The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #1984 - Brian Redban

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00:00:13.000 Hello, Joe.

00:00:14.000 What's going on?

00:00:14.000 How you doing?

00:00:15.000 Good.

00:00:16.000 Nice space suit.

00:00:17.000 You have a nice space suit as well.

00:00:19.000 Cool.

00:00:19.000 Why did you choose blue?

00:00:21.000 I don't know.

00:00:22.000 The silver one's a little intense.

00:00:23.000 Yeah, it's a sweat box.

00:00:25.000 It's weird how warm they get.

00:00:26.000 Yeah.

00:00:26.000 It's like one of them emergency blankets.

00:00:29.000 You ever seen them?

00:00:30.000 Those little thin silver ones?

00:00:31.000 Like, how can that help you?

00:00:32.000 Yeah.

00:00:32.000 I guess it does somehow.

00:00:34.000 Maintains heat.

00:00:37.000 So what's it like being a club owner?

00:00:38.000 What's it like to be a club owner to you, sir?

00:00:42.000 It's weird.

00:00:43.000 Who would have ever thought?

00:00:44.000 I know.

00:00:44.000 That makes no sense.

00:00:45.000 When we started doing this podcast, that one day we'd both be club owners.

00:00:48.000 Right next door to each other.

00:00:50.000 That's what's hilarious.

00:00:51.000 And people are like, does it bother you that Red Band opened up a club three doors down?

00:00:55.000 I'm like, no, it's great.

00:00:57.000 It's great.

00:00:57.000 Because it's...

00:00:58.000 You know what it's like?

00:01:00.000 You have two rooms.

00:01:03.000 You have your beautiful big boy or whatever.

00:01:06.000 But that to me is the main room.

00:01:07.000 Yeah, Fat Man's the main room.

00:01:08.000 And then your other one, I think, is the OR. And I feel like mine's kind of like the Belly Room, because it has the same kind of shows that are in the Belly Room, the same kind of like the comics are experimenting with new things over there.

00:01:20.000 So it's kind of like the main three now.

00:01:23.000 I think it's kind of cool.

00:01:25.000 Well, we have so many good spots just on that one street.

00:01:28.000 I mean, Vulcan is just a few doors down.

00:01:31.000 Creek in the Cave is just a block away.

00:01:33.000 It's crazy.

00:01:35.000 And when you're in town, when different comics are in town, like Voss was at...

00:01:39.000 The Vulcan, and then he came by and did my club, and then all these different people are doing that, just going back and forth, and it's great.

00:01:47.000 It's awesome. 0.94

00:01:48.000 I fucking love it.

00:01:49.000 Yeah, and I think it's because there's no major sports teams here, right? 0.96

00:01:54.000 So there's music and comedy are the big things in this town.

00:01:58.000 I think the music set everybody up for going out to see live shows.

00:02:02.000 Because it's like a culture of going to see live shows in this town.

00:02:06.000 That was established by people going to see music. 1.00

00:02:09.000 There's so much fucking... 1.00

00:02:10.000 Ellis Bullard got ripped off. 1.00

00:02:12.000 Did you see that shit? 1.00

00:02:12.000 They were in South Carolina, I think. 1.00

00:02:14.000 Fucking cunt. 1.00

00:02:15.000 What happened? 1.00

00:02:16.000 Dirty thieves. 0.82

00:02:17.000 They broke into the trailer. 1.00

00:02:18.000 Yeah, they broke into his trailer.

00:02:20.000 Stole his guitars, his amps, everything.

00:02:22.000 Now he's got three more shows and no equipment.

00:02:25.000 I saw that.

00:02:26.000 So is it EllisBullardMusic on Instagram?

00:02:29.000 I think he's going to put up a GoFundMe.

00:02:32.000 Yeah.

00:02:32.000 He's got to go out and buy guitars.

00:02:33.000 Oh, look at that.

00:02:34.000 Oh, look at that guitar, too. 1.00

00:02:36.000 Fuck. 1.00

00:02:37.000 You know, that's the kind of guitar, though, that when somebody tries to sell it, it'll probably get back to them. 0.99

00:02:43.000 Well, hopefully, because of this, we'll tell everybody, but it's a 1979 guitar?

00:02:50.000 Is that what it said?

00:02:51.000 A Dobro? 1.00

00:02:52.000 Yeah, so an Eastman 10D, Dobro, two Telecasters, and a custom. 1.00

00:02:57.000 Fucking scumbags, man. 1.00

00:02:58.000 That couldn't happen to a nicer guy. 1.00

00:03:00.000 He's the best. 0.99

00:03:01.000 He's talented as fuck, too. 0.99

00:03:03.000 There it is, 1979 Dobro. 1.00

00:03:05.000 Yeah, man, that's ugly. 0.99

00:03:08.000 There's some scumbag musician that'll buy that, knowing it's stolen. 0.99

00:03:11.000 Right. 1.00

00:03:13.000 Ugh, desperate people. 0.99

00:03:15.000 That sucks. 0.99

00:03:15.000 Yeah, thievery is just so gross. 0.99

00:03:17.000 It's amazing how little there is, though.

00:03:19.000 You know, I was thinking about that the other day about car accidents.

00:03:22.000 People suck at driving, but God, it's amazing how few car accidents there are.

00:03:25.000 Most people, every day, just moving around, no car accident.

00:03:29.000 It is weird.

00:03:30.000 And you have to have trust in everybody, too.

00:03:32.000 There's sometimes when you're driving by the semi and you're like, okay, I hope you see me.

00:03:37.000 Bro, it's all phones.

00:03:39.000 People need that Apple CarPlay. 1.00

00:03:40.000 It's the shit. 1.00

00:03:43.000 You can do anything that you need to do. 1.00

00:03:45.000 Without ever touching the phone, you just say, hey Siri, call Red Van.

00:03:50.000 Bam.

00:03:50.000 Hey Siri, text my mom.

00:03:52.000 What do you want to say?

00:03:53.000 And then you just say it. 0.99

00:03:55.000 It's like you can say, hey Siri, navigate to, and you go wherever the fuck you need to go. 0.97

00:04:00.000 You don't have to touch anything. 0.97

00:04:01.000 It's the best.

00:04:02.000 It's a real bummer that Tesla won't do that.

00:04:05.000 Why won't they do that?

00:04:05.000 Because they said that theirs is better than Apple.

00:04:08.000 It's not.

00:04:09.000 It's not.

00:04:09.000 It's one of the worst things I've ever used.

00:04:11.000 They get some things right and some things really wrong.

00:04:15.000 Really wrong is the fob.

00:04:17.000 What is it called?

00:04:18.000 It's not called a fob.

00:04:19.000 What is it called? 1.00

00:04:21.000 The fucking... 1.00

00:04:21.000 The car key thing? 1.00

00:04:22.000 The stupid handle. 1.00

00:04:24.000 The yoke. 1.00

00:04:25.000 The yoke. 1.00

00:04:25.000 Oh, it's so dumb. 1.00

00:04:27.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:04:27.000 It's just no. 0.99

00:04:28.000 No with the yoke. 1.00

00:04:29.000 Give me a goddamn steering wheel. 1.00

00:04:30.000 Well, now you can. 1.00

00:04:31.000 Now you can.

00:04:31.000 Now they give you the option.

00:04:33.000 You could probably get yours retrofitted with it back on now.

00:04:36.000 Really?

00:04:36.000 Because now it's an option when you order a car now.

00:04:39.000 Can I get the horn in the center, please?

00:04:40.000 Exactly. 0.99

00:04:41.000 That's the dumbest thing ever. 1.00

00:04:42.000 Fucking sons of bitches. 1.00

00:04:43.000 And they also sell third-party steering wheels that actually is a yoke, but they see the one on the bottom, right? 1.00

00:04:48.000 Where it makes it a little bit better.

00:04:50.000 That's actually cool.

00:04:51.000 Yeah.

00:04:52.000 That's third-party.

00:04:53.000 They did a nice interior in that car, too.

00:04:55.000 Yeah, the interior is like, I was in the interior of a Porsche electric car.

00:05:00.000 It's very nice.

00:05:02.000 Very nice.

00:05:04.000 That's the new one?

00:05:05.000 That's another aftermarket.

00:05:06.000 But do they have it as an option?

00:05:09.000 No.

00:05:09.000 Can I go to Tesla and say, hey, get rid of this whack-ass steering wheel?

00:05:14.000 Yeah.

00:05:16.000 When you order, just go to Tesla.com and act like you're ordering a car, and one of the options should be a Model S. One of the options is you can get a steering wheel.

00:05:24.000 Yeah, from what I understand. 0.99

00:05:26.000 Just for driving, for actually turning and parking, it's stupid. 1.00

00:05:31.000 The yoke is stupid. 1.00

00:05:32.000 It's funny because when they first... 1.00

00:05:36.000 When they first...

00:05:37.000 steering wheel.

00:05:42.000 Aha! 1.00

00:05:43.000 Give me a goddamn steering wheel. 1.00

00:05:45.000 Yeah, when they first announced it, though, I was like, that is the coolest thing ever. 0.99

00:05:47.000 I want that so bad.

00:05:48.000 But just like the little thing, I'm not putting the horn in the middle and the turn singles.

00:05:52.000 Oh, it looks like the horn.

00:05:54.000 No.

00:05:55.000 The horn's back in the middle.

00:05:56.000 Yeah, it's in the middle.

00:05:57.000 Yeah, definitely.

00:05:58.000 That's what I need, Elon.

00:06:00.000 Why wouldn't you put the horn in the middle?

00:06:01.000 Are you sure?

00:06:02.000 Yeah.

00:06:03.000 Well, what I'm seeing is when I change it from yoke, the buttons all stay the same.

00:06:08.000 It's just the outside.

00:06:09.000 Yeah, because the new yoke has the horn in the center as well.

00:06:13.000 Oh, it does?

00:06:14.000 Yeah.

00:06:15.000 They fixed it.

00:06:17.000 But mine doesn't. 0.99

00:06:17.000 Mine sucks. 0.99

00:06:18.000 Some guy cut in front of me and I was like, Jesus, buddy! 0.99

00:06:21.000 Just looking for the...

00:06:23.000 And the turn single, do you constantly hit the turn singles?

00:06:26.000 Always wrong.

00:06:26.000 So bad.

00:06:27.000 Accidentally hit left, right.

00:06:29.000 This is the...

00:06:30.000 The stalk is the way to go.

00:06:32.000 Yeah.

00:06:32.000 It's so easy.

00:06:33.000 It never gets in the way.

00:06:35.000 There's nothing back there.

00:06:36.000 Right.

00:06:36.000 Your hands are never back there.

00:06:38.000 So it just goes left, right.

00:06:40.000 We know how to do it.

00:06:41.000 It's perfect.

00:06:42.000 Yeah, there's even that second stalk that I even forget that's even there sometimes because I never even see it.

00:06:47.000 Yeah.

00:06:48.000 The one behind the left stalk.

00:06:49.000 Well, that's the adjuster, right?

00:06:51.000 Right.

00:06:51.000 But there's like a whole thing there you never see, you know?

00:06:54.000 In doing everything on the screen to make things simple, they make things way more complicated.

00:07:00.000 Like if you have to adjust your mirrors, Jesus Christ.

00:07:04.000 Right.

00:07:05.000 You got to get in there and then lift for the left and lift for the right.

00:07:10.000 No.

00:07:11.000 Stop.

00:07:12.000 You're making me think too much.

00:07:14.000 When my car, I don't even have to look at it.

00:07:16.000 I just reach over, I press the button, and I can adjust it.

00:07:20.000 I just do it real quick, easy.

00:07:22.000 It's better.

00:07:23.000 Physical buttons are better.

00:07:25.000 Always.

00:07:26.000 Slide to reverse.

00:07:27.000 The worst is when the car has their volume knob and adjustments on the screen.

00:07:32.000 Ugh.

00:07:33.000 Terrible.

00:07:33.000 Am I touching up?

00:07:35.000 You want to be able to do it where you can keep looking at the road.

00:07:38.000 Just reach over, grab the knob, turn it to the left, turn it to the right.

00:07:42.000 You know?

00:07:43.000 Volume.

00:07:44.000 We know how to do it.

00:07:45.000 Temperature.

00:07:46.000 Easy.

00:07:46.000 Button.

00:07:47.000 Button go high. 0.98

00:07:48.000 Button go low. 0.74

00:07:49.000 Come on.

00:07:50.000 Just make the buttons look sexier or prettier.

00:07:52.000 Porsche knows how to do it. 0.98

00:07:53.000 Porsche's got all buttons. 1.00

00:07:55.000 They figured it out.

00:07:56.000 I looked in their interior.

00:07:58.000 I'm like, that's a better interior.

00:07:59.000 They know how to do it.

00:08:00.000 They've been doing cars forever.

00:08:02.000 Everybody tries to, like, reinvent the wheel.

00:08:04.000 Some parts, like, blinkers.

00:08:06.000 Click, click, click, click.

00:08:07.000 Keep it like that. 1.00

00:08:08.000 Don't be putting on the steering wheel like an asshole. 1.00

00:08:11.000 And companies are coming back to it also. 1.00

00:08:12.000 Look at the latest MacBook Pros.

00:08:14.000 They're bringing back the SD card reader.

00:08:15.000 They're bringing back all the ports that they got rid of.

00:08:18.000 Oh, are they really?

00:08:18.000 Yeah, but then you hear these rumors that the iPhone is going to get rid of buttons.

00:08:22.000 And it's, you know, it's going to have zero buttons.

00:08:24.000 The whole thing is...

00:08:25.000 What disturbs me is going to all wireless charging.

00:08:28.000 Like, why are you doing that?

00:08:29.000 That's the worst.

00:08:29.000 You know it's slower.

00:08:30.000 That doesn't make any sense.

00:08:32.000 Like, just making that everyone has to have a wireless port somewhere.

00:08:36.000 Everyone has cords, man.

00:08:37.000 Keep the cords.

00:08:38.000 Just go to USB-C. You see that?

00:08:40.000 I saw a Lou post of this yesterday.

00:08:41.000 It's like a new prototype.

00:08:44.000 Who knows if this out's going to be...

00:08:45.000 It's going to have the new USB-C port, which is the...

00:08:48.000 This is the Ultra?

00:08:49.000 Yeah, it's basically the same, but I guess that's like the Ultra Watch, I think, probably with the titanium outside, maybe.

00:08:56.000 So what is different?

00:08:57.000 The screen border is a lot smaller.

00:09:01.000 It has a USB-C port now, and...

00:09:06.000 The volume rocker is not two buttons anymore, it's one long button.

00:09:11.000 And the mute button, the clicky switch to mute that never works is now a button that's going to be used for like an action button, I guess.

00:09:20.000 So how will you mute it now?

00:09:22.000 We probably hold that down for a second or something like that.

00:09:25.000 That makes sense.

00:09:26.000 Look at this top comment.

00:09:28.000 I will never use an iPhone.

00:09:30.000 Android people are hilarious.

00:09:33.000 They are so in a cult.

00:09:35.000 They really don't, like, we're against the machine, man.

00:09:40.000 Literally, your phone is used by more humans than any other phone on Earth.

00:09:43.000 I sent them photos to a group chat last night and half a second group chat without the Android person so they can get the photos uncompressed and they look good. 1.00

00:09:51.000 Because in that group chat, they're all fucked. 0.95

00:09:52.000 They can't see the photos. 1.00

00:09:53.000 I don't know if you know that.

00:09:55.000 Oh.

00:09:56.000 If you have an Android person in your iPhone group chat, they get the photos good, that Android will get them, but every other phone will not get them good.

00:10:05.000 Why?

00:10:05.000 Because it compresses it because of the text.

00:10:06.000 Because it has to go to that SMS and then it goes to everybody else.

00:10:09.000 You have to leave them out, make a new group chat, be like, sorry.

00:10:12.000 Is that why it always says, like, message failed to send?

00:10:16.000 And then I'll send it, like, ten more times, and people are like, why does he send me this ten times?

00:10:20.000 Because it keeps on saying it failed.

00:10:22.000 Yeah.

00:10:22.000 So it's like if you text message from an iPhone, it's inferior.

00:10:26.000 If you text message an image, which text, not SMS. Not trying to talk shit on my Androids, but that's what happens. 0.99

00:10:32.000 They'll see it perfectly fine and be like, what are you talking about? 0.99

00:10:34.000 I see it looks great on my phone.

00:10:36.000 Look, I'll send you photos.

00:10:37.000 But it gets compressed to the iPhone. 1.00

00:10:39.000 Yeah, when it goes from that Android to the network again, it'll be dog shit on those fucking Androids. 1.00

00:10:44.000 Or on iPhones, I'm sorry. 1.00

00:10:46.000 Especially video.

00:10:47.000 Especially video.

00:10:48.000 It's very frustrating that you can't just go back and forth, that they've created this walled garden with Apple.

00:10:54.000 Because, like, one thing that Android does that's really good is they're always the first with, like, foldables.

00:11:01.000 They're the first with crazy zoom lenses.

00:11:03.000 They're the first with...

00:11:05.000 They figure out everything first.

00:11:07.000 They have way better screen real estate.

00:11:09.000 There's much more screen to an Android phone than there is to an iPhone. 1.00

00:11:12.000 You know that stupid fucking... 1.00

00:11:13.000 What is that thing in the top that nobody really cares about? 1.00

00:11:16.000 Right, the island.

00:11:17.000 The island? 0.99

00:11:18.000 Get the fuck out of here with your island. 0.98

00:11:20.000 Who's using that island? 0.99

00:11:21.000 Android has better fake moons.

00:11:23.000 Yeah, the fake moon.

00:11:25.000 You think I'm so busted with that fake moon.

00:11:27.000 You can't sneak things past the internet.

00:11:31.000 Yeah.

00:11:31.000 When those guys figured out that you could take a blurry photo and put it up on a laptop and then zoom in on it and your phone will make it look perfect.

00:11:39.000 And I always wondered about that because when you got the Galaxy S21, you sent me a moon photo and I was like, holy shit! 0.79

00:11:46.000 And it made me want one so bad because you sent me that. 0.99

00:11:50.000 It was pretty cool, but now I feel like a loser.

00:11:52.000 You sent me a JPEG. I sent you a drawing.

00:11:56.000 An NFT. Yeah, it was fucking CGI. What are they saying it is? 0.99

00:12:02.000 Because it's clearly, whatever that process is, it's not a photograph.

00:12:08.000 No, it's like AI. It's pretty much, it knows what the moon looks like and it uses yours as a reference to find what angle you are at and then it just kind of fills in the gaps.

00:12:18.000 So stupid. 0.99

00:12:19.000 That's not a photo. 1.00

00:12:20.000 It's not a photo.

00:12:21.000 That's not a photo.

00:12:22.000 It's fake.

00:12:23.000 Like how do they not get in trouble with that?

00:12:25.000 That seems like that's a real like violation of trust.

00:12:28.000 I think it is in the writing somewhere.

00:12:30.000 Like I think people found out somewhere that it is in like the terms somewhere.

00:12:35.000 Yeah.

00:12:36.000 What was their excuse?

00:12:37.000 What was Samsung's excuse?

00:12:39.000 I don't think they've admitted to it.

00:12:40.000 Yeah.

00:12:41.000 They did.

00:12:42.000 They did.

00:12:43.000 I thought at first they were like, I don't know what you're talking about.

00:12:45.000 They're just going to keep their mouth shut. 1.00

00:12:46.000 I don't know what the fuck you guys are talking about. 1.00

00:12:49.000 Their response was very Bud Lighty. 1.00

00:12:51.000 You should know.

00:12:52.000 Bud Lighty!

00:12:53.000 Dude, has there ever been a business ever in the history of businesses that got hit with a boycott like Bud Light did? 0.99

00:13:04.000 Who fucking saw that coming? 0.98

00:13:07.000 Who saw that coming? 0.99

00:13:08.000 I mean, they fired two CEOs, right?

00:13:11.000 Yeah.

00:13:11.000 That's crazy.

00:13:12.000 Off of image.

00:13:14.000 Well, they're down something like 21%, which is wild.

00:13:19.000 That's so much, man.

00:13:21.000 Like, there's bars that refuse to sell it. 0.99

00:13:24.000 That's ridiculous.

00:13:24.000 There's bars that refuse to sell it because it's causing fights.

00:13:28.000 Because if people drink it, guys will fuck with them. 0.99

00:13:32.000 Totally. 1.00

00:13:33.000 Which you totally could see. 1.00

00:13:34.000 Some moron in a bar. 1.00

00:13:36.000 Bro, drinking a Bud Light? 1.00

00:13:38.000 You wearing a fucking skirt, bro? 1.00

00:13:42.000 You support Dylan Mulvaney? 1.00

00:13:45.000 Who?

00:13:47.000 Yeah, I can see a lot of fights.

00:13:48.000 100%.

00:13:48.000 I can see that happening.

00:13:50.000 That's a surefire scenario in some moron bar. 1.00

00:13:53.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:13:54.000 You drinking a Bud Light?

00:13:56.000 Miller Lite and all the other beers need to, like, jump on this hard and just have, like, bikini beer commercials, like, nonstop right now.

00:14:03.000 Guns. 0.99

00:14:04.000 Just tits and guns. 1.00

00:14:05.000 Hunting and... 0.99

00:14:07.000 Yeah.

00:14:09.000 The problem is, like, light beer is a true alcoholics beer.

00:14:13.000 Because it's something you could drink all day long.

00:14:17.000 That's like a guy who just likes to work on transmissions.

00:14:20.000 He's just back in the backyard just drinking Bud Light.

00:14:23.000 All day long.

00:14:25.000 I stopped beer.

00:14:25.000 I used to only drink beer.

00:14:27.000 I'll have a beer once a year maybe, but I just stopped drinking beer.

00:14:32.000 Tequila's better.

00:14:33.000 Tequila seems to be the best in terms of how you feel afterwards.

00:14:37.000 Oh, yeah.

00:14:37.000 All of it's poison.

00:14:39.000 Alcohol's basically poison.

00:14:41.000 Absolutely.

00:14:43.000 Tequila seems to be the best poison.

00:14:44.000 Like, your body absorbs it the best.

00:14:47.000 There's no really hangovers as much with that also.

00:14:51.000 Yeah, now when I drink whiskey, we've been drinking tequila a lot lately.

00:14:54.000 Now when I drink whiskey, I'm like...

00:14:56.000 Tequila Press.

00:14:58.000 You ever have that?

00:14:59.000 What's that?

00:15:00.000 It's tequila with soda and a splash of Sprite.

00:15:04.000 It's great.

00:15:06.000 I just like the taste of tequila.

00:15:09.000 I don't like...

00:15:10.000 I mean, I'll drink stuff like at the bar downstairs.

00:15:12.000 I always have those Wild Childs.

00:15:14.000 Those are good.

00:15:15.000 They're tasty.

00:15:16.000 But I like booze to taste like booze.

00:15:18.000 I like to know what I'm getting into.

00:15:20.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:15:21.000 I like the smell of fucking evilness in it. 1.00

00:15:26.000 I don't. 1.00

00:15:27.000 I mix my shit with Kool-Aid and stuff like that. 1.00

00:15:30.000 Yeah, you get a prime. 1.00

00:15:31.000 Yeah, this shit. 1.00

00:15:32.000 It's just like the most sugary drink that doesn't have sugar in it. 1.00

00:15:35.000 What are they using for a sweetener?

00:15:37.000 I don't know.

00:15:38.000 I haven't had the hydration one, but I had the energy drink one.

00:15:41.000 It was pretty good.

00:15:42.000 Yeah.

00:15:43.000 I mean, they taste amazing, but they also taste like Kool-Aid with three times the sugar in it.

00:15:48.000 Really?

00:15:49.000 So it's really good.

00:15:50.000 I mix this with vodka and stuff.

00:15:52.000 It's a good mixer, but yeah, it's too much.

00:15:55.000 It's too strong.

00:15:56.000 Well, that hydration market, all of a sudden everyone's realizing they're not hydrated.

00:16:02.000 Yeah.

00:16:03.000 There's so many hydration products out now.

00:16:05.000 And all those hydration products, the sodium content in those are out of control.

00:16:11.000 I don't know if you ever looked at just one of the hydration products, sodium levels.

00:16:15.000 Because I've been drinking two or three of these thinking I'm drinking water, doing good for my body.

00:16:20.000 But then you look at the sodium level, it's like 1,000 milligrams.

00:16:23.000 Exactly.

00:16:23.000 I don't necessarily think sodium in and of itself is bad for you.

00:16:28.000 No?

00:16:29.000 No.

00:16:29.000 I think that's the electrolytes and stuff they're adding.

00:16:31.000 Yeah.

00:16:32.000 Some of that you want.

00:16:34.000 Yeah, you want some.

00:16:35.000 Particularly if you're exercising.

00:16:37.000 Like, if that's an athletic drink, then you definitely want some sodium.

00:16:40.000 You want all kinds of stuff.

00:16:42.000 This only has 10, so that's not bad at all.

00:16:44.000 I don't think so.

00:16:45.000 I think that's one of those things where there's like a lot of common misconceptions like salts like people worried about salt's bad for you.

00:16:53.000 Salt's an essential mineral like you actually need salt like it's I don't necessarily think salt's bad for you.

00:16:59.000 I think we've got a lot of wives tales floating around and people you know had some information at one point in time that seemed to link sodium to certain diseases but now I don't think they think that anymore.

00:17:13.000 Let's find, like, is sodium bad for you?

00:17:15.000 Yeah, like sodium in sports drinks and stuff.

00:17:17.000 Yeah, I mean, Joey Diaz used to always say...

00:17:18.000 Sodium.

00:17:19.000 Yeah, but that's just Joey.

00:17:21.000 Monosodium glutamate.

00:17:23.000 I heard that there was a salt that was bad for you.

00:17:26.000 This is another one of those tales.

00:17:28.000 Like, Himalayan salt or pink salt.

00:17:30.000 Really?

00:17:30.000 They found out there's something bad in it now.

00:17:32.000 Really?

00:17:33.000 Yeah.

00:17:33.000 I might be wrong, but...

00:17:36.000 I thought that was supposed to be the salt that's the best for you.

00:17:38.000 Exactly, yeah.

00:17:39.000 That's like brown rice, you know?

00:17:41.000 Maybe it's because they're not getting it all from there and they're saying it's that.

00:17:44.000 Oh, that's right. 1.00

00:17:46.000 Oh, like they're getting some bullshit salt. 0.99

00:17:48.000 Not that they're dying in pink, but yeah, they're saying it's that. 0.99

00:17:50.000 It's just, I don't know.

00:17:52.000 Yeah.

00:17:52.000 Dirtied mine.

00:17:53.000 Pouring Kool-Aid on it.

00:17:54.000 Right.

00:17:55.000 Turning it pink.

00:17:56.000 Yeah.

00:17:59.000 Sodium and sport.

00:18:00.000 What am I looking like?

00:18:01.000 How much?

00:18:01.000 Yeah, is sodium bad for you?

00:18:03.000 Google, is sodium bad for you?

00:18:05.000 Well, Yeah, I think it's like everything else.

00:18:12.000 Your body needs a small amount of sodium to work properly, but too much sodium can be bad for your health.

00:18:17.000 Diets higher in sodium are associated with the increased risk of developing high blood pressure, which is a major cause of stroke and heart disease.

00:18:24.000 You know, the problem with that is diets high in sodium, those people are probably overeating too.

00:18:31.000 Who is that source?

00:18:33.000 FDA. FDA? You can't trust them.

00:18:35.000 They're bought out by the pharmaceutical companies. 1.00

00:18:37.000 It's whores. 1.00

00:18:38.000 They are whores. 1.00

00:18:41.000 Do you know what's wild when you see... 1.00

00:18:43.000 Have you ever seen different people that were the head of the FDA and then where they go after they leave?

00:18:50.000 Yeah.

00:18:50.000 They're major corporations.

00:18:52.000 It's always Pfizer, Moderna.

