The Joe Rogan Experience - March 01, 2023


Joe Rogan Experience #1948 - Tony Hinchcliffe & Brian Redban


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 35 minutes

Words per Minute

180.48982

Word Count

28,003

Sentence Count

2,899

Misogynist Sentences

83

Hate Speech Sentences

61


Summary

On this week's episode, the boys talk about nitrous oxide and how it can be used to relax you during sex. They also discuss the dangers of using nitrous at a dentist's office and why it's not a good idea to do so. Also, the guys talk about the time they accidentally overdosed on Whippets at work and how they feel about it now. And, of course, there's a surprise guest appearance from a very special guest who's actually not a guest at all! This episode is brought to you by VaynerSpeakers, the folks who make it all happen. Thanks to everyone for all your support, stay safe out there and Don't Get Lost in the Storm! Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Thank you for all the support and shout out to our sponsor, Caff Monster Energy Drink Co. for making this podcast possible. Can't wait for you guys to listen to this episode? Don't Tell Mom: Rate/subscribe in Apple Podcasts! Rate, Review, Share, and subscribe to our other shows! Subscribe to our new podcast, PODCAST! and leave us a review on iTunes! If you like what you're listening to this podcast, please leave a review and review on your favorite streaming platform, we'll be listening to it in the next episode! in the podcast! next week! Timestamps: 5 stars, rating, review, and a review! 5 stars is a review, rating and review in iTunes Reviewed by someone else will get a chance to win a chance at a new episode of the podcast next week too! I'll be giving it to you guys a shoutout next week, and I'll also be giving you a shout out on the next week's next episode of their podcast next Tuesday! Thanks for listening to the podcast I'll hear it out on my insta and a shout-out on Insta story! Love you, bye, bye! - Brian, Brian, Tim, Kristy, Amy, Evan, Jake, and the next one out there! XOXO. xoxo, Jack, Ben, Jeezy, Brian, AJ, Jake, Gorms, and Alyssa, Jaxon, and Will, AJ.


