The Joe Rogan Experience - June 14, 2023


Joe Rogan Experience #1998 - Ali Siddiq

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On this episode of the podcast, the boys are joined by their good friend and former co-worker, comedian, and friend of the show, John Rocha. They talk about his new HBO special, the current state of the internet, and why they think the government should regulate the internet. They also talk about why they don t trust the government and what they would like to see the government do to the internet in order to make sure it doesn t become too much of a place for people to get their information. They also discuss how the internet is becoming more and more controlled by the government, and how they think it s time for the government to get a grip on the internet and make sure that it s not becoming too much like the rest of the world. And they also discuss why they believe that the internet should be regulated and why we should not be allowed to talk about anything other than the things we already do on it. The boys also discuss their favorite conspiracy theories about the government. and why the government is bad and why you should not trust them. They finish the episode by talking about how the government doesn t have a clue about what s going on in the world and why it s bad and what we should do about it and how we should stop trusting the government in the first place. Thanks to our sponsor, HBO. Thank you so much to HBO for sponsoring this episode. We really appreciate it. We appreciate you! and we really appreciate your support of our show. We really do appreciate it and we are so grateful for your support and support our show and your support. we really means a lot to us in this podcast and we hope that we can make it a lot more than we can be a lot of people can see it in the next episode. Thank you. We can t wait for you guys to come back next week with more of your support, so we can do more of this, we can't wait to bring you more of you in the future and we can get more of these things and more of them in the coming episodes. . We love you guys are amazing, we appreciate you, we love you, more than you, thank you. - Thank you, bye, bye. Love ya, bye! - The boys, bye - John and bye! - The Crew - P.S. - M.A. XOXO - John Condon

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00:00:15.000 You are a perfect example of how sometimes the universe throws you a little curveball and it turns out to work out better for you.
00:00:23.000 We were talking about it before, right before the show, and I wanted to congratulate you on the success of your special.
00:00:28.000 Thank you.
00:00:29.000 Because you were in this position where HBO had decided not to air it because you had opinions.
00:00:35.000 And they said, well, we don't agree with your opinions, so you can't have opinions that are different than ours.
00:00:40.000 You didn't even say anything.
00:00:42.000 I didn't think it was your feelings on things, which I feel like you're allowed to have.
00:00:47.000 And boom. 0.96
00:00:48.000 You put it on YouTube and boom.
00:00:50.000 How many views does it have now?
00:00:52.000 First one, 8.8 million.
00:00:55.000 Million.
00:00:56.000 8.8 million.
00:00:57.000 You know what the odds of you getting 8.8 million on HBO are?
00:01:00.000 Zero.
00:01:02.000 It's zero.
00:01:03.000 It's zero.
00:01:04.000 They don't have anything to get. 1.00
00:01:05.000 Unless you're on the fucking Game of Thrones premiere. 0.99
00:01:08.000 I was ready to do math in my head and everything. 0.99
00:01:11.000 I was thinking it was like zero.
00:01:15.000 Don't even think about it.
00:01:16.000 Zero.
00:01:16.000 It's never...
00:01:16.000 I mean, maybe you gotta go back to like Sam Kennison.
00:01:21.000 Maybe his got eight million.
00:01:22.000 Maybe.
00:01:24.000 Yeah, I mean, not that many people watch those shows, but YouTube is beautiful. 0.99
00:01:29.000 I mean, they fuck you on a lot of different things. 0.95
00:01:32.000 They'll pull you for discussing legitimate medical studies. 0.99
00:01:35.000 This guy got pulled.
00:01:37.000 Did you see that thing?
00:01:38.000 I tweeted it.
00:01:39.000 He got pulled off of YouTube.
00:01:42.000 They killed his whole channel for reading Lancet studies on psychiatric drugs.
00:01:49.000 Bro, it's crazy.
00:01:51.000 It's crazy.
00:01:52.000 They did a study on him.
00:01:53.000 Well, it was on children and psych medications.
00:01:57.000 It was on children and I believe it was SSRIs, you know, which is antidepressants.
00:02:02.000 Are they prescribing those to children now?
00:02:05.000 They've been prescribing them for children.
00:02:07.000 They've been doing it for a long time, but they do not like when people discuss the negative side effects on YouTube.
00:02:14.000 I would assume...
00:02:16.000 Advertising pressure.
00:02:17.000 That's the only thing that makes sense to me.
00:02:19.000 You can discuss getting the belt or getting whipped, but you can't discuss the negative side effects of a drug.
00:02:29.000 Isn't that wild?
00:02:31.000 Yeah, you could openly discuss being abused as a child.
00:02:35.000 Being beaten.
00:02:37.000 Yeah, so this gentleman, what's his name?
00:02:40.000 Roger McFillin, Dr. Roger McFillin.
00:02:43.000 He was...
00:02:45.000 So this is what he said.
00:02:47.000 Our YouTube channel was terminated in less than 24 hours.
00:02:49.000 No warnings, explanations, or strikes after we posted a video highlighting published science, black box warnings, and known adverse reactions of antidepressants for youth.
00:03:00.000 Why do you think this was censored?
00:03:03.000 And then what's weird is that YouTube responded underneath it.
00:03:07.000 They responded, hey, here to help.
00:03:11.000 Let me know your YouTube channel URL. We'll see what we can find.
00:03:14.000 Here's how to find it.
00:03:15.000 Like, no, they killed his whole channel.
00:03:17.000 He said, you terminated my, I don't know, like, saying you, it's probably a person, right?
00:03:23.000 So it's probably not that person.
00:03:24.000 It says, you terminated my YouTube channel for posting published scientific literature.
00:03:29.000 It's for reasons like this that YouTube is losing the public trust.
00:03:32.000 Man, it's that dance of advertising, you know?
00:03:36.000 That's the dance.
00:03:37.000 The dance of advertising and government control.
00:03:40.000 It's kind of spooky. 1.00
00:03:41.000 It's kind of spooky shit. 0.99
00:03:44.000 Well, I've been living in a neighborhood that's been government controlled for a long time. 0.99
00:03:51.000 Not really spooky to us.
00:03:54.000 We like, oh, regular government nonsense.
00:03:58.000 Not good.
00:03:59.000 Yeah, this is the reason why we don't trust anything. 0.97
00:04:04.000 Brown people, black people, we just don't... 1.00
00:04:07.000 As soon as you say it, as soon as you're not trusting it.
00:04:10.000 Well, it's for good reason.
00:04:12.000 It's not like everything's going great and nobody trusts the government.
00:04:17.000 But a lot of people are pro-government.
00:04:20.000 Government everything.
00:04:21.000 Well, I think they just sold a narrative.
00:04:25.000 I think they get sold a narrative and they think anti-government is bad so that they're pro-government.
00:04:32.000 I've had some maddening discussions with intelligent people that I respect where they're saying the government should regulate the internet. 0.99
00:04:39.000 I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? 0.98
00:04:41.000 The same people that are engaging in insider trading? 0.99
00:04:43.000 They should regulate the internet? 1.00
00:04:44.000 Are you out of your fucking mind? 1.00
00:04:48.000 You know how crazy that is? 1.00
00:04:50.000 Who said that?
00:04:52.000 The guy used to be the publisher of Rolling Stone magazine, man.
00:04:56.000 In the 60s and the 70s when Rolling Stone was the counterculture.
00:05:01.000 He was telling me that they should regulate the internet.
00:05:03.000 We had the most maddening conversation and I respect him so much and I love him so much for what he did in the past.
00:05:09.000 I think that was connected to, you know, the internet kind of destroying magazine sales.
00:05:16.000 It could be.
00:05:17.000 But it's also...
00:05:19.000 I think it's an ideology, man.
00:05:22.000 I think it's an ideology.
00:05:23.000 I think these people have in their head that good government with good people is good.
00:05:28.000 And the problem is bad government and bad people.
00:05:31.000 But we've never had... 0.99
00:05:32.000 I mean, what was the fucking last time? 0.92
00:05:35.000 Where you were 100% satisfied with all the things the government was doing. 0.98
00:05:38.000 They were doing everything they said they were going to do.
00:05:40.000 Even if the president wants things done when they're running for office, those things never happen once they get in office.
00:05:45.000 That's a very white question.
00:05:49.000 There's no way you're asking me that.
00:05:50.000 Like, were we ever satisfied?
00:05:52.000 Like, never.
00:05:53.000 Never.
00:05:54.000 Well, maybe Kennedy.
00:05:55.000 You know, Kennedy gave people hope.
00:05:57.000 It seemed like he was giving people hope.
00:06:00.000 But, I mean, that was before my time.
00:06:01.000 That was before your time.
00:06:02.000 He was killed four years before I was born.
00:06:04.000 Did you like Carter?
00:06:07.000 Well, the thing about Carter is, if you listen to Carter talk, and this goes back to Rolling Stone magazine, because Hunter S. Thompson went to Jimmy Carter's campaign speech, and it was so moving to him that he actually went out to his car and got his tape recorder and brought it back in and started listening and recording it.
00:06:30.000 And I think, I don't think any president I mean, there's a reason why the government is set up the way it's set up.
00:06:38.000 It's set up so the president can never become a tyrant.
00:06:41.000 So the president can't make his own laws.
00:06:43.000 This is how the government is divided.
00:06:46.000 This is the concept behind the beginning of the country.
00:06:48.000 The beginning of the country.
00:06:51.000 I think even if you're a good person, you're in a bad job. 0.67
00:06:54.000 You're in a bad job with a bad machine and that machine wants to make money and if it's making money by selling people drugs or it's making money by going to war, it's making money by fucking finagling the economy in some bizarre way.
00:07:07.000 Anytime there's something to gain on the other end without public knowledge, it's gonna be a problem.
00:07:14.000 Of course.
00:07:15.000 That's the game.
00:07:17.000 The sleight of hand trick.
00:07:18.000 That's the game.
00:07:19.000 That's the game they're in.
00:07:20.000 I mean, it's to pretend they don't do that.
00:07:22.000 I felt like some things shouldn't be on the internet, though. 0.99
00:07:26.000 So I'm like, damn, is nobody regulating this shit? 0.99
00:07:30.000 Like what? 1.00
00:07:31.000 Like a lot of things that people just...
00:07:33.000 Like, I don't know what a lot of people have followers for.
00:07:38.000 Because they so far to the craziness.
00:07:41.000 It's insane.
00:07:42.000 You're like, what?
00:07:43.000 That's true.
00:07:45.000 That's true, but what's the alternative?
00:07:47.000 The alternative is... 0.99
00:07:48.000 Here's the best thing about those crazy people. 0.99
00:07:51.000 You and I can talk about those crazy people. 1.00
00:07:52.000 Look at these crazy bitches. 1.00
00:07:53.000 And then people can listen to us talk about them, and they go, yeah, these people are crazy. 1.00
00:07:57.000 I kind of thought the world was flat for a few minutes.
00:07:59.000 Yeah.
00:08:03.000 Like, there's some people on the internet.
00:08:05.000 I'm like, say, man. 0.99
00:08:06.000 God, damn, what are you talking about? 0.99
00:08:10.000 But it's, you know, then there's other people that have some sense. 0.99
00:08:13.000 But so...
00:08:15.000 You gotta be able to figure it out yourself.
00:08:16.000 The problem is most people don't think, and rightly so, don't think that most people can figure it out by themselves.
00:08:22.000 There's a large percentage of our population that's easily swayed.
00:08:25.000 That's why cults work.
00:08:27.000 Oh, man.
00:08:28.000 You know, and I always wonder, like, when people say they selling dope, I'm like, for real?
00:08:35.000 It's passe.
00:08:36.000 Like, with a cult, I'd be thinking, why would I join a cult when it's never been proven to be a good thing?
00:08:46.000 Like, show me all the good, successful cults.
00:08:53.000 It's just like, man, all I gotta do is see one bad cult, and I'm like, you know what I'm saying?
00:08:59.000 I don't want to go.
00:09:00.000 Well, if you want to expand that...
00:09:03.000 That's crazy.
00:09:04.000 Religion.
00:09:04.000 Religion is successful cults.
00:09:08.000 Listen, if there is...
00:09:11.000 Let's just imagine, just for the sake of this conversation, that there is a religious scripture that is 100% translated directly from God.
00:09:20.000 Well, if that's true...
00:09:22.000 If there's one, that means all the other ones are wrong, and all the other ones are cults.
00:09:27.000 See, the thing is this.
00:09:28.000 People don't know where things tie in together.
00:09:31.000 Now, you have some side stories, some people who just created some side things for their own benefit.
00:09:37.000 Like the Mormons. 0.97
00:09:39.000 It's like a longevity of, hey, this is all the same line of things.
00:09:45.000 And it transcends to the next generation.
00:09:49.000 But then it's these things that The prophecy stopped at some point, and then it's like people can claim themselves to be prophets with none of the other attachments.
00:10:02.000 Like all the other prophets got the same thing.
00:10:05.000 Some spoke to them at night, and they have some power at that particular time.
00:10:14.000 It's like these people...
00:10:16.000 Can you just say, hey, I'm a prophet.
00:10:18.000 Well, who spoke to you?
00:10:20.000 I don't know.
00:10:21.000 It was a voice coming through the wall.
00:10:24.000 Maybe you live in thin apartments.
00:10:26.000 I don't know.
00:10:27.000 What is your power?
00:10:30.000 Who are the people that you're supposed to have?
00:10:33.000 And it's no power.
00:10:35.000 All you had to do is be charismatic.
00:10:39.000 But that's not, that's not the, in prophecy, that's not the, the, that's not the criteria.
00:10:46.000 It's like, hey, I'm looking for somebody who can't, like what God's doing.
00:10:51.000 It's all, that's not the job.
00:10:55.000 Right, that's not the job.
00:10:56.000 But in, with this society, it's the job.
00:10:59.000 But don't you think it's always been like that?
00:11:01.000 No, I think they didn't even want to do it.
00:11:06.000 Noah didn't want to build no art.
00:11:07.000 He was doing something else.
00:11:10.000 See, the thing about Noah and the art, though, if you go back to that, that story is very similar to a story that's in the Epic of Gilgamesh.
00:11:17.000 And most likely what that story is about, the Great Flood seems to very much be real.
00:11:23.000 Very much be real.
00:11:24.000 And there's a lot of physical evidence.
00:11:26.000 And there's a gentleman named Randall Carlson who's been on my podcast.
00:11:29.000 Have you ever seen any of those episodes?
00:11:30.000 No.
00:11:30.000 It's been on my podcast many times.
00:11:32.000 He's an expert in asteroid collisions.
00:11:35.000 And this time in history where after this time there's all these stories of floods, it aligns directly with this thing called the Younger Dryas and the Younger Dryas impact theory.
00:11:48.000 The Younger Dryas is a time period around 11,800 years ago where they think the Earth got hit by comets.
00:11:54.000 And they think civilization got basically wiped out.
00:11:56.000 And it makes sense.
00:11:57.000 Because first of all, it makes sense physically.
00:12:00.000 So sorry if people have heard this before. 1.00
00:12:02.000 I beat this fucking horse to death. 0.99
00:12:03.000 But there's a lot of evidence when they do core samples on the Earth. 1.00
00:12:06.000 At that time period, there's a high level of iridium, which is very rare on Earth, but very common in space.
00:12:12.000 And there's also nanodiamonds, which occur when there's an impact, when something hits.
00:12:17.000 And this is all over the world.
00:12:21.000 I 100% believe in this.
00:12:23.000 But every time I hear nano diamonds, What do you think when you're a nanodimons?
00:12:29.000 It's like you're selling jewelry in the middle of the mall.
00:12:33.000 These aren't diamonds.
00:12:34.000 These are nanodimons.
00:12:35.000 These are nanodimons.
00:12:37.000 They're different.
00:12:37.000 But I believe that the earth has been hit by comics.
00:12:41.000 We're in the space.
00:12:43.000 How can you not?
00:12:44.000 There's evidence.
00:12:46.000 There's tons of evidence.
00:12:46.000 There's tons of evidence.
00:12:47.000 They found, was it Greenland or Iceland, that massive impact that they found?
00:12:54.000 The Earth's been hit so many times, man.
00:12:57.000 It wasn't just the Yucatan one that killed the dinosaurs.
00:12:59.000 It's been many, [...
00:13:03.000 And in fact, this comet shower that we go through every year, 31 kilometer, 19 mile wide meteorite crater discovered under a kilometer of Greenland ice had long puzzled scientists.
00:13:16.000 The Hawatha crater was exceptionally well preserved despite glacier ice being incredibly effective at erosion.
00:13:22.000 That's interesting. 0.99
00:13:25.000 Damn, that's big. 0.98
00:13:27.000 19 miles, is that what it said? 0.99
00:13:29.000 Yeah, there's a ton of those, man.
00:13:31.000 They're all over the world.
00:13:32.000 There's a big one that's outside of Australia that they found.
00:13:35.000 Giant craters where it just, it totally makes sense.
00:13:39.000 It totally makes sense.
00:13:40.000 So this guy, along with this guy named Graham Hancock, who's also been on the podcast many times, a good friend of mine, he has a documentary called Ancient Catastrophe.
00:13:50.000 Is that it?
00:13:51.000 Apocalypse, right?
00:13:52.000 Ancient apocalypse. 0.98
00:13:53.000 I always fuck those up. 0.72
00:13:54.000 Ancient apocalypse that's on Netflix. 0.74
00:13:57.000 It's amazing.
00:13:58.000 And it's all talking about these insane structures that people built in Africa, in Asia, all over the world, in Turkey. 0.82
00:14:07.000 These insane structures that predate modern civilization.
00:14:12.000 These are like 5,000 years before we think Mesopotamia emerged.
00:14:17.000 Huge stone columns, huge structures that they know for sure were 11,000 years old.
00:14:24.000 The show's amazing.
00:14:26.000 It's an amazing show.
00:14:27.000 I think I watched this.
00:14:28.000 It's really good.
00:14:30.000 And it's, you know, he only goes, he only touches the surface because there's so many of these all over the world and Egypt is the best example.
00:14:38.000 Egypt is a fantastic example because there's stuff that's under the sand that's even older than the massive stuff that's above the sand and the stuff under the sand that they find when they dig deeper, it's a totally different style of building.
00:14:52.000 This is what the ex-Clan used to rap about.
00:14:56.000 Yeah.
00:14:58.000 And Poor Righteous Teachers, that whole brand newbie. 1.00
00:15:02.000 This is the pyramids and building of the stones and Egypt, the whole Egyptian culture, Timbuktu, the whole thing.
00:15:12.000 Been around for a long time. 0.99
00:15:14.000 That's the wild shit. 1.00
00:15:15.000 The wild shit is that if it wasn't for those stones, If everybody lived like we live today, in glass houses and shit, there'd be nothing left. 1.00
00:15:22.000 There'd be nothing. 1.00
00:15:23.000 What would you find like a regular house made out of wooden glass? 0.96
00:15:25.000 What the fuck is going to be there in 10,000 years? 0.96
00:15:27.000 Zero. 0.99
00:15:29.000 Zero.
00:15:29.000 There'd be nothing left.
00:15:30.000 You'd find nails.
00:15:31.000 Oh, look, I found a nail.
00:15:32.000 What would you find?
00:15:34.000 You'd find a few things.
00:15:35.000 But most of it would be consumed by the earth.
00:15:37.000 Yeah, most of it.
00:15:38.000 But those guys, they figured out something that no one... 0.98
00:15:42.000 They bullshit that they could figure out how to do that today. 0.98
00:15:46.000 They don't know how to do that today. 0.99
00:15:47.000 Somebody just came up with the whole this building with wood.
00:15:51.000 But it was probably stone.
00:15:52.000 Like in Haiti, they build with stone. 1.00
00:15:54.000 Jamaica, they still build with stone. 1.00
00:15:58.000 The whole house made out of cement.
00:16:00.000 Most places do that.
00:16:03.000 They have hurricanes. 0.99
00:16:04.000 Their houses have to be sturdy as fuck. 0.99
00:16:07.000 So I don't know what was going on in Egypt at that time when they was building like that. 0.99
00:16:12.000 I think they were beyond advanced.
00:16:15.000 I think we are...
00:16:17.000 Graham Hancock has this amazing quote.
00:16:19.000 He said that human beings are a species with amnesia.
00:16:23.000 Oh yes, for sure.
00:16:24.000 For sure.
00:16:24.000 Oh, for sure.
00:16:25.000 And I think the way we've gone today technologically with like phones and microphones and video cameras and shit, like we've gone into an electronic technology. 0.59
00:16:34.000 I think they went into another technology that was different, a different path. 0.83
00:16:40.000 But way more powerful.
00:16:41.000 They were able to move stones out of the mountains and move them 500 miles. 0.99
00:16:45.000 They don't have any fucking idea how they did it. 0.96
00:16:47.000 The necessity, you know, we're figuring out things from necessity. 0.99
00:16:52.000 That, but I think thousands of years of thinking.
00:16:56.000 I think, you know, when we think about the Industrial Revolution and we think about the way the world was just 2,000 years ago to now, I think those people were recovering.
00:17:06.000 I think those people 2,000 years ago were recovering from shit that happened thousands of years before that, where people were just knocked back into barbarism.
00:17:15.000 Just survival of the fittest. 1.00
00:17:17.000 Just wild shit. 1.00
00:17:18.000 Because there was nothing left. 1.00
00:17:19.000 We live in a Mad Max apocalypse.
00:17:22.000 Even worse.
00:17:23.000 Nuclear winter.
00:17:24.000 When those things hit into the ground, the massive floods come, it also kicks up dust in the atmosphere.
00:17:30.000 Nothing grows.
00:17:31.000 People are probably cannibalizing each other.
00:17:33.000 It was probably horrific.
00:17:34.000 You ever read the book, The Ice Age and Inheritance?
00:17:39.000 No.
00:17:39.000 This is where it talks about people, how they went into the Ice Age and then they had to start cannibalizing each other because there was nothing growing and all of these other things.
00:17:50.000 Like, wow.
00:17:52.000 Do you think we survive that now?
00:17:55.000 I think you and me might survive.
00:17:57.000 I know a lot of people aren't going to get eaten. 0.75
00:18:00.000 Some people can fucking keep it together and some people can't, you know?
00:18:05.000 It's gonna be hard and it's not gonna be fun and life might not be worth living in comparison. 0.66
00:18:11.000 Yeah, in comparison.
00:18:12.000 So that's the thing, like, if you lived on the Great Plains in the 1800s and you were a Native American, that was your whole life, that's all you knew.
00:18:20.000 You knew how to hunt buffalo, you knew how to make teepees, you knew how to live off the land, that's all you knew. 0.50
00:18:25.000 If you took some fucking person from the east side of Manhattan, some person that worked some cushy office job, And he said, Jerome, this is your new life. 0.96
00:18:35.000 You're gonna live on the plains. 0.99
00:18:36.000 And you're gonna make your own arrows. 1.00
00:18:37.000 And you're gonna go fucking run around and try to shoot him into Buffalo. 1.00
00:18:42.000 And there's no doctors. 0.99
00:18:44.000 So is this what Naked and Afraid is about?
00:18:49.000 Are they getting ready for the apocalypse? 0.98
00:18:52.000 No, they're just exploiting dummies. 1.00
00:18:54.000 They're just having fun with people's dicks. 0.99
00:18:57.000 Blurring them out of TV. It's crazy. 0.99
00:18:59.000 That show's crazy.
00:19:01.000 That show's crazy. 1.00
00:19:02.000 It's so dumb. 1.00
00:19:03.000 Niggas in the phrase XL, they got like 13 people out. 0.99
00:19:07.000 You gotta meet up and form a tribe.
00:19:10.000 Yeah, they could do something like that.
00:19:12.000 People would go evil real quick.
00:19:14.000 If there was competing tribes, people would go evil real quick.
00:19:17.000 I think it's gonna...
00:19:19.000 If it jumps...
00:19:20.000 No.
00:19:21.000 Okay.
00:19:22.000 Well, during Katrina, it was survival of the fittest.
00:19:29.000 Yes.
00:19:30.000 During this flood in Houston, it was survival of the fittest.
00:19:34.000 Yes.
00:19:35.000 It's been some times where people have shown their colors.
00:19:39.000 Yes.
00:19:40.000 In small pockets.
00:19:41.000 Yeah, like my friend, he used to brag about having this Maserati, and when the flood happened, his Maserati was floating down the street, and I was in my truck.
00:19:54.000 I was like, hey, you want me to come pick you and your Maserati up?
00:19:57.000 Because you're in a bad position, my boy.
00:20:00.000 In Texas, you need a truck.
00:20:02.000 You know, and it was survival.
00:20:04.000 He couldn't move nowhere, so he needed help.
00:20:06.000 Yeah, when the freeze came out here, I was having that time of my life.
00:20:11.000 I loved it.
00:20:12.000 With snow everywhere and ice on the streets, because I have a 1995 Toyota Land Cruiser that I had built like an apocalypse vehicle.
00:20:21.000 It's lifted.
00:20:22.000 It's got off-road tires.
00:20:24.000 It's got steel bumpers.
00:20:26.000 It's got a winch.
00:20:28.000 Yeah.
00:20:29.000 Yeah, so yeah, you was having a good time.
00:20:30.000 Big-ass gas tank.
00:20:31.000 Huge gas tank.
00:20:33.000 You was having a good time.
00:20:34.000 I was having a great time.
00:20:35.000 Because that car's meant for that.
00:20:36.000 It was like my golden retriever when he sees the snow.
00:20:39.000 When he sees the snow, he's like, woo!
00:20:41.000 He rolls around on his back.
00:20:42.000 It's like he's having a party.
00:20:44.000 It's the best thing he's ever seen.
00:20:45.000 That's what it's like when my truck saw that snow.
00:20:48.000 My truck was like, yee-haw!
00:20:51.000 Everybody else is, like, in Corvettes.
00:20:54.000 They're sliding into oncoming traffic.
00:20:56.000 Yeah, that's what happens when you have one of them little low-built cars or sports cars, and you don't have an off-road vehicle, something that's sturdy that can move things.
00:21:07.000 Like, I have a truck, and my truck is built for that.
00:21:10.000 If you're only going to have one vehicle in Texas, a truck is the way to go.
00:21:13.000 Oh yeah.
00:21:14.000 It really is.
00:21:14.000 Just in case.
00:21:16.000 Just in case.
00:21:17.000 It's the sign of the most pampered society that people have cars that you can't even fit luggage in and they're just fast.
00:21:28.000 You have a race car, sir. 1.00
00:21:30.000 Why are you driving around town in a fucking race car? 1.00
00:21:33.000 Where are you going? 1.00
00:21:35.000 Hey man, nothing like getting out of a truck in a tuxedo.
00:21:39.000 Yeah, right?
00:21:42.000 With boots on.
00:21:43.000 That's what I see the guys.
00:21:45.000 I'm like, man, that's crazy.
00:21:46.000 But man, a truck is the way to go.
00:21:48.000 People don't want to think about things going sideways, but they have all throughout history.
00:21:53.000 All throughout history, there's been natural disasters.
00:21:55.000 There's been wars. 0.98
00:21:57.000 There's been crazy shit all throughout history. 0.98
00:21:59.000 So why don't people want to think about that? 0.98
00:22:02.000 Because we like to think about what's in front of us right now.
00:22:04.000 The human mind is set up essentially for survival, right?
00:22:09.000 And we have the exact same brains as people that lived 10,000 years ago.
00:22:13.000 So the people that lived 10,000 years ago, if they in fact were hunter and gatherers, and they probably were hunter and gatherers because the people before them were far more advanced and they were rebooting society.
00:22:23.000 That's what I think. 0.93
00:22:24.000 But those people, that life that they lived was all about get some fucking food, find out what the dangers are around you right now in terms of your enemies and predators, and get some fucking food and feed your family and try to stay alive. 0.99
00:22:38.000 That's all anybody wanted. 0.99
00:22:40.000 They just wanted to stay alive.
00:22:41.000 So we have that in our head. 0.99
00:22:43.000 And shit like climate change and UFOs, it's like, what am I gonna do with that? 1.00
00:22:49.000 Shit like, what if the power goes off? 1.00
00:22:52.000 Yeah, but the power's on now. 1.00
00:22:53.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00
00:22:53.000 I gotta deal with now. 1.00
00:22:55.000 I gotta deal with right now.
00:22:56.000 We're designed for the now.
00:22:57.000 I don't think like that.
00:22:59.000 I think long-term.
00:23:02.000 Your guys experienced some very difficult moments in your life.
00:23:06.000 That's what it is.
00:23:06.000 You've experienced a lot of adversity.
00:23:09.000 I guess that's the reason, but I'm always thinking long-term.
00:23:14.000 I always got a, you know, like I'm Jason Bourne, like I'm on the move.
00:23:19.000 I got my passport and cash.
00:23:21.000 I can't live for the now.
00:23:26.000 I used to be like that.
00:23:29.000 And that was too fast.
00:23:34.000 Way too fast.
00:23:35.000 Well that's a young man's game. 0.96
00:23:36.000 Young man's game is the now. 0.99
00:23:38.000 You know, talk to a 19-year-old kid, they're not thinking about fucking climate change. 0.99
00:23:43.000 I wish somebody would've told me in 19, hey, listen, climate change. 0.99
00:23:48.000 Yeah, maybe my tomatoes will be able to survive.
00:23:52.000 I think, you know, with having a healthy love for the elderly, because I would, you know, prefer to be one one day, you know, I would like to set things up for those people that's doing it now for when I get there.
00:24:08.000 I don't want to wait and then get there and then be struggling.
00:24:11.000 Well, I'm 65 and I don't understand what's going on, because comics, most comics don't have a retirement plan.
00:24:17.000 Most comics don't even have a monthly plan. 0.98
00:24:20.000 Comics are the wildest fucking people I know. 0.99
00:24:25.000 They're the wildest people I know. 1.00
00:24:26.000 They spend all their money.
00:24:30.000 And it was crazy.
00:24:32.000 That's very true.
00:24:33.000 That is very true.
00:24:35.000 Very true.
00:24:36.000 You know, I can't even think of all the comics because I'm a planner.
00:24:41.000 How many comics have come to me? 0.98
00:24:43.000 Because they know I'm a planner and they just went out and just some wild shit. 0.81
00:24:47.000 Like, I'm just, hey man, I'm living in L.A. now. 0.99
00:24:51.000 What?
00:24:51.000 I just saw you Tuesday.
00:24:52.000 Yeah, I know.
00:24:53.000 And like, where you living at?
00:24:55.000 I don't know.
00:24:56.000 I'm just out here. 0.92
00:24:58.000 What the hell are you talking about?
00:24:59.000 And then a month later, hey man, I'm calling you from somebody else's phone.
00:25:08.000 You think you can send me $300 so I can get a ticket to come home?
00:25:14.000 Or how am I going to get it to you?
00:25:15.000 Hey man, you're going to have to wire it to this and that.