00:18:54.000 They go straight to drug companies.

00:18:56.000 That should be illegal.

00:18:57.000 That seems insane.

00:18:59.000 That seems insane that you literally can be the regulatory body that helps these pharmaceutical drug companies and then join them.

00:19:08.000 And get millions of dollars.

00:19:10.000 My girlfriend just went to an allergy person where she had to get like a thousand shots and find out what she's allergic to. 0.99

00:19:16.000 And she's allergic to everything.

00:19:18.000 And she doesn't have insurance, so she went to the doctor and they were like, okay, we'll work with you not having insurance.

00:19:25.000 And they finally prescribed her pill.

00:19:29.000 It was like $1,200 a pill or something like that.

00:19:33.000 She went to go pick up her prescription and it was thousands of dollars and she had to do it every two weeks to get it filled up.

00:19:41.000 How would you ever...

00:19:42.000 One pill is a thousand bucks.

00:19:45.000 For allergies?

00:19:46.000 Yes.

00:19:46.000 I wish I knew what it was.

00:19:49.000 It was the most ridiculous thing ever. 0.99

00:19:50.000 Like, how would you expect anyone to pay for this? 0.98

00:19:52.000 And you have these pills at HEB right now?

00:19:56.000 That's what that Martin Scarelli guy, whatever his name was, that's what he got in trouble for, right?

00:20:02.000 Jacking up the price?

00:20:02.000 Yeah, jacking up the price, yeah.

00:20:04.000 So what's the story with sodium?

00:20:06.000 So I got an answer from ChatGPT.

00:20:08.000 It basically started off saying the same thing, but down here it gives you a recommended...

00:20:11.000 Okay.

00:20:12.000 Sodium is an essential nutrient the body needs in small amounts to function properly.

00:20:15.000 It helps maintain the balance of fluids in the body and supports nerve and muscle function and helps regulate blood pressure.

00:20:20.000 However, consuming too much sodium can have negative health effects.

00:20:24.000 The most common concern with consuming too much sodium is that it can increase blood pressure, which can lead to higher risk of heart disease and stroke.

00:20:33.000 High sodium intake can also increase the risk of developing kidney issues and osteoporosis.

00:20:39.000 Recommended daily intake of sodium varies depending on age, sex, and other factors, but in general, adults should aim to consume no more than 2,300 milligrams of sodium per day.

00:20:48.000 It's not that much.

00:20:50.000 You know, foods that are high in sodium include processed and packaged foods, fast food, salty snacks.

00:20:55.000 See, that's my point.

00:20:56.000 It's like, all that stuff, like, it's associated with it, but is it causal, right?

00:21:03.000 Is that what's causing it? 1.00

00:21:04.000 Because the thing about people with high-sodium diets is that usually their diet is bullshit. 1.00

00:21:09.000 They're just eating all kinds of crap. 0.99

00:21:11.000 Like, if you have regular food, like healthy food, but you put salt on it, is that bad? 0.99

00:21:19.000 I'm betting it's not that bad. 0.95

00:21:21.000 I'm betting whatever the fuck is in the other stuff is what's getting you. 0.98

00:21:25.000 Whenever they do those epidemiology studies where they study your diet based on... 0.99

00:21:32.000 You fill out a form.

00:21:35.000 Like, how many times a week do you eat meat?

00:21:37.000 How much cancer do you have?

00:21:39.000 And then they pool all that information together.

00:21:41.000 And they go, meat is associated with cancer.

00:21:44.000 Well, it's like, what else are you eating?

00:21:46.000 Are you eating grass-fed steaks? 0.98

00:21:48.000 Are you eating some shitty burger that's... 1.00

00:21:52.000 In a fucking processed bun with some goofy-ass mayo with salt and sugar all over it and fries and shakes. 1.00

00:22:01.000 How do we know it's the meat? 1.00

00:22:03.000 It sounds like your diet's bullshit. 1.00

00:22:05.000 So many people have bullshit diets. 1.00

00:22:09.000 That said, salt can't kill you. 1.00

00:22:11.000 If you eat a pound of salt, you're fucking dead as shit. 1.00

00:22:17.000 They used to think MSG was this horrible monster. 1.00

00:22:20.000 I don't think it's bad anymore.

00:22:21.000 Huh?

00:22:22.000 I don't think they think it's bad anymore.

00:22:23.000 Right.

00:22:23.000 It's not bad anymore.

00:22:25.000 Yeah, monosodium glutamate used to be the devil.

00:22:27.000 Right. 1.00

00:22:27.000 And there was a reason for it, and it was something really stupid. 1.00

00:22:30.000 It was like legalization of marijuana is stupid. 1.00

00:22:33.000 Really? 1.00

00:22:33.000 It was never bad for you. 1.00

00:22:34.000 I forget what it was.

00:22:36.000 Some industry or something.

00:22:38.000 Bourdain always told me it wasn't bad for you.

00:22:39.000 He's like, no, it's essential.

00:22:41.000 It makes food taste way better.

00:22:43.000 Especially like that kind of old school East Coast Chinese food with monosodium glutamate.

00:22:48.000 It was the best.

00:22:49.000 The best.

00:22:50.000 It's delicious.

00:22:51.000 The best.

00:22:52.000 Put in more MSG. Just don't eat it every day.

00:22:57.000 Imitation crab.

00:22:58.000 Do you know imitation crab is actually really good?

00:23:00.000 Like, have you ever seen those imitation crab legs at the grocery store and they look real, but it says imitation?

00:23:05.000 It tastes exactly like crab legs.

00:23:07.000 But what's in there?

00:23:08.000 It's just fish.

00:23:09.000 Yoga mats.

00:23:10.000 Yeah, that's what I thought.

00:23:11.000 I thought it was just like yoga mats and like wheat or something.

00:23:15.000 No, it's fish.

00:23:16.000 It's just a different kind of fish.

00:23:19.000 Oh, Alaska and Pollock.

00:23:21.000 Okay.

00:23:22.000 Meat ingredient.

00:23:23.000 Pollock tastes good, though.

00:23:25.000 Oh, wheat.

00:23:27.000 That's it.

00:23:27.000 Wheat and egg white.

00:23:28.000 Yeah, binding ingredients.

00:23:30.000 Yeah, that's why.

00:23:32.000 Because one of my kids cannot have imitation crab meat because of that. 1.00

00:23:38.000 Holy shit. 0.99

00:23:39.000 I didn't know there was wheat in it for real. 0.99

00:23:42.000 But you get something like hot butter, those things are just, it's amazing.

00:23:46.000 Look at that word.

00:23:50.000 Transglutaminase.

00:23:53.000 Transglutaminase.

00:23:54.000 Enzymes.

00:23:55.000 That's a coagulation binding agent. 1.00

00:23:58.000 Oh, that shit ain't good, Brian. 1.00

00:24:01.000 Just eat the regular Pollock. 1.00

00:24:05.000 It doesn't have wheat and fucking binding agents in it. 0.99

00:24:09.000 But it tastes good. 0.99

00:24:10.000 It tastes exactly the same.

00:24:12.000 There's certain Chinese food that give you fake crab.

00:24:16.000 Some sushi has it also.

00:24:17.000 It's good though.

00:24:18.000 Tasty.

00:24:18.000 But it is wheat.

00:24:19.000 You're eating a lot of wheat.

00:24:20.000 It is crazy that there's wheat in there.

00:24:22.000 I was just joking about having wheat in there.

00:24:25.000 It makes sense because it's like dough.

00:24:27.000 They have to take all that fish meat and just smash it into a shape.

00:24:32.000 There's a chef from New York at a restaurant that used Transglutaminase-treated shrimp and made pasta out of it.

00:24:39.000 This is pasta made from 95% shrimp.

00:24:41.000 Wow.

00:24:43.000 Sounds interesting.

00:24:45.000 I mean, we have those, like, I've seen chicken pizza, like as the bread kind of, you know how they do cauliflower and stuff?

00:24:53.000 I've seen it done with chicken.

00:24:55.000 The avant-garde restaurant, WD-50.

00:24:58.000 WD-50.

00:24:58.000 This is chicken made with that stuff.

00:25:00.000 It's probably the same thing.

00:25:01.000 Huh.

00:25:02.000 Wow.

00:25:02.000 Meat glue.

00:25:03.000 Meat glue?

00:25:04.000 Ooh.

00:25:05.000 Meat glue?

00:25:06.000 Never mind.

00:25:10.000 It's meat glue.

00:25:12.000 I wonder how that feels going through your colon.

00:25:15.000 I found this place that's up where I live and it's called Taco Casa. 0.99

00:25:20.000 And I went to it once, and I was like, holy shit, this is the best white shitty tacos I've ever seen. 0.99

00:25:26.000 You know, like white people tacos like your parents used to make? 0.99

00:25:28.000 Found out that back in the 60s, this guy was friends with the creator of Taco Bell, and he had a couple franchises.

00:25:37.000 And then that guy that owned Taco Bell sold the company to Pepsi in like the 80s or so. 0.99

00:25:43.000 And the guy that was friends with him had all these – his own Taco Bell restaurants and he's like, fuck Pepsi.

00:25:48.000 I'm just going to rename my franchises to Taco Casa but keep the exact same menu that Taco Bell has. 0.96

00:25:57.000 And all the ingredients.

00:25:59.000 Pepsi then changed all the recipes for Taco Bell.

00:26:04.000 And that's why Taco Bell, when you were a kid, seemed like it tasted better and everything was better.

00:26:08.000 It's because they changed all their meats and they changed all their ingredients.

00:26:12.000 Taco Casa is Taco Bell from the 60s, 70s with the original menu items.

00:26:18.000 It even has the color scheme as the old advertising of Taco Bell.

00:26:21.000 Really?

00:26:22.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:26:22.000 And you go in there and you're like, holy shit, this is the best... 0.99

00:26:26.000 Tacos ever! 0.99

00:26:27.000 And it's just Taco Bell from the 60s.

00:26:29.000 And it is amazing.

00:26:31.000 Wow.

00:26:31.000 Highly recommend.

00:26:32.000 And they're fans of you.

00:26:35.000 Because I always Instagram and tag them and stuff.

00:26:38.000 That's crazy.

00:26:40.000 It's weird.

00:26:41.000 That's kind of cool.

00:26:42.000 Like if there was a McDonald's you could go to that was a real McDonald's from the 50s where they cooked all their fries and beef fat.

00:26:50.000 Exactly the same.

00:26:51.000 Yeah.

00:26:52.000 I just got it again for the first time recently, maybe three years, McDonald's. 0.98

00:26:56.000 The Big Mac was so fucking small. 0.98

00:26:59.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:26:59.000 Oh, they're all small now. 0.98

00:27:01.000 It was like a regular burger size.

00:27:03.000 Everything's smaller now.

00:27:04.000 Yeah.

00:27:05.000 The quarter pounder is the only good meat at McDonald's also because that's the only one that's not frozen.

00:27:10.000 So if you want a Big Mac, you ask for a Big Mac with quarter pounder meat.

00:27:15.000 That's the way to do it.

00:27:17.000 Well, they did do this, but still it was so small.

00:27:20.000 They made a bigger Mac at one point, but it was so tiny.

00:27:24.000 Really?

00:27:25.000 Yeah.

00:27:25.000 It wasn't filling at all.

00:27:26.000 It was like five bites and the whole fucking thing was gone. 0.97

00:27:28.000 Well, Whopper also, I don't know if you've had a Whopper lately. 0.98

00:27:31.000 They're smaller? 1.00

00:27:32.000 It's just bullshit. 0.99

00:27:33.000 It's like, it doesn't even have that, you know how it used to taste like smoke and everything? 1.00

00:27:38.000 Yeah, flame broiled. 0.57

00:27:39.000 It doesn't have that anymore.

00:27:40.000 And I guess Burger King just announced they're closing like 250 stores.

00:27:45.000 Like, they're on the way out, I think.

00:27:47.000 Ugh. 1.00

00:27:48.000 How are you going to fuck with In-N-Out? 1.00

00:27:50.000 I had it last night. 1.00

00:27:52.000 You can't.

00:27:53.000 There's a reason why that has a giant-ass line.

00:27:56.000 Not where I live.

00:27:57.000 You just walk right up to the counter.

00:27:59.000 There's not one car in the drive-thru.

00:28:01.000 It's the most amazing thing ever.

00:28:03.000 I shouldn't tell people that.

00:28:04.000 I know. 1.00

00:28:04.000 I'm fucked up. 1.00

00:28:05.000 If there was a Five Guys near me, I'd pick that. 1.00

00:28:08.000 That's my favorite.

00:28:09.000 That's right next door to Five Guys.

00:28:10.000 They're the best.

00:28:11.000 Yeah.

00:28:12.000 I think that's the best because you can get jalapenos and bacon and...

00:28:15.000 They're so expensive, though. 0.96

00:28:16.000 That's ridiculous. 0.79

00:28:17.000 One burger is like $13. 0.97

00:28:20.000 I guess it's not fast food, though.

00:28:21.000 That's what you have to tell yourself.

00:28:23.000 Yeah, they're cooking it in front of you.

00:28:25.000 The fries are better.

00:28:27.000 They have those Cajun fries.

00:28:29.000 The NADC burger.

00:28:29.000 After talking to him, they're using awesome meat that you can't get everywhere else.

00:28:34.000 Yeah, they're using Wagyu ground beef.

00:28:36.000 It's so fatty. 0.96

00:28:37.000 That's why it's so goddamn juicy. 0.97

00:28:39.000 It's so good. 0.99

00:28:40.000 Yeah, those NADC burgers, it's hard to fuck with that. 0.99

00:28:44.000 But Golden Tiger's pretty goddamn good, too. 0.99

00:28:47.000 Yeah, you just have to wait a while. 0.94

00:28:48.000 That place is the bomb diggity.

00:28:51.000 Yeah, a good...

00:28:52.000 It's funny how, like, thick burgers used to be the thing, but a smash burger is better than a thick burger.

00:28:58.000 I agree.

00:28:58.000 Double patty smash burger.

00:29:00.000 It's the crispy ends and stuff like that, you know?

00:29:03.000 Yeah, that's the way to go.

00:29:05.000 I just love when you get a guy like Philip, who's a Michelin star chef, who just concentrates on making the best cheeseburger with American cheese.

00:29:14.000 Like, that's the idea behind it.

00:29:16.000 And he's like, American cheese is the proper cheese for a cheeseburger like this.

00:29:19.000 Mm-hmm.

00:29:20.000 For a proper smash burger.

00:29:22.000 I wish he would tackle pizza.

00:29:24.000 I want to see his take on pizza.

00:29:26.000 Yeah.

00:29:27.000 Right?

00:29:28.000 Flat pizza.

00:29:29.000 What would it be?

00:29:30.000 What kind of style would it be?

00:29:31.000 Does Austin have good pizza?

00:29:33.000 Is there one place that has really good pizza?

00:29:36.000 There's one place up by me called San Giovanni's or something like that.

00:29:40.000 It's a distillery during the week, a vodka distillery, and then on Friday and Saturdays they have a legit pizza oven and they cook pizza and it's so amazing.

00:29:51.000 Have you had good pizza out here?

00:29:53.000 It's hit or miss.

00:29:54.000 It's not...

00:29:55.000 I mean, Ohio pizza is what we grew up on, so we have very high standards for it.

00:30:00.000 It's so true. 0.98

00:30:02.000 This place that I went to in the Bronx, the Italian deli that made us a sandwich, GNR Deli, that place, if they moved out here, they would make a fucking killing. 0.92

00:30:12.000 If you had a place like that that made sandwiches like that out here... 0.97

00:30:15.000 The pepper place?

00:30:16.000 They could get the same stuff?

00:30:18.000 Yeah, it's imported from Italy.

00:30:19.000 Oh, okay.

00:30:20.000 It's all imported from Italy. 1.00

00:30:22.000 Then, yeah, fuck. 1.00

00:30:23.000 I mean, what would be the difference? 1.00

00:30:25.000 Nothing.

00:30:25.000 This is important to hear.

00:30:27.000 The thing they've always said, like, when we're in California, it's like, it's the water.

00:30:29.000 The water sucks out here.

00:30:30.000 That's why you can't get the right dough.

00:30:32.000 And it's like, I don't know if that's really it.

00:30:34.000 In Ohio, a lot of it's the oven.

00:30:36.000 Like, they've made these ovens they don't use everywhere else, kind of. 0.88

00:30:38.000 Like, that was always the thing about California, that the water in California sucks. 0.98

00:30:42.000 That's why the bagels suck. 0.99

00:30:43.000 Right. 0.98

00:30:44.000 Everyone always said that.

00:30:46.000 I mean, maybe?

00:30:48.000 Can't you just ship water?

00:30:49.000 Like, how much water do you need?

00:30:51.000 Yeah.

00:30:51.000 You know, like, is this prohibitively expensive?

00:30:53.000 Is it impossible to do?

00:30:54.000 Like, what is wrong?

00:30:55.000 Yeah, I don't know.

00:30:55.000 It doesn't make sense.

00:30:56.000 I feel like I've heard it busted, like a myth busted, but maybe it is.

00:30:59.000 But what do you think is in water, other than water, that would make your pizza better?

00:31:03.000 Well, the thing that makes sense as I'm saying it out loud now is the yeast because that's in the air, is it not?

00:31:08.000 Doesn't that come from the environment?

00:31:11.000 Yeast?

00:31:12.000 Well, it's a fungus, right?

00:31:14.000 Yeah.

00:31:14.000 Or spores.

00:31:15.000 That changes the dough, right?

00:31:17.000 Yeah, right.

00:31:18.000 They would have different yeast because of different water?

00:31:21.000 What would be the content of the water?

00:31:22.000 That's the question.

00:31:23.000 Water's not a mystery.

00:31:25.000 Water's not some strange compound from another planet that we have to analyze.

00:31:29.000 We kind of know what's in water.

00:31:31.000 It's H2O and minerals, right?

00:31:33.000 So can't you add minerals that would sort of recreate whatever the mineral content is?

00:31:37.000 Yeah, you should be able to recreate it.

00:31:38.000 It seems easy.

00:31:38.000 A little bit of rat hair in there.

00:31:40.000 This is easy. 1.00

00:31:41.000 A little bit of fucking SSRIs floating into the... 0.99

00:31:46.000 We're going to open a bagel shop. 1.00

00:31:47.000 Yeah.

00:31:47.000 Sounds like pizza.

00:31:49.000 Pizza's the move.

00:31:50.000 Pizza and bagels.

00:31:50.000 We need like a real legit pizza place here.

00:31:54.000 Maybe there's one we don't know of yet.

00:31:56.000 I sampled them frequently.

00:31:57.000 Yeah?

00:31:58.000 If not once or twice a week.

00:31:59.000 The person to ask is Portnoy.

00:32:01.000 Well, I did ask him.

00:32:03.000 So the place he went to, I'd never heard of.

00:32:04.000 It's called like Samatoro or something like that.

00:32:06.000 I've had it now.

00:32:07.000 And it's pretty good.

00:32:08.000 It's just it's not my style of pizza.

00:32:09.000 I don't think it's his style of pizza either.

00:32:11.000 It's a little more...

00:32:12.000 It's way too nice, kind of.

00:32:15.000 It's really kind of thick, bready, crust.

00:32:18.000 He likes more of a New York style.

00:32:20.000 Thin crust, like New Haven, Connecticut pizza.

00:32:23.000 Yeah, he hasn't found a good one here in Austin.

00:32:25.000 And then last week he said that Houston is the worst city that he's ever been to for pizza.

00:32:31.000 It's all in Where the Guineas Go. 0.98

00:32:32.000 Yeah.

00:32:33.000 You know, if the Italians go to, you know, California, they'd have great pizza out there.

00:32:38.000 And some of them did.

00:32:39.000 There's some good pizza in California.

00:32:41.000 Oh, yeah, for sure.

00:32:42.000 Regardless of what everybody says.

00:32:43.000 But the bread does taste different.

00:32:45.000 Bread in New York really does taste different.

00:32:47.000 Italian bread from New York tastes better.

00:32:49.000 It's like there's something missing when you get bread in California.

00:32:53.000 Like, there's something wrong with it.

00:32:55.000 Just something.

00:32:55.000 Just like an imitation.

00:32:57.000 Like, it's pretty good, but it's missing something.

00:33:02.000 Maybe it's the East.

00:33:04.000 I'm going to Google and see if there's a quick answer.

00:33:06.000 Well, you know, like, there's, like, where Cuban cigars are grown, it's a very small area where they grow the best cigars.

00:33:12.000 It's very small, and they supply them to the whole world.

00:33:15.000 Someone was just explaining to me, oh, Bill Burr, was explaining to me how, um, Most of the cigars that people buy when they buy Cuban cigars are frauds.

00:33:25.000 Fake.

00:33:25.000 Yeah.

00:33:26.000 It just happened to him.

00:33:27.000 A bunch of firemen gave him like 25 Cuban cigars and he was like, I got these cigars.

00:33:32.000 And then like a week later he said on his podcast that he found out they were all fake.

00:33:36.000 How do you find out?

00:33:37.000 Are you going to get them genetically tested?

00:33:38.000 Yeah, how do you know?

00:33:41.000 Yeah, but it makes sense because it's a small area.

00:33:45.000 This area in Cuba where they grow the best cigars is not that big.

00:33:50.000 And they supply the best cigars to the whole world.

00:33:54.000 It's weird that like soil can affect stuff so much.

00:33:57.000 Like the mineral content.

00:34:00.000 That's the 100% article I'm reading right now.

00:34:02.000 It's talking about how they changed what they're putting in the soil to grow wheat and whatnot.

00:34:08.000 Makes the air better, but makes the food not as good.

00:34:10.000 Well, this throws off everything, because L.A. has the worst air ever.

00:34:14.000 Less acid rain is good for the environment, but potentially bad for bread.

00:34:18.000 But I don't think they're growing the bread in California is the problem, so it's...

00:34:22.000 Yeah.

00:34:23.000 The Wonder Bread factories aren't out there.

00:34:25.000 Wonder Bread.

00:34:25.000 Is that even bread?

00:34:26.000 Ooh, it's so good.

00:34:27.000 It's so good.

00:34:28.000 Wonder Bread with peanut butter and jelly is about...

00:34:31.000 Is that food or is that dessert?

00:34:33.000 Yeah, that's a squishy sandwich.

00:34:34.000 Sunday night in Columbus.

00:34:36.000 It's more dessert than it is food.

00:34:38.000 Like a Wonder Bread peanut butter and jelly sandwich is...

00:34:41.000 Wonder Bread Grilled Cheese, sensational.

00:34:43.000 Oh, yes.

00:34:44.000 Sensational.

00:34:44.000 I agree.

00:34:45.000 But is it really bread?

00:34:46.000 No, that's more like a pastry, right?

00:34:48.000 It's a pastry.

00:34:49.000 But I just recently went back to white bread just because I accidentally bought it once, and it was so amazing. 0.91

00:34:56.000 Like, that peanut butter and jelly hits so much better when it's just shitty white bread.

00:35:00.000 Yeah, like, if you're gonna eat peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and jelly's not good for you anyway. 0.72

00:35:05.000 Let's stop playing games.

00:35:06.000 Right.

00:35:06.000 Have it on a piece of white bread.

00:35:08.000 It's not good for you, but I also don't feel bad when I eat it, for some reason.

00:35:13.000 When we were in New York, we stopped at Katz's Deli.

00:35:15.000 Three o'clock in the morning, had a Reuben.

00:35:18.000 Oh my god, it was sensational.

00:35:20.000 It's that high.

00:35:21.000 It's just oozing with sauerkraut and sauce.

00:35:24.000 Do you think that's unnecessary, though?

00:35:26.000 It's perfect.

00:35:27.000 You don't have to have it that high. 1.00

00:35:29.000 Shut the fuck up, you communist. 1.00

00:35:31.000 Yeah, that's just crazy. 1.00

00:35:33.000 It's amazing.

00:35:33.000 Look, it was so good, dude.

00:35:35.000 Wow.

00:35:35.000 It was so good.

00:35:36.000 And it's just the fact that it's the same place every time you go back.

00:35:41.000 This guy that we've been going to, every time we go to this one meat cutter, like the way Cantor's works, or excuse me, the way Katz's works.

00:35:48.000 Cantor's my favorite spot in L.A. The way Katz's works, you get a ticket when you walk in, and then you get a bunch of things punched on the ticket, then you pay on the way out the door.

00:35:59.000 Well, when you walk up to the meat cutter, you give the guy your ticket, tell him what you want, he writes down on the ticket, he gives you a little slice of pastrami to try.

00:36:09.000 This guy's been the same guy we've been going to for a decade.

00:36:12.000 And finally we had a conversation with him.

00:36:14.000 And he goes, I'm celebrating 33 years here.

00:36:17.000 I'm like, 33 years?

00:36:19.000 Like, he started there when he was a kid.

00:36:20.000 Wow.

00:36:21.000 Yeah.

00:36:22.000 What a life.

00:36:23.000 Can you imagine your whole life working at the same, like, food place?

00:36:28.000 Probably long-ass hours, too.

00:36:30.000 That's the place.

00:36:31.000 That's so crazy.

00:36:32.000 Classic.

00:36:33.000 It's nice.

00:36:34.000 It's so classic. 0.98

00:36:35.000 And it's been the same interior since, like, you know, the fucking early 1900s. 0.96

00:36:40.000 It's just an amazing place. 0.96

00:36:43.000 It's a real, like, New York staple.

00:36:46.000 And all those guys that are working behind the counter, the meat cutters, if you see the meat cutters in there, those guys are all, like, classic New York characters.

00:36:55.000 I can already imagine what they look like.

00:36:58.000 Yeah.

00:36:59.000 Why is there not a picture of them?

00:37:00.000 It's just the food and people eating there.

00:37:03.000 Whatever.

00:37:04.000 It's awesome. 0.99

00:37:06.000 Old spots like that are the shit. 0.99

00:37:08.000 There's something about old places. 0.99

00:37:11.000 Like that's one of the things about the club that we have. 0.99

00:37:15.000 There's something about that old ass building. 0.99

00:37:17.000 It's amazing. 0.99

00:37:18.000 That building's got like a personality.

00:37:20.000 I was watching a documentary about that place, your place, a couple weeks ago when it was still a movie theater.

00:37:26.000 And like they were in the projection room.

00:37:27.000 And I guess that projection room would be where...

00:37:29.000 Around where the green room is.

00:37:32.000 It is the green room.

00:37:32.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:37:33.000 And so it was really cool seeing it and seeing the differences and stuff.

00:37:36.000 One thing, did you guys put in the spaceship when you walk into the lobby or was that already there?

00:37:41.000 Yeah, we put that in there.

00:37:42.000 Well, it's weird because I just played the other Alamo theater the other day.

00:37:46.000 They have an amazing little room in there and they have almost an exact replica of that spaceship On the second floor.

00:37:53.000 Like that it's crashed, right?

00:37:56.000 No, like the round...

00:37:58.000 Oh, yes.

00:37:59.000 It's because...

00:38:01.000 That's Richard too, right?

00:38:03.000 Is that Richard Weiss?

00:38:04.000 Did he design that?

00:38:05.000 I believe he did.

00:38:07.000 Oh, he did?

00:38:08.000 Because it's so familiar.

00:38:10.000 That's because that's the recreation of the Close Encounters of the Third Con scene, which is an amazing scene.

00:38:15.000 Remember that scene?

00:38:16.000 Yes.

00:38:17.000 See if you can find that scene. 0.98

00:38:18.000 I fucking love that scene. 0.98

00:38:19.000 That's such a good scene. 1.00

00:38:21.000 Goddamn, that was good. 0.80

00:38:22.000 When that big UFO just showed up and it was near Devil's Tower and took people aboard and aliens got out. 0.91

00:38:29.000 The mothership, that's what it was.

00:38:30.000 Yeah.

00:38:31.000 So when we started...

