The Joe Rogan Experience - May 16, 2023


Joe Rogan Experience #1986 - Jack Carr


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 37 minutes

Words per Minute

207.25998

Word Count

32,564

Sentence Count

3,348

Misogynist Sentences

56


Summary

On this week's episode of The Joe Rogan Experience, the writer/comedian/TV host joins us to talk about what it's like to be a dad to three kids, a husband, and a co-worker, and how he balances it all with a career as a writer and a podcaster. He also talks about how he deals with the pressures of being a new dad, and why it's important to have a good relationship with your kids. And, of course, we talk about his new book, "The Optifade," which is out now! If you haven't read the book, you should definitely do so before listening to this episode. It's a great read, and if you're a fan of the book or have ever read it, you'll definitely want to check it out! It's worth the price of admission if you have a copy of the audiobook version of it on Amazon Prime or wherever else you get your books. And if you don't have a Kindle device, you can get a free eReader app from Amazon so you can read my book on any good ol' laptop, too! I'm giving away a Kindle Fire or other good eReader device! Kindle $9.99, iBook $99, Paperback 4900, and Audible is 4999, 9999, or you can buy a Surface Pro 4 for 9999 for $99.99.00, or use the Amazon Prime membership for 4999.95.00. You get an Audible membership for a year, and get an ad-free version of the podcast for free, and I'll get 10% off the entire service starting at $99 a month, plus shipping free for 7 months, plus an additional 3 months, shipping starts at $49.99 a year. I'll be shipping you a two-and-a-day shipping and shipping shipping starts start-up shipping starts from $49,99, and shipping two months from the first month, shipping free to you'll get a limited edition $99/month, plus two months shipping starts, plus I'll have access to the second year for free shipping, plus a limited shipping offer, shipping will get you a maximum of $99 or two months, and an additional $49/month shipping, and two years, shipping is free, plus they'll get two months free, shipping a maximum, plus you get a discount on your choice of a Prime membership offer.


Transcript

00:00:01.000 Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out!
00:00:04.000 The Joe Rogan Experience.
00:00:06.000 Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.
00:00:13.000 All right, we're up.
00:00:14.000 And we are up.
00:00:15.000 How are you?
00:00:16.000 Good to see you, man.
00:00:17.000 Great to see you.
00:00:19.000 How does it feel to have another one done?
00:00:22.000 Oh, it feels great, but there's another one in the works, so it doesn't really stop.
00:00:26.000 I mean, I hear some guys like John Grisham talk about they do six months of work and six months off, and that's kind of the routine that they've gotten on.
00:00:33.000 But for me, it's go, go, go, this, the next one, scripts, although...
00:00:37.000 Do you ever anticipate doing like a six-month-on, six-month-off thing?
00:00:40.000 Yeah.
00:00:41.000 Maybe when the kids are out of the house, maybe someday, way later on.
00:00:44.000 But right now it's still building.
00:00:45.000 It's just like any entrepreneurial type of venture.
00:00:47.000 You've got to just go and keep building and take advantage of momentum and look for gaps in the enemy's defenses and adapt and just go, go, go, go.
00:00:54.000 So it's a constant thing from the second I wake up until everybody else is in bed and I'm working for a few more hours.
00:01:00.000 Yeah, you've got to make hay while the sun's shining.
00:01:02.000 Yeah, I think about that too with the podcast.
00:01:05.000 I'm like, one day I do so many things.
00:01:07.000 Sometimes I'm like, one day maybe I'll just do one thing.
00:01:10.000 I don't know.
00:01:10.000 Will you be able to do that?
00:01:11.000 I don't know.
00:01:12.000 I don't think I'm ill.
00:01:13.000 Have you ever been bored?
00:01:15.000 I don't even know what that means.
00:01:16.000 You know I? No, I never.
00:01:17.000 When people talk about being bored, like I'm going to hear that from one of our kids, I'm like, that's like the one thing that gets me.
00:01:22.000 Yeah.
00:01:22.000 But it's because I've never been bored in my life.
00:01:24.000 I'm bored at things.
00:01:26.000 Like if someone takes me to a gala and I have to dress like a monkey, sit there and wait.
00:01:32.000 How many of those?
00:01:33.000 You don't do those anymore, do you?
00:01:34.000 I had to do one recently.
00:01:36.000 Oh, for what?
00:01:36.000 A friend.
00:01:38.000 There's an art thing that was going on here, so I had to dress up.
00:01:41.000 I'm like, Jesus Christ.
00:01:43.000 It's every now and again.
00:01:43.000 It's okay, maybe.
00:01:44.000 Maybe.
00:01:45.000 It was okay because I was next to my friend and his wife and my wife.
00:01:49.000 It was fun.
00:01:49.000 But for the most part, that's the only time I get bored.
00:01:53.000 Then I get hostile.
00:01:55.000 Then I have a couple of drinks and I get a little hostile.
00:01:57.000 Are people nervous when you're there?
00:01:58.000 No.
00:01:59.000 No, they get weird.
00:02:01.000 People get weird, man.
00:02:02.000 Just looking at you that you're there?
00:02:03.000 Yeah, people stare at me.
00:02:04.000 Really?
00:02:05.000 Yeah, it's gotten exponentially weirder over the last, like, three years.
00:02:09.000 I bet.
00:02:09.000 I used to be able to blend in.
00:02:11.000 Five years ago, I could blend in anywhere.
00:02:13.000 Yeah, just people say hi, but that would be it.
00:02:15.000 Okay.
00:02:15.000 But now it changes the dynamic of the room type of thing.
00:02:18.000 Yeah, that's weird.
00:02:19.000 I'm not changing the dynamic of any room, I don't think, but people definitely in the airport stop and say hi, and I feel so just fortunate that people are interested enough in the books or the podcast or the TV show or whatever to actually recognize me and say hi.
00:02:31.000 One guy recognized me by my Sitka backpack last night.
00:02:33.000 Oh, wow.
00:02:33.000 I was flying out here, and he's like, the backpack gave you away, because I was in the corner calling my wife on Mother's Day and my mom on Mother's Day.
00:02:40.000 It's called the Optifade.
00:02:42.000 Well, no, it's the gray one.
00:02:43.000 It's the Drifter, so it just blends, but it has the little Sitka symbol.
00:02:46.000 And he said, the backpack gave you away.
00:02:48.000 I turned around and said hi.
00:02:50.000 But I feel extremely fortunate.
00:02:52.000 Yeah, I do too.
00:02:53.000 We're very lucky guys to be able to do what we love to do.
00:02:56.000 When someone meets you too, also it's like your writing is so brutal.
00:03:03.000 This one in particular.
00:03:04.000 You're such a nice guy.
00:03:07.000 It's like when someone meets you, they're like, what the fuck is going on behind those eyes?
00:03:12.000 I worry about that with them.
00:03:13.000 I don't spend too much time worrying about it, but like our kids' parents, his friends' parents, you know, that sort of thing.
00:03:19.000 Like, did you read his book?
00:03:20.000 It was a little disturbing.
00:03:21.000 Maybe our kids shouldn't play over there, type of a thing.
00:03:23.000 Oh, really?
00:03:24.000 Well, I don't know, but that's kind of what I think about.
00:03:26.000 Like, if I was someone else's parent and was to read this and not know me, never having met me, and all of a sudden you read this thing, like, oh, maybe our son or daughter should find another friend.
00:03:35.000 I would worry about that more in California.
00:03:37.000 Yeah.
00:03:38.000 In California.
00:03:38.000 So what are we drinking here?
00:03:39.000 What is this?
00:03:40.000 All right.
00:03:40.000 So right here, cheers.
00:03:41.000 Thank you so much for everything.
00:03:42.000 My pleasure, brother.
00:03:43.000 Amazing.
00:03:43.000 Look at this.
00:03:44.000 The official Jack Car leather-colored whiskey glasses.
00:03:48.000 There it is.
00:03:49.000 There it is.
00:03:49.000 The whiskey glasses.
00:03:50.000 People are very fond of their whiskey.
00:03:51.000 And who made this whiskey?
00:03:52.000 It's not bad.
00:03:54.000 It's very good.
00:03:55.000 Here we go.
00:03:55.000 So this is Hooten Young right there.
00:03:57.000 Okay.
00:03:57.000 And made a Jackar edition.
00:03:59.000 Yep, Jackar edition right here.
00:04:02.000 And so there's both veterans, but Norm Hooten was played by Eric Bana in Blackhawk Down.
00:04:08.000 Delta Operator, who's now out, makes cigars that I'll show you here in a second.
00:04:13.000 Oh, makes cigars, too.
00:04:13.000 Yep, cigars.
00:04:14.000 And this whiskey, and I put them in the show, in the terminal list.
00:04:16.000 So when Chris Pratt's there drinking with Boozer in that first episode, put a little Hooten Young on there.
00:04:21.000 And there's no product placement in the show, in the books.
00:04:24.000 People think that that's a huge thing, and in a lot of Hollywood, I think it is.
00:04:27.000 If someone's like, let me open this tab, you know, back in 1985 or whatever.
00:04:31.000 Right.
00:04:31.000 But there's none of that.
00:04:32.000 It's all just character development tools.
00:04:34.000 And so I want to try to hook up whoever I can.
00:04:36.000 And these guys put in so much time in service to this nation.
00:04:39.000 So it's right on the counter there in that first episode.
00:04:43.000 That's the best kind of product placement.
00:04:44.000 Yeah.
00:04:45.000 And it helps develop the...
00:04:46.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:04:47.000 No one pays to get in any of these.
00:04:49.000 I didn't know how it was going to work with Hollywood because it was my first time down that road.
00:04:52.000 And I didn't think they were going to say, hey, you know what?
00:04:54.000 You have this, and I know it's important, and I know who the guys are, but how about this company?
00:04:59.000 They're paying us, so let's put that in there instead.
00:05:00.000 And it wasn't like that at all, which was pretty cool.
00:05:03.000 And I think it's all because Chris Antoine Fuqua and the showrunner just held the line and said, hey, no, we're just going to use these things and make it organic and authentic and root this whole thing in this foundation of operator culture.
00:05:13.000 It also probably helps that you guys are on Amazon too, which is like a fairly new platform.
00:05:19.000 Yeah.
00:05:19.000 And in terms of like streaming and things, it's only like the last decade or so.
00:05:23.000 Right.
00:05:23.000 Netflix had a little head start.
00:05:24.000 Yeah, as opposed to something like NBC or CBS or ABC, which is like probably standard operational procedure.
00:05:32.000 Right.
00:05:32.000 To like have people pay to put Coca-Cola on.
00:05:35.000 Right.
00:05:36.000 Because they're going to need to make money however they can because now they're in competition with Amazon and with Netflix.
00:05:39.000 They're going to come to you with Bud Light.
00:05:41.000 You guys can fix Bud Light.
00:05:43.000 I saw a new one today.
00:05:44.000 Did you see the Miller Lite one today?
00:05:45.000 Yeah, like, does no one learn?
00:05:47.000 Does no one learn?
00:05:48.000 I mean, and they were taking all those ads that we love from the 80s, and they were just putting them in shredders.
00:05:53.000 That was their campaign today.
00:05:55.000 I saw it this morning.
00:05:55.000 This is so stupid.
00:05:56.000 I mean, I don't know.
00:05:58.000 But once again...
00:05:58.000 Like, there's something wrong...
00:05:59.000 Also, it's making...
00:06:00.000 There's something wrong with women wearing bikinis.
00:06:02.000 Mm-hmm.
00:06:03.000 Those women wear bikinis because they look great.
00:06:05.000 They like to look great.
00:06:07.000 They take photos of them looking great.
00:06:08.000 The girls see those photos of them in bikinis.
00:06:10.000 They get excited.
00:06:11.000 Look, I look great.
00:06:12.000 People buy it.
00:06:13.000 Wow, she looks great.
00:06:15.000 It's not bad to look great.
00:06:16.000 It's just like it's not bad for a guy to have his shirt off.
00:06:19.000 If Chris Pratt has his shirt off and he's looking ripped, it's not objectifying.
00:06:23.000 I mean, I guess it is, but it's not negative.
00:06:25.000 It's not negative.
00:06:26.000 It's selling movie tickets.
00:06:27.000 Right there.
00:06:27.000 That ad is so weird.
00:06:30.000 Isn't it strange?
00:06:30.000 You want to watch it?
00:06:31.000 Let's watch it.
00:06:31.000 Let's watch it just so we can goof out.
00:06:33.000 Oh boy, here we go.
00:06:34.000 I couldn't believe it this morning.
00:06:36.000 They don't learn!
00:06:37.000 No one learns!
00:06:38.000 Well, it's just in general, I think.
00:06:39.000 It's kind of those taking lessons from the past and applying them going forward as wisdom.
00:06:42.000 How about lessons from a week ago?
00:06:44.000 I know.
00:06:44.000 It's not even the past.
00:06:45.000 It's like a couple days ago.
00:06:47.000 The only thing that saves it is like maybe they spent a lot of money on it and they filmed it six months ago.
00:06:53.000 Is that possible?
00:06:54.000 I've already seen it yet.
00:06:55.000 There's an article from two months ago.
00:06:57.000 But still, you could put a pause on that.
00:06:59.000 Oh, it came out two months ago?
00:07:00.000 At least two months ago.
00:07:01.000 Okay, so it came out before the bullshit, right?
00:07:04.000 Was that about the same time as the bullshit with Miller?
00:07:06.000 I just saw it this morning.
00:07:07.000 This says it was in honor of Women's History Month.
00:07:09.000 Oh.
00:07:11.000 As I saw it today, I was like, maybe there's a reason they made this, and we just started seeing that.
00:07:14.000 But it's also crazy.
00:07:15.000 They want to shred all the good-looking pictures from the 80s.
00:07:18.000 And they're buying it back.
00:07:19.000 That was part of the thing.
00:07:20.000 They're buying back all those old ads that people have, I guess, in their garage walls.
00:07:25.000 That's what it said in this thing that I saw this morning.
00:07:27.000 Oh, God.
00:07:28.000 And they're going to turn it into good.
00:07:30.000 Yeah, that's it.
00:07:33.000 They're saying women brewed beer.
00:07:37.000 They said they were the first.
00:07:38.000 Women were the ones doing the brewing.
00:07:40.000 Centuries later, how did the industry pay homage to the founding mothers of beer?
00:07:44.000 They put us in bikinis.
00:07:46.000 With awesome pictures like that is how...
00:07:48.000 She looks hot.
00:07:49.000 Yeah.
00:07:50.000 I mean, look at that.
00:07:51.000 Those are great ads.
00:07:52.000 Those are great ads.
00:07:54.000 It's time beer made it up to women.
00:07:56.000 So today, Miller Lite is on a mission to make sure no one buys their stuff.
00:08:03.000 Oh my goodness.
00:08:05.000 They're scouring the internet and buying it back.
00:08:11.000 Because that's easy to do once you get an image up there on the internet.
00:08:14.000 So what is she saying?
00:08:17.000 Hmm.
00:08:20.000 Interesting.
00:08:24.000 Yeah.
00:08:29.000 But there's definitely more out there.
00:08:31.000 In your attic, in the garage, in your parents' basement.
00:08:33.000 Send any you got into Miller Lite and they'll turn that into good too.
00:08:40.000 So here's to women.
00:08:41.000 Because without us, there would be no beer.
00:08:47.000 I hate identity politics with a passion.
00:08:49.000 I really do.
00:08:51.000 It's pretty interesting.
00:08:51.000 It's so stupid.
00:08:53.000 It's human beings made beer, okay?
00:08:56.000 And some human beings look good in bikinis.
00:08:58.000 It's like, what are we doing?
00:09:00.000 It's crazy.
00:09:00.000 Women do it.
00:09:01.000 Women do it.
00:09:02.000 Women do it.
00:09:03.000 I'd like to see a pie chart of how many women are actually involved in making beer or drinking beer.
00:09:08.000 Well, now I'm going to hold on to all those posters from Miller Lite that I have from the 80s in my garage.
00:09:11.000 I'm going to turn that stuff in.
00:09:12.000 It's going to be worth a lot more now.
00:09:14.000 Do you have some?
00:09:14.000 No.
00:09:15.000 I wish I did.
00:09:17.000 This is it.
00:09:18.000 Miller Lite ads with their shit.
00:09:20.000 That was crazy to see that this morning.
00:09:24.000 Does paper turn into compost?
00:09:26.000 Is that how it works?
00:09:27.000 Isn't it a bunch of chemicals and shit?
00:09:29.000 Are they lying to us?
00:09:30.000 Why would something like that just get resurfaced on a Monday and now everyone's talking about it?
00:09:34.000 Because people are angry.
00:09:35.000 They're looking to be angry.
00:09:36.000 It's been out for two months.
00:09:38.000 We didn't see it before that.
00:09:39.000 I think the Bud Light thing was probably so overwhelming that no one paid attention to anything else.
00:09:45.000 And now that that's kind of died down.
00:09:48.000 Yeah.
00:09:49.000 It's all so stupid.
00:09:51.000 Since we're on alcohol and we're on all that stuff, let me do this before I don't forget because this is pretty amazing here.
00:09:56.000 I know you like cigars and as do I. This right here, so these cigars right here, Hooten Young, the guys that we just talked to about this whiskey, that Jack Carr edition right there.
00:10:08.000 Oh wow, look at the label.
00:10:09.000 This is pretty cool.
00:10:10.000 So what they did, they called me and I was kind of like, a million things going on and I pick up and they started to talk to me about this and it gave me goosebumps.
00:10:20.000 This right here is World Trade Center Steel.
00:10:22.000 Whoa!
00:10:23.000 Yeah.
00:10:24.000 World Trade Center Steel.
00:10:25.000 The guys that put this together aren't just Hooten Young, aren't just Norm Hooten.
00:10:29.000 I'm going to call them two Army Rangers and a Special Forces guy.
00:10:34.000 But we can talk more about them.
00:10:35.000 Just incredible human beings who have sacrificed so much for this nation.
00:10:39.000 And so they did this, and then he kept talking to me, and he said, under these cigars, under each one right here, so if I pull one of these out, You can see that there is some dirt under each one of these right here.
00:10:54.000 And it's laminated in there over the top.
00:10:56.000 So there's dirt and there's a little laminate over it.
00:10:59.000 And each one of these comes from a special place.
00:11:01.000 And right here, D-Day Invasion, Sacred Sand Recovered from Omaha Beach in Normandy.
00:11:08.000 Right there.
00:11:08.000 Largest amphibious invasion in history.
00:11:11.000 So they have that there.
00:11:12.000 Iranian hostage crisis, April 24, 1980, Operation Eagle Claw.
00:11:18.000 So that's when they went in to try to rescue the American hostages in Iran, Tehran, and they landed at a place called Desert One.
00:11:24.000 One of the refueling birds hit one of the, or one of the refueling C-130s hit one of the helicopters and there was an explosion and people died and they had to abort the mission.
00:11:37.000 They didn't have enough helicopters to keep going so they brought dirt back from that.
00:11:40.000 There is not much dirt That they brought back, but there's some in here.
00:11:45.000 And Battle of Mogadishu, October 3rd to 4th, 1993, Operation Gothic Serpent.
00:11:50.000 Sand smuggled from the Black Hawk Down crash site in Mogadishu, Somalia.
00:11:55.000 Holy shit.
00:11:55.000 Under there.
00:11:56.000 World Trade Center attack, Operation Enduring Freedom.
00:11:59.000 The steel right here.
00:12:01.000 And Saddam Hussein, Operation Iraqi Freedom from March 20th, 2003. So...
00:12:07.000 There is dirt from some amazing dates in special operations and military history in here.
00:12:15.000 And each one of these cigars, you can tell right here, has...
00:12:17.000 There you go, right here.
00:12:19.000 You, right there.
00:12:21.000 Wow, that's incredible.
00:12:24.000 Amazing, yeah.
00:12:24.000 Hooten Young and then some guys that are out there at the tip of the spear that have access to this dirt from places like Operation Eagle Claw.
00:12:32.000 Desert One, outside of Tehran, Iran, is in here.
00:12:35.000 Wow, put that back in.
00:12:36.000 We're going to save these for some special occasion.
00:12:39.000 There we go.
00:12:39.000 That's amazing.
00:12:40.000 Yeah.
00:12:40.000 So I was blown away.
00:12:42.000 So they made one for you, made one for me, and so we're the only two people to have these.
00:12:47.000 That's very cool.
00:12:48.000 Yeah.
00:12:49.000 Operator Scars right there.
00:12:50.000 And there you are.
00:12:51.000 Wow.
00:12:52.000 Booting Young across Tomahawks right there.
00:12:55.000 Yeah.
00:12:55.000 Pretty amazing.
00:12:56.000 Very cool.
00:12:57.000 Have you smoked one of these yet?
00:12:58.000 Not yet.
00:12:59.000 Not yet.
00:13:00.000 It arrived just hours before I got here.
00:13:03.000 So, pretty cool.
00:13:04.000 Pretty cool.
00:13:05.000 That's very cool.
00:13:06.000 So, thank you guys and the guys at the tip of the spear who put this together.
00:13:09.000 Yeah, thank you.
00:13:10.000 That's incredible.
00:13:11.000 Yeah, absolutely amazing.
00:13:12.000 And this stuff launches, I think, today.
00:13:14.000 You have to wait for the government.
00:13:15.000 There's all sorts of things you have to hop through, you know, before they approve it.
00:13:17.000 For whiskey?
00:13:17.000 Yeah, before they approve it.
00:13:19.000 And so this stuff, I think it's launching tomorrow or today when this thing launches.
00:13:23.000 So that'll be out there.
00:13:25.000 And what's crazy is you have to go through these patent things, like trademark stuff, you know, with attorneys and things, and there's different little categories.
00:13:33.000 So you have to do subcategories if you want to patent the cross tomahawks.
00:13:36.000 So I have lawyers doing all that, and part of that's whiskey.
00:13:39.000 And so they did the whiskey one.
00:13:41.000 And like right away, the Jack Daniels lawyers, boom, right on it.
00:13:45.000 Like they are very aggressive when it comes to any whiskey that has Jack in it, even though it's obviously a different label, a different style of bottle, different, you know, no connection.
00:13:53.000 They get upset at the name Jack?
00:13:55.000 Yeah.
00:13:56.000 Jack Carr?
00:13:57.000 Yep.
00:13:58.000 Don't they just look at it and go, oh, that's the author.
00:14:01.000 Come on, Jack Daniels.
00:14:02.000 Seriously, Jack Daniels has done so much for America's...
00:14:04.000 We love you, Jack Daniels.
00:14:05.000 We love Jack Daniels.
00:14:06.000 I know.
00:14:07.000 Seriously, but they did something with a dog poop thing that was out there with Jack Daniels on it or something like that.
00:14:16.000 You can look that up, but it was a big thing.
00:14:18.000 I think it went to the Supreme Court recently.
00:14:20.000 Point being, they're very aggressive.
00:14:21.000 We do love Jack Daniels, but their lawyers get a little aggressive and juxtapose that because while you're doing this, Yeah, there it is.
00:14:27.000 Right there.
00:14:28.000 Whiskey and poop thing dog toy meet in a trademark clash.
00:14:31.000 Oh, boy.
00:14:32.000 That's lawyers.
00:14:33.000 That's just lawyers.
00:14:34.000 Got a bunch of people that probably work for the firm, and they're like, oh, this is an opportunity to get on the board.
00:14:40.000 Yeah, they get very aggressive.
00:14:41.000 But you juxtapose that, so there's also car wine.
00:14:43.000 And so we happen to drink a lot of that in our household, just...
00:14:47.000 My dog has one of those.
00:14:49.000 Really?
00:14:49.000 Yes.
00:14:50.000 Marshall has one of those.
00:14:52.000 He's got a fake Jack Daniels.
00:14:53.000 As a matter of fact, there might be a photo of him with it on his Instagram page.
00:14:58.000 My dog's Instagram has like 750,000 followers.
00:15:02.000 It's blowing up.
00:15:03.000 He's so handsome.
00:15:04.000 That is awesome.
00:15:05.000 He's adorable.
00:15:06.000 That is awesome.
00:15:07.000 I'm pretty sure in one of his photos, he's got a rubber bottle of Jack Daniels.
00:15:11.000 That might have spurred this whole lawsuit.
00:15:13.000 I wonder.
00:15:14.000 Point being, there's also car wine.
00:15:17.000 There he is.
00:15:18.000 There it is right there.
00:15:19.000 Look at that.
00:15:19.000 Oh, look at that.
00:15:21.000 That is a great shot.
00:15:23.000 So they should be excited.
00:15:25.000 That's his best position.
00:15:26.000 His favorite position is cuddling.
00:15:30.000 When you watch TV, he hops on board and just puts his head on your chest.
00:15:33.000 He's the best.
00:15:34.000 But we do love Jack Daniels.
00:15:35.000 They do so much for the military.
00:15:36.000 I do love Jack Daniels.
00:15:37.000 It's not them.
00:15:38.000 It's some lawyers.
00:15:39.000 Some dipshits.
00:15:40.000 I mean, also, Jack Daniels has been around for like, what, 100 years plus?
00:15:45.000 Long time.
00:15:46.000 So it's not really Jack Daniels.
00:15:48.000 It's people that assume a position at Jack Daniels and go after dog toys.
00:15:53.000 And anything with Jack in the title anyway.
00:15:55.000 So hopefully we can work through that.
00:15:56.000 But different than the lawyers for car wine.
00:15:59.000 So same situation, you have to do wine is separate than liquor and that sort of a thing with trademarks and all that.
00:16:04.000 And so Carr Wine reaches out, but they're like, hey, excuse us.
00:16:08.000 We're big fans, but I love what Jack's doing, but what do you guys plan on doing with this wine?
00:16:14.000 It's really just kind of a series of things you just do when you apply for a trademark just to cover things.
00:16:18.000 And they were awesome.
00:16:20.000 And I was like, these guys are so fun.
00:16:21.000 We drink their wine anyway.
00:16:22.000 We've been drinking it for years.
00:16:23.000 And I was like, hey, just tell them if I ever do a wine that...
00:16:27.000 If they were uncomfortable with it, I'll just change it up.
00:16:29.000 Just whatever they wanted, you know, it'll be totally different anyway, but I'll show it to them first.
00:16:33.000 So I told the attorneys, like, just tell them all, whatever, we'll have some wine together.
00:16:37.000 So is the company named Car Wine?
00:16:39.000 Yeah, yeah, so there's Car Wine, Car Vineyards, maybe, in Northern California, I think, and, you know, they're out there in all the grocery stores, and they're pretty big.
00:16:48.000 But they're good, you know, good solid wine.
00:16:49.000 But they were cool about it.
00:16:51.000 Yeah, super cool.
00:16:51.000 Super cool.
00:16:52.000 Yeah, their lawyers reached out.
00:16:53.000 But it's the same situation.
00:16:54.000 But you can be cool or you cannot be cool.
00:16:56.000 Yeah.
00:16:57.000 Be cool like Fonzie.
00:16:58.000 Yeah, be cool.
00:16:59.000 Just be cool like Fonzie.
00:17:00.000 Like, how hard is this?
00:17:02.000 Well, it's lawyers.
