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00:04:22.000If they can get the money sorted out between all these fucking scumbags that run these world governments, yeah, they would all agree to one gigantic system of government.
00:04:30.000The problem with one gigantic system of government is that even though it would be harder for corruption, it would be...
00:04:35.000It's also harder to keep people in line because you have to have enemies.
00:04:39.000You have to have, like, you know, the Turks hate the fucking Iranians hate this, hate the that.
00:04:45.000If you don't have that conflict, it's very difficult to keep people in line.
00:04:48.000You know, and if we were all the United States of America, then we'd start arguing about money.
00:05:23.000It's all good on paper, but anything that you do on the internet now, like dudes who play poker, you never know if you're playing poker against a real dude.
00:05:30.000You could usually be playing poker against a computer, right?
00:05:33.000I mean, I don't know what kind of programs they run, but it seems to me like at this point in time, people can hack just about anything.
00:05:38.000I mean, there's programs like, that's the problem with these drones that they have.
00:07:36.000UNDERCOVERED! You guys probably didn't hear that but he thinks it's pretty ridiculous how one guy did all that and that's how bad our security is and now shit's all fucked up from that one dude.
00:08:06.000Yeah, security lines are five hours long now.
00:08:10.000It shows you how fragile the system is.
00:08:15.000Joe is not, we're not reading the chat on Ustream.
00:08:18.000Joe is only doing the Twitter, so if you want to have a message, Joe will answer it if you put it on Twitter, or Joe Rogan's website, which is forums.joerogan.net.
00:08:29.000He's taking a shit right now, so he'll be right back.
00:12:04.000I wanted to be able to just man up and push through the whole Ustream, but I was like, I'm going to do a bad job because I'm going to just be thinking about this dump I have to take.
00:12:14.000So what were we talking about before I took off?
00:12:16.000off because it was kind of important stuff.
00:12:18.000I think the one more thing is the Oh, that was the first question.
00:12:32.000I had a lot more faith before Obama got elected, I'll tell you that.
00:12:35.000I thought that maybe what we had was a corrupt situation, and that Bush and Cheney were corrupt, and that if we got somebody else in there, maybe they could straighten everything out.
00:12:43.000But after Obama got elected, man, it became pretty clear to me that someone else besides the president obviously is pulling the strings.
00:12:52.000Obama didn't want to send more troops.
00:12:55.000Obama didn't want to go to Afghanistan to bring more people to Afghanistan.
00:12:58.000He wanted to pull out of Guantanamo Bay and close Guantanamo Bay down.
00:13:02.000All that shit, but I don't think he gets to say what the fuck they do.
00:13:07.000Or he was just saying that kind of shit to get elected.
00:13:10.000You know, I mean, the old Bill Hicks joke comes to mind.
00:13:13.000You know, that American politics is...
00:13:15.000You know, I like the puppet on the right.
00:13:17.000Well, I find the puppet to the left to be more to my liking.
00:14:07.000It wasn't even that he was this great hacker, it was just he was kind of like a con man.
00:14:11.000By the way, did you read that they just...
00:14:14.000Hacked the 21-year-old code that scrambles our phone calls on cell phones.
00:14:22.000So now, and the guys, the hackers, put it on the internet so anyone could have it.
00:14:26.000So now, I mean, of course, it's probably not going to happen to us anytime soon, but now there's actually people that have the code that they can listen to your phone calls.
00:15:10.000Well, I think eventually there's not going to be any secrets.
00:15:15.000I think eventually we're going to get to a point where the way information is being distributed is changing the way we feel about information.
00:15:22.000I mean, with celebrities, it's one thing.
00:15:26.000We're looking at it like, well, these are famous people.
00:16:21.000Google Goggles came out on the Android.
00:16:24.000You're going to search someone's house.
00:16:25.000Take a photo and you'll be able to go, oh, this guy lives at 97 Woodcrest Road in Columbia.
00:16:32.000Five years ago, you put a picture on your Facebook, a Christmas photo that has your bookshelf in the background.
00:16:37.000Now, present day, that's going to start researching every single book that's on your shelf and it's going to put in a database somewhere and a GPS location.
00:16:46.000When you're searching for something, you're going to be like, oh, Joe has that book at home.
00:16:50.000I think what's happening with Twitter and what's happening with Facebook and what's happening with just the internet in general is there's way more connectivity between all human beings and a part of that is access to information.
00:17:04.000So that information is not going to be like it is now.
00:17:07.000I think eventually technology will come to the point where lying will be absolutely impossible and you will know everything that everybody else knows.
00:17:16.000And everyone's going to try to hold back on it for a while because people have a lot of dirty secrets.
00:17:40.000I think they're going to eventually get to a point where there's some sort of technology that's created that allows...
00:17:47.000Human minds to interface with other human minds.
00:17:51.000I think that's definitely where this is all going.
00:17:53.000I mean, when there's talk of neural implants and all these different things, people think that's all crazy, but that's a small step from where we are in comparison to where we were just a couple hundred years ago.
