The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #1972 - Jim Breuer

00:00:11.000 Jim motherfuckin' Brewer Good to see you, my brother. 0.98

00:00:18.000 You too, man. 0.98

00:00:19.000 I feel like I'm seeing like a high school friend.

00:00:23.000 I know.

00:00:24.000 And I've been out of high school for a long time.

00:00:26.000 Well, when we met, we were like fresh out of high school.

00:00:28.000 When we met, we were in our early 20s.

00:00:30.000 Yeah, we were really young.

00:00:31.000 Yeah.

00:00:32.000 We were young.

00:00:33.000 Bro, we've been friends for like 31 years.

00:00:35.000 Dude.

00:00:36.000 So crazy.

00:00:37.000 Maybe 32. Might be 32 years.

00:00:40.000 Yeah, well, I've been married.

00:00:41.000 It's like 91?

00:00:42.000 30. Yeah.

00:00:43.000 And I wasn't married.

00:00:44.000 I was with the same girl.

00:00:45.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:00:46.000 And so that was at least 31, 32 years ago.

00:00:49.000 At least 31, 32 years ago, yeah.

00:00:53.000 And you cracked me up then and you cracked me up now. 0.98

00:00:57.000 We had a good fucking time. 0.99

00:00:59.000 We had a good time back then. 1.00

00:00:59.000 We had a good time last night, dude. 1.00

00:01:01.000 Last night was so much fun.

00:01:03.000 God, that club is such a fun hang.

00:01:05.000 I love seeing you enjoy life.

00:01:08.000 I love seeing you enjoy life.

00:01:10.000 And watching you, it's like...

00:01:15.000 What I love about you is you've never changed.

00:01:18.000 And you always...

00:01:20.000 You love comedy.

00:01:23.000 You love stand-up comedy.

00:01:25.000 And to see you just eating, breathing, talking, living, loving stand-up. 0.99

00:01:33.000 Bro, you would fucking go in the main room. 0.97

00:01:38.000 I'd get there, right? 0.99

00:01:40.000 And you're chatting...

00:01:41.000 Crush it! 0.98

00:01:42.000 Crush it! 0.99

00:01:43.000 I'm watching the balcony like a 15-year-old going...

00:01:52.000 Bro, that felt good for me. 1.00

00:01:54.000 You know when you're able to watch another guy and laugh your fucking balls up? 0.97

00:01:59.000 And then you come inside, and then you're talking more comedy with all the dudes in there, and then you go in the little room, and you're telling me, because I'm way out of my element last night. 0.99

00:02:10.000 I was just like this whole time, like, what the fuck is going on right now? 0.99

00:02:14.000 Holy shit. 1.00

00:02:14.000 You slipped right into it. 1.00

00:02:16.000 Come on, man.

00:02:17.000 You felt like you belonged at that place.

00:02:20.000 Huh?

00:02:20.000 You felt like you belonged at that place.

00:02:22.000 Like immediately, the moment you went on stage, we were in the balcony watching you.

00:02:26.000 I was crying.

00:02:27.000 That was the best impression of me I've ever seen anybody do.

00:02:31.000 Well, it's fascinating watching you! 0.98

00:02:33.000 Ridiculous I am! 0.83

00:02:35.000 Well, I'm in the Korean room and you're just, you know, the guys are talking about fighting and you're just like, just every movie, you're like, dude, you've got to go slow. 0.95

00:02:44.000 It's reputation.

00:02:46.000 And then you start going, but you always stay right here.

00:02:49.000 And all of them will watch you like, I'll watch you.

00:02:52.000 You could sell me probably going into the UFC for this one fight. 0.98

00:03:00.000 It was fucking captivating. 0.94

00:03:02.000 I really had a good time. 0.97

00:03:05.000 A lot of those guys are getting into martial arts.

00:03:07.000 A lot of those guys are getting into martial arts.

00:03:10.000 Guys are trying jujitsu.

00:03:13.000 It's really interesting because they're realizing there's something to that.

00:03:17.000 There's something to doing that thing, that very difficult physical thing.

00:03:21.000 It makes you better at other stuff.

00:03:22.000 I want to do it and I didn't commit to it yet because I know...

00:03:26.000 You should go with Joey.

00:03:28.000 Joey loves it.

00:03:29.000 Joey Diaz, he does jiu-jitsu all the time.

00:03:31.000 He's in Jersey, right?

00:03:32.000 Yeah, you're not in Jersey anymore.

00:03:33.000 You're in Florida now.

00:03:34.000 There's plenty of places in Florida, I could say.

00:03:36.000 There is plenty.

00:03:37.000 Oh my God, Florida is filled with high-level jiu-jitsu.

00:03:40.000 But what I was going to say was, it's...

00:03:45.000 Knowing what you're capable of definitely adds to everything about you, the way your whole day goes about.

00:03:53.000 It creates a fearless, if that makes sense.

00:03:56.000 It gives you more of an understanding of other stuff.

00:04:00.000 If you get good at a thing that's hard to do, it gives you a better understanding of how to get good at other stuff.

00:04:05.000 Yeah.

00:04:07.000 And discipline.

00:04:08.000 And just life in general.

00:04:10.000 Having a difficult thing that you do in your life, I think, makes the rest of life easier.

00:04:14.000 I really do.

00:04:15.000 And I think we're just—humans are so adaptable, man.

00:04:18.000 You look at people that live in horrible conditions and they seem fine.

00:04:21.000 Like, you ever see, like, these videos of these villages where these kids are playing and there's just dirt, there's nothing else, and they're just kicking around a homemade soccer ball laughing and giggling?

00:04:31.000 Joe, so two years ago, we go on a big vacation, right?

00:04:36.000 I like going to Africa.

00:04:39.000 And we go to this tribe.

00:04:41.000 What part of Africa did you go?

00:04:43.000 This one was in Kenya.

00:04:44.000 It was right outside of Kenya.

00:04:45.000 We flew into Nairobi.

00:04:47.000 It was just outside of Kenya.

00:04:50.000 But remember when you were a kid and like you build a fort?

00:04:54.000 Like if me and you were hanging out with 12 years old, I'd tell you like, you want to build a fort?

00:04:58.000 Yeah, okay.

00:04:59.000 You're going to end up getting like, okay, I got a trash can.

00:05:03.000 I got my dad's jacket.

00:05:05.000 I got the hood of a car.

00:05:07.000 And we love...

00:05:08.000 And then once you build a fort, then you're inside and you're like, this is where we're going to cook.

00:05:12.000 Dude, that's what these guys lived in.

00:05:15.000 And they loved...

00:05:18.000 It was like watching kids play Fort and they were just so proud.

00:05:21.000 I went in.

00:05:23.000 I'll show you a picture later. 0.93

00:05:24.000 It's so fucking cool. 0.96

00:05:25.000 You go in and they... 0.98

00:05:26.000 That's all they got.

00:05:29.000 I think that when you say that's all they've got, it's a misconception.

00:05:33.000 Yeah, because they exist just like we exist.

00:05:36.000 They're alive and thriving just like we're alive and thriving.

00:05:39.000 It's just a completely different way of living.

00:05:41.000 A hunter-gatherer's way of living, apparently, when you talk to...

00:05:45.000 I'm not talking about...

00:05:46.000 Let's be real clear.

00:05:49.000 I'm not talking about third-world people who live in rural poverty.

00:05:53.000 I'm talking about hunter-gatherers.

00:05:55.000 I'm talking about people that exist off the land.

00:05:57.000 There's something about that they think resonates with people because that's how we evolved.

00:06:04.000 And so when people do that, they're very happy.

00:06:06.000 They had a really interesting docu-series on Vice back in the day called Heinmo's Arctic Adventure.

00:06:13.000 And it's about this guy, Heinmo Korth.

00:06:15.000 I hope I'm saying his name right.

00:06:17.000 I think I am.

00:06:17.000 And this dude moved up to the Arctic in, like, the 1970s.

00:06:26.000 And he's been there ever since.

00:06:28.000 This dude doesn't have a...

00:06:29.000 he's got a TV with like VHS tapes and he watches movies occasionally.

00:06:33.000 He saw about 9-11.

00:06:35.000 He saw a photo of 9-11.

00:06:36.000 He's still never seen the planes go into the towers.

00:06:39.000 And this guy moved up there and met this woman, this indigenous woman, and had a family with her. 0.99

00:06:48.000 And this fucking guy lives in, like, a log house that's in the middle of the woods, and he's surrounded by grizzly bears. 0.99

00:06:55.000 He had to kill a grizzly bear on camera in the middle of this thing. 1.00

00:06:59.000 The grizzly bear was coming to kill his dog or eat his caribou or something.

00:07:03.000 No, he killed one of his dogs in the past.

00:07:05.000 Like, your dog's tied up outside to bark to make sure that they know when bears are coming. 1.00

00:07:10.000 And a bear ate his fucking dog. 1.00

00:07:12.000 The dog was tied up, they came back, the dog was dead. 1.00

00:07:15.000 Just pieces of it.

00:07:16.000 Like, and this guy lives like this.

00:07:18.000 And he's so happy.

00:07:19.000 But he's also super intelligent.

00:07:21.000 So when this guy's talking, he's explaining how, I think this is how people are supposed to live.

00:07:27.000 Well, not only that, too, but knowing that your life, or any life, can end at any moment, at any time.

00:07:36.000 I think, when you have a reality that...

00:07:40.000 Just how delicate all of life is.

00:07:43.000 You have a different perception and you look at things a lot differently.

00:07:48.000 You lose someone. 1.00

00:07:50.000 This fucker knows. 1.00

00:07:53.000 All of them are vulnerable, including himself. 1.00

00:07:55.000 He lost his baby.

00:07:56.000 He lost a two-year-old baby.

00:07:57.000 It fell out of their boat in the rapids.

00:08:01.000 I mean, this is how difficult their life is, that they're forced to hold a two-year-old baby in the rapids.

00:08:09.000 There's no other way to do it.

00:08:10.000 They have to get through.

00:08:11.000 Everyone has to survive.

00:08:14.000 And the thing tipped over.

00:08:16.000 It's like, well...

00:08:18.000 And we live in our world where a two-year-old gets cancer.

00:08:21.000 Right.

00:08:21.000 And you go, watch that kid go through things and have 10, 15 operations.

00:08:27.000 Yeah.

00:08:27.000 And then you finally lose them.

00:08:29.000 It's life.

00:08:31.000 That's the part.

00:08:31.000 It doesn't matter.

00:08:33.000 Part of me wants to go back to that.

00:08:37.000 I know it's going to be a battle.

00:08:39.000 But there is part of me that feels like, this should be the new school, but is there a mix between...

00:08:46.000 Living that way and like, hey man, let's go get some pizza and burgers. 1.00

00:08:51.000 Let's go see a fucking movie. 1.00

00:08:52.000 Or let's go see... 1.00

00:08:54.000 We have to get too nuts out here.

00:08:56.000 Is there...

00:08:57.000 Because that's the new school.

00:08:59.000 Learning how to build a home.

00:09:02.000 Learning how to live off the land.

00:09:05.000 Dude, you know what I saw that was fascinating the other day?

00:09:07.000 They took apart this 100 plus year old Japanese building that was made with no nails.

00:09:17.000 The craftsmanship is so insane.

00:09:20.000 They have these wood cuts where they wedge into each other perfectly, and then they have a separate wedge that they put in each piece to secure it in place.

00:09:30.000 And they built this house this way with no nails over a hundred years ago.

00:09:35.000 Is this like the log cabin thing, too?

00:09:38.000 No, but it's not like a log.

00:09:39.000 It's like perfect.

00:09:41.000 Like a log cabin, it's kind of rough.

00:09:43.000 You know, like they do that and they make those cuts and they slide them in place, but it's a little rough.

00:09:47.000 I'm talking about like this precision thin cuts on wood where they mesh together perfectly.

00:09:53.000 I saw a complete opposite where they built into the ground.

00:09:58.000 And I don't know if it was like India or whatever.

00:10:03.000 They had brown skin and they built this most incredible underground bedroom just from digging and placing things over certain areas.

00:10:15.000 So they just went into a mountainside?

00:10:17.000 It wasn't even a mountainside.

00:10:19.000 To a hillside?

00:10:20.000 Yeah!

00:10:20.000 They went into the ground?

00:10:22.000 Like a hobbit house? 0.99

00:10:23.000 Yes.

00:10:23.000 Wow.

00:10:24.000 It was so cool.

00:10:26.000 Yeah, this is it.

00:10:27.000 Look at how they did this.

00:10:28.000 This is the Japanese construction.

00:10:30.000 Isn't that insane? 0.99

00:10:32.000 Look how they made these fucking perfect cut wedges, and they just slide into each other. 0.99

00:10:38.000 And they had this whole building built like this. 0.99

00:10:40.000 There's no nails.

00:10:42.000 And it existed like this perfectly for a hundred years.

00:10:47.000 So they're deconstructing it.

00:10:49.000 I'm hoping that they're gonna reconstruct it.

00:10:51.000 I don't know what they're doing.

00:10:53.000 So how old is this thing?

00:10:54.000 Over a hundred years old, I believe.

00:10:57.000 A hundred years ago, yeah.

00:10:58.000 It's joinery.

00:10:59.000 When I was looking it up, it says that that's how they did construction in Japan back then.

00:11:04.000 It's amazing.

00:11:04.000 There's a bunch of videos showing this stuff.

00:11:06.000 It's amazing.

00:11:07.000 Because it's not like they didn't have nails back then.

00:11:10.000 But what's fascinating about someone who's willing to commit to building stuff like this is like, this is engineering, this is art, this is architecture.

00:11:20.000 I mean, these guys, look at how they're doing this, man, when they're making all these things slide into each other and secure in place with wedges.

00:11:27.000 This is incredible.

00:11:30.000 They said they're bug repellent, too.

00:11:32.000 They're treated with bug repellent.

00:11:33.000 That probably gives you cancer.

00:11:35.000 What kind of bug repellent?

00:11:37.000 That stuff's so nasty.

00:11:38.000 When I did construction, I used to have to carry pressure-treated lumber.

00:11:42.000 Because I was a grunt.

00:11:44.000 And pressure-treated lumber, you get splinters in you, and you're basically getting inoculated with some chemical. 0.98

00:11:51.000 What the fuck is pressure-treated lumber pressure-treated with? 0.99

00:11:54.000 It smells terrible. 0.99

00:11:56.000 It's amazing.

00:11:58.000 I had one job that I had during the summer with my friend Jimmy Lawless.

00:12:02.000 He got me a job working for his construction company.

00:12:05.000 And Jimmy was a carpenter at the time, and I was a laborer.

00:12:07.000 And we had to build a Knights of Columbus ramp.

00:12:10.000 And it was just carrying pressure-treated lumber and cement all day.

00:12:15.000 Dude!

00:12:16.000 I did two weeks of that.

00:12:17.000 How old are you?

00:12:18.000 How old are you?

00:12:18.000 I guess I was 18. Yeah.

00:12:20.000 Somewhere around 18. That's the last thing you ought to be doing.

00:12:22.000 I was like, fuck this. 1.00

00:12:25.000 Because I had entertained some romantic ideas of going into construction. 1.00

00:12:30.000 But I wasn't interested in it.

00:12:32.000 I did a lot of construction gigs because my stepdad was an architect, so I was always on construction sites when I was a kid. 0.99

00:12:39.000 But that is fucking hard work, man. 0.98

00:12:42.000 Dude, that's a whole different level of work. 0.99

00:12:45.000 You're getting up early, you're using every muscle in your body.

00:12:49.000 I did that for like three days tops, I think.

00:12:53.000 I'm not even kidding.

00:12:54.000 What happened to me was, he goes, you know, we're working on this whatever building, I don't know, it was a church, whatever it was.

00:13:01.000 I'm petrified of heights. 0.98

00:13:03.000 So I was fine on the ground gathering things and bringing shit. 0.99

00:13:07.000 But when he was like, okay, take this screw gun and then you're going to go up the scapel and fucking, what? 0.99

00:13:15.000 Yeah, no harness. 0.99

00:13:17.000 Right.

00:13:18.000 No nothing.

00:13:18.000 Just climb that thing.

00:13:20.000 So I stood there.

00:13:23.000 I stood there, and every time he was looking, it looked like I was like, and then he caught on like 50. He's like, bro, you haven't even, kid, you haven't even gotten one in.

00:13:32.000 I'm like, fuck you sick. 1.00

00:13:34.000 And then he calls you out. 1.00

00:13:35.000 Are you afraid of heights? 0.99

00:13:36.000 Are you fucking serious right now? 1.00

00:13:38.000 Are you afraid of dying? 1.00

00:13:40.000 Joe, you bring this guy who's afraid of fucking heights? 1.00

00:13:42.000 I'm sorry. 0.99

00:13:43.000 That's called being intelligent.

00:13:44.000 Bro.

00:13:44.000 You're supposed to be afraid of heights.

00:13:46.000 Petrified.

00:13:47.000 Petrified.

00:13:48.000 Hetrified.

00:13:49.000 Dude, when I watch those Alex Honnold videos, that guy climbing the mountains, where it's like at this angle, he's like literally hanging on with his fingers and toes, crawling his way thousands of feet above the rocks.

00:13:59.000 Like, what are you doing?

00:14:01.000 What about the guys in the buildings?

00:14:03.000 Jesus Christ.

00:14:04.000 Oh, yeah.

00:14:04.000 Like buildings.

00:14:05.000 James Kingston sent me this.

00:14:07.000 This is him. 1.00

00:14:08.000 Like, this crazy fucker. 1.00

00:14:10.000 This crazy fucker. 1.00

00:14:12.000 Look what he's doing, man. 1.00

00:14:13.000 This is not good.

00:14:15.000 Like, look at this way he's got to climb this thing.

00:14:20.000 Oh my... 1.00

00:14:20.000 Yeah, what the fuck... 1.00

00:14:22.000 What the fuck are you doing, bro? 1.00

00:14:24.000 And he's barefoot. 1.00

00:14:25.000 My feet would be so sweaty.

00:14:27.000 I would be slipping and sliding all over the place.

00:14:29.000 He just got to the top and he didn't even know what was going to happen.

00:14:31.000 He's like, how do I do this?

00:14:32.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:14:33.000 He's fucking stuck. 1.00

00:14:34.000 What? 1.00

00:14:34.000 Oh, Jesus Christ! 1.00

00:14:36.000 I can't let that.

00:14:38.000 Take it away! 0.77

00:14:39.000 Take it away! 0.77

00:14:40.000 Take it away! 0.77

00:14:40.000 So... 0.77

00:14:40.000 Stop it. 0.77

00:14:42.000 So, that's called being intelligent, though.

00:14:45.000 So, I remember one time I was with my kids.

00:14:47.000 I'm with the family.

00:14:48.000 And we go...

00:14:49.000 And the kids really want to go on this Ferris wheel.

00:14:52.000 Alright?

00:14:53.000 But I think...

00:14:54.000 I don't remember where it was.

00:14:56.000 It was definitely in the...

00:14:58.000 Maybe it was Canada. 0.99

00:15:00.000 It doesn't fucking matter. 0.99

00:15:01.000 All I know is... 1.00

00:15:03.000 You're in a cage.

00:15:04.000 And this one goes really high.

00:15:07.000 Really high.

00:15:08.000 Right?

00:15:09.000 Yeah.

00:15:10.000 So I'm like, you know what?

00:15:11.000 The kids, this one's seven.

00:15:13.000 I'll be cool.

00:15:14.000 We got in.

00:15:16.000 I don't think I made it to halfway.

00:15:18.000 And then they started with the shaking. 0.99

00:15:21.000 And the fucking shaking. 0.99

00:15:23.000 And I... I was so scared I threatened my child's life. 0.99

00:15:29.000 I told them I was gonna punch their fucking faces. 1.00

00:15:34.000 I swear to God. 1.00

00:15:35.000 I'm screaming going, I will punch your fucking face in right now. 1.00

00:15:41.000 I swear to God. 1.00

00:15:42.000 And my wife's like, James, stop! 1.00

00:15:43.000 And that was it, man.

00:15:45.000 That was it.

00:15:46.000 Shut my eyes. 1.00

00:15:47.000 Fucking... 1.00

00:15:47.000 I'm never tempting heights ever again in my life. 1.00

00:15:50.000 I don't need to.

00:15:51.000 I'm 55. I'm done.

00:15:53.000 Fucking done. 0.99

00:15:53.000 It's not necessary. 0.99

00:15:55.000 It's not necessary.

00:15:55.000 I don't need it.

00:15:56.000 You're having a job where you literally risk your life climbing scaffoldings and hanging on while you're screwing things in.

00:16:02.000 Bro.

00:16:03.000 That's crazy.

00:16:04.000 It's hard work, man. 1.00

00:16:05.000 That's man shit. 1.00

00:16:06.000 Shout out to all the construction workers out there listening to this. 1.00

00:16:09.000 That's man stuff.

00:16:09.000 That's real work.

00:16:10.000 That's man stuff.

00:16:11.000 That was one of the most important things about me becoming a comedian.

00:16:15.000 Having really hard labor jobs and realizing, I don't want to do this.

00:16:20.000 I've got to figure something out.

00:16:22.000 No.

00:16:23.000 My dad was sanitation.

00:16:25.000 I'd watch him like, I don't know if I can...

00:16:30.000 You know, I'd watch people working all day like, I don't know if I can do this, dude.

00:16:34.000 Also, imagine if you're doing sanitation, okay, and you're grabbing garbage cans and you're throwing them in.

00:16:40.000 What are you smelling all day?

00:16:43.000 What are you smelling all day and how can that not be bad for you?

00:16:47.000 Right? 0.99

00:16:47.000 Like, toxic fumes, if you work in a factory, you have to have fucking the respirator thing on and the masks. 0.99

00:16:54.000 How is that okay that these garbage men are just breathing in toxic fumes all day? 0.99

00:17:01.000 If you can smell it, that means it's getting in your body. 0.77

00:17:04.000 And they were all like, his whole crew were all World War II guys.

00:17:07.000 So they all came back.

00:17:08.000 They all just came back from that.

00:17:10.000 They all hook each other up.

00:17:11.000 Right.

00:17:11.000 And they all got jobs doing that.

00:17:13.000 Solid job.

00:17:15.000 I mean, maybe they don't smell it too much.

00:17:17.000 Maybe the way they do it now. 1.00

00:17:18.000 He'd come home smelling like pure ass. 1.00

00:17:22.000 Ass and dog shit. 1.00

00:17:23.000 It was horrifying. 1.00

00:17:23.000 There's certain jobs where, like, Jesus Christ, like, how do you protect people like that in a pandemic? 1.00

00:17:30.000 Like, you can't stop them from working.

00:17:33.000 Isn't it funny that, like, certain people were allowed to keep working?

00:17:38.000 Don't get me started.

00:17:39.000 What was weird is like they had jobs that were deemed critical.

00:17:43.000 That was my favorite.

00:17:44.000 Yeah.

00:17:45.000 We will tell you what jobs are essential.

00:17:48.000 What was essential?

00:17:49.000 Yeah, so that meant if you were non-essential, like you didn't contribute to society, you were non-essential.

00:17:55.000 We will decide who is essential.

00:17:58.000 The weird thing is that podcasting was essential.

00:18:01.000 It was very essential.

00:18:02.000 But it was.

00:18:03.000 Yes, it was.

00:18:04.000 It was listed as...

00:18:06.000 Because it's entertainment.

00:18:07.000 The show must go on.

00:18:08.000 The show must go on.

00:18:09.000 The people need to be entertained.

00:18:11.000 Meanwhile, we didn't know we were part of the sub-show.

00:18:13.000 Yeah, we were part of a weird show.

00:18:15.000 Yes.

00:18:16.000 I remember the early days, like, Dana White wanted to put on an event.

00:18:23.000 And they were saying, no, you can't have events anymore.

00:18:25.000 Because of COVID? Yeah, because of COVID. I was like, shut the fuck up.

00:18:29.000 I'm going to find a place for this. 0.99

00:18:30.000 And then eventually we wound up doing it indoors with no audience.

00:18:35.000 Eventually, it was a few months in, they wound up doing...

00:18:38.000 We did a show in Jacksonville, I believe.

00:18:40.000 It was definitely Florida.

00:18:42.000 I think it was Jacksonville.

00:18:43.000 And no audience in an arena.

00:18:46.000 It was wild.

00:18:47.000 I remember that.

00:18:48.000 It was weird.

00:18:49.000 Because it was a big-ass arena.

00:18:51.000 And...

00:18:52.000 You know, there's just us, and everybody's weirded out.

00:18:55.000 Such a small amount of people.

00:18:57.000 And everybody's like, are we gonna die? 0.99

00:18:59.000 Like, is this, like, what the fuck is this? 0.99

00:19:00.000 It was like the early days of the pandemic. 0.99

00:19:02.000 Everybody was still really weirded out by it.

00:19:04.000 You know, it was very frustrating for me.

00:19:10.000 Because I just came off of the impractical Joker cruise.

00:19:16.000 I just toured.

00:19:17.000 I left Metallica and then did my own tour.

00:19:20.000 All I thought about was, okay, All those tours that were out there, all those bands, thousands of bands, are touring everywhere.

00:19:32.000 And all of a sudden, in March, you're like, everything's shut.

00:19:34.000 But up until February, you had thousands of different bands, all the meet and greets, all the hotels, all the airlines, all the partying.

00:19:46.000 And no one out of that, you never heard anyone dying.

00:19:51.000 And I saw- I would do meet and greets, have people coughing on me.

00:19:55.000 I didn't know anyone dying.

00:19:57.000 And I'm not saying people didn't die.

00:19:58.000 We're not saying that because they get pissed like, are you- there's someone right now going, are you saying someone didn't die?!

00:20:04.000 No, dude, it's not what I'm saying. 0.94

00:20:06.000 You want to hear the most fucked up statistic that I've heard recently? 0.95

00:20:09.000 74% of hospitalizations and deaths could have been prevented. 0.99

00:20:13.000 Is it 74%?

00:20:14.000 Is that the number?

00:20:15.000 With vitamin D? If people had adequate levels of vitamin D. I don't know if that's real, but I read this whole report on it, and I was like, if that number's real, and they knew that vitamin D was essential to fighting off diseases,

00:20:30.000 if they knew that it was essential to your immune system, and they didn't tell everybody, they didn't just scream it from the rooftops, hey, there's this cheap thing that you can get.

00:20:38.000 And it really protects you.

00:20:39.000 It helps you a lot.

00:20:40.000 It's great for you.

00:20:41.000 It's actually a hormone, right?

00:20:43.000 And it's great for you.

00:20:43.000 You should go out in the sun and get it naturally if you can.

00:20:46.000 But if you can't, you need to get some of this vitamin D. It's really going to help you.

00:20:51.000 Bro, when...

00:20:58.000 I just got in it with a friend and people you love.

00:21:05.000 The example of when you got sick, and then you come on, and you say, hey, this is what I did, and blah blah blah, and hey, it helped me.

00:21:16.000 That's all you did.

00:21:17.000 Now, it's such an...

00:21:21.000 It's how nobody sees that moment.

00:21:25.000 If the world is in such utter despair from a disease or whatever you want to do, it's killing everyone.

00:21:34.000 Now, let's say it wasn't that.

00:21:37.000 We didn't have the news.

00:21:38.000 You just heard people go, oh my god, everyone's dying.

00:21:40.000 Everyone's dying.

00:21:41.000 And you're like, well, what do we got to do about it? 1.00

00:21:43.000 You have to get a shot in the neck. 1.00

00:21:46.000 You gotta get the shot! 1.00

00:21:48.000 Well, is there any other?

00:21:49.000 No, there's no!

00:21:50.000 And then out of nowhere, someone goes, hey man, I ate this plant.

00:21:55.000 I'm not saying no, I'm just telling you, I ate this plant, and it was this berry, actually it kind of tasted normal, but I ate the berry, and then I did like 10 jumping jacks, and fucking stood out in the sun for an hour, and I don't know which of the river me, but it helped.

00:22:07.000 Do you think one person will go, whoa!

00:22:11.000 What did you do?

00:22:12.000 Not one human being.

00:22:14.000 And when you saw the vicious attack.

00:22:19.000 Well, it was a coordinated response.

00:22:21.000 It's very clear why they did it.

00:22:23.000 They did it because I said that I got better and I wasn't vaccinated.

00:22:27.000 Dude!

00:22:28.000 And I got better quick.

00:22:29.000 And they were mad. 0.99

00:22:30.000 So the best thing they did, the dumbest thing they did, was say I took veterinary medicine. 0.95

00:22:35.000 They're talking about a drug that is in the World Health Organization's list of essential medicines. 0.97

00:22:42.000 They've had billions of prescriptions, not like 100,000, like billions of prescriptions of ivermectin.

00:22:48.000 I got so pissed at some of my heroes.

00:22:50.000 Like, you know, Terry Bradshaw, sorry to bring up his name.

00:22:53.000 I can't look at him anymore.

00:22:54.000 I can't look at him anymore.

00:22:56.000 He's on FOX. What did he do?

00:22:59.000 NFL! And he's like, I mean, let's face it.

00:23:03.000 They're horse pills.

00:23:05.000 I'm like, oh, dude, they bought you two?

00:23:07.000 He just didn't know.

00:23:08.000 He doesn't know.

00:23:09.000 He's probably one of those guys that's scared of the disease.

00:23:11.000 He's an older guy.

00:23:12.000 And they have a heightened level of anxiety when it comes to this.

00:23:15.000 And they think that people are being irresponsible.

00:23:17.000 That's what they really believe.

00:23:19.000 He just was misinformed.

00:23:22.000 That's all it is.

00:23:23.000 You're right.

00:23:23.000 He just didn't know this narrative that there's only one way to deal with this and that this way is actually going to stop it.

00:23:31.000 Well, if it is going to stop it, why do you care who gets it?

00:23:34.000 You should just get it.

00:23:35.000 Because if you get it, that means that no one else is going to get it.

00:23:36.000 You're never going to get it.

00:23:37.000 Everybody who gets the shot is never going to get it.

00:23:39.000 That was the narrative.

00:23:40.000 That was a lie from the beginning.

00:23:42.000 And now we're realizing that it was a lie.

00:23:44.000 Everybody realizes it was a lie now. 0.96

00:23:46.000 I was talking to someone last night that had COVID really fucking bad after being vaccinated. 0.96

00:23:52.000 Like, really bad. 0.98

00:23:53.000 Two weeks, wrecked.

00:23:55.000 So, I have a great friend, and his daughter, college, gets the shot.

00:24:10.000 She ends up in an emergency room, and she's got blood clots on her liver.

00:24:19.000 And they're all like, you know, what do you think of it?

00:24:21.000 Well, you know, she rose a lot on the row team. 1.00

00:24:26.000 Are you really going to believe that's what it was?

00:24:31.000 Well, people do anything to not blame it on the vaccine.

00:24:35.000 When there's an injury, people want to find all sorts of other reasons.

00:24:39.000 If there was any other thing that came along that was a new, novel remedy for things, and then there was this host of side effects that were attached to it, people would want to be investigating those side effects.

00:24:51.000 But because this thing came along during the pandemic, And what Robert Malone talks about, where you have one solution that's presented to a problem that's isolating society, people are literally trapped,

00:25:06.000 and this one thing is offered up as a solution, and anything that's opposing that gets attacked.

00:25:12.000 Because everybody does the work of the propaganda machine. 0.97

00:25:15.000 The regular people do that work because they genuinely believe that you're a knucklehead if you don't go and get vaccinated and you're going to fuck this up for everybody and we're never going to get back to work. 0.98

00:25:26.000 So they have that in their head and that's their narrative. 0.96

00:25:28.000 He just never looked...

00:25:29.000 He's an old guy. 0.92

00:25:30.000 Okay.

