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00:03:09.000They would take amyl nitrate and somehow or another it helped them relax during sex.
00:03:16.000Something, I don't remember what the, but apparently amyl nitrate's really bad for you, like destroys your immune system, destroys you, like it's really bad, gives you brain damage.
00:03:27.000You know, it doesn't seem like, you know, there's some drugs that people will defend, you know, they'll talk about the beauty of heroin.
00:03:33.000Like, there's no one out there defending amyl nitrate.
00:06:20.000I can remember days like when I would work like three different kind of jobs.
00:06:25.000I'd like deliver newspapers, drive limos, and I would do, you know, occasionally I'd do construction if something came up and I could get away with doing it during the day, but I was always tired.
00:07:19.000Kids like that have zero desire for order.
00:07:23.000Like, you're out there wilding with these other fucking ten-year-olds out in the street lighting buildings on fire accidentally and finding fireworks.
00:07:53.000And she was like, it was developed to turn people who are like these rural people into factory workers.
00:08:00.000They were literally gearing education when they started public education to prepare these wild folk and put them in factories.
00:08:10.000If you think about the kind of people that were alive, that were living in rural Columbus, Ohio, outside of Columbus, where you guys are from, in the 1900s.
00:08:41.000Youngstown was the number one steel producing city in the world through the like 30s 40s 50s and then one Monday it all closed so like everything that even it was built around was fucked completely like everything that their work ethic everything was just always go to high school and then you work in the steel mill your dad worked in the steel mill his dad How old were you when this was going down?
00:09:06.000It was before I was born, but the dilapidation that it left left this.
00:09:11.000Well, there was no, like, you can go chase your dreams.
00:09:29.000It's such a bad vibe for a child to grow up in that kind of a shattered dream vibe like a Detroit, Michigan after the factories got pulled out of there.
00:09:40.000Like that Flint, Michigan documentary that Michael Moore did, Roger and Me, is amazing.
00:10:43.000Was it designed – it seemed like it was designed for structure and to get people to pay attention to rules.
00:10:48.000This article says that – that article is saying that they modeled the system after Prussia's – the United States adopted Prussia's school system, but that then goes and says that Prussia was not a highly industrialized – Country or interesting during that time period.
00:11:03.000So the the accuracy of it seems a little off is kind of what I'm getting at.
00:11:12.000It says here is in 2012 the American education model was actually copied from the 18th century Prussian model designed to create docile subjects and factory workers.
00:11:22.000For what it's worth, Prussia was not highly industrialized when Frederick the Great formalized his education system in the late 1700s.
00:11:30.000Very few places in the world were back then.
00:11:32.000Training future factory workers, docile or not, was not really the point.
00:11:36.000Nevertheless, industrialization is often touted as both the model and the rationale for public education system past and present, and by extension, it's part of a narrative that now contends that schools are no longer equipped to address the needs of a post-industrial world.
00:11:51.000I looked it up because I've seen some other people, and I've started doing it too.
00:11:56.000When I see something crazy on TikTok that seems like a wild fact, I'm like, holy shit.
00:13:29.000Charges were filed Tuesday against a man caught on video attacking drivers in Los Angeles with a metal pole.
00:13:34.000Prosecutors also revealed that Nathaniel Rademach had a previous road rage arrest in which steroids were allegedly found in his car.
00:13:44.000Rademach, 36, pleaded not guilty Tuesday to four counts of assault by means of force to produce great bodily injury, four counts of criminal threats, and one felony count of vandalism.
00:17:33.000The only laugh I got the set was from a door guy or whatever because a fruit fly went in front of me real slow in the lights and it was all lit up.
00:17:40.000I go, even the fruit fly is getting out of here.
00:17:42.000But that is the craziness of Mitzi Shore.
00:17:44.000How could she say no to Jerry Seinfeld?
00:17:48.000Even when he went there, he was already a solid comic.
00:17:53.000And that's the thing that they say is that when you used to tell Mitzi, like, oh, this guy's a big deal from New York, that she'd be like, well, I'll see for myself.
00:18:01.000Dude, the guy who used to book the store told me it's kind of better if you start off at the store.
00:18:05.000Like, Mitzi knows you're already a headliner, so she's going to make you a non-paid regular.
00:18:26.000And it makes you wonder, like, is part of her brilliant, was part of her brilliant madness knowing that the way to bring out the most in Seinfeld was to do that, perhaps.
00:18:39.000She was very outspoken about it to my face, Seinfeld said.
00:18:43.000It's funny because she said to me, she said, You know, you're the kind of person that needs someone to step on you, and I'm going to be that person.