Transcript

00:00:12.000 Brian, you got every kind of caffeinated beverage, you know, in the man in front of you.
00:00:15.000 What do you got?
00:00:16.000 I got a smoothie and black rifle.
00:00:18.000 Two black rifles, and then you got a cooler.
00:00:21.000 Oh, this is Liquid IV. Oh, look at you, you're trying to stay hydrated.
00:00:24.000 I got Factor, I got Liquid IV, I got all the sponsors.
00:00:26.000 You've remained remarkably healthy.
00:00:29.000 Out of all the people I was worried about during COVID, it was you.
00:00:31.000 I was worried about you and Tim Dillon.
00:00:33.000 You were my number one and number two.
00:00:34.000 But you fucking coasted through it like it was nothing.
00:00:37.000 Yeah, it's weird.
00:00:39.000 My doctor said I have this thing where my metabolism is too strong and it's like fucking my gums up right now.
00:00:47.000 Your metabolism is fucking your gums up?
00:00:49.000 What kind of doctor are you going to?
00:00:50.000 A chiropractor?
00:00:51.000 You going to a witch doctor?
00:00:53.000 No.
00:00:53.000 I've actually been to like two dentists now because I'm dealing with it right now.
00:00:58.000 My gums are like gum disease type shit.
00:01:01.000 Receding gums?
00:01:01.000 Yeah.
00:01:02.000 So I have to get a deep clean.
00:01:03.000 But they let me use nitrous for the first time at a doctor.
00:01:07.000 I've never done that.
00:01:07.000 Have you done nitrous at a doctor?
00:01:09.000 It's fun.
00:01:09.000 Really?
00:01:10.000 Yeah.
00:01:10.000 How silly did you get?
00:01:11.000 You haven't done it yet?
00:01:12.000 I haven't done it yet.
00:01:12.000 Have you done it?
00:01:13.000 Yeah.
00:01:14.000 And I ended up like being mean to the dentist.
00:01:16.000 Like I was like making jokes that weren't funny.
00:01:18.000 Like nobody was laughing.
00:01:20.000 Oh no.
00:01:21.000 Yeah.
00:01:21.000 That's what I'm scared of.
00:01:22.000 Because you know, in college you do it and you fall out a window, you start like fishing around and shit.
00:01:27.000 How are you gonna do that at a dentist when they're trying to be precise with your teeth?
00:01:31.000 That's a good point, right?
00:01:32.000 Like you gotta take a wild chance that the person isn't out of their fucking mind if you're gonna dose them up with nitrous.
00:01:37.000 I don't know what it feels like.
00:01:38.000 Is that the same thing of whippets?
00:01:40.000 Oh, we can find out real quick.
00:01:42.000 It is.
00:01:42.000 It's medical grade.
00:01:43.000 We have them here.
00:01:45.000 Yeah, Ari did Whippets on the show.
00:01:47.000 We're like, what are you doing?
00:01:48.000 I was like, is this even legal?
00:01:50.000 No.
00:01:51.000 He bought them somewhere.
00:01:53.000 Like, you could buy Whippets?
00:01:54.000 You could buy it for those machines for the whipped cream.
00:01:57.000 For whipped cream.
00:01:57.000 Yeah, it's just whipped cream.
00:01:58.000 That's what they call it?
00:01:59.000 Yeah.
00:01:59.000 They call them Whippets?
00:02:00.000 Yeah.
00:02:00.000 But I thought for whipped cream you get like a large one.
00:02:03.000 Well, that was just when I worked in a restaurant.
00:02:04.000 Well, the container's large, but then you unscrew the top, and it's just a little nitrous thing.
00:02:08.000 Dude, I worked at a Newport Creamery in Massachusetts, and everybody did Whippets.
00:02:12.000 I'm pretty sure I did it once.
00:02:14.000 I must have done it once.
00:02:15.000 I was like 15, 15, 16, I think I worked there.
00:02:18.000 And people would just go back there and get blasted off of Whippets.
00:02:21.000 Damn.
00:02:22.000 How did Ari react to it?
00:02:24.000 He just started laughing, like couldn't stop laughing, and threw his head back.
00:02:29.000 He's like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:02:31.000 That's what he said it was like.
00:02:31.000 It's like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:02:33.000 Norman hated it.
00:02:35.000 Norman did it.
00:02:35.000 He's like, fuck this.
00:02:36.000 This is terrible.
00:02:37.000 I feel awful.
00:02:38.000 I feel like I died.
00:02:39.000 I don't like it at all.
00:02:40.000 He was not interested.
00:02:42.000 Seeing Norman, I was like, I'm not doing it.
00:02:44.000 If he's reacting like that.
00:02:46.000 Not my thing.
00:02:47.000 And then we looked up all the possible things that could happen, and we're like, oh, there's a lot.
00:02:51.000 A lot of things that could go wrong.
00:02:53.000 I'm supposed to do that.
00:02:54.000 It fries your brain cells, too.
00:02:56.000 Well, they said that's a thing with amyl nitrate.
00:02:59.000 You know, amyl nitrate is poppers.
00:03:01.000 And apparently it's big in the gay community with gay dudes who love to party.
00:03:05.000 I don't know if it's still, but at one point in time...
00:03:07.000 It is.
00:03:07.000 We love it.
00:03:09.000 They would take amyl nitrate and somehow or another it helped them relax during sex.
00:03:16.000 Something, I don't remember what the, but apparently amyl nitrate's really bad for you, like destroys your immune system, destroys you, like it's really bad, gives you brain damage.
00:03:27.000 You know, it doesn't seem like, you know, there's some drugs that people will defend, you know, they'll talk about the beauty of heroin.
00:03:33.000 Like, there's no one out there defending amyl nitrate.
00:03:36.000 No one's like, it's the shit.
00:03:37.000 Like, it's changed my life.
00:03:39.000 Started doing amyl, got my fucking garage cleaned.
00:03:42.000 At least people who do speed, they get things done.
00:03:46.000 You know, like, people who do speed, they don't want to fucking organize the garage, putting shelves up and stuff, cleaning everything.
00:03:54.000 I need that.
00:03:55.000 Yeah, that's an Adderall thing, apparently.
00:03:57.000 People do Adderall and they start cleaning shit and organizing.
00:04:00.000 Not my thing.
00:04:02.000 Yeah.
00:04:02.000 Have you fucked with Adderall at all?
00:04:04.000 A couple times.
00:04:05.000 What about you?
00:04:06.000 No.
00:04:06.000 They had me on Ritalin when I was a kid.
00:04:08.000 Oh, that figures everything out.
00:04:10.000 All the time.
00:04:11.000 Every day.
00:04:13.000 Ritalin's not upper, right?
00:04:14.000 Or downer, I mean.
00:04:14.000 I think it's an upper.
00:04:15.000 Well, it's an upper, but supposedly back then they said that if you had ADD, it brings you down.
00:04:20.000 Like, it's supposed to mellow you out, but...
00:04:22.000 I hated it.
00:04:23.000 You know who talked about that is Henry Rollins.
00:04:24.000 Talked about it when he was a kid.
00:04:26.000 They put him on that.
00:04:27.000 He was like five years old.
00:04:28.000 He had him on it.
00:04:28.000 He was just all the time like fucking...
00:04:30.000 And the way he describes it, it's like, oh, when you see Henry, like, he's so intense.
00:04:36.000 Like, everything about him is intense.
00:04:38.000 Even the things he enjoys.
00:04:40.000 Like, when he talks about, like, listening to records, he's so intense.
00:04:44.000 It's like they just cranked his fucking brain up to ten.
00:04:48.000 When he was a little kid.
00:04:50.000 Which is wild, because you can kind of...
00:04:53.000 I mean, it's not a thing to do.
00:04:56.000 I'm not saying you should do it.
00:04:57.000 But what I'm saying is, you can manipulate a child's mind with those things, in a way.
00:05:03.000 Like, you have to be...
00:05:04.000 You're changing their reality, right?
00:05:06.000 You're changing the way they experience things.
00:05:08.000 That's got to change their view of life overall, in general.
00:05:13.000 Like, if your view of life over, like, you know how stoners are, some stoners, it's abusive.
00:05:19.000 They're abusive.
00:05:20.000 They're so high all the time that they're just, like, not making sense.
00:05:23.000 They, like, never make any sense.
00:05:25.000 Like, if you're doing that all the time, when you're, like, 14, 15, 16, which some kids do, that shit's terrible.
00:05:33.000 Terrible for you.
00:05:34.000 It doesn't prepare you for life at all.
00:05:37.000 Like, being a fucking full-timer when you're like 14, like, whoa.
00:05:41.000 Like, dude, regular reality is hard enough.
00:05:44.000 You're trying to figure out what the fuck is life?
00:05:46.000 What is a grown-up?
00:05:48.000 You know, what is a job?
00:05:49.000 Like, when does this start?
00:05:51.000 When does this, I need to get a job thing start?
00:05:53.000 Do you remember that feeling?
00:05:54.000 Like, the high school feeling?
00:05:55.000 Like, when do I need to be able to take care of myself?
00:05:58.000 Terrifying.
00:05:59.000 Terrifying feeling.
00:06:00.000 And nobody prepares you for it.
00:06:03.000 Nobody prepares you for this idea that you're gonna have to take care of yourself like what?
00:06:07.000 What?
00:06:08.000 I have to pay my own bills?
00:06:09.000 I have to get a job?
00:06:10.000 What do I do?
00:06:11.000 I don't know what to do!
00:06:13.000 Everybody's like gotta go to college.
00:06:14.000 I guess I gotta go to college.
00:06:16.000 I don't want to be a fucking loser.
00:06:17.000 I gotta go to college.
00:06:18.000 Remember those days?
00:06:20.000 I can remember days like when I would work like three different kind of jobs.
00:06:25.000 I'd like deliver newspapers, drive limos, and I would do, you know, occasionally I'd do construction if something came up and I could get away with doing it during the day, but I was always tired.
00:06:36.000 I hated those jobs.
00:06:38.000 But I was like, fuck, what do I do?
00:06:40.000 Like, I was trying to figure out what to do.
00:06:42.000 And if stand-up, if I didn't find stand-up, oh my god, I've been so fucked.
00:06:47.000 I would have been so fucked.
00:06:50.000 I've been so fucked because my brain was not wired for jobs.
00:06:56.000 You know, some people can do it.
00:06:58.000 Some people are awesome at it.
00:06:59.000 Some people, they lock into a career and they're very happy.
00:07:04.000 Whatever it was, with my childhood, man, my childhood was just too chaotic.
00:07:09.000 I did not have any desire to be in any sort of order where I'm locked in.
00:07:15.000 I was a latchkey kid.
00:07:16.000 My parents just kind of let me out of the house.
00:07:18.000 Go, have fun.
00:07:19.000 Kids like that have zero desire for order.
00:07:23.000 Like, you're out there wilding with these other fucking ten-year-olds out in the street lighting buildings on fire accidentally and finding fireworks.
00:07:31.000 We did wild shit when we were kids.
00:07:32.000 Totally.
00:07:33.000 That does not prepare you for an office job.
00:07:36.000 That prepares you for sitting in class going, fuck, I gotta get out of here.
00:07:40.000 Mm-hmm.
00:07:41.000 Dude, my kid told me on TikTok, she found this thing that was explaining how her educational system was developed.
00:07:49.000 And I was like, what?
00:07:50.000 I go, you got this on TikTok?
00:07:52.000 I go, what did you find out?
00:07:53.000 And she was like, it was developed to turn people who are like these rural people into factory workers.
00:08:00.000 They were literally gearing education when they started public education to prepare these wild folk and put them in factories.
00:08:10.000 If you think about the kind of people that were alive, that were living in rural Columbus, Ohio, outside of Columbus, where you guys are from, in the 1900s.
00:08:23.000 What were those people like?
00:08:24.000 The farm people?
00:08:25.000 Like the people that were basically just like the pioneers.
00:08:28.000 They just stopped and they developed a small town.
00:08:32.000 And in like 1903, if you're in that fucking town, and they want to take one of those people and turn them into an office worker?
00:08:39.000 Like, good luck.
00:08:41.000 Youngstown was the number one steel producing city in the world through the like 30s 40s 50s and then one Monday it all closed so like everything that even it was built around was fucked completely like everything that their work ethic everything was just always go to high school and then you work in the steel mill your dad worked in the steel mill his dad How old were you when this was going down?
00:09:06.000 It was before I was born, but the dilapidation that it left left this.
00:09:11.000 Well, there was no, like, you can go chase your dreams.
00:09:14.000 You can move to LA or New York.
00:09:16.000 Like, that's all stuff that you had to, like, find out on your own.
00:09:20.000 Nobody, no teacher was like, you could do anything.
00:09:23.000 It was, it was...
00:09:24.000 Bleak.
00:09:25.000 Yeah.
00:09:26.000 Isn't that horrible?
00:09:27.000 It's such a bad vibe.
00:09:29.000 It's such a bad vibe for a child to grow up in that kind of a shattered dream vibe like a Detroit, Michigan after the factories got pulled out of there.
00:09:40.000 Like that Flint, Michigan documentary that Michael Moore did, Roger and Me, is amazing.
00:09:45.000 It's amazing.
00:09:46.000 To me, that's his best work.
00:09:48.000 Because that was a young Roger who was trying to figure out what the fuck was going on to this place where he was from.
00:09:56.000 And so it was so real.
00:09:58.000 And he was so young in it.
00:10:00.000 It was really like, what year was Roger in me?
00:10:04.000 89?
00:10:06.000 92?
00:10:07.000 93. Pull it up, Jamie.
00:10:10.000 89. It's 89. As you're talking about it, though, I looked up something.
00:10:15.000 I typed in, what did I say?
00:10:17.000 Public education developed for factory workers.
00:10:20.000 People have been asking this question for a few years.
00:10:23.000 Hidden behind a Washington Post thing, it says, no, they are not modeled after factories.
00:10:27.000 Here's why.
00:10:29.000 Apparently, it came from a 2009 book called Weapons and Mass Instruction, and then it was echoed by someone in the New York Times.
00:10:38.000 Oh, okay.
00:10:39.000 So it's a false narrative?
00:10:40.000 A little bit.
00:10:41.000 So how was it designed?
00:10:43.000 Was it designed – it seemed like it was designed for structure and to get people to pay attention to rules.
00:10:48.000 This article says that – that article is saying that they modeled the system after Prussia's – the United States adopted Prussia's school system, but that then goes and says that Prussia was not a highly industrialized – Country or interesting during that time period.
00:11:03.000 So the the accuracy of it seems a little off is kind of what I'm getting at.
00:11:08.000 Interesting.
00:11:08.000 So I wonder so so he hits it.
00:11:11.000 What about sorry?
00:11:12.000 It says here is in 2012 the American education model was actually copied from the 18th century Prussian model designed to create docile subjects and factory workers.
00:11:22.000 For what it's worth, Prussia was not highly industrialized when Frederick the Great formalized his education system in the late 1700s.
00:11:30.000 Very few places in the world were back then.
00:11:32.000 Training future factory workers, docile or not, was not really the point.
00:11:36.000 Nevertheless, industrialization is often touted as both the model and the rationale for public education system past and present, and by extension, it's part of a narrative that now contends that schools are no longer equipped to address the needs of a post-industrial world.
00:11:51.000 I looked it up because I've seen some other people, and I've started doing it too.
00:11:56.000 When I see something crazy on TikTok that seems like a wild fact, I'm like, holy shit.
00:12:00.000 You gotta look it up.
00:12:01.000 That's the TikTok filter.
00:12:03.000 Yeah, the TikTok thing.
00:12:05.000 There's no one who's checking on TikTok.
00:12:09.000 TikTok's fun, but man, have you ever watched that guy where it's this guy with a beard and he's a little bit bigger.
00:12:15.000 He's like, this guy, check this video out.
00:12:17.000 We need to find this person.
00:12:19.000 He's pretty famous.
00:12:19.000 No, I haven't seen him.
00:12:20.000 But he shows Karens or racist people like a clip.
00:12:24.000 Oh, okay.
00:12:25.000 We're good to go.
00:12:40.000 That's amazing.
00:12:41.000 What was this guy's motivation for attacking people with Teslas?
00:12:45.000 He's attacked, I think it was like 10 people over the last three years.
00:12:48.000 Women, everyone.
00:12:49.000 There's videos of him running out of the Tesla, going out of control.
00:12:53.000 So he's in a Tesla.
00:12:54.000 Yeah.
00:12:55.000 So he's in a Tesla and then he's attacking people.
00:12:57.000 Yes.
00:12:58.000 It's not like he's attacking people only in Teslas.
00:13:00.000 I got screwed up.
00:13:00.000 No, no, no.
00:13:01.000 He was in a Tesla.
00:13:01.000 They call him a Tesla terrorist.
00:13:03.000 So he just pulls over and starts beating on people?
00:13:04.000 Beating on people.
00:13:05.000 Random people.
00:13:05.000 Random people.
00:13:06.000 He's all amped up.
00:13:07.000 Jesus Christ.
00:13:08.000 You could tell the guy's just juiced.
00:13:10.000 He's on Adderall, bro.
00:13:12.000 The other article said he was selling steroids.
00:13:14.000 No, selling steroids.
00:13:15.000 So he's getting roided up and beating people with bats randomly.
00:13:19.000 Wow.
00:13:19.000 Holy fuck, man.
00:13:20.000 So he's selling steroids.
00:13:22.000 Tested, targeted at least six motorists, is now selling steroids, or was selling steroids.
00:13:27.000 What the fuck?
00:13:28.000 I can't read.
00:13:29.000 Charges were filed Tuesday against a man caught on video attacking drivers in Los Angeles with a metal pole.
00:13:34.000 Prosecutors also revealed that Nathaniel Rademach had a previous road rage arrest in which steroids were allegedly found in his car.
00:13:44.000 Rademach, 36, pleaded not guilty Tuesday to four counts of assault by means of force to produce great bodily injury, four counts of criminal threats, and one felony count of vandalism.
00:13:55.000 Holy shit, dude.
00:13:56.000 This video right here, he just comes out.
00:13:58.000 Oh my god.
00:13:59.000 If you haven't seen the video, you should watch.
00:14:00.000 I don't even want to see it, man.
00:14:02.000 Just fucking crazy people.
00:14:05.000 Goddamn.
00:14:06.000 You ever see cart narcs?
00:14:07.000 What's that?
00:14:08.000 Where the people don't put their cart back at the grocery store?
00:14:11.000 That's hilarious.
00:14:12.000 I found one the other day.
00:14:13.000 They literally did it to Perry from Windy City Heat.
00:14:17.000 Have you ever seen that?
00:14:18.000 No, but it makes sense.
00:14:20.000 It's unbelievable that Perry literally didn't put his cart away.
00:14:25.000 And then he's driving with a mask on, too.
00:14:27.000 And he gets so mad.
00:14:28.000 So it literally brings Perry.
00:14:30.000 And the guy doesn't even know it's Perry.
00:14:32.000 So Perry's being Perry.
00:14:34.000 What are you doing?
00:14:35.000 Would you like a magnet instead?
00:14:38.000 Now, sir.
00:14:39.000 Get your fucking shirt off my fucking car!
00:14:43.000 It goes on for a long time.
00:14:46.000 It's so funny.
00:14:46.000 Oh, my God.
00:14:47.000 He's wearing a Perry Caravello Live shirt.
00:14:50.000 But very few people know what that is.
00:14:53.000 Look, sir.
00:14:56.000 But the ones that do, it's unbelievable.
00:14:58.000 It's hilarious that he narked on himself wearing his own shirt.
00:15:01.000 Yeah.
00:15:02.000 Essentially, he narked on himself.
00:15:03.000 He's wearing a mask.
00:15:04.000 He gets away free.
00:15:05.000 Without that, he gets away free.
00:15:06.000 Yeah.
00:15:07.000 He loses his mind.
00:15:09.000 In the end, he leaves a voicemail.
00:15:12.000 Oh, no!
00:15:13.000 Because there's a number on the cart nark thing.
00:15:15.000 What is your thought?
00:15:16.000 I never watched Windy City Heat.
00:15:17.000 I always thought, yeah, I was like, it's too mean.
00:15:19.000 Too mean to do that to a guy.
00:15:21.000 No, he wanted that.
00:15:23.000 That's what he wanted.
00:15:24.000 I know, but he's an insane person.
00:15:25.000 Yeah.
00:15:26.000 Do you think you could do that today?
00:15:28.000 Do you think the same people involved?
00:15:29.000 Do you think Jimmy Kimmel could be involved in something like that?
00:15:31.000 Hell no.
00:15:33.000 None of them would be involved.
00:15:34.000 Not Carson Daly.
00:15:35.000 Isn't that crazy?
00:15:36.000 Not any of them.
00:15:37.000 Isn't that crazy?
00:15:37.000 Because that's what kind of got him to the dance.
00:15:40.000 That kind of comedy, man show comedy for Kimmel.
00:15:44.000 Yeah.
00:15:45.000 It's funny that they...
00:15:47.000 They could never do that.
00:15:48.000 Bobcat wouldn't do it?
00:15:49.000 Bobcat directed it.
00:15:51.000 Bobcat might still do it.
00:15:55.000 Bobcat's crazy.
00:15:57.000 Bobcat is this ongoing feud with Seinfeld.
00:16:00.000 It's the strangest thing.
00:16:02.000 And I don't understand why.
00:16:03.000 I mean, I don't know either.
00:16:05.000 I know Bobcat much better than I know Seinfeld.
00:16:07.000 I don't know Seinfeld at all.
00:16:09.000 What's the beef?
00:16:10.000 I don't think I've ever met him.
00:16:11.000 Nope.
00:16:12.000 I don't think I've ever met him.
00:16:13.000 Maybe I did like way, way, way back in the day.
00:16:15.000 I went to see him live when I was 19. I don't know what their beef is.
00:16:18.000 They have some sort of a beef.
00:16:19.000 And so they talk shit to each other all the time.
00:16:22.000 That's hilarious.
00:16:24.000 I had to follow Seinfeld at the Comedy Store.
00:16:26.000 Toughest follow I ever had in my entire life.
00:16:28.000 Oh, I'm sure, dude.
00:16:29.000 Because all he did was talk about how Mitzi, the owner...
00:16:32.000 Oh, that's right!
00:16:34.000 Told him he wasn't funny the last time he was there.
00:16:36.000 That's right.
00:16:37.000 You were there for that set.
00:16:39.000 Crushing.
00:16:39.000 He buried me with a shovel.
00:16:42.000 Nothing like it ever.
00:16:43.000 Because he's telling them the whole story.
00:16:45.000 So even if the people didn't know how big of a deal it was that Seinfeld was in the OR, the comedy store, he told them.
00:16:50.000 This lady told me I wasn't funny.
00:16:53.000 Wonder how she's doing now.
00:16:54.000 All this stuff.
00:16:55.000 And she's like, everyone knows she's sick and old and...
00:17:00.000 I bought a house above her house so that she could see me driving a different car all the time.
00:17:05.000 I'd beep as I went by.
00:17:06.000 I'm still not funny!
00:17:07.000 I mean, he's destroying.
00:17:09.000 Destroying.
00:17:10.000 It was like evil, cool fucking Seinfeld.
00:17:12.000 That's hilarious.
00:17:13.000 Evil, cool Seinfeld.
00:17:15.000 I was buried with a shovel.
00:17:18.000 Everybody, 70% of the people left the room.
00:17:21.000 The other 30% were literally texting their family.
00:17:24.000 I just saw Seinfeld make his return to the comedy store that he hasn't been here in 35 years.
00:17:28.000 He just told the whole story.
00:17:30.000 I'm performing.
00:17:31.000 I remember a fruit fly.
00:17:33.000 The only laugh I got the set was from a door guy or whatever because a fruit fly went in front of me real slow in the lights and it was all lit up.
00:17:40.000 I go, even the fruit fly is getting out of here.
00:17:42.000 But that is the craziness of Mitzi Shore.
00:17:44.000 How could she say no to Jerry Seinfeld?
00:17:48.000 Even when he went there, he was already a solid comic.
00:17:52.000 Yeah.
00:17:53.000 And that's the thing that they say is that when you used to tell Mitzi, like, oh, this guy's a big deal from New York, that she'd be like, well, I'll see for myself.
00:18:01.000 Dude, the guy who used to book the store told me it's kind of better if you start off at the store.
00:18:05.000 Like, Mitzi knows you're already a headliner, so she's going to make you a non-paid regular.
00:18:10.000 So I became a non-paid regular.
00:18:12.000 I couldn't just become a paid regular.
00:18:13.000 I had to do time as a non-paid, which you go on, like, super late at night.
00:18:17.000 She didn't give a fuck about your credits.
00:18:19.000 Your credits almost hurt you.
00:18:21.000 Like, if you came with credits, they're like, oh, he already thinks he knows everything.
00:18:25.000 Right.
00:18:25.000 And that's the vibe.
00:18:26.000 And it makes you wonder, like, is part of her brilliant, was part of her brilliant madness knowing that the way to bring out the most in Seinfeld was to do that, perhaps.
00:18:35.000 Was to tell him he wasn't funny.
00:18:37.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:39.000 She was very outspoken about it to my face, Seinfeld said.
00:18:43.000 It's funny because she said to me, she said, You know, you're the kind of person that needs someone to step on you, and I'm going to be that person.
00:18:52.000 I have to admit, she was right.
00:18:53.000 I needed that person.
00:18:54.000 She was that person, and it really fueled me.
00:18:56.000 Wow, you were right.
00:18:58.000 That's crazy.
00:19:00.000 That is crazy.
00:19:01.000 I thought you were just joking around.
00:19:04.000 Did you know that?
00:19:06.000 No, I've never seen that.
00:19:07.000 That's so wild that you guessed that.
00:19:09.000 That she would actually say that.
00:19:11.000 And that she said it to him back then.
00:19:13.000 So he must have already been killing it back then.
00:19:16.000 Like what year was this?
00:19:17.000 1980. So I think I saw him in It must have been like 86 or 87. I saw him in Boston at the Paradise Theater,
00:19:34.000 which was like the big theater that was connected to Stitch's Comedy Club.
00:19:38.000 So Stitch's was like a little tiny, tight little box.
00:19:42.000 It was a great, great room.
00:19:43.000 And next door was like the bigger show where like the big headliners would come.
00:19:46.000 And I took my girlfriend to see Seinfeld.
00:19:49.000 And I wasn't even old enough to drink yet.
00:19:51.000 And I was like, this is wild.
00:19:52.000 That's Jerry Seinfeld.
00:19:53.000 Wow.
00:19:54.000 And that's where I got the idea of asking questions to the audience.
00:19:58.000 Like letting the audience just yell out questions.
00:20:00.000 Because he did that.
00:20:01.000 And I saw him do that.
00:20:02.000 I'm like, oh, this is probably how he writes.
00:20:05.000 Because at that time I was already thinking about doing stand-up.
00:20:09.000 But I was like, oh, he's thinking this is how he writes like he comes up with ideas by people like throw a thing at him and off the cuff because he's already murdering for an hour.
00:20:17.000 It was really impressive.
00:20:18.000 Super clean, but like perfect jokes.
00:20:21.000 There were perfect jokes.
00:20:23.000 There were just everything's like the setup, the punchline, the fucking way he handled himself on stage.
00:20:29.000 I was like, wow.
00:20:30.000 Those guys are so intimidating when you're starting out.
00:20:33.000 You really need to go to an open mic night and watch people eat shit.
00:20:37.000 You fucking need that.
00:20:39.000 You need that when you're starting out.
00:20:42.000 I think you need that with everything.
00:20:43.000 If you think you're going to play basketball and you go to the NBA for the first time, you're like, what the fuck?
00:20:48.000 I can't move like that.
00:20:50.000 I think that's the thing with everything.
00:20:52.000 People sucking helps in the beginning.
00:20:54.000 People sucking helps.
00:20:55.000 I remember that first night.