00:38:34.000 That's it. 1.00

00:38:35.000 Fuck. 1.00

00:38:36.000 Look at that. 1.00

00:38:37.000 Oh, give me some volume.

00:38:55.000 Give her six quavers, then pause.

00:38:59.000 She sends us four quavers, a group of five quavers, a group of four semi quavers. 0.91

00:39:08.000 This is such a good move, yeah.

00:39:16.000 We're communicating with UFOs through sound.

00:39:20.000 What are we saying to each other?

00:39:24.000 Seems they're trying to teach us a basic tonal vocabulary.

00:39:28.000 It's the first day of school, fellas.

00:39:43.000 Why would they play the tuba though?

00:39:45.000 If you're an alien, I think if they were to make that movie today, it would be like very synthetic sounds like EDM or something like that.

00:39:52.000 Yeah, for sure.

00:39:54.000 It wouldn't be like trumpets.

00:39:55.000 Back then they never predicted EDM. The closest they had was disco.

00:39:58.000 Yeah.

00:39:59.000 It was kind of EDM-ish.

00:40:00.000 Yeah, but better. 1.00

00:40:02.000 That fucking movie was amazing. 0.99

00:40:03.000 It would definitely sound like Skrillex. 1.00

00:40:05.000 Yeah.

00:40:06.000 Yeah, they have like keyboards and piano.

00:40:08.000 I wonder why they decided to do it this way, to have language be communicated through music and lights.

00:40:14.000 Yeah.

00:40:16.000 That's the 70s.

00:40:17.000 It's the 70s, man.

00:40:18.000 They didn't know any better.

00:40:21.000 Isn't it funny that even in today's science fiction movies, no one's on their phone?

00:40:26.000 Yeah.

00:40:28.000 There's an article I read about that.

00:40:30.000 I wonder if it's true.

00:40:31.000 They said it's not interesting to watch people on their phones.

00:40:34.000 It's definitely not, but it's also not realistic to not have people on their phones.

00:40:38.000 Is it a movie or is it on a movie?

00:40:40.000 It's true.

00:40:41.000 Only TV shows, people are on their phones.

00:40:44.000 I just rewatched Top Gun the other day.

00:40:46.000 Have you seen the original Top Gun in a while?

00:40:48.000 That doesn't really hold up very well, man.

00:40:50.000 There's a part where he's hitting on a girl and then he finds out that the girl is with her wife or boyfriend or something like that. 0.99

00:40:58.000 And so then he just starts watching her and she goes to the bathroom and he follows her into the bathroom and starts talking about how he wants to fuck her on the sink. 1.00

00:41:06.000 And it's just like how creepy Tom Cruise is just going into women's restrooms and then talking about fucking her on a sink and shit. 1.00

00:41:12.000 Wow. 1.00

00:41:14.000 Weird.

00:41:15.000 It was one of those movies my girlfriend's so young she hasn't seen, so I'm like, oh, you gotta see Top Gun.

00:41:19.000 And halfway through she's like, this is the cheesiest movie I've ever seen in my life.

00:41:22.000 I'm like, yeah, it is.

00:41:24.000 Those are the cocaine days.

00:41:25.000 They were doing cocaine in writing.

00:41:28.000 Yeah.

00:41:29.000 You know, that's like the Showgirls days. 0.69

00:41:31.000 Oh, yeah, for sure.

00:41:32.000 Showgirls is the best cocaine movie of all time.

00:41:35.000 She's with her husband herself.

00:41:36.000 He's like, ugh.

00:41:37.000 He's drinking his Bud Light, by the way.

00:41:39.000 He's a regular Budweiser.

00:41:40.000 He's a drink light.

00:41:41.000 And he goes to the ladies' room, and he's going to follow her. 0.96

00:41:44.000 Oh, my God.

00:41:45.000 Give me some volume on this.

00:41:49.000 He just met her. 0.78

00:41:50.000 What a creep.

00:41:51.000 He just met her.

00:41:54.000 It's a long cruise, wasn't it, Selah?

00:41:56.000 It's too long.

00:41:58.000 What do you want to do?

00:41:59.000 Just drop right down on the tile and go for it?

00:42:03.000 Actually, I had this counter in mind.

00:42:07.000 That would be very, very comfortable, yeah.

00:42:10.000 It could be.

00:42:14.000 Actually, I came in here to save you from making a big mistake with that old guy.

00:42:21.000 Really?

00:42:23.000 So I could go on to a bigger one with a young guy like yourself?

00:42:29.000 Maybe.

00:42:31.000 No. 1.00

00:42:32.000 This movie sucks. 1.00

00:42:33.000 I know. 1.00

00:42:34.000 And this is the woman's restroom. 1.00

00:42:36.000 He just met her two minutes before this.

00:42:39.000 This is so weird. 0.99

00:42:42.000 It's so weird that she's like, get the fuck out of here, you creep. 1.00

00:42:45.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:42:46.000 And then other women aren't in there shitting. 1.00

00:42:48.000 You know, like, the whole thing is just like, what the fuck is this? 1.00

00:42:52.000 What kind of writing is this? 0.98

00:42:53.000 And she went into the bathroom just to, like, look at her lip or something.

00:42:58.000 Like, she didn't even do anything in the bathroom, if you noticed. 1.00

00:43:00.000 Just want to reapply.

00:43:01.000 Reapply makeup.

00:43:03.000 Yeah.

00:43:04.000 The writer's strike's happening right now, right?

00:43:06.000 Mm-hmm. 0.98

00:43:06.000 So are all those late night talk shows fucked? 0.98

00:43:08.000 They're showing reruns and stuff, yeah. 0.98

00:43:11.000 Yeah.

00:43:11.000 That's hilarious.

00:43:12.000 They can't operate without writers?

00:43:13.000 Mm-mm.

00:43:15.000 I would just do AI. I'd be like...

00:43:17.000 How about just interview people?

00:43:19.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:43:20.000 Just bring people in.

00:43:21.000 You have to have writers.

00:43:22.000 Did you see the South Park episode they did with that?

00:43:24.000 No.

00:43:24.000 I think they had ChatGPT write an episode.

00:43:27.000 Oh, they did?

00:43:27.000 At the end it says, like, co-written by Trace Parker and ChatGPT.

00:43:31.000 Oh, no shit. 0.98

00:43:31.000 It might have been a joke making a joke about the whole thing. 0.98

00:43:34.000 Or they might have actually used ChatGPT to write a monologue.

00:43:37.000 You could have ChatGPT write a lot of monologue for Jimmy Fallon.

00:43:41.000 Oh, yeah.

00:43:42.000 Come on.

00:43:43.000 That would be easy.

00:43:46.000 You should type in the chat, GBT, make a romantic story summary between Joe Rogan and Jamie.

00:43:54.000 That would be easy.

00:43:55.000 Do it, Jamie.

00:43:56.000 It doesn't know who I am.

00:43:57.000 I've tried.

00:43:57.000 Oh, really?

00:43:59.000 It made up three people.

00:44:00.000 I asked who works on this show before.

00:44:02.000 It made up three names.

00:44:04.000 Michio Kaku had a very good point.

00:44:05.000 It scours the entire internet.

00:44:09.000 So it's like people write nonsense and lies.

00:44:12.000 It scoops up those nonsense and lies and throws it in there too.

00:44:15.000 It can't discern.

00:44:17.000 But it will be able to eventually.

00:44:20.000 Supposedly.

00:44:21.000 I heard that there's people that work behind the scenes on like ChatGBT and they're just like minimum wage like McDonald's workers.

00:44:27.000 What?

00:44:27.000 Yeah, there was an article that just came out yesterday about ChatGBT employs people to, I forget what they do, but they kind of like fact-checked or label the responses and they end up, they're only getting paid like $15 an hour or something.

00:44:42.000 I think this was, this might not be the same article, but I think this is how they were using it to program it maybe.

00:44:47.000 OpenAI used Kenyan workers for less than $2 per hour to make CHAP-GPT less toxic. 1.00

00:44:54.000 Less toxic? 0.64

00:44:56.000 There used to be a service a while ago, a long time ago, I forget what it's called, but you'd ask a question and people would answer for you and then respond sort of like cha-cha or some shit like that.

00:45:07.000 There's something super creepy about the fact that it's become totally normal for companies to use people in other countries that make almost no money to make things that they sell for thousands of dollars like iPhones.

00:45:22.000 Yeah.

00:45:22.000 It's so weird.

00:45:24.000 It's so weird that no one has shifted to manufacturing something like an iPhone in America. 0.89

00:45:30.000 No one has shifted to manufacturing all these things you see in these fucking creepy places where they're digging minerals out of the ground to make your phone. 0.75

00:45:42.000 Just one company. 0.97

00:45:43.000 One company.

00:45:44.000 Make everything here.

00:45:45.000 Pay everybody well. 0.97

00:45:46.000 Make me not feel like shit for buying a phone. 0.96

00:45:51.000 Is there a phone you can buy that's the most ethical phone? 0.99

00:45:54.000 Eh, not really. 0.99

00:45:56.000 Not unless you want a fucking cord plugged into the wall. 0.99

00:45:59.000 Right. 1.00

00:46:01.000 What's the most ethical phone?

00:46:05.000 Yeah.

00:46:05.000 There used to be that one.

00:46:06.000 Isn't there the Fairphone?

00:46:07.000 Is that like one?

00:46:08.000 There used to be that one.

00:46:09.000 Aren't they whack though?

00:46:10.000 The problem is they can't compete.

00:46:12.000 Yeah.

00:46:12.000 You also have to use Android.

00:46:14.000 Yeah.

00:46:15.000 I'll never use an iPhone.

00:46:17.000 Is there anybody that's more in a cult than the Android people? 1.00

00:46:21.000 Talking to Brian Simpson, I would have to agree with that.

00:46:23.000 Brian Simpson's ready to switch.

00:46:25.000 Oh, is he?

00:46:25.000 I work on him sometimes.

00:46:26.000 Oh, you work on him?

00:46:27.000 Yeah.

00:46:29.000 Let's just get him an Apple Watch and see what happens. 1.00

00:46:31.000 I do it 100% just to fuck with him. 1.00

00:46:35.000 I'm like, come on, bro. 1.00

00:46:36.000 Come over here, Blue. 0.96

00:46:37.000 You don't want to send green text anymore.

00:46:40.000 He's like, well, when they come up with a USB-C, maybe I'll do it.

00:46:43.000 That way I don't have to change all my chargers.

00:46:44.000 I go, yeah, that's the time.

00:46:46.000 That's the time.

00:46:47.000 You'll never go back.

00:46:48.000 I'm like, once you airdrop someone a video in like five seconds, and you realize like, oh, this is like perfect resolution.

00:46:55.000 It went through Bluetooth.

00:46:56.000 I don't even have to have Wi-Fi on.

00:46:58.000 Oh, great.

00:46:59.000 That's the best.

00:47:00.000 Bluetooth. 1.00

00:47:02.000 AirDrop is the shit. 0.99

00:47:03.000 And the fact that they can't share back and forth with Android, that alone keeps me from, you know... 0.99

00:47:10.000 I mean, how many times do we take photos and just AirDrop them to each other?

00:47:13.000 Yeah.

00:47:14.000 AirDrop's amazing.

00:47:15.000 It's amazing.

00:47:16.000 I use it all the time to do it to my computer.

00:47:18.000 Oh, they just announced yesterday that they're bringing Final Cut Pro and Logic to the iPad, which is insane.

00:47:26.000 Like, you could edit ProRes video on an iPad now.

00:47:31.000 Well, the processing power is so good now.

00:47:33.000 It's crazy that that thin little thing has amazing battery life, crazy processing power.

00:47:40.000 Final Cut Pro on an iMac.

00:47:41.000 Yeah.

00:47:42.000 Or on an iPad.

00:47:43.000 But the bad thing is, I think about, like, you know, when I edit Kill Tony and, you know, all that stuff, there's no way that that has enough storage space on that iPad to do all that.

00:47:53.000 Don't they have a terabyte?

00:47:54.000 Yeah.

00:47:54.000 You get a terabyte.

00:47:55.000 The biggest one's two, maybe?

00:47:58.000 Maybe.

00:47:58.000 And I don't know if you can plug a, if plugging a hard drive in works the way it should on a laptop.

00:48:03.000 Just put it all in the cloud, Brian.

00:48:05.000 No.

00:48:05.000 Put everything in the cloud.

00:48:07.000 We'll take care of you up here.

00:48:09.000 Come on. 1.00

00:48:10.000 All you dick pics. 1.00

00:48:12.000 Up here in the clouds. 0.99

00:48:13.000 No, instead I have a closet of hundreds of hard drives.

00:48:17.000 Remember when we used to take them to the range and shoot them?

00:48:19.000 Yeah, that was fun, dude.

00:48:20.000 That was a lot of fun.

00:48:21.000 I need to do that again.

00:48:22.000 I still need to get a gun.

00:48:24.000 I'm going tomorrow.

00:48:25.000 Oh, yeah?

00:48:25.000 Do you want to go to the range?

00:48:26.000 Let's go shoot guns. 0.91

00:48:27.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:48:29.000 Yeah.

00:48:29.000 What kind of gun do you want?

00:48:30.000 I'll get you a gun.

00:48:31.000 I was thinking a Glock 17 or Glock 19 or something. 1.00

00:48:36.000 That fucking John Wick gun. 1.00

00:48:37.000 What's a John Wick gun? 1.00

00:48:39.000 You gotta see a badass gun. 0.98

00:48:41.000 I don't really like guns that much, but that gun looked fucking sweet. 0.97

00:48:43.000 The pistol you mean? 0.97

00:48:44.000 Yeah.

00:48:44.000 Yeah, I got one of those.

00:48:45.000 What is it?

00:48:46.000 I don't know.

00:48:47.000 Terran Tactical.

00:48:47.000 Sweet.

00:48:48.000 Go to Terran Tactical's Instagram picture.

00:48:50.000 Oh, I want to see what that is.

00:48:51.000 It's a 211. And why is it when girls shoot guns at gun ranges, they're always hot as fuck? 1.00

00:48:58.000 That's just on Instagram. 0.99

00:48:59.000 If you go to the place where I go, there's some burly ladies. 1.00

00:49:02.000 Okay.

00:49:03.000 There's some stout women. 1.00

00:49:05.000 Yeah, there's also the shotgun he has.

00:49:07.000 I think it's also Taryn's gun.

00:49:08.000 That's the Glock.

00:49:09.000 That's the.34.

00:49:11.000 So that's what Taryn Tactical does.

00:49:14.000 That's the pit viper. 0.96

00:49:15.000 That's the one that I have.

00:49:16.000 That's the shoot.

00:49:16.000 That looks great.

00:49:18.000 That is the smoothest, flattest shooting gun.

00:49:20.000 That thing is so nice.

00:49:23.000 Wow, show the shotgun to her now. 0.89

00:49:25.000 Yeah.

00:49:27.000 In action, no spoiler alert, but the shotgun in the movie was cool.

00:49:31.000 Yeah, I can't wait to see the movie.

00:49:33.000 It comes out on streaming sometime in June, apparently.

00:49:36.000 So I'll wait.

00:49:37.000 Yeah.

00:49:37.000 I can't go to the movie theater.

00:49:38.000 I can't either.

00:49:39.000 Dude, I didn't even see Avatar yet.

00:49:41.000 Oh, Avatar.

00:49:42.000 I saw Avatar in the movie theater.

00:49:43.000 I took my kids, though.

00:49:44.000 We were on vacation.

00:49:45.000 We went to see it.

00:49:46.000 It was great.

00:49:47.000 Yeah.

00:49:47.000 It's great.

00:49:48.000 We didn't even see it in IMAX. We didn't see it 3D. It was awesome.

00:49:52.000 Wow.

00:49:52.000 Those movies are great.

00:49:53.000 It just sucks. 0.97

00:49:54.000 It takes them 15 years to make one. 0.99

00:49:56.000 Mm-hmm.

00:49:57.000 But he's on the process of...

00:49:58.000 They filmed a bunch in a row, right?

00:50:01.000 Yeah, there's another one coming out like a year or two or something like that, I thought.

00:50:03.000 Yeah?

00:50:04.000 I thought.

00:50:05.000 He didn't want the kids to age, weirdly. 1.00

00:50:07.000 He's a crazy fuck, that James Cameron, but he knocks it out of the park. 0.99

00:50:11.000 Did you see the Mario movie? 1.00

00:50:12.000 No.

00:50:13.000 Was it good?

00:50:14.000 I heard it was fun.

00:50:15.000 It's a fun movie.

00:50:16.000 Anything that's in the movie theater, I'm not seeing.

00:50:18.000 Yeah.

00:50:19.000 I wait till it gets on streaming.

00:50:20.000 It's not that long.

00:50:21.000 Yeah.

00:50:22.000 I can wait a few months. 1.00

00:50:23.000 There's plenty of shit to watch. 1.00

00:50:24.000 Me too. 1.00

00:50:24.000 Are you watching Succession? 1.00

00:50:26.000 No.

00:50:27.000 Do you watch it at all? 1.00

00:50:27.000 I don't watch any of those shit. 1.00

00:50:28.000 I watched that new Asian show with Margaret... 1.00

00:50:33.000 What is it?

00:50:33.000 Beef.

00:50:34.000 Yeah.

00:50:35.000 That's awesome.

00:50:35.000 David Show.

00:50:36.000 Yeah.

00:50:37.000 That's amazing.

00:50:38.000 Is it? 0.99

00:50:38.000 It's fucking great. 0.99

00:50:39.000 It's easy to watch. 0.98

00:50:40.000 The characters are all awesome.

00:50:42.000 David's awesome in it.

00:50:43.000 Yeah, I've heard it's really good. 1.00

00:50:45.000 David's the shit. 1.00

00:50:46.000 I love that dude. 1.00

00:50:47.000 He's so nuts. 0.95

00:50:48.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:50:49.000 He's great, man.

00:50:50.000 He said he was thinking about moving here last time.

00:50:52.000 He wants to.

00:50:52.000 He wants to move here.

00:50:53.000 Yeah.

00:50:55.000 Yeah, I brought him to the club and toured him around. 0.99

00:50:59.000 He's like, God damn. 0.99

00:51:00.000 I'm like, yeah, it's paradise. 1.00

00:51:02.000 Yeah, he grilled my girlfriend because she's Asian. 1.00

00:51:06.000 He goes, you're who I want to talk about.

00:51:08.000 Yeah, he's funny.

00:51:09.000 Is this good for an Asian place? 1.00

00:51:09.000 He's like, where can I get real fucking kimchi? 1.00

00:51:12.000 Real fucking dirty, you know, buried in the backyard kimchi. 1.00

00:51:16.000 He loves that. 1.00

00:51:17.000 Kimchi, man.

00:51:18.000 Kimchi and meat. 1.00

00:51:19.000 What a fucking great combo that is. 0.99

00:51:21.000 Elk meat and kimchi. 0.99

00:51:22.000 I've never had elk meat and kimchi, but I love kimchi.

00:51:24.000 Have you had elk meat before?

00:51:26.000 Just that one time you gave me some.

00:51:28.000 It was amazing.

00:51:29.000 Did you cook it?

00:51:30.000 Or did I cook it for you?

00:51:31.000 I think you cooked it for me.

00:51:32.000 I brought it.

00:51:33.000 I should have everybody over for a barbecue.

00:51:35.000 It's getting hot. 0.98

00:51:36.000 We should do a fucking daytime comics barbecue at my place. 0.99

00:51:39.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:51:40.000 That'd be fun.

00:51:41.000 You know who can cook?

00:51:42.000 Dono Rawlings.

00:51:43.000 Yeah.

00:51:44.000 Donnell can cook.

00:51:45.000 He can really cook.

00:51:46.000 Like, I haven't experienced it perfectly, but I've seen some of the photos, personally rather, but I've seen some of the photos, and Dave talks about it, he's like, he can cook.

00:51:53.000 Like, really barbecue. 0.99

00:51:55.000 He knows his shit. 1.00

00:51:56.000 Like, he gets, like, real intense about it, too. 1.00

00:51:58.000 Motherfucker, I can cook! 1.00

00:51:59.000 I can cook! 1.00

00:51:59.000 I'm like, okay. 1.00

00:52:00.000 I believe you.

00:52:01.000 I believe you.

00:52:03.000 He's hilarious.

00:52:03.000 Yeah, we should do that.

00:52:04.000 We should have like a comedian's barbecue.

00:52:06.000 That's what I want to do one of these days.

00:52:10.000 The ultimate goal for the podcast is a ranch. 0.96

00:52:14.000 To have a ranch where we can go and fucking launch missiles and drive ATVs and have a pond to fish in. 0.81

00:52:21.000 I want to have an outdoor amphitheater. 0.99

00:52:23.000 I want to have a place where we can go and we can do all kinds of wild shit. 0.93

00:52:28.000 Not just sit down and have a podcast, but have a podcast on a fishing boat. 1.00

00:52:34.000 Just fuck around. 1.00

00:52:36.000 Have some fun. 1.00

00:52:37.000 That sounds awesome.

00:52:38.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:52:39.000 We need to fuck around more. 1.00

00:52:42.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:52:43.000 Like, we're getting older, Brian.

00:52:45.000 We don't have much time left.

00:52:47.000 I failed my eye test at the DMV the other day.

00:52:50.000 Did you really?

00:52:50.000 Yeah.

00:52:51.000 Oh, no.

00:52:52.000 So getting your license out here or getting anything done with the DMV out here is completely insane.

00:52:58.000 You have to get your car inspected every year, even if it's brand new, even if it's electric.

00:53:02.000 There's all these extra things.

00:53:04.000 And the DMV was no different.

00:53:05.000 I had to, like, do all this stuff.

00:53:07.000 And finally, I get down to the eye exam test.

00:53:10.000 He's like, all right, read the bottom line. 0.99

00:53:12.000 And I couldn't fucking read it. 0.91

00:53:14.000 I said like, and he goes, there's no numbers in this. 1.00

00:53:16.000 And I'm like, oh shit. 0.99

00:53:17.000 Because I was like, one, five, H. You know? 0.99

00:53:20.000 You were just blurry?

00:53:21.000 Yeah.

00:53:21.000 And he goes, do you have glasses?

00:53:22.000 And I'm like, yeah, I have glasses at home, but they're not that powerful.

00:53:25.000 And he goes, you have to go home and get them.

00:53:26.000 So he made me drive all the way home like 30 minutes and come all the way back.

00:53:29.000 And then I put on the glasses and this other guy takes out this other piece of paper and doesn't make me read the bottom, makes me read the middle.

00:53:35.000 And he goes, I'm like, oh, I just have to read the middle?

00:53:37.000 And he's like, yeah.

00:53:38.000 And I passed immediately.

00:53:39.000 And I was like, wait, why did this guy make me read like the very bottom from like...

00:53:42.000 He doesn't like you.

00:53:43.000 Yeah.

00:53:44.000 Maybe he's a Kill Tony fan.

00:53:45.000 He's mad at you.

00:53:46.000 Yeah, maybe.

00:53:49.000 He's on the Reddit forum.

00:53:51.000 Yeah, the regulations out here for that are a little stricter.

00:53:55.000 It is weird.

00:53:57.000 I hate the inspection thing, because they look at your tent, they look at everything.

00:54:01.000 Yeah, it's okay.

00:54:03.000 It doesn't bother me that much.

00:54:05.000 It's weird how much more free you are with other stuff, though.

00:54:09.000 Like, even in the city of Austin, getting the club open was a breeze.

00:54:13.000 I mean, there was some stuff we had to go through, but everybody was really pleasant to deal with.

00:54:18.000 No problems, you know?

00:54:21.000 People are excited that comedy's here.

00:54:23.000 That's one of the cool things about it.

00:54:24.000 It's like the town itself.

00:54:26.000 I met the mayor the other day. 1.00

00:54:27.000 He's cool as shit. 0.98

00:54:29.000 And they're all excited that we're here. 0.99

00:54:31.000 It's fun.

00:54:32.000 It's great.

00:54:33.000 It's a new thing to have a whole comedy community to set up shop.

00:54:40.000 Literally, a giant chunk of the comedy store is here.

00:54:43.000 Just setting up shop.

00:54:44.000 Holtzman is here now.

00:54:45.000 My favorite thing is every week, who's in town this week?

00:54:49.000 It's kind of like we get our own comics coming to us.

00:54:53.000 It's kind of like it's fun.

00:54:54.000 Yeah, it's like our own little festival.

00:54:56.000 Yeah.

00:54:56.000 Yeah, so we're flying people in, like Ian Edwards was here last weekend, and it's like Russell Peters was here the weekend before that.

00:55:02.000 It's fucking great. 0.68

00:55:03.000 Harlan Williams is here. 0.99

00:55:05.000 Yeah, he killed it.

00:55:06.000 Yeah, he's hilarious.

00:55:07.000 He's such a good dude, too.

00:55:09.000 If you don't like Harlan, who doesn't like Harlan?

00:55:12.000 Have you ever heard a bad word said about that guy ever?

00:55:15.000 No.

00:55:15.000 Never.

00:55:16.000 No.

00:55:16.000 Never.

00:55:17.000 Because he's the good kind of funny.

00:55:18.000 He's the sweetest guy on earth.

00:55:20.000 He's so nice to everyone.

00:55:23.000 Always.

00:55:24.000 Always has been.

00:55:25.000 I've known Harlan for like 30 years.

00:55:27.000 He's always been that guy.

00:55:29.000 Hey, buttercup. 0.94

00:55:30.000 He's always been like super friendly to everyone.

00:55:34.000 Managers, waitresses, staff. 0.99

00:55:37.000 He's just a nice fucking guy. 1.00

00:55:39.000 Funny as shit. 1.00

00:55:41.000 Always been that guy, too. 0.99

00:55:42.000 So nice that someone could, like, make it and show business.

00:55:45.000 And just be the sweetest guy.

00:55:48.000 You know?

00:55:49.000 No worries at all.

00:55:51.000 Yeah, so having guys like that, like, come in every week is amazing.

00:55:55.000 Jessica Curzon was here the other day.

00:55:56.000 She did a couple of shows.

00:55:59.000 Joey came by.

00:56:00.000 I wish Joey would have stayed longer.

00:56:02.000 Joey's so crazy.

00:56:04.000 He only did one set.

00:56:05.000 It's so funny, like, Joey was supposed to do, he goes, I'm gonna do the 10 o'clock show.

00:56:09.000 I go, 2 to 7 too.

00:56:11.000 Come on, Joey. 1.00

00:56:12.000 Go up there and fuck these people up. 1.00

00:56:14.000 Come on. 1.00

00:56:15.000 Because he hasn't really been doing that much stand-up.

00:56:17.000 And so he had to get himself worked up, right?

00:56:19.000 He got worked up.

00:56:20.000 He got really angry right before.

00:56:21.000 He gets angry at us.

00:56:23.000 You know? 0.98

00:56:24.000 He fucking loved the fact that his quote is on the wall, though, in neon. 1.00

00:56:27.000 Get it together, bitch. 1.00

00:56:29.000 How many times did he say that to us? 1.00

00:56:30.000 Get it together, bitch. 1.00

00:56:31.000 Get it together. 1.00

00:56:32.000 He fucking probably said that a thousand times. 0.99

00:56:35.000 Every time you're about to go on stage. 1.00

00:56:36.000 Get it together, Red Band.

00:56:38.000 Come on. 1.00

00:56:38.000 Get it together, bitch. 1.00

00:56:39.000 Let's go. 1.00

00:56:40.000 Let's go, cocksucker. 1.00

00:56:43.000 Science. 1.00

00:56:43.000 Yeah, so he was here. 1.00

00:56:44.000 Dave Smith was here.

00:56:46.000 The boy Ari and Shane and Norman are coming by this week.

00:56:49.000 Oh, my God.

00:56:50.000 Oh, that's great.