00:25:31.000 He probably wasn't looking into it and he really thought that he was probably doing the right thing, encouraging people to go get it.

00:25:37.000 I will...

00:25:39.000 I get that.

00:25:40.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:25:41.000 I totally get that 100%.

00:25:43.000 But I feel like people like him and everyone that have been out there, even the ones that believed everything, and that's okay, because they get scared, and I get it.

00:25:59.000 Yeah.

00:25:59.000 There's still ladies on air.

00:26:01.000 There's still masks on planes.

00:26:03.000 You can tell they're scared. 1.00

00:26:05.000 That shit's so exhausting. 1.00

00:26:07.000 They got them. 1.00

00:26:09.000 They need to understand.

00:26:11.000 It's like when you're humbled.

00:26:14.000 Hey man, I might have been...

00:26:16.000 Maybe I shouldn't have said that.

00:26:18.000 It's all cool.

00:26:19.000 But I guess by their actions I still feel it.

00:26:22.000 But what makes me crazy is, isn't that a well-orchestrated, marketed, funded way to murder people?

00:26:38.000 At the end of the day?

00:26:40.000 Like to purposely keep people from getting healthy and actually stopping people?

00:26:47.000 What if your mother that you that's your angel in your life and what's being forced and threatened and ridiculed and shamed is that child or that husband And they do it. 1.00

00:27:11.000 And the people that created all this, let's not pretend they don't exist.

00:27:16.000 The people that created this, they knew exactly what they were doing.

00:27:20.000 Because they planned this in steps.

00:27:22.000 You're not that smart to pull this off without really putting a lot of logic into this.

00:27:27.000 And to me, that's murder.

00:27:29.000 I don't know how you explain it in any other way.

00:27:32.000 Well, what gets really creepy is if they're ignoring evidence on certain things that could be beneficial.

00:27:42.000 Because those things are not going to earn the money because then you lose all trust in them because like all you're offering up is a Pharmaceutical remedy for whatever the situation is you're not saying that there's any other things that can help when we know that human bodies There's a lot of things going on man and your nutrient levels are very important your Metabolic health is very important for your immune system.

00:28:06.000 All those things are connected and together and to think that the way to fix that is only an injection Says who?

00:28:15.000 And why are we listening to people that say that?

00:28:18.000 Anybody that says that is crazy.

00:28:20.000 The whole thing is important.

00:28:22.000 All of your health is important.

00:28:24.000 We should be encouraging people to be fit and healthy and to make healthy food choices and to take supplements and to exercise regularly and to like meditate.

00:28:35.000 All those things are as good as medicine. 0.97

00:28:39.000 If what you could get from being healthy was available in a medicine, it would be the most popular medicine in the fucking world. 0.99

00:28:48.000 What you could get from being a fit, healthy, happy person, holy shit would that be a valuable medicine. 0.99

00:28:54.000 And you can get it for free. 0.93

00:28:56.000 That's available.

00:28:57.000 You just gotta do it. 0.97

00:28:59.000 And they don't tell you that because they don't really give a fuck about your health. 0.99

00:29:03.000 They give a fuck about you following the rules. 0.99

00:29:06.000 And if you follow the rules, especially in pertaining to this one, then they make a fuckload of money. 0.99

00:29:12.000 And they have no accountability.

00:29:15.000 And that's what it is.

00:29:16.000 It's unbelievable.

00:29:17.000 That's what it is.

00:29:18.000 And so when someone like me says, hey, I got better real quick. 1.00

00:29:20.000 They're like, oh, you fucking idiot! 1.00

00:29:22.000 You're taking horse dewormer! 1.00

00:29:24.000 They're all saying it on CNN. So CNN lies.

00:29:27.000 Now you know they lie.

00:29:28.000 Because they knew I wasn't taking veterinary medicine.

00:29:30.000 They knew that the guy who invented it literally won the Nobel Prize. 1.00

00:29:35.000 It's so dumb. 0.99

00:29:36.000 It's one of the dumbest checkers move ever. 1.00

00:29:39.000 You know what it is? 0.99

00:29:40.000 It's like playing chess and you just run your king out to the middle of the table. 1.00

00:29:44.000 Fuck you, man. 1.00

00:29:47.000 You're taking horse medicine. 1.00

00:29:48.000 We're just gonna repeat it over and over again.

00:29:51.000 No one's gonna know the difference.

00:29:53.000 No one's gonna research the billions of human prescriptions.

00:29:57.000 The fact that it's an antiviral.

00:30:00.000 That it stops viral replication in vitro.

00:30:03.000 That there's studies on it.

00:30:04.000 The fact that it stops yellow fever.

00:30:07.000 People get all these parasites.

00:30:09.000 It kills them. 1.00

00:30:10.000 You're so stupid. 1.00

00:30:11.000 It was one of the dumbest things. 1.00

00:30:14.000 How could anyone ever trust them now when you know that this is how they treat something as so easily provable of being false? 0.98

00:30:23.000 And what doesn't make any sense?

00:30:25.000 Like the attack literally makes no sense.

00:30:27.000 You should be asking, hey, how'd you get better so quick?

00:30:30.000 Exactly!

00:30:31.000 And I got the hard one, supposedly, that's the Delta.

00:30:34.000 Like, how'd you get better so quick?

00:30:35.000 Won't you...

00:30:36.000 That is common sense.

00:30:38.000 Common sense.

00:30:39.000 But instead...

00:30:40.000 How did they create this...

00:30:41.000 Because this one narrative thing, the thing that Dr. Malone talked about.

00:30:45.000 Instead, it was like saying, oh, oh, what kind of...

00:30:47.000 Life choices is he making?

00:30:49.000 What medicines did he take?

00:30:51.000 What are monoclonal antibodies?

00:30:52.000 What is IV vitamins?

00:30:54.000 How does that help when you're sick?

00:30:56.000 Can you take that with your normal sick?

00:30:58.000 Or is it just COVID that it helps?

00:30:59.000 IV zinc, IV vitamin C and D and B. All that shit is fucking amazing for you. 1.00

00:31:06.000 Do you think that enough people realized... 1.00

00:31:09.000 Because that's the thing.

00:31:11.000 If you're just hanging out with someone...

00:31:13.000 If you're hanging out with me, and eventually I start lying to you all the time...

00:31:17.000 Are you going to take anything I say seriously?

00:31:19.000 Right.

00:31:20.000 It's over.

00:31:20.000 Who in your life do you know...

00:31:22.000 That lies all the time that you take seriously?

00:31:24.000 And you take seriously?

00:31:25.000 None.

00:31:25.000 No one.

00:31:25.000 So now that every media group that exists...

00:31:32.000 Lied right to your face. 1.00

00:31:35.000 Like while they were doing it, someone had been writing it going, oh my god, this is like such dick stuff, but I love being a fucking dick. 1.00

00:31:43.000 You know what it's like? 0.99

00:31:44.000 The corporations, we want to think of them as being these...

00:31:49.000 impossibly large machines that make money.

00:31:52.000 And they are.

00:31:53.000 But they're just run by people. 0.99

00:31:55.000 And some people are dorks. 0.96

00:31:59.000 And those dorks get important jobs and they put Dylan Mulvaney on a Bud Light can. 0.99

00:32:07.000 That's what it is. 1.00

00:32:08.000 These are dorks. 0.99

00:32:11.000 And you see the response that Bud had, the most recent response? 1.00

00:32:14.000 It's like the fucking dumbest pro-America rah-rah-rah. 1.00

00:32:21.000 Like we don't know who you really are now. 1.00

00:32:24.000 There's like interviews with the lady who is the head of Bud Light talking about why they did it and about the old sort of frat culture attached to Bud Light.

00:32:33.000 Dismissing the people and like the humor of the people that like Bud Light. 0.97

00:32:38.000 And so they're going to change that with this crazy attention whore on day 365 of being a woman. 1.00

00:32:46.000 I mean, we are in a fucking Coen Brothers movie. 1.00

00:32:50.000 This is a Mike Judge movie. 1.00

00:32:51.000 You're a thousand percent...

00:32:52.000 How does nobody else see...

00:32:57.000 What lunacy is going on right now?

00:32:58.000 There's no other way to explain it.

00:33:00.000 Bro, you gotta watch this Bud Light commercial.

00:33:02.000 This new Bud Light commercial.

00:33:03.000 Find the new Bud Light commercial. 1.00

00:33:04.000 It's the dumbest pro-America, rah-rah. 1.00

00:33:07.000 It's so stupid and cliche. 1.00

00:33:09.000 It fucking, it hurts my feelings. 1.00

00:33:12.000 It's so dumb. 1.00

00:33:14.000 This is a company in deep shit, bro. 1.00

00:33:19.000 Things like this. 1.00

00:33:21.000 Look, you got the prairies, the ocean, you got a Clydesdale running down the street.

00:33:26.000 Let me tell you a story about a beer rooted in the heart of America.

00:33:34.000 Found in a community where a handshake is a sure contract. 1.00

00:33:40.000 What the fuck are you talking about? 0.99

00:33:42.000 Rooted for those who found opportunity and challenge. 0.99

00:33:45.000 You know, I would respect them if they had this, and then Dylan Mulvaney just starts cartwheeling it to the frame.

00:33:53.000 Day 368 of womanhood! 1.00

00:33:55.000 This is when some CEO is like, who is in charge?

00:33:59.000 Ah, he's 90 years old.

00:34:01.000 Get him.

00:34:01.000 This is how we used to do it.

00:34:03.000 He's the goddamn Clydesdale, first of all. 1.00

00:34:05.000 Look at this! 1.00

00:34:08.000 This is the story of the American spirit. 1.00

00:34:12.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:34:13.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:34:15.000 Now I hate you more. 1.00

00:34:19.000 Like, what are you doing? 0.98

00:34:21.000 What is that?

00:34:22.000 What was that?

00:34:23.000 You can't come out in, like, chick's clothes and then turn around and bring a stallion out. 1.00

00:34:29.000 Well, the problem is, if you let CEOs talk about stuff like that and give their opinions about stuff like that, then everybody knows who you are.

00:34:38.000 So you can't just make this commercial, like, where's this coming from?

00:34:41.000 Was this AI generated?

00:34:43.000 That's probably a chat GPT 4.0 version of the perfect American commercial.

00:34:49.000 That's really what it is. 0.99

00:34:50.000 That shit didn't have nothing to do with drinking Bud Light either, by the way. 0.99

00:34:54.000 That made me want to move to Montana. 1.00

00:34:56.000 You want to be in the mountains and see the dust and shit. 1.00

00:35:01.000 That's the dumbest commercial of all time. 1.00

00:35:03.000 But it's so obvious what they're doing. 0.99

00:35:06.000 They're trying to...

00:35:07.000 They needed to let that sit for a little bit.

00:35:09.000 But that's what I'm saying.

00:35:10.000 You don't have one or two guys on the board going, I don't know if this is a good decision, bro.

00:35:16.000 I don't think they get to.

00:35:18.000 I think that lady made a decision and she thought inclusiveness is important and we're going to open up the brand to new people.

00:35:25.000 Or is this like an organized crime hit?

00:35:28.000 The thing is, like, if she didn't make the thing about frat boy culture, if she didn't, like, kind of disparage...

00:35:35.000 What was her exact quote?

00:35:36.000 See if you can find her exact quote.

00:35:37.000 She didn't disparage the humor of the people that enjoy the product.

00:35:43.000 Like, that is such a crazy move.

00:35:46.000 Well, that's what I'm saying.

00:35:47.000 It's just like an organ in my head.

00:35:49.000 I go, wacky.

00:35:50.000 But what I'm saying is, like, if she just said, like, everyone can like Bud Light. 0.99

00:35:55.000 Like, if that was her, and she's like, America is the freedom to be whoever the fuck you want to be. 0.98

00:36:00.000 What did you see? 0.99

00:36:01.000 If that's what they said, I'd be like, okay, great.

00:36:03.000 She was disparaging.

00:36:06.000 She was talking about inclusivity and talking about, like, this sort of frat culture around Bud Light.

00:36:12.000 The CEO's name is Brendan Whitworth.

00:36:15.000 Is that the guy?

00:36:15.000 I don't know.

00:36:16.000 There was a woman saying, yeah, that's a man, so this person was a woman.

00:36:22.000 Unless I'm misgendering them, Jesus Christ, don't say it.

00:36:27.000 It was a woman for sure. 1.00

00:36:29.000 There's videos of her talking about it.

00:36:31.000 There's videos of her talking about why she made the decision to do this.

00:36:37.000 But it's like you can say that we want other people like America's freedom and the freedom to be whoever you want.

00:36:45.000 If you want to be a woman for day 368, that's your freedom too. 0.99

00:36:49.000 But if you're doing that and trying to like change who buys the company and dismiss all the other people who buy the beer from the company, that's so dumb. 0.99

00:36:59.000 It's like such a silly move. 0.99

00:37:02.000 It's so weird. 0.93

00:37:03.000 To me, I instantly always see mob hits.

00:37:06.000 Yeah.

00:37:07.000 I see a mob hit just walking in like, your company's done.

00:37:12.000 What do you mean? 1.00

00:37:13.000 Fucking done. 0.99

00:37:14.000 What do you mean? 1.00

00:37:16.000 Everyone's fucking out. 0.99

00:37:17.000 Put on the thing that's going to get rid of their crowd. 1.00

00:37:20.000 You don't think you're fucked? 1.00

00:37:20.000 You'll never kill us. 1.00

00:37:22.000 Oh, really?

00:37:24.000 Oh, you mean like someone did it to try to kill Bud Light? 1.00

00:37:26.000 Dude, they're fucked! 1.00

00:37:28.000 What a great hit! 1.00

00:37:30.000 That would be amazing if Heineken snuck in and did that to them.

00:37:34.000 Someone came in there!

00:37:36.000 Like, put the transitioning. 0.99

00:37:39.000 The lady was a guy. 1.00

00:37:41.000 Like an agent provocateur.

00:37:44.000 Yeah, you have an agent inside the company that tanks the company, and it turns out you're shorting them on the stock market.

00:37:49.000 Yeah, you crushed it, and you're pinching on the side, and you open up a different company that's really manly.

00:37:55.000 I love that Elon Musk and Bill Gates have a little dispute because Bill Gates shorts Tesla.

00:38:01.000 What?

00:38:02.000 He shorts it, meaning he banks on Tesla doing poorly.

00:38:08.000 And Elon and him have a billionaire feud because of this.

00:38:12.000 Bro, that's...

00:38:13.000 He's petty.

00:38:18.000 I love it.

00:38:19.000 I'm not petty, but I like when people are.

00:38:25.000 I do.

00:38:26.000 I enjoy it.

00:38:28.000 I enjoy when people are petty.

00:38:29.000 What are two billionaires?

00:38:31.000 What are they upping each other on?

00:38:34.000 I just think it's disrespectful for Bill Gates to short Tesla's position.

00:38:40.000 That's a gangster move.

00:38:42.000 I'm not a fan of Bill Gates.

00:38:44.000 It's not a wise move.

00:38:45.000 Because that company's gonna kill it. 1.00

00:38:47.000 Wait till that goddamn Cybertruck comes out. 1.00

00:38:49.000 Dude, let me tell you something. 0.99

00:38:51.000 That is the coolest vehicle I've ever seen in person in my life.

00:38:55.000 The Cybertruck from Tesla.

00:38:57.000 It's a stamped steel electric all off-road vehicle that's bulletproof.

00:39:04.000 It could stop a 45 round It's you can raise and lower the height so you can off-road on this fucking thing It looks like it's a hundred years in the future when you're standing next to it is Absolutely the coolest looking car I've ever seen like you see on in pictures have you ever seen in pictures? 0.76

00:39:23.000 No, if you see it in pictures, it looks fucking badass But if you see it in person you realize how big this thing is and then you get in it. 0.99

00:39:30.000 It's fucking gorgeous That's what it looks like That's when that thing comes out You can't make enough of these fucking things. 1.00

00:39:39.000 These goddamn things are gonna be everywhere. 1.00

00:39:41.000 Everyone's gonna have a bulletproof car. 0.99

00:39:44.000 Like, Bill Gates is making a terrible choice.

00:39:47.000 That's what it looks like. 1.00

00:39:48.000 When you see it in real life, you just go, holy fucking shit. 0.99

00:39:52.000 What's the movie when they're, when they're, what's the famous movie? 1.00

00:39:56.000 Look at that fucking thing. 0.99

00:39:57.000 Look at the size of the windshield wiper. 1.00

00:39:58.000 That's one giant windshield wiper that goes across the whole screen.

00:40:02.000 It's like a tank, bro.

00:40:04.000 Without the, without the big cannons.

00:40:06.000 And it goes zero to 60 in three seconds.

00:40:08.000 And it goes out in the, is it like a four, you know, goes over rocks and all of that stuff?

00:40:13.000 Oh yeah, it's flat.

00:40:14.000 Because there's no drivetrain.

00:40:16.000 There's no transmission in the center of the car.

00:40:18.000 So the entire car is flat on the bottom.

00:40:21.000 So even if you have an off-road vehicle, you have axles, right?

00:40:23.000 And these axles, they protrude.

00:40:25.000 They stick down.

00:40:26.000 And so that, like, messes with your clearance.

00:40:28.000 That's why the trucks are raised, and that's why the tires are bigger.

00:40:31.000 So you can get over... 1.00

00:40:32.000 That's because you can get over more shit. 1.00

00:40:35.000 What is this? 0.99

00:40:36.000 Oh, video of it driving. 0.96

00:40:39.000 Yeah, I went to visit the Gigafactory, and they had it at the Gigafactory, and they had been off-roading in it, so it was all covered in mud and shit. 0.97

00:40:47.000 Dude, it's fucking amazing looking. 0.97

00:40:49.000 Hey, it drives itself, probably. 0.98

00:40:50.000 Oh yeah, it does everything.

00:40:52.000 What's this guy doing?

00:40:52.000 Is he testing it?

00:40:53.000 Trying to test it, I think, yeah.

00:40:54.000 They're testing.

00:40:56.000 Yeah, it drives itself.

00:40:58.000 Mine drives itself.

00:40:59.000 I kind of can't wait for just going, hey man, bring me, bring me over, bring me to my kid's house today.

00:41:06.000 I'm definitely going to be able to do that in the future.

00:41:08.000 I just sit in the back, so I'm going to take a nap.

00:41:11.000 Can you wake me up when we get there?

00:41:12.000 We're probably about 10 years away from that, but it's going to happen.

00:41:15.000 It's going to be everywhere.

00:41:16.000 You can summon your car.

00:41:18.000 Like with Tesla, if it's in a parking lot, you could summon it to you.

00:41:23.000 It'll come to your app.

00:41:25.000 Is it doing that now?

00:41:27.000 Yeah, it does it right now.

00:41:29.000 It'll pull out of the parking spot.

00:41:31.000 Come on! 0.61

00:41:32.000 Have you used it?

00:41:32.000 No.

00:41:33.000 Yeah, I tried it once, it didn't work.

00:41:34.000 Oh.

00:41:35.000 It'll come out of the parking lot.

00:41:36.000 I watch people who do it on YouTube.

00:41:37.000 I've seen people do it, but I tried it the one time I tried, it didn't work.

00:41:40.000 Honestly, I don't even use the auto drive.

00:41:42.000 When they gave us the new beta, I fucked with it for a little bit, but I get uneasy.

00:41:48.000 I don't want to not concentrate. 0.97

00:41:51.000 I want my hands on the wheel, and I want to concentrate.

00:41:54.000 Yeah, there's a guy who, also a friend, and he does all electric car stuff around the world, and I remember the first time he got me in one of those Teslas, and he's like, look, you can, and he kept turning around, and yes, it would go around a curb.

00:42:10.000 Don't do that, buddy.

00:42:12.000 Don't do that.

00:42:13.000 I don't think I can do that.

00:42:14.000 I can't do it. 0.93

00:42:15.000 I've kept it on automatic before and just fucked around, and like, Show people, look, it's driving itself. 0.63

00:42:20.000 But I'm not that trusting of it. 0.88

00:42:23.000 Me either.

00:42:23.000 Also, if people try to go in your lane and it doesn't recognize it, it panics.

00:42:28.000 So it'll like slam.

00:42:29.000 Whereas you maybe would just slow down a little and the person would slide into your lane.

00:42:34.000 It's like there's subtle understanding of how fast this guy's going, whether this guy doesn't see me or whether they're being aggressive.

00:42:41.000 There's different things you have to do. 0.99

00:42:43.000 And you could avoid stuff without slamming on the fucking brakes. 0.99

00:42:46.000 Right. 0.99

00:42:47.000 And swerving into the oncoming lane.

00:42:48.000 My car does that.

00:42:50.000 It'll, once in a while, and I don't even have the automatic drive on or nothing like that or cruise control.

00:42:56.000 It'll be driving all of a sudden, it'll just jolt stuff.

00:42:58.000 It hits the brakes?

00:42:59.000 Dude, yes.

00:42:59.000 What kind of car is it?

00:43:01.000 Honda Insight.

00:43:02.000 Hmm.

00:43:03.000 We gotta get you out of that thing.

00:43:04.000 I know.

00:43:05.000 Everyone tries to. 0.98

00:43:06.000 I've always, I don't know if it's like a dorky thing, I always drive little shithead cars.

00:43:13.000 Why do you, do you like them? 0.99

00:43:16.000 I just like, I just like fucking, I like trucks. 0.99

00:43:20.000 What kind of trucks? 0.99

00:43:22.000 Like a 150. Why don't you get yourself a Raptor?

00:43:25.000 A Raptor?

00:43:26.000 Yeah.

00:43:27.000 Jim Brewer.

00:43:28.000 Tell me about the Raptor.

00:43:29.000 F-150 Raptor.

00:43:31.000 Raptor.

00:43:31.000 Yeah, you know about that?

00:43:33.000 Tell me about it.

00:43:33.000 It's a high-performance Ford F-150 off-road capable pickup truck that you could take around the street.

00:43:41.000 Yeah.

00:43:43.000 Will it ride like Elon's truck?

00:43:45.000 Oh, yeah.

00:43:46.000 It could do anything.

00:43:47.000 Oh, Raptors are super capable. 0.96

00:43:49.000 Yeah, you could go Baja fucking racing in one of those things. 0.89

00:43:51.000 You could go off-roading in them. 0.98

00:43:53.000 Oh, yeah. 0.99

00:43:54.000 Raptors, like, from the factory, you could take that bitch off-roading. 1.00

00:43:57.000 They have crazy capabilities. 0.99

00:43:59.000 That's a good question.

00:44:00.000 Show them what it looks like.

00:44:02.000 It's not going to be cheap. 0.59

00:44:04.000 Goddammit, you got that touring money. 0.91

00:44:05.000 Let's go.

00:44:06.000 Let's go.

00:44:07.000 You got to spend some of that.

00:44:08.000 I have all women in my house. 1.00

00:44:10.000 Yeah.

00:44:11.000 Well, two of them are gone.

00:44:12.000 So that's where it's getting spent.

00:44:14.000 Well, some of it's coming back.

00:44:18.000 That they're out.

00:44:19.000 One, the bank is shut.

00:44:20.000 Look at this thing.

00:44:21.000 This is a Raptor.

00:44:23.000 Oh my... 1.00

00:44:24.000 Oh, damn. 1.00

00:44:25.000 That's probably... 1.00

00:44:26.000 See, I need that in Florida right now.

00:44:27.000 I'm Florida.

00:44:28.000 I don't think that's good.

00:44:29.000 The way that hit...

00:44:30.000 Mind your feet's a little far. 1.00

00:44:32.000 Yeah, the way that hit, I think he blew his fucking car apart. 0.99

00:44:37.000 Bro, I got a little too... 0.99

00:44:38.000 You know, you said this thing last night.

00:44:40.000 It's very funny in your bit, right?

00:44:42.000 But I found myself like, dude, you're talking about Florida, bro?

00:44:51.000 You're like a proud Floridian now.

00:44:52.000 Yeah, I forgot what it was.

00:44:55.000 Yeah, you'll ruin the bit if I... Yeah, no, I'm not going to...

00:44:57.000 But you just...

00:44:59.000 Imagine Florida.

00:45:00.000 And I remember I was in the balcony.

00:45:01.000 I'm like...

00:45:02.000 I'm laughing. 1.00

00:45:04.000 He's just fucking... 1.00

00:45:05.000 Tomorrow I'm coming with a Texas thing. 0.99

00:45:11.000 It was really funny though, but yeah, I feel like I need a truck.

00:45:16.000 I like the little bit of the hillbilly thing going on.

00:45:21.000 Well, if you want a truck that never breaks, get yourself a Toyota.

00:45:26.000 Get yourself one of those Tacomas.

00:45:29.000 They make great little trucks.

00:45:31.000 If you want a little truck, if you want a bigger truck, get yourself a Tundra. 1.00

00:45:35.000 Those fucking things never break, man. 0.99

00:45:37.000 There's something about Toyota's build quality. 1.00

00:45:41.000 I know so many people that have Tacomas.

00:45:43.000 They never have a problem with those things.

00:45:45.000 Never.

00:45:46.000 They just drive.

00:45:47.000 They just go.

00:45:47.000 Everyone says Toyota's the...

00:45:49.000 If you want a car or vehicle that's going to last a long time, do the Toyota.

00:45:54.000 Yes.

00:45:54.000 And it took a while with my dad.

00:45:56.000 He wouldn't do it.

00:45:57.000 And then finally, I think his last car is a Toyota Camry.

00:45:59.000 So much of our cars are built overseas.

00:46:02.000 Yeah.

00:46:02.000 Parts and stuff.

00:46:04.000 The reality is they build Honda NSXs in Ohio.

00:46:09.000 Wasn't it in Ohio?

00:46:10.000 It was, yeah.

00:46:11.000 Yeah.

00:46:12.000 I mean, that's a...

00:46:14.000 Japanese car being made in America.

00:46:16.000 There's a world market when it comes to cars.

00:46:19.000 If you wanted to have a car that's like a really American-made car, Tesla is about as close as you get.

00:46:25.000 And even Tesla, of course the batteries don't come from America.

00:46:28.000 The minerals don't come from America.

00:46:33.000 You want to get an American car, get an old car.

00:46:36.000 That's a real American car.

00:46:37.000 Get a 1969 Camaro.

00:46:40.000 One of them stick shifts or something.

00:46:44.000 Just driving down the Tallahassee highway.

00:46:47.000 Yes.

00:46:47.000 Yeah.

00:46:48.000 Yeah.

00:46:48.000 I never was a car guy, man.

00:46:50.000 I know that's sad.

00:46:51.000 That's sad.

00:46:52.000 I know.

00:46:52.000 Matter of fact, it's really sad.

00:46:53.000 My first one was a 73 Chevy Nova.

00:46:56.000 That's the last year of the NSX. They're canceling it.

00:47:00.000 That's your thing?

00:47:01.000 Oh, it's a beautiful car.

00:47:02.000 I've never had one.

00:47:02.000 I had the old one.

00:47:04.000 I had an NSX from 2005 and I had one from like 96. I had two different ones in the past.

00:47:11.000 One with the pop-up headlights and one with the fixed headlights.

00:47:14.000 The one that I had was this cool little silver car.

00:47:20.000 They were all aluminum.

00:47:22.000 They were basically Japan's response to a Ferrari.

00:47:26.000 That's what the NSX was.

00:47:27.000 When you were doing stand-up, what was your car?

00:47:31.000 When you first started, what was your car? 0.85

00:47:33.000 Started out, I had shitboxes.

00:47:35.000 I had a Honda Accord.

00:47:36.000 I had a lot of terrible cars.

00:47:38.000 Until I got some money. 0.99

00:47:39.000 But that car was a fucking marvelous little car. 0.99

00:47:43.000 They're worth a lot of money now. 0.98

00:47:44.000 Because people are realizing how fun they are to drive.

00:47:47.000 It's like a little go-kart.

00:47:49.000 Mid-engine.

00:47:50.000 It's not that fast, but it's really exciting to drive.

00:47:53.000 Very fun to drive.

00:47:54.000 The cars where I live in Naples?

00:47:56.000 Oh my god.

00:47:58.000 I didn't realize how poor I was until I moved to Naples.

00:48:00.000 Oh really? 1.00

00:48:01.000 Oh yeah, that's like all billionaires and shit. 0.99

00:48:04.000 Rolls Royces. 0.99

00:48:05.000 There's at least three Bentleys just in my neighborhood.

00:48:10.000 Do you know how crazy that sounds?

00:48:12.000 Yeah, that's crazy.

00:48:13.000 I've seen two my whole life.

00:48:14.000 There's three in the neighborhood.

00:48:16.000 You ever been in one of those?

00:48:18.000 You ever been in one of those?

00:48:20.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:48:21.000 They're fucking worth it. 0.98

00:48:22.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:48:24.000 Sometimes you get in something.

00:48:25.000 You feel like in another time zone.

00:48:26.000 You sit in a Rolls Royce, you go, okay, I know why you spent all this money.

00:48:29.000 Yeah.

00:48:30.000 You look up, the ceiling is just like this with the stars.

00:48:32.000 That is wild, dude.

00:48:34.000 That's wild.

00:48:35.000 But there's something about that level of balling that's uncomfortable for me.

00:48:38.000 Is it?

00:48:39.000 Yeah, I don't ball like that.

00:48:40.000 That's too hard.

00:48:41.000 You're balling too hard.

00:48:45.000 So am I going too soft?

00:48:46.000 No.

00:48:47.000 That's why I like muscle cars.

00:48:48.000 Muscle cars are like, you're balling, but muscle cars are like, You know, that's a car that pretty much anybody who saves up money can get a version of a muscle car.

00:49:00.000 It's like you're not going to get a version of a new Ferrari convertible.

00:49:05.000 You're not going to get a version.

00:49:06.000 But if you buy a 69 Camaro and you spend a ton of money on it and have it coming out looking cherry with amazing paint and wheels...

00:49:14.000 But another kid also has a 69 Camaro and he's working on it in his garage.

00:49:19.000 Like, that's an accessible car. 0.99

00:49:21.000 Like, his shit could have Bondo on it, you know, it could have, you know, fucking old wheels and tires, but he's fixing things. 0.99

00:49:28.000 Like, that's a baller car. 1.00

00:49:30.000 That's like an accessible car. 1.00

00:49:32.000 Damn. 1.00

00:49:33.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:49:33.000 I'm never gonna... 1.00

00:49:34.000 I can't even... 0.99

00:49:35.000 I'm not gonna be a fucking baller. 0.99

00:49:37.000 I don't know if I can ever be a baller. 0.99

00:49:39.000 If I had a baller...

00:49:39.000 You know what I really want?

00:49:40.000 You know what I got into?

00:49:41.000 Look at that one.

00:49:42.000 Look at that.

00:49:42.000 Mustang Super Snake.

00:49:43.000 The Hummers.

00:49:44.000 Mustang Super Snake.

00:49:45.000 That's the convertible.

00:49:46.000 Look at that.

00:49:47.000 825 horsepower. 0.99

00:49:48.000 Goddamn, look at that thing. 1.00

00:49:49.000 See, that doesn't... 0.99

00:49:50.000 I don't... 1.00

00:49:51.000 That doesn't negate your dick already? 1.00

00:49:52.000 No. 1.00

00:49:52.000 What? 1.00

00:49:53.000 What's wrong with you?

00:49:54.000 I want something like a Hummer.

00:49:55.000 Go back to that convertible.

00:49:56.000 That convertible excites me.

00:49:57.000 Does it?

00:49:58.000 It's Yeah, I had a Shelby GT500 convertible.

