Comedian Tommy Segura aka Tommy Buns joins the show to talk about his new album, Thrill You Got to Wear It, which is out now. We also talk about what it's like to be on the road with a comedian and how it's not always easy.
00:00:19.000Fucking week 20 of the Ustream podcast and the iTunes podcast, which has taken over in popularity, far more popular on the iTunes than the Ustream.
00:00:32.000For all those fine folks out there listening on your way to work or when you're supposed to be doing work or when you're supposed to be doing homework or whatever the fuck you're doing.
00:03:58.000I totally accept that and appreciate that.
00:04:01.000But, like, when you go on the road and you see someone and, you know, you never heard about this guy before, and you see him, and they're hilarious.
00:05:31.000There's like a few places that are really, like, when you go to, you're like, oh, this place has a good, like, comedy community within it, you know?
00:05:41.000Like, I kind of felt that way in like Austin.
00:07:40.000Yeah, I would just focus on his crazy, that little breath thing that he does.
00:07:45.000It's just Joey Diaz, when I talk to him about it, and we've talked about it a bunch of times.
00:07:50.000He says that what happened was he just realized how to not give a fuck.
00:07:55.000He said he was too concerned with agents and managers and all that shit.
00:07:59.000And he was too concerned with people giving him advice.
00:08:01.000And he said it took, you know, like realizing, somewhere along the line, just realizing that these guys are all a bunch of dummies.
00:08:08.000Like seeing a bunch of them get fired, seeing managers and agents fail miserably and fall by the wayside and executives get fired and the people that hire people turn to drugs and become fucking chaos and a mess.
00:08:19.000And so he just had to realize like, oh, these aren't like intelligent.
00:08:23.000This isn't like a really like well-set up artistic environment.
00:08:36.000But if you're dirty and you destroy, they want you, right?
00:08:39.000You know, see a guy like Cat Williams or, you know, of course, Eddie Murphy and Chris Rock and all these different guys who have had, you know, Sam Kinnison and dirty acts, but so hilarious that they were undeniable.
00:08:51.000So even in the era back then, which is pre-internet, you know, the Kinnison days were all pre-internet, which is way harder to be dirty because you only had HBO.
00:08:58.000That was your only outlet for people to find out who the fuck you were.
00:10:52.000What people don't realize about comedians, and it sounds screwy that we're talking about this, making a big deal out of it, but there's not that many of them.
00:10:59.000When you look at the world, okay, look at the United States.
00:11:45.000Well, the problem is when you do it in a two-hour podcast once a week, after a while, people are like, dude, will you shut the fuck up with the bananas?
00:11:54.000You're listening to a guy say the same words.
00:11:56.000It's like, you realize when you do something like this how important it is to vary your speech and not get locked into patterns of behavior.
00:12:05.000You ever heard rappers who, you know what I'm saying?
00:12:19.000What's hilarious is when you hear comics use nigger, like a rapper will use nigger, and this nigga try to tell me, I'm like, nigga, you better get the fuck out of my face, nigga.
00:12:28.000I know what the fuck's going on, nigga.
00:12:29.000And like they'll say it so many times.
00:12:32.000And they'll say it on stage the way guys will say it offstage.
00:12:35.000There's something that gets lost when you do that.
00:12:38.000You got to recognize that like free speech offstage is not good enough to be bottled up and packaged.
00:12:45.000If you're going to sell it, you got to have a better economy of words.
00:12:49.000I'll catch myself sometimes saying fuck too much on stage because it's just natural because you do it in real life.
00:12:55.000Like this fucking guy in a stupid fucking idea.
00:12:57.000But you can't, if you do that, it fucks up the bits because they lose any potential impact.
00:13:06.000You know, the concept, People get distracted by you saying, even though this is just how you express yourself and it's natural, people will get distracted if you use too many of the same words over and over again, like a swear, like fuck.
00:13:18.000If you use it over and over and over again, like in more than one sentence, you can do it for one bit, like if you're just so ridiculously upset at something.
00:13:39.000Yeah, yeah, because then like when you do it a lot also, like in one bit, if you say fuck like a hundred times, you realize that you're essentially, it's replacing other words that, you know what I mean, that could make that bit funnier or character.
00:13:56.000Like this uh guy, so it's like you're just kind of admitting that you're you don't have a cohesive idea.
00:14:03.000The other one, like the I used to do this all the time, and now I do it less, but I still catch myself going into it, is saying, like, when you're saying a bit, then going right at the end of it, and you don't realize you're saying it, but you don't, because you're trying to basically validate what you're saying.
00:14:52.000And then you start judging your bits and going, ooh, I don't even have the new tagline when I did this one.
00:14:57.000Like sometimes you'll do a bit, and then right after you come up with this bit, it's like, you know, you think you got it nailed and you put it on a CD, and then like a week later, you have the best fucking tagline that changes the whole bit.
00:16:54.000When people compare, like, try to compare him to other comedians with shady reputations, you know, I say Dane has done a lot more for comedy than guys like Mancia by a long shot because he's like opened up people's eyes to what you could do yourself.
00:18:12.000And it's also like the one thing, I mean, I always feel like the one thing you can control, like for sure, is what you're writing and doing.
00:18:40.000And it was like, you know, I mean, it's all subjective, but I'm like, this is absolute.
00:18:45.000Like, some of it was cool, and some of it was like, who is this?
00:18:48.000"I know this person is awful." You know, instead of doing something like that, You know, the fucking seven comics you want to look out for.
00:18:56.000How about just do something on someone you think is funny?
00:18:59.000You know, this whole like, what's the best band?
00:27:24.000I'm telling you, man, for the longest time, and this was Chris, the guy who worked for the company, was describing it to me for the longest time.
00:27:30.000Women always had vibrators and dildos and this and that and rabbits and the fucking Sibian.
00:27:36.000No one ever had anything like that for dudes.
00:29:29.000Just like you just had a bunch of shit you were supposed to do and now it's two in the morning and you have to go to bed and you didn't do shit.
00:31:09.000It's because what makes you become a comedian is you're resisting everything that everybody else wants you to do.
00:31:16.000You're resisting being polite because you're thinking rude shit, which is why you're funny.
00:31:21.000And you're saying that rude shit to get the laughs from people, so you're disturbing everybody.
00:31:25.000So you're resisting, like, the way to become good and to become funny is to be the guy that's willing to say that shit.