00:20:57.000 Ever in a comedy club that I ever signed up for an open mic was at the comedy store and I got number 12 on the lineup.
00:21:03.000 And I'm like, man, here we go.
00:21:06.000 And they weren't as good as I thought they were going to be.
00:21:08.000 And I'm like, whoa, I think I have a chance.
00:21:11.000 This is crazy.
00:21:12.000 Richard Jennings said that very thing.
00:21:14.000 Richard Jennings said that bad comedians inspire comedians to try.
00:21:18.000 Yeah.
00:21:18.000 I don't remember exactly how he phrased it, but it was something to that extent.
00:21:22.000 He was so right.
00:21:24.000 I remember thinking that at the time.
00:21:25.000 If it wasn't for watching open micers, I would probably chicken it out.
00:21:29.000 But you watch the open micers and you're like, oh, they're just clumsy like me.
00:21:33.000 Right.
00:21:33.000 Okay, this is a thing you get good at.
00:21:36.000 Yeah.
00:21:36.000 Oh, okay.
00:21:38.000 And then it became, like, I thought you just were funny or you weren't funny.
00:21:41.000 You know, I'm like, I'm kind of funny sometimes to my friends.
00:21:44.000 Like, how do I be funny to these people?
00:21:46.000 But then you go to an open mic night and you realize, oh, this is like a thing that everyone's working on to get better.
00:21:52.000 Like, what the fuck is this thing?
00:21:54.000 Like, this weird mass hypnosis, this weird idea game you're playing with people.
00:21:59.000 The fact that you could do it for free always boggled my mind.
00:22:03.000 Like, I was always, all through high school, I'm like, how am I going to pay for college?
00:22:06.000 Because I'm not getting a scholarship with my GPA. So, once I was out, I was literally paying for college and owed these loans.
00:22:14.000 Luckily, I dropped out fast, so I didn't get too deep in the hole.
00:22:16.000 But anyway, by the time I realized, like, wait, you could just do these open mics, it's like free college.
00:22:24.000 This is...
00:22:25.000 Except it's for a specific career.
00:22:27.000 And you get to watch, like, you'll get to watch Dave Chappelle pop in.
00:22:31.000 Yeah.
00:22:31.000 You'll get to watch, you know, Damon Wayans will show up.
00:22:35.000 You get to watch, you know, all these fucking comics from other states that are in town.
00:22:41.000 They want to do a spot at the store.
00:22:43.000 I mean, that's the first place I saw Schultz.
00:22:45.000 That's the first place I saw Tim Dillon.
00:22:48.000 I mean, all those guys who came from New York, they all want to do the store.
00:22:51.000 So if you're working there, man, and you're doing open mics, and then you get a fucking doorman job, holy shit!
00:22:59.000 You had a free education!
00:23:02.000 You were there every day watching these killers work on their sets that they were going to do on Netflix.
00:23:08.000 You're seeing it all evolve because you're seeing them Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
00:23:12.000 You're seeing all these multiple sets.
00:23:14.000 And so you get this just education of how it's pieced together that is unavailable to anybody who doesn't hang around the clubs.
00:23:21.000 Right.
00:23:23.000 100%.
00:23:23.000 It's the only way you can get it.
00:23:24.000 There's not like a school you can go to make you a better stand-up comic.
00:23:28.000 You can learn things in regular school and you can apply them to stand-up comedy, but the only way to do stand-up comedy and learn how to do it is you have to do it.
00:23:37.000 The fact that we have to do it in front of a crowd, you can't even practice it.
00:23:41.000 There's nothing you can do by yourself.
00:23:44.000 And even on the road, those other clubs don't run like the store.
00:23:47.000 There's not 16 headliners in each room, you know what I mean?
00:23:51.000 So if you're lucky, you might be able to maybe work at a place where there's one headliner coming in.
00:23:57.000 Walking probably straight into the green room, doing the shows, and then probably leaving right afterwards.
00:24:02.000 Well, think about the show we did at the Vulcan.
00:24:04.000 Think about the show where you got Hans Kim, and then you got David Lucas, and then you got Mark Norman, and then you got Ari Shafir, then you got Shane Gillis, then you got you, then you got me.
00:24:15.000 These are crazy shows, man.
00:24:18.000 Crazy shows.
00:24:20.000 They were so fucking fun.
00:24:22.000 It's been ridiculous.
00:24:23.000 God damn it.
00:24:23.000 It's a murder fest, too, from start to go.
00:24:27.000 And you know what makes me the happiest?
00:24:28.000 Is watching the big pop that Ari gets.
00:24:31.000 Yeah.
00:24:31.000 When Ari goes on stage, he gets a giant pot.
00:24:34.000 People go nuts.
00:24:35.000 That special fucking pulled him out of the fire.
00:24:39.000 That was a beautiful special.
00:24:40.000 It's a perfect special.
00:24:42.000 It's perfect.
00:24:43.000 The fact that he did it in front of candles and shit, and he had to relight all the candles.
00:24:47.000 And for him to do that with full-blown AIDS is just incredible.
00:24:50.000 It's unbelievable.
00:24:51.000 Full-blown.
00:24:51.000 Imagine if that was a real diagnosis.
00:24:55.000 You know, like, full-blown is such a street term for someone really being fucked up by AIDS. But if, like, well, Tony, you've got full-blown AIDS. If your doctor said that to you, like, what a disrespectful doctor to use the term full-blown AIDS. Bro, you got full-blown AIDS. They'd be like,
00:25:13.000 what kind of doctor did I get?
00:25:15.000 If he threw a bro at the front like that, that's even worse.
00:25:17.000 Like, bro.
00:25:18.000 Yeah, it's the same Dr. Redman was going to.
00:25:20.000 He diagnosed his gums.
00:25:22.000 My metabolism's so fast, Mike.
00:25:24.000 Bro.
00:25:25.000 Full-blown AIDS. Here's the good news.
00:25:27.000 People don't really die of it anymore.
00:25:29.000 And they got all crazy treatments now.
00:25:32.000 They could actually reverse HIV. People have been cured of it now.
00:25:37.000 There are multiple people.
00:25:38.000 It's really wild.
00:25:39.000 There's this medicine that's been really helping.
00:25:41.000 Yeah, I don't know what it is, but the thing about, like, they had already come up with protease inhibitors and all these things that prevented people from getting really sick.
00:25:51.000 Like, remember Jeff Scott had it forever.
00:25:54.000 A fifth person is likely cured of HIV, and another is in long-term remission.
00:25:59.000 One case involved a man with cancer underwent a specialized stem cell transplant.
00:26:05.000 The other involved a woman who received immune-boosting therapies as part of a clinical trial.
00:26:10.000 So this is different results from different studies.
00:26:14.000 So doing a couple of different methods.
00:26:16.000 And also likely cured is a little bit of a term, right?
00:26:19.000 Like imagine being that guy's boyfriend and he's like, good news, babe, I'm likely cured.
00:26:24.000 Let's go to no condom tonight.
00:26:25.000 They have another drug that you take now and it prevents you from getting HIV. It's like a blocker.
00:26:30.000 So it's like a go crazy drug.
00:26:32.000 Yeah.
00:26:32.000 It's like for gay guys, you just gave them the fucking tutu, give them that green light.
00:26:36.000 If you give them a fucking pill that they could take and you definitely won't get AIDS, oh my god, they're going to try so hard to get AIDS. They're going to go hard.
00:26:46.000 I think about how those must be getting thrown around like parade candy on Santa Monica Boulevard.
00:26:52.000 Yeah, I mean, what a miracle.
00:26:55.000 Science.
00:26:56.000 That's the good side of pharmaceutical drugs, right?
00:26:59.000 Everybody wants to talk about the bad side.
00:27:01.000 Yeah, you can buttfuck and not get AIDS. Boner pills.
00:27:05.000 There's a lot of different things that came out of it.
00:27:07.000 Remember the fucking gas station pills, Fred Pan?
00:27:10.000 I got burnt out.
00:27:11.000 I think it did damage.
00:27:14.000 The red pan was taking these fucking, who knows what bathtub they were mixed up in.
00:27:20.000 He would take these boner pills that he would buy at the gas station, and apparently they're insane.
00:27:26.000 And I think they had steroids in them, because one time you got a little bit of road rage.
00:27:30.000 Yeah, and sometimes I felt like I was about to pass out, like I was tripping, like seeing trails and stuff.
00:27:37.000 Like, what's that?
00:27:38.000 I think it was like blood pressure.
00:27:40.000 Bro, it could be everything.
00:27:42.000 Everything and anything.
00:27:43.000 They just mixed them up and called it Rhino.
00:27:45.000 Right.
00:27:45.000 Remember the names?
00:27:47.000 Yep.
00:27:47.000 Black Rhino.
00:27:48.000 It had a hologram of a rhinoceros.
00:27:50.000 Yes!
00:27:50.000 And I had, like, I collected the containers that they came in because they were, like, trading cards.
00:27:54.000 And I had, like, 30 of them, but when I moved...
00:27:57.000 When I moved to Texas, I was like, I have to throw this away.
00:27:59.000 What am I doing?
00:28:00.000 You should have saved them.
00:28:01.000 I just took photos of them.
00:28:03.000 Oh, you should have saved them.
00:28:04.000 They were so stupid.
00:28:05.000 But it was like, what a genius idea.
00:28:07.000 Because you're only selling a couple pills, but you're selling it for like what a prescription you really should be.
00:28:11.000 Right.
00:28:11.000 So you have this crazy markup.
00:28:14.000 And then on top of that, who the fuck, there's no one telling you.
00:28:17.000 There's no FDA involved in these transactions.
00:28:19.000 You're basically selling like vitamin B. Right.
00:28:21.000 You know, you can kind of just, you know, put those up for sale until they come after you.
00:28:26.000 And then they test them and find out there was all sorts of stuff in there.
00:28:30.000 Viagra and Cialis and steroids.
00:28:34.000 There was like different mixtures.
00:28:36.000 When they got caught and they got in trouble, that's when they made a new LLC and that's what the Rhino 1, Rhino 2, Rhino 3 was.
00:28:42.000 No, like seriously.
00:28:43.000 I know, they kept getting busted.
00:28:45.000 It was like an open secret.
00:28:46.000 I remember you were the detective of all this.
00:28:49.000 Right.
00:28:49.000 It was hilarious.
00:28:51.000 There were steroids in them, too, and weren't there some of them had amphetamines?
00:28:54.000 Yep, and that's John Jones, supposedly, that's how he got caught with steroids, but it ended up being a boner pill.
00:29:00.000 Remember back in the day?
00:29:01.000 John Jones or somebody.
00:29:02.000 Yeah, I think, John, there was something along those lines in that story.
00:29:06.000 I know that boner pills were involved, but I thought they were real boner pills.
00:29:09.000 I don't think he's just taking...
00:29:11.000 But the thing is, like, if you're getting them online, like, who fucking knows who's cooking these things up, bro?
00:29:16.000 Who knows he's making these things?
00:29:18.000 You're trusting your, I mean, anything that calls itself, like, Rhino 5. Like, Rhino 5. It's hilarious.
00:29:29.000 But it would make sense.
00:29:30.000 It sounds like a good mixture.
00:29:32.000 A little bit of steroids, a little bit of speed.
00:29:35.000 Cialis mixed with Viagra.
00:29:36.000 And sell it at a gas station!
00:29:38.000 Like, who's pumping gas needing to fuck?
00:29:40.000 Like, bro, I got to fuck!
00:29:42.000 I'm so horny from these fumes!
00:29:45.000 I need some boner pills.
00:29:47.000 I need to get going.
00:29:49.000 Have you guys seen the story of this person who worked for the White House?
00:29:55.000 They were in charge of something in the nuclear program.
00:29:58.000 It's a trans woman who's bald and has a beard and a mustache and is apparently a kleptomaniac.
00:30:04.000 It is the wildest story.
00:30:07.000 They caught her stealing a bag.
00:30:11.000 Is it he?
00:30:13.000 He has a mustache.
00:30:15.000 Isn't his name Sam?
00:30:17.000 I don't want to misgender.
00:30:18.000 I'm not sure if it's like non-binary.
00:30:21.000 Whatever.
00:30:22.000 But whatever it is, it's a thief.
00:30:24.000 It's a fucking thief!
00:30:25.000 It's a fucking terrible thief!
00:30:27.000 And then there was a woman who recently saw photos of this Sam person and she is like, I think she's a designer and she had very specific one-of-a-kind clothing That had gotten stolen.
00:30:44.000 Oh, Jesus.
00:30:45.000 What the hell?
00:30:46.000 Yeah, it's playing with rules.
00:30:48.000 That's what that person's doing.
00:30:49.000 That person with the beard and the shaved head and lipstick and everything, they're playing with the rules.
00:30:54.000 I'll tell you, there's not enough boner pills in the world.
00:31:00.000 So this person, Sam, has been stealing women's luggage, like not just one, but they've caught multiple times this person, Sam, on video stealing luggage, and this woman who said from 2018, see if you can find that story,
00:31:15.000 the story of this woman who was a designer from 2018. There it is.
00:31:19.000 So she had these very specific pieces that were missing, and then she sees this person wearing her shit, this person who works for the fucking White House.
00:31:30.000 What's he do at the White House?
00:31:31.000 And she's like, no way.
00:31:32.000 Well, she's, he, they are fired.
00:31:35.000 They're fired from the White House.
00:31:37.000 What did they do?
00:31:39.000 Something with the nuclear department.
00:31:41.000 Department of Energy.
00:31:43.000 Yeah.
00:31:44.000 Yeah.
00:31:46.000 Okay, former Department of Energy official Sam Brinton has been had been contained in her luggage.
00:31:54.000 She reported missing on March 9 2018 at the Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport and then you see this person so she's a Houston based Tanzanian fashion designer.
00:32:05.000 How do you say her name?
00:32:07.000 Asya Kamsen.
00:32:09.000 Asya Kamsen.
00:32:11.000 So so she saw her fucking clothing It's one of a kind clothing that she designed and she's seeing this person who stole it who works for the fucking White House.
00:32:23.000 Two separate airports and notice he appeared to be wearing her clothes in several photos.
00:32:30.000 Compson said she had packed the same clothes in a bag that vanished back in 2018. So this person's been doing this forever just stealing girls clothes from the airport and then trying the mom when they get home.
00:32:41.000 There's a thing called autogynephilia, and it's men who are turned on by dressing like women, but they're heterosexual, but they're turned on by dressing like women.
00:32:52.000 They like to dress and maybe even behave like a woman, and they get aroused by it.
00:32:59.000 Jordan Peterson talked about it.
00:33:01.000 He said it's always been a part of the psychology literature.
00:33:05.000 It's like a reoccurring thing.
00:33:08.000 That exists with men.
00:33:10.000 That there's been men forever who like to dress up like women and it gets them sexually aroused.
00:33:16.000 Now it's they're in the same category as people that identify with being a woman like if you're like a legitimate trans person And I know a lot of them.
00:33:25.000 I know a lot of them now.
00:33:26.000 It's more it's There's some that you go like if you ever meet Blair white You go, okay, that's a hundred percent correct.
00:33:33.000 Like whatever you're doing is correct.
00:33:35.000 Like she seems like a woman Wow, so this is the ladies clothes.
00:33:40.000 Oh, isn't that crazy?
00:33:42.000 That is so crazy It's different.
00:33:47.000 There's a kink.
00:33:48.000 No, because it's folded over on the right side.
00:33:50.000 See how it's folded over?
00:33:52.000 It's a different pattern.
00:33:54.000 Yeah, in the middle.
00:33:55.000 Oh, you're right.
00:33:56.000 Huh.
00:34:01.000 Are you sure it's not folded over?
00:34:04.000 Because you see the right side of his thing?
00:34:06.000 You see how it's the black?
00:34:07.000 You see the inner linings?
00:34:09.000 Well, they wear it better.
00:34:10.000 Yeah, but you see, well, this Sam person has the narrowest fucking shoulders for what appears to be a biological male.
00:34:18.000 And if you, you know, he's like got it folded over so it'll fit on his shoulders.
00:34:23.000 Like, I think if he spread it out, it might like fall over one shoulder.
00:34:27.000 That doesn't seem like the same picture.
00:34:31.000 Wow.
00:34:32.000 It's very similar.
00:34:33.000 Can you imagine?
00:34:34.000 Well, it could also just be she had multiple pieces, and you show photos of one of her pieces similar to the other one that he was wearing, but it makes sense.
00:34:41.000 I mean, if a person's been busted more than once stealing chicks clothes, but that's like a kink thing, man.
00:34:47.000 That's not a poor person that needs clothing.
00:34:49.000 That's not a person in desperation trying to feed their family.
00:34:52.000 That's a kink.
00:34:53.000 That person's kinky.
00:34:55.000 They like to steal women's clothes and then put them on.
00:34:58.000 Maybe they're also good at energy.
00:35:00.000 Maybe.
00:35:01.000 Maybe.
00:35:02.000 But you can't hire them just because they like to dress like a woman.
00:35:06.000 Oh my goodness.
00:35:07.000 Wow.
00:35:08.000 You see what I'm saying?
00:35:08.000 You can't do that.
00:35:10.000 Like, that's crazy.
00:35:11.000 And this is what you get when you go fishing for crazy.
00:35:14.000 Can you imagine?
00:35:15.000 You can't just hire someone because they like to dress like a woman.
00:35:18.000 Like, they have to actually not be crazy and not be stealing luggage and be good at their job.
00:35:27.000 Good face.
00:35:27.000 Good face on it.
00:35:28.000 Yeah, beautiful face.
00:35:29.000 Yeah, unbelievably stunning.
00:35:33.000 Can you imagine that being your type?
00:35:35.000 Like, looking for that?
00:35:36.000 Like, I've always wanted a woman with a shaved head and a goatee with a lot of lipstick.
00:35:40.000 I want someone who I can fucking watch football with.
00:35:42.000 Let's go!
00:35:44.000 Fucking let's go!
00:35:49.000 It's just the whole thing is so odd.
00:35:54.000 Right, like...
00:35:56.000 Does that person really beat out the other people for that job?
00:36:01.000 Did they really go through the people's resumes?
00:36:05.000 It's like the bit I'm doing about the teacher from Washington State or from Vancouver that has the giant fake tits.
00:36:11.000 Oh yeah.
00:36:12.000 Somewhere in Canada.
00:36:13.000 Yeah.
00:36:15.000 Did you see the picture of him in normal when he's not at work?
00:36:22.000 When he's not at work, he dresses like a regular guy.
00:36:25.000 He's running at Clinger.
00:36:26.000 Yeah.
00:36:27.000 From M.A.S.H. Clinger from M.A.S.H., remember?
00:36:29.000 Mm-hmm.
00:36:29.000 Clinger dressed up like a woman.
00:36:30.000 That was his try to get out of Vietnam, and they said, fuck you, you're going to dress like a woman in Vietnam.
00:36:35.000 Oh, he's trying to get kicked out of the Army.
00:36:38.000 And the way he would try to get kicked out is try to dress like a woman.
00:36:41.000 Yeah.
00:36:41.000 And they just let him do it.
00:36:43.000 And then, you know, they made him dress like a man, but he, like, it never worked.
00:36:46.000 The point is, like, same with this person.
00:36:49.000 Like, that's what they're doing.
00:36:50.000 They're pulling a clinger.
00:36:51.000 Yeah.
00:36:52.000 My favorite episode of South Park of all time, Lemmy Winks, is when Mr. Garrison finds out that you can get a lot of money if you get fired for doing gay stuff.
00:37:03.000 So he keeps trying to outdo himself and be gayer and gayer and the people keep talking about how brave he is and then finally brings in Mr. Slave and he shoves a gerbil up Mr. Slave's ass and the whole episode turns into this adventure of the gerbil because the rectum closed.
00:37:18.000 The gerbil has to make his way all the way through the mouth.
00:37:21.000 Oh my god.
00:37:22.000 I saw that.
00:37:24.000 Dude, this came out when I was a senior in high school and just started smoking marijuana.
00:37:28.000 Like I just started smoking weed and two weeks later this episode came out.
00:37:33.000 And I... Oh my god, I forgot how good this episode is.
00:37:36.000 ...was dead.
00:37:38.000 The music is crazy.
00:37:40.000 There's fucking songs.
00:37:41.000 Did you see the live South Park concert?
00:37:44.000 They redid this live.
00:37:46.000 Oh, wow.
00:37:47.000 I forgot how funny that episode was.
00:37:49.000 They have so many bangers, dude.
00:37:51.000 So many bangers over the years.
00:37:53.000 There's not another show like it.
00:37:54.000 And the fact that it's still going strong.
00:37:56.000 Still going strong.
00:37:59.000 You can't do it anywhere else.
00:38:01.000 Even Comedy Central, if you try to bring a show like that to Comedy Central, they'd be like, no fucking way.
00:38:07.000 But with South Park, go ahead.
00:38:10.000 It is the 800-pound gorilla of cable TV. It's like the one thing that no one can fuck with.
00:38:18.000 They go so hard.
00:38:20.000 They go so hard.
00:38:21.000 I saw a video of him using his kid to do the Canadian impressions.
00:38:27.000 The Megan and...
00:38:28.000 Yeah.
00:38:29.000 Oh yeah, Ike.
00:38:31.000 He uses his own little kid and he was like whispering in her ear like what to say.
00:38:36.000 So like he has her cussing and stuff and he's like cracking up while holding it.
00:38:40.000 This is amazing.
00:38:41.000 Don't kick your baby.
00:38:42.000 Good job!
00:38:43.000 Let's try one more like that.
00:38:44.000 I love you too, big brother.
00:38:47.000 I love you, big brubber.
00:38:51.000 Big brubber.
00:38:55.000 That's cute.
00:38:56.000 That's adorable.
00:38:57.000 It's better when they're doing the cussing ones, though.
00:38:59.000 These ones are cute.
00:39:00.000 That's a lot.
00:39:02.000 That's awesome.
00:39:04.000 It's funny.
00:39:05.000 They're national treasures.
00:39:06.000 Those guys are national treasures.
00:39:08.000 They really are.
00:39:09.000 What they do just to advance comedy.
00:39:12.000 It's so awesome.
00:39:13.000 They let you be free to laugh at the most ridiculous shit.
00:39:17.000 It's like, that's important today.
00:39:19.000 It really is.
00:39:20.000 It's important today.
00:39:21.000 Like, goddamn, people are so crazy.
00:39:24.000 It's such a wild time where people are getting so upset about so many different things like there's a it's like a fever pitch out there Whether it's Ukraine and Russia or COVID or fucking the climate.
00:39:37.000 It's like whoo Like everybody's like right there all the time We need to chill the fuck out as a nation Yeah, right Yeah.
00:39:51.000 It's wild, man.
00:39:52.000 It is wild.
00:39:53.000 The wildest time I could ever remember.
00:39:56.000 Like, gearing up for this 2024 election?
00:39:59.000 I'm fucking terrified.
00:40:01.000 Like, what is that gonna be like?
00:40:03.000 What the fuck is that gonna be like?
00:40:06.000 DeSantis just got control over Disney.
00:40:09.000 Did you see that?
00:40:10.000 Yeah.
00:40:10.000 How does that work?
00:40:12.000 I'm not exactly sure.
00:40:13.000 Did he just score a coup on Disney?
00:40:16.000 Yep.
00:40:16.000 It's the land they own.
00:40:17.000 What?
00:40:18.000 Yep.
00:40:19.000 What does that mean?
00:40:20.000 I remember reading in this a few months ago when it first started happening.
00:40:23.000 It has to do with the water rights and stuff because it goes through that county.
00:40:26.000 They portioned off that section where Disney World is and made it separate from Orange County.
00:40:31.000 Well, they gave them crazy, crazy, crazy tax breaks back in the day to draw tourism in.
00:40:36.000 So now he can charge them because they're supposedly woke and, you know, anti-DeSantis.
00:40:44.000 So he's like, screw it.
00:40:46.000 Now you guys can pay your fair share.
00:40:49.000 It's so weird how so many people that are involved in show business go that route.
00:40:57.000 So many people.
00:40:58.000 It's like they feel compelled to You know?
00:41:03.000 Like, people that wouldn't have done it five or six years ago wouldn't have gone along with it or going along with it now.
00:41:08.000 Right.
00:41:09.000 They have to play the game.
00:41:10.000 It's weird.
00:41:11.000 It's weird to watch.
00:41:13.000 Because I don't think it's representative of most people's sensibilities.
00:41:17.000 I think it's a very small group of very pushy people.
00:41:22.000 There's enough of them because there's a lot of people.
00:41:24.000 There's a lot of us.
00:41:25.000 300 and fucking whatever million.
00:41:28.000 You're going to get enough that are really into it and really noisy.
00:41:31.000 But the way the regular people think, the people of the world that don't have to pretend...
00:41:38.000 That they agree with something or disagree with something.
00:41:40.000 Most people are very confused by what's going on.
00:41:42.000 Most regular people are very frustrated and confused by someone like that who's working for the White House.
00:41:48.000 Like, how?
00:41:49.000 How did that person get in there?
00:41:50.000 Did that person get in there just because they dressed like that?
00:41:52.000 Because I think they did.
00:41:53.000 I think they did.
00:41:55.000 I think that's how goofy they are.
00:41:58.000 Did you see the White House press secretary lady the other day?
00:42:00.000 She was touting all the different Like minorities and all the different people of you know all the different women how many women work for the White House now a record number of people in the LBGTQ community work in the White House like so like all these things that Okay How are they doing?
00:42:20.000 How's this working?
00:42:21.000 This doesn't seem like it's working that well.
00:42:23.000 We don't care.
00:42:25.000 That's not what most people care about.
00:42:27.000 And if you're lesbian and you're great at your job, awesome.
00:42:30.000 If you're gay and you're great at your job, awesome.
00:42:33.000 But that shouldn't be all we're hearing about.
00:42:36.000 Shouldn't be all we're hearing about is your identity, the identity politics thing, like as if somehow or another doing that is great for everybody.
00:42:44.000 Do you think about that when you look for anything good?
00:42:48.000 Do you think about like, well, I hope the staffing there is very diverse.
00:42:53.000 Whoever the fuck is there is the best at whatever the fuck they do.
00:42:57.000 That's what you're thinking about.
00:42:59.000 Right.
00:43:00.000 Is that what they would want their doctor to walk in looking like?
00:43:03.000 Exactly.
00:43:04.000 I saw there was an internet meme about that.
00:43:09.000 What do you say when your house is on fire?
00:43:14.000 Are you hoping the firefighting team is diverse that are coming to save you?
00:43:18.000 There's been a few of these.
00:43:20.000 But they're like, yeah, that's not what you want.
00:43:23.000 You want diversity because you want people to all have an opportunity to do things.
00:43:28.000 You want it.
00:43:29.000 But you don't want to force it.
00:43:31.000 Like you can't put people in a position that shouldn't be in the position just because of the color of their skin or where they were born.
00:43:39.000 That's crazy.
00:43:41.000 And if there's like a real problem With people of one group or another group not getting the opportunities, then we should address that because that's the real problem.