00:18:04.000I mean, a couple hundred years ago, The fastest mode of transportation was riding a fucking animal.
00:18:29.000But, I mean, think about what a monumental leap between the transference of information today in 2009 and in 1709. I mean, think about what we can do right now.
00:18:39.000We can send a fucking picture across...
00:18:43.000Send it through the air and it literally arrives.
00:18:46.000I mean, if I have a friend in the UK and I want to send him a picture and a text message, I can take the picture, send it, and it gets to him.
00:19:28.000The only reason why you need a pumped up computer really is to play video games or if you're crunching video, like he needs stuff like that when he makes videos just for raw computing power.
00:19:39.000But the average person is not crunching videos.
00:19:41.000We've hit a wall in computers in general.
00:19:44.000You really don't need Even the fastest computers now, the video programs aren't even...
00:19:50.000Yeah, that's why everybody's into those little netbooks.
00:20:08.000Even Blu-rays have such a small shelf life.
00:20:11.000Do you think it's ever gonna get to a point where bandwidth will be so broad and like mobile functions, like laptops and phones, like those little mobile cards, it'll be so powerful that it'll be just like your home?
00:20:55.000But there's also been speculation that Wi-Fi signals and cell phone signals that it fucks with bees' ability to transmit.
00:21:02.000We did a thing for Fear Factor once with bees, man, and it was a fucking trip because this guy was a beekeeper and he had all these bees that he brought with him.
00:21:10.000So the stunt was these dudes, they had to be strapped to this pole.
00:21:15.000We strapped them to the pole and then we'd cover them with bees and they'd have to stand there for like five minutes.
00:21:19.000They were getting fucked up because every now and then the bees would argue or something and they'd sting the dude and it was bad.
00:22:52.000It also, you know, a lot of speculation about autism is the age of the parents and that women are having babies like into their 30s and 40s and that increases the risk.
00:23:00.000A lot of people have talked about that.
00:23:07.000We're just older and smarter and we look at it now and we say, well, God, how stupid would it be to have a kid when you're 18?
00:23:13.000When you're 18, you're an idiot, which is absolutely true.
00:23:15.000But when you're an 18-year-old idiot, your genetics are much stronger and you could have a kid and the kid probably wouldn't be as fucked up.
00:23:24.000I mean, the reality is, even though we're lengthening our lifetimes with nutrition and, you know, science, and we're figuring out a way to make people live longer, really, people aren't supposed to live much longer than, like, 50, you know?
00:23:37.000I mean, back in the day, if you lived to be 50, holy shit, you pulled off an amazing thing, you know?
00:24:13.000And is it better off to have a parent with a lot of experiences?
00:24:17.000Are those experiences transferred through DNA? I never thought of that.
00:24:20.000Because they didn't used to think it was.
00:24:21.000They used to think that ideas were native to the person who had the idea.
00:24:28.000But now they're starting to think that memes can actually be transferred through genetics.
00:24:33.000And that useless traits, even like racism, can be transferred through genetics.
00:24:39.000And it kind of makes sense because there's a lot of things that we have inside our genetics and our instincts that are basically ancient learned things.
00:24:49.000Like, for instance, this dude named Rupert Sheldrake.
00:24:52.000Rupert Sheldrake is like this Evolutionary biologist dude.
00:24:56.000And he pointed out that children that live in New York City, they don't have dreams about muggers or car accidents.
00:25:07.000And the reason they have nightmares about scary monsters is because back in our heads, somewhere deep in our DNA, we remember back when we were like monkeys.
00:25:18.000When we were these little apes hanging around in trees and you're running away from big cats.
00:25:24.000And that shit is always in our head because that is, like, the number one thing that was fed off chimps and apes is big cats.
00:25:34.000Big cats are constantly killing monkeys and chimps and apes.
00:25:37.000And that's, like, when they find, like, old human beings, like, you know, the evolutionary versions of human beings, you know, subhuman hominoids, they find all their skeletons, like, a lot of them have, like, big fucking cat bites, big, you know, markings.
00:25:54.000That's like some memory that we have ingrained in our genetics, in whoever the fuck we are.
00:25:59.000It's very possible that if you're like 18 years old and you fuck a chick and she's 18, you're both retarded, you're going to have a dumbass kid.
00:26:08.000It might not just be your hair color and your eye color and how tall you're going to be.
00:26:13.000It might be your actual experiences and your human potential.
00:26:19.000Yeah, maybe if you're a loser, like, if you're a fucking drunk, if you get hammered and you're fucked up and your life is in the toilet and, you know, you bang some chick who's, you know, on the rebound and, you know, her old boyfriend needs to beat her and you shoot a load in her, maybe a kid would be just, like, really fucking dumb and prone to make terrible mistakes, you know?
00:26:38.000I mean, maybe he can get past it, but maybe his inclination, like, maybe we start off in a certain place in life not just based on The economic situation that our parents are in, and who the people we grow up with, and what our genetics are.
00:26:54.000Maybe our position starts out based on what the parents were thinking and doing when they fucked and conceived you.