00:20:02.000I'm like, oh, this is probably how he writes.
00:20:05.000Because at that time I was already thinking about doing stand-up.
00:20:09.000But I was like, oh, he's thinking this is how he writes like he comes up with ideas by people like throw a thing at him and off the cuff because he's already murdering for an hour.
00:23:24.000There's not like a school you can go to make you a better stand-up comic.
00:23:28.000You can learn things in regular school and you can apply them to stand-up comedy, but the only way to do stand-up comedy and learn how to do it is you have to do it.
00:23:37.000The fact that we have to do it in front of a crowd, you can't even practice it.
00:23:41.000There's nothing you can do by yourself.
00:23:44.000And even on the road, those other clubs don't run like the store.
00:23:47.000There's not 16 headliners in each room, you know what I mean?
00:23:51.000So if you're lucky, you might be able to maybe work at a place where there's one headliner coming in.
00:23:57.000Walking probably straight into the green room, doing the shows, and then probably leaving right afterwards.
00:24:02.000Well, think about the show we did at the Vulcan.
00:24:04.000Think about the show where you got Hans Kim, and then you got David Lucas, and then you got Mark Norman, and then you got Ari Shafir, then you got Shane Gillis, then you got you, then you got me.
00:24:55.000You know, like, full-blown is such a street term for someone really being fucked up by AIDS. But if, like, well, Tony, you've got full-blown AIDS. If your doctor said that to you, like, what a disrespectful doctor to use the term full-blown AIDS. Bro, you got full-blown AIDS. They'd be like,
00:25:39.000There's this medicine that's been really helping.
00:25:41.000Yeah, I don't know what it is, but the thing about, like, they had already come up with protease inhibitors and all these things that prevented people from getting really sick.
00:25:51.000Like, remember Jeff Scott had it forever.
00:25:54.000A fifth person is likely cured of HIV, and another is in long-term remission.
00:25:59.000One case involved a man with cancer underwent a specialized stem cell transplant.
00:26:05.000The other involved a woman who received immune-boosting therapies as part of a clinical trial.
00:26:10.000So this is different results from different studies.
00:26:14.000So doing a couple of different methods.
00:26:16.000And also likely cured is a little bit of a term, right?
00:26:19.000Like imagine being that guy's boyfriend and he's like, good news, babe, I'm likely cured.
00:26:32.000It's like for gay guys, you just gave them the fucking tutu, give them that green light.
00:26:36.000If you give them a fucking pill that they could take and you definitely won't get AIDS, oh my god, they're going to try so hard to get AIDS. They're going to go hard.
00:26:46.000I think about how those must be getting thrown around like parade candy on Santa Monica Boulevard.
00:30:27.000And then there was a woman who recently saw photos of this Sam person and she is like, I think she's a designer and she had very specific one-of-a-kind clothing That had gotten stolen.
00:30:49.000That person with the beard and the shaved head and lipstick and everything, they're playing with the rules.
00:30:54.000I'll tell you, there's not enough boner pills in the world.
00:31:00.000So this person, Sam, has been stealing women's luggage, like not just one, but they've caught multiple times this person, Sam, on video stealing luggage, and this woman who said from 2018, see if you can find that story,
00:31:15.000the story of this woman who was a designer from 2018. There it is.
00:31:19.000So she had these very specific pieces that were missing, and then she sees this person wearing her shit, this person who works for the fucking White House.
00:31:46.000Okay, former Department of Energy official Sam Brinton has been had been contained in her luggage.
00:31:54.000She reported missing on March 9 2018 at the Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport and then you see this person so she's a Houston based Tanzanian fashion designer.
00:32:11.000So so she saw her fucking clothing It's one of a kind clothing that she designed and she's seeing this person who stole it who works for the fucking White House.
00:32:23.000Two separate airports and notice he appeared to be wearing her clothes in several photos.
00:32:30.000Compson said she had packed the same clothes in a bag that vanished back in 2018. So this person's been doing this forever just stealing girls clothes from the airport and then trying the mom when they get home.
00:32:41.000There's a thing called autogynephilia, and it's men who are turned on by dressing like women, but they're heterosexual, but they're turned on by dressing like women.
00:32:52.000They like to dress and maybe even behave like a woman, and they get aroused by it.
00:33:10.000That there's been men forever who like to dress up like women and it gets them sexually aroused.
00:33:16.000Now it's they're in the same category as people that identify with being a woman like if you're like a legitimate trans person And I know a lot of them.
00:34:34.000Well, it could also just be she had multiple pieces, and you show photos of one of her pieces similar to the other one that he was wearing, but it makes sense.