00:17:03.000 I mean, it's also, that's their job.
00:17:05.000 Yeah, that is their job.
00:17:06.000 I mean, it's the scorpion and the frog.
00:17:07.000 It's in my nature.
00:17:09.000 And they're there to protect, so I do get it.
00:17:11.000 But, you know, that's okay.
00:17:13.000 But you still have to be nice about it.
00:17:14.000 Yeah.
00:17:15.000 Well, hopefully this podcast will maybe lube the gears a little bit.
00:17:19.000 Yeah, maybe.
00:17:20.000 Be cool, you know?
00:17:22.000 So are you guys...
00:17:23.000 Is season two on hold now because of the writer's strike?
00:17:26.000 Well, working on the scripts.
00:17:28.000 So it's...
00:17:28.000 Are you allowed to work on the scripts?
00:17:30.000 No.
00:17:30.000 I mean, I'm not part of the guild yet.
00:17:31.000 I would be after this one because I'm writing the finale.
00:17:33.000 But out of respect for what they have going on, I'm pencils down on it, too.
00:17:37.000 So all the writers that are part of the...
00:17:39.000 The WGA pencils down on all their projects right now.
00:17:43.000 So the Writers Guild is only television and film.
00:17:46.000 It has nothing to do with authors.
00:17:47.000 Nothing to do with the publishing industry as far as the books and Simon& Schuster and all that stuff.
00:17:52.000 And same thing with video games.
00:17:53.000 I learned video games because there are writers for these video games.
00:17:55.000 Yeah.
00:17:55.000 And so that's not part of it either.
00:17:57.000 So people can work on that stuff.
00:17:59.000 But it's the television and film.
00:18:00.000 And is the main dispute streaming?
00:18:02.000 Is that what's going on?
00:18:03.000 Streaming has been a long time coming.
00:18:06.000 So that was coming to a head anyway, and they probably should have negotiated, or not, they should have.
00:18:10.000 It's been a long time in the works, just because things have changed so much since the last writer's strike when it comes to streaming.
00:18:15.000 But then right when that comes to a head, AI hits the news this January.
00:18:19.000 AI with ChatGPT and all that stuff, and people are putting in, as you've seen, people can just say, hey, write a show about X, Y, or Z, and pops out.
00:18:26.000 Not bad.
00:18:27.000 Do a little editing.
00:18:28.000 Off it goes.
00:18:29.000 And you don't have to pay a writer's room.
00:18:30.000 So if you're an executive and you're beholden to, I guess, shareholders or whatever it is, Maybe that's attractive, but not so attractive to those people who make their living coming up with these ideas in a writer's room and then making all this money.
00:18:42.000 Essentially, the foundation of everything that we see in film and television happens in those writer's rooms and happens from these creators.
00:18:50.000 It's not huge money they're making anyway, but it's just how do you deal with streaming and how do we deal with AI, and we'll see.
00:18:57.000 What is the solution to the AI problem?
00:18:59.000 Because we're dealing with ChatGPT4 now, and as ChatGPT5, 6, and 7 roll out, I would imagine they're going to be able to write in the style of Jack Carr and write a perfect James Reese novel.
00:19:12.000 Maybe eventually.
00:19:13.000 Somebody did that right when it came out, I think in January.
00:19:15.000 I got a text and I said, check your email.
00:19:17.000 This is what I just screenshotted ChatGPT.
00:19:18.000 I said, write the first novel, the first chapter in the next Jack Carr, James Reese, Terminalist thing.
00:19:23.000 And it wasn't great, but in five years it probably will be.
00:19:26.000 Right.
00:19:27.000 And even if it's not great, it maybe is a scaffolding for an actual writer to go in and put some real flair to it.
00:19:34.000 Exactly.
00:19:34.000 This new book is really good.
00:19:36.000 Thank you.
00:19:37.000 Like I said, I think I'm on chapter 24 or 25. Nice.
00:19:43.000 I like how you switch your styles up a little bit.
00:19:47.000 There's new elements to the way you do things.
00:19:51.000 I don't want to give anything away, but when Reese is incarcerated, there's something to the way you're doing it differently.
00:20:01.000 It's interesting.
00:20:03.000 Because you don't want to have the same novel every time.
00:20:04.000 Just you pick somebody up and he's a carbon cutout and you drop him now in Europe.
00:20:08.000 Now he's getting revenge.
00:20:09.000 Now he's in Africa getting revenge.
00:20:10.000 Now he's in China.
00:20:11.000 So I wanted to avoid that.
00:20:13.000 And that was right out of the gate.
00:20:15.000 I was cognizant of that being something that could be an issue if you have a success.
00:20:20.000 Just kind of trying to copy that.
00:20:21.000 And I never wanted to do that.
00:20:22.000 I always wanted to evolve, just like anything else in life.
00:20:24.000 Like in the SEAL teams, My whole mission was to be a better operator and a better leader today than I was yesterday.
00:20:30.000 Personal front, be a better husband and father than I was yesterday.
00:20:33.000 And for writing, be a better author for the next book than I was for this one.
00:20:36.000 I want my next sentence to be better than the sentence before.
00:20:40.000 So this one, James Reese is on a journey.
00:20:43.000 And that's one of the one things that we have in common.
00:20:45.000 Just with everyone else on this planet, we're all on a journey.
00:20:48.000 No matter your race, your religion, your socioeconomic background, you're on a journey, and you don't know how much time you have on this planet.
00:20:55.000 You get one ride, and so I've got to make it count.
00:20:58.000 So people are trusting me with that time, which is something I take extremely seriously.
00:21:02.000 So as much thought goes into any Instagram post or blog or question for a guest on my podcast or whatever it is, as goes into any sentence in the novel, And I want to always improve on that craft every single time.
00:21:11.000 So James Reese is on this journey.
00:21:13.000 He's not the same guy he was in the first book.
00:21:14.000 Not the same guy he was in the third.
00:21:16.000 And he's not the same guy he is in the sixth one.
00:21:18.000 He's evolving.
00:21:18.000 He's learning.
00:21:19.000 Taking those past successes and failures and taking those lessons and applying them forward.
00:21:24.000 Hopefully his wisdom.
00:21:24.000 Hopefully we're all doing that.
00:21:26.000 Except for Bud Light and Miller Light, apparently.
00:21:29.000 They'll learn, too.
00:21:30.000 They'll learn, too.
00:21:31.000 They need to read these novels, perhaps.
00:21:33.000 They're only down 21%.
00:21:35.000 No big deal.
00:21:35.000 No big deal.
00:21:37.000 And that's more than a rounding error.
00:21:39.000 That's more than a rounding error.
00:21:40.000 That's a real number.
00:21:41.000 That's tough to come back from.
00:21:43.000 What's interesting now is gay bars are now boycotting them because they didn't back up Dylan Mulvaney.
00:21:49.000 I saw.
00:21:50.000 They can't win.
00:21:51.000 They just waded into this thing.
00:21:52.000 It's like an L ambush.
00:21:53.000 You walk in and you're getting hit from all sides and you kind of cover up.
00:21:56.000 And then they did that one post.
00:21:57.000 They put their first one after that.
00:21:59.000 They put the Bud Light can and they said, TGIF? Question mark.
00:22:05.000 But what they should have done, this is, you know, hindsight's always...
00:22:07.000 They should have laid low.
00:22:08.000 Well, they could lay low and hope that somebody else messes up like Miller Lite here a few weeks later, even though it was before we just learned...
00:22:14.000 The Miller Lite one is very mild.
00:22:15.000 It's pretty mild, but it's kind of a...
00:22:17.000 It's just silly.
00:22:18.000 It's just like you're also attacking women.
00:22:22.000 You're attacking these girls that are fitness models.
00:22:25.000 There's nothing wrong with being a fitness model.
00:22:27.000 Just like there's nothing wrong with being a male fitness influencer.
00:22:31.000 One of those guys that does a lot of posts on lifting weights and technique and they're shirtless and they look jacked.
00:22:36.000 There's nothing wrong with that.
00:22:37.000 There's nothing wrong with being a beautiful woman who makes a living taking photographs with beer.
00:22:43.000 No.
00:22:44.000 Guys that drink Miller Lite like that.
00:22:46.000 But it's this narrow view of what a woman is supposed to be, that a woman is only supposed to be a lady who's succeeding and killing it in the corporate world.
00:22:56.000 And like, why?
00:22:58.000 I saw another one that was similar to that.
00:23:00.000 So they said, why are we vilifying women that stay home and raise kids and handle the household and that sort of thing?
00:23:06.000 But celebrating the men pretending to be women who stay home and do the same thing.
00:23:12.000 So it's kind of like that juxtaposition.
00:23:13.000 Those dichotomies are interesting.
00:23:15.000 Well, particularly in the way they dress, right?
00:23:17.000 Because one of the things about trans people is that you'll celebrate the most stereotypical image of what a woman is.
00:23:27.000 Like short skirts and a lot of makeup and fake eyelashes and like elbow high gloves and the whole deal.
00:23:35.000 It's like it's a caricature.
00:23:36.000 It's drag.
00:23:37.000 Like what is drag?
00:23:38.000 Right?
00:23:39.000 It's like the most ridiculous version of what a woman is and it's celebrated.
00:23:44.000 But an actual woman like that is disparaged.
00:23:48.000 We live in interesting times.
00:23:49.000 And I think if Bud Light, remember that scene from The Hangover where Bradley Cooper, they pull over to the side and he's on the road.
00:23:54.000 They're all beat up and he's covered in dust and everything.
00:23:56.000 And he takes that phone call and he's like, man, we fucked up.
00:24:01.000 If they just played that clip, like that 10 second clip, people would have been like, yeah, just put that up.
00:24:06.000 Just put it up.
00:24:07.000 And people would have been like, okay, all right.
00:24:09.000 Everybody screws up.
00:24:10.000 Everybody messes up.
00:24:12.000 We're all trying to navigate this kind of new world and we're all trying to do the best we can.
00:24:15.000 I went on a Bud Light tour.
00:24:17.000 We went on a tour back in 2007. Me and Charlie Murphy and John Heffron.
00:24:21.000 We went on a Real Men of Comedy Bud Light tour.
00:24:24.000 Nice!
00:24:25.000 Like Real Men of Genius or whatever that was?
00:24:26.000 The guy from Survivor was with us.
00:24:30.000 Jeff Probst?
00:24:30.000 The guy that...
00:24:31.000 No, no, no, no.
00:24:32.000 The band.
00:24:33.000 Like, it's the eye of the tiger!
00:24:35.000 Because those were the guys that would sing the song, Real Men of Genius.
00:24:38.000 Remember those?
00:24:39.000 I do remember those, but I did not know that was Survivor.
00:24:40.000 Those were really funny.
00:24:41.000 Those were funny ads.
00:24:42.000 And those guys did those ads in front of the audience.
00:24:46.000 So it was like, yeah, it was a fun tour.
00:24:49.000 And that gentleman has passed away, the Survivor guy, I believe so.
00:24:53.000 As the lead singer of Survivor, didn't he pass away?
00:24:55.000 Super fucking cool guy, though.
00:24:56.000 What a hell of a voice, too.
00:24:58.000 Yeah, so we get to hang out with those guys and travel the country with them for a month.
00:25:01.000 That's awesome.
00:25:02.000 Yeah, we did like 22 dates and I got to become friends with Charlie and Heffron and we traveled around and that was when Bud Light embraced this humorous, like sort of dopey man version of, you know, beer, which is like what everybody likes.
00:25:19.000 Yeah, that's fun.
00:25:20.000 Do you know Shane Gillis?
00:25:22.000 One of the best comics in the country.
00:25:23.000 Fucking top shelf.
00:25:25.000 If I saw it, I'd know it.
00:25:26.000 He's a new guy coming up.
00:25:27.000 But anyway, he drinks Bud Light, and he's in a dilemma.
00:25:30.000 Oh boy.
00:25:31.000 Because he'll drink Bud Light on a podcast, and we've had podcasts where he drank 16 Bud Lights.
00:25:35.000 16 Bud Lights?
00:25:36.000 Oh, yeah.
00:25:36.000 In three hours.
00:25:37.000 He's a big boy.
00:25:38.000 Wow.
00:25:38.000 Big fella.
00:25:39.000 It's all relative.
00:25:39.000 He can put him down.
00:25:40.000 Yeah.
00:25:41.000 It's all relative.
00:25:41.000 He can throw down some fucking beer.
00:25:43.000 That's amazing, though.
00:25:44.000 Even how big you are.
00:25:45.000 That's pretty serious.
00:25:46.000 I don't even know how the fluid...
00:25:48.000 How many did you do?
00:25:48.000 Were you joining him?
00:25:49.000 I just can't keep up with that.
00:25:51.000 I'm six, seven in.
00:25:52.000 I'm done.
00:25:53.000 Six, seven?
00:25:53.000 I can't stop peeing.
00:25:54.000 That's pretty good, though, three hours.
00:25:55.000 Yeah, the peeing thing.
00:25:56.000 Bud Light is a light beer.
00:25:57.000 It's only like...
00:25:58.000 What is the percentage of alcohol?
00:26:00.000 5%?
00:26:01.000 Yeah.
00:26:01.000 It's light.
00:26:02.000 It's a lot like water.
00:26:02.000 Yeah, it's for people who like to drink all day long.
00:26:05.000 You can hydrate with it.
00:26:06.000 Yeah, you can hydrate with it.
00:26:08.000 Yeah, you get a nice little buzz.
00:26:10.000 You hydrate.
00:26:12.000 It's not offensive tasting.
00:26:14.000 No, now it's just offensive.
00:26:15.000 Well, it's just one ad campaign.
00:26:17.000 It's just so dumb.
00:26:19.000 And the lady behind it was just talking about the fratty sense of humor.
00:26:25.000 Like, what are you going to do?
00:26:26.000 Are you going to replace it with this fucking mentally ill person?
00:26:29.000 I know.
00:26:29.000 It's tough.
00:26:30.000 It just needs attention constantly.
00:26:32.000 I mean, they had a winning campaign going for decades.
00:26:35.000 It worked.
00:26:36.000 Yeah, they should have gone back to another real men of genius.
00:26:39.000 Listen, you can make fun of men hardcore in those ads and we'll laugh along with you.
00:26:45.000 Absolutely.
00:26:46.000 You know, it's like, it would have been fine.
00:26:48.000 Yeah, but...
00:26:49.000 And they would have got people to buy Bud Light, which you got the opposite.
00:26:53.000 You got the opposite.
00:26:53.000 Now the gay folks don't want it, the trans folks don't want it, nobody wants it.
00:26:57.000 Everybody's mad at you.
00:26:58.000 It's tough.
00:26:59.000 I've read this story where this bar owner was saying that he had to stop carrying it because people were attacking people that were drinking it.
00:27:06.000 Oh my gosh.
00:27:07.000 So people that were like, ah, fuck it, I don't care, I'm not involved in this.
00:27:10.000 What are you, fucking communist?
00:27:11.000 People were just beating people's asses for having Bud Light.
00:27:14.000 They were having fights at the bars.
00:27:16.000 It's so sad.
00:27:16.000 Who are they owned by now?
00:27:18.000 Aren't they owned by some international corporation at this point?
00:27:20.000 I believe so.
00:27:21.000 Are they owned by a Chinese corporation?
00:27:25.000 Who owns Bud Light?
00:27:26.000 I think it's somebody in Europe.
00:27:28.000 Yeah, who owns Anheuser-Busch?
00:27:30.000 Let's find out who owns Anheuser-Busch.
00:27:31.000 I think it's a European company, isn't it?
00:27:32.000 Maybe.
00:27:33.000 Whenever something's bad, I blame it on China.
00:27:36.000 Except those headlights, like those lights that you got, you know?
00:27:39.000 Oh, the ones from my Land Cruiser?
00:27:41.000 Those actually were from China.
00:27:42.000 Yeah.
00:27:42.000 They look cool, they just died.
00:27:44.000 They got water in them, somehow or another.
00:27:47.000 It's a fucking Land Cruiser.
00:27:48.000 I mean, come on.
00:27:49.000 How are they not sealed?
00:27:50.000 I guess a company called InBev bought it.
00:27:52.000 I've never heard of that.
00:27:53.000 And what's InBev?
00:27:55.000 I don't know.
00:27:56.000 It's tied to the communist China.
00:27:57.000 I want to short them right now.
00:28:00.000 I want to call my broker.
00:28:02.000 I got a feeling this is going to keep going.
00:28:04.000 Belgian multinational.
00:28:05.000 Belgium.
00:28:06.000 Yeah, let's manipulate some markets right now.
00:28:08.000 I think you could.
00:28:09.000 Let's take a break, though, and make a couple calls.
00:28:11.000 So we have this podcast that we do called Protect Our Parks that I do with Shane Gillis and Ari Shafir and Mark Normand, and we get hammered most of the time.
00:28:20.000 And we're trying to figure out what's the least woke beer to drink.
00:28:25.000 And Mark Norman said, Colt 45. And I think he's right.
00:28:28.000 Is he?
00:28:28.000 Well, who owns it?
00:28:29.000 We gotta look it up.
00:28:30.000 You don't know.
00:28:30.000 I don't know, but Colt 45, like...
00:28:32.000 You don't know.
00:28:32.000 That is the least woke advertising campaign.
00:28:35.000 It was.
00:28:35.000 I remember growing up, those commercials were fantastic.
00:28:38.000 Malt liquor.
00:28:39.000 Yeah.
00:28:39.000 I mean, that stuff is...
00:28:40.000 What is the alcohol percentage of that?
00:28:42.000 That stuff is brutal.
00:28:43.000 It's more than Bud Light.
00:28:44.000 Yeah.
00:28:45.000 A lot more.
00:28:46.000 That stuff's rough.
00:28:48.000 That's not even real.
00:28:49.000 Beer.
00:28:49.000 No.
00:28:49.000 Malt liquor.
00:28:50.000 It's 5.6.
00:28:51.000 Malt liquor is?
00:28:52.000 Well, Colt 45 is according to Wikipedia.
00:28:55.000 Really?
00:28:55.000 What about Old English?
00:28:57.000 It's an old, it's an only, it's a psyop.
00:28:59.000 Psychological operation.
00:29:00.000 You just think it is.
00:29:01.000 Something else in there, maybe.
00:29:02.000 But they're saving it, maybe.
00:29:03.000 Old English 800 is just slightly, well, it raises, it ranges from 5.9 to 8. Maybe we need, well, I would say Canada is the wokest fucking place on earth right now.
00:29:11.000 I would have said go with Canadian beer because Canadian beer is like 9%.
00:29:15.000 Yeah, they have like XXX stuff.
00:29:17.000 Yeah, they get hammered up.
00:29:17.000 Oh, nice.
00:29:18.000 They go hard.
00:29:19.000 It gets cold.
00:29:19.000 Yeah, it's got to.
00:29:19.000 It gets really cold.
00:29:20.000 You got to do something.
00:29:21.000 You got to do something up there.
00:29:22.000 They locked themselves in and get fucking blastered.
00:29:24.000 You got to do something up there.
00:29:25.000 Someone was talking about Canada and food the other day.
00:29:28.000 You don't hear about somebody saying they want to go out and have a nice Canadian beer.
00:29:30.000 Andrew Schultz.
00:29:31.000 Was that it?
00:29:31.000 Oh my God.
00:29:32.000 Let's play that bit.
00:29:33.000 Andrew Schultz's bit on food.
00:29:34.000 Did I see that on yours?
00:29:35.000 Where did I see that?
00:29:36.000 I saw that somewhere.
00:29:36.000 Maybe we played it here.
00:29:37.000 Oh, did you?
00:29:38.000 Fucking genius.
00:29:39.000 He does a bit about countries that suppress their women.
00:29:42.000 That's it.
00:29:43.000 About how horrible it is to suppress women.
00:29:45.000 That's it.
00:29:45.000 It's a fucking great bit.
00:29:47.000 See if you can find it.
00:29:47.000 Okay, so I drew that.
00:29:48.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:29:49.000 That's what I saw.
00:29:50.000 This is such a good bit.
00:29:52.000 It's pretty clever.
00:29:53.000 This is such a bit.
00:29:54.000 There's a lot of countries in the world that treat women like shit.
00:29:56.000 That's fucked up.
00:29:58.000 But they got the best food.
00:30:02.000 That's undeniable, right?
00:30:05.000 The more a country's like, stay in the kitchen, the better the food comes out of the kitchen, right?
00:30:10.000 It does.
00:30:11.000 It comes out more delicious that way.
00:30:16.000 Have you ever eaten food from a country where the women are equal?
00:30:19.000 Get the...
00:30:20.000 Get it away.
00:30:24.000 Get away.
00:30:25.000 What is that?
00:30:26.000 Equality cuisine?
00:30:27.000 Move it.
00:30:27.000 Move it.
00:30:29.000 Move it.
00:30:31.000 Nobody in this room has ever said, you know what we should do for dinner tonight?
00:30:35.000 Canadian.
00:30:36.000 Never been said.
00:30:37.000 Never once.
00:30:40.000 Canada treats their women equally.
00:30:42.000 Their food is fucking dog shit.
00:30:44.000 It's disgusting.
00:30:46.000 Canadian bacon?
00:30:47.000 Kill yourself if you like Canadian bacon.
00:30:50.000 What is this coaster of ham?
00:30:52.000 What am I looking at?
00:30:53.000 I actually like Canadian bacon.
00:30:55.000 Yeah, Canadian bacon.
00:30:56.000 That maybe wasn't the best analogy.
00:30:58.000 I know what he was doing there.
00:31:00.000 But it's a funny joke.
00:31:01.000 It is.
00:31:02.000 It's a great joke.
00:31:03.000 But no one has said, let's go eat Canadian.
00:31:05.000 No.
00:31:05.000 I mean, I don't even know what that means.
00:31:06.000 I don't know what it means either.
00:31:07.000 Poutine, I think, is all I... Poutine's good.
00:31:08.000 I think that's French, though.
00:31:10.000 Yeah, that's over from that.
00:31:11.000 That's more East.
00:31:12.000 Yeah, that's Montreal.
00:31:14.000 Yeah, and there are some good restaurants in Montreal.
00:31:14.000 Poutine's pretty bomb diggity.
00:31:16.000 They got smoked meat.
00:31:17.000 Actually, Canada has some good food.
00:31:19.000 And who's the hunter that has his place up?
00:31:21.000 Is it in Montreal?
00:31:21.000 Michael Hunter.
00:31:22.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:31:22.000 No, it's Toronto.
00:31:24.000 Toronto, okay.
00:31:24.000 Yeah, Antler.
00:31:25.000 Yeah.
00:31:26.000 Yeah.
00:31:26.000 That's the guy that when the vegans were angry, he butchered a deer in front of the window.
00:31:33.000 And was he on the podcast?
00:31:34.000 Yes.
00:31:35.000 And so I've met him before as well.
00:31:37.000 Super nice guy.
00:31:37.000 Very nice guy.
00:31:38.000 So you don't think that he would do, like, just having talked to him, like, you wouldn't think that his mind would just go there to do that.
00:31:43.000 But that was, yeah, it was pretty legit.
00:31:44.000 Well, it was a smart move.
00:31:45.000 Got him on the podcast.
00:31:47.000 Got him famous.
00:31:48.000 I mean, like, take advantage of me.
00:31:50.000 These people are, like, making it uncomfortable for people to go to his business.
00:31:53.000 Yeah.
00:31:53.000 Just because they have an idea of what you should and shouldn't eat.
00:31:57.000 And if someone confronted them, like, unless you are growing your own vegetables and you know exactly what happens, you are responsible for animal death 100%.
00:32:08.000 I mean, there's a crazy video of this...
00:32:13.000 This combine going through a field, and it goes to this patch of, I guess it's probably corn or something like that, and 13 deer run out of there.
00:32:24.000 Wow.
00:32:24.000 You know how many of those fawns get chewed up?
00:32:27.000 Rabbits.
00:32:27.000 Rabbits.
00:32:29.000 Is a life a life?
00:32:31.000 Because I'll tell you what, you lose a lot of life for a pound of grain, no matter what.
00:32:36.000 Poisoning, pesticides, herbicides.
00:32:40.000 This idea that you're going to have some zero karma, no worry at all vegetable dinner.
00:32:46.000 Like, fuck off.
00:32:47.000 You're not.
00:32:48.000 Just getting the things, getting the organic paper towels or whatever they have.
00:32:52.000 You know, they have those things.
00:32:54.000 Just getting those to the store.
00:32:55.000 You know, you could grab them across the country.
00:32:58.000 The amount of insects that hit the windshield.
00:33:00.000 Yeah.
00:33:01.000 And Steve Rinella has that thing, right?
00:33:02.000 Doesn't he have the pyramid of things like fish?
00:33:04.000 Nobody cares?
00:33:05.000 That whole deal?
00:33:05.000 I had a post that I did on Instagram way back in the day called The Hierarchy of Dead Animals on Social Media.
00:33:11.000 That's it.
00:33:11.000 So I said, like, if you catch a fish, no one's upset at you.
00:33:14.000 Yeah.
00:33:15.000 And then I showed a picture of me with a dead turkey.
00:33:17.000 Like, eh, we're crossing into a weird area, but nobody cares.
00:33:20.000 And then I had a package of bear meat.
00:33:23.000 Right.
00:33:23.000 Just a package.
00:33:24.000 Just meat.
00:33:24.000 It just said bear meat.
00:33:26.000 And it's like, you can get away with a lot.
00:33:27.000 You do it in a sneaky way.
00:33:29.000 There's bear meat.
00:33:30.000 And that's okay.
00:33:31.000 That was okay, right?
00:33:32.000 Not too many people hating on that one.
00:33:34.000 Yeah, the hierarchy of dead animals on social media.
00:33:38.000 Yeah.
00:33:39.000 When did you put?
00:33:40.000 May 1st, 2015. Gosh, eight years ago.
00:33:43.000 Eight years ago.
00:33:44.000 Amazing.
00:33:44.000 Yeah, that was probably the last time I hunted bears.
00:33:47.000 Was it?
00:33:47.000 Yeah, I haven't been up there in a while.
00:33:49.000 There was the pandemic, and then you couldn't get up there for a while.
00:33:54.000 Now I'm just angry at Canada.
00:33:55.000 Yeah, they've been in touch and wanted to try to get me up there.
00:34:00.000 It's a crazy spot.
00:34:01.000 They have so many bears up there.
00:34:02.000 And anyone that thinks that somehow or another bears, they're a protected species.
00:34:06.000 Listen, go to Canada.
00:34:08.000 Go to Alberta.
00:34:10.000 And go wander around the woods.
00:34:12.000 There are so many goddamn bears.
00:34:13.000 They have to kill bears.
00:34:15.000 Their deer population, their moose population, all depends on it.
00:34:19.000 They are overrun with bears.
00:34:21.000 When we were up there, there's bear cannibalism.
00:34:25.000 Jonathan, one of the sons of the Rivets, he saw a male bear, the boar, attacked a female.
00:34:36.000 And was trying to get to her cubs, killed one of her cubs, the female chased the bear off, and then the female ate her own cub.
00:34:45.000 Wow.
00:34:47.000 Yeah.
00:34:47.000 You know, these aren't teddy bears.
00:34:50.000 They're edible monsters.