00:31:32.000I mean, that's why so many people say about comedians, like, oh, dude, I can't, you say shit that I think about all the time, but I never have the guts to say it.
00:31:40.000I mean, how many times do people say that?
00:32:32.000you know, and I have a lot of aggressive energy.
00:32:34.000And my whole life, I've been doing martial arts since I was a child.
00:32:38.000So it's like literally, there's been no time where I haven't done it.
00:32:41.000That's something, whether it's kickboxing or jiu-jitsu or something.
00:32:45.000There's that explosive expenditure of energy has always been a part of my life.
00:32:49.000So if I take time off and I don't do it for like three or four days or something like that, I start getting really antsy.
00:32:56.000And I get this buildup and I just fucking, I just, I just want to get it out and I get annoyed in traffic and I snap at people when I shouldn't be snapping at them.
00:33:03.000I get upset about things that I shouldn't get upset at.
00:33:06.000But when I'm not doing that, when I'm training all the time and I'm even, then I'm just so mellow.
00:33:38.000Haven't talked to him since I was seven.
00:33:40.000So I was raised by my stepfather and we moved around a lot.
00:33:42.000So I always had to like fight against a lot of kids in different neighborhoods.
00:33:48.000There's always a lot of bullshit that I had to fight against.
00:33:49.000So my instincts are always to resist all the shit that's going on because people are just going to say stupid shit and get you in bad situations.
00:33:57.000So I grew up with that and then the physical thing, like fighting thing.
00:34:10.000Like, hey, I'm going to take care of my body.
00:34:12.000I'm going to, you know, eat certain foods because they're healthy.
00:34:15.000I'm going to work out, you know, in a certain time every day because that's what I really need to get done.
00:34:20.000I'm going to start writing material every day.
00:34:22.000Even though it's for you and it's a good thing and you'll enjoy every single moment of all of it, you still resist doing it because it's some sort of a plan.
00:34:30.000And anything that's a plan is like, oh, look at this stupid shit.
00:34:50.000It's weird because the resistance makes you a comic, and at the same time, to a degree, if you're resistant to too much, it will hold you back from doing well at comedy.
00:34:59.000You have to realize somewhere along the line that the reason why you got into comedy is probably a bad reason.
00:35:05.000And for most of us, it's like we want an unnecessary amount of adulation.
00:35:11.000We want more attention than the other people do because we feel like we didn't get it when we were young.
00:35:18.000But then somewhere along the line, your motivation has to switch.
00:35:21.000You have to kind of understand what it really is.
00:35:24.000What I always say about it is like at a certain point in time, there's got to be a transition in your life as a comedian where you start doing it for the work and for the art and for the creation of something, the joy in making something that people enjoy instead of doing it so that people will like you, doing it so that you can get all this attention and adulation on stage.
00:35:44.000Because that's what when you want in the beginning, you just want to be the fucking man.
00:35:47.000You just want to get out there and kill.
00:36:43.000When you're bombing, it's because you fucking really do suck and you're supposed to feel that shitty because you're not supposed to be demanding attention.
00:36:49.000You're not supposed to be with a microphone, with an amplified voice.
00:37:04.000You don't know what you're talking about.
00:37:06.000Yeah, you're like fucking 21 years old.
00:37:08.000Yeah, you think you're smart, but you're not, you know, because it's like being your age now and you look back at yourself 10 years ago, you're like, I'm a fucking idiot.
00:37:14.000Is there anything worse than 21-year-old kids that think they have the fucking political system wired and they want to talk about politics on stage?
00:37:25.000It's like, it's one thing if they have a valid point or a silly point or something like that.
00:37:30.000But when they start like telling you what's wrong with Republicans and you know, the Democrats are trying to do this, but the Republicans are trying to do that and they're stopping them and they're like, what are you fucking, what?
00:37:40.000Yeah, it's, it's, it really, it really.
00:37:45.000You have to be fucking old as shit for me to take you serious when it comes to politics.
00:39:19.000So we were talking about needy, being needy, being a comedian.
00:39:22.000The worst is when people don't recognize that and they don't change and they keep that goofy fucking ego like into their 30s and 40s, you know, and they're, you know, still trying to be the fucking man.
00:39:34.000What I really hate is the, like, like what I call like the rah-rah comics.
00:39:39.000Like, like, they have, like, a fake enthusiasm.
00:39:44.000Yeah, or, or a fake, what's the worst is fake enraged.
00:39:50.000There's one dude specifically who drives me crazy.
00:39:53.000And I'll tell you when, I don't want to be mean.
00:39:55.000I'll tell you, I had a guy, I won't even tell you where, but I'll tell you afterwards, that opened for me that his whole thing was like, how fucked up this is, man?
00:41:22.000I had a friend of mine when I was coming up, he used to say, when people start clapping, you got to pause and just hold it and they'll keep clapping.
00:41:31.000And a lot of times, you'll get an applause break when you wouldn't have gotten one.
00:41:35.000Like, what the fuck are you talking about, man?
00:41:42.000You'll see, too, the mugging for, like, when the punchline's not that good.
00:41:47.000And then some comics will say the punchline, and then the crowd's kind of laughing, and then they'll give them a pause and a smile, like, that's where it was, and see if they'll come along for it.
00:42:00.000Or the worst is, like, set is over, and you'll see somebody kind of like force, like, I'm done.
00:42:06.000Like, let's force how much you're going to respond at the end of my set.
00:42:10.000Like, and they'll just kind of stand there so the crowd's uncomfortable.
00:42:12.000Have you ever seen a guy ask for a standing ovation?
00:42:54.000The reason why you care about that is because you realize that someone's operating on a level that only works against someone who doesn't know that it's a trick.
00:43:03.000But to everybody else who does, it doesn't work.
00:43:06.000The only time it gets us is someone who really, really knows the trick is it's got to be real.
00:43:12.000It's got to be a real, genuine thought that this guy has.
00:43:15.000It's really funny and well put together.
00:43:31.000Like you can sense, you're like, that's what he just did was he just, you know, he just waves his hands like that.
00:43:37.000You know, you know that it wasn't like genuine.
00:43:39.000That's the thing is you can, you, when you do it long enough and you see it long enough, you can tell when it's genuine, when it's really like somebody's point of view.
00:43:47.000Now, one of the weirdest things about Tommy is Tommy is actually married to a comedian and she's fucking really funny.
00:45:35.000Just like it's just as ridiculous to like be like all into being an American, you know, like and look, America for sure is the best country, but guess what, douchebag?