00:43:52.000 Everybody's at each other's throats for the wrong things when the real things are you have these massive communities of disenfranchised people like Youngstown, like where you grew up, like Detroit, like Baltimore.
00:44:08.000 There's places like that all over the country.
00:44:10.000 And we just sent how many billions of dollars to Ukraine?
00:44:14.000 Did we always have that money laying around?
00:44:17.000 It's crazy.
00:44:18.000 Okay, but whether or not you agree that we should support Ukraine or not, I don't understand it.
00:44:22.000 It scares the shit out of me.
00:44:24.000 But if you had all that money laying around, do you know how many things you could have fixed?
00:44:29.000 The real problem is people not getting the same situation to grow up in.
00:44:35.000 Not getting a situation that's not filled with violence and drugs and gangs and chaos and shit.
00:44:42.000 But no one's trying to fix that.
00:44:44.000 If you want to fix the way people think about each other, if everybody had a decent chance, pretty much everybody had a decent chance, Like the whole country, you'd have way less problems!
00:44:56.000 You got places where people are fucked from the jump, and no one's doing anything to stop that.
00:45:02.000 No one's doing anything to try to help.
00:45:04.000 That's the real problem in this country.
00:45:06.000 It's not, like, most people don't give a fuck who you are.
00:45:11.000 They just like you to be good at what you do, and they like you to be fun to be around.
00:45:15.000 We all find each other's groove.
00:45:17.000 Like, oh, this is Mike.
00:45:18.000 He's a fucking weirdo, but he's cool about this.
00:45:20.000 And we all find our groove with each other.
00:45:25.000 How many comics do we know that are gag?
00:45:27.000 Nobody gives a shit.
00:45:29.000 How many comics do we know that are of every ethnicity, every race?
00:45:35.000 When you're hanging around with comics, it's just who's funny.
00:45:37.000 It's just who's good, who's cool to hang with.
00:45:40.000 Nobody gives a fuck about that.
00:45:41.000 That should be the whole world.
00:45:44.000 That should be the whole world.
00:45:45.000 I don't know if you get there by forcing people to get hired because they're a certain race, or a certain gender, or a certain anything.
00:45:53.000 You've got to get to the point where all these people have the same sort of crack at it, so then it just becomes a meritocracy, like a real meritocracy.
00:46:03.000 Because that's the argument against it.
00:46:05.000 It's like it's not a meritocracy if people experience racism or sexism or if people grow up disenfranchised and they grow up in bad areas.
00:46:14.000 They deserve a little bit of an extra help and maybe they should be hired first.
00:46:20.000 That's the thought process behind it, but I think that encourages someone who's not as good to succeed.
00:46:28.000 And I don't think that's good for anybody.
00:46:30.000 I think the best people should succeed.
00:46:33.000 We just have to figure out how to make that fair.
00:46:35.000 But the best people should succeed in everything.
00:46:39.000 That's the way we get better at stuff.
00:46:40.000 That's it.
00:46:41.000 The NFL, I'm sure you probably know about this, but they have a very, very interesting thing that they're doing where you literally get better, what is it, draft picks or something based on how many black coaches you have.
00:46:55.000 So you can literally...
00:46:58.000 Reconstruct your team.
00:46:59.000 You can build it stronger.
00:47:01.000 Is it draft picks?
00:47:02.000 And so you get more draft picks?
00:47:03.000 A bigger salary cap or something?
00:47:06.000 It's wild.
00:47:07.000 The salary cap is wild.
00:47:09.000 Because if there wasn't a salary cap, the Saudis would just come in.
00:47:12.000 And then we'd go, we have an idea.
00:47:15.000 Everybody, a billion dollars.
00:47:17.000 Just buy up.
00:47:20.000 I think those guys have more money than we could possibly comprehend.
00:47:23.000 They're doing it with golf.
00:47:25.000 It seems to be working.
00:47:27.000 Yep.
00:47:28.000 Is it?
00:47:28.000 No?
00:47:28.000 Jamie?
00:47:29.000 Shakey-shakey?
00:47:30.000 Tell me, Jamie.
00:47:31.000 What's the definition of working, I guess?
00:47:33.000 Are they having successful events?
00:47:36.000 They're just starting.
00:47:37.000 That's the definition of a successful event.
00:47:38.000 Oh, now we're cutting hairs.
00:47:39.000 I don't know golf, so you tell me.
00:47:41.000 What's a successful event?
00:47:42.000 They just had their first event of the year, and the response online is people aren't that into watching it.
00:47:49.000 It was on the CW, I think, in the United States, so it's a little tough to find that in the first place.
00:47:52.000 I don't get it.
00:47:53.000 Interesting.
00:47:55.000 It's aired a way different way than they aired PGA Golf.
00:47:58.000 It's aired to everybody.
00:47:59.000 You see all the shots at the same time.
00:48:03.000 Everyone's playing at once, which is way different, especially if you've watched the Full Swing show that just started on Netflix.
00:48:09.000 They're explaining golf to people who don't really know it that well.
00:48:13.000 There is a lot of money in there, though.
00:48:15.000 That's for sure.
00:48:17.000 So that's successful for those people.
00:48:19.000 That's interesting.
00:48:21.000 So Professional Poole is encountering a little bit of a renaissance.
00:48:24.000 It's very interesting.
00:48:25.000 There's a few companies that are putting on these events, like Predators putting on these events, and Matchroom Poole, and they're streaming them live online.
00:48:33.000 And it's becoming successful again.
00:48:36.000 Poole, because they're streaming them online, people are into it again.
00:48:39.000 It's very interesting.
00:48:41.000 And they're doing the World Championships this weekend from the Rio.
00:48:46.000 Nice.
00:48:48.000 I'm going to try to stop in on Friday and check it out.
00:48:52.000 Did you see the guy in East Palestine that talks like Mickey Mouse now?
00:48:56.000 Yeah, I did.
00:48:57.000 I was just swallowing a true brain.
00:48:59.000 What's that?
00:49:00.000 It's a nootropic.
00:49:01.000 You want to try it?
00:49:01.000 Yeah.
00:49:02.000 Dude was on my podcast once with a doctor and he came up with this stuff.
00:49:06.000 Really?
00:49:08.000 Is it orange flavored?
00:49:08.000 I think he was a doctor.
00:49:09.000 Was he a doctor?
00:49:11.000 I don't want to give anybody extra titles.
00:49:13.000 You want to try one?
00:49:14.000 Want to get smarter?
00:49:15.000 No, no, no.
00:49:16.000 I don't want to.
00:49:16.000 Stay where you're at?
00:49:17.000 Yeah.
00:49:19.000 Doesn't make you smarter.
00:49:20.000 Helps your memory a little bit.
00:49:22.000 It's good for verbal memory.
00:49:25.000 Sometimes the Mary Jane fucks with the mind.
00:49:27.000 Ooh, that's delicious.
00:49:28.000 It's good, right?
00:49:29.000 It's nice, a little liquid, a little shot.
00:49:32.000 I like it.
00:49:33.000 It's like a snow cone.
00:49:34.000 With the voice thing, wouldn't there be multiple videos of multiple people with that?
00:49:39.000 It could be his own reaction to it.
00:49:41.000 He got a very high dose.
00:49:42.000 It could be there's more people.
00:49:43.000 They're not talking about it.
00:49:44.000 It says there's more people.
00:49:46.000 More people?
00:49:47.000 That's what this article says.
00:49:48.000 They're going to go check door to door.
00:49:51.000 Oh, they're sending the CDC in.
00:49:53.000 Bro, this is very scary stuff.
00:49:55.000 Yeah.
00:49:56.000 Very scary stuff.
00:49:56.000 Youngstown's 20 minutes from there.
00:49:58.000 And they just call it East Palestine.
00:49:59.000 They don't say it's 45 minutes away from Pittsburgh or 45 minutes away from Cleveland.
00:50:04.000 They just call it East Palestine.
00:50:05.000 So, it's getting into Youngstown, too.
00:50:07.000 Oh, yeah.
00:50:08.000 It's getting into everywhere, right?
00:50:09.000 Everywhere.
00:50:10.000 Pittsburgh's really close.
00:50:11.000 Columbus is not far away.
00:50:13.000 Dude, that's so scary.
00:50:14.000 Did you see the dead deer that they've been finding?
00:50:17.000 This dude took video.
00:50:18.000 He was down by the river or this creek or whatever it is, and it's just fucking completely polluted.
00:50:23.000 You know, you throw rocks in it.
00:50:24.000 You see big oil slicks and bowl up.
00:50:26.000 And he found three dead deer, like really close to each other.
00:50:30.000 That's where it is on the map.
00:50:31.000 There's East Palestine.
00:50:33.000 Youngstown's right there, dude.
00:50:35.000 Oh my god, Pittsburgh's right there.
00:50:37.000 Are those videos of it raining in Ohio where it was like foam?
00:50:40.000 Is that fake?
00:50:41.000 I don't know.
00:50:42.000 Do you see that?
00:50:43.000 I saw snow and all the stuff on the ground.
00:50:44.000 It's like foaming rain.
00:50:46.000 Bro.
00:50:47.000 Bro, what's in those clouds now?
00:50:50.000 And that's a cloudy place.
00:50:52.000 They literally have the lake effect there.
00:50:54.000 So the precipitation, that's where it's always cloudy.
00:50:58.000 Always.
00:50:59.000 Oh my god.
00:51:00.000 So it's sitting above you.
00:51:02.000 Yep.
00:51:02.000 Is it?
00:51:03.000 Does it dissipate?
00:51:04.000 What happens to the poison that gets into the air?
00:51:08.000 It goes to Pittsburgh.
00:51:09.000 Yeah, where does it go?
00:51:10.000 Like, if it really hovers over you, like, holy shit, and comes down when it rains, what the fuck?
00:51:15.000 The video that, I don't know if it's real, it showed a man outside, and when it was raining, it just seemed like it was suds.
00:51:21.000 And so that's not normal.
00:51:22.000 I don't know if it's a real video, it's TikTok.
00:51:24.000 Wouldn't you think that whatever the smoke is, like, whatever the particles are, they would be too heavy to just sit in the clouds?
00:51:30.000 Wouldn't you think that they would fall to the ground?
00:51:34.000 I don't know.
00:51:34.000 We're too stupid to talk about this.
00:51:37.000 Jamie, you're smarter than us.
00:51:39.000 What do you think would happen, like, if chemicals were burned and they went into the clouds, would they stay in the clouds?
00:51:45.000 I think back to the movies of, like, the Dirty Waters just came out where they're looking into, like, you know, chemical companies and people getting fucked up and there's giant lawsuits that go on forever.
00:51:54.000 Aaron Brockovich thing, I think, was a similar situation.
00:51:57.000 People getting fucked up from some chemical company.
00:51:59.000 Mm-hmm.
00:52:01.000 Right.
00:52:01.000 Repeat.
00:52:02.000 Why would this one be different, honestly?
00:52:04.000 No, I think it is.
00:52:05.000 But what I'm asking is, do you think that when they burn the chemicals that they stay in the clouds, does that make any sense?
00:52:10.000 I don't think they're going to tell us and explain it to us, simple people.
00:52:15.000 Some people might know.
00:52:16.000 What a mad scramble.
00:52:18.000 And did you see that people were trying to blame Trump because of deregulation?
00:52:21.000 But it turns out that whatever deregulation he passed wouldn't have applied to this and also wasn't instituted.
00:52:27.000 It never really went through.
00:52:31.000 Is that true?
00:52:32.000 Make sure that's true.
00:52:33.000 How?
00:52:36.000 If anybody can, you can, Jamie.
00:52:39.000 What is the question?
00:52:41.000 Was the deregulation by Trump?
00:52:42.000 Yes.
00:52:42.000 Was Trump-era deregulation responsible for the crash?
00:52:49.000 Because I think it was not.
00:52:51.000 I don't know.
00:52:52.000 I heard that it was about the penalties for the company, not even the train.
00:52:57.000 Oh, really?
00:52:58.000 That's what I had understood.
00:52:59.000 Oh, really?
00:53:00.000 That's what deregulation was about.
00:53:01.000 Oh, really?
00:53:02.000 The train was going to happen anyway.
00:53:03.000 Remember, we looked up, it was like $1,700 a year.
00:53:06.000 So the deregulation was just basically like giving money to the corporations or letting them pay less money?
00:53:14.000 I don't know.
00:53:16.000 First thing it says, Washington Post analysis.
00:53:18.000 So far, Trump's rollback of regulations can't be blamed for the train wreck.
00:53:22.000 There you go.
00:53:22.000 And that's Washington Post.
00:53:23.000 So that's Washington Post.
00:53:25.000 See, NTSB chair contradicts Post that wrongly claim Trump to blame for Ohio train wreck.
00:53:30.000 But that's like a thing that people do immediately.
00:53:34.000 Whenever there's something fucked up, they immediately point at Trump.
00:53:37.000 He did it!
00:53:37.000 He did it!
00:53:39.000 But the problem with that is when you say he did it, a lot of people hear, oh, he did it.
00:53:45.000 And then how many people hear the follow-up?
00:53:47.000 How many people hear like, no, he didn't do it, and this is actually what happened?
00:53:51.000 I bet it's probably like 60, 40, right?
00:53:55.000 I bet like 40% find out that it wasn't true.
00:53:58.000 This is from an article.
00:53:59.000 It says, Buttigieg calls on Trump to back reversing deregulation in the wake of train derailment.
00:54:05.000 They're saying it comes from this letter.
00:54:08.000 Well, maybe he's correct.
00:54:09.000 Let's read what he has to say.
00:54:11.000 Both things could be true, right?
00:54:13.000 What could be true is that the deregulation is bad, and what also could be true is that Trump wasn't responsible for this particular crash.
00:54:22.000 Both things could be true.
00:54:24.000 This is one thing he can do to express support for reversing the deregulation that happened on his watch.
00:54:30.000 I heard him say he had nothing to do with it, even though it was in his administration.
00:54:34.000 So, if he had nothing to do with it, and they did it in his administration against his will, maybe he can come out and say that he supports us moving in a different direction.
00:54:44.000 That seems very reasonable, doesn't it?
00:54:47.000 Yeah.
00:54:48.000 White House has blamed Republican lawmakers in the Trump administration for lax railway and environmental regulations in the aftermath of the derailment.
00:54:55.000 White House has pointed to a 2021 letter from the Republican Senators to the Federal Railroad Administration urging the agency to expand the use of automated track inspection and pointed to a Republican Study Committee proposal to cut to government funding to address chemical spills.
00:55:15.000 Hmm That's a weird way the pros proposal to cut to government funding I think it's just a typo there Additionally Politico reported the Trump administration rolled back several safety measures for railways including regular Safety audits and an Obama era rule that required faster brakes on trains carrying flammable materials Dude,
00:55:38.000 how about the fastest brakes?
00:55:39.000 Yeah containing flammable materials How about the fastest fucking breaks you can make?
00:55:47.000 That's a true thing, though, that this particular rail that that thing happened on was not set up for transferring hazardous waste, right?
00:55:57.000 Or hazardous materials.
00:55:59.000 Isn't that true?
00:56:02.000 I think they're saying that that train was not set up for having that kind of stuff on it.
00:56:07.000 It's like, bro, it can just fall off the tracks going like 300 miles an hour and explode.
00:56:14.000 Like, what do you got in there?
00:56:16.000 And you're gonna ruin everything forever, all around it?
00:56:19.000 Like, how long before they cleaned that up?
00:56:21.000 Oh, and now they're, what are they gonna do with it?
00:56:23.000 Yeah, so I'm reading right now.
00:56:24.000 What are they gonna do with this stuff?
00:56:24.000 What are they doing with it?
00:56:25.000 They're putting in a landfill.
00:56:26.000 In Indiana, right?
00:56:27.000 Putnam County landfill.
00:56:28.000 Great.
00:56:30.000 Terrific.
00:56:31.000 Put it in the earth.
00:56:32.000 Driving it across the state.
00:56:33.000 If you don't own a landfill, bro, you could put anything in there.
00:56:37.000 Computers, bodies, all kinds of shit.
00:56:40.000 Old cocaine, like, dressers.
00:56:43.000 Four hours ago's story.
00:56:44.000 Ohio toxic train disaster leads to more concerns in other states while scientists say chemical tests in East Palestine are unusually high.
00:56:53.000 I mean...
00:56:54.000 Yeah, you think?
00:56:54.000 Look at that.
00:56:55.000 Unusually high.
00:56:56.000 Really?
00:56:59.000 What a crazy statement.
00:57:01.000 Unusually high.
00:57:04.000 How about toxic for humans?
00:57:06.000 I mean, what happens to those people that can't move?
00:57:09.000 Those people that are stuck there, like they can't afford to move, they got nowhere to go.
00:57:12.000 That's everybody there, by the way.
00:57:14.000 Yeah, at least it's going to be really cheap to move them somewhere else, like $50,000 houses everywhere, you know.
00:57:21.000 Bro.
00:57:23.000 I mean, you got to get those people out of there.
00:57:25.000 Yeah.
00:57:26.000 Like, how dangerous is it, you think, to be there right now?
00:57:29.000 Is it just groundwater?
00:57:31.000 Or is it air?
00:57:32.000 Is it everything?
00:57:35.000 Fuck, man.
00:57:36.000 You know how scary that would be if you were poor and you were stuck in that spot?
00:57:39.000 Was that plane crash real that happened?
00:57:41.000 Yeah, you know that story?
00:57:44.000 What happened?
00:57:45.000 Dude, a plane that was headed with, isn't it true?
00:57:49.000 It seems.
00:57:51.000 Yeah.
00:57:51.000 I'm trying to double check.
00:57:52.000 I want to triple check, but I'm pretty sure there were environmental, yeah.
00:57:55.000 Five environmental scientists who died in a plane crash were headed to East Palestine, Ohio.
00:58:00.000 It says false.
00:58:01.000 Five employees of an environmental consulting firm died in a plane crash near Little Rock, Arkansas.
00:58:17.000 Okay.
00:58:23.000 So it wasn't true.
00:58:24.000 Yeah, so the facts in the days since the February 22nd plane crash some social media users have falsely claimed the aircraft was transporting environmental scientists to East Palestine where a freight train derailment earlier in the month prompted officials to intentionally release and burn toxic vinyl chloride to avoid the danger of an uncontrolled blast.
00:58:44.000 Okay, so it wasn't true.
00:58:46.000 So there was a plane crash filled with scientists, but they were going to a different spill.
00:58:50.000 That seems a little fishy.
00:58:52.000 Why are five environmental scientists going to some other thing nobody's heard of when there's this massive tragedy 60 minutes away?
00:58:58.000 And that's probably the closest major...
00:59:00.000 Well, I guess Pittsburgh is a more major airport that's closer, but that's the second closest.
00:59:05.000 Well, we would have to...
00:59:06.000 Well, first of all, we didn't know these scientists were going there, right?
00:59:08.000 So we would have to assume they've already sent scientists to East Palestine.
00:59:12.000 They don't have to tell you that they're doing that, right?
00:59:14.000 It's not like they make a press release, like, hey, we're sending scientists to find out.
00:59:18.000 Because then people want to know, like, what's the result?
00:59:21.000 Like, if the results are unprintable, like, if the results are like, oh my god, like, everyone's gonna die.
00:59:26.000 Like, who knows what the results are?
00:59:28.000 And we know that if it is unprintable, they're not gonna tell us anyway, from past everything.
00:59:33.000 If they sent five people to this other crash, how many did they send?
00:59:37.000 5,000.
00:59:39.000 How many did they send to East Palestine?
00:59:40.000 They want to, like, check for sure.
00:59:42.000 They want to, like, double and triple check on this one, because this is a doozy.
00:59:45.000 People are calling it, like, an American Chernobyl.
00:59:47.000 It's like, this is scary shit.
00:59:49.000 Yeah.
00:59:51.000 It's wild that those things happen all the time.
00:59:54.000 We googled it the other day.
00:59:55.000 There's like a thousand derailments a year.
00:59:59.000 They happen all the time.
01:00:01.000 Bro.
01:00:03.000 Fuck.
01:00:03.000 Brigham sent me a meme that was like, if you want to run a train properly, here's who you should hire.
01:00:09.000 And it's that cop lady that got...
01:00:11.000 Oh, yeah.
01:00:13.000 Yeah, I've seen those.
01:00:14.000 She's in like 10 memes.
01:00:16.000 Poor gal.
01:00:18.000 Good girl.
01:00:19.000 Yeah.
01:00:19.000 What are you going to do?
01:00:20.000 Cold-blooded assassin.
01:00:23.000 It's a fun office mate right there.
01:00:26.000 Yep.
01:00:26.000 Seems like they're having a good time on the job.
01:00:28.000 Give me three black rhinos and an eight-hour shift.
01:00:33.000 That's too much.
01:00:34.000 Let's go.
01:00:35.000 Three will have a heart attack, bro.
01:00:36.000 Yeah, you die.
01:00:37.000 Yeah, you gotta be careful.
01:00:38.000 How many people died from rhino pills?
01:00:40.000 Probably a lot.
01:00:41.000 We should find that out.
01:00:42.000 That's a good question.
01:00:43.000 Let's take a guess.
01:00:44.000 Because, you know, it would have to be like someone...
01:00:48.000 Heart attacks.
01:00:49.000 Some banker's son died from rhino pills, and then they would ban them.
01:00:54.000 So it would have to be someone influential who died.
01:00:57.000 I'm going to guess...
01:00:59.000 It's hard to say.
01:01:00.000 I don't think there's a number for that because it pretty much is whatever the boner pill really is, like Viagra.
01:01:06.000 A lot of people probably overdose on Viagra.
01:01:07.000 Their blood pressure drops.
01:01:09.000 They have a heart attack or something like that.
01:01:11.000 But I think there's probably deaths that you can absolutely attribute to boner pills.
01:01:15.000 If you think of all the people out there, all the crazy fucks that try to drink a gallon of whiskey and fucking smoke 50 packs of cigarettes, just people that go hard.
01:01:25.000 If they go hard with the rhino pills, I want to know how many will kill you.
01:01:28.000 Imagine if the guy's like, fuck, bro, I'm going out with Heidi tonight.
01:01:32.000 I'm taking 20 pills.
01:01:34.000 Don't do it, Mike!
01:01:36.000 Don't do it, Mike!
01:01:37.000 This sounds like the next episode of Protect Your Parks.
01:01:40.000 You guys should each take three boner pills and just try to fucking maintain, look at each other right in the eyes.
01:01:47.000 I'll come with a gold suitcase and give it to you guys.
01:01:49.000 Imagine a roided up, boner-pilled Shane right next to a roided up, boner-pilled Ari.
01:01:56.000 Nice.
01:01:57.000 Pulled it from aroid raging with boners on amphetamines.
01:02:03.000 Throbbing three-inch penis.
01:02:05.000 Ari's got a giant dick, dude.
01:02:07.000 He does.
01:02:08.000 He'll show it to you.
01:02:09.000 Not since the AIDS. Still, it doesn't shrink.
01:02:11.000 Full-blown.
01:02:12.000 Full-blown doesn't shrink.
01:02:14.000 Regular AIDS sometimes Full-blown.
01:02:18.000 There's no other disease that you say full-blown.
01:02:21.000 It's got full-blown cancer.
01:02:22.000 Oh, yeah.
01:02:23.000 Do you say full-blown cancer?
01:02:24.000 Yeah, you got full-blown cancer.
01:02:25.000 Really?
01:02:25.000 I think.
01:02:26.000 I've heard that before.
01:02:27.000 It sounds right.
01:02:28.000 Yeah.
01:02:29.000 Right when I was saying it, I was like, hmm, that's a questionable one.
01:02:32.000 Full-blown period.
01:02:33.000 You don't say you have full-blown tuberculosis.
01:02:37.000 Right?
01:02:38.000 I don't know.
01:02:39.000 You might say full-blown herpes.
01:02:41.000 That sounds bad.
01:02:42.000 Full-blown herpes.
01:02:43.000 Oh, yeah.
01:02:47.000 That's scary.
01:02:48.000 Yeah.
01:02:49.000 Back in the day, dude, they used to die from syphilis.
01:02:52.000 Like, people rotted out from syphilis.
01:02:54.000 And they got syphilis from fucking, and everybody knew they got it from fucking.
01:02:57.000 And people still fucked.
01:02:59.000 They still fucked.
01:03:01.000 There's that new gonorrhea, full-blown gonorrhea that's killing people that can't cure.
01:03:05.000 What?
01:03:05.000 Have you heard about super gonorrhea?
01:03:07.000 Super gonorrhea is like a new thing.
01:03:09.000 They have no cure for it.
01:03:11.000 What?
01:03:12.000 Really?
01:03:13.000 Yeah.
01:03:13.000 Have you heard of this?
01:03:14.000 No.
01:03:16.000 Jamie?
01:03:17.000 Please Google super gonorrhea.
01:03:19.000 I haven't heard this yet, yes.
01:03:20.000 No, I haven't heard of it.
01:03:21.000 It's so fucked up because it's mutated gonorrhea.
01:03:25.000 Imagine you're just a young person trying to have a good time, have a little intercourse.
01:03:30.000 What is super gonorrhea?
01:03:33.000 Right here, January 2023. Super gonorrhea has reached the US. Holy shit.
01:03:38.000 Super gonorrhea has infected people in the US. It says Massachusetts officials have reported two cases of gonorrhea that are resistant or less susceptible to all known antibiotics used to treat it.
01:03:51.000 Dude.
01:03:52.000 You live your life with green shit coming out of your dick.
01:03:54.000 Dude.
01:03:55.000 Go low limit.
01:03:55.000 So I can read about this?
01:03:56.000 Super gonorrhea has infected people in the United States for the first known time.
01:04:00.000 This week, Massachusetts public health officials announced the discovery of two gonorrhea cases appearing to display increased resistance to all known antibiotic classes that can be used against it.
01:04:11.000 These cases were thankfully still curable, but it's the latest reminder that this common sexually transmitted infection is becoming a more serious threat.
01:04:20.000 Oh!
01:04:23.000 What do you think nature, just when humans get to a certain number, nature just decides to try to start killing them?
01:04:27.000 See the symptoms right there?
01:04:28.000 Oof.
01:04:30.000 Okay.
01:04:31.000 Discolored discharge from the genitals, painful or burning urination, and rectal bleeding if caught from anal sex.
01:04:42.000 Yikes.
01:04:42.000 Wow.
01:04:43.000 When gonorrhea is left untreated, it raises the risk of more serious complications like damage to the reproductive tract in women and swollen testicles in men, both of which can lead to infertility.
01:04:54.000 That's not bad.
01:04:55.000 That's terrifying.
01:04:56.000 But they figured out, for syphilis, they figured it out.
01:05:00.000 Penicillin.
01:05:01.000 Again, shout out to the drug dealers, the pharmacy people.
01:05:05.000 They figured out penicillin.
01:05:07.000 Shout out to the scientists.
01:05:09.000 People were dying of syphilis, and now they just give you a shot.
01:05:12.000 Right.
01:05:13.000 You ever see people dying from syphilis?
01:05:16.000 See what it looks like?
01:05:18.000 Like holes in their face.
01:05:19.000 Their noses fall off, holes in their scalp, like giant patches of tissue missing.
01:05:25.000 Scary stuff, dude.
01:05:27.000 Scary stuff.
01:05:28.000 They just basically rotted away.
01:05:31.000 Damn.
01:05:32.000 Dude.
01:05:33.000 It's crazy, because that was a common thing back in the day.
01:05:40.000 Oh!
01:05:40.000 Yeah, look at that guy.
01:05:41.000 His face is just rotting away.
01:05:43.000 Oh my god, look at that woman's nose at the top, middle.