00:34:51.000 Yeah.
00:34:51.000 Did you post a picture of your bear at one point?
00:34:55.000 And that's where the hatred, there's a lot of hate.
00:34:56.000 Oh, I got a lot of hate for that.
00:34:57.000 Yeah.
00:34:58.000 They posted it.
00:34:58.000 That's the only one.
00:35:00.000 Alaskan monsters, bears go at it.
00:35:02.000 What is the longest, most intense grizzly bear fight he's seen?
00:35:05.000 Oh, jeez.
00:35:05.000 Did you miss it?
00:35:06.000 No, I've not seen it.
00:35:06.000 I'm guessing by your reaction, you did not see this then.
00:35:08.000 This is May 11th.
00:35:09.000 This is a few days ago.
00:35:10.000 It's a crazy fight.
00:35:10.000 This is a few days ago here.
00:35:11.000 This is an intense fight.
00:35:12.000 Is this new?
00:35:13.000 Yeah, it's pretty new.
00:35:14.000 Oh, I haven't seen this one.
00:35:14.000 May 11th this year.
00:35:16.000 Look at that thing.
00:35:17.000 Oh my gosh.
00:35:20.000 That is incredible.
00:35:21.000 That's Nature's Cleanup crew, ladies and gentlemen.
00:35:23.000 Anything that fucks up gets eaten by this 2,000 pound monster.
00:35:27.000 And here comes this guy.
00:35:29.000 This is going to happen dangerously close to us.
00:35:33.000 Oh boy.
00:35:34.000 Here we go.
00:35:35.000 Look how beautiful they are.
00:35:37.000 Look at the coat on those things.
00:35:39.000 Gosh.
00:35:39.000 Look at that backdrop.
00:35:41.000 Yeah.
00:35:42.000 People will say it's CGI. That's incredible.
00:35:49.000 Weird life they have.
00:35:50.000 Look at that.
00:35:51.000 I mean, that looks pretty evenly matched at this point.
00:35:53.000 Yeah, they're both the same size.
00:35:55.000 I mean, it's...
00:35:56.000 They're just biting each other's faces.
00:35:57.000 See who's been training harder.
00:35:58.000 Fuck, man.
00:36:00.000 They do a lot of jiu-jitsu, though.
00:36:01.000 Look, look at that.
00:36:02.000 Right there, those little gramby rolls.
00:36:03.000 There it is.
00:36:04.000 Oh, going for the back.
00:36:05.000 He's got it in the back.
00:36:07.000 He's been watching UFC. Oh, look at that, though.
00:36:08.000 Yeah, he's just biting chunks out of his back.
00:36:11.000 Oh, my gosh.
00:36:11.000 And that guy's trying to get away now.
00:36:12.000 He's trying to get too late.
00:36:13.000 Their skin is so thick and they're covered in fat.
00:36:17.000 That's just annoying.
00:36:18.000 Like, bro, get off me.
00:36:19.000 Wow.
00:36:20.000 I will say this goes on and on and on.
00:36:22.000 How long do you want to watch this?
00:36:23.000 Wow.
00:36:23.000 This is a good fight.
00:36:24.000 This is pretty good.
00:36:25.000 Oh, look at this.
00:36:26.000 Really good attention.
00:36:27.000 Oh, my gosh.
00:36:29.000 I like how the other bear just keeps moving, though.
00:36:31.000 That's good.
00:36:32.000 I like his technique.
00:36:33.000 The guy's still got his back, but he's rolling.
00:36:36.000 Trying to reverse.
00:36:36.000 Oh, he's pulled guard.
00:36:38.000 Trying to get him off of him.
00:36:39.000 Oh, my gosh.
00:36:41.000 That is crazy.
00:36:42.000 That one better run.
00:36:43.000 That one better just get on those getaway sticks.
00:36:45.000 I don't know.
00:36:47.000 I feel like the other guy's going to gas out.
00:36:49.000 Yeah, we're good.
00:36:50.000 We're good.
00:36:50.000 I'm watching.
00:36:51.000 Because the guy's wasting all his time biting him in the back.
00:36:54.000 Yeah, maybe he's going for, like, a spine?
00:36:57.000 Eh.
00:36:57.000 No?
00:36:58.000 It's not really gonna happen.
00:36:59.000 No.
00:37:00.000 No, I mean, I don't think anyone dies in a spine.
00:37:02.000 Oh, really?
00:37:02.000 It's an intense fight.
00:37:04.000 It's a crazy fight.
00:37:05.000 Well, you know who got the best bear fight footage before this was Grizzly Man.
00:37:09.000 Oh.
00:37:10.000 Which is one of my favorite all-time comedies.
00:37:12.000 I haven't.
00:37:13.000 I haven't watched it.
00:37:14.000 You haven't watched it?
00:37:15.000 No, I keep meaning to it.
00:37:16.000 I haven't Have a cocktail and watch Grizzly Man.
00:37:20.000 It is the best unintentional comedy that's ever been made.
00:37:23.000 And I wonder if it's unintentional.
00:37:25.000 Because Werner Herzog is a genius.
00:37:27.000 And he's made so many amazing films.
00:37:30.000 And that, to me, is my favorite of his films.
00:37:34.000 And there's so many moments that just are laugh out loud funny.
00:37:38.000 Like there's one where there's a sheriff and he's talking about like finding the body and the fact this guy was camping with him.
00:37:43.000 And the sheriff looks at the camera and goes, I thought he was retarded.
00:37:47.000 It's like the way he says it.
00:37:51.000 There's a smash cut.
00:37:52.000 The bear guy always gets eaten by the bear.
00:37:55.000 The shark guy ends up getting eaten by the shark.
00:37:57.000 The rattlesnake guy ends up getting bit by the rattlesnake.
00:38:00.000 What's happening with these?
00:38:02.000 Oh, for Grizzly Man?
00:38:04.000 Yeah, that poor guy.
00:38:05.000 Well, that guy was very, very sad.
00:38:08.000 He was a sad guy.
00:38:09.000 And he had this idea that he was protecting them.
00:38:12.000 But he just doesn't even understand.
00:38:14.000 He doesn't understand wildlife conservation.
00:38:18.000 That's so brutal.
00:38:19.000 It's a lion guy gets eaten by the lion.
00:38:21.000 Yeah.
00:38:22.000 It's always the way.
00:38:23.000 But this one's, this is an amazing, brilliant tale of adventure and potential madness and hilarious.
00:38:30.000 Well, I think, I feel like genuinely this story was suicide by Bear.
00:38:35.000 Yeah.
00:38:35.000 Because he stayed long after you're supposed to be there.
00:38:38.000 Yeah.
00:38:39.000 He stayed after the animals were in hibernation.
00:38:41.000 He was very depressed and I think he kind of wanted to die.
00:38:45.000 Yeah.
00:38:45.000 Yeah.
00:38:46.000 I really do.
00:38:47.000 I just think this guy just was very sad.
00:38:49.000 That's tough.
00:38:49.000 And he very much seemed like an in-the-closet gay guy.
00:38:53.000 Because, like, he said a lot of crazy shit.
00:38:55.000 Like, he was walking around with a camera, he goes, I wish I was gay.
00:38:57.000 If I was gay, it'd be so easy.
00:38:58.000 I just find a guy and hook up, but I'm not gay.
00:39:00.000 I'm like, are you sure?
00:39:02.000 Like, it's like, there's so many layers to that film.
00:39:05.000 Oh, really?
00:39:05.000 I'm gonna have to watch it at some point.
00:39:07.000 It's great!
00:39:07.000 It's a great documentary.
00:39:09.000 And it also, it highlights how majestic these animals are.
00:39:12.000 They're so amazing.
00:39:13.000 And delicious, too, if you get the right ones eating the right stuff.
00:39:15.000 I've never eaten a brown bear.
00:39:17.000 No, I have not eaten a brown bear.
00:39:18.000 But black bears are very good.
00:39:19.000 If they're eating the blueberries, just munching on those blueberries.
00:39:22.000 I haven't had that, but Rinella says it's some of the best meat he's ever eaten.
00:39:26.000 It is.
00:39:27.000 What's interesting is that settlers in America, in the pioneer days, they preferred bear meat and they shot deer for their skins.
00:39:35.000 Oh, interesting.
00:39:36.000 That's why, like, a buck.
00:39:38.000 Do you know what a buck is?
00:39:39.000 A buck deer?
00:39:40.000 It's a dollar, because that was what it was worth.
00:39:43.000 One of those deer skins was worth a dollar, so they called it a buck.
00:39:46.000 Yeah, which is kind of crazy.
00:39:48.000 Back then, that's a lot of money.
00:39:50.000 Oh, my God.
00:39:51.000 Back then, a dollar is a lot of money.
00:39:52.000 Get 20 of those, 30 of those, 50 of those, 100 of those.
00:39:54.000 You're fucking balling.
00:39:55.000 Yeah.
00:39:55.000 You know, the richest guy in the world at one point in time was a beaver pelt salesman.
00:40:00.000 I believe it.
00:40:01.000 In America.
00:40:01.000 I believe it.
00:40:02.000 Yeah, there's a time.
00:40:03.000 And it's just like the stock market, the ups and downs in the markets for those things.
00:40:07.000 Did you see that recent, I think it was in Kenya, I just saw it maybe yesterday or the day before, but the villagers out there killed a lion, an old lion.
00:40:21.000 Yeah.
00:40:45.000 But there's none of that.
00:40:46.000 They just kill it.
00:40:46.000 And that's how it goes because these things are killing your livestock that you feed your family with.
00:40:50.000 So it wasn't long for this earth.
00:40:52.000 That happens with elephants with crops.
00:40:54.000 Yeah.
00:40:54.000 Oh, they destroy a bunch of crops over there.
00:40:56.000 So what do they do?
00:40:57.000 They kill them.
00:40:57.000 No idea what a farm is.
00:40:59.000 No.
00:41:00.000 They're not worried.
00:41:01.000 That's just free food.
00:41:02.000 They just go through.
00:41:03.000 I've seen those videos, those pictures.
00:41:05.000 But that's the problem about not putting the requisite time, energy, and effort into studying an issue, no matter what that issue is, and just making a snap decision based on something that someone with a lot of followers puts out there.
00:41:15.000 All of a sudden, that is your...
00:41:16.000 That's your position as well, rather than, hmm, let me just do some study here.
00:41:21.000 Let me think about this a little more, and now I'll make my decision.
00:41:24.000 It's sort of like a woman attacking women for wearing bikinis.
00:41:29.000 Let's talk about this.
00:41:31.000 You're ruining it for everyone.
00:41:33.000 There's something wrong with that.
00:41:34.000 And also, there's the thing about wildlife conservation that's very uncomfortable.
00:41:38.000 And what's uncomfortable is that it really bothers us that the only way animals really have value in terms of these wild populations of antelope and...
00:41:50.000 Gazelles and all these different things they hunt in Africa, the way they've made them thrive is by putting value on them to hunt them.
00:41:58.000 And that bothers people a lot.
00:42:00.000 It does.
00:42:00.000 And I get it.
00:42:01.000 I get why it would.
00:42:02.000 I mean, it would be nice if all these people that were animal conservationists spent as much money as hunters.
00:42:08.000 Yeah, but it doesn't happen that way.
00:42:10.000 But they don't.
00:42:10.000 Nope.
00:42:11.000 Especially in America, with the Pittman-Robertson Act, where a percentage of all ammunition sales, of all gear, all hunting gear, and it turns into all that goes towards wildlife conservation.
00:42:26.000 It's the tune of billions of dollars.
00:42:28.000 Yeah, and sportsmen voted that in.
00:42:30.000 Yes.
00:42:31.000 Voted that in.
00:42:31.000 That was a self-imposed tax.
00:42:33.000 Yes, and a beautiful one, really.
00:42:35.000 It's one of the—wildlife conservation in this country and the preservation of public land for recreational use and hunting and fishing and camping is one of the greatest things this country has ever pioneered.
00:42:47.000 Oh, yeah.
00:42:47.000 Because it really doesn't exist or hadn't exist until we did it in this country.
00:42:52.000 Oh, yeah.
00:42:52.000 Out of necessity, because all those bucks added up to a lot of dead deer and a lot of population declined.
00:42:57.000 Yes.
00:42:58.000 But now we have thriving populations of these animals, and turkeys also.
00:43:02.000 Same thing.
00:43:03.000 Now they're all over the place.
00:43:05.000 We have about 200, essentially, that go between a ridge from our house.
00:43:08.000 They come through every day up to this other ridge and then work their way back.
00:43:11.000 I was heading up to see Steve Rinella in Montana two weeks ago, and I took a video.
00:43:15.000 He'd been out turkey hunting, didn't see anything, and I took about 200 turkeys just standing there in the road as I'm leaving the house.
00:43:21.000 Yeah, right there.
00:43:23.000 You're in Park City.
00:43:23.000 He's always blasting shotguns in Park City.
00:43:25.000 No, no.
00:43:26.000 They're town turkeys.
00:43:27.000 They're very safe.
00:43:28.000 They're very comfortable hanging out in the backyard.
00:43:30.000 But I thought they were going to die this winter because last winter they were here the whole time because we had a very mild winter last year.
00:43:35.000 This year it was not mild.
00:43:38.000 It was, I think, the largest recorded snowfall in Utah history or Park City history anyway.
00:43:42.000 And so they disappeared.
00:43:44.000 And I thought, oh, they're gone.
00:43:45.000 Because it's the first time they've seen this kind of snow as well.
00:43:47.000 But they came back about three weeks ago.
00:43:49.000 They came back in force, 200 of them, right back like they never left.
00:43:52.000 Do they migrate?
00:43:54.000 I think they found a barn somewhere with some heat and some feed.
00:43:58.000 I'm thinking.
00:43:58.000 I don't know.
00:43:59.000 I don't know.
00:43:59.000 But it has to be because I don't know if they can just hunker down for all those months that we got all that snow.
00:44:03.000 They don't fly very far.
00:44:05.000 No, but they fly.
00:44:06.000 It's pretty cool to see them fly for the first time when you think that maybe they don't, and then you see them go up to roost or come down, and that's pretty cool.
00:44:16.000 Yeah, how far can they fly?
00:44:19.000 I don't know.
00:44:20.000 100 yards or something?
00:44:21.000 Maybe.
00:44:22.000 I don't know.
00:44:22.000 That's all I've seen them fly is in and out of these trees, so not very far, but who knows?
00:44:26.000 Maybe they do.
00:44:27.000 What a weird bird could kind of fly.
00:44:29.000 But not much.
00:44:30.000 It kind of glides, you know, and they get up there and fly.
00:44:32.000 Let's find out.
00:44:33.000 Let's find out right now.
00:44:34.000 It says wild turkeys can fly at speeds of up to 40 miles an hour, 50 miles an hour, but only for short distances, usually limit their flight distance to about 100 yards or less.
00:44:42.000 Nice.
00:44:43.000 I nailed it.
00:44:43.000 You did.
00:44:44.000 That right on.
00:44:45.000 It wasn't 101 or 99. Like, you were on it.
00:44:48.000 That's amazing.
00:44:49.000 Well, I've seen them.
00:44:49.000 I've seen them fly.
00:44:51.000 I took a guess.
00:44:51.000 How much have you spent turkey hunting?
00:44:54.000 Only once.
00:44:55.000 Yeah.
00:44:55.000 Yeah, I only went once with Rinella.
00:44:57.000 Yeah.
00:44:58.000 It's good, but my time is very valuable.
00:45:02.000 And if I'm just hunting for one meal, that bothers me.
00:45:05.000 I want to hunt where if I shoot, like, I went with Rinella, went down to South Texas, I got two whitetail and a Neal guy.
00:45:13.000 So I'm eating good.
00:45:15.000 You're good.
00:45:15.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:45:16.000 That to me, I like to eat those animals for months.
00:45:20.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:45:20.000 Like, I've got Neil Guy liver in my refrigerator for breakfast.
00:45:26.000 Nice.
00:45:26.000 It's like, I like that.
00:45:28.000 That's what I like.
00:45:28.000 I'll say what was good.
00:45:29.000 If you had moose heart, did you guys eat the moose heart when you went?
00:45:31.000 I did.
00:45:32.000 Good, good.
00:45:33.000 In BC, yeah.
00:45:33.000 Really good.
00:45:34.000 Like, slice it real thin and then fry it.
00:45:37.000 Oh, man.
00:45:38.000 Yeah.
00:45:38.000 Delicious.
00:45:39.000 Yeah, well, I'm a big fan of liver for its performance, like just as a food, as a superfood.
00:45:45.000 It's so good for you.
00:45:47.000 Well, then the liver guy, what was the liver guy's deal?
00:45:49.000 The liver king?
00:45:49.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:45:50.000 Steroids, that was the deal.
00:45:53.000 Because I was doing it and it didn't work.
00:45:55.000 Just kidding.
00:45:56.000 No, I wasn't.
00:45:57.000 I'm not even working out anymore.
00:45:59.000 It's like the workouts, the nutrition, and the sleep have fallen to the bottom of the priority list with everything going on.
00:46:05.000 Because of work?
00:46:05.000 Because there's books to write and scripts to write.
00:46:07.000 Well, not right now, but you reprioritize and focus on book seven.
00:46:10.000 And then I have this nonfiction coming out, which is taking a lot more time.
00:46:13.000 Yeah.
00:46:19.000 Yeah.
00:46:27.000 Yeah.
00:46:35.000 Come across our dining room table and seeing those photos and knowing that I was going to go in the military, even at that young age.
00:46:41.000 So I was always interested in insurgencies and counterinsurgencies and terrorism and special operations.
00:46:45.000 I was focused on that from a very early age.
00:46:46.000 I'm not aware of that story.
00:46:49.000 Yeah, so October of 1983, there was two actual car bombs, one with the French paratroopers and one with the Marine barracks in Beirut, Lebanon.
00:46:58.000 And there were some lead-up events.
00:47:02.000 The first large one that really people noticed, the bombing of the American Embassy in Beirut in April 1983. And then there's some newly declassified documents from the Reagan administration that talk about what was going on behind the scenes and who was advocating to put Marines ashore, who wanted to keep them on amphib ships.
00:47:18.000 So a little smaller than an aircraft carrier, but...
00:47:21.000 Take Marines around who wanted to keep them on those ships in a little safer area out on the water in the Med.
00:47:28.000 And then who made the decision?
00:47:30.000 Well, the president made the final decision.
00:47:32.000 And I talked to Michael Reagan about it.
00:47:33.000 He said that decision haunted his father until the day he died.
00:47:37.000 And so they put Marines ashore in Beirut, Lebanon.
00:47:39.000 And then there was a bomb that took out those barracks.
00:47:44.000 And it was the largest marine loss of life since Iwo Jima in World War II. And so I'm doing this research right now.
00:47:51.000 How many people do it?
00:47:52.000 There were 300. We can look it up exactly so I don't mess it up by one or two.
00:47:58.000 But it's so impactful and looms over US foreign policy to this day.
00:48:03.000 And there's an ending to it, too.
00:48:06.000 307. 241 U.S. military personnel, 58 French, 6 civilians, 2 suicide bombers.
00:48:15.000 What is your take on what's going on in Ukraine?
00:48:17.000 Are you up on it?
00:48:20.000 I'm up on it in...
00:48:21.000 Because I know you're writing about it.
00:48:24.000 I'm writing about it.
00:48:24.000 I wrote about it in the second novel, in True Believer.
00:48:28.000 And I got that from someone who's also been on this podcast, Peter Zeehan, wrote a book back in 2014. And so I used that.
00:48:35.000 I read that on my flight to Mozambique, where I was doing research for the second novel, even though I didn't have a deal for the first novel yet.
00:48:40.000 I hadn't even turned that in, but I always knew I was going to...
00:48:42.000 Write two.
00:48:43.000 Because John Grisham, he wrote his first book, A Time to Kill, and couldn't give that book away.
00:48:47.000 And then he writes The Firm.
00:48:48.000 And that one takes off.
00:48:49.000 Tom Cruise is in the movie.
00:48:50.000 Then they republish A Time to Kill.
00:48:52.000 And Matthew McConaughey stars in that one.
00:48:54.000 And we've had a John Grisham novel every year.
00:48:56.000 So I thought back to that and thought, I'll at least write two.
00:48:58.000 And if both of them don't take off, then I'll maybe reevaluate my choices.
00:49:02.000 So I knew I was always going to write two, but on the flight over there, I read his book, Accidental Superpower.
00:49:08.000 And that one very clearly predicts a Russian invasion of Ukraine by the year 2022. And that was back in 2014. He wrote that.
00:49:18.000 So there were signs.
00:49:18.000 Peter Zion, was that on the ball?
00:49:20.000 To the year.
00:49:22.000 Wow.
00:49:22.000 He's a weirdly smart guy.
00:49:24.000 He's amazing.
00:49:25.000 Yeah, he's been on my podcast, and he's been on your podcast, and I've read all his books.
00:49:29.000 He's so sure of what he's saying, too.
00:49:31.000 That's what's uncomfortable.
00:49:33.000 You're not even hedging your bets.
00:49:35.000 No, no.
00:49:36.000 And he doesn't hedge the bets at all.
00:49:38.000 But he also, that's his thing.
00:49:40.000 That is 100% his area of expertise and study.
00:49:44.000 He lives it.
00:49:45.000 He breathes it.
00:49:45.000 It's not something that he just dabbles in.
00:49:47.000 So read that book.
00:49:48.000 Amazing, amazing book.
00:49:50.000 So I incorporated that into my second novel.
00:49:52.000 But now Russia actually did invade Ukraine.
00:49:54.000 So now when we work on these scripts for the second season of The Terminalist, well, we have to figure that out.
00:49:58.000 It's going to change, obviously, because they actually invaded instead of, like in the book, the hero, of course, wins the day.
00:50:04.000 But when he talks about that and talks about population decline, very steep population decline in Russia and gives the reasons behind it, and talks about the ethnic Russian population in Ukraine being the largest outside of Russia, and he looked at how long you can field an army before you can't field that army anymore.
00:50:23.000 And 2022 was that year.
00:50:26.000 So in order to field the army at current levels, they had to invade by that time.
00:50:30.000 And we really...
00:50:31.000 I mean, this is going back to...
00:50:37.000 We're good to go.
00:50:55.000 So I like to look at things through the enemy's eyes, which I did in The Devil's Hand, my fourth book.
00:50:59.000 But I think it's important to look at things through the enemy's eyes because it allows you to then make decisions taking that into account.
00:51:04.000 And so with Russia certainly knowing what our response would be to an invasion of Ukraine, that's what I incorporated into this one.
00:51:12.000 So if you knew what we would do if they invaded Ukraine, what should you do now as Russia to set yourself up to...
00:51:20.000 Success is the wrong word, but financially.
00:51:23.000 So with gas and oil sales and contracts and futures with India and with China.
00:51:28.000 So I work all that into this book.
00:51:30.000 So it was quite the education.
00:51:32.000 What did you think about the blowing up of the pipeline?
00:51:35.000 Oh my goodness.
00:51:36.000 There's a Seymour Hersh that has a few articles out there on Substack.
00:51:40.000 Yeah.
00:51:40.000 Amazing.
00:51:40.000 People should read those before they just retweet something.
00:51:43.000 But he is, I mean, he is detailed in those accounts of where people are, what military exercises are going on that would cover, cover for action we call it, to allow the U.S. to go in and blow up those pipelines.
00:51:57.000 So it's very, and now it's, I think, fairly established that what he writes in there is actually true.
00:52:04.000 So it's incredible.
00:52:06.000 Well, there's a video of Biden saying that they were going to put a stop to the Nord Stream pipeline.
00:52:10.000 There was an assistant secretary of state, I think she was, saying similar things out there.
00:52:16.000 So when we go back and look at these things and don't apply any political bias to it and just apply common sense, that's the other thing we don't do.
00:52:22.000 And it's Carl Klausiewicz, who wrote On War, said the most important attribute of a battlefield leader is common sense.
00:52:29.000 George Marshall, World War II, said the same thing.
00:52:31.000 And we neglect to apply common sense to a lot of these things, whether it's as a populace or our elected officials or military leaders.
00:52:39.000 So there's a lack of common sense and a stark lack of accountability as well.
00:52:45.000 So it's very therapeutic for me to write some of these novels because I get to hold people accountable in a fictional sense that you couldn't do in real life.
00:52:52.000 Is it a lack of common sense or is it a willingness to ignore consequences because of the financial interest or the political interest in what you're trying to accomplish?
00:53:05.000 That's a huge part of it and we can see a change in 1947. So when the defense establishment and the intelligence agencies were all reorganized in 1947, when we changed the Department of War to the Department of Defense, it became an industry.
00:53:19.000 And it stopped being a profession of arms and started becoming a career of arms for senior level officers in particular.
00:53:26.000 And at the same time, we start seeing a lack of accountability because up to that point, we go back to the Civil War and see Lincoln go through general after general until he got to Grant.
00:53:34.000 And same thing in World War II. George Marshall went through general after general after general, admiral after admiral after admiral until he got to those names that we all know today who led us to victory in World War II. And then for some reason, and that means that there were people in those positions before who didn't measure up.
00:53:49.000 So George Marshall would give them a chance and maybe a second one, but not a third.
00:53:53.000 And then they'd put somebody in place regardless of rank, essentially.
00:53:57.000 He'd promote people into the rank they needed to be for those positions if they showed promise.
00:54:02.000 And that's how we got to these leaders that we all know the last names.
00:54:06.000 And we lost that after World War II, particularly in Vietnam.
00:54:09.000 Now we start seeing people not held accountable for mistakes.
00:54:11.000 We certainly see it with Afghanistan.
00:54:13.000 20 years they had to prepare for this eventuality.
00:54:16.000 20 years.
00:54:18.000 And then the best they can do is what we saw in August of 2021. And someone who has no touch points with the military, never read a book on military history, strategy, tactics, doesn't know anyone in the military, maybe even never seen a military film, can apply common sense to that situation and say, look, Wait, it looks like Bagram here would be the tactically advantageous position,
00:54:36.000 which it was.
00:54:37.000 Why are we putting our junior level enlisted people at this gate, at this essentially a public airport in Kabul, putting them in a tactically disadvantageous position to get out of there after we had 20 years to prepare to leave?
00:54:50.000 And once again, no one held accountable.
00:54:53.000 And there's a great book.
00:54:54.000 It's called The Afghanistan Papers by Craig Whitlock.
00:54:56.000 And after two Freedom of Information Act lawsuits by the Washington Post, they got access to these classified histories of the war.
00:55:03.000 And so they took these generals and admirals coming back, and they interviewed them, and they thought these interviews were going to stay classified.
00:55:10.000 And so what Craig Whitlock does once he got access to this is he juxtaposes what they said in private that they thought was going to stay classified to what they said in front of Congress.
00:55:18.000 And they are 180 out from each other.
00:55:20.000 And once again, no one held accountable.
00:55:22.000 All those guys make rank.
00:55:24.000 They fail up.
00:55:25.000 And then sit on boards of defense industry companies going forward.
00:55:29.000 And yeah, we saw that change 1947 onward.
00:55:32.000 You cover some of these problems in your books.
00:55:36.000 Yeah.