00:25:21.000 Some comics think that if they go to a spot, things will be different.
00:25:25.000 You know?
00:25:29.000 My wife and I lived in Colorado once for a little while, and we lived in like a log house on the top of a mountain.
00:25:35.000 And my wife had this idea that when she got in that log house, she'd start making bread.
00:25:40.000 Joe, you wild, man.
00:25:41.000 You just moved to a log.
00:25:43.000 Yeah, I did. 0.99
00:25:45.000 The only thing that fucked me over was she got pregnant, and when women are pregnant at very high altitude, this is at 8,800 feet. 0.99
00:25:53.000 It's very high. 1.00
00:25:54.000 It's real rough on them.
00:25:55.000 Real bad.
00:25:56.000 It's like the flu every day.
00:25:57.000 And we went back to L.A. And when we went back to L.A. for like a week or two, she was fine.
00:26:02.000 And then we went back to Colorado, kick right back in.
00:26:04.000 I was like, oh no.
00:26:05.000 And then I read that Colorado, specifically Denver, has a very high rate of, unusually high rate of premature births.
00:26:13.000 They attribute to the high altitude.
00:26:15.000 It's rough.
00:26:16.000 It's rough on women. 1.00
00:26:17.000 So we had to get out of there.
00:26:18.000 If it wasn't for me, it was just me by myself, I'd still be up there.
00:26:21.000 I would have never started a podcast.
00:26:23.000 I'd still be up there living in the woods.
00:26:25.000 I loved it.
00:26:26.000 I loved it.
00:26:26.000 I loved that Land Cruiser.
00:26:28.000 I'd just be like sitting there chilling.
00:26:31.000 That's the life that I'm going towards.
00:26:33.000 I love it.
00:26:34.000 Just being able to farm and grow my own vegetables.
00:26:39.000 Yes.
00:26:39.000 Go outside and have my own eggs and goats and things of that nature.
00:26:44.000 Yeah, that's very satisfying.
00:26:46.000 There's something very satisfying.
00:26:47.000 Just even about the idea of that, that's very satisfying.
00:26:50.000 Not having to be some...
00:26:53.000 I think that's the...
00:26:54.000 I'm going to slow down in 2025. I have a plan.
00:26:58.000 Knock out Domino Effect 3 and 4. And then kind of relax for a while.
00:27:05.000 Because I don't think people know this about comics.
00:27:10.000 You've probably experienced it.
00:27:11.000 My body is on some type of clock where I have to be somewhere even when I don't, which is troublesome to me.
00:27:22.000 I've gotten up And packed all my things up and didn't realize that I was already where I'm supposed to be.
00:27:31.000 Because my body is like, my mind basically is, you're supposed to be somewhere.
00:27:36.000 So it takes me, if I go on vacation, it has to be for like two weeks because the first week, It's crazy.
00:27:45.000 Like, my mind is set on this clock of, you got a performance, you got to be somewhere, you got this to do, you got it.
00:27:52.000 And I don't like that feeling.
00:27:53.000 I got out of that.
00:27:55.000 It took me a long time to get out of that.
00:27:57.000 But I got out of that where I can enjoy a vacation.
00:27:59.000 I can just chill.
00:28:00.000 I got out of that where I could just sit in my backyard sometimes.
00:28:03.000 Just sit down.
00:28:04.000 Have a cocktail.
00:28:06.000 Just relax.
00:28:07.000 That's what I want to do.
00:28:08.000 Just be able to just sit and have nothing to do.
00:28:14.000 Yeah.
00:28:15.000 Yeah.
00:28:16.000 I think there's a real pleasure in that, if you earn that, and you definitely have earned that.
00:28:21.000 There's real pleasure in that, but people like you and people like me that are constantly on the road and constantly working on this and working on that, it's like you're on this momentum, and it's hard to hit the brakes going downhill. 0.98
00:28:32.000 Jesus fucking Christ, like Flintstone brakes. 0.98
00:28:35.000 You know, it's hard. 1.00
00:28:37.000 It's hard to slow down.
00:28:38.000 And you got to get to a place where you feel like, or have a plan to get to a place where, okay, this is it for a while.
00:28:47.000 And then detox for that month.
00:28:51.000 A month of not doing shows is horrible.
00:28:56.000 It's weird.
00:28:58.000 It's horrible.
00:28:59.000 You get addicted to it, right?
00:29:01.000 It took me a while to get it.
00:29:03.000 It took me about two months to really get into the pandemic.
00:29:06.000 But once I got into it, I didn't want to come out of it.
00:29:11.000 I was like, man, I'm cool, man.
00:29:13.000 I can be with my family every day.
00:29:15.000 I'm growing.
00:29:16.000 My vegetables are looking good.
00:29:18.000 I'm having a good time.
00:29:19.000 I don't have to be anywhere.
00:29:22.000 I can just go to the front and pick on my camera, hey, what's happening, and talk for a minute and then be done.
00:29:30.000 Wow, it was beautiful.
00:29:31.000 It was beautiful.
00:29:33.000 So why'd you go back?
00:29:36.000 The addiction of being a performer. 0.96
00:29:41.000 Killing.
00:29:42.000 Addicted to, you know, having to finish the story.
00:29:47.000 Yeah.
00:29:47.000 You know, Domino Effect, you know, was in my mind and Domino Effect 2 was in my mind.
00:29:53.000 So I was like, man, I got to get back to...
00:29:56.000 I think they were tired of me.
00:29:59.000 They were like, hey, he's been here too long.
00:30:01.000 Maybe I was feeling cool, and they were like, nah, he need to go work somewhere.
00:30:06.000 He's doing everything.
00:30:08.000 He's painting and building.
00:30:10.000 I was building something every week.
00:30:12.000 It was great.
00:30:14.000 Well, that's why it always drives me crazy when people say they get bored.
00:30:18.000 Like, how are you bored?
00:30:19.000 I get bored.
00:30:20.000 There's so much to do.
00:30:22.000 You just gotta find the thing.
00:30:24.000 And if it's not...
00:30:25.000 If you don't have anything to do, just go experience something.
00:30:29.000 Yeah.
00:30:30.000 Go check something out.
00:30:31.000 Get moving.
00:30:32.000 Don't stay home.
00:30:33.000 Don't just stay put.
00:30:34.000 That's why you're bored.
00:30:36.000 There's nothing coming at you.
00:30:37.000 Go somewhere.
00:30:38.000 Stay put.
00:30:38.000 I haven't heard that in a long time.
00:30:41.000 My grandmother, she would say that because back then you couldn't go into, couldn't take children to liquor stores. 0.87
00:30:49.000 And my grandmother would get out the car, she'd leave us in the car, hey, hey, stay put. 0.99
00:30:54.000 My grandmother told me, be right here when she get back or she gonna beat our ass. 1.00
00:30:58.000 I was like, like what? 0.99
00:31:00.000 Like how did that even come into the conversation?
00:31:04.000 But we was right then when she got back.
00:31:06.000 Yeah.
00:31:07.000 We stood put.
00:31:08.000 Stay put.
00:31:10.000 Yeah, staying around and being bored.
00:31:12.000 I mean, of course that's what's going to happen.
00:31:14.000 People wonder why they're depressed.
00:31:15.000 I mean, there's a lot of reasons why people are depressed, but some people are depressed just because they're not doing anything.
00:31:20.000 Oh, man. 0.97
00:31:21.000 You're just fucking filled with anxiety and just nothing. 0.97
00:31:24.000 You're just, like, alone, just trying to think of something to do. 1.00
00:31:29.000 Bored out of your fucking mind. 1.00
00:31:30.000 Which is crazy. 1.00
00:31:31.000 How you can't think of nothing to do when it's all outside?
00:31:34.000 I can walk outside because I'm from that era where we used to play outside.
00:31:39.000 So if I go outside, I'm going to find something to do.
00:31:44.000 If I find another person, we're going to find something to do.
00:31:48.000 If we find another person, oh no, this is a football game.
00:31:52.000 All we need is three people in a ball, and we're throwing this ball up in there.
00:31:56.000 It's a hot ball.
00:31:58.000 We're going to do something.
00:31:59.000 Something's happening. 0.98
00:32:00.000 Do you remember children's playgrounds, how fucking dangerous they were? 0.81
00:32:05.000 With those metal contraptions, those houses you would climb inside of? 0.96
00:32:10.000 You thought that was dangerous?
00:32:11.000 Do they have those today?
00:32:12.000 I think they...
00:32:13.000 But they made out of rope now, and it's really dangerous.
00:32:16.000 Oh.
00:32:17.000 It's some little corded rope.
00:32:19.000 You tear your hand up like... 1.00
00:32:22.000 I prefer the balls. 1.00
00:32:23.000 I grew up with the balls. 0.98
00:32:24.000 You could swing from them. 0.99
00:32:26.000 That was my thing, the balls. 0.99
00:32:29.000 Even the spinning. 0.98
00:32:30.000 Oh man, I think I know people who dislocated their shoulder on the spinning thing.
00:32:36.000 Some big grown kid would come and spin all the kids on the thing. 0.94
00:32:40.000 And if you didn't hold on and they'd keep spinning and then you'd just let go with your head, you can't hold it no more.
00:32:47.000 Those are the days of concussions, good concussions.
00:32:50.000 Yeah.
00:32:51.000 Well, you learned.
00:32:51.000 You definitely learned what hurts.
00:32:53.000 Definitely learned what hurts.
00:32:55.000 Yeah.
00:32:55.000 Like, you never let the big kids spin your head ever again.
00:32:59.000 Those little big kids are mean.
00:33:00.000 It was crazy.
00:33:01.000 You six.
00:33:03.000 Hey, man, you know you're 13, right?
00:33:05.000 Like, why are you even over here?
00:33:07.000 Especially boys. 1.00
00:33:10.000 Teenage boys are the most fucking dangerous animals on the planet. 1.00
00:33:13.000 Man, do you understand? 0.99
00:33:15.000 I lived in some apartments where these guys, they were old, they was high teens, and when you went to go check the mail, because the mailbox was by the pool, they would try to throw you in the pool. 0.96
00:33:33.000 And you're going to take the mail and your mother will tell you, hey, don't bring my damn mail back here wet. 0.79
00:33:41.000 And you would have to sneak to the mailbox and open the mailbox so quietly. 0.97
00:33:50.000 Get the mail, and you hope that nobody see you, because if anybody saw you, they're going to say, hey, here's the mailbox!
00:33:59.000 And now you got to run.
00:34:00.000 Now you got to run, because they're going to throw you.
00:34:02.000 I remember one time I got thrown in, and I tried to hold the mail up.
00:34:09.000 I hate the performance, man.
00:34:11.000 I hate them. 0.99
00:34:13.000 Teenage kids. 1.00
00:34:14.000 They're fucking dangerous. 1.00
00:34:16.000 Because they have man strength, and they just got it. 1.00
00:34:20.000 They just got it.
00:34:21.000 It's like lottery winners.
00:34:22.000 They're like lottery winners.
00:34:24.000 They just start spending all their money.
00:34:26.000 You know, lottery winners, they go broke quick because they're like, they never had this before and all of a sudden they have it. 0.99
00:34:30.000 When you're 13 and all of a sudden you kind of have a man body and you're 14 and you're strong as shit and little kids, you could just yell at them and tell them what to do and make them do shit and smack them around. 0.99
00:34:44.000 The problem is this. 0.99
00:34:47.000 When you do that, and then one of the kids that you hurt have uncles that's close to your age.
00:34:56.000 You're 14, 15, and his uncle is 19, and he don't care nothing about that.
00:35:05.000 Yo, hey man, you heard my little cousin?
00:35:10.000 And then...
00:35:11.000 And he got a little more skill.
00:35:16.000 He got a little more attack to his newfound male strength.
00:35:20.000 Yeah, they know how to use it.
00:35:22.000 A 19-year-old is very different.
00:35:25.000 You get 19 and 20 and, you know, those are men.
00:35:29.000 I was, you know, I was different.
00:35:31.000 I was a pretty good fighter at 19. I started fighting maybe around 10. You get some good ones.
00:35:41.000 I remember when I knew the difference between being 13 and being 19, when my cousin got into a fight with these guys, and this guy was thick.
00:35:55.000 All this was like really, he was a man.
00:36:00.000 And he pushed me just in the stomach.
00:36:04.000 He just pushed me.
00:36:05.000 He wasn't even trying to fight me.
00:36:07.000 He was, everybody get back!
00:36:09.000 And he pushed me and knocked all the air out of me.
00:36:12.000 I was like, man, what is happening?
00:36:15.000 And I slowly started going to the ground like...
00:36:18.000 If he would have actually punched me, like if he was trying to, he would have wiped me out.
00:36:23.000 Yeah.
00:36:24.000 Because body shots are something different.
00:36:26.000 That's a different shot.
00:36:28.000 Oh, yeah.
00:36:29.000 People think that a body shot don't look as pretty as a shot to the head, but it's just as devastating, if not worse.
00:36:39.000 Oh, yeah.
00:36:40.000 Like that Ryan Garcia one, where Javante Davis caught him with that left hook to the body.
00:36:44.000 People were saying that he quit.
00:36:45.000 No.
00:36:46.000 He'd never been hitting the liver.
00:36:48.000 Oscar De La Hoya quit the same way with Bernard Hopkins.
00:36:51.000 The same thing.
00:36:52.000 Same body shot.
00:36:53.000 Same body shot.
00:36:54.000 And he tried to take a step out that corner and not the front of his foot even moved.
00:37:01.000 He just went down.
00:37:04.000 He was like, man, this is it. 0.96
00:37:05.000 And if you get kicked to the body. 0.99
00:37:07.000 Oh, my God. 0.99
00:37:08.000 Oh my god. 0.98
00:37:09.000 A kick to the body is so goddamn devastating, especially a spinning back kick. 0.99
00:37:15.000 You could literally pick someone up in the air. 0.99
00:37:17.000 It's like they got hit by a car.
00:37:19.000 Any kick.
00:37:21.000 Yeah.
00:37:22.000 Want to see me when I was 19?
00:37:23.000 Show that video of me knocking that dude out when I was 19. This is from a Taekwondo tournament.
00:37:28.000 I hit this kid with a spinning back kick to the body. 1.00
00:37:30.000 So you can see how hard.
00:37:31.000 Man, I'm 150 pounds, 155 pounds.
00:37:37.000 155 pounds spinning around, coming at you full forward, that's not...
00:37:41.000 That's what I'm saying.
00:37:42.000 I'm saying even though I was light, like fairly light in comparison, the amount of power that you can generate with your legs and what your ribs are...
00:37:51.000 Me and my daughter were doing this little art project and we're drawing zombie, this zombie thing.
00:37:56.000 We're making this painting together.
00:37:57.000 And while we're doing this, we took a photo from the internet of an actual ribcage so we could do it right and draw it correctly. 0.87
00:38:04.000 And I'm looking at it and I'm like, look at this fucking weird protection of all your squishy organs that are underneath there. 0.90
00:38:14.000 I mean, when you really think about it, these little skinny-ass bones are the only thing that's protecting your soft lungs and your liver. 0.98
00:38:24.000 Like, this is me in the blue.
00:38:26.000 This was me when I was 19. That dude was done.
00:38:38.000 You get kicked in the body like that? 0.97
00:38:40.000 You just...
00:38:43.000 There's no volume on this.
00:38:45.000 But you get kicked in the body like that, it's the worst feeling in the world.
00:38:49.000 Everything shuts down.
00:38:50.000 You can't move.
00:38:51.000 You can't move.
00:38:52.000 Everything just goes...
00:38:55.000 It's just electrocution goes through your body.
00:39:00.000 Electric power.
00:39:02.000 Just the thump.
00:39:03.000 Just the compression of your organs.
00:39:06.000 Just your whole body going into shock.
00:39:08.000 Your whole spinal column getting jolted.
00:39:11.000 Your legs don't work anymore.
00:39:12.000 That's the problem.
00:39:14.000 Your legs don't work.
00:39:15.000 They just stop working.
00:39:17.000 Just nothing. 0.98
00:39:18.000 You could tell them whatever the fuck you want. 0.99
00:39:20.000 They're not listening. 1.00
00:39:21.000 You're trying to send shockwaves from your brain to your legs, and then your legs are like, man, if you don't get the fuck out of here, I'm going down. 1.00
00:39:30.000 The most shocking to me was when I would get hit on the chin. 0.99
00:39:33.000 Because one time I got dropped, I got hit on the chin with a left hook, and my legs just went like this.
00:39:38.000 They just shut off.
00:39:39.000 Like, it wasn't like I got hurt.
00:39:41.000 Like, oh my god, I'm hurt.
00:39:42.000 I'm going down.
00:39:43.000 They just went shut off.
00:39:44.000 The legs just shut off. 0.99
00:39:45.000 And I was like, Jesus Christ, what the fuck was that? 0.99
00:39:48.000 They just stopped working. 0.99
00:39:49.000 It's like my whole system got short-circuited.
00:39:53.000 They just go, boink! 1.00
00:39:54.000 What a stupid design. 1.00
00:39:56.000 Just the jaw. 1.00
00:39:58.000 The jaw is really the turning of the...
00:40:03.000 Sometimes not, though, because sometimes a straight shot just on the tip of the jaw knocks people out.
00:40:09.000 It's the whole compression of the head going back.
00:40:12.000 I think there's something else going on, too, specifically with the jaw.
00:40:17.000 Because you could spin someone's head around in other ways, like on the cheek, and it doesn't seem to have the same effect the jaw does.
00:40:24.000 I think nerves behind the jaw.
00:40:26.000 Let me tell you.
00:40:29.000 Whatever's going on in the jaw, I had a crown put in.
00:40:35.000 The guy went too deep when he...
00:40:40.000 We did a root canal?
00:40:41.000 No, when he tried to numb me up to put it in.
00:40:46.000 So he damaged a nerve that's in the lining of the jaw. 0.99
00:40:51.000 And it took like two months for that shit to heal. 0.99
00:40:56.000 Really? 1.00
00:40:56.000 And it was excruciating. 1.00
00:40:59.000 Like, it was excruciating.
00:41:00.000 Nerves are rough.
00:41:01.000 Yeah.
00:41:01.000 Nerves take a long time.
00:41:03.000 It was excruciating.
00:41:04.000 Yeah.
00:41:04.000 It was like, and then I had to still perform.
00:41:08.000 And I was doing meet and greets.
00:41:10.000 And I was having the smiles.
00:41:13.000 And this crown here, oh my goodness.
00:41:17.000 So did it make your face paralyzed?
00:41:19.000 It was, I was down my, I had to get all type of massages.
00:41:23.000 The line of my jaw, they had to adjust it like maybe four times.
00:41:27.000 Because it was terrible.
00:41:29.000 It was terrible.
00:41:31.000 It was terrible.
00:41:32.000 A lot of people get that, what is that called?
00:41:36.000 What's that disease when half your face goes?
00:41:38.000 Bell's palsy.
00:41:38.000 Bell's palsy.
00:41:39.000 That's crazy.
00:41:41.000 I know a couple guys with that.
00:41:42.000 Half your face just starts working.
00:41:43.000 I know a couple guys with that bell's palsy.
00:41:46.000 Yeah.
00:41:47.000 You don't realize how lucky you are to be healthy until you're not.
00:41:52.000 You gotta take advantage of your health.
00:41:54.000 God, it's the most important thing and that's another thing.
00:41:57.000 People, they put all this effort into life and they don't put effort into that.
00:42:02.000 Into health, which is crazy.
00:42:03.000 It's crazy.
00:42:04.000 And then don't Don't even try to look at the things that can make you more healthy.
00:42:12.000 The amount of research that people do, they'd rather scroll on their phone than just look up something that can be helpful to them personally.
00:42:24.000 Which is weird.
00:42:25.000 It's the same thing.
00:42:26.000 I think people don't think about the future that much.
00:42:28.000 I mean, they do a little bit, kind of abstract.
00:42:30.000 I hate that whole, you gotta die from something. 0.99
00:42:33.000 Well, you ain't gotta die fucking miserable. 1.00
00:42:36.000 You ain't gotta die... 1.00
00:42:37.000 There's a lot of stuff that you don't have to die of.
00:42:40.000 Yeah.
00:42:41.000 Yeah.
00:42:42.000 That's...
00:42:42.000 Do you know there's more people dying today because they eat too much than starving to death for the first time in history?
00:42:49.000 Wow.
00:42:51.000 Yeah.
00:42:51.000 You know, Texas is the fastest state.
00:42:54.000 Good food.
00:42:55.000 Terry Black's Barbecue.
00:42:56.000 What's up?
00:43:01.000 Food here is fantastic.
00:43:03.000 You know, people die from eating too much.
00:43:06.000 What's up, Terrence Blackburn?
00:43:10.000 I definitely eat too much when I'm there.
00:43:13.000 We recreationally eat.
00:43:16.000 Yes, we do.
00:43:18.000 We go just, oh man, let me go see what this is about.
00:43:22.000 In Texas, we are the king's In Queens of, let me just go check something out.
00:43:29.000 And go in there like, oh man, they got a new donut place.
00:43:33.000 Let's go see what they talking about.
00:43:35.000 Like, why?
00:43:36.000 Because we have the currency, we have the Got a nice surplus.
00:43:42.000 Oh, man.
00:43:43.000 Yeah.
00:43:44.000 It's hard to go on the road once you...
00:43:48.000 Texas is my home.
00:43:51.000 It's where I grew up, Houston especially.
00:43:54.000 We have great food.
00:43:55.000 So then you go on the road, other places, and they're like, I'm going to take you to the best barbecue place.
00:44:00.000 I'm going to take you to the best...
00:44:02.000 And then you get there, you're like...
00:44:05.000 You're spoiled. 0.57
00:44:06.000 You're spoiled. 1.00
00:44:06.000 Damn. 1.00
00:44:07.000 There's some places that have good barbecue. 0.99
00:44:08.000 Apparently Kansas City has good barbecue.
00:44:10.000 Oh, no, not really.
00:44:12.000 No?
00:44:13.000 It's a different thing, right?
00:44:14.000 Not like here.
00:44:15.000 No.
00:44:16.000 Do you know where it came from?
00:44:18.000 L.A. has the worst Mexican food of all times to me.
00:44:24.000 Really? 0.86
00:44:25.000 Yes, the worst.
00:44:26.000 Do you like Tex-Mex or regular Mexican?
00:44:28.000 Well, regular Mexican, because I lived in a Mexican neighborhood in Houston, and they had the best food.
00:44:34.000 So I'm like, I don't know, them must be different.
00:44:37.000 Them Aztecas, I don't know.
00:44:38.000 They're different Mexicans. 1.00
00:44:39.000 There's some spots in California.
00:44:41.000 You just got to go to the spots where the Mexicans go. 0.99
00:44:44.000 That's what, like, when I'm in L.A., It's some food.
00:44:48.000 I'm like, this is y'all best?
00:44:50.000 I used to go to this place in the valley called the Big Burrito.
00:44:53.000 They got like Mexican soap operas playing.
00:44:55.000 Nobody speaks English.
00:44:57.000 They have like lengua, quesadillas.
00:44:59.000 See, that's everywhere in Houston.
00:45:02.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:45:02.000 So it's like that's the spot.
00:45:04.000 The real shit. 1.00
00:45:05.000 Yes. 1.00
00:45:05.000 That's where I'ma go. 1.00
00:45:06.000 I learned how to make tamales.
00:45:08.000 I learned how to make tamales in this store called Fiesta from this Mexican lady who did not speak English. 1.00
00:45:15.000 And she had a granddaughter translating what she wanted me to write down.
00:45:19.000 And that's how I learned.
00:45:21.000 I got the pots.
00:45:22.000 I grind them.
00:45:23.000 I say the whole nine.
00:45:25.000 So it's hard for me to go places and say that I was in St. Louis.
00:45:33.000 Kansas City, they're talking about, oh, they got the best soul food, seafood place.
00:45:41.000 I'm like, okay, cool, I'm gonna go.
00:45:50.000 When you don't season your batter, that's a normal thing everywhere in Houston.
00:45:58.000 It's too many fish places that I can go to eat.
00:46:02.000 And then when Maryland, we got the best blue crab.
00:46:05.000 Man, I live on the Gulf.
00:46:07.000 You don't think we have blue crab here?
00:46:11.000 We got a lot of food here.
00:46:13.000 A lot of food.
00:46:14.000 Yeah.
00:46:15.000 A lot.
00:46:16.000 It's a lot.
00:46:17.000 It's a good place to eat.
00:46:18.000 Yeah.
00:46:19.000 There's some good spots in the country.
00:46:21.000 There's some great food places in the country.
00:46:23.000 I'm picky.
00:46:25.000 Yeah.
00:46:25.000 You got a specific kind of food you like to eat?
00:46:27.000 I eat.
00:46:28.000 That's the problem.
00:46:29.000 I eat everything, all cultures, if your food is good.
00:46:33.000 I live in a place that happens to have all cultures and they have great food.
00:46:39.000 If I want any type of African food, I can just go on Vincentette in Houston. 0.83
00:46:43.000 I can start at any end of business and I'm going to find good average.
00:46:46.000 We have five Chinatowns in Houston.
00:46:49.000 Really?
00:46:49.000 Yeah.
00:46:50.000 There's five Chinatowns? 0.91
00:46:51.000 Five Chinatowns. 1.00
00:46:52.000 Isn't Houston the third biggest city in the country?
00:46:54.000 Yes.
00:46:55.000 That's a big country.
00:46:56.000 That's a big city for this country.
00:47:00.000 Man, it's a place.
00:47:04.000 Yeah.
00:47:05.000 It's a place that has all food.
00:47:08.000 I got Cuban food.
00:47:09.000 I got...
00:47:11.000 Well, Houston was the best comedy scene in the world at one point in time, in the 80s.
00:47:17.000 I still think that Houston is the greatest comedy scene.
00:47:20.000 We put out a lot of great comics.
00:47:22.000 We don't have the clubs anymore, though.
00:47:24.000 That's the thing.
00:47:25.000 Yeah, that's the thing.
00:47:26.000 Improv is there, Secret Group is there.
00:47:30.000 They used to have the Laugh Stop.
00:47:31.000 They used to have the Laugh Stop, the Laugh Spot.
00:47:35.000 The Laugh Spot went under, too?
00:47:37.000 Yeah, both.
00:47:39.000 Do you remember Spellbinders?
00:47:41.000 I heard about it.
00:47:42.000 I never went there.
00:47:42.000 Yeah, we had Spellbinders and then Improv bought out what the Spellbinders is.
00:47:48.000 So it's the Improv and the Seeker group.
00:47:52.000 And then I think they got a new comedy club called Rise.
00:47:55.000 Then Comedy Lounge on the north side.
00:48:00.000 Yeah.
00:48:00.000 Well, the improv's a great club.
00:48:02.000 That's a great club.
00:48:04.000 That was the first club I did coming back.
00:48:06.000 I did that in July.
00:48:07.000 I did one weekend.
00:48:08.000 And then I got real high and I got paranoid that I was going to give people COVID, like my guests, because I'm so selfish and I want to do the road.
00:48:15.000 Even though I was getting tested every day, I was like, what if it slips?
00:48:18.000 What if I got to put false negative?
00:48:21.000 So I stopped.
00:48:21.000 But I had a great time there.
00:48:23.000 Speaking of great clubs, I stopped in last night at the mothership.
00:48:27.000 That's pretty wild, right?
00:48:29.000 Pretty nice.
00:48:30.000 That's a nice comic club.
00:48:32.000 Yeah.
00:48:32.000 Very comic friendly.
00:48:35.000 Yeah.
00:48:36.000 Well, the comic built it.
00:48:38.000 Yeah.
00:48:40.000 And I built it specifically just for us.
00:48:43.000 I didn't build it like a business.
00:48:45.000 It's like if I was my accountant, I'd go crazy because the whole idea was I just want to break even.
00:48:51.000 I just want to build it and make it the most friendly place ever for comedians.
00:48:54.000 So the comedians make plenty of money.
00:48:56.000 Everybody's happy.
00:48:57.000 The place is packed.
00:48:59.000 It's a beautiful room.
00:49:00.000 That's a beautiful curtain.
00:49:02.000 Thank you.
00:49:03.000 The way the lights.
00:49:05.000 Yeah, it's dope.
00:49:07.000 Then the name, Fat Man and Little Boy.
00:49:11.000 Yeah.
00:49:11.000 You know what that's from?
00:49:13.000 Yeah, the bombs.
00:49:14.000 But you know why?
00:49:15.000 No, I don't know why you did it.
00:49:16.000 Because that's when the UFO started coming.
00:49:18.000 That's when UFO started coming?
00:49:19.000 Yeah, it's part of UFO folklore.
00:49:21.000 That's why when you walk in the middle of the lobbies, that giant UFO, that's what that's for.
00:49:26.000 That UFO is a replica of that, and that is a replica of the craft that Bob Lazar...
00:49:33.000 A guy was a propulsions expert who was a whistleblower who worked at Area S-4 in Area 51 in the Nevada desert, back-engineering alien spacecrafts, supposedly.
00:49:44.000 But this is what he described, and that's what we put in there.
00:49:46.000 The whole club, the whole idea of the comedy mothership, the whole idea is the club's themed on UFOs.
00:49:54.000 That's the whole idea behind it.
00:49:55.000 That's why there's that crazy gateway over the stage.
00:49:59.000 It looks like a starport.
00:50:01.000 I like that.
00:50:02.000 When they detonated the bombs in Hiroshima and Nagasaki, that's when UFOs start coming.
00:50:08.000 And all the UFO activity ramped up substantially.
00:50:11.000 Why do you think that is?
00:50:13.000 Because I think they realized we have nukes. 1.00
00:50:14.000 Like, these crazy motherfuckers. 1.00
00:50:16.000 They just wipe out whole cities with nukes. 1.00
00:50:20.000 These fucking assholes. 1.00
00:50:21.000 They had to come down and go, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1.00
00:50:23.000 What are you doing, man? 1.00
00:50:25.000 What the fuck are you doing? 1.00
00:50:34.000 I think they realized we reached a level of technological sophistication that we could kind of kill everybody on earth. 1.00
00:50:41.000 Oh, you think one of them went rogue and taught us?
00:50:45.000 I don't think one of them went rogue and taught us because there's a very, like if you go and look at the Manhattan Project and you go and look at the history of splitting the atom, there's a very clear academic paper trail of how they figured this out and all the trials that they did and what they did when they detonated the Trinity bomb,
00:51:05.000 which by the way was one of the first times they ever discovered those nanodiamonds.
00:51:08.000 It's called, I think they called Trinitite.
00:51:10.000 And it's like nuclear glass, they call it as well.
00:51:13.000 And it's what happens when a massive impact hits sand.
00:51:17.000 And it turns it into this kind of glass.
00:51:19.000 I think that...
