The Joe Rogan Experience - June 06, 2023


Joe Rogan Experience #1994 - Theo Von


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 52 minutes

Words per Minute

186.28008

Word Count

32,124

Sentence Count

3,614

Misogynist Sentences

137

Hate Speech Sentences

71


Summary

On this episode of The Joe Rogan Experience: The Podcast, the host of the popular comedy show sits down with comedian and friend of the show, Ian Katz, to talk about his recent gig at the legendary Austin venue The Green Room. They talk about what it's like to be a guest at a comedy club, the history of the place, and what it s like to go back in time to a place that has been a part of our lives for a long time. They also talk about Ian's time in prison, and how he got a standing ovation at the end of his set. They also discuss Ian's new book, The Man Who Wasn t There, which is out now and it's a must-listen book! You won't want to miss this one! Enjoy! -Joe Rogan and Friends Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Cover art by Dee McDonnell. We'd like to learn more about you, the listeners. Please take a few minutes to rate, review, and subscribe to our podcast if you enjoyed this episode and/or share it on whatever you're listening to this podcast! Subscribe, share, and spread the word to your friends and family about it! Cheers, Cheers! Timestamps: 1) 2) 3) 4) 5) 6) 7) 8) 9) 10) 11) 12) 13) 15) 16) 17) 18) 19) 20) 21) 25) 26) 27) 27 27) 28) 29) 30) 31) 34) 36) 36 36) 37) 39) 40) 45) 41) 46) 45 45) 47) 47 Theme Song 47) 48) Theme Song by Jeffree Star 49) 46) Theme Music by Ian's Song by Haley Shaw 51) Theme by SZN & 45) Theme song by Haley & Jonothan 1) 45] 6) 6 , 6) 46 5 # 1 48) 5) 5 1 5_ 6) 5_1 7) 6_ 1 6 6_ 6_ 5 7_ 6 7 8 4 9