00:56:51.000 Next week, brother. 0.99

00:56:52.000 We're going to have so much fucking fun. 0.95

00:56:54.000 It's been amazing, man. 0.96

00:56:56.000 It's like a dream.

00:56:57.000 Like, when you're in that place and you're hanging out in the green room, like, this place is perfect.

00:57:01.000 Yeah.

00:57:01.000 Everything's perfect.

00:57:03.000 Yeah, I've been hanging out a lot more now.

00:57:05.000 Ever since it opened, I was like, this is what I missed.

00:57:07.000 This hang is what I missed.

00:57:10.000 The clubhouse.

00:57:12.000 Getting to talk shop.

00:57:14.000 Me and Tony and Sarah and Cam were just sitting in a booth last night just laughing and talking shop.

00:57:20.000 Just talking about gigs and bits and this and that and travel and Remember this time and that time, and oh my god. 0.99

00:57:28.000 It's fucking... 0.96

00:57:29.000 That camaraderie that you get from a home base is what I've missed so much. 0.99

00:57:34.000 And now I feel like we have it more than we ever had it before.

00:57:38.000 More than the store, even.

00:57:40.000 You know, it's like the store's back bar on steroids.

00:57:45.000 And then when everybody goes down there and the music is awesome and everybody's happy, just such a great environment, man.

00:57:51.000 You guys have one of the best staffs also.

00:57:53.000 There's not like one bad staff member.

00:57:55.000 Everyone's just solid.

00:57:57.000 No, they're great.

00:57:58.000 Well, because we brought so many people from the store, and then Carrie just took care of all, you know, she just knows how to handle stuff. 1.00

00:58:05.000 She's the best. 0.99

00:58:06.000 It's just, fuck, it's amazing. 1.00

00:58:08.000 It just, it feels like a dream, like, while you're there, like, how is this real? 1.00

00:58:12.000 How did we do it? 0.96

00:58:14.000 And especially for us, because we talked about doing it for, like, two fucking years, you know? 0.97

00:58:19.000 It's like, for two years, everybody was, like, mocking us. 0.96

00:58:22.000 Like, when's your club opening?

00:58:24.000 I'm like, it takes time.

00:58:26.000 It takes time, okay? 0.93

00:58:27.000 It's not that fucking easy. 0.97

00:58:29.000 It takes time. 0.66

00:58:31.000 And you've done so much to that place, though.

00:58:34.000 There was a lot of construction.

00:58:36.000 Lowering the ceiling, I heard, took an extra two months just for that, you know?

00:58:41.000 Well, that was after Louis came by.

00:58:43.000 Louis came by, and he gave me some really good pointers, a really good piece of advice.

00:58:50.000 I should just say direction, because I just did everything he said.

00:58:53.000 You know, he's like, this stage is too big.

00:58:55.000 Should we make this stage smaller?

00:58:56.000 I was like, you're right.

00:58:56.000 Why is it so big?

00:58:57.000 Yeah, okay, it's good.

00:58:58.000 So this is like while construction was going on. 0.98

00:59:00.000 They had to cut into the rebar and shit. 0.92

00:59:02.000 Okay, we're going to make this two feet shorter on each side. 0.98

00:59:05.000 I think we made it four feet shorter on each side.

00:59:07.000 Of the stage?

00:59:08.000 Yeah, the little boy.

00:59:09.000 The little room.

00:59:11.000 And so then he said, and the ceiling was already low in the little room.

00:59:15.000 He said, lower it even more.

00:59:16.000 Because all the ceilings, the way the Alamo Drafthouse was, it was a movie theater.

00:59:21.000 So it was set up like a movie theater.

00:59:22.000 It's like stage, you know, like concert stadium seating.

00:59:25.000 And so what we did is we lifted the floor up.

00:59:29.000 In both rooms.

00:59:30.000 So it's flat now, flat across, and then we lowered the ceiling as well.

00:59:35.000 So we just made it just cozy.

00:59:38.000 Best sound system ever.

00:59:40.000 Yeah, it's perfect.

00:59:41.000 It's so amazing.

00:59:41.000 It's perfect.

00:59:42.000 And it's like one of those things where when comics experience it, they realize like, oh, this is the optimum environment for doing the art.

00:59:52.000 For being around the comics, having fun, all fucking around together and having a really good time and the audience has a great time. 0.69

01:00:01.000 It's magic. 0.66

01:00:03.000 It's like everything I could have ever hoped it would be.

01:00:05.000 It really is.

01:00:06.000 And I'm glad that you're right next door, too. 0.85

01:00:09.000 It's fucking awesome. 0.92

01:00:10.000 It's awesome to have so many clothes. 0.98

01:00:11.000 Because even people that are staffed there, those folks that work the door, those folks are all stand-ups.

01:00:19.000 So if they have a spot, like at the Creek in the Cave at 9.30, they can punch out and go do their spot and then come back and punch back in.

01:00:28.000 And that's, it's amazing because like, you know, I did the secret show and half your staff is on the show when they're wearing their comedy, like everyone's wearing the same staff shirts, you know?

01:00:38.000 And that's a good thing because that's, that would never, that's never heard of if any comedy club, like in LA, they would never let you like clock out at the laugh factory to go do a spot at the improv.

01:00:48.000 Are you kidding me?

01:00:49.000 You know, that would never happen.

01:00:50.000 So that's what, there almost needs to be a position that all the clubs pay for, like a Yoni or somebody that goes in between each one and goes, hurry, you have three minutes to go back to work.

01:00:58.000 Right.

01:01:01.000 Well, we're trying to set it up for new talent, too.

01:01:06.000 The big thing that Burr and I actually talked about this is the big mistake that a lot of these big clubs did is they stopped doing open mics because you don't ever develop any local talent.

01:01:16.000 You've got to bite the bullet on those nights, and you've got to have two nights of amateurs.

01:01:20.000 Right.

01:01:21.000 I think Two Nights is the way to do it.

01:01:22.000 That's how the store did it. 0.63

01:01:24.000 And I think, you know, the development process here is probably going to be more accelerated.

01:01:31.000 Because you have more opportunities for sets.

01:01:33.000 There's sets all around town.

01:01:35.000 There's sets all around that block.

01:01:37.000 And you're going to get to see, like, top flight comics who come into town.

01:01:41.000 Which is big for, like, young comics to see good comics.

01:01:45.000 It's very important.

01:01:46.000 For me, like, growing up in Boston especially, starting out there, I was so lucky to be able to see guys that are already, like, really good.

01:01:55.000 Because if you're in a spot like, you know, some city where there's not that much...

01:02:00.000 When you start your own open mic night, like, who are you...

01:02:02.000 Who are you working with?

01:02:04.000 There's no one there.

01:02:05.000 It's hard to develop unless there's other comics to compare to and watch.

01:02:12.000 Absolutely.

01:02:13.000 And that doesn't happen in a lot of these corporate clubs and cities where they just have a wacky comedy club.

01:02:19.000 You can't just hang out there.

01:02:21.000 They won't let you just hang out there as a young comic and watch movies.

01:02:24.000 Also, people kind of know what you're doing.

01:02:26.000 They'll come in if Shane Gillis is in town.

01:02:28.000 They'll come in if Rich Voss is in town.

01:02:30.000 They'll come in and pay.

01:02:32.000 But they're not going to be there all the time. 0.98

01:02:35.000 But to set it up the way that we set it up, who the fuck's going to do that? 0.96

01:02:41.000 Nobody's going to do that. 0.92

01:02:43.000 We also, at Sunset, we have open mics on the day of Kill Tony.

01:02:49.000 We'll have, before Kill Tony starts, we'll have one-minute mics.

01:02:52.000 So people can go in there and just try a minute real quick before they go sign up for Kill Tony.

01:02:57.000 That's good.

01:02:57.000 Because if you do get a chance to do Kill Tony, you already warmed it up.

01:03:01.000 Yeah.

01:03:02.000 That's good.

01:03:03.000 And to test out the timing, too.

01:03:04.000 A lot of people think a minute, you know.

01:03:06.000 Well, you have a good place, too, if a big comic wants to come, too, because you have 500 seats.

01:03:11.000 Yeah.

01:03:11.000 Yeah, we can go up pretty high in that place.

01:03:13.000 Right now, we only have it, like, at 200, 300 if we need to.

01:03:18.000 Oh, so you have it, like, modular?

01:03:19.000 Yeah, we have it.

01:03:20.000 So they take the seats out and make it how many ever tickets are.

01:03:23.000 Oh, nice.

01:03:24.000 To make it a little bit more intimate and stuff.

01:03:26.000 That's good.

01:03:27.000 Spread it out and stuff.

01:03:27.000 It's a good space, though.

01:03:29.000 It's a good space for stand-up.

01:03:31.000 There's a speakeasy right below it, which is so weird.

01:03:34.000 There's this light in the alley, and if the light's on, that means it's open.

01:03:38.000 And if you go down our back stairs, you'll just see this door, and it's like, what's in that door?

01:03:44.000 You open that door, and it's just this underground bar that looks like it's in the 80s, and it's really trippy.

01:03:50.000 And it's so interesting that there's...

01:03:52.000 Really?

01:03:52.000 How big is it?

01:03:54.000 It's pretty decent.

01:03:55.000 It's about the size of a Subway sandwich place or something.

01:03:58.000 You know what I mean?

01:03:59.000 It's like...

01:04:00.000 Yeah, it's interesting though.

01:04:01.000 The speakeasy business in this town is very interesting.

01:04:05.000 There's a lot of secret bars.

01:04:06.000 Yeah.

01:04:07.000 How does that work?

01:04:08.000 It's like they're private clubs so they can get away from staying openly.

01:04:11.000 Right.

01:04:12.000 There's one down the street from us called like VCR Repair or something like that.

01:04:16.000 You know what I'm talking about?

01:04:17.000 Floppy Disk Repair.

01:04:18.000 And it looks like a computer store or something like Floppy Disk Repair.

01:04:21.000 They get the code to get in every day.

01:04:23.000 They change it.

01:04:24.000 Yeah.

01:04:24.000 Really?

01:04:24.000 If you go into a different bar, I think it's like the garage bar, which isn't a parking garage.

01:04:28.000 It's like, what's... 0.97

01:04:30.000 Why is there a bar in the middle of this fucking parking garage or whatever? 0.96

01:04:32.000 And you go inside and you're like, hey, what's the code to the other bar? 0.98

01:04:35.000 They might tell you, they might not.

01:04:37.000 There's another way to get it too, I read, but I've never been in it.

01:04:40.000 What's in the floppy disk bar?

01:04:42.000 Oh, show the picture of it if you can.

01:04:43.000 I've never been inside of it because I always thought it was like, what is going on here?

01:04:47.000 This is like a rug store in Glendale.

01:04:48.000 This is a money front.

01:04:50.000 Like, who's going to get floppy disks repaired?

01:04:53.000 A rug store in Glendale.

01:04:54.000 Yeah, that's the outside.

01:04:54.000 Like, look at this.

01:04:55.000 Like, what?

01:04:56.000 That's a bar.

01:04:57.000 Oh, wow.

01:04:58.000 There's the secret door kind of thing.

01:05:00.000 Huh.

01:05:01.000 That's a bar.

01:05:02.000 It's like swings.

01:05:03.000 So it's just a bar with...

01:05:04.000 Special weird drinks.

01:05:05.000 Hmm.

01:05:06.000 Okay.

01:05:07.000 I can't really see a lot of pictures of that anyway.

01:05:08.000 Alrighty.

01:05:10.000 There's a lot of those in Austin, though.

01:05:12.000 It's weird.

01:05:13.000 It's fun down there.

01:05:14.000 Yeah.

01:05:14.000 There you go.

01:05:14.000 A lot of secrets.

01:05:16.000 Like swings as the seats.

01:05:17.000 You've done that...

01:05:19.000 What is that?

01:05:20.000 Spider Ballroom?

01:05:21.000 Oh yeah, the Spider Ballroom.

01:05:22.000 They do stand up there sometimes?

01:05:24.000 Yeah, they do a lot of shows there.

01:05:26.000 That's a nice little stage.

01:05:28.000 That's a dope looking room.

01:05:29.000 Yeah.

01:05:30.000 They sold, I think the owners sold it to a new owner, and so it's not the exact same as it used to be.

01:05:36.000 It used to have a lot more charm.

01:05:38.000 There was an old piano outside that had been weathered down by weather, and they used to have this really cool courtyard with all this really cool stuff, and it looks like somebody just kind of cleaned it up now.

01:05:48.000 So it's still pretty cool though.

01:05:50.000 Have you done the Velveeta yet?

01:05:52.000 No.

01:05:53.000 Velveeta's across the street from Vulcan, kind of.

01:05:56.000 Ron said there's another room across the street, too, called the Green Room.

01:05:59.000 He said it's like 70 seats.

01:06:01.000 Oh, I haven't even heard of that.

01:06:02.000 Yeah, me neither.

01:06:03.000 I've been going there for 20 years.

01:06:04.000 What?

01:06:06.000 Yeah.

01:06:07.000 So there's apparently another spot there, too.

01:06:10.000 Ask the locals. 0.99

01:06:11.000 There's all sorts of mics that are going on all over the fucking place. 0.97

01:06:15.000 Yeah, I showed you pictures of that Alamo I did the other day. 0.99

01:06:17.000 It was like being in a circus.

01:06:18.000 It was the coolest room ever.

01:06:20.000 I think Richard did those too.

01:06:22.000 The guy who did our place, we got the same architect who did the remodel for the Alamo Drafthouse.

01:06:28.000 So the same guy that did the Close Encounters thing...

01:06:31.000 That beautiful thing.

01:06:32.000 All these Alamos are all themes.

01:06:35.000 They all have different themes, like the theme from The Shining.

01:06:38.000 You know when there's the one where it's the carpet with the big wheel in the middle of it?

01:06:42.000 He did all those.

01:06:43.000 That's awesome.

01:06:43.000 Yeah.

01:06:44.000 Kind of like fries.

01:06:45.000 Remember fries?

01:06:46.000 Exactly, like fries.

01:06:48.000 He also did...

01:06:49.000 The RZA has a bar in Staten Island called The Flying Guillotine.

01:06:54.000 And it's like a kung fu themed bar.

01:07:01.000 Because, you know, Wu-Tang, they're all into Kung Fu.

01:07:04.000 And that's why it's called The Flying Guillotine, because I think The Flying Guillotine was a Kung Fu movie.

01:07:10.000 Have you been to that Wu-Tang-inspired restaurant here in Austin?

01:07:14.000 No.

01:07:15.000 What is it?

01:07:16.000 You know what it's called, Jamie?

01:07:18.000 Danny Brown took me to it, and it's something Wu-Tang.

01:07:22.000 It's a restaurant, and they only play Wu-Tang the whole time you're there and stuff, but it's like a Chinese restaurant.

01:07:29.000 Wu Chow?

01:07:30.000 Yeah.

01:07:30.000 Wu Chow?

01:07:31.000 Wu Chow.

01:07:31.000 Wu Chow's not Wu-Tang inspired.

01:07:33.000 That's what Danny Brown told me.

01:07:35.000 I don't know about that.

01:07:35.000 Danny Brown told me that?

01:07:36.000 Yeah, because they played Wu-Tang the whole time.

01:07:40.000 They play all kinds of music there.

01:07:40.000 No, I don't know.

01:07:41.000 On Danny Brown's truck.

01:07:42.000 Yeah, maybe he was.

01:07:43.000 Maybe I misheard him, but that was a while ago.

01:07:47.000 But yeah, he took me to that place at school.

01:07:49.000 Yeah, Wu Chow's great.

01:07:51.000 That's TK's place.

01:07:53.000 CK, he also owns that omakase sushi place, Toshikon.

01:08:00.000 Have you been there?

01:08:01.000 No.

01:08:01.000 Oh my god, it's amazing.

01:08:03.000 There's some good spots.

01:08:04.000 Yeah, maybe CK was there and they were just playing Wu-Tang.

01:08:07.000 Yeah, maybe.

01:08:08.000 Because last time I was there, they were playing all kinds of music.

01:08:11.000 But the Chinese food here is legit too.

01:08:13.000 Yes.

01:08:14.000 Have you eaten at Lin?

01:08:15.000 No.

01:08:16.000 Lynn is legit.

01:08:17.000 Lynn, I think she started at Wuchow and then left to start her own place. 0.72

01:08:21.000 Where's it at?

01:08:22.000 It's off 6th.

01:08:24.000 Yeah, it's great.

01:08:27.000 Yeah, I'm up there, man.

01:08:28.000 I'm up north, so I don't really...

01:08:29.000 I haven't gone to a lot of stuff.

01:08:31.000 You're out where you hear gunshots at night.

01:08:32.000 Oh, yeah.

01:08:34.000 There's a bobcat that lives in my backyard.

01:08:37.000 Yeah, coyotes don't howl in your neck of the woods.

01:08:40.000 They get shot.

01:08:41.000 Yeah, sidetracked.

01:08:41.000 Old video I saw, but maybe it's new.

01:08:44.000 There's a family walking through the jungle, I guess, and a mountain lion or jaguar or whatever just pops up right next to them.

01:08:51.000 Little kids.

01:08:51.000 Two little kids, guide, mom.

01:08:53.000 They just freeze.

01:08:54.000 Have you seen that?

01:08:55.000 No.

01:08:55.000 Okay.

01:08:57.000 Where is it?

01:08:58.000 I couldn't tell.

01:08:59.000 I thought as you were saying it, I was like, maybe this is a really old video.

01:09:01.000 I felt like I had seen it before, but also just watched it yesterday.

01:09:06.000 There was a fox in my yard the other day.

01:09:09.000 That's cool.

01:09:09.000 They are so cool.

01:09:10.000 They're so cool looking.

01:09:12.000 Their faces are so interesting.

01:09:14.000 They're thinking.

01:09:15.000 They're looking at you.

01:09:16.000 They're thinking.

01:09:17.000 What are you...

01:09:18.000 All right.

01:09:20.000 Family walks through the jungle. 1.00

01:09:34.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:09:39.000 I wouldn't be that scared of that. 1.00

01:09:41.000 Yes, you would. 0.99

01:09:43.000 You would be scared as fuck. 1.00

01:09:45.000 You'd take that little kid so fast. 0.99

01:09:46.000 It's lowered its stance.

01:09:48.000 Look at it.

01:09:50.000 Thinking about pouncing.

01:09:53.000 And that's it?

01:09:53.000 That's it.

01:09:54.000 It just ends right there.

01:09:55.000 I don't know what happened.

01:09:55.000 Where are they?

01:09:56.000 It doesn't say.

01:09:57.000 It's like a Reddit. 0.99

01:09:58.000 What the fuck happened? 0.99

01:09:59.000 Yeah, because that's a mountain lion. 1.00

01:10:01.000 It could be a Florida panther.

01:10:04.000 It could be a mountain lion.

01:10:05.000 Maybe they have them like that.

01:10:06.000 Do they have mountain lions in Mexico?

01:10:09.000 I know they have jaguars. 0.64

01:10:12.000 Do they have mountain lions in Mexico?

01:10:14.000 I don't know.

01:10:15.000 I would think so. 0.96

01:10:16.000 I would think if they have jaguars, the jaguars fucked up all the mountain lions probably.

01:10:21.000 Do you still have a cat? 0.91

01:10:22.000 No.

01:10:23.000 I miss having a cat.

01:10:25.000 You gonna get another cat?

01:10:26.000 I don't know.

01:10:26.000 I was thinking about getting one of those big cats.

01:10:28.000 Big fluffy ones?

01:10:29.000 Oh, servalls?

01:10:30.000 No, not that big.

01:10:32.000 Wild ones?

01:10:32.000 Those are scary.

01:10:33.000 The ones that look like a furry mask.

01:10:36.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:10:37.000 Have you seen those servalls when they feed them chicken wings and they growl? 1.00

01:10:42.000 No.

01:10:44.000 That's scary.

01:10:45.000 Those are primal.

01:10:46.000 Those cats are real close to a wild cat. 0.99

01:10:50.000 People have them, they put them on leashes and shit. 0.99

01:10:53.000 Mary Lynn Rice Cub has like a huge cat too that's kind of like that. 0.99

01:10:56.000 Doesn't she have like a Sphinx cat? 0.99

01:10:57.000 Yeah.

01:10:58.000 Those are those hairless ones. 1.00

01:11:00.000 Apparently those are super affectionate because they're cold all the time, so they want to snuggle with you.

01:11:03.000 No, it's not that.

01:11:04.000 It's a...

01:11:05.000 I think it's one of those giant cats you're talking about.

01:11:08.000 Like a Serval? 0.66

01:11:09.000 Yeah.

01:11:10.000 Yeah, those are...

01:11:13.000 Yeah, like one of those.

01:11:15.000 Yeah, those are crazy cats, man.

01:11:18.000 Look at that thing. 0.92

01:11:19.000 Yeah, see?

01:11:20.000 Look at it.

01:11:21.000 Whoa. 1.00

01:11:23.000 If you get too close to its food, it'll fuck you up. 1.00

01:11:28.000 Look at that thing. 1.00

01:11:31.000 Yeah, I think that's the kind of cat she has.

01:11:33.000 She has one of those? 0.76

01:11:34.000 Yeah.

01:11:36.000 John Jones used to have those things.

01:11:38.000 Yeah, those are real close to wild.

01:11:42.000 You know, I mean, how much of a pet is that?

01:11:46.000 Can you, like, coddle with those things? 0.98

01:11:48.000 And wouldn't it just fuck your furniture up? 0.98

01:11:51.000 Oh, yeah. 0.97

01:11:52.000 You wouldn't have any furniture.

01:11:53.000 I don't get it.

01:11:54.000 Yeah, it would destroy your couch.

01:11:55.000 Yeah.

01:11:59.000 Nah, that's not the same thing.

01:12:00.000 I don't think.

01:12:01.000 No, that's just a cat.

01:12:02.000 She's got a cat. 0.84

01:12:03.000 But it's a huge cat, though.

01:12:05.000 Yeah.

01:12:06.000 Oh, I don't know, man.

01:12:06.000 That kind of looks like a serval, too.

01:12:08.000 That looks exactly like those.

01:12:10.000 Yeah.

01:12:12.000 Yeah, these things are, when they get big, they're like three times a regular cat size.

01:12:18.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:12:18.000 Fuck that. 1.00

01:12:19.000 Yeah, what are you doing? 1.00

01:12:21.000 Are you allowed to have those everywhere?

01:12:23.000 Are those like the kind of cat, can you just, is that count as a house cat?

01:12:27.000 Or is that some sort of a weird exotic that you can only get in certain states?

01:12:32.000 I think you're allowed to have those.

01:12:34.000 I bet you can't get them in California.

01:12:36.000 California, you can't even...

01:12:37.000 There's like a bunch of animals you're not allowed to have in California.

01:12:39.000 Oh, you got a license in Texas to get one.

01:12:41.000 Oh, you have to have a license.

01:12:42.000 It's illegal in every other state except for like these...

01:12:45.000 Whoa! 0.71

01:12:47.000 Yeah, interesting.

01:12:48.000 So they are pretty...

01:12:50.000 Oh, okay.

01:12:50.000 So they're illegal in California.

01:12:51.000 So you need a license in Missouri, Oklahoma, Indiana, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, Maine, Mississippi, Montana, Idaho, North Dakota, and South Dakota.

01:13:00.000 And all other states serve all ownership as illegal.

01:13:03.000 Yeah, those are barely pets.

01:13:05.000 Yeah.

01:13:07.000 Can you have a serve-all cat as a pet?

01:13:08.000 Serve-all cats aren't legal everywhere in the U.S. Yeah, she's got one.

01:13:13.000 That is one. 0.99

01:13:14.000 She's a criminal. 1.00

01:13:16.000 You're a goddamn criminal. 1.00

01:13:17.000 It's huge! 1.00

01:13:18.000 How dare you?

01:13:19.000 You're not allowed to have that.

01:13:21.000 I'm sorry.

01:13:22.000 I'm sorry that they have to ruin your life.

01:13:23.000 What else did it say about...

01:13:25.000 Did it say how dangerous they are to keep as pets?

01:13:28.000 That just said the same thing as the thing we're talking about.

01:13:30.000 Google, are they dangerous?

01:13:31.000 Are serve-all cats dangerous?

01:13:35.000 I bet they're dangerous. 1.00

01:13:36.000 I bet they fuck people up every year. 1.00

01:13:37.000 Depends how they're raised, I guess, right? 0.99

01:13:39.000 Yeah.

01:13:40.000 They don't...

01:13:40.000 Okay.

01:13:41.000 The strength is much higher than that of a normal cat, and even if they don't mean harm, they can cause it simply by playing.

01:13:47.000 Serviles have a bite force at the canine teeth of 172 Newtons, whereas feral domestic cats have a bite force of 56 Newtons.

01:13:57.000 Wow.

01:13:58.000 That's a lot. 0.99

01:13:59.000 That's a big fucking difference, man. 0.99

01:14:02.000 That's more than three times stronger. 0.99

01:14:04.000 That's crazy.

01:14:05.000 It would be cool to have one. 0.93

01:14:07.000 Until it's standing over your bed, deciding it's going to kill you. 0.85

01:14:10.000 Yeah.

01:14:12.000 How many people get bitten by those things every year?

01:14:16.000 You think anybody has ever died because a Servalcad killed them? 1.00

01:14:20.000 No.

01:14:21.000 Well, I'm sure yes. 1.00

01:14:24.000 I bet one shitty kid. 1.00

01:14:25.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:14:27.000 You know? 0.97

01:14:29.000 One kid was, like, hitting it with a stick or something and just fucked him up. 0.99

01:14:33.000 Right to the throat. 0.98

01:14:34.000 How many times a year do people get injured by several cats?

01:14:38.000 I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking.

01:14:39.000 It seems like one happened at a zoo.

01:14:42.000 Oh.

01:14:43.000 Yeah, that's where it belongs.

01:14:45.000 Well, it belongs in the wild.

01:14:46.000 Let's see.

01:14:47.000 There's a video.

01:14:48.000 Officials looking for owner of Serval Cats shot.

01:14:52.000 Oh, this guy was killed over the weekend. 1.00

01:14:54.000 Yeah, if they get out, you gotta kill him. 1.00

01:14:56.000 That was in Columbus, Ohio. 1.00

01:14:58.000 Oh.

01:14:59.000 Fairfield County, which didn't seem like that was on the list.

01:15:01.000 Where are they from?

01:15:03.000 Where are they from originally?

01:15:07.000 People are so weird, like a regular domestic cat's not enough for you. 0.98

01:15:10.000 You have to eat this monster. 0.81

01:15:12.000 Native to Africa, sub-Saharan countries, except rainforest regions. 0.52

01:15:18.000 Now Google, serve all cats getting crazy video.

01:15:23.000 There must be something like that.

01:15:25.000 Yeah.

01:15:25.000 Serve all cat versus pit bull.

01:15:27.000 Oh, Jesus.

01:15:29.000 I got my money on the dog.

01:15:31.000 Pit bull, yeah.

01:15:31.000 Definitely, 100%.

01:15:34.000 I saw someone call it a savanna cat.

01:15:36.000 You think that makes sense?

01:15:36.000 Yeah.

01:15:37.000 Yeah.

01:15:38.000 Angry savanna cat.

01:15:40.000 Angry savanna cat.

01:15:42.000 Let's see what it does.

01:15:43.000 It doesn't do it.

01:15:44.000 It's not a good one.

01:15:46.000 Crazy looking cat on the loose.

01:15:48.000 Serval cat playing with kids.

01:15:50.000 How about serval cat attacks?

01:15:55.000 Let's see.

01:15:56.000 I'm getting crazy.

01:15:58.000 That's what I asked.

01:16:01.000 I'm getting crazy, bro.

01:16:03.000 Vicious Serval cat attack.

01:16:05.000 Oh, no.

01:16:07.000 Oh, boy.

01:16:08.000 Attacks a toddler?

01:16:09.000 Oh, that's...