00:34:41.000I mean, if a person's been busted more than once stealing chicks clothes, but that's like a kink thing, man.
00:34:47.000That's not a poor person that needs clothing.
00:34:49.000That's not a person in desperation trying to feed their family.
00:36:52.000My favorite episode of South Park of all time, Lemmy Winks, is when Mr. Garrison finds out that you can get a lot of money if you get fired for doing gay stuff.
00:37:03.000So he keeps trying to outdo himself and be gayer and gayer and the people keep talking about how brave he is and then finally brings in Mr. Slave and he shoves a gerbil up Mr. Slave's ass and the whole episode turns into this adventure of the gerbil because the rectum closed.
00:37:18.000The gerbil has to make his way all the way through the mouth.
00:39:24.000It's such a wild time where people are getting so upset about so many different things like there's a it's like a fever pitch out there Whether it's Ukraine and Russia or COVID or fucking the climate.
00:39:37.000It's like whoo Like everybody's like right there all the time We need to chill the fuck out as a nation Yeah, right Yeah.
00:41:58.000Did you see the White House press secretary lady the other day?
00:42:00.000She was touting all the different Like minorities and all the different people of you know all the different women how many women work for the White House now a record number of people in the LBGTQ community work in the White House like so like all these things that Okay How are they doing?
00:42:25.000That's not what most people care about.
00:42:27.000And if you're lesbian and you're great at your job, awesome.
00:42:30.000If you're gay and you're great at your job, awesome.
00:42:33.000But that shouldn't be all we're hearing about.
00:42:36.000Shouldn't be all we're hearing about is your identity, the identity politics thing, like as if somehow or another doing that is great for everybody.
00:42:44.000Do you think about that when you look for anything good?
00:42:48.000Do you think about like, well, I hope the staffing there is very diverse.
00:42:53.000Whoever the fuck is there is the best at whatever the fuck they do.
00:43:41.000And if there's like a real problem With people of one group or another group not getting the opportunities, then we should address that because that's the real problem.
00:43:52.000Everybody's at each other's throats for the wrong things when the real things are you have these massive communities of disenfranchised people like Youngstown, like where you grew up, like Detroit, like Baltimore.
00:44:08.000There's places like that all over the country.
00:44:10.000And we just sent how many billions of dollars to Ukraine?
00:44:14.000Did we always have that money laying around?
00:44:44.000If you want to fix the way people think about each other, if everybody had a decent chance, pretty much everybody had a decent chance, Like the whole country, you'd have way less problems!
00:44:56.000You got places where people are fucked from the jump, and no one's doing anything to stop that.
00:45:02.000No one's doing anything to try to help.
00:45:04.000That's the real problem in this country.
00:45:06.000It's not, like, most people don't give a fuck who you are.
00:45:11.000They just like you to be good at what you do, and they like you to be fun to be around.
00:45:45.000I don't know if you get there by forcing people to get hired because they're a certain race, or a certain gender, or a certain anything.
00:45:53.000You've got to get to the point where all these people have the same sort of crack at it, so then it just becomes a meritocracy, like a real meritocracy.
00:46:03.000Because that's the argument against it.
00:46:05.000It's like it's not a meritocracy if people experience racism or sexism or if people grow up disenfranchised and they grow up in bad areas.
00:46:14.000They deserve a little bit of an extra help and maybe they should be hired first.
00:46:20.000That's the thought process behind it, but I think that encourages someone who's not as good to succeed.
00:46:28.000And I don't think that's good for anybody.
00:46:30.000I think the best people should succeed.
00:46:33.000We just have to figure out how to make that fair.
00:46:35.000But the best people should succeed in everything.
00:46:39.000That's the way we get better at stuff.
00:46:41.000The NFL, I'm sure you probably know about this, but they have a very, very interesting thing that they're doing where you literally get better, what is it, draft picks or something based on how many black coaches you have.
00:48:25.000There's a few companies that are putting on these events, like Predators putting on these events, and Matchroom Poole, and they're streaming them live online.
00:51:39.000What do you think would happen, like, if chemicals were burned and they went into the clouds, would they stay in the clouds?
00:51:45.000I think back to the movies of, like, the Dirty Waters just came out where they're looking into, like, you know, chemical companies and people getting fucked up and there's giant lawsuits that go on forever.
00:51:54.000Aaron Brockovich thing, I think, was a similar situation.
00:51:57.000People getting fucked up from some chemical company.
00:54:13.000What could be true is that the deregulation is bad, and what also could be true is that Trump wasn't responsible for this particular crash.