Transcript

00:00:01.000 Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out!
00:00:04.000 The Joe Rogan Experience.
00:00:06.000 Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.
00:00:14.000 Austin, Texas.
00:00:15.000 What a pop you got last night.
00:00:18.000 That was a lot of pressure.
00:00:19.000 That was a lot of pressure.
00:00:20.000 They went crazy.
00:00:22.000 One of the nice things about these shows that we do is that no one knows who's going to be on them.
00:00:26.000 These Joe Rogan and Friends shows.
00:00:28.000 So it could be a surprise.
00:00:29.000 You were surprised last night.
00:00:31.000 Yeah.
00:00:31.000 And we got video of it.
00:00:33.000 Is it on the Mothergram Mothership Instagram?
00:00:37.000 That's actually a better name.
00:00:38.000 It should be the Mothergram.
00:00:39.000 Yeah, right?
00:00:40.000 Oh, yeah.
00:00:43.000 Look at this.
00:00:44.000 Do they have a pop?
00:00:45.000 Alright, here we go.
00:01:00.000 Bro, you got a standing O. What's up?
00:01:04.000 Crazy, dude.
00:01:05.000 You spent the first 30 seconds of your set high-fiving people.
00:01:11.000 Come on, son.
00:01:12.000 Look at this.
00:01:13.000 Look at this.
00:01:14.000 It was crazy.
00:01:15.000 Some dude threw some semen up at me, I think.
00:01:18.000 Real semen?
00:01:18.000 Like in that movie, Silence of the Lambs.
00:01:21.000 Yeah, I don't know if it was real or not.
00:01:23.000 Yeah, Migs is the guy locked in the cell.
00:01:25.000 Yeah, I batted it down.
00:01:26.000 I respected it.
00:01:29.000 Dude, that was awesome, man.
00:01:31.000 Thank you.
00:01:31.000 Congrats.
00:01:32.000 My pleasure.
00:01:33.000 Congrats, because I remember last time I was here, we went and you walked me through and you're like, this is where the light's gonna go when you go on.
00:01:40.000 You had everything to it to.
00:01:41.000 How long ago was that?
00:01:43.000 That was last July.
00:01:45.000 Okay.
00:01:46.000 So last July, there was...
00:01:49.000 We hadn't even raised the floors yet, right?
00:01:52.000 Y'all were just talking about it.
00:01:53.000 Yeah, that was before we lowered the ceiling and raised the floors.
00:01:58.000 So you got in when it looked like a movie theater.
00:02:01.000 It still looked like the old movie theater, right?
00:02:03.000 Yeah, I think you were just talking about adjusting the floor heights and doing something like that.
00:02:07.000 Yeah, dude.
00:02:08.000 I mean, that was crazy.
00:02:10.000 That was a highlight of my life, I think.
00:02:16.000 I think so, too.
00:02:17.000 Because you get to be a surprise.
00:02:19.000 Like, there's not as much surprises anymore in the world, you know?
00:02:22.000 It's true.
00:02:23.000 So to have a moment where you're like part of a surprise, I think, felt really good.
00:02:27.000 Yeah, that's what it looked like.
00:02:29.000 Yeah.
00:02:29.000 So when you were there, it was all rough and everything was, you know, just beginning.
00:02:36.000 So you were there in the early days.
00:02:38.000 It's weird to be in there now because, I mean, I don't want to sound crazy, but I feel like that place has always been there.
00:02:47.000 It's weird.
00:02:48.000 Like the club has always been there?
00:02:49.000 Yeah, the club.
00:02:50.000 It's like it was waiting for us.
00:02:53.000 Like a Stephen King book.
00:02:55.000 For real.
00:02:57.000 I've never been in a building that felt more like it was conscious.
00:03:01.000 The place feels conscious.
00:03:05.000 My daughter's into ghosts and shit, and she has this thing that she puts on, this headphone that's connected to some box, and someone will ask questions, and the box will pick up random signals,
00:03:22.000 and you're blindfolded and you listen to this.
00:03:24.000 And so they do this to test places for ghosts, and she says that place is haunted.
00:03:30.000 She said the club is?
00:03:31.000 Yeah.
00:03:32.000 Oh, I believe that.
00:03:33.000 I could see it being haunted probably.
00:03:34.000 She's also 12. Well, I'm older than her, but I would agree with her probably.
00:03:40.000 I mean, I could see there being...
00:03:41.000 I will say this.
00:03:42.000 It felt like there was some kind of...
00:03:44.000 It felt...
00:03:47.000 I can understand when you say like this feels like it should have been there over time in history.
00:03:51.000 Like it's already like was just supposed to land there.
00:03:54.000 You know?
00:03:55.000 That's what it feels like.
00:03:56.000 It really does.
00:03:58.000 It was cool, man.
00:03:59.000 I walked into the green.
00:04:00.000 It was just crazy.
00:04:01.000 There's like that big snake.
00:04:03.000 There's like a snake in the table.
00:04:05.000 Yeah.
00:04:05.000 And then they had Ron White is sitting there.
00:04:08.000 You know?
00:04:09.000 And then Tom Segura was in there.
00:04:14.000 Dave Attell was in there.
00:04:15.000 Louie Katz.
00:04:17.000 Crazy.
00:04:18.000 Ian...
00:04:18.000 I don't know Ian's last name, but...
00:04:21.000 Yeah, dude, it was awesome, man.
00:04:23.000 And just to see it come to fruition, I think that's the thing that was really exciting.
00:04:27.000 It was like, wow, if somebody thinks about something and they're really focused on it, that they can make something real.
00:04:34.000 You can actually make something happen.
00:04:35.000 Yeah.
00:04:36.000 And I've never done that before.
00:04:37.000 This is the first time I've ever done that.
00:04:41.000 Yeah, I think it was inspiring, probably in ways I don't even realize.
00:04:44.000 Because sometimes you get inspired and then it just hits you later, you know?
00:04:47.000 But it was awesome, man.
00:04:48.000 Thank you.
00:04:49.000 It was cool.
00:04:49.000 My pleasure.
00:04:50.000 Yeah, you did.
00:04:51.000 I mean, yeah, you guys are making it happen.
00:04:53.000 Yeah, it's crazy.
00:04:55.000 It is.
00:04:55.000 Yeah, but, you know.
00:04:58.000 I always kind of knew you could do something like that, but doing it, actually doing it and actually watching it take place.
00:05:04.000 And doing it like relatively low stress.
00:05:07.000 It was relatively low stress.
00:05:10.000 Except for a few issues that you have to deal with at the club.
00:05:14.000 It's not a big deal.
00:05:17.000 Yeah.
00:05:17.000 You know?
00:05:18.000 And y'all don't have food, right?
00:05:20.000 Yeah, that's a big one.
00:05:21.000 Fuck food.
00:05:22.000 Yeah, all the condiments and all of that just stains everything and gets on everything, I feel like.
00:05:28.000 Not only that, you get roaches and all kinds of other shit.
00:05:31.000 Roaches love ketchup, I bet.
00:05:33.000 Do they?
00:05:33.000 Everybody loves ketchup.
00:05:35.000 I like ketchup on hot dogs.
00:05:37.000 Oh, dude, I bet if you could really get it out of a roach, if you fucking tickled him hard enough, he'd tell you he liked it.
00:05:43.000 I like relish!
00:05:44.000 Relish is my favorite.
00:05:46.000 Yeah, but we got food next door on both sides of us.
00:05:49.000 Yeah, they got everything.
00:05:50.000 Shitty Mexican food and shitty pizza.
00:05:52.000 Yeah.
00:05:53.000 Just what comics deserve, too.
00:05:56.000 We got some good pizza last night, though.
00:05:58.000 I'm not eating it, but Attell got something from some high-end pizza place.
00:06:04.000 Hoboken something pizza something.
00:06:06.000 He's the funniest man.
00:06:07.000 Yeah, they had...
00:06:09.000 A lot of ghost stuff.
00:06:11.000 I grew up in Louisiana, right?
00:06:13.000 And so ghosts and stuff was a big part of the history, especially in the South.
00:06:22.000 What do you think a ghost is?
00:06:24.000 A ghost?
00:06:26.000 Probably just some busybody that just didn't get all their stuff done.
00:06:30.000 Ooh, they were lazy when they were alive, so they'd hang around after life.
00:06:34.000 You know what it's like?
00:06:35.000 It's like those dudes who would hang around the high school after they already graduated.
00:06:39.000 Like, what are you doing, loser?
00:06:43.000 Yeah, look at this ghost over here.
00:06:45.000 Yeah, look at this ghost.
00:06:46.000 Oh, they had a dude who would bring, like, who was always dating, like, an underage chick, and he'd come and, like, hand the McDonald's over the fence at our school.
00:06:55.000 Oh, God.
00:06:56.000 How old was he?
00:06:57.000 Oh, everybody thought he was damn Prince Charles.
00:06:59.000 Everybody thought he was, like, the luckiest guy in the world.
00:07:02.000 But, yeah, he was older.
00:07:03.000 He just, like, was an adult.
00:07:05.000 Like a 20-year-old adult or, like, a 30-year-old adult?
00:07:09.000 It gets exponentially creepier.
00:07:12.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:07:12.000 If you just graduated and you're 18 and your girlfriend is 17, that shit is completely normal.
00:07:19.000 But if you're 19 and she's 17, people start to look a little sideways.
00:07:24.000 That extra 12 months makes a big difference.
00:07:26.000 If you're 20, And she's 17. People will get very upset with you.
00:07:32.000 Even in places where it's legal.
00:07:33.000 Where it is legal in a few places, which is kind of weird.
00:07:36.000 Yeah.
00:07:36.000 And if you are 35 and she's 17, you can't be a comedian anymore.
00:07:41.000 I'll tell you that.
00:07:42.000 Are you sure?
00:07:43.000 I don't know.
00:07:46.000 I don't know.
00:07:47.000 Who knows?
00:07:47.000 I don't know.
00:07:50.000 But it's weird, like, what's legal versus what's okay.
00:07:54.000 Like, it really depends on men, right?
00:07:57.000 Because with men, like, if a 17-year-old boy, if some 40-year-old lady fucks a 17-year-old boy, I'm like, alright, dude, how was it?
00:08:06.000 Is she crazy?
00:08:07.000 What's going on?
00:08:09.000 If she's hot and he's not coerced and drugged, who cares?
00:08:13.000 But if a 40-year-old man is banging a 17-year-old girl, I get very upset.
00:08:19.000 Yep.
00:08:19.000 Isn't that interesting?
00:08:20.000 Mm-hmm.
00:08:21.000 It's a very different standard for men and women.
00:08:23.000 Well, now I think a lot of women can be like...
00:08:27.000 They can manipulate men, too.
00:08:31.000 Of course they can.
00:08:32.000 They've always been able to do that.
00:08:33.000 Right, but that never really kind of gets brought into context.
00:08:35.000 Like, a lot of older teacher women...
00:08:39.000 They can manipulate a young fella.
00:08:41.000 Oh, they're getting busted all the time.
00:08:42.000 They're always getting busted.
00:08:44.000 But they get this.
00:08:45.000 They get, don't do that again.
00:08:46.000 Hey, stop blowing kids.
00:08:49.000 That's what they get.
00:08:49.000 They get a little slap on the wrist.
00:08:51.000 They don't go to jail.
00:08:53.000 Do they go to jail for blowing kids?
00:08:55.000 No.
00:08:56.000 You think they don't?
00:08:57.000 No, I think they have a little fucking trial and everything.
00:09:00.000 And they go, hey, get out of here.
00:09:02.000 Just go.
00:09:04.000 Crazy dick sucker.
00:09:06.000 Yeah, we're gonna get you an Uber.
00:09:07.000 You need to go home.
00:09:08.000 Unless she's trying to get the 17-year-old to impregnate her.
00:09:13.000 Then you need to go to jail, you freaky bitch.
00:09:16.000 Yeah, I think I'm- Ruined some 17-year-old's life.
00:09:18.000 With a kid, yeah.
00:09:19.000 Well, not just a kid, a kid with you.
00:09:22.000 You know, he doesn't know what's going on.
00:09:23.000 He's just trying to bust a nut.
00:09:25.000 Then all of a sudden he has the responsibility of raising a child and you're making him get a job and he's gonna fucking pay bills.
00:09:31.000 What about his future?
00:09:32.000 He's gonna fail science, I know that.
00:09:34.000 Why?
00:09:35.000 Just because he's not going to be able to do it all.
00:09:36.000 He's not going to be able to have the job and get to school and do it all and take care of the kid.
00:09:41.000 I don't think a child, you know...
00:09:42.000 Well, good news is it takes nine months for the kid to come out.
00:09:45.000 So you have nine months of prep time where you get your shit together.
00:09:49.000 Do a lot of men, you think, use that time to really grow up when that's that?
00:09:53.000 You think that's why God made it that long of a time period?
00:09:56.000 I do not think God had men in mind when he was doing that.
00:09:59.000 No.
00:10:00.000 If there is a god, I think they just wanted to make sure that the baby's a complicated organism.
00:10:08.000 Very complicated.
00:10:09.000 More complicated than any other child of any other animal that's ever been born.
00:10:12.000 Human babies are the weirdest.
00:10:14.000 Really?
00:10:14.000 Yeah, that's why they come out so vulnerable.
00:10:16.000 Every other animal comes out and they can move around.
00:10:18.000 For the most part.
00:10:19.000 Although I did see a deer just a couple of days ago on my street.
00:10:23.000 I was going for a walk and the mama deer bounced off a little and I saw this little tiny baby deer squatted down and laid down in the grass.
00:10:33.000 Because that's what they do when they're really, really young.
00:10:35.000 Because they can't run away from anything.
00:10:37.000 So their best strategy is to kind of blend in and hide.
00:10:40.000 That's why they have those white dots all over their body.
00:10:42.000 The white dots, like say if they're in grass, the white dots obscure their shape.
00:10:48.000 So predators might not see.
00:10:50.000 And I think there's something about their smell.
00:10:52.000 Google that.
00:10:54.000 We finally have internet again.
00:10:55.000 Google what is the smell of newborn fawns.
00:11:01.000 Because I think there's like some strategy that nature has with their smell.
00:11:07.000 Mmm.
00:11:08.000 Yeah, the baby deer has no scent.
00:11:11.000 So predators that may depend on their sense of smell have difficulty finding the young deer.
00:11:15.000 The mother, always close at hand, tends to circle back towards where her baby lies to get the attention of the predator.
00:11:20.000 Yeah, that's what they did with us.
00:11:22.000 They're like that...
00:11:23.000 Oh, it's false.
00:11:25.000 It says it's false.
00:11:26.000 Oh, this one's...
00:11:27.000 Where the fuck is the first one from?
00:11:29.000 The Henderson State University.
00:11:30.000 What a shit fucking university.
00:11:32.000 No, go to the top.
00:11:33.000 Is that where it's from?
00:11:35.000 What a fucking...
00:11:36.000 Hey, I got my fucking degree from Henderson.
00:11:39.000 Dan Henderson.
00:11:40.000 He's the principal.
00:11:43.000 I asked him what baby deer smell like.
00:11:45.000 He goes, what are you, a fucking douchebag smelling deers?
00:11:49.000 This is false.
00:11:50.000 Oh, a fucking pop-up for a fucking outdoor tactical backpack.
00:11:54.000 This is false.
00:11:55.000 Their unique scent is how their mothers identify them.
00:11:57.000 In fact, they urinate on their tarsal glands daily, even when just a few days old.
00:12:03.000 Oh, they're freaks, man.
00:12:04.000 They're pissing on themselves, going crazy.
00:12:06.000 Elk piss on themselves when they're horny.
00:12:09.000 Really?
00:12:10.000 Yeah, the dick is hard, and the dick flops up and down when they scream.
00:12:13.000 They go...
00:12:16.000 They're dick flops and they start pissing all over themselves.
00:12:19.000 They piss all over themselves.
00:12:21.000 I've never been that.
00:12:22.000 Look at this guy.
00:12:23.000 I've never been that horny.
00:12:24.000 This dude's horny as fuck.
00:12:26.000 And he's a young fella.
00:12:27.000 That's not a big elk.
00:12:28.000 Even though they're big, because they're all big.
00:12:30.000 But that is like a...
00:12:33.000 A smaller elk.
00:12:35.000 That's like a 300-inch elk.
00:12:37.000 If I had to guess.
00:12:38.000 Cam Haynes might correct me.
00:12:39.000 Look at his dick, though.
00:12:40.000 He's got a dick.
00:12:41.000 Yeah, fucking.
00:12:42.000 Scratching on the ground.
00:12:43.000 And he's trying to get his scent everywhere.
00:12:45.000 He's got that limb on him, huh?
00:12:47.000 Mm-hmm.
00:12:47.000 Look, he's got his dicks flopping around.
00:12:49.000 See, he's pissing all over himself.
00:12:51.000 And then he's laying around.
00:12:52.000 He's like, oh, they want to fuck so bad.
00:12:54.000 That's Joe's juice right there.
00:12:55.000 That thing is serving, huh?
00:12:57.000 You know what's crazy about them?
00:12:58.000 They're only horny like that for like a month.
00:13:01.000 Yeah, thank God, dude.
00:13:02.000 They would ruin a schoolyard.
00:13:04.000 Oh, they do ruin schoolyards.
00:13:05.000 If they ran onto a schoolyard.
00:13:06.000 If they're horny and people get stupid, oh, take a selfie.
00:13:11.000 They get fucking speared.
00:13:12.000 Like a 700-pound super athlete.
00:13:16.000 I would hate having that much wiener, I feel like.
00:13:19.000 Really?
00:13:20.000 You don't know until you have it.
00:13:21.000 You just have to find the right gals.
00:13:23.000 No, I don't think so.
00:13:24.000 You think so?
00:13:25.000 I think so.
00:13:26.000 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:28.000 Don't show me this.
00:13:29.000 Don't show me this.
00:13:31.000 I think this one was okay.
00:13:32.000 This actually wasn't the one I was looking for.
00:13:34.000 Oh, you crazy bitch.
00:13:35.000 Get the fuck away from that thing.
00:13:37.000 Jesus Christ.
00:13:38.000 The bison kind of attacked, but it didn't keep attacking.
00:13:41.000 Why are people so goddamn stupid for the gram?
00:13:45.000 You know how many people have died taking selfies?
00:13:48.000 I saw this video the other day on Instagram of this lady who died taking a selfie on the side of a cliff.
00:13:54.000 And can you imagine, too, because you know what's going on.
00:13:57.000 There's a moment where you realize, oh, I'm taking a selfie and I'm going to die.
00:14:01.000 No, I don't think they realize it until it's too late.
00:14:04.000 See, she was posing for a picture here and the bison sort of just said, get the fuck away from me.
00:14:10.000 Yeah, he just gave her a little of that.
00:14:11.000 Like, get the fuck away.
00:14:13.000 Look at her.
00:14:15.000 She's so uncoordinated.
00:14:16.000 With her stupid backpack filled with fucking Capri Suns.
00:14:20.000 It's falling down.
00:14:24.000 Fucking potato chips in her backpack and shit.
00:14:28.000 Oh, dude.
00:14:28.000 I saw a monkey and a young black woman fight over a bag of chips.
00:14:32.000 There's a bunch of those if you look up.
00:14:33.000 Monkeys will steal your shit.
00:14:34.000 Cambodia, yeah.
00:14:35.000 They don't care.
00:14:36.000 They will steal your shit.
00:14:37.000 They run up on your table and steal your food right off your plate.
00:14:39.000 Fuck you.
00:14:40.000 Yeah.
00:14:40.000 Fuck you.
00:14:41.000 Give me that sandwich.
00:14:42.000 And they just run off with it.
00:14:44.000 They don't care, man.
00:14:45.000 They don't care.
00:14:46.000 Did you hear about, was it India where the monkeys started jacking puppies?
00:14:51.000 In India, a dog killed a monkey, so these monkeys went on a rampage and started chucking puppies off roofs.
00:14:58.000 They would carry puppies to the top of roofs and were like, right!
00:15:01.000 Fucking chuck them off the roofs.
00:15:04.000 Like a Maltese.
00:15:05.000 Yeah, monkeys blamed for hundreds of puppy deaths captured in India.
00:15:10.000 So they'd bring them up to the top of a fucking building and throw them.
00:15:14.000 Villagers claim animals were carrying out revenge killings after dogs killed an infant monkey.
00:15:19.000 Speaking of which, have you seen what's going on with orcas?
00:15:23.000 Uh-uh.
00:15:23.000 So a female orca, the matriarch, the head of this female orca pack.
00:15:29.000 Uh-huh.
00:15:30.000 The head of this orca pack.
00:15:31.000 When you say orcas, what are you talking about?
00:15:32.000 Killer whales.
00:15:33.000 Oh, damn.
00:15:34.000 All right.
00:15:34.000 That's an orca.
00:15:35.000 Oh, God.
00:15:36.000 So they started sinking boats.
00:15:39.000 Oh.
00:15:39.000 And they're teaching each other how to sink boats.
00:15:41.000 Apparently this boat fucked up one of these orcs.
00:15:44.000 Because sometimes what happens is something will go wrong and a propeller will hit.
00:15:49.000 They've happened all the time with sharks.
00:15:51.000 It's happened with whales.
00:15:53.000 Propellers will fuck up a dolphin.
00:15:56.000 Oh, yeah.
00:15:56.000 My friend Dave got pushed off a boat and he got hit by it.
00:16:00.000 We went over him.
00:16:01.000 He got pushed off the front.
00:16:02.000 Oh, jeez.
00:16:03.000 And it fucking hit him.
00:16:05.000 I'm not sure.
00:16:06.000 He wasn't that great to start off with, but it didn't help him.
00:16:09.000 But I don't think it harmed him much.
00:16:11.000 It helps some people.
00:16:12.000 Some people get whacked and it helps them.
00:16:15.000 Kenison and Roseanne are my two favorite examples.
00:16:17.000 They both get hit by cars.
00:16:21.000 Wildest people I know.
00:16:22.000 Well, I don't know Kenison, but I know Roseanne real well.
00:16:25.000 She got hit by a fucking car when she was 15. Bad.
00:16:29.000 She was in a mental institution for nine months afterwards.
00:16:31.000 She was a straight-A student.
00:16:33.000 She couldn't count afterwards.
00:16:35.000 She couldn't do math.
00:16:35.000 Couldn't do anything.
00:16:37.000 That's unreal.
00:16:38.000 The lady, she was driving towards the sun, and the lady couldn't see.
00:16:44.000 And Roseanne walked right into the street when she was 15 and got fucking clipped.
00:16:48.000 Buy a car from back then, you know those big ol' fuckin' sleds.
00:16:53.000 Oh, this thing's minted.
00:16:54.000 Caprice or something like that, some giant fuckin'...
00:16:56.000 Those LTDs or whatever?
00:16:58.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:16:59.000 Some big-ass stupid fuckin' car just cracked her.
00:17:03.000 So this is an orca attack in Portugal.
00:17:06.000 So they started doing this.
00:17:07.000 Does it say they both suddenly, something hit us.
00:17:10.000 So this is from 2021. But what I'm talking about is very recently.
00:17:16.000 This was in the article that was explaining it.
00:17:19.000 This is just an example of it, like they caught on tape.
00:17:21.000 So it's happening quite a bit off the Iberian coast.
00:17:24.000 The Iberian orcas has taught at least nine other whales to attack and destroy rudders.
00:17:29.000 Wow, so it's like a Middle Eastern thing?
00:17:32.000 I just think it's a thing with a particular area where the orcas in that particular area have had problems with people.
00:17:38.000 I see.
00:17:39.000 And so they've decided to let them know who the fuck is the boss.
00:17:42.000 Take action.
00:17:42.000 Yeah, they're fucking up people's boats.
00:17:44.000 It's hard to tell what's happening in the video, but they explain.
00:17:46.000 Bro, I'd bring fish.
00:17:47.000 I'd be like, I'm not that dude, I'm your friend.
00:17:49.000 Here's a mackerel.
00:17:50.000 Here's a mackerel.
00:17:51.000 Here's a can of tuna.
00:17:52.000 I would bring them.
00:17:53.000 Yeah, but they might be a little upset about the can.
00:17:55.000 I'd put it on a plate.
00:17:56.000 I'd plate it for them.
00:17:57.000 I don't think they like plates either.
00:17:59.000 Oh, that's a good point.
00:18:00.000 Actual full mackerel is the way to go.
00:18:02.000 You know, tuna's just for us.
00:18:04.000 Like tuna fish in a can.
00:18:06.000 Yeah.
00:18:07.000 Isn't it weird that that one fish we decided to just fucking can up all the time?
00:18:11.000 Like turn into sandwiches, everything.
00:18:14.000 Yeah.
00:18:14.000 Like tuna salad, tuna this, tuna that.
00:18:16.000 It's all tuna.
00:18:17.000 Yeah, tuna really got the, it's gotten the brunt of it, huh?
00:18:20.000 Oh my god.
00:18:21.000 I bet other fish are like, ugh.
00:18:22.000 Thank god we're not tuna.
00:18:23.000 Yeah.
00:18:24.000 Yeah, I mean, they're like the most canned fish ever.
00:18:27.000 Yeah.
00:18:28.000 Right?
00:18:28.000 Like, what gets canned?
00:18:29.000 They can some salmon.
00:18:31.000 Yeah, but canned salmon, I think, is a little pricier, too.
00:18:34.000 Much more.
00:18:35.000 There's a really good company, I forget what the company's called, but they do wild-caught.
00:18:39.000 They all do line-caught salmon, so you get wild salmon, not raised, and then they can it.
00:18:44.000 Mmm.
00:18:45.000 So it's real good for you.
00:18:46.000 My sister used to have a bass that was in their house, and it was like, it couldn't even turn around in the tank.
00:18:53.000 Oh, that's fucked up.
00:18:54.000 I don't think it minded.
00:18:55.000 I bet it did.
00:18:57.000 I don't know.
00:18:58.000 Of course it did.
00:18:59.000 It lived there for a long time.
00:19:00.000 That's what they say to guys in solitary.
00:19:01.000 I don't think he minds.
00:19:02.000 Oh, yeah, that's true.
00:19:04.000 He's by himself in there.
00:19:05.000 Especially if it's a bass, he can't talk to him.
00:19:08.000 You know, he's probably like, get me the fuck out of here!
00:19:10.000 I want to be on a lake!
00:19:11.000 I want to be eating frogs, you cunt!
00:19:13.000 He's just watching cops out of one eye with my sister.
00:19:17.000 He's watching 90 Day Fiance.
00:19:19.000 What the fuck is wrong with people?
00:19:21.000 Keep me in this goddamn bowl.
00:19:23.000 I'm a bass.
00:19:24.000 Stupid fuck.
00:19:27.000 I used to have piranhas.
00:19:29.000 Yeah, of course you did, man.
00:19:30.000 Who doesn't think you did?
00:19:35.000 I had this one house that I lived in when I was living by myself.
00:19:39.000 There's like an indoor courtyard to this house and I literally actually consulted construction people.
00:19:47.000 I was gonna create like a miniature Jurassic Park in this courtyard.
00:19:51.000 I was gonna seal it off and put crocodile monitors in and have like a little hatch where I can release a rabbit.
00:19:58.000 And watch them kill it?
00:20:00.000 And watch them kill it, yeah.
00:20:01.000 But then I had like a come-to-Jesus moment.
00:20:03.000 Like, what the fuck is wrong with you?
00:20:04.000 Yeah.
00:20:05.000 Why do you want to do that?
00:20:06.000 Oh, I think it would be...
00:20:07.000 I would like to have a small something like that maybe in the home, you know?
00:20:12.000 I did like to have in the piranhas.
00:20:14.000 And was that where you...
00:20:15.000 And were you...
00:20:18.000 Was it like a goal of yours, do you think?
00:20:20.000 Or were you just like, okay, this is my first place.
00:20:22.000 I want to design it how I want.
00:20:24.000 Or were you just...
00:20:25.000 Because that's a big thing to think about.
00:20:27.000 It was my first getting money.
00:20:29.000 Yeah.
00:20:30.000 First thing I got with money, I got a nice car.
00:20:31.000 I'm like, ooh, got a nice car now.
00:20:33.000 And then I was like, what other shit can I have?
00:20:35.000 I didn't have any responsibilities back then.
00:20:37.000 I was 27. Free.
00:20:39.000 Yeah.
00:20:40.000 Free as a bird.
00:20:41.000 And I just was buying stupid shit.
00:20:44.000 You know, I had three pit bulls.
00:20:47.000 Dang, bro, that's sick, man.
00:20:49.000 They were great dogs, though.
00:20:51.000 Yeah.
00:20:51.000 They're the best dogs, man.
00:20:52.000 Well, I don't say that.
00:20:53.000 My dog is the best dog.
00:20:55.000 The Golden Retriever, they're the best pet ever.
00:20:59.000 They're just so full of love.
00:21:01.000 But there's something about pit bulls, man.
00:21:03.000 They're just so loyal.
00:21:05.000 They love you so much.
00:21:07.000 Really?
00:21:07.000 You think more than a different type of dog?
00:21:09.000 I don't know, man.
00:21:11.000 I don't know.
00:21:12.000 I wonder if we could tell...
00:21:14.000 I wish we could tell how much dogs love us or not, you know?
00:21:17.000 My dog is, like, so domesticated.
00:21:20.000 He's so sweet, and he's not, like, remotely threatening to anybody.
00:21:25.000 Anybody who comes over to the house, you're my best friend!
00:21:27.000 Like, if you come over to my house tonight, he'd be like, Theo!
00:21:31.000 He'd be, like, so happy.
00:21:32.000 He'd be whining and running around you in circles and stuff.
00:21:35.000 He just loves everybody.
00:21:36.000 Wow.
00:21:37.000 But pit bulls are, like...
00:21:40.000 They just have so much more tenacity.
00:21:43.000 They're so angry.
00:21:44.000 They're just so full of fucking...
00:21:47.000 And they just want to play and just want to kiss you.
00:21:50.000 They're so full of life.
00:21:51.000 Yeah, they'll fucking hug you till you're dead.
00:21:54.000 When I would come home from work, my dogs would literally just jump on me.
00:21:59.000 Just jump on me.
00:21:59.000 I would lay on the ground.
00:22:00.000 They would just swarm me and kiss me.
00:22:03.000 Yeah, they almost have ground game a little bit, huh?
00:22:05.000 They got a little ground game.
00:22:06.000 I used to teach them.
00:22:07.000 I'd get side control on them.
00:22:08.000 I'd teach them how to hip escape.
00:22:09.000 I'd be like, bro, you gotta put your paw here.
00:22:12.000 Gotta create space.
00:22:14.000 I get him in a rear naked choke.
00:22:16.000 I take his back.
00:22:18.000 He loved it.
00:22:20.000 Dude, my friend, when I was working, when I was in the busboy industry a long time ago, you know, and the first gay I ever met, the first gay dude I ever met, this dude, Billy Conforto.
00:22:33.000 How old were you?
00:22:34.000 I was probably 14, right?
00:22:36.000 That was the first gay you ever met.
00:22:38.000 Yeah, that ever met straight on.
00:22:40.000 Was he 14 too?
00:22:41.000 No, no, he was probably 30. So, and he was like the toughest gay dude, so he could like fight and he was gay.
00:22:50.000 Nobody had ever seen it.
00:22:51.000 That's scary for a homophobe.
00:22:53.000 Oh, totally.
00:22:54.000 Some dude will fuck you up and suck your dick.
00:22:56.000 Oh, that's the biggest fear.
00:22:57.000 Or make you suck his.
00:22:59.000 That's the crazy part.
00:23:00.000 With no teeth?
00:23:01.000 Yeah.
00:23:02.000 He punches all your teeth out.
00:23:03.000 Oh, that's gotta be crazy.
00:23:06.000 So that changed the game for a lot of homophos because they're like, who's this queer, you know?
00:23:11.000 And then you're like, oh, if that dude knocks me out and then makes love to me, it's going to be an 0 for 2 tonight, you know?
00:23:16.000 Yeah, that's more than two points.
00:23:19.000 That's like a 10-8 round.
00:23:23.000 But Billy had pitbulls, and he sold weed and everything, and we'd get so high, and then I would get so scared of the dogs, man, that I had to go outside a lot of times.
00:23:31.000 Because I couldn't.
00:23:32.000 He'd be a lot more comfortable around him and stuff, but I would get high.
00:23:37.000 And then I would just get scared around the dogs.
00:23:40.000 Well, it's a dog that can kill you.
00:23:42.000 That's what's crazy.
00:23:43.000 They're real sweet and everything, and if you get a good one, you train them right and raise them right.
00:23:48.000 They're so loyal and they're so affectionate, but the power that they have is so wild.
00:23:54.000 Yeah, I mean, Billy would put on like an Adidas tracksuit and make them like attack things in his yard and shit.
00:23:59.000 So he was like...
00:24:00.000 So he was training them to be like that.
00:24:02.000 He was, but he also loved them, but he like also was like from a tough area.
00:24:05.000 So, you know, there was a value in having the dogs be tough.
00:24:09.000 Yeah, there's a lot of people that have that, right?
00:24:11.000 They have dogs that are just protection around their house all the time.
00:24:14.000 If you live in a rough area, there's no better thing than dogs.
00:24:17.000 They let you know when people are there, everyone's scared of them.