01:05:45.000 And look at the paintings of people that had syphilis, too.
01:05:49.000 Look at that one on the upper top.
01:05:50.000 Look at the upper top with the guy with the head, the bald head.
01:05:54.000 Look at his head.
01:05:54.000 Those are syphilis lesions.
01:05:57.000 So it's literally his head is rotting away.
01:06:00.000 And there's no cure for it.
01:06:01.000 Look at that girl.
01:06:02.000 Her face is rotting away.
01:06:03.000 And back then, you just fucking died.
01:06:06.000 You know, you just rotted out and died like this.
01:06:10.000 Scary shit, dude.
01:06:12.000 Like, parts of your face just fall off like The Walking Dead.
01:06:18.000 Fuck.
01:06:19.000 I think that's how Al Capone died.
01:06:21.000 Yeah.
01:06:21.000 Really?
01:06:22.000 Yeah.
01:06:22.000 Didn't he die from syphilis?
01:06:23.000 I think so.
01:06:24.000 Yep, there he is, right there, bottom right.
01:06:26.000 Ooh, boy.
01:06:27.000 Jesus.
01:06:29.000 Famous people who died of syphilis.
01:06:31.000 Go to that.
01:06:32.000 Let me see what famous people died of syphilis.
01:06:36.000 So, Bram Stoker, the guy who wrote Jackula, he dried, oh my god.
01:06:41.000 Which is kind of fucked, because getting syphilis is kind of like being bit by a monster.
01:06:45.000 Like, you're slowly rotting away.
01:06:48.000 Al Capone.
01:06:51.000 Late stages of neural syphilis at 48 years old.
01:06:56.000 God damn, Al Capone was 48 when he went down?
01:06:59.000 Damn.
01:07:00.000 Wow.
01:07:01.000 48 with syphilis.
01:07:05.000 Imagine.
01:07:05.000 After, you know, all the shit Al Capone got through.
01:07:09.000 An STD took him out.
01:07:11.000 One piece of pussy.
01:07:12.000 Dudes, they had those bullets in the circle, those Tommy guns.
01:07:17.000 Back in those days, I mean, Al Capone was running the mob in Chicago.
01:07:21.000 Bullets were probably flying at him all the time.
01:07:24.000 Syphilis gets him.
01:07:26.000 Didn't they think he was like in a vault at one point in the 80s and they had like a lot?
01:07:31.000 Geraldo Rivera found his vault and they didn't bother to check to see if there's anything in it.
01:07:38.000 They wanted to reveal it live on TV. And so Geraldo breaks through the wall and he goes inside with the camera and there's nothing.
01:07:46.000 Zero.
01:07:47.000 So everybody was like, hang on the edge of their seat because it's live.
01:07:50.000 It was a live event.
01:07:52.000 Geraldo Rivera was breaking into Al Capone's vault in a live event.
01:07:56.000 And there's nothing in there.
01:07:58.000 Geraldo Rivera's had a lot of rough moments.
01:08:00.000 Well, that was the roughest.
01:08:02.000 That was purely the roughest.
01:08:03.000 But the greatest moment he ever had was on the Geraldo Rivera show, whatever the fuck the show was called, when he introduced the world to the Kennedy assassination video.
01:08:12.000 Dick Gregory, who was a comic, Dick Gregory came on to the Geraldo Rivera show with the footage that he had obtained of the Kennedy assassination from the Zapruder film.
01:08:25.000 So the Zapruder film was acquired, I believe, by Time Life.
01:08:29.000 I think they were acquired by Life magazine.
01:08:31.000 And they didn't do anything with it for a long time.
01:08:34.000 And then he got it, and I want to say they aired it on TV. It was at least 10 years, if not 12 years after the murder.
01:08:44.000 So, it was like 75, I think.
01:08:47.000 And so, on the show, he introduces this.
01:08:51.000 There's Geraldo Rivera looking sexy as fuck.
01:08:55.000 1975. See, there it goes.
01:08:57.000 So it's 12 years.
01:08:58.000 Oh, it's Goodnight America, what it was called.
01:09:01.000 That was Geraldo Rivera's show.
01:09:04.000 It's Geraldo, this beautiful main is the host, and Dick Gregory comes on, and Dick Gregory brings on this other cat.
01:09:11.000 I don't know who the other guy is.
01:09:12.000 Bad guy from James Bond.
01:09:20.000 What's his name?
01:09:23.000 Okay, so when they watch it, you could see Geraldo Rivera react to it.
01:09:30.000 Let's play it because this was the thing.
01:09:33.000 The thing was a lot of people at that time, they're coming off of the Vietnam War, There's a lot of people that have a massive distrust of the government, and there's a lot of people that thought that Kennedy was assassinated by more than one person.
01:09:48.000 There was all these rumors of people shooting from the grassy knoll, and there was all these conspiracy theories, but until you watch the actual video of the assassination, there was no confirmation that something was amiss.
01:10:00.000 And you watch the video, and his head goes back into the left when he gets shot, and you're like, what am I looking at here?
01:10:06.000 Like, what's going on here?
01:10:07.000 Like, and he got shot in the neck as well.
01:10:10.000 Yeah.
01:10:10.000 That's another thing.
01:10:11.000 Like, you could see he grabs his neck, and then you see his head go back.
01:10:15.000 And it's not consistent with this idea of a magic bullet that goes through two people and creates all the...
01:10:20.000 It looks like he's getting hit multiple times.
01:10:23.000 Right.
01:10:24.000 And the brain goes back.
01:10:26.000 It goes into the trunk.
01:10:28.000 Yes.
01:10:28.000 ...what is happening.
01:10:30.000 This is a film taken by Marie Muchmore that leads into the Zapruder film.
01:10:34.000 It's for time continuity.
01:10:37.000 The president is waving to the crowd here.
01:10:39.000 And Jacqueline Kennedy, of course, is sitting alongside him in the open car.
01:10:43.000 Right.
01:10:44.000 This is from Orville Nix's film.
01:10:46.000 This is originally 8mm footage.
01:10:51.000 And they're heading now toward Elm Street.
01:10:53.000 They're on Houston Street now.
01:10:55.000 They're going to make a left-hand turn.
01:10:57.000 It's on the corner where they're going to make the turn there that the book depository was.
01:11:01.000 Now, this is the Zapruder film.
01:11:03.000 Okay, so the cars are coming along now into Dealey Plaza?
01:11:06.000 Yes.
01:11:06.000 These are the lead motorcycles of the motorcade.
01:11:08.000 All right.
01:11:09.000 Now, with the President and Mrs. Kennedy is also Governor Connolly.
01:11:12.000 Right.
01:11:13.000 Now, before he goes behind the sign, the President is waving to the crowd.
01:11:16.000 When he comes out from behind the sign, he is shot.
01:11:18.000 Then Governor Connolly is shot.
01:11:20.000 He's already been hit?
01:11:21.000 He's already been hit.
01:11:23.000 And now?
01:11:24.000 At the bottom of the screen, the head shot.
01:11:27.000 That's the shot that blew up his head.
01:11:29.000 It's the most horrifying thing I've ever seen in the movies.
01:11:32.000 Now, the Warren Commission said that all of the shots were fired from behind by Lee Harvey Oswald, a lone assassin, firing at the President.
01:11:39.000 And as you can see, clearly, the head is thrown violently backwards, completely consistent with the shot from the front right.
01:11:46.000 Now, this is an extreme blow-up of just the President from the film.
01:11:52.000 Coming out behind the sign.
01:11:53.000 He's shot.
01:11:53.000 He's hit.
01:11:54.000 He's hit here.
01:11:55.000 From the front, too.
01:11:56.000 From the front.
01:11:57.000 Now, Jackie doesn't realize what's happened yet.
01:11:59.000 She goes to his aide.
01:12:01.000 And now?
01:12:03.000 Jesus.
01:12:03.000 Jesus.
01:12:04.000 So fucked up.
01:12:06.000 He's hit.
01:12:06.000 Again, the violent backward motion.
01:12:08.000 Totally consistent with 80% of the witnesses, which said the shot came from the grassy knoll in front and to the right.
01:12:15.000 It's interesting to note how many people is running towards where most folks thought the shots came from.
01:12:20.000 The head goes backwards in the next film from the other side of the street.
01:12:25.000 Oh God, that's awful.
01:12:28.000 That's the most upsetting thing I've ever seen.
01:12:31.000 We'll talk about it in a minute.
01:12:33.000 Wild.
01:12:34.000 Wild.
01:12:35.000 How strong is Dick Gregory?
01:12:37.000 Dick Gregory in 1975 bringing that film footage with...
01:12:41.000 Who was the other guy he was with?
01:12:45.000 We should give that guy a shout-out.
01:12:48.000 Robert Grodin?
01:12:51.000 I got to meet Dick.
01:12:52.000 Did you say Robert Grodin?
01:12:53.000 At the end of this description, it says Robert Grodin is one of Rivera's guests.
01:12:58.000 Okay, it must be.
01:12:59.000 It must be who he is.
01:13:00.000 Okay.
01:13:00.000 Dick Gregory at a little comedy club in downtown LA. Did you ever go there?
01:13:04.000 No.
01:13:05.000 Yeah.
01:13:05.000 When was that?
01:13:06.000 It was, uh, 2014, 15, 13?
01:13:12.000 The one down downtown?
01:13:13.000 Yeah.
01:13:14.000 Yeah.
01:13:14.000 It was Dick Gregory's comedy club, I think it was called.
01:13:17.000 That's the guy that was there, right?
01:13:18.000 Is that the guy?
01:13:18.000 I'm asking.
01:13:19.000 It doesn't seem like it's the guy.
01:13:20.000 No, it doesn't.
01:13:22.000 No.
01:13:22.000 Are you sure?
01:13:23.000 Maybe.
01:13:24.000 Yeah.
01:13:25.000 Yeah, I guess it is.
01:13:26.000 Yeah, that's him.
01:13:27.000 Yep.
01:13:28.000 Yeah, it just looks like he's creeping me out in that picture.
01:13:31.000 That's pretty creepy.
01:13:33.000 Well, he's seen some shit.
01:13:35.000 Imagine if you're the guy who gets a hold of the footage.
01:13:37.000 It shows that Kennedy got assassinated by a guy from the front.
01:13:40.000 And you're going to show it on television.
01:13:42.000 And what a wild scramble that must have been the next day.
01:13:47.000 Did they explain anything about that?
01:13:48.000 What?
01:13:49.000 Did they explain how they got it?
01:13:51.000 It's a good question.
01:13:52.000 That was like 12 years later, wasn't it?
01:13:53.000 Yeah, I believe we said it was 13 years.
01:13:57.000 It was 13 years after the assassination, or 12 years, right?
01:14:00.000 75?
01:14:01.000 Yeah, it was 63. Buy someone's storage thing and start looking through it.
01:14:05.000 Yard sale?
01:14:05.000 I think, like I said, I think Time Magazine had acquired it.
01:14:10.000 Time Life or Life Magazine, whatever it was back then.
01:14:12.000 I think they had acquired it.
01:14:14.000 And they had the footage.
01:14:17.000 And they didn't release it.
01:14:19.000 Somehow I know that Dick Gregory got it.
01:14:20.000 I don't know how, but I'm pretty sure that someone had sold the footage.
01:14:25.000 They said CBS lost a bidding war with Time Life, so someone had it to sell it.
01:14:29.000 Mm-hmm.
01:14:30.000 But how did they find it?
01:14:32.000 I'm surprised they ever let it out.
01:14:36.000 I feel like the guy who maybe filmed it, or his family perhaps?
01:14:42.000 Abram Zapruder stood on a concrete pedestal.
01:14:45.000 He filmed the presidential 26 seconds.
01:14:48.000 That's a crazy piece of history.
01:14:51.000 After a Secret Service agent promised Zapruder that the film would only be used for an official investigation.
01:14:55.000 So maybe he came forward, I guess.
01:14:59.000 Zapruder gave two of the copies.
01:15:02.000 Oh, so he made copies of it himself.
01:15:04.000 Smart.
01:15:05.000 That's what it is.
01:15:06.000 Smart.
01:15:07.000 The original film was retained by Zapruder in addition to one of the copies.
01:15:13.000 So November 23rd, lost a bidding to Life Magazine for $160,000.
01:15:20.000 Wow.
01:15:21.000 1.3 million in 2023 dollars.
01:15:24.000 CBS News correspondent Dan Rather was the first to report on the footage on national television after seeing it.
01:15:30.000 The inaccuracies in his description contributed to many conspiracy theories about the assassination.
01:15:36.000 His 2001 book Tell Me a Story, CBS producer Don Hewitt said that he told Rather to go to Zapruder's home to Okay.
01:16:09.000 It still doesn't explain...
01:16:11.000 Yeah, well, how did they get it?
01:16:12.000 Like, how did it end up anomaly where you read this?
01:16:14.000 Right, but this is like...
01:16:16.000 Huh.
01:16:20.000 So, it's hard to say.
01:16:23.000 So, somebody had it.
01:16:25.000 I just don't know how Dick Gregory got it.
01:16:27.000 I don't know how the gentleman with Dick Gregory got it.
01:16:30.000 I assume he brought that guy on.
01:16:32.000 Sort of like I would bring a guest on the JRE. Like, tell me what's up.
01:16:36.000 What happened?
01:16:37.000 Can you imagine back then breaking that piece of news?
01:16:40.000 Geraldo Rivera must have been shitting his pants.
01:16:41.000 Like, what have I done?
01:16:42.000 Those guys are still alive.
01:16:44.000 Like, it's not like today.
01:16:45.000 You talk about the Kennedy assassination today, you're talking about someone who died 50, what is it, almost 60 years ago.
01:16:52.000 It's a long-ass time.
01:16:53.000 You talk about it in 1975, those dudes were still running shit.
01:16:59.000 And to see that on television, like proof that the story was shady, that must have been a big fucking deal.
01:17:07.000 You know, I don't think we could ever appreciate what it would be like to be a grown-up in 75. It was probably madness.
01:17:16.000 Madness.
01:17:16.000 Man.
01:17:18.000 Everybody's just getting back from Vietnam.
01:17:20.000 Like, what the fuck was that all about?
01:17:23.000 Right.
01:17:24.000 Disco, power bottoms, water beds.
01:17:28.000 Ah, the days.
01:17:30.000 No super gonorrhea.
01:17:34.000 And the worst cars America's ever produced.
01:17:36.000 This article about Zapruder says after walking away, he ran into a Dallas news reporter who was acquainted with Soros, who was a Secret Service agent, and they got them connected almost immediately.
01:17:50.000 Hmm.
01:17:51.000 Okay.
01:17:52.000 It says, offered to bring Sorrells to Zapruder's office.
01:17:55.000 Zapruder agreed and returned to his office.
01:17:57.000 McCormick later found Sorrells outside the sheriff's office at Maine and Houston, and together they went to Zapruder's office.
01:18:04.000 Zapruder agreed to give the film to Sorrells on the condition that it would be used only for investigation of the assassination.
01:18:10.000 The three then took the film to the television station WFAA to be developed after it was realized that WFAA was unable to develop Zapruder's footage.
01:18:20.000 The film was later taken to Eastman Kodiak's Dallas processing plant later that afternoon where it was immediately developed.
01:18:27.000 As the Kodachrome process requires different equipment for duplication than for simple development, Sapruder's film was not developed until around 6.30 p.m.
01:18:37.000 The original developed film was taken to the Jameson Film Company, where three additional copies were exposed.
01:18:43.000 These were returned to Kodak around 8 p.m.
01:18:46.000 for processing.
01:18:47.000 Sapruder kept the original plus one copy and gave the other two copies to Sorrels, who sent them to the Secret Service headquarters in Washington.
01:18:55.000 So they had it immediately, and he held onto it for like 10 years, it looks like, right?
01:18:59.000 Is that what happened?
01:19:01.000 My next question would be like, how did it end up in the auction house?
01:19:03.000 Maybe he died.
01:19:04.000 I feel like that's what I remember.
01:19:06.000 I feel like I remember his family having something to do with it.
01:19:08.000 Stolley contacted him later that evening, right away.
01:19:11.000 Okay, late that evening, Zapruder was contacted at home by Richard Stolley.
01:19:16.000 An editor at Life Magazine.
01:19:18.000 They arranged to meet the following morning to view the film, after which Zapruder sold the print rights to Life for $50,000.
01:19:27.000 Sorley was representing Time and Life on behalf of the publisher Charles Douglas Jackson the following day, November 24th.
01:19:35.000 Life purchased all rights to the film for a total of $150,000.
01:19:41.000 100, which is 1.3 million in today's money.
01:19:45.000 The night after the assassination, Zapruder said that he had a nightmare in which he saw a booth in Times Square advertising, see the president's head explode.
01:19:54.000 He determined that while he was willing to make money from the film, he did not want the public to see the full horror of what he had seen.
01:20:01.000 Therefore, a condition of the sale to life was that frame 313, showing the fatal shot, would be withheld.
01:20:10.000 Although he made a profit from selling the film, he asked that the amount he was paid not be publicly disclosed.
01:20:17.000 He later donated $25,000, about $221,000 today, of the money he was paid to widow of officer J.D. Tippett, a Dallas police officer who was shot and killed by Lee Harvey Oswald 45 minutes after President Kennedy was killed.
01:20:32.000 Wow.
01:20:34.000 Okay, so in 75...
01:20:57.000 So, I'm still confused as to how they got it.
01:21:02.000 How Dick Gregory got it?
01:21:04.000 Yeah, how they got it.
01:21:06.000 I'll investigate.
01:21:10.000 So I wonder if the one that they showed on Geraldo Rivera's is the one with all the frames.
01:21:20.000 Yeah.
01:21:21.000 Is that the one with all the frames?
01:21:22.000 They showed the shot, right?
01:21:23.000 Yeah.
01:21:26.000 Huh.
01:21:26.000 I wonder if there's like a version that has like one extra frame.
01:21:31.000 Or if that's the version without the frame omitted.
01:21:35.000 Either way, it's interesting how blurry it is, right?
01:21:38.000 Yeah, it looked like shit, because I thought it was the time of the video, but then when they went back to the guests, the guests looked way better than the footage they were showing.
01:21:45.000 Well, he was doing it on a little 8mm.
01:21:47.000 You know, they have professional TV cameras in a giant studio with crazy overhead lights and the whole deal.
01:21:52.000 You know, back then, cameras sucked.
01:21:55.000 They fucking sucked.
01:21:57.000 And if you're going to film something, good luck figuring out what the fuck you're filming.
01:22:00.000 But even that looked like a copy of a copy of a copy of what that would look like at that time.
01:22:04.000 Well, it might have been, right?
01:22:05.000 Yeah.
01:22:05.000 They might have given them the copy and not the original.
01:22:08.000 Who knows if the duplicate was even remotely as good.
01:22:11.000 Maybe it's like VHS tapes.
01:22:12.000 Remember when you could make a VHS tape and then you could make a copy of it and it looks like shit?
01:22:15.000 Yeah.
01:22:15.000 Or they filmed it off a TV back then or something.
01:22:18.000 Oh, yeah.
01:22:18.000 Those are the best.
01:22:19.000 Yeah.
01:22:19.000 When you would buy movies, the dudes would set up a VHS recorder in a movie theater and they would film it on the screen.
01:22:27.000 And it would like almost fit your screen, but you could buy like a brand new movie for five bucks.
01:22:32.000 And you're like, okay.
01:22:33.000 I watched multiple movies that I bought on the street when I was a kid.
01:22:37.000 And then I bought them and it's just a VHS tape of a fucking camera that some guy set up in a movie theater.
01:22:43.000 I had a copy of Pulp Fiction like the week it came out.
01:22:46.000 I thought it was like the most awesome things.
01:22:48.000 I could just watch Pulp Fiction all day long in my house.
01:22:51.000 Sounds terrible.
01:22:52.000 It was a bad copy.
01:22:53.000 They're all terrible.
01:22:55.000 They showed that guy that we looked up, Grodin's copy of...
01:23:01.000 The Zapruder film.
01:23:02.000 So he had a copy of the Zapruder film.
01:23:04.000 And Dick Gregory was an outspoken opponent critic of the Warren Commission.
01:23:10.000 Yeah.
01:23:11.000 It sounds like they had a meeting and made up a plan.
01:23:14.000 They're like, oh, look what I have.
01:23:15.000 All right, I'll go on Geraldo and we'll put this out to the public kind of thing.
01:23:18.000 It's so interesting how when you get access to information like this and you find out things about the past and you realize like there's never been a time where everybody was on the up and up.
01:23:31.000 Never been a time.
01:23:33.000 Like now it's kind of more in your face because it's so easy to find out things and people are finding out things so much quicker and like a lot of these companies.
01:23:40.000 And governments, they can't, like, hide things as easily.
01:23:44.000 This says that the response to this showing of the video led to that church committee, which is what outed a whole bunch of stuff.
01:23:51.000 Yes.
01:23:52.000 The investigation on the intelligence activities by the United States, which resulted in the United States House Select Committee on Assassinations Investigation.
01:24:00.000 I think that's where MKUltra came from, right?
01:24:02.000 I called the information on it.
01:24:04.000 Whoa.
01:24:05.000 I believe.
01:24:07.000 I thought that was Freedom of Information Act, was it?
01:24:11.000 That's what this is.
01:24:12.000 This was like an investigation into all the stuff the CIA was doing.
01:24:15.000 They had a committee.
01:24:18.000 They did some wild shit.
01:24:19.000 Imagine being one of those guys dosing people up with acid.
01:24:24.000 Yeah, there it is.
01:24:25.000 Jesus Christ.
01:24:27.000 They were doing wild shit back then, man.
01:24:29.000 Just dosing people with acid and studying them.
01:24:32.000 They think, like, one of the suspicions that comes out of the chaos is that that guy, Jolly West, who was responsible for giving LSD to Manson, allegedly, they also have this guy visiting Jack Ruby after he killed Lee Harvey Oswald.
01:24:51.000 Jack Ruby went fucking crazy.
01:24:53.000 And they think he might have just dosed the shit out of this dude.
01:24:57.000 Like, he was saying that, like, Jews were on fire, and he was in hell, and, you know, there's demons, and, like, he went, like, full nutter.
01:25:05.000 Wow.
01:25:06.000 And he did it after he shot Lee Harvey Oswald.
01:25:10.000 Can you imagine, like, if you want to, like, get rid of a witness, like, why did you shoot him?
01:25:14.000 Why did you kill that guy?
01:25:16.000 Give that guy all the acid in the world.
01:25:19.000 Let him scream and yell, and then give him a little cancer, and it's like, we're done.
01:25:22.000 Right.
01:25:23.000 That's it.
01:25:24.000 And that's what happened.
01:25:25.000 He had cancer, like, instantly.
01:25:26.000 In jail.
01:25:28.000 Went crazy.
01:25:29.000 Had cancer.
01:25:30.000 The whole story is really nuts.
01:25:34.000 Fox News piece stated in April of 1964, a psychiatrist called Louis Jolin West visited Jack Ruby in his isolation cell in a Dallas jail.
01:25:48.000 According to West's written assessment, he found that Jack Ruby was technically insane and in need of immediate psychiatric hospitalization.
01:25:56.000 Those are conclusions that puzzlingly no one who had spoken with Jack Ruby previously had reached.
01:26:02.000 Ruby had seemed perfectly sane to the people who knew him.
01:26:07.000 Louis Joylin West pronounced him crazy, but what West did not say was that he was working for the CIA at the time.
01:26:14.000 He was an expert on mind control and a prominent player in the now infamous MKUltra program in which the CIA gave powerful psychiatric drugs to Americans without their knowledge.
01:26:24.000 So of all the psychiatrists in the world, what in the world was that guy doing in Jack Ruby's prison cell?
01:26:31.000 Yeah, what in the world was he doing there?
01:26:34.000 That's Tom O'Neil.
01:26:36.000 That's Chaos.
01:26:37.000 Fucking great book.
01:26:38.000 Great book.
01:26:40.000 I can't recommend it enough on Charles Manson.
01:26:43.000 It's so crazy what the CIA was doing.
01:26:47.000 They taught him how to be a cult leader.
01:26:50.000 They gave him acid.
01:26:51.000 They taught him how to take it.
01:26:53.000 They taught him how to give it to people and not take it and pretend you're taking it and then manipulate them.
01:26:58.000 I mean, that guy didn't just learn on his own out on the street.
01:27:03.000 Like, he went through a program that got him to develop this gang of hippie killers.
01:27:10.000 What they did was wild.
01:27:12.000 Like, they engineered the Manson family.
01:27:16.000 And that every time he got arrested, they got him out of jail.
01:27:19.000 Like, he would get arrested and people were like, well, why are you letting him out of jail?
01:27:23.000 And the sheriff would be like, well, it's above my pay grade.
01:27:25.000 They just got visited, guy showed badges, like, open the door, let him out, shut the fuck up, we'll be back.
01:27:32.000 Wow.
01:27:33.000 Yeah.
01:27:34.000 But that's what they did with Whitey Bulger, too, man.
01:27:37.000 I mean, the history of them doing that is so nuts.
01:27:41.000 There's so many times that these agencies have had someone working with them that's evil as fuck, and they let them get away with stuff.
01:27:52.000 How many times they've done that with drug dealers to get them to rat on all the other drug dealers?
01:27:57.000 How many times they've done that with so many fucking creeps?
01:28:02.000 Yeah, it's crazy.
01:28:03.000 The Whitey Bulger ones.
01:28:04.000 Nuts, though.
01:28:05.000 When people found out that he was an FBI informant, they were like, what?
01:28:08.000 That guy?
01:28:10.000 Dude, he won the lottery twice.
01:28:13.000 Literally?
01:28:14.000 Yeah.
01:28:15.000 What?
01:28:15.000 Won the lottery twice.
01:28:19.000 That's not true.
01:28:20.000 Do you know how cocky you have to be when you're rigging the lottery to win it twice?
01:28:24.000 Do you know how cocky you have to be?
01:28:25.000 Google that.
01:28:27.000 I'm pretty sure it's true.
01:28:29.000 He won it once?
01:28:29.000 At least once.
01:28:30.000 I'm seeing him about a second time.
01:28:31.000 I feel like he won it twice.
01:28:32.000 $14.3 million jackpot he claimed in 1991. There you go.
01:28:39.000 And what was the other time?
01:28:42.000 I hope I'm not making this up.
01:28:43.000 No, it seems like there is something else.
01:28:45.000 I feel like I'm not making it up.
01:28:47.000 And I feel like what the scam was, was it was a way to launder money.
01:28:53.000 So if somebody won the lottery, like say if you won the lottery and you won a million dollars, say, listen, I'll give you 1.2, you know, and you give that ticket to me.
01:29:03.000 And then now I've gotten rid of a million dollars.
01:29:06.000 I don't have to, you know, you know what I'm saying?
01:29:08.000 Like you can move stuff around.
01:29:10.000 Mm-hmm.
01:29:12.000 That you could say this is where I got my money from and people can't say shit Crazy.
01:29:17.000 Because you wouldn't even have to give them a million too.
01:29:20.000 Because the way the lottery thing works, they give you like X amount per year for like forever.
01:29:24.000 It's annoying.
01:29:26.000 Or you could take all of it at once, but you don't get nearly as much, right?
01:29:29.000 Isn't that the deal?
01:29:30.000 I always thought that I would do the longer, like just be like, I don't have to ever work again.
01:29:35.000 I'll have, you know, $100,000 a month.
01:29:37.000 Like that's enough, you know?
01:29:38.000 But then if you die, do your family get that?
01:29:43.000 I don't know.
01:29:44.000 Yeah, probably not.
01:29:45.000 It's probably a clause that cuts you off.
01:29:47.000 Yeah, so then there's that.
01:29:49.000 It's like, you know, you're not around anymore.
01:29:52.000 Yeah, we're not paying you.
01:29:55.000 What is the difference, like, say if you win like the Powerball and you win a hundred million bucks.