00:54:24.000This is one thing he can do to express support for reversing the deregulation that happened on his watch.
00:54:30.000I heard him say he had nothing to do with it, even though it was in his administration.
00:54:34.000So, if he had nothing to do with it, and they did it in his administration against his will, maybe he can come out and say that he supports us moving in a different direction.
00:54:44.000That seems very reasonable, doesn't it?
00:54:48.000White House has blamed Republican lawmakers in the Trump administration for lax railway and environmental regulations in the aftermath of the derailment.
00:54:55.000White House has pointed to a 2021 letter from the Republican Senators to the Federal Railroad Administration urging the agency to expand the use of automated track inspection and pointed to a Republican Study Committee proposal to cut to government funding to address chemical spills.
00:55:15.000Hmm That's a weird way the pros proposal to cut to government funding I think it's just a typo there Additionally Politico reported the Trump administration rolled back several safety measures for railways including regular Safety audits and an Obama era rule that required faster brakes on trains carrying flammable materials Dude,
00:58:24.000Yeah, so the facts in the days since the February 22nd plane crash some social media users have falsely claimed the aircraft was transporting environmental scientists to East Palestine where a freight train derailment earlier in the month prompted officials to intentionally release and burn toxic vinyl chloride to avoid the danger of an uncontrolled blast.
01:01:09.000They have a heart attack or something like that.
01:01:11.000But I think there's probably deaths that you can absolutely attribute to boner pills.
01:01:15.000If you think of all the people out there, all the crazy fucks that try to drink a gallon of whiskey and fucking smoke 50 packs of cigarettes, just people that go hard.
01:01:25.000If they go hard with the rhino pills, I want to know how many will kill you.
01:01:28.000Imagine if the guy's like, fuck, bro, I'm going out with Heidi tonight.
01:03:33.000Right here, January 2023. Super gonorrhea has reached the US. Holy shit.
01:03:38.000Super gonorrhea has infected people in the US. It says Massachusetts officials have reported two cases of gonorrhea that are resistant or less susceptible to all known antibiotics used to treat it.
01:03:56.000Super gonorrhea has infected people in the United States for the first known time.
01:04:00.000This week, Massachusetts public health officials announced the discovery of two gonorrhea cases appearing to display increased resistance to all known antibiotic classes that can be used against it.
01:04:11.000These cases were thankfully still curable, but it's the latest reminder that this common sexually transmitted infection is becoming a more serious threat.
01:04:43.000When gonorrhea is left untreated, it raises the risk of more serious complications like damage to the reproductive tract in women and swollen testicles in men, both of which can lead to infertility.
01:08:03.000But the greatest moment he ever had was on the Geraldo Rivera show, whatever the fuck the show was called, when he introduced the world to the Kennedy assassination video.
01:08:12.000Dick Gregory, who was a comic, Dick Gregory came on to the Geraldo Rivera show with the footage that he had obtained of the Kennedy assassination from the Zapruder film.
01:08:25.000So the Zapruder film was acquired, I believe, by Time Life.
01:08:29.000I think they were acquired by Life magazine.
01:08:31.000And they didn't do anything with it for a long time.
01:08:34.000And then he got it, and I want to say they aired it on TV. It was at least 10 years, if not 12 years after the murder.
01:09:23.000Okay, so when they watch it, you could see Geraldo Rivera react to it.
01:09:30.000Let's play it because this was the thing.
01:09:33.000The thing was a lot of people at that time, they're coming off of the Vietnam War, There's a lot of people that have a massive distrust of the government, and there's a lot of people that thought that Kennedy was assassinated by more than one person.
01:09:48.000There was all these rumors of people shooting from the grassy knoll, and there was all these conspiracy theories, but until you watch the actual video of the assassination, there was no confirmation that something was amiss.
01:10:00.000And you watch the video, and his head goes back into the left when he gets shot, and you're like, what am I looking at here?
01:11:24.000At the bottom of the screen, the head shot.
01:11:27.000That's the shot that blew up his head.
01:11:29.000It's the most horrifying thing I've ever seen in the movies.
01:11:32.000Now, the Warren Commission said that all of the shots were fired from behind by Lee Harvey Oswald, a lone assassin, firing at the President.
01:11:39.000And as you can see, clearly, the head is thrown violently backwards, completely consistent with the shot from the front right.
01:11:46.000Now, this is an extreme blow-up of just the President from the film.
01:17:34.000And the worst cars America's ever produced.
01:17:36.000This article about Zapruder says after walking away, he ran into a Dallas news reporter who was acquainted with Soros, who was a Secret Service agent, and they got them connected almost immediately.