00:24:20.000 It's not, you know, they'd rather break into a house that doesn't have dogs.
00:24:24.000 A lot of people, if they didn't have a dad, they would have a dog, you know?
00:24:28.000 I guess, yeah.
00:24:30.000 Yeah, if you're young, yeah, you have a few dogs.
00:24:32.000 The wife would get a dog a lot of times if they didn't have a husband, I remember.
00:24:36.000 But there was a lot of dangerous dogs in my neighborhood growing up.
00:24:38.000 The problem is when they get loose.
00:24:40.000 Oh, yeah.
00:24:41.000 When you have dangerous dogs, you don't do a good job of containing them.
00:24:45.000 I was always worried about my dog getting out.
00:24:47.000 My dog, Frank Sinatra, he was...
00:24:51.000 He was a pit bull that was bred for hog hunting in Hawaii.
00:24:56.000 They breed them different.
00:24:58.000 They actually have longer ears.
00:25:00.000 It's really interesting.
00:25:01.000 They're almost like Labrador ears.
00:25:02.000 Because the whole idea is that they're picking up scent.
00:25:05.000 You know, dogs pick up scent with their ears.
00:25:07.000 That's why bloodhounds have those crazy long ears.
00:25:10.000 Really?
00:25:11.000 Uh-huh.
00:25:11.000 As they're running, it's like, you know how you fart and you waft up the smell?
00:25:15.000 Like, ooh, what is that?
00:25:16.000 Jesus Christ.
00:25:17.000 Yeah.
00:25:36.000 And he would, oh, like dogs would come, like dogs that were loose, would come to the fence and fuck with him.
00:25:42.000 And he would go crazy.
00:25:43.000 He just couldn't get to them and they would be fucking with him.
00:25:47.000 And one dog pissed on his fence, like just lifted his leg off.
00:25:51.000 A Labrador came by, pissed on his fence.
00:25:53.000 And so he started slamming his head into the metal bars.
00:25:58.000 Like his wrought iron metal bars.
00:26:00.000 And he slams his head into the bar.
00:26:02.000 And he's like mostly head, right?
00:26:04.000 Pitbulls are like 50% head.
00:26:06.000 And he's just like fucking...
00:26:11.000 He gets his fucking head through and I hear all this noise and I'm alone in the house and then I hear I hear this noise and I look out the window and I see Frank with his head like wedged between the bars and I see this dog right outside the gate that was pissing and I was like oh my god he's gonna get out and so I run up to the up to the fence and I get to him right when his ass pops through the he bent the bars he got out and And so it's me running down the street in my socks,
00:26:43.000 chasing this dog.
00:26:44.000 Fucking Andy Dufranc, baby.
00:26:46.000 He plowed this dog right into a pile of trash cans, right in my neighbor's trash cans, and I got a hold of his collar right before it got ugly.
00:26:53.000 I'm like, motherfucker.
00:26:55.000 So then I had to have another bar welded all around the perimeter of my fence to keep him from separating the bars.
00:27:03.000 So this Israeli dude came over here.
00:27:06.000 And he was the welder guy, the fence guy.
00:27:08.000 And he's like, what happened to your fence?
00:27:11.000 And I said, the dog did it.
00:27:13.000 He goes, this fucking fence?
00:27:15.000 This dog bent this fucking fence with his head?
00:27:18.000 I go, yeah, the dog peed out there.
00:27:20.000 He goes, bro.
00:27:21.000 I go, yeah, that's a crazy dog.
00:27:24.000 It's a different kind of dog.
00:27:26.000 Oh, that's Mike Perry, dude.
00:27:27.000 It's a different kind of dog.
00:27:29.000 Different kind of dog.
00:27:30.000 They don't care about pain.
00:27:32.000 Pain doesn't mean a fucking thing to them.
00:27:34.000 They just want to get you.
00:27:36.000 They just want to get out.
00:27:38.000 I think the dog was being friendly.
00:27:41.000 He'd be like, oh, smell my pee.
00:27:44.000 You know, he's a Labrador.
00:27:45.000 Right, he's just like goofing around.
00:27:46.000 I'm like, I'll piss over here.
00:27:47.000 He thought he was in a frat.
00:27:49.000 He's like, oh, I'm gonna see you again.
00:27:50.000 Probably didn't even know what a pit bull was.
00:27:51.000 Yeah.
00:27:52.000 This dog's a lot louder than me.
00:27:55.000 What's going on over here?
00:27:57.000 Oh God, that dog has a chain.
00:28:00.000 I had this one neighbor that had a dog that he never trained.
00:28:03.000 I mean, at all.
00:28:05.000 It was basically a wild dog that he fed.
00:28:07.000 It was a boxer.
00:28:08.000 And this dog wouldn't listen to anybody.
00:28:10.000 When they leave him in the house, like if they left the screen, so like they left the door open the screen, the dog would just fly through the screen, just burst through the screen and go out.
00:28:19.000 And then he'd come home when he was ready.
00:28:21.000 And the dog, he just had his own plan or whatever?
00:28:24.000 They were just idiots.
00:28:25.000 They were really frustrated.
00:28:27.000 Oh, look at this dog.
00:28:28.000 Is that a pit bull too?
00:28:29.000 Yeah.
00:28:30.000 Look at him.
00:28:31.000 That's what he did.
00:28:31.000 That's what my dog did.
00:28:32.000 Oh, yeah.
00:28:33.000 He'd bend the bars, man.
00:28:36.000 Yeah, they're a different kind of animal.
00:28:38.000 You gotta really make sure that your perimeter is secure with a dog like that.
00:28:45.000 But this dog was not a dangerous dog, it was just a little boxer.
00:28:48.000 I think I just got so nervous, I think just like, I would be so nervous around them, you know?
00:28:55.000 But you should be if they're not trained well.
00:28:57.000 And we didn't grow up around any dogs.
00:28:59.000 Except for dogs that were in our neighborhood.
00:29:02.000 And they were more violent animals.
00:29:04.000 We didn't have any dogs in our home or any experience around dogs.
00:29:08.000 I remember the first time I ever even met an indoor dog.
00:29:13.000 I didn't know a dog could even be indoors, right?
00:29:16.000 And I was at my buddy Scott's house and They had a golden retriever.
00:29:22.000 And this bitch came around the corner, dude, and I was like, who in the fuck is that?
00:29:26.000 I mean, it was like the most beautiful thing.
00:29:28.000 I mean, it was just like fluffy and gorgeous.
00:29:32.000 Fucking long blonde hair.
00:29:34.000 It was like Suzanne Somers, dude, just coming.
00:29:37.000 And I was like, damn, that thing is fucking fine, you know?
00:29:40.000 Suzanne Somers.
00:29:41.000 I just never seen a dog look like they had gotten a good night's sleep, you know?
00:29:45.000 Remember Suzanne Somers with the Thighmaster?
00:29:48.000 All she had was this spring to just tighten up your pussy muscle, because that's what you're doing.
00:29:54.000 It's not squatting for your butt.
00:29:56.000 It's not lunges.
00:29:58.000 You're just tightening up them pussy muscles.
00:30:00.000 Oh, dude.
00:30:01.000 Squeeze that dick.
00:30:01.000 Squeeze that dick.
00:30:02.000 Squeeze that dick.
00:30:03.000 That thing's going to gleek by the time you get done with it, dude.
00:30:06.000 See if you can find the ad for the Thighmaster.
00:30:09.000 A lot of ladies bought that, too, because they wanted to look like Suzanne Somers.
00:30:12.000 Look, it's just a spring.
00:30:15.000 She's still looking good.
00:30:16.000 She's like a thousand years old.
00:30:18.000 Oh, yeah.
00:30:19.000 She still looks really good in my head.
00:30:21.000 One of the biggest blunders in all of television, though.
00:30:23.000 Her and Three's Company.
00:30:25.000 Three's Company.
00:30:26.000 That was a great show.
00:30:27.000 What happened to it?
00:30:28.000 Crazy negotiations.
00:30:29.000 She wanted more money.
00:30:30.000 She was demanding more money because she had become a giant star.
00:30:33.000 And so they basically relegated her to...
00:30:37.000 She wasn't even on the show anymore.
00:30:39.000 There was one episode where she made a phone call and she called them.
00:30:44.000 She was on vacation.
00:30:45.000 That was her in the episode.
00:30:46.000 Her in some totally different location calling them on the phone.
00:30:50.000 Wow.
00:30:51.000 And then they eventually replaced her.
00:30:52.000 Yeah, I remember they got a new woman.
00:30:54.000 I think it was like...
00:30:56.000 She got an aggressive agent.
00:30:57.000 It might have been a husband, one of those deals.
00:30:59.000 I was like, I got this.
00:31:01.000 I'm gonna fucking...
00:31:02.000 You deserve more money.
00:31:04.000 It's just like what happened with Call Her Daddy.
00:31:07.000 That's a similar situation.
00:31:09.000 You know the Call Her Daddy podcast?
00:31:10.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:31:11.000 Alex...
00:31:12.000 What's her name?
00:31:13.000 No.
00:31:15.000 Alex Cooper, yeah.
00:31:16.000 She had a co-host.
00:31:18.000 Right.
00:31:19.000 And the co-host had a boyfriend who was an agent.
00:31:21.000 Something Franklin.
00:31:22.000 Sophia Franklin?
00:31:23.000 Is that it?
00:31:24.000 You got it.
00:31:25.000 And then Portnoy told us the whole story.
00:31:27.000 Oh, he did?
00:31:27.000 Yeah, it was like, the dude thought that, like, she's gonna be this, she's a fucking star, you need to pay her more, and, like, you know, they had a deal.
00:31:35.000 The deal's a deal.
00:31:36.000 She wanted more, and then there was negotiations, and...
00:31:39.000 Yeah, so her husband, former television producer Alan Hamill, went to negotiate for asking for $150,000 a week, which was the average that men were earning on television at the time.
00:31:51.000 Okay, it's not television.
00:31:53.000 That's like saying, well, brain surgeons make this, and I'm a plumber, so I deserve it.
00:31:59.000 And on par with what her co-star, Ritter, was making.
00:32:02.000 John Ritter.
00:32:03.000 She said she didn't know at the time that Ritter was making more since the three of them had a favored nations clause.
00:32:09.000 What does that mean again?
00:32:11.000 Favored nations, I think, is like, what is it?
00:32:14.000 I thought that means you all make the same amount.
00:32:17.000 Is that what it means?
00:32:18.000 No, I think it's an Inuit thing, isn't it?
00:32:23.000 No, no, no, no.
00:32:26.000 That's First Nation.
00:32:28.000 MFN provision is a term included in a contract for products or services that prevents the seller from selling its products or services to the buyer's competitors for a lower price or on better terms.
00:32:40.000 Nice.
00:32:40.000 Oh, I thought this bitch was a Choctaw, dude.
00:32:43.000 I didn't know what they were talking about.
00:32:45.000 Favored Nations contract.
00:32:50.000 I want what she's getting.
00:32:53.000 Favored Nations.
00:32:54.000 You know, agents will ruin a lot of stuff.
00:32:57.000 Oh, God, yeah.
00:32:58.000 It's unfortunate, huh?
00:32:59.000 Yeah.
00:33:00.000 Omnipresent and entertainment contracts.
00:33:02.000 Certainly gets its fair.
00:33:03.000 The Post exposed.
00:33:04.000 The favored nations clause is relatively simple to describe.
00:33:07.000 They're a contractual commitment that no other relevant party will receive better or more advantageous terms from the party making the commitment.
00:33:15.000 That makes sense.
00:33:15.000 So if you and I were doing a show, we would have a favored nations deal where we both make exactly the same amount of money.
00:33:21.000 Which is fair.
00:33:23.000 So she probably didn't know that he was getting paid.
00:33:26.000 Because John Ritter was a giant star at the time.
00:33:28.000 Yeah, and that is...
00:33:29.000 Oh yeah, John Ritter.
00:33:30.000 Yeah, John Ritter.
00:33:31.000 He was incredible.
00:33:32.000 He did an episode of News Radio.
00:33:35.000 Did he really?
00:33:36.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:33:36.000 He was cool, man.
00:33:37.000 So that was them back in the day, man.
00:33:39.000 It was a great fucking show.
00:33:40.000 He was so talented.
00:33:41.000 The fucking...
00:33:42.000 Some guy ruined it.
00:33:43.000 Didn't he do Noises Off, that movie, too?
00:33:45.000 No.
00:33:47.000 What was that?
00:33:47.000 Noises Off?
00:33:48.000 I don't know what that is.
00:33:49.000 Is that a deaf movie?
00:33:50.000 I don't know.
00:33:51.000 Dude, I'll tell you this.
00:33:52.000 One time I was walking down the street in New York, and they had a deaf group or whatever, like a gaggle or whatever.
00:33:58.000 I don't know what it's called, but they got together, and they were outside of a bar talking, and I'm walking up, and I'm like, I thought maybe, like, the world had, like, shut off or something.
00:34:06.000 I couldn't hear, because I'm seeing all these people interacting, but nobody was, there was no sound.
00:34:11.000 Oh.
00:34:12.000 And I get close, and, uh...
00:34:15.000 Here it is, Noises Off.
00:34:16.000 I've never seen this.
00:34:17.000 I don't even know.
00:34:17.000 What is Noises Off?
00:34:18.000 I do recognize that scene with Christopher Reeves.
00:34:21.000 Oh, I thought John Rutter was in this.
00:34:22.000 Oh, he is.
00:34:22.000 He is.
00:34:23.000 He is.
00:34:24.000 They're doing a theatrical play, but it's a movie.
00:34:27.000 Yeah, it's a movie.
00:34:28.000 Oh.
00:34:29.000 It's like one shot.
00:34:30.000 It never ends or something.
00:34:31.000 Oh, interesting.
00:34:33.000 Okay.
00:34:36.000 Is it good?
00:34:38.000 Yeah.
00:34:39.000 Something to check out?
00:34:39.000 It's an old movie, yeah.
00:34:40.000 He was a real sweet guy.
00:34:42.000 Everybody loved him.
00:34:43.000 He was on the set of news radio for a week and just a super nice guy.
00:34:48.000 Sometimes you meet people and you hope they're going to be nice because they're nice on TV. You know, but they're not.
00:34:55.000 Yeah.
00:34:55.000 And it's really frustrating.
00:34:56.000 It's weird.
00:34:57.000 Like, they're creepy to you.
00:34:58.000 Or they're shitty to you because you're an actor, and you're like, oh, wow, you're kind of a cunt.
00:35:02.000 You're fake.
00:35:03.000 You're faking it for television, but in real life, you're like this weird, snipey, sort of shitty, fucking insulting person.
00:35:11.000 Yeah.
00:35:11.000 I met a few of those, too.
00:35:12.000 Yeah?
00:35:13.000 Yeah.
00:35:14.000 It was very frustrating.
00:35:15.000 Because you're like, God, I thought you were nice.
00:35:17.000 I saw you on TV. You were nice.
00:35:18.000 I'm just trying to say hi, and you're a fucking cunt to me.
00:35:21.000 Yeah.
00:35:22.000 Yeah, we were supposed to...
00:35:23.000 Michael Landon was supposed to come to our town.
00:35:26.000 Aquaman.
00:35:26.000 No, it wasn't Aquaman.
00:35:27.000 The man from Atlantis.
00:35:29.000 Was he?
00:35:29.000 Yeah.
00:35:30.000 I didn't see that.
00:35:31.000 Was he on Little House on the Prairie?
00:35:32.000 Yeah.
00:35:33.000 I think he was on The Man from Atlantis, too, wasn't he?
00:35:35.000 Good boy.
00:35:36.000 I remember...
00:35:37.000 Everybody would swim like The Man from Atlantis when I was a kid.
00:35:39.000 Oh, really?
00:35:40.000 Swim like this, because he swam almost like a dolphin.
00:35:43.000 He didn't swim like a person.
00:35:45.000 Well, dude, you have to think the first people...
00:35:47.000 Wasn't him?
00:35:47.000 No.
00:35:48.000 No?
00:35:48.000 Who was it?
00:35:50.000 Who was the man from Atlantis?
00:35:52.000 Who was the main actor?
00:35:54.000 Patrick Duffy.
00:35:54.000 Patrick Duffy, that's right.
00:35:56.000 I confuse those two.
00:35:57.000 Well, Joe, you have to think probably the first people...
00:35:59.000 Oh, wow, that dude.
00:36:00.000 You ever saw this?
00:36:01.000 Man from Atlantis?
00:36:02.000 Yeah, that guy's got a hard drive.
00:36:04.000 Who's that?
00:36:04.000 He's been investigated.
00:36:07.000 Yeah, that was the man from Atlantis.
00:36:10.000 Oh, really?
00:36:11.000 Yeah, it was like a big show.
00:36:13.000 1977 and 1978. Jesus Christ, it only went one year.
00:36:17.000 It was a big show.
00:36:18.000 It was huge!
00:36:19.000 Yeah, I think you just liked this show for some reason.
00:36:23.000 He would swim real funny, man.
00:36:25.000 See if you could find Man From Atlantis swimming.
00:36:28.000 Because he would swim in this weird way.
00:36:31.000 And so when I was a kid, me and my friends, when we'd go swimming, we would fucking copy the Man From Atlantis.
00:36:38.000 I still swim like that to this day sometimes when I'm swimming in the pool.
00:36:42.000 Like that.
00:36:43.000 See how he swims?
00:36:45.000 What?
00:36:45.000 Nobody swims like that.
00:36:47.000 He swims like a fish, man.
00:36:49.000 Watch.
00:36:50.000 Bro.
00:36:50.000 But look how fast he swims.
00:36:52.000 Nobody can fuck with him.
00:36:53.000 He swims like a dolphin, bro.
00:36:55.000 That's impossible.
00:36:56.000 This is stupid.
00:36:56.000 Like he jumped up.
00:36:58.000 Grab a fish.
00:36:59.000 Oh, this is a horrible show.
00:37:01.000 He jumped up better than the dolphin did.
00:37:03.000 Totally made sense.
00:37:04.000 This is all.
00:37:05.000 Bro, he's touching our tit.
00:37:07.000 What's going on there?
00:37:07.000 Oh, yeah.
00:37:08.000 Oh, he had webbed fingers.
00:37:09.000 Oh, he did?
00:37:09.000 Yeah, he had webbed fingers.
00:37:10.000 Oh, I'd hate that.
00:37:11.000 Did he talk?
00:37:12.000 Good if you were swimming.
00:37:13.000 Yeah, he talked.
00:37:14.000 Yeah, but trying to get a mitten on would just fucking...
00:37:16.000 That would suck.
00:37:17.000 God, it would be crazy.
00:37:18.000 Mitten would be easy.
00:37:19.000 Oh.
00:37:19.000 Glove would be the real problem.
00:37:20.000 Yeah, you're right.
00:37:21.000 Yeah, mitten would be great.
00:37:23.000 Mittens are really the move, man.
00:37:25.000 Unless you...
00:37:26.000 I mean, take your fucking glove off.
00:37:27.000 You need to use your fingers.
00:37:28.000 Like, how good are your fingers working when you have a glove on?
00:37:30.000 Very bad.
00:37:31.000 Yeah.
00:37:32.000 But mittens, your shit stays warm.
00:37:35.000 Ooh, all them little fingers.
00:37:37.000 Nustling up against each other.
00:37:38.000 Yay, buddy!
00:37:39.000 Keeping each other warm.
00:37:40.000 I'll even pull the...
00:37:41.000 I'll open the end and be like...
00:37:42.000 Y'all have fun in there, boys!
00:37:45.000 Because they're having a blast in there.
00:37:47.000 They're having a good time in there.
00:37:48.000 It's a little warm party.
00:37:50.000 Dude, sometimes I think I would hate to have one of those long wieners.
00:37:54.000 Like, what were we looking at?
00:37:55.000 The elk?
00:37:55.000 Yeah.
00:37:56.000 You keep going back to that.
00:37:58.000 Well, you have to think, though.
00:37:59.000 Well, I was trying to figure out what our conversation, what we were talking about.
00:38:04.000 But think how much wiener isn't in the...
00:38:08.000 Recipient.
00:38:09.000 Right.
00:38:09.000 There's a certain amount of dick that is a problem.
00:38:11.000 Like, if you have a 12-inch dick, you're an idiot.
00:38:16.000 How many people can enjoy that 12-inch dick?
00:38:21.000 Probably more guys can take it.
00:38:23.000 You probably might have to go gay.
00:38:25.000 Because guys can take some preposterous dicks.
00:38:27.000 Ugh!
00:38:28.000 Yeah, that's a duck dick.
00:38:29.000 Ducks have the craziest dicks.
00:38:30.000 What?
00:38:31.000 Ducks have dicks that are as long as their body.
00:38:34.000 Oh my god!
00:38:35.000 Well, ducks are rapists, by the way.
00:38:38.000 And the female duck does not want that.
00:38:41.000 So the female duck's vagina is not like a straight shot.
00:38:44.000 It's like a fucking labyrinth.
00:38:46.000 You gotta find your way through the passage.
00:38:48.000 And it's got spikes on it.
00:38:50.000 See the little spikes all over that duck dick?
00:38:52.000 Yeah.
00:38:53.000 Ducks are horrible.
00:38:55.000 When they get a female duck, they rape them.
00:38:58.000 They bite them and then they just fucking...
00:39:01.000 And so the female duck can allow the male duck in or not in.
00:39:06.000 She can stop the process.
00:39:08.000 That's why they have these corkscrew dicks.
00:39:11.000 Like nature has invented...
00:39:12.000 Yeah, this fucking...
00:39:13.000 Like when you're trying to get your hand into a vending machine?
00:39:16.000 Look at the duck vagina, and then look at the duck dick.
00:39:19.000 Even the duck vagina is all curly and twisty.
00:39:22.000 It's not a straight shot.
00:39:24.000 So for the female to let the male in, she has to want to breed.
00:39:28.000 It seems like neither one of them wants to have sex with the other one.
00:39:31.000 They definitely do, but the way they do it is awful.
00:39:34.000 I've seen it at a pond.
00:39:37.000 You just go, Jesus, should I step in here?
00:39:40.000 Should I stop there?
00:39:43.000 You see that guy?
00:39:44.000 Guy got arrested because he helped a bison, a baby bison, and they wound up euthanizing it.
00:39:51.000 The mother wouldn't accept it, I guess.
00:39:53.000 There was a baby bison at Yellowstone, and it was having a hard time crossing something.
00:39:57.000 And so this guy got out and helped it.
00:40:00.000 I didn't see it.
00:40:01.000 Yeah, that's it right there.
00:40:02.000 Oh, look at that pervert.
00:40:03.000 Look at him.
00:40:04.000 He's a nice guy.
00:40:04.000 He was just trying to help the baby bison.
00:40:07.000 So because it was touched, I guess the female just didn't want it anymore.
00:40:13.000 Because it had the scent of the guy, which is fucking weird.
00:40:16.000 That says the herd rejected it.
00:40:18.000 The herd rejected it.
00:40:19.000 What scent?
00:40:20.000 Like Winston's?
00:40:21.000 Well, it smelled humans, yeah.
00:40:23.000 He's got fucking cheeseburgers smell on his fingers and shit.
00:40:25.000 For sure.
00:40:26.000 For sure.
00:40:27.000 Look at him.
00:40:28.000 Winston's.
00:40:29.000 Camels.
00:40:30.000 No filters.
00:40:31.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:40:33.000 He's probably good.
00:40:34.000 What did he smell like?
00:40:35.000 Fucking ABBA albums and fucking palm balls?
00:40:39.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:40:40.000 What's on his fingers?
00:40:41.000 But no, I think I would hate that, man, if you had a long wiener, right?
00:40:45.000 Right.
00:40:45.000 Think of how much wiener is...
00:40:47.000 Not in there.
00:40:47.000 Yeah.
00:40:48.000 And just like being in the cold, you know?
00:40:50.000 You dick would get cold?
00:40:51.000 Well, I just think, like, you ever been in like a sleeping bag or whatever and your feet are hanging out the bottom?
00:40:55.000 Right.
00:40:56.000 Your dick would be out and cold.
00:40:58.000 The base of your dick would be so lonely.
00:41:01.000 The base of your dick would get no attention.
00:41:04.000 Plus it would probably be annoying for a girl.
00:41:07.000 I like dick.
00:41:08.000 What is this stupid fucking giant dick that hurts?
00:41:10.000 Yeah, this never-ending dick.
00:41:11.000 It's like watching a long movie, I bet.
00:41:14.000 You ever watch a porno where a girl is sucking a guy's dick and it's just ridiculous.
00:41:18.000 It's just like sucking this microphone.
00:41:21.000 It's too big.
00:41:22.000 Yeah, it's crazy.
00:41:23.000 That poor guy.
00:41:24.000 The poor girl and poor guy.
00:41:25.000 They must both be frustrated.
00:41:27.000 Yeah, it's just like watching something.
00:41:29.000 I don't know.
00:41:29.000 A lot of it sometimes for me seems like...
00:41:32.000 Man with world's biggest penis stuns host with explicit pic.
00:41:36.000 Philip and Josie react to the world's biggest penis.
00:41:39.000 Thirteen and a half inches.
00:41:41.000 Whoa.
00:41:43.000 His name is Jonah Fallon, New York actor.
00:41:48.000 Wow.
00:41:48.000 Let me see this dude.
00:41:49.000 I don't want that.
00:41:50.000 I just...
00:41:51.000 That's the guy?
00:41:52.000 Oh my god, that's him, huh?
00:41:55.000 See, that's the kind of dick that you have.
00:41:57.000 Ooh, look at that wand on him, homie.
00:41:59.000 That's a hog.
00:42:00.000 My god, boy.
00:42:02.000 Dang, dude.
00:42:03.000 Imagine getting directions from that guy.
00:42:05.000 So he's showing it to them.
00:42:07.000 Scroll down.
00:42:08.000 So there, he shows it to them.
00:42:12.000 That's his hog.
00:42:13.000 Look at her.
00:42:17.000 He just showed him his cock.
00:42:18.000 I think he's saying it's about as big as that thing.
00:42:21.000 Yeah, that makes sense.
00:42:22.000 Thirteen and a half inches.
00:42:23.000 But who wants that?
00:42:24.000 I just feel like if you had that much, I would just hate it.
00:42:27.000 And say if you're walking to the restroom or something, if you have a cat, that cat's going to attack that bitch every time.
00:42:32.000 Probably if you're naked.
00:42:34.000 Not a chance.
00:42:36.000 It's a dangling little cat toy.
00:42:39.000 Oh, dude.
00:42:40.000 You have to basically hold your dick up like this when you walk over to the bathroom.
00:42:44.000 You can't walk around.
00:42:45.000 Oh, that's like guys with inflated balls.
00:42:48.000 132 pounds scrotum.
00:42:49.000 Yeah, that's just a disease though, right?
00:42:51.000 Yeah, but same problem that he's explaining.
00:42:53.000 But it's a much worse problem because it's a cancerous sack.
00:42:56.000 What is that?
00:42:57.000 It's like my 300 pound inmate or whatever.
00:42:59.000 What makes their balls grow up that big?
00:43:02.000 What do they do about those, by the way?
00:43:04.000 Because more than one dude has had his balls.
00:43:07.000 Yeah, it's called scrotal lymphedema.
00:43:10.000 Edema.
00:43:10.000 I don't think I want to look up pictures of this.
00:43:12.000 Yeah, you do.
00:43:13.000 You definitely do.
00:43:14.000 But let's get some smelling salts in the system first.
00:43:16.000 Oh, you want to?
00:43:16.000 Yeah.
00:43:17.000 We're going to look up giant scrotums getting operated on.
00:43:20.000 Let's fire up.
00:43:21.000 Oh, Jesus.
00:43:21.000 Let's fire up.
00:43:22.000 Let's fire up.
00:43:23.000 Let's go.
00:43:23.000 All right.
00:43:24.000 You first.
00:43:25.000 All right.
00:43:26.000 Oh man, I've been waiting for this.
00:43:28.000 Woo!
00:43:28.000 He requested this, ladies and gentlemen.
00:43:30.000 Here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus Lane.
00:43:33.000 Take a sniff.
00:43:34.000 Ready?
00:43:34.000 Hit it.
00:43:36.000 Those are dead.
00:43:37.000 Is it dead?
00:43:39.000 That could be the older one, and this could be the newer one, but even still, it's only supposed to last for like a week or two after you open it.
00:43:45.000 This is not good.
00:43:46.000 This one don't work.
00:43:48.000 Time to order some.
00:43:49.000 We should always have some on the hand.
00:43:50.000 Oh!
00:43:50.000 Got him!
00:43:51.000 Got him!
00:43:52.000 Got him!
00:43:52.000 I thought it was going to be dead and it wasn't.
00:43:54.000 Woo!
00:43:54.000 That must be our most recent one.
00:43:56.000 So let's chuck this one.
00:43:57.000 Okay.
00:43:59.000 And let's order some.
00:44:01.000 We'll order like five more.
00:44:03.000 I mean, I had three.
00:44:03.000 I think we've used a lot.
00:44:05.000 Here we go.
00:44:07.000 Welcome to the danger zone.
00:44:10.000 Okay, here we go.
00:44:11.000 Boy.
00:44:13.000 Huh?
00:44:16.000 Fuck yeah, boy.
00:44:17.000 It's not fresh.
00:44:18.000 But it's good enough.
00:44:19.000 But it's strong, yeah.
00:44:23.000 Let me get one more.
00:44:24.000 That's good.
00:44:25.000 This is my high, man.
00:44:26.000 That works.
00:44:28.000 This guy did it to his eyes.
00:44:29.000 Why'd he do it to his eyes?
00:44:31.000 Maybe it...
00:44:32.000 He's trying to...
00:44:33.000 Did he get rocked?
00:44:34.000 No, he's trying to wake up to go play, probably.
00:44:36.000 He might have gotten rocked.
00:44:37.000 I don't know.
00:44:38.000 I'm gonna bring those to the comedy club.
00:44:39.000 Yeah.
00:44:40.000 I'm gonna take a blast before I go on stage.
00:44:42.000 Whoa.
00:44:43.000 Is that Tkachuk?
00:44:47.000 I'm going to take a blast right before I go on stage.
00:44:49.000 Dude, you know where I got to...
00:44:51.000 Oh, wow.
00:44:54.000 That'll wake you right the fuck up.
00:44:56.000 One thing that...
00:44:58.000 Yeah, I think there's something about that people have an extra wiener that makes me angry.
00:45:05.000 It makes you angry?
00:45:06.000 Like, the world's not fair.
00:45:07.000 That's how flat-chested girls feel when other girls walk by with giant tits.
00:45:12.000 Yeah.
00:45:12.000 That's a big one, right?
00:45:14.000 Because if you were just born with giant tits, you just hit the genetic lottery.
00:45:18.000 And every guy loves big tits.
00:45:20.000 They all love them.
00:45:22.000 They have no use for them.
00:45:23.000 They just want to squeeze them.
00:45:24.000 Just want to suck on them.
00:45:25.000 Some of them are so big, though.
00:45:27.000 Yeah, you can get too big, just like a dick.
00:45:29.000 And you're just like, God, get all...
00:45:30.000 You could be like that Canadian teacher that teaches woodshop class with giant rubber tits on it.
00:45:39.000 That shit is where Woke hits its final destination.
00:45:43.000 Dude, the crazy part is that guy looks like Tim Dillon if you just put a regular picture of him up.
00:45:48.000 Oh yeah, because he's like not really trans.
00:45:50.000 It's a scam.
00:45:51.000 So let's see what the operation is on this guy's sack-a-rooney.
00:45:55.000 Oh boy.
00:45:57.000 That's the improvement.
00:45:58.000 Look at the improvement.
00:45:59.000 The improvement is what's on the right.
00:46:01.000 Oh, he had nut in his legs.
00:46:02.000 It's a blockage of lymph nodes, obviously.
00:46:05.000 I guess your nut will back up into your legs.
00:46:07.000 Damn.
00:46:09.000 So it goes to his legs.
00:46:11.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:46:12.000 And what do they do to drain it?
00:46:15.000 Oh, look at that one.
00:46:16.000 It's like necrotic.
00:46:17.000 Look at the far left.
00:46:19.000 Look at that.
00:46:19.000 Look at his butt.
00:46:20.000 Look at his butt.
00:46:21.000 Click on that.
00:46:22.000 It's like his skin is dying.
00:46:24.000 Oh, Jesus.
00:46:25.000 How long do you have to wait before you go see a doctor?
00:46:28.000 I mean, for real.
00:46:29.000 That seems like...
00:46:30.000 A little bit of putting off.
00:46:32.000 Yeah, that guy's...
00:46:33.000 You know?
00:46:34.000 He's turning into a tortoise, it looks like.
00:46:36.000 That guy's got that hang green on him.
00:46:37.000 That's him.
00:46:38.000 He got better.
00:46:39.000 Some dudes just...
00:46:40.000 Oh, he did get better.
00:46:41.000 Look at him.
00:46:42.000 Congratulations, sir.
00:46:43.000 But imagine just bringing a bag in and people are like, what's in the bag?
00:46:46.000 You're like, my nuts are...
00:46:47.000 But hold on.
00:46:47.000 It looks like they stuffed his nuts up into his stomach.
00:46:49.000 Yeah.
00:46:50.000 Look.
00:46:51.000 Like in the left one, he doesn't have a big belly.
00:46:54.000 In the right one, maybe as soon as he can get out, he just started eating like a pig.
00:46:57.000 So, finally.
00:46:58.000 Well, I'm sure once you can go out, you want to go enjoy yourself, you want to go to...
00:47:03.000 I guess, but wouldn't you like concentrate on cleaning up your fucking health?
00:47:07.000 Obviously you got something real wrong.
00:47:08.000 So what does it say here?
00:47:09.000 This is how it started.
00:47:10.000 Over the next nine months, every six days or so, he would experience what he felt like a sensational carpet burn in his groin, then severe cold and shaking, followed by his scrotum growing uncontrollably larger and larger.
00:47:25.000 It got so bad one day that I stood in my living room and cried, he said.
00:47:28.000 There was a fresh breakage of the skin, and it stung to no one, oh man, he's getting fucking stretch marks on his ball sack.
00:47:35.000 You ever had like where your toe, like where your toe connects to your foot and it kind of will crack right there?