01:30:00.000 What's the difference between the payoff and the overtime payments?
01:30:06.000 Overtime gets you to $100 million, but what's the payoff?
01:30:08.000 Like, if you want it all at once, you want to go crazy.
01:30:10.000 Why would you say this?
01:30:11.000 Like, you got coke and bullets and you're ready to go.
01:30:14.000 You just want to go nuts.
01:30:16.000 You're like, no, no, no, I want all the money.
01:30:18.000 If you're just like some wild dude that all of a sudden gets a $100 million thing in...
01:30:23.000 What is it like...
01:30:27.000 40 million?
01:30:28.000 Like, how much is it?
01:30:28.000 Yeah, what would your percent be?
01:30:29.000 You'd say 40%?
01:30:31.000 Yeah, I would wonder what the drop-off is.
01:30:33.000 I'd say 50. 50?
01:30:34.000 Think it's half?
01:30:35.000 I think it's 65. Well, you also have to pay taxes on that half, too.
01:30:39.000 You have to think of that.
01:30:40.000 Yeah.
01:30:40.000 So you're not really getting 100 million.
01:30:42.000 So if they give you 50, and then what does the government take?
01:30:45.000 I bet they take, like, half.
01:30:47.000 It's about half.
01:30:48.000 For something like that?
01:30:49.000 For something crazy like a lottery?
01:30:51.000 Give me my piece, bitch!
01:30:53.000 $1.35 billion, the payout was $707 billion.
01:30:57.000 Yep, so it's about $50 billion.
01:30:58.000 Yeah, somewhere in that range.
01:31:00.000 And then, how much of that do they have to pay in taxes?
01:31:05.000 Even if they pay half?
01:31:06.000 Cha-ching!
01:31:07.000 It's probably like 40%.
01:31:08.000 Can you imagine how many times that guy has to change his phone number?
01:31:11.000 The IRS will take 24% off the top, and the rest will do it tax time.
01:31:17.000 24% off the top of the rest of the tax top.
01:31:19.000 So it's tax time now.
01:31:20.000 So for the $1.35 billion, it says, it did the math on this.
01:31:28.000 Jump, skip down.
01:31:30.000 Set 60. Here we go.
01:31:32.000 If the cash option is taken at 7.07, you owe $170 million in federal taxes.
01:31:39.000 Jeez Louise.
01:31:42.000 You lost 800 of the $1.35 you won.
01:31:46.000 That is pretty wild.
01:31:47.000 But isn't it crazy how much the government takes?
01:31:49.000 We would like $169 million, please.
01:31:51.000 Yeah.
01:31:52.000 Ukraine.
01:31:53.000 That's our score.
01:31:54.000 So the government wins always.
01:31:56.000 Every time someone wins the lottery, the government wins.
01:31:59.000 That's a giant win too.
01:32:02.000 So the setup is you get a bunch of people.
01:32:05.000 They all throw their money at this thing because they're all...
01:32:08.000 It's legalized gambling 100% because no one's limiting the amount of tickets you can buy.
01:32:13.000 You can go nutty, right?
01:32:14.000 People go nutty.
01:32:15.000 They buy hundreds of tickets, right?
01:32:17.000 And then when you win, the government wins.
01:32:20.000 The government gets a stake every time.
01:32:22.000 How many lotteries are there?
01:32:24.000 How often does that happen?
01:32:25.000 That's a great question.
01:32:26.000 So that money's just coming in.
01:32:28.000 And so you're just, the government is basically a casino.
01:32:31.000 And they get the best cut of any casino.
01:32:34.000 They can't lose.
01:32:35.000 It's not like you can win and the house pays you.
01:32:40.000 Get the fuck out of here.
01:32:41.000 That was the money that came from all you people throwing your money into this thing.
01:32:45.000 And then we get paid!
01:32:47.000 They get paid an enormous amount.
01:32:50.000 Imagine if you're running for president and you said, the government never taxes you on your winnings!
01:32:59.000 No more lottery!
01:33:01.000 Fuck!
01:33:02.000 They didn't play!
01:33:03.000 You put your hard-earned money into that pot!
01:33:06.000 JFK 2, coming this summer.
01:33:08.000 Can you imagine how quick they'd kill you if you tried to take away that lottery money?
01:33:11.000 Yeah.
01:33:13.000 That's a lot of money.
01:33:15.000 How many times do they have a $169 million payout like that?
01:33:19.000 What is a Powerball?
01:33:20.000 How often does that take place?
01:33:22.000 There's a bunch of different ones too, right?
01:33:23.000 Twice a week!
01:33:24.000 Is there just one Powerball?
01:33:25.000 There's Powerball and there's Mega Millions.
01:33:27.000 They alternate.
01:33:28.000 It's like Tuesday, Friday, Wednesday, Saturday, or something like that.
01:33:31.000 That big one, the biggest lottery payout ever that just happened, there's a guy saying that he stole it from him.
01:33:37.000 So there's this whole controversy about that.
01:33:40.000 Well, if you were a crazy person and you decided that someone stole it from you, all you'd have to do is accuse him of it, and the next thing you know, you're in court.
01:33:46.000 And you're in court with some fucking guy dressed like Robert William Aprivao.
01:33:49.000 That was mine.
01:33:50.000 Rest in peace.
01:33:51.000 On my front porch.
01:33:52.000 I remember it.
01:33:53.000 Rest in peace.
01:33:54.000 He died?
01:33:54.000 Yeah.
01:33:54.000 Last week.
01:33:55.000 Oh, no.
01:33:57.000 God damn it.
01:33:58.000 I wouldn't use him as a reference.
01:34:00.000 I loved that guy.
01:34:01.000 His uncle or whatever found him, though, and I guess he was sitting there with a big smile on his face, so that was positive.
01:34:07.000 He was a fun guy.
01:34:08.000 He was a nice guy.
01:34:09.000 Never shake hands.
01:34:10.000 Never shake hands.
01:34:11.000 Couldn't even give him knuckles.
01:34:12.000 He was not interested in anything like that.
01:34:14.000 He would always send me messages about you and, like, Texas and stuff like that, like, random things.
01:34:20.000 Well, I used to protect him from the goons.
01:34:22.000 Yep.
01:34:23.000 The goons would always pick on him because he was, like, such an odd guy.
01:34:26.000 I was like, leave him alone, man.
01:34:27.000 He's a nice guy.
01:34:28.000 He's just...
01:34:29.000 You're one of the few, I just found this out, that, like, Brian Moses, me, you, are one of the few that he actually talked normal to.
01:34:36.000 Oh, I had conversations with him about marijuana, because he was a marijuana advocate, and he was an attorney at one point in time in his life.
01:34:43.000 He just had a mental health breakdown.
01:34:46.000 I don't know the extent of it.
01:34:48.000 He didn't talk about it in depth, but I loved that guy.
01:34:51.000 He was a good guy.
01:34:52.000 I would always have a smile for him when I saw him.
01:34:55.000 I was always happy to see him.
01:34:56.000 We always talked.
01:34:58.000 Even briefly, he would ask me about marijuana questions.
01:35:03.000 So he just wanted to talk, make sure you still like him, you're cool with him.
01:35:06.000 He was just an odd guy.
01:35:07.000 And then he would go on stage, and he was pretty funny, man.
01:35:09.000 He'd make me laugh.
01:35:10.000 He would kind of do the same act forever.
01:35:12.000 But I saw that act, dude, in like 95. Yeah.
01:35:16.000 I saw that act back in the day.
01:35:17.000 He was around for a long time.
01:35:19.000 And he would have to walk home when it was raining out, and he would take his shirts, because he wore the same shirt every day, and he would stuff plastic bags inside all the linings and cover everything with plastic bags.
01:35:32.000 That's how he stayed dry while he was walking home.
01:35:34.000 He walked home.
01:35:35.000 He lived in a flophouse in downtown.
01:35:37.000 And so he would walk home.
01:35:38.000 It was like a fucking hour and a half walk.
01:35:40.000 Yeah, just more.
01:35:41.000 Yeah, probably more.
01:35:42.000 Yeah, he'd do it every night.
01:35:43.000 Every time he went there.
01:35:45.000 So many wild characters would gravitate towards that place.
01:35:48.000 Oh my god, so many crazy people.
01:35:50.000 So many just full-on nutters.
01:35:53.000 Robert William Apovaya!
01:35:54.000 There he is.
01:35:55.000 Boone Shakalaka also supposedly passed.
01:36:00.000 Rest in peace, Boone.
01:36:01.000 You sold me a lot of lighters.
01:36:02.000 I know.
01:36:03.000 Half my wardrobe.
01:36:05.000 Yeah, Boone was always selling stuff.
01:36:07.000 Come by with records and shit.
01:36:09.000 I know people who bought good records from him.
01:36:11.000 He had a laptop once, and I really needed one.
01:36:15.000 I was like, brand new.
01:36:16.000 I was poor as hell.
01:36:17.000 I'm like, what do I have to do to get this laptop, Boone?
01:36:20.000 He's like, why don't you show me your dick?
01:36:23.000 And I swear to God, I'm like, look, Boone, that's gay as hell, but I need a laptop.
01:36:30.000 I'm in a pool because I was wearing like sweatpants at the time.
01:36:33.000 I'm like, just peek over here.
01:36:35.000 Come on, you son of a bitch.
01:36:37.000 I'll give you one glance.
01:36:38.000 Get over here.
01:36:39.000 And he peeked over.
01:36:40.000 I showed him.
01:36:41.000 I take the laptop.
01:36:43.000 I go, I plug it in.
01:36:45.000 And it was broken as hell.
01:36:49.000 That story has been passed around so many times, I've never heard you actually talk about it.
01:36:53.000 Yeah, if I was with you, I'd say, hey, plug it in first.
01:36:56.000 Yeah.
01:36:57.000 Plug it in first.
01:36:58.000 You can't trust a laptop you buy off of a homeless guy.
01:37:01.000 That wants to see your dick that badly.
01:37:03.000 I want one thing and one thing only.
01:37:05.000 I want to see that dick.
01:37:06.000 There's Boom.
01:37:08.000 Boom chakalaka.
01:37:10.000 Boone's another character that was around for 25 years, at least.
01:37:14.000 Maybe more.
01:37:15.000 I remember when he first started hanging around.
01:37:18.000 It was weird.
01:37:19.000 Every single night he was there.
01:37:21.000 There was this Russian dude who always sold lighters, too.
01:37:23.000 You remember that guy?
01:37:24.000 Yes, Monkey Balls.
01:37:25.000 I saw him right before I moved here.
01:37:28.000 Dude, that guy used to have the craziest lighters.
01:37:30.000 He'd sell you a lighter, and you'd press the button, and it would be like a girl's figure, and her bikini would light up in different colors.
01:37:37.000 He used to buy so many of those.
01:37:39.000 I have two of them still somewhere.
01:37:41.000 Oh, I wish I had them still.
01:37:42.000 I loved them.
01:37:43.000 Yeah.
01:37:43.000 Because he just always had like a box of them.
01:37:45.000 He was like selling lighters.
01:37:46.000 He would come around.
01:37:47.000 He wasn't a comic.
01:37:48.000 Just a guy would hang around and sell lighters.
01:37:50.000 I never met Monkey Balls.
01:37:51.000 Yeah, he stopped hanging around Mencia days.
01:37:55.000 He moved on to Greener Pastures.
01:37:57.000 He was outside of the, what's that, diner down the street.
01:38:02.000 That's where he hangs now.
01:38:03.000 Oh, does he?
01:38:04.000 Yeah.
01:38:04.000 Mel's.
01:38:05.000 Mel's.
01:38:05.000 Mel's.
01:38:06.000 Yeah.
01:38:06.000 He hangs at Mel's now.
01:38:07.000 Wow.
01:38:09.000 Is that him?
01:38:10.000 No.
01:38:10.000 No, who's that cat?
01:38:11.000 I don't know, somebody named Monkey Balls.
01:38:12.000 Oh, another dude named Monkey Balls?
01:38:14.000 No.
01:38:14.000 Oh, well, our guy wasn't a comic.
01:38:16.000 No.
01:38:17.000 Our guy was just a dude.
01:38:19.000 Very nice guy.
01:38:19.000 That would just hang out there.
01:38:20.000 Yeah.
01:38:22.000 Well, he's had cigarettes, too.
01:38:23.000 You could buy cigarettes from him.
01:38:24.000 Oh, really?
01:38:25.000 He sold cigarettes?
01:38:25.000 Yeah, he always had a suitcase of everything.
01:38:28.000 That's hilarious.
01:38:29.000 It's such a weird fucking place.
01:38:31.000 And the fact that it was on Sunset too, like Sunset's such a weird place.
01:38:36.000 There's just so many hopes and dreams and it's like there was a thing about that club that no other club will ever be able to recreate.
01:38:44.000 And that thing was that like that was our legitimate launching pad.
01:38:50.000 Everybody knew that if you could get there, and if you could make it there, you could actually make it as a comic.
01:38:57.000 There was this one place where it was just universally regarded as an epicenter of some of the all-time greats.
01:39:08.000 Universally regarded and that it was in Hollywood and it was back at the time where that meant like you'd be in films and you'd be on television and it was like that stand-up was like a Pathway to all these other insane worlds that Robin Williams was in now, you know It was just a different place.
01:39:25.000 There's no place ever gonna be like that No matter what we could do in Austin, it's going to be a different vibe.
01:39:31.000 No, I don't think so.
01:39:31.000 You could redo it at that club, man.
01:39:33.000 It has so much magic.
01:39:34.000 You could already feel the magic.
01:39:36.000 You don't redo it, though.
01:39:36.000 You do a new thing.
01:39:37.000 Right.
01:39:37.000 You do a new thing.
01:39:38.000 Right.
01:39:38.000 But that thing, that one thing, part of that thing, the lack of organization, the way it was so chaotic, that's some of the beauty of that thing.
01:39:45.000 Right.
01:39:46.000 Some of the beauty of that thing was the nuttiness of it, that people would be hanging out in the back, smoking weed until 4.30 in the morning, just talking and laughing.
01:39:55.000 You know, and then I'll see you tomorrow and then it was we'll see you tomorrow and we'd come back the next day and it was it was a Party as much as it was like a great place to perform.
01:40:05.000 It was a great place to hang out with comics Yeah, it really by design the patio that wrapped around was insane like what an architectural monstrosity for artists and creativity like Because that's it.
01:40:20.000 You're hanging out outside.
01:40:21.000 We know the weather's 80 degrees.
01:40:25.000 It was built for that.
01:40:27.000 Perfectly.
01:40:28.000 It used to be, before all the blizzards.
01:40:30.000 The blizzards!
01:40:32.000 Yeah, it rained like crazy in LA, right?
01:40:34.000 Yeah, and snowed.
01:40:36.000 Did it snow in LA? It sleeted and hailed, so pretty much, kind of.
01:40:40.000 But Burbank, the mountains in Burbank, all snow-covered.
01:40:43.000 It was weird.
01:40:44.000 It snowed once back in the day.
01:40:46.000 It was beautiful.
01:40:47.000 I was running with my dogs, and I was running in the hills.
01:40:51.000 And as we were running, I was like, what is going on?
01:40:54.000 This is crazy.
01:40:55.000 And snow was falling.
01:40:57.000 I'm like, this is fucking nuts.
01:41:00.000 And I didn't even have a cell phone back then.
01:41:02.000 Or I didn't have a cell phone camera back then.
01:41:04.000 I wasn't running with one.
01:41:05.000 Someone told me that it snowed in Miami yesterday.
01:41:08.000 Yeah.
01:41:09.000 No shit.
01:41:10.000 How is that possible?
01:41:11.000 Snowed in Miami?
01:41:12.000 That's what I heard.
01:41:13.000 That's fucked up shit.
01:41:14.000 Bro.
01:41:15.000 Yeah, it's like the day after tomorrow type shit.
01:41:17.000 Remember that stupid movie?
01:41:19.000 Have you been watching that new show?
01:41:21.000 Yes.
01:41:21.000 Oh my god, it looks so good.
01:41:23.000 Yesterday.
01:41:25.000 I don't know.
01:41:25.000 It didn't just jump up to 85 degrees.
01:41:27.000 It does that here.
01:41:29.000 Wait a minute.
01:41:31.000 No, it didn't snow in Miami, bro.
01:41:33.000 You're on the wrong TikTok.
01:41:35.000 We're both getting duped by TikTok.
01:41:37.000 TikTok show in Michigan.
01:41:38.000 Like, look what's happening to Miami.
01:41:40.000 And it gets 500 million views.
01:41:43.000 And the Chinese are laughing at us.
01:41:45.000 I don't know.
01:41:46.000 Yeah, you're in a bad algorithm, kid.
01:41:48.000 Damn.
01:41:49.000 Sorry.
01:41:49.000 I'm not even on the TikTok.
01:41:50.000 You on TikTok?
01:41:51.000 No.
01:41:51.000 It's good for laying in bed right before you sleep.
01:41:54.000 It's good for them finding exactly where you are at all times.
01:41:56.000 Yeah, and everything about you.
01:41:58.000 It's good for them knowing every password you've ever devised.
01:42:00.000 It's good for knowing what two-factor authentication app you use and what your password to that is.
01:42:07.000 Speaking of which, they finally announced three years later that it was a lab leak out of Wuhan.
01:42:13.000 The Wall Street Journal.
01:42:15.000 Everyone knew that.
01:42:15.000 Crazy.
01:42:15.000 New York Times, too.
01:42:16.000 Yeah.
01:42:17.000 Crazy.
01:42:18.000 Yeah.
01:42:18.000 Duh.
01:42:19.000 After we knew that.
01:42:20.000 Yeah.
01:42:21.000 Well, the energy department said it, which is a little weird.
01:42:24.000 It's weird.
01:42:24.000 You know what it's like?
01:42:25.000 It's like they're leaking it out slowly so that it's not something that they can never say they figured out.
01:42:31.000 Like, if they deny it, deny it, deny it, and then it gets to this overwhelming part where everybody realizes it came out of there.
01:42:37.000 Then it looks horrible.
01:42:38.000 So you just have to like slowly do it.
01:42:41.000 Do it through the energy.
01:42:42.000 The energy department is such a weird department to do that through.
01:42:46.000 Maybe they did the cover up for the Sam Britton thing.
01:42:48.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:42:49.000 So what does it say?
01:42:51.000 If anyone knows about a weird leak, it's probably that lady.
01:42:54.000 Energy department finds COVID-19 most likely emerged from lab leak.
01:42:57.000 Reports say what we know.
01:42:59.000 Wow.
01:43:01.000 Pretty crazy.
01:43:02.000 Because that's the official government now.
01:43:05.000 I mean, it's like they must have gotten approval to do that, right?
01:43:07.000 It's not like there's some rogue agents at the Department of Energy.
01:43:11.000 It's like, I know what I'm gonna fucking do!
01:43:12.000 I'm gonna let everybody know where this virus came from!
01:43:15.000 No, that guy's got a boss.
01:43:18.000 It's fucking crazy, dude.
01:43:21.000 It's really weird.
01:43:22.000 It's really weird that the truth slowly but surely comes out about all this stuff.
01:43:26.000 Right.
01:43:27.000 You know?
01:43:28.000 And I think that's what's gonna happen with Palestine.
01:43:30.000 Yeah.
01:43:31.000 Looking into it, it says with low confidence they have concluded.
01:43:35.000 Yeah.
01:43:36.000 I don't know what that means, but they're saying it.
01:43:41.000 You know, I don't know what they mean by low confidence.
01:43:43.000 If you talk to biologists, like when Brett Weinstein has broken down why he believes it was a manipulated virus, he's saying that because he's a biologist who studied coronaviruses from bats.
01:43:59.000 He actually studied the very animal that he's talking about.
01:44:04.000 So when he explains why this doesn't make sense and why this, like, the structure of the thing has been altered, and when he's doing it, he's doing it from a very scientific perspective.
01:44:15.000 And when you hear that, like, it's, duh.
01:44:17.000 And he said that at the early days.
01:44:19.000 And it got him in trouble with YouTube.
01:44:21.000 It got him in trouble with a lot of his friends.
01:44:23.000 A lot of people got really crazy about it.
01:44:25.000 They thought that saying that it was from a lab connected it to China, which connected it to Trump saying it came from China, which was bad.
01:44:35.000 Because Trump called it the China virus and everybody was like, that's racist.
01:44:39.000 And so even if you connect it to that, If you're wrong, like, if you're wrong about that, like, if you're the one that's saying, hey, this is a lab leak and it's not a lab leak and you're shaming those people, people get very upset at you.
01:44:53.000 So you have to be really fucking clear before you say it came from China for sure, from a lab.
01:45:00.000 And then when you find out that maybe the United States had a little bit involved in funding that type of research, you're like, what?
01:45:07.000 Right.
01:45:07.000 Crazy.
01:45:08.000 What?
01:45:08.000 The FBI said they confirmed it with moderate confidence in 2021. Yeah, so the FBI says it too.
01:45:15.000 Moderate confidence in 2021, and that's a lot better than low confidence.
01:45:20.000 Moderate confidence is like, yeah, I'm pretty sure.
01:45:24.000 Four other federal agencies have concluded the pandemic began from natural transmission, and two agencies are undecided.
01:45:31.000 Oh, okay, so there's an ideological dispute within the agencies.
01:45:35.000 I wonder what the other agencies that think it's coming from natural selection.
01:45:39.000 I wonder what their evidence is.
01:45:42.000 Because it doesn't seem like there's a lot of evidence that points in that direction.
01:45:46.000 What wild the coincidence would be if it started from that in Wuhan, which had a coronavirus lab.
01:45:54.000 So weird!
01:45:55.000 What are the odds?
01:45:56.000 Remember when Jon Stewart went on Colbert and had that whole rant about it coming from the lab and Colbert tried to step all over it?
01:46:02.000 Right.
01:46:03.000 Ugh!
01:46:04.000 Ugh!
01:46:05.000 Did you hear Woody Harrelson on SNL? Did you see that immediately after Woody Harrelson had that monologue on SNL where he's joking around about a drug company forcing you to take their drug?
01:46:19.000 Right after it, the next day, there's all these hit pieces.
01:46:22.000 Like they were timed.
01:46:25.000 There's a hit piece in Vox.
01:46:27.000 There's a hit piece in Vanity Fair.
01:46:28.000 There's a hit piece calling him an anti-vaxxer and a stoner.
01:46:32.000 Sucked on cheers.
01:46:34.000 Conspiracy theories.
01:46:35.000 He's pushing conspiracy theories.
01:46:37.000 No, no, no, no.
01:46:38.000 That's not what he's doing.
01:46:39.000 He's a joke monologue on SNL about something that makes people laugh.
01:46:44.000 Because you can kind of make a weird comparison to those two.
01:46:47.000 That's the only reason why the joke works.
01:46:49.000 The only reason why it works is because people are thinking it.
01:46:53.000 So for you guys to come out and say, oh, conspiracy theories, no, it's jokes about a possible conspiracy theory.
01:47:03.000 And the one that he's describing, it's not even a real one.
01:47:08.000 He's making a joke about what the real one was like.
01:47:11.000 Maybe not the best joke.
01:47:13.000 Maybe not the best delivery.
01:47:14.000 It's SNL. But the fact that that got this immediate response where all these people defend the pharmaceutical companies.
01:47:21.000 They're all jumping in and defending them.
01:47:24.000 Like in unison, they're all anti-vaxxer, stoner.
01:47:29.000 You know, instead of saying it sucked, instead of saying, hey, stick to acting, you know, it's like they all wanted to jump in to defend the vaccine.
01:47:39.000 They all wanted to jump in to defend the pharmaceutical companies from this anti-vaxxer, stoner actor who's talking.
01:47:48.000 It's just interesting that they all take that route.
01:47:52.000 I get criticized in the monologue, but all taking that route.
01:47:55.000 That's an anti-vax conspiracy theory.
01:47:58.000 Like, is it?
01:47:59.000 No, he's joking about a way things went down.
01:48:03.000 Yeah.
01:48:03.000 Like, there's a lot to what he's saying, like, forcing you to take their drug.
01:48:07.000 Like, that kind of was happening.
01:48:09.000 And if you weren't getting forced, you were certainly getting coerced.
01:48:12.000 You were getting urged on by the government.
01:48:15.000 There was probably a commercial for a medicine right after that.
01:48:18.000 Probably right away.
01:48:19.000 Right away.
01:48:20.000 It's not like they're not spending money on all this stuff.
01:48:24.000 Like, why are we pretending?
01:48:27.000 And so when he makes that joke and he talks about them buying all the media And then all the media responds as if they've been bought and paid for.
01:48:39.000 That's pretty wild.
01:48:41.000 There's so many articles written about them, like right away.
01:48:44.000 I was like, this is crazy.
01:48:46.000 I always look at both sides and CNN had it, but also CNN is owned by the same company that owns SNL. So it's tricky because they don't want to make them look bad.
01:48:58.000 But they, you know...
01:49:01.000 Angled it like it was him.
01:49:03.000 Yeah.
01:49:03.000 Even though what we know is that these scripts are approved days in advance.
01:49:08.000 Yeah, they had to prove that unless he went out and Dave Chappelle'd it.
01:49:11.000 Yeah, he didn't.
01:49:13.000 Dave had two different monologues.
01:49:15.000 Dave ran one monologue by everybody and killed.
01:49:19.000 And they're like, this is great.
01:49:20.000 Then he goes out and does a whole separate one.
01:49:25.000 God bless him.
01:49:27.000 God bless him.
01:49:28.000 If Woody Harrelson did that, God bless him.
01:49:30.000 But, you know, look, the fact that everybody jumped in like that was just very interesting.
01:49:36.000 I know the reporters, and I know they have to report on things, and I know that's a good snarky way to get people to read your article.
01:49:43.000 But, like, that seems coordinated.
01:49:47.000 It's a rough one, too, because Woody Harrelson's a badass motherfucker, so it's like someone that's hard to attack.
01:49:53.000 I mean, everything he's done is great.
01:49:55.000 He's so undeniable, so cool.
01:49:57.000 Even his delivery of the thing that wasn't that funny, but purposeful, kind of, is a...
01:50:04.000 It was good.
01:50:05.000 Yeah, it was good.
01:50:07.000 Especially for a guy who's not a comic.
01:50:09.000 He's doing stand-up, essentially.
01:50:10.000 He's doing a monologue.
01:50:11.000 Truly one of the best comedic actors.
01:50:13.000 Oh my god, man.
01:50:15.000 Kingpin?
01:50:15.000 Kingpin is amazing.
01:50:16.000 I just rewatched that.
01:50:17.000 Kingpin is amazing.
01:50:19.000 Oh my god.
01:50:21.000 God damn, that movie's funny.
01:50:22.000 He's throwing up every time he pictures her.
01:50:25.000 That's the Farrelly brothers.
01:50:26.000 Yeah.
01:50:27.000 Oh my god.
01:50:28.000 I think that might be their best one.
01:50:29.000 That and Something About Mary.
01:50:30.000 Something About Mary is amazing.
01:50:34.000 I worked with him.
01:50:35.000 I punched up a script for him.
01:50:38.000 Peter?
01:50:38.000 Yeah, for a new Amazon thing that came out a few years ago.
01:50:41.000 I can't even remember the name of it.
01:50:44.000 Anyway, and I told him that, and it was like a moment, you know what I mean, where I had this thing loaded up, and I go, Kingpin, by the way, I mean, I think that should have had an Oscar without a doubt.
01:50:54.000 And he goes, I've always thought the same thing.
01:50:57.000 Is that good?
01:50:57.000 He goes, I've always thought it was my best work.
01:51:00.000 He has it above Dumb and Dumber, too.
01:51:02.000 Oh, yeah, it's definitely better than that.
01:51:04.000 Kingpin is like, it's on another level.
01:51:06.000 Mm-hmm.
01:51:06.000 It's one of the best comedy movies of all time, for sure.
01:51:09.000 And it's got Showdown in it.
01:51:11.000 Electric Light Orchestra.
01:51:13.000 That final scene where Bill Murray's hair is slowly fucking going crazy.
01:51:17.000 I mean, that's the thing.
01:51:18.000 When we're in the green room.
01:51:19.000 Yeah.
01:51:20.000 No, tell people, when we're in the green room, that's the song we listen to.
01:51:22.000 Oh, yeah.
01:51:23.000 All around the world.