00:55:37.000 But how frustrating is it for you and how infuriating is it as a man who's a veteran, who served, who's been deployed overseas, who's been in these conflicts to see this happening?
00:55:51.000 And to see no accountability and to see these poor choices being made over and over again that put veterans' lives at risk, put our lives at risk, and put the entire world in this state right now where we're genuinely concerned.
00:56:06.000 About nuclear war.
00:56:07.000 Yeah.
00:56:08.000 Which we haven't been since the 80s.
00:56:10.000 Right.
00:56:10.000 The fall of the Soviet Union was this great moment in history.
00:56:15.000 We're like, oh, Jesus, we're done.
00:56:16.000 Yeah.
00:56:16.000 Oh, my God.
00:56:17.000 Soviet Union is now Russia.
00:56:19.000 It's like they have elected leaders.
00:56:21.000 Everything's going to be great.
00:56:22.000 Yeah.
00:56:23.000 Yeah, no, it's tough because you lose friends over there.
00:56:25.000 People lose arms, legs, wheelchairs.
00:56:28.000 They sacrifice so much.
00:56:29.000 And they're trusting those senior level leaders to make good decisions, politicians and military leaders.
00:56:35.000 And then they see what happens over there.
00:56:37.000 And so it's very natural to ask that question.
00:56:38.000 Was it all worth it?
00:56:39.000 What were we doing over there for all these years, for 20 years?
00:56:43.000 So it's very natural to ask that question.
00:56:45.000 Yeah.
00:56:45.000 You know, for my own sanity, I just go back to taking those lessons learned and applying them going forward in a way that honors the sacrifice of those who did lose their lives, who didn't come home or who came home changed forever because of post-traumatic stress or traumatic brain injury, missing arms and legs.
00:57:00.000 And my hope, I hate to say hope, is that we can take those lessons and apply them to the next generation so they don't have to learn those same lessons in blood.
00:57:08.000 But I guess I'm not hopeful because we have shown time and time again that we have a very difficult time doing that for some reason.
00:57:15.000 And I don't know why that is, but it's extremely disheartening.
00:57:18.000 It also sets up that next generation for failure because you have these people coming up the ranks and they see these generals sit in front of Congress, say certain things.
00:57:28.000 You can go back to every single testimony from these guys and they all say pretty much the same thing.
00:57:33.000 We're making progress.
00:57:34.000 We just need more money.
00:57:35.000 We need more time.
00:57:37.000 And privately, what were they saying?
00:57:38.000 They were saying that this is a disaster.
00:57:40.000 Yeah.
00:57:41.000 And you can go back and look at these, and Craig Wilhuck spells it all out.
00:57:44.000 He has the transcripts in there.
00:57:46.000 And there's one, and I forget who it is right now, an exact time, but it's around the 2009-2010 time frame.
00:57:51.000 Where there's one senior level official who's in charge of Afghanistan.
00:57:53.000 He doesn't even say anything bad.
00:57:54.000 He's just kind of like, you know, it's not going as great as we may have led you to believe.
00:57:59.000 And then a few months later, he has quietly moved aside and somebody else is put in.
00:58:03.000 So that tells everybody else coming up behind them that if they want to get this next star and they want to sit on the board of company X, Y, or Z, they better tow this line.
00:58:11.000 And it's an industry.
00:58:13.000 Is that an issue where the amount of money that's involved in it now because of the military-industrial complex is almost...
00:58:20.000 it's like you can't turn that back now because you've turned on that spigot.
00:58:25.000 The amount of money is continuing to flow.
00:58:29.000 These coffers are filling.
00:58:31.000 These people are making so much money to stop it now and to hold people accountable and to try not like put it into this chain of failure.
00:58:39.000 I mean, it's a huge bureaucracy.
00:58:41.000 It's an ecosystem that includes politicians, it includes military leaders, both in uniform and just out sitting on these boards, lobbyists, permanent Washington.
00:58:50.000 It's all a part of this huge infrastructure that is moving forward.
00:58:54.000 And just like any company, you've got to show profits.
00:58:56.000 It's just crazy that, you know, less than 100 years ago, Eisenhower warned us about this.
00:59:01.000 At the end of World War II, when he's leaving office, he warned us about it in the 50s and said, there is a military-industrial complex.
00:59:10.000 And the crazy thing is that speech at that time aired on television.
00:59:15.000 And people, you know, remember it.
00:59:17.000 They had a sense of it.
00:59:18.000 But it wasn't until the Internet where you could pull up that speech at any moment you wanted to on YouTube and just play his words.
00:59:26.000 Which is such an incredible resource.
00:59:28.000 I mean, we have access to history instantaneously in a way that's never existed before, and we seem to be learning less.
00:59:36.000 I know.
00:59:37.000 It's one of those dichotomies that is very odd.
00:59:39.000 And we all thought when you could carry the internet around in your pocket with that first iPhone, I mean, you thought, oh, when we have a discussion and someone says, no, it's this, you know, it's this, guess what?
00:59:47.000 We don't have to argue about it.
00:59:48.000 We can look it up right here.
00:59:49.000 And it's going to be great because we can solve all these arguments immediately.
00:59:52.000 And what did it do?
00:59:53.000 Well, it just snowballed into this thing where it divides us even further rather than someone saying, oh, look, oh, I was wrong.
00:59:58.000 Oh, yeah, it says it right here.
00:59:59.000 No, it just divides us even further.
01:00:02.000 And, of course, Adventist social media, it's a tool.
01:00:04.000 And any tool can be used for productive purposes or as a weapon.
01:00:08.000 And we have weaponized social media for sure to divide.
01:00:11.000 Who benefits?
01:00:12.000 Well, politicians that need to galvanize bases, of course, and the social media companies themselves who have lobbyists in Washington who pay a lot of money to these politicians.
01:00:20.000 And it's a whole ecosystem.
01:00:22.000 And so being aware of it, I think, is the first step.
01:00:24.000 So for our kids, I talk about it with them.
01:00:26.000 And I always ask the question, how am I being manipulated?
01:00:29.000 Which is kind of a cynical way to look at things, but you kind of have to today.
01:00:33.000 And then with the advent of AI, that's a whole other side of it.
01:00:35.000 Like figuring out what is truth and what is not and what's been made up and what podcast is real and what's not.
01:00:41.000 It's a crazy situation.
01:00:42.000 But I want the kids to know that even if they're following somebody on social media, like a person, that's an advertisement for that person and their life.
01:00:49.000 And you can see time and time again, beautiful families out there and they're showing here we are in Aruba or whatever.
01:00:54.000 And here we are with our Easter photo together.
01:00:56.000 And then the next week there's their divorce, and there's abuse, and it's like, this whole thing was all a farce.
01:01:02.000 Isn't that crazy?
01:01:03.000 Yeah, so that's an advertising, just like a company.
01:01:05.000 When I see someone doing something like that, I always assume that you're trying to sell me something.
01:01:11.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:01:11.000 Like, come on, why are you trying to sell me your relationship so good?
01:01:14.000 Exactly, exactly.
01:01:15.000 How am I being manipulated right here?
01:01:16.000 It's one thing it's Mother's Day, you know, she's such a great mom.
01:01:19.000 Okay, okay.
01:01:21.000 But how many days a week are you doing that?
01:01:23.000 Right, right.
01:01:23.000 You have the perfect family, you have the perfect life, you have the perfect this.
01:01:27.000 You're trying to sell it to people instead of just living it.
01:01:30.000 And it's a very weird thing that we're doing that never existed before, so there's no real roadmap of how to navigate it correctly.
01:01:38.000 Exactly.
01:01:39.000 It's kind of like when you have a psychologist or a psychiatrist on, and they're Really getting into your life, maybe, or they're out there giving advice, giving all this advice, and then you find out that in the background there, they're a total disaster, and they're a crazy person.
01:01:51.000 That happens more often than I'm not sorry to psychologists and psychologists out there, but you know it's true.
01:01:56.000 Oh, it's very true.
01:01:57.000 I mean, there's a lot of doctors out there that are extremely unhealthy.
01:02:00.000 So there's a lot of weird stuff going on in this world where there's people that are experts and giving advice.
01:02:05.000 I know, it's tough.
01:02:06.000 I think about that a lot when I talk.
01:02:08.000 I'm like, man, it better not be full of shit.
01:02:10.000 I know.
01:02:11.000 It's tough.
01:02:11.000 How are you supposed to check all this?
01:02:12.000 It's a full-time job checking on this stuff.
01:02:15.000 It's wild.
01:02:16.000 But for the kids, it's the toughest.
01:02:17.000 Our daughter just missed it.
01:02:18.000 She's 17, so she got a little bit of it.
01:02:20.000 She grew up on the internet.
01:02:21.000 She grew up on the internet, but she didn't grow up with the amount of input that these kids are getting now at age 9, 10, 11, 12, 13. The TikTok era.
01:02:28.000 She just missed that.
01:02:30.000 So our little guy who is 12 is hitting that side.
01:02:34.000 They're pretty sly.
01:02:35.000 Our little guy out there, he's a smart one.
01:02:37.000 So you can figure out ways around the blocks and all these other sorts of things.
01:02:42.000 So it's an interesting time for parents.
01:02:44.000 Tough time, I think, for parents.
01:02:45.000 And tough time for kids.
01:02:46.000 I think it's always been a tough time for parents and always been a tough time for kids.
01:02:51.000 And these are just unique challenges that exist.
01:02:54.000 But every era has unique challenges.
01:02:57.000 What I'm worried about is this...
01:03:00.000 This stuff that we're talking about in terms of accountability with the military-industrial complex, I don't know how that turns around.
01:03:08.000 I don't know.
01:03:09.000 Other than some catastrophic disaster.
01:03:12.000 And the catastrophic disasters that we're talking about are nuclear.
01:03:15.000 And if there's a nuclear disaster, you know, it's that Einstein quote, I don't know what weapons World War III will be fought with, but World War IV will be fought with rocks and sticks.
01:03:25.000 Oh, interesting.
01:03:26.000 Yeah.
01:03:26.000 I don't know.
01:03:27.000 I've never heard that quote before.
01:03:28.000 I might have paraphrased it.
01:03:29.000 I'm sure I did.
01:03:30.000 But it's basically what he said.
01:03:32.000 And that's what scares the shit out of me is that, you know, you got a guy like Putin who may or may not have cancer, you know, who's backed into a corner.
01:03:41.000 What does he do if he thinks he's going to lose and he thinks he's going to die?
01:03:45.000 Right.
01:03:46.000 So the only thing I think about in that point is who benefits if you use even tactical nuclear weapons in a place like Ukraine?
01:03:53.000 That's the area that they want.
01:03:54.000 So when you look at it logically, maybe they can move some things around on a board and move nuclear weapons closer or farther away or that sort of a thing as kind of pieces on a chessboard.
01:04:04.000 But if you want to invade a country because you want its population and because you want its food sources, then to nuke it doesn't really play in.
01:04:13.000 Unless they think they're going to lose Russia.
01:04:16.000 And that's with the population decline.
01:04:18.000 There are essentially a few, according to Peter Zeehan, is there a few generations away from, same thing with China with the one trial policy.
01:04:25.000 They're in a similar situation there.
01:04:26.000 Japan has a giant population collapse issue as well.
01:04:30.000 Yeah, so it's tough.
01:04:31.000 It's nuts.
01:04:32.000 There's so many, I mean, who the fuck would want to be president?
01:04:36.000 Seriously, that's the whole thing.
01:04:38.000 A politician in general.
01:04:40.000 Who's drawn to that?
01:04:41.000 I'm sure there are people that are drawn to it for fewer reasons and want to serve and they started businesses and made money and want to give back and they're concerned about the future of the country.
01:04:50.000 I'm sure they exist, but man, people get into those positions and they sure do pick stocks a lot better than they did before.
01:04:55.000 You know?
01:04:57.000 Across the board.
01:04:58.000 And that's not just Nancy Pelosi.
01:05:00.000 No.
01:05:01.000 It's a whole thing.
01:05:01.000 It's part of that established, part of that permanent Washington.
01:05:04.000 It's part of the ecosystem.
01:05:05.000 And it's how it is.
01:05:07.000 That's the motivation.
01:05:08.000 The access to information that allows you to pick stocks so good.
01:05:12.000 It's incredible.
01:05:13.000 And in my first book, I talk about, hey, you show me a politician in Washington and I'm going to show you a family member who has some sort of a lobbying firm or this or that.
01:05:20.000 And then what are we seeing with the Biden administration?
01:05:23.000 You're seeing some of that right now on the front pages.
01:05:25.000 They are just holding on to that as long as they can.
01:05:29.000 Because it seems like that is a crazy mountain of corruption.
01:05:34.000 Yeah.
01:05:34.000 And I don't think it is only them.
01:05:36.000 I want you to imagine if that was Trump.
01:05:39.000 Imagine if Donald Trump Jr. was Hunter Biden smoking street crack with Vietnamese hookers and all of it documented.
01:05:49.000 It's not like rumors like the Steele dossier where they're like, Trump likes to get peed on.
01:05:55.000 No.
01:05:55.000 Like, this guy's getting foot jobs and putting it on his laptop and then dropping it off in Maryland.
01:06:00.000 But I'm skeptical about everything.
01:06:02.000 I mean, I'm skeptical about the laptop story.
01:06:03.000 I mean, it's sort of...
01:06:06.000 It's burned into our brains.
01:06:08.000 Like, that's what happened, but...
01:06:10.000 I think like 10 years from now we'll probably find out that that's horse shit too.
01:06:14.000 I mean, who fucking knows?
01:06:15.000 I don't know.
01:06:15.000 They might have stole his laptop.
01:06:18.000 So I know a couple people that saw it right off the bat.
01:06:20.000 And what it has been kept to in the news, from my understanding, is the professional side.
01:06:26.000 So the people who saw it are people who...
01:06:28.000 Didn't have a vested interest in showing any of the personal stuff.
01:06:31.000 Some of it is out there, and this is second-hand information.
01:06:36.000 But there's stuff out there that is personally a lot more, I guess, damaging, you would say, that's horrible.
01:06:42.000 But what they tried to stay to, for the most part, is the ties to...
01:06:46.000 The corruption.
01:06:47.000 Exactly.
01:06:47.000 The corruption is undeniable.
01:06:49.000 I mean, just the...
01:06:51.000 The fact that he's just completely unqualified to be in those positions that he's at making the kind of money that he was making and Doing it for Russia and China.
01:07:00.000 It's just it's so and Ukraine.
01:07:03.000 Yeah You know, I mean what's crazy is that Ukraine was thought to be one of the most corrupt countries Up until Russia invaded them and now they're the darling you get Sean Penn's given his Oscar to Zelensky and it's like We are so fucking lost That's what goes back to doing the research.
01:07:22.000 And really, before you take that step, going back and making sure you're taking the right one.
01:07:26.000 But for the American people, it's almost like there's too much research to do.
01:07:31.000 You don't have the time.
01:07:32.000 For the average person that wants to, if you have a conservative position or a liberal position...
01:07:39.000 It's like, boy, you have to trust in these fucking jackasses that are running the country to be steering you correctly, and they never are.
01:07:47.000 No.
01:07:47.000 They never are.
01:07:48.000 It's so tough.
01:07:49.000 They lie about anything that's going to damage their party.
01:07:52.000 They lie about anything that's going to damage their positions or anything that's going to contradict what they've said in the past.
01:08:00.000 It's crazy.
01:08:01.000 And I talk about it in most of the books.
01:08:03.000 I weave it in there.
01:08:06.000 I don't think it is just reserved for one party, but we're divided along these lines.
01:08:11.000 But who does it benefit?
01:08:12.000 Certainly not the citizen, certainly not us.
01:08:14.000 It doesn't benefit us to say, just side with your side because it's your side, without even thinking.
01:08:20.000 And that's the position we're in right now, unfortunately.
01:08:23.000 But it benefits the people who make the most money, which is so terrifying.
01:08:26.000 And then you see these politicians that just, they benefit from benefiting those people that make the most money.
01:08:33.000 It's an ecosystem.
01:08:34.000 It is.
01:08:35.000 It's so huge right now.
01:08:36.000 Then you lose.
01:08:37.000 You undercut confidence in voting systems.
01:08:40.000 So that's in there now.
01:08:42.000 And then you have, let's say, going back to Hunter Biden laptop, you have 50, what, 51, 52 intelligence officials who signed some letter that's now shown that they were coerced into signing, not coerced into signing this thing, but they signed it for a reason to give their candidate,
01:08:58.000 the establishment candidate, a talking point in a debate.
01:09:03.000 That undercuts everyone's confidence in those institutions anyway.
01:09:06.000 And it was always a little shaky, your confidence in an intelligence service, just in general.
01:09:10.000 Yes.
01:09:11.000 Well, particularly after the Trump administration attacked them for four years.
01:09:15.000 The Trump administration attacked the intelligence community.
01:09:18.000 And then what does the intelligence community do?
01:09:19.000 They come out and lie about the Hunter Biden laptop.
01:09:22.000 It's like, hey, guys, like...
01:09:24.000 Yeah.
01:09:27.000 Yeah.
01:09:28.000 Yeah.
01:09:41.000 How does that ever get corrected?
01:09:43.000 I mean, I don't want...
01:09:44.000 I mean, when I have conversations with my kids about politics and life and stuff, it's like, you know, my young kids, not my oldest is 26. When I'm talking to my 12, well, now 13 and 14-year-olds and 15-year-olds, when I'm talking to them,
01:10:00.000 they're at this point where they're going to be graduating from high school in a few years.
01:10:04.000 They're going to be going to college.
01:10:05.000 They're going to be entering into the workforce and doing stuff.
01:10:09.000 What do you tell them about this insanely corrupt system that's supposed to be the controlling operating system of this greatest country the world has ever known, this experiment in self-government?
01:10:23.000 And it's just deeply corrupt.
01:10:25.000 It is.
01:10:26.000 And so what we do is we go back and talk about all those sacrifices that were made so we can have these options and opportunities in the hopes that our kids take a pause and actually become part of the solution and respect What has happened in the past so that we can be this country we are today,
01:10:42.000 even though we seem to be pretty good at destroying ourselves from the inside out right now.
01:10:46.000 We did have a civil war, and at the end of that civil war, we did manage to come back together.
01:10:51.000 So that gives me hope right there.
01:10:53.000 Took a long-ass time.
01:10:54.000 It took some time.
01:10:55.000 There were people that didn't want it to happen.
01:10:56.000 A lot of murder in And we didn't have social media.
01:11:00.000 We didn't have this tool that you could use to continue to divide.
01:11:04.000 So I often wonder, after the Civil War, if we had iPhones in our pockets and two sides or even some other factions that wanted to continue to divide and either prolong or whatever it was.
01:11:16.000 I think social media is a problem, but at least social media has this, at least with Elon on board.
01:11:24.000 Mm-hmm.
01:11:34.000 And a bunch of people say, that is not correct at all.
01:11:37.000 Twitter will put a community note on and show all the real facts.
01:11:42.000 And the Biden administration has deleted tweets because they've been checked.
01:11:46.000 Really?
01:11:47.000 I haven't seen it yet.
01:11:47.000 So you've seen it out there, the community thing?
01:11:49.000 I haven't seen it yet.
01:11:49.000 The Biden administration, they have deleted at least one that I'm aware of.
01:11:54.000 I think it's more than one.
01:11:55.000 Really?
01:11:55.000 Yeah.
01:11:56.000 That's the good thing about social media as it exists.
01:12:00.000 But that's why, you know, all these people that are mad that Elon took over.
01:12:04.000 Oh, you're just letting in these jackasses that were banned in the past.
01:12:07.000 Like, the only answer to bad speech is better speech.
01:12:14.000 The only answer to bad information is correct information.
01:12:17.000 And if you ban that information, then they just find some echo chamber and spit it out amongst each other, and that's how you get QAnon.
01:12:26.000 That's how you get Flat Earthers.
01:12:27.000 That's how you get all these fucking loons out there.
01:12:31.000 So if you want to maintain hope for the nation, don't go into the comments section of Instagram, Twitter, or YouTube, because very quickly you will come to the conclusion that all is lost.
01:12:40.000 I don't know about Twitter anymore.
01:12:42.000 I don't read anything about myself, and it's given me great sanity over the last few years.
01:12:48.000 It's a giant factor, and I try to drill it into all these comedians' heads.
01:12:54.000 Like, please, don't read the comments.
01:12:56.000 Just don't do it.
01:12:58.000 First of all, especially if they do a podcast, if you're doing this, like I had my friends Sarah Weinshank and Kim Congdon on, and after the podcast was over, I was like, please don't read the comments.
01:13:10.000 Just please.
01:13:11.000 We had a great time.
01:13:12.000 It was a lot of fun.
01:13:13.000 I enjoyed it.
01:13:14.000 I think it was really funny.
01:13:15.000 Don't read the comments.
01:13:16.000 They did?
01:13:17.000 Of course they did.
01:13:18.000 Dang it.
01:13:20.000 They're used to...
01:13:22.000 Small podcast that might get a thousand downloads or a couple thousand downloads.
01:13:26.000 Now you got 11 million people that are commenting on every fucking thing you've said, and the only thing you're gonna think of is the negatives.
01:13:34.000 And these girls suck, and they're fucking losers, and they're not funny, they're this or that.
01:13:37.000 Those are just unhappy, bitter people.
01:13:41.000 Was it Michael Jordan who said it?
01:13:42.000 I don't remember who said it.
01:13:43.000 I've never met a hater doing better than me.
01:13:45.000 I don't remember who said it.
01:13:46.000 But it's the perfect quote.
01:13:49.000 You've got people that are allowed to have their opinions.
01:13:51.000 They're allowed to be angry.
01:13:53.000 They're allowed to be bitter.
01:13:54.000 They're allowed to say you suck.
01:13:55.000 They're allowed to say you're a liar.
01:13:57.000 They're allowed to say you're stupid.
01:13:58.000 Let them talk.
01:13:59.000 It's okay.
01:14:00.000 Let them talk, but just don't read it.
01:14:03.000 Even if you have thick skin, it still gets in there.
01:14:06.000 It gets in there.
01:14:07.000 It gets in there.
01:14:08.000 That's why I don't read it.
01:14:09.000 I don't not read it because it's not like I'm immune.
01:14:15.000 I read it because it's natural human nature to look for threats.
01:14:20.000 And if you read a hundred quotes that are great and then one that sucks and that one person says this person should kill themselves and they're a this and a that and a that and a this and like, oh my God, am I that person?
01:14:32.000 And you can't engage.
01:14:33.000 You can't go back.
01:14:35.000 I see people that do, and I'm like, Jesus Christ, you're just throwing gasoline on it.
01:14:39.000 Get the fuck out of there.
01:14:41.000 How long did you look at comments?
01:14:42.000 When did you stop looking at comments?
01:14:43.000 Years!
01:14:43.000 For years I looked at comments.
01:14:45.000 And it would make me feel bad.
01:14:46.000 I didn't like it.
01:14:47.000 I didn't like getting mad.
01:14:49.000 Like, that's not true.
01:14:51.000 Fuck them.
01:14:51.000 I'm going to fucking...
01:14:53.000 I'm going to come back.
01:14:54.000 I'm going to look at your Instagram.
01:14:55.000 Look at you, you fucking fat loser.
01:14:57.000 But that's just...
01:14:59.000 The way I try to explain it to people...
01:15:02.000 Look at your mind and your attention like it is bandwidth.
01:15:07.000 And let's assume that you have units.
01:15:09.000 You have 100 units of bandwidth.
01:15:11.000 If you spend 13 units of bandwidth paying attention to social media critics and comments, that's 13 less.
01:15:19.000 Now you only have 87 units.
01:15:21.000 Right.
01:15:24.000 Sam Harris told me once that he was on a trip in Hawaii with his family and he read something negative about him and it tanked his whole trip because he spent his entire time crafting a response.
01:15:38.000 I'm like, God damn.
01:15:40.000 And he's brilliant.
01:15:41.000 He's a very smart man.
01:15:42.000 So for him to fall into that trap.
01:15:45.000 Yeah.
01:15:46.000 We're all human.
01:15:46.000 Yeah.
01:15:47.000 And no matter if you're a special operator, people think you have this thick skin and you're tough.
01:15:51.000 You went to Iraq and Afghanistan and made through buds or all that stuff.
01:15:53.000 For me, anyway, it definitely hurts.
01:15:56.000 But I try to get on there still and say thank you to people because I can still do it at the end of the night.
01:16:00.000 That's beautiful.
01:16:01.000 But I want to say thank you, but it also means I see the craziness.
01:16:04.000 And so I see that.
01:16:05.000 I never respond to it, but I want to say thank you to all those people who, grassroots, like before you were kind enough to invite me on here, before Chris Pratt texted about the show or posted about the show, before I was on Tucker, it was all grassroots.
01:16:17.000 It was all somebody taking a risk on me as a new author, telling a friend, and so when people get on and say, hey, I love your book, I gave it to my dad, now he's a fan, I want to say thank you to that person.
01:16:25.000 So I'm up late doing that, but it also means that I see...
01:16:27.000 Yeah, there comes a point in time where you just have to post things and then say thank you in the post, but you can't respond to people individually just because it's just bad for your brain.
01:16:38.000 Yeah, it's not healthy.
01:16:39.000 No, and you know, I mean you're saying with special operators, but I see it with fighters.
01:16:43.000 I try to tell fighters all the time, don't read that shit, man.
01:16:47.000 Some guys love it.
01:16:49.000 David Goggins fucking loves it.
01:16:51.000 Does he get in there after people?
01:16:52.000 He reads all the comments out to...
01:16:55.000 He reads haters to himself and he plays it when he runs.
01:16:58.000 Oh, wow.
01:16:59.000 He's a different kind of psycho.
01:17:00.000 Wow, that's interesting.
01:17:02.000 Is that cheating then?
01:17:03.000 If he can't listen to music, then that's cheating.
01:17:05.000 He just needs to listen.
01:17:06.000 Oh yeah, that's right.
01:17:07.000 That guy has no knees and he runs a thousand miles a day.
01:17:11.000 I mean, whatever the fuck he has to do to do what he does.
01:17:14.000 That's interesting.
01:17:14.000 So I haven't done it in a while, but I used to read, go into the negative reviews on Amazon and then read those and kind of have a little fun with them.
01:17:21.000 And when I went on Tucker, I read the negative reviews from the show and that was fun because the Daily Beast was, oh, they were just mean.
01:17:26.000 There were some mean ones out there.
01:17:27.000 Like the audience on Rotten Tomatoes was...
01:17:28.000 Crazy high for a show.
01:17:30.000 I mean, it was in the high 90s.
01:17:31.000 But then the critics weren't big fans.
01:17:35.000 But every single day we realized and we're making that show that we're not making it for critics.
01:17:39.000 We're making it for that person who went downrange to Iraq and Afghanistan over the last 20 years when they sit down.
01:17:43.000 Crack a beer and sit on the couch and turn this thing on that they at least know we put in the effort to make a show For them that pay tribute to them that was rooted in the realities of modern combat And we put in the work you fucking nailed it no doubt and you nailed it on the show though They made that show so fucking gritty and whenever someone makes an adaptation of a very brutal novel or multiple novels like yours You always wonder,
01:18:08.000 like, God, are they going to be able to really do it?