00:45:44.000You know, you were born here, you know, you didn't do anything to make this country awesome.
00:46:00.000Respecting the ideals and respecting what it is to you and being proud to be a part of what's supposed to be the civilization that's at the cusp of humanity.
00:46:11.000We're the people that move from everywhere else.
00:46:13.000What America is supposed to be is we're the people who came from everywhere else and came to this one spot.
00:46:17.000So the ideal of it should be like that you should have some pride in the ideal, but to think that somehow or another you're better because you're from this dirt and you got a problem with some other dudes from that dirt.
00:47:36.000She was asking me questions and she actually interrupted a conversation that I was having with somebody else and she started talking to me and then somewhere along the line she kept telling me to look in her eyes when I was talking to her and I just got I got annoyed and I just started attacking her.
00:48:00.000But like the people who really subscribe to like when it's a woman that really subscribes to I gotta be a champion of women.
00:48:07.000I find for the most of the part most of the time it's women that were not ever like pursued that like guys didn't really want them and they go off like it's never a really attractive woman that has men like climbing all over fighting all over to get to her.
00:48:28.000It's like I always feel about the same way I always feel about guys like Al Sharpton or guys like Jesse Jackson that are only involved in black and white issues, only involved in black people issues.
00:48:38.000I'm like fucking really and really menu.
00:49:21.000It's like she falsely accused people of rape and he made his career out of getting in the public eye and making a big deal out of this and turning it into this gigantic rape issue.
00:49:33.000I think that guy loves when any black person has something like scandalous affliction.
00:49:58.000Because if there's some gigantic Vietnamese and white person issue, I fucking doubt you're going to see Jesse Jackson on TV trying to support those Vietnamese people.
00:50:06.000That's the thing, man, is that they asked Al Sharpton one time, hey, would you, because he came to the rescue of like some, I don't know, he came to speak out because, oh, some kid got kicked out of school for fighting at the school.
00:50:54.000How do we fix this ridiculous idea that black people and white people and that, like, you know, there's a group of them and they're against a group of us and men, against women, against...
00:51:06.000Morons, assholes, and people you can hang out with.
00:51:18.000It's morons, assholes, and people you can hang out with.
00:51:21.000And sometimes you can hang out with assholes if you know them well enough or if you grew up with them.
00:51:25.000And you can, there's a bunch of people that I grew up with that I still keep in touch with that I probably would never talk to if I didn't grow up with them.
00:51:32.000Guys I used to do martial arts with and stuff and there's a bunch of dudes that I'm happy to talk to them and I'm happy they're in my life.
00:51:38.000But the reality is if I met them today, we wouldn't be such close friends.
00:52:07.000You know, it's actually a challenge to look at people and judge them not by, you know, as Martin Luther King said, by the color of their skin, by the content of the character.
00:52:15.000You know, that's a challenge, and that's a good thing.
00:52:30.000I mean, it's unnatural, like, people's natural instinct is to, like, and I'm just saying, well, it's to judge, but it's also to be drawn to people like you.
00:52:39.000Right Like that's just And it's not even What's that about, man?
00:53:42.000Look, I think water seeks its own level.
00:53:44.000And if that ugly chick can get a good-looking black man to fuck the shit out of her every week.
00:53:48.000So what if he robs her every now and then?
00:53:52.000But wait, do you think, though, like, if you were to walk into like a whatever, a room somewhere, and it was segregated, wouldn't it be the inclination that you would go towards?
00:54:43.000And I would stand real close to the door.
00:54:44.000I'd try to angle myself, try to line up the room, you know?
00:54:47.000But I think if you go somewhere, I mean, you'll see like, you know, Asians will be with Asians and Latin people.
00:54:53.000Well, I think it's also a part of our natural inclination from back when we were, you know, tribes of monkey people to select a group and to stay with that group and to assume that all the other groups are against you.
00:55:04.000You know, I mean, that's what we do with sports teams.
00:55:37.000The theory is, I don't know if it's right or not, but it's pretty close, in my opinion, knowing a lot of people.
00:55:41.000I think 150 people sounds about right.
00:55:43.000It's like you can't have that many more people in your life because if you do, it's just too confusing and you don't have the capacity to remember it.
00:55:50.000It's almost like our culture has evolved so far that it's an operating system that our hard drive isn't capable of processing.
00:56:00.000Like what our operating system is, is our operating system and our memory and our hardware is set up for living in fucking 10,000 BC, throwing sticks with rocks, sharp rocks at the end of it at moving animals.
00:56:18.000Our hardware has barely evolved past that, but our software, our culture is just fucking crazy.
00:56:27.000There's 300 million of us all in this one continent and all supposed to be on the same team.
00:56:31.000And there's so much disconnection that we try to get connections, like little small connections.
00:56:39.000I think like thousands and thousands of years ago, like, you know, when people had, you know, when we were tribes of hunters and gatherers and we were nomadic and everything like that, like the bond between people in those tribes must have been so fucking intense.
00:57:31.000And I think it's, you know, part of it is that I feel like today it's almost like we kind of almost in a weird way encourage people to be selfish.
00:57:41.000We tell people like, don't waste your time with that.
00:58:08.000I mean, obviously, it's not sustainable if we keep growing at this rate, but the rate, like right now, we have enough food if we, you know, if we concentrate on everything and do, I mean, we're feeding people, you know, we are getting it done right now.
00:58:19.000But man, we're set up for much smaller groups.
00:58:41.000So, anyway, the way we got onto this subject was feminism and the idea that this poor fuck who changed his name was actually a male feminist.
00:59:49.000She's doing, you know, like standing up for men's rights.
00:59:51.000And no chicks would trust her, and guys would just, like, they'd be all over it, but they would also be like, you would be like, something's wrong with this bitch.
01:02:12.000Yeah, you know, it's the attachment that people have to each other is so fucking intense that when they break, when someone breaks up with you and then starts dating someone else, you feel like they stole from you.
01:02:45.000Yeah, it's a devastating thing for people, man.
01:02:47.000It's because nature has it set up that we attach to each other and that we become addicted to each other.
01:02:53.000And then we literally, having that person in your life, it's like your whole formula, your whole balance is, it requires having that person in the system.
01:03:06.000Like you have a whole system and that person you go to for your love and your sex and your, and they like lock into your grid.
01:03:12.000You know, when they're gone, it's like you have this gaping hole where that person used to be.
01:03:17.000And most people just try to fill that bitch up real quick.
