000 Look at this, where the skulls go into the mushroom.

00:52:19.000 I'm sorry. 0.99

00:52:20.000 That is fucking beautiful. 0.95

00:52:22.000 And it is created by a person because a person had to program this thing. 0.98

00:52:26.000 Is it the same?

00:52:27.000 Do I value it the same?

00:52:28.000 No.

00:52:29.000 Because what I value from a piece of art is that someone created it.

00:52:33.000 There's a thing about it, but it's a different thing.

00:52:35.000 I still think that's beautiful.

00:52:37.000 When I see a video game that uses that new Unreal Engine that's incredible, I don't get upset that someone didn't paint that.

00:52:50.000 I don't get upset that someone didn't create the textures all on their own.

00:52:53.000 I just look at it and say, that's beautiful.

00:52:55.000 But is it the same as someone doing an amazing animation that they drew by hand, like the old Mickey Mouse days?

00:53:01.000 No.

00:53:02.000 No, those are different things, but just because someone can do it better now with technology doesn't mean it's bad. 1.00

00:53:08.000 Fuck AI art. 0.99

00:53:10.000 Okay, but isn't it gorgeous? 1.00

00:53:14.000 I get what people are saying, that you're taking someone's style, but I think human beings are still going to make the distinction of something being gorgeous.

00:53:24.000 Like, that a person makes.

00:53:27.000 Like, a person does it with their hand.

00:53:29.000 They're gonna like that more, always.

00:53:31.000 I just did Joe Rogan in the style of Alex Gray.

00:53:33.000 That quickly?

00:53:38.000 There's a voice changer that I've used to make my voice sound like yours.

00:53:42.000 Have you seen that yet?

00:53:44.000 It's pretty good.

00:53:45.000 I saw one where they had me doing a podcast with Steve Jobs.

00:53:49.000 It's crazy.

00:53:49.000 It is so crazy.

00:53:50.000 And it's just a matter of time before that's just available to everyone.

00:53:56.000 Everyone uses it.

00:53:58.000 You like a girl. 0.94

00:54:00.000 You have a video where she says, Brian, I love you.

00:54:03.000 And you send it to her. 1.00

00:54:04.000 And she's like, what the fuck? 0.99

00:54:05.000 I never said this. 1.00

00:54:08.000 You know?

00:54:10.000 What is this?

00:54:11.000 Is this fake?

00:54:12.000 In contemporary terms, it is not.

00:54:14.000 What if I were to tell you that I'm not even a human being?

00:54:18.000 Would you believe me?

00:54:20.000 What is your perception of reality?

00:54:24.000 Is it the ability to capture, process and make sense of the information our senses receive?

00:54:31.000 If you can see, hear, taste or smell something, Does that make it real?

00:54:38.000 Oh my god, this is incredible.

00:54:40.000 So this guy is this bald dude who's a white guy on the bottom.

00:54:47.000 And there's a Morgan Freeman that's artificially generated that's above him that's saying the words that he's saying in Morgan Freeman's voice.

00:54:55.000 And it looks flawless.

00:54:57.000 In real time.

00:54:58.000 He's talking in real time.

00:54:59.000 Is it definitely in real time or is it edited together?

00:55:02.000 That's him right there doing it exactly.

00:55:03.000 He might have edited himself back in to make this video.

00:55:06.000 Right.

00:55:07.000 But he was recording his voice probably in real time.

00:55:09.000 Yeah.

00:55:09.000 And then it's generating that in real time.

00:55:11.000 But he might have done a little bit of extra work to make this all happen and make it look so unbelievable.

00:55:15.000 But as processing power gets better, the fact that they can do that in real time, it just shows you how amazing the processing power is.

00:55:22.000 Like, if it gets better and better than that...

00:55:26.000 They'll be able to not just do a person's face with a black background, but like a complex imagery in the background.

00:55:32.000 Like that person could be on the moon.

00:55:33.000 That person could be in Antarctica.

00:55:36.000 And then you mix robot with that realistic robot.

00:55:39.000 So like the robot that Elon's making.

00:55:41.000 And then you put like a fake skin on him.

00:55:42.000 And then real time, that could be a robot Joe Rogan.

00:55:45.000 And voice-wise, that's coming for sure.

00:55:48.000 For sure, everyone's going to have Scarlett Johansson in their house. 1.00

00:55:53.000 Their maid is going to be a robot that looks like... 1.00

00:55:56.000 What's that lady from Modern Family? 1.00

00:55:58.000 Bombshell lady? 1.00

00:55:59.000 Sofia Vergara.

00:56:00.000 Sofia Vergara.

00:56:01.000 You're going to have Sofia Vergara cooking food in your house and greeting everybody at the front door. 0.99

00:56:06.000 And you're like, what?

00:56:07.000 There's like three of her in your house? 0.99

00:56:09.000 What's going on?

00:56:10.000 If you go to Bill Gates' house, there's just all these super hot robots.

00:56:14.000 All with rusted crotches.

00:56:23.000 That's the first thing.

00:56:24.000 In the old cars, the brakes didn't work that good.

00:56:29.000 These robots, they rust up.

00:56:34.000 You can't come in them. 0.96

00:56:36.000 You can have sex with them, but you gotta pull out because something happens. 0.99

00:56:39.000 There's a lot of corrosive aspects to you, Jizz. 1.00

00:56:42.000 Does your robot have Crust Roch?

00:56:44.000 Crust Roch.

00:56:46.000 Crotch Roch.

00:56:48.000 I knew what you were saying, but...

00:56:51.000 Crust Roch should be the name of your band.

00:56:55.000 Crust Roch.

00:56:58.000 Dude, you see Crest Rodge last night? 1.00

00:57:00.000 Bro, they fucking slayed. 0.99

00:57:02.000 They'd be one of them hardcore bands who, like, fucking jumps around, just leaps into the audience. 1.00

00:57:07.000 Boy, that's some shit that I've never experienced live. 0.99

00:57:10.000 Like, those hardcore bands, like the Cro-Mags or something. 1.00

00:57:13.000 I've never experienced that live. 0.99

00:57:14.000 Like, it must be insane when they're just fucking screaming and just jumping into the audience and shit. 1.00

00:57:19.000 Being in the pit or being in the mosh pit. 1.00

00:57:21.000 You know who loves that stuff?

00:57:22.000 Chappelle Lacey.

00:57:23.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:57:24.000 He fucking sings that shit. 1.00

00:57:25.000 Yeah, he's in a band that does that. 1.00

00:57:27.000 Yeah, Joel Berg's in it also.

00:57:29.000 And it's nonsense.

00:57:30.000 You would never think that, right?

00:57:32.000 Well, my friend Ray, who's been on the podcast before, Yoga Ray, we used to call him from Jiu Jitsu.

00:57:37.000 He was the lead singer of Youth of Today.

00:57:42.000 Is that what it was?

00:57:44.000 Youth of Today.

00:57:46.000 What is his...

00:57:47.000 He changed...

00:57:47.000 He has a yoga name now.

00:57:49.000 It's like...

00:57:50.000 I'll tell you what it is.

00:57:51.000 He's a great guy, by the way. 0.98

00:57:53.000 I fucking love him to death. 0.87

00:57:54.000 He's such a cool guy. 0.98

00:57:55.000 He's such an interesting...

00:57:56.000 He's always been an interesting guy.

00:58:00.000 But...

00:58:00.000 Okay.

00:58:01.000 I'm trying to...

00:58:02.000 Raghunath.

00:58:04.000 R-A-G-H-U-N-A-T-H. Raghunath?

00:58:08.000 Yoga.

00:58:09.000 Yeah, so that's, his name is Ray, Ray Kapo.

00:58:12.000 But we always used to call him Yoga Ray.

00:58:15.000 But anyway, Yoga Ray is like this super peaceful guy who's like this amazing yogi, teaches yoga.

00:58:19.000 He was in a hardcore band.

00:58:21.000 Like the hardest of hardcore.

00:58:23.000 Shelter?

00:58:24.000 He was in that too.

00:58:26.000 But he was in Youth of Today.

00:58:28.000 If you find Youth of Today video, find a video of their concert.

00:58:34.000 Ray Kapo, Youth of Today.

00:58:37.000 And that kind of music is like, tape your ankles up.

00:58:41.000 Did you say he was an ex-monk?

00:58:42.000 Oh yeah, he was a monk.

00:58:44.000 He's a fascinating person.

00:58:45.000 Like really, really, and he's the real deal.

00:58:47.000 That's them back then.

00:58:48.000 See if you can find a video.

00:58:50.000 What is that?

00:58:51.000 It's not going to be a very good video.

00:58:52.000 The Cher's funny story.

00:58:53.000 I think that was the story that he told from the...

00:58:55.000 Yeah, that's fine.

00:58:56.000 I think that was the story he...

00:58:58.000 Yeah, there it is.

00:58:59.000 1988. This is a terrible video.

00:59:01.000 Wow.

00:59:02.000 But let's listen to it.

00:59:03.000 Is this shelter or is this youth of...

00:59:05.000 Yeah, youth of today.

00:59:06.000 Give me some volume.

00:59:07.000 They don't have any volume. 0.96

00:59:09.000 It's going to be a shitty audience here. 0.66

00:59:10.000 Well, get it so where they're actually singing. 0.88

00:59:13.000 Push ahead here.

00:59:17.000 Look at him, just bouncing around.

00:59:20.000 This is 88, dude.

00:59:28.000 Now, would you ever imagine that this guy jumping around screaming would be a yogi?

00:59:32.000 No.

00:59:34.000 Because people are complex, Brian Redman.

00:59:36.000 There he is.

00:59:37.000 Wow.

00:59:38.000 He's a real deal.

00:59:39.000 Real deal.

00:59:40.000 Really good guy.

00:59:42.000 Sweetheart of a person.

00:59:43.000 And really good at jujitsu.

00:59:46.000 But his jiu-jitsu was very odd because he had so much leg dexterity from jiu-jitsu and he was so flexible.

00:59:52.000 His legs were all over the place.

00:59:53.000 He couldn't get past his legs.

00:59:55.000 His legs were arms.

00:59:56.000 He had extra arms. 1.00

00:59:58.000 He could just wrap you up and grab you and shit with his legs. 0.99

01:00:01.000 It's crazy how big jiu-jitsu has become. 1.00

01:00:06.000 Females are doing jiu-jitsu. 1.00

01:00:08.000 You know, Justine, she does jiu-jitsu.

01:00:10.000 Maybe that's your pathway to health.

01:00:11.000 No, I'm not.

01:00:12.000 I'm too old for that, man. 1.00

01:00:13.000 I don't want to fuck my knees already fucked up. 1.00

01:00:15.000 I don't want it. 1.00

01:00:16.000 Did you ever find out what's wrong with your knee?

01:00:18.000 That trick knee that just pops out?

01:00:20.000 Every six years it happens.

01:00:21.000 I'm not looking forward to having it again, man.

01:00:24.000 What did you get an MRI? I did all of it.

01:00:26.000 There's really nothing you can...

01:00:28.000 What did they say?

01:00:29.000 I don't remember, but it's just going to happen over and over and over again.

01:00:33.000 I probably could get some kind of surgery, but if it happens every six years, that's fine.

01:00:37.000 Maybe get some stem cells in there.

01:00:38.000 That's probably what I need to do for sure.

01:00:40.000 But you don't know what the injury is.

01:00:42.000 It's just a, what is it?

01:00:45.000 Loose cap?

01:00:46.000 Loose cap?

01:00:48.000 Maybe just your knee needs exercise. 1.00

01:00:50.000 It's like some knees over toes guy shit. 0.97

01:00:52.000 Yeah, I was supposed to go to a lot of physical therapy and build it up the knee muscle. 0.97

01:00:58.000 You were supposed to. 1.00

01:00:58.000 Fuck that shit. 1.00

01:01:00.000 Hey, physical therapy's the worst. 1.00

01:01:03.000 Well, you know, it's necessary, right?

01:01:05.000 Right.

01:01:05.000 You get an injury, they help you rehabilitate it.

01:01:08.000 I went to it once.

01:01:08.000 It's just like, alright, now sit on this bed and I just want you to bend.

01:01:12.000 We're going to do this 200 times.

01:01:14.000 Yeah.

01:01:14.000 Why am I paying for this?

01:01:15.000 No, get out of here. 0.90

01:01:16.000 Because they're trying to get you healthy, buddy.

01:01:17.000 I don't want that.

01:01:18.000 What do you want them to do?

01:01:19.000 You put electrodes on it and just zap it and make it right?

01:01:22.000 Put some stem cells in there.

01:01:26.000 How often do you work out?

01:01:27.000 I don't right now.

01:01:28.000 At all?

01:01:29.000 Zero?

01:01:29.000 Zero.

01:01:30.000 Wow.

01:01:31.000 Probably should do a little, huh?

01:01:32.000 Yeah.

01:01:33.000 Maybe just walk.

01:01:34.000 Yeah.

01:01:35.000 I mean, I'd do that.

01:01:36.000 Yeah, but like walk around your neighborhood.

01:01:37.000 Yeah, I'd do that.

01:01:38.000 Like walk the dogs and stuff like that.

01:01:39.000 There you go.

01:01:39.000 That's something.

01:01:40.000 Yeah.

01:01:40.000 That's definitely better than nothing.

01:01:42.000 Walking is one of the best ways to burn fat, too.

01:01:45.000 People go on long walks, like slow, steady walk.

01:01:49.000 Like a lot of guys that are trying to get ripped, they'll spend like an hour and a half every day just walking.

01:01:53.000 It's like a slow, fat burn.

01:01:55.000 Yeah.

01:01:57.000 Guys are trying to get ripped.

01:01:59.000 My neighborhood has bobcats in it, though, so I don't like walking my dog right now.

01:02:03.000 Oh, really?

01:02:03.000 There's a whole family, and there's four of them, five of them, and...

01:02:08.000 They probably wouldn't try to snatch your dog.

01:02:11.000 Coyotes would, though.

01:02:12.000 Yeah.

01:02:12.000 You see that video of the coyote trying to snatch that kid in Woodland Hills?

01:02:15.000 Yeah, they ended up finding it and killing it. 0.99

01:02:17.000 That poor little baby has to get rabies shots and shit like that. 1.00

01:02:20.000 Yeah, it's horrible. 0.99

01:02:21.000 Yeah, because she actually got bit.

01:02:23.000 Mm-hmm.

01:02:25.000 It probably didn't have rabies, though.

01:02:27.000 It was just acting like a predator.

01:02:29.000 You see the raccoon?

01:02:30.000 Same thing.

01:02:31.000 That raccoon probably did have rabies.

01:02:33.000 Yeah.

01:02:35.000 Isn't that nuts that there's a disease, just like that rage thing from Planet of the Apes, there's a disease that makes you aggressive so that you can give it to someone else.

01:02:43.000 Yeah.

01:02:44.000 Well, you bite them and then they have it.

01:02:46.000 And it's fatal to people.

01:02:48.000 Like, 99% of the time when people get rabies, they're dead.

01:02:51.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:02:51.000 If you don't get shots right after you get bitten, you're fucked. 1.00

01:02:54.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:02:54.000 Ooh, rabid raccoon found in Chartwood community of Saverna Park. 1.00

01:02:59.000 Look at that face.

01:03:03.000 Jesus. 1.00

01:03:04.000 But meanwhile, some people have them as pets, and they're cool as fuck. 1.00

01:03:07.000 Look at his little face, though. 0.99

01:03:09.000 Rackons are cool.

01:03:10.000 They are cool, but imagine if they were huge.

01:03:13.000 Imagine if a raccoon, because it's kind of like a bear.

01:03:17.000 I mean, look at that.

01:03:18.000 Go to that photo to the far left.

01:03:20.000 Now, imagine that's 1,200 pounds and running around the woods like a bear.

01:03:26.000 You know, like a big-ass coastal brown bear in Alaska. 1.00

01:03:30.000 What the fuck? 1.00

01:03:32.000 They're just as scary as a bear. 1.00

01:03:36.000 But then he's adorable!

01:03:38.000 Look at that!

01:03:39.000 He's adorable in that picture.

01:03:40.000 Are they related to bears?

01:03:42.000 That's a good question.

01:03:43.000 They look like, what is that, Asian red bear?

01:03:46.000 What's it called?

01:03:49.000 Koala?

01:03:50.000 Panda?

01:03:51.000 Yeah.

01:03:51.000 Oh, yeah.

01:03:52.000 Red panda.

01:03:53.000 Oh, there's a red panda?

01:03:54.000 Yeah.

01:03:55.000 What family of animal are they?

01:03:58.000 Red panda, real quick.

01:03:59.000 Oh, cutie. 0.99

01:04:02.000 What a little cutie. 1.00

01:04:04.000 Let's see. 0.90

01:04:05.000 Did you ever see them have sex? 0.92

01:04:06.000 I would. 0.89

01:04:07.000 Pandas?

01:04:08.000 They're ruthless. 1.00

01:04:10.000 Where do you go to get that sex shit? 1.00

01:04:12.000 Reddit. 1.00

01:04:14.000 Let's see.

01:04:14.000 What family are they in?

01:04:16.000 Oh.

01:04:17.000 What is that?

01:04:18.000 I don't know.

01:04:19.000 Would it be a genus?

01:04:20.000 Yes.

01:04:20.000 Is that what we want?

01:04:21.000 Yeah.

01:04:22.000 But why don't you just Google, are raccoons related to bears?

01:04:25.000 And it'll tell you, no, they're related to this.

01:04:27.000 They are raccoons.

01:04:29.000 Yeah.

01:04:30.000 Let's just see, are raccoons related to bears?

01:04:33.000 Wow, they only live two to three years.

01:04:35.000 That's it?

01:04:36.000 Probably rough tumble life out there eating out of garbage cans.

01:04:40.000 Raccoons and bears belong in the same clade of carnivorous mammals, but they're not small bears.

01:04:47.000 Their physique is similar to that of a bear, and they're both predators, but the similarity is only due to their adaptation to a comparable way of life.

01:04:56.000 I don't know why I struggle with comparable.

01:04:58.000 So they're in the same clade of carnivorous mammals.

01:05:02.000 Hmm.

01:05:02.000 What's the closest relative to a raccoon?

01:05:04.000 A red panda is considered a distant cousin.

01:05:08.000 Ah, look at that!

01:05:09.000 See what it says, what's the closest relative?

01:05:12.000 Ring-tailed cats.

01:05:14.000 Oh, I saw one of those the other day in Texas.

01:05:16.000 They're cool looking, man.

01:05:18.000 I was running across the road.

01:05:19.000 I'm like, wow, look at that. 0.99

01:05:21.000 Animals are fucking cool, man. 1.00

01:05:23.000 It's cool to be around them and see them and shit. 1.00

01:05:26.000 Except bunny rabbits. 1.00

01:05:28.000 I fucking hate bunny rabbits. 0.99

01:05:29.000 How was Avatar? 1.00

01:05:30.000 You said it was good.

01:05:32.000 Why are all these people saying it's bad?

01:05:33.000 They have bad taste and like weird stuff.

01:05:36.000 I have a friend that works in Hollywood.

01:05:39.000 He does CGI for movies and stuff like that.

01:05:43.000 And he got to see an early screening of it.

01:05:45.000 And he said the audience he was with, everyone was bored out of their mind.

01:05:48.000 People were walking out.

01:05:49.000 He said he hated it. 1.00

01:05:51.000 And I was like, what the fuck? 0.99

01:05:52.000 And then another friend of mine has seen it twice. 0.99

01:05:54.000 And he's like, this is great.

01:05:56.000 I don't know what to believe now.

01:05:58.000 Was your friend in Hollywood that hated it?

01:06:00.000 Yeah.

01:06:03.000 Right.

01:06:03.000 There's some things you're supposed to hate.

01:06:05.000 Yeah.

01:06:06.000 You know?

01:06:07.000 I just want to see it.

01:06:08.000 But it sucks I have to go to the movie theater because I have to see the 3D on that one, right?

01:06:12.000 I don't think so.

01:06:13.000 I don't think you have to.

01:06:14.000 Yeah, you do.

01:06:15.000 Why would you not?

01:06:16.000 Remember how good the 3D was, though?

01:06:18.000 That's what half of it is.

01:06:19.000 It's a 3D experience.

01:06:20.000 Otherwise, you're just watching stuff happen.

01:06:23.000 The story is not good enough without 3D. It was like the first one.

01:06:27.000 It was a pretty vanilla story.

01:06:29.000 I love the first story, though. 0.98

01:06:31.000 It had a bunch of cool shit to see. 0.55

01:06:31.000 I mean, it was definitely a derivative story, right? 0.55

01:06:35.000 It was like Pocahontas, they called it.

01:06:36.000 There's just multiple times in the movie I'm watching and I'm like, I can't believe all of this is fake.

01:06:42.000 This is all CGI. None of this was real.

01:06:44.000 In the new one?

01:06:44.000 Yeah, just like, they didn't go to a planet and film it in water.

01:06:48.000 It's like, this is all fake shit. 0.98

01:06:50.000 Now, did you see it in like 4D or any of the crazy stuff? 0.99

01:06:52.000 No, I saw that there's like a MX4D thing and there is a 48 frames per second version, like a high speed.

01:06:57.000 Ooh, what?

01:06:58.000 I don't know what makes that different.

01:06:59.000 I don't know if they're even showing that in Austin.

01:07:01.000 In LA I looked, you can definitely see that multiple places in LA. Wow.

01:07:05.000 They did film a lot of it underwater because they said Kate Winslet held her breath for seven minutes.

01:07:12.000 How is that possible?

01:07:13.000 She's really good at holding her breath.

01:07:15.000 I think it's a mental thing.

01:07:16.000 I think, you know, my friend Remy Warren, he did the show a while back.

01:07:23.000 It was called Apex Predator.

01:07:25.000 And he would learn about all these different predators and what skill set they used to try to hunt their prey.

01:07:33.000 And in one of them, they were doing octopuses or octopi.

01:07:37.000 And they were doing some stuff in the water.

01:07:39.000 And he had to try to hold his breath for as long as he could.

01:07:42.000 And they taught him how to do it.

01:07:43.000 And the first time he did it, he did it for normal people, like two minutes.

01:07:47.000 But there's these techniques that you can use and they'll let you know that this is like a panic response.

01:07:53.000 You don't really need to come up out of the water right now.

01:07:56.000 And if you learn to stay calm, you can stay in the water far longer than you think you can.

01:08:00.000 That makes sense.

01:08:01.000 Avatar star Kate Winslet thought she died breaking Tom Cruise's record.

01:08:07.000 What?

01:08:07.000 Yeah.

01:08:08.000 And I think Sigourney Weaver did it too.

01:08:10.000 And Sigourney Weaver is in her 70s.

01:08:13.000 Seven minutes and 15 seconds.

01:08:16.000 Wow.

01:08:17.000 And Cruise's record for Mission Impossible Rogue Nation was six minutes.

01:08:23.000 Try harder, Tom.

01:08:24.000 Wow.

01:08:25.000 She had a video of her surfacing saying, am I dead, have I died?

01:08:29.000 And then going, what was my time?

01:08:31.000 She shared.

01:08:32.000 She said I couldn't believe it.

01:08:33.000 That's awesome.

01:08:34.000 I wonder if you had a clock down there, you could do it longer.

01:08:37.000 Why did she have to do it though?

01:08:38.000 Just for the special effect of her like floating or something like that?

01:08:40.000 I don't think there's a special effect.

01:08:42.000 I think there's a lot of times where they're filming stuff actually underwater.

01:08:45.000 And the more time you could hold your breath, the more time you could be underwater.

01:08:49.000 So she's doing this.

01:08:50.000 So she's doing stuff where she's actually underwater.

01:08:54.000 Wow.

01:08:55.000 That's cool.

01:08:56.000 But whatever character she is, it doesn't look like Kate Winslet.

01:08:59.000 I couldn't tell that was her. 0.98

01:09:01.000 I had to look afterwards and be like, holy shit, Kate Winslet. 0.99

01:09:02.000 Oh, really? 0.99

01:09:03.000 I mean, I guess if you're looking real hard, you can tell.

01:09:05.000 But is she like an avatar creature?

01:09:07.000 Oh, that's interesting.

01:09:10.000 So they did with Sigourney Weaver.

01:09:12.000 This is almost, which, spoiler alert, this isn't a spoiler.

01:09:14.000 It's like all avatars.

01:09:15.000 There's very few humans in the movie.

01:09:17.000 But isn't the bad guy back?

01:09:20.000 How do they get him back?

01:09:21.000 I'm not talking about that.

01:09:22.000 Okay.

01:09:22.000 See the movie.

01:09:23.000 Is Fleshlight making a new Avatar Fleshlight?

01:09:27.000 Remember the Avatar Fleshlight?

01:09:28.000 That was my favorite.

01:09:30.000 So Avatar was 2009. Think about how much better the CGI has gotten.

01:09:34.000 And Avatar 1 was fucking dope. 0.99

01:09:36.000 Yeah. 0.98

01:09:37.000 But how much better is the CGI now?

01:09:39.000 I want to see it.

01:09:40.000 I want to see it this weekend maybe.

01:09:42.000 You're going to have to just buckle up and go to the movies.

01:09:45.000 Did you go to IMAX? Yeah, it wasn't technically an IMAX screen, but I've looked around Austin.

01:09:49.000 There's not...

01:09:50.000 There is one I've seen, which is like on the Texas Campus Theater.

01:09:54.000 It is like a legit, gigantic, huge, real IMAX screen.

01:09:57.000 But the rest of it, it's tough.

01:10:00.000 Yeah, I live next to one of those XD ones where the whole... 1.00

01:10:04.000 Things moving and shit. 0.84

01:10:06.000 I'll never do that again. 0.99

01:10:07.000 Haptic feedback?

01:10:08.000 Yeah. 0.97

01:10:08.000 After a while, it was so fucking annoying. 0.97

01:10:10.000 You're just like, stop. 0.85

01:10:11.000 And then it's scary, too, because if something pops out, the whole seat is going to go boom like that.

01:10:18.000 It almost gives you a heart attack.

01:10:20.000 You think you just got hit by something. 0.96

01:10:22.000 Imagine if you were doing that, but you were doing that for like some kind of fucking crazy racing movie and the seats go side to side when you're doing it. 0.95

01:10:32.000 That's how it was. 1.00

01:10:33.000 I saw that stupid Lightyear movie. 0.99

01:10:37.000 And so during flying things and stuff like that. 0.99

01:10:39.000 What is Lightyear?

01:10:40.000 The Pixar movie, the one with Buzz Lightyear.

01:10:44.000 Oh, that's the one where they replaced Tim Allen because he believes in Jesus.

01:10:49.000 Why'd they get rid of Tim Allen?

01:10:51.000 That is the weirdest thing that they did that.

01:10:53.000 Why did they do that?

01:10:54.000 They did it because of his political beliefs?

01:10:56.000 I think they did it for the price.

01:10:58.000 Oh! 0.60

01:10:59.000 Clever, Brian.

01:11:00.000 Yeah.

01:11:01.000 Oh, you might be right.

01:11:02.000 Yeah, right?

01:11:03.000 What a good way to force him out and get a little money on the budget.

01:11:06.000 Yeah, and it's not like...

01:11:07.000 I mean, he played a younger version or a different version of him.

01:11:11.000 You know, like where Tim Allen played the toy of...

01:11:25.000 I mean, also with this Morgan Freeman thing, I wonder if they could do the Tim Allen thing with that.

01:11:33.000 They don't even need you anymore.

01:11:35.000 Oh, that's what I told you.

01:11:36.000 They did that with Bruce Willis because he lost a way to can't talk.

01:11:40.000 Right.

01:11:40.000 So they've deepfaked him into at least one commercial so far.

01:11:43.000 Oh, yeah.

01:11:43.000 He signed off all his likes and stuff.

01:11:45.000 That's crazy.

01:11:46.000 He can't talk. 1.00

01:11:47.000 Fuck. 1.00

01:11:47.000 How do we fix Bruce Willis? 1.00

01:11:49.000 I know.

01:11:50.000 I used to love that dude from Moonlighting.

01:11:52.000 I loved that show.

01:11:53.000 Oh, Moonlighting and Die Hard.

01:11:54.000 That was back in the day when you couldn't record things.

01:11:56.000 You had to be there when it happened, whatever night it was on.

01:11:59.000 Yeah, this is not Bruce Willis.

01:12:03.000 See what it says?

01:12:08.000 Oh my god.

01:12:10.000 It's an authorized deepfake and this is in where?

01:12:13.000 Russian?

01:12:14.000 Yeah, it says Russian deepfake for him, yeah.

01:12:17.000 Wow.

01:12:19.000 They've been doing that with Biden for the last four months.

01:12:22.000 People thought that Trump NFT thing was fake for three days.

01:12:25.000 Oh my gosh.

01:12:26.000 No, he's really jacked like that.

01:12:28.000 Have you watched that commercial yet? 0.86

01:12:30.000 Bro, how crazy is he? 0.86

01:12:31.000 How crazy is he? 1.00

01:12:32.000 That is the funny shit. 1.00

01:12:34.000 Your favorite president, better than Washington, better than Lincoln. 1.00

01:12:38.000 Play that, because it's so ridiculous. 0.97

01:12:40.000 And this was like a big announcement. 0.96

01:12:41.000 Sold out.

01:12:43.000 It's sold out.

01:12:44.000 He's holding the Statue of Liberty torch in one of the pictures.

01:12:48.000 That makes me so sad. 0.99

01:12:51.000 Those Trumpers, man, they fucking love him like he's the Dallas Cowboys. 0.99

01:12:54.000 You know, it's like they're just loyal to the team. 0.99

01:12:58.000 It's like us against them.

01:13:00.000 That's what they've, you know, there's a certain type of person in this country that feels unrepresented, you know?

01:13:07.000 That is so funny, though.

01:13:09.000 Here's the website.

01:13:10.000 I'm trying to get to the official.

01:13:10.000 Wow, just look at it.

