Comedian and podcaster Jamie Lynn Spears ( ) joins Jemele to discuss his new stand-up comedy special, You Are Enough, and why he hates watching his old comedy routines. He also talks about why he doesn t like watching old episodes of his old show, and what makes him cringe when he sees them. Finally, he talks about how he would shave his head if he had a shaved head, and how he doesn't have a good one. We also talk about what it's like to be a Muslim in America, and whether or not Muslims should be allowed to eat pussy. And of course, we talk about the Amish and how they don't eat pussy the way other Muslims do. Thanks for listening to this episode of the pod! Cheers, and Happy New Year, and God Bless You! -Jon Sorrentino and Matt Knost Thank you so much for being a part of this podcast, Jon and Matt, and your support of comedy and comedy, it means the world to us. - Thank you for being here, and supporting us, and we hope you enjoy the podcast. Jon & Matt - Matt and Jamie Thanks Jon & Jordan Don't forget to subscribe, like, share, and spread the word to your friends about this podcast and all the good vibes out there! We love you, and support us, Cheers! -Jon and Jordan - EJ & Jamie - P.S. <3 Jon & EJ. Tim . Jon and EJANTHORA Matt & Austin ( ) Jake EJON & AJ JON AND JAMIE & JAMY PODCAST AND JAMES and JACOB AKA: DANIE AND KEVIN BONUS EPISODES AND JOSH ENJOYING YOURSELF AND JEANIE LYANDS AND JAYNN TAYLOTTERY AND KELLY LYNN & KEROS CHEER AND KAROS AND KAYO THANK YOU, JAY & JAYE AND RYANNA AND PRAISE YOU ARE SO MUCH LOVE AND KIM AND KAMERIA AND POTTER
00:05:42.000It's that I think that tendency to just find a group of ideas that you will wholesale subscribe to is like built into us.
00:05:52.000I think it's a cultural thing like war.
00:05:54.000And I think when people don't have that, If they don't have Christianity or Islam or Buddhism or Judaism, whatever they don't have, they'll put it into something else.
00:06:07.000I think it's a normal part of being a person for some strange reason.
00:06:12.000Well, yeah, we were trying to find community all the time, right?
00:06:14.000We're seeking ways to make whatever our small group is be safe and maybe work with other like-minded groups.
00:06:21.000And when it comes to atheism, it's wild when people become fundamental about that.
00:06:26.000When you're devout to the idea of atheism, it's like, I don't think there's anything after this, but I'm also not going to become an apostate from any other ideas.
00:06:37.000I don't know why anybody would be sure one way or the other.
00:06:40.000Oh, I don't know, because you have to be, I think.
00:07:38.000I don't like when people do things because they are trying to cash checks in heaven.
00:07:42.000I do like it when you're just doing it because it's the right thing to do.
00:07:45.000Like when you give a homeless guy five bucks and he's like, God bless you, I'm the kind of dickhead who's like, there's no God involved in this.
00:07:52.000This is one man trying to help one man.
00:07:54.000I'm doing this because I think it's going to benefit you, not because I'm trying to get up to the big man.
00:07:59.000That's true, but maybe he's saying, God bless you, like he's so happy that you did that for him.
00:08:05.000It's the nicest thing he knows how to say.
00:08:07.000He really hopes good things happen to you as well.
00:08:25.000I have a friend in California, and she was a Mormon for a long time, and she decided to stop being a Mormon, and when she decided to stop being a Mormon, one of the craziest things that she said was, She goes, I realized that I was way more vulnerable to, like,
00:08:42.000weird culty stuff, like spirituality and yoga and that kind of...
00:08:46.000She goes, I felt like because I had accepted devout Mormonism my whole life, I hadn't questioned anything.
00:08:52.000That as an adult, questioned, like, I think she left in her late 30s or 40s.
00:08:58.000So, as an adult, like, she just became vulnerable to, like, kind of hucksters.
00:09:54.000And he's like, I have so many friends, and they're married, and then they get divorced, and they're not happy, and then the woman takes all their money, ha ha ha ha!
00:10:05.000And this woman said something to the tune of, well, you know, some women, they make money too.
00:11:37.000Tibet sticking out one's tongue is known as a traditional greeting stemming from a 9th century myth about an unpopular king with a black tongue.
00:16:22.000Right below that is a link to a longer piece that says, some researchers believe that kissing began millions of years ago as a result of mouth-to-mouth feeding.