00:47:40.000 Yeah, all the time.
00:47:42.000 Imagine like that happens on your nuts.
00:47:44.000 That would hurt so bad.
00:47:45.000 Yeah, because where your toe connects to your foot, kickboxing, I would always get those.
00:47:50.000 Always.
00:47:50.000 That's the worst.
00:47:51.000 Because you're pushing off with such extreme force with your toes, and your skin gets dry, and things get cracked, and I was always getting slices down there.
00:48:01.000 Yeah, I hate it.
00:48:02.000 I hate that.
00:48:02.000 It sucked, because you're walking around, your feet hurt.
00:48:05.000 Yeah, and you kind of have to walk like this.
00:48:06.000 You get used to it, but in the beginning, you kind of have to just walk like this.
00:48:12.000 Yeah.
00:48:12.000 What else were we talking about?
00:48:14.000 Dicks.
00:48:15.000 Big dicks.
00:48:16.000 Big old dicks.
00:48:17.000 Yeah, because also people are starving in another country and you got this big old dick all on you.
00:48:22.000 Right, and you're fat.
00:48:24.000 Yeah.
00:48:24.000 Like that guy, that actor, he's eating well.
00:48:27.000 What is giant hog?
00:48:28.000 Do you think, like, 13 1⁄2 inches, I would imagine girls, like, don't swipe right on you.
00:48:33.000 Is swipe right good, or what is when you choose yes?
00:48:36.000 Swiping right?
00:48:37.000 I'm not on the apps.
00:48:38.000 Swipe.
00:48:38.000 Swipe right, yeah.
00:48:39.000 Right.
00:48:39.000 So I bet if you say, by the way, I have a 13 1⁄2 inch dick, girls would be like, I want that.
00:48:44.000 Yeah.
00:48:44.000 Who wants that?
00:48:45.000 Yeah.
00:48:45.000 I think a lot of women would want to see it.
00:48:47.000 So it's almost like, come back to my place, come back to my new house, come see this...
00:48:55.000 Giant dick.
00:48:56.000 Yeah, or like the animals that you made.
00:48:58.000 Come see my Ferrari.
00:49:00.000 Right.
00:49:00.000 Like, what was that, Dan, you were going to make with the animals?
00:49:02.000 Yeah, like a terrarium.
00:49:03.000 Yeah, come see my terrarium.
00:49:04.000 And then you just, you go on the other side of the terrarium and put your dick in a little hole.
00:49:14.000 You let a gerbil loose in there.
00:49:16.000 Jesus Christ.
00:49:18.000 Nothing happens, but she keeps thinking the wiener's going to get that gerbil, baby.
00:49:23.000 He's on the wrong website making money.
00:49:24.000 I just looked at him.
00:49:24.000 He's got a cameo, but he's definitely done OnlyFans, right?
00:49:27.000 Maybe he doesn't want people to see his dick.
00:49:29.000 He's still an actor.
00:49:31.000 Maybe he's still trying to make it out in that world.
00:49:34.000 That's the hardest world to make it in, man.
00:49:35.000 In acting?
00:49:38.000 Because they don't have to pick you.
00:49:40.000 You could be amazing.
00:49:41.000 And some shitty casting agent, some shitty director, they might not like you.
00:49:45.000 You might remind them of an ex-boyfriend.
00:49:47.000 They might think you're too confident.
00:49:49.000 Or they might be playing power trip games.
00:49:52.000 Yeah.
00:49:53.000 There's too much, and there's a lot of nepotism too, it seems like, in that industry.
00:49:57.000 Oh, yeah.
00:49:57.000 It's a lot of like, you see so many people get opportunities where you're like, man, did that person really...
00:50:04.000 Or were there opportunities where their family was involved, you know?
00:50:08.000 It's family involved, but in more cases, it's networking.
00:50:12.000 Yeah.
00:50:12.000 It's like, they go...
00:50:14.000 I dated a girl who was an actress when I first came here, and she always was networking.
00:50:18.000 She's like, I have to go to this party.
00:50:20.000 I have to meet these people.
00:50:21.000 I have to know these casting people.
00:50:22.000 I have to know these...
00:50:23.000 And I'm like, ugh.
00:50:24.000 And she would go around them and be so fake.
00:50:26.000 Oh my god, I love your dress.
00:50:27.000 Like that kind of shit.
00:50:28.000 And you're like, ugh, it's exhausting.
00:50:31.000 Because it's one thing if someone's like super complimentary and they have nothing to gain for it.
00:50:36.000 Like, dude, I love your shoes.
00:50:37.000 Where'd you get those?
00:50:38.000 And you know it's pure.
00:50:39.000 It's nice.
00:50:40.000 Yeah.
00:50:40.000 I like your hat.
00:50:41.000 I like your arms or whatever.
00:50:44.000 Someone's complimentary of you.
00:50:45.000 Look at you, handsome motherfucker.
00:50:47.000 It's nice.
00:50:48.000 It's complimentary for no reason.
00:50:50.000 But there's something gross about when you know someone that...
00:50:55.000 I know this girl.
00:50:57.000 This is not how she is.
00:50:58.000 Right.
00:50:58.000 She's kissing everybody's ass just to appear nicer.
00:51:02.000 Maybe they'll think about her when a role comes up.
00:51:06.000 And so that forms their opinions on things, too.
00:51:09.000 Because that forms their political opinions.
00:51:11.000 Because they find out what the political opinions of the casting people and the executives, which is always left-leaning.
00:51:16.000 Yeah.
00:51:17.000 Unless you're on Yellowstone, you better be wearing a fucking pride flag or something.
00:51:23.000 You have to be 100% progressive, liberal-leaning, left-leaning.
00:51:27.000 And so these people alter their opinions of the world based on what is going to get them closer to the honeypot.
00:51:38.000 Oh, yeah.
00:51:39.000 I think it's amazing that all of Hollywood has the same political beliefs.
00:51:46.000 Except Yellowstone, that Taylor Sheridan guy.
00:51:48.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:51:48.000 He seems like an interesting guy.
00:51:49.000 Have you met him?
00:51:50.000 No, I've connected with him on text messages.
00:51:53.000 He's friends with Whitney.
00:51:54.000 But I admire that guy.
00:51:55.000 And his shows are fucking amazing.
00:51:57.000 People love him, dude.
00:51:59.000 Yeah, and his movies, too.
00:52:00.000 He made that, what was that fucking movie, the bank robbery movie with, was Jeff Bridges in it?
00:52:08.000 God damn it.
00:52:08.000 It's good.
00:52:09.000 I know the movie.
00:52:10.000 You know who I want to meet?
00:52:11.000 Hell or High Water?
00:52:11.000 Hell or High Water.
00:52:13.000 That's a pfff.
00:52:13.000 And Sicario.
00:52:14.000 God damn it.
00:52:15.000 He made Sicario?
00:52:16.000 Oh shit.
00:52:17.000 Really?
00:52:18.000 Sicario too kind of sucked.
00:52:20.000 Was Sicario with um...
00:52:22.000 Benicio Del Toro.
00:52:23.000 Oh no.
00:52:24.000 I'm thinking of something.
00:52:24.000 Benicio Del Toro.
00:52:26.000 I love that dude.
00:52:27.000 Yeah.
00:52:27.000 He seems like a cool motherfucker.
00:52:29.000 Well Spanish people always seem cool I think because it's neat to say their name.
00:52:34.000 Benicio Del Toro.
00:52:35.000 Yeah.
00:52:36.000 Yeah.
00:52:36.000 He's just cool.
00:52:38.000 I remember when he was in...
00:52:39.000 Secretariat.
00:52:40.000 He was in the Johnny Depp movie about Hunter S. Thompson.
00:52:44.000 Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
00:52:46.000 Oh, that was the movie back then.
00:52:47.000 Oh, that was a great movie.
00:52:49.000 We can't stop here.
00:52:51.000 This is bad.
00:52:51.000 Yeah, there he is.
00:52:53.000 He got fat for that movie, too.
00:52:54.000 Wow.
00:52:56.000 Yeah, that was a fucking great movie.
00:52:58.000 That movie makes me want to do drugs.
00:53:00.000 Oh God, dude.
00:53:01.000 Makes me want to do drugs and go to Vegas.
00:53:04.000 Fun fucking times.
00:53:06.000 He was also the werewolf.
00:53:10.000 Did you ever see him in The Wolfman?
00:53:11.000 You can see him looking in his eyes right there and tell he was.
00:53:14.000 He was good in The Wolfman.
00:53:15.000 The Wolfman was kind of a cornball movie.
00:53:17.000 It was like a combination of CGI and like real Rick Baker style makeup, which is pretty cool.
00:53:25.000 The Wolf Man?
00:53:26.000 You never saw it?
00:53:27.000 No.
00:53:27.000 Find the scene where Benicio Del Toro transforms into the werewolf.
00:53:34.000 Because there's a scene when they've got him bolted down to a chair in an operating room.
00:53:39.000 Give me some volume on this.
00:53:41.000 Because these dudes, they think he's insane.
00:53:47.000 Once Mr. Talbot has witnessed that the full moon holds no sway over him, but he remains a perfectly ordinary human being, he will have taken his first small step down the long road to mental recovery.
00:54:06.000 Now we are all aware that Mr. Talbot has suffered quite traumatic personal experiences.
00:54:36.000 Is that Nicolas Cage?
00:54:38.000 No.
00:54:42.000 You were not bitten by.
00:54:57.000 That's how they did medicine back then.
00:54:59.000 In a theater.
00:55:00.000 Isn't that weird?
00:55:00.000 That's how they did operations.
00:55:02.000 Wow.
00:55:06.000 No sedatives.
00:55:10.000 He's got something to say to them.
00:55:17.000 Speak up, Ms. Talbot.
00:55:20.000 Forgive me, but we can't hear you.
00:55:23.000 You moron.
00:55:26.000 Tonight I will kill all of you!
00:55:32.000 I will kill all of you!
00:55:34.000 Yes, friend.
00:55:35.000 As you can see, my country is our disease of the mind.
00:55:43.000 Existing somewhere in Uh-oh.
00:55:56.000 Oh, man.
00:56:13.000 Ooh!
00:56:15.000 This is badass.
00:56:16.000 It's a great scene.
00:56:18.000 The movie's eh, but this scene is fucking dope.
00:56:39.000 Wow.
00:57:16.000 Oh, dang.
00:57:20.000 Oh, look at that pervert, huh?
00:57:23.000 Is that David Spade?
00:57:35.000 Oh!
00:57:52.000 That's crazy, man.
00:57:53.000 It's a good scene.
00:57:54.000 Yeah, it is really good.
00:57:56.000 But you see, he was like kind of half goofy.
00:57:59.000 Yeah.
00:58:00.000 It was like half a werewolf, half a fucking man, some CGI, like this is CGI. It was good though, I thought.
00:58:12.000 It's pretty good.
00:58:13.000 It looks really good for what time period was this?
00:58:16.000 This was a few years ago.
00:58:17.000 Oh, okay.
00:58:17.000 This is like 2011?
00:58:19.000 Oh, that's not real bad.
00:58:20.000 2010?
00:58:20.000 Dude, remember Swamp Thing?
00:58:22.000 Yeah, I forgot about Swamp Thing.
00:58:24.000 I used to read the comic books.
00:58:25.000 Really?
00:58:26.000 I never even knew it was a comic.
00:58:27.000 DC Comics, Swamp Thing.
00:58:28.000 Dude, in our area, people were so excited because it was Louisiana, you know?
00:58:31.000 People were like, fuck yeah, dude, the swamp is back, you know?
00:58:35.000 People were like, we got this, we can do it.
00:58:37.000 We could do it.
00:58:38.000 We're heroes now.
00:58:39.000 Yeah, you'd see people's dads telling them, don't you want to be like Swamp Thing?
00:58:43.000 Really?
00:58:43.000 Yeah, like people were just...
00:58:44.000 That was the big hero of Louisiana?
00:58:46.000 People were fired up.
00:58:47.000 There was a movie Swamp Thing, wasn't there?
00:58:49.000 Google it, now there's a bunch of recent stuff, but I can't tell how much of it's like, here, I've got it on YouTube.
00:58:54.000 That was the old movie.
00:58:56.000 That was the original movie.
00:58:57.000 It says four years ago, DC Universe original.
00:59:00.000 Oh, I think that's animated.
00:59:01.000 That was the one that looks like a thing.
00:59:03.000 Wes Craven.
00:59:04.000 But I don't know if someone just typed his name in to get attention.
00:59:07.000 I think Wes Craven did direct The Swamp Thing.
00:59:10.000 Swamp Thing was good, though.
00:59:12.000 Not long ago, in the unexplored regions of an unmapped swamp, the creative genius of one man collided with another's evil dream, and a monster was born.
00:59:21.000 And Louisiana was back on the map.
00:59:24.000 Yeah, Wes Cravenfield.
00:59:25.000 Swamp Thing.
00:59:25.000 I like to dream.
00:59:28.000 I ride between the summer shit.
00:59:32.000 And Swamp Thing just ride in a truck.
00:59:35.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:59:38.000 Did you ever interview Willie Nelson?
00:59:40.000 Do you ever interview him?
00:59:41.000 No, I would love to interview Willie Nelson.
00:59:43.000 I don't think I interview people.
00:59:45.000 I think I just talk to them.
00:59:46.000 That's a good point.
00:59:46.000 Yeah, sorry.
00:59:47.000 Do you ever just talk to Willie Nelson?
00:59:48.000 No, it's okay.
00:59:48.000 But I mean, people have said that, like, about, I love your interview, and I'm always like, eee.
00:59:52.000 I mean, kinda?
00:59:53.000 Sorta?
00:59:54.000 It's really just a conversation.
00:59:55.000 Well, some people, I think, if you're curious on information from them, then you want to ask them more things that they know about that you don't know about.
01:00:04.000 Oh, yeah, for sure.
01:00:05.000 Like if I'm talking to Michio Kaku or a quantum physicist or someone, I ask questions.
01:00:11.000 I'm essentially interviewing them.
01:00:14.000 Especially it's something that I really have no understanding of.
01:00:17.000 Yeah.
01:00:18.000 But for the most part, I'm just talking to people.
01:00:20.000 Yeah.
01:00:20.000 Which takes a lot of pressure off, too.
01:00:22.000 Because they're like, what subject do you want to cover?
01:00:24.000 I'm like, I don't know.
01:00:25.000 Let's just talk.
01:00:26.000 Some people are weirded out by that.
01:00:28.000 You and I, we know each other so long.
01:00:30.000 We don't have to talk about what we're going to talk about.
01:00:32.000 We just get in here and start rolling.
01:00:33.000 Yeah, it's a little easier, too.
01:00:35.000 I think it gets easier, too, when you've been in here before.
01:00:37.000 Yeah.
01:00:38.000 It's weird when you see people for the first time, and you see them lock up, and they're nervous, and I'm always just like, I'm gonna hold your hand.
01:00:47.000 We're gonna get through this.
01:00:48.000 I'm gonna get you 20 minutes in, and you're gonna not even know you're here.
01:00:51.000 Have you had people that really locked up?
01:00:53.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:00:54.000 I've had people get real nervous, and you see them breathing funny, and they can't talk that good because they can't get breath, you know?
01:01:01.000 But it's okay.
01:01:02.000 I was just like, let's just calm this thing down.
01:01:05.000 We're gonna be all right.
01:01:07.000 It's pretty normal, I think, some people trying something new.
01:01:09.000 But it's just weird, the numbers.
01:01:12.000 That's what weirds people out, the numbers of humans.
01:01:15.000 That freaks people out.
01:01:17.000 It's hard to just be yourself in front of millions of people.
01:01:22.000 Yeah.
01:01:22.000 But you can.
01:01:23.000 And you do it.
01:01:24.000 I do it.
01:01:25.000 We do it.
01:01:25.000 You can just be yourself.
01:01:26.000 You are the same fucking dude if you and I are going having dinner somewhere or if we're at a comedy club or if we're here.
01:01:32.000 It's the same dude.
01:01:33.000 Some people can't do that.
01:01:35.000 They have to put on a persona when they're talking.
01:01:40.000 They get weirded out.
01:01:42.000 Yeah, I think sometimes that's interesting.
01:01:45.000 Do you find that when you're doing podcasts?
01:01:49.000 I find...
01:01:50.000 I think sometimes I'm like, which me is kind of showing up more today?
01:01:55.000 That might sound a little fucking...
01:01:56.000 Oh, no, I know what you mean by that.
01:01:58.000 But like, am I like a little agitated today?
01:02:00.000 Am I feeling like goofy?
01:02:02.000 Am I having, you know, kind of what's going on?
01:02:04.000 Like, am I a little curious today?
01:02:06.000 Am I a little like inquisitive?
01:02:09.000 You know, just which part of me is kind of at the surface, sometimes at the moment, you know?
01:02:13.000 I had a revelation the other night that I forgot about.
01:02:16.000 I was on mushrooms.
01:02:17.000 And I closed my eyes and I realized that in certain circumstances, when I'm healthy, when everything's going great, I have a very specific frequency.
01:02:31.000 It's a different frequency.
01:02:32.000 And this weird revelation that I had while I was high showed me this.
01:02:37.000 It was almost like a lesson that I was learning.
01:02:40.000 And it was like, here's you now.
01:02:42.000 You're very healthy.
01:02:44.000 I had an IV vitamin drip that day.
01:02:47.000 I'd worked out.
01:02:48.000 I did the cold plunge.
01:02:49.000 I did the sauna.
01:02:49.000 No conflicts.
01:02:51.000 No problem in my personal life.
01:02:53.000 No problem in my business life.
01:02:55.000 Everything was beautiful.
01:03:00.000 And then it showed me there's times where you don't have that, where you're irritable, where you're tired, where you're sick, where you're hurt.
01:03:09.000 There's all these different frequencies that you have.
01:03:12.000 And it made me realize, like, you think about your health and you think about, like, how you feel and whether or not you're present.
01:03:20.000 You think it is just like...
01:03:22.000 It's better to just be this way.
01:03:23.000 But you don't realize that you're achieving a certain frequency.
01:03:26.000 I was achieving a certain frequency at that moment, and I realized, like, this is attainable, and this is what I should strive for, and that I could stay at this frequency.
01:03:35.000 But one of the things it was telling me is to don't drink.
01:03:38.000 It was like, right when I was there, I was like, don't drink.
01:03:40.000 Because if you're drinking right now, you're gonna kill this frequency.
01:03:42.000 It's gonna dull it.
01:03:43.000 Like, you might have less inhibitions, but it will dull this frequency.
01:03:46.000 Wow.
01:03:47.000 It was very interesting.
01:03:48.000 It was like one of them weird mushroom moments where the mushroom's like, hey, this is probably something you should think about because I don't think you think about it this way.
01:03:56.000 You're just indulgent.
01:03:58.000 You do this, you do that, you have a slice of pizza, you eat a meatball sub.
01:04:02.000 But what's going on with your overall energy when you do that?
01:04:06.000 You really want your energy to be at the best possible state, but you don't think about it that way.
01:04:12.000 Right.
01:04:13.000 You don't think about it exactly like that way, but we do think about it in ways like, Like our attitude like we have little words we used to describe like kind of like elements of it I guess but I wonder in the future if there will be a way that we can measure whatever that frequency is like sometimes it feels like we're kind of primitive in the understand in the like the quantifying of um like we take our temperature you know like just in things that we blood pressure yeah in in little things that we use to evaluate us sometimes I
01:04:44.000 feel like we're on a plane that feels really old sometimes.
01:04:47.000 There should be another plane where we start to...
01:04:51.000 Is there a number for what my frequency is today?
01:04:54.000 Because you kind of feel that.
01:04:57.000 It's like where you operate at.
01:04:58.000 And there are things you can do to keep...
01:05:00.000 I keep earplugs in now for the first hour and a half of my day, right?
01:05:05.000 And it just keeps a lot of excess noise in the dick.
01:05:08.000 For the first hour and a half?
01:05:09.000 Yep.
01:05:09.000 Keeps them out.
01:05:10.000 I'm able to go through the things that I want to go through at home.
01:05:12.000 So what do you do?
01:05:13.000 When you wake up, you just put them in?
01:05:14.000 I sleep with them in.
01:05:17.000 Do you?
01:05:18.000 You sleep with earplugs in.
01:05:20.000 Yeah, I think I've heard everything that you can hear at night.
01:05:25.000 You know, for a while I was scared I was going to miss something or if something happened, but I think it's like, dude, I'm not, they're not doing anything new at night that I wouldn't have, I wouldn't be able to just imagine is going on.
01:05:36.000 Yeah, I don't think there's a new invention of nighttime activities.
01:05:38.000 Yeah, so I got them in, and I'll keep them in, man, and I'll go through like my morning routine, and it's like...
01:05:44.000 What is your morning routine?
01:05:45.000 I pray right when I wake up.
01:05:48.000 Do you have a specific prayer?
01:05:50.000 Yeah, just a serenity prayer.
01:05:52.000 You know, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, the wisdom to know the difference.
01:06:01.000 And then sometimes I do like one other prayer and then I read like these couple of pages that help me to look at my day from afar.
01:06:12.000 What am I going to do today?
01:06:14.000 So that helps me have a little bit more of a plan for my day.
01:06:18.000 Even if it's not a strict plan, it's like at least I'm looking at my day instead of feeling like my day is just like...
01:06:23.000 Happening to you.
01:06:24.000 Yes.
01:06:25.000 And so those little things like that help me and then I'll do 10-minute meditation and then I do 10 minutes where I just write just whatever's going on in my head.
01:06:35.000 You do that every day?
01:06:36.000 Yep.
01:06:37.000 How long have you been doing that?
01:06:38.000 I've been doing that probably pretty solid for I would say...
01:06:44.000 I don't know, maybe three months?
01:06:46.000 But I've done pieces of that for probably five years.
01:06:50.000 What started all that out?
01:06:53.000 Doing sober stuff, like you get into some of that world, you know?
01:06:57.000 But I think also just like seeing how meditation gives me a little bit detached from myself.
01:07:05.000 So then I'm not like just clinging to everything that happens so it doesn't affect me immediately.
01:07:10.000 Something can happen and there's a little bit of space between me and whatever's happening.
01:07:14.000 And that gives me a chance to look at it or manage a little bit more comfortably.
01:07:19.000 Yeah, that's a problem with getting caught up in the momentum of your day.
01:07:22.000 I do find myself in that spot sometimes.
01:07:24.000 I don't have that specific a routine as you do, but maybe it's a good idea.
01:07:28.000 Yeah.
01:07:28.000 For me, I need it.
01:07:29.000 Some people, they can operate differently.
01:07:31.000 You know, I think for me it helps to have a little bit of what's going on.
01:07:34.000 I remember watching this Kobe Bryant interview where he's talking about the first ten minutes of every day when he wakes up he meditates.
01:07:40.000 Ten minutes every day.
01:07:41.000 So he has like a clear path forward from the day.
01:07:46.000 He gets his day started off with the right mindset.
01:07:49.000 And that dude was all about mindset.
01:07:51.000 Yeah.
01:07:51.000 Mamba mindset.
01:07:53.000 You know?
01:07:53.000 That dude is like the...
01:07:54.000 He was the embodiment of hard work and discipline.
01:07:58.000 You know?
01:07:59.000 And accomplishment.
01:08:00.000 And that was his way of starting out every day.
01:08:03.000 Yeah, I think also it gives me something.
01:08:07.000 I kind of look forward to it a little bit the more I do it.
01:08:10.000 I look forward to that time that I spend.
01:08:12.000 But I'll leave those earplugs in until I have to take them out.
01:08:15.000 Until something comes along.
01:08:17.000 Do you live in a noisy place?
01:08:19.000 I live in sometimes a place that has some noise.
01:08:23.000 You live in an apartment or a house?
01:08:25.000 Yeah, and I have a house in Nashville, but I have an apartment.
01:08:28.000 It's still my old apartment in Los Angeles.
01:08:30.000 It's a little noisy.
01:08:31.000 LA's noisy.
01:08:33.000 You can always hear something.
01:08:34.000 You can hear somebody.
01:08:35.000 How often do you go back to LA? Like four months out of the year.
01:08:39.000 Do you get sad?
01:08:41.000 Let me think what I get.
01:08:43.000 There's things that I miss.
01:08:45.000 You know, I miss at the store.
01:08:46.000 I miss seeing, like, Coco Diaz over there, you know?
01:08:50.000 Yeah, the store.
01:08:51.000 Yeah, you walk up on him and his eyes light up, you know?
01:08:53.000 Hey, cocksucker!
01:08:55.000 That's what I love about the club that we have, that sign that says, get it together, bitch.
01:09:00.000 Yeah, that's funny.
01:09:01.000 That's Joey.
01:09:01.000 Yeah.
01:09:02.000 Oh, that's who says that.
01:09:04.000 Yeah, Joey used to always say that to us.
01:09:05.000 He was so happy when he saw that.
01:09:07.000 Oh, that's cool, dude.
01:09:09.000 Oh, that's awesome.
01:09:10.000 Because that was, like, his thing.
01:09:12.000 Yeah.
01:09:12.000 You were about to go on stage, he was firing you up, like, get it together, bitch.
01:09:15.000 Let's go.
01:09:17.000 Rock these motherfuckers.
01:09:20.000 Bro, yeah.
01:09:21.000 There's something about, yeah, like...
01:09:23.000 Bro, he came into town and murdered.
01:09:25.000 Did he?
01:09:26.000 He murdered.
01:09:26.000 He only wanted to do one set.
01:09:27.000 He was supposed to do two shows.
01:09:28.000 He's so funny, man.
01:09:29.000 He's like a reluctant killer.
01:09:30.000 Because he hasn't been doing that much stand-up, you know, because he's living in New Jersey.
01:09:34.000 And it was a 7 o'clock show.
01:09:36.000 He goes, I'll do the 10. I'll do the 10. I go, get the fuck out of here.
01:09:40.000 You're here, man.
01:09:41.000 I go, go up.
01:09:42.000 Go up.
01:09:43.000 And he went up and fucking lit those people on fire.
01:09:46.000 The pop that he got was just like the pop that you got, but maybe even a little crazier.
01:09:51.000 The pop when Joey got on stage, they were like, no way!
01:09:54.000 Yeah.
01:09:55.000 Because he's only been there once.
01:09:56.000 Oh, it's like seeing Santa.
01:09:57.000 Yeah.
01:09:58.000 That's how they did with Chappelle, too.
01:09:59.000 When I brought Chappelle up at the club the first time, they went fucking apeshit.
01:10:03.000 They couldn't believe it.
01:10:04.000 How is this real?
01:10:05.000 How is Dave Chappelle here?
01:10:06.000 How is this real?
01:10:07.000 Oh, dude, I remember watching Joey Diaz.
01:10:10.000 I would find myself get it when his music would come on.
01:10:14.000 Remember that intro music he used?
01:10:17.000 Whenever that would come on, I would literally, without even doing it, I would be out of my seat.
01:10:22.000 I would be so excited.
01:10:24.000 He's the most watched comic by other comics.
01:10:27.000 Interesting.
01:10:28.000 I would imagine.
01:10:29.000 Don't you think?
01:10:30.000 If you knew that Joey was going up in the OR, you'd go and have a seat in the back.
01:10:34.000 Always.
01:10:35.000 Yeah, because you're going to see something, you know.
01:10:37.000 Some crazy shit's going to happen.
01:10:41.000 He's all fired up.
01:10:42.000 He's going to say the words we're not supposed to say.
01:10:44.000 He's on 500 milligrams of edibles.
01:10:49.000 Bro, one time I went over there, and it was him and Lee Syatt, you know, when he's got Lee over there, and he would just like, Lee's on like 70,000.
01:10:59.000 The flying Jew.
01:11:00.000 He turned Lee Syatt into a fucking total edible head.
01:11:04.000 Oh, dude, Lee was a fucking...
01:11:06.000 He would fall asleep while he's producing the show.
01:11:08.000 He's producing the show.
01:11:09.000 There's a video of it, of him producing the show.
01:11:11.000 He's producing Joey's show, and he's like, he goes...
01:11:14.000 Well, here's what happened.
01:11:14.000 Out cold.
01:11:15.000 Here's what happened.
01:11:16.000 One time, I get there and I was like, hey, I think I hear a little whistling in the headphones.
01:11:21.000 And Lee's like, oh, I'm trying to figure it out.
01:11:23.000 So Lee's like trying to figure it out.
01:11:25.000 By the end, he's eating so many edibles.
01:11:26.000 Lee was literally sitting there.
01:11:28.000 He's like...
01:11:29.000 It was him.
01:11:30.000 It was him.
01:11:31.000 By the end.
01:11:35.000 In the beginning, it wasn't.
01:11:37.000 It was some other thing.
01:11:38.000 He started recreating his own...
01:11:40.000 Yeah.
01:11:40.000 We manifested our own destiny, bro.
01:11:43.000 What?
01:11:45.000 What, you got a video of him falling asleep?
01:11:47.000 Let's go.
01:11:50.000 I just saw that.
01:11:51.000 I just saw that.
01:11:52.000 You saw the devil.
01:11:53.000 You saw the devil.
01:11:57.000 Shake him up, shake him up, shake him up, shake him.
01:12:01.000 Well, at least I have met the devil.
01:12:03.000 Right there.
01:12:04.000 Yeah, bro.
01:12:05.000 He tortured people.
01:12:07.000 Oh, dude.
01:12:10.000 Dude, one time we did some LSD, right?
01:12:13.000 We were children, right?
01:12:14.000 And so we went to the Waffle House because it was open, you know?
01:12:18.000 Mm-hmm.
01:12:19.000 When you were on drugs and you were a kid, that's the downside of having any place that stays open all night.
01:12:24.000 People are going to come there.
01:12:26.000 They're all on drugs.
01:12:27.000 No one's sober at Waffle House.
01:12:29.000 So we get there, dude.
01:12:31.000 And we're in there, and my buddy starts laughing so hard.
01:12:36.000 He's kind of convulsing a little bit, my buddy Scott.
01:12:39.000 And the waiter was a black gentleman and a gay guy.
01:12:42.000 We'd never seen a gay black dude, right?
01:12:45.000 So anyway, he starts doing the Heimlich maneuver on my buddy, right?
01:12:49.000 And he wasn't choking.
01:12:50.000 He was just losing his shit because he was so fucking geeked up on LSD, right?
01:12:58.000 So, bro.
01:12:59.000 This dude's doing a Heimlich and he's not even choking?
01:13:01.000 He's not even fucking choking.
01:13:03.000 Did you tell him he wasn't choking?
01:13:04.000 I couldn't speak.
01:13:05.000 I was laughing so fucking hard.
01:13:12.000 It was unreal, dude.
01:13:18.000 Did he figure out that your buddy wasn't true?
01:13:22.000 I think I disappeared and just woke up in the sixth grade.
01:13:28.000 But man, we laughed so fucking hard, man.
01:13:32.000 This guy's trying to give you a Heimlich.
01:13:34.000 Oh my god.
01:13:35.000 It was so much fun doing drugs when you didn't know what was gonna happen.
01:13:38.000 Mmm.
01:13:40.000 It was scary, but it was exciting, you know?
01:13:43.000 Jamie, did you put another one of these down?
01:13:44.000 Because I threw the other one.
01:13:45.000 There was a...
01:13:46.000 I asked to find another one out there, and apparently that has some power in it.
01:13:50.000 But I don't know.
01:13:51.000 It's not new, I know that.
01:13:52.000 Give it a whiff.
01:13:52.000 Do you have a beverage, Jamie, that I can have?
01:13:54.000 What would you like?
01:13:55.000 Uh-uh, it's nothing.
01:13:56.000 Not that one?
01:13:57.000 Throw that away too, then.
01:13:58.000 I want that hard hitter, baby.
01:14:00.000 I want something that's gonna fucking teach me something.
01:14:01.000 Oh, that's the one.
01:14:03.000 Mmm.
01:14:05.000 That's the what?
01:14:06.000 There's coffee on the table if you want some coffee.
01:14:08.000 You want something else?
01:14:09.000 You want a Kill Cliff?
01:14:10.000 I just want something, yeah.
01:14:11.000 You want a Kill Cliff?
01:14:13.000 Yes.
01:14:14.000 Can we get a couple of Kill Cliffs?
01:14:16.000 Yeah, man.
01:14:20.000 Dude, it was so cool to see Ron Wyden talk to him last night.
01:14:23.000 Oh, man.
01:14:23.000 He's the best.
01:14:24.000 Bro, I walk in.
01:14:25.000 Yeah, he's in there.
01:14:26.000 Tom Segura's in there.
01:14:28.000 I felt like I'm going to have one more.
01:14:30.000 One more.
01:14:32.000 God.
01:14:33.000 You know I'm an addict because I know I look forward to this question.
01:14:35.000 I look forward to it, too.
01:14:36.000 Yeah.
01:14:37.000 Am I an addict, though?
01:14:38.000 I mean...
01:14:39.000 A little bit?
01:14:40.000 Probably.
01:14:41.000 I'm a functional addict or something.
01:14:42.000 Yeah.
