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00:01:08.000And then your other one, I think, is the OR. And I feel like mine's kind of like the Belly Room, because it has the same kind of shows that are in the Belly Room, the same kind of like the comics are experimenting with new things over there.
00:01:20.000So it's kind of like the main three now.
00:01:35.000And when you're in town, when different comics are in town, like Voss was at...
00:01:39.000The Vulcan, and then he came by and did my club, and then all these different people are doing that, just going back and forth, and it's great.
00:05:16.000When you order, just go to Tesla.com and act like you're ordering a car, and one of the options should be a Model S. One of the options is you can get a steering wheel.
00:09:06.000The volume rocker is not two buttons anymore, it's one long button.
00:09:11.000And the mute button, the clicky switch to mute that never works is now a button that's going to be used for like an action button, I guess.
00:09:35.000They really don't, like, we're against the machine, man.
00:09:40.000Literally, your phone is used by more humans than any other phone on Earth.
00:09:43.000I sent them photos to a group chat last night and half a second group chat without the Android person so they can get the photos uncompressed and they look good.
00:09:51.000Because in that group chat, they're all fucked.
00:09:56.000If you have an Android person in your iPhone group chat, they get the photos good, that Android will get them, but every other phone will not get them good.
00:11:31.000When those guys figured out that you could take a blurry photo and put it up on a laptop and then zoom in on it and your phone will make it look perfect.
00:11:39.000And I always wondered about that because when you got the Galaxy S21, you sent me a moon photo and I was like, holy shit!
00:11:46.000And it made me want one so bad because you sent me that.
00:11:50.000It was pretty cool, but now I feel like a loser.
00:11:52.000You sent me a JPEG. I sent you a drawing.
00:11:56.000An NFT. Yeah, it was fucking CGI. What are they saying it is?
00:12:02.000Because it's clearly, whatever that process is, it's not a photograph.
00:12:08.000No, it's like AI. It's pretty much, it knows what the moon looks like and it uses yours as a reference to find what angle you are at and then it just kind of fills in the gaps.
00:13:56.000Miller Lite and all the other beers need to, like, jump on this hard and just have, like, bikini beer commercials, like, nonstop right now.
00:16:45.000I think that's one of those things where there's like a lot of common misconceptions like salts like people worried about salt's bad for you.
00:16:53.000Salt's an essential mineral like you actually need salt like it's I don't necessarily think salt's bad for you.
00:16:59.000I think we've got a lot of wives tales floating around and people you know had some information at one point in time that seemed to link sodium to certain diseases but now I don't think they think that anymore.
00:17:13.000Let's find, like, is sodium bad for you?
00:17:15.000Yeah, like sodium in sports drinks and stuff.
00:17:17.000Yeah, I mean, Joey Diaz used to always say...
00:18:05.000Well, Yeah, I think it's like everything else.
00:18:12.000Your body needs a small amount of sodium to work properly, but too much sodium can be bad for your health.
00:18:17.000Diets higher in sodium are associated with the increased risk of developing high blood pressure, which is a major cause of stroke and heart disease.
00:18:24.000You know, the problem with that is diets high in sodium, those people are probably overeating too.
00:20:12.000Sodium is an essential nutrient the body needs in small amounts to function properly.
00:20:15.000It helps maintain the balance of fluids in the body and supports nerve and muscle function and helps regulate blood pressure.
00:20:20.000However, consuming too much sodium can have negative health effects.
00:20:24.000The most common concern with consuming too much sodium is that it can increase blood pressure, which can lead to higher risk of heart disease and stroke.
00:20:33.000High sodium intake can also increase the risk of developing kidney issues and osteoporosis.
00:20:39.000Recommended daily intake of sodium varies depending on age, sex, and other factors, but in general, adults should aim to consume no more than 2,300 milligrams of sodium per day.
00:29:05.000I just love when you get a guy like Philip, who's a Michelin star chef, who just concentrates on making the best cheeseburger with American cheese.