01:17:52.000It says, offered to bring Sorrells to Zapruder's office.
01:17:55.000Zapruder agreed and returned to his office.
01:17:57.000McCormick later found Sorrells outside the sheriff's office at Maine and Houston, and together they went to Zapruder's office.
01:18:04.000Zapruder agreed to give the film to Sorrells on the condition that it would be used only for investigation of the assassination.
01:18:10.000The three then took the film to the television station WFAA to be developed after it was realized that WFAA was unable to develop Zapruder's footage.
01:18:20.000The film was later taken to Eastman Kodiak's Dallas processing plant later that afternoon where it was immediately developed.
01:18:27.000As the Kodachrome process requires different equipment for duplication than for simple development, Sapruder's film was not developed until around 6.30 p.m.
01:18:37.000The original developed film was taken to the Jameson Film Company, where three additional copies were exposed.
01:18:43.000These were returned to Kodak around 8 p.m.
01:18:47.000Sapruder kept the original plus one copy and gave the other two copies to Sorrels, who sent them to the Secret Service headquarters in Washington.
01:18:55.000So they had it immediately, and he held onto it for like 10 years, it looks like, right?
01:19:18.000They arranged to meet the following morning to view the film, after which Zapruder sold the print rights to Life for $50,000.
01:19:27.000Sorley was representing Time and Life on behalf of the publisher Charles Douglas Jackson the following day, November 24th.
01:19:35.000Life purchased all rights to the film for a total of $150,000.
01:19:41.000100, which is 1.3 million in today's money.
01:19:45.000The night after the assassination, Zapruder said that he had a nightmare in which he saw a booth in Times Square advertising, see the president's head explode.
01:19:54.000He determined that while he was willing to make money from the film, he did not want the public to see the full horror of what he had seen.
01:20:01.000Therefore, a condition of the sale to life was that frame 313, showing the fatal shot, would be withheld.
01:20:10.000Although he made a profit from selling the film, he asked that the amount he was paid not be publicly disclosed.
01:20:17.000He later donated $25,000, about $221,000 today, of the money he was paid to widow of officer J.D. Tippett, a Dallas police officer who was shot and killed by Lee Harvey Oswald 45 minutes after President Kennedy was killed.
01:21:26.000I wonder if there's like a version that has like one extra frame.
01:21:31.000Or if that's the version without the frame omitted.
01:21:35.000Either way, it's interesting how blurry it is, right?
01:21:38.000Yeah, it looked like shit, because I thought it was the time of the video, but then when they went back to the guests, the guests looked way better than the footage they were showing.
01:21:45.000Well, he was doing it on a little 8mm.
01:21:47.000You know, they have professional TV cameras in a giant studio with crazy overhead lights and the whole deal.
01:23:15.000All right, I'll go on Geraldo and we'll put this out to the public kind of thing.
01:23:18.000It's so interesting how when you get access to information like this and you find out things about the past and you realize like there's never been a time where everybody was on the up and up.
01:23:33.000Like now it's kind of more in your face because it's so easy to find out things and people are finding out things so much quicker and like a lot of these companies.
01:23:40.000And governments, they can't, like, hide things as easily.
01:23:44.000This says that the response to this showing of the video led to that church committee, which is what outed a whole bunch of stuff.
01:23:52.000The investigation on the intelligence activities by the United States, which resulted in the United States House Select Committee on Assassinations Investigation.
01:24:00.000I think that's where MKUltra came from, right?
01:24:27.000They were doing wild shit back then, man.
01:24:29.000Just dosing people with acid and studying them.
01:24:32.000They think, like, one of the suspicions that comes out of the chaos is that that guy, Jolly West, who was responsible for giving LSD to Manson, allegedly, they also have this guy visiting Jack Ruby after he killed Lee Harvey Oswald.
01:24:53.000And they think he might have just dosed the shit out of this dude.
01:24:57.000Like, he was saying that, like, Jews were on fire, and he was in hell, and, you know, there's demons, and, like, he went, like, full nutter.
01:25:34.000Fox News piece stated in April of 1964, a psychiatrist called Louis Jolin West visited Jack Ruby in his isolation cell in a Dallas jail.
01:25:48.000According to West's written assessment, he found that Jack Ruby was technically insane and in need of immediate psychiatric hospitalization.
01:25:56.000Those are conclusions that puzzlingly no one who had spoken with Jack Ruby previously had reached.
01:26:02.000Ruby had seemed perfectly sane to the people who knew him.
01:26:07.000Louis Joylin West pronounced him crazy, but what West did not say was that he was working for the CIA at the time.