00:27:04.000Maybe if that's the lowest point in their life, not even because of the way they raise you, they could take you away and raise you in an orphanage somewhere totally different, but your potential is limited by The circumstances in which you were conceived.
00:29:37.000Oh, here's something I need to tell you.
00:29:39.000They actually had a Playboy article this month that there was a Roadhouse video game being made a few years ago, but the company went bankrupt.
00:30:10.000Just a quintessential movie where the people who are doing the movie were just gacked out of their fucking minds on cocaine and they made a terrible movie that makes no sense.
00:30:25.000It's just one of those movies that just perfectly crosses over into parody to the point where you can watch it over and over and over again.
00:30:36.000Showgirls and Roadhouse are both basically the same movie.
00:30:41.000They're both movies where it's like they got people that were just full of themselves enough and just underestimating the intelligence of the viewers enough and just hack enough and just, you know, they just followed the dumbest formula lines possible.
00:30:58.000The difference between Roadhouse and Showgirls though is that Roadhouse seems to be raw stupidity on its own.
00:31:04.000Whereas Showgirls is the most obvious cocaine movie of all time.
00:32:04.000Because our brain hasn't seen it yet, like the tiger or something like that.
00:32:08.000Oh, but I didn't mean, the tiger bit was, if a tiger was running at you, would you be able to even watch that?
00:32:12.000Because I think your brain would just start producing...
00:32:14.000I think it was about the pyramids or something.
00:32:15.000You used to have a thing where you talked about, like, would they even be able to see it because their brain's never seen it before, and so...
00:32:39.000My act is the part about how if we didn't have a nose and you had a, if you smell a fart, and this is for the people that are watching this, this is the idea is that we don't have any idea if there's more around us all the time that we can't sense.
00:33:04.000But if someone farts, you'd fucking smell it.
00:33:07.000But if you didn't have a nose, you'd be just sitting in someone's stench.
00:33:11.000How do we not know that there aren't an infinite amount of things that we just can't detect?
00:33:15.000And that smell, even though we can detect, it's for biological reasons.
00:33:19.000You know, you smell gas, you know it's dangerous for you, you smell fire, get away.
00:33:23.000There's a reason why we have a sense of smell.
00:33:25.000It's good for us, but what if we didn't?
00:33:27.000If we didn't, it would be an invisible thing.
00:33:30.000And it's just our imagination that limits The possibilities of how many other invisible things there are around us all the time that we can't detect.
00:33:39.000There's all sorts of animals like worms.
00:33:41.000You take your hand, you roll it over a worm, you know, above a worm.
00:36:35.000What do you think about all these dudes?
00:36:37.000And there's a bunch of scientists online.
00:36:41.000There's just one guy that's at the head of the cause, Peter Duesberg.
00:36:48.000And they're all saying that HIV does not cause AIDS and that HIV is a very weak virus and that the only reason why HIV exists in the systems of these people that have AIDS is because their immune system is so compromised that it can't even kill off HIV. Well, I think it's really weird that most of the people that have AIDS are drug users and gays.
00:37:08.000So it has something to do with the immune system, but then you can get fucking, what's his name, the basketball player that had fake AIDS. That's the other thing is that people test negative after a while.
00:39:25.000The whole ancient line in Eastern mysticism and Eastern religion is that we are all one.
00:39:32.000We are one consciousness, like the Bill Hicks joke, experiencing itself subjectively.
00:39:37.000That's the Timothy Leary ideology, the ideology of all the psychedelic heads, all the people that really got into heavy-duty psychedelic drugs.
00:39:48.000and that we can't recognize that we're one thing because we have ego and we have survival and we have all these things but that our technology and the technology forcing us to evolve that the access to information that technology provides Eventually will cause human beings, all human beings, to converge and literally be like one consciousness.
00:40:06.000If I know all your thoughts, I know all your information, and we have an access to it, an interface that's much less crude than what we have now with typing and with researching or watching documentaries, what if it's like an instant access, a human neurotransplant, something that allows all of us To link up our minds together.
00:40:23.000That's not that outside of the realm of possibility.
00:40:26.000That to me seems just as likely as the ability to send a picture through the internet on your phone.
00:40:32.000That's just as fucking crazy that you can send video through the air and you can watch a YouTube video on your iPhone and you're like, what the fuck?
00:40:41.000I mean, it's just coming through the air and you put the headphones on and it's in stereo.
00:42:19.000I was listening to the Art Bell show about some lady who donated her...
00:42:24.000She got a liver from somebody in an operation, and right immediately after the operation, she started having cravings for whatever this dude used to like to eat.
00:42:41.000Now I wonder if you got a butt transplant, if you like that person's farts, if you like your own farts still, if you got somebody else's butt.
00:42:51.000People may ask the weirdest questions.
00:43:44.000The cure for AIDS. There's no better South Park episode than the one where the gay dude had a whore off with Parasel and shoved her up his ass.
00:43:54.000I remember watching that going, how do they get away with this?
00:44:00.000You don't pass on circumstances, but you can pass on The psychic ability to create them.