00:29:33.000Is there one place that has really good pizza?
00:29:36.000There's one place up by me called San Giovanni's or something like that.
00:29:40.000It's a distillery during the week, a vodka distillery, and then on Friday and Saturdays they have a legit pizza oven and they cook pizza and it's so amazing.
00:30:02.000This place that I went to in the Bronx, the Italian deli that made us a sandwich, GNR Deli, that place, if they moved out here, they would make a fucking killing.
00:30:12.000If you had a place like that that made sandwiches like that out here...
00:33:04.000I'm going to Google and see if there's a quick answer.
00:33:06.000Well, you know, like, there's, like, where Cuban cigars are grown, it's a very small area where they grow the best cigars.
00:33:12.000It's very small, and they supply them to the whole world.
00:33:15.000Someone was just explaining to me, oh, Bill Burr, was explaining to me how, um, Most of the cigars that people buy when they buy Cuban cigars are frauds.
00:35:36.000And it's just the fact that it's the same place every time you go back.
00:35:41.000This guy that we've been going to, every time we go to this one meat cutter, like the way Cantor's works, or excuse me, the way Katz's works.
00:35:48.000Cantor's my favorite spot in L.A. The way Katz's works, you get a ticket when you walk in, and then you get a bunch of things punched on the ticket, then you pay on the way out the door.
00:35:59.000Well, when you walk up to the meat cutter, you give the guy your ticket, tell him what you want, he writes down on the ticket, he gives you a little slice of pastrami to try.
00:36:09.000This guy's been the same guy we've been going to for a decade.
00:36:12.000And finally we had a conversation with him.
00:36:14.000And he goes, I'm celebrating 33 years here.
00:36:46.000And all those guys that are working behind the counter, the meat cutters, if you see the meat cutters in there, those guys are all, like, classic New York characters.
00:36:55.000I can already imagine what they look like.
00:40:41.000Only TV shows, people are on their phones.
00:40:44.000I just rewatched Top Gun the other day.
00:40:46.000Have you seen the original Top Gun in a while?
00:40:48.000That doesn't really hold up very well, man.
00:40:50.000There's a part where he's hitting on a girl and then he finds out that the girl is with her wife or boyfriend or something like that.
00:40:58.000And so then he just starts watching her and she goes to the bathroom and he follows her into the bathroom and starts talking about how he wants to fuck her on the sink.
00:41:06.000And it's just like how creepy Tom Cruise is just going into women's restrooms and then talking about fucking her on a sink and shit.
00:44:27.000Yeah, there was an article that just came out yesterday about ChatGBT employs people to, I forget what they do, but they kind of like fact-checked or label the responses and they end up, they're only getting paid like $15 an hour or something.
00:44:42.000I think this was, this might not be the same article, but I think this is how they were using it to program it maybe.
00:44:47.000OpenAI used Kenyan workers for less than $2 per hour to make CHAP-GPT less toxic.
00:44:56.000There used to be a service a while ago, a long time ago, I forget what it's called, but you'd ask a question and people would answer for you and then respond sort of like cha-cha or some shit like that.
00:45:07.000There's something super creepy about the fact that it's become totally normal for companies to use people in other countries that make almost no money to make things that they sell for thousands of dollars like iPhones.
00:45:24.000It's so weird that no one has shifted to manufacturing something like an iPhone in America.
00:45:30.000No one has shifted to manufacturing all these things you see in these fucking creepy places where they're digging minerals out of the ground to make your phone.
00:47:43.000But the bad thing is, I think about, like, you know, when I edit Kill Tony and, you know, all that stuff, there's no way that that has enough storage space on that iPad to do all that.
00:51:46.000Like, I haven't experienced it perfectly, but I've seen some of the photos, personally rather, but I've seen some of the photos, and Dave talks about it, he's like, he can cook.
00:53:22.000And I'm like, yeah, I have glasses at home, but they're not that powerful.
00:53:25.000And he goes, you have to go home and get them.