01:16:12.000 Oh, my gosh.

01:16:14.000 Just a quick bite.

01:16:16.000 A little scratch.

01:16:17.000 Not good, though.

01:16:17.000 Not good.

01:16:20.000 What are you doing though?

01:16:21.000 You're hanging your baby.

01:16:23.000 Why would you have your baby anywhere near that thing?

01:16:25.000 What was the first video?

01:16:26.000 There was another one.

01:16:27.000 That's not much of an attack video.

01:16:29.000 Vicious serval attack?

01:16:30.000 Let's see.

01:16:31.000 Vicious.

01:16:33.000 Sorry, we're having trouble playing this video.

01:16:37.000 So, maybe there holds its own showdown with a cheetah.

01:16:41.000 With a cheetah?

01:16:44.000 Whoa.

01:16:50.000 No, this is out in the wild. 1.00

01:16:54.000 Yeah, why is this serval cat fucking with him? 1.00

01:16:58.000 Get out of there, bro. 1.00

01:16:59.000 Yeah.

01:17:02.000 This is a face-off.

01:17:05.000 Cats be crazy.

01:17:08.000 Yeah, but you see how big that cat is?

01:17:10.000 Like, why would anybody have that as a house pet? 0.97

01:17:12.000 That seems so ridiculous. 0.76

01:17:14.000 What's the video we've seen before? 0.97

01:17:15.000 There's two animals just, like, screaming at each other.

01:17:18.000 Oh, that was two lynxes. 0.99

01:17:20.000 That was crazy.

01:17:21.000 You ever seen that?

01:17:22.000 No.

01:17:23.000 Lynxes yelling at each other. 0.96

01:17:24.000 They were trying to, like, fight over territory, but they don't want to injure each other.

01:17:28.000 Right.

01:17:29.000 They don't want to get injured, so they were reluctant to engage.

01:17:32.000 So they're standing in front of each other going...

01:17:36.000 Oh, awesome.

01:17:39.000 Look at their faces.

01:17:46.000 Someone put captions on it.

01:17:52.000 This is why she doesn't like you.

01:17:56.000 How weird.

01:17:57.000 Who runs into this?

01:18:03.000 That's so cool.

01:18:05.000 It's interesting how they both are in agreement that they're not really going to touch each other.

01:18:10.000 Almost.

01:18:11.000 Look at the back legs on the one on the left.

01:18:13.000 It looks like he has really big feet.

01:18:15.000 Oh, they do have big feet, man, because they run in snow.

01:18:18.000 They're cold weather cats.

01:18:21.000 It is interesting when cats live in cold weather like that.

01:18:25.000 Whoa.

01:18:30.000 It sounds like two little kids walking around in the backyard. 0.99

01:18:35.000 It's interesting how they just, they both know not to get after it because they can get fucking hurt. 0.91

01:18:41.000 So they're just like bluffing, even though they're standing right in front of each other. 0.65

01:18:46.000 You ever seen a snow leopard?

01:18:47.000 Mm-hmm.

01:18:48.000 Yeah, it's another cold weather cat.

01:18:50.000 Yeah.

01:18:51.000 Like you always think of cats as like a jungle creature.

01:18:53.000 Well, there's a lot of cold weather cats. 0.97

01:18:56.000 Siberian tigers, big furry ass tiger. 0.97

01:18:59.000 Mm-hmm. 0.98

01:19:02.000 That's what everybody ran from for most of human history. 0.61

01:19:05.000 Just running away from big cats.

01:19:07.000 That's the cleanup crew of nature.

01:19:10.000 Anybody with a limp?

01:19:12.000 Anybody that can't figure out a spear?

01:19:15.000 Anybody that doesn't know how to get to the top of the tree?

01:19:17.000 That's a wrap.

01:19:18.000 Have you been watching Chimp Empire? 1.00

01:19:21.000 No, what's that?

01:19:22.000 It's really good, man.

01:19:23.000 Chimp Empire. 0.96

01:19:24.000 Yeah.

01:19:24.000 It's a documentary series that's on Netflix about these chimpanzees.

01:19:29.000 And these folks got embedded with these chimpanzees. 0.98

01:19:33.000 The footage is fucking insane. 0.99

01:19:37.000 It's absolutely insane. 0.99

01:19:39.000 And these...

01:19:40.000 Camera people are just accepted by these chimps because they've been there for so long. 0.98

01:19:45.000 The chimps just act normal around these camera people and they get to see them.

01:19:49.000 Their social hierarchy, how they have waged war with neighboring clans, they control territory.

01:19:56.000 Like the territory that has fruit is run by this one group of chimps.

01:20:00.000 These other ones came in and killed a chimp. 0.98

01:20:03.000 It's crazy, man.

01:20:04.000 Oh man, I want to watch this!

01:20:05.000 It's really intense.

01:20:06.000 When did this come out?

01:20:07.000 Just recently?

01:20:08.000 It's pretty recent, yeah.

01:20:09.000 It's really, really good, man.

01:20:10.000 And the footage is, like, unprecedented.

01:20:13.000 I mean, they used drones, they used camera people, they did all kinds of stuff to get incredible, like, treetop footage.

01:20:22.000 Like, up there, they kill a lot of monkeys.

01:20:26.000 A lot of monkeys.

01:20:28.000 Like, that's their favorite thing to do.

01:20:29.000 They kill monkeys and eat them.

01:20:31.000 Yeah.

01:20:32.000 And when you watch it happen over and over again, you're like, oh boy. 1.00

01:20:35.000 That's fucked up. 1.00

01:20:37.000 Oh, this little, like, legless monkeys, like, they're just eating his guts. 1.00

01:20:41.000 Oh, God.

01:20:44.000 I just had that happen to me two days ago.

01:20:47.000 I have this toad, and I nicknamed him Jeff.

01:20:49.000 He just lives in my front yard, and he just sits underneath the light at night and waits for bugs to, like, fall on the ground underneath the light.

01:20:56.000 And I came home the other night from mothership.

01:20:58.000 It was like two in the morning.

01:20:59.000 I get dropped off and I'm walking to the front door and there's a possum with half of him in his mouth with blood just splattering out everywhere.

01:21:08.000 And I didn't know what it was.

01:21:09.000 I was like, is that a rat?

01:21:10.000 Wait, what's in his mouth?

01:21:11.000 What's he eating?

01:21:12.000 And I have all my ring camera and the toad's just half missing, guts hanging out, still like frogging and just blood, so much blood everywhere, dude.

01:21:24.000 And one of his legs has just been sucked off the bone, just sitting there.

01:21:30.000 One of the most couriest things I've ever seen in my life. 1.00

01:21:33.000 Possums are ruthless little fuckers. 1.00

01:21:35.000 Fuck them. 1.00

01:21:35.000 I hate possums now. 1.00

01:21:37.000 They're weird.

01:21:38.000 Yeah.

01:21:38.000 They're like, if you see their mouth, like, Marshall got one the other day.

01:21:41.000 It was actually a while ago.

01:21:43.000 He got one, and I don't know if it was dead or just playing dead.

01:21:46.000 It was like...

01:21:46.000 Right.

01:21:47.000 But, like, you see them with their mouth open and their fucking teeth. 1.00

01:21:50.000 What a creepy-looking animal. 1.00

01:21:51.000 They are.

01:21:52.000 And what a weird defense mechanism.

01:21:54.000 It just plays dead?

01:21:55.000 Yeah.

01:21:56.000 I don't get it.

01:21:58.000 It has some sort of a panic attack and can't move.

01:22:02.000 I told you when we lived in Burbank, Janice called me once when I was at the comedy store and she goes, there's a hurt possum.

01:22:08.000 I brought him in and he's in a box and I have him wrapped up with a towel.

01:22:11.000 And I'm like, he's not hurt.

01:22:12.000 He's not hurt.

01:22:14.000 Oh my God.

01:22:15.000 You got a possum in your house. 0.99

01:22:17.000 A crazy girlfriend that doesn't understand wildlife. 1.00

01:22:21.000 That bitch is going to get rabies. 1.00

01:22:22.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:22:23.000 I was like, throw it out right now.

01:22:25.000 Oh my god.

01:22:26.000 She was holding it like a baby.

01:22:28.000 Oh my god.

01:22:29.000 It's hurt.

01:22:31.000 Does she know what playing possum is? 0.77

01:22:33.000 No.

01:22:34.000 She's never heard that before?

01:22:36.000 Oh my god.

01:22:38.000 I have pictures somewhere.

01:22:40.000 I will send them if I find them.

01:22:41.000 Why do possums lock up like that?

01:22:43.000 I don't know.

01:22:44.000 Is there a reason for that?

01:22:46.000 Why do possums play dead?

01:22:47.000 Why do possums play possum? 0.98

01:22:49.000 Yeah.

01:22:50.000 Well, I guess that is like, hey, I don't want to fight.

01:22:52.000 I'll just act like dead because...

01:22:53.000 But then things just eat you.

01:22:55.000 Yeah, it's going to eat you, I guess.

01:22:56.000 Yeah.

01:22:56.000 That is weird.

01:22:57.000 Unless something's not trying to...

01:22:59.000 It's just trying to neutralize you.

01:23:00.000 Right.

01:23:01.000 Then you just pretend you're already neutralized.

01:23:03.000 It says it's an involuntary response of its system.

01:23:06.000 It's only a defense mechanism, I guess.

01:23:08.000 Oh, it's like a fainting goat, then.

01:23:10.000 Yeah.

01:23:11.000 Involuntary defense mechanism that somehow or another imparts some sort of natural protection.

01:23:17.000 The predators don't want each other.

01:23:18.000 If someone's already dead, they want to kill it.

01:23:20.000 Oh, so they just act dead.

01:23:22.000 It's like a numbers game.

01:23:24.000 Ugliest animal in the world. 1.00

01:23:25.000 Their fucking mouths. 1.00

01:23:28.000 Toad-eating monsters. 1.00

01:23:29.000 Yeah.

01:23:30.000 That's probably the only animal that when it's a baby, it still doesn't look cute. 1.00

01:23:34.000 What a fucking creep. 1.00

01:23:37.000 You gotta have a thumb like a raccoon. 1.00

01:23:40.000 I'd take a raccoon any day over that.

01:23:43.000 I want to send you something, Jamie.

01:23:47.000 This guy had this photo of a wolf mouth on his Instagram. 0.99

01:23:53.000 I was like, holy shit. 0.99

01:23:55.000 You don't realize what the inside of a wolf's mouth looks like. 1.00

01:23:59.000 Who?

01:24:04.000 How close up is it?

01:24:07.000 Whoa! 0.71

01:24:10.000 That's pretty crazy.

01:24:12.000 That looks like your statue.

01:24:15.000 Yeah, it looks fake.

01:24:16.000 Yeah.

01:24:17.000 Well, their bones are designed to crush...

01:24:19.000 I mean, their teeth, rather, are designed to crush bones.

01:24:23.000 Did you just send?

01:24:24.000 I can't find it.

01:24:25.000 Oh, okay.

01:24:26.000 I'll find it later.

01:24:27.000 I'll send it to you. 1.00

01:24:29.000 Yeah, fuck them. 1.00

01:24:30.000 Fuck all those things. 1.00

01:24:31.000 That's one of the things about Texas. 1.00

01:24:33.000 Like, the coyotes don't howl out here as much.

01:24:36.000 Yeah.

01:24:36.000 Because they get shot.

01:24:38.000 Yeah.

01:24:38.000 They figured it out.

01:24:40.000 I'm close to thinking.

01:24:41.000 No, it's not.

01:24:42.000 What?

01:24:42.000 It looks like a fake photo.

01:24:44.000 No, it's real.

01:24:44.000 No, no, I know.

01:24:45.000 But I've seen so many Mid Journey and fake AI photos.

01:24:48.000 Like, it's all starting to look like it's not real.

01:24:50.000 No, there's a series of photos of that wolf.

01:24:54.000 That's nuts.

01:24:55.000 Yeah.

01:24:58.000 Yeah, the AI stuff, not being able to know if something's real or not.

01:25:03.000 Alex Jones was just on the news yesterday about being trolled by AI and he's like some guy from Canada.

01:25:09.000 Yeah, someone like called him with someone else's voice.

01:25:13.000 Right.

01:25:13.000 It was like Tucker Carlson or something like that.

01:25:15.000 Yeah, it was pretty funny.

01:25:16.000 Yeah, that's the world we live in now, dude.

01:25:18.000 You're not going to be able to tell within a year.

01:25:21.000 There's no, I mean, there's no notice.

01:25:23.000 I mean, who knows what's real, what's not.

01:25:25.000 You're going to be getting news stories that are fake and they look completely real, like attacks.

01:25:30.000 And I mean, the ability to pull off like a false flag attack now and things along those lines, like you just fake them.

01:25:36.000 It's wag the dog.

01:25:38.000 I mean, they're going to be able to do...

01:25:40.000 I mean, within a year, every person that has ever recorded anything, they'll be able to get your voice and have you say anything.

01:25:48.000 Like, they have people calling up their parents and it's a fake kid.

01:25:52.000 It's already happening.

01:25:52.000 It's getting kidnapped.

01:25:54.000 Scary as shit. 0.99

01:25:55.000 Now, was that a real... 1.00

01:25:56.000 Because I heard that also.

01:25:57.000 There was, like, a Facebook post about it.

01:25:59.000 Like, watch out for this new scam.

01:26:00.000 They have AI... There was a story about somebody thinking it was their mom or something and getting a loan out.

01:26:09.000 I've heard of this happening way beyond the AI stuff, which I find weird, because now it seems very capable of going on, but I definitely have heard this as a Facebook post story going around for a few years.

01:26:19.000 A grandparent was called in a ransom thing and they just paid it without calling.

01:26:22.000 How did they do that then?

01:26:24.000 No idea.

01:26:26.000 But they didn't have to do it with a fake voice back then.

01:26:28.000 They were...

01:26:29.000 The claim was that it was of...

01:26:31.000 It sounded like the grandchild or whatever.

01:26:33.000 And the how are they doing that is beyond me five years ago.

01:26:37.000 Now it seems very easy to do, obviously.

01:26:39.000 I believe it.

01:26:41.000 I don't know of a first-hand account.

01:26:42.000 I've talked to someone like, this happened to me.

01:26:43.000 I've seen a lot of videos of people saying, this happened to me.

01:26:46.000 They used my voice.

01:26:47.000 So I've told my parents, I'm like, hey, don't leave anything you hear anymore.

01:26:51.000 Call me first.

01:26:52.000 Code word.

01:26:52.000 But, yeah, I don't know.

01:26:54.000 Isn't it wild you have to send out a preemptive strike?

01:26:57.000 Yeah.

01:26:58.000 If you get anything, don't believe it.

01:26:59.000 Call me first.

01:27:00.000 I'm reminding my mom every week just in case she forgets.

01:27:02.000 Like, it's all fake.

01:27:04.000 Yeah.

01:27:04.000 Just remember it's all fake.

01:27:06.000 Don't believe it.

01:27:07.000 We're real close.

01:27:08.000 Real close to not having any idea what's real.

01:27:12.000 Yeah.

01:27:12.000 And then with AI. The fact that AI is going to be able to answer any kind of question, but it's also programmed.

01:27:20.000 So there's, you know, AI is very woke.

01:27:23.000 Like if you ask AI, like one of the things that said, is it okay?

01:27:27.000 Like, should I be proud to be white?

01:27:29.000 If you say that, if you ask AI, it's like, well, you don't have any control over that.

01:27:35.000 Should I be proud to be black?

01:27:36.000 Yes, of course.

01:27:39.000 It's one of those deals.

01:27:41.000 It's like, say something positive about Donald Trump, it won't.

01:27:45.000 Say something positive about Joe Biden, it will. 1.00

01:27:47.000 Yeah, that's fucked up. 0.99

01:27:49.000 Well, that also seems like human controlling. 0.99

01:27:52.000 This is something I saw yesterday, I think.

01:27:55.000 Meta has open sourced a tool they have, and here's an explanation of what it does.

01:27:59.000 So be careful for videos like this soon.

01:28:01.000 Check this out.

01:28:02.000 Most AI models only work across one or two modes.

01:28:05.000 But our new ImageBind model works across six.

01:28:08.000 Text, audio, images and video, 3D, thermal, and motion data.

01:28:13.000 You give it input in one form, and it can relate it to any others.

01:28:17.000 It works more like our own imagination.

01:28:20.000 If you give it a picture of a beach, it can find the sound of waves.

01:28:27.000 If you give it a photo of a tiger and the sound of a waterfall, it can give you a video that combines both.

01:28:40.000 This is a step towards AIs that understand the world around them more like we do, which will make them a lot more useful and will open up totally new ways to create things.

01:28:52.000 We're open sourcing ImageBind so everyone in the world can access and build on top of these state-of-the-art models.

01:28:58.000 I'm excited to see what...

01:28:59.000 That guy has a tech guy voice like a strip club DJ. He has a strip club DJ voice.

01:29:05.000 You know, there's a tech guy voice.

01:29:08.000 I almost seem real, don't I? You know what I mean?

01:29:11.000 Is he imitating Steve Jobs?

01:29:13.000 More like Zuckerberg.

01:29:15.000 Sounds more like Zuckerberg.

01:29:15.000 That was Zuckerberg.

01:29:17.000 That's him.

01:29:21.000 I thought someone was imitating Zuckerberg.

01:29:23.000 No, no, that was him.

01:29:23.000 Okay, well that makes sense.

01:29:26.000 Zuckerberg does have the ultimate tech guy voice.

01:29:28.000 The one that drives me the most nuts is the up voice.

01:29:31.000 Basically, what we're doing here, you know that up-speak?

01:29:36.000 Yeah.

01:29:36.000 That's like a tech sort of up-speak.

01:29:39.000 I hate vocal fry.

01:29:41.000 What's that?

01:29:42.000 Oh, come on! 0.99

01:29:44.000 Uncut gems.

01:29:46.000 Uncut gems.

01:29:46.000 Yeah, it's like...

01:29:47.000 Uncut gems.

01:29:48.000 Yeah.

01:29:50.000 Vocal fry.

01:29:51.000 Yeah.

01:29:52.000 Yeah, how long before you can't trust anything in the news?

01:29:57.000 I don't think you can right now, right?

01:30:00.000 Yeah, right now it's already a little sketchy.

01:30:03.000 Yeah, I mean, how long?

01:30:05.000 How long before we have no idea what's real?

01:30:11.000 How long before the debates start up or whatever?

01:30:14.000 It's like a year?

01:30:15.000 Yeah.

01:30:15.000 Less than a year?

01:30:16.000 Like, that news cycle is going to be intense.

01:30:18.000 Very intense.

01:30:19.000 Daily.

01:30:21.000 Hourly, maybe.

01:30:22.000 Just go.

01:30:24.000 When you see AI, like when you see Zuckerberg's thing right there with AI, doesn't it seem like the beginning of a movie that like, like 12 years ago, like, you know, you see scientists working on things.

01:30:36.000 This is so exciting.

01:30:37.000 Cut to present time.

01:30:39.000 Terminator.

01:30:40.000 Yeah.

01:30:43.000 Hunting down the last biologics.

01:30:45.000 You know?

01:30:47.000 It's weird how all the stuff that we thought was sci-fi, it really is coming true.

01:30:52.000 Yeah, it really is.

01:30:54.000 I mean, we're real close away from robot companions.

01:30:58.000 Real close.

01:30:59.000 Like a decade.

01:31:01.000 A decade away from people having real dolls that are their actual girlfriends.

01:31:05.000 They're talking to them and having conversations with them and rubbing their back while they watch sports.

01:31:12.000 Who's gonna get married then? 0.99

01:31:15.000 You know, if a real doll is, like, indiscernible from a human being, and she just wants to fuck all the time, she has a perfect body, and she doesn't even eat food. 1.00

01:31:27.000 How many incels are just gonna, like, just get a job so they can pay for their robot? 0.91

01:31:32.000 Can you see the scene from Terminator 2 where he explains what Skynet is?

01:31:34.000 It's exactly like what's going on now.

01:31:36.000 Let's see it.

01:31:40.000 He's working on it still, in this part.

01:31:43.000 Just trying to get something.

01:31:53.000 Look how they're coding.

01:32:07.000 Miles, you gotta go to Raging Waters, bro. 0.98

01:32:15.000 Trying to kill the students in the world. 0.99

01:32:17.000 Baby, this is going to blow them all away. 0.99

01:32:19.000 It's a neural net processor.

01:32:20.000 I know.

01:32:21.000 You told me.

01:32:22.000 It's a neural net processor.

01:32:24.000 It thinks and learns like we do.

01:32:25.000 It's superconducting at room temperature.

01:32:28.000 Other computers are just pocket calculators by comparison. 0.83

01:32:34.000 Why is that so goddamn important, Miles? 0.56

01:32:36.000 I really need to know because sometimes I feel like I'm going crazy here. 0.89

01:32:42.000 Knack, knack, knack, knack.

01:32:45.000 It's just close to ruining life.

01:32:48.000 That's the thing, yeah.

01:32:49.000 Imagine a jet airliner with a pilot that never gets tired, never makes mistakes, never shows up to work with a hangover.

01:32:59.000 Meet the pilot.

01:33:01.000 Why did we get married, Miles?

01:33:03.000 Why did we have these children?

01:33:05.000 You don't need us.

01:33:06.000 Your heart and your mind are in here.

01:33:09.000 But it doesn't love you like we do.

01:33:19.000 What kind of inner button was that?

01:33:21.000 Yeah, what kind of button was that?

01:33:23.000 I thought he explained more of it honestly right there, but that's what his explanation and the guys are making open AI to do right now.

01:33:31.000 Drive Teslas for us. 0.99

01:33:33.000 Yeah, look, Happy Family, about to fucking kill humanity as we know it. 0.99

01:33:38.000 They all died in that, right after it, right? 0.99

01:33:42.000 The scene right before is Sarah Connor's going like, I need to find this fucking guy, tell me everything about him. 0.99

01:33:47.000 That's right, he gets shot. 0.99

01:33:50.000 Those fucking movies, it's so odd when you go back and think of what they thought the future was going to be like then. 1.00

01:33:57.000 Nobody predicts it right. 1.00

01:33:58.000 Nobody gets it right.

01:33:59.000 And that's why I wonder what we're getting wrong.

01:34:02.000 When we're thinking about what the future is going to be, I have a feeling we're so off base.

01:34:07.000 I have a feeling whatever they invent, whatever starts getting implemented, whether it's Neuralink or something that changes the interface between humans and the web and technology, I think it's going to be bigger than all the things we've ever experienced.

01:34:23.000 I think our future, like, we're gonna look back, and we're the last of the Mohicans, because we're people that grew up without the internet, and then had the internet when we were adults, and now we're seeing kids grow up with the internet.

01:34:36.000 And then there's gonna be the next thing.

01:34:38.000 And we're gonna be the people that went through the whole thing together.

01:34:42.000 Where everybody from the future is just gonna be some weird cyborg.

01:34:46.000 Yeah.

01:34:48.000 That's where comedy's gonna die.

01:34:50.000 That's where fun's gonna die.

01:34:54.000 No more entertainment.

01:34:55.000 Everyone's just locked into the Matrix.

01:34:57.000 And drones are going around shooting people.

01:35:00.000 Drones are telling you to go back to your place.

01:35:01.000 There's a new disease out.

01:35:03.000 There's a new variant.

01:35:04.000 You need your booster.

01:35:06.000 I kind of think there's going to be, that version's going to happen, but some place, I don't know, pick a city, is going to stay the same.

01:35:13.000 They'll be adverse to everything.

01:35:15.000 Pflugerville.

01:35:16.000 Yeah, for sure.

01:35:17.000 Maybe, but like, come here for, no computers are here.

01:35:19.000 Yeah.

01:35:19.000 It's all manual.

01:35:20.000 It's all being, like, almost like Amish country. 1.00

01:35:22.000 Like, there's nothing left.

01:35:23.000 But you can go there, or you can go to, you know. 0.99

01:35:27.000 Whatever San Francisco becomes if it's all taken home by robots and shit. 1.00

01:35:31.000 For a while. 0.99

01:35:32.000 But there's no old west towns now anymore.

01:35:34.000 After a while they'll die off.

01:35:36.000 No more wagons.

01:35:37.000 No more horseback.

01:35:39.000 Amish are even using cell phones.

01:35:40.000 That's true.

01:35:42.000 They're using cell phones?

01:35:43.000 We looked that up.

01:35:44.000 That's right.

01:35:46.000 They're doing Molly and having raves.

01:35:48.000 Yeah, what is that called?

01:35:49.000 Rumpelstiltskin or something?

01:35:51.000 Rumpelstiltskin. 0.54

01:35:52.000 Rumpsprigga. 1.00

01:35:55.000 They get off, they go Rumpelstiltskin it out. 1.00

01:35:57.000 They do drugs and fuck. 1.00

01:35:59.000 They're only allowed to do it once though, right? 1.00

01:36:01.000 Like one, and then they go back to being an Amish. 1.00

01:36:04.000 Yeah, but they can last as long as they want.

01:36:06.000 Right.

01:36:06.000 But they can only do it once.

01:36:07.000 You can't go back and forth.

01:36:08.000 Right.

01:36:09.000 You can't Rumpelstiltskin like when you're 30. Why would you ever go back? 1.00

01:36:13.000 Because they miss it.

01:36:14.000 They miss the community.

01:36:16.000 You know?

01:36:17.000 That's what it is.

01:36:18.000 Like you miss what you know. 0.81

01:36:20.000 If you're used to living in a place where everybody makes their own houses and people fucking pass butter around, you want to be in that group.

01:36:30.000 You don't think you can do it? 1.00

01:36:32.000 Fuck no. 1.00

01:36:33.000 I grew up in Ohio, so we already kind of had to live with them. 1.00

01:36:35.000 Their worst penalty is getting shunned by the community.

01:36:37.000 It's like, what?

01:36:38.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:36:39.000 Get the fuck out of here. 0.98

01:36:40.000 It's like, okay. 0.99

01:36:41.000 All right.

01:36:42.000 Yeah, but I bet they have very little crime because of it. 0.98

01:36:45.000 Everybody chips in, but they're also a cult.

01:36:48.000 You know?

01:36:49.000 I mean, it's kind of a cult.

01:36:51.000 Yeah.

01:36:51.000 What are they basing it on?

01:36:54.000 There's different groups, I believe.

01:36:55.000 I don't know which ones.

01:36:56.000 There's different kinds of Amish?

01:36:57.000 There's Amish and then there's Mennonites. 0.88

01:37:00.000 Mennonites aren't the same thing? 0.80

01:37:01.000 I don't think so.

01:37:02.000 I think Mennonites are more strict or less strict. 0.84

01:37:06.000 I lived to buy a lot of Mennonites and they were hardcore. 0.98

01:37:10.000 They stunk. 0.97

01:37:11.000 They stunk? 0.99

01:37:13.000 They don't bathe? 0.99

01:37:15.000 No, they don't smell like they do.

01:37:17.000 They don't wear deodorant or anything like that.

01:37:19.000 Maybe the ones you were around.

01:37:20.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:37:21.000 It was a special, stinky, stinky Mennonite. 1.00

01:37:24.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:37:25.000 It would stink up the zoo.

01:37:27.000 Isn't it weird that there's, like, rules that you have?

01:37:29.000 Like, no electricity.

01:37:31.000 No this, no that.

01:37:32.000 Yeah.

01:37:33.000 Gotta keep it pure. 1.00

01:37:35.000 So stupid. 1.00

01:37:36.000 Meanwhile, COVID didn't affect them at all. 1.00

01:37:39.000 Those people just fucking skated right through it. 0.91

01:37:42.000 Well, first of all, they're out in the sun all the time. 0.99

01:37:44.000 They're working all the time.

01:37:47.000 I would imagine if you're a person of that lifestyle, you'd probably be pretty healthy.

01:37:52.000 Because they're not eating processed foods, right?