01:18:10.000 And they did, man.
01:18:12.000 They fucking did.
01:18:13.000 Yeah, that's a tribute to Chris Pratt and Antoine Fuqua, who were from the get-go.
01:18:16.000 They wanted this thing.
01:18:17.000 They wanted to make it for the people who went downrange.
01:18:19.000 And every single day we talked about that, knowing that there's going to be Hollywood hot sauce in anything.
01:18:24.000 You've got to do that.
01:18:25.000 But anywhere we could, anywhere we could root this in the realities of modern combat, we were going to do that.
01:18:30.000 And if we had to reshoot something or change something in the script on the fly, we were going to do that.
01:18:34.000 And that's Chris and Antoine and the showrunner, David Agilio and Max Adams, former Army Ranger, who's in that writer's room every day, and Jared Shaw, my buddy who was there every day, who gave the book to Chris Pratt, and Ray Mendoza, another SEAL buddy out there doing the technical advising.
01:18:47.000 I mean, they were all in.
01:18:49.000 And you had Chris and Antoine and David DiGilio trusting those guys on set every day.
01:18:53.000 So if one of them said, this is not going to play to that person who went to Iraq and Afghanistan, we'd change it right there.
01:18:58.000 And that's pretty cool.
01:18:59.000 That is very cool.
01:19:00.000 And, you know, at the end of the day, those people that were critics, they were never going to like it.
01:19:04.000 They don't like that subject matter.
01:19:09.000 There's room for criticism, and the criticism should be reserved for people that actually understand what they're talking about.
01:19:16.000 Look, something like the Daily Beast exists.
01:19:18.000 It's okay.
01:19:19.000 That's cool, too.
01:19:20.000 It's cool to shit on them.
01:19:21.000 Yeah, and it was fun to read it and have a good time with it on Tucker.
01:19:25.000 I got so many people reaching out to me saying they love that, and we just had a little fun on a Friday reading those things and, you know, just reading their own words back to them and having a little fun with it.
01:19:33.000 So that's kind of a healthy way to deal with it rather than looking at it and just trying to craft that response or, like, getting mad about it.
01:19:39.000 Like, they're going to hate it anyway, and that's okay.
01:19:41.000 Yeah.
01:20:03.000 And that's the reason that we're doing a spin-off and a second season.
01:20:07.000 What's the spin-off?
01:20:09.000 So spin-off is, there's a character, Ben Edwards, and so spoiler alert for those who have not seen it, we'll just give you two seconds to put the earmuffs on.
01:20:17.000 So he's killed at the end, and so it's a prequel that goes back to show how he went from the SEAL teams to the CIA, essentially how he turns bad.
01:20:25.000 It's played by Taylor Kitsch, who is just awesome.
01:20:27.000 And that's one of the characters I thought was more fully developed than the character in my novel.
01:20:31.000 And on the page and then what Taylor Kitsch brought to it was just next level.
01:20:35.000 So when we did the premiere in LA in June and it debuted on July 1st, but we did the premiere in June, I came home and for some reason I had a day without interruption.
01:20:46.000 I don't know where my wife and kids were, but I was sitting in a chair that I would never sit in if I didn't want to be interrupted.
01:20:50.000 And I wrote from the second I woke up all the way through the night until they got back.
01:20:55.000 And I wrote a spinoff.
01:20:57.000 And I sent it to the showrunner, David DiGilio, and he loved it.
01:21:00.000 And then a couple days later, Chris Pratt called.
01:21:02.000 And he's like, hey, I have this idea for a spinoff.
01:21:04.000 And he pitched me on it.
01:21:05.000 And it wasn't mine.
01:21:06.000 It was not my spinoff.
01:21:07.000 Mine was totally different.
01:21:08.000 And his was this Taylor Kitsch spinoff, a prequel, going back in time a little bit.
01:21:13.000 And I said, Chris, that's amazing.
01:21:14.000 Let's do that.
01:21:15.000 That's a great idea.
01:21:16.000 And so he pitched it to Taylor.
01:21:18.000 Taylor was all on board and then we put a package together and pitched it to Amazon and they loved it and so off we go to the races with this spin-off which is more of an international espionage type of a show rather than revenge thriller Action thriller, conspiracy thriller like the first one.
01:21:30.000 And it is awesome.
01:21:31.000 And also nobody can compare it to a book.
01:21:33.000 So even fans of the book that look at it and say, this is different, this is different, this is different.
01:21:37.000 I hate it because there's no prequel.
01:21:38.000 And then that leads right into the second season, True Believer starring Chris Pratt.
01:21:42.000 So we'll roll right into that.
01:21:44.000 And things in Hollywood, as you know, can go off the rails at any time.
01:21:47.000 I always have, you know, that's just how it goes.
01:21:48.000 But right now, we're working on those scripts, or well, we put the pencils down about five days ago now, six days ago, seven days ago for the writer's strike, but we were about at episode five, and it's good.
01:21:58.000 Oh man, it's awesome.
01:21:59.000 That's awesome.
01:21:59.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:22:00.000 And so when was that supposed to go into production?
01:22:02.000 We're supposed to do it sometime in the fall, or early fall, and start filming then, and then post-production, and who knows when they get it out after that.
01:22:11.000 Have they made progress with this strike?
01:22:15.000 I don't know.
01:22:15.000 I think they're picketing right now, so I think it's the early stages still, and there's so much to negotiate.
01:22:20.000 I mean, I don't know, but I would think it might take a little bit with this one.
01:22:24.000 I don't know.
01:22:24.000 Yeah, when someone crosses the rioter strike, that's some dirty shit.
01:22:28.000 They cross the picket line.
01:22:30.000 Yeah, I don't think I've ever seen anybody doing that yet.
01:22:32.000 I think Ellen did.
01:22:33.000 Oh, really?
01:22:34.000 Yeah, I had a buddy of mine who was riding on Ellen.
01:22:36.000 Oh.
01:22:37.000 Back in the day.
01:22:38.000 Oh, well.
01:22:40.000 That's tough, because now going forward, everybody's like, hey, you're the one that didn't stand up.
01:22:43.000 Well, also...
01:22:45.000 Oh, yeah.
01:22:46.000 Everybody kind of knows now what she's really all about.
01:22:49.000 And that's another one of those.
01:22:50.000 Like, I'm so nice and I'm so sweet.
01:22:53.000 Interesting.
01:22:54.000 Yeah.
01:22:54.000 Very interesting.
01:22:56.000 Mean behind the scenes.
01:22:57.000 That's tough.
01:22:58.000 That's weird when that happens.
01:22:59.000 It happens a lot.
01:23:00.000 Because people ask me about you.
01:23:01.000 People ask me, and people give me things to, as you know, people probably send you things all the time.
01:23:05.000 People send me stuff.
01:23:06.000 Can you get this to Chris?
01:23:07.000 Can you get this to Joe?
01:23:08.000 Can you get this to Tucker type things?
01:23:09.000 And you're like, eh.
01:23:11.000 So that part is kind of strange, but people always ask, you know, what those people are like, you know?
01:23:16.000 And, you know, you are you.
01:23:18.000 How could you fake this?
01:23:20.000 Five days a week, up on stage?
01:23:22.000 There's no way!
01:23:22.000 You can fake a talk show, though.
01:23:24.000 I guess because you're an hour.
01:23:25.000 Because you have an hour, right?
01:23:26.000 Not only that, you don't know the people.
01:23:28.000 You're not having these uncensored conversations.
01:23:30.000 It's edited.
01:23:30.000 Yeah, it's very edited, and it's also like there's an audience there, so you're playing to the audience.
01:23:35.000 You're well aware, and there's stuff that's filmed, stuff that's not filmed.
01:23:40.000 Chris is the same thing, man.
01:23:42.000 Chris is so...
01:23:43.000 Me and my wife were having a conversation about actors.
01:23:47.000 You know, and she was talking about someone that was very annoying, and I said, yeah, I go, it's rare, but it makes you cherish the ones that are cool, like Scott Eastwood.
01:23:57.000 Scott Eastwood, if you didn't know that he was Clint Eastwood's son, if you didn't know he's a big movie star, he's like the fucking nicest, most normal, no-ego-having guy, just friendly and normal.
01:24:12.000 You talk to him, he's...
01:24:14.000 Not needy.
01:24:15.000 He's just like right there.
01:24:16.000 He's a great guy.
01:24:17.000 But unless you put two pictures of him and his dad from the 70s now, then that's an amazing resemblance.
01:24:22.000 Crazy resemblance.
01:24:23.000 He seems like an awesome guy.
01:24:24.000 That's some strong jeans.
01:24:25.000 That is.
01:24:26.000 Those are good ones right there.
01:24:27.000 Those outlaw Josie Wales jeans.
01:24:29.000 They went right in there.
01:24:30.000 Exactly.
01:24:30.000 That's the picture.
01:24:30.000 That's the picture.
01:24:31.000 Great fucking jeans, though.
01:24:32.000 Not bad.
01:24:33.000 If you had to choose.
01:24:34.000 Good looking guy.
01:24:34.000 Not bad.
01:24:35.000 But him and Chris, they're the nicest guy.
01:24:38.000 I ran into Chris once accidentally just randomly in Hawaii.
01:24:42.000 With my family.
01:24:43.000 He was on, I believe he was on his honeymoon.
01:24:45.000 Yeah, at Four Seasons out there.
01:24:47.000 Yeah, we were setting some stuff up for him.
01:24:51.000 We were just going to get him a little house there.
01:24:52.000 They decided to go with the actual hotel.
01:24:55.000 And we'd spent some time together in Utah, you and Chris out there.
01:24:58.000 That was the first time that I got to sit there.
01:25:00.000 So he'd optioned it before the book came out.
01:25:02.000 So January of 2018. And we all met up in Utah in, what was it, August of 2018?
01:25:06.000 Was the book out when I met you?
01:25:08.000 My book was out for a few months.
01:25:10.000 Yep.
01:25:10.000 My book was out for a few months.
01:25:12.000 But yeah, Chris saw it early because Jared Shaw, my buddy, gave him a copy because of a favor I did for Jared and the SEAL teams, which I just did because, once again, you want to help good guys.
01:25:21.000 And he was getting out of the SEAL team, so I introduced him to some people in the private sector and followed up, and I forgot all about it.
01:25:26.000 And he Never did.
01:25:27.000 So he called me when he heard that I had a book coming out.
01:25:30.000 So a few months before it came out in November of 2017, he called me and said, Hey man, I always wanted to thank you for what you did for me.
01:25:36.000 And I couldn't remember what it was.
01:25:38.000 And he told me what it was.
01:25:39.000 And I said, Oh man, great.
01:25:40.000 How's it going?
01:25:42.000 It's going great, but I heard you have a book coming out.
01:25:44.000 And I said, yeah, I can send you an early copy if you'd like.
01:25:46.000 And he said, well, I'd like to give it to a friend of mine if that's okay.
01:25:48.000 And I said, yeah, no problem.
01:25:49.000 Who's that?
01:25:49.000 And Chris Pratt.
01:25:51.000 And that's who I thought about playing the role when I was writing it before he'd been in Guardians, before he'd been in Jurassic World.
01:25:56.000 Really?
01:25:57.000 So he'd been in Andy Dwyer, Parks and Recreation.
01:26:00.000 You thought about him in...
01:26:02.000 Chubby Chris Pratt?
01:26:03.000 Chubby Chris Pratt in Parks and Rec.
01:26:05.000 But I saw him make the transformation to SEAL Operator in Zero Dark Thirty, where he had a very small role.
01:26:10.000 So I thought, okay, I see this guy right here.
01:26:12.000 Look at that transformation.
01:26:13.000 And he seems like an inherently likable person on and off screen.
01:26:17.000 And then I thought back then, I'm going to give Chris a chance here.
01:26:19.000 I'm going to help his career along because it looks like he needs...
01:26:22.000 This is me writing my first sentence of the book in Coronado, California, still in the SEAL teams in a little office off our bedroom.
01:26:28.000 But I thought of Chris Pratt.
01:26:30.000 And that's because back in the day, everybody loved Magnum PI in the 80s.
01:26:48.000 Mm-hmm.
01:26:51.000 And so I thought about that, flipping that switch.
01:26:53.000 I thought about my background in the SEAL teams and coming home to wife and kids and all that stuff and having to flip that switch.
01:26:58.000 And I thought, Chris is the guy who can pull this off.
01:27:00.000 He hasn't done something like this, hasn't been in action films yet.
01:27:03.000 And so I thought of Chris and I thought of Antoine being the director.
01:27:06.000 And because I love what he did with Training Day and Tears of the Sun and a movie called Shooter based on Point of Impact by Stephen Hunter.
01:27:13.000 And I just loved Antoine's work, so I thought, this is the guy.
01:27:16.000 And now we're all three executive producers on it and doing it.
01:27:18.000 That's crazy.
01:27:19.000 Do you ever wonder if you made that happen with your brain?
01:27:21.000 How much do you think you manifest things with your mind?
01:27:26.000 Well, it certainly didn't take up any of that bandwidth, worried about it not happening.
01:27:30.000 And I think a lot of that comes from just knowing what I wanted to do from a very early age, serve my country specifically as a SEAL, and then write thrillers back from my earliest days.
01:27:37.000 So I started building this foundation at age 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, reading all these guys like Tom Clancy and Nelson DeMille and A.J. Quinnell and J.C. Pollock and Mark Olden and Louis L'Amour and Stephen Hunter.
01:27:48.000 All these guys back in the 80s who had protagonists with backgrounds I wanted in real life one day.
01:27:52.000 So I read all those and I just loved the magic in those pages and knew that one day I'd write those.
01:27:56.000 But that wasn't like Machiavellian.
01:27:57.000 I wasn't like, I'm going to read these today at age 12 so that one day I can write them at age 45. No, I just loved those books.
01:28:06.000 And then I was studying warfare and insurgencies and counterinsurgencies and terrorism and special operations.
01:28:11.000 So I had this academic study of warfare that's never stopped.
01:28:13.000 And then I had the practical application on the field of battle in Iraq and Afghanistan.
01:28:16.000 It all came together.
01:28:19.000 Wow.
01:28:35.000 Whoever I want to make it a number one film, and that stuff happened.
01:28:39.000 But I didn't worry about it not happening, if that makes sense.
01:28:42.000 Maybe it's a little naivete, which seems to have been fun.
01:28:45.000 Sometimes helps.
01:28:46.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:28:47.000 I didn't worry about the odds.
01:28:49.000 People love to tell you the odds.
01:28:50.000 They're going to tell you how hard it is.
01:28:51.000 What's your backup plan?
01:28:52.000 You want to be an author?
01:28:53.000 What are you really going to do when that fails?
01:28:55.000 Or you want to be a SEAL? What are you going to do when you don't make it through BUDS? Anybody who says that to you, stop talking to them.
01:28:59.000 Exactly.
01:29:00.000 Exactly.
01:29:00.000 There's no benefit in thinking that way.
01:29:03.000 Negative.
01:29:04.000 Yeah, you gotta get rid of those people.
01:29:05.000 And if you do have a safety net, you might fall.
01:29:08.000 Yeah.
01:29:08.000 You might make it, but you might fall.
01:29:11.000 And there's something to that, and I don't know why.
01:29:14.000 I don't understand it.
01:29:15.000 I don't understand.
01:29:16.000 The way reality works.
01:29:18.000 Yeah, it's that bandwidth, because you're thinking about those other things.
01:29:21.000 Where for me, all my heart and soul went into the book, continued to go into the books, every single sentence.
01:29:27.000 And for me, writing these kind of books, I don't have to go out there and find a sniper from Ramadi in 2006. I don't have to go find somebody who was in an ambush.
01:29:34.000 Right.
01:29:41.000 Right.
01:29:57.000 It goes right from my heart and soul right into that page.
01:30:00.000 That's pretty amazing.
01:30:01.000 So I think that helped as well and made it stand out to Simon& Schuster and makes it resonate with readers and resonate to Chris and Antoine because they both loved it and wanted to be a part of it and now they're leading the charge on it and they wanted me involved from the get-go all the way through from writing it to being a part of the writers room and as an advisor and then learning that,
01:30:18.000 how that went down, doing the casting, seeing everybody that came through wanting to be in it.
01:30:23.000 And then through production and post-production and then marketing and advertising and then the premiere and then negotiations for a second season and a spin-off and being a part of all that from the inside was...
01:30:31.000 I learned so much over the last couple years.
01:30:33.000 It was really cool.
01:30:34.000 Have you thought about writing new characters?
01:30:37.000 Have you thought about making a new James Reese or something similar or some complete different ecosystem, some complete different universe?
01:30:46.000 Yes, yes.
01:30:47.000 So I love doing this.
01:30:48.000 I absolutely love every part of the process writing this.
01:30:50.000 So I'm going to write James Reese for as long as I possibly can.
01:30:52.000 I do that and have the nonfiction that I'm so passionate about with history.
01:30:56.000 So that'll be coming out here in a year and a half.
01:30:58.000 And then there's another thing in the works that got put on a little bit of hold because of the writer's strike.
01:31:02.000 But I'll text you about it when it comes through.
01:31:05.000 But there's some other things in the works that I thought would be done by now.
01:31:09.000 But yeah, writer's strike, everything goes on hold for that.
01:31:11.000 But there's some other...
01:31:25.000 So, there's a thing about getting trapped in the success.
01:31:32.000 Also, you have to have Chris Pratt on board.
01:31:34.000 You can't recast.
01:31:35.000 No, I don't think so.
01:31:36.000 I don't think so.
01:31:37.000 He's the guy.
01:31:39.000 How many Jack Ryans have we had?
01:31:41.000 We've had one, two, three, four, five Jack Ryans up to this point.
01:31:45.000 So that one survived, and people accepted that.
01:31:48.000 Yeah, I guess.
01:31:49.000 It's so close to the time that a book came out.
01:31:50.000 Maybe not.
01:31:53.000 Alec Baldwin and Harrison Ford were pretty close to those movies in the 80s, in the early 90s.
01:31:58.000 I think?
01:32:15.000 Who, during the time, it's kind of COVID, well, it is COVID time, so they're doing screen tests, and you're seeing these people that everyone knows the name of, like, doing a screen test, wanting to be in the show, and I'm, like, part of that.
01:32:24.000 It's crazy.
01:32:25.000 It was crazy.
01:32:26.000 And then Taylor, of course, just knocked it out of the park when we saw the screen test with him and Chris.
01:32:30.000 Like, there was no question, like, Taylor is Ben Edwards, and Taylor is just an awesome dude, and he's so fired up to get to where we're just texting on the way over here.
01:32:36.000 And he's so excited to get to work on this next one.
01:32:38.000 And yeah, he just elevated that character to a new level.
01:32:42.000 And such a good dude.
01:32:43.000 Kind of suck playing a bad guy, though.
01:32:44.000 Yeah, but now he gets to go back and kind of like play around with it a little bit.
01:32:47.000 Yeah.
01:32:47.000 Great action sequences that are just next level.
01:32:50.000 And Taylor's just such a good...
01:32:52.000 He's one of those guys also.
01:32:53.000 Totally normal.
01:32:54.000 Totally cool.
01:32:54.000 You want to sit down and have a beer with him.
01:32:55.000 Have a whiskey with him.
01:32:56.000 Have a coffee with him.
01:32:57.000 Yeah, they exist.
01:32:58.000 Just an awesome dude.
01:32:59.000 It's just in that world, it almost celebrates people that aren't...
01:33:03.000 Aren't genuine.
01:33:04.000 It's strange.
01:33:05.000 Well, it's a pretend business.
01:33:07.000 It's a business of pretending.
01:33:09.000 Everybody in the show that I can think of.
01:33:11.000 Jean Triplehorn, amazing.
01:33:13.000 She played the Secretary of Defense, Lorraine Hartley.
01:33:16.000 Man, she's been around.
01:33:17.000 That lady's done some great movies.
01:33:19.000 Amazing movie.
01:33:19.000 And so nice.
01:33:20.000 And so kind.
01:33:21.000 And so normal.
01:33:22.000 But everybody.
01:33:23.000 LaMonica Garrett, amazing.
01:33:25.000 Who was in 1883. Right after our show, he left and went to do 1883. Such a good dude.
01:33:31.000 Just a normal dude that you just want to hang out with.
01:33:33.000 We went to UFC together.
01:33:34.000 We saw you at UFC in July 2nd when we went up there for the Terminalist thing.
01:33:39.000 And Chris now has the blood-splattered Terminalist thing from the Octagon framed.
01:33:44.000 Oh, wow.
01:33:45.000 Oh, that's cool.
01:33:45.000 It's awesome.
01:33:45.000 I got a piece of it.
01:33:46.000 I got a piece of the blood from that night.
01:33:48.000 Oh, that's right.
01:33:48.000 The Terminalist sponsored the actual event that was on the canvas.
01:33:52.000 Yep, yep.
01:33:53.000 He's got the whole thing, and it's all covered in blood.
01:33:55.000 And I have a square from it that's covered in blood.
01:33:57.000 But, yeah, he's got the whole banner, the whole middle part of the cage, which is pretty cool.
01:34:00.000 Yeah, we shared Elk Camp together and hung out.
01:34:03.000 He's fucking as normal as can be.
01:34:05.000 If you didn't know that that guy was a movie star, you would never guess it.
01:34:08.000 Yep.
01:34:08.000 Yep.
01:34:09.000 He's a big dude, too.
01:34:10.000 So it's hard for him to blend in, I think.
01:34:12.000 Yes.
01:34:12.000 He's a big dude.
01:34:12.000 Yeah.
01:34:13.000 He's tall.
01:34:13.000 He's a wrestler.
01:34:14.000 Yeah.
01:34:14.000 Good, solid guy.
01:34:15.000 But everybody on that set was so cool.
01:34:17.000 But it comes down...
01:34:18.000 To Chris and Antoine, to the leadership.
01:34:19.000 And it comes down to them setting the tone, like Antoine at that strategic level, so up there as the director, executive producer right there at the top, setting that tone strategically, and then Chris right there also as the tactical level inspiration for everybody on set.
01:34:34.000 So everybody wanted to be there, and they're at the top of their games.
01:34:36.000 And so many people came up to me on set, and they didn't have to, and they said they'd been on hundreds of sets in Hollywood, and they've never felt like this on a set before.
01:34:44.000 It was just something about it.
01:34:45.000 It was inspiring.
01:34:46.000 They wanted to be there, do their best work, and crush it, because it was fun.
01:34:50.000 It was fun to go to work.
01:34:51.000 Well, there's also not a lot of guys like you that wind up being successful authors.
01:34:55.000 It's a very small, tiny group of people that have had the kind of real-world experience that you've had and then conveyed that into fiction.
01:35:04.000 Yeah, for me it's very natural and very therapeutic, but also I knew what I wanted to do.
01:35:09.000 I didn't wake up at age 45 and say, hey, can you make money at writing?
01:35:12.000 What should I have been reading for the last 30 years in preparation for this?
01:35:17.000 That's what's crazy.
01:35:18.000 It's like your life was sort of ordained.
01:35:20.000 It's almost like destiny.
01:35:22.000 Well, I guess my parents made reading a natural part of my life.
01:35:26.000 It wasn't something that was forced upon me.
01:35:27.000 It was just as natural as anything else.
01:35:29.000 And just reading is what we did.
01:35:30.000 My mom's a librarian, so I grew up with the love of books and reading.
01:35:34.000 So it's been as normal as having a phone, I guess, for a lot of kids today.
01:35:37.000 It was normal for me to have books.
01:35:38.000 I've never been without a book.
01:35:39.000 I've never been not in the middle of a book.
01:35:41.000 And when I finished one, I'd start the next one.
01:35:43.000 I've never had like a week wondering what I should read next.
01:35:46.000 I've never had that my entire life.
01:35:47.000 Do you read, do you listen, rather, to audiobooks?
01:35:51.000 Nope.
01:35:51.000 Always read?
01:35:52.000 Yep, always read because that's how I grew up.
01:35:54.000 I love turning the pages.
01:35:56.000 But audiobooks are the fastest-growing segment of publishing, and I'm so fortunate to have Ray Porter, who's also an awesome guy, by the Shakespearean-trained actor.
01:36:03.000 He's been in tons of shows.
01:36:05.000 If you look up Ray Porter, you can see just a list of shows that he's been in.
01:36:08.000 He's great.
01:36:08.000 He's great as a voiceover guy, too.
01:36:11.000 He does so many different accents.
01:36:13.000 That's tough.
01:36:14.000 I think about it now as I'm writing.
01:36:16.000 I think about, well, maybe I should say that this person has some crazy accent in the first sentence so that Ray doesn't read and get halfway down the page and have to go back and then start with it again.
01:36:26.000 So I do think about Ray as I'm writing and trying to make things that make sense for him.
01:36:31.000 Oh, that's interesting.
01:36:32.000 To be kind so I don't get to the end and all of a sudden say this person had some, you know, Rhodesian accent.
01:36:38.000 Has anybody ever come up to you and said, hey, are you writing about me?
01:36:44.000 Nope.
01:36:45.000 Nope, not yet.
01:36:46.000 Not yet.
01:36:47.000 But for the people that I write about that could be bad guys, I don't have contact with any of them.
01:36:52.000 Oh, that's good.
01:36:53.000 Let them hear about it.
01:36:55.000 Not yet.
01:36:57.000 We're all products of our experience and what we decide to study.
01:37:01.000 So there are maybe some characters in these books that might seem similar to some people at higher levels of government or military.
01:37:09.000 And I kind of morph some things together and maybe make them worse or sometimes better than they actually are.
01:37:15.000 So yeah, we're a product of our environments and the education we choose to give ourselves these days and what we pay attention to and our life experience.
01:37:22.000 So all that ends up in these pages.
01:37:25.000 No one's come up yet, though, and been upset about it.
01:37:27.000 What about, you know, one of the things that you deal with is like some very, very corrupt and evil people that are involved in military.
01:37:35.000 Yeah.
01:37:35.000 That are in management positions and executive positions that fuck over soldiers.
01:37:42.000 Yeah.
01:37:42.000 Have you encountered that in real life or is that just your knowledge of that?
01:37:47.000 Well, we all saw it with Afghanistan, so there is that.
01:37:50.000 You see the process of people sitting on these boards after their time in uniform and then approving gigantic contracts for these companies in positions that they were just in prior where they had that chance to approve, and now they're on this board, so that's just a part of it.
01:38:05.000 And then I saw people get...
01:38:08.000 Get scapegoated for certain things in the military to protect others higher up the chain.
01:38:12.000 And, you know, that's just how it goes.
01:38:13.000 I think it's any big bureaucracy, really.
01:38:15.000 But I think it's been a part of just the human experience from the beginning of time, just like violence.
01:38:20.000 What I do hear from people is the violence part.
01:38:24.000 Like that.
01:38:25.000 And like is probably the wrong word.
01:38:26.000 But they recognize that violence has been a part of the human condition from the beginning of time.
01:38:32.000 And they like that I don't pull any punches in the pages of these things.
01:38:34.000 Some people hate it.
01:38:35.000 They like a sanitized version of violence.
01:38:37.000 And there's plenty of that out there.
01:38:39.000 And that's not me.
01:38:40.000 So for me, it's all about the story.
01:38:42.000 And I never look at, say, reviews.