01:13:13.000 Whoever... 0.99

01:13:13.000 It's just ridiculous. 0.99

01:13:16.000 Play it. 0.97

01:13:17.000 I can't believe this is real.

01:13:18.000 It's real.

01:13:21.000 Hello everyone, this is Donald Trump, hopefully your favorite president of all time, better than Lincoln, better than Washington, with an important announcement to make.

01:13:31.000 I'm doing my first official Donald J. Trump NFT collection right here and right now.

01:13:36.000 They're called Trump Digital Trading Cards.

01:13:39.000 These cards feature some of the really incredible artwork pertaining to my life and my career.

01:13:45.000 It's been very exciting.

01:13:46.000 You can collect your Trump digital cards just like a baseball card or other collectibles.

01:13:53.000 Here's one of the best parts.

01:13:55.000 Each card comes with an automatic chance to win amazing prizes like dinner with me.

01:14:01.000 I don't know if that's an amazing prize, but it's what we have.

01:14:04.000 Or golf with you and a group of your friends at one of my beautiful golf courses and they are beautiful.

01:14:10.000 I'm also doing Zoom calls, a one-on-one meeting, autographing memorabilia, and so much more.

01:14:17.000 We're doing a lot.

01:14:18.000 My official Trump digital trading cards are $99, which doesn't sound like very much for what you're getting.

01:14:25.000 Buy one and you will join a very exclusive community.

01:14:28.000 It's my community, and I think it's something you're going to like, and you're going to like it a lot.

01:14:33.000 They also make perfect gifts.

01:14:35.000 So you can buy them with your credit card or crypto.

01:14:38.000 All you need is an email address.

01:14:41.000 Go to collecttrumpcards.com.

01:14:43.000 Okay, okay, okay, I get it.

01:14:45.000 If you bought 45 of them, you got invited to dinner.

01:14:47.000 Just imagine saying that.

01:14:50.000 You bought 45 of them?

01:14:51.000 That's all it takes to go to dinner with them?

01:14:52.000 Yeah.

01:14:53.000 Or you just got to know Kanye.

01:14:54.000 Max was $100 you could buy.

01:14:56.000 $45,000?

01:14:57.000 Yep.

01:14:58.000 Or no, $4,500.

01:15:00.000 Oh, man.

01:15:00.000 Dinner?

01:15:01.000 Yeah.

01:15:01.000 I would have done that.

01:15:02.000 It was like a big dinner.

01:15:03.000 It wasn't a personal dinner.

01:15:05.000 It was a big celebration.

01:15:06.000 I don't know.

01:15:07.000 Yeah, he's at a table behind a bulletproof glass.

01:15:10.000 Right.

01:15:10.000 I'm the best.

01:15:11.000 Your favorite dinner guest of all time.

01:15:14.000 It's just like an Applebee's.

01:15:18.000 You buy 45, you're guaranteed a ticket to dinner with the president.

01:15:21.000 What?

01:15:22.000 Oh my god.

01:15:23.000 You're guaranteed a ticket to dinner with the president.

01:15:25.000 Oh my god, can you look at the fine print?

01:15:26.000 Does it say, like, you'll be with, you know...

01:15:29.000 What if your next con...

01:15:30.000 Yeah.

01:15:31.000 Yeah.

01:15:32.000 It's a virtual dinner.

01:15:33.000 Yeah.

01:15:34.000 It's a Zoom dinner. 0.99

01:15:36.000 He's eating Kentucky Fried Chicken on his plane.

01:15:38.000 Right.

01:15:39.000 I like how you're going to be in an exclusive club and they show a helicopter.

01:15:43.000 Meanwhile, you just have an email with a photo in it.

01:15:46.000 This is my helicopter.

01:15:48.000 It's the best helicopter.

01:15:50.000 No one's had a better helicopter.

01:15:52.000 Better than Lincoln's.

01:15:53.000 Lincoln didn't have a helicopter. 1.00

01:15:54.000 Lincoln had a stupid fucking horse. 1.00

01:15:57.000 Why did he also say that? 1.00

01:15:59.000 Better than Lincoln?

01:16:00.000 Definitely better than Washington.

01:16:01.000 Listen, man, he's leaning all in.

01:16:03.000 He's going full pro wrestling.

01:16:05.000 Half of me wants to see that happen again.

01:16:07.000 It's going to happen.

01:16:08.000 You think?

01:16:09.000 Yeah, so once they put him in jail, it's going to happen.

01:16:11.000 And it looks like Biden's going to run against him, as they've been saying.

01:16:15.000 It's crazy.

01:16:16.000 When and where is this Mar-a-Lago cocktail hour?

01:16:20.000 The location will be at one hour. 0.99

01:16:22.000 They fucking gun everyone in the room down. 0.98

01:16:25.000 We will give you at least 30 days notice to plan your trip. 0.99

01:16:28.000 All costs and expenses associated with live events made available to digital trading cards owners, including, but not limited to, all federal, state, and local taxes, air and ground, transportation, activities, airline, luggage, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

01:16:40.000 Black tie is optional.

01:16:42.000 Optional.

01:16:42.000 You can wear a red tie.

01:16:43.000 It would be in South Florida.

01:16:45.000 South Florida.

01:16:46.000 We will give you at least 30 days notice to plan your trip.

01:16:48.000 All costs and expenses associated with the live event.

01:16:51.000 But not limited to.

01:16:53.000 Oh, so they pay for everything.

01:16:54.000 They fly you in.

01:16:55.000 They pay for everything.

01:16:55.000 You don't have to tip anybody.

01:16:57.000 You get upgrades.

01:16:58.000 Doesn't it say that?

01:17:00.000 All costs and expenses.

01:17:01.000 But not limited to.

01:17:03.000 Available to, but not limited to.

01:17:05.000 All federal.

01:17:05.000 Yeah.

01:17:06.000 I think they pay all your taxes on it.

01:17:08.000 They're the sole and exclusive responsibility of those that attend the gala.

01:17:11.000 Wait.

01:17:12.000 Hold on.

01:17:13.000 Hold on.

01:17:14.000 Travel expenses are the sole and exclusive responsibility of those that attend...

01:17:19.000 Oh, so there's a MISC... Miscellaneous.

01:17:22.000 I confuse the period in miscellaneous because they didn't say miscellaneous.

01:17:26.000 They just said misc with a period at the end of it.

01:17:28.000 Okay.

01:17:28.000 Let's read that again.

01:17:29.000 It says, So it's the opposite of what I thought it was.

01:17:52.000 You have to pay for everything.

01:17:55.000 So you have to pay taxes, you have to pay for your transportation, you have to pay for tips, airline, luggage, incidentals, upgrade, everything.

01:18:02.000 Insurance.

01:18:03.000 Okay.

01:18:03.000 When is the Zoom call?

01:18:05.000 How do we get involved?

01:18:07.000 You know he's got regular sized hands.

01:18:09.000 Does he?

01:18:10.000 Yeah, shook his hand.

01:18:11.000 Really?

01:18:12.000 He came to the UFC. He was behind us and came up to us, put his hand on my shoulder, and I looked up and it's fucking Donald Trump. 1.00

01:18:19.000 No. 0.98

01:18:19.000 Pulled my head out and I think this is nice to meet you. 0.98

01:18:21.000 Shook his hand. 1.00

01:18:22.000 Regular fucking hand. 1.00

01:18:23.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:18:24.000 And he put his hands on Daniel Korman.

01:18:26.000 He's like, I would not want to fight this guy.

01:18:28.000 Would not want to fight this guy. 0.98

01:18:29.000 And Daniel's like, holy shit, it's 45. 45 and 47. Look, he's a threat to democracy. 0.98

01:18:37.000 There's a lot of threats, folks.

01:18:39.000 There's a lot wrong here.

01:18:40.000 It's not just that guy.

01:18:41.000 But if you deny the humor of what that guy is, well, you're laughing at him.

01:18:46.000 You are opening the door to chaos.

01:18:49.000 It's still funny.

01:18:50.000 You're not going to stop people from laughing at us.

01:18:53.000 You can't do that. 0.78

01:18:54.000 You can't stop people from recognizing how fucking insane it is to have an actual former president be on TV selling like Digital cartoons of himself saying they're the greatest. 0.73

01:19:04.000 They're so inexpensive for what you get. 0.96

01:19:07.000 I'm the best president.

01:19:08.000 Better than Lincoln.

01:19:09.000 I'm your favorite.

01:19:10.000 Look at these things.

01:19:12.000 He's a hunter who's built like the rock with a gun.

01:19:16.000 These are crazy.

01:19:18.000 These are so funny.

01:19:20.000 Look at the Superman one.

01:19:22.000 Super jacked.

01:19:22.000 Imagine if he got a trainer and started getting jacked.

01:19:26.000 The art style looks awesome, by the way.

01:19:28.000 It almost looks like AI, but it also looks like he just got a Fiverr.

01:19:31.000 Like, you know, that website Fiverr?

01:19:33.000 He just paid somebody five bucks to make a...

01:19:35.000 It's perfect.

01:19:37.000 It'll look good over the kitchen table.

01:19:39.000 Everybody has to say their prayers and then look to Trump for guidance before every meal.

01:19:45.000 Look at him.

01:19:47.000 He's sold out.

01:19:49.000 Imagine if he got jacked, though, and he started an Instagram page where he had a shirt off all the time, and he's like working out, you know? 1.00

01:19:57.000 Just looking swole as fuck. 0.99

01:20:00.000 What if The Rock turns Republican and starts training him? 1.00

01:20:04.000 Things go so haywire that everybody's abandoning every party.

01:20:10.000 No one knows what to do.

01:20:13.000 How old is he, though?

01:20:14.000 He's a thousand years old.

01:20:15.000 Right.

01:20:17.000 But he's got access to, like, the best medicine.

01:20:20.000 Be in a hyperbaric chamber 24 hours a day for a month, come out looking like a baby. 0.99

01:20:25.000 You know who was also ridiculous? 0.99

01:20:27.000 Rudy Giuliani. 0.98

01:20:27.000 I saw a photo of him the other day just, like, standing on a sidewalk looking at his phone. 0.98

01:20:32.000 He's wearing these pants that look like hammer pants.

01:20:34.000 They're super baggy.

01:20:35.000 And then his suit, that's a different color suit.

01:20:38.000 Like, his suit top was black and this was, like, off blue.

01:20:41.000 Like, I don't think he even knows.

01:20:42.000 I respect it.

01:20:43.000 Probably can't see anymore.

01:20:44.000 I can't see anymore. 0.99

01:20:46.000 My eyesight sucks. 0.81

01:20:47.000 The other day when I was getting ready for go to the UFC, I couldn't figure out if my shirt was black or blue. 0.98

01:20:52.000 Really?

01:20:53.000 I had to get it near the sunlight.

01:20:54.000 I had to bring it near the window so I could look at it.

01:20:57.000 I'm like, is that a dark, dark blue or is it black?

01:20:59.000 Because I know I have dark, dark blue shirts. 1.00

01:21:01.000 I don't want to be that idiot on TV with a dark blue shirt where on camera it looks dark blue, but in your fucking poorly lit closet, you can't tell if it's black or blue. 1.00

01:21:11.000 Yeah, that's part of getting old, dude. 1.00

01:21:13.000 Yeah, my eyes are fucked. 1.00

01:21:14.000 That's why old people can fuck each other. 1.00

01:21:15.000 They don't know what each other looks like. 1.00

01:21:17.000 They're like Brad Pitt.

01:21:17.000 They can't see faces.

01:21:18.000 Right.

01:21:20.000 Yeah. 0.98

01:21:21.000 I mean, old people have sex, man. 1.00

01:21:24.000 I would want my girl to be fat if I was old, though. 1.00

01:21:28.000 Why?

01:21:28.000 Because then you'd be able to feel things better.

01:21:30.000 Like, oh, it's tits. 1.00

01:21:31.000 Like an old, frail, old lady. 1.00

01:21:33.000 Oh, yeah, you don't want that. 1.00

01:21:34.000 That would suck. 0.97

01:21:36.000 Yeah, frail. 0.99

01:21:37.000 Frail people scare you when you hug them.

01:21:39.000 Yeah.

01:21:39.000 When you have a friend that's like real frail and you hug them, you're like, how you doing, man?

01:21:42.000 What's up?

01:21:43.000 And you give them a hug, like, oh, no.

01:21:44.000 You just crack their knuckle.

01:21:45.000 You okay?

01:21:47.000 Like, you're so frail.

01:21:48.000 Have you seen this new show coming out on TLC called MILF Manor? 1.00

01:21:51.000 Oh shit, I'm in. 0.82

01:21:53.000 The trailer leaves a spoiler that they don't spoil, which I think you can imagine what it is going to be. 0.99

01:21:59.000 They bang each other.

01:22:00.000 They're all guys.

01:22:01.000 These eight women get into a house, and then these eight college hunks show up is what it says, but I think the hunks are going to be their sons. 1.00

01:22:07.000 Oh no!

01:22:08.000 That's what it sounds like.

01:22:09.000 Oh, so the sons bang the other moms? 0.92

01:22:11.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:22:12.000 What if they hook their sons up? 0.97

01:22:13.000 Like, listen, this chick's a freak. 1.00

01:22:17.000 It's all the women. 1.00

01:22:18.000 Where are they?

01:22:20.000 Mexico or something.

01:22:21.000 It doesn't show any of the guys' faces, so you can't tell off the trailer, but all the moms are just like, I just want a young man. 0.99

01:22:27.000 Horny ladies who are in their 40s who know what they want and these young dudes who have dick for days. 1.00

01:22:34.000 Sounds like a party. 1.00

01:22:35.000 This show is so gross. 0.98

01:22:36.000 That would be crazy if you were there with your son. 1.00

01:22:38.000 Your son was fucking this lady that you don't like, but she's got big tits. 1.00

01:22:42.000 Do they think that, like, what are the boys going to do? 1.00

01:22:44.000 Or the sons when they go back and hang out, like, talking about each other's moms?

01:22:47.000 Yeah, are they allowed to, like, swim?

01:22:49.000 Like, what if the boys are friends? 0.99

01:22:51.000 That would be even more fucked. 0.99

01:22:54.000 It seems like they're all hanging out together. 0.99

01:22:55.000 Like, it's a real-world house.

01:22:57.000 I have an extremely high libido.

01:22:59.000 Should I just have said a high libido?

01:23:01.000 She's ready.

01:23:02.000 They're putting that scent out there.

01:23:04.000 She knows she's got like five more years of this party.

01:23:08.000 It looks like fun to see what happens if that's what it is, but I don't know what the other twist would be if it's not.

01:23:15.000 That would be weird.

01:23:16.000 Here's the thing.

01:23:16.000 Try doing this with reverse sexes.

01:23:19.000 Try doing this where there's a bunch of old divorced men in their 40s and you bring in these 19-year-old college girls. 0.58

01:23:26.000 Everybody would be so angry. 0.99

01:23:27.000 They'd be like, no fucking way. 1.00

01:23:29.000 There's no fucking way. 1.00

01:23:30.000 And then if the guys start fucking other guys' daughters... 1.00

01:23:34.000 They would fight. 1.00

01:23:35.000 They would beat the shit out of each other. 0.99

01:23:36.000 That sounds a million times better, dude. 0.99

01:23:39.000 Imagine, this is how weird the world is.

01:23:41.000 You could never have that.

01:23:42.000 You could never have, like...

01:23:43.000 Yeah, you could.

01:23:44.000 Could you?

01:23:45.000 What if the show's so popular, they're like, you have to do it the other way.

01:23:48.000 College freshman, 19 years old.

01:23:51.000 And a bunch of guys in their 50s who are ripped.

01:23:54.000 No, they're all just like slobby, you know?

01:23:57.000 Yeah, but those girls are hot. 1.00

01:23:59.000 That's part of the fun of it is the girls are hot, so the guys are into those girls. 1.00

01:24:03.000 Like, those women are in their 40s, but they're all smoke shows. 1.00

01:24:06.000 Like, look at them. 0.57

01:24:07.000 They're all banging bodies.

01:24:08.000 They're all hot.

01:24:09.000 Those guys get a couple of tequilas in them. 0.99

01:24:11.000 Let's go.

01:24:12.000 It's going to happen, right?

01:24:13.000 You know that.

01:24:14.000 And if those girls have extremely high libido... 1.00

01:24:17.000 Big old double D science-created mama-jamas popping out of their fucking shirt, and they're touching that guy's leg and he's 19. He's in a trance. 1.00

01:24:28.000 He doesn't know what's going on. 1.00

01:24:29.000 Next thing you know, his dick is hard as a crowbar, and it's time to go with this old lady. 1.00

01:24:33.000 Let's go! 1.00

01:24:35.000 But if you had that the opposite way, if you had a bunch of guys in their 50s that just take testosterone, they're all ripped, They're all fucking doing CrossFit every day and shit. 0.99

01:24:44.000 And they have a lot of money and big watches and shit. 0.99

01:24:47.000 And they're like, I got extremely high libido. 0.99

01:24:49.000 And then these girls come in and they look all innocent and giggly. 1.00

01:24:53.000 And they're cute.

01:24:54.000 Their little butts are hanging out when they jump in the pool. 1.00

01:24:56.000 We'd be like, what kind of fucking show is this? 1.00

01:24:59.000 This show's bullshit. 1.00

01:25:00.000 Pornhub? 1.00

01:25:01.000 Yeah.

01:25:02.000 Wait a second, why were all those women white? 1.00

01:25:03.000 It's everything on Pornhub. 0.89

01:25:04.000 Yes, it's everything on Pornhub.

01:25:06.000 You know what I see more of, now than anything, is what I call karma-free porn.

01:25:11.000 Here's karma-free porn. 0.96

01:25:13.000 Stepmom porn, where you don't feel bad about anybody involved, where the woman is like 45 years old, but still really hot, and then... 1.00

01:25:21.000 That's what this is. 0.91

01:25:21.000 It's almost what this is. 0.91

01:25:23.000 Soria, but what I'm saying is the woman's really hot, and the son is home for spring break, or something like that, and dad ignores the hot lady and is just working all the time. 1.00

01:25:36.000 And then she's hot as fuck, but she's a freak, and then next thing you know, he's giving her a massage, and... 1.00

01:25:43.000 That's karma free. 1.00

01:25:44.000 You don't feel bad for the woman because she wants it and she seduces the guy.

01:25:48.000 Like she seduces the college kid into doing it. 1.00

01:25:51.000 And then you don't feel bad about the dad because fuck that old rich asshole with this wife that he shouldn't have. 1.00

01:25:56.000 It's always like some geriatric man. 1.00

01:25:59.000 Well, don't you fuck my son when I'm at work. 1.00

01:26:02.000 She's like, I wouldn't. 1.00

01:26:03.000 I love you, baby.

01:26:04.000 And then as soon as he leaves, she just can't wait.

01:26:06.000 Oh my god, my neck is killing me.

01:26:08.000 Would you please rub my neck?

01:26:09.000 He's like, I don't know if my dad would be cool with that. 0.99

01:26:14.000 That's karma-free porn.

01:26:15.000 That's hilarious.

01:26:16.000 You don't feel bad about anybody involved, you know?

01:26:19.000 Because there was a time where I couldn't watch porn. 0.61

01:26:21.000 There was a time where porn got really, like, gaggy.

01:26:24.000 Really, like, where girls were crying a lot.

01:26:26.000 Like, tears run down their eyes while they're...

01:26:29.000 I'm out.

01:26:30.000 That looks crazy.

01:26:32.000 I'm not interested in that.

01:26:33.000 You know, remember that guy, Max Hardcore?

01:26:36.000 He got arrested for obscenity. 0.99

01:26:39.000 Like, his porn was so fucked up, they put him in jail. 0.99

01:26:42.000 Which is like, woo! 0.99

01:26:44.000 Like, who gets to decide that?

01:26:46.000 Like, obscenity is like, that's one of those things, like, I know it when I see it.

01:26:49.000 I can't describe it, but I know it when I see it. 0.99

01:26:53.000 They charged him in Florida, find out what that is, but he did horrible shit in those films. 0.99

01:26:58.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:26:58.000 It was like, I don't even want to describe it, but pissing in girls' assholes. 1.00

01:27:04.000 Grabbing their heads real hard. 1.00

01:27:06.000 Horrible shit. 1.00

01:27:07.000 But it was like, they all agreed to it. 1.00

01:27:09.000 They knew they were going to do it when they signed up.

01:27:11.000 They knew what he did.

01:27:12.000 But even so, who wants that?

01:27:14.000 Why are you even into that?

01:27:17.000 The stepmom thing makes sense to me.

01:27:19.000 You know?

01:27:22.000 I gotta go to the gym.

01:27:23.000 I can't really give you a massage.

01:27:25.000 Please, my back hurts so much.

01:27:27.000 My father is just, he doesn't want, he's always so tired when he comes home from the bank.

01:27:36.000 Karma-free porn.

01:27:37.000 He got arrested, he got, let's see, charged back in 1998. Trial 2002. This says he got arrested in 2005. Didn't he die?

01:27:51.000 I think he died, right?

01:27:52.000 I do not know.

01:27:53.000 He did time, though.

01:27:54.000 He did time.

01:27:55.000 Oh, there it goes.

01:27:57.000 Found guilty on all charges and sentenced to 46 months in prison.

01:28:01.000 What were the charges?

01:28:04.000 Five counts of transporting obscene matter by the use of interactive computer service and five counts of mailing obscene matter relating to five movies showing fisting, urination, and vomiting.

01:28:18.000 Fisting.

01:28:19.000 Good old fisting.

01:28:20.000 You don't see a good fisting video anymore.

01:28:22.000 The old days.

01:28:24.000 I think people just decided it's not fun.

01:28:26.000 What are we doing?

01:28:27.000 I think, you know, it's like one of those things, like the tide comes in, the tide goes out.

01:28:31.000 Things get too crazy, like, let's pull this back a little bit.

01:28:33.000 No more fisting.

01:28:34.000 But I'm sure it's fisting videos.

01:28:36.000 They're just not out everywhere.

01:28:38.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:28:38.000 It used to be a lot of that in, like, Japanese women putting octopuses in their pussy and stuff. 1.00

01:28:43.000 I think that's still around. 0.99

01:28:44.000 You think that's still around?

01:28:45.000 I haven't seen that in a while.

01:28:45.000 There's a lot of anime like that.

01:28:46.000 A lot of it was just, you know, there was some real girls stuffing squids up there, but there was a lot of it was, like, giant muscular octopuses with dicks at the end of their tentacles, and they were banging all these girls, and the girls were in ecstasy. 0.99

01:29:01.000 It was very creepy. 0.96

01:29:03.000 Like, imagine that's your thing.

01:29:04.000 God, I wish I was an octopus.

01:29:07.000 Find some lady skinny dipping. 1.00

01:29:08.000 Come here!

01:29:10.000 How do they stop that from being an AI thing?

01:29:12.000 Do you have to make it age-gated stuff?

01:29:14.000 Like, do you have to pay to be able to get into that, like, octopus porn tentacle stuff?

01:29:18.000 I want to see all of this stuff.

01:29:20.000 Because, like, you can't just have it available for everyone, like, right out of the gate.

01:29:24.000 Yeah.

01:29:25.000 It's, like, what...

01:29:28.000 Well, you know, if something's illegal to do for real, I mean, we do that with murder.

01:29:34.000 Like, you can watch CGI murder in a movie, where people get shot and killed at special effects.

01:29:40.000 It's totally illegal to murder somebody.

01:29:43.000 But you can murder someone in a movie.

01:29:44.000 But illegal sexual stuff. 1.00

01:29:50.000 Yeah, because if you started doing AI kid porn, there's no fucking way. 1.00

01:29:56.000 You could never do that. 0.99

01:29:59.000 It's tough to make that fake, I guess.

01:30:01.000 Is it?

01:30:02.000 We just saw this Morgan Freeman thing.

01:30:05.000 What can they do now?

01:30:06.000 They might be able to do that.

01:30:08.000 You know?

01:30:09.000 I guess.

01:30:10.000 Totally.

01:30:11.000 I think they could probably make almost anything now if they can make Avatar.

01:30:15.000 They can make almost anything look real.

01:30:18.000 There was something that I read.

01:30:20.000 It was an article.

01:30:20.000 I only read the headline.

01:30:21.000 They were talking about creating sex robots that are like young for pedophiles to keep them from actually trying to molest kids. 0.89

01:30:32.000 Yeah. 0.95

01:30:32.000 Did you see that? 0.95

01:30:33.000 Yeah.

01:30:33.000 That's a real thing.

01:30:36.000 That's kind of the same thing we're talking about, right?

01:30:38.000 Yeah.

01:30:40.000 But if it helps and it's not a real thing...

01:30:42.000 Right.

01:30:43.000 It's one of those things, man.

01:30:45.000 It's very messy.

01:30:47.000 If someone has that urge and doesn't do anything about it ever because their morals and their ethics prevent them from doing it...

01:30:56.000 What is that thing?

01:30:58.000 What is that urge? 0.97

01:30:59.000 That's a fucked up part of... 0.96

01:31:01.000 It's not like it's only on one person, right? 0.98

01:31:04.000 That urge exists on multiple people.

01:31:06.000 People get arrested for it all the time.

01:31:08.000 It's a horrible urge.

01:31:09.000 But where's that coming from?

01:31:12.000 And could that possibly be inside a person who never acts on it?

01:31:16.000 You get molested, then you become the molester.

01:31:19.000 It happens to some people that way, right?

01:31:21.000 Yeah.

01:31:21.000 I think that's the majority of it, right?

01:31:25.000 It's fucking horrible. 0.94

01:31:26.000 I'm not going to put this on the screen, but you're making me, reminding me of this art from the Balenciaga situation a couple weeks ago. 0.99

01:31:31.000 I told you about this, but this is like a mannequin that someone, I don't know who owns it.

01:31:38.000 This says the CEO of Balenciaga's parent company owns this art.

01:31:41.000 I just Googled the art.

01:31:43.000 But wasn't, it was the CGI of the parent company that owns it?

01:31:47.000 CEO. CEO owns it.

01:31:49.000 Like at his house?

01:31:51.000 That's what This says. 1.00

01:31:54.000 Fuckface. 1.00

01:31:54.000 Owns site that sells child sex mannequins. 1.00

01:31:57.000 With erect penises on their... 1.00

01:31:59.000 What? 1.00

01:32:00.000 What the hell? 0.96

01:32:01.000 Jesus Christ. 0.95

01:32:02.000 Wait a minute.

01:32:03.000 Why is that guy taking a photo with...

01:32:05.000 What's her face?

01:32:06.000 Salma Hayek.

01:32:08.000 I think they're married.

01:32:09.000 They're married?

01:32:11.000 What?

01:32:12.000 What?

01:32:13.000 Let me check.

01:32:16.000 Whoa.

01:32:17.000 That's insane.

01:32:19.000 Is that real?

01:32:20.000 Oh my God.

01:32:22.000 That's a different guy.

01:32:24.000 Yeah.

01:32:25.000 That's a different guy.

01:32:25.000 French businessman.

01:32:26.000 Is it a different guy?

01:32:28.000 Or is it the same guy?

01:32:29.000 That's the same guy.

01:32:30.000 Whoa. 0.99

01:32:33.000 What the hell? 0.98

01:32:34.000 Gucci. 0.99

01:32:35.000 CEO. Whoa.

01:32:37.000 French luxury group.

01:32:38.000 Now, those are for sale somewhere?

01:32:42.000 So that's what this says.

01:32:43.000 They run the site that sells them.

01:32:45.000 What is the website that's saying this?

01:32:46.000 Is this a legitimate website?

01:32:47.000 This was one of those TikTok stories that came out, but you look the stuff up and some of it is accurate.

01:32:53.000 It's like, here's Newsweek.

01:32:54.000 Who are the artists dragged into this discussion?

01:32:57.000 And so the artists, are those digital images or is that like a physical object?

01:33:03.000 The first thing it says is that this is an actual object.

01:33:05.000 This is being sold at Christie's.

01:33:06.000 What?

01:33:07.000 Christie's.com.

01:33:08.000 What?

01:33:09.000 How much?

01:33:10.000 Wait a minute, wait a minute.

01:33:10.000 This is for sale on Christie's in the auction?

01:33:13.000 I'm on Christie's.com.

01:33:14.000 Yeah, I'm not even in a deep, weird website now.

01:33:15.000 This is from 1966?

01:33:18.000 Closed 2010 is when it was sold.

01:33:20.000 That was when it was sold.

01:33:21.000 But this thing, so this object was created in 1966?

01:33:24.000 I think so. 0.99

01:33:26.000 What the fuck, man? 1.00

01:33:28.000 Or the artists were born then, is what that means, I think. 1.00

01:33:30.000 Really?

01:33:31.000 Yeah, executed in 1994. Yeah, I think that means when the artists were born.

01:33:33.000 Okay, so it was made in 1994. What the fuck, man? 0.99

01:33:38.000 Exhibited in 2006. So they call that art. 1.00

01:33:41.000 And then it was sold for $115,000.

01:33:46.000 If you're not looking at this, you probably don't...

01:33:48.000 Yeah, I'm not showing it at all.

01:33:49.000 You really don't want to look at this.

01:33:51.000 It's a little boy with his mouth is not a mouth anymore. 1.00

01:33:55.000 It's like a fuck hole. 1.00

01:33:56.000 And he has a penis, an erect penis for a nose. 1.00

01:34:00.000 And it's titled Fuck Face. 1.00

01:34:02.000 And he doesn't have pants on that he wears. 1.00

01:34:03.000 He doesn't have pants on.

01:34:04.000 And he's a tiny little baby.

01:34:05.000 He's like two or three years old.

01:34:07.000 He's got real weird art.

01:34:07.000 Other art is not as bad or strange as that, but it's very weird stuff.

01:34:12.000 Like this guy with a dick for a nose. 0.99

01:34:14.000 Decapitated head. 1.00

01:34:15.000 Yeah, but that's good.