01:51:25.000 The O2 Arena, MSG. This is the comb over when it's flying around.
01:51:29.000 Oh, my God.
01:51:30.000 And the fact that it's about bowling.
01:51:32.000 Yeah, and Amish.
01:51:33.000 It's amazing!
01:51:34.000 It made me want to have a bowling alley in my house, though.
01:51:37.000 When I saw that movie, I was like, that's my dream!
01:51:39.000 How many people went bowling after they saw that?
01:51:41.000 Fucking everybody.
01:51:43.000 And he's got the comb over, too.
01:51:44.000 They make it like it's a bowling thing where these guys just are trying to keep their hair that they don't have.
01:51:49.000 It's amazing.
01:51:50.000 They're making fun of everything.
01:51:52.000 Dude, so good.
01:51:53.000 Such a good movie.
01:51:54.000 It's so funny, man.
01:51:56.000 When he has to have sex with the landlady because he can't afford the rent.
01:52:00.000 And then he's throwing up.
01:52:03.000 You know, she's the same girl in Something About Mary that laid that tan too much.
01:52:07.000 Oh, is that the same lady?
01:52:09.000 Yeah, same lady.
01:52:09.000 Oh my god, that's hilarious.
01:52:10.000 Isn't she in something, Happy Gilmore or something, too?
01:52:13.000 She's in something else, I think.
01:52:15.000 I feel like she's like...
01:52:16.000 I'm sure.
01:52:17.000 I'm sure she is.
01:52:18.000 She looks so much better than...
01:52:20.000 She was in Insidious.
01:52:21.000 Oh my god.
01:52:22.000 She's in the whole Insidious movie.
01:52:24.000 Wow.
01:52:24.000 Franchise.
01:52:25.000 One, two, three.
01:52:26.000 I didn't know there was that many of them.
01:52:27.000 What's Insidious about?
01:52:29.000 I don't know.
01:52:30.000 How do I not know this?
01:52:31.000 I've never heard of it.
01:52:33.000 I think it's about those people.
01:52:35.000 We talked about it with Sam and Colby, but there's this couple that did a bunch of these stories, and they've made movies out of all of their interactions almost.
01:52:45.000 Oh, so this is all like Poltergeist movies?
01:52:47.000 I think.
01:52:49.000 She's a lead in it.
01:52:52.000 Hmm.
01:52:53.000 Yeah, she plays the badass lady who's not afraid of this.
01:52:59.000 Interesting.
01:53:00.000 That's so weird.
01:53:02.000 And so this Insidious franchise, how long has that been going on for?
01:53:05.000 A couple years for sure.
01:53:08.000 I've seen one, two of them maybe.
01:53:10.000 Are they good?
01:53:11.000 Not awful.
01:53:13.000 There you go.
01:53:14.000 33%.
01:53:15.000 It's a good little scary movie.
01:53:16.000 You've got to be into those scary kind of movies or whatever.
01:53:17.000 It's not a comedy.
01:53:18.000 It's not a drama.
01:53:19.000 Yo, you know what I saw recently that was really wild?
01:53:21.000 Smile.
01:53:23.000 Have you seen Smile?
01:53:24.000 Yeah.
01:53:25.000 Dude.
01:53:26.000 It's fucking creepy.
01:53:28.000 It's a horror movie.
01:53:29.000 But it's good, dude.
01:53:30.000 Yeah.
01:53:31.000 It's good.
01:53:31.000 There's something really fucking creepy about it.
01:53:34.000 The marketing they did during the summer was crazy.
01:53:36.000 They had people showing up at different sporting events, getting on camera, just standing there smiling for, like, nine innings of a baseball game.
01:53:42.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.
01:53:44.000 That's a good way to get the fuck beating out of you.
01:53:49.000 That's scary.
01:53:50.000 Yeah, that's a good way to get the fuck beating out of you in the wrong place.
01:53:53.000 Try that shit in Philadelphia.
01:53:55.000 Oh my God, that's not good.
01:53:57.000 That's so crazy that they did that.
01:53:59.000 You know that black lady's like, what the hell?
01:54:02.000 Oh my god.
01:54:04.000 Oh, that's so scary.
01:54:07.000 Dude, if you see that movie, that's fucking scary.
01:54:09.000 If you see that movie, that is scary.
01:54:11.000 I'm telling you, people smiling ain't scary.
01:54:14.000 Oh, I don't have it on the screen, sorry.
01:54:15.000 She's just sitting in a rain delay by herself.
01:54:17.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.
01:54:19.000 What the fuck is this creepy ass shit at the Yankees game?
01:54:26.000 Bro, that would freak me the fuck out.
01:54:28.000 Imagine if you had anxiety, and you just got way too high, and you go to the...
01:54:33.000 Yeah, that would freak me the fuck out.
01:54:34.000 You go to the game, and there's a lady sitting there smiling.
01:54:36.000 You know how bad you...
01:54:36.000 If you were on acid, and that happened...
01:54:38.000 Dude, I had a fucking mushroom cap last Monday after a show, went to see some music, and that's how I felt.
01:54:44.000 It was like that.
01:54:45.000 I had a weird one.
01:54:46.000 I had a weird little...
01:54:48.000 It was a dark little fucking...
01:54:50.000 I'm not doing mushrooms after hosting Kill Tony anymore.
01:54:53.000 I learned a weird thing.
01:54:55.000 My brain's too, like, open and stuff.
01:54:58.000 Also, like, you're probably tired.
01:55:01.000 Yeah.
01:55:02.000 Exhausted.
01:55:03.000 Yeah.
01:55:04.000 Yeah, completely.
01:55:05.000 You're thinking about going to sleep, and then all of a sudden, Mushroom's like, nope.
01:55:09.000 Right.
01:55:09.000 No sleeping.
01:55:11.000 Contemplate humanity.
01:55:13.000 Yeah.
01:55:13.000 Contemplate your existence.
01:55:15.000 Yeah.
01:55:16.000 Contemplate your place in time.
01:55:17.000 Yeah.
01:55:18.000 No more mushrooms on a Monday for Tony.
01:55:21.000 Experience all these life forms.
01:55:23.000 Trying to make their way through this realm.
01:55:26.000 When you're out in public and you're Truman, it's just such a strange feeling.
01:55:30.000 Yeah.
01:55:30.000 I don't like it.
01:55:30.000 I don't like it.
01:55:31.000 I've been, you know, the cool thing about moving to LA so young is that I had so many of those great Joshua Tree trips.
01:55:40.000 And that's where I started.
01:55:41.000 And I'm like, this is great.
01:55:42.000 I'm laughing.
01:55:43.000 I can do this.
01:55:44.000 That's one thing that, like, Oregon's figured out before California has.
01:55:48.000 They made that legal up there.
01:55:50.000 Yeah.
01:55:51.000 Yeah, I read a thing about how legalized prostitution lowers rapes and sexual crimes by an insane percentage.
01:56:02.000 This is a new thing that just came out.
01:56:04.000 I think legalized prostitution, if we were living in a place that had legalized prostitution always, it had always existed, I think we would all be pretty cool with it.
01:56:14.000 I know that sounds crazy because you don't want your daughter, your sister, your mother to do that, but I think that, okay, while prostitution itself is legal, many activities associated with it, such as brothels, soliciting in a public place, and pimping are illegal.
01:56:28.000 Prostitution Bill 2011 was introduced to regulate the industry and allow brothels in non-residential areas.
01:56:36.000 Where is this at?
01:56:36.000 Australia.
01:56:37.000 Oh, Australia has rules like that.
01:56:40.000 Yeah, that's like Jim Jeffries had a joke about that, about his dad going to the brothel.
01:56:44.000 But it's like when there's something like that has always existed, I think people would just, it would just be a normal thing.
01:56:54.000 But when you try to make something legal that is illegal, people think their whole life of something is being a terrible thing and it's illegal.
01:57:02.000 Shouldn't be able to do it.
01:57:04.000 And so we have it in our head that it's a terrible thing.
01:57:08.000 Because it does have terrible consequences for some people.
01:57:10.000 Like prostitution must have bad consequences for some people.
01:57:13.000 And being involved with people intimately that you don't even know for cash.
01:57:16.000 It's dangerous.
01:57:17.000 It's weird.
01:57:17.000 It's like as much as we want to think that it's just like getting a massage, it's a little bit more.
01:57:23.000 It's a little weirder.
01:57:24.000 It's like someone's not just rubbing you to make you feel better.
01:57:26.000 They're sexually pleasuring you.
01:57:29.000 Should it be illegal?
01:57:30.000 Why would it be illegal when it's legal to just have sex with someone for free?
01:57:35.000 Like, gold digging's legal.
01:57:36.000 You could fuck some old rich guy and steal his money.
01:57:39.000 That's legal.
01:57:40.000 Like, why shouldn't you be allowed to make a deal with a person?
01:57:43.000 Like, you want a blowjob?
01:57:44.000 I want a thousand dollars.
01:57:46.000 Like, that, to me, seems like a normal human right.
01:57:49.000 Whether you want to do it or not, both people are consenting.
01:57:53.000 I think it's out of our hands.
01:57:55.000 It should be out of everybody's hands.
01:57:56.000 If two people agree, and one person says, like, hey, I'll help you move your couch, but I want 50 bucks.
01:58:04.000 And you're like, okay, help me move the couch inside, I'll give you 50 bucks.
01:58:07.000 It's a deal.
01:58:08.000 Like, your friend, some neighbor, whatever, makes a deal with you.
01:58:11.000 If you say, hey, you need 50 bucks, I want to come in your mouth.
01:58:15.000 What do you think?
01:58:16.000 And he's like, alright.
01:58:18.000 Nobody's gonna care about that.
01:58:20.000 Nobody gives a fuck about male prostitution.
01:58:22.000 Zero people care.
01:58:24.000 Zero concern for the male prostitutes.
01:58:26.000 Fucking zero.
01:58:28.000 How many guys are out there worried about all the guys that are blowing gay guys for cash?
01:58:33.000 Fucking zero people are worried about it.
01:58:36.000 Right?
01:58:36.000 What's the filming at loophole then?
01:58:39.000 The filming at loophole is that if you're doing pornography, you could pay someone for cash.
01:58:44.000 What if it's a private collection of pornography?
01:58:46.000 Yes, you can do that.
01:58:47.000 There is a loophole, apparently.
01:58:48.000 There was some girl who used to tell people that at the comedy store.
01:58:51.000 She'd tell people that, yeah, if we do it on camera, you could pay me for sex.
01:58:55.000 And if you take them to dinner first.
01:58:57.000 Crazy crackhead.
01:58:58.000 Yeah, but if, yeah, you could, if you think about, like, Gold digging is a fascinating thing when you see it so clear when it's like really obvious that this you know 26 year old bombshells dating an 80 year old billionaire like it's hilarious like but this is a deal There's a deal like he has access to incredible resources so much wealth things you couldn't possibly imagine But you gotta suck that old dick.
01:59:27.000 What did you what was the old Anna Nicole?
01:59:29.000 Oh, yeah, yeah J Howard Marshall.
01:59:31.000 Yeah He's 90. I'm like, don't you think he knows?
01:59:36.000 He made a billion dollars from scratch.
01:59:39.000 He knows the fuck he's doing.
01:59:44.000 He's like Leonardo DiCaprio is going to be eventually.
01:59:46.000 Yeah, Leo's pushing it.
01:59:48.000 He's pushing it.
01:59:48.000 He might want to settle down soon.
01:59:50.000 It's starting to get weird.
01:59:54.000 But it's like, that's legal.
01:59:56.000 We all agree that's legal.
01:59:59.000 But if he just say it, like, flat out to her, I'll pay you for sex, that's illegal.
02:00:04.000 Which is really interesting.
02:00:05.000 Like, it has to be some sort of a weird thing, where he gives her money because he loves her, but, you know, you know what I'm saying?
02:00:13.000 Yeah, it's crazy.
02:00:14.000 It's a little odd.
02:00:15.000 It's a little odd because, like, you can't go to, like, the 26-year-old that marries the 80-year-old billionaire and go, hey, do you really love him?
02:00:22.000 What the fuck are you doing?
02:00:23.000 You can't, like, grill her.
02:00:25.000 Are you committing a crime here, young lady?
02:00:27.000 Are you swindling this poor old Alzheimer's patient out of all his money by blowing him?
02:00:33.000 Like, what's going on here?
02:00:34.000 But nobody would stop that.
02:00:37.000 Zero people stop that.
02:00:38.000 Maybe the family.
02:00:39.000 Maybe the family that thought this young floozy is going to take all the loot.
02:00:42.000 Oh yeah.
02:00:43.000 That happens.
02:00:44.000 For sure that happens.
02:00:46.000 Oh, they must be scared to death when an animal walks in.
02:00:49.000 If you're like an old billionaire dude, you do not get a hot nurse.
02:00:54.000 Not a chance.
02:00:55.000 Not a fucking chance.
02:00:57.000 The wife is never going to let a hot nurse in the house.
02:00:59.000 Get the fuck out of here.
02:01:01.000 That hot nurse is going to be working on this dude going, listen, your wife's kind of a cunt.
02:01:07.000 You know?
02:01:09.000 Yeah, here's two black rhinos.
02:01:11.000 Yeah, let's go!
02:01:13.000 I'll lock that door.
02:01:14.000 Let's go!
02:01:16.000 How much time you got left, Harry?
02:01:17.000 Come on.
02:01:18.000 I'm your nurse, I'll tell you.
02:01:19.000 Not much.
02:01:20.000 Not a lot of time.
02:01:22.000 Let's fuck!
02:01:23.000 Just buy me a house.
02:01:25.000 Harry, buy me a house.
02:01:27.000 That's probably what she says when she sticks it in.
02:01:30.000 Harry, buy me a house.
02:01:32.000 This is a very generic website, but is this real?
02:01:35.000 Datebillionaire.com?
02:01:37.000 Yeah, it's real.
02:01:38.000 The largest billionaire dating site online?
02:01:42.000 It is.
02:01:42.000 Oh my god.
02:01:44.000 Datebillionaire.com.
02:01:45.000 Who's it for?
02:01:46.000 The billionaires?
02:01:48.000 Billionaire dating site, date billionaires on datebillionaire.com.
02:01:52.000 Welcome to datebillionaire.com, the most professional dating site for billionaire men and beautiful women.
02:02:00.000 What about billionaire women?
02:02:02.000 Listen to the way that's phrased.
02:02:03.000 Welcome to datebillionaire.com, the most professional dating site for billionaire men and beautiful women.
02:02:11.000 Is there some unprofessional dating sites for billionaire men?
02:02:15.000 I mean, what are they saying?
02:02:17.000 Not as easy to use as this.
02:02:19.000 We should sign up for free.
02:02:20.000 That sounds like someone who doesn't know English that good.
02:02:22.000 That's why I thought it was real.
02:02:24.000 Can I see that again?
02:02:25.000 Yeah, that's tricky.
02:02:26.000 That statement, the way that's phrased, it's like, hey, where did you grow up?
02:02:30.000 That's why I think it got...
02:02:32.000 It is a weird thing, because at the bottom it goes to this, like, sugar daddy sites.
02:02:36.000 Yeah, it's almost like a porn.
02:02:37.000 Bro, this is like one of them Nigerian cats that set up this fishing net.
02:02:41.000 I just got a virus.
02:02:41.000 Yeah, you just got a virus clicking on that.
02:02:44.000 Yeah, that's one of them scams.
02:02:46.000 Those scams are beautiful when you get those fucking emails telling you that you have millions of dollars waiting.
02:02:52.000 All you have to do is give us your PIN number.
02:02:54.000 Have you heard of the...
02:02:55.000 It's been going on before the AI stuff, but people get called and they'll say that it sounds like someone they know, a child, whatever it is.
02:03:04.000 I'm kidnapped.
02:03:05.000 You need to send this person money.
02:03:07.000 To the person on the phone that's getting this call, it sounds 100% real.
02:03:11.000 I've read a lot of cases about this.
02:03:13.000 Oh, well, think about that now with AI. Yeah.
02:03:16.000 Oh, my God.
02:03:17.000 Their first call is not to a family member to be like, is this person really kidnapped?
02:03:21.000 Do you know where they are?
02:03:22.000 Geolocation, anything like that.
02:03:23.000 They send money.
02:03:24.000 It's happened a lot.
02:03:25.000 You're not going to be able to know.
02:03:27.000 You're not going to be able to know.
02:03:29.000 Well, that Joe Roat thing that you were supposedly selling those supplements, that AI thing.
02:03:35.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:03:35.000 There's one of those.
02:03:36.000 That was pretty real.
02:03:37.000 It's a deep, fake one.
02:03:38.000 Yeah, me and Huberman.
02:03:39.000 And then there's another one with me doing a podcast with Steve Jobs.
02:03:43.000 Yes, that sounds awesome.
02:03:44.000 It's like a full podcast.
02:03:47.000 I love that.
02:03:47.000 That's actually really funny.
02:03:49.000 How long is the Steve Jobs Me podcast?
02:03:51.000 I think it's like 14 minutes or something.
02:03:53.000 Can you imagine if we had Richard Pryor as a guest on Kill Tony?
02:03:57.000 Oh my god.
02:03:59.000 It would be more of a guest on a podcast because having a guest on Kill Tony, you'd have to respond to the different comedians.
02:04:05.000 It'd be too weird.
02:04:07.000 There's something I saw yesterday.
02:04:08.000 Oh my god, it's a fake Conan.
02:04:10.000 Conan Diffusion.
02:04:11.000 It's using a Diffusion app to make Conan, then his guests, and I don't know what it sounds like, Rogan?
02:04:18.000 Yeah, I hear you, but I promise I won't malfunction and start attacking the audience or anything.
02:04:22.000 Speaking of malfunctioning, let's check out my dance moves.
02:04:25.000 I mean, it's not good, but...
02:04:27.000 Yeah, it is.
02:04:30.000 ...every now and then, although I have to say it's a little weird to smoke with a machine.
02:04:35.000 Yeah, I can imagine.
02:04:37.000 But seriously, what can you tell us about your latest project?
02:04:40.000 I have a horrible feeling about all this.
02:04:42.000 I have a horrible feeling that we are about to enter an era where you will have no idea what's true.
02:04:50.000 I have a horrible feeling just watching that.
02:04:53.000 Just watching that, I was like, that would be a really good way for us to move into some new phase of reality if you had absolutely no idea What was true and what was not.
02:05:04.000 You had no idea if someone did say that, or if that event actually did take place, or CGI. Can you imagine if there was a bunch of people out there saying that East Palestine was CGI? Morning, only to find that you weigh two pounds less.
02:05:18.000 Well, I have a theory about that.
02:05:19.000 I think it's because we all have an inner fat man that comes out at night and eats all the snacks.
02:05:24.000 It's like a secret nighttime binge that we never even knew about.
02:05:29.000 His dick just popped out for a second?
02:05:31.000 Yeah, it's odd.
02:05:35.000 But that's just the beginning, man.
02:05:37.000 This is like the very first implementations of these.
02:05:41.000 This is like Pong.
02:05:43.000 That's what it's like.
02:05:44.000 We're gonna get the Unreal 4 engine soon, you know, and that's gonna be really weird.
02:05:49.000 It's gonna be very weird.
02:05:50.000 You're gonna be able to never have to have an actor ever again.
02:05:55.000 For every movie you do, you could just do Leonardo DiCaprio when he was 39. You could do that over and over and over and over again.
02:06:03.000 And no one will be able to tell.
02:06:04.000 Like Bruce Willis.
02:06:05.000 Yeah.
02:06:07.000 This is an alleyway from Hong Kong recreated in Unreal 5. Oh my god.
02:06:12.000 Unreal 5 is fucking incredible.
02:06:16.000 Was Unreal 4 the one that we were raving about before?
02:06:19.000 No.
02:06:20.000 That was 5 as well?
02:06:21.000 That's 5 we've been talking about for about a year now.
02:06:22.000 Oh, okay.
02:06:23.000 So 5 was the one where they had the woman who was running in the cliffs?
02:06:27.000 Yep.
02:06:27.000 They've been updating it, too.
02:06:28.000 Fuck, it's amazing.
02:06:29.000 They have this shit in VR. Dude, it's so good.
02:06:32.000 It's so good, it's crazy.
02:06:34.000 The fact that this is all artificial, sounds are artificial.
02:06:39.000 Sounds is the easiest thing, I think, to fake now.
02:06:41.000 Yeah, but this is crazy, man.
02:06:44.000 I mean, this is crazy.
02:06:47.000 It's so photorealistic.
02:06:51.000 And the fact that these guys have been constantly at this since the 90s.
02:06:57.000 When was the very first computer game that had a 3D Doom-style engine?
02:07:06.000 What was the first one?
02:07:07.000 Was it Castle Wolfenstein?
02:07:09.000 Castle Wolfenstein was the first one?
02:07:12.000 I can't imagine there was one before that, but I don't think there was.
02:07:15.000 Right, and Castle Wolfenstein was like on one very specific platform, right?
02:07:20.000 It was just PC, I thought.
02:07:21.000 Was it?
02:07:22.000 I think so.
02:07:23.000 Why did I think it was like a DOS game or something like that?
02:07:25.000 Ten games that came before Wolfenstein, but at least didn't look very good.
02:07:28.000 Let me see.
02:07:29.000 So that was the, but that, so that was the first, Doom was the first big one.
02:07:34.000 Like when Doom, do you know what they came with the name, with the name Doom?
02:07:37.000 Remember the movie, The Color of Money?
02:07:40.000 When Tom Cruise goes to the pool hall, and this guy was the local hustler, sees Tom, he's sitting there with a big smile on his face.
02:07:46.000 He's got a pool cue in his lap.
02:07:48.000 He goes, what you got in that case, boy?
02:07:49.000 And he goes, in here?
02:07:51.000 In here?
02:07:52.000 And he opens it up and he goes, Doom.
02:07:54.000 Wow.
02:07:55.000 I've never heard that before.
02:07:56.000 Yeah.
02:07:57.000 Play that scene.
02:07:58.000 It's a dope scene.
02:07:59.000 It's supposed to be a balabushka, which is like this very famous pool cue.
02:08:03.000 Good game.
02:08:04.000 Good game.
02:08:09.000 What you got in there?
02:08:11.000 In here?
02:08:13.000 Doom.
02:08:20.000 Wow.
02:08:29.000 Oh shit.
02:08:29.000 We're gonna have a lot of fun.
02:08:31.000 What a star!
02:08:32.000 It's probably the best Tom Cruise movie of all time.
02:08:34.000 He's so cool.
02:08:35.000 The Color of Money rejuvenated pool.
02:08:38.000 Mm-hmm.
02:08:38.000 That fucking thing made everybody want to be a pool player.
02:08:41.000 That made me want to play.
02:08:42.000 Man.
02:08:43.000 That fucking movie was great.
02:08:45.000 He played Vince, this crazy pool hustler that Paul Newman's character, Fast Eddie Felsen, the original character from The Hustler, makes a comeback in the world of pool.
02:08:55.000 He got knocked out of pool by organized crime and that was the end of the movie The Hustlers that he could never go back to playing again.
02:09:01.000 It was a little bit before my time but pool hall junkies hit me right at a cool place fresh out of high school into film The problem with pool all junkies is they can't really play pool.
02:09:12.000 When you're watching them play pool, you're like, I'm not buying it.
02:09:14.000 Right.
02:09:15.000 When you're watching Tom Cruise play pool, Tom Cruise studied with Mike Siegel.
02:09:19.000 Mike Siegel, who was also a left-hander, like Tom Cruise is, Mike Siegel taught Tom Cruise how to play pool.
02:09:25.000 Like, he taught him how to stroke through the ball.
02:09:27.000 He taught him how to get down on the shot and look like a professional pool player.
02:09:30.000 Like, you look at him play, and it's a little stiff.
02:09:36.000 Like, I'm not totally buying it, because I watch a lot of professional pool, but he can play.
02:09:41.000 Like, you can see he knows how to run out.
02:09:43.000 He's moving the ball around correctly.
02:09:46.000 When you're watching Pool Hall Junkies, it's like, eh, get the fuck out of here.
02:09:49.000 That's sick.
02:09:50.000 Cast is great, though.
02:09:52.000 It's just, as a pool player, it's like...
02:09:55.000 There's only a couple of movies where they did pool correctly.
02:09:59.000 And the real ones are The Color of Money and The Hustler.
02:10:03.000 Yeah.
02:10:04.000 It's one of those things where you can't fake whether or not you can do it good.
02:10:07.000 It looks weird if you're faking it.
02:10:09.000 Like, if you don't really know how to play pool and you're down on a shot, you look all fucking goofy and shit.
02:10:14.000 Someone can tell right away.
02:10:16.000 So there's got to be something you do that's like that, right?
02:10:18.000 Kind of.
02:10:19.000 I was playing with David Lucas.
02:10:20.000 I mentioned this to you.
02:10:21.000 I was playing with David Lucas.
02:10:23.000 You said David plays good, you said.
02:10:25.000 He plays so good.
02:10:26.000 We were in Houston and we went to a pool hall both nights after all the shows.
02:10:31.000 And he doesn't get down at all.
02:10:34.000 We were literally laughing.
02:10:36.000 Nick was making jokes.
02:10:37.000 He's like one of those old Wild West movies where they just sling the guns out.
02:10:42.000 Because he doesn't bend over, but he's got a fucking stroke.
02:10:46.000 I couldn't believe it.
02:10:47.000 A lot of big guys don't bend over.
02:10:49.000 Right.
02:10:50.000 Yeah, like if you watch one of the this like the guy named Steve Mizorak He's like one of the greatest of all time and he was a big guy especially later in his life.
02:10:59.000 He did those I think they're Bud Light commercials Some light beer commercial and it was him like doing trick shots on a pool table and he was a you know multiple-time world champion and In this one, he wasn't too big.
02:11:16.000 Like you could see, he's a big guy.
02:11:19.000 But see how he doesn't get down on the ball like a smaller pool player would.
02:11:24.000 Like a guy who's not.
02:11:26.000 See, there he is when he's very heavy late in life.
02:11:29.000 If you go to that picture right there where you see him right there, that's what he looked like later in life.
02:11:33.000 So he got very, very big.
02:11:35.000 He was still an amazing pool player, even as big as he was and as hard as it must have been to move around the table when you watched that guy move the ball around you.
02:11:43.000 Like, holy shit.
02:11:44.000 He was a master.
02:11:45.000 It was like he had this control of where that ball was going.
02:11:49.000 It's just beautiful to watch.
02:11:50.000 That's why you can't fake in like a Pool Hall Junkies movie.
02:11:53.000 Right.
02:11:53.000 You can't fake that.
02:11:54.000 So like if you're telling me this guy's the killer player and I watch him bang balls around.
02:11:59.000 Right.
02:11:59.000 It's like, get out of here.
02:12:00.000 My Instagram algorithm's been showing me crazy pool shit.
02:12:03.000 I saw a guy make every ball on a break.
02:12:06.000 It's not real.
02:12:06.000 It's not real?
02:12:07.000 No.
02:12:07.000 Damn.
02:12:08.000 I just get breastfeeding videos all the time.
02:12:10.000 Whoa.
02:12:12.000 Like they all these breastfeeding videos with like really like tick tocky like sexy girls breastfeeding I've been just that's hilarious lighting my it's all sure somewhere someone must have once made all the balls on the break I'm sure but when you're watching those balls go on the break one thing that's disturbing to me is that they all seem to be kind of moving in around the same speed That doesn't usually happen This one's not real.
02:12:36.000 No way.
02:12:37.000 Yeah.
02:12:38.000 See, they're all...
02:12:38.000 Well, the last one was kind of slow.
02:12:41.000 But I just don't think it's real.
02:12:42.000 She's hot.
02:12:43.000 I think it's fake.
02:12:45.000 Look at it.
02:12:46.000 How'd they move again?
02:12:47.000 Oh, no.
02:12:47.000 Look at that right there.
02:12:48.000 Yeah, watch.
02:12:49.000 None of those balls just move again.
02:12:50.000 Boom.
02:12:51.000 Yeah.
02:12:51.000 Yeah.
02:12:52.000 Yeah, you can see some shit.
02:12:53.000 It's missing frame 3-1-3.
02:12:56.000 Yeah.
02:12:57.000 They shot all those balls in the holes and filmed them going in.