01:38:44.000 Talking about negative comments before.
01:38:45.000 I never think about, oh, what's selling right now?
01:38:48.000 Or I've never had even my publisher.
01:38:49.000 And I didn't know going in what was going to happen with agents and publishers.
01:38:52.000 And Yeah.
01:39:16.000 Team oriented on this side, only me on this side.
01:39:19.000 And I love that my publisher and agent have never hinted at doing anything differently because if it fails, it's all on me.
01:39:25.000 I can't say, man, I knew I shouldn't have listened to my agent or I shouldn't.
01:39:27.000 And my only vision of agents is it was Californication and Entourage.
01:39:31.000 Like I had no idea.
01:39:32.000 I didn't know any agents.
01:39:33.000 So that's what I thought agents were.
01:39:34.000 And that's not my agent.
01:39:35.000 And she doesn't give any input into what I do.
01:39:38.000 That's very fortunate.
01:39:39.000 Is it different than that from most people's experience?
01:39:42.000 Like how many agents have you had over the years?
01:39:44.000 I've had a few agents, but I've had the same manager since I was an open-miker.
01:39:48.000 Do you have to have an agent now, or is it just a manager?
01:39:50.000 Yeah, I mean, I don't have to, I guess.
01:39:51.000 I probably could do everything with a manager, but I've had the same agent since 2007, and I've had the same manager since 1991. Oh, wow.
01:40:00.000 Yeah.
01:40:00.000 No kidding.
01:40:01.000 Yeah.
01:40:02.000 Wow.
01:40:02.000 Yeah, my manager found me when I was a beginner.
01:40:05.000 No.
01:40:05.000 When did you get to LA? 94. 94. Oh, geez.
01:40:09.000 Before.
01:40:10.000 Yeah.
01:40:11.000 That's wild.
01:40:12.000 Yeah.
01:40:12.000 No.
01:40:13.000 Are they an LA-based person?
01:40:14.000 New York-based.
01:40:15.000 Okay.
01:40:15.000 And still with...
01:40:16.000 Wow.
01:40:16.000 Well, one of them's LA-based, one of them's New York-based.
01:40:19.000 Wow.
01:40:19.000 But, yeah, I've had the same people forever.
01:40:21.000 And fortunately, they get me.
01:40:23.000 But that's the thing.
01:40:24.000 That's awesome.
01:40:24.000 You can run into the wrong...
01:40:27.000 In Hollywood...
01:40:29.000 They're notorious for taking things that are very successful and fucking them up because they have their input on it.
01:40:33.000 I mean, that's what they did with the Chappelle Show.
01:40:35.000 When Dave Chappelle was on top of the world, the executives at Comedy Central fucked that whole thing up.
01:40:41.000 Really?
01:40:41.000 Yeah.
01:40:42.000 They were telling him, do this and do that, and you can do this and stop saying this and stop doing that.
01:40:46.000 And he was like...
01:40:48.000 Fuck this and he went to Africa and quit the show.
01:40:50.000 I remember.
01:40:51.000 He was famous and didn't do stand-up for years for money.
01:40:55.000 Like literally would show up in Seattle, he would bring a microphone and like a little portable speaker and just do stand-up in the park.
01:41:05.000 No way.
01:41:06.000 I didn't know that part.
01:41:07.000 I remember when he quit the show and went to Africa and came back and it seemed like he was gone for a decade almost.
01:41:11.000 He was gone for a long time and he just was thinking about things and trying to figure out what he was doing.
01:41:19.000 And just didn't...
01:41:20.000 I mean, the kind of integrity that he had to walk away from, I think it was like 50 million dollars.
01:41:26.000 Crazy.
01:41:26.000 Yeah.
01:41:27.000 Was it like a record setting type of a deal?
01:41:29.000 Record setting.
01:41:30.000 Giant.
01:41:30.000 It was the biggest show on cable.
01:41:32.000 It was huge.
01:41:32.000 And it only did two seasons.
01:41:34.000 It's to this day, I think, the best sketch comedy show that's ever been made.
01:41:37.000 And he walked away from it because they fucked it up.
01:41:40.000 Man.
01:41:41.000 If they just left him alone, if they were smart, they're like, Have fun!
01:41:44.000 Right.
01:41:44.000 Like, what they do at South Park.
01:41:46.000 Just, we'll leave you alone.
01:41:48.000 Yeah.
01:41:48.000 Go have a good time.
01:41:49.000 You know what you're doing.
01:41:49.000 There'll be some controversy every now and again, but, you know, that's just how it goes.
01:41:53.000 But controversy with who?
01:41:54.000 People that weren't fans anyway?
01:41:56.000 Right.
01:41:56.000 I mean, it was so funny.
01:41:58.000 The bottom line was it was really, really, really funny, and they came in and they made it no fun.
01:42:03.000 Yeah, our little guy just got into it.
01:42:04.000 He's watching them all right now.
01:42:06.000 So good.
01:42:06.000 Clayton Bigsby, the blind white supremacist that doesn't know he's black.
01:42:11.000 The whole thing is genius.
01:42:12.000 I mean, the whole thing.
01:42:13.000 And it's so different also.
01:42:15.000 It's also so different.
01:42:16.000 It's not safe.
01:42:16.000 So good.
01:42:17.000 No, no, no, no, no.
01:42:18.000 It's so good.
01:42:19.000 Which is fantastic.
01:42:19.000 But they wanted to safen it up a little bit.
01:42:22.000 And they started fucking with him and talking to him about it.
01:42:25.000 And he just felt awful.
01:42:26.000 And, you know, he's a man of integrity.
01:42:29.000 And he just said, fuck this.
01:42:30.000 But they ruined it.
01:42:32.000 The executives ruined the greatest sketch comedy show of all time.
01:42:36.000 And they got one of the greatest comedians that's ever walked the face of the earth to walk away from his own show.
01:42:41.000 Wow.
01:42:42.000 Amazing.
01:42:42.000 They can fuck it up.
01:42:44.000 They can get in there.
01:42:45.000 What a genius.
01:42:47.000 I mean, his stuff.
01:42:48.000 Oh my gosh.
01:42:48.000 It's just so great.
01:42:49.000 No, he's awesome.
01:42:51.000 He was out here week one, the second week that we were open at the mothership and came by.
01:42:56.000 Awesome.
01:42:56.000 And he christened the little room.
01:42:58.000 Oh, that's so awesome.
01:42:59.000 That mothership, it looks so amazing.
01:43:01.000 I mean, everybody listening to this has obviously watched the video and seen that drone go in those doors and take the tour of that whole place before the day you opened, I think it was.
01:43:10.000 With that rant, the Bill Burr rant, which is like the perfect rant to have over it.
01:43:13.000 So great.
01:43:14.000 Perfect.
01:43:15.000 That guy, I love listening to that guy.
01:43:16.000 It's so funny.
01:43:17.000 Yeah, and that rant was just so perfect for that video and what we're trying to do.
01:43:21.000 Yeah, you guys are crushing.
01:43:23.000 It's turned Austin into like the comedy capital of the country.
01:43:26.000 It's just amazing.
01:43:27.000 I remember you telling me about it beforehand, you know, and I was like, oh yeah, you came to the right place when you left L.A. I remember you were looking at a couple different places and I think you chose the right spot to come and then to build this, what you built here is so inspiring and so cool.
01:43:41.000 But that one, when I saw that video, I was like, oh, because you told me about like a year in advance, a year and a half, whatever it was.
01:43:46.000 And I was so excited when I saw that video and I texted you about it.
01:43:49.000 And that was just awesome.
01:43:50.000 I'm just so fired up that that is here.
01:43:52.000 I mean, it's a destination.
01:43:53.000 You made this a destination for comedy.
01:43:55.000 Yeah, it's pretty cool.
01:43:56.000 It's pretty cool.
01:43:57.000 It's almost surreal.
01:43:58.000 Yeah.
01:43:59.000 When we're there, Tony and I, Tony Hinchcliffe and I, when we're there sometimes, we just go, how the fuck do we do this?
01:44:04.000 Seriously.
01:44:04.000 I can't believe we did this.
01:44:05.000 Yeah.
01:44:05.000 It really worked.
01:44:06.000 And it was such a weird gamble, because I left L.A. in the middle of this Spotify deal, this enormous deal, and they were like, what the fuck are you doing?
01:44:15.000 You're going to go to Texas?
01:44:16.000 How are you going to get guests?
01:44:18.000 How are you going to do this?
01:44:19.000 It was like, there's so much to it.
01:44:21.000 How do you do this?
01:44:23.000 But I was like...
01:44:24.000 I just, like, I have a compass.
01:44:27.000 Like, it's like that way.
01:44:29.000 Go that way.
01:44:29.000 Have you always had that?
01:44:30.000 Yeah.
01:44:31.000 Yeah.
01:44:32.000 Yeah.
01:44:33.000 Yeah, I'm a risk taker.
01:44:35.000 Like, when I feel like something is the thing to do, you should take a risk.
01:44:39.000 Yeah, you have to.
01:44:39.000 Yeah, I think that that's a giant component for success.
01:44:44.000 You cannot play safe.
01:44:45.000 No.
01:44:46.000 And there's sometimes where it seems counterintuitive, and other people are going to think it's a terrible idea, and you've got to not listen to them.
01:44:52.000 Yeah.
01:44:53.000 You gotta be able to just jump on it.
01:44:55.000 Yeah, we call it in sniper school a bold adjustment.
01:44:57.000 So you have a certain amount of time on that line and you have, especially if you're doing something with like an old M14 type of a thing where you're starting out and you're doing these clicks on your scope and On your elevation and like bold adjustments, gentlemen.
01:45:11.000 I remember them walking down the line saying that.
01:45:13.000 So you're not like taking a tiny click because they've got to get people through this course or get them out of the course or whatever it is.
01:45:18.000 So bold adjustment, okay, went there, boom, halfway back, bang, you're on.
01:45:22.000 Instead of these little tiny, very safe, tiny little adjustments that keep you on that line for another hour.
01:45:28.000 Bold adjustments is what they told us.
01:45:30.000 That's what it sounds like here.
01:45:32.000 And yeah, man, it's awesome.
01:45:33.000 I can't wait to go and check it out.
01:45:35.000 It sounds crazy, but I think the universe rewards that.
01:45:38.000 Yeah, I mean, you have to.
01:45:39.000 Otherwise, you just have a safe...
01:45:41.000 I mean, you get one shot.
01:45:42.000 Yeah.
01:45:43.000 One shot at life.
01:45:43.000 Yeah.
01:45:44.000 And one shot to, well, you can learn from successes and failures.
01:45:47.000 So why not learn from them and take some risks and do it?
01:45:51.000 Because you're not coming back.
01:45:52.000 Well, maybe.
01:45:52.000 We don't know.
01:45:53.000 Yeah, who knows?
01:45:54.000 Yeah, who knows?
01:45:54.000 Maybe you're just doing it over and over and over and over and over again.
01:45:57.000 And that's one of the reasons why I'm willing to take these chances.
01:46:00.000 Maybe.
01:46:00.000 It's because I've fucked it up before.
01:46:02.000 And I know, nope, now's the time to get moving.
01:46:05.000 This is your 500th time going through this.
01:46:07.000 Remember when you stayed in LA? The last life?
01:46:09.000 Let's get the fuck out of there.
01:46:11.000 Time to go.
01:46:11.000 Time to go.
01:46:12.000 Let's not be depressed.
01:46:13.000 Yeah, because the first time I came out was LA. And that was a crazy time to come out because that was COVID. So the book hit the New York Times list.
01:46:18.000 And then you texted and I jumped in the car and drove on out and there was nobody on the roads.
01:46:22.000 That was crazy.
01:46:23.000 That was late April, early May of 2020. Nobody on the roads, nobody on the 405. That was super weird.
01:46:32.000 And then we got to talk about COVID on the thing and I remember it was still a time when When the Wuhan lab was conspiracy theory stuff.
01:46:39.000 Oh, yeah.
01:46:39.000 And I remember just that we talked about it.
01:46:41.000 I didn't put it as eloquently as Jon Stewart did when he talked about the Wuhan lab coronavirus thing and the Hershey, the bit where he does on, hey, if there's an outbreak of chocolatey goodness in Hershey, Pennsylvania, you might want to look at the chocolate factory.
01:46:53.000 That guy was genius, but we did talk about it.
01:46:55.000 And at the time, you know, that was conspiracy theory craziness.
01:46:58.000 And I was like, well, there is a lab there.
01:46:59.000 So if I was a detective in any big city in the United States, I'd probably call that a clue.
01:47:04.000 And you'd want to look into it.
01:47:05.000 You should look into it.
01:47:06.000 And also, how did that become a conspiracy theory?
01:47:09.000 I mean, what fantastic level of manipulation and propaganda did they impart on the United States that that was a conspiracy theory?
01:47:19.000 That a respiratory coronavirus lab in Wuhan, China definitely couldn't be the place.
01:47:24.000 It's like a block away.
01:47:25.000 Yeah.
01:47:26.000 It's certainly not that place.
01:47:27.000 It could be anything else.
01:47:28.000 We're not sure.
01:47:28.000 But it's certainly not the coronavirus lab a block away from the outbreak.
01:47:32.000 Like, looking back on it, what...
01:47:34.000 At the time, I had been very fortunate to be friends with people that actually understood viruses and actually understood the fair and cleavage sites and the way that viruses normally jump from an animal host to a human,
01:47:49.000 the natural spillover.
01:47:50.000 There's so many different factors that pointed to the idea that this is a gain-of-function research project that went wrong.
01:48:00.000 And that's what it was.
01:48:02.000 And there's still people out there that deny that.
01:48:04.000 That one little guy, that little fella, that little Anthony Fauci fella.
01:48:08.000 There is no evidence!
01:48:12.000 That little fucker.
01:48:13.000 But that's the manipulation part, where as a populace we have to realize that we are being manipulated in many instances.
01:48:20.000 Not only that, but that one guy's been manipulating people that way.
01:48:24.000 His entire career.
01:48:25.000 Did you ever read the Robert Kennedy book?
01:48:27.000 No, it's on my list, but I have not.
01:48:28.000 Holy shit.
01:48:30.000 Pretty good.
01:48:31.000 I need to read that.
01:48:32.000 So these days, I read for people coming on the podcast.
01:48:35.000 I've read every book for people that have come on thus far.
01:48:37.000 I don't know if I'll always be able to.
01:48:39.000 But I think some of those books would have fallen to lower on the priority list if they weren't coming on the podcast.
01:48:45.000 But some of those conversations that I've had and the books I've read have made it into the pages of the novel.
01:48:49.000 So there's all this overlap to include this one.
01:48:51.000 Brian Moore has a book called The Able Archers, and it talks about a nuclear exchange that almost happened between the United States and the Soviet Union in 1983. And there was one guy in the Soviet Union, an officer on watch that night, who was not supposed to be there.
01:49:04.000 The guy who was supposed to be there got sick.
01:49:06.000 So this one guy steps up, goes in for the person who's sick, and he's the one guy who studied the United States, and he's...
01:49:12.000 I'm an intellectual, and he's put in this time and effort into understanding the strategic aspects of this conflict in the Cold War.
01:49:19.000 And there's a launch from the United States, ICBMs, heading towards the Soviet Union.
01:49:23.000 That's what shows up on their screen.
01:49:26.000 And what he's supposed to do is launch back.
01:49:28.000 And he has pressure from above to launch.
01:49:31.000 It's the protocol, and he doesn't.
01:49:34.000 Because he's like, this isn't right.
01:49:35.000 And it was a glitch in their system that showed...
01:49:38.000 Jesus Christ.
01:49:38.000 Yeah, and there's all these other things at play, too.
01:49:40.000 A Korean Airlines flight 007 that was shot down earlier.
01:49:43.000 There's all these things happening that would lend themselves to...
01:49:46.000 Heightened tensions.
01:49:47.000 Exactly.
01:49:47.000 And those documents were just...
01:49:50.000 I think it was...
01:49:50.000 I might be off by a year or two, but I think it was 1999 when these documents were finally declassified, so well after the end of the Cold War.
01:49:59.000 But...
01:50:00.000 Things like that.
01:50:01.000 So I read that book and had that conversation with this guy, and he's a really nice guy, great guy, been in the intelligence world his whole career, and that made it into the pages of this novel.
01:50:09.000 So there's overlap, but Robert Kennedy has not been on the podcast yet, so I have not read that book, but I've been meaning to read it.
01:50:15.000 It sounds fascinating.
01:50:16.000 He was just on Russell Brand's podcast, and he talked about his uncle and his father's assassination.
01:50:23.000 Holy shit.
01:50:25.000 His recall is amazing.
01:50:28.000 His ability to just remember all these different pieces that were in play, particularly with the JFK assassination and Lee Harvey Oswald and the fact that Lee Harvey Oswald was a CIA asset and that he had defected to Russia but it was a fake defection and all the different pieces that were in place that he could point to.
01:50:47.000 There's so much evidence.
01:50:49.000 He's like, if we went into this...
01:50:50.000 He said to Russell that if we just wanted to cover the evidence that the CIA killed JFK, he goes, this would be a 10-hour podcast.
01:51:03.000 Yeah.
01:51:03.000 No, it's fascinating.
01:51:05.000 And it makes it...
01:51:05.000 You haven't gotten to the stage in the book yet, but I don't want to give too much away.
01:51:08.000 Don't give it away.
01:51:08.000 Yeah, no, no.
01:51:09.000 But when you get to the certain part, you'll be like, no way.
01:51:12.000 Because I think nobody is going to expect this part of the book to go the way it does.
01:51:16.000 But Point being, it takes us back to that assassination.
01:51:20.000 And so crazy, early 90s.
01:51:21.000 Remember, you had Oliver North on here, which is his Oliver North book.
01:51:24.000 Fascinating.
01:51:25.000 But you have Congress mandating law that the United States has to declassify these documents by a certain date.
01:51:34.000 And two administrations, after a visit from the CIA, neglect to do that, or they let some things out.
01:51:39.000 But not everything, like, is mandated by law all these years after.
01:51:43.000 So if they're not involved, then they might not be.
01:51:46.000 But they're certainly going well out of their way to make themselves look guilty.
01:51:49.000 Like, really trying hard to make themselves look guilty.
01:51:51.000 But I feel like them making themselves look guilty is safer than removing all doubt.
01:51:57.000 Maybe.
01:51:57.000 Yeah.
01:51:58.000 I mean, because it is.
01:51:59.000 Because we're not talking about it.
01:52:00.000 I mean, Tucker talked about it on his television show and he boldly claimed that the CIA, you know, killed him.
01:52:06.000 But it was a weird way that he did it.
01:52:08.000 Like he said, someone told me and he doesn't release that person's name.
01:52:11.000 It's like the way Robert Kennedy Jr. talks about it on Russell Brand's podcast, it's like in depth.
01:52:18.000 I'm going to listen to that.
01:52:19.000 Yeah.
01:52:19.000 It's just this holy shit.
01:52:21.000 Yeah, it's incredible.
01:52:22.000 I mean, in most of my books, I make mention, and this one in particular, go back to the church hearings and the Pike hearings of the 70s that exposed some overreach by agencies in the federal government, particularly the CIA. But as it pertains to the Kennedy assassination, it is so strange.
01:52:37.000 All these years later, they still walk into the Oval Office and have a private conversation and walk out, and all of a sudden, these documents that are mandated to be released by law are not.
01:52:47.000 Like, so odd.
01:52:48.000 But in this one also, a friend of mine married into the Kennedy family, so I went back to Hannesport, got to meet Robert Kennedy, and spent some time with Ethel Kennedy, and it was amazing.
01:52:56.000 And that experience also informs, I think you've gotten to that chapter already, where he goes to meet the old woman.
01:53:02.000 Yeah.
01:53:04.000 It inspired this book right here, and that was really cool to be back there and see.
01:53:07.000 Look at this chair, and in this chair, there's a little table next to it, and you see a picture of JFK watching the election results come in, and you look at the picture, and you look at the chair, and it's him in that chair right there.
01:53:20.000 It's amazing.
01:53:20.000 It was really interesting to be in that part of the world, in that place, with that family.
01:53:27.000 It's an old history.
01:53:29.000 Yeah, big time.
01:53:30.000 It inspired this, and I mean, who knows if we'll ever get to the bottom of that assassination.
01:53:35.000 And it wasn't that long ago.
01:53:36.000 Like when we were born, we thought it was a long time ago.
01:53:38.000 Like let's say 1983 or something.
01:53:40.000 63 is a long time ago when you're a kid.
01:53:42.000 But now looking back, everything's relative.
01:53:44.000 It's that time-space continuum thing.
01:53:45.000 Whatever that is, that's a real deal.
01:53:47.000 Time's speeding up as you get older.
01:53:48.000 Sure.
01:53:49.000 I saw a meme the other day and it said if Marty McFly went back in time today, he'd be going back to 1993. Or something like that.
01:53:57.000 Jesus.
01:53:57.000 Yeah, I know.
01:53:58.000 Well, how about World War I was 100 years ago?
01:54:01.000 Crazy.
01:54:02.000 Well, yeah, a little over, but yeah.
01:54:05.000 That's nothing.
01:54:06.000 That's nothing.
01:54:07.000 World War II, less.
01:54:08.000 Vietnam, much less.
01:54:10.000 Korea, less.
01:54:12.000 And Donnie Edwards, who has the best defense foundation, he has a picture of himself with a World War I veteran, which is pretty cool.
01:54:20.000 And so my daughter, who's 17, we went to Pearl Harbor and took 62 veterans back to Pearl Harbor for the 80th anniversary commemoration event about a year and a half ago.
01:54:28.000 Last June we went to Normandy so she's on Normandy with somebody who is the first out of his landing craft storming the beach and she's there on this beach with him and he's a hundred years old right now hearing that story from him and I'm getting pictures of them talking together and so one day she'll say I have a picture with a World War II veteran.
01:54:46.000 What percentage of guys died on that beach?
01:54:49.000 I don't know the exact numbers, but it was a lot, and then a lot when you think about the Pacific Campaign, and they did that over and over again, island after island after island.
01:54:59.000 And then those guys came home, and what did they do?
01:55:02.000 They got back to work.
01:55:03.000 They didn't complain.
01:55:04.000 They built the country into what it is today.
01:55:06.000 And that's a little different.
01:55:08.000 It was a different time.
01:55:09.000 Different kind of human being.
01:55:10.000 Yeah, and a lot of those guys didn't even talk about it until just a little while ago.
01:55:12.000 It's just fascinating the different kinds of human beings that exist depend upon the amount of adversity they've overcome.
01:55:19.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:55:20.000 Exactly.
01:55:21.000 I think that's why they started Outward Bound.
01:55:22.000 They did this study and they found, I think it was World War I, I might get this a little off, but the general gist is on track.
01:55:31.000 And they found that people dying in the North Atlantic that were there like treading water, trying to survive, trying to signal another boat, were the older guys were surviving and the younger guys that should be in better shape their whole life ahead of them were the ones that weren't.
01:55:44.000 And they thought, well, this is because those people haven't faced as much adversity as the older people.
01:55:48.000 So they started this Outward Bound thing, get kids in the outdoors, have them do a solo out there by themselves for a couple nights and put them in these positions that are uncomfortable.
01:55:56.000 And so I think that's why that started.
01:55:58.000 But there's something to that.
01:55:59.000 Isn't that the case with like ultra marathon runners?
01:56:01.000 A lot of those like Cam Haynes age, like 55 year old guys.
01:56:05.000 Maybe.
01:56:05.000 Probably.
01:56:06.000 Yeah.
01:56:07.000 Probably.
01:56:07.000 But yeah, the younger generation, do they think we're on ultra marathon or want to make another TikTok video?
01:56:11.000 Yeah.
01:56:12.000 It's a hard sell.
01:56:13.000 That's a hard sell.
01:56:13.000 I don't know.
01:56:14.000 That's an interesting thing in the world of fighting, because as fighters get older, they have more experience, more understanding, more toughness, but the body doesn't work right anymore.
01:56:25.000 That's tough, and that's it right there.
01:56:27.000 So it's a privilege to be getting old, that's for sure, especially if you spend some time in an occupation where nature balances it out.
01:56:35.000 We had Cowboy come in the show.
01:56:37.000 He had a cameo.
01:56:39.000 Chris Brack got to put a tomahawk in his head, and that was awesome.
01:56:43.000 He flew in for the day, did that.
01:56:44.000 It was awesome.
01:56:45.000 We had a great time doing that.
01:56:46.000 We got to go out.
01:56:47.000 I spent some time with him also on the range out at SIG Freedom Days, but they have this sniper course they do in Utah the last couple of years, and we got to spend some time together out there.
01:56:56.000 What a good dude.
01:56:57.000 He was awesome too.
01:56:58.000 He's the best.
01:56:58.000 And he and Cowboy insisted on falling a very specific way, right?
01:57:03.000 Yeah, no stuntman, no makeup either.
01:57:06.000 Cowboy doesn't put on makeup.
01:57:07.000 Good for him.
01:57:08.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:57:08.000 None of this, you know, going in and putting the stuff.
01:57:11.000 And they're like, well, we have to have a double fall for you.
01:57:13.000 Nope.
01:57:13.000 Nope.
01:57:14.000 He's doing it all.
01:57:14.000 And you're like, who, are you going to argue with him?
01:57:16.000 Nope.
01:57:16.000 Are you going to put the makeup person going to like, no, I have to do this?
01:57:19.000 Nope.
01:57:19.000 They just back right off.
01:57:20.000 So he was fun to spend some time with, both in Utah with Sig and then on the set.
01:57:25.000 So that was really cool to have a couple touch points with him over the last year.
01:57:28.000 Again, that's a guy who's overcome a lot of fucking adversity.
01:57:31.000 Yeah.
01:57:31.000 You know, and that's why he's got that character.
01:57:34.000 There it is.
01:57:36.000 There it is.
01:57:36.000 Bam!
01:57:38.000 Yep.
01:57:39.000 See, there's no...
01:57:39.000 That floor isn't padded.
01:57:41.000 That floor's not padded right there.
01:57:42.000 At least he didn't bang his head.
01:57:44.000 He was not concerned.
01:57:46.000 Zero concerns about banging his head.
01:57:49.000 That dude, he's one of the wildest guys I've ever met because the shit that he does outside of fighting, which is wild, they're always trying to get him to calm down because he's always doing things like Jumping jet skis and snowmobiles and just doing so much wild shit outside of fighting,
01:58:09.000 which is the wildest fucking thing you could do as a sport.
01:58:12.000 Yeah.
01:58:13.000 Yeah.
01:58:13.000 I mean, remember back in the day when Point Break came out and Patrick Swayze was jumping every weekend, like actually jumping out of planes, and they were trying to, with insurance, like trying to get him to not do that.
01:58:21.000 Oh, were they?
01:58:22.000 Yeah.
01:58:22.000 So I remember that story from back in the day.
01:58:24.000 And then What did we just see?
01:58:25.000 Mission Impossible, whatever number it's coming up on now.
01:58:28.000 Tom Cruise doing that jump.
01:58:29.000 He broke his ankle.
01:58:30.000 Oh, did he?
01:58:30.000 Yeah.
01:58:31.000 Well, he jumped on that bike off that cliff a number of times.