01:37:55.000 Right.

01:37:55.000 They grow their own foods.

01:37:56.000 Oh, you're super healthy.

01:37:58.000 Yeah.

01:37:58.000 Probably mountainous hurt.

01:37:59.000 You know, they probably don't have vitamins or anything.

01:38:02.000 Oh, because they don't take supplements?

01:38:06.000 Potatoes and, you know, corn every day.

01:38:09.000 Dude.

01:38:13.000 I couldn't imagine living like that, but I bet if you did live like that, it'd be normal.

01:38:18.000 I think people just adapt.

01:38:19.000 Difference between Amish and Mennonites.

01:38:22.000 Well, they share a common Anabaptist heritage.

01:38:25.000 Amish and Mennonites have been separate groups within the Anabaptist family since 1693. Amish and Mennonites...

01:38:32.000 This motherfucker's been rolling for that long? 0.99

01:38:34.000 Amish and Mennonites migrated separately to North America but often settled in the same areas. 0.99

01:38:39.000 Both migrated in several ways.

01:38:41.000 First in the 1700s and the 1800s. 0.99

01:38:43.000 Those fucking people that came down here in the 1700s, how gangster were they? 0.99

01:38:48.000 I mean, you're just taking a chance. 1.00

01:38:51.000 Taking a chance of coming to America and trying to figure it out in the woods.

01:38:56.000 There's nothing here yet.

01:38:57.000 I mean, what was here?

01:38:59.000 Boston?

01:39:00.000 Philadelphia?

01:39:02.000 Like, what was here in the 1700s?

01:39:05.000 There's a few places.

01:39:06.000 Couple.

01:39:07.000 At the end of the 1700s, I was thinking, watching that Ben Franklin documentary, he left and went to live in London for a while.

01:39:14.000 He really did?

01:39:14.000 Yeah.

01:39:15.000 Thomas Jefferson left and lived in France for a while.

01:39:17.000 Really?

01:39:18.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:39:18.000 Fucking traitors. 1.00

01:39:19.000 When we were in London, I went by Ben Franklin's house. 1.00

01:39:21.000 He was living there for a long time.

01:39:24.000 He left his family in Pennsylvania and was like, see ya.

01:39:27.000 He did.

01:39:27.000 I gotta go make America better and be an advocate.

01:39:30.000 I don't know if he was officially like a...

01:39:32.000 Probably had a girlfriend.

01:39:33.000 I think that's what it was.

01:39:34.000 I think that's what they said.

01:39:35.000 Yeah.

01:39:36.000 Another family?

01:39:37.000 Or boyfriend?

01:39:38.000 What are you talking about?

01:39:39.000 Yeah.

01:39:40.000 Back then you'd have to send a note that you wrote with a feather.

01:39:44.000 Get it on a boat to get to them.

01:39:46.000 How long would it take you to write a letter back then?

01:39:50.000 Jesus Christ.

01:39:51.000 Have you tried to use cursive lately?

01:39:52.000 No.

01:39:53.000 I don't know how.

01:39:54.000 You don't?

01:39:54.000 You don't remember?

01:39:55.000 No.

01:39:55.000 I can write my name.

01:39:57.000 Yeah.

01:39:57.000 Like, if I had to write a sentence in cursive, it's going to be very confusing.

01:40:01.000 Right.

01:40:01.000 I tried to remember how to do Z the other day.

01:40:04.000 I couldn't...

01:40:05.000 Oh, how do you use it?

01:40:06.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:40:06.000 It's fucking Billy Madison. 0.99

01:40:08.000 What? 1.00

01:40:08.000 Rudo. 1.00

01:40:09.000 What's that?

01:40:10.000 Billy Madison, she makes him get up in front of the class and write Rizzo on the board in cursive.

01:40:15.000 Oh, really?

01:40:16.000 Yeah, he's like, make your favorite baseball player.

01:40:18.000 And he just does these little scribbles.

01:40:19.000 They're like, what does that say, Billy?

01:40:20.000 Is it Ruro or something?

01:40:22.000 I don't remember how to do Zs.

01:40:25.000 Yeah, cursive is on its way out.

01:40:26.000 Are they still teaching at school?

01:40:27.000 No, they stopped.

01:40:28.000 They stopped teaching.

01:40:29.000 So yeah, that's a good way that we could use in the future to just talk to us.

01:40:34.000 Well, cursive AI doesn't pick up.

01:40:36.000 So if you want to write a note and put it on Instagram and get by their filters.

01:40:41.000 There's a Z. What? 0.97

01:40:43.000 Which one's a Z? Oh, right here. 0.99

01:40:45.000 He doesn't know how to do it.

01:40:47.000 That's just scribbles.

01:40:49.000 What is a real Z though? 0.99

01:40:50.000 What's a Z? Z cursive.

01:40:53.000 I could draw.

01:40:54.000 Let me see if it just shows up.

01:40:56.000 Cursive Z. Z cursive.

01:40:58.000 It's hard to explain what it looks like.

01:41:00.000 Oh, look what I did.

01:41:02.000 Look what I did.

01:41:03.000 Wow.

01:41:04.000 Wow.

01:41:06.000 I would have never got that right.

01:41:09.000 Let me see it again.

01:41:10.000 Let me see it again.

01:41:13.000 I would have never got that right.

01:41:16.000 There's another one that's weird, too.

01:41:19.000 I think I stopped writing a cursive the moment I got out of high school, though.

01:41:22.000 Yeah.

01:41:23.000 My mom still writes me cursive letters once a month and sends them to me.

01:41:26.000 I'm like, Mom, it's taking me an hour.

01:41:29.000 Dear Brian, I still haven't forgiven you for the edibles you gave me.

01:41:37.000 You ever slip your mom an edible?

01:41:38.000 No.

01:41:39.000 How do you think she'd handle it?

01:41:41.000 She would go to the hospital.

01:41:44.000 Definitely?

01:41:44.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:41:45.000 She would panic and think it's like a religious thing.

01:41:48.000 Oh, like Jesus coming to her?

01:41:50.000 Yeah.

01:41:54.000 I gave my dad a long time ago when he came and visited me in LA. He drank some of my wine, weed wine.

01:42:02.000 Oh, no. 1.00

01:42:02.000 Yeah, and he got fucked up. 1.00

01:42:05.000 Did he know it was weed wine? 0.99

01:42:06.000 No.

01:42:06.000 He just thought it was regular wine?

01:42:07.000 Right, he still doesn't know.

01:42:08.000 Well, he probably knows now.

01:42:09.000 And what happened?

01:42:11.000 He got very happy, laughy, and he was having a great time.

01:42:15.000 It did exactly what...

01:42:17.000 Did you ever tell him?

01:42:18.000 No.

01:42:19.000 Why didn't you tell him?

01:42:20.000 Because he drank a lot of it, and I didn't know, or I did know, or I can't remember.

01:42:25.000 It seems like he would enjoy it.

01:42:27.000 Yeah.

01:42:27.000 I don't know.

01:42:28.000 I'm still weird about that.

01:42:29.000 Some old folks, they start finding edibles, and they go, hey.

01:42:32.000 Yeah, they love it.

01:42:33.000 It's pretty nice.

01:42:34.000 Yeah.

01:42:35.000 Ric Flair's into edibles.

01:42:36.000 Yeah.

01:42:36.000 We got his Wu-Chews over there.

01:42:38.000 Oh, that's hilarious.

01:42:39.000 Yeah.

01:42:40.000 He's got his own edible brand.

01:42:42.000 Wu-Chews. 1.00

01:42:46.000 But edibles are nice.

01:42:47.000 You don't have to worry about smoking.

01:42:49.000 It's easy on the body.

01:42:52.000 Yeah.

01:42:53.000 Look your dad up.

01:42:54.000 If he wants something, you can have him.

01:42:56.000 Send him a crate of that wine.

01:42:58.000 Have some Delta 9, Dad.

01:43:01.000 The weed wine is a weird combination.

01:43:05.000 They make weed soda, weed gummy bears, weed bubble gum, weed breath spray.

01:43:11.000 Yeah.

01:43:12.000 Weed wine.

01:43:14.000 Remember back in the day when weed was not really legal yet in LA, they had the first edibles.

01:43:19.000 I remember people would always give you the weed wine and all these weird inventions.

01:43:25.000 There was a lot of weird stuff.

01:43:27.000 It was during the medical days when you used to have to have a medical card.

01:43:32.000 That doctor you had that sold us the zinc or something like that.

01:43:34.000 We were spraying zinc in our mouth or some metal.

01:43:38.000 That doctor was very odd.

01:43:40.000 You remember you had that thing that attached to your ear that gets you to quit smoking? 1.00

01:43:43.000 I'm like, bitch, that is not gonna work. 0.99

01:43:46.000 You bought it for me? 1.00

01:43:47.000 And I'm like thinking, Joe, don't buy this.

01:43:49.000 It gives you an electrical pulse to your ear.

01:43:51.000 Yeah, it's just electrocuting.

01:43:52.000 I'm like, try it, bro.

01:43:54.000 Maybe this will do it for you. 0.99

01:43:55.000 That was so ridiculous. 0.88

01:43:56.000 He showed me a book on how Tesla energy was used to destroy the Twin Towers. 0.94

01:44:02.000 And I'm like, what?

01:44:04.000 What are you saying?

01:44:05.000 Did you see the planes hit them?

01:44:07.000 It was the most crazy conversation.

01:44:10.000 I'm like, well, this is the type of person that gives out medical prescriptions for weed.

01:44:15.000 You're not getting the best minds.

01:44:17.000 Those guys were taking chances.

01:44:21.000 Some of those guys got arrested and went to jail for it.

01:44:23.000 In the early days of medical marijuana, it was weird because you would get arrested and then when they would bring you to court, you weren't allowed to say medical marijuana.

01:44:33.000 Because medical marijuana was only a state thing.

01:44:36.000 In federal government's language, it was just marijuana.

01:44:40.000 So, literally, you couldn't say you had a license to grow it for medical patients.

01:44:46.000 Like, your trial, you were not allowed to tell the truth. 0.98

01:44:51.000 That's ridiculous. 0.97

01:44:51.000 Yeah. 0.97

01:44:52.000 Because, like, the federal government doesn't recognize states' laws when it comes to Schedule I substances.

01:44:59.000 So all these people that are making money off of weed, it's like you're dancing this little weird line because federally it's super illegal.

01:45:06.000 And yet states, I think now it's like 19 states or more have made it legal.

01:45:11.000 It's like at what point in time are they going to let that go? 0.99

01:45:15.000 How many fucking people have been in jail for marijuana? 0.98

01:45:18.000 I mean, it's a... 0.99

01:45:21.000 It is a wild thing that we have so many drugs that are available that can fuck you up and they're easy to get prescriptions for and marijuana is still illegal.

01:45:32.000 Federally.

01:45:33.000 Weren't they going to change it?

01:45:36.000 Wasn't it Biden or somebody?

01:45:38.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:45:38.000 They're full of shit. 1.00

01:45:41.000 Too much paperwork. 1.00

01:45:42.000 They don't change shit, dude. 1.00

01:45:43.000 They don't change shit. 1.00

01:45:45.000 They don't change shit like that. 1.00

01:45:46.000 Those are those cultural war subjects that they like to bounce back and forth. 0.99

01:45:50.000 They like the left to get upset.

01:45:51.000 Give us our marijuana.

01:45:53.000 And the right wants their guns.

01:45:54.000 And then the right doesn't want you to have an abortion. 0.99

01:45:56.000 The left wants to have abortions.

01:45:58.000 These cultural war issues never get cleaned up because there's no benefit in cleaning them up.

01:46:03.000 There's no benefit to just settle them and resolve.

01:46:05.000 Even Roe v. 0.91

01:46:06.000 Wade.

01:46:07.000 Like, I thought we had that worked out.

01:46:08.000 And then all of a sudden they take that.

01:46:10.000 It's a culture war issue.

01:46:12.000 Like, they want people to be upset.

01:46:14.000 Like, they took away our abortion and then the left is less likely to cross sides and join over to the right, even though they believe in them fiscally and economically.

01:46:24.000 That right to abortion is a big one.

01:46:27.000 I think there was some really wild number, like, with women's right to choose, like, whether that's a deal breaker for Democratic Americans.

01:46:39.000 It's like some high 60s, high 60%.

01:46:42.000 See if that's true.

01:46:45.000 How would you Google that?

01:46:48.000 Democrat right to choose?

01:46:51.000 Yeah.

01:46:51.000 Believe in it?

01:46:52.000 Yeah.

01:46:53.000 Democrat right to choose deal breaker.

01:46:57.000 64%.

01:46:57.000 Something like that.

01:46:59.000 It's fucked up that they're outlawing, like, Plan B, though. 1.00

01:47:01.000 That's the shit that bugs me. 1.00

01:47:03.000 You know, think what you want about abortion, but Plan B? Come on. 1.00

01:47:07.000 Yeah, like, right after someone nuts in you?

01:47:09.000 Yeah.

01:47:09.000 You can't take a pill and, like, stop it in his tracks?

01:47:11.000 Right.

01:47:12.000 The other day, I nutted in my girl, and there was so much lotion, I couldn't tell if I came or not.

01:47:15.000 Have you ever had that?

01:47:16.000 Where you're like, I think I came. 1.00

01:47:18.000 What the fuck are you doing? 1.00

01:47:19.000 What does your bedroom look like? 1.00

01:47:21.000 I just imagined plastic sheets and lotion everywhere.

01:47:25.000 Put down the tarp, hon. Like, what are you doing?

01:47:30.000 I can't tell if you came or not. 0.99

01:47:33.000 I got this CBD sex lube and it just like numbs you so hard. 0.99

01:47:38.000 Oh my god. 0.99

01:47:42.000 It numbs you?

01:47:43.000 Yeah, it's numb and it's warm.

01:47:45.000 It's pretty cool. 1.00

01:47:45.000 Why do you want your dick numb? 1.00

01:47:47.000 I don't. 1.00

01:47:47.000 We just got it. 1.00

01:47:48.000 We tried it and it was pretty good.

01:47:51.000 Don't they do make desensitizing cream so people can last longer?

01:47:55.000 Yeah, I think it's CBD version of that.

01:47:58.000 Oh my god.

01:48:00.000 It's great, but sometimes it's a little much.

01:48:02.000 I don't know what's going on down there sometimes. 0.99

01:48:09.000 Isn't there like a fucking dose that you use? 0.99

01:48:13.000 I just keep on squirting. 1.00

01:48:14.000 I squirt like 10 times on her butt. 1.00

01:48:16.000 Jesus. 1.00

01:48:18.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

01:48:19.000 What's wrong with you? 1.00

01:48:21.000 What is the fucking floor of your bedroom with like just oil puddles? 1.00

01:48:28.000 No one's ever said that ever. 0.99

01:48:34.000 You ever come and you don't even know if you came because there's so much lotion?

01:48:37.000 Like what? 0.99

01:48:41.000 What the fuck is wrong? 0.99

01:48:43.000 You're doing it wrong. 0.99

01:48:44.000 Everything.

01:48:46.000 I've always liked a lot of lotion. 0.97

01:48:47.000 I would always get a second bed and one to sleep in and one to fuck up at a hotel room. 0.91

01:48:53.000 And we'll just get baby oil, a whole thing of baby oil, and just become like aliens. 0.98

01:49:01.000 It's great.

01:49:02.000 It's slimy. 1.00

01:49:04.000 It's slimy tits everywhere. 1.00

01:49:06.000 That's what you like? 1.00

01:49:07.000 I like it.

01:49:08.000 Do you like things getting all slimy?

01:49:09.000 Yeah, it's cool.

01:49:10.000 It feels good.

01:49:17.000 Oh my god, I'm just imagining you.

01:49:20.000 Don't knock it.

01:49:22.000 I imagine you coming back from CVS with a plastic bag filled with baby oils.

01:49:27.000 100%, I've done it multiple times in my life.

01:49:31.000 That was mostly more of a high school thing.

01:49:33.000 We used to just love doing that.

01:49:34.000 Imagine those maids. 1.00

01:49:35.000 They get a hold of those sheets like, what the fuck happened here? 0.99

01:49:40.000 Oh, they know. 0.99

01:49:41.000 I'm sure a lot of people do that.

01:49:42.000 I guess.

01:49:43.000 That much baby oil?

01:49:44.000 I don't think that happens very often.

01:49:47.000 Oh, everybody.

01:49:47.000 Cocoa butter.

01:49:48.000 Oh, everybody.

01:49:49.000 Yeah, a bunch of cocoa butter.

01:49:49.000 Everybody's got baby oil all over the place.

01:49:51.000 I bet it.

01:49:52.000 I bet it's more known. 0.99

01:49:55.000 Brian goes to Home Depot, brings back fucking construction hefty bags, lays them over the bed. 0.99

01:50:01.000 Heck yeah. 0.99

01:50:03.000 Slip and slide.

01:50:05.000 That's what you're into?

01:50:05.000 Just covering yourself up?

01:50:06.000 Oh, yeah.

01:50:07.000 It feels good when you... 1.00

01:50:08.000 Because, like, tits. 1.00

01:50:09.000 Imagine huge tits and butts. 1.00

01:50:11.000 Like, that's just... 1.00

01:50:12.000 It's like...

01:50:12.000 Slippery.

01:50:13.000 Yeah, it's fun.

01:50:13.000 You don't like that sensation.

01:50:15.000 What's wrong with you guys?

01:50:17.000 I mean, it's nothing bad.

01:50:18.000 I just have never committed to it so far.

01:50:20.000 Oh, you got to.

01:50:21.000 It's fun.

01:50:22.000 Jesus Christ, Brian.

01:50:25.000 What a weird way for a maid... 1.00

01:50:29.000 To discover your nighttime activities.

01:50:32.000 Yeah.

01:50:32.000 Walking just baby oil all over your bed.

01:50:35.000 It would suck to be a maid, huh? 1.00

01:50:37.000 You're just cleaning up old cum stuff everywhere. 1.00

01:50:40.000 Farts. 1.00

01:50:42.000 People are gross, too. 0.99

01:50:44.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:50:45.000 If they know they don't have to clean, they just live like animals.

01:50:48.000 Mm-hmm.

01:50:49.000 It's not a good job.

01:50:50.000 Mm-mm. 0.99

01:50:51.000 Have you seen the fucking wave of migrants that's making its way across the southern border now that Title 42 is about to expire or pass or whatever the fuck is happening? 0.99

01:51:03.000 What's Title 42? 0.99

01:51:06.000 We should Google that just so we get an accurate...

01:51:10.000 Description of what it is, but the migrants that are making their way across the border, it's crazy.

01:51:17.000 Like, just the sheer number is insane.

01:51:21.000 Title 42, end of the coronavirus, restrictions and asylums. 0.59

01:51:28.000 Restrictions are often referred to as Title 42 because the authority comes from Title 42 of a 1944 public health law that allows curbs on migration in the name of protecting public health.

01:51:40.000 So it's because of the pandemic.

01:51:41.000 The end of Title 42's use has raised questions about what will happen with migration at the U.S.-Mexico border.

01:51:48.000 The Biden administration is preparing for an increase in migrants.

01:51:52.000 Okay.

01:51:53.000 So just go to Google what it looks like on the border.

01:52:00.000 At the end of Title 42. Mexican border.

01:52:04.000 But like, there's some videos that show people making their way across.

01:52:09.000 Making my way across.

01:52:11.000 It's really crazy because just the sheer numbers are insane.

01:52:16.000 But it makes sense.

01:52:17.000 I mean, if I lived in Guatemala and I knew that there were some jobs in America...

01:52:23.000 There's so many people making a cross.

01:52:25.000 It's just happening all day long.

01:52:27.000 And to be fair, like, our whole country is going through a problem with people not wanting to work anymore because of COVID. Like, kids are not going back to work.

01:52:36.000 Like, McDonald's is closing early because they don't have enough workers.

01:52:39.000 So there is jobs for certain kind of people that I think have opened up since COVID, right?

01:52:45.000 Yeah, and then there's also criminals.

01:52:47.000 That's the problem.

01:52:48.000 When you let people in illegally, you don't know if they're cartel members, you don't know if they're terrorists from another country.

01:52:54.000 You have no idea.

01:52:55.000 That's the whole reason for legal migration. 0.99

01:52:57.000 You want people to be able to have a background check on scumbags and murderers. 0.99

01:53:05.000 But the fucking sheer bulk of people that are coming across here. 1.00

01:53:10.000 If you lived in another country, this is the promised land. 0.99

01:53:13.000 It just shows you, even today, as fucked up as we are, it's still a place where so much can happen. 0.98

01:53:19.000 You have so much freedom. 0.97

01:53:21.000 You can start your own business, you can get things popping, and you don't even have to have an ID to vote.

01:53:27.000 You can vote for whoever lets you in.

01:53:29.000 You can come over here, fake it.

01:53:33.000 There's places that want illegal immigrants to be able to vote. 0.99

01:53:36.000 Weren't they trying to do that in New York City?

01:53:40.000 I think so.

01:53:42.000 We're lucky.

01:53:43.000 Someone or our ancestor took the trip.

01:53:46.000 It's funny, though, that at a certain point in time, we're like, stop, no more.

01:53:49.000 No more new people.

01:53:50.000 Right.

01:53:50.000 It says it got struck down.

01:53:52.000 Oh, they were trying to do it, but it got struck down? 1.00

01:53:54.000 Yeah, they're out of their fucking mind. 1.00

01:53:56.000 Illegal aliens voting. 1.00

01:53:57.000 No, the whole idea is, like, you've got to become a citizen.

01:54:00.000 Okay?

01:54:00.000 You've got to be all in on this.

01:54:01.000 You can't be from Saudi Arabia and vote in America.

01:54:04.000 Right. 1.00

01:54:04.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

01:54:06.000 Legalization of oil. 1.00

01:54:09.000 What?

01:54:10.000 No.

01:54:11.000 Meaning, like, people from other, you know, countries could get together and then, like, try to pass things that would benefit their country.

01:54:17.000 You know, you have to...

01:54:18.000 I'm sure that's already happening.

01:54:19.000 I'm sure there's spies.

01:54:21.000 There's probably Russian agents working in the White House right now.

01:54:24.000 Probably.

01:54:25.000 We probably have ones over in China.

01:54:27.000 It's probably, like...

01:54:28.000 I bet there's operatives that work in all sorts of different foreign countries that are...

01:54:35.000 Deep undercover that are sneaking around.

01:54:37.000 They get busted all the time.

01:54:38.000 I think what it's saying, it was only going to allow them to vote in New York City elections, local ones.

01:54:43.000 When they struck that down?

01:54:44.000 Yeah.

01:54:45.000 Just imagine...

01:54:47.000 What you're doing is just like you're playing to the illegals. 0.84

01:54:51.000 You're just like saying, look, if I could just get them on my side, like think about the bulk of this.

01:54:56.000 I have so many people and then the liberals are all going to vote for me anyway.

01:54:59.000 So I just get these, all these like people that shouldn't even be voting.

01:55:03.000 Now I have a new group of people to harvest vote from.

01:55:08.000 If they really wanted voting to be fair, they'd make everybody?

01:55:12.000 If you 100% couldn't fuck with voting machines, you 100% couldn't rig mail-in ballots, you couldn't do any of that, what would be the best way? 0.86

01:55:25.000 I would imagine it would be your face ID. Wouldn't it? 0.99

01:55:29.000 Connected to your social security network. 1.00

01:55:31.000 Yeah, like you pick up your phone, face ID, if you have an Android, you're fucked, you can't vote because you're stupid. 1.00

01:55:37.000 I heard something recently about that, that someone's doing a project, I have to look into this a little bit more, but it's called like the Doppelganger Project. 0.99

01:55:44.000 He's doing research that there's something like a thousand people in the world that have facial features that are similar to yours, and I think close enough that they could even unlock your phone.

01:55:53.000 Really?

01:55:54.000 Yeah.

01:55:55.000 Well, that Chinese Elon Musk. 0.87

01:55:56.000 I bet he could unlock Elon's phone.

01:55:59.000 That guy's cool.

01:56:02.000 I saw an interview with that guy.

01:56:03.000 Oh, yeah?

01:56:04.000 Yeah.

01:56:04.000 Because a lot of people think he's fake and AI-generated, but he did an interview.

01:56:10.000 And what was he saying?

01:56:11.000 He was just saying, like, I'm a huge fan.

01:56:14.000 That's pretty nice.

01:56:14.000 I drive a Tesla.

01:56:16.000 I've been banging all these hoes. 1.00

01:56:20.000 Yeah.

01:56:21.000 Yeah, I don't know about doppelgangers, if that's real.

01:56:24.000 There's the Chinese Elon Musk. 0.99

01:56:26.000 Fake Elon Musk angered Chinese fans who wanted to meet the real deal.

01:56:29.000 Oh, what happened there?

01:56:31.000 Oh, that's a fake Elon Musk.

01:56:33.000 Oh, boy.

01:56:36.000 What did he do?

01:56:37.000 What does it say?

01:56:38.000 He's an entrepreneur hosting an event, and his magazine says that he was expecting Elon Musk to attend, but they never guaranteed his presence.

01:56:47.000 Fake Elon Musk at event.

01:56:49.000 So that's the fake Elon Musk, that guy?

01:56:51.000 That's not him.

01:56:51.000 That's a really bad one.

01:56:53.000 That's a bad Elon Musk.

01:56:54.000 That's so fake.

01:56:56.000 Ew.

01:56:57.000 Yeah, that doesn't even look a little bit like Elon Musk.

01:57:00.000 But what about the Chinese one? 0.97

01:57:02.000 That's what I thought I was looking up.

01:57:03.000 No, it looks different.

01:57:05.000 That's him right there.

01:57:06.000 Yeah.

01:57:08.000 Jesus, that's close.

01:57:10.000 It's good. 0.95

01:57:11.000 That's pretty goddamn close.

01:57:14.000 I think Elon said that he wants to meet him. 0.84

01:57:16.000 He's probably his son.

01:57:19.000 Imagine?

01:57:20.000 Yeah.

01:57:21.000 If he went over there on a jaunt at one point in time.

01:57:25.000 Could be.

01:57:26.000 Could be.

01:57:29.000 That was a deep fake.

01:57:30.000 It's not a deep fake.

01:57:31.000 No, that's what I was saying.

01:57:32.000 People think he's a deep fake.

01:57:35.000 That's what was cool.

01:57:36.000 Come on, Mrenny!

01:57:37.000 Well, he doesn't sound like it.

01:57:39.000 Hi, everyone.

01:57:41.000 I'm Yilong Ma.

01:57:43.000 Money.

01:57:43.000 He wants money.

01:57:45.000 Oh, he's going to use the money to light his cigar.

01:57:51.000 Wow.

01:57:53.000 He does.

01:57:54.000 You think he'd unlock Elon's phone?

01:57:56.000 Huh?

01:57:57.000 I don't think he could, but, you know...

01:57:59.000 But has there been proven cases of someone being able to unlock someone's phone?

01:58:03.000 I think so.

01:58:04.000 I mean, my girlfriend saw a photo of another girl the other day and thought it was her, you know, and...

01:58:10.000 I know, but...

01:58:13.000 That's like a stereotype, buddy.

01:58:14.000 I know, but she couldn't tell.

01:58:16.000 She couldn't tell.

01:58:18.000 And I was like, she's like, I think that's me.

01:58:20.000 And I'm like, no, it's not.

01:58:22.000 LAUGHTER Whitney Cummings says that.

01:58:25.000 There's like two people that look very similar.

01:58:27.000 The girl at the mothership.

01:58:29.000 Yeah.

01:58:29.000 There's one girl that came to one of her shows.

01:58:31.000 They got pictures together.

01:58:33.000 It's really creepy.

01:58:34.000 Here's some of these doppelganger guys.

01:58:35.000 These are people I don't think they even live in the same country.

01:58:38.000 Those are two dudes, two women.

01:58:41.000 They have the same face, not the same hair.