00:51:21.000 Because when it come with all the visits...
00:51:25.000 Yeah.
00:51:26.000 What were they visiting to do?
00:51:30.000 Because I know, you know, they all say like we caught one or something like that.
00:51:34.000 Yeah.
00:51:34.000 You know, if you did, did you try to torture him and get stuff out of him?
00:51:40.000 What would be the thing?
00:51:42.000 But what were the visits if they weren't teaching something?
00:51:46.000 Because I believe in it.
00:51:47.000 I just don't know what they were visiting to do.
00:51:49.000 Well, the way I describe it is there's a great show on Netflix called Chimp Empire, and Chimp Empire is all about these scientists that are embedded in this chimp tribe, and they've been there for 30 years. 0.97
00:52:00.000 Because these scientists have been there for 30 years, the chimpanzees behave like there's no people there.
00:52:05.000 They can get within 20 feet of these chimpanzees.
00:52:08.000 Chimpanzee, as long as they don't eat in front of them, and as long as they never present any sort of danger, raise their voices, and as long as they just stay back, the chimps don't pay attention to them at all. 0.95
00:52:16.000 They just go throughout their life.
00:52:17.000 And so these scientists are observing these chimpanzees, and then these cinematographers captured all of this.
00:52:23.000 I think the way we treat chimpanzees is probably...
00:52:27.000 And they let them kill each other. 1.00
00:52:28.000 They do wild shit to each other, these chimps. 1.00
00:52:30.000 They engage in territorial warfare. 1.00
00:52:32.000 They fight over access to fruit.
00:52:34.000 I think the aliens would treat us the same way.
00:52:39.000 I think they would observe us, but not do anything. 0.98
00:52:41.000 And I think if we did something fucking dangerous, like nuclear bombs, then they would go, whoa, okay. 0.90
00:52:47.000 Because I think if alien societies do exist... 0.90
00:52:52.000 An intelligent life is out there in the universe.
00:52:54.000 I think what happens is they keep getting more and more and more and more sophisticated.
00:52:58.000 And in the beginning, they engage in tribal warfare. 0.99
00:53:02.000 And as they become more and more sophisticated, their technology becomes far too dangerous to keep doing that same shit. 0.99
00:53:08.000 And that's when they observe them. 0.99
00:53:10.000 Because it's this perilous tipping point. 0.84
00:53:13.000 Where we could completely wipe out life on Earth or we can evolve and get to the next stage of existence where we could coexist harmoniously throughout the universe and join some fucking global, you know, 0.67
00:53:29.000 some rather universal group of beings. 0.92
00:53:34.000 It's possible, but the only way that's possible is if we don't nuke ourselves. 0.79
00:53:38.000 So, with the chimpanzees, the scientists are there, they're observing them.
00:53:44.000 Yeah.
00:53:45.000 And they see them, they don't pay attention.
00:53:47.000 See, the problem with us, that we're scared.
00:53:50.000 If we see an alien, I'm not gonna not pay attention.
00:53:56.000 Of course.
00:53:56.000 I'm gonna, ah!
00:53:58.000 Who the fuck? 1.00
00:53:59.000 Yeah, of course. 1.00
00:54:00.000 It's like men in black. 0.84
00:54:02.000 They gotta look normal.
00:54:03.000 I believe that it's definitely other life forms.
00:54:07.000 It's definitely other civilizations that's happening that we're just not ready for.
00:54:11.000 I don't think we're ready.
00:54:13.000 I don't think we're ready.
00:54:14.000 We've got to be groomed.
00:54:16.000 Do you think that there's all these UFO sightings and the government talking about UFOs and this whistleblower that came out and said there's a crash retrieval program and we have crashed vehicles and they've recovered alien bodies?
00:54:29.000 You believe and I believe, but it's the old man like, hell no. 1.00
00:54:34.000 I'm not messing with it.
00:54:36.000 Because he not ready for the difference. 0.53
00:54:42.000 It's on hillbilly that just now got used to seeing black people.
00:54:49.000 For gray people. 0.99
00:54:51.000 He ain't ready for shit else. 0.98
00:54:53.000 He's like, hey man, what else, man? 1.00
00:54:55.000 God damn! 1.00
00:54:58.000 He got like six eyes, man. 1.00
00:54:59.000 What is this shit? 1.00
00:55:01.000 He's like, he's not ready. 1.00
00:55:02.000 He's not ready, man.
00:55:04.000 I wonder if that's what they're doing by these sightings.
00:55:07.000 I wonder if it's like a trickle effect.
00:55:09.000 Give us a little bit.
00:55:10.000 Like with the Jetsons.
00:55:11.000 We still don't believe in the Jetsons.
00:55:13.000 And we, like, nobody... 0.98
00:55:16.000 So they were already pulling people up on big screens, talking to each other and shit on the Jetsons. 0.94
00:55:24.000 And my mother was watching the Jetsons. 0.96
00:55:25.000 Who thought that the Jetsons...
00:55:28.000 So when it happened, you just went and got it.
00:55:32.000 Ah, it's $800.
00:55:33.000 You just got excited about having it. 1.00
00:55:36.000 Instead of, what the fuck? 1.00
00:55:38.000 Now you... 1.00
00:55:39.000 Because it's the Jetsons.
00:55:40.000 You in this time frame.
00:55:42.000 It has to be a grooming.
00:55:43.000 It's like, okay...
00:55:46.000 Let's see how they act with E.T. Okay, they seem to love that movie.
00:55:51.000 Shit, let's throw Alf out there. 1.00
00:55:54.000 Let's see if they ready for a furry one. 1.00
00:55:58.000 Alf?
00:55:59.000 I forgot about Alf.
00:55:59.000 Then it's like, hey, maybe the Muppets.
00:56:02.000 Maybe the Muppets is a big-ass bird. 0.99
00:56:05.000 Just rolling around and talking stuff.
00:56:08.000 Then we advance up to...
00:56:13.000 What was that? 0.99
00:56:14.000 The Man from Mars and then The Great Gazoo and then now we up to Men in Black and this shit is alright. 0.99
00:56:23.000 You know, because it's, you know, the man, it's a trickle, it's a I've got to keep feeding it to them. 0.98
00:56:30.000 And then all of a sudden, you just see somebody just come down the spaceship at McDonald's.
00:56:37.000 I'm like, hey, what's up, y'all?
00:56:38.000 Y'all good?
00:56:39.000 Let me get two Big Macs.
00:56:42.000 We love y'all.
00:56:43.000 It's Earth food.
00:56:44.000 And then you're like, hey, man, you saw that? 1.00
00:56:47.000 Yeah, I saw that shit last week. 1.00
00:56:49.000 And then that's it. 1.00
00:56:51.000 Now you've got to get accustomed to it.
00:56:54.000 What year was the Jetson supposed to be?
00:56:56.000 I just looked...
00:56:57.000 It was made in 1962, and it was a hundred years in the future.
00:57:01.000 A hundred years in the future.
00:57:02.000 Oh, okay.
00:57:03.000 So, 2062. Wow.
00:57:05.000 And here's some of the stuff they had.
00:57:07.000 They had flying cars.
00:57:08.000 They'll never get us that.
00:57:09.000 Hell yeah.
00:57:10.000 Robotic dogs.
00:57:11.000 Yeah.
00:57:12.000 People drunk flying.
00:57:14.000 Hell no.
00:57:15.000 They had robotic vacuums, video calls, tablet computers, robotic house help. 0.78
00:57:20.000 They had tablets?
00:57:21.000 Yes.
00:57:22.000 I don't remember that.
00:57:23.000 He worked for Spicely Spockets.
00:57:25.000 Flying cars, smartwatches, they had smartwatches, drones, holograms, 3D printed food, oh yeah, that's right.
00:57:34.000 They had a pill cam.
00:57:37.000 You swallow it, it sees your body.
00:57:39.000 Oh, look at George. 1.00
00:57:40.000 He knows that's going up his ass. 1.00
00:57:42.000 Flat screen TVs. 1.00
00:57:44.000 Jetpacks.
00:57:47.000 Jetpacks.
00:57:48.000 Yeah.
00:57:49.000 There's a few other articles that do the same thing, but...
00:57:53.000 The jetpacks they have now, you see that one dude that's got wings on his jetpack and they've caught him flying around buildings and shit?
00:58:01.000 I don't think they last long. 0.94
00:58:05.000 I think you can only stay up there for a few minutes. 0.99
00:58:07.000 But you can fucking fly until you run out of gas. 0.98
00:58:12.000 This is older. 0.99
00:58:13.000 This is not it.
00:58:14.000 What is this one?
00:58:15.000 That was 10 years ago.
00:58:16.000 What's the most recent?
00:58:18.000 What can they do now?
00:58:21.000 I've seen that guy, I think, in...
00:58:23.000 It might be Dubai, yeah.
00:58:24.000 Jetwing suit?
00:58:25.000 I think it's the best one there is right now.
00:58:27.000 That's it.
00:58:28.000 That's it.
00:58:29.000 What the hell is that? 0.99
00:58:30.000 That is fucking wild. 0.99
00:58:32.000 The jetwing. 0.99
00:58:33.000 What type of pajama suit?
00:58:34.000 Is there a video of these guys using this?
00:58:36.000 I figured it would be on their website.
00:58:38.000 We go to their Instagram.
00:58:39.000 You definitely gotta have on a fireproof pajama set.
00:58:41.000 Look at that. 1.00
00:58:42.000 Look at this motherfucker. 1.00
00:58:43.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00
00:58:44.000 Look at him.
00:58:44.000 He's flying around buildings.
00:58:45.000 That shit crazy. 0.99
00:58:48.000 What are the odds of those things failing? 1.00
00:58:50.000 I mean, that's not like a Toyota Corolla.
00:58:53.000 Those things aren't reliable. 0.99
00:58:55.000 That's fucking emerging technology. 0.99
00:58:57.000 You're gonna be risking your life flying over highways? 1.00
00:59:01.000 That's wild.
00:59:03.000 Hell no.
00:59:04.000 But if that happens in the future, the problem is people are just going to be doing it just like you see people on the highway.
00:59:09.000 Riding wheelies, just flying down the highway. 0.99
00:59:12.000 Just wild shit. 1.00
00:59:13.000 Wild shit. 1.00
00:59:14.000 They're going to be doing that in the air. 1.00
00:59:15.000 Slamming into houses.
00:59:16.000 That's why they're not going to give you flying cars.
00:59:20.000 I'm really not messing with this car.
00:59:21.000 Just get in and just let the car drive for you.
00:59:24.000 I'm not trusting it like that.
00:59:26.000 Yeah, I don't trust it.
00:59:26.000 I have it.
00:59:27.000 I don't trust it.
00:59:28.000 You have it?
00:59:28.000 Yeah, I have a Tesla.
00:59:30.000 Then you just get in and just...
00:59:32.000 I can.
00:59:33.000 And say, hey, take me to...
00:59:35.000 Enter in your address that you want to go to.
00:59:38.000 Press auto-navigate.
00:59:40.000 Yeah.
00:59:41.000 And it take off by itself.
00:59:42.000 Stops at red lights.
00:59:43.000 Woo! 0.99
00:59:44.000 No.
00:59:45.000 You're supposed to keep your hand on the wheel, though.
00:59:47.000 You're supposed to keep your hand on the wheel?
00:59:48.000 Yeah.
00:59:49.000 Just in case.
00:59:50.000 Man, I be seeing people, you know, lay back.
00:59:53.000 Snoozing.
00:59:53.000 Like, nah, I can't.
00:59:54.000 Woo! 0.99
00:59:55.000 I can't do it.
00:59:56.000 So that's a driverless taxi?
00:59:58.000 Yeah, I've seen them around Austin.
00:59:59.000 I've seen them, too.
01:00:00.000 Do they just drive real slow?
01:00:02.000 Man, I'm not checking for it, fam.
01:00:05.000 I'm not doing it.
01:00:07.000 Yeah, that's the future.
01:00:09.000 We're looking at that.
01:00:10.000 I think people don't realize that they're trying to get rid of you with this.
01:00:16.000 I don't do self-checkout because it doesn't make sense to me.
01:00:19.000 Why am I helping them get you out of here?
01:00:22.000 And I know I want to talk to a person if something goes wrong.
01:00:24.000 I don't do self-checkout.
01:00:25.000 Plus, I don't come nowhere to work.
01:00:27.000 I just got off work.
01:00:28.000 Why would I come in here to work?
01:00:30.000 Well, you're from a different generation.
01:00:31.000 And the generation of kids that are coming up today, do you know how many of them Uber?
01:00:34.000 They don't even have cars? 0.57
01:00:35.000 Crazy.
01:00:36.000 A lot of people Uber now.
01:00:38.000 They just take Lyfts and Ubers everywhere.
01:00:40.000 Okay, so this generation Uber.
01:00:42.000 Then the next generation Uber.
01:00:44.000 Who knows how to drive the car in the third generation?
01:00:47.000 Well, then you're going to be having these things.
01:00:50.000 There's going to be a generation, whether it's our grandchildren or their grandchildren, that never drives.
01:00:55.000 No one drives their own car.
01:00:57.000 Everybody has an automated vehicle.
01:00:59.000 That's like writing.
01:01:01.000 Kids don't learn in school how to write.
01:01:03.000 They don't learn cursive.
01:01:04.000 And they don't learn cursive.
01:01:05.000 That's crazy to me.
01:01:06.000 That's insane.
01:01:09.000 It's insane.
01:01:10.000 They're all just typing on their phones and typing on the computer.
01:01:12.000 That don't mean get rid of writing.
01:01:15.000 That's crazy.
01:01:16.000 They took the clock out of the school because people have digital...
01:01:20.000 But you still want them to be able to tell...
01:01:22.000 America is not the world.
01:01:25.000 Like, you know, you're going to probably go somewhere else in the world and you're going to have to write something.
01:01:30.000 Like, that's crazy. 0.99
01:01:31.000 And you see a clock and you're like, what the fuck is that saying? 0.99
01:01:36.000 You're used to digital. 1.00
01:01:37.000 And then when you used to get offended, when people said stupid to Americans, now you're like, I understand. 0.99
01:01:42.000 What do you mean? 1.00
01:01:44.000 This country is crazy, man. 1.00
01:01:47.000 Well, I think there's some Americans, they go abroad, they just act like fucking assholes. 1.00
01:01:52.000 You know, they think they're allowed to, because they're in another country. 1.00
01:01:56.000 They ruin it for everybody else.
01:01:58.000 No, I think locked up abroad has changed that whole ideology.
01:02:02.000 Oh, yeah.
01:02:02.000 Locked up abroad has changed, oh, I'll go anywhere and do whatever I want to do.
01:02:07.000 Like, you've seen the show Locked Up Abroad?
01:02:09.000 No.
01:02:09.000 Watch a couple episodes.
01:02:10.000 Yeah.
01:02:11.000 Watch a couple episodes and then go over to Yugoslavia and see how you feel about that, man.
01:02:16.000 And then when people get taken.
01:02:20.000 Yeah.
01:02:21.000 Like, man, I don't go anywhere and don't check in with the embassy.
01:02:25.000 Really?
01:02:26.000 I need somebody to know where I'm at.
01:02:29.000 So when you go to a country to work, you check in with the embassy?
01:02:31.000 Yeah, hey, I need to know where y'all at and what's the room.
01:02:35.000 Yeah, I need to know because I'm not going somewhere and don't know where the embassy is.
01:02:41.000 I watch Jason Bourne.
01:02:42.000 At least you can run to the embassy and you're safe, at least in that.
01:02:46.000 But if I go to Dallas, I live in Houston.
01:02:49.000 If I go to Dallas, I'm checking in with the embassy.
01:02:51.000 I'm nothing.
01:02:54.000 I'm nothing.
01:02:56.000 I need somebody to know I'm at, man.
01:02:58.000 I'm just not rocking with being in this world without somebody knowing my whereabouts.
01:03:06.000 Even though I'm a grown man, I'm going to say something to somebody, hey, I'm going to roll over here.
01:03:13.000 I need a witness or an alibi.
01:03:16.000 I need something.
01:03:17.000 I just...
01:03:17.000 I don't believe in being in the world by yourself.
01:03:20.000 I just don't.
01:03:21.000 That's a good move.
01:03:22.000 The world is definitely not America either. 0.81
01:03:25.000 Yeah.
01:03:26.000 That's the thing.
01:03:27.000 It's not.
01:03:28.000 Like, look what happened to Brittany Griner. 1.00
01:03:30.000 That would not happen in America.
01:03:32.000 Russians come to America and they do all kinds.
01:03:34.000 Like Russians fight in the UFC almost every weekend and no one cares. 0.99
01:03:38.000 No one gets mad at them.
01:03:40.000 No one screams at them.
01:03:41.000 No one throws things at them.
01:03:42.000 They go out there.
01:03:43.000 People cheer when they win.
01:03:45.000 There's a ton of Russian fighters that are in the UFC. You know, me and a friend of mine was talking, another comic, Gerard G. And we was talking, he said, man, this country is crazy.
01:04:02.000 Remember when Floyd Mayweather fought Manny Pacquiao?
01:04:07.000 Yes.
01:04:07.000 In this same country where they, I'm talking about holding up the flag and the United States all the way.
01:04:16.000 We was talking.
01:04:17.000 He said, man, this is the first time he was at a fight party, a white fight party. 0.99
01:04:24.000 And this lady said, I hope he kicks the shit out of Floyd. 1.00
01:04:28.000 He said... 1.00
01:04:29.000 What?
01:04:29.000 He said, you couldn't find one Filipino in the world that was going for Floyd Mayweather.
01:04:35.000 Not one.
01:04:36.000 But you could find a bunch of Americans.
01:04:38.000 Somebody who was born and raised right in Michigan.
01:04:41.000 You could find a bunch of Americans who was wanting the Filipino to beat him.
01:04:44.000 That's true.
01:04:45.000 That's a very good point.
01:04:46.000 Filipinos are very proud.
01:04:48.000 Very nationalist people.
01:04:50.000 They love Manny Pacquiao.
01:04:52.000 Yes.
01:04:53.000 Yes.
01:04:54.000 My son is a very gentle soul, and Manny Pacquiao is one of the ones I showed him.
01:05:01.000 I don't know, to be a boxer, my 12-year-old, he doesn't really want to beat you up.
01:05:08.000 I'm like, but I saw you don't have to hit people.
01:05:12.000 But then, you know, I'm just...
01:05:13.000 I said, let me show you one of the most gentle people in the world until he gets in that ring.
01:05:20.000 And I showed him Manny Pacquiao and Mike Tyson.
01:05:24.000 I was like, look, these are gentle people.
01:05:26.000 And then they get in the ring and another button happens.
01:05:30.000 That's how you're going to have to be.
01:05:32.000 Yeah.
01:05:34.000 Did you see the Mayweather Gotti thing yesterday?
01:05:37.000 No, I didn't.
01:05:39.000 So, John Gotti, the mobster, his grandson...
01:05:43.000 Okay, the brawl.
01:05:44.000 Yeah, so what happened was, this is the end of the fight, but see if you can find what caused it, because there's a video that shows the end of the fight, and in the end of the fight, what happened was, if you just Google, just tweet, like, put Mayweather Pacquiao in Twitter,
01:06:00.000 you'll find it.
01:06:02.000 Excuse me, Mayweather Gotti.
01:06:04.000 What caused it?
01:06:05.000 He was holding.
01:06:07.000 So he wouldn't stop.
01:06:07.000 Floyd was boxing him up.
01:06:09.000 Yeah.
01:06:09.000 So Floyd is just piecing him up.
01:06:11.000 So Floyd, you know, I mean, even at 46, he's the greatest of all time.
01:06:16.000 And this kid is really an MMA fighter.
01:06:18.000 He's a tough guy.
01:06:19.000 He caught Floyd a couple times with some little shots.
01:06:22.000 But mostly he's just getting boxed up, right?
01:06:25.000 Boxed up by literally the greatest boxer of all time.
01:06:28.000 But he was holding on quite a bit and wouldn't let go and was trying to like hold and clinch and hit, which is something like right here, which is something you can do in MMA. So he's protecting himself from Floyd, but he's not letting go.
01:06:43.000 And so Kenny Bayless gets tired of him not listening and not letting go.
01:06:47.000 And he pushes him off and he says, that's it.
01:06:49.000 I'm stopping this fight.
01:06:51.000 That's it.
01:06:52.000 You won't listen to me.
01:06:53.000 I am calling this fight.
01:06:54.000 So he goes crazy and gets away from Kenny Bayless and just starts wailing punches at Floyd.
01:07:00.000 Look at this.
01:07:00.000 Floyd catches him with a counter right there.
01:07:02.000 Bang! 1.00
01:07:03.000 Knocked him way over the hand.
01:07:05.000 Yeah, well, the other guy got in the way, too.
01:07:07.000 But, you know, I mean, it became a melee.
01:07:10.000 And so then there's fights in the ring, and then there's fights outside the ring, and there's all this cell phone footage of people brawling and sucker-punching each other.
01:07:19.000 I saw some of that.
01:07:20.000 That was...
01:07:20.000 It's crazy.
01:07:24.000 Yeah, here's the brawls outside.
01:07:28.000 Just random brawls.
01:07:30.000 Just people just screaming and yelling at each other.
01:07:32.000 At the end of the day, he was just getting frustrated.
01:07:37.000 Floyd was just boxing him up, which is what he does.
01:07:41.000 You came into his sport, got into his arena, you crawled into the snake hole, and then got mad at the snake for biting you.
01:07:54.000 Yeah, I don't know why he didn't listen, why he didn't let go. 1.00
01:07:57.000 I don't know if they were talking shit to each other. 0.98
01:07:58.000 I don't know what was going on. 0.99
01:08:00.000 But Kenny said, that's it.
01:08:02.000 That was a wrap.
01:08:03.000 And then everybody went crazy.
01:08:05.000 That's crazy.
01:08:06.000 Including him.
01:08:07.000 I probably didn't expect that.
01:08:09.000 Well, there's no points, right?
01:08:11.000 Because it's an exhibition.
01:08:14.000 What's interesting is Floyd's making more money than anybody, and he's boxing people who have no chance of beating him, and he's doing it as an exhibition.
01:08:20.000 It doesn't even hurt his record.
01:08:22.000 Because of the drug of boxing.
01:08:27.000 Also money.
01:08:29.000 I don't even think he needs any money.
01:08:31.000 He spends so much money.
01:08:33.000 Yeah, but he don't need any.
01:08:35.000 Are you sure?
01:08:36.000 Yeah, Floyd good.
01:08:37.000 I bet if he's playing for the future, you got to keep it coming in if you're going to keep spending the way he spends.
01:08:44.000 Yeah, but I think he has a lot of other business interests that he can get money from.
01:08:49.000 Hopefully.
01:08:50.000 And not just boxing.
01:08:52.000 But it's the drug of getting...
01:08:54.000 Floyd still trains even when he doesn't have a fight.
01:08:57.000 He posted this a week ago of all of the Air Force ones he buys.
01:09:00.000 He only wears them once and then gives them away to someone.
01:09:04.000 One fresh pair a day.
01:09:05.000 Come on, man.
01:09:06.000 He needs that money.
01:09:08.000 That money has to keep coming in if you're going to live like this.
01:09:10.000 It's not that expensive, though, but...
01:09:11.000 He's only 46. But he does this with everything, man.
01:09:15.000 He's got million-dollar watches.
01:09:17.000 I don't think he buys every pair.
01:09:20.000 They give them to them?
01:09:21.000 Yeah.
01:09:22.000 Because then you get a video like that.
01:09:24.000 Right.
01:09:25.000 That's smart.
01:09:26.000 And then you get Floyd's Air Force funds giving away for charity.
01:09:30.000 That's a tax write-off.
01:09:31.000 And all sorts of things that goes into that.
01:09:33.000 Yeah, you got a good point.
01:09:34.000 But those million-dollar watches, they're not giving you those.
01:09:37.000 They still, you know, worth whatever they worth.
01:09:42.000 Like, you got eight of them.
01:09:43.000 Yeah.
01:09:43.000 Look at this.
01:09:44.000 Look at all those diamonds. 0.98
01:09:46.000 That's ridiculous. 0.85
01:09:48.000 That's millions of dollars worth of diamonds. 0.99
01:09:52.000 That's bonkers.
01:09:53.000 That's crazy.
01:09:55.000 Look at his watch.
01:09:57.000 Yeah, he's like a professional baller.
01:09:59.000 That watch right there is not like...
01:10:02.000 I wouldn't wear it because it's not my thing.
01:10:06.000 Yeah.
01:10:07.000 Even if, you know, I had, I wouldn't wear it.
01:10:10.000 It's just not attractive to me.
01:10:13.000 No, I'm not into bling down watches either.
01:10:15.000 Nah.
01:10:16.000 I like mechanical watches.
01:10:18.000 I like a metal.
01:10:18.000 Yeah.
01:10:19.000 That's what I like.
01:10:20.000 But, you know, I get it.
01:10:22.000 Yeah.
01:10:24.000 Metal.
01:10:26.000 Yeah, they work.
01:10:27.000 I like dive watches.
01:10:29.000 Yeah, that's why I wear a watch that you can dive in.
01:10:32.000 Well, I wear them so you can set a timer.
01:10:34.000 Like, if I want to do something, I spin that little bezel and I can set it for 15, 20 minutes.
01:10:39.000 I always look down and know how much time has passed.
01:10:41.000 It's very convenient to have a little tiny watch.
01:10:43.000 Very convenient.
01:10:44.000 It's great when someone's going on stage.
01:10:45.000 You're like, how long has he been up for?
01:10:47.000 Because sometimes you forget.
01:10:48.000 You're in the green room.
01:10:49.000 I just look at my watch.
01:10:50.000 Boom.
01:10:51.000 Yeah, I don't have to remember what time he went on stage.
01:10:53.000 Okay, he went on stage, 9.07, so what time is it now?
01:10:57.000 I don't have to do that.
01:10:59.000 As soon as someone goes on stage, they're like, all right.
01:11:03.000 Bam.
01:11:04.000 Now I know.
01:11:05.000 It's perfect.
01:11:07.000 Perfect.
01:11:08.000 Divewatch literally is designed for comedians.
01:11:10.000 It's great.
01:11:11.000 Someone's going on stage, they're doing 15 minutes, you can go outside, hang out, smoke a joint, go.
01:11:17.000 He's at 7, you know?
01:11:19.000 And that's the perfect thing.
01:11:20.000 People don't understand.
01:11:21.000 And these are the things that we get away from using your brain because you, you know, take the clock down. 0.89
01:11:29.000 Insane.
01:11:30.000 Well, that's the least of what's insane about schools today.
01:11:34.000 Oh.
01:11:34.000 The biggest insanity is that it's not a cherished position to teach people.
01:11:39.000 It's not a position where you have the most qualified, the best people possible and they get paid really well because they have an incredible job.
01:11:46.000 They're educating the young children and that education can literally form the path that you go on for the rest of your life.
01:11:55.000 Your experiences that you have in schools with good teachers, they can shape and form you in a way that changes your whole life.
01:12:01.000 They can expose you to ideas that you never heard before and it changes the way you think about things.
01:12:05.000 It changes the path of your life.
01:12:08.000 Yeah, they can do all of those things.
01:12:10.000 Or...
01:12:12.000 Okay, let's go to this point first.
01:12:15.000 New Zealand has the best school system, has teachers who get paid, and they also have the best teachers because they have people who want to be teachers.
01:12:29.000 I think that if it's not a position in this country where it's made attractive, where people can...
01:12:41.000 One, survive and actually have the way they really want to be teachers.
01:12:47.000 I think that sometimes we have a lot of people, like I grew up when, if the kids of the day of the day had my teachers, I think everything would be cool.
01:12:57.000 Because I had teachers that inspired thought and creativity.
01:13:02.000 And they wanted to be teachers.
01:13:05.000 That's the biggest thing when you have people who want to do their job.
01:13:11.000 Or it's more like a passion to them.
01:13:14.000 Every teacher I've ever known that was great used to tell me that this is a labor of love.
01:13:20.000 I love teaching.
01:13:21.000 I'm a teacher.
01:13:22.000 This is what I was designed to do.
01:13:24.000 I'm not waiting to do anything else.
01:13:27.000 And if you have teachers that'll walk out for more money, You should also walk out for a better curriculum as well if your desire is to teach children and to inspire the youth to be.
01:13:43.000 And I credit teachers for everything that I am.
01:13:47.000 You know, my mom's a teacher.
01:13:49.000 So it's like my friends are teachers.
01:13:53.000 My sister's in Thailand right now teaching English.
01:13:56.000 It's like I come from that.
01:13:59.000 And I always loved...
01:14:01.000 My science teacher was my coach, too.
01:14:04.000 He wasn't just the coach.
01:14:06.000 He was the math...
01:14:06.000 One year was the math teacher.
01:14:08.000 One year was the history teacher.
01:14:09.000 You know, it was people who desired and wanted to nourish children.
01:14:18.000 And the pay, it definitely has to be increased, but you have to...
01:14:23.000 Increase the quality of what you're paying for.
01:14:26.000 But don't you think that that's how you do it?
01:14:29.000 If you want to get better teachers, the better curriculum, don't you think you incentivize them with more money so you would get more motivated people?
01:14:37.000 I think you do both at the same time.
01:14:39.000 You change the pay and you change the criteria of what it is to be a teacher.
01:14:45.000 Agreed.
01:14:46.000 At the same time.
01:14:47.000 Yeah, I agree.
01:14:47.000 And then you put these kids in a system to where everything is nourishing, even down to the food.
01:14:56.000 You take all these cafeteria workers out and you put chefs back there. 0.51
01:15:00.000 You put some people and you teach them and give them time to We're good to go.
01:15:22.000 The school clean.
01:15:24.000 It wasn't a job that was looked down upon because he did everything.
01:15:28.000 He was the maintenance man and the custodian.
01:15:31.000 And he used to be like, hey man, I got this bathroom clean in here. 0.99
01:15:35.000 Now y'all gonna stop pissing all over the damn... 0.99
01:15:37.000 That's how he used to talk to us. 1.00
01:15:39.000 We were in the fourth grade. 1.00
01:15:40.000 Hey, stop pissing all over the damn thing. 0.99
01:15:42.000 And I'm like... 1.00
01:15:43.000 Yes, sir.
01:15:44.000 And he taught you hygiene in the bathroom.
01:15:49.000 I think that you should change.
01:15:51.000 I see all these things where they changing how they house prisoners.
01:15:58.000 I get that.
01:16:01.000 But change how you teach children to where you don't have to house prisoners.
01:16:07.000 That's the goal. 1.00
01:16:09.000 You're doing the shit backwards. 0.99
01:16:12.000 And I don't get that part of it. 1.00
01:16:16.000 That's where I get worried.
01:16:18.000 And that's where I worry that, you know, I don't know how many times we've talked about it on this podcast, but it came up recently because there was a man named Bruce Bryan.