00:50:02.000 I don't even know what that is. 0.94

00:50:03.000 I fucking loved it. 0.98

00:50:04.000 I loved it. 0.99

00:50:04.000 It was like a 2011, I think I had, or 12. I had a Shelby GT500 convertible. 0.99

00:50:13.000 Loved it. 0.99

00:50:14.000 It was so crude and so loud and so like so silly Like anytime you want it when you're making a turn you stop on the gas the ass and kicks out I was like this car is so ridiculous. 0.99

00:50:25.000 It was so fun I loved it. 0.99

00:50:28.000 I loved it.

00:50:29.000 I loved it.

00:50:30.000 It wasn't like the fastest zero to 60 didn't handle the best and It was just so much fun.

00:50:36.000 The roar of the engine.

00:50:38.000 I think it's like 500. Yeah, that's what I had.

00:50:40.000 I think it was like...

00:50:42.000 No, I had the model right before that.

00:50:44.000 I had the model before that.

00:50:45.000 That was 2022. I had a 2011, I think I had.

00:50:51.000 I loved it.

00:50:52.000 Yeah, it looked like that. 0.98

00:50:53.000 Fucking loved it. 0.95

00:50:55.000 It was so much fun. 0.97

00:50:57.000 It wasn't the best-built car, but it wasn't that expensive either.

00:51:02.000 It's like you're in a thrill ride.

00:51:07.000 You're not driving.

00:51:08.000 Every time you're heading on the gas, the top is down, so you hear everything.

00:51:12.000 So you hear the...

00:51:13.000 You're stomping on the gas, the wind's in your face.

00:51:20.000 It was so much fun.

00:51:21.000 It was great.

00:51:22.000 It was so much fun.

00:51:24.000 Yeah.

00:51:26.000 We're an American band.

00:51:28.000 I like playing that.

00:51:30.000 We're coming to your town.

00:51:31.000 Help your body down. 0.68

00:51:33.000 We're an American band. 1.00

00:51:35.000 You're fucking on the highway, Jim, bro. 1.00

00:51:37.000 Right. 1.00

00:51:40.000 And I'm next to you in the Honda Insight blasting fucking Metallica. 0.99

00:51:49.000 No remorse. 1.00

00:51:51.000 Come on, man.

00:51:53.000 I want you to picture yourself, Jim Brewer.

00:51:55.000 I want a Hummer!

00:51:55.000 I want you in a red convertible.

00:51:58.000 Buy a 2012. You can still get them.

00:52:01.000 People have them, and they're low mileage.

00:52:03.000 This is you, on the highway.

00:52:05.000 Come on, son.

00:52:07.000 The music is blaring.

00:52:09.000 The wind's got your hair flowing.

00:52:12.000 Woo! 0.99

00:52:13.000 Maybe out of 20-ounce Starbucks.

00:52:18.000 I need...

00:52:19.000 I need...

00:52:20.000 Now he's trying to sell you on a new Corvette.

00:52:22.000 Those are great too, but I like you as more of like a 2012 Shelby GT500, stick shift.

00:52:31.000 I like the tank thing.

00:52:33.000 A tank?

00:52:35.000 Oh, like an Elon tank?

00:52:36.000 Yeah, I was a Hummer guy.

00:52:38.000 I wanted a Hummer.

00:52:39.000 I know it was corny, but I loved it.

00:52:42.000 We're at American Band.

00:52:44.000 That car right there, that's you.

00:52:47.000 Red, white stripes.

00:52:52.000 Flaps?

00:52:53.000 Flaps? 1.00

00:52:54.000 Fuck yeah, flaps. 1.00

00:52:55.000 Give the man some flaps. 1.00

00:52:57.000 But that red one, the red convertible.

00:52:59.000 Click on that red convertible. 1.00

00:53:01.000 That's the shit. 1.00

00:53:02.000 Right there, bro. 1.00

00:53:03.000 That's you.

00:53:04.000 See now there? 0.64

00:53:06.000 Raunchy engine.

00:53:08.000 Listen.

00:53:12.000 You're at a red light and you just hear it and it just goes, come on daddy, let's go.

00:53:17.000 Let's go daddy. 0.86

00:53:19.000 I was in that for like a very short period.

00:53:23.000 I love that car.

00:53:24.000 I'm gonna go buy one.

00:53:25.000 As soon as the show's over.

00:53:28.000 I miss mine.

00:53:29.000 I'm gonna be you when I grow up.

00:53:31.000 That's one of the most fun cars I've ever owned.

00:53:34.000 See now that, now I'm excited.

00:53:36.000 A Hummer?

00:53:37.000 Yes.

00:53:38.000 We're an American man.

00:53:40.000 I like being higher.

00:53:42.000 I get it.

00:53:44.000 Well, you should see my truck.

00:53:46.000 I have a TRX. Yeah.

00:53:48.000 From Hennessy.

00:53:50.000 It has a thousand horsepower. 1.00

00:53:52.000 Oh, damn. 1.00

00:53:53.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:53:54.000 It's the most preposterous truck ever.

00:53:56.000 You would love it. 0.93

00:53:57.000 You're way above everything.

00:53:58.000 The good thing about that is you see trouble ahead.

00:54:01.000 Like if you're in a little car, like a low car, the problem is like sometimes shit's happening ahead of you and you don't know why everybody's gonna hit the brakes.

00:54:08.000 So you don't see it until like a second or two after someone who's higher up gets a view of it.

00:54:13.000 That's it. 1.00

00:54:13.000 Look at that motherfucker. 1.00

00:54:14.000 Yes. 1.00

00:54:14.000 That's why the little cars freak me out. 1.00

00:54:17.000 Yeah, I love driving that thing.

00:54:19.000 It's like driving a tank.

00:54:20.000 That's what I love.

00:54:20.000 And it's also, I don't know.

00:54:22.000 But you know what's one of those?

00:54:23.000 Post Malona's one like that.

00:54:25.000 Like the double rear wheels, like just to carry around his money.

00:54:31.000 He just stacks gold in the back of it like a leprechaun and drives around.

00:54:36.000 Was he on here?

00:54:37.000 Yeah, he's awesome.

00:54:38.000 I love that dude.

00:54:39.000 I saw him on costume.

00:54:40.000 He's a very fun, very fun dude.

00:54:42.000 We did mushrooms.

00:54:43.000 We did the whole podcast on mushrooms.

00:54:45.000 Did he really?

00:54:46.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:54:46.000 He loves music.

00:54:47.000 He loves playing music and learning guitar.

00:54:51.000 Amazing guy.

00:54:51.000 Super, super talented, creative individual.

00:54:53.000 Very unusual person.

00:54:55.000 And really fun.

00:54:56.000 He's really fun to talk to.

00:54:58.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:54:59.000 But what were we talking about?

00:55:01.000 I have no clue.

00:55:02.000 The trucks.

00:55:03.000 Yeah.

00:55:03.000 Or just get yourself a Raptor.

00:55:05.000 A Raptor's a little less crazy, but it's still very big.

00:55:09.000 And it's super capable.

00:55:11.000 And it's comfortable.

00:55:12.000 Because they have a lot of travel.

00:55:14.000 Like on the shocks, because you off-road in them.

00:55:17.000 It makes driving on the road very comfortable.

00:55:20.000 Joe, I'm at the point in life where I'm at.

00:55:24.000 I'm like, I can literally live...

00:55:28.000 In the middle of nowhere, I think, and just disappear for a year or two.

00:55:36.000 I don't know, but that's where I feel like I'm at at times.

00:55:40.000 So I just need a truck, I don't need a fast car, maybe like a truck, and that's that.

00:55:45.000 But I'm close.

00:55:46.000 That's why you want a Raptor.

00:55:47.000 You don't never get those feelings yet.

00:55:50.000 What, the want to go away from everybody's feelings? 0.99

00:55:51.000 Just like dude, fucking out. 0.99

00:55:53.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:55:54.000 Well, you know what we were talking about before?

00:55:55.000 We were talking about hunter-gatherer people.

00:55:58.000 I go hunting every year.

00:56:00.000 To me, it's a big reset.

00:56:03.000 When I go in the mountains of Utah, when I'm there for a week, it's a big reset.

00:56:09.000 And it's also, man, you're in the real wild.

00:56:12.000 When we were there, I guess it was two years ago that I saw that cat?

00:56:15.000 Was it two years?

00:56:15.000 It wasn't this year.

00:56:16.000 It was the year before that, right?

00:56:18.000 I saw a giant cat.

00:56:21.000 It was so big, dude.

00:56:22.000 It was under a tree.

00:56:23.000 My friend Colton spotted it.

00:56:25.000 We were driving.

00:56:26.000 He was driving, and we were taking this dirt road, and we go through this creek, and we're going up this little hill, and he stomps on the brakes real quick. 1.00

00:56:34.000 And he goes, look at that fucking lion! 0.99

00:56:36.000 And I look, and I just see these glowing eyes that are underneath this tree. 1.00

00:56:42.000 And the headlights, it was just getting dusk out, and the headlights were catching his eyes, and his eyes were glowing.

00:56:47.000 Bro, it was huge. 0.99

00:56:50.000 He had this big old fucking pumpkin head and these giant forearms, and he was sitting there. 0.99

00:56:56.000 This was a full-grown Tom mountain lion. 1.00

00:56:59.000 It was a real big male, like a 180, 190-pound cat.

00:57:05.000 It was that big.

00:57:07.000 It was so crazy.

00:57:08.000 I'd seen him before, but the ones I'd seen before were like, Little ones.

00:57:11.000 I saw like a 60 pounder maybe or a 70 pounder running across the street in Montecito in Santa Barbara.

00:57:17.000 I was just driving and I saw this thing run across the street and then I saw his tail. 0.99

00:57:20.000 I was like, oh shit, that's a mountain lion. 0.97

00:57:22.000 So what do you do when you see this thing staring at you? 0.99

00:57:27.000 Well, we were in a truck, luckily.

00:57:29.000 Luckily we were in a truck.

00:57:30.000 But dude, I pulled up my binoculars from the truck because it was about 30 yards away from us.

00:57:35.000 I pulled up my binoculars in the truck and I was freaking out.

00:57:38.000 Just closed in on this thing? 1.00

00:57:40.000 This fucking killing machine? 1.00

00:57:42.000 Dude, I've never seen one that close before in the wild. 1.00

00:57:46.000 It's terrifying!

00:57:48.000 Any illusions you have of escape or fighting it off? 0.98

00:57:54.000 They go, your brain does all these calculations, like, maybe I can fucking... 1.00

00:57:58.000 All that shit is gone. 1.00

00:58:01.000 All that shit is so out the window when you actually see one. 1.00

00:58:04.000 Like, you just melt. 1.00

00:58:05.000 You're like, oh my god, I'm putty.

00:58:07.000 I'm a water balloon.

00:58:09.000 It's just gonna scratch me apart.

00:58:12.000 They're so big, dude, and so scary.

00:58:15.000 You really have to be careful and or have a gun.

00:58:20.000 Because there's a moment, if you're in the wrong place at the wrong time, where people get got every year.

00:58:27.000 People get got.

00:58:28.000 The joggers and hikers, they get got. 1.00

00:58:32.000 Those motherfuckers will eat you. 1.00

00:58:34.000 And it's nothing you can do. 1.00

00:58:35.000 They hit you.

00:58:36.000 You're out.

00:58:36.000 They're dragging you up the hill.

00:58:38.000 They'll grab ahold of your neck and you'll never get them off.

00:58:40.000 No. 1.00

00:58:41.000 They'll just kill you. 0.99

00:58:42.000 You don't understand how much force. 0.91

00:58:44.000 That thing is killing bull moose. 1.00

00:58:47.000 It's jumping on the back of a moose and killing it.

00:58:50.000 You've got to understand, this is a super predator that lives amongst us.

00:58:54.000 And in California, they're like, we have to protect them.

00:58:57.000 We have to protect them.

00:58:59.000 We have to keep them alive.

00:59:01.000 To eat your cat.

00:59:02.000 Yeah.

00:59:03.000 Or your dog.

00:59:04.000 Well, they eat mostly cats and dogs.

00:59:06.000 They did a study of them in San Francisco and all the ones that they had deprivation.

00:59:10.000 Is it depredation or depredation, right?

00:59:14.000 Depredation.

00:59:15.000 I think it's depredatorizing or something like that.

00:59:17.000 But when a predator is a problem, they get a depredation permit and they have to take it out.

00:59:22.000 And when they take them out, they were doing studies on the stomach contents.

00:59:26.000 And it was 50% cats and dogs.

00:59:28.000 Oh, wow.

00:59:29.000 Well, yeah, it makes sense.

00:59:30.000 Easy prey.

00:59:30.000 They're just sitting in the backyard.

00:59:31.000 They're in the front.

00:59:32.000 You let your dog out to pee.

00:59:34.000 And the next thing you know, Benson?

00:59:36.000 Yeah.

00:59:37.000 Yeah.

00:59:38.000 Benson?

00:59:38.000 It happened to a buddy of mine recently with coyotes.

00:59:41.000 Oh, no!

00:59:42.000 Yeah.

00:59:42.000 You ever see those videos?

00:59:43.000 I have, unfortunately.

00:59:45.000 I know.

00:59:45.000 I watched those, too.

00:59:46.000 The scary ones are when wolves get a dog.

00:59:49.000 Like a chained up dog?

00:59:50.000 Chained up.

00:59:51.000 Chained up.

00:59:51.000 And there's nothing.

00:59:52.000 And you see the dog knows he's fucked. 1.00

00:59:54.000 The dog knows he's fucked. 1.00

00:59:55.000 He knows he's fucked. 1.00

00:59:55.000 He's chained up. 1.00

00:59:56.000 He can't even run away.

00:59:57.000 And they'll pull him right from the chain.

00:59:59.000 They tear him apart.

01:00:00.000 Yeah.

01:00:00.000 It's horrifying.

01:00:02.000 But that's your...

01:00:04.000 Not the horrifying, but that's your piece.

01:00:06.000 That's your going away.

01:00:08.000 I'm learning that from hunters where a lot of the hunters...

01:00:12.000 I shouldn't say a lot.

01:00:14.000 The ones that I know...

01:00:17.000 It's not so much the hunt.

01:00:20.000 I mean, yes, it's the hunt, but it's also being out there in nature, in the wild, just you and nature.

01:00:28.000 And that just completely reboots everything about you.

01:00:31.000 Yeah, that's certainly a part of it.

01:00:33.000 That's certainly a part of it.

01:00:34.000 There's a lot of things going on out there.

01:00:36.000 It's also like there's a connection to the actual cycle of life.

01:00:41.000 Like you'll stumble upon a dead animal.

01:00:43.000 Right.

01:01:04.000 I like going to Africa on a safari.

01:01:07.000 I love...

01:01:08.000 It just...

01:01:09.000 It snaps you back into reality.

01:01:11.000 Yeah.

01:01:11.000 This is true life.

01:01:13.000 This is true nature.

01:01:15.000 Yeah.

01:01:15.000 We've created something really weird with cities.

01:01:18.000 Weird!

01:01:19.000 And because we're so adaptable, because people are so adaptable, we've adapted to city life.

01:01:24.000 And it is so unsustainable.

01:01:26.000 It is.

01:01:27.000 It's such a weird way to live because you can't get your food that way.

01:01:30.000 The food has to be shipped in every day, constantly.

01:01:34.000 The real way to live is to live around your food.

01:01:37.000 That's the way to live.

01:01:38.000 The real way to live is to live real close by to your food.

01:01:42.000 Everything is getting shipped in and it has to go up an elevator to get to the 50th floor.

01:01:48.000 But you got some banana like me when I was like 18 and I was shipping produce and then you got like cherry tomatoes on top and I'm stoned out of my bird.

01:01:57.000 And you're eating the cherry tomatoes? 0.99

01:01:58.000 No, I'm eating the cherry tomatoes and the guy's like, now listen, when you go down the stairs, if you feel the thing going, I'm pretty sure it was a fucking mobster restaurant. 0.99

01:02:08.000 I know it was. 0.98

01:02:08.000 And he's like, listen, this is the guy's father. 0.98

01:02:12.000 He's like, so he loves his cherry tomatoes? 0.99

01:02:14.000 No fucking problem, dude. 0.99

01:02:15.000 I went... 1.00

01:02:15.000 I made, on the truck, maybe two steps. 1.00

01:02:19.000 Oh no. 0.99

01:02:20.000 Oh yeah, he's like, I'll go distract him and you pick that shit up and I'll fucking clean up. 1.00

01:02:25.000 Jesus Christ. 0.99

01:02:27.000 But the point is, yeah, you couldn't pay me.

01:02:29.000 Is this just me?

01:02:31.000 I mean, you were talking last night like, Jim, she moved to Austin.

01:02:35.000 I don't think I can ever live near a city again, bro.

01:02:38.000 So do you want to live on a ranch?

01:02:40.000 I loved...

01:02:44.000 Love to be on a ranch.

01:02:45.000 Why don't you get yourself a Texas ranch, Jim?

01:02:47.000 I would love to be on a ranch.

01:02:48.000 Start raising livestock.

01:02:50.000 I would love to do that.

01:02:52.000 Start raising livestock.

01:02:53.000 That's what I want to do.

01:02:54.000 Yeah.

01:02:56.000 And I'm just, I'm trying to...

01:02:57.000 It's a lot of work.

01:02:58.000 It's a lot of work, but...

01:02:59.000 You've got to hire somebody.

01:03:01.000 Yes.

01:03:02.000 I know I'm not going to do it.

01:03:03.000 Someone has to do it.

01:03:04.000 Yeah, there's like real work involved in running a ranch.

01:03:07.000 I have some friends who own ranches, and it's like, whew, this is like an operation.

01:03:11.000 Yeah, man.

01:03:12.000 That's an all-day, all-night event.

01:03:14.000 Like, you're on guard 24-7.

01:03:16.000 Something's going on.

01:03:17.000 You're on the cattle, or you've got an issue with the coyote, or whatever.

01:03:22.000 Something's always going on.

01:03:23.000 What's going on with the chickens?

01:03:25.000 Why are they dying?

01:03:25.000 I don't know.

01:03:26.000 Are they diseased?

01:03:27.000 Yeah, this dude that I met recently in South Texas, they found a dead migrant on his property.

01:03:33.000 Yeah, some guy is...

01:03:35.000 You knew them?

01:03:35.000 Yeah, I know the guy that owns the ranch.

01:03:38.000 Really?

01:03:39.000 Yeah, they found a dead migrant.

01:03:41.000 What do you think he died of?

01:03:42.000 They don't know.

01:03:43.000 I don't know what the autopsy results were, but most likely they die of either, like, they run out of water and it's the heat.

01:03:51.000 Maybe they die of a heat stroke because they get lost.

01:03:54.000 You know, these are enormous ranches.

01:03:56.000 You're talking about like tens of thousands of acres.

01:03:59.000 Oh, wow.

01:04:01.000 And they're all connected.

01:04:02.000 It's like they're about 40 minutes, 50 minutes drive from Mexico.

01:04:07.000 And so these poor guys, this guy just wandered.

01:04:12.000 And found his way onto this ranch and apparently couldn't find water.

01:04:16.000 Just couldn't find water and that was that.

01:04:17.000 Sometimes a heat stroke, what happens with people is they...

01:04:20.000 It happened to this UFC fighter, Evan Tanner.

01:04:24.000 He's this really interesting guy who, he went on like a walkabout.

01:04:28.000 You know, he would go on these like nature retreats to try to find himself.

01:04:32.000 He was like really into meditating.

01:04:34.000 Very interesting guy.

01:04:36.000 And he did it in Death Valley.

01:04:39.000 And he couldn't find his water.

01:04:41.000 He just, like, he got disoriented.

01:04:44.000 And he wound up dying of heat stroke.

01:04:46.000 Yeah, I don't have desire to just, like, desert walk-in and stuff like that.

01:04:50.000 That's scary.

01:04:52.000 Very dangerous.

01:04:53.000 Yeah, man.

01:04:54.000 That temperature gets up to, like, what does Death Valley get up to?

01:04:57.000 It's the hottest ever.

01:04:59.000 It's the hottest place on Earth.

01:05:00.000 It's the hottest place on Earth?

01:05:01.000 I think it gets, like, way over 120 degrees.

01:05:06.000 Which is wild.

01:05:07.000 I was in Arizona.

01:05:08.000 $134.

01:05:09.000 How much?

01:05:11.000 $134.

01:05:13.000 Do you know what 134 degrees must feel like when you go outside?

01:05:16.000 No.

01:05:17.000 That's a literal sauna.

01:05:18.000 Yes.

01:05:19.000 You know how it burns your lungs when you first go in the sauna?

01:05:23.000 That is insane.

01:05:24.000 Yeah, that's... 0.97

01:05:25.000 134 degrees is so fucking hot. 0.93

01:05:28.000 That was in 1913. Well, how good were their fucking thermometers back then? 0.99

01:05:32.000 That's what I'm saying. 0.99

01:05:33.000 You know what?

01:05:34.000 I mean, we believe in that.

01:05:36.000 Are you going to trust the time on a 1913 watch? 1.00

01:05:39.000 Look at this shit. 0.99

01:05:41.000 My apologies, it was 103. Yeah, how the fuck do you know? 1.00

01:05:45.000 Bitch, stop lying. 1.00

01:05:46.000 You've read out of Mercury. 1.00

01:05:49.000 Just Valley just recorded the hottest temperature on Earth.

01:05:52.000 130 degrees.

01:05:54.000 Wow.

01:05:55.000 When was that?

01:05:55.000 2020?

01:05:57.000 130 degrees is so insane. 0.99

01:05:59.000 That's so fucking hot. 0.71

01:06:01.000 My hot tub goes up to 105 and I can't do it. 0.89

01:06:05.000 104, I'm done.

01:06:06.000 I guess what happens when people are out there doing that, I think they get disoriented.

01:06:11.000 And they don't know what's going on.

01:06:13.000 They don't know where they went.

01:06:15.000 Their brain, they're so overheated that they literally can't think straight.

01:06:20.000 You can't think straight. 1.00

01:06:21.000 And then you're fucked. 1.00

01:06:23.000 It's like your brain just gets so hot, it's just not working anymore. 1.00

01:06:27.000 So did you have a ranch at one time?

01:06:30.000 Do you have a ranch out here?

01:06:31.000 No, I've never had a ranch.

01:06:32.000 You've never had a ranch.

01:06:33.000 But I want one.

01:06:34.000 You want one too?

01:06:35.000 I've thought about doing one, yeah.

01:06:36.000 What I've thought about is making a podcast ranch. 0.83

01:06:40.000 I've thought about buying a ranch and putting a studio on the ranch and have a bunch of cool shit we could do on the ranch.

01:06:46.000 Like have a lake where you can go fishing and... 0.86

01:06:49.000 You know, have some fun.

01:06:51.000 Have like a little concert area so like friends can come by. 0.99

01:06:55.000 We can play concerts and shit. 0.88

01:06:56.000 That's a cool idea. 0.99

01:06:58.000 Just for fun.

01:06:58.000 That is a lot of fun.

01:06:59.000 Yeah.

01:07:00.000 I say you invest in that immediately.

01:07:02.000 Yes, I'm thinking about it.

01:07:05.000 I'm learning how to play guitar, Joe!

01:07:07.000 We need a landing strip.

01:07:09.000 Need a landing strip. 0.80

01:07:11.000 You need a small airport.

01:07:13.000 Yeah.

01:07:14.000 A ranch with a small airport.

01:07:16.000 Yeah.

01:07:17.000 And rocket launchers.

01:07:18.000 We're going to need some rocket launchers.

01:07:19.000 Yeah.

01:07:20.000 The people you're starting to roll with, you're definitely going to need that.

01:07:22.000 Heavy ordinance. 0.99

01:07:24.000 We're going to need some shit. 1.00

01:07:25.000 We could just... 0.99

01:07:26.000 Things that you could blow up large things with.

01:07:29.000 I just need like a wiffle ball field.

01:07:31.000 Take people out for target practice.

01:07:33.000 That would be very fun. 0.99

01:07:35.000 Take some old cars out and just annihilate them. 0.99

01:07:39.000 That would be fun. 0.99

01:07:43.000 Boom! 0.99

01:07:43.000 Toss of grenades? 0.99

01:07:44.000 Have you ever seen videos of people using Tannerite?

01:07:47.000 No.

01:07:47.000 You know what Tannerite is?

01:07:48.000 No.

01:07:49.000 It's an explosive that's...

01:07:50.000 It's pretty...

01:07:52.000 It's not hard to get.

01:07:53.000 A lot of people have it.

01:07:55.000 And Tannerite...

01:07:56.000 I don't know what the laws are on it.

01:07:57.000 But they'll put it in a refrigerator and then shoot it from a distance and it blows up.

01:08:04.000 And when it blows up, dude... 1.00

01:08:05.000 There's a video of this fucking guy. 1.00

01:08:07.000 He... 1.00

01:08:08.000 Sets it up in a refrigerator, and shoots it, and it blows up, and the refrigerator door comes flying past him, like just misses him.

01:08:18.000 And how far away is he?

01:08:20.000 40 yards, 50 yards?

01:08:22.000 Something like that?

01:08:23.000 You know that video, Jamie?

01:08:24.000 I'm pretty sure this is it.

01:08:25.000 Yeah.

01:08:26.000 Maybe more than...

01:08:27.000 No, that's like 100 yards.

01:08:28.000 Oh, dang! 0.94

01:08:28.000 That's far! 0.94

01:08:29.000 That ain't 40 yards.

01:08:30.000 Watch this.

01:08:31.000 Maybe that's 100 yards, probably.

01:08:32.000 Watch this.

01:08:33.000 Oh my god!

01:08:35.000 Bro.

01:08:37.000 What a...

01:08:38.000 What is that stuff?

01:08:39.000 Tannerite.

01:08:40.000 How crazy is that?

01:08:41.000 Watch this again. 0.67

01:08:42.000 So he shoots it.

01:08:43.000 Watch the door.

01:08:44.000 And just think to yourself, what do you do here?

01:08:47.000 Even how heavy that door is?

01:08:49.000 Yeah, you're not getting away from that.

01:08:51.000 Watch this.

01:08:53.000 Wow!

01:08:54.000 Bro, that guy was so slow to react, he would have been a dead man. 0.77

01:08:57.000 He would have been a dead man.

01:09:00.000 I mean, look how fast that door is coming at him.

01:09:02.000 Do you think the tree would have protected him in any way?

01:09:04.000 Yeah, it would have.

01:09:05.000 Yeah, for sure. 0.99

01:09:07.000 But he probably still would have got fucked up by shrapnel. 0.99

01:09:10.000 Let's see how fast it's... 0.99

01:09:11.000 Watch this.

01:09:12.000 He had two seconds, like a second and a half to react to that.

01:09:17.000 How about the fact that the door bows like a sail?

01:09:21.000 It just takes off.

01:09:21.000 There's so much force behind it, it bends like a sail.

01:09:25.000 Did you see that?

01:09:25.000 Show it again.

01:09:26.000 Watch how when it comes out, the door is like...

01:09:29.000 Look at the way the door bends as it passes by him. 0.98

01:09:39.000 This guy's such a psycho. 0.99

01:09:40.000 Watch this. 1.00

01:09:45.000 Oh my god, yeah, you're right!

01:09:47.000 See how it bends?

01:09:47.000 It just completely bent out.

01:09:49.000 It looked like the nose of a plane. 0.98

01:09:52.000 There was so much force, the fucking door folded over like a paper cup. 1.00

01:09:57.000 What a psycho! 1.00

01:10:00.000 See, but... 0.99

01:10:01.000 Actually, I'm looking at that, I think that's about 50 yards.

01:10:06.000 Dude, look at that thing. 0.99

01:10:07.000 Look at that thing. 0.92

01:10:08.000 That guy was so not getting out of the way.

01:10:11.000 He was taking that in the mug.

01:10:13.000 No, he wasn't.

01:10:14.000 So are we going to be able to do stuff like this?

01:10:16.000 Yes, but different.

01:10:18.000 A little different?

01:10:18.000 Yeah, we're not going to use refrigerator doors.

01:10:21.000 We're going to do something wise.

01:10:23.000 Like what?

01:10:24.000 What can we do?

01:10:25.000 Something that blows up that's not going to hurt you.

01:10:28.000 From a nice distance.

01:10:29.000 We're going to have to develop some sort of concrete wall system.

01:10:31.000 That would be something kind of funny too, like big rubber. 0.56

01:10:34.000 You're like looking through the concrete wall of a turret and then you're blowing shit up on the other side of a lake or something. 0.86

01:10:40.000 Yeah, that sounds fun. 0.87

01:10:41.000 Yeah.

01:10:42.000 As long as it doesn't litter.

01:10:43.000 Got to make sure we're not littering.

01:10:44.000 Yeah, you have a crew. 1.00

01:10:45.000 Clean that shit up. 1.00

01:10:47.000 Clean that shit up. 1.00

01:10:48.000 See what a tank shell does to a human body? 1.00

01:10:50.000 Oh, don't show me this.

01:10:51.000 What?

01:10:51.000 Don't show me this.

01:10:52.000 That's already destroyed.

01:10:54.000 What is that?

01:10:54.000 That's a human body.

01:10:55.000 152 millimeter shell versus a body.

01:10:58.000 I mean, it's not a real body, obviously.

01:11:01.000 Oh my gosh.

01:11:02.000 Bro.

01:11:05.000 Bro.

01:11:06.000 You just vaporize.

01:11:08.000 Yeah.

01:11:09.000 Maybe stem cells could fix that.

01:11:13.000 There have been people in the world, I'm sure, that got hit by a tank.

01:11:17.000 Yeah.

01:11:19.000 They're not only shooting buildings with those things.

01:11:22.000 I saw a video in Ukraine recently where they just blew it right into a foxhole.

01:11:26.000 There's three dudes right there. 0.99

01:11:27.000 And it seemed like everything vaporized.

01:11:29.000 But I don't know if they hit them or not.

01:11:32.000 Oh my God.

01:11:33.000 Which I don't understand.

01:11:36.000 Listen, I don't get involved with all the Ukraine stuff.

01:11:40.000 But what I understand is...

01:11:42.000 At this day and age still, are they really doing ground?

01:11:47.000 When you have the technology just to tap a computer and just send...

01:11:52.000 Are we really on the ground and moving with tanks and stuff?

01:11:58.000 That blows my mind.

01:11:59.000 Well, they're trying to overtake a very specific piece of land.

01:12:03.000 And that's the way they're doing it.

01:12:05.000 They're using tanks.

01:12:06.000 The whole thing is very spooky.

01:12:09.000 It's so spooky that that's happening right now on Earth, you know, and Russia is invading Ukraine, and they're using tanks and drones, and what is that, Jamie?

01:12:19.000 Drone dropped a grenade inside of a tank hole.

01:12:22.000 Oh my god.

01:12:24.000 Oh my god.

01:12:26.000 Oh my god.

01:12:28.000 So, did you see that?

01:12:29.000 Like, the tank hole, the port was open on the top?

01:12:32.000 Yeah.

01:12:32.000 And it just dropped it right in there?

01:12:34.000 That is so insane.

01:12:35.000 Watch this.

01:12:37.000 Dude.

01:12:39.000 The drone videos are crazy.

01:12:41.000 There's a lot of crazy videos, to be honest with you.

01:12:43.000 Well, what's really crazy is like the Bill Hicks joke.

01:12:46.000 Remember Bill Hicks joke? 0.98

01:12:49.000 Like he said, he was doing about, you know, the different shit the army had to work with. 0.99

01:12:55.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:12:55.000 Because they had all these toys. 0.99

01:12:57.000 And like, pull up G-12.

01:12:59.000 Like, pull up G-12.

01:13:02.000 Yep.

01:13:02.000 Whoa.

01:13:03.000 What's G13 do?

01:13:04.000 Remember that bit?

01:13:05.000 Yeah.