00:17:20.000But if you're some wild dude at the bar, you might die.
00:17:23.000Secondly, kissing can also transmit syphilis, which may present as an oral canker.
00:17:31.000T-palladium can invade mucous membranes through abrasion.
00:17:34.000Therefore, oral canker can result from kissing with a syphilis patient.
00:17:42.000Therefore, kissing with a syphilis patient If you're that horny and you're in the fucking hospital with them, like, come on, just one kiss.
00:20:35.000There's a lot of interesting things that are attached to it, like the idea that babies come out so full of fat, whereas other babies of other primates are sinewy and muscular, and they can take care of themselves way quicker than we can.
00:21:08.000It's tough when a meathead is also, like, very well-learned, because then there's just, like, a bunch of stuff to be jealous of, you know?
00:21:15.000Like, the first time we met, I don't know if you remember this, we were in front of your beautiful comedy club, and it was Tim Dillon was there.
00:21:51.000I tried for like three years after that shit started happening.
00:21:53.000I would just be like getting high in a car and I'd feel like something fluttered in my chest and I'd be like, well, this is how I go down, waiting in line at Chick-fil-A. Maybe it was the Wings of Angels.
00:25:20.000Yeah, it's interesting, like, the different motivating factors that people get into when they get into comedy.
00:25:28.000What year were you when you thought about doing it?
00:25:31.000Dude, there's like a video of me as like a two or three year old sliding into the kitchen on my knees saying, I just flew in from Vegas and boy, my arm's tired.
00:25:40.000It was like a preconceived, like there's no thought.
00:25:43.000I'd have no memory of not wanting to be a comedian.
00:27:30.000I slept on a futon until I was 36. I don't fucking regret any of it.
00:27:35.000I was dating this woman, and I said I had a spot I had to go do, and it paid $8 at the comic strip during the week.
00:27:43.000Tuesday night, I went down there, and I came back.
00:27:45.000I tried out a new bit, and afterwards, I was at home in my apartment, and I was doing this silly dance in the kitchen because I had a new bit, and I was psyched because I had gone through this period where I wasn't coming up with any new material.
00:27:59.000And she was laughing, and then she got a sad look on her face, and I said, what's the matter?
00:28:03.000And she said, I wish I had a job where I only got paid $8, yet I came home and I did a silly dance in the kitchen.
00:28:12.000The responsible thing to do is to listen to your heart.
00:28:16.000It wasn't hard to work at the shitty job because I was always thinking about the exciting job I was going to do afterwards.
00:28:22.000And every night that I just went up on stage and if it just went moderately okay, I couldn't believe it.
00:28:40.000I had a dream and I was making it happen.
00:28:43.000And I still remember the first time I really went on stage and I actually got in the zone for what was considered a zone at the level comic I was.
00:28:55.000And I only was in the zone for about eight seconds.
00:28:59.000I was at Nick's Comedy Stop in Framingham on Route 9. It doesn't even exist anymore.
00:29:06.000And I just got on this roll of laughter that I was actually able to pause and fucking be in the moment and enjoy it rather than be like, Oh my God, what's my next joke?
00:31:24.000Yeah, because I was sitting in the back, and then the bus loaded up, and people were passing around bottles of gin, and I had a weed hash pen.
00:31:31.000So as soon as that gin bottle hit me, they all, like, looked at me, and I was like, And then I hit the weed pen and blew it out, and everyone was like, alright.
00:34:49.000Because the tinfoil hat 4chan-style conspiracy theory is that there's elite pedophiles that run the world, right?
00:34:58.000And I'm always reluctant to buy into that.
00:35:02.000But then I watch a few documentaries, and I read a few cases, and then you hear about the Epstein Island thing, and then he gets out of it the first time.
00:39:11.000Yeah, one, the first one was crazy, but then another one happened.
00:39:15.000First one, you know the, uh, it's an illusion, if you go, there's like a spike, and then there's like bags or cups over one of the spikes, and you gotta like figure out.
00:39:36.000And then another one, he jumped off of a very high thing into boxes and hit the ground and separated his shoulder and had to have doctors from the crowd come in and try to put it back in place in the middle of the show.
00:47:57.000Shallow grave in a very obvious place where people could photograph it with satellites when you're already some sort of intelligence operation.
00:49:59.000But then again, you also- Look, it's one thing if you're on the pedophile island, but if you riff and use the N-word, it's all over for you.