01:26:14.000He was an expert on mind control and a prominent player in the now infamous MKUltra program in which the CIA gave powerful psychiatric drugs to Americans without their knowledge.
01:26:24.000So of all the psychiatrists in the world, what in the world was that guy doing in Jack Ruby's prison cell?
01:26:31.000Yeah, what in the world was he doing there?
01:28:47.000And I feel like what the scam was, was it was a way to launder money.
01:28:53.000So if somebody won the lottery, like say if you won the lottery and you won a million dollars, say, listen, I'll give you 1.2, you know, and you give that ticket to me.
01:29:03.000And then now I've gotten rid of a million dollars.
01:29:06.000I don't have to, you know, you know what I'm saying?
01:33:28.000It's like Tuesday, Friday, Wednesday, Saturday, or something like that.
01:33:31.000That big one, the biggest lottery payout ever that just happened, there's a guy saying that he stole it from him.
01:33:37.000So there's this whole controversy about that.
01:33:40.000Well, if you were a crazy person and you decided that someone stole it from you, all you'd have to do is accuse him of it, and the next thing you know, you're in court.
01:33:46.000And you're in court with some fucking guy dressed like Robert William Aprivao.
01:34:29.000You're one of the few, I just found this out, that, like, Brian Moses, me, you, are one of the few that he actually talked normal to.
01:34:36.000Oh, I had conversations with him about marijuana, because he was a marijuana advocate, and he was an attorney at one point in time in his life.
01:34:43.000He just had a mental health breakdown.
01:35:19.000And he would have to walk home when it was raining out, and he would take his shirts, because he wore the same shirt every day, and he would stuff plastic bags inside all the linings and cover everything with plastic bags.
01:35:32.000That's how he stayed dry while he was walking home.
01:37:28.000Dude, that guy used to have the craziest lighters.
01:37:30.000He'd sell you a lighter, and you'd press the button, and it would be like a girl's figure, and her bikini would light up in different colors.
01:38:31.000And the fact that it was on Sunset too, like Sunset's such a weird place.
01:38:36.000There's just so many hopes and dreams and it's like there was a thing about that club that no other club will ever be able to recreate.
01:38:44.000And that thing was that like that was our legitimate launching pad.
01:38:50.000Everybody knew that if you could get there, and if you could make it there, you could actually make it as a comic.
01:38:57.000There was this one place where it was just universally regarded as an epicenter of some of the all-time greats.
01:39:08.000Universally regarded and that it was in Hollywood and it was back at the time where that meant like you'd be in films and you'd be on television and it was like that stand-up was like a Pathway to all these other insane worlds that Robin Williams was in now, you know It was just a different place.
01:39:25.000There's no place ever gonna be like that No matter what we could do in Austin, it's going to be a different vibe.
01:39:38.000But that thing, that one thing, part of that thing, the lack of organization, the way it was so chaotic, that's some of the beauty of that thing.
01:39:46.000Some of the beauty of that thing was the nuttiness of it, that people would be hanging out in the back, smoking weed until 4.30 in the morning, just talking and laughing.
01:39:55.000You know, and then I'll see you tomorrow and then it was we'll see you tomorrow and we'd come back the next day and it was it was a Party as much as it was like a great place to perform.
01:40:05.000It was a great place to hang out with comics Yeah, it really by design the patio that wrapped around was insane like what an architectural monstrosity for artists and creativity like Because that's it.
01:43:36.000I don't know what that means, but they're saying it.
01:43:41.000You know, I don't know what they mean by low confidence.
01:43:43.000If you talk to biologists, like when Brett Weinstein has broken down why he believes it was a manipulated virus, he's saying that because he's a biologist who studied coronaviruses from bats.
01:43:59.000He actually studied the very animal that he's talking about.
01:44:04.000So when he explains why this doesn't make sense and why this, like, the structure of the thing has been altered, and when he's doing it, he's doing it from a very scientific perspective.
01:44:15.000And when you hear that, like, it's, duh.
01:44:19.000And it got him in trouble with YouTube.
01:44:21.000It got him in trouble with a lot of his friends.
01:44:23.000A lot of people got really crazy about it.
01:44:25.000They thought that saying that it was from a lab connected it to China, which connected it to Trump saying it came from China, which was bad.
01:44:35.000Because Trump called it the China virus and everybody was like, that's racist.
01:44:39.000And so even if you connect it to that, If you're wrong, like, if you're wrong about that, like, if you're the one that's saying, hey, this is a lab leak and it's not a lab leak and you're shaming those people, people get very upset at you.