01:58:35.000 That wasn't one take.
01:58:37.000 Those videos out there that show him training for it and then doing it.
01:58:40.000 How old is he?
01:58:41.000 60. 60. Crazy.
01:58:43.000 Yeah, he jumped from one building to the next and shattered his ankle when he made impact.
01:58:49.000 There's a video of his ankle crumbling as it hits the wall.
01:58:52.000 Yeah.
01:58:53.000 And then he's like, well, for the next one, we've got to up it, and I'm going to take this motorcycle and jump off this cliff in, like, was it Norway or something like that?
01:58:59.000 Yeah.
01:58:59.000 But insane.
01:59:00.000 I mean, amazing.
01:59:01.000 He's out of his fucking mind.
01:59:04.000 You're not jumping out of planes, right?
01:59:05.000 No.
01:59:06.000 Yeah, you don't do that.
01:59:06.000 And no surfing.
01:59:07.000 No.
01:59:08.000 Yeah.
01:59:08.000 Fuck sharks.
01:59:09.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:59:09.000 I'm not interested in sharks.
01:59:10.000 Yeah.
01:59:11.000 I was reading this story about that woman, Bethany, I forget her last name.
01:59:14.000 Hamilton?
01:59:15.000 Yeah.
01:59:15.000 She got her arm bitten off by a shark and then got right back in there.
01:59:18.000 I'm like, okay.
01:59:20.000 Yeah.
01:59:21.000 Yeah.
01:59:21.000 So my little guy, I shall call him a little guy, but he's awesome and he's 12 and he hadn't been to Pearl Harbor yet.
01:59:28.000 My daughter has.
01:59:28.000 So we took him for his spring break.
01:59:30.000 We took him out to Oahu and went to Pearl Harbor.
01:59:32.000 And so we got to go to the Arizona Memorial and then USS Missouri and then up to Punchbowl National Cemetery up there.
01:59:39.000 But we got there and he's surfing out there.
01:59:41.000 We went with a family that really knows what they're doing surfing.
01:59:43.000 And so we did that.
01:59:45.000 And then we went on a shark dive.
01:59:58.000 Whoa!
02:00:05.000 We're studying sharks at the University of Hawaii, but they're like 21, maybe.
02:00:09.000 And we zip down there, and they're looking at making sure there's no tiger sharks.
02:00:12.000 And we go in, and we do this dive, and our little guy's just snorkeling, but you dive down, and they get the picture, and you're seeing these sharks, and you learn a little bit about them.
02:00:20.000 And then we get back, and the same day, we find out that on Oahu, somebody got chomped.
02:00:25.000 So it was just about a month and a half ago.
02:00:27.000 And some girl was diving somewhere, not in Hawaii, but like in the Maldives or somewhere like that.
02:00:32.000 I also got chomped doing the exact same kind of snorkeling thing that a little guy was doing.
02:00:36.000 But I like how you say, if you're not going into the water like that, then you're not going to get eaten by a shark.
02:00:42.000 It's just kind of like if you don't jump out of the plane, then you're not going to burn in.
02:00:46.000 And I like the jumping.
02:00:47.000 In the military, I liked jumping.
02:00:49.000 I liked flying.
02:00:50.000 I shouldn't say I liked jumping.
02:00:50.000 I did not like going to the exit.
02:00:52.000 Because that's when you're like, okay, here we go.
02:00:54.000 You jump out, whether it's dark and you got all your stuff on or whatever it might be.
02:00:57.000 But I like the flying around.
02:00:58.000 So the flying around was very cool in Free Fall.
02:01:00.000 I saw a video recently of a guy who jumped out of a plane and forgot his parachute.
02:01:06.000 Experience jumper, too.
02:01:08.000 You see that?
02:01:09.000 He was filming it.
02:01:10.000 No.
02:01:10.000 Yeah, he was filming it.
02:01:11.000 Yeah, he filmed it with people and forgot to put his shoot on.
02:01:14.000 No.
02:01:15.000 Yeah, it was like in the 90s, I think.
02:01:16.000 Way.
02:01:17.000 Yeah.
02:01:18.000 Wow.
02:01:19.000 Well, we have a couple of things in place in the military that at least would, you know, prevent that, I think.
02:01:23.000 So, you know, the Jump Masters, then they're checking all your stuff and making sure you're good.
02:01:26.000 But the flying around is pretty cool.
02:01:27.000 The pulling, not so much.
02:01:29.000 Because then you come, for me anyway, guys love it.
02:01:30.000 But for me, when it came time to pull, I was like, okay, here it is.
02:01:34.000 This is either going to open or it's not.
02:01:35.000 And if it doesn't, then I have procedures I need to go through.
02:01:37.000 I got to remember those and all that stuff.
02:01:39.000 And in my freefall class, two people died.
02:01:42.000 Really?
02:01:42.000 Yeah.
02:01:43.000 A student and an instructor ran into each other.
02:01:45.000 Oh, boy.
02:01:46.000 And they just...
02:01:47.000 Yeah.
02:01:48.000 We had one more jump to go.
02:01:49.000 So we spent hours combing the desert looking for the bodies.
02:01:52.000 And we still had to get back and jump again after that.
02:01:56.000 So that was interesting.
02:01:57.000 And then a buddy of mine burned in.
02:01:59.000 Amazing guy.
02:02:00.000 Such a great guy.
02:02:00.000 Mike Bearden.
02:02:01.000 Just such a solid dude.
02:02:03.000 Went through buds with him.
02:02:04.000 And then he burned in right before they sent me to free fall.
02:02:07.000 When did you say burned in?
02:02:09.000 Periphery malfunctioned and then died.
02:02:11.000 Yeah, hit the ground.
02:02:12.000 But amazing guy.
02:02:14.000 Such a cool person.
02:02:16.000 Just a solid human being.
02:02:18.000 And then so like the next week they send me and like another guy who were his best friends to jump school.
02:02:23.000 So that was interesting.
02:02:25.000 And then have two people die in your class.
02:02:27.000 Have to do the investigation.
02:02:28.000 So then you're sitting there on base waiting for this investigation to be done for like a week, week and a half.
02:02:32.000 And then you do your final jump.
02:02:34.000 You know, it's not without its risks, that's for sure.
02:02:37.000 It's definitely, I think that's part of the excitement about it.
02:02:39.000 Maybe.
02:02:40.000 That's why I asked Andy about it, you know?
02:02:41.000 I don't think he's doing it too much anymore, Andy Stompfos.
02:02:43.000 Andy's out of his fucking mind.
02:02:45.000 Yeah, I don't think he's done it in a while, though.
02:02:47.000 I don't think it's been a little bit since I've seen him do a base jump.
02:02:49.000 He'll do it.
02:02:50.000 He's just doing them.
02:02:51.000 Was he doing it?
02:02:51.000 He's jumping out of planes.
02:02:52.000 He's just jumping out of planes still.
02:02:54.000 Maybe not the base jumping.
02:02:56.000 Maybe it's been the base jumping that's been on pause for a little bit.
02:02:58.000 Yeah, maybe.
02:02:59.000 I don't know.
02:03:00.000 Maybe concentrate on the coffee shop.
02:03:01.000 He's out of his fucking mind.
02:03:04.000 He's out of his fucking mind.
02:03:05.000 Yeah.
02:03:05.000 I mean, it's cool, but it's...
02:03:07.000 Yeah.
02:03:07.000 Man.
02:03:08.000 I mean, like...
02:03:09.000 It's a rough way to go.
02:03:10.000 That's tough.
02:03:11.000 Well, he's doing the flying squirrel suit shit, too.
02:03:13.000 Yeah.
02:03:13.000 Yeah, it's like Trevor Thompson, those guys who's been on here.
02:03:15.000 Like, is this...
02:03:16.000 What is this one?
02:03:17.000 Is this Andy?
02:03:17.000 Yeah.
02:03:18.000 Look at him go.
02:03:19.000 Yeah, they just jumped over.
02:03:20.000 Yeah, look at that.
02:03:21.000 Look at this.
02:03:21.000 This is amazing.
02:03:22.000 That is wild.
02:03:23.000 Yeah, look at it.
02:03:23.000 And the photos they got from this.
02:03:25.000 That's fucking crazy.
02:03:25.000 Seven jumps, seven days, seven continents to raise money for Folds of Honor.
02:03:30.000 And look at that.
02:03:31.000 That is beautiful.
02:03:32.000 Look how bizarre the pyramids look in juxtaposition to Cairo.
02:03:36.000 Yep.
02:03:37.000 Yep.
02:03:38.000 I was there years ago, and see that one right there in the far right?
02:03:40.000 I climbed to the top of that one.
02:03:42.000 And a long, long time ago, when it was all dark outside, I bribed some guards, got some horses, and rode out to that thing in the middle of the night, climbed up to the top, and then watched the sun rise over Cairo.
02:03:53.000 I gotta get out there.
02:03:54.000 I still have never been.
02:03:55.000 I gotta get out there.
02:03:56.000 It's a really cool place.
02:03:57.000 And the same thing with Taj Mahal also.
02:03:59.000 I went to the Taj Mahal years ago, and you think it's going to be gaudy, and you get there.
02:04:02.000 It is beautiful.
02:04:03.000 It is just incredible to see some of these places.
02:04:07.000 I'm just so fascinated by the pyramids, though.
02:04:09.000 How they made them.
02:04:10.000 Yeah, and also this just...
02:04:11.000 these insanely complex cultures that vanish.
02:04:16.000 They just...
02:04:17.000 they go away.
02:04:17.000 Yeah.
02:04:18.000 Like, what happened?
02:04:19.000 Right.
02:04:19.000 Like, what is that?
02:04:20.000 And then this is the thing I think about when I think about America today.
02:04:24.000 That every empire collapses.
02:04:27.000 And one of the things that Douglas Murray has talked about, and it's really fascinating to me, he said every society, when it's at the verge of collapse, becomes obsessed with gender.
02:04:38.000 I've seen that.
02:04:39.000 I've heard that.
02:04:40.000 Which is real weird and not good for us because if there's any fucking society...
02:04:44.000 It seems like we're overly focused on some of these things right now.
02:04:46.000 Oh my god.
02:04:47.000 Yeah.
02:04:47.000 So if you're...
02:04:48.000 Let's say you're Iran, you're Russia, you're China, you're North Korea...
02:04:51.000 Look at these fuckers.
02:04:52.000 They're going down.
02:04:53.000 Exactly.
02:04:53.000 Yeah.
02:04:54.000 You're a super empowered individual.
02:04:55.000 You're a terrorist organization.
02:04:56.000 You might just want to lay back a little bit and watch because we're doing a pretty good job of destroying ourselves from the inside.
02:05:01.000 And I'm sure they're helping.
02:05:02.000 I'm sure they're helping social media.
02:05:04.000 I'm sure there's like...
02:05:05.000 I mean...
02:05:05.000 One of the things they found out on Facebook was that 19 of the top Christian sites were run by Russian troll farms.
02:05:12.000 Really?
02:05:12.000 Yeah.
02:05:13.000 Oh my gosh.
02:05:13.000 Yeah.
02:05:14.000 Well, 19 of the top 20. And they're just saying wild shit and trying to start a holy war.
02:05:20.000 Just trying to divide.
02:05:20.000 Oh my gosh.
02:05:22.000 And then we get like, okay, so we have aliens.
02:05:23.000 We have some spaceships in here.
02:05:25.000 I mean, in the news.
02:05:27.000 Imagine that coming out in 1985. Yeah.
02:05:29.000 Yeah.
02:05:30.000 I don't know what to think about that.
02:05:31.000 I go back and forth and back and forth.
02:05:33.000 You know, part of me thinks some of it is real.
02:05:35.000 And part of me thinks a good percentage of it is probably like some black project that they're not telling us about, that there's some insanely complex drone, an unmanned drone.
02:05:46.000 Right.
02:05:46.000 We're good to go.
02:05:49.000 We're good to go.
02:06:10.000 Old World War II planes back in the day, and I always see this stealth bomber that was like an interpretation from the toy company that made these models of a stealth bomber.
02:06:18.000 And it was pretty dang close when they actually revealed it years later.
02:06:22.000 So I distinctly remember that.
02:06:24.000 But did you have the guy that—is it a Navy pilot?
02:06:27.000 Commander Fred.
02:06:28.000 Okay.
02:06:28.000 Do you have him on?
02:06:29.000 Yeah, but two guys, Ryan Graves and Commander Fravor.
02:06:32.000 Both of them were fascinating.
02:06:34.000 Commander Fravor was the one that off the coast of San Diego in 2004, he encountered that object that went from more than 50,000 feet above sea level to 50 in less than a second.
02:06:46.000 Yeah.
02:06:47.000 They have no idea what it did.
02:06:49.000 It was blocking the tracking systems.
02:06:51.000 They got visual.
02:06:53.000 They saw it visually.
02:06:56.000 They have footage of it.
02:06:58.000 They have video footage of it.
02:06:59.000 Multiple jets encountered this thing.
02:07:01.000 And when it zipped off at insane rates of speed, it returned to their cat point.
02:07:06.000 So the place where they were supposed to go meet up later, it went there.
02:07:09.000 Like, I know where you're going, bitch.
02:07:11.000 That's wild.
02:07:11.000 Yeah.
02:07:12.000 They don't know what it is.
02:07:14.000 They think there was something else that was under the water, that it was interacting with something that was under the water because there was ripples.
02:07:21.000 It was almost like a submarine.
02:07:23.000 So whatever that thing was that they encountered, that sort of...
02:07:29.000 That man, Commander Fravor, who is so rock solid.
02:07:33.000 When you talk to him, he's not a loon in any shape of the world.
02:07:36.000 He's just a fucking dedicated, lifelong pilot, military man who's just...
02:07:43.000 His credentials are impeccable.
02:07:46.000 Wow.
02:07:46.000 And when he talks about it, it's pretty stunning.
02:07:48.000 And also the attitude that a lot of the higher-ups had.
02:07:52.000 Like, they were aware of it.
02:07:53.000 And they talked to people on the Nimitz, and they were saying, yeah, we see these things every couple weeks.
02:07:58.000 Those guys say that some of the things they saw were classified?
02:08:01.000 Mm-hmm.
02:08:03.000 Yeah, and then there was Ryan Graves who said that I believe it was in 2014 they upgraded all of their equipment and then they started seeing these things because the equipment have new capabilities and they're seeing these things that are 120 knot winds completely motionless just staying and just totally still which is like how no no heat signature no visual means of propulsion they don't know what the fuck these things were doing Moving at insane rates of speed occasionally.
02:08:31.000 Shadowing them.
02:08:31.000 They try to find them.
02:08:32.000 They try to catch up and they take off.
02:08:34.000 They couldn't keep up with them.
02:08:35.000 They don't know what they are.
02:08:37.000 That's crazy.
02:08:38.000 Something that was a cube inside a sphere.
02:08:41.000 Did those guys write books or did they?
02:08:42.000 I forget.
02:08:43.000 Did one of them write a book about it?
02:08:44.000 I don't know.
02:08:45.000 I don't know if any of those guys have read a book.
02:08:47.000 But Commander Fravor, I first saw him on Lex Friedman's podcast and then I had him on mine.
02:08:52.000 To talk to them about it.
02:08:53.000 But it is a fascinating encounter.
02:08:55.000 Where did you get into UFOs and all that sort of thing?
02:08:58.000 Oh, I don't know.
02:08:59.000 I think since I was a kid.
02:09:01.000 It's just fun.
02:09:02.000 Just because I think it's interesting.
02:09:04.000 I got obsessed with the Roswell crash and then reading all these different books about it.
02:09:10.000 But it wasn't until talking to people that have had experiences that it really burns in your head.
02:09:15.000 Because you can kind of get a sense that people are bullshit artists.
02:09:20.000 The Bob Lazar one's the most bizarre.
02:09:23.000 Bob Lazar is the gentleman that worked on Area S4, Site 4, Area 51. He worked back engineering with this thing that they said that they had recovered.
02:09:35.000 And they were trying to figure out how the propulsion system worked.
02:09:39.000 And they brought him on.
02:09:40.000 And they don't tell him what these things are.
02:09:43.000 It's like, hey, tell us how this works.
02:09:45.000 And he's in this thing that's designed for something that's three feet tall.
02:09:49.000 These completely smooth surfaces.
02:09:52.000 This metal that they don't understand.
02:09:55.000 Oh, really?
02:09:56.000 The metal?
02:09:56.000 The actual thing?
02:09:57.000 Just like in the movies.
02:09:58.000 We don't have any evidence of this ever existing as an element.
02:10:01.000 I don't know what the fuck it is.
02:10:02.000 There was different...
02:10:04.000 He said the problem with it is that science doesn't exist in a vacuum.
02:10:09.000 You need a bunch of scientists comparing notes and trying to discuss it, but everything was top secret and classified, so they couldn't do that.
02:10:16.000 So they brought in people who were the metallurgy people, and they were not allowed to communicate with the people that were the propulsion experts.
02:10:23.000 They were not allowed to communicate with people who supposedly had some sort of contact with the biological entities.
02:10:32.000 And then there's this amazing documentary that was just released recently called Moment of Contact about Varginha, Brazil.
02:10:39.000 In 1996, there was a crash.
02:10:41.000 And not only was it a crash, but there's a crash in these bodies.
02:10:45.000 One of them was alive and injured.
02:10:49.000 This soldier picked this thing up.
02:10:51.000 They carry this thing to multiple different hospitals.
02:10:53.000 They did autopsies on this thing.
02:10:55.000 What?
02:10:56.000 And then the soldier who encountered it died of a horrific bacterial infection that they could not describe.
02:11:03.000 They didn't know what it was.
02:11:04.000 They didn't know how he got it.
02:11:06.000 And he got it from being in contact with this entity, supposedly.
02:11:09.000 What?
02:11:09.000 Oh, my God.
02:11:10.000 What's it called?
02:11:11.000 Moment of Contact.
02:11:12.000 Moment of Contact.
02:11:13.000 It's incredible.
02:11:14.000 That's insane.
02:11:15.000 What's incredible too is this one of these guys, one of the soldiers that was in this documentary, they bring him to the crash site and this guy starts weeping and he's talking about it.
02:11:26.000 I mean, unless this guy's like the greatest fucking actor the world's ever known, the way he reacts when he sees this site, when he describes his experience, When they found this thing that it crash landed.
02:11:36.000 And there's also documentation that the Air Force had flown a jet to Virginia and returned with whatever the fuck they caught, whatever they got there, and brought it back to the United States.
02:11:48.000 That is wild.
02:11:49.000 You know, Jackie Gleason supposedly had an encounter with Nixon.
02:11:52.000 That Nixon and Gleason were buddies and they were drinking.
02:11:55.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:11:56.000 It's a famous story that's disputed, but apparently...
02:11:59.000 Let's go with it, though.
02:12:00.000 Yeah, let's go with it.
02:12:01.000 Gleason apparently had said...
02:12:03.000 That Jackie Gleason and him were drinking, and Nixon was like, you want to see a fucking UFO? No way!
02:12:11.000 Yeah, and he flew him to see wreckage, and they had frozen biological entities, and they got a chance to see these things that they had frozen.
02:12:24.000 What?
02:12:25.000 Yeah.
02:12:27.000 What?
02:12:27.000 So that must have been like early 70s.
02:12:29.000 Yeah, something like that.
02:12:30.000 And Jackie Gleason wound up having a house built in the shape of a UFO afterwards.
02:12:35.000 No way.
02:12:36.000 Yeah, that was for sale as recently as I think like a decade ago.
02:12:40.000 See if you can find that house.
02:12:41.000 Where?
02:12:41.000 In LA or something?
02:12:42.000 No, it's in upstate New York.
02:12:43.000 But the house looks like a fucking UFO. No way.
02:12:46.000 He had a UFO house built.
02:12:48.000 Yeah, Jackie Gleason apparently was obsessed with UFOs after the fact.
02:12:52.000 What?
02:12:53.000 Yeah.
02:12:54.000 Jackie Gleason's UFO and starred Upstate New York Spaceship House.
02:12:58.000 No way.
02:13:00.000 Yeah.
02:13:00.000 That picture makes it look bigger.
02:13:03.000 Okay, that's serious.
02:13:04.000 Yeah, it's a fucking...
02:13:05.000 That's beautiful.
02:13:06.000 Oh, that's two different buildings?
02:13:07.000 Oh.
02:13:07.000 Oh, he has more of them?
02:13:08.000 The first one's like the guest house?
02:13:10.000 Oh, I see.
02:13:11.000 Yeah, look at that fucking...
02:13:12.000 That's the guest house, the other one.
02:13:13.000 Wild.
02:13:14.000 That's amazing.
02:13:15.000 Yeah, so Jackie Gleason became a UFO freak.
02:13:18.000 Man, I'm going to do it after this.
02:13:19.000 That's a pretty cool looking house.
02:13:20.000 Yeah, it's pretty dope.
02:13:21.000 Oh my God, look at that.
02:13:22.000 I wonder if it's still for sale.
02:13:24.000 That's amazing.
02:13:24.000 Entrance to the mothership.
02:13:25.000 Woo!
02:13:25.000 I'm going to talk to my wife about this when I get there.
02:13:27.000 This is serious right here.
02:13:29.000 Well, now you have this Sig Spear.
02:13:31.000 So there's a lot of UFO stuff on this Sig Spear, so maybe this should be reserved for taking out the aliens when they come.
02:13:38.000 I don't want to take them out!
02:13:39.000 Well, if they attack you.
02:13:40.000 If they attack.
02:13:42.000 If they do attack, I think they could render you useless almost instantaneously.
02:13:46.000 But them, too.
02:13:47.000 They're kind of like, why wouldn't they just sit back and watch?
02:13:50.000 I think they're- They're gonna pass right by.
02:13:53.000 If I had to guess.
02:13:54.000 If I had to guess.
02:13:54.000 I mean, this is the wildest of speculations.
02:13:57.000 I would guess that every civilization reaches a point of technological proficiency when they're also dealing with these territorial warring tribes where they have the ability to literally destroy the earth.
02:14:11.000 And that if this is a natural course of progression for intelligent beings, they get to this point There's a transition where it gets very dangerous.
02:14:20.000 And if I was from another planet and I was monitoring this, I would be there to make sure that they don't launch.
02:14:28.000 See, that's the theme of the Mothership Comedy Club, is that the rooms are called Fat Man and Little Boy.
02:14:35.000 And the reason why the rooms are called Fat Man and Little Boy is because that is a specific moment in UFO folklore when the aliens start arriving.
02:14:42.000 After the detonation of those bombs, that's when you start seeing this massive uptick in sightings.
02:14:48.000 Really?
02:14:48.000 Yes.
02:14:49.000 And interactions with fighter pilots and these different military bases that have nuclear programs where the bases get shut down and all the power goes off.
02:15:01.000 Yeah, there's like...
02:15:02.000 That's wild!
02:15:04.000 Yeah, it's heavy stuff.
02:15:06.000 Because if you think that they are watching, that would make the most sense.
02:15:11.000 That they see that we have nuclear power, we have the ability to blow ourselves up, and we detonate two bombs.
02:15:17.000 And then they're like, okay, let's fucking, let's go monitor these assholes.
02:15:23.000 It seems like only one country right now has them.
02:15:26.000 Let's fucking specifically concentrate on them.
02:15:29.000 And then they have sightings in the Soviet Union, and the Soviet Union has the capabilities.
02:15:33.000 No kidding.
02:15:34.000 Yeah, there's a ton of documented sightings and these encounters that happen.
02:15:39.000 So beforehand, there's not really anything.
02:15:41.000 Very little.
02:15:42.000 Very little.
02:15:43.000 Well, I'm sure they've probably been visiting us, if they do visit us.
02:15:46.000 I would imagine they've been visiting us forever.
02:15:48.000 Like, look, they've got engines.
02:15:50.000 Look, they've got guns.
02:15:51.000 Look, they've got this.
02:15:52.000 You know, it would be fascinating to watch.
02:15:53.000 Like, look at these territorial apes with nuclear weapons.
02:15:57.000 Like, that's the time to watch.
02:15:59.000 Right now, they're probably just sitting back, popping that popcorn and being like, oh, man.
02:16:03.000 It's getting interesting now.
02:16:04.000 We're getting closer and closer to our fucking inevitable demise.
02:16:08.000 That's when the sightings are ramped up to the point where the Pentagon has to start talking about it.
02:16:12.000 And they are.
02:16:13.000 Yes.
02:16:13.000 In front of Congress.
02:16:14.000 Yes.
02:16:15.000 I mean, that's wild.
02:16:16.000 Yeah.
02:16:16.000 But no one pays attention.
02:16:17.000 No, no one pays attention.
02:16:18.000 It's like, let's go back to TikTok and Instagram.
02:16:20.000 Well, I mean, they kind of pay attention, but there's nothing that you could fucking put your fork into.
02:16:25.000 Right.
02:16:25.000 Exactly.
02:16:25.000 It's like, what is it?
02:16:27.000 Exactly.
02:16:28.000 Why are they telling us about this?
02:16:30.000 Also, there's a lot of cynicism when it comes to, like, why is the government telling us about UFOs?
02:16:35.000 Like a distraction, you mean?
02:16:36.000 But what is it?
02:16:37.000 Are they telling us because they really have this information and they want to slowly leak it out because this is an inevitable contact moment and they want to prepare civilization?
02:16:48.000 Or is it just horseshit?
02:16:50.000 Is it just they're distracting us?
02:16:52.000 And this is how they, you know, institute this drone program where they have this, you know, anti-gravity device and they can move it in the same rates of speed.
02:17:00.000 I don't know.
02:17:01.000 I mean, it's just guesswork.
02:17:03.000 That's crazy.
02:17:03.000 Yeah.
02:17:04.000 That's crazy.
02:17:05.000 You get to hear directly from these guys who've actually seen it, experienced it.
02:17:08.000 Yeah.
02:17:09.000 And talk with them for a little bit.
02:17:10.000 I've talked to quite a few now.
02:17:12.000 Quite a few that have seen these things and had these experiences.
02:17:15.000 But the Bob Lazar one is uniquely compelling.
02:17:19.000 Uniquely compelling.
02:17:20.000 Because Bob is, without a doubt, a brilliant guy.
02:17:22.000 And he was a legitimate propulsions expert who, it's been proven, he worked at Los Alamos labs.
02:17:28.000 And they tried to hide that.
02:17:29.000 They tried to lie about that and say that he was on the employee roster.
02:17:33.000 He has an intimate knowledge of the facilities.
02:17:37.000 George Knapp took him on a tour of Los Alamos.
02:17:40.000 He knew where everything was.
02:17:41.000 He knew the people there.
02:17:42.000 They knew him.
02:17:43.000 It's wild shit, man.
02:17:45.000 Because if he's telling the truth, he says it's not one that they've recovered but multiple.
02:17:49.000 And that one of them they think is really old and they got it from an archaeological dig.
02:17:54.000 They think that they recovered this thing in the ground.
02:17:57.000 That's movie stuff.
02:17:58.000 I mean, you see that in movies, and we all watch it in movies and think it's science fiction, but there's a lot of science fiction that has come to fruition, from submarines to going to the moon, to almost all sorts of space travel in general, flight, just flying.