01:16:27.000 And he did 29 years for a crime that he didn't do.
01:16:32.000 And my friend Josh Dubin, who used to be, he used to work with the Innocence Project.
01:16:38.000 Now he does his own thing.
01:16:39.000 And he releases, he gets prisoners released.
01:16:42.000 He's an attorney, civil rights attorney.
01:16:44.000 And he goes to these places, finds these people.
01:16:47.000 We've talked about this so many times.
01:16:48.000 If they really wanted to fix it, what they would do is they would figure out the areas that have the most crime and dump a shitload of money in it and a shitload of time and effort and try to figure out how to mitigate all these problems in these places.
01:17:02.000 And you're going to have less people that go to those places.
01:17:05.000 And until they do that, they don't care.
01:17:08.000 And then you've got these fears of things like the prison guard unions that literally lobby to keep marijuana drug laws so that people keep going to jail, so they'll have more people in their jails, so they don't lose jobs, which is crazy.
01:17:21.000 That's crazy to think of.
01:17:24.000 Something as innocuous as marijuana.
01:17:26.000 And you've got prison guard unions who are actively trying to keep the laws in place so that they're employed.
01:17:34.000 So you got a private prison system.
01:17:37.000 So you got a prison system where you can make money, which is terrifying.
01:17:40.000 So it's like this.
01:17:43.000 Been talking about this for years.
01:17:45.000 Glad you're talking about it.
01:17:46.000 Glad other people started talking about it.
01:17:48.000 So how do you boost up our economy when in a small town?
01:17:55.000 So you got in Texas, you have a lot of small towns.
01:17:59.000 And there's a place called LA, Texas.
01:18:02.000 So if you decide a Hondu, Texas.
01:18:06.000 So what you do is you put a prison in Hondu.
01:18:11.000 Which you employ the townspeople of Hondu, because they go through your system of training.
01:18:19.000 You don't have to have law enforcement, you just train them in how to run your system.
01:18:23.000 So you get some people that come from San Antonio, you get some people from Hondu, and then you boost the economy of Hondu.
01:18:31.000 Then you do that in multiple towns.
01:18:35.000 That's why the prison system is going to constantly do that because you're trying to boost the economy around your thing.
01:18:43.000 It's maybe 200 prisons in Texas.
01:18:47.000 Is it really?
01:18:48.000 That many?
01:18:49.000 Yeah.
01:18:51.000 With that in private facilities where you have...
01:18:56.000 What they call transit units, which is, all of this stuff would be in Domino Effect 3, because I'm going to go through the first three years and then the last three years and show people how this system, you know,
01:19:15.000 populates itself.
01:19:17.000 It's an industry.
01:19:18.000 Yeah, it's definitely an industry.
01:19:19.000 That's what Bruce is explaining that the town in upstate New York where the prison he was in was located in, everyone relied on the prison.
01:19:29.000 The people that are generational, people that their families had worked as prison guards.
01:19:33.000 You know how dangerous this is?
01:19:36.000 So you get into it with a guard on first shift.
01:19:43.000 On the first shift, you get into it with a guard on first shift.
01:19:46.000 So you get into it with Officer Smith on first shift.
01:19:49.000 Second shift, Officer Smith's mother and Officer Smith's brother work on the second shift.
01:20:00.000 Officer Smith's father works on the third shift.
01:20:05.000 Then he's a captain.
01:20:10.000 Do you know how much, you know how treacherous this becomes?
01:20:15.000 Because now something that happened on first shift, which is over because he's gone.
01:20:22.000 But it's been told to his brother and his mother.
01:20:26.000 So now you got a problem on second shift now.
01:20:30.000 And you have a problem on third shift.
01:20:33.000 So with a high-ranking person that's in a system that has no police outside of the The warden or the captain that's over them that's on another shift that's related to them that live in the same town with them.
01:20:53.000 Or that's married into them.
01:20:55.000 Or that's neighbors with them.
01:20:58.000 And then you...
01:21:00.000 How do you get contact?
01:21:02.000 You gotta write somebody.
01:21:03.000 Who you write and they review every letter.
01:21:08.000 In the people that's in the mailroom.
01:21:10.000 How you even know your letter even got out when his niece is working in the mailroom?
01:21:16.000 So you don't know.
01:21:18.000 Nobody knows that you even got beat and thrown in solitary confinement.
01:21:22.000 They could kill you and make up something because everybody is relying on the same thing.
01:21:30.000 You can't close the prison now. 0.68
01:21:33.000 Over one person getting killed, two people, ten people getting killed.
01:21:36.000 Okay, it happens in prison.
01:21:39.000 That's what people think that happens in prison.
01:21:42.000 No, it don't.
01:21:44.000 But when you put people in a small town, in a prison where everybody's related, everybody knows each other, this is what happens to people.
01:21:53.000 So it's not just a, you're not inside with one danger, you're inside with a lot of dangers.
01:21:59.000 Like most of the time, people don't think that they could get killed every day.
01:22:04.000 Or die every day.
01:22:05.000 They ain't your first thought.
01:22:07.000 But in this place, this is the thought. 1.00
01:22:10.000 I can be killed by the whites. 1.00
01:22:12.000 I can be killed by the Mexicans. 1.00
01:22:13.000 I can be killed by somebody black that don't like me just from a different side of town. 1.00
01:22:17.000 I can be killed by the officers. 1.00
01:22:20.000 That's a lot of mental strain on you every day if you don't learn how to navigate this.
01:22:30.000 But that's the system that you live in when you, especially if they're building prisons in a small town where everybody is, there's nobody to oversee this that has some other invested interest.
01:22:42.000 Like, if you was from another place, and you're like, I just want my prison to be ran right, And if I get any of these complaints, if something happens on this, you can regulate that, but when it's all the same, aw man, you in trouble.
01:22:56.000 You're in trouble.
01:22:57.000 And then, you make people work for 16 cents a day.
01:23:02.000 Where do you get 16 cents at?
01:23:03.000 Not in Texas?
01:23:04.000 Whatever it is.
01:23:04.000 $16 a day?
01:23:05.000 No, no.
01:23:06.000 What did Bruce Bryant say it was?
01:23:07.000 No, zero dollars in Texas.
01:23:08.000 Zero dollars in Texas.
01:23:09.000 Zero.
01:23:09.000 No, you see, I know about other places, that's why I'm saying they may get that in other places, but in Texas it's zero dollars.
01:23:16.000 What was it in Sing Sing?
01:23:18.000 Did he say $16 a day?
01:23:19.000 That's what he said, right?
01:23:20.000 Something insane.
01:23:23.000 In Texas it's zero.
01:23:26.000 That's crazy.
01:23:28.000 And then you make things and they sell them.
01:23:31.000 You make things and you sell them.
01:23:33.000 They sell them for sure.
01:23:34.000 And you clear fields and you grow crops and you do all that.
01:23:39.000 And some of that stuff, you eat what you grow.
01:23:43.000 You know what I'm saying?
01:23:44.000 So this has been a place.
01:23:48.000 This place is like no other place.
01:23:51.000 It's different.
01:23:52.000 And most people aren't aware of this.
01:23:54.000 And they are unaware because Texas is very closed-lipped about how they operate.
01:24:01.000 They don't, like, on their show Lock Up, you done seen every other prison, every other prison system open their doors up to, hey, come and see how we do things.
01:24:10.000 Not Texas.
01:24:11.000 Not one time.
01:24:13.000 Texas is like, man, y'all better get out of here.
01:24:16.000 And they can.
01:24:17.000 And they can't.
01:24:19.000 It's their own place.
01:24:20.000 Like if the people that come from other places and they get into, like in Houston, there's a lot of people that's coming from other places that doing crime and then they understanding that once the law enforcement system in Houston is different and it's big and they cross talk.
01:24:38.000 It's not like you can't be in Iowa County and not in Missouri, in Missouri City and Sugar Land and Harris County and Bel Air Police.
01:24:47.000 All these people, And the constables and the sheriffs, like all these people coincide with each other.
01:24:52.000 It's not like one system.
01:24:54.000 So when you get caught, they put you in Harris County's system.
01:25:02.000 And it's not no cakewalk.
01:25:03.000 And you're going to learn fast that it's not like...
01:25:07.000 They don't slap you on your wrist like other places.
01:25:10.000 No, you can get a life sentence in Houston easy.
01:25:14.000 Easy.
01:25:16.000 Do something out of pocket.
01:25:20.000 Like you was doing somewhere.
01:25:21.000 Oh, you gon' just carjack.
01:25:24.000 Alright, that's a capital offense.
01:25:27.000 You had a weapon while you was carjacking?
01:25:29.000 Oh, okay.
01:25:30.000 Capital.
01:25:31.000 What did that start with?
01:25:32.000 35. Whatever it is, it's gonna be 35 years and up.
01:25:35.000 So, get that wrapped around your mind.
01:25:37.000 Oh, you watched him come out the bank?
01:25:40.000 Oh, you premeditated robbing?
01:25:42.000 Oh, okay.
01:25:43.000 Sure got you on video too.
01:25:45.000 And you had a weapon?
01:25:46.000 Oh, yeah.
01:25:47.000 Capital. 1.00
01:25:48.000 Like, damn. 1.00
01:25:52.000 Man, you get hit with so many charges and then they find out you got a weapon. 1.00
01:25:56.000 You got a weapon?
01:25:57.000 This is how they point at you.
01:25:59.000 You got a weapon?
01:26:00.000 Capital.
01:26:01.000 They ready to throw capital on everything because they need more people to put in these jails. 0.96
01:26:09.000 How scary is that?
01:26:11.000 How scary is that?
01:26:12.000 Texas is like this.
01:26:13.000 I only had to go once.
01:26:15.000 And it's nothing ever in my life that I do to ever get back to that position.
01:26:21.000 Nothing.
01:26:22.000 Nothing.
01:26:22.000 Like, I'll hold court in the street before something like that happens.
01:26:27.000 Look, I'm not in favor of carjacking or armed robbery.
01:26:30.000 Not in any stretch of the imagination.
01:26:33.000 But until we address why this is all happening, until you address why some people have zero need to rob people, and some people that's the only way they can get by, or the way they've learned to get by, and it's been in their neighborhood for so long.
01:26:48.000 They've been dealing with gang violence and drug dealing and chaos all their life.
01:26:52.000 So, I ask you this.
01:26:58.000 Being formally from this position, Have I not seen anything else?
01:27:06.000 Like, ever?
01:27:09.000 See, sometimes I can rationalize when people say, I don't know anything else.
01:27:18.000 You have a smartphone?
01:27:19.000 How did you find out about smartphones?
01:27:22.000 Because they didn't come to the hood and drop a bunch of smartphones in the hood.
01:27:26.000 So how did you find out about it?
01:27:28.000 What you was watching?
01:27:30.000 Where you was at?
01:27:31.000 Okay.
01:27:32.000 So you was somewhere?
01:27:33.000 Okay, cool.
01:27:35.000 Were they doing what you were doing, what you're doing right now at that place?
01:27:39.000 Like, were they...
01:27:41.000 When you found out about a smartphone, were they gangbanging at the place or were they shooting and robbing people and cutting up dope?
01:27:48.000 Like, what movie haven't you seen that shows you the results of this?
01:27:56.000 What person haven't you heard speak?
01:28:00.000 Like, even when I was doing wrong, I had a sensibility of I heard Public Enemy while I was doing wrong.
01:28:14.000 Like, I heard Run DMC. I heard other things that had positive stuff while I was still doing wrong.
01:28:21.000 And I can't say it's all I know.
01:28:26.000 Because no, I wouldn't have never thought about a smartphone if I was in the street.
01:28:33.000 Because I would be in the street.
01:28:34.000 So it's not all you know, but it is what you're accustomed to if you grow up in a terrible neighborhood.
01:28:40.000 I don't even think...
01:28:42.000 If you don't have good role models, if the people around you...
01:28:44.000 I mean, you tell me.
01:28:46.000 This is what I'm saying.
01:28:48.000 I think that it's a lot of parts to this, but when...
01:28:57.000 It's also like when raising kids.
01:28:59.000 Like my oldest daughter, I used to tell her mom, don't say this in front of her, because then you give her that option as an excuse.
01:29:11.000 Something she probably never would have even thought of using, but when I give her the option to use it, that's the thing.
01:29:23.000 With me, I'm very transparent about, man, I didn't have to be in the street selling, though my mom had a job.
01:29:29.000 My desire for what I accepted outside of what my mother was saying to me, because nobody's mother is saying to them, get out in the street and gangbang and create ruckus.
01:29:43.000 Nobody.
01:29:45.000 So when does that voice become less important to you than whatever you're seeing in the street?
01:29:51.000 Because nobody in my community, not one black mother I ever even known in my life said to they child, this is the only way for you to go and get it. 0.96
01:30:03.000 It's to rob, pillage, steal, kill, sell dope. 0.96
01:30:06.000 Not one person.
01:30:08.000 I've never heard that story while I was in prison.
01:30:12.000 From nobody.
01:30:15.000 And when people would tell me, man, this is all I know.
01:30:17.000 How in the hell is that all that you know?
01:30:21.000 It's impossible for that to be all that you know because you were doing something before you were doing that.
01:30:30.000 I see what you're saying.
01:30:31.000 I see what you're saying.
01:30:32.000 You're a person that takes extreme responsibility, though.
01:30:35.000 You're also a grown man.
01:30:37.000 And you're also a man with a fully formed brain.
01:30:40.000 And your frontal lobe.
01:30:41.000 As a kid.
01:30:42.000 As a kid, you knew this.
01:30:44.000 Well, you were wise.
01:30:45.000 As a kid, I wasn't...
01:30:47.000 Man, Joe, man, with me, we was out in the street doing stuff.
01:30:51.000 We knew that it was wrong.
01:30:52.000 That's why we was trying to hide it from our parents.
01:30:54.000 Of course.
01:30:55.000 I wasn't trying to hide my basketball championship from my mother.
01:31:00.000 Of course.
01:31:01.000 I wasn't trying to hide when I was working and earn something from working.
01:31:05.000 I wasn't trying to hide that from her.
01:31:06.000 I knew exactly what I was doing because of how we were going about doing it.
01:31:16.000 And all of us knew that we were wrong.
01:31:18.000 And the consequences, what was ridiculous was we thinking that it's a, oh, we just go in and get a slap on the wrist.
01:31:27.000 Not understanding what you got to go through to even get that slap on the wrist.
01:31:34.000 Because when you, once, you got to get arrested first.
01:31:39.000 And when you go to the county jail, the county jail is not a place.
01:31:45.000 This is full of grown men.
01:31:47.000 And they don't care nothing about you being 17. They don't care nothing about you being 18. Caring nothing about you being 19. Whatever you were doing in the street, you didn't care.
01:31:59.000 So why would we care about what you got going on in here?
01:32:01.000 And we're going to put you in the worst position.
01:32:03.000 So maybe you can say that you don't want to be in this position.
01:32:07.000 Maybe the people who love you will come get you out of this position.
01:32:10.000 Like my mother did the first time.
01:32:13.000 When my mother bonded me out the first time, I should have learned then.
01:32:19.000 I should've learned then.
01:32:20.000 This lady has a job. 1.00
01:32:21.000 And I'm making it harder for her.
01:32:24.000 I'm putting my mother in the hole $2,000. 1.00
01:32:27.000 I got a $20,000 bond.
01:32:29.000 How old are you then?
01:32:30.000 I'm 16. You know what I'm saying?
01:32:35.000 Yeah. 0.99
01:32:36.000 And I have no reason because I want a goddamn UNLV jacket. 0.98
01:32:45.000 Well, you know that now, but what did you think when you were 16? 0.98
01:32:48.000 You know what happened was, how I even get in this situation, I'm in the car with some people that's really petty.
01:32:57.000 They're really petty.
01:32:59.000 And I know these people are petty because they robbing people and I'm not no robber, I'm a hustler.
01:33:04.000 And I know better than be with somebody that's a robber.
01:33:07.000 Because it's two different categories on things.
01:33:11.000 I'm hustling for whatever I want.
01:33:13.000 You're taking something from somebody. 1.00
01:33:16.000 You're a thief. 0.98
01:33:19.000 And I'm in the car and he snatched his lady purse and I don't say nothing. 1.00
01:33:22.000 I'm in the car.
01:33:25.000 They just on camera in the parking lot.
01:33:27.000 Everybody that go in the car, we go in there.
01:33:29.000 I'm not going to snitch on you.
01:33:32.000 But I didn't take no purse.
01:33:35.000 And I told my mom, I ain't take that lady purse. 1.00
01:33:39.000 But did you get some Jordans from the credit card that somebody used?
01:33:45.000 I'm with them.
01:33:48.000 But I ain't take nothing from it later. 1.00
01:33:50.000 I told him, man, that's stupid. 1.00
01:33:53.000 And boom, now I'm on probation. 1.00
01:33:58.000 Then, hey, I'm working at the grocery store, but I still got bread from my hustling.
01:34:07.000 So I'm in a position, and I'm trying to figure out how to give my mother this $2,000 back. 0.99
01:34:15.000 For some dumb shit that I done did. 0.99
01:34:17.000 Man, I'm not supposed to be with nobody even like this. 0.99
01:34:20.000 And see, nowadays people got this weird loyalty to people who they don't even fucking know. 0.95
01:34:29.000 That's the crazy thing. 0.64
01:34:30.000 You got loyalty to somebody who you don't know that ain't got as much to lose as you.
01:34:36.000 I only really hang with men that got things to lose like me.
01:34:41.000 So you make better decisions.
01:34:44.000 Yeah.
01:34:45.000 Hey man, I'm not...
01:34:46.000 Hey man, you got in the...
01:34:48.000 Man, what are you responsible for?
01:34:54.000 Or who are you responsible for?
01:34:58.000 That means a lot to me as a character of your person.
01:35:01.000 Oh, I'm just out for self.
01:35:03.000 Oh, nah, bro.
01:35:05.000 You can't hang with me and you ain't got nobody to just be responsible for you, just yourself?
01:35:09.000 Nah.
01:35:10.000 Nah.
01:35:11.000 Hell no.
01:35:12.000 You ain't got nobody.
01:35:14.000 You don't take care of your mama, your father, no great aunts.
01:35:18.000 You ain't got nobody in your life that's...
01:35:21.000 Hell no.
01:35:23.000 Hell no.
01:35:26.000 Like, man, my agent Joe, Joe don't have no kids, but he still love his family.
01:35:32.000 Like, he got somebody that he's responsible.
01:35:36.000 My role manager, Dre, he take care of his parents.
01:35:38.000 He got kids, but he take care of his parents.
01:35:40.000 He got somebody else.
01:35:41.000 He can't be in the streets wilding. 0.96
01:35:44.000 He got two grown ass people he got to look after. 0.99
01:35:47.000 I'm sad that his dog died. 0.97
01:35:50.000 He ain't been home lately because his dog ain't at the house.
01:35:53.000 I'm going to get him a new dog or something.
01:35:55.000 He got to be responsible for something.
01:35:57.000 Because they responsible for me.
01:36:00.000 They responsible for different aspects of what go on in my life.
01:36:05.000 So you got to care and love something because you know that I care and love something.
01:36:11.000 Yeah.
01:36:11.000 So you want the best for me because you want the best for yourself.
01:36:15.000 Yeah, the wildest dudes I know.
01:36:16.000 They have no responsibilities. 0.99
01:36:17.000 Not a goddamn thing. 0.99
01:36:19.000 It gets real weird when they get in their 40s. 0.99
01:36:23.000 Like, it's...
01:36:23.000 Real weird.
01:36:25.000 Do you know how weird it is to have somebody that's 45 years old, 50 years old, coming to your house for your kid's birthday party, and he's coming in, hey, what's happening, kid?
01:36:33.000 You know what I'm saying? 0.98
01:36:35.000 If you don't get your grown, unresponsible ass out of here, like, it just... 0.99
01:36:41.000 Like, man, you gotta... 0.98
01:36:44.000 That's a part of, yo man, at least bring your mom or somebody, man.
01:36:49.000 Bring somebody else that love you, man.
01:36:53.000 We have people in our family that don't have any other family.
01:36:59.000 But they've been around a long time.
01:37:01.000 They've been around before I even had kids.
01:37:02.000 If you want to have a successful civilization, you have to have families.
01:37:07.000 You have to have families.
01:37:08.000 You would never have a successful civilization of all single men with no responsibility that moved to a spot. 1.00
01:37:15.000 I'm throwing that shit to Paris so fast. 1.00
01:37:20.000 I'm throwing that shit would be over. 1.00
01:37:22.000 Yeah, that's not going to work. 0.99
01:37:24.000 It's not.
01:37:25.000 I mean, they've always said that.
01:37:27.000 That's like something that emperors have written this down.
01:37:33.000 You have to have families.
01:37:35.000 People have to have families.
01:37:36.000 That's how you can control them as well.
01:37:38.000 That's how they stay controlled.
01:37:39.000 That's how you can control them.
01:37:41.000 Well, I would prefer not to look at my family as some form of control.
01:37:45.000 No, no, no.
01:37:46.000 It's not that way.
01:37:47.000 It's also, you know, Dave Chappelle said it best.
01:37:50.000 He said, having children didn't just increase my love, it increased my capacity for love.
01:37:56.000 Yeah.
01:37:56.000 It's a beautiful quote.
01:37:57.000 I think it's perfectly described because that's exactly what happens.
01:38:00.000 It changes who you are as a person when you're responsible for young people.
01:38:04.000 It just fundamentally changes you.
01:38:07.000 Yeah, you think on a different level when you're responsible for young people.
01:38:11.000 And when I am at my best, I'm the most charitable to everyone because I think of people as babies.
01:38:19.000 Like, this is a baby that grew up to be this dude I'm in front of now. 0.96
01:38:23.000 I think, even if they're annoying me, I try real hard to just imagine what the fuck they went through to get to be this person right now. 0.98
01:38:30.000 This is not fun. 0.98
01:38:31.000 It's not fun to be annoying.
01:38:33.000 It's not fun to be them. 1.00
01:38:34.000 You're talking to a moron that's saying stupid shit and they're annoying. 1.00
01:38:39.000 It's not fun to be them where no one's impressed with you. 1.00
01:38:41.000 No one's interested in what you have to say. 1.00
01:38:43.000 You're fucking spitting in people's faces and you're drunk and stupid. 1.00
01:38:46.000 That's terrible. 1.00
01:38:47.000 You don't want to be that guy.
01:38:48.000 That's terrible.
01:38:49.000 But I try to always imagine.
01:38:51.000 The description is even terrible.
01:38:52.000 Yeah.
01:38:53.000 It happens all the time.
01:38:54.000 I've had some doozies.
01:38:56.000 They always want to tell you about their business.
01:38:58.000 They always want to tell you how good their business is doing.
01:39:00.000 I'm like, Jesus Christ, I don't even know you, man.
01:39:01.000 This is crazy talk.
01:39:04.000 Crazy talk. 0.99
01:39:05.000 Get me the fuck out of here. 0.99
01:39:06.000 And then when you're talking to someone and they want to get the fuck out of there and you know they want to get the fuck out of there, then you feel insecure and you try to be more entertaining or nice, try to turn them around. 0.98
01:39:17.000 And they're like... 0.80
01:39:19.000 That's not fun for them.
01:39:21.000 That poor little baby. 0.61
01:39:22.000 That poor little baby grew up to become an annoying 45-year-old dude.
01:39:27.000 That poor little baby. 0.61
01:39:32.000 That poor little baby. 0.61
01:39:33.000 He's 45, but he's a poor little baby. 0.99
01:39:36.000 Poor little baby's a goofy, socially awkward dude. 0.98
01:39:40.000 It's just annoying. 0.51
01:39:41.000 And they say weird stuff.
01:39:43.000 They do.
01:39:44.000 The problem is you're used to talking to comics.
01:39:47.000 That's part of the problem.
01:39:49.000 I'm so used to talking to comics.
01:39:51.000 It's so fun.
01:39:52.000 It's my favorite people to talk to. 0.90
01:39:54.000 So when I talk to people that stories suck, you got great stories. 0.69
01:39:58.000 You're a master storyteller. 1.00
01:40:00.000 You tell a fucking story. 1.00
01:40:02.000 If you're at a party and you're telling a story, people are going to listen. 1.00
01:40:04.000 It's going to be interesting. 0.99
01:40:06.000 It's going to be funny as shit. 0.99
01:40:07.000 Some people suck at stories. 1.00
01:40:11.000 And there's nothing worse when you've heard a real good story to go back to listening to a sucky story. 0.95
01:40:17.000 That's true.
01:40:18.000 That's true.
01:40:19.000 That is true.
01:40:22.000 And I know because I'm labeled as a storyteller when people try to talk to me they try to tell me stories and I be kind of rushing it like And uh-huh, and what?
01:40:33.000 It's like, all this part is, this could be interesting, but you are losing me in all of this part right here.
01:40:41.000 For no reason.
01:40:41.000 For no reason.
01:40:42.000 Man, speed it up.
01:40:43.000 You got there in two words.
01:40:44.000 And then I say, so...
01:40:49.000 After that happened, what happened then?
01:40:54.000 And man, I went back.
01:40:56.000 And then I don't like when people repeat the first part of the story.
01:41:01.000 Man, I heard you the first time.
01:41:03.000 Because this is how I listen to people's story.
01:41:08.000 I just listen.
01:41:09.000 Like, I'm not the...
01:41:11.000 Mm-hmm.
01:41:12.000 And go ahead.
01:41:13.000 And yeah.
01:41:14.000 No, I'm just...
01:41:16.000 Man, are you...
01:41:16.000 Did you hear what I said?
01:41:17.000 Yes, because I am actively listening.
01:41:21.000 I'm not listening to respond.
01:41:22.000 I'm just...
01:41:24.000 I'm locked in.
01:41:25.000 Actually locked in.
01:41:26.000 And, well, you're not saying nothing.
01:41:28.000 I'm going to remember all the points that I want to say when you're done.
01:41:33.000 Because you may cover something that I'm thinking.
01:41:37.000 Right.
01:41:37.000 So I don't want to interrupt you in the course of it.
01:41:40.000 I'm just listening.
01:41:41.000 And then, oh, I can mark that off because he just said why that happened.
01:41:45.000 Podcasting.
01:41:50.000 Okay, so all that happened, right?
01:41:53.000 Okay, cool.
01:41:53.000 So going back, that's what I do because I know how to actively listen to somebody's story.
01:42:03.000 Tony and I do that all the time with comedians, where we're like, this whole thing, you don't need that part.
01:42:10.000 That whole part is just wasted time.
01:42:12.000 You know that whole setup part?
01:42:14.000 Everyone knows what that means.
01:42:15.000 Just say this.
01:42:16.000 And they're like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:42:17.000 And that's what Kill Tony is, right?
01:42:19.000 Yeah.
01:42:20.000 And I'm supposed to be doing that.
01:42:22.000 Are you doing it tonight?
01:42:22.000 Yeah.
01:42:23.000 Oh, it's going to be great.
01:42:24.000 I did it Saturday night.
01:42:25.000 I did the big one that they did, the 10th anniversary.
01:42:28.000 Oh, the 10th anniversary.
01:42:28.000 It was wild!
01:42:31.000 The fucking, the rabid fans that they have, it's crazy. 1.00
01:42:36.000 It's crazy. 1.00
01:42:39.000 3,000 people, it's sold out as quick as they can sell the tickets.
01:42:42.000 It's sold out in under an hour.
01:42:44.000 Oh, wow.
01:42:45.000 And you get there, and they're like...
01:42:49.000 I haven't experienced that yet.
01:42:52.000 I'm waiting.
01:42:53.000 2024, we're supposed to be doing a theater tour.
01:42:56.000 I hope it really just sells out.
01:42:59.000 Oh, you're going to get 8 million?
01:43:02.000 8 what?
01:43:02.000 How many?
01:43:03.000 8.1?
01:43:03.000 That's the first one.
01:43:05.000 The second one, we're trying to get 10 million, 16 million.
01:43:10.000 You're going to have to change to bigger venues.
01:43:14.000 It's going to happen so fast.
01:43:16.000 You're going to be in arenas.
01:43:18.000 You're going to be in arenas, 100%.
01:43:19.000 When you do an arena, do it in the round.
01:43:22.000 In the round?
01:43:23.000 Yeah.
01:43:24.000 You know why?
01:43:24.000 Believe it or not, it's actually more intimate.
01:43:26.000 It seems weird, but when it's a stage, it's a big, tall-ass stage, and you're looking down on people, and they're all in front of you.
01:43:34.000 It's weird.
01:43:35.000 It's like you've got to almost project to bring them into you.
01:43:38.000 Like, come on, we're all...
01:43:39.000 I know there's a lot of us, but we're all just hanging out.
01:43:42.000 Yeah.
01:43:42.000 But when it's in the round, everybody on this side is looking at everybody on this side and everybody on this side is looking at everybody on this side.
01:43:48.000 Everybody sees everybody laughing.
01:43:50.000 And everybody's laughing at everybody.
01:43:53.000 And the sound is insane.
01:43:55.000 And you just walk around.
01:43:56.000 And you get used to it.
01:43:57.000 You just walk around and talk.
01:43:59.000 And while you're walking around, you do your jokes.
01:44:01.000 And there's giant screens everywhere so people could always see your facial expressions.
01:44:05.000 It's intimate.
01:44:06.000 You know what's insane?
01:44:10.000 In this business, just wanting to be a good comic, just wanting to develop that skill.
01:44:20.000 Then getting to this point where we even talking about 2024, we going to theaters.
01:44:27.000 And we taking some big swings in some big places, you know, in Chicago and in New York.
01:44:33.000 You doing a Chicago theater?
01:44:35.000 We hoping. 0.99
01:44:36.000 That's a great fucking venue. 0.98
01:44:37.000 And then in the course of trying to shoot Domino Effect 3 and 4 in September, trying to find a venue for that, the thought of doing arenas and getting to that point, 0.99
01:44:54.000 and when people say, man, you've been doing something 25 years, are you tired?
01:44:59.000 I get bored.
01:45:00.000 Like you don't get bored with the elevation of doing things on a bigger scale.
01:45:07.000 Like doing all these shows that sold out and adding shows and when you walk out and people coming to see you.
01:45:16.000 But now Doing arenas or doing a theater.
01:45:20.000 When people coming to the theater to actually see somebody tell stories.
01:45:25.000 I'm not coming to see you do no TikTok clips.
01:45:28.000 I'm not coming to see you do crowd work.
01:45:31.000 I'm coming in with the whole mindset of he's about to do an hour and 30 minutes of compelling stories.
01:45:41.000 And this is what I came for.
01:45:43.000 To get that type of It's locked in.
01:45:47.000 It's on an audience.
01:45:50.000 Once I achieve it, I think I'm gonna be very, very happy.