01:34:17.000 Wow.

01:34:17.000 That's all you need.

01:34:18.000 Keep the dick hard. 1.00

01:34:19.000 What is this one? 1.00

01:34:20.000 It's so crazy.

01:34:22.000 Like, who would want to do that? 0.99

01:34:24.000 Who would want to make a decapitated head with a dick for a nose? 1.00

01:34:27.000 Like, that's what I'm on. 1.00

01:34:27.000 Show up to someone's house and that's theirs. 1.00

01:34:29.000 It's like, yeah.

01:34:31.000 Well, if they get to a point where they can genetically engineer life forms that really didn't exist before, how long before someone makes that? 1.00

01:34:39.000 Make some guy with a nose that's a dick And his mouth is right where your butthole is. 1.00

01:34:48.000 And you just ride his face. 1.00

01:34:50.000 Yeah, even as art, I can't even understand what the artist was thinking in that.

01:34:53.000 Like, you know, usually it could be like, I see what the artist was saying.

01:34:56.000 He was saying something, you know. 1.00

01:34:58.000 Yeah, what are you saying when you have a little baby with no pants on with a fuckhole for a mouth and a penis for a nose? 1.00

01:35:07.000 There's some fucked up people out there. 1.00

01:35:09.000 The thing is, like, what is that? 0.99

01:35:10.000 I don't... 0.99

01:35:13.000 So it's a blow-up doll having sex with another blow-up doll? 1.00

01:35:17.000 Oh boy. 0.99

01:35:18.000 They're showing that to kids?

01:35:21.000 Maybe that's part of the art.

01:35:23.000 I don't know. 1.00

01:35:23.000 People have always been fucked. 1.00

01:35:26.000 I don't mean like physically have like someone fucked them. 1.00

01:35:29.000 I mean people are fucked up. 1.00

01:35:30.000 They've always been fucked up. 1.00

01:35:32.000 And it that that kind of fucked up there's always been like and this is a thing because if you bring it if you bring up like elite people that are molesting children people like oh my god your tinfoil hat you're gone you're off in a conspiracy land because for most people they don't experience that there's no there's you have no reference point that sounds crazy that's not real But if you go to one of those wacky-ass parties in Hollywood, 0.99

01:35:57.000 you're like, oh my god, these places are real. 0.97

01:35:58.000 There's probably a version of that for elite pedophiles.

01:36:03.000 They have to exist.

01:36:05.000 They've always existed in the past.

01:36:07.000 Maybe they exist in other countries.

01:36:09.000 Maybe there's only a couple of them.

01:36:10.000 Maybe there's a network of them, though, because it seems like they have exposed networks of people doing stuff like that in the past.

01:36:18.000 We just don't want to admit it because it's so horrific.

01:36:20.000 So we don't want to look at it.

01:36:21.000 You don't want to say it out loud.

01:36:22.000 Because if you say it out loud, all of a sudden you're a kook and you're a conspiracy theorist. 0.98

01:36:26.000 But what if it is actually happening?

01:36:28.000 And your inability to even entertain the thought that it could be possibly happening.

01:36:35.000 And this is sort of like a groupthink thing that happens with all of us.

01:36:40.000 We don't want to entertain it.

01:36:41.000 And because we don't want to entertain it, It doesn't get brought up.

01:36:45.000 It's not like a thing that's like at the forefront of everybody's conversation until something like this Balenciaga thing happens and you hear a bunch of different versions of it like who did what?

01:36:53.000 What happened?

01:36:54.000 Well, I heard it was just a designer or I heard it was just a publicist that did that and she had some wacky shit on her site, but it had nothing to do with the company like and then there's Did you see this video? 0.95

01:37:07.000 She's the great-granddaughter of Guccio Gucci. 0.95

01:37:11.000 I think she's like the heiress.

01:37:13.000 Is that his name?

01:37:14.000 Guccio?

01:37:14.000 That's what it says.

01:37:15.000 What a great name.

01:37:16.000 She's making a bunch of claims that her family members made her do a bunch of stuff. 0.98

01:37:20.000 What kind of stuff?

01:37:21.000 Sexual stuff?

01:37:22.000 Yeah.

01:37:25.000 Sexual abuse.

01:37:27.000 Suffered at the hands of her stepfather, and no one did anything about it. 0.99

01:37:33.000 Stepfather porn. 0.99

01:37:36.000 I don't like stepfather porn. 0.99

01:37:38.000 I don't like that stuff. 0.98

01:37:41.000 I like stepmom only.

01:37:43.000 I like that 45 year old lady who lifts weights. 1.00

01:37:49.000 Big old ta-tas. 1.00

01:37:51.000 Letting everybody know she's ready to rock.

01:37:54.000 I have a very high libido.

01:38:00.000 Wearing her leopard print.

01:38:02.000 It's very different from the Gigolo show that was very popular, right?

01:38:05.000 These guys are being paid and a whole different thing.

01:38:08.000 Yeah, if you had Hooker Island, no one would be like, turn that off! 0.97

01:38:12.000 Those poor girls are sex trafficked! 1.00

01:38:15.000 But if you have Gigolo Island where a bunch of old ladies with cash go to get dicked down, everybody would be like, fuck yeah, girl. 1.00

01:38:20.000 You get yours. 0.99

01:38:22.000 You know, like Chippendale's guys. 0.99

01:38:23.000 Chippendale's guys run a train on some lady and that's what she wants and she's fucking all happy. 1.00

01:38:29.000 No one's upset. 0.99

01:38:30.000 She pays them. 0.97

01:38:31.000 Thank you.

01:38:32.000 No one's mad at that. 0.99

01:38:34.000 She's like, how do I get some of that dick? 1.00

01:38:37.000 He's like, give me a bag of money. 1.00

01:38:39.000 Get this dick. 1.00

01:38:40.000 Everybody be like, sounds like they made a deal. 1.00

01:38:47.000 Sounds like they made a solid deal.

01:38:50.000 It's interesting like what society decides is okay and is not okay too.

01:38:54.000 Like there was all these songs back when we were kids.

01:38:57.000 Like Kiss had a song called Christine 16. Remember that?

01:39:02.000 Yeah.

01:39:03.000 About a 16-year-old.

01:39:04.000 It's like, got to have her.

01:39:06.000 I've got to have her.

01:39:07.000 Remember that song?

01:39:08.000 Play that song.

01:39:09.000 Play Christine 16. And what's that other song?

01:39:11.000 She was only 17. Yeah, but she was sexy. 1.00

01:39:14.000 That's Rick James.

01:39:16.000 She was only 17. Yeah.

01:39:21.000 17, but she was sexy. 1.00

01:39:23.000 Yeah.

01:39:25.000 And there's another one.

01:39:26.000 Different world.

01:39:26.000 Different world back then.

01:39:27.000 Yeah.

01:39:29.000 There was one that was like...

01:39:29.000 Didn't Winger have a song called 17?

01:39:31.000 She's only 17. Remember that?

01:39:35.000 What's the one you want me to play?

01:39:37.000 I forgot.

01:39:38.000 16?

01:39:38.000 Christine 16. Christine 16 was like...

01:39:42.000 I was...

01:39:43.000 I definitely wasn't 16 when this came out.

01:39:45.000 I was a kid.

01:39:47.000 And we used to sing this song.

01:39:48.000 Like I was a giant Kiss fan when I was like 11, 12 years old.

01:39:52.000 Yeah, this is the song.

01:39:53.000 So this is from Love Gun.

01:39:55.000 From what year is this?

01:39:56.000 I want to say like 70... 1.00

01:40:04.000 Dude, when I was a kid, when we were in high school, this song was the shit! 1.00

01:40:09.000 You didn't think about it as, like, a statutory rape song. 1.00

01:40:15.000 She's got me dancing. 0.64

01:40:17.000 She's got me in her hands.

01:40:20.000 And there's no use in pretending.

01:40:23.000 You don't have to pretend.

01:40:24.000 She's 16. 16. 16. That's crazy.

01:40:33.000 This was not that long ago.

01:40:35.000 Keep it going.

01:40:38.000 Look at the way they're dressed, too.

01:40:41.000 She drives me crazy.

01:40:43.000 I want to give her.

01:40:45.000 Voila! 1.00

01:40:51.000 Isn't it crazy they played Vulcan?

01:40:53.000 Yeah.

01:40:54.000 Just a couple weeks ago.

01:40:57.000 I was bummed out that I wasn't in town.

01:41:00.000 I would have loved to see that.

01:41:01.000 Nick sent me a video.

01:41:02.000 It looked incredible.

01:41:03.000 Listen to this.

01:41:04.000 I saw you walking out of school that day.

01:41:10.000 I saw you walking out of school that day.

01:41:14.000 Now imagine how many girls in high school. 1.00

01:41:17.000 Keep going, Jamie.

01:41:18.000 What are you doing?

01:41:19.000 You mean how many girls in high school? 1.00

01:41:22.000 Are we in trouble?

01:41:23.000 Do we have to play?

01:41:24.000 It's fun to listen to.

01:41:26.000 Probably.

01:41:27.000 I think Spotify plays Kiss.

01:41:31.000 Come on.

01:41:34.000 Do you know a band called Love Hate?

01:41:36.000 Okay.

01:41:40.000 Oh no!

01:41:42.000 It's crazy.

01:41:43.000 What year was that?

01:41:45.000 I'm looking at a list of songs.

01:41:47.000 I'm hoping it shows up.

01:41:48.000 I bet it was about 76. If I had a guess.

01:41:54.000 I say 77. What are you saying?

01:41:56.000 Do I know 77?

01:41:58.000 What band?

01:41:58.000 Do you know a band called Love Hate?

01:41:59.000 No.

01:42:00.000 They have a song called Rock Queen.

01:42:02.000 And one of the lyrics was, Met a little girl just 13. She's a knockdown, blue-eyed slut, psycho virgin tease. 1.00

01:42:10.000 Jesus Christ. 1.00

01:42:11.000 What year is that from?

01:42:13.000 I'd say like 70s.

01:42:16.000 Last week?

01:42:17.000 Let's get it on by Marvin Gaye.

01:42:19.000 But that wasn't about someone, was it?

01:42:21.000 He's talking about a 17-year-old girl.

01:42:23.000 Does he say it in the song?

01:42:25.000 He says...

01:42:27.000 Problem is she was 17, he's twice her age.

01:42:30.000 There's nothing wrong with me loving you baby no no and giving yourself to me.

01:42:34.000 Oh boy.

01:42:34.000 Could never be wrong if the love is true.

01:42:37.000 Oh boy.

01:42:39.000 He doesn't say anything.

01:42:42.000 How do they know this?

01:42:43.000 Hold on.

01:42:44.000 Oh, no, no, no.

01:42:44.000 That's not the lyrics.

01:42:47.000 Okay, here it is.

01:42:47.000 I like to think I'm good for a surprise or two when it comes to these playlists.

01:42:50.000 Let's get it on.

01:42:51.000 Is that a surprise?

01:42:52.000 Let me explain.

01:42:53.000 Yes, I get that you sing along with this when you hear it on commercials during the old school lunch breaks and at grown and sexy social scenes, but Marvin was up to no good when he wrote it.

01:43:05.000 When he recorded it, he was dating Janice Hunter.

01:43:08.000 Okay, he was dating a girl.

01:43:10.000 Janice was 17. Got it.

01:43:12.000 Okay, but how do you know that that...

01:43:14.000 So they're not saying that he wrote that song about her.

01:43:18.000 I read it so quickly, I thought that's what I was seeing with all this.

01:43:20.000 Let me tell you something.

01:43:22.000 I doubt he was only dating Janice.

01:43:25.000 Janice! 0.98

01:43:25.000 You know, let's just... 0.98

01:43:26.000 Sorry.

01:43:28.000 I just...

01:43:28.000 I mean, let's be realistic.

01:43:29.000 He was Marvin motherfucking gay. 0.99

01:43:32.000 You know? 0.99

01:43:33.000 And back then, that guy was the man.

01:43:37.000 He probably had to fight them off.

01:43:40.000 I mean, women are probably showing up at his house every day. 1.00

01:43:42.000 He would sing about fucking. 1.00

01:43:45.000 Let's get it on. 1.00

01:43:47.000 Yeah, it's okay.

01:43:48.000 He died in Hollywood, right?

01:43:49.000 His father killed him.

01:43:51.000 Yeah, he had a jealous father. 0.67

01:43:53.000 Girl, he'll be a woman soon.

01:43:56.000 Ooh, that's another one.

01:43:58.000 You need a man.

01:43:58.000 Is that Roy Orbison?

01:44:00.000 No, no, no, no, no, no.

01:44:02.000 Roy Orbison had pretty woman. 0.98

01:44:05.000 It's Neil Diamond.

01:44:06.000 Is it?

01:44:07.000 Yeah.

01:44:08.000 Wow.

01:44:08.000 They didn't sing that version, though, in Pulp Fiction.

01:44:10.000 He didn't.

01:44:12.000 Or Joe Overkill did.

01:44:13.000 What was the other song that we were just talking about?

01:44:17.000 Marvin Gaye.

01:44:18.000 Let's get it on.

01:44:19.000 Play that.

01:44:20.000 Give me some of that. 0.99

01:44:22.000 That song's fucking amazing. 0.99

01:44:25.000 I remember reading, I dated this girl when I hear this, this is crazy. 0.99

01:44:30.000 I was really into Marvin Gaye for a while when I was like 21. And I was dating this girl when she was 25. And then I read that Marvin Gaye's dad killed him.

01:44:44.000 And I was like, fuck. 1.00

01:44:45.000 And she goes, do you know how much of a horrible person he must have been that his dad killed him? 1.00

01:44:50.000 Wow, yeah.

01:44:53.000 And I was like, what?

01:44:54.000 But see, this woman that I was dating had a great relationship with her dad.

01:44:59.000 Her dad was a great guy.

01:45:00.000 She loved her dad.

01:45:01.000 So she would never associate a father with being someone who would abuse you.

01:45:07.000 I grew up without my dad. 1.00

01:45:08.000 So for me, I was like, no, his dad was probably an asshole. 1.00

01:45:11.000 His dad was probably jealous. 1.00

01:45:12.000 His dad was probably just some terrible... 1.00

01:45:14.000 There's terrible people that fuck people and have kids. 1.00

01:45:17.000 Murderers, monsters, thieves, con artists. 1.00

01:45:20.000 They fuck people and have kids, and then they have a son. 1.00

01:45:22.000 I saw a video today of a boxing match between a father and a son. 1.00

01:45:27.000 It made me so sad.

01:45:30.000 It made me so sad.

01:45:31.000 Because there's this young kid, he looks like he's probably like 17 or 18, and the father's 42. And the father beats the shit out of him. 0.99

01:45:40.000 I mean, like, dings him in the head and keeps punching him. 0.99

01:45:44.000 I'm like, that's your son. 0.98

01:45:45.000 That's your son.

01:45:47.000 We're watching you beat your son up because I get your son probably got cocky with you but and he Celebrates after he knocks his son out.

01:45:56.000 It made me so sad Because first of all I'm like that kid has brain damage now a hundred percent Maybe it's just a little maybe he'll be fine. 0.99

01:46:03.000 Maybe he'll get over it But maybe you fucked him up that can happen too. 0.97

01:46:07.000 He might be depressed from now on after that it might fuck up his pituitary gland It happens to people and you just did that to your son You're supposed to, like, touch him up. 0.99

01:46:17.000 You're supposed to not even hurt him. 0.97

01:46:18.000 Like, slam him in the body a little bit.

01:46:20.000 Like, you think he can fight? 0.97

01:46:21.000 Okay, dude!

01:46:22.000 Okay, let's have a little boxing match. 0.98

01:46:24.000 You don't Tee off on your son's face on television.

01:46:29.000 It's crazy.

01:46:31.000 How old was the kid?

01:46:34.000 Kid looks young.

01:46:35.000 To me, he looks like, you know, he could be 20. He could be 19. He looks young.

01:46:40.000 He's real skinny.

01:46:41.000 And the father's kind of jacked.

01:46:42.000 Not too jacked, but, you know, he's fit. 1.00

01:46:45.000 And he could fucking punch. 1.00

01:46:47.000 He knows how to box. 1.00

01:46:48.000 And the son doesn't look like he has any idea what the fuck he's doing. 0.99

01:46:51.000 I don't know what the thing was. 0.99

01:46:53.000 Someone sent it to me and they were cheering that this old guy knocked his son out. 0.99

01:46:58.000 I was like, you guys are crazy. 1.00

01:47:00.000 You failed. 1.00

01:47:01.000 You failed as a man.

01:47:03.000 Yeah, this is it.

01:47:03.000 That's not exactly what was happening.

01:47:05.000 It's not?

01:47:06.000 What is it?

01:47:06.000 They're not father-son.

01:47:07.000 Oh, why does it lie?

01:47:08.000 It says father knocks out son in a celebrity boxing match.

01:47:11.000 Gotta get somebody to click on this.

01:47:13.000 This was like a YouTuber thing.

01:47:14.000 This guy's a YouTuber and he's a YouTuber. 0.98

01:47:16.000 I'm such a sucker. 0.93

01:47:18.000 They got me. 1.00

01:47:19.000 I hate that shit. 1.00

01:47:19.000 Okay, now I'm not sad anymore. 1.00

01:47:21.000 Now I'm like, fuck yeah, old guy who fucked up that young punk who's talking shit about him. 1.00

01:47:26.000 If that was actually his son, that would be the saddest shit of all time. 1.00

01:47:30.000 Because if you're a guy and you could box like that, you could punch like that, you've been boxing, right? 0.99

01:47:35.000 So you know people that have brain damage, you know the consequences of getting punched in the face.

01:47:40.000 But if it's just some cocky kid who wants to box with some dude, I'm all in.

01:47:44.000 YouTuber.

01:47:45.000 So now I'm in.

01:47:46.000 Isn't that interesting?

01:47:47.000 Just all about the relationship the two people have with each other.

01:47:51.000 I want love whenever possible. 1.00

01:47:53.000 But sometimes people talk shit. 1.00

01:47:56.000 And they need to get cracked. 1.00

01:47:57.000 See, here's the guy walking out.

01:47:58.000 He's ready to roll.

01:47:59.000 Yeah, look at him with the tie.

01:48:00.000 Oh, God.

01:48:01.000 He's 42. You know he's on testosterone.

01:48:05.000 Look at him.

01:48:05.000 But the thing is, it's like he actually knows how to box a little bit.

01:48:09.000 Like, this guy knows he's in trouble.

01:48:11.000 You can tell.

01:48:12.000 Like, from the very beginning. 0.99

01:48:12.000 He looks nervous as fuck. 0.99

01:48:14.000 And that other dude looks super confident. 0.99

01:48:16.000 That's how a lot of these have gone.

01:48:17.000 Look at this.

01:48:19.000 It says Daddy on his chest.

01:48:21.000 I guess that's probably a joke because it doesn't look like a real tattoo.

01:48:24.000 Why don't you give us the full screen so we can see it?

01:48:26.000 Dad Feels is the guy's name.

01:48:27.000 That's his name?

01:48:28.000 Yeah.

01:48:29.000 This is like his Twitch account.

01:48:30.000 So these are Twitch guys?

01:48:33.000 YouTuber, this is on his account.

01:48:34.000 It's Dad.

01:48:36.000 I like how he goes full bald too. 0.65

01:48:38.000 Bald spot, goofy hair in the front. 0.58

01:48:40.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:48:40.000 Just look stupid when you beat his ass. 1.00

01:48:42.000 Look at him dancing around. 1.00

01:48:45.000 I like it.

01:48:46.000 Look how confident he is.

01:48:48.000 But then once the fight starts, you realize why he's confident.

01:48:51.000 Because he actually knows how to box.

01:48:53.000 Just look at the body difference.

01:48:56.000 Dude's way more jacked also.

01:48:58.000 Look at that.

01:48:59.000 Oh, yes.

01:49:01.000 He can actually punch a little bit. 0.99

01:49:02.000 I mean, he definitely doesn't look like a serious boxer, but he's throwing some fucking haymakers, and he's landing them. 0.98

01:49:08.000 He's digging to the body, like right there. 0.98

01:49:11.000 That was great.

01:49:12.000 Oh! 0.60

01:49:13.000 Fight, stop the fight. 0.99

01:49:14.000 Stop it, stop it. 1.00

01:49:15.000 I mean, he got fucked up. 1.00

01:49:17.000 That other dude had no business being in there. 0.99

01:49:19.000 Now I understand why he's so happy.

01:49:20.000 That was awesome.

01:49:21.000 Okay, now it's better.

01:49:22.000 Isn't it funny how just a little bit of information, now you know more about the situation, you're like, oh, I'm all in.

01:49:29.000 Yeah, looking at that and thinking that was a real father-son, that would have freaked me out.

01:49:33.000 It made me sad.

01:49:34.000 I thought it was a real father-son. 1.00

01:49:37.000 These fucking titles should be illegal. 0.99

01:49:38.000 What is YouTube doing to stop misinformation? 0.99

01:49:42.000 What are you doing to stop misinformation?

01:49:45.000 That's real misinformation, YouTube.

01:49:48.000 But that's how we clicked on it.

01:49:49.000 It was like 42 year old guy beats up young guy.

01:49:51.000 I'm not interested. 0.99

01:49:52.000 My favorite is this old boxer and he looks like he's like fucking 65 and he's got a sweater on and he beats the shit out of this young jacked guy. 0.98

01:50:03.000 Like they start boxing and all of a sudden this guy starts bobbing his head. 0.98

01:50:06.000 You're like, oh my god, this old guy can fight.

01:50:08.000 Watch this.

01:50:08.000 Have you ever seen this one?

01:50:09.000 No.

01:50:10.000 So look at the young guy, jacked. 0.96

01:50:12.000 Heartthrob, man bun.

01:50:13.000 Look, he's got a man bun, right? 0.67

01:50:16.000 So he's smiling.

01:50:17.000 He thinks this is funny.

01:50:18.000 Okay, you want a box?

01:50:20.000 All right, bro.

01:50:21.000 So he touches gloves to this guy.

01:50:23.000 Look at the guy who has a sweater on.

01:50:24.000 But watch this.

01:50:25.000 The guy starts punching himself in the face and moving forward.

01:50:28.000 Look at this.

01:50:29.000 Look at the head movement.

01:50:30.000 The guy should be nervous right now.

01:50:32.000 Oh, wow.

01:50:33.000 Look at this old guy.

01:50:34.000 Beats the brakes off this kid. 1.00

01:50:36.000 Drops him with a fucking left haymaker. 1.00

01:50:38.000 Look at this. 1.00

01:50:39.000 Oh my god. 1.00

01:50:40.000 Holy shit. 1.00

01:50:41.000 Yeah. 0.98

01:50:42.000 And then he's like, hey, fine, [...

01:50:45.000 He puts his hands up.

01:50:46.000 Has he had enough?

01:50:48.000 It's like Rocky's coach.

01:50:50.000 What is he saying?

01:50:50.000 What language is it?

01:50:51.000 Let me hear him talk again.

01:50:52.000 Back it up a little because he's talking to those guys.

01:50:55.000 Oh, they're Italian. 0.99

01:50:57.000 Is it?

01:50:58.000 They're Italian.

01:50:58.000 Yeah.

01:50:59.000 Yeah.

01:51:05.000 Get in there, Rocky. 0.79

01:51:08.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:51:09.000 There's a lot of old men in Italy that'll punch you in the face. 1.00

01:51:11.000 Be careful. 0.87

01:51:13.000 That's awesome.

01:51:13.000 But that's better, right?

01:51:14.000 That one's even better.

01:51:15.000 Because that way the guy's older, so he's an actual grown, full man.

01:51:19.000 He's in his 30s.

01:51:20.000 He's jacked.

01:51:21.000 He's not a little kid. 0.99

01:51:23.000 And the old guy's a beast.

01:51:25.000 Just seeing him like this and then start bobbing and waving, you're like, oh no!

01:51:29.000 That's so crazy.

01:51:29.000 Oh no!

01:51:30.000 I want more of that. 0.99

01:51:31.000 If you don't know how to box and you're like, oh, and you see that guy doing that, that's a fucking terrible place to be. 0.68

01:51:37.000 And the fact that he had a man bun, too, really helped. 0.77

01:51:39.000 It helped a lot.

01:51:41.000 And he's jacked.

01:51:42.000 He's got a sleeveless shirt on.

01:51:44.000 It's showing the guns.

01:51:45.000 He gets lit up.

01:51:46.000 You guys are really hating on man buns.

01:51:48.000 Yeah.

01:51:49.000 I've been trying to get you to shave your head for years, son.

01:51:52.000 You don't do the man bun thing, do you?

01:51:53.000 He does.

01:51:53.000 Like a samurai.

01:51:54.000 Well, you don't do it on...

01:51:55.000 That's a ponytail.

01:51:57.000 Yeah, I don't do that messy bun all tied up on top.

01:52:00.000 That's a strange thing.

01:52:03.000 That's either you're a samurai or, you know, you're a male feminist. 1.00

01:52:08.000 One of the two.

01:52:09.000 You know, the first guy I ever saw have that, though, it was pretty cool.

01:52:12.000 It was Hicks and Gracie.

01:52:13.000 Hicks and Gracie did it because he was into samurais. 0.97

01:52:16.000 Like, he grew his hair out long and he had it back there like a fucking samurai back when he was the man. 0.96

01:52:23.000 There's a video. 0.97

01:52:24.000 See if you find Hickson Gracie.

01:52:27.000 Yeah, look.

01:52:28.000 So he had a man bun.

01:52:29.000 But this is when he was...

01:52:31.000 Is that Krohn?

01:52:32.000 That's Krohn.

01:52:33.000 That's his son.

01:52:35.000 That's his son there, too.

01:52:37.000 But Hickson had that way back in the day.

01:52:40.000 That's cool.

01:52:40.000 See if you can find the images of Hickson back in the day.

01:52:42.000 Hickson back in the day was a goddamn heartthrob. 0.98

01:52:44.000 Look at him there doing yoga. 0.99

01:52:45.000 Look at that.

01:52:47.000 Imagine that guy likes your lady. 1.00

01:52:48.000 You got real problems, son.

01:52:50.000 Look how beautiful he was.

01:52:52.000 No disrespect, Mr. Gracie.

01:52:54.000 Just complimentary.

01:52:56.000 He was the greatest of all time.

01:52:58.000 In his day, no one came close.

01:53:01.000 If you ask any jujitsu black belt who's the best, they all said Hickson.

01:53:05.000 Now they all say Gordon Ryan, which is true of today, but Gordon Ryan is like the modern version of Hickson, where everybody just says he's the best.

01:53:12.000 There's nobody like either one of those guys.

01:53:15.000 There's nobody like Hickson, and there's nobody like Gordon, where everybody says, that's the best.

01:53:20.000 Who was the guy that you had on your show, and I was there, and he was like a master, kind of like an older guy, and he was putting me in chokeholds and stuff.

01:53:29.000 Gene LaBelle.

01:53:29.000 Yeah, that dude.

01:53:30.000 Judo Gene LaBelle.

01:53:31.000 He passed away.

01:53:32.000 Yeah, I know.

01:53:32.000 Rest in peace.

01:53:33.000 He was the best.

01:53:34.000 He was the best.

01:53:35.000 He was such a funny guy.

01:53:36.000 And he was one of the first guys that ever entered into a mixed fight.

01:53:42.000 A fight with a karate guy.

01:53:44.000 No, he fought a boxer.

01:53:45.000 I think he did several of them.

01:53:46.000 But there's a video of him.

01:53:48.000 He's wearing his judo gi and he fights a boxer.

01:53:51.000 And just smothers his boxer and strangles him. 1.00

01:53:54.000 But it was one of the first times that you'd ever seen a mixed martial arts fight.

01:53:58.000 So he was one of the first mixed... 1.00

01:54:00.000 Mixed combat sports athletes.

01:54:02.000 And so he has this fight with a guy and he wears a judo gi.

01:54:06.000 He was a legitimate national champion in judo. 1.00

01:54:11.000 Gene LaBelle was the fucking man. 0.99

01:54:12.000 So this is like 63. And he made the boxer wear a judo gi, which is hilarious. 1.00

01:54:18.000 But it looks like the boxer has little tiny gloves on too.

01:54:21.000 It looks like he's got kind of MMA gloves.

01:54:23.000 Hmm.

01:54:24.000 Milo Savage, that's the guy he fought.

01:54:26.000 And the guy was a serious boxer, too.

01:54:27.000 You could tell just by...

01:54:28.000 No, don't go too far.

01:54:30.000 I didn't do anything.

01:54:30.000 He just did that?

01:54:31.000 Yeah.

01:54:31.000 Oh, that's cheap.

01:54:33.000 So it just shows Gene on top of him.

01:54:35.000 It doesn't show the takedown in this particular video that we're watching.

01:54:37.000 But Gene cornered him.

01:54:39.000 He cornered him and grabbed him, got a hold of him.

01:54:41.000 But you see the way this guy boxes.

01:54:43.000 He's got some serious punches.

01:54:44.000 You can tell even by the way he's moving.

01:54:47.000 That's a real boxer. 1.00

01:54:49.000 But he made him wear that fucking gi, man. 0.99

01:54:51.000 If you make him wear that kimono top, even if the guy, you know, is trying to punch Gene LaBelle, Gene is never letting go of that top. 0.99

01:54:58.000 And he drags him to the ground, gets on top of him.

01:55:02.000 I think he choked him unconscious with his own gi.

01:55:04.000 I think that's what he did.

01:55:06.000 I don't really totally remember.

01:55:08.000 But look how good.

01:55:08.000 The guy keeps getting up, man.

01:55:09.000 He got up a couple of times.

01:55:11.000 So Milo Savage was a bad man. 0.84

01:55:13.000 It wasn't like he was fighting some chump. 1.00

01:55:15.000 He was just fighting a guy who...

01:55:17.000 So it doesn't show it, huh?