00:53:26.000So he made me drive all the way home like 30 minutes and come all the way back.
00:53:29.000And then I put on the glasses and this other guy takes out this other piece of paper and doesn't make me read the bottom, makes me read the middle.
00:53:35.000And he goes, I'm like, oh, I just have to read the middle?
00:57:58.000Well, because we brought so many people from the store, and then Carrie just took care of all, you know, she just knows how to handle stuff.
00:59:42.000And it's like one of those things where when comics experience it, they realize like, oh, this is the optimum environment for doing the art.
00:59:52.000For being around the comics, having fun, all fucking around together and having a really good time and the audience has a great time.
01:00:11.000Because even people that are staffed there, those folks that work the door, those folks are all stand-ups.
01:00:19.000So if they have a spot, like at the Creek in the Cave at 9.30, they can punch out and go do their spot and then come back and punch back in.
01:00:28.000And that's, it's amazing because like, you know, I did the secret show and half your staff is on the show when they're wearing their comedy, like everyone's wearing the same staff shirts, you know?
01:00:38.000And that's a good thing because that's, that would never, that's never heard of if any comedy club, like in LA, they would never let you like clock out at the laugh factory to go do a spot at the improv.
01:00:50.000So that's what, there almost needs to be a position that all the clubs pay for, like a Yoni or somebody that goes in between each one and goes, hurry, you have three minutes to go back to work.
01:01:01.000Well, we're trying to set it up for new talent, too.
01:01:06.000The big thing that Burr and I actually talked about this is the big mistake that a lot of these big clubs did is they stopped doing open mics because you don't ever develop any local talent.
01:01:16.000You've got to bite the bullet on those nights, and you've got to have two nights of amateurs.
01:01:46.000For me, like, growing up in Boston especially, starting out there, I was so lucky to be able to see guys that are already, like, really good.
01:01:55.000Because if you're in a spot like, you know, some city where there's not that much...
01:02:00.000When you start your own open mic night, like, who are you...
01:05:38.000There was an old piano outside that had been weathered down by weather, and they used to have this really cool courtyard with all this really cool stuff, and it looks like somebody just kind of cleaned it up now.
01:12:51.000So you need a license in Missouri, Oklahoma, Indiana, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, Maine, Mississippi, Montana, Idaho, North Dakota, and South Dakota.
01:13:00.000And all other states serve all ownership as illegal.
01:20:44.000I just had that happen to me two days ago.
01:20:47.000I have this toad, and I nicknamed him Jeff.
01:20:49.000He just lives in my front yard, and he just sits underneath the light at night and waits for bugs to, like, fall on the ground underneath the light.
01:20:56.000And I came home the other night from mothership.
01:20:59.000I get dropped off and I'm walking to the front door and there's a possum with half of him in his mouth with blood just splattering out everywhere.
01:21:12.000And I have all my ring camera and the toad's just half missing, guts hanging out, still like frogging and just blood, so much blood everywhere, dude.
01:21:24.000And one of his legs has just been sucked off the bone, just sitting there.
01:21:30.000One of the most couriest things I've ever seen in my life.
01:26:00.000They have AI... There was a story about somebody thinking it was their mom or something and getting a loan out.
01:26:09.000I've heard of this happening way beyond the AI stuff, which I find weird, because now it seems very capable of going on, but I definitely have heard this as a Facebook post story going around for a few years.
01:26:19.000A grandparent was called in a ransom thing and they just paid it without calling.
01:28:02.000Most AI models only work across one or two modes.
01:28:05.000But our new ImageBind model works across six.
01:28:08.000Text, audio, images and video, 3D, thermal, and motion data.
01:28:13.000You give it input in one form, and it can relate it to any others.
01:28:17.000It works more like our own imagination.
01:28:20.000If you give it a picture of a beach, it can find the sound of waves.
01:28:27.000If you give it a photo of a tiger and the sound of a waterfall, it can give you a video that combines both.