01:45:55.000 You're gonna slide right into that.
01:45:57.000 It's no different.
01:45:58.000 It's no different than clubs.
01:46:00.000 It's no different.
01:46:01.000 The only thing that's different is the environment.
01:46:03.000 But the experience of doing it is the same thing.
01:46:05.000 It's just killing.
01:46:07.000 It's the same thing.
01:46:09.000 The challenge, what makes it interesting for me, 30 plus years in, I'm like 34 something, 35 years in, something crazy.
01:46:18.000 The challenge is jokes.
01:46:20.000 It's new jokes.
01:46:21.000 New bits.
01:46:21.000 Getting better.
01:46:22.000 You always get better.
01:46:23.000 You figure out a way to tighten it.
01:46:24.000 You figure out a way to do this one better.
01:46:25.000 Every new bit is a new living thing that you're feeding and growing and trying to make it the most palatable and the most exciting and the sneakiest and the funniest and the most outrageous.
01:46:36.000 Get the biggest laughs with it.
01:46:37.000 Like, what's the funniest way to say this? 0.99
01:46:39.000 And every day you fuck with it a little more. 0.99
01:46:41.000 And every day you're adding to it. 0.99
01:46:43.000 And every day you're putting a new piece here and a new piece there.
01:46:46.000 I love it.
01:46:46.000 I don't have to do it.
01:46:47.000 I do it just because I love it.
01:46:49.000 Yeah.
01:46:50.000 That's why I opened up the club.
01:46:51.000 That's why I tour.
01:46:53.000 I'm supposed to be coming to the club.
01:46:55.000 I'm excited.
01:46:56.000 When are you here?
01:46:57.000 I don't know the date, but I assume.
01:47:00.000 You're gonna love it.
01:47:01.000 You're gonna love it.
01:47:01.000 It's like the end of July, I think.
01:47:03.000 It's a fucking great place, man. 0.98
01:47:06.000 It's set up just for us. 0.99
01:47:07.000 It's set up just for us.
01:47:08.000 Everything about it.
01:47:09.000 Everything about it.
01:47:10.000 From the way you move around the club, where you don't have to go through the crowd to go from room to room, to the way the green room's set up.
01:47:17.000 The balconies, so you can watch the show.
01:47:19.000 This black curtain.
01:47:21.000 It's so...
01:47:22.000 Beautiful, right?
01:47:23.000 Beautiful.
01:47:24.000 You know, we had to change it.
01:47:25.000 It was a blue curtain at first, but then we put it on the monitors.
01:47:28.000 Like, it looked really nice.
01:47:29.000 The architect who did it, Richard Weiss, is amazing, and he did the whole building.
01:47:34.000 Amazing, amazing job.
01:47:35.000 But he wanted to make it pretty.
01:47:37.000 Right, so you had a beautiful hardwood, like light hardwood floors and a blue screen, a blue curtain rather. 0.94
01:47:42.000 And we were watching on the screen and you know, I'm fucking with everything, right? 0.95
01:47:45.000 In the beginning especially. 0.97
01:47:46.000 We need a light here and a light there.
01:47:48.000 We need timers underneath the monitor so everybody knows how much time you're doing.
01:47:51.000 And so you know how much the time the guy's on stage, how long he's been up.
01:47:55.000 And also we want light for each room.
01:47:58.000 So when you're in the little room, it's a green star.
01:48:02.000 In the green room.
01:48:02.000 So when he gets the light, you see the light.
01:48:05.000 So there's a green star lights up in the green room.
01:48:06.000 And if it's in the big room, it's a blue star. 0.96
01:48:09.000 So it was all this tweaking and shit we did. 0.97
01:48:11.000 And we were watching on the monitor. 0.96
01:48:12.000 I'm like, that floor's gotta go.
01:48:14.000 It's gotta be black carpet.
01:48:15.000 Black carpet and a dark, like sparkly black curtain, just like in the little boy.
01:48:21.000 The smaller room.
01:48:22.000 So we put that in there.
01:48:23.000 Now it's... 0.99
01:48:24.000 Now I don't want to fuck with anything. 0.99
01:48:26.000 Now I'm like, we're good. 0.99
01:48:27.000 I looked from the balcony yesterday.
01:48:29.000 It's amazing.
01:48:30.000 It's amazing.
01:48:33.000 It's amazing.
01:48:33.000 I can't wait to come.
01:48:35.000 It's right on 6th Street.
01:48:38.000 Austin is all lit up in the front.
01:48:41.000 And everybody's so hyped up.
01:48:43.000 They're so hyped up.
01:48:45.000 Because we were talking about doing it for two years.
01:48:48.000 Yeah.
01:48:48.000 I had actually bought another building, and I had to get out of the deal.
01:48:53.000 There was some shit wrong with it, and I got out of the deal.
01:48:57.000 So it took a whole extra year to get this other place. 0.97
01:49:01.000 And then once I got the place, I had to.
01:49:04.000 You want some coffee?
01:49:05.000 You know what's amazing is that when you have friends that say something like, yeah, I bought another building. 1.00
01:49:15.000 I know, it sounds stupid. 0.99
01:49:17.000 Then I grew up with that. 0.98
01:49:19.000 Yeah, so I had a whole other building and then I had to get out and I had to sell that building.
01:49:25.000 Who buy buildings?
01:49:28.000 That's dynamic.
01:49:30.000 It's normal for me now. 0.97
01:49:32.000 I know it sounds fucked up, but I'm just being honest. 0.98
01:49:35.000 So the building that I bought was owned by a cult. 0.99
01:49:39.000 Get out of town.
01:49:40.000 Yeah.
01:49:41.000 I didn't know the extent of it until I was already in the deal, until I had already signed the contract.
01:49:45.000 My friend Adam called me up.
01:49:46.000 He goes, hey man, you watch the documentary on this cult?
01:49:50.000 Adam Egott, who's our talent coordinator.
01:49:53.000 I go, no.
01:49:54.000 He goes, oh, it's bad.
01:49:55.000 You should watch it. 1.00
01:49:55.000 He goes, it's fucking crazy. 1.00
01:49:57.000 It's called Holy Hell. 0.99
01:49:59.000 Yeah.
01:50:01.000 It's about this dude.
01:50:02.000 His name is Jaime Gomez. 0.99
01:50:03.000 And he was a gay porn star and a hypnotist. 1.00
01:50:07.000 And he started a club, or started a cult, rather, in West Hollywood. 0.98
01:50:10.000 He was teaching people yoga, and he got a bunch of young disciples.
01:50:14.000 They believed that he was a guru, and he was God energy, and he convinced them. 0.99
01:50:18.000 He ran this game for like 10 fucking years. 0.99
01:50:21.000 Maybe he was hypnotizing people. 1.00
01:50:22.000 He was, 100%.
01:50:23.000 That's how he got in trouble.
01:50:25.000 They all started talking because one guy left the cult. 0.99
01:50:28.000 When he left the cult, he sent a mass email saying, hey man, this guy's been hypnotizing me and fucking me for the past 10 years. 0.97
01:50:34.000 And then they all started talking about it. 0.92
01:50:37.000 And they all started sharing the email, and they all started sharing their stories with them.
01:50:41.000 They had all kind of kept it under wraps.
01:50:43.000 And this guy was doing this, and he escaped L.A. because they were after him.
01:50:47.000 It was right around the time when Waco went down.
01:50:49.000 And the Cult Awareness Network was like going after cults.
01:50:53.000 And so they escaped.
01:50:54.000 He changes his name again.
01:50:55.000 His name was Jaime Gomez.
01:50:57.000 He changed his name to Michel.
01:50:58.000 And then he changed it again to Andreas.
01:51:01.000 And that's when he moved to Austin.
01:51:03.000 And he built this place called the One World Theater.
01:51:05.000 And this is the place I bought.
01:51:07.000 So all these poor, lost kids, they built this place for him.
01:51:11.000 They were his disciples.
01:51:13.000 They didn't have contractors.
01:51:14.000 The cult members built the place.
01:51:17.000 Under hypnosis.
01:51:19.000 Well, I don't think that was under hypnosis, but what he would do is he'd give them therapy every week.
01:51:23.000 He'd charge them money. 1.00
01:51:24.000 Charge them 50 bucks for therapy, and then he'd fuck them. 1.00
01:51:27.000 This guy. 1.00
01:51:28.000 You should watch the documentary.
01:51:30.000 The documentary is wild.
01:51:31.000 Holy hell.
01:51:33.000 Yeah, because we were talking about cults.
01:51:35.000 Here's the thing.
01:51:36.000 In the beginning, it was working.
01:51:38.000 In the beginning, it looked like fun.
01:51:39.000 Because I think in the beginning, he was young and hot.
01:51:41.000 He's a beautiful man, especially when he was young.
01:51:44.000 And he had this crazy body, six-pack.
01:51:46.000 That's when he's getting older. 0.99
01:51:47.000 But when he was young, when he was a gay porn star, he was a beautiful man. 1.00
01:51:51.000 And I think he probably got plenty of dick already and he didn't have to fuck his disciples. 1.00
01:51:55.000 And he just had these people that were washing his feet and he was teaching them yoga and telling them that they're all God energy and everyone's God and I'm God. 1.00
01:52:02.000 And he even got so far with the hypnosis that he convinced these people that he could give them the enlightenment.
01:52:08.000 He could touch them.
01:52:10.000 I think he called it the knowing.
01:52:12.000 And it would be like this big thing, you had to earn the knowing.
01:52:15.000 But when he gave it to these people, just the power of suggestion, these people were like...
01:52:19.000 Like they were having these ecstatic, psychedelic experiences, like they encountered God and it lasted for days. 0.99
01:52:27.000 These are people talking about this after they left the cult, after they knew he was a con man, after they knew that he'd just been hypnotizing people and fucking them and he was just full of shit and getting plastic surgery and all kinds of wild shit. 0.96
01:52:41.000 Even though they had gone through all that, they still went back and talked about when he would do that to them early in their life, and that they really did, like, experience God. 0.98
01:52:52.000 I don't think they were.
01:52:54.000 I think it's the power of suggestion.
01:52:56.000 Because I've seen it at...
01:52:57.000 Have you ever seen a comedy hypnotist? 0.99
01:53:00.000 They can do some wild shit to people. 0.99
01:53:02.000 That's a comedy hypnotist in front of an audience. 0.99
01:53:05.000 If you're a real hypnotist like this guy was...
01:53:07.000 And didn't nobody know it.
01:53:09.000 And you're just doing...
01:53:10.000 And you're trained in hypnotherapy.
01:53:13.000 You know how to...
01:53:17.000 And if you've learned how to get people to think that there's this thing that you have, and you can give it to them, and you hold it over their head for a long fucking time until you actually do give it to them, and when you do give it to them, they believe it wholeheartedly.
01:53:30.000 So they actually experience it.
01:53:33.000 Because your brain can produce all kinds of wild chemicals.
01:53:36.000 Your brain can produce legitimate psychedelic chemicals, like full-on tripping chemicals.
01:53:42.000 Yeah.
01:53:42.000 So if this guy can convince you that that's happening, your brain probably does dump all those chemicals out, because you think it's actually happening.
01:53:50.000 That's crazy.
01:53:51.000 Crazy. 1.00
01:53:51.000 So he's kind of telling the truth, which is the most fucked up thing. 1.00
01:53:55.000 He's kind of giving you this experience. 0.97
01:53:57.000 And it is a real experience.
01:53:59.000 But the whole thing goes off the rails.
01:54:02.000 It goes off the rails.
01:54:04.000 And eventually he has...
01:54:05.000 They actually fly him to Hawaii to get rid of him. 1.00
01:54:09.000 Damn! 1.00
01:54:09.000 They can't get rid of this guy. 1.00
01:54:11.000 Like, why he can't be arrested for the nonsense that he's doing?
01:54:15.000 See, the thing is, if you're gonna arrest him, like, those people are there because they're willing to be there.
01:54:20.000 They want to be there.
01:54:21.000 They believe in him.
01:54:21.000 20 people went with him to Hawaii.
01:54:24.000 When the cult broke up, a bunch of them flew to Hawaii with him.
01:54:28.000 We started a whole new cult over there!
01:54:32.000 And he's old by then. 1.00
01:54:34.000 Now he's old and he looks like shit. 0.99
01:54:35.000 When he was young and he was like this beautiful guy who was convincing everybody, you are love, we are our love. 0.99
01:54:41.000 And they're like, yeah, we don't have to go to regular work.
01:54:44.000 We can grow our own food.
01:54:45.000 Yeah.
01:54:45.000 That's why I don't believe in cults, things like that.
01:54:50.000 And I believe they happen.
01:54:52.000 I just don't believe the person who's saying it, just like I don't believe in anybody who's trying to tell me how to get rich quick.
01:54:59.000 Yeah.
01:54:59.000 Because, like, why would you tell me?
01:55:01.000 Right. 0.93
01:55:02.000 Like, you are not that damn gracious where you're like, oh, I'm a billionaire. 0.94
01:55:06.000 I want to make you a billionaire, too. 0.93
01:55:09.000 Come on, man.
01:55:09.000 Get the...
01:55:10.000 The get rich quick scheme that they don't want you to know about.
01:55:14.000 That's always what it is.
01:55:15.000 They don't want you to know.
01:55:16.000 Man, in any type of...
01:55:19.000 Any type of group thing, like something comes around all at once and everybody's doing it. 0.58
01:55:26.000 Anytime I see a regular ass person doing something, Like, yo, man, you can invest in this. 0.98
01:55:32.000 Man, get out of here, man. 1.00
01:55:34.000 Get your regular ass out of here. 1.00
01:55:36.000 You know what I'm saying? 1.00
01:55:37.000 Like, I'm not...
01:55:39.000 And you have to...
01:55:40.000 For me to believe in you and something, you definitely have to look a certain type of way.
01:55:44.000 I'm just not...
01:55:47.000 Even if you look homeless, it's still a way to look rich at the same time.
01:55:56.000 Burt Chrysler showed me that.
01:56:00.000 I did Bird's podcast, and he came in my room.
01:56:02.000 I was in Tampa, and he came in my room with no shirt on.
01:56:06.000 Flip-flops.
01:56:08.000 He didn't even have on shoes.
01:56:09.000 And his toenails was painted, and he come with all this equipment.
01:56:13.000 And he walks in my room.
01:56:15.000 The first thing he said, can I use the restroom?
01:56:17.000 I said, yeah, go ahead.
01:56:18.000 It's right there.
01:56:19.000 And then he comes out of the restroom.
01:56:20.000 He's wiping his hands and saying, Ali, no disrespect.
01:56:24.000 Were you raised by a single mother?
01:56:27.000 I said, yeah, why?
01:56:30.000 Because your room is amazing.
01:56:34.000 I've been in my room for four hours.
01:56:35.000 It's like I've been squatting for two months.
01:56:39.000 And we do the podcast, and then he's walking out, and I'm thinking, because he don't have on shoes and no shirt, he's clearly in this nice Toyota Camry right here.
01:56:49.000 And I'm walking towards his Camry, and I look back, and he's like, Is that your rental car?
01:56:55.000 I'm like, nah.
01:56:56.000 I was walking around, I thought this was your car.
01:56:58.000 He's in this huge, like, pearl Benz.
01:57:06.000 It's a beautiful car.
01:57:08.000 This is a beautiful Benz.
01:57:10.000 And he's putting the podcast equipment in the back, and he just, like, slams the door, like, okay.
01:57:17.000 See you later.
01:57:18.000 Drives off with no shoes on, like...
01:57:20.000 Man, that is a rich-ass homeless person right there, man.
01:57:24.000 That's the richest homeless person I ever think. 0.86
01:57:27.000 Yeah, Burt is Burt.
01:57:29.000 Burt's leaning more into being Burt now that he has money.
01:57:33.000 He was more conservative when he didn't have money.
01:57:36.000 He looked like he was more wealthy when he had no money.
01:57:41.000 He looked respectable, looked normal. 1.00
01:57:44.000 Now, if you're not looking at his watch, you look at him like, who the fuck is this dude? 1.00
01:57:49.000 With a Rolex? 1.00
01:57:50.000 Is that a Rolex?
01:57:53.000 Rolex is going down. 0.99
01:57:54.000 How the fuck did he get that? 0.99
01:57:56.000 That's a sky-dweller. 1.00
01:57:58.000 What the fuck? 1.00
01:58:00.000 I was at his premiere. 1.00
01:58:03.000 He looked good.
01:58:04.000 The machine.
01:58:05.000 I called Burt up once.
01:58:07.000 He was on a motorcycle in Vietnam.
01:58:09.000 I called him up.
01:58:10.000 I was in the comedy store in the back green room area.
01:58:16.000 I was about to go on stage soon.
01:58:17.000 I just felt like calling him out of nowhere.
01:58:19.000 And he answers the phone.
01:58:21.000 I go, where are you?
01:58:22.000 He goes, I'm on a motorcycle in Vietnam!
01:58:24.000 This is amazing!
01:58:26.000 And I go, what are you doing?
01:58:26.000 Are you there for your Travel Channel show?
01:58:28.000 He goes, yeah.
01:58:28.000 I go, dude, you gotta quit that show.
01:58:30.000 I go, you're too funny.
01:58:31.000 You're too good.
01:58:32.000 You're a funny comedian.
01:58:34.000 You should be making money doing stand-up comedy.
01:58:37.000 Not doing that show, man.
01:58:38.000 I know it's a velvet prison. 1.00
01:58:39.000 You gotta quit that fucking show. 1.00
01:58:41.000 I would love to do a travel show, though. 1.00
01:58:43.000 Oh, it's too many months.
01:58:45.000 He was gone for like three, four months at a time when his kids were young.
01:58:49.000 Yeah, it's like not good.
01:58:50.000 It's also, it's like...
01:58:52.000 It was limiting him.
01:58:53.000 It was a great opportunity initially, but then it was limiting him. 0.97
01:58:57.000 I'm like, Bert, with just podcast and stand-up comedy, you're gonna be fucking huge. 0.83
01:59:01.000 Like, you don't need to be saddled into this organization.
01:59:04.000 Because they're also gonna be upset if you talk about certain things.
01:59:09.000 Travel Channel was a very conservative channel at one point in time.
01:59:13.000 I don't know how they are now, but I know Anthony Bourdain had a problem with them as well, a similar situation. 0.99
01:59:18.000 It's like, Bert, you're fucking bent against yourself.
01:59:22.000 If I find a great producer, I'm probably going to do a podcast. 0.99
01:59:26.000 You should do a podcast.
01:59:27.000 It's just a...
01:59:28.000 You don't need a great producer, man.
01:59:30.000 Well, I need a producer, because me coming in and setting up camera...
01:59:34.000 So don't do it on camera at first.
01:59:36.000 Nobody can do all this by the time.
01:59:37.000 Just do it audio at first.
01:59:38.000 Do it audio at first.
01:59:39.000 Real simple.
01:59:41.000 Get an audio recorder. 1.00
01:59:42.000 Get one of those little fucking... 1.00
01:59:43.000 What are those? 1.00
01:59:44.000 Rones?
01:59:44.000 What are those things called?
01:59:45.000 What are those things called, Jamie?
01:59:48.000 Zoom or Rodecaster?
01:59:50.000 There's a bunch of them.
01:59:50.000 They set them up now.
01:59:53.000 They have pre-made podcast setups that you can buy.
01:59:57.000 That's how popular podcasts are. 0.99
01:59:59.000 You don't need any bullshit. 0.99
02:00:00.000 You have a mic like this. 1.00
02:00:01.000 These are Shores. 1.00
02:00:03.000 These are my favorite ones.
02:00:04.000 We've been using these forever. 1.00
02:00:05.000 You put it on a fucking stand. 1.00
02:00:06.000 It plugs into that thing. 1.00
02:00:08.000 You press record and you do a podcast.
02:00:10.000 You got an audio file.
02:00:11.000 You upload it to iTunes.
02:00:13.000 It's free.
02:00:14.000 And then boom, it's up there.
02:00:15.000 You let everybody know it's up there, people start downloading it.
02:00:18.000 At least, what is the percentage of the amount of people that just listen to us?
02:00:22.000 What would you say it is?
02:00:24.000 I think it's over half still.
02:00:27.000 Yeah.
02:00:27.000 It's a majority still just listen.
02:00:29.000 Most people just listen.
02:00:31.000 So that's this, and this is, you know, a giant podcast.
02:00:35.000 When you first start out, people like to listen to podcasts when they're driving.
02:00:38.000 They like to listen to podcasts at the gym.
02:00:41.000 When they go on vacation, you're on a plane, six hours is easy.
02:00:44.000 Just chill out.
02:00:45.000 You got a couple of podcasts before you know it, six hours is gone.
02:00:48.000 Just do that.
02:00:49.000 And then it's easy.
02:00:50.000 It's easy.
02:00:51.000 You're already great at it.
02:00:52.000 You're great right here.
02:00:53.000 You're great at it.
02:00:54.000 Just do it.
02:00:55.000 Simple.
02:00:56.000 I think that's my next thing.
02:00:58.000 Do me a little podcast.
02:01:00.000 Before you know it, it'll be huge.
02:01:02.000 My friend Cameron Haynes was just here the other day.
02:01:04.000 Same thing.
02:01:05.000 I talked him into doing it.
02:01:06.000 It's forever.
02:01:07.000 I'm like, you're great.
02:01:08.000 You could be great at this.
02:01:09.000 And then you don't have a boss.
02:01:11.000 Now he's killing it.
02:01:13.000 Yeah.
02:01:14.000 Same thing with Burt and all those guys.
02:01:16.000 Tom Segura, I talked to him into doing it.
02:01:18.000 I talked to Ari into doing it.
02:01:19.000 I talked to all those guys into doing podcasts.
02:01:22.000 You can have a great success record.
02:01:23.000 Oh, I'm pretty good at it.
02:01:25.000 Yeah, I know.
02:01:26.000 I know when someone can do it.
02:01:28.000 Yeah.
02:01:29.000 So that's my thing.
02:01:31.000 And putting these specials out, that's the other thing.
02:01:35.000 Mitch of it.
02:01:36.000 That's another the way you're doing it is podcast style in a way because you're doing it yourself now and Doing it yourself and putting it up on YouTube is the way to do it rather than going through some big corporation Some Netflix or HBO or whatever it is like you're almost betting against yourself at this point because the numbers that you get when you put it up where everybody can get it anytime they want and then someone can say oh my god have you seen this and And then they could share it,
02:01:59.000 and they send it to you.
02:01:59.000 Oh my god, this dude's hilarious.
02:02:01.000 And they send it to you.
02:02:02.000 And then people just start sharing it.
02:02:03.000 They share it on social media.
02:02:04.000 They share it in text messages.
02:02:07.000 Boom.
02:02:07.000 Boom.
02:02:08.000 Boom.
02:02:09.000 Yeah, you don't need anybody anymore.
02:02:10.000 And podcasts just add to it.
02:02:12.000 It just adds to it.
02:02:13.000 And it's easy, and it's fun.
02:02:14.000 It's fun to do. 1.00
02:02:15.000 Have a friend come over, have a drink, smoke a joint, start talking shit, laughing your ass off. 0.99
02:02:23.000 That's basically what it is. 1.00
02:02:26.000 That's what it is.
02:02:27.000 And having a great time.
02:02:29.000 It's amazing the amount of power in sitting up talking.
02:02:40.000 It's amazing.
02:02:42.000 Well, I think one of the things that's happening to people when they're stuck in an office all day or stuck working all day is they're not getting to have long conversations about things they really think about.
02:02:54.000 And if you are in a situation where you can listen to people have those conversations, it's the next best thing.
02:03:01.000 And sometimes you can listen to those people have conversations with people that you're never going to get to meet, you know?
02:03:07.000 Yeah, that's the thing.
02:03:09.000 You know, I think that...
02:03:12.000 If you have great guests or you have great opinions or great thoughts that you can podcast.
02:03:19.000 Some people ask you to do their podcasts.
02:03:22.000 You're like, man, who the hell?
02:03:24.000 What the hell are y'all even over there talking about? 0.96
02:03:26.000 It's not for everybody, but it's for you.
02:03:27.000 That's what I say about a lot of things.
02:03:31.000 Most things that I like are not for everybody.
02:03:33.000 That's comedy.
02:03:36.000 The only time I've ever not wanted somebody to be good Ever was at the comedy stop.
02:03:45.000 The laugh stop.
02:03:47.000 In Houston?
02:03:47.000 In Houston.
02:03:48.000 That was the only time I ever wanted somebody not to be good.
02:03:50.000 Why's that?
02:03:51.000 I was...
02:03:52.000 I came there.
02:03:53.000 You had to get on the list when I started.
02:03:56.000 You had to come in and get on the list.
02:03:57.000 Oh, the open mic nights.
02:03:57.000 Yeah.
02:03:58.000 So I'm there and it's Monday and I signed up and I was like 26. On the list.
02:04:07.000 I'm like, man, 26 people.
02:04:09.000 And the guy in front of me was like, yeah, man, I've been doing this 20 years. 1.00
02:04:17.000 And I was like, oh, shit. 0.99
02:04:20.000 He is 25 on the list. 1.00
02:04:23.000 And he said he's been doing it 20 years.
02:04:26.000 And I'm thinking, yeah, I know a lot of comics, man.
02:04:29.000 I've studied this game a lot.
02:04:31.000 Oh, I hope he's not funny.
02:04:34.000 Because if he is, I got a long ass way to go.
02:04:37.000 I'm four months in.
02:04:39.000 He's 20 years in. 1.00
02:04:41.000 He goes on stage and he was fucking horrible. 0.99
02:04:45.000 And I was like, yes. 1.00
02:04:47.000 Like, no wonder.
02:04:49.000 You're still getting it together.
02:04:51.000 It was one of them things.
02:04:54.000 And I still see him around now.
02:04:57.000 Do you really?
02:04:57.000 At open mic nights?
02:04:58.000 At open mic nights.
02:04:59.000 Because I pop in every blue moon at an open mic.
02:05:04.000 And when you go in there, you see the same people in there.
02:05:06.000 You're like, what the freak is going on?
02:05:09.000 Yeah, what is going on?
02:05:11.000 Because do people not...
02:05:16.000 Okay, like...
02:05:16.000 You know what it's like?
02:05:17.000 It's like if you are in a boxing gym and this dude's been KO'd the last 16 times he sparred, you gotta go, Mike.
02:05:24.000 You can't.
02:05:25.000 You can't do this anymore.
02:05:27.000 You can't do this anymore.
02:05:28.000 This is bad for you.
02:05:29.000 This is bad for you.
02:05:30.000 Nah, bro.
02:05:32.000 You know, I'm working on my head movement.
02:05:33.000 Let me in there.
02:05:34.000 Dude, I'm laughing.
02:05:36.000 Because that Main Street boxing gym, it's guys that come in there, and you just in there, you like, hey, man, what do you do?
02:05:43.000 He's like, hey, man, he get...
02:05:53.000 He's never won a fight.
02:05:55.000 Every fight he's ever been, he has been out of there.
02:06:02.000 But he's a sparring partner.
02:06:05.000 And in there just taking it.
02:06:07.000 And then he'll take fights where he knows he's supposed to lose.
02:06:10.000 There's a lot of those guys out there.
02:06:11.000 In the early days of a fighter's development, they will, you know, that's one thing that boxing has over MMA. They'll kind of almost be setups where, you know, this guy's like 20 and, you know, or 20 losses and like two wins.
02:06:25.000 You know, there's guys like that that are out there.
02:06:28.000 Legitimately, they have the craziest records you've ever seen.
02:06:30.000 And they're licensed.
02:06:32.000 And they'll go in and they'll fight some young Arturo Gatti looking dude.
02:06:36.000 Oh.
02:06:36.000 That guy will light him up.
02:06:39.000 Them two wins. 0.98
02:06:41.000 It's like, hey man, did you fucking know you were supposed to lose? 0.97
02:06:44.000 Yeah, I was just in there. 0.98
02:06:46.000 I was trying.
02:06:47.000 The guy was so bad, he ran into my jab.
02:06:54.000 That's terrible.
02:06:55.000 You just 2 and 25. You say, man, how you win them two fights?
02:07:02.000 I would be pissed.
02:07:04.000 Have you ever seen a fixed fight?
02:07:10.000 Not knowingly.
02:07:11.000 Not knowing why you're watching it?
02:07:13.000 Not knowing. 1.00
02:07:15.000 In the middle of this shit, like, man, this shit's fucking fixed, man. 1.00
02:07:19.000 There was some fixed fights in the early days in Japan, in MMA. There was some fixed fights. 1.00
02:07:25.000 Japan was real weird, because you had real fights, for sure. 0.97
02:07:30.000 And then you had some fights where the hero wins, the local hero wins, and you're like, how did he get him in a heel hook?
02:07:38.000 Why is he tapping like that?
02:07:39.000 Why is it so dramatic?
02:07:41.000 It was like, this is pro wrestling.
02:07:43.000 This is like...
02:07:44.000 There was some weird moments.
02:07:46.000 And there was a boxing match.
02:07:48.000 I remember this one.
02:07:50.000 I believe it was in...
02:07:51.000 Remember the guy who had a bunch of weird surgery?
02:07:55.000 He had muscle implants.
02:07:58.000 And he boxed this guy and it was so clear that the guy took a dive.
02:08:02.000 It was like the worst acting of all time.
02:08:05.000 Who was the guy that the bald head, big white guy that Tyson fought when he got out of prison?
02:08:11.000 Oh, he wasn't bald.
02:08:12.000 Peter McNeely.
02:08:13.000 Peter McNeely was the white guy.
02:08:15.000 Oh, you mean Franz Botha or Andrew Gulotta?
02:08:18.000 Was it Andrew Gulotta you're talking about?
02:08:19.000 The Polish guy? 0.98
02:08:20.000 He had on some American shorts.
02:08:21.000 He had on some shorts with some color on them.
02:08:23.000 I can't remember.
02:08:24.000 Not that guy that had on the green.
02:08:26.000 If it's Peter McNeely, Peter McNeely is the guy who fought right out of jail.
02:08:29.000 That's when Tyson had a six-pack.
02:08:31.000 Oh, not him.
02:08:31.000 Because that dude had on green shorts.
02:08:33.000 Did he?
02:08:34.000 So this is the guy.
02:08:35.000 So the guy on the left, is he like some rich guy or something?
02:08:38.000 But look at him.
02:08:38.000 He's some rich guy and he's got fake muscles.
02:08:41.000 Yeah, he got implants.
02:08:42.000 I can see that off the rail.
02:08:43.000 Yeah, but it's wild.
02:08:44.000 Look, his shoulders are fake.
02:08:45.000 Everything's fake.
02:08:46.000 It's weird.
02:08:47.000 And so it's like this is the clearest like fixed fight you're ever gonna see.
02:08:51.000 Look at this.