01:13:05.000 And then, literally, how I see it is just like, you know, these guys said something about your sister.

01:13:11.000 Russian soldier reaches for his rifle to shoot down the drone.

01:13:14.000 Shouldn't have done that.

01:13:16.000 I'll skip ahead.

01:13:17.000 Oh, boy.

01:13:19.000 So it just gets over him and nukes him?

01:13:21.000 And drops four grenades on him.

01:13:22.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.

01:13:24.000 One.

01:13:26.000 He's over there on the left.

01:13:28.000 Oh, my God.

01:13:35.000 Oh my god, in a foxhole.

01:13:37.000 Oh my god.

01:13:38.000 Oh my god, Jesus Christ.

01:13:41.000 Alright, I don't need to see this.

01:13:44.000 See, this is what's crazy to me.

01:13:48.000 We know this is happening, but this is the first time we've ever seen social media footage from people's cell phones of war.

01:13:58.000 You know, I watched a Russian guy go into a foxhole that had these two Ukrainian guys in it.

01:14:04.000 And the Ukrainian guy, like, reached for his gun and the guy shot both of them in the head.

01:14:09.000 And it's like close range, cell phone footage.

01:14:13.000 It's like...

01:14:14.000 Well, what supposedly started it?

01:14:19.000 What started the war?

01:14:20.000 Yeah.

01:14:21.000 Russia's invading Ukraine.

01:14:23.000 Now, some people say that, but there's others that say that because the UN and they've been the most corrupt country in the world, blah, blah, blah.

01:14:34.000 That's the video.

01:14:35.000 Don't show me that again.

01:14:36.000 And then the US with the biological weapons and Russia kept saying, hey, man. 1.00

01:14:43.000 Getting closer and closer, which is shit. 0.99

01:14:45.000 We keep telling you, please don't do this. 0.99

01:14:47.000 I don't know what's a fact and what's not, but there is that side of people saying that.

01:14:53.000 Both are true.

01:14:56.000 So both things are true. 0.95

01:14:57.000 So one thing that's true is that...

01:15:00.000 What they have been doing is moving arms closer.

01:15:05.000 NATO's been moving arms closer to Russia, right?

01:15:09.000 So it's like me coming to you and I say, Joe, I'm going to... 0.99

01:15:11.000 And you go, Brewer, don't fucking come another step. 0.87

01:15:15.000 Where did NATO move arms closer to Russia where it was a real issue? 0.98

01:15:22.000 So there's been a lot of...

01:15:25.000 But what about the biological weapons?

01:15:27.000 What I was going to say is there's been a lot of discussion about doing this from the beginning.

01:15:32.000 There was a guy who was on the Colbert Show in like, it was the early teens, early 2000 teens.

01:15:40.000 And he had a book and he was describing in this book how Ukraine is essentially Robin.

01:15:47.000 We want to lure Robin away from Batman.

01:15:52.000 And we want to get Robin to join NATO. And we want to get Robin to join our side.

01:15:59.000 And this guy's explaining this on television, in a book, this plan that they had.

01:16:05.000 So in trying to get further and further control close to Ukraine, Russia felt like that was an attack on them.

01:16:15.000 That was provoking them.

01:16:16.000 They felt like it would be how we would feel if China started putting nuclear missiles in Cuba.

01:16:22.000 We have a new Cuban Missile Crisis.

01:16:23.000 Or in Canada.

01:16:24.000 Or in Canada.

01:16:25.000 Very similar.

01:16:26.000 How would we react?

01:16:27.000 How would we react?

01:16:29.000 So both those things are true and then Russia really did invade Ukraine and this is horrific and they're shooting missiles into apartment buildings and all that stuff's true, too So there's both sides that are true. 0.99

01:16:40.000 It's like it seems like there were some There were some strategic things that were being done that Russia felt was very threatening Do we know what they did what NATO did in terms of like moving arms closer to Russia?

01:16:55.000 What about the bioweapons that supposedly America had there, and they tried to say no, and then when it was brought up, they openly admitted, yes, we have biological weapons in Ukraine.

01:17:09.000 Do they call it biological weapons?

01:17:11.000 What do they call it?

01:17:13.000 I don't know.

01:17:14.000 It was like...

01:17:16.000 Biologic, whatever.

01:17:17.000 Right, some biolab.

01:17:18.000 Some biolab, whatever.

01:17:20.000 Yeah, that's what everybody wonders when you talk about biolabs.

01:17:25.000 How much of this is military applications?

01:17:30.000 How much of this stuff, is it 0%?

01:17:34.000 I don't think it's 0%.

01:17:35.000 I'm sure they must work on some things because I know that other countries work on things.

01:17:40.000 I interviewed a guy back in the day who worked for the Soviet Union and he had defected and it was for this sci-fi show and he was explaining to me how they have like giant supplies of anthrax.

01:17:54.000 And their biological weapons program was very robust. 0.99

01:17:58.000 Like, they have a real biological weapons program filled with shit that could kill everybody. 1.00

01:18:03.000 But my issue is... 1.00

01:18:05.000 There was something about that, according to what...

01:18:08.000 Oh, the New York Times says it's unfounded.

01:18:10.000 Let's just move away.

01:18:12.000 Let's just move on to the next subject.

01:18:14.000 But that's what I'm saying.

01:18:15.000 If they lied to you, you caught them lying.

01:18:18.000 Why do we believe anything we're seeing?

01:18:20.000 Yeah, but do we know, though?

01:18:22.000 That's what I'm saying!

01:18:23.000 But the problem is we don't know either.

01:18:25.000 It's like weapons of mass destruction, right, in Iraq. 0.89

01:18:28.000 Right.

01:18:28.000 In the beginning, everybody thought that that was what was really going on, and that we were going in there to stop this from happening, because we realized, like, this guy is funding terrorism, and he's got weapons of mass destruction, he's gonna kill us all, but it turns out to not be true at all.

01:18:40.000 Yeah, but the people that pushed that narrative knew it wasn't true. 0.96

01:18:44.000 And they funded it very well, and a lot of people got murdered, like innocent people that still come back with no legs, they don't get funded, and they're watching, you know, Trans Guy of the Year, and they're special, and their legs got blown off for a cause, and they're sitting there in a fucking van that drives them around, 0.99

01:19:02.000 electrical, that's pretty fucked up. 0.99

01:19:04.000 It's pretty fucked up. 1.00

01:19:06.000 No one's held accountable for that. 0.99

01:19:08.000 No one's held accountable.

01:19:09.000 So why am I gonna believe everything they're telling me about Russia and Ukraine?

01:19:14.000 This is what drives me nuts about humanity's better. 1.00

01:19:19.000 You're a fucking leader. 1.00

01:19:22.000 There's so many leaders that are just regular people now. 1.00

01:19:25.000 Why do you need government or your officials telling you where you're gonna fight?

01:19:32.000 If someone came in here right now and they said, Joe, you need to come across the street and fight, you're just gonna go fight? 0.99

01:19:36.000 No, you're gonna go, whoa, whoa, whoa, the fuck am I doing? 0.98

01:19:40.000 Don't worry about what we're doing, we're gonna tell you what we do. 0.99

01:19:42.000 Haven't they failed enough?

01:19:45.000 With lying and getting us into these positions. 0.95

01:19:49.000 If regular people talk to one, I guarantee if you did a fucking podcast with real humans in Russia, real humans in Ukraine, real humans everywhere, The people in control get scared real fucking quick because they'll see we all have a deeper connection. 0.92

01:20:07.000 We want to be with one another. 0.95

01:20:08.000 Yeah, we're not in dispute.

01:20:10.000 The leaders are in dispute and they drag the people into it.

01:20:13.000 Why?

01:20:13.000 And they're playing some geo chess game.

01:20:15.000 What they've always done.

01:20:16.000 Why are our lives at stake?

01:20:17.000 What is the NATO thing?

01:20:18.000 We need to like discuss that.

01:20:20.000 What did they do?

01:20:22.000 What are they accused of doing?

01:20:23.000 I don't want to make a false statement.

01:20:26.000 But either way, NATO inches closer to Russia's border.

01:20:29.000 Okay, so what have they done here?

01:20:31.000 I just want to know that we're being accurate.

01:20:33.000 Because this is not my field of expertise.

01:20:35.000 And I have no clue!

01:20:35.000 I just don't want to close all avenues that I've heard.

01:20:38.000 But I do believe that there was NATO... Okay, here.

01:20:41.000 Putin's goal of preventing NATO expansion essentially backfired when Finland and Sweden were motivated by the invasion of Ukraine to apply to join the military bloc.

01:20:50.000 Currently, five NATO members...

01:20:52.000 Okay, so NATO already border Russia or the Russian border.

01:20:56.000 Norway, Latvia, Estonia, Lithuania, and Poland already border Russia or the Russian enclave of Kalingrad.

01:21:03.000 Meanwhile, Finland shares an 830 mile border with Russia.

01:21:07.000 So Russia's border with NATO would more than double if Finland attains membership of the alliance.

01:21:13.000 So Finland was joining NATO as well.

01:21:15.000 So more of these people were joining NATO and they were...

01:21:20.000 What were they doing in terms of like having arms?

01:21:25.000 Russia implements border control of traffic moving from Russia into Finland, thus preventing attempts at illegal entry.

01:21:30.000 If Russia reduces its border control, this may cause additional pressure at the Finnish end to control illegal entry.

01:21:37.000 So they're trying to stop people from escaping.

01:21:40.000 Finland cannot rely on the effectiveness of Russian border control.

01:21:43.000 So people are just like streaming into Finland, I bet. 0.58

01:21:46.000 Yeah.

01:21:47.000 And Poland, right?

01:21:48.000 When this happened, a lot of people left Ukraine and they banned all men from leaving because they had to stay in fight.

01:21:55.000 Were they saying that NATO had arms that they were moving closer to the Russian border as well, like when someone joins NATO, or is it just that since that army is now in NATO? What was the dispute in terms of that?

01:22:12.000 It seems like if I was Putin and everyone's joining the opposition right next to me, I would also get concerned.

01:22:19.000 Yeah!

01:22:20.000 I'll start bugging out!

01:22:22.000 It doesn't justify what the guy did.

01:22:24.000 What he did is absolutely horrific.

01:22:26.000 You have to find a well-written essay from both sides to get...

01:22:28.000 They're all creepers.

01:22:30.000 The whole thing's creepy.

01:22:32.000 It's great to join NATO. It's great if we're all aligned.

01:22:35.000 It's great if we just want world peace, if that's our goal.

01:22:39.000 Is that really what's going on?

01:22:41.000 I don't know.

01:22:41.000 I'm waiting for the time that all changes.

01:22:44.000 And I'm not like anti-government, but I'm like anti-lying.

01:22:49.000 And they've lied long enough.

01:22:51.000 And it's cost people's lives.

01:22:55.000 There's no reason Why humanity, we have the microphones, to be able to start talking to one another, the leaders could sit there and listen, but if their interest is our,

01:23:12.000 as far as the humans that are occupying that, that they say they're there to take care of, they need to hear what we want.

01:23:20.000 But what we don't want is world leaders putting everyone's lives in danger.

01:23:24.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:23:25.000 Which they've always done, and they're doing right now.

01:23:28.000 So why are they still, like, I don't understand, is that the spook of January 6th?

01:23:34.000 Like, what?

01:23:37.000 Everyone needs to be held responsible who's pushing for complete madness.

01:23:42.000 Okay, so this is what Russia's fear...

01:23:44.000 Okay, according to Stephen Kotkin, professor of Russian history at Princeton University, Putin believes that Russia rightfully deserves a sphere of influence...

01:23:58.000 It's near abroad to Putin Ukraine is not a state because it's not sovereign small or weak states are only instruments in the hands of the great powers Where where we see Moscow's aggression Putin sees defense if Russia cannot control Ukraine Then the West will thus countries like Ukraine become platforms for invasion and then the West will dismember Russia and As the USSR was dismembered the way of thinking Russia goes back to the czars Russia 0.59

01:24:28.000 has no natural borders on its periphery and Stalin believed that without hegemony in Eastern Europe He would be subject to infiltration and subversion But the peoples of Eastern Europe did not want to be forced to live under communism and thus arose the very hostile hostility rather Stalin feared Interesting.

01:24:48.000 So it was all about controlling the borders in the beginning, and that's what they were worried about.

01:24:53.000 That's okay.

01:24:54.000 They're all creepers.

01:24:55.000 They're all like making moves on each other. 0.88

01:24:57.000 They're all stealing oil, blowing up pipelines. 0.97

01:24:59.000 They're all creepers. 0.98

01:25:00.000 They're all creepers.

01:25:03.000 They are! 0.95

01:25:03.000 They're all creepers. 0.95

01:25:04.000 Everywhere!

01:25:05.000 Yeah.

01:25:05.000 The Chinese are doing it the most clever, because they go to places and just take over like mining.

01:25:11.000 They're all over Africa. 0.99

01:25:12.000 Every time I go to Africa, I'd ask them, like, what's it been to, like, oh, the Chinese. 0.94

01:25:16.000 The Chinese. 0.54

01:25:17.000 They're buying everything.

01:25:18.000 How's the food, though?

01:25:18.000 You got good Chinese food in Africa?

01:25:20.000 I haven't had the Chinese food in Africa yet.

01:25:22.000 I wonder.

01:25:22.000 Imagine if, like, there's, like, a thriving...

01:25:24.000 It's like L.A. with Mexican food. 0.98

01:25:26.000 It's the best fucking Mexican food I've ever had other than being in Mexico. 0.98

01:25:31.000 That's two arrested for operating illegal overseas police station. 0.99

01:25:35.000 Yeah, I did see that.

01:25:37.000 In New York?

01:25:38.000 In New York.

01:25:39.000 Explain this.

01:25:41.000 Yeah, they have illegal Chinese police stations where they bus people for doing things that China thinks are crimes.

01:25:49.000 Wait, but are they busting Chinese people or Americans? 0.94

01:25:53.000 They're busting people from China that are living in America. 1.00

01:25:57.000 I don't know what the citizenship is, but I think that what they're doing is operating as a police force for the Chinese government in America.

01:26:05.000 How do you...

01:26:05.000 Defendants are New York City residents who allegedly operated the police station in Lower Manhattan and destroyed evidence when confronted by the FBI. So these guys, they had their own little police station.

01:26:18.000 Wow.

01:26:19.000 Yeah.

01:26:19.000 They were charged with opening and operating a legal overseas police station located in Lower Manhattan, New York, for a provincial branch of the Ministry of Public Security of the People's Republic of China.

01:26:49.000 Interesting that this is such a big crime, but...

01:26:54.000 You could stab someone, they'll let you out the next day. 0.71

01:26:56.000 Right. 0.99

01:26:57.000 You could loot a store.

01:26:58.000 You get let out the next day. 1.00

01:27:00.000 Stab, shoot a guy, rape. 0.99

01:27:02.000 Operating as a police force, you know, for the People's Republic of China, it's like, you can't do that, bro. 1.00

01:27:07.000 What were they catching people doing and what would be the consequences?

01:27:11.000 Do we know that yet?

01:27:12.000 That's kind of interesting.

01:27:13.000 Going to a ball game?

01:27:13.000 No, but if they caught people, do they ship them back to China?

01:27:16.000 Do they have a jail?

01:27:18.000 What if they have a jail?

01:27:19.000 What if they have the creepiest jail ever in New York City?

01:27:22.000 Oh my God, they must have a jail, right?

01:27:24.000 Of course they do.

01:27:24.000 Do they have a jail?

01:27:25.000 You probably got to go on the subway and then down the subway rail and then open a door.

01:27:29.000 It's like where the rats live.

01:27:31.000 Yes.

01:27:32.000 Yeah, it's pitch black.

01:27:33.000 You hear things moving in the water, like you hear little drips and then you hear like Did you hear about that prisoner in Georgia that got eaten alive by bedbugs?

01:27:44.000 No.

01:27:45.000 Yeah.

01:27:46.000 What?

01:27:46.000 This dude wound up, he was in such an infested cell that, and this is in America.

01:27:54.000 This is a prison.

01:27:55.000 This is in America.

01:27:56.000 Yeah, America.

01:27:57.000 This guy gets eaten alive by bedbugs.

01:28:01.000 How's that possible?

01:28:02.000 I don't understand what they- He was just covered in sores.

01:28:05.000 They just like attacked his whole body.

01:28:07.000 He's like lying there- So it's a period of time.

01:28:09.000 See in my head I think it happened overnight.

01:28:11.000 It's just a period of time.

01:28:12.000 I don't know how- I think he's in solitary and I think they keep them in inhumane conditions.

01:28:20.000 And this guy was just covered in sores.

01:28:24.000 Did you find that other story?

01:28:25.000 Georgia inmate eaten alive by bugs in a filthy cell.

01:28:29.000 How crazy is this?

01:28:32.000 What did he do?

01:28:33.000 I don't know.

01:28:34.000 Simple battery.

01:28:35.000 Simple battery.

01:28:37.000 Oh my God.

01:28:38.000 Three months later, he was found dead.

01:28:39.000 It was three months.

01:28:40.000 Okay.

01:28:41.000 So simple battery.

01:28:42.000 I don't know what happened.

01:28:44.000 He punched the wrong dude, man.

01:28:45.000 I don't know what happened.

01:28:46.000 So we don't know what happened there, right?

01:28:47.000 Maybe it was...

01:28:48.000 Could have been anything.

01:28:49.000 Maybe it was the other person's fault, right?

01:28:51.000 Could be anything.

01:28:51.000 So three months later, Mr. Thompson was found dead in a filthy jail cell after being eaten alive by insects and bed bugs.

01:28:58.000 When his body was found, one of the detention officers refused to administer CPR because, in her words, she freaked out.

01:29:06.000 The jail cell Mr. Thompson was housed in was not fit for a diseased animal.

01:29:12.000 He did not deserve this.

01:29:13.000 Disturbing photographs attached to Harper's statement show Thompson's cell, which is covered in dirt and strewn with debris.

01:29:20.000 One image also shows Thompson's bony body with defibrillator pads on his chest, which is covered in what appear to be small insect bites.

01:29:29.000 Do they have the images?

01:29:32.000 So there's his cell.

01:29:33.000 Jesus Christ. 1.00

01:29:35.000 Jesus fucking Christ. 1.00

01:29:37.000 Oh my God. 1.00

01:29:39.000 Look at that fucking toilet, too. 1.00

01:29:41.000 Oh, damn. 1.00

01:29:43.000 This is so bad. 1.00

01:29:45.000 Look at his body.

01:29:47.000 Oh, wow.

01:29:51.000 Oh my god.

01:29:55.000 That's insane.

01:29:56.000 He was eaten alive by bugs.

01:29:58.000 Oh my god.

01:30:00.000 Oh my god.

01:30:03.000 That's gnarly.

01:30:05.000 That's in America.

01:30:06.000 Yeah.

01:30:06.000 That's in America for simple battery.

01:30:09.000 Yeah.

01:30:10.000 Everyone thinks everything's perfect and amazing.

01:30:13.000 Now, yes, it can be.

01:30:15.000 Like, who is monitoring the jail cells? 0.99

01:30:18.000 I mean, they go to fucking restaurants and make sure that the conditions are... 0.99

01:30:21.000 They give them an A. Do they do that with jails? 0.99

01:30:24.000 Who's monitoring?

01:30:25.000 This jail gets an F. That guy died from begbugs.

01:30:28.000 You get an F. We say, ah, sorry.

01:30:32.000 Yeah, what do they do?

01:30:33.000 Whoops.

01:30:34.000 Sorry about that.

01:30:35.000 That's what Epstein was complaining about before he died.

01:30:37.000 Bed bugs?

01:30:38.000 Rats.

01:30:38.000 Crawling all over his cell.

01:30:39.000 Of course.

01:30:40.000 In horrid conditions.

01:30:41.000 Bro.

01:30:42.000 I think they were flooded.

01:30:43.000 But he ought to know the end was near.

01:30:45.000 That guy?

01:30:46.000 Epstein.

01:30:47.000 Oh, Epstein.

01:30:48.000 I don't know what the deal is there.

01:30:51.000 Thank God they don't release that client list.

01:30:54.000 What's up with that?

01:30:55.000 I mean, why would you release it?

01:30:56.000 I'm glad the wiser heads prevailed.

01:30:59.000 Why do you think...

01:31:03.000 You saw the list, right?

01:31:05.000 I don't know if it was the list.

01:31:07.000 Correct.

01:31:07.000 You saw the supposed list.

01:31:09.000 Yeah.

01:31:09.000 I mean, someone must know.

01:31:12.000 It bugged me out.

01:31:14.000 It's crazy.

01:31:15.000 It bugged me out.

01:31:16.000 It broke my heart.

01:31:18.000 It seems like it was for sure some sort of intelligence operation.

01:31:23.000 That compromise people.

01:31:24.000 That seems like it for sure.

01:31:26.000 And it seems like celebrities, that people think that celebrities were over there to do horrible stuff.

01:31:32.000 Maybe they were.

01:31:34.000 Or also, maybe they got kind of swindled into doing this thing because all these other celebrities were doing it and all these scientists were doing it.

01:31:42.000 One of the things that it seems to me that if you can get a bunch of people that are really famous to go to a place and, you know, say, hey, like...

01:31:51.000 Have you ever been invited to something and they'll tell you, oh, such and such is coming as well?

01:31:54.000 Sure.

01:31:55.000 They'll tell you that a famous person is coming.

01:31:57.000 Sure.

01:31:57.000 So that it makes you want to go.

01:31:59.000 Yeah.

01:31:59.000 Like, oh, your conference was that guy?

01:32:01.000 Right.

01:32:02.000 Right?

01:32:02.000 So I guarantee you that's why they had celebrities there, too.

01:32:06.000 They had celebrities because if you can get Brad Pitt to go there, then all of a sudden it's okay to go there.

01:32:13.000 Yes.

01:32:14.000 You think it's fine.

01:32:15.000 The only...

01:32:17.000 The only thing is they say they have video footage.

01:32:22.000 Right.

01:32:22.000 So if that's the deal...

01:32:25.000 Right.

01:32:26.000 I just know if I was on there, I'd be like, oh.

01:32:29.000 Who do they have video of? 0.62

01:32:30.000 Do they have video footage of people having sex with underage people?

01:32:35.000 Do they have video of people?

01:32:37.000 What do they have video of?

01:32:38.000 What do they have video of?

01:32:39.000 Yeah.

01:32:40.000 Are they still making deals?

01:32:43.000 Plea deals?

01:32:44.000 Is that even going on?

01:32:45.000 Has anybody that did that on the island talked about it?

01:32:49.000 Any, like, girls who were forced—they would have to be terrified of their lives.

01:32:54.000 Without a doubt! 0.74

01:32:55.000 Imagine you were— Let's just imagine that there were just adult prostitutes. 1.00

01:33:03.000 And, you know, you're taking care of lizard people on an island. 1.00

01:33:08.000 In the middle of the Bahamas, like, you gotta shut the fuck, they will kill you. 1.00

01:33:11.000 They probably kill one in front of everybody just to show them. 1.00

01:33:14.000 This is what happens if you open your fucking mouth, they just hack some lady's head off, chop her arms off. 1.00

01:33:20.000 I'm all invested in it. 1.00

01:33:21.000 People think, you know, why doesn't anyone say anything?

01:33:25.000 When you know They can find you anywhere.

01:33:28.000 At least they'll tell you that.

01:33:30.000 Yeah.

01:33:30.000 And like you said, they can stand right in front of them.

01:33:32.000 Hey man, you're going to have a great time. 0.71

01:33:34.000 We're going to bang some kids. 1.00

01:33:35.000 It's going to be awesome. 0.96

01:33:36.000 We're going to videotape.

01:33:37.000 And if you say anything, oh my God!

01:33:41.000 Yeah.

01:33:41.000 That's what happens.

01:33:42.000 Just kill somebody in front of you. 1.00

01:33:43.000 Boom. 1.00

01:33:44.000 Done.

01:33:44.000 Right to the floor.

01:33:44.000 That's all they would have to do.

01:33:45.000 You're like, okay, let's get to it and get done with this as quick as possible.

01:33:50.000 I pray to God that's not went down.

01:33:52.000 But it's weird.

01:33:54.000 It's very weird.

01:33:55.000 It's very strange.

01:33:56.000 Yeah.

01:33:59.000 If you saw your name on there, right?

01:34:02.000 If you saw your name on there, wouldn't you be barking?

01:34:06.000 Well, I guess there's two ways.

01:34:07.000 There's two ways to look at it.

01:34:09.000 It's like if I just ignore it, hopefully it'll go away because you can't tell me every name that was on there.

01:34:17.000 Somebody let them know.

01:34:18.000 Someone had to know something was going on.

01:34:22.000 But do you think that they knew, like, what the whole thing was?

01:34:27.000 Because I think there was a lot of scientists that genuinely thought that this was a way to get this guy to donate money.

01:34:34.000 And, you know, he would donate a little money here and there, and for these projects.

01:34:38.000 And also, these famous rich scientists would go have this lovely vacation.

01:34:44.000 So then if you get actors, and then you got scientists, and then you get a few politicians in there, it seems like just a cool kids club.

01:34:54.000 We've been there.

01:34:55.000 It seems fine.

01:34:56.000 Yeah.

01:34:56.000 Been there, done that.

01:34:58.000 To a degree.

01:34:59.000 And the fact that that's how they made this whole thing take place is really fascinating.

01:35:05.000 Because it's so brilliant. 0.99

01:35:07.000 It really is like some spy shit. 0.99

01:35:08.000 And that's what it is. 0.99

01:35:10.000 It's like they compromised people.

01:35:13.000 And it's been going on forever.

01:35:15.000 Yeah.

01:35:15.000 Forever, dude.

01:35:16.000 It's got to be going on right now still.

01:35:19.000 100%, but...

01:35:19.000 It's got to be happening somewhere where you can get away with it.

01:35:22.000 Well, I mean, even in the Disney film, in Pinocchio, it's unbelievable, the pub scene.

01:35:29.000 What are you talking about?

01:35:30.000 The new one?

01:35:31.000 No.

01:35:32.000 The old one?

01:35:32.000 Yeah, in Pinocchio.

01:35:33.000 I think there's a new Pinocchio.

01:35:35.000 There is.

01:35:36.000 Tom Hanks is in it.

01:35:38.000 Yeah, it became in the public domain, so anybody could make a Pinocchio movie now.

01:35:41.000 Oh, how creepy.

01:35:43.000 That is creepy.

01:35:44.000 So when did the first Pinocchio come out?

01:35:46.000 Oh my god. 0.99

01:35:47.000 It was probably like the fucking 40s or something. 0.99

01:35:50.000 Okay, look up the pub scene. 0.99

01:35:51.000 The pub scene in Pinocchio.

01:35:54.000 And you'll remember this when you saw it as a kid.

01:35:57.000 It gave you a creepy feeling in your belly.

01:36:00.000 Let's see it.

01:36:00.000 Pub scene in Pinocchio.

01:36:01.000 He talks about...

01:36:03.000 Yeah.

01:36:04.000 ...bringing the boys...

01:36:07.000 To Pleasure Island.

01:36:08.000 And then he starts whispering what happens to the boys.

01:36:11.000 And the fox freaks out.

01:36:13.000 He's like, but, but.

01:36:14.000 And he goes, no, no, no, no.

01:36:17.000 They don't come back as boys.

01:36:22.000 Watch it.

01:36:25.000 Right in your face.

01:36:26.000 Ooh.

01:36:28.000 When do you think they started doing stuff like that?

01:36:30.000 Dude! 1.00

01:36:31.000 He goes, we steal stupid little boys. 1.00

01:36:35.000 It's the pub scene. 1.00

01:36:36.000 The tavern or the pub.

01:36:38.000 Yeah.

01:36:39.000 Yeah.

01:36:40.000 You know, these guys are all hopped up to like, oh, you know, we're making it.

01:36:43.000 Yeah, this is it.

01:36:44.000 This is it.

01:36:49.000 And he still thinks we're his friends. 1.00

01:36:51.000 Big, ugly, fat fucker just watching at the end. 1.00

01:36:55.000 This doesn't sound ready. 1.00

01:36:58.000 Yeah, this is right.

01:37:00.000 Is it?

01:37:00.000 Yeah.

01:37:00.000 Yep.

01:37:01.000 Yep.

01:37:02.000 That shows you how low Honest John will- That's not right.

01:37:06.000 Yeah, it is! 0.99

01:37:06.000 This audio is fucked up. 0.99

01:37:07.000 The audio is weird, but that- I think the audio is weird, but just let it play out for a second. 0.99

01:37:13.000 Stoop.

01:37:14.000 Right, kiddie?

01:37:17.000 Maybe that's how they avoid copyright.

01:37:19.000 So, uh, Coachman?

01:37:22.000 Yeah, it's definitely a different audio.

01:37:24.000 What is your proposition?

01:37:27.000 Well...

01:37:27.000 Yeah, that's definitely a different audio.

01:37:30.000 How weird.

01:37:31.000 Do you think that's to avoid copyright protection on YouTube? 0.98

01:37:34.000 I think someone was fucking around as well. 0.94

01:37:35.000 Oh, like someone showing that they could do voiceover? 0.99

01:37:38.000 I'm really good at it.

01:37:39.000 Could be right.

01:37:39.000 This is my audition reel.

01:37:41.000 It's like his fucking audition. 1.00

01:37:42.000 Oh, he's playing it from an iPad. 1.00

01:37:45.000 I wonder why.

01:37:46.000 Here we go.

01:37:54.000 Heh.

01:37:55.000 Heh.

01:37:56.000 Heh.

01:38:05.000 Heh.

01:38:15.000 That shows you how low Honest John will stoop.

01:38:18.000 That's how low I'll stoop.

01:38:24.000 A little cocky.

01:38:34.000 How would you blokes like to make some real money?

01:38:39.000 Well, and who do we have to...

01:38:44.000 No, no.

01:38:46.000 Nothing like that.

01:38:48.000 You see? 1.00

01:38:54.000 I'm collecting stupid little boys. 1.00

01:38:58.000 Stupid little boys. 1.00

01:39:00.000 You know, the disobedient ones want playoke from school. 1.00

01:39:06.000 And you see...

01:39:08.000 Yes.

01:39:24.000 And I take them to Pleasure Island.

01:39:27.000 Oh, Pleasure Island.

01:39:30.000 Pleasure Island?

01:39:31.000 But the law?

01:39:32.000 Suppose they- No, no.

01:39:34.000 There's no risk.

01:39:37.000 There's no risk.

01:40:01.000 Jesus Christ.

01:40:03.000 What is that?

01:40:04.000 It's so creepy.

01:40:05.000 Because, like, what value are boys to him?

01:40:09.000 That's the thing.

01:40:10.000 It's like they're gonna kidnap these boys, but why?

01:40:13.000 And they're not gonna kill him.

01:40:14.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.

01:40:16.000 No, no, no.

01:40:16.000 You want to make real money.

01:40:19.000 And the line before it, like, we'll stoop to anything for this much.

01:40:24.000 And that's what people don't understand.

01:40:26.000 That power will bring the pure demonic devil out of you.

01:40:33.000 If that's who your god is. 1.00

01:40:35.000 And this fucker was like, she's like, you want to make a real man? 1.00

01:40:38.000 We steal... 1.00

01:40:40.000 Boys. 1.00

01:40:41.000 Stupid little boys. 1.00

01:40:44.000 We bring them... 1.00

01:40:47.000 Pleasure Island.

01:40:48.000 And then you see the fact, he goes, Pleasure Island?

01:40:51.000 And he goes, no, no, no, they don't come back as little boys.

01:40:58.000 So you've got to think, in 1940, when they're writing this, the guys that are writing this, they must have probably heard stories about children getting sex trafficked.