01:14:43.000 If you're an addict, dude, you redesigned it because you're doing good at it.
01:14:47.000 I feel like it can be done.
01:14:49.000 There you go.
01:14:50.000 This is it.
01:14:52.000 I feel like there's certain addictions that can be managed.
01:14:55.000 Yeah.
01:14:58.000 You've had one of these, right?
01:15:00.000 Yeah, they're great.
01:15:00.000 Yeah, this is my own.
01:15:02.000 Oh, yeah, you got your own, and so does Israel Adesanya, right?
01:15:05.000 This is Flaming Joe.
01:15:05.000 Yeah, Israel Adesanya has a Kiwi one.
01:15:07.000 Yeah.
01:15:08.000 It's nice.
01:15:09.000 I talked to this guy one time on the phone.
01:15:10.000 He's a really nice guy.
01:15:11.000 Oh, he's the best.
01:15:12.000 John's the best.
01:15:13.000 And we got a new one coming out with a compilation, a collaboration with me and Cam Haynes.
01:15:19.000 It's a spicy cherry called Elk Blood.
01:15:22.000 Ooh, nice boy.
01:15:24.000 It's good, dude.
01:15:25.000 Keep hammering, dude.
01:15:26.000 We went through, like, I had to go through, like, seven or eight versions to get to this.
01:15:31.000 This is perfect, which I think is, like, the perfect flavor.
01:15:33.000 This one is a pineapple, like a spicy pineapple.
01:15:37.000 It's like pineapple with a little bit of jalapeno.
01:15:40.000 Peño in there.
01:15:42.000 This is a very addictive drink.
01:15:44.000 Yeah, I like having me a little something.
01:15:45.000 I didn't have any caffeine all day today because I wanted to wait until I had some in here.
01:15:49.000 You know?
01:15:50.000 You manage that?
01:15:52.000 Yep.
01:15:52.000 I was like, I'm waiting until I get in there and it's going to be exciting.
01:15:55.000 Yeah.
01:15:55.000 I'm going to have it when I get in there.
01:15:57.000 What's the most time you've ever spent off a caffeine?
01:15:59.000 30, I would say 30 days.
01:16:01.000 I had Michael Pollan on.
01:16:03.000 And he was explaining how he took, I think he took like three months.
01:16:06.000 Is that what he said?
01:16:07.000 Something like that?
01:16:08.000 Three months off of caffeine.
01:16:10.000 And he said when he had it, it was like a psychedelic experience.
01:16:13.000 Wow.
01:16:13.000 He's like, it's so different when your body's not accustomed to caffeine and you have it.
01:16:17.000 It's like, you have this insane feeling of bliss.
01:16:20.000 It's like, it's really wild.
01:16:23.000 Yeah.
01:16:24.000 Well, we were doing that, remember I used to do those vapes, remember?
01:16:28.000 Mm-hmm.
01:16:29.000 I quit those.
01:16:30.000 Me too.
01:16:31.000 Too addictive.
01:16:32.000 And I didn't like it.
01:16:34.000 Yeah.
01:16:34.000 And it made me tired.
01:16:35.000 Like I was tired.
01:16:36.000 Oh, I'd have a cup of tea and you'd start to shut down a little.
01:16:39.000 Yeah.
01:16:40.000 But the first hit is magical.
01:16:42.000 The first hit, I'd take a big puff and it'd be like...
01:16:44.000 Like everything just washes over you, you feel so relaxed.
01:16:48.000 Yeah.
01:16:49.000 It's brain cells dying.
01:16:51.000 It's like a kid.
01:16:52.000 It's getting stupider where everything's gonna be okay.
01:16:56.000 Because I feel like the more smart you are, the more you take into account all the possibilities and all the variables and all things that can go wrong, but one hit of that vape and you're like this.
01:17:06.000 Yeah.
01:17:07.000 Oh yeah.
01:17:08.000 But then I was always chasing that dragon.
01:17:09.000 Yep.
01:17:09.000 And then later on the night I noticed I'd be hitting it and nothing would happen.
01:17:12.000 I'd be like, what am I doing here?
01:17:15.000 Yeah, I think we did Esco bars or whatever.
01:17:18.000 Oh, and then one time I went into a place and the lady's like, this is the strongest one they got.
01:17:22.000 This bitch is the strongest.
01:17:24.000 She's like, every hit is like smoking five cigarettes.
01:17:29.000 And then she would fucking hit it.
01:17:31.000 And no joke, her hair would curl, dude.
01:17:34.000 Smoke's coming out of her ears.
01:17:39.000 This bitch like hitting five cigarettes.
01:17:41.000 You fucking hit that bitch, boy.
01:17:43.000 Yeah, I haven't fucked with the vapes in quite a while, but I have friends that still hit them all the time, and you see, like, oh, I see that.
01:17:50.000 I see that little demon that's in your body.
01:17:52.000 I'm about six days off right now, and I'm really battling, yeah.
01:17:56.000 Oh, you're battling still?
01:17:57.000 Yeah, I don't want to see somebody with one.
01:17:59.000 That's the tough moment for me.
01:18:01.000 Yeah, you just want to grab it.
01:18:02.000 Give me a hint of that.
01:18:03.000 Yeah.
01:18:03.000 So last time, I didn't see anybody with one.
01:18:05.000 I took a couple puffs off a cigarette, though.
01:18:07.000 I hadn't had that in a few years.
01:18:08.000 That was fun.
01:18:09.000 What made you quit the vape?
01:18:12.000 It keeps me up.
01:18:15.000 It keeps me just rattling, you know?
01:18:17.000 A lot of nicotine.
01:18:18.000 You ever think your car is still going and you push it and it's off?
01:18:21.000 Right.
01:18:22.000 Like that.
01:18:23.000 Yeah, you're just up.
01:18:25.000 Yeah, my thing's still going.
01:18:27.000 And it was late, and you're up.
01:18:29.000 Oh, yeah.
01:18:29.000 Yeah.
01:18:30.000 I'm fucking up, dude.
01:18:32.000 It's also like, it can't be good for you.
01:18:35.000 All that oil, that mist, and sometimes you'd feel it in your throat.
01:18:40.000 Yeah.
01:18:40.000 Your throat would get all dry and fucked up because it's irritated from all the oil.
01:18:44.000 Like, what is in there?
01:18:46.000 Google Escobar's.
01:18:48.000 What are the ingredients?
01:18:50.000 What's the oil they use?
01:18:52.000 I mean, them bitches are good, though.
01:18:54.000 Now, if you're running across the border, if you are long-distance cycling or something, I think have one on you.
01:19:03.000 Propene glycol, a vegetable glycerin, natural and artificial flavors, and nicotine.
01:19:09.000 All right, but what is that?
01:19:12.000 Is that bad for you?
01:19:13.000 That's got to be bad for you.
01:19:15.000 Is the additive safe?
01:19:17.000 It's a synthetic food additive that belongs to the same chemical group as alcohol.
01:19:20.000 It's colorless, odorless, slightly syrupy, generally recognized as safe by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration.
01:19:27.000 Yeah.
01:19:28.000 Yeah.
01:19:28.000 I don't believe those people, though.
01:19:30.000 They're all in cahoots.
01:19:32.000 FDA considers the average daily dietary intake of 23 milligrams per kilogram of body weight to be safe for persons 2 to 65 years of age.
01:19:41.000 Maybe.
01:19:41.000 But what about vaping it?
01:19:44.000 Google vaping.
01:19:45.000 Is vaping propane...
01:19:47.000 That even was from 2008, and I don't think that existed then.
01:19:50.000 Oh, vaping didn't exist then?
01:19:51.000 2008. Do you remember people doing it back then?
01:19:53.000 I don't think so.
01:19:54.000 I remember they had those little brick vapes.
01:19:56.000 I used to huff gas and stuff, but that was different.
01:20:00.000 See if you can Google propane glycol safe...
01:20:05.000 Is propene glycol safe for vaping?
01:20:09.000 Oh, I'll tell you.
01:20:10.000 What's not safe is doing...
01:20:12.000 You get the right hand sanitizer and you do a couple huffs on that shit.
01:20:17.000 You huff hands on that shit?
01:20:18.000 Yeah, the good stuff.
01:20:19.000 Scroll back up to the top.
01:20:21.000 What does it say at the top?
01:20:21.000 It says, both propene glycol and vegetable glycerin are considered safe to use in vaping products, but some users may find one or the other preferable due to personal preference.
01:20:30.000 I'm not considering this website...
01:20:32.000 Pod salt?
01:20:33.000 Yeah, that's why I wasn't even going for it.
01:20:34.000 What is that?
01:20:35.000 What is pod salt?
01:20:36.000 Okay.
01:20:37.000 I was trying to find something that seemed more legitimate.
01:20:39.000 Vaping.
01:20:40.000 It may lead to lung inflammation.
01:20:44.000 Oh, yeah.
01:20:46.000 Click that.
01:20:47.000 Irritation on eyes and throat.
01:20:50.000 Well, definitely throat.
01:20:51.000 It definitely irritates your throat.
01:20:52.000 Did you find it irritated your throat?
01:20:54.000 Yeah, sometimes.
01:20:55.000 Yeah.
01:20:56.000 Vaping propylene glycol and vegetable glycerin may lead to lung inflammation.
01:21:01.000 But the thing is, it's like, how much are you doing?
01:21:05.000 That's the thing with all these.
01:21:07.000 Like, do you know those, what are those called?
01:21:09.000 Feel free?
01:21:10.000 Those little kava and kratom drinks.
01:21:15.000 There's a lawsuit about them now.
01:21:16.000 Do you know what those are?
01:21:18.000 Ron White brought a bunch to the club.
01:21:19.000 Those things are addictive.
01:21:20.000 Not those Four Locos, huh?
01:21:22.000 No, no, no, no, no.
01:21:23.000 It's a tiny little drink, like a tonic.
01:21:25.000 And it has kava and also kratom in it.
01:21:29.000 Oh, I saw him with that last night.
01:21:31.000 Yeah.
01:21:31.000 Yeah.
01:21:31.000 Boy.
01:21:33.000 I don't know what's going on with those things, what that does, but you drink a half of one of those, you're not supposed to drink a full one, you're supposed to drink a half of one.
01:21:40.000 Why don't they make it in smaller dosage so it's a single serving, because it's only that big.
01:21:45.000 Yeah, because it's hard to judge.
01:21:46.000 Also, I can't read without my glasses on, like that little tiny Writing?
01:21:51.000 I'm not going to read.
01:21:51.000 This is two servings.
01:21:52.000 You know, like when you get a Monster Energy drink or something like that.
01:21:55.000 Yeah, I'm having it all.
01:21:56.000 Two servings?
01:21:57.000 Fuck off.
01:21:57.000 Yeah, dude.
01:21:58.000 I'm having fucking both of them.
01:22:00.000 Is it one can?
01:22:01.000 Then it's one serving.
01:22:02.000 Yeah.
01:22:02.000 I'm not sharing this.
01:22:03.000 What the fuck is wrong with you?
01:22:04.000 What pervert is going to fucking share this?
01:22:08.000 Let's split it with a buddy, dude.
01:22:09.000 Yeah, what are you doing?
01:22:10.000 Slurping on each other.
01:22:11.000 You're going to put a little cup on top of it and fucking pour a buddy some?
01:22:14.000 Well, I would if there was only one for the two of us, and we're both thirsty.
01:22:18.000 Yeah, but still, who's doing that?
01:22:19.000 Very rarely.
01:22:21.000 Without looking for a specific brand name, I'm seeing some interesting results.
01:22:24.000 Maybe if you're like a T or something.
01:22:26.000 The live-free thing?
01:22:27.000 I just typed in Kava Kratom Drink.
01:22:29.000 Yeah, but just Google live free because this one very specific what I'm bringing up is there's a lawsuit because this one dude They were getting them at 7-eleven and a bunch of different places and this one dude was an alcoholic and a drug addict I guess and And he was clean and sober and started drinking these things and went off the deep end.
01:22:50.000 And he was drinking 10 a day, which is crazy.
01:22:54.000 That's 20 doses a day.
01:22:56.000 You're not supposed to have more than two in a day.
01:22:58.000 Two doses, we mean one bottle.
01:23:01.000 That's more than you're supposed to have in an entire day.
01:23:03.000 Damn.
01:23:04.000 And this dude was down in 10 a day.
01:23:05.000 Oh my God.
01:23:06.000 So he was going against any guidelines that they had.
01:23:10.000 Yes, that's exactly what it looks like.
01:23:13.000 A lot of lawsuits.
01:23:15.000 Kratom is not listed on it, but what they found, I guess it is here, but what they found, I guess maybe it wasn't being sold that way.
01:23:21.000 It was being sold as a kava drink that had kratom in it and people didn't know it had kratom in it.
01:23:25.000 Yeah.
01:23:26.000 Well, I've read varying accounts as to how much kratom is in it.
01:23:30.000 I don't think kratom is necessarily dangerous, but I do know that some people abuse it, for sure.
01:23:37.000 Recovering Alcoholics sues wellness drink firm for getting him hooked on 10 of its feel-free kava drinks a day that left him hospitalized because they contain addictive morphine-like substance kratom.
01:23:48.000 Wow.
01:23:50.000 Ten of anything a day is a lot.
01:23:51.000 Ten of...
01:23:51.000 Ten Diet Cokes is a lot.
01:23:53.000 But whose fault is the guy...
01:23:55.000 I mean, who's...
01:23:56.000 It's his fault.
01:23:57.000 Yeah, it's his fault.
01:23:57.000 It's his fault.
01:23:58.000 Ten a day is his fault.
01:24:00.000 But the thing is, I think what he's saying is they didn't say there was Kratom in it.
01:24:05.000 Oh, totally.
01:24:06.000 Because it doesn't say...
01:24:07.000 I don't even think it says on the website that Kratom's in it.
01:24:10.000 I'm pretty sure I Googled the website.
01:24:12.000 Go Google the Live Free website and see if it even says Kratom on the website.
01:24:16.000 And a lot of the Chinese, I think, are hopped up on this, right?
01:24:20.000 Are they?
01:24:21.000 I think so.
01:24:21.000 I know a lot of addicts like it.
01:24:23.000 Kratom, I believe, is a...
01:24:25.000 It's popular in a lot of...
01:24:27.000 In the Far East.
01:24:30.000 Well, it's pretty popular everywhere.
01:24:32.000 So here's...
01:24:33.000 Let's see what it says is in there.
01:24:35.000 So this is the stuff.
01:24:37.000 What does it say is in there?
01:24:38.000 Does it give you a list of ingredients?
01:24:41.000 Classic tonic, feel free tonic.
01:24:43.000 This one says kratom's in it right there.
01:24:45.000 Okay.
01:24:46.000 That's the classic, and then there's another one, kava, colon nut, lion's mane.
01:24:50.000 Oh, so there's a feel free tonic, and then there's the classic tonic.
01:24:55.000 So the classic tonic is the one that we got.
01:24:57.000 So what does it say in there?
01:24:59.000 What does it say the ingredients are?
01:25:03.000 I'd rather magic mind.
01:25:04.000 Have you had that?
01:25:05.000 Yeah, that's a mushroom.
01:25:07.000 That's pretty good.
01:25:09.000 It's a nootropic.
01:25:10.000 Lion's mane is good.
01:25:11.000 Lion's mane is good for cognitive function.
01:25:13.000 But when it comes to actual nootropics that help, okay, here it goes.
01:25:20.000 Kava, kratom, so the kratom is total alkaloid.
01:25:23.000 So it's mostly kava and a little bit of kratom, it's 34 milligrams.
01:25:29.000 Hmm.
01:25:30.000 I heard a joke one time, this guy.
01:25:32.000 This is the worst joke I've ever heard.
01:25:33.000 You want to hear it?
01:25:34.000 I would love to.
01:25:34.000 This guy goes, hey, you know why you should take kava?
01:25:38.000 What?
01:25:38.000 Be kava.
01:25:41.000 Wow.
01:25:42.000 Pretty bad, huh?
01:25:43.000 Did you keep hanging out with that dude?
01:25:45.000 No, I never.
01:25:45.000 I just remember that.
01:25:48.000 Yeah, that's a dumb one.
01:25:50.000 But those drinks, whew, those put you in a nice place.
01:25:54.000 Whatever the fuck is in there.
01:25:55.000 But, like, I knew a dude, um, well...
01:25:58.000 What do you mean, the fuel freeze?
01:25:59.000 Yeah.
01:25:59.000 See, I didn't have one, man.
01:26:01.000 I'm trying to think of what I had, mostly.
01:26:02.000 I do Diet Coke.
01:26:03.000 Yeah, those real frees are basically a drug.
01:26:05.000 So do you recommend it, you think?
01:26:08.000 Maybe I'll try one tonight.
01:26:09.000 No, no, no.
01:26:10.000 Everybody in the club is a little wary of them.
01:26:12.000 Some of the guys have read the class action lawsuit.
01:26:14.000 But sometimes you've got to go into those things and find out what is really going on with these.
01:26:19.000 You know, like when you find out the guy was taking 10 a day.
01:26:22.000 And then also you find out the guy was an addict.
01:26:24.000 And you go, well, what kind of money?
01:26:26.000 Like how far gone?
01:26:27.000 Was he a guy who disappeared for three months and came back with a bloody face?
01:26:31.000 Right.
01:26:31.000 You know, like, who knows?
01:26:33.000 Yeah, we had a roommate that used to eat all these breath mints, you know?
01:26:38.000 And he would stack, like, those altoids, he'd get a big stack of them, and he would always kind of show off how many he could stack in between his teeth, you know?
01:26:47.000 But he would go out and get drunk at night and in the morning he'd be like on the sofa just like in a bloody suit.
01:26:52.000 Like he'd be in a suit but just fucking, oh dude.
01:26:55.000 He looked like a reservoir dog.
01:26:57.000 Some people live in alternative realities occasionally.
01:27:01.000 They just like, they get fucked up and then they go away.
01:27:04.000 And then they come back and then they have to piece together what the fuck happened to them.
01:27:07.000 One shoe on, fucked up knee.
01:27:11.000 What's wrong with my hand?
01:27:12.000 Yeah.
01:27:14.000 How come I can't hear?
01:27:18.000 It's like some people just go so hard.
01:27:21.000 God, dude.
01:27:22.000 I'm almost...
01:27:23.000 Do you get jealous of those people sometimes?
01:27:25.000 Sometimes I'm jealous of those people.
01:27:26.000 Look at this.
01:27:27.000 Kava.
01:27:27.000 Does Kava feel like Xanax?
01:27:28.000 It's found that Kava significantly relieves anxiety with mild to no side effects.
01:27:35.000 Several studies have found that Kava extract It's comparable to antidepressants and benzodiazepines.
01:27:41.000 Yeah, but doesn't...
01:27:43.000 That's Dave Asprey, though.
01:27:45.000 Doesn't kava also cause liver problems?
01:27:52.000 Google that.
01:27:53.000 Does kava negatively affect your liver?
01:27:55.000 Because I think kava has an effect, especially at high doses, that is similar to alcohol.
01:28:02.000 More than 100 cases of liver toxicity related to the use of kava have been identified.
01:28:06.000 Some leading to liver transplant.
01:28:09.000 And some leading to death as people have died from kava.
01:28:12.000 Mmm!
01:28:13.000 People have died from ice cream too.
01:28:14.000 There are many reasons for liver damage.
01:28:16.000 For one, kava depletes glutathione, a chief antioxidant within the liver.
01:28:20.000 Oh, interesting.
01:28:22.000 But I wonder if you like take it with glutathione.
01:28:25.000 There's kava bars in Austin, I just found out.
01:28:27.000 Interesting.
01:28:28.000 We should do a field trip, huh?
01:28:30.000 Go to the kava bars.
01:28:32.000 Go kava bar hopping.
01:28:33.000 See what it is?
01:28:36.000 Whatever's in that feel free is like, woo, that's a nice feeling.
01:28:39.000 I'm gonna have to try a little bit tonight, I think.
01:28:41.000 Yeah, I was just a little wary of it when everybody at the club got nervous, so I had to start doing a deep dive, like, what's in it?
01:28:48.000 What are people worried about?
01:28:49.000 What's this lawsuit?
01:28:50.000 What's the class action lawsuit?
01:28:51.000 How do you feel when you drink it?
01:28:54.000 I just want to start dancing.
01:28:56.000 Yeah, I like it.
01:28:57.000 I don't think it's bad.
01:28:59.000 I don't feel I always just judge like how do I feel?
01:29:02.000 How do I feel after?
01:29:03.000 Yeah, and after I feel fine.
01:29:05.000 I feel fine like it was no hangover I got this many times where I feel good because I had a few tequilas and then and they get up in the morning like oh you fucking idiot, you know a little bit of a headache and Dragging my ass, and then I get in a cold plunge,
01:29:20.000 and I just feel like an idiot.
01:29:22.000 It's hard to get back to even.
01:29:24.000 Yeah, it's hard to get back to even.
01:29:26.000 Oh, dude, I used to do this.
01:29:27.000 Sometimes I would do so much cocaine, my freaking eyes would dry out.
01:29:31.000 Look at you grinding.
01:29:32.000 You're thinking about it.
01:29:33.000 Oh, dude, yeah.
01:29:34.000 Fucking argh.
01:29:35.000 I remember I had to lick my hands and then rub it into my eyes.
01:29:38.000 Whoa.
01:29:39.000 So that I could even blink well.
01:29:40.000 Jesus.
01:29:41.000 I always get dehydrated, boy.
01:29:43.000 That's deep.
01:29:44.000 You go deep, huh?
01:29:45.000 Yeah.
01:29:45.000 Oh, dude.
01:29:46.000 But you're that dude.
01:29:47.000 You go deep with whatever the fuck you're doing.
01:29:49.000 Let's go.
01:29:50.000 I like to get right on the fucking...
01:29:51.000 I like to be a peeping Tom if I can.
01:29:55.000 I'll watch your whole family eat dinner.
01:30:01.000 I used to love that shit, boy.
01:30:03.000 On coke?
01:30:03.000 Huh?
01:30:04.000 On coke?
01:30:04.000 On anything.
01:30:05.000 Boy, I fucking love to watch a family eat from the distance.
01:30:08.000 The audio of you and I talking about how addictive vapes are, that has been used on so many different TikTok videos and reels.
01:30:17.000 How addictive are those things?
01:30:19.000 I didn't want to differ too far, but have you ever heard of this thing called frogging, spelled with a PH? Mm-mm.
01:30:26.000 No?
01:30:26.000 It's like an online community.
01:30:30.000 There's probably a website.
01:30:31.000 People try to live in your house without you knowing about it.
01:30:35.000 That's a good way to die.
01:30:37.000 I guarantee you that doesn't take place much in Texas.
01:30:41.000 Yeah, I think that's a San Francisco game, I think.
01:30:44.000 Yeah, I don't buy that.
01:30:45.000 Dude, one time, I had a babysitter, and they found a guy under their bed in their house, and what a scary thing that was.
01:30:54.000 Oh, my God.
01:30:55.000 She came up the stairs, and she could see under the bed, because the bedroom door was open when she walked up the stairs, and she saw a guy under there.
01:31:03.000 Oh, Jesus.
01:31:04.000 What'd they do?
01:31:05.000 They called the police, and he was mentally unwell, so they had to...
01:31:08.000 Duh.
01:31:08.000 Yeah, I... There's not a lot of dudes who really have their shit together.
01:31:13.000 They're hiding under kids' beds.
01:31:14.000 That's true.
01:31:17.000 He was mentally unwell.
01:31:19.000 Hey, can you keep me down?
01:31:20.000 I gotta be up.
01:31:20.000 I gotta be at work in two hours.
01:31:22.000 Mentally unwell.
01:31:22.000 Let's not get hasty here.
01:31:23.000 Let's not label the guy.
01:31:26.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:31:26.000 He was doing a little bit of frogging.
01:31:29.000 Whatever, whatever.
01:31:30.000 But I love how we're in a space now, Joe, where people breaking and living in people's houses is just like a new...
01:31:36.000 As I'm leaning into an article about it, this makes a whole lot of sense because I've lived in a place where it's explaining...
01:31:42.000 It says it happened at Ohio State.
01:31:43.000 There's giant houses where 14 people are living together and you're in and out all day long and someone can sneak into a room and you just think it's a friend if you saw him in the hallway, maybe.
01:31:52.000 Oh, that's a little bit different.
01:31:53.000 It's a slightly different thing.
01:31:54.000 I'm not breaking into houses.
01:31:55.000 Why do they name it Frogging?
01:31:56.000 That, I... Yeah, so it's not a guy eating flies and stuff and hiding in your wall.
01:32:00.000 Because they go from place to place.
01:32:02.000 Sometimes it's...
01:32:03.000 Oh, okay.
01:32:04.000 Hopping.
01:32:04.000 Yeah, as much as they can.
01:32:05.000 Victims often sense something is amiss, but easily doubt themselves and hesitate to seek help.
01:32:11.000 Yeah, I don't know.
01:32:12.000 At least at first.
01:32:13.000 Not me, bro.
01:32:14.000 I'll be clearing that house.
01:32:16.000 Locked and loaded.
01:32:18.000 I probably have a vest on.
01:32:21.000 I'll probably fucking velcro a vest on and go clear that fucking house.
01:32:25.000 I would just ask everybody if they live there or not.
01:32:28.000 How do you not know if somebody lives with you?
01:32:30.000 Because they're sneaking around.
01:32:32.000 They're like sleeping in closets and shit.
01:32:34.000 Yeah, they're all fucked up all day.
01:32:35.000 They're 20-year-old kids.
01:32:35.000 They're dumb as shit.
01:32:36.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:32:37.000 Yeah, I'm talking about like a regular house, like your house.
01:32:40.000 Yeah, if somebody was sleeping, I did think there was somebody in the attic for a while because I would hear things sometimes, like little settling, but I went up there and there's nothing.
01:32:46.000 Probably rats.
01:32:47.000 Yeah, it could have been.
01:32:48.000 Yeah.
01:32:48.000 Yeah.
01:32:50.000 I'm trying to think of what else has been going on.
01:32:53.000 The other thing I saw last night, the American Gladiators documentary started on ESPN. Yeah.
01:32:58.000 Have you seen any of it or anything?
01:32:59.000 Well, dude, I was around when American Gladiators was huge.
01:33:02.000 So this is the guy that created it or has found it.
01:33:05.000 The documentary is very interesting because this guy who is credited as the creator, I think, he's not very forthcoming and honest with everything and he won't answer the guy's questions a lot, which is kind of strange.
01:33:17.000 So he made a good documentary about it and not all the gladiators would come talk about it.
01:33:20.000 He's very...
01:33:23.000 Open about the like, I didn't pay them and if they wanted to leave, go ahead and leave.
01:33:27.000 Wow.
01:33:27.000 What?
01:33:28.000 The American Gladiators didn't get paid?
01:33:29.000 They were making $25,000 for 52 episodes, they said.
01:33:33.000 What?
01:33:34.000 Yeah.
01:33:34.000 Two shows a day.
01:33:35.000 That's what they get into in this.
01:33:37.000 It's like how big the marketing got.
01:33:38.000 There was 13 million viewers, I think, at one point per show.
01:33:41.000 He crushed it with all the...
01:33:42.000 And he paid them nothing.
01:33:44.000 Nothing.
01:33:44.000 Piece of shit.
01:33:45.000 They were getting hurt really bad.
01:33:46.000 One of the guys was a big one.
01:33:47.000 They show how bad he is right now.
01:33:48.000 He's walking around.
01:33:48.000 He can't feel half of his limbs.
01:33:50.000 Seven herniated discs.
01:33:51.000 Oh my God.
01:33:52.000 God.
01:33:53.000 Remember they had names like, it was like Fierce and like River.
01:33:56.000 Yeah.
01:33:57.000 Ice Cube.
01:33:58.000 Yeah.
01:33:59.000 Thunder.
01:34:00.000 Thunder.
01:34:00.000 Now it's like- Barnacle.
01:34:02.000 Lethargy.
01:34:04.000 They're all in wheelchairs.
01:34:06.000 Didn't they bring American Gladiators back at one point in time?
01:34:08.000 Yeah, they tried bringing it back, but the thing I find interesting about this guy is he started off his career as an Elvis personator, which is why he looks- A little bit like Elvis.
01:34:16.000 That dude doesn't look anything like Elvis.
01:34:18.000 He's lying.
01:34:19.000 He was obsessed with Elvis?
01:34:21.000 That could have been part of it.
01:34:22.000 He could be putting on about how much he got.
01:34:25.000 Ben Berman, huh?
01:34:26.000 It's a very interesting documentary.
01:34:28.000 I'll just say it.
01:34:29.000 Oh, you mean like he might have been lying about how much money he made?
01:34:32.000 He's lying about a lot of stuff, and the guy who's making it asks him, and you can hear him asking him, and he just sort of stops.
01:34:38.000 He's like, I'm not going to talk about that.
01:34:39.000 He looks like a low-level MMA promoter.
01:34:42.000 That's what he looks like.
01:34:43.000 He looks like one of those guys that our guys could take on the UFC's best champions any day of the week.
01:34:49.000 Yeah, he's one of those guys.
01:34:50.000 That's what he looks like.
01:34:51.000 Yeah, that guy definitely looks maybe a little bit like a sneaky guy.
01:34:57.000 Oh, he definitely looks sneaky.
01:34:59.000 I'm trying to think of the first sneaky guy I ever met.
01:35:03.000 The first sneaky guy you ever met?
01:35:05.000 Yeah.
01:35:06.000 You really can go back that far?
01:35:08.000 Oh, yeah.
01:35:09.000 When you met somebody in like a utter sneaky.
01:35:11.000 Sneaky.
01:35:12.000 Well, you mean a lot of them in the comedy business.
01:35:15.000 The kind of club owner business.
01:35:17.000 You ever been ripped off by a club?
01:35:19.000 Dude, there was a club where I felt bad that...
01:35:22.000 People didn't come, and I was like, you guys can pay me less, and they paid me less, I remember.
01:35:27.000 Because no one was there?
01:35:29.000 You said they could.
01:35:30.000 Yeah.
01:35:30.000 That's not a robbery.
01:35:31.000 That's a deal.
01:35:32.000 Yeah, you're right.
01:35:33.000 You made a deal.
01:35:34.000 You were a nice guy.
01:35:35.000 You were trying to help out the club, and you felt bad.
01:35:37.000 Yeah, I made a bad deal.
01:35:38.000 Get another hit for that.
01:35:39.000 Feel better.
01:35:43.000 Oh, Jesus, you went in deep.
01:35:45.000 You got your nostrils right up to the top.
01:35:47.000 Give me that.
01:35:48.000 I like that.
01:35:48.000 I don't want you to be out there on your own.
01:35:50.000 Oh, yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
01:35:51.000 You know what I'm saying?
01:35:52.000 A hunting we will go.
01:35:54.000 A hunting...
01:35:55.000 You want some of this, Jamie?
01:35:56.000 I remember.
01:35:57.000 You remember?
01:35:58.000 Oh, that's all you need?
01:35:59.000 I can't remember.
01:36:01.000 I just did it 10 seconds ago.
01:36:06.000 Dude, you sound like a guy crying in the 40s.
01:36:13.000 Like his dog died.
01:36:14.000 Oh, Yeller, I'm gonna miss you.
01:36:18.000 Oh my god.
01:36:20.000 Dude, do you ever think like, do you ever think like the, do you think, remember we were talking about like frequencies, like there could be other ways to evaluate what's going on with us.
01:36:28.000 Do you think we'll ever get like new ways to look at our, like to quantify ourselves and how we're feeling and stuff?
01:36:36.000 Yeah.
01:36:36.000 Yeah, I think so with science.
01:36:38.000 Yeah, I think with new innovation and technology.
01:36:41.000 They'll probably develop ways to recognize the amount of energy that your body has.
01:36:46.000 You know, because, like, some people are just, they have energy.
01:36:49.000 Like, what is energy?
01:36:50.000 Like, I always think of that.
01:36:52.000 I switched back to the carnivore diet.
01:36:56.000 I go back and forth on that and for the most part, I eat mostly meat and fruit and some vegetables.
01:37:04.000 That's like most of my diet.
01:37:05.000 Occasionally I go crazy like we were in the Bronx.
01:37:07.000 We went to this Italian deli and these giant sandwiches.
01:37:10.000 It was amazing.
01:37:11.000 But that's a rare deviation of my path.
01:37:16.000 I had this moment, I guess it was about two weeks ago, where I was like, you know what, the best I ever felt, like literally the best I ever felt all throughout the day was when I was on the carnivore diet.
01:37:26.000 Let me go back to that.
01:37:28.000 Let me see what that's like.
01:37:29.000 And one of the things that I saw, like immediately, for seven, eight days, I ate nothing but meat and eggs and fat and bacon and nothing else.
01:37:39.000 I mean, I was real strict.
01:37:41.000 And my brain was working so much better.
01:37:44.000 It was weird.
01:37:45.000 Like I wasn't searching for...
01:37:47.000 It was like I had more access to my ability to form sentences.
01:37:51.000 I was thinking clearer.
01:37:53.000 It was more effortless to have conversations.
01:37:56.000 And I was like, this is interesting.
01:37:58.000 This is very interesting.
01:37:59.000 Because this is not how I normally feel.
01:38:02.000 This is like me at my optimum.
01:38:03.000 But I'm able to sustain this multiple days in a row.
01:38:07.000 And I think that a lot of the foods that we eat, foods that have preservatives, a lot of bread and bullshit and just shitty food, your body uses so much resources to process that and it's not real food.