00:45:37.000And I think if I was in the room with Jesse Ventura, I'm certain I would have handled it different than Jimmy did.
00:45:43.000But Jimmy's one of those dudes where...
00:45:45.000Jim Norton, fantastic comedian, funniest guy on radio, without a doubt, by far.
00:45:51.000He's one of those dudes that when he, you know, when he's in the face of someone who's like a bully, he doesn't like that shit.
00:45:58.000He doesn't stand up to that shit well.
00:46:00.000And he feels like that Jesse, like, has this slow burn in his eyes and, I'm a Navy SEAL, and all that shit, and that you're supposed to listen to him because of that.
00:46:08.000And Jim Norton just ain't buying that.
00:46:10.000And that's why Jimmy just shut him down and clowned him.
00:47:15.000Your blog talks about how we're all living through different circumstances, which is very true, but it seems to denote the power of free will, which kind of sucks.
00:47:29.000I think about free will in a couple of different ways.
00:47:31.000I think it's very possible that you are shaping your own destiny and that you can Choose your path and you can go through this life and make something of yourself.
00:47:43.000The fact that you did it by yourself and you have free will, it's all good.
00:47:48.000But I think it's also possible that life itself is a gigantic mathematical algorithm.
00:47:58.000That all life itself is like a gigantic mathematical equation.
00:48:02.000And that it just doesn't seem like an equation because we're a part of it.
00:48:07.000But like that everything, your personality, your biology, your circumstances, your experiences, they're all set up in line to put you in a very specific position, to move forward in a very specific way, to interface with all the other very specific things that are around you.
00:48:25.000All the other very specific people, very specific events, and that the idea is that The idea of free will is sort of a misnomer.
00:48:35.000You have instincts and you have experiences that guide you into a certain way.
00:48:39.000Say if you drank poison and you almost died and it was terrible and you didn't know it was poison.
00:48:45.000Well, you'll be much more careful next time and you won't drink poison.
00:48:50.000The circumstance that you've experienced has led you in a very specific way.
00:48:55.000And that your experiences literally are set up as a part of a mathematical equation.
00:49:01.000And that it's all to lead this entire human race, which is really just one organism, one gigantic super organism, to lead this entire human race into a very specific place for a very specific purpose.
00:49:17.000You know, when your ego has any control whatsoever over your mind, your ego wants you to think that, no, you know, I am in control of my whole life.
00:49:25.000I have done what I have done and I am proud of all that I have done because it's my own accomplishments.
00:49:31.000But really it might be you're following a program.
00:49:34.000It really might be we're all a part of this gigantic program that's, you know, and that all this, you know...
00:49:41.000Ego justification, ego gratification, sex and love and fun and happiness and all these things are really just numbers and equations and the powerful number that you get from love forces you to be in love and have children and to create more people and to be good to those people and those people create more good people.
00:50:04.000And that these rewards are all in fact set up as a part of an equation to move the human race into one specific place.
00:50:12.000That everyone is working together all over the world and we just don't realize it.
00:50:29.000I mean, how conscious, how aware are they?
00:50:31.000And are they just going through the motions because that's how they're programmed?
00:50:35.000And if that's the case, if that's the case with wolves and bears and every other animal that sort of goes through these natural motions to achieve a specific result...
00:50:53.000We're creating computers and creating technology and we're involved.
00:50:56.000We're the only animal on the planet that's involved in this symbiotic relationship with another life form and that other life form is technology.
00:51:03.000I mean, if you don't classify life as something that has a heartbeat and something that bleeds, but if you classify life as something that evolves and changes and grows and something that is inexorably linked to human beings, technology is just like a virus.
00:51:18.000Technology is just like something, some sort of a bacteria that's in your system that you can't get out of.
00:51:23.000You know, you have a lot of healthy bacteria in your body all the time, and you have a symbiotic relationship with this healthy bacteria, and it keeps you alive, and it actually fights off other bacteria.
00:51:37.000You're taking in a live culture that will be your warriors, and they will fight off bad bacteria.
00:51:42.000Well, it's very possible that that's what technology is.
00:51:45.000Technology is a life force that we are interfaced with.
00:51:49.000We have a symbiotic relationship with this other thing, and we need it to keep us alive.
00:51:54.000We need it to keep the power on, to keep us warm in cold climates, to make sure your car gets you to work, to make sure that the airbag goes off to save your life, and all this shit is designed to help us, but in turn, we keep it going.
00:52:11.000We look at old cars on the side of the road that are broken down and dead, and those things are just like dead bodies.
00:52:18.000Cars that are old that stay alive, that's just like when you're like, wow, that's fucking cool.
00:52:22.000That's just like seeing an old man at the gym with big muscles like, holy shit!
00:52:26.000Literally, technology and things that we create, we are helping those things evolve.
00:52:33.000We are helping those things evolve with our materialism, with our obsession with technology.
00:52:38.000We are trying to always constantly get the newer, better, cooler shit.
00:52:43.000And in doing that and in supplying that, we are forcing people to work in that industry and continue to evolve technology.