01:55:19.000 So it looks to me like he got him in an Ezekiel choke, which is a choke where you use the collar of your shirt.

01:55:26.000 It looks like that's what he's doing.

01:55:28.000 No, right here he's just pinning him.

01:55:29.000 So there's the choke.

01:55:30.000 So I'm looking at it right now.

01:55:33.000 Hard to say.

01:55:34.000 Probably some kind of a gi choke. 0.89

01:55:39.000 Some type of gee choke.

01:55:41.000 This is like an Ezekiel is you grab your collar like this here.

01:55:44.000 You grab your own collar and then you put this across the person's face, across their neck rather. 0.51

01:55:49.000 And you strangle them with the... 0.77

01:55:53.000 The Gi. 0.74

01:55:54.000 So maybe he did that.

01:55:55.000 But he was one of the first.

01:55:56.000 And he was a stuntman, and he was the guy that allegedly choked out Steven Seagal on the set.

01:56:03.000 Yes, that's right.

01:56:04.000 Made him go to the bathroom.

01:56:07.000 That's right.

01:56:07.000 He explained it on the podcast.

01:56:09.000 It was a hilarious explanation.

01:56:10.000 That was a good podcast, too.

01:56:11.000 He's the best.

01:56:12.000 He almost killed me.

01:56:13.000 He also is a guy that taught Bruce Lee.

01:56:17.000 When Bruce Lee met him, he really didn't understand grappling like that, like that kind of super high-level judo.

01:56:24.000 And I think in that movie, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, the Brad Pitt character is supposed to represent, in some way, shape, or form, a guy like Gene LaBelle. 0.92

01:56:33.000 A guy who was like a real bad motherfucker who was working with Bruce Lee on a movie set. 0.88

01:56:38.000 But in reality, they collaborated. 0.99

01:56:40.000 In reality, Gene LaBelle taught him some judo, but he did pick him up at one point in time and carry him around just to let him know, like, hey buddy, in the real world, I'm fucking Gene LaBelle and you weigh 135 pounds.

01:56:54.000 But he taught him stuff.

01:56:56.000 That's why I believe it's Game of Death, the one when they're fighting.

01:56:59.000 I think it's Game of Death.

01:57:00.000 He catches this guy that he's fighting with in an armbar.

01:57:04.000 It was like one of the first times, and it was when he was wearing those Jeet Kune Do gloves, which look a lot like modern MMA gloves.

01:57:10.000 They were like a little bit more puffy, but that was like the first version of an MMA glove.

01:57:15.000 And he wins this fight with grappling, which I guarantee June LaBelle had an influence on that. 0.96

01:57:21.000 Because Bruce Lee was so fucking smart, man. 0.63

01:57:24.000 He said it was End of the Dragon. 0.98

01:57:25.000 End of the Dragon, that's right, sorry.

01:57:27.000 See those gloves?

01:57:27.000 Look at those gloves.

01:57:28.000 So he's fighting this guy, cracks him, ducks under the kick, takes him down.

01:57:33.000 Throws him to the ground. 1.00

01:57:35.000 I mean, you've got to understand that back then, you might look at this today and see this kind of silly, back then this was the shit. 0.99

01:57:44.000 Because Bruce Lee was, look at that kick. 0.99

01:57:46.000 He was a legit martial artist.

01:57:48.000 Like, really good.

01:57:49.000 And also a giant movie star.

01:57:51.000 And also a guy who is open-minded enough to incorporate all the arts into what he called Jeet Kune Do. 0.88

01:58:00.000 So he was like the first guy that figured out, look, he's throwing fucking takedowns and aikido and judo and everything. 0.72

01:58:08.000 He threw it all in together. 0.98

01:58:09.000 He's throwing this guy to the ground. 1.00

01:58:10.000 He gets him in a fucking crucifix. 1.00

01:58:13.000 From the back and gets him in an arm bar and makes the dude tap. 1.00

01:58:19.000 He's tapping.

01:58:20.000 First time we ever see a tap.

01:58:22.000 That's true.

01:58:23.000 It's here in Enter the Dragon.

01:58:25.000 And then they bow afterwards.

01:58:26.000 This is literally like an example for everybody to see of the first mixed martial arts fight.

01:58:31.000 And it was Bruce Lee.

01:58:33.000 Because Bruce Lee, back then, even when I was training in Taekwondo, when I would go to Muay Thai gyms, my instructor did not like it.

01:58:41.000 They did not like it.

01:58:42.000 When I would go to boxing gyms, they're like, you can learn that here.

01:58:45.000 Everybody wanted you to just learn Taekwondo.

01:58:47.000 They opened their mind up to it a little bit at certain points in time.

01:58:51.000 Like certain students that we had that also boxed.

01:58:53.000 I could go train with them in other places, but...

01:58:56.000 When I started kickboxing, it was a giant wake-up call because I realized, like, wow, there's stuff that's better than Taekwondo for, like, an overall – Taekwondo is the best for, like, wild kicks, like, side kicks and front kicks and wheel kicks and turning back kicks and shit like that.

01:59:09.000 But boxing is way better for your hands.

01:59:12.000 Like, those guys are way better at it.

01:59:13.000 And then you get kicked in the legs and you're like, oh, boy, I need to learn that.

01:59:17.000 How do you kick?

01:59:18.000 Well, there's an art to that.

01:59:19.000 And then you learn takedowns.

01:59:21.000 You're like, oh, Jesus, I'm helpless when I'm on my back.

01:59:23.000 Oh, Jesus.

01:59:24.000 You learn jujitsu.

01:59:25.000 You're like, oh, I thought I was a badass.

01:59:26.000 I'm just a victim.

01:59:28.000 Someone could just maul you, but Bruce Lee he opened that door for everybody because back then before especially before the UFC martial arts were very like Everybody stayed in their tribe the judo guys thought judo was the best The kickboxer guys thought kickboxing was the best like everybody had their own mindset on what style was the best Bruce Lee started it all off bro and judo Gene LaBelle was the guy that taught him grappling and Look at that.

01:59:58.000 He's got a head and arm choke.

02:00:00.000 Sort of.

02:00:01.000 I like the faces he always has.

02:00:02.000 Yeah, it's kind of a head and arm choke.

02:00:05.000 Yeah.

02:00:06.000 Is that with Kareem Abdul-Jabbar?

02:00:08.000 Look at this.

02:00:09.000 He's got...

02:00:10.000 This dude has got him in an arm bar.

02:00:12.000 And what movie was that?

02:00:16.000 Interesting.

02:00:16.000 He's got his thumb the wrong way.

02:00:18.000 What is it?

02:00:18.000 Bruce Lee orders cocaine?

02:00:21.000 Robert Baker. 1.00

02:00:23.000 Oh, he sidekicks him in the face, then he pulls his hair and fucking karate chops him in the neck for the death. 1.00

02:00:30.000 Crazy. 1.00

02:00:32.000 Back then, man, everybody wanted to learn karate.

02:00:35.000 When they saw that Bruce Lee movie, everybody wanted to learn kung fu.

02:00:38.000 Dude started walking around with kung fu outfits on.

02:00:41.000 Guys would go to school with kung fu outfits on back then.

02:00:44.000 He also probably helped out the Asian community a lot.

02:00:47.000 Steve Aoki told me that.

02:00:48.000 Yeah?

02:00:49.000 Yeah, Steve Aoki said when he was a kid, he was like, finally there's an Asian hero.

02:00:53.000 Right. 0.99

02:00:53.000 Who was like, the baddest motherfucker on earth was an Asian. 0.99

02:00:56.000 It was nice. 1.00

02:00:57.000 And still considered one of the baddest motherfuckers. 1.00

02:00:59.000 Still in this day! 1.00

02:01:00.000 Steve Aoki got picked for?

02:01:01.000 What?

02:01:02.000 He's going to the moon.

02:01:03.000 Oh, he is?

02:01:05.000 Not going to land on it, but they're going to orbit it.

02:01:08.000 They're going to put him in a VR chamber.

02:01:11.000 You're on the moon!

02:01:13.000 Speaking of that, they've just released all those documents, JFK documents.

02:01:17.000 Anything come out of that?

02:01:18.000 Did something come out of it?

02:01:19.000 One thing that came out was they were saying that Lee Harvey Oswald was a Russian asset.

02:01:26.000 And that he had been honey-potted by his wife.

02:01:29.000 And he lived in Russia in the 1950s.

02:01:31.000 And they think that in this, I think what Russia's trying to say in this is that they were responsible for making Lee Harvey Oswald try to kill the president. 0.99

02:01:40.000 There was so much shit going on with that story. 1.00

02:01:43.000 For anybody that thinks in 2022 that you know what happened in 1963, you're crazy. 1.00

02:01:49.000 What does it say?

02:01:50.000 What does Tucker Carlson say?

02:01:52.000 What does he say?

02:01:53.000 They spoke with someone who...

02:01:55.000 Well, let's play it so we can hear it.

02:01:56.000 It's seven minutes long.

02:01:57.000 It's long.

02:01:57.000 Oh.

02:01:58.000 I don't think we can play it.

02:01:58.000 Just let me hear a little bit of it.

02:02:00.000 He murders the President of the United States, and then, less than 48 hours later, that lone gunman is himself murdered by another lone gunman.

02:02:10.000 What are the odds of that?

02:02:12.000 It's one thing if you get struck by lightning, rare but possible.

02:02:15.000 But if every member of your family also gets struck by lightning all on different days, you might begin to suspect these are not entirely natural events.

02:02:24.000 But oh, replied the U.S. government, they are.

02:02:26.000 This bizarre chain of killings was all entirely natural.

02:02:30.000 So less than a year after the JFK assassination, the Johnson White House released something called the Warren Commission Report.

02:02:37.000 And the report concluded that while their motives remained unclear, both Lee Oswald and Jack Ruby had acted alone.

02:02:43.000 No one helped them.

02:02:44.000 There was no conspiracy of any kind.

02:02:47.000 Case closed.

02:02:47.000 Time to move on.

02:02:49.000 And many Americans did move on.

02:02:51.000 At the time, they had no idea how shoddy and corrupt the Warren Commission was.

02:02:55.000 It would be nearly 50 years before the CIA admitted under duress that, in fact, it had withheld information from investigators about its relationship with Lee Harvey Oswald.

02:03:06.000 But even then, at the time, before that was known, the government's explanation didn't seem entirely plausible, and some people started asking obvious questions about it.

02:03:15.000 It was at that point, as Americans started to doubt the official story, that the term conspiracy theory entered our lexicon.

02:03:22.000 As Professor Lance DeHaven-Smith points out in his book on the subject, the term conspiracy theory did not exist as a phrase in everyday American conversation before 1964. In 1964, the year the Warren Commission issued its report, the New York Times published five stories in which conspiracy theory appeared.

02:03:41.000 Now, today, of course, the term conspiracy theory appears in pretty much every New York Times story about American politics.

02:03:47.000 It's wielded, now as then, as a weapon against anyone who asks questions the government doesn't feel like answering.

02:03:54.000 But despite 60 years of name-calling, those questions have not disappeared.

02:03:58.000 In fact, they have multiplied with time.

02:04:00.000 And here's one of them.

02:04:01.000 In April of 1964, a psychiatrist called Louis Joylyn West visited Jack Ruby in his isolation cell in a Dallas jail.

02:04:08.000 This is chaos.

02:04:10.000 According to West's written assessment, he found that Jack Ruby was, quote, technically insane and in need of immediate psychiatric hospitalization.

02:04:19.000 Those are conclusions that, puzzlingly, no one who had spoken to Jack Ruby previously had reached.

02:04:25.000 Ruby had seemed perfectly sane to the people who knew him.

02:04:27.000 Louis Joyland West pronounced him crazy.

02:04:30.000 But what West did not say was that he was working for the CIA at the time.

02:04:36.000 Louis Joyland West was a contract psychiatrist for the spy agency.

02:04:39.000 He was also an expert on mind control and a prominent player in the now infamous MKUltra program in which the CIA gave powerful psychiatric drugs to Americans without their knowledge.

02:04:49.000 So of all the psychiatrists in the world, what in the world was this guy doing in Jack Ruby's prison cell?

02:04:58.000 The media did not seem interested in finding out.

02:05:00.000 In fact, The New York Times, in an extensive 1999 obituary of West, never mentioned the fact that he had worked for the CIA, much less his time in Jack Ruby's cell, which seems relevant.

02:05:13.000 So you can see why non-crazy people would wonder about what really happened.

02:05:17.000 And of course, many have wondered.

02:05:19.000 In 1976, long forgotten, the House of Representatives impaneled a special committee to reinvestigate the JFK assassination.

02:05:27.000 Their bipartisan conclusion?

02:05:29.000 Jack Kennedy was almost certainly murdered as the result of a conspiracy.

02:05:33.000 But the question is, a conspiracy by whom?

02:05:37.000 Well, the obvious suspect would be the CIA. Why else would the agency withhold critical evidence from investigators?

02:05:44.000 Is there a benign explanation for that?

02:05:46.000 For maintaining this level of secrecy for this many years?

02:05:50.000 Not that we're aware of.

02:05:52.000 And it is illegal.

02:05:53.000 In 1992, Congress passed the President John F. Kennedy Assassination Records Collection Act.

02:05:58.000 That act mandated full disclosure of all documents by 2017, 54 years after JFK was killed.

02:06:07.000 The last administration promised to comply fully with that law, but under intense pressure from CIA director Mike Pompeo, withheld in the end thousands of pages of CIA documents.

02:06:18.000 Today, this afternoon, the Biden administration did exactly the same thing.

02:06:23.000 That would be thousands of pages of documents after nearly 60 years, after the death of every single person involved.

02:06:33.000 But we still can't see them.

02:06:35.000 Clearly it's not to protect any person.

02:06:37.000 They're all dead.

02:06:38.000 It's to protect an institution.

02:06:40.000 But why?

02:06:42.000 Well, today we decided to find out We spoke to someone who had access to these still-hidden CIA documents, a person who was deeply familiar with what they contained.

02:06:51.000 We asked this person directly, did the CIA have a hand in the murder of John F. Kennedy, an American president?

02:06:58.000 And here's the reply we received verbatim.

02:07:01.000 Quote, the answer is yes.

02:07:03.000 I believe they were involved.

02:07:05.000 It's a whole different country from what we thought it was.

02:07:08.000 It's all fake.

02:07:23.000 Jesus.

02:07:25.000 Wow.

02:07:32.000 Bruh.

02:07:37.000 Bro.

02:07:38.000 Wow.

02:07:39.000 Jesus Christ.

02:07:45.000 97% of the documents they said have now been released.

02:07:48.000 I think as of this time, like whatever, yesterday or something, and people are starting to look through those.

02:07:53.000 They don't expect to find anything in those because there's still thousands of documents.

02:07:59.000 I would definitely not let people read the ones that would be looking bad.

02:08:03.000 I mean, that's the only explanation.

02:08:05.000 Why can't we read them?

02:08:06.000 They must be bad.

02:08:07.000 They can't be good.

02:08:09.000 Well, they say a lot of great things about the CIA and we're pretty humble.

02:08:11.000 I mean, we don't want that.

02:08:12.000 That's going to cause chaos. 0.94

02:08:14.000 That's why. 0.99

02:08:14.000 The whole place, the country is going to fucking riot. 0.99

02:08:17.000 How will they ever find out? 1.00

02:08:18.000 If they're able to keep shit from us, how will they ever find out? 0.97

02:08:21.000 Even though there's been laws passed and, you know, rulings that they're supposed to release it in 2017. Like, what? 0.99

02:08:30.000 But why not?

02:08:31.000 Like, what are you doing?

02:08:32.000 What's happening?

02:08:33.000 And they don't have to explain.

02:08:35.000 That's what's crazy.

02:08:36.000 It's like, imagine if you were being investigated by the police.

02:08:39.000 And they said, hey, Brian, why do you have $2 million in cash and 100 pounds of cocaine?

02:08:44.000 And you're like, I can't let you know about that.

02:08:48.000 That stuff, I keep that from you.

02:08:51.000 So you can look into my bank account.

02:08:53.000 Most of that money is from gifts.

02:08:55.000 People give me gifts.

02:08:55.000 I'm real friendly.

02:08:57.000 What?

02:08:59.000 Someone said you definitely sold coke.

02:09:02.000 No.

02:09:04.000 I mean someone is saying they definitely were involved in the killing and the CIA is like – I'm surprised Trump didn't.

02:09:12.000 Take that out.

02:09:13.000 You know what I mean?

02:09:14.000 And show everybody.

02:09:15.000 It seems like something he would do.

02:09:16.000 You ever heard Putin talk about American presidents?

02:09:19.000 It's very interesting.

02:09:20.000 He has this conversation where they're talking about Trump.

02:09:24.000 I believe it was while Trump was running for office.

02:09:26.000 And he was essentially saying, Trump is a smart guy, but All these ideas that he has, they'll never work.

02:09:34.000 He said, I've sat through two different presidents.

02:09:36.000 He's like, this is what happens.

02:09:38.000 I think he said three presidents.

02:09:40.000 He goes, this is what happens.

02:09:41.000 You have all these ideas and then these men with the dark suits show up and they tell you how the countries run.

02:09:48.000 Like, see if you can find that video because it's very interesting because it's Putin explaining why no one ever follows through on their promises.

02:09:57.000 No one does.

02:09:58.000 Everyone run for office.

02:09:59.000 They have all these grand ideas.

02:10:00.000 I'm going to let all the potheads out of jail, and I'm going to make this legal and that legal. 1.00

02:10:04.000 What happened to that?

02:10:05.000 Well, there was no one in jail for possession.

02:10:08.000 That idea that people were in jail, federal prison rather, excuse me, there's no one in prison for possession.

02:10:13.000 The idea that people were going to be released from federal position...

02:10:17.000 The idea that people are going to be released from federal prison with marijuana possession charges.

02:10:22.000 There's no one in federal prison with marijuana possession charges.

02:10:25.000 The people in jail are all in for distribution and growing and they're in there for money laundering.

02:10:31.000 They're drug dealers. 0.93

02:10:32.000 The people that are in federal prison, it's because marijuana is illegal.

02:10:36.000 They shouldn't be in jail, for sure.

02:10:37.000 But they're not in jail or in prison because they had possession.

02:10:42.000 They were selling it.

02:10:45.000 Even people that are in federal prison or state prisons, like that they should be released. 0.99

02:10:50.000 This fucking, you know, this Brittany Griner thing, people are not making enough about how many people are in jail for marijuana in this country. 1.00

02:10:59.000 It's great that they got her out. 1.00

02:11:01.000 It's not great that they had to give up a fucking horrible arms dealer to get her out. 0.99

02:11:04.000 It's not great that we left behind that Marine, but it's great that they got her out. 0.99

02:11:08.000 She shouldn't be in jail for weed. 0.98

02:11:09.000 Everybody agrees to that.

02:11:10.000 But why are these people in our country in jail?

02:11:13.000 There's thousands, thousands of people in jail for marijuana-related charges.

02:11:18.000 Remember Tommy Chong? 0.89

02:11:19.000 How silly is that? 0.97

02:11:20.000 All he did was sell bombs. 0.99

02:11:23.000 But they were going to imprison his family.

02:11:25.000 And he had to step up.

02:11:27.000 And he's a real man.

02:11:28.000 And he did step up.

02:11:29.000 He just had to go to jail.

02:11:31.000 And then he couldn't smoke weed for a long time after that, too.

02:11:34.000 And now it's legal in California.

02:11:36.000 Now you can buy a bong on Amazon.

02:11:38.000 I think the bongs are being sold in other states, though.

02:11:42.000 I think it was one of them deals where it was like they were selling them in Florida or something.

02:11:45.000 Crossing the line or crossing the border.

02:11:47.000 Right.

02:11:47.000 Which you can't do.

02:11:49.000 You've got to make people fly out to California and get them.

02:11:51.000 Yeah.

02:11:52.000 What does it say?

02:11:53.000 Yeah, here.

02:11:54.000 Play this.

02:11:55.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:11:56.000 I'll read it.

02:11:57.000 But anyway, I have a plan.

02:12:02.000 He says, you know, I've communicated with one U.S. president, with the second and the third.

02:12:05.000 Presidents come and go, but the politics remain the same.

02:12:08.000 Do you know why that is?

02:12:12.000 Because the bureaucracy has a lot of power.

02:12:15.000 So a person is elected, he comes with his ideas, then the people with the briefcases come to visit him, well-dressed in dark suits, kind of like mine, except instead of a red or black, a red tie is a black or navy.

02:12:26.000 And then they explain what to do, and the whole rhetoric changes, you see?

02:12:30.000 This happens from one administration to the next.

02:12:34.000 And he's right.

02:12:35.000 And that's probably what it is.

02:12:38.000 You know?

02:12:38.000 And that's why there's thousands of documents that can't be released.

02:12:41.000 Because we gotta pretend.

02:12:43.000 That's why they're gonna run Biden again in 2024. Fucking wheel him out there. 0.99

02:12:46.000 We're gonna make him win. 1.00

02:12:48.000 We're gonna make Trump look like such a piece of shit. 1.00

02:12:50.000 Maybe someone from the CIA convinced Trump to sell those NFTs. 1.00

02:12:53.000 Mr. Trump, what I think you should do is say you're the greatest president ever.

02:12:56.000 Better than Lincoln, better than Washington.

02:12:58.000 You think?

02:12:58.000 Should I say that?

02:12:59.000 Yeah, go say it.

02:13:00.000 Go say it.

02:13:01.000 Like, if there was somebody on his team that was like a CIA mole, Someone who had got his trust, sort of like one of them CIA ladies that marries a drug dealer, sneaks in with the cartel or something like that.

02:13:16.000 They could do that.

02:13:19.000 If you just stroked his ego the right way, maybe that's what they did to get him to sell these NFTs.

02:13:25.000 He also made a shitload of money.

02:13:27.000 Oh yeah.

02:13:28.000 Was that 5,000 of them?

02:13:30.000 Each one 100 bucks?

02:13:31.000 Four or five million.

02:13:32.000 Four or five million bucks with Donald Trump NFTs.

02:13:35.000 Look at that.

02:13:35.000 Here's a JPEG. That'll pay for the maintenance on that giant plane of his for one year.

02:13:39.000 Yeah.

02:13:40.000 Yeah.

02:13:41.000 That guy needs a lot of money to keep that party rolling. 0.99

02:13:44.000 That whole thing he's doing and the fact that he's gonna run again.

02:13:49.000 And the fact that Biden's gonna run against him.

02:13:53.000 I mean, can you imagine?

02:13:56.000 If the roles were reversed, could you imagine if Trump was like almost senile, like or senile, just clearly showing signs of decline?

02:14:08.000 His son leaves a laptop in a Maryland repair shop that's filled with crazy emails that implicate Trump. 0.99

02:14:16.000 He's getting foot jobs and doing crack with street hookers in Vietnam. 1.00

02:14:20.000 Like, wild shit on that laptop. 1.00

02:14:21.000 And then they manage to hide it from Twitter. 0.99

02:14:24.000 They get Twitter to remove the links, get everybody to hide the story.

02:14:28.000 Say it's Russian disinformation.

02:14:29.000 All the federal agencies.

02:14:31.000 We believe this is all the hallmarks of Russian disinformation.

02:14:34.000 But it turns out to be real.

02:14:36.000 And then he wants to run again.

02:14:39.000 People would be in the streets!

02:14:41.000 They would be rioting!

02:14:42.000 But because it's not him, The more outrageous he acts, the more it strengthens the resolve of people who are like anybody but Trump. 0.99

02:14:51.000 And so they're willing to forgive anything that Biden has said, any lie he's told, any bullshit thing that he says doesn't make any sense. 0.98

02:15:00.000 Let him talk. 0.98

02:15:02.000 He'll say things on Twitter.

02:15:03.000 They fact check it.

02:15:04.000 No one cares.

02:15:06.000 They're still better than Trump.

02:15:07.000 Better than Trump.

02:15:09.000 It's It's wild.

02:15:11.000 It's wild, dude.

02:15:12.000 That's why I'm voting Kanye.

02:15:14.000 He's got a shot now.

02:15:16.000 He didn't have a shot before, but now he's got a shot. 1.00

02:15:18.000 What the fuck? 1.00

02:15:20.000 How crazy? 1.00

02:15:21.000 He asked Trump to be his vice president. 1.00

02:15:22.000 That is so ridiculous. 0.99

02:15:24.000 That's so Kanye! 1.00

02:15:25.000 That is so Kanye.

02:15:26.000 That's such a Kanye move, you know?

02:15:28.000 You want to be my vice president?

02:15:30.000 Can you imagine if Trump said yes?

02:15:33.000 Can you imagine Trump and Kanye just hanging out on the campaign trail?

02:15:37.000 God.

02:15:38.000 That would have worked.

02:15:41.000 Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be a great vice president, but I don't want to be a president.

02:15:45.000 I'd be the best.

02:15:46.000 If I wanted to be a president, I'd be the best president.

02:15:49.000 The events would be interesting.

02:15:50.000 Oh, they would be incredible.

02:15:52.000 They'd be incredible.

02:15:53.000 Trump walking out on those giant stages that Kanye makes.

02:15:56.000 The CIA needs to talk him into that.

02:15:58.000 Bring Kanye back.

02:15:59.000 Bring him back.

02:16:00.000 Bring him back. 1.00

02:16:01.000 Hear that shit he said about Chappelle, that he gets all his chokes. 1.00

02:16:07.000 It's so ridiculous. 1.00

02:16:10.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:16:12.000 He doesn't handle being in this situation very well. 0.99

02:16:16.000 It's a fucked up situation, man. 0.99

02:16:17.000 How does one bounce back from all the things that he said? 0.99

02:16:21.000 Did you watch the whole Alex Jones interview?

02:16:23.000 No.

02:16:25.000 No, but when Alex is the voice of reason...

02:16:27.000 It's so insane.

02:16:28.000 Actually, the Nazis were bad guys. 0.98

02:16:31.000 Hitler was a bad guy. 0.99

02:16:32.000 Kanye's like, I love Hitler.

02:16:34.000 He's like, what?

02:16:34.000 No, no, no, no, no, no.

02:16:35.000 He can't.

02:16:36.000 He don't mean that.

02:16:37.000 He don't mean that.

02:16:38.000 We'll be right back.

02:16:40.000 Those two together, I never thought I would ever see the day, but there's something magic about those two together. 0.62

02:16:45.000 When Kanye was wearing a mask over his whole face, like he's fucking Inkblot in The Watchmen, or Rorschach. 1.00

02:16:57.000 Fuck, I was the shit. 1.00

02:16:58.000 The Watchmen's a great movie. 1.00

02:16:59.000 I watched that again recently on a plane flight.

02:17:01.000 I was like, I forgot how good that movie is.

02:17:03.000 The Watchmen?

02:17:04.000 Yeah, it's a superhero movie, but they're not heroic.

02:17:10.000 Some of them are really bad guys.

02:17:12.000 It's almost like soldiers that have seen too much war and violence and just willing to shoot people.

02:17:19.000 It's the old DC comic, right?

02:17:21.000 Is it the same one?

02:17:22.000 Is The Watchmen a DC comic?

02:17:23.000 I thought it was a DC comic.

02:17:24.000 I remember it.

02:17:25.000 Was the original comic as dark and bleak?

02:17:29.000 Yeah.

02:17:30.000 It was pretty bad.

02:17:32.000 I remember, wasn't it the one that had a happy face with a blood splat?

02:17:37.000 Yeah.

02:17:37.000 It was dark.

02:17:39.000 They called him the comedian. 1.00

02:17:42.000 Yeah, Dr. Manhattan was the shit, too. 1.00

02:17:45.000 Remember you get to see Dr. Manhattan's dong? 1.00

02:17:48.000 I was on Ellen as Mr. Manhattan.

02:17:50.000 Did you watch the TV show at all?

02:17:52.000 Or just the movie?

02:17:53.000 I didn't watch the TV show.

02:17:54.000 I watched one episode, but my problem was that Dr. Manhattan was a regular guy.

02:17:58.000 Like, Dr. Manhattan was supposed to, like, dematerialize and disappear from Earth, and then he would, like, run through the hallways as a ghost in the movie.

02:18:07.000 And then he came back and, like, reformulated as Dr. Manhattan, who's basically a god. 0.73

02:18:14.000 And he would, like, have sex with his girlfriend, but he would make, like, multiple copies of him that would be constantly doing work, while the one copy of him is having sex with her, and she got all bummed out. 0.98

02:18:24.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:18:25.000 It was a great movie, man.

02:18:26.000 I don't think I ever saw it.

02:18:28.000 But see, look at the regular guy from the show.

02:18:30.000 Right.

02:18:31.000 I mean, he's...

02:18:31.000 So the TV show.

02:18:33.000 Right there, yeah.

02:18:34.000 Yeah, I mean, he's just not built right.

02:18:37.000 Like, Dr. Manhattan is supposed to be like the perfect Greek god sculpted out of granite.

02:18:45.000 And glows, and he's a god.

02:18:48.000 He's not a human with a t-shirt on.

02:18:50.000 Like that guy, go to the guy with a t-shirt on. 1.00

02:18:52.000 Yeah, that looks stupid. 1.00

02:18:54.000 You can't do that. 1.00

02:18:56.000 You can't make him a regular guy.

02:18:58.000 You can't make him just a regular human.

02:19:00.000 I mean, he has to be glowing.

02:19:01.000 And he can't wear t-shirts.

02:19:03.000 And he's also supposed to be super jacked.

02:19:05.000 Like, the real one was like, that's like making the Hulk like a regular guy.

02:19:08.000 You had the Hulk?

02:19:09.000 Like, guys are bigger in real life than that guy in that t-shirt who's dressed like Dr. Manhattan.

02:19:13.000 But Dr. Manhattan looks like a bodybuilder.

02:19:16.000 I mean, he's like the perfect specimen of humanity and a god. 0.98

02:19:19.000 He can appear on other planets and build castles and shit in the sky. 0.99

02:19:24.000 You can't have a regular dude. 0.96

02:19:26.000 You can't break the rules.