00:52:37.000You're doing it to people's houses and shit and property.
00:52:39.000Well, most of them don't do it to houses and property.
00:52:41.000They do it to abandoned buildings, which is fine, and they do it to structures under the LA River, which, like, who the fuck is going down there?
00:52:49.000Yeah, a lot of bridge pillars and shit.
00:53:23.000And so when he came to America, that's one of the reasons why he wanted to teach out here on the coast or out there on the coast is that he could surf all the time.
00:53:29.000And no one told him to not surf after the rain.
00:53:33.000Because apparently, when you surf after like heavy rain, like it's been raining right now, all the pollution from all the oil and all the cars and all the fucking Bottles and cans and everything.
00:55:56.000That's a car floating down the LA River.
00:55:59.000And that goes straight into the ocean.
00:56:01.000So all that runoff from all those streets and all those cities and all that pollution, I don't think there's a filter that stops it when it gets to the ocean.
01:00:19.000There's not a doubt in my mind that somewhere in his ancestry there was a bunch of people on a fucking boat waiting to cut people's heads off.
01:02:57.000So they went in there and they just cut all the heads off of 30,000 honeybees and then they got to the main hive and they ate all their babies.
01:06:33.000Terrence McKenna swore off of it when he was talking to a guy in an open-air market, and the guy thought that they were back at his house in the living room, and he realized somewhere along the line of the conversation that the guy didn't know where he was.
01:06:46.000Like, right now, in the moment, in an open-air market, he thought that he was in his apartment.
01:06:51.000That sounds like a fun thing to do here on the podcast.
01:11:00.000But I realized, like, we need it set up the right way for comedy.
01:11:05.000Like, there's part of, like, there's the hang, and then there's also, like, the ease of getting onto the stage, and there's, like, the making is optimum for the audience, and then optimum for the performance.
01:11:17.000And then making it so that young up-and-coming people have an easy way to get on stage.
01:11:23.000Everything is thought out perfectly, man.
01:11:25.000And also the fact that you have that open mic and all the door staff there are comedians, which is great.
01:13:03.000Like, if there was like a bomb-ass cheesecake, and all of a sudden, you know, some radical group, like Antifa, really got into the cheesecake, we'd be like, fuck this!
01:13:13.000And if the, like, if the Cheesecake Factory sent Antifa a cheesecake, you know, for ten more years of chaos, you know?
01:14:57.000No, man, I think that it's crazy when people get upset about that stuff because the people who get upset about that stuff value liberty and freedom so much, and they want to live their lives undeterred by anyone's rules.
01:15:08.000But they think that the company that they like is giving in to the woke agenda.
01:15:15.000Well, they think there is in like movies and television and media and commercials.
01:15:22.000And they're worried about it in universities.
01:15:24.000They're worried about it in schools and high schools and grammar schools.
01:15:29.000They're worried about it because there is some evidence that some people do try to indoctrinate children into views that maybe don't align with the parents' views.
01:15:38.000That's up to interpretation, but the question is like, is it appropriate for someone to be giving their politics or their cultural values that may be opposite of the cultural values of the parents, is it appropriate for this person who spends probably more time during the day with your kid than you do to do that to your kids all day long?
01:16:18.000And if they're getting indoctrinated and they don't want to be, that's the question.
01:16:23.000It's not saying that it happens all the time.
01:16:25.000There's just enough evidence of it where there's plenty of videos of people actually doing it.
01:16:29.000Like Project Veritas got a bunch of them and there's You know, the libs of TikTok got a bunch of them.
01:16:34.000It's like it's really a thing with some people that teach school, but not most of them.
01:16:39.000Most of them are great people who are educators and what they're trying to do and what they get satisfaction out of if they're good is they try to educate kids and they want them to have a good experience.
01:16:49.000So they look back and they remember, remember Mrs. Wilson's class?
01:18:02.000It's just that with cops, the consequences are so grave.
01:18:04.000And with kids, it's kind of a fucked up situation.
01:18:07.000Because if you're a parent and you're working all day and your kid's at school all day...
01:18:12.000And they're getting indoctrinated into a set of ideas that don't align with your values or don't align with your sense of the world or what you believe reality to be.
01:18:20.000What you want to teach in your home as well.
01:18:21.000Yeah, what you want to teach in your home.
01:18:24.000It's like, what is school supposed to do?
01:18:27.000Generally, it's supposed to educate children, but it's not necessarily supposed to...