01:38:20.000 It's kind of bad for you, right?
01:38:22.000 And so your body is just like overburdened with this extra work.
01:38:27.000 When you eat clean, like really clean, I'm eating, you know, wild game and fat and beef tallow and all that and eggs.
01:38:36.000 Your body doesn't have any bullshit to process.
01:38:38.000 So your body is less inflammation, and you're operating off of ketones, essentially, for the most part, because your body is entering into a ketogenic state.
01:38:51.000 You just feel even through the whole day.
01:38:57.000 I never felt like at the end of the day, like, oh boy, I'm tired.
01:39:00.000 There was none of that.
01:39:01.000 So that's mostly on the keto diet.
01:39:03.000 Well, it's carnivore.
01:39:04.000 Carnivore diet.
01:39:05.000 But carnivore, you must reach periods of ketosis.
01:39:10.000 There's a process called gluconeogenesis, I believe it is.
01:39:17.000 See if that's correct.
01:39:18.000 And I think that what that is, is when your body consumes only protein, your body will convert some of that protein into glucose.
01:39:26.000 And that actually can knock you out of a ketogenic state if you eat too much protein.
01:39:31.000 But...
01:39:32.000 But when you eat like that, I mean, everybody's different, clearly.
01:39:37.000 I know people that function very well on a vegetarian diet.
01:39:40.000 Yeah.
01:39:40.000 Not for me, dude.
01:39:42.000 I like the lunch of this.
01:39:43.000 Yeah, gluconeogenesis take you out of ketosis, a widespread fear Surrounding keto is that consuming too much protein may lead to the upregulation of a process called gluconeogenesis and throw you out of ketosis, undoing all your hard work.
01:39:57.000 The truth is gluconeogenesis is essential for our overall health and actually allows us to remain in ketosis.
01:40:03.000 Oh, okay.
01:40:04.000 So it's good.
01:40:04.000 So whatever that is.
01:40:06.000 That's how I function at my best.
01:40:07.000 So that's how I eat now.
01:40:08.000 Like last night when Dave brought the pizza backstage, it looked good.
01:40:12.000 What'd you do?
01:40:12.000 I wanted a piece.
01:40:13.000 I was like, I'm not eating it.
01:40:14.000 Did you leave the room or anything?
01:40:16.000 No!
01:40:16.000 Or what were some of your methods you used to stay away from it?
01:40:19.000 I don't really...
01:40:20.000 I don't have to do that.
01:40:21.000 I just go, no.
01:40:22.000 Just not eating it.
01:40:23.000 Did you do a gum or anything to keep yourself busy?
01:40:25.000 No, no, no, no.
01:40:27.000 I wasn't even itchy.
01:40:28.000 I wasn't itchy.
01:40:29.000 You know, if I had a couple of cocktails in me, though, I probably would have grabbed a slice.
01:40:32.000 Oh, fuck yeah, boy.
01:40:33.000 That's the problem.
01:40:35.000 A couple of tequilas.
01:40:36.000 Oh, yeah.
01:40:37.000 Next thing you know, I want some pizza.
01:40:38.000 Oh, dude, I'll fucking...
01:40:40.000 Yeah.
01:40:41.000 I'll do whatever after that, boy.
01:40:42.000 I think I'm done.
01:40:44.000 I lost five pounds in two weeks.
01:40:49.000 And not anything but fat.
01:40:52.000 Just immediately my body just went shriveled up.
01:40:56.000 Do you have some fitness goals?
01:40:57.000 Like at this point in your life, you've kind of been through fitness a lot.
01:41:00.000 It's been a big part of your life.
01:41:02.000 Do some of your fitness goals kind of change as we get a little bit older, do you think?
01:41:06.000 Not for me, no.
01:41:07.000 No, because with hormone replacement and all the stuff that I do, even at 55, my buddy functions essentially the same way I did when I was 30. And I'm not exaggerating.
01:41:17.000 Like, I have no problem doing hard workouts, kettlebells, heavy bag workout, jujitsu.
01:41:23.000 Injuries are an issue, you know, with me.
01:41:25.000 Like, I just tweaked my back muscle the other day doing some deadlifts.
01:41:27.000 But nothing serious.
01:41:29.000 But, um...
01:41:30.000 But as far as fitness goals, it's just to maintain this.
01:41:34.000 I know I have an extraordinary level of fitness from my age, and I just maintain that.
01:41:39.000 And I think that if you can maintain it, that's the key.
01:41:42.000 The real problem with people is they get out of shape, and then getting back in shape is very hard.
01:41:46.000 It's a fucking grind.
01:41:47.000 It's a grind.
01:41:49.000 And for me, for my mental health...
01:41:51.000 Man, I am not the same person if I don't exercise.
01:41:55.000 You know, that whole thing with the frequencies?
01:41:58.000 I'm at my best as a human being, as a friend, as a husband, as a father, as a comedian, as a podcast host, just as a neighbor, as a general person.
01:42:08.000 I'm at my best.
01:42:10.000 If I work out.
01:42:11.000 Yeah.
01:42:11.000 100% of the time.
01:42:13.000 I'm less anxious.
01:42:14.000 I don't have any demons.
01:42:16.000 Everything's good.
01:42:17.000 I exercise it all out.
01:42:18.000 It's just like...
01:42:19.000 It's like a purge that I have to do.
01:42:22.000 I have to do that purge.
01:42:23.000 And if I don't...
01:42:24.000 I don't fucking...
01:42:25.000 I don't get that out.
01:42:28.000 Then I have all this extra...
01:42:30.000 All this extra unnecessary angst and...
01:42:35.000 Weirdness and I think that's most people man.
01:42:37.000 I mean when I go like I've been injured before where I couldn't do anything for like a week or two and you start getting depressed.
01:42:43.000 You start feeling like shit.
01:42:45.000 You start feeling real dull and sad and like it's not and I think that is a lot of people out there that suffer from depression.
01:42:52.000 In fact, they say that exercise is one and a half times more effective than SSRIs for curing depression.
01:43:00.000 Oh, in a heartbeat, man.
01:43:02.000 Because I take SSRIs and I do exercise.
01:43:04.000 If I take my SSRI, I don't feel really anything.
01:43:07.000 I just feel like, oh, I took my SSRI. But if I go for a run, like even today, I had to go run a couple miles.
01:43:12.000 I was like, I know I'm going to be on here.
01:43:14.000 I want to have my good energy going.
01:43:19.000 I'm going to go for a run.
01:43:21.000 And so, yeah, I know that it makes me feel better if I do something athletic.
01:43:27.000 What SSRI are you taking?
01:43:29.000 I think I'm a Lexapro right now.
01:43:30.000 I take the generic one, whatever the cheaper one is.
01:43:34.000 You know, I think it's...
01:43:35.000 I don't know what it is, but it is...
01:43:38.000 They say it's fine.
01:43:43.000 You know?
01:43:44.000 So I don't know if I believe them, but I mean, I'm fucking taking it.
01:43:47.000 Now, I would like to maybe take 30 days off and try ayahuasca again.
01:43:53.000 I feel like I'm getting back around where I would like to do it again, you know?
01:43:57.000 Yeah?
01:43:58.000 Yeah.
01:44:00.000 Dude.
01:44:01.000 I would, man.
01:44:02.000 Because I want to fucking feel.
01:44:03.000 I want to be right up there on nature's fucking...
01:44:05.000 Mmm.
01:44:05.000 I want to be in there.
01:44:07.000 Eavesdropping on nature's nuts, boy.
01:44:09.000 Yeah.
01:44:10.000 God, I'll be right up there.
01:44:11.000 Yeah.
01:44:12.000 What'd you say, boy?
01:44:14.000 Eavesdropping on nature.
01:44:15.000 Right up next to it.
01:44:16.000 Oh, dude.
01:44:17.000 Feeling it.
01:44:18.000 Oh, ayahuasca, dude.
01:44:19.000 You'll fucking...
01:44:20.000 Mother Nature, she'll break out that wiener and you'll be like, damn, I didn't know Mother Nature had a wiener, you know?
01:44:26.000 Mother Nature's got everything.
01:44:27.000 It's powerful, dude.
01:44:28.000 That ayahuasca stuff is real powerful.
01:44:29.000 So I would like to do that again.
01:44:31.000 Dude, what is the reason why you take the SSRIs?
01:44:35.000 I think because when I'm off of them, something feels wrong.
01:44:39.000 I feel...
01:44:42.000 It's a battle.
01:44:43.000 A battle.
01:45:04.000 If I don't take them and I still do all those things, it's hard for me to get to a good baseline.
01:45:08.000 What do you mean by wrong?
01:45:09.000 Like when you say you feel wrong, what does it feel like?
01:45:13.000 I feel like at any moment kind of my feelings can just drop off into like a really surprised low.
01:45:21.000 Out of nowhere for no reason.
01:45:23.000 Yes.
01:45:24.000 Sometimes with a little bit of motivation to it, right?
01:45:27.000 Or some trigger.
01:45:28.000 But the level that it drops off to, it's too much of a drop.
01:45:34.000 For me to not get some help.
01:45:35.000 If it were a little bit and it felt manageable, that's okay.
01:45:39.000 But when it's pretty steep, it's like, oh man, this feels sometimes scary.
01:45:43.000 Yeah, I know what you're saying.
01:45:45.000 But doing that ayahuasca stuff made it a lot easier.
01:45:51.000 Better than it had ever been.
01:45:53.000 Neil Brennan said it basically cured him.
01:45:57.000 Yeah, he's the one who took me to it.
01:45:58.000 Yeah, he said it made him much happier.
01:46:01.000 It cured him of, like, a lot of his, what he felt like were personality disorders that he had.
01:46:08.000 You know?
01:46:08.000 Like, Neil's a...
01:46:10.000 Neil's a great guy.
01:46:12.000 Very, very smart.
01:46:13.000 Very smart.
01:46:14.000 And sometimes, you know, I wonder about real smart guys.
01:46:17.000 They're just always thinking about things and maybe too much about certain things.
01:46:21.000 And, you know, you just get overwhelmed by thoughts and anxiety and emotions.
01:46:26.000 And anxiety is a lot of what anxiety a lot of is fretting about possibilities for a lot of people.
01:46:32.000 You know, it's the inability to live in the moment.
01:46:35.000 And you forgot about anxiety.
01:46:36.000 And a lot of it has to do with childhood trauma.
01:46:38.000 A lot of it has to do with genetics.
01:46:40.000 Anxiety is a weird thing.
01:46:41.000 They think that anxiety, whether it's a learned behavior or not, you can actually get it from your parents.
01:46:46.000 I don't know why.
01:46:49.000 I could see that.
01:46:50.000 Can you get anxiety?
01:46:51.000 Is anxiety genetic?
01:46:53.000 Google that.
01:46:53.000 My mom made us anxious.
01:46:55.000 Yeah?
01:46:55.000 Yeah, dude.
01:46:56.000 Sometimes my mom, we'd go get ice cream, dude, and she would like, she's like, she'd get angry if we, she'd get so angry if we dripped any of it.
01:47:04.000 Here it goes.
01:47:04.000 There's clear research showing that anxiety is influenced by genetics.
01:47:08.000 In fact, experts noticed a family connection for anxiety even before they understood how DNA or genes worked.
01:47:14.000 If you have a close relative with anxiety, your chance of developing is about two to six times higher than if you don't.
01:47:20.000 Well, I don't know if that's genetic or if it's just like...
01:47:22.000 Learned behavior.
01:47:23.000 Yeah, if your mom is always or your dad is always like, bah, they're fucking anxious, and they're fucking, if they come over and they're always fucking tickling you, then you're gonna fucking feel tickled all the time.
01:47:32.000 If you're always getting fucked with.
01:47:34.000 Yeah, yeah, something, you know, bugging you or something, even just tickling you with their words.
01:47:38.000 Yeah, genetics of generalized anxiety disorder and related traits.
01:47:42.000 Well, for sure, mental illness is genetic.
01:47:46.000 There's a lot of people that are mentally ill and their children are mentally ill, or their family's mentally ill, or, you know, it's like, it's...
01:47:53.000 Man, I used to have a much more ignorant view on mental health, because I have my own mental health issues, which I'm sure we all do, but mine was like, just don't be a pussy.
01:48:06.000 Get your work done, you feel great.
01:48:08.000 And I don't have to take anything, and even though I don't have to take anything, I'm still doing something to mitigate it.
01:48:14.000 I'm doing something every day to work on it, and when I don't, I do feel it, like a lot of people do.
01:48:19.000 So I always wonder, maybe those people just aren't doing the work.
01:48:21.000 Maybe if they just got up in the morning and went running before work or did something before, maybe they could get through this and not need a fucking pill.
01:48:28.000 I don't think that anymore.
01:48:30.000 Interesting.
01:48:31.000 Yeah, I think it's...
01:48:32.000 I think, yeah, there's times where I thought that I'm just not tough enough.
01:48:35.000 I'm just not doing enough.
01:48:38.000 I'm not enough to battle this, right?
01:48:41.000 And then I get to a point where so many times I tried to stop taking it.
01:48:46.000 It's like it's too much of a discrepancy that makes things unmanageable to a point where it feels like it's unfair to be that unmanageable to myself.
01:48:55.000 So I get back on it, you know, and And I don't think it really bothers me or anything like that, but...
01:49:02.000 Yeah, it's kind of the same with alcoholism.
01:49:04.000 Like, I thought alcoholism used to just be like somebody couldn't stop drinking or whatever.
01:49:09.000 Right.
01:49:10.000 But there's so much more.
01:49:12.000 I mean, alcoholism is the only disease that will tell you you don't have the disease, right?
01:49:16.000 Mm-hmm.
01:49:17.000 That's crazy.
01:49:18.000 Like, imagine if you put on, like, a shirt, right?
01:49:22.000 But every couple days, a shirt was like, guess what?
01:49:25.000 You don't have a shirt on.
01:49:29.000 I don't think...
01:49:30.000 That's a good analogy.
01:49:32.000 Yeah.
01:49:32.000 I don't know if it is, but it seems like it.
01:49:35.000 But that's what alcohol is.
01:49:36.000 Because alcoholism would tell you you don't have a problem.
01:49:39.000 Right.
01:49:39.000 You don't have a problem.
01:49:40.000 Have another drink.
01:49:41.000 Yeah.
01:49:41.000 Relax.
01:49:42.000 Have another Coke.
01:49:43.000 Have some more Coke.
01:49:44.000 Have a bump.
01:49:45.000 Yeah.
01:49:45.000 Have another family.
01:49:47.000 Woo!
01:49:49.000 Brian Simpson was telling us he went through a brief period of time where he was doing a lot of Adderall.
01:49:54.000 And he said, like a week, he said he did a week of Adderall.
01:49:58.000 And he said, man, he's like, that shit, that shit pulls you in.
01:50:03.000 Really?
01:50:03.000 He said that?
01:50:03.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:50:04.000 He's like, that shit pulls you in.
01:50:05.000 He goes, it makes you focus.
01:50:06.000 He He told this fucking hilarious story about he went to jerk off and he had 90 tabs open and he was looking at porn for five hours because he couldn't pick one that he liked the best.
01:50:20.000 I was like, you gotta talk about that on stage.
01:50:23.000 Brian Simpson is so fucking funny.
01:50:25.000 He is so fucking funny.
01:50:27.000 Oh yeah, he's great.
01:50:28.000 He is so funny.
01:50:29.000 His way of looking at things is so interesting because he's so thoughtful.
01:50:33.000 When he thinks about things, he never comes up with a half-ass take on things.
01:50:38.000 His take on things is like he's been thinking about it for a long time before he brings it up.
01:50:44.000 Yeah, I like listening to him.
01:50:46.000 There's something really unique about him.
01:50:48.000 Very unique comedy style too.
01:50:50.000 Relaxed and punchlines are crisp.
01:50:54.000 Yeah.
01:50:54.000 I love a crisp punchline.
01:50:56.000 Bang!
01:50:57.000 Yeah, you're pretty...
01:50:58.000 You like to have things kind of organized.
01:51:02.000 Yeah.
01:51:03.000 Well, that's the best...
01:51:06.000 You also have the disorganized moments.
01:51:09.000 You know, where you're fucking around.
01:51:10.000 Like, if I have new bits, there's a lot of disorganized moments.
01:51:13.000 Yeah, I was watching you perform last night.
01:51:14.000 It was cool.
01:51:15.000 Thank you.
01:51:15.000 Yeah.
01:51:16.000 A lot of it was new stuff that I hadn't heard.
01:51:19.000 Yeah, I got about a half hour of new shit.
01:51:21.000 It was...
01:51:23.000 Yeah, there was a couple things I was laughing at, man.
01:51:25.000 It was fun.
01:51:26.000 God, that was so much fun over there.
01:51:28.000 God, it's so fun, right?
01:51:29.000 I can't believe you have your own club, dude.
01:51:31.000 Doesn't it feel like it's been open forever, though?
01:51:33.000 It feels weird in there.
01:51:35.000 Well, I think some of it because it's been such a journey for you that other people have kind of been on with you in a way.
01:51:41.000 Yeah.
01:51:42.000 Well, also, all these guys who had faith in me, who moved out here, and moved out here when I didn't even have a club yet.
01:51:49.000 And we were all just operating out of the Vulcan.
01:51:51.000 But the shows of the Vulcan were so fun.
01:51:54.000 People were like, man, I think I believe him.
01:51:58.000 That's us last night.
01:51:59.000 Come on, son.
01:52:00.000 Look at that picture.
01:52:01.000 Come on.
01:52:02.000 Louie, Dave, Tom, Ron, me, Ian, Theo, motherfucking Vaughn, Ahsan, Derek.
01:52:10.000 Come on, man.
01:52:11.000 Wow.
01:52:12.000 That was a great night.
01:52:13.000 What a show, too.
01:52:14.000 What a fucking show.
01:52:16.000 I know, dude.
01:52:17.000 I can't believe we get to do this for our job.
01:52:19.000 There you are.
01:52:19.000 There I am.
01:52:20.000 Yeah, man.
01:52:21.000 It's the greatest job in the history of the world.
01:52:23.000 Dave Attell.
01:52:23.000 For us.
01:52:24.000 Look at Dom up there, killing it.
01:52:26.000 Dude, Ron, look at him, huh?
01:52:28.000 Murdering.
01:52:28.000 Murdering.
01:52:29.000 I retired.
01:52:30.000 Bitch, you ain't retired.
01:52:31.000 You've been at my club four days a week.
01:52:32.000 Fuck us.
01:52:33.000 He had a retirement party.
01:52:35.000 I'm like, I am not going to your fucking fugazi.
01:52:37.000 He had a retirement party?
01:52:37.000 He had a retirement party.
01:52:39.000 I'm like, I am not going to your fucking fugazi retirement party.
01:52:43.000 I know you, Ron White.
01:52:44.000 You're too goddamn good.
01:52:45.000 He's too goddamn good.
01:52:47.000 That guy's never going to quit doing comedy.
01:52:48.000 He's too good.
01:52:49.000 Even just listening to him is fun.
01:52:52.000 And he has a time period trapped in him that a lot of people don't have it.
01:52:58.000 He's got that rural Texas way and a look at the world.
01:53:03.000 You have to have that voice still out there.
01:53:06.000 You have to.
01:53:07.000 He's a real legend.
01:53:09.000 And having him around the club all the time, it's like, it's so morale-boosting for everybody.
01:53:15.000 I just saw this video of him in 1989. Give me some of this.
01:53:19.000 You know, I was amazed by this.
01:53:20.000 Twenty-one of us took us down there to the Guadalupe River.
01:53:24.000 We had six ice chests full of beer.
01:53:27.000 We floated down that river drinking beer for six and a half hours.
01:53:31.000 Not one person had to pee.
01:53:41.000 Now, I find that to be remarkable bladder control.
01:53:45.000 I'd like to think my friends wouldn't pee on themselves.
01:53:48.000 I know I would.
01:53:51.000 That's the best thing about tubing the river.
01:53:52.000 You could just paddle up to somebody you don't even know.
01:53:57.000 Oh, that is pretty true, dude.
01:54:00.000 Just peeing right next to somebody.
01:54:02.000 There's nothing...
01:54:03.000 Look at him back then!
01:54:04.000 Wow.
01:54:04.000 Look at him back then with the long hair.
01:54:06.000 He was like a hippie.
01:54:07.000 Early 90s.
01:54:09.000 Wow.
01:54:10.000 There's nothing better than being in a pool talking to somebody and peeing at the same time.
01:54:15.000 I get point blank range.
01:54:16.000 There's a lot of things better than that.
01:54:18.000 Yeah, you're right.
01:54:19.000 You're right, boy.
01:54:20.000 There's a lot of things better than that.
01:54:21.000 That's not even in the top thousand.
01:54:23.000 I mean...
01:54:25.000 Out of all the good things, the smell of fresh baked bread is better than that.
01:54:29.000 Maybe, dude.
01:54:30.000 Without even eating it.
01:54:33.000 I mean, yeah, if you got a fucking kitchen or whatever.
01:54:37.000 Yeah, but still, I'm saying if you're really just out in the elements, dude, be in point-blank range urinating in somebody else's space.
01:54:45.000 That doesn't do anything good for me.
01:54:46.000 I feel like a terrible person for pissing on somebody.
01:54:49.000 Yeah, you're right.
01:54:50.000 Come on, man.
01:54:51.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:54:52.000 Why are you out there peeing on people?
01:54:53.000 We're better than that.
01:54:54.000 We're better than that.
01:54:55.000 Yeah, we are.
01:54:56.000 Come on, man.
01:54:57.000 Yeah, you're right.
01:54:57.000 We're better than that.
01:54:58.000 You're right.
01:54:59.000 I'm not going to let that affect me anymore.
01:55:00.000 Are you excited about tonight?
01:55:02.000 Yeah.
01:55:03.000 Let's fucking go.
01:55:06.000 Yeah, I'm excited, dude.
01:55:08.000 I get excited every time I go there.
01:55:09.000 You do?
01:55:11.000 Yeah, I can't believe it's real.
01:55:12.000 Still can't believe it's real.
01:55:13.000 When I walk in, I can't believe it's real.
01:55:15.000 Say hi to everybody, can't believe it's real.
01:55:17.000 All these people are working.
01:55:18.000 Staff.
01:55:19.000 Hi!
01:55:19.000 How's everybody doing?
01:55:21.000 Can't believe it's real.
01:55:22.000 Go upstairs, all the comics are there, hanging out.
01:55:24.000 It's a party every night.
01:55:26.000 It's like the best night of your life, every night.
01:55:29.000 It's like what we had at the store, better.
01:55:32.000 It really is.
01:55:33.000 It's crazy.
01:55:34.000 It's the environment, and it's so perfectly set up for stand-up.
01:55:38.000 And the audiences are so hyped.
01:55:40.000 I mean, you get there at 9.30, there's a fucking line around the block waiting to get on that 10 o'clock show.
01:55:45.000 It's nuts.
01:55:46.000 It is exciting, man.
01:55:47.000 I mean, even just seeing people excited to be at a club again is exciting, you know?
01:55:51.000 Yeah.
01:55:52.000 Well, this town has really embraced it, you know, because it was a long time that I was, you know...
01:55:58.000 Us moving here was a big deal.
01:55:59.000 There's a lot of articles written like this stand-up comedy has moved to Austin.
01:56:04.000 And then when I said I was going to open up a club, there was like a lot of hype about that.
01:56:09.000 And it was almost better that the first place didn't work out because it took so long before we bought the second place and then started construction.
01:56:16.000 It was a whole year process after that.
01:56:19.000 It was a lot going on.
01:56:20.000 It was like a year and a half of just straight construction.
01:56:24.000 Did you feel at some point, like, was there ever a point where you were like, I don't know if this is going to work out, but I've already said it's going to, so I have to do it?
01:56:31.000 No.
01:56:31.000 No, because fortunately, I had the resources.
01:56:35.000 So it wasn't like, if I was stressed out financially, and I was like cutting it close, that would have been a different experience.
01:56:44.000 This experience was like, what do we got to do?
01:56:46.000 Okay, let's do that.
01:56:48.000 What's the best thing to do?
01:56:49.000 Do that.
01:56:49.000 You know, like when Louis came.
01:56:51.000 Louis C.K. came and I showed him the club and he fucking loved it, but he gave me all these good suggestions.
01:56:57.000 One of the things he said, the stage in the small room was too big.
01:57:00.000 And he was like, you're right.
01:57:02.000 He was like, yeah, you should cut it down four feet on each side.
01:57:04.000 So I got the construction guys over here.
01:57:05.000 It was before we poured the cement, so all the rebar was cut, the metal was in place, and I was like, let's make it smaller.
01:57:10.000 Cut it here and cut it there.
01:57:11.000 And they're like, well, this is going to take more time.
01:57:12.000 I'm like, yeah, but we've got to do it right.
01:57:14.000 Let's do it right.
01:57:14.000 Lower the ceiling, shrink the stage, lower the ceiling in the big room, sound editing everywhere.
01:57:20.000 Because a lot of comics like...
01:57:22.000 They like echo in a comedy club because it makes the laughs louder, but it also makes it harder to hear what the person's saying because all the sound is bouncing around.
01:57:30.000 Yeah, I don't like that.
01:57:31.000 I like it with carpet or, you know, like as much can be absorbed.
01:57:36.000 That's what you want.
01:57:37.000 What we got now is perfect.
01:57:39.000 Yeah, Louie's awesome, man.
01:57:40.000 Louie came on my podcast and we had one of the best chats I've ever had with somebody.
01:57:44.000 You told me that YouTube removed your RFK podcast.
01:57:49.000 Yeah.
01:57:50.000 What happened?
01:57:53.000 Yeah, they said some of the clips were in violation of their medical policies, or like stuff that goes against the WHO. Do you know that North Korea just joined the WHO? North Korea has like an executive position on the board of the WHO. See what that is.
01:58:12.000 Which is insane.
01:58:13.000 This is literally a country that starves their citizens and the WHO is allowing them I mean, it's just...
01:58:20.000 What is the WHO? What the fuck?
01:58:23.000 You're telling me that Robert Kennedy Jr. is lying?
01:58:26.000 Because I bet he's not.
01:58:27.000 Yeah.
01:58:28.000 I bet everything he said is true.
01:58:29.000 I bet everything he said could be backed up by data.
01:58:33.000 Well, I mean, one thing that I love about Bobby or Robert Kennedy, he's a friend of mine, and I've always really...
01:58:42.000 He's an environmentalist, right?
01:58:44.000 That's how he started.
01:58:45.000 He was an environmentalist.
01:58:46.000 So it makes sense that he would care about the environment inside of our bodies as well, right?
01:58:52.000 Like he has this River Keepers organization.
01:58:54.000 They're just about keeping the waters clean.
01:58:55.000 And his whole life has been about that kind of stuff.
01:58:58.000 So I don't know.
01:58:59.000 I found it just like, yeah, if somebody wants to object to the status quo or raise their hand and ask questions...
01:59:07.000 That makes perfect sense to me.
01:59:09.000 And then also he's not like an anti-vaxxer, but he's about like vaccine efficacy, right?
01:59:15.000 Which means I think like...
01:59:16.000 It's about honest vaccine efficacy.
01:59:18.000 Like what's the real data versus what are they selling you?
01:59:21.000 Because if you look at the COVID vaccine, for example, they sold us something that wasn't accurate.
01:59:27.000 They said that it was going to stop transmission.
01:59:29.000 They said that it was going to stop infection.
01:59:30.000 It did neither of those things.
01:59:32.000 Yeah.
01:59:32.000 They also said that it was going to offer long-lasting protection.
01:59:35.000 It did not.
01:59:36.000 It just didn't.
01:59:37.000 And they said it was safe and effective.
01:59:39.000 How can they know that?
01:59:41.000 It's a new product.
01:59:42.000 And you're administering it to hundreds of millions of people without a lengthy trial period like they do with every other drug.
01:59:48.000 So all these people were, like, wanting it to be effective, so they were doing the work of the pharmaceutical companies, which they've never done before.
01:59:56.000 No one has ever, like, said, you've got to trust these people that have the biggest fucking criminal fines in U.S. history.
02:00:02.000 These people that have been lying to us left and right.
02:00:05.000 These people that have...
02:00:06.000 They've been tried and convicted for lying about the side effects, for lying about the efficacy, whether or not something is addictive.
02:00:14.000 We know that with the opioid crisis.
02:00:16.000 Oh, yeah.
02:00:16.000 You watch Dope Sick for...
02:00:18.000 I mean, that's unbelievable.
02:00:19.000 You get involved and it's unbelievable what's happened with all of that.
02:00:22.000 Yeah, this is...
02:00:24.000 And the Sackler family just got...
02:00:27.000 They just...
02:00:28.000 They had to give...
02:00:29.000 I think it was like...
02:00:30.000 A large payment, I think it was like six or eight billion dollars, and that gives them immunity.
02:00:37.000 That was very recent.
02:00:39.000 See if you can find that.
02:00:39.000 But that's fucking nothing.
02:00:40.000 Sackler family wins immunity from opioid lawsuits, which is fucking wild.
02:00:46.000 Unreal.
02:00:47.000 Six billion.
02:00:49.000 What about all the people that fucking died?
02:00:51.000 What about all the fucking kids that overdosed?
02:00:52.000 What about all the families who had a child who sprained their fucking ankle and two years later lost their kid to addiction because this company didn't care and because the FDA was compromisable.
02:01:07.000 I'm sorry, man.
02:01:08.000 That shit fucking makes me angry.
02:01:09.000 I think these people should be fucking hung, dude.
02:01:11.000 It's evil.
02:01:12.000 It's evil.
02:01:13.000 That's what it is.
02:01:14.000 They absolutely lied about whether or not it was addictive.
02:01:18.000 In exchange, they will pay $6 billion to help address opioid addiction.
02:01:22.000 What does that even mean?
02:01:23.000 What does that mean?
02:01:23.000 What does that mean?
02:01:24.000 How are you going to address it?
02:01:25.000 Hey guys, opioids are addictive.
02:01:28.000 Who knows?
02:01:30.000 Yeah, man.
02:01:31.000 The payments will be spread over multiple years, but look at how much they made.
02:01:35.000 See, the thing is, they're collectively worth $11 billion, and they had to give up $6 billion.
02:01:41.000 So how much money did they make off of opiates?
02:01:44.000 See, that's the thing that happened with Vioxx.
02:01:49.000 With Vioxx, they got in trouble.
02:01:51.000 What is it, Vioxx?
02:01:53.000 Vioxx is an anti-inflammatory that didn't particularly work very well and also killed a bunch of people.
02:01:58.000 Killed at least 50,000 Americans.
02:02:00.000 A friend of mine got a stroke from it.
02:02:02.000 It caused all these issues with people.
02:02:04.000 They were aware of it.
02:02:05.000 There's internal documents that showed that it was going to be a problem.
02:02:08.000 They knew it was going to be a problem.
02:02:09.000 But in the internal documents, they said, but we think we will do very well with this.
02:02:13.000 So they did very well financially.
02:02:15.000 I think they made something like $12 billion off of Vioxx, and they had to give up $5.
02:02:21.000 So they got a fine of $5 billion.
02:02:23.000 But that means they had all that profit.
02:02:25.000 That's a lot.
02:02:26.000 It's sick.
02:02:27.000 When did that start to happen in our country?
02:02:31.000 When did it start to happen that we're not protecting our...
02:02:38.000 People like when did that does that mean like Profit it's all profit if there was no money in this they would go after those folks 100% there's money when there's money in our time an existence of time was there a point where That wasn't the way of the thing well here's the first problem Advertising for pharmaceutical drugs on television.
02:02:59.000 Advertising for pharmaceutical drugs is illegal in every country in the world except for New Zealand and the United States.
02:03:07.000 You shouldn't be able to influence people to want to take These drugs that they may or may not need.
02:03:13.000 That should be entirely a conversation between you and your healthcare provider.
02:03:18.000 Someone should be giving you an educated understanding of what the pros and cons are, and this is why I think you need this, and this is why you should take that.