02:13:01.000 But anyway...
02:13:04.000 You've been playing pool a lot locally.
02:13:06.000 I saw some pool players saying that you stopped in.
02:13:10.000 No, I just went to watch.
02:13:11.000 They had the Texas Open in town.
02:13:13.000 That guy, Fedor Gorst, who was on the podcast before, I went to watch him play.
02:13:18.000 I just wanted to stop in for a little bit, but it's a long-ass pool tournament that goes on all day.
02:13:23.000 Why are you showing me people breastfeeding?
02:13:24.000 Oh, no!
02:13:25.000 What?
02:13:26.000 It's on my feed, too.
02:13:28.000 That's your feed?
02:13:29.000 You got breastfeeding on your feed?
02:13:31.000 Why are you getting breastfeeding on your feed?
02:13:33.000 It's a lot of weird...
02:13:34.000 I have never had a breastfeeding video.
02:13:37.000 Are you serious?
02:13:39.000 Jamie, what's going on with you?
02:13:41.000 It's a lot of...
02:13:41.000 Instagram turned into porn.
02:13:43.000 It really did.
02:13:43.000 No, we didn't.
02:13:44.000 This is because you guys are watching this shit and clicking on it and putting your little waiver over it and all the things.
02:13:51.000 A lot of Liver King stuff in there, son.
02:13:56.000 Is that Natty Liver King?
02:13:58.000 Is that what that's supposed to be?
02:13:59.000 Wait, is that him, Natty?
02:14:00.000 Yes.
02:14:01.000 I don't know.
02:14:02.000 There's a loophole where they're allowed to show breastfeeding videos on YouTube and stuff.
02:14:06.000 There's weird stuff.
02:14:07.000 Yeah.
02:14:07.000 Did you hear about that YouTuber that just got 10 years for it?
02:14:10.000 What happened?
02:14:11.000 She lost her job and she started putting out videos of her breastfeeding on YouTube because YouTube has this law.
02:14:21.000 If it's educational, you're allowed to show breasts, like Brazilian wax or whatever.
02:14:25.000 And so she found out about that and started doing...
02:14:28.000 Like, I'm a dirty slut mom, and then pouring oil over the baby and her while doing it.
02:14:33.000 She just got sentenced to 10 years, but she blew up.
02:14:38.000 Oh my god.
02:14:38.000 Which is the charge.
02:14:40.000 Child endangerment, abuse.
02:14:43.000 If you're doing that with your kid, Jesus Christ.
02:14:48.000 What does it say?
02:14:50.000 Facing additional charges.
02:14:52.000 So what does it say she did?
02:14:55.000 Uh...
02:14:57.000 One count connected a series of sexualized breastfeeding videos involving her young son.
02:15:02.000 Oh, sexualized.
02:15:04.000 Young son.
02:15:04.000 Yeah, like putting oil on it and like, with captions like, I'm a dirty slut mom.
02:15:09.000 Oh no.
02:15:10.000 And shit like that.
02:15:11.000 That's crazy.
02:15:13.000 Oh.
02:15:26.000 Fuck.
02:15:31.000 Damn.
02:15:32.000 Dude, again, there's crazy people out there.
02:15:35.000 There's crazy people out there.
02:15:37.000 And if that one's your mom, like, oh my god.
02:15:39.000 Oh my god.
02:15:40.000 Imagine growing up to find out your mom was doing that while you were a baby.
02:15:43.000 Yeah.
02:15:44.000 I wonder why I'm so weirded out by oil.
02:15:46.000 Now, it's interesting if that baby's going to, like, be a boob guy or an ass guy growing up.
02:15:51.000 I think that's where it comes from?
02:15:52.000 Yeah.
02:15:53.000 I wonder.
02:15:54.000 How do you explain feet, guys?
02:15:56.000 I heard it's from feet.
02:15:58.000 It's when you're a baby crawling around.
02:15:59.000 Your mom had walking by you all the time.
02:16:02.000 And you start getting little baby boners from your dick rubbing against the carpet.
02:16:06.000 Or Tom and Jerry.
02:16:08.000 Baby boners.
02:16:09.000 Baby boners.
02:16:10.000 When did you get your first boner?
02:16:12.000 At what age?
02:16:15.000 That's interesting.
02:16:16.000 I could kind of see why that might work.
02:16:19.000 Because my mom wasn't walking around a lot.
02:16:21.000 When I was a little kid and I'm not into feed at all.
02:16:24.000 I've always found it like very weird.
02:16:26.000 Yeah.
02:16:27.000 So that kind of makes sense.
02:16:28.000 Meanwhile, my mom does...
02:16:31.000 I was drinking milk out of her.
02:16:32.000 She has gigantic boobs and I love big boobs.
02:16:36.000 That makes sense.
02:16:37.000 Yeah, but who doesn't?
02:16:38.000 It's like saying, I love money.
02:16:39.000 Who doesn't love money?
02:16:40.000 Who doesn't love boobs?
02:16:44.000 It's one of those things.
02:16:45.000 It's like, what are you talking about?
02:16:46.000 Who's like, ah, I fucking hate them.
02:16:49.000 Hate them, bro.
02:16:49.000 They're big and juicy.
02:16:51.000 Big and juicy and excited.
02:16:53.000 It's areola size.
02:16:55.000 A lot of people hate the big, giant areolas.
02:16:57.000 I love them.
02:16:58.000 My mom had the big areolas.
02:16:59.000 Dudes are weird with stuff, right?
02:17:01.000 I think, do you think that comes from porn?
02:17:04.000 Where they're staring at like a certain ideal all the time?
02:17:10.000 I mean...
02:17:11.000 Like if you really give a fuck about areola size, is that really the deal breaker here?
02:17:15.000 I mean, have you seen those small ones that look like Hans Kim nipples?
02:17:19.000 I don't want that.
02:17:20.000 Hans Kim nipples?
02:17:22.000 Like they're big but they have tiny.
02:17:23.000 Hans Kim has very normal, respectable nipples.
02:17:26.000 They're dark though.
02:17:26.000 Have you seen Hans Kim get out of the pool?
02:17:28.000 His nipples look fucking totally normal.
02:17:30.000 Tell, tell.
02:17:31.000 What happened?
02:17:32.000 Him in Florida the other day.
02:17:35.000 What did he do?
02:17:35.000 We found out yesterday that he was at a pool party in Florida and he didn't bring a bathing suit so he went in his jeans but he did have swim goggles that he brought and a drone so he was in the swimming pool laughing Flying a drone with goggles on.
02:17:50.000 Like, what's up ladies?
02:17:52.000 Like Speedo goggles.
02:17:53.000 Wearing jeans.
02:17:54.000 That sounds like a Hans Kim move.
02:17:56.000 Jeans and a Rolex in a pool in Tampa with a drone.
02:18:00.000 That sounds like Hans Kim.
02:18:01.000 That's our boy.
02:18:02.000 That's an original.
02:18:04.000 Never mind.
02:18:05.000 I said, why not buy a bathing suit?
02:18:06.000 No, no, no, no, no.
02:18:07.000 That's too complicated.
02:18:09.000 Nothing makes any sense.
02:18:10.000 You gotta fucking stop all logic at the Hans Kim door.
02:18:14.000 Oh my goodness.
02:18:14.000 Just let him be Hans.
02:18:15.000 Let him swim with his pants on.
02:18:17.000 Yeah.
02:18:19.000 He's a maniac.
02:18:20.000 It's one of the cool things about what you guys are doing with Kill Tony is you get to see a guy go from being first-timer on stage or first-timer on Kill Tony, been doing open mics, and then if you guys like him and make him a regular, then all of a sudden they're doing a minute every week,
02:18:37.000 they develop fans, you put them on your shows, you go on the road with them.
02:18:43.000 In Hans' case, he went all the way to arenas in like eight months of being around here.
02:18:48.000 Being around here, what's interesting is that our last three regulars, David, Hans, and William, have all been doing it about eight years, right?
02:18:57.000 But what's cool is we're kind of, the last few weeks, getting back to our roots, we just gave a golden ticket to a guy named Aaron Belial.
02:19:04.000 God, he's amazing.
02:19:05.000 He's amazing.
02:19:06.000 And he has cerebral palsy.
02:19:08.000 No use of his left arm.
02:19:10.000 He walks fine.
02:19:13.000 But he's mute.
02:19:14.000 He can't speak at all.
02:19:15.000 So he takes the microphone, puts it on top of a Bluetooth speaker that he already has hooked up, and begins.
02:19:22.000 And how does he type it in?
02:19:24.000 He has a super fast thumb.
02:19:28.000 He has it down to where he can do like...
02:19:31.000 Swiping?
02:19:32.000 Yeah, swiping.
02:19:33.000 He just keeps his thumb.
02:19:34.000 Swipes.
02:19:35.000 He moves as fast as he can.
02:19:36.000 Have you ever been able to swipe?
02:19:38.000 Yeah, but I don't like it.
02:19:39.000 I don't trust it.
02:19:41.000 And then he goes voice to text.
02:19:43.000 So it just says out what he wrote.
02:19:45.000 Wow.
02:19:46.000 But what's cool is that he's only been doing it six months right now.
02:19:52.000 And he's like a savant.
02:19:53.000 So we're getting to really reinforce good things.
02:19:59.000 He just has no notes at this point.
02:20:01.000 He's just crushing.
02:20:03.000 I gotta see that.
02:20:04.000 Tom Green told me about him.
02:20:11.000 It's about 12 to 13 hours.
02:20:14.000 Tony has been taking hormone treatments to have the figure of a female tennis player.
02:20:18.000 That's true.
02:20:19.000 That's actually true.
02:20:20.000 And I'm not there yet.
02:20:22.000 Still, I need a lot more injections to get to.
02:20:28.000 Everything about you reminds me of Peter Pan, except the fact that Peter Pan was less like Tinkerbell than you are.
02:20:35.000 He's just laying into me.
02:20:36.000 And also, Peter Pan didn't throw handicapped people off of his stage every once in a while.
02:20:42.000 With a fucking Gladiator 300 kick to the chest.
02:20:45.000 I will send you...
02:20:46.000 I will send you into caution's way.
02:20:50.000 That's true.
02:20:52.000 And you ain't the type that she's gonna catch, you know what I'm saying?
02:20:56.000 There was a lesbian off of behind it.
02:20:59.000 That's cautious.
02:21:00.000 She's gonna take your cane and fucking shove it where the sun don't shine, which is a lot of places.
02:21:06.000 This guy's a bully, fuck.
02:21:07.000 Yeah, he really is.
02:21:08.000 He really is.
02:21:09.000 Are you from Canada?
02:21:11.000 Is he Canadian?
02:21:12.000 See, if you had American healthcare, I might have caught that shit early.
02:21:16.000 Yeah.
02:21:19.000 I told him last week, you can really tell which arm they put the vaccine in.
02:21:26.000 Jesus.
02:21:27.000 Jesus Christ.
02:21:28.000 And he laughs and he rolls with everything.
02:21:30.000 His sense of humor is that of somebody that's been doing stand-up for 20 years.
02:21:34.000 That's amazing.
02:21:35.000 It's insane.
02:21:35.000 The green room hang.
02:21:36.000 I actually ended up...
02:21:38.000 I was at one of these bars.
02:21:42.000 My friends were playing music and it was packed.
02:21:45.000 I mean...
02:21:46.000 Unbelievable fire hazard.
02:21:47.000 People dancing on picnic tables, shoulder to shoulder.
02:21:49.000 It was chaos.
02:21:50.000 I wanted to get out of there.
02:21:51.000 Everybody wanted to get out of there.
02:21:52.000 And I look and I see him leaning against...
02:21:55.000 The fence in the back, no drink, like he had just come in through the back door, can't move, can't get in.
02:21:59.000 I go, I get him a drink, and we end up hanging out for hours, having the best time, because it turns out he's a great fucking communicator in Hang, because when you're at loud bars or a concert, he just fucking shows you.
02:22:14.000 Shows you his phone, yeah.
02:22:15.000 And you're like, oh, you read what he's saying instead of me going, what?
02:22:18.000 What did you say?
02:22:19.000 So he's all doing it one-handed.
02:22:20.000 Yep.
02:22:21.000 And he's just swiping all the words.
02:22:23.000 So how quick can he get a sentence out?
02:22:25.000 Pretty good.
02:22:26.000 Pretty good.
02:22:26.000 You could tell that the technology isn't where it needs to be for someone flying through their thoughts with only their thumb.
02:22:35.000 Especially with one hand.
02:22:36.000 Because most people are doing it with two hands.
02:22:38.000 He mentioned last night in the green room specifically that he's hoping for advancements in the field of...
02:22:45.000 Yeah.
02:22:45.000 Whatever you would call that.
02:22:46.000 And what's cool, though, he has a lot of responses already where he does a quick search, like, well, this is how I went.
02:22:53.000 So I told him I would make him a soundboard, but that's pretty much if you had your whole thing where it's just a soundboard.
02:22:59.000 Dude, talk about counting on Google Notes.
02:23:01.000 Yeah.
02:23:02.000 I mean, whatever he's counting on, whatever he's using, that shit's got to stay up.
02:23:06.000 Yeah.
02:23:07.000 And battery life is very important.
02:23:10.000 You can't just show up at a club without good battery life.
02:23:12.000 He has two JBL Bluetooths fully charged hanging by his waist in case one dies.
02:23:18.000 He's got another one.
02:23:19.000 Wow.
02:23:19.000 Like guns.
02:23:21.000 Wow.
02:23:22.000 He was roasting me last night live on this show and I go, you make one more fucking joke about me.
02:23:27.000 I'm going to play music on your Bluetooth.
02:23:31.000 And he's so cute because the last couple weeks he goes, are you sure it's okay to make fun of Tony?
02:23:35.000 I don't want him to be upset.
02:23:37.000 I'm like, oh, no, no, no.
02:23:38.000 This is great.
02:23:40.000 He's amazing.
02:23:42.000 Aaron Belisle.
02:23:43.000 He's another Canadian.
02:23:45.000 We also have, of course, Jared Nathan, who you know.
02:23:47.000 Yeah.
02:23:47.000 Who's also a Canadian the last two golden ticket winners which I think there's only been ten in ten years of doing this show Which means you can perform it on any show if you're ever there for the for eternity the last two I realized this last night while high as a kite after the show have both been Handicapped people from Canada they make Jared Nathan should tell everybody What exactly does he have?
02:24:12.000 It's called globally delayed, but that basically means that he has a touch of everything.
02:24:18.000 He's like all types of what we used to call the R word.
02:24:23.000 Globally.
02:24:23.000 So that's what it means?
02:24:25.000 Does he say globally retarded?
02:24:27.000 What does he call it?
02:24:28.000 Globally delayed.
02:24:29.000 Delayed, yeah.
02:24:30.000 And it's like he has a little bit of downs, a little bit of autism, a little bit of...
02:24:33.000 He's got a big stutter.
02:24:35.000 Yeah, stuttering.
02:24:36.000 But he's funny as fuck.
02:24:38.000 He's great.
02:24:38.000 Funny as fuck.
02:24:40.000 He's very funny.
02:24:41.000 Oh my god.
02:24:41.000 And he's got good timing.
02:24:42.000 He understands comedy.
02:24:44.000 Yep.
02:24:44.000 Yep.
02:24:45.000 Yeah, it's interesting, man.
02:24:46.000 It's like, what you guys have done is really cool.
02:24:49.000 Because you really get a chance to see people emerge.
02:24:52.000 You know, they emerge out of Kill Tony and they have real careers.
02:24:55.000 I think it's the best launching pad for beginning comics that's ever existed.
02:25:00.000 I don't think there's anything like it.
02:25:02.000 Because, like, The Tonight Show was never for comics that just started out.
02:25:05.000 It was for, like, guys that put together, like, a career, and then they're finally gonna get their first Letterman.
02:25:10.000 You know, that's what that was.
02:25:11.000 It was like, you're doing stand-up seven, eight, nine, ten years by then, right?
02:25:14.000 But this is, like, guys that are just starting, and it's such a ballsy move.
02:25:18.000 When you got people like Ally Makovsky who go from doing a minute every week when she was, like, how old was she?
02:25:24.000 19 when she first got on the show.
02:25:26.000 Crazy!
02:25:26.000 Crazy!
02:25:28.000 To, you know, doing giant fucking places with us.
02:25:32.000 Wild!
02:25:32.000 And now headlining on the road.
02:25:34.000 It's really weird.
02:25:36.000 It's really weird to see.
02:25:37.000 It's cool.
02:25:38.000 You know, it's like, because it's happened before, where people, you've seen them go from open mic-er to being a successful comedian.
02:25:47.000 But it seems to happen more regularly, and more, it's like there's a path.
02:25:54.000 It seems like there's an actual path now.
02:25:57.000 And that's one of the things that I think something like Kill Tony provides.
02:26:00.000 It's like now people say, look what everybody's done.
02:26:03.000 Look what Hans Kim has done.
02:26:04.000 Look what William Montgomery's done.
02:26:05.000 Look what David Lucas has done.
02:26:06.000 There's a fucking clear path.
02:26:08.000 And if you can get on that show and do well and then get on it again and do well again, like, dude!
02:26:14.000 And unlike The Tonight Show and America's Got Talent and Last Comic Standing, there's no notes.
02:26:19.000 You don't have to be clean.
02:26:21.000 It's just about being funny.
02:26:23.000 Both Aaron Lyle, Jared Nathan, William, David, Hans, they all push the limits.
02:26:29.000 This is like what comedians know is...
02:26:32.000 You know, what people want to see.
02:26:34.000 They want to go have fun.
02:26:35.000 They want to have a naughty night.
02:26:37.000 They don't need woke and, you know.
02:26:40.000 You can't do woke in a minute.
02:26:42.000 Right.
02:26:42.000 It's not going to work.
02:26:43.000 Uh-uh.
02:26:43.000 Like this whole idea that you're going to project your social values onto the audience and it's going to make them like you more and agree with you more.
02:26:49.000 People tried.
02:26:50.000 We had a girl that came on yesterday.
02:26:53.000 She was like six foot four, purple hair.
02:26:57.000 You know, I mean, it just seemed dangerous.
02:27:00.000 I'm like, oh boy, here we go.
02:27:02.000 And then she's just talking about how she gives the craziest blowjobs and all this.
02:27:07.000 I'm like, oh, thank God.
02:27:09.000 That was close.
02:27:11.000 That's just an odd look.
02:27:13.000 Yeah.
02:27:14.000 The social justice comedy, you just can't really do it in a minute.
02:27:18.000 You have a minute to just do the thing that you want.
02:27:21.000 What you want to do is when you see someone go up there and have a minute that fucking kills.
02:27:25.000 And the professional comedians are clapping, and you're clapping, and you're like, that's really good.
02:27:30.000 Like, how long have you been doing it?
02:27:30.000 Like, that's what everybody wants.
02:27:32.000 And if you can get that going, man, like, that's, it's a beautiful cornerstone to comedy, because it's like the perfect, like, the perfect launching pad, but also like the perfect, like, I don't want to say battleground, but it is kind of a battleground for your own ideas.
02:27:48.000 You've got to figure out how to really just make it funny.
02:27:51.000 When you're putting a set together, maybe try it one time and you realize it's too much words, or you're setting it up, or it's too clunky.
02:27:59.000 You'll figure it out.
02:28:00.000 But you're duking it out with all these other people that are trying to do it too, so there's a lot of pressure.
02:28:06.000 So you're only gonna get one minute and there's a hundred people plus signing up for a few spots and You know it's random like when you decide to reach into that bucket who the fuck knows you're gonna get you just look in there You're not even looking you look at you know just putting your hand in there pulling something out We found every single one of them.
02:28:22.000 It's totally random It's totally random and some guys get to go up more than once and some girls get to go up more than once and it's it's It's a building ground, like, that's not like anything else that's ever been around before.
02:28:34.000 It's beautiful.
02:28:35.000 I mean, just last week we had Roseanne on, and she's telling these people, one after the other, the most perfect advice.
02:28:45.000 Just clear-cut, like, It's wisdom that you just cannot make up.
02:28:51.000 You can't write it.
02:28:52.000 And even the people that were doing good, she's like, yeah, you could do good doing jokes like that, or that tells me that you could do even better by looking within yourself, you know?
02:29:03.000 If you're doing that with being that surface level, then what do you really have inside?
02:29:09.000 And she was just crushing.
02:29:11.000 And who better in the world than Roseanne Barr?
02:29:14.000 Someone that literally did that.
02:29:17.000 She took her own thing.
02:29:19.000 She wasn't like everyone else.
02:29:21.000 She still isn't like anyone else.
02:29:23.000 And she showed that you could have a crazy career by just being yourself and writing what you know, the story that you can tell.
02:29:32.000 Yeah, it's a cool thing to have, man.
02:29:35.000 You guys have put together something really cool.
02:29:37.000 She offered a full-time mentorship to that Aaron Belisle kid.
02:29:40.000 A mentorship?
02:29:41.000 Yeah.
02:29:41.000 She goes, you can call me anytime.
02:29:43.000 I'm going to give you my number.
02:29:44.000 Whoa.
02:29:45.000 And he literally, they literally did.
02:29:46.000 He asked me yesterday, he's like, you know, when do you think I should hit up Roseanne?
02:29:50.000 Do you like how you use your thumbs?
02:29:52.000 Oh yeah, I didn't even realize I did that.
02:29:55.000 Jimmy Carter thing.
02:29:57.000 That's awesome.
02:29:58.000 Yeah.
02:29:59.000 Beautiful.
02:30:00.000 It's been cool having Ron White around too.
02:30:02.000 Yeah.
02:30:03.000 The godfather.
02:30:04.000 Hell yeah.
02:30:05.000 He's such an important person.
02:30:08.000 Yeah.
02:30:09.000 You know, such an important guy to have around too.
02:30:11.000 And he's always working on new stuff.
02:30:13.000 Always working on new stuff.
02:30:15.000 It's one of the cool things about Ron White.
02:30:16.000 Never sleeps.
02:30:17.000 Couldn't believe it.
02:30:18.000 Last week I saw a new 10 minutes.
02:30:21.000 I'm like, fuck.
02:30:22.000 Yeah, new notes.
02:30:23.000 He's excited.
02:30:25.000 He's energized about comedy.
02:30:26.000 He's really excited about the club opening, too.
02:30:29.000 He's pumped.
02:30:30.000 It's happening.
02:30:31.000 It's wild.
02:30:32.000 Yeah, hanging around there today was eerie.
02:30:34.000 Yeah.
02:30:35.000 Why is that?
02:30:36.000 Because it just feels so real.
02:30:37.000 Yeah.
02:30:38.000 I mean, it's about to happen.
02:30:40.000 We've been talking about this for two years.
02:30:42.000 We had a place originally, and that fell apart.
02:30:46.000 And then we found this perfect spot.
02:30:49.000 And then we realized that we had to...
02:30:51.000 Renovate it and do it the right way would get one shot at this Let's not half ass this thing and half open it up all fucked up.
02:30:57.000 Let's let's do it the best we could do it It's so you also there's so many little touches that you know like like quotes with Diaz on it and stuff Yeah, there's a quote right when you're leaving the green room.
02:31:08.000 It's in neon and it says get it together bitch Joey used to say that every time you gotta go on stage.
02:31:15.000 Get it together, bitch.
02:31:17.000 And the bar in it is so beautiful.
02:31:19.000 Spaceships.
02:31:20.000 Yeah, it's pretty dope.
02:31:22.000 We're excited.
02:31:22.000 So that'll be happening soon.
02:31:24.000 And we were going over where to do Kill Tony there.
02:31:27.000 Yeah.
02:31:29.000 We were hanging out there today.
02:31:32.000 And that's the front.
02:31:34.000 It's pretty wild.
02:31:36.000 Love it.
02:31:37.000 They did an amazing job putting this together.
02:31:39.000 So, any day now, we go.
02:31:42.000 Very exciting, very exciting.
02:31:44.000 Yeah, it's pretty wild.
02:31:46.000 It's been a lot of fun, boys.
02:31:48.000 Hell yeah.
02:31:48.000 It's been a lot of fun.
02:31:50.000 I'm glad we're all out here together.
02:31:51.000 Yes.
02:31:52.000 Really are.
02:31:53.000 I'm glad we're all out here together and there's so many of us now.
02:31:56.000 It's such a good community.
02:31:57.000 We're so lucky.
02:31:59.000 We're so lucky that we picked the right time and the right place and it all came together like there was a giant magnet drawing us here.
02:32:06.000 Yep.
02:32:07.000 It's a blast.
02:32:09.000 It's been really fucking fun.
02:32:11.000 And what you guys have done with Kill Tony has been amazing.
02:32:14.000 Going there on a Monday night and watching that rabid crowd.
02:32:16.000 I mean, you guys have some of the most...
02:32:20.000 Excited fans.
02:32:21.000 They're so pumped for those shows.
02:32:23.000 It's like, I mean, when I was there, people had flown in from Berlin.
02:32:27.000 Like, what?
02:32:28.000 You guys flew in from Berlin?
02:32:31.000 It's nuts.
02:32:32.000 It's weird when you think about where you guys started.
02:32:35.000 Remember those belly room shows?
02:32:37.000 Yeah.
02:32:38.000 I remember doing those back in the day.
02:32:40.000 And to go from the belly room to what's happening now.
02:32:44.000 The small room at the Ice House, I think, was your first appearance.
02:32:47.000 I think you're right.
02:32:47.000 The little room.
02:32:48.000 That's right.
02:32:49.000 Oh my god, have you seen the Ice House rebuild?
02:32:52.000 No, I haven't.
02:32:52.000 It just opened back up.
02:32:53.000 It looks like a whole different place.
02:32:55.000 Where my studio used to be, I think they made that whole waiting room.
02:33:00.000 They just did everything.
02:33:02.000 They spent millions of dollars.
02:33:04.000 Oh, yeah.
02:33:04.000 Well, the Lakers guy has tons of money.
02:33:06.000 Is there a video of what the new Ice House looks like?
02:33:09.000 Yeah, I think on their Instagram they had it.
02:33:12.000 I was worried that they were going to ruin that room because that room was so good.
02:33:15.000 It really was.
02:33:16.000 Yeah.
02:33:17.000 I don't know what they did.
02:33:18.000 I hope they didn't glitz it up too much.
02:33:20.000 There was something about that room.
02:33:22.000 There was the grittiness to that room that was similar to the grittiness from the Comedy Store, just different.
02:33:26.000 It was like the suburb version.
02:33:28.000 Yeah.
02:33:29.000 You know, there was like a...
02:33:30.000 Look how beautiful it is.
02:33:32.000 Yeah.
02:33:33.000 Was that Margaret Cho?
02:33:34.000 She's so funny.
02:33:35.000 I like her.
02:33:36.000 And so what does it look like outside of the stage?
02:33:39.000 Because the stage, it's hard to see.
02:33:40.000 Yeah, they had like a video of them walking around.
02:33:44.000 Bill Burr was just there the other day.
02:33:47.000 Hmm.
02:33:48.000 Yeah, I think it's before this, if there is.
02:33:50.000 I didn't see much up here.
02:33:51.000 That's what I was looking down.
02:33:54.000 So it's been open for how long now?
02:33:56.000 About two weeks, I think.
02:33:58.000 Good lineups.
02:34:00.000 Yeah.
02:34:01.000 Bill Burr, Pete Holmes.
02:34:03.000 I was supposed to go out there.
02:34:06.000 That's where I used to do the secret show all those years.
02:34:09.000 That's where Thunder Pussy started, too.
02:34:11.000 Thunder Pussy, which I want to bring back.
02:34:24.000 It's been a wild ride, boys.
02:34:26.000 I'm excited.
02:34:27.000 Like I said, I'm excited we're all here together.
02:34:29.000 I'm excited that we're all here together in this weird, very unusual moment, you know?
02:34:35.000 We get to enjoy this.
02:34:36.000 It's a lot of fun.
02:34:38.000 But I just want to say thanks for coming on.
02:34:40.000 It's always great to hang with you guys.
02:34:42.000 And genuinely, as a fan of comedy, I think what you guys are doing with Kill Tony is huge.
02:34:47.000 It really is.
02:34:48.000 It's like one of the best places ever for a person to start out and do stand-up.
02:34:52.000 Thank you.
02:34:53.000 Thanks.
02:34:53.000 Thanks for making it.
02:34:55.000 All right.
02:34:56.000 Bye, everybody.
02:35:09.000 Thank you.