01:04:35.000I think about just, like, times where, like, I went out even, you know, went out, like, wanted to pursue somebody and, like, maybe went out with them a few times and it didn't work out, it didn't evolve.
01:04:45.000And how that was, like, you know, it was, like, depressing.
01:05:02.000The angry ones are so strange because you just tolerate, like, this yelling and this craziness.
01:05:09.000in your life, you tolerate people getting pissed at you, you tolerate negativity, and then you realize one day like you break up with them and you go okay the the fucking noise has stopped yeah like the mind i feel so much better like i was dating a fucking crazy person shaking your core, yeah.
01:05:23.000It's like I was dating some fucking some monster, some, some deficit in my life, you know?
01:06:24.000That job's boring as fuck, and you work with a bunch of assholes.
01:06:27.000And one day you go, I'm going to get a fucking gun, and I'm going to kill every last one of you, douchebags, because they have been the source of your pain and frustration every goddamn day.
01:06:37.000You show up at work, there's negativity, and not saying that the guy who shoots him isn't the fucking the cause of it.
01:06:54.000There's so many people out there that just hate everyone they have to deal with every day.
01:06:59.000And they have bosses that fuck with them.
01:07:01.000And you realize, too, man, like after, you know, when you get like a little bit older, you start to figure out that like you're in control of like your own happiness in a lot of ways.
01:07:12.000When you get all locked up with debt, the thing is, you get a car and you get an apartment and you have bills you have to pay every fucking month.
01:07:22.000Because then, especially in this economy, what do you do?
01:07:25.000Do you fucking just cast yourself off free?
01:07:27.000Do you quit this without having another job?
01:07:30.000I think, well, there's like borderline.
01:07:32.000You don't be a fucking, like, I'm just going to quit everything.
01:07:35.000But, like, if you're really fucking miserable, either at your job or in a relationship or even like with like, with like a friend or whatever it is, you can fucking make that better.
01:07:47.000Like, you can get, you can leave somebody.
01:09:09.000I love that he can, he, like, when you watch him, like, you're watching somebody who's, it, There's really a controlled, like, lower amount of energy where you're like, this guy looks like he's ordering fucking a sandwich or something.
01:10:36.000Because you're not locked into any sort of success.
01:10:40.000It's not like you're moving up the corporate ladder and you're doing pretty good and you don't want to fucking sidetrack that and try to do stand-up and then have the stand-up not work out.
01:10:50.000And then you go, well, I could have been a success here.
01:12:08.000you know and ladies and gentlemen i guarantee you you will laugh if you do not laugh at this you are a douchebag it's thrilled tom segura you can get it on iTunes can you get it on amazon you can get it on amazon amazon.com you can get it at one of tommy's shows where are you at next i'm at denver this week at oh comedy works downtown oh that's the best one because comedy works downtown is the shit i love that place thursday through sunday and if you're lucky it probably stopped snowing there oh that's right yeah that's true yeah it snowed in montreal saturday did it really when
01:12:38.000were leaving it was snowing j7 may 7th yeah may 7th or whatever the fuck it was and 30 something degrees out and snowing oh my god i hope it's not that fucking cold i'm not ready for that no denver's not gonna be that bad it's already may it's gonna probably be like 60s it'll be nice the colorado's beautiful in the spring spring and summer it's fucking awesome it's gotta be great you went up to my house up there you know yeah dude that shit was fucking sick yeah that was ridiculous too bad a mountain lion ate my goddamn dog did it really and
01:13:08.000yeah too bad my chick doesn't know how to drive in the fucking snow that's part of the problem she hit she hit a wall she had a tree and she hit uh uh the side of a mountain she has two separate accidents and snowy roads she just doesn't know how to drive in the snow at all she grew up in texas and after the what a second time and it was like i go on the road too much i'm like i can't leave you here you don't know how to fucking drive in the snow it's ridiculous when the mountains she doesn't know i grew up in boston dude i not only did i grow up in boston I had a newspaper route for
01:13:38.000five years that means that for five years it didn't matter how much snow was out i was driving yeah i drove every goddamn day i know how to hit that slide counter that bitch i know how to stay calm and pump the brakes i i don't i don't panic when my car starts sliding yeah yeah you know because yeah i had to throw papers out the window and you know i i got in a ton of accidents too just growing up shit i must have been in 10 accidents by the time i was like 21.
01:14:05.000Really from snow and ice and everything?
01:14:56.000That was the number one reason why I wanted to get out of California and move to Colorado.
01:15:00.000And the reason why I moved to such a remote place in the mountains.
01:15:03.000because I think that it's not healthy to be around this many people.
01:15:06.000people you know i've seen these studies that they did with rat population density studies where they increase the amount of rats in an area and they get fucking crazy and start biting each other like the reason why people don't like each other as much is like what we talked about before we're supposed to be in groups small groups where you know everybody yeah you know and we're only wired for like 150.
01:15:25.000You get a place like LA where you're dealing with 20 million people plus Mexicans.
01:15:30.000Nobody knows how many people there really are.
01:15:32.000They send me the census and I'm like, get the fuck out of here with the census.
01:16:17.000There's going to be some sort of a drastic decrease in the amount of privacy that we have to the point where either it's going to be because technology brings this on, because it's just the technology that is created is so immense and powerful that you really do have an instant access to where everyone is.
01:16:44.000You can immediately find out at least an idea of what the argument is, pro and con, and then start researching into it instantly.
01:16:52.000Well, eventually, we're going to have something along those lines where you're going to be able to know how many people are here, who the people are.
01:16:59.000Like, you're going to be able to Google, not even Google, but like someone who's not even on Google.
01:17:05.000Like my next door neighbor, the carpenter, whatever the fuck he is, you know, I don't know anything about that guy.
01:17:35.000Well, how about when you ever use like Yahoo email or something like that, and you have like certain keywords in your email, and then it'll show you like ads on the right-hand side that have to do with like the email that somebody sent you?
01:17:50.000And how much more is that going to, how much better or more like invasive is that going to be?
01:17:56.000much more yeah you know what i mean like we talked about last week we talked about uh smart dust It's a new technology that they've created, these little tiny things that are literally like the size of a grain of sand, and they will have the ability to transmit and receive data, and they will have their own power supply.
01:18:10.000Yeah, and HP is working on a whole project right now.
01:18:29.000So literally, they'll be able to tell you where cars are parked, you know, that this house is on fire.