02:03:26.000 It shouldn't be you coming to your doctor.
02:03:28.000 Ask your doctor if la-la-la is right for you.
02:03:31.000 Do you have days where blah-blah-blah, do you have that?
02:03:35.000 Well, la-la-la is for you.
02:03:37.000 And they have these fucking people dancing around in wheat fields.
02:03:40.000 Yeah.
02:03:40.000 You know, and spinning their daughter around on a merry-go-round, and everything looks like a great old time.
02:03:45.000 Yeah.
02:03:46.000 Yeah, they have, like, two black people, like, hugging in a bathtub or something.
02:03:49.000 It's a cookout.
02:03:50.000 Everybody's having a great time.
02:03:54.000 Bliss.
02:03:54.000 Yeah.
02:03:55.000 It's about happy moments.
02:03:57.000 But here's the thing.
02:03:58.000 You take those pills, they're not going to invite you to that cookout.
02:04:00.000 You still got no friends.
02:04:01.000 You just had home on pills, dude.
02:04:02.000 I've done it.
02:04:05.000 You're not doing CPR on some senior citizen somewhere.
02:04:10.000 You're out there playing pickleball in the sun.
02:04:13.000 You're out there suffering by yourself.
02:04:16.000 But it's crazy.
02:04:16.000 It's like everybody wants to be happy.
02:04:18.000 So the problem with advertising is, I mean, it's one thing if you're advertising for a nice pair of shoes or something like that.
02:04:24.000 I don't find any problem with that.
02:04:25.000 It makes people want them, but...
02:04:26.000 What's the downside?
02:04:28.000 You buy something you really can't afford?
02:04:29.000 That's the worst downside.
02:04:31.000 I don't find that to be that much of a problem.
02:04:33.000 I don't find advertising in general to be a problem because I believe, generally, if you're intelligent, you should be able to navigate that.
02:04:42.000 But when it comes to things like drugs, and especially when it comes to antidepressants and when it comes to these things that they're advertising, Constantly on television.
02:04:52.000 Constantly on YouTube.
02:04:53.000 Just constantly.
02:04:55.000 The amount of money is so extraordinary that they put into advertising.
02:05:00.000 It's such a huge chunk of the advertising budgets of television shows.
02:05:04.000 It's every show.
02:05:04.000 Every show.
02:05:05.000 I mean, it's not a joke.
02:05:06.000 It's every show.
02:05:06.000 It's like, don't we see that that's obviously not...
02:05:10.000 We don't need everybody to be on pills.
02:05:12.000 Well, they think you do.
02:05:14.000 This is what I found so bizarre.
02:05:16.000 Look, I never thought I would be in the center of any sort of controversy about pharmaceutical drugs or about health care.
02:05:24.000 Never thought that I would be in the middle of it.
02:05:26.000 But one of the things that stunned me was talking to these people that were doctors that were fat That were unhealthy, that didn't take vitamins, that didn't exercise, that definitely didn't optimize their health.
02:05:40.000 And they were trying to put in your head that the only way to be healthy was to get injected with some experimental medical thing.
02:05:49.000 And that's fucking horseshit.
02:05:51.000 That's never been the case.
02:05:53.000 Ever.
02:05:53.000 That violates all of our understandings about the human immune system, About health and wellness, about just your overall metabolic health.
02:06:05.000 It violates all of our understandings.
02:06:08.000 People who are healthier, people who exercise, people who go outside who get vitamin D, people that are taking vitamin C, people that are supplementing, they have a much better time with any kind of illness they get.
02:06:20.000 Yeah.
02:06:21.000 There's a lot of documentation about this.
02:06:23.000 This is science, too.
02:06:25.000 But the problem is it's not science that's supported by these companies that are directly funded by pharmaceutical companies.
02:06:31.000 Whatever these organizing bodies are, whether it's the FDA or the CDC or whatever, when you look at what happens with the FDA and the CDC, how these people go from being presidents and being the people that...
02:06:45.000 That recommend policy and then they go on to become fucking CFO or CEO of another of a pharmaceutical company.
02:06:53.000 Yes, there's a fucking revolving door and it's evil.
02:06:56.000 That shit should not be legal.
02:06:58.000 I agree.
02:06:59.000 It's crazy that they're allowed to do that.
02:07:01.000 Well, how do we stop that kind of stuff though?
02:07:03.000 How do you as like a regular person?
02:07:05.000 I mean it just like You can't.
02:07:08.000 A regular person can't.
02:07:10.000 But you can get the voice out to all these people that these people...
02:07:15.000 Look, if anything we learned from the pandemic, you can't trust these people.
02:07:21.000 You cannot trust everything they say as being fact.
02:07:23.000 You just can't.
02:07:24.000 There's another thing that got released today about reproductive repercussions of the COVID vaccine.
02:07:30.000 I'll find that for you.
02:07:32.000 Because there's people that have been talking about this that they're just now, they're finding out that there absolutely is negative side effects for women that are pregnant, for women's reproductive health, for...
02:07:47.000 Well, I'll tell you this, Joe.
02:07:48.000 See if you can find that.
02:07:49.000 I think it came from the UK. It just got released today.
02:07:53.000 I remember, you know, I grew up in an environment where Tulane University, I've told you this before, they had their primate testing facility in our town, right?
02:08:02.000 Yeah.
02:08:03.000 And a bunch of chimps got out once and we got to help the police go get them, right?
02:08:07.000 I told you about that.
02:08:08.000 Yeah.
02:08:13.000 The polio vaccine, right?
02:08:14.000 That's where they made it.
02:08:16.000 And it caused cancer in a lot of women, like in their cervical cancer, I believe.
02:08:22.000 But they'd already made it.
02:08:25.000 And they're like, it'll cure, it'll stop polio.
02:08:27.000 But some women will get, so they just released it.
02:08:31.000 Did you know that polio, 95% of people get polio, it's asymptomatic?
02:08:38.000 So what does that mean?
02:08:39.000 I'm reading this book about this.
02:08:40.000 That might not be true.
02:08:41.000 So I need to make sure that this book is accurate.
02:08:44.000 But what they're basically saying in this book is that A lot of the cases of polio that we talk about from back in the day, DDT was in widespread use back then.
02:08:57.000 Widespread use as a pesticide.
02:09:00.000 And they were using DDT to kill bugs that they thought carried diseases.
02:09:04.000 But the problem is DDT exposure is insanely toxic.
02:09:09.000 Now we know that.
02:09:10.000 Now DDT, they don't use it anymore in America.
02:09:13.000 But they still use it in other countries where polio-like symptoms are very prevalent.
02:09:17.000 One of the side effects, one of the effects of DDT poisoning is polio-like symptoms.
02:09:23.000 I think it's called...
02:09:28.000 Encephalopathy?
02:09:29.000 See what that is.
02:09:30.000 DDT side effects.
02:09:32.000 We didn't have a lot of polio, I don't think, in our area.
02:09:35.000 Well, polio was something that was going on in the early part of the 20th century.
02:09:41.000 And it's widely credited that the polio vaccine is what stopped that.
02:09:47.000 I used to wholesale believe that until this pandemic, and now I question everything.
02:09:54.000 Now I'm like, I don't know.
02:09:55.000 I don't know what the truth is, whether it's smallpox or polio.
02:09:58.000 I have a feeling that there's a lot more to the story than what the general narrative is that we've been given, is that vaccines are this amazing cure.
02:10:08.000 I think there's a lot of other factors, and I think one of the other factors was hygiene.
02:10:12.000 And the book is called Dissolving Illusions, and it's all about the origins of vaccines and what vaccines have done to stop disease spread and what the negative side effects have been.
02:10:24.000 And it's just like, there's a lot of negative side effects, man.
02:10:27.000 And to pretend that it's safe and effective, like when you're administering things to millions, if not hundreds of millions of people.
02:10:36.000 There's gonna be some problems and they don't want to advertise those problems.
02:10:41.000 They don't want to make those problems publicly known.
02:10:45.000 Oh yeah, there's side effects.
02:10:47.000 You can't fucking whisper, you can't see far.
02:10:50.000 There's all kind of fucking side effects.
02:10:52.000 Dude, we had a guy who broke into Walgreens and did like seven...
02:10:56.000 He was addicted to the fucking COVID vaccine.
02:11:00.000 He did like seven inoculations.
02:11:02.000 I got a lady in my neighborhood that keeps getting boosted.
02:11:05.000 Her doctor told her stop getting boosted.
02:11:07.000 Doctor's like, no more.
02:11:09.000 She's like, I gotta go to LA. I need to get boosted.
02:11:10.000 The doctor's like, it's enough.
02:11:12.000 It's enough.
02:11:12.000 This is most of the side effects I can find.
02:11:14.000 Okay.
02:11:15.000 DDT at low environmental doses or unknown following exposure to high doses.
02:11:19.000 Human symptoms can include vomiting, tremors or shakiness and seizures.
02:11:23.000 Laboratory animals showed side effects in liver and reproduction.
02:11:26.000 DDT is considered possible human carcinogen.
02:11:29.000 In this book, they were talking about paralysis, all sorts of issues.
02:11:34.000 A lot of laboratory animals are pussies, though, aren't they?
02:11:37.000 I don't know.
02:11:37.000 It's estimated that 95 to 99% of people who contract polio virus are asymptomatic.
02:11:44.000 Isn't that wild?
02:11:45.000 Wow.
02:11:46.000 So what does that mean?
02:11:46.000 You don't even know you had it?
02:11:48.000 Right.
02:11:48.000 It doesn't affect it.
02:11:49.000 Your body fights it off.
02:11:50.000 That was the same for me.
02:11:51.000 I remember I came here and got tested for COVID by you guys, and I had the antibodies.
02:11:57.000 Yeah, you had it and you didn't even know.
02:11:58.000 That was a lot of people with COVID. But I think that's people that are healthier.
02:12:02.000 I think that's people that got exposed to it.
02:12:05.000 I know I got exposed to it because my whole family got it.
02:12:08.000 My wife got it.
02:12:09.000 Both my kids got it.
02:12:10.000 And I was at home with them.
02:12:11.000 I didn't protect myself at all because I was like, they seem okay.
02:12:15.000 I'm healthy as fuck.
02:12:16.000 I'm like, let's see what happens.
02:12:18.000 And I never got it.
02:12:19.000 And I didn't protect myself at all.
02:12:21.000 I had sex with my wife.
02:12:23.000 I hugged my kids.
02:12:25.000 My wife was like, you're going to get it.
02:12:26.000 I go, I'm not going to get it.
02:12:27.000 I'm not gonna get it.
02:12:28.000 I'm gonna hold my breath.
02:12:30.000 It was one of those things where I was trying to see, and there was two days where I worked out.
02:12:36.000 Two days.
02:12:37.000 And during those days where I was working out, I was like, ooh, I feel weak.
02:12:40.000 And so I just like broke a sweat.
02:12:42.000 I just didn't push myself.
02:12:44.000 I just gently worked out.
02:12:45.000 I did like 35-pound kettlebells, nothing crazy.
02:12:49.000 I went through a mobility workout.
02:12:51.000 I did it two days in a row.
02:12:52.000 And then the third day, I felt fucking great.
02:12:54.000 The third day, my body was like, let's go.
02:12:56.000 And I had a hard workout the third day.
02:12:59.000 And I'm like, all right, whatever it is, I didn't get it.
02:13:01.000 And I didn't even have antibodies.
02:13:03.000 I had nothing.
02:13:04.000 I got tested for antibodies.
02:13:05.000 I'm like, nothing.
02:13:06.000 So I know I was exposed to it, but my body completely fought it off.
02:13:10.000 And then the time that I did get it, we had flown to Florida, we did a gig, and then we flew to, I think it was Orlando, did another gig.
02:13:20.000 We're doing arenas, right?
02:13:21.000 And it's in the round.
02:13:22.000 Yeah.
02:13:23.000 COVID spray people just spraying COVID at you laughing and cheering shit and then I went out my friend John Showman and we I had like five margaritas We played pool till 3 30 in the morning.
02:13:34.000 Oh wow and you know pools intense for me I play serious pool and there's a lot of concentration and I was tired and And that night I was like, God damn, I don't fucking feel like shit.
02:13:46.000 You was tired?
02:13:46.000 But I thought I was just hungover and drunk.
02:13:49.000 I thought I was like, oh God, I gotta go to bed.
02:13:51.000 And I woke up in the morning, I'm like, I don't feel right.
02:13:54.000 I felt off.
02:13:55.000 You know, I just felt off.
02:13:56.000 And you think it was COVID? 100% it was COVID. Yeah.
02:13:58.000 And then that night I did an arena.
02:14:00.000 No problem.
02:14:00.000 Wow.
02:14:01.000 Killed.
02:14:01.000 Great show.
02:14:02.000 And then flying back that night, I was really cold.
02:14:05.000 I was like, is it cold on this plane?
02:14:07.000 And Tony was like, no, it's not.
02:14:08.000 I'm like, man, I feel like shit.
02:14:10.000 And so when I landed, I called my wife.
02:14:11.000 I go, I don't know, probably nothing's going on, but I feel like shit, so maybe we should sleep in different rooms.
02:14:16.000 And then I got tested in the morning.
02:14:18.000 Turned out that I had it.
02:14:19.000 I was sweating all night.
02:14:20.000 Like, that night I was, like, very sweaty.
02:14:23.000 And the next day, got the IVs.
02:14:25.000 The day after, felt pretty good.
02:14:27.000 The day after that, I made that video.
02:14:29.000 And then fucking CNN accused me of taking veterinary medicine.
02:14:33.000 They didn't like the fact that I got better quick.
02:14:36.000 Dude, I took steroids in high school.
02:14:37.000 I'll take fucking whatever horses are taking.
02:14:39.000 Horses are doing great, first of all.
02:14:40.000 You know how many horses are looking awesome?
02:14:43.000 They do look great.
02:14:44.000 What the fuck?
02:14:45.000 But not only that, that medication is not horse dewormer.
02:14:48.000 It's literally a human medication that's been prescribed to billions of doses of people.
02:14:54.000 It's just fucking shitty news.
02:14:56.000 It's not just shitty news.
02:14:57.000 It's propaganda that they did on behalf of the pharmaceutical companies.
02:15:01.000 They did it under the guise that they're a news organization.
02:15:05.000 But how do they get so many people to...
02:15:08.000 That's why I'm like, how does a medical group get so many people to believe that?
02:15:14.000 Simple.
02:15:15.000 That they shut their businesses down and everything.
02:15:17.000 Well, they had to.
02:15:19.000 They had to.
02:15:20.000 I mean, if the government of LA or the government of California tells you you have to shut your business down, you have to shut your business down.
02:15:27.000 And to people like me, who got COVID and got over it very quickly, that's infuriating.
02:15:32.000 Because I have had the flu that lasted a lot longer than that.
02:15:35.000 Like, with the right medications, you can get over it.
02:15:37.000 But they didn't want anybody knowing that.
02:15:39.000 Right.
02:15:39.000 That's why they were trying to limit monoclonal antibodies.
02:15:42.000 They didn't want people just taking that, because you'd just get right better.
02:15:45.000 Yeah, I mean, that's one cool thing that Bobby knows about.
02:15:48.000 He knows about a lot of that stuff.
02:15:50.000 Oh, my God.
02:15:51.000 He's the best source of information about that stuff ever because he can he's so brilliant He can just recite it at any point like you can bring it up and he'll explain to you what the actual test said Versus like the actual test when they said the cova it was the vaccine was a hundred percent effective Do you know they did that how they did that?
02:16:09.000 Because two people, I think the way it was is like two people in the placebo group got COVID, one person in the vaccine group got COVID. So it's double, which means it's 100% effective.
02:16:23.000 It was something stupid like that.
02:16:25.000 Like their measurement of 100% effective is so dishonest.
02:16:29.000 It's sneaky.
02:16:31.000 It's like they're technically allowed to say things that way.
02:16:35.000 But when they were saying things like it stops transmission, they had to admit...
02:16:40.000 One of the CEOs of Pfizer, one of the head executives, had to give some speech at, I think it was the UK Parliament, and they had to explain that there was no testing done of whether...
02:16:54.000 They never tested to see if it stopped transmission.
02:16:56.000 They only tested to see if it gave antibodies.
02:16:59.000 And it did.
02:16:59.000 But all that other stuff was horseshit.
02:17:01.000 You know, like when Rachel Maddow's on TV going, it's going to stop that virus in its tracks.
02:17:07.000 The virus ends with you.
02:17:08.000 You can't affect anyone.
02:17:09.000 You can't get infected.
02:17:10.000 It's a lie.
02:17:11.000 That was a lie.
02:17:12.000 And no one's being punished for that.
02:17:14.000 And they'll say that Bobby Kennedy is spreading misinformation where everything he said you can verify.
02:17:20.000 Everything he said is true.
02:17:22.000 But there's no money in agreeing with him.
02:17:31.000 Yeah.
02:17:48.000 I mean, it was shocking to me because the videos had been up for a long time.
02:17:51.000 You know, the clips had been up for a year.
02:17:54.000 And then, yeah, they hit us up and we're like, yeah, we have to take these down because they spread.
02:17:59.000 What was the specific thing?
02:18:01.000 COVID misinformation.
02:18:03.000 The specific thing that they said about it?
02:18:05.000 Yeah, what was the specific subject that Bobby brought up that they said was misinformation?
02:18:13.000 Let me see if I can find it.
02:18:15.000 Because a lot of the things that they used to pull videos for back in the day, they don't pull anymore.
02:18:23.000 It was, let me see, Bobby Kennedy Jr. on Dr. Fauci.
02:18:28.000 Trump called for a meeting with Bobby Kennedy Jr. about vaccines.
02:18:33.000 And Trump and Dr. Fauci met with Bobby Kennedy Jr. about vaccines.
02:18:37.000 Those three clips.
02:18:39.000 But I just thought it was interesting that, like, the timing for me was really interesting.
02:18:44.000 I mean, I was upset.
02:18:45.000 How long ago was this that they pulled it?
02:18:47.000 Two weeks ago.
02:18:48.000 Really?
02:18:49.000 Yeah.
02:18:49.000 A week and a half ago.
02:18:50.000 Really?
02:18:51.000 Yeah.
02:18:52.000 So they'd been up for a long time.
02:18:53.000 So it made me think like, well, why now?
02:18:55.000 But it also could just be- He's running for president.
02:18:57.000 That's why.
02:18:58.000 That's what I first thought.
02:18:59.000 And that's probably what I do think.
02:19:00.000 It could be also, I don't know how the algorithm works, if his name is getting propelled more so then it makes clips more prominent so then they see them.
02:19:07.000 Yeah, I'm in.
02:19:08.000 You know I'm in.
02:19:09.000 But here's, I mean, the thing that upset me the most was that, no, no, a lot of, I don't know.
02:19:14.000 So many addicts died from all the AA rooms, all the sobriety rooms, all the recovery...
02:19:20.000 Everything got shut down.
02:19:21.000 Shut down.
02:19:22.000 And so the number of people that died from that is more than the number of people that died from COVID. Well, how about the number of people that died that didn't get diagnosed?
02:19:32.000 Oh, you covered your face.
02:19:33.000 I like what you did there.
02:19:34.000 I like to fucking get in there, bitch.
02:19:35.000 You got in there.
02:19:36.000 You got in there.
02:19:37.000 I'm fucking getting in there, boy.
02:19:38.000 I'll cum in this fucking thing.
02:19:40.000 Don't do that.
02:19:41.000 So many people died from a bunch of different things because of it.
02:19:46.000 Do you think this is the gayest way you could jerk off if you lay on your back, right?
02:19:50.000 And jerk off with your legs in the air?
02:19:54.000 No, I watched a monkey jerk off into his own mouth.
02:19:57.000 I think that's the gayest way.
02:19:58.000 The monkey was hanging from his feet, and he jacked off into his own mouth.
02:20:01.000 Was he stuck somewhere?
02:20:02.000 Was he trapped?
02:20:03.000 No, he was having a good time.
02:20:04.000 Oh, yeah, that's crazy, dude.
02:20:06.000 He wasn't stuck?
02:20:07.000 Uh-oh.
02:20:07.000 Yeah, if you're in an avalanche or something, I could see you having a snack.
02:20:11.000 No, I think you leave it in your body.
02:20:14.000 I don't know, dude.
02:20:15.000 If you're stuck somewhere, you're telling me you're stuck in an avalanche.
02:20:19.000 You're going to die, and people are going to find you.
02:20:20.000 I think he...
02:20:21.000 He doesn't come before he died.
02:20:24.000 That's going to be a thing that people try to hide.
02:20:26.000 I'd write a note that says I only had a little.
02:20:31.000 But I'm not dying on an empty stomach.
02:20:33.000 You'd have to have something.
02:20:41.000 Bro, you're dying.
02:20:42.000 You've been trapped for four days in an avalanche.
02:20:44.000 You think that jerking off in your own mouth is going to give you some form of relief?
02:20:48.000 I think it's going to buy you another afternoon of being alive.
02:20:50.000 A whole afternoon from a load?
02:20:52.000 What kind of loads are you shooting?
02:20:54.000 What kind of Peter North-sized loads are you chugging down?
02:20:58.000 Jesus Christ, I don't think it works that way.
02:21:01.000 Oh, I think...
02:21:02.000 Buy you a whole afternoon?
02:21:04.000 That's fucking wiener wine at that point.
02:21:05.000 If you're stuck in an avalanche...
02:21:07.000 Like if you had a radio, like, okay, this is going to sound crazy, but to buy yourself a whole other afternoon, Theo, I'm going to need you to jerk off in your mouth.
02:21:16.000 No.
02:21:17.000 Ah, come on, man.
02:21:19.000 You've changed.
02:21:21.000 You just reminded me of this video.
02:21:23.000 Oh my God, I saw this guy, yeah.
02:21:25.000 He's skiing and he sees something sticking up out of the...
02:21:42.000 Oh, there's a lot of guys that will meet up anywhere.
02:21:47.000 Oh my god, the guy's alive in there?
02:21:49.000 It's completely upside down.
02:21:50.000 You haven't seen this show?
02:21:51.000 No, no, I thought this was a different one that I saw.
02:21:54.000 So he just starts digging him out.
02:21:57.000 He luckily had everything he would need.
02:21:59.000 He had a shovel in his bag.
02:22:00.000 And there's no way if you don't test this dude's breath...
02:22:04.000 This guy?
02:22:05.000 That it doesn't know.
02:22:06.000 Oh my god, the snowboarder is on his way to be dead.
02:22:10.000 He's on his way to be dead.
02:22:11.000 Can you hear me?
02:22:14.000 How did he find this guy?
02:22:15.000 Dude, the way he...
02:22:16.000 Look, I'll show you right how he sees it, too.
02:22:18.000 I'll go back to the beginning.
02:22:20.000 He's skiing with a friend, and it's...
02:22:22.000 Thick powder.
02:22:25.000 He's probably worried about his own life.
02:22:27.000 For sure.
02:22:29.000 And then all of a sudden, I think...
02:22:30.000 Oh, he sees the little board right there.
02:22:33.000 Yeah.
02:22:34.000 And he has to get back up, too.
02:22:35.000 That's insane!
02:22:36.000 What are the odds?
02:22:36.000 What are the odds?
02:22:38.000 Oh my god.
02:22:39.000 Yeah, what if they didn't go there?
02:22:40.000 So scoot ahead to see him pull the dude out.
02:22:49.000 Thank you.
02:22:50.000 Oh my god, this guy was done.
02:22:54.000 There's his mouth.
02:22:56.000 Oh my god.
02:22:59.000 Oh.
02:23:02.000 Bro!
02:23:03.000 It must be like being reborn.
02:23:05.000 It must be exactly what it's like to be born.
02:23:07.000 Look at this guy.
02:23:08.000 He is deep under that shit.
02:23:10.000 He was probably out cold.
02:23:12.000 What did he breathe?
02:23:15.000 I don't know.
02:23:16.000 It must have happened like minutes before.
02:23:19.000 Yeah, I haven't read any sort of like follow-up on like how long that guy was there because this has happened.
02:23:24.000 This happens.
02:23:25.000 There's other stories I found trying to find this one even.
02:23:28.000 How long can somebody breathe under snow, I wonder?
02:23:31.000 The other one I found, the guy said he'd been there for six hours.
02:23:33.000 Oh my god.
02:23:35.000 So air must be able to get in there then, huh?
02:23:37.000 I don't know.
02:23:38.000 I mean, I guess, like, wherever your space is, that, you know, the creation of space from your head going under and then the snow covering, maybe it's not perfect, so there's some air.
02:23:48.000 Like maybe if you make as much space as you can when you're in there?
02:23:51.000 I mean, how much air can get to you?
02:23:53.000 If you had a plant with you.
02:23:54.000 That guy was covered.
02:23:55.000 And he was upside down.
02:23:58.000 I bet if you had like a small plant or something.
02:24:00.000 How long does it take a plant to make air, uh, oxygen?
02:24:05.000 What do you think?
02:24:06.000 You have to have like a little flower pot with you.
02:24:11.000 Yeah, I mean...
02:24:12.000 Does it work like that?
02:24:13.000 Don't use it all up so fast, but I would do little sips.
02:24:17.000 Like water, if you're in the desert, just take a little sip every now and again.
02:24:21.000 Man, what are the odds of that guy staying alive?
02:24:24.000 That's wild, man.
02:24:25.000 He's got a new lease on life.
02:24:26.000 That's a fucked up way to go, too.
02:24:28.000 Because he was conscious under that.
02:24:30.000 That's scary.
02:24:31.000 Fuck yeah, it is.
02:24:32.000 Being alive feels scary sometimes, doesn't it?
02:24:36.000 Just regular?
02:24:37.000 Yeah.
02:24:38.000 How so?
02:24:38.000 Just like, I feel like it just, you know, it just feels kind of like...
02:24:44.000 I don't know, it just feels a little spooky.
02:24:47.000 Really?
02:24:47.000 I think so sometimes.
02:24:49.000 Sometimes?
02:24:50.000 Like right now?
02:24:51.000 I think you have moments where you realize you're alive.
02:24:55.000 You ever have moments like that, like real moments where you're like, holy shit, I'm fucking alive?
02:24:59.000 Yeah.
02:25:00.000 It hits you in a weird way and you're like, I'm fucking alive?
02:25:03.000 Like, what the hell?
02:25:05.000 And then you...
02:25:07.000 It's almost like the same when you have those feelings like, oh my gosh, one day I'm not going to be alive.
02:25:11.000 It's that same sort of like...
02:25:13.000 That's a weird one.
02:25:14.000 And it gets so like...
02:25:16.000 There's just sometimes it drops into your body and you can really feel it.
02:25:19.000 Mm-hmm.
02:25:19.000 You know?
02:25:20.000 Yeah.
02:25:21.000 Dude, do you think the wind, do you think we could ever decipher the wind, like the wind, like, you think the wind is ever trying to tell us something and we don't know how to hear it anymore?
02:25:33.000 No, the wind is just the wind.
02:25:35.000 I don't think the wind is trying to tell you something.
02:25:37.000 Maybe the Earth is trying to tell you something.
02:25:38.000 But do you think the Earth might use the wind to try to tell us something?
02:25:41.000 Because how else would it tell us?
02:25:42.000 Well, it would definitely be telling you something if you're an animal, that storms are coming.
02:25:47.000 Right, right.
02:25:47.000 So if it tells you that, it could easily give you other information.
02:25:50.000 Maybe.
02:25:51.000 I think, really, you're learning it from the animals, though, who know it from the conditions.
02:25:56.000 There's, like, certain parts of the world where when storms are coming, like, birds will stop chirping, everything gets real quiet, and then people kind of know, uh-oh.
02:26:04.000 They've learned to know that when the animals behave a certain way, the storm is coming.
02:26:10.000 Can you imagine what it was like back in the day where you had no idea when a hurricane was coming?
02:26:14.000 You're just, like, living on some seaside town.
02:26:19.000 Everything seems fine.
02:26:20.000 Not to go to bed.
02:26:21.000 You're just whistling to your wife.
02:26:23.000 She's like, play me a tune, Danny.
02:26:28.000 And the sky becomes an angry monster that tears houses apart.
02:26:32.000 Hello there.
02:26:34.000 That's the sky.
02:26:36.000 That's the wind talking to you.
02:26:37.000 That's the wind.
02:26:39.000 They used to have some dudes that would get out there and try to let the...
02:26:42.000 You think the wind could jerk you?
02:26:44.000 You think the wind could make you ejaculate if it were powerful enough?
02:26:48.000 I think you're horny.
02:26:50.000 I think you're just thinking about cum a lot.
02:26:53.000 You got a lady friend?
02:26:55.000 Nope.
02:26:56.000 Maybe that's what's going on.
02:26:58.000 Yeah, I just went on vacation by myself.
02:27:00.000 Whoa, by yourself?
02:27:01.000 Solo?
02:27:02.000 Yep.
02:27:02.000 Where'd you go?
02:27:04.000 Maui.
02:27:04.000 Really?
02:27:05.000 What do you do when you go on vacation by yourself?
02:27:08.000 Just get up early, go to sleep early.
02:27:11.000 I was trying to get like my circadian clock or something to get.
02:27:15.000 Rhythm, yeah?
02:27:17.000 Reaclimated.
02:27:18.000 Did you go to like Four Seasons or something?
02:27:19.000 Yes.
02:27:20.000 And just hang out by yourself?
02:27:22.000 Did you go by the pool?
02:27:24.000 What did you do?
02:27:24.000 Went by the pool, went in the beach.
02:27:26.000 What else did I do?
02:27:27.000 Did people weird out by you?
02:27:28.000 Like, hey, are you Theo Vaughn?
02:27:30.000 Some people.
02:27:31.000 Yeah.
02:27:32.000 Meet a lot of people.
02:27:33.000 And they're like, what are you doing?
02:27:33.000 Like, oh, I'm on vacation by myself.
02:27:36.000 And they're like, oh.
02:27:38.000 Okay.
02:27:39.000 You don't have friends or family or something?
02:27:42.000 What made you decide to go to Maui by yourself?
02:27:45.000 Where'd that come from?
02:27:48.000 Well, sometimes I like to have time by myself.
02:27:51.000 I don't get it.
02:27:51.000 I mean, I guess I get a lot of time by myself, but I wanted to have nothing to do.
02:27:56.000 Right.
02:27:57.000 And I wanted to go and get, like, in the beach, where I feel like it's, like, there's something magical about the beach, you know?
02:28:04.000 It's like, this is where Mother Nature's really fucking, you know?
02:28:07.000 Yeah.
02:28:07.000 This is where she's dialing up the good shit.
02:28:08.000 So what was the thought process?
02:28:09.000 You're sitting in front of your computer, you're, like, Googling places to go.
02:28:13.000 I need a vacation.
02:28:14.000 By yourself.
02:28:15.000 Have you ever done that before?
02:28:18.000 No.
02:28:18.000 I've never done that before either.
02:28:20.000 Just my first one by myself.
02:28:21.000 Yeah?
02:28:21.000 So I thought, yeah, I just said I need a vacation.
02:28:23.000 And then I was like, well, if I told myself I'm going to give myself a vacation, I need to make sure I do it so that I'm not like building up this bad story with myself where I tell myself I'm going to do something and not do it.
02:28:34.000 Oh, okay.
02:28:34.000 So, yeah, I went on and I had a nice time.
02:28:37.000 By yourself?
02:28:38.000 Yeah.
02:28:38.000 Relax.
02:28:39.000 A lot of Filipinos over there.
02:28:40.000 You know a lot of Hawaiians are low-key Filipinos?
02:28:43.000 Really?
02:28:43.000 Yeah.
02:28:45.000 I didn't know that.
02:28:46.000 Oh, it's remarkable, man.
02:28:47.000 I met so many Filipinos, man.
02:28:52.000 They're great, huh?