01:58:42.000 Whoa.

01:58:43.000 Whoa.

01:58:44.000 Whoa.

01:58:47.000 Similar.

01:58:48.000 Pretty close, man.

01:58:50.000 Those two look pretty similar.

01:58:52.000 Wow.

01:58:54.000 The fact they're not related, I go to 100%, oh, you're her sister.

01:58:59.000 Well, there's only so many variables with facial features, right?

01:59:03.000 Right.

01:59:04.000 There's probably another Ari Shaffir out there, believe it or not. 0.99

01:59:06.000 There's probably tons of them.

01:59:07.000 How about that cat that looks like Ari? 0.99

01:59:08.000 Oh, that's the best one.

01:59:10.000 I found a new one the other day.

01:59:12.000 Those are great.

01:59:16.000 Can't Michael Lehrer's son unlock his phone?

01:59:18.000 He looks so much like him.

01:59:20.000 I don't know.

01:59:21.000 I think I heard that.

01:59:22.000 I don't think they pay for that phone anymore.

01:59:24.000 I just Googled it.

01:59:27.000 This says that people can do it.

01:59:29.000 It could be unlocked even if you have an evil sibling who looks close enough to you.

01:59:33.000 Really?

01:59:33.000 They don't have to be a doppelganger.

01:59:34.000 And is this with Apple phones or with Android phones?

01:59:37.000 This is with iPhones.

01:59:38.000 Interesting.

01:59:39.000 I mean, sometimes my phone's on the table over there and it unlocks.

01:59:42.000 I'm like, how did you even see me from over here?

01:59:44.000 Right.

01:59:45.000 It's weird how good it works.

01:59:47.000 Bam, it's open right there.

01:59:49.000 Here's even on Apple's website.

01:59:50.000 My sister can unlock my phone and we are not twins.

01:59:52.000 Whoa.

01:59:54.000 So, maybe test it.

01:59:56.000 I don't know.

01:59:58.000 Interesting.

02:00:00.000 Interesting.

02:00:01.000 Huh.

02:00:02.000 I know that Android has an unlock, but it's not nearly as secure because it's not like a 3D image of your face.

02:00:09.000 Right.

02:00:09.000 So you can probably unlock with a photo.

02:00:11.000 It's definitely not as good as Face ID. But don't you think, like, fingerprint's the best?

02:00:16.000 Yeah, well, the Face ID, I never even think about it, you know.

02:00:19.000 Right.

02:00:20.000 Because it just works.

02:00:21.000 It just works.

02:00:21.000 Yeah, that's true.

02:00:23.000 Yeah, I think a fingerprint is the...

02:00:25.000 I mean, I'm looking at my computer right now.

02:00:27.000 There's a camera looking at me.

02:00:28.000 They could put Face ID on it, but they have the fingerprint scanner on it.

02:00:32.000 Yeah.

02:00:33.000 It's weird.

02:00:34.000 Maybe there's another sensor in there they can't put in here, I guess, but I don't know what does it.

02:00:38.000 It is annoying, though, that with iPhones, it takes up so much of your screen real estate.

02:00:43.000 That island and face ID? Yeah.

02:00:46.000 It's like that little strip is kind of whack.

02:00:48.000 They're just waiting for the under-camera technology to catch up.

02:00:52.000 So in like two years, iPhone will get rid of it.

02:00:55.000 And what is supposed to be going on with this Ultra?

02:00:58.000 Like if they're going to have an Ultra phone?

02:00:59.000 Like what's the purpose of that?

02:01:01.000 It's just a bigger one, I think.

02:01:02.000 That's it?

02:01:03.000 Yeah, I think that's it.

02:01:04.000 I thought it had better specs because it showed that it has a better screen.

02:01:08.000 Right.

02:01:09.000 The screen has less bezel.

02:01:10.000 Right.

02:01:11.000 I think that they're just doing what they're doing right now.

02:01:15.000 The big one always has a little bit better features. 0.98

02:01:18.000 So they make people buy the most expensive shit possible with the Ultra Watch. 0.99

02:01:21.000 Just a physical mock-up so they can make cases and shit. 0.98

02:01:25.000 I don't think that they've leaked any useful use cases or anything. 0.94

02:01:30.000 But if you think about people and their desire to always have the latest, greatest, most expensive shit, they're all going to get the Ultra.

02:01:37.000 That's probably going to be the number one selling phone. 0.94

02:01:39.000 I can't believe a $2,500 phone is selling so well.

02:01:42.000 Especially if they put one of those, like the M1 or M2, I guess it's M2 chip that allows you to do Final Cut or Logic.

02:01:48.000 If this is what unlocks the new headset, the virtual AR headset, then 100% that's going to be like...

02:01:53.000 Is the virtual AR headset a guarantee that's definitely happening?

02:01:57.000 Supposedly next month.

02:01:59.000 Next month?

02:01:59.000 Yeah, they have that W, whatever, that thing they do once a year where Apple releases new stuff.

02:02:05.000 And supposedly it's going to be announced next month.

02:02:09.000 And it's going to have like an external battery pack, which is kind of weird.

02:02:13.000 You know, you have to wear something around on your belt or something.

02:02:17.000 There's not much really known about it.

02:02:19.000 This is a picture they've shown that's the best picture.

02:02:22.000 I guess everyone's agreeing is this is what it's gonna look like.

02:02:24.000 I gotta piss.

02:02:25.000 We'll be right back.

02:02:26.000 Do you do the tea injection yourself?

02:02:29.000 Yeah.

02:02:31.000 I talked to that guy about it the other day.

02:02:33.000 He's like, you need to get online.

02:02:35.000 You just get it sent to you.

02:02:36.000 Oh, you're getting your injections at a doctor's studio?

02:02:38.000 Yeah, I go once a week. 0.99

02:02:40.000 That's ridiculous. 0.85

02:02:41.000 Yeah, but I get tested once a week. 0.86

02:02:42.000 He's making sure everything's cool and stuff.

02:02:44.000 Well, that's good.

02:02:44.000 And I have to bleed.

02:02:47.000 They make me bleed.

02:02:48.000 They bleed?

02:02:49.000 Yeah, because there's a level in your blood that you have to get below.

02:02:53.000 Do you have a lot of blood?

02:02:54.000 Do you have extra blood?

02:02:55.000 It has something to do with...

02:02:57.000 I don't know what it's called.

02:02:58.000 It's like blood cells.

02:02:59.000 You have too much white blood cells or one of the cells that happens from tea.

02:03:07.000 There's a video that's gone around a lot.

02:03:08.000 I think it's bloodletting, right?

02:03:10.000 Where they pop something in your forehead and let the blood squirt out.

02:03:13.000 Have you seen that?

02:03:13.000 And I don't know why people do it.

02:03:14.000 Because they're dumb? 1.00

02:03:15.000 Maybe. 1.00

02:03:16.000 But do you know what I'm talking about?

02:03:16.000 No.

02:03:17.000 No?

02:03:18.000 Bloodletting from your forehead?

02:03:19.000 Yeah.

02:03:20.000 Okay.

02:03:22.000 I only know of it.

02:03:23.000 I thought it was something we talked about here. 0.77

02:03:25.000 Bloodletting from your forehead. 0.93

02:03:26.000 That sounds like leeches. 1.00

02:03:28.000 That sounds like some old school shit. 1.00

02:03:30.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:03:31.000 Bloodletting?

02:03:32.000 You know what is it called?

02:03:34.000 Trepanning?

02:03:35.000 Where they drill holes in the heads to relieve pressure?

02:03:38.000 Yeah.

02:03:39.000 Spirits would get in there? 1.00

02:03:40.000 That's bullshit. 0.99

02:03:41.000 It might not be called bloodletting, but this is the video I'm talking about. 1.00

02:03:45.000 Hold on.

02:03:48.000 Oh! 0.60

02:03:50.000 Blood drain from forehead in bloodletting procedure.

02:03:53.000 That is what it's called.

02:03:54.000 For what reason?

02:03:54.000 I guess it's in China is where they're doing this one.

02:03:56.000 Oh, but that's like fucking voodoo shit. 1.00

02:04:00.000 Why would that be good to cut your forehead? 1.00

02:04:04.000 Why are we watching this? 0.95

02:04:05.000 I'm not showing it online.

02:04:07.000 Boy, that's a lot of blood.

02:04:09.000 Yeah.

02:04:10.000 And it's one of those things...

02:04:11.000 Look how they have it blurred out where the blood hits the pan.

02:04:14.000 Why?

02:04:15.000 You can handle it squirting out of his head, but you can't handle it hitting the pan. 1.00

02:04:20.000 Yeah, that's stupid. 1.00

02:04:23.000 Okay. 1.00

02:04:24.000 Alright. 0.99

02:04:24.000 I think that's probably just stupid. 0.99

02:04:27.000 If I had to guess? 1.00

02:04:29.000 I don't know.

02:04:30.000 Something about recycling your blood though, right?

02:04:32.000 Yeah, but that's not recycling.

02:04:33.000 This is doing it into a urinal. 0.89

02:04:35.000 What is he doing?

02:04:37.000 He's peeing blood out of his head.

02:04:39.000 It's quite common used to treat pain, swelling, or other disorders related to blood congestions.

02:04:45.000 Yeah.

02:04:46.000 It's like the LA traffic in your veins.

02:04:50.000 Blood congestion?

02:04:51.000 So, like, bloodletting is actually a real medical procedure?

02:04:56.000 I think in the case we just watched, it might have been to reduce eye swelling.

02:05:00.000 Hmm.

02:05:03.000 Yeah, I don't know.

02:05:04.000 I do know that ever since I started doing tea, I haven't had hemorrhoid, bloody hemorrhoid anymore.

02:05:09.000 Congratulations.

02:05:10.000 It went away for a year.

02:05:11.000 I haven't had one.

02:05:12.000 And I think that was my period from all the estrogen.

02:05:15.000 Don't you think...

02:05:16.000 Like, I think I was really having a period that wasn't a hemorrhoid the whole time.

02:05:19.000 Don't you think that some of it comes from sitting on the toilet, reading your phone?

02:05:23.000 Yeah, but I haven't stopped doing that. 0.98

02:05:26.000 Maybe the testosterone has made your butthole muscles more robust.

02:05:30.000 Muscles, yeah, maybe. 0.72

02:05:31.000 So they can handle.

02:05:32.000 I thought it was weird, though.

02:05:33.000 It seems weird to talk about it.

02:05:37.000 No, because I always joke that was my man period, and I think it really was.

02:05:41.000 I think it really was.

02:05:44.000 That's weird.

02:05:44.000 Could be.

02:05:45.000 That's weird.

02:05:46.000 Yeah, Ari went through that for, like, most of his life.

02:05:49.000 He still goes through it.

02:05:50.000 Okay, why?

02:05:51.000 I thought the same thing.

02:05:53.000 What is that about?

02:05:53.000 Maybe his estrogen's high.

02:05:55.000 Maybe.

02:05:56.000 That makes sense.

02:05:57.000 It does.

02:05:58.000 Well, he freaks out sometimes. 0.99

02:06:02.000 Yeah, his butt's been bleeding since he was in high school. 0.98

02:06:06.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:06:06.000 I wonder if he gets his butt checked, though. 0.99

02:06:08.000 Because, I mean, he's had a lot of stuff going on there. 0.97

02:06:11.000 Yeah, it can't be good.

02:06:13.000 He's not going to the doctor.

02:06:14.000 No, you don't think so?

02:06:15.000 No.

02:06:15.000 I don't think so.

02:06:16.000 He's always in fucking Asia. 1.00

02:06:18.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:06:19.000 Backpacking.

02:06:20.000 Weird.

02:06:20.000 Going on his walkabouts.

02:06:22.000 Not for me.

02:06:23.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:06:25.000 Yeah, with a bloody butt. 1.00

02:06:27.000 Bloody butt, walking through Asia. 1.00

02:06:29.000 I was thinking of him at your mom's house. 0.99

02:06:31.000 He was on where he explained he didn't want to poop because it was a waste of time.

02:06:34.000 What?

02:06:35.000 When he was younger?

02:06:36.000 I don't even think of that young.

02:06:38.000 So he just held his poop in?

02:06:39.000 Yeah, he just forced himself to be constipated once a week or something.

02:06:43.000 Oh my god, I love pooping!

02:06:45.000 How can you do that?

02:06:47.000 I'm going to leave out the rest of the details of the story that are worse.

02:06:49.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.

02:06:51.000 But, yeah.

02:06:52.000 It gets ari-fied. 0.99

02:06:54.000 How can one even hold your poop in? 0.61

02:06:57.000 I don't get it. 0.72

02:06:58.000 How long can you hold it in? 1.00

02:06:59.000 Like, if you have to take a shit, you have to go. 1.00

02:07:01.000 Right. 1.00

02:07:02.000 How are you doing it for days?

02:07:04.000 He's like forcing constipation.

02:07:06.000 But that doesn't even make sense.

02:07:08.000 It seems impossible.

02:07:09.000 It also seems really deadly.

02:07:11.000 We can talk about it next time he's here, but if I remember to bring it up.

02:07:15.000 Why are we even talking about it now?

02:07:17.000 Came over here to promote Red Band's club. 0.99

02:07:20.000 I'm not talking about Ari's butt. 0.63

02:07:24.000 How many nights a week you guys open right now? 0.98

02:07:26.000 We're open every night.

02:07:28.000 We have a lot of shows, but we also have a lot of open mics and we have a lot of karaoke.

02:07:32.000 We've been doing karaoke, so it's fun watching all the comics get wasted at the end of the night and just get drunk and do karaoke.

02:07:39.000 And I embarrassedly did it the other day.

02:07:42.000 What'd you say?

02:07:43.000 So that's the problem.

02:07:44.000 My karaoke song has always been Creep Radiohead, but now Chappelle says that that's his, and now I feel weird.

02:07:49.000 I don't want to do it anymore.

02:07:50.000 What do you mean it's his?

02:07:52.000 Because he's known for that now.

02:07:54.000 He sings it.

02:07:54.000 I know.

02:07:55.000 It makes me feel weird now, singing it.

02:07:58.000 Really?

02:07:59.000 But it's Radiohead.

02:08:00.000 I know, I know.

02:08:01.000 It's just weird.

02:08:02.000 I don't know.

02:08:03.000 Okay, how about another one?

02:08:04.000 So I tried doing Lump by Presidents of the United States of America, and I fucked up because I forgot how fast that song is, and like, Lump stand alone in a boggy marsh, totally motionless.

02:08:18.000 So I was like halfway through, I was like, why did I pick this song?

02:08:21.000 Did you just bail?

02:08:22.000 No, I changed my voice to a high-pitched voice for some reason, like a woman's voice. 0.93

02:08:27.000 Because it'll move faster?

02:08:28.000 Yeah.

02:08:29.000 And so I started singing like, she's up, she's up, she's in my head!

02:08:34.000 It was the most embarrassing thing ever.

02:08:36.000 But karaoke's like that, right?

02:08:38.000 Do you just do Kiss songs?

02:08:41.000 I've only done it a couple of times.

02:08:43.000 The one time we did a Kiss song at the Alice in No Name morning show.

02:08:47.000 Yeah.

02:08:49.000 Sarah No Name.

02:08:50.000 Yeah.

02:08:51.000 Alice in the Morning?

02:08:52.000 Yeah, what was the song?

02:08:53.000 Love Gun.

02:08:54.000 Love Gun.

02:08:57.000 Yeah.

02:08:57.000 There's something funny about singing bad.

02:08:59.000 Yeah.

02:09:00.000 But I don't do it very often.

02:09:01.000 I'm not interested.

02:09:02.000 Right.

02:09:02.000 It's way better when you're drunk.

02:09:05.000 It's the only time to do it.

02:09:06.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:09:07.000 If you're singing karaoke and you're sober, you're a fucking psychopath. 1.00

02:09:11.000 You know? 1.00

02:09:12.000 You're really into it.

02:09:13.000 You're serious.

02:09:13.000 Yeah, that's true, man.

02:09:15.000 What's wrong with you?

02:09:16.000 God.

02:09:17.000 Especially if it's like a romantic song.

02:09:19.000 There's no one even there.

02:09:20.000 Who are you singing to?

02:09:24.000 You're doing Islands in the Stream, both voices.

02:09:26.000 There's something weird about people singing karaoke if no one's paying attention.

02:09:29.000 Uh-huh.

02:09:30.000 You know?

02:09:31.000 Yeah.

02:09:31.000 There's like three people at the bar, and this one person's by themselves, all serious, singing.

02:09:36.000 Did it start like in the 90s?

02:09:40.000 Karaoke?

02:09:40.000 I don't remember it.

02:09:42.000 I mean, I was too young, but like...

02:09:43.000 Well, I guess it had to start with technology, right?

02:09:45.000 Because you had to be able to see the scroll.

02:09:47.000 Right.

02:09:48.000 I think it started in an Asian country, probably, right?

02:09:50.000 Karaoke?

02:09:51.000 Yeah.

02:09:51.000 Sounds Japanese.

02:09:52.000 Yeah.

02:09:52.000 But Dimples, the karaoke place in Burbank, was the first one that moved to the United States and brought karaoke to the United States.

02:10:00.000 Really?

02:10:01.000 Yeah.

02:10:01.000 And then they tore it down and made a Whole Foods.

02:10:03.000 Yeah.

02:10:05.000 Yeah, karaoke kind of fell out of favor and then came back into favor.

02:10:09.000 Like with nostalgia, right?

02:10:11.000 Because there was a time period where karaoke bars were dead.

02:10:15.000 Yeah.

02:10:15.000 And now they came back.

02:10:17.000 Yeah.

02:10:17.000 And now you can get like private rooms so you can just like you and like five people have like a private room with your own karaoke so you don't have to like be embarrassing around everyone else.

02:10:27.000 Imagine that's what you want to do with your time.

02:10:32.000 Imagine.

02:10:33.000 Imagine that's your favorite thing to do.

02:10:35.000 Can't wait.

02:10:36.000 We're going to karaoke tonight.

02:10:38.000 It's my favorite thing.

02:10:41.000 Yeah.

02:10:43.000 That was a karaoke video game in 1985. What?

02:10:46.000 Yeah.

02:10:47.000 Really?

02:10:48.000 Yeah, I was just looking at the history.

02:10:49.000 It got...

02:10:51.000 The first machine was made in 1971, and it got popularized through the 70s, and then in 1983 or 86, a Filipino man patented the karaoke machine.

02:11:02.000 What do you think is embarrassing?

02:11:04.000 What do you think about things that we do today is going to be super embarrassing in the future?

02:11:09.000 Oh, selfies and all that stuff.

02:11:14.000 Why selfies, though?

02:11:15.000 I don't know.

02:11:16.000 Like taking...

02:11:16.000 I don't know.

02:11:17.000 They're going to do that forever.

02:11:19.000 You think?

02:11:20.000 They're never going to stop taking pictures of themselves.

02:11:23.000 It's just hilarious watching people try to find the right angle.

02:11:29.000 Right.

02:11:30.000 Podcasts?

02:11:30.000 We might look back at podcasts like...

02:11:33.000 Really?

02:11:33.000 I don't know.

02:11:34.000 This wouldn't be embarrassing.

02:11:36.000 This was like...

02:11:37.000 No.

02:11:37.000 Enjoyed by millions of people.

02:11:38.000 Why would that be embarrassing?

02:11:39.000 Yeah.

02:11:40.000 I'm trying to think outside the box.

02:11:42.000 You know, like what would be...

02:11:43.000 Carrying around a phone is probably going to be it.

02:11:46.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:11:46.000 We're going to probably think that was stupid. 1.00

02:11:48.000 Oh my God, they just carried around the phone. 1.00

02:11:49.000 They had to type with their fingers.

02:11:51.000 They want the implant.

02:11:52.000 How often do you do text to type or talk to type?

02:11:56.000 Not as much as I should.

02:11:57.000 I do it all the time.

02:11:58.000 Really?

02:11:58.000 It's so good.

02:11:59.000 They're so good.

02:12:00.000 They're so accurate.

02:12:01.000 I do it in my car.

02:12:03.000 Yeah, I do it in my car too, but I do it a lot.

02:12:06.000 It's so much quicker than typing it. 0.97

02:12:09.000 As long as you're not saying something weird, where it doesn't know what the fuck you're saying, like some weird name of something or something like that.

02:12:16.000 My problem is you do it for notes when I think of a joke and I want to write it down real quick and then I won't proofread it and then there's like some weird words in it and then it totally makes me not remember what the joke's about. 0.63

02:12:27.000 Like, wait, what?

02:12:29.000 Sometimes it fucks up too much.

02:12:31.000 Well, apparently Google's version of that is better.

02:12:34.000 Google's voice to type is better.

02:12:35.000 Have you used it at all?

02:12:37.000 Yeah, I've used Google's voice. 0.89

02:12:38.000 You still have a Galaxy fuckword? 0.92

02:12:41.000 Two galaxies, or two, I have the flip... 0.96

02:12:44.000 The fold?

02:12:46.000 Yeah.

02:12:46.000 The flip one, the small one.

02:12:47.000 Oh, you have the flip one, yeah.

02:12:48.000 And then I have the S23 Ultra. 1.00

02:12:50.000 Which one do you fuck with the most? 0.99

02:12:52.000 The S23 Ultra. 0.99

02:12:54.000 Yeah, it's a good phone.

02:12:55.000 It's great.

02:12:55.000 Yeah.

02:12:56.000 Yeah. 0.97

02:12:57.000 The cameras are fucking incredible. 0.98

02:12:59.000 It's so amazing that you could film a movie off a phone now. 0.99

02:13:03.000 Legitimately film a movie.

02:13:04.000 If you do it right, you could watch it on television.

02:13:08.000 It'd be a great movie.

02:13:10.000 That's completely possible now.

02:13:12.000 If they do put Final Cut Pro...

02:13:15.000 On your phone?

02:13:15.000 How many movies are going to be made where it's shot and edited on an iPhone?

02:13:20.000 Yeah, that's what they're showing, the Apple trailer for the Final Cut Pro, where they're showing them use the iPad and film it, then edit it.

02:13:27.000 And with the Apple Pencil, you can now draw on the film, so you can make effects.

02:13:32.000 If you want to have a pow thing, you can draw the pow and it will animate the effect.

02:13:37.000 It's like taking Final Cut Pro to another level where you can draw on it now and do effects using your Apple Pencil.

02:13:42.000 Oh, so it actually makes it better than having a computer.

02:13:44.000 Kind of, yeah.

02:13:45.000 Kind of.

02:13:46.000 Unless you have a computer attached to a tablet, like a Wacom or something.

02:13:49.000 Right, right.

02:13:52.000 Whew.

02:13:53.000 What's next?

02:13:54.000 It's the neural interface, right?

02:13:56.000 That's next.

02:13:57.000 Yeah, absolutely.

02:13:58.000 That's going to be the big game changer.

02:14:01.000 That's going to be weird, man, because we're all going to want to do it because the people that do it are going to have a big advantage.

02:14:08.000 They're going to be just completely connected to technology.

02:14:13.000 And then who's going to be in control of that?

02:14:16.000 What?

02:14:17.000 I just remembered to show you something.

02:14:19.000 Oh.

02:14:20.000 Because who's going to be in control of it?

02:14:22.000 I think the wearables, you know, like the AR, VR glasses that Apple's going to do, but not having a phone anymore and just having glasses on is definitely going to be a thing.

02:14:32.000 Think about how locked in people are to their social media, you know, to their Twitter.

02:14:36.000 Like when people get banned from Twitter back in the day, they were devastated.

02:14:40.000 That was like an exile from the community.

02:14:43.000 Imagine something like that, but that's your brain.

02:14:47.000 Like you're locked into this community, a rigid community, where you have to think and behave in a certain way, or you get exiled.

02:14:58.000 This is what I oot about.

02:14:59.000 Oh! 0.60

02:15:00.000 Yes!

02:15:00.000 Did you see this?

02:15:01.000 Yeah, I did see this.

02:15:02.000 So play it.

02:15:03.000 New gameplay proves Unrecord is real.

02:15:07.000 Is this the name of the game?

02:15:09.000 I think the game is called Unrecord, correct.

02:15:11.000 So this is a guy clearing a room.

02:15:14.000 He's got a pistol in front of him.

02:15:16.000 It looks insanely real.

02:15:17.000 And it's like body cam footage angle is how it's supposed to be designed.

02:15:23.000 That's what it looks like.

02:15:24.000 So yeah, this trailer came out and it freaked a lot of people out.

02:15:26.000 They're like, this is too real.

02:15:28.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:15:29.000 You guys fucked up. 1.00

02:15:30.000 This is crazy. 1.00

02:15:32.000 Give me some volume.

02:15:34.000 I mean, everything from the brass.

02:15:37.000 You can tell it's fake right there.

02:15:39.000 There's smoke from the gun.

02:15:42.000 But yeah, this...

02:15:45.000 This is crossing a line of realism that is like, what are we doing?

02:15:50.000 Is this a game or is this a training simulator?

02:15:53.000 And they blur his face.

02:15:54.000 What a fun little thing they do.

02:15:58.000 This is his body cam footage.

02:16:00.000 This is incredible, man.

02:16:03.000 They did recently, though, make a new version of a trailer to show people that this is a game.

02:16:08.000 This is made in, like, Unreal.

02:16:10.000 This isn't footage from a real cop or someone clearing a building.

02:16:14.000 So this is the Unreal 4 engine?

02:16:16.000 So this is 5. What they've been doing since we've been talking about it a few times now, it's been getting updated probably monthly with new features and new additions and new add-ons that are making the Unreal 5 even better, like, exponentially better all the time.

02:16:34.000 It's a free tool.

02:16:35.000 So, like, I don't know how much time someone put in this, probably a lot, but it could have, in theory, been made by a small group of people.

02:16:41.000 This is wild, man.

02:16:42.000 Yeah, because a lot of this is just assets.

02:16:44.000 Like, I want a tire image.

02:16:45.000 I want a keg image. 0.97

02:16:47.000 Yeah, almost like how Beeple was explaining to us.

02:16:49.000 He just goes in and finds assets online and makes stuff.

02:16:52.000 You can start doing this.

02:16:53.000 Listen, I would have a real problem in this game.

02:16:57.000 Ha ha ha ha ha!

02:16:59.000 I'm having a real problem just watching it.

02:17:01.000 Yeah, and I don't know if it's going to be in VR, which I would imagine it is.

02:17:04.000 Oh, yeah, it will be.

02:17:05.000 This kind of gameplay, you can easily make VR. Why is the person's face blurred?

02:17:09.000 Because it's supposed to be a body cam footage, and you're supposed to be watching, you know, the look of, like, we're watching this in court, you know?

02:17:17.000 You know what I mean?

02:17:18.000 Here's how it did look.

02:17:21.000 It's a little not as clear.

02:17:23.000 Now it's, like, updated into 4K. Wow.

02:17:27.000 Which means that like, yeah, the trees, the sky, the building textures.

02:17:33.000 Why do you think the metaverse didn't take off?

02:17:35.000 Why was that a colossal failure?

02:17:37.000 Well, it's because it's, I mean, look, you know, Zuckerberg's version of the metaverse is that no one has legs.

02:17:47.000 Like, everyone looks like Nintendo Wii characters and stuff, and it's goofy.

02:17:52.000 Where you look at something like VRChat, which I use.

02:17:56.000 You could be anything you want.

02:17:57.000 You could have a scan of you and make it look super realistic.

02:18:00.000 So when you're talking to somebody, you look like you're talking to a real person.

02:18:04.000 But like that.

02:18:06.000 See, that's actually a woman that used her phone and scanned her image into an avatar. 1.00

02:18:12.000 And that's the stuff that's cool.

02:18:14.000 And unfortunately, Zuckerberg and all those guys have been pushing this, like, ridiculous Nintendo Wii.

02:18:19.000 Now, this was, just so this was Zuckerberg, this is Meta's product.