02:19:27.000 That dude doesn't eat raw meat.

02:19:29.000 That guy needs to do some squats. 1.00

02:19:31.000 He needs to go to Iron Paradise with The Rock.

02:19:35.000 Okay, so if you had someone like The Rock play Dr. Manhattan, okay, I buy that.

02:19:40.000 Because that's what he's built like.

02:19:42.000 He's literally built like a superhero.

02:19:43.000 But you can't have a regular guy.

02:19:46.000 You know, come on, man.

02:19:49.000 What's his face?

02:19:50.000 That actor Zac Efron.

02:19:52.000 Zac Efron.

02:19:53.000 Have you seen his body lately?

02:19:55.000 Oh, he's becoming a pro wrestler, right?

02:19:56.000 For a movie?

02:19:57.000 Yeah.

02:19:58.000 Who's he playing?

02:19:59.000 Is he playing a real pro wrestler?

02:20:01.000 I don't know which particular one, but there's a family of guys from Texas who are all really famous wrestlers, and he's one of them.

02:20:08.000 What's the names?

02:20:10.000 I'm not deep in the wrestling world.

02:20:11.000 Wish Tony was here.

02:20:12.000 He would know instantly.

02:20:13.000 Instantly!

02:20:14.000 Look at him now.

02:20:15.000 Jesus, he's jacked.

02:20:16.000 And if you look at a picture of the guy he's playing, he looks almost exactly like the Von Eriks.

02:20:21.000 Oh, the Von Eriks.

02:20:22.000 Of course.

02:20:23.000 Of course.

02:20:24.000 Yeah, they're a famous family of wrestlers.

02:20:27.000 Zac Efron's pretty crazy.

02:20:28.000 Pretty close, right?

02:20:30.000 Look at that.

02:20:30.000 When he did Baywatch, he got really jacked up for Baywatch.

02:20:35.000 He said he almost died and he would never do that again.

02:20:38.000 But this is a different kind of jacked.

02:20:39.000 I think back then he got dehydrated.

02:20:41.000 Yeah.

02:20:41.000 Like a lot of those guys when they do movies, the thing about being really ripped...

02:20:46.000 Look how jacked he is.

02:20:47.000 Jesus Christ, the hair is perfect.

02:20:49.000 He looks awesome.

02:20:50.000 Yeah, he looks great.

02:20:50.000 Totally natural, by the way.

02:20:51.000 Definitely.

02:20:52.000 For sure.

02:20:53.000 Yeah, definitely not on...

02:20:54.000 He's just eating raw liver. 0.99

02:20:57.000 But to be a guy who's built like that for a film, that's a serious fucking commitment. 0.99

02:21:04.000 That's a lot of work. 0.97

02:21:06.000 He looks great.

02:21:08.000 He looks like the guy.

02:21:10.000 But now, if you wanted to be, like, super ripped, like, that guy's just jacked, right?

02:21:15.000 But if you want to be super ripped, like, say, like, who said they did it and they got real sick?

02:21:21.000 Was it Chris Helmsworth?

02:21:23.000 You have to literally dry yourself out because you dehydrate yourself so you look really ripped.

02:21:29.000 Like, when those guys are stepping on the scale like a bodybuilding competition, they're super dehydrated.

02:21:33.000 Like, they can't wait to get water inside of them.

02:21:35.000 And that's why they look so shredded.

02:21:37.000 Yeah, look.

02:21:38.000 He was shredded.

02:21:39.000 It's insane.

02:21:41.000 Yeah, he probably got super dehydrated there.

02:21:44.000 It's crazy.

02:21:45.000 Look at that one with him doing a chin-up.

02:21:48.000 That one that you just passed.

02:21:50.000 I thought it was in the way.

02:21:50.000 Look at that.

02:21:51.000 Way to go.

02:21:54.000 Looks good.

02:21:55.000 Yeah.

02:21:56.000 People get mad.

02:21:56.000 He's cheating!

02:21:58.000 He did this and he did...

02:22:00.000 He really looks like that.

02:22:02.000 That's not CGI. Right.

02:22:03.000 You know?

02:22:04.000 Yeah, people forget about all those Hollywood people.

02:22:07.000 What's that one comedian who's all jacked now?

02:22:10.000 Camille?

02:22:11.000 Yeah.

02:22:12.000 Yeah, because he was like an alt guy.

02:22:16.000 You know, like, hey, you're becoming one of the bad people.

02:22:19.000 Can you imagine if, like, Zach Galifianakis or something like that just becomes super ripped?

02:22:24.000 Guys have done it, you know?

02:22:26.000 Ethan Supli.

02:22:28.000 Ethan was grossly overweight, and now he's super jacked. 0.97

02:22:32.000 He's built like a brick shithouse now. 1.00

02:22:33.000 He's a fucking tank, that guy. 1.00

02:22:35.000 And he's super dedicated. 1.00

02:22:37.000 He made an Instagram post about he brings his food with him on airplanes.

02:22:40.000 So he only eats clean all the time now.

02:22:43.000 Tom's looking amazing, man.

02:22:45.000 Look at Ethan.

02:22:46.000 That's crazy.

02:22:47.000 That's insane.

02:22:48.000 Crazy. 1.00

02:22:49.000 So he went from being a guy who's really, really overweight to a guy who's fucking... 1.00

02:22:54.000 He doesn't even look like the same person. 0.98

02:22:56.000 No, look at him in that one.

02:22:58.000 Look at him in that one where he's like really, really, really overweight.

02:23:02.000 That's insane.

02:23:03.000 Incredible.

02:23:04.000 And you know, he had to get like skin cut off, all the extra skin, and he actually blew through it and had to get that a second time because he gained weight again and then lost it finally.

02:23:15.000 So he did, he gained like, I think he said, what did he say, like 100 pounds at one point in time?

02:23:20.000 So he lost all this weight, got real thin, had the skin removed, then gained weight back.

02:23:24.000 Jesus.

02:23:24.000 It's a hard thing, man.

02:23:26.000 It's a rollercoaster ride for people that have a problem with food.

02:23:29.000 300 pounds.

02:23:30.000 Jesus.

02:23:31.000 So he wants to weigh about 550. Jesus.

02:23:36.000 That's so big.

02:23:37.000 But kudos to him.

02:23:38.000 The beautiful thing about someone like him is he did it publicly and he shows that it can be done.

02:23:43.000 So someone was also thinking about that.

02:23:45.000 They're like, look, if that guy can do it, I can do it.

02:23:47.000 It's doable.

02:23:48.000 It's not easy.

02:23:49.000 But it's doable.

02:23:50.000 That's many years of work.

02:23:53.000 Many, many.

02:23:54.000 And you're not going to see progress immediately.

02:23:56.000 That's what's hard for people.

02:23:57.000 If you could work really hard and you look great the next day, everybody would do it.

02:24:02.000 All you have to do is one hard workout and the next day you look awesome at a party.

02:24:05.000 Just One time.

02:24:06.000 Woo! 0.99

02:24:07.000 Everybody would do it. 0.99

02:24:08.000 But it just takes years and years and years of eating fucking carrots and a piece of tilapia. 0.99

02:24:17.000 Did you hear about that new magic drug, weight loss drug? 0.99

02:24:22.000 Yeah, we talked about it before.

02:24:24.000 Semaglutide.

02:24:25.000 A lot of people are on it, including the Musk Man.

02:24:28.000 Oh, yeah?

02:24:29.000 Yeah, he's on it.

02:24:30.000 Yeah, he posted about it.

02:24:32.000 Yeah, he posted.

02:24:32.000 He's getting ripped.

02:24:33.000 Wow.

02:24:34.000 Yeah, it makes you have less of an appetite, apparently.

02:24:37.000 And it might also, like, help you burn fat better.

02:24:41.000 I think it's—but a big part of it is it affects your appetite.

02:24:45.000 You get full quicker.

02:24:47.000 Yeah, I guess they're trying to throw it through the FDA as fast as possible, right?

02:24:50.000 Because it works so well or something like that.

02:24:52.000 I don't know.

02:24:54.000 What do you think about that?

02:24:56.000 I think it's great.

02:24:57.000 Magic, finally a magic diet pill.

02:25:00.000 You gonna get on it?

02:25:01.000 Hell yeah, I'll get on it.

02:25:02.000 You're all in?

02:25:02.000 It's injections.

02:25:03.000 Huh?

02:25:03.000 Is it?

02:25:04.000 Yeah.

02:25:04.000 How many?

02:25:05.000 Like once a day?

02:25:06.000 What are we doing?

02:25:06.000 This one is not that bad.

02:25:07.000 This one is like once a week, maybe.

02:25:10.000 There's another one that works just as well, supposedly, but that's a lot more fluid and it's like three, four times a week.

02:25:16.000 How about you do it every day? 1.00

02:25:17.000 Fuck it, let's go. 1.00

02:25:18.000 Let's go. 1.00

02:25:19.000 Jack by Summer, the Brian Red Band story.

02:25:21.000 We talked before about you and David Lucas doing a weight loss challenge.

02:25:26.000 The problem is, especially you just telling me that you don't work out, and I don't know if David works out.

02:25:32.000 I think David does work out, but probably not too rigorously.

02:25:35.000 I don't want anybody dying.

02:25:38.000 You know, I'm like, you can't have a contest where guys try to get healthy the quickest, because that's not healthy.

02:25:43.000 Right.

02:25:43.000 It's actually not healthy to starve yourself and work out like a demon to try to win some money.

02:25:47.000 Right.

02:25:48.000 And I would definitely, you know...

02:25:54.000 I would definitely, you know, try to...

02:25:56.000 I would want to beat Dave, so I would go crazy.

02:25:59.000 I'd be eating celery.

02:26:00.000 And we were going to put a lot of money on the line.

02:26:01.000 But I started thinking about it one day when I was high, and I was like, ooh, what if someone dies?

02:26:06.000 Or what if...

02:26:06.000 And also, it would just be like, David, you know, you'll lose like 100 pounds a week, you know?

02:26:15.000 Yeah, it's like he's bigger than you too, so we couldn't make it like who weighs the less.

02:26:19.000 Right, it would have to be percentages.

02:26:21.000 Who loses the most.

02:26:22.000 Because when Bert and Tom did that weight loss challenge, they dehydrated the shit out of them.

02:26:30.000 Look at David Lucas.

02:26:31.000 Core strength is very important.

02:26:32.000 He's got core strength, ladies and gentlemen. 1.00

02:26:34.000 He's pushing that thing towards his dick. 1.00

02:26:37.000 And he's looking at you. 1.00

02:26:38.000 It's a creepy stare.

02:26:38.000 It's a great stare.

02:26:39.000 He's a funny motherfucker. 1.00

02:26:41.000 When him and Tony go back and forth with each other, that's all he's eating? 0.99

02:26:44.000 Do you remember him and Tony wrestling?

02:26:48.000 Yeah. 0.97

02:26:49.000 Tony fucked him up. 0.99

02:26:50.000 You can't just eat a brownie and say, I'm eating light. 0.99

02:26:52.000 I don't think he did.

02:26:53.000 I was kidding.

02:26:54.000 I was kidding off of that.

02:26:55.000 That wasn't his food?

02:26:55.000 No, it was.

02:26:56.000 He said that's what got brought out for dessert.

02:26:58.000 Oh, he was upset.

02:26:59.000 Give me 30 of those.

02:27:00.000 I worked out hard today.

02:27:04.000 It's hard, man.

02:27:06.000 Once you're big, it's hard.

02:27:08.000 I've never gotten big, but I've gotten bigger.

02:27:09.000 I get a little fat when I drink too much and then I eat too much pasta.

02:27:14.000 I'll go a few weeks and then I do this.

02:27:17.000 Ew. 0.99

02:27:18.000 Or I'd catch myself in the mirror and my fucking stomach is hanging out. 0.99

02:27:22.000 But I bounce back quick. 0.99

02:27:24.000 As long as I just... 1.00

02:27:27.000 Train smart or where I'm working out and really like getting after it every day and making sure I don't eat stupid shit, my body bounces back quick. 0.99

02:27:35.000 The problem is when you let that happen, like if I got fat for like a month and then it was a second month, the next thing you know I'm 30 pounds overweight, not 8 pounds overweight, but 30 pounds overweight, like yo, that's when it gets rough, you know? 0.99

02:27:47.000 And then you get into this habit.

02:27:49.000 I like getting up in the morning and eating pastries.

02:27:53.000 Do you?

02:27:54.000 No.

02:27:55.000 I do though.

02:27:56.000 I do while I'm eating them. 1.00

02:27:57.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00

02:27:58.000 Everybody does. 1.00

02:27:58.000 That's why they're so hard to not eat. 1.00

02:28:01.000 If you could have like chocolate croissants every day, the best ones with like the gooey chocolate inside of them, nothing?

02:28:07.000 No, I don't like stuff like that.

02:28:09.000 What about Krispy Kreme?

02:28:10.000 Hot.

02:28:11.000 Hot.

02:28:11.000 Right from the oven.

02:28:12.000 I mean, that's okay.

02:28:13.000 Don't lie.

02:28:14.000 I'd rather be ice cream.

02:28:15.000 You and I were coming home from a gig and we were in the car and I'm like, Brian, the hot sign is on.

02:28:22.000 Joe, what are you talking about?

02:28:24.000 You know the hot time with Krispy Kreme?

02:28:25.000 If you don't know Krispy Kreme, folks, when the donuts are right out of the oven, they're the best.

02:28:31.000 They're always good.

02:28:31.000 They're always delicious.

02:28:32.000 But when they're right out of the oven, it's special. 0.99

02:28:35.000 They're fucking warm. 0.99

02:28:36.000 And they melt in your mouth. 0.99

02:28:38.000 And they're sensational.

02:28:39.000 Those little glazed ones, those maple glazed ones.

02:28:42.000 Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

02:28:43.000 Bro, you can...

02:28:46.000 Jamie Vernon's Instagram.

02:28:47.000 I remember seeing this.

02:28:49.000 I saw a red light after I had a good dinner. 1.00

02:28:52.000 Look at all the fucking steam coming off them and shit. 1.00

02:28:54.000 I never had one with the light on. 1.00

02:28:56.000 Bro.

02:28:57.000 I've only had it like a 7-Eleven or something.

02:28:59.000 Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

02:29:01.000 You need to catch Krispy Kreme when they get that.

02:29:03.000 You should wait for them.

02:29:04.000 It's like, I'm not ready to buy yet.

02:29:06.000 When's that light coming on?

02:29:07.000 Yeah.

02:29:08.000 I remember the line used to be insane, like a mile long in Burbank.

02:29:11.000 It's drugs.

02:29:12.000 They're selling drugs.

02:29:13.000 Yeah.

02:29:13.000 They're selling sugar.

02:29:15.000 It's a potent drug, man.

02:29:16.000 I used to get them all the time.

02:29:18.000 You know, if I was coming home from a gig and I was a little tired, I'd make the worst food choices.

02:29:22.000 And Krispy Kreme was open pretty late.

02:29:24.000 You know, you just scoot in there, get yourself some chocolate cream-filled donuts.

02:29:29.000 You have so many of them, too.

02:29:30.000 You don't just have one.

02:29:31.000 You don't have one like you normally would everywhere else.

02:29:33.000 I would buy a dozen for my family. 0.99

02:29:35.000 I'm not an asshole. 0.99

02:29:36.000 Instantly. 0.92

02:29:37.000 I want to share it with everybody.

02:29:38.000 When my family and I, when we would go to Maui, one of the first things we did when we rented a car, there's a Krispy Kreme on the way to the beach from the airport, like right out of the airport, like, oh.

02:29:49.000 So it was like a thing we did.

02:29:50.000 And every year we did it, we're like, we're not doing this again. 0.99

02:29:52.000 Because we're all like, oh, you eat three or four of those fucking things, and then you feel like shit when you're at the beach, like, oh my god, I feel terrible. 0.99

02:30:00.000 I'm going through an insulin spike right now. 1.00

02:30:02.000 My body doesn't know what the fuck to do. 0.96

02:30:04.000 I'm crashing hard. 0.98

02:30:05.000 I was on a plane with someone who brought a suitcase of White Castle burgers with them.

02:30:10.000 I had White Castle a month ago in Vegas. 1.00

02:30:15.000 Man, that shit's so good. 0.99

02:30:16.000 What percentage of that is actually meat? 1.00

02:30:18.000 Well, it's very thin meat.

02:30:19.000 Right.

02:30:20.000 So it's not much meat, but it's meat.

02:30:22.000 Are they doing it like McDonald's does, though?

02:30:24.000 Doesn't McDonald's have some shenanigans going on?

02:30:27.000 No, no, no.

02:30:28.000 Wasn't there some goo?

02:30:30.000 Remember?

02:30:31.000 Subway.

02:30:33.000 I don't want to speak out a term, but I feel like it's like the McRib had something in it.

02:30:37.000 Well, let's find out.

02:30:38.000 There was something about the beef in McDonald's hamburgers.

02:30:41.000 I forget.

02:30:42.000 Because, like, there was one company that, like, trademarked the 100% beef thing.

02:30:50.000 Did TikTok was exposed how McDonald's McRib is cooked?

02:30:53.000 This is true.

02:30:54.000 Yeah, I think that's true.

02:30:55.000 I love about storing and cooking it, though.

02:30:57.000 I don't know if it's talking about what's in it.

02:30:59.000 Yeah, but try burger.

02:31:01.000 Just Google...

02:31:03.000 This is what I want you to Google.

02:31:04.000 I want you to Google McDonald's beef additives. 0.93

02:31:10.000 Butthole. 0.98

02:31:11.000 Butthole. 0.99

02:31:14.000 All together. 0.96

02:31:15.000 In that order. 0.99

02:31:16.000 Don't just start with butthole. 1.00

02:31:18.000 You fuck up the search. 1.00

02:31:20.000 Every one of our McDonald's burgers is made with 100% pure beef. 0.99

02:31:25.000 Right, but here's what I want you to Google.

02:31:28.000 There's no additives.

02:31:29.000 Right.

02:31:30.000 Okay, so it's all beef.

02:31:31.000 Google the term, because this was the rumor, was that the term 100% pure beef was copyrighted.

02:31:39.000 By McDonald's.

02:31:40.000 So they could say 100% pure beef, but...

02:31:44.000 Are you talking about Taco Bell?

02:31:46.000 No, Taco Bell definitely has some stuff in there.

02:31:48.000 Okay.

02:31:49.000 They put Frisbees.

02:31:50.000 So this seems like one of those... 1.00

02:31:53.000 It was bullshit? 0.99

02:31:53.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:31:54.000 There's a rumor it was 100% pure beef.

02:31:57.000 And I was like, this is false.

02:31:58.000 Oh, it is false.

02:31:59.000 So was there any...

02:32:00.000 At any time, did McDonald's have stuff in their beef other than beef?

02:32:04.000 Is that a more recent thing?

02:32:08.000 It's amazing how they sell cheeseburgers and In-N-Out sells cheeseburgers and In-N-Out takes longer to get your cheeseburger but you're gonna go in that line What line, Joe?

02:32:18.000 I don't know what you're talking about.

02:32:19.000 The In-N-Out by Me never has a line.

02:32:20.000 I get to go right to the drive-thru.

02:32:22.000 It's amazing.

02:32:23.000 In California, they have a line.

02:32:24.000 I know.

02:32:25.000 How come they don't have a line on here?

02:32:26.000 You know, where I live, there's literally an In-N-Out, a Waterbury, every P. Terry's.

02:32:31.000 Everything is all lined up, and everyone goes to all the other places.

02:32:35.000 P. Terry's is good.

02:32:36.000 Yeah, In-N-Out, though, man.

02:32:37.000 Not having to line at In-Out.

02:32:39.000 But P. Terry's is legit.

02:32:40.000 I love P. Terry's.

02:32:41.000 They're legit.

02:32:42.000 And they do that lettuce wrap, too.

02:32:44.000 They'll give you a lettuce.

02:32:45.000 Yeah.

02:32:47.000 The number one, for me, is Five Guys.

02:32:50.000 Me too.

02:32:51.000 You can't go wrong.

02:32:51.000 It's the best burger.

02:32:52.000 Plus, you can get jalapenos on it, and they have milkshakes.

02:32:56.000 No, they don't have milkshakes.

02:32:56.000 Yeah, they do.

02:32:57.000 Some of them don't.

02:32:58.000 Some do, some don't. 1.00

02:32:59.000 You can get bacon, jalapenos, and bacon on your cheeseburger, and they're the shit, and they give you peanuts. 0.99

02:33:05.000 Good fries. 0.99

02:33:06.000 The fries are bomb, dig it.

02:33:07.000 Yeah.

02:33:08.000 I wish they had the cheese sauce, like the Shake Shack has. 1.00

02:33:11.000 Don't fuck you up, though. 1.00

02:33:13.000 You know another one that was really good? 0.99

02:33:15.000 It's underrated.

02:33:17.000 Fuddruckers. 0.99

02:33:19.000 Ostrich burger.

02:33:20.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:33:20.000 Get a rare ostrich burger at Fuddruckers and put all that cheese sauce on it and fucking onions and all that stuff. 0.99

02:33:25.000 Where have you been going to Fuddruckers at, though? 1.00

02:33:27.000 We used to go to the one in Burbank.

02:33:29.000 It closed.

02:33:29.000 Oh, that was a good one.

02:33:31.000 Yeah, I think Fuddruckers is out of business now.

02:33:33.000 Is it?

02:33:33.000 Oh, no.

02:33:34.000 I think so.

02:33:34.000 They should have just sold ostrich burgers.

02:33:36.000 Yeah. 0.98

02:33:37.000 Eddie Bravo and I would lift weights at the 24-hour fitness in Woodland Hills, and then we would go to fucking Fuddruckers afterwards. 0.98

02:33:45.000 Chow down. 0.96

02:33:46.000 That was like our thing. 1.00

02:33:47.000 Get baked as fuck. 1.00

02:33:48.000 Go to Fuddruckers. 1.00

02:33:50.000 Woo! 0.99

02:33:51.000 Yeah, Fuddruckers is great. 1.00

02:33:52.000 Talk about aliens.

02:33:57.000 We were 29-year-old, 12-year-olds.

02:34:04.000 Yeah, man. 0.99

02:34:05.000 There's something about those kind of burgers, you know, like a fucking, just a hot burger with melted cheese and like a, like Philip makes. 0.99

02:34:15.000 Oh, the best. 0.99

02:34:17.000 Amazing ones.

02:34:17.000 A little spicy, though.

02:34:19.000 It kind of fucks my, it fucked my asshole up. 1.00

02:34:21.000 What are they called? 1.00

02:34:22.000 Not a damn chance? 0.96

02:34:23.000 Yeah. 0.98

02:34:24.000 Yeah. 0.64

02:34:24.000 Those are damn good. 0.64

02:34:25.000 So good. 0.98

02:34:26.000 Those are real good.

02:34:26.000 The seasoning on this.

02:34:27.000 But there's something about that. 0.95

02:34:29.000 Burgers are so fucking satisfying. 1.00

02:34:31.000 When you're hungry, look at that. 0.98

02:34:33.000 Look at that thing with the pickles and the melted cheese.

02:34:37.000 Jesus!

02:34:38.000 And that's from a Michelin star chef.

02:34:41.000 I mean, that's incredible.

02:34:43.000 Those are incredible.

02:34:44.000 There's a lot of really good food in Austin, man.

02:34:47.000 We're very lucky.

02:34:48.000 Except if you're trying to beat David Lucas in a weight loss competition.

02:34:52.000 So I went to Thanksgiving at his house, you know, and him and his wife cooked.

02:34:56.000 And man, that was the second year in a row I went to his house for Thanksgiving.

02:35:01.000 And you can't beat his Thanksgiving.

02:35:02.000 Imagine him making Thanksgiving.

02:35:04.000 It was so crazy.

02:35:06.000 Oh my god.

02:35:07.000 Yeah.

02:35:07.000 Big guys know how to eat.

02:35:09.000 Not David Lucas.

02:35:10.000 No, I'm talking about Philip.

02:35:12.000 Oh, I thought you said David.

02:35:14.000 No, no.

02:35:14.000 Oh, that's even better.

02:35:15.000 Yeah, for the last two years, we've gone to Philip's house and him and his wife...

02:35:19.000 That's interesting.

02:35:19.000 I was like, I didn't know David was a good guy.

02:35:21.000 Oh, well, Philip.

02:35:22.000 You went to Philip's house for Thanksgiving?

02:35:24.000 That's cheating.

02:35:25.000 It was the best ever.

02:35:26.000 That's incredible.

02:35:27.000 I was just with Jesse Griffiths.

02:35:30.000 From Dai Due, the chef at Dai Due, I was in hunting camp with him in South Texas, and he cooked every day for us.

02:35:37.000 It was insane, insane.

02:35:40.000 They shot ducks, and he cooked the ducks up.

02:35:43.000 He shot a pig, and they turned the pig into these Indian curries, three different Indian curries.

02:35:50.000 It was sensational. 0.87

02:35:51.000 It was so good.

02:35:52.000 I made videos.

02:35:53.000 I'll put the videos up online later.

02:35:55.000 Have you found a place out here that does Fog Raw?

02:35:58.000 Yeah, there's places.

02:35:59.000 There's quite a few places that do it.

02:36:02.000 Jay Carvers does it.

02:36:03.000 Okay.

02:36:04.000 Yeah, that place is great.

02:36:05.000 You ever go to that place?

02:36:06.000 No.

02:36:07.000 I haven't gotten to many places.

02:36:08.000 I stay up north so much. 0.99

02:36:10.000 Well, you're in the fucking boonies, son, but I like where you live. 0.99

02:36:14.000 It's quiet. 0.99

02:36:15.000 You know, like Tim Dillon, like, out where he's at, like, those kind of places, those are nice, man.

02:36:20.000 It's just so peaceful at night, and it's like you see the stars, and those bedroom communities, those sort of sleepy communities, until you get a murder-suicide down the block, they're nice.

02:36:31.000 Yeah.

02:36:31.000 Until you hear, bang!

02:36:33.000 Bang! 1.00

02:36:34.000 Like, shit. 1.00

02:36:35.000 Mm-hmm. 1.00

02:36:36.000 Other than that, those sleepy communities are awesome.

02:36:40.000 It's just like you're more in the country.

02:36:43.000 You must have deer in your yard every day.

02:36:45.000 Not as much deer.

02:36:47.000 Mostly the bobcats and weird animals like that.

02:36:51.000 We also have a lot of armadillos and...

02:36:55.000 I see dead armadillos everywhere.

02:36:57.000 That's such a Texas animal. 0.73

02:36:59.000 But I've never seen them alive.

02:37:00.000 They've always just been on this side of the road.

02:37:03.000 Coyotes, too.

02:37:04.000 A lot of coyotes.

02:37:05.000 Yeah.

02:37:06.000 I heard a lot of them in South Texas.

02:37:08.000 They were howling at night.

02:37:11.000 It's something...

02:37:11.000 Look, I don't want them near me, but it's something cool about the fact that they're out there.

02:37:16.000 Even wolves, man.

02:37:17.000 Imagine living in Montana and hearing wolves at night.

02:37:20.000 Ooh! 0.96

02:37:22.000 Did you hear about that chick that shot a husky because she said it was a wolf or something?

02:37:29.000 Oh, that's awful.

02:37:30.000 That's awful.

02:37:31.000 Well, the thing about shooting something with a gun is you're looking at it through a rifle scope from, you know, hundreds of yards away.

02:37:37.000 You could think a husky was a wolf.

02:37:39.000 And if it's in wolf country, you would assume it's a wolf. 0.99

02:37:42.000 That sucks. 0.97

02:37:44.000 Isn't it funny that, like, they look so similar, but one of them really bums you out? 0.99

02:37:50.000 A wolf bums me out if someone shoots it, but they have to keep their populations in check.

02:37:56.000 Wolves, there's a reason why they eradicated wolves from the West back in the day, and it's not because they're awesome.

02:38:01.000 Right.

02:38:01.000 It's the same reason why they stopped World War I, so that the Russians and the Germans made a ceasefire, because so many of them were getting killed by wolves.

02:38:08.000 Like, wolves are rough. 0.99

02:38:10.000 I mean, they're fucking amazing. 0.99

02:38:12.000 Don't get me wrong. 0.98

02:38:12.000 I'm happy that wolves are real. 0.98

02:38:15.000 But you don't want a lot of them around.

02:38:19.000 You don't want a lot of them around where there's not a lot of food, especially now if you like your kids and you like your dog. 0.99

02:38:24.000 That's where all that Little Red Riding Hood shit, the Big Bad Wolf, that was real. 0.99

02:38:29.000 Back when guns weren't so good, when they wrote those stories, you couldn't really shoot that many wolves. 0.99

02:38:34.000 You really couldn't eradicate them.

02:38:36.000 It wasn't easy to do.

02:38:37.000 It's still not easy to do with guns.

02:38:39.000 The way they do it is with poison.

02:38:42.000 The way they killed the wolves in the West was they would shoot a horse and they would inject the horse with poison, like cyanide.

02:38:50.000 They would put it in its veins and pump cyanide through the horse's body.

02:38:53.000 And then the wolves would eat the carcass and they would all die.

02:38:57.000 Right.

02:38:58.000 But it didn't work with the coyotes.

02:39:00.000 Coyotes are too slick.

02:39:01.000 They couldn't poison them.

02:39:03.000 They could poison a few here and there, but then they would figure it out.

02:39:07.000 Because they'd do the roll call, and then the females would have more pups, and then they would spread their branches out. 1.00

02:39:12.000 They would move to different parts of the state, and they just kept expanding.

02:39:16.000 So the more they tried to kill wolves off, the more they made more coyotes.

02:39:19.000 Wow.

02:39:20.000 Yeah.

02:39:20.000 And also, the wolves would chase the coyotes away from the dead horses.