02:28:52.000 Oh, I love Filipinos.
02:28:54.000 Fuck, they're good.
02:28:54.000 Well, you know, I played a lot of pool.
02:28:55.000 How did they do it?
02:28:56.000 They're just friendly people, man.
02:28:58.000 Real friendly people.
02:28:59.000 If I die, or whenever I die, if I die, I am going to...
02:29:05.000 I want the last person I see to be Filipino.
02:29:07.000 Really?
02:29:08.000 Easily.
02:29:09.000 Who do you want to see, you think?
02:29:10.000 Why Filipino?
02:29:11.000 You're telling me you're dying, right?
02:29:13.000 You're like, oh gosh.
02:29:16.000 And then some guys are like, hello.
02:29:20.000 My name's Joey.
02:29:23.000 Joey is a common Filipino name.
02:29:25.000 Joey, yeah.
02:29:26.000 Or Sonny.
02:29:28.000 They have like kind of easy names, you know?
02:29:30.000 Yeah, friendly names.
02:29:30.000 Happy names, yeah.
02:29:31.000 Happy names.
02:29:32.000 Yeah.
02:29:33.000 Everything's fine.
02:29:34.000 You'll be like, okay.
02:29:35.000 They're some of the best pool players in the world.
02:29:37.000 Are they really?
02:29:38.000 Oh, yeah.
02:29:38.000 Yeah, the American GIs went over to Philippines in, I think it was the 1950s, after World War II. And they introduced them to pool.
02:29:50.000 I think that's how it happened.
02:29:51.000 American pool.
02:29:52.000 God, they're so good.
02:29:53.000 I mean, I just, I don't know.
02:29:54.000 It's huge over there.
02:29:56.000 The playing pool is.
02:29:57.000 Oh my God, yeah.
02:29:58.000 The real famous pool players, they're famous like a pro baseball player is famous over here.
02:30:04.000 Like Efren Reyes, he's a celebrity in the Philippines.
02:30:07.000 Like the greatest pool player of all time.
02:30:09.000 He's from the Philippines.
02:30:10.000 Yeah, I think they just make me the happiest when I see them.
02:30:13.000 Interesting.
02:30:13.000 There's something just so warm and accepting about them.
02:30:16.000 Especially just island people in general.
02:30:18.000 When you go to Hawaii, those motherfuckers know how to live.
02:30:22.000 They know how to live.
02:30:23.000 They know how to live.
02:30:24.000 You're living in paradise.
02:30:25.000 You're walking around in flip-flops.
02:30:27.000 Like, it's fine.
02:30:29.000 Everything's gonna be cool.
02:30:30.000 Yeah, everything's fine, dude.
02:30:32.000 Everything's cool.
02:30:32.000 I love Maui.
02:30:34.000 Yeah.
02:30:34.000 It's a great place.
02:30:34.000 Well, you told me about it before, I think.
02:30:36.000 And you told me to even stay at that hotel.
02:30:38.000 Yeah, it was great.
02:30:39.000 You know?
02:30:40.000 But, Duncan went there.
02:30:42.000 And when Duncan was there, somebody got ate by a shark.
02:30:45.000 Uh-uh.
02:30:46.000 Mm-hmm.
02:30:47.000 Oh, yeah.
02:30:48.000 Yeah, not even like that far away from the resort.
02:30:52.000 I did snorkeling and it was very alarming.
02:30:55.000 It's spooky.
02:30:56.000 Snorkeling is...
02:30:57.000 Did you see that video of the dude in a kayak that gets attacked by a tiger shark while he's on the kayak?
02:31:02.000 Uh-uh.
02:31:03.000 Bro, this dude's fishing on a kayak, a little kayak, like the size of his fucking table.
02:31:08.000 And this tiger shark just comes zipping at him and takes a...
02:31:12.000 Check this out.
02:31:13.000 Watch this.
02:31:13.000 Give me some volume.
02:31:19.000 Ooh!
02:31:20.000 Holy shit, bro.
02:31:21.000 Watch that again.
02:31:22.000 Watch this again.
02:31:23.000 Watch this motherfucker sneak up on him.
02:31:26.000 He's just chilling.
02:31:27.000 This is off Oahu.
02:31:29.000 Look at it coming.
02:31:31.000 Damn.
02:31:32.000 Bro, fuck that.
02:31:35.000 You see that...
02:31:36.000 Ram you?
02:31:38.000 Bro, that motherfucker bit you.
02:31:42.000 He beat your boat.
02:31:43.000 Look at it biting the boat, man.
02:31:44.000 That thing doesn't give a fuck, dude.
02:31:46.000 They don't eat anything.
02:31:47.000 They're so vicious.
02:31:48.000 Those are the ones that bite people.
02:31:50.000 Some kid just jumped off a ship the other day into the water.
02:31:54.000 Oh, yeah, he fell overboard, right?
02:31:56.000 He jumped.
02:31:56.000 Apparently it was a dare.
02:31:57.000 This guy was out of Baton Rouge, actually.
02:31:59.000 Was it on, like, a cruise ship?
02:32:00.000 Yeah.
02:32:01.000 Is he dead?
02:32:02.000 He disappeared, yeah.
02:32:04.000 Ooh, disappeared.
02:32:06.000 Yeah.
02:32:07.000 Disappeared.
02:32:08.000 Would you rather...
02:32:09.000 Being disappeared is kind of interesting because you could come back.
02:32:11.000 I don't think he disappeared.
02:32:13.000 I think he drowned.
02:32:14.000 Well, some people say they thought they...
02:32:16.000 In part of the video, they thought they see a shark.
02:32:19.000 Hmm.
02:32:19.000 Do you see the video?
02:32:20.000 In the middle of the ocean?
02:32:21.000 You know, most fish are around the middle.
02:32:25.000 Most fish are within like 200 miles of shore.
02:32:28.000 I believe that.
02:32:30.000 Yeah.
02:32:30.000 Because where else would you go?
02:32:31.000 Most of the open area, like when you go deep, [...
02:32:36.000 Nothing's out there.
02:32:37.000 Yeah, it's like the desert.
02:32:39.000 Oh, yeah, huh?
02:32:41.000 Yeah.
02:32:41.000 It's like the wet desert.
02:32:43.000 I think that's true.
02:32:44.000 Google that.
02:32:45.000 The majority of fish are 200 miles from shore.
02:32:48.000 I'm pretty sure that's true.
02:32:50.000 I'm trying to think if I've seen a fish way out there before.
02:32:53.000 Fuck those tiger sharks, though, right?
02:32:54.000 Fuck those things.
02:32:55.000 That's one of the ones that got the person when Duncan was staying there.
02:32:59.000 Mm-hmm.
02:33:00.000 Oh, yeah.
02:33:01.000 Look, dude, I started snorkeling, and so finally I realized there wasn't even any fish there.
02:33:05.000 I was like, this is bad.
02:33:06.000 And the water would lift you up, and then it would set you down in a bunch of rocks.
02:33:10.000 And I'm like, this is real scary.
02:33:11.000 So I had to come back in, and I knew it was weird because the lifeguards were looking at me.
02:33:16.000 You're getting out there.
02:33:18.000 People get out there, man.
02:33:20.000 You watch them swim out there, and some dude from fucking Cleveland, can't blame him on the ocean.
02:33:24.000 And he's out there deep, deep, deep.
02:33:27.000 You can get jacked.
02:33:29.000 You can get jacked by a fucking ocean werewolf.
02:33:33.000 That tiger shark is an ocean werewolf.
02:33:36.000 And that thing just leaped out of the water and bit that dude's boat.
02:33:40.000 Fuck, man.
02:33:41.000 I mean, what did it think that was?
02:33:43.000 Like, people say, oh, it thought you were a seal.
02:33:45.000 That did not think that that was a seal.
02:33:48.000 That thing probably thought it was a boat.
02:33:49.000 There's a person on that boat, and I'd like to eat that person.
02:33:52.000 Well, nature's fucking probably getting pissed after all the shit that has been happening to Mother Nature.
02:33:57.000 That she's gonna send animals.
02:33:59.000 She's gonna send weather.
02:34:00.000 She's gonna send storms.
02:34:02.000 She's gonna send snow to try to kill that guy.
02:34:05.000 I believe that...
02:34:07.000 Mother Nature's gonna have a play in all of this.
02:34:10.000 Why does Mother Nature go after the Sackler family?
02:34:13.000 Hopefully she'll get to him.
02:34:15.000 How would she get to him, you think?
02:34:16.000 I don't know.
02:34:17.000 I fucking hate those people so much, though.
02:34:18.000 Yeah, it's evil.
02:34:19.000 I mean, it's evil, man.
02:34:21.000 They're just bawling, just eating caviar, driving around Rolls Royces.
02:34:25.000 But they don't have any feelings.
02:34:27.000 Well, I think what happens with people when they're a part of something really big, it's called a diffusion of responsibility because there's so many people there.
02:34:35.000 They say that if you're in a crowded area and someone gets jumped by someone, someone's beating that person up, you feel less likely.
02:34:43.000 You feel like you don't have anything to do with it.
02:34:45.000 You don't have to intervene.
02:34:46.000 Because so many other people there, they're not going to do it.
02:34:49.000 If you're not going to do it, they're not going to do it.
02:34:50.000 It's a diffusion of responsibility.
02:34:52.000 So many people.
02:34:53.000 But if it was just you and another person, that person was getting attacked, and they're like, help me, help me, you would feel compelled to help because it's only you.
02:35:02.000 I think when you're a part of an enormous corporation that has thousands of employees that's doing evil shit like the Sackler family, I think you just think you're a part of a thing.
02:35:12.000 And you think you could probably dismiss it by saying, well, for most people, this provides them the needed relief from pain.
02:35:20.000 And if used correctly, there's not an issue.
02:35:23.000 But it's an incredibly dangerous drug.
02:35:27.000 And it's an incredibly dangerous drug that's given out far too frequently, far too easily.
02:35:31.000 And I know this from my own personal experience.
02:35:33.000 I had my nose fixed.
02:35:35.000 I had a deviated septum.
02:35:37.000 And the guy fixed my nose, and he wakes me up after you go under.
02:35:44.000 And I have these things stuffed in my nose, my nostrils stuffed up, and he offers me two different painkillers.
02:35:51.000 Oh, dang.
02:35:51.000 He writes me a prescription for two different painkillers.
02:35:53.000 I go, well, how painful is this going to get?
02:35:56.000 And he goes, well, a lot of people find it very painful and a lot of discomfort, and this will help you.
02:36:01.000 And I go, but is it going to get more uncomfortable than right now?
02:36:05.000 And he's like, well, how do you feel right now?
02:36:07.000 I go, I feel fine.
02:36:08.000 Like, it's not, it's not even hurt.
02:36:10.000 And I'm like, okay.
02:36:11.000 He goes, well, I really think you should fill these.
02:36:13.000 Because otherwise, you know, if you need it, you're not going to have anything.
02:36:16.000 You're going to be miserable.
02:36:17.000 I'm like, okay.
02:36:18.000 So, uh, I didn't.
02:36:20.000 And I went home and I waited.
02:36:21.000 And I'm like, I don't feel bad at all.
02:36:24.000 Like, I feel fine.
02:36:25.000 And after a certain Amount of time you take the things out of your nose and they take they had stuck these plastic splints in my nose.
02:36:33.000 Oh, yeah, they remove all that stuff and I never took anything and I never felt pain But this guy had given me this stuff and he gave me two different ones like and he was a really good doctor It's not like he was a fucking quack if I decided to just start popping them I'd be like oh Hey man,
02:36:52.000 I need it.
02:36:53.000 I got an operation.
02:36:54.000 I need it.
02:36:55.000 I bought a Corvette.
02:36:58.000 There was nothing wrong with me.
02:36:59.000 I was fine.
02:37:01.000 After the operation, after I woke up from the anesthesia, I mean, it didn't feel great, but it wasn't like, I'm in agony.
02:37:09.000 Yeah.
02:37:09.000 So they're just giving me oxycodone.
02:37:12.000 Yeah.
02:37:13.000 And I'm not even hurt.
02:37:14.000 It's not like, I need something.
02:37:16.000 Give me something for the pain.
02:37:17.000 I'm like, I'm in agony.
02:37:18.000 He was like, how do you feel?
02:37:19.000 I go, I feel pretty good.
02:37:21.000 Like, I wasn't being a tough guy.
02:37:22.000 I was like, there's nothing here.
02:37:24.000 Yeah.
02:37:24.000 It's like a mild discomfort.
02:37:25.000 And most of the discomfort was because my nose was stuffed with these sponges.
02:37:30.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:37:31.000 And tubes, they give you like plastic straws that poke out of the bottom of your nose and it's dripping down onto the upper lip.
02:37:36.000 Yeah, pretty cool.
02:37:38.000 Yeah.
02:37:39.000 But it wasn't that bad.
02:37:40.000 It was barely a problem.
02:37:43.000 Yeah.
02:37:43.000 Well, look, I think they just give them out.
02:37:45.000 And people now are so used to also, we're really comfortable just taking whatever's going to make us check out for a minute.
02:37:52.000 Yes.
02:37:53.000 That's the reality, right?
02:37:54.000 That's the reality.
02:37:55.000 That's the reality.
02:37:56.000 And that's what you have guys like, Ryan Holiday, did he come on here?
02:38:00.000 Yeah, we have guys that are taught that talk a lot about like that moment where you choose between what's comfortable yes, or what is easy and this other like more Long-term thing what is the long term and we've just gotten very used to taking that easy thing yeah,
02:38:17.000 and it's just it's some of that is also just us getting acclimated to Technology and advancements and a lot of those things are good for us.
02:38:27.000 And so we're used to that, you know.
02:38:29.000 Well, a lot of people have a really hard time delaying gratitude.
02:38:32.000 Yeah.
02:38:32.000 Which is why they overeat, which is why they don't exercise, which is why they take pills.
02:38:36.000 They want it now.
02:38:37.000 Jerking off even.
02:38:38.000 Yeah?
02:38:39.000 The number one.
02:38:40.000 Is that your number one?
02:38:42.000 I mean, it has definitely for my twenties.
02:38:44.000 Do you try not to look at porn?
02:38:46.000 Yeah.
02:38:47.000 How does that go?
02:38:50.000 I mean, it's gone better.
02:38:55.000 If I'm real honest with you.
02:38:56.000 Have you fear?
02:38:58.000 I'll say this, though.
02:38:58.000 I do believe, and there's probably a lot of men, that if you lay on your back and masturbate...
02:39:04.000 Have you done this?
02:39:06.000 I like how you just pointed it out.
02:39:08.000 I don't know where you're going.
02:39:08.000 Where's it going?
02:39:10.000 If you lay on your back and jerk off with your legs in the air...
02:39:13.000 You keep saying this!
02:39:14.000 Have you actually been doing...
02:39:15.000 I don't know that I've done that.
02:39:16.000 I saw it.
02:39:17.000 Somebody drew it somewhere, and I saw it.
02:39:19.000 Someone drew it.
02:39:20.000 Like a diagram.
02:39:21.000 This is the gayest thing ever.
02:39:23.000 I'm just saying.
02:39:23.000 Something about feet up in the air, whack it off.
02:39:27.000 You guys need to get your lives together.
02:39:29.000 Yeah, we do.
02:39:30.000 I'm learning from you.
02:39:31.000 Please, tell me more.
02:39:32.000 You guys have changed a lot.
02:39:34.000 I'm just saying, if we could decipher the wind, we would figure all this out.
02:39:40.000 Maybe.
02:39:40.000 Maybe it's the Earth itself is trying to give us messages.
02:39:43.000 I got a video for you guys.
02:39:44.000 What's this?
02:39:45.000 What is Biden doing?
02:39:50.000 He fell down again?
02:39:51.000 Yeah.
02:39:51.000 Is this today?
02:39:52.000 Yeah.
02:39:53.000 Okay, I can't.
02:39:54.000 I can't anymore.
02:39:55.000 Well, here's the sad thing, man.
02:39:56.000 And I say this because look my dad was 70 when I was born.
02:39:59.000 My dad was an old man.
02:40:00.000 So I grew up around a lot of like environments where sometimes people would take advantage of my dad because he was old.
02:40:06.000 But he just fell.
02:40:07.000 He didn't even fall for a reason.
02:40:09.000 Right, but it's just not fair.
02:40:10.000 Like at a certain point you can't...
02:40:12.000 It's not cool to old people to do that to them.
02:40:17.000 No.
02:40:17.000 Like he doesn't know this is happening to him.
02:40:20.000 Yeah, but he kind of does and he's kind of a cunt.
02:40:23.000 Well, that could be true.
02:40:24.000 But he doesn't know.
02:40:27.000 He's always been a cunt, though.
02:40:29.000 If you go back and listen to that guy lying about his education record and lying about his accomplishments, he's always been a problem.
02:40:39.000 Yeah, politician.
02:40:41.000 It's a fucking...
02:40:42.000 And also all the fucking stuff with his son and the ties to Ukraine and China and the money, the family, they got paid millions of dollars, and everyone's trying to obscure it because, well, it's better than Trump, better than Trump.
02:40:55.000 If that guy was a Republican, they would be up his ass with a microscope.
02:40:59.000 I know, it is unbelievable.
02:41:01.000 But he represents what they thought was Like a sane alternative to what President Trump was.
02:41:10.000 They thought, this is insane.
02:41:12.000 Donald Trump is the president?
02:41:13.000 Fuck that.
02:41:14.000 Anything's better than him.
02:41:15.000 And so they went with this corrupt career politician.
02:41:18.000 I mean, it's wild stuff, man.
02:41:21.000 They even got the FBI involved in telling Twitter to censor the information about the laptop.
02:41:26.000 It's crazy.
02:41:26.000 Crazy.
02:41:27.000 But how do we get out of that space?
02:41:29.000 How do we...
02:41:30.000 Because we're starting to turn into one of those kind of like Central American countries where the government is so...
02:41:36.000 Like, it's crazy.
02:41:37.000 It used to be a long time ago, like, if the secrets of our country got out, like, during Watergate or whatever, right?
02:41:43.000 People were like...
02:41:45.000 Fuck no.
02:41:46.000 But now, if the secrets get out, people are like, fuck yes, tell us what's going.
02:41:50.000 You know what I'm saying?
02:41:51.000 It's interesting how that's kind of changed.
02:41:53.000 Before, it would be like, if any top secret documents or whatever were released, it would seem like wrong.
02:42:03.000 But now, if they're released, we want to know what it is.
02:42:07.000 Does that make any sense?
02:42:09.000 Well, when was top secret documents released that are showing that someone is behaving in an illegal way where it's bad?
02:42:17.000 I mean, Watergate.
02:42:18.000 That was what Watergate was all about.
02:42:19.000 Yeah.
02:42:19.000 They found out that Nixon was spying.
02:42:22.000 I mean, I think the problem is that, first of all, the media is overwhelmingly left-leaning.
02:42:27.000 And if you have a left-leaning politician or a left-wing Democratic politician, and then you have this media that essentially works to support that person, I mean, they ignore any information that leads to distrust in the government or distrust in this administration or distrust in this party,
02:42:47.000 this political party.
02:42:48.000 Yeah.
02:42:48.000 It's the dark arts, man.
02:42:50.000 It is the dark arts.
02:42:51.000 That's the real dark arts.
02:42:52.000 It really is.
02:42:53.000 And you know what?
02:42:54.000 I think one thing that we need, I think, would be nice.
02:42:57.000 I wish there was an app, right?
02:43:00.000 And everybody has an app idea.
02:43:02.000 But I wish there was an app where when you went to a business, you could tell where they put their political money, right?
02:43:10.000 So then it would start to affect the bottom lines of companies.
02:43:14.000 So then those companies would stop Because I think you have to get busy.
02:43:17.000 Well, a little of that's going on right now with all the woke shit.
02:43:21.000 Like, Target lost billions of dollars because they tried to have this pride selection.
02:43:27.000 Oh, yeah.
02:43:27.000 Gay mannequins.
02:43:28.000 Yeah.
02:43:28.000 Well, they had all these, like, pride children's shirts.
02:43:32.000 Yeah.
02:43:32.000 Gay children.
02:43:33.000 Yeah.
02:43:34.000 Sorry.
02:43:34.000 And then, obviously, the Bud Light thing with Dylan Mulvaney.
02:43:37.000 They've lost 20-plus billion dollars.
02:43:40.000 You imagine you're just going to send a fucking can to some confused person.
02:43:47.000 Day 365 of womanhood!
02:43:50.000 And you send that person a fucking can with their face on, and your company loses $20 billion.
02:43:57.000 That is wild shit, man.
02:44:00.000 So we're seeing that now, where we never saw that before.
02:44:03.000 Where people are going, enough!
02:44:05.000 Enough!
02:44:06.000 Stop shoving this down everybody's throat.
02:44:09.000 When I go to Target, I don't want to see, like...
02:44:12.000 Fucking tuck pants.
02:44:15.000 They're designed to help you tuck your dick.
02:44:17.000 Like, hey, that's not normal.
02:44:18.000 I don't want that right in front of everybody.
02:44:21.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:44:22.000 I don't want to see a diaper for a baby where they can hide his dick under him or whatever.
02:44:26.000 Yeah, I don't think they have those.
02:44:28.000 But they will soon.
02:44:30.000 Yeah, they might.
02:44:31.000 But there's a lot of just fucking real weirdness with this group of people that is trying to, like, change the way people view sexuality and gender and all these different...
02:44:43.000 It's like they're proselytizing.
02:44:45.000 It's not as simple as they're...
02:44:47.000 You would stop that at the...
02:44:49.000 I think you would stop that.
02:44:50.000 Say if they had an application where I could say, okay, I'm gonna go buy coffee, I'm gonna go buy a hat, I'm gonna buy a corset, whatever I want to get.
02:44:59.000 And I can look on this app first.
02:45:01.000 I'm just picturing you with a cup of coffee, a hat, and a corset.
02:45:04.000 Yeah, I do.
02:45:05.000 Whatever, dude.
02:45:07.000 You gotta fucking look out for yourself, dude.
02:45:09.000 I'm picturing you buck naked with a corset on, drinking a cup of coffee with a hat on.
02:45:13.000 I'm fully clothed, bro.
02:45:14.000 Jerking off with your feet in the air.
02:45:16.000 Hey, bro.
02:45:17.000 Hey, dude.
02:45:19.000 You've changed.
02:45:20.000 No, bro.
02:45:21.000 You've fucking changed, bro.
02:45:22.000 You got the fucking wrong idea, dude.
02:45:24.000 What's in these?
02:45:26.000 A lot.
02:45:26.000 Take a snip of that.
02:45:27.000 Get yourself right.
02:45:28.000 Take a snip.
02:45:29.000 But if there was an app, though, that's what I want.
02:45:31.000 An app where I say, if I support this company, right, with my money, what does that company support?
02:45:37.000 Because then I think you're going to get...
02:45:40.000 Lot of people are gonna be able to support at least put their money Where their beliefs are I think there's a thing like that.
02:45:47.000 There's like a there's an app there's a right shows like America like supported America apps But you need an even one you need one that's like buffer both you need one that's down the middle You know well this there's a lot of companies now that are like really emphasizing American made Yeah.
02:46:04.000 I wonder if these smell-and-salts are American-made.
02:46:07.000 Woof!
02:46:08.000 I'm a part of a company called Origin, and Origin produces...
02:46:12.000 They make everything in America.
02:46:14.000 Everything they make, except for one or two items that they...
02:46:18.000 They're very transparent about it.
02:46:20.000 Some of the parts of the sole of the boots that they make, these handmade boots, are made in South America.
02:46:27.000 But everything else, all the fabric, all the thread, all the workers, all the machines, everything is made in America.
02:46:33.000 They make hunting gear.
02:46:35.000 They make these great stretchy jeans.
02:46:38.000 They make great handmade boots, like real high quality stuff.
02:46:43.000 They make jujitsu geese.
02:46:45.000 Origin.
02:46:45.000 Check out Origin.
02:46:46.000 They're the shit.
02:46:47.000 It's all American made.
02:46:48.000 Jocko's a big part of it.
02:46:49.000 He's the one who brought me in on the company.
02:46:51.000 Oh, yeah.
02:46:51.000 Yeah, Cam Haynes is a part of the company now, too.
02:46:53.000 It's just the first American-made hunting apparel company.
02:46:57.000 Because even though hunting is like this great American pastime, a lot of the clothing that they're making is made from China.
02:47:05.000 A lot of the textiles, a lot of the stuff is made from China.
02:47:08.000 I went turkey hunting.
02:47:09.000 I saw!
02:47:10.000 Since I saw you last, man.
02:47:11.000 Yeah, who did you go with?
02:47:12.000 This guy, Michael Waddell.
02:47:13.000 That's right, Michael Waddell.
02:47:15.000 Michael Waddell's a legend.
02:47:17.000 Yeah, he knows his shit, man.
02:47:18.000 He's a fun dude.
02:47:19.000 Oh, he's a really fun guy.
02:47:20.000 He was great on the Meat Eater podcast with Steven Rinella.
02:47:23.000 Oh, yeah?
02:47:23.000 Yeah, he was great.
02:47:24.000 He's very entertaining to be around.
02:47:26.000 Very entertaining.
02:47:27.000 Yeah, me and this guy, Caleb Presley, went and we were just...
02:47:29.000 Everybody's chasing those gobblers.
02:47:31.000 That's what they call them.
02:47:32.000 Yeah.
02:47:34.000 Did you get one?
02:47:36.000 No.
02:47:36.000 Well, what happened was we saw him, right?
02:47:38.000 We waited two mornings.
02:47:40.000 We didn't get one.
02:47:41.000 Then we're leaving, right?
02:47:42.000 We're driving out and they're all like...
02:47:45.000 The game's over.
02:47:46.000 The hunt's over, right?
02:47:46.000 You see some turkeys by the side of the road, and they were just, like, they were, like, in the locker room after the game.
02:47:51.000 Like, it's over, right?
02:47:52.000 One of them has a towel on his neck.
02:47:54.000 One of them's fucking texting his wife, right?
02:47:55.000 Like, they're fucking chilling, you know?
02:48:00.000 This is you sneaking up on them?
02:48:01.000 No, this is my buddy Caleb shot one.
02:48:04.000 Okay, so you didn't wind up getting one.
02:48:05.000 So tell me what happened with the the ones that were on the side of the road.
02:48:08.000 Yeah, they snuck up on them right here, dude.
02:48:09.000 I mean, they're having lunch, like it was over.
02:48:12.000 Oh, so these are the ones that were on the side of the road.
02:48:13.000 Yeah, they fucking snuck up on some that were in the locker room, bro.
02:48:16.000 The game was over and fucking killed one of them.
02:48:19.000 Well, that's how it goes.
02:48:21.000 The game is always on.
02:48:23.000 As long as the season's open, the game is on.
02:48:25.000 And that's what I guess I realized.
02:48:28.000 Every now and then, you catch one slipping.
02:48:31.000 Oh, they took this turkey.
02:48:33.000 I mean, its whole head disappeared.
02:48:35.000 Turkey hunting is like elk hunting in the way where you're trying to get them closer to you.
02:48:39.000 You're calling them in.
02:48:40.000 That's why people, one of the things that people like about it.
02:48:42.000 It's so exciting.
02:48:44.000 And the turkey's like, is that pussy?
02:48:46.000 Yeah.
02:48:47.000 Do I hear pussy?
02:48:48.000 Like they have these turkey decoys and they set these turkey decoys up.
02:48:54.000 They wouldn't let me hold the gun either.
02:48:56.000 They wouldn't.
02:48:56.000 Why not?
02:48:57.000 They said it was some issue.
02:49:01.000 What was the issue?
02:49:02.000 I'm not sure.
02:49:04.000 We should take you hog hunting.
02:49:06.000 Ooh.
02:49:07.000 I want to do it where you get to do it with actual hands-on.
02:49:09.000 You want to do that?
02:49:10.000 Yeah.
02:49:10.000 You know they use dogs with that.
02:49:12.000 That's fine.
02:49:13.000 The dogs hold the pig down and you want up and stab it.
02:49:16.000 I'm so not interested in that.
02:49:18.000 I've been offered to do that too.
02:49:19.000 If we pray first, I would do it.
02:49:21.000 Why would that help?
02:49:22.000 Just to fucking make it even, you know?
02:49:24.000 I just want to at least let God know what I'm doing.
02:49:26.000 I think God knows what you're doing.
02:49:28.000 You're out there killing pigs.
02:49:29.000 Stop.
02:49:31.000 But pigs are one of the best animals to hunt because they are absolutely an invasive species that has to be controlled.
02:49:36.000 And I don't like pigs, I'll say that.
02:49:38.000 Yeah.
02:49:39.000 I kind of like them.
02:49:40.000 I like them when they're domesticated, but that's not a real pig.
02:49:44.000 Yeah.
02:49:44.000 Like, pigs are a weird animal, man.
02:49:47.000 If you let them go, like, you take a domesticated pig and you let it go, within six weeks they start to transform.
02:49:53.000 Their snout extends, their hair changes, it gets bigger and bushier, their tusks grow.
02:49:58.000 Like werewolves.
02:49:59.000 Yeah, like a wild pig that you see is essentially a domestic pig that got wild.
02:50:04.000 They're the same animal.
02:50:06.000 That's what's crazy.
02:50:07.000 Wow.
02:50:08.000 You know, there's different versions of them, but that's the same animal.
02:50:12.000 Damn.
02:50:13.000 Yeah, it's all called Susgraffa.
02:50:15.000 It's the same genus.
02:50:16.000 That's the whole group called Susgraffa?
02:50:18.000 Yeah.
02:50:18.000 I would love to have some real wild fucking bacon.
02:50:21.000 Do they have boar bacon?
02:50:22.000 It's not...
02:50:23.000 It's hard to get bacon off of a wild pig because they're not as fat.
02:50:27.000 But agriculture pigs, like pigs that steal from farms, you can get bacon off of them.
02:50:33.000 Because, you know, they're eating people's crops and fattening up.
02:50:36.000 Some of them are fat as fuck.
02:50:38.000 Acorns, sometimes you get...
02:50:39.000 I shot one that had eaten a lot of acorns.
02:50:41.000 Yeah.
02:50:41.000 And there was like an acorny smell to the fat.
02:50:44.000 Oh my God, they're delicious.
02:50:45.000 Me and John Dudley...
02:50:47.000 We went pig hunting in Tahon Ranch.
02:50:49.000 I shot this pig and we cooked it on the Traeger.
02:50:51.000 Oh my god, it was sensational.
02:50:53.000 It was so good.
02:50:54.000 That sounds good.
02:50:55.000 We slow smoked it on the Traeger.
02:50:58.000 Oh, it was a fall off the bone.
02:51:00.000 It was delicious.
02:51:01.000 God, I fucking want- It was so good.
02:51:03.000 I love some- Fatty and moist and delicious.
02:51:05.000 I love that.
02:51:06.000 But you gotta cook pigs to a high temperature to avoid trichinosis, especially wild pigs.
02:51:12.000 Really?
02:51:13.000 And what is trichinosis?
02:51:14.000 It has what, spiders?
02:51:15.000 No, trichinosis is like a parasite.
02:51:18.000 And most, it's really weird, but I think 90% of the cases of trichinosis in North America are from bear, from people eating bear.
02:51:26.000 Because they just don't cook it enough.
02:51:28.000 You have to cook bear like you cook bacon.
02:51:30.000 You've got to cook it all the way.
02:51:31.000 And when you get store-bought bacon, or store-bought ham even, you don't have to cook it as much as they used to make you cook it.
02:51:38.000 Because these animals never come in contact with trichinosis.
02:51:41.000 Because they're not free-range animals.
02:51:43.000 Yeah, they're just hiding in basically a little farm or something.
02:51:47.000 They get it from eating animals that have it.
02:51:50.000 So if you get trichinosis, you keep trichinosis for your whole life.
02:51:53.000 And if you died and somebody ate you, they would get trichinosis.
02:51:56.000 They didn't cook you.
02:51:57.000 What if you have a child, can you transfer it through DNA? That's a good question.
02:52:01.000 I don't know the answer.
02:52:06.000 Checkmate.
02:52:07.000 You got me.
02:52:08.000 Should we end with that?
02:52:09.000 We gotta get out of here.
02:52:10.000 Yeah, let's end, man.
02:52:10.000 My man.
02:52:11.000 Thank you, man.
02:52:12.000 Thank you for...
02:52:13.000 My brother, it's always a pleasure to hang with you.
02:52:14.000 Yeah.
02:52:15.000 Always good to see you.
02:52:16.000 I had a great time, and congratulations on your club.
02:52:17.000 Thank you.
02:52:18.000 Thanks for being there, man.
02:52:19.000 It was fun.
02:52:19.000 Fun to watch you murder last night.
02:52:21.000 It was a good time.
02:52:22.000 So cool.
02:52:22.000 I'll be around for the next few weeks, man.
02:52:23.000 Let's go, Theo Vaughn.
02:52:25.000 Let's go.
02:52:26.000 All right.
02:52:26.000 Bye, everybody.