01:18:30.000I think it's supposed to indoctrinate as well, though.
01:18:31.000I mean, it's supposed to put them in a situation where they understand regimented schedules.
01:18:35.000Well, that's what it was originally invented for.
01:18:38.000But if you ask someone what's the primary reason for education, it's to send these kids to school to teach them about life, teach them history, teach them how to do mathematics, teach them language, teach them art.
01:18:58.000And when you're doing this, but instead you're spending the entire class talking about different things that you think are wrong with the world or wrong with Donald Trump or wrong with trans people not being able to compete in the sport of their gender of choice.
01:19:21.000And these are things that maybe someone, if they were debating you in that moment, that was also an adult, might make you look really foolish.
01:28:07.000Well, you were saying like, I think I'm going to call the club, the rooms, Fat Man and Little Boy.
01:28:12.000But I'm a little worried people are going to be upset if they lost someone in World War II. And I was like, well, you know what else might piss some people off, Joe?
01:29:30.000He said if you just look at the size of the universe and if you look at all of the possibilities for life and how life could be advanced a thousand, a hundred thousand, a million years more than us, especially if they're in some sort of a stable environment where they're not in an asteroid belt or anything like that and they don't have Super volcanoes on their planet,
01:29:51.000If they got to a certain level, for sure they'd be able to visit.
01:29:55.000And if they did get to that level, they would be able to do things that we would think is magic.
01:30:01.000And that they would be able to go into the ocean, they'd be able to fly off at insane rates of speed and use methods of propulsion that we can't even understand.
01:30:31.000Yeah, imagine if there was a type of sloth or something in the Amazon that was in danger of dying and there was a lot of funding behind it and they went there and they wanted to try to rescue the sloth and figure it out.
01:33:59.000I love competition, and I have that jock in me still, but the whole one-on-one, man-on-man thing, I don't know if I would really, not even excel, but really enjoy it.
01:34:07.000It's not as aggressive as you think it is, especially with a good school.
01:34:12.000With a good school, it's really like you kind of flow.
01:34:15.000And you do it in a sense where you're not like exploding on each other.
01:34:18.000You're trying to learn the moves and execute the moves and the other person is trying to defend, execute their own moves.
01:35:06.000It does, but it's also a very unfortunate aspect of jujitsu that you occasionally are going to get a bad injury.
01:35:15.000And I know of people in MMA class that got paralyzed, particularly when someone goes for a guillotine.
01:35:23.000If someone shoots in for a double, sometimes guys will go for a guillotine, and if they catch the neck, and the guy who's shooting the double lands on his head...
01:35:31.000Yeah, and it has happened before, and guys have been paralyzed doing that.
01:35:34.000And I was reading this thing about judo dojos in Japan, and that deaths do happen, where guys get spiked on their head, they get thrown and slammed on their head.
01:35:55.000I don't want to say honorable because that's hacky, but there is like a commitment to craft over there that is unlike anything we have here.
01:36:00.000Yeah, especially in regards to martial arts.
01:36:03.000That culture really rewards that commitment to craft.
01:36:20.000And the thing is about that guy, they were trying to paint him that he was a total beginner.
01:36:25.000But the reality was he had years of wrestling and he had at least, I believe it was at least two years of jiu-jitsu.
01:36:30.000Two years of jiu-jitsu is not, I mean, it's a beginner in a sense, but it's not someone that doesn't know what they're doing, especially someone who's already done a couple of years of grappling.
01:37:20.000Well, my nose was fucked up for a long time, but like...
01:37:23.000Had some real problems with my back and my neck, bulging discs and shit that I had to get treated with stem cells and PRP and stuff like that.
01:37:33.000It's like you're signing up for a dangerous game.
01:37:36.000I think sports are very important for youth and I loved being on a team.
01:37:39.000I think being an offensive lineman made me a better host as a comedian because I was used to like never touching the ball and never getting the accolades.
01:37:46.000I literally think those translated, like those two skills.
01:37:58.000It made you, like, selfless in a way, you know?
01:38:00.000It's also, like, hosting is a very interesting job, too, because one of the things that it does is it allows you to get comfortable on stage and comfortable, like, with transitions, and it gives you, like, reps.
01:39:37.000And when we came back, also, she couldn't drive in snow, but that's another story.
01:39:40.000But when we came back, it was like immediate difference in being at altitude versus like, where we were at was like 8,000 feet above sea level.
01:40:27.000They used to be around my middle school all the time.