02:39:23.000 They wouldn't let them eat it. 0.98

02:39:24.000 So the wolves would just gorge on it, fucking tear it apart, and then they would all croak. 0.99

02:39:29.000 Hmm. 0.99

02:39:31.000 Hmm.

02:39:31.000 Isn't that wild?

02:39:32.000 And then in the 1990s, they're like, oh, we made a mistake.

02:39:35.000 We're going to bring wolves back. 0.94

02:39:37.000 They dropped them off in Yellowstone, and they just fucking decimated all those poor animals, didn't know what a wolf was. 0.95

02:39:43.000 Imagine there's no wolves. 0.99

02:39:44.000 You're an elk, having a great time.

02:39:46.000 People like to take selfies with you, that's fine.

02:39:48.000 There was no selfies back then, but, you know, photos, whatever.

02:39:51.000 And then, you know, all of a sudden there's wolves.

02:39:55.000 The clean-up crew.

02:39:56.000 You ever seen this picture?

02:39:57.000 This guy riding an elk.

02:39:59.000 Whoa.

02:40:00.000 Missoula, Montana.

02:40:01.000 1910. Wow.

02:40:03.000 He put a fucking saddle on an elk. 1.00

02:40:05.000 Santa Claus. 1.00

02:40:06.000 That's crazy. 1.00

02:40:06.000 Imagine if that thing just decides to fucking swing its head and stab him in the neck. 1.00

02:40:11.000 Look at the antlers on that fucker. 1.00

02:40:14.000 This guy's riding a moose. 1.00

02:40:15.000 That's nuts.

02:40:17.000 Is that a painting?

02:40:18.000 No, it's just an old picture. 0.97

02:40:19.000 A shitty old painting? 0.96

02:40:20.000 Or a shitty old photograph, rather? 0.99

02:40:22.000 That is wild, man. 0.98

02:40:26.000 That dude's riding the moose.

02:40:27.000 That's not.

02:40:27.000 That's a...

02:40:28.000 That's a moose.

02:40:29.000 That's Canadian.

02:40:30.000 No, no, no.

02:40:31.000 That's a cow moose.

02:40:32.000 No, no, no.

02:40:32.000 I know, but...

02:40:33.000 Doesn't look real?

02:40:33.000 Doesn't look like a real photo.

02:40:35.000 Looks real to me, but I'm gullible.

02:40:37.000 The lighting seems real.

02:40:38.000 They already got me with that father-son thing.

02:40:40.000 The lighting just seems off on this as well.

02:40:42.000 Does it?

02:40:43.000 Yeah.

02:40:43.000 I don't know.

02:40:44.000 It does seem weird.

02:40:44.000 It seems it could be real.

02:40:45.000 I'm not going full fake, but just that something seems off.

02:40:48.000 I think you're right about the face of the moose looks a little sketch.

02:40:52.000 He doesn't seem to fit in that.

02:40:53.000 The lighting on the trees isn't matching what's on him and the moose and stuff.

02:40:57.000 Yeah, it seems like it got cut and pasted onto a different background.

02:41:00.000 I've seen better Photoshop jobs.

02:41:00.000 Yeah.

02:41:01.000 Really?

02:41:01.000 Yeah.

02:41:03.000 That's what makes a good Photoshop most of that blending.

02:41:06.000 That's what tricks everyone.

02:41:07.000 You're really good at it or you're not.

02:41:08.000 You want to throw that through a filter and see what we find?

02:41:10.000 Do it like they did with Obama's birth certificate?

02:41:14.000 Look at that one. 1.00

02:41:15.000 Holy shit. 1.00

02:41:17.000 Wow. 1.00

02:41:17.000 That looks real. 1.00

02:41:18.000 What is that elk riding?

02:41:19.000 Okay.

02:41:19.000 See, that looks fake to me.

02:41:21.000 That looks fake.

02:41:22.000 The difference between her blanket and the elk's body.

02:41:24.000 You're not wrong.

02:41:24.000 That does look kind of fake.

02:41:25.000 That looks fake.

02:41:25.000 That looks really fake.

02:41:26.000 Yeah, it looks really fake.

02:41:28.000 Like, all the difference between her blanket and that elk's body looks fake to me.

02:41:32.000 Yeah, there's no shadow.

02:41:33.000 Yeah.

02:41:33.000 Also, go back to that one again.

02:41:36.000 Go back to that one again.

02:41:37.000 That one looks real.

02:41:38.000 Stuck.

02:41:39.000 Oh.

02:41:40.000 They've changed something on how these pictures work.

02:41:42.000 Yeah, it's so annoying.

02:41:43.000 Control it the same way it used to.

02:41:44.000 Scroll down and see if you can find it.

02:41:46.000 So here's the other problem with this.

02:41:48.000 She's not in any control of that elk.

02:41:50.000 Right, she's just holding onto the saddle. 0.53

02:41:52.000 Yeah.

02:41:52.000 Okay, that's fake for sure.

02:41:55.000 Yeah, it's just a fake green screen.

02:41:57.000 Yeah, it looks fake. 0.99

02:42:00.000 But I guarantee you someone's ridden a fucking elk. 0.99

02:42:02.000 I guarantee you there's been a dude who put a fucking saddle on everything. 1.00

02:42:08.000 They probably would try to ride polar bears. 1.00

02:42:10.000 People are assholes. 1.00

02:42:13.000 They probably try. 1.00

02:42:14.000 I mean, look, Santa's reindeer.

02:42:15.000 I mean, they had reindeers pulling sleds.

02:42:17.000 Did you see the video of the guy smoking a cigarette riding a bull?

02:42:20.000 No. 1.00

02:42:21.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:42:21.000 All right. 1.00

02:42:22.000 Now, this I'm pretty sure is real.

02:42:23.000 They're like, this is the greatest sporting achievement of all time.

02:42:27.000 He's smoking while he's riding a bull?

02:42:28.000 He's got like a cast on one arm, too.

02:42:31.000 He's just squeezing it with his legs.

02:42:32.000 It looks so real it could be fake, too.

02:42:35.000 It's like it's so crazy of a thing.

02:42:37.000 Hold on. 1.00

02:42:40.000 Thank God for stupidity. 1.00

02:42:42.000 Is the bull the same as, like, a longhorn? 1.00

02:42:45.000 Or is that something different? 0.99

02:42:46.000 It's a different kind of, oh, wow, that looks real as fuck, dude. 0.98

02:42:49.000 The guy's got a cast on his arm. 0.99

02:42:51.000 It's the part of the bull part.

02:42:53.000 He's on the bull.

02:42:54.000 He's on it for a whole time.

02:42:55.000 He rides it until it's tired.

02:42:57.000 No, he's not even holding on.

02:42:59.000 He's just going with it while he's smoking a cigarette. 0.99

02:43:01.000 That looks real as fuck, dude. 1.00

02:43:04.000 He's just a bad man. 0.99

02:43:06.000 And that's not like the best bull at kicking people off.

02:43:09.000 That bull seems like he's been tranquilized.

02:43:12.000 Oh, he almost lost it.

02:43:13.000 He almost gets knocked off.

02:43:13.000 He gets back on.

02:43:14.000 Well, he's got...

02:43:15.000 His stirrups are tied in real tight, obviously.

02:43:17.000 Is that what it is?

02:43:18.000 Yeah.

02:43:19.000 His feet are being held in?

02:43:19.000 His feet are held in real tight, and the bull just gave up.

02:43:22.000 He's like, fuck it. 1.00

02:43:22.000 Nope, one more job. 1.00

02:43:23.000 I'm going to shake this dude off me.

02:43:25.000 He doesn't like it.

02:43:28.000 Hold on.

02:43:29.000 How are his feet?

02:43:29.000 No, so his feet aren't tight.

02:43:31.000 But they probably undid it there.

02:43:33.000 He would die if that happened, though.

02:43:35.000 Let's see.

02:43:36.000 You're right.

02:43:37.000 It looks like he's just pinching with his legs.

02:43:38.000 He just got to squeeze.

02:43:39.000 Oh, my God.

02:43:40.000 Imagine that guy's guard.

02:43:42.000 He's probably the best jiu-jitsu guard of all time.

02:43:44.000 He'll probably capture you. 1.00

02:43:46.000 You're fucked. 1.00

02:43:46.000 That's crazy. 1.00

02:43:47.000 That guy would have the best triangle ever in history.

02:43:50.000 But if you think, like, you just squeeze with your legs, your legs are so much bigger than your arms.

02:43:54.000 You ever seen that video of a guy, the bull comes at him and he grabs the bull in a headlock and throws the bull over the top of him?

02:44:02.000 The bull comes down.

02:44:03.000 He clamps a hold of the bull's head and rolls with it and gets on top of the bull.

02:44:09.000 Wow.

02:44:09.000 And guys were sending it to me like, imagine this guy's head and arm choke.

02:44:12.000 Jesus.

02:44:13.000 BJ Penn actually sent it to me.

02:44:14.000 Oh, hilarious.

02:44:15.000 And he's like, dude, guillotines for days.

02:44:16.000 And I'm like, yeah, look at this guy's choke.

02:44:19.000 This guy's got an insane choke.

02:44:20.000 Watch this.

02:44:21.000 Oh my gosh.

02:44:22.000 That's one.

02:44:22.000 That's a different one.

02:44:23.000 That's not the same one.

02:44:25.000 This guy headlocked it and he rolled it over the top.

02:44:28.000 Like the bull came towards him and he grabbed a hold of the neck, got to the side, and this is a different one too.

02:44:36.000 But I think people probably got good at that.

02:44:39.000 So he's hanging on to it while they let it go.

02:44:41.000 The guy's holding his tail.

02:44:43.000 It says he slams it.

02:44:45.000 So let's see.

02:44:46.000 Oh, yeah, man.

02:44:47.000 So the guy's holding his tail.

02:44:48.000 That's kind of cheating.

02:44:49.000 The other guy wasn't holding the head.

02:44:50.000 There wasn't a guy holding the tail with the other guy.

02:44:53.000 This guy's just hanging on to the neck.

02:44:55.000 But again, oh, he's tripping it.

02:44:57.000 Oh, he's a wrestler.

02:44:59.000 That guy's got to be a wrestler.

02:45:01.000 And he took it down.

02:45:02.000 Jesus Christ.

02:45:03.000 That's crazy.

02:45:04.000 That's a very young bull.

02:45:05.000 The other one, the bull had horns.

02:45:07.000 And the bull was coming at him and he clamped a hole of the bull's neck and flipped it to the ground.

02:45:12.000 This is it.

02:45:12.000 Oh.

02:45:13.000 Wow.

02:45:13.000 Look at that.

02:45:14.000 That's incredible.

02:45:15.000 That is crazy.

02:45:16.000 That's all grip, bro.

02:45:17.000 Look at that guy's grip.

02:45:18.000 It's incredible.

02:45:19.000 Show that again.

02:45:21.000 That's cool.

02:45:22.000 Watch how this guy does this. 1.00

02:45:23.000 Holy shit. 1.00

02:45:24.000 He comes at the guy. 0.99

02:45:25.000 The guy grabs a hold of it.

02:45:26.000 Boom! 0.99

02:45:27.000 Over the top.

02:45:28.000 And hangs on.

02:45:30.000 This dude is a hell of a grappler. 0.98

02:45:32.000 Like, that squeeze is fucking amazing. 0.98

02:45:35.000 Look how he's got a hold of the horns, holding on to it. 0.97

02:45:38.000 You just don't want to let go.

02:45:39.000 We probably didn't see the end.

02:45:41.000 Where he mauls him. 1.00

02:45:42.000 Yeah, eventually let's go, and that bull sticks a horn right up his asshole. 1.00

02:45:46.000 There's a lot of those videos, dude, of matadors. 1.00

02:45:51.000 Remember when it was hard to see something fucked up? 0.95

02:45:53.000 Remember when we were kids? 0.63

02:45:55.000 I just found a new website that's...

02:45:57.000 Remember, what's the one that they used to have?

02:46:00.000 LiveLeak?

02:46:01.000 LiveLeak.

02:46:02.000 It's like the new LiveLeak.

02:46:04.000 It's horrible.

02:46:06.000 There was one person got run over a New York subway.

02:46:10.000 It's just a meat...

02:46:11.000 Clothing and meat.

02:46:14.000 It's where they find their clips for your mom's house.

02:46:17.000 Probably.

02:46:17.000 I have no idea where they're getting that stuff from.

02:46:19.000 It's called like USA Crime or something weird.

02:46:21.000 Like you can tell it's a website.

02:46:24.000 I think with your mom's house, it's a lot of donations.

02:46:26.000 It's a lot of people sending it in.

02:46:29.000 Not donations, contributions.

02:46:32.000 Freelance contributions.

02:46:33.000 Yeah, freelance.

02:46:34.000 Have you done one of their live shows?

02:46:36.000 Not the live shows.

02:46:37.000 Dude, they're rough.

02:46:39.000 I can't do it.

02:46:40.000 I don't like that stuff.

02:46:40.000 I've seen a lot, but it was shocking to me.

02:46:44.000 I had to gag multiple times and turn my face away from the screen.

02:46:47.000 Multiple times. 1.00

02:46:48.000 A lot of shit stuff. 1.00

02:46:49.000 A lot of people eating shit and smearing shit all over themselves, smearing it on their dicks, and you're like, what? 1.00

02:46:55.000 Yeah, they broke Bobby Lee the other way. 1.00

02:46:57.000 Oh, they'll break everybody, man. 0.99

02:46:58.000 Tom and Christina are sick people. 1.00

02:47:00.000 They are. 1.00

02:47:00.000 They're sick people. 1.00

02:47:02.000 But what they've done is an amazing achievement. 0.97

02:47:05.000 It's brilliant, the way they thought of it.

02:47:08.000 They're like, let's do a show where we see stuff that we would watch, like if we were friends, we're just all hanging out, and we couldn't broadcast it anywhere because it would get removed.

02:47:16.000 It's illegal.

02:47:18.000 But if we make people pay to see it, it's totally legal.

02:47:20.000 And we could just have this thing, we sign up, we'll map out, and they hired producers from Saturday Night Live, like real people.

02:47:28.000 They have sketches.

02:47:30.000 It's a great show. 0.95

02:47:31.000 I enjoyed the shit out of it. 1.00

02:47:33.000 And after I left, I was like, dude, that is a great fucking show. 0.99

02:47:35.000 Like, what you've done is amazing. 0.97

02:47:37.000 It's a pay-per-view event.

02:47:38.000 They do them like once every couple months or something like that. 1.00

02:47:41.000 And when they do them, they're fucking nuts. 0.99

02:47:43.000 They wait until they have enough sketches and enough fucked up videos and then they bring in a guest and freak them the fuck out. 1.00

02:47:51.000 That's great. 0.98

02:47:52.000 What did Bobby leave?

02:47:53.000 They gave him a puke bucket?

02:47:54.000 He got very angry about what he was saying.

02:47:59.000 It was great.

02:48:00.000 Did Bobby do the show, JRE? No, he hasn't been on ever.

02:48:05.000 Really?

02:48:05.000 Yeah.

02:48:06.000 Has he been on in the past?

02:48:08.000 Yeah.

02:48:08.000 Way, way, way back in the day.

02:48:10.000 Episode 4 or 5 or something.

02:48:10.000 Okay, that's right.

02:48:11.000 He hasn't been on since, but I wouldn't 100% have him on.

02:48:14.000 Yeah, he was in town the other day to do that at your mom's house, and he came to the secret show, and he did a spot and hung out with him.

02:48:20.000 I haven't hung out with him so long.

02:48:22.000 He seems so happy now, so it's really cool to see a happy Bobby.

02:48:25.000 He's a lot more free.

02:48:26.000 I'm very happy for him.

02:48:29.000 He's a great person.

02:48:31.000 He really is.

02:48:32.000 He's a sweetheart of a guy.

02:48:33.000 If you don't like Bobby Lee, man, I think that's on you.

02:48:36.000 I don't know how you could not love that guy. 0.97

02:48:39.000 And he's fucking hilarious. 0.99

02:48:40.000 His stand-up is fucking hilarious. 0.99

02:48:42.000 I've been busting his balls for years trying to get him to do a special. 0.99

02:48:45.000 But, you know, if you go see him live, you will not be disappointed. 0.99

02:48:49.000 He's very fucking funny. 0.90

02:48:50.000 He's the funniest guy that doesn't have a special, for sure. 0.98

02:48:53.000 No one's even close. 1.00

02:48:54.000 He's a murderer. 1.00

02:48:55.000 He would go to the comedy store in the fucking OR and just destroy. 1.00

02:48:59.000 Destroy! 1.00

02:49:00.000 Bobby destroys.

02:49:01.000 And he performs so good.

02:49:04.000 He's so enthusiastic.

02:49:06.000 Hopefully he'll put together a special, but if he doesn't, go see him live. 0.95

02:49:10.000 It's fucking great. 0.92

02:49:11.000 And he's just a good dude. 0.97

02:49:13.000 I'm happy to see him happy.

02:49:14.000 Yeah, me too.

02:49:15.000 And I bet his DMs are filled with bomb diggers. 0.97

02:49:19.000 Hell yeah.

02:49:19.000 I'm sure.

02:49:20.000 There's a lot of girls who want to take up where Kalilah left off. 1.00

02:49:24.000 Let me show you some next level.

02:49:27.000 You know?

02:49:28.000 Yeah.

02:49:29.000 But now they also realize they could get famous if they're Bobby Lee's girlfriend.

02:49:32.000 There's probably a lot of those girls. 1.00

02:49:33.000 They're so dangerous nowadays.

02:49:35.000 So he's got to duck them. 0.60

02:49:36.000 You've got to know which one's a sociopath. 0.86

02:49:38.000 Yeah. 0.85

02:49:39.000 Which one's pretending they like you.

02:49:40.000 Which one just really likes funny guys.

02:49:42.000 Mm-hmm. 0.96

02:49:43.000 You know who's fucking hilarious? 0.99

02:49:45.000 Stavos? 0.98

02:49:46.000 Have you had Stavos on Kill Tony before?

02:49:48.000 No!

02:49:48.000 You know, I don't know him, but I see him all over the place.

02:49:52.000 Dude, he's so funny.

02:49:53.000 He's so funny.

02:49:54.000 He's so funny on stage. 0.99

02:49:56.000 He fucking murdered at the Vulcan. 0.98

02:49:58.000 He was really funny, but he's really funny as a podcast guest, too. 0.99

02:50:01.000 He's just a fun dude, man.

02:50:03.000 What's his style of comedy like? 0.99

02:50:04.000 A lot of crazy stories and talking shit, and he's just fucking great. 0.99

02:50:09.000 Just free. 1.00

02:50:10.000 He's like one of those up-and-coming new crop of just...

02:50:14.000 Gunslingers. 1.00

02:50:15.000 I heard he's taking a break from stand-up comedy to lose weight.

02:50:18.000 He's trying to get healthy.

02:50:20.000 Right.

02:50:20.000 I think he's coming off a big tour.

02:50:23.000 He just wants to get healthy.

02:50:24.000 His brother's a fitness trainer.

02:50:25.000 You talked about that on the podcast, too.

02:50:27.000 He's Greek, right?

02:50:28.000 Yeah.

02:50:28.000 Super Greek.

02:50:29.000 He knows everything about Greece.

02:50:31.000 Greek gods, Greek this, Greek that.

02:50:33.000 Gyros. 0.99

02:50:34.000 How do you pronounce his last name?

02:50:36.000 Halkius.

02:50:37.000 Halkius. 1.00

02:50:38.000 That's a fucking great name, son. 0.99

02:50:39.000 Stavos Halkius. 0.99

02:50:40.000 He didn't do it here, but he'll lean into this Baltimore accident right here.

02:50:43.000 Because I asked my chiropractor for a happy ending.

02:50:47.000 Um, now that we got that out of the way. 1.00

02:50:49.000 Fuck the Steelers, yo! 1.00

02:50:50.000 Let's fucking go Ravens, baby! 1.00

02:50:52.000 The Steelers fucking suck dick! 1.00

02:50:53.000 Pittsburgh sucks dick, yo! 1.00

02:50:55.000 Fucking Kenny only throws pickets. 1.00

02:50:57.000 You see his ass faking an injury because he was too scared to face the Ravens defense, yo? 1.00

02:51:02.000 That hit wasn't nothing, yo. 1.00

02:51:03.000 If that was me, I would've eaten that shit up. 1.00

02:51:06.000 Fucking touchdown pass the next play, yo. 1.00

02:51:08.000 But not everybody's built like a fucking champion like me or Joe Flacco. 1.00

02:51:12.000 Who New York Joe should've kept in the game so that they could defeat the Bills, by the way. 0.97

02:51:17.000 Anyway, Kenny's fucking too scared to play, so who do y'all throw in there? 0.91

02:51:20.000 That's a character. 0.98

02:51:20.000 He does. 0.98

02:51:21.000 Obviously, that's a character.

02:51:22.000 He's doing a Baltimore goof.

02:51:25.000 That reminded me.

02:51:27.000 Pat from Imanaki died.

02:51:29.000 Yeah.

02:51:30.000 Baby Bird.

02:51:30.000 I was there with you.

02:51:32.000 Oh, that was crazy.

02:51:33.000 That, to this day, is the craziest experience I've ever had broadcasting anything.

02:51:38.000 That was nuts.

02:51:40.000 When I proposed that idea, I was joking around. 0.92

02:51:43.000 I didn't think that guy would really lean his head off the edge of a garbage can and let that guy throw up in his mouth.

02:51:49.000 It was so much puke.

02:51:51.000 It was so crazy.

02:51:53.000 If you haven't seen it, folks, Google Baby Bird ONA. The ONA days, man.

02:51:58.000 There it is.

02:51:59.000 Bam.

02:51:59.000 That was real.

02:52:01.000 Yeah, it doesn't seem like it.

02:52:03.000 We watched it recently.

02:52:04.000 Didn't we on Protect Our Parks?

02:52:06.000 Yeah, just in case someone didn't watch that.

02:52:07.000 Pal Talk.

02:52:08.000 It's still around.

02:52:08.000 I forgot about Pal Talk.

02:52:09.000 It's Pal Talk. 0.95

02:52:10.000 They were the first guys to do that.

02:52:12.000 They were broadcasting live on Pal Talk while they were on the radio.

02:52:16.000 Who owns...

02:52:16.000 What is Pal Talk now?

02:52:18.000 You know, like, did they get bought out in their...

02:52:20.000 Elon bought it and shut it down.

02:52:21.000 Yeah.

02:52:22.000 He needs to bring back Vine.

02:52:24.000 He was going to, wasn't he?

02:52:25.000 Yeah, that's...

02:52:26.000 It's still open, Pal Talk.

02:52:27.000 Pal Talk is? 0.62

02:52:28.000 Yeah.

02:52:29.000 Whoa.

02:52:29.000 That was Strangers.

02:52:31.000 Might have rebranded a little bit.

02:52:32.000 Yeah, this is probably a different company anyway.

02:52:33.000 I remember when you had it back then, you had...

02:52:36.000 No, I think that's it.

02:52:37.000 When you had it back then, it had to be PC. That's why I never had it.

02:52:40.000 Right.

02:52:41.000 Because you couldn't use it on a Mac.

02:52:43.000 And that was back when I was trying to not play video games.

02:52:45.000 Livestreams only on Palotalk.

02:52:46.000 Oh, there it goes.

02:52:47.000 So there's shows that livestream only.

02:52:49.000 But that was the first sort of internet version of the radio show, where they would stream both on the internet and on the radio at the same time.

02:53:00.000 The O&A days, man.

02:53:02.000 For people, you know, it's hard now to believe that there was no podcasts at one point in time. 0.96

02:53:08.000 But there was a show where all the comics would go and just fuck around. 0.93

02:53:12.000 And it was great. 0.98

02:53:13.000 And Bill Burr was like a regular on it almost every day.

02:53:16.000 DePaulo, Burr.

02:53:18.000 Patrice.

02:53:18.000 Patrice was the man.

02:53:21.000 If it was a Patrice episode of O&A, you knew it was going to be great.

02:53:24.000 Rich Voss, Jim Norton. 0.99

02:53:27.000 I mean, those guys were fucking great. 0.99

02:53:28.000 It was a great show. 1.00

02:53:30.000 Monster rain.

02:53:31.000 It was a great show, man. 1.00

02:53:35.000 It was a fucking great show. 0.99

02:53:36.000 It was so much fun. 1.00

02:53:37.000 And for young, stupid guys like me, it was like, oh my god, there's a thing like this? 1.00

02:53:43.000 And people say that they ripped off Howard... 1.00

02:53:46.000 It was certainly influenced by Howard.

02:53:48.000 There's no doubt.

02:53:49.000 Everybody was influenced by Howard, including me.

02:53:51.000 But what they did was different because they had a hang.

02:53:53.000 And that's what we did.

02:53:55.000 We did like Ice House Chronicles and we did all those shows that we did.

02:53:59.000 We were doing a version of O&A. Absolutely.

02:54:02.000 When we did those shows at the Ice House in Pasadena where you would go on stage and then the comics would switch out depending on who's on stage.

02:54:12.000 Like, who's up?

02:54:12.000 Like, how much time do I have?

02:54:14.000 And it was right across the hallway.

02:54:15.000 So we'd run from the podcast studio right to the stage.

02:54:18.000 It was so fun, man.

02:54:20.000 It was the best.

02:54:20.000 It was so fun.

02:54:21.000 You should do something like that at your comedy club.

02:54:23.000 We 100% should do something like that.

02:54:25.000 Yeah.

02:54:26.000 Yeah.

02:54:27.000 Well, we're going to have it set up at the comedy club where when you guys are doing Kill Tony, there'll be another room with an open mic going on simultaneously.

02:54:33.000 That's awesome.

02:54:34.000 Yeah.

02:54:34.000 So you could actually practice.

02:54:36.000 Mm-hmm.

02:54:37.000 So you might be able to do a set at the open mic and then go do Kill Tony where you'll be hot.

02:54:42.000 You'll get off stage, you have a good set, and then go bang it out on the internet in front of hundreds of thousands of people.

02:54:47.000 Yeah.

02:54:48.000 Can't wait.

02:54:49.000 Having a setup like we had back then was so encouraging for comedy.

02:54:54.000 Because that was when I was kicked out of the store and we were trying to find some other places to go and things to do.

02:54:59.000 So the Ice House became our spot for a long time.

02:55:02.000 That's where we met young Jamie.

02:55:04.000 They're going to reopen soon.

02:55:05.000 Yeah, I heard.

02:55:06.000 I want to see it so bad.

02:55:07.000 Yeah, I wonder what they did.

02:55:08.000 They remodeled something, which is...

02:55:12.000 It was perfect.

02:55:14.000 Yeah.

02:55:14.000 Like, if I bought the Ice House, I would be like, we're not touching anything!

02:55:17.000 Don't touch anything.

02:55:18.000 But a lot needed...

02:55:20.000 Ah!

02:55:20.000 Fix the toilet.

02:55:21.000 That's it.

02:55:21.000 Ceilings.

02:55:22.000 Remember, I would come into work or come into my studio and there would just be ceiling and water all over my shit every day. 0.99

02:55:29.000 But that's the thing about California. 0.98

02:55:30.000 There's leaky roofs and you don't find out about it until it only rains once a year. 0.99

02:55:34.000 Yeah, but that was just his old ass building. 0.95

02:55:36.000 It used to be a real ice house. 0.99

02:55:38.000 Yeah.

02:55:38.000 Back in the day, the ice house was a place where people would buy ice.

02:55:42.000 And then it was a music venue for a little while.

02:55:45.000 And then it became the Ice House, the Comedy Club.

02:55:48.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:55:48.000 That place was the shit. 1.00

02:55:50.000 You know, it was such a good room that agents would not accept tapes from the Ice House because they thought it was too easy to kill there. 1.00

02:55:58.000 That's right.

02:55:59.000 It was almost like a cheat code because it felt like you were at a road show.

02:56:04.000 You know, so the audiences, it wasn't LA audiences.

02:56:07.000 Yeah, they weren't jaded.

02:56:08.000 They're from Pasadena.

02:56:09.000 It was like regular people.

02:56:11.000 They weren't like industry people.

02:56:12.000 It was a totally different vibe.

02:56:14.000 It was like Killian Columbus or something like that.

02:56:17.000 Yeah.

02:56:17.000 Well, we're kind of jaded because we live in Texas and it's the best audiences in the world.

02:56:21.000 They're the best.

02:56:22.000 But we always used to say that about Texas.

02:56:24.000 Remember back in the day, we'd do like the Addison Improv or the Laugh Factory or something like that, or the Laugh Stop, rather.

02:56:30.000 We were like, they're the best down here. 0.98

02:56:31.000 They're just fucking partying. 0.97

02:56:32.000 They're fun. 1.00

02:56:33.000 They're just fun fucking people. 0.99

02:56:35.000 And they're not poisoned by show business, you know? 0.99

02:56:39.000 Used to go on that Dale show.

02:56:41.000 Remember the radio show?

02:56:42.000 He got let go recently.

02:56:45.000 Did he?

02:56:45.000 Yeah, after how many years has he done that?

02:56:49.000 Yeah, well, they all, you know...

02:56:54.000 I mean, I don't know what anybody could have done back then in terms of, like, do a podcast simultaneously, because I think probably a lot of their contracts said they couldn't do that.

02:57:04.000 Right.

02:57:04.000 Because that's what happened with Anthony.

02:57:05.000 When Anthony was doing Live from the Compound, which is the most ridiculous show ever, it also inspired us.

02:57:10.000 The two things that inspired us the most were Tom Green, for sure.

02:57:13.000 Absolutely. 0.95

02:57:14.000 Because remember when we went to his house, we were like, holy shit, he's got a talk show. 0.95

02:57:17.000 But he did it almost like an internet version of a traditional talk show. 0.98

02:57:21.000 Mm-hmm.

02:57:22.000 And then the other thing was ONA. But ONA was The Hang, and then Anthony Cumia, you're like, whoa, you can do that from your house, too?