01:41:10.000 They must have heard those stories, because we've heard those stories. 0.92

01:41:13.000 We've heard those stories as adults, where there was always stories about some weird Government in Italy was to say where the original story was written the donkey is a symbol of stupidity the moral behind pleasure island Is that little boys who scoff at education and moral codes set forth by their parents preachers and authority figures will engage in Jackass behavior instead such as fighting vandalism underage drinking and often destined to grow up to become men who have no option to To make a living except through back 0.78

01:41:43.000 -breaking manual labor, and there are plenty of people in the world, such as the coachman, who will take advantage of that.

01:41:51.000 I think maybe there's a little more going on there.

01:41:54.000 Your interpretation of that, that's such a shallow interpretation of them kidnapping boys.

01:42:01.000 And saying they don't come back as boys?

01:42:04.000 We're just trying to help their education.

01:42:06.000 And that he's evil, so like, what value would he have for the- what's the value of those boys if you're not sexualizing them?

01:42:14.000 Like, it seems like that's a very specific possibility that's happening.

01:42:18.000 Just very incredible that no one talks about that.

01:42:22.000 Have you ever seen any of those documentaries about, like, government officials who get busted?

01:42:27.000 Oh.

01:42:28.000 It's wild, man.

01:42:29.000 There must be a certain group, like a secret group of people that have been engaging in stuff like that for a long time.

01:42:41.000 Well, think about this.

01:42:42.000 Do you remember, let's say...

01:42:43.000 I'm going to say...

01:42:46.000 Maybe early 90s?

01:42:48.000 I could be wrong.

01:42:49.000 Do you remember there was a girl that was kidnapped and they found her?

01:42:54.000 And they were hiding her as like a religious thing.

01:43:02.000 They had her in the woods.

01:43:03.000 They did a magazine article on her.

01:43:06.000 They did a...

01:43:07.000 Jessica McClure.

01:43:09.000 Baby Jessica?

01:43:11.000 She was a teenager.

01:43:15.000 Anyway, they found her, horrible things, kidnapped her, blah blah blah, kept her in the woods, all that jazz. 0.99

01:43:25.000 When you hear that a sexual predator, you know, pedophile is a nice, very kind word for viciously raping a child. 0.97

01:43:36.000 At the end of the day, you are viciously tearing apart a child's body, soul, and their being. 0.99

01:43:47.000 Pedophile is too nice of a word to throw around.

01:43:51.000 And so...

01:43:53.000 I remember 80s, 90s, you hear one person.

01:43:57.000 There were guys in Ohio, people in Ohio.

01:43:59.000 They had the girl, they'd had them tied up in the basement.

01:44:04.000 This was huge news.

01:44:06.000 Yeah.

01:44:07.000 How many times in the last year or two, even just recently, oh, 12 people caught sex trafficking.

01:44:15.000 Hey, Ukraine!

01:44:18.000 Hey, gender rights! 1.00

01:44:20.000 Hey, spy balloon! 0.98

01:44:23.000 Why does that not get more attention?

01:44:28.000 They'll scream.

01:44:29.000 Oh, these shootings!

01:44:31.000 Yes, they're horrifying.

01:44:33.000 But you care about children?

01:44:36.000 Well, if you care about children- And you're just gonna let an article like that just- All the children that are coming in through the border.

01:44:40.000 Did you see that thing that Carrie Lake tweeted?

01:44:42.000 Horrifying!

01:44:42.000 Do you see what she tweeted?

01:44:43.000 No.

01:44:44.000 Carrie?

01:44:44.000 Yeah.

01:44:45.000 What'd she tweet?

01:44:46.000 It's the thing you can find about today.

01:44:47.000 About an eight-year-old girl that had been repeatedly raped.

01:44:53.000 That they found all this DNA insider from a bunch of different individuals.

01:45:00.000 Eight.

01:45:01.000 Yeah.

01:45:02.000 But we're gonna...

01:45:03.000 And nobody...

01:45:04.000 And that's...

01:45:05.000 There's such a... 0.99

01:45:07.000 The fucking border thing is wild. 1.00

01:45:10.000 It's very wild. 1.00

01:45:11.000 It's dark.

01:45:12.000 It's like...

01:45:13.000 And they set it up with Trump.

01:45:15.000 They were like, he's got him in cages.

01:45:17.000 And whatever happened, whatever.

01:45:18.000 It made you just like, we need to go help the border.

01:45:22.000 And it was almost the setup for what's going on now. 0.99

01:45:25.000 Just shut your face. 0.88

01:45:27.000 The crazy thing was when Trump said... 0.95

01:45:28.000 Actually, Obama...

01:45:30.000 Built those cages.

01:45:31.000 Yes!

01:45:31.000 And he did.

01:45:32.000 Here it is.

01:45:33.000 A precious eight-year-old little girl was found at our border with 67 different traces of DNA inside her. 0.69

01:45:40.000 In Joe Biden's America, little girls get raped by 67 different men.

01:45:44.000 Did you pay your taxes today? 0.56

01:45:46.000 Perhaps some of that money could be sent to fix our border instead of whatever the rest of her... 1.00

01:45:50.000 Ukraine.

01:45:51.000 I doubt she wrote that.

01:45:53.000 We don't know if that's a true story.

01:45:55.000 Right.

01:45:56.000 All I'm doing is just reading her tweet.

01:45:58.000 Yeah. 0.98

01:45:59.000 If it was six different people, that's fucking insane. 0.98

01:46:03.000 But you can't be naive to think something like that is going on. 0.99

01:46:07.000 Dude, this is all insane.

01:46:09.000 It's all insane that there's people that live in such horrific conditions, they'll risk their life to try to come to America.

01:46:15.000 Right.

01:46:17.000 That's where everyone's tugging on your heartstrings.

01:46:20.000 Because I get it.

01:46:21.000 I get that part of it.

01:46:22.000 But if you're just going to let people pile into the country, then people are going to keep coming. 0.66

01:46:29.000 They're going to know that they can pile into the country. 0.97

01:46:31.000 And they're going to make it through there. 0.63

01:46:32.000 And along with them are going to be some despicable criminals.

01:46:36.000 So it's not just people that want a better life.

01:46:40.000 It's definitely people that want a better life. 0.91

01:46:42.000 Also, definitely despicable criminals. 0.72

01:46:44.000 Yeah. 0.94

01:46:58.000 Do you think the natives are laughing? 1.00

01:47:01.000 Native Americans?

01:47:02.000 Yeah.

01:47:03.000 And what I mean by that, you think they're like, I'm sorry, what's going on with you guys?

01:47:08.000 Getting invaded.

01:47:09.000 Getting invaded?

01:47:10.000 How weird.

01:47:10.000 That's a bummer.

01:47:11.000 Yeah.

01:47:12.000 Huh.

01:47:13.000 Are they carrying smallpox?

01:47:15.000 No, then I don't want to hear about it.

01:47:16.000 You got off light.

01:47:17.000 Yeah.

01:47:18.000 A lot.

01:47:19.000 They're like working and stuff.

01:47:21.000 What are they doing?

01:47:22.000 Did we ever figure, they think that smallpox, we brought smallpox to the Native Americans, but the Native Americans might have given syphilis to us.

01:47:33.000 That might have been how syphilis made its way back to Europe.

01:47:38.000 There was like two different kinds of syphilis, they think. 0.99

01:47:43.000 They think one of them, I think, they're saying might have come from them fucking animals. 0.99

01:47:49.000 So it's like literal like VD from animals. 0.99

01:47:53.000 What kind of animal you think? 0.99

01:47:54.000 Like sheep and shit like that. 1.00

01:47:56.000 Dudes banging sheep. 1.00

01:47:57.000 I can see that.

01:47:58.000 And then they bang people too.

01:47:59.000 And they gave everybody syphilis.

01:48:01.000 There's like, I believe there's that form.

01:48:02.000 And I think there's another form that they think like Columbus might have brought back from like, it's like it was similar around that time.

01:48:12.000 When the syphilis outbreak hit Europe.

01:48:15.000 It was when people returned from the New World. 1.00

01:48:18.000 I wonder if that's been proven yet.

01:48:20.000 Yeah, that's another thing.

01:48:21.000 I'm literally at the point, Joe.

01:48:24.000 I don't know what to believe about anything anymore.

01:48:27.000 Medieval DNA suggests Columbus didn't trigger syphilis epidemic in Europe.

01:48:32.000 Skeletons provide first DNA evidence of the diverse strain of syphilis circulated in Europe before 1492. Right, but I think what they're saying is there was always a syphilis, but that syphilis was the syphilis that came from fucking animals, and that the syphilis that came from North America was different. 0.94

01:48:51.000 I think that was the thing that I had read. 0.98

01:48:54.000 You think we're the only species that does that?

01:48:57.000 That gives each other VD? No.

01:48:58.000 No, no, no, no.

01:49:00.000 Inter-animal.

01:49:02.000 Like, is a zebra gonna check out a hippo? 0.99

01:49:04.000 There's many videos of, like, chimps go fucking a bullfrog. 1.00

01:49:09.000 Chimps would take a bullfrog and go, just shut the fuck up. 1.00

01:49:13.000 It's so crazy. 1.00

01:49:14.000 It's so rude.

01:49:16.000 And you watch, imagine this poor frog.

01:49:18.000 It's rude. 1.00

01:49:19.000 Giant chimp dick is just getting stuffed into your little frog mouth. 1.00

01:49:22.000 Like, holy fuck. 1.00

01:49:24.000 Imagine if that's your life. 1.00

01:49:26.000 Oh my god. 1.00

01:49:27.000 A chimp with his vice-like grip takes you and forces your mouth open and stuffs his cock inside of it and just skull fucks you. 1.00

01:49:38.000 Like, look at this chimp. 1.00

01:49:40.000 What's he doing?

01:49:41.000 Oh, no!

01:49:41.000 He's holding the frog there.

01:49:42.000 He's holding the frog, so he's walking with it while he's fucking it. 1.00

01:49:47.000 That's so rude. 1.00

01:49:49.000 That is so rude.

01:49:51.000 So he's gonna take the frog. 1.00

01:49:52.000 Hey, come here, motherfucker. 1.00

01:49:53.000 Look, he just grabs his frog, and he just forces it on its dick. 1.00

01:49:57.000 He uses the frog as, like, a little living fleshlight. 1.00

01:50:01.000 Oh! 0.60

01:50:03.000 How crazy is that, bro?

01:50:04.000 It's rude.

01:50:05.000 It's so rude. 1.00

01:50:07.000 Imagine that's the end of your life, just getting your life fucked away by a giant chimp. 1.00

01:50:12.000 He just grabs you, and you're like, ah! 1.00

01:50:14.000 You see his dick coming towards you. 1.00

01:50:16.000 He just opens your mouth up. 1.00

01:50:17.000 Look at this. 1.00

01:50:18.000 He just takes his dick and, like, stuffs it in this frog. 1.00

01:50:21.000 This pro frog is like, what the fuck is going on now? 1.00

01:50:25.000 He doesn't even want to, like, hold him in place. 0.99

01:50:28.000 The frog, like, gets out.

01:50:29.000 He's like, no, no, no. 1.00

01:50:29.000 Back onto my dick. 1.00

01:50:30.000 Oh. 1.00

01:50:31.000 He forces it open with his finger and then stuffs his dick in there. 1.00

01:50:36.000 What a psycho. 1.00

01:50:38.000 What a fucking psycho. 1.00

01:50:40.000 Chimps are psychos. 1.00

01:50:41.000 Well, that's what happens when you steal them and you put them in a cage to live the rest of their life. 1.00

01:50:45.000 They gotta go psycho!

01:50:47.000 Yeah, I bet they did that in the wild, too. 0.63

01:50:48.000 You think?

01:50:49.000 Yeah.

01:50:50.000 They're around bullfrogs.

01:50:51.000 They might not have been around bullfrogs in the wild. 1.00

01:50:53.000 They might have fucked them all to death. 1.00

01:50:54.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:50:55.000 They might have had frogs there at one point in history. 0.99

01:50:57.000 The chimps just fucked the frogs to death. 1.00

01:51:01.000 Fucked the whole species out of their existence. 1.00

01:51:04.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:51:04.000 Oh, that hurt, man. 0.99

01:51:06.000 Yeah.

01:51:07.000 Not good.

01:51:07.000 That hurt.

01:51:08.000 Can I pee?

01:51:08.000 Yeah, let's pee.

01:51:09.000 I gotta pee.

01:51:10.000 I'll pee, too.

01:51:11.000 We'll be right back, folks.

01:51:12.000 Oh, my God.

01:51:13.000 Gym and nap. 0.95

01:51:15.000 You're a napper. 0.97

01:51:16.000 I'm not, but my body's tired.

01:51:19.000 Yeah, travel.

01:51:20.000 I've been traveling the last two, three days.

01:51:22.000 Travel's rough, dude.

01:51:24.000 It's rough.

01:51:25.000 And then staying out later than Mr. Brewer stays out.

01:51:28.000 Yeah, you bailed on the burgers.

01:51:32.000 I'm happy I bailed it.

01:51:33.000 I'm not lying to you.

01:51:34.000 Yeah, I generally don't eat burgers, but when I do, I eat three double cheeseburgers.

01:51:38.000 But your metabolism is a thousand times more than mine right now.

01:51:43.000 Like me, I just have like...

01:51:46.000 One burger, and now I've got a week to try to get this thing out. 0.99

01:51:52.000 My tits are going to start drooping. 0.99

01:51:55.000 And then I feel bad. 0.99

01:51:56.000 I couldn't stop eating them last night.

01:51:58.000 I ate three of them at two in the morning.

01:52:00.000 I watched you.

01:52:01.000 I watched your buddy making them.

01:52:02.000 I woke up this morning and saw the feed.

01:52:04.000 How good did they look?

01:52:05.000 Oh my god, you should have smelled it.

01:52:07.000 They looked good, but I tapped out.

01:52:09.000 I was done.

01:52:10.000 The thing about a cheeseburger, and this is what I respect what Phillip has done.

01:52:14.000 Phillip Franklin Lee, who's a Michelin star chef, and he runs Sushi by Scratch.

01:52:19.000 What is that, in Cedar Park?

01:52:20.000 It's in Cedar Park, I think.

01:52:21.000 And he runs the one in Miami.

01:52:23.000 We went to the one in Miami.

01:52:24.000 He decided to take his level of understanding how to cook and apply it to something simple and just make the perfect cheeseburger.

01:52:35.000 And this experience, what I had, this is the best ever.

01:52:39.000 This last night?

01:52:40.000 When you're really hungry, yeah.

01:52:41.000 Because I'm literally hovering over the grill.

01:52:45.000 So Philip is cooking for us.

01:52:47.000 He cooked for everybody.

01:52:48.000 We're all hanging out.

01:52:50.000 We're watching him do it.

01:52:52.000 I'm smelling it.

01:52:53.000 I'm over.

01:52:53.000 I'm the whole thing.

01:52:54.000 I'm documenting it and sniffing it and then I ate it. 0.98

01:52:57.000 It was fucking amazing. 0.99

01:53:00.000 You're panting. 1.00

01:53:01.000 Wagyu burgers.

01:53:02.000 They're very fatty. 0.99

01:53:04.000 Then he puts the onions on it and the fucking jalapenos and pickles. 0.99

01:53:08.000 Butter the roll? 0.99

01:53:09.000 No, no.

01:53:10.000 He uses this mayo that has hot sauce in it and stuff.

01:53:15.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:53:16.000 You fucked up dude. 1.00

01:53:18.000 No, I didn't. 1.00

01:53:21.000 Yeah, we're trying to drag you. 0.97

01:53:23.000 Jim does not take peer pressure.

01:53:25.000 It bounces right off.

01:53:26.000 No, I did a little bit just to go on that stage in that little room.

01:53:29.000 I wanted nothing to do with that.

01:53:30.000 I wanted nothing to do with a set last night. 0.85

01:53:34.000 Dude, I was up till like 2 in the morning going, I'm fucking going back tomorrow and I'm going to do it my way.

01:53:39.000 I'm not hanging out with Joe and the guys. 0.93

01:53:42.000 I'm going to care about what I'm going to do and not pretend to nonchalant.

01:53:47.000 I'm coming back with some vengeance.

01:53:48.000 Okay.

01:53:50.000 You don't have to, like, listen to us.

01:53:52.000 You don't have to stay up.

01:53:53.000 No, I know, but that's what I enjoy.

01:53:56.000 I enjoy it, too.

01:53:57.000 You enjoy that, that's that, the child inside.

01:54:01.000 You need to keep the child alive.

01:54:03.000 And my child is, um, I like bringing a kid out, but also, I got responsibilities.

01:54:10.000 Wow.

01:54:11.000 Take care of yourself.

01:54:12.000 No!

01:54:13.000 My body, I was done.

01:54:14.000 I was already looking at it tomorrow like, this is gonna be a bad...

01:54:17.000 You're just tired.

01:54:18.000 Yeah.

01:54:19.000 I get it.

01:54:20.000 I've been tired.

01:54:21.000 I was tired.

01:54:22.000 Yeah.

01:54:22.000 And I already ate twice.

01:54:24.000 Yeah, I get it.

01:54:26.000 If I didn't eat...

01:54:27.000 I get it.

01:54:28.000 I know you do.

01:54:29.000 Those burgers, though.

01:54:31.000 Jesus, those are good.

01:54:34.000 See, I'm still working on this right here.

01:54:35.000 I see.

01:54:36.000 See, I say I'm working on it.

01:54:38.000 It's very lazy.

01:54:39.000 It's not lazy like...

01:54:40.000 What do you do?

01:54:42.000 I do the side thing with the pulley.

01:54:48.000 Side pulley.

01:54:48.000 Okay.

01:54:49.000 And then the weight's over.

01:54:50.000 I'll be on the bench doing that.

01:54:53.000 Do those?

01:54:54.000 A little bit of those. 0.57

01:54:56.000 Hang from the bar.

01:54:57.000 Do the leg lifts. 0.79

01:54:59.000 That's it.

01:55:00.000 Just get a little something going.

01:55:01.000 Just get a little something then, you know.

01:55:03.000 It's definitely better than nothing.

01:55:05.000 Yeah.

01:55:05.000 Ride my bike a lot.

01:55:06.000 Love.

01:55:07.000 That's great.

01:55:08.000 That's what I love about Florida.

01:55:09.000 Oh, okay.

01:55:11.000 Flat.

01:55:11.000 What about alligators?

01:55:12.000 You ever see one?

01:55:13.000 Yeah, I go kayaking with them.

01:55:15.000 Jesus.

01:55:16.000 They're not going to bother you.

01:55:18.000 Jesus.

01:55:18.000 They're not going to bother you.

01:55:19.000 Until they do.

01:55:20.000 There is a little something intimidating about...

01:55:22.000 Until they do.

01:55:25.000 Oh, I'm very afraid of them.

01:55:27.000 You're not afraid of them at all?

01:55:28.000 No.

01:55:28.000 They're dinosaurs.

01:55:29.000 Let me get it back.

01:55:30.000 If I was in the water?

01:55:32.000 Yeah, I'm very...

01:55:34.000 Kayak, you're so close to the water.

01:55:36.000 I'm right in the water.

01:55:37.000 You're in the water with a kayak.

01:55:38.000 Yes. 1.00

01:55:38.000 Your nuts and your asshole. 1.00

01:55:40.000 And when they see... 1.00

01:55:41.000 Touching the bottom of that thing, maybe it comes and scrapes underneath your nuts and asshole because it's like literally like inches below the kayak, ready to flip it. 1.00

01:55:50.000 I don't... 1.00

01:55:51.000 Maybe he's hungry.

01:55:52.000 I think they're freaked out.

01:55:52.000 Maybe he ate all the ducks.

01:55:54.000 He might, I don't think so.

01:55:55.000 And when they're pissed at you, what they'll do is they'll go in front of you, and then they'll slap their tail.

01:56:02.000 Oh no.

01:56:03.000 And then they'll submerge. 0.69

01:56:04.000 Oh my god, what if they slap their tail and it fucks your kayak up and it starts taking water?

01:56:09.000 And then I gotta start swimming.

01:56:15.000 Wait for them.

01:56:16.000 In that water, watch those things, because they do eat people.

01:56:19.000 Oh yeah!

01:56:20.000 They took one out, well, they took an old lady out. 1.00

01:56:24.000 Yeah, that was in South Carolina, right?

01:56:26.000 Wasn't it?

01:56:27.000 No, I think it was Florida.

01:56:29.000 It was Florida?

01:56:29.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:56:30.000 It was an old people home. 0.66

01:56:31.000 She had no chance.

01:56:32.000 It was horrible.

01:56:33.000 She had the dog.

01:56:34.000 She tried to save the dog.

01:56:35.000 It was horrible.

01:56:36.000 Oh, that's right.

01:56:36.000 Old people home and your neighbor gets killed by a dinosaur.

01:56:40.000 You're watching it.

01:56:41.000 You're watching it.

01:56:42.000 Horrible.

01:56:43.000 I feel horrible for the family.

01:56:44.000 I apologize for even bringing that up. 1.00

01:56:46.000 Make it to 86 and get taken out by a fucking alligator. 1.00

01:56:49.000 By a gator! 1.00

01:56:50.000 Out of all the things you've seen.

01:56:52.000 Oh, Florida's so crazy with that.

01:56:54.000 Dude, there's a rattlesnake in front of my house.

01:56:57.000 Do you know that Florida and the Everglades, 99% of all mammals are missing?

01:57:02.000 Yes, you told me that from the pythons.

01:57:05.000 You can now hunt pythons.

01:57:07.000 Anyone can hunt them.

01:57:08.000 What is this guy doing?

01:57:09.000 Do you see it in the corner?

01:57:11.000 Where, where, where?

01:57:12.000 Oh, right there.

01:57:12.000 Right there.

01:57:13.000 Oh, it's coming towards me.

01:57:14.000 It bumps his kayak.

01:57:15.000 Yeah.

01:57:16.000 Oh my god.

01:57:16.000 Wait, wait.

01:57:17.000 I don't see him.

01:57:17.000 Look, look, look.

01:57:19.000 You don't see it?

01:57:20.000 Do that again. 0.95

01:57:21.000 Look, it's coming right in the left-hand side.

01:57:24.000 Watch.

01:57:27.000 Watch this.

01:57:28.000 Here it comes. 1.00

01:57:34.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

01:57:35.000 Oh, fuck! 1.00

01:57:37.000 Keep it going. 1.00

01:57:38.000 Keep it going.

01:57:38.000 Yeah, keep it going.

01:57:39.000 I want to see what happens to him.

01:57:40.000 He's fine.

01:57:41.000 He's fine.

01:57:42.000 That's how we got the video.

01:57:44.000 That's true.

01:57:45.000 They didn't find us on a dead body.

01:57:49.000 Yeah!

01:57:50.000 That's what I'm talking about.

01:57:51.000 Get it?

01:57:52.000 Like I said, I just did that earlier.

01:57:55.000 See, well, I'll be- I didn't get it from that.

01:58:00.000 Well, I'll be honest with you.

01:58:01.000 I haven't seen that before.

01:58:02.000 Well, I'll be honest with you.

01:58:03.000 Behind my house- It's monster soup.

01:58:06.000 There is monster soup.

01:58:09.000 I do go kayaking in the monster soup.

01:58:11.000 That's what it is, dude.

01:58:13.000 But they do have mangroves, right?

01:58:17.000 So they get these mangrove tunnels.

01:58:19.000 Swamps.

01:58:19.000 And everyone's like, you should go in the mangrove.

01:58:21.000 We can make it all the way to the bay towards Naples.

01:58:23.000 Or not. 1.00

01:58:26.000 Yeah, fuck that. 0.99

01:58:27.000 I feel better in the open water, because I feel like the gator's less threatened, but in where that guy was, I don't know if I can do that. 1.00

01:58:36.000 He thought that that was like an invader.

01:58:37.000 That gator thought that that was an invader.

01:58:39.000 And if it's mating season, that's another thing.

01:58:43.000 Jesus Christ.

01:58:44.000 Right.

01:58:45.000 He's going to take you out.

01:58:45.000 Look at that.

01:58:48.000 Is that the same guy?

01:58:49.000 No, this is just close encounters on a kayak.

01:58:53.000 Oh my god.

01:58:54.000 Yeah, that's way...

01:58:55.000 That's a big boy.

01:58:57.000 There's no reason to be that close.

01:58:58.000 Bro.

01:58:59.000 Why is he hovering there? 1.00

01:59:00.000 Fuck those things. 1.00

01:59:01.000 Because he's an asshole. 1.00

01:59:03.000 Oh, that's not even... 1.00

01:59:05.000 That's a paddleboard.

01:59:06.000 Yeah.

01:59:06.000 You've got to be out of your...

01:59:07.000 Oh my god. 1.00

01:59:09.000 Bro, that alligator's an asshole. 1.00

01:59:11.000 It's chilling. 1.00

01:59:12.000 Fuck that. 1.00

01:59:13.000 These people are crazy. 1.00

01:59:14.000 They're crazy. 1.00

01:59:15.000 Why would they do that on a paddleboard? 0.98

01:59:16.000 Those things are so unstable.

01:59:18.000 All right, now is this guy coming to us?

01:59:19.000 Is this on the...

01:59:21.000 These are all close encounters. 0.99

01:59:22.000 These people are crazy to do this. 0.92

01:59:26.000 I've got one of those. 0.99

01:59:27.000 Oh, it's fishing in one of those things.

01:59:29.000 The Hobies? 0.87

01:59:29.000 Those things look fun. 0.87

01:59:30.000 The Hobies where you pedal with your legs.

01:59:33.000 Those look dope.

01:59:34.000 They're so amazing.

01:59:36.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.

01:59:36.000 This doesn't seem good.

01:59:37.000 Oh, my God.

01:59:37.000 He's going to have a gator under there.

01:59:38.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:59:39.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:59:40.000 I bet he thinks he's got a catfish.

01:59:42.000 Right.

01:59:42.000 He's all excited.

01:59:43.000 Yeah.

01:59:43.000 And as he pulls it up, he's going to see a gator.

01:59:46.000 I think he did a weird stutter. 1.00

01:59:49.000 Oh shit! 1.00

01:59:50.000 I missed it! 1.00

01:59:52.000 Watch the mouth.

01:59:53.000 Look at this.

01:59:54.000 Oh! 0.60

01:59:55.000 Wow!

01:59:56.000 Bro, that's a huge gator.

01:59:58.000 Look at the mouth.

02:00:00.000 Wow!

02:00:02.000 Oh my god.

02:00:03.000 Don't do that.

02:00:04.000 Oh my god.

02:00:07.000 Bro.

02:00:08.000 Alright, you got me double thinking the kayaking.

02:00:11.000 Good, thank you.

02:00:12.000 I've been in there a couple times.

02:00:13.000 I don't want to lose you to a python.

02:00:14.000 Have you seen a python?

02:00:16.000 I've not.

02:00:17.000 I've seen a rattlesnake.

02:00:18.000 Now, there's a guy that I started hanging out with that hunts pythons and he wants to bring me on a python hunt.

02:00:26.000 You have to go.

02:00:27.000 I feel like I have to go.

02:00:29.000 I feel like you have to go.

02:00:29.000 I would go.

02:00:30.000 See, I'm doing things I never thought in my life I'd be doing.

02:00:34.000 Like, I told you.

02:00:36.000 The hunting.

02:00:38.000 I'm going to hunt for turkey.

02:00:40.000 Hunting turkey's a good one.

02:00:41.000 I feel like I cheated, though.

02:00:43.000 Why?

02:00:44.000 The guy was so good.

02:00:47.000 Like meaning...

02:00:47.000 Oh, the call on the turkey guy?

02:00:49.000 Yeah!

02:00:50.000 Oh, yeah.

02:00:50.000 It was that guy Mike, I told you.

02:00:52.000 Mike...

02:00:52.000 Yes!

02:00:54.000 He was so good.

02:00:56.000 What's his last name?

02:00:56.000 You knew him.

02:01:00.000 Yes!

02:01:00.000 Mike Waddell.

02:01:01.000 Yes!

02:01:02.000 Yeah, Mike Waddell's a world-famous hunter.

02:01:04.000 And that's what you said.

02:01:05.000 But, you know, when he sets up the two girls...

02:01:07.000 He couldn't have gone with a better guy.

02:01:09.000 He couldn't have gone with a more qualified, more knowledgeable hunter.

02:01:13.000 And that's what, he was incredible.

02:01:16.000 And...

02:01:16.000 Guy's great.

02:01:18.000 Conservationist.

02:01:18.000 Very knowledgeable.

02:01:20.000 He's great.

02:01:21.000 I had an incredible time.

02:01:22.000 Where am I going with this?

02:01:23.000 Shot a turkey.

02:01:24.000 It was easy.

02:01:24.000 Yeah, before the turkey, though.

02:01:26.000 I think he took Theo Vaughn to turkey hunting, too.

02:01:29.000 Didn't he take Theo Vaughn hunting?

02:01:30.000 Yes.

02:01:31.000 He was right after me.

02:01:32.000 Theo landed.

02:01:33.000 That's perfect. 0.96

02:01:34.000 Turkey's a good thing to shoot because you don't feel bad for them. 1.00

02:01:37.000 I don't know why.

02:01:39.000 It's like you feel bad for a deer that you shoot even though you know that you're gonna eat it and that's why you're there.

02:01:45.000 There's a sense of loss with a deer that you don't get with a turkey.

02:01:49.000 It's weird.

02:01:50.000 That's interesting. 0.95

02:01:51.000 They blow their brains out with a shotgun, and then you're like, alright. 0.94

02:01:55.000 I felt... 0.93

02:01:57.000 It's really funny.

02:01:58.000 I mean, I was with this guy Ira Dean and Mike, and they would laugh their ass off because they're used to this.

02:02:08.000 There's a picture of me holding the turkey. 0.99

02:02:11.000 Oh, damn! 0.99

02:02:12.000 There it is. 0.99

02:02:15.000 I don't think Ira put out the other one.

02:02:17.000 Ira's on the right.

02:02:18.000 There's another one.

02:02:20.000 It's a big-ass turkey.

02:02:21.000 Yeah, I know they're not going to...

02:02:23.000 But what they didn't show... 0.97

02:02:26.000 Damn, I wish I had the picture. 0.99

02:02:28.000 You were cruddling the turkey before it died? 1.00

02:02:30.000 Yes!

02:02:30.000 That's weird.

02:02:31.000 That's creepy.

02:02:32.000 I just wanted to look at it up close.

02:02:34.000 I never saw a turkey up close.

02:02:35.000 So I'm looking at him, and then while...

02:02:37.000 Yeah, man, I'm looking at him, and I'm feeling it.

02:02:40.000 I'm like, wow, so this is what it's like.

02:02:41.000 And then Ira will come up, and he takes the beak.

02:02:44.000 He's like...

02:02:44.000 Good shot, Jim!

02:02:46.000 I'm trying to have a moment. 0.80

02:02:49.000 Like, oh, I'm gonna eat you.

02:02:50.000 That's the thing.

02:02:51.000 Nobody would do that with a deer.

02:02:52.000 Like, hello, Jim.

02:02:53.000 How are you? 0.98

02:02:54.000 You just killed me. 1.00

02:02:56.000 Don't you feel bad? 0.98

02:02:58.000 They wouldn't do that with a deer.

02:02:59.000 Like, people are more respectful to mammals.

02:03:01.000 Yeah.

02:03:02.000 Yeah.

02:03:02.000 That's interesting.

02:03:03.000 Yeah, I'm more respectful to mammals for some strange reason.

02:03:06.000 Yeah, rather than a bird.

02:03:07.000 Yeah, I feel like zero connection to birds.

02:03:09.000 Like, I don't want a pet bird.

02:03:11.000 You know?