00:52:51.000I mean, it's very possible that it's all one fucking big thing.
00:56:13.000The problem with the direct messages is that everybody else can't see it.
00:56:17.000And one of the cool things about Kevin Smith is that all these people were following Kevin Smith and you get to see everybody saw Kevin Smith responded to you.
00:56:27.000Well, do this video type shit then and reply at all.
00:56:30.000You know, like go, okay, here's our next person from Twitter.
00:57:45.000But I'm also the first one to say that you don't know either.
00:57:48.000And anybody that pays any attention to religion or follows religion at all and looks at the history of religion knows that it's a disjointed mess.
00:57:56.000And nobody even knows the origins of all this stuff.
00:57:59.000How much people altered the words, and what we do know about it is that even the Bible itself, the oldest version of the Bible, they didn't even use.
00:58:06.000The Dead Sea Scrolls, that's the oldest version of the Bible by far.
01:00:00.000It's cool because Google bought all these books.
01:00:04.000I don't know if you can do this with the Kindle or not, but with the Sony one, you can just go to Google and download all these free books onto it.
01:01:07.000John Carlos Alvarado, who's on the Rogan board, says, Poker sites catch bots with a program that can see if you click the same pixel every time you make a move.
01:01:17.000Something that's impossible to do by a human.
01:01:21.000That's why you have the program go over a couple pixels every time.
01:06:04.000Yeah, I think it's very possible there's going to be some sort of a microchip thing where human beings are going to be scanned into a database.
01:06:11.000The real problem is there's so many There's so many goddamn people.
01:06:33.000How many fucking people are out there that could actually be monitoring people's phones?
01:06:38.000Well, now they have the technology where they can just sit there and record every single phone call and it transcribes it like dragon speak but times 50 technology and it pretty much looks for keywords like money, drug, you know...
01:08:33.000The Prius got 13 miles to the gallon, and the M3 got 19. So when the Prius drives hard, it's just as much of a piece of shit as any other car.
01:09:47.000Somebody posted this on the board today about Indian men and that there's like some, what is it, 60% of Indian men, I don't know if this is a true statistic, somebody, I've been rocked, posted it, so take it with a grain of salt.
01:10:04.00060% of Indian men cannot use a standard condom.
01:10:08.000One in five condoms fall off during intercourse.
01:10:25.000A survey of more than a thousand men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for the majority of Indian men.
01:10:45.000Scientists even checked their sample, checked to see if their sample was representative of India as a whole in terms of class, religion, and urban and rural dwellers.
01:10:53.000So even like the peasants, you know, even the slaves in India have little dicks.
01:11:39.000How weird must that have been to the guy who was the father Would fuck the slave, have a baby with the slave, the slave would have his baby, and he would see this half-white baby, and he would just leave the half-white baby with the slaves and let them take care of it.
01:11:54.000Like, he wouldn't even bring it in as his kid, just because of a race thing.
01:11:58.000That must be, that must have been fucking enough.
01:12:01.000Talk about, like, haunting your conscience.
01:14:52.000You know, a funny thing about witchcraft in America, like everybody knows about the Salem witch trials.
01:14:57.000Well, what I read, the biggest connection they have to what happened there and then, why everybody thought they were being possessed and there was witchcraft going on, was that there was a late frost and that the wheat got frozen and when it thawed out, apparently when that happens, when there's a late frost and wheat freezes and thaws out, it grows a certain fungus on it.
01:15:21.000And this certain fungus is called ergot.
01:15:24.000And ergot has, it's like really similar, uh, or identical rather chemically to LSD. So when they would take this bread that they would make from this wheat that had grown this fungus on it, these people would fucking trip their balls off.
01:15:39.000They would have these crazy, horrifying, bad acid trips.
01:15:42.000So they literally thought they were under a spell, which totally makes sense.
01:15:47.000And they just started burning bitches.
01:15:50.000And women always want to say that it's, oh, you know, men were, you know, back then, you know, men were, the spell that a woman would cast upon her, you know, upon him with her beauty was just too perplexing and the men couldn't deal with the fact that women had all those powers that killed them.
01:16:25.000I think it's a much more likely scenario that this fungus grew on this wheat because they had already taken soil samples and so they had known from their, you know, whatever climatological studies they used to figure out how cold it was during a specific time that there was a late frost.
01:16:43.000There was some evidence that there was a late frost and that this ergot was also found somehow or another during this time period.
01:16:50.000So, I think it's just speculation, but it's much more educated speculation than the idea that the men were under the spell of these women and they decided to kill them.
01:19:25.000Like a week, a couple weeks, something like that.
01:19:28.000So say like this anthill's been around for six months.
01:19:30.000That's That's been through the generations after generations long dead have made this anthill.
01:19:35.000And then, you know, you're toiling away in your little anthill and one day some kid is walking through the field and he sees that anthill and just boom, boom, just starts to stomp on it for no fucking reason.
01:19:45.000And then your anthill's crushed out of nowhere.
01:19:47.000You never thought it was going to happen.
01:20:57.000There could be something heading our way that we just haven't picked up on.