02:57:29.000 Where it's like, just you set this thing up, just like Tom Green did, and just have chaos?

02:57:35.000 And, you know, have Anthony Cumia-style chaos? 1.00

02:57:39.000 Like, oh, shit. 0.99

02:57:40.000 There was all these things that set the table for us. 1.00

02:57:42.000 Mm-hmm.

02:57:43.000 It was always so fun because every week we'd find like a new microphone.

02:57:47.000 We'd upgrade all the cameras.

02:57:51.000 It was so fun back then.

02:57:52.000 It was constant shopping.

02:57:54.000 It's crazy back then how many people told us we were wasting our time.

02:57:57.000 Yeah.

02:57:58.000 Isn't that interesting?

02:57:59.000 Because it's like everybody thought it was just a giant waste of time.

02:58:03.000 Like even Segura.

02:58:04.000 Segura leaving the show was like, what is he doing?

02:58:07.000 Remember he had a conversation with you?

02:58:09.000 Why is he doing this?

02:58:12.000 It's hilarious.

02:58:13.000 Now he's one of the biggest podcasters in the world. 0.99

02:58:14.000 Dude, I did a show Tuesday, Wednesday, and his new studio is like a legit production company studio with tons of employees and shit. 0.95

02:58:26.000 Yeah, like way more employees than I have. 0.85

02:58:28.000 And everybody's running around doing different things.

02:58:30.000 They have green rooms, like green screen rooms.

02:58:33.000 Danny Brown's room.

02:58:34.000 Danny Brown's show, yeah.

02:58:35.000 Dr. Drew. 0.99

02:58:36.000 Danny Brown is funny as fuck. 0.99

02:58:37.000 Danny is hilarious. 0.99

02:58:38.000 Oh my god, his show is so funny.

02:58:40.000 He's like one of the great ranters.

02:58:42.000 There's a few people that are just so good at ranting. 0.99

02:58:45.000 It's such a beautiful skill to just be able to talk shit about everything. 0.98

02:58:49.000 And the thing about your mom's house too is they have those guys that are working there that are in the booth and they're all laughing too. 0.98

02:58:54.000 So Danny Brown's talking even more.

02:58:56.000 It's like the Tim Dillon situation where he's got an audience of one, you know, which is nice.

02:59:02.000 Yeah.

02:59:03.000 Nice.

02:59:05.000 Yeah, what's next, buddy?

02:59:07.000 You think virtual?

02:59:08.000 I know you do a lot of stuff.

02:59:09.000 I'm still on virtual, yeah. 0.99

02:59:10.000 But you do it more like silly. 0.78

02:59:12.000 It's like fun stuff. 0.93

02:59:13.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:59:14.000 I mean, you know, I think what Meta's version of the future is not...

02:59:19.000 I think it's more...

02:59:21.000 a little bit different than that.

02:59:22.000 I feel kind of bad that... 0.98

02:59:24.000 They're going bankrupt and spending billions of dollars a year and shit like that. 0.93

02:59:28.000 I feel that didn't work out as good as he thought it was. 0.70

02:59:31.000 It's not.

02:59:31.000 I remember when he came on the podcast, I was enthusiastic about it.

02:59:34.000 I'm like, well, he's fucking hit home runs every time.

02:59:37.000 But the thing is, like, people are still weirded out about putting goggles on and going to a world that's not really there. 0.97

02:59:43.000 Right. 1.00

02:59:44.000 No, I was talking to Christina and Tom the other day, and Christina's like, you look so stupid. 1.00

02:59:50.000 I hate it. 1.00

02:59:52.000 I hate looking at people doing the VR thing. 1.00

02:59:55.000 Because I guess she goes to the mall and does all that shit all the time with her kids. 1.00

02:59:58.000 And Tom was like, oh, I want to buy one. 1.00

03:00:01.000 So he's going to get one.

03:00:03.000 I'll tell you what they're good for.

03:00:04.000 It's workouts.

03:00:05.000 Workouts?

03:00:05.000 Yeah.

03:00:06.000 And exercise. 0.99

03:00:07.000 You do the boxing one, you will get a fucking serious workout. 0.99

03:00:10.000 Right. 0.99

03:00:11.000 Because it's like it forces you to punch.

03:00:13.000 And you're like punching in the air, like just punching in the air with not hitting anything is actually kind of more exhausting sometimes, especially when you're punching fast because you've got to decelerate too.

03:00:23.000 Whereas when you're punching something like a heavy bag, you can just punch it and hit it.

03:00:27.000 There's a different thing.

03:00:28.000 You'll be able to generate more power by punching and hitting it because you're hitting it and you're actually almost like lifting weights when you're pushing the bag off because there's resistance.

03:00:35.000 So it builds your power.

03:00:37.000 For a workout, man.

03:00:39.000 Having those little things on your hands and you see the boxing gloves in front of you and the guy comes at you, it's wild, man.

03:00:45.000 It's hard to do.

03:00:46.000 The only problem, I think, is it's too big right now to really take it to the next level for working out.

03:00:52.000 It gets hot.

03:00:53.000 You've got this big plastic thing on your face.

03:00:56.000 But I think in the future when it gets smaller and it gets more like goggles or glasses.

03:00:59.000 It'll be like those Brian Bosworth sunglasses.

03:01:01.000 Yeah, yeah.

03:01:02.000 Once it gets to that.

03:01:03.000 Yeah.

03:01:03.000 Remember those?

03:01:04.000 Yeah, what are those?

03:01:05.000 Oakleys?

03:01:05.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:01:07.000 Remember the Boz? 1.00

03:01:08.000 Yeah, fucking Boz. 1.00

03:01:10.000 Remember that guy? 1.00

03:01:10.000 What happened to that guy? 1.00

03:01:11.000 Well, he became a movie. 0.99

03:01:13.000 He was a football player, but he fucked his shoulder up. 0.99

03:01:15.000 And then he went from football to the movies. 0.99

03:01:17.000 He was a movie star in like a couple of movies.

03:01:20.000 Then I don't know.

03:01:21.000 I don't know what happened.

03:01:22.000 Is he still around?

03:01:24.000 Where's Brian Bosworth?

03:01:27.000 There he is.

03:01:28.000 What happened?

03:01:28.000 He was all over the place for a while.

03:01:30.000 Look at that handsome bastard. 0.99

03:01:32.000 There's a few of those football players that transitioned to become movie stars that just gave it up. 0.99

03:01:37.000 Like Howie Long was another one.

03:01:38.000 Remember that?

03:01:39.000 Yeah, look at that.

03:01:41.000 How he's on TV as a football analyst, right?

03:01:44.000 Yeah.

03:01:45.000 But he was a movie star for a while, remember?

03:01:49.000 Frigerator Perry, remember him?

03:01:50.000 Oh yeah, but I don't think he did movies.

03:01:53.000 So Bosworth is still around?

03:01:54.000 What does he do now?

03:01:55.000 I don't know.

03:01:56.000 Dude, he was a tank.

03:01:57.000 That's him now.

03:01:58.000 Wow, he is still around.

03:01:59.000 Look at him.

03:02:00.000 He looks better now. 1.00

03:02:01.000 Look at that sultry looking motherfucker. 1.00

03:02:05.000 Yeah, but apparently he knew his shoulder was fucked up when he got signed. 1.00

03:02:09.000 But he was like a giant superstar. 0.99

03:02:11.000 I think part of it was a talented player, but part of it was the look and the image and all this shit. 0.92

03:02:17.000 Where's he at now? 0.96

03:02:19.000 Oklahoma.

03:02:20.000 He's in Oklahoma?

03:02:21.000 Is he still around?

03:02:22.000 He's in a bunch of movies. 0.63

03:02:23.000 Did The Longest Yard, One Tough Bastard, Stone Cold.

03:02:26.000 That's the one he did.

03:02:27.000 That was the big one in 1991. Oh, no.

03:02:32.000 96 was the last one?

03:02:34.000 Midnight Heat?

03:02:35.000 They're not in order or anything.

03:02:37.000 I think the big one was Stone Cold, though, right?

03:02:39.000 Wasn't that his first breakout movie?

03:02:41.000 I remember Stone Cold the most.

03:02:43.000 Yeah. 1.00

03:02:44.000 Yeah, he was like the fucking man. 1.00

03:02:48.000 There's these guys every now and then. 1.00

03:02:50.000 Yep.

03:02:51.000 He was also in The Longest Yard with Joey Deeds.

03:02:54.000 Right, that's right.

03:02:55.000 91. That was the big movie.

03:02:58.000 Stone Cold.

03:02:59.000 On again, off again film career.

03:03:02.000 Starring in several low-budget films such as One Man's Justice, which went straight to DVD. Remember those days?

03:03:10.000 Remember those days of going into Blockbuster and just looking around?

03:03:14.000 I miss it.

03:03:15.000 There were fun days, man.

03:03:17.000 There's fun days when you, you know, like, we almost have, like, too many options.

03:03:23.000 I don't like to say that because I think it's awesome that more content creators exist and more people have a chance to create things.

03:03:29.000 The barrier for entry is so much different than it used to be.

03:03:32.000 But there was something cool.

03:03:34.000 I think it was only cool because we can look back. 0.99

03:03:38.000 Back then, if you gave us Netflix, we'd be like, fuck yeah. 0.99

03:03:40.000 Yeah. 0.99

03:03:41.000 I'd get it instantly.

03:03:41.000 I'd just press a button.

03:03:42.000 Holy shit, this is crazy. 0.99

03:03:44.000 I don't even have to leave the house. 0.99

03:03:46.000 Back then, you'd have to go out in the snow. 0.98

03:03:48.000 You'd have to go to Blockbusters and fucking skid in the parking lot. 0.92

03:03:52.000 Remember those days? 0.99

03:03:53.000 Mm-hmm.

03:03:54.000 Then you have to rewind your tape so you get charged.

03:03:57.000 Oh, yeah, you're charged. 1.00

03:03:58.000 Sometimes your shit would get stuck. 1.00

03:04:01.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

03:04:02.000 You know, get stuck inside the machine.

03:04:04.000 Remember, like, videotapes or movies back then, like, if you lost it, it was, like, 80 bucks, like, $100.

03:04:09.000 It wasn't, like...

03:04:11.000 They were super overpriced.

03:04:12.000 I remember I went to this local video store and they would charge you if you didn't return a film, but I was too shy to bring back pornos, so I'd rent them and just keep them, charge me.

03:04:25.000 Like 10 of them.

03:04:27.000 I think that's what most people did. 0.99

03:04:29.000 They didn't want to bring back, you know, Debbie Does Dallas and put a stack of these fucking porns down. 1.00

03:04:34.000 You fucking pervert. 0.99

03:04:35.000 Yeah, I've told you this before on the show, but I used to work at a video store, over a 24-hour store, had a porn site, and my kindergarten teacher came in, a woman, buying porn, and I don't think she recognized me, but I recognized her, but it was creepy. 1.00

03:04:52.000 Mud alert.

03:04:53.000 That's a rare lady back then.

03:04:55.000 Yeah.

03:04:55.000 A lady that goes to get the porn?

03:04:57.000 Yeah.

03:04:57.000 People probably had a totally different attitude about porn because it was so new.

03:05:01.000 It was such a new thing.

03:05:03.000 And it didn't have a negative connotation yet.

03:05:05.000 Like, you didn't think of porn as, like, people who were abused as a child that went on to do porn. 0.99

03:05:10.000 You just thought, people are fucking. 0.99

03:05:12.000 This is great. 0.99

03:05:12.000 Like, nobody thought about, like, how did this start? 0.99

03:05:15.000 Like, who's doing this?

03:05:16.000 Why are you doing it?

03:05:16.000 What's your motivation?

03:05:18.000 Like, are you hooked on drugs?

03:05:19.000 Like, no one thought that. 1.00

03:05:20.000 Just, oh, people are fucking. 1.00

03:05:21.000 This is great. 1.00

03:05:22.000 I can get a video.

03:05:23.000 Remember you had to go to those saloon doors?

03:05:25.000 Or push the beads aside?

03:05:27.000 Yeah, the beads.

03:05:29.000 And there was like drug tests, you know, like pipes. 0.99

03:05:35.000 They sold all kinds of shit. 1.00

03:05:36.000 Brass knuckles. 1.00

03:05:38.000 Yeah, brass knuckles.

03:05:39.000 If they sold porn, they also sold brass knuckles and bongs.

03:05:43.000 Yeah, if you went to an actual adult store, those are the creepiest.

03:05:46.000 Because those, you're not even pretending they had to rent a Patrick Swayze movie. 0.90

03:05:49.000 You're only going straight for porn. 0.50

03:05:51.000 Those are the creepiest stores to go to. 0.68

03:05:53.000 It was like Porn Emporium or something like that, and you walk in and you're like...

03:05:56.000 They probably don't exist anymore, I would say.

03:05:58.000 I'm looking.

03:05:59.000 I was like, why was it called the Lion's Den?

03:06:01.000 But I don't think they all were.

03:06:03.000 It's just the one that started where we were from.

03:06:05.000 I've seen them in Texas.

03:06:07.000 You're driving on the highway. 0.99

03:06:08.000 Triple X Emporium or whatever the fuck it is. 1.00

03:06:11.000 And they sell lingerie and dildos and shit. 1.00

03:06:14.000 Yeah, but that was the only place for a while where you could get porn. 1.00

03:06:19.000 Like, when I was a kid, magazines couldn't show erections. 0.97

03:06:24.000 Like, the guys had to be soft. 1.00

03:06:27.000 So the women could have their vaginas open, spread eagle, and pulling their pussy lips aside, and the guy had to have, like, this limp dick. 1.00

03:06:33.000 Like, people were afraid of dicks. 1.00

03:06:35.000 Like, this was in the 80s. 1.00

03:06:37.000 Like, you couldn't have a hard dick in a magazine. 0.99

03:06:39.000 It'd be against the law. 1.00

03:06:40.000 They'd put you in a cage. 0.99

03:06:41.000 It's ridiculous. 0.99

03:06:42.000 They'd come in and arrest you. 1.00

03:06:44.000 If you had a magazine filled with hard dicks, like, what the fuck are you doing? 1.00

03:06:48.000 My wife's gonna see that dick! 1.00

03:06:51.000 Guaranteed that's what it was. 1.00

03:06:52.000 Guaranteed it was a guy with a little dick who's like, we can't have that. 1.00

03:06:55.000 No hard dicks. 1.00

03:06:57.000 You didn't grow up with this that way. 1.00

03:06:59.000 Maybe you did, Brian.

03:07:00.000 I don't know.

03:07:00.000 We always had a friend with a single dad who would have either the stack of magazines or he had the black box so he had access to the channel that everyone else was scrambled.

03:07:11.000 Skin of No one else had that box.

03:07:13.000 It was like the single dad had it.

03:07:15.000 Oh yeah, definitely. 1.00

03:07:17.000 Before there was that option to get porn, you had to jerk off through your memory. 0.99

03:07:21.000 Or you had to get a lingerie catalog. 0.99

03:07:23.000 JCPenney Christmas catalog.

03:07:25.000 You weren't inspired.

03:07:27.000 Remember those big books?

03:07:28.000 Every year you would get the big book and you would go through all the toys and you had to write down the numbers and order it through the mail.

03:07:35.000 That's right.

03:07:37.000 That's right.

03:07:39.000 Yeah, man.

03:07:40.000 People got addicted to ordering through catalogs.

03:07:42.000 Because it's just like people are addicted to internet shopping.

03:07:46.000 People are addicted to internet shopping.

03:07:48.000 I'm addicted to internet shopping. 1.00

03:07:49.000 It's fucking so addictive. 0.99

03:07:50.000 You're like, I need that money clip. 0.99

03:07:53.000 I was so high the other day, I couldn't remember how you bought a plane ticket without the internet.

03:07:57.000 I was like, how did that even happen?

03:07:59.000 I don't remember ever doing it in my entire life, but yeah, I guess it was a phone call.

03:08:03.000 I remember when you bought a plane ticket, you didn't have to show a license.

03:08:07.000 You didn't have to show who you were.

03:08:09.000 Yeah.

03:08:10.000 You just had a ticket.

03:08:11.000 You'd just be able to show them the ticket.

03:08:13.000 You give them the ticket, you get on the plane.

03:08:15.000 Like someone could give you their ticket.

03:08:17.000 Smoking.

03:08:18.000 I remember those days.

03:08:19.000 Yes!

03:08:19.000 We just show up to the airport too and be like, I need to get to Ohio.

03:08:22.000 Okay?

03:08:23.000 Three hours from now, there's a flight to here.

03:08:25.000 There's three seats left.

03:08:26.000 You can have one of them.

03:08:28.000 That's craziness.

03:08:29.000 Yeah, how did you, you just went to the airport?

03:08:31.000 Or did you buy tickets in advance?

03:08:33.000 I think over the phone.

03:08:35.000 I think you would call them.

03:08:35.000 Sometimes you would buy it months in advance.

03:08:37.000 And they send them to you?

03:08:38.000 I think so.

03:08:39.000 It's hilarious.

03:08:39.000 I think I remember.

03:08:41.000 How'd they write, they wrote their books with a feather?

03:08:44.000 And there was no printing press at all.

03:08:46.000 That, it's so crazy how much things have changed just inside of our life.

03:08:51.000 Now you just, every ticket's on your phone and you walk by the thing, boop, scans your ticket.

03:08:56.000 Crazy.

03:08:58.000 TSA didn't really have any technology.

03:08:59.000 It was like, you pinky square, you don't have anything on you? 0.88

03:09:01.000 I don't think it existed.

03:09:02.000 Yeah, I don't think there was.

03:09:03.000 There was a metal detector maybe, but that's about it.

03:09:05.000 No, you used to be able to go right to the gate, remember?

03:09:07.000 Yes.

03:09:08.000 And you'd go to the gate and meet your friends.

03:09:09.000 Yeah.

03:09:10.000 Yeah.

03:09:10.000 Yeah, I went and met my dad and they let me go back on the plane and like sit in the thing.

03:09:14.000 Oh, wow.

03:09:15.000 I would have been like, I want to go home.

03:09:16.000 Now if you leave your phone on the plane, you can't go back on the plane to get your phone.

03:09:19.000 Yeah.

03:09:20.000 What do you expect me to do?

03:09:22.000 I'm still in the airport.

03:09:23.000 I just got off the plane. 1.00

03:09:24.000 What the fuck is wrong with you? 0.99

03:09:25.000 But back then, they didn't have to take off your shoes. 1.00

03:09:29.000 It was that Richard Spencer guy, that shoe bomber.

03:09:31.000 Right.

03:09:31.000 Once he tried to blow himself up and they didn't charge for luggage.

03:09:35.000 No charge for luggage.

03:09:36.000 Remember that?

03:09:37.000 Yeah.

03:09:37.000 It was just a weird...

03:09:39.000 It was just a different world back then, man.

03:09:42.000 Dude, you could smoke on a plane.

03:09:43.000 It's so crazy.

03:09:45.000 You know, Dice Clay used to have a joke about it.

03:09:48.000 About, I could smoke here, but I can't smoke here. 1.00

03:09:51.000 We're in a fucking tube! 0.99

03:09:54.000 He had this whole bit about smoking on a plane. 1.00

03:09:56.000 There's a video that just came out, like, a couple days ago of this guy, like, last week, just packed a plane and just pulls out a cigarette and starts smoking it.

03:10:06.000 And it's just so weird to see.

03:10:07.000 Everyone's freaking out, like, looking at him like, is he really smoking a cigarette?

03:10:12.000 Yeah, that used to be normal.

03:10:13.000 I remember there's an old video of Bertrand Russell.

03:10:16.000 And Bertrand Russell would not fly unless he could smoke on a plane.

03:10:21.000 And he was talking about it.

03:10:22.000 See if you can find that.

03:10:23.000 It's a crazy, crazy video because here's like this cherished intellectual who just loved tobacco and he could not be without tobacco.

03:10:32.000 The sort of conventional self-indulgences or vices like drinking tobacco and so on, which is your favorite one?

03:10:38.000 Oh, tobacco.

03:10:39.000 I smoke a pipe all day long except when I'm eating or sleeping.

03:10:43.000 Hasn't that shortened your life?

03:10:45.000 Well, they used to say it would when I first took to it, but I took to it some 70 years ago, so it doesn't seem to have had a very great effect so far.

03:10:56.000 In fact, you know, on one occasion it saved my life.

03:11:02.000 I was in an airplane and A man was getting a seat for me and I said, get me a seat in the smoking part, so if I can't smoke I should die.

03:11:14.000 And sure enough, there was an accident, a bad accident, and all the people in the non-smoking part of the plane were drowned.

03:11:22.000 And the people in the smoking part jumped into the Norwegian fjord where we landed and were saved.

03:11:32.000 What the hell?

03:11:35.000 That was back when planes crashed all the time.

03:11:39.000 That's one thing where technology got way better.

03:11:43.000 Preventing plane crashes.

03:11:45.000 Plane crashes were so normal. 0.86

03:11:47.000 They were so fucking normal. 0.95

03:11:50.000 They happened all the time. 0.99

03:11:53.000 Like they would happen like once a month.

03:11:55.000 The plane just drives itself pretty much nowadays.

03:11:57.000 Yeah, and they're just really good at knowing when to fly and when not to fly.

03:12:00.000 They have better understanding of the weather conditions.

03:12:03.000 Back then they were just, is it windy?

03:12:05.000 Yeah, let's go. 1.00

03:12:06.000 Let's go, bitch. 1.00

03:12:07.000 They just go up and the wind would be going 100 miles an hour sideways. 0.99

03:12:11.000 I wonder if they even had a way of measuring it back then accurately, like at distance.

03:12:15.000 Like, you know, if you're flying over the country, they know now where the patches of turbulence are and they avoid them.

03:12:20.000 You know, we're going through a rough spot, but we're going to clear this and go to the next, and there's nothing up above it.

03:12:25.000 So they know where the wind is now.

03:12:29.000 Still, I was flying back from Detroit, and we were in the middle of a thunderstorm.

03:12:32.000 It was creepy, dude.

03:12:34.000 It was creepy.

03:12:35.000 We were looking out the window on the way to Austin, and we couldn't land in Austin.

03:12:37.000 We wound up landing somewhere else.

03:12:39.000 And then we had a transport to Austin.

03:12:41.000 Wow.

03:12:42.000 Yeah, it was sketchy.

03:12:43.000 It was sketchy. 0.99

03:12:45.000 Once in a while, that shit still happens. 0.99

03:12:47.000 It's always when I'm stoned, too. 0.99

03:12:48.000 I'm like, why did this happen to happen when I'm stoned?

03:12:50.000 Well, it's most of the time when I'm on an airplane.

03:12:53.000 Yeah.

03:12:54.000 I don't like to be on an airplane sober. 1.00

03:12:55.000 Fuck that. 1.00

03:12:56.000 Like, what am I going to do? 1.00

03:12:57.000 I have zero responsibility for three hours.

03:12:59.000 Why would I be sober?

03:13:00.000 Right.

03:13:01.000 You know?

03:13:01.000 Yeah.

03:13:03.000 But it's just watching the lightning in the sky while you're flying around.

03:13:06.000 You realize, I'm just floating in air here in the middle of an electrical storm.

03:13:10.000 This is such a bad idea.

03:13:12.000 Yeah.

03:13:15.000 That's how people go.

03:13:17.000 It happens all the time.

03:13:18.000 Especially the small planes.

03:13:20.000 Especially if you know the Clintons.

03:13:21.000 Yeah.

03:13:22.000 Especially the private jets that everyone's doing nowadays.

03:13:25.000 Those are even scarier during storms.

03:13:27.000 Oh, yeah, man.

03:13:28.000 For sure.

03:13:29.000 But they're all scary, man. 0.99

03:13:31.000 It's a metal fucking thing in the sky while lightning is crackling. 0.98

03:13:34.000 The thing about Texas as opposed to California is that it rains a lot here. 0.99

03:13:39.000 We get to experience rain. 0.97

03:13:40.000 I fucking love it. 0.99

03:13:42.000 I love it, but it's so violent. 0.99

03:13:45.000 Like, compared to even, like, you know, Ohio, we used to have thunderstorms all the time.

03:13:48.000 There's something about Texas, and I think it must be because of the ocean being around it or near or something like that.

03:13:54.000 What about California?

03:13:54.000 The ocean's near that.

03:13:55.000 Yeah, but, I mean, I just mean the lightning so much.

03:13:59.000 Like, when it's a lightning storm out here, our whole house rumbles and it's deeper and it's...

03:14:05.000 I think, I don't know, but I'm guessing that's because there's more moisture here.

03:14:09.000 Yeah, right.

03:14:09.000 It's more, there's more humidity.

03:14:11.000 Yeah.

03:14:11.000 So I would imagine that has something to do, is that?

03:14:14.000 Without, I'm not only going to correct, but I think it has more to do with atmospheric pressure and things like that.

03:14:20.000 And the jet stream doesn't really go down through Southern California a ton.

03:14:23.000 And here is like, we're right on the spot where everything gets mixed. 0.98

03:14:27.000 It's fucking scary sometimes. 1.00

03:14:29.000 Scariest shit is tornadoes. 1.00

03:14:30.000 And the wind. 1.00

03:14:31.000 I remember watching this video.

03:14:32.000 It was outside of Dallas.

03:14:34.000 It was on television.

03:14:34.000 There were semi-trucks that were flying through the air.

03:14:37.000 And I was like, oh my god.

03:14:39.000 A semi-truck just floating around the air like a paper cup.

03:14:44.000 It was floating around the sky.

03:14:46.000 This twister touched down on this area that had semis. 0.99

03:14:49.000 It was fucking nuts. 0.95

03:14:51.000 Yeah, that tornado from four months ago, it was like literally five miles from my house. 0.98

03:14:55.000 And then I went through Hutto and just destroyed all those things on Hutto. 0.99

03:14:58.000 What did it destroy?

03:14:59.000 Houses?

03:14:59.000 Houses, a shopping center, like tore through all these, like this neighborhood.

03:15:04.000 There's this drone footage of this neighborhood and every single roof is like missing.

03:15:09.000 Except there will be like one house that's untouched and then everything else around is just...

03:15:14.000 This is this wild video of this guy.

03:15:16.000 He's driving in his car at night.

03:15:18.000 They're trying to get away from a tornado and it's dark out so you can't see it.

03:15:22.000 But every now and then the lightning cracks and you see the tornado in the distance.

03:15:25.000 And this guy doesn't even know, like, is he going the right way?

03:15:29.000 What if it turns directions?

03:15:30.000 I mean, is he listening to the Doppler radar at every second of every day?

03:15:34.000 So watch this guy's driving and look at that. 0.99

03:15:36.000 Look at that fucking tornado in the distance! 1.00

03:15:38.000 Imagine that's a monster. 1.00

03:15:39.000 It's like a King Kong running at you, a thousand feet tall.

03:15:44.000 But it's crazy because you only see it when the sky flashes with lightning.

03:15:49.000 Other than that, it's just dark.

03:15:51.000 And then you get a sense of where this thing is going.

03:15:53.000 But you're just guessing.

03:15:54.000 You're just hoping the lightning still keeps going so you can get a sense of where it's going.

03:15:57.000 Look at the cars going!

03:15:59.000 The cars are driving by it!

03:16:01.000 Oh my god!

03:16:02.000 Imagine now it's like the year of BC 2000. Oh my god.

03:16:07.000 And you have a tent.

03:16:09.000 And you don't even know...

03:16:10.000 What do you do?

03:16:11.000 Do you get to the cave?

03:16:12.000 I guess you have to get to the cave.

03:16:14.000 Would you have ever seen a tornado before? 0.96

03:16:16.000 You know, like, did they even know what the fuck that would have been? 0.96

03:16:18.000 Probably thought it was a monster or something. 0.99

03:16:20.000 Well, you gotta think the Plains Indians for sure saw that.

03:16:23.000 They lived in those areas.

03:16:24.000 They for sure saw something like that. 1.00

03:16:26.000 Fuck. 1.00

03:16:27.000 Did they have... 1.00

03:16:27.000 Did the Native Americans have an expression for tornadoes? 1.00

03:16:31.000 See what that is.

03:16:32.000 They probably had a whole mythology attached to tornadoes.

03:16:36.000 They believed tornadoes were living things, according to this article I just quickly pulled up.

03:16:40.000 The Shawnee believed some tornadoes were kindred spirits that could never harm them.

03:16:45.000 Others believed they were a cleansing agent sweeping away negative things in life.

03:16:49.000 Hmm.

03:16:50.000 That's nice.

03:16:51.000 I'm sure that each one had a different time.

03:16:53.000 Living things.

03:16:54.000 The sky monster.

03:16:56.000 Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo. 0.98

03:16:58.000 What if that was what they thought dragons were, you know? 0.97

03:17:00.000 There's someone with a tail, and they're like, it's the fucking tornado that showed up. 0.94

03:17:04.000 Or, what if dragons were real? 0.99

03:17:07.000 Like in that fucking Matthew McConaughey movie. 0.99

03:17:09.000 Remember that movie? 1.00

03:17:10.000 That movie was the shit. 1.00

03:17:12.000 I bet dragons could be real. 1.00

03:17:13.000 Back when Matthew McConaughey was jacked. 0.99

03:17:17.000 He was fucking great in that movie. 0.97

03:17:18.000 And what's his name was in that movie, too? 0.99

03:17:21.000 Christian Bale.

03:17:22.000 What was that movie called?

03:17:25.000 Rain of Fire.

03:17:26.000 Yeah.

03:17:27.000 Rain of Fire.

03:17:28.000 That was a good movie. 1.00

03:17:29.000 That's a good fucking dragon movie. 1.00

03:17:31.000 The dragons, they ate carbon. 1.00

03:17:33.000 They had to burn everything to eat.

03:17:35.000 Right.

03:17:36.000 So everything, they'd burn everything down and then they would eat whatever was like charred.

03:17:39.000 That's what they ate.