01:18:33.000There'll be a grid where people will have access to information far beyond the reach that we have now.
01:18:40.000I already feel like it's pretty like, I don't know, it's like upsetting that, I mean, I think it's necessary in a way, but it's kind of like it makes me uncomfortable that so many places have cameras, you know?
01:20:21.000This guy's legitimately retarded and he's not some sort of a plant, but it's very possible.
01:20:27.000There's a lot of people that believe that Oklahoma City, that the reason why Oklahoma City was blown up or was allowed to be blown up was so that they could pass new stricter anti-terrorism laws.
01:20:38.000Yeah, but here's my only problem with point of views like that, right?
01:20:42.000And I mean like with all of them, when it's like a really something that big, is the magnitude of the conspiracy.
01:20:55.000You would have to have too many people keeping secrets.
01:20:57.000People are naturally reluctant to keep secrets.
01:21:01.000For the most part, when you have people have like a compulsion to want to share, especially when it's something that they're not supposed to share.
01:21:20.000Well, do you know, but just to play devil's advocate, do you know that the FBI removed several undetonated bombs outside of the building?
01:21:26.000They pulled them out of the building after it happened.
01:21:29.000And this is reported on the news in Oklahoma, and that the bomb itself that they made out of fertilizer, that literally, like if you look at the evidence, like how the building was blown up, there's no way a fertilizer bomb did that kind of damage.
01:21:42.000Not only that, the building blew outward.
01:21:47.000There wasn't like a big crater underneath the truck.
01:21:49.000And the idea is that there were bombs inside the building.
01:21:53.000And that this guy who blew up this bomb, you know, this truck bomb, yeah, he blew up a truck bomb, but that's not responsible for all that damage.
01:22:00.000The idea is that the damage was done by a bunch of bombs that were inside the building and all of them didn't go off.
01:22:05.000And that's the reason why the FBI pulled them out of the building, pulled unexploded ones out of the building.
01:22:11.000And that doesn't necessarily mean the government was involved.
01:22:14.000What it could have mean was that he was working with other people and not only did he have this fertilizer bomb, but he had these other bombs in the building and maybe his fertilizer bomb was supposed to detonate those other bombs and blow up the whole thing.
01:22:24.000There's a bunch of different possibilities of it.
01:22:28.000And the footage of all these different people that were involved, all these different fucking Muslim guys that were supposed to be there that had worked for Saddam Hussein in Iraq and all these different various organizations.
01:22:52.000And when you look at the stuff that the government has done that would require hundreds of people to keep their mouths shut, like, do you know about the Gulf of Tonkin?
01:24:09.000When you start talking about conspiracies, the real problem is when you get into them and you start researching them, you go, fuck, look at all the shit they have done.
01:24:18.000And I don't say that I don't believe that the government or anybody for that matter doesn't have the capacity to be that morally corrupt or evil.
01:24:31.000Just my natural inclination is to be like, when these things start to get really massive, is to go like, how in this day and age especially can that secret be kept?
01:24:44.000Well, one way that it's kept, if you put your tinfoil hat on tight one way it's kept is by putting out information that's correct and mixing it with a bunch of stuff that's ridiculous.
01:24:56.000You know, and that's that's how they process disinformation.
01:24:59.000What they do is they attach all these legitimate ideas to something that's so outrageous that it makes the legitimate ideas seem ridiculous because they're connected to them.
01:25:12.000You know, and that's that's a strategy that is well documented.
01:25:16.000You know, it's, you know, if you look at the in the 1950s, the CIA wrote papers about this kind of stuff.
01:25:21.000You know, COINTELPRO and the idea that you have to, you know, put out dumb stories that attach themselves to the real stories, so it makes it ridiculous.
01:25:31.000I mean, people have actually had jobs where they're disinformation agents, and they're hired to go on blogs and websites.
01:26:36.000They had Johns would come in and they would try to get Lei, these poor fucks, and they would blast them with acid while they're in there trying to get their freak on.
01:27:18.000Well, it makes sense that that would be possible because if you think about like experiments, you know, they didn't know like what I mean, it's not like we had like a whole database on LSD experience that we could pull from.
01:27:32.000Like, hey, don't do more than this amount or you'll fucking blow yourself.
01:27:35.000Because your own chemistry is also different from the next person.
01:28:28.000And everything, you know, it seemingly wore off like the way any, like, you know, when you do drugs would.
01:28:36.000And then he went, like, the next week, went into like the, like the school and walked through like the cafeteria, went into the kitchen and started like, like, asking the, asking the chef to, like, if he could swim in the water supply.
01:30:25.000I believe it just because of, I had an experience one of the last times I did DMT, the last time I did DMT, where it was a few years ago, where for like two weeks after I did it, this is the way I always describe it.
01:30:39.000It's very difficult to describe, but I say that reality got very slippery.
01:30:43.000It's like reality just didn't seem, didn't seem like I could bang on it anymore.
01:30:50.000Yeah, it seemed like the DMT experience is so powerful and so incredibly beautiful and overwhelming and shocking that when you're doing it it seems more real than reality itself it seems like you're taking a look into a better more pure efficient next stage reality it's like you you feel like you're taking this look into what's next you know it's like an afterlife type of experience I mean that's really what it feels
01:31:20.000and then I would come back, or I did come back from it, and then for a couple of weeks, this life just didn't seem like it was going to hold up.
01:31:30.000It felt like all this shit that I'm seeing, everything around me, it's like I'm assuming that this is real.
01:31:37.000I'm assuming that this is hard, and this is reality, and this is life, but after doing the DMT experience, that seems so much more real than reality.
01:31:49.000I started getting these weird ideas about the structure of life, and the pattern of human existence, and everything that's going on on the planet at the same time, that it was really much less tangible, much less real than I thought it was, and that perhaps the sleeping time when your brain is producing DMT, like when you're in heavy REM sleep, that that might be just a much more intense version of life that we only get in small doses, and that might be real life, and this might be the crazy dream.
01:32:26.000I mean, the alternative is, anytime you start talking about what life could be, or what drugs could be, or what hallucinations really mean, you open yourself up to ridicule.
01:32:40.000Well, the alternative is that we're just this biological, fleshy thing that lives for 65 years, and then you fucking die, and you move on, and you breed while you're here, and eventually there'll be too many of us, and we'll blow the world up, because there's too many of us.
01:32:57.000Unlike everything else in nature, I mean, everything else in nature is building something, supplying to something.