02:08:52.000 I mean, come on.
02:08:53.000 How fake does that look?
02:08:56.000 That looks so fake.
02:08:59.000 That looks so fake.
02:09:00.000 What just happened? 0.81
02:09:01.000 He hit him with the left hook. 0.96
02:09:02.000 But watch it again.
02:09:03.000 Let's watch it again.
02:09:04.000 Look at this guy holding his hands up and watch.
02:09:05.000 Watch this.
02:09:06.000 He like literally shows him his chin.
02:09:09.000 And just goes like, what?
02:09:10.000 And he goes down.
02:09:11.000 Yeah.
02:09:12.000 It's so fake.
02:09:14.000 Watch.
02:09:15.000 I mean, this guy's a terrible actor. 0.99
02:09:16.000 Crazy. 1.00
02:09:17.000 Terrible actor. 1.00
02:09:18.000 So he moves forward, and then Muscles over here is gonna move in for the kill with his zero skills. 0.99
02:09:24.000 Look at this.
02:09:25.000 He's got nothing. 0.99
02:09:27.000 It's like a guy who just learned boxing yesterday, and he's holding fake boobs. 0.99
02:09:31.000 It's crazy.
02:09:32.000 This is one of the weirdest videos, I think, on the internet.
02:09:36.000 He wants to be a billion trillionaire. 0.93
02:09:38.000 I don't know, but he's gotta be an insane person. 0.99
02:09:41.000 He's definitely insane with these fake muscles. 0.89
02:09:44.000 But also the fact that he wants people to think that he had a boxing match and that he won. 0.92
02:09:48.000 I mean, this is crazy.
02:09:49.000 This guy can't even fake go down.
02:09:51.000 Yeah, and then the referee waves it off.
02:09:53.000 That's it.
02:09:53.000 What a conqueror.
02:09:54.000 I mean, this is a crazy video.
02:09:56.000 It's fixed boxing fight.
02:09:58.000 You can find it on YouTube.
02:10:01.000 Oh, man. 1.00
02:10:01.000 It's fucking... 1.00
02:10:02.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:10:03.000 Look at this guy. 1.00
02:10:04.000 That's a crazy person. 1.00
02:10:06.000 Look at this guy. 1.00
02:10:07.000 He's insane. 0.99
02:10:08.000 Yeah. 0.98
02:10:09.000 That is a weird thing to do to be a man and get a neck implant.
02:10:13.000 That's insane.
02:10:14.000 That's so crazy.
02:10:15.000 Man, do you understand?
02:10:17.000 I think people don't think that these people have problems.
02:10:21.000 They just want to enhance their body.
02:10:24.000 Everybody wants to enhance their body.
02:10:26.000 Okay.
02:10:26.000 All right.
02:10:27.000 That's crazy.
02:10:31.000 Just me stuffing some shoulder pads under my skin and just like...
02:10:35.000 You see the one guy who has like the most of it?
02:10:37.000 He's like a human Ken doll.
02:10:39.000 Yeah, what's that dude's name?
02:10:41.000 He's a weird dude.
02:10:42.000 Oh my god, he's got everything.
02:10:43.000 He got calf implants and bicep implants.
02:10:46.000 Like, man, what is wrong?
02:10:47.000 And then his neck all skinny.
02:10:49.000 Like, it's crazy.
02:10:50.000 It looks so weird.
02:10:52.000 But it's one of those things like anorexia.
02:10:56.000 They can't see how other people see it.
02:10:59.000 They have body dysmorphia.
02:11:02.000 Show a photo of his body because he's got all these implants all over the place.
02:11:06.000 That's crazy town.
02:11:08.000 All of his quads, his quad implants and calf implants.
02:11:12.000 He's addicted to the surgeons.
02:11:13.000 Yeah, and look, his shoulders. 0.76
02:11:15.000 I mean, it's kind of nuts.
02:11:17.000 But then the neck is all thin and...
02:11:20.000 Yelling at his neck.
02:11:21.000 Like, that's crazy town.
02:11:23.000 Is that two different people or is that the same?
02:11:25.000 I don't know.
02:11:26.000 That one looks even scarier.
02:11:27.000 Click on that one.
02:11:28.000 That's a different person.
02:11:29.000 Click on that different person.
02:11:30.000 What is that?
02:11:32.000 Oh my god.
02:11:33.000 That one.
02:11:34.000 Yeah.
02:11:34.000 Click.
02:11:34.000 Jesus Christ, man.
02:11:36.000 Oh my god.
02:11:38.000 That is wild.
02:11:40.000 That is wild.
02:11:41.000 Man.
02:11:43.000 Oh my god.
02:11:43.000 That's so crazy that that's a real person.
02:11:46.000 And I know more people, I know a lot of people just, hey, just want to take the picture, which is feeding into the craziness.
02:11:54.000 Well, yeah, because it gets you more attention, right?
02:11:57.000 He says he's sinking after 11 nose jobs.
02:12:00.000 Oh, that's the other thing.
02:12:01.000 They all get addicted to it, so they keep going.
02:12:03.000 Like Michael Jackson.
02:12:04.000 Oh, man.
02:12:05.000 Yeah.
02:12:06.000 Like, we were talking about the other day, like, Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon.
02:12:09.000 That dude never advertised.
02:12:12.000 Just kept going.
02:12:13.000 He just kept going.
02:12:13.000 Oh, my God!
02:12:14.000 And the Barbie.
02:12:15.000 Oh, my God!
02:12:16.000 And then he became Barbie?
02:12:17.000 Yeah.
02:12:18.000 Oh, my God.
02:12:19.000 And that was...
02:12:21.000 Dressing like this. 0.94
02:12:22.000 Oh Jesus Christ, everyone's insane.
02:12:24.000 And that's what he used to look like?
02:12:25.000 With the pants?
02:12:26.000 I would assume so.
02:12:27.000 Should I say she?
02:12:28.000 That's what she used to look like? 1.00
02:12:30.000 What a wild world we live in, man.
02:12:31.000 What a wild world.
02:12:34.000 Wait until people can change gender with gene therapy. 0.87
02:12:37.000 Wait until they can do that.
02:12:39.000 People are going to be bouncing back and forth.
02:12:42.000 How many times have you been a woman? 1.00
02:12:44.000 Well, I was a woman for two years, and I didn't like it.
02:12:46.000 I went back to being a man.
02:12:47.000 And I decided to be a really big man for a while, but my joints hurt.
02:12:50.000 So then I became a little man.
02:12:52.000 See what it's like to get picked on.
02:12:54.000 Then I went back to being a woman.
02:12:57.000 Yeah, we're going to be able to bounce back and forth.
02:13:00.000 I think so.
02:13:02.000 I think not us, but I think future generations.
02:13:04.000 I think they're going to be able to manipulate biology in some very flexible way.
02:13:11.000 I really do.
02:13:12.000 I hope not. 0.92
02:13:14.000 Yeah, they're already fucking around with gene splicing with humans and animals. 0.99
02:13:19.000 They're doing wild shit and this is what we know they're doing. 0.99
02:13:24.000 Who knows what they're doing in other countries where we don't have fucking eyes on the lab. 1.00
02:13:30.000 This is why I believe in Bigfoot. 0.97
02:13:38.000 Bigfoot is some science project that got out that It's crazy, and they know it exists.
02:13:45.000 They know it's on a level they know.
02:13:47.000 It's just crazy.
02:13:48.000 I think Bigfoot used to exist.
02:13:50.000 I think it absolutely used to exist.
02:13:52.000 It's definitely a new one.
02:13:53.000 I don't think so.
02:13:55.000 You don't think it's a new one out there?
02:13:56.000 No.
02:13:57.000 It's some grizzly bag sheep that's just running around. 0.57
02:14:00.000 You know why I really don't think it?
02:14:01.000 Because the people that I know that are like real hunters that go deep, deep, deep into the backcountry for weeks at a time, real dudes.
02:14:09.000 Dudes are in Alaska.
02:14:10.000 Guys are in the mountains of Montana.
02:14:12.000 Guys are in the Pacific Northwest in the rainforest up there. 0.99
02:14:16.000 Those dudes never say shit. 1.00
02:14:17.000 They've never seen shit. 1.00
02:14:18.000 Everybody just sees bears. 1.00
02:14:19.000 You see bears. 0.99
02:14:20.000 And I think if you're a person that's not around wildlife a lot, you see a bear walking on two legs in the deep forest, especially if it's dark out, you think you saw a fucking Bigfoot. 0.99
02:14:29.000 For sure. 0.96
02:14:30.000 But at one point in time, it was a real thing.
02:14:32.000 You know that, the old story?
02:14:34.000 I knew it was a real-ass Bigfoot.
02:14:38.000 Gigantopithecus.
02:14:39.000 This is the thing with these scientific experiments.
02:14:45.000 Do you remember, it was a while back, I think we talked about it, or I talked about it somewhere where these orangutans got out of a nuclear lab in San Antonio, a biometrical lab in San Antonio. 0.98
02:15:03.000 You can look this shit up. 0.85
02:15:05.000 Now, It's no telling what they did to them in Rank of Tanks while they were in there. 0.99
02:15:11.000 But they were smart enough to get the fuck out. 0.93
02:15:13.000 So it's no... 0.86
02:15:14.000 Where did they go?
02:15:15.000 They were just out loose.
02:15:17.000 Did they catch them?
02:15:18.000 I think so.
02:15:19.000 Imagine if one got away.
02:15:20.000 Just hide now.
02:15:22.000 They don't even know what they came in contact with.
02:15:27.000 So it was a biomedical lab?
02:15:30.000 I didn't know they do experiments on chimpanzees.
02:15:34.000 I almost have a lot of sympathy towards any animal.
02:15:41.000 Brilliant baboons escape from Texas biolab using their captors' own barrels. 1.00
02:15:46.000 Yeah, baboons. 0.82
02:15:47.000 Using just a 55-gallon barrel, three baboons liberated themselves in the confines of the biomedical research facility this weekend for about half an hour before they were captured and returned to incarceration. 0.99
02:15:58.000 Incarceration's a fucked up word used for baboons. 0.98
02:16:00.000 They never did anything wrong. 1.00
02:16:03.000 That's fucked. 1.00
02:16:04.000 Baboons are freaky. 1.00
02:16:05.000 They're different than orangutans. 0.73
02:16:07.000 Baboons freak me out. 1.00
02:16:08.000 They use the barrels.
02:16:09.000 They got almost like a wolf mouth.
02:16:11.000 It's like a monkey with a wolf mouth.
02:16:14.000 But on Saturday, one baboon learned to put a barrel upright and use it to get to the top of the wall. 0.95
02:16:19.000 Then the three other baboons, monkey saw and monkey did.
02:16:24.000 And so they just hopped over and the four baboons scaled the wall, but one returned on its own volition. 0.98
02:16:30.000 That's a bitchless one. 1.00
02:16:31.000 He told on everybody, there's no other fuckers got out! 0.99
02:16:34.000 Remaining three were apprehended by members of the animal care and animal capture team, which wore protective suits and masks. 0.99
02:16:40.000 San Antonio news outlet KSAT reported that witnesses were concerned that the baboons were carrying infectious disease.
02:16:46.000 A news release from TBRI stated the baboons weren't infected.
02:16:50.000 What does that mean?
02:16:52.000 They weren't infected.
02:16:55.000 Infected with what?
02:16:56.000 What are you doing over there? 1.00
02:16:57.000 What the fuck are you doing over there? 1.00
02:17:00.000 You know? 1.00
02:17:01.000 That's the premise of the movie 28 Days Later.
02:17:05.000 Outbreaking.
02:17:07.000 And when the story happened, I said, man, y'all don't realize at the end of the world, that's the start of every zombie apocalypse movie I've never heard of. 0.96
02:17:20.000 Well, you know what's fucked up?
02:17:21.000 There is a real zombie virus that everyone is aware of. 0.96
02:17:26.000 It's called rabies.
02:17:27.000 Yes.
02:17:28.000 Rabies.
02:17:29.000 Rabies is a zombie virus for animals.
02:17:32.000 I mean, they're not dead, but they might as well be.
02:17:35.000 They're trying to get to you and bite you. 0.90
02:17:38.000 They're trying to literally, their brain is hijacked. 0.57
02:17:41.000 They're so aggressive, they're trying to bite you to infect you with the rabies.
02:17:44.000 So the rabies has convinced these animals The baboons hop a fence at the reefers. 1.00
02:17:50.000 Oh, so here's this guy chasing him.
02:17:52.000 They're running, chasing after the baboons.
02:17:53.000 Hey, bro, get back here. 1.00
02:17:55.000 What if that baboon just turned around and just fucked them up? 1.00
02:17:59.000 That dude does not look like he's wearing a suit. 1.00
02:18:01.000 He looks regular.
02:18:02.000 Yeah, those are just guys on the street.
02:18:03.000 These are just kids. 1.00
02:18:04.000 These kids are out of their fucking minds. 1.00
02:18:07.000 Bro, these kids are getting close. 1.00
02:18:09.000 Oh my god, these are just dorks. 0.96
02:18:11.000 Where is this? 0.97
02:18:12.000 It was in wherever it happened, outside of San Antonio.
02:18:14.000 Oh my god, that's Texas people.
02:18:16.000 Very close to here. 0.99
02:18:17.000 These wild dorks chasing after a baboon. 1.00
02:18:19.000 That thing will fuck you up. 1.00
02:18:23.000 Fuck you up. 1.00
02:18:24.000 These are clearly people who have never seen a possum. 1.00
02:18:27.000 Yeah, they used to see him in the zoo. 0.99
02:18:29.000 They used to see him in the fucking zoo. 0.99
02:18:31.000 A baboon is way vicious, but a possum... 1.00
02:18:36.000 Oh my goodness.
02:18:37.000 That ain't protection.
02:18:38.000 They're COVID masks on.
02:18:40.000 They're not even the good COVID masks on.
02:18:42.000 Those gloves. 0.98
02:18:43.000 Those gloves aren't gonna do jack shit. 0.96
02:18:45.000 What are you gonna do with those gloves? 0.99
02:18:47.000 What the fuck are you gonna do? 0.97
02:18:49.000 Unless that thing just is used to people handling it. 0.99
02:18:52.000 Good luck.
02:18:54.000 Good luck.
02:18:54.000 You can't even pick up a feral cat.
02:18:57.000 You ever try picking up a feral cat? 1.00
02:18:59.000 How the fuck do you think you can handle a 50-pound baboon, bitch? 1.00
02:19:07.000 That's way more than 50 pounds. 1.00
02:19:09.000 They about 80 pounds.
02:19:11.000 The big males?
02:19:12.000 How much is a normal baboon weigh? 0.99
02:19:16.000 I would say they're like 50, 60 pounds.
02:19:18.000 They look to me like a Belgian Malinois size.
02:19:21.000 My cane corso is a big dog.
02:19:23.000 That's a big dog, though.
02:19:25.000 What, you got a 120-pound dog?
02:19:27.000 140 pounds.
02:19:28.000 140 pounds.
02:19:29.000 I had a Mastiff that was that big.
02:19:31.000 A Regency Mastiff.
02:19:33.000 He was 140 pounds.
02:19:36.000 And Harry's lost like 7 pounds.
02:19:39.000 Okay.
02:19:39.000 88 pounds for a big one.
02:19:41.000 Wow.
02:19:42.000 Wow.
02:19:43.000 Oh my god.
02:19:44.000 What is this one?
02:19:46.000 Oh, it's a specific kind that gets that big.
02:19:49.000 They didn't say what kind those were.
02:19:51.000 There's a psychologist named Robert Sapolsky.
02:19:53.000 He's a psychologist, right?
02:19:55.000 Is that what his profession is?
02:19:55.000 Sure.
02:19:58.000 Who studied baboons. 0.98
02:20:00.000 And a fascinating thing happened with this troop of baboons. 1.00
02:20:03.000 They were dominated by the alpha males.
02:20:05.000 And the alpha males always got first access to the food.
02:20:10.000 Neuroendocrinology researcher and author.
02:20:13.000 Professor of biology, the alpha males always had access to the food first.
02:20:19.000 Well, they were getting food from a dumpster that this resort was using, and the alpha males had access to it first, and one of the dumpsters was filled with bad food, tainted food.
02:20:30.000 And these baboons ate it and died.
02:20:33.000 So the ones that ate it first were the ones who had access to it and they died and the alphas were all dead.
02:20:38.000 So when the alphas were all dead, in the absence of the alphas being dead, the betas never assumed an alpha position.
02:20:44.000 They just got along with each other.
02:20:47.000 And it lasted for like, I think quite a while.
02:20:51.000 It lasted for years, I believe, until probably they went back to their normal way of behaving. 0.98
02:20:56.000 But for a long fucking time, they behaved in a way where there was no brutish... 1.00
02:21:02.000 Because in those packs of baboons, they're fucking horrible to each other. 1.00
02:21:07.000 Maybe they didn't think... 0.99
02:21:08.000 They were waiting on him to come back, and he was like, hey, don't nobody do nothing, because you know they're going to come back and beat us.
02:21:15.000 Right.
02:21:16.000 Don't pretend you're the boss.
02:21:17.000 And then somebody came and said, I don't think they're coming back. 1.00
02:21:24.000 And then they started it with the bullshit. 1.00
02:21:26.000 Bitch, yeah, I see it. 1.00
02:21:29.000 Jamie, see if you can find that study. 1.00
02:21:32.000 Bitch, you can't eat first. 1.00
02:21:33.000 Did you find it? 1.00
02:21:34.000 Yeah.
02:21:35.000 So when the top-ranking males died off in the mid-1980s, aggression by the new top baboons dropped dramatically, with most aggression occurring between baboons of similar rank and little bit directed towards lower-status males and none at all directed at females. 0.79
02:21:50.000 Troop members also spent a large percentage of time grooming Sat closer together than in the past, and hormone samples indicated that the lowest-status males experience less stress than underlings and other baboon troops. 0.78
02:22:05.000 More interestingly, these effects persisted at least through the late 90s, so wow, it was more than 10 years, well after the original kinder males had died off.
02:22:15.000 Not only that, when the adolescent males who grew up and other troops joined the garbage dump troop They, too, engage in less aggressive behavior than in other baboon troops. 0.99
02:22:25.000 As Sapolsky put it, we don't understand the mechanism of transmission, but the jerky new guys are obviously learning.
02:22:32.000 We don't do things like that around here. 0.97
02:22:35.000 So, at least by baboon standards, the garbage-dump troop developed and enforced what I would call a no-asshole rule. 1.00
02:22:42.000 Isn't that amazing? 0.98
02:22:43.000 Oh, this is prison.
02:22:46.000 Oh.
02:22:47.000 Yeah.
02:22:48.000 Because you can come in.
02:22:49.000 I see what happened now.
02:22:51.000 The other guy was like, no.
02:22:53.000 You see what happened to them.
02:22:55.000 I'm going to end up in the dorms and stuff.
02:22:59.000 We're not going to go that route.
02:23:01.000 So that's basically what happened.
02:23:03.000 They saw, hey man, these other guys gone, they dead. 0.99
02:23:08.000 And then you see they say that the other guys who were less stressed, they was getting their ass whooped. 0.99
02:23:16.000 They were getting slapped around. 0.98
02:23:18.000 So when the kinder male was like, hey man, look, let's just have a peaceful situation.
02:23:23.000 We ain't got to do all that, man.
02:23:25.000 You can come talk to me.
02:23:27.000 I'm not slapping nobody.
02:23:30.000 When you on what we call a Cadillac tank, that's what a Cadillac tank is, where you come over there and everybody come and lay it down to you. 0.99
02:23:41.000 Look, man, we ain't with nothing that bullshit over here, man. 0.97
02:23:45.000 Whatever you're going to do, all that stealing, whatever you got moved over here, it's Cadillac over here. 0.98
02:23:50.000 They let you know. 0.99
02:23:53.000 You don't want none of that wild shit over here. 0.99
02:23:55.000 You don't want to lose your TV. You don't want to lose your coffee pot. 0.99
02:23:58.000 You don't want to be locked down. 1.00
02:24:00.000 You don't want to be none of that shit. 1.00
02:24:01.000 Hey, man, you need something, come tell somebody. 0.99
02:24:04.000 You ain't got to steal nothing.
02:24:07.000 It's a convict tank, basically, where people understand how to do their time.
02:24:13.000 You're going to do your time less stressful.
02:24:14.000 I don't think people would appreciate, like, the average person thinks about jail, they don't think of that.
02:24:20.000 I think they probably wouldn't, they probably wouldn't imagine that that would be the case, but that makes sense.
02:24:26.000 You know what's weird about jail?
02:24:28.000 I don't understand why jail is so brutal when you're not found guilty yet.
02:24:33.000 Right.
02:24:34.000 Because when I went to jail, I'm going to talk about it in the special, but When I went, my whole thought was how to get out.
02:24:43.000 You don't even eat for the first four days.
02:24:46.000 You don't eat nothing. 1.00
02:24:48.000 They be bringing food and you're like, no, y'all gonna have that shit. 0.99
02:24:51.000 Because you're thinking I'm getting out. 0.99
02:24:52.000 I'm not acclimating myself to prison food. 1.00
02:24:56.000 I'm not even eating none of this shit. 1.00
02:24:57.000 None of this jailed food. 0.99
02:24:58.000 And then after four days, you don't get out.
02:25:02.000 Then you're like, well, hey man, let me get my juice. 1.00
02:25:04.000 Y'all gonna have the rest of that shit. 0.99
02:25:07.000 Day number seven, now you're eating all your food because you're not getting out just yet. 1.00
02:25:14.000 But you're still going to court.
02:25:15.000 I wouldn't be thinking about doing nothing wild because I'm still trying to fight my case.
02:25:24.000 And I don't think...
02:25:25.000 Most people don't even think like that.
02:25:27.000 They get... 0.99
02:25:27.000 I don't know what they be thinking, but it be some wild shit on their brains, especially when they there for a long period of time. 0.99
02:25:36.000 Like, man, I've been in here a year fighting this murder case. 0.99
02:25:41.000 Okay, but are you guilty?
02:25:45.000 So why are you acting like you guilty? 0.96
02:25:46.000 You in here doing all the rest of this nonsense.
02:25:49.000 I think it's a stigma that comes along with prison. 0.66
02:26:03.000 We're good to go.
02:26:16.000 It's like you're in full-fledged.
02:26:18.000 Like, why am I even around anybody who could...
02:26:21.000 What you in here for?
02:26:22.000 Capital murder?
02:26:23.000 Why am I even in here with you and I'm in here on traffic tickets?
02:26:27.000 Like, we don't...
02:26:28.000 We're not supposed to run into each other. 1.00
02:26:32.000 Shit. 1.00
02:26:33.000 And it's just crazy. 1.00
02:26:34.000 Like, you're not even supposed to run into those people until you go to prison.
02:26:38.000 Because jail and prison is actually supposed to be different.
02:26:42.000 Now, I understand you don't want to be in either place, but I don't understand the animalistic behavior that jumps off as soon as you get locked up.
02:26:55.000 And it's only with a certain ethnic group.
02:26:57.000 Do you think they think they have to do it that way because they've been told that that's what it's like when you get in?
02:27:01.000 That's the stigma that comes in.
02:27:04.000 Even though I was somewhere that I knew that was bad, I didn't go into it with the, I'm finna be bad, too.
02:27:11.000 No, man, I'm already, if somebody try me, then I'm gonna defend myself.
02:27:16.000 But other than that, I'm not going in there trying to bother nobody.
02:27:20.000 But see, that's the whole thing.
02:27:22.000 I've never started a fight, though, too.
02:27:24.000 I had to remember that by myself.
02:27:25.000 I've never started a fight, even though I can fight.
02:27:28.000 And I can fight well.
02:27:30.000 I just never started one. 0.99
02:27:32.000 But if you start one with me, then you'll figure out like, oh shit, he can actually fight. 0.99
02:27:37.000 Yeah. 0.99
02:27:38.000 I just don't start him.
02:27:40.000 And I think most people that can fight don't start him.
02:27:44.000 Because it becomes, I'm not the same person.
02:27:48.000 Yeah.
02:27:49.000 In combat than I am as normal. 0.99
02:27:52.000 Like this shit is different with me. 0.99
02:27:54.000 And I'm locked in. 0.99
02:27:57.000 The scary thing is people who can fight, who like to fight, who do go looking for fights.
02:28:02.000 And those are real too.
02:28:04.000 Those are real too.
02:28:05.000 So just don't fight. 0.99
02:28:07.000 It's the dumbest thing to do. 0.97
02:28:08.000 Especially if you want to fight, learn how to fight, go to a gym. 0.99
02:28:12.000 You can get plenty of fighting in the gym.
02:28:14.000 You don't even have to have a fight.
02:28:16.000 Most sparring matches are basically fights.
02:28:18.000 Yes, and you...
02:28:20.000 I didn't tell you, but people know.
02:28:23.000 Did I tell you when I sparred with Todd Emanuel?
02:28:27.000 I don't know. 0.96
02:28:28.000 Man, Todd Emanuel beat the shit out of me. 1.00
02:28:30.000 And I was fucking with him. 1.00
02:28:31.000 I came in there fucking with him. 1.00
02:28:34.000 He had just fought Victor Ortiz or some shit like that. 1.00
02:28:36.000 And I just walked in fucking with him. 0.98
02:28:38.000 I just got in the ring with him like, what's up, Todd? 1.00
02:28:40.000 Shit. 1.00
02:28:41.000 He ain't here talking shit. 1.00
02:28:44.000 Todd took it to my ass, too. 1.00
02:28:48.000 He's like, but people know I can fight, but Todd was on one. 1.00
02:28:52.000 Todd took it to my ass. 1.00
02:28:53.000 And it was that first two body shots that I was just, and I was fucking with him. 1.00
02:28:59.000 And I was like, oh shit. 1.00
02:29:01.000 Yeah, there's good, and then there's professional good, right? 0.99
02:29:04.000 And then there's high-level professional good.
02:29:06.000 Yeah. 0.97
02:29:07.000 High-level professional good is fucking scary if it's boxing. 0.97
02:29:10.000 Yeah, like Gotti just found that out about Floyd. 1.00
02:29:13.000 Like, that shit is different. 0.99
02:29:14.000 Now, you can say a lot about Floyd, but once them gloves get on and you across from him, oh, that shit's different. 1.00
02:29:20.000 He's still very, very fast. 0.99
02:29:23.000 Very fast. 1.00
02:29:24.000 And that shit hurt. 1.00
02:29:25.000 Oh yeah. 1.00
02:29:26.000 All that shit hurt. 1.00
02:29:27.000 Oh yeah, of course. 1.00
02:29:27.000 Like even if he playing, that shit hurt. 1.00
02:29:29.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:29:29.000 I mean, he fought Logan Paul. 1.00
02:29:31.000 Logan Paul weighs 200 plus pounds. 0.98
02:29:33.000 And he turnt the shit out of Logan Paul's neck. 1.00
02:29:36.000 Crazy. 1.00
02:29:38.000 Like, wow! 0.57
02:29:39.000 And I think he held him up like, hey man.
02:29:41.000 Don't fall because you'll mess the money up.
02:29:43.000 I think he's just too big.
02:29:44.000 I think Logan was just too big.
02:29:45.000 If they were the same size, I think Floyd would have knocked him out.
02:29:48.000 But Logan was so big.
02:29:50.000 He was so much bigger than him.
02:29:52.000 But them shots, though.
02:29:53.000 It's so crazy to see a guy who is the best boxer of all time having a fight with this super-athletic, gigantic YouTube kid.
02:30:05.000 I mean, look at the size difference.
02:30:06.000 It's insane.
02:30:08.000 Yeah.
02:30:09.000 It's insane.
02:30:10.000 It was like when he wrestled. 0.99
02:30:12.000 Who the fuck else is there? 0.96
02:30:13.000 It's like when he wrestled with the big stuff. 0.98
02:30:18.000 Yeah.
02:30:18.000 Pro wrestling.
02:30:19.000 But at least that's theatrical, right?
02:30:21.000 This is an actual fight.
02:30:23.000 He turned his neck.
02:30:24.000 Yeah.
02:30:25.000 Even when he fought... 0.99
02:30:32.000 When he fought Canelo, Canelo's a big ass dude. 0.99
02:30:35.000 Yeah, Canelo's a big ass dude. 0.97
02:30:36.000 But he was very smart with that Canelo fight. 0.95
02:30:39.000 He made Canelo drop down to like 152. I think that's what the weight limit was.
02:30:44.000 Canelo, you know, he really had to drain himself to get down there.
02:30:46.000 And also, like...
02:30:48.000 You watch Canelo before Floyd and after Floyd, and you just go, oh, he learned.
02:30:54.000 His head movement is superb now.
02:30:57.000 Canelo gets in there.
02:30:59.000 There's fights of his where you see his head movement, and you're like, oh, my God.
02:31:03.000 I just saw his last fight with Canelo, and he big.
02:31:07.000 Yeah, he's a big fella.
02:31:08.000 Well, you know, he's doing 175 now when he knocked out Kovalev.
02:31:12.000 Yeah, so he got real small for that fight.
02:31:15.000 You know, Floyd is smart, man.
02:31:17.000 Like, same with Manny Pacquiao.
02:31:18.000 He waited and waited and waited and waited and waited until after Marquez knocked out Manny.
02:31:24.000 And he's like, okay.
02:31:25.000 We can fight now.
02:31:26.000 I think that was mostly promoters.
02:31:28.000 These promoters just be...
02:31:29.000 They're brutal.
02:31:30.000 They just...
02:31:31.000 And then everybody blamed the fight.
02:31:33.000 Oh, you didn't want to fight it!
02:31:35.000 No! 1.00
02:31:35.000 They couldn't get the shit together. 1.00
02:31:37.000 Bro. 1.00
02:31:37.000 The most disappointing one to me is Tyson Fury and Usyk. 1.00
02:31:40.000 I was really looking forward to that fight.
02:31:42.000 That was an interesting one to me because Tyson Fury is the biggest in the division.
02:31:47.000 He's got insane skills. 0.98
02:31:49.000 He's fucking huge. 1.00
02:31:50.000 He's six foot nine. 0.99
02:31:52.000 He's arguably one of the greatest heavyweight boxers ever.
02:31:55.000 And Usyk is this phenom of technique and footwork and movement. 0.97
02:32:00.000 But how is he gonna fuck with that six-foot-nine guy? 0.99
02:32:02.000 How is he gonna fuck with that jab? 0.99
02:32:04.000 Can you even get close to him? 1.00
02:32:06.000 He's so much bigger than him.
02:32:08.000 It's a fascinating fight. 0.99
02:32:10.000 And they fucked up. 0.99
02:32:10.000 Even gave him 70-30. 0.99
02:32:13.000 Tyson said he wanted 70-30, which, you know, makes kind of sense.
02:32:17.000 He's the big star.