03:17:40.000 That's why they had fire.

03:17:41.000 And they lived in the center of the earth and they were in the middle of a mining thing.

03:17:44.000 Yes! 0.99

03:17:46.000 Fuck yeah, that was good. 0.99

03:17:47.000 And those were the first like Game of Thrones type dragons in a movie because they were like Game of Thrones dragons they weren't you know They were like mythology dragons. 0.99

03:17:58.000 Yeah.

03:17:58.000 Look at that thing.

03:17:59.000 There's a video of Forrest Galante on here talking about dragons that I've seen going around recently.

03:18:04.000 Oh, really?

03:18:04.000 Yeah, he's just...

03:18:05.000 He's coming on soon.

03:18:06.000 Play that.

03:18:07.000 I'm going to find it.

03:18:08.000 They just bring up the point of like, they show up everywhere all over the world in all sorts of mythology and they all look the same.

03:18:13.000 Yeah, it's a good point.

03:18:16.000 What do you think they were?

03:18:17.000 Why do you think they thought they had wings?

03:18:22.000 Pterodactyls?

03:18:22.000 Maybe.

03:18:23.000 Pterodactyls are probably dragons.

03:18:25.000 You like these kind of far-out-there ideas.

03:18:27.000 How do you like this idea?

03:18:28.000 There's a group of people that say that dragons were real.

03:18:32.000 And I'll explain.

03:18:33.000 So around the same time period in China, South America, Africa, Rome, all these places, images depicted people fighting dragons, right?

03:18:43.000 And every dragon was slightly different, but it was all a giant, scaly animal that could fly.

03:18:49.000 So when you break that down, you think about the fact that large birds had a hard time being fossilized because their bones are so porous, right?

03:18:56.000 So because bones, they have like hollowish bones, they break down very easily and they don't fossilize.

03:19:01.000 The reason there's no fossils of dragons is because they had bird bones and they were actually very delicate animals.

03:19:07.000 But a handful of these small, a small population of these giant flying lizards existed.

03:19:14.000 So you...

03:19:17.000 That was right.

03:19:17.000 I remember that now.

03:19:18.000 My memory's gone.

03:19:20.000 Too many podcasts.

03:19:22.000 Do you know what I did the other day?

03:19:24.000 Someone told me about this guy and was like, oh, sounds really cool.

03:19:26.000 I googled him.

03:19:27.000 He's been on the show.

03:19:29.000 What?

03:19:30.000 Yeah.

03:19:30.000 There's one.

03:19:31.000 Billy Corgan.

03:19:32.000 I clearly remember.

03:19:34.000 From Smashing Pumpkins.

03:19:34.000 Yeah, it was over five years ago.

03:19:36.000 I was like, what?

03:19:37.000 Whoa. 0.99

03:19:39.000 Yeah, my memory's trash. 0.99

03:19:40.000 It's getting worse. 0.91

03:19:41.000 It's just, my memory is too much.

03:19:44.000 There's too much in there. 1.00

03:19:45.000 And every now and then I'll pull something out of my ass. 0.99

03:19:47.000 I'm like, how do I even remember that? 0.99

03:19:49.000 But I think right now my hard drive is beyond full. 0.96

03:19:52.000 My discs are skipping, and I try to incorporate new information, and every time I do I have to delete some old shit.

03:19:59.000 You know, it's like that thing, Dunbar's number, where you can only keep a certain amount of people in your life, like intimate friendships.

03:20:08.000 We've talked about this like 10 times.

03:20:09.000 We forgot it already.

03:20:11.000 Well, actually, we talked about it recently, and Jamie pulled it up, that it actually is scaled.

03:20:16.000 There's like an X amount that are like your close friends, but there are other ones that are like distant acquaintances, and the number gets bigger and bigger.

03:20:23.000 It gets to be like 1,500 people or something like that.

03:20:25.000 Yeah, see?

03:20:26.000 There it goes.

03:20:27.000 It goes to 1,500.

03:20:28.000 Go back to that one, that last one.

03:20:31.000 See, there's all these, like, there's five people that are really close to you, and there's 15 close friends, and then 35 acquaintances, and 150 people you know.

03:20:38.000 And so this is, as it gets further off, there's, like, more and more distance.

03:20:42.000 And you think about guys like us, who have had podcasts with thousands of people.

03:20:47.000 Thousands of people.

03:20:48.000 And social media.

03:20:49.000 And social media.

03:20:50.000 But the podcast thing, like, you've had actual physical conversations with thousands of people that you probably forget.

03:20:54.000 Yeah.

03:20:55.000 How many people have you had on Kill Tony?

03:20:56.000 Phew.

03:20:57.000 Well, we're like, what, 580, maybe two guests.

03:21:01.000 Probably over a thousand, you know, over a thousand at least.

03:21:04.000 More than that.

03:21:05.000 At least.

03:21:06.000 And then all the comics that go on the show.

03:21:08.000 Oh, yeah.

03:21:08.000 At least.

03:21:09.000 Yeah.

03:21:09.000 And then, I mean, how many comics do we know that we've met?

03:21:13.000 Right.

03:21:13.000 On the road, and this guy opened here, and you saw this guy, and then some guys just, they drop off and you forget about them.

03:21:19.000 And you're like, oh yeah, Henry Cho.

03:21:21.000 Whatever happened to that guy?

03:21:23.000 Remember that guy?

03:21:23.000 Yeah.

03:21:24.000 Asian guy with a southern accent?

03:21:25.000 I was like, whoa.

03:21:26.000 Yeah.

03:21:26.000 And there was a bunch of guys like that.

03:21:29.000 You go, whatever happened to that guy?

03:21:31.000 Where did he go?

03:21:32.000 Yeah.

03:21:33.000 You know, I was thinking the other day of there was a prop guy.

03:21:39.000 That was, like, really popular at one point in time.

03:21:41.000 I was trying to remember his name.

03:21:43.000 He was a prop guy that was popular in, like, the 1980s.

03:21:46.000 And he had, like, a bag of eye boogers that he pulled out.

03:21:49.000 Like, a jar.

03:21:50.000 I've been saving them my whole life.

03:21:51.000 He, like, pulled it out.

03:21:53.000 I forget his name, but it was funny.

03:21:55.000 But he's like, before Carrot Top, that was the genre of comedy.

03:22:00.000 You'd see a lot of different...

03:22:01.000 And then teams.

03:22:02.000 There was team comedy.

03:22:04.000 Now there's only, like, the Sklar brothers.

03:22:06.000 Joey and...

03:22:07.000 Jimmy.

03:22:08.000 There was a bunch of those guys.

03:22:09.000 Fat Johnny and the Round...

03:22:10.000 Red Johnny and the Round guy. 1.00

03:22:12.000 Those guys would murder. 1.00

03:22:13.000 Those guys would murder. 0.87

03:22:15.000 I remember those guys in New York? 0.96

03:22:16.000 They would close with a rap.

03:22:18.000 They had a rap. 1.00

03:22:19.000 And if you had to follow that rap, you were fucked. 0.99

03:22:21.000 Because it was so much energy, and it all rhymed, and they would close, boom, and everybody would go, ah! 0.98

03:22:26.000 Then you had to go on afterwards, eh, you ever noticed? 0.99

03:22:28.000 Like, shut the fuck up and rap. 0.99

03:22:32.000 Like, on the road, like, if you went on after a guy who had a song, a guy who busted out a guitar and had a song, you were doomed. 1.00

03:22:38.000 Yeah.

03:22:38.000 You were doomed.

03:22:39.000 Mm-hmm.

03:22:40.000 There was guys that just had dirty songs.

03:22:44.000 That's right.

03:22:45.000 There was a famous guy way back in the day that had just dirty songs.

03:22:51.000 Oh my god, he was an East Coast guy.

03:22:53.000 He was really dirty songs.

03:22:58.000 It was like in the 80s.

03:22:59.000 And he was super controversial even in the 80s.

03:23:02.000 Yeah.

03:23:03.000 Oh my god.

03:23:04.000 What was his name?

03:23:06.000 I cannot remember. 0.86

03:23:08.000 But he was the dirty song guy.

03:23:10.000 And like your parents told you about him.

03:23:12.000 Like your parents knew about this guy.

03:23:14.000 Yeah, what is that guy?

03:23:18.000 There's so many guys that people forgot about.

03:23:20.000 Did you ever see Bob Woods?

03:23:22.000 No.

03:23:24.000 No.

03:23:25.000 Bob Woods is a guy people forgot about.

03:23:26.000 He was like a Long Island legend.

03:23:29.000 Legend.

03:23:30.000 Hilarious guy.

03:23:31.000 He does this show once.

03:23:33.000 And he's doing this show, and there's kids in the audience. 0.98

03:23:36.000 And he goes into this bit, and I think the bit is talking about blowjobs. 0.99

03:23:41.000 And they go, Bob, Bob, Bob! 0.98

03:23:43.000 There's kids in the crowd.

03:23:45.000 He goes...

03:23:46.000 Let them learn!

03:23:52.000 It just went right into the bit and crushed.

03:23:55.000 It is weird anytime there's kids in the audience.

03:23:57.000 It's the worst.

03:23:59.000 Do you remember when the improv used to have those high school shows?

03:24:01.000 Yeah.

03:24:02.000 Those were crazy.

03:24:03.000 These are 15 year olds in the audience.

03:24:05.000 And they would tell you, don't change your material, just do what you would normally do.

03:24:09.000 Yes!

03:24:09.000 Why are you telling me this?

03:24:10.000 That should be illegal.

03:24:11.000 Yeah.

03:24:12.000 These guys literally shouldn't be here.

03:24:14.000 Right.

03:24:15.000 And there's some loophole where they're allowed to go.

03:24:18.000 As long as they didn't drink, they were allowed for one show. 0.99

03:24:20.000 They had a license to have fucking 14-year-olds in the crowd. 1.00

03:24:24.000 So weird. 1.00

03:24:24.000 And you'd look at their faces. 1.00

03:24:25.000 They couldn't even believe they're at a comedy show.

03:24:27.000 Yeah.

03:24:28.000 They've never seen anything like that.

03:24:29.000 What a great teacher.

03:24:29.000 How cool would that be, though, to be 14 and be able to do that?

03:24:35.000 Yeah, because I was a grown man when I went to my first comedy show.

03:24:38.000 Yeah, if you could, I mean, what a great way to recruit stand-ups.

03:24:42.000 Get someone to be into stand-up.

03:24:43.000 Get them to see what it's like when they're really young and be in the audience.

03:24:47.000 Because most people, they watch stand-up, it's on television.

03:24:49.000 And I always say that stand-up on television is like 60-70% as good as it is when you're live.

03:24:55.000 So if you see a special like Bill Burr that makes you laugh hysterically when you're at home, imagine how good it would be.

03:25:02.000 To see Chris Rock in person.

03:25:04.000 He's 50 feet from you, murdering.

03:25:06.000 There's something about when you're there live. 0.99

03:25:10.000 You know who's really fucking funny? 0.71

03:25:12.000 Adam Sandler. 0.97

03:25:13.000 I saw him live in Vegas last weekend.

03:25:14.000 Oh, you did?

03:25:15.000 He was really funny, dude.

03:25:17.000 It's so Adam Sandler. 0.97

03:25:19.000 It's so silly. 0.93

03:25:20.000 A lot of music? 0.91

03:25:21.000 Yeah, he does music, but he also does just straight stand-up.

03:25:24.000 He has this bit about the way words are pronounced.

03:25:27.000 I don't want to fuck the bit up, but it's really funny, man.

03:25:30.000 With the end, I was like clapping.

03:25:31.000 I was like, what a great bit.

03:25:33.000 It's a great bit, man.

03:25:34.000 I don't want to give it away, but it's a really good bit.

03:25:37.000 Is he touring, or was this just like one special?

03:25:39.000 Yeah, he's touring.

03:25:39.000 I would like to see.

03:25:40.000 And Rob Schneider opened up for him, too.

03:25:42.000 He was really funny, man. 0.98

03:25:43.000 Rob Schneider's really fucking funny. 0.92

03:25:44.000 I hadn't seen Rob Schneider do stand-up in a long time. 0.99

03:25:47.000 He killed.

03:25:48.000 It was funny, man.

03:25:49.000 I was laughing hard.

03:25:50.000 I was like, this is a good show, man.

03:25:51.000 It was really funny.

03:25:52.000 That's great.

03:25:53.000 But Adam is so...

03:25:54.000 He's so Adam Sandler on stage. 0.99

03:25:56.000 Like, silly and... 0.96

03:25:59.000 In February, where at? 0.95

03:26:00.000 The Moody?

03:26:01.000 Yeah.

03:26:01.000 Did you say hi to him?

03:26:02.000 Yeah, yeah.

03:26:03.000 I went backstage and said, what's up? 1.00

03:26:06.000 He's a cool motherfucker. 0.99

03:26:07.000 Always has been. 0.99

03:26:08.000 He's just a regular guy.

03:26:09.000 Like, he's as normal as you...

03:26:11.000 One of the ways he got to be so normal is he works with the same people always.

03:26:15.000 He brings the same comics.

03:26:16.000 He has them in movies and occasionally brings in actresses and different people and actors that he doesn't know.

03:26:23.000 But the vibe is all the same because there's the same directors, same writers.

03:26:28.000 Everybody's cool together and they all know each other.

03:26:31.000 It's just a fun vibe.

03:26:32.000 I did Zookeeper with him.

03:26:34.000 Oh, that's right.

03:26:35.000 Yeah, so I got to hang out with him.

03:26:37.000 He's just a great guy. 1.00

03:26:39.000 He's just a cool motherfucker. 0.99

03:26:41.000 And during the pandemic, me and my family watched every Adam Sandler movie, except for Little Nicky. 0.99

03:26:45.000 We never got to Little Nicky.

03:26:47.000 I like Little Nicky.

03:26:48.000 I never saw it.

03:26:49.000 But we watched the Zohan. 0.98

03:26:51.000 That's a fucking underrated movie, man. 0.98

03:26:53.000 He has fun movies, man. 1.00

03:26:56.000 They're so silly. 0.94

03:26:57.000 You can do it! 1.00

03:27:01.000 They yelled that out when Rob Schneider gets on stage, by the way.

03:27:03.000 He must hate that. 1.00

03:27:05.000 It's like when, remember when Chappelle would go on stage and everybody would go, I'm rich, bitch! 1.00

03:27:10.000 Or, I'm Rick James, bitch! 1.00

03:27:12.000 They would do that. 1.00

03:27:13.000 They would yell out, I'm Rick James.

03:27:15.000 I smoke rocks, Joe Rogan.

03:27:17.000 There was a lot of that, man.

03:27:18.000 Did you ever see this movie?

03:27:19.000 Which one?

03:27:20.000 Wrong Missy? 1.00

03:27:21.000 No.

03:27:22.000 It's from Adam Sandler's production company, you know? 0.97

03:27:24.000 It's fucking really funny. 0.97

03:27:26.000 Of course it is. 0.99

03:27:27.000 Oh, that's 2020. No, I never saw it.

03:27:29.000 I'll have to see it.

03:27:30.000 Did you know Nick Swartzen almost died?

03:27:32.000 Did you hear about it?

03:27:33.000 Yes, I did.

03:27:34.000 That's crazy.

03:27:35.000 He was in town the other day.

03:27:36.000 Yeah, I missed him.

03:27:37.000 I didn't get to see him.

03:27:39.000 I love him.

03:27:40.000 He's a great guy.

03:27:40.000 I love him too.

03:27:42.000 That whole crew, he's got fucking hilarious people, man. 0.99

03:27:45.000 There's some funny ass fucking people they put in those movies. 1.00

03:27:47.000 But those movies never got any love. 1.00

03:27:49.000 Like Happy Madison, all the critics shit on them. 0.97

03:27:51.000 Yeah. 0.99

03:27:52.000 You know, people just, for whatever reason, audiences love them and critics hate them. 1.00

03:27:56.000 Because it was immature and stupid. 0.99

03:27:57.000 It's what the audience likes and not critics. 1.00

03:27:59.000 But it's fun.

03:28:00.000 That's what it's supposed to be.

03:28:02.000 Yeah.

03:28:02.000 It's like, you know, going to see an orchestra and you're upset that it's not Slayer.

03:28:07.000 It's the same thing.

03:28:08.000 You know what it is.

03:28:10.000 You don't have to like it.

03:28:11.000 But if you don't like it, maybe you're not the right person to be reviewing it.

03:28:15.000 Because, obviously, there's an entertainment value to this that a lot of people like.

03:28:19.000 It'd be like someone who hates comic books reviewing a comic book.

03:28:23.000 That's not your thing.

03:28:24.000 For some people, comic books are awesome. 0.99

03:28:28.000 But it's one of those things where you're a fool if you like this. 0.93

03:28:31.000 Why do you like this? 1.00

03:28:33.000 What's wrong with you, Brian?

03:28:36.000 I was always a fan growing up.

03:28:37.000 His music, slap a Joe, slap, slap a Joe.

03:28:41.000 The Hanukkah song?

03:28:42.000 Yeah.

03:28:42.000 Hey, do you have that Apple Ultra watch?

03:28:44.000 Is that what that is?

03:28:44.000 Oh, yeah.

03:28:46.000 It's awesome.

03:28:47.000 It's way better.

03:28:48.000 You know why it's good?

03:28:49.000 It's because it lasts like three days.

03:28:52.000 My problem with the regular Apple Watch is forgetting to put it on the charger at night and stuff like that.

03:28:57.000 I don't even remember the last time I charged it.

03:29:00.000 I like when it has that cool red color.

03:29:02.000 Yeah, the red color is nice.

03:29:03.000 That looks nice, dude.

03:29:05.000 That does look nice.

03:29:06.000 You just touch it. 0.99

03:29:07.000 You make phone calls with it and shit? 1.00

03:29:08.000 Yeah. 0.99

03:29:09.000 Oh, that's the best, especially if you're working out or if you just don't want to bring your phone.

03:29:14.000 You could just take calls on here and text on here.

03:29:18.000 Sometimes I'll just leave my phone at home, like if I'm going out and going to a restaurant or something.

03:29:23.000 What's super underrated is the talk to text feature.

03:29:26.000 Yeah, it works great.

03:29:27.000 It's amazing how good it works.

03:29:28.000 Yeah.

03:29:29.000 That's most of the text I send.

03:29:32.000 If I'm in the car and someone sends me a text message, I don't have to take my hands off the steering wheel. 0.99

03:29:36.000 You just start, hey Siri, and just tell that bitch what to do. 1.00

03:29:40.000 And for a comedian, it's one of the best tools ever because you can sit there with a voice recorder on when you're on stage and just record right into the... 0.98

03:29:48.000 Yeah, right next to your microphone. 0.85

03:29:51.000 Recording your sets is so fucking important, man. 0.99

03:29:54.000 It's the best way to remember shit, the best way to get a third-party perspective. 0.99

03:29:59.000 You get to look at your shit from outside and listen to it. 1.00

03:30:02.000 It's important. 1.00

03:30:03.000 Yeah.

03:30:03.000 You were the first person to tell me to do it on the phone and on your watch.

03:30:07.000 You could do it on both.

03:30:08.000 Yeah, just gotta put it in airplane mode.

03:30:10.000 Yeah, and then you get two versions of it.

03:30:11.000 Yeah, and I usually put it on the stool, the phone on the stool facing the audience, so you get the audience kind of sound, and then, you know, have this in your, for your microphone.

03:30:22.000 And you can mix it.

03:30:24.000 Hmm?

03:30:24.000 Yeah.

03:30:25.000 What, do you get a message there?

03:30:26.000 Yeah.

03:30:26.000 So you get distracted.

03:30:27.000 That's the problem with those things.

03:30:29.000 You're constantly getting emails and text messages.

03:30:31.000 Well, you put it in airplane mode.

03:30:33.000 Does it send pictures? 0.99

03:30:34.000 Could you get a dick pic on that? 1.00

03:30:35.000 Yeah, I could get a dick pic. 1.00

03:30:36.000 Yeah. 0.99

03:30:37.000 So they send images?

03:30:38.000 You can see images on that watch?

03:30:40.000 Yeah.

03:30:41.000 That's a game changer.

03:30:43.000 Yeah.

03:30:44.000 I know everybody loves fancy, expensive Rolexes and stuff, and that's great if you're going to a nice place or something, but they're not functional.

03:30:54.000 There's so much you could do on this watch.

03:30:56.000 It's like, why wouldn't you want to be able to get alerts or take phone calls or record something? 0.97

03:31:03.000 Especially if you're in a bad situation, say, just hit record on your watch real quick, and they don't even know you're fucking recording them. 0.97

03:31:11.000 Stuff like that. 0.96

03:31:12.000 That and also, like, you could...

03:31:15.000 You get GPS on it, right?

03:31:16.000 Yep, GPS. So you can figure out where you're going.

03:31:18.000 Yep.

03:31:18.000 If I fall down, it will call, you know, 911. Does that ever happen accidentally?

03:31:23.000 No, I haven't had it happen. 0.99

03:31:24.000 Blackout while jerking off? 0.99

03:31:25.000 No. 0.99

03:31:26.000 Cops show up?

03:31:27.000 I'll tell you one thing it does, though.

03:31:28.000 When I'm playing virtual reality...

03:31:31.000 I'll get constant high heart rate things because it's like you're sitting still.

03:31:36.000 You should not be having a high heart rate. 0.96

03:31:38.000 And I'm like, I'm fucking flying right now. 0.98

03:31:43.000 So what do you do? 0.92

03:31:44.000 You take it off and do VR? There needs to be a VR mode because it's so fucking annoying. 0.89

03:31:48.000 Yeah. 0.71

03:31:49.000 But they're good for fitness apps, too, right?

03:31:51.000 Yeah.

03:31:51.000 Are they good at reading?

03:31:52.000 The old one, the problem is, like, I have tattoos.

03:31:55.000 And it doesn't see...

03:31:56.000 The old one didn't see through the tattoos very good.

03:31:59.000 Oh, yeah.

03:31:59.000 It's...

03:32:00.000 All that's fine now.

03:32:01.000 They fixed that?

03:32:01.000 Yeah, they fixed it.

03:32:02.000 And it tracks everything constantly.

03:32:04.000 Like, it tells you how many...

03:32:06.000 How many stairs have you taken every day?

03:32:08.000 I think it's such a good blood oxygen meter that it's like an official medical device, or it's better than most medical devices.

03:32:14.000 Yeah.

03:32:15.000 You can get, what's it called?

03:32:17.000 A heart, the heart thing, EKG or whatever.

03:32:21.000 Oh, it does EKGs.

03:32:23.000 What?

03:32:23.000 Yeah.

03:32:24.000 What?

03:32:25.000 Yeah.

03:32:26.000 Really?

03:32:26.000 Yeah.

03:32:27.000 I thought they had to strap shit to your chest. 0.99

03:32:29.000 I mean, it's not the best one, but it's more for an old person. 1.00

03:32:33.000 It'll tell you, hey, something's different about the way your heart's beating today. 0.99

03:32:36.000 You might want to go fucking see someone about this. 0.98

03:32:38.000 But does Whoop do that, too? 0.98

03:32:40.000 No, it's not the same kind of thing.

03:32:42.000 Really?

03:32:43.000 And you're at a store, forget your wallet.

03:32:45.000 Oh, here.

03:32:46.000 Oh, yeah.

03:32:47.000 Check out with my watch. 0.99

03:32:48.000 I love paying shit with my phone. 0.99

03:32:49.000 Oh, it's the best. 0.99

03:32:50.000 It makes me feel like I'm in the future.

03:32:51.000 It's so much safer, too.

03:32:52.000 Look at it, put it on the thing.

03:32:54.000 So much safer also because, you know, people with credit card skimmers and stuff like that.

03:33:00.000 Plus, it's just cool.

03:33:01.000 It is cool. 1.00

03:33:02.000 You pay for shit with your fucking phone. 1.00

03:33:04.000 It's an ECG, we're not an EKG. ECG. What is ECG? It records the timing and strength of the electrical signals that make your heart beat. 1.00

03:33:12.000 By looking at an ECG, a doctor can gain insights about your heart rhythm and look for irregularities.

03:33:18.000 How to use the ECG app.

03:33:20.000 Wow.

03:33:21.000 That's incredible.

03:33:22.000 It's also interesting, I do the sleep tracking, so it shows me how many times I wake up, how deep my sleep is.

03:33:28.000 I get a report every time I wake up.

03:33:30.000 Is the functionality of that one different in that way than the regular Apple Watch?

03:33:34.000 Or is it just a battery thing and some more features?

03:33:36.000 It's a battery, and it's also scuba diving, and it's got a couple little things here and there.

03:33:43.000 This is definitely the way to go.

03:33:44.000 It's bigger, too.

03:33:45.000 It's supposed to be super durable, too.

03:33:47.000 People smacking against things to show you.

03:33:49.000 Yeah, I recommend it highly.

03:33:51.000 Isn't it nuts that sapphire is durable?

03:33:54.000 The crystal, you'd think like, what is that? 1.00

03:33:56.000 It's fucking glass. 0.99

03:33:58.000 Yeah, but it's strong as a diamond or something like that, right? 1.00

03:34:02.000 Nah, not that strong.

03:34:03.000 No?

03:34:03.000 No, I don't believe so.

03:34:05.000 Strong as fuck, though. 1.00

03:34:06.000 Yeah. 1.00

03:34:07.000 That's officially strong as fuck. 1.00

03:34:09.000 Strong as fuck. 1.00

03:34:10.000 Let's wrap this up, young Brian. 1.00

03:34:11.000 Yeah.

03:34:12.000 Good times, buddy.

03:34:12.000 Good times.

03:34:13.000 A lot of fun.

03:34:14.000 Good seeing you.

03:34:14.000 Kill Tony every Monday on the YouTube channel and also live at Vulcan if you can get a ticket.

03:34:21.000 That shit sells out quick, which is amazing. 0.96

03:34:23.000 I think we put like three months up recently, and I think it's sold out in like 20 minutes. 1.00

03:34:28.000 You guys are on fire. 0.99

03:34:29.000 It's the best fucking show to go see in front of an audience. 1.00

03:34:34.000 For that kind of a thing, there's nothing like it. 0.99

03:34:37.000 And it also launches comics.

03:34:39.000 Think of how many comics have launched from Kill Tony. 0.99

03:34:41.000 And it's just, you and Tony together, and Lucas, and fucking William, and everybody, the regulars, and Hans, and like, fuck, it's good. 0.99

03:34:49.000 Yeah. 0.99

03:34:50.000 Such a good show.

03:34:51.000 It's a lot of fun. 0.99

03:34:51.000 And we've been having so many, you know, a lot of people thought when we moved to Austin, you know, the show was going to fucking be shit and not be as good because of... 0.99

03:35:00.000 We've had some of the best guests just here in Austin every week. 0.99

03:35:04.000 It's so crazy.

03:35:05.000 It's a thing now.

03:35:06.000 And I think also in the comedy world it's achieved escape velocity where people just want to come to it.

03:35:10.000 And it's just a fun thing to do, to be a guest, to do stand-up on it.

03:35:15.000 And it really can shape careers.

03:35:17.000 And also it teaches comics to be really funny in one minute.

03:35:20.000 You can't be self-indulgent.

03:35:21.000 You can't try to push an agenda.

03:35:23.000 You gotta just be funny.

03:35:25.000 You have one minute.

03:35:26.000 And if you do that, you can have a real career in stand-up comedy.

03:35:29.000 Yeah.

03:35:30.000 You really can't.

03:35:30.000 It's like one of the best launching paths for stand-up that's ever existed.

03:35:33.000 And there's never been anything like it for young comics to learn, you know, that fast and that easy.

03:35:39.000 I mean, it's school for you.

03:35:40.000 If you want to be a comic, you better watch Kill Tony. 0.76

03:35:42.000 It'll teach you everything. 0.99

03:35:43.000 And it's fucking humbling. 0.99

03:35:46.000 It's humbling for people that think they can do stand-up and they do one minute and find out they can't. 0.99

03:35:50.000 But it's also like watching David and Tony roast each other. 0.96

03:35:54.000 Yeah, it's ridiculous. 0.95

03:35:55.000 It's like, Jesus Christ, these guys are good. 0.99

03:35:57.000 Brutal. 0.99

03:35:57.000 Those guys are so good at fucking with each other, and they both laugh at each other's things when they say things, and they do it every week. 0.99

03:36:04.000 There's got to be hours of David Lucas and Tony Hinchcliffe just fucking with each other, which is hilarious. 0.98

03:36:11.000 Off the cup, and with the band behind them. 0.96

03:36:15.000 When someone nails it.

03:36:16.000 That's me.

03:36:17.000 That's me on the iPad.

03:36:18.000 Oh, is that you?

03:36:18.000 That's not the band?

03:36:19.000 No.

03:36:20.000 It's Ebony and Ivory.

03:36:22.000 Oh, you do that too. 0.99

03:36:25.000 Yeah, it's the most gay and fat jokes you will ever hear. 0.99

03:36:29.000 And the bear when you've gone over your time. 0.99

03:36:32.000 Meow. 1.00

03:36:33.000 Meow when you're on the fucking fence. 1.00

03:36:36.000 Yeah, we even have a Joe Rogan soundboard, Jamie's on it. 0.99

03:36:40.000 And once in a while we'll have you call in.

03:36:42.000 That's hilarious.

03:36:44.000 All right, my brother.

03:36:45.000 I love you to death.

03:36:46.000 Love you, buddy.

03:36:46.000 You're the best.

03:36:48.000 Again, Kill Tony. 0.99

03:36:49.000 It's on YouTube.

03:36:50.000 It's Monday nights at the Vulcan.

03:36:53.000 Is it just Red Band on Instagram and everything?

03:36:56.000 Red Band on everything.

03:36:57.000 R-E-D-B-A-N. Bye, everybody. 1.00

The Joe Rogan Experience - December 21, 2022

Joe Rogan Experience #1913 - Brian Redban

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