02:18:11.000 Sure, all of it.
02:18:12.000 And we're just like, eh, no big deal.
02:18:15.000 But I remember we got back...
02:18:17.000 To Coronado, which is one of the SEAL hubs.
02:18:20.000 Virginia Beach is the other.
02:18:21.000 We're in Virginia Beach.
02:18:22.000 Went back there.
02:18:23.000 And I think you did a...
02:18:24.000 Didn't you do a bit on flight when you're like...
02:18:27.000 When internet first became available on a flight?
02:18:31.000 And you're like...
02:18:32.000 People, first time, a Southwest flight, whatever it was.
02:18:36.000 Hey, we have internet for the first time on this flight.
02:18:39.000 And here's the password for your internet thing.
02:18:42.000 And a guy opens it up and whatever and opens it up and it doesn't work for a second.
02:18:47.000 He slams it down.
02:18:48.000 Oh, that's Louis C.K. Louis C.K. had a joke about that.
02:18:51.000 Fucking piece of shit.
02:18:52.000 Exactly.
02:18:52.000 Exactly.
02:18:54.000 You're flying through the air!
02:18:55.000 Yeah, literally.
02:18:56.000 Look around and be thankful.
02:18:58.000 You're getting the internet from space.
02:18:59.000 Exactly.
02:19:00.000 But instead, you're like, ah, it doesn't work.
02:19:03.000 What the hell's going on here?
02:19:04.000 That's people that haven't had to develop those things that don't appreciate them.
02:19:09.000 I mean, how many people get mad their Wi-Fi cuts out on their phone?
02:19:12.000 Exactly.
02:19:12.000 I mean, it's just...
02:19:13.000 It allows that level of anxiety in your life, and you just gotta be, you know, I mean, it's tough.
02:19:18.000 You gotta figure out how to manage that.
02:19:19.000 Just like these negative comments we were talking about.
02:19:21.000 Like, I won't go into the comments on this one.
02:19:23.000 I mean, imagine what people are gonna say about UFOs and everything else in the comments here.
02:19:27.000 I think people that listen to this podcast love UFOs.
02:19:30.000 It's just...
02:19:31.000 It's such a fun thing to be excited about.
02:19:36.000 I mean, and it might be the thing that could save us from demise.
02:19:39.000 If we really are on this path of mutually assured destruction with Russia and with China, with China invading Taiwan, which seems also inevitable...
02:19:49.000 It's terrifying, terrifying stuff.
02:19:51.000 Also something in the pages of this novel.
02:19:52.000 I don't think you've got...
02:19:53.000 Yeah, you did get there yet.
02:19:54.000 There's the sentence about it in the earlier chapter.
02:19:57.000 So I try to...
02:19:58.000 Just things that are on my mind work their way into the pages of these things as well.
02:20:02.000 So China, Taiwan is in there.
02:20:03.000 Ukraine is in there, of course.
02:20:04.000 And there's some other things that will be a surprise to people.
02:20:07.000 We're good to go.
02:20:24.000 I'll miss them.
02:20:25.000 I'll miss them.
02:20:26.000 Yeah.
02:20:26.000 Well, that's great, your ability to see that.
02:20:30.000 Because sometimes it's hard for people when you're in the middle of things to appreciate it.
02:20:34.000 Yeah, you're building.
02:20:35.000 And you can be solely focused on that task at hand.
02:20:38.000 Like in the military, that pendulum has to be on the side of the team because you're taking these guys down range.
02:20:42.000 Your life is in their hands.
02:20:43.000 So you have to be as prepared as you can possibly be.
02:20:47.000 Right.
02:20:51.000 Right.
02:20:53.000 Right.
02:20:55.000 So you have to have a very supportive family that understands that, hey, you're going to Iraq, you're going to Afghanistan, your best friends are in that trench with you to the right and the left, and so that pendulum has to be over here.
02:21:04.000 You owe that to them, their families, the country, the mission, the team.
02:21:08.000 But once you get out and, you know, can start building.
02:21:12.000 But it's about any business.
02:21:13.000 You're building, and you're solely focused on it, and your family's over here, and sometimes that does take a backseat when you're building.
02:21:20.000 But for me, I know that, yeah, I'm going to miss those times.
02:21:22.000 I'm going to miss all those interruptions in a few years here.
02:21:25.000 Oh, yeah, for sure.
02:21:26.000 I mean, I miss the kids.
02:21:28.000 I mean, my kids are teenagers now, but I miss them when they were little kids.
02:21:31.000 It was just the videos you could watch.
02:21:33.000 I know.
02:21:34.000 Now you can go back.
02:21:34.000 Which is amazing on your phone.
02:21:36.000 And Apple puts it right there.
02:21:37.000 They put those little memories or whatever that pop up.
02:21:39.000 Things that I've forgotten about in a lot of cases pop up on there.
02:21:43.000 And I go, oh, and I stop.
02:21:44.000 I stop what I'm doing, I watch it, and then I send it to my wife.
02:21:48.000 I say, did you see this?
02:21:50.000 Apple found this memory.
02:21:51.000 That's what's so unique, too.
02:21:53.000 Because of, you know, a lot of people have iPhones, and they've had them since 2007 or 8, whenever they came out.
02:21:58.000 Like, that's a long history of your iPhoto that you can pull from and get these wild memories.
02:22:05.000 I mean, yeah, her daughter was born in 2005. I got my iPhone in...
02:22:08.000 I don't know, 2007?
02:22:09.000 Yeah.
02:22:10.000 And so same thing.
02:22:11.000 And they get you early.
02:22:12.000 Once you're Apple, they get you.
02:22:15.000 Everything's in this cloud eventually, and then they've got you for life.
02:22:18.000 The wall of the garden.
02:22:19.000 So I've got a couple phones now, since you recommended that to me.
02:22:23.000 I haven't committed to the other one yet, which I need to do.
02:22:26.000 Yeah.
02:22:27.000 Because that thing's going off.
02:22:28.000 I feel very fortunate.
02:22:29.000 Very, very fortunate.
02:22:30.000 But I need to commit to that other number.
02:22:32.000 Yeah, you've got to have a phone that only a few people have.
02:22:35.000 Yeah.
02:22:35.000 It's, I think, at a certain point in time.
02:22:37.000 You want to be able to have a phone that you check every now and again, but have a phone where your wife has, your best friends have, and then don't let anybody give that fucker away.
02:22:45.000 Yes.
02:22:46.000 Yeah, I tell her, like, if I get a group text, and there's a group text with someone, like, hey man, this guy wants to talk to you about a project.
02:22:53.000 And it's just a number, not a name.
02:22:54.000 Yeah, I block that person.
02:22:55.000 I say, all right, well, you're off the fucking list now because you just connected me to some asshole from a tech company.
02:23:01.000 You have to.
02:23:02.000 How are you supposed to live?
02:23:03.000 Maybe not even an asshole.
02:23:04.000 Maybe a nice guy, but it's not his fault.
02:23:06.000 He's not self-aware enough to realize that that's not appropriate.
02:23:09.000 Some people don't understand what it's like to, like, I'll leave a podcast, I'll have 150 text messages, 140 text messages.
02:23:17.000 Dang.
02:23:18.000 It's nuts.
02:23:19.000 Dang.
02:23:19.000 Yeah, I've had days where I've had hundreds of text messages.
02:23:23.000 Wow.
02:23:23.000 You can't keep up.
02:23:24.000 It's not possible.
02:23:26.000 And some people abuse the shit out of that.
02:23:28.000 Hey man, you fucking, you're ignoring me?
02:23:30.000 I'm like, dude, if you could see the volume of emails and direct messages, it's like, do you want to be a normal human?
02:23:40.000 Because if you want to be a normal human, you cannot keep up with all that stuff.
02:23:43.000 It's impossible.
02:23:43.000 Especially if you want to be a person that does what I do, perform.
02:23:47.000 You want to be funny and do podcasts.
02:23:50.000 I can't be checking that thing all the time.
02:23:52.000 I'm doing a podcast for hours.
02:23:54.000 I'm locked in in a conversation like we're having one right now.
02:23:56.000 Phone's not going.
02:23:57.000 Phone's on airplane mode.
02:23:59.000 And then I leave.
02:23:59.000 I got to have dinner with my family.
02:24:01.000 I got shows.
02:24:02.000 I got this.
02:24:03.000 I got that.
02:24:03.000 Two shows a night sometimes.
02:24:05.000 I mean, that's incredible.
02:24:06.000 So now, I mean, it's not nearly at your level, but I certainly see it.
02:24:09.000 And I'm going to do that thing where I miss the 80s.
02:24:11.000 I mean, if I could go back in time, I'd go back to 85. Really?
02:24:14.000 And I would just stay in 85, I think.
02:24:16.000 You know, we have Back to the Future comes out, Rambo First Blood Part II comes out.
02:24:20.000 That's hilarious.
02:24:21.000 I think Fletch is out there.
02:24:22.000 Anyway, it's a great year.
02:24:23.000 I mean, 85, right in the middle.
02:24:24.000 I just stay right there.
02:24:25.000 I like it right now.
02:24:26.000 You like it?
02:24:27.000 Do you?
02:24:27.000 I like it right now.
02:24:28.000 That's awesome.
02:24:29.000 I love it.
02:24:29.000 I'm going to try to get to that.
02:24:30.000 I'm going to try to get to that sort of an attitude.
02:24:32.000 Well, because I think this is the last generation before we can read minds.
02:24:37.000 This is the last generation before we become fully integrated with technology that's actually embedded into your body.
02:24:45.000 Ugh.
02:24:45.000 I think we're a decade or so away from cyborgs.
02:24:50.000 None of that was there in 1985 either.
02:24:52.000 Yeah, but I like the internet.
02:24:53.000 I'm going back.
02:24:54.000 I'm going back.
02:24:55.000 I enjoy having a phone.
02:24:56.000 I enjoy being able to film things.
02:24:58.000 And I enjoy being able to ask Google, like, how far can a turkey fly?
02:25:02.000 And bam.
02:25:03.000 That was important.
02:25:04.000 I love doing that with my kids.
02:25:05.000 100 yards for people joining us.
02:25:07.000 All the time while we're driving, we'll have conversations about stuff.
02:25:10.000 And you're like, check it?
02:25:11.000 Let's Google it.
02:25:12.000 And then it's really fun.
02:25:13.000 It's fun to have that kind of access to information.
02:25:16.000 There's negative consequences to every generation that's ever existed.
02:25:20.000 There's always going to be negatives, but I like it today.
02:25:23.000 Man, I love your attitude.
02:25:24.000 I'm going to go home and I'm going to think about this while I'm on book tour right now.
02:25:26.000 So I'm going to go to my hotel and think about this as I continue on book tour.
02:25:30.000 But I'm building a time machine.
02:25:31.000 I'm building one.
02:25:33.000 And this time machine is about, it's about, it's almost the size of this room right here.
02:25:36.000 And you walk in and it's VHS tapes.
02:25:39.000 It's video discs.
02:25:41.000 So video discs are not...
02:25:42.000 Laser discs?
02:25:42.000 No, not laser.
02:25:43.000 Late 70s.
02:25:44.000 So it's like a record.
02:25:46.000 And so it skips all over the place and you have to put RCA video disc player.
02:25:49.000 You put them in with this.
02:25:50.000 It's a square.
02:25:51.000 You pull the square out and it leaves the disc in there that's plastic.
02:25:54.000 You get to about 35 minutes.
02:25:56.000 You got to put it in again, pull it out, turn it around.
02:25:58.000 Put it back in again.
02:25:59.000 So it's a precursor to Laserdisc.
02:26:01.000 Wow, I wasn't even aware that existed.
02:26:03.000 Oh yeah.
02:26:04.000 That's in the 70s?
02:26:05.000 Late, like 79 or something like that.
02:26:06.000 People can fact check it and I won't look at the comments.
02:26:09.000 There it is.
02:26:10.000 Video dip.
02:26:10.000 There it is.
02:26:11.000 And look at that.
02:26:12.000 Yep, that's the one.
02:26:13.000 RCA SpectraVision.
02:26:15.000 That's the one we had growing up.
02:26:16.000 Look at that thing.
02:26:17.000 Wow.
02:26:17.000 Wow.
02:26:17.000 Look at that thing.
02:26:18.000 I love how they use fake wood with those.
02:26:20.000 Fantastic.
02:26:21.000 Wood paneling.
02:26:21.000 Yeah, exactly.
02:26:22.000 It is so amazing.
02:26:23.000 Why is like wood paneling?
02:26:24.000 Like Atari, too.
02:26:25.000 Or just like a Wagoneer or like a vacation.
02:26:29.000 You know, they had the wood paneling down the side of their car.
02:26:32.000 But yes.
02:26:33.000 Look at Tom Cruise.
02:26:35.000 So I'm going back.
02:26:36.000 So my time machine is one of these.
02:26:39.000 It's VHS or VCR, VHS tapes.
02:26:42.000 And an Atari 2600. And I'm going to track down the first Nintendo.
02:26:46.000 And I'm just going to have those in there, and I walk in, and now I'm back in 1985. And that's my time machine.
02:26:52.000 Better leave your phone outside.
02:26:53.000 Exactly.
02:26:54.000 Yeah, no phones.
02:26:55.000 No phones in that thing right there.
02:26:57.000 So yeah, the phone thing.
02:26:58.000 And what I'm going to do with my phone, with the one that I have now, is plug it in and treat it like it's a cord.
02:27:03.000 So treat it like it is attached to the wall, like it would have been back in the 80s.
02:27:07.000 And so I have to go up there to a room.
02:27:10.000 Not the time machine, but another room.
02:27:12.000 Where I have to pick it up right there.
02:27:13.000 And it's just attached with the cable to the charger.
02:27:15.000 But I'm going to pretend that that is a cord to the wall.
02:27:18.000 And so if I want to check those messages, then I have to go up there.
02:27:21.000 That's my plan.
02:27:22.000 That's my plan.
02:27:23.000 And then the other phone, that will be the one that's on me that just a few people have.
02:27:28.000 That sort of thing.
02:27:29.000 Because it's gotten a little crazy.
02:27:30.000 But I feel so fortunate.
02:27:31.000 At the same time, you feel so fortunate.
02:27:32.000 Of course.
02:27:33.000 You're way better off being busy than wishing you were busy.
02:27:37.000 Yeah, you're way better off.
02:27:39.000 I think the you not being able to work out thing scares me, because for me, I need it for mental health.
02:27:45.000 I have to.
02:27:46.000 I have to do some sort of physical exercise to sort of wring out the tension and anxiety in my body, and if I don't do that, I'd go crazy.
02:27:53.000 I should.
02:27:54.000 I should be doing that, and I know I should be doing that, but...
02:27:56.000 Right now, it's shot out of that cannon every morning.
02:27:59.000 And when it's quiet, it's when everybody's in bed.
02:28:01.000 Maybe you can just enforce a certain number of calisthenics you have to do every day.
02:28:04.000 I started just getting out of bed and doing some push-ups and sit-ups and stuff like that.
02:28:07.000 And I did that for like two weeks.
02:28:09.000 No.
02:28:11.000 And then it just went by the wayside for whatever reason.
02:28:13.000 But again, you're so fortunate that you're in this position that you have all this stuff going on that's like the dream.
02:28:20.000 The dream was...
02:28:21.000 I mean, you're living the fucking American dream.
02:28:24.000 You really did it.
02:28:25.000 You really did it.
02:28:26.000 And it's actually happening.
02:28:27.000 Yeah.
02:28:27.000 And as are you.
02:28:28.000 I mean, you're an inspiration for a ton of people.
02:28:30.000 You'll never even know how many people.
02:28:31.000 It's impossible to quantify with how many people listen to this and see you and see what you've created and what you've done and what you've built.
02:28:37.000 And that's on a scale that's not close to what I'm doing.
02:28:41.000 But I've been busy every single second of my life, just like you.
02:28:44.000 And I didn't even look at it as building, just like you.
02:28:47.000 You're just doing.
02:28:48.000 Yeah, just doing.
02:28:49.000 And if you recognize that you just have this one shot at it, why not go all in?
02:28:54.000 Why not go all in?
02:28:56.000 Yeah, it's just, you don't get a lot of opportunities.
02:28:59.000 And the people that don't go all in, I think they're always going to have some sort of a regret.
02:29:03.000 Yeah.
02:29:04.000 I think, I mean, but everybody's different.
02:29:06.000 I mean, there's a lot of people out there that, like, have that opportunity, like, you know, I'd rather live a simple life.
02:29:10.000 Yeah, and that's great, too.
02:29:11.000 That's great, too.
02:29:12.000 If that's your thing.
02:29:12.000 You know, everybody has it.
02:29:14.000 That's what's great about America is you get to choose.
02:29:16.000 Yeah.
02:29:16.000 Where most everywhere else in the world, you don't.
02:29:18.000 Right.
02:29:18.000 So I think a lot of people forget that here, that no matter where you come from, no matter where you start, It's up to you.
02:29:24.000 You have opportunity here.
02:29:25.000 You're not forced into doing what your father did or whatever else.
02:29:29.000 You're not forced into that because of tradition and socioeconomic status and the country that doesn't give you these opportunities.
02:29:35.000 But we have that here.
02:29:36.000 So once you recognize that and then realize that you've got this one shot, like, You won the lottery being born here.
02:29:44.000 I feel like I won the lottery being born here, not having my buddy give the book to Chris Pratt or having somebody give the book to Simon& Schuster or whatever it was.
02:29:51.000 Being born here is winning that lottery.
02:29:53.000 And I've always felt that way.
02:29:55.000 That's true.
02:29:56.000 That's 100% true.
02:29:58.000 People like to compare themselves to other people like, oh, they have more opportunities, they were set up better, they this, they that.
02:30:04.000 But you, if you're listening to this, you live in a rare time.
02:30:08.000 This is a rare time and you're in an amazing place.
02:30:11.000 If you're in America in particular, but even if you're in other parts of the world, I mean, this is a great place to be alive.
02:30:18.000 Yeah, a lot of people want to come here for that.
02:30:19.000 Just for that, because they don't have it where they are.
02:30:21.000 So they do everything they possibly can sacrifice everything to come here.
02:30:24.000 So they have that opportunity that we're lucky enough to be born with.
02:30:27.000 I think about that when I see the border crisis.
02:30:29.000 When I see the border crisis, I'm like, listen, if I was in Guatemala, I'd be doing the same shit.
02:30:34.000 I'd be sneaking across that border just like everybody else.
02:30:37.000 I guess it's not even sneaking anymore.
02:30:38.000 Just walking.
02:30:39.000 Seems like just walking and they give you a free phone.
02:30:41.000 Yeah.
02:30:41.000 A buddy of mine from the Border Patrol texted me the other day.
02:30:44.000 I sent him one of the books.
02:30:45.000 I sent him one of these, actually, in this case right here.
02:30:47.000 And he's a Border Patrol agent down there.
02:30:49.000 And I sent it to him, and he got home from work, and he took a picture of it.
02:30:52.000 And he said, man, he texted me.
02:30:53.000 He's like, man, this was a rough day, and this made my day getting this, that you still remember me from these, you know, whatever.
02:31:00.000 But he said today was horrible.
02:31:02.000 And it was right, the Title 42 thing just a few days ago.
02:31:06.000 And he talked about people coming across and getting 1,500 bucks, I think it was, and off they go and how they're forced to release and do all these things.
02:31:14.000 And their job is to protect, yet they have to let through.
02:31:17.000 And they don't know who they're letting through.
02:31:19.000 Yeah, it's not a perfect screening process.
02:31:21.000 So you're this person that's supposed to protect.
02:31:23.000 You're supposed to be on that border, protecting that border.
02:31:26.000 You're on that wall.
02:31:26.000 That's what you swore your oath to.
02:31:28.000 And now you're just opening these gates.
02:31:31.000 It's crazy.
02:31:31.000 He was just so demoralized.
02:31:33.000 What the fuck do you think that is?
02:31:34.000 Like, why is that happening?
02:31:35.000 Well, I mean, I think there's a voter base that a certain segment of society thinks is going to be more apt to vote for one side than the other.
02:31:41.000 But we have – I mean, when you talk about – and people like to make fun of Trump and the wall.
02:31:46.000 I mean, there are great memes out there about the wall.
02:31:48.000 And then people like to point to places in history where walls were meant to keep people in.
02:31:53.000 Well, no, the walls also work to keep people out.
02:31:57.000 And so it's just tough.
02:32:00.000 But you also, at the same time, as a compassionate person, you want to let that person in from Guatemala that worked their way all the way up here and put in that work for a new opportunity for them and their family here.
02:32:10.000 And that's going to be probably a productive citizen.
02:32:13.000 But along with that person comes other people with nefarious types of ambitions that can also work their way.
02:32:20.000 Of course.
02:32:21.000 I mean, it's extremely tough, but a country needs borders.
02:32:25.000 And this is not a country.
02:32:26.000 Yeah, I don't understand how it's this porous.
02:32:29.000 I don't understand how it's this crazy.
02:32:30.000 Because when you're watching the influx of people from...
02:32:33.000 And again, I understand why they would want to do it.
02:32:35.000 Totally.
02:32:36.000 But what a fucking terrible mismanagement.
02:32:39.000 Yeah, no, it's the compassion of the American people.
02:32:42.000 We're very compassionate, I think, overall.
02:32:44.000 And just like when you see somebody who posts a picture of a dead animal and they're so excited, they put in all this work and they got there and they took this picture and they posted it and then they get destroyed.
02:32:53.000 Online because of these comments or whatever it might be.
02:32:57.000 People that are eating a cheeseburger.
02:32:59.000 Yeah, that happens as well.
02:33:01.000 But they're doing it.
02:33:05.000 It can be twisted and it can be turned and they're putting it up there because they're feeding their family or whatever else.
02:33:11.000 All these things are very connected because you can exploit and you can twist and you can turn all of them.
02:33:16.000 You can weaponize all of it.
02:33:17.000 Internet and social media in particular makes that a lot easier.
02:33:21.000 And now these companies that own these things are not American companies.
02:33:23.000 They're global multinational corporations and they benefit.
02:33:27.000 But America gave them, in most cases, that opportunity to be so successful, to be so wildly wealthy, more wealthy than most anyone in the history of the world.
02:33:39.000 So it's a tough time.
02:33:40.000 It's a weird time.
02:34:02.000 Just figuratively.
02:34:03.000 It's just, oh my goodness, he's asking for trouble.
02:34:06.000 But what a great guy.
02:34:07.000 He was awesome.
02:34:07.000 And brought an old Civil War musket, not a musket, Civil War percussion rifle, and brought it, showed it to me at this book signing.
02:34:14.000 And what a great guy.
02:34:15.000 But, jeez, people still want to serve.
02:34:17.000 They want to stand up there as law enforcement.
02:34:19.000 Austin, I know, has an issue with that right now.
02:34:22.000 Border Patrol agents, teachers.
02:34:24.000 I mean, what a tough time to be in those positions.
02:34:26.000 I know.
02:34:26.000 And they're just not appreciated.
02:34:28.000 And our culture, for whatever reason, doesn't celebrate them like they should.
02:34:31.000 Yeah, I appreciate those guys every day, and I think about them every day, so thankful that they're out there every day, willing to do that job, willing to be teachers, willing to put themselves on the line, on the border, willing to suit up and get in that squad car and roll into the city or whatever else,
02:34:46.000 knowing that there's a whole segment of society that just wants to vilify them no matter what they do, and it's a tough position to be in.
02:34:52.000 It's very tough.
02:34:53.000 Hard, hard on morale.
02:34:55.000 Especially police officers.
02:34:57.000 Well, and teachers.
02:34:58.000 Both of them.
02:34:59.000 You're right.
02:34:59.000 Those are the two people that are most maligned.
02:35:02.000 The two groups of people.
02:35:03.000 I think you're drawn to those things for good reasons.
02:35:05.000 Right off the bat.
02:35:06.000 You want to teach kids or whatever else, and all of a sudden you find yourself embroiled in some crazy controversy, and you're like, I just want to teach kids some history or want to teach them math.
02:35:13.000 Yeah.
02:35:14.000 Or whatever it might be.
02:35:15.000 And same thing with cops.
02:35:16.000 I mean, they're getting that squad car to protect and they go out and people make a mistake and there's good people and bad people in every single institution and every single organization.
02:35:23.000 Absolutely.
02:35:23.000 It doesn't matter what it is.
02:35:24.000 But then the mistakes are vilified and then used to divide a country, not just...
02:35:29.000 Politically.
02:35:30.000 Yeah.
02:35:30.000 Yeah.
02:35:31.000 It's pretty fucked.
02:35:32.000 It's tough.
02:35:33.000 It is tough.
02:35:34.000 Yeah.
02:35:34.000 Man.
02:35:35.000 And Austin here, you guys have that going on right now, right?
02:35:38.000 Mm-hmm.
02:35:38.000 The police, there's like all sorts of stuff going on in the...
02:35:40.000 Yeah, defunding the police.
02:35:42.000 Yeah, right here.
02:35:42.000 Do you notice it since you've been here?
02:35:44.000 Yeah.
02:35:44.000 Yeah, there's definitely a decrease in police presence.
02:35:47.000 And my friends that have had issues, you know, they said the wait time is insane.
02:35:51.000 It's not good.
02:35:53.000 That's wild.
02:35:54.000 And also, how about outside where the comedy club is?
02:35:56.000 Well, we hire a lot of Austin cops for the comedy club.
02:35:59.000 I wanted to hire them to show them that we care and we respect them.
02:36:04.000 Right.
02:36:08.000 We're good to go.
02:36:23.000 It's like, I'm looking at that person.
02:36:24.000 I'm so thankful.
02:36:25.000 I'm shaking that hand.
02:36:26.000 We're getting that picture.
02:36:27.000 But also, that means I'm not paying attention to anything else.
02:36:31.000 So I'm lucky that there are a lot of cops in the audience that are looking out for me, which is very, very cool.
02:36:36.000 I mean, Salman Rushdie.
02:36:37.000 Remember Salman Rushdie in the 80s with the Satanic Versus?
02:36:39.000 He just gets attacked recently.
02:36:41.000 Yeah, last summer.
02:36:42.000 Last damn.
02:36:42.000 Stabbed in the neck and face and lost an eye.
02:36:45.000 And I'm not sure how he's doing right now.
02:36:47.000 But that's all those years later.
02:36:48.000 I know.
02:36:49.000 The enemy doesn't forget.
02:36:50.000 No.
02:36:50.000 They do not forget.
02:36:52.000 Not at all.
02:36:53.000 Well, listen, brother.
02:36:54.000 Thank you very much for all you do.
02:36:55.000 And thank you for your awesome books.
02:36:57.000 Thank you.
02:36:57.000 Only the Dead.
02:36:58.000 It's out right now.
02:36:59.000 You can get it.
02:37:00.000 Like I said, I'm in the middle of it.
02:37:01.000 And I love it.
02:37:02.000 You are awesome.
02:37:02.000 I love all your stuff.
02:37:03.000 You are awesome.
02:37:04.000 Thank you, brother.
02:37:04.000 Appreciate you very much.
02:37:05.000 Thank you for everything.
02:37:06.000 All right.
02:37:06.000 Take care.
02:37:07.000 Bye, everybody.