01:21:00.000It could be behind something, we don't see it.
01:21:02.000Gravity distorts our view of things as well.
01:21:05.000Like if you look at the sun, you can literally, you know, you look at the sun of the telescope, you can see things behind the sun because of the distortion and the gravity of the sun because it's so massive.
01:21:14.000I don't understand how that works, but that apparently is how it works.
01:21:18.000And so there's occasionally things that could be hiding behind something that's coming straight at us and we don't even fucking see it until it's too late.
01:21:25.000You know, there's just not enough human beings out there monitoring the sky to really accurately predict, you know, oh, we have 100% clear skies, nothing's going to hit us for the next 200 years.
01:21:38.000There's always something that comes real close that just barely misses us and they go, whoa, holy shit, that was three miles long and it missed us by 200,000 miles.
01:23:53.000You can decide that you have that information because it empowers you.
01:23:57.000You can decide that there's a God because it makes you feel more comfortable, or it makes you feel more, you know, that there's a future to this world, and after you die, there's something waiting for you, and that gives you confidence, and that gives you, it can empower you.
01:24:37.000The ideas of Christianity are very empowering ideas.
01:24:40.000The ideas that love your man as if he's you and do unto others as if you would have them do unto yourself and turn the other cheek and don't be violent and be helping and be loving.
01:24:54.000The idea of God, what God is, God is life and energy and the whole universe and that you treat the whole process as its one gigantic, fantastic thing.
01:25:04.000And that in going to a religious service and practicing any sort of a religion and sticking to a certain ethic, that what you're doing is committing to positive energy.
01:25:18.000And if you commit to that positive energy and those positive thoughts and that positive way of thinking, that's empowering.
01:25:26.000And if you really do believe that you have a destiny and that God has carved out this destiny for you, that's an empowering thing.
01:25:33.000That shit will absolutely make you better at things.
01:25:36.000You say, that's evidence of God, that's evidence of Jesus.
01:25:39.000Well, maybe, but more likely it's evidence that you've put yourself in the exact proper state of mind to achieve things.
01:25:46.000By thinking positive and having positive energy and being a loving Christian, by doing all those things, you've put the good energy out there and you've given yourself confidence because you're doing the right thing and you've given yourself a strong belief in yourself because you're following the right path.
01:26:03.000And in doing that, that's very empowering.
01:26:08.000But what it really all is, at the heart of it, is you tuning in to the correct frequency of the universe with the least amount of resistance.
01:26:16.000The least amount of resistance from you.
01:26:18.000The least amount of negative thinking.
01:26:31.000But I didn't realize that by doing that, by creating all this drama in my life, it was just distracting the shit out of me and it was keeping me from doing things that I wanted to do.
01:26:42.000It was keeping me from being happy and comfortable and friendly.
01:26:45.000I was constantly in a state of causing trouble.
01:26:50.000And causing drama and creating all these obstacles in my own life.
01:27:28.000Even though I was doing really well in these tournaments, and I was beating a lot of really good guys, there was something about this dude and his religion that scared me.
01:27:36.000On paper, he shouldn't have been the scariest guy to me, but he was, for whatever reason, because this dude was really religious.
01:27:44.000That belief that he had in himself, the belief in his faith, all that shit is empowering to him, and I recognize that it was empowering to him, that he was really legit about it, and that his super religious behavior, he was never...
01:35:56.000I'll tell you something about my toilet, though, that you probably didn't want to know, but you probably already know if you follow me on Twitter.
01:36:00.000First of all, you can't flush those flushable wipes.
01:39:38.000This is, it's gonna be hard for this picture to live up to the hype of me fiddling through my fucking computer for five minutes trying to get this picture to you guys.
01:39:55.000But once you get the picture, I think you'll appreciate what the fuck I'm saying.
01:39:59.000Because it's so ridiculous that this thing was growing in my goddamn toilet.
01:45:56.000It's great for your conditioning, but it's not so good for being a pregnant woman.
01:46:01.000So all those factors, I had to move out of Colorado, but if I could just be somewhere and live somewhere, live in Colorado, oh, in a heartbeat.
01:46:09.000If I didn't have to travel, stay in Colorado, and, you know, deal with snow when it comes, hey, you're fucking snowed in, no big deal.
01:47:42.000We have spent years researching and manufacturing the finest line of throwing tomahawks, pipe tomahawks, belt and camp axes available today.
01:47:52.000Did you even know there was a market for that kind of shit?
01:47:54.000That's the beautiful thing about the internet.
01:50:37.000I think time is, you know, I mean we already know that time changes when you go fast.
01:50:43.000Like if someone's in a super fast spaceship, you know, and they go at the speed of light, like time goes by much quicker on Earth than it does in their plane.
01:50:53.000So if they come back in their super fast spaceship, you know, for them it's only been a year, but for us it could be like a hundred years, depending on how far and fast they go.
01:51:00.000So time moves in a way that I don't think it's the way we look at it.