01:40:29.000We'd have to have indoor recess because there was mountain lions outside.
01:40:32.000In one of the places near where I was staying, this guy left his door, like, either partially ajar or the bear figured out how to get into his car.
01:42:27.000So if you want to be a YouTube Guys fan and go to see his shows, you don't care that he's not competent at comedy because you just want to get the fucking selfie with him after the show.
01:42:34.000Have you seen the meet and greets for those YouTube Guys shows?
01:42:37.000So they'll do like 35 minutes and then they'll do a Q&A typically and then there's like a two and a half hour meet and greet afterward where people come on, buy the t-shirt, take the picture.
01:44:50.000You have a linoleum floor and a bar for some reason.
01:44:53.000There's all those like terrible chairs that they brought in from a church, like the hard metal chairs that wrestlers would hit each other with.
01:51:32.000I used to do a frat gig in Boulder up at CU where they would make all the pledges, wear a pink hat, and it was just my job to go in there and pretty much MKUltra them.
01:51:41.000They would give me information on these kids and it was my job to roast them to the point of wanting to quit the fucking fraternity.
01:51:47.000And it paid like, you know, $800, and I was like, yes, this is the greatest in the world.
01:51:52.000So then you're just like, Chinese, wrong!
01:51:54.000Look at this guy, clearly gay, you know?
01:51:56.000And all the frat guys are in the back being like, yes, he's doing it, yes.
01:52:03.000Has two moms, lesbian parents, you know?
01:53:44.000And every day, Frenchmen would climb the tower and they'd get shot down or fall off until one of them got that fucking swastika off the tower.
01:54:58.000They called us out, saying that in telling the Capture the Flag story in the way that we did, we essentially condoned some pretty despicable ideology and behavior.
01:55:57.000When you're reading that or seeing that and listening to that, you just have internet wizards figured out a way to get to a spot where something annoying was on the internet.
02:01:18.000Dude, did you hear about the dude who ran the Discord cult?
02:01:21.000Where he would like, if you want to get in and be able to see photos of ladies like this, you have to send me a photo of yourself dressed up like a lady like this.
02:01:29.000That was like a way to prove that you were cool.
02:01:31.000And then he was blackmailing all these dudes being like, look, he's trans.
02:03:35.000It was cool to have, first of all, it was cool to have Louie in early because Louie gave me some really, really good advice and we fixed some things because of his advice.
02:03:45.000Like right before cement was about to be poured, We shrunk the stage in the little room.
02:05:27.000So that spot's going to be interesting to see if more comics start doing this, buying and opening clubs.
02:05:35.000I was with, damn dude, Shane's so fucking funny.
02:05:38.000I was with Shane last weekend, and he was talking about the club, and just like how, if you got a bunch of comedians in a room, like monkeys with a typewriter, they would hammer it out, and it would fucking look like your club.
02:06:31.000I think that's why the honey is working for me because this whole time I was sitting here thinking, I'm on the Joe Rogan experience and then the honey hit and I'm like, I'm just like trying to keep a cigar lit and drinking a beer with a cool guy.
02:08:01.000But in terms of English versus American, there's a few guys, like there's Ricky Gervais, and there's a few guys who could really do it, but it's a different style of communication over there.
02:09:27.000You know, like, talking in the green room, or it's fucking around after the show, going and having a drink, or getting something to eat.
02:09:35.000Like, that's, like, some of the most fun times I have.
02:09:37.000That's why we're the luckiest people, dude.
02:09:39.000Because everywhere you go, you hang out with the funniest people in that city.
02:09:42.000Yeah, but if you don't have that, if you're just in, you know, whatever, some weird town somewhere, and you start an open mic night, it's hard to get good.
02:10:01.000It's like you go on the road and then you meet someone really funny in like South Bend or Cincinnati and you're like, yo, dude, you got to get the fuck out of here.
02:10:07.000You got to go somewhere else because you're really funny and you're not going to get as funny as you can here.
02:10:12.000And there's also a thing that happens when comics get established and then they get their own audience and then they bring the weakest possible opening act and then they go on afterwards only in front of their audience and they look like a hero.
02:11:59.000But they're actually kind of intimate if it's in the round.
02:12:03.000Yeah, I don't necessarily think that an arena where the back is the stage and the audience is in front of you, like normal, is as intimate as a theater.
02:12:17.000It's less intimate than a theater, but more people.