01:33:03.000You know, a part of an ecosystem has a very vital, vital part in the whole process, the natural process of life.
01:33:11.000Everything that we see, from volcanoes, and fires, and predators, and prey, all seems to fit into this entire system, except for human beings.
01:33:20.000You know, except for how we view our life.
01:33:22.000But I think we're just a really advanced form of all that shit, and that what we're doing here, in this life, is setting us up, somehow or another, for the next stage of existence.
01:33:34.000That's why every single culture has had this idea of heaven.
01:33:36.000Every single culture has had this idea of a better place, that you're going to go to, you know, somewhere, where it's going to be more pure, or, you know, it'll be all love, or it'll be, there's all these different, various versions of it.
01:33:48.000I think it's because there's a part of us, instinctively, that understands that this is a stage, and that like everything else in the universe, from the Big Bang, to the formation of stars, to the formation of planets, to life forming on planets, to life evolving, and getting more advanced, that it all keeps moving on towards some new, better, more improved, you know, more advanced thing, and that that's what's going to happen to us too.
01:34:11.000Do you, wait, but does your, did your, did that last DMT experience though, like that was the last time you did it?
01:34:18.000But did it, did your experience afterwards, also kind of make you go, well maybe I should do DMT more, or no?
01:34:24.000No, no, I think, you know, the thing, the reason why I haven't done it since then, is because I still, I still think I'm still trying to exactly process, like honestly process, what happened, like I could do it now again, I might be willing to do it now again, if I had some, but I think it's just as important to try to honestly process what happened in the last
01:34:45.000experience, to try to learn as much from it as you can, you know, the, one of the things that you do experience when you, when you have any like really extreme psychedelic experience, you, you experience this complete dissolving of your ego, everything like you've built yourself up to
01:35:01.000be, everything, your, your language, the way you talk, you know, your social structure, how you fit in with your friends, and your family, and your dog, and all that stuff, your self-definition, all dissolves, everything dissolves, and your definition of the world, of earth, of human
01:35:16.000beings, all that dissolves too, and you start to look at things in this, almost like this alien perspective, it's like, I always say that like when you're taking mushrooms, it feels like, and even DMT, it feels like you're looking at the universe, through the eyes of an alien, of like a super advanced, organic life form, that's far, far, far, evolved from where we are, at this point in time, and you get to see the whole thing, objectively, and clearly, without the context, of any of the things, you already understand, and know about it, like language, and
01:35:46.000accents, and you know, jobs, and all that bullshit, you start, you see it all, like in some weird sort of a way, but when you do that, the problem is, it fucking, especially if you have like, a crazy dose, you know, crazy DMT sort of trip, the real problem is, re-assimilating
01:36:01.000back, into the regular world, the real problem is, like being around, like regular people, and mundane shit, and try to take it all seriously, and try to focus on all the stuff, that you do, you know, you know, you do like, have to do, as part of, it's like, I would say, psychedelic experiences are
01:36:17.000useless, if you can't bring something back, if you don't learn something, that you can apply to this world, because this is the world, where you're spending most of your time, you know, yeah, that's true, yeah, I mean, you're, most of your time, is spent in the waking world, you know, so if you're having these, psychedelic
01:36:33.000trips, and that's what you really enjoy out of life, it's like it's all, you're all enjoying, you know, these experiences, and you're not, you're not enjoying the regular world, at all, you know, then you're not bringing anything back with you, you can, you can go, and have these experiences, and bring something back with
01:36:48.000you, and change the world, around you, and make it better, like that is possible, or, you could take too much, and go fucking bonkers, and try to, try to swim in the pipes, try to jump in the pipes, and get to the water supply, I've never fucked with acid, you know, I don't, I don't think
01:37:03.000that, I'm not into doing anything, that people create, you know, I did, MDMA once, I did ecstasy once, and I got really fucked up, and the next day, my brain was just useless, and I think I learned from that experience, I enjoyed the experience of being on
01:37:18.000ecstasy, but the come down, was just way too brutal, I was like, this is not good for you, I think shit, like chemicals, that man made stuff, that doesn't exist in nature, that, or you know, LSD sort of does, and like, yeah, Hawaiian baby woodrow seeds, and some, some other things, you can actually, extract the, GHB, no, I heard that's, fucking, I heard that shit is, really dangerous, I, I OD'd, I was in a coma, really, yeah, yeah, yeah, what happened, I took, what the fuck happened, so, so dumb when I did, I
01:37:48.000took, I took ecstasy, then I was having some drinks.
01:37:53.000Like, I probably had like four or five drinks, which is, you know, like liquor drinks, right?
01:37:57.000I was like, I don't feel this ecstasy at all.
01:38:00.000And this guy kind of I'm a freshman in college.
01:41:25.000To act as a birth control, a reversible birth control for men.
01:41:32.000They're able to shoot a burst of ultrasound into your ball sack and blast all your spermies so that you're just shooting blanks for like six months.
01:41:59.000What are those babies going to look like?
01:42:00.000Could you imagine if, like, at five and a half months, when your shit's supposed to be, like, not come back yet, you shoot around some chick and you make some fucking nuclear baby.
01:42:23.000Think about all the autistic kids that are being created today and all the thoughts of like where this is coming from, whether it's environmental or chemicals or just all sorts of theories.
01:42:33.000Vaccinations, people being older and having the kids because they're older and their DNA is damaged.
01:42:38.000How about the babies that we're going to have when they are shooting ultrasound into your fucking sack?
01:43:46.000Well, they're trying to come up with all sorts of different ways.
01:43:49.000And, you know, with women, it's all hormonal.
01:43:51.000They can either shoot you up with something that makes your body think it's pregnant or they give you a pill that makes your body think it's pregnant.
01:43:57.000Or they put a catcher's mitt in there, like put an IUD and they insert that shit and you snatch and it gets all infected and your loads are trying to shot at it like barnacles on a fucking dock.
01:44:08.000Yeah, the thought of that one, that makes me uncomfortable.
01:44:11.000Imagine if they pull it out and there's all this stalagmites from your old loads that have been trying to get into this IUD and they just hang out there.
01:47:14.000First of all, I hate all that none of which I know how to use.
01:47:17.000What he was saying is that these things provide information.
01:47:19.000There's too much information and it's difficult to discern what's factual and what's not.
01:47:23.000And that crazy ideas can gain traction and become problematic.
01:47:26.000And he was saying that it actually makes it hard on democracy, which I thought was hilarious.