01:51:14.000It's much more dependent upon the state that the human being is in, like the frequency the person's in, where the person's living, you know, that you're living on Earth, you know, this dimension, you know, that time varies throughout other dimensions, and you can access those dimensions.
01:51:30.000I mean, if they really do come up with ships that can fly through space at, you know, close to the speed of light or something, they really will be able to go to a place where they're literally going forward in time.
01:51:40.000They'll have lived one year, they come back to Earth, and hundreds of years have gone by.
01:51:46.000I don't think we understand time enough.
01:51:49.000I think time is one of those things that we think we've got a grip on what it really is, but it's probably far more complex and confusing and variable than we think.
01:51:57.000I think we should get rid of daylight savings time, because I think it's bullshit that it's fucking pitch black outside and it's only 6.30.
01:56:48.000Either that's going to happen, there's going to be some sort of a technologically birthed connection that all people all of a sudden share, some sort of a convergence of all human beings.
01:57:04.000It's either going to be that or it's going to be we blow ourselves up or a meteor fucks us up or Yellowstone explodes and we start from scratch.
01:57:13.000What if in the future the first robot to get pregnant?
01:57:19.000Imagine if they figure out a way to get machines so closely tuned into human beings that you can fuck them and get them pregnant.
01:57:42.000They could take some of the meat from a pig and they make it in a laboratory.
01:57:45.000The problem is it's not really, like, mushy because it doesn't exercise at all and it's not, like, taut sinew.
01:57:52.000But they're trying to figure out a way to maybe electrically exercise the muscle.
01:57:55.000You could literally, like, just make gigantic, like, rooms full of meat, you know?
01:58:00.000That doesn't even have a life attached to it.
01:58:02.000If they can do that, If they can do that, why can't they, if they can figure out a way to grow meat, why can't they figure out a way to make an artificial human being?
01:58:12.000That's gonna be just like Blade Runner, though.
01:58:20.000I mean, you have to give them emotions.
01:58:22.000If you don't give them emotions, then, you know, they can't relate to people, they can't empathize with people, then they just go on mad raping and killing sprees.
01:58:32.000Because if you make artificial people, what if they get hard-ons and shit?
01:58:48.000Like, dudes would want, you know, like, to have a robot fuck doll, right?
01:58:53.000But gay dudes would want some robot gay dude that they can fuck, you know?
01:58:58.000Can you imagine if they could make, like, a real live, like, say if there was a guy who was your neighbor who was really creepy and he was fixated on you, and he'd make a robot that looks exactly like you and just fuck it all day long and punch it and tie it up and shit on its head.
01:59:12.000And there's nothing you can do about it.
01:59:14.000So literally next door to your fucking house, this guy's like putting the robot head out the window and waving to you.
02:03:43.000And he knows this is a big opportunity for him.
02:03:45.000He's going to come charging, guns blazing.
02:03:47.000Don't you think it's stupid when people ask who's going to win the fight?
02:03:50.000Because obviously it's a fight for a reason, meaning that there's not an obvious winner of this fight.
02:03:55.000Most of the time it's not an obvious winner, but most of the time...
02:03:57.000I mean, there's a lot of times when everybody agrees that a certain guy's going to win.
02:04:02.000I mean, it doesn't mean that you're right, but in this fight, this guy doesn't know that much about this Gilbert Ivo guy, probably, and he wonders.
02:04:09.000I think Gilbert's got a real good chance.
02:04:23.000One shot like 10 seconds into the fight and put him to sleep.
02:04:27.000You know, those questions though, you can ask a dog to bark once for yes and bark two for no and have the same percentage of the outcome of the question and the answer.
02:06:22.000So if there's like a micrometeor that comes from outer space and could potentially hit me in the deck, it's going to hit my cell phone first or perhaps my wallet.
02:12:28.000I think if anything came out of this, somewhere, someone right now is thinking about designing A robot where you clone your neighbor and make a robot out of them and then fuck them and rape them in front of them.
02:12:40.000Somebody is thinking about that and I think if this chat has done anything good for the world, it's introduced that idea, that possibility out there.
02:13:07.000But they'll probably have more problems than we have now.
02:13:10.000We'll probably look back on these days and go, remember the simple times when you just get on the internet and drive to work and you don't have to worry about monsters and aliens and UFOs and fucking, you know, the hyena flu that's killing everybody lately, you know?
02:14:37.000I mean, everyone has the ability to freak out over something.
02:14:40.000It's just whether or not you choose to let yourself get there.
02:14:44.000I think the most important thing about not getting mad is to manage your biology.
02:14:49.000You've got to treat your biology like it's a bank account.
02:14:51.000If you're in debt, you owe it something.
02:14:55.000If you're overdrafted, You owe yourself an expenditure of energy, especially if you have a certain type of body.
02:15:02.000If you have a muscular body, if you have a person who's engaged in athletics your whole life, you have a body that's used to exerting a lot of energy.
02:15:14.000And if you don't pay that debt, you're going to have a problem where you're going to have too much energy that's stored up and built in and not blown out.
02:15:22.000And it's going to come out in unusual ways, like in traffic or at work.