02:12:20.000But when you're in the round, there's something about being in the round that's more intimate than a theater.
02:12:26.000It's really weird because you're surrounded by people and the people are seeing the other people.
02:12:32.000Like everybody sees everybody and everybody's enjoying.
02:12:34.000One of the things about laughter is it's contagious.
02:12:37.000When you're actually seeing, looking straight ahead at people laughing, it's kind of more fun.
02:12:42.000And there's like this weird sort of sense of like we're all here together having a good time thing.
02:12:48.000That is less apparent when behind you is just a stage wall.
02:14:09.000He was like, some lady came in and was super annoying in Australia, and then he said some shit to her, and she laughed, and I was laughing, and he was like, here's what people don't know.
02:14:18.000I'm a new money homosexual from Long Island.
02:15:30.000Dude, Tim and I, when we were on the road together, he would just, like, find a really expensive house and arrange a viewing of the house, and we'd go in and, like, waste some realtor's time for an hour.
02:15:40.000Like, she'd be like, and these are the windows, and he'd be like, very good, Charlotte, you know, and then she'd turn and he'd be like, dog shit, trash.
02:15:46.000I wouldn't even kill someone in this room.
02:15:54.000One time a lady took us upstairs and it was like, the downstairs was beautiful and the upstairs was just like leftover materials, total rush job.
02:16:03.000And she like grabs us and takes us into the bedroom and she points at the fire alarms and she's like, these are about to be the industry standard.
02:18:13.000The week after he moved here, we had a deep freeze where it fucking rained, freezing rain for like five days in a row and shut everything down.
02:19:50.000And then it said, also, Travis Tritt, and he's basically wearing, like, the most feminine, like, country leather outfit, like a blue leather outfit.
02:24:31.000There's just, like, people who are so obsessed with the idea of expressing themselves and they get mad at other people for doing the same thing because it weirds them out, dude.
02:25:17.000Well, the conversation about that that I've had with people, with religious people, particularly this one guy, was very weird because it was like his thought was at conception.
02:25:48.000But if I was a conspiracy theorist, if I was a real tinfoil hat guy, I would say, if I wanted to keep everybody fighting against each other, My chess move would be conservatives, get rid of Roe v.
02:26:06.000And then liberals, let's start pushing the most radical ideas and try to make them mainstream.
02:26:16.000The most radical ideas, like exorbitant taxes for the wealth, income inequality.
02:26:23.000Ignore all the money the same side that's pumping into the military-industrial complex.
02:26:29.000Ignore all the influence of the pharmaceutical companies.
02:26:32.000Just concentrate on social ideas and push them and get wacky people in your cabinet.
02:26:37.000Even if these people are totally incompetent, if you can say this is the most diverse cabinet that's ever been assembled, and that's what they do say, and then you got that fucking crazy dude with the beard who wears a dress who's non-binary, steals women's luggage, that fucking dude who's in the White House in charge of getting rid of nuclear waste or some shit.
02:26:57.000Fucking amazing, though, when stuff like that happens.
02:27:00.000If I wanted to keep people divided and not pay attention to centralized digital currency, which Tulsi Gabbard's freaking out about now, that they're trying to do that.
02:27:10.000If I wanted to keep people ignorant of that stuff, that's what I would do.
02:27:14.000I would move the cultural chess pieces in a way that I have the loudest fringe people on this side and the loudest fringe people on that side so that all the people that generally agree on most stuff don't ever get along because they're either on this side or that side and that side is represented by a dude with a beard and a dress who steals women's luggage and this side is represented by that fucking lady who assaulted me in Aspen.
02:27:40.000It's like, Trump's our real president.
02:28:41.000But the more time goes on, the more we look at this whole trend of the weather, the more it occurs to me, at least, that it's never been stable, ever, in the history of the world.
02:28:53.000It's all fucking like this and that, and it goes ice age, and it gets crazy hot, and it goes cold again.
02:29:55.000But there's also no ethical consumption under capitalism and all that fucking Marxist stuff, you know, that's like true but also sounds trite at this point.
02:30:02.000So it's like, I think that we'll be lucky if we make it to 100 years to see the seas boil without some kind of economic collapse crushing us so we're out there selling our holes for bullets in salt.
02:30:11.000Well, I think we're going to have an economic collapse, but I don't think the whole world will.
02:30:15.000I think what happens is just what always happens.
02:30:18.000Don't we move the needle on the world, though?
02:30:18.000For now, but what happens is what always happens.