02:18:23.000 Right, right, right, right, right.

02:18:25.000 But that's the Metaverse that, you know, he's not selling this Metaverse, right? 0.68

02:18:29.000 You know, he's selling this silly version of it. 0.82

02:18:32.000 So what's the silly versions? 0.87

02:18:33.000 The fact that you have the headset?

02:18:34.000 Well, could you just type in, like, you know, the...

02:18:37.000 Oculus Worlds, I think.

02:18:38.000 Yeah, whatever.

02:18:39.000 This is...

02:18:40.000 That's the stuff that what he's showing is more closer to what I'm using right now.

02:18:45.000 And that's, you know, VRChat.

02:18:47.000 This is...

02:18:47.000 See, like, look at all these goofy characters.

02:18:49.000 Like... 0.95

02:18:51.000 See, you have no legs. 0.86

02:18:52.000 You look like a little cartoon.

02:18:53.000 It looks like for kids, you know?

02:18:56.000 And what you were just watching with that other image that is coming sooner, you know, that's the kind of stuff that's already out there and that I use.

02:19:05.000 You know, I could be a realistic person.

02:19:07.000 I could be a cartoon character.

02:19:08.000 I could be anything I want.

02:19:09.000 I have legs.

02:19:10.000 This is just like, I don't know, for kids.

02:19:13.000 It's very kids.

02:19:14.000 This is not the only thing that was available, right?

02:19:17.000 Correct.

02:19:17.000 This is just to like hang out and talk to people, I guess.

02:19:20.000 Right, but this is what Zuckerberg, like the metaverse, this is his, like we're spending billions of dollars thinking this kind of thing is going to take off.

02:19:28.000 So here's something that I asked someone over a year ago that I didn't understand because we hadn't seen the AI stuff.

02:19:35.000 There's spaces like this.

02:19:36.000 I'll try to pull it back up on the screen.

02:19:38.000 When this guy is floating around in here, this is not how they did it, I'll be honest with you, but this is how it was explained to me.

02:19:44.000 When you're in that world, it shows a missile silo or something.

02:19:48.000 You could be like, nope, don't make that a missile silo.

02:19:49.000 I want to be on a beach.

02:19:51.000 You just say that, and it'll go, okay, poof.

02:19:53.000 Now you're on a beach.

02:19:54.000 It's like, no, it's too cartoony.

02:19:56.000 Make it more realistic, and it'll be like, more realistic beach.

02:19:59.000 And that's how some of the metaverse stuff is supposed to be.

02:20:02.000 It's not here yet, though.

02:20:03.000 And I don't know how long it's going to take to get here.

02:20:05.000 But isn't a barrier to entry just the putting on goggles?

02:20:10.000 A lot of people don't want to do that.

02:20:12.000 Right.

02:20:12.000 Well, it also makes people sick.

02:20:16.000 And also, you know, a lot of problems.

02:20:17.000 And that's mostly based off frame rate.

02:20:22.000 So, like, if you're using something that is poorly made, like software, like an app... 0.98

02:20:27.000 And you put it on, and the frame rate's shit, then you're just gonna get sick immediately. 0.95

02:20:33.000 Is it too low a frame rate? 0.98

02:20:34.000 Yeah, too low a frame rate, you start getting sick.

02:20:36.000 So it just confuses you?

02:20:37.000 Yeah, it just makes you feel uneasy, like when you're spinning on a carnival ride or something, and your stomach starts getting low. 0.99

02:20:43.000 That makes sense where if your eyeballs are seeing something that's blurry and fucked, your mind might say, oh my god, you're sick, you should throw up. 0.98

02:20:52.000 Exactly. 1.00

02:20:53.000 You ate something bad, you're dying.

02:20:54.000 Right.

02:20:55.000 Yeah.

02:20:56.000 Here's something I'll show you.

02:20:58.000 There's not a lot of content and Facebook may be fucking up by not showing this stuff more.

02:21:02.000 So Canon made this dual fisheye lens.

02:21:04.000 I'm pretty sure it's the only one that's out there right now.

02:21:06.000 Right.

02:21:07.000 That allows you to shoot content to be watched in these headsets. 0.97

02:21:11.000 And when it's done right, which hasn't been done right very much, but when it is done right, it's fucking amazing. 0.93

02:21:18.000 It is wild how cool it looks.

02:21:20.000 But there's not a lot to look at right now.

02:21:22.000 And you have to put the headset on to see it.

02:21:24.000 Right.

02:21:24.000 But things in front of you look like you should just reach out and touch them, and they're in high-definition quality.

02:21:29.000 It seems like every iteration of these things, we're always waiting for the one that's like, that's it.

02:21:35.000 Like, if you go back to when VR was first talked about, it was like the 80s and 90s.

02:21:40.000 Remember, they thought that that was going to be a thing.

02:21:43.000 You put on the goggles, you're in another world.

02:21:44.000 But technology wasn't really there.

02:21:46.000 And then all of a sudden, with Oculus and with the HTC Vive, okay, we're getting real close.

02:21:51.000 Now we're getting real close.

02:21:52.000 But it's still like...

02:21:54.000 Not quite.

02:21:54.000 That's what they think Apple is going to do with their headset, that it's going to be that cool, supposedly.

02:22:02.000 This is VR in the 90s.

02:22:03.000 They probably thought, this is the beginning.

02:22:05.000 We're getting ready, and this is going to be the future.

02:22:08.000 To use this, you had to be in a big pod.

02:22:09.000 Those pods we almost want to use now, but the pod was just to track you.

02:22:13.000 If you went out of the pod, it wasn't reading you.

02:22:15.000 Anything inside the pod, it read.

02:22:16.000 You had to have all sorts of cables and wires and things connected to you.

02:22:20.000 Still, though.

02:22:21.000 Where did they have this at?

02:22:22.000 They did a cosci.

02:22:23.000 Okay.

02:22:24.000 So this is in the 90s.

02:22:26.000 And here we are, 2023. It's still not quite...

02:22:31.000 You would have thought that would have taken off.

02:22:33.000 I forgot about that.

02:22:34.000 That's what the headset looks like.

02:22:36.000 They still have these things in arcades all over the place.

02:22:40.000 The graphics got a little better.

02:22:42.000 One of the things they think they're going to be able to do is recreate psychedelic experiences.

02:22:47.000 They think they're going to be able to make a VR psychedelic experience so you could trip balls without having to do any drugs and it'll have the same effect on your mind.

02:22:56.000 I do a pretty good version of it, like, all the time.

02:22:59.000 Yeah?

02:22:59.000 Yeah.

02:22:59.000 The thing I play all the time, I have a character that you could do DMT, acid, mushrooms, and stuff like that, and you take it, and you start seeing a little bit of trails on your hands, and then you start seeing more trails.

02:23:11.000 Like, it's pretty good. 0.93

02:23:13.000 And you could do DMT, where there's, like, fucking, like, Buddhas coming out of the ground that look like lasers and shit like that. 0.98

02:23:19.000 Really? 0.99

02:23:19.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:23:20.000 Sometimes we'll just listen to music, get high, and just do that for hours.

02:23:23.000 Yeah.

02:23:24.000 And what are you using?

02:23:27.000 What is this?

02:23:27.000 This looks like unreal, but someone's made a shrimp trip.

02:23:31.000 Yeah.

02:23:32.000 Oh, wow.

02:23:34.000 This just goes on for a few minutes.

02:23:35.000 Yeah, there's just different visuals and stuff.

02:23:37.000 How many grams would you say that is?

02:23:39.000 Yeah, see, oh, I love that lighting effect where it's like clouds, shadows. 0.99

02:23:43.000 Maybe this is a real video, then they fucked with it. 0.99

02:23:45.000 Yeah, I think this is a real dog. 1.00

02:23:46.000 Yeah, this is a real video.

02:23:51.000 The dog knows you're tripping.

02:23:52.000 That's cool.

02:23:55.000 So what are you using?

02:23:56.000 I'm using VRChat, which is the good version of what Zuckerberg's trying to do.

02:24:01.000 And VRChat is connected how?

02:24:03.000 Are you using a PC? It's free.

02:24:05.000 You can actually use an Oculus for it.

02:24:07.000 You're not going to get that great of graphics.

02:24:08.000 But I'm using a really high-end PC and a Valve Index headset.

02:24:15.000 It's a VR chats free and it's kind of like, you know, you just download it, you make your character or whatever.

02:24:20.000 And then you go, hey, I want to go to Disneyland or hey, I want to go buy on a beach, you know, and you just type in beach and it's like Google and they'll show you all the worlds you can go to.

02:24:30.000 And then you go there, meet up with your friends, you know, do acid on the beach or whatever.

02:24:34.000 And the graphics are really high end.

02:24:35.000 Oh, yeah.

02:24:37.000 Each level is made by a different person, so there's good versions of it and bad versions of it, realistic versions of it.

02:24:45.000 So this is like the real cutting edge.

02:24:47.000 Yeah, this is what...

02:24:51.000 This is way more popular times a lot than Zuckerberg's stuff.

02:24:55.000 Really?

02:24:55.000 How many people are using this?

02:24:57.000 It's one of the largest user base of a multiplayer game on Steam.

02:25:05.000 There is another thing which I don't like.

02:25:07.000 You're hung up on that headset.

02:25:10.000 Maybe today you do, but you're not going to have to use the headset.

02:25:13.000 You'll be able to play with me and Brian.

02:25:15.000 If we have our headsets on, just through a browser like this.

02:25:17.000 Oh, you can do that right now.

02:25:18.000 Yeah, you don't have to put the headset on.

02:25:20.000 Oh, so you can play it like a video game.

02:25:21.000 Yeah, or a chat room.

02:25:23.000 Now, what is the best version of graphics?

02:25:26.000 Like, these things are all made by different people, right?

02:25:28.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:25:28.000 So what's the best version?

02:25:30.000 So if I were to...

02:25:31.000 I'm going to play this right now with you.

02:25:33.000 I have bookmarked all these worlds.

02:25:35.000 So I have the best world to go to if you want to be in a beach.

02:25:39.000 Best world if you want to be on the moon.

02:25:42.000 Look at this bar.

02:25:44.000 This kind of has good lighting and stuff, but it almost looks like a nice realistic bar.

02:25:48.000 And look at that character.

02:25:49.000 See?

02:25:49.000 That's somebody that scanned themselves, it looks like.

02:25:52.000 Yeah.

02:25:52.000 Obviously.

02:25:53.000 Yeah.

02:25:54.000 How weird.

02:25:55.000 And so, you know, you look back at what we were just watching with Zuckerberg's, you know, metaverse, and it's so silly compared to this, you know, like, graphic-wise.

02:26:03.000 It's like, you can be anything in it you want.

02:26:06.000 Yeah, but isn't the metaverse stuff, the Zuckerberg stuff, capable of doing things like this?

02:26:11.000 Yeah.

02:26:11.000 It's just, I mean, that's why people, why it's not working, though.

02:26:14.000 Like, look at that.

02:26:15.000 That looks like a real ice bin for popsicles, you know, like at a convenience store.

02:26:20.000 That's not the graphics you're seeing on Zuckerberg.

02:26:23.000 Zuckerberg is very cartoony, very kids kind of feeling.

02:26:28.000 But is that for all of them or just different software applications?

02:26:31.000 Well, you could play this on the headset, but the metaverse, the Facebook metaverse, They're trying to get you into that metaverse world, and that's what's failing.

02:26:40.000 But it's other stuff in the metaverse, like with the Oculus that they have, they have these virtual tours.

02:26:47.000 Yeah, but that's not like the metaverse.

02:26:51.000 The headset's just like a computer, pretty much.

02:26:53.000 So you can download anything on it.

02:26:57.000 So the metaverse is like a walled garden.

02:26:59.000 Metaverse is like what we were just watching VRChat, where it's kind of like a chat.

02:27:03.000 That's the real Metaverse.

02:27:05.000 But what Zuckerberg was trying to do, you're saying, is like a walled garden.

02:27:09.000 Like they were making it very specific to these apps.

02:27:12.000 They were going to have these kind of cartoony things.

02:27:15.000 Right.

02:27:16.000 The Metaverse is doing it through all these characters and stuff like that.

02:27:23.000 I don't know. 0.96

02:27:24.000 It's so hard to explain because they made it confusing as fuck, you know? 0.87

02:27:30.000 But if you can't explain it, nobody can explain it. 0.97

02:27:33.000 Right.

02:27:33.000 That's a lot of the problem, you know.

02:27:36.000 So VR is taking off.

02:27:38.000 The metaverse is just not taking off because Facebook wants you to live inside their world, you know.

02:27:45.000 And it's a world that they create, though.

02:27:46.000 Right.

02:27:46.000 So that's what I mean by a wall card.

02:27:48.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:27:48.000 So it's all their stuff.

02:27:50.000 And it's also very stylistic.

02:27:51.000 I kind of feel like I've been having the problem. 0.82

02:27:53.000 If I haven't come across anything yet that, like, Brian and I couldn't explain or show you in less than three minutes, then they haven't fucking figured it out yet.

02:28:00.000 Yeah, exactly. 0.76

02:28:00.000 Right. 0.76

02:28:02.000 I dare you.

02:28:02.000 So I'm like, I don't know.

02:28:04.000 It seems close, but it seemed close for four years.

02:28:07.000 That's what I'm saying.

02:28:08.000 With every iteration of the virtual reality world, it's like, this is going to be it.

02:28:13.000 But it's not.

02:28:14.000 I don't know how much the pandemic would have slowed down production.

02:28:16.000 I feel like it did fuck up some stuff while they were all working in offices doing stuff, messing with these headsets.

02:28:21.000 Because they have shown some behind...

02:28:23.000 There's a video that Zuckerberg has, I think, on 60 Minutes.

02:28:26.000 They were showing some behind-the-scenes prototype headsets.

02:28:29.000 They have a thing that sticks out from the eye area. 0.99

02:28:33.000 It's ultrasonic sound waves that are pointed at your mouth.

02:28:37.000 And the lady that they had tried, maybe it was a guy, they said they could feel raindrops on their mouth.

02:28:43.000 Jesus.

02:28:44.000 And that was recreated with sound waves.

02:28:46.000 Yeah.

02:28:46.000 Physically touching you.

02:28:48.000 But that's not anything they have commercially available.

02:28:51.000 It's just an in-house demo. 0.76

02:28:53.000 And that sounds fucking cool, too. 0.84

02:28:55.000 It seems like it's the neural link. 0.92

02:28:57.000 It seems like it's some sort of neural interface. 0.99

02:28:59.000 When that hits, then all this shit's going to make sense. 0.97

02:29:02.000 And that's even scarier, because you don't know what you're seeing is real or not. 1.00

02:29:06.000 You know, that's sci-fi movie shit. 0.99

02:29:08.000 Yeah, you're going to walk right off the top of a building. 0.99

02:29:10.000 Exactly.

02:29:11.000 You get hacked somehow, or trolled, and you go into traffic.

02:29:15.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:29:17.000 That's scary as fuck. 0.97

02:29:19.000 Well, I mean, the future is always going to be scary when it comes to things like this. 0.99

02:29:23.000 Just technology in general.

02:29:24.000 There's going to be some mistakes.

02:29:26.000 They also announced new Black Mirror episodes coming that are going to probably scare us all somewhere.

02:29:31.000 Can't wait.

02:29:33.000 I haven't watched all the ones that exist.

02:29:35.000 Same.

02:29:36.000 I can't get anybody to watch them with me.

02:29:38.000 I have to watch them by myself.

02:29:39.000 You come over, Joe.

02:29:40.000 Come over.

02:29:43.000 I got a truck out to the woods.

02:29:45.000 Yeah.

02:29:46.000 Are you going to move closer, do you think?

02:29:48.000 I think I might get a studio apartment downtown or something.

02:29:51.000 Yeah?

02:29:51.000 Just because there's just...

02:29:54.000 Why not?

02:29:55.000 Just have a nice little studio.

02:29:57.000 And friends in town, they could use it, you know?

02:30:00.000 But then I could also, like, hey, it's 2 in the morning.

02:30:02.000 Might as well just stay here.

02:30:03.000 I have to be here tomorrow, you know?

02:30:04.000 Yeah, that's...

02:30:05.000 A lot of people love that.

02:30:07.000 Like, Tony loves living down there.

02:30:09.000 Yeah.

02:30:09.000 He loves it.

02:30:10.000 I don't know if I want to live there all the time, though.

02:30:13.000 Some people love that urban sort of experience.

02:30:16.000 Yeah, not me.

02:30:17.000 You've always been a suburb guy.

02:30:18.000 Me too.

02:30:19.000 My neighborhood's so quiet.

02:30:21.000 Everyone's working.

02:30:22.000 At 9 o'clock, it's pitch black.

02:30:25.000 It's quiet and pitch black.

02:30:26.000 I can just go out there and hear nothing except animals.

02:30:30.000 Yeah.

02:30:31.000 I like that.

02:30:32.000 Me too.

02:30:32.000 I think living in the city is probably fun.

02:30:34.000 But, you know, Tony's like, he just wants to do stand-up every day.

02:30:38.000 Just wants to just roll out of his place, go to a Starbucks, get a coffee.

02:30:42.000 Yeah.

02:30:43.000 Some people are like that.

02:30:44.000 I like relaxation.

02:30:47.000 Every time I go to New York City, I always imagine, could I live here?

02:30:50.000 I'm always like, I don't think I would like it.

02:30:52.000 I could never live there.

02:30:53.000 Some people, that's the only thing they love.

02:30:55.000 They love it more than anything.

02:30:56.000 They love, like, Ari.

02:30:58.000 He loves the energy.

02:30:58.000 He loves being around all the people.

02:31:00.000 I also don't like living in buildings.

02:31:03.000 When you live in a tall building and stuff, I don't like that feeling.

02:31:07.000 Fire.

02:31:08.000 Burning Inferno.

02:31:09.000 The time when we were in the hotel fire.

02:31:13.000 Oh, yeah.

02:31:14.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:31:14.000 Fuck that shit. 1.00

02:31:15.000 Fuck that shit. 1.00

02:31:17.000 That's a scary moment. 1.00

02:31:18.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:31:18.000 When people are walking too slow down the stairs, and you're just ready to go over the top of these motherfuckers. 1.00

02:31:23.000 Dude, I was panicking. 1.00

02:31:24.000 Yeah, you should be.

02:31:25.000 Remember when we went down to the second floor, and we saw all that smoke, and it was just the fire extinguisher or something?

02:31:30.000 Yeah.

02:31:30.000 That was weird.

02:31:31.000 Yeah, that's what it was. 1.00

02:31:32.000 Some jackasses got drunk and set off a fire extinguisher and they had to get everybody out of the entire fucking building. 0.99

02:31:39.000 And Joey Diaz, I took the elevator dog, I don't care. 1.00

02:31:42.000 Like a doctor.

02:31:44.000 I would probably take an elevator too.

02:31:47.000 Probably doesn't seem like the worst idea as long as the power doesn't go out.

02:31:50.000 Right.

02:31:51.000 It seems like that's some kind of myth that they don't want everyone to pile into the elevator or something.

02:31:57.000 I don't know.

02:31:58.000 You get stuck there if you lose power or something?

02:32:01.000 Yeah, you don't want to get stuck.

02:32:02.000 You don't want to get stuck in the elevator if it loses power.

02:32:04.000 That makes the most sense.

02:32:06.000 And then the building's on fire?

02:32:08.000 You can't get out?

02:32:09.000 Oh, Jesus.

02:32:10.000 Yeah.

02:32:11.000 Maybe that's it. 0.99

02:32:12.000 Did you see the video of the elevator, the counterweight, fucked up? 0.99

02:32:17.000 No. 0.98

02:32:18.000 You know, instead of going down like a lot of elevators you're afraid of?

02:32:21.000 Yeah. 0.98

02:32:21.000 It fucking went up at a high speed. 0.98

02:32:23.000 Really? 0.99

02:32:24.000 Show the video. 0.99

02:32:25.000 It's fucked up. 1.00

02:32:26.000 I hate elevators. 1.00

02:32:27.000 Even the elevator at the mothership, I refuse to go with it.

02:32:29.000 It's very slow.

02:32:30.000 Yeah, even if it's any kind of elevator.

02:32:33.000 The elevator at the mothership is so slow, it seems broken.

02:32:35.000 Right. 1.00

02:32:36.000 Have you got that shit checked? 1.00

02:32:37.000 We did. 1.00

02:32:38.000 Got it totally fixed.

02:32:39.000 It's all totally replaced.

02:32:41.000 Wow.

02:32:41.000 This is eight years old.

02:32:42.000 I don't know if this is...

02:32:43.000 I think it was an old video.

02:32:44.000 Yeah, it is.

02:32:45.000 It just went viral again. 0.97

02:32:49.000 So he gets on it, and look, it's just fucking going out of control. 0.93

02:32:52.000 Because it goes up 30 floors in 15 seconds. 0.96

02:32:55.000 Oh my god.

02:32:57.000 There's no sound.

02:32:59.000 Show the crazy part.

02:33:01.000 That would freak me the fuck out. 0.53

02:33:05.000 What was the crazy part?

02:33:06.000 You see it crash.

02:33:08.000 Oh no.

02:33:10.000 They're not gonna show the crash part?

02:33:12.000 They think you can't handle it.

02:33:14.000 There's another one.

02:33:20.000 Oh Jesus.

02:33:23.000 So it gets all the way to the top and he gets... 0.99

02:33:26.000 Oh shit, he got wrecked. 1.00

02:33:27.000 Fuck. 1.00

02:33:28.000 Is that guy alive? 1.00

02:33:29.000 I don't know.

02:33:30.000 This has been going around.

02:33:31.000 There's a lot of people standing near trains I've been seeing.

02:33:33.000 They're walking next to a train.

02:33:34.000 They just get jacked by the train.

02:33:36.000 They're walking too close to it.

02:33:37.000 For social media posts, they're saying.

02:33:39.000 Look how the door opened, but the elevator's still moving. 1.00

02:33:41.000 Fuck, bro. 1.00

02:33:43.000 No. 1.00

02:33:45.000 I wouldn't even know what to do.

02:33:47.000 I would probably lay on the ground.

02:33:48.000 What can you do?

02:33:49.000 Boom, when you hit the top. 0.99

02:33:51.000 That dude must be dead.

02:33:54.000 So I've never seen that happen before. 0.96

02:33:55.000 It scared the shit out of me after I saw it. 0.98

02:33:56.000 Elevators are fucking terrifying. 0.98

02:33:58.000 So are escalators. 0.99

02:33:59.000 People fall through and get chewed up by the gears.

02:34:02.000 I never thought about that when that one video came out of the woman falling through.

02:34:07.000 That's why regulations are important, kids.

02:34:10.000 You need regulators. 0.99

02:34:12.000 When it comes to that kind of shit, you need inspectors. 1.00

02:34:16.000 All right, Brian Redband, let's wrap this bitch up. 1.00

02:34:19.000 Tell everybody the club name. 0.99

02:34:21.000 Sunset Strip Comedy Club.

02:34:22.000 It's on 6th Street, next door to Joe's Club, and it's Sunset Strip ATX. We have The Roast Battle now.

02:34:29.000 We have a bunch of shows.

02:34:31.000 I bring in my secret show there starting the 18th of this month.

02:34:35.000 We have a lot of people from out of town.

02:34:37.000 This Bitchin' Friends tonight. 0.99

02:34:39.000 Sarah Weinshank.

02:34:40.000 Nice.

02:34:41.000 They were just on the podcast yesterday.

02:34:43.000 Oh, yeah.

02:34:44.000 Holtzman's going to be there Saturday.

02:34:45.000 Nice.

02:34:46.000 Casey Rocket and David Lucas.

02:34:47.000 Nice.

02:34:48.000 Beautiful.

02:34:50.000 It's awesome.

02:34:51.000 It's awesome.

02:34:52.000 Good luck with that.

02:34:53.000 Thanks, buddy.

02:34:53.000 Let everybody know.

02:34:55.000 What's the website?

02:34:57.000 Sunsetstripatx.com.

02:34:59.000 Okay.

02:35:00.000 And Redband, right?

02:35:02.000 On everything?

02:35:02.000 Yeah, Redband.

02:35:03.000 On Twitter, Instagram?

02:35:05.000 Do you still use Facebook?

02:35:06.000 Do you argue about politics?

02:35:08.000 No, I don't really use Facebook too much.

02:35:10.000 Once in a great while, I'll just use it to check in on them. 0.99

02:35:12.000 Are you fucking with any of the other ones? 0.93

02:35:13.000 Like, what's your profile on Truth Social? 0.99

02:35:16.000 I tried to get Truth, but their servers were down.

02:35:19.000 Really?

02:35:19.000 Yeah, and I never got it.

02:35:21.000 Blue Skies is what I'm trying to get an invitation code.

02:35:23.000 Hey, Zuck?

02:35:24.000 That's the Dorsey one.

02:35:25.000 Oh, no, no.

02:35:25.000 Yeah, Dorsey.

02:35:26.000 Jack Dorsey.

02:35:27.000 Give me that invitation code.

02:35:29.000 What are they doing with Blue Sky?

02:35:31.000 Blue Sky is Twitter.

02:35:33.000 Have you seen the screenshots of it?

02:35:35.000 It looks just like Twitter.

02:35:36.000 Does it?

02:35:37.000 And I'm down.

02:35:37.000 I'm down.

02:35:38.000 Yeah, I'm down.

02:35:39.000 I like Jack.

02:35:40.000 What is he doing differently with it?

02:35:42.000 I don't think there's anything different.

02:35:44.000 I think he pretty much just...

02:35:45.000 It's the way the back end works. 0.99

02:35:47.000 Remember how once someone was just sitting here explaining that you could take all of your shit with you? 0.99

02:35:51.000 I forget who it may be. 0.99

02:35:52.000 Adam Curry?

02:35:53.000 No, Bill Ottman was explaining about that whole back-end stuff that was way over my head.

02:35:57.000 Something like that.

02:35:58.000 They have an ability to take all your content with you if you want to leave.

02:36:01.000 Interesting.

02:36:02.000 I'm trying to find a picture of it, but it's not showing on their...

02:36:05.000 Yeah, it's supposedly...

02:36:07.000 Some sort of decentralized, uncensored version of it.

02:36:11.000 Yeah, see, it looks exactly like it.

02:36:13.000 Oh my god, it's Twitter.

02:36:14.000 Yeah.

02:36:14.000 It even has a repost thing.

02:36:16.000 Uh-huh.

02:36:16.000 The graphics are the same.

02:36:18.000 And I think Jack changed his tune on Elon, and I think that's why he's doing this.

02:36:25.000 Really?

02:36:26.000 Yeah.

02:36:27.000 Yeah, a lot of people soured on Elon.

02:36:29.000 He announced yesterday that Twitter's DMs are going to turn encrypted starting like today or something.

02:36:34.000 Interesting.

02:36:35.000 So no one, not even I could see it if there's a gun to my head.

02:36:38.000 Interesting.

02:36:39.000 And that's something about phone calls and all sorts of stuff.

02:36:40.000 Or he's a fad. 0.99

02:36:44.000 It's a trap!

02:36:45.000 Yeah.

02:36:46.000 I don't think he's a friend. 0.58

02:36:47.000 I think he's an alien. 0.63

02:36:48.000 Yep.

02:36:49.000 If anything.

02:36:49.000 All right.

02:36:50.000 That's it.

02:36:51.000 Let's wrap it up.

02:36:53.000 SunSaysTripATX.com.

02:36:54.000 Yep.

02:36:55.000 Red Band on social media.

02:36:56.000 Yep.

02:36:57.000 Check out Secret Show.

02:36:57.000 It's moving there next Thursday, the 18th.

02:37:00.000 Beautiful.

02:37:00.000 Every Thursday.

02:37:01.000 Bye, everybody.

The Joe Rogan Experience - May 11, 2023

Joe Rogan Experience #1984 - Brian Redban

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