02:03:12.000 Right.

02:03:13.000 Pet dog, pet cat, even pet weird pets.

02:03:15.000 Like, pet horse.

02:03:16.000 I get it.

02:03:17.000 Yeah, I get it too. 1.00

02:03:18.000 Yeah, but like a pet snake, the fuck are you doing? 1.00

02:03:22.000 You got a monster that lives with you. 1.00

02:03:24.000 You got a monster that you feed.

02:03:26.000 That's all that is. 0.96

02:03:27.000 That is a heartless serpent.

02:03:29.000 Yeah, they size you up.

02:03:30.000 And the only reason why they're not eating you is because you're not big enough.

02:03:34.000 Or they're not big enough.

02:03:35.000 They're not big enough.

02:03:36.000 But this is what I was talking about.

02:03:38.000 The guy, the python hunting.

02:03:40.000 I think in Florida now, anyone can hunt a python and you get a prize too.

02:03:47.000 You get money.

02:03:48.000 Then you get serious money.

02:03:49.000 I don't know if it's like a thousand bucks.

02:03:51.000 What?

02:03:52.000 Did you ever see the video of the guy, there's something wrong with his ceiling.

02:03:56.000 And they're pulling on the ceiling and the pythons were in the ceiling and it collapses. 0.97

02:04:01.000 And you see like three or four pythons are in this fucking ceiling. 0.98

02:04:06.000 And they're huge. 0.99

02:04:07.000 Huge.

02:04:08.000 Huge. 1.00

02:04:09.000 You're like, where the fuck is that place? 1.00

02:04:11.000 And how do I make sure I never go there? 0.99

02:04:15.000 Where was it?

02:04:16.000 Malaysia? 1.00

02:04:17.000 Holy shit, Malaysia. 1.00

02:04:19.000 Watch this video. 1.00

02:04:20.000 This is so crazy.

02:04:21.000 Look at this.

02:04:22.000 Look at the size of them!

02:04:24.000 Bro!

02:04:25.000 How many is there?

02:04:26.000 There's two?

02:04:27.000 Three?

02:04:29.000 There's the tail.

02:04:30.000 That might be one.

02:04:31.000 Three.

02:04:32.000 Three all over ten feet long. 1.00

02:04:34.000 In the fucking ceiling! 0.99

02:04:36.000 Even when you get them out, how are you going back to sleep? 1.00

02:04:39.000 How do you go back to sleep after that?

02:04:41.000 You're never going back to sleep, and you're not getting them out.

02:04:42.000 They obviously have nested up there.

02:04:44.000 Oh my god.

02:04:46.000 Look at the size of them. 1.00

02:04:48.000 Look at the size of these motherfuckers. 1.00

02:04:49.000 So they must have heard them scurrying around the ceiling. 1.00

02:04:53.000 They caught one in my development.

02:04:55.000 A python?

02:04:56.000 Yeah.

02:04:56.000 How big was it?

02:04:57.000 I think it was like 10 feet.

02:04:59.000 Oh my god.

02:05:00.000 And that's like...

02:05:01.000 I mean, they found a record-sized one recently.

02:05:04.000 I think it was 18 feet.

02:05:06.000 I think it was 18 or 19 feet.

02:05:08.000 And they think they get bigger.

02:05:11.000 Like, they don't even know how big they ultimately get.

02:05:13.000 This is not their environment, right?

02:05:15.000 Did you see this video?

02:05:16.000 What?

02:05:17.000 These guys were...

02:05:19.000 Pulling out a snake?

02:05:20.000 No, they got in trouble.

02:05:22.000 It's at a pet store or something like that.

02:05:24.000 Killing over 300 pythons and a boa constrictor.

02:05:26.000 But they killed the wrong one or something like that.

02:05:28.000 One of these was pregnant and had like 50 inside of it or something. 1.00

02:05:31.000 So why are they killing these things?

02:05:33.000 I mean, they're in Florida and they're Oh, so now he realized he killed the wrong one?

02:05:38.000 The longer video of them killing it is pretty intense.

02:05:42.000 I don't need to see that.

02:05:45.000 The whole thing is weird that they allowed those as exotic pets and then these people just let them go in the swamp.

02:05:50.000 Right.

02:05:51.000 And then they just keep multiplying.

02:05:53.000 Don't you remember that too?

02:05:53.000 Apparently that's only a part of the problem though.

02:05:55.000 I thought that was the whole problem.

02:05:57.000 Another part of the problem was that there was a wildlife research facility where they were studying pythons.

02:06:04.000 And somehow or another, it got destroyed in a storm.

02:06:07.000 And the pythons got out.

02:06:09.000 Oh, the Hurricane Andrew, I think, right in the 90s.

02:06:13.000 So yeah, so that's also part of the problem.

02:06:16.000 So some of it is exotic pets.

02:06:18.000 And some of it is these ones that they release from this research facility.

02:06:22.000 But it's more mind-boggling to me how just a couple can turn into completely taken over.

02:06:29.000 They took over everything because they're invasive.

02:06:33.000 Nothing knows to fear them.

02:06:35.000 But even when they're little, don't you think...

02:06:37.000 I figured, what is the survival rate if they're in the water with gators and you have bobcats?

02:06:43.000 Yeah.

02:06:44.000 Hurricane Andrews, it was that.

02:06:46.000 That is part of the python problem. 0.98

02:06:49.000 I think they don't know exactly which percentage comes from the pets from the 1970s and shit people let go. 0.83

02:06:58.000 Thousands of specimens of exotic species escape their cages and enclosures during the passing of the storm through the Wow, 0.98

02:07:17.000 hundreds.

02:07:17.000 And now those hundreds are half a million.

02:07:21.000 There's a half a million pythons, they estimate.

02:07:25.000 So, because Burmese python invasion of South Florida Everglades, populations of raccoons and opossums dropped roughly 99%, and some species of rabbits and foxes effectively disappeared.

02:07:37.000 Species that had long flourished here were being decimated by the aggressive newcomers. 0.99

02:07:41.000 Wow.

02:07:42.000 Wow.

02:07:44.000 That's amazing.

02:07:45.000 Yeah, that's why it's a free-for-all now.

02:07:47.000 Go ahead, go get them.

02:07:47.000 It is a free-for-all.

02:07:48.000 You know what else they've spotted in the Everglades?

02:07:50.000 What?

02:07:50.000 They spotted Nile crocodiles.

02:07:53.000 So they don't know how they got in there.

02:07:55.000 They don't know if it's someone's pet, but they had a kill on sight order for Nile crocodiles.

02:07:59.000 They don't know if it's a breeding pair.

02:08:01.000 They don't know.

02:08:02.000 They have spotted at least one Nile crocodile in the Everglades.

02:08:08.000 Crocodile's a whole different animal.

02:08:09.000 That's a whole different animal.

02:08:10.000 It's a whole different set.

02:08:12.000 That's like a wolf compared to a German Shepherd.

02:08:15.000 Right.

02:08:16.000 I was in Costa Rica, kids, we're just doing like a vacation, staying in whatever, and I remember being in the water, in the beach.

02:08:25.000 Yeah.

02:08:26.000 Yeah, swimming around, and I didn't go, the beach dropped off where we were.

02:08:31.000 It was like a river that, and the ocean was close, and It dropped by a little bit.

02:08:36.000 I mean, I was in there.

02:08:37.000 I was toying around.

02:08:38.000 I wouldn't go too deep, and I stayed close.

02:08:41.000 And the next day, we went back there.

02:08:43.000 It was a big freaking...

02:08:45.000 Crocodile slide.

02:08:47.000 No, he was banked on there.

02:08:48.000 Yeah.

02:08:49.000 And I went, oh my god!

02:08:51.000 And I just couldn't believe no one else was in the water.

02:08:54.000 Yeah!

02:08:58.000 Could've been it.

02:08:59.000 It could've been it!

02:09:00.000 Could've been it.

02:09:01.000 See that?

02:09:01.000 I'm safe in Florida.

02:09:03.000 Kayakin'.

02:09:04.000 We went on a tour of the Crocodile Habitat with my kids when they were...

02:09:10.000 The youngest were like...

02:09:12.000 They were probably like six and eight.

02:09:14.000 Somewhere around then.

02:09:15.000 Yeah.

02:09:16.000 And it was so creepy, dude.

02:09:18.000 I was so, like, every time they moved, like, get away from the edge.

02:09:20.000 Get away from the edge.

02:09:22.000 I was like, I was so hover parenting, which is like, and the kids are crazy.

02:09:26.000 Like, I want to sit on the railing. 0.99

02:09:27.000 I'm like, fuck, no, you can't sit on the railing. 0.99

02:09:29.000 Right. 1.00

02:09:29.000 Like, don't do this. 1.00

02:09:31.000 Like, if you go in that water, I'm going in that water, too, and we're both going to die.

02:09:35.000 You see the guy?

02:09:37.000 Yeah.

02:09:37.000 The guy who did that?

02:09:38.000 What happened?

02:09:39.000 The guy with the dog?

02:09:40.000 Oh, yeah, I did see that, but that was a little one.

02:09:42.000 It was a little dog, but yeah.

02:09:44.000 Little gator, too.

02:09:45.000 It wasn't a big gator.

02:09:46.000 And that guy did get his dog back. 1.00

02:09:48.000 That guy's a fucking savage. 1.00

02:09:50.000 I don't know how you did that with your kids. 1.00

02:09:51.000 You must have been freaking out.

02:09:53.000 Freaking out.

02:09:54.000 And we saw them, and they slide into the water right in front of you.

02:09:57.000 There was this alligator slide, or crocodile slide, rather, so you're on this body of water.

02:10:02.000 And then right where the bank is, you see the crocs sunning themselves. 1.00

02:10:06.000 And then you see them slide into the water.

02:10:08.000 It's so creepy.

02:10:10.000 It is creepy.

02:10:11.000 It's so creepy.

02:10:12.000 Because they are just killing machines. 1.00

02:10:14.000 And you're in just this fucking boat. 1.00

02:10:17.000 It's just a boat. 0.99

02:10:19.000 And you see them on land, too.

02:10:21.000 You don't think they're fast.

02:10:22.000 They can move on land.

02:10:23.000 Or they move.

02:10:24.000 They move quick.

02:10:24.000 They move faster than we can.

02:10:26.000 They can run faster than us.

02:10:28.000 Wait, what is this?

02:10:30.000 It says hundreds of alligators or crocodiles behind them.

02:10:35.000 I don't know.

02:10:36.000 In their tent?

02:10:37.000 So they camped on the beach?

02:10:38.000 Yeah, they're hanging out.

02:10:39.000 Did you see the one on the right?

02:10:41.000 Oh my god, look at that.

02:10:41.000 He looks outside his tent.

02:10:42.000 Oh my god!

02:10:44.000 Oh my god!

02:10:48.000 You literally camped at the spot where they go.

02:10:52.000 Where they knew he was there and they were going to go eat him. 1.00

02:10:55.000 What the fuck do you do? 1.00

02:10:55.000 What the fuck do you do there? 1.00

02:10:57.000 Do you leave? 1.00

02:10:58.000 Yeah.

02:10:58.000 What if you run into another group of them?

02:11:00.000 Right!

02:11:00.000 Like higher up the hill.

02:11:02.000 Right!

02:11:02.000 Imagine you're out of breath.

02:11:03.000 You're running up the hill.

02:11:04.000 Running up the hill.

02:11:05.000 And you get to the top and you realize there's more alligators up there.

02:11:08.000 There's ten times the amount.

02:11:09.000 Yeah.

02:11:10.000 And you're out of breath now.

02:11:11.000 You know you can't run.

02:11:12.000 I mean, you've got to do some research before you go there, I think.

02:11:15.000 You know what freaks me out more?

02:11:16.000 Young kids.

02:11:17.000 They're reckless.

02:11:20.000 You know what freaks me out more is the Komodo dragons.

02:11:23.000 Oh, they're terrifying.

02:11:24.000 I follow something with them, too.

02:11:26.000 They're hard.

02:11:27.000 They eat the whole goat.

02:11:28.000 Their mouth, too. 1.00

02:11:30.000 That fucking shit that drips out. 1.00

02:11:33.000 The slime. 1.00

02:11:34.000 Yes.

02:11:34.000 They're so creepy.

02:11:36.000 Do you remember when Sharon Stone's husband got bit by one of those?

02:11:40.000 No.

02:11:40.000 He bit his foot.

02:11:41.000 Yeah, he went to the zoo.

02:11:43.000 Here's a follow-up.

02:11:44.000 The alligators got the tent. 0.96

02:11:45.000 Oh, my God.

02:11:46.000 Look at all of them.

02:11:49.000 Oh my god.

02:11:50.000 Hey, bro.

02:11:52.000 Whoa.

02:11:53.000 That is crazy.

02:11:55.000 So they overcame the tent.

02:11:56.000 So this guy just had to run away.

02:11:58.000 Oh, they're in Zambia.

02:12:00.000 Yeah, that was a different story.

02:12:01.000 Where are they?

02:12:02.000 Zambia?

02:12:03.000 Oh, those are crocodiles.

02:12:05.000 Yeah.

02:12:05.000 That's scarier.

02:12:06.000 That's way scarier. 0.96

02:12:08.000 Brazil. 0.97

02:12:09.000 Oh, so those are caimans.

02:12:12.000 Well, where was he?

02:12:14.000 He wasn't in Brazil.

02:12:16.000 He's Brazilian.

02:12:17.000 He's Brazilian.

02:12:18.000 So where was he doing this?

02:12:20.000 Does it say?

02:12:22.000 It can't work out very well.

02:12:24.000 I feel like I saw it.

02:12:25.000 Does it say at the top?

02:12:27.000 This clip comes after a British genius.

02:12:29.000 This is a different thing.

02:12:30.000 This is different down here.

02:12:31.000 Okay, that's a different story.

02:12:32.000 So go up to the very top.

02:12:33.000 Does it say where it was?

02:12:36.000 It says, waking up and find a nest of crocodiles invading his tent.

02:12:39.000 Honestly, it seemed to me they look like alligators.

02:12:42.000 Can I see that again?

02:12:43.000 I'm not sure if those were crocodiles. 0.99

02:12:47.000 All of them are fucking terrifying. 0.99

02:12:49.000 They look like alligators. 1.00

02:12:51.000 Can I see the video again?

02:12:54.000 Here we go.

02:12:55.000 We have to watch a Ray-Bans ad?

02:12:58.000 This is his ad?

02:13:02.000 Oh, this is his TikTok?

02:13:05.000 Oh, you're never going to find it.

02:13:07.000 Where did it go, though?

02:13:09.000 You had it before, right?

02:13:11.000 Oh, there it is.

02:13:14.000 Okay.

02:13:14.000 Let me look at those.

02:13:16.000 That was it.

02:13:20.000 Yeah, those are crocodiles.

02:13:22.000 Aren't they?

02:13:23.000 No, they're alligators.

02:13:24.000 I don't know.

02:13:24.000 They look like gators because their snout is round.

02:13:27.000 Yeah, it's round.

02:13:28.000 They look like alligators.

02:13:29.000 Huh.

02:13:30.000 Either way. 1.00

02:13:30.000 Anyway, he fucked up. 1.00

02:13:33.000 Whatever they are, it's not good. 1.00

02:13:35.000 It's not good.

02:13:36.000 One of my favorite stories I heard about an alligator getting a guy was his cops were on a high-speed pursuit with this dude.

02:13:41.000 He had a stolen car.

02:13:44.000 I think it was a stolen car.

02:13:45.000 Anyway, he gets to a bridge and jumps off.

02:13:49.000 To try to escape and jumps into the water and immediately gets killed by a gator.

02:13:53.000 Boom.

02:13:53.000 Done.

02:13:53.000 Like literally landed next to one.

02:13:55.000 He's like, oh, free lunch.

02:13:57.000 Snap.

02:13:58.000 There was a guy in Florida.

02:13:59.000 I think he was on his bicycle.

02:14:02.000 And he tripped.

02:14:06.000 Lost thing.

02:14:07.000 And he rolled.

02:14:08.000 Just perfect place.

02:14:10.000 Gator.

02:14:11.000 Snap.

02:14:11.000 The gator got him.

02:14:12.000 I don't think he killed him.

02:14:13.000 I think he tore his arm.

02:14:16.000 Probably freaked the gator out.

02:14:18.000 Well, yeah, the gators are just hanging out, and all of a sudden here comes this tumbling.

02:14:21.000 Jesus Christ.

02:14:22.000 But yeah, I think about that too, because where I take my bike out, the water's got gators in it, and I'm always like, okay, maybe I shouldn't mess around.

02:14:33.000 How many Florida Panthers are there?

02:14:36.000 Are they common?

02:14:38.000 I saw a nice video the other day.

02:14:39.000 This guy was turkey hunting.

02:14:41.000 And this panther didn't realize he was there.

02:14:44.000 And the panther's just walking right by him as he was turkey hunting. 1.00

02:14:47.000 He's like, you know, covered in camo and shit. 0.99

02:14:50.000 And this turkey's like... 1.00

02:14:51.000 I mean, this panther's walking by his turkey decoy.

02:14:55.000 Yep.

02:14:55.000 I think that's more in the...

02:14:59.000 Everglades area, because a lot of Florida's getting built up.

02:15:04.000 Yeah.

02:15:04.000 Even where I'm at, I can't believe...

02:15:06.000 So many people moved there.

02:15:07.000 So many people.

02:15:08.000 How many people turned Republican?

02:15:10.000 It had to be more than a million.

02:15:12.000 I think I saw something where...

02:15:17.000 The ratio, too, was like 80 to 20. Florida is the most red state. 0.94

02:15:24.000 Yeah, like 80% or 70% registered.

02:15:28.000 Look how well DeSantis did in the last vote.

02:15:31.000 I mean, he just destroyed it.

02:15:33.000 Destroyed it.

02:15:34.000 That is a red state now.

02:15:37.000 And it's like the most sensible version of how to handle that pandemic.

02:15:43.000 And people don't want to admit that.

02:15:45.000 They want to think that there was something wrong with what they did.

02:15:47.000 I had this conversation with this one guy who was talking about all these cops that died of COVID. It's the biggest thing.

02:15:52.000 They're handling it so poorly. 0.99

02:15:54.000 No, it's because the cops are fat, man. 0.98

02:15:56.000 We all know the true story about that. 1.00

02:15:59.000 Everybody knows fat cops. 0.94

02:16:01.000 That's the problem. 1.00

02:16:02.000 That shit's really bad if you're obese. 1.00

02:16:04.000 There's also... 1.00

02:16:05.000 What's that, Jamie?

02:16:06.000 Barely one.

02:16:07.000 This last one?

02:16:10.000 What year is that?

02:16:11.000 2018, I guess?

02:16:12.000 No, that one he barely won.

02:16:15.000 He barely won when he got in office.

02:16:16.000 Yeah, and then the other guy got busted.

02:16:19.000 Yeah, that's 2018. Go to the 2022. Yeah.

02:16:22.000 So in 2022, though, I think he won by like 65% or something wacky, which is very rare.

02:16:29.000 He crushed...

02:16:30.000 I've never seen a state...

02:16:33.000 There we go.

02:16:35.000 Yeah, 59%.

02:16:39.000 Yeah, the other guy got 40. Wow, look at...

02:16:43.000 Yeah, that's big.

02:16:44.000 That is really big.

02:16:45.000 It's a big change from 2018, that's for sure.

02:16:48.000 Well, it's a new refugee camp.

02:16:50.000 You get a lot of people from Chicago are fleeing there.

02:16:52.000 A lot of people from Chicago.

02:16:54.000 You got Californians...

02:16:56.000 For some reason going to Naples.

02:16:57.000 Did you see that video from Chicago with those kids?

02:17:00.000 Just ransacking? 1.00

02:17:01.000 They ran up to that white lady in front of her apartment and just beat the shit out of her. 1.00

02:17:05.000 Horrifying. 1.00

02:17:06.000 So crazy.

02:17:07.000 Horrifying.

02:17:08.000 That this is happening in modern 2023 in Chicago.

02:17:11.000 Right.

02:17:11.000 Can you imagine?

02:17:12.000 Giant groups of kids just beating a lady up for no reason. 0.87

02:17:15.000 Because she was white. 0.99

02:17:16.000 But imagine that.

02:17:18.000 She's a white... 1.00

02:17:20.000 Girl, and the look on her face, she probably has never even seen a fight, let alone been in a fight. 1.00

02:17:26.000 Sheer, complete terror, and they just beat the fuck out of her. 0.96

02:17:29.000 There's all hands of all different angles just beating you, and what is it, at the end of the day, what sparked it? 0.91

02:17:38.000 What created that madness?

02:17:40.000 What brings you to the state of I just got to beat someone because they look like that's madness.

02:17:49.000 It's also a recognition that law enforcement has lost control.

02:17:53.000 Like the fact that they can do that and they think they can do that as little kids.

02:17:57.000 There's like young teenagers doing this.

02:18:00.000 Smashing windows and meeting up in groups of hundreds.

02:18:03.000 Like what do they do?

02:18:03.000 Are they organizing on social media?

02:18:05.000 Like what are they doing?

02:18:06.000 Is that what they're doing?

02:18:06.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:18:07.000 It's happening in lots of places.

02:18:08.000 And how is no one stopping that?

02:18:10.000 How is no one stopping that?

02:18:11.000 You don't see the organizing on social media?

02:18:15.000 Yeah, it's crazy.

02:18:16.000 With everything that's seen on your phone, they don't see certain things.

02:18:19.000 Yeah, how do you not see that?

02:18:20.000 Come on, man. 0.99

02:18:21.000 But I don't think the way the policing is in this country, the way people have lost respect for law enforcement, all that defund the police shit has real consequences. 0.99

02:18:31.000 And that's one of them. 0.98

02:18:32.000 You're seeing it right there.

02:18:34.000 It's so spooky, man.

02:18:35.000 It's so spooky how quickly things can deteriorate.

02:18:38.000 But they also dehumanize everything.

02:18:40.000 When you're a police officer, what you don't realize is...

02:18:44.000 Most of the times, those cops are the first ones to see your dead child.

02:18:49.000 You know the trauma that brings?

02:18:52.000 Yeah.

02:18:52.000 Like, if you got kids at home and you just...

02:18:54.000 You became an officer because you had a...

02:18:57.000 You grew up in a nowhere-out situation.

02:19:00.000 Or maybe your parents got divorced or whatever.

02:19:02.000 And the only way that you know to survive is you get a pension and blah, blah, blah.

02:19:08.000 And try to take the test.

02:19:09.000 You take a test.

02:19:10.000 You know, most people think cops are just, you know...

02:19:13.000 Most of the things they're showing up to is watching people maimed and killed...

02:19:19.000 And fighting and beating women. 1.00

02:19:22.000 I mean, the most horror for so many people in the fire department, police, you show up, and they're like, yeah, the kid's dead in the back.

02:19:30.000 You want to call the mom?

02:19:32.000 That's the side...

02:19:34.000 That no one will ever talk about.

02:19:37.000 And that's the side, you know, you just show a clip that happened at one particular incident and then the demons, we call it news media, the monsters, the creators of pure evil and violence and mind control and emotion control, spit out and then boom,

02:19:54.000 they hit the nerve knowing they can manipulate and control and spread violence.

02:20:00.000 Well, it's also activists wanted to Say that the problem was cops are showing up, law enforcement, for things that should just involve counselors and that these cops are not qualified to do that so they're gonna defund that aspect of the police.

02:20:14.000 The problem is just that narrative alone devalues the police.

02:20:19.000 It's like you put this thing out there that we need to stop funding the police.

02:20:23.000 The police are the problem. 0.98

02:20:25.000 No, the crime is the fucking problem and the problem is no one does a damn thing to prevent long-term crime by Enriching communities by going into these places instead of spending 40 billion dollars to fight this fucking proxy war with Ukraine and Russia instead of doing that What about fixing these fucking cities that have been? 0.99

02:20:45.000 Economically disenfranchised since who the fuck knows when that's right Just decade upon decade upon decade of the same kinds of crime in the same neighborhoods And you expect people to come out of that and pull themselves up by their bootstraps. 1.00

02:20:58.000 It's fucking ridiculous. 0.99

02:20:59.000 I remember well I remember the early 90s. 1.00

02:21:04.000 I was doing something in Harlem.

02:21:07.000 There was a show in Harlem.

02:21:08.000 It was a comedy club there.

02:21:09.000 The Uptown Comedy Club.

02:21:10.000 I remember that place.

02:21:11.000 Yeah.

02:21:12.000 And I spent...

02:21:12.000 I learned so much.

02:21:14.000 I had the most incredible conversation.

02:21:19.000 It was with Tracy Morgan.

02:21:21.000 And we were on the street.

02:21:23.000 And we just got so open and honest.

02:21:27.000 And we just started asking each other questions.

02:21:31.000 And when it came to things like welfare, I realized that is such a purposely driven, in my opinion, government trap.

02:21:43.000 And just the way he was explaining, he's like, you know, if I have a kid, they give you money.

02:21:48.000 And he's like, we don't have...

02:21:50.000 Options.

02:21:51.000 They keep us here.

02:21:52.000 They put certain foods here.

02:21:54.000 They offer to pay us money.

02:21:56.000 And I'd love to see the statistic of when welfare came out, how communities thrived or plummeted after that because they didn't have a drive for themselves.

02:22:09.000 They're under the illusion that they're going to be taken care of.

02:22:12.000 That is a very dangerous thing for people if you can keep them complacent and with a certain level of income.

02:22:18.000 And just just keep that amount of money where they don't have to do anything and a lot of people get conditioned and But the other thing is like how do you get people off of that?

02:22:28.000 Like without extreme willpower and discipline and like working really really hard to get off of that and then Deciding you're not going to accept that money anymore Like for some people it's easier to just stay in that little system and that goes on in every level Yeah.

02:22:44.000 That goes on every level.

02:22:45.000 When every finance level you hit, it kind of...

02:22:49.000 I mean, it gets easier the more finances, but...

02:22:51.000 It gets a lot easier.

02:22:52.000 It gets a lot easier.

02:22:53.000 It's a lot easier.

02:22:54.000 Yes, yes.

02:22:57.000 A, it's human nature, but B, there's a lack of hope.

02:23:00.000 So if you gave that welfare check to places where people are thriving and doing things they love to do, then it wouldn't be so bad because they just keep doing things they love to do and thriving, right?

02:23:11.000 And then maybe they would find other stuff to do for a living and they wouldn't need welfare.

02:23:15.000 If you're doing it to people that live in despair, that's when it's sick.

02:23:19.000 Like, there's something sick about it because it's like all you're doing is putting a little band-aid on it and you are giving people food and you are giving people shelter and that is good.

02:23:27.000 It's definitely better than them being homeless.

02:23:29.000 But that is not fixing anything.

02:23:31.000 And the only way to fix it is to give people hope. 0.98

02:23:34.000 And you can't have any hope when you live in a community where, like, everything's fucked. 0.98

02:23:40.000 Drugs run rapid, cigarettes, gangs, everything. 0.99

02:23:45.000 Everything runs rapid.

02:23:46.000 Yeah, and that's the real problem.

02:23:48.000 The real problem is people have a lack of hope, lack of positive role models.

02:23:53.000 Everybody that you know is either involved in crime or the victim of crime or avoiding crime or it's like you're dealing with constant violence and crime.

02:24:02.000 But give me your money, and I'll go fix Ukraine. 1.00

02:24:05.000 It's crazy, right?

02:24:07.000 It's like, how do we not address these problems in America?

02:24:10.000 How do they, like, whatever, the debates come up every year.

02:24:15.000 It's the same thing.

02:24:16.000 It's the same thing.

02:24:16.000 Pro-life, pro-choice.

02:24:17.000 Yeah, they're like, we're gonna get jobs, like, bitch, but you are not... 1.00

02:24:22.000 We have created so many jobs in this administration. 0.98

02:24:26.000 And we're gonna do so much for the military.

02:24:28.000 That's one thing I love about the new Twitter.

02:24:30.000 When anybody posts something, even from the White House, it gets fact-checked. 0.99

02:24:35.000 And the White House has had to pull tweets because they're just bullshit. 0.99

02:24:39.000 Thank God. 0.99

02:24:40.000 Thank the baby Jesus.

02:24:41.000 Thank God.

02:24:42.000 Yes.

02:24:44.000 Thank you, baby Jesus.

02:24:45.000 Thank you, baby Jesus.

02:24:48.000 Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft. 0.93

02:24:52.000 It's one of the greatest movies of all time.

02:24:55.000 Talladega Nights?

02:24:56.000 He is funny.

02:24:57.000 Bro.

02:24:57.000 He's funny.

02:24:58.000 Will Ferrell is funny.

02:25:00.000 He's so funny in that movie, too.

02:25:02.000 How have they not done Talladega Nights 2?

02:25:05.000 Someone please help me out.

02:25:07.000 He would go into character and stay in character for a week at a time.

02:25:17.000 At Saturday Night Live.

02:25:18.000 He would come in, he'd wear this vest, and he'd kind of grow his hair a little bit, and he wouldn't shave.

02:25:24.000 And it would drive people like Marcy Klein, like the producer, like, Will, you're representing Saturday Night Live here.

02:25:32.000 And we'd all be like, oh, he'd do that all week.

02:25:37.000 So they didn't like the way he was dressed?

02:25:39.000 No, because he would stay like that all week and stay in character.

02:25:42.000 Sometimes it would drive you nuts.

02:25:43.000 You know, like, if I want to talk to you...

02:25:45.000 If I want to talk to you, and every time I see you, you're like, I don't know.

02:25:49.000 Hello, Jim.

02:25:49.000 Good to speak to you today.

02:25:51.000 Will you be sailing with me this winter?

02:25:53.000 Correct.

02:25:53.000 And I go, Joe, I don't know who this Joe is, but I will seek him and tell him you're looking for him.

02:26:00.000 I read a story once where John Voight and Angelina Jolie were having a phone call, and in this story they were saying that they were talking in character.

02:26:10.000 The entire time.

02:26:12.000 Like, they had a conversation in character.

02:26:14.000 I've done that with my daughter.

02:26:17.000 We cook on Sundays and we do for fun.

02:26:19.000 Oh, these two.

02:26:20.000 Well, these two, they're wacky.

02:26:21.000 They're not funny.

02:26:22.000 Like, neither one of them is funny.

02:26:23.000 They just did it for the sake of doing it.

02:26:24.000 I think they were doing, like, acting exercises on the phone with each other.

02:26:28.000 They were talking in character.

02:26:30.000 Exercise, is that word?

02:26:31.000 Just acting exercises already makes me cry.

02:26:33.000 So part of me is already questioning me being critical of this, because now I'm thinking, but they are professional actors.

02:26:38.000 Would that be fun?

02:26:39.000 Because you're kind of working with your daughter then.

02:26:40.000 You're like working on a little exercise.

02:26:42.000 It's like if you were a painter and you painted a thing with your daughter, is that weird?

02:26:46.000 Like why is it weird?

02:26:47.000 Is the only time you talk, you should have to talk like normal?

02:26:50.000 Why shouldn't you be able to talk in character?

02:26:51.000 I think it hides emotions.

02:26:53.000 I'm mad at myself.

02:26:53.000 I'm mad at myself for being upset at them.

02:26:57.000 I'm looking at him like, why am I being so critical of that?

02:26:59.000 They're literally professional actors at the highest level. 0.99

02:27:03.000 I mean, he was in fucking... 0.99

02:27:04.000 He was in... 1.00

02:27:05.000 Wasn't he in...

02:27:06.000 What was Jon Voight in?

02:27:08.000 That one movie with Dustin Hoffman.

02:27:11.000 Oh my god.

02:27:12.000 Midnight Cowboy.

02:27:13.000 Oh, I don't know if I saw that.