01:28:40.000This is a step towards AIs that understand the world around them more like we do, which will make them a lot more useful and will open up totally new ways to create things.
01:28:52.000We're open sourcing ImageBind so everyone in the world can access and build on top of these state-of-the-art models.
01:30:24.000When you see AI, like when you see Zuckerberg's thing right there with AI, doesn't it seem like the beginning of a movie that like, like 12 years ago, like, you know, you see scientists working on things.
01:31:15.000You know, if a real doll is, like, indiscernible from a human being, and she just wants to fuck all the time, she has a perfect body, and she doesn't even eat food.
01:31:27.000How many incels are just gonna, like, just get a job so they can pay for their robot?
01:31:32.000Can you see the scene from Terminator 2 where he explains what Skynet is?
01:31:34.000It's exactly like what's going on now.
01:33:59.000And that's why I wonder what we're getting wrong.
01:34:02.000When we're thinking about what the future is going to be, I have a feeling we're so off base.
01:34:07.000I have a feeling whatever they invent, whatever starts getting implemented, whether it's Neuralink or something that changes the interface between humans and the web and technology, I think it's going to be bigger than all the things we've ever experienced.
01:34:23.000I think our future, like, we're gonna look back, and we're the last of the Mohicans, because we're people that grew up without the internet, and then had the internet when we were adults, and now we're seeing kids grow up with the internet.
01:34:36.000And then there's gonna be the next thing.
01:34:38.000And we're gonna be the people that went through the whole thing together.
01:34:42.000Where everybody from the future is just gonna be some weird cyborg.
01:36:20.000If you're used to living in a place where everybody makes their own houses and people fucking pass butter around, you want to be in that group.
01:44:21.000Some of those guys got arrested and went to jail for it.
01:44:23.000In the early days of medical marijuana, it was weird because you would get arrested and then when they would bring you to court, you weren't allowed to say medical marijuana.
01:44:33.000Because medical marijuana was only a state thing.
01:44:36.000In federal government's language, it was just marijuana.
01:44:40.000So, literally, you couldn't say you had a license to grow it for medical patients.
01:44:46.000Like, your trial, you were not allowed to tell the truth.
01:44:52.000Because, like, the federal government doesn't recognize states' laws when it comes to Schedule I substances.
01:44:59.000So all these people that are making money off of weed, it's like you're dancing this little weird line because federally it's super illegal.
01:45:06.000And yet states, I think now it's like 19 states or more have made it legal.
01:45:11.000It's like at what point in time are they going to let that go?
01:45:15.000How many fucking people have been in jail for marijuana?
01:45:21.000It is a wild thing that we have so many drugs that are available that can fuck you up and they're easy to get prescriptions for and marijuana is still illegal.
01:46:14.000Like, they took away our abortion and then the left is less likely to cross sides and join over to the right, even though they believe in them fiscally and economically.
01:46:27.000I think there was some really wild number, like, with women's right to choose, like, whether that's a deal breaker for Democratic Americans.
01:50:51.000Have you seen the fucking wave of migrants that's making its way across the southern border now that Title 42 is about to expire or pass or whatever the fuck is happening?
01:51:06.000We should Google that just so we get an accurate...
01:51:10.000Description of what it is, but the migrants that are making their way across the border, it's crazy.
01:51:17.000Like, just the sheer number is insane.
01:51:21.000Title 42, end of the coronavirus, restrictions and asylums.
01:51:28.000Restrictions are often referred to as Title 42 because the authority comes from Title 42 of a 1944 public health law that allows curbs on migration in the name of protecting public health.
01:52:27.000And to be fair, like, our whole country is going through a problem with people not wanting to work anymore because of COVID. Like, kids are not going back to work.
01:52:36.000Like, McDonald's is closing early because they don't have enough workers.
01:52:39.000So there is jobs for certain kind of people that I think have opened up since COVID, right?
01:52:45.000Yeah, and then there's also criminals.
01:54:11.000Meaning, like, people from other, you know, countries could get together and then, like, try to pass things that would benefit their country.