02:32:20.000 Usyk even said yes, and they still couldn't get the deal done.
02:32:22.000 Still couldn't get it done. 0.99
02:32:23.000 I don't know what the fuck happened. 0.96
02:32:24.000 I know this Crawford and Earl Spence is gonna be... 0.99
02:32:27.000 Thank God they got that done now.
02:32:29.000 Because I was worried that they were gonna wait until Terrence was older.
02:32:34.000 You know?
02:32:34.000 Because it's like, if it happens two years from now, what is he, 36 now?
02:32:38.000 Yeah.
02:32:39.000 Yeah. 0.99
02:32:40.000 That's a fucking good fight. 0.99
02:32:43.000 Regis... 1.00
02:32:43.000 Regis... 1.00
02:32:44.000 Rugaloo! 0.99
02:32:46.000 It's coming up.
02:32:48.000 Terrence Crawford is the slickest switch hitter since Marvin Hagler.
02:32:51.000 Yeah.
02:32:52.000 This is going to be a problem.
02:32:54.000 This is a hell of a fight.
02:32:55.000 28-0 versus 39-0.
02:32:58.000 That is wild.
02:32:59.000 And I think that...
02:33:01.000 What you predicting in this fight...
02:33:04.000 I would never predict a fight like this.
02:33:07.000 Because a fight like this, to me, is a let's see.
02:33:10.000 Let's see.
02:33:11.000 Yeah, it's definitely a let's see.
02:33:13.000 It's a let's see.
02:33:14.000 Because they're both at the top of the top in boxing today.
02:33:18.000 The pinnacle.
02:33:19.000 Both of them.
02:33:20.000 Both of them have their strengths.
02:33:22.000 This is one of them let's see.
02:33:24.000 I didn't think Tank and Ryan was just going to be this electric fight.
02:33:28.000 I just didn't.
02:33:29.000 I just thought Tank was just too much.
02:33:32.000 Yeah, I thought it was going to be too much too.
02:33:33.000 It's just he has too many tools and his style is so weird.
02:33:37.000 His style is so weird.
02:33:39.000 He's so conservative in the beginning.
02:33:40.000 He's not throwing hardly any punches. 0.99
02:33:42.000 But the fucking threat of danger always looms. 0.99
02:33:46.000 It's terrifying. 1.00
02:33:47.000 That's the problem with him.
02:33:50.000 It's like, you could be doing all that.
02:33:52.000 He just, you like... 1.00
02:33:53.000 And he's like, oh my God, if he hit me with any of this shit. 0.99
02:33:57.000 Like, you still throwing very attentively. 1.00
02:33:59.000 Like, hey, if I throw this jab at it, I need to get this shit right back. 1.00
02:34:04.000 Like, I need this shit. 1.00
02:34:07.000 Do you understand how fast I need to get this jab back to my goddamn face? 1.00
02:34:10.000 I need this. 0.99
02:34:11.000 And people won't even throw it all the way out there because they need to get, like, I can't give, because he's already up under you.
02:34:20.000 Yeah.
02:34:20.000 And that's the problem.
02:34:21.000 That you see that he's up under you. 1.00
02:34:23.000 You're like, oh shit. 1.00
02:34:25.000 If I throw any goddamn thing, he gonna turn and he gonna blow my shit up. 1.00
02:34:32.000 And he's coming straight from the floor with crazy speed. 1.00
02:34:39.000 It's like Tyson. 0.99
02:34:43.000 People don't realize this shit is like a small Tyson. 0.99
02:34:47.000 Because Tyson was so leveled up under him. 0.99
02:34:50.000 As soon as you throw anything out there, if I throw my jab out there, I gotta have my knees bent. 1.00
02:34:57.000 I need my elbow to guard my goddamn bread basket, my liver, my kidney, all this shit. 1.00
02:35:04.000 Because it's just bad. 1.00
02:35:06.000 It's bad news.
02:35:07.000 It's just bad news.
02:35:08.000 Terrifying.
02:35:09.000 The consequences of any mistake are so big.
02:35:11.000 The consequences.
02:35:13.000 Pull up a Gervonta Davis highlight.
02:35:16.000 Let's watch some highlights.
02:35:17.000 KO highlights. 0.99
02:35:18.000 As soon as you open any of that shit up, he is... 0.98
02:35:22.000 How many fights does he even have that have gone to decision? 0.99
02:35:25.000 Oh, man.
02:35:26.000 It's only a couple.
02:35:27.000 Yeah.
02:35:28.000 It's one when he broke his hand.
02:35:30.000 It was one fight where he won a decision when he broke his hand.
02:35:33.000 That might be the only one that went to a decision. 0.99
02:35:35.000 Damn, Shane. 0.98
02:35:36.000 The only guy who I think has a higher knockout ratio that's a champion is Artur Betterbeev. 0.99
02:35:45.000 That's the light heavyweight guy.
02:35:47.000 Count two.
02:35:47.000 So he's got one in 2014. Uh-huh.
02:35:50.000 And then one, yeah, up here.
02:35:53.000 Isaac Cruz.
02:35:54.000 27 and 0. And all of them except two are by knockout.
02:36:01.000 Or excuse me, 29 and 0. And all of them except two are by knockout.
02:36:05.000 27 knockouts.
02:36:08.000 Look at that!
02:36:09.000 Look at that!
02:36:10.000 Jesus! 1.00
02:36:12.000 That shit! 1.00
02:36:12.000 Oh my god! 1.00
02:36:13.000 And it's skillful too! 1.00
02:36:15.000 Right up under your shit! 1.00
02:36:16.000 That fucking uppercut is so nasty! 1.00
02:36:19.000 I'm right here and as soon as you throw something out there that I think is, okay, uh-huh, you finna go. 1.00
02:36:27.000 Oh, look at that right hook, man.
02:36:29.000 Right on the tempo.
02:36:30.000 It's just, he hits people different.
02:36:33.000 Watch it, don't! 0.97
02:36:33.000 Boom! 0.97
02:36:34.000 Right over.
02:36:35.000 Oh my god.
02:36:36.000 The speed and the accuracy.
02:36:37.000 It's the power and it's also the technique.
02:36:41.000 It's like everything is there.
02:36:42.000 It's not like he's just a slugger.
02:36:44.000 He's a scientist.
02:36:46.000 He's like dissecting in there.
02:36:50.000 He's downloading data and then applying it and moving on you in a way you never had anybody move on you before.
02:36:57.000 Well, you can't breathe.
02:36:58.000 Look at that body shot.
02:36:58.000 Oh, my God.
02:37:00.000 He will not let you breathe.
02:37:02.000 What's that?
02:37:03.000 You throw yours and I'm going to throw mine. 0.89
02:37:05.000 I'm already up under you.
02:37:09.000 And when you look at him, I mean, he looks super athletic and fit, but it doesn't look any different than a normal super athletic fit guy.
02:37:18.000 You know what I'm saying?
02:37:19.000 Very doable.
02:37:21.000 Yeah, it's not like some weirdness about his body that you see.
02:37:26.000 If you see like Yoel Romero, he's so ridiculously huge.
02:37:30.000 When he knocks people out, it kind of makes sense. 0.99
02:37:33.000 But Gervonta looks like a regular guy, but he hits like a fucking Mack truck. 0.99
02:37:37.000 The rolly fight, look at this one. 1.00
02:37:39.000 Boom! 0.99
02:37:41.000 I mean, look at that left hand.
02:37:43.000 Play that again.
02:37:44.000 Because that was crazy.
02:37:46.000 Boom! 0.99
02:37:47.000 I mean, it's picture perfect.
02:37:51.000 He's coming in and he catches him coming in with a perfect left hand.
02:37:55.000 Look at this.
02:37:56.000 Boom! 0.99
02:37:57.000 You don't even...
02:37:58.000 I mean, some dudes from a shot like that, they're never the same guy.
02:38:03.000 He ain't the same.
02:38:05.000 Yeah.
02:38:07.000 That shoe is leaning.
02:38:10.000 Boom! 0.99
02:38:11.000 I mean...
02:38:13.000 Incredible.
02:38:14.000 Look at this shot.
02:38:15.000 Yeah, he's so dangerous, man.
02:38:17.000 He's so dangerous.
02:38:18.000 It's like that body shot is what set all that up.
02:38:22.000 Because he is...
02:38:24.000 What's the guy that went to his corner is like, man, I can't see.
02:38:29.000 The guy before Ryan, the guy went to his corner after the round is like, I can't see.
02:38:37.000 I don't know which guy it was.
02:38:39.000 I don't think it's him.
02:38:40.000 But either way, I mean, this is how hard this kid hits.
02:38:44.000 It's insane.
02:38:46.000 He's in some crazy situation where the judge sent him to jail because he was under house arrest, but they put him in house arrest in a house, and it was too small for his security detail, his family, and his kids, and so he got a suite at the Four Seasons.
02:39:01.000 And his house got robbed, apparently.
02:39:03.000 And his house got robbed while he was in prison.
02:39:08.000 That's insane.
02:39:09.000 Insane. 0.99
02:39:10.000 He's so fucking talented. 0.97
02:39:11.000 There's so many fights for him now. 0.97
02:39:13.000 After the Devin Haney-Lomachenko fight and Shakur Stevenson, that division is just stacked.
02:39:20.000 What you think about that Lomachenko fight?
02:39:22.000 I didn't agree with it.
02:39:23.000 It's close, though.
02:39:25.000 If you go back and watch it, it's a close fight.
02:39:27.000 But I think Lomachenko edged him.
02:39:29.000 I think Lomachenko should have got the decision.
02:39:31.000 He was pushing it.
02:39:32.000 He definitely had more significant moments.
02:39:35.000 But Haney did land some very good body shots.
02:39:38.000 And showed his heart.
02:39:39.000 Because he got pushed further than anybody's ever pushed him before.
02:39:43.000 Look at what he did to Kambosis two fights in a row.
02:39:45.000 He boxed Kambosis' face off. 1.00
02:39:48.000 I had to go back.
02:39:49.000 Yeah, this guy.
02:39:50.000 Hector Luis Garcia.
02:39:51.000 That guy.
02:39:52.000 Yeah, he's like, I can't see.
02:39:54.000 He goes, I didn't know where I was.
02:39:55.000 That's how hard he is.
02:39:57.000 It's crazy.
02:39:58.000 I had to go back and...
02:40:00.000 I ain't in a little Machinko fight to go to the... 0.60
02:40:02.000 I started watching in five, in the fifth.
02:40:07.000 So I had to go back and see what type of damage did he do in the first four.
02:40:14.000 And I say, well, I guess they just go on these body shots.
02:40:18.000 Because Loma Chico, from round seven to the end, I thought that he was winning this fight.
02:40:27.000 Yeah, I thought he was winning too.
02:40:28.000 When I watched it without the sound, I thought that he clearly 8, 9, and 10...
02:40:37.000 Well, clear Lomachenko rounds for me, 8, 9, and 10. And then 11 and 12 was a toss-up because of the vicious body shots.
02:40:51.000 What are those body shots worth?
02:40:53.000 If you look at, like, a Gervonta Davis body shot knockout blow, it's obviously worth a lot.
02:40:59.000 But people tend to think that hitting someone in the face generally scores more than hitting someone in the body.
02:41:05.000 I don't know if that's fair.
02:41:07.000 It was a very, very good fight.
02:41:09.000 It was a good fight.
02:41:10.000 The problem with a fight like that is when a decision comes and most people don't agree with it, it kind of like taints the effort.
02:41:17.000 You know, it's like everybody looks at Haney like he did something wrong and he fought an amazing fight against a guy who's a ghost.
02:41:25.000 Lomachenko's a ghost.
02:41:26.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:41:27.000 I mean, what he does in there is wild shit, man. 0.99
02:41:29.000 And he's a hard-hitting, and he pushed the fight. 0.99
02:41:33.000 He pushed the fight. 0.98
02:41:35.000 Yeah, he definitely pushed the fight, and he definitely did some wild shit, but he definitely got hit with some hard body shots. 0.95
02:41:40.000 It was a good fight, a very, very good fight. 0.51
02:41:43.000 I think the fact that he was trying to absorb the body shots with coming off his feet.
02:41:49.000 Yeah.
02:41:50.000 And it just don't look good.
02:41:52.000 It looked like somebody knocking you off your feet.
02:41:54.000 Right.
02:41:54.000 Instead of...
02:41:56.000 You're jumping with it. 0.99
02:41:58.000 Yeah, you're jumping with it, trying to take the impact off, and the shit's still hitting you. 0.99
02:42:02.000 And if he would have stayed down, I think it wouldn't have looked this bad, but shit, if you would have stayed down, would you have went down? 0.99
02:42:09.000 Right. 0.99
02:42:10.000 He's doing the right thing.
02:42:11.000 You gotta go with those shots.
02:42:13.000 Especially with Devin Haney.
02:42:15.000 Devin Haney's a big lightweight.
02:42:16.000 He's big.
02:42:17.000 He's big and he hits very hard and he's so skillful.
02:42:20.000 His jab is top notch.
02:42:21.000 In the Combosus fight, I was...
02:42:23.000 Combosus is good, man.
02:42:25.000 What he did to Teofimo when he dropped him in the first round, I was like, woo!
02:42:28.000 He's fast!
02:42:29.000 Haney jab.
02:42:31.000 Just crazy.
02:42:32.000 It looked crazy, but he also technically looked so good.
02:42:37.000 Everything he did was so good.
02:42:39.000 He's so well-schooled.
02:42:42.000 Yes, that was good.
02:42:45.000 That Loma Chico, I just want to see them fight more. 0.99
02:42:50.000 But I think Crawford is going to pull it out.
02:42:55.000 Well, it's going to be interesting to see.
02:42:58.000 You know, I would never... 0.99
02:43:00.000 To me, that is, who the fuck knows? 0.98
02:43:04.000 I'm excited to see it. 0.99
02:43:05.000 Errol Spence is a bad man.
02:43:07.000 He's a bad man. 0.98
02:43:07.000 Yeah, he's a bad man. 0.98
02:43:08.000 He hits hard.
02:43:09.000 I think he's underrated by a lot of people for some reason.
02:43:12.000 But that's another level.
02:43:15.000 But this is the highest level both of them have experienced, I think.
02:43:19.000 Like, who, I mean, who do you think out of people that Bud has beaten?
02:43:23.000 He's beaten, everybody's fought.
02:43:24.000 But who do you think is on the level of Errol?
02:43:29.000 Arguably, this is the best fighter he's faced.
02:43:32.000 Yeah, I think this is the best fighter he's faced.
02:43:33.000 I think this is the best fighter he's faced.
02:43:34.000 And this is no disrespect to any of the other fighters he's faced.
02:43:36.000 Yeah, no disrespect to them.
02:43:37.000 But I think right now Earl is like, he's in that stage, that Sugar Ray Leonard in his prime stage.
02:43:42.000 You know, there's a stage where a fighter is so elite that you're like, I can't wait to see what happens when he fights Roberto Duran.
02:43:48.000 I can't wait.
02:43:49.000 You know, there's this level where you're like, how good is he?
02:43:54.000 I just saw Sugar Ray and his benefit for diabetes and Sugar Ray looks fit right now.
02:44:01.000 He works out on Instagram.
02:44:03.000 Sugar Ray looks like he ready right now.
02:44:06.000 You can see his workouts.
02:44:07.000 He puts workouts up on Instagram.
02:44:09.000 And you know, when you run into a fighter and you don't realize how small they are in certain fighters and then other ones you don't realize how big they are.
02:44:19.000 I ran into Sugar Shane Mosley at the same benefit, and he's smaller than me, but he's rocked up, like, up under his sweater with so many knots.
02:44:31.000 It's like a pillowcase full of shoes.
02:44:34.000 It's like all these rocks.
02:44:36.000 I'm like, hey, man, Sugar Shane, you good?
02:44:37.000 What's up, brother?
02:44:38.000 You good?
02:44:39.000 I'm like...
02:44:39.000 Good lord.
02:44:41.000 You strong, man.
02:44:42.000 Like, why?
02:44:43.000 Right now.
02:44:44.000 And then Benoit Hopkins was there in a suit, real tailored.
02:44:47.000 I was like, hey champ, how you doing?
02:44:49.000 Hands was just stone.
02:44:50.000 Y'all, I'm good, brother.
02:44:51.000 But talking soft.
02:44:52.000 Just, hey brother, you good?
02:44:54.000 But Sugar Ray, man.
02:44:56.000 Sugar Ray.
02:44:57.000 It's Sugar Ray.
02:44:58.000 Still working out.
02:44:59.000 And he's...
02:45:00.000 Look at him.
02:45:02.000 All that hurt.
02:45:04.000 It's like at Midtown.
02:45:07.000 At Main Street Boxing Gym, right?
02:45:09.000 It's this man.
02:45:09.000 He is 79. And he comes there every day.
02:45:15.000 He cleans up in the gym.
02:45:18.000 And try it.
02:45:20.000 Try it.
02:45:21.000 Think that you're going to get a win off of him.
02:45:23.000 Hey man, let's box around.
02:45:25.000 This is going to be the worst day of your whole entire life.
02:45:29.000 He's 79?
02:45:30.000 I don't know who he used to fight.
02:45:33.000 As soon as that bell go off, it is a problem.
02:45:39.000 Like, hey man, you know I just, me and you just talked like we friends. 1.00
02:45:44.000 Like, this shit is bad. 1.00
02:45:47.000 Really? 1.00
02:45:48.000 Yes!
02:45:49.000 Wow.
02:45:49.000 And it's, man, it is a melee.
02:45:52.000 Did you see George Foreman hitting the heavy bag at 74?
02:45:55.000 Oh my God.
02:45:56.000 Did you see that?
02:45:57.000 Yes, I saw it on the internet.
02:46:00.000 Find out.
02:46:01.000 It is insane.
02:46:02.000 Insane.
02:46:03.000 Do that!
02:46:04.000 Do that!
02:46:04.000 Do that!
02:46:05.000 Insane!
02:46:07.000 And then Mike Tyson working out.
02:46:09.000 Yeah, oh my god.
02:46:10.000 Oh, it's like, man, does his trainer, does it not look like he's killing him?
02:46:15.000 Yes.
02:46:15.000 Well, his trainer is Rafael Cordero.
02:46:18.000 He's a legendary MMA trainer.
02:46:19.000 He runs Kings MMA in California.
02:46:21.000 Ooh! 0.96
02:46:22.000 Yeah, Rafael Cordero is the man.
02:46:24.000 It's like them blows are coming so close.
02:46:26.000 Yeah, and he's wearing a bodysuit and eating those body shots. 1.00
02:46:30.000 Fuck that. 0.99
02:46:32.000 And then also you got that just knowing Mike Tyson has boxing gloves and he's in front of you and somehow or another you're in a fucking ring with him and he's moving towards you like, what does that feel like? 1.00
02:46:43.000 But check this out. 0.92
02:46:44.000 Look at George.
02:46:45.000 And that's the big one.
02:46:46.000 Yeah, give me some volume on this because we got to hear this.
02:46:48.000 You still got that power?
02:46:50.000 Yes.
02:46:53.000 What?
02:46:54.000 What happened to the volume?
02:46:55.000 I don't know.
02:46:56.000 Oh, we gotta hear it.
02:46:57.000 Oh, you gotta hear it.
02:46:58.000 Oh, this doesn't mean anything.
02:46:59.000 Let's fix that.
02:47:01.000 Let's fix it.
02:47:01.000 Whatever it is.
02:47:02.000 And that's that.
02:47:03.000 I'm quite sure you have been on the biggest bag in the gym. 0.72
02:47:07.000 Yeah, that's a big-ass bag. 1.00
02:47:09.000 And that shit don't move. 1.00
02:47:10.000 Like, you... 1.00
02:47:11.000 And the bag not moving.
02:47:13.000 Jamie, what's going on?
02:47:14.000 I have no idea.
02:47:16.000 No, it's not even getting to my computer.
02:47:19.000 I'm trying to figure out why.
02:47:20.000 But it did before.
02:47:23.000 Oh, so there's something wrong with the connection to the computer.
02:47:27.000 Here it is.
02:47:28.000 Okay, back it up.
02:47:30.000 Back it up so we can see it again.
02:47:33.000 Here it is.
02:47:41.000 Sounds acted out. 0.97
02:47:48.000 What the heck? 0.97
02:47:49.000 Come on. 0.94
02:47:52.000 Bro.
02:47:54.000 Look at this.
02:47:55.000 Look at this laugh.
02:48:02.000 Dude, and that's one of the things that George Foreman used to practice.
02:48:05.000 Go to young George Foreman hitting the heavy bag.
02:48:09.000 George Foreman, like, he would hit the heavy bag different than a lot of people would.
02:48:13.000 One of the things that he would do is he would always just practice walloping the heavy bag.
02:48:18.000 Just stand in front of it, full blast, winging punches.
02:48:22.000 Not like setting things up, moving around.
02:48:25.000 No setup.
02:48:25.000 No, no, no.
02:48:27.000 All right, we're back.
02:48:29.000 See if you can find young George Foreman hitting the heavy bag.
02:48:33.000 Why did he have his face on that bag?
02:48:36.000 George coming around.
02:48:37.000 The other dude?
02:48:38.000 Because he's never had George Foreman hit the heavy bag with him before.
02:48:41.000 That's crazy.
02:48:42.000 It's hard to hold the heavy bag without doing that, though.
02:48:46.000 Yeah, here it is.
02:48:47.000 Look at this.
02:48:51.000 So he did a lot of this.
02:48:55.000 The volume's dead again?
02:48:56.000 Here it goes.
02:48:57.000 I got it now.
02:49:00.000 Look at this.
02:49:04.000 But who hits the heavy bag like this?
02:49:06.000 He's just winging punches.
02:49:10.000 He got a hand out the way.
02:49:12.000 Yeah.
02:49:14.000 Look at the dents.
02:49:16.000 No one ever hit it the way Foreman did.
02:49:20.000 Yeah, I mean, even the way he does it, he's just throwing power shot after power shot.
02:49:26.000 And that's just to break you.
02:49:29.000 Yeah, I mean, and not even really bending that much at the knees.
02:49:34.000 That's what's crazy.
02:49:35.000 The kind of power this dude had.
02:49:43.000 Look at this.
02:49:44.000 I mean, this is ferocious.
02:49:47.000 Ferocious.
02:49:47.000 When he gets his legs into it, my God.
02:49:51.000 This thing, Ali was taking it.
02:49:53.000 Took it all.
02:49:54.000 Took it all and dodged him.
02:49:56.000 I want you to pull up George Foreman knocks out Joe Frazier.
02:50:00.000 Ooh, it was crazy.
02:50:02.000 I thought Frazier was going to die.
02:50:04.000 He knocked him off his feet.
02:50:06.000 That was a crazy one.
02:50:07.000 Because that was when Joe Frazier had just beaten Muhammad Ali.
02:50:11.000 Yep.
02:50:11.000 And then you see what Foreman does to Frazier, and everybody thought that Foreman was going to crush Ali, and they were scared.
02:50:18.000 Because it was like, this is a real...
02:50:20.000 It's like this is the first super heavyweight or something.
02:50:23.000 Yeah.
02:50:23.000 So this is the second round.
02:50:26.000 So this is when he's already hurt, I believe.
02:50:28.000 I don't remember how many rounds it was.
02:50:30.000 Oh, they're trying to replay this.
02:50:32.000 So this was like he had hurt him the round before.
02:50:35.000 Yeah, here it is.
02:50:36.000 It was just crazy.
02:50:38.000 The power!
02:50:40.000 Even the way he's boxing, he boxes the way he hit the bag.
02:50:43.000 Look.
02:50:44.000 It's just the power is so extraordinary that if he catches you at all, he thumps you with that jab and then just swings at you.
02:50:54.000 And he hits you.
02:50:55.000 Oh, look at that uppercut. 1.00
02:50:56.000 Oh my God.
02:50:59.000 Look at that right hand.
02:51:00.000 Oh my God.
02:51:03.000 Oh my God.
02:51:04.000 Look at that uppercut. 0.97
02:51:05.000 Oh my God.
02:51:07.000 Oh my god!
02:51:09.000 Oh my god!
02:51:12.000 So the round ends.
02:51:23.000 So he gets up and he goes back to his corner.
02:51:32.000 Now, this is what's amazing that they didn't stop this fight.
02:51:35.000 They didn't.
02:51:36.000 That's amazing that his corner didn't say, that's it.
02:51:38.000 That's it, champ.
02:51:39.000 That's it, champ.
02:51:41.000 Because he's a warrior and you can't let him go after it.
02:51:43.000 But this is a different time, too.
02:51:44.000 This is a different time, too.
02:51:45.000 I think today they would have stopped the fight.
02:51:47.000 Yeah, they probably would have stopped this.
02:51:48.000 I think today they would have stopped the fight.
02:51:49.000 Especially knowing this type of power that's coming.
02:51:52.000 So this is afterwards.
02:51:55.000 What's going on?
02:51:56.000 What's he warning you about?
02:51:58.000 Oh, my God.
02:52:01.000 Oh my god, it's power.
02:52:05.000 Here it is.
02:52:06.000 Boom! 0.99
02:52:08.000 And see, the problem is, you can't even block that with your gloves.
02:52:14.000 No, it doesn't help.
02:52:15.000 It's too much power.
02:52:16.000 It's so much power.
02:52:18.000 And it's skillful, too.
02:52:20.000 It's like he wings those to the body, but he's also skillful with the jab.
02:52:23.000 Oh, look at that left.
02:52:24.000 Oh my god.
02:52:26.000 Frazier couldn't even throw his.
02:52:28.000 For the fifth time he's down.
02:52:30.000 This is crazy, this fight.
02:52:33.000 And he's still...
02:52:34.000 Boom, boom, boom.
02:52:41.000 I mean, what a warrior Joe Frazier was.
02:52:43.000 He gone, too.
02:52:45.000 Oh, for sure, but he's still in there.
02:52:47.000 Oh, look at that.
02:52:49.000 Three times.
02:52:50.000 Three times.
02:52:51.000 The fight is stopped.
02:52:55.000 Oh my god, it's not stopped.
02:53:00.000 Okay, they're stopping the fight. 0.77
02:53:05.000 Crazy.
02:53:05.000 It was crazy.
02:53:07.000 And Ali's sitting on the couch like, and he goes, my shot!
02:53:13.000 This is who I want to fight! 0.89
02:53:15.000 Do you know that Hunter S. Thompson flew to Africa to watch that fight and was so scared that Ali was going to get killed, and so he didn't want to see Ali get the fuck beaten out of him, so he stayed in his hotel.
02:53:28.000 He stayed in his hotel and he got drunk and he floated around in the pool, on a pool floatie.
02:53:33.000 And then afterwards he found out that Ali won.
02:53:35.000 So they'd flown him to Africa to write, to report.
02:53:40.000 Rolling Stone flew him there.
02:53:42.000 That's crazy.
02:53:42.000 He just completely failed.
02:53:43.000 Didn't go there at all.
02:53:45.000 He's like, no, I'm not.
02:53:46.000 He put on a Nixon mask and he was floating around on a pool.
02:53:50.000 There's like video of him doing it.
02:53:52.000 Because I don't want to see his hero get killed.
02:53:55.000 Everybody thought he was going to get killed.
02:53:57.000 Everybody saw that fight and they thought he was going to get killed.
02:54:00.000 They said, there's no way.
02:54:01.000 How is he going to beat him?
02:54:03.000 Oh, here we go.
02:54:04.000 But, I mean, the video's over.
02:54:06.000 Yeah, but it's cool.
02:54:07.000 But, my God, man.
02:54:10.000 That era.
02:54:11.000 That era of boxing.
02:54:13.000 The Hagler is still Hagler and Tommy Hitman Hearns.
02:54:17.000 It's like they hated.
02:54:19.000 It's like whatever went on between them.
02:54:21.000 Like, hey man, I'm not coming to box you.
02:54:24.000 I am coming to a fight with gloves on.
02:54:27.000 This is the only thing.
02:54:29.000 It's like you thought that Hagler was out of there.
02:54:32.000 And Hagler's like, nope.
02:54:33.000 Nope. 1.00
02:54:34.000 I'm going to kill him. 1.00
02:54:36.000 Do you understand? 1.00
02:54:36.000 Like, I don't care about being down. 1.00
02:54:38.000 Yeah.
02:54:39.000 He didn't get knocked down.
02:54:41.000 He was, like I'm saying, behind in the fight.
02:54:44.000 He was like, I'm not concerned about none of that.
02:54:47.000 Hey man, second round, we gonna see about it.
02:54:52.000 That first round was crazy.
02:54:54.000 Crazy.
02:54:55.000 Crazy. 0.88
02:54:55.000 And Hearns broke his hand in the first round. 0.88
02:54:58.000 Crazy.
02:54:59.000 And Hearns cracked him a few times. 0.85
02:55:01.000 That's what I'm saying.
02:55:02.000 But Hagler had a legendary chin.
02:55:05.000 A legendary chin.
02:55:07.000 And that's why he hated how Ali beat him.
02:55:10.000 I mean, how Sugar Ray beat him with the pitty pat shots. 0.99
02:55:14.000 It's like, you can see him looking at him like, what the fuck are you doing with this pitty pat shit in the last 10 seconds? 1.00
02:55:20.000 Like, yo man, what the fuck is he doing? 1.00
02:55:24.000 Why does he keep massaging my arms? 0.99
02:55:26.000 Like, it was terrible.
02:55:28.000 That wasn't the best, but I do respect the fact that he left.
02:55:32.000 He's like, that's it.
02:55:33.000 I'm gonna go to Italy and be a movie star.
02:55:35.000 I'm done.
02:55:36.000 I'm done.
02:55:36.000 I'm done, yeah.
02:55:37.000 There's only a few guys that have ever just said, that's it, and never came back.
02:55:41.000 Did you see anybody better than Peniel Whitaker?
02:55:44.000 No.
02:55:44.000 No.
02:55:45.000 Never.
02:55:46.000 No, not defensively. 1.00
02:55:47.000 He was a fucking genius. 1.00
02:55:49.000 He was a genius. 1.00
02:55:50.000 He got robbed against Chavez.
02:55:52.000 Yeah, he did. 0.99
02:55:52.000 Damn sure. 0.99
02:55:53.000 If I did a movie, like, I know a movie that I want to do about me coaching girls in Summer League, but if I did a movie, I would want to play... 0.95
02:56:02.000 Penel Whitaker.
02:56:03.000 Oh my god.
02:56:04.000 Sweet Pea is like, that's one of the most phenomenal boxers.
02:56:08.000 He was so creative.
02:56:10.000 Oh man.
02:56:10.000 He was so slick in there.
02:56:11.000 Like his movement was so like, see if you find a Penel Whitaker highlight.
02:56:15.000 He was a bummer man when he died. 1.00
02:56:18.000 His footwork was phenomenal.