02:16:23.000It seems the best art is created from the starving artist.
02:16:25.000Being wealthy, do you feel it hurts your ability to create art, comedy, or do you believe that not having to worry about your financial well-being allows you more time to be creative?
02:16:42.000They have much more But that doesn't mean that you can't have a lot of dedication towards something when you become successful.
02:16:50.000It all depends on what was your motivation in the first place.
02:16:52.000If your motivation in the first place was recognition and, you know, adulation and then you become famous and then you get that, then you have no motivation to keep going.
02:17:01.000But if your motivation is the actual art itself, is creating new things, then I think you can be more free as you become successful because you're in a position where you don't have to worry about money anymore.
02:17:12.000So you have one less thing to think about.
02:17:14.000And you're ambitious in the sense of being creative.
02:17:17.000Instead of concentrating on money, your mind is not geared on that.
02:17:35.000If I think about money and I think about how much is this going to pay me and is this worth this, It's not the same motivation so you don't get the same results.
02:17:46.000It's got to be my comedy the way in my head my motivation is all about whether or not people enjoy it.
02:17:52.000I don't want to do anything that people don't enjoy.
02:17:54.000I want to make sure that everything that I'm creating I'm creating it so other people get enjoyment out of it.
02:17:59.000And that's the reward that you get for that.
02:18:01.000As long as you're concentrating on that, you do no wrong.
02:18:04.000As long as you have the dynamic and the relationship between you and the audience, as long as you respect that, and as long as your relationship to the creativity is all based on just producing more stuff that's good, that people enjoy, as long as you're doing it for that reason, I don't think you have to worry about money robbing you of your enthusiasm.
02:18:22.000But if you were just in it for the money and just in it for the adulation, yeah, you become successful.
02:18:28.000And then all of a sudden, you're not going to want to do it anymore.
02:18:30.000You're not going to be enthusiastic about it anymore.
02:18:51.000If it's really what people say, are you going to go to the pyramids, man?
02:18:55.000If it's really what some people think it is, this convergence, this technological convergence where all human beings will interface with each other, where someone creates a time machine, where some huge technological breakthrough happens.
02:19:08.000That's what some people think December 21st, 2012. Hailing Collider or whatever that shit's called.
02:21:14.000What's so weird is that everyone was really freaked out about that and then we had all this like built up stress because of it and then just shortly after 9-11 and it's like then we finally got to release all the stress like the world's ending.
02:21:30.000I just remember being really stressed out thinking something was going to happen.
02:22:09.000From 1 to 10, my butt, 3, 3 or 4. I really could use shaving and trimming.
02:22:15.000I was listening to an old Howard Stern broadcast where they were fined, and he was fined for talking about shaving his butt.
02:22:22.000You know, you don't realize how crazy those fucking regular radio shows are, like what you can and can't do until you hear something like that.
02:22:28.000But it was inspiring and I was thinking about trimming my own butt hair.
02:22:38.000Solar flares are not in our control and that's the thing to worry about, says Raptor 94. Raptor 94 thinks that solar flares are going to do us in.
02:23:38.000Whether it's with comedy or anything else, with games, with anything in my life, I always have to dance around becoming obsessed with things.
02:26:20.000It's supposed to be, open a door, here's a new thing.
02:26:23.000You know, I mean, if the internet turned on, like, if there was a day that the internet turned on, we all looked back and said, oh, December 10th, 2000, or 1993, that's when the internet turned on and the world changed forever.
02:26:37.000If there was like a recognized date, first of all, that would be way more important than fucking Columbus Day.
02:27:43.000The same lines, there's like stages that humanity goes for, goes through, and that these stages, these cycles, that they're all repeatable.
02:27:52.000They just keep happening in a cycle over and over again.
02:27:54.000Just like how you breathe in, you always breathe out.
02:27:59.000And right now we're supposed to be in Kali Yuga, and it's also supposed to end the same time around where the Mayans believe that this age is going to end.
02:28:09.000And the same time where Terence McKenna's, you know, Time Wave Zero Novelty Theory, which a lot of people think is bullshit.
02:28:15.000I don't know if it's bullshit or not, but there was a guy named Terence McKenna that had this crazy mathematical algorithm designed to track time.
02:28:24.000And the idea was that you could apply this to past events and show that all human innovation That progress in humanity is all like you could chart it on a graph.
02:28:33.000That it's all like going along a certain direction.
02:28:36.000And that eventually was going to reach a point of what he called ultimate novelty.
02:28:40.000And the idea of ultimate novelty would be something that we would figure out or do, like create a time machine or something like that, that would literally change everything as we know it.
02:28:50.000You know, and that Ray Kurzweil calls it the singularity.
02:28:55.000There's a bunch of different scientists that believe we're moving towards this convergence, this one big invention.
02:29:02.000And they tie that into the Mayan thing.
02:29:04.000That December 21st, 2012 is exactly the same as the ending point for ultimate novelty for Time Wave Zero.
02:29:11.000And that Terence McKenna arrived at that time completely independent of the Mayan calendar.