01:54:47.000What you're doing is just like you're playing to the illegals.
01:54:51.000You're just like saying, look, if I could just get them on my side, like think about the bulk of this.
01:54:56.000I have so many people and then the liberals are all going to vote for me anyway.
01:54:59.000So I just get these, all these like people that shouldn't even be voting.
01:55:03.000Now I have a new group of people to harvest vote from.
01:55:08.000If they really wanted voting to be fair, they'd make everybody?
01:55:12.000If you 100% couldn't fuck with voting machines, you 100% couldn't rig mail-in ballots, you couldn't do any of that, what would be the best way?
01:55:25.000I would imagine it would be your face ID. Wouldn't it?
01:55:29.000Connected to your social security network.
01:55:31.000Yeah, like you pick up your phone, face ID, if you have an Android, you're fucked, you can't vote because you're stupid.
01:55:37.000I heard something recently about that, that someone's doing a project, I have to look into this a little bit more, but it's called like the Doppelganger Project.
01:55:44.000He's doing research that there's something like a thousand people in the world that have facial features that are similar to yours, and I think close enough that they could even unlock your phone.
01:56:38.000He's an entrepreneur hosting an event, and his magazine says that he was expecting Elon Musk to attend, but they never guaranteed his presence.
02:01:11.000I think that they're just doing what they're doing right now.
02:01:15.000The big one always has a little bit better features.
02:01:18.000So they make people buy the most expensive shit possible with the Ultra Watch.
02:01:21.000Just a physical mock-up so they can make cases and shit.
02:01:25.000I don't think that they've leaked any useful use cases or anything.
02:01:30.000But if you think about people and their desire to always have the latest, greatest, most expensive shit, they're all going to get the Ultra.
02:01:37.000That's probably going to be the number one selling phone.
02:01:39.000I can't believe a $2,500 phone is selling so well.
02:01:42.000Especially if they put one of those, like the M1 or M2, I guess it's M2 chip that allows you to do Final Cut or Logic.
02:01:48.000If this is what unlocks the new headset, the virtual AR headset, then 100% that's going to be like...
02:01:53.000Is the virtual AR headset a guarantee that's definitely happening?
02:08:04.000So I tried doing Lump by Presidents of the United States of America, and I fucked up because I forgot how fast that song is, and like, Lump stand alone in a boggy marsh, totally motionless.
02:08:18.000So I was like halfway through, I was like, why did I pick this song?
02:10:17.000And now you can get like private rooms so you can just like you and like five people have like a private room with your own karaoke so you don't have to like be embarrassing around everyone else.
02:10:27.000Imagine that's what you want to do with your time.
02:10:51.000The first machine was made in 1971, and it got popularized through the 70s, and then in 1983 or 86, a Filipino man patented the karaoke machine.
02:12:09.000As long as you're not saying something weird, where it doesn't know what the fuck you're saying, like some weird name of something or something like that.
02:12:16.000My problem is you do it for notes when I think of a joke and I want to write it down real quick and then I won't proofread it and then there's like some weird words in it and then it totally makes me not remember what the joke's about.
02:13:15.000How many movies are going to be made where it's shot and edited on an iPhone?
02:13:20.000Yeah, that's what they're showing, the Apple trailer for the Final Cut Pro, where they're showing them use the iPad and film it, then edit it.
02:13:27.000And with the Apple Pencil, you can now draw on the film, so you can make effects.
02:13:32.000If you want to have a pow thing, you can draw the pow and it will animate the effect.
02:13:37.000It's like taking Final Cut Pro to another level where you can draw on it now and do effects using your Apple Pencil.
02:13:42.000Oh, so it actually makes it better than having a computer.
02:14:20.000Because who's going to be in control of it?
02:14:22.000I think the wearables, you know, like the AR, VR glasses that Apple's going to do, but not having a phone anymore and just having glasses on is definitely going to be a thing.
02:14:32.000Think about how locked in people are to their social media, you know, to their Twitter.