02:27:16.000 If I did, I don't remember it.

02:27:17.000 Dude, that's a wild movie.

02:27:20.000 Is that Midnight Cowboy...

02:27:22.000 Is that it?

02:27:22.000 Yeah.

02:27:24.000 That's a wild movie, man.

02:27:25.000 That's a movie about these street hustlers from the 1970s.

02:27:29.000 Oh, wow!

02:27:30.000 Yeah.

02:27:31.000 Maybe I did see this.

02:27:32.000 Yeah, Jon Voight played some street hustler in New York City.

02:27:36.000 I've had to have seen this.

02:27:37.000 Oh, it's a great movie, man.

02:27:38.000 It's like HBO, early 80s.

02:27:41.000 Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

02:27:42.000 69. Oh, damn. 1.00

02:27:44.000 Yeah, it's a 1969 movie. 1.00

02:27:46.000 Oh, wow. 0.99

02:27:47.000 God, I haven't seen this in fucking 20 years. 0.99

02:27:49.000 More. 0.99

02:27:50.000 Maybe more than 20 years.

02:27:51.000 I need to watch it again.

02:27:52.000 Did you ever get into westerns?

02:27:54.000 Love westerns.

02:27:55.000 Clint Eastwood?

02:27:56.000 You know what I love?

02:27:56.000 The Unforgiven.

02:27:57.000 Because that's the most realistic of his westerns.

02:28:00.000 That's when he comes, he's like an older guy, and it's Morgan Freeman and him and Gene Hackman.

02:28:06.000 Oh, my God.

02:28:07.000 It's like, I think that's the best western of all time.

02:28:10.000 Is that the one that opens up and it's like, oh, no, not thinking of the way Metallica opens up their concert.

02:28:15.000 This is what it is.

02:28:18.000 It's like he did all those spaghetti westerns, which were amazing, but then he went back and did a real movie on what life in the West was like.

02:28:27.000 So instead of it being sort of glossed over spaghetti western like he did with The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly and a lot of other things, this one was like horrific.

02:28:35.000 Like really probably accurate as to how brutal life in that time period was.

02:28:42.000 What did Gene Hackman play in this?

02:28:45.000 Gene Hackman was a sheriff. 1.00

02:28:46.000 He was like a fucked up asshole of a sheriff that Clint Eastwood winds up killing. 1.00

02:28:50.000 Spoiler alert. 1.00

02:28:51.000 I've seen this, but I have to watch this again.

02:28:54.000 I remember him.

02:28:54.000 He gets killed.

02:28:56.000 It's a heavy movie, man.

02:28:57.000 It's a heavy movie.

02:28:58.000 The boy gets killed.

02:28:59.000 He goes on the...

02:29:00.000 I remember this.

02:29:01.000 Well, Clint Eastwood was an assassin when he was younger.

02:29:05.000 And he got married and had a family and turned over a new leaf and was running a farm.

02:29:12.000 But he was raising his kids and they made him an offer to kill some people that had killed somebody.

02:29:17.000 And so he needed to because his farm was falling apart so he goes back into action.

02:29:22.000 But it's believable.

02:29:24.000 It's a really good movie.

02:29:25.000 It's so different than the style of movies that he used to do about westerns because he flipped it on its head and made it...

02:29:35.000 It's a horrific, it's not in any way glorified, like nothing's glorious, the people are cowards, it's like they're human, everything works and he's like reprehensible. 0.97

02:29:49.000 He's a complete sociopath that has no problem, just a psychopath, has no problem killing people. 0.98

02:29:56.000 It doesn't raise his heartbeat at all. 1.00

02:29:58.000 That's one of the reasons why he's so good at killing people. 0.52

02:30:00.000 He never freaks out. 0.97

02:30:02.000 Right.

02:30:02.000 So he's calm in the face of everything.

02:30:05.000 Boom! 0.99

02:30:05.000 And everybody's like stumbling for their gun. 0.99

02:30:07.000 Oh, Jesus!

02:30:07.000 Boom!

02:30:08.000 And it's believable.

02:30:10.000 It's so creepy.

02:30:11.000 And it's so good, man. 0.99

02:30:12.000 It's a fucking great movie. 0.99

02:30:14.000 I'll have to watch that again. 1.00

02:30:15.000 I got into...

02:30:16.000 Actually, I started watching it on a plane because I don't watch a lot of TV. What is the series...

02:30:21.000 Where?

02:30:22.000 I'm the worst at this.

02:30:24.000 It was a Western, and they're settling, and they're bringing these people from Denmark or their Dutch across the country. 0.98

02:30:34.000 Deadwood?

02:30:35.000 Yellowstone?

02:30:36.000 Yellowstone.

02:30:37.000 Yellowstone.

02:30:37.000 The early Yellowstones.

02:30:39.000 So, like, not Yellowstone, but the early ones, like the 18, whatever it is, and there's, like, three different Yellowstones that are running now.

02:30:45.000 Well, I want to say this one was more recent, and it's the guy, you know the guy in Casino that runs, he goes up to De Niro, he's like, I really like you to get my son to, I mean, my nephew to work again.

02:30:59.000 You know that actor?

02:31:00.000 What's his name?

02:31:01.000 Do you know his name? 0.99

02:31:02.000 Goddammit. 0.97

02:31:03.000 He's in this movie, And he's like taking them across the whole country.

02:31:08.000 So it's a movie, it's not a show.

02:31:09.000 I'm sorry, it's a series.

02:31:10.000 It's a series.

02:31:11.000 But I got hooked on this thing because there was some raw stuff in there.

02:31:15.000 So is it a Yellowstone, one of the early ones?

02:31:17.000 Is it the show with Josh Brolin called Outer Rain?

02:31:19.000 I gotta see what it looks like.

02:31:21.000 It could be.

02:31:22.000 I think it's Yellowstone.

02:31:23.000 Dude, there's so many Yellowstone. 1.00

02:31:25.000 That Taylor Sheridan is a bad motherfucker. 1.00

02:31:27.000 This is Outer Range. 1.00

02:31:28.000 That guy has put together some incredible shows.

02:31:31.000 Outer Range. 1.00

02:31:32.000 Josh Bolin is the fucking man, dude. 1.00

02:31:34.000 That ain't it. 1.00

02:31:35.000 I love that guy, too.

02:31:36.000 He's great in everything.

02:31:38.000 Josh Bolin?

02:31:39.000 Bolin. 0.68

02:31:39.000 Rolling. 0.68

02:31:40.000 I don't know.

02:31:41.000 Whatever.

02:31:42.000 It's not the Kevin Costner one. 1.00

02:31:44.000 Oh, the Kevin Costner one is the shit. 1.00

02:31:47.000 My wife was watching it. 1.00

02:31:49.000 I watched a couple of those.

02:31:50.000 That's another good movie.

02:31:51.000 Wyatt Earp.

02:31:53.000 Wild Overs.

02:31:53.000 Yes.

02:31:54.000 Wyatt Earp.

02:31:55.000 That there.

02:31:55.000 Boom.

02:31:56.000 Boom.

02:31:56.000 It is this one?

02:31:57.000 I feel like this chick was in it. 0.95

02:32:00.000 This one?

02:32:00.000 Yes, that one!

02:32:01.000 Wait, wait, go back!

02:32:02.000 I just, yes!

02:32:03.000 What is that?

02:32:03.000 Up there, that!

02:32:05.000 Oh my god!

02:32:06.000 1883. So yeah, that's the Yellowstone prequel.

02:32:09.000 That's like the early days of Yellowstone.

02:32:11.000 I've heard that's amazing.

02:32:12.000 Oh my god!

02:32:14.000 Yeah?

02:32:15.000 That one, maybe because I was on a plane, I was completely...

02:32:18.000 That! 0.99

02:32:21.000 That's Taylor Sheridan.

02:32:22.000 That's the same guy who did Yellowstone, right?

02:32:24.000 He did that as well, right? 1.00

02:32:25.000 Dude, he's the fucking man. 1.00

02:32:27.000 This was so... 1.00

02:32:28.000 Like, you can wrap your head around and go, oh, well, this makes more sense how it all went down.

02:32:34.000 Yeah.

02:32:34.000 This makes all the sense in the world.

02:32:36.000 And what you were saying with Clint Eastwood, how it's just...

02:32:39.000 They became accustomed to it.

02:32:43.000 Yeah.

02:32:43.000 Like, because they would constantly be under attack, whether it was just for their supplies, or they wanted their girls.

02:32:49.000 And they weren't worried about natives, they were more worried about... 0.96

02:32:52.000 Yeah, other outlaws. 0.97

02:32:54.000 Bunch of monsters out there. 0.90

02:32:56.000 And, oh my god!

02:32:58.000 That makes more sense.

02:32:59.000 It was so good coming to steal your cattle, or coming to steal your horses.

02:33:03.000 The Wild West, man.

02:33:03.000 I mean, that's really what it was.

02:33:05.000 And those people made it across the country. 0.99

02:33:06.000 There were so many fucking bad people. 0.99

02:33:08.000 There were so many outlaws, and just horrific conditions, and no law enforcement, and just fucking chaos. 0.99

02:33:14.000 Well, there's a scene in there, and it actually reminded me, when I watched it last night, you did something last night. 0.98

02:33:21.000 It was a little part of one of the sets, and you're talking about the tribal, like, we used to, oh, you were like, we used to be able to just maim and kill. 1.00

02:33:32.000 For most of history, it was very horrific.

02:33:36.000 Right.

02:33:36.000 Well, there's a scene in here that I thought...

02:33:38.000 It was described by the female who... 0.84

02:33:42.000 She's already lost... 0.98

02:33:44.000 I don't want to give it too much away.

02:33:46.000 But she's seen enough.

02:33:48.000 She's like a kid.

02:33:49.000 She fell in love.

02:33:50.000 But towards the end, she falls in love and this guy's protecting her and she's describing...

02:33:57.000 Almost what a turn on in the power of this guy.

02:34:01.000 The aggressive, revengeful anger of him just hatching.

02:34:10.000 This other guy.

02:34:12.000 And you don't even feel bad.

02:34:14.000 You're like, you know what? 1.00

02:34:15.000 Fucker deserves to be hatched up for what he did. 1.00

02:34:19.000 And she's watching. 1.00

02:34:21.000 And this becomes the norm.

02:34:23.000 Just boom. 1.00

02:34:24.000 Killing someone with an axe. 1.00

02:34:25.000 Ah, took him out. 0.99

02:34:27.000 Took him out.

02:34:29.000 There's something about axe murderer.

02:34:32.000 It's like a very specific kind of murderer.

02:34:36.000 Literally, it's the only kind of murderer where you have a definition.

02:34:40.000 Like you have that word connected, like axe murderer.

02:34:43.000 No one calls you a gun murderer.

02:34:45.000 That's right.

02:34:45.000 But an axe murderer is a very specific definition.

02:34:48.000 That's interesting.

02:34:49.000 It is interesting.

02:34:50.000 Knife murderer?

02:34:51.000 Poison murderer?

02:34:52.000 Nope.

02:34:53.000 Axe murderer.

02:34:54.000 An axe murderer is a specifically brutal way to kill someone.

02:34:59.000 And it's terrifying for people because they don't feel like they could do anything about it.

02:35:03.000 No.

02:35:03.000 Someone's coming at you with an axe like, Jesus Christ, you don't have much room for error.

02:35:07.000 I've seen videos, but I know I'm not going to be able to pull it off under pressure.

02:35:10.000 Yeah, dude, it's too scary.

02:35:11.000 You're supposed to get close.

02:35:13.000 Yeah, good luck.

02:35:14.000 Yeah, right?

02:35:14.000 Get close.

02:35:15.000 Good luck.

02:35:15.000 Yeah.

02:35:15.000 Good luck.

02:35:16.000 But the way she describes it, it reminds me of what you just said.

02:35:22.000 It's just become something.

02:35:24.000 Yeah.

02:35:24.000 Well, that's what human beings...

02:35:26.000 That's how human beings existed for thousands and thousands of years.

02:35:30.000 They existed in these...

02:35:32.000 When you go back and listen to accounts of history...

02:35:34.000 How long do you think that lasted to?

02:35:37.000 And where did it last to?

02:35:38.000 Like, did that last...

02:35:39.000 Was that going on...

02:35:41.000 I have a very specific explanation for it, I think.

02:35:47.000 I think it has to do with the Younger Dryas impact theory.

02:35:50.000 I think that human beings, especially in Africa, had achieved an insanely high level of sophistication.

02:35:57.000 What they had done in Egypt is still, to this day, one of the most confusing things that anyone's ever been able to accomplish.

02:36:04.000 And the fact that That these people were able to accomplish it 4,000, 5,000 years ago or more.

02:36:11.000 They don't even know really how old some of that stuff is.

02:36:13.000 I think that when the asteroids impacted and the Ice Age ended, and there's a lot of evidence of this, like physical evidence all over the Earth.

02:36:22.000 They were smashed by asteroids. 0.97

02:36:24.000 I think it knocked human beings back into the fucking Stone Age. 0.94

02:36:28.000 And I think the people that survived had to survive in the most brutal and barbaric conditions, where society was completely eroded, where it was just chaos. 0.95

02:36:38.000 Most people were dead, and you survived if you were underground, you survived if you had gotten into caves, you survived if you had accumulated enough resources so you could make it through whatever amount of nuclear winter exists, from Pelted by giant rocks from space that literally ended the Ice Age and killed 65% of all the megafauna in North America.

02:37:03.000 65% of all the mammals died off quick.

02:37:06.000 Whether it's woolly mammoths, saber-toothed tigers, 65% of them just got wiped out in a very short period of time.

02:37:13.000 Probably because there was no food left over, probably because a lot of them got killed on the initial impact and through the floods. 0.95

02:37:19.000 And all this shit that happened when the ice caps melted. 0.96

02:37:21.000 And I think that the reason why people were so barbaric 3,000, 4,000 years ago, I think that's the ancestors of the people that survived that disaster. 0.99

02:37:31.000 And I think they had to be monsters.

02:37:33.000 I bet the early days there was a lot of cannibalism. 0.99

02:37:37.000 I bet people did whatever the fuck they could to just exist. 0.99

02:37:41.000 Right after the impacts, whatever people were left, I bet there was very few people left, and I bet their lives were hard as fuck. 0.99

02:37:50.000 I think that still exists. 0.95

02:37:52.000 To a degree.

02:37:53.000 Well, it definitely still exists to a degree.

02:37:54.000 It still exists, but they don't need no Ice Age to still act like that or have that built inside them.

02:38:00.000 Sure, but what I'm thinking is one of the reasons why you have such sophistication, like 5,000, 6,000, 7,000 years ago, 10,000 years ago, and then you have, like, thousands of years later, sheer barbarism.

02:38:13.000 Like, how'd that happen?

02:38:14.000 Because I think everything was stopped. 0.94

02:38:16.000 I think it all stopped, and I think the people were left in a fucking Mad Max world for a long-ass time. 0.74

02:38:22.000 I mean, when they talk about civilization restarting, right?

02:38:27.000 So if this happened 11,800 years ago, which is what they think happened, The earliest instances up until these theories of modern civilization was 6,000 years ago.

02:38:38.000 That's Sumer.

02:38:39.000 That's first mathematics, first written language, a lot of different things come out of this one part of the world.

02:38:45.000 But that's 5,000 years after the impacts.

02:38:50.000 So what if you have this sophisticated society of people that are operating probably at a higher level than we are now, just through some technology that we don't understand, And they get fucking annihilated by rocks from space.

02:39:04.000 And then whoever does exist, they exist in a horrific way for thousands of years before people reinvent civilization.

02:39:14.000 I don't know.

02:39:16.000 It's all too much for me.

02:39:18.000 I get that.

02:39:19.000 I just don't know.

02:39:21.000 I don't know.

02:39:21.000 That's a good way to talk about that.

02:39:23.000 I don't know either.

02:39:26.000 But it's one of my favorite subjects.

02:39:28.000 No, I know.

02:39:29.000 Me too.

02:39:29.000 It's fascinating.

02:39:30.000 I always want to know, like, where do certain things start?

02:39:33.000 Where does that start?

02:39:34.000 And how did it spread?

02:39:37.000 Why do I keep fucking up Graham Hancock's series? 0.75

02:39:39.000 It's Ancient Apocalypse, right? 0.95

02:39:41.000 Correct.

02:39:41.000 I always say Ancient Catastrophe.

02:39:43.000 I almost said it again.

02:39:44.000 But it is Apocalypse.

02:39:46.000 Ancient Apocalypse on Netflix.

02:39:47.000 Watch it.

02:39:47.000 It's amazing.

02:39:48.000 It's a series of...

02:39:49.000 Graham Hancock, who's the master of this stuff, who really understands it better than anybody, and Randall Carlson.

02:39:55.000 Who's the master of...

02:39:57.000 He really understands the asteroid impacts and the impact theory.

02:40:00.000 And they put this together and they said there's like distinct evidence of a very advanced culture that we have no explanation for.

02:40:07.000 And it exists all over the world.

02:40:08.000 There's these stone structures in specific that are so complex and we don't know who did them.

02:40:13.000 We don't know how they moved them.

02:40:14.000 And all this evidence seems to point to that.

02:40:18.000 At one point in time, Human beings had reached a very high level of sophistication for design, for construction, for the ability to move stones and cut them.

02:40:29.000 Like, it's really high levels of construction to the point where, you know, you're getting all these stones to meet perfectly at the top of a massive pyramid.

02:40:37.000 That's 2,300,000 stones.

02:40:41.000 Well, not only that.

02:40:43.000 It's mind-boggling to think they're also in Mexico and possibly be buried under a mountain that looks like a mountain, but it's actually another pyramid that everything grew over.

02:40:57.000 Exactly.

02:40:58.000 It's all through the Amazon they find those, too.

02:41:01.000 That's mind-boggling to me.

02:41:03.000 Mind-boggling.

02:41:04.000 All through the Amazon, it's filled with these structures.

02:41:06.000 They use LIDAR and they scan the surface of the ground and find irrigation tracks and plots of land and grids for a city. 1.00

02:41:16.000 Wild shit, man. 1.00

02:41:17.000 Did you go to Egypt? 1.00

02:41:18.000 I have not been.

02:41:20.000 I want to go.

02:41:22.000 I went there and they were...

02:41:26.000 I don't know, man.

02:41:26.000 It's wild.

02:41:27.000 It's also weird to see, like, what the hell is that thing in Washington, D.C., the pointy thing.

02:41:34.000 Oh, the obelisk.

02:41:35.000 The obelisk.

02:41:36.000 Yeah.

02:41:37.000 It's like, what is the meaning of that?

02:41:39.000 Because why is that in D.C.? And it was in Egypt.

02:41:42.000 It's in Rome as well.

02:41:43.000 It's in Rome.

02:41:44.000 There's an Egyptian obelisk that's in Rome.

02:41:47.000 In the middle of the Vatican.

02:41:49.000 That fascinates me.

02:41:50.000 It's amazing.

02:41:51.000 Like, what's the connection on the three of them, and why is it in D.C.? It's a good question.

02:41:55.000 And the original obelisks, man, when they find ones that they didn't wind up using because there's a crack, and you see them, like, carved out of stone, you're like, how the fuck were you going to move this? 0.79

02:42:06.000 Right.

02:42:06.000 What did you do?

02:42:07.000 How did you do this?

02:42:09.000 I started seeing stuff like that, because I remember my mom would talk about the World Fair.

02:42:14.000 Oh, that Chicago thing?

02:42:16.000 Where they turned on the lights for the first time?

02:42:18.000 No!

02:42:19.000 I saw that one too.

02:42:20.000 I think there was one in New York, but then I saw the thing in Chicago where they built everything up and it looked like a city and then just got rid of it like it was nothing.

02:42:32.000 Yeah, what was it?

02:42:33.000 Was it a facade?

02:42:34.000 Did they build a facade?

02:42:36.000 I don't know.

02:42:36.000 Was that a Disney set type thing or was that the real steel going down?

02:42:40.000 Some shady contracting deal going on there.

02:42:42.000 For sure, in Chicago, 100% that was the mob.

02:42:46.000 Hey, we gotta take it down now! 1.00

02:42:48.000 We got a fucking contract there! 0.99

02:42:50.000 It's no good. 0.99

02:42:50.000 The contract is we build and then we take it down. 0.99

02:42:52.000 Come on, I told you. 1.00

02:42:54.000 We made a fucking deal. 1.00

02:42:55.000 Right. 1.00

02:42:56.000 Don't make me come visit you.

02:42:57.000 I put the Caesar up, I put everything you said.

02:43:00.000 Look, I make it all nice and everything. 1.00

02:43:01.000 Don't make me come visit you, you piece of shit. 1.00

02:43:04.000 Take it down. 1.00

02:43:05.000 The Vatican is insane, dude. 0.88

02:43:06.000 Have you been there?

02:43:07.000 I have not.

02:43:08.000 I went to Rome, but I didn't visit the Vatican.

02:43:12.000 God, you gotta go next time.

02:43:13.000 I went and I had a really cool guide.

02:43:16.000 We hired a professor.

02:43:18.000 He was this multi-language speaking professor.

02:43:21.000 Really interesting dude.

02:43:23.000 And he got really into it with me.

02:43:26.000 Like, we really, really got into all these different things.

02:43:29.000 He was so knowledgeable.

02:43:30.000 It was really cool.

02:43:31.000 Do you know who you were?

02:43:33.000 Did he know who you were?

02:43:35.000 Yeah, he was really cool. 0.99

02:43:38.000 He just gave me like the lowdown on, first of all, why they all have little dicks. 0.99

02:43:44.000 I was like, why they all have little dicks? 1.00

02:43:47.000 He told me that they thought that a large penis was like brutish and barbaric. 1.00

02:43:53.000 And they're like, some dude with a little dick had conned everybody into thinking that little dicks were the shit. 1.00

02:43:58.000 Simple propaganda. 1.00

02:44:00.000 Total propaganda.

02:44:01.000 It's the most easiest. 0.99

02:44:02.000 It's like little dick guys. 1.00

02:44:03.000 Like, you don't want that big dick. 1.00

02:44:04.000 The big dick is talking about problems. 1.00

02:44:06.000 The big dick doesn't come with culture or agriculture or the civilization that we've created. 1.00

02:44:11.000 This beautiful city relies on little dick. 1.00

02:44:13.000 Little dick energy. 0.99

02:44:15.000 Start building these things everywhere. 1.00

02:44:17.000 I need statues of little dicks. 1.00

02:44:18.000 Legit little dick energy. 0.99

02:44:20.000 And after a while, somewhere along the line, I forget what the explanation was. 0.97

02:44:24.000 They started covering them up with leaves.

02:44:26.000 They started covering their dicks up with leaves.

02:44:28.000 Right!

02:44:28.000 So they'd be this beautiful body, this like perfect man with this little leaf over...

02:44:33.000 Little leaf. 0.97

02:44:34.000 That guy had a hog on him. 1.00

02:44:35.000 Look at the size of that guy. 1.00

02:44:36.000 Little leaf dick. 1.00

02:44:37.000 Yeah. 0.97

02:44:37.000 I saw that. 0.97

02:44:38.000 It's weird. 1.00

02:44:39.000 Very rare that a guy built like a Greek god has a little tiny dick. 0.99

02:44:42.000 I just don't think those things go together. 1.00

02:44:44.000 Like are they messing with it?

02:44:45.000 Look at the size of his hands and his shoulders. 1.00

02:44:48.000 Right, but a little dick. 1.00

02:44:49.000 Monster hog. 1.00

02:44:50.000 Right.

02:44:50.000 No.

02:44:50.000 Little tiny ass dick.

02:44:52.000 You need a... 1.00

02:44:52.000 Everyone's like, yes, little dicks are the way to go. 1.00

02:44:55.000 Like... 0.99

02:44:57.000 Whatever little dick energy dude who was running Rome at the time was like... 0.97

02:45:01.000 What? 0.97

02:45:02.000 Two inches? 0.99

02:45:04.000 Are you insane? 0.97

02:45:07.000 Nobody needs two inches. 0.99

02:45:10.000 It's like you don't need an AR-15.

02:45:12.000 That's like the same people today.

02:45:13.000 What do you need an AR-15 to protect yourself?

02:45:16.000 That's a military assault rifle.

02:45:18.000 Two inches! 0.80

02:45:19.000 One inch is plenty to pleasure every woman that's ever existed. 1.00

02:45:23.000 One inch is fine. 1.00

02:45:25.000 They give him these little one-inch penises. 1.00

02:45:27.000 Giant goliath of a man. 0.99

02:45:29.000 Full six-pack. 1.00

02:45:31.000 Looks like a fucking, literally looks like a superhero. 1.00

02:45:34.000 Put that leaf over it. 1.00

02:45:36.000 Cover his penis with a leaf. 1.00

02:45:39.000 It's just so weird. 1.00

02:45:40.000 And there's so much art, dude.

02:45:42.000 There's so much art.

02:45:44.000 You're blown away.

02:45:45.000 I mean, you know there's so much art when you get there. 0.99

02:45:47.000 But then when you're wandering around, you're like, what in the fuck, man? 0.99

02:45:51.000 This is nuts. 1.00

02:45:52.000 The arena.

02:45:53.000 Oh, the Coliseum.

02:45:55.000 Right?

02:45:55.000 The Coliseum?

02:45:55.000 Yeah, the Coliseum is incredible.

02:45:57.000 That's incredible.

02:45:58.000 All of it's incredible. 0.94

02:46:00.000 I mean, if you could go back and see what that was like when the Emperor of Rome was presiding over the Colosseum and they got people gladiator fights and they're letting tigers loose and shit. 0.99

02:46:10.000 Like, what the fuck, man? 0.98

02:46:13.000 They had the animals in cages underneath the floor and they would raise the cage up and let the animal out. 0.99

02:46:19.000 What's the movie?

02:46:20.000 Gladiator.

02:46:21.000 Russell Crowe. 1.00

02:46:22.000 The shit. 1.00

02:46:23.000 Monster movie. 1.00

02:46:24.000 The shit. 1.00

02:46:25.000 That was a monster movie. 1.00

02:46:26.000 That movie was so good.

02:46:28.000 Oh my god.

02:46:29.000 I cried like a baby at the end of the movie.

02:46:30.000 Oh my god.

02:46:31.000 I open mouth cried.

02:46:34.000 Everybody wanted to be Russell Crowe.

02:46:36.000 Are you not entertained?

02:46:39.000 Remember that?

02:46:39.000 So good.

02:46:40.000 Oh my god.

02:46:43.000 And then Joaquin Phoenix perfectly plays.

02:46:46.000 He was great.

02:46:48.000 Perfectly plays the creepy dictator. 1.00

02:46:50.000 He was such a dick. 1.00

02:46:51.000 Oh my god, he was so good. 1.00

02:46:52.000 So good and so beautiful at the time.

02:46:56.000 Right?

02:46:56.000 Imagine if that's the guy who becomes the Joker.

02:46:58.000 Look how beautiful he was.

02:46:59.000 Dude, he's a great actor.

02:47:00.000 Oh my god, he's incredible.

02:47:01.000 That guy's an unbelievable actor.

02:47:04.000 He freaked me out in the Joker because I was like, this could happen.

02:47:06.000 I think he's partially responsible for the Antifa riots.

02:47:09.000 I think people saw that and they're like, that looks like fun.

02:47:14.000 We need a real Joker. 0.75

02:47:16.000 You know how many guys are out there, like, aspiring to be the real Joker?

02:47:19.000 The real Joker.

02:47:20.000 They're gonna do Joker Part 2, which is great.

02:47:23.000 Good job, Todd Phillips.

02:47:24.000 Gonna send this further into Demise.

02:47:29.000 It's the ultimate anti-hero.

02:47:30.000 They are filming it next year, right?

02:47:31.000 With Lady Gaga or something like that. 0.99

02:47:32.000 It's happening right now.

02:47:33.000 Oh, God.

02:47:34.000 It's beautiful, too.

02:47:35.000 Yeah, dude.

02:47:36.000 I can't.

02:47:37.000 I already don't want to see it.

02:47:39.000 It's going to be so intense.

02:47:39.000 It's going to be good.

02:47:40.000 It's going to be amazing.

02:47:42.000 But isn't it funny that Todd Phillips had to stop making comedies because the world got too woke?

02:47:46.000 Like the kind of comedies that he made before, if you tried to make them today, you'd get in real trouble.

02:47:50.000 Todd Phillips was so...

02:47:52.000 What was that first one?

02:47:53.000 Was Hangover his first?

02:47:54.000 What was his first one?

02:47:56.000 I don't know.

02:47:57.000 That was him, Hangover, right?

02:47:58.000 Yeah, that's him.

02:47:59.000 Let's go to his IMDb.

02:48:02.000 Check my IMDB. Check my IMDB. What have you ever done?

02:48:07.000 What have you ever done, Jim?

02:48:09.000 Why don't you just check my IMDB? I was half-baked, you fucking piece of shit. 1.00

02:48:15.000 Yeah, his first move was Road Trip and then Old School. 1.00

02:48:16.000 Oh, wow.

02:48:18.000 So he did some classics.

02:48:21.000 Road Trip and Old School.

02:48:23.000 Old School, right out of the gate.

02:48:24.000 Oh, my God.

02:48:25.000 Right out of the gate.

02:48:26.000 Right out of the gate.

02:48:26.000 There's a drive!

02:48:28.000 And the left fielder doesn't even move!

02:48:30.000 But I think he did an interview where he was talking about the difficulties of doing those kind of comedies today.

02:48:37.000 I guess so.

02:48:38.000 I mean, what was so offensive in...

02:48:40.000 Everything.

02:48:42.000 Try watching them again.

02:48:44.000 Try watching Step Brothers.

02:48:45.000 You watch Step Brothers, you're like, Jesus, like the language.

02:48:49.000 There's so many of those things you cannot say today.

02:48:50.000 Is the hangover offensive?

02:48:52.000 Yeah.

02:48:52.000 That's what I'm saying.

02:48:53.000 Perfectly.

02:48:56.000 It's raunchy, but it's not.

02:48:58.000 That's what I say.

02:48:58.000 I say raunchy, but I don't think there's anything.

02:49:01.000 There's nothing cancelable. 1.00

02:49:03.000 Well, doesn't Dr. Ken pull his dick out? 1.00

02:49:07.000 Whatever that was. 1.00

02:49:09.000 Remember, he's got a micro penis? 1.00

02:49:10.000 Do you think that was really his dick? 1.00

02:49:11.000 If it is, that's so rude. 0.99

02:49:14.000 I'd be like, listen, we don't even have to do any special effects. 0.99

02:49:19.000 No showing my dick. 1.00

02:49:21.000 Maybe it really is his dick. 1.00

02:49:23.000 It could be. 1.00

02:49:24.000 Could be.

02:49:25.000 Could be.

02:49:25.000 I mean, if you're going for the laugh and you think...

02:49:28.000 If he was the king of the world, everybody would have a little dick on a statue. 0.99

02:49:31.000 That's right. 0.99

02:49:31.000 So he may be on to something. 0.99

02:49:33.000 Maybe having the baby is a big problem, you know?

02:49:36.000 That's a little bit of an issue.

02:49:38.000 That's normal, though.

02:49:40.000 That movie... 1.00

02:49:41.000 Great fucking movie. 1.00

02:49:41.000 When I saw that in the theaters, that's another one where it's hard to get me to belly laugh. 1.00

02:49:45.000 I was bad.

02:49:47.000 How about something about Mary?

02:49:49.000 Remember that?

02:49:49.000 That was hilarious.

02:49:50.000 Farrelly Brothers?

02:49:51.000 Yes.

02:49:52.000 The jizz in the hair?

02:49:55.000 And wasn't there the guy, what's his name?

02:49:57.000 Oh my god.