01:47:31.000makes it hard to run the country and it's bad for the country somewhere and that line just appeals to like a certain generation when This is what he says.
01:47:40.000He says, you know, iPads and Xboxes and PlayStations, none of which I know how to use.
01:47:45.000My fucking two-year-old daughter knows how to use an iPod, dude.
01:47:49.000She knows how to find the song she likes and click on it.
01:47:52.000She knows how to go to the little apps and pick a little monkey game and play the monkey game.
01:47:56.000Dude, you know how to use a fucking iPod.
01:48:34.000Yeah, so anyway, he's trying to say that somehow or another, all this access to information that people have now, the problem is that these crazy ideas can gain traction and that it becomes more of a distraction than it is a useless source of information.
01:49:15.000This guy flew a plane over the Gulf oil spill and videotaped the whole thing and put it up and showed how massive it is and how they're not being honest about what a catastrophe it is.
01:50:40.000They're just a new version of journalists that does shit online.
01:50:43.000And yeah, there's some people that are irreputable, but then their reputation is that they suck.
01:50:47.000You know, when someone online, you know, when it's been proven by a bunch of different websites, this guy puts out bad information, then they become discredited.
01:50:57.000And for Obama to say that that's not the case and that there's something bad about all this new access to information, that just shows me two things.
01:51:30.000I mean, he's a fucking, he's, oh, no more lobbyists.
01:51:32.000I mean, well, he hires a bunch of them.
01:51:34.000I mean, the whole idea behind being a president is that you're supposed to be some sort of a leader.
01:51:42.000And what you promise us is supposed to be something that you're going to, you're going to, when you get in office, you're going to change shit.
01:52:00.000They get criticized by the Democrats when they do certain things.
01:52:02.000But once the Democrats get in office, there's not nearly as many people criticizing Obama for sending 30,000 troops over to Afghanistan after winning the Nobel Prize.
01:52:12.000Not nearly as many as we're criticizing George Bush.
01:53:25.000Have you ever seen movies on corporations?
01:53:27.000Especially the documentary The Corporation, where they talk about a corporation as a sociopath.
01:53:34.000They don't worry at all about their...
01:53:42.000They don't worry about who their actions hurt and that being in a corporation is sort of like there's a diffusion of responsibility because there's so many other people that are doing the same thing.
01:53:52.000And I wonder like when you get a guy like Obama, I wonder if they start out with the right intentions and they start out really thinking that they're going to make a change.
01:54:01.000But once they get in office, once they get in there, maybe then it's like they realize like, you know, like you don't get the change shit.
01:54:13.000They change like the gay marriage thing.
01:54:15.000Like they're getting rid of don't ask, don't tell, right?
01:54:17.000So you're going to be able to say that you're gay.
01:54:20.000And he's also like the medical marijuana thing.
01:54:23.000They said that they're not going to go after, they're only going to go after, the DEA will only go after medical marijuana dispensaries that violate both state and federal law.
01:54:31.000So the federal law is all marijuana is illegal.
01:54:33.000The state law is very clearly defined what you're allowed to do medically.
01:54:37.000And a lot of people don't operate within those parameters and they sell a bunch of shit to people that don't have licenses.
01:54:43.000So the idea was they're going to go after those people.
01:54:46.000So there's a few things that do change, right?
01:54:48.000But that's what they hang their hat on.
01:54:51.000But are those things that do change, are they because they have to give something otherwise people will fucking just rage up?
01:54:59.000Do they give you a little just to keep democracy intact and just resist the change as much as possible?
01:55:05.000Resist giving the people what they want as much as possible?
01:55:12.000I think the way that the system is set up is that this is what bothers me the most about politics, is for some reason, you're not allowed to admit fault in politics.
01:55:23.000You can't be like, I did something, this didn't work out.
01:56:08.000The most depressing thing about politics is that politics are real.
01:56:11.000And that you could lose your fucking life paying attention to it.
01:56:16.000If you start talking like there's some new Supreme Court justice nominee that Obama likes, it looks like a lesbian, and everybody's all bummed out about it, and there's all this debate.
01:56:24.000I'm like, God damn, do I really have to fucking think about this?
01:56:28.000Do I really have to, I mean, you do, supposedly, if you're a good citizen, you're supposed to pay attention because lives could change and, you know, you could be in a situation where one of her rulings directly affects you.
01:56:51.000I went to college with, and one night, a Saturday night, I went to a, I was not in a fraternity, but I went to a party that a fraternity had.
01:56:59.000I think it was the Pie Cap fraternity, and then as I left, there is another fraternity next door, they had like their fraternity house, right?
01:57:08.000And I'm walking back, and this fucking guy, Brian Jack was his name, he beat up, like physically pummeled seven guys and like full fucking ninja Rambo style, like where it wasn't even like he literally punched a guy and then did like a roundhouse kick and then rolled, did like a fucking like a somersault and like rolled up and punched another guy and just destroyed it where you're like, it was like a video game.
01:57:38.000You're like, uh-uh, oh my god, oh my god, like just freaking out watching this guy just why did he get in the fight?
01:57:44.000He was, he's a total fucking, like, he was a very independent, like, sort of a loner, like, super athlete, like, had that quality of, like, like, of what, like, the best athletes do where it's, like, unbelievable work ethic when it comes to, like, like his, you know, working out and, like, training.
01:58:07.000And just kind of a very peculiar, independent dude.
01:58:11.000And, you know, didn't, I mean, kind of kept to himself, but also didn't fuck, like, didn't take any shit from anybody.
01:58:19.000And he was walking, I think, through the yard of the fraternity guys who were dressed in like their, their Sunday best, like, they had their, their dockers on and their ties.
01:59:01.000He played football No, he was not like super big, like, like, just lean, like, I would say, like, six feet, like 205, but like rock fucking solid.
02:00:13.000There's a fucking gay porn star named Buck Something or other, and it used to be a woman, and she took hormones and became a man, and is a male porn star, but he has a vagina.
02:02:59.000He's doing what he's not supposed to be doing, going to a place where he's not supposed to be going.
02:03:02.000And so they jacked him, arrested him, and cut his fucking head off so that he could act as like a deterrent for people that want to go and investigate this.
02:03:12.000And he get people enthusiastic about this war.
02:03:15.000Like, yeah, we got to get these motherfuckers.
02:03:18.000You know, that's a big PR strategy, man, for a guy like that.
02:03:22.000You know, you could take a guy and use him as a tool.