02:14:36.000Like when people get banned from Twitter back in the day, they were devastated.
02:14:40.000That was like an exile from the community.
02:14:43.000Imagine something like that, but that's your brain.
02:14:47.000Like you're locked into this community, a rigid community, where you have to think and behave in a certain way, or you get exiled.
02:16:16.000So this is 5. What they've been doing since we've been talking about it a few times now, it's been getting updated probably monthly with new features and new additions and new add-ons that are making the Unreal 5 even better, like, exponentially better all the time.
02:16:35.000So, like, I don't know how much time someone put in this, probably a lot, but it could have, in theory, been made by a small group of people.
02:17:05.000This kind of gameplay, you can easily make VR. Why is the person's face blurred?
02:17:09.000Because it's supposed to be a body cam footage, and you're supposed to be watching, you know, the look of, like, we're watching this in court, you know?
02:18:56.000And what you were just watching with that other image that is coming sooner, you know, that's the kind of stuff that's already out there and that I use.
02:19:05.000You know, I could be a realistic person.
02:19:17.000This is just to like hang out and talk to people, I guess.
02:19:20.000Right, but this is what Zuckerberg, like the metaverse, this is his, like we're spending billions of dollars thinking this kind of thing is going to take off.
02:19:28.000So here's something that I asked someone over a year ago that I didn't understand because we hadn't seen the AI stuff.
02:20:37.000Yeah, it just makes you feel uneasy, like when you're spinning on a carnival ride or something, and your stomach starts getting low.
02:20:43.000That makes sense where if your eyeballs are seeing something that's blurry and fucked, your mind might say, oh my god, you're sick, you should throw up.
02:22:42.000One of the things they think they're going to be able to do is recreate psychedelic experiences.
02:22:47.000They think they're going to be able to make a VR psychedelic experience so you could trip balls without having to do any drugs and it'll have the same effect on your mind.
02:22:56.000I do a pretty good version of it, like, all the time.
02:22:59.000The thing I play all the time, I have a character that you could do DMT, acid, mushrooms, and stuff like that, and you take it, and you start seeing a little bit of trails on your hands, and then you start seeing more trails.
02:24:05.000You can actually use an Oculus for it.
02:24:07.000You're not going to get that great of graphics.
02:24:08.000But I'm using a really high-end PC and a Valve Index headset.
02:24:15.000It's a VR chats free and it's kind of like, you know, you just download it, you make your character or whatever.
02:24:20.000And then you go, hey, I want to go to Disneyland or hey, I want to go buy on a beach, you know, and you just type in beach and it's like Google and they'll show you all the worlds you can go to.
02:24:30.000And then you go there, meet up with your friends, you know, do acid on the beach or whatever.
02:25:55.000And so, you know, you look back at what we were just watching with Zuckerberg's, you know, metaverse, and it's so silly compared to this, you know, like, graphic-wise.
02:26:03.000It's like, you can be anything in it you want.
02:26:06.000Yeah, but isn't the metaverse stuff, the Zuckerberg stuff, capable of doing things like this?
02:26:15.000That looks like a real ice bin for popsicles, you know, like at a convenience store.
02:26:20.000That's not the graphics you're seeing on Zuckerberg.
02:26:23.000Zuckerberg is very cartoony, very kids kind of feeling.
02:26:28.000But is that for all of them or just different software applications?
02:26:31.000Well, you could play this on the headset, but the metaverse, the Facebook metaverse, They're trying to get you into that metaverse world, and that's what's failing.
02:26:40.000But it's other stuff in the metaverse, like with the Oculus that they have, they have these virtual tours.
02:26:47.000Yeah, but that's not like the metaverse.
02:26:51.000The headset's just like a computer, pretty much.
02:27:51.000I kind of feel like I've been having the problem.
02:27:53.000If I haven't come across anything yet that, like, Brian and I couldn't explain or show you in less than three minutes, then they haven't fucking figured it out yet.