01:44:53.000So you have to be really fucking clear before you say it came from China for sure, from a lab.
01:45:00.000And then when you find out that maybe the United States had a little bit involved in funding that type of research, you're like, what?
01:46:05.000Did you hear Woody Harrelson on SNL? Did you see that immediately after Woody Harrelson had that monologue on SNL where he's joking around about a drug company forcing you to take their drug?
01:46:19.000Right after it, the next day, there's all these hit pieces.
01:47:14.000It's SNL. But the fact that that got this immediate response where all these people defend the pharmaceutical companies.
01:47:21.000They're all jumping in and defending them.
01:47:24.000Like in unison, they're all anti-vaxxer, stoner.
01:47:29.000You know, instead of saying it sucked, instead of saying, hey, stick to acting, you know, it's like they all wanted to jump in to defend the vaccine.
01:47:39.000They all wanted to jump in to defend the pharmaceutical companies from this anti-vaxxer, stoner actor who's talking.
01:47:48.000It's just interesting that they all take that route.
01:47:52.000I get criticized in the monologue, but all taking that route.
01:48:27.000And so when he makes that joke and he talks about them buying all the media And then all the media responds as if they've been bought and paid for.
01:48:46.000I always look at both sides and CNN had it, but also CNN is owned by the same company that owns SNL. So it's tricky because they don't want to make them look bad.
01:50:44.000Anyway, and I told him that, and it was like a moment, you know what I mean, where I had this thing loaded up, and I go, Kingpin, by the way, I mean, I think that should have had an Oscar without a doubt.
01:50:54.000And he goes, I've always thought the same thing.
01:52:35.000We talked about it with Sam and Colby, but there's this couple that did a bunch of these stories, and they've made movies out of all of their interactions almost.
01:52:45.000Oh, so this is all like Poltergeist movies?
01:53:31.000There's something really fucking creepy about it.
01:53:34.000The marketing they did during the summer was crazy.
01:53:36.000They had people showing up at different sporting events, getting on camera, just standing there smiling for, like, nine innings of a baseball game.
01:55:51.000Yeah, I read a thing about how legalized prostitution lowers rapes and sexual crimes by an insane percentage.
01:56:02.000This is a new thing that just came out.
01:56:04.000I think legalized prostitution, if we were living in a place that had legalized prostitution always, it had always existed, I think we would all be pretty cool with it.
01:56:14.000I know that sounds crazy because you don't want your daughter, your sister, your mother to do that, but I think that, okay, while prostitution itself is legal, many activities associated with it, such as brothels, soliciting in a public place, and pimping are illegal.
01:56:28.000Prostitution Bill 2011 was introduced to regulate the industry and allow brothels in non-residential areas.
01:56:40.000Yeah, that's like Jim Jeffries had a joke about that, about his dad going to the brothel.
01:56:44.000But it's like when there's something like that has always existed, I think people would just, it would just be a normal thing.
01:56:54.000But when you try to make something legal that is illegal, people think their whole life of something is being a terrible thing and it's illegal.
01:58:58.000Yeah, but if, yeah, you could, if you think about, like, Gold digging is a fascinating thing when you see it so clear when it's like really obvious that this you know 26 year old bombshells dating an 80 year old billionaire like it's hilarious like but this is a deal There's a deal like he has access to incredible resources so much wealth things you couldn't possibly imagine But you gotta suck that old dick.
01:59:27.000What did you what was the old Anna Nicole?
02:00:15.000It's a little odd because, like, you can't go to, like, the 26-year-old that marries the 80-year-old billionaire and go, hey, do you really love him?
02:02:55.000It's been going on before the AI stuff, but people get called and they'll say that it sounds like someone they know, a child, whatever it is.
02:04:37.000But seriously, what can you tell us about your latest project?
02:04:40.000I have a horrible feeling about all this.
02:04:42.000I have a horrible feeling that we are about to enter an era where you will have no idea what's true.
02:04:50.000I have a horrible feeling just watching that.
02:04:53.000Just watching that, I was like, that would be a really good way for us to move into some new phase of reality if you had absolutely no idea What was true and what was not.
02:05:04.000You had no idea if someone did say that, or if that event actually did take place, or CGI. Can you imagine if there was a bunch of people out there saying that East Palestine was CGI? Morning, only to find that you weigh two pounds less.
02:08:45.000He played Vince, this crazy pool hustler that Paul Newman's character, Fast Eddie Felsen, the original character from The Hustler, makes a comeback in the world of pool.
02:08:55.000He got knocked out of pool by organized crime and that was the end of the movie The Hustlers that he could never go back to playing again.