02:49:58.000 And he kept having a pimple in a different spot.

02:50:01.000 Chris Elliott.

02:50:01.000 Yes, Chris Elliott had like a weird, and how funny was Damon.

02:50:07.000 Yeah.

02:50:07.000 No, not Dylan.

02:50:08.000 Dylan.

02:50:09.000 Matt Dillon?

02:50:10.000 Yeah.

02:50:10.000 He's the cop?

02:50:11.000 Yeah.

02:50:13.000 Yeah.

02:50:13.000 He was funny in that.

02:50:16.000 Yeah.

02:50:17.000 I miss those kind of movies, you know?

02:50:19.000 I do too.

02:50:21.000 So funny.

02:50:21.000 Kingpin?

02:50:22.000 Kingpin was hilarious.

02:50:23.000 Oh my god.

02:50:25.000 Hilarious.

02:50:25.000 I miss those kind of movies.

02:50:27.000 They don't really make that many of those...

02:50:29.000 It used to be there was a lot of banger comedies that would come out every year.

02:50:32.000 I would say Anchorman's the closest thing to that silly ensemble, and you're invested... 0.87

02:50:39.000 No matter how silly the character is, you're invested in them. 0.93

02:50:42.000 Sandler still does them. 0.99

02:50:43.000 He sells great silly movies. 0.99

02:50:46.000 He's the king of silly movies. 0.99

02:50:47.000 He's the king. 0.98

02:50:49.000 It's always funny to me when critics review his movie poorly. 1.00

02:50:52.000 I'm like, this is a perfect Adam Sandler movie, you idiot. 1.00

02:50:55.000 You know, I mean, if you don't like Happy Gilmore, you can go fuck yourself. 1.00

02:51:00.000 You don't like that movie? 1.00

02:51:02.000 Do you know what you're signing up for?

02:51:04.000 Like, it's not like... 0.98

02:51:06.000 You go to a fucking JoJo Siwa concert and you're looking to see Pink Floyd. 0.99

02:51:09.000 You went to the wrong place. 0.99

02:51:12.000 Right.

02:51:12.000 It's an Adam Sandler movie and they're awesome.

02:51:14.000 Right.

02:51:14.000 You just got to be in the mood for like the Zohan.

02:51:17.000 Right.

02:51:18.000 I'm not here for Raging Bull.

02:51:19.000 It's a great movie. 1.00

02:51:21.000 The Zohan's a great fucking movie. 0.99

02:51:24.000 I love that movie. 0.98

02:51:26.000 And just like you said, you come in and you've got that mindset like, you know what, I'm just gonna, whatever goes, it's gonna go and I can't wait for this.

02:51:35.000 Movies are hilarious.

02:51:37.000 Hilarious.

02:51:38.000 Hilarious.

02:51:39.000 Zohan is a hilarious movie.

02:51:42.000 That's such a good movie.

02:51:43.000 During the pandemic, my family and I, well, you know, my kids were 10 and 12 at the time.

02:51:49.000 And, like, that's the perfect kind of movie to watch.

02:51:52.000 Because they're pretty non-offensive.

02:51:54.000 You can watch any Adam Sandler movie with your kids.

02:51:56.000 And I'll enjoy them, too.

02:51:58.000 It was perfect.

02:51:59.000 So we watched every Adam Sandler movie. 0.99

02:52:01.000 We, like, we fucking, we binged them. 0.74

02:52:03.000 He was good in, you know who he was good in, too? 0.93

02:52:05.000 Which...

02:52:06.000 He could do serious stuff, too.

02:52:09.000 Uncut Gems.

02:52:10.000 What was the Spanish Fly?

02:52:12.000 What's that?

02:52:13.000 Where he was like, he had a wife and a kid.

02:52:17.000 He played like a father.

02:52:19.000 Spanglish.

02:52:20.000 Was it Banglish?

02:52:21.000 Spanglish?

02:52:22.000 Spanglish.

02:52:23.000 What is Spanglish?

02:52:24.000 I'm not aware of that one.

02:52:25.000 I feel like he was more serious and he was really good in it.

02:52:28.000 Well, he was amazing in Uncut Gems.

02:52:30.000 It's 2004. Oh, wow.

02:52:33.000 I didn't know about that one.

02:52:34.000 No, he was really good in that.

02:52:36.000 Bro, he's amazing.

02:52:37.000 Have you seen Uncut Gems?

02:52:39.000 Let me see the...

02:52:40.000 Uncut Gems.

02:52:41.000 Yeah, Spanglish. 0.97

02:52:42.000 How do you say it, Jim?

02:52:43.000 I really like Spanglish.

02:52:43.000 Uncut Gems.

02:52:45.000 It's about gambling.

02:52:45.000 Uncut Gems.

02:52:46.000 Let me see.

02:52:46.000 Uncut Gems.

02:52:47.000 Oh, I didn't see this one! 0.99

02:52:49.000 Bro, Uncut Gems is fucking amazing. 0.98

02:52:51.000 Just watch the trailer, because the trailer would give you anxiety. 0.97

02:52:53.000 Oh, I wanted to see this one!

02:52:54.000 It's incredible.

02:52:55.000 I wanted to see this one.

02:52:56.000 It is incredible. 0.92

02:52:57.000 It's an incredible movie, and he's so goddamn good in it. 0.96

02:53:01.000 He plays a gambling addict so well, it freaks you the fuck out while you're watching. 0.95

02:53:07.000 You go, no, [... 1.00

02:53:09.000 Don't fucking do this! 0.99

02:53:11.000 Mike Francesca? 1.00

02:53:12.000 Yeah.

02:53:13.000 Dude, a lot of good actors are in it.

02:53:15.000 It's a great movie.

02:53:16.000 All right.

02:53:17.000 That's the movie of the week then.

02:53:18.000 Oh, you have to watch it.

02:53:20.000 That's the movie of the week.

02:53:20.000 Yeah.

02:53:21.000 People told me about it and I put it off. 0.99

02:53:22.000 And then when I finally watched it, I was like, holy shit. 0.99

02:53:26.000 I get home Sunday night that we're watching that movie. 0.99

02:53:31.000 Yeah.

02:53:31.000 My wife didn't even enjoy it.

02:53:32.000 It gave her anxiety.

02:53:34.000 Really?

02:53:34.000 It's so crazy.

02:53:35.000 Then that means it's really good.

02:53:37.000 It's so good, dude.

02:53:38.000 It's so good.

02:53:39.000 And Adam Sandler plays a gambling...

02:53:41.000 You ever been around gambling junkies?

02:53:43.000 Uh, yeah.

02:53:44.000 He plays it perfect. 1.00

02:53:45.000 He's just like, this next one, I got this fucking next one, I'm gonna shove it up everybody's fucking ass. 1.00

02:53:51.000 It's amazing. 1.00

02:53:52.000 It's so good.

02:53:54.000 That's those guys, man.

02:53:55.000 Those guys that get addicted to sports gambling?

02:53:57.000 Yep. 1.00

02:53:57.000 Holy fuck, those guys are just degenerates. 1.00

02:54:00.000 It is just a rollercoaster ride of emotions and they can't stop. 1.00

02:54:04.000 They can't stop.

02:54:05.000 They're so addicted to that rush.

02:54:07.000 I know a guy who lost a lot of money.

02:54:10.000 Yeah.

02:54:11.000 Like a quarter million dollars.

02:54:13.000 I'm sure this guy said, but for a guy of his status to lose that.

02:54:16.000 I remember there was a guy even, I went to, I think I was filming a pilot or something.

02:54:23.000 And I was like, oh, you got to come out for this pilot.

02:54:25.000 And I flew him out, blah, blah, blah.

02:54:27.000 And he was gone until like five in the morning, came back.

02:54:30.000 He's like, I was at the casino.

02:54:32.000 I said, there's a casino in L.A.? Somewhere out there, and he found it, and it was probably like an hour away.

02:54:39.000 He found it.

02:54:40.000 We show up at 5 in the morning.

02:54:42.000 When those guys are in...

02:54:43.000 You're in LA. You're going to California.

02:54:46.000 You're going to Hollywood.

02:54:48.000 So many things you can do.

02:54:50.000 You're looking for stars.

02:54:51.000 You're going to go see the mountains.

02:54:53.000 You're going to take a ride on the hills, moho and anything.

02:54:56.000 All he wanted to do was find a casino.

02:54:58.000 Jesus.

02:55:00.000 Yeah, it's pretty, it's sad.

02:55:01.000 He beat it.

02:55:02.000 I think he beat it.

02:55:03.000 It's hard to beat because that rush, the thing that they get out of it is like regular life seems very boring if you don't have like a big bet on the line.

02:55:12.000 Like every day there's a bet and every day you're trying to get even or you're trying to get better and you're trying to get that money back and people are trying to get you because you have loans out and so you have to run away.

02:55:24.000 So it's this wild adventure.

02:55:26.000 That's when it gets intense.

02:55:28.000 And in New York, they have off-track betting, right?

02:55:31.000 So there's betting everywhere.

02:55:32.000 In New York, you can go bet on the horse races, you can bet on dog races.

02:55:37.000 We had a relationship, and it was...

02:55:41.000 Can you bet on dog races still?

02:55:44.000 That used to be in Florida.

02:55:45.000 I've never seen that in Florida.

02:55:46.000 Do they still do that?

02:55:48.000 Because I know a lot of animal cruelty people wanted to stop that.

02:55:52.000 They do them here in Texas?

02:55:54.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.

02:55:56.000 Yeah.

02:55:56.000 Yeah, I don't know.

02:55:59.000 Let me retract.

02:56:00.000 Let me retract.

02:56:01.000 It says dog racing is illegal in seven states.

02:56:04.000 All dog tracks have been closed and ceased live racing, but a prohibitory statute has been enacted.

02:56:10.000 Those states include Alabama, Arkansas, Connecticut, Kansas, Iowa, Texas, and Wisconsin.

02:56:15.000 Hmm.

02:56:16.000 So those are the places where you can still?

02:56:19.000 Yeah.

02:56:20.000 But do they do it?

02:56:21.000 This video is from last year.

02:56:23.000 Oh my god, this is last year?

02:56:28.000 They put a wire mesh over the dog's face too and make them run. 1.00

02:56:31.000 Look at these motherfuckers. 1.00

02:56:32.000 Look at how fast they run. 1.00

02:56:33.000 Bro.

02:56:34.000 Look at how fast that thing is. 1.00

02:56:35.000 Look how fast those motherfuckers go. 1.00

02:56:37.000 That is so insane. 1.00

02:56:39.000 Oh my god, look at the one on the outside coming in.

02:56:41.000 Bro, they're so fast.

02:56:43.000 Oh my.

02:56:44.000 This guy's getting tired.

02:56:46.000 The dude in the front is getting tired.

02:56:48.000 But look at him go.

02:56:49.000 Wow, he just got a last burst of energy.

02:56:51.000 He did. 1.00

02:56:51.000 He felt them on his ass. 1.00

02:56:52.000 Yep, he did. 1.00

02:56:53.000 He even glanced back and saw them.

02:56:55.000 They're still going. 1.00

02:56:56.000 Oh, damn. 0.99

02:56:56.000 How long did they run for? 0.99

02:56:57.000 I thought it was over.

02:56:58.000 How long did they run for?

02:56:59.000 I don't know.

02:56:59.000 So are they chasing a thing?

02:57:01.000 That one, no.

02:57:02.000 Sometimes they chase like a little rabbit.

02:57:03.000 This time they're just running.

02:57:04.000 They're just running.

02:57:06.000 I felt like he glanced at one right before that turn.

02:57:09.000 Jesus, dude.

02:57:10.000 And they're on me.

02:57:10.000 Do they have a thing over their mouth while they're running?

02:57:12.000 No.

02:57:13.000 No.

02:57:14.000 Wow.

02:57:16.000 Yeah, there's something that creeps people out about dogs running.

02:57:19.000 Because they're like, that dog could just be your pet.

02:57:21.000 Like, why are you having them run?

02:57:22.000 Maybe that's what, like, horses?

02:57:24.000 They do run with a thing over their face.

02:57:26.000 Look at that.

02:57:27.000 And so I guess different rules, different places.

02:57:29.000 Wow.

02:57:29.000 That's probably so they don't bite each other.

02:57:31.000 Right.

02:57:31.000 They probably get mad that one dude won the race and tried to sucker punch him.

02:57:36.000 Bite his ear, bite his inner thigh. 1.00

02:57:38.000 That kind of shit happens, man. 1.00

02:57:41.000 Gotta be careful. 1.00

02:57:42.000 Competitive dogs.

02:57:44.000 Gives him a little crotch bite right before the thing takes off and all that.

02:57:48.000 Yeah. 0.68

02:57:50.000 Alligator racing wouldn't bother me at all. 1.00

02:57:52.000 Race those fucking assholes. 1.00

02:57:54.000 I'd like to see that go down. 1.00

02:57:55.000 A little alligator racing.

02:57:56.000 How'd you get them to run?

02:57:57.000 Put a little muscle around them. 0.92

02:57:58.000 You have to starve them. 0.80

02:57:59.000 Put chicken. 0.58

02:57:59.000 Yeah, you have to starve them. 0.58

02:58:01.000 Like a stick with a chicken or something like that.

02:58:03.000 And run with a horse dragging a chicken behind it.

02:58:05.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:58:05.000 What if the horse trips?

02:58:07.000 Horse breaks its leg, you're pinned under the horse, and the alligators start running on you.

02:58:11.000 Nobody's going to feel bad for you.

02:58:13.000 No, but if anything, you're going to be a huge social media star the next day. 0.99

02:58:17.000 Yeah, well, you're dead.

02:58:18.000 I mean, that could be around to enjoy it, but your family's going to be like, hey, isn't that? 0.96

02:58:21.000 You get starving crocodiles running after the chicken.

02:58:24.000 You know how scary that would be if you starved them so that you could do this?

02:58:29.000 Because you have to starve them for a long time.

02:58:30.000 Because alligators and crocodiles, I think they can go a year without eating.

02:58:36.000 Yeah.

02:58:37.000 Wow, that's a long time.

02:58:38.000 Yeah.

02:58:39.000 They're particularly robust animals.

02:58:42.000 That's why they survived everything.

02:58:44.000 They survived everything that Mother Nature threw at them.

02:58:46.000 They're here and the dinosaurs aren't.

02:58:48.000 You're right.

02:58:49.000 Yeah, they're very robust. 1.00

02:58:51.000 Those motherfuckers, they're durable. 1.00

02:58:55.000 Yeah, they could just bury themselves. 1.00

02:58:57.000 Just go on the ground.

02:58:59.000 Yeah.

02:58:59.000 Just gonna chill out for the next hundred days.

02:59:02.000 They have gator holes in the ground.

02:59:04.000 They have like the little dens they dig in the ground.

02:59:07.000 Steve Vernella just sent me this video of this gator running out of this little area he's in and running into like a gator hole.

02:59:16.000 Gator hole. 0.97

02:59:16.000 Yeah, he's got like a gator den that he just has fucking dug into the side. 0.97

02:59:22.000 That scares me. 0.98

02:59:23.000 It should scare you.

02:59:24.000 Yeah.

02:59:24.000 They're creepy, man.

02:59:26.000 It's a creepy animal.

02:59:27.000 And they live amongst us.

02:59:29.000 And in Florida, they really live amongst us.

02:59:31.000 They're everywhere.

02:59:32.000 I can't find it.

02:59:33.000 When they get too big in our development, I don't know how they get them, but they take them in the middle of the night or something.

02:59:38.000 They kill them?

02:59:39.000 If it gets over five feet. 0.92

02:59:40.000 No, they relocate them.

02:59:41.000 Relocate them. 1.00

02:59:42.000 How about fucking Disney World, where that poor kid got eaten? 1.00

02:59:47.000 My kids were playing there. 1.00

02:59:49.000 Jesus!

02:59:50.000 Right there.

02:59:51.000 Right there.

02:59:51.000 I know exactly where it happened.

02:59:54.000 It's a beach.

02:59:55.000 It was a beach area.

02:59:56.000 And I remember walking in the water with my kids.

03:00:00.000 Now, granted...

03:00:02.000 They were only maybe up to their calves, and they were small, but I was right next to them.

03:00:08.000 But still, I see how it went down.

03:00:13.000 Well, the guy, when we were at Disney World, they have like a whole fishing adventure thing you do at Disney World.

03:00:20.000 Yes.

03:00:20.000 They take you out on the lake.

03:00:21.000 The guy was saying that they have to remove alligators all the time.

03:00:24.000 They just find their way into Disney World.

03:00:26.000 Yeah, they find water!

03:00:28.000 They find water.

03:00:30.000 You can't keep a gator from finding ponds and lakes and all that jazz.

03:00:35.000 It's just so interesting that you just get accustomed to being around monsters.

03:00:39.000 Like even in a North American city, in the United States of America, you get accustomed to being around monsters if you live in Florida.

03:00:49.000 It's a little monster rattling its tail in front of me.

03:00:59.000 Right outside our house.

03:01:00.000 Right as I come out of my house, right as the driveway, sitting across the street.

03:01:05.000 How big was it?

03:01:08.000 Probably about five and a half, six feet.

03:01:11.000 Jesus.

03:01:12.000 Yeah!

03:01:13.000 Jesus.

03:01:13.000 Nice!

03:01:14.000 Thick! 0.94

03:01:15.000 And then I think they removed him like two days later.

03:01:18.000 That's an interesting fight I've never seen.

03:01:19.000 Oh, I saw this!

03:01:20.000 Yeah, a horse kicks that gator. 0.99

03:01:22.000 Let's him know who's boss.

03:01:25.000 What, you want some of this?

03:01:26.000 I wonder if that's a wild horse.

03:01:28.000 I don't know, but the horse, like, listen, stomped on him.

03:01:32.000 And that's a big gator.

03:01:34.000 Jesus.

03:01:35.000 Boom! 0.99

03:01:38.000 Still, I don't like the horse's chances there. 0.99

03:01:40.000 Great meal for that gator if he fucking wins. 0.99

03:01:42.000 That's a big win for the gator. 1.00

03:01:44.000 If that horse fucks up and gets one of his legs clamped down on... 1.00

03:01:49.000 Horses are so fucking strong though. 1.00

03:01:53.000 They are. 0.99

03:01:54.000 They really are.

03:01:54.000 I love seeing them in the wild.

03:01:56.000 Are there any places...

03:01:58.000 I know in North Carolina there's wild horses.

03:02:01.000 There's a lot of wild horses in this country.

03:02:03.000 It's actually an issue.

03:02:04.000 Really?

03:02:05.000 Yeah.

03:02:05.000 It's an issue in some places where they're trying to figure out what to do and they've opposed killing wild horses.

03:02:10.000 What?

03:02:10.000 So they're trying to figure out...

03:02:12.000 Some people are opposed to it. 0.91

03:02:14.000 Some people do kill them.

03:02:17.000 Wild horses will compete with domestic cattle and a lot of other animals for resources.

03:02:26.000 Reining in the wild horse crisis.

03:02:28.000 Here it goes.

03:02:29.000 82,000 horses and burrows.

03:02:32.000 Yeah.

03:02:33.000 It certainly stands at 26,000 animals.

03:02:36.000 Look at this.

03:02:37.000 Bureau of Land Management, the federal agency charges managing the animals, sets an appropriate population level for wild horses.

03:03:05.000 Wow.

03:03:07.000 Wild horses.

03:03:11.000 Do you know that wild horses actually originated in North America?

03:03:16.000 And then they died off in that mass depopulation of megafauna.

03:03:22.000 And then they were reintroduced to North America by Europeans.

03:03:26.000 Like all the horses in Africa, like all wild horses.

03:03:29.000 So horses originated right here.

03:03:32.000 Isn't that wild?

03:03:33.000 Well, the natives used the horses too.

03:03:36.000 They didn't use the horses until the Europeans gave it to them.

03:03:39.000 Really?

03:03:40.000 Yeah.

03:03:40.000 They didn't have horses?

03:03:41.000 Nope.

03:03:42.000 I never knew that.

03:03:44.000 Yeah.

03:03:44.000 Pretty wild.

03:03:45.000 The Comanche learned horse rearing. 0.96

03:03:48.000 That's the reason why the Comanche were able to take over most of the Great Plains. 1.00

03:03:52.000 Not even in South America, they didn't have horses?

03:03:56.000 Donkeys?

03:03:57.000 When Cortez invaded the Aztecs, one of the things they were freaked out about that he was on a horse, they thought they were like gods.

03:04:05.000 They were riding horses.

03:04:07.000 Yeah, that would freak me out.

03:04:09.000 That would freak me out.

03:04:10.000 What's crazy is they started here.

03:04:12.000 Horses started here.

03:04:12.000 They were wiped out and then reintroduced by the Europeans.

03:04:15.000 And now you've got a giant population of wild ones.

03:04:18.000 Huh. 1.00

03:04:19.000 Pretty interesting, but goddamn. 0.99

03:04:21.000 Imagine just being in the wild and seeing a group of wild horses running by. 0.99

03:04:26.000 That'd be amazing.

03:04:26.000 It would be pretty awesome.

03:04:29.000 There's a presence, too.

03:04:30.000 I was on the Outer Banks, and if you go to the area where there's no roads or whatever, and you'll just see a herd of horses just kind of hanging out around your house.

03:04:45.000 It brings this...

03:04:48.000 Bizarre peace inside.

03:04:50.000 You can't explain it. 1.00

03:04:51.000 They're a fucking cool animal. 0.99

03:04:53.000 It's majestic looking. 1.00

03:04:54.000 And you feel something.

03:04:56.000 I can't explain it.

03:04:57.000 Pause.

03:04:58.000 There's something that I like about these horses just out there living wild.

03:05:03.000 Yes!

03:05:04.000 And probably very happy.

03:05:07.000 That's...

03:05:08.000 That's the only way to be happy.

03:05:09.000 The way they want to live.

03:05:10.000 Of course.

03:05:11.000 We are just so accustomed to all horses being just locked up.

03:05:14.000 Right.

03:05:15.000 Weird, right?

03:05:15.000 It is weird.

03:05:16.000 We think of wild horses as a problem.

03:05:19.000 Right, that's a problem.

03:05:20.000 Interesting.

03:05:21.000 But wrangling them in...

03:05:22.000 This is a problem.

03:05:22.000 They're wild.

03:05:23.000 They're a problem.

03:05:24.000 Why are they out there wild?

03:05:25.000 We could be riding them. 1.00

03:05:27.000 This is bullshit. 1.00

03:05:28.000 They're free, roaming where they want. 1.00

03:05:31.000 This is such an issue.

03:05:32.000 And you can't control them like you control deer, right?

03:05:35.000 So if there's like wild deer and the population gets too high, you just issue tags.

03:05:40.000 And then the hunters go and they, you know, manage the wildlife population that way.

03:05:45.000 You can't do that with horses. 0.99

03:05:47.000 Because people don't, like, you don't want to shoot a fucking horse. 0.99

03:05:49.000 That's creepy. 1.00

03:05:50.000 That's a tough, that's a tough.

03:05:52.000 I don't want that gig if you had to do it. 0.68

03:05:54.000 Imagine you're the guy who has to go out and kill the wild horses. 1.00

03:05:57.000 You'd feel like such a piece of shit. 1.00

03:05:59.000 Yeah. 1.00

03:05:59.000 Especially if someone saw you too by accident or something. 1.00

03:06:02.000 What's I'm doing?

03:06:03.000 They told me to do it.

03:06:04.000 You got a sniper rifle just taking out these majestic stallions of mares.

03:06:08.000 When that video comes out.

03:06:09.000 Just enjoying themselves on these beautiful plains, just eating grass.

03:06:13.000 Right. 0.98

03:06:13.000 Not fucking with anybody. 0.98

03:06:15.000 Riding around, jumping. 0.99

03:06:16.000 And you got them at a distance.

03:06:18.000 Pow! 0.91

03:06:18.000 Boom! 0.91

03:06:19.000 Right.

03:06:21.000 And the baby horse looking at the mom like, oh my god, what just happened?

03:06:25.000 So if you have 82,000 and it doubles every four years and you've got to get it down to 26,000, dude, that's a lot of slaughter.

03:06:33.000 They're going to poison them or something.

03:06:36.000 They'll do something gnarly.

03:06:37.000 I wonder what they're going to do because that has giant consequences because then things that eat them get poisoned.

03:06:42.000 There was a problem with that in LA because they were poisoning rats and then you're seeing like a decrease in the owl population.

03:06:50.000 Owls would swoop down and get these diseased rats, these poisoned rats, and then they would get sick. 0.99

03:06:56.000 Before we moved here, an owl died on our front porch.

03:07:01.000 And there was something wrong with it, man.

03:07:02.000 We were wondering if it got poisoned. 0.99

03:07:04.000 It was all fucked up. 0.99

03:07:05.000 It was just, like, trying to, like, move but couldn't. 0.98

03:07:09.000 And we found, like, I guess it had fallen from the sky and just landed in front of our house.

03:07:14.000 It was a barn owl? 0.99

03:07:15.000 Like, a real fucking owl. 0.99

03:07:17.000 Like, real, like... 1.00

03:07:21.000 One of them cat-killing owls.

03:07:22.000 The ones that turn around and look at you.

03:07:24.000 It wasn't necessarily a big one.

03:07:25.000 It was just a regular-sized one.

03:07:27.000 It was weird, man, to see this thing poisoned, I think.

03:07:31.000 My guess is that it either ate something.

03:07:35.000 People do that all the time.

03:07:37.000 They leave out rat poison.

03:07:39.000 That's how people take care of rats around their house. 1.00

03:07:41.000 Yeah, you don't realize, you're right, everything else is being poisoned.

03:07:43.000 Something eats it, it's going to be poisoned, maybe it comes in contact with something else.

03:07:47.000 That's the beautiful thing about the ecosystem of California, is that those little coyotes, they keep the rat population down.

03:07:55.000 People that are sad because the coyotes kill their cats and kill their dogs, yeah, it is sad, but also...

03:08:00.000 The reason why you're not infested with rats is because you've got little tiny wolves that are running through the hills every day, just eating everything that slips up.

03:08:07.000 Yeah.

03:08:08.000 And you need that balance, as weird as that seems.

03:08:11.000 No, that's a well-designed plan at the end of the day. 0.99

03:08:15.000 Yeah, but there's something cool about seeing those motherfuckers operating in the city. 1.00

03:08:20.000 There's something cool about... 1.00

03:08:21.000 Yeah, like a coyote?

03:08:22.000 Yeah, just hanging out in the city.

03:08:24.000 There's a creepy video of a coyote eating a cat in LA on a front lawn while traffic is driving by and this coyote is just eating this cat.

03:08:33.000 I might have seen this.

03:08:35.000 I remember seeing coyotes in downtown Chicago a couple years ago.

03:08:39.000 They're everywhere.

03:08:40.000 That blew me away.

03:08:41.000 They're in every city.

03:08:42.000 Well, yeah.

03:08:43.000 Every city in the country.

03:08:44.000 But that's wild to think about.

03:08:45.000 It's wild.

03:08:46.000 Yeah.

03:08:47.000 And they haven't attacked people?

03:08:49.000 Yeah, they have.

03:08:50.000 Oh, they have?

03:08:50.000 Sure.

03:08:51.000 Well, in Canada, a woman got killed by one.

03:08:54.000 It's very rare.

03:08:55.000 It was a 19-year-old woman.

03:08:57.000 But they attributed that to the lack of prey for the coyotes in that area, and they've taken the attacking moose.

03:09:05.000 So these coyotes were accustomed to attacking things that were bigger than her. 0.94

03:09:08.000 Right.

03:09:08.000 Bigger than them.

03:09:09.000 Oh, yeah. 0.99

03:09:09.000 So here's this coyote in the middle of fucking L.A. just eating this cat. 0.99

03:09:14.000 Wow! 0.99

03:09:15.000 It's so creepy, dude.

03:09:17.000 Look at that.

03:09:17.000 Oh, my God.

03:09:19.000 That's creepy. 1.00

03:09:20.000 You little motherfucker. 1.00

03:09:22.000 That's your little sweetheart. 1.00

03:09:23.000 That's your cat.

03:09:23.000 That's what you look up to.

03:09:25.000 It's just meat to this coyote.

03:09:27.000 Yeah, that's all it is.

03:09:28.000 Just eating it.

03:09:29.000 Look at it.

03:09:30.000 Raw.

03:09:30.000 Time-lapsed.

03:09:32.000 Look at that cat right behind him! 0.64

03:09:34.000 Oh Jesus!

03:09:36.000 That cat was like...

03:09:37.000 He's traumatized.

03:09:38.000 Look at him, he's twitching.

03:09:39.000 He's watching his buddy just get...

03:09:41.000 That's where she went. 1.00

03:09:42.000 I was trying to fuck her. 1.00

03:09:44.000 Yeah. 1.00

03:09:45.000 Oh shit. 1.00

03:09:46.000 Yeah. 1.00

03:09:46.000 Look at him, man. 1.00

03:09:48.000 Wow.

03:09:48.000 I'm just gonna walk over here.

03:09:50.000 He's sneaking around.

03:09:51.000 He's sneaking around.

03:09:52.000 I don't think he sees me.

03:09:52.000 I'm just gonna get out of here.

03:09:53.000 He just did that.

03:09:54.000 Wow! 1.00

03:09:55.000 Right behind that fucking coyote. 1.00

03:09:57.000 Look at that, right on the lawn. 1.00

03:09:59.000 Right on the lawn.

03:10:00.000 All his cars everywhere. 0.99

03:10:02.000 He doesn't give a shit. 1.00

03:10:03.000 He's just eating that cat. 0.99

03:10:05.000 Dude, they're just a round people.

03:10:09.000 That's nature right there.

03:10:10.000 If you're really interested in coyotes, there's a great book called Coyote America by this guy Dan Flores.

03:10:16.000 He's been on the podcast before.

03:10:18.000 I forget where he's a professor at, but he has a detailed history of the coyote and how they were worshipped by certain Native Americans and how they...

03:10:29.000 Made their way into every city in the country over the last, like, hundred years.

03:10:34.000 Like, they were confined to the West, but they got chased out.

03:10:37.000 And as they got chased out of places, they just reestablished themselves in new places until they're everywhere.

03:10:42.000 Survival.

03:10:43.000 Nature always figures it out away.

03:10:44.000 Dude, I gotta pee again.

03:10:46.000 You gotta pee again? 1.00

03:10:46.000 Let's wrap this bitch up. 1.00

03:10:47.000 Okay. 1.00

03:10:48.000 We did enough. 1.00

03:10:49.000 Oh, damn. 0.99

03:10:50.000 It's 5 o'clock. 0.99

03:10:51.000 Got a show in two hours.

03:10:53.000 It's 5 o'clock?

03:10:54.000 It's 5 o'clock.

03:10:55.000 No.

03:10:56.000 Yes.

03:10:58.000 What time did we get in here?

03:10:59.000 I don't know.

03:11:01.000 Huh.

03:11:04.000 Fun times, Jim Brewer.

03:11:05.000 We're going to have some more fun times tonight.

03:11:07.000 I'm excited.

03:11:08.000 I am too, man.

03:11:09.000 Alright, brother.

03:11:09.000 I love you to death.

03:11:10.000 I love you too, brother.

03:11:11.000 I love you.

03:11:11.000 It's great to be around you again.

03:11:13.000 You as well.

03:11:14.000 It's been a while.

03:11:15.000 Last night was fun.

03:11:16.000 It was fun.

03:11:17.000 It was a good time.

03:11:18.000 I'm going to have more fun tonight.

03:11:19.000 Alright, more fun tonight.

03:11:20.000 Alright, bye everybody.

The Joe Rogan Experience - April 20, 2023

Joe Rogan Experience #1972 - Jim Breuer

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