02:03:25.000Like, say if some guy finds out some shit he's not supposed to find out or goes somewhere he's not supposed to go and then you know, if he could encourage other people to do it, they could have a real problem.
02:03:33.000They just cut this guy's head off and make a video out of it.
02:03:35.000And now, not only will that shit never happen again, nobody wants to go over there now.
02:03:39.000They're cutting your fucking head off and putting it on a video.
02:03:42.000And you see that guy gag and gurgle and make those horrible noises while he's still alive and they're sawing through his fucking neck.
02:03:49.000And it gets people all fired up about going to war, you know, in a war that's not a very popular war, you know?
02:04:28.000I guess, man, there's a certain amount of people that feel like, you know, you have a goal and you have a job and you do that job and your objective is to fucking, you know, do whatever they're, you know, do whatever the orders are.
02:04:40.000And the orders are to kill this guy because you're going to make a video and this guy's going to be a martyr and, you know, we're going to use him as a publicity tool.
02:04:48.000All right, bitch, guess you got to die.
02:04:50.000You know, I mean, how many fucking people have been killed in interrogations that were innocent?
02:04:54.000I mean, how many people are in Guantanamo Bay that are innocent?
02:04:56.000How many people have been killed by accidental bombs, you know, that hit apartment buildings and shit?
02:05:02.000At a certain number, you see a certain amount of casualties.
02:05:06.000I think life starts to get real cheap.
02:05:07.000You know, you see a certain amount of collateral damage that happens.
02:05:20.000Scary shit, the idea that someone is willing to cut someone's fucking head off for a video.
02:05:25.000But if you look at like Operation Northwoods, if you look at that idea, the idea of attacking Americans and blaming it on Cubans so that we could go to war, it really fits into the whole past scheme of things.
02:06:56.000And he was just like, I don't know what the fuck he said, but whatever he said, it was driving him nuts.
02:07:01.000So anyway, the bell ends to the round.
02:07:03.000He gets off this dude and starts to walk away.
02:07:06.000And Paul Daly walks up behind him, like when, like, walks up behind the referee, walks up to him, and sucker punches him after the fight was over.
02:07:14.000Yeah, gets booted from the UFC for life.
02:07:19.000You know, that, that, you know, you can't have a fight and then try to sucker punch a guy because you didn't get to hit him for 15 minutes because he was too good.
02:08:01.000So Paul Daly and Koschak were just going back and forth and back and forth.
02:08:04.000And it generated an incredible amount of interest in the fight, but it also put an incredible amount of pressure on him.
02:08:10.000And when he was getting his ass kicked, and when it was over, and he just got molested for fucking three rounds, like, and the knee, which may or may not have hit Koschek, and, you know, it made it look like a big deal.
02:08:20.000And Koschek, like, was lying on his stomach and, you know, was like making it look like he was out.
02:08:24.000And then when the referee said to him, the referee said, get up, I saw the replay.
02:08:29.000Dan Mergliata goes, get up, I saw the replay.
02:09:38.000But dude, the fucking disappointment in the Canadians when he goes, don't worry about it because Pittsburgh's going to kick your fucking ass next week.
02:11:15.000I mean, when I was a kid, the Red Sox, when the Red Sox made it to the World Series, was the Bill Buckner one, when the ball went through his leg.
02:12:12.000Yeah, so he shows this video on religion.
02:12:16.000And during the middle of the video on religion, all these Muslims, apparently they got super offended.
02:12:21.000They run up and they tackle him and punch him in the head.
02:12:24.000So one dude punches him in the head, that guy, and then they have to fucking tear gas people and they all start screaming, Allah Akbar, Allah Akbar.
02:13:17.000If you haven't seen the video, it's unremarkable other than the fact that it's just another group of retarded fucking religious people screaming and yelling.
02:13:25.000They're the most scary because Christians, you know, you're allowed to draw Jesus.
02:15:58.000If that guy had witnessed, you know, the Abu Ghraib atrocities before we're talking about the guy who got his head cut off when they said that he was actually his head was cut off by CIA guys.
02:16:35.000No, you try to control your micro world.
02:16:38.000That's what you do, ladies and gentlemen.
02:16:40.000This is my advice: you want some advice: control all the people that are around you, control what you do for a living, control your body, control your mind, control how you treat other people and what kind of treatment you'll accept from other people.
02:16:53.000If you do that, and if that shit spreads, and if people learn by your example, then you really can make a change and a difference.
02:17:08.000Like, you can, if you're a local town, you can choose to put up a stop sign in an area where people need to stop because there's some accidents.
02:17:16.000You know, you can vote on that, and that shit will actually happen, and it'll actually become something.
02:17:19.000State politics, there's state laws that can get changed.
02:17:22.000You know, like the medical marijuana law in California is a clear example of that.
02:17:25.000They voted, like, yeah, the medical marijuana is helpful for people.
02:17:42.000Like, if you want to fucking, like we're talking about, you can, you can get away from shit that's not affecting you in a good way and get away from people that are not good for you.
02:17:59.000You know, the real problem with us is that we have so much more access to human beings and to connecting to each other than we ever had in the past.
02:18:07.000That's why people feel like they can be so douchey on message boards because there's no social consequence.
02:18:13.000There's no consequence to emailing someone on MySpace and just saying nasty, fucked up shit to them.
02:18:18.000You know, how many comics have you talked to that get horrible fucking messages on Facebook and on Twitter and dudes just say shit just to get attention?
02:18:36.000It's all about we've lost some sort of a connection with each other because there's too fucking many of us.
02:18:41.000That's why local shit is the only shit that works.
02:18:44.000You know, small groups, the people that you actually impact, like the people that you impact in your personal life, the people that you impact in local politics, the people you impact at your job and whatever the fuck you do for your living, you know, how you impact those people.
02:19:52.000And if you are a funny person and you are a funny stand-up comedian and don't assume that you have to live your life the same way that got you there with no discipline and no self-control.
02:20:04.000You can get your shit together, even though neither Tommy nor myself have our shit together.
02:21:12.000And yes, I am sponsored by a fleshlight, but if it sucked, I would quit the sponsorship and I would tell you, I would not sell you anything that I don't think is real.
02:21:21.000I'm not saying that I will never have sponsors, but I am saying that I will never try to endorse something that I don't think is an awesome product.
02:21:28.000And this is a goddamn awesome product.
02:21:30.000And it's for beating off, which I'm for.