02:30:24.000China's using quantum computers to hack all of our fucking shit, dude.
02:30:28.000They're saving all of our information to the point where they can get quantum computers, and then they can hack everyone's PIN codes and bank accounts and just steal all the money from America.
02:31:52.000Tons of gold has been mined throughout history, of which around two-thirds have been mined since 1950. And since gold is virtually indestructible, this means almost all of this metal is still around in one form or another.
02:32:16.000It's from the work of Zechariah Sitchin who is one of the guys who translated the ancient Sumerian texts and he believed that the human race is a product of accelerated evolution and that the Sumerian text depicts These god-like beings called the Anunnaki who come here from a planet called Nibiru that's on an elliptical orbit every 3,600 years comes between us and Mars and causes cataclysms because of the gravity and all the
02:32:47.000But that these beings came down here and inserted their DNA into lower primates and created this being.
02:32:54.000And one of the reasons why it came here is because gold is very difficult to find in the universe.
02:33:01.000Now, if that's the truth about the earth only has that much gold, imagine that one of the reasons why these beings gave us this desire to have gold, why gold was so popular always early on, and it was a useless metal.
02:33:24.000But this is different because this is like a form of money.
02:33:27.000Like, why has it universally been regarded as valuable, like, really early on?
02:33:32.000And what he said was that they realized that they could take these suspended particles of gold and put them in their atmosphere, and it would protect them because their atmosphere was eroding.
02:33:45.000And so this would be like a reflective, like reflective particles they spray in the atmosphere.
02:33:50.000Like what Bill Gates wants to do where he blocks out the sun.
02:34:25.000So what this book is trying to say is the reason why humans are obsessed with gold is because like the aliens designed us to mine and get the gold.
02:34:35.000And then they would use that gold to protect their atmosphere.
02:34:38.000So they impregnated us with this idea that gold has value.
02:35:36.000And they also had a depiction of the entire solar system, all the planets in the solar system, and roughly the same size and roughly the same place.
02:35:45.000So they had an idea of what planets were out there in 6,000 BC or whatever it was, 5,000 BC. That's fucking insane.
02:35:54.000It doesn't make any sense, based on everything we know now.
02:35:56.000It's fucking insane and it's wild to look at.
02:35:59.000Like you see this clay tablet and it has what is like clearly the sun in the center.
02:36:49.000He's a true believer that all these things are created by aliens, whether it's the pyramids or all these other structures that are impossible to do today.
02:36:59.000I'm a believer that all those structures are most likely the evidence of a super advanced civilization that existed that got wiped out by meteors.
02:37:09.000And also that they conducted energy, right?
02:37:11.000They did something different than we're doing.
02:37:38.000I think most of that stuff that they keep finding, like the structures of Gobekli Tepe and all these other structures they find around the world, they don't really know where they came from.
02:37:47.000I think a lot of that is probably evidence of some shit that existed a long time ago, and they got wiped out.
02:37:53.000This served a purpose globally, too, though.
02:37:55.000There had to be some kind of, like, mass communication to arrange those structures, right?
02:38:00.000Well, at least in the people that were in that area.
02:38:02.000What's interesting to me is the most spectacular ones all came from Africa.
02:38:06.000And we know human beings all came from Africa.
02:38:35.000I'm going down there with my dad in May.
02:38:37.000The wackiest theory I heard was that that used to be at the base of water, and that everything out in front of that at one point in time, many, many, many, many thousands of years ago, was all water.
02:41:10.000If you do it over time and you figure out how to get back, they probably just...
02:41:13.000I don't think they did it all in one crazy trip.
02:41:15.000No, but I think that they had expeditions that they would probably report back from lesser islands, come back and be like, now we have set up over here.
02:41:23.000Right, because you probably didn't even know where the islands were.
02:47:19.000Hogzilla is this giant wild boar they caught.
02:47:22.000He said that's most likely that was a domestic pig that somebody fattened up and got real enormous, and then it broke out, and it just made its way to the woods.
02:47:30.000So your classic pink pig became Hogzilla.
02:50:13.000But these girls get like trapped in the woods on like a- they're on like a soccer team or whatever and their plane goes down and they have to eat one of the girls after she dies.
02:51:44.000I hadn't heard of the medicinal cannibalism you described in Europe, starting with the ancient Greek physician Galen of Pergamon, and continued to the 20th century.
02:51:54.000That was one thing that really surprised me.