02:56:20.000 Yeah, he was a part of that crew that was like Meldrick Taylor, Mark Breland.
02:56:25.000 Remember those guys?
02:56:26.000 Yeah.
02:56:26.000 Dude.
02:56:27.000 But he was just so slick.
02:56:31.000 Just so hard to hit.
02:56:32.000 Oh, this is him and Chavez.
02:56:36.000 Oh, the highlights are part of it.
02:56:37.000 Look at that.
02:56:38.000 I mean, come on, man.
02:56:40.000 I know.
02:56:41.000 That was a real bummer, man.
02:56:42.000 That decision.
02:56:43.000 Most people disagreed with that decision.
02:56:45.000 He was so slick.
02:56:48.000 And hit so hard.
02:56:49.000 Oh, so accurate, too.
02:56:52.000 Oh, look at that.
02:56:53.000 Oh, my goodness.
02:56:56.000 He was amazing.
02:56:57.000 Yeah, he was an amazing boxer.
02:56:59.000 That whole era...
02:57:00.000 Yeah, that was a lot of great fighters.
02:57:02.000 Look at this.
02:57:03.000 Look at this.
02:57:05.000 Look at that.
02:57:07.000 That's amazing.
02:57:08.000 Look how slick that is.
02:57:10.000 I mean, come on, man. 0.98
02:57:13.000 Who fucking moves better than that guy? 0.99
02:57:15.000 Look at that. 1.00
02:57:15.000 That's insane. 1.00
02:57:17.000 You get nothing.
02:57:18.000 And it's Oscar De La Hoya.
02:57:21.000 I mean, it's not a regular dude. 0.99
02:57:22.000 It's the fucking golden boy. 0.99
02:57:25.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:57:28.000 Look at this.
02:57:30.000 Insane!
02:57:31.000 Insane! 0.99
02:57:32.000 He literally dropped down to his butt. 0.99
02:57:35.000 I mean, he's so slick. 0.98
02:57:38.000 Like nobody else, man.
02:57:39.000 Look at this.
02:57:41.000 Rolling with shots.
02:57:43.000 It's like as the shots are coming at him, I mean, amazing.
02:57:46.000 Slip, slip, and then slip, miss, then boom.
02:57:51.000 Let me give you one on the way out.
02:57:52.000 Nothing is touching him.
02:57:53.000 It's insane.
02:57:54.000 Look at him.
02:57:56.000 I mean, this is incredible.
02:57:59.000 That's how good he was, man. 0.98
02:58:01.000 He was so fucking good. 0.98
02:58:03.000 So was Magic Taylor in the early days. 0.98
02:58:05.000 Yeah, Magic Taylor.
02:58:06.000 Magic Taylor was winning against Leo Cesar Chavez until he landed one punch.
02:58:10.000 That one punch in the last round.
02:58:12.000 And then Richard Steele stops the fight with two seconds to go.
02:58:17.000 Richard Steele.
02:58:18.000 That was crazy.
02:58:20.000 It's like when the best to ever do it, you can watch Kid Dropped, Roy.
02:58:27.000 Man, he was so...
02:58:30.000 Then he started rapping.
02:58:33.000 And Roy Jones Jr. started rapping, it was over.
02:58:35.000 I was like... 1.00
02:58:36.000 Damn! 1.00
02:58:37.000 I say, man, he gotta stay with boxing, man. 1.00
02:58:40.000 He start playing basketball and doing everything else.
02:58:44.000 And then he get rocked. 0.99
02:58:47.000 Yeah, well, Tarver was fucking good. 0.99
02:58:49.000 Tarver was fucking insane. 1.00
02:58:50.000 Tarver was fucking good. 0.99
02:58:52.000 Remember when Tarver talked to him right before the fight? 0.98
02:58:54.000 Got any excuses tonight, Roy?
02:58:55.000 Any excuses tonight, Roy?
02:58:57.000 Like, whoa!
02:58:59.000 Tava was a...
02:59:00.000 You seen it.
02:59:01.000 Like, it's gonna be a problem.
02:59:03.000 Yeah.
02:59:04.000 Like, it's gonna be a problem.
02:59:05.000 Tava was competitive at heavyweight.
02:59:07.000 He went all the way up to heavyweight.
02:59:08.000 Tava was a good fighter.
02:59:10.000 Very good fighter.
02:59:10.000 Very good fighter.
02:59:12.000 Very difficult to deal with. 0.99
02:59:13.000 And when he knocked out Roy, everybody was like, holy shit. 0.99
02:59:17.000 And then Glenn Johnson did it, and that was a scary one. 0.99
02:59:19.000 Remember that one?
02:59:20.000 Yeah, his mitt was up a pretty long time.
02:59:23.000 They were sweeping and everything.
02:59:26.000 Those scare me.
02:59:27.000 Those kind of scare me when someone stiffens up.
02:59:29.000 Yeah.
02:59:30.000 And to have it happen after the Tarver KO, those are the kinds that scare me.
02:59:35.000 Because sometimes a fighter is still recovering from the initial knockout, and they've just convinced themselves they're okay.
02:59:41.000 Yeah.
02:59:42.000 And they're not ready.
02:59:43.000 No, man.
02:59:44.000 You know, that's why Manny Pacquiao, after Marquez knocked him out, Freddie Roach said, I want you to take a year off.
02:59:49.000 A whole year.
02:59:50.000 You want to still work together?
02:59:52.000 I want you to take a year off.
02:59:54.000 That was a bad knockout.
02:59:56.000 That was.
02:59:57.000 That was a bad one.
02:59:58.000 That was a bad one. 0.61
02:59:59.000 Marquez is a bad man. 0.98
03:00:01.000 He's a bad man. 1.00
03:00:02.000 And shit. 1.00
03:00:04.000 And it looked like he was on all the good stuff for that. 1.00
03:00:10.000 It looks like his piss would melt the styrofoam cup. 0.87
03:00:15.000 I want everything that I'm not supposed to be taking. 0.99
03:00:19.000 I'm ready.
03:00:20.000 If they drug tested him, it would ding like a carnival bell.
03:00:23.000 Ding!
03:00:26.000 Like one of them Bugs Bunny ones where he's got the big mallet.
03:00:31.000 He was working with the guy that Pacquiao used to work with.
03:00:38.000 The guy that Pacquiao, the strength and conditioning guy, which is always the juice guys.
03:00:44.000 Always the juice guys.
03:00:46.000 Those are the guys.
03:00:47.000 They're 70 and they got abs.
03:00:50.000 I was just eating this banana.
03:00:52.000 I didn't know what was in it.
03:00:54.000 He ate my food.
03:00:55.000 I had no idea what was in it.
03:00:57.000 Canelo said he got some tainted beef. 1.00
03:01:00.000 You know, how'd you get the fucking steroids in your body? 1.00
03:01:03.000 Tacos, bro. 1.00
03:01:06.000 Tainted tacos.
03:01:06.000 They just sprinkling on the tacos.
03:01:08.000 It was crazy.
03:01:11.000 Frank Mir, who was a UFC heavyweight champion.
03:01:14.000 Look at that.
03:01:15.000 Yeah, he was Jackson, son.
03:01:17.000 Jack City.
03:01:18.000 And that's at the weigh-ins.
03:01:19.000 And they had real weigh-ins back then.
03:01:21.000 So he looked a lot bigger the next day.
03:01:23.000 So those weigh-ins, like the UFC, we don't have real weigh-ins.
03:01:26.000 We have real weigh-ins, but when the public sees it, it's a ceremonial weigh-in.
03:01:30.000 And it's oftentimes many hours after the first weigh-in.
03:01:33.000 So what happens is they weigh in at like 8, 10 in the morning.
03:01:37.000 And then they get to rehydrate till 4 p.m.
03:01:40.000 when they get back on the scale for the ceremonial weigh-ins.
03:01:42.000 They've been drinking water and electrolytes all day and eating all day. 0.96
03:01:46.000 So they might be like 10 pounds heavier, like no bullshit by then. 0.73
03:01:49.000 And then they look good.
03:01:50.000 So Marquez on fight night though, show him Marquez versus Pacquiao.
03:01:55.000 Was it three?
03:01:56.000 It was the third one, right?
03:01:57.000 That was the last one.
03:01:59.000 On fight night.
03:02:00.000 It was four.
03:02:00.000 That's right.
03:02:01.000 It was four.
03:02:01.000 And they wanted to have a fifth one.
03:02:03.000 And Marquez was like, no, I'm good.
03:02:04.000 I got it.
03:02:05.000 I got this one.
03:02:06.000 Sorry. 1.00
03:02:07.000 You got me, but I got you, motherfucker. 1.00
03:02:09.000 I got you where it counts. 1.00
03:02:10.000 He was jacked, son.
03:02:14.000 Yeah, man. 1.00
03:02:15.000 He was like, fucking jacked. 0.99
03:02:16.000 And he was doing a lot of crazy workouts for that fight, too. 1.00
03:02:19.000 A lot of dumbbell shit. 0.99
03:02:20.000 Oh, my God. 1.00
03:02:21.000 Look at the fucking power behind that shot. 1.00
03:02:24.000 My God. 1.00
03:02:25.000 Look at Manny.
03:02:26.000 Look at that. 1.00
03:02:27.000 Damn. 1.00
03:02:28.000 Look at the power behind that shot. 1.00
03:02:34.000 Goddamn, man. 0.99
03:02:36.000 Pac-Man was getting packed. 0.98
03:02:38.000 And then when he literally like, that's it right there, Jamie.
03:02:41.000 That's it.
03:02:42.000 Yeah, that's it.
03:02:42.000 He literally ran into that shot looking to land a shot and Marquez timed it perfectly.
03:02:47.000 To watch a great like him get flatlined is always so strange.
03:02:51.000 Yeah.
03:02:52.000 You know?
03:02:53.000 Like, you're so used to seeing him doing that to like Ricky Hatton.
03:02:57.000 Right?
03:02:58.000 Right?
03:02:59.000 Yeah.
03:02:59.000 That fight?
03:03:00.000 Holy shit. 0.99
03:03:01.000 Ricky Hatton got... 0.99
03:03:03.000 Oh, Ricky hadn't got it.
03:03:05.000 He got it from Pacquiao.
03:03:06.000 He got it from Pacquiao.
03:03:08.000 When he got it from Floyd, he ran into the buckle.
03:03:11.000 I'm like, man, what the hell is going on?
03:03:14.000 Floyd got him first, right?
03:03:15.000 Yeah, Floyd got him first, and then Manny leveled him.
03:03:18.000 Yeah, Manny flatlined him.
03:03:20.000 Oh, my God.
03:03:20.000 Look at the power behind this.
03:03:21.000 Watch this.
03:03:24.000 Oh, my God.
03:03:26.000 Oh my god.
03:03:27.000 I mean, the way his head snaps back and he falls.
03:03:30.000 Look at this lady over here. 1.00
03:03:30.000 Look at her. 1.00
03:03:31.000 He's like, oh my god, he's dead.
03:03:33.000 Yeah, look at her. 0.91
03:03:34.000 Look at him.
03:03:35.000 He's like, yeah!
03:03:36.000 Viva Mexico!
03:03:38.000 He has zero concern.
03:03:41.000 Look at him.
03:03:43.000 I mean Pacquiao is out cold.
03:03:45.000 Is he down?
03:03:45.000 Is he down?
03:03:46.000 Okay.
03:03:47.000 Hey! 0.99
03:03:47.000 He didn't give a shit. 0.99
03:03:48.000 I mean, that's like a gunshot wound. 1.00
03:03:51.000 Look at this.
03:03:51.000 Boom!
03:03:52.000 I mean, it is the perfect punch.
03:03:54.000 That might be one of the great...
03:03:55.000 I mean, it is one of the greatest punches.
03:03:58.000 One-punch knockouts in the history of boxing.
03:04:01.000 With the consequences on the line, with all on the line, with these two guys being world champions...
03:04:06.000 Did the back of your show say, get cracking?
03:04:09.000 Is that what it said? 0.99
03:04:12.000 You just got fucking rocked! 1.00
03:04:13.000 You got cracked. 1.00
03:04:14.000 You got what you asked for. 1.00
03:04:16.000 That was a wild, wild fucking... 1.00
03:04:19.000 Four fights between those two guys. 1.00
03:04:21.000 Get cracking on his shorts.
03:04:24.000 He's a hell of a pool player.
03:04:25.000 He is?
03:04:26.000 Yeah, like world class.
03:04:27.000 Yeah.
03:04:28.000 What?
03:04:28.000 Yeah, like professional level pool player.
03:04:30.000 Legitimately.
03:04:31.000 Yeah.
03:04:32.000 Like Minnesota Fats type?
03:04:34.000 Minnesota Fats wasn't really Minnesota Fats.
03:04:37.000 Minnesota Fats was New York Fats, and then when the movie The Hustler came out with Jackie Gleason and Paul Newman in 1963, I think?
03:04:46.000 Was it 63?
03:04:47.000 When that movie came out, the movie was so popular that New York Fats changed his name to Minnesota Fats and said the movie was all about him.
03:04:56.000 But it wasn't.
03:04:57.000 He was just a good...
03:04:58.000 His name was Rudolph Waldron.
03:05:00.000 And he was a good pool player.
03:05:02.000 But he was not at the level of, like, Willie Moscone, who was, like, the world champion at the time.
03:05:08.000 I don't know.
03:05:08.000 He was just a really good talker.
03:05:09.000 He was just a smooth-talking hustler character.
03:05:12.000 Man, there's some guys that grew up in pool halls that would beg to differ if they was great.
03:05:20.000 If who was great?
03:05:22.000 Any of them guys.
03:05:23.000 There's some guys who never even got noticed.
03:05:25.000 They've just been playing in pool halls all their life.
03:05:29.000 I know them guys who talk... 0.99
03:05:31.000 I wish Minnesota Fats would come down and wear his ass out. 0.99
03:05:35.000 Well, they probably would wear Minnesota Fats out, but he would play in one pocket. 0.99
03:05:40.000 He really didn't gamble in anything other than one pocket, I think.
03:05:43.000 I'm sure he played nine ball, too, but when he would play big games against people, he liked to play in one pocket.
03:05:49.000 He could play everything, though.
03:05:50.000 He was a real professional class pool player.
03:05:53.000 He was a hustler, but Willie Moscone was the world champion.
03:05:58.000 William Moscone, his high record of running balls in a row was like 526 balls in a row.
03:06:04.000 It lasted for decades.
03:06:06.000 That's the person that's in public, John.
03:06:08.000 That's the public person.
03:06:09.000 That's not really true.
03:06:10.000 It's not really true.
03:06:11.000 Because in the pool world, everybody gets found out.
03:06:15.000 Especially today.
03:06:16.000 Because they gamble.
03:06:17.000 Because the great players, the best players, they all gamble.
03:06:20.000 You ever heard of Minnesota Red?
03:06:23.000 I'm sure there is a Minnesota Red.
03:06:25.000 Believe me, this is my world.
03:06:27.000 I literally came up in pool halls.
03:06:29.000 I know a lot about pool hustling.
03:06:31.000 This is my dad on his own stick and all this.
03:06:34.000 And you always say, man, if I don't go shoot, we don't eat, which wasn't true because he owned the company.
03:06:40.000 But he was a pool shark.
03:06:43.000 I'm sure.
03:06:44.000 I'm sure there's a lot of pool sharks.
03:06:46.000 And there's some guys out there that I used to be in the pool hall, I'm like, dang.
03:06:50.000 If they went public, like if that was, did they got into, do you think everybody makes it to?
03:06:55.000 Like it's some basketball legends that played at Rutgers, right?
03:06:58.000 In everybody's mind, you talk about Dr. J, they like, come on, man.
03:07:03.000 Willie Earle?
03:07:04.000 Willie Earle was the coder?
03:07:06.000 But only people that know about Willie Earle.
03:07:09.000 Well, there's guys like that in pool.
03:07:12.000 But here's the thing.
03:07:13.000 Everybody knows about him.
03:07:15.000 They might not be in the professional tournaments, but everybody knows about him. 0.75
03:07:19.000 They're all hustlers.
03:07:21.000 They're all gamblers. 0.96
03:07:22.000 So they all gamble.
03:07:23.000 To get that good, to get really good, you have to play for stakes.
03:07:27.000 You don't get that good playing funsies.
03:07:29.000 Oh, no.
03:07:29.000 Ain't no funsies.
03:07:30.000 You gotta play for real bread.
03:07:32.000 When you play for real bread, people find out.
03:07:35.000 Because the pool wire is like the quickest wire in the country.
03:07:38.000 If someone is playing for $25,000 at hard times in Sacramento, people in New York City hear about it.
03:07:44.000 Oh, hell yeah.
03:07:44.000 Instantly.
03:07:45.000 People text each other.
03:07:46.000 There's no secrets.
03:07:47.000 If you're playing for $2,500, I'm going to hear about it.
03:07:49.000 So if guys are good, everybody knows about it.
03:07:53.000 There's local legends.
03:07:54.000 There's this guy named Justin Bergman.
03:07:56.000 He might be as good as anybody alive.
03:07:58.000 But he doesn't play in too many tournaments.
03:08:00.000 But everybody's scared to gamble with him.
03:08:01.000 He goes and gambles with world champions and robs them.
03:08:04.000 And he's like this dude who never leaves his town.
03:08:06.000 And people come to him and try to gamble with him. 1.00
03:08:08.000 It's folklore shit. 0.99
03:08:10.000 But they're all known. 0.99
03:08:11.000 You know what I'm saying?
03:08:12.000 Remember, what was the sitcom that somebody's son got hustled I think it was either Good Times or it was probably Good Times.
03:08:21.000 And he came down and Jane came down. 0.97
03:08:23.000 Fresh Prince.
03:08:23.000 Oh yeah, Fresh Prince.
03:08:25.000 See, don't nobody know about Phil.
03:08:27.000 Don't nobody know about Uncle Phil.
03:08:29.000 Uncle Phil come down there.
03:08:31.000 Okay, this is what y'all doing.
03:08:32.000 Y'all ain't heard about me.
03:08:34.000 This is what I used to do.
03:08:35.000 And then, so that's what I'm talking about.
03:08:38.000 Yeah.
03:08:40.000 But I'm telling you, in real life, unless he's playing every day, he's getting robbed.
03:08:45.000 Unless he's playing every day, it's a perishable skill.
03:08:48.000 Jeffrey, go get Lucille. 0.94
03:08:50.000 Look at this.
03:08:51.000 Oh my god, he's terrible. 0.87
03:08:52.000 He's hustling. 0.92
03:08:52.000 He doesn't know anything. 0.92
03:08:53.000 Now he's pretending?
03:08:55.000 Yeah, he's pretending.
03:08:58.000 Okay, so when does he actually play?
03:09:01.000 Let me see what he actually does when he's actually playing.
03:09:06.000 Okay.
03:09:10.000 Now he screws his cue together.
03:09:13.000 Alright, so now they're hustling.
03:09:15.000 Let me see.
03:09:21.000 Okay, yeah, they're not gonna show you. 0.98
03:09:23.000 See, that's the most embarrassing shit ever is when they try to get someone to pretend they can play pool and they can't really play pool. 0.93
03:09:30.000 That's why The Color of Money is so impressive. 0.99
03:09:32.000 Oh yeah, The Color of Money is impressive.
03:09:33.000 Because Tom Cruise looked like he could kind of play a little.
03:09:36.000 I mean, he didn't look really like a world champion, but he looked like he could play a little.
03:09:41.000 It looked reasonable to assume that he could play pool.
03:09:44.000 That's like with any skilled thing, like pool and any other thing.
03:09:48.000 When they have somebody acting like...
03:09:49.000 Like boxing.
03:09:51.000 Like boxing.
03:09:53.000 Like I was going to say Creed.
03:09:54.000 Like Creed.
03:09:55.000 I saw Creed. 1.00
03:09:56.000 Creed is the worst goddamn boxing movie ever. 1.00
03:09:59.000 Like, I'm like, man, Will Smith did better than Muhammad Ali than fucking Creed. 1.00
03:10:04.000 Will Smith did good in Muhammad Ali. 0.97
03:10:06.000 That's what I'm saying.
03:10:07.000 He looked good in Muhammad Ali. 0.90
03:10:07.000 But Creed, I'm like, man, if you don't get these dance steps the fuck out of here. 0.90
03:10:17.000 Like, I'm like, that is fucking terrible. 0.98
03:10:21.000 Like, this is like, you can tell they were just doing a count all the pad work. 0.99
03:10:26.000 Like, Hey, look.
03:10:27.000 One, two, three.
03:10:28.000 Turn your body.
03:10:29.000 One, two, three.
03:10:30.000 Turn your body.
03:10:30.000 Like, God.
03:10:31.000 This is so terrible. 1.00
03:10:33.000 It's so stupid. 1.00
03:10:34.000 It's so stupid. 1.00
03:10:36.000 Like, can you... 1.00
03:10:36.000 I can't particularly watch... 1.00
03:10:41.000 Like, if you watch me watch Oz or any drug-dealing movie or any doctor thing, it's the most excruciating thing happening to my face.
03:10:52.000 I'm like...
03:10:59.000 That don't even go like that! 0.98
03:11:05.000 It's terrible.
03:11:06.000 I'd rather watch something else that I don't know anything about and just be intrigued.
03:11:10.000 Like, oh, maybe that could be happening. 0.99
03:11:13.000 But this, I'm like, man, what the fuck are they doing? 0.99
03:11:16.000 Whereas I would watch it and I'd be like, hmm. 0.99
03:11:19.000 I guess that's how it goes down.
03:11:25.000 And I'm sitting over there so frustrated next to you, it's whispering.
03:11:28.000 You're like, yo, that's not how I go.
03:11:30.000 Man, I'm trying to watch the movie.
03:11:31.000 Yo, that's not how I actually go.
03:11:34.000 Explain it to me later.
03:11:36.000 I'm enjoying this.
03:11:39.000 I'm like, I'm going to go to the lobby.
03:11:41.000 I'm going to go to the lobby because I hate this.
03:11:44.000 It's got to drive people crazy to play piano when they see someone faking it.
03:11:47.000 That's got to drive people crazy. 1.00
03:11:51.000 That's not even your fucking body movement! 1.00
03:11:55.000 Like, none of this is your body movement! 1.00
03:11:57.000 Like, I would hate that.
03:11:58.000 Nobody plays piano anymore.
03:12:00.000 Think about that.
03:12:01.000 You had Ray Charles, you had Little Richard, you had...
03:12:07.000 No, no, no, no.
03:12:08.000 John Legend still played piano.
03:12:10.000 Oh, does he?
03:12:11.000 People definitely played piano.
03:12:12.000 Yeah, but not like back in the day.
03:12:14.000 Yeah.
03:12:14.000 Jerry Lee Lewis.
03:12:15.000 Got more instruments now.
03:12:16.000 Billy Joel.
03:12:18.000 I know, I know.
03:12:19.000 It's not a judgment.
03:12:21.000 It's not a judgment.
03:12:22.000 I'm just saying it's interesting.
03:12:23.000 There used to be so many Elton John.
03:12:25.000 There were so many piano acts.
03:12:27.000 There were these big piano acts back in the day.
03:12:29.000 I think Usher may play one or two songs in his Vegas.
03:12:36.000 I don't know, but it is people that play.
03:12:38.000 John Legend definitely plays the piano in every commercial and everything.
03:12:44.000 I'm out of the loop.
03:12:47.000 I knew what you meant, but there's also a lot of people.
03:12:50.000 There's other stuff to do.
03:12:51.000 Right, but what I'm saying is that it used to be like a viable kind of music.
03:12:55.000 Yeah, like guitar is still prevalent.
03:12:57.000 Most people still play the guitar and the drums.
03:13:00.000 Most people don't pull out.
03:13:01.000 I get what you're saying, but it is people who...
03:13:04.000 There's something super sincere about singing a song while you're playing the piano.
03:13:09.000 Like...
03:13:10.000 Goodbye, Norm and Gene.
03:13:12.000 Can I just stand there?
03:13:16.000 It's very sincere.
03:13:17.000 I felt that.
03:13:18.000 You know what I mean?
03:13:25.000 That's very personal.
03:13:26.000 You know what I mean?
03:13:27.000 Yeah.
03:13:28.000 Like the guitar don't give you that type of feel.
03:13:30.000 Right, right, right.
03:13:31.000 They're sitting down.
03:13:32.000 They're sitting down.
03:13:34.000 It's very emotional.
03:13:35.000 You know what I'm saying?
03:13:38.000 It makes you cry.
03:13:39.000 If he's just standing there...
03:13:41.000 That's what John Legend...
03:13:42.000 That's why John Legend do it.
03:13:44.000 What is his song?
03:13:46.000 Ordinary People.
03:13:47.000 I think he always leans in.
03:13:50.000 As soon as you hear it, you're like, we are just ordinary people.
03:13:54.000 John Mayer was doing something live where he was just doing a live storytelling show.
03:13:58.000 And he had a piano.
03:14:00.000 You know what's weird about this?
03:14:02.000 There's no back to that piano. 1.00
03:14:03.000 How about you face the audience, you fucking... 1.00
03:14:07.000 It's like I see his stomach before I saw the piano. 1.00
03:14:11.000 Like straighten your shirt.
03:14:16.000 If he turned his back, you would think he's faking, maybe.
03:14:19.000 Just like you were just saying.
03:14:20.000 He's just moving his hands.
03:14:21.000 I don't know if that's why they're sideways. 0.98
03:14:23.000 But everybody knows he's super fucking John Mayer. 0.94
03:14:26.000 He's super talented. 0.97
03:14:27.000 You would think he's taking the night off.
03:14:29.000 He's a very nice guy, too.
03:14:30.000 I think Elton John does his on like...
03:14:32.000 He kind of slightly turnt, but he's on like a platform.
03:14:36.000 You can kind of see him.
03:14:37.000 Elton John is...
03:14:38.000 He's the man.
03:14:40.000 Elton John, back in the day.
03:14:42.000 What's that song, Saturday Night?
03:14:44.000 Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting?
03:14:47.000 What is the actual name of that song? 0.99
03:14:48.000 His shit's Sideways 2. I don't understand that. 0.99
03:14:51.000 I think it must be to show that he's playing it, which makes sense, I guess.
03:14:55.000 Is Stevie Wonder Sideways 2?
03:14:58.000 Also, you get to see more of him that way.
03:15:01.000 You get to see his hands and his legs moving and everything.
03:15:03.000 It's probably better.
03:15:04.000 Because I'm thinking, like, every time I see anyone play piano, I've never seen him turn forward.
03:15:09.000 It's 100% or sideways.
03:15:10.000 Maybe because it'll just be all knees.
03:15:12.000 Yeah.
03:15:13.000 Knees and crotch. 0.98
03:15:15.000 You're just getting all knees and crotch. 0.98
03:15:17.000 It's kind of weird that he wears glasses. 0.65
03:15:19.000 Like, why is he wearing sunglasses?
03:15:20.000 He always does.
03:15:21.000 Isn't that odd?
03:15:22.000 I mean, he always used to wear the big crazy glasses, but that was when he was going bald.
03:15:25.000 Maybe his eye's bad now.
03:15:27.000 He's got his hair fixed.
03:15:28.000 Because he's definitely not going bald anymore.
03:15:30.000 Like a nice little lace front.
03:15:32.000 I don't know what that is, but it was pretty good.
03:15:35.000 Stevie Wonder.
03:15:37.000 Yeah.
03:15:38.000 I don't know if Stevie played.
03:15:39.000 Ray Charles never played to the side.
03:15:41.000 I mean, the front.
03:15:42.000 Either.
03:15:42.000 I think they always played that way.
03:15:44.000 I think it was probably because, you know, there are those pianos that'll play themselves.
03:15:48.000 So people probably want to see you moving around.
03:15:50.000 They want to see you actually doing it.
03:15:53.000 See if you can find...
03:15:55.000 That's what people don't play no more, the harmonica.
03:15:58.000 So here he's sitting behind keyboards.
03:16:00.000 Is he facing the crowd?
03:16:02.000 I can't tell.
03:16:03.000 Yeah, looks like he is there.
03:16:05.000 Okay, he's facing the crowd.
03:16:05.000 I think he got keyboards and then he turns to the piano.
03:16:09.000 What about, try to find Ray Charles.
03:16:11.000 How did Ray Charles do it?
03:16:13.000 Because Ray Charles didn't even know, he only knew by sound where they even were.
03:16:21.000 When you have...
03:16:22.000 Yeah, he's sideways.
03:16:23.000 Yeah.
03:16:23.000 He's sideways, too.
03:16:24.000 I guess they all do it that way.
03:16:27.000 Makes sense.
03:16:29.000 Here, no, I guess maybe a better answer is that when you open the piano up, that's where the sound comes out.
03:16:36.000 Oh, because it goes like this.
03:16:38.000 Oh, that makes sense.
03:16:40.000 And then maybe it's just traditional that they all just do it that way.
03:16:42.000 Oh, that's that top thing.
03:16:43.000 So that top acts as like sound bounces off of it.
03:16:46.000 If you point the sound the other way, it's going to be not a good concert.
03:16:48.000 Oh, that's pretty badass.
03:16:51.000 That's probably most of the reason why.
03:16:52.000 Oh, that makes sense.
03:16:53.000 That's pretty cool that they designed the top like that.
03:16:56.000 It's like a sideways harp, an enclosed harp.
03:16:59.000 Yeah.
03:17:00.000 Okay.
03:17:01.000 But these pianos don't do that, so that kind of defeats us.
03:17:04.000 Alright, I gotta wrap this up.
03:17:06.000 Tell everybody the names of your specials, where they can get them.
03:17:11.000 Domino Effect, Domino Effect 2, Lost.
03:17:15.000 They can go right on to my website, AliSadiq.com.
03:17:19.000 It's AliSadiqComedy on Instagram, is that what it is?
03:17:23.000 What are you on Instagram?
03:17:25.000 No, Ali Sadiq on Instagram.
03:17:27.000 What is Ali Sadiq comedy?
03:17:28.000 What's that?
03:17:29.000 Oh, that's the YouTube.
03:17:31.000 Oh, your YouTube.
03:17:32.000 That's my YouTube.
03:17:32.000 Oh, really?
03:17:33.000 Yeah, Ali Sadiq comedy is my YouTube.
03:17:36.000 Oh, because it says at Ali Sadiq.
03:17:38.000 That's why I was confused.
03:17:40.000 So it's Ali Sadiq Instagram, Ali Sadiq Twitter, AliSadiq.com.
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03:17:48.000 But this loss is on YouTube.
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03:18:02.000 Ladies and gentlemen, Ali Sadiq.
03:18:04.000 Thank you, brother.
03:18:05.000 Appreciate it.
03:18:05.000 It was a lot of fun.
03:18:06.000 Thank you.
03:18:06.000 All right.
03:18:07.000 Bye, everybody.