02:09:01.000It was a little bit before my time but pool hall junkies hit me right at a cool place fresh out of high school into film The problem with pool all junkies is they can't really play pool.
02:09:12.000When you're watching them play pool, you're like, I'm not buying it.
02:10:50.000Yeah, like if you watch one of the this like the guy named Steve Mizorak He's like one of the greatest of all time and he was a big guy especially later in his life.
02:10:59.000He did those I think they're Bud Light commercials Some light beer commercial and it was him like doing trick shots on a pool table and he was a you know multiple-time world champion and In this one, he wasn't too big.
02:11:35.000He was still an amazing pool player, even as big as he was and as hard as it must have been to move around the table when you watched that guy move the ball around you.
02:12:12.000Like they all these breastfeeding videos with like really like tick tocky like sexy girls breastfeeding I've been just that's hilarious lighting my it's all sure somewhere someone must have once made all the balls on the break I'm sure but when you're watching those balls go on the break one thing that's disturbing to me is that they all seem to be kind of moving in around the same speed That doesn't usually happen This one's not real.
02:17:35.000We found out yesterday that he was at a pool party in Florida and he didn't bring a bathing suit so he went in his jeans but he did have swim goggles that he brought and a drone so he was in the swimming pool laughing Flying a drone with goggles on.
02:18:20.000It's one of the cool things about what you guys are doing with Kill Tony is you get to see a guy go from being first-timer on stage or first-timer on Kill Tony, been doing open mics, and then if you guys like him and make him a regular, then all of a sudden they're doing a minute every week,
02:18:37.000they develop fans, you put them on your shows, you go on the road with them.
02:18:43.000In Hans' case, he went all the way to arenas in like eight months of being around here.
02:18:48.000Being around here, what's interesting is that our last three regulars, David, Hans, and William, have all been doing it about eight years, right?
02:18:57.000But what's cool is we're kind of, the last few weeks, getting back to our roots, we just gave a golden ticket to a guy named Aaron Belial.
02:21:52.000And I look and I see him leaning against...
02:21:55.000The fence in the back, no drink, like he had just come in through the back door, can't move, can't get in.
02:21:59.000I go, I get him a drink, and we end up hanging out for hours, having the best time, because it turns out he's a great fucking communicator in Hang, because when you're at loud bars or a concert, he just fucking shows you.
02:23:47.000Who's also a Canadian the last two golden ticket winners which I think there's only been ten in ten years of doing this show Which means you can perform it on any show if you're ever there for the for eternity the last two I realized this last night while high as a kite after the show have both been Handicapped people from Canada they make Jared Nathan should tell everybody What exactly does he have?
02:24:12.000It's called globally delayed, but that basically means that he has a touch of everything.
02:24:18.000He's like all types of what we used to call the R word.
02:26:43.000Like this whole idea that you're going to project your social values onto the audience and it's going to make them like you more and agree with you more.
02:27:32.000And if you can get that going, man, like, that's, it's a beautiful cornerstone to comedy, because it's like the perfect, like, the perfect launching pad, but also like the perfect, like, I don't want to say battleground, but it is kind of a battleground for your own ideas.
02:27:48.000You've got to figure out how to really just make it funny.
02:27:51.000When you're putting a set together, maybe try it one time and you realize it's too much words, or you're setting it up, or it's too clunky.
02:28:00.000But you're duking it out with all these other people that are trying to do it too, so there's a lot of pressure.
02:28:06.000So you're only gonna get one minute and there's a hundred people plus signing up for a few spots and You know it's random like when you decide to reach into that bucket who the fuck knows you're gonna get you just look in there You're not even looking you look at you know just putting your hand in there pulling something out We found every single one of them.
02:28:22.000It's totally random It's totally random and some guys get to go up more than once and some girls get to go up more than once and it's it's It's a building ground, like, that's not like anything else that's ever been around before.
02:28:52.000And even the people that were doing good, she's like, yeah, you could do good doing jokes like that, or that tells me that you could do even better by looking within yourself, you know?
02:29:03.000If you're doing that with being that surface level, then what do you really have inside?
02:30:49.000And then we realized that we had to...
02:30:51.000Renovate it and do it the right way would get one shot at this Let's not half ass this thing and half open it up all fucked up.
02:30:57.000Let's let's do it the best we could do it It's so you also there's so many little touches that you know like like quotes with Diaz on it and stuff Yeah, there's a quote right when you're leaving the green room.
02:31:08.000It's in neon and it says get it together bitch Joey used to say that